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00:10:44.000Speaking of pull that shit up, I like this.
00:10:46.000I like your profile because I think you get lumped into like a lot of really fucked up, crazy people because you've got some controversial ideas.
00:11:18.000I just did that about a week ago, but in this day and age, we're in a weird era where it's like a philosophy age.
00:11:24.000We're all Romans all of a sudden, like Socrates sitting here philosophizing, and you kind of have to make everyone know exactly where you stand on this spectrum.
00:11:33.000Because if you're slightly right of center, you're alt-right and you're a Nazi.
00:11:38.000You go, no, those guys hate me, but I hate these guys, so I'm here.
00:11:47.000And the idea that, you know, I know I've lived in the city since I was 18, so I've been around gays for a quarter century, and I think of these guys I know that have been together for 10 years, and I go, so let me get this straight.
00:11:58.000These two are going to break up, according to you, an evangelical person, and then they're just going to make out with some chick with blonde hair and eat her out.
00:12:06.000And like, fuck her and have a boner and pray to God.
00:13:54.000Well, here's the deal, and this is a mistake Milo made.
00:13:57.000You have to acknowledge that what you're talking about is fucked up and horrible and wrong, but you just so happen to have not had a bad experience within those parameters.
00:14:12.000Which, by the way, happens for some strange people.
00:14:14.000Okay, so if you're one of those women and you're about to say that, you have to understand that we're going into a very dangerous place right now.
00:14:21.000And you can't say, look, some rapes are absolutely fabulous and women have come from them.
00:14:25.000You have to say, this is fucking horrible.
00:15:08.000There's the Father Michael thing, and I don't know if I believe that.
00:15:11.000I think that's just a, I've heard him say that joke a few times where he's like, I never would have given such good head if it wasn't for Father Michael.
00:15:17.000So you think that might be something that he's constructed?
00:16:54.000And there's definitely a performance piece to a lot of what he does.
00:16:59.000What's really interesting is he's very good at riling people up.
00:17:03.000He's obviously very good at getting people upset.
00:17:05.000And in doing so, he's created these sort of false narratives about him, that he's a Nazi, that he promotes genocide.
00:17:14.000I mean, there were so many people outside the Berkeley thing that were screaming, calling him a Nazi, and saying he's a fascist, when they, in fact, were behaving in very authoritarian, fascist ways.
00:18:01.000But the problem is the way they're reacting to it is the absolute wrong way to react to someone who's saying something that you don't agree with.
00:18:30.000Well, I don't think it even should just be a Q ⁇ A. I mean, I think it should be real clear.
00:18:36.000There should be someone who shouldn't just rely on the audience to come up with some sort of a response.
00:18:42.000I think if you're going to have someone as controversial as Milo and you are so opposed to it that you're willing to throw bricks through Starbucks windows and light cop cars on fire, there should be someone that can speak for your side.
00:19:20.000And it goes back and forth and back and forth.
00:19:22.000And all conflict pretty much goes that way.
00:19:26.000You have conflict and then someone responds to that conflict and it escalates.
00:19:29.000So if you have this thing where you start throwing bricks through windows and lighting cop cars on fire and stopping people from talking and hitting people that have make Bitcoin great again hats, did you see that girl who got maced in the face?
00:19:47.000When you keep escalating the violence, you become a them, you become the other, you become the enemy, and you create this polarizing atmosphere that's so intense that no dialogue is going to fix it now because you're the enemy.
00:20:02.000You're talking about the North versus the South.
00:20:04.000You're talking about, you know, the Protestants versus the Catholics.
00:20:07.000You create this horrific environment where it's almost impossible to avoid violence.
00:21:19.000I was going to say this Nazi that you've made Milo and I out to be, who wants genocide and who sees non-whites as inhuman, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, homophobic, sexist, whatever.
00:21:34.000First of all, that guy should be allowed to talk if he existed, but he doesn't exist.
00:21:58.000But Milo has said some very inflammatory things about, in a very generalizing way, about women and about the wage gap and about all sorts of things that he designs his words and his phrases to be inflammatory so he gets the most response and it's been incredibly profitable.
00:22:17.000I mean, up until Harper Collins pulled his book deal, he had a $250,000 book advance.
00:22:22.000His book was number one on Amazon just sheerly through controversy.
00:22:27.000I mean through pre-sales and controversy.
00:22:29.000So it's a strategy in a lot of ways and it's also a response to this really hard stance that the far left is taking, this anti-free speech stance.
00:22:41.000Right, but always with these cases you go, what exactly did he say?
00:22:44.000I always say this to people who bitch about any culture.
00:22:46.000I go, what sentence in what book is factually incorrect?
00:23:15.000So the left is willfully ignorant of humor when it comes to Milo and with Trump too.
00:23:20.000Like with the grab the pussy thing, which they had a whole fucking parade about, and they still wear these dumb wool hats to look like a pussy, which is a joke he said on a bus.
00:23:28.000So you're wearing a dumb joke on your head.
00:23:31.000They know that he doesn't want to have a new policy called the pussy grabbing statute, but they are willfully hiding their sense of humor so they can take things literally and go off on a tirade about this.
00:23:42.000Well, I think they're shocked that we've been fed our entire life politicians that speak in a statesmanly-like way, a very predetermined, planned-out way, where they have pauses in their speech.
00:23:58.000Like Obama, when he speaks, he has some very non-normal patterns to his behavior.
00:24:05.000Like those things that people do, the showmanship of being a president, that it's all designed to comfort you and have you think that this person is clearly different than anyone you know.
