Nick talks about how he's scared of power outages and how he doesn't understand computers and technology. Nick also talks about his fear of electricity and how it can kill you if you don't know the difference between alternating current and direct current. And how he uses a generator in case the power goes out in the winter. We hope you enjoy this episode and that it makes you feel a little better about yourself and your life. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for listening and Good Luck Out There! Timestamps: 5:00 - How do we become old men that don't understand technology? 8:30 - I'm not smart enough 9:00 What's the worst thing he's afraid of 11:15 - Power outages 13:00- I'm scared of electricity 16:30 17:00 The difference between direct current and alternating current 18:20 - How to survive a power outage 19:40 - How much power you should have 21:15 22:00 What's your fear of the dark 23:00 Do you have a generator 24:00 Is there anything you're afraid of? 25:00 Are you afraid of electricity? 26:40 27: What do you like about the dark? 29: What would you like to be scared of 30: What s your biggest pet peeing problem 32: What are you scared of ? 33:00 How do you would you be afraid of the most? 35:00 Can you be a little bit more than you're scared of it? 36:00 Does it feel like you don t know what you would like to have a propane generator? 37:00 38:30 Do you know what's your favorite thing? 39:30 What s a good thing you would do with your power source? 40:00 Would you want to be more comfortable in the cold weather in the next episode 41: Does it run on propane or propane? 45:30 Is it run better than your power? 47:30 Does it have a small one? 44:00 Should you know how to use it better than you can use it in the snow?
00:01:10.000He was working with this guy, and I don't remember what he was working on, but the guy just got just totally zapped, blew off all of his skin.
00:02:28.000You know, it runs on, like, natural gas and shit.
00:02:30.000Oh, for in case the winter comes, when winter comes.
00:02:32.000I live at the end of a dirt road in the woods.
00:02:34.000So when the power goes out, mine's usually the first house to go out.
00:02:38.000And it kicks right, it's the best thing I ever did.
00:02:40.000But I'm out there like fucking changing the filter.
00:02:42.000And then all of a sudden I look over and there's little instructions like on the inside of the door saying, you have to disconnect the battery.
00:03:34.000Yeah, when that big storm hit, was that like a year or two years ago where the one where there was no food and people were going to Dunkin' Donuts and eating up all the croissants?
00:04:48.000I was on the tarmac yesterday, and they had to de-ice, and then we apparently sat on the runway too long, and we had to go back and de-ice again.
00:05:08.000They used to take a horse with a wooden wheeled fucking sled behind it, and you used to tow that, and your baby would be on the sled with your wife, and everybody would be scared of Indians.
00:06:21.000Well, that was a really good point that a lot of people had when Trump got elected, was that all these people that live in these predominantly liberal areas, like California and New York in particular, New York City and California, They were all like, oh my god, Trump is horrible.
00:06:57.000Not even the whole state of California, just LA County and, like, a couple of bars in New York City, he would have, like, won the popular vote.
00:07:03.000And you're right, they're in a bubble.
00:07:05.000And what's crazy is, like, he's not a good candidate.
00:07:08.000It's not like he's, like, the perfect Republican.
00:11:06.000I was in a fog, going, I can't believe what a sucker I've been my whole life.
00:11:09.000I remember I fucking bombed in Connecticut, not in Connecticut, in Pennsylvania once, because a buddy of mine gave me a copy of Best Evidence by David Lifton.
00:11:19.000It's a conspiracy book about the assassination by this guy, David Lifton, assassination of JFK, by this guy who was...
00:11:27.000He was apparently an accountant, and he was given some task to write some paper about the president or about the Warren Commission.
00:11:37.000And as he was going through the Warren Commission, which is just this enormous thing, many, many volumes, he found all these inconsistencies and things that didn't make sense, and no one expected everyone to read, you know, whatever the fuck it is, 900 volumes.
00:11:47.000So this asshole read it all, and then he just went into detail about how ridiculous the Warren Commission report was, and then he started investigating the actual facts behind the assassination itself.
00:12:35.000Some lady got so fucking mad at me at the original room where I was just saying that I don't think that women should be able to guard the White House.
00:14:10.000But every time, there'll be a table of girls that would, you know, get their feathers on a whack.
00:14:14.000Well, I'm not happy that Ronda Rousey lost, but in a way, it makes things easier, because there was a bunch of fucking people that were going, oh yeah?
00:18:05.000There's a great meme with Sam Elliott, and it was like, there used to be a time where we worried more about the safety of women and children than men who like to wear dresses.
00:18:18.000And someone put it up and everybody went crazy.
00:18:20.000Because there's the thing, like, there are people who are fucking crazy who are men who like to wear dresses and want to pretend they're a woman.
00:18:28.000There's transgender people and then there's sick fucks that also like to wear dresses and go into the women's room.
