The Joe Rogan Experience - April 10, 2017


Joe Rogan Experience #943 - Moshe Kasher


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 43 minutes

Words per Minute

191.03067

Word Count

31,138

Sentence Count

2,816

Misogynist Sentences

87

Hate Speech Sentences

110


Summary

In this week's episode, the boys discuss the recent events that have happened in the world of social media and politics, and the possibility that we are living in a computer simulation. They also talk about what it means to live in a "utopian" society, and whether or not technology has ever been designed to be a utopia, and why it's a bad thing. Also, Joe's ex-girlfriend is here, and he's not here to talk about it, but he's here to make jokes about it. If you're not a fan of Joe's music, you'll have to listen to this episode to get to the bottom of what's going on with him and his music career, because he's got a lot to say about it! This episode is brought to you by SeatGeek, the podcast where you can get the most authentic and authentic reviews of all things tech-related, and all things related to tech and culture in general. The podcast is produced and edited by Joe Pesci. Music by Joseph McDade. Art: Mackenzie Moore Editor: Will Witwer Music: Hayden Coplen Mixer: Matthew Boll Additional mixing and mastering: Ben Koppel Audio Engineer: Patrick McElroy Technical mixing: Matthew Kuchta Special thanks to: Alex Blumberg Jeff Perla Thanks to: and Mike McLennan for the production of the intro and outro music for this episode, and for the intro music, and thanks to , and , and outtro music, & outro, and by . and our sound design, and our thanks to the excellent sound design by , our editor, . . Thank you for the excellent editing, and thank you to our good friend . , thanks to our sponsor, the good vibes, & thank you , thanks , & , for the amazing to , the wonderful , thank you for your feedback, , so much , we really really appreciate you, and we really appreciate all of our support, we really hope you enjoy the feedback, and you really appreciate the feedback , and we appreciate all the support we can feel the feedback we get back and really appreciate it, thanks back and love you, thank you so much.


