The Joe Rogan Experience - April 11, 2017


Joe Rogan Experience #944 - Scott Eastwood & Cameron Hanes


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 44 minutes

Words per Minute

191.97195

Word Count

31,509

Sentence Count

3,637

Misogynist Sentences

65


Summary

In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the sit down with a good friend of the show, Joe Eastwood. Joe and I talk about growing up in the same house as Clint Eastwood, how we met, and how we became friends. We also talk about how we got into archery, and Joe shares some of his favorite memories of growing up with his dad. Joe also talks about how he got into public service and how he became involved in the fight against the Surfrider Foundation and the fight to protect public lands in general. Thanks to our sponsor, Under Armour, for sponsoring this episode! We hope you enjoy, sit down, and have a nice rest of your day. Cheers, Joe and Joe! XOXO - The Eastwood Brothers. -Joe and Scott Eastwood - The Westwood Boys is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. Hosted by and . Produced by , & Featuring . . . . , , . . , . , , . , and . . and . & . - Joe and Co-hosted by . . & . . ! Hosts: , Joe, , & , Brad, , , & Cam, . and , is a proud member of the Native Creative Crew. . We are proud to be able to provide you with access to all of the amazing resources and resources provided to us by Native Creative and Native Creative Commons. , including our patrons! , our sponsors! and all of our supporters! . ) Thank you so much for all of your support and support, we really appreciate you, thank you for making this podcast possible. Thank you, so much, we appreciate you! - Thank you for all the support, and we appreciate all the love, support, appreciation, and appreciation, we truly appreciate all of you, you are amazing support, support you, and much more! ... thank you, we can t do this, we are so much more than we can do this... we appreciate it, we love you, thanks, we will keep on, we'll see you back, we're going to keep on Thank you back and we'll keep on keep on coming, we re gonna keep on moving forward, we see you.


