The Joe Rogan Experience - March 08, 2017


Joe Rogan Experience #928 - Arian Foster


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3 hours and 8 minutes

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37,747

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3,983

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101


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00:00:07.000 We're live?
00:00:08.000 Yeah.
00:00:09.000 How you doing, man?
00:00:09.000 What's up, man?
00:00:10.000 Likewise.
00:00:11.000 I have never seen a single silly statement like I could kill a wolf one-on-one.
00:00:18.000 Get so much fucking hype.
00:00:21.000 So many people are so excited about this.
00:00:21.000 That's the weirdest.
00:00:23.000 It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen, man.
00:00:25.000 I can't call it.
00:00:26.000 I tweet random shit all the time and that just, for some reason, everybody had an opinion on it.
00:00:32.000 That's a weird one, man.
00:00:34.000 I've seen a lot of people tweet really ridiculous shit, but I don't think I've ever seen anything get this much speculation, discussion, debate.
00:00:34.000 It's funny though.
00:00:42.000 People are mad at you.
00:00:43.000 Yeah, people are pissed off like, fuck you, you can't be a wolf.
00:00:47.000 I'm like, Jesus Christ, bro.
00:00:49.000 You got wolf cousins, man?
00:00:51.000 What's to do?
00:00:52.000 Yeah, it is a weird thing, man.
00:00:54.000 It's a weird thing.
00:00:55.000 The social media today, it must...
00:00:57.000 You know what I think it is?
00:00:58.000 I think you said it at a time where people were looking for some shit to argue about.
00:01:02.000 That has nothing to do with Trump.
00:01:02.000 Oh, easily.
00:01:05.000 Nothing to do with climate change.
00:01:07.000 It's like, oh, we got something here.
00:01:09.000 Fuck him.
00:01:10.000 That wolf's gonna kill him.
00:01:12.000 I'm glad I could be that source of...
00:01:15.000 Distraction, entertainment.
00:01:17.000 Yeah, it does seem like that, though, doesn't it?
00:01:18.000 I think it's like peaks and waves.
00:01:21.000 Because if you did this like the day 9-11 happened, nobody would give a shit.
00:01:27.000 You don't respect it.
00:01:29.000 It'd probably be like that.
00:01:30.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:01:30.000 But I can't believe you're doing this on that day.
00:01:32.000 Some people would probably, if you did it today, they'd be like, I can't believe you say that on National Woman's Day, bro.
00:01:37.000 It's National Woman's Day?
00:01:38.000 You want to talk about fighting wolves?
00:01:40.000 This is what's wrong with men.
00:01:42.000 This is what's wrong with patriarchy.
00:01:45.000 I can't call it, man.
00:01:46.000 That's it.
00:01:47.000 It was interesting, though.
00:01:48.000 My mom calling me and stuff.
00:01:50.000 It's hilarious, man.
00:01:51.000 People I ain't talked to for years.
00:01:53.000 Like, bro, you can't be the wolf.
00:01:55.000 I don't know, man.
00:01:57.000 I don't know.
00:01:58.000 So do you always just tweet random shit?
00:02:00.000 Yeah, man.
00:02:01.000 Just randomly, just whatever's on my mind.
00:02:03.000 I'm pretty active on there.
00:02:04.000 Well, that's what Twitter's supposed to be about, right?
00:02:06.000 Exactly.
00:02:06.000 It's a great platform, man.
00:02:08.000 It's better.
00:02:09.000 I think it's the best social media platform.
00:02:11.000 Yeah.
00:02:12.000 Well, it keeps people from rambling.
00:02:14.000 Well, it's an extended ramble.
00:02:17.000 Well, you can.
00:02:18.000 You can go on those little one, two, three, fours where people continue them.
00:02:23.000 But what I'm saying is if you read people's Facebook, people get so verbose on Facebook.
00:02:27.000 I couldn't do Facebook.
00:02:28.000 I can't do it.
00:02:29.000 I haven't been on Facebook for a while, and the reason why I decided to get off was my grandma requested me.
00:02:37.000 So Lucy Mays, shout out to Lucy.
00:02:40.000 She's like, Lucy Mays requested your friend.
00:02:42.000 I was like, I can't.
00:02:43.000 I can't be on Facebook.
00:02:45.000 My grandma's on Facebook, man.
00:02:47.000 Your grandma's not on Twitter?
00:02:49.000 She's not on Twitter.
00:02:50.000 No.
00:02:50.000 Some people that, like, they're not in the public eye, they don't know what to do with Twitter.
00:02:54.000 They're like, what do I do with this?
00:02:55.000 Exactly.
00:02:56.000 One of my boys just got on, matter of fact, he just got a smartphone, actually.
00:02:59.000 Just got a smartphone.
00:03:00.000 He's been out the loop, man, and so he gets on Twitter, and he's like, so what do I do?
00:03:05.000 You just tweet, man.
00:03:07.000 What do I say?
00:03:08.000 I'm like, whatever you want to say, man.
00:03:10.000 I guess it'd be hard to gain a following from scratch unless you know a lot of people or you have a platform.
00:03:16.000 Well, you got to say something fucked up and then someone's got to retweet that and then people start following you.
00:03:20.000 I've seen people do that.
00:03:22.000 I think that's where trolling started.
00:03:24.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.
00:03:25.000 Gaining an audience and just trying to piss people off.
00:03:28.000 Trolling is very weird.
00:03:29.000 I wonder who has the most fake accounts.
00:03:33.000 There's got to be some dude out there that has a record number, like 150 fake accounts just trolls people.
00:03:39.000 I don't understand it.
00:03:41.000 Well, that's because you're a successful man with an actual life.
00:03:44.000 I mean, that's true.
00:03:46.000 I appreciate that, man.
00:03:47.000 Says a lot coming from you.
00:03:48.000 But I don't know, man.
00:03:50.000 It's just weird.
00:03:51.000 Your whole internet existence is just to piss people off.
00:03:55.000 I guess there's humans like that in real life anyway.
00:03:58.000 Oh, there definitely is.
00:03:59.000 Yeah, there definitely is.
00:03:59.000 That makes sense.
00:04:00.000 But there's a new thing.
00:04:02.000 The ability to do it without seeing the person, without being in contact with them physically.
00:04:07.000 You could be on the other side of the planet.
00:04:09.000 As a matter of fact, I saw some documentary you were on that you described it beautifully about how when we first got on the internet and there was that AOL dial-up and everybody was just kind of mumbling around.
00:04:21.000 Everybody was just kind of bumping into each other and then we're slowly finding a way to interweave it into our existence.
00:04:27.000 It was a dope analogy that you put up to us.
00:04:29.000 Well, we're in a weird stage right now where it's gonna...
00:04:33.000 I don't know what it is, what's coming next, but whatever's coming next is gonna be way more invasive than this.
00:04:39.000 It's gotta be AI, man.
00:04:40.000 Probably.
00:04:41.000 Jamie's got some goofy glasses he's got on.
00:04:43.000 Check these bitches out.
00:04:44.000 He's got these Snapchat glasses.
00:04:46.000 Snapchat glasses.
00:04:48.000 They have light bulbs in the eye.
00:04:50.000 Like, look, when you're filming...
00:04:52.000 That's cold.
00:04:53.000 Look at that.
00:04:54.000 So you can actually Snapchat from them?
00:04:57.000 All of them goes to my phone.
00:04:57.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:59.000 I go to my phone and then I put it up.
00:05:01.000 I don't have to put all of them up and it's not going live.
00:05:04.000 See, this is like just stage one.
00:05:06.000 Eventually it's going to be live all the time.
00:05:08.000 Like contacts, right?
00:05:09.000 You put in contacts.
00:05:10.000 That'd be cold.
00:05:11.000 That's definitely going to happen.
00:05:12.000 That's definitely going to happen.
00:05:13.000 Yeah.
00:05:14.000 Now, when you said this shit about wolves, how serious were you?
00:05:18.000 Were you half serious, fucking around?
00:05:21.000 Well, I mean, I was half fucking around, but it's like when you start thinking about it and breaking it down, I really feel like I can.
00:05:28.000 But I Everybody thinks, like, I'm talking about, like, everybody, like, especially on Twitter, like, they're posting these big-ass wolves with these 200-pound-plus wolves.
00:05:38.000 I'm like, all right, listen, like, those are rare, right?
00:05:41.000 So, like, I'm not the biggest human on Earth, and you're going to give me a picture of the biggest wolf you can find?
00:05:41.000 Right.
00:05:46.000 Like, that's not...
00:05:47.000 It's not fair.
00:05:47.000 It's not fair, right?
00:05:48.000 So, Google average wolf size, and I feel like if it was, you know...
00:05:54.000 My life was depending on it.
00:05:55.000 You have to think like that, right?
00:05:57.000 If you run into a wolf and he's threatening you and you're like, I can't get him, you're dead.
00:06:01.000 Well, I feel like if you had something on you, you'd have more of a chance.
00:06:04.000 I would have some sort of a knife, something.
00:06:07.000 Yeah, I feel like I wouldn't be in the woods without something.
00:06:11.000 But wolves, man, do you know how hard they bite?
00:06:14.000 Yeah, I've done a little research.
00:06:16.000 I've done a little research.
00:06:18.000 I think it's like 1,200 or something.
00:06:20.000 Five times stronger than a pit bull.
00:06:22.000 Right, right.
00:06:22.000 I think it's 2,500.
00:06:24.000 I think it's 2,500 pounds per square inch.
00:06:27.000 I was looking yesterday.
00:06:27.000 See if you can find that.
00:06:28.000 Yeah?
00:06:29.000 I think it said a mastiff was stronger than a wolf, which is weird.
00:06:32.000 It wasn't in the top five.
00:06:34.000 What a big fucking dog.
00:06:35.000 But alligators and crocodiles were stronger than that.
00:06:37.000 A gorilla was stronger.
00:06:38.000 The gorillas bite stronger than that?
00:06:40.000 Wow.
00:06:40.000 Yeah.
00:06:41.000 I would have never imagined that.
00:06:42.000 I'll try to look it up again.
00:06:43.000 Yeah, they're eating broccoli and shit.
00:06:45.000 I mean, strong branches.
00:06:46.000 Well, they just have to fight other gorillas for pussy.
00:06:48.000 Because they have a one-inch dick and they control a bunch of chicks.
00:06:52.000 They have to have a good bite.
00:06:53.000 How do you know that they have one?
00:06:54.000 I know a lot of shit about gorillas.
00:06:56.000 That's what's up, man.
00:06:57.000 Little tiny dicks.
00:06:58.000 That's what's up, man.
00:06:58.000 Well, it's about whether or not the females are promiscuous.
00:07:02.000 See, when you look at, like, it's actually the truth with humans, too.
00:07:08.000 But testicular size and dick size is directly correlated to the amount of promiscuous females around.
00:07:15.000 Yeah.
00:07:15.000 Really?
00:07:16.000 So if you're around a bunch of hoes, your balls get bigger.
00:07:18.000 That's interesting.
00:07:20.000 What is the evolutionary advantage?
00:07:23.000 Well, I guess.
00:07:24.000 Well, you gotta sling as much dick as you can because these bitches are just running around with everybody.
00:07:29.000 Not on National Woman's Day, bro.
00:07:31.000 No, I'm sorry.
00:07:31.000 I'm so sorry.
00:07:32.000 I'm so sorry.
00:07:33.000 You're right.
00:07:34.000 I apologize.
00:07:34.000 It was so thoughtless of me.
00:07:36.000 But that's why chimps have big dicks.
00:07:39.000 And chimps have giant balls.
00:07:40.000 You ever see chimp balls?
00:07:41.000 I've never seen a chimp ball, man.
00:07:42.000 Oh, pull up some chimp balls.
00:07:43.000 There's a picture of this hairless chimp who's sitting there, and he has balls that just look like...
00:07:51.000 Oh, the one where you kick him back?
00:07:53.000 Yeah.
00:07:53.000 Yeah, okay, I've seen that one.
00:07:54.000 They're like two juicy ripe pears.
00:07:56.000 Like two Georgia peaches.
00:07:58.000 Look at his balls.
00:07:59.000 Wow.
00:08:00.000 Dude, the size of his fucking balls.
00:08:01.000 He's so, like, hugged.
00:08:02.000 He's so big.
00:08:03.000 He's so jacked.
00:08:04.000 That's what chimps look like when you take the hair off of them.
00:08:06.000 And that's only, you know, 150 pounds.
00:08:06.000 That's crazy.
00:08:08.000 So they shave this chimp?
00:08:10.000 No, he has mange.
00:08:12.000 See all his hands?
00:08:12.000 Okay.
00:08:13.000 Like, he's got the skin condition all over his hands and shit?
00:08:15.000 Yeah.
00:08:16.000 You do know a lot about chimps and gorillas.
00:08:19.000 Yeah.
00:08:19.000 Well, here's an even crazier one.
00:08:20.000 Pull up this picture, Jamie.
00:08:21.000 Direct correlation between testicle size and brain size in chimps versus humans.
00:08:26.000 Yeah.
00:08:27.000 See, that's a human, that's a chimp brain on the top and a chimp ball on the bottom.
00:08:33.000 And what's the correlation?
00:08:34.000 They have giant balls and little brains!
00:08:37.000 If our balls were as big as our brains, we would have a fucking serious problem.
00:08:42.000 First of all, we wouldn't be able to walk.
00:08:44.000 Yeah, we wouldn't have a lot to...
00:08:45.000 We would have to figure out some sort of a harness.
00:08:47.000 I feel like our balls would be bigger, though.
00:08:51.000 Balls would be bigger than chimps?
00:08:52.000 They're not.
00:08:53.000 No, no, no.
00:08:54.000 They'd be bigger than they are now.
00:08:57.000 If what?
00:08:57.000 If we had smaller brains.
00:08:59.000 Yeah, probably.
00:09:00.000 Yeah.
00:09:01.000 Probably.
00:09:02.000 I guess.
00:09:04.000 What they think is that, with chimps especially, because chimps are seriously promiscuous, like there's no monogamy in the chimp world.
00:09:04.000 Yeah.
00:09:11.000 Good for chimps.
00:09:11.000 They just fuck everybody.
00:09:12.000 Good for them.
00:09:13.000 Good for chimps, yeah.
00:09:14.000 Getting it everywhere.
00:09:15.000 Yeah, we still holding on.
00:09:17.000 Which, barely.
00:09:18.000 We say we're holding on, but it's like 50% divorce rate.
00:09:22.000 It's high, man.
00:09:23.000 Yeah, which means 50% divorce rate, and out of the people that are not divorced, how many of those people are living in fucking abject misery?
00:09:31.000 Just constantly being beaten down by life and not being happy?
00:09:36.000 It's an old custom, man, for sure.
00:09:39.000 It's definitely an old custom.
00:09:41.000 There's an old quote from Thoreau that most men live lives of quiet desperation.
00:09:46.000 Yeah.
00:09:48.000 That's real shit.
00:09:49.000 My favorite is Chris Rock.
00:09:52.000 He said, a man is only as faithful as his options.
00:09:54.000 Yeah.
00:09:55.000 That's a good quote, too.
00:09:57.000 The chimp thing, though, what's interesting about it is that gorillas have figured out a way to hold it down.
00:10:03.000 Like, gorillas keep all those women, like, faithful.
00:10:05.000 All the females.
00:10:06.000 So he's a polygamist.
00:10:08.000 Gorillas are...
00:10:08.000 Yeah.
00:10:09.000 Okay.
00:10:09.000 Well, he has a bunch of women.
00:10:10.000 He has a harem.
00:10:11.000 But the women don't fuck around with any other males other than him.
00:10:14.000 So he's got this little dick.
00:10:16.000 And not big balls either.
00:10:17.000 Gorillas are Mormons.
00:10:18.000 I didn't...
00:10:19.000 I didn't know that.
00:10:20.000 Yeah.
00:10:20.000 And just giant.
00:10:22.000 You know, so they're giant and they have, you know, giant muscles and giant faces and giant jaws and they could kill other gorillas, you know, by biting them and tearing them apart and shit.
00:10:31.000 But that's the only thing they use their mouths for.
00:10:33.000 That's interesting.
00:10:33.000 Other than eating branches and shit and leaves.
00:10:36.000 I don't know why, uh...
00:10:39.000 They need that strong jaw then.
00:10:40.000 Fight off all the other gorillas.
00:10:42.000 But they strong.
00:10:43.000 Super strong.
00:10:44.000 But so are other gorillas.
00:10:45.000 I'm always interested in the evolutionary reason as to why things are the way they are.
00:10:50.000 Yeah, it's fascinating.
00:10:51.000 So it's like, it's their first instinct to bite.
00:10:54.000 You know what I mean?
00:10:54.000 Because ours isn't.
00:10:55.000 I think they show their teeth more than they bite.
00:10:58.000 You know, they show their teeth and they beat on each other.
00:11:00.000 Intimidation.
00:11:01.000 Yeah, because I've seen videos of gorillas beating the shit out of each other.
00:11:04.000 Oh yeah, this is one recently, right?
00:11:05.000 Mm-hmm.
00:11:07.000 This is one at the zoo.
00:11:08.000 These two gorillas go at it.
00:11:10.000 Silverbacks.
00:11:11.000 Yeah, and a big gorilla is like about 500 pounds, right?
00:11:14.000 The size of a big one, I think.
00:11:16.000 These dudes just start circling each other.
00:11:17.000 But this is just because they're assholes who ever built this gym.
00:11:20.000 You're not supposed to have two silverbacks together like this.
00:11:23.000 Yeah, so most of what they're doing is just like...
00:11:23.000 Yeah, that's why they do that.
00:11:26.000 It's hard for me to go to zoos anyway, man.
00:11:28.000 It's depressing.
00:11:29.000 Yeah, it's a prison.
00:11:31.000 You know what's not depressing, though, that I always say this?
00:11:33.000 The giraffe cage.
00:11:34.000 Those giraffes don't seem to give a fuck.
00:11:37.000 They're just so chill.
00:11:39.000 I had a bit about it.
00:11:40.000 They just go so slow.
00:11:41.000 But no one's eating them.
00:11:43.000 They're happy.
00:11:44.000 That's all they want to do is just eat and chill.
00:11:44.000 That's true.
00:11:46.000 I did see wild lions get after one once.
00:11:50.000 Oh, in real life?
00:11:51.000 No.
00:11:52.000 On the internet.
00:11:54.000 Oh, I thought you were on safari or something.
00:11:55.000 Nah, hell no.
00:11:56.000 A buddy of mine went on safari and they saw some lions.
00:12:00.000 I think it got a gimsbuck or something like that, but they said it was crazy.
00:12:03.000 They saw these female lions chased after this thing and then they were there right when it took it down.
00:12:07.000 That's crazy, man.
00:12:09.000 Nature's a scary place, man.
00:12:11.000 Yeah, that's why I'm surprised that you think you could take a wolf.
00:12:13.000 I'm not out here trying to hunt wolves.
00:12:16.000 I'm just saying in the event, if I catch an average, if you look at a gray wolf, they're small compared to me.
00:12:23.000 Well, they just shot one that was 182 pounds in Minnesota.
00:12:26.000 See that one?
00:12:27.000 Yeah, everybody gave me that picture.
00:12:28.000 The size of a fucking bear.
00:12:29.000 That's a big one.
00:12:30.000 It was a big wolf.
00:12:32.000 That's on this side of the spectrum.
00:12:34.000 If you go towards the middle.
00:12:35.000 So what do you think?
00:12:36.000 What size?
00:12:36.000 100 pounds?
00:12:37.000 You can fuck up a 100-pound wolf?
00:12:38.000 I think so, yeah.
00:12:39.000 I think I just do, man.
00:12:41.000 You know you're going to take some damage, right?
00:12:42.000 But you think you're going to come out ahead.
00:12:44.000 I'm not going to come out like Superman I got.
00:12:48.000 It's going to hurt.
00:12:49.000 It's definitely going to hurt.
00:12:50.000 I might bleed out afterwards.
00:12:52.000 Who knows?
00:12:52.000 But you think you'll win overall?
00:12:54.000 Yeah, I do.
00:12:55.000 What are you about, like 230 or something?
00:12:56.000 230 by 230. You're sizing me up over here, too.
00:12:59.000 You see that?
00:13:00.000 A lot of weigh-ins, man.
00:13:01.000 I'm at a lot of weigh-ins.
00:13:03.000 I'm used to seeing dudes that are not going to make weight.
00:13:06.000 For real.
00:13:07.000 I'm like, that guy's not 170. This could be a problem.
00:13:10.000 You're not.
00:13:12.000 You see how you're a UFC or MMA fan, right?
00:13:12.000 I don't know.
00:13:15.000 Yeah.
00:13:16.000 How hard can humans kick?
00:13:18.000 Humans can kick.
00:13:19.000 Pretty hard, but the thing is...
00:13:20.000 All I got to do is catch him one on the bottom jaw and all that...
00:13:25.000 Not really, man.
00:13:26.000 You don't think I could break a wolf's jaw with my kick?
00:13:28.000 I don't think so.
00:13:29.000 I think their body gives better than ours does.
00:13:29.000 That's crazy.
00:13:32.000 Like, the thing about people, one of the things about people getting hit is that people resist.
00:13:36.000 They, like, tighten up and like that.
00:13:38.000 And that's one of the reasons why people get so hurt.
00:13:38.000 That's true.
00:13:40.000 You ever seen a dude who doesn't know how to fight...
00:13:52.000 I'm also an athlete, right?
00:13:54.000 I have a different perspective.
00:13:57.000 I've been in combat before.
00:13:58.000 Not with wolves, but I've been in combat before.
00:14:00.000 Yeah, in the NFL. It's basically combat.
00:14:02.000 It is definitely.
00:14:03.000 But I understand that you have to be as loose with your body as possible.
00:14:11.000 That's how you exert more energy, more efficient energy than tensing up.
00:14:16.000 So all that's in my head.
00:14:19.000 And plus I know what the wolf is thinking for the most part.
00:14:22.000 I'm going to put up a video of a wolf right now.
00:14:24.000 I'm going to put it up on my Instagram.
00:14:25.000 A regular wolf though?
00:14:26.000 Well this is just a video that someone got recently that some dude found.
00:14:30.000 I'm going to put it up right now.
00:14:32.000 Check it out, Jamie.
00:14:34.000 It's going to take like three seconds for it to go up.
00:14:34.000 Oh, it's posted.
00:14:37.000 But it's a video that someone just sent me and I watched it and I was like, what the fuck?
00:14:43.000 It was a guy on a road and he saw this wolf and you could see like the headlights are on this wolf.
00:14:50.000 This wolf's like just checking him out on the road.
00:14:53.000 I'm terrified of wolves, man.
00:14:54.000 I'm not saying I'm not scared.
00:14:56.000 I'm just saying, I mean, in a life or death situation...
00:15:02.000 Watch this.
00:15:04.000 Look at this.
00:15:04.000 This is a shitty fucking TV. When's this guy coming to fix this TV? Tomorrow?
00:15:08.000 Friday.
00:15:09.000 Thank God.
00:15:10.000 That's a big-ass wolf.
00:15:10.000 Look at that.
00:15:11.000 Look at him, checking you out.
00:15:15.000 But how bold is this wolf that it's coming near a headlight?
00:15:19.000 So odds are he probably got his pack with him, though.
00:15:22.000 Oh yeah, the pack's somewhere.
00:15:24.000 Unless he got kicked out.
00:15:27.000 He might have got kicked.
00:15:27.000 He looks like an older wolf.
00:15:29.000 He's got scars all over him.
00:15:30.000 So he might be injured too.
00:15:31.000 I don't think he's injured.
00:15:33.000 I think he probably just got fucked up by one of the other wolves and he just realized, alright, I gotta find my own way.
00:15:38.000 Wolves are scary, man.
00:15:38.000 I feel you.
00:15:39.000 I'm with you.
00:15:41.000 But you think you can kill one?
00:15:43.000 I do.
00:15:43.000 I just do, man.
00:15:45.000 I think I killed Coyote.
00:15:46.000 Like a coyote?
00:15:48.000 Yeah, but I might be wrong.
00:15:50.000 I don't think you're wrong on that one.
00:15:51.000 Coyotes, foxes.
00:15:53.000 Foxes easy.
00:15:54.000 Fuck yeah, I'll fuck a fox up.
00:15:55.000 Set it up.
00:15:56.000 Exactly.
00:16:00.000 It's interesting, man.
00:16:02.000 It's interesting to me how much people have an opinion on wolves.
00:16:06.000 All of a sudden, these wolf experts come at it.
00:16:08.000 Oh, yeah.
00:16:09.000 Nowhere.
00:16:10.000 I think you kind of are, though, right?
00:16:11.000 Well, I know, definitely not a wolf expert, but I know a lot about them.
00:16:15.000 You know what, man?
00:16:16.000 I was on a sitcom once, and we had a chimp on the set, and it was a baby chimp, like a two-year-old chimp.
00:16:21.000 And it had diapers on.
00:16:23.000 It was like a little baby.
00:16:24.000 And it climbed up on my back, just...
00:16:27.000 Just slap me a couple of times on the back just to play.
00:16:30.000 And I was shocked.
00:16:30.000 It was just playing.
00:16:32.000 I was like, how fucking hard did this baby just hit me?
00:16:35.000 This is crazy.
00:16:36.000 And I grabbed his little body, you know, and he was being friendly.
00:16:39.000 He wasn't being mean or anything.
00:16:40.000 But I grabbed his little body, and it doesn't feel anything like a person.
00:16:44.000 Like, you grab even a strong person.
00:16:46.000 Like, there's a little give to their arms.
00:16:48.000 Even like a fucking powerlifter dude, like the mountain from Game of Thrones.
00:16:52.000 I'm sure if that dude was just resting, if you grabbed his arm, there's a little bit of give to him.
00:16:57.000 With chimps, they're like corded steel, man.
00:17:00.000 That's why a 150-pound chimp is as strong as a 500-pound man.
00:17:04.000 It feels like you're grabbing this table.
00:17:06.000 Like, literally.
00:17:07.000 Like, it was confusing to me.
00:17:08.000 And then I was thinking in my head, like, I just have it in my head that that thing is, like, I would scale it down.
00:17:14.000 Like, oh, okay, if a person was that big, a person wouldn't be this strong.
00:17:18.000 But then when you touch it, you realize, like, that is not composed of the same shit a person's made out of.
00:17:22.000 They do other things, though.
00:17:24.000 Like, you know, they swing around on trees and those muscles develop.
00:17:24.000 Oh, yeah.
00:17:28.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:17:30.000 You can't compare a human-sized chimp No, you can't.
00:17:36.000 No, you can't.
00:17:36.000 That's why when you see that hairless one, you see how jacked they really are.
00:17:40.000 That's a different, and plus they got thumbs, so it's like, it's different.
00:17:44.000 So how big a chimp do you think you can fuck up?
00:17:46.000 I don't think I can fuck a chimp up, man.
00:17:47.000 Any chimps?
00:17:48.000 Maybe the baby one that you got.
00:17:50.000 That baby one man might have fucked me up.
00:17:52.000 He didn't know it.
00:17:54.000 I don't know.
00:17:56.000 So you're pretty realistic then.
00:17:58.000 We said what?
00:17:58.000 You're pretty realistic then.
00:17:59.000 Yeah.
00:18:00.000 So you're thinking like a kick to the face.
00:18:02.000 That's the opening move of the wolf?
00:18:03.000 Got to be.
00:18:04.000 Got to be.
00:18:05.000 And he don't know it's coming.
00:18:06.000 He doesn't know it's coming, but he's going to leap towards your throat.
00:18:08.000 And I'm going to leap towards his jaw.
00:18:11.000 I feel like you gotta have that mentality.
00:18:13.000 And somebody sent me an article too, right?
00:18:16.000 In Russia, some woman survived the wolf attack and killed the wolf.
00:18:21.000 Yeah?
00:18:21.000 How'd she do that?
00:18:22.000 I don't know.
00:18:23.000 I didn't read past she...
00:18:24.000 See, but that goes back to the whole chimp thing, because Russians are built different than regular white people.
00:18:28.000 I feel you.
00:18:29.000 They're not the same.
00:18:30.000 You are an athlete.
00:18:30.000 I'm an athlete, though.
00:18:31.000 That is true.
00:18:33.000 I see what you're saying.
00:18:34.000 I just feel like if you come into that with the mentality of, I gotta beat this wolf, look, there you go.
00:18:40.000 Russian woman attacked by wolf axes it to death.
00:18:43.000 Come on, man.
00:18:44.000 Holy shit.
00:18:44.000 Look at her.
00:18:46.000 Wow.
00:18:46.000 She probably hopped a bowl of vodka.
00:18:48.000 She's 56. She's probably drunk.
00:18:50.000 From Dagestan.
00:18:51.000 Well, those Dagestan people are hard as fuck.
00:18:54.000 That's where Habib Nurmagomedov is from.
00:18:56.000 There's a bunch of tough fighters from Dagestan.
00:18:59.000 Dagestan's filled with just straight killers.
00:19:02.000 I like how we have the information, man.
00:19:03.000 Like, right on hand, man.
00:19:04.000 Anything.
00:19:05.000 Jesus Christ.
00:19:06.000 What is that human Ken doll up in the upper right-hand corner?
00:19:08.000 Can't breathe properly due to plastic surgery?
00:19:11.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:19:13.000 Look at that guy's face.
00:19:16.000 What the fuck, man?
00:19:18.000 What doctor did that?
00:19:20.000 They should find out what doctor did that.
00:19:22.000 I guess it's a dude.
00:19:22.000 That's a dude?
00:19:24.000 It seems like a not real thing.
00:19:26.000 It seems like...
00:19:31.000 I don't want to hear this thing talk.
00:19:34.000 Jesus.
00:19:35.000 What the fuck is that?
00:19:37.000 That's the world we live in today, man.
00:19:39.000 The thing you'd have going for you is that a wolf doesn't really want to fight to the death.
00:19:42.000 They just want to kill you.
00:19:43.000 Exactly.
00:19:44.000 They want to kill you, and if they can't kill you, they might be like, oh, this might be a problem.
00:19:47.000 Let me get the fuck out of here.
00:19:48.000 They say that about, like, mountain lions.
00:19:50.000 I don't want to see no mountain lion either, man.
00:19:52.000 I don't want to see one either.
00:19:53.000 But if you get attacked, you're supposed to fight back.
00:19:53.000 Nah.
00:19:55.000 I heard because my girl right now, she's from the Northwest area and we went on this little hike once.
00:20:01.000 And so she told me while we were there, it was like, oh, you know, they have mountain lion.
00:20:05.000 They had little packets on how to...
00:20:07.000 Deal with if you see a mountain lion.
00:20:09.000 I'm like, if you'd have told me that there was mountain lions here, I would not have came.
00:20:12.000 But anyway, so I'm reading the pamphlet, and they say if you get big, they usually...
00:20:17.000 They back off.
00:20:19.000 They're kind of scared.
00:20:19.000 Yeah, they back off.
00:20:20.000 Yeah, you throw your arms up in the air.
00:20:21.000 Yeah, they say, ah, yeah.
00:20:22.000 Yeah, they say if you have a kid with you, you're supposed to pick your kid up and hold it over your head.
00:20:26.000 Man, I'm not sure about that.
00:20:30.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:20:31.000 But people have killed mountain lions before with knives and shit.
00:20:34.000 If you have a knife and you get attacked by a mountain lion.
00:20:36.000 See, there you go, man.
00:20:36.000 It's possible, man.
00:20:37.000 That's all I'm saying is it's possible, man.
00:20:39.000 Well, you definitely have to fight.
00:20:41.000 You don't want a wolf to just eat.
00:20:43.000 You just lay there.
00:20:44.000 And if you have that mentality, dog, you just have to like...
00:20:47.000 You're all about that mentality, huh?
00:20:49.000 It has to be.
00:20:50.000 I'm an athlete, so I come from the mold of like...
00:20:53.000 It's either hit or be hit, kill or be killed.
00:20:55.000 Like, people out here trying to break my bones.
00:20:57.000 So, like, you have to have kind of a psychotic mentality.
00:21:00.000 Well, you definitely do to play NFL. Yeah.
00:21:02.000 There's no doubt about that.
00:21:03.000 I mean, when you're staring down a team of super athletes and you're just going to collide with each other or try to get across lines, that's a totally different way of living your life.
00:21:13.000 Than 99% of the world.
00:21:13.000 It's weird, man.
00:21:15.000 I tell people, like, I've had 14 surgeries in my career.
00:21:15.000 Yeah.
00:21:18.000 Yeah.