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Wish I was really that excited.
00:00:05.000 Yes!
00:00:07.000 Yeah.
00:00:08.000 Hello, Moshe.
00:00:08.000 What's happening, Joe?
00:00:09.000 I'm good.
00:00:10.000 How are you?
00:00:10.000 These are sporty sunglasses.
00:00:11.000 I like those.
00:00:12.000 Oh, thanks.
00:00:12.000 Well, glasses, glasses, not sunglasses.
00:00:14.000 This is how I look.
00:00:15.000 They fit your face well.
00:00:16.000 Thanks, man.
00:00:17.000 I like it.
00:00:17.000 It's a good choice.
00:00:18.000 Joe's been flirting with me since I arrived.
00:00:19.000 A little bit.
00:00:21.000 Casual.
00:00:21.000 Nothing weird.
00:00:23.000 Just the way you button that shirt all the way up to the top.
00:00:26.000 That little top button.
00:00:27.000 Yeah.
00:00:28.000 The jean jacket, that Jay Leno's garage look.
00:00:30.000 Yeah, I just came from Jay Leno's podcast.
00:00:34.000 So, we were just talking about the fights.
00:00:36.000 I stopped you before we actually talked.
00:00:40.000 We were just feeling like this is more evidence that we are living in a computer simulation.
00:00:45.000 Like, everything is getting weirder.
00:00:46.000 Politics is the most bizarre...
00:00:48.000 I mean, everything is falling apart, and it's like the Matrix programmers can't keep up with the code.
00:00:53.000 Do you think that maybe, like, when one or two things go weird, like the election...
00:00:58.000 I think the election...
00:00:59.000 I think having a reality star television...
00:01:03.000 Host guy who's this you know media mogul become the president United States is so odd to people that I think It gives us this feeling of instability and that feeling of instability has like a ripple effect and it starts to fuck with all these other aspects of our reality and then these blurbs just start popping up and these weirdness Well,
00:01:26.000 it's kind of like, rather than it being a proof that it's a simulation, this is the most reality we've had in a long time, right?
00:01:32.000 Like, we've all been living in this, like, pseudo, this theater of stability.
00:01:36.000 I'm sure you've talked about hyper-normalization on this podcast before, haven't you?
00:01:40.000 I think we have.
00:01:41.000 The documentary...
00:01:42.000 It's real good if people haven't caught up to it yet.
00:01:45.000 It's on YouTube in its entirety.
00:01:47.000 It's dense.
00:01:47.000 It's not a light, fun documentary.
00:01:50.000 It's like a three-hour-long British guy droning on to found footage on BBC. But his basic point is that society is unstable and has been for a very long time.
00:02:02.000 Greenland is melting.
00:02:04.000 We have nukes that can destroy us at any point.
00:02:06.000 And there is no way...
00:02:08.000 For the leaders to actually run a functional, stable society.
00:02:13.000 So what they do instead is they put up this artifice of stability.
00:02:15.000 Meanwhile, shit is fucking collapsing behind the set.
00:02:19.000 And basically, the prove-out example he uses is the Soviet Union.
00:02:23.000 The Soviet Union stopped working almost immediately.
00:02:27.000 They tried this utopic, communistic, beautiful society and everything fell apart immediately.
00:02:33.000 Everybody knew it fell apart.
00:02:34.000 Everyone in Russia knew it wasn't working, but it served them more to pretend that it was working.
00:02:41.000 And so people got into this willful, sort of voluntary suspension of disbelief, this voluntary cognitive dissonance to say, oh no, everything's good, even though they go to the fucking store, there's no bread.
00:02:54.000 Everybody was walking around as if it was real.
00:02:56.000 So maybe when somebody like Trump gets elected, this fake realness of like, everything's good, America's awesome, what a wonderful place, a utopic society with all these freedoms, maybe that rips the seam, then Anthony Rumble Johnson retires from MMA. Or something.
00:03:13.000 Wow.
00:03:14.000 Where do you go with that?
00:03:15.000 I think...
00:03:17.000 There's always been problems with society, right?
00:03:20.000 I mean, if you go back to ancient Rome, you know, have you ever visited the Colosseum?
00:03:24.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:25.000 Fascinating, right?
00:03:26.000 Crazy, yeah.
00:03:27.000 And when you think about it, that's only, you know, you're only talking about a thousand, two thousand years ago, right?
00:03:32.000 Like, when did...
00:03:33.000 When did it all start in Rome?
00:03:36.000 Well, Rome was around for 2,000 years, right?
00:03:39.000 Right.
00:03:40.000 I mean, they were like 10 times as long as this American superpower has existed.
00:03:44.000 So, yeah, and they were...
00:03:46.000 But the thing is, they didn't have the technology to strip mine the world the way we do.
00:03:50.000 Technology has now caught up...
00:03:51.000 Human evil, or whatever it is, or human avarice, has always been probably equal, right?
00:03:57.000 But my point was that there's never been, like, any example of a society, a true utopian society.
00:04:02.000 That's true.
00:04:03.000 It was like really together, very relaxed, people were nice, there was no war, there was no crime, there was no rape, there was no stealing.
00:04:10.000 The best example of that is hippie communes, right?
00:04:13.000 They're specifically designed to create a mini utopia and they always fall apart with the guy at the top fucking everybody's wife.
00:04:20.000 Yes!
00:04:20.000 Every time.
00:04:21.000 It's never not happened.
00:04:22.000 A friend of mine's ex-girlfriend grew up in one of those, and she was so fucked up because of it.
00:04:27.000 They're always fucked up.
00:04:28.000 Yeah.
00:04:29.000 The best you'll ever get out of a girl that grew up in one of those communes is like, um, there were some really good parts.
00:04:37.000 That's as good as you can get.
00:04:39.000 Yeah, and that's someone who's just really kind.
00:04:42.000 Yeah, I mean, people always try to re-engineer society.
00:04:45.000 I was reading something today about free housing, that free housing should be a universal right for people, that everyone should have free housing.
00:04:55.000 I was reading this while I was taking a shit, so I didn't go into it too deeply.
00:05:00.000 But immediately I was thinking, well, who's going to build the housing?
00:05:03.000 Like, how's that a right?
00:05:04.000 Like, you can't have a universal right if some people just don't want to build a house, and they don't want to work, and they don't want to do anything, and they want somebody else to build a house for them.
00:05:12.000 That's always going to be a possibility.
00:05:14.000 Sure, yeah, right.
00:05:16.000 I mean, I guess, right, but what are rights?
00:05:17.000 Rights are completely constructed, right?
00:05:19.000 I mean, sure.
00:05:20.000 Well, the right to be left alone, that should be a right.
00:05:23.000 The right to privacy.
00:05:25.000 Right, but a lion or an ape has no rights.
00:05:27.000 It's just an ape getting eaten and fucked by its neighbor.
00:05:30.000 Right.
00:05:30.000 So we decided what rights are.
00:05:32.000 So the same idea that says anything is a right, you could also say, yeah, housing is a right, if society deems that that's true, I guess.
00:05:40.000 Or if society has the resources.
00:05:42.000 We do have the resources.
00:05:43.000 Right.
00:05:43.000 That's true.
00:05:44.000 Right?
00:05:45.000 Yeah.
00:05:45.000 Yeah.
00:05:46.000 I would imagine we have the rights, or the resources, rather, to house everybody.
00:05:50.000 Not in the best way.
00:05:52.000 Not in a sweet apartment, but...
00:05:54.000 I mean, just a roof over your head?
00:05:56.000 Warmth?
00:05:57.000 Yeah, I think the idea that we...
00:06:00.000 We're getting way into the theoretics of taxation and civil responsibility, but the idea that we spend trillions of dollars on a protective military when we've lapped every other military so many times over, we could house every homeless person.
00:06:17.000 I mean, there are countries where they don't have homeless people.
00:06:19.000 They just don't.
00:06:20.000 I've been to Israel and it's like people who are homeless in Israel are homeless because they're crazy and want to be homeless.
00:06:27.000 My brother was just in one of those super white countries.
00:06:34.000 Switzerland?
00:06:35.000 I think it was Switzerland.
00:06:36.000 And everybody was like, yeah, we don't have...
00:06:39.000 I mean, this is crazy when he told me.
00:06:40.000 He was like, what's society like here?
00:06:42.000 They're like, it's cool.
00:06:43.000 You know, we don't have poverty, so that's cool.
00:06:46.000 They don't have poor people.
00:06:47.000 Yeah.
00:06:48.000 That's not a part of their society.
00:06:50.000 Is that Switzerland?
00:06:51.000 Is that what that is?
00:06:52.000 I think it was Switzerland.
00:06:53.000 They have, you know, they've figured out a way to make money on the back of it.
00:06:57.000 I believe Denmark's kind of like that, too.
00:06:59.000 Yeah, I mean, Northern Europe, they've done something right, I think.
00:07:02.000 Well, I think they're also dealing with a very small population of people that have existed for a long time in the same place.
00:07:07.000 Right.
00:07:08.000 And you kind of normalize, like...
00:07:10.000 And they've never conquered.
00:07:12.000 They're not conquerors.
00:07:13.000 You know, they're not spreading their resources thin across the globe, making battleships and shit.
00:07:18.000 Right.
00:07:18.000 I was thinking about you on the way over here.
00:07:20.000 I think this is connected.
00:07:22.000 I was thinking about you and the flirtation we were going to be doing.
00:07:27.000 I was wondering, because you're bent, I've watched her stand-up since Trump got elected, and you and a lot of the guys at the store are, I always think of the store as like the libertarian intellectual epicenter of comedy, right?
00:07:39.000 And then like if you go east, it becomes more and more like socialist, but further east you travel, right?
00:07:45.000 And I guess, I don't know, the ha-ha is like the neocons, but at any rate...
00:07:51.000 Your bent is like, everything's fucking fine.
00:07:54.000 You're making a crisis that doesn't exist.
00:07:57.000 And I was wondering, do you still think that?
00:07:59.000 It's not necessarily really my bent.
00:08:02.000 It's the way the bit works.
00:08:05.000 Now that's a real comedian.
00:08:06.000 Yeah.
00:08:07.000 Well, actually, I believe it's...
00:08:08.000 This is one of the things that I say on stage, like I say, like, a lot of the stuff I say is fucked up.
00:08:15.000 So if I say anything that you don't agree with, I don't agree with a lot of shit I say.
00:08:19.000 But it's funnier than what I agree with.
00:08:22.000 Like, some of the things I say, I'm clearly fucking around.
00:08:26.000 And some of the things I say, it's like, where is he?
00:08:29.000 Is he on the fence on this?
00:08:30.000 Like, what's...
00:08:31.000 But what a lot of it is is just to set up this idea that the whole system has always been preposterous.
00:08:38.000 Totally.
00:08:38.000 It's just that, like, it's weird.
00:08:40.000 It's almost our fault, right?
00:08:41.000 Because you take a guy like a Clinton or a guy like an Obama who's fairly successful at the job and people are just...
00:08:50.000 Constantly trying to find chinks in the armor.
00:08:52.000 Constantly trying to find cracks in who he is.
00:08:55.000 And it was Clinton, and obviously it was the philandering.
00:08:58.000 With Obama, it was...
00:08:59.000 There was a chink the size of a pussy.
00:09:02.000 Chink sounds like a weird word to use, even if you're not using it in a racist way.
00:09:06.000 It's like the word niggardly.
00:09:07.000 Yeah.
00:09:07.000 You remember when that dude got in trouble for saying niggardly?
00:09:09.000 Yeah.
00:09:10.000 And they were like, you can't say that word.
00:09:11.000 It's like, but it's not even etymologically connected to the N-word.
00:09:14.000 And people were like, we don't care.
00:09:15.000 It's spelled differently.
00:09:17.000 Yeah.
00:09:17.000 Not the same root word.
00:09:19.000 They're like, eh, just don't use it.
00:09:20.000 But I feel that way about swastikas.
00:09:22.000 Do you know those hippie swastikas and the Indian swastikas?
00:09:24.000 Yes.
00:09:24.000 And all these hippies and, like, you know, Buddhists are always like, yes, it's a different swastika.
00:09:29.000 It's a special swastika.
00:09:30.000 It's the good swastika.
00:09:32.000 It's like the good witch and the bad witch from The Wizard of Oz.
00:09:34.000 Right.
00:09:34.000 And I'm like, all right, that's cool, Buddhists, but I think you should just abandon the good swastika.
00:09:39.000 You got other shit you could do.
00:09:42.000 It was a symbol used in Okinawan karate.
00:09:45.000 Oh, really?
00:09:45.000 Yeah.
00:09:46.000 Actually...
00:09:47.000 It's made its rounds, right?
00:09:48.000 Because it was in India, in like Hindu temples, Okinawa, maybe that's Buddhism, Hinduism to Buddhism to karate, something like that.
00:09:56.000 I don't know why it was in there, but I remember seeing it a long time ago in a store, like this Okinawan karate book, and there was just like these symbols.
00:10:06.000 And I was like, this is bizarre.
00:10:08.000 Like a swastika is a part of karate?
00:10:10.000 It might have been reversed.
00:10:11.000 You know, sometimes they do it the opposite way.
00:10:13.000 But yeah, that symbol's gone.
00:10:15.000 You gotta let that go.
00:10:16.000 Yeah, let's just abandon that one.
00:10:17.000 You can walk away from that one.
00:10:18.000 You got other symbols.
00:10:19.000 It's like a lot like the Hitler mustache.
00:10:21.000 Like, there's no need.
00:10:23.000 You gotta let it go.
00:10:24.000 I mean, look, chaplains suffered, but Mr. Miyagi was like, you know, wax on, wax off, put that swastika on your shoulder.
00:10:32.000 Isn't it funny that you could just stretch that bitch just a little bit and you're okay?
00:10:35.000 If you just trim it just slightly...
00:10:37.000 Oh, you're talking about the mustache?
00:10:39.000 Yeah, as long as it's not the actual Hitler.
00:10:42.000 If you just stretch it slightly towards the corner of your mouth, you just keep going.
00:10:46.000 Just bring that bitch back like this and you're okay.
00:10:49.000 I thought you were being so vulgar for a second and that you just had the most like...
00:10:54.000 Pornographic thought ever.
00:10:55.000 Isn't it crazy if you just stretch that bitch just a little bit, you're just, you're okay.
00:10:58.000 Just stretch it, stretch it.
00:11:00.000 But his mouth?
00:11:01.000 I was thinking about a pussy, I guess.
00:11:02.000 Oh, no, no, no.
00:11:02.000 Wow, that's weird that you just went there.
00:11:04.000 We're talking about Hitler's mustache.
00:11:05.000 Well, I get turned on when I think about the Nazis.
00:11:08.000 I got a real, like, some of the synapses in my Jewish brain got crossed.
00:11:11.000 You should call that, that's your next special, a mouth-fucking Hitler.
00:11:16.000 Stretching Hitler's mouth.
00:11:17.000 But isn't it a weird thing like that mustache like it's a there's a certain amount of space it can cover on your lip and it's okay As long as it goes far enough left and right we're like okay, you know I mean the Hitler's haircut and making had a huge comeback That's right and people get in trouble for that haircut.
00:11:34.000 I was the first guy.
00:11:35.000 I mean I was on the first wave I would say I was in the not the first Reich of hipsters reclaiming that haircut Well, it's like a longer on the side, right?
00:11:45.000 Longer on the side, sort of puffy on the top, like you got rockin' right now.
00:11:50.000 I've changed since because it got too cool, and I truly am a hipster.
00:11:54.000 I follow where the trends go.
00:11:56.000 But I used to have a bit about it, about the dilemma that a Jew has when he's telling a barber what he wants, and the quickest way to describe it is just to say Hitler.
00:12:06.000 So you'd be like, yeah, I want something, you know, like a kind of old-timey, kind of like a military cut?
00:12:10.000 Like a, Hitler!
00:12:11.000 Make me look like Hitler!
00:12:12.000 The destroyer of my people!
00:12:14.000 Make me look like him!
00:12:15.000 And then the tag was, as my grandparents turned over in their shallow, unmarked graves.
00:12:20.000 Anyway.
00:12:21.000 Whoa.
00:12:21.000 Yeah.
00:12:22.000 That's dark, dude.
00:12:22.000 Yeah, it was dark.
00:12:24.000 My point was originally, not really that I had a point, but that when we're chipping away at this thing, like we know that politicians are doing an act.
00:12:32.000 We know that they're when, you know, I've always mocked the way they communicate, like the way they give speeches, the long pauses and this very distinct pattern of behavior that's Completely alien to anything other than a political speech like the only way this country survives You know like that kind of yeah strange thing that they do But when we're always like chipping away at that we're always trying to like get to like be real We got get we got to find out what's real and then we get this guy Realer than anyone's ever been.
00:13:02.000 Yeah, and we're like, well, fuck this.
00:13:04.000 This is crazy.
00:13:04.000 And it scares us.
00:13:05.000 That's the point of that documentary.
00:13:07.000 We like to be lied to.
00:13:09.000 It makes us all feel calm and comfortable to be given a stable lie than to be shown the real truth of how fucked up and unstable everything is.
00:13:17.000 I mean, the trailer has this text over just, like, stark footage, and it's so scary.
00:13:24.000 The words are, politicians lie to us.
00:13:28.000 We know they lie.
00:13:30.000 They know we know they lie.
00:13:32.000 They just don't care.
00:13:33.000 And that just always, like, chills down my spine, because it's so true, and everybody knows it, and yet we're all engaged in this willful suspension of disbelief, like, no, no, no, everything's good.
00:13:43.000 No, no.
00:13:45.000 America's both the greatest country on earth and it needs to be made great again.
00:13:49.000 We're all in this weird...
00:13:50.000 We're unclear on what we're even arguing for.
00:13:53.000 It's almost like what Trump's done is put a totally new engine in the heart of the car.
00:13:59.000 It's like if you have an old car...
00:14:02.000 Like Washington, and it relies on a combustion engine, and then someone comes along and puts an electrical engine in there, and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you saying?
00:14:09.000 You don't need Congress anymore?
00:14:11.000 You don't need the Senate?
00:14:12.000 You don't need this?
00:14:13.000 You don't need that?
00:14:14.000 You don't need the cronies?
00:14:15.000 You don't need the lobbyists?
00:14:16.000 Because now you have this whole new system?
00:14:19.000 And you don't need to pretend to talk like that.
00:14:21.000 Even more importantly, you don't need to do the theatrics anymore.
00:14:24.000 You can be the real terrible person you always were.
00:14:28.000 Everybody goes along with it.
00:14:30.000 That's the weirdest thing to me about this election is not the president himself, but how many people online who you've never seen politically engaged are now in it like a sports fan.
00:14:45.000 I do understand.
00:14:47.000 Well, to the people that hate Trump, I understand.
00:14:50.000 Because what it did was it disrupted our programming on such a profound level that people...
00:14:57.000 I was talking to somebody last night that said that it was much more disturbing when Trump got elected than 9-11 was to them.
00:15:04.000 And I understand that sentiment because 9-11 was a terrible event.
00:15:09.000 This feels like a terrible new...
00:15:13.000 Chapter in American history.
00:15:14.000 But 9-11 happened while Bush was in office and Dick Cheney was the vice president.
00:15:19.000 He was one of the scariest guys to ever have power.
00:15:21.000 No doubt.
00:15:22.000 And that is the question.
00:15:22.000 I mean, I think the best point that you're making is like Dick Cheney's pretending that he's stable.
00:15:28.000 Well, meanwhile, he's like...
00:15:30.000 Geppettoing evil and you know bombing Iraq and you know Do you want a guy that makes you feel somewhat comfortable and stable who's actually the most evil?
00:15:38.000 Like Satan fucker in the world or a guy that makes you feel the evil but isn't as bad Well just seemed way more transparent his motivations I mean Cheney was the CEO of Halliburton and then all sudden Halliburton wants to bomb Iraq you know he does rather he They get these billion dollar,
00:15:55.000 multi-billion dollar, no-bid contracts to rebuild what they've bombed.
00:16:00.000 And you're like, Jesus Christ, a little kid can connect the dots here.
00:16:03.000 This is insane.
00:16:04.000 I always just wonder, how much money do you want?
00:16:08.000 I never quite get it.
00:16:09.000 It just seems too simple to me to go, oh no, they just wanted money.
00:16:14.000 But they all had a lot of money.
00:16:17.000 You want to talk to a big businessman?
00:16:18.000 No.
00:16:19.000 You know what it is, man?
00:16:20.000 It's the deal.
00:16:21.000 It's all about the deal.
00:16:22.000 It's all about closing deals, making deals, closing deals, and winning.
00:16:25.000 That's what it's all about.
00:16:27.000 That's like saying to someone that loves video games, why are you playing video games?
00:16:31.000 Why are you playing them?
00:16:33.000 You've already played two.
00:16:34.000 You've played it.
00:16:35.000 You've got the game.
00:16:36.000 You know how to play a game.
00:16:37.000 Right.
00:16:37.000 Why keep playing?
00:16:38.000 Because they're getting a little juice out of it every time they're doing it.
00:16:41.000 They're closing deals.
00:16:42.000 They're buying a new yacht.
00:16:44.000 I've got an amazing, amazing new yacht.
00:16:46.000 The biggest yacht ever.
00:16:47.000 It's the most wonderful yacht.
00:16:48.000 This yacht.
00:16:49.000 You'll see this yacht.
00:16:50.000 It's amazing.
00:16:51.000 Wait till you see it.
00:16:51.000 It's incredible.
00:16:52.000 The biggest yacht.
00:16:53.000 That's Trump in a nutshell, right?
00:16:55.000 Yeah.
00:16:55.000 Would you want the biggest yacht?
00:16:57.000 No.
00:16:57.000 I wouldn't either.
00:16:58.000 Well, I know a guy who has one.
00:17:00.000 It's a giant target.
00:17:02.000 You have to have these military guys that guard this fucking thing.
00:17:05.000 Because what they'll do is they'll travel this yacht without him.
00:17:09.000 Just like south of France.
00:17:11.000 And then he flies in, private jet of course, flies into the south of France and his private jet climbs out and then they have to escort him to his gigantic multi hundred million dollar house that floats in the water.
00:17:25.000 And you have to keep people from getting on your lawn.
00:17:27.000 Essentially, the lawn becomes all the water around your multi-billion dollar house or multi-million dollar house.
00:17:33.000 And it's just so that you can show your other billionaire friends, like, look what I got.
00:17:36.000 Well, it's also probably fun as fuck to take a floating mansion out there on the south of France.
00:17:43.000 But I guess it's just...
00:17:45.000 Why else have the money?
00:17:46.000 I mean, why not?
00:17:48.000 If you're ballin' and you enjoy all that stuff, like, I guess they just want more.
00:17:52.000 They just keep going.
00:17:54.000 There's something more to it than just the acquisition of money, because once you have a billion dollars, you can afford all the things that you need.
00:18:02.000 You can't afford all the things, though.
00:18:04.000 See, one of these mansions, like, if you look at a mansion, like a crazy...
00:18:10.000 Fucking Hamptons mansion.
00:18:11.000 You know, you could get one of those for like $50 million, right?
00:18:14.000 $50 million is $100 million before taxes, right?
00:18:18.000 Taxes, expenses, sales tax.
00:18:20.000 You have to earn profit of $100 million to get the $50 million mansion.
00:18:25.000 And then that's not shit compared to some of these yachts.
00:18:29.000 Like, a yacht can go for half a billion.
00:18:32.000 Like, they have yachts.
00:18:33.000 Like, what's the most expensive yacht?
00:18:34.000 We've covered this before.
00:18:36.000 Wasn't it like a billion?
00:18:37.000 I think it's a billion.
00:18:38.000 A billion dollars for a boat.
00:18:40.000 A billion dollars.
00:18:41.000 A billion dollar boat.
00:18:41.000 Yeah.
00:18:42.000 And then what?
00:18:43.000 Well, you have to have a jet.
00:18:44.000 Think about how empty you feel inside when you sit the first night in your billion dollar boat.
00:18:47.000 Depends on how much coke you're doing.
00:18:48.000 You might feel totally full.
00:18:50.000 Full of Viagra, Coke.
00:18:52.000 Just like Slovenian hookers.
00:18:54.000 Yeah, you're probably doing...
00:18:55.000 You have three phone calls going at the same time, doing deals.
00:18:58.000 And that is why I 100% believe the reports of...
00:19:02.000 Look at that.
00:19:02.000 Streets of Monaco, $1 billion.
00:19:04.000 That is crazy.
00:19:05.000 Yeah.
00:19:06.000 It's a castle on a boat that floats in the water.
00:19:10.000 It's insane.
00:19:11.000 Yeah, that's a battleship.
00:19:13.000 That's an aircraft carrier.
00:19:14.000 Well, it's really like a city.
00:19:16.000 I mean, look how it's designed.
00:19:18.000 I mean, look, the outside of it, it all looks like this amazing block.
00:19:23.000 And what, this is theoretical that they will build for someone if they give them a billion dollars?
00:19:28.000 Let's see.
00:19:29.000 The difference between a yacht and number three, which is $650 million, is triple the cost.
00:19:35.000 What does a billion buy you?
00:19:36.000 Well, nothing yet.
00:19:37.000 This one's still in construction.
00:19:38.000 The design, a fantastic yacht, unlike the traditional model.
00:19:41.000 So this is probably the most—so it's a replica of casinos and the Monaco Grand Prix track.
00:19:48.000 It's so funny to me that you spend a billion dollars on something and it looks that fucking gaudy and disgusting.
00:19:53.000 Like, there's nothing about that that looks cool other than it's billion-ness.
00:19:57.000 Yeah, that's the only way it looks cool because it's mimicking Monaco.
00:20:02.000 But the number two one is how much that one, Jamie?
00:20:05.000 That's 450 million to 1.2 billion.
00:20:08.000 I'm sorry.
00:20:09.000 Anybody with a billion-dollar yacht should be murdered.
00:20:11.000 I don't think I'm going out on a limb by saying that.
00:20:14.000 They should be killed.
00:20:15.000 Okay.
00:20:16.000 It cost a billion dollars.
00:20:17.000 Maybe.
00:20:18.000 We don't know the exact cost of building such monstrosity, but various sources have listed the price of construction even as high as $1.5 billion.
00:20:25.000 It's manned by 70 crew members and owned by Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich.
00:20:31.000 It contains its own private defense system designed to detect intruders and camera-wielding spectators.
00:20:38.000 Wow.
00:20:39.000 It's got a laser to kill tourists.
00:20:41.000 Yeah, look at that.
00:20:41.000 It uses modern light technology to block the cameras.
00:20:45.000 It's room for 24 guests, two helipads, and has its own private submarine.
00:20:50.000 Yeah, by the time you get the private submarine money, something's gone very right and very wrong in your life.
00:20:56.000 Especially if you're a Russian billionaire, you have to be in bed with Putin.
00:21:00.000 Oh, yeah.
00:21:01.000 You have to.
00:21:01.000 Yeah.
00:21:01.000 You can't just be, oh, I'm just politically agnostic.
00:21:05.000 Yeah, you'll be straight up drinking arsenic at some point.
00:21:09.000 Or they'll just take your company and lock you up.
00:21:11.000 I mean, they've done that to a bunch of oligarchs.
00:21:13.000 He just takes your company and puts you in the pokey.
00:21:16.000 But I wonder, do you think that you can be, that there are, I mean, I guess like Bill Gates and Warren Buffett seem like nice people, but it seems like if you're a billionaire, you're probably like at least a cousin of evil.
00:21:30.000 Like you've done something terrible.
00:21:31.000 Is that true though?
00:21:32.000 I mean, there's got to be a way to be an ethical billionaire.
00:21:36.000 If there's a way to make a million dollars ethically, which we believe there is, there's got to be a way to make a billion.
00:21:42.000 I mean, it's just a matter of...
00:21:44.000 Keeping going, I guess.
00:21:45.000 Buffett seems like a good guy, but then you get into what good guy means for a billionaire, right?
00:21:50.000 Buffett's good guy is like, I will allow $800 million to go to AIDS in Africa, but I will not allow that same $800 million to go to famine in Somalia.
00:22:01.000 So there's a kind of weird moral arbiter thing that happens, which happens to the president, too.
00:22:06.000 It's like when people point out that Obama bombed people with drones, I'm a...
00:22:11.000 I was pretty disgusted by a lot of things Obama did, but it's like that is part of the morality of being a world leader, is you have to be comfortable with a morality that includes killing innocent people.
00:22:22.000 And that's why I would never want to be the leader of anything.
00:22:25.000 Only one reason why.
00:22:27.000 There's a ton of reasons why you'd never want to do that job.
00:22:29.000 Yeah, the worst.
00:22:30.000 But I, you know, there's this idea that people love the president, which also like really kind of blows my mind.
00:22:38.000 Why do we love our president?
00:22:40.000 They don't love the president in every country.
00:22:42.000 There was a super disturbing video that a guy I know took where he was at the inauguration, and Trump is coming up the stairs.