Transcript

00:00:04.000 Oh, ladies and gentlemen, we got a sweet show today.
00:00:11.000 Cameron Haynes is in the building, ladies and gentlemen.
00:00:13.000 Cameron Haynes.
00:00:13.000 What's up?
00:00:14.000 What's up, brother?
00:00:15.000 Scott motherfucking Eastwood is in the house.
00:00:17.000 And if you can't see me, it's because I'm wearing this sweet Under Armour camo shirt, and I do tend to blend into the background.
00:00:22.000 So if you get confused and go, why is Joe's head just floating in the air like that?
00:00:27.000 But if you could see it, you'd notice you look jacked in it.
00:00:32.000 Jacked, right?
00:00:32.000 It's tight.
00:00:33.000 It's form-fitting.
00:00:35.000 I'm peeling it.
00:00:36.000 I'm peeling it.
00:00:37.000 It's a floating head.
00:00:38.000 So Cam's in town.
00:00:39.000 We're shooting bows today, and I know he gave you a bow yesterday.
00:00:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:00:43.000 We went down to Riverside, Riverside Archery, to check out, you know, he's throwing me a bow.
00:00:52.000 So that was cool.
00:00:53.000 You had an old bow.
00:00:55.000 We had an upgrade, didn't we?
00:00:57.000 Yeah.
00:00:57.000 What was your old bow?
00:00:58.000 It was an old Ross.
00:00:59.000 It was probably from...
00:01:01.000 Like Ross dressed for less.
00:01:03.000 Yeah.
00:01:03.000 Same company?
00:01:05.000 No, no.
00:01:05.000 I don't even know if you heard.
00:01:07.000 Is Ross an archery company?
00:01:08.000 A big archery company?
00:01:09.000 No.
00:01:09.000 No, it's small.
00:01:10.000 I don't know.
00:01:12.000 I'm not even sure if they still have.
00:01:13.000 They probably don't make them anymore.
00:01:14.000 This was like a secondhand bow I bought off somebody years ago.
00:01:18.000 So is this something you wanted to do for a while and somehow or another you got a hold of Cam?
00:01:22.000 I don't remember how we got connected.
00:01:24.000 It was through Instagram.
00:01:26.000 He likes to say I slid him a DM. It's all going down in the DMs.
00:01:31.000 Some desperate girl.
00:01:32.000 But I think...
00:01:34.000 I mean, I always put up hunting stuff, obviously, and I think you commented maybe or something.
00:01:39.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:39.000 So it wasn't like an unsolicited DM, like, hey, I'd like to get to know you a little better, but I think it was...
00:01:47.000 Which would have been okay, too.
00:01:49.000 It's all good.
00:01:50.000 I mean, it's 2017. Everybody's free to express themselves in the way they feel.
00:01:54.000 Yeah.
00:01:54.000 So it's something like that built on.
00:01:56.000 And then we just started talking archery, then hunting.
00:01:59.000 And he grew up and has hunted and had the bow.
00:02:03.000 And so he got done with his movie stuff and was here and thought, hey, let's get together and shoot.
00:02:09.000 Also the public land stuff, too.
00:02:10.000 I've been noticing you guys have both been talking about that.
00:02:13.000 And so I was really interested in that.
00:02:15.000 So I started reading up about it.
00:02:17.000 And I just said, you know, hey, how can I help?
00:02:19.000 How can I get involved?
00:02:20.000 Because this means a lot to me.
00:02:22.000 I'm a native Californian, and I grew up going to Yosemite, you know, going hunting, going fishing, using the public lands.
00:02:30.000 And so it was really important to me.
00:02:32.000 You know, my dad was a state parks commissioner.
00:02:35.000 Most people don't know that.
00:02:36.000 When was this?
00:02:37.000 What point in his life?
00:02:38.000 This was gotta be...
00:02:40.000 Before he was the mayor of Carmel?
00:02:42.000 No, no, after.
00:02:43.000 Really?
00:02:43.000 Yeah, this was after.
00:02:44.000 So fairly recently then?
00:02:45.000 Yeah, probably in the last, I would say, 15 years.
00:02:48.000 I mean, I know he did it for a while and then got out.
00:02:52.000 But, you know, he was big in the...
00:02:56.000 Do you remember the toll road going through San Clemente?
00:03:01.000 No, I'm not aware of that.
00:03:02.000 Yeah, so they were proposing a...
00:03:04.000 This was when Arnold Schwarzenegger was in office.
00:03:06.000 And they were proposing a toll road to go through San Clemente, which goes through Trestles, which is a popular surf break.
00:03:12.000 And he was...
