The Joe Rogan Experience - January 12, 2017


Joe Rogan Experience #899 - Bryan Callen


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 33 minutes

Words per Minute

202.69461

Word Count

31,117

Sentence Count

3,116

Misogynist Sentences

150

Hate Speech Sentences

90


Summary

On this episode of Thick & Thin, the boys talk about the patriarchy, sex on a roof, and how to break the glass ceiling. Plus, a new segment called "Shake the Patriarchy" where the boys try to break down the patriarchy in order to get to the bottom of it all. Also, a special guest joins the boys to talk about his new book, "Breaking The Patriarchy: How To Break The Patriarchical System." Subscribe, Like, and Share to stay up to date on everything going on in the world of Thick and Thin! Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends about this podcast! XOXO, EJ & Brian Callen Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. The opinions stated here are our own, not those of our companies, unless otherwise stated. We do not own the rights to any music used in this podcast. All credit given to original artists, music and music used without permission. This episode was produced, produced, written, and edited by Brian Callan and the rest of the crew at Incomptech.co.nz. Thank you for all of our sponsorships, we do not claim any responsibility for any of the music used on this episode, other than that which is produced, owned or produced by our clients. or any other third-party services provided. . We are not affiliated with any of our clients or partners, we are not responsible for the rights of any of this material used in any other than our content. If you would like us to use this podcast, we thank you for the use of any music, credit is given full discretion and credit given, we have no claim or compensation. and we are working with any other person s credit, other such considerations. in any way possible, other wise expressed in the public service or other such compensation is being compensated for this podcasting services provided by our patrons choose to be compensated for their work, etc. Thank you, etc., etc. etc. - we are doing this work, we appreciate your support is being represented by a third party, etc.. - thank you, thank you kindly - and we appreciate all the love, support is appreciated, etc, etc... thank you - etc. - etc.. Thank you.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Yeah, gotta start getting, start digging deep.
00:00:07.000 Hey, Brian Callen.
00:00:08.000 Hey!
00:00:09.000 What's up, buddy?
00:00:10.000 Not much.
00:00:10.000 It's a rainy, cozy Thursday.
00:00:13.000 It's adorable.
00:00:14.000 They say on rainy days that people are a little bit more devious.
00:00:18.000 So if you have an honor jar where you got to put like tips, you know, if you take a bagel at the office and you're supposed to put like a dollar in there, on rainy days, some people tend to not do it.
00:00:29.000 They're like, I'm not going to give it.
00:00:30.000 It's raining.
00:00:30.000 I'm taking a break from being honest.
00:00:32.000 Really?
00:00:33.000 I wonder why rain does that.
00:00:35.000 I don't know.
00:00:36.000 Huh.
00:00:37.000 Why do girls are always like...
00:00:38.000 It's funny.
00:00:39.000 Rain always reminds me of past girlfriends who would call up and be like, let's go fuck on a roof.
00:00:44.000 Whoa!
00:00:44.000 I'm always like, nah.
00:00:45.000 What kind of girls are you dating, bro?
00:00:48.000 The good kind.
00:00:48.000 The good kind.
00:00:49.000 The kind that aren't that stable.
00:00:51.000 The kind with low self-esteem and daddy issues.
00:00:53.000 The kind that want to fuck on a roof.
00:00:55.000 Yeah.
00:00:56.000 I can tell you that when I take girls, when I would take women shopping back in the day, it even happens with my wife now, I get a little horny because I'm the man.
00:01:04.000 Oh, you're buying them things.
00:01:05.000 I love that shit.
00:01:07.000 You're providing.
00:01:08.000 With my wife, before we got married, she wanted these shoes and they were fucking high-heeled sneakers, right?
00:01:14.000 I'm like, some asshole named Ted calls himself Christian Louboutin, and now I gotta pay $800 for a high-heeled sandal.
00:01:20.000 I mean, the amount of leather that goes into a sandal...
00:01:24.000 But the two women are saleswomen, and I'm the man.
00:01:27.000 And I'm the man, and I think I was in a linen shirt, and I had a blazer on, a linen blazer I spent too much money on, and I'm taking my girl on a little weekend in Santa Barbara.
00:01:37.000 I'm the man.
00:01:38.000 I'm the man.
00:01:38.000 Probably not even working at the time, but whatever.
00:01:41.000 And she tries on these Louboutins, or whatever the fuck, Jimmy Choo's, and she goes, God, they're so amazing.
00:01:48.000 And the woman brings out another pair, That bitch.
00:01:51.000 Yep, that bitch is right.
00:01:53.000 And she goes, I can't decide.
00:01:56.000 And the saleswoman goes, get them both.
00:01:59.000 And she goes, oh my God, I'd never do that.
00:02:01.000 And I go, if you want them both.
00:02:03.000 And she goes, and she, this bitch, God bless her, my wife, she hides behind her own hand and she goes, you're going to ruin me for other men.
00:02:12.000 And I was like...
00:02:14.000 Get both the fucking shoes.
00:02:16.000 I won't eat meat for the month, but get the fucking shoes.
00:02:21.000 I'll buy you that dress, too.
00:02:23.000 I'm going to help you try it out.
00:02:25.000 Well, basically what you're doing, Brian, is just perpetuating these gender stereotypes that have been essentially boxing people into these behavior patterns for years.
00:02:34.000 It's not that they're natural.
00:02:35.000 It's totally cultural.
00:02:37.000 It's totally something that our society has constructed.
00:02:40.000 It's a cultural context.
00:02:43.000 A construct, rather.
00:02:44.000 Sorry for being a provider.
00:02:46.000 No, no, no.
00:02:47.000 You're not.
00:02:47.000 Who you are is the patriarchy.
00:02:50.000 You are the patriarchy.
00:02:51.000 Do you want to shatter the patriarchy?
00:02:52.000 I want to just break all the glass ceilings, Brian.
00:02:56.000 Rose McGowan, who I think is sexy as all get out, was on the cover of some terrible magazine, and she's in a leather jacket, dressed like a man, of course.
00:03:04.000 It's interesting how when you want to shatter the patriarchy, you're dressed, you know, she's in pants, and I think she had gloves with the fingers cut out.
00:03:11.000 Maybe she didn't, but in my mind she did.
00:03:13.000 And she She's hanging on to something.
00:03:15.000 She's hanging.
00:03:15.000 She's looking like that.
00:03:16.000 Maybe a cigarette out of her mouth.
00:03:17.000 She's a bad bitch.
00:03:18.000 By the way, head is shaved.
00:03:20.000 She's not fucking around.
00:03:21.000 Her head is shaved.
00:03:22.000 Fuck yes!
00:03:23.000 And the caption is, she wants to shatter the patriarchy.
00:03:28.000 Yeah!
00:03:31.000 Yes!
00:03:32.000 If I had a crack at that, I'd turn into the biggest fucking liberal in the world.
00:03:38.000 I'd be like, you are 100% right, and I'll do whatever I have to.
00:03:42.000 And if I could cook you some food right now, just lose your shirt and arch your back and lick your lips after we're done.
00:03:49.000 Da-da-da, da-da-da.
00:03:50.000 Isn't it funny how a really hot girl back in the day could get you to do anything?
00:03:54.000 Literally be like, my joke is always like, I don't care if there's a black guy, there she is.
00:03:59.000 She's hot as fuck with a shaved head.
00:04:00.000 Oh, she's so hot.
00:04:01.000 She's amazing.
00:04:02.000 Is she too crazy?
00:04:04.000 Is that why she stopped working?
00:04:05.000 Um, I would imagine.
00:04:07.000 Jamie's over there nodding and going, mmm.
00:04:09.000 I would imagine that she's probably...
00:04:12.000 I mean, has she stopped working or am I ignorant?
00:04:15.000 Her dad was a cult leader.
00:04:17.000 Oh, well, she's fucked.
00:04:18.000 Yeah.
00:04:19.000 Oh, yeah.
00:04:19.000 But I think she's impossibly hot.
00:04:21.000 She quit acting.
00:04:22.000 Hint, Hollywood sexism.
00:04:23.000 Okay, I'm running away now.
00:04:25.000 Yeah.
00:04:26.000 This is right about the time where I run away.
00:04:27.000 What am I supposed to do with that information?
00:04:29.000 When you say Hollywood sexism, you're so hot.
00:04:32.000 I remember meeting her after she'd done Doom Generation at Air One my first year in Los Angeles.
00:04:38.000 I was so into it.
00:04:39.000 I was like, hi.
00:04:41.000 I'm on Matt TV. I think that was the next thing I said.
00:04:43.000 Anything to try to get her attention.
00:04:44.000 She had no time for me at all.
00:04:45.000 But, you know, she was so...
00:04:47.000 You enjoy privilege.
00:04:49.000 You have your house and all that stuff because you have a bone structure and a body that makes men sweat.
00:04:56.000 It's just my genetics.
00:04:58.000 I'm not trying to be a...
00:04:59.000 I'm not...
00:04:59.000 Right, she's profiting off of a fortunate roll of the dice plus her acting power.
00:05:04.000 And also she says, I can't stand when men say, smile to me and all that.
00:05:07.000 That is gross.
00:05:08.000 It is gross, but how about this?
00:05:10.000 How about looking at it this way?
00:05:11.000 Hey, sometimes we're so flummoxed by your beauty and power that we want to say, we'll just say anything.
00:05:18.000 Most of the time, you can't even look at her, and when you want to get to her, you just want to say anything just so she looks at you, and it's clumsy!
00:05:25.000 Yeah, but maybe that's you, but there's a lot of dickwads out there that go up to women And they go, hey, why don't you smile?
00:05:31.000 You'd look better if you smiled.
00:05:33.000 Come on, man.
00:05:33.000 That's super common.
00:05:35.000 I consider it the same thing as a guy who has a bad sense of humor.
00:05:38.000 Right?
00:05:38.000 I have a friend.
00:05:39.000 You have friends?
00:05:40.000 You know that guy?
00:05:41.000 Right.
00:05:41.000 But when you're a woman and a guy's doing it to you, it has that feeling of danger attached to it.
00:05:47.000 I know.
00:05:47.000 I understand.
00:05:48.000 When a guy's pursuing a woman and he's saying things like that and he's kind of gross and clumsy, we think of it as like a dude being gross and clumsy to us.
00:05:57.000 But a guy being gross and clumsy to you, you don't feel like you might get raped.
00:06:02.000 Yeah, I hear you.
00:06:03.000 You just feel like you feel a little weird.
00:06:06.000 I know.
00:06:06.000 But girls, they're constantly being pursued.
00:06:09.000 It's a different world.
00:06:11.000 They're physically vulnerable.
00:06:13.000 But that's never been any different, right?
00:06:15.000 Yeah, well, it's never been any different, but they never had the ability to express themselves.
00:06:19.000 There's never been the opportunity to put up a post on Facebook about the way you feel about something and have people react to it.
00:06:28.000 Yeah, I guess.
00:06:29.000 I also think that there are some women that embrace it and turn it into an advantage.
00:06:34.000 I think people get into anything, man.
00:06:37.000 They get into anything and everything.
00:06:39.000 They get into it.
00:06:40.000 It defines them.
00:06:42.000 It defines them.
00:06:42.000 I'm into playing water hockey.
00:06:44.000 Is water hockey a thing?
00:06:45.000 I fight.
00:06:46.000 I'm a fighter.
00:06:46.000 I train.
00:06:47.000 I was going to say water polo, but I'm like, that's just too ridiculous.
00:06:50.000 Water hockey.
00:06:51.000 Water hockey.
00:06:52.000 It's hockey underwater.
00:06:54.000 I blame the weed.
00:06:55.000 I don't know, man.
00:06:56.000 People get into things and they might get into activism and they might get into the response they get from other people because they embrace activism.
00:07:04.000 That's as much of an addiction as anything else.
00:07:06.000 And sometimes those addictions lead to really great work because people do get addicted to the adulation that they get from doing good things so they continue to do good things and it becomes their thing and letting everyone know about how much good things they're doing.
00:07:20.000 That's why it's so amazing when you find out about someone who does things quietly.
00:07:24.000 Like someone who donates money quietly or helps people quietly and is not trying to get any attention whatsoever for it.
00:07:29.000 You go, oh, well, that's real.
00:07:30.000 This is real altruism.
00:07:32.000 It's so uncommon.
00:07:33.000 I think Truman said that.
00:07:33.000 Truman said something like, I read a quote, he said, you'd be amazed at how much you can get accomplished if you're not worried about who gets the credit for it.
00:07:41.000 Yeah.
00:07:41.000 Like, that's an important thing.
00:07:43.000 I think that's how charity should be given.
00:07:46.000 I mean, if you put your name on the charity or on the building, you know...
00:07:50.000 Yeah, there's, well, I mean, I guess it's as long as good charity gets done.
00:07:54.000 Charity to me has always been a very strange thing because it is super important, you know, that people help people out.
00:08:01.000 But when you find out how much of these organizations actually spend the money on the charity itself and how much of it goes to the structure of the organization.
00:08:09.000 Oh, fuck.
00:08:10.000 It's crazy.
00:08:11.000 You're like, what?
00:08:11.000 Yeah.
00:08:12.000 Yeah.
00:08:12.000 It's nuts.
00:08:13.000 And they all lie about it.
00:08:14.000 They all lie about how much money it actually—because they do fancy accounting.
00:08:19.000 Right.
00:08:19.000 Well, the Clinton Foundation is a good example.
00:08:21.000 They had something—they don't know yet, but it was pretty astonishing at how much went to running the corporation and how much was—it's going to be really interesting to see how much the Clinton Foundation can raise now that both of them have no political influence anymore.
00:08:37.000 Well, they still have influence, right?
00:08:39.000 But they just don't have a position.
00:08:41.000 Not anymore they don't.
00:08:42.000 They have no influence on how to move American policy.
00:08:44.000 When she was Secretary of State and her husband was out there...
00:08:47.000 Do you think she'll do something?
00:08:48.000 Like run for senator again?
00:08:49.000 No, I don't think she'll ever run for office again.
00:08:51.000 That's what her closest advisors say.
00:08:54.000 Like it just wore her out?
00:08:55.000 I think so.
00:08:56.000 Fuck yeah, it had to have.
00:08:57.000 I mean, she didn't even want to go to these places.
00:08:59.000 She'll be 70, right?
00:09:00.000 Yeah.
00:09:01.000 And she's not a healthy 70 either.
00:09:03.000 That was one of the other super annoying things about this election, is that if you brought up her health, you were sexist.
00:09:10.000 I experienced that a couple times.
00:09:12.000 People reacting like, would you have brought up the fact that she was fainting if she was a man?
00:09:17.000 Like fucking of course!
00:09:18.000 Whenever a 70 year old person is just fainting, fainting is really fucking bad.
00:09:24.000 People die from fainting.
00:09:25.000 She almost died from fainting.
00:09:27.000 She banged her fucking head off the ground in 2012 and Bill Clinton did an interview and said she was fucked up for six months.
00:09:33.000 Wow.
00:09:33.000 Yeah, I paraphrase.
00:09:34.000 He didn't say it.
00:09:35.000 Imagine if he said it that way, though?
00:09:36.000 She was fucked up for six months.
00:09:38.000 I'm telling you, that bitch fell back, out cold, cracks her head off the corner.
00:09:43.000 Out cold.
00:09:45.000 Oh, I'm telling you, I took pictures with my dick on her mouth.
00:09:48.000 I cried on Monica's tits for a while.
00:09:51.000 Poor Monica.
00:09:52.000 What is she doing now?
00:09:55.000 Scraping shame off of her forever.
00:09:59.000 She did a roundtable or a discussion, and it was all these supportive college students.
00:10:03.000 It's really funny.
00:10:05.000 She's talking, and she's kind of talking about her experience, and some dude gets up and goes...
00:10:09.000 Well, what's it like to be an attention whore and have sex, you know, for money?
00:10:13.000 Something like that.
00:10:14.000 Like, really hard.
00:10:15.000 And it was just this, oh, Paul.
00:10:18.000 And she's like, wow, I guess I opened myself up for this kind of thing.
00:10:20.000 She handled it well.
00:10:22.000 Wasn't that the HBO one?
00:10:23.000 I think so.
00:10:24.000 Yeah, I think so.
00:10:25.000 I remember that.
00:10:26.000 I was like, why is this on HBO? Like, what are they doing?
00:10:28.000 Like, what is this?
00:10:29.000 She strikes me as a pretty, like, a cool person.
00:10:32.000 I don't know.
00:10:33.000 She's a nice person, I'm sure.
00:10:34.000 I think she's attractive.
00:10:36.000 I think it was a bummer that people made so much fun of her.
00:10:38.000 How dare bull to you.
00:10:39.000 I don't know, man.
00:10:42.000 It's just...
00:10:42.000 Wow, anti-bullying is her first thing on her Twitter profile.
00:10:47.000 Wow.
00:10:49.000 Apparently bullies in school bully across the social scale, right?
00:10:54.000 So they don't bully the nerds, they bully each other.
00:10:57.000 So if you're in a cool kid's circle, apparently the bullies only bully...
00:11:02.000 That's what I read.
00:11:04.000 They bully each other because they know each other.
00:11:06.000 No, that's not true.
00:11:06.000 They definitely bully people in other social circles, too.
00:11:09.000 You know, what, nerds bullying each other?
00:11:12.000 Yeah.
00:11:12.000 Come on.
00:11:13.000 That's ridiculous.
00:11:13.000 Apparently there's bullying among groups, but there's not a whole lot of cross-pollination.
00:11:18.000 Really?
00:11:18.000 But then again, that's a dumb thing to say because I don't fucking know.
00:11:20.000 I read an article.
00:11:21.000 I don't go to schools and, you know, draw lines on that.
00:11:25.000 There are a lot of things that are hard to figure out, right?
00:11:27.000 There are a lot of things where you're like, you can draw these broad-based conclusions.
00:11:31.000 Like I read one article in the New York Times about how doctors are in the pockets of pharmaceutical companies and the reps are cheerleaders.
00:11:38.000 And I got a fucking email from this guy who was a former Green Beret friend of Tim Kennedy's and he goes, hey dude, just so you know, I sell drugs to doctors.
00:11:46.000 That's just not fucking true.
00:11:48.000 I'm just telling you the reality on the ground versus what you're reading from the New York Times is so diametrically opposed, it's ridiculous.
00:11:56.000 Well, in his circumstance, but he's one guy working for one pharmaceutical company.
00:12:00.000 The industry is gigantic.
00:12:02.000 It's huge, and its practices vary widely, especially depending upon what drugs you're selling.
00:12:07.000 My wife's mom is a nurse, and she used to work with pharmaceutical companies.
00:12:12.000 They would take them out to steak dinner, and they would woo them, and they would literally do everything they could to get you to be super high on that company.
00:12:20.000 And it's what they do to gain influence without actually paying you to say shit to the patients.
00:12:26.000 Say if there's a company that you like.
00:12:28.000 Like this hat I'm wearing, Vortex, Optics, nice people.
00:12:31.000 They make good binoculars, right?
00:12:33.000 So if I meet them, and I know them, and I talk about them, and I talk about them to other people, people perhaps will buy their stuff.
00:12:40.000 Well, the same kind of shit happens in the pharmaceutical world.
00:12:44.000 They use influence.
00:12:46.000 They become friends with these nurses.
00:12:48.000 They buy them nice dinners.
00:12:50.000 They take them out for drinks.
00:12:51.000 They pick up the tab.
00:12:52.000 Wow, we had a nice dinner.
00:12:54.000 I didn't have to pay anything.
00:12:55.000 That's all against the law now, I believe.
00:12:57.000 Is it?
00:12:57.000 Yes.
00:12:58.000 Now I think that there are a lot of strident laws or stringent laws, whatever, against sort of influence peddling and giving gifts even in the form of any kind of a trip, any kind of a dinner.
00:13:10.000 A lot of that stuff is there's a wall now being sort of around.
00:13:12.000 Well, it's a super good idea, but people are so open to suggestion that it should be absolutely illegal to advertise drugs.
00:13:20.000 Well, how about the fact that pharmaceutical companies are bankrolling, you know, scientists, food companies bankroll scientists to do research on, you know, on simple sugars and how your diet can be made of 25% simple sugars, you know, according to our scientists that happen to also be on the Coca-Cola Nestle Kraft payroll.
00:13:38.000 Were you talking about the 1950s studies?
00:13:40.000 I'm talking about now.
00:13:41.000 I'm talking about recently.
00:13:42.000 I'm talking about the fact that the food and board nutrition, the food and nutrition board or whatever, the bodies of government that set the nutritional standards for what mothers with dependent children eat, what the military eats, what our school programs are.
00:13:58.000 Take a look at what their nutritional guidelines are and take a look at the corporations, the people that are actually providing the food.
00:14:06.000 Who has a huge interest in that?
00:14:08.000 Nestle, Kraft, these companies that make millions of dollars, billions of dollars on feeding our school children in public schools, right?
00:14:16.000 Is there really a statement that says 25% Simple Sugars?
00:14:19.000 If you read Forks Over Knives by T. Colin Campbell, he talks about the food and board nutrition.
00:14:24.000 And he's a scientist.
00:14:25.000 I mean, he's a vegan.
00:14:26.000 Food and board nutrition?
00:14:27.000 Food and nutrition board?
00:14:28.000 I think that's what they call it, food and nutrition board.
00:14:30.000 But he, I can't remember, don't quote me exactly, but he does a very good job of tracing the genealogy here.
00:14:37.000 He's a vegan, so I don't really agree with him, but he does an amazing job of kind of showing you just exactly how the big food companies are very influential.
00:14:46.000 In getting their products into the mouths and bellies of people who are relying on the government to feed them.
00:14:52.000 Do you know how much that infuriates vegans?
00:14:53.000 You say, well, he's a vegan, so I don't really agree with him.
00:14:56.000 I don't agree with the way he eats.
00:14:59.000 He's a Scientologist.
00:15:01.000 He does an amazing job, though, in that book of making the argument for being healthier as a vegan.
00:15:07.000 He talks about the China study.
00:15:09.000 China study has been widely debunked.
00:15:12.000 Right.
00:15:12.000 Yeah, the China study, apparently, they didn't do a good job of...
00:15:16.000 Pull up China study debunk so we can get this totally accurate.
00:15:20.000 But I think essentially...
00:15:21.000 Because it's a big part of his book.
00:15:22.000 Yeah.
00:15:22.000 Well, it was a lot of parts of a lot of the ways people were managing their nutrition.
00:15:28.000 He never talked about things like insulin.
00:15:32.000 It's not that scientific because insulin is a big thing to talk about, like how food reacts, the kind of hormonal response food has in your body, what dietary cholesterol really does, all those things.
00:15:44.000 The real combination, the real correct combination should be all healthy things.
00:15:48.000 Rest in peace China study.
00:15:50.000 Okay, this is Chris Kresser who's actually been on the podcast.
00:15:57.000 The China study should put the issue to rest.
00:16:00.000 Please consider the information presented here.
00:16:02.000 The methodology is impressive.
00:16:04.000 Okay, scroll down.
00:16:06.000 Campbell recommends a vegan diet, no animal-based food at all.
00:16:10.000 He claims that population studies demonstrate that vegan populations do not suffer from the high incidence of cardiovascular disease and cancer that we in the West do with our diets heavy on animal protein.
00:16:22.000 He also draws a correlation between, if I remember correctly, milk and juvenile diabetes.
00:16:28.000 I mean, he draws all these correlations to even chronic illnesses that manifest themselves in children with meat and dairy.
00:16:37.000 This is Chris Masterjohn's take on it.
00:16:41.000 He says, when I first started analyzing the original China study data, I had no intention of writing up an actual critique of Campbell's much-lauded book.
00:16:49.000 I am a data junkie.
00:16:51.000 Numbers, along with the Strawberries and Aubrey Hepburn films, gay, make me a very happy girl.
00:16:55.000 Oh, it's a girl.
00:16:56.000 I mainly wanted to see for myself how closely Campbell's claims aligned with the datas he drew from, if only to satisfy my own curiosity.
00:17:05.000 But after spending a solid month and a half of reading, graphing, sticky, noting, and passing out at 3 a.m.
00:17:10.000 from studious exhaustion upon my copy of the raw China study data, I've decided that it's time to voice all my criticisms, and there are many.
00:17:23.000 Okay.
00:17:24.000 Campbell conveniently fails to mention the county of Tuoli in China.
00:17:29.000 The folks in Tuoli ate 45% of their diet is fat, 134 grams of animal protein each day, twice as much as the average American, and rarely ate vegetables or other plant foods.
00:17:42.000 Yet, according to the China study data, they were extremely healthy with low rates of cancer and heart disease.
00:17:46.000 All right, there you go.
00:17:46.000 Yeah, this is the problem with the China study, is that they only put in stuff that backs up what they're saying.
00:17:54.000 Confirmation bias?
00:17:55.000 Exactly.
00:17:56.000 So they didn't put in anything that is contrary to that data.
00:18:00.000 And there's plenty of that.
00:18:02.000 There's plenty of that out there.
00:18:03.000 I really honestly believe that the two The real problem is the ideology, because the vegans are absolutely not able to get over the idea that you should ever eat or kill an animal.
00:18:15.000 It should do no harm.
00:18:16.000 Right.
00:18:17.000 Well, one day we're going to have this factory-made meat.
00:18:21.000 It's on the way.
00:18:22.000 I mean, they're really close to being able to do that in mass.
00:18:25.000 Right.
00:18:25.000 When they do that, if they can get factory made meat and factory made fat, and if it turns out in any way to actually be like the same thing, like you can eat it and it's healthy, vegans should eat it.
00:18:37.000 Right.
00:18:37.000 Because it's better for you.
00:18:39.000 Yes.
00:18:39.000 It's more nutrition.
00:18:40.000 I understand if you think that you can get all of your food from plants, and you kind of can.
00:18:45.000 You kind of can.
00:18:46.000 But there's been some real good scientific critiques of the problem with vegan diets.
00:18:50.000 Yes.
00:18:51.000 Yes, there have.
00:18:52.000 And like Charles Poliquin said, he's been a strength coach forever and he was on Tim Ferriss' podcast and he said, what about vegan diets?
00:19:01.000 You've been strength training for 37 years and high level.
00:19:04.000 He's got more gold medalists under his.
00:19:10.000 He's a results-driven guy, right?
00:19:12.000 Right.
00:19:13.000 And it's just so funny.
00:19:14.000 He said, what do you think of vegan?
00:19:15.000 Because he eats gay meat.
00:19:16.000 He basically eats gay meat, nuts, berries, and some vegetables.
00:19:20.000 And he said, after 37 years, he goes, I've never seen it.