00:22:49.000 And as Trump is coming up the stairs, all supporters, right?
00:22:52.000 This is the heart of his love.
00:22:55.000 And as he's coming up the stairs, people are clapping and applauding.
00:23:00.000 And this guy next to this guy I know who's holding the camera says, Thank you, Mr. Trump.
00:23:06.000 You are a godsend.
00:23:07.000 Thank you, sir.
00:23:09.000 Thank you very much.
00:23:11.000 And he barely acknowledges that guy, of course.
00:23:14.000 And just because there's a hundred million people around.
00:23:16.000 Yeah.
00:23:17.000 Wanders up the stairs and goes through the room and all these people are following him with the camera on him.
00:23:22.000 I think that's what a guy like that wants.
00:23:24.000 He wants somebody to say that to him.
00:23:26.000 Yeah.
00:23:26.000 He wants to be that guy.
00:23:27.000 I understand actually being Trump in that situation and wanting people to worship you.
00:23:31.000 I can get there.
00:23:32.000 I'm a comedian.
00:23:33.000 That's close enough to a desperate ego where you laugh at me.
00:23:37.000 It's similar to worship me.
00:23:38.000 Right.
00:23:39.000 But why do we worship politicians?
00:23:42.000 I can't wrap my brain around it.
00:23:45.000 Like Gore Vidal said that he called it the uniquely American religion of worshipping the president.
00:23:52.000 Well, I think it goes back to the fact that we've never had a king.
00:23:56.000 So our president is a different thing.
00:23:58.000 And I think the idea to have the one alpha is just some ancient primate.
00:24:03.000 I think it's some apeshit.
00:24:03.000 Yeah, 100%.
00:24:04.000 It only makes sense.
00:24:06.000 There's always an alpha chimp.
00:24:08.000 There's an alpha gorilla.
00:24:09.000 And these hierarchies exist in the primitive versions of us.
00:24:14.000 Why wouldn't they exist in the most advanced?
00:24:17.000 That's really interesting.
00:24:18.000 I never thought about it like that.
00:24:20.000 We're so intelligent that we've created a stratified alpha pyramid that is 300 million big with a parliamentary system and a constitution, but it's still just a bunch of apes running around 2001-ing.
00:24:33.000 I mean even like go back to what we're talking about like Bill Gates who's this incredibly What he's done charitably is amazing.
00:24:43.000 He does a lot of great stuff with his money.
00:24:46.000 I mean, their foundation is really, really beneficial to a lot of people, but everybody knows him as the King Ape of Microsoft.
00:24:55.000 I mean, that's how these businesses work.
00:24:58.000 Tim Cook, that's the King Ape of Apple.
00:25:01.000 You know, we always have a King Ape or a Queen Ape.
00:25:04.000 Very rarely a Queen Ape, but...
00:25:07.000 When we have it, it doesn't seem to work out.
00:25:08.000 That Theranos chick was a big queen ape, but it didn't work out because it turned out she was a fraud.
00:25:15.000 Who's Theranos?
00:25:15.000 You don't know that story?
00:25:17.000 No.
00:25:17.000 Oh, it's amazing.
00:25:18.000 It's an amazing story.
00:25:19.000 It's a story of something where people wanted something to be true, so they kind of said, yes, we finally have it, and they didn't do any investigating on it until finally somebody actually did.
00:25:33.000 I think it might have been the Wall Street Journal that took it down, but...
00:25:37.000 It was this woman, Elizabeth something or another.
00:25:39.000 She founded this company called Theranos.
00:25:41.000 There she is.
00:25:42.000 Elizabeth Holmes.
00:25:43.000 And she dressed like Steve Jobs.
00:25:45.000 She wore a black turtleneck, black stuff.
00:25:47.000 She acted like she was this super genius character.
00:25:51.000 And when she was 19, she left college to start this company called Theranos.
00:25:56.000 And Theranos is a company that...
00:25:59.000 Would do this very cheap and effective blood scan.
00:26:04.000 Like they would take a drop of your blood, like prick your blood.
00:26:09.000 And test you for all sorts of different diseases.
00:26:12.000 And it turns out it doesn't work at all.
00:26:15.000 It's just a black box?
00:26:16.000 No, but just like hugely ineffective.
00:26:18.000 And she was worth, at one point in time, $34 billion because of what this company was assessed as being valued at, which she could have been able to do.
00:26:29.000 And it turned out that they started looking into it, and then there was a whistleblower from the company that was saying that she was ignoring all the negatives and concentrating on the positives in these people.
00:26:39.000 You know untold tens of thousands and even I think maybe even a million people were put it how many people to find out how many people were tested by this shit But they were all put at risk Because it's like hugely ineffective, like off by like 40-50% negatives and positives and just wasn't right.
00:26:56.000 It was wrong all the time.
00:26:58.000 This idea that she was going to bypass this traditional system and they were putting them in like Walgreens and stuff like that and allowing people to get tested and screened for all these diseases and it really wasn't effective.
00:27:09.000 She was one of the very rare king, queen chimps, where the matriarchal society was her business, and it just didn't work.
00:27:17.000 You're conflating the collapse of the business?
00:27:19.000 No, I'm just saying she was the only one that I could think of.
00:27:22.000 Well, there have been very effective female world leaders, though.
00:27:25.000 Sure.
00:27:26.000 Top chimp.
00:27:26.000 Golda Meir, Margaret Thatcher, Merkel.
00:27:29.000 What's the woman that got blown up in...
00:27:31.000 Some very effective women.
00:27:33.000 You're like, what's the woman that got blown up?
00:27:35.000 Who am I thinking of?
00:27:36.000 The...
00:27:38.000 Who was killed?
00:27:39.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:39.000 She's famous.
00:27:41.000 God damn it.
00:27:42.000 Her name's at the tip of my tongue.
00:27:46.000 Early morning podcasts.
00:27:47.000 Motherfucker.
00:27:48.000 Day after travel.
00:27:49.000 Too stupid!
00:27:50.000 What country?
00:27:51.000 I don't remember.
00:27:53.000 One of them Middle Eastern ones.
00:27:55.000 They killed a woman?
00:27:56.000 Yeah.
00:27:57.000 I don't remember.
00:27:57.000 You know what I'm talking about, Jamie?
00:27:59.000 God damn it.
00:28:00.000 Well, call the line right now if you know what woman got blown up.
00:28:04.000 It's a famous story because it happened in our lifetime.
00:28:09.000 Jamie will find it.
00:28:12.000 Goddammit, her name's at the tip of my tongue.
00:28:14.000 This is driving me fucking crazy.
00:28:16.000 She's like blown up like right next to her limo.
00:28:21.000 Anyway, it's just...
00:28:24.000 Yeah, Margaret Thatcher is a good example, I guess.
00:28:27.000 But companies...
00:28:29.000 We were talking about Bill Gates and stuff like that.
00:28:31.000 You never see that, right?
00:28:33.000 Oh, at the top of...
00:28:34.000 What?
00:28:35.000 Carly Fiorino?
00:28:37.000 Who's that?
00:28:38.000 She was the head of...
00:28:40.000 The Republican...
00:28:42.000 One of the Republican people that ran for president, and she was the Hewlett Packard, I want to say?
00:28:49.000 She was CEO. Something like that.
00:28:51.000 Yahoo, maybe?
00:28:52.000 Yeah.
00:28:54.000 What do you think it is?
00:28:54.000 Do you really think it's just some ape shit?
00:28:56.000 Well, I think there's definitely some women that have more masculine characteristics and enjoy the competition of the boardroom and that kind of stuff more than some women do.
00:29:06.000 But I think that, uh, thank you.
00:29:09.000 Hey, yes, right, right, right.
00:29:11.000 What country was that?
00:29:12.000 Pakistan.
00:29:13.000 Pakistan, right.
00:29:13.000 I was going to say Pakistan, but I didn't want to fuck it up.
00:29:18.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:29:19.000 I mean, what is a masculine characteristic?
00:29:22.000 What's a feminine characteristic?
00:29:23.000 Obviously, there's massive variations.
00:29:26.000 In both genders.
00:29:27.000 But why are almost all leaders?
00:29:30.000 It's the patriarchy, man.
00:29:31.000 I mean, it is the patriarchy.
00:29:33.000 I think it is.
00:29:34.000 What does that mean, though?
00:29:35.000 Well, what it means is that there are systems in place, and maybe there are biological systems, which is what's suggesting it's a primate thing, and maybe there are societal systems.
00:29:44.000 Probably the truth is that they're both.
00:29:46.000 And I think that a person that really believes in, like, feminism and patriarchy would say that societal systems are the bigger issue.
00:29:55.000 But even you can believe in a patriarchy that's biological, but just that there's a barrier to entry that starts in kindergarten.
00:30:02.000 It starts in child rearing.
00:30:05.000 In order for a woman to become a CEO, they have to jump every hoop higher than the male that is on the same path.
00:30:14.000 Because there are systems, structural systems in place that want to smack that woman down towards like a more, what is perceived of, oh no, do something a little bit more feminine.
00:30:25.000 And so they, in order to be, it's this idea that is true with all oppressed people, that in order to be average, you have to be great.
00:30:32.000 And I saw that directly with like my mother, who's deaf.
00:30:36.000 And in order, I just, the deaf community is so fascinating and weird, but like in order to be what my mother is, which is like, she has a master's degree and she's college educated, you have to try 20 times as hard as an average person that wants to get a master's degree because there's so much insane barrier to entry from day one,
00:30:54.000 from the first day you're born.
00:30:56.000 So I think that's the patriarchy, I don't think is really up for debate.
00:31:00.000 I mean, even if you believe just in a biological imperative, men are in charge, and therefore they keep women from getting to positions of being in charge.
00:31:08.000 So in order to get up there, in order to be a CEO, you have to be more aggressive, more powerful, more Steve Jobs-y.
00:31:15.000 You got to put more turtlenecks on.
00:31:17.000 Right, but is that the actual system that's in place, or are there far more men who want to do that job?
00:31:25.000 But why would there be more men that want to do that job?
00:31:27.000 It's a good question.
00:31:28.000 Is it natural?
00:31:29.000 I mean, is it natural for women to gravitate towards nursing and physicians and healthcare?
00:31:35.000 Because that is overwhelmingly run by women.
00:31:38.000 But then why are they, for example, why don't they gravitate towards being a doctor?
00:31:44.000 A lot of women do.
00:31:46.000 Yes, yeah, but being a doctor is largely and historically dominated by men.
00:31:51.000 But I don't think that's the case anymore.
00:31:53.000 It might not be anymore.
00:31:54.000 But I mean, I guess what I'm saying is, like, if you look at a woman and say, oh, well, they are biologically predisposed to nurture, then you would say, oh, okay, then it would make sense that all of the great doctors of history would have been women, or it would have been dominated in the same way nursing has.
00:32:10.000 Well, not necessarily, because a lot of the great doctors in history, you're talking a lot about science.
00:32:14.000 You're talking about the ability to recognize issues before anyone else does and try to, like, formulate some sort of a solution to figure out some biological issue.
00:32:25.000 A lot of that is science, and obviously science has been dominated by men for the longest time.
00:32:29.000 The real questions are why, right?
00:32:31.000 And for sure there's been some sexism, right?
00:32:34.000 For sure there's been some oppressing of women's I think?
00:32:49.000 Right, you can't talk about mustaches, little Hitler pussies, you know?
00:32:52.000 I mean, there's a certain amount of freedom that men enjoy when they're around only other men.
00:32:58.000 And that's in place because they're the alphas of society.
00:33:02.000 And so, like, the freedom that we desire as men, and I'm not, look, I'm like a woke boy, like lefty, but I still am a man.
00:33:10.000 Woke boy?
00:33:10.000 Well, you know, like, I consider myself a political progressive, you know?
00:33:14.000 Right.
00:33:14.000 And I do believe in...
00:33:15.000 Do you ever say I'm so woke?
00:33:17.000 I mean, ironically, I will.
00:33:19.000 Hashtag woke.
00:33:20.000 Hashtag stay woke all day every day.
00:33:22.000 Hashtag I eat meat.
00:33:23.000 No, that's yours.
00:33:25.000 Hashtag I eat meat?
00:33:26.000 You always hashtag things I eat meat.
00:33:28.000 Oh, sometimes.
00:33:28.000 I don't always.
00:33:29.000 I think I may have.
00:33:30.000 When you have like a seared elk.
00:33:33.000 I enjoy watching your elk Instagrams.
00:33:37.000 Oh, thanks, man.
00:33:37.000 Do you eat meat?
00:33:38.000 Yeah, I eat meat.
00:33:41.000 Yeah, I eat meat.
00:33:42.000 That's a weird one, right?
00:33:43.000 Meat?
00:33:44.000 No, it's a weird thing, like admitting.
00:33:48.000 Like, you gotta go, um...
00:33:50.000 Because we know, you know, if you're a real progressive, if you're a real caring person, it's like, okay, you're eating murdered animals?
00:33:56.000 I mean, I don't think that I am as ardent a meat-eating supporter as you are, but I also am not a...
00:34:06.000 There is a moral imperative not to eat meat.
00:34:08.000 I fall somewhere in the middle, which is, I mean, I think every thinking person falls in the middle, which is meat probably isn't an obviously immoral thing to eat because we want it.
00:34:19.000 We are but animals and we want meat.
00:34:23.000 Why does a lion eat meat and we shouldn't?
00:34:26.000 Well, we're not a carnivore.
00:34:28.000 But we are an omnivore, right?
00:34:30.000 Yes.
00:34:30.000 I believe that, but there's a lot of people that say we're not.
00:34:32.000 That's the big argument, you know?
00:34:33.000 I have this weird...
00:34:34.000 That we're herbivores.
00:34:35.000 Yeah, it's odd to say that we're herbivores because we're not.
00:34:38.000 No, we're not.
00:34:38.000 It's like McDonald's.
00:34:39.000 Look, it's McDonald's, right?
00:34:40.000 Well, it's not just that.
00:34:41.000 I mean, not that we can get away with eating it, but that our face is designed for it.
00:34:45.000 Right, right.
00:34:46.000 Yeah, for a Big Mac, actually.
00:34:48.000 Perfectly.
00:34:48.000 Actually, have you heard about the new Big Mac?
00:34:50.000 No.
00:34:50.000 There's a new hamburger at McDonald's.
00:34:52.000 It's a Big Mac, but if you don't want all that food, they've taken out one bun and one patty.
00:34:57.000 So it's just a cheeseburger.
00:35:00.000 But they're calling it the Mac Jr. This is the kind of pernicious...
00:35:03.000 Really?
00:35:03.000 Yeah, it's the Mac Jr. It's a fucking cheeseburger.
00:35:06.000 So that's what they're calling it?
00:35:07.000 That's so stupid.
00:35:08.000 There it is.
00:35:09.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:35:09.000 The Mac Jr. All the flavor, one less layer.
00:35:12.000 So it has the same amount of patties?
00:35:14.000 Is that two patties?
00:35:15.000 No.
00:35:15.000 No, it's not.
00:35:16.000 It's one less patty, one less bun.
00:35:18.000 It's a fucking cheeseburger.
00:35:19.000 And they're like, oh, no, no, no.
00:35:20.000 But it comes with our special sauce.
00:35:22.000 Oh, so it's a bad cheeseburger.
00:35:23.000 I used to have a joke that actresses are like Big Macs.
00:35:26.000 They never look as good as their pictures.
00:35:29.000 It's like, when was the last time you saw a Big Mac like that?
00:35:32.000 Like, god damn, that looks great.
00:35:33.000 Wait, what about the third Big Mac?
00:35:35.000 The Grand Mac?
00:35:36.000 Oh, they're going deep.
00:35:37.000 What's in the Grand Mac?
00:35:38.000 For those that didn't think the Big Mac was big enough.
00:35:41.000 It's a 100% beef patty.
00:35:42.000 It weighs a third of a pound.
00:35:44.000 Two slices.
00:35:45.000 Well, now this is the problem with me.
00:35:47.000 Melty?
00:35:47.000 Two slices of melty.
00:35:49.000 Melty American cheese.
00:35:50.000 What does that mean?
00:35:51.000 It's like, well, it's not real cheese, so we call it melty.
00:35:53.000 It's melty American cheese!
00:35:54.000 It's melty American cheese.
00:35:55.000 It's all one word.
00:35:56.000 Melty American cheese.
00:35:57.000 Stay woke.
00:35:58.000 Stay melty.
00:35:59.000 Because it's not really cheese at all.
00:36:01.000 Hashtag I eat melty.
00:36:02.000 I mean, it's...
00:36:04.000 This is the problem with meat.
00:36:05.000 It's not you shooting an elk with a fucking bow and arrow.
00:36:09.000 It's McDonald's, like, having, like, you know, Cowswitz, you know, them stacked up and, like, they're eating their own shit and we're all, like, just consuming it at the detriment of the global greenhouse gases.
00:36:21.000 I mean, if only...
00:36:23.000 If everybody hunted the way you hunt...
00:36:25.000 Then there would be no moral question about meat to me.
00:36:29.000 There'd also be no elk.
00:36:30.000 And a lot of people would starve.
00:36:32.000 We wouldn't make it.
00:36:34.000 Well, we don't need meat.
00:36:37.000 No, we don't need it.
00:36:38.000 That's what I think the weird argument about veganism from a moralistic perspective can be.
00:36:43.000 If you talk about it from an environmental perspective, it's very, very difficult.
00:36:47.000 I always say, like...
00:36:48.000 When you talk about, I don't know if I want to say this on your podcast, but when you talk about environmental effects of meat, it feels the same as when you bring up the settlements in Israel.
00:36:59.000 You can have all these great intellectual discussions on, well, actually, well, and then you bring up the environmental, and you just go, I can't defend that.
00:37:07.000 There's no defense there.
00:37:08.000 I feel the same way with the settlements in Israel.
00:37:10.000 It's like, I can make an impassioned plea for Israel, and then when you bring up the settlements, I'm like, yeah, I got nothing.
00:37:15.000 Once you start bulldozing people.
00:37:16.000 Yeah.
00:37:16.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:37:18.000 I'm not sure.
00:37:18.000 Running them over with tanks.
00:37:21.000 We started this whole thing off with trying to figure out why women...
00:37:26.000 Gravitate towards certain things and whether or not they'll be suppressed and this is a subject It's almost like racism where if you're not a black person and you start talking about black lives matter people go hey fuckhead You either be ultra supportive or shut the fuck up now you either be an ally or you know get out of the way I hear that there is yeah I hear that and that's kind of representative I think of the way a lot of women feel like the struggle is so pervasive and it's so much a part of their lives and they don't get supported in it and And it's so frustrating,
00:37:54.000 especially a woman that is trying to climb the corporate ladder.
00:37:57.000 Like, I have a good friend who's a big-time executive.
00:37:59.000 She was at Google, and now she's at another one of those big tech companies.
00:38:03.000 And she's super, super intelligent, super ambitious, too.
00:38:07.000 And she's one of those rare women that, well, her mom's like that, too, so it's kind of interesting.
00:38:13.000 It's interesting when you meet her mom, who's this older, super sharp lady.
00:38:16.000 But she's just always been like the type of person that enjoys achieving.
00:38:22.000 This is like her mindset.
00:38:24.000 She enjoys it.
00:38:25.000 She likes achieving, problem solving.
00:38:27.000 She likes getting deals done.
00:38:28.000 And she's a very nice person.
00:38:30.000 It's not like she's some ruthless monster who does it, you know, forsaking all things for profit.
00:38:38.000 But there's not a lot of women like that.
00:38:41.000 It's not that many.
00:38:42.000 So if you look at the great pool of humans, how much of it is them being held back or how much of it is them being really rare?
00:38:50.000 So few people like that.
00:38:52.000 If you get 100 women in the room, is one of them like my friend?
00:38:55.000 I don't know.
00:38:55.000 But the question always is, why would there be so few women that are like that?
00:38:59.000 There's no way...
00:39:00.000 By the way, it's all an intellectual exercise because there's no way that you could strip away all the thousands of years of programming and systemic societal oppression to figure out, oh, if we're on an...
00:39:11.000 I always think about, like, if I took 20 kids...
00:39:15.000 I used to think about this in terms of gender dysphoria and transgender ideas.
00:39:19.000 Like, if you were to take...
00:39:21.000 50 kids, 50 boys and 50 girls and go put them on a colony on the moon where they were raised by robots with no reference to their gender.
00:39:28.000 What things would you find that were true about the women back home that were true of the women up there?
00:39:34.000 Like if you could somehow strip away society altogether, then what would be left over?
00:39:38.000 What truly is male?
00:39:39.000 What truly is female?
00:39:40.000 And I think there's actually a...
00:39:42.000 There is an intersection between meat-eating...
00:39:44.000 And systemic feminism, which is really like human beings are this weird concoction of like conscious, like aware, awake, woke boys and girls and little primate...
00:39:59.000 Kill the alpha, fuck the woman monkeys.
00:40:04.000 And so we're trying to grapple with that constantly.
00:40:08.000 Inherent in the notion that you should morally not eat meat is the idea that you are morally superior to an animal that can't discern between the moral correctness of eating meat and...
00:40:17.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:40:18.000 If you're just an animal, any dog will eat anything you put in front of it.
00:40:21.000 Well, there's also an intellectual argument, right?
00:40:25.000 Like, if you leave these animals alone to their own devices, what do they do?
00:40:30.000 Well, they slaughter each other.
00:40:32.000 I mean, that's what they do.
00:40:33.000 This is what it is.
00:40:34.000 There's a bunch of stuff that grows, and there's a bunch of dumb stuff that eats the stuff that grows, and then there's a bunch of mean stuff that eats the dumb stuff.
00:40:40.000 And that's nature.
00:40:42.000 I mean, that really is the whole thing.
00:40:43.000 And mean stuff that eats other mean stuff.
00:40:45.000 There's mean stuff that eats bigger mean stuff and smaller mean stuff.
00:40:49.000 And then if you step in and you take some of those dumb things that are eating the grass, you feel better.
00:40:57.000 It's healthy.
00:40:58.000 Your body performs better.
00:41:00.000 And that's just a fact.
00:41:01.000 I mean, there's a lot of people that want to say that meat-eating is bad for you.
00:41:05.000 It is absolutely not.
00:41:06.000 It's just not.
00:41:07.000 What's bad for you is sedentary lifestyle.
00:41:09.000 What's bad for you is sugar.
00:41:11.000 What's bad for you is simple carbohydrates in high quantities.
00:41:14.000 There's a lot of things that are bad for you.
00:41:16.000 Processed foods are bad for you.
00:41:17.000 Preservatives are very bad for you.
00:41:19.000 There's a lot of things.
00:41:20.000 Carcinogens, all those things are bad for you.
00:41:22.000 But just meat is protein and water.
00:41:24.000 I mean, that's really what it is.
00:41:25.000 It's a bunch of amino acids and there's a lot of vitamins in it.
00:41:28.000 And as long as you're not eating too much of anything...
00:41:31.000 It's been proven that there's a lot of benefits to eating meat.
00:41:34.000 First of all, B12, which really doesn't even exist in a vegan diet unless you're taking in weird algaes or bugs, if some people are willing to eat bugs.
00:41:43.000 Bugs are the future, right?
00:41:44.000 Yep.
00:41:45.000 We're all going to be eating crickets.
00:41:46.000 But it's a weird thing.
00:41:47.000 There's distinctions of life.
00:41:49.000 If you wanted to eat something that's really simple and stupid, if your issue is awareness or if your issue is whether something's sentient, Eat mollusks.
00:42:01.000 They're some of the dumbest fucking things on the planet.
00:42:04.000 Dumber even than plants.
00:42:05.000 Like, plants communicate with each other.
00:42:07.000 It's been proven.
00:42:08.000 Michael Pollan had some amazing work about it.
00:42:11.000 Not only that they have...
00:42:14.000 Not only that it's been proven that they communicate with each other, but they also produce human neurotransmitters.
00:42:18.000 They produce serotonin.
00:42:20.000 There's some arguments that they actually allocate resources to support other plants in the community.
00:42:27.000 Are you talking about those root systems or whatever?
00:42:29.000 Yeah, they have a mycorrhizal relationship with different funguses.
00:42:32.000 There are some trees where if you go into it, there's a group of elves making cookies.
00:42:36.000 Yeah, man.
00:42:37.000 E.L. Fudge.
00:42:37.000 I heard that's responsible for a lot of forest fires.
00:42:41.000 That's right.
00:42:41.000 All those kilns.
00:42:43.000 All those cookie ovens, man.
00:42:44.000 But one of those elves actually made it really far.
00:42:46.000 He's actually the Attorney General of our country.
00:42:49.000 What's his name?
00:42:49.000 Jeff Sessions.
00:42:50.000 He's an elf?
00:42:51.000 He was an E.L. Fudge guy.
00:42:52.000 Yeah.
00:42:53.000 Wow.
00:42:53.000 Which one was he?
00:42:54.000 Was he either sleepy or dopey?
00:42:56.000 He was like a junior elf.
00:43:01.000 I think plants talk.
00:43:03.000 That's interesting.
00:43:03.000 I think they communicate with each other in a way that we don't understand.
00:43:06.000 And this is one of the reasons I think this.
00:43:07.000 They've done these studies where they played the sound of caterpillars munching on leaves next to an acacia tree, and it changed the way the tree tastes.
00:43:23.000 There's certain trees that when an animal's chewing them, the acacia bush is a famous one, when an animal's chewing them upwind, so like something's chewing it and then scent comes downwind to them, they change their flavor profile and become like toxic tasting so that animals will actually starve to death rather than eat them.
00:43:43.000 Oh, they change so that the caterpillar won't eat them?
00:43:46.000 To discourage predation.
00:43:47.000 Wow, that's wild.
00:43:48.000 They do it based on sound.
00:43:50.000 Like, they'll do it based on the smell, but also sound.
00:43:53.000 Plants respond defensively to the sound of caterpillars eating their leaves.
00:43:56.000 So they produce these poisons.
00:43:58.000 So they taste like shit, so that no one eats them.
00:44:01.000 And it literally will cause...
00:44:02.000 They figured this out from giraffes.
00:44:04.000 That's not evidence of sentience.
00:44:06.000 Well, it's evidence of some sort of communication.
00:44:08.000 Because one plant way up there is communicating with the other plants that are nowhere near.
00:44:13.000 Oh, that's interesting.
00:44:14.000 Okay, so all of the trees in the network will start tasting like shit.
00:44:18.000 That's interesting.
00:44:19.000 There's some sort of a network.
00:44:20.000 Again, the Michael Pollan book, I forget which book it was, where he goes into depth about this.
00:44:25.000 But there's quite a few different scientific papers that have been done on plant intelligence.
00:44:32.000 Intelligence, and it's a fairly new and emerging field.
00:44:36.000 And it's a very disturbing field to people that are vegan.
00:44:38.000 Right.
00:44:39.000 Because they like to pretend that, okay, what we're doing is causing no harm.
00:44:43.000 That's not true, okay?
00:44:45.000 Everyone causes harm.
00:44:46.000 Life eats life.
00:44:47.000 And one of the weird things that people do where they have no problem eating when they're vegan, I'm just gonna eat vegetables.
00:44:52.000 Well, large-scale agriculture is one of the most devastating things.
00:44:55.000 That can happen to the ground that those plants are planted on.
00:44:58.000 If you see a field and it's like a thousand acres of corn, that is so not normal.
00:45:05.000 I mean, that is just so weird.
00:45:07.000 And even if it's totally organic, you're displacing all this wildlife to do that.
00:45:14.000 You're changing that environment entirely.
00:45:16.000 And you're stripping nutrients from the soil.
00:45:18.000 Are we like running toward a cliff?
00:45:21.000 Yeah, and the way to put the nutrients back is use dead things.
00:45:24.000 Right.
00:45:24.000 Use fish or dead animals.
00:45:26.000 And that's how they get the nutrients back in the soil.
00:45:28.000 There was an interesting article that I tweeted about a year back that everybody got so mad that it's actually impossible to be a vegetarian.
00:45:38.000 And this is by someone who is a vegan who is saying this.
00:45:41.000 What are they saying?
00:45:42.000 They were talking about every animal, like every plant.
00:45:46.000 Like, devours living things in order to stay alive.
00:45:49.000 And you are devouring the nutrients from those living things.
00:45:53.000 Like, by eating these plants, you're eating something.
00:45:56.000 There it is.
00:45:56.000 It's actually impossible to be a vegetarian.
00:45:58.000 It's a fascinating read.
00:46:00.000 Because it's written by a vegan.
00:46:03.000 And it's a weird argument.
00:46:05.000 But you realize, like, oh, there's this connection that's inexorable.
00:46:09.000 Like, it's not like these plants just live only on water.
00:46:11.000 But isn't the...
00:46:12.000 I mean, here's the idea that brings us back to this feminism idea and what's structural and what isn't.
00:46:18.000 Isn't the idea that if you are...
00:46:20.000 If you believe that humanity has a moral...