00:03:14.000 Everyone got behind it.
00:03:17.000 Surfrider Foundation didn't want it because it was going to destroy the wave and ultimately destroy the national park there.
00:03:24.000 And so he was big on that kind of stuff.
00:03:26.000 And so I've always been...
00:03:28.000 You know, sort of following his footsteps saying, we gotta get in front of this problem.
00:03:33.000 Dude, your dad's Clint Eastwood.
00:03:35.000 That's so crazy.
00:03:37.000 That is so crazy.
00:03:38.000 What is it like having Clint Eastwood as a dad?
00:03:41.000 Like, what's your dad do?
00:03:42.000 My dad is Clint Eastwood, bitch.
00:03:45.000 People just feel like, oh shit.
00:03:47.000 They just walk away confused.
00:03:48.000 Like, what happened to me?
00:03:49.000 I just got hit with a rock.
00:03:53.000 And you look like him, man.
00:03:55.000 It's weird.
00:03:55.000 When I'm looking at you, I see your dad from the old outlaw Josie Wales days.
00:04:00.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:01.000 You know what's crazy is looking at photos of him when he was 12 and I was 12. You cannot tell the difference.
00:04:08.000 You put him in both in black and white, you can't tell the difference.
00:04:10.000 Wow.
00:04:11.000 That's a trip.
00:04:12.000 What was it like growing up with him as a dad?
00:04:14.000 When did you realize?
00:04:15.000 Like, holy shit.
00:04:17.000 I think I realized, uh, I'm 31, so I probably realized when I was about 8. I watched Unforgiven.
00:04:25.000 Oh!
00:04:26.000 Yeah.
00:04:26.000 He let you watch that when you were 8?
00:04:29.000 That's my favorite Clint Eastwood movie ever.
00:04:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:32.000 Well, High Plains Drifter's right up there, too.
00:04:34.000 I don't know, it's hard to lock them down.
00:04:36.000 Sure, sure.
00:04:37.000 But The Unforgiven's a dark movie, man.
00:04:39.000 Yeah, it's dark.
00:04:40.000 William Money.
00:04:41.000 William Money.
00:04:42.000 Killer of women and children.
00:04:44.000 That's a dark movie, man.
00:04:45.000 We all got it coming.
00:04:47.000 That's what he says in that one.
00:04:48.000 I love that.
00:04:49.000 Probably one of the most realistic killers, too.
00:04:52.000 The way he handled stuff and the way everybody else was falling apart.
00:04:55.000 You never saw that in those movies.
00:04:57.000 Well, it was about regret.
00:04:58.000 It was about a life filled of regret and things that you did wrong that you wish you could have done better.
00:05:08.000 It was sort of one last ride to do something better for his kids.
00:05:14.000 I think that was sort of interesting.
00:05:16.000 It was sort of a final culmination of all his Westerns.
00:05:19.000 It really was.
00:05:20.000 And almost like he updated them all, too.
00:05:23.000 Because in the old movies, you'd have cowards and you'd have heroes and stuff like that.
00:05:28.000 In The Unforgiven, he took it to a totally different level, like, psychologically.
00:05:33.000 You know, like, even the way he, like, the switch goes off when he starts drinking, and then he starts just fucking murking everybody.
00:05:40.000 Like, the way it was handled, it seemed so realistic.
00:05:43.000 The way everybody would fall apart in gunfights, and the way...
00:05:46.000 I gotta watch that again now.
00:05:48.000 It's been a while.
00:05:48.000 Now I'm like, this sounds awesome.
00:05:51.000 It's fucking great.
00:05:52.000 It's a fucking great movie.
00:05:53.000 I remember seeing it.
00:05:54.000 I remember the movie.
00:05:55.000 I went to see it in the movie theater, and when the credits rolled at the end, I just went like this.
00:06:01.000 Yeah, powerful one.
00:06:03.000 Yeah.
00:06:04.000 It's an intense movie, man.
00:06:05.000 Fucking intense.
00:06:06.000 So when you're eight, you figured it out?
00:06:08.000 Like, that movie?
00:06:09.000 Right around then, yeah.
00:06:11.000 I remember watching it.
00:06:13.000 I'm not sure if I watched it with him or shortly after he made it.
00:06:17.000 And just thinking, you know, that is the coolest thing.
00:06:20.000 And I want to do that.
00:06:22.000 You know, I want to be in movies.
00:06:24.000 I want to tell stories like that.
00:06:26.000 Wow.
00:06:27.000 So, how many...
00:06:28.000 And you have brothers and sisters, and so how did all that work?