00:21:18.000 Jesus Christ.
00:21:19.000 It's just crazy.
00:21:20.000 It's normal to me and it's normal to people that play in the league.
00:21:23.000 After the season, usually everybody gets a surgery of something that's been bothering me.
00:21:28.000 I've had meniscus several times.
00:21:28.000 What have you had done?
00:21:32.000 I've had Achilles back, my pinky, my shoulder.
00:21:36.000 I actually played all of my 2010 season with a broken collarbone.
00:21:41.000 Jesus Christ.
00:21:42.000 Yeah, I did that game three.
00:21:43.000 And it's still broke.
00:21:44.000 You can still feel it.
00:21:44.000 With a broken collarbone?
00:21:46.000 Yeah.
00:21:46.000 How did you do that?
00:21:47.000 Mind over matter, man.
00:21:50.000 Because at that time, I went undrafted, right?
00:21:52.000 So I had just got my shot to start, and it was game three, and I was having a really good season.
00:21:58.000 And it was either, like, in the NFL, if you're not already paid, like, your position is up for grabs.
00:22:06.000 And so it's either you push through it, or somebody's going to take your spot.
00:22:10.000 Wow.
00:22:11.000 And so that was my time to shine, so I was like...
00:22:15.000 Painkillers, man.
00:22:16.000 So could you feel it moving around?
00:22:17.000 Mm-hmm.
00:22:18.000 It was weird.
00:22:19.000 Oof.
00:22:20.000 I had to protect it.
00:22:21.000 My brother-in-law has, like, a metal piece there.
00:22:23.000 He lost his in a BMX accident.
00:22:25.000 They put, like, a titanium rod.
00:22:27.000 Yeah.
00:22:28.000 I think I need that, man.
00:22:29.000 Because, like, right now it's dipped in.
00:22:31.000 It's, like, dipped in.
00:22:31.000 You can feel it.
00:22:32.000 Did you ever, like, get it looked at?
00:22:34.000 Uh, nah, because I didn't want him to know I was hurt.
00:22:36.000 And so, because, like, they bring that shit up, like, during when you're negotiating your contract.
00:22:41.000 It was like, oh, well, he missed this because he was hurting.
00:22:42.000 They bring that.
00:22:43.000 They use it as leverage against you.
00:22:45.000 And so 2012 was when I signed my contract.
00:22:47.000 The day after, I was like, yo, I just want to let y'all know I broke my collarbone two years ago.
00:22:51.000 And they're like, no way.
00:22:51.000 I was like, yeah.
00:22:52.000 They're like, no way.
00:22:53.000 So I was like, get an x-ray.
00:22:54.000 Wow.
00:22:54.000 And so we got an x-ray.
00:22:55.000 I was like, holy shit, you did.
00:22:58.000 I would be impressed.
00:22:59.000 I'd be like, that's a guy I want on my team.
00:23:00.000 This fucking dude played with a broken collarbone.
00:23:03.000 It's bittersweet, right?
00:23:04.000 So as soon as you tell them that's what happened, then it's like, oh, well, he gets injured.
00:23:08.000 It's a weird...
00:23:10.000 What, he's human?
00:23:11.000 Who the fuck doesn't get injured playing in NFL? I mean, you would think that's the rational way to go about it.
00:23:16.000 Do you know anybody who's played pro football who didn't get injured?
00:23:19.000 I mean, how is it even possible?
00:23:21.000 I don't feel like it's possible.
00:23:22.000 I haven't seen anybody.
00:23:24.000 I watched the Super Bowl, and one of the things that I was thinking was like, okay, you're watching all these dudes run and collide with each other, and watching all these tackles, and I was trying to stockpile.
00:23:35.000 I was like, in my head, I was like, how many injuries am I watching here?
00:23:38.000 Dude.
00:23:38.000 Because a lot of times dudes will walk off and then later that night they'll be like, oh man, my fucking back is killing me, right?
00:23:45.000 It's the worst, man.
00:23:45.000 It's the worst.
00:23:46.000 And then you get it diagnosed and there's some sort of a bulging disc or something.
00:23:49.000 The problem I had, because most of my issues that kept me off the field were like soft tissue injuries, which I can't run with, my hamstring won't get, but like all the rest of my stuff.
00:24:01.000 My problem became, like, my pain, my tolerance for pain, my threshold, it became so high that, like, I don't even know what hurt and what was normal anymore.
00:24:08.000 So, like, I'm still kind of dealing with a lot of those aches and pains and stuff now, but it's like, you just push through it because the pain was normal.
00:24:15.000 You just get accustomed to it.
00:24:17.000 Yeah, you just, pain becomes a part of life.
00:24:19.000 Wow.
00:24:20.000 Did you always know that like when you were...
00:24:23.000 I'm sure you played in high school and you played in college.
00:24:26.000 Did you always know that this was eventually gonna lead to like a point where your body just wasn't gonna be able to do it anymore?
00:24:33.000 Did you think about that?
00:24:35.000 You say that, right?
00:24:37.000 And people tell you about it, but, you know, they say ignorance is bliss.
00:24:40.000 Like, you don't know it actually affects you until it actually affects you.
00:24:45.000 And so, like, one of the worst games I've ever been a part of was we were playing Chicago in 2012, I think.
00:24:53.000 And it was raining, so they just running the ball the whole game.
00:24:56.000 And the next day I woke up, I'm limping, walking towards the bathroom.
00:25:01.000 It took me about five minutes and my bathroom was right there.
00:25:04.000 So it took me five minutes.
00:25:05.000 I was literally limping.
00:25:06.000 My body was just beat up.
00:25:07.000 Most of the painkillers were off from the game.
00:25:10.000 And when you're going through it, you don't really realize it.
00:25:13.000 But towards the end of my career, that's kind of why I decided to walk away.
00:25:17.000 Because I was like, is it worth it anymore?
00:25:20.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:25:20.000 I'm relatively healthy.
00:25:21.000 I can walk.
00:25:23.000 Who knows what I've done to my brain?
00:25:26.000 The onset of that comes on years later.
00:25:28.000 But after a while, it just stopped being worth it to me anymore.
00:25:32.000 Plus, I kind of just fell out of love with it.
00:25:35.000 That's a weird place to be, right?
00:25:36.000 Yeah.
00:25:37.000 Now, when you're saying you don't know what's going on with your brain, do you notice anything now?
00:25:43.000 Nothing that I haven't...
00:25:45.000 Nah.
00:25:46.000 I mean, I've definitely had concussions before.
00:25:48.000 And earlier on, the CT stuff kind of...
00:25:53.000 That was probably like 2013-14 is when the science really started and the news media really started talking about it.
00:26:02.000 But growing up, it was kind of just called a dinger.
00:26:05.000 You just got dunked.
00:26:05.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:26:06.000 You got dinged.
00:26:06.000 And no one worried about the consequences?
00:26:08.000 So we didn't really know.
00:26:08.000 Nah.
00:26:10.000 So it was just part of it.
00:26:13.000 I've definitely had concussions before where you're not really sure where you are, but somehow your subconscious knows what to do when you play.
00:26:21.000 Yeah, it's weird, man.
00:26:22.000 So you're out of it because you got cracked and you're just kind of going through the game anyway?
00:26:26.000 Keep playing.
00:26:27.000 Do you remember it afterwards?
00:26:30.000 Parts.
00:26:31.000 Parts.
00:26:31.000 That happens a lot to fighters.
00:26:33.000 They'll get dropped in the first round and then they'll be on their corner in the fourth round, headed into the fifth, and they'll think it's the second round.
00:26:41.000 And then the coach will go, hey man, you fought three more rounds than you think you did.
00:26:45.000 They're like, what?
00:26:46.000 Yeah.
00:26:47.000 It's crazy.
00:26:47.000 This is the second round, right?
00:26:48.000 Like, no, this is the last round.
00:26:49.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:26:51.000 It's amazing to me that people are able to function on such a high level, not really conscious of what's going on.
00:26:58.000 That's got to be your training, right?
00:26:59.000 Yes, that's all training is, is you're training your body to become second nature.
00:27:03.000 So now, when you were in high school and you were in college, was there any talk at all about brain damage?
00:27:08.000 Was there any talk about CTE? Not really.
00:27:12.000 Nobody worried about it.
00:27:13.000 No, it was just not...
00:27:14.000 It wasn't...
00:27:16.000 The science wasn't complete.
00:27:17.000 I'm pretty sure there were neuroscientists saying, like, your brain damage is real.
00:27:22.000 But the science wasn't as definitive as it is now.
00:27:25.000 Right.
00:27:26.000 But no one connected it the way they did with boxing?
00:27:29.000 Not to us.
00:27:30.000 Not to me.
00:27:33.000 Now, people are worrisome about putting their kids in youth leagues and stuff like that.
00:27:38.000 And they're even talking about not letting youth leagues have tackle football at all, which I'm an advocate for.
00:27:43.000 I don't think there's no point for it.
00:27:46.000 My sons are not going to play football.
00:27:49.000 No?
00:27:50.000 No.
00:27:50.000 Wow, that's crazy.
00:27:52.000 I made up my body so they could have a free ride or whatever they want to do, man.
00:27:58.000 What if they want to play football?
00:27:59.000 I'm going to say sit down, man.
00:28:01.000 You got to trust for it, man.
00:28:02.000 Relax.
00:28:04.000 Yeah, but what if they want to be their own man, you know?
00:28:08.000 I'm not going to physically stop him.
00:28:10.000 I mean, I probably could, but...
00:28:13.000 I would seriously sit him down and let him know the consequences.
00:28:18.000 Show him people and show him the risk factors involved.
00:28:21.000 Like, it is not worth it.
00:28:23.000 I know you want to...
00:28:23.000 I mean, as much as a son wants to walk in his father's shoes, it's just not worth it, man.
00:28:30.000 Right.
00:28:31.000 And you're probably not going to be as good.
00:28:32.000 That's just how.
00:28:34.000 What if your kid wanted to fight?
00:28:36.000 Like a box?
00:28:37.000 Yeah, a box or kickbox or MMA or something like that.
00:28:40.000 I wouldn't advocate that either.
00:28:42.000 You wouldn't let them do that?
00:28:42.000 No, I'm pushing them to go towards education.
00:28:44.000 I want them to be scientists.
00:28:46.000 If I had to do it over again, I wouldn't have never played football.
00:28:50.000 Really?
00:28:50.000 Yeah, I'd be a scientist.
00:28:51.000 You would start from the beginning.
00:28:52.000 If you could go back to college, knowing what you know now...
00:28:56.000 Wow.
00:28:57.000 Not even close.
00:28:58.000 And just because of the damage to your body?
00:29:01.000 Well, that and...
00:29:02.000 So it's a weird...
00:29:05.000 It's a weird thing.
00:29:06.000 So, like, you're in your prime physically as a man, but you're in your infancy mentally, right?
00:29:14.000 And so, like, I'm just now figuring out who I am and what kind of man I want to be.
00:29:14.000 Right.
00:29:18.000 And while you're in your prime, that's when you're in the public eye.
00:29:21.000 So you have to deal with all of that on top of figuring out who you are in a fishbowl.
00:29:27.000 And it's a really weird thing.
00:29:30.000 So I don't even want to deal with any kind of recognition or any kind of fame or whatever people want to call it.
00:29:39.000 I don't like it.
00:29:40.000 I don't want it.
00:29:41.000 I feel like the best society would be artists and scientists.
00:29:48.000 That would be an ideal society to me.
00:29:51.000 Wow, that's an interesting take on things, considering how successful you've been playing football.
00:29:56.000 I mean, playing football obviously was very financially rewarding to you, made you famous.
00:30:00.000 For sure.
00:30:01.000 I mean, if just some regular dude went on Twitter and started talking about, I could take a wolf one-on-one, nobody would give a fuck.
00:30:07.000 Nobody would care.
00:30:08.000 They'd be like, shut up, stupid.
00:30:09.000 I doubt anybody cares anyway, but it's just...
00:30:11.000 No, people care, man.
00:30:13.000 Fucking my Twitter exploded when I said you were coming on.
00:30:16.000 They're like, you better school him.
00:30:17.000 Tell him about wolves, man.
00:30:18.000 You better tell him about wolves, man.
00:30:20.000 My uncle shot a wolf, man.
00:30:22.000 He was going to kill his whole family.
00:30:25.000 I don't know, man.
00:30:27.000 It's a weird...
00:30:30.000 Once you get to that financial summit that everybody strives for, that American dream, you realize that there is no there.
00:30:37.000 And if you ain't happy with $10, you're not going to be happy with a million.
00:30:40.000 It's just not going to happen.
00:30:42.000 Now, granted, there are some things that you need monetary value in the society to a certain extent.
00:30:51.000 I think they did a study.
00:30:52.000 It's like after $75,000 a year, money can't buy happiness.
00:30:56.000 So everything else out there is just luxury.
00:30:58.000 And really, if you put it in perspective, I think like 35%, I mean, if you make $35,000 a year, you're in the top 1% of wealth in the world.
00:31:07.000 Yeah.
00:31:08.000 Something like that.
00:31:08.000 So it's all about perspective, man.
00:31:11.000 And it took me to get to that financial summit to understand that, unfortunately.
00:31:17.000 But the weird thing about it is once you tell people that and you're on top of this financial summit, it's easy for you to say.
00:31:23.000 I'm like, all right.
00:31:24.000 Of course.
00:31:25.000 Yeah.
00:31:25.000 Yeah.
00:31:26.000 Easy for you to say.
00:31:26.000 I know a lot of miserable millionaires, man.
00:31:28.000 I do too.
00:31:30.000 It's really interesting that you said that, like, growing up and figuring out who you are while you're in a fishbowl, and you're also involved in, not just, you're not just in a fishbowl, you're involved in, like, this competitive fishbowl, where your value is being judged by your ability to cover distance and speed,
00:31:49.000 by your ability to score points, or stop people from scoring points.
00:31:53.000 That's kind of crazy, too.
00:31:55.000 It's, um...
00:31:57.000 Football is not a place for thinkers.
00:32:00.000 And I'm not saying that I'm the only person that has these thoughts.
00:32:03.000 But if you question authority and you're questioning a lot of things, football is not the place for you.
00:32:08.000 Because if you're inquisitive at all, it comes off as arrogant and it comes off as disruptive.
00:32:15.000 And I never was.
00:32:16.000 I was always just like, why do we do things this way?
00:32:20.000 Especially in college, right?
00:32:22.000 Football has this weird...
00:32:27.000 Relationship with coach to player That like You can talk to other men Like You can treat them like shit So the coach can The coach can yell at the player You piece of shit You're not doing this Right?
00:32:38.000 But if I use If you was working at Home Depot And your boss comes like You piece of shit You didn't stock that box It'd be like You'd be calling HR You know what I'm saying?
00:32:46.000 But it's just a weird For some reason in that arena It's okay And like I was like Listen man If you want me to do something Like I used to tell my coach Like don't yell at me Like there's no reason for you to yell at me Cause like You know what I mean?
00:32:58.000 Fuck you up easier than a wolf.
00:33:02.000 Yeah, man.
00:33:03.000 It didn't make any sense to me.
00:33:04.000 Like, why on this field is it okay?
00:33:05.000 But as soon as we walk up this field, you wouldn't dare yell at me like that.
00:33:09.000 Why is that okay?
00:33:10.000 And plus, you're a hothead coming out of high school.
00:33:14.000 I mean, I was at least, and a lot of us are, because you just come from those neighborhoods where...
00:33:19.000 Do you think that's just because they have to control these big groups of super athletes, so they have to kind of posture and yell at them like you would yell at a guard dog or something like that?
00:33:28.000 It's cattle.
00:33:29.000 It's cattle.
00:33:29.000 So you just have to...
00:33:31.000 It's that same old mechanism of fear, right?
00:33:34.000 So people rule by fear.
00:33:35.000 So you rule with the bigger stick.
00:33:37.000 So that's how humans have done it for centuries.
00:33:41.000 That's just how they get into your head about, hold this leverage over you.
00:33:45.000 I have fear.
00:33:46.000 I have your scholarship.
00:33:47.000 I have this.
00:33:48.000 If you don't do what I say, all that gets taken away.
00:33:48.000 I have this.
00:33:50.000 And it works.
00:33:51.000 But for me, it didn't.
00:33:52.000 I was like, I don't...
00:33:57.000 But because of that, you're labeled as like a trouble backer.
00:34:00.000 Yeah, that's part of the reason why I didn't get drafted.
00:34:02.000 I found out the coaches said that I wasn't coachable.
00:34:07.000 I was like, not that I wasn't coachable, man.
00:34:09.000 I just didn't like getting yelled at.
00:34:12.000 Wow, that's bizarre.
00:34:14.000 Yeah, I've seen that before.
00:34:15.000 I've seen coaches screaming at athletes that could kill them.
00:34:18.000 And you don't see that in other sports.
00:34:20.000 You definitely don't see that in MMA. Well, in MMA also, the coach relationship with the fighter is like a father-son relationship in a lot of ways.
00:34:29.000 They're like brothers or at the very least family.
00:34:32.000 That's like an intense bond.
00:34:34.000 I'm not saying every coach is like that.
00:34:37.000 But it's definitely a culture.
00:34:39.000 Yeah.
00:34:40.000 It's definitely a culture.
00:34:41.000 Do you think that's changing?
00:34:42.000 With this whole Kaepernick thing and people are sort of aware of people being more socially conscious, more aware of people using their fame for a platform to voice their opinions on certain social issues, is that changing?
00:34:58.000 I think it has to.
00:35:00.000 Because...
00:35:01.000 Well, social media is just changing everything.
00:35:04.000 It's changing the way we think.
00:35:05.000 It's changing the way situations are monitored because it's like there's a camera with you everywhere.
00:35:11.000 But I think in a bigger sense, athletes in general are becoming more outspoken.
00:35:19.000 Athletes are becoming more well-versed.
00:35:22.000 They're really understanding their brand power.
00:35:24.000 And with that, you have to change the way things have been done in the past.
00:35:33.000 Simple stuff like training camp.
00:35:34.000 Training camp used to be two days, full pads, and you're hitting all the time.
00:35:37.000 You can't do that anymore because the athletes are getting bigger, stronger, and faster.
00:35:41.000 So if you want your cattle to last longer, you've got to take care of them when you're practicing.
00:35:46.000 That'll just talk like that.
00:35:47.000 It's so disturbing.
00:35:48.000 It's the truth, though, man.
00:35:49.000 I know it is.
00:35:49.000 I know it is.
00:35:50.000 That's why it's disturbing.
00:35:51.000 We get compensated heavily in the NFL. The NCAA is just a whole other conversation.
00:35:56.000 Those crooks don't pay their employees, but as far as the NFL, you get compensated.
00:36:01.000 And you know the risks.
00:36:03.000 For the most part, you know the risks going into the NFL. I chose to do this at a young age.
00:36:09.000 I'm glad you just said that, those crooks don't pay their employees, because that is a dark and dirty fucking business.
00:36:14.000 College sports.
00:36:15.000 I hate it.
00:36:16.000 I hate it.
00:36:16.000 I hate it, and I don't have anything to do with it, but I watch it.
00:36:19.000 I'm like, that's cool.
00:36:20.000 When you find out how much those fucking schools get from all those people in order to make sure that their team is successful, because the alma mater is one of, yay, we fucking won again, and they get billions of dollars.
00:36:30.000 They're a fucking huge, huge business.
00:36:33.000 And the athletes don't get paid anything.
00:36:36.000 Nah, man.
00:36:38.000 Many times I've told my side of that story, man.
00:36:42.000 I'm not a fan of the NCAA at all.
00:36:43.000 I'm not a fan either.
00:36:45.000 I think it's stealing.
00:36:46.000 I think they're stealing from those athletes.
00:36:49.000 And you're ruining their careers, most likely.
00:36:51.000 If you do four hard years of college football, what are the odds you're going to get out of that without a permanent injury?
00:36:57.000 I had, I think, three or four of my surgeries came from college.
00:37:01.000 Yeah.
00:37:03.000 And you're playing for free.
00:37:03.000 It's tough.
00:37:04.000 Mm-hmm.
00:37:04.000 And you're playing for free.
00:37:05.000 And my buddy...
00:37:05.000 But hey, you get an education.
00:37:07.000 See, that's the thing that kills me, man, when people say that.
00:37:09.000 They always like to say that.
00:37:09.000 Yeah.
00:37:11.000 I hate that.
00:37:12.000 So when I first went to school, I wanted to study astronomy.
00:37:15.000 Like, that was what I wanted to study.
00:37:16.000 So I went to my...
00:37:18.000 Academic advisor.
00:37:19.000 And I was like, okay, this is what I want to do.
00:37:20.000 Like, it took me like a year to figure out, okay, this is what I want to do.
00:37:22.000 I was in love with the stars and the colors.
00:37:24.000 I just wanted to know about it.
00:37:26.000 And as soon as I studied, I was like, oh, you can't do that.
00:37:28.000 I was like, why?
00:37:29.000 Because those classes conflict with the practice schedules and the meeting schedules.
00:37:33.000 And I was like, well, shit.
00:37:34.000 And so I had to wait another year in order to find what I wanted to do.
00:37:38.000 And I ended up settling for philosophy, which was a cool major.
00:37:41.000 But it wasn't...
00:37:43.000 I feel like if I would have got influenced by astronomy early on, then it would have changed my trajectory.
00:37:50.000 It would have changed the way I thought about it a lot.
00:37:52.000 Or I'd arrived to the conclusions that I'm at now a lot sooner.
00:37:56.000 Yeah, the whole you're getting an education thing.
00:37:59.000 Are you getting a real education?
00:38:02.000 Hell no.
00:38:03.000 Hell no.
00:38:04.000 It was about a month, maybe a month or three weeks after the season, before you go into spring ball, which is like you're up at five in the morning lifting, running, yada, yada, yada.
00:38:16.000 But there was like a three-week period where they leave you alone and you're just like a regular student.
00:38:21.000 And I did not know what to do with my time.
00:38:24.000 I'm like, how are these people not acing their classes?
00:38:27.000 Yeah.
00:38:28.000 I didn't understand how...
00:38:29.000 I mean, granted, they were taking tougher courses, but it's just like you have so much time.
00:38:34.000 I didn't know what to do with my time, whereas before, I'm up early in the morning, lifting weights, running, then going to class, then after class, get a little lunch, then go to another class, then you come back and you're in meetings, and after meetings, you go to practice, and after practice, you find some kind of energy to study.
00:38:49.000 Yeah, well, give me a rundown.
00:38:50.000 So what time of morning would you get up?
00:38:52.000 When you're in school...
00:38:54.000 Usually I had some of the...
00:38:56.000 Most of my classes were 8 o'clock classes.
00:38:58.000 So 8 a.m.
00:38:59.000 you're up?
00:39:00.000 No, I was up before that.
00:39:01.000 And depending on the day...
00:39:02.000 So you have to get a workout in.
00:39:05.000 Every strength coach has a different protocol.
00:39:07.000 So you have to lift at least three times a week.
00:39:11.000 Two to three times a week.
00:39:12.000 And so you either lift before class or before practice or after practice.
00:39:16.000 So you have to find your time.
00:39:19.000 But after practice has got to be hard, right?
00:39:20.000 Yeah, really then you're just kind of going through the motions.
00:39:24.000 But do you want to do it before practice?
00:39:26.000 Because then you might be tired when you go into practice.
00:39:28.000 You might not perform up to the best of your abilities.
00:39:31.000 I was not the best at that.
00:39:33.000 I used to get in trouble a lot because I was like, there's no way you guys can expect me to do all of this shit.
00:39:38.000 I used to get in trouble a lot for skipping weights.
00:39:41.000 And I wasn't big on weights anyway.
00:39:43.000 I was like, I didn't see, because we had a lot of Olympic weight lifting.
00:39:48.000 And that's kind of changing too.
00:39:49.000 We had a lot of deadlifts and squats and shit like that.
00:39:51.000 And I was never a fan of that stuff.
00:39:53.000 I was like, this is not conducive to being successful.
00:39:57.000 What do you think is?
00:39:58.000 Plyos?
00:39:59.000 Plyos?
00:40:00.000 Like yoga.
00:40:02.000 If we had yoga, I'd have been there every time because it's like you're getting loose.
00:40:08.000 Being limber is more important than being strong in my opinion, especially in my position.
00:40:12.000 I mean, there are some positions like D-linemen and offensive linemen where you gotta push.
00:40:18.000 But I'm not one of those positions.
00:40:19.000 I wasn't one of those positions being a running back.
00:40:21.000 Like DBs, receivers, stay limber, stay hydrated with good nutrition.
00:40:26.000 So for you, it's more important to be flexible and to be able to move your body in very fluid ways.
00:40:32.000 So to be able to avoid takedowns, to be able to avoid somebody trying to tackle you, more pliable is better.
00:40:39.000 In my opinion, yeah.
00:40:41.000 That's interesting.
00:40:42.000 That's an interesting way of looking at it.
00:40:43.000 So they would force you to do a certain amount of lifts?
00:40:46.000 Yeah, you got to do a certain amount of lifts, and then you got to go to class, and you got to stay up.
00:40:50.000 And then when you're doing these lifts, are they supervised, or you have to do them on your own?
00:40:53.000 Yeah, you have coaches in there.
00:40:54.000 That's another thing that bothered me, too.
00:40:57.000 I was like a rebel, man, because they would follow you around the weight room, right?
00:41:01.000 Because some guys liked to try to jerk the system.
00:41:06.000 And I'm like, this is what I want to do with my life.
00:41:08.000 I'm not going to cheat myself.
00:41:09.000 Stop following me around.
00:41:11.000 Yeah, it was weird.
00:41:11.000 Right, leave me alone.
00:41:12.000 And then they have class checkers that follow you, make sure you go to class.
00:41:15.000 Class checkers.
00:41:16.000 Yeah, and it's just like, bro, I just feel like a little kid, man.
00:41:19.000 Get out of my face.
00:41:20.000 And so after a while, that just wore on me, and the whole system wore on me.
00:41:23.000 And on top of that, I'm hungry.
00:41:26.000 You don't get the food.
00:41:26.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:41:27.000 I know people won't get on me again.
00:41:29.000 People from Tennessee hate me, bro.
00:41:30.000 It's weird.
00:41:31.000 People from Tennessee hate you?
00:41:32.000 Why?
00:41:33.000 I went there, and for some reason, anytime I say anything about the NCAA, they think I'm talking about Tennessee itself.
00:41:40.000 It's weird.
00:41:41.000 They're like, fuck you, man.
00:41:43.000 I still have people to this day.
00:41:46.000 Matter of fact, yesterday in my mentions talking about fumbles I had from like 10 years ago.
00:41:52.000 It's weird, man.
00:41:53.000 People are awkward, man.
00:41:55.000 Well, people love to bring up things that you've done wrong.
00:41:57.000 When I was like 18 years old...
00:41:59.000 They love it.
00:41:59.000 People love that.
00:41:59.000 They love it.
00:42:00.000 It's funny, man.
00:42:02.000 What are you going to do?
00:42:02.000 It is funny.
00:42:03.000 So you would get up in the morning and you would have to figure out when you're...
00:42:06.000 So would you schedule your lifts in?
00:42:08.000 It's not necessarily a schedule.
00:42:10.000 It's more like a...
00:42:13.000 Whatever suits your schedule the best.
00:42:14.000 So if you have an 8 o'clock class, you get up...
00:42:17.000 You can either go before class or whenever your break is, during...
00:42:20.000 And how many classes are you doing a day?
00:42:22.000 It's probably like 2 or 3. And what, are you supposed to keep up a certain GPA? Yeah, 2.5.
00:42:28.000 So you have to keep up a 2...
00:42:29.000 What is that, like a C average or something?
00:42:31.000 A C average.
00:42:32.000 So you would, you go to your class, you do whatever you gotta do, and then how many times a day are you practicing?
00:42:39.000 Once a day.
00:42:40.000 Once a day.
00:42:41.000 But then you have meetings.
00:42:42.000 Meetings are like an hour 30. And the meetings are essentially going over strategy?
00:42:46.000 Yeah, you get your playbook, your game plan, watch film on the other team or yourself.
00:42:52.000 Is it hard to motivate yourself watching all that shit?
00:42:54.000 Yeah, after a while.
00:42:56.000 For me, because my quarterbacks are different.
00:42:58.000 They don't have to...
00:43:01.000 Exerting as much physical energy as we do, and they're more on a mental game, so they have to know the defensive games that the defensive coordinator's playing, right?
00:43:10.000 So what coverage they're in, what the safeties are doing.
00:43:13.000 They have to know all that.
00:43:14.000 As a running back, you kind of have to know, but not as much.
00:43:17.000 You kind of just have to know where their blitzes are coming from.
00:43:20.000 I don't want to bore you with the intricacy, but after a while, I didn't need to watch much film in order for me to get my assignment done, so a lot of the time, I'm just sitting there wasting time.
00:43:29.000 A lot of guys feel like that, too.
00:43:31.000 Yeah, I would imagine sitting there watching some stupid plays.
00:43:35.000 I always told my coaches, especially in the league, I was like, you could give me my game plan, like, Saturday before the game, and I'll execute it.
00:43:45.000 Like, I didn't need, I think a lot of what they do in the NFL is just reinforcement.
00:43:49.000 It's just over and over, and it's repetition, it's repetition.
00:43:52.000 And after a while, especially if you're a veteran, you don't need, that's why Brett Favre, like, when he was deciding whether to come back or not, He was like, I would love to, but all that other shit, I don't like doing all the meetings.
00:44:04.000 That's what kept him back?
00:44:05.000 Yeah, man.
00:44:06.000 It just gets old.
00:44:06.000 Really?
00:44:07.000 It gets super old, man.
00:44:09.000 If you know what you're doing and you're well-versed in your craft, you don't need half of that shit.
00:44:15.000 And this is terrible for the younger cast that are listening to this.
00:44:18.000 Y'all need it, man.
00:44:18.000 Yeah.
00:44:20.000 Well, there's something about a guy like Brett Favre, too, with all that fucking gray hair, all grizzled old veteran.
00:44:24.000 He's a goat, man.
00:44:25.000 Still wanting to do it.
00:44:26.000 He's a goat, man.
00:44:28.000 Crazy, right?
00:44:28.000 He's a goat, man.
00:44:30.000 It's just crazy that he still wanted to do it.
00:44:32.000 I mean, how many times has that guy been dinged?
00:44:34.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:44:34.000 They don't get hit a lot, though.
00:44:38.000 Get hit enough.
00:44:39.000 Yeah, I mean...
00:44:40.000 You know, Jim McMahon's all fucked up now.
00:44:42.000 I mean, most ex-players are.
00:44:44.000 Yeah.
00:44:45.000 Most ex-players are.
00:44:46.000 I was reading that Sports Illustrated article about McMahon, and he did an interview on one of those sports radio stations.
00:44:53.000 I was listening to it.
00:44:54.000 It was disturbing.
00:44:55.000 He was talking about he'll be, like, somewhere, and he just totally forgot how he got there, where he's going, why do I have my keys in my hand, where am I going?
00:45:03.000 Yeah.
00:45:04.000 I mean, it's part of the unfortunate part of the process.
00:45:09.000 So they would follow you around and make sure you go to classes with some dude with a clipboard?
00:45:13.000 Yes.
00:45:14.000 Some GA. Have you gone to your math class today?
00:45:14.000 Mr. Foster?
00:45:16.000 They wouldn't say anything though, right?
00:45:17.000 So they wouldn't say anything.
00:45:18.000 So they would send them and they would check and see if you're in there.
00:45:21.000 And if you're not in there, they'll report back to their coach and be like, oh, he missed so-and-so.
00:45:25.000 And then you got to go up to the coach's office like, why weren't you?
00:45:27.000 I'm like, the crazy shit is...
00:45:29.000 In college, that's where you kind of learn how to time management as...
00:45:32.000 That's where you learn your time management as an adult, right?
00:45:35.000 So they don't even allow you to become an adult how most adults become adults in that college system.
00:45:41.000 So, like, some teachers, some professors will give you a syllabus and say, here's going to be the work for you, and show up when you want to show up, but you're responsible for your own information at the end of the day, for the most part.
00:45:51.000 We don't even get that luxury.
00:45:54.000 You have to go every single day, every class.
00:45:57.000 And I'm like...
00:45:58.000 Students aren't even required.
00:45:59.000 Why am I required?
00:46:01.000 Yeah, you could study at home if you wanted to, and maybe even learn more.
00:46:05.000 And that was really the beginning of online, like syllabuses, online stuff.