00:46:22.000 It's incumbent upon humanity to be morally forthright.
00:46:26.000 You know, to be more than an animal.
00:46:28.000 Yeah.
00:46:29.000 Then you have to reckon with, what's the way that I can do the least harm in the world?
00:46:32.000 Mm-hmm.
00:46:32.000 I'm not saying I do that.
00:46:33.000 I'm saying that's the moral and intellectual idea of how to deal with systemic oppression, how to deal with a low-impact diet.
00:46:44.000 I think there's no question that hunting elk is...
00:46:48.000 In the framework of, if I'm God, in the acceptability range, right?
00:46:52.000 But then, factory farming and, you know...
00:46:56.000 Worst case scenario.
00:46:57.000 Yeah, and worst case scenario is the scenario.
00:47:00.000 Yeah, and I think what also would happen is, these societies that we enjoy, these civilizations like New York City, LA, they got too big before we engineered them.
00:47:12.000 Before, rather, we engineered, like, engineered's the wrong word, before we really managed...
00:47:19.000 The resources that you need to allocate to in order to feed 20, what do we have?
00:47:24.000 25 million people in the greater Los Angeles area?
00:47:27.000 Think about all that shit.
00:47:28.000 Yeah, it's a lot of shitting.
00:47:29.000 That's so much shit.
00:47:30.000 What do you do with the shit?
00:47:31.000 Do you ever hear the story about New York City shit?
00:47:34.000 No, where's it go?
00:47:35.000 Pretty fascinating.
00:47:36.000 So they basically, it all goes in the same place.
00:47:40.000 I mean, it all goes to plants, which is, I mean, treatment plants, not plants that feel and make themselves taste bitter, but treatment plants.
00:47:46.000 So every shitty, like, you know, Lower East Side hipster and Chinatown Chinese person and, like, Upper East Side, you know, Jew, it all, their little squiggly shits all go to, like, treatment plants.
00:47:57.000 Where they treat it and then they're left over with this like pile of fucking, you know, big old New York City shit.
00:48:02.000 And they're like, what do we do with this shit?
00:48:03.000 They don't have farmlands nearby.
00:48:06.000 And so they basically, because a lot of it goes to fertilizer, so they started trying to take it out on the free market.
00:48:12.000 You can sell shit on the free market.
00:48:15.000 Oh my god, is that real?
00:48:17.000 Yeah, you sell it to farms.
00:48:19.000 And the funny part is that all these Kansas and Indiana and real down-home corn husky type of places were like, we're good.
00:48:28.000 We don't want that big city, city slicker shit to fertilize our community.
00:48:35.000 Oh my god.
00:48:36.000 Basically, the stigma of New York Yankees was too big for them to accept the shit.
00:48:42.000 Wow, not even for free?
00:48:44.000 Yeah, they wouldn't take it.
00:48:45.000 You can't even take it for free, and they buy cow shit.
00:48:47.000 But isn't cow shit way better because it's all grass?
00:48:49.000 Well, cow shit, I don't know if it's better.
00:48:52.000 I'm not a shit expert.
00:48:54.000 I just dabble in shit.
00:48:55.000 You're not a shit expert?
00:48:56.000 No, I dabble in shit.
00:48:57.000 But you know so much.
00:48:59.000 I mean, I smell like it, and I think about it a lot.
00:49:02.000 I talk a lot of it.
00:49:04.000 That's right.
00:49:07.000 Wow.
00:49:07.000 Shit's crazy, though.
00:49:08.000 When you think about how much shit...
00:49:10.000 It has to go somewhere.
00:49:12.000 And all the garbage.
00:49:13.000 When you order stuff...
00:49:15.000 I was getting ready for Burning Man this year.
00:49:19.000 And I went to Target to buy pillows.
00:49:22.000 And I bought pillows, brand new pillows, for $4.
00:49:25.000 And I was just like, this is great!
00:49:27.000 I'm tossing pillows!
00:49:28.000 Fresh pillows!
00:49:29.000 And then my wife was like...
00:49:32.000 The fact that there are $4 pillows is systemically connected to society's collapse on some level.
00:49:39.000 There's no way to make a $4 pillow and not have the earth suffering at some point.
00:49:44.000 Just how do you do that?
00:49:46.000 And all the garbage.
00:49:48.000 And I can go to Burning Man and sleep on it for a week and be like, this is dusty.
00:49:51.000 Toss it into a landfill.
00:49:52.000 Where is this stuff going?
00:49:54.000 Isn't the argument that places like Target and Walmart especially are subsidized?
00:49:59.000 Oh yeah, for sure.
00:50:00.000 They definitely are.
00:50:02.000 In one way, shape, or form, right?
00:50:04.000 Yeah.
00:50:04.000 Whether it's through welfare or through food stamps or through...
00:50:07.000 Actually, not welfare, right?
00:50:09.000 They have to have a certain wage.
00:50:12.000 You mean to...
00:50:13.000 Yeah, in order to support...
00:50:14.000 How much do you have to make to qualify for welfare?
00:50:18.000 Oh, I think you...
00:50:20.000 I grew up on welfare, actually.
00:50:22.000 Me too.
00:50:22.000 Did you really?
00:50:23.000 Yeah.
00:50:23.000 Do you like that about yourself?
00:50:25.000 I find a great deal of pride in that.
00:50:27.000 I just said it.
00:50:28.000 I just blurted it out there.
00:50:29.000 Like, yeah, me too, bro.
00:50:30.000 I do feel like connective.
00:50:33.000 Almost nothing makes me more angry than a person who's never interacted with real poor people talking about the lazy people on welfare.
00:50:41.000 Right.
00:50:41.000 Well, I was very fortunate that my mom, although we're on welfare, she worked and got to a point where she didn't have to be on welfare anymore, and then she got off of it.
00:50:51.000 Same with me.
00:50:52.000 So it made me realize, oh, this actually can work.
00:50:56.000 It can help people that are super poor.
00:50:58.000 We had food stamps, the whole deal.
00:50:59.000 And my thing has always been, when it comes to welfare, wouldn't you rather allow a person to take advantage of the system so that some percentage of those people can raise through the ranks and get off of welfare and better themselves and better their lives?
00:51:14.000 Wouldn't you rather have that system in place than the system that says, sorry, we're worried about people taking advantage of the system so everybody, including the good people, can go fuck themselves?
00:51:22.000 Yes.
00:51:23.000 Which society do you want to live in?
00:51:24.000 Yes, certainly a former.
00:51:26.000 And, you know, I think with my mom's situation, it was also important to send a message that it gives a woman an option to get away from an abusive man.
00:51:36.000 Yeah.
00:51:36.000 My mom left my dad and my stepdad didn't have any money.
00:51:40.000 They weren't married at the time.
00:51:42.000 They were boyfriend and girlfriend and he was a student and they, you know, we got on welfare and we ate You know, we drank powdered milk and the whole deal.
00:51:48.000 It's a very similar situation.
00:51:50.000 Very similar.
00:51:51.000 My mom left my dad when I was one and came out here.
00:51:53.000 She's a disabled woman.
00:51:55.000 It's like everything was stacked against her.
00:51:57.000 And, you know, so we were raised on food stamps and welfare.
00:52:02.000 Jews on welfare.
00:52:02.000 Very rare.
00:52:03.000 Very rare.
00:52:04.000 It definitely, if you have a society that's a caring society, it certainly serves its function.
00:52:12.000 What people are worried about is the same thing they're worried about when they're talking about free housing.
00:52:16.000 I was just going to say, we can bring it all the way back.
00:52:19.000 Yeah, you're worried about people that come along that juke the system that don't want to work, that are lazy.
00:52:23.000 Who cares?
00:52:24.000 Yeah.
00:52:24.000 Let them juke.
00:52:25.000 Wouldn't you?
00:52:26.000 I mean, I just, I would rather help people that need the help and allow someone to juke the system than I would live in a stark society that says, I'm sorry, we don't help people here because we're worried that somebody might steal.
00:52:38.000 A hundred percent.
00:52:39.000 And you know, there's a real issue that's coming up right now with artificial intelligence and automation that's going to remove millions and millions of jobs just by virtue of automated cars.
00:52:49.000 We're done.
00:52:49.000 And so people are talking very seriously about universal basic income.
00:52:53.000 It is either inevitable.
00:52:55.000 There are two inevitabilities.
00:52:56.000 Either universal basic income will come and take the place of the income that was stripped away, not because anybody did anything wrong, but because they did everything right and the eventual automated Reality is that there aren't jobs for people.
00:53:10.000 There's a job for you and me, but there's not a job for a skilled journeyman worker because there's a fucking machine that can work 24 hours a day.
00:53:17.000 Or a truck driver.
00:53:18.000 Oh, yeah.
00:53:18.000 The truck drivers, they're first.
00:53:20.000 They're the shock troops.
00:53:21.000 That's why this whole thing with Trump saving coal jobs, it's like, I hate to say it, but coal jobs don't matter.
00:53:27.000 And I know it's like this Hollywood comedian Jew going, Look, coal jobs don't matter.
00:53:34.000 And I know if you're a coal miner listening to this, the coal job matters to you more than anything else.
00:53:38.000 Do you know how few coal jobs there are?
00:53:40.000 Very few.
00:53:40.000 Very few.
00:53:41.000 There's like 75,000 overall coal jobs, and there's some insane new energy.
00:53:46.000 There's a half a million new energy jobs just in California alone.
00:53:49.000 Exactly.
00:53:51.000 I might have made those numbers up.
00:53:53.000 But it's big.
00:53:54.000 And everybody focuses on the, you know, that's what a human being does.
00:53:58.000 They focus on the day-to-day.
00:54:00.000 They focus on the sun going up and down.
00:54:01.000 They don't focus on the year going by, right?
00:54:03.000 It's like, you go, oh, but my job is gone.
00:54:06.000 I want my job back.
00:54:07.000 But it's like, your job doesn't matter.
00:54:09.000 Yeah.
00:54:09.000 Entire coal industry employs fewer people than Arby's.
00:54:13.000 Holy shit.
00:54:14.000 Imagine if he was talking about Arby's though.
00:54:16.000 But I think what he's doing is sort of like this giant pro-business push.
00:54:21.000 Transparent.
00:54:21.000 It's so transparent.
00:54:23.000 It's obvious.
00:54:24.000 It's just about making a lot of people that he knows money and allowing a bunch of people that have lost money that have probably in some way or shape or form contributed to him.
00:54:34.000 Yeah.
00:54:34.000 And also, he's not an idiot.
00:54:35.000 I mean, he might be.
00:54:36.000 But he also won the election by about the amount of people that work for Arby's.
00:54:41.000 Do you think he's an idiot?
00:54:43.000 Definitely not an idiot.
00:54:44.000 He's probably got some kind of high IQ that is overshadowed by a severe personality disorder.
00:54:50.000 Yeah, and what do you think that is?
00:54:52.000 Narcissistic.
00:54:53.000 Yeah, I just think there's something wrong with him, no doubt about that.
00:54:56.000 For sure there's something wrong with him.
00:54:58.000 Don't you think that in order for someone to put their name up on everything like that, like I was in New York this past weekend, and we drove by this like Trump Rehabilitation Center.
00:55:09.000 Like a Trump Rehabilitation Center.
00:55:11.000 It was like this real shitty old building.
00:55:14.000 Yeah, what they do is they put a crack rock in front of you and a pussy, and they say, which one do you want to grab?
00:55:21.000 They just keep diverting you to the pussy.
00:55:23.000 And then further down the line, it was Trump Lynx.
00:55:26.000 We were driving on this road and it said Trump Lynx, like this golf course.
00:55:29.000 Oh, it was golf.
00:55:31.000 You know about the Trump Steaks.
00:55:34.000 Steaks?
00:55:34.000 Oh, have you never seen this commercial?
00:55:36.000 It's really funny.
00:55:37.000 The Trump Steak commercial is like...
00:55:39.000 Oh, you gotta love it.
00:55:40.000 It's so beautiful.
00:55:41.000 No, really?
00:55:41.000 Can you play video on here?
00:55:44.000 Is it illegal or something?
00:55:46.000 It's so funny.
00:55:47.000 We'll play it for us, and we'll play the volume.
00:55:50.000 Whenever we play a video, the real issue with us seems to be animal attack videos, because those get so many hits that somebody owns them and claims them, and then you get pulled off of Facebook, pulled off of YouTube, we get flagged.
00:56:02.000 Yeah, Trump Stakes is like hilarious.
00:56:04.000 I mean, look, Trump's not a fool.
00:56:06.000 Trump is a, well, he is a fool, but he's not stupid.
00:56:09.000 Here we go.
00:56:10.000 Trump Stakes, the world's greatest stakes.
00:56:12.000 Give me some volume, young Jamie.
00:56:14.000 When it comes to great steaks, I've just raised the steaks.
00:56:18.000 The Sharper Image is one of my favorite stores with fantastic products of all kinds.
00:56:24.000 That's why I'm thrilled they agree with me.
00:56:27.000 Trump Steaks are the world's greatest steaks, and I mean that in every sense of the word.
00:56:32.000 And the Sharper Image is the only store where you can buy them.
00:56:36.000 That's where I buy my meat.
00:56:37.000 Trump Steaks are by far the best-tasting, most flavorful beef you've ever had, truly in a league of their own.
00:56:43.000 Trump's steaks are five-star gourmet, quality that belong in a very, very select category of restaurant, and are certified Angus beef prime.
00:56:53.000 There's nothing better than that.
00:56:55.000 Of all of the beef produced in America, less than one percent qualifies for that category.
00:57:01.000 It's the best of the best.
00:57:04.000 Until now, you could only enjoy steaks of this quality in one of my resort restaurants or America's finest steakhouses.
00:57:11.000 But now, that's changed.
00:57:14.000 Today, through the sharper image, you can enjoy the world's greatest steaks in your own home with family, friends, anytime.
00:57:22.000 Trump's steaks are aged to perfection to provide the ultimate in tenderness and flavor.
00:57:27.000 If you like your steaks, you'll absolutely love Trump steaks.
00:57:31.000 Treat yourself to the very, very best life has to offer.
00:57:35.000 And as a gift, Trump steaks are the best you can give.
00:57:39.000 One bite and you'll know exactly what I'm talking about.
00:57:43.000 And believe me, I understand steaks.
00:57:46.000 It's my favorite food.
00:57:47.000 And these are the best.
00:57:50.000 That was kind of endearing back when he was just a businessman.
00:57:54.000 It's like, oh, that wacky businessman guy.
00:57:55.000 Here he is.
00:57:56.000 It's the Trump guy.
00:57:57.000 It's like there's a guy in India that used to dress all in gold.
00:58:00.000 I know the guy you're talking about.
00:58:02.000 There's something funny about it.
00:58:04.000 He's a character.
00:58:04.000 Oh, it's the Trump guy.
00:58:05.000 Puts his name on everything.
00:58:07.000 But then you become president.
00:58:09.000 What made you kind of cute?
00:58:12.000 Is what makes you terrifying.
00:58:14.000 Yeah.
00:58:14.000 I mean, that's the president.
00:58:16.000 The steak guy is talking about steaks in the exact same way that he's talking about governmental policy.
00:58:20.000 How the fuck does Sharper Image, they sell back massagers.
00:58:23.000 How are they selling the best steaks in the world?
00:58:25.000 There's no place I would rather get my meat than the Sharper Image.
00:58:28.000 I go to Brookstone or Sharper Image.
00:58:30.000 That's my butcher.
00:58:31.000 Not only that, whoever wrote that, that's in need of a second draft, sir.
00:58:36.000 That's a terrible act.
00:58:37.000 Why is it so good?
00:58:39.000 Tell me what they eat.
00:58:40.000 I would push back and say Donald Trump's not a big second draft guy.
00:58:43.000 He's just like, I'm going to say I'm really good and know a lot about it, and let's do this.
00:58:48.000 He's right up there with L. Ron Hubbard when it comes to second drafts.
00:58:50.000 Did you watch The Choice on Frontline during the election?
00:58:55.000 No.
00:58:55.000 It was this amazing documentary about Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and it shows you exactly who they are and why they are the way that they are.
00:59:03.000 Hillary Clinton, who cares at this point?
00:59:06.000 It was so interesting.
00:59:08.000 Basically, he was raised with a father that was extremely harsh, not loving at all.
00:59:12.000 And he found this father figure, this guy Ray Cohn, who was this extremely aggressive lawyer in New York, who was big in the McCarthy era.
00:59:23.000 He was a big prosecutor in the McCarthy communism trials.
00:59:26.000 And Cohn's whole strategy and philosophy was when someone hits you, you hit them back on a level that's so disproportionately out of control that they forget about the thing that you are even talking about.
00:59:38.000 So the example of how he got sued for racial discrimination.
00:59:42.000 He's getting sued for racial discrimination.
00:59:43.000 That's a bad thing.
00:59:44.000 Remember that?
00:59:45.000 And he sued the people that were suing him for $25 million in, like, 1970. So it's like, now the story is, oh...
00:59:54.000 A $25 million suit.
00:59:56.000 Donald Trump suing some poor kid for $25 million.
00:59:58.000 No one's talking about the original thing anymore.
01:00:01.000 They're only looking at this flashy, insane P.T. Barnum level lawsuit.
01:00:06.000 The racial discrimination thing was in regards to housing, right?
01:00:08.000 Yeah.
01:00:08.000 Basically, they were setting up systems where black people and Latinos wouldn't be allowed into Trump housing through weird coded language or something like that.
01:00:22.000 Well, he's definitely a very litigious guy.
01:00:24.000 Oh, yeah.
01:00:25.000 Which is fascinating that this woman who's suing him for sexual harassing or groping or...
01:00:30.000 What is she?
01:00:31.000 What is the exact...
01:00:31.000 It's a Gloria Allred thing.
01:00:34.000 Oh, I don't know the suit that you're talking about.
01:00:35.000 You don't know that scene?
01:00:36.000 Are they still going?
01:00:37.000 No, this is the thing.
01:00:38.000 He just claimed immunity because he's the president.
01:00:40.000 Like, this woman was suing him before, like, she was one of the ones that sued him once he became president, or once he was running.
01:00:47.000 She came out, like, one of the last few that came out.
01:00:50.000 And Gloria Allred was behind her, and everybody goes, oh, I see this coming.
01:00:53.000 Once Gloria Allred's in your corner, you're like, oh, I see what's going on here.
01:00:57.000 Someone's trying to get paid.
01:00:58.000 But, okay, someone's trying to get paid.
01:00:59.000 Trump claims immunity from an apprentice contestant's lawsuit.
01:01:02.000 Somebody's trying to get paid.
01:01:03.000 That's a fair...
01:01:04.000 I can see that argument.
01:01:06.000 The other argument would be, he's about to become the president, so a person who he's violated, who was willing to let it go when he was just some weird guy selling steaks for the Sharper Image, is now like, I'm not going to let this monster become the president.
01:01:19.000 Well, you could look at it that way.
01:01:21.000 But what did he do?
01:01:23.000 Oh, I have no idea.
01:01:24.000 But her claim, she's been pretty open about her claim, he made a pass at her.
01:01:29.000 Yeah, right.
01:01:29.000 That's really it.
01:01:30.000 Yeah.
01:01:30.000 So it's not really, like, what it constitutes, it's not, you're not talking about something monstrous.
01:01:38.000 No, I'm not talking about it.
01:01:39.000 But in this case, the Gloria Allred thing, like, you know, Gloria Allred, like, if I was a woman, and something was going down like that, or I wanted to get paid, That's who I'd go to.
01:01:50.000 That's her thing, right?
01:01:51.000 There was some article written about how many cases of hers actually go to trial and how many get settled.
01:01:58.000 She's a settlement person.
01:02:00.000 You ever been sued?
01:02:01.000 No.
01:02:02.000 You?
01:02:02.000 Yeah, close.
01:02:03.000 What about?
01:02:05.000 A line in my book.
01:02:07.000 Oh.
01:02:08.000 And it is...
01:02:10.000 You realize immediately that...
01:02:13.000 It was a stupid line.
01:02:14.000 And one that if I had had hindsight, I just never would have put it in.
01:02:18.000 And the person was right to be upset.
01:02:21.000 And...
01:02:22.000 But then you realize very quickly that this is poker.
01:02:27.000 We're just playing poker.
01:02:28.000 Like, it costs so much money for you to go to trial and defend yourself.
01:02:32.000 Even if you felt like you did nothing wrong, which in this case, you know, I probably wouldn't have even made that claim.
01:02:38.000 I mean, the thing about writing a memoir is it's all, like, these, like, wisps of memory, you know, and you're just, like, grabbing at stuff and throwing it in and, like...
01:02:45.000 It's almost like you have to write the first one in order to realize, oh, here are the responsible ways to do this.
01:02:49.000 You can't just grab memories thinking that all of your memories belong to you because other people are in them.
01:02:54.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:02:55.000 So, anyway...
01:02:58.000 Basically, it's like you could defend yourself.
01:03:00.000 Maybe you have a defense.
01:03:01.000 It would cost you $200,000.
01:03:02.000 Or you could settle.
01:03:04.000 That's why I no longer buy this idea that if you settle, that's an implication of guilt.
01:03:09.000 That's complete bullshit.
01:03:10.000 Anybody that's been sued is realizing the reality that you could fight for your honor and it'll cost you double the amount for you to just say, here's some money.
01:03:18.000 I know a bunch of people that have been sued and settled when they were absolutely 100% innocent.
01:03:23.000 And they actually passed a rule at the UFC where you're not allowed to take pictures choking people because of it.
01:03:29.000 Because people would ask, like, hey, Chuck Liddell, come choke me.
01:03:32.000 And I would take a picture, you put me in a rear naked choke.
01:03:34.000 Well, both Chuck Liddell and Matt Hughes were sued.
01:03:37.000 Chuck Liddell wound up settling, and he absolutely didn't do anything wrong, but this guy had a picture of him getting choked, and he says, look, this guy hurt me.
01:03:44.000 He's a killer.
01:03:45.000 He hurt me.
01:03:46.000 Here's the picture.
01:03:47.000 Oh, pretty cut and dry here.
01:03:48.000 And the other one was Matt Hughes.
01:03:50.000 Same thing.
01:03:50.000 This guy wanted Matt Hughes to choke him, so Matt Hughes choked him, and this guy wound up suing him.
01:03:55.000 Then they do an investigation on the guy, and they go into it, and they find out that this guy is a corrupt cop.
01:04:00.000 So the guy winds up going to jail.
01:04:03.000 For being a corrupt cop.
01:04:04.000 Hilarious.
01:04:05.000 He started this whole cascade that eventually wound up with him being in jail.
01:04:09.000 Yeah, I mean people are...
01:04:10.000 Litigiousness is a monster of our age.
01:04:13.000 Because it works.
01:04:14.000 Yeah, it works really well.
01:04:15.000 A company that I'm part of got sued recently.
01:04:18.000 Some weird, funky patent lawsuit.
01:04:20.000 Like, oh, what do we do here?
01:04:21.000 And it was one of those things where if you settle, you get this amount.
01:04:26.000 You know, you give them this amount.
01:04:28.000 If you go to trial, it's going to cost you in legal fees three times that, even if you win.
01:04:31.000 What's Chuck Liddell supposed to do?
01:04:33.000 Yeah.
01:04:33.000 You know, okay, Chuck, you could defend yourself and maybe win.
01:04:37.000 You could spend $250,000 and maybe win, even though you're right.
01:04:40.000 Or you could...
01:04:42.000 Write this guy a check for $20,000 and never think about it again.
01:04:44.000 It's like, I get that.
01:04:46.000 What's weird about Trump being so litigious is that the Republicans were the ones that made it almost impossible to sue people.
01:04:52.000 That's their whole thing.
01:04:54.000 You saw that Hot Coffee documentary?
01:04:55.000 Yes.
01:04:56.000 So fucking good, right?
01:04:57.000 Yes.
01:04:57.000 And that was a Republican talking point.
01:04:59.000 It's like we have to start with tort reform, tort reform.
01:05:01.000 And then all of a sudden, they were all about these meaningless and frivolous lawsuits.
01:05:06.000 That's a big talking point in the GOP. And all of a sudden, now Trump is like the most suingest motherfucker that's ever, ever touched anything.
01:05:12.000 Would you hear him talk about it during the run for president?
01:05:17.000 He was talking about people writing things about you that aren't true.
01:05:21.000 And we're going to change the laws.
01:05:22.000 We're going to change the laws so we can go after those people.
01:05:25.000 Is Harvey Fierstein or Trump that you're doing right now?
01:05:28.000 That was Trump.
01:05:29.000 It's just not good.
01:05:30.000 No, Harvey Fierstein.
01:05:31.000 Maybe that was too deep of a cut.
01:05:33.000 I was trying to...
01:05:34.000 Nobody won.
01:05:35.000 That would be more like this!
01:05:36.000 Yeah, there you go.
01:05:38.000 I just don't do a good Trump.
01:05:40.000 There's some noises I can't make.
01:05:41.000 I just can't make that noise.
01:05:43.000 Good for you.
01:05:43.000 That speaks well to your spirit.
01:05:45.000 Does it?
01:05:45.000 That you can't find that.
01:05:45.000 But I can do Mike Tyson.
01:05:47.000 You're good at Tyson?
01:05:48.000 I can do it pretty good.
01:05:49.000 Oh, that's good.
01:05:49.000 It's not difficult.
01:05:51.000 I got Stephen Hawking and I got the movie phone guy.
01:05:54.000 Those are the two.
01:05:54.000 That's it.
01:05:55.000 That's all I got.
01:05:56.000 Welcome to movie phone.
01:05:58.000 People don't even know what movie phone is anymore.
01:06:00.000 I know.
01:06:00.000 There's no point.
01:06:00.000 Yeah, one of my impressions is defunct.
01:06:03.000 He goes, Hello and welcome to movie phone.
01:06:06.000 Brought to you by 106.1 KMEL Jams.
01:06:09.000 If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press one now.
01:06:13.000 Yeah, that used to be the thing.
01:06:14.000 That's how we found out where the movies are played and what the times were.
01:06:18.000 Phones used to be so connected to the internet.
01:06:20.000 You ever study hacking?
01:06:21.000 Yeah.
01:06:22.000 It's like all of the original hackers, like these really scary hackers.
01:06:26.000 Yeah, the phone freaks.
01:06:27.000 What they were doing was not even interesting anymore.
01:06:30.000 Yeah.
01:06:30.000 Like Captain Crunch, you know about that guy?
01:06:32.000 Yes.
01:06:33.000 Interesting dude.
01:06:34.000 I knew that dude.
01:06:35.000 Really?
01:06:35.000 When I was a little boy.
01:06:36.000 Well, explain who he is.
01:06:37.000 Well, so Captain Crunch was one of the first phone freak hackers, and the thing that he did is he found a whistle in a Captain Crunch box, and he found that it had the tonality that if you play it into the phone, like...
01:06:48.000 Whatever the tones that the phone was hearing were similar to the dial tones that would connect people to long distance.
01:06:54.000 So he could get free long distance.
01:06:55.000 Now kids, this is when long distance cost money.
01:06:58.000 Yeah, I remember that.
01:06:59.000 He was one of the first dudes that was doing that.
01:07:01.000 He was a legend.
01:07:02.000 So I met him.
01:07:04.000 When I was a big raver when I was a kid I was like big time like I spent like most of my teenage years in San Francisco raves and I started going on 16 and Captain Crunch was like 70 and he was at every rave I mean every single rave and he was 70 he was old and it was like funny because he was just doing ecstasy and partying big time no teeth in front of the speakers like speaker freak like you now he was a phone freak then he became a speaker freak So he's blowing his ears out.
01:07:33.000 Just like sitting there, full beard, like no teeth, little shorts.
01:07:37.000 And I was like 16 and he- There he is.
01:07:39.000 There he is, yeah.
01:07:41.000 Wow.
01:07:41.000 He said to me- It looks like a guy who does a lot of ecstasy.
01:07:45.000 Oh yeah, he's done it all.
01:07:46.000 So that dude was like, do you need a job to me?
01:07:49.000 Because I was a cute young boy.
01:07:51.000 You want to fuck you, you think?
01:07:52.000 I don't know if he wanted to fuck me.
01:07:53.000 I've been sued before, so I have no opinion on that.
01:07:55.000 But I do know that he said...
01:07:57.000 I do know that he...
01:07:58.000 I was like, hell yeah, I want a job.
01:08:00.000 And he's like, great.
01:08:00.000 It starts with a bodywork session at my house in Mill Valley.
01:08:03.000 And I was like, I'm good.
01:08:05.000 I'm good, Crunch.
01:08:06.000 Who has to deliver the bodywork?
01:08:08.000 He's the guy.
01:08:09.000 I mean, basically it was...
01:08:11.000 It starts with a bodywork session.
01:08:13.000 You ever had a job like that?
01:08:15.000 You meet them at a rave.
01:08:16.000 They're a 70-year-old man you meet at a rave.
01:08:18.000 They do a bodywork session.
01:08:18.000 That sounds normal.
01:08:19.000 I don't understand what you're...
01:08:20.000 No, it's legit.
01:08:21.000 What are you going on about?
01:08:23.000 How weird.
01:08:24.000 That was a hard pass from me.
01:08:26.000 Hard pass.
01:08:27.000 How many people said yes to that?
01:08:28.000 I guess that's one of those pitches, you know...
01:08:30.000 Yeah, or try it enough times.
01:08:31.000 You throw it at 100 people, and every now and then...
01:08:34.000 Yeah, it's like...
01:08:36.000 Over the bleachers!
01:08:38.000 I'm sure he's thinking in baseball metaphors.
01:08:40.000 Yeah.
01:08:41.000 I wonder.
01:08:42.000 That's a weird fucking choice.