00:19:24.000 I've never seen it.
00:19:25.000 I've never seen anybody on a vegetable-based diet actually be able to compete in strength, explosion, those kinds of things, to the level that other people do.
00:19:33.000 There's a vegan powerlifter in the Olympics, so that doesn't make any sense.
00:19:36.000 And then there's other vegan strongmen.
00:19:39.000 I know there's some guy who's...
00:19:41.000 I'm sure.
00:19:41.000 I'm sure there are.
00:19:42.000 I'm sure there are.
00:19:42.000 I'm just saying that, you know, according to Pollacklin, for the most part, his athletes, he thinks, have to eat meat because it creates a more, you know, better for recovery, better for strength, better for all that stuff.
00:19:52.000 I'm sure that that is dependent entirely on the athlete.
00:19:56.000 Because I think there's some vegans that will tell you that they do a vegan diet and they feel better.
00:19:59.000 I know John Fitch did a vegan diet for a while, but then he felt weak.
00:20:04.000 We just got to a point where, you see, this is one of the things that Chris Kresser talked about on the podcast as well, that there's some initial positive benefits from changing your diet to a nutrient-rich, nutrient-dense diet, like a vegan diet, as opposed to a standard American diet.
00:20:19.000 Sure.
00:20:19.000 The problem arises after years of living like this, where your body has just depleted itself of the things that are lacking in the diet.
00:20:26.000 Right.
00:20:27.000 Now, a smart vegan would tell you, well, that could be mitigated by better planning of your meals and making sure that you get all these healthy things.
00:20:35.000 That's true.
00:20:36.000 That is absolutely true.
00:20:38.000 And adding things like...
00:20:40.000 What's that stuff from...
00:20:43.000 The green stuff from the ocean.
00:20:45.000 Algae.
00:20:45.000 Yeah, algae, which you can get B12 from algae, which is essentially sort of...
00:20:49.000 Look, it's all life.
00:20:51.000 It's just we're deciding what's stupid.
00:20:53.000 If you really want to eat, you should eat clams.
00:20:55.000 Clams are dumb as fuck.
00:20:57.000 Eat those stupid things.
00:20:58.000 I don't think they have a central nervous system, right?
00:20:59.000 No, they have nothing.
00:21:00.000 I mean, you might as well be eating a carrot.
00:21:01.000 It's like...
00:21:03.000 We have this weird thing about stuff that moves.
00:21:06.000 Will you eat a Venus flytrap, or do you draw the line?
00:21:09.000 Also, don't animals talk to each other?
00:21:10.000 I mean, plants talk to each other?
00:21:11.000 Don't trees have conversations or something?
00:21:13.000 Yes, they do.
00:21:14.000 I would love to have a Venus flytrap salad, now that I'm thinking about it.
00:21:21.000 Dude, I'll tell you what, man.
00:21:22.000 I went to...
00:21:23.000 It's funny how some plants...
00:21:24.000 You know where there's shit...
00:21:26.000 They say you can almost eat anything in the ocean with scales and fins.
00:21:31.000 Whatever it is.
00:21:32.000 You can eat shrimp.
00:21:33.000 You can eat almost anything with their...
00:21:35.000 You know, but...
00:21:37.000 When you go down, I was in Tahiti, which is considered the safest ocean to swim in.
00:21:42.000 Really?
00:21:42.000 Yeah, there's nothing really poisonous except a rockfish.
00:21:45.000 And there aren't even any sea snakes, I don't believe.
00:21:47.000 There aren't big sharks.
00:21:48.000 I mean, it's like really, really safe.
00:21:50.000 But there are always these poisonous corals, these little things.
00:21:55.000 I went scuba diving, and the woman with me...
00:21:59.000 She just nicked her arm, like the back of her arm, on a piece of coral.
00:22:03.000 And man, did that thing, it just, it didn't swell up like big, but she was just like, this really hurts.
00:22:08.000 And all she did was just kind of brush by.
00:22:10.000 And the first thing the guy told me is from Tahiti.
00:22:12.000 He goes, number one rule.
00:22:14.000 He said, you look with your, you touch with your eyes and you look with your fingers.
00:22:20.000 How's that sound?
00:22:20.000 I was like, don't touch anything.
00:22:23.000 If I let you touch it, that's fine.
00:22:24.000 But otherwise, please stay away from it.
00:22:26.000 And at one point, we're down there.
00:22:28.000 We're down there.
00:22:29.000 And he starts clicking his fingers underwater.
00:22:31.000 This is like 80 feet under.
00:22:32.000 He's going like this.
00:22:33.000 And I'm like, what are you doing?
00:22:34.000 And nothing happens.
00:22:35.000 And he's like doing it toward this coral thing.
00:22:37.000 So I think somebody's going to jump out.
00:22:38.000 And then he takes a piece of coral, picks it up, and he digs into the ground.
00:22:43.000 And out comes what I thought was a piece of rock.
00:22:46.000 It was a rockfish.
00:22:48.000 Whoa.
00:22:48.000 Which, good luck.
00:22:50.000 Step on that.
00:22:50.000 See what happens.
00:22:51.000 Tell me how things work out for you.
00:22:52.000 Go ahead and step on a rockfish.
00:22:54.000 Is it covered with quills and shit?
00:22:56.000 Yeah.
00:22:56.000 Try not to go into shock, by the way.
00:22:57.000 Oh, I don't want to go into shock.
00:22:59.000 Especially 80 feet under.
00:23:00.000 That's not a good time.
00:23:02.000 But the problem is that you walk and it looks exactly like a rock.
00:23:05.000 And if you're walking around in like a, you know, kind of down there in the ocean or, you know, you walk on that, you can get one of those in your foot.
00:23:14.000 Fuck all that, dude.
00:23:15.000 Yeah.
00:23:15.000 And they don't really have an anti-venom for you.
00:23:18.000 They don't?
00:23:18.000 You got to let it work through your body.
00:23:20.000 That fucker?
00:23:21.000 Yeah, I don't know if that's a rockfish, but it was not.
00:23:24.000 Quillback rockfish.
00:23:25.000 Show them the other one.
00:23:26.000 There's one that looks exactly like a stone.
00:23:29.000 That was not the one.
00:23:30.000 There's one that literally looks like...
00:23:32.000 Maybe that right there?
00:23:33.000 Look at that thing.
00:23:34.000 Yeah, that bad boy.
00:23:34.000 That's what I saw.
00:23:35.000 Whoa.
00:23:36.000 Yeah.
00:23:36.000 That does look like a rock.
00:23:38.000 Uh-huh, when his eyes are closed, he's not seeing him.
00:23:39.000 Here's the weird thing, man.
00:23:40.000 Like, what...
00:23:41.000 What the fuck information is being passed from animal to animal and from nature to animal that allows these simple animals like a fish to just change its body shape Over time.
00:23:55.000 It's evolution.
00:23:56.000 It's exactly like when you train a whale or you train a bear.
00:24:02.000 So if you want a bear to get up on its hind legs, so what are they driven by?
00:24:06.000 They're driven by food, right?
00:24:07.000 So every time a bear sits up, you click a thing and you give them a...
00:24:12.000 I'm not a bear trainer, but you...
00:24:13.000 Are you a bear trainer?
00:24:14.000 Yeah.
00:24:14.000 I mean, honestly...
00:24:15.000 Are you secretly a bear trainer?
00:24:16.000 I got some hidden skills.
00:24:18.000 Right.
00:24:19.000 Okay?
00:24:19.000 You go...
00:24:20.000 And you give it to him.
00:24:21.000 And then when he gets up on his hind legs, maybe, you go, you click the thing and you give him a treat.
00:24:26.000 And you give him a signal for when you want that to happen.
00:24:29.000 And pretty soon you allow him to kind of make the choice to go up and he knows that when I go up in my hind quarters, good things happen.
00:24:35.000 I get a little treat, right?
00:24:37.000 You don't train a bear by going, bad bear, and hitting him on the nose.
00:24:40.000 Good luck, see what happens to your fucking face, right?
00:24:43.000 You work with the animal's nature.
00:24:45.000 And I think evolution probably was the same way.
00:24:48.000 The fish that looked a little bit more like a rock, you know, a couple of those survived, right?
00:24:53.000 Yeah.
00:24:53.000 Like when I was in Tahiti, I was in this—because survival's a motherfucker, right?
00:24:58.000 I was in Tahiti, and they had this incredible—it's where all the sea turtles would lay their eggs, and we would watch them hatch, and all these adorable little babies would run down to the ocean.
00:25:09.000 Everybody would be like, woo!
00:25:10.000 And all of us would be sitting there going, yay!
00:25:11.000 And the kids would be like, look at how cute they are, and stuff like that.
00:25:14.000 And as I'm watching them, and there's so many of them, I go, there's so many!
00:25:17.000 And he goes, there are.
00:25:19.000 And my daughter's like, he's so cute!
00:25:21.000 He's so cute!
00:25:21.000 She got to hold one before it went down there.
00:25:24.000 And he looks at me and he goes, one in a thousand survive.
00:25:29.000 One in one thousand survive.
00:25:30.000 That's just food for the bay right now.
00:25:34.000 And I said, what do you mean?
00:25:36.000 He goes, they're just nothing but baby sharks and groupers and even big crabs waiting for every single one of them.
00:25:42.000 And one in a thousand turtles are going to live.
00:25:45.000 And then I whispered that to my daughter so she understands what fucking life is really about.
00:25:50.000 Wow, you whispered it in a creepy way?
00:25:51.000 Right.
00:25:53.000 Just remember, you think they're cute.
00:25:55.000 It's got about 10 minutes to live until it hits that water.
00:25:58.000 That is kind of fucked.
00:25:59.000 It's like they make food.
00:26:00.000 Hey, man.
00:26:02.000 They're like little food factories.
00:26:03.000 If they make 1,000 of them, I mean, how many do they make?
00:26:07.000 How many does each one make?
00:26:07.000 They make probably 100 eggs.
00:26:09.000 And then there's like 100 of them.
00:26:11.000 They all die.
00:26:12.000 You need 10 nests and then one survives.
00:26:15.000 So when you see a big turtle...
00:26:18.000 When you eat turtle soup, remember that.
00:26:20.000 I don't eat turtle soup, bro.
00:26:21.000 Well, they do in Japan.
00:26:22.000 I was in Hawaii, and at the Big Island, the turtles just chill on the shore.
00:26:27.000 They just hang out there.
00:26:28.000 Really?
00:26:28.000 And there's signs saying, don't disturb them.
00:26:31.000 So cool.
00:26:31.000 Yeah, and it was at a resort, and people just walked by them.
00:26:34.000 I love it.
00:26:34.000 Everybody was being cool to the turtles.
00:26:36.000 But it's just, you're looking at this crazy life form.
00:26:40.000 You're so used to it that it just seems normal.
00:26:43.000 Oh, there's a turtle.
00:26:44.000 Oh.
00:26:44.000 Oh, look, it's a turtle.
00:26:45.000 But then if you take yourself out of that context of familiarity and you just get a look at what that life form is, that thing is a shield on its back.
00:26:56.000 Oh, yeah.
00:26:57.000 And it sucks its body into this hard case.
00:27:01.000 Yeah.
00:27:01.000 And it's swimming around in the ocean.
00:27:03.000 It's living out there, going under, and then it comes up on the beach, too.
00:27:07.000 It does whatever the fuck it wants.
00:27:08.000 When we were done scuba diving, we saw this pod of beautiful little dolphins, not bottlenose porpoises, but the kind of dolphins, the little gray ones you see that you swim with.
00:27:18.000 And it was a group of them, and they swim with the boat.
00:27:21.000 They know you're there, and they'll swim with you, and they swim with the boat, and they jump out of the air, and they flip, and they're literally showing off for you.
00:27:27.000 There's no question about it, right?
00:27:29.000 And I said to the guy, I wish we'd seen them when we were scuba diving.
00:27:31.000 I could have played with one.
00:27:33.000 And he said, you would never see them when you're scuba diving.
00:27:36.000 I said, what do you mean they're right there?
00:27:37.000 And he said, they don't like the bubbles.
00:27:39.000 They wouldn't come near you.
00:27:41.000 Why do you have to talk like that?
00:27:42.000 You're freaking me out.
00:27:43.000 By the way, he was French and he said it in French, but I like being theatrical.
00:27:48.000 Because he was really creepy, and he was breathing in the back of my neck.
00:27:50.000 Oh, he was breathing in the back of my neck.
00:27:52.000 What the fuck was he doing behind you?
00:27:53.000 I don't know, dude.
00:27:53.000 He was wearing a Speedo.
00:27:54.000 I was drunk.
00:27:55.000 I drank too much.
00:27:56.000 Oh, no.
00:27:57.000 It was Tahiti, man.
00:27:58.000 I just wanted to come clean for a second.
00:28:00.000 It's Tahiti, dude.
00:28:01.000 We were in Tahiti.
00:28:02.000 It's not Gabe, it's Tahiti, and it's not Gabe if I'm not looking him in the face.
00:28:05.000 In Tahiti, we just get crazy.
00:28:06.000 That's it.
00:28:07.000 And he was like, doucement, doucement.
00:28:09.000 Faire tension.
00:28:10.000 Regardez mon bitain.
00:28:12.000 Regardez...
00:28:12.000 Have you ever seen a crocodile eat a turtle?
00:28:17.000 No, but I'd like to.
00:28:18.000 And I'd like you to bring that up, Jamie.
00:28:19.000 They just chew them up.
00:28:20.000 Really?
00:28:21.000 Like nothing.
00:28:22.000 They just chew right through the- They're horrific.
00:28:25.000 Crocodiles are fucking horrific.
00:28:26.000 They have acid in their stomach that can break down fucking anything.
00:28:30.000 Anything.
00:28:31.000 License plates.
00:28:32.000 Horns.
00:28:33.000 I'm going to eat- Look at this.
00:28:34.000 A gazelle.
00:28:34.000 It's horns.
00:28:35.000 Look at this.
00:28:36.000 This is an alligator.
00:28:37.000 This isn't even a big one, but this is good enough.
00:28:40.000 Yeah.
00:28:41.000 See, you didn't find one?
00:28:42.000 There's a good video of a croc.
00:28:45.000 Look at that right there, right there, right there, right there.
00:28:46.000 Third down, third down.
00:28:47.000 No, the top one.
00:28:48.000 The top one.
00:28:49.000 Oh, no, it's hip-hop.
00:28:51.000 They're incredible.
00:28:53.000 Um...
00:28:53.000 Well, guess what, dude?
00:28:55.000 This turtle's fucksville.
00:28:57.000 Well, now, hold on.
00:28:58.000 It doesn't seem like it's gonna break through that shell, though.
00:29:01.000 No, this one, it seems like it's a little too small.
00:29:04.000 The one that I saw was a crocodile, and so it was a really big animal.
00:29:09.000 That's a waiting game right there.
00:29:10.000 And it was smashing this turtle.
00:29:11.000 That's a waiting game.
00:29:13.000 Yeah, he's not strong enough to do it.
00:29:14.000 He's too stupid, too.
00:29:16.000 He's too stupid to let it go.
00:29:17.000 Run, run, run!
00:29:17.000 Run, turtle, run!
00:29:19.000 It barely slathers away.
00:29:21.000 Look at it.
00:29:22.000 Oh my god.
00:29:23.000 What a creepy animal.
00:29:25.000 That just lived.
00:29:26.000 Big ass reptile.
00:29:28.000 Fuck him.
00:29:28.000 Oh, no.
00:29:29.000 He's gonna swallow them whole.
00:29:31.000 Nah.
00:29:32.000 No?
00:29:33.000 Nah.
00:29:34.000 This is a wash.
00:29:35.000 He's not getting this one.
00:29:36.000 He'd definitely choke on that thing.
00:29:37.000 Yeah, he's not getting this one.
00:29:38.000 Look at that.
00:29:39.000 It's so weird looking.
00:29:40.000 Yeah, look at it.
00:29:41.000 It's got no brain.
00:29:42.000 Look at the other brain of the alligator.
00:29:43.000 You know when you hunt for alligators, you know what you have to do?
00:29:45.000 See that thing right behind their head?
00:29:47.000 You dress up like a turtle?
00:29:48.000 That's where you shoot it.
00:29:49.000 Where?
00:29:50.000 Like, you see his eyeballs?
00:29:53.000 Yeah.
00:29:53.000 Back up a little bit, Jamie.
00:29:54.000 It's a plate.
00:29:54.000 The plate behind his head.
00:29:55.000 It's like right behind his eyeballs.
00:29:57.000 Yeah.
00:29:57.000 I would go for that.
00:29:58.000 Blam!
00:29:58.000 Right there.
00:29:59.000 Right that spot right there, that's where you want to shoot.
00:30:01.000 That's where Crocodile Dundee stabbed the fucker when he grabbed his girl.
00:30:04.000 Oh, that fucking happened.
00:30:05.000 Yep.
00:30:06.000 They're so creepy.
00:30:08.000 I read that a guy got bit by a crocodile, not a big one, and he reached behind the crocodile, stuck his hand up the thing's ass, and pulled whatever he could out, and the crocodile let go of him.
00:30:21.000 What?
00:30:21.000 I'll say it again.
00:30:23.000 He reached into its ass?
00:30:25.000 Yep, he reached into its ass.
00:30:26.000 Now, I don't know if that's possible.
00:30:27.000 Let's do the math on that.
00:30:28.000 This is the one where it crushes the shells.
00:30:31.000 Oh my god.
00:30:31.000 Is that an alligator?
00:30:32.000 That looks like a croc, too.
00:30:33.000 Looks like an alligator.
00:30:34.000 That looks like a croc.
00:30:36.000 Yeah, this one.
00:30:37.000 I believe they have the strongest bite.
00:30:39.000 The American alligator.
00:30:40.000 Oh, dude.
00:30:41.000 It's just smashing right through it.
00:30:45.000 I hope that's not the turtle.
00:30:46.000 Yeah, it is.
00:30:47.000 It is?
00:30:48.000 Have you ever heard them, like, make that noise before?
00:30:50.000 No, but look at the blood.
00:30:51.000 That's the noise?
00:30:52.000 The turtle's making that noise because it's killing it?
00:30:54.000 Yeah.
00:30:54.000 Holy shit.
00:30:55.000 This is exactly the video I was talking about.
00:30:57.000 Look at it.
00:30:58.000 How are you not...
00:30:59.000 How are you going to eat the shell and everything?
00:31:01.000 Fuck.
00:31:02.000 Look at it.
00:31:03.000 It just keeps crushing.
00:31:05.000 What a monster this thing is.
00:31:09.000 That's a bird.
00:31:10.000 That's a turtle.
00:31:11.000 Come on, Jamie.
00:31:12.000 Jamie, you fucked up.
00:31:13.000 I'll show you.
00:31:14.000 I don't want to hear sounds of turtles being tortured, but look at this thing.
00:31:18.000 I don't, but I do.
00:31:18.000 Look at how it's just crushing its body.
00:31:20.000 Look at that blood.
00:31:22.000 It's insane.
00:31:24.000 And look at his eyes.
00:31:25.000 Just stupid fucking eating machine.
00:31:28.000 Yep.
00:31:28.000 A dinosaur.
00:31:30.000 That's a straight-up dinosaur, huh?
00:31:32.000 I mean, we'd say stupid, but, you know, there's obviously their capacity for being even interested in anything.
00:31:41.000 The giant crocs, I guess, lose their teeth by the time they're like 40. Oh, I'm sure.
00:31:45.000 I'm sure that thing's going to lose its teeth, too.
00:31:47.000 It's eating fucking turtles.
00:31:48.000 They fight other crocs.
00:31:50.000 They get in giant mouthfights.
00:31:52.000 It's interesting.
00:31:53.000 I mean, that thing serves its purpose.
00:31:55.000 I mean, it really has no need for books.
00:31:57.000 Really, it's not excited by intellectual discourse.
00:32:01.000 No.
00:32:01.000 It's not here to watch good films.
00:32:03.000 The diffusion of innovation, as Hunter would say.
00:32:04.000 Yeah, it's not.
00:32:05.000 The movement of ideas.
00:32:06.000 It's not here for any of that.
00:32:07.000 It's here for fucking up everything that it can eat.
00:32:10.000 Yeah.
00:32:11.000 That's what it's there for.
00:32:12.000 That's right.
00:32:12.000 It's because people and things and turtles like to fuck, and if they like to fuck, they make too many of them, so we have to have around crocodiles and alligators and lions and everything else that eats shit.
00:32:24.000 Driven by certain things.
00:32:26.000 We're so detached from that world.
00:32:30.000 I think that's the function and the biggest difference between what it is to be human.
00:32:39.000 There's a fundamental difference.
00:32:40.000 I was thinking about how we create beauty for its own sake.
00:32:46.000 Well, why?
00:32:48.000 You know, a lot of times, even at our own expense, that famous, whether it's true or not, the legend of Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel and going blind because the paint was in his eyes, inspired by something bigger than himself.
00:32:59.000 Paint above him.
00:33:00.000 He definitely, I mean, that's like the historical record, isn't it?
00:33:03.000 Yeah.
00:33:03.000 Now, part of that's this, you know, people just went blind and blamed it on the paint.
00:33:07.000 Well, he was on his back for a long time, but they said, you know, sometimes, well, human beings have this need to be immortal, right?
00:33:13.000 We want to leave a mark, whether it's through our children or through our work.
00:33:16.000 That's a very deep, deep drive.
00:33:19.000 But I don't like, as I get older, I don't like just, you know...
00:33:24.000 Breaking it down to simple constructs like that.
00:33:26.000 Maybe because I'm a romantic.
00:33:28.000 I'd rather believe that we have something inherent in us that is, I don't know what it is, maybe an inherent inspiration, a nostalgia to create something that's much bigger than ourselves, that moves people to tears,
00:33:44.000 brings them to their knees, drops their jaw in awe.
00:33:48.000 That's what I think is fascinating.
00:33:52.000 Back then it was the only way to leave that mark, too.
00:33:55.000 You have to understand the context of the time.
00:33:58.000 If you think about today, you could write a book, you could make a movie, you could fucking do a comedy show, you could do this, you could do that.
00:34:05.000 There's so many different avenues.
00:34:07.000 No, but I'm talking also about, I wonder if animals feel like, for example, when you listen to a beautiful piece of music, right?
00:34:13.000 And you're driving down the road, and you have...
00:34:16.000 Do you ever have that feeling where you go, it's a feeling of inspiration, right?
00:34:21.000 So you kind of feel really sad, really happy, you want to love everybody.
00:34:24.000 You know that feeling of wonder?
00:34:26.000 I wonder if animals have anything like that.
00:34:29.000 There's no need for it.
00:34:30.000 They don't have communication.
00:34:31.000 So if you don't have communication, they probably don't have these crazy, weird fluctuations of their intent and their lusts and desires.
00:34:40.000 Their path is probably much straighter and truer in a lot of ways.
00:34:45.000 I don't know, man.
00:34:46.000 It's a lot of intellectual masturbation, I guess, at the end of the day.
00:34:49.000 But it just seems like the only things that have that capacity are humans and maybe dolphins and orcas and whales.
00:34:59.000 Yeah.
00:34:59.000 Well, dolphins, orcas, and whales, yeah.
00:35:02.000 They seem to have really strong bonds, right, with their family.
00:35:05.000 And they do communicate.
00:35:07.000 That Tilikum, is that how you say his name?
00:35:09.000 The one that died in San Diego?
00:35:10.000 Was it a guy or a girl?
00:35:12.000 The girl.
00:35:12.000 Oh yeah, it was a guy.
00:35:14.000 It was a guy?
00:35:14.000 Yeah.
00:35:14.000 Yeah, that whale from Blackfish is dead now.
00:35:17.000 35 years old.
00:35:18.000 They live to be 80 plus in the wild, folks.
00:35:21.000 You find that acceptable?
00:35:22.000 That's a living thing that is probably as smart as your fucking neighbor.
00:35:26.000 And it's locked in a swimming tank in San Diego.
00:35:30.000 And it's fucked.
00:35:31.000 And now it's dead.
00:35:32.000 And that thing bred in the wild.
00:35:35.000 It made...
00:35:36.000 I don't remember how many slave babies, but...
00:35:40.000 That's essentially what it made, a bunch of slaves.
00:35:42.000 It's fucked.
00:35:43.000 It's fucked.
00:35:44.000 Isn't SeaWorld no longer doing that now?
00:35:46.000 They should be in jail.
00:35:48.000 They should be arrested.
00:35:50.000 You're enslaving intelligent beings.
00:35:54.000 They just can't talk to you in a way that you can understand.
00:35:57.000 So you're profiting off of enslaving intelligent beings and making them do flips.
00:36:02.000 This isn't 1950. We know what the fuck a dolphin is.
00:36:06.000 We know what an orca is.
00:36:09.000 If you are a person that is breeding those things in captivity, keeping them in swimming pools, it's crazy that it's legal.
00:36:17.000 What's funny is I didn't know anything.
00:36:18.000 I never thought about that, didn't know that, didn't think that.
00:36:22.000 Would have told you they were probably very happy until Blackfish came out, which I didn't even see because I didn't want to see it.
00:36:28.000 I've had this kid Phil Demers on my podcast a couple times now and he's from Marineland.
00:36:32.000 He got fired from Marineland and he has gone like way out of his way to expose, it's in Canada, to expose all of these violations of animal welfare and animal safety and all of the fucking horrible practices that this place,
00:36:50.000 now they're being brought up on charges.
00:36:52.000 They were just recently brought up on more charges.
00:36:55.000 Like, he tweeted something about it just a couple of days ago.
00:36:58.000 Marineland's brought up on more charges.
00:36:59.000 But he was a walrus trainer there.
00:37:01.000 This walrus named Smushi.
00:37:03.000 And he developed this, like, really close bond with this walrus that he was training in.
00:37:06.000 But he was like, this place is fucked.
00:37:08.000 Like, they don't give a shit about these things.
00:37:10.000 They don't give a shit about these animals.
00:37:11.000 And he's like, and they were getting their dolphins and their orcas, they're getting them from these, uh, Russian ships that would get them from China.
00:37:19.000 Yeah.
00:37:20.000 Marineland faces six new animal cruelty charges.
00:37:25.000 Fuck that place.
00:37:26.000 Well, for me, seeing how small the tank was for a killer whale to swim in...
00:37:30.000 The charges are related to the treatment of an elk, a red deer, and a fallow deer.
00:37:35.000 What?
00:37:36.000 They have deers roaming around there?
00:37:39.000 Hmm.
00:37:40.000 Whatever.
00:37:41.000 Deers seem less sympathetic to me because they're not as smart.