00:06:32.000 Yeah, I've got a few sisters.
00:06:34.000 My dad was a busy guy.
00:06:36.000 How many kids in the family?
00:06:38.000 How many wives?
00:06:40.000 Yeah, let's just go with that.
00:06:42.000 He's only had two wives, but he's had a few girlfriends, a few different babies, mamas.
00:06:48.000 Yeah.
00:06:50.000 So did you live with him?
00:06:52.000 I did.
00:06:53.000 I did.
00:06:53.000 I would bounce back and forth.
00:06:55.000 I lived with my mom.
00:06:57.000 I lived with my mom in California until I was about 7 or 8. And then I lived...
00:07:03.000 Then she moved.
00:07:04.000 She packed up.
00:07:05.000 This was kind of around the time when they split.
00:07:06.000 Was your mom an actress, too?
00:07:08.000 No, no, no, no.
00:07:09.000 She was just a normal person, a flight attendant.
00:07:12.000 She had two kids with my dad, and she packed up, I think, when they sort of split, and she moved to Hawaii.
00:07:18.000 She had lived there when she was a lot younger, and so she had always loved Hawaii.
00:07:23.000 So I had gone to Hawaii to live probably from about 8 to about 16. Wow.
00:07:30.000 Yeah.
00:07:30.000 And then I ultimately moved back with my dad for the last couple years of high school.
00:07:38.000 So yeah, it was an interesting upbringing.
00:07:40.000 On one hand, I was with my dad for some time when I was in Hawaii, living there.
00:07:46.000 I don't know if you know anything about Hawaii as a white boy growing up.
00:07:51.000 You're the minority.
00:07:53.000 Yeah.
00:07:53.000 So it was a lot of fist fights.
00:07:57.000 Did you show up with a Haole t-shirt on?
00:07:59.000 Haole's rule?
00:08:00.000 I mean, a lot of people don't realize that.
00:08:04.000 Hawaii is from a warrior society still.
00:08:09.000 And that's a great thing, kind of, because it's very primal.
00:08:13.000 And it's also one of those things where...
00:08:17.000 There's not a lot of tolerance for, you know, someone that you don't know or part of your family.
00:08:24.000 And so, you know, for me it was tough.
00:08:27.000 Did they accept you eventually?
00:08:29.000 You know, sports...
00:08:33.000 Sports really bridged that gap.
00:08:35.000 Football.
00:08:36.000 I played football and that was...
00:08:38.000 That really...
00:08:40.000 It was tough because the first year they were like, no.
00:08:43.000 They were like, you know, get the fuck out of here.
00:08:45.000 That would suck.
00:08:47.000 Yeah, you know, I was a kid then.
00:08:48.000 I was probably, I don't know, I can't remember, 10 or so, playing peewee football, right?
00:08:53.000 Right.
00:08:54.000 And then as I would...
00:08:58.000 You know, prove myself that I was down for hard work and, you know, down to throw hits that, you know, that sort of, you know, bridged the gap.
00:09:06.000 And then ultimately, they were part of my team.
00:09:09.000 And then so we would, you know, go to other schools and, you know, play other schools.
00:09:13.000 And then I was still the Howley boy to everybody else, but they had my back now.
00:09:19.000 So that was cool.
00:09:20.000 That had to be a bizarre time, man, to be a 10-year-old and all of a sudden be in that environment.
00:09:25.000 Sure.
00:09:25.000 Sure.
00:09:26.000 It was different.
00:09:28.000 I didn't know any better.
00:09:29.000 Right.
00:09:30.000 Okay, well, this is what I got to deal with now is the cards I got dealt, so I either got to man up.
00:09:36.000 Yeah, I have a bunch of buddies who live in Hawaii, and they say that if you're respectful and you're not a douchebag, after a while you just fit right in and everybody's cool with it.
00:09:45.000 Yeah.
00:09:45.000 I mean, I grew up also as a surfer.
00:09:50.000 I was growing up surfing, and so there's definitely a pecking order and a respect there that you have to learn, or you're going to learn the hard way.
00:09:59.000 And I think that was a good thing, ultimately, because it kind of humbles you and makes you know your place, which is good.
00:10:09.000 Did you start training jiu-jitsu there?
00:10:12.000 I started, you know, actually, one of my good buddies who passed away, Paul Walker, got me into jiu-jitsu.
00:10:20.000 He got me in about six years ago.
00:10:23.000 Maybe more now.
00:10:25.000 Yeah, he was like a purple belt, right?
00:10:26.000 Or a brown belt or something?
00:10:27.000 Yeah, he was a brown belt when he died.