00:24:48.000You know, that doesn't necessarily mean anything, but people are pointing to it like it's this horrible moment where this president, essentially all he did was run out of words.
00:24:58.000The fucking guy is probably working 16 hours a day.
00:25:20.000Like, I'm almost 50, and I'm fucking tired all the time.
00:25:22.000How's this guy who's 20 years older than me going to deal with the stress of running the biggest economy, the biggest military, the most insane country the world has ever known?
00:25:36.000I mean, that's what the United States is.
00:25:38.000Yeah, they say Maggie Thatcher slept four hours a night.
00:25:40.000Four hours a night repeatedly starts to chip away at your psyche.
00:26:01.000So I said, okay, I'm bringing in Rodney Dangerfield from Caddyshack, and he's just going to be a wrecking ball.
00:26:06.000And when Huffington Post says we're putting Trump in the entertainment section instead of the news section, Rodney and Cruz wouldn't have said anything.
00:26:13.000Trump says, and Ann Coulter points this out in her book, In Trump We Trust, Trump goes, Ariana Huffington, didn't your husband leave you for a man?
00:26:20.000Yeah, I think he made the right choice.
00:26:57.000Not factually incorrect, but extremely offensive to people.
00:27:00.000Like the 13-year-old boy comment, like the thing about sort of normalizing relationships between grown men and 13-year-old boys.
00:27:09.000You know, I think a big part of why he even says that is because he's in many ways like a natural contrarian and in many ways a guy who wants to get a rise out of people.
00:28:24.000Well, the fact that there's no equivalent for a man shows you that there's a different standard.
00:28:27.000And then with gays, it is different too.
00:28:30.000Like 13-year-old and an older person, right?
00:28:33.000If it's a girl and a 40-year-old teacher, I want to take him in the parking lot and beat him till he has a weird, he walks weird for the rest of his life.
00:28:40.000If it's a woman and a boy, I don't want to murder her.
00:28:57.000But if a gay is known as a slud in the future, like say a 19-year-old fucks 200 people, as a woman, no one wants to go near.
00:29:04.000As a gay, you've been around the block.
00:29:08.000Yeah, there's not the same consequences for sure.
00:29:10.000And I had a bid in my act about, I don't know if you remember this commercial, but there was a commercial, a Just for Men commercial, where there was a baby that was driving a Porsche, a baby with a beard, and there was a grown woman next to the baby.
00:29:24.000And the baby has like a tuxedo on, and it's like, you've always wanted the biggest, baddest beard.
00:29:29.000And the baby goes to the nightclub, and the bouncer looks at him and winks at him.
00:30:08.000There's a little baby girl and she goes out to a room full of guys who are wearing Tarzan skirts and they're all swinging dicks around her and she's got a bottle and they're all fighting for her attention and kissing her on the cheek.
00:30:28.000And that commercial is proof positive that we have a completely different attitude towards a grown woman who's hot as fuck and a little baby.
00:30:52.000She's hot and he looks like a man, so fucking let it ride.
00:30:56.000If that movie was reversed and it was a young girl that all of a sudden was in a sexual woman's body and the guy was fucking her, she's like, I don't know.
00:33:04.000You know, if she had caught me like a year or two later, I probably would have fucked her.
00:33:08.000But at that stage, I was baffled because I had like zero sexual experience.
00:33:14.000And then all of a sudden, a woman, a 21-year-old woman with tits who smoked cigarettes, and she was making out with me and taking me up to a room.
00:34:10.000I've heard the babysitter story before, where it's like, you know, you're 13, she's 18, and next thing you know, you're making out with her.
00:34:39.000And this is like, this is one of the things that came up in the Milo conversation too, where he was saying that it's not that big a deal if a man grabs a woman's tit and she doesn't want him to.
00:34:49.000I'm like, well, that's sexual assault.
00:34:50.000If a woman grabs my dick and I don't want her to, that might be sexual assault, but I'm not in danger.
00:36:48.000But you feel like there should be different laws for different people.
00:36:50.000And when you say we're all exactly the same, well, the next thing you know, women are getting punched one-on-one and they're not as strong as men, so they're getting fucking beaten up.
00:36:59.000Or you're telling women they're invincible.
00:37:01.000They're going out and getting shit-faced like you and I do.
00:37:16.000Well, there's a narrative, whether or not people are aware of it, but there is something that is actually being thrown around as being a viable narrative.
00:37:26.000And that is that there's no biological difference between men and women.
00:37:31.000There's no biological difference between the sexes.
00:37:34.000And when you see people say it, I saw, there was a debate that Jordan Peterson had, and one of the people that he was debating was a professor from the University of Toronto.
00:37:47.000And it was a gender equality professor or something along that, some bizarre discipline.
00:38:03.000Anyway, it's a very feminine man, whatever it is.
00:38:06.000And it seems like a woman that became a man.
00:38:09.000And it, she, he, whichever, however, Z. Z. Z. Whatever.
00:38:15.000Z. And literally arguing, knowing that this is going to be broadcast, knowing this is going to be on television, on the internet, saying that there's no difference.
00:39:35.000Well, I gotten shit for saying it because there was a man who transitioned to a woman after 30 years of being a woman, after fathering a child, being in the military, the whole deal, living life as a man, became a woman for two years and then started having MMA fights with women and not telling them that he was a woman for 30 years or she was a woman for 30 years and then became a woman.
00:41:42.000The other version of that is the your daughter.
00:41:44.000They always inevitably, especially with journalists, I'll be talking about sexism, blah, blah, blah.
00:41:49.000And they'll go, what if your daughter was blah, blah, blah.
00:41:52.000And I go, you're trying to make me irrational by bringing my daughter.