00:46:10.000 So I'm not sure, maybe colleges have adjusted to that nowadays, but from when I was gone, it was mandated you had to go to every class.
00:46:19.000 Well, it seems like you're preparing for...
00:46:21.000 A career in professional sports, but you're also pretending that you're getting a real education, like a regular person.
00:46:30.000 Yeah.
00:46:30.000 But it is kind of pretending, because there's no way you could be preparing for high-level college athletics and have the same time to devote to your studies.
00:46:39.000 No, you can't.
00:46:40.000 And that's why I said I would do it again.
00:46:43.000 If I had to do it again, I would do something else.
00:46:45.000 You just wouldn't go football at all?
00:46:47.000 Because the shit that keeps me up at night now, it's not football.
00:46:52.000 And that's how I knew it was time to get out.
00:46:53.000 I'm sitting on the sidelines and I'm thinking about other shit.
00:46:56.000 Like what kind of shit?
00:46:57.000 It's physics.
00:46:59.000 Physics?
00:47:00.000 Really?
00:47:00.000 It keeps me up at night, man.
00:47:01.000 It keeps me up at night.
00:47:01.000 What kind of physics?
00:47:03.000 Theoretical physics.
00:47:04.000 So what got me into it was relativity.
00:47:06.000 That's what hooked me in.
00:47:08.000 Like Einstein?
00:47:09.000 E equals MC square?
00:47:11.000 That kind of shit?
00:47:12.000 What got in?
00:47:13.000 You just fascinated by the concept of it?
00:47:15.000 It's...
00:47:16.000 I don't know how anybody isn't, man.
00:47:18.000 The whole story...
00:47:20.000 Relativity brought me in.
00:47:23.000 How it happened was one day I was actually high, man.
00:47:26.000 So I was smoking weed.
00:47:27.000 Yeah.
00:47:27.000 Crazy.
00:47:28.000 And it kind of hit me.
00:47:30.000 Because you hear about what Einstein did, but you don't really understand it.
00:47:34.000 Because, I mean, unless it sparks your interest, right?
00:47:36.000 And so I was just sitting there watching the documentary.
00:47:39.000 And he proved how light bends, right?
00:47:43.000 So gravity bends light.
00:47:46.000 And it just kind of hit me.
00:47:47.000 I was like, that shit is crazy.
00:47:48.000 So I just started digging more and more and more.
00:47:50.000 And then you research the beginnings of when we started...
00:47:55.000 Research in light in the first place like Newton figured out that light breaks and it's just a whole entire Science history of that the aspect of light gravity is just blew me away And I just just got hooked Neil deGrasse Tyson was here two weeks ago and he fucked my head up My head has been broken ever since he said that if you go 1g like out into space like say if you're in a like a rocket it shoots 1g out into space and If it continues to go at 1G with that same force,
00:48:24.000 because there's no air in space, the momentum of that...
00:48:27.000 Because most of the time what they do, the rocket's cut off and then you just move forward on the momentum because you're in a vacuum.
00:48:33.000 You're just flying through space.
00:48:34.000 But if you continue to propel at 1G... You will reach, like, just under the speed of light.
00:48:42.000 So if you, like, if you're going to somewhere that's five light years away, it would take one year more.
00:48:47.000 So instead of five years, it would take you six years.
00:48:50.000 Right.
00:48:50.000 So if it's ten light years away, it'll take you eleven years.
00:48:52.000 So it's a year under the speed of light.
00:48:54.000 I was like, what in the fuck?
00:48:56.000 Can you imagine how fast that is?
00:48:56.000 I didn't know that either.
00:48:58.000 Fucking light!
00:48:58.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
00:48:59.000 It's crazy.
00:49:00.000 Think of how fast light moves.
00:49:02.000 And you can get that fast, almost as fast as the speed of light, by just going one G. I didn't know that.
00:49:08.000 That's been fucking with me for two weeks.
00:49:11.000 I'll sometimes get up in the morning and I'll just try to think of how fast that is.
00:49:17.000 That shit's crazy.
00:49:18.000 Like if you were watching someone whizzed by you.
00:49:21.000 You wouldn't even be able to catch it.
00:49:22.000 You wouldn't even be able to see it.
00:49:23.000 Yeah, it would be too fast for you to see.
00:49:24.000 And that's a person.
00:49:26.000 In a tube.
00:49:27.000 Alright.
00:49:28.000 And then you start digging into the relativity about that.
00:49:31.000 Yeah.
00:49:32.000 He's gonna be aging slower than you.
00:49:33.000 Yes.
00:49:34.000 Because he's moving faster.
00:49:35.000 That's really crazy.
00:49:36.000 So that shit, shit like that keeps me up at night, man.
00:49:38.000 And so like I wish, like I'm to the point now where like I've done enough reading about it, like and unless I start learning the math of it, like I've reached my limit of what to know about physics.
00:49:49.000 Are you thinking about doing that?
00:49:50.000 Yeah.
00:49:50.000 Really?
00:49:51.000 I'm probably gonna get back in school.
00:49:52.000 Wow.
00:49:53.000 What if you become some fucking CERN scientist?
00:49:56.000 That'd be dope, man.
00:49:57.000 Go down there and work on the Large Hadron Collider or some shit?
00:49:59.000 To me, that's more...
00:50:00.000 I mean, I guess any kind of goal that you set as a seven-year-old and obtain is you should be super proud of.
00:50:07.000 But my conscience tells me, you haven't given anything to this society.
00:50:12.000 And that's the way my brain thinks.
00:50:14.000 And so it's like, unless I do something like that, I just feel like I've been bumping around.
00:50:20.000 30. Well, you still got plenty of room.
00:50:20.000 How old are you now?
00:50:23.000 I'll be coming late in the game, but yeah.
00:50:23.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:50:27.000 Yeah, but you come in the game with a lot of life experience at an intense level that most people just could never even comprehend.
00:50:34.000 That's true.
00:50:35.000 You know, I mean, there's got to be some sort of enhanced perspective from playing football at the highest level in the world.
00:50:42.000 I mean, there's got to be something to that.
00:50:45.000 You're playing in the NFL. Just the amount of intensity and just the problem solving that you're having to deal with on the field and just the overcoming the physical injuries, that mental strength that you have to have to deal with the kind of pain that you've had to experience.
00:51:02.000 That alone, all that stuff, I mean, all that stuff, it might not seem like it applies, but I feel like everything applies.
00:51:08.000 I think every book you read, every relationship you're in, every friendship you have, everything that you see that changes the way you look at life, all those things sort of add layers to your existence.
00:51:20.000 I appreciate the pep talk, man.
00:51:21.000 Dude, fuck that.
00:51:23.000 Get back in there.
00:51:25.000 It would be crazy if you became some crazy huge physicist.
00:51:28.000 That's a goal of mine, man, is to definitely get a bachelor's.
00:51:34.000 Well, it's completely possible.
00:51:35.000 Oh, for sure.
00:51:36.000 Bachelor's is possible and PhD is possible too if you really want to work towards it.
00:51:39.000 Yeah, it's a long egregious process, but I think I'm up for it, man.
00:51:45.000 I just want to do a little more relaxing because I just retired in what, November?
00:51:49.000 And what caused you to retire?
00:51:50.000 Like physically, are you okay?
00:51:51.000 Yeah, I'm okay physically.
00:51:53.000 It was just a little bit of both.
00:51:54.000 So I had a couple of nagging injuries and also so I'm sitting on the sidelines and I'm just not into it.
00:52:01.000 I remember vividly thinking like, I don't care at all who wins this game.
00:52:06.000 I just don't care, man.
00:52:08.000 That's so crazy.
00:52:10.000 That's why I love Adam Gates.
00:52:12.000 He's the head coach at the Miami Dolphins.
00:52:16.000 The whole organization in Miami, they let me bow out gracefully.
00:52:20.000 They respected what I did in the NFL and they were like, listen, do it how you want to do it and we're not going to make it hard for you.
00:52:26.000 Some NFL organizations could be a dick about it.
00:52:28.000 They could take money from you.
00:52:29.000 They could do all kinds of shit.
00:52:31.000 But they were really good about the process.
00:52:35.000 I guess the way I explained it to them was like, man, I feel like they had a good team.
00:52:39.000 And I felt like if I'm sitting here just holding on for a check, I'm wasting your time and you're wasting my time.
00:52:46.000 And so there's no reason for me to be here anymore because my heart just isn't in it anymore.
00:52:50.000 I appreciate what the game did for myself, for my family.
00:52:52.000 And it's kept me driven for 30 years, man.
00:52:55.000 But it was just time to go.
00:52:56.000 That's a very balanced perspective.
00:52:57.000 For a lot of people, the big paychecks are hard to walk away from.
00:53:01.000 Of course.
00:53:02.000 But you have the point of view, you have enough perspective, enough objective perspective to look outside of it and go, this is not where I want to be.
00:53:12.000 And it was a weird parting, too, because that's all I've known since I was seven years old.
00:53:18.000 Every fall.
00:53:19.000 Really?
00:53:20.000 And even before that, getting ready for football.
00:53:23.000 It's just all I've known.
00:53:23.000 It's been my life.
00:53:25.000 And I just got to the point where, man, it's just a whole big world out there, and I need to feed off that.
00:53:34.000 That's very confident of you, too.
00:53:36.000 That's what's really powerful about that, is that you realize that you're kind of starting from scratch.
00:53:42.000 Obviously not, because you're financially successful, you're famous, you got some stuff going on, but you're entering into a completely different world now, as far as the potential of your future.
00:53:52.000 Right.
00:53:56.000 I've always been a humble cat, man.
00:53:58.000 I never thought that I was any bigger or better.
00:54:01.000 None of that shit ever mattered to me because I would be in the middle of a game and think, this is weird, people just watching us play a game.
00:54:08.000 This shit is so weird.
00:54:10.000 100,000 people are like, this is so awkward to me.
00:54:12.000 But I've always kept that perspective.
00:54:13.000 I didn't think anything of it.
00:54:26.000 I'm extremely appreciative of everything that the game has brought me to.
00:54:31.000 Now, when you were in college, the big thing in college football is always that players are getting paid off.
00:54:37.000 They're getting money.
00:54:38.000 Did any of that shit ever happen with you?
00:54:41.000 Mm-hmm.
00:54:42.000 Yeah?
00:54:42.000 Mm-hmm.
00:54:44.000 I caused a big stir a while back because I admitted that.
00:54:48.000 And this is a weird thing, too.
00:54:52.000 So players were mad at me for saying it.
00:54:55.000 And I was like, why would you say that?
00:54:56.000 You're fucking it up for the younger cats.
00:54:58.000 And I'm just like...
00:54:59.000 Once y'all realize that these rules that the NCAA made are stupid and all it takes is for everybody to stand up and say, this is stupid, they'll go away.
00:55:07.000 They're their own separate entity.
00:55:09.000 They don't answer to anybody.
00:55:12.000 They're just the NCAA. And they have contracts with the television stations.
00:55:18.000 And so that's what's keeping them in play.
00:55:21.000 Millions of dollars.
00:55:22.000 Billions.
00:55:22.000 So if the athletes finally wake up and say, like my dad had a great idea, so say all the top recruits stop going to the big schools, right?
00:55:33.000 So they start going to places like Grambling or some of the smaller schools, right?
00:55:39.000 That would take away the NCAA's leverage.
00:55:42.000 And then you can start paying the players.
00:55:43.000 And I'm not saying that they should get a salary like the NFL. I don't know.
00:55:48.000 Those semantics can be worked out when the time comes.
00:55:50.000 All I'm saying is the NCAA is they're holding everybody hostage by a system that was put in place in the, what, 1930s or 20s or something like that?
00:56:02.000 When the big business of college football wasn't even close to what it is now.
00:56:06.000 Right.
00:56:06.000 So the sponsorship and all of that stuff, it wasn't even near what it is now.
00:56:10.000 You have the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl.
00:56:12.000 You have the Nokia Sugar Bowl.
00:56:15.000 These are companies that are paying millions of dollars in order to have them play under that guise.
00:56:20.000 Well, it seems to me like what college is is almost like a farm team.
00:56:24.000 It is.
00:56:25.000 They don't want to call it that, though.
00:56:26.000 They don't want to call it.
00:56:27.000 You're pretending that these are students.
00:56:29.000 And they're kind of students.
00:56:31.000 I mean, that you make them sit in class and you make them get a C. There are cats that play that are going to go pro in something other than sports.
00:56:38.000 That's for sure.
00:56:39.000 Do you think that it would be okay if they did it the way they're doing it now, but they pay the athletes and they make school an option?
00:56:47.000 That, to me, we've discussed a lot of that, man.
00:56:51.000 And, um...
00:56:52.000 I don't see a problem with that, and I'll tell you why.
00:56:54.000 And I also think you should be able to get a degree in football because there are so many jobs that the NFL has, right?
00:57:01.000 You have commentators, you have GMs, you have staff that work all throughout the NFL offices.
00:57:06.000 Why can't you major in football?
00:57:07.000 That's a great idea.
00:57:09.000 It's a business.
00:57:09.000 It is.
00:57:10.000 It's a business, but for some reason we're treating it like it's not a business.
00:57:13.000 And as soon as we wake up and say, this is a business, I think...
00:57:18.000 Progression will happen, and it always does, but they're just holding on to this circular reasoning of, no, they're amateur athletes.
00:57:25.000 Well, why are they amateur athletes?
00:57:26.000 Because we don't pay them.
00:57:26.000 Why don't we pay them?
00:57:27.000 Because they're amateur athletes.
00:57:30.000 It's ridiculous.
00:57:31.000 Yeah, and I feel like if you did get a degree in football, then your time could be spent learning physiology, strength and conditioning, protocols.
00:57:39.000 Nutrition.
00:57:39.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:57:39.000 Because, I mean, it took me until...
00:57:42.000 I didn't really understand nutrition until I got out of college, honestly.
00:57:44.000 Really?
00:57:45.000 Yeah, I didn't really understand it.
00:57:46.000 There was a nutritionist there, but it wasn't as detailed as it is now.
00:57:50.000 What were they telling you?
00:57:51.000 I didn't care.
00:57:53.000 That was the thing.
00:57:54.000 I didn't care.
00:57:55.000 I was drinking a lot and I was eating a lot of Wendy's, right?
00:57:59.000 Because when you're 19 years old, it don't affect your body.
00:58:01.000 You can put whatever in your body really.
00:58:03.000 But then when you start getting to where this is your job and you can start filling those burgers on you the next day, It was like, hold on, maybe I need to look into this.
00:58:12.000 So I looked into it independently and that's when I didn't understand what nutrition did for the body.
00:58:16.000 I really didn't understand.
00:58:17.000 But you can do nutrition, physiology, everything that you're interested in and that is helpful to your craft.
00:58:24.000 Do you think when you're young that it doesn't affect your body or do you think you're not tuned in enough to your body to realize it's affecting you?
00:58:32.000 I think a little bit of both, man.
00:58:34.000 A little bit of both?
00:58:35.000 You have to watch what you eat as you get older, that's for sure.
00:58:38.000 And when I really started noticing, it was like 23, 24. When I was like, alright, those heavy weekends where I'm eating whatever I want and getting drunk, they're fucking with me.
00:58:50.000 So I have to really start looking at what is good to put in my body and what is not.
00:58:54.000 You kind of know just based off the pyramid and you growing up hearing what's good and what's bad.
00:58:59.000 But once you...
00:59:00.000 Once you understand and break down the carbs and all of this stuff that you're putting in your body, it takes your game to the next level.
00:59:09.000 And it did that to me.
00:59:10.000 So what kind of advice did they give you in college as far as nutrition?
00:59:13.000 What did they tell you to eat?
00:59:14.000 I mean, it's a lot of the same stuff.
00:59:16.000 A lot of grilled, make sure nothing fried.
00:59:19.000 You don't want to load up on carbs.
00:59:23.000 Certain kind of carbs aren't as good for you.
00:59:26.000 Some carbs are really good, like sweet potatoes are really good.
00:59:28.000 They were giving me the...
00:59:30.000 Good information.
00:59:31.000 I wasn't ready to receive the information, so I can't fault them.
00:59:36.000 But once you got out of college, then you started really paying attention to it.
00:59:39.000 Yeah.
00:59:39.000 And what did you follow after that?
00:59:45.000 The same model that...
00:59:48.000 So it's like the grill stuff, stuff like that.
00:59:51.000 And then I have such an addictive personality, I started doing a lot.
00:59:55.000 So I started getting into being a vegan, right?
00:59:58.000 And plant-based.
01:00:00.000 And so it led me to there, like researching food and nutrition.
01:00:07.000 That lifestyle is not for me.
01:00:09.000 I tried it for about six, seven months.
01:00:11.000 But...
01:00:13.000 I mean, I tried the best I could to eat as healthy as I could.
01:00:13.000 Yeah, man.
01:00:17.000 What happened with you with trying vegan?
01:00:21.000 It was really good, man.
01:00:22.000 I met a lot of good people.
01:00:23.000 Vegans come out of the woodworks to show the support.
01:00:27.000 They also put you in the guillotine when you leave, though.
01:00:32.000 Traitor.
01:00:33.000 Yeah, they get mad.
01:00:34.000 Yeah, they're super, man.
01:00:36.000 But, you know, I kind of support the lifestyle, man.
01:00:39.000 Plant-based.
01:00:40.000 You could be a vegan and drink Coke and eat chips all day.
01:00:44.000 But, like, plant-based lifestyle, I feel like it's really healthy.
01:00:44.000 Right.
01:00:47.000 And I felt really good while I was eating like that.
01:00:50.000 But for me, I got tired of constantly worrying about what I was going to put in my body.
01:00:56.000 Like, so every meal was a prep.
01:00:58.000 I had to do it every single day.
01:01:00.000 And everything in our lives is like a...
01:01:03.000 It's a celebration, and our celebration is usually centered around food and meat.
01:01:08.000 So I got tired of doing that, so I was like, alright, if I die two years earlier...
01:01:13.000 Do you really think you're going to, though?
01:01:15.000 Do you think it's bad for you to eat meat?
01:01:17.000 No, in moderation.
01:01:19.000 I think if you just load up on a lot of meat, it can be unhealthy.
01:01:23.000 Did you, when you were eating a vegan diet, did you notice performance benefits?
01:01:30.000 It's all anecdotal.
01:01:31.000 I don't have any, you know, but I felt like I recovered a little faster.
01:01:36.000 But again, it's all anecdotal and it could have been all in my head.
01:01:40.000 I think just eating a lot of vegetables will do that for you, for sure.
01:01:43.000 I mean, whether or not you eat meat at all or fish or anything, I just think it's so beneficial to eat a lot of vegetables.
01:01:49.000 100%.
01:01:50.000 And one thing I know it did for sure was it cleansed me.
01:01:54.000 Like, your bowel movements...
01:01:57.000 Be cool!
01:01:58.000 Bro, it just slides out.
01:02:00.000 Not to get too grotesque, man.
01:02:01.000 Too late.
01:02:03.000 But it's important, man.
01:02:05.000 We all do it.
01:02:06.000 You notice a difference and you really understand what a healthy bowel movement is and what a not healthy bowel movement is.
01:02:11.000 Oh, yeah, man.
01:02:12.000 If you're just eating cheeseburgers and stuff and you're not getting a lot of vegetables and a lot of fiber, people don't even know.
01:02:18.000 Yeah.
01:02:19.000 It's a different...
01:02:20.000 Especially if you blend it.
01:02:22.000 If you blend kale shakes, it just lubes the whole process up.
01:02:27.000 I wasn't big on the blender, man.
01:02:29.000 I'm big on it because I can eat way more than I would ever in a salad.
01:02:34.000 There's only so much you can eat in a salad, but if I blend that shit up and break it down to 24 ounces of semi-liquid, that's a lot of weight of vegetables.
01:02:44.000 It just seems to me that just massive boost of nutrients that enter into your bloodstream and your digestive tract.
01:02:51.000 I'm just not as good with the patients.
01:02:54.000 I understand.
01:02:54.000 Yeah, I know.
01:02:55.000 What about protein?
01:02:56.000 When you were being a vegan, did you use like pea protein or hemp protein?
01:03:02.000 Like what kind of protein?
01:03:03.000 You got to stay away from hemp because they test for weed.
01:03:08.000 They said sometimes.
01:03:10.000 I don't want to take the chance.
01:03:12.000 I'm not well versed on what is and what is not.
01:03:12.000 Wow.
01:03:15.000 We'll get you some on it shit that doesn't test positive at all.
01:03:18.000 I'm done, so I can do whatever I want.
01:03:19.000 But I don't know why they would say that, because most, if you get good hemp, well, I guess that's the thing, it's good.
01:03:25.000 So they said flax seeds can...
01:03:28.000 Can make you test positive?
01:03:29.000 Yeah.
01:03:30.000 Well, you know, poppy seeds can make you test positive for heroin?
01:03:32.000 Yeah, poppy seeds too.
01:03:33.000 Yeah.
01:03:33.000 Isn't that crazy?
01:03:34.000 Like, people have tested positive on those random drug tests they give people at their jobs from having a poppy seed bagel.
01:03:39.000 Yeah, that's what they do.
01:03:40.000 Like, Bob, are you shooting heroin?
01:03:41.000 Yeah.
01:03:42.000 No, I just like locks.
01:03:43.000 Right.
01:03:44.000 I'm eating a fucking bagel sandwich.
01:03:45.000 That shit's stupid anyway, like, in the NFL. Like, they need to, um...
01:03:49.000 Uh...
01:03:52.000 Let guys use weed for pain.
01:03:55.000 Oh, for sure.
01:03:56.000 It's ridiculous.
01:03:57.000 Well, definitely CBDs, for sure, because it's not even psychoactive.
01:04:01.000 CBD is just oil that comes from a hemp plant that's not psychoactive.
01:04:07.000 It's really good for you, too.
01:04:08.000 Super good for inflammation, joint pain, and things along those lines.
01:04:12.000 Matter of fact, when I had my...
01:04:13.000 Actually, we got some right here.
01:04:15.000 This is Charlotte's Web.
01:04:18.000 This is actually one of my sponsors now.
01:04:20.000 They make hemp oil.
01:04:22.000 Yeah, I didn't mean to plug it.
01:04:24.000 I'm going to do it.
01:04:25.000 It's actually on this podcast.
01:04:26.000 I have to do a sponsor about it, but this stuff is great.
01:04:30.000 And you just take it and it drops?
01:04:32.000 It's good for you?
01:04:33.000 No negative effects?
01:04:35.000 I had my back surgery in 2014. Or 13. What did you have done?
01:04:42.000 L5-S1. I had a...
01:04:44.000 Dissectomy?
01:04:46.000 Yeah, dissectomy.
01:04:48.000 They prescribed Percocet.
01:04:52.000 Percocet, I used to take them for everything else.
01:04:55.000 They used to make me gag and throw up every single time I took them.
01:04:58.000 And so, really, any painkiller that would heavily sedate you, I would always, like, throw up.
01:05:04.000 And they told me that if you, like, have a gag reflex too much, I could have re-slip my disc.
01:05:10.000 Really?
01:05:11.000 Mm-hmm.
01:05:11.000 So, for, like, two days, I was, like, in pain after the surgery, and my dad was like, man, go get some weed, or at least I'm gonna go get you some weed.
01:05:18.000 I was like, word, Pop?
01:05:20.000 Yeah.
01:05:21.000 He's like, yeah, man.
01:05:22.000 So he went to them.
01:05:23.000 Luckily, I was in LA. I got it in LA. And they had a dispensary.
01:05:26.000 And so I got some.
01:05:28.000 And it helped immediately.
01:05:30.000 And I was like, there's no way that this shouldn't be okay.
01:05:34.000 It should totally be legal.
01:05:36.000 We're being fucked.
01:05:38.000 I mean, slowly but surely, it's starting to become legal recreationally.
01:05:43.000 It's legal now in California recreationally.
01:05:45.000 But the federal government is still resisting it because of the influence of the pharmaceutical companies and also a bunch of other people that Like the prison guard unions, they don't want it to be legal because they would have less people to arrest.
01:05:56.000 It's kind of fucked up.
01:05:57.000 Yeah, no, the prison industrial complex.
01:05:59.000 It's scary shit.
01:06:00.000 It's a real thing, man.
01:06:01.000 They're making money off people being in cages.
01:06:03.000 It's like people are human batteries, and you get money off of them.
01:06:07.000 The Matrix.
01:06:08.000 It is The Matrix.
01:06:09.000 It really is.
01:06:10.000 It's like a very low-level version of The Matrix, but it's terrifying that that logic, with all the science that's in place about what's dangerous and what's not, they're prescribing Percocets.
01:06:18.000 They're like, here, fella, take these.
01:06:20.000 Makes no sense.
01:06:21.000 You young strapping buck, why don't you take some shit that might get you hooked?
01:06:24.000 They have this waiver we have to sign, so there's this painkiller called Toradol in the NFL, right?
01:06:31.000 Yeah, it's awful, but I took it a lot because- They prescribed that shit to my dog.
01:06:35.000 Yeah.
01:06:35.000 Really?
01:06:36.000 Jesus Christ.
01:06:36.000 My dog got bit.
01:06:37.000 So for Toronto, we have to sign this waiver that says you're kind of just giving up.
01:06:43.000 We're not responsible for it.
01:06:45.000 But they'll let us take that, but they won't let us smoke weed.
01:06:49.000 And they're banning dudes that smoke weed, and they're suspending dudes that smoke weed.
01:06:53.000 Ricky Williams, right?
01:06:53.000 He retired because of that.
01:06:54.000 Even just Josh Gordon, he played receiver for the Browns.
01:06:58.000 He's one of the best young receivers I've seen in a long time, but they banned him for a year because he tested positive two or three times.
01:07:04.000 That's so crazy.
01:07:04.000 And it's like, you're throwing away, I mean, granted, he needs to be smarter, but you're throwing away an entire man's career because of weed.
01:07:11.000 It's not crack, it's not cocaine, you know what I'm saying?
01:07:13.000 It's weed, man.
01:07:14.000 But they're kind of trying to send a message to the youth to stay away from the illegal drugs.
01:07:19.000 It's Reagan all over again.
01:07:21.000 You're trying to rule off of fear.
01:07:22.000 It's fear, man.
01:07:23.000 It's not based on reality.
01:07:26.000 The reality is, if you were to legalize drugs, period, you can regulate it.
01:07:30.000 And that way you can do it in a controlled environment, and that way you don't have all of this...
01:07:34.000 I mean, that's what they did with the prohibition of alcohol.
01:07:36.000 Right.
01:07:37.000 Legalize it.
01:07:38.000 Well, that's also what they're doing right now with opiate pills.
01:07:40.000 I mean, Oxycontins are not illegal.
01:07:43.000 They can be prescribed.
01:07:44.000 You just have to have a doctor that prescribes it.
01:07:46.000 It's ridiculous.
01:07:46.000 It is pretty crazy.
01:07:47.000 Well, it's really crazy when people realize that marijuana helps pain relief as much, if not better, than all that stuff.
01:07:54.000 And it doesn't have any of the addictive properties.
01:07:56.000 And if you do, there have been people that have said that it's addictive, and there's some studies that point to that in certain individuals.
01:08:02.000 But I would state that those people are probably addicted to fucking everything.
01:08:06.000 I couldn't call it.
01:08:08.000 Physically, I don't get how marijuana is addictive.
01:08:11.000 It just doesn't make any sense.
01:08:12.000 I've smoked pot every day for years, and then I'll take like a month off and nothing.
01:08:17.000 Not an ache, not a pain, no shakes, no nothing.
01:08:21.000 You just don't have it.
01:08:24.000 Drink orange juice, then don't drink orange juice.
01:08:27.000 There's really nothing there.
01:08:29.000 Nothing happens.
01:08:30.000 I don't get it, man.
01:08:31.000 I'm not like a heavy smoker like that, but I'm like on a Saturday night when I ain't going nowhere, I'm going to set up my pipe in my sack and I'm going to watch a great movie.
01:08:43.000 Why not?
01:08:44.000 And fall asleep.
01:08:45.000 Yeah.
01:08:45.000 What the fuck is wrong with that?
01:08:47.000 I don't get it, man.
01:08:48.000 And meanwhile, you can get Percocets.
01:08:50.000 Or get drunk as hell and ruin your liver.
01:08:52.000 Yeah.
01:08:52.000 Yeah, I had a nose operation.
01:08:55.000 I got my deviated septum fixed.
01:08:57.000 It's bad, I heard, too.
01:08:59.000 Nah, it's nothing.
01:09:00.000 They told me it was bad.
01:09:02.000 People fucking complain about everything.
01:09:04.000 I remember before I got tattooed, people were like, oh my god, tattoos are so painful.
01:09:07.000 And the first tattoo, I was like, that's it?
01:09:10.000 That's the shit that everybody's complaining about?
01:09:11.000 Better than me, man.
01:09:12.000 That shit hurts.
01:09:13.000 Yeah.
01:09:14.000 Well, I always wonder, right?
01:09:16.000 Not saying like, you know, not playing tough guy, but I really wonder what pain feels like to other people.
01:09:22.000 I assume that I know what your pain is like, but I don't know if that's true because why do I like certain foods and other people think it tastes like shit?
01:09:32.000 Something's got to be different.
01:09:33.000 It bothers me too.
01:09:34.000 Yeah, it's got to be different.
01:09:35.000 Like, your taste buds, it's not just simple, like, oh, I can take it.
01:09:40.000 I think people experience different sensations.
01:09:44.000 It kills me how people don't like spicy food.
01:09:47.000 Like, I love spicy food.
01:09:47.000 Right.
01:09:49.000 And it's got that little kick in it.
01:09:49.000 Me too.
01:09:50.000 And it's like, oh, why would I want to burn my mouth?
01:09:50.000 Oh, yeah.
01:09:53.000 I'm like, oh, why wouldn't you?
01:09:55.000 Maybe I just like a little bit of pain every now and then.
01:09:57.000 Well, it's a kind of a sensation more than it's a pain.
01:10:01.000 Yeah.
01:10:01.000 Spice is a pain.
01:10:02.000 Sorta.
01:10:03.000 But it doesn't hurt.
01:10:03.000 No, no, no, it is.
01:10:05.000 To you?
01:10:06.000 But it doesn't hurt.
01:10:07.000 Have you ever had a habanero pepper?
01:10:09.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:10:09.000 Oh, yeah.
01:10:10.000 Dude, you know what I have in the morning?
01:10:11.000 I drink bone broth with habanero sauce in it.
01:10:14.000 The fuck?
01:10:15.000 Yeah.
01:10:16.000 It's good.
01:10:16.000 Why?
01:10:17.000 It's good for you.
01:10:18.000 Bone broth is very good for you.
01:10:20.000 Is it good or is it good for you?
01:10:21.000 Both.
01:10:21.000 Good and good for you.
01:10:22.000 It tastes good.
01:10:22.000 Like beef bone broth.
01:10:24.000 Bone broth.
01:10:25.000 Yeah.
01:10:25.000 And then I put some habanero sauce in there.
01:10:27.000 Woo!
01:10:28.000 See, you deep into that nutrition.
01:10:31.000 I couldn't...
01:10:32.000 That's different.
01:10:33.000 I'm telling you.
01:10:33.000 Oh, it's great.
01:10:34.000 It's like a delicious tea.
01:10:36.000 Like a warm fluid.
01:10:38.000 A liquid fluid.
01:10:39.000 You gotta sit down and have some bone broth with you one day, man.
01:10:40.000 Dude, you would like it.
01:10:41.000 I'm telling you.
01:10:41.000 I'm hoping, man.
01:10:42.000 There's a place down the street, actually, that sells it.
01:10:44.000 They sell it.
01:10:46.000 California is so crazy.
01:10:46.000 What kind of bones?
01:10:48.000 Chicken's really good.
01:10:49.000 Turkey's good.
01:10:50.000 And you can taste it a different kind of bone.
01:10:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:10:53.000 Chicken is probably the best tasting bone broth, Jamie agrees.
01:10:56.000 There's a spot in New York I went to called Brodo.
01:10:59.000 It's all broth?
01:11:00.000 Yeah, they had like a grandma's stew, but it was just like, it tasted like chicken soup, just the water, whereas the broth, whatever.
01:11:07.000 They're just boiling bones.
01:11:08.000 That shit is brand new.
01:11:09.000 I've never even heard of people drinking bones.
01:11:11.000 It's pretty recent.
01:11:12.000 I mean, not really.
01:11:13.000 I mean, people have been doing it for a long time, but it's pretty recent as a fad around here in particular.