00:10:30.000 And so, yeah, he was, I mean, he was, you know, diehard.
00:10:33.000 I mean, he had a place in Hawaii, actually, and he would go get mats and he would get his place outfitted so he could practice at home.
00:10:40.000 Oh, wow.
00:10:42.000 And he got me involved.
00:10:44.000 And that's, you know, that's another thing that's great about over there is, like, you really realize, like, obviously, you know, jits is, like, the ultimate humbling, you know, for people, especially for, you know, I think for men that carry a lot of ego around or carry a lot of, you know,
00:11:01.000 you know, I think as men, we're trying to figure out who we are, especially when we're young.
00:11:06.000 It really calms your ego down because you always know, you know, I'm gonna choke some people out and people are gonna choke me out.
00:11:12.000 Yeah.
00:11:13.000 And it's just no matter what level you're at.
00:11:14.000 You also get it out of your system.
00:11:16.000 Sure.
00:11:17.000 A big part of what men do, they puff their chest up, is they want to prove themselves and they haven't yet.
00:11:22.000 Yeah.
00:11:22.000 And they don't know.
00:11:23.000 And so they want to like put up this air like they're some bad motherfucker because they're insecure.
00:11:27.000 Of course.
00:11:28.000 They don't know.
00:11:29.000 And once you've done it a bunch of times and, you know, trained for a few years, it just it all calms down.
00:11:35.000 Yeah, you notice like all the all the you know guys who do it consistently or eat the high-level guys Just so calm.
00:11:41.000 Yeah, so calm and that's actually one thing I noticed about Cameron too.
00:11:44.000 He's like he's a calm motherfucker cuz He spends a lot of time out in the wilderness and I think that has a big You know with the world we live in now today.
00:11:56.000 Yeah, we're Yeah, and we talked about this.
00:12:00.000 Some of the experiences, the stressful experiences and the hard.
00:12:03.000 I mean, life here is never hard, really.
00:12:07.000 The challenges we face in the regular everyday world.
00:12:09.000 Sometimes you have traffic, dude.
00:12:11.000 Sometimes the line at Starbucks is huge.
00:12:13.000 I know.
00:12:14.000 That's hard.
00:12:15.000 Okay.
00:12:15.000 Aside from that.
00:12:16.000 That is tough.
00:12:17.000 It's spelled Cam with a K. Right.
00:12:19.000 But so, I mean, it puts it in perspective.
00:12:22.000 It's just kind of like what you're saying.
00:12:23.000 But yeah, you need experiences like that.
00:12:25.000 You kind of simulate those in training or in the hunts that I do or the races that I do.
00:12:30.000 And it keeps it in perspective so you don't get wound up over the little stuff.
00:12:34.000 It's like...
00:12:35.000 No biggie.
00:12:36.000 There's a humbling just being in the woods.
00:12:40.000 Yeah.
00:12:40.000 You just realize, like, oh, this doesn't matter if I never existed.
00:12:44.000 No.
00:12:44.000 Like, if human beings were never invented, these woods would be exactly like this.
00:12:48.000 No, and I've thought about that a lot.
00:12:51.000 I've been in the mountains, and, you know, I'd say, if something happens, if...
00:12:54.000 Who knows?
00:12:55.000 You die for whatever reason.
00:12:57.000 Nothing there changes an iota.
00:13:00.000 It's like your existence doesn't even matter.
00:13:03.000 We feel too self-important sometimes.
00:13:07.000 I think some people do.
00:13:09.000 In that situation, you're like...
00:13:12.000 Okay.
00:13:13.000 I'm, you know, nothing really.
00:13:15.000 My friend Ryan Callahan, you know Ryan from First Light?
00:13:18.000 Yeah.
00:13:19.000 He was out in the woods with a two friend of his, and they work for the park.
00:13:25.000 They were like rangers or something, and they found a human skull.
00:13:29.000 And they're like, whoa.
00:13:30.000 And they just...
00:13:32.000 It just puts it all in perspective.
00:13:33.000 You're out deep, deep in the backcountry, and you find a human skull.
00:13:37.000 And it's just like, okay, yeah, this is real.
00:13:40.000 This was a person, and something went wrong.
00:13:43.000 And they just never found them, and it just happens.
00:13:46.000 Could be a bear, could be a cat, could be a trip.
00:13:49.000 Lightning.
00:13:49.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:13:50.000 I mean, lightning happens a lot to people out there.