00:41:56.000I'm not accusing you of this, but it's like these liberals have these tricks where like, what if a girl was raped by her father and she got pregnant?
00:42:21.000He was the guy, he was arrested for performing late-term abortions, and they discovered that it was...
00:42:36.000Now, I understand what you're saying, that you don't want to get roped into any crazy sort of hypothetical scenario where you say, what if it was your daughter and she was raped by some convict who just got out of children?
00:42:49.000Yeah, I know you don't want to get into that, but in certain circumstances, I really think there is a difference between someone who's pregnant for three weeks and someone who's pregnant for five months.
00:44:13.000I have a friend, my friend Tony, Tony Zara from Columbus, Ohio, good buddy of mine, who's a great guy, but he's also a wise man.
00:44:21.000And he has had this theory about psychotic and erotic.
00:44:25.000And that they're almost basically almost interchangeable, that they sort of rotate on each other's axis.
00:44:32.000And that when you get, like, we've all had gals from the past that were just like, whoa, you know, you leave their apartment, you go, holy shit.
00:45:22.000You're like, whoa, where are we going?
00:45:25.000With Anthony, she was that and then some and already was like framing little kids who were at the house.
00:45:34.000Like, I think she got, one of them got marker on him and, or she, she put sparkles in his hair or something.
00:45:39.000And the mother goes, what the hell's going on with your hair?
00:45:40.000You got, that's going to take forever to get out.
00:45:42.000And she goes, It was her, and blamed some 10-year-old evil, evil, dark shit she had done.
00:45:48.000But that being said, so that's going too far, but I do agree wholeheartedly.
00:45:52.000And when my friends tell me they dump some bitch because she's crazy, I get mad at them because I go, you crazy bitches are the best sex you'll ever have in your life.
00:46:00.000If she's not calling the cops, then keep fucking her.
00:46:09.000Get to the point where they call the cops.
00:46:10.000Sex should be right before the, you should see the judge in the room floating above your head going with the gavel like, I'm not sure not yet.
00:46:25.000And here's another reality, a super uncomfortable reality.
00:46:28.000And this is in no, I want to just get real clear about this.
00:46:30.000This is in no way condoning any form of rape or any form of sexual assault or any form of doing anything to anyone, male or female, against their will.
00:46:42.000That said, there are women who undeniably have rape fantasies.
00:46:51.000Margaret Atwood talks about that and she says, yes, but in our rape fantasies, it's not a guy with a ski mask who jumps out of a bush, fat and ugly.
00:48:41.000You're getting that water in your mouth.
00:48:43.000When you're crawling around, that same shit that you would get in your intestinal tract, you're going to get in your mouth and you're going to get sick as fuck, okay?
00:48:50.000So be goddamn careful when you're doing those things.
00:49:04.000They've gotten like some serious intestinal disorders from drinking water.
00:49:08.000Yeah, well, you're out in the mountains.
00:49:09.000You go out in the mountains and like they don't bring water with them or their water filter breaks or they put these iodine tablets in the water, but they don't wait long enough.
00:49:18.000And you're getting these live bacteria in your body and they wreak havoc with your system.
00:52:37.000I think there's a lot of endorphins that are being exchanged and there's a lot of arousal chemicals that are excreted when you're with that person that are extremely potent.
00:52:47.000And when the person's not there, there's this deep need to get to that person again, just like a drug, just like someone who's got hooked on pain pills and you just, you have to get the pills.
00:53:00.000And I remember when I was in, when I was like 18, my girlfriend broke up with me and I just graduated from high school and I was really lost and confused.
00:53:07.000And when she broke up with me, I was devastated.
00:53:10.000I couldn't believe I had to be without her.
00:53:12.000And it was very much like withdrawal from a drug.
00:53:16.000It was like probably the worst breakup for me ever because it was the first one, you know, and I was like, I can't believe this.
00:53:43.000Sort of, but you also learn, to me, I've always been fascinated by psychology and fascinated by the inner workings of the mind and the tricks the mind plays on you.
00:53:52.000Because all throughout high school, from age 15 on, I was competing in martial arts tournaments and they were terrifying.
00:55:25.000If I went up to my wife and said, show me your tits, she'd say, fuck off.
00:55:27.000So you're constantly wooing them and courting them.
00:55:29.000And I had a buddy who got divorced recently and he said, I just found myself having to draw lines in the sand and make these parameters around how I can be treated and how I can be spoken to.
00:55:38.000And he goes, I've never had to do that before.
00:55:40.000And I go, dude, that's what marriage is.
00:56:00.000We're going to meet Don Barris and go upstairs and blah, blah, blah.
00:56:03.000So I was giving her some democracy, but also taking the reins.
00:56:06.000And it's a push and pull that we've been married, we've known each other since 2001, but it's constantly like this first date, trying to get in her pants, watch the real housewives, pretend I care about that chick who has Pinot Grigio all the time.
00:56:24.000No, if you are, you have a very strange relationship, and you're probably not going to be satisfied with it because that's part of what's going on in a relationship is that wooing is also like kind of that wooing and courting and being nice to each other.
00:56:36.000It's very important to like how the whole thing works.
00:59:56.000You get arrested in a serious violent fight, so you're promoting some sort of major altercation.
01:00:02.000You shouldn't, you should erase that part.
01:00:04.000Well, we don't encourage it, but if you're defending, like at the Berkeley thing with Milo, my guys, 14 of them just walked into a mob of 200 people and said, I thought you guys were tough.
01:01:06.000And someone sprays her in the face with pepper spray.