01:11:18.000 And there's a place out here, I think it's called Sun Life Organics, the joint, that sells bone broth, and they'll add a little hot sauce to it.
01:11:26.000 And that's where I got the idea.
01:11:27.000 I was like, ooh, I like it.
01:11:29.000 And so then I buy bone broth.
01:11:30.000 I buy it in bulk, bring it home.
01:11:33.000 I have, like, at any given time, I might have 40 bottles of bone broth in my refrigerator.
01:11:37.000 That's bananas, yo.
01:11:39.000 That shit's crazy.
01:11:40.000 I never even...
01:11:40.000 It hasn't made its way to Texas yet, man.
01:11:42.000 What about bone marrow?
01:11:43.000 Did you ever eat bone marrow?
01:11:44.000 Nah, I don't.
01:11:45.000 No?
01:11:46.000 Oh man, bone marrow.
01:11:47.000 I've never had a bone before.
01:11:48.000 No?
01:11:49.000 In any aspect.
01:11:52.000 Well, a lot of fancy restaurants, they sell bone marrow.
01:11:56.000 And what they're doing is they're taking the femur of the cow, they saw it, and then they slice it down the middle.
01:12:02.000 Peter going crazy, right?
01:12:03.000 And they cook it, they bake it in the oven, and there's like this gelatinous, fatty substance in the middle that's incredibly nutritious.
01:12:11.000 Especially like these days where people are on these real high-fat, ketogenic-based diets are all the rage.
01:12:16.000 A lot of people are eating bone marrow.
01:12:18.000 Show them some bone marrow, young Jamie.
01:12:20.000 Yeah, like that.
01:12:21.000 So you get that and a lot of times people see that like with a little toast people like it with toast But you just take the bone marrow with us fork and scoop it out of that that the dark stuff in the center there Scoop it out of there with a fork and just slurp it down.
01:12:35.000 I love it, man If it's on the menu, I fucking order it every time I gotta try this man.
01:12:40.000 This shit is What about organ meat?
01:12:42.000 Do you eat organ meat?
01:12:43.000 Like from the state?
01:12:45.000 Oh, actual organs.
01:12:46.000 Liver, heart, any of that stuff like that?
01:12:49.000 I've never ate an organ either, man.
01:12:50.000 I'm from the inner city, man, so I'm not that cultured with the palate, man.
01:12:56.000 Well, that's not even...
01:12:56.000 I mean, when I was a kid, my grandmother used to cook that liver.
01:13:00.000 That's country stuff, though, ain't it?
01:13:01.000 Yeah, that's country stuff.
01:13:02.000 I'm from the city, so it's like...
01:13:04.000 I think it's one of those things where poor people ate it initially because they didn't want it to go to waste.
01:13:09.000 More wealthy people would eat the finer cuts of meat, like filet mignon.
01:13:13.000 You go to a restaurant, I'll have the filet, medium rare.
01:13:17.000 But people would shy away from things like liver, and they would think that that's...
01:13:22.000 But it's real good for you, man.
01:13:23.000 I heard people eating it, and you eat the chitlins too?
01:13:26.000 Oh yeah, I'll eat that.
01:13:27.000 Jesus Christ, I don't know.
01:13:30.000 Do you ever have Menudo?
01:13:32.000 No.
01:13:32.000 With the tripe in it?
01:13:33.000 There's a joint that's...
01:13:33.000 Uh-uh.
01:13:34.000 I gotta take you to this place, Jamie.
01:13:37.000 There is a legit joint.
01:13:38.000 I will never say the address, because INS will show up, and that fucking place will be closed down in a heartbeat.
01:13:43.000 There's not a single person in there eating or working there that's legal.
01:13:47.000 But it is so...
01:13:48.000 It's so good.
01:13:49.000 It's so Mexican.
01:13:50.000 That's menudo.
01:13:51.000 Menudo.
01:13:52.000 Menudo is...
01:13:53.000 They like to have it on Saturday and Sunday.
01:13:56.000 What is it, though?
01:13:56.000 I've heard of it.
01:13:57.000 It's a soup.
01:13:58.000 And it's a soup with a bunch of different jazz in it.
01:14:01.000 But see that stuff in the middle?
01:14:01.000 That's tripe.
01:14:02.000 That's all cow stomach.
01:14:04.000 That stuff that looks like waffles.
01:14:06.000 That's the interior of a cow's stomach.
01:14:06.000 See, like that?
01:14:09.000 Jesus Christ.
01:14:09.000 They take that and boil it and chop it up.
01:14:11.000 But damn, it is so delicious.
01:14:13.000 I know you think, like, I'm not eating that.
01:14:15.000 I'm telling you, man.
01:14:17.000 It's supposed to be a cure for hangovers.
01:14:19.000 That shit looks gross, man.
01:14:21.000 I'm not judging the taste.
01:14:22.000 I'm saying it looks terrible.
01:14:24.000 I'm telling you, if you just try it, it doesn't look gross.
01:14:26.000 Yeah, we put the basil on it just to make it pop a little bit.
01:14:30.000 I know, they do that, right?
01:14:32.000 That always drives me crazy when they put a piece of celery on your plate.
01:14:35.000 Am I supposed to eat that celery?
01:14:38.000 Yeah, what's this garnish?
01:14:38.000 Garnish.
01:14:40.000 What is this piece of parsley there?
01:14:41.000 That's hilarious.
01:14:42.000 See, that might look gross if I never had it, but I've had it so many times, it looks amazing.
01:14:46.000 You're experienced with the menudo, man.
01:14:48.000 First time I had it was in Boulder.
01:14:50.000 There's this joint in Boulder called Papusas.
01:14:52.000 It's crazy because it's in Boulder, Colorado.
01:14:57.000 What kind of Mexican food are they going to have in Boulder, Colorado?
01:14:59.000 They got some Mexicans out there, bro.
01:15:00.000 Legit!
01:15:01.000 They got some Mexicans out there.
01:15:01.000 I grew up in Albuquerque, New Mexico, so it's just south of New Mexico.
01:15:07.000 To me, New Mexican food is better than Mexican food.
01:15:11.000 Because it's different.
01:15:11.000 Really?
01:15:13.000 It's smothered in the chili that they have out there.
01:15:15.000 Yeah, they have green chili.
01:15:15.000 Green chilies.
01:15:17.000 Hatch green chili is, like, real famous for.
01:15:20.000 And so it's, well, see, Colorado and New Mexico have this debate over who started it.
01:15:24.000 I don't know who fucking started it, but it's good as hell.
01:15:27.000 Well, it's more prevalent in New Mexico, I would think, right?
01:15:30.000 I thought that growing up, yeah, but, like, you hear people in Colorado, like, no, Hatch started here.
01:15:35.000 And so I was like, man, you got it, whatever.
01:15:37.000 I don't know, man.
01:15:39.000 I don't know, but I mean, green chilies and New Mexico are synonymous.
01:15:44.000 That's like one of the things.
01:15:45.000 That's what I grew up on.
01:15:45.000 I thought, yeah.
01:15:46.000 So when I left, I went to high school in San Diego and I left and I ordered something with green chili on it.
01:15:53.000 It was not the green chili I was accustomed to, and I was like, what is this?
01:15:56.000 Like, I ordered Mexican food, it was like, what I looked at is like Tex-Mex.
01:16:00.000 You know, it's just not the same.
01:16:02.000 And I was disappointed, to say the least.
01:16:05.000 Someone needs to talk to Donald Trump before they kick all these Mexicans out.
01:16:08.000 You're gonna fuck up the entire...
01:16:09.000 He tripping.
01:16:09.000 He tripping.
01:16:10.000 He's tripping.
01:16:10.000 It's crazy.
01:16:11.000 But it's scary because you just give these people...
01:16:13.000 Look, if you give people the green light to start rating people and catching people when they're dropping their kids off at school, which is some of the stuff that I've been seeing in the news, I don't know how much of it is happening or what's happening, but you're making it dangerous for people to get an education.
01:16:27.000 You're making it dangerous for kids to get educated.
01:16:29.000 It's crazy.
01:16:31.000 The shit that gets me, man, is like the majority of Trump supporters are...
01:16:38.000 Like Christians, right?
01:16:40.000 And if you look at Jesus' main message is like, love thy neighbor, and Mexico is our neighbor.
01:16:46.000 I don't understand the disdain.
01:16:46.000 Yeah.
01:16:49.000 Well, I love them if they do the right thing and they take their paperwork and come over here the right way, the way my granddaddy did.
01:16:56.000 Your granddaddy got on a raft, you piece of shit.
01:16:59.000 You know, the granddaddy.
01:17:01.000 Anybody who came over the Mayflower didn't have any fucking paperwork.
01:17:04.000 It's crazy.
01:17:05.000 But for some reason, none of those facts matter to those people.
01:17:08.000 I don't understand that, man.
01:17:11.000 All that turn-the-other-cheek shit?
01:17:12.000 No, that's some faggot shit that Jesus wrote about back in the day before they understood what faggot shit was.
01:17:18.000 People get mad whenever somebody said, how come every time you talk about Trump supporters use a shitty Southern accent?
01:17:24.000 Well, I don't know.
01:17:25.000 Maybe because you get upset.
01:17:29.000 Maybe I'm going to keep doing it now.
01:17:30.000 It's hilarious.
01:17:32.000 It's a weird time, man.
01:17:33.000 It's a real weird time.
01:17:35.000 I have some weird ideas about nationalism and boundaries and stuff like that, because I think that America is more of an idea than it is a place.
01:17:43.000 I think America as an idea is a great idea.
01:17:45.000 Mm-hmm.
01:17:46.000 I think it's amazing to have this one place where there's probably more creativity and more innovation in this country, more music and art, more fascinating things happening in this country than almost any other country.
01:17:59.000 I mean, there's great things happening everywhere.
01:18:01.000 Don't get me wrong.
01:18:02.000 But I mean, this is a hotbed of creativity and innovation and art.
01:18:07.000 And I think that's what makes me proud, like, to be an American.
01:18:10.000 If I was proud, I'd be proud of, like, all the people that came before, all the people that were here, all the, you know, all the Neil deGrasse Tyson's and Jimi Hendrix and all the fucking, you know, Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor and all the art and comedy and writing and history and all the science and mathematics and all the great shit that's been accomplished in this one area.
01:18:34.000 It's amazing.
01:18:35.000 It's not a It's not like a line in the sand.
01:18:38.000 To me, it's more like an idea.
01:18:40.000 So to me, the idea has always been about people come here because they want to do better.
01:18:44.000 So you're trying to stop people from doing better.
01:18:47.000 And they're like, well, they got to fill out their paperwork and they got to do it right the way our grandparents did.
01:18:52.000 No, our grandparents didn't do it that way.
01:18:54.000 It was easy to come over here back when my grandparents came over.
01:18:56.000 My grandparents came over on a boat.
01:18:58.000 They came over from Italy and they just got on a boat.
01:19:01.000 It was fucking easy.
01:19:02.000 They got to Ellis Island, signed here.
01:19:04.000 All right, everybody's good.
01:19:04.000 Go to work.
01:19:06.000 But now, you know, you say you've got to make it harder for people to come across, but it's almost impossible.
01:19:12.000 If you want to immigrate from Mexico, if you're a poor person and you want to immigrate here from Mexico, good fucking luck.
01:19:19.000 Good luck.
01:19:20.000 It is not easy.
01:19:21.000 It's not easy to come here from fucking Canada.
01:19:23.000 I've had friends that have tried to come here from Canada.
01:19:26.000 Yeah!
01:19:26.000 Try to get a green card or try to become a citizen.
01:19:28.000 Holy shit is it hard.
01:19:30.000 It's a massive process.
01:19:32.000 Like, I have a friend, a good friend of mine, and his daughter met a guy in Colorado, and she came down here, she's got a new boyfriend, like, I'll stay with you in Colorado.
01:19:42.000 She can't work, because she's from Canada.
01:19:43.000 Wow.
01:19:44.000 Because, you know, I guess they just assume, like, oh, you're from that patch of dirt, you're not allowed to work over in this patch of dirt.
01:19:50.000 Yeah, I don't understand that shit, man.
01:19:51.000 She's a normal, she's not a terrorist.
01:19:51.000 It's crazy.
01:19:54.000 She's educated.
01:19:55.000 She's smart.
01:19:56.000 She talks well.
01:19:58.000 Why can't she just work like everybody else could work?
01:20:00.000 Can't even work at Jamba Juice?
01:20:02.000 Nope.
01:20:02.000 It's paranoia, man.
01:20:04.000 It's like people just are afraid of everything.
01:20:07.000 And granted, they're all real threats.
01:20:09.000 But it's like, I just don't believe in living in that fear.
01:20:09.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:20:13.000 No, it's not just fear.
01:20:14.000 It's a constant state of hypnosis.
01:20:17.000 It's nationalism.
01:20:19.000 And it's a team mentality, but not a team mentality in a positive sense, and a team mentality in an exclusionary sense.
01:20:26.000 Like, you're excluding all these other people from joining the team.
01:20:29.000 Like, well, if they all come over here, then they're gonna ruin our quality of life.
01:20:33.000 Are you sure?
01:20:34.000 I'm not sure.
01:20:35.000 I've always said, man, nationalism is...
01:20:38.000 It's one of the worst things, actually.
01:20:41.000 I don't like it at all.
01:20:43.000 I'm super proud.
01:20:44.000 I love America.
01:20:45.000 This is a dope place to be.
01:20:46.000 But, like, I'm not...
01:20:47.000 I'm not like, oh, fuck your country over my country.
01:20:50.000 That never hit me.
01:20:52.000 My pride isn't like that.
01:20:53.000 My pride is just like, it's dope to be from here, and I enjoy it here.
01:20:57.000 But I don't have any disdain towards any other country.
01:21:00.000 I just don't.
01:21:01.000 Well, you know what fucks me up?
01:21:02.000 It's that team mentality.
01:21:03.000 You could break it down to the macro level.
01:21:05.000 Because people in Houston don't like people from Dallas.
01:21:08.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:21:09.000 It's like, it gets goofy.
01:21:11.000 I mean, Dallas and Houston might as well be Mexico in America.
01:21:14.000 I mean, it really might as well be.
01:21:16.000 It's big, though.
01:21:17.000 Yeah, it's weird.
01:21:18.000 You're from Houston, right?
01:21:20.000 No, no.
01:21:20.000 I live there now.
01:21:22.000 Dude, Houston and Dallas might as well be in a fucking civil war if you talk to half the people.
01:21:27.000 They don't fight.
01:21:27.000 You're like, oh, you're from Dallas, motherfucker.
01:21:29.000 Let's do this.
01:21:30.000 It's not like you want to fight.
01:21:31.000 But if you tell people that you live in Houston or you love Houston, they're from Dallas.
01:21:37.000 Fuck Houston.
01:21:38.000 They get weird.
01:21:39.000 And Austin is kind of like the middle ground.
01:21:41.000 Austin's like, hey man, everybody's kind of cool.
01:21:44.000 Everybody just relax, man.
01:21:46.000 Austin's like the hippie brother that tries to, hey guys, don't fight.
01:21:50.000 Let's just be cool here.
01:21:51.000 We're all from Texas.
01:21:54.000 And then you got weird spots that are like, Odessa, you might as well be Mexican.
01:21:58.000 You're in Odessa, you're trying to pretend you're not Mexican?
01:22:00.000 I've never made it out to any of the small parts of Texas.
01:22:04.000 It's right there!
01:22:05.000 It's on the border!
01:22:07.000 I've had a friend of mine who lived on across, what is directly across from Juarez?
01:22:14.000 El Paso.
01:22:14.000 They said that one of the buildings that he was at got shot, like got hit with a bullet from someone involved in gang warfare on the other side of the border.
01:22:25.000 They were so close to Juarez that a bullet from Juarez hit one of the buildings he was in.
01:22:31.000 Uh-uh.
01:22:33.000 Like, what?
01:22:34.000 What is happening?
01:22:35.000 Well, that's another reason right there, you dumb fuck, that we gotta keep them out of our country.
01:22:40.000 Please.
01:22:45.000 It's so funny arguing people.
01:22:46.000 They just have talking points, and they don't ever think about anything.
01:22:49.000 Well, you know what?
01:22:50.000 You can have talking points, and you can have points, and their points are okay.
01:22:54.000 They're not okay.
01:22:55.000 It's to be discussed and debated, but when people get these rock-solid opinions on certain things...
01:23:01.000 Well, that's the problem.
01:23:02.000 Nobody has rock-solid opinions because usually their beliefs aren't based on any kind of foundation, any research.
01:23:09.000 It's all based on somebody that says something...
01:23:12.000 Right.
01:23:12.000 Usually on podcasts or television that they agree with and all of a sudden your opinion becomes a fact.
01:23:18.000 Some Sean Hannity type shit.
01:23:19.000 Yeah.
01:23:20.000 I've never really watched Sean, man.
01:23:21.000 Yeah.
01:23:22.000 You know, it's one thing if they weren't human.
01:23:25.000 Like if you had some Neanderthals that lived in Mexico and they were dangerous and they liked to eat people.
01:23:29.000 You're like, look, we got a fucking real problem.
01:23:33.000 Neanderthals coming over here eating us.
01:23:34.000 But no, they're just folks.
01:23:36.000 They're just folks.
01:23:38.000 People dehumanize people all the time.
01:23:40.000 Honestly, I saw it in my sport, and you see it, I mean, in every aspect of life.
01:23:45.000 Yeah, well, how about Israel and Palestine?
01:23:47.000 I mean, that is the craziest shit ever.
01:23:47.000 Yeah.
01:23:48.000 I was watching this documentary on the history of Israel and Palestine.
01:23:52.000 What is it?
01:23:53.000 Because I've been looking for one.
01:23:54.000 Oh, man.
01:23:55.000 I'm so trying to...
01:23:57.000 There's quite a few of them out there.
01:23:58.000 I need to find one.
01:23:59.000 I don't think a documentary, honestly, is comprehensive enough.
01:24:03.000 I'd like to find a good book.
01:24:05.000 I've read up on it, and it just gets deeper and deeper and deeper.
01:24:09.000 It's almost impossible to unravel.
01:24:12.000 Because, like, these people have been at each other.
01:24:15.000 Like, Israel is this one strange area, right?
01:24:20.000 Because you have this Jewish state that's surrounded virtually on all sides by Arab states.
01:24:26.000 And they hate Israel and then Israel hates them and they're trying to push people out and then the Palestinians are claiming that this is their land and they were pushed out.
01:24:35.000 I used to do this bit and people used to get so fucking mad at me.
01:24:38.000 They used to get so mad at me because I said that I was watching TV and I was watching this thing about the Palestinians versus the Israelis and I go, there's a brown skinned guy with dark curly hair throwing rocks at a brown skinned guy with dark curly hair holding a machine gun.
01:24:56.000 I'm like, you guys look Super fucking similar.
01:24:59.000 I go, this is like watching a tennis match between the Williams sisters.
01:25:03.000 I mean, this isn't like the Africans versus the Nordic people.
01:25:06.000 Like, you could clearly tell.
01:25:08.000 Like, if you see an African person and you see someone from China, okay, I see you guys look real different.
01:25:13.000 Yeah, but like, Israelis and Palestinians, they're fucking so close until they talk.
01:25:19.000 But you say that to people, they get so mad at you.
01:25:22.000 We are very different.
01:25:23.000 Okay.
01:25:24.000 I can't really...
01:25:25.000 I don't know.
01:25:26.000 I think there's a difference, man.
01:25:27.000 Kind of.
01:25:28.000 But it's similar enough that they could pass for each other.
01:25:32.000 You don't think so?
01:25:33.000 I think that's debatable, man.
01:25:34.000 Debatable?
01:25:35.000 Yeah.
01:25:37.000 From what I said, we got the...
01:25:39.000 I don't think we're going to figure it out.
01:25:42.000 Yeah, that would be typecast.
01:25:42.000 We'd have to actually go over there and take pictures, weigh people.
01:25:46.000 Excuse me, sir.
01:25:46.000 Get on the scale.
01:25:47.000 Turns out the Powell Studios are one pound heavier on average, you know?
01:25:52.000 It's just fucked up when you see that kind of a dispute that you don't think is ever going to get settled inside your lifetime.
01:25:58.000 Nah, it won't.
01:25:59.000 No, it definitely wouldn't be in our time.
01:26:01.000 Like, it's a state that was established in the 1940s.
01:26:03.000 It's still there today, and it's still hotly under debate, and you're wondering, like...
01:26:08.000 See, that's what I'm so confused about.
01:26:11.000 And it's such a hot-button issue, too, because it's like, as soon as you bring it up, you're like, hey, you know what I mean?
01:26:16.000 Right.
01:26:16.000 And I'm just...
01:26:17.000 It's an honest inquiry, right?
01:26:18.000 Because I don't really know enough about it, so I'm trying to read up on it.
01:26:22.000 And it seems to me super...
01:26:25.000 There's a little red flag that raises to me.
01:26:29.000 During this last Republican, before Trump was president, one of the last Republican debates where all of them were on the panel, they were just like, I'm super pro-Israel.
01:26:38.000 I'm so pro-Israel.
01:26:39.000 I'm pro-Israel, too.
01:26:40.000 And I'm just like, why are you so pro-Israel?
01:26:43.000 It just made me think.
01:26:44.000 And that's what made me start digging into it.
01:26:46.000 And it's like...
01:26:47.000 I mean, usually, I don't agree with a lot of what the Republicans say, and so it just makes me think, what is the underlying issue here?
01:26:56.000 Well, that's Christianity.
01:26:57.000 That's a big thing, because the pro-Israel people, the really heavy-duty evangelical Christians, they really, truly believe that inside their lifetime, Jesus is going to return, and he's going to return to Israel.
01:27:09.000 So that's...
01:27:10.000 They think he's coming back to Israel.
01:27:11.000 Oh, yeah.
01:27:12.000 There's a Vice documentary on it.
01:27:13.000 So that's why we...
01:27:14.000 I mean, it's probably deeper than that.
01:27:16.000 It's probably deeper than that.
01:27:17.000 Yeah.
01:27:17.000 Well, it's our lone ally that's non-Muslim in that area.
01:27:22.000 How do they become our ally?
01:27:24.000 Because we arm the fuck out of them.
01:27:26.000 I know, but there had to be a reason though, right?
01:27:28.000 Well, I think, you know, we see the way they live, their lifestyle.
01:27:32.000 I mean, there's very many reasons.
01:27:34.000 I'm simplifying it, but it's much closer to ours than these Arab states.
01:27:38.000 I mean, women in Israel, first of all, they have all the rights that women in America do.
01:27:43.000 I'm pretty sure, other than the fact they have to go to the army.
01:27:43.000 Right.
01:27:46.000 They have mandatory army service, which a lot of people think would be a good thing for America.
01:27:51.000 Mandatory military service, because it would make you understand about sacrifice and discipline, and also that you're a part of this thing.
01:27:59.000 Instead of saying, you know, we should go over there and kick their ass.
01:28:02.000 Like, who's we?
01:28:03.000 Are you doing that?
01:28:04.000 Are you going to send your kids?
01:28:05.000 Exactly.
01:28:06.000 I think we'd have way fewer interactions with other countries if everybody's kids had to go over there and do it.
01:28:15.000 If it wasn't a voluntary thing, if it was an involuntary thing, we'd be much more judicious in our use of military.
01:28:22.000 That's when you brought up that dehumanizing thing.
01:28:25.000 To me, when people bring up war and stuff like that, they just throw out these numbers like those weren't humans that died.
01:28:31.000 That shit boggles my mind.
01:28:33.000 If that was your mother or your father's sister, maybe people do feel like he gave his life to a cause, but for me, it's like, man, at the end of the day, y'all fighting for dirt nobody owns.
01:28:43.000 You can't take it with you in your box.
01:28:45.000 I don't understand it.
01:28:46.000 Well, not only that, there's these impossible-to-fix parts of the world.
01:28:51.000 If you look at...
01:28:53.000 What's going on right now in Syria?
01:28:55.000 How many people are gonna have to die before they figure out that part of the world?
01:29:00.000 I mean, that seems like if you were there, you would just want to get the fuck out of there as quickly as possible.
01:29:06.000 Because everybody could die at any moment there.
01:29:09.000 At any moment, Anything could happen.
01:29:11.000 Missiles are slamming into apartment buildings.
01:29:13.000 It's like, you just gotta get the fuck out.
01:29:15.000 And that can happen in this world.
01:29:17.000 Like, the world...
01:29:18.000 Conflicts can escalate to the point where they're just nonsensical.
01:29:22.000 Where you can't make any sense of it.
01:29:24.000 You just gotta get the fuck out.
01:29:25.000 Like, if you were living right now in Syria...
01:29:27.000 I mean, you would say, you know, part of me wants to fight for this.
01:29:30.000 This is my city.
01:29:31.000 This is my country.
01:29:32.000 This is where I'm from.
01:29:33.000 And part of you is like, fuck this.
01:29:34.000 Let's go to Greece.
01:29:36.000 Why don't we go to Germany?
01:29:37.000 I don't got that in me, man.
01:29:38.000 I just don't.
01:29:39.000 Like, my pride runs from my inner circle of my family to my community.
01:29:45.000 And after that, it's like, what are we fighting for?
01:29:48.000 Right.
01:29:48.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:29:48.000 Unless you're like stepping in my home base, I don't understand the point, man.
01:29:53.000 I don't got that in me.
01:29:54.000 Well, when you get to something like World War II, right?
01:29:56.000 When you get to something like the Nazis are trying to take over the world.
01:29:59.000 That makes sense.
01:29:59.000 Pushing into Poland.
01:30:00.000 You go, okay, we got a real problem here.
01:30:02.000 That makes sense.
01:30:02.000 This crazy fuck might really...
01:30:04.000 Like, what's going on in North Korea?
01:30:05.000 North Korea scares the shit out of me.
01:30:07.000 See, and that's what I don't understand.
01:30:09.000 So you got a juggernaut country like that who's basically waving a flag saying, I don't fuck with you.
01:30:15.000 I'm arming myself and we don't really do anything.
01:30:19.000 Well, the problem is they do do things.
01:30:19.000 We don't really...
01:30:22.000 No, they.
01:30:22.000 We do?
01:30:23.000 No, that's what I'm saying.
01:30:24.000 To them, you mean?
01:30:24.000 We don't do...
01:30:25.000 Yeah.
01:30:26.000 Well, we're looking at them now.
01:30:28.000 I mean, there was apparently...
01:30:29.000 This is all...
01:30:31.000 Rumor and who knows what was really said, but apparently that's the main thing that Donald Trump was informed about when Obama left office, one of the things Obama said, like, this is the biggest issue.
01:30:43.000 It's North Korea.
01:30:43.000 He's a maniac.
01:30:45.000 That Kim Jong-un is a fucking murderous maniac, and he's running a military dictatorship.
01:30:50.000 For sure.
01:30:50.000 And he's got prison camps and they've got these people that are born in prison.
01:30:54.000 They're born prisoners.
01:30:55.000 They're slaves.
01:30:56.000 And they kill them.
01:30:57.000 They do whatever the fuck they want to them.
01:30:59.000 If you don't listen to those people, if you don't listen to the military, they can kill you.
01:31:02.000 You have no rights.
01:31:03.000 I mean, people were put in jail because they didn't mourn hard enough for the death of his father.
01:31:09.000 Really?
01:31:10.000 Yeah.
01:31:11.000 They were given jail sentences.
01:31:13.000 Hard labor.
01:31:14.000 Because they didn't cry hard enough.
01:31:16.000 We played it recently.
01:31:17.000 There was these people.
01:31:17.000 It's like the worst acting you've ever seen.
01:31:19.000 The people on the street when Kim Jong-il died.
01:31:23.000 And they were just wailing.
01:31:25.000 Just falling down.
01:31:26.000 They couldn't cry hard enough.
01:31:28.000 And they had to do it.
01:31:29.000 They had to do it publicly.
01:31:30.000 It was so nuts.
01:31:32.000 See, that's what I need to do, man.
01:31:35.000 I'm pretty up on my domestic politics.
01:31:38.000 I'm kind of out of the loop on foreign policy.
01:31:40.000 I'm out of the loop on everything.
01:31:41.000 I just talk shit.
01:31:42.000 I watch a few YouTube videos.
01:31:44.000 I read a few articles.
01:31:46.000 Occasionally, a book crosses my eyes.
01:31:47.000 I'll read that.
01:31:48.000 It's good to know, man.
01:31:49.000 Most of the time, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
01:31:51.000 It's too much to know.
01:31:53.000 That's true, man.
01:31:54.000 That's definitely true, man.
01:31:55.000 If I really sat down with someone who's a real, true expert on foreign policy, you know what you really get?
01:32:02.000 You really get a guy who knows a lot about one area.
01:32:05.000 If a real expert on foreign policy, say if you were talking to someone who's an expert on China, like international relationship with China, The international relationship with China is probably super complex.
01:32:16.000 There's probably so much to know and so much to understand and so much to go over.
01:32:20.000 For you to be a real expert, How could you fucking know all that?
01:32:27.000 How could you possibly know all that?
01:32:29.000 That's one of my problems.
01:32:31.000 Once I want to learn something, I've got to learn everything about it.
01:32:34.000 I learn conceptually.
01:32:36.000 That's good.
01:32:37.000 It's bad, though, because I have a one-track mind, so it'll consume me for three months, though.
01:32:42.000 That's good!
01:32:43.000 That's how people get good at things, though.
01:32:45.000 That's probably why you were a great football player.
01:32:46.000 It's probably the same thing.
01:32:47.000 I mean, that's obsession.
01:32:49.000 Yeah, it becomes obsessive, yeah.
01:32:50.000 But I feel like that's the case with anybody who gets really good at things.
01:32:53.000 You get just completely nuts about it, and you get absorbed with it.
01:32:56.000 That's true.
01:32:57.000 Because if you're just casual about it, but the dude next to you is obsessed with it, he's going to get better at it.
01:33:01.000 He's going to get better.
01:33:02.000 You know, there's just no doubt about it.
01:33:03.000 There's no way around it, man.
01:33:06.000 You know, I remember when I was training in jujitsu, like heavily, I would still, you know, I still had jobs and stuff.
01:33:13.000 You know, I was busy, but I would meet these young kids who were like 17 and 18. They'd be training two times a day and lifting weights as well and just constantly going over new moves.
01:33:23.000 And I was like, this dude, there's no way I'm catching up to that guy.
01:33:26.000 When you have that real, true passion and obsession, that's the only way to hit real excellence.
01:33:32.000 That's true.
01:33:33.000 I always tell kids, like, man, they'll tell me, like, you know, I want to do this, I want to be a this, I want to be a this, and I'm just like, you have no idea the discipline it takes in order to be the best at your craft.
01:33:45.000 Yeah.
01:33:45.000 Like, people don't understand that shit.
01:33:47.000 Like, people look at, like, we kind of take for granted the top of the top of the top of anything, really, right?
01:33:55.000 We take that shit for granted because you're looking at a finished product and you don't see the story behind it until it hits the It hits the show that you love watching.
01:34:06.000 The people who are the best at what they do have been doing it for...
01:34:09.000 A great example is comedy, right?
01:34:12.000 This pisses me off when people say overnight sensation about a comic, right?
01:34:17.000 But then you dig into their background and they've been working on for like 18, 20 years they've been doing gigs or they've been going on shows and they've been just kind of harnessing their craft and all of a sudden, boom, they blow up and people are like, oh, overnight sensation, bullshit.
01:34:29.000 I hate that.
01:34:29.000 Well, comedy looks so easy.
01:34:30.000 It does.
01:34:31.000 Because you're just talking.
01:34:32.000 Like you're talking right now.
01:34:33.000 Yeah.
01:34:34.000 Just do it in front of a microphone.
01:34:35.000 Say funny shit.
01:34:36.000 You know how to talk.
01:34:37.000 Make a bicycle climb.
01:34:38.000 I mean, in a lot of ways, it's gotta be kind of like running.
01:34:40.000 Like, oh, what is he, a running back?
01:34:42.000 Yeah.
01:34:43.000 I can run.
01:34:44.000 Oh, yeah, he's gotta catch the ball, too.
01:34:46.000 I catch the ball.
01:34:47.000 Yeah.
01:34:47.000 Bro, I'm gonna be the greatest ever.
01:34:48.000 I'm the best at running.
01:34:49.000 How are you the best?
01:34:51.000 I just am, man.
01:34:52.000 I just am.
01:34:52.000 My mentality.
01:34:54.000 I know how to do it, man.
01:34:56.000 I know how to catch that ball and run.