01:08:43.000 That was very interesting.
01:08:45.000 To me, thank God, I was, like, aware enough that it was very transparent.
01:08:48.000 Maybe if he'd...
01:08:49.000 You know, when you're young, sometimes things that are very transparent are not transparent at all.
01:08:53.000 You're like...
01:08:53.000 Oh, okay.
01:08:54.000 Cool.
01:08:55.000 I guess I'll do that.
01:08:56.000 Oh, yeah.
01:08:57.000 Yeah.
01:08:57.000 I almost got, when I was maybe seven or eight, probably eight, I almost got scooped up by a child molester because of that.
01:09:06.000 I almost did, too.
01:09:07.000 What happened with you?
01:09:08.000 I want to hear yours.
01:09:09.000 I was in a library.
01:09:10.000 I used to like monster books.
01:09:12.000 I was really into monsters.
01:09:13.000 I was really into, like, Dracula.
01:09:15.000 The guy's like, hey, kid, you like monsters?
01:09:17.000 Well, I was, yeah.
01:09:19.000 Right?
01:09:20.000 Yeah.
01:09:20.000 I was looking through this section, this horror section of this library, and this guy came up to me and he said, do you like books about monsters?
01:09:29.000 I said, yeah, yeah.
01:09:31.000 And he goes, I've got some really good ones in my car.
01:09:32.000 Do you want to see them?
01:09:33.000 I was like, okay.
01:09:34.000 I was like eight.
01:09:35.000 I was a total latchkey kid.
01:09:36.000 My parents just opened the door and just out I went.
01:09:39.000 They worked.
01:09:40.000 You get home from school.
01:09:42.000 And you basically were at the mercy of society.
01:09:45.000 And I lived in San Francisco, so it's like...
01:09:48.000 Is that where you're from?
01:09:49.000 I was born in New Jersey, and we moved to San Francisco when I was seven.
01:09:52.000 That's interesting.
01:09:53.000 We have a lot of parallels.
01:09:55.000 Interesting.
01:09:55.000 I'm from Oakland.
01:09:56.000 Do you know that?
01:09:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:09:58.000 But same thing.
01:09:59.000 I was in a parking lot, actually, in the car, and my grandma went in to go shopping with my brother, and this dude came to the window and was like, do you want to come with me?
01:10:07.000 I'll give you a bicycle.
01:10:08.000 And thank God I'm Jewish, because I was like, okay, I'll take the bicycle, but I don't actually ride a bike.
01:10:13.000 I need training wheels.
01:10:14.000 Actually, my brother needs a bike, too.
01:10:16.000 I swear to God, I started negotiating with the guy.
01:10:18.000 I was trying to get more bicycle for my bucks.
01:10:21.000 That's hilarious.
01:10:22.000 And then by the time I was done talking to the guy, my grandma came out and chased the guy away.
01:10:27.000 So, if it wasn't for these negotiation skills, I'd be in a sex dungeon right now.
01:10:32.000 Yeah, you were annoying.
01:10:33.000 You annoyed the guy away from you.
01:10:34.000 That's hilarious.
01:10:35.000 Even a child molester's like, you know what?
01:10:39.000 Forget it.
01:10:39.000 You can keep it.
01:10:41.000 I was on my way out the door with this guy.
01:10:43.000 Crazy.
01:10:43.000 And the lady who worked the counter at the library, the librarian, screamed at, Joseph, you get away from that man.
01:10:51.000 He just got out of jail.
01:10:53.000 Jesus.
01:10:53.000 And the guy ran.
01:10:54.000 He ran.
01:10:55.000 And I started crying.
01:10:57.000 Crying, just crying and crying.
01:10:59.000 The Joe Rogan experience could have been so different.
01:11:02.000 Yeah, man.
01:11:03.000 Probably could have been dead.
01:11:05.000 Yeah, it's insane.
01:11:05.000 I mean, who knows?
01:11:06.000 If the guy just got out of jail, he probably didn't want to go back to jail again.
01:11:08.000 Dude, yeah, those little minutes and seconds between you and, like, the most dastardly thing.
01:11:14.000 Well, not only that, this is 1970-whatever it was.
01:11:17.000 Like, good luck catching that guy.
01:11:19.000 Yeah.
01:11:20.000 Have you ever almost died?
01:11:22.000 I don't think so.
01:11:23.000 What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
01:11:25.000 Oh, Jesus.
01:11:26.000 I don't know.
01:11:27.000 Fight?
01:11:28.000 Yeah, fight.
01:11:29.000 You can die in a fight.
01:11:30.000 Drive safe?
01:11:31.000 Or drive unsafe?
01:11:32.000 Yeah.
01:11:32.000 I remember I was a kid, and we were always exploring places to go smoke weed.
01:11:40.000 I was like, when you're young, maybe it's different now, now that weed's legal, but when you're young and weed was illegal, it was like you always were looking for these cubbies to smoke weed in.
01:11:49.000 And so you'll appreciate this as a Bay Area guy.
01:11:52.000 Somebody found this chain link area that you could get over and get onto the BART tracks where you would go.
01:12:01.000 I've been in the BART tracks before because I was a graffiti writer when I was a kid.
01:12:04.000 And so we would sneak down there.
01:12:05.000 But this was like a very narrow, like with just a foot long walkway.
01:12:10.000 And somebody said that there was like a room inside of the tunnel that was between Oakland and Contra Costa County.
01:12:17.000 That there was this little, I don't know how they knew that, but like a little antechamber.
01:12:20.000 We were always like looking for antechambers too.
01:12:22.000 Like there was another one that was like a sewer tunnel in Oakland in Rockridge that I could show somebody where it is right now.
01:12:28.000 But it's basically you go down and we would bring flashlights and hairspray and lighters so that we could like torch spiders if we saw them.
01:12:34.000 And there was a little antechamber there too.
01:12:36.000 What is an antechamber?
01:12:38.000 Like a little room inside of a tunnel.
01:12:41.000 I don't know why it was there, but there was this little sewer room in there that this guy Frohawk lived in.
01:12:46.000 And he was like a black punk rocker.
01:12:48.000 He lived there?
01:12:49.000 He did.
01:12:50.000 He lived on a lawn, like a pool folding chair down there.
01:12:56.000 I slept there one night, actually.
01:12:58.000 But anyway, do you not relate to that?
01:13:01.000 You and your friends are always looking for a weird place to do ill.
01:13:06.000 Explore.
01:13:07.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:13:08.000 Kids love to do that kind of shit.
01:13:08.000 Yeah.
01:13:09.000 So we were in there, and I was like...
01:13:12.000 I was kind of chubby when I was a kid.
01:13:13.000 So they made me go at the back...
01:13:15.000 It was like a one-person walkway to get to the room in the middle of the tunnel.
01:13:19.000 Not the sewer tunnel, but now the BART train tunnel.
01:13:22.000 And we're on this little one-foot walkway, and...
01:13:27.000 I was at the back of the line and we were walking toward the room and of course we would get into the tunnel and we could feel all of a sudden like the air got hot and sucked out of the tunnel and it was like uh oh and you could hear that little like beep [...
01:13:44.000 and it was like, it was so close to us, I can't, my memory, I don't know if my memory is accurate, but my memory is that it was like, I mean, as close as this mic is to me, it's just like, foof, [...
01:14:04.000 I remember they pulled the, like, the train stopped in the tunnel.
01:14:07.000 Maybe they saw us or something.
01:14:09.000 And somehow it stopped.
01:14:11.000 I don't know.
01:14:12.000 Maybe that's not an accurate memory, but I feel like, yes, the train stopped and I know that...
01:14:18.000 The people at the front of the line screamed, turn around, and like, run.
01:14:23.000 But now, all of a sudden, fat Moshe, young fat Moshe, YFM, is at the front of the line, right?
01:14:29.000 And it's like a sort of stand-by-me situation, because I'm like, chubby-ass, like, and there's all this wind coming at me, because the wind has all been pushed by the train.
01:14:37.000 So I'm like trying to run from the train conductor, and they're screaming, all my friends, like, run, run, run, you fat motherfucker, run!
01:14:45.000 It was one of the worst, scariest, craziest experiences.
01:14:49.000 And then the train finally pulled off, and we hopped back over, like shaking.
01:14:54.000 We smoked weed just in public.
01:14:57.000 We're like, fuck it.
01:14:57.000 We don't need to explore.
01:14:58.000 We don't need to go to the caverns.
01:15:00.000 Me and a buddy of mine in high school hopped on the back of the T in Boston.
01:15:06.000 You know, the public transport.
01:15:08.000 It's a train, essentially.
01:15:10.000 It stopped and we jumped onto the tracks and climbed onto the back and rode it.
01:15:15.000 We train surfed.
01:15:17.000 I've done that not on a train, but on the buses, the AC Transit buses, there was a trick where you could grab the...
01:15:24.000 There used to be like a handle on the back of the bus and you put your feet on the bumper and basically ride it like you were an illegal immigrant or something.
01:15:33.000 We would just do that for fun from once if you want to take like one stop or whatever it was so scary So it was so stupid.
01:15:39.000 It's like the risk of like falling off of that thing was so dumb You were on top of it.
01:15:44.000 No, we were on the back.
01:15:45.000 Oh, just holding on just like yeah Yeah, it's so crazy standing on something and holding on to something but it wasn't a good grip It wasn't you know, and if there was anything that really bumped you not that it would on a train But if it did most likely I would have let go I mean It was fun though.
01:16:00.000 Being young was very fun.
01:16:01.000 Stupid.
01:16:02.000 Being stupid was fun.
01:16:03.000 It's just amazing when you think about how many times things like that happened.
01:16:06.000 You go, oh yeah, there was that time.
01:16:08.000 Like you asked me, did I do anything dangerous?
01:16:10.000 I'm like, hmm, let me think.
01:16:11.000 And you have to go over these things.
01:16:13.000 Yeah.
01:16:14.000 Like you did a lot of stupid shit.
01:16:15.000 A lot of climbing things you shouldn't have climbed.
01:16:17.000 Oh yeah, for sure.
01:16:19.000 Yeah.
01:16:19.000 We started a fire once in a warehouse.
01:16:23.000 I remember once we found this chemical in a...
01:16:26.000 Somebody broke into a car and found all this chemical.
01:16:29.000 I don't know what it was, but it was some volatile, flammable chemical.
01:16:34.000 And there was this cement slide at the elementary school in the neighborhood that we lived in.
01:16:39.000 And so we poured the chemical down the slide and lit it on fire.
01:16:43.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:16:46.000 Not familiar with the concept of explosives.
01:16:48.000 But there was a wall of flame.
01:16:50.000 I don't know what it was, but it was so big that we were...
01:16:53.000 I think we were on acid.
01:16:55.000 And we were in the...
01:16:56.000 After this big old wall of sliding flame, like...
01:16:59.000 We were chilling out in this place, the grassy field, up above there.
01:17:04.000 And the cops came.
01:17:06.000 And they were like, we've heard reports that there's someone playing with a flamethrower.
01:17:09.000 I remember we just laughed so much at these cops.
01:17:13.000 Anyway, that was a good memory.
01:17:15.000 Well, we were lighting bottle rockets in this field, and one of the bottle rockets ignited some grass.
01:17:22.000 And I stomped on some of the grass, but then it started out real small, like a laptop-sized fire, you know?
01:17:29.000 Stomped on it, but it just kept going.
01:17:30.000 It's going left and right, and then you try to circle around, but then the side of it gets bigger, and then you can't catch it.
01:17:36.000 And then it got to the point where we're like, oh fuck, I can't do this.
01:17:39.000 I can't stomp this out.
01:17:40.000 And then it's whoosh, and then it became a fire.
01:17:45.000 That's scary.
01:17:45.000 Yeah, we were like 13. And we ran, and we got to the street.
01:17:50.000 Right when we got to the street, just dumb luck, a cop was there.
01:17:52.000 We just gave it up right away.
01:17:54.000 We accidentally started a fire.
01:17:56.000 And the cop was like, get the fuck out of here.
01:17:58.000 And we ran.
01:17:58.000 And we ran.
01:17:59.000 And then the fire truck came.
01:18:01.000 And then we assessed it the next day.
01:18:02.000 We went by.
01:18:03.000 We didn't go anywhere near it.
01:18:04.000 We were just hoping and praying.
01:18:06.000 Like, to this day my parents don't know I did it.
01:18:07.000 But hoping and praying that nobody died and that, you know, we didn't go to jail.
01:18:12.000 So we didn't tell anybody about it.
01:18:14.000 And then we went the next day and it was just this massive surface area of fire.
01:18:18.000 Everything was black, this enormous field, like several football fields sized.
01:18:24.000 That's really scary.
01:18:26.000 I remember that we were once...
01:18:30.000 Out in, we were all in mushrooms.
01:18:32.000 I remember this.
01:18:33.000 This is all when I'm like 13, by the way.
01:18:35.000 Jesus Christ.
01:18:36.000 I mean, that's the problem.
01:18:37.000 That's why I got sober so young.
01:18:38.000 You're a bad example, though, for someone who uses drugs as like, well, if you do drugs, it fucks your brain up.
01:18:44.000 Because look, you're very smart.
01:18:46.000 Did a lot of acid, did a lot of mushrooms.
01:18:49.000 Yeah, I loved it.
01:18:50.000 Dude, I loved it.
01:18:51.000 We talked about it last time I was here, how much I fondly remember psychedelics.
01:18:56.000 Anyway.
01:18:57.000 But you're sober because of other things?
01:19:00.000 No, you know, in reality, I think we talked about this last time, but in reality, it's like, now that I look back, you know, especially writing that book, the book covers all this stuff, all these like wayward youth stories, all these insane, it's called Casher in the Rye, in case anybody wants it.
01:19:13.000 I'm very proud of it.
01:19:14.000 But it's like, once I wrote that book, I realized I was a wild kid, just like you, or maybe wilder than when you were really young, but I was a wild kid with a lot of behavioral issues, a lot of mental health stuff going on, not like...
01:19:30.000 Not, like, chronic and systemic, but, like, circumstantial, you know?
01:19:35.000 And I spent a lot of time thinking of myself as, like, an alcoholic, and I don't know if I even believe that that...
01:19:43.000 I don't even know if I believe in that label any longer, but...
01:19:46.000 You don't believe in the label alcohol?
01:19:48.000 Let's talk about this afterwards.
01:19:49.000 I mean, well, basically, I don't know...
01:19:53.000 Basically...
01:19:54.000 It has nothing to do...
01:19:56.000 People always want to ask you that.
01:19:57.000 I go, oh, I got sober when I was 15. They go, oh, crazy, what were you doing?
01:20:00.000 And it's like, then the answer is always very embarrassing.
01:20:03.000 It's like, nothing.
01:20:04.000 Acid, pot, drinking.
01:20:05.000 And now I realize, like, it's not really embarrassing, because the only reason it's embarrassing is because I've been, like...
01:20:12.000 I want to say heroin.
01:20:14.000 So the people will go, oh, I acknowledge that that's legitimate.
01:20:17.000 But I don't have that story.
01:20:19.000 That's not the truth.
01:20:20.000 The truth is, really, the question is, why did you get sober?
01:20:24.000 And the answer probably would be because I was a juvenile delinquent, and that was the way out that I found at the time.
01:20:29.000 And I probably could take mushrooms now and be fine.
01:20:33.000 But I don't know.
01:20:34.000 That's interesting.
01:20:36.000 That's really interesting.
01:20:37.000 So, do you ever think about exploring it?
01:20:40.000 Definitely.
01:20:41.000 Yeah.
01:20:42.000 We did talk about this last time.
01:20:44.000 Definitely I do.
01:20:45.000 But what keeps you from doing that?
01:20:47.000 Is it this distinction that you have where you're a sober person?
01:20:51.000 For sure there's that membrane.
01:20:53.000 I think about that a lot.
01:20:54.000 This membrane.
01:20:54.000 You are either you are or you are not.
01:20:58.000 Right.
01:20:59.000 And that's part of it.
01:21:00.000 Part of it is a harm reduction best practices type of thing.
01:21:04.000 It's like everything's good.
01:21:06.000 I know a lot of drug addicts.
01:21:08.000 I know a lot of people that use drugs and have great experiences, right?
01:21:11.000 But I know a lot of people that got sober and thought, oh, I'll try again, and then they're all fucked up.
01:21:16.000 Right.
01:21:16.000 I don't necessarily think that would be me, but I do know that.
01:21:20.000 And finally, I just, yeah, I guess I worry about just habituating.
01:21:27.000 But, I mean, it hasn't affected you.
01:21:29.000 It seems to have affected you in the opposite way.
01:21:32.000 Yeah.
01:21:32.000 You're better.
01:21:34.000 But everybody's different.
01:21:35.000 Yeah, everybody is different.
01:21:36.000 And what I... I'm not doing coke.
01:21:39.000 I'm not doing meth.
01:21:40.000 There's no argument for meth or coke.
01:21:42.000 I mean, maybe even...
01:21:43.000 I mean, there's no argument for meth, period.
01:21:44.000 That just doesn't...
01:21:45.000 It doesn't...
01:21:47.000 It's not going to expand your mind.
01:21:48.000 Although I guess there's an argument for Adderall.
01:21:51.000 Yes.
01:21:51.000 If you want to sit down and write a script over a weekend, there is an argument to be made for that.
01:21:55.000 Might be a bullshit script about cleaning.
01:21:57.000 Yeah.
01:21:59.000 A script about organizing your underwear based on color.
01:22:03.000 Drugs are weird, man.
01:22:04.000 I mean, I'm a big drug advocate.
01:22:06.000 Big time.
01:22:07.000 I'm not...
01:22:08.000 I think that they're powerful and necessary.
01:22:12.000 And I want...
01:22:13.000 I want...
01:22:15.000 Psychedelic experiences.
01:22:16.000 Well, I've had them, but I had them...
01:22:17.000 I always say, like, the funny part about taking mind-expanding drugs when you're 12 years old is that there's very little mind upon which to expand, you know?
01:22:25.000 You're, like, doing these things that are, like, Ram Dass-esque, like, you know, deep diving into the fractal pool of existential reality, and there's nothing there.
01:22:34.000 You're just, like...
01:22:35.000 It's a weird experience.
01:22:37.000 Like, you're having these freak-outs, and you know your mind is bursting open, but, uh...
01:22:43.000 I certainly wish, I would like the experience of trying that with an adult brain.
01:22:47.000 Maybe it would be worse.
01:22:49.000 Maybe, but I doubt it.
01:22:50.000 I don't know.
01:22:51.000 I mean, I think that what drugs do, what any drug does, is it alters your brain chemistry, right?
01:22:58.000 And everybody's brain chemistry is different.
01:23:00.000 So some people could use a cup of coffee.
01:23:03.000 Right.
01:23:03.000 And some people, it freaks them out.
01:23:05.000 And some people could use some pot.
01:23:07.000 And some people just...
01:23:08.000 There's a lot of people that I know that they just go into deep, paranoid fits if they get involved with marijuana in any way, shape, or form.
01:23:15.000 Right.
01:23:16.000 Whereas I kind of like that self-exploratory and examination aspect of it because I think...
01:23:21.000 I think it's far too easy to be cocky.
01:23:23.000 It's far too easy to not be introspective or that paranoid feeling.
01:23:28.000 I think it just it forces your brain to examine all these perhaps uncomfortable truths.
01:23:33.000 You're saying you like the paranoia aspect of weed.
01:23:36.000 I think it's beneficial.
01:23:37.000 That's really interesting.
01:23:38.000 I've never heard that before.
01:23:39.000 I think it's beneficial because I think what you're paranoid of When you're paranoid, unless you're thinking the government's spying on you.
01:23:46.000 Like, I know a buddy who was a big-time pothead, and he started thinking that the government was waiting outside of his house with a car, and they were watching him constantly everywhere he went.
01:23:55.000 And as soon as he left, they would come out of the bushes.
01:23:57.000 Like, he got a little crazy.
01:23:58.000 Right.
01:23:58.000 But I think he had his own issues.
01:24:00.000 Yeah.
01:24:00.000 And he was also dealing with his dad was dying.
01:24:02.000 There was a lot going on.
01:24:04.000 Well, that's one of the weird parts of drugs is that, and I don't think that I have this, you obviously don't, but one of the weird things about drugs is if you have latent mental illness and you get into your brain and you pour a chemical on it, it'll unlaten itself, you know?
01:24:18.000 The dragon will uncoil and make itself known.
01:24:21.000 I don't think that's, I'm not worried about that for me, but I think that is interesting.
01:24:24.000 I've seen that a lot, like a dude's like 25 and it's like, oh, I think I'll try, start trying psychedelics or weed and It just goes in there and it's like, oh, you didn't know you had that.
01:24:33.000 Not that they wouldn't have had that experience anyway, but it's definitely an incidental onset of mental illness.
01:24:39.000 Yeah, there was a study they did about the correlation between marijuana and schizophrenia because a lot of people have tried to connect marijuana schizophrenia and what they found is essentially the numbers are stable.
01:24:50.000 It's 1%.
01:24:51.000 It's 1% across the board.
01:24:52.000 So it's 1% that Yeah.
01:25:03.000 Yeah.
01:25:09.000 That's the scariest thing.
01:25:11.000 I have a brother who's schizophrenic.
01:25:13.000 And it's like the scariest thing ever.
01:25:15.000 Regular kid.
01:25:16.000 Totally regular, sweet person.
01:25:18.000 And then all of a sudden one day it was like, are you okay?
01:25:20.000 And then a couple years later it's like, oh, you are done.
01:25:25.000 Your brain is cooked.
01:25:26.000 And what happens?
01:25:29.000 Well, he was in New York, so I didn't see the entire uncoiling, but it's basically, you know, it starts weird and gets weirder.
01:25:37.000 And then at a certain point, you're like, oh, you're a different human being.
01:25:40.000 Like, you just, you know, giggling to himself, smirking, weird outbursts, just scary, scary stuff.
01:25:46.000 And it's like your brain turns on you.
01:25:48.000 And there's no...
01:25:50.000 I mean, it happened around when my dad died, so sometimes I think to myself, like, oh, maybe that was it.
01:25:55.000 Maybe, you know, in the same way you pour weed on it, maybe you pour trauma on it, because trauma is a brain chemistry buster, too.
01:26:02.000 100%.
01:26:03.000 And so, I think that probably, like, popped the scab open or whatever that was in his brain, but...
01:26:09.000 Yeah, a year later it was like, oh, you're a different person.
01:26:11.000 You don't have the same personality.
01:26:13.000 It just shows you how much of you is just brain chemistry and how lucky you are.
01:26:20.000 In the same way you're lucky not to get kidnapped by a monster at the library, you're also lucky that the monster wasn't living inside your brain.
01:26:28.000 Yeah.
01:26:29.000 Me too.
01:26:30.000 Well, there's all sorts of different kinds of mental illnesses, you know?
01:26:35.000 I'm sure I've got a few.
01:26:37.000 It's like whether or not they're beneficial.
01:26:39.000 That's the other thing.
01:26:40.000 I was talking to Michael Irvin once, the football player, and he was describing to me what happens to someone's brain when they're in the womb when the mother experiences violence.
01:26:50.000 The mother experiences any sort of violence or really bad neighborhoods or around traumatic situations that it It elevates the fight or flight response in the baby.
01:27:01.000 So kids come out of the womb like predetermined to overreact to violent situations or dangerous situations.
01:27:09.000 I definitely think I have that.
01:27:11.000 That's interesting.
01:27:12.000 I ramp up way too quick.
01:27:14.000 I calm myself, and I'm very aware of it, so I control it, and I know what it is.
01:27:21.000 But if something goes on, I hit red line immediately, where it goes from zero to 100 miles an hour in a second.
01:27:32.000 And that's not usually manageable.
01:27:34.000 Right.
01:27:35.000 I mean, maybe that's a link to our earlier conversation about the patriarchy.
01:27:41.000 I mean, if you can pass on incidental trauma to a child because the mom is experiencing violence, if a woman is living in the infrastructural...
01:27:52.000 2,700,000 layers deep of infrastructural oppression, then it stands to figure that a female child is born with a little bit of that trauma, too, and a little bit of DNA-based, like, maybe I won't fight that fight,
01:28:08.000 or maybe I won't Maybe I won't be a loud broad or maybe I won't, you know, argue because that's not feminine or, you know what I'm saying?
01:28:16.000 And so all of that in, you know, trauma, intergenerational trauma, which has been studied and proven, right, is maybe in every woman that you've ever met.
01:28:26.000 Yeah.
01:28:27.000 Oh, no doubt about it.
01:28:28.000 I mean, I think all of us have some form of programming.
01:28:31.000 I mean, have you ever been around a kid who has an overly oppressive dad, you know, and they're handicapped by it.
01:28:38.000 Literally, like, whether it's a boy or a girl, their life is affected by this overbearing person who's constantly engaging in manipulation and control of their reality.
01:28:50.000 Yep.
01:28:51.000 That's what you get when you...
01:28:52.000 You ever had a...
01:28:52.000 I'm sure you've had a friend that's a drug addict.
01:28:54.000 Yeah.
01:28:54.000 The most tempting thought in the world when you have a friend that's a drug addict is just like, why don't you just stop?
01:28:59.000 Just stop doing that.
01:29:01.000 Stop it.
01:29:02.000 It seems so stoppable because it's so selfish and so like...
01:29:06.000 Obviously the wrong thing to do and you're over here doing the right thing with such ease.
01:29:11.000 And what having my brother's mental illness, my younger brother, it made me realize is like you actually have the same thought when there's a mentally ill person.
01:29:19.000 It's just with the next reality is like, oh, he really can't.
01:29:23.000 It makes everything clearer, right?
01:29:25.000 Like sickness, cancer, you don't say to the person, stop, because you're just like, oh, you can't.
01:29:31.000 Mental illness, you say stop, but then you realize you can't.
01:29:34.000 Drug addiction, which is kind of a mental illness, you say stop, and it seems seductive to believe that they could stop.
01:29:39.000 And if you could really be compassionate and say, oh, he can't, that's like compassion nirvana.
01:29:46.000 And you can take it to another place, too, with gambling.
01:29:50.000 It's really the same thing.
01:29:51.000 It's a manipulation of human neurochemistry.
01:29:54.000 Somehow or another, betting money on things gives you that charge that you can't escape the grip of it.
01:30:01.000 There's a lot of people that are really, really addicted to gambling.
01:30:04.000 I've seen it.
01:30:05.000 It's crazy.
01:30:05.000 Which is really crazy that the government has fucking legalized gambling everywhere at gas stations.
01:30:10.000 Right.
01:30:10.000 Those goddamn scratch tickets are nothing more than legalized gambling.
01:30:13.000 Right.
01:30:14.000 Lottery, legalized gambling.
01:30:15.000 You're not anti-gambling, though.
01:30:17.000 I mean, I'm for it.
01:30:18.000 I enjoy it.
01:30:19.000 Yeah.
01:30:20.000 I mean, I don't do it a lot, but before I worked for the UFC, I used to bet on fights all the time.
01:30:25.000 Oh, really?
01:30:25.000 Yeah.
01:30:25.000 But you don't have the bug.
01:30:28.000 No.
01:30:28.000 No, I don't have the bug.
01:30:30.000 I used to enjoy betting on pool, too.
01:30:32.000 I used to play pool a lot, and I would gamble on pool games.
01:30:34.000 But it just made it more thrilling.
01:30:36.000 I never got addicted to it.
01:30:37.000 But you do...
01:30:40.000 You run the risk.
01:30:41.000 You run the risk.
01:30:43.000 You run the risk of getting caught up in it.
01:30:44.000 Maybe to a lesser extent than someone who has an issue.
01:30:46.000 Right.
01:30:47.000 People seem to have inherent issues with it.
01:30:49.000 Oh, yeah.
01:30:50.000 Just like it gets you.
01:30:51.000 Filipino.
01:30:52.000 Ooh.
01:30:53.000 They love playing pool and gambling.
01:30:55.000 Yeah.
01:30:55.000 I mean, I shouldn't...
01:30:57.000 But the Filipino culture...
01:30:58.000 I got a race theory.
01:30:58.000 Okay, thank you, Joe, because now it's time for me to bring up my grand race theory.
01:31:02.000 Okay.
01:31:02.000 Okay, the Filipinos...
01:31:03.000 No, I don't have anything.
01:31:05.000 Filipinos are some of the best pool players in the world.
01:31:07.000 Is that right?
01:31:08.000 Yeah, and it all happened after the war.
01:31:12.000 After the war, GIs went to the Philippines and they introduced pool.
01:31:16.000 Interesting.
01:31:17.000 And, you know, it doesn't cost a lot.
01:31:18.000 All you need is a table.
01:31:19.000 There's a lot of outdoor tables in Manila and a lot of the islands.
01:31:23.000 There's thousands of islands.
01:31:24.000 I don't know if you've ever been.
01:31:24.000 Yeah.
01:31:25.000 No, I've never been, but I know how...
01:31:26.000 It seems like a contiguous country, and it just so isn't.
01:31:31.000 Like, culturally, too.
01:31:32.000 Like, from one to the next.
01:31:32.000 Like, there's Muslim extremists here, and Catholics here.
01:31:36.000 By the way, they're like weird alt-right people, too.
01:31:38.000 Are they really?
01:31:39.000 I get, like...
01:31:40.000 You know, I'm kind of in the muck of the internet sometimes, you know?
01:31:43.000 And I'm kind of, like, trying to shake up some of these alt-right trees, you know?
01:31:46.000 What do you mean?
01:31:47.000 I don't know.
01:31:47.000 I just like getting into it, you know?