00:18:33.000And if you open the door, you open the door to everybody.
00:18:36.000Well, that's what I said to these young kids when I'm on stage, like these kids in their 20s.
00:18:39.000I go, you should be taking advantage of this confusion.
00:18:41.000You're at a nightclub, you see a hot chick, you just carry a little lipstick with you, slap it on, follow her into the ladies' room, and go, I identify as a dyke tonight.
00:20:10.000He's definitely got something going on.
00:20:11.000There's a whole theory as to what's happening in his hair, that there was a guy that ran a company that they would take hair, and they would buy hair from people in India, and then they'd bleach it to whatever color your hair is, and then they would attach it to your skull,
00:20:48.000I want to say it was like Esquire or GQ, like one of those magazines, and it was like the secret behind Trump's hair.
00:20:53.000There's this whole investigative report on Trump's hair.
00:20:57.000It sounds like a plot for CBS sitcom, you know?
00:21:00.000Did you see what was going on in, I think it was Chile, there was a paper, a newspaper that had a photo of Trump, but they used the Alec Baldwin picture instead of the Donald Trump picture?
00:21:22.000So it's like these little things they glue to your hair.
00:21:24.000So it looks like the hairs are coming straight out of your scalp because they glue these little tiny hula hoops with hair attached to it, I guess, and it sticks right out of your hair, right out of your head.
00:22:37.000I'm not just kissing your ass, but you do.
00:22:39.000But he would, I mean, something tells me he's got like a big veiny giant skull that would scare the shit out of both Republicans and Democrats.
00:24:31.000If you think about how close we are with communication, about how we can tweet and send pictures and share information so quickly, almost instantaneously, then the next possible step is that we're going to be closer than that.
00:24:43.000We're going to have that shit in your head, and we're going to be communicating.
00:24:46.000Are they going to put a chip in us or something, you mean?
00:25:07.000She goes to me, she goes, but she even warned me, she goes, the Saturday crowd, I sold out three out of four shows, which I was excited about.
00:25:13.000She goes, the Saturday early show might be, they get a little rowdy.
00:25:16.000I'm on stage, five minutes, I'm making fun of Hillary.
00:25:33.000She's going up the stairs, and there's blood coming out of her nostril, earwax, and she goes, this lady right up in front of me goes, you're a fucking asshole, and gives me the finger.
00:26:00.000I've joked around about that before, that she dresses like the villain in every kung fu movie, but this time she took it to the next level, and she literally has an Asian jacket on and some fucking scarf underneath it.
00:26:10.000She's trying to cover up the turkey neck.
00:29:31.000Those goddamn criminals, probably that work for the Clinton administration, they were trying to convince us for a long time that eggs are bad for you.
00:29:38.000That cholesterol, listen to me folks, not bad.
00:30:06.000And he was basically saying that when I cook, that what I'm doing by grilling things over high heat, that you fuck it up because you dry out the meat somewhat.
00:30:15.000So I was like, all right, what does he say to do?
00:30:17.000He says, don't cook anything over 275 degrees.
00:31:38.000Pellet grills are the shit, because they maintain the same temperature, and it's all run on wood.
00:31:44.000Because it's totally healthy, because they have an element, like a heating element in there, and they have these wood pellets.
00:31:50.000And the wood pellets are made, when they cut wood for a table like this, they take the hardwood from that stuff, and then they compress it.
00:31:57.000And the natural sugars in the wood allow it to stay in these pellets.
00:32:00.000And the pellets, you can break them up in your hand.
00:32:40.000The guy's definitely right, because before I was doing it all by eye and doing it by timing, but using a meat thermometer, I got the inside to 125 degrees, which is not quite enough.
00:32:54.000So then when you sear it on the outside, it gets a little more inside because of that, and then when you wrap it up in aluminum foil, because the searing was only a few minutes, and then...
00:36:03.000We went spot and stalk hunting for mule deer, and so you're, like, creeping up on these deer, and these fucking deer are so- What's a mule deer, Joe?
00:36:10.000A mule deer is one of the largest deer species and it lives mostly in the west.
00:36:20.000That one with the velvet still in its ant.
00:36:22.000It's a big deer and they live in the woods and you gotta creep up on these fuckers because they're used to being attacked by mountain lions.
00:36:29.000So like, their ears are huge like a mule's ear.
00:37:56.000She likes to eat edibles before she goes to bed, and our friend of ours, who is a guy from England, really great guy, very smart guy, doesn't smoke the pot, and doesn't smoke the pot at all, and my wife is like, I'm gonna take my medicine, and she takes it before she goes to bed, she likes it, relaxes her, and he's like,
00:39:29.000I didn't eat the whole thing, but I took another bite, and then I'm watching my fucking, like I said, my flat screen TV, 51 inch, and all of a sudden it looked like a black and white 11 inch TV. You start freaking.