01:34:57.000 Man, this last two or three months, I've been going to the Laugh Factory and a lot of comedy stores and stuff, or comedy venues, and I just have a whole new respect for comedians.
01:35:10.000 That shit is so hard, man.
01:35:12.000 It's like you go to a venue and people are just sitting in their chair like, yo...
01:35:16.000 It's the weirdest shit ever, and you guys do it.
01:35:16.000 Make me laugh.
01:35:19.000 I got so much respect for comedians.
01:35:21.000 It's a weird gig.
01:35:22.000 Well, now we do it, we chuck out our material every two years.
01:35:25.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:35:26.000 That's where I'm at right now.
01:35:27.000 I'm like four months in.
01:35:29.000 That's hard, dude.
01:35:31.000 I'm working on shit that's like, a lot of it's on rubber legs.
01:35:35.000 It's not super solid yet.
01:35:37.000 Some of it's solid.
01:35:38.000 I always want to ask, so what's the process?
01:35:40.000 So it's like...
01:35:41.000 Do you think of jokes, like, do you sit down and, I mean, I'm totally ignorant to this, so, like, do you sit down and you be like, alright, I'm gonna write funny shit today for, like, an hour?
01:35:50.000 Or, like, just randomly go throughout your day and...
01:35:54.000 This is a process.
01:35:56.000 I'll show you.
01:36:00.000 That's funny, man.
01:36:02.000 That's the main process.
01:36:03.000 Man, I'll be talking about some...
01:36:05.000 Go ahead, talk about some crazy shit.
01:36:07.000 That's the main process.
01:36:09.000 No, that's part of the process.
01:36:11.000 The other part of the process is sitting down.
01:36:16.000 Maybe sitting down thinking about things.
01:36:19.000 Sometimes I watch a documentary to watch a documentary and sometimes I watch it because I go, I bet there's some material...
01:36:26.000 In this subject, and then sometimes I'll just sit right in front of my computer, or sometimes I'll sit with a pen and a piece of paper.
01:36:33.000 All right.
01:36:33.000 Or sometimes I'm just in my car, and an idea...
01:36:35.000 You know what?
01:36:36.000 One of the things that gets me, it's tough to do because I like to listen to shit when I'm in my car, but I find out when I don't listen to shit, when I just have the sound off, no radio, I come up with ideas, because my mind is forced to think.
01:36:49.000 All right.
01:36:50.000 And then I'll write those ideas down.
01:36:52.000 And then once you write those ideas down...
01:36:54.000 Any idea that you write down is like a seed.
01:36:56.000 And then you try to water that seed.
01:36:58.000 And you try to get it to grow into something that's viable.
01:37:01.000 And half of them don't ever grow.
01:37:03.000 At least.
01:37:04.000 If you're lucky, half of them grow.
01:37:06.000 That's tough, man.
01:37:07.000 I tried it just to write some jokes.
01:37:09.000 Just be like, let me see what these people go through.
01:37:11.000 And it's just like...
01:37:13.000 You don't even know where to start.
01:37:14.000 Yeah, it's hard.
01:37:15.000 It's crazy.
01:37:15.000 Well, it's just a matter of starting.
01:37:17.000 Like, knowing where to start is hard.
01:37:19.000 Right.
01:37:19.000 But the key is to really just start.
01:37:21.000 And then once you start, then you sort of chop it down.
01:37:24.000 Like, you start, you write a bunch of shit down, you go, oh, there's nonsense, but maybe there's something right there.
01:37:28.000 Right.
01:37:28.000 And you take that little piece of it, and then I'll put that, I'll copy and paste that on another thing.
01:37:31.000 And then I'll start from scratch.
01:37:31.000 Right.
01:37:33.000 So, like, I might write 1,500, 2,000 words, and then out of those words is a paragraph.
01:37:39.000 Right.
01:37:40.000 Maybe there's something in that paragraph.
01:37:41.000 And then I'll pull that paragraph, throw it on somewhere else, and then maybe I'll go back over that other 2,000 words that I didn't, you know, take, and I'll do it with fresh eyes, like, the next day.
01:37:51.000 And maybe a new thought.
01:37:53.000 It's that process that we don't see that, like, I just have super respect for, man.
01:37:58.000 It's a...
01:38:00.000 It's a fun job, though, man.
01:38:02.000 Like, look, dude, I've been doing it for, like, almost 30 years.
01:38:05.000 You can't play football for almost 30 years.
01:38:07.000 You get fucked up.
01:38:08.000 You know what I mean?
01:38:09.000 It's like nothing...
01:38:10.000 I'm so glad about that.
01:38:14.000 Your mind gets a little fucked up.
01:38:16.000 Your mind can get fucked up.
01:38:18.000 Your mind gets fucked up when things aren't going well.
01:38:20.000 It's always...
01:38:21.000 It's...
01:38:23.000 It's so intriguing to me how comedians are really kind of like the narrators of our society.
01:38:30.000 And they kind of just...
01:38:34.000 They find a way, dog, to explain the shit that's normal to everybody and to look at it and say, how silly is this shit?
01:38:42.000 You know what I mean?
01:38:42.000 And that's why I love comedy.
01:38:44.000 Comedy is such an art to me, man.
01:38:45.000 So you're thinking about doing it?
01:38:47.000 I want to do it just like as a bucket list thing, just to try it.
01:38:51.000 I'm not trying to be like a touring.
01:38:52.000 I just want to like, you know, I'm a tyrant, man.
01:38:55.000 So I'm just like, I'm looking at shit that's interesting to me.
01:38:57.000 I'm just like, I'm going to try it, man.
01:38:58.000 This comedians, they get real upset about that kind of shit.
01:39:00.000 Really?
01:39:01.000 They go, these guys think they could do what we do?
01:39:01.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:39:04.000 No, I don't, but that's what I'm gonna try.
01:39:06.000 I don't feel like that at all.
01:39:07.000 Okay, cool.
01:39:08.000 My feeling is totally the opposite.
01:39:10.000 My feeling is you could.
01:39:11.000 You definitely could.
01:39:12.000 You can definitely do it.
01:39:13.000 You're a smart guy.
01:39:13.000 I appreciate the boat.
01:39:14.000 I appreciate it.
01:39:15.000 You're funny.
01:39:16.000 I think you could do it.
01:39:16.000 I think anybody could do it if you're funny.
01:39:18.000 If you're smart and you're funny and you're honest, everybody starts from a different spot.
01:39:22.000 There's some people that are just naturally funny.
01:39:24.000 I've met some people, like my friend Eddie Bravo.
01:39:26.000 I tried to talk him into doing stand-up.
01:39:27.000 He did it a bunch of times back in the day, but he's just naturally funny.
01:39:31.000 He just says funny shit.
01:39:32.000 He sees funny shit.
01:39:34.000 And I was like, dude, you're a comedian.
01:39:35.000 You just never did it.
01:39:37.000 You could be hilarious.
01:39:38.000 Because he'll fucking have us cry in some nights.
01:39:41.000 Just ridiculous shit.
01:39:43.000 But it's a matter of starting off with one step, and then you learn how to walk, and then you learn how to run, and then you've got to learn how to run better, and then you've got to figure out the moves.
01:39:51.000 I mean, there's a whole path to it.
01:39:54.000 It's whether or not you're willing to take that path.
01:39:56.000 That path might take 10 years.
01:39:57.000 That's what everybody says.
01:40:00.000 You'll have good sets before those 10 years.
01:40:02.000 Don't get me wrong.
01:40:03.000 It's not like 10 years in, finally I got a laugh.
01:40:05.000 No, I got laughs all along the way.
01:40:06.000 But I sucked.
01:40:08.000 You know, definitely.
01:40:09.000 Kinda take you a while to find out who you are as a comic.
01:40:12.000 Yeah, man.
01:40:13.000 And then that's the other thing, though.
01:40:14.000 You do a special.
01:40:15.000 I just did my last Netflix special.
01:40:17.000 Bro, that shit was so comedy.
01:40:19.000 Oh, thanks, man.
01:40:20.000 The dolphin.
01:40:20.000 Glad you liked it.
01:40:21.000 Oh, my God, dog.
01:40:23.000 I fell out, man.
01:40:23.000 That's a true story.
01:40:25.000 That's a true story.
01:40:26.000 I was so high.
01:40:27.000 I was watching those dolphins.
01:40:28.000 I'm like, how come nobody ever catches dolphins on a fishhook?
01:40:31.000 It's like, how fucking smart are they, man?
01:40:33.000 What if they're like little water people?
01:40:34.000 That really made me think.
01:40:37.000 That bit was genius, man.
01:40:39.000 Oh, thank you.
01:40:40.000 That is really something that I really thought about.
01:40:43.000 I wrote a blog about it way back in the day.
01:40:46.000 I think it's called Hello Stranger.
01:40:48.000 All right.
01:40:49.000 About that very subject.
01:40:51.000 That's why I love comedy, man.
01:40:53.000 It's like, y'all...
01:40:55.000 You find a way to, like, encapsulate the weirdest and most brilliant thoughts that we have.
01:41:02.000 We try, but the problem is once you do one every two years, one of the things that happens is you run out of shit to talk about.
01:41:08.000 Right, right, right.
01:41:09.000 Or you don't have necessarily anything to talk about.
01:41:11.000 But what I like to do then, when I feel, like, stagnant, is I like to not do anything.
01:41:16.000 Just let my brain, like, reach its balance.
01:41:20.000 Just come back.
01:41:21.000 You ever just went on stage with no mystery and just winged it?
01:41:24.000 Only on these shows that we do.
01:41:26.000 We have these shows called Stand Up on the Spot.
01:41:28.000 My friend Jeremiah Watkins put on this show where you actually wing it to the audience's suggestion.
01:41:34.000 So the audience will yell out, like, Bush's paintings!
01:41:38.000 Because, you know, George Bush paints now.
01:41:40.000 You ever seen his paintings?
01:41:41.000 I have not seen his paintings.
01:41:42.000 Is he nice, though?
01:41:43.000 Some of them are weird.
01:41:44.000 Better than me.
01:41:44.000 Yeah, not bad.
01:41:45.000 That's dope, man.
01:41:46.000 I mean, I can't paint.
01:41:46.000 I give anybody a chance, man.
01:41:48.000 I don't judge, though.
01:41:49.000 I don't judge criminals.
01:41:50.000 It's whatever.
01:41:51.000 I can separate, man.
01:41:54.000 You kind of have to, right?
01:41:56.000 You have to, man.
01:41:56.000 I was trying to explain that to somebody about Bill Cosby, and I was like, it's a very complex situation because, yes, he most likely did those things that they're accusing him of.
01:42:07.000 It's pretty.
01:42:08.000 It's pretty likely.
01:42:09.000 I don't know.
01:42:09.000 It's pretty likely.
01:42:10.000 I wasn't there, but it seems highly unlikely that that many people...
01:42:13.000 And there was always that rumor.
01:42:14.000 There was always that rumor.
01:42:16.000 But...
01:42:17.000 He also was a brilliant comedian.
01:42:19.000 He was?
01:42:19.000 He was a rapist.
01:42:20.000 But he was a brilliant comedian.
01:42:22.000 Alleged rapist.
01:42:23.000 Pardon me.
01:42:25.000 Like OJ, right?
01:42:26.000 Oh yeah.
01:42:27.000 He's a fucking murderer, man, but like...
01:42:28.000 Dude could play.
01:42:29.000 That was nice.
01:42:30.000 The juice was nice, man.
01:42:32.000 But I don't understand how people can't separate your performance from who you are as a human.
01:42:38.000 I never understood that.
01:42:39.000 Did you see the recent thing where his doctor said that if the understanding of CTE was available back then, they might have used that as a defense?
01:42:47.000 That's awful.
01:42:48.000 It's crazy.
01:42:49.000 Well, what's really crazy is that doctor is essentially saying that OJ did it, even though he was acquitted.
01:42:55.000 Yeah, he ain't in jail for that, man.
01:42:56.000 He's in jail for stealing his shit.
01:42:58.000 I know, isn't that funny?
01:42:58.000 He might get out soon.
01:42:59.000 Yeah, I know.
01:43:00.000 He is, though.
01:43:00.000 I thought it was, like, December.
01:43:02.000 I think he has an opportunity, I think, in October.
01:43:04.000 But I think it's one of those things, like a parole thing.
01:43:07.000 Because I think he's in jail for 25 years.
01:43:09.000 But I think he's been in jail for nine, and he might get released.
01:43:13.000 Is that what it is?
01:43:15.000 It says October.
01:43:16.000 But here's the thing, man.
01:43:17.000 You kind of know that they're not really jailing him for that.
01:43:20.000 They're not really jailing him for that.
01:43:22.000 Which is weird, man.
01:43:23.000 He was trying to get back his stuff, right?
01:43:27.000 Yeah.
01:43:29.000 If people don't know the story, OJ, I believe someone had stolen some of his autographed merchandise, his memorabilia, and he was trying to get it back, and someone in the room with him had a gun.
01:43:41.000 Like, the guy he went with...
01:43:42.000 They held him hostage.
01:43:43.000 Did they pull the gun out?
01:43:45.000 I think they had it out, but I think what it was was they went into the room with the people and locked the door and said nobody's leaving, which is like a kidnapping charge.
01:43:53.000 You can't kidnap people, man.
01:43:55.000 That's crazy, though, that we're supposed to believe that that's what kept him in jail for nine years.
01:43:58.000 Well, no, you definitely know.
01:43:59.000 If you watch the judge's deliberation when he was going to jail him, you could tell.
01:44:06.000 It was like, you deserve this.
01:44:09.000 We're just throwing the book at you.
01:44:10.000 If that was your first offense, you might not even be in jail.
01:44:13.000 Yeah, I kind of believe they're not going to give him parole on that.
01:44:17.000 I don't know, man.
01:44:18.000 I just gotta believe.
01:44:19.000 That whole thing was so weird to me, man.
01:44:21.000 There was a woman who was in the Manson family who was one of the people that murdered Sharon Tate.
01:44:29.000 And she was up for parole recently.
01:44:31.000 And they were talking to her and they were asking her why she did it and how she did it.
01:44:37.000 And she just sort of explained that You know, she was a part of this cult and that they had really kind of like convinced her that this was the way to do it and This is the way to live.
01:44:46.000 We have to fight these people and they're all on acid They're all fucking freaking out and she was trying to explain it and they're like, yeah, no parole Explaining how she stabbed her and the woman was pregnant too.
01:44:58.000 She stabbed the baby and It's just crazy that some people go to jail for life, for stupid shit, like smoking pot.
01:45:10.000 Like, there's people that are in jail for selling pot, and they're in jail with life sentences.
01:45:14.000 Yeah, man.
01:45:15.000 It must have.
01:45:16.000 I mean, I guarantee you people have died in jail for marijuana sales.
01:45:19.000 Yeah, of course.
01:45:19.000 Guaranteed.
01:45:20.000 Guaranteed.
01:45:21.000 But it's still sort of kind of possible that if you kill somebody, you could get out early.
01:45:27.000 Yeah.
01:45:28.000 Man, it depends on who you are, actually.
01:45:32.000 Oh, it must.
01:45:33.000 It does, man.
01:45:34.000 It also depends on the overcrowding of the state, right?
01:45:36.000 Someone was telling me that Louisiana, in particular, during Katrina, when New Orleans was getting flooded, my friend was like, dude, they had what they would call misdemeanor murder.
01:45:55.000 As a joke, because dudes would be murdering guys, and they'd be out in really short sentences.
01:46:01.000 Yeah, I heard about that.
01:46:03.000 See if you can pull up that term, misdemeanor murder, New Orleans.
01:46:07.000 Because this guy was joking around about it, and I never looked into it deep enough to know whether or not he was telling the truth, but I'd heard it more than once.
01:46:14.000 They were just letting people out.
01:46:16.000 Murderers.
01:46:17.000 Yeah, I think.
01:46:18.000 Yeah, New Orleans.
01:46:20.000 Often accused of institutionalized misdemeanor murder.
01:46:23.000 Article 701 of the Criminal Code requires the state release a defendant who has not been charged with the crime after 60 days.
01:46:30.000 Before Hurricane Katrina, a few hundred people per year were released under Article 701. So someone would commit a murder, they wouldn't be charged inside of 60 days because they're probably overburdened and they would let someone out.
01:46:42.000 Holy shit.
01:46:43.000 That's crazy.
01:46:44.000 And it's there, the big easy to get away with murder?
01:46:48.000 A Metafiller article?
01:46:50.000 Wow.
01:46:52.000 Yeah, so, some spots.
01:46:53.000 It's just so fucking chaotic that you can get away with it.
01:46:56.000 Well, the problem is you got people in jail for these, uh, in prison for these petty offenses.
01:47:00.000 Like drugs.
01:47:00.000 Exactly.
01:47:02.000 Well, for violating our rules.
01:47:04.000 That's ridiculous, man.
01:47:05.000 We have too many rules, you know?
01:47:07.000 If that many people are in jail for violating rules, does that necessarily mean that many people should be in jail, or does it mean we have too many rules?
01:47:14.000 You gotta figure out, like, is someone a victim of these situations?
01:47:18.000 As soon as someone's a victim, then that's probably where we should serve and protect, right?
01:47:22.000 I don't understand how people view our laws as the gospel.
01:47:27.000 I mean, certain things obviously are demonstrably bad for society, but some shit, like, this is such a...
01:47:37.000 There are things that could be amended that just need to be, man.
01:47:40.000 What would you change if you could get into the judicial system?
01:47:47.000 The drugs.
01:47:49.000 There's no way that they should be...
01:47:50.000 First, right?
01:47:51.000 That's one of the big ones.
01:47:52.000 I think that's the first one.
01:47:52.000 That's one of the big ones.
01:47:54.000 What else?
01:47:59.000 I don't know, man.
01:48:00.000 I'd have to deliberate on that one.
01:48:03.000 I mean, the prison industrial complex as far as locking up people of color has been a problem in our communities for years.
01:48:11.000 I think that the policing needs to change.
01:48:17.000 I think that, and I think if you're gonna look at other, I mean, we just got done talking about this yesterday, but I think if you're gonna look at other parts of the world saying they need our help, places like Afghanistan, places where we've sent massive amounts of troops and resources into, Iraq in particular, right?
01:48:32.000 I think if they put that amount of money to figuring out how to build back these impoverished communities, instead of just leaving them the way they are.
01:48:41.000 Yeah, that's bad.
01:48:41.000 Figure out some way.
01:48:43.000 I don't know what the fuck it is.
01:48:44.000 Because you'd have to go through a couple of generations to get rid of the cycle of the negativity that some of these people have experienced growing up with all the crime and all the violence.
01:48:52.000 The crime follows poverty all the time.
01:48:54.000 Yeah, it's right there together.
01:48:55.000 And then also the momentum of that crime and poverty, it's hard to break loose of.
01:49:00.000 And it doesn't help by putting them in jail.
01:49:01.000 Most of the time it becomes worse.
01:49:03.000 It becomes a mentality.
01:49:04.000 What I always found significant growing up in the inner city is that violence is so normalized.
01:49:15.000 Being tough on the streets was The good thing to be growing up.
01:49:22.000 So if you heard of somebody committing murders or beating up people or whatever, and this is fucked up, but that mentality reverberates through some of the neighborhoods.
01:49:34.000 That's cool.
01:49:35.000 That's what you wanted to be.
01:49:36.000 You don't want to kill people, but you wanted to have that tough label.
01:49:39.000 And that mentality and that psyche, it's infectious.
01:49:44.000 And you see it with music and entertainment.
01:49:48.000 It's something that's embedded in our culture.
01:49:51.000 It started way back then, but it's still here.
01:49:54.000 And it seems like it ramped up when it became a big part of popular rap culture.
01:49:59.000 When I was a kid, there was not...
01:50:01.000 You didn't hear about nearly as much gang violence as we did after...
01:50:07.000 N.W.A. came out?
01:50:08.000 When you started hearing rap music with a lot of violence in it?
01:50:11.000 They were the originators of that, for sure.
01:50:16.000 But the violence in the neighborhoods, it really didn't start with the rap era.
01:50:20.000 It started with the crack era, which the rap era came out of the crack era.
01:50:24.000 So it all came together.
01:50:25.000 Yeah, that's a really good point, actually.
01:50:28.000 And you know what else is a really good point, too?
01:50:30.000 Is that that all of a sudden, it glorified it and it made a lot of wannabes.
01:50:35.000 That's true.
01:50:37.000 And, I mean, it's unfortunate, but that's why I love art.
01:50:40.000 Art is always a reflection.
01:50:42.000 It's a mirror of society, right?
01:50:43.000 Right.
01:50:44.000 Unless you go to that LACMA place.
01:50:46.000 You ever go to that?
01:50:47.000 LA County Museum of Art?
01:50:48.000 Never seen that one.
01:50:49.000 Don't go.
01:50:50.000 Appreciate that.
01:50:50.000 No.
01:50:50.000 It's one of the modern places where they have like a box on the ground.
01:50:56.000 There's like a plexiglass box.
01:50:57.000 I go, what is that?
01:50:58.000 That's the actual art?
01:51:00.000 The plexiglass box?
01:51:02.000 The box represents what you want it to be.
01:51:05.000 So the art is that you look down at the box.
01:51:08.000 It's really brilliant, actually, when you think about it that way, because the box...
01:51:12.000 That's real.
01:51:13.000 That's real, man.
01:51:14.000 That's a fucking box.
01:51:15.000 It's a box that's on the ground.
01:51:16.000 You know what that is?
01:51:17.000 That's a dude who you buy weed off of.
01:51:19.000 That's his coffee table.
01:51:20.000 You go over his house.
01:51:20.000 Right?
01:51:21.000 He's like, hey, man, I love this fucking amber plastic coffee table you got, bro.
01:51:26.000 Yeah, dude.
01:51:27.000 I fucking chopped my buds up on this bed.
01:51:30.000 It is a nice tent, though.
01:51:31.000 Yeah, it's not bad.
01:51:32.000 But the fact that it was roped off and that it was an actual piece of exhibit, that's a piece of art.
01:51:39.000 Fuck you.
01:51:40.000 I would never forget.
01:51:41.000 It looks like a- Just fuck you.
01:51:42.000 That Jurassic Park or a mosquito.
01:51:44.000 No.
01:51:44.000 Someone has to say no.
01:51:45.000 That's funded.
01:51:46.000 That's funded.
01:51:47.000 That's like, isn't it?
01:51:47.000 Yes.
01:51:48.000 Like, who funds that?
01:51:49.000 Who funds- Isn't that like a big part of it is public?
01:51:52.000 It's the LA County Museum of National Art.
01:51:53.000 Oh, that's amazing because what it represents is spaghetti and we all like spaghetti.
01:51:58.000 You don't fuck with that?
01:51:58.000 That's cool.
01:51:58.000 It makes you think about your childhood.
01:52:00.000 That's crazy.
01:52:01.000 You don't like that.
01:52:02.000 You like string hanging from the ceiling?
01:52:04.000 Oh, okay.
01:52:04.000 Yes.
01:52:05.000 Well, you know what it reminds me of?
01:52:06.000 You don't like string hanging from the side.
01:52:07.000 Back when I was a kid, when you had to rent porn, you had to go through beads to get to the porno section of the video store.
01:52:14.000 That wasn't my era, man.
01:52:16.000 I'm way older than you, man.
01:52:17.000 I was there when it all went down.
01:52:19.000 But see, a lot of black moms and grandmas have the beads.
01:52:23.000 Oh, right.
01:52:24.000 Hippies have the beads, too.
01:52:26.000 Mexican mothers, too.
01:52:27.000 Why is there a rock there?
01:52:28.000 Is that an art piece?
01:52:29.000 Is that the LA LACMA thing?
01:52:31.000 Well, that's a rock, and it represents rocks.
01:52:34.000 But you gotta appreciate how they got the rock there.
01:52:37.000 No, I don't, because somebody had to pay for it.
01:52:40.000 That could have paid for a fucking teacher, okay?
01:52:40.000 That's crazy, Joe.
01:52:43.000 There's a whole bunch of shit we just made.
01:52:44.000 That could have hired a better group of coaches for a football team.
01:52:49.000 I like that rock art, dawg.
01:52:51.000 I like that one.
01:52:51.000 You do?
01:52:52.000 Well, that's why it's there.
01:52:53.000 You know why?
01:52:54.000 Because the world's all different.
01:52:55.000 Like, hot food tastes different to me than it does to some folks.
01:52:58.000 It must be.
01:52:59.000 Some people looked at that and they go, it's amazing!
01:53:01.000 I don't see that.
01:53:02.000 And they got this feeling.
01:53:03.000 I could just look at it and be like, I can appreciate somebody putting that rug there.
01:53:06.000 Somebody might have even looked at that box on the ground and got that feeling.
01:53:09.000 I'm not denying that.
01:53:10.000 They'd have to explain that one to me.
01:53:12.000 Well, they'd be like, well, this is what it is.
01:53:14.000 It's like, everything is so defined, okay?
01:53:16.000 When you read a book, all the words are in the order.
01:53:18.000 I mean, even if you're thinking about what this person wrote, they wrote it, okay?
01:53:22.000 So they're forcing this into your mind.
01:53:24.000 So this artist is giving the opportunity.
01:53:27.000 This artist is giving you the opportunity to put inside that box or to whatever, put whatever signification, whatever important significance of that box.
01:53:27.000 I feel like you made it, man.
01:53:37.000 It's all up to your interpretation, man.
01:53:40.000 She has a point.
01:53:41.000 I don't know why it's a she.
01:53:42.000 I don't know.
01:53:43.000 She's transitioning.
01:53:45.000 She seemed like she was transitioning while I was talking.
01:53:47.000 I was like, I lost my girl.
01:53:48.000 I started out as a girl, and then I got annoyed, and I became a gay guy for a little while.
01:53:52.000 And at the end, I was an old lady who smoked cigarettes.
01:53:59.000 Those tones are very different, right?
01:54:02.000 Like you can go gay guy, old lady will smoke cigarettes, there's that voice, this is where we put the stuff.
01:54:12.000 LACMA. There's a video too.
01:54:13.000 There's a video that was playing a giant-ass screen, and it was like people playing catch with a ball.
01:54:18.000 Throwing a two, catch a two.
01:54:19.000 Like slow motion with like a volleyball.
01:54:23.000 Catch.
01:54:23.000 It was so fucking stupid.
01:54:25.000 I was like, what are you doing?
01:54:27.000 You've got a video of a guy throwing a ball to another guy?
01:54:30.000 You've got to be able to express yourself, man.
01:54:34.000 I'm so confused.
01:54:35.000 I kind of feel them now, man.
01:54:38.000 Who's funding it?
01:54:39.000 Who's funding it?
01:54:39.000 Did we find out?
01:54:40.000 The ball thing?
01:54:41.000 No, the L.A. County Museum of Art.
01:54:43.000 They're probably mad at me right now.
01:54:44.000 They're so snotty there, too.
01:54:46.000 Hey, Pub is good, Pub, man.
01:54:47.000 So snotty.
01:54:48.000 So many people that were snot balls.
01:54:50.000 Taxpayers of Los Angeles.
01:54:51.000 Oh, adorable!
01:54:53.000 Now are you mad?
01:54:54.000 Now I disagree with that.
01:54:54.000 Now are you mad?
01:54:55.000 Think about the fucking schools in LA. Think about what teachers get paid.
01:54:59.000 Think about cops.
01:55:00.000 LACMA's most reliable patrons, 10 million taxpayers.
01:55:03.000 And I guess people can sign up and give money if you like being around other weirdos.
01:55:07.000 But here's the deal.
01:55:09.000 Those weirdos, man, to them, it's cool.
01:55:11.000 When they go there, they like it.
01:55:13.000 You know, I'm a fucking idiot.
01:55:15.000 Just because, I mean, I'm aware I'm an idiot because I don't know how you're looking at that plastic box on the ground.
01:55:23.000 There could be a bunch of people that like it.
01:55:26.000 I got a question for you, man.
01:55:27.000 Okay.
01:55:28.000 So, I've been a fan of you for a long time, right?
01:55:32.000 Thank you.
01:55:33.000 Appreciate it.
01:55:34.000 I appreciate you.
01:55:34.000 I appreciate it.
01:55:36.000 What made you make the switch from being a moon landing denier to like...
01:55:42.000 That's a good question.
01:55:43.000 You're fucking crazy if you don't do anything.
01:55:44.000 No, I don't think we're crazy.
01:55:45.000 No, this is my take on it.
01:55:49.000 Absolutely.
01:55:50.000 I don't know enough about astrophysics, about space travel, about the science, the work that's been done about how to get a rocket to the moon and back.
01:56:02.000 I definitely don't know enough.
01:56:03.000 It's rocket science.
01:56:05.000 And I've looked at a lot of very compelling documentaries that explain why they think it was hoaxed.
01:56:12.000 And they'll show you some footage, and you can look at some of the footage, and it looks fake as fuck.
01:56:17.000 There's some footage that, to me, looks really doctored.
01:56:20.000 To this day.
01:56:21.000 Yeah, to this day.
01:56:23.000 You ever seen ones where it looks like they're on wires, that the astronauts are on wires?
01:56:27.000 I have.
01:56:28.000 There's some where there's a video where they look like they're on a trampoline, they're bouncing around on trampolines.
01:56:33.000 The physics are different in different videos.
01:56:35.000 This is where it gets weird.
01:56:37.000 The physics are different from the Apollo 11 moon landing.
01:56:40.000 We see them waddle around on the surface of the moon.
01:56:42.000 They're moving at half speed.
01:56:44.000 And then you see them in other ones, like the one where they bounce around the air.
01:56:48.000 They're moving different.
01:56:49.000 They're in the same thing, but it looks different.
01:56:52.000 The first one was very grainy.
01:56:53.000 They showed it on a projection screen.
01:56:58.000 There's a couple different possibilities.
01:57:01.000 One possibility is it just looks weird because it's on the moon, and your brain is trying to interpret it, and your brain's going, well, that's fake.
01:57:08.000 Because you don't really understand what 1-6 Earth's gravity really does to a body.
01:57:13.000 That's one possibility.
01:57:14.000 Another possibility, which has been shown to be true, is that some of the stuff that they passed off as being legitimate photographs of space travel was actually test runs where they blacked out the background and pretended that they were in space.
01:57:31.000 And there's one really clear example of this.
01:57:33.000 It's Michael Collins.
01:57:34.000 Michael Collins was a guy who was aboard Apollo 11 and Gemini 15. There's a photo of him in the middle of a...
01:57:43.000 What is it when they walk around outside the spacewalk?
01:57:47.000 They call it a spacewalk?
01:57:48.000 Why does it seem like a bad word?
01:57:49.000 It's like spacewalk?
01:57:50.000 It doesn't seem like that's the official title.
01:57:52.000 Well, it's in the middle of a spacewalk.
01:57:54.000 It's probably something more...
01:57:55.000 Yeah.
01:57:55.000 A little more syllables.
01:57:56.000 Yeah, something slicker.
01:57:58.000 Anyway, so he's doing the spacewalk and he's got this harness on.
01:58:01.000 He's holding on to this, like, thing.
01:58:03.000 And it was apparently just an image that had already been published of him in a training exercise.
01:58:10.000 And they blacked out the background and flipped the picture upside down.
01:58:14.000 That's the joint right there.
01:58:15.000 It's the same exact photo.
01:58:17.000 Same exact photo.
01:58:18.000 I mean, people have lined it up and switched it over.
01:58:20.000 It's the same photo.
01:58:21.000 It's just been edited.
01:58:22.000 So the one on the left...
01:58:25.000 Was them practicing how to use these...
01:58:27.000 I don't guess that the harness is some sort of a thing that he's hanging on to.
01:58:31.000 I guess it moves him around a little bit.
01:58:33.000 They were trying to practice it on the left, and on the right they just passed it off.
01:58:37.000 But those are publicity photos, right?
01:58:39.000 So you gotta go, well, okay, who approves of publicity photos?
01:58:42.000 It could easily be just some idiot who works in...
01:58:46.000 The publicity department who did marketing, who didn't think they had enough photos from the moon that were good of spacewalks.
01:58:52.000 It's probably insanely difficult to take a spacewalk photo.
01:58:55.000 So, does that mean that they faked the moon landing?
01:58:58.000 No, but it means that people fake things.
01:59:00.000 So you gotta be really objective and look at that.
01:59:03.000 Okay, so people say fake things.
01:59:05.000 They definitely filmed A lot of the training exercises that they did of the moon landing.
01:59:13.000 They filmed a lot of shit.
01:59:15.000 They definitely did.