01:31:48.000 How do you get into it?
01:31:49.000 I, like, you know, I post, and then people shitpost me, and then I kind of, like, go back and forth.
01:31:54.000 You know, the shitpost...
01:31:54.000 Jamie had explained shitposting to me.
01:31:56.000 Oh, yeah.
01:31:57.000 Explain shitposting to people.
01:31:58.000 Well, shitposting, you know, these are the people that they think of themselves as the people that memed Trump into the White House, right?
01:32:04.000 They're kind of like, they're almost like the people that think that the right is the new punk rock.
01:32:09.000 That's who they are.
01:32:10.000 They're down to, like, get in and they think that the disruption of society is inherently good.
01:32:17.000 Or they don't care and they just want to fuck shit up.
01:32:19.000 Right.
01:32:19.000 So they, you know, they're the people that, like, when I get an anti-Semitic post lobbed at me with, like, a big old nose and, like, a, hey Jew, oy vey, shut him down.
01:32:27.000 Like, the, I can't express to you how, like, water off my back that, like, it couldn't bother me less.
01:32:34.000 You know what I mean?
01:32:34.000 Like, because I just know that it's probably, like, an Asian kid or, like, you know, a black kid.
01:32:39.000 It's, like, it's not even actual anti-Semitism.
01:32:42.000 It's, like, a computer person going, let's just fuck with somebody.
01:32:46.000 This is the attack.
01:32:48.000 If you were going to play chess, rook to king, whatever.
01:32:51.000 It's less thought out than that.
01:32:53.000 It's just messy and chaotic.
01:32:54.000 What's the most offensive, most insane, most wild, crazy attack that I can make?
01:33:02.000 There's a weird philosophy.
01:33:04.000 Kind of anarchistic philosophy to it.
01:33:07.000 It started in 4chan and it bubbled out to anonymous as an outcropping of the 4chan.
01:33:15.000 I wouldn't call them shitposters because they have at least kind of a cogent philosophy.
01:33:20.000 Anyway, the shitposters are the people that when you tweet something sincere about how angry you are about Trump, all of a sudden you see 90 cartoons of the most offensive thing that you could possibly imagine.
01:33:32.000 You're like, why are they attacking me?
01:33:34.000 And it's because they're like looking for people, little whiny bitches like you.
01:33:39.000 You know, they're like, oh, we found a little whiny bitch.
01:33:41.000 Come this way.
01:33:41.000 And then all of a sudden, it's just a tidal wave of these things.
01:33:45.000 Well, if you call them, if you say their name, that's where it gets really strange.
01:33:49.000 It's like what Amy Schumer has done.
01:33:51.000 Exactly.
01:33:52.000 I looked at some posts that she made recently about some magazine cover that she was on.
01:33:56.000 Yeah.
01:33:56.000 It showed up in my feed, and then I read the comments.
01:33:58.000 I was like, Jesus Christ.
01:34:00.000 Yeah.
01:34:01.000 If she was a ship...
01:34:03.000 It would be so filled with rats, you'd have to light it on fire.
01:34:06.000 Right.
01:34:07.000 Yeah, it is like rats and barnacles, too, because it's just like all of a sudden they're just like...
01:34:11.000 Yeah, but barnacles could be on a cool ship.
01:34:14.000 Yeah.
01:34:14.000 And you get in there and there's a lot of people drinking and having a good time and barnacles on the outside.
01:34:19.000 This is rats because it's everywhere.
01:34:20.000 It's in the pantry.
01:34:21.000 It's in every aspect of it.
01:34:23.000 It is a part of the new landscape that we live.
01:34:28.000 This digital landscape is filled with...
01:34:30.000 I mean, in a way, I don't like them, obviously.
01:34:34.000 They're not nice.
01:34:35.000 And I think decency is a sad...
01:34:39.000 Collateral damage of the digital age, you know, it's just like everybody's indecent now Somehow people think that being indecent is positive and and that if somebody disagrees with you politically Like it's fun and okay to just try to destroy that person emotionally.
01:34:52.000 Well, you're not really Communicating with them in front of you.
01:34:55.000 Yeah, exactly That that does a huge aspect of being a person is looking at someone while you communicate with you remove that there's consequences to that well Well, yeah, everything, a big problem is othering, and the internet has made othering so simple and easy, you know?
01:35:10.000 It's like, I just was watching this documentary, and they were talking about, it was this really good documentary, actually, about, I forget the name of it, but it was about this guy who, he's a black dude that confronts KKK members, like, one-on-one, you know?
01:35:24.000 And he, like, talks to them.
01:35:26.000 Yeah, and converts them.
01:35:27.000 He converts them, and he's, like, he's de-hooded, like, 24 Klansmen or whatever.
01:35:31.000 And there was a story.
01:35:32.000 Or hooded them, as it were.
01:35:34.000 Da Hood.
01:35:37.000 Come this way.
01:35:39.000 There's actually a very intense...
01:35:41.000 Have you seen the documentary?
01:35:41.000 No, I haven't, but I've heard of it.
01:35:43.000 This is a super intense moment in the film, because the whole time you're with the guy, he's so charismatic and brilliant and interesting, and you're like, wow, this guy's...
01:35:49.000 What's the name of it?
01:35:50.000 This guy's righteous.
01:35:51.000 Can you look it up?
01:35:52.000 Sorry, I can find it.
01:35:53.000 What's his name?
01:35:53.000 He's really fascinating.
01:35:55.000 That's right, we'll find it.
01:35:55.000 Jamie will find it.
01:35:56.000 What's the moment?
01:35:57.000 So there's a moment in the documentary where the whole time you're in there going, like, this guy's righteous and awesome and cool and de-hooding these people.
01:36:03.000 And then he goes and speaks with these Black Lives Matter activists who are...
01:36:08.000 Oh, yeah, accidental courtesy.
01:36:10.000 That's right.
01:36:11.000 Daryl Davis and race in America.
01:36:14.000 And...
01:36:15.000 He's interesting, but then he goes and he talks to these Black Lives Matter activists, and they're so angry with him.
01:36:22.000 They're so not into what he's doing, because they're basically like, we're in the streets fighting for black America, and here you are spending your entire life talking to these racists, and you've only...
01:36:35.000 You've only de-hooded 24 of them.
01:36:37.000 But it's also...
01:36:38.000 So there's a point that they're making.
01:36:39.000 It's like, what are you even doing?
01:36:40.000 What's even the point of what you're doing?
01:36:42.000 But his point is like, I'm making micro-victories.
01:36:46.000 I'm converting people one person at a time.
01:36:49.000 But there's a bigger conversation, which is really interesting, which is that the person that is closest to you ideologically is more offensive to you when they don't...
01:37:02.000 Do what you want them to than the person that's furthest away.
01:37:05.000 In other words, when a person calls me Jew online, some dude in the Philippines with like an anime avatar and he puts like anti-semitic stuff, I give a fuck about that.
01:37:14.000 That's not real.
01:37:15.000 That's not real to me.
01:37:16.000 But when a person who like seems like they should get it Who seems like they should know better, says some weird anti-Semitic shit or talks about how Kushner is connected to the global Zionism.
01:37:30.000 That's when it bothers me more.
01:37:32.000 Does that make sense?
01:37:32.000 Yeah, no, it does.
01:37:33.000 It does.
01:37:34.000 Because you think they should know better and they're ruining the cause because they're connected to your ideology.
01:37:39.000 Exactly.
01:37:40.000 At any rate, there's a story in there where he talks about talking to this person who's like, He lived in an all-white town except one of the Klansmen that was de-hooded talks about he lived in this all-white town and he was raised very racist and that black people were the worst and There was one black family like the Johnson's or whatever and his father told him all black people are the worst They're monkeys.
01:38:02.000 They're the worst except the Johnson's the Johnson's are good They're good people and he had this realization that's like tickle in his brain of like Wait, my father hates all the black people except the black family that he's met?
01:38:15.000 Like, all black people are bad except the one group that he's actually met?
01:38:20.000 And that is like the phenomenon of othering, right?
01:38:23.000 It's like, oh, black people are bad.
01:38:25.000 Muslims are bad.
01:38:25.000 But actually, my friend Tom, the Muslim, he's nice.
01:38:28.000 But Muslims want to kill me.
01:38:30.000 But Tom over here, he's a good dude.
01:38:34.000 Anyway, I think othering is like one of the big problems that we have.
01:38:38.000 Well, it's also, I think, what's going on with Black Lives Matter, one of the things that's going on is that they're in the middle of the battle, right?
01:38:44.000 So if you're in the middle of the battle, every day you wake up prime for battle.
01:38:47.000 You're getting online, you're activating your membership, you're, you know...
01:38:55.000 Organizing, doing whatever.
01:38:56.000 And then this guy comes along and he's doing something totally different.
01:38:59.000 He's out there talking to the Klansmen.
01:39:01.000 You go, fuck those people, man.
01:39:02.000 What are you doing?
01:39:03.000 Right, totally.
01:39:05.000 For my show, my Comedy Central show, we're doing like, we just did a cultural appropriation episode.
01:39:13.000 And I was studying, so I was studying, I was like deep in the cultural appropriation.
01:39:17.000 I was reading so much shit about it.
01:39:18.000 But one of the more interesting things it said about Black Lives Matter, it's kind of connected to this.
01:39:23.000 Is that one thing that happens with cultural appropriation and things in general is that people seize on language.
01:39:29.000 We're in like a crazy language war right now, right?
01:39:31.000 Like so many of the phrases that we use are so charged with secondary and tertiary meaning that they don't even mean anything anymore.
01:39:39.000 Like white privilege is a concept that the moment you bring it up, there's so many levels of eye roll that it's like...
01:39:47.000 We're good to go.
01:40:01.000 No doubt.
01:40:02.000 That's the weird baggage that it has.
01:40:05.000 The thing that I learned about cultural appropriation, because for me, I roll my eyes so deeply at the concept of cultural appropriation.
01:40:13.000 It's like, oh, so I shouldn't eat burritos anymore?
01:40:16.000 Also, I'm always really tickled with the idea of...
01:40:20.000 The person saying, oh, you shouldn't wear that tribal gear.
01:40:23.000 And then it's like, go to the third world country where the market is and tell the impoverished merchant, oh, I'm sorry, I can't buy this bit of silk from you because it's racist for me to wear it.
01:40:35.000 That person's like, please, please buy it and wear it.
01:40:37.000 Or, you know what I'm saying?
01:40:38.000 Or the family that's like, oh, it would be a great honor if you would wear this sari or whatever.
01:40:43.000 So it's a big eye roll.
01:40:44.000 Except then you start to think like...
01:40:47.000 Upon reading it, it's like, oh, the thing is, it's not incidental, it's emotional.
01:40:51.000 It's like deeper than just like trying to parse out the logic and go, oh, well, I found an example where your thing falls apart.
01:41:00.000 It's like, there's an emotional reaction, like when somebody affects, dreads up their hair, even though you can say, but people have been dreading their hair forever.
01:41:11.000 I think?
01:41:31.000 And you can have the dreads.
01:41:32.000 Yeah, but why is that okay just because of the word culture?
01:41:34.000 Because if that's the case with someone else wearing something that you might find a failure, like what if you're a person that's extremely conservative when it comes to dress and you see a woman in a short skirt and you have pain, should that impose upon that woman's ability to wear that skirt?
01:41:48.000 No, definitely.
01:41:49.000 And I'm not making a case that anybody's pain ought to be automatically adopted as a behavioral standard.
01:41:57.000 That's not really what I learned from this whole discussion.
01:42:01.000 It's not really about going...
01:42:05.000 No one is really saying, except the most emotionally kind of inferior, like the person that doesn't have the language to express what they're really saying, almost no one that I read when I was reading these real intellectuals and their concepts of cultural appropriation is saying white people should stop doing this stuff altogether.
01:42:24.000 Almost no one, I didn't find one left-wing, woke article that said white people should stop adopting the culture of other, of people of color, right?
01:42:35.000 I read a lot of right-wing think pieces that were saying, this is absurd.
01:42:39.000 Why are you telling us to stop adopting these cultures?
01:42:42.000 Isn't all culture a melting pot and all culture borrowing?
01:42:44.000 But not once did I read somebody saying, white people stop this altogether.
01:42:49.000 But what did you read?
01:42:50.000 So mostly, and I hope I can articulate this well, because I'm not the best advocate for this position, because like I said, it's one that I struggle with.
01:42:59.000 It's dubious.
01:43:00.000 It's dubious and difficult.
01:43:01.000 And there are ridiculous parts of the cultural appropriation argument.
01:43:06.000 But one thing that, like, it's all connected to historical trauma.
01:43:12.000 It's all deeper.
01:43:13.000 Like, basically, let's see if I can articulate this well.
01:43:17.000 What this one person...
01:43:20.000 I wish I could find his name, actually, because he deserves it, because he's a really deep thinker about this stuff, was talking about was that we have racism.
01:43:28.000 Racism is a huge word that describes everything from a white person, like a Hugging their purse closer to their chest when a black person walks by.
01:43:39.000 Or even like a weird like...
01:43:41.000 Just the smallest little racial weirdness.
01:43:44.000 All the way to lighting a cross on somebody's lawn.
01:43:48.000 To murdering someone.
01:43:49.000 Like that's all encompassed in racism.
01:43:51.000 So they started trying to like parse it out.
01:43:53.000 People are going...
01:43:54.000 When you call someone a racist, right?
01:43:56.000 They go, I'm not a racist.
01:43:57.000 You're calling me a monster.
01:43:58.000 And then somebody will go...
01:43:59.000 Oh no, I meant like...
01:44:00.000 A systemically racist, you need more specific examples.
01:44:05.000 So, cultural appropriation is one.
01:44:07.000 White privilege is another.
01:44:08.000 Right, but still, go back to cultural appropriation.
01:44:13.000 You said that no one was saying, don't do it.
01:44:16.000 Right.
01:44:16.000 So, what are they doing when they're trying to chop someone's dreads off?
01:44:19.000 Okay, I don't know about the...
01:44:21.000 I mean, what example?
01:44:23.000 You mean the San Francisco State example where the girl attacked the guy?
01:44:26.000 I mean, that girl was just inarticulately expressing some insanity.
01:44:30.000 I don't think that's defensible.
01:44:31.000 And I think most of the articles in the stuff that I read about that specific instance are just like basically saying that woman's a lunatic.
01:44:39.000 Well, I've heard people, though, enforce it.
01:44:40.000 And I know someone who was mad at their friend, is a black girl, was mad at her friend who was a white girl, who had braids.
01:44:47.000 She had, like, cornrows.
01:44:49.000 And she was mad because she was saying that it's cultural appropriation.
01:44:52.000 I said, do you know about Bo Derek?
01:44:54.000 Right, right.
01:44:55.000 Like, she was one of the first people to ever have cornrows.
01:44:57.000 Or the Romans.
01:44:58.000 You know, there's cornrows on Roman coins, actually, right?
01:45:00.000 I mean, it's a crazy thing to call that cultural appropriation, but also saying that a white person shouldn't wear that, that's fucking crazy.
01:45:09.000 Because what about a black guy wearing a polo shirt?
01:45:11.000 Well, okay, so, okay, there's a good example, right?
01:45:16.000 And again, I'm not, like I said, I'm not the greatest advocate for this position.
01:45:19.000 I just read so much that made me empathize with the position.
01:45:23.000 Not necessarily agree with it, but empathize with where it's coming from.
01:45:25.000 So the polo, for example, when you see you as a white dude or me as a white dude, when I see somebody wearing a polo, it's just a polo.
01:45:32.000 It has no historical antecedent.
01:45:34.000 It has no historical baggage to it.
01:45:36.000 There's no connection to systemic racism or Elvis Presley stealing the cream of the intellectual musical crop and then never giving back to that community or Or Iggy Azalea coming and adopting a black accent and then just, like, taking all the money and running.
01:45:50.000 You know, it has no connection to deeper root systems like these trees have that communicate with each other, like, taste bitter, right?
01:45:57.000 So all it is is a polo.
01:45:59.000 It's just a guy wearing a polo.
01:46:00.000 And that's why the counterargument doesn't make sense because it's like nobody's upset when they see a black dude in a polo shirt.
01:46:07.000 I mean, maybe some weird racist guy is, but mostly not.
01:46:11.000 On the other hand, when a person sees a white person affecting a deep part of black culture without any of the baggage that is associated with it, like for example, dreads, right?
01:46:24.000 One of the arguments I read a lot is that white people wearing braids and dreads, you get rewarded for it.
01:46:31.000 You look cool.
01:46:31.000 You look awesome.
01:46:33.000 And meanwhile, black women are having a difficult time getting a job because they have black hair, or black people are getting fired from jobs because they have dreads, right?
01:46:41.000 So there's these consequences that black people experience because of black shit that white people that are adopting it don't necessarily experience.
01:46:47.000 I don't think that's true at all.
01:46:48.000 I think if you were working in an office and some white dude had dreads, he'd be highly suspicious of his behavior.
01:46:54.000 Well, for example, You'd be like, this guy's kind of a dork.
01:46:57.000 I hear what you're saying.
01:46:58.000 I want to hire him.
01:46:59.000 There's a guy who had hair like you, and right next to him is some stinky white dude with them stinky dreads, because dreads stink.
01:47:05.000 Okay, take dreads out, let's say.
01:47:06.000 That's a good example that you used.
01:47:08.000 In the U.S. military, there was just a new set of acceptable hairstyles, and almost every one of the unacceptable hairstyles that they put into place was basically black...
01:47:24.000 Hair.
01:47:25.000 Like what?
01:47:26.000 Braids.
01:47:26.000 Wearing your hair natural.
01:47:29.000 What natural?
01:47:30.000 What do you mean?
01:47:30.000 I mean, I would have to pull up...
01:47:32.000 Like an afro?
01:47:33.000 Yeah.
01:47:34.000 A short afro?
01:47:35.000 Yeah, I mean...
01:47:36.000 You're not allowed to do that?
01:47:37.000 You'd have to pull up the article to give the specific examples.
01:47:40.000 But basically, there are a million different examples like that.
01:47:43.000 And like I said, I'm not...
01:47:45.000 I'm not necessarily an advocate for heed and honor the call of the appropriation accuser.
01:47:52.000 I'm more now realizing that there's just a lot of deep, emotional, weird trauma underneath every accusation of appropriation.
01:48:04.000 It's not that I think, therefore, white girls shouldn't wear braids.
01:48:08.000 It's that I think I understand more where the person that is upset is coming from.
01:48:13.000 It's just from a compassion perspective.
01:48:16.000 No, I get that.
01:48:17.000 I get that.
01:48:18.000 It just logically doesn't jive.
01:48:21.000 It's not about logic.
01:48:22.000 Yeah, but it should be.
01:48:23.000 All human interaction should have some base in logic if you're going to communicate with things.
01:48:27.000 I don't agree because emotions aren't about logic.
01:48:29.000 Right, but should anybody be subject to your own emotions?
01:48:32.000 Like, you change your behavior, your dress.
01:48:35.000 If you're a person who's completely not racist, but you enjoy the way your hair looks if it's in braids, Should you take into consideration all the people that you're going to run into and they're going to be upset at you over braids even though they're ignorant about the history of braids and cornrows?
01:48:49.000 Should you alter or change your behavior?
01:48:51.000 Should you accept the fact that you're just going to have a certain amount of cultural appropriation?
01:48:55.000 Well, let me ask you this.
01:48:57.000 I don't have an answer to that question.
01:48:59.000 I don't think so.
01:49:00.000 Isn't that an important part of this?
01:49:02.000 I mean, if you're going to accept the fact there's some sort of an emotional attachment to these things, and that's where the argument comes from, shouldn't you decide or at least contemplate whether or not that emotion is valid?
01:49:12.000 It doesn't seem to be.
01:49:13.000 Seems to me there's real examples of racism and horrible things.
01:49:17.000 Like if you want to, you know, make your eyes squinty and look like a Japanese character from a Bugs Bunny cartoon in, you know, 1940, and then you want to go to a party and people think you're a racist, you should be aware that you're presenting an image that is inherently racist.
01:49:35.000 Like that's something that's kind of fucked up and you should be considerate about the way people's emotions are going to fire up looking at your image.
01:49:43.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:49:44.000 Yeah, but that's a different thing than braids.
01:49:47.000 Oh, but that's what I'm...
01:49:49.000 I'm not advocating...
01:49:50.000 First of all, I'm not advocating anything.
01:49:52.000 I'm just saying I've delved into this topic enough that I've started to understand where people are coming from when they get activated by this stuff.
01:50:01.000 I understand too, but I think a big part of it is reinforcement in the community that that's acceptable to be upset at people for cornrows or braids.
01:50:07.000 I actually don't disagree with you.
01:50:08.000 I think you're right about that.
01:50:10.000 And yet, I think it also is connected to a legitimate emotional reality that's happening.
01:50:16.000 For example, by the way, logic is very important.
01:50:19.000 And I would say logic is more important than emotion when it comes to communication.
01:50:23.000 But because something is more important, it doesn't negate the importance of the other thing.
01:50:29.000 Well, it certainly doesn't solve the situation just by clearly using logic.
01:50:33.000 You might get a certain percentage of the people that agree with you because of logic, but that's more rare than it is common.
01:50:37.000 Right.
01:50:38.000 It's like, would you feel comfortable going to a Native American powwow, you know, with a headdress on?
01:50:45.000 Not even a powwow.
01:50:45.000 There's a powwow next door, you can see it, and you're at a music festival.
01:50:48.000 Would you wear an Indian headdress?
01:50:50.000 No, I wouldn't.
01:50:50.000 But the reason why you can't...
01:50:52.000 And the reason why you shouldn't or the reason why it's an issue is because the people are marginalized.
01:50:56.000 Let me take my own people.
01:50:57.000 I'm Italian.
01:50:57.000 And my people, for the longest time, there was a lot of anti-Italian racism.
01:51:03.000 My grandfather used to talk to me about it, what it was like coming off the boat.
01:51:06.000 But then somewhere along the line, it became acceptable for Italians in American culture where it's not real racism.
01:51:14.000 It doesn't stick.
01:51:15.000 Italian stuff.
01:51:17.000 You can call us a guinea to our face.
01:51:19.000 We will laugh.
01:51:20.000 No one cares.
01:51:20.000 You can make meatballs and spaghetti all day long.
01:51:23.000 Nobody gives a shit.
01:51:24.000 Nobody accuses you of, you know, you have a pizza party.
01:51:27.000 Nobody thinks it's cultural appropriation.
01:51:29.000 But try having a taco party.
01:51:30.000 Try having Taco Tuesdays.
01:51:32.000 People get pissed at you.
01:51:33.000 Why?
01:51:33.000 Because Mexicans still experience real racism in this country, whereas Italians largely just don't.
01:51:38.000 Right.
01:51:39.000 And like Taco Tuesday is an example of something that's like, who fucking cares?
01:51:42.000 That's not important.
01:51:44.000 But wearing a sombrero is offensive to a lot of people.
01:51:48.000 That's as deep as most people go.
01:51:51.000 That's dumb.
01:51:51.000 What are you talking about?
01:51:52.000 A candida taco?
01:51:53.000 I mean, that's dumb.
01:51:54.000 And it is dumb.
01:51:55.000 But if you kind of like get under the dumb, which is the name of my...
01:51:59.000 My third special.
01:52:00.000 So it's Mouthfucking...
01:52:01.000 Get Under the Dumb?
01:52:01.000 It's live in Oakland, Mouthfucking Hitler, and then Get Under the Dumb.
01:52:05.000 But if you get under the first, like the most epidermal layer of like flashy insanity and go like, what's really happening here?
01:52:12.000 It's like, oh, it's just what you're saying.
01:52:14.000 Actually, you're more woke than you let on, Jim.
01:52:16.000 Interesting.
01:52:17.000 It's like, it's really about like power dynamics.
01:52:19.000 It's not really about the appropriation incident, although on some level maybe it is.
01:52:23.000 It's really about the power dynamic underneath it.
01:52:25.000 Well, I think one of the things that we're seeing in universities in particular is people that are exercising the ability to affect change even if it doesn't make sense.
01:52:35.000 Because they have the ability to point out something that they think is incorrect or is unjust and then they attack it and go after it and they see results.
01:52:45.000 And by seeing those results, it's almost in a lot of ways kind of attached to the same idea like if you're worth X amount of dollars, why do you still chase money?
01:52:54.000 Because you're trying to get the thrill of the accomplishment.
01:52:57.000 There's the game that's going on.
01:52:58.000 And there's a certain amount of game going on trying to get that white kid that you don't even know to cut off his dreads.
01:53:03.000 Whether or not you know that the Romans wore dreads, whether or not you know that the Greeks wore dreads, the Vikings, all these different people had them, it doesn't matter.
01:53:11.000 It's like there's a little tiny white guy and that girl could yell at that white guy and then chase him with a pair of scissors.
01:53:16.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:53:17.000 It's the incidents are the absurdity, but the current, the conceptual current is somewhat valid.
01:53:24.000 I mean, to some degree...
01:53:25.000 Yeah, I'm sorry.
01:53:25.000 No, but to some degree, like, even you, and I think that you're naturally skeptical towards concepts like cultural appropriation, because, and I am too, because, especially as comedians, it's very easy to see the absurdity.
01:53:36.000 It's so stupid, and it's so pointless.
01:53:40.000 We can't not adopt each other's cultures.
01:53:42.000 That won't ever happen.
01:53:44.000 But even we go, okay, but I wouldn't wear a sombrero to a Mexican club.
01:53:50.000 I wouldn't walk into a club like, oh, hey, what's up?
01:53:52.000 So if you say, okay, it's almost pornography, right?
01:53:56.000 I know it when I see it.
01:53:57.000 I know it's offensive when I feel it.
01:54:00.000 So if you kind of expand further and go, okay, even the absurd examples, I kind of understand...
01:54:06.000 I'm going to try to understand...
01:54:07.000 For me, I'm going to try to understand where people are coming from with that.
01:54:10.000 Then I can kind of contextualize it.
01:54:13.000 Now, I don't have to agree with it, but I can at least say, oh, I get where this is coming from.
01:54:16.000 It's coming from historical antecedents of racism and oppression that are connected to hairstyle and all of these musicians that have taken black culture and made money off of it.
01:54:27.000 There's all this, like...
01:54:29.000 Deeper, sedimentary layers of emotionality.
01:54:32.000 I don't have to heed it and change accordingly, but I would be foolish to ignore it.
01:54:37.000 Right.
01:54:38.000 Yeah, that completely makes sense.
01:54:39.000 And also, I get it from a point of view of a person who comes from a culture that used to be maligned and isn't anymore.
01:54:47.000 I'm from a culture that used to be maligned, and then I thought wasn't anymore, and then very recently things have gotten weird again.
01:54:53.000 Yeah, and it's really easy to say that Jews are responsible for a large part of the problem in the world today.
01:54:59.000 I've seen it a lot lately.
01:55:00.000 I'm like, this used to be really inappropriate thinking and talking just 20 years ago.
01:55:05.000 It used to be very taboo, and it is not anymore.
01:55:08.000 And it's weird.
01:55:11.000 It's very weird.
01:55:11.000 It's definitely...
01:55:12.000 You know, I don't take anti-Semitism...
01:55:17.000 Antisemitism is like the closest I come to believing in magic because it's like...
01:55:22.000 I'm not a big mystical guy, but like, antisemitism has never gone away.
01:55:28.000 It just has...
01:55:29.000 And I can see if you're an antisemite, you're going...
01:55:32.000 The evil of the Jews is the closest I come to believing in magic because they just never stop being evil.
01:55:36.000 Like, I just don't understand how this never goes away.