00:41:37.000What I was doing, back in the Taekwondo days, there was this guy named Bob Caffarella, and he was one of my instructors' first black belts, and he was just a complete psycho.
00:41:45.000And Bob Caffarella used to always take cold showers.
00:44:29.000Like, when I'm doing a show, and they're hanging on every word, polite, and I point to everybody else, why can't you be like them?
00:44:36.000As I say to the rest of the audience, look at this Indian table with manners and...
00:44:41.000Yeah, Indians in general are very interesting people because they have a caste system that they don't, they just, they have rich people, like extremely rich people that exist with extremely poor people with no problems.
00:46:05.000Do you think he got more than he deserved?
00:46:07.000It's always, you know, it's hard to tell because the knock on some people are they're like, like someone said this to me and I don't agree with it, but this is what they said.
00:46:16.000They were like, you know, well, the only reason why Aziz is famous at all is because he's Indian.
00:46:24.000First of all, I know he's a fucking hard, hard worker, because I played up at Albany, and I was talking to Tommy Nicky, I think his name is, that runs Albany Club, and he told me Aziz came up, he was tightening up for like an arena, you know?
00:46:39.000And he did, and one night he did five 45-minute sets.
00:46:57.000But there's this thing that happens when someone becomes famous, where instead of people, like, even if you don't get it, there's a lot of people that I don't get.
00:47:04.000I don't think they're famous, but I don't talk shit about them.
00:47:15.000But then when you see how hard it is, and you've got to put the work in, regardless, like you said, in this comics, you might not like what they do, but as you get older, you can appreciate what it took to, right?
00:54:03.000There's a picture of him at the game, and he's got a little bag of M&M's, a large bag of M&M's, and he's pouring the little bag of M&M's into the large bag of M&M's.
00:57:19.000There's evidence that if you have a bad heart, if you're an older person and you start jacking your body up with testosterone, doing crazy workouts, your body's not ready for it.
00:57:28.000But also that could be a conditioning issue.
00:57:30.000There's a lot of factors involved in something like that.
00:57:32.000When people go from being sedentary and out of shape to all of a sudden having young levels of testosterone and then exercise.
00:57:39.000Yeah, so when you factor in those situations with people that have pretty significant heart issues after taking testosterone therapy, according to my doctor, that's what they're dealing with.
00:57:50.000He's like, you have to judge each one of them on an individual basis.
00:57:54.000And he's also like, you have to get your blood work done.
00:57:56.000You have to be really meticulous about it.
00:57:58.000I get my blood work done every couple months.
00:58:00.000But not just for testosterone, not just for human growth hormone, but also, yeah, for bad stuff and also for nutrient levels.
00:58:07.000I found out that I need more niacin in my system.
00:58:09.000I found out I need more vitamin B. I'm down vitamin D big time.
01:00:06.000Why do women use so many cotton balls?
01:00:08.000When you think about how we talk when we're fucking around, because for us, that's what gets us ahead.
01:00:14.000Saying shit that makes us go, oh Jesus Christ, you'll say some things when you're around me that I'm sure you probably wouldn't say if you're around other people, and I would do the same with you.
01:00:53.000Well, he was a bouncer there, and people would give him a hard time because of the way he looked, and he was just waiting for someone to say something stupid so he could rearrange their face.
01:02:35.000Because that guy, all he wants to do is talk.
01:02:37.000If someone wants to talk, and what you want to do is light the fucking campus on fire and throw a fucking chair through a plate glass window at Starbucks, that is a mob mentality.
01:03:24.000Because everybody wants to call everybody a Nazi today, and those symbols on the ground, it's what people do when they're surveyors, and they want to mark where the power She's seen swastika out of anything.
01:03:44.000Yeah, it's like, what the fuck is going on with everybody calling everybody a Nazi?
01:03:47.000Well, that's like an old ploy from the left.
01:03:49.000I'm 55. I mean, every Republican that ever ran since I've been, you know...
01:04:50.000I think what she's trying to do is take some of the blame away from her for putting something ridiculous on Twitter and by saying that people tell her to get in an oven because she's a Jew and this is why she's sensitive.
01:05:26.000I'm hoping it settles down, but I don't think it's gonna.
01:05:29.000I feel like this Trump thing is just gonna ramp up because he keeps doing stupid shit, like the way he's disagreeing with the Supreme Court.
01:09:55.000I mean, that's what a spoiled king is.
01:09:57.000Spoiled kings, that's the name on my next CD. That's a good idea.
01:09:59.000But I mean, that's what someone is when they just, anyone can tell them anything.
01:10:02.000I mean, that's what you always say about like super rich celebrities.