01:59:17.000 If that has already been proven, that they took this fake photograph and they tried to pass it off as a real spacewalk, it's entirely possible that some of the stuff that they filmed They made out to look like they were on the moon when they were not But does that mean they didn't go to the moon?
01:59:36.000 No, it doesn't and so when I was saying it proves that they didn't go to the moon I My critique of myself Is that I didn't look at it objectively because I wanted one conclusion to be true.
01:59:50.000 And I wanted that conclusion to be that the moon landing was fake.
01:59:53.000 So I looked at it and I was saying to myself, okay, did I come to this conclusion because there's a lot of evidence that shows it to be fake?
02:00:01.000 Or have I seen a lot of evidence that looks fake?
02:00:03.000 And does that mean that they didn't go to the moon?
02:00:06.000 No, it doesn't.
02:00:07.000 There's a bunch of different possibilities.
02:00:09.000 There's a ton of different possibilities.
02:00:11.000 There's also the possibility that whatever photographs they took can get severely damaged in the radiation of space, and that it was really difficult to do.
02:00:20.000 That's possible too, and that they decided somehow or another that they were going to pass off these, that they actually did go, and they decided they're going to pass off some of these fake videos.
02:00:32.000 So there's a bunch of possibilities.
02:00:33.000 The possibility that it looks fake because I'm dumb and because I don't understand anything about the physics of 1-6 Earth's gravity and it just looks weird because it's shitty film and it's 1969. That's possibility number one.
02:00:46.000 Number two is they fake some things.
02:00:49.000 Number three is they didn't really have good footage because you couldn't take film through the airport.
02:00:55.000 Remember that?
02:00:56.000 People would go through those radar detectors and your film would get jacked.
02:00:59.000 They weren't responsible.
02:01:01.000 I didn't have any film, but I know.
02:01:02.000 I have friends that are photographers.
02:01:06.000 My uncle's a photographer, and he would tell me, you can't send the film.
02:01:10.000 If you take a roll of film and awesome pictures...
02:01:13.000 So how would they get it, too?
02:01:14.000 I don't know.
02:01:15.000 I don't know what the fuck they did.
02:01:16.000 But I know that some film has been damaged.
02:01:20.000 Or maybe it's an urban myth.
02:01:23.000 Find out if film got damaged by those radar things at the airport.
02:01:29.000 X-rays.
02:01:30.000 X-rays at the airport.
02:01:31.000 I could appreciate the mindset, though, of looking at your opinion objectively and saying, am I tripping?
02:01:37.000 Let's look at the facts and say, I'm just not really sure.
02:01:41.000 I think that's the problem with people today, people in period, is that they're afraid to say, I don't know.
02:01:46.000 Yeah.
02:01:47.000 They're super afraid.
02:01:47.000 You know what I mean?
02:01:49.000 To me, ignorance is such a gift.
02:01:51.000 It just gives you an opportunity to learn some shit if you're humble enough.
02:01:54.000 Don't assume you know shit.
02:01:56.000 Even the shit I feel like I know, I still feel like I don't know.
02:01:59.000 Yeah, well that seems you have a very healthy ego for a big, young, fucking super athlete.
02:02:04.000 It's fucking That's fucking football, man.
02:02:07.000 I know, but I'm saying your ego is very healthy.
02:02:09.000 You have a really good way of looking at things.
02:02:11.000 I think that's the right way to be, man.
02:02:14.000 You can't be married to ideas and opinions like that because they're not you.
02:02:20.000 But we think that they are.
02:02:21.000 They're like an extension of us.
02:02:22.000 So we want to win these arguments.
02:02:24.000 We want to be right.
02:02:26.000 I think it gets real scary when you want to be right.
02:02:29.000 And then you're willing to ignore evidence that might show that you're wrong.
02:02:32.000 That's how I felt about myself.
02:02:34.000 And by the way, if you wanted a conspiracy that's a good one, that seems like it might be possible, the moon landing is one of the best ones.
02:02:42.000 And this is why it's so attractive.
02:02:46.000 Between 1969 and 1973...
02:02:49.000 Are you still on the fence about this, huh?
02:02:51.000 No, I'm not at all.
02:02:53.000 I'm on the I don't know shit fence.
02:02:55.000 That's where I live.
02:02:56.000 All right.
02:02:57.000 But between that time...
02:02:58.000 You got a lot of facts on this side.
02:02:59.000 I'm with you though.
02:03:00.000 They sent...
02:03:00.000 I think it was seven missions.
02:03:02.000 Six of them were successful.
02:03:03.000 The only one that wasn't successful was Apollo 13, right?
02:03:06.000 They sent these fucking people around the moon 250,000 plus miles out there and back.
02:03:13.000 But ever since then, all they've been able to do is get people into near-earth orbit.
02:03:18.000 Ever since then, like the highest anyone's ever gone, I think it's 400 miles.
02:03:21.000 So they went from 260,000 miles all the way to the moon and back to 400 miles.
02:03:27.000 Everything is like inside.
02:03:29.000 And they've never gone through the Van Allen radiation belts.
02:03:32.000 They've never gone into deep space and returned.
02:03:34.000 They haven't done that since 1973. I thought, and I could be wrong, but I thought it was because of funding.
02:03:40.000 Could be.
02:03:41.000 Meanwhile, LACMA's got funds.
02:03:44.000 Show me how that makes sense.
02:03:45.000 You don't want to fund space travel.
02:03:47.000 You want to fund that fucking acrylic box.
02:03:49.000 Amber box.
02:03:50.000 Great adjective, by the way.
02:03:51.000 That's perfect.
02:03:53.000 It is a great one.
02:03:55.000 I don't...
02:03:56.000 I don't think that I know whether or not we went to the moon, but I'm telling you that if you wanted a juicy conspiracy to get excited about, it's the best one to get excited about.
02:04:07.000 They lost all the data.
02:04:08.000 I see, because I see, like, you know, you go down to the YouTube wormhole, you start watching Barry Sanders highlights, and then all this stuff...
02:04:17.000 I'm looking at JFK being Michael Jackson or some shit.
02:04:22.000 But like, I just don't see what the motive would be.
02:04:27.000 Like, what is the fucking motive?
02:04:28.000 The Cold War.
02:04:30.000 First of all, we wanted to beat the Russians because we were in a race to see who can get to the moon.
02:04:35.000 And here's one of the things that we do know for a fact.
02:04:37.000 The Russians faked a bunch of shit.
02:04:39.000 They faked a bunch of footage.
02:04:40.000 Yeah.
02:04:41.000 Yuri Gagarin, who was the first man in space, they had a video- You might be an expert on this, man.
02:04:46.000 Well, I studied this.
02:04:47.000 I debated a guy who was a really nice guy, but Phil Plait, who's a bad astronomer, badastronomer.com.
02:04:55.000 And there's a lot of things he wasn't willing to admit, though, that were unfortunate.
02:04:59.000 Because maybe he could have convinced me more if he was.
02:05:02.000 And one of the big ones was that Wernher von Braun was a Nazi.
02:05:06.000 They hired a bunch of Nazis to run the space program.
02:05:10.000 It was called Operation Paperclip.
02:05:12.000 And what Operation Paperclip was was they took a bunch of Nazi scientists and relocated them to the United States.
02:05:17.000 We lost some of them to Russia.
02:05:19.000 Russia scooped up some of them.
02:05:21.000 But when we ended World War II and Nazi Germany collapsed, we went in and took the scientists.
02:05:27.000 Well, Wernher von Braun was the head of a rocket factory.
02:05:33.000 In Berlin, where they used to hang the five slowest Jews in front of the rocket factory for all the other workers to see.
02:05:41.000 Warner Von Braun, the Simon Wiesenthal Center said, if Warner Von Braun was alive today, he'd be punished for crimes against humanity.
02:05:49.000 This is news to me.
02:05:51.000 Yeah, no, Werner Von Braun was a straight-up Nazi.
02:05:54.000 And this guy was not willing to admit that.
02:05:56.000 You know, it's like, well, you know, just because someone's in Germany.
02:05:56.000 Right.
02:05:59.000 No, no, no, no, no.
02:06:00.000 No, he was a Nazi.
02:06:01.000 He was a Nazi.
02:06:02.000 Whether or not he actually killed anybody, maybe he had to be a Nazi.
02:06:05.000 Right.
02:06:05.000 I mean, we're not saying that, look...
02:06:07.000 If you're fucked, and you're in this neighborhood, and it overcomes the entire neighborhood, you want to keep your family alive, so you put that thing on your jacket sleeve, you put that swastika on, and you see guy like everybody else, maybe you're not really a Nazi ideologically, maybe you're not a Nazi in your heart,
02:06:23.000 maybe you're just trying to stay alive.
02:06:24.000 That's entirely possible, too.
02:06:26.000 But, he was a Nazi.
02:06:28.000 He was a fucking Nazi.
02:06:29.000 And they had slaves that were running rocket factories in Berlin, where they were figuring out how to make rockets.
02:06:37.000 That's just brand new.
02:06:38.000 I need to...
02:06:40.000 Yeah.
02:06:41.000 Operation Paperclip.
02:06:42.000 Cold War, President Truman authorized Operation Paperclip in August of 1945. The U.S. Army secretly admitted 88 German scientists and engineers to help in development of rocket technology, including Wernher von Braun, Arthur Rudolph, and Herbata Strugold.
02:06:59.000 Herbertus?
02:07:00.000 Hubertus?
02:07:00.000 Herbertus?
02:07:01.000 Hubertus.
02:07:02.000 That's a great name.
02:07:03.000 It's not a great name, bro.
02:07:04.000 Hubertus.
02:07:04.000 Bring that back.
02:07:05.000 If you have a fucking stud kid, who's like one of the strongest men in the world, his name is Hubertus.
02:07:10.000 That's my son, Hubertus.
02:07:12.000 Fuck that.
02:07:12.000 Oh, that's true.
02:07:14.000 He was named after a Nazi.
02:07:16.000 So, there was like something in the debate that guy was not willing to admit, which made me even more skeptical that he was right about the other stuff.
02:07:23.000 The other thing was that they...
02:07:27.000 Moon rocks that they've collected from the moon have turned out to not really be moon rocks.
02:07:32.000 A bunch of them, for sure, have been tested by scientists, and they've found that these rocks are from another planet.
02:07:39.000 But there was a rock that they gave to whoever's the head of Holland, and it was personally given with a plaque by Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins.
02:07:50.000 And it turned out to be petrified wood.
02:07:54.000 Moon rock given to Holland by Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin is fake.
02:07:58.000 It's a moon rock given to the Dutch Prime Minister by the Apollo 11 astronauts in 1969. It turned out to be a fake.
02:08:05.000 So they were giving people pieces of petrified wood saying, this is for you.
02:08:09.000 We went to the moon.
02:08:11.000 God bless America.
02:08:13.000 308,000 euros.
02:08:16.000 Now, there's a bunch of possibilities, okay?
02:08:19.000 Let's just be honest about this, because this story is from 2009. It's entirely possible that between 1969...
02:08:26.000 Well, there's multiple sources, but that's The Telegraph.
02:08:29.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:08:29.000 That's a legit newspaper.
02:08:30.000 But you've got to trace the source.
02:08:31.000 For sure.
02:08:32.000 What I'm saying is that it's entirely possible that someone stole that moon rock and replaced it with that.
02:08:38.000 That's possible.
02:08:39.000 That's possible.
02:08:40.000 Or it's possible they just had some fake rocks.
02:08:43.000 Here's the thing.
02:08:44.000 Bill Clinton had a fucking, he had a quote in his book, in one of his books.
02:08:50.000 I think his book is called My Life.
02:08:52.000 He had a quote about the moon landing and a story about him having this conversation with a carpenter and that this carpenter said that he didn't believe the moon landing.
02:09:01.000 He goes, them television fellers, they can make anything look real.
02:09:05.000 And he said, this is a quote in Bill Clinton's fucking book.
02:09:08.000 He said, back then, I thought that guy was a quack.
02:09:11.000 But after, or crank, whatever, crazy person.
02:09:14.000 But after eight years in the White House, I was wondering if he wasn't ahead of his time.
02:09:18.000 Oh, wow.
02:09:19.000 This is a guy that was the fucking president of the United States.
02:09:23.000 And he's talking specifically about an old carpenter telling him the moon landing was fake.
02:09:29.000 And then he says, I wondered after eight years in the White House if that guy wasn't ahead of his time.
02:09:38.000 Causation.
02:09:38.000 Yeah.
02:09:38.000 Correlation.
02:09:39.000 No, look.
02:09:40.000 Look, could be bullshit.
02:09:41.000 Yeah.
02:09:42.000 Could be bullshit.
02:09:43.000 100%.
02:09:43.000 It could be just a good story.
02:09:45.000 But I think that's the thing about conspiracy theorists.
02:09:47.000 It's like, they leave you on all these dead-end chases.
02:09:49.000 Oh, yeah.
02:09:50.000 What's weird is that Trump's a conspiracy theorist.
02:09:54.000 There's a lot more adjectives you can add on to that.
02:09:56.000 Yeah, but the conspiracy theory aspect is interesting.
02:09:59.000 As far as what can be confirmed.
02:10:01.000 You know he's going to want to know about UFOs.
02:10:03.000 That's probably the first shit he did.
02:10:04.000 He probably sat them down.
02:10:05.000 What's going on with the aliens?
02:10:07.000 Where do we stand?
02:10:07.000 He has an interest in that?
02:10:08.000 Where do we stand?
02:10:09.000 Who doesn't?
02:10:11.000 You wouldn't?
02:10:11.000 I would guess it.
02:10:12.000 For sure.
02:10:12.000 I do.
02:10:13.000 I don't think we have been visited.
02:10:13.000 I do.
02:10:15.000 Come on, dude.
02:10:16.000 Let me tell you something.
02:10:17.000 Okay.
02:10:17.000 President you.
02:10:18.000 You become the president.
02:10:19.000 Alright.
02:10:20.000 President Foster.
02:10:21.000 I'm well, man.
02:10:21.000 How are you, sir?
02:10:22.000 What would you like to do today?
02:10:25.000 I'd like to find out if there's fucking aliens!
02:10:27.000 Nah, man.
02:10:27.000 It's my first day on the job.
02:10:28.000 That ain't my first one, man.
02:10:29.000 No?
02:10:29.000 Nah.
02:10:30.000 First day on the job.
02:10:31.000 I'm like, take me to the bodies.
02:10:33.000 I need to know what the fuck we're up against.
02:10:35.000 Are they real?
02:10:36.000 I need to know.
02:10:37.000 There's no way.
02:10:38.000 I would need to know.
02:10:39.000 If you knew that there might be a possibility that they knew, you sat down with all the...
02:10:43.000 I definitely had to ask, yeah.
02:10:45.000 If you heard rumblings, if you and Mike Pence were in the elevator...
02:10:45.000 Fuck yeah.
02:10:49.000 He wouldn't be my vice president, man.
02:10:50.000 Okay, who would your vice president be?
02:10:51.000 Not him.
02:10:52.000 Not Mike Pence, but yeah, we on the elevator.
02:10:55.000 Who would it be?
02:10:56.000 You.
02:10:57.000 I don't want to be vice president.
02:10:59.000 No shit, bro.
02:11:00.000 That means you get shot if you have to be president.
02:11:01.000 I get Sam Harris, man.
02:11:03.000 That's a good one.
02:11:04.000 That's my guy.
02:11:05.000 I would let him be president, though.
02:11:06.000 Have you had him on your...
02:11:08.000 Bunch times.
02:11:08.000 Yeah, bunch times.
02:11:08.000 Really?
02:11:10.000 He's on in a week, too.
02:11:11.000 What's crazy is I'm subscribed to you on YouTube and the shit keeps kicking me off and I don't know what's going on with that.
02:11:16.000 That's the government trying to control me.
02:11:19.000 They can't handle the truth.
02:11:21.000 Yeah, man.
02:11:22.000 Shit pisses me off.
02:11:23.000 I don't know, man.
02:11:24.000 I think it's just an algorithm issue because we also have an issue when we retweet.
02:11:30.000 There's an automatic tweet that YouTube does and it sends out that we're going live, that we're broadcasting live.
02:11:35.000 It tweets it out to people, or it sends it out, but it sends it in fucking Spanish?
02:11:40.000 Was it like, it was like Dutch?
02:11:43.000 Today it says I started a live stream on YouTube, but the last two days, yeah, it was like Dutch or Swedish or I don't know.
02:11:47.000 Bunch of weird languages that I didn't, I couldn't speak.
02:11:51.000 That's interesting, man.
02:11:52.000 Yeah, for some reason, my Google shows up in my inbox, just my name, like in German, like the inbox thing.
02:12:00.000 It says it's in German.
02:12:01.000 I'm like, I have no idea.
02:12:02.000 Because you got hacked, some German guy.
02:12:03.000 Probably, man.
02:12:04.000 Yeah man.
02:12:05.000 I don't got shit to hack though.
02:12:07.000 Hmm.
02:12:08.000 Yeah.
02:12:10.000 So, to the long answer of your question, that's where I stood on this whole moon landing thing.
02:12:15.000 That's why I came around to thinking in a different way.
02:12:18.000 I was way too convinced that I was right.
02:12:20.000 I'm like, I'm convinced I was right, but fucking real low levels of understanding of any of the science of this stuff.
02:12:27.000 Yeah, I think that's the problem is, as a society, we're so scientifically illiterate, you know, and that causes so much room for speculation.
02:12:35.000 And you're kind of...
02:12:38.000 You're kind of a prisoner of people who are masters of their craft.
02:12:44.000 You're kind of a prisoner to their quote-unquote agenda.
02:12:47.000 I don't want to put that bad of a term on it, but you're kind of a prisoner of that because we don't have any choice but to take their word for it or to pursue it yourself.
02:12:57.000 Right, to learn about what they're talking about yourself, to know if they're right or not.
02:13:00.000 Well, that's absolutely the case, right?
02:13:03.000 Because you know that's the case in almost everything else.
02:13:05.000 Like, that was always, like, a real problem with martial arts, was there was this one dude who had all the information and you didn't know, and then you would listen to him say shit, and you'd be like, Whoa, is that true?
02:13:14.000 And you would think it was true, but now like there's videos you could watch on YouTube of like some crazy kung-fu dude That's just talking nonsense.
02:13:21.000 He doesn't really know how to do anything.
02:13:22.000 He's just got some crazy thing about chi power And if you don't know you think this guy is real But once you know, you go, oh, you motherfucker.
02:13:31.000 So, like, someone can pull the wool over your eyes about that.
02:13:34.000 They could just easily do it with any kind of science or rocket travel.
02:13:37.000 See, that's what really got me interested in science.
02:13:40.000 Especially, like, with this climate change shit.
02:13:42.000 So, like, you start reading the articles people give you of, like, why it's not real.
02:13:47.000 And then you go and follow the source.
02:13:49.000 Like, that's where I really learned to start following the sources at all the articles.
02:13:51.000 Because it's those sources that you lead to the main...
02:13:55.000 Source of where the information actually came from and it usually leads to like a scientific paper published in a journal and they're fairly easy to Understand because it's very with it.
02:14:05.000 I mean the math and the in the actual science is probably won't understand but like you can get to They break down how they got to their conclusions.
02:14:13.000 Yeah, and that's what I can appreciate about science is it actually gives you a An understanding Yeah, with citations.
02:14:21.000 Yeah, of course.
02:14:22.000 Shows you what each study was all about that proved certain things on it.
02:14:27.000 Yeah, that's super important to be able to look at that stuff.
02:14:29.000 I got a lot of time though.
02:14:30.000 I got a lot of time though, man.
02:14:32.000 I do it with biology sometimes.
02:14:33.000 I do it with different discoveries.
02:14:35.000 I got obsessed with this chimpanzee that they found in the Congo.
02:14:38.000 It's called the Bondo ape.
02:14:40.000 And I started reading as much as I could read about this chimpanzee.
02:14:43.000 There's one chimpanzee in the Congo that's way bigger than other chimpanzees.
02:14:47.000 It's enormous.
02:14:48.000 It's like a six foot tall, 300 pound chimpanzee.
02:14:51.000 They walk upright.
02:14:53.000 They're huge.
02:14:54.000 Enormous chimps.
02:14:55.000 Isn't that okay?
02:14:56.000 Well, they have two different kinds of chimps too.
02:14:58.000 Like the locals call them tree beaters and they have another one.
02:15:02.000 I think they call them the ground dwellers and tree beaters.
02:15:04.000 I think that's what they call them.
02:15:05.000 Because these chimps are so big that they nest on the ground like gorillas.
02:15:10.000 They don't even bother climbing trees.
02:15:11.000 Jesus Christ.
02:15:12.000 But they're limited to this one area.
02:15:14.000 They have a crest on their forehead like a gorilla where it's a high crest of the bone.
02:15:19.000 So they have these big massive plates of muscle that they bite down with.
02:15:23.000 And then they have like this gorilla crest Regular chimps don't have that.
02:15:27.000 Right.
02:15:28.000 So when they first found skulls from these things, they were confused.
02:15:31.000 They were trying to figure out if it was a hybrid between a gorilla and a chimp.
02:15:34.000 But then...
02:15:35.000 Is that one?
02:15:37.000 Where'd you get that?
02:15:38.000 Just Bondo-8.
02:15:39.000 That looks fake.
02:15:41.000 I know.
02:15:41.000 It looks weird.
02:15:41.000 That looks fake.
02:15:42.000 But see that one?
02:15:43.000 Okay, go up to...
02:15:44.000 Press your cursor above and then go slightly to the right.
02:15:47.000 Go all the way to the right.
02:15:48.000 Keep going.
02:15:48.000 No, the bottom level.
02:15:50.000 Bottom level.
02:15:50.000 I'm sorry, up here.
02:15:51.000 Yeah, no, no, no, no where those those pictures right above just go straight above now go to the right to the right to the right one more next guy that picture sorry Yeah, just make it bigger that was taken by a guy named Carl Armand he's a swiss wildlife photographer and He became obsessed with these Bondo apes in I feel like it was somewhere around 1996 and And he moved to the Congo,
02:16:16.000 and he stayed there for quite a while, trying to take photographs of these really elusive animals.
02:16:21.000 But they got that one on a camera trap, and it's a fucking huge chimpanzee.
02:16:27.000 There's another one that is dead that they shot, and it's these two guys hold it by the...
02:16:32.000 That's one for sure.
02:16:34.000 But that's a pretty big one, but there's that one right there.
02:16:36.000 That's a way bigger one.
02:16:37.000 They shot that one at the airport.
02:16:39.000 It is fucking huge and it was shot somewhere some near some airstrip so that's like one of the Big pieces of evidence other than now they have bones and they have scat samples and and tissue samples So they know they exist,
02:16:55.000 but they're really really really hard to get to because the Congo is like almost as wide as the United States And it's just filled with fucking crazy shit that can kill you.
02:17:05.000 Everywhere you go is just monsters.
02:17:08.000 Just everywhere.
02:17:09.000 Fucking crocodiles.
02:17:10.000 It's the wild, man.
02:17:12.000 And the people there are dangerous as fuck, too.
02:17:14.000 But this area is particularly dangerous.
02:17:17.000 So it's really difficult to get to.
02:17:19.000 But I got obsessed with this goddamn thing.
02:17:21.000 So I was reading everything I could read about that.
02:17:24.000 I've never heard of it.
02:17:27.000 Never fell in love with the apes like that, man.
02:17:30.000 I'm fascinated by apes, man.
02:17:32.000 I feel like we're so close.
02:17:34.000 We're just the hair removed.
02:17:36.000 Yeah, we are.
02:17:38.000 So to me, when you look at them, I got super high once when I went to the zoo and I hung out.
02:17:44.000 I was by myself, sat in front of the chimpanzee cage for like a good solid hour, man.
02:17:50.000 Just watch those chimps move around.
02:17:53.000 I was on an edible.
02:17:55.000 Edibles.
02:17:55.000 They hit you.
02:17:56.000 Just do things for you.
02:17:57.000 They sit you back.
02:17:58.000 And I remember watching them interact with each other, thinking they're like people, but not.
02:18:05.000 Yeah.
02:18:05.000 They're like people, but way more brutal, way less paths.
02:18:09.000 It's eerie.
02:18:10.000 It's kind of eerie.
02:18:11.000 I was actually at the zoo not too long ago.
02:18:13.000 I took my kids.
02:18:14.000 They love a gopher.
02:18:15.000 But I don't remember what kind of primate it was, man.
02:18:19.000 But he was just hanging on a cage, and we was walking by, and he was just kind of like following us.
02:18:23.000 And I was like, I felt so weird, man.
02:18:26.000 It was almost like he was like, what's going on, man?
02:18:29.000 How y'all doing?
02:18:29.000 It was the weirdest shit.
02:18:31.000 I wasn't even on an edible.
02:18:34.000 Yeah, it's weird when you see their nature come out.
02:18:37.000 They're like us.
02:18:38.000 You ever seen one?
02:18:38.000 There was one where a little kid was like pounding her chest in front of the window and the gorilla was like, bitch!
02:18:45.000 He just threw himself at the glass and cracked it.
02:18:48.000 I saw that one.
02:18:50.000 He cracked the glass, man.
02:18:52.000 They don't need to be in there, man.
02:18:54.000 Yeah, they shouldn't be in there.
02:18:55.000 I mean, the only thing that I could see that would make sense why you want to keep them there is because if they're so endangered that you need to keep them alive in these contained environments before they figure out a way to reintroduce them back into the wild.
02:19:09.000 I know, man.
02:19:10.000 Extinction is part of the evolutionary process.
02:19:13.000 It's like 99% of all species have died off.
02:19:17.000 Yeah.
02:19:17.000 It's part of it.
02:19:18.000 So you think we should just let them die?
02:19:19.000 Let them die.
02:19:20.000 Whoa, that's deep.
02:19:21.000 It is.
02:19:22.000 People don't want to hear that.
02:19:24.000 But it's the truth.
02:19:25.000 Everything dies.
02:19:27.000 You know what's fucked up?
02:19:27.000 What if we're letting these gorillas stay alive, but really, if we just let them die, they would evolve into something way cooler.
02:19:35.000 What if we don't know?
02:19:37.000 That's the shit that I've been thinking about, dog.
02:19:39.000 It's like, alright, so the evolutionary...
02:19:42.000 Tree of life.
02:19:43.000 We have fucked it up.
02:19:46.000 I don't want to say fucked it up because it was definitely a part of it, but it's like we're directly influencing it.
02:19:53.000 And I just wonder where is it going to go from here?
02:19:57.000 Well, all life forms do that though.
02:20:01.000 We've kind of escaped because natural selection is all about survival and it's all about adapting to the environment to survive.
02:20:09.000 And now it's not about that anymore.
02:20:11.000 We don't adapt to our environment to survive anymore.
02:20:14.000 We create our environment.
02:20:16.000 It's different, man.
02:20:17.000 It is definitely different, but it's still adapting to the environment because instead of using physical tools and attributes, we figured out a way to do it mentally where we create things that can alter the environment.
02:20:27.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:20:28.000 What it signals is, to me, is a new form of life.
02:20:34.000 It's structured.
02:20:36.000 Structures and things that we're using, whether they're household appliances or electronics...
02:20:43.000 All that stuff is evolving as well.
02:20:45.000 It's all happening, right?
02:20:46.000 So that's the new ability to adapt.
02:20:49.000 It's all coming out of these things instead of coming out of us.
02:20:52.000 We're putting our work into that.
02:20:53.000 But that's what I'm saying.
02:20:54.000 I'm not sure, but I don't think we've ever seen this part of evolution arise like this before.
02:21:03.000 No, we haven't.
02:21:04.000 Not like this.
02:21:05.000 Nah.
02:21:05.000 And it's crazy to me.
02:21:08.000 I love that I live in the time that we do, the information age and all of that shit, but I still want to be able to live like 300 years from now to see where we're at in society.
02:21:15.000 I would love to see that.
02:21:16.000 Yeah, I would love to see it too, but I'm scared.
02:21:18.000 I want to see it happen though.
02:21:20.000 I like this now.
02:21:22.000 I like this now.
02:21:23.000 I'm fascinated to see what's happening here.
02:21:26.000 I am too, but I want to see AI and I want to see life on other planets.
02:21:32.000 I think AI's gonna turn out like Blade Runner.
02:21:35.000 Blade Runner, I don't...
02:21:37.000 You never saw that movie?
02:21:38.000 I don't think so.
02:21:38.000 I saw Blade.
02:21:39.000 I saw that too.
02:21:41.000 I don't know Blade Runner.
02:21:42.000 Blade Runner's Harrison Ford, the movie about these artificial people that are so difficult to tell that they don't even know they're artificial people.
02:21:49.000 Nah.
02:21:49.000 Dude, it's a dope movie.
02:21:50.000 Gotta check that one out.
02:21:51.000 Well, they're doing it again, right?
02:21:53.000 Who's gonna be the Blade Runner guy now?
02:21:55.000 Is Harrison Ford in it again?
02:21:57.000 That would be crazy.
02:21:59.000 Rutger Hauer.
02:22:00.000 Ryan Gosling.
02:22:02.000 Oh, powerful Ryan Gosling.
02:22:04.000 Yeah, good move.
02:22:06.000 It's a great science fiction movie, man.
02:22:09.000 Ryan Gosling can act.
02:22:10.000 He'll pull that shit off.
02:22:11.000 It's a really good movie, man.
02:22:13.000 I gotta check him out.
02:22:14.000 It holds up, too.
02:22:15.000 It's one of those few movies that holds up.
02:22:17.000 I gotta check him out.
02:22:18.000 But it was probably like about...
02:22:19.000 I mean, the movie was made, I want to say, in the 90s, right?
02:22:24.000 80s?
02:22:25.000 82. 82. Yeah, that was before my time, man.
02:22:27.000 Yeah, before everybody's time.
02:22:29.000 But it seemed, I think they were saying it was like 2030 or some shit like that.
02:22:34.000 2019, actually.
02:22:34.000 2019?
02:22:35.000 That's hilarious!
02:22:36.000 Shit, it's two years, man.
02:22:37.000 That's hilarious!
02:22:38.000 That is so funny.
02:22:40.000 They always think that it was going to be way more crazy than it is.
02:22:43.000 I mean, it's crazy.
02:22:44.000 We got hoverboards, man.
02:22:46.000 Yeah, but, you know, what they never expected is the craziest thing, which is the internet.
02:22:51.000 They thought that our evolution would turn, would be like people would fly around in cars, like they had flying cars and shit.
02:22:57.000 That's what they thought was gonna happen.
02:22:59.000 And then they would have artificial people that you couldn't distinguish.
02:23:04.000 Like, uh, surrogates?
02:23:05.000 Well, they were, the Rutger Hauer character was the most fascinating one.
02:23:09.000 I checked this movie out.
02:23:10.000 It's a good fucking movie.
02:23:10.000 I love sci-fi, that's my favorite shit.
02:23:12.000 And there's that girl that was, what was her name?
02:23:14.000 Shawn, what was her name?
02:23:17.000 She was a huge deal for a long time.
02:23:21.000 She was a huge movie star.
02:23:23.000 Shawn, goddammit.
02:23:25.000 But she was one of those people, like one of the first people that we saw in the younger generation, Shawn Young, to sort of crack from the pressure of stardom and success.
02:23:37.000 Just, woo!
02:23:39.000 It's that fishbowl, man.
02:23:40.000 It's going crazy, yeah.
02:23:41.000 It's that fishbowl.
02:23:42.000 That fishbowl's no joke, right?
02:23:43.000 It's a weird thing, man.
02:23:45.000 It's a weird thing.
02:23:47.000 Funny shit ever, man.
02:23:48.000 So, like, I'm having dinner.
02:23:49.000 I got my kids and stuff.
02:23:50.000 We had a table.
02:23:51.000 And that was a couple years ago.
02:23:53.000 And we in Houston and some guy comes and says, Hey, man, big fan, man, can you take a picture of my baby?
02:23:57.000 And then puts his baby on the table.
02:24:00.000 Whoa.
02:24:01.000 What the fuck?
02:24:02.000 It's the weirdest shit ever, man.
02:24:04.000 And people do weird stuff like that all the time.
02:24:06.000 Put his baby on the table.
02:24:07.000 On the table.
02:24:07.000 Like, take a picture of my baby.
02:24:08.000 And I'm like, dog, get your baby off the table, man.
02:24:10.000 That's so weird.
02:24:11.000 Yeah.
02:24:12.000 I mean, you probably get it all the time.
02:24:13.000 People do weird shit.