00:37:43.000 Well, the whole thing is just...
00:37:45.000 It's insane that it is legal to keep dolphins and orcas captive.
00:37:50.000 It's insane.
00:37:51.000 And whales, too, but obviously whales are too big.
00:37:54.000 It's insane.
00:37:56.000 They're so fucking smart, man.
00:37:58.000 You've seen the image of a dolphin's brain right next to a human's brain.
00:38:02.000 Their brains are bigger than ours.
00:38:04.000 We have such a clearly defined standard for what we accept as intelligence.
00:38:10.000 Send me an email.
00:38:11.000 Where's your house?
00:38:13.000 How much do you make a year?
00:38:14.000 What do you do for a living?
00:38:15.000 If you don't have any of those things, you're a fucking barbarian.
00:38:19.000 You're not really a person.
00:38:21.000 Look at that dolphin brain next to a human brain.
00:38:23.000 That's crazy.
00:38:24.000 Potential is different, right?
00:38:25.000 Yeah, but it's not.
00:38:26.000 It's all within the confines of what we think of as civilization.
00:38:30.000 Well, all those things are meaningless to a dolphin.
00:38:32.000 They don't have fingers.
00:38:33.000 They don't need them.
00:38:34.000 They don't pick things up.
00:38:35.000 They're moved through 3D space in this warm water.
00:38:38.000 They have free food everywhere.
00:38:40.000 They don't have any need for money.
00:38:41.000 There's no need for clothes.
00:38:43.000 So where does the mind go then?
00:38:45.000 Well, I guess the mind goes to camaraderie or culture or songs, those dolphin songs that we don't understand what the fuck they are.
00:38:52.000 Who knows?
00:38:52.000 I mean, maybe that's where their thought goes.
00:38:55.000 But what we do know is there's a lot of thinking going on.
00:38:58.000 This is not a piece of celery.
00:39:00.000 You know, this is not...
00:39:02.000 It's not an animal that should be kept in a pool.
00:39:05.000 It's not even like...
00:39:06.000 Animals that we really like, like a dog.
00:39:10.000 No, this is way smarter than a dog.
00:39:12.000 Well, this is an animal that is used to jump through hoops, literally, for fish, and to do twirls and stuff, and to pull you along as you ride them, right, or water ski on them.
00:39:25.000 Yeah.
00:39:32.000 Yeah.
00:39:34.000 Yeah.
00:39:45.000 We could probably do without, though.
00:39:46.000 They say it raises awareness and stuff like that.
00:39:48.000 Bullshit.
00:39:49.000 We could probably do without.
00:39:50.000 Bullshit.
00:39:50.000 Documentaries raise awareness, and that's why their business is down by a massive, massive amount.
00:39:55.000 That's why they're hurting.
00:39:56.000 Oh, yeah.
00:39:57.000 Their stock didn't really suffer at first.
00:39:59.000 Did you see that?
00:40:00.000 After Blackfish?
00:40:01.000 Yeah.
00:40:01.000 Their stock stayed pretty strong.
00:40:03.000 For how long?
00:40:04.000 For about a year, maybe more.
00:40:06.000 Their stock was not...
00:40:07.000 It didn't take a hit.
00:40:08.000 And then, I guess, as time went on...
00:40:11.000 Well, people hear about it on the internet.
00:40:13.000 They start exchanging information, start reading about things that they're doing there, start reading about how long the animals live in the wild versus how long they live in captivity.
00:40:22.000 You see the dorsal fin that flops over because they never have to deal with waves, so it atrophies.
00:40:28.000 Really?
00:40:28.000 Is that what happens?
00:40:29.000 It's ugly.
00:40:30.000 Yeah, their dorsal fin becomes like a limp dick.
00:40:32.000 What is it for?
00:40:33.000 It's for steering through the water, for handling waves and correcting your path.
00:40:40.000 Wow.
00:40:41.000 So for them outside in the wild, it's rigid and powerful, but in this pool where there's no waves, it never gets used, so it flops over.
00:40:50.000 Yeah, have you ever seen that?
00:40:51.000 No.
00:40:51.000 Show an image of it.
00:40:53.000 It's fucking gross.
00:40:54.000 I didn't see that.
00:40:54.000 I couldn't watch the documentary.
00:40:56.000 I was afraid it would make me feel bad.
00:40:57.000 It's like a guy who's not allowed to use his arm, so there's one arm that just withers, and the other arm is big.
00:41:02.000 Yeah, I don't have that problem.
00:41:03.000 I won't allow them.
00:41:05.000 There it is.
00:41:05.000 See?
00:41:06.000 Oh, fuck.
00:41:07.000 See how his adorable film just flops over?
00:41:09.000 Yeah.
00:41:09.000 See how one in the wild has this big, thick...
00:41:12.000 Look at the size of that rudder.
00:41:14.000 Well, they need it.
00:41:16.000 They're dealing with waves.
00:41:17.000 Can you imagine?
00:41:18.000 It's ugly, man.
00:41:19.000 It's an ugly practice.
00:41:21.000 And as much as those things do jump up on that platform and do get that fish and do the flips and make everybody happy, it's fucked up.
00:41:29.000 And also, I feel like if they really wanted to have a relationship with these orcas, the correct way to do it Would be to have some sort of a meeting ground where they meet these orcas and they get them to do things for fish.
00:41:45.000 They get them to do tricks.
00:41:46.000 Oh, so like an open area of the ocean?
00:41:49.000 Yeah, where they can go wherever the fuck they want.
00:41:50.000 But if they want to come back around and hang out.
00:41:53.000 That makes sense.
00:41:54.000 You know, like maybe we'll get to do an orca show today, but maybe you won't.
00:41:57.000 But, you know, having them in captivity and lifting up a cage and they swim through and all that horse shit.
00:42:02.000 Yeah.
00:42:02.000 That's where it's fucked.
00:42:04.000 Doesn't everything in the ocean fear the orca?
00:42:06.000 I think pretty much everything.
00:42:07.000 Yeah, they have to.
00:42:07.000 Even Great Whites, right?
00:42:09.000 Yeah, they fuck Great Whites up.
00:42:10.000 They eat them.
00:42:11.000 Because they said that they played, I think, Paul DeGelder, who lost his arm or hand in his leg to a bull shark in Sydney Bay.
00:42:18.000 In Sydney Bay doing routine stuff.
00:42:21.000 Is he the guy that has a carbon fiber arm and leg now?
00:42:23.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:42:24.000 I've seen that guy.
00:42:25.000 Pretty dope.
00:42:26.000 Yeah, he's pretty cool.
00:42:27.000 He squeezed my hand.
00:42:28.000 It hurt.
00:42:29.000 He can really squeeze.
00:42:30.000 It's a $90,000 fake hand.
00:42:32.000 Whoa.
00:42:32.000 Yeah.
00:42:33.000 And he squeezed it.
00:42:34.000 He was an Australian Navy SEAL. Do you think it feels good to finger somebody?
00:42:38.000 I don't know.
00:42:40.000 Can't, right?
00:42:41.000 I don't know, but maybe that guy who was my scuba instructor would tell you.
00:42:44.000 I mean, it just seems like...
00:42:47.000 I guarantee, I guarantee he's tried it.
00:42:50.000 I think at one point, yeah, for sure.
00:42:52.000 He's a good-looking guy, and obviously girls are like, well, alright, let's give it a shot.
00:42:57.000 Of course, what are you not gonna, you're not gonna play with a mechanical hand?
00:43:00.000 How long before do you think they have those Luke Skywalker arms?
00:43:03.000 Remember when Luke Skywalker got that new arm and it was dope, like, pretty immediately?
00:43:07.000 All I know is I've always been self-conscious of my left arm.
00:43:10.000 Why?
00:43:10.000 Because I feel it's a little skinny.
00:43:12.000 Skinnier than your right?
00:43:13.000 My right is fucking ridiculous.
00:43:15.000 Look at that shit.
00:43:15.000 Why is it different?
00:43:17.000 In my mind it is.
00:43:18.000 I have weird shit about my body.
00:43:20.000 I have a weird thing about this side of my body, my left side.
00:43:23.000 Are you being serious?
00:43:24.000 I swear to God.
00:43:25.000 Here it is, the Star Wars finger.
00:43:26.000 I remember this so well.
00:43:27.000 I remember this so well.
00:43:28.000 He could feel the nerves.
00:43:30.000 Yeah.
00:43:31.000 And then he had to close it off.
00:43:32.000 That's amazing.
00:43:34.000 Yeah, man.
00:43:35.000 You know who's a big consultant on these movies?
00:43:37.000 Who?
00:43:37.000 Joseph Campbell.
00:43:38.000 Really?
00:43:39.000 He was on set, too.
00:43:41.000 That makes sense.
00:43:42.000 Yeah.
00:43:43.000 For all the hero's journey.
00:43:45.000 Yeah, that's coming.
00:43:46.000 What you're seeing right there?
00:43:48.000 Hell yeah, it's coming.
00:43:49.000 If it's 50 years from now or 80 years from now, whatever it is, the real problem is going to be when are we just going to be like a spinal cord hooked up to all this stuff?
00:43:57.000 Yeah.
00:43:58.000 We're just going to keep replacing shit.
00:43:59.000 Like, I know a lot of people that have fake things, like fake knees and fake shoulders and fake hips.
00:44:05.000 But we like to come back in a lot of ways to the simplicity and the organic...
00:44:11.000 You know, like, look at how the food movement...
00:44:14.000 We like to eat on wood.
00:44:16.000 Nothing's really ever replaced the feel of wood or quartz or fur.
00:44:22.000 Synthetics have a limit.
00:44:23.000 What was that thing about...
00:44:24.000 They were talking about something fascinating about there's a point where robots...
00:44:31.000 Oh yeah, the guy who created...
00:44:33.000 I scuba dive with a guy who is the owner of iRobot.
00:44:37.000 He builds robots.
00:44:39.000 Went to MIT and stuff like that.
00:44:41.000 Really smart guy.
00:44:42.000 And I said, talk to me about sexual robots.
00:44:45.000 And he said, well, of course I did, because I like to get deep.
00:44:48.000 He's this really smart guy.
00:44:50.000 And I'm like, what about things I can fuck?
00:44:53.000 Hey, bro, I know you got something to vacuum my floor.
00:44:55.000 You got something for my dick?
00:44:57.000 You got something for my dick?
00:44:58.000 Yeah, these little tiny drones are cute.
00:45:00.000 Yeah, they're cute.
00:45:01.000 But at the end of the day, I got to cum, all right?
00:45:04.000 I'm looking to cum in a drone.
00:45:06.000 I want to cum in a drone.
00:45:07.000 And I said, what about, because you know that's cumming.
00:45:10.000 I said, what about fucking a robot?
00:45:12.000 And he said, there's this weird situation where we call it the, I think it was the revulsion factor or the repulsive factor.
00:45:21.000 So human beings, you can get something really close and people will fuck it.
00:45:26.000 Like you can have like just a pocket pussy, right?
00:45:28.000 A guy will carry around just like a fleshlight or a gel pussy and bang it in the bathroom in his office break, right?
00:45:36.000 While he watches porn on his phone, whatever it might be.
00:45:39.000 But there's something about a robot, when you try to get it really human, apparently, from their research, and I'm not saying this guy comes up, he's working on sexual robots, but like he said, there's something about creating a robot that's so human-like,
00:45:57.000 but there's just something missing, like the expression in the eyes or whatever.
00:46:02.000 And it gets to a point when you get it as real as possible, like as real as real as possible.
00:46:08.000 People will fuck, fuck, fuck, and then when it gets surreal, they'll go, ah!
00:46:13.000 You're trying to be too human.
00:46:14.000 Oh, hold on.
00:46:15.000 You're trying to make eyes that don't...
00:46:18.000 Something's missing.
00:46:19.000 Something's weird here.
00:46:20.000 And it apparently shuts people off right away.
00:46:23.000 It makes sense.
00:46:24.000 It just would freak you out.
00:46:26.000 Yeah.
00:46:27.000 I mean, you know it's not a person, but it's so close.
00:46:30.000 It's so close.
00:46:31.000 Yeah, why would you get hard for that?
00:46:33.000 That would be too weird.
00:46:35.000 Well...
00:46:35.000 You would feel so strange if you fucked a robot.
00:46:38.000 You'd feel at any moment that thing could kill you.
00:46:41.000 No, but do you ever...
00:46:42.000 Exactly.
00:46:43.000 Grab your neck and just start choking you.
00:46:45.000 But wait, more importantly is that...
00:46:48.000 More importantly?
00:46:50.000 We're talking about fucking robots.
00:46:53.000 I'm thinking about fighting for my life against this robot I'm trying to fuck.
00:46:57.000 Why do we get low when we start talking about dirty shit?
00:46:59.000 I don't know.
00:47:00.000 Why do girls talk like that when they want to be sexy?
00:47:02.000 Yeah.
00:47:03.000 There's like things that don't work, but people do.
00:47:05.000 Like, when you talk like this, it's scary.
00:47:09.000 No, it's not.
00:47:10.000 Because I'm drunk.
00:47:11.000 That's not scary.
00:47:12.000 But we've got it in our head that that's scary.
00:47:16.000 And hey boys, looking for company?
00:47:19.000 Call 1-800-HOT-SLUT. I just like that you immediately, before we got back to the fact that it was a girl, she liked strawberries, and what was the other thing?
00:47:29.000 Oh, something else.
00:47:30.000 Gay.
00:47:30.000 Gay.
00:47:31.000 First thing I did, I was immediately...
00:47:33.000 Audrey Hepburn movies.
00:47:33.000 Yeah, Audrey Hepburn movies.
00:47:35.000 Hold on, bro.
00:47:36.000 Yeah, there's like certain signals that gay guys will just throw up.
00:47:40.000 You know, like they're...
00:47:41.000 I'm a huge Cher fan.
00:47:42.000 Gay!
00:47:43.000 Go to a Barbra Streisand concert.
00:47:44.000 Gays everywhere.
00:47:46.000 Yeah.
00:47:46.000 Well, they have, you know, it's one of the fun things, I guess, about being gay is they have these female diva, like idols that they worship, you know, like shares a giant one, right?
00:47:59.000 So in A Billion Wicked Thoughts, they- What is that?
00:48:02.000 It's a really great book written by two neuroscientists.
00:48:05.000 Oh, you're telling me about that.
00:48:06.000 Yeah.
00:48:06.000 And the average gay penis is a half inch longer than the average straight penis.
00:48:11.000 And also the gay brain, apparently.
00:48:14.000 The gay brain?
00:48:15.000 How dare you, fake scientist.
00:48:17.000 I know.
00:48:17.000 I know.
00:48:18.000 First of all, I'm not a fake scientist.
00:48:20.000 I'm a real scientist.
00:48:22.000 I'm not a fake scientist.
00:48:23.000 You can take scientists out of that phrase.
00:48:25.000 But what they found is that, so why?
00:48:28.000 Why?
00:48:28.000 Why all these men who love Barbra Streisand, why are they mostly gay?
00:48:32.000 Why?
00:48:33.000 Right?
00:48:34.000 And there are, according to the research that I've done in my backyard and from this book, which is a great book, and I got it from, I think it was Gad Saad maybe who was recommending or talking about it, but no, it was Jordan Peterson, so I read it.
00:48:50.000 You know, there are fundamental differences with the way a man who's gay's brain reacts to certain things in relation to how the average straight brain reacts to certain things.
00:49:04.000 This is kind of a dicey situation and territory because we don't know all the facts.
00:49:08.000 But according to the other research, why is the gay penis a half inch longer?
00:49:14.000 Apparently it may have to do with the androgens, the presence of more androgens, I guess, or more testosterone, whatever it is, in the uterus at a certain point in time, which may be why some people are born.
00:49:29.000 Gay.
00:49:30.000 And other people, because it is something you're born with.
00:49:33.000 And some people are born straight.
00:49:35.000 And we're drawing...
00:49:36.000 I'm being very binary here.
00:49:37.000 Do you think, though, that it is possible to be born straight, but somewhere along the lines of your life, become attracted to the same sex, and be gay?
00:49:49.000 I don't know.
00:49:50.000 Maybe.
00:49:51.000 I have no idea.
00:49:51.000 Just trying to pretend he doesn't know.
00:49:53.000 No, I've been trying to say I don't know a lot more ever since Trump won.
00:49:57.000 Because I was very...
00:49:58.000 I was like, let me tell you another reason he's not going to win, guys.
00:50:01.000 Well, because some people think that you can learn gay behavior, which is why some people are really terrified of gay people.
00:50:08.000 They think they're going to get turned gay.
00:50:10.000 Those people aren't getting gay.
00:50:12.000 They might be.
00:50:12.000 They might be.
00:50:13.000 I could be around guys fucking all the time.
00:50:15.000 You, yes, you.
00:50:16.000 But you're not an easily influenced guy in that regard.
00:50:19.000 Like, there are some fucking people out there that you just know you could talk and suck in your dick if you were gay.
00:50:25.000 You just know.
00:50:25.000 They might not be gay.
00:50:26.000 Like Brennan Schaub, for example.
00:50:28.000 Oh, sorry, sorry.
00:50:29.000 How dare you?
00:50:30.000 Sorry, he's not here to defend himself.
00:50:31.000 I feel like there's a certain percentage of the population that could be shifted around.
00:50:37.000 They'll adopt an English accent if they live in England for a week.
00:50:40.000 You know what I mean?
00:50:41.000 Like, there's a certain percentage.
00:50:43.000 Peer pressure?
00:50:44.000 Yeah, they'll suck a dick for peer.
00:50:45.000 They'll turn gay to have better friends.
00:50:48.000 So let me ask you this.
00:50:50.000 I believe that.
00:50:51.000 But you can't say that's...
00:50:52.000 To have better friends.
00:50:53.000 I really believe that's true, and I don't think there's anything wrong with it, necessarily, because why is that any better than being, or worse, rather, than being indoctrinated at a certain school of music?
00:51:03.000 Like, oh, we only listen to this kind of rock.
00:51:05.000 Well, you're social.
00:51:05.000 You want to be part of a tribe, right?
00:51:06.000 Yeah.
00:51:07.000 Why is it any different than a religion or anything else that people get super sucked into and then alter their behavior?
00:51:13.000 I had one gay feeling.
00:51:16.000 Like feeling?
00:51:17.000 A feeling, if I'm really honest with myself.
00:51:19.000 Like flash dance?
00:51:20.000 What a feeling?
00:51:21.000 No, it was when I believed in my heart that me and Tom Cruise were friends.
00:51:25.000 When I got to talk to him for about an hour and a half, we were having a really deep discussion.
00:51:29.000 And I had, of course, met him before that because I did a reading with him.
00:51:32.000 And we were having this great talk.
00:51:34.000 And I was even like teasing him going, what's it like to be the king?
00:51:37.000 Do Ew, wish I was there.
00:51:39.000 No, it was a good conversation.
00:51:41.000 Wish I was there, too.
00:51:41.000 But I remember thinking to myself, if this guy's gay, he's very cute, right?
00:51:44.000 He's got a little face.
00:51:45.000 And I thought to myself, if this guy's gay, and he really wanted to be my friend, and I could hang out with him, and I was drunk enough.
00:51:51.000 Do you think he can take your whole hog in his mouth, though, if he's got a little face?
00:51:54.000 Hey, hey, don't bring it down.
00:51:55.000 I didn't talk about my dick here.
00:51:56.000 I'm talking about my mouth, bro.
00:51:58.000 I don't need you talking about dick sucking.
00:51:59.000 I didn't say that.
00:52:00.000 His face, if it's a small face.
00:52:02.000 If you're going to pick a guy to fuck, you definitely want one that can blow you.
00:52:05.000 Yes, I need a small head, but I'm not attracted to big heads.
00:52:08.000 You don't want a small head, but if it's a big head, then you can get your whole dick in his mouth.
00:52:11.000 Oh, no, no.
00:52:11.000 I like really shoehorning that bad boy in there.
00:52:14.000 Yeah.
00:52:15.000 Nah, you're going to have to snake this down.
00:52:17.000 Yeah, you've got to unhinge your jaw here.
00:52:19.000 It's not going to be comfortable.
00:52:20.000 A lot of scratching and hard surfaces, man.
00:52:22.000 You want more soft surfaces.
00:52:23.000 Nah, I want to shoehorn it in there.
00:52:24.000 I'll get some butter for around your mouth.
00:52:25.000 Why do you think women are sticking stuff into their lips?
00:52:28.000 They're accentuating soft surface area.
00:52:30.000 They're trying to get you more excited about them putting your dick in their mouth.
00:52:33.000 I'm also a fan of that, and that's what I'd make Tom do if we were dating.
00:52:35.000 That's coming back, by the way.
00:52:37.000 Women are shooting their lips up again.
00:52:39.000 It's getting more prevalent.
00:52:41.000 You see it all the time.
00:52:42.000 I don't get it.
00:52:42.000 I don't like it.
00:52:43.000 It's crazy.
00:52:44.000 Apparently now they can do it where it's not so hard.
00:52:47.000 Before they were doing it, the lips would be hard, and that kind of freaked people out.
00:52:52.000 I have a problem with the hard lips.
00:52:53.000 It's weird.
00:52:54.000 I've kissed hard lips before.
00:52:55.000 You've kissed fake lips?
00:52:56.000 Yeah.
00:52:56.000 I don't like them.
00:52:57.000 Well, it's just a bizarre compromise because one of the sexiest things about kissing is the feeling of someone's lips moving with your lips and their tongue moving with your tongue.
00:53:07.000 And then all of a sudden, you have this...
00:53:09.000 Third partner there.
00:53:11.000 This implant.
00:53:12.000 And you feel it.
00:53:12.000 You're rubbing it around in each other's mouths.
00:53:15.000 And it's like, what is in your lip?
00:53:17.000 But you know what?
00:53:18.000 You got lip, and then there's like, you got an Oreo lip.
00:53:20.000 There's a cream filling in this lip.
00:53:22.000 There's like some shit going on in there.
00:53:24.000 But they've said that some people are driven by—so if you and I look at a woman, right?
00:53:28.000 We look at her lips—I love big lips, right?
00:53:31.000 Soft lips.
00:53:32.000 You look at her breasts.
00:53:33.000 And I think to myself what that would feel like, right?
00:53:37.000 I guess what triggers me is the idea of what those lips would feel like to kiss or grab, and it becomes this primal thing.
00:53:43.000 Right.
00:53:43.000 Right.
00:53:44.000 But they say some people are more drawn, driven by, like, a visual stimulus.
00:53:49.000 So some guys prefer fake tits.
00:53:52.000 In fact, they even like them to look fake.
00:53:53.000 They like big lips.
00:53:55.000 Some guys will tell their girls to get big lips.
00:53:57.000 They'll tell their girls to get, you know, big fake tits because they'd rather that.
00:54:01.000 Even though they're hard, they're willing to compromise the feel for the visual.
00:54:05.000 Hmm.
00:54:05.000 And so depending on what you're driven by, there's a book written about this, and I can't remember the book, but in a very small portion, people are driven by auditory stimulus.
00:54:17.000 So your voice might be enough to get a girl going.
00:54:20.000 You could look like, you know, whatever.
00:54:22.000 Something's not attractive, but your voice is what gets her going.
00:54:25.000 So it all depends on what triggers people, what their overwhelming...
00:54:32.000 Sort of what the connection is to their senses.
00:54:34.000 You know, probably the biggest one, the biggest difference between men and women is the desire for a successful companion.
00:54:42.000 Like, men don't give a fuck if a woman's successful.
00:54:45.000 No, they don't.
00:54:46.000 At all.
00:54:46.000 I was going to ask you that.
00:54:47.000 What do you think it is?
00:54:48.000 Because it's not just about beauty, going back to that robot thing.
00:54:51.000 You know, I've dated.
00:54:52.000 We've always had beautiful women in my life, but there's always one you fall on.
00:54:58.000 You're compatible with a lot of women.
00:54:59.000 I've loved many women in my life, but there's something about some women that gets you to shack up with them.
00:55:05.000 Well, the same thing with friends, too.
00:55:07.000 It's like, why did you and I become instant best friends?
00:55:10.000 Right.
00:55:10.000 Like, right away.
00:55:11.000 Like, I met you when we were on the set of MADtv, and within like 20 minutes, we're like, oh, you're one of me.
00:55:17.000 Let's stay together.
00:55:18.000 Let's stick together.
00:55:18.000 Yeah.
00:55:19.000 We're going to be okay.
00:55:20.000 Uh-huh.
00:55:20.000 Finally, I found one.
00:55:22.000 Uh-huh.
00:55:22.000 I mean, we've been best friends from that moment on.
00:55:25.000 Right.
00:55:25.000 Like, literally.
00:55:26.000 We were close immediately.
00:55:28.000 Exactly.
00:55:28.000 But there's other people that you meet, and you're like, ugh.
00:55:30.000 Right.
00:55:31.000 Let me get out of here.
00:55:31.000 And they might be fine.
00:55:32.000 And someone might say, oh my God, have you met Mike?
00:55:35.000 He's amazing.
00:55:36.000 And you're like, yeah, Mike's a good guy.
00:55:38.000 Yeah.
00:55:38.000 I'm bored.
00:55:38.000 But yeah, you're bored.
00:55:39.000 I'm bored.
00:55:40.000 I don't want to do it.
00:55:40.000 But what is that?
00:55:41.000 Is that just...
00:55:42.000 It's personalities.
00:55:43.000 Yeah.
00:55:43.000 And who you are would drive some people fucking crazy.
00:55:46.000 Your wife loves it.
00:55:47.000 You know, it's like who you are versus who they are.
00:55:50.000 Like sometimes it goes like this.
00:55:52.000 And the fingers of the hand fit into the fingers of the other hand and everything's great.
00:55:57.000 Chemical.
00:55:57.000 And other times it's just they're clashing teeth and...
00:56:00.000 You ever kiss somebody and clash teeth?
00:56:02.000 You're like, what in the fuck are we doing here?
00:56:04.000 Neither one of us know what the hell we're doing.
00:56:07.000 How are you not at my rhythm?
00:56:09.000 Some people, it's just perfect.
00:56:10.000 Some people, the sex is like that, too.
00:56:13.000 It's rhythmic.
00:56:14.000 It moves.
00:56:15.000 It flows.
00:56:15.000 And other people, it's just clunky.
00:56:18.000 It's the same person.
00:56:19.000 You're the same person.
00:56:21.000 For whatever reason, it might not be them, it might be you.
00:56:24.000 It might be the two of you together.
00:56:27.000 I think that's part of the mechanism that makes this weird world work.
00:56:32.000 Human beings, the way I view them, are a gigantic super organism working towards some sort of an unknown technological goal.