01:01:08.000I mean, it's like, how, in any way, how could you ever, in any other scenario, justify beating a woman publicly for doing nothing but representing what you think is offensive?
01:01:23.000And you're even wrong about what she's representing.
01:01:26.000Here's the problem with what you're doing, and I did this too much too.
01:01:29.000You're intellectualizing a fashion movement.
01:01:32.000This is the mods and the rockers in Brighton Beach in 1961, just fighting each other because one likes Elvis and the other likes the Who.
01:01:41.000And if you were to sit down with this mod and this rocker and say, have a debate, they wouldn't say anything.
01:03:40.000And you should be able to consider why they disagree and see if there's any merit in that.
01:03:45.000The problem with what you're saying is you're implying that these are all informed people, right and left, and they need to hash out ideas.
01:03:58.000Look at Pat Buchanan versus Sean Hannity or Peter Brimelow versus some open borders libertarian like Matt Walsh or something or someone from the Wall Street Journal.
01:04:09.000All the inner right fights are fascinating to me.
01:04:30.000Jared Taylor, John Derbyshire, all these, even Richard Spencer, all these far-right guys have made it clear they'd love to argue with anyone on the other side.
01:04:39.000And the other side knows that they will lose because their foundation isn't truth or information.
01:05:05.000And she was on Carlson Tucker Carlson's show, and she was talking about fascism, and She said that Milo is homophobic, even though he's fucking gay.
01:05:14.000Yeah, he's a racist homophobe who sucks black cocks.
01:05:18.000And she was also saying that he promotes genocide.
01:05:21.000Like, you can't just throw those labels out, and that that, I mean, it's a clear example of what we're talking about because those labels allow her to do anything necessary to get you out of the mix.
01:05:36.000That's authoritative thinking, authoritarian thinking in a way that's eliminating someone else from expressing themselves because you have deemed them unworthy of expressing themselves.
01:07:01.000Like, are you talking about the Cuban revolution?
01:07:03.000The irony is, by the way, whenever you start describing their universe, you end up describing Venezuela, Cuba, socialist countries, or you end up describing the Middle East.
01:07:13.000He's going to start stoning women to death who are rape victims.
01:07:17.000You have your villains right there, but you're purposely ignoring them.
01:07:20.000And the other thing that's going on here, which is still a theory I'm working on, but there seems to be a disturbing peek at what a matriarchy would be like.
01:07:29.000And I'm seeing a lot of women in these movements who are sort of vindictive and cruel.
01:07:37.000And like this woman we're talking about, you know, you watch these videos and you hear like, fuck him up, get him, get him.
01:07:43.000These women voices from behind the crowd.
01:09:07.000And they climb on top of the males and they fuck them.
01:09:10.000And the speculation, there's a lot of speculation as to why the females are bigger, but one of them is that they think that she has to be bigger because hyenas are so goddamn ruthless, they eat their babies.
01:09:29.000I mean, there's no more, you know, no pun intended dog-eat-dog world than a fucking hyena world.
01:09:35.000You're out there fighting for scraps with lions.
01:09:38.000Well, I actually have described Antifa and these people as hyenas because that thing I was talking about at Berkeley where our guys went in and said, I thought you guys were like tough or something was his exact quote.
01:10:40.000And if this keeps going and these protests, especially the things like the Milo protests, I mean, maybe now that Milo has been humiliated and at least temporarily sidetracked or put down for a bit while he has to rebuild, maybe someone can come along and have reasonable dialogue and do some sort of a campus speech.
01:11:01.000Why is he doing these things on campuses, first of all?
01:11:03.000I don't think he gets paid for most of them.
01:12:38.000And I think he has that with his life as well.
01:12:40.000And I think a lot of that, I'm playing some serious bro psychologist here, you know, some armchair psychology from someone totally unqualified.
01:12:50.000But you've got to attribute that to, at least in some ways, being molested as a child.
01:12:56.000I would imagine that his experiences that he's calling positive experiences when he was young, in many ways, those could have potentially damaged him.
01:13:05.000And also, being young and being homosexual and being rejected, all of those things wreak havoc.
01:13:11.000And you develop this, fuck you, I want to burn it down.
01:13:15.000And this is one of the strategies that he's sort of adopted, that strategy to be this guy who's very difficult.
01:14:55.000Because if you see women as so special that it's a major thing to go over there, then you must have a 1950s view of a lady that's a Doris Day girl with a poodle skirt doing the vacuuming.
01:15:07.000Because liberals and college students just go, you and I are chicks.
01:15:17.000Peter Thiel adds allies to Trump transition.
01:15:22.000So it says, starting to make his mark on Trump's transition team.
01:15:26.000Thiel, a billionaire investor and Facebook board member, joined the transition team days after the election and gradually bringing in other members of his circle.
01:15:36.000While Thial clashed with Silicon Valley during the campaign by endorsing Trump early, this group may be the strongest or only bridge between the tech industry and the president-elect.
01:15:50.000This is to me, while Gavin's peeing, this is to me the most volatile time that I can ever remember.
01:15:59.000Like the most vulnerable I've felt like our country is like as a nation, like as a structure, as a traditional structure, like president and vice president and Congress and Senate.
01:16:11.000Now that Gavin has returned, I was saying that I think this is the most vulnerable I've ever felt like this country is in terms of like its structure.
01:17:21.000And he's so furious and so frustrated with the public school system and how it all works that he's going to pull his daughter out and put her in a private school now.
01:17:48.000Well, if you don't have that squiggly red line underneath your text, it's very difficult to tell what the fuck you just said and what's wrong with it.
01:17:55.000Does this Trump thing bother you with the tax returns?