02:24:14.000 Yeah, but that's a weird one.
02:24:16.000 Clink.
02:24:16.000 Yeah, take a picture of my baby.
02:24:18.000 People are like, hold my baby.
02:24:20.000 Like, take a picture of my baby.
02:24:21.000 What?
02:24:21.000 If I drop your baby, do you know what kind of shit I'd be?
02:24:23.000 I was like, I'm not holding your baby.
02:24:25.000 Yeah.
02:24:26.000 What is wrong?
02:24:27.000 Why would you want me to hold you?
02:24:28.000 Your baby has no clue who I am.
02:24:30.000 Like, doesn't care.
02:24:31.000 People are strange, man.
02:24:32.000 Baby wants milk.
02:24:33.000 People are fucking strange.
02:24:34.000 I think at least you were a young man when you experienced that.
02:24:39.000 What freaks me out is child stars.
02:24:41.000 I couldn't.
02:24:42.000 Oof.
02:24:43.000 Because it's cues.
02:24:44.000 Like, you never get normalcy.
02:24:45.000 No.
02:24:46.000 Like, that fucks you up.
02:24:47.000 There's no normal.
02:24:48.000 Ever.
02:24:48.000 You never get it.
02:24:50.000 Yeah.
02:24:50.000 You were born famous.
02:24:53.000 Like, if you're famous when you're seven...
02:24:55.000 Do you remember before seven?
02:24:57.000 I don't remember before seven.
02:24:58.000 I think four is when I really started, like, okay, I'm in the world.
02:25:03.000 Jamie, you got any memories of when you were seven?
02:25:05.000 A few of, like, being at a babysitter and, like, nothing real.
02:25:08.000 So if everything from seven on was fame?
02:25:10.000 It's a funny story.
02:25:12.000 My mom to this day, dog, she denies it, right?
02:25:16.000 So I have this vivid memory.
02:25:17.000 I was three years old.
02:25:19.000 And I used to have a babysitter right across the street from my apartment complex that I used to go to.
02:25:23.000 I forget her name.
02:25:25.000 But one day, I come into the room, and there's paramedics.
02:25:29.000 I didn't know there were paramedics, but there's paramedics.
02:25:32.000 And she's sitting, or she's laying on the couch.
02:25:34.000 She was pregnant the whole time.
02:25:35.000 And I see her belly split open.
02:25:39.000 I saw a C-section at like three or four years old.
02:25:41.000 My mom does not believe me to this day.
02:25:44.000 She's like, there's no way you saw a C-section.
02:25:45.000 I'm like, how do I know this?
02:25:48.000 And I didn't say anything at the time, because...
02:25:51.000 I mean, how did I know that didn't happen in every babysitter's place?
02:25:54.000 I had no idea, but I saw it as a kid.
02:25:56.000 That was very bad.
02:25:58.000 I'm not sure why they didn't take me out of the room.
02:26:02.000 It's disturbing, man.
02:26:03.000 But is it good for you to see?
02:26:05.000 It's just information, right?
02:26:07.000 Nobody got hurt.
02:26:08.000 It seems like a crazy thing, but it's how life gets into the world.
02:26:11.000 I just feel like if I was cutting the belly open and I see a three-year-old, I'm like, you should probably leave the room.
02:26:18.000 I don't know what it could have did to me.
02:26:20.000 I don't know.
02:26:21.000 I definitely wouldn't encourage a three-year-old to do it.
02:26:24.000 That I know would be good.
02:26:25.000 Oh, no, it's good for the kid.
02:26:26.000 Let him see it.
02:26:28.000 Let him see it.
02:26:29.000 Get up close, Billy.
02:26:31.000 Don't be a pussy!
02:26:31.000 Stop throwing up!
02:26:32.000 You're gonna make this place contaminated!
02:26:36.000 Some girls do it just to keep their pussy tight.
02:26:38.000 Are you serious?
02:26:39.000 Yep.
02:26:39.000 They're like, I'm not taking any chances.
02:26:41.000 That is so selfish.
02:26:43.000 Or they're just like, tight pussy.
02:26:45.000 Happy National Woman's Day.
02:26:46.000 Look, they're like, listen, the kid's gonna be fine.
02:26:49.000 Debbie's son was born by C-section.
02:26:51.000 He's fine.
02:26:52.000 The kid's fine.
02:26:53.000 That is crazy.
02:26:55.000 That's a real thing?
02:26:56.000 Yeah, it's a real thing.
02:26:57.000 Yeah.
02:26:57.000 There was a thing they used to advertise.
02:27:00.000 Joey Diaz used to have a joke about it, about vaginal rejuvenation.
02:27:04.000 They used to talk about that all the time because it became a thing where they could tighten that baby back.
02:27:10.000 I don't know.
02:27:12.000 You know everything else, bro.
02:27:14.000 I bet it's horrific.
02:27:16.000 If you have a big thing and you have to make it a small thing, it involves cutting and stitching.
02:27:21.000 And I would imagine it would be...
02:27:24.000 That's a weird...
02:27:25.000 That's a weird place to get cuddled by.
02:27:28.000 Yikes!
02:27:29.000 Can't do it.
02:27:29.000 Woo!
02:27:30.000 Yeah.
02:27:31.000 And then what happens after that?
02:27:32.000 What if it's too tight?
02:27:33.000 What if it doesn't work anymore?
02:27:34.000 What if the doctor fucks up?
02:27:36.000 Non-surgical 30-minute treatment.
02:27:38.000 Thank God it's quick.
02:27:40.000 It only takes 30 minutes.
02:27:41.000 That's what everybody wants.
02:27:42.000 I can fix your pussy in 30 minutes.
02:27:43.000 Where do I sign?
02:27:46.000 Where do I put my credit card?
02:27:49.000 There's a 30-minute procedure that tightens up your box and girls just are so lazy they don't go.
02:27:54.000 I don't have 30 minutes.
02:27:56.000 Just 30 minutes.
02:27:59.000 That's all you have to do.
02:28:00.000 Are you saying that it's not good?
02:28:01.000 No, no, no, no, no.
02:28:02.000 Baby, baby, it's amazing.
02:28:03.000 I'm not saying it's not good.
02:28:04.000 But you can make it perfect.
02:28:06.000 But you can make it perfect.
02:28:07.000 Why are you fucking around?
02:28:08.000 Like if there was a 30 second dick rejuvenation procedure where there was like a place that you could go and they could make your dick bigger.
02:28:17.000 Vaginal rejuvenation.
02:28:18.000 Learn more.
02:28:18.000 Flying in?
02:28:19.000 Yeah.
02:28:21.000 They would have, like, flights out of Kennedy that were directly going there.
02:28:24.000 Yo, good morning, America.
02:28:26.000 Yeah.
02:28:26.000 It's a real thing.
02:28:27.000 Yeah, look at it.
02:28:28.000 I had no idea.
02:28:29.000 Look at this.
02:28:30.000 This is my favorite part.
02:28:31.000 Did you know that you age in every part of your body?
02:28:33.000 They're talking about old pussies.
02:28:36.000 They just planted a thought in your head.
02:28:38.000 My dude, Patrice O'Neal, say, what do you say?
02:28:41.000 He say, age like bread, not like wine.
02:28:44.000 What do you say?
02:28:45.000 Hold on.
02:28:46.000 Go back.
02:28:47.000 Don't scroll down.
02:28:47.000 Look at the top paragraph here.
02:28:49.000 Female wellness is just as important as taking care of your face.
02:28:54.000 What in the fuck does that mean?
02:28:56.000 I would agree.
02:28:57.000 Yeah, but what she's saying, female wellness.
02:29:00.000 She's talking about having a tight pussy.
02:29:02.000 You gotta be PC a little bit, man.
02:29:05.000 That's hilarious!
02:29:06.000 You gotta sell your product and you can't just be saying, yo, fix your box, women.
02:29:09.000 What business are you in?
02:29:11.000 Female wellness.
02:29:13.000 What does that mean?
02:29:14.000 I fix pussies.
02:29:15.000 Tighten them bitches up.
02:29:17.000 West Side Aesthetics is introducing a revolutionary technology that rejuvenates the vaginal area and remarkably restores women's confidence.
02:29:28.000 Their confidence.
02:29:29.000 That's a big part of life though, man.
02:29:31.000 Sex is a huge part of life.
02:29:33.000 Look at this shit.
02:29:34.000 Thermova is a 30-minute non-surgical treatment that gently applies radiation!
02:29:40.000 Radio frequency.
02:29:41.000 Radio frequency.
02:29:43.000 RF frequency to reclaim, restore, and revive feminine wellness.
02:29:49.000 Wow.
02:29:51.000 Without discomfort or downtime.
02:29:53.000 Downtime from dick.
02:29:55.000 That's what they're saying.
02:29:56.000 Where's the small print?
02:29:58.000 That is a small print.
02:29:59.000 Like, I'm really concerned that while getting rejuvenated, I can't take dick.
02:30:04.000 Oh, no, baby.
02:30:05.000 There's got to be a...
02:30:06.000 Jamie, go back so I can read more of that stuff.
02:30:12.000 Yeah, this is crazy.
02:30:15.000 It increases nourishment.
02:30:24.000 Okay, that doesn't seem true.
02:30:29.000 Because everything that I've read about nerve regeneration is a very slow and tedious process.
02:30:35.000 Yeah, no it is.
02:30:36.000 Like, if you get injured, right?
02:30:38.000 Yeah, so my dad actually had, we're not sure what happened, but he kind of lost a feeling in his arm.
02:30:43.000 Did he have a pinched nerve?
02:30:44.000 He can't raise, I think that's probably what it was.
02:30:45.000 But, like, it's slowly creeping its way.
02:30:47.000 That was, like, two years ago, and it's slowly, he still struggles with it, but, you know.
02:30:51.000 Slowly getting better?
02:30:52.000 Yeah, slowly getting better.
02:30:53.000 It's a slow process, though.
02:30:54.000 Real slow.
02:30:56.000 Yeah, super slow.
02:30:56.000 My friend Bas Rutten, the former UFC champion, had neck surgery.
02:31:01.000 It had something fucked up in his neck.
02:31:03.000 And his arm shrunk to the point where he calls one arm his baby arm.
02:31:07.000 Atrophy.
02:31:07.000 And it's coming back now, slowly but surely.
02:31:10.000 But every time I see him, like a year later, it's like a little bit better.
02:31:13.000 Yeah.
02:31:13.000 You know what I mean?
02:31:14.000 It's like a multi, multi-year process.
02:31:16.000 Nice.
02:31:16.000 And this guy was...
02:31:18.000 UFC heavyweight champion.
02:31:19.000 I mean, he's a bad motherfucker in his prime.
02:31:21.000 And it got him to the point where his arm...
02:31:23.000 And it doesn't even grow back.
02:31:24.000 So you're telling me they can just blast your pussy with some radiation and those nerves are gonna go back?
02:31:29.000 Why wouldn't they take that nerve pussy thing and put it on Boss Rootin's arm?
02:31:34.000 You know?
02:31:35.000 I have female wellness on my arm.
02:31:38.000 Yeah.
02:31:39.000 Well, it was embarrassing, but to get my arm back, I had to go to the female wellness center and get...
02:31:45.000 I had to stick it in the vaginal rejuvenation machine.
02:31:48.000 Hey, whatever works, though.
02:31:51.000 Yeah.
02:31:51.000 But if it did work, that's probably one of the first places they would use it on.
02:31:55.000 There's a lot of things that we could use female wellness on.
02:31:59.000 Just calling it female wellness is hilarious.
02:32:01.000 Female wellness.
02:32:02.000 Definitely a cool term.
02:32:03.000 How many women know what you're talking about?
02:32:04.000 If you talk about like women's health issues, you go, oh abortion.
02:32:09.000 You know, like women's rights, oh abortion.
02:32:11.000 I know you're talking about abortion, but you say women's rights.
02:32:13.000 Like when it comes to like women's health rights, reproductive rights, we're really talking not just about birth control pills, but also about abortion.
02:32:20.000 So if you say women's reproductive rights, immediately people think abortion.
02:32:24.000 But if you say feminine wellness, You don't think?
02:32:27.000 I think like breast cancer.
02:32:29.000 Yeah.
02:32:30.000 That's what pops up in my head.
02:32:31.000 Yeah, I would think.
02:32:32.000 But it's deeper than that.
02:32:35.000 Rejuvenation, man.
02:32:35.000 They're using it in a weird way.
02:32:36.000 They kind of co-opted that term.
02:32:38.000 Feminine wellness.
02:32:40.000 It's important, bro.
02:32:41.000 It is important.
02:32:42.000 It is important.
02:32:42.000 Sure.
02:32:44.000 Confidence is everything, man.
02:32:45.000 Confidence is everything.
02:32:46.000 And if you know you got a rejuvenated pussy, just put the sparkle in your eye.
02:32:51.000 There's no denying.
02:32:52.000 Give you that pep in your step.
02:32:53.000 Just the way she struts.
02:32:55.000 I know she got the procedure done.
02:32:57.000 I'm going to ask her.
02:32:58.000 Don't ask her, bro.
02:32:58.000 Just...
02:33:00.000 Girls will get pissed.
02:33:01.000 So what have you been doing in your spare time?
02:33:03.000 Do you get your pussy rejuvenated or anything?
02:33:07.000 They will never admit it to the end of time.
02:33:10.000 No.
02:33:11.000 My mother's pussy is amazing.
02:33:12.000 She's 60. Everybody's pussy in my family is amazing.
02:33:16.000 We have amazing pussies.
02:33:19.000 Nah, man.
02:33:21.000 Boy, this fucking conversation deteriorates.
02:33:27.000 There's another word on here for just a pelvic exam.
02:33:30.000 Another word for a pelvic exam?
02:33:32.000 I just googled wellness or whatever.
02:33:33.000 Female wellness exam is what popped up.
02:33:36.000 See, that makes sense.
02:33:37.000 Like a pelvic examination.
02:33:39.000 Checking you for issues.
02:33:40.000 Not tightening up your box.
02:33:42.000 I'm scared of that prostate thing that's coming.
02:33:44.000 Scary.
02:33:44.000 Yeah.
02:33:45.000 Oh, you already did it?
02:33:46.000 The finger in the ass?
02:33:47.000 I had it for a physical.
02:33:49.000 For a physical, they had to put a finger in my ass.
02:33:51.000 All right.
02:33:51.000 Yeah.
02:33:51.000 Whoa!
02:33:52.000 Yeah, man.
02:33:52.000 Very uncomfortable.
02:33:54.000 The guy wasn't...
02:33:55.000 They just lube it up, stick it in there.
02:33:58.000 Yeah, I'm dreading it, man.
02:33:59.000 Yeah.
02:33:59.000 For sure.
02:33:59.000 It's weird.
02:34:00.000 People have problems, though.
02:34:01.000 You gotta be...
02:34:02.000 That prostate problem's a real issue with people.
02:34:04.000 Like, how many people have, like, ball cancer, prostate cancer?
02:34:07.000 Yeah.
02:34:08.000 My grandpa died from prostate cancer.
02:34:10.000 Whew.
02:34:11.000 Yeah, cancer scares the shit out of me.
02:34:13.000 And what scares the shit out of me is our society, like what we've created, is so awesome.
02:34:19.000 Like being in the city is amazing.
02:34:21.000 Being able to go to a restaurant is amazing.
02:34:23.000 Being able to fly on a plane, go across the country, look, all of a sudden we're in Florida.
02:34:27.000 It's all amazing.
02:34:29.000 The food that we eat, the fact that we get food anywhere, the fact that you can go to Wendy's and just pull right in and get a burger.
02:34:35.000 But what...
02:34:37.000 How much cost is that on our biology, all that amazing stuff?
02:34:41.000 How bad is it to be in a polluted area?
02:34:44.000 Like, how bad is it?
02:34:44.000 Well, life expectancy is actually the highest it's ever been, though.
02:34:47.000 It's true.
02:34:48.000 It's true.
02:34:49.000 Because people have great medicine and procedures, and they catch things early.
02:34:52.000 They're really good at treating cancer.
02:34:54.000 But how good are we at recognizing what's causing that stuff?
02:34:58.000 How much of it is diet?
02:35:00.000 How much of it is nutritional deficiencies in your diet?
02:35:03.000 A lot of it.
02:35:03.000 I think what is the number one killer is heart disease, isn't it?
02:35:06.000 Yeah, I think heart disease, which is also connected to obesity in a lot of folks.
02:35:12.000 Is that the number one killer?
02:35:13.000 Oh, cigarettes.
02:35:14.000 Terrible.
02:35:14.000 The fact that that's still around.
02:35:15.000 Yeah, that's crazy.
02:35:16.000 When I was a kid...
02:35:18.000 When I was like 15, I smoked a cigarette once with my sister.
02:35:22.000 My sister, she kept smoking for a few years after that, but it was a couple friends.
02:35:26.000 We just moved into this neighborhood, and I'm like, I'll try it.
02:35:29.000 And I was like, this is so crazy.
02:35:31.000 Like, the fact that anybody wants to smoke this.
02:35:33.000 Yeah, I tried it.
02:35:34.000 That first pull, like, I felt like I was going to die.
02:35:37.000 And you're voluntarily, and what are you getting out of it?
02:35:40.000 You getting, like, a little buzz?
02:35:42.000 No, no.
02:35:43.000 You get a little bit of a buzz.
02:35:44.000 That's why I don't understand some people who smoke cigarettes, I'm like, why don't you just smoke weed?
02:35:47.000 Like, you actually get something out of it.
02:35:49.000 Like, cigarettes, you just sit there and die.
02:35:51.000 But I felt you get, like, kind of an opposite thing out of it.
02:35:55.000 Because with cigarettes, you get a, ah, fuck it feeling.
02:35:58.000 Like, I don't give a fuck.
02:35:59.000 Who gives a fuck?
02:36:00.000 The, fuck it.
02:36:01.000 I've never felt that, man.
02:36:03.000 No?
02:36:03.000 That's what I got.
02:36:04.000 I never got that.
02:36:04.000 This article came out like seven days ago, or earlier this month, about building near freeways in LA. They're not supposed to build within 500 feet of a freeway, but they definitely do.
02:36:14.000 LA keeps building near freeways even though living there makes people sick.
02:36:19.000 Are you one of the 2.5 million Southern Californians already living in the pollution zone?
02:36:23.000 Wow.
02:36:24.000 Yeah, when I pass on the 405, and there's those, look at this, Jesus Christ.
02:36:28.000 People there suffer higher rates of asthma, heart attacks, strokes, lung cancer, and preterm births.
02:36:34.000 Recent research has added more health risks to the list, including childhood obesity, autism, and dementia.
02:36:42.000 Oh, wow.
02:36:44.000 Wow.
02:36:44.000 See, that's when you click that recent research button and see what they talk about.
02:36:49.000 Boy.
02:36:51.000 Yeah, there's apartment buildings like right off the 405 when you're driving towards like Santa Monica.
02:36:56.000 And I'm like, that is like, you're living right there.
02:36:59.000 Especially in LA, man.
02:37:00.000 Y'all don't go nowhere.
02:37:02.000 It's just like, it's just 15 miles an hour everywhere, man.
02:37:06.000 Choking in it.
02:37:07.000 Do you like living in Texas?
02:37:08.000 No.
02:37:09.000 No?
02:37:10.000 No.
02:37:10.000 Where are you going to settle?
02:37:11.000 I haven't figured that one out yet.
02:37:12.000 I was thinking around Denver.
02:37:16.000 I heard Denver was super dope.
02:37:18.000 That's a spot.
02:37:19.000 Yeah, I heard a buddy that just moved from Denver to LA, and he's just like, man, it's just dead over there.
02:37:25.000 I gotta be alive.
02:37:27.000 Oh, he's crazy.
02:37:28.000 I feel you, man.
02:37:29.000 Dead, man.
02:37:29.000 Go to the mountains, bitch.
02:37:31.000 Go see the mountains.
02:37:32.000 He's not an outdoors dude.
02:37:33.000 Nah.
02:37:35.000 Well, it's definitely dead in terms of city action.
02:37:38.000 It's nothing like it is out here.
02:37:40.000 Denver's interesting, though.
02:37:42.000 Denver's had legal weed for a long time because they basically weren't arresting people for it for the longest time.
02:37:49.000 They had kind of said like a state or a citywide thing that they weren't going to arrest people.
02:37:54.000 Like when I first came there, it's like, I don't remember what year, but I've been working at the Comedy Works in Denver for a long time.
02:38:00.000 And when I first went there, they were like, yeah, they don't arrest people for weed.
02:38:03.000 I went, what?
02:38:04.000 Like, yeah, they passed something in the city where they don't arrest people for weed in the city.
02:38:09.000 I'm like, that's crazy, but this is Colorado.
02:38:11.000 Like, I thought of Colorado as, like, cowboys, like, what do you think of Wyoming?
02:38:15.000 Like, Republicans and real strict, but Denver was never like that.
02:38:19.000 It's like a weird...
02:38:20.000 It's a weird town, man.
02:38:22.000 I mean, you know a lot about this.
02:38:24.000 What started the movement in Denver to go towards progression?
02:38:30.000 Well, I think the statewide movement of Colorado making marijuana legal and being the first state along with Washington state, I think Colorado people don't like people telling them what the fuck to do.
02:38:45.000 That's a big part of it.
02:38:46.000 I mean, they're rugged people.
02:38:48.000 You gotta realize, if your family made it to Colorado, like in the 1800s or whatever, you got some rugged genes.
02:38:56.000 Is that deep?
02:38:57.000 Oh, yeah, man.
02:38:58.000 Those people moved there.
02:39:00.000 There's a core group of people that settled in Colorado during the Gold Rush.
02:39:05.000 Manifest Destiny?
02:39:06.000 Yeah, man, when people came over and they wanted homestead, get blocks of land, and you stay on it for a few years, and you can get to own it.
02:39:13.000 Yeah, man, that shit all happened.
02:39:15.000 And those were the gold rush people, man.
02:39:18.000 Right?
02:39:19.000 I mean, wasn't that where Colorado was originally settled?
02:39:21.000 Wasn't it?
02:39:21.000 California was, right?
02:39:23.000 California's the gold rush.
02:39:23.000 Like, why the fuck did people go to Colorado?
02:39:26.000 That's why I have no idea.
02:39:27.000 Well, Google, when was Denver established?
02:39:31.000 I'm gonna guess.
02:39:33.000 I'm gonna take a guess.
02:39:34.000 I'm gonna say it was like the 1700s.
02:39:36.000 No, I'm gonna go after that.
02:39:38.000 1800s?
02:39:38.000 1800s?
02:39:39.000 1800s?
02:39:40.000 1850?
02:39:41.000 1858. Holy shit.
02:39:42.000 Perfect.
02:39:42.000 That was really good.
02:39:43.000 That was pretty good, I bet.
02:39:44.000 Very good.
02:39:45.000 So, think about that.
02:39:46.000 What kind of gangsters were traveling across the country at 1850?
02:39:51.000 Outlaws.
02:39:51.000 You know, you had to be a bad motherfucker to get across the country.
02:39:56.000 If you live here, right, in California, the same thing holds true.
02:40:00.000 Like, the people that first got here, like in the 17, 1800s, whatever it was, and that first settled here.
02:40:06.000 But then everybody comes in here, and all the actors, and it's just the gene pool's watered down.
02:40:11.000 But in Denver, that gene pool's not watered down.
02:40:14.000 You got a bunch of people who moved there, but the original DNA... Is of just gangsters who came over here to try to make it in the Wild West.
02:40:25.000 So that's interesting.
02:40:26.000 So you're saying the liberalism of the move from East to West and the gene pool of not giving a fuck.
02:40:38.000 That's interesting.
02:40:39.000 Yeah, it has to be that.
02:40:40.000 There's definitely something to it.
02:40:42.000 Because if you think about it, all the really...
02:40:45.000 There's a giant group of immigrants on the East Coast of this country and there's also like a hostility that's almost like ancient on the East Coast of the country that's different from the hostility on the West Coast.
02:40:55.000 That's true.
02:40:56.000 It's like an ancient, sort of, like, shitty way people get along with each other in New York.
02:41:00.000 And you could attribute it to the...
02:41:01.000 Call it that.
02:41:02.000 Yeah.
02:41:02.000 You could attribute it to the weather.
02:41:04.000 You know, you could attribute it to the overpopulation.
02:41:06.000 Everybody just on a tie and on top of each other.
02:41:07.000 Yeah, you could.
02:41:08.000 You could attribute it to that.
02:41:09.000 I think, and both things could be possibly true.
02:41:12.000 But there's other spots, like, you go to Canada and the weather's horrible.
02:41:16.000 Like, Toronto has crazy traffic and a lot of people, and they're nice as hell.
02:41:19.000 I heard, yeah.
02:41:19.000 I went to Canada once.
02:41:21.000 They're so nice.
02:41:22.000 So nice.
02:41:23.000 So, I don't know what it is, but I think it has something to do with the fact that the original people that came there were these hardscrabble people that were trying to make it by getting on a boat and traveling across the ocean to a land that they really didn't know much about.
02:41:35.000 I mean, they might have known someone here.
02:41:37.000 They might have had an uncle or family members, and they were going to try to settle.
02:41:41.000 I mean, those were gangster people.
02:41:43.000 You have to be so...
02:41:44.000 And then the people that were sick of those people, like, fuck this, we're gonna keep going.
02:41:47.000 And they kept going west.
02:41:49.000 And then in 1858, they settled in Denver.
02:41:52.000 I mean, those were rugged people, man.
02:41:55.000 So, when you see that city there, and that city's embraced by the Rocky Mountains, so you have this constant natural beauty around you.
02:42:03.000 It's like a little bowl to itself.
02:42:04.000 Yeah.
02:42:04.000 I mean, and...
02:42:06.000 It's a bowl, and you look out your window, like if you stay in a hotel in Denver, you look out the window, you're like, whoa.
02:42:10.000 You see the Rocky Mountains, you're like, holy shit.
02:42:12.000 It's a real clean city, too.
02:42:14.000 Yeah.
02:42:14.000 Like, it's stupid.
02:42:15.000 I was walking downtown.
02:42:17.000 It's like, they keep it up here.
02:42:19.000 They do.
02:42:19.000 Yeah.
02:42:20.000 It's also like, you have to be a certain kind of person to be able to survive that winter.
02:42:25.000 You know, you gotta be the kind of person that can just fucking tolerate shit and still show up at work and get things done.
02:42:31.000 You can't be a baby.
02:42:32.000 Out here you could be a baby.
02:42:33.000 Out here you could be like, I don't like to go out when it rains because all the oil on the road.
02:42:37.000 It's like, people don't know how to drive in it.
02:42:39.000 It's like, I'm not doing this.
02:42:41.000 It's like, I'm gonna call in and I'm gonna say, in Colorado they have to go to work on black ice.
02:42:47.000 People just sliding around on each other like bumper cars.
02:42:49.000 Fast Fury, Fast and the Furious in it.
02:42:52.000 You ever hit black ice when you're driving?
02:42:53.000 I've never hit black ice.
02:42:55.000 I don't really like the cold, so I'm one of the whiny people.
02:42:58.000 I don't want to be getting out, man.
02:43:00.000 Well, you don't have to like the cold.
02:43:02.000 That's the thing, man.
02:43:03.000 Especially a guy like you.
02:43:04.000 If you've proven yourself so physically tough, nobody could ever say that the reason why you don't like the cold is because you're a pussy.
02:43:10.000 No, no, no.
02:43:11.000 I just don't like cold.
02:43:12.000 I don't like the cold.
02:43:13.000 Yeah, I'm definitely not a pussy.
02:43:14.000 That's why I was a fucking...
02:43:15.000 Definitely not that.
02:43:16.000 That's why I was a famous football player, bitch.
02:43:19.000 All right?
02:43:19.000 I'm not a pussy.
02:43:20.000 I'm just not stupid.
02:43:20.000 I don't want to be cold.
02:43:22.000 But see, I also don't like being hot, though.
02:43:24.000 Yeah.
02:43:25.000 Well, you tell those people, why don't you just be cold all the time?
02:43:27.000 If you're such a badass, why wear clothes?
02:43:30.000 What, you need to be warm, you fucking pussy?
02:43:32.000 Oh, sometimes you need to be a pussy.
02:43:34.000 But right now you don't?
02:43:35.000 Get the fuck out of here.
02:43:37.000 Like, people who live in San Diego, like, one of the things that you'll talk to about, you know, I have a bunch of buddies who live in San Diego, and you ask them about it, like, why do you live in San Diego?
02:43:46.000 They're like, it's never shitty here.
02:43:48.000 Yeah, it's beautiful.
02:43:48.000 The weather's perfect, always.
02:43:50.000 Why would you move?
02:43:50.000 I went to high school down there.
02:43:52.000 What part?
02:43:53.000 Mission Bay.
02:43:54.000 Oh, that's nice.
02:43:55.000 And Mission Beach area, so...
02:43:57.000 You know what's the craziest part?
02:43:58.000 It's La Jolla.
02:43:59.000 They got a comedy store out there.
02:44:00.000 It's different.
02:44:01.000 And they got these mansions that overlook the ocean.
02:44:02.000 Oh yeah.
02:44:03.000 And everybody's on pills.
02:44:03.000 La Jolla is like...
02:44:05.000 Yeah, for sure.
02:44:07.000 La Jolla is like a different...
02:44:09.000 It's a different area.
02:44:11.000 Yeah.
02:44:12.000 It's too much money.
02:44:13.000 It's so much money out there, man.
02:44:14.000 Yeah.
02:44:15.000 There's too much money.
02:44:16.000 Whenever you get too much money in an area, it's just like...
02:44:18.000 Yeah, nobody knows what to do.
02:44:20.000 Oh, they know what to do.
02:44:21.000 Yeah, but they get crazy.
02:44:22.000 That's...
02:44:23.000 You start buying yachts and snorting coke and...
02:44:26.000 On the yacht.
02:44:27.000 Yeah.
02:44:27.000 Woo!
02:44:28.000 They get crazy, right?
02:44:30.000 Yeah.
02:44:30.000 I can't do the water either, though.
02:44:32.000 That Coronado Island, that's a crazy rich island, right?
02:44:35.000 White sand.
02:44:36.000 Does it have white sand?
02:44:37.000 Yeah, man.
02:44:37.000 White people and white sand.
02:44:38.000 That's usually the case.
02:44:40.000 Where there's white sand, there's white people.
02:44:41.000 White people go, this is ours.
02:44:43.000 Plant the flag, Melvin.
02:44:46.000 White sand to go with my white soul, my white spirit.
02:44:54.000 Yeah, that Coronado Island, there's a bunch of fucking, like, I think Donald Rumsfeld lives there.
02:44:59.000 It's one of those places.
02:45:00.000 Yeah, no, it's exclusive for sure.
02:45:02.000 Yeah, it's weird.
02:45:03.000 It's like away from San Diego.
02:45:04.000 You actually have to go.
02:45:05.000 Yeah.
02:45:06.000 You could drive there, though, right?
02:45:07.000 Yeah, you could drive.
02:45:08.000 You could drive over some crazy bridge.
02:45:09.000 Coronado Bridge.
02:45:10.000 They probably have dynamite on the bridge just in case fucking riots break out.
02:45:13.000 The peasants!
02:45:14.000 Release the bridge!
02:45:15.000 Boom!
02:45:16.000 It's so weird.
02:45:17.000 Like, the dogs out there, they're so friendly.
02:45:20.000 Everything is just...
02:45:22.000 It's weird.
02:45:23.000 Well, that was one of the things you said when you're talking about being able to take a wolf.
02:45:26.000 You're like, I grew up with stray pit bulls around.
02:45:28.000 I knew how to handle myself.
02:45:29.000 Yeah, I mean, you had to.
02:45:31.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:45:31.000 Sometimes you had to kick them and run, or kick them in the legs, and they'd limp.
02:45:36.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:45:37.000 So you had to maneuver sometimes.
02:45:39.000 Sometimes I just used to outrun them.
02:45:41.000 It's tough, but it's like...
02:45:42.000 I'm new to the whole dog thing, so I got a dog.
02:45:45.000 I got a husky.
02:45:47.000 I used to be fearful of dogs.
02:45:49.000 Not fearful in the sense that I was scared it was going to kill me.
02:45:52.000 I just didn't want to have to fight a dog.
02:45:53.000 That's not in me, right?
02:45:55.000 That's a crazy thing to have to worry about.
02:45:58.000 I got bit in the face when I was seven.
02:46:01.000 My uncle, he was staying with us at the time, and he had dogs.
02:46:05.000 For like two weeks, I never had a problem before.