00:56:39.000 I feel like if I had to do a one sentence overview of the human race, that's what I would say.
00:56:44.000 And I think that somewhere along the line, our individual personalities and our individual hobbies and obsessions and desires, all of those, although they appear to be coming from us uniquely and us as an individual, and even though we relate to tribes who are also into,
00:57:00.000 you know, whatever, jujitsu or kettlebells or ballet or whatever the fuck it is, ultimately, all these pieces fit into place as these Portions of the super organism that make things flow in a forward direction and whether you're obsessed with Architecture or whether you're obsessed with achieving peak fitness or running a thousand miles in an hour Whatever the fuck it is All of those things are working together collectively
00:57:31.000 in the entire superorganism of the human race, and they're working towards some sort of a technological goal.
00:57:37.000 Because the technological world and the world of technological innovation is slowly but surely integrating itself into our lives.
00:57:45.000 If we looked at it objectively, we'd be like, whoa, this is like a life form that's asking to be born from the husks of human civilization.
00:57:53.000 Like, it's going to go inside of us And it's going to give birth like some sort of aquatic worm that comes out of a fucking grasshopper and talks into jumping into a pond.
00:58:03.000 Well, I just think it's interesting that human beings are spending enough time creating virtual experiences so that eventually, if you look at the trajectory of this and the technology at play, You're going to be able to have experiences of what it's like to be someone else.
00:58:20.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:58:21.000 So if you can download it into their brain or whatever.
00:58:24.000 There's this thing called the Empathy Project, I think, where you go to a room and they bring the Syrian refugee crisis to you.
00:58:32.000 So you put on these virtual goggles and you're inside the tent of a refugee family in a refugee camp.
00:58:40.000 Kids are playing.
00:58:41.000 Wow.
00:58:42.000 Mom and Dad are there cooking food, and you can see it.
00:58:45.000 You can hear it.
00:58:45.000 You can feel it.
00:58:46.000 And they're all around you.
00:58:47.000 It's three-dimensional.
00:58:49.000 And it gives you a sense...
00:58:50.000 What program is this for?
00:58:51.000 It's a program.
00:58:52.000 It's a museum.
00:58:53.000 It's a museum.
00:58:53.000 There you go.
00:58:54.000 I love the museum.
00:58:55.000 Collection of virtual reality experiences to help us see the world through the eyes of another.
00:58:58.000 This is a beautiful idea.
00:59:00.000 Yeah.
00:59:00.000 What an amazing idea.
00:59:01.000 Yeah.
00:59:02.000 So what happens is...
00:59:02.000 Hold on.
00:59:03.000 Back that up.
00:59:03.000 Back that up so I can read it.
00:59:04.000 Because this is...
00:59:05.000 Back it up.
00:59:06.000 The video, I can't.
00:59:06.000 Yeah, but you can back up the video, no?
00:59:08.000 No.
00:59:08.000 You can't rewind it?
00:59:09.000 Oh, it's the video on their website?
00:59:11.000 Yeah.
00:59:12.000 Oh, okay.
00:59:13.000 And isn't that amazing?
00:59:14.000 So now you can experience what it's like to be someone else who's been through a hard time and realize in many ways that they're very human.
00:59:22.000 Well, I have all these emotional triggers around Arabs and stuff because I grew up in the Arab world and they are very much people to me, right?
00:59:28.000 The Middle East, this strange place with all those fanatics.
00:59:33.000 When you grow up there the way I did, you lived there for eight years of your life, you have a very different point of view on the Middle East and Arabs.
00:59:39.000 What I think of when I think of Arabs is I see a smiling face and a welcoming mat.
00:59:44.000 I see somebody who's making me tea and bringing me into their house and giving me food.
00:59:49.000 I see a group of them who are laughing their ass off and having a blast, and I see people hugging and holding hands.
00:59:56.000 That's just how I grew up.
00:59:58.000 So I have an emotional trigger when I hear people stereotype Arabs in a certain way, right?
01:00:03.000 It's just an interesting thing.
01:00:04.000 So I think that's because I had that virtual experience.
01:00:07.000 And I love this idea because as we are able to experience what it's like to be someone else and realize how similar they are to us, despite all the cultural differences, hopefully it'll make for at least a more You know what the problem with all this is?
01:00:21.000 Yeah, it'll make for a more understanding world, until I gotta compete for fucking water, and my daughter's thirsty.
01:00:27.000 Now, I'm gonna have to off ya.
01:00:29.000 Well, it seems like there's plenty of water.
01:00:31.000 I think the biggest problem that we've got right now is that we've been going through a war with the Middle East for 13 years.
01:00:38.000 And when you go through a war for 13 years, say if you do something, like if you're on heroin for six years, how long does it take for the effects of your body to bounce back from being on heroin for six years?
01:00:54.000 Because it's not going to be a week, right?
01:00:55.000 Is it going to be a year, a couple of years?
01:00:58.000 Is it going to be half the time?
01:00:59.000 Is it going to be three years?
01:01:00.000 Yeah.
01:01:00.000 Whatever it is, you've got to think of a war as being something like some sort of horrible trauma to an organism.
01:01:08.000 It takes a generation at least.
01:01:10.000 It's like a scar that has to heal over and it has to be worked on.
01:01:15.000 I mean, you have many generations that are going to remember Grandpa getting blown up when he was in a wedding party because they thought that he was with Talk to the Jews about the genocide, about the Holocaust.
01:01:26.000 Talk to the Armenians about the genocide in 1914 or 18, whenever it was.
01:01:32.000 Yeah.
01:01:33.000 They're still out in the street.
01:01:34.000 Of course.
01:01:35.000 Dan Carlin talks about how there's such fresh memories.
01:01:42.000 Even if you say to a Chinese person that you have a point of view on sort of the benefits of Mongol expansion, even though that was 1260 or whatever it was, You'll get a lot of Chinese ire.
01:01:56.000 It's still somehow fresh.
01:01:58.000 That trauma lasts and is passed down through generation to generation.
01:02:03.000 Yeah.
01:02:03.000 I mean, if you've ever been to Japan, one of the things that people always talk about is how the older Japanese people do not like Americans.
01:02:10.000 And why fucking would they?
01:02:12.000 We dropped two nuclear bombs on their little tiny ass country.
01:02:17.000 Yeah, I think that it's super hard to erase the memory of horrific events in the 13 years of war, no matter whose side you're on.
01:02:26.000 That is a horrific event.
01:02:27.000 It's all in this one area.
01:02:31.000 I mean, that's going to take a long time before we can look at Arabs the way you look at Arabs.
01:02:38.000 Of course.
01:02:39.000 From being there.
01:02:39.000 Of course.
01:02:40.000 And that's unfortunate, man.
01:02:41.000 And it's unfortunate because it's one of those self-perpetuating things.
01:02:46.000 Like, if you're afraid of people, if you think people are out to get you, then they become out to get you.
01:02:51.000 You realize that you're taking these big, giant steps to keep them away from you.
01:02:55.000 You're prejudiced against them, and they're going to be upset that you're prejudiced against them.
01:02:59.000 And then...
01:03:00.000 But I love Americans because Americans always go out of their way.
01:03:02.000 All Americans go out of their way to be like, I don't care.
01:03:05.000 There's this idea that all the Trump supporters are these fanatics and they're anti this and that.
01:03:10.000 I guarantee, I guarantee that the majority of people in all the states, the red states, Would give any Syrian or Arabic guys, Americans, I guarantee the credo would be, hey, they're human beings.
01:03:23.000 I'm willing to give them a chance.
01:03:24.000 If they're good people, they're good people.
01:03:27.000 There's this idea that they're terrorists, these motherfuckers, and I'm just an ignorant guy with a gun.
01:03:31.000 I don't buy that.
01:03:32.000 I don't buy that.
01:03:32.000 Well, there's definitely a lot of people like that.
01:03:34.000 There are a lot of people like that, but on an individual basis, I guarantee most people are intelligent enough to go, I'll take them as it comes.
01:03:42.000 I treat individuals the way they are.
01:03:45.000 I think we are tribal.
01:03:47.000 I think everybody has their own racial prejudices and things like that.
01:03:50.000 But I think it's way more layered and nuanced and more complicated.
01:03:53.000 It is for a lot of people.
01:03:54.000 But for a lot of people, people are really fucking simple.
01:03:56.000 And their ideology says that, you know, Christianity is the only way.
01:04:00.000 And this ideology of the Muslims is dangerous.
01:04:03.000 And the Prophet Muhammad was a dangerous person.
01:04:05.000 These are dangerous people.
01:04:07.000 And we let them over here.
01:04:07.000 We're taking a big chance.
01:04:09.000 America will land the free home of the brave freedom.
01:04:11.000 That may be the collective...
01:04:13.000 Dialogue.
01:04:14.000 I don't think that's the individual.
01:04:15.000 For example, I think most of them, if somebody was Arabic and they had an opportunity to alleviate their suffering by bringing them into their house and giving them a meal.
01:04:23.000 I think you watched too many Bruce Willis movies in the 90s.
01:04:25.000 I don't think so.
01:04:25.000 I think most of them would do it.
01:04:28.000 I really do.
01:04:29.000 Well, I think most of them, if they knew the people, for sure.
01:04:31.000 I think overcoming prejudices against cultures or religions or anything are very difficult to do.
01:04:37.000 Because once those things are set in stone, it's like your body has a warning pattern that it's looking for.
01:04:43.000 Like, oh, this pattern's repeating itself.
01:04:45.000 We've seen this before.
01:04:46.000 This is religious fundamentalism.
01:04:47.000 This is people that are crazy.
01:04:49.000 They're going to blow themselves up.
01:04:50.000 Well, and to an extent, that's not misplaced.
01:04:55.000 So when I hear of a bomb going off or a guy driving a truck and running over 80 people in France, my first guess, and I'm always right, is that he's probably a young Muslim male.
01:05:08.000 That doesn't make me anti-Muslim.
01:05:10.000 It doesn't make me anti-Arab.
01:05:12.000 It just means I'm...
01:05:13.000 Pretty good or not even, I don't have to be that good at pattern recognition.
01:05:17.000 Yeah, well we also have to really take into consideration the sheer numbers of human beings that we're dealing with on a daily basis.
01:05:23.000 Where you're getting the news from.
01:05:25.000 You're getting the news from the events that happened to seven billion people.
01:05:28.000 And that's just way too many for us to make rational Discussions about it because, rationally, you shouldn't know about what the fuck is happening in France.
01:05:37.000 You shouldn't know that some Muslim guy drove a truck over all these people.
01:05:41.000 You're not there.
01:05:42.000 Right.
01:05:43.000 It's so far away.
01:05:44.000 And you know how many other Muslim men didn't run over somebody with a truck that day?
01:05:49.000 So that's where it gets weird.
01:05:51.000 Yeah.
01:05:51.000 Because you don't even take those people into consideration when you're talking about Muslim males.
01:05:55.000 You're only talking about those one males.
01:05:56.000 It's like gun owners.
01:05:58.000 Like, people have this idea of gun owners.
01:05:59.000 Well, gun owners are a bunch of fucking paranoid nuts with canned food in their basement, and they're buying gold from Alex Jones.
01:06:05.000 No, no, no.
01:06:07.000 Occasionally, one of those guys shoots up a school.
01:06:10.000 Yep.
01:06:10.000 Occasionally.
01:06:11.000 Yep.
01:06:11.000 But you know how many people own guns?
01:06:13.000 There's more guns in this country than there are fucking people.
01:06:16.000 Oh yeah.
01:06:16.000 So if we really had like this crazy gun problem, things would be going off way more than they do.
01:06:22.000 It's remarkably safe considering the amount of fucking firearms are available.
01:06:27.000 Remarkably.
01:06:28.000 Incredibly.
01:06:28.000 Like almost every day of your life, you go through town and you don't hear a single gunshot.
01:06:33.000 But that's also going back to what I was saying about, you know, when somebody owns a gun, like Rose McGowan says, somebody says, smile.
01:06:40.000 And she immediately says, I'm putting words into her mouth, but this is essentially what she said in the interview.
01:06:45.000 That that guy is being in one way or another sexist or being in one way or another somewhat oppressive and suppressive.
01:06:51.000 I'm sure she feels that.
01:06:53.000 What I'm saying is that for that guy, he may just be clumsily trying to say hi to some of the most beautiful creature he's ever seen in his life.
01:07:00.000 The same way with gun owners.
01:07:02.000 Gun owners a lot of times...
01:07:03.000 But hold on, let me stop you there, because couldn't it be both things?
01:07:05.000 It could be both things.
01:07:07.000 To him, it could be this one thing, but to her, look, if you're really into raping girls, and it makes you feel awesome, and you don't want them to feel like it's rape, but it is.
01:07:16.000 No, no, no, 100% that they're always there.
01:07:18.000 I'm not equating those two, but I'm just saying that...
01:07:20.000 We're good to go.
01:07:37.000 Or a lot of men own guns.
01:07:39.000 A lot of men, it's going to sound crazy, a lot of men own guns, like me, because it's the most effective way to protect my family in case somebody comes in my house in the middle of the night.
01:07:49.000 That's actually something I think about.
01:07:51.000 It's something I'm ready for.
01:07:52.000 It's something I prepare for.
01:07:53.000 I've done for the past 20 years.
01:07:55.000 A lot of men do, though.
01:07:57.000 I'm just saying, at the end of the day...
01:07:58.000 Brian practices escape routes.
01:08:00.000 He's got paths for ambushes.
01:08:02.000 He's got pinch points in his house.
01:08:05.000 I like pinch points.
01:08:06.000 What the fuck is a pinch point?
01:08:08.000 Pinch point is when you know people have to travel through a corridor.
01:08:11.000 That's great!
01:08:13.000 Fuck, I have no pinch points.
01:08:15.000 You know, the movie 300, the Persians had to come to that area.
01:08:17.000 The hot gates, Thermopylae.
01:08:18.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:08:19.000 That's a pinch point.
01:08:19.000 Dude, I need some hot gates.
01:08:21.000 I need some pinch points.
01:08:21.000 There's going to be a good place to set up a tree stand if you're hunting deer.
01:08:23.000 Yes.
01:08:24.000 If they have to make their way out into the field.
01:08:27.000 I feel the best.
01:08:27.000 They have to go through the woods.
01:08:29.000 My next house is going to be just a fucking series of pinch points.
01:08:33.000 Oh.
01:08:34.000 Where are you going to move to?
01:08:35.000 Somewhere where there are a lot of pinch points, bro.
01:08:37.000 Are you going to stay in California forever?
01:08:38.000 Probably.
01:08:41.000 No.
01:08:41.000 Let me put it this way.
01:08:43.000 I want to just stand up forever.
01:08:46.000 Forever?
01:08:47.000 Yeah.
01:08:47.000 I'm never going to stop.
01:08:48.000 Wow.
01:08:48.000 I remember when you weren't doing it at all.
01:08:50.000 Well, I do it all the time.
01:08:52.000 I never stop doing it.
01:08:53.000 It's my favorite thing in the world.
01:08:54.000 But you did stop once.
01:08:55.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
01:08:59.000 That was a different guy.
01:09:02.000 I'm acting like you dated my sister.
01:09:04.000 You broke up with her, bro.
01:09:05.000 You might be back with her, but you broke up with her, bro.
01:09:12.000 Don't we do that, though?
01:09:13.000 There's something about stand-ups.
01:09:15.000 When you find out that somebody quit stand-up, you're like, oh, what happened?
01:09:19.000 Right.
01:09:19.000 What kind of life do you have now?
01:09:21.000 Right.
01:09:21.000 I just thought of that.
01:09:23.000 Fuck, that's funny you say that.
01:09:25.000 What kind of life do you have now?
01:09:26.000 I just thought of somebody like that.
01:09:27.000 I was like, what happened to that guy?
01:09:28.000 He was doing a lot of stand-up, and you stopped?
01:09:30.000 I know, man.
01:09:31.000 Like, you and I had a great fucking time last night at the Comedy Store.
01:09:34.000 Go down there.
01:09:35.000 Sold out.
01:09:36.000 Killer show.
01:09:37.000 It was so much fun.
01:09:38.000 What a blast that was.
01:09:39.000 Powerful Sam Tripoli.
01:09:40.000 By the way, a monster.
01:09:42.000 Nobody knows how good he is.
01:09:43.000 How good is he?
01:09:44.000 He'll kill you.
01:09:45.000 I brought him with me on the road once in Edmonton.
01:09:48.000 He lit that place on fire.
01:09:50.000 He's getting ready for his CD that he taped in Edmonton.
01:09:53.000 He taped his CD at that club there.
01:09:55.000 What's the club in Edmonton?
01:09:56.000 It's called the comic strip.
01:09:57.000 Yeah, that spot.
01:09:58.000 Rick Bronson, great club.
01:09:59.000 We did the casino up there in Edmonton where they always have fights.
01:10:06.000 What's the name?
01:10:07.000 River Creek.
01:10:08.000 Awesome place.
01:10:09.000 Dude, he lit it on fire.
01:10:11.000 He lit that place on fire.
01:10:12.000 He's a beast.
01:10:13.000 I call him the monster.
01:10:14.000 He can destroy.
01:10:16.000 He had a tie on last night.
01:10:17.000 Yes, he did.
01:10:18.000 I went to Afghanistan with that guy.
01:10:20.000 I've got his thumb.
01:10:21.000 Me, him, and Dove Davidoff, and Steve Byrne.
01:10:23.000 Any gay stuff happen?
01:10:25.000 I'm not gonna go into that.
01:10:27.000 May have met some soldiers.
01:10:29.000 I was their traveling concubine in there, and they showed me what a pinch point is.
01:10:34.000 Whoa.
01:10:36.000 Yeah, this is a pinch point right here.
01:10:37.000 I'm going to peel this peach right here.
01:10:39.000 He's breathing on my neck.
01:10:41.000 Same guy took me a scuba diving.
01:10:43.000 I'm Tahitian.
01:10:45.000 Yeah, it was pretty interesting.
01:10:47.000 But Sam would get up and he would open for us.
01:10:49.000 We'd go out there.
01:10:50.000 He'd just get a mic and a little box.
01:10:51.000 And I was like, that's awkward with all these soldiers sitting around in a war zone.
01:10:54.000 That dude lit it up every fucking time.
01:10:57.000 But one of the things about Sam is he, like a lot of Comedy Store comics, has done that room when there was zero crowd control.
01:11:03.000 And he would get a lot of late spots.
01:11:05.000 So you learn that combat comedy style.
01:11:07.000 Combat comedy style.
01:11:08.000 He's probably more confident and comfortable when shit goes crazy, when people start yelling at him.
01:11:13.000 Like, ah, been here before.
01:11:14.000 Here we go.
01:11:15.000 I know you ain't been here, but I've been here.
01:11:17.000 Yes.
01:11:17.000 Let's roll, buddy.
01:11:18.000 Yes.
01:11:19.000 My favorite with Sam is he's always changing his face, his look.
01:11:22.000 He's got a goatee, he's got a mustache, got a full beard, got no beard.
01:11:25.000 And I'm like, shaved up.
01:11:27.000 He goes, switch it up sometimes.
01:11:28.000 Gotta switch it up.
01:11:29.000 Like to switch it up sometimes.
01:11:31.000 Then he grabs my body and he goes, how the fuck do you do it?
01:11:33.000 How do you do it?
01:11:34.000 You got the best body in comedy.
01:11:36.000 I go, Joe Rodham has the best body in comedy.
01:11:37.000 And then I walk away.
01:11:39.000 I love him.
01:11:40.000 He loves you.
01:11:41.000 I gotta get him on the podcast.
01:11:42.000 He's a good dude.
01:11:43.000 The fighter and the kid.
01:11:44.000 Not the Brian Cowen show?
01:11:46.000 Not the Brian.
01:11:46.000 We call it Mixed Mental Arts now.
01:11:47.000 That's what you're calling it now?
01:11:48.000 I think it's better.
01:11:49.000 Mixed Mental Arts, because Hunter was like...
01:11:51.000 It's a great name.
01:11:52.000 Yeah, because Mixed Mental Arts is better, and we've been having these great conversations, and Hunter was like, let's stop being so myopic.
01:11:58.000 Let's just get all the ideas under one umbrella.
01:12:01.000 Let's make ideas accessible.
01:12:02.000 It's a bold, ambitious project, but he's like, I want to make sure everybody knows that there's no such thing as being smart.
01:12:07.000 We can all know these ideas and have a constructive conversation.
01:12:11.000 Well, he's got a great attitude about it, and that really is the approach, too, that it's not about smart, it's about information.
01:12:17.000 Like, I've had conversations with people about something, and I'll explain something to them, and they go, God, I feel so stupid.
01:12:22.000 Like, you're not stupid.
01:12:23.000 Like, I'm not smart.
01:12:24.000 I just know this.
01:12:25.000 And the reason why I know this is because somebody figured it out, and I bothered reading it.
01:12:29.000 That's it.
01:12:30.000 That's it.
01:12:30.000 But we, like, hold that over people's heads with, like, such extreme arrogance.
01:12:34.000 Yes.
01:12:34.000 Because so many people want to cling to almost anything as, like, a sign of superiority.
01:12:39.000 Yeah.
01:12:39.000 Whether it's information that they have, accomplishments that they've done, the money that they have in the bank, whatever the fuck it is.
01:12:44.000 Like, they always constantly want to have this thing.
01:12:46.000 Right.
01:12:46.000 That separates them from you.
01:12:48.000 Right.
01:12:49.000 You know?
01:12:49.000 And that's one thing that people love to do with information.
01:12:51.000 Well, if you had known, if you had read this, then you would know that.
01:12:55.000 Yeah.
01:12:55.000 Well, how about you cut this shit and just tell me that.
01:12:58.000 Tell me it.
01:12:58.000 And I'll have a...
01:12:59.000 But...
01:13:00.000 There's also this thing that we all do, and that you and I have worked very hard to stop doing over the last decade or so, which is to try to win conversations.
01:13:08.000 Because it's a fucking horrible impediment to learning anything.
01:13:14.000 The best way to have a conversation is, I mean, challenge ideas for sure, but...
01:13:19.000 Just talk.
01:13:20.000 Yeah.
01:13:20.000 Just talk.
01:13:21.000 If someone's telling you something and you have a question, don't look at it like you're attacking it.
01:13:25.000 Look at it like, what is this we're discussing?
01:13:28.000 What is this actual thing?
01:13:29.000 You know that weird thing that people do when they shut down and you know that they're not really discussing what you're saying.
01:13:35.000 They're just trying to find a way where they could win the conversation.
01:13:38.000 Yeah, because their point of view makes them feel a certain way.
01:13:42.000 Yeah.
01:13:42.000 And if you start to break down those walls, they're afraid you're going to take away that feeling of security or whatever that feeling is, right?
01:13:49.000 And the confidence in being consistently right.
01:13:51.000 That's right.
01:13:52.000 That's a big one.
01:13:53.000 Yes.
01:13:53.000 So when someone's not right about something, like I have a good friend who's an animal rights activist guy, a vegan guy, and we were talking about the precursors for hormone development and whether or not Saturated fat and cholesterol are the essential precursors to hormone development.
01:14:14.000 Well, it's pretty much established fact, like scientific fact.
01:14:18.000 And he didn't think it was, because he was reading a lot of this ideological dogma on it, you know, plant-based dogma.
01:14:26.000 So I started sending him all the stuff.
01:14:28.000 And then he's like, okay, I got it.
01:14:30.000 All right.
01:14:30.000 And now it has to soak in.
01:14:32.000 Now we can have a discussion about it.
01:14:33.000 Well, look at all these studies.
01:14:35.000 Look at all these things.
01:14:36.000 We're not saying you should go out and be an animal eater.
01:14:39.000 No one's saying that.
01:14:40.000 No, but look at the evidence, look at the data.
01:14:41.000 Look at what it actually is.
01:14:43.000 This is the actual problem with the China study.
01:14:46.000 This is the actual problem with not getting enough B12. This is the actual problem with not getting enough of this vitamin, that data.
01:14:52.000 Saturated fat, cholesterol, all these fucking things that we were told as kids are bad for you, which is a huge problem because most people don't learn anything I mean, that's pretty much it.
01:15:05.000 Well, one of the biggest things for me is just having been around Hunter as much as I have, and we always talk about how, and I've had to confront so much of this in my own ways, I have a fast-thinking brain.
01:15:15.000 We all do, right?
01:15:16.000 That fast-thinking brain that jumps at, that triggers at things.
01:15:19.000 If you start talking about liberalism, if you start talking about big government, if you start talking about communism, Marxism, I'll get ready to defend my free market.
01:15:32.000 American.
01:15:33.000 Fox News.
01:15:33.000 Why don't you have a show on Fox News?
01:15:34.000 I'm defending my dad.
01:15:36.000 That's what I'm doing.
01:15:36.000 Ah, that's it.
01:15:37.000 Right?
01:15:37.000 I have an emotional attachment to that.
01:15:40.000 And so I'll stop listening to you about five seconds in, and I've already got my guns.
01:15:45.000 I'm already loading my guns.
01:15:46.000 As you're talking, I'm going, hold on, let me get my guns.
01:15:48.000 Hold on.
01:15:49.000 Yeah, yeah, I hear you.
01:15:51.000 And now I can't wait to blast away at your collective ideology, right?
01:15:54.000 And then I'll drop books like F.A. Hayek's Road to Serfdom and all the things I've read.
01:15:59.000 And all I want to do is win.
01:16:01.000 And so I've had to, and we always talk about this, like Hunter will send me articles that'll get me enraged.
01:16:07.000 And I'll freak out and I'll write this thing and he'll get me and he'll go, feel better, Brian?
01:16:12.000 Now do you want to tranquilize that big, fast-thinking elephant that you've been riding?
01:16:16.000 And let's get some slow thinking involved and take a look at how your feelings are driving your thinking.
01:16:22.000 It's a very fun exercise because as you get older, what happens is you're able to sit back and somebody says something and you're able to go, instead of me loading my guns, let me listen a little bit hard.
01:16:33.000 Let me see if I can get, take something from that.
01:16:37.000 Maybe there is a good argument.
01:16:39.000 I don't have to be a Marxist, but maybe there is some value to regulation.
01:16:45.000 Maybe there is some value to the FDA or whatever it might be.
01:16:51.000 So you have free market sort of prejudices in that regard, where you lean towards deregulation, lean towards a freer market because more money gets made.
01:17:04.000 Business does better.
01:17:05.000 I lean toward freedom of choice.
01:17:08.000 So I like the idea.
01:17:09.000 Right, but environmental regulation is where I draw the line.
01:17:12.000 Me too.
01:17:13.000 That's like the big one.