01:18:16.000I think she represents this system where people get to a place of influence and they use that influence to make massive amounts of money by giving speeches to bankers and finding ways to profit.
01:18:28.000And look, they're shutting down the Clinton Foundation, right?
01:18:33.000Yeah, I mean, the whole thing was a big, as soon as she doesn't have any power anymore, gee, how weird that this whole thing is shutting down.
01:19:24.000Everything is being done with taxpayer money.
01:19:28.000He is the most consistently threatened president in history.
01:19:32.000I mean, the Daily Mail printed this, no, sorry, the Daily News in New York printed this list of how many people would have to be killed to get to a Democrat.
01:19:42.000And they go, we're just throwing this out there just so you can see.
01:19:44.000It would have to be this person and then the vice president and then the secretary and the postmaster general and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:19:50.000And you go, why are you publishing hit lists?
01:21:07.000It's all mods and rockers made up shit.
01:21:09.000What's also, there's a lot of posturing online.
01:21:13.000When you're making these statements online, you're doing it to not just because you have something to say, which I believe there's something there, but also because you want love.
01:21:23.000You want people to like what you're saying.
01:24:22.000There was so much animosity built up against the establishment that when Rodney Dangerfield showed up in tartan pants and said, hey, whoa, whoa, what, someone stepped on a duck?
01:24:31.000We all went, that fucking guy, I want him to come in and just blow it all up and let's start from scratch.
01:24:44.000that bothers me because we should know where money comes from.
01:24:48.000But look at what they do, look at this obsession with reframing things.
01:24:52.000Like Milo's sentence has been construed to mean he wants 13-year-olds to have sex all the time with adults.
01:25:02.000Every time they get a, like Ann Coulter said, our blacks are better than their blacks.
01:25:06.000She meant conservative blacks tend to be more well-researched because they get a hammering at Thanksgiving from their family and they're not conforming to the majority of their race.
01:25:43.000I mean, you're kind of setting up a bit of a straw man with that because I don't think that's just what people are challenging and what people are upset about with Trump.
01:25:51.000What they're upset about is that they believe that he might be influenced by foreign governments that have a vested interest in controlling our democracy.
01:25:59.000And that's what the Russian thing is scary.
01:26:01.000If he's making considerable amount of money in Russia and a considerable amount of money in China, you have to wonder whether or not he will be influenced by that financial tie, by those financial ties, and whether or not that will influence the policy that he creates in this country, whether or not he allows things to happen that we don't think should happen just so that he can profit.
01:27:02.000Once that system is like that, you have to adhere to that system if you're going to eventually change it.
01:27:08.000And I think people are going to see these tax returns.
01:27:09.000They don't know what the fuck they're doing.
01:27:11.000And they're going to go, oh, here's proof that he's in bed with these people.
01:27:14.000Well, some people are going to be able to analyze them and come up with accurate assessments of where he's being influenced and where he makes money and why that could be a problem and why it could be a conflict of interest.
01:27:24.000But we should be able to have that information.
01:27:26.000And every single president before him has been forthcoming with that information.
01:27:31.000Everybody was going to have been a financial loser.
01:28:41.000If you hide that, if you conceal that, if you don't tell us where you have your money stored, you don't tell us where you're making money, where you have bank accounts, where you're...
01:28:58.000And if we don't know where he's being influenced through his financial connections, I feel like that's really problematic.
01:29:07.000And I think it's a real dangerous thing to deny it because it's always just been what presidents do.
01:29:15.000And we've always said it was a good thing.
01:33:14.000So when you say he's KKK, when you say he's anti-gay, when you say he's racist, without real proof, like you could say that he has said some very racist things about some Mexicans.
01:34:57.000So he's often setting a trap for people that they come bounding into.
01:35:01.000Well, whether or not he's doing it on purpose or whether or not just by finding things that he can say that back up his point, he's starting that conversation off in a way that they wouldn't ordinarily start off.
01:35:13.000It might have been what happened with Sweden, where he goes, look what happened with Sweden last night on a particularly dead night in Sweden.
01:35:18.000Now, you could say, look how many blacks died in gang warfare today in Chicago.
01:35:41.000And whenever you have people from one culture that immigrate into another culture and they're disenfranchised and poor, and they have a really, I'm just going to keep going with it.
01:35:51.000And they also have a really restrictive, fucked up culture that they're coming from.
01:35:55.000And they want to impose that culture on the people that live in Germany or wherever.
01:36:00.000And they want women to start wearing long dresses and they treat them like they're whores if they don't.
01:36:07.000They're from a different part of the world.
01:36:08.000And it's a part of the world that hasn't changed much in a long time.
01:36:13.000And that part of the world, I mean, you could call it culture, you can call it religious tradition, but whenever you're dealing with a part of the world that still has honor killings and female genital mutilation, and you don't let women drive, and women aren't allowed to vote, and you have this incredibly restrictive world that you're existing in, and then you bring that world somewhere else, you're going to have a culture clash.
01:36:38.000And this is, you know, if you want people to be free and you want people to have the ability to integrate into a more free culture like America is, you also have to be honest about what the consequences are.
01:36:50.000And you have to be honest about what kind of culture they're coming from.
01:36:52.000And as soon as you talk about that, you get labeled an Islamophobe.
01:36:56.000As soon as you talk about this incredibly restrictive, misogynistic culture that's based on an ancient series of rituals and beliefs, you become a racist and a bigot by talking about a reality.
01:38:17.000Oh, yeah, oh, Gregorian chants everywhere.
01:38:20.000They've gone backwards in time, and I blame, obviously, the Quran and the culture and religion, but also I think inbreeding enables them to get hijacked by these radicals.