02:46:07.000 I was like eight.
02:46:07.000 I never had a problem before, so I was walking back from school.
02:46:12.000 All of a sudden I walk up, just happy, and I hear a rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr It was weird,
02:46:41.000 man.
02:46:42.000 And so ever since then, I didn't fuck with dogs at all.
02:46:45.000 Like, I hated them.
02:46:46.000 And then we had this one pit that, like, I swear after a while, it's like, dog, I walk by your fence every day.
02:46:51.000 Like, get it together, man.
02:46:53.000 But, like, I used to...
02:46:54.000 Run from him, run from so many different...
02:46:56.000 You know what?
02:46:57.000 It probably became a game for him.
02:46:58.000 Probably.
02:46:59.000 Many different times he walked by and he still couldn't get you.
02:47:01.000 Like, one day, this motherfucker's gonna come by and I'm gonna get him.
02:47:04.000 I'm gonna figure my way through this fucking fence and I'm gonna get him.
02:47:07.000 And they got nothing else to do.
02:47:08.000 This is what I found out about dogs.
02:47:09.000 So I finally was like, I was 29 years old, I was like, I gotta get over this fear.
02:47:12.000 Like, I gotta get a dog and see what it's all about.
02:47:15.000 So I got a husky.
02:47:17.000 Cutest little thing ever.
02:47:19.000 And after a while, I started...
02:47:21.000 Understand the dogs more and you understand that they're really only pieces of shit if their owners are pieces of shit.
02:47:27.000 And so like the dog directly reflects its owner.
02:47:30.000 Yeah.
02:47:31.000 And so now I understand like growing up in the neighborhoods I grew up nobody has time or money to care for the dog like they should.
02:47:37.000 So they're ornery.
02:47:39.000 Yeah.
02:47:39.000 Just like the people.
02:47:41.000 Yeah.
02:47:41.000 Just like the people.
02:47:43.000 Yeah.
02:47:44.000 So as president, what's your first move?
02:47:49.000 Remember, I'm not gonna be your vice president, but I'll be like...
02:47:51.000 You're gonna be in my cabinet somehow, man.
02:47:53.000 Do you watch House of Cards?
02:47:54.000 Do you watch House of Cards?
02:47:55.000 I haven't seen that.
02:47:55.000 I heard it was a good one, though.
02:47:56.000 I'll be like the dude who got fucked up by the hooker.
02:48:00.000 You're gonna be my Sean Spicer, man.
02:48:02.000 But I won't be involved in any of that.
02:48:04.000 No, Sean Spicer, that fucking dude, he has to take the hits.
02:48:07.000 He has to go up there and say the bullshit that he knows is not true.
02:48:10.000 That's what I need you to do, bro.
02:48:11.000 Oh, okay.
02:48:12.000 You know what I do do it, though?
02:48:13.000 I'll let the people know.
02:48:14.000 When I'm lying, I'll just wear a fake mustache.
02:48:16.000 So I'll give the same press conference and I'll have a fake mustache.
02:48:19.000 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
02:48:21.000 Put it on mid-sentence.
02:48:22.000 The president has alerted me of this important news.
02:48:26.000 You know the first thing I probably do?
02:48:28.000 I probably pardon people in jail for a week.
02:48:30.000 Oh yeah, good for you.
02:48:31.000 It has nothing to do with me being here and you fucking with me.
02:48:33.000 But it's like, it's such a problem.
02:48:35.000 It's such a problem.
02:48:36.000 Yeah, the president pardoned Chelsea Manning, right?
02:48:39.000 Didn't Obama pardon Chelsea Manning?
02:48:41.000 I don't think he pardoned him.
02:48:42.000 I think...
02:48:43.000 Commuted her sentence?
02:48:44.000 Commuted her sentence, yeah.
02:48:45.000 So pardon means you're exonerated of any guilt, whereas commuted your sentence is just...
02:48:49.000 So he's allowed to pardon a bunch of people though, right?
02:48:52.000 Does he get like 20 pardons or something like that?
02:48:54.000 No.
02:48:55.000 There's a limit though?
02:48:58.000 I don't think so.
02:48:59.000 I don't think there's a limit.
02:48:59.000 I thought it was like comps.
02:49:01.000 Like, you know, if you work at a comedy club, you get 20 comps on Saturday night.
02:49:06.000 My friends want to come to the show.
02:49:08.000 Can you save table five?
02:49:11.000 1927. Good for him.
02:49:13.000 Whoa.
02:49:13.000 Convicted of federal crimes.
02:49:15.000 Wow.
02:49:17.000 Pardon, commutation of sentence, remission of fine or restitution, and reprieve.
02:49:23.000 Wow.
02:49:25.000 He should have did...
02:49:26.000 List of the people.
02:49:26.000 List of the people.
02:49:27.000 Click the list.
02:49:28.000 Let's find out who the lists are.
02:49:29.000 He should have did Asada Shakur.
02:49:31.000 Who's that?
02:49:32.000 Oh, is that Tupac's mom?
02:49:33.000 No.
02:49:36.000 She was an activist back when the Black Panthers were rising.
02:49:42.000 I think she got political asylum in Cuba.
02:49:46.000 I think it was the FBI that was after her.
02:49:47.000 This was when the FBI was treating the Black Panthers like a terrorist organization.
02:49:52.000 They were offing Huey P. Newton.
02:49:55.000 It was a big deal.
02:49:57.000 I think she's still on the run.
02:49:59.000 Whoa, where is she?
02:50:01.000 Don't tell me.
02:50:03.000 Don't say it out loud.
02:50:04.000 Don't find her.
02:50:05.000 What were they accusing her of?
02:50:08.000 That I couldn't tell you, man.
02:50:11.000 There was a whole bunch of conspiracies back then.
02:50:13.000 Do you remember when Obama was running for president and they found out that he was friends with a professor in Chicago that was one of the weathermen?
02:50:25.000 I don't remember that.
02:50:25.000 The Weathermen was a documentary that I watched.
02:50:28.000 My friend Duncan called me up.
02:50:30.000 Dude, you gotta see this.
02:50:31.000 It was crazy.
02:50:32.000 They were taking acid and robbing banks and having orgies together.
02:50:35.000 And I was like, what?
02:50:37.000 Obama?
02:50:38.000 Well, no.
02:50:38.000 It was the Weathermen.
02:50:39.000 It was this group, this radical group in the 1970s that was trying to overthrow the government.
02:50:45.000 And they were just a bunch of crazy people.
02:50:47.000 And they were doing acid.
02:50:48.000 And one of them wound up being a professor one day.
02:50:52.000 Here it is.
02:50:52.000 Bill Ayers.
02:50:54.000 And the 2008 presidential election controversy.
02:50:57.000 So this guy was one of the members of the Weathermen.
02:51:01.000 And he went from being, you know, essentially an anti-government terrorist to being a college professor.
02:51:12.000 And it was a college professor, right?
02:51:14.000 What does it say here?
02:51:16.000 My eyes are way too shitty to read that.
02:51:17.000 Yeah, I was trying to read what it says.
02:51:18.000 I don't know if...
02:51:21.000 It confirms or denies what was happening.
02:51:23.000 But it was a big deal.
02:51:23.000 Yeah, it says here the Weathermen, right there, is a committee heading the Weathermen starting at its creation the summer of 1969. The hippie movement, man.
02:51:32.000 Well, yeah, sort of a hippie movement, but like a lot of hippie movements.
02:51:35.000 We need another one of those.
02:51:36.000 But a lot of those hippie movements.
02:51:37.000 Hold on a second.
02:51:38.000 Who claimed that those three members of the Weathermen who had died during the accidental explosion while assembling...
02:51:43.000 Oh, they were trying to blow shit up, man.
02:51:47.000 Jesus Christ.
02:51:48.000 It's like the Project Mayhem thing and Fight Club, that kind of idea.
02:51:51.000 Yeah, they were trying to blow buildings up and shit.
02:51:54.000 So he apparently knew Obama.
02:51:56.000 So he was just like this real super radical lefty, probably did some time, got out, became a college professor.
02:52:04.000 I mean, did he go, did he do time?
02:52:08.000 I'm trying to figure out the thing that, how Obama was connected to him.
02:52:13.000 I think Obama just knew him.
02:52:15.000 You know, it was like one of those things.
02:52:17.000 Yeah.
02:52:18.000 Obama contacts with heirs.
02:52:20.000 Cross paths while biking in the same neighborhood or something like that.
02:52:22.000 Yeah.
02:52:23.000 Well, what's the big deal about that?
02:52:25.000 I don't know.
02:52:26.000 I think there's more than that.
02:52:27.000 I think they had some sort of a cordial friendship and there was a concern that he was connected to a guy who used to be.
02:52:36.000 But the guy was free now, right?
02:52:38.000 So like, what kind of mistakes have people made when they're 18 that you can exonerate them from when they're 50?
02:52:43.000 You know, isn't there like a certain limit to the amount of time that you have to be, you know?
02:52:50.000 I mean, can you be held responsible for some shit that you did when you were 18?
02:52:53.000 That's tough.
02:52:54.000 That's the tough about the murder thing.
02:52:56.000 The weather underground.
02:52:57.000 That's what they call themselves.
02:52:59.000 That's not the weatherman.
02:52:59.000 The weather underground.
02:53:00.000 If you kill somebody at 16, 15 years old, like, life...
02:53:05.000 Like, I'm not...
02:53:06.000 It's just a tough subject, like...
02:53:08.000 Yeah.
02:53:08.000 You know, because I had this argument the other day, like, how subjective morality is.
02:53:13.000 And it's kind of all just based on...
02:53:15.000 Super subjective, right?
02:53:16.000 Your life experiences and opinions.
02:53:18.000 Well, how about war?
02:53:20.000 Subjective.
02:53:21.000 You're allowing people to go over and do it, and then you salute them and say, thank you for killing those people.
02:53:27.000 I've always been super...
02:53:29.000 I've had cognitive dissonance about that.
02:53:32.000 Because we've normalized it to the point where you hear casualty of war is a normal term.
02:53:41.000 But those are like innocent civilians being murdered.
02:53:44.000 Sometimes.
02:53:45.000 Sometimes.
02:53:46.000 And then there's the attitude that they have to die in order to serve the greater good.
02:53:50.000 Some casual observers have to accidentally be killed at some collateral damage.
02:53:55.000 Yeah, that shit makes...
02:53:57.000 Terrifying.
02:53:58.000 Yeah, it really is, man.
02:53:59.000 Yeah.
02:54:00.000 Well, and the idea is that if we don't do that, we will lose whatever Head start on civilization we have over the rest of the world.
02:54:08.000 We just start all over.
02:54:10.000 How we do that?
02:54:11.000 I don't know, man.
02:54:12.000 Sounds right.
02:54:12.000 That sounds like something people say after they smoke pot.
02:54:16.000 It's real shit, man.
02:54:17.000 We just start all over.
02:54:18.000 Really?
02:54:18.000 I know.
02:54:19.000 We should be able to, right?
02:54:20.000 But how would we?
02:54:21.000 What would we do?
02:54:22.000 I feel like we got enough technology and enough smart people to just sit around and say, all right, man, this ain't working.
02:54:29.000 I totally agree.
02:54:31.000 We definitely have enough resources to feed everybody.
02:54:35.000 Well, we certainly are close.
02:54:36.000 I think we have.
02:54:37.000 Yeah, I mean, it's a matter of figuring out where to put it and whether or not we should be eating the same shit we're already eating.
02:54:44.000 Because, you know...
02:54:47.000 If you look at all the different people that are living in this country eating corn products, just that alone, why is that the case?
02:54:54.000 Why is corn in so many different things?
02:54:56.000 It's not because it's good for you.
02:54:57.000 It's not because we're doing the best job.
02:54:59.000 It grows in abundance, right?
02:55:00.000 Well, you can grow massive amounts of it in these fields, and the government subsidizes it, and then it becomes a whole entangled sort of a system where the farmers are growing it.
02:55:08.000 And if they didn't have a subsidy from the government, it wouldn't be profitable, but it is profitable.
02:55:12.000 And then the government...
02:55:14.000 You know, they know that those places, they gotta count on those folks when it comes to like elections and things along those lines.
02:55:19.000 See, that's when it starts getting messy, man.
02:55:21.000 Woo!
02:55:21.000 It gets entangled.
02:55:22.000 It gets messy, man.
02:55:23.000 Yeah, so do we have enough to feed each other with the way we're eating now?
02:55:27.000 Yeah, for sure.
02:55:28.000 But we shouldn't be eating the way we're eating now.
02:55:30.000 So it's like...
02:55:31.000 Yeah, for sure we have enough food to feed people the way we eat now.
02:55:35.000 But we should be eating at Whole Foods.
02:55:39.000 When you go to Whole Foods, it's like, oh man, you gotta be rich and shop here.
02:55:43.000 Why is that?
02:55:44.000 It's food!
02:55:45.000 It's fucking real food, you know?
02:55:47.000 Organic shit.
02:55:48.000 I don't really understand that whole thing either.
02:55:51.000 Well, I mean, it just means they don't have pesticides on it, right?
02:55:54.000 Well, everything is organic.
02:55:57.000 Philosophically, you can make that argument.
02:55:59.000 Everything is organic.
02:56:00.000 Even if we tamper with it, we're organic.
02:56:02.000 We're from the earth.
02:56:03.000 Poison's natural.
02:56:04.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:56:05.000 Yeah.
02:56:05.000 I mean, everything that you make is made out of something on earth.
02:56:08.000 So anything that's artificial or chemical or whatever the fuck it is, it's still made out of raw materials that are found here on earth.
02:56:15.000 Yeah.
02:56:16.000 I agree.
02:56:17.000 Yeah, I mean, some organic food is better for you, probably, because it doesn't have chemicals on it.
02:56:23.000 And the idea of GMO is where it gets real weird, because almost everything's genetically modified.
02:56:28.000 Yeah.
02:56:29.000 My stepdad's the one that hit me to that.
02:56:31.000 He's a geneticist.
02:56:32.000 Oh, yeah?
02:56:33.000 Yeah, PhD.
02:56:34.000 He actually developed one of the first strands for the Tyson chicken.
02:56:38.000 He's like a badass.
02:56:40.000 Dude, he's making frankenchicken.
02:56:41.000 Yeah, man.
02:56:42.000 What did he do?
02:56:43.000 What did he do?
02:56:44.000 I mean, I couldn't tell you.
02:56:45.000 He got a chicken to fuck a turkey.
02:56:46.000 He gets residuals for it.
02:56:47.000 That's what he did.
02:56:48.000 I don't know what he did.
02:56:50.000 He tells us stories about how you can genetically modify chickens without feathers and all this stuff.
02:56:56.000 What?
02:56:56.000 Yeah, it's crazy, man.
02:56:57.000 Oh my god.
02:56:58.000 Gene splicing shit is amazing to me.
02:57:01.000 Have you heard of CRISPR? Yes.
02:57:03.000 Now that shit is...
02:57:05.000 So you open that Pandora's box of, once you genetically modify a human, you can't go backwards.
02:57:11.000 They've already started to do it with embryos in China.
02:57:13.000 Really?
02:57:14.000 Yeah, they're starting to do it with non-viable human embryos.
02:57:17.000 So they're taking non-viable human embryos and they're doing all these genetic experiments on them and altering their genes.
02:57:23.000 But the thing is, What it is now is it's like the baby steps towards something that will probably be just...
02:57:32.000 It's going to be standard maybe 100 years from now.
02:57:35.000 I think that's the next step in our evolutionary history.
02:57:38.000 What is this, Jamie?
02:57:39.000 It's a python breeder.
02:57:40.000 Genetically bred a python to have an emoji on it.
02:57:44.000 Oh my god.
02:57:46.000 I'm seeing it.
02:57:47.000 I didn't see it.
02:57:49.000 It's got smiley faces all over it.
02:57:51.000 This is fucking insane.
02:57:53.000 How did he do that?
02:57:54.000 Just breeding.
02:57:55.000 I think he said it took like eight generations of breeding and I can sell this.
02:57:58.000 It's worth $4,500 as opposed to like the $40 it might have been worth initially.
02:58:03.000 That's amazing.
02:58:04.000 That's so cool.
02:58:05.000 That is so cool looking.
02:58:07.000 Emoji pythons.
02:58:09.000 That's crazy.
02:58:10.000 And that's crazy because that's just done through breeding, like how to make a husky out of a wolf.
02:58:14.000 That's done through breeding.
02:58:17.000 What you're talking about with chickens that don't have any feathers, that's some serious science.
02:58:23.000 So it goes deep to the point of...
02:58:25.000 Like, how far are the restraints of our humanity and what humanity is?
02:58:31.000 So if you genetically modify humans to the point where you take out the genes that is the cancer gene and you take out the genes of this and that and to the point of we're living our health expectancy or the life expectancy goes up exponentially.
02:58:47.000 Like, would it be moral to not take those genes out of your kids?
02:58:53.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:58:56.000 This is a good question.
02:58:57.000 And then, yeah, the people that would be like, look, I know my kid's going to have a disease, but that's what God intended.
02:59:03.000 Like, whoa.
02:59:04.000 And to me, that shit is...
02:59:06.000 It's crazy.
02:59:08.000 But it's also debatable, right?
02:59:10.000 I mean, the reason why they have that opinion in the first place is because, like, I guess you could argue it, even if I don't agree with it, you could argue that opinion.
02:59:19.000 And that's one of the weirdest things about people.
02:59:21.000 There's so much messiness to us when it comes to something like that, like some new technology.
02:59:27.000 Right.
02:59:28.000 That's a crazy technology.
02:59:29.000 Yeah.
02:59:29.000 You can make a super kid.
02:59:31.000 Like you can make your kid seven feet tall, 400 pounds, solid muscle, runs through walls.
02:59:35.000 Yeah.
02:59:36.000 Or make him a little pussy.
02:59:37.000 What do you want?
02:59:38.000 You want your kid to be a pussy?
02:59:40.000 What if they only have two models?
02:59:42.000 Like if you have a Prius or a Mustang Shelby.
02:59:47.000 That's it.
02:59:47.000 One of the two.
02:59:48.000 What are you going to do?
02:59:48.000 Oh, just take the Prius.
02:59:49.000 My kid is just going to read a lot of books.
02:59:51.000 Fuck that.
02:59:52.000 My kid's running through buildings.
02:59:54.000 Nah, man, I'm going to take the Prius, man.
02:59:56.000 Would you?
02:59:57.000 Well, you already ran through buildings.
02:59:58.000 Exactly.
02:59:59.000 My opinion's skewed.
03:00:01.000 Yeah, you should probably write a book on how not to play football.
03:00:06.000 It might not be a bad book coming from a guy like you.
03:00:09.000 People would definitely read it.
03:00:11.000 Oh, for sure.
03:00:12.000 If I had to do it again, I'd never play football.
03:00:14.000 Yeah.
03:00:15.000 Maybe that would be your book.
03:00:17.000 But see, you started when you were seven, man.
03:00:19.000 How the fuck could you know?
03:00:20.000 That's what I'm saying.
03:00:21.000 Like, I had no...
03:00:22.000 Whose idea was it?
03:00:23.000 It was ours.
03:00:24.000 Me and my brother.
03:00:25.000 So you're just like, fuck it, let's play football.
03:00:28.000 It's fun!
03:00:29.000 You're a fan of it as a kid.
03:00:32.000 It's fun.
03:00:33.000 Playing sports is fun.
03:00:34.000 It's fun to watch.
03:00:36.000 But the camaraderie you got from it, I love the life experiences I got.
03:00:41.000 I just feel like I have so much more to me than that.
03:00:44.000 I don't want to say wasted because it was a grand experience, but I just put so much time into my life that ended in an instant.
03:00:53.000 I don't want to say wasted time, but it just feels like a lot of...
03:00:57.000 Things that I feel like could still be benefiting me to this day.
03:01:01.000 I think so too.
03:01:02.000 Now I'm going to say something that whenever I say it, people get mad at me.
03:01:04.000 But I have to say it.
03:01:06.000 You should start a podcast.
03:01:08.000 I should start a podcast.
03:01:09.000 Fuck yeah.
03:01:10.000 You definitely should start a podcast.
03:01:11.000 Don't you think so, Jamie?
03:01:12.000 People are like, fucking Rogan!
03:01:14.000 Stop telling everybody to have a podcast!
03:01:17.000 Interesting people should have podcasts.
03:01:19.000 Your story's interesting.
03:01:20.000 You know, the whole thing that you're doing right now is interesting.
03:01:23.000 Trying to figure out who the fuck you are at 30 years of age after being a famous football player and thinking you could fuck a wolf up with your bare hands.
03:01:30.000 That's fascinating.
03:01:31.000 It's not thinking.
03:01:33.000 You're just going to judge me.
03:01:35.000 Jump on it right now.
03:01:36.000 You gotta jump into five, man.
03:01:38.000 No, I've thought about it, talked about it with some other people, but it's like, I don't know.
03:01:41.000 You don't even have to do it, like, all the time.
03:01:44.000 You can do it whenever you want.
03:01:46.000 Right.
03:01:46.000 Like, people are under no obligation to get it every day.
03:01:50.000 It's not like you're forcing them to, like, okay, look, I'm gonna sign a contract.
03:01:53.000 You guys pay me X amount of money.
03:01:55.000 I'm gonna do this every Monday.
03:01:56.000 Do it whenever you want.
03:01:57.000 You do it on your phone.
03:01:58.000 I'll show you how to do it on your phone.
03:01:59.000 It's fucking easy.
03:02:00.000 I got a laptop, man.
03:02:01.000 We can't.
03:02:01.000 But I mean, if you're somewhere, I'm saying if you're somewhere.
03:02:04.000 Yeah, like right now, if we wanted to, I could set my phone down here, press the voice recorder, and I'm telling you, it sounds good.
03:02:10.000 Like this idea that you need a lot of equipment to do a podcast, not really.
03:02:15.000 I mean, it sounds better.
03:02:17.000 You're just ahead of the game.
03:02:18.000 You keep killing the game.
03:02:19.000 Step one, step ahead of the freaks.
03:02:21.000 I walked in the building and I was like, this is just for podcasts.
03:02:24.000 That's crazy.
03:02:25.000 Well, just wait till the next one.
03:02:27.000 After we build Studio Dose.
03:02:29.000 I gotta come back, man.
03:02:30.000 Yeah, for sure.
03:02:31.000 Freak Party World Headquarters.
03:02:32.000 We're having it constructed right now.
03:02:34.000 Freak Party World Headquarters.
03:02:36.000 Freak Party World Headquarters is where the next building is going down.
03:02:38.000 That's good praise, man.
03:02:40.000 You're one of the best doing it, for sure, man.
03:02:41.000 Well, thanks, man.
03:02:42.000 You can do it, for sure.
03:02:43.000 100%.
03:02:43.000 Like, you can do stand-up, too.
03:02:44.000 If you want to do that, you can do that.
03:02:45.000 I'm gonna give it a go, man.
03:02:46.000 There you go.
03:02:47.000 I got it.
03:02:48.000 I like it.
03:02:48.000 The stand-up thing.
03:02:49.000 I don't know about the podcast.
03:02:50.000 Well, Brendan Schaub's doing it.
03:02:51.000 My friend Brendan Schaub, he played...
03:02:53.000 What did he play for?
03:02:55.000 He got to...
03:02:56.000 He played preseason with the Bills, I think.
03:02:58.000 And he fought in the UFC. He was on the Ultimate Fighter, and he fought in the UFC. He had some big wins in the UFC. Now he has a podcast.
03:03:05.000 Real successful.
03:03:06.000 Two podcasts.
03:03:07.000 Fighter and the Kid, and he does this thing called the Big Brown Breakdown, where he goes over all the different fights that are coming up.
03:03:13.000 And now he's doing stand-up.
03:03:15.000 So he went from fighting, deciding as an athlete, like he was getting towards the end of his run, Left fighting and then now is like way more successful doing his podcast and doing stand-up and doing live podcast shows so he could do it and you talk way better than him no offense Man,
03:03:36.000 I appreciate it, man.
03:03:37.000 He's like, what the fuck, bro?
03:03:38.000 You threw me under the bus!
03:03:39.000 I was kidding!
03:03:41.000 He's a funny dude, man.
03:03:42.000 Brendan's really funny.
03:03:43.000 He says hilarious shit.
03:03:44.000 But you can do it, too, man.
03:03:46.000 I'm telling you.
03:03:46.000 The beautiful thing about podcasting, too, is that you don't have to be anything.
03:03:50.000 You could be funny, or you could be smart, or you could be interesting.
03:03:55.000 It's whoever you are.
03:03:56.000 And just like that stupid box on the ground at the L.A. County Museum of Art, Some people might like that.
03:04:03.000 Some people might like that.
03:04:04.000 No matter who you are, some people...
03:04:06.000 I'm not saying that you would be that box.
03:04:08.000 Metaphorically, you are an amber box in your own right.
03:04:14.000 I should have gone with hot food because I'm a hot food fan.
03:04:18.000 I'm not a fan of that box, but I'm saying some people fucking hate hot food, right?
03:04:21.000 I don't understand those people.
03:04:22.000 Yeah, man.
03:04:22.000 You bring some people hot food, they freak out.
03:04:25.000 They like mashed potatoes.
03:04:26.000 That's what they like.
03:04:27.000 Mashed potatoes and boiled chicken.
03:04:29.000 Boiled chicken.
03:04:31.000 I like boiled chicken.
03:04:32.000 Disrespectful.
03:04:33.000 No, no, no, no.
03:04:34.000 Soup.
03:04:34.000 Chicken soup is boiled chicken.
03:04:36.000 You gotta grill it at least first and then just throw it in there when it's done, man.
03:04:39.000 No.
03:04:39.000 Mine ain't a cook like you.
03:04:40.000 I seen you be...
03:04:42.000 I cook, yeah.
03:04:42.000 Yeah, you...
03:04:43.000 I cook a few things.
03:04:44.000 Do your little...
03:04:44.000 But the...
03:04:46.000 Yeah, what did that come from?
03:04:47.000 That's the meh.
03:04:49.000 Salt Bae.
03:04:50.000 Salt Bae.
03:04:50.000 Yeah, I'll look at him.
03:04:51.000 I'll show you.
03:04:51.000 Well, listen, here's what's crazy.
03:04:52.000 That picture has been redone.
03:04:55.000 Think about all the images on the internet.
03:04:57.000 This is a beautiful place.
03:04:57.000 And this one dude who's like, what is he doing?
03:05:00.000 You saw the original?
03:05:01.000 No, I didn't.
03:05:02.000 This is the original.
03:05:02.000 He's like a cook in Turkey or somewhere.
03:05:05.000 Yeah, he's in Turkey.
03:05:06.000 I thought he was in...
03:05:06.000 Yeah, I don't know.
03:05:09.000 He's cutting this steak, and he's doing it with all this flair, and every time he cuts it, he slaps his knife on the table.
03:05:15.000 But he does it with so much swag.
03:05:17.000 Yeah, he's slicing through.
03:05:18.000 I bet this guy gets so much pussy wherever he lives.
03:05:21.000 It's not even close.
03:05:21.000 Right?
03:05:22.000 Because this is part of the...
03:05:23.000 I mean, this is like the Latin lover romantic chef character.
03:05:29.000 So he gets to the end.
03:05:30.000 Look at that swag.
03:05:31.000 He could just lay them out, but he...
03:05:32.000 Yeah, and then he takes this.
03:05:34.000 There it is.
03:05:35.000 He throws some, he sprinkles some salt on it.
03:05:38.000 That became that one thing.
03:05:41.000 A guy sprinkling salt became a meme that just kept over and over and over again.
03:05:46.000 You know what it was, man?
03:05:47.000 It was black Twitter.
03:05:48.000 Was that what it was?
03:05:49.000 Black Twitter.
03:05:50.000 Black Twitter is probably the most...
03:05:53.000 There needs to be a documentary about that.
03:05:54.000 There should be.
03:05:55.000 Because it pushes so much of our culture.
03:05:57.000 It's the funny...
03:05:58.000 Black Twitter does.
03:05:59.000 Black Twitter does.
03:05:59.000 Jamie says that people steal from Black Twitter and then do it on, like, a Tonight Show.
03:06:04.000 Movies, TV shows all the time.
03:06:06.000 TV shows all the time.
03:06:08.000 SNL. SNL steals from Black Twitter?
03:06:10.000 All the time.
03:06:10.000 All the time.
03:06:12.000 That's not good.
03:06:14.000 So it's just hashtag?
03:06:15.000 Black Twitter?
03:06:16.000 You just gotta look for a hashtag?
03:06:17.000 So there's certain...
03:06:17.000 I can't even 100% explain what it is, but it's...
03:06:20.000 Well, someone's gotta help me.
03:06:21.000 I got you, man.
03:06:21.000 So how about this?
03:06:23.000 I'll give you like five or six accounts to follow, and you'll kind of get a feel for what it is.
03:06:27.000 Oh, okay.
03:06:27.000 And then I follow accounts that those people interact with.
03:06:30.000 Yeah, and then you see...
03:06:31.000 So a lot of the content that you see, you know the Jordan cry face meme?
03:06:34.000 Yes.
03:06:34.000 Black Twitter.
03:06:37.000 They move culture, man.
03:06:39.000 I say we because I'm on Twitter and I'm black, so I partake.
03:06:42.000 It's ignorance at a very high level, but there's brilliance involved.
03:06:46.000 It's the coolest shit.
03:06:47.000 What's the brilliance?
03:06:48.000 The humor?
03:06:48.000 The humor.
03:06:49.000 Yeah.
03:06:49.000 I mean, as you know, a lot of humor is intellect.
03:06:53.000 Wit is intellect.
03:06:55.000 And so the brilliance that comes from that is just the funniest shit.
03:06:59.000 Alright, I'm going to check it out.
03:07:00.000 Jamie's very well educated on black Twitter.
03:07:01.000 You know about black Twitter, yeah.
03:07:03.000 He buys Yeezys.
03:07:06.000 See, I can never get him.
03:07:07.000 Well, Jamie has to go online.
03:07:09.000 Yeezy's not on Black Twitter.
03:07:10.000 No, he's not.
03:07:11.000 If he was...
03:07:12.000 Yeezy's been ousted, man.
03:07:13.000 He'll be rough.
03:07:14.000 That's my dude, though, man.
03:07:16.000 Well, they ousted him, and then he immediately started producing an anti-Trump record.
03:07:20.000 He recognized what the fuck went down.
03:07:21.000 Oh, really?
03:07:22.000 He deleted all his pro-Trump tweets.
03:07:24.000 Did he?
03:07:24.000 All of them are gone.
03:07:25.000 There you go.
03:07:25.000 And now he's producing some anti...
03:07:26.000 But he hired...
03:07:27.000 He got another rapper like, hey, man...
03:07:29.000 How about you do this song?
03:07:32.000 He's helping the dude.
03:07:34.000 Fuck yeah, he felt it.
03:07:36.000 He's up there on a platform hovering over people saying he would have voted on Trump.
03:07:41.000 Yeah, that's crazy.
03:07:43.000 No song.
03:07:43.000 That's propaganda.
03:07:45.000 It's propaganda.
03:07:46.000 That's what he says.
03:07:47.000 He did delete the tweets, I think.
03:07:48.000 It's fake news.
03:07:48.000 I bet it's not fake news.
03:07:50.000 I bet nobody wants to talk about it.
03:07:52.000 I bet he's reconsidering.
03:07:53.000 I bet Donald Troll them up.
03:07:55.000 Kanye!
03:07:56.000 Kanye, I thought you liked Trump!
03:07:58.000 I thought you loved Trump!
03:08:00.000 It was called propaganda, but he didn't produce it.
03:08:03.000 Did he have anything to do with it?
03:08:04.000 I don't know.
03:08:06.000 I think there's a bunch of white people scrambling right now.
03:08:10.000 We need to keep this money flowing, Kanye!
03:08:11.000 Kanye!
03:08:13.000 Kanye!
03:08:13.000 That's usually the case, man.
03:08:15.000 Listen, man, this has been a lot of fun.
03:08:16.000 I really appreciate you coming down here.
03:08:17.000 I'm glad we did it.
03:08:18.000 I'm glad it all came out of something silly.
03:08:20.000 And props to Neil Brennan for setting this up.
03:08:23.000 Thank you, brother.
03:08:25.000 Appreciate it, man.
03:08:25.000 It was really fun.
03:08:26.000 And I hope you do a podcast.
03:08:27.000 I would listen.
03:08:28.000 You gotta come on, then.
03:08:29.000 I'm on, 100%.