01:17:13.000 That's a classic example.
01:17:15.000 The Fish and Game, Wildlife, what is it?
01:17:17.000 The Wildlife, the Fish and Game?
01:17:19.000 Department of Fish and Game.
01:17:21.000 Excellent job.
01:17:22.000 I don't care what anybody says.
01:17:23.000 You and I know, and you know even more than I do, of course.
01:17:25.000 And the states as well.
01:17:25.000 They all deserve recognition because they've brought animals back from the brink of extinction to gigantic populations.
01:17:31.000 Because dudes get drunk and they shoot the shit out of everything that moves.
01:17:34.000 That's what happens.
01:17:35.000 Well, there was actually market farming.
01:17:36.000 Market farming is what did in most of the animals in this country.
01:17:39.000 After the war, one of the things that happened was there was a lot of soldiers after the Civil War that needed jobs, and one of the jobs that was available was market farming.
01:17:50.000 What does that mean?
01:17:51.000 It means they didn't have refrigerators back then, buddy.
01:17:53.000 So if you wanted meat, you had to go out and get it.
01:17:56.000 And so one of the things they would do is they would hire these young men to take their rifles and go out and shoot every fucking buffalo that moved.
01:18:04.000 They would shoot buffaloes just for their tongues.
01:18:07.000 They would cut out the tongues of the buffaloes.
01:18:09.000 They would shoot other ones just for their pelts.
01:18:11.000 They'd shot down everything in sight down to antelope.
01:18:15.000 It was harder to shoot antelope and kill them off because they're designed to have things like cheetahs chasing them.
01:18:23.000 Yeah, smaller, they keep a long distance.
01:18:25.000 Well, they're way faster than anything that can catch them because they evolved during a time where cheetahs lived in North America.
01:18:33.000 Big cats lived in North America that were bigger than lions and African lions.
01:18:37.000 So when you're thinking about these times and these people that wiped out all the animals in this country, there was a host of factors, a bunch of different pressures on these animals.
01:18:49.000 But a lot of it was market hunting.
01:18:51.000 And so when hunters came along, like in the beginning of the 20th century, there was very few deer.
01:18:58.000 And to find a big deer with a giant rack, super rare.
01:19:02.000 Elk had been They had been extirpated from a gigantic segment of the population, or a gigantic segment of the country.
01:19:10.000 And so they've slowly repopulated in these groups like the Rocky Mountain Elk Federation.
01:19:15.000 They've transplanted elk down to Kentucky and everywhere else.
01:19:19.000 Deer are so plantful also because they eat corn in a lot of the agricultural crops that we've planted.
01:19:24.000 That is true, and that's also why...
01:19:26.000 White-tailed deer have done so much better than mule deer.
01:19:29.000 Mule deer are kind of in a much hairier position.
01:19:33.000 They still have healthy populations.
01:19:34.000 They still hunt them, and you find them everywhere.
01:19:37.000 But mule deer, they don't live off crops.
01:19:41.000 White-tailed deer is like our friend Doug Duren's farm.
01:19:44.000 Doug has this awesome place in Wisconsin.
01:19:47.000 Shout out to Doug.
01:19:48.000 Powerful Doug Duren.
01:19:49.000 He has, essentially, they're farm animals, but they're not.
01:19:53.000 They're wild.
01:19:54.000 They're these giant-ass wild deer, but they only go around his farm or farms in the area because there's corn everywhere.
01:20:01.000 He's a corn-fed deer.
01:20:02.000 Some of the best meat I've ever had, by the way.
01:20:03.000 Incredible.
01:20:05.000 Like, you're literally getting, like, they're eating that fucking Monsanto corn.
01:20:10.000 Did you bring me any elk?
01:20:10.000 I got a fucking freezer full.
01:20:12.000 I need some, for real.
01:20:13.000 I got a freezer full.
01:20:13.000 I eat game meat.
01:20:14.000 Okay, I'll give it to you.
01:20:15.000 Okay, don't let me leave without it.
01:20:16.000 Come on!
01:20:16.000 I eat game meat.
01:20:17.000 We need to hunt more.
01:20:18.000 Yeah, and that's the other thing.
01:20:19.000 See, you didn't get balls deep like I did.
01:20:21.000 I'm tired of all the fucking talk about...
01:20:23.000 Listen, you went hunting with me once, and then you did it a couple of times.
01:20:26.000 I've been hunting three times, motherfucker.
01:20:28.000 But you never got crazy with it.
01:20:30.000 I got crazy with it.
01:20:31.000 I'm really missing hunting.
01:20:32.000 I said it to my wife yesterday, but I miss the hangout.
01:20:35.000 You don't care.
01:20:37.000 We have a great time.
01:20:38.000 I started thinking I did something wrong.
01:20:40.000 How much fun did we have?
01:20:41.000 Did we not laugh the whole time?
01:20:42.000 We struck out twice and had a great time.
01:20:43.000 We still laughed.
01:20:43.000 We had a fucking wonderful time.
01:20:45.000 I struck out the last time I went with Rinella.
01:20:46.000 When are we going hunting?
01:20:47.000 Had a great time.
01:20:48.000 When are we going hunting?
01:20:48.000 You're hiking with him because he likes to suffer and I'll hike with him.
01:20:51.000 No, no, no.
01:20:52.000 You've got to come with us.
01:20:53.000 We've got to figure out a spot where we can go, where we have a reasonable chance of success because you always want the possibility rather of failing.
01:21:01.000 You really do.
01:21:02.000 You don't want to go hunting.
01:21:03.000 You don't want to shoot fish in a barrel.
01:21:05.000 You want to go I like looking.
01:21:08.000 And when he does it is the best way, honestly.
01:21:10.000 I've hunted a bunch of different ways.
01:21:12.000 The most satisfying way and the way that feels the best to me is public land.
01:21:16.000 Because you get a tag, you get an over-the-counter tag, you go on public land, you hunt an animal, you kill it, you eat it, everybody sits down over the fire.
01:21:25.000 It's one of the best moments in life.
01:21:27.000 Yeah, Rinell is a master.
01:21:29.000 You know, he really has a lot of the aspects of life worked out as far as being a sportsman in the 21st century and being a spokesperson for it.
01:21:40.000 Right.
01:21:40.000 Because he's so well-read and he's so smart and he's so articulate and reasoned.
01:21:45.000 Like when he makes discussions and has debates with people about it, his approach is so intelligent.
01:21:50.000 It's very rare that you find someone in that world that's so good at expressing themselves.
01:21:55.000 Yeah.
01:21:56.000 He's amazing that way.
01:21:57.000 He's so knowledgeable.
01:21:58.000 He's always got something to surprise you.
01:22:00.000 He's always got something to say.
01:22:01.000 We should go.
01:22:02.000 I want to maybe go elk hunting or something.
01:22:05.000 I know you bought me a bow.
01:22:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:22:07.000 And you won't have me over to shoot it.
01:22:10.000 We're going to set you up with a new one.
01:22:11.000 The one I gave you.
01:22:12.000 Why?
01:22:13.000 Got it a year and a half ago.
01:22:14.000 I don't care.
01:22:15.000 What's wrong with that one?
01:22:15.000 They have new ones.
01:22:16.000 They're better.
01:22:16.000 I'm not getting a new one.
01:22:17.000 I'm sticking the one you gave me.
01:22:19.000 I'm not trading my unused bow.
01:22:22.000 My brand new bow.
01:22:23.000 Well, you have a...
01:22:24.000 Graphite dust on it's still bow.
01:22:26.000 It's carbon.
01:22:27.000 Yeah, you have a carbon spider.
01:22:28.000 It's a really good bow.
01:22:29.000 Yeah, well, believe me, I'll be saying it's a carbon spider.
01:22:32.000 Yes, a very white carbon spider.
01:22:34.000 It's called a carbon spider.
01:22:35.000 Yes.
01:22:35.000 Okay, I was going to say it was made of carbon spider, and they were like, you're a liar.
01:22:38.000 S-P-Y-D-E-R. I don't know why.
01:22:40.000 Like, they use the word spider for, like, Porsche Boxster spider.
01:22:44.000 S-P-Y-D-E-R. I don't know why.
01:22:47.000 Spider.
01:22:47.000 So it's for like certain cars that are convertibles, but it's also for that bow.
01:22:54.000 Maybe it's a trademark thing.
01:22:57.000 Maybe the Spider Lobby.
01:22:58.000 But it's a really good bow.
01:22:59.000 The Hoyts are the best.
01:23:00.000 There's like three or four really good bow manufacturers, but it's generally...
01:23:05.000 There are six-year listeners like, oh, he gets into fucking bows.
01:23:09.000 Generally thought of that it's Hoyt and Matthews are the top bows in the world.
01:23:14.000 Those are the only fucking bows I'll shoot.
01:23:15.000 Elite.
01:23:16.000 And then there's Bowtech, which is also really up there, too.
01:23:18.000 And it really depends on who you ask.
01:23:20.000 I'm a Hoyt guy.
01:23:21.000 I think I got a Hoyt.
01:23:22.000 Yeah, I'm a Hoyt guy, dude.
01:23:23.000 It can't get any better.
01:23:24.000 There's nothing better than a Hoyt.
01:23:25.000 It's Matthews.
01:23:27.000 The question is, like, if you talk to guys like John Dudley, he'll say that Hoyts are better.
01:23:30.000 He said, like, in his opinion, and he knows way more than me, he thinks that Hoyts are the best bows in the world.
01:23:36.000 So I just listen to him.
01:23:37.000 And Cameron Haynes says the same thing.
01:23:39.000 Well, those two guys would know.
01:23:41.000 Nobody knows more about bow hunting.
01:23:43.000 Are you only into bow hunting now?
01:23:45.000 Are you not interested?
01:23:46.000 No, I'm in a scope from from animals.
01:23:48.000 Okay, so I will shoot like if I need meat and I'm running low on meat I'll hunt an animal with a rifle.
01:23:54.000 Okay, but what I'm really into man is archery I love archery even if I never bow hunted again and even if I just hunted with a rifle because it was too hard to bow hunt which it's not and I will bow hunt again for sure and Right.
01:24:06.000 But archery is, to me, it's like a meditation.
01:24:10.000 Archery is a martial art in a lot of ways, but it's a stillness martial art.
01:24:15.000 It's a martial art where you're perfecting one move, this one move of having your arm out in front of you, your hand is like in a halt position.
01:24:24.000 Like, that's where it is.
01:24:25.000 And then the bow doesn't pass over the lifeline.
01:24:29.000 You want it on this side of the lifeline.
01:24:31.000 So it never goes deep in your grip, so you're not torquing your wrist.
01:24:34.000 So it's basically just balanced up against your hand.
01:24:37.000 And then you're pulling back, and you're locking in your anchor point, and you're looking through your peep sight, and all you're concentrating on is pulling back your scapula and releasing that arrow without moving at all.
01:24:48.000 Now, what about...
01:24:49.000 One motion.
01:24:50.000 How bent is your...
01:24:51.000 It's straight.
01:24:52.000 It's straight.
01:24:53.000 But last time I did that...
01:24:53.000 You can bend it a little bit.
01:24:54.000 Last time I did that, the...
01:24:56.000 It's because your stance is wrong.
01:24:57.000 The cord hit my fucking hand.
01:24:58.000 Yeah, because you're all out.
01:25:00.000 It hurts so badly.
01:25:01.000 You're supposed to be like this.
01:25:02.000 I'm very expressive though.
01:25:04.000 If you're like this, the string passes right by.
01:25:05.000 I've hit my forearm before.
01:25:06.000 It hurts like a motherfucker.
01:25:07.000 It's going to hurt a little bit.
01:25:07.000 Yeah, but you shouldn't ever hit your forearm.
01:25:10.000 If you're shooting correctly, you'll be in a position where the big toe of your foot lines up with the ball of your rear foot.
01:25:17.000 So your front foot, big toe, and your rear foot's ball.
01:25:20.000 And that gives you a slightly open stance, very slightly.
01:25:24.000 Just think about it like martial arts.
01:25:25.000 I love this stuff.
01:25:27.000 I love technique like that.
01:25:28.000 Well then you gotta learn from Dudley.
01:25:30.000 Because John Dudley, he's got a podcast that if you want to super geek out about archery, it's a podcast called Knock On.
01:25:37.000 And the Knock On podcast is John's podcast where he discusses like Intricate details about cam timing and arrow weights and front of center, like how much kinetic energy each arrow has based on what percentage of weight is in the front of the arrow.
01:25:59.000 It's like...
01:26:00.000 See, what I love about that is when you master something like Dudley, in a way, you learn everything.
01:26:06.000 Like, in a way, you're learning so much about life, maybe everything that's relevant about life, in some ways.
01:26:11.000 I know you're going to get orthodox in your thinking, your brain patterns will be a certain way, but...
01:26:15.000 When you start talking that way and he's thinking about grade and weight and aerodynamics...
01:26:21.000 It's a discipline.
01:26:23.000 It's a great discipline.
01:26:24.000 What archery really is is a rabbit hole.
01:26:28.000 Some people go down that rabbit hole and they go, fuck this rabbit hole, and they get an old school recurve bow and just learn instinctive shooting.
01:26:34.000 And they just get into just releasing the arrow on their own and knowing.
01:26:38.000 It's almost like you throw a rock.
01:26:40.000 If you throw a rock, you know what your arm feels like.
01:26:42.000 You kind of know where that rock's going to go.
01:26:43.000 And then you get pretty accurate about throwing rocks.
01:26:45.000 But if you want to get really accurate, you've got to throw rocks every day.
01:26:48.000 And that's the same thing with recurve bows.
01:26:50.000 If you have the exact same weight arrow, so if you have a stack of these arrows and you shoot, you know that if you bend it this way and you pull it back to here, it goes that far.
01:26:59.000 Okay.
01:27:00.000 I'll say, well, if the animal's here, then I've got to aim here.
01:27:03.000 And you just develop There's this scale in your own mind of where the arrow's gonna go.
01:27:08.000 Right.
01:27:08.000 But it's not that accurate.
01:27:10.000 It's like, if you hunt an animal with a recurve, like, I've watched hunting shows where people hunt animals with recurves.
01:27:16.000 A lot of wounding of animals.
01:27:17.000 There's a lot of sketchy shots.
01:27:19.000 Yeah.
01:27:19.000 Whereas, like, if you watch, like, John Dudley puts out some videos of some of the hunts he's on, they're all getting shot through the heart.
01:27:25.000 Right.
01:27:25.000 I'm like, 99% of the animals, like, they don't even know what happened and then they're dead.
01:27:29.000 It's interesting, though, like, I was thinking about this because I've been obsessing over boxing, you know, lately, and I like, the reason I like to spar is I don't get, you know, I'm not knocking my head off and stuff.
01:27:38.000 And like, Brendan's always like, don't spar and stuff.
01:27:40.000 But for me, what I really love is the same thing I loved about Taekwondo, which is that with boxing, it seems so impossible when you first started and then like two years, two and a half years later, if you're actually sparring and moving around with people, you'll start developing patterns if you have a good teacher.
01:27:55.000 And you'll start to learn how to get somebody to think one thing, right?
01:27:58.000 So you jab, and you jab low, then you fake Joe, and maybe fly into a hook or whatever, and you learn how to protect yourself.
01:28:04.000 And you can start developing your own sort of similar patterns that aren't...
01:28:09.000 It's a different discipline than archery because archery seems so kinetic and detailed, right?
01:28:15.000 Boxing is more kinetic.
01:28:16.000 It's more...
01:28:17.000 Well, there's more options in boxing.
01:28:19.000 Yeah, there's a lot of strategy.
01:28:21.000 There's a lot of split-second timing.
01:28:23.000 There's a lot of getting your opponent to...
01:28:26.000 You're fooling him, really.
01:28:27.000 You're getting him to think you're doing one thing and then capitalizing on sort of...
01:28:32.000 You're saying, ah, you thought I was doing this, and I'm doing this.
01:28:35.000 There's a different kind of thing.
01:28:36.000 But what I love about all of it is almost like it's not even so much about the doing of itself.
01:28:43.000 That's always awesome, but...
01:28:46.000 I think what I really get off on sometimes is the discovery.
01:28:50.000 Is the learning maybe how to control something that seems so out of control and sort of the discovery, the continual discovery of new things and maybe what it does to my brain.
01:29:04.000 Like maybe that's That's what I like.
01:29:05.000 The mindset it puts me in, and the understanding it gives me, and maybe even the fact that it takes away some of the mystery I was living under, which I felt was a little- Right, right.
01:29:19.000 Learning one new thing.
01:29:20.000 Now that one new thing is unearthed.
01:29:22.000 Now I understand that a little bit better.
01:29:24.000 I got a little bit more data.
01:29:25.000 Yeah, for sure.
01:29:26.000 And now I'm not as intimidated by anything.
01:29:29.000 If I meet somebody who's quote unquote really smart and good at one thing, Whether it's a surgeon or a brain surgeon or a scientist or a really good fighter.
01:29:37.000 Well, a really good fighter, I've talked to Joe Schilling about this and to Donald Cerrone about this.
01:29:41.000 You know, I was talking about patterns.
01:29:43.000 I'd come up with this.
01:29:44.000 I was talking about this pattern I had.
01:29:45.000 And he goes, yeah.
01:29:45.000 And Schilling said, so the difference is I'd probably have 30 of those patterns that I have deep in my memory.
01:29:52.000 It's like Roberto Duran.
01:29:53.000 I can't remember who was fighting him, but he came back and he said, the fucking guy can read my mind.
01:29:58.000 And I think his trainer said, he's not reading your mind.
01:30:01.000 What he's doing is that he knows those patterns so well, and he sees you about to set him up, and he's beating you to it.
01:30:10.000 And when I watched Henner Gracie tie up, tie up the likes of Brennan Schaub and Leota Machida and all kinds of guys in there.
01:30:19.000 I watched him just do whatever he wanted, starting on his back.
01:30:22.000 And I was like, dude, you're anticipating their movements.
01:30:26.000 You already see what their patterns are because you're ahead of them.
01:30:32.000 You're not going to be as reverential.
01:30:33.000 You're going to love the fact that life is that way, that the universe can be that way, that if you practice something enough.
01:30:41.000 And you get good enough at something.
01:30:43.000 It can seem like what you do is magic, almost.
01:30:46.000 Right?
01:30:47.000 But it's not.
01:30:47.000 It's just that you have learned how to chunk large portions of information, and you learn how to be ahead of somebody.
01:30:55.000 And more importantly, when you play somebody at the same game, you're going to see the tendencies.
01:31:00.000 They're going to make tendencies, and you're going to beat them to those tendencies.
01:31:02.000 You're going to be able to head them off.
01:31:03.000 Why?
01:31:04.000 Because you've been there a thousand times.
01:31:06.000 Because you went through the same thing.
01:31:09.000 And the difference between your practicing beginner mind and your mastery mind in that context is vastly different.
01:31:16.000 And I can always tell somebody who's mastered something versus somebody who's never taken the time to really get good at something.
01:31:23.000 I can always tell the difference.
01:31:25.000 And I prefer to be around, not always, not always, because I got some real moron friends that are so much fun, but I typically tend to find more intimacy in In conversation with people that have at least continued to endeavor down the road to mastery.
01:31:41.000 Well, there's very few people that can talk to them.
01:31:43.000 That's right.
01:31:44.000 If you're going to talk to a real master about something, pull someone aside and talk to them about their craft, about achieving an incredibly high level at a very difficult discipline, like a master chess player, for instance.
01:31:54.000 How many people do they have to talk to?
01:31:56.000 Say if Gary Kasparov is at a restaurant and somebody wants to have a conversation with him about food stamps or fucking...
01:32:04.000 Or just gossip, Hollywood gossip.
01:32:06.000 Yeah, Hollywood gossip, right?
01:32:07.000 Whatever happened to Taylor Swift?
01:32:09.000 That kind of shit.
01:32:10.000 Or something innocuous, like, I can't believe what John did.
01:32:14.000 So I was walking down, and then he said, I was going to grab this package, and he...
01:32:19.000 Or someone sits next to him, and it's Sam Harris.
01:32:22.000 And Sam Harris and Garry Kasparov have this deep, intense conversation that fills a void inside of their souls, like fills them up.
01:32:30.000 And it's really hard to find someone that can play ping pong with you intellectually at that level.
01:32:37.000 Well, because maybe it goes back to the same thing we were talking about.
01:32:39.000 They're able to have a real discussion, and they're not as attached to their prejudices, right?
01:32:43.000 Because they tend to be, like Sam Harris is, like if you listen to Sam Harris talk about Trump, his critique is so fair.
01:32:50.000 It's so interesting.
01:32:52.000 Like, he's got these great metaphors and stuff, but...
01:32:55.000 It's not driven by dogma.
01:32:57.000 It's not driven by my team is right and your team is wrong.
01:33:01.000 He's able to be more objective.
01:33:03.000 He's more humble.
01:33:04.000 Like Wayne McCulloch, who's my trainer, my boxing trainer, former world champion.
01:33:09.000 When you're a world champion like that, he's the most humble motherfucker on the planet.
01:33:15.000 He'll hold mitts for everybody.
01:33:17.000 He'll wrap your hands.
01:33:18.000 He's the greatest guy in the world.
01:33:19.000 And he doesn't get the respect.
01:33:20.000 Nobody knows what he accomplished as a boxer.
01:33:23.000 It drives me fucking crazy, but that doesn't matter to that fucking guy.
01:33:26.000 He'll give you everything.
01:33:27.000 He's a really level-headed guy.
01:33:28.000 Oh, amazing.
01:33:30.000 He's amazing.
01:33:30.000 He's one of my favorite people on the planet.
01:33:32.000 I love that motherfucker.
01:33:33.000 And he's an amazing boxer in his day.
01:33:35.000 God.
01:33:35.000 And a great teacher.
01:33:37.000 And a very lightweight guy.
01:33:38.000 So those lightweight guys are the ones that have the real technical skill and footwork and movement.
01:33:42.000 Yes.
01:33:43.000 So he teaches you boxing?
01:33:45.000 Yeah.
01:33:45.000 That's pretty cool.
01:33:46.000 He's my guy.
01:33:47.000 Yeah, man.
01:33:47.000 He even moves around with me.
01:33:49.000 I'll put on gloves and, you know, it's funny how he may be small like that, but good luck trying to hit him.
01:33:54.000 Yeah, well, good luck.
01:33:55.000 Yeah.
01:33:56.000 When he catches you in the body and you make your 15 mistakes.
01:34:00.000 I love it, though.
01:34:01.000 It's so humbling.
01:34:02.000 Do you think you'll ever get to jiu-jitsu again?
01:34:04.000 I am dying to.
01:34:05.000 It seems like to me like that one you could kind of you could actually do it in a way where you're not gonna get hurt.
01:34:11.000 That's the big difference between striking and wrestling.
01:34:14.000 Yeah.
01:34:15.000 And grappling.
01:34:15.000 I love grappling.
01:34:16.000 It's what I started with and I miss it and I love it.
01:34:19.000 I like the way it makes my body feel and everything else.
01:34:22.000 And grappling like jiu-jitsu you can get really good and you can roll with top level guys.
01:34:26.000 When you box and if you want to get good you got to spar.
01:34:29.000 And every time I spar with...
01:34:30.000 I'm not sparring tough guys.
01:34:31.000 I'm sparring pros like my buddy Brandon Adams who can do whatever he wants to me.
01:34:35.000 He's just moving around with me and touching me.
01:34:37.000 It's great.
01:34:37.000 I learned.
01:34:38.000 You're still getting hit.
01:34:39.000 You're still going to get hit.
01:34:40.000 You're still going to take a couple shots.
01:34:41.000 And if you fight somebody who's like your level, somebody's going to get...
01:34:45.000 That's when you actually get hurt.
01:34:46.000 Right.
01:34:47.000 Because, you know, I don't want to lose.
01:34:49.000 You don't want to lose.
01:34:51.000 Even though I'm 50 and I'm an idiot for doing this, I'm still going to...
01:34:54.000 I'm still trying to hold on to my fucking, you know...
01:34:57.000 We'll just move around until you catch me and then I'm going to try to catch.
01:35:00.000 It's dangerous.
01:35:02.000 I would prefer not to do that.
01:35:04.000 It's nerve-wracking.
01:35:05.000 You know who loves it?
01:35:05.000 Louis C.K. He likes to box?
01:35:07.000 Yep.
01:35:08.000 No shit.
01:35:08.000 Giant boxing fan, too.
01:35:09.000 He's had all the big fights.
01:35:10.000 Does he spar, Louis?
01:35:12.000 Yeah, spars.
01:35:12.000 Wow.
01:35:12.000 Yeah, he and I had a pretty deep conversation about boxing.
01:35:15.000 He's a fucking real boxing fan.
01:35:17.000 We were talking about guys like Terence Crawford.
01:35:19.000 I'm like, oh, look at you.
01:35:22.000 Yeah, he loves it.
01:35:23.000 I just re-watched Tommy Hearn's fight with Hagler.
01:35:26.000 Holy shit.
01:35:27.000 And Hearn's fight with...
01:35:28.000 Sugar Ray.
01:35:28.000 Holy shit.
01:35:29.000 And Hearn's fight with Duran.
01:35:31.000 That's my thing.
01:35:32.000 I go, I watch So You Think You Can Dance, the best of So You Think You Can Dance, The Voice, I cry, my little private garden.
01:35:40.000 And then I watch old boxing bouts.
01:35:43.000 And it's my favorite thing.
01:35:44.000 And I watch interviews with them now, interviews with them now.
01:35:47.000 Tommy Hearns?
01:35:49.000 And that jab of his?
01:35:50.000 Oh, it was amazing.
01:35:51.000 Oh, my God.
01:35:52.000 Did you ever see his fight with Roberto Duran?
01:35:54.000 Sure did.
01:35:54.000 Sure did.
01:35:55.000 He was like one of the first guys to flatline a guy like Roberto Duran.
01:36:00.000 Just leave him laid out.
01:36:01.000 I think it was the first round.
01:36:02.000 Or was it the second round?
01:36:03.000 I think it was the second.
01:36:04.000 Yeah, the second round.
01:36:04.000 It's hard to remember, but I remember the punch.
01:36:06.000 Yeah, it was round two.
01:36:06.000 It was round two.
01:36:07.000 He hit him like a piston.
01:36:08.000 Oh!
01:36:09.000 Blank!
01:36:09.000 6-1.
01:36:11.000 145. This is ridiculous.
01:36:12.000 Good luck.
01:36:13.000 And he was wide.
01:36:14.000 Oh, yeah.
01:36:14.000 He was so wide with all that torque behind the punches.