01:38:29.000I mean, we've got guys who think they can beat snake bites in America.
01:38:33.000Can you imagine them taking over Christianity?
01:38:44.000They're equivalent as far as theirs Yeah, I think Irshad Manji in The Trouble with Islam, she says a weird group of Wasabis just hijacked their religion and sent it into the Dark Ages.
01:38:56.000And I go, yeah, but how were they vulnerable to hijacking?
01:39:01.000Christianity couldn't be hijacked by the snake guys.
01:39:05.000And I think a part of it was inbreeding.
01:42:41.000It could be by anyone, and sex, you know, brings you bad feelings.
01:42:47.000When children experience sex when they're not sexual, like when they're not, their hormones haven't kicked in, they haven't reached puberty, and they experience sex at a very early age.
01:42:57.000And they say that that's one of the things that happens to women that are molested.
01:43:00.000And they speculate that that could also be one of the things that happen to men when they experience a molestation by another man at an early age.
01:43:08.000And there's an imprinting that happens.
01:43:10.000Christopher Ryan, the author of Sex at Dawn, has talked about this, that there's imprinting that happens during the formative years.
01:44:42.000TJ Media, but these are all the sources that went to.
01:44:45.000This source is reproductivehealthjournal.com.
01:44:48.000This is a BBC investigation that went to it.
01:44:51.000So listen to the BBC investigation in Britain several years ago revealed that at least 55% of the Pakistani community in Britain was married to a first cousin.
01:44:59.000The Times of India affirmed that, in quotes, this is thought to be linked to the probability that a British Pakistani family, British Pakistani family is at least 13 times more likely than the general population to have children with the recessive genetic disorders.
01:45:19.000BBC's research also discovered that while British Pakistanis account for just 3.4% of all births in Britain, they accounted for 30% of all British children with recessive disorders and a higher rate of infant mortality.
01:46:56.000The risk of having an IQ lower than 70 increases 400% amongst children from cousin marriages.
01:47:04.000An academic paper published in the Indian National Science Academy found that the onset of various social profiles like visual fixation, social smile, and sound seizures, oral expression, and hand grasping are significantly delayed among the newborn inbred babies.
01:49:12.000And they might be uncomfortable for you, but they are facts.
01:49:14.000It's the truth, and it's best for everyone.
01:49:16.000I was talking to this surgeon recently, and he's trying to accrue a DNA database that would just sort of like going into the singularity.
01:49:25.000It would be like becoming God, and you would be able to tell from a baby, see if a baby is going to have a propensity for lung cancer, you know, right out of the gate.
01:49:34.000And he's scared of this concept because he's worried it will affect insurance policies.
01:49:40.000They'll demand to see a smear, some of your spit, and they'll go, oh, fuck this.
01:50:41.000But I say to him, I go, fine, let's get it out there.
01:50:44.000The free market will figure out insurance for the doomed, some sort of catastrophic policy, but there'll be more money over here to even it out.
01:50:54.000We need this information about inbreeding.
01:50:56.000I think it explains the hijacking of Muslim religion.
01:50:59.000You know, Hasidic Jews have the same problem, but they, because they're aware of this and the truth is out, they have all kinds of elaborate DNA tests they do on each other.
01:51:08.000Not everyone takes it, but rabbis will encourage this for us to check you out and make sure you're not related and encourage this marriage because it makes the most genetic sense.
01:52:22.000But in like 50 generations with CRISPRs and all this incredible genetic information, soon we might be able to just be like, we have cured your liver cancers.
01:52:33.000Well, it's going to get really weird because they're going to be able to integrate the human beings that are here today with not just communication, not just visual information, but some sort of computer language.
01:52:44.000Jamie and I were just talking about this yesterday where we were talking about emojis.
01:52:49.000And, you know, and this is something that has been brought up before, that emojis are in many ways a lot like hieroglyphs.
01:52:55.000And that you can say something with emojis that can kind of translate what you're thinking without an actual language.
01:53:05.000And we were saying, we're going to get down to the only words you say are like yes and no, like yeah and no, like nods and affirmations and confirmations.
01:53:14.000And the language that we speak could be some sort of a weird, universal, emoji-based language that's just expressed from mind to mind through some neural implants or some fucking Snapchat glasses we wear.
01:53:29.000I mean, we're not too Far away from something really bizarre and paradigm shifting like that.
01:53:33.000Well, I remember when downloading your brain was just science fiction movies.
01:53:37.000And you know, you talk to people our age about their dead grandfather, and they go, I have this black and white photo, and I have this letter he wrote the newspaper in 1896.
01:53:55.000They can watch them for 100 hours if they're bored, but there's way more of my brain permanently out there in the cosmos than they could ever want.
01:54:51.000It was this beautiful microchip that just started the first domino and everything else is going to this place like the singularity is near, this incredible perfection that we're headed to.
01:55:02.000And there's all these checks and balances along the way.
01:55:04.000Like I was reading about Audrey Hepburn the other day and she was super skinny, right?
01:56:17.000Where you get an eye transplant and all of a sudden you're seeing the guy that killed that guy?
01:56:21.000I've heard stories of that, but I don't know if it's ever been proven.
01:56:25.000It's still in the gotta look it up department of my brain.
01:56:28.000People getting organ transplants as well, where they have hungers, like they have a hunger, hunger pangs for something that they never craved before.
01:58:12.000I mean, it's a weird, limited expression to sort of make some sense out of something that's beyond our feeble mind and imagination at this point.
01:58:21.000But I don't know if it's necessarily...
01:58:28.000This could all be some sort of giant experiment.