01:10:05.000You always hear that about people that are untouchable, they don't speak to, like when Meryl Streep Got in front of all those people and was giving that speech, you know, and she was going off.
01:10:14.000That is someone that never has anyone talking to her and correcting her and telling her.
01:12:20.000You're constantly working on it and constantly, like, reading the stuff and going over things.
01:12:24.000I think any time you have that kind of discipline, that translates over to other things.
01:12:29.000Like, people ask me, like, how can you, like, why do you have so much discipline, like, with comedy or with all the different, like, how much you work so hard?
01:12:48.000If you don't, I know a comic, I won't say his name, but he's been pretty open about it, about one of the reasons why he's fucked up as an adult, because his parents didn't encourage him to do anything competitive when he was young, so he didn't learn how to lose.
01:13:03.000Yeah, that seems like half the fucking Democrats now that are freaking out that Trump won.
01:13:09.000I'm like, did any of these people play sports?
01:16:28.000This is how Louie described it in one of the interviews, because it's like really dark and kind of, he goes, it's kind of depressing and shit.
01:16:34.000He goes, it's like the show Cheers if everybody had cancer around the bar.
01:16:56.000Emptied his whatever he had laying around.
01:16:57.000He went on Stern to explain these people going, Louie's fucking broke.
01:17:00.000And he went on Stern on one of these radio shows, and he went, He goes, every production company when they're doing a production is in the red.
01:17:07.000He goes, I'll go tour for three months and I'll make my money back.
01:17:10.000But yeah, he spent a ton of his own money.
01:22:12.000It's good for you, you know what I mean?
01:22:13.000Yeah, I never used to do specific shoulder exercises.
01:22:16.000I did everything and the shoulders got worked while I was doing all those things, but I never did specific shoulder exercises until I had a shoulder injury.
01:37:41.000It was actually a good show for about a month until it became like a gay cause show.
01:37:46.000Every episode is a transgender guy going, I'm going to take the $10,000, get myself a pussy, and I'm going to get my uncle a pair of tits, and I'm sorry I put too much lemon in the hummus.
01:38:33.000He's making up a bunch of fucking real soft jokes about Trump.
01:38:37.000He had one very good bit that he did recently where they were talking about the ban, the ban on immigrants, and they were like, no one is saying ban.
01:41:11.000I think the idea that people who, if you say, I want to protect our borders, makes you a racist, that's some real left-wing stupidity right there.
01:41:32.000Do you think there's ever going to come a time where there won't be any walls, there won't be any borders, and everyone literally will be able to go anywhere they want?
01:41:40.000I don't know if the world will work like that.
01:42:38.000Well, not only are they not equal, but what's interesting to me is that those cultures that are the problem, not only are they not equal, they're incredibly misogynist.
01:42:45.000And we're all the fucking feminists yelling at them.
01:42:47.000And if you say anything about those, you're Islamophobic and you're a right-wing hate monger, but you're talking about cultures that are incredibly restrictive of women.
01:43:57.000I feel like there's got to become a time in history where human beings are allowed to travel freely wherever they want to go, live wherever they want to go, and the only thing that's stopping that is that some places are far less...
01:44:20.000And that's as close to open borders as you're going to get.
01:44:22.000Well, they're doing that in Sweden and a lot of these other countries.
01:44:26.000They got a little silly, and they thought the rest of the world was like them.
01:44:29.000And they just let all these immigrants in instantaneously with this...
01:44:33.000But my point is not that we should let everybody in and just do whatever you want.
01:44:36.000My point is that at some point in time, that's got to be the way the world works, where you could literally go anywhere you want.
01:44:42.000I think the Tower of Babel, the idea that at one point in time, people spoke one language, and then that God decided they were getting too crazy, and then he split them up all over the world, and gave them a bunch of different languages so they could never communicate with each other.
01:44:55.000It seems to me that if human beings continue along the path that we're on now, How long it takes, whether it's 5,000 years or whatever, we're going to come to a point in time where we have a universal language.
01:45:05.000And it might be within, you know, our grandchildren's lifetime, where people are allowed to communicate with people all over the world.
01:45:11.000And if technology can evolve our cultures to the point where these people that live in these unbelievably restrictive environments and communities can get to the point where they're like the United States.
01:45:25.000We have disagreements, but you're free to go wherever you want.
01:52:44.000But Steve Rinello, who was on the podcast, this very famous hunter and author and historian, he was telling me that there was this famous mountain man and wolf was his favorite meal.
01:54:55.000They say that somewhere in New York, there was some place like near Long Island where they tested the ticks, and they found that 60% of the ticks had Lyme disease.
01:59:38.000But apparently people were getting upset that other regular folks couldn't just go and watch guys fuck each other in the mouth and not pull their dicks out.
01:59:46.000What kind of business are you running here?
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