01:36:17.000 I watched Roger Mayweather fight in his prime.
01:36:20.000 Black Mamba.
01:36:21.000 Dude, and he had legs that were about as skinny as...
01:36:24.000 Toothpick?
01:36:25.000 Well, they look like, yeah, 9X cables.
01:36:27.000 They're just like these tiny...
01:36:28.000 I've never seen anything like it.
01:36:29.000 Yeah.
01:36:29.000 Good luck fighting him, too.
01:36:30.000 Yeah, there's Hearns flat over Roberto Duran.
01:36:33.000 Look at that picture.
01:36:35.000 He was a giant 45. Yeah, he was huge.
01:36:38.000 I think in this time, though, he was 54. I think he went up to 54. That was because Roberto Duran had beaten Davey Moore, and I think that was at 54. Was it at 60?
01:36:48.000 Because Roberto followed all the way up to Hagler.
01:36:50.000 He's my favorite.
01:36:51.000 Roberto Duran was my favorite fighter.
01:36:54.000 Just his attitude, like the human pit bull, the stare, how much he loved fighting.
01:36:58.000 Bigger Hearnses than him.
01:36:59.000 Good Lord.
01:37:00.000 Different, literally a different-looking human being, man.
01:37:03.000 Yeah, look at that picture of him jabbing him right there.
01:37:05.000 Yeah, David and Goliath right there.
01:37:07.000 Yeah, fucking...
01:37:08.000 He's a large fella, Tommy Hearns.
01:37:11.000 I know.
01:37:11.000 And didn't Duran love to fight?
01:37:13.000 Yeah, he needs to stay the fuck away from microphones, too.
01:37:17.000 Yeah.
01:37:19.000 Perhaps.
01:37:20.000 That whole talking thing's over.
01:37:21.000 Oh, then I watched some Hagler.
01:37:22.000 I watched some marvelous Marvin Hagler.
01:37:24.000 Oh, he's amazing.
01:37:25.000 Vintage marvelous Marvin Hagler.
01:37:26.000 I still to this day maintain that Hagler should have won that fight with Sugar Ray Leonard.
01:37:30.000 So do I? I think Leonard didn't do enough to win.
01:37:32.000 He's just touching him.
01:37:34.000 I agree 100%.
01:37:35.000 The big questions are, people ask these, but Gennady Golovkin with Hagler, these kind of guys.
01:37:42.000 We'll never know.
01:37:42.000 But the real question is, what's Gennady Golovkin going to do with Canelo Alvarez?
01:37:47.000 Floyd Mayweather thinks Canelo Alvarez is going to knock Golovkin out.
01:37:50.000 I think Golovkin is...
01:37:52.000 Bigger, taller, longer.
01:37:54.000 He hits every bit as hard.
01:37:57.000 And I think it's a little much for Canelo.
01:38:00.000 I'm interested.
01:38:01.000 I want to see what Gennady and Andre Ward would happen with that.
01:38:05.000 See, the thing is, did you see the fight with Kel Brooks?
01:38:07.000 Yes.
01:38:07.000 Kel Brooks had some serious moments with Gennady Golovkin.
01:38:09.000 He did.
01:38:09.000 He made Gennady look human.
01:38:11.000 But the problem was, from what I understand, Gennady also had a bad flu.
01:38:14.000 Oh, he did?
01:38:15.000 Yes.
01:38:15.000 Oh, really?
01:38:16.000 Yes.
01:38:16.000 He had a bad flu.
01:38:17.000 Oh.
01:38:17.000 Well, that changes everything.
01:38:18.000 Yeah.
01:38:19.000 And then Kennedy proceeded to break Kel's, I think, orbital socket.
01:38:24.000 He beat him up, eventually.
01:38:25.000 But the thing is...
01:38:26.000 Kel Brooks is a fucking hell of a fighter.
01:38:28.000 Hell of a fighter.
01:38:28.000 Yeah.
01:38:29.000 But the thing is, Kel Brooks is not Canelo.
01:38:32.000 Canelo's a murderous, one-punch knockout artist.
01:38:35.000 You know, it's a totally different experience.
01:38:37.000 Like, Canelo can flatline people.
01:38:39.000 Yes.
01:38:40.000 And he does it with bombs.
01:38:42.000 So the question is, like, whether or not he'll ever be able to get one of those bombs off.
01:38:46.000 Well, if you watched him with Amir Khan, he'd fake low, he'd jab low, jab low, and come over to the right, jab low, and it didn't work, like, eight times.
01:38:55.000 And then finally, jab low, boom, and just came to the top and just knocked him out.
01:39:00.000 I think that's one of his main go-to I don't know.
01:39:04.000 Gennady's a different animal.
01:39:05.000 Totally different animal.
01:39:06.000 You know?
01:39:07.000 Yeah, I mean, he has a way better chin.
01:39:08.000 But he also makes you pay for things you throw.
01:39:11.000 Because his counters, when you get hit, you know, my friend's a heavyweight at Box and Burn, David, and he used to spar with him.
01:39:18.000 And he'd wear a body suit when he'd spar with Gennady.
01:39:21.000 First of all, Box and Burn changed your name.
01:39:24.000 Well, it's doing very well.
01:39:25.000 We're burning.
01:39:25.000 No, no, no, it's doing well.
01:39:26.000 It's a good boxing joke.
01:39:28.000 It burns.
01:39:30.000 Ooh.
01:39:30.000 Boxing burns.
01:39:32.000 I mean, seriously, it's like you have boxing mixed with, like, Jane Fonda workouts.
01:39:36.000 Do you feel the burn?
01:39:37.000 You get real fighters in there and real actors.
01:39:39.000 Feel the burn.
01:39:39.000 You get some serious actors in there.
01:39:40.000 Oh, do you get real actors for real?
01:39:42.000 Uh-huh.
01:39:42.000 Oh, yeah.
01:39:42.000 Oh, my goodness.
01:39:43.000 Is that why you're there?
01:39:44.000 I'm not there, sir.
01:39:45.000 Because a lot of real actors are there.
01:39:46.000 I work at a glove works with Wayne McCulloch.
01:39:48.000 Ooh.
01:39:48.000 But I started at Boxman Burn.
01:39:50.000 I'm burning.
01:39:51.000 Hey, that's my boy's gym.
01:39:53.000 It's a great gym.
01:39:53.000 I feel it in my calves.
01:39:55.000 They're burning.
01:39:56.000 No, no, no.
01:39:57.000 Listen.
01:39:57.000 I can't.
01:39:58.000 Don't do that.
01:39:59.000 Feel the burn.
01:40:00.000 That's not how we do it there.
01:40:01.000 What are you doing?
01:40:02.000 Skipping rope.
01:40:03.000 I've never seen you behave that way.
01:40:04.000 Your nipples.
01:40:05.000 I can see your nipples through your shirt.
01:40:07.000 I'm getting a little hard.
01:40:08.000 I hear it's an amazing gym.
01:40:09.000 It's an amazing gym.
01:40:10.000 Seriously.
01:40:10.000 Not when you go like this.
01:40:12.000 My calves.
01:40:13.000 It's like lift weights and have a hard time breathing.
01:40:21.000 Yeah.
01:40:21.000 Weights and have a hard time breathing.
01:40:22.000 Lift weights and hyperventilate.
01:40:24.000 If you had a gym called Lift Weights and Hyperventilate.
01:40:26.000 That's really funny.
01:40:26.000 Everybody would be like, what the fuck kind of name for a gym is this?
01:40:29.000 Boxing.
01:40:29.000 Burn.
01:40:30.000 Burn it out.
01:40:30.000 We're burning it.
01:40:31.000 We're burning the fucking roof off this bitch.
01:40:33.000 Well, you're not going to be able to make money in a gym if you just have boxing.
01:40:37.000 Good luck opening a gym and being like, we just teach you how to fight.
01:40:40.000 You're going to have six people to show up.
01:40:41.000 But we like to burn.
01:40:42.000 We like to burn.
01:40:43.000 We burn.
01:40:44.000 We teach classes!
01:40:46.000 That would be a good place for dudes who like to box and then smoke some weed and chill out afterwards.
01:40:50.000 Yeah.
01:40:50.000 Box and burn.
01:40:52.000 Work out and then just get high.
01:40:53.000 That makes sense.
01:40:53.000 Do you ever get high before you work out?
01:40:55.000 Never.
01:40:55.000 Never have.
01:40:56.000 That seems odd.
01:40:57.000 I was in boxing more one time and I was dead lifting 145 for reps though.
01:41:02.000 That's a lot of weight.
01:41:02.000 For reps, guys.
01:41:02.000 For reps.
01:41:03.000 Do you hold that over your head or...?
01:41:04.000 Well, again, I was looking at how skinny my third, my left arm was.
01:41:10.000 You need to get some Iron Man kettlebells in your life like this bitch.
01:41:12.000 Well, I've been taking a weightlifting class, which we can get into.
01:41:15.000 I like that very much.
01:41:17.000 We talk about that Onnit Iron Man thing.
01:41:20.000 But I'm deadlifting and Tim Tebow and Brennan Schaub walk in behind me.
01:41:25.000 Oh boy.
01:41:26.000 And I got embarrassed and I put it down.
01:41:29.000 Don't work out when I'm talking.
01:41:30.000 That's what I'm going to do from now on.
01:41:31.000 Hey, you're sweating under your tits.
01:41:33.000 I sweat a lot, bro.
01:41:34.000 I drink a lot of water.
01:41:35.000 I'm very hydrated.
01:41:35.000 While people are talking, if I don't like what they're saying, I'm just going to start lifting.
01:41:39.000 It's okay, because I don't know.
01:41:40.000 Because I'm just talking about deadlifting in front of those guys at 145. Dude, that's impressive.
01:41:47.000 It's not really.
01:41:47.000 It's not that heavy.
01:41:48.000 Have you tried to max out?
01:41:50.000 No.
01:41:50.000 No, I don't max out, man.
01:41:51.000 No?
01:41:52.000 I don't believe in that.
01:41:52.000 What do you think, if you really had to, what do you think you could bench?
01:41:55.000 I used to do, what's three plates?
01:41:57.000 305?
01:41:58.000 Is it 305 or 315?
01:41:59.000 What's 225, a 95, 305?
01:42:01.000 That's a lot of weight.
01:42:02.000 Yeah, I could do 305 for three or four.
01:42:03.000 315. 315?
01:42:04.000 225 is two plates, yeah.
01:42:05.000 Oh, is that what it is?
01:42:06.000 Okay.
01:42:06.000 That's a lot of weight, really.
01:42:08.000 Yeah, I can do that.
01:42:09.000 Have you ever tried to deadlift, Max?
01:42:13.000 No, never deadlift at max, but I would work out with 450. So what is that?
01:42:19.000 You work out?
01:42:20.000 You deadlift 450?
01:42:21.000 Yeah, I deadlift 450. You work out with 450 pounds?
01:42:24.000 450 pounds.
01:42:25.000 That's a fuckload of weight.
01:42:26.000 You're deadlifting that?
01:42:27.000 What do you mean it's not that much weight?
01:42:28.000 On a crossbar?
01:42:30.000 On a straight bar or what kind of bar?
01:42:32.000 Those ones you stand inside, those hexagon bars, you grab the sides.
01:42:35.000 That's the one I use.
01:42:36.000 That's a fuckload of weight.
01:42:37.000 What are you talking about?
01:42:37.000 I'm strong as fuck, bro.
01:42:39.000 Yeah, that's really strong.
01:42:40.000 But I've been deadlifting for a long time.
01:42:43.000 You know, I started out deadlifting 225, and then I went up to three plates, and now I do four plates, and a little bit more.
01:42:53.000 Total of 9 plates plus the bar is about 45. Well, I'll use 25. That's a fuckload of weight.
01:43:00.000 Yeah, but I only do it for like 2 or 3 reps.
01:43:02.000 What I believe is that when you get to a certain proficiency at lifting, then and only then should you lift heavy.
01:43:13.000 You've built up a good, solid base.
01:43:16.000 Then should you lift heavy.
01:43:18.000 I follow the Pavel Tatsulini Yeah.
01:43:32.000 Look, if I'm doing 90-pound clean-press squats where I'm holding 90 pounds over my head, I could probably do 10 of those, but I only do four, maybe five.
01:43:43.000 So you don't go to muscle atrophy?
01:43:45.000 I don't go to failure.
01:43:46.000 Okay.
01:43:47.000 I don't believe in going to failure.
01:43:48.000 What I think is that you're best off doing less repetitions more often.
01:43:54.000 So instead of doing one day where you blow your whole fucking system out and you do, one more, bro, come on, one more, argh!
01:44:01.000 And the next day you can barely walk.
01:44:03.000 I think, and this is what Pavel says, and this is what a lot of people like, there's a company called Strong First, what they recommend.
01:44:12.000 There's a few people at the front of the line when it comes to what you would call functional fitness and functional strength.
01:44:20.000 And they think that, what Pavel calls greasing the groove, which means do it more often But do it not to failure.
01:44:30.000 So instead of having one workout every three days where you blow your body out, have one workout every day, and you don't blow your body out, and you'll get stronger quicker.
01:44:40.000 Stimulate, don't annihilate.
01:44:41.000 Exactly.
01:44:42.000 There's no reason in nature where you would go to failure.
01:44:45.000 Why would you go to failure in nature?
01:44:47.000 You wouldn't.
01:44:48.000 So how do animals and people and farmers, how do they get strong?
01:44:52.000 Farmers don't get ridiculously fucking strong from going to failure every day.
01:44:56.000 They get ridiculously strong from consistently taxing their body, moving bales of hay, picking up heavy things.
01:45:03.000 I mean, you do that consistently, you get stronger and stronger.
01:45:06.000 Yeah, so that's mostly what I do.
01:45:08.000 So if I deadlift heavy, which I rarely do, that's what I do, and I only do it for a few reps.
01:45:13.000 It's so funny because I did a scene with Matt Hughes on Kingdom, that show that I recur on, and I kind of grabbed him.
01:45:19.000 Oh, he's a gorilla.
01:45:20.000 I just grabbed him.
01:45:22.000 I joke around, I'll wrestle with you, man.
01:45:23.000 I was a high school wrestler.
01:45:24.000 I got my elbows in.
01:45:25.000 I'm moving in on him.
01:45:26.000 And he swatted the back of my head, just kind of grabbed the back of my head.
01:45:30.000 He swatted it like that.
01:45:31.000 And I was like, oh, my God.
01:45:34.000 I tried to pull my neck up, and I was like, that's not going to work.
01:45:37.000 Matt's stronger than me.
01:45:38.000 What a surprise.
01:45:39.000 Well, imagine if you're dealing with a heavyweight then.
01:45:42.000 Imagine what it's like getting the back of your neck grabbed by Cain Velasquez.
01:45:45.000 I wrestle with Brennan Schaub sometimes.
01:45:47.000 It becomes a disaster.
01:45:48.000 It's so bad, it's ridiculous.
01:45:51.000 It is.
01:45:51.000 And then know this, that there's guys out there that would ragdoll him.
01:45:55.000 It's so weird.
01:45:56.000 Yeah.
01:45:57.000 It's so fucking weird.
01:45:58.000 It gets so crazy.
01:45:59.000 If you think equality exists in nature, I got news for you.
01:46:02.000 Do a sport.
01:46:03.000 Come wrestle.
01:46:03.000 I said to Brendan we were about to do a live show.
01:46:06.000 Speaking of which, speaking of which, January 18th, 19th, Vancouver, 20th, Seattle, 21, Portland, and...
01:46:17.000 And then we got San Francisco, February 9th and 10th, get your tickets.
01:46:22.000 But we were about to do a show, a live show, and I go, I look at him and all I said, he was just feeling, he was just, he had energy.
01:46:28.000 And he started pinching at me, started pinching at me.
01:46:31.000 I'm like, hey, stop pinching at me with your giant fucking palms.
01:46:33.000 And he's like, hee, hee, hee, and he's jumping around.
01:46:35.000 And I go, dude, I gotta be honest with you, don't fuck around because I box now a lot.
01:46:39.000 And he goes, you do?
01:46:41.000 I go, no, all bullshit aside, I jam guys now.
01:46:44.000 When they want to get something else, I'll just jam you.
01:46:47.000 And he goes, what?
01:46:48.000 Show me!
01:46:49.000 And I go, well, so if we're fighting and I get in you, and he goes, like that?
01:46:53.000 And I'm in here.
01:46:54.000 And he goes, what if I do this?
01:46:55.000 And he hits me in the side.
01:46:57.000 He just slaps my little tummy in the side like that.
01:46:59.000 And then he kicks me in the leg just very lightly.
01:47:02.000 And I go, ah, oh!
01:47:04.000 Oh, I don't like this at all.
01:47:05.000 And he goes, what?
01:47:05.000 And he goes, or what if I go like this?
01:47:07.000 And he goes to do a double lick.
01:47:08.000 All he did was step forward.
01:47:09.000 And I'm such a bitch that those two little taps got me so on edge that I threw my, instead of sprawling naturally, I threw my body backwards.
01:47:19.000 Like the way you would do, like when a girl sees a rock star, she goes, like the stereotypical, like in the movies in the 50s.
01:47:26.000 I throw my body back and I hit my forearm so hard on the fucking door jam.
01:47:31.000 And I gave myself a deep, Deep forearm bruise that I had to perform through.
01:47:37.000 It was very tough for me.
01:47:38.000 I was very funny.
01:47:40.000 He's a big guy.
01:47:41.000 You're a smaller guy.
01:47:41.000 The point is, I know what it's like to wrestle with a gorilla.
01:47:44.000 Yeah.
01:47:45.000 There's different sized people out there.
01:47:46.000 Now imagine if you're a girl.
01:47:48.000 And imagine that guy is saying, why don't you smile?
01:47:51.000 I do it all the time.
01:47:52.000 Then you understand, dude, how Rose McGowan feels.
01:47:54.000 Fuck.
01:47:54.000 You sexist piece of shit.
01:47:55.000 Full circle, motherfucker.
01:47:57.000 I brought her all the way back around.
01:47:58.000 I was very impressed.
01:47:59.000 Now you get it.
01:48:00.000 I do now.
01:48:00.000 Because you could do that to Rose McGowan.
01:48:02.000 Tell me you couldn't if your leg kicked her.
01:48:03.000 Yeah.
01:48:04.000 I would never want to.
01:48:04.000 I'm pretty confident you could fuck Rose McGowan up.
01:48:06.000 I probably could.
01:48:07.000 Right?
01:48:07.000 I probably could.
01:48:08.000 If it got ugly, if Rose McGowan tried to kick your ass, if you were on a beach and you were competing for coconuts and she was deciding that you didn't deserve a coconut.
01:48:16.000 I'd be such a bait of mail.
01:48:17.000 I'd be like, let me climb that.
01:48:18.000 What would you do?
01:48:18.000 I'd be like, I'll climb that fucking tree for you right now.
01:48:21.000 How long do you think you'd have to go before you'd have to yell at her if you were on an island?
01:48:25.000 That's a very good question.
01:48:27.000 That's a very good question.
01:48:28.000 You and Rose McGowan on an island.
01:48:29.000 She'd probably be very effective.
01:48:33.000 How so?
01:48:35.000 I think she's probably one of those people who's probably very focused.
01:48:37.000 She's got enough anger to drive her through.
01:48:39.000 She would decide that the community on this island is incredibly sexist.
01:48:42.000 Yeah.
01:48:43.000 But then she's also really sexual.
01:48:45.000 And she'd be like, how old are you again?
01:48:47.000 How can you have those squares in your stomach?
01:48:48.000 And why do you move like a fucking cat?
01:48:50.000 You think so?
01:48:51.000 And I was like, well, what about this?
01:48:52.000 And she'd be like, that thing can't be real.
01:48:54.000 And then we'd be off to the races.
01:48:56.000 Oh.
01:48:56.000 What?
01:48:57.000 Man, that's optimistic.
01:48:58.000 I'm just saying what would happen in my mind.
01:49:00.000 I have a feeling it would be like a lot of yelling.
01:49:03.000 And then she would realize she has the only vagina in known civilization, and she would just run your world.
01:49:09.000 Well, listen, man, I let her run my world.
01:49:11.000 And then a boat would pull up to shore and be a bunch of girls that were on a yacht.
01:49:15.000 Yeah, Russian mobster.
01:49:16.000 And they jumped away from this Russian mobster, but then they get lost at sea, and they landed on this island.
01:49:21.000 And then all of a sudden, she would change.
01:49:23.000 Then she'd be your girlfriend.
01:49:24.000 Then she'd be holding hands with you while they're talking to you, and everything would change.
01:49:28.000 There'd just be one guy.
01:49:29.000 One guy who knows how to get the coconuts.
01:49:30.000 One guy who knows how to fish with a stick.
01:49:32.000 That's right.
01:49:33.000 He knows how to get in there with a fucking spear.
01:49:35.000 Fucking spear.
01:49:35.000 Yeah.
01:49:36.000 Yeah, I bring back fish all the time.
01:49:37.000 No big deal.
01:49:38.000 A loincloth made of- Love the exercise.
01:49:40.000 Plenty of food here for all of us.
01:49:41.000 Yes.
01:49:42.000 And then the girls are just a little bit cold in their tent.
01:49:44.000 Can we come into your tent?
01:49:46.000 Yeah.
01:49:46.000 We don't know how to make a fire yet.
01:49:47.000 Right.
01:49:48.000 And they'd be like, what are all those baby turtles?
01:49:49.000 I'm like, well, we're going to eat them.
01:49:51.000 No, they're baby turtles.
01:49:51.000 I go, don't worry.
01:49:52.000 If we don't eat them, the fish will anyway.
01:49:54.000 And then we just fucking munch on some...
01:49:56.000 And then Rose just starts blowing you.
01:49:57.000 Just like, while you're talking to them, just, mine!
01:50:00.000 This is good.
01:50:00.000 Mine!
01:50:01.000 Yeah.
01:50:01.000 Gets super...
01:50:02.000 Mine!
01:50:03.000 There's this...
01:50:03.000 There's the woman who is a couples therapist who recommends to couples that are having problems.
01:50:10.000 She...
01:50:10.000 There's a book that's written and she wrote a book about it.
01:50:13.000 It was essentially the idea that When you feel 100% secure in your relationship, it's a bad thing for a relationship.
01:50:18.000 You should always feel like there's a little danger of your spouse straying because it keeps you sexually competitive.
01:50:26.000 Sexually competitive is important, huh?
01:50:28.000 It's fucking very important, the idea.
01:50:30.000 So for Rose, those girls are her friend.
01:50:31.000 Those girls who pull up on the island in their raft, they were Rose's friends, really.
01:50:36.000 She feels like they're competitors, but they're really to strengthen the relationship that you and Rose have.
01:50:40.000 She needs to know I would never cheat on her.
01:50:42.000 And I don't give a fuck about these Russian chicks.
01:50:43.000 I would never cheat on her.
01:50:44.000 Now my eye may fall and stay on a body part here and there, but at the end of the day, come here.
01:50:50.000 Hey, look at me.
01:50:50.000 I would never cheat on you.
01:50:53.000 I would never cheat on you.
01:50:55.000 She's going to help me.
01:50:55.000 And then while you're saying that, a coconut falls off your head and kills you.
01:50:58.000 And then that's really fucked up because then they're just a bunch of lesbians on an island.
01:51:02.000 That's so odd.
01:51:03.000 And I come back as a ghost.
01:51:05.000 Do you think Rose becomes the man then?
01:51:07.000 Yes.
01:51:07.000 And then she runs those Russian bitches around.
01:51:09.000 She's got a fucking shaved head.
01:51:10.000 Yeah, but she's an actress.
01:51:12.000 They're Russian whores.
01:51:14.000 They've had a hard life.
01:51:15.000 They've had a hard fucking life.
01:51:16.000 They've come through.
01:51:17.000 They're ready to stab somebody.
01:51:18.000 They're ready to steal livers.
01:51:19.000 They are emotionally, I guess, remote.
01:51:23.000 Maybe.
01:51:23.000 From my experience.
01:51:24.000 Or maybe just really, you know, vulnerable.
01:51:27.000 Yeah.
01:51:27.000 Brian.
01:51:27.000 Trying to make the rent?
01:51:30.000 I know how to talk to a girl.
01:51:31.000 You ever see that picture?
01:51:32.000 There's a funny Instagram picture.
01:51:34.000 Like when you see girls partying, but you don't see the guys behind them.
01:51:39.000 Like Instagram girls are going off to all these far off exotic lands and they're taking selfies.
01:51:46.000 You don't see the guys that are paying for that.
01:51:48.000 That's exactly right.
01:51:49.000 Fat, disgusting, old dudes on yachts.
01:51:53.000 Exactly.
01:51:54.000 Those guys are real.
01:51:55.000 Of course they're real.
01:51:55.000 I'll be one of those guys in about 10 years.
01:51:57.000 You think so?
01:51:57.000 Things keep going well.
01:51:58.000 Do you think you'll ever get to that?
01:52:03.000 Like, driving around in a yacht with a bunch of prostitutes?
01:52:05.000 No, because...
01:52:07.000 No, and I've always wanted to a little bit, and then I always come back to my set point, which is, you gotta be a man of substance and all that.
01:52:15.000 It's why I never dated...
01:52:18.000 Super, like, Barbie doll girls.
01:52:21.000 Like, I would always find it a little embarrassing.
01:52:22.000 Maybe the same reason I never drove a really fast, fancy car.
01:52:26.000 There's something about that ostentatious kind of like...
01:52:29.000 I don't know what it is.
01:52:30.000 No, no.
01:52:31.000 Here's a better way of putting it.
01:52:33.000 I want to get away from my appetites.
01:52:35.000 I don't want to be moving toward my appetites.
01:52:37.000 Yeah, but if you're almost dead, okay?
01:52:39.000 If you're 75 years old and you got this big, fat fucking belly filled with carbs...
01:52:46.000 Just giant Buddha-like belly.
01:52:48.000 Yeah.
01:52:49.000 And you're on, you know, 200 milligrams of Viagra.
01:52:52.000 Your ears are ringing.
01:52:53.000 Yeah.
01:52:55.000 Jesus Christ.
01:52:56.000 Your dick is just a hard snake in your pants.
01:52:59.000 You're just drinking martinis.
01:53:00.000 And you have $7 billion in the bank.
01:53:03.000 Yeah.
01:53:03.000 What are you going to do?
01:53:04.000 What are you going to do?
01:53:05.000 Besides help the world, blah, blah, blah.
01:53:07.000 Yeah.
01:53:07.000 Do a lot of humanitarian things.
01:53:09.000 That's all nice, too.
01:53:10.000 But I don't want to be somebody who chases a sensation.