02:00:10.000You go to Latin Mass, and it's just like, Isam nap smaratu nus frita.
02:00:14.000Like, I don't know what they're saying, but I'm in this incredible building that's that's blown.
02:00:18.000I was talking to Milo about it once when he was last in New York, and I go, it is kind of unusual how good these churches are, like, how beautiful they are.
02:00:25.000Do you feel like when the contractors were making them, like the stained glass, it was like they're on Adderall and they had this sort of divine intervention where they're like, holy fuck, I'm really good today.
02:00:36.000Like, I can't believe how well this carving's turning out.
02:00:48.000You want to talk about something that'll blow your mind as far as like the religious undertones and the majestic magnificence of its construction.
02:01:05.000I mean, we were there for hours and hours wandering around.
02:01:07.000We had this really cool professor we hired as a guide who was amazing.
02:01:11.000He told us all the history of everything.
02:01:14.000But when you get to St. Peter's Basilica and he was explaining how many hundreds of years it took to build, and they're building all this shit with no electricity, no machines, no nothing.
02:01:23.000Everything's massive and perfect and beautiful.
02:01:25.000It's like you're looking at such an incredible work of art that's designed to inspire awe and reverence.
02:01:34.000And it's the motivation behind building something like this fucking hundreds of years ago.
02:02:10.000I try to be friendly as much as I can.
02:02:11.000And all those things I think sort of build onto it.
02:02:14.000But to have it and define it and to put it into like a religion, that's where things can get awry because they can get screwy when you're sort of defining things by this ancient set of rules that was sort of established before we really understood science, before we really understood the laws of thermodynamics, the way the universe is formed, what we know now about the cosmos.
02:02:37.000It's just there's so many variables that have to be taken into account when you're looking at an entire system, when you're trying to define what God is and what religion is.
02:02:48.000And then you look at how restrictive religion has been in the past and how many people have suffered because the discoveries that they had didn't jive with the ancient texts.
02:02:59.000You mean like Galileo and I think I guess.
02:03:04.000I mean, the Catholic Church is very pro-science and has been pro-science for a long time.
02:04:07.000Thinking about the whole Catholics versus Protestant things goes back to the ultimate core of all arguments, which is nature versus nurture.
02:04:17.000And the Catholics say some people are better than others.
02:04:41.000It seems like every time you get thrown out of a plane, we come back a few days later and you got a coconut stand and you're wearing a grass skirt and you're like, hi, come on in.
02:04:48.000These are where everyone sits for their coconut juice.
02:04:55.000And maybe you were kind of the Judaism seems to say that you're a chosen one, that there's some people who are picked by God, like that Da Vinci Code thing with Tom Hanks, where some people are just way better than others.
02:05:08.000Like I was having dinner with Sean Lennon, but you got to get him on the show.
02:05:17.000And during one of his doohickeys, I hope he doesn't mind me telling this.
02:05:20.000But there are these like, it's a nasnatorato guys that are looking through like a wood thing.
02:05:25.000And they invited him to the heavy shit one that's like made of gold and is through a book where you go upside down and you have to swim there and you come out of the thing and you wear a cloak and you hold like a diamond sword or something.
02:07:02.000If Michael Jordan never worked out, ever, like, never, like, literally just kind of did normal stuff like everybody else does, like went to the gym, took a spin class, he could probably jump way fucking higher than Jonah Hill.
02:07:15.000He could probably run way faster than Jonah Hill.
02:07:18.000And he'd probably be better at anything he applied himself to athletically because he's got a gift.
02:07:52.000And I'm glad you use sports as an analogy because the general understanding is there's this sort of line and it's a gray area and there's a guy who can throw a softball, a fastball at 10 miles an hour, 20 miles an hour, and it goes up to 100 and then there's a guy who can do 99, 98.
02:08:07.000But I don't think it works like that with baseball.
02:08:09.000I think there's like the 40 miles an hour people and then there's this floating bubble of the 100 mile an hour pitchers.
02:09:28.000So they sifted through just like a Pink Floyd video and they sifted him over to a scholarship in private school and they sifted his brothers over to work in a printing press.
02:10:55.000I've thrown my career down the toilet, and then I just keep flying through the sewers and pop, I come out of another manhole.
02:11:01.000Well, you've figured out a way now, particularly with your show, to let your personality shine through.
02:11:08.000Like to like your unique way of looking at things, very thorough examination of the world around you and an honest take on it that also happens to be humorous.
02:12:22.000And people make irrational choices that can become permanent.
02:12:27.000And if you don't think that some people who decide that they would be happier as a woman and then become a woman and then are miserable because, first of all, their hormonal profile has changed, they don't have a penis anymore, they don't have their testicles anymore, they wish they could go back to where they were, you don't think that that's possible?
02:12:43.000That those people who have major surgery could also possibly have major regret?
02:12:51.000And you're adhering to an ideology rather than looking at something in a completely objective And open and honest way.
02:13:02.000You're using these people as pawns for your own virtue signaling, and it's murder.
02:13:06.000It's like when you see toddlers, like at that Women's March, they had these toddlers thing with my pussy grabs back, and you're looking at a three-year-old and you're going, Jesus Christ, that's child abuse.
02:13:15.000And I feel like these liberals are doing tranny abuse by normalizing such a drastic decision.
02:13:21.000And it inevitably, I know this guy you're talking about, he writes for the Federalist all the time.
02:13:26.000And he goes, what happens with these people is they have all these problems.
02:13:29.000Clearly, you're nuts if you think you're a woman.
02:13:31.000But they also have bipolar and they're schizophrenic and manic depression and all these other things.