01:55:39.000 It never goes away.
01:55:41.000 It's so fucking weird.
01:55:43.000 Like, no matter where Jews have lived, no matter how assimilated they've been, You know that the Jews in Berlin were the most assimilated Jews in history?
01:55:51.000 They were known for having Christmas trees and eating pork, and they would describe these like Christmas parties where it would only be Jews because the Germans wouldn't go, but it would be all of them celebrating Christmas.
01:56:03.000 They were the most assimilated Jews ever, and that was the epicenter of the Nazi movement.
01:56:07.000 Yeah.
01:56:08.000 So it follows the Jews.
01:56:10.000 And I mean, I know that I'm sure at least one of your listeners is like, no, the Jews follow it.
01:56:15.000 But it's like, it's crazy.
01:56:17.000 It just won't go away.
01:56:19.000 It's a virus that won't ever, ever die down.
01:56:23.000 Well, I think there's a bunch of problems.
01:56:28.000 With this anti-Semitic thing going on.
01:56:31.000 And one of them is the accomplishments of the Jews are very disproportionate, especially European Jews.
01:56:39.000 If you look at European Jews and Nobel Prize winners, it's fucking staggering.
01:56:43.000 It's insane.
01:56:43.000 European Jews who are intellectuals, chess champions, a bunch of...
01:56:46.000 There's a select gene pool, especially, particularly European Jews.
01:56:51.000 Yeah, we also have bigger dicks.
01:56:53.000 Nobody talks about that.
01:56:54.000 I don't think that's true.
01:56:55.000 You don't think?
01:56:55.000 No.
01:56:56.000 I thought it was Jews and then...
01:56:59.000 No?
01:56:59.000 Okay.
01:57:00.000 Giant people.
01:57:01.000 Samoans, probably huge hogs.
01:57:04.000 But do you know the story of Fritz Haber?
01:57:07.000 Fritz Haber is one of the most shocking Jewish stories in terms of a Jewish scientist who was a part of World War I on the side of the Germans.
01:57:20.000 He also invented the Haber method of extracting nitrogen from the environment.
01:57:25.000 You know, nitrogen is one of the most important things when it comes to fertilizer.
01:57:28.000 We're talking about fertilizing plants.
01:57:30.000 And nitrogen is 80% of the air we breathe.
01:57:34.000 Most people think the air is oxygen and carbon dioxide.
01:57:36.000 It's mostly nitrogen.
01:57:38.000 And then there's some oxygen and then there's some carbon dioxide that we breathe out that the plants use.
01:57:44.000 Fritz Haber figured out a way to extract nitrogen from the actual oxygen, from the actual air around us, and take that nitrogen and use it in the soil as fertilizer.
01:57:57.000 And he won a Nobel Prize for that.
01:58:01.000 And 50% of the nitrogen in most people's bodies came from the Haber Method.
01:58:07.000 This is from You know, the early 1900s, this guy figured this out.
01:58:13.000 It's still being used today.
01:58:14.000 He also was the first guy to invent using poison gas, and they used it on the Allied troops in World War I. So he was wanted for crimes against humanity and simultaneously winning the Nobel Prize during World War I. And then when the Nazis took over,
01:58:30.000 he created Zyklon A. Zyklon A is a gas that has a very distinct smell, and I think it was a pesticide.
01:58:42.000 And they used Zyklon A, the smell was added to it to make people acutely aware that this pesticide was being used because it was very poisonous.
01:58:52.000 They changed it to Zyklon B, which is what they used to gas the Jews.
01:58:56.000 So this fucking guy created the actual gas that was used in the fucking concentration camps to kill the Jews.
01:59:05.000 And they just took the smell out of it.
01:59:08.000 That's how they created Zyklon B. Whatever that thing was that they added to Zyklon A to make it smell bad, they took that out for Zyklon B so it was almost odorless.
01:59:16.000 And they were killing people left and right with it.
01:59:18.000 And he was forced out of the country.
01:59:21.000 I mean, it's a crazy, crazy story.
01:59:23.000 I mean, when he was going to the front line to help implement his gas on the Allied troops, his wife shot herself in front of him.
01:59:34.000 And he left his kid behind with his dying wife to go to war.
01:59:39.000 It's fucking crazy.
01:59:40.000 The story's crazy.
01:59:41.000 And he wound up dying, seeking refuge away from Germany.
01:59:45.000 He was one of the few scientists that they didn't, one of the few Jews they didn't lock up.
01:59:50.000 And he just couldn't tolerate, I mean, he couldn't stand by while these other Jews that he knew were going to the concentration camps and people were being rounded up.
02:00:00.000 Did he know?
02:00:01.000 Did he know that Zyklon B? Yeah.
02:00:04.000 Think that might have happened like while he was while he was on the run Not sure I'd have to get into that but I mean that would be a crazy realization that I mean it's like that you know the TNT guy the guy that built dynamite like realizing what he'd done to the world I mean how about Oppenheimer, right?
02:00:19.000 Yeah.
02:00:20.000 I mean, Oppenheimer is quoting the Bhagavad Gita.
02:00:22.000 We played that on the podcast last week.
02:00:24.000 I am become death.
02:00:25.000 Destroyer of worlds.
02:00:27.000 Fuck, man.
02:00:29.000 Speaking of billionaires being evil, I mean, to have that quote is like...
02:00:34.000 That's a big yikes moment.
02:00:36.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:00:37.000 So, I mean, I think there's that, is that Jews have been almost genetically smart for so long.
02:00:45.000 There's a reason for that, you know?
02:00:46.000 What is it?
02:00:47.000 It's that, basically, in the whole of the Dark Ages, the Dark Ages are characterized by people being illiterate.
02:00:54.000 They were in the dark and only the clergy could read.
02:00:57.000 That the Jews were a 98% literate people.
02:01:03.000 And that is literally the reason.
02:01:05.000 It actually comes all the way back to systemic oppression, right?
02:01:10.000 In the same way that there are barriers...
02:01:12.000 You know, if you're deaf or if you're black or if you're a woman, there are barriers you have to jump past.
02:01:16.000 If you are given an advantage, I mean, it's all evolution, right?
02:01:20.000 Then you're going to leap forward.
02:01:22.000 And so when you have a history of 500 years where no one in Europe reads except for the Jews and the clergy, well, no shit.
02:01:30.000 They ended up, you know...
02:01:33.000 We're good to go.
02:02:00.000 You're not going to lend people money for no interest.
02:02:02.000 That's just not how it works.
02:02:04.000 And then there were some people that weren't subject to the rules of Christian anti-usury laws, and those were the Jews.
02:02:10.000 And so the Jews would lend you money at an interest rate.
02:02:12.000 But who do you hate more than anybody on earth?
02:02:15.000 Who's the person you wish were dead?
02:02:17.000 Your creditor.
02:02:18.000 The banker that is going to foreclose on your home and is going to...
02:02:21.000 Now, I'm not saying that's good or bad.
02:02:23.000 I also hate the banker.
02:02:24.000 But that's just, historically speaking, when they call Jews moneylenders, it's not because Jews are like, oh, I'm pernicious and I want to fill this gap.
02:02:31.000 It's that nobody else in society would lend people money.
02:02:34.000 And so not only were they the creditors that people hated, but they were also the financiers that made the possibility of European greatness occur.
02:02:44.000 Because without capital, without funds, you can't build a society.
02:02:48.000 So, that is one of the many reasons that people have come to hate the Jews, is that they lent them the money that they needed, and then when it was time to come collecting, they'd be like, fuck this dude.
02:03:00.000 So fascinating when you find the root of certain prejudices.
02:03:04.000 Oh yeah.
02:03:06.000 Yeah, for sure.
02:03:07.000 That's a good one.
02:03:08.000 Those two are very good ones.
02:03:10.000 Especially the one about being literate.
02:03:12.000 I mean, absolutely that makes sense.
02:03:14.000 I mean, it wasn't until like the 1400s with Martin Luther that they just started translating the Bible into a phonetic alphabet.
02:03:24.000 Right.
02:03:24.000 Where people could read it?
02:03:25.000 I mean, stop and think about that.
02:03:27.000 It's crazy.
02:03:28.000 What happened with Martin Luther, the Reformation and the printing press with Martin Luther was the cracking of the old guard of society and finally made democratization of knowledge available to everybody.
02:03:44.000 And, you know...
02:03:46.000 Everybody was at a disadvantage, a historical disadvantage.
02:03:49.000 And the same thing is you can see that truth in other systems.
02:03:53.000 That's a system of oppression, too.
02:03:54.000 Yeah, sure.
02:03:55.000 That's a systemic oppression where the clergy wanted to keep information from the people so that they could keep them stupid and keep them underfoot.
02:04:01.000 Yeah.
02:04:02.000 And those people, there was a patriarchy there, too, except that the patriarch was God or Papa, the Pope, right?
02:04:09.000 Well, it was really the...
02:04:10.000 The clergy, more than it was God.
02:04:12.000 God wasn't really enforcing any of these laws.
02:04:14.000 But the literal patriarch, the Pope.
02:04:16.000 That was one of the most problematic things about Martin Luther, apparently, was that he was telling people, you're allowed to interpret what this means.
02:04:23.000 Right.
02:04:24.000 You don't have to accept anybody else's interpretation because they're just men as well.
02:04:28.000 Right.
02:04:28.000 These are just human beings interpreting the Word of God.
02:04:31.000 So if you interpret it to be a different thing, you're allowed to do that.
02:04:35.000 And they'd be like, what in the fuck is this guy saying?
02:04:37.000 Yeah.
02:04:38.000 I mean, think about how seductive that must have been for the church.
02:04:40.000 Like, oh, we can just keep the information from everybody and just tell them anything we want.
02:04:44.000 Well, back then also, the Pope had women.
02:04:47.000 The Pope was allowed to fuck.
02:04:49.000 All the clergy fucked.
02:04:50.000 They were rock stars.
02:04:51.000 They weren't what we think of now as these creepy dudes and molest children.
02:04:55.000 Right.
02:04:55.000 No, they were fucking...
02:04:57.000 They were...
02:04:58.000 These were people that had armies.
02:05:01.000 I mean, they called upon the Pope when Genghis Khan was conquering, like he's going over the steps and conquering Russia.
02:05:09.000 They were calling upon the Pope and the army of Rome.
02:05:12.000 I mean, that's literally where he had power.
02:05:16.000 It's very strange when you look at how that's changed.
02:05:19.000 And now it's become this weird cabal of odd older gay men.
02:05:23.000 What do you think of that's about, by the way?
02:05:24.000 I think you take people's ability to have sex away, and the only people that are going to stay are the people that are creepy and sexually repressed.
02:05:31.000 Right.
02:05:31.000 And there's a few that hang in there, and they say, well, you know, maybe I can just go without sex.
02:05:36.000 Right.
02:05:36.000 And they get weirded out, and then sex becomes this horrible taboo thing.
02:05:40.000 And, of course, when sex becomes a horrible taboo thing, then people gravitate towards sex.
02:05:45.000 Right.
02:05:45.000 As soon as you take the ability of people to have sex away from people, they want to have sex more than they want anything in life.
02:05:52.000 Right.
02:05:53.000 It's like, or is the opposite true?
02:05:55.000 Is it that people are, predators are attracted to a system that is, you know, shrouded in privacy and no sex and they can, you know, they can, I guess the question is like, do you go in there trying to be holy or trying to get away from your sexuality that then bursts out in this aberrant way?
02:06:12.000 Or are you an aberrant monster that goes into the clergy to prey on people?
02:06:16.000 Well, once it's been established, maybe both.
02:06:18.000 Right.
02:06:19.000 But once it's been established, that becomes part of the issue because when you're, you're also indoctrinating young children that do get molested by these priests.
02:06:26.000 If you have some altar boys and these priests wind up molesting these kids and they stay in the system, the odds of them turning into molesters themselves is extremely high.
02:06:35.000 Right.
02:06:35.000 What do you think, why do you think people molest children?
02:06:40.000 Boy, I think there's probably a whole host of reasons for that.
02:06:43.000 Psychological reasons, but I think that a big part of it was being molested themselves.
02:06:48.000 There's some enormous percentage of people who have been molested who turned to become the very thing that victimized them.
02:06:55.000 It's almost like they want to get back It's crazy.
02:07:03.000 It's insane.
02:07:04.000 It's also like a kind of weird dark magic.
02:07:07.000 It's like why are there a certain percentage of human beings that do that kind of the weirdest most aberrant thing?
02:07:12.000 Do you hear the There's a really interesting Radiolab, I think, episode that's basically about these kids, this kid who realized that he was a pedophile.
02:07:26.000 Like, that's what he wanted.
02:07:28.000 Whoa.
02:07:29.000 And he never offended.
02:07:31.000 Is it a recent one?
02:07:31.000 It's a few years.
02:07:32.000 No, it's old.
02:07:33.000 But he realized he had never offended.
02:07:36.000 And so he went to his mother and was like, there's something wrong with me.
02:07:39.000 Like, I'm a pedophile or whatever.
02:07:41.000 It's like a teenager.
02:07:43.000 And so the mother tried to find treatment for him, but nobody would treat him because it's such a deep taboo of evil that people are like, I don't want to get involved in that.
02:07:53.000 I don't want to treat you and then have you offend and then have it come back on me.
02:07:56.000 So basically, he never offended.
02:07:59.000 He had these desires and he couldn't get help.
02:08:01.000 And he started this organization for other people like him.
02:08:06.000 It's like a support group of pedophiles that have never offended.
02:08:10.000 If you've offended, you're not eligible for membership in this group.
02:08:14.000 And you can help each other.
02:08:17.000 It's pretty deep in the annals of the weird dark web or whatever.
02:08:22.000 I don't know where they find each other.
02:08:23.000 But it's pretty crazy.
02:08:25.000 Have you seen the, there's a whole market that's being developed where they're going to make like artificial children.
02:08:33.000 Oh my god.
02:08:35.000 Like a sex doll, like a child sex doll.
02:08:39.000 And there's this argument that that would prevent people from becoming pederasts.
02:08:44.000 Wow, that is crazy.
02:08:46.000 Like the ultimate iteration of teledildonics is that it cures pedophilia.
02:08:51.000 Well, it's the same argument they would use towards anime.
02:08:55.000 Anime pedophilia or any sort of CGI-based pedophilia is that if you could look at child porn that's not real and no one's a victim of it and you lock yourself in your room, you could alleviate your desire to have this thing.
02:09:11.000 Maybe that's true.
02:09:12.000 But the problem with that is, man, there's the real argument that that's feeding your desire to do that because that's what happens with men when it comes to regular pornography.
02:09:20.000 That's just what I was going to say.
02:09:21.000 That would only hold true if it wasn't for the fact that you, if you didn't see something in porn and go, I've got to try that.
02:09:27.000 Well, I think the problem is we're looking for a solution.
02:09:30.000 Like, you know, oh, there's a fire.
02:09:31.000 Throw water on it.
02:09:32.000 There's no...
02:09:33.000 Like, when it comes to people and thinking, especially, like, sexual things and behavioral things, like, addictive things, people are messy.
02:09:41.000 Yeah.
02:09:41.000 There's a crazy TED Talk.
02:09:43.000 I think it's a TED Talk out there.
02:09:45.000 This woman who's worked with teenage sex offenders, like, her whole career.
02:09:50.000 And she basically says that we think...
02:09:55.000 At least with teenage sex offenders, which is like pedophilia, teenage on younger pedophilia, the cure and recidivism rate is like, it's extremely treatable, right?
02:10:08.000 Like it's very, very treatable.
02:10:10.000 But we look at that phenomenon as once you are that, you are that forever and you will always re-offend and there's no hope and no going back from it.
02:10:18.000 Hmm.
02:10:18.000 And it's not statistically that doesn't hold water.
02:10:22.000 And her point is basically like, it is easier for us to think of these people as monsters than to think of them as sick people that could get better.
02:10:30.000 If we can just say, like, throw them away, they'll never be better, then we can kind of synthesize it into our brain.
02:10:36.000 But in reality, these are, it's messy.
02:10:39.000 Yeah, if you even bring that up, what you just said, you're a sympathizer.
02:10:44.000 Right.
02:10:44.000 You know that these people are monsters and I think the idea is that you know we're talking about spectrums like they're like say if you get a hundred thousand people right what how many of those hundred thousand people Feel like they were born into the wrong sex.
02:10:58.000 You know how many how many of those hundred thousand people have some bizarre sexual attraction to body parts or to Underage people or to older people, you know vulnerable people there's There's a bunch.
02:11:12.000 And what causes those things?
02:11:14.000 There's a host of different reasons.
02:11:17.000 But it's so messy and so complicated for people to defend, especially to defend pedophilia in any way.
02:11:23.000 Yeah, it's radioactive.
02:11:24.000 Yeah, you want to kill those people.
02:11:26.000 That's it.
02:11:26.000 The solution is kill them.
02:11:27.000 Kill them.
02:11:27.000 Black and white.
02:11:28.000 Kill them.
02:11:28.000 It makes sense.
02:11:29.000 Yeah.
02:11:29.000 Everybody in this makes, every player in this story makes sense.
02:11:34.000 You know where it doesn't make sense?
02:11:35.000 History.
02:11:36.000 Oh, right, because they used to have different views of it.
02:11:38.000 Well, it doesn't make sense that everybody that was like, you know, you go Socrates, Plato, I mean, you go through the line, they were all monsters.
02:11:46.000 There's a quote.
02:11:47.000 I've never been able to verify if it's real, but they say the Persians said, a woman for duty, a boy for pleasure, and a melon for ecstasy.
02:11:56.000 Whoa, why a melon?
02:11:58.000 Fuck a melon, I guess.
02:11:59.000 Do they fuck the melon?
02:12:00.000 I mean, I think it's a...
02:12:01.000 Do they eat it because it tastes good?
02:12:02.000 That's ecstasy?
02:12:03.000 Because they live in the desert?
02:12:04.000 I'm pretty sure they fuck the melon.
02:12:05.000 Jesus, why would you fuck a melon?
02:12:06.000 It's hard on the outside.
02:12:07.000 I think they would chafe your dick.
02:12:09.000 That doesn't seem like a good move unless you, like, bevel the edges.
02:12:11.000 That's my fourth special.
02:12:13.000 Don't fuck the melon.
02:12:14.000 Don't fuck the melon.
02:12:16.000 Bevel the edges.
02:12:17.000 A melon for ecstasy.
02:12:18.000 A melon for ecstasy.
02:12:22.000 Oh, wow.
02:12:23.000 That's so strange.
02:12:25.000 Yeah, I mean, that's what people have said that have gone over to Afghanistan, too, right?
02:12:29.000 A lot of soldiers have said that it runs rampant over there.
02:12:32.000 Right.
02:12:34.000 Child sex abuse.
02:12:35.000 Can child dolls keep pedophiles from offending?
02:12:37.000 One man thinks so.
02:12:38.000 He's been manufacturing them for clients for more than 10 years.
02:12:41.000 Is there any images of these things?
02:12:43.000 Yeah.
02:12:43.000 Is it weird?
02:12:44.000 I'm not going to show it online, but I can show you guys if you want.
02:12:46.000 Yeah, show it.
02:12:47.000 No thank you.
02:12:48.000 You don't want to see?
02:12:49.000 No, I'll see.
02:12:50.000 I just want to be on record saying no thank you.
02:12:52.000 Scroll up.
02:12:53.000 I have to go to the website.
02:12:54.000 It's a Japanese website.
02:12:56.000 I had to translate it.
02:12:57.000 Jeez, here we go.
02:12:57.000 Oh, boy.
02:12:58.000 English.
02:12:59.000 Gotta get a Tor browser.
02:13:00.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
02:13:03.000 Boy, I don't know about this.
02:13:04.000 Okay, alright.
02:13:05.000 Wow, that's weird.
02:13:07.000 They're fucked up, man.
02:13:09.000 You just got racist as fuck.
02:13:11.000 Forget about your culture.
02:13:12.000 You mean the dolls.
02:13:14.000 Or you mean the Japanese.
02:13:15.000 Wait, what did I do?
02:13:16.000 You said they're fucked up.
02:13:18.000 They are.
02:13:18.000 Do you mean the Japanese?
02:13:19.000 Or do you mean the dolls?
02:13:20.000 Oh, no, I meant the dolls.
02:13:21.000 I'm silently judging.
02:13:23.000 Not so silently.
02:13:24.000 Dude, this is really wild, man.
02:13:26.000 Let's turn this off, especially as a guy with daughters.
02:13:28.000 I don't have any daughters.
02:13:31.000 Can you throw it back up, actually?
02:13:32.000 Throw it back up.
02:13:33.000 I don't have a son either.
02:13:34.000 You got any boys?
02:13:36.000 Do you have any melons?
02:13:37.000 Any young butts?
02:13:38.000 You're going to throw some melons up there?
02:13:39.000 It's what we're looking at.
02:13:40.000 They look like they're about 10. It looks like maybe younger even.
02:13:45.000 That was disturbing.
02:13:48.000 Man, and the idea is that somehow or another that's going to be able to stop people from molesting kids by fucking that rubber doll.
02:13:54.000 Or is it going to charge up their desires even further?
02:13:58.000 Yeah, that's a crazy...
02:13:59.000 I don't know.
02:13:59.000 I have no way to...
02:14:01.000 I wouldn't want to fuck a doll, by the way.
02:14:02.000 Well, that's the number one argument against prostitution.
02:14:07.000 The number one argument that I've ever heard against it.
02:14:10.000 Because I feel like a grown woman should be allowed...
02:14:13.000 Like, there's all sorts of levels of prostitution.
02:14:15.000 Like, here's the level.
02:14:17.000 Here's an acceptable level.
02:14:18.000 A woman who likes to give massages...
02:14:28.000 Right, sure.
02:14:33.000 Right.
02:14:52.000 To me, that's a victimless crime 100%.
02:14:58.000 But then you get into the idea of sex slaves.
02:15:01.000 You get into the idea of indentured child sex slaves.
02:15:04.000 There's actually a crazier argument, not crazier, but even more compelling argument for the moral good of prostitution, which is that there are these prostitutes that only sleep with severely disabled people.
02:15:18.000 Yeah.
02:15:18.000 And I heard this radio special and it was very interesting.
02:15:21.000 This guy, he himself was a radio producer but also had Lou Gehrig's disease.
02:15:25.000 And he said, it's very similar to pedophiles actually.
02:15:27.000 We like to think of disabled people as having no sex drive.
02:15:32.000 As when they became disabled, their sex drives were disabled as well.
02:15:36.000 And the reason we like to think of it, similarly, we like to think of pedophiles as monsters because that simplifies that, is it's nice for us to think of disabled people like not having horniness because they can't get laid.
02:15:46.000 I mean, if we're being frank, there are certain levels of disability that it's very difficult to find a partner.
02:15:52.000 You're intense to look at or you're drooling all over yourself.
02:15:55.000 But you're still just as horny as every other person.
02:15:58.000 So there's this radio special of these sex workers that go and they fuck or jerk off these severely disabled people who are so...
02:16:05.000 They are so disabled they can't even masturbate.
02:16:08.000 And it's like, I heard that and I was just like, I went from going like, prostitution is something I sort of agree with, to like, these people are heroes.
02:16:16.000 These are like miracle workers.
02:16:18.000 Yeah, I mean, it's not a whole lot different than massaging those people.
02:16:23.000 You know, one of the key, I don't know if you've ever heard of Rolfing?
02:16:27.000 Sure, yeah.
02:16:28.000 It's one of the best therapies for injuries to recover.
02:16:32.000 It breaks up fascia and it's really brutal.
02:16:35.000 Deep tissue massage that doesn't feel good at all.
02:16:37.000 It's very painful.
02:16:38.000 They massage the inside of your mouth and your nose, too.
02:16:40.000 Do they?
02:16:41.000 There's like a Rolf 10, and one of the 10 different treatments, and one of the 10 is the soft palate of your mouth and inside your nose.
02:16:50.000 Wow.
02:16:50.000 It's real intense.
02:16:52.000 Why do they do that?
02:16:52.000 I don't know.
02:16:53.000 Some theory.
02:16:55.000 I don't know if I'm going to fucking just go on a theory and let you stick a rod up my nose.
02:16:59.000 No, it's their fingers.
02:17:01.000 Oh, come on.
02:17:02.000 You're not even supposed to pick your nose, man.
02:17:04.000 Dude, I don't know.
02:17:05.000 You're talking to a guy who's had nasal surgery because my nose was broken so many times.
02:17:08.000 I had deviated septum surgery where they went in and they had to cut parts of my nose out that calcified.
02:17:14.000 Oh, Jesus.
02:17:16.000 They're going in this gal's nose.
02:17:17.000 Oh, it's so intense.
02:17:18.000 I hate it.
02:17:18.000 Seventh hour structural integration nose work for insight.
02:17:23.000 Exp...
02:17:23.000 Yo, that is crazy.
02:17:26.000 Yeah, I think that's some asshole that wants to stick their finger up your nose.
02:17:29.000 That doesn't make any sense.
02:17:31.000 Nasal doctors tell you not to pick your nose.
02:17:33.000 Yeah, right.
02:17:33.000 It can cause infections.
02:17:34.000 It's very close to the bloodstream.
02:17:37.000 The skin is very thin on the inside of your nose.
02:17:40.000 That's why picking your nose is dangerous because you can get infections.
02:17:43.000 An infection goes right to your bloodstream.
02:17:45.000 It's right close to your brain.
02:17:47.000 Yeah.
02:17:49.000 Oh, so Rolfing.
02:17:50.000 So what they do is Ida Rolf, the woman who invented Rolfing.
02:17:55.000 I think that's her name.
02:17:56.000 No, it's the dog from the Muppets.
02:17:58.000 I don't think that's the same.
02:17:59.000 Rolf the dog.
02:18:00.000 I don't think that's the same.
02:18:00.000 The piano player?
02:18:01.000 No.
02:18:02.000 It's not the same Rolf?
02:18:03.000 No, no.
02:18:03.000 I thought it was that guy.
02:18:04.000 All right, go ahead.
02:18:05.000 I think the woman invented it because her son had cerebral palsy.
02:18:08.000 It was one of the best ways to alleviate some of his muscle issues was this intense form of manipulation because he had become so bound up by his disease that she had figured out a way to loosen up the tissue so that he had more range of motion.
02:18:23.000 I found some great relief with that stuff, but it's ruthlessly painful.
02:18:27.000 Yeah, I've had some rolfing done too.
02:18:29.000 It's nice, but it's also awful.
02:18:31.000 It's great in its result, but man, it's brutal.
02:18:34.000 I wanted to make one final point about, because I think I figured out how to make my cultural appropriation point.
02:18:41.000 I don't want to take us back too far, but I think what we're doing is like, and we came to a good place with it, is like, What we're talking about, it's all about language, right?
02:18:51.000 So cultural appropriation, your immediate reaction is, that's absurd.
02:18:55.000 And some of the examples people use is absurd.
02:18:57.000 But underneath the racism is just, we're talking about racial insensitivity.
02:19:01.000 We're talking about being insensitive.
02:19:02.000 And if you try to just focus on that, then you can get to the reality of what's happening.
02:19:07.000 And the original point I wanted to make was, in this article I read about it, it said that we often get locked on these linguistic barriers The boat that the concept floats in on, the absurd boat.
02:19:19.000 So Black Lives Matter is the ultimate example he gave.
02:19:21.000 I just thought this was such a fascinating point.
02:19:24.000 Black Lives Matter is the name of the organization that is there to fight against police brutality and killing of black kids, right?
02:19:32.000 And people react to the words, right?
02:19:35.000 So people go, what are you talking about?
02:19:36.000 Black Lives Matter.
02:19:37.000 All Lives Matter.
02:19:38.000 Blue Lives Matter.
02:19:39.000 And...
02:19:40.000 Basically, if you don't acknowledge that it's Black Lives Matter 2, which is really obvious, right?
02:19:47.000 You're fighting about the words Black Lives Matter where we haven't been talking.
02:19:50.000 You've left the foundation principle behind like a long time ago, which is police brutality.
02:19:56.000 No one's even talking about police brutality anymore.
02:19:57.000 Now they're just talking about the language that you chose to call your group.
02:20:00.000 So at any rate, I think that was the thing I was trying to say.
02:20:04.000 No, that makes sense.
02:20:05.000 Look, all of it makes sense if what is going on is people are being racist, right?
02:20:11.000 If someone is doing something, if racial inappropriation or cultural inappropriation at the heart of it involves racial insensitivity or racist insensitivity.
02:20:21.000 But there's difference, right?
02:20:24.000 Racist, theoretically racist...
02:20:27.000 Is, and again, racism is a word that doesn't have a lot of use anymore either, because you describe the same phenomenon of you saying to, like, your black friend, like, wow, I didn't expect you to be so articulate.