01:53:12.000 Are you chasing a sensation or are you just hitting the gas and headed straight for the rocks?
01:53:17.000 No.
01:53:18.000 No, no, no.
01:53:18.000 Because hitting the gas and heading straight for the rocks has been done too many times.
01:53:23.000 I've already felt it.
01:53:24.000 I've already done it.
01:53:24.000 I want to move away from it.
01:53:26.000 There it is.
01:53:26.000 Hold on.
01:53:27.000 Let me see that.
01:53:27.000 Look at those fucking great guys.
01:53:30.000 Remember who owns the boat?
01:53:33.000 Look at those guys.
01:53:34.000 Look at the girls.
01:53:35.000 Hey, I got news for you.
01:53:36.000 Some women find that attractive in a sick way.
01:53:38.000 Well, they find the fact that those guys are going to buy them a bunch of shit.
01:53:41.000 Yeah.
01:53:42.000 Look at those old wolves.
01:53:43.000 It's like Don Sterling.
01:53:44.000 Yeah.
01:53:45.000 You know, when he had that girl shacked up, he was buying her Ferraris and shit before she recorded him saying racist stuff.
01:53:52.000 Uh-huh.
01:53:53.000 Yeah.
01:53:54.000 No, I think chasing something that is...
01:53:58.000 The idea is to get more away from that and try to...
01:54:01.000 Yeah, no, I get it.
01:54:02.000 I get it.
01:54:03.000 But it's also a sensation.
01:54:05.000 I mean, that's all it is.
01:54:06.000 It's a fun sensation.
01:54:08.000 But so is wanting to be valued by younger people.
01:54:14.000 So when men...
01:54:16.000 Go after young women.
01:54:18.000 There's one side of it, which is young women are delicious and beautiful and their skin and all that.
01:54:24.000 But I think there's another psychological thing at play, which is also the idea of I'm 60. I still got it.
01:54:32.000 She still finds me attractive.
01:54:34.000 I still can get it up.
01:54:36.000 I can still please her sexually.
01:54:37.000 I can still hang with a 20 year old.
01:54:39.000 I can still make her happy.
01:54:41.000 It's a way of telling yourself you're still alive, that you still have vitality and all that shit.
01:54:47.000 And then there's the third thing, which is, look at what I've accomplished.
01:54:50.000 I can afford this shit.
01:54:51.000 This is another toy, along with my car and my boat.
01:54:54.000 But it's all self-affirmation, and it's all, at the end of the day, a manifestation of probably some shit you haven't worked out, which is still a feeling of insecurity, still a hole you can't fill.
01:55:05.000 And I hope I can move away from that.
01:55:07.000 Or you're a fat savage with a martini in your hand, a giant hard dick, and you've paid 30 Russian hookers to hang out with you for a month, because your doctor found a blemish on your tumor.
01:55:17.000 Well, that's a different story.
01:55:18.000 Some shit going down, and it's growing now, and it's starting to cut off the supply to your blood.
01:55:23.000 Yeah.
01:55:24.000 You're getting blood clots, and your feet go numb at night.
01:55:26.000 I wonder what I would do.
01:55:28.000 Let me think about that.
01:55:29.000 Let's just take that.
01:55:30.000 How much time do I have?
01:55:32.000 Not much.
01:55:33.000 You wake up every morning, you set the alarm clock for 5am with Creedence Clearwater Revival, Bad Moon Rising.
01:55:39.000 You pop a Viagra, start drinking, your gut's enormous.
01:55:44.000 It's enormous?
01:55:45.000 You definitely have cancer.
01:55:46.000 You know you have cancer.
01:55:47.000 There's probably some internal shit going on, but your dick still gets hard, and you still got $7 billion to burn through.
01:55:53.000 Your kids are calling you, you look at the phone, you're like, fuck you, you're not getting any of this.
01:55:57.000 Man, I started school, dude.
01:56:00.000 Oh, yeah.
01:56:01.000 Every day.
01:56:02.000 Every day.
01:56:03.000 They're grilling steaks.
01:56:04.000 Mommy!
01:56:04.000 You got an on-board chef.
01:56:06.000 I call every girl mommy.
01:56:07.000 Mommy!
01:56:07.000 Everything is steak.
01:56:08.000 Steak in the morning, steak in the afternoon.
01:56:11.000 Who gives a fuck?
01:56:12.000 Martinis and steak.
01:56:13.000 Oh, I farted.
01:56:15.000 Yeah.
01:56:15.000 Martinis, steak, and a fucking mason jar filled with Viagra.
01:56:19.000 Just a giant one.
01:56:21.000 Just down those fuckers all day.
01:56:23.000 You can't hear a thing.
01:56:24.000 Your ears are closed up.
01:56:26.000 Beep!
01:56:26.000 Just a big old gray pubic mound.
01:56:29.000 Yeah, your head is constantly aching from the Viagra flowing through your veins.
01:56:33.000 Stop doing the E! Why are my ears ringing?
01:56:36.000 Your dick is like a fucking hammer.
01:56:39.000 I guess I'd just do some fucking.
01:56:40.000 You got a giant fat belly with white hair all over it.
01:56:44.000 Just a big fat white, and your dick smells like cheese.
01:56:49.000 Your dick smells like old cheese.
01:56:51.000 Hey bro, why?
01:56:52.000 It's not gonna happen to me.
01:56:53.000 And the girls all have those shoes with the red bottoms.
01:56:56.000 You know those shoes with the...
01:56:56.000 That's the Christian Louis Vuittons.
01:56:58.000 Yeah, that's the ones.
01:56:59.000 Girls love those.
01:57:00.000 That's why I get a heart on when I buy fucking gifts.
01:57:02.000 Girls love those.
01:57:03.000 So those girls all have that.
01:57:04.000 You make them keep those shoes on.
01:57:05.000 And you fuck their mouths where they're lying on their stomach so that the shoes are up in the air so they can see the bottom of their shoes while you're nutting their mouth.
01:57:13.000 I bought this for you.
01:57:13.000 I bought this for you.
01:57:14.000 I bought this for you.
01:57:15.000 I bought this for you.
01:57:15.000 I bought this for you.
01:57:16.000 And then your heart attacks.
01:57:18.000 And then when I come, I go, you're welcome.
01:57:21.000 And when you die, they just throw you overboard because these bitches hate you now.
01:57:25.000 So like, he's dead.
01:57:26.000 He's finally fucking dead.
01:57:28.000 And not even the fish will eat me.
01:57:29.000 And then you get to go through the will.
01:57:30.000 What's in the will?
01:57:31.000 What do I get?
01:57:31.000 Do I get anything?
01:57:32.000 And then nothing.
01:57:33.000 You don't get nothing?
01:57:34.000 And you just drag them by his ankles and chuck them over the side.
01:57:36.000 Wow.
01:57:37.000 The sharks come and eat them.
01:57:38.000 They won't eat me.
01:57:39.000 I'm so full of sin.
01:57:40.000 I'm so full of sin and just bad food.
01:57:43.000 Sharks will eat a shoe.
01:57:45.000 Well, not, I don't know, not my belly.
01:57:47.000 Do you think they'd be turned off by your sin?
01:57:49.000 I think so.
01:57:50.000 Really?
01:57:51.000 I think so.
01:57:51.000 I want to leave behind a very, a shredded corpse.
01:57:54.000 I want people to go, that's a good-looking 90-year-old right there.
01:57:58.000 What if there's so much Viagra in the body, the shark gets a boner, and the shark is just running through the ocean with a raging hard-on, flying through the air.
01:58:07.000 You know how sharks fly through the air?
01:58:08.000 They jump out of the water.
01:58:09.000 This time he's going to jump out of the water with his dick rock hard.
01:58:12.000 Why do they breach the water?
01:58:13.000 They know why.
01:58:13.000 They're having fun.
01:58:14.000 Yeah.
01:58:15.000 I would imagine.
01:58:16.000 They want to see what it's like to be in the air.
01:58:17.000 They're just fucking up some seals.
01:58:18.000 Yeah, they're having a good time.
01:58:20.000 They do it when they're killing things.
01:58:22.000 Or they want to get parasites off their skin, I heard.
01:58:25.000 That's why whales do it, maybe.
01:58:26.000 Hmm, interesting.
01:58:27.000 That makes sense for whales.
01:58:29.000 God, what a bitch that must be.
01:58:30.000 All those lampreys and stuff just stuck to you.
01:58:33.000 Do you know how long the bowhead whale lives?
01:58:36.000 No.
01:58:37.000 About 250 years.
01:58:38.000 Do you know how long the Greenland shark lives according to carbon dating on their eyelids?
01:58:44.000 No.
01:58:44.000 It's a huge shark too.
01:58:46.000 Try about almost 500 years.
01:58:49.000 Holy shit.
01:58:50.000 Bring that up for a second.
01:58:51.000 Bring up the Greenland shark.
01:58:52.000 Do you know they think the Greenland shark might have been what people were seeing in the Loch Ness?
01:58:56.000 That makes sense.
01:58:56.000 Because the Loch Ness at one point in history was connected to the ocean and they think that that might have been the animal that was in there?
01:59:01.000 That's interesting because it would live 500 years, although they live in very cold water.
01:59:06.000 Whoa, look at the size of that fucking thing.
01:59:08.000 Yeah, now that'll live 500 years apparently.
01:59:11.000 400-year-old Greenland shark is the oldest vertebrate animal alive.
01:59:15.000 Yeah.
01:59:16.000 Whoa, what a freaky fucking animal.
01:59:18.000 It looks 400 years old.
01:59:19.000 It looks like a piece of stone.
01:59:20.000 It looks like a stone.
01:59:21.000 Just think about that.
01:59:23.000 Just think about that.
01:59:24.000 Before the fucking United States was founded in 1776, this cunt was a hundred years old.
01:59:31.000 Isn't that crazy?
01:59:32.000 Isn't that fucking crazy?
01:59:35.000 That's insane!
01:59:37.000 God damn!
01:59:37.000 That's insane!
01:59:38.000 That's nuts!
01:59:39.000 What a freaky looking animal too!
01:59:41.000 Yes!
01:59:42.000 But they keep finding weirder and weirder animals, too, at the bottom of the sea.
01:59:45.000 They do, right?
01:59:46.000 Oh, it's so amazing.
01:59:47.000 What are you talking about?
01:59:47.000 A tribe in the Amazon they just found?
01:59:50.000 Yeah, an uncontacted tribe.
01:59:51.000 A Yanomamo?
01:59:52.000 Where are they from?
01:59:54.000 That's the only tribe I know, so I say Yanomamo.
01:59:57.000 Isn't that the tribe that Rinello went hunting with in Bolivia?
02:00:01.000 I know that they're the tribe that when they came back, the anthropologists in the 70s, and found that the ones that killed the most men in battle were the ones that sired the most children.
02:00:11.000 And when they came back in the 70s and told the academic world that, that aggression was inherent and that it was rewarded by females, ooh, you should have seen the politically correct, you should have seen what happened in the 70s.
02:00:24.000 And that is rearing its head again today, the idea of aggression.
02:00:27.000 Wow!
02:00:28.000 That's a crazy statement, man.
02:00:29.000 So they rejected it in primitive people?
02:00:32.000 Not only that, they attacked, there's a Steven Pinker's book, The Blank Slate, they attacked the scientists, the anthropologists that came back, they attacked them personally over it, tried to ruin their reputations.
02:00:42.000 Look at how this guy's dressed.
02:00:44.000 Dude, are you kidding me right now?
02:00:45.000 That's 2017?
02:00:46.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:00:48.000 It's really amazing.
02:00:49.000 Isn't that crazy?
02:00:50.000 Indians.
02:00:51.000 Why the fuck do they keep calling them Indians?
02:00:53.000 I think it's the Aborigines that comes from that.
02:00:58.000 And Brazil's, well, it's indigenous.
02:01:00.000 Right.
02:01:01.000 Could you say indigenous?
02:01:02.000 Could you say Indian because of indigenous?
02:01:04.000 I don't know.
02:01:05.000 But that is so fascinating.
02:01:06.000 Jamie, stop scrolling, please.
02:01:08.000 Go back up to where I was reading what it was saying there.
02:01:11.000 The tribe has moved a number of times since that sighting.
02:01:15.000 Scout expert in the region's indigenous groups, Morels, was on last Sunday's flight as well as previous missions in 2008 and 2010 that also yielded extraordinary images.
02:01:27.000 These groups change location every four years or so.
02:01:31.000 They move around, but it's the same group.
02:01:33.000 How vast is the Amazon?
02:01:35.000 Amazon is amazing, but those fucking people that are chopping down the trees are closing in on it.
02:01:40.000 They sure are.
02:01:41.000 Look at that guy.
02:01:42.000 Look at that guy.
02:01:42.000 Yeah, look at his crazy little hut.
02:01:45.000 They got that aerial view of the hut where those people live.
02:01:48.000 Thatch hut.
02:01:49.000 To keep the jaguars out.
02:01:51.000 Look at him, man.
02:01:52.000 What in the world?
02:01:52.000 What has he got?
02:01:53.000 Tattoos all over him, Jamie?
02:01:54.000 Go larger on that image of him.
02:01:57.000 Intricate body paint.
02:01:58.000 Intricate body paint.
02:01:59.000 Wow.
02:01:59.000 So they're getting pictures from the air.
02:02:02.000 He's got some sort of really primitive knife.
02:02:04.000 That's pictures from the air, dude.
02:02:06.000 Yeah.
02:02:07.000 Yep.
02:02:07.000 Yeah, they're flying over these people.
02:02:09.000 Holy shit.
02:02:09.000 The photographer was looking for another area he was going back for and stumbled across.
02:02:13.000 He saw that hut and then was like, oh, what's that hut?
02:02:16.000 And got in closer and then saw the people and started taking photos of them.
02:02:19.000 These people are living like people lived thousands of years ago.
02:02:22.000 That's fascinating.
02:02:23.000 It's amazing.
02:02:25.000 So that looks like a modern knife to me now that I'm looking at it deeper, because if you look below where he's holding onto it, there's a wooden handle lower than that.
02:02:32.000 Machete.
02:02:32.000 Yeah, that looks like a machete.
02:02:34.000 So how are they uncontacted if they have a machete?
02:02:38.000 Machete?
02:02:39.000 They got that from someone.
02:02:41.000 Dude, look at this.
02:02:42.000 That's the only thing that you see on them that's modern, though.
02:02:44.000 I mean, he's probably holding it up.
02:02:45.000 Look how modern I am, motherfucker.
02:02:47.000 I got a machete.
02:02:48.000 They look fed and healthy.
02:02:49.000 Plots of corn, manioc, and bananas surround the cluster of communal huts.
02:02:52.000 Vegans, probably.
02:02:53.000 No, they eat a lot of fish and frogs and monkeys.
02:02:58.000 They eat everything.
02:02:59.000 Look at that, though, dude.
02:03:00.000 Look at that.
02:03:00.000 They live in the woods.
02:03:02.000 Look at this.
02:03:02.000 Equally impressive for Murrells was the large barrage of arrows that tribes had been fired at the helicopter.
02:03:10.000 Which he took as a healthy site of resistance.
02:03:12.000 Wow, their messages, he said.
02:03:14.000 Those arrows mean, leave us in peace, do not disturb.
02:03:17.000 No, they mean, I'm trying to shoot you, bitch.
02:03:19.000 I'll let you know that.
02:03:19.000 Leave us in peace?
02:03:21.000 That's not...
02:03:21.000 Well, boy, you're reading into it.
02:03:23.000 They're saying, get out of here, you flying demon.
02:03:25.000 Hold on, let me see.
02:03:29.000 The border of Peru are rife with illegal logging crews, gold prospectors, and drug traffickers.
02:03:34.000 Yeah, man.
02:03:35.000 They've wiped out entire tribes in the past.
02:03:37.000 I'm sure.
02:03:38.000 I mean, how many of these people are there?
02:03:40.000 Go back up to those images, Jamie.
02:03:42.000 Look at the images of the hut, please.
02:03:45.000 Yeah, right there.
02:03:46.000 Dude, I want to study them.
02:03:47.000 How many people are that?
02:03:48.000 I mean, if you assume that doorway is human-sized, how many people live in that?
02:03:53.000 20?
02:03:54.000 30?
02:03:54.000 It's fascinating.
02:03:55.000 You can learn so much about human nature by studying them.
02:03:58.000 Well, there's no way to really study them, though.
02:04:00.000 That's what's really interesting.
02:04:02.000 The real way to study them would be have a drone that they didn't know was a drone, fly it in there, and perch it on a tree, and watch, and get as much data as you can.
02:04:12.000 Or just live with them.
02:04:13.000 Yeah, but if you live with them, you'll be affecting them.
02:04:15.000 Because then people, they would know that you're there.
02:04:17.000 The only way to really study them would be to study them without them knowing.
02:04:21.000 Like, look where they are, man.
02:04:23.000 How can you stop illegal logging and all that shit?
02:04:25.000 Don't change pictures.
02:04:26.000 Go back to that picture.
02:04:27.000 Look at that.
02:04:27.000 Look at their little hut, and then look at where they are, man.
02:04:31.000 Look at that.
02:04:32.000 A sea of green.
02:04:34.000 Massive amount of rainforest.
02:04:36.000 And they just got this little clearing with this little hut.
02:04:39.000 Man, that's insane.
02:04:42.000 If you had to live there, though, you could do it.
02:04:46.000 But everything that we have in our brain about what is good in life is attached to civilization.
02:04:53.000 A nice house in a good neighborhood.
02:04:55.000 I want to have cable TV and a fast internet and a microwave.
02:05:00.000 Food.
02:05:00.000 Food that I can get immediately.
02:05:02.000 But even if you can get food there, like they said, they planted bananas, they planted all this corn, they knew where the food was, there's plenty.
02:05:09.000 I'm sure there's a ton of living shit out there that you can eat, right?
02:05:12.000 So even if you can hunt and gather all the food you need every single day of the week.
02:05:17.000 Would you be happy with never performing stand-up again?
02:05:20.000 Would you be happy never watching Netflix again?
02:05:22.000 Would you be happy with no cell phone?
02:05:24.000 Would you be happy with no air flights?
02:05:26.000 Me and my native girl.
02:05:27.000 This is where you live forever.
02:05:28.000 Me and my Indian girlfriend.
02:05:30.000 Yeah, who by the way smells like an African prison riot.
02:05:34.000 How often does that chick wipe her ass?
02:05:35.000 Sir, it rains a lot.
02:05:36.000 It rains a lot.
02:05:37.000 And the rains cleanse the body.
02:05:39.000 What the fuck it does?
02:05:40.000 You ethnocentric motherfucker.
02:05:43.000 She probably smells like a tarsal gland.
02:05:45.000 She probably smells like a skunk.
02:05:46.000 A tarsal gland.
02:05:48.000 Everyone probably smells like a skunk.
02:05:49.000 No.
02:05:50.000 She burns.
02:05:51.000 Well, there's so few of them.
02:05:52.000 She smokes incense.
02:05:53.000 She burns incense.
02:05:54.000 Those tribes were so small because they smelled so bad they rarely fucked.
02:05:58.000 And then once people figured out soap, the population just exploded.
02:06:01.000 Like, you smell good enough to fuck.
02:06:05.000 Hey, sanitation played a huge part in progress.
02:06:08.000 I'm serious.
02:06:09.000 You smell good enough to fuck.
02:06:11.000 For real.
02:06:11.000 Look at that, dude.
02:06:12.000 You have to be super horny to fuck one of these people.
02:06:14.000 They took pictures from the air.
02:06:16.000 Yeah.
02:06:17.000 Yeah, they had to.
02:06:18.000 Dude, that's mind-blowing.
02:06:20.000 I know.
02:06:20.000 Look at that haircut.
02:06:22.000 And this is a guy working his bow.
02:06:24.000 He sure is.
02:06:25.000 I mean, he had to have something to shave his head, right?
02:06:28.000 Well, he's wearing body paint, obviously, to protect from insects, probably.
02:06:32.000 Yeah, maybe, right?
02:06:33.000 That's a macaw right there.
02:06:35.000 But the hair appears like he's got a razor.
02:06:38.000 If he can do that to his hair...
02:06:39.000 Dude, look at them.
02:06:40.000 Or some sort of a knife.
02:06:42.000 You know, they shaved...
02:06:44.000 I cannot believe this.
02:06:45.000 I'm fascinated by this.
02:06:46.000 Oh, it's incredible.
02:06:47.000 They're in the Stone Age.
02:06:47.000 Look at that shit.
02:06:48.000 They literally are.
02:06:49.000 That's human beings in the raw.
02:06:50.000 That's human beings in the raw who haven't come into contact with other ideas and other cultures and other people, and so they stayed that way.
02:06:59.000 Well, that's the argument.
02:07:02.000 Against keeping dolphins and whales in captivity.
02:07:05.000 That these people, and these are absolutely 100% human beings, right?
02:07:10.000 We would give them the same rights that you and I both enjoy.
02:07:13.000 Those people live like they lived thousands of years ago.
02:07:17.000 They have a very crude existence that's not very far removed from orcas.
02:07:20.000 It's just not.
02:07:22.000 The only thing that's different is shelter.
02:07:23.000 They've developed shelter, which is totally unnecessary for a dolphin or a killer whale.
02:07:27.000 So other than that, you know, with all the things, all the metrics that we use to describe civilization, I mean, they have some tools, so what?
02:07:35.000 You know, tools made out of sticks?
02:07:36.000 I could teach a Boy Scout how to make a bow like that.
02:07:39.000 No, there are differences.
02:07:40.000 Sure there are.
02:07:41.000 Sure there are.
02:07:42.000 But to us looking at that, I mean, you're looking at an incredibly primitive form of human life in terms of, like, what we think of as important.
02:07:50.000 Like, how much of a difference is that than orcas or killer whales?
02:07:54.000 Yeah, you mean you're talking about that example.
02:07:56.000 Yeah, that hasn't come into contact, hasn't had the benefit of sort of sharing ideas, ideas having sex, as Hunter says.
02:08:03.000 Yeah, you're right.
02:08:04.000 Crazy.
02:08:05.000 It's so amazing that it exists, though.
02:08:07.000 I don't know how they could study it, but God, they have to.
02:08:11.000 I mean, there's got to be a way to infiltrate in some sort of a way and understand They did a lot of that in Papua New Guinea.
02:08:19.000 They did a lot of that.
02:08:20.000 Yeah, but again, with a lot of influence, though.
02:08:22.000 Yes, yes, yes, yes.
02:08:23.000 There's some horrible shit that came out of New Guinea.
02:08:26.000 Do you know about the semen warriors?
02:08:29.000 I sure do.
02:08:31.000 And they did a study on how many of them actually become gay later on.
02:08:35.000 It's only about 5%.
02:08:36.000 It has nothing to do with it.
02:08:38.000 It's really interesting.
02:08:39.000 But the boys to reach puberty have to suck.
02:08:53.000 Suck a lot of dicks.
02:08:58.000 Yeah, you gotta do that to become a man.
02:09:00.000 Someone should just have the rock fly in there.
02:09:02.000 Look at me, boys.
02:09:03.000 Never sucked a dick once.
02:09:05.000 And then the whole thing would stop.
02:09:07.000 That is how it would stop.
02:09:08.000 That's exactly how it would stop.
02:09:10.000 You'd be like, wait a minute, those fucking guys are really strong and they never sucked anything.
02:09:13.000 They must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of seven until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.
02:09:23.000 I read that it was a little older than seven, actually.
02:09:25.000 That's not altogether true.
02:09:27.000 You sure?
02:09:28.000 Yeah.
02:09:28.000 It's on Wikipedia.
02:09:29.000 What the fuck do you know?
02:09:30.000 I think that they may be...
02:09:32.000 Because in the book, A Billion Wicked Thoughts, I think they start when they're going to reach puberty.
02:09:36.000 Like 13, when they start to show signs, and then it helps you get into...
02:09:41.000 Because I had read that same thing, though, that it was younger.
02:09:43.000 I had read that it was seven.
02:09:44.000 I'm not going to suck that guy's cock.
02:09:45.000 That guy's cock smells like shit.
02:09:47.000 Yeah, that's not a good cock.
02:09:48.000 Look at him.
02:09:49.000 Great look, though.
02:09:50.000 Look at him.
02:09:51.000 Great look.
02:09:51.000 Wow, that is a crazy look from a guy who you have to blow.
02:09:55.000 I mean, look at how human beings, they decorate themselves.
02:09:58.000 Now you're going to suck my cock.
02:09:59.000 That's a nightmare.
02:10:00.000 One thing if you're seven and you have to suck a grown man's dick, it's another thing if he's dressed up like Pokemon.
02:10:04.000 Yeah.
02:10:04.000 Like, what is that paint that he's got on his face?
02:10:06.000 Scroll up so I can see that.
02:10:07.000 That belongs in American Horror Story.
02:10:08.000 Look at that paint on his face.
02:10:10.000 He's got this crazy wide nose, bright yellow paint all over his face with red stripes.
02:10:16.000 Yeah.
02:10:17.000 And he's nutting in your mouth.
02:10:18.000 Yeah.
02:10:19.000 That's a hell of a fro.
02:10:20.000 That's hard to get over.
02:10:22.000 That's gonna stick with you.
02:10:24.000 I think so.
02:10:25.000 Those images are gonna stick with you.
02:10:26.000 Average lifespan in Papua New Guinea for a lot of those tribes is 45, by the way.
02:10:29.000 Yeah, because they're sucking dicks all the time.
02:10:30.000 That can't be good for you.
02:10:31.000 They're eating roots and shitty food and they're getting infections.
02:10:35.000 Oh, yeah?
02:10:35.000 Yeah, you're not...
02:10:36.000 Oh, the big myth about...
02:10:38.000 You know, when you're in the jungle there, you can assimilate and you live it.
02:10:40.000 No.
02:10:41.000 Not really.
02:10:42.000 No.
02:10:42.000 Shit happens like you get a cut, it gets infected, you die.
02:10:45.000 Gets septic immediately.
02:10:46.000 And homicide is huge.
02:10:49.000 Homicide is, I think, the leading cause of death among hunter-gatherer tribes in Papua New Guinea because they just get in these fights with each other and they kill each other.
02:10:56.000 And because you want to get back at that dude that made you suck his dick when you were seven.
02:11:00.000 No, he's in your tribe, sir.
02:11:01.000 That's just part of it, because you're getting your dick sucked now.
02:11:03.000 You have to understand.
02:11:04.000 Oh, you're part of the problem now.
02:11:06.000 It's just passed down generation to generation.
02:11:09.000 Like child molestation.
02:11:10.000 Correct.
02:11:11.000 That's what's really crazy.