02:13:35.000They go, if I could just get rid of my cock and be a woman, it would be fine.
02:13:45.000Holy shit, this isn't the cure-all solution.
02:13:48.000Not only that, there's also this, there's a real problem in that you're not allowed to bring that up.
02:13:53.000Like we know, when you look at the average person, whether they're gay or straight, the average people, men and women out there in the world, there's a certain amount that are going to be schizophrenic.
02:14:02.000There's a certain amount that are going to have all sorts of mental illnesses, depression, etc.
02:15:56.000If there comes a time where through CRISPR or some other newfangled genetic manipulation, you can turn a man into a woman and then back and forth.
02:17:01.000Well, when time moves on, and once we really do eliminate all the things that trouble us when it comes down to homophobia or racism, all these issues that really still do exist, you're going to be left with the actual human beings themselves.
02:17:19.000So when no one is transphobic, when no one's homophobic and no one's racist, they can judge you for who you are.
02:17:45.000She slammed her car into some lady because she wasn't paying attention, slammed her fucking escalade and pushed her into oncoming traffic and the lady died and no one brings it up.
02:19:14.000And then some black guy's like, I fucking hate when they do that.
02:19:16.000Who has a sandwich that's not toasted?
02:19:19.000And by the way, the Giants suck this year.
02:19:21.000And you feel the same way about toast, the same way about the Giants, and you go, oh, yeah, I'm going to deny myself this interesting conversation because you're a Negro.
02:19:50.000Racist is prejudging someone based on the color of their skin or their ethnic origin.
02:19:55.000So the guy likes all the stuff you like, but you refuse to see him as an exception to the one that you're going to know who likes all these things you like because if you're looking at it.
02:20:06.000Well, you know, you're painting some very simplistic scenarios that deal with a really complex issue.
02:20:12.000People prejudging people and people not liking people or people identifying with other people that look like them, like you and me being two white guys.
02:20:20.000Okay, the racist you're describing doesn't like black people.
02:20:23.000I'm bringing up a scenario where if he sees a black person, say there is a racism, it's like this thin veneer, oily slick in the bathtub when you have brill cream and you take a bath.
02:20:35.000All you got to do to go through it is just go, boop.
02:20:37.000So the second that black guy says, I hate the Giants this year, that guy's racism just goes, boop.
02:20:42.000I mean, I have so much more prejudice for people who wear flip-flops, for men who have those utility backpacks when they wear a suit.
02:21:44.000But if young Jamie with his IT tech slash comedians outfit, if he was wearing that and he had maybe like a certain type of backpack, what would he be allowed?
02:25:14.000Your son-in-law is the most qualified person for the job.
02:25:17.000There's times when the tweets can be petty.
02:25:19.000I don't know why we're talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger's ratings.
02:25:23.000And no, I'm not excited about the travel budget, although he is doing a lot of shit.
02:25:27.000But as far as what we've come out with and the amount of fucking left-wing backpadding that we've been going through for the past eight years, I'm fucking ecstatic.
02:25:39.000What's the backpadding that you're talking about?
02:25:41.000Oh, we're so wonderful and Obama is so great.
02:25:44.000And, you know, you come to L.A. and you realize that everyone in this fucking city thinks Obama did an awesome job.
02:25:50.000And they also think that Bill Maher is Christopher Hitchens.
02:25:54.000Like, he's an intellectual demigod in this town.
02:26:06.000I think he would probably agree with you on a lot of things, which would really be confusing to them because he agreed with Milo on a lot of things.
02:26:12.000And A lot of people are mad at him because of that.
02:26:14.000And, you know, he said that Milo reminded him of a young Christopher Hitchens, except, you know, gay and foppish.
02:26:21.000And he said a bunch of other things about him.
02:26:23.000But he's like, you know, you just got to abandon some of what you're doing because some of what he's doing is fighting the good fight against irrational feminism that denies the biological differences between men and women and lies about the gender wage gap and all these different things that he does accurately point out, which people parrot all the fucking time and drives me nuts.
02:27:01.000Smart people that I know who have not looked into it or haven't had debates about it with other people don't understand what the gender pay gap really is.
02:27:08.000That it's simply a matter of working less hours and choosing different jobs.
02:27:12.000It's not two people, one man, one a woman, working side by side doing the same job where the woman makes significantly less.
02:27:18.000And that's what we're being led to believe.
02:27:20.000And that is a real sticking point with feminism.
02:27:23.000They're being dishonest in their portrayal of the issues of the workplace.
02:29:31.000And I've noticed that not just in Hipster Williamsburg, but, you know, at Fox News, I would get that from people who didn't have kids.
02:29:37.000You're sitting at Fox News and you're looking around the table and you're like, we're sitting here talking about family values and the future of America.
02:29:43.000And I'm the only person in this entire panel with kids.
02:29:47.000And I can't help but think that Angela Merkel's suicidal policy of bring in the refugees and fuck the whole country up is somehow linked to her childlessness.
02:29:57.000It may be, it's certainly linked to her desire to not come off as racist or homophobic, or excuse me, Islamophobic.
02:30:57.000The one about World War II and how Stalin was underappreciated and we have to understand that we shouldn't have gone into World War II and we shouldn't have fucked with the...
02:32:30.000They don't want to be racked up together and then contemplating divorce.
02:32:33.000If you're out there right now and you're in a relationship with a girl, you guys live together, I don't know why she's allowed to wear clothes in the house.
02:32:38.000The second she walks in the front door, nude.
02:32:47.000If I didn't have kids, my wife would just be, there'd be a basket by the front door for clothes that she has to take off when she comes home.