02:20:38.000 You mean well, right?
02:20:40.000 You mean, you're trying to be polite.
02:20:42.000 Or, I don't like black people.
02:20:44.000 They're bad.
02:20:45.000 These are the same, it's the same word to describe both of those things, right?
02:20:48.000 Right.
02:20:49.000 So, insensitivity is not overt and aggressive racism, I think.
02:20:55.000 Yeah.
02:20:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:20:56.000 It's insensitive.
02:20:59.000 It's insensitive racism.
02:21:00.000 Like, you're not being sensitive to the possibility that you're saying something offensive.
02:21:04.000 Or just doing something boorishly dumb.
02:21:06.000 Now, I agree with you that logic's more important than that.
02:21:09.000 But I think, you know, the more aware we can all be about how to not be a dick...
02:21:14.000 Yeah.
02:21:15.000 It's like people want to say, you know, you could never have All in the Family on TV today.
02:21:20.000 Could you imagine?
02:21:21.000 People would go crazy.
02:21:22.000 Well, yeah, that's because we moved past that.
02:21:25.000 I mean, that's what's going on.
02:21:27.000 What's going on is there's a process.
02:21:28.000 And one of the things that's disturbing to people about Trump Right.
02:22:00.000 Not giant groups of people that believe in one God versus another God, which is what it's been historically.
02:22:06.000 The idea is that as time goes on, and as people like my people, the Italians, become so integrated that you can't be racist about us anymore.
02:22:14.000 It doesn't work.
02:22:16.000 I mean, it really doesn't work.
02:22:18.000 It's one of the best examples of it.
02:22:20.000 Totally.
02:22:21.000 It's fascinating because there's so many things that are there still and you're like, they don't have any charge or power any longer.
02:22:26.000 Not only that, there's so much gross behavior by Italians.
02:22:29.000 It just goes unchecked.
02:22:31.000 And I think the Sopranos is probably responsible for a lot of that.
02:22:34.000 I was in Italy last year and I was walking home real late at night and I saw this guy.
02:22:40.000 He's got his girlfriend up against the car and he's fucking like going off on her and I'm like this little like liberal American boy like is somebody gonna call the police and then I kind of stood there for a while longer and he's screaming in her face and then I just like look for about like two or three minutes I go oh this is just some Italian shit.
02:22:57.000 I just walked home.
02:23:00.000 Like, realize, like, oh, there's nothing happening here.
02:23:02.000 Oh, yeah.
02:23:03.000 That's what they used to do, you know?
02:23:05.000 And they still do it over there.
02:23:06.000 When I was over there, my driver, we had this cab driver, and this motherfucker was a cartoon.
02:23:13.000 Oh, yeah.
02:23:13.000 He was driving, and driving like a maniac, and then he would pause, oh, mama mia, look at this girl's ass.
02:23:18.000 No.
02:23:19.000 No, Italy is so Italian.
02:23:21.000 There are parts of how Italian it is that will boggle your mind.
02:23:24.000 Like a dude smoking a cigarette on a Vespa with a girl sitting sideways and everything is like the most Italian thing you could ever imagine.
02:23:32.000 Yeah, it's funny.
02:23:34.000 Because I went there with my family and my wife was like, oh, so this is where you get your shit from.
02:23:40.000 You're from a group of eight people.
02:23:43.000 Italy's the best.
02:23:44.000 Yeah.
02:23:45.000 The best place.
02:23:46.000 It's fun.
02:23:47.000 We went to the Malfi Coast.
02:23:48.000 God, it's pretty.
02:23:49.000 And Malfi's incredible.
02:23:50.000 So good.
02:23:50.000 So pretty it doesn't even look real.
02:23:52.000 Yeah.
02:23:52.000 It's insane.
02:23:53.000 I mean, Italy's like a jewel box.
02:23:55.000 It's just everything.
02:23:56.000 And the further into it you go, the more pretty it gets.
02:23:59.000 I heard Sicily is really beautiful too.
02:24:00.000 I never went.
02:24:01.000 I haven't even either.
02:24:02.000 I went up to Tuscany and I drove all through there and me and Natasha found like this bath cities.
02:24:09.000 These like cities where the Romans would come to bathe and it was like, you know how every Italian city has like a town square?
02:24:15.000 This had a town pool.
02:24:17.000 In the center of it.
02:24:18.000 And it was so cool and weird.
02:24:20.000 There was this big old mound of sulfuric residue.
02:24:25.000 This soft white mountain.
02:24:27.000 It's called Faso Bianco.
02:24:30.000 And it's this big white mountain of soft, chalky, sulfuric residue.
02:24:34.000 The soda water has been falling on it for so long that it's carved these pools into it.
02:24:40.000 And they're like little hot tubs that you can get into on this mountain.
02:24:43.000 Italy's...
02:24:45.000 Bananas.
02:24:45.000 Wow.
02:24:46.000 We wanted to go to, what's the place where the volcano went off and everybody died?
02:24:51.000 Stromboli?
02:24:52.000 Oh, Pompeii.
02:24:53.000 Pompeii, yeah.
02:24:53.000 We wanted to go to Pompeii.
02:24:54.000 We never got around to it.
02:24:55.000 I thought that would have been fascinating to see where these people just hanging out and all of a sudden lava and ash covered everybody and they'd frozen their tracks and died there.
02:25:03.000 Pompeii is a wild place for sure.
02:25:05.000 Yeah.
02:25:06.000 It's also interesting to go to Europe because you realize how old everything is.
02:25:10.000 Yeah.
02:25:11.000 Like, oh, this culture's been around for thousands of years here.
02:25:14.000 Well, it brings us back to the beginning, which is the Roman Empire.
02:25:16.000 Yeah.
02:25:16.000 And it's just like, you look at the kind of like residue of the hugest society that has ever existed.
02:25:25.000 I mean, the Colosseum, they killed so many animals for sport, they put...
02:25:32.000 Certain animals out of business.
02:25:34.000 Like, they extincted some animals.
02:25:36.000 Really?
02:25:36.000 Yes.
02:25:37.000 Like, which ones?
02:25:37.000 I don't know.
02:25:38.000 They don't have them anymore.
02:25:39.000 But, like, certain, like, kinds of animals that they would import and import and import and they're just like, yeah, we killed them all.
02:25:45.000 It's just for sport.
02:25:46.000 Not for any other reason.
02:25:48.000 When we were in the Coliseum, they were explaining where they had those elevators that would take the animals up from the ground floor and open the floor up and then the animals would pop through and they would do battle with them.
02:26:00.000 But they were talking about how they had to raise up the side of the fences because the lower levels were where all the rich people sat.
02:26:06.000 Hilarious.
02:26:07.000 And they were getting jacked by lions.
02:26:08.000 The best.
02:26:09.000 Like the lions figured out how to jump up and get the people that were at the top.
02:26:13.000 Fuck yeah, we need to get some lions back to get those billionaires with their yachts and just eat them.
02:26:17.000 Yeah, how much money do you have to have to put 1.5 billion of it into a boat?
02:26:22.000 That's so crazy.
02:26:23.000 I had a friend who bought a boat for like $60,000, and he took it for one ride, crashed it into the pier, put it in the garage for two years, and then sold it for $20,000.
02:26:31.000 So he took a $40,000 boat ride.
02:26:34.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
02:26:36.000 Yeah, that's what they say.
02:26:37.000 It's a hole in the water where you pour money into it.
02:26:39.000 Right.
02:26:40.000 But if you like to fish...
02:26:42.000 The cool thing about boats is that when you, like, if you say you have something and you go out, Marina Del Rey, and you just go out into the water, you can kind of go wherever the fuck you want.
02:26:54.000 Like, there's no road.
02:26:55.000 Right.
02:26:56.000 But you can go wherever, but, you know, it's all water.
02:26:59.000 So you can go left and right, and as long as you don't hit an island, you can kind of do whatever the fuck you want.
02:27:04.000 Did you see that Maiden Voyage documentary?
02:27:06.000 What was that?
02:27:07.000 It's about this, like, 14-year-old or 16-year-old girl that sails around the world by herself.
02:27:11.000 Oh, yeah.
02:27:12.000 I heard about that.
02:27:13.000 So good.
02:27:13.000 I heard about it.
02:27:13.000 So interesting.
02:27:14.000 Who the fuck are her parents?
02:27:15.000 I mean, there are some Northern European, Danish, like, permissive-ass white people.
02:27:21.000 White people that don't have poverty.
02:27:22.000 That's right.
02:27:23.000 Go around the world.
02:27:24.000 What happens when you don't have poverty?
02:27:25.000 Make sure you call when you land.
02:27:27.000 Maybe you should get some poverty, actually.
02:27:28.000 That'll give you a little bit more to do with your life.
02:27:30.000 Well, you've got to think that the negative aspects of certain societies do create some sort of a rebound effect from those negative aspects.
02:27:38.000 No shit!
02:27:38.000 They didn't make rock and roll in Sweden.
02:27:40.000 That's right.
02:27:40.000 They didn't make hip-hop in fucking Denmark.
02:27:42.000 That's right.
02:27:43.000 They didn't make all these, like, you know, vaudeville and stand-up comedy.
02:27:47.000 I mean, this all came from people of oppression, and that's why...
02:27:50.000 Think about yourself.
02:27:51.000 Yeah.
02:27:51.000 I mean, think about, like, you growing up with a deaf mom, being poor, and all that craziness that you went through when you were a kid.
02:27:57.000 Like, that kind of...
02:27:58.000 All that...
02:28:02.000 It pushes something through.
02:28:04.000 It's totally true.
02:28:05.000 I wouldn't go back and have been raised rich with normal parents.
02:28:08.000 Not for a million dollars.
02:28:10.000 No way.
02:28:10.000 No, not now.
02:28:11.000 Once you've already done it.
02:28:13.000 But I wouldn't have wanted it to have been done in a different way.
02:28:15.000 I like the trauma.
02:28:16.000 Well, also, you know that you made your, well, a lot of people helped you, but you made yourself.
02:28:22.000 Whereas if your parents were Trump, you know, or your parents were the Rockefellers or whatever, and they gave you this monthly stipend, you know, fuck, man.
02:28:32.000 Who are you then?
02:28:33.000 Who is Trump?
02:28:34.000 He's the same version.
02:28:36.000 He started from nothing.
02:28:38.000 I mean, he started from...
02:28:39.000 Two million dollars.
02:28:40.000 From two million bucks from his father, who was one of the richest people in upstate New York.
02:28:43.000 And now, who is he?
02:28:45.000 What is he like when the lights are off?
02:28:47.000 I wish I could have a fucking feed of Trump's brain when the lights go down.
02:28:52.000 That's probably chaos.
02:28:53.000 What is he thinking?
02:28:54.000 Is he like, I'm killing it?
02:28:55.000 Or is he like, what have I done?
02:28:56.000 I think there's gotta be both.
02:28:58.000 He doesn't drink and he doesn't do drugs.
02:29:02.000 And I think there's gotta be a part of his brain that's pushing down the what have I done and reinforcing, doubling down on the I'm the greatest, I'm the best, I mean, that's why he kept saying about his inauguration numbers, so many people were there, and even when they told him that it wasn't the case,
02:29:20.000 he fought it.
02:29:20.000 Then when he kept parroting, not just parroting to friends, but doing it to the news, doing it to the press, that he got the largest number of electoral college votes, that's crazy.
02:29:32.000 It's psychedelic narcissism.
02:29:35.000 It's so far out there, it starts to seem like...
02:29:38.000 Whoa, you're bending reality.
02:29:40.000 And it actually is bending reality.
02:29:41.000 He's done a fascinating job of just making people not know what's real anymore.
02:29:48.000 And no one knows what's real anymore.
02:29:49.000 And Syria is the ultimate example because it's unclear what is real there.
02:29:54.000 No one knows what the right thing to do is.
02:29:56.000 Who are we attacking and why?
02:29:58.000 What are we trying to stop?
02:29:59.000 You sent bombs to the people that are fighting ISIS to fight those people from doing chemical warfare on their own people, but then we also are fighting ISIS with them, and then it's just the whole thing.
02:30:08.000 You're just like, I give up.
02:30:09.000 Yeah.
02:30:09.000 Yeah, well how about Ron Paul was saying that the chemical attack doesn't make sense, so certain, certain Republicans are actually looking at me, is Ron Paul technically Republicans more of a libertarian than anything, but they're looking at it and saying, like, this, this might not even been real.
02:30:24.000 I mean, I just, well, I heard this great thing about how no one in Israel believes that Rabin was killed by Yigdal Amir, the Jewish guy, like, that they, they believe in that.
02:30:35.000 Basically, hearing a conspiracy theory that widely believed in a country that isn't my own made me realize how wildly desperate for conspiracy theory everyone is.
02:30:46.000 Somehow, the distance where it was like, oh, it's Israel, it's not really me, made me go like, oh, this is so interesting, like...
02:30:52.000 Everybody wants to believe.
02:30:53.000 It wasn't one hour until they were saying that the chemical attack by Assad was not real.
02:30:58.000 Even though Assad has done gas-based chemical attacks on his own people before, and his father did before him, somehow this one was like, no, no, this is fake.
02:31:07.000 It might be fake.
02:31:08.000 That's what's so crazy and mind-bending.
02:31:10.000 It might be fake.
02:31:11.000 And yet, I don't buy any conspiracy theories anymore, because I know how desperate people are to believe them.
02:31:16.000 Well, this was the same scenario that led Obama to make that speech saying that we need to go into Syria.
02:31:23.000 Right.
02:31:23.000 And the whole American people went, fuck that, because we were deep in the Iraq War, deep in the Afghanistan War.
02:31:28.000 And that was when, I think that was 2013 or 14, but Trump made quotes.
02:31:35.000 It's crazy.
02:31:36.000 That he tweeted, like, what does the U.S. have to gain for going into Syria?
02:31:40.000 We should be America first.
02:31:41.000 And then winds up acting almost instantaneously.
02:31:46.000 Yeah, I know.
02:31:46.000 When it happens.
02:31:47.000 But people keep dropping these, like, you said this bombs at Trump's feet, like he cares about intellectual coherence or hypocrisy.
02:31:54.000 He doesn't care.
02:31:54.000 He's a fucking rat trapped.
02:31:56.000 He's trapped in a corner of a maze and he's going like...
02:31:59.000 What the fuck do I do?
02:32:00.000 Oh, I'll just do this.
02:32:00.000 It's so transparent.
02:32:02.000 Like, 35% approval rating.
02:32:05.000 Everything is...
02:32:05.000 You're collapsing under your own weight.
02:32:07.000 You have the House and the Senate, and you can't get anything done.
02:32:09.000 No one likes you.
02:32:10.000 You're the worst.
02:32:11.000 So what do you do?
02:32:12.000 You fucking make something explode.
02:32:15.000 It's just such a terrible recipe if something actually goes wrong.
02:32:18.000 Oh, yeah.
02:32:19.000 Like, Syria is a minor issue.
02:32:22.000 No one died.
02:32:23.000 Totally.
02:32:23.000 They bombed some airfields.
02:32:24.000 They ruined some, you know, some ground.
02:32:27.000 I agree.
02:32:28.000 Ruined some airships, some planes.
02:32:30.000 But what happens if something really goes down and that guy is the figurehead?
02:32:35.000 That is the difference between the Roman Empire and this empire, is that the Roman Empire didn't have the power to press a button and destroy, like, half the countries on Earth, and we do.
02:32:47.000 So that's the scary part.
02:32:50.000 Come to the Comedy Store this Saturday night!
02:32:55.000 Yeah, let's wrap it up with depressing.
02:32:57.000 Want to wrap it up with depressing?
02:32:58.000 I'm doing a show on Comedy Central I should probably mention.
02:33:01.000 Yeah, you briefly mentioned it earlier, but tell everybody what it is.
02:33:03.000 April 18th we debut.
02:33:05.000 It's called Problematic.
02:33:06.000 Problematic?
02:33:06.000 Yeah, I'm excited about it.
02:33:07.000 Why do you call it problematic and why you look like Hitler?
02:33:12.000 Because it's problematic.
02:33:13.000 That doesn't even look like you.
02:33:15.000 What a weird photo.
02:33:16.000 You don't think?
02:33:16.000 I think I look cute.
02:33:18.000 You do look cute.
02:33:18.000 Thank you.
02:33:19.000 But you look like you're 19 years old and you still live with your mom.
02:33:22.000 Yeah.
02:33:22.000 I still live with my deaf mom.
02:33:24.000 I'm still...
02:33:25.000 Running in BART trains.
02:33:27.000 Basically, it's a theme.
02:33:28.000 Every week is a theme of some of the undercurrents of society.
02:33:32.000 We're not talking politics.
02:33:33.000 We're talking about the tectonic plates underneath them.
02:33:36.000 So cultural appropriation, how the internet's changing our brain, the dark web, all these kind of like...
02:33:42.000 A lot of the fun stuff that you like to go to, too.
02:33:44.000 Just these big, big concepts, big ideas.
02:33:47.000 And it's a talk show where...
02:33:49.000 Oh, and the other cool thing is it's very Donahue.
02:33:51.000 So we go out into the audience.
02:33:53.000 Oh, nice.
02:33:53.000 Let people ask questions and get up and say their piece.
02:33:57.000 So you do it in front of a live crowd?
02:33:58.000 Yeah, in front of a live audience.
02:33:59.000 And so some of it's done in the field and then you bring it back and show it to the audience?
02:34:03.000 Yeah, and so this week we're doing how technology is changing us.
02:34:09.000 We have this guy Nick Carr that wrote The Shallows On and it's a couple of comedians to make it fun and funny.
02:34:17.000 Basically, every week is a different topic, and we ask a question, and hopefully we get to the bottom of it.
02:34:23.000 You should come on sometime, Joe.
02:34:24.000 I would love to.
02:34:25.000 What do you want me to do?
02:34:26.000 I don't know yet.
02:34:27.000 What do you think you would...
02:34:28.000 Yeah, I'll send you all the topics and we'll...
02:34:31.000 Yeah, we'll figure something out.
02:34:32.000 Yeah, cool.
02:34:33.000 Yeah, it's perfect for people that like this show because it's like real conversations.
02:34:38.000 It's not like...
02:34:39.000 It's an actual...
02:34:40.000 I think people are desperate for that.
02:34:41.000 Yes.
02:34:42.000 I think you are actually kind of ahead of the curve on the real conversation thing, but I think people are like...
02:34:47.000 Podcasts in general are...
02:34:49.000 I think it's so interesting that we are simultaneously like...
02:34:52.000 Making technology and entertainment shorter and shorter and shorter and shorter.
02:34:56.000 And there's things like your show where they're like two hour episodes.
02:35:00.000 It's like at the same time people are driven to distraction.
02:35:04.000 They're desperate to get some depth.
02:35:06.000 And hopefully that's what we'll find.
02:35:08.000 Well, it just fills a different void that's available in entertainment, especially when people are driving.
02:35:16.000 Like, if you're driving for long periods of time, which a lot of people listening to this right now are doing.
02:35:20.000 Hi, everybody.
02:35:20.000 How you doing, drivers?
02:35:21.000 Tune in!
02:35:22.000 If you're on a plane flight and it's going to take you 14 hours, you downloaded a bunch of podcasts.
02:35:28.000 Yeah.
02:35:48.000 Yeah, but that's part of its beauty.
02:35:51.000 And that's the difference between making a show and podcasting.
02:35:54.000 Podcasting is awesome because you can find the kernel in like minute 48. You're like, oh, I found what that episode was about.
02:36:00.000 Yeah, like we've done a couple of times in this conversation, go back to things and see how they're connected.
02:36:05.000 We don't have an executive standing over our shoulder telling us to hit all the data points.
02:36:09.000 Right.
02:36:10.000 So, I hopefully, and by the way, Comedy Central has been, and I was just saying this as a company, man, they've been cool about saying, like, go get weird.
02:36:18.000 They kind of have to now.
02:36:19.000 Yes, I totally agree.
02:36:20.000 They're locked into this spot like, oh my god, everyone's going away.
02:36:23.000 There's no one left on television.
02:36:25.000 Exactly.
02:36:25.000 And they have South Park, which is the best, and then they have Tosh, which is a monster, and they don't have much else.
02:36:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:36:32.000 They got another period.
02:36:33.000 My lovely wife's show.
02:36:34.000 What is that?
02:36:35.000 Oh, you've never seen it?
02:36:36.000 It's really funny.
02:36:37.000 Is it on right now?
02:36:38.000 It's on, yeah.
02:36:38.000 It'll be its third season this summer.
02:36:40.000 I wrote and produced that show for the last few years.
02:36:43.000 It's been on for more than a year?
02:36:45.000 Yeah, it'll be third season.
02:36:47.000 I mean, there's too much TV, Joe.
02:36:49.000 There is too much TV. It used to be when a comic had a show.
02:36:52.000 It was a big deal.
02:36:53.000 I know.
02:36:54.000 It's crazy.
02:36:54.000 A comic getting his own show is now a comic doing Comedy Central Presents or Premium Bland.
02:37:02.000 It's like the same equivalent.
02:37:03.000 And the young comics are so funny because they think they deserve a show.
02:37:07.000 Really?
02:37:08.000 This used to be me thinking I deserve to go to Montreal.
02:37:10.000 It's like them thinking, where's my network show?
02:37:13.000 Fuck you!
02:37:14.000 That's so weird.
02:37:15.000 It's weird.
02:37:16.000 What a weird time, man.
02:37:17.000 It definitely is.
02:37:18.000 It is a weird time.
02:37:19.000 But you have a podcast too, right?
02:37:21.000 I do, yeah.
02:37:21.000 I do a podcast.
02:37:23.000 You still need to come on, too.
02:37:25.000 I'll do it.
02:37:25.000 Yeah, it's called the Hound Tall Discussion Series, and it's basically what led to this TV show on Comedy Central, which was that we get one expert on, and it's in front of a lot.
02:37:34.000 What's called the Hound Tall instead of the Town Hall?
02:37:36.000 Yeah.
02:37:36.000 A little play on words?
02:37:37.000 Yeah, a little play on words.
02:37:38.000 Do you expect people to remember that?
02:37:39.000 No, ill-advised, bad name.
02:37:41.000 I'm willing to admit that.
02:37:42.000 You know, about three episodes in, I said to the listeners, I was like, I'm willing to change this name.
02:37:46.000 I'm thinking it's stupid.
02:37:47.000 They all were like, no, we like it now.
02:37:49.000 Oh, well, don't listen to them in the first place.
02:37:51.000 They're the ones who are willing to listen to it with a crazy name.
02:37:54.000 So, we basically get an expert on, and we have that person try to give a talk in his field of expertise while comics riff over it.
02:38:00.000 Oh.
02:38:00.000 So, it's like Mystery Science Theater meets a TED talk, kind of.
02:38:03.000 Oh, that's cool.
02:38:03.000 Yeah.
02:38:04.000 Nice.
02:38:05.000 So that's kind of what led to the TV shows.
02:38:07.000 Every week is a different topic, and this is every episode is a different topic.
02:38:11.000 So you enjoyed doing this Comedy Central thing.
02:38:12.000 It was fun.
02:38:13.000 Yeah, it's fun.
02:38:14.000 I'm into, like you are, I'm into big ideas and big conversations.
02:38:17.000 It's harder to have big conversations in bite-sized, you know...
02:38:21.000 Is it half?
02:38:22.000 Half hour?
02:38:22.000 Half hour.
02:38:23.000 I'd like it to get to be an hour.
02:38:25.000 If all goes well, I'd like that to happen.
02:38:27.000 Yeah, especially, I mean, you're dealing with things like cultural appropriation.
02:38:30.000 I know.
02:38:31.000 Just the opposing sides are going to take more than 15 minutes.
02:38:34.000 Exactly.
02:38:34.000 It's electric.
02:38:37.000 The full tapings have been really fun and electric, and then you have to squeeze them into 22 minutes.
02:38:41.000 So we're going to be releasing a bunch of extended stuff.
02:38:45.000 We had MC Search on.
02:38:46.000 It was really a great conversation.
02:38:47.000 We had MC Search on to talk cultural appropriation.
02:38:50.000 Did he keep it real?
02:38:50.000 So real.
02:38:51.000 Did he keep it really real?
02:38:52.000 I mean, is this a bit?
02:38:54.000 Yeah.
02:38:55.000 MC Search used to have the worst talk show in the history of the known universe, and it was so bad.
02:39:00.000 They would play clips of it on Opie and Anthony, and clips of him talking about, we're going to keep it real, y'all.
02:39:06.000 But this conversation I had with Search was so...
02:39:08.000 First of all, I love Search, and he was so...
02:39:11.000 Our conversation about appropriation...
02:39:12.000 I used to love him third base.
02:39:13.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:39:14.000 He's like the original guy.
02:39:16.000 Yeah.
02:39:16.000 And we were talking with like a 1981 white rapper about cultural appropriation.
02:39:21.000 It was like a really cool, really awesome...
02:39:23.000 Well, he appropriated the whole deal.
02:39:25.000 He got a black wife and the whole deal.
02:39:26.000 He went deep.
02:39:28.000 Yeah, he went deep.
02:39:29.000 He went deep.
02:39:29.000 He said something so funny in this interview.
02:39:31.000 I was like...
02:39:33.000 Asking, is it different when white people appropriate?
02:39:35.000 Just what we were talking about.
02:39:36.000 Is it different when black people appropriate versus when white people appropriate?
02:39:39.000 And he goes, he thinks for a second, he goes, well, white people as a whole...
02:39:46.000 Are the devils of society.
02:39:48.000 It was like an atomic bomb.
02:39:50.000 I did not think you were about to say that.
02:39:53.000 Well, he's white.
02:39:53.000 I mean, it was just so bizarre.
02:39:55.000 Yeah.
02:39:56.000 But anyway.
02:39:57.000 So every week is a different topic.
02:39:59.000 Is he a smart guy?
02:39:59.000 I think he's a very smart guy.
02:40:01.000 One of the best storytellers I've ever met.
02:40:02.000 Really?
02:40:03.000 You gotta hear his story about how MC Hammer tried to have him killed.
02:40:05.000 It's one of the greatest stories.
02:40:06.000 What?
02:40:07.000 It's one of the greatest stories of all time.
02:40:08.000 Is that real?
02:40:09.000 Oh, it's amazing.
02:40:10.000 It's on my old podcast that I did with Neil Brennan, The Champs.
02:40:13.000 His episode...
02:40:14.000 MC Searchers episode it's on there and it is one of the craziest stories you will ever hear in your life Wow, yeah, it's real MC hammer tried to have him killed listen Hey, listen to the story.
02:40:25.000 I mean yes.
02:40:26.000 You want me to tell you the story?
02:40:27.000 I can tell you a version a quick version.
02:40:28.000 Okay, basically He did an a song where they dissed MC Emmer's mom, right?
02:40:34.000 Oh Jesus for some lyrical reason I mean it didn't know and MC Emmer got angry and Oh, my God.
02:41:02.000 You have to dead this contract.
02:41:04.000 Please don't kill my clients or whatever.
02:41:06.000 And so the head of the Crips is like, I will end this hit on third base, but only if you can get me tickets to the Grammys sitting next to Michael Jackson.
02:41:19.000 And Russell Simmons is like, oh my god.
02:41:21.000 Okay.
02:41:21.000 And then he calls Michael Jackson through some crazy series of events and somehow gets to Michael Jackson.
02:41:27.000 And Michael Jackson says, okay, I'll let him sit next to me if blah blah blah happens.
02:41:31.000 I don't know what it was.
02:41:32.000 Some other weird twist.
02:41:33.000 Bring some robot fuck kid dolls to my house.
02:41:37.000 Go to the future, find these fuck kids, bring them back.
02:41:41.000 And then third base...
02:41:43.000 By the way, they have no idea.
02:41:44.000 They're in the air.
02:41:44.000 They're flying while all this weird machinations are happening.
02:41:48.000 They land, and meeting them at the gate is a crip, a high-level lieutenant crip, right?
02:41:55.000 And he's like, stay with me.
02:41:57.000 There's a contract on your life, and the only way that you'll live through this trip is if you stay right next to me.
02:42:01.000 So they're walking through LA and these Crips are coming up who haven't, because it's like the Crips, you know, they don't have like an infrastructure.
02:42:07.000 No internet back then.
02:42:07.000 Exactly.
02:42:08.000 So these Crips like roll up and the lieutenant will be like, hey, Crippy Crip, you know, hand sign, stand down.
02:42:15.000 And the Crip will be like about to kill him and then would go, oh, thank God.
02:42:19.000 Search, I'm a big fan, man.
02:42:21.000 Right on.
02:42:22.000 Oh my God.
02:42:24.000 Jesus Christ.
02:42:25.000 Yeah, it's a crazy ass story.
02:42:27.000 Wow.
02:42:27.000 Wow, MC Hammer jumps the gun, huh?
02:42:29.000 Got a little crazy there.
02:42:31.000 I mean, indeed.
02:42:32.000 I don't know if it's true, but I know that he told that story.
02:42:34.000 Wow.
02:42:35.000 Anyway.
02:42:35.000 Let's leave it at that.
02:42:36.000 Cool.
02:42:36.000 So when does your show start?
02:42:37.000 April 18th, 10 p.m., after Tosh, The Monster.
02:42:40.000 Oh, soon.
02:42:40.000 That's next...
02:42:42.000 Yeah, next Thursday.
02:42:43.000 Thursday?
02:42:43.000 Thursday?
02:42:44.000 Yep, next Thursday is our first episode.
02:42:46.000 Oh, right after Tosh.
02:42:47.000 It's a sweet spot, too.
02:42:48.000 Ooh, they're banking on Moshe.
02:42:50.000 I hope so.
02:42:51.000 I'm banking on me, too.
02:42:52.000 Well, thanks, brother.
02:42:52.000 Let's do this more often.
02:42:53.000 I'll do yours next.
02:42:54.000 Yes, please, please.
02:42:55.000 Thanks, Joe.
02:42:56.000 That was awesome.
02:42:56.000 Bye, everybody.
02:42:59.000 That was awesome.