02:11:12.000 It's almost like child molestation built into the operating system of their culture.
02:11:16.000 Yeah, some pedophile said, you know what, guys?
02:11:18.000 I saw a vision.
02:11:20.000 You think that's what it was?
02:11:21.000 I think so.
02:11:22.000 But here's the thing.
02:11:23.000 Here's the real question.
02:11:24.000 Throughout history, I mean, literally from the beginning of time, people have been molesting young boys.
02:11:31.000 Grown men would take young boys places and molest them.
02:11:34.000 It's in the dialogues.
02:11:34.000 It's in the Socrates.
02:11:36.000 It's in the dialogues.
02:11:37.000 It's in the symposium.
02:11:38.000 Yeah, how nuts is that?
02:11:39.000 Whenever you consider Socrates, one of the things you have to consider is that Socrates was a pedophile.
02:11:44.000 He apparently was married and didn't partake, but certainly Aristotle and Plato and his students and his contemporaries would talk about how we have nice boys.
02:11:56.000 Let's go back and drink some wine.
02:11:57.000 We'll go eat and kiss some beautiful boys and then we'll talk some more.
02:12:02.000 Yeah.
02:12:02.000 Jesus Christ.
02:12:03.000 Yeah.
02:12:04.000 Socrates, there's no record of him.
02:12:06.000 He famously said, as philosophers, should treat their appetites, their body, with a quiet contempt.
02:12:13.000 Learn to let go of your body as you get older, not hold onto it, because you're going to have to let go of it anyway.
02:12:19.000 So he's the opposite of the dude in the yacht with the ringing ears and the big, fat, white, hairy belly.
02:12:23.000 Well, and so much so that when he got poisoned by the hemlock and his students were crying, he said, you guys, what are you crying for?
02:12:29.000 You're crying over my shell?
02:12:31.000 I'm going on to something bigger and you're crying about this broken down machinery that's going to break down anyway.
02:12:36.000 Have I taught you nothing?
02:12:38.000 Why did he get poisoned again?
02:12:39.000 Because he would not stop talking.
02:12:44.000 He was considered to be a heretic in a way.
02:12:47.000 He was speaking against Athens, against the elite, against the gods, and he was a man of reason.
02:12:56.000 Not so much faith, but rather reason.
02:12:58.000 And so he was somebody who was considered to be a threat to the power structure, a threat to the religion.
02:13:05.000 And so Socrates was considered essentially an enemy of the state, and he had an opportunity.
02:13:12.000 They didn't want to kill him.
02:13:13.000 The Greek government said, you know, listen, hey, we're condemning you to death, i.e., we're looking the other way, get the fuck out of town.
02:13:20.000 Just be in exile.
02:13:21.000 And Socrates said, no, sorry, because that would be admitting fault.
02:13:26.000 If you guys want to sin against philosophy, kill me.
02:13:29.000 But I'm not going to renounce what I said, and I'm not going to say sorry, and I'm not going to leave because I've lived under these rules and these laws forever.
02:13:38.000 And if that's the law of the land, then I will take my punishment.
02:13:41.000 But you guys are wrong, but just know this is on you, not on me.
02:13:44.000 It's very powerful.
02:13:46.000 You know, there's the apology and there's the...
02:13:49.000 Everybody should read it.
02:13:50.000 It's fascinating.
02:13:51.000 Totally different story if you talked in that creepy voice.
02:13:54.000 That creepy whisper voice.
02:13:55.000 Everybody should read it.
02:13:56.000 And if you want to come to my place, I'll read it to you.
02:13:57.000 No, no, I mean just like how he said it.
02:13:58.000 I would not.
02:14:00.000 It's going to be admitting fault.
02:14:02.000 I've been living under Greek love for a long time.
02:14:04.000 Have you ever contemplated, like, what it would be like, I mean, I assume that this is gonna be available in some sort of a simulated form in virtual reality within, you know, our lives, to be able to go and experience what it would be like to be inside of Yeah.
02:14:30.000 Yeah.
02:14:42.000 It would be so fucking enlightening if we could just for a brief moment even, even if we're just for a few minutes, try to experience what life was like back then and then try to put it into context.
02:14:55.000 Well, I think the big factor would be that there was so much we didn't know.
02:14:59.000 For example, germ theory.
02:15:01.000 Yeah, but forget about medical stuff.
02:15:03.000 When I'm talking about the way people look at the world, if you listen to Lenny Bruce today, it's hard to listen to Lenny Bruce today, because you already know a lot of the things he's saying, and it's not really so groundbreaking anymore.
02:15:15.000 But if you listen to him in a 1959 nightclub, you'd be like, holy shit, this is blowing my mind.
02:15:22.000 Imagine being in front of Socrates.
02:15:25.000 Imagine them being around all these people that had so little access to knowledge, knew so little about how the world actually worked.
02:15:35.000 Or did they?
02:15:36.000 I don't know.
02:15:37.000 Well, sure they did in comparison to what we know today, 100%.
02:15:40.000 Yeah, but...
02:15:42.000 I'm just saying in the context of the civilization that existed at the time, what kind of a weird world would that be?
02:15:48.000 Well, I think the fundamental difference would be you'd have a much closer and intimate relationship with life and death, right?
02:15:54.000 Right.
02:15:54.000 Because death was always...
02:15:55.000 Yeah, all the time.
02:15:56.000 And you were going to die probably of anything.
02:15:58.000 And it wasn't formaldehyde and...
02:16:00.000 Nothing.
02:16:00.000 So you died of disease that would roll through and a plague would come and then there would be a war and all this stuff would happen.
02:16:06.000 So I think you'd have a more intimate relationship with death.
02:16:09.000 But I think actually that when you say we do have access to more information, we know more, as in we know more about the methodology of how certain things work.
02:16:20.000 We know that there's a shark that lives 500 years.
02:16:23.000 I don't know if thinking people back then...
02:16:28.000 Knew less in terms of what it was to be essentially human and the responsibility of a human being.
02:16:36.000 So, in other words, if you really get down to brass tacks at the end of the day, you're left with yourself, you're left with the things you can conquer You're left with the things you can put into context about yourself.
02:16:48.000 You're left with how much self-knowledge at the end of the day.
02:16:51.000 When you die, how well did you get to know yourself?
02:16:53.000 One of the big values of putting yourself in risky situations or putting yourself into situations where you need to learn something that takes a lot out of you is you learn about yourself.
02:17:03.000 And I think the Greeks knew that and wrote about that as well as anybody ever.
02:17:08.000 And I think that they understood, like you read Seneca, you read Socrates, and though they didn't have the technological advantages we did, they didn't have the ability to get as close to the rest of the world as we did, they had deep, deep concepts and wrestled with The big ideas and questions that have never left us,
02:17:27.000 that still haunt us.
02:17:28.000 The idea of what is the difference between good and evil?
02:17:31.000 How should I really live my life?
02:17:33.000 What is the right thing to do when everybody is telling me to do this and it's way more convenient?
02:17:38.000 But what's the answer?
02:17:39.000 Am I really just my appetites or am I more than that?
02:17:43.000 And if my dignity and my morality and ethics are compromised, Would I have the courage to stand there and say, I'm going to stay in Greece and not leave?
02:17:54.000 Those big human questions are as relevant today as they were then.
02:17:58.000 And if you really get down to what it means to be a human being, and if you get down to knowledge, maybe we don't know more than they do.
02:18:07.000 Well, first of all, there's a huge problem with the word we.
02:18:10.000 Okay?
02:18:10.000 Because, like, who are you talking about?
02:18:12.000 That's right.
02:18:12.000 Are you talking about you?
02:18:12.000 Are you talking about me?
02:18:13.000 Or are you talking about the greater human knowledge?
02:18:15.000 Well, for sure, the greater human knowledge is far vast.
02:18:18.000 Yeah.
02:18:19.000 Far more vast, far more in-depth.
02:18:21.000 We know more about science.
02:18:22.000 We know more about cells and the universe and the ocean and everything there is to be observed.
02:18:28.000 As far as applied knowledge.
02:18:30.000 Right.
02:18:31.000 Are we living in a wise way?
02:18:33.000 Well, we don't really know.
02:18:34.000 We don't know in comparison to how they lived then because we have tales that were written down and passed generation after generation.
02:18:42.000 Our honest understanding of the day-to-day existence in terms of what it would be like to actually be there, it's very limited.
02:18:50.000 It's also very speculative.
02:18:53.000 There's a lot of putting the pieces together and You know, that's one of the things that history professors will do when they're teaching a class.
02:19:00.000 They'll paint a picture of what they believe it was like back then based on the facts that they can definitely cling to.
02:19:08.000 But as far as experiencing it, what was it actually like?
02:19:11.000 Yeah, well, I had a really great...
02:19:13.000 There's a great professor who teaches this class on the turning points in European history, which you can get at the teaching company.
02:19:19.000 He said something really awesome.
02:19:21.000 He starts the lecture with this.
02:19:22.000 He said...
02:19:23.000 I want you guys—it was the fall of Constantinople, a city that stood for a thousand years, and walls that stood for a thousand years.
02:19:30.000 And when the Turks came in with this hundred-foot gun and started blasting the walls— Jesus Christ.
02:19:38.000 And then they sold most, they killed, they sacked the city, raped and killed most of the men, and then sold about 150,000 into slavery, which means they chained them up and marched them back to one of their colonies and sold them on an open market.
02:19:52.000 And he said, and he said, remember, this is a city that stood for 100 years.
02:19:56.000 It was when Constantinople then became Istanbul, became the center of the Ottoman Empire.
02:20:02.000 He said, I want you to think for a second about what it sounded like to be inside that city or on that wall when it was coming down.
02:20:11.000 When you knew that walls that had stood for a thousand years were finally giving way to this new technology, which was a giant cannon.
02:20:19.000 That it took them a mile a day to drag, you know, and they did it for a hundred miles or something crazy.
02:20:24.000 He said, I want you to think these Ottomans are outside.
02:20:27.000 These dudes are going to take no mercy and they are going to do what they want and when.
02:20:33.000 And I want you to think, what did it smell like?
02:20:35.000 What did it sound like?
02:20:39.000 And what was really going on is you were waiting in your house and they came through the walls.
02:20:44.000 And for the first time in a thousand years, your city and everything you knew was going to be burned, raped, killed, sold into slavery and changed.
02:20:56.000 Think about that shit for a second.
02:20:58.000 And that was a reality for people.
02:21:00.000 That's a fascinating way to teach history because it brings it down to a visceral level where you go, these motherfuckers lived through that.
02:21:07.000 So I think that, the existential possibility that you and everybody you know, like Amos Oz, the Israeli writer, his mother killed herself.
02:21:16.000 And he said, my mother killed herself because in Ukraine, when she was from Kiev, I think, In one day, 25,000 Jews were killed by the Nazis in one day.
02:21:26.000 He said, in her town, everybody she knew and everybody that knew those people and everything she came from for generations, seven generations, wiped away, all killed.
02:21:38.000 And now she's in sun-baked We're good to go.
02:22:12.000 What does that say about not only your very existence, but the gods you've been sacrificing?
02:22:17.000 You're covering a lot of territory here, Brian Callan.
02:22:19.000 You just went through three entire different cultures.
02:22:21.000 That's what it's fucking like, man!
02:22:22.000 You asked me what it's like to be an ancient person.
02:22:25.000 The fact that you could lose everything.
02:22:27.000 I was gonna get to something, but my point was, imagine that there's gonna be a civilization one day that looks back on the primitive nature of us today.
02:22:35.000 With the same sort of like bizarre reflection that we look back at Socrates or we look back on the people that were on the Mayflower.
02:22:44.000 It's just hard to imagine as we're all trying to expand our consciousness and grow as a civilization and we would hope that with every new president we have like a better way of doing things and our government tightens up and our laws get better.
02:22:58.000 That's one of the things that people are so terrified about with this new administration that everyone feels like it's slipping backwards.
02:23:05.000 But one day, you know, the give and take, the flow, the ebb and flow of information 500 years from now, when they look back the way we look at, you know, the attack of the Mongols on Jin China.
02:23:18.000 Or on Baghdad, yeah.
02:23:20.000 Yeah, in any of these places.
02:23:20.000 You look back at the destruction that took place just a few hundred years ago and the kind of civilization that existed back then, and what would it be like to be in the felt tents of the Mongols as they were camped outside of the gates of this city that they were going to hurl flaming bodies with catapults at.
02:23:36.000 They would set their roofs on fire with flaming human beings.
02:23:39.000 The fat would burn, right?
02:23:40.000 Yeah, the fat burns really good.
02:23:42.000 So they would light people on fire, douse them in kerosene, light them on fire, and then launch them through the fucking air, and they would land on buildings and light them on fire from the outside.
02:23:50.000 Well, let me ask you this.
02:23:51.000 So let's jump ahead to 100 years or whatever.
02:23:53.000 Yeah, what's it going to be like?
02:23:54.000 You can live 100 years longer than you are now.
02:23:56.000 You're going to be fucking that robot that looks creepy.
02:23:59.000 I'm 100% I am.
02:24:00.000 100% I am.
02:24:01.000 There's all that.
02:24:02.000 I'm gonna be the fat guy with the white belly on the yacht.
02:24:04.000 No you won't.
02:24:05.000 With my ears ringing.
02:24:06.000 You won't have to be because I'll have drugs and you'll be able to stay shredded.
02:24:09.000 Right now you'll be a teenager, the equivalent of a teenager.
02:24:12.000 What would you do with another 100 years?
02:24:14.000 Try to get better at life.
02:24:16.000 What do you mean?
02:24:17.000 Try to get better at my management of life.
02:24:19.000 The entire experience, how much of it is positive?
02:24:24.000 Not just positive for me, but positive for other people that I interact with.
02:24:28.000 How much better have I gotten at stand-up, at podcasting, at creating things, at writing things, at expressing myself?
02:24:37.000 You know, all those things.
02:24:38.000 All the things that I'm doing now.
02:24:39.000 If I had to live five more years, what would I do in five more years?
02:24:42.000 Try to get better at what I'm doing.
02:24:43.000 If I had 95 more years other than that, well, I'll definitely get better.
02:24:47.000 If my body works, I'd like to keep doing jujitsu.
02:24:50.000 I'd like to keep doing martial arts.
02:24:51.000 I'd like to keep working out.
02:24:52.000 I like yoga.
02:24:53.000 It's fun.
02:24:53.000 It feels good.
02:24:54.000 You do a lot of yoga lately.
02:24:55.000 I do it a lot.
02:24:55.000 Yeah, I'm doing it three times a week now.
02:24:57.000 God.
02:24:58.000 Yeah, man.
02:24:58.000 I think more things you do, the better you get at doing things.
02:25:04.000 And I think the better you get at doing things, the more of an understanding you have of yourself.
02:25:08.000 And if you're being totally honest, the more of an understanding you have of yourself, the better you are at managing life.
02:25:12.000 So I just try to get better at managing life.
02:25:15.000 So defining life, managing life as in knowing where to place your energy?
02:25:20.000 Knowing where to place your energy, for sure.
02:25:23.000 Knowing what something actually means versus how it makes you feel.
02:25:29.000 That's interesting.
02:25:29.000 Knowing why things make you feel a certain way, why they could feel totally different in a different day.
02:25:36.000 Are you going into things neutral or are you going into things loaded up already with emotions and with negativity and then you immediately react from this loaded up position instead of from a neutral position where you can analyze it and decide that nothing truly has any meaning other than the meaning that you give it?
02:25:53.000 That's the book Thinking Fast and Slow by Daniel Kahneman.
02:25:56.000 Oh.
02:25:57.000 Yeah.
02:25:58.000 He won a Nobel Prize in economics.
02:26:00.000 Really?
02:26:00.000 Yeah.
02:26:00.000 And he talks about that he did all those experiments, right?
02:26:03.000 So just about...
02:26:06.000 Getting to know how your body, how your fast-thinking brain reacts and learning that sort of getting a handle on your mechanisms and how even the way you hold your body.
02:26:17.000 So if you're smiling, you're going to think something's actually funnier than if you're frowning.
02:26:22.000 They had people hold a pencil in their teeth sideways like that.
02:26:25.000 And when they saw a joke, they thought it was funnier than if they were holding a pencil like this with a point out and they were in a frown.
02:26:31.000 They thought it wasn't as funny.
02:26:33.000 Or when they were told to take a test and come up with sentences out of the words gray and wrinkled and sunshine and bald, they moved to the next test slower because those words made them think of old people.
02:26:48.000 So the language you use, how you hold your body, all those things affect how you are going to interact with data and stimulus that you're presented with.
02:27:00.000 So the state that you are in is going to influence how you react to something.
02:27:06.000 I think we all are aware of that though, right?
02:27:07.000 You're aware of that.
02:27:08.000 Not about myself.
02:27:10.000 Sometimes you're ramped up.
02:27:10.000 If you're ramped up, you don't want to be exposed to bad news.
02:27:13.000 Because then you'd be like, what the fuck?
02:27:16.000 We all know people who are always ramped up.
02:27:18.000 And they're always having bad things happen to them.
02:27:21.000 And it could be connected.
02:27:22.000 Yeah.
02:27:23.000 Do you ever find that you...
02:27:26.000 I have to guard myself against negative shit because it'll distract me from my work.
02:27:30.000 Oh, for sure.
02:27:31.000 Right?
02:27:31.000 Well, I mean, if you wanted to, you could fill your head up every day with horror stories.
02:27:37.000 That are not helpful.
02:27:38.000 Not helpful and also unmanageable.
02:27:41.000 Again, we're talking about the seven billion people in the world that you're getting news from.
02:27:45.000 You're getting all the events that happened to seven billion people and only the extraordinary ones, the fucked up ones.
02:27:51.000 Yeah.
02:27:51.000 Are the ones that are interesting.
02:27:52.000 The guy who takes that truck and runs it through the crowd.
02:27:54.000 Those are the ones that are interesting.
02:27:56.000 Forget about all the people handing out flowers and inviting people in their homes for tea.
02:27:59.000 All those things that are taking place at the same time don't attract our attention.
02:28:03.000 So it does become a real problem.
02:28:05.000 If you want to look at the experiences of seven billion people, you can find a lot of horrific shit.
02:28:10.000 But if you want to look at the experience of one person, you, Brian Callen, your interactions are almost entirely positive.
02:28:16.000 Your day is almost entirely filled with laughter and friendship and fun and joking around and getting on stage and performing and doing podcasts and being with your family and having a wonderful time.
02:28:29.000 So you can have a distorted view of the world by being too aware of the whole world.
02:28:35.000 And then people will tell you, well, hey, man, you can't live your life in a fucking bubble, man.
02:28:40.000 That's called life.
02:28:42.000 Everybody lives in a bubble, you cunt.
02:28:44.000 That's why Meryl Streep can go on TV and say that mixed martial arts isn't art.
02:28:48.000 Why is she saying that?
02:28:49.000 Because that's her bubble.
02:28:49.000 In her bubble, that makes sense.
02:28:51.000 She could say that.
02:28:52.000 If she said that, if we were all backstage at the UFC and she said that, people would be like, who the fuck?
02:28:57.000 What?
02:28:57.000 What the fuck did she just say?
02:28:59.000 That is so ridiculous.
02:29:00.000 Why would you say that?
02:29:00.000 Why would you come here where people love and worship this and say that?
02:29:04.000 Why would you come here when people find the importance in this sport, in this art form?
02:29:09.000 And why would you downplay it that way?
02:29:11.000 Well, she's in her bubble.
02:29:13.000 Everybody's in a fucking bubble.
02:29:14.000 Of course.
02:29:15.000 There's no way you could not be.
02:29:16.000 To be good at anything, you have to create a bubble, I would argue.
02:29:19.000 Because if I want to write stand-up and I'm walking down and I start thinking about the drug cartels in Mexico and how they kill innocent people or whatever it might be, I'm going to get ramped up and I'm going to go, what would I do in that situation?
02:29:29.000 I'm going to get full of fear.
02:29:30.000 And I'm not going to be thinking about what I've got to be thinking about, which is, you know, whatever it might be.
02:29:33.000 Or maybe I can use that in my stuff.
02:29:35.000 But I find I have to really guard against unhelpful thinking.
02:29:41.000 You should.
02:29:42.000 And that's one of the reasons why I refuse to go down all these goddamn conspiracy holes that everybody wants you to go down and read this and read that.
02:29:49.000 I don't want to.
02:29:51.000 I don't want...
02:29:51.000 Man, you should know.
02:29:52.000 You should know about it.
02:29:53.000 No, I shouldn't.
02:29:54.000 No, I shouldn't.
02:29:54.000 I can't know about everything.
02:29:56.000 I fucking can't.
02:29:57.000 There's not enough time in the day.
02:30:00.000 I don't know who killed Kennedy, but it was a long time ago and...
02:30:04.000 I'm done.
02:30:04.000 I'm done.
02:30:05.000 I don't want to look into it anymore.
02:30:06.000 Maybe one day I'll change my mind.
02:30:08.000 But you can't say that someone has to go down these roads, or you have to pay attention to this, or you have to pay attention to that.
02:30:14.000 It's just too much work to be done.
02:30:14.000 There's too much.
02:30:15.000 You want to find out all the threats that ISIS poses to civilization?
02:30:19.000 Jesus fucking Christ.
02:30:20.000 How much time do you have?
02:30:21.000 Do you want to find out how dangerous Putin really is?
02:30:24.000 Boy, how much fucking time do you have?
02:30:26.000 How much time do you have?
02:30:27.000 Do you want to find out all the different potential gender roles that people play and gender identities that people cling to and all the different types of sexuality that exists and perversion and how many people jerk off on feet?
02:30:43.000 You don't have any time.
02:30:44.000 It's high-tech procrastination.
02:30:46.000 If you do think that way, it keeps you away from yourself.
02:30:49.000 But the Putin thing's a little scary.
02:30:51.000 It's all scary.
02:30:51.000 Do we have more about that?
02:30:53.000 I'm scared.
02:30:53.000 Do we know more about whether he has any blackmail shit?
02:30:56.000 I don't doubt that.
02:30:57.000 No, no, no.
02:30:57.000 That came, that whole story about him hiring- Is that fake?
02:31:00.000 Yes, it's fake news.
02:31:01.000 Fuck, there you go.
02:31:01.000 And it came out of a fucking post on, what was it on?
02:31:04.000 Was it on 4chan?
02:31:05.000 And I fell for it.
02:31:06.000 I just fell for it.
02:31:07.000 Dude, everybody did, but this is the thing, this is the world we live in.
02:31:10.000 Fake news.
02:31:11.000 Fake news is a real problem.
02:31:12.000 Yes, it is.
02:31:12.000 And it's an even bigger problem because what we consider to be legitimate news sources talk about it as a rumor.
02:31:19.000 Right.
02:31:19.000 Like, this is the rumor.
02:31:19.000 And so they don't even...
02:31:21.000 Unsubstantiated reports.
02:31:22.000 You can't say that.
02:31:23.000 You can't even say that.
02:31:24.000 I know because the Wall Street Journal said this has not been substantiated by us.
02:31:28.000 But they printed it!
02:31:29.000 But they printed it!
02:31:30.000 Those fucks!
02:31:31.000 And now I'm like, wait a minute!
02:31:33.000 They are dying.
02:31:34.000 The entire system of mainstream media is slowly eroding to the internet.
02:31:39.000 But we need reliable sources of info.
02:31:42.000 We do.
02:31:42.000 But we need someone who's going to reliably do it on the internet.
02:31:45.000 And I don't think that's impossible.
02:31:47.000 I think if we find someone who's truly, absolutely, 100% ethical and objective, and also someone who's not just going to go after fantastic stories because they make big ratings, but someone who goes after stories that are actually important because they're significant events and issues,
02:32:02.000 and does it in an objective way.
02:32:04.000 Everything's editorialized.
02:32:06.000 All these things that people cling to are editorialized.
02:32:08.000 So it was fake fucking news.
02:32:09.000 This was fake.
02:32:09.000 It's fake.
02:32:10.000 The golden showers and all that shit.
02:32:12.000 I thought it sounded like bullshit.
02:32:13.000 It sounded too obvious.
02:32:14.000 Oh, he likes to hire hookers to pee on the bed that Obama slept on.
02:32:18.000 Get out of here, man.
02:32:19.000 That seems so corny.
02:32:20.000 Yeah.
02:32:21.000 But if he did do it, I wouldn't be shocked.
02:32:23.000 Well, I wouldn't be surprised if he was in Russia and he had some gorgeous women with him and they have video of it.
02:32:29.000 That I wouldn't be surprised on.
02:32:30.000 And by the way, I don't care.
02:32:31.000 Me neither.
02:32:32.000 I don't care.
02:32:32.000 I don't care if he hired someone to pee on the bed.
02:32:34.000 I don't care if he thinks it's funny to hire someone to pee on the bed.
02:32:37.000 I don't think that makes him a bad person.
02:32:39.000 I think he's a rich guy who does fucked up shit sometimes because he's a rich guy.
02:32:44.000 I mean, I wouldn't even think of it.
02:32:46.000 He doesn't smoke or drink.
02:32:47.000 So that's how he gets his rocks off.
02:32:50.000 You know what?
02:32:50.000 Maybe.
02:32:51.000 Covered a lot of ground.
02:32:52.000 Covered a lot of fucking ground.
02:32:52.000 Let's wrap this up.
02:32:53.000 So, Mixed Mental Arts.
02:32:54.000 I like the new name.
02:32:55.000 Not bad, right?
02:32:55.000 I like it.
02:32:55.000 It's great.
02:32:56.000 Started episode 207. Hunter Motz is fantastic, too.
02:33:00.000 He's great.
02:33:00.000 Thanks for turning me on to him and getting me on the podcast.
02:33:03.000 He was wonderful.
02:33:04.000 And Fighter and the Kid, TFATK.com.
02:33:06.000 Come see us in there.
02:33:07.000 Go there.
02:33:07.000 You guys are doing live shows.
02:33:08.000 You're doing a lot of live shows.
02:33:10.000 I'll be in a...
02:33:11.000 In Austin at Cap Cities, February 1, 2, 3, 4. I love it.
02:33:16.000 Oh, shit.
02:33:16.000 That's one of the best clubs in the world.
02:33:18.000 Cap Cities!
02:33:18.000 Goddammit, Austin, Texas.
02:33:20.000 February 1 through 4. I can't wait.
02:33:21.000 Beautiful.
02:33:22.000 I'll be doing Aubrey's podcast there, too.
02:33:24.000 Fuck yeah, you will.
02:33:25.000 Alright, we're done for today.
02:33:27.000 See ya, kids.
02:33:29.000 Always a good fuckin' time.