00:13:52.000 Oh, yeah.
00:13:53.000 Yeah.
00:13:54.000 I was telling you the other day, Cameron, I did a lot of reading about circadian rhythms in our body because I've had chronic sleepwalking, chronic night terrors since I was a little kid.
00:14:09.000 What is night terrors?
00:14:10.000 What's the difference between night terrors and sleepwalking?
00:14:12.000 Uh, I don't know.
00:14:13.000 I mean, I've had both.
00:14:14.000 What is the night terrors?
00:14:15.000 A night terror would be, you know, sort of, you wake up in the middle of the night, you know, to scream, yelling.
00:14:20.000 Oh, that's every day for me.
00:14:21.000 You know, get out.
00:14:23.000 That's my life.
00:14:23.000 That was a bad dream.
00:14:28.000 And they can sort of, I think they can coincide with sleepwalking, probably, you know.
00:14:32.000 So stress-related?
00:14:33.000 I think so.
00:14:35.000 It's hard to say.
00:14:36.000 I got them when I was young, when I started getting them, I think when I was about in sixth grade.
00:14:43.000 So I don't know if it was stress-related or what it was.
00:14:48.000 But I started getting them, and then...
00:14:51.000 I've had them.
00:14:52.000 I'm 31 now.
00:14:55.000 So I've been reading a lot about that and I obviously listen to your podcast a lot about just about the way humans are supposed to operate in the natural life cycle.
00:15:07.000 You wake up in the morning because it gets light and you go to bed because it gets dark and we're screwing that all up with The TVs and the phones and all the stuff.
00:15:18.000 And anytime I've ever been in the wilderness, I do a lot of backpacking and been on a lot of hunting trips and fishing and stuff.
00:15:26.000 Really calms my body down a lot.
00:15:30.000 And what they said was, in all the reading I've done, is that your creation of melatonin is in your optics because of the assimilation of light.
00:15:41.000 So when it gets dark, your mind's supposed to create more melatonin, which obviously puts you to sleep.
00:15:47.000 But because we don't have that...
00:15:49.000 We're manipulating that.
00:15:51.000 It's changed everything.
00:15:53.000 That's why they invented Ambien.
00:15:54.000 Yeah.
00:15:55.000 Works great.
00:15:56.000 Yeah.
00:15:57.000 I mean, there's a lot of people out there that are taking pills that just knock them out.
00:16:01.000 Yeah.
00:16:02.000 You know, just in order to deal with the fact that we're constantly surrounded by lights and staring at your phone before you go to bed and watching TV and go to the bathroom and the light's bright.
00:16:10.000 Your body doesn't know what that is.
00:16:11.000 No.
00:16:13.000 When we were talking about this yesterday, I said I've never been born at peace and relaxed and slept as well as I have in the mountains.
00:16:22.000 There's an adjustment period, it seems like.
00:16:24.000 But once I'm there, it's just like, I've never been...
00:16:28.000 I don't want to make it sound like anything bad at home, but I've never been more...
00:16:35.000 I don't know if it's happy or just more...
00:16:37.000 Content.
00:16:38.000 Content.
00:16:38.000 That's exactly right.
00:16:39.000 More content than I am in the mountains.
00:16:41.000 It feels like that's just natural.
00:16:43.000 That's how it's supposed to be.
00:16:45.000 Well, people really are supposed to interface with the wilderness the same way all animals are.
00:16:51.000 We've just created these weird structures over the past few thousand years.
00:16:54.000 When you really think about civilization, we only figured out how to talk 40,000 years ago.
00:17:00.000 Yeah.
00:17:00.000 Or the wheel, right?
00:17:02.000 The wheel is, you know what I mean?
00:17:04.000 Yeah, I think the wheel is...
00:17:07.000 5,000?
00:17:08.000 Yeah, it's a little longer than that.
00:17:11.000 It's somewhere around 6,000 years ago they figured out the wheel, which is just hilarious.
00:17:15.000 Here's the best way to put that in perspective.
00:17:18.000 Let's say it's 5,500 years ago.
00:17:21.000 That's essentially a person lives to be 100. That's 55 people ago.
00:17:25.000 55 people ago they were just dragging shit around.
00:17:30.000 That's insane.
00:17:31.000 That's insane.
00:17:32.000 Yeah.
00:17:32.000 55 people go.
00:17:33.000 And then before that, you know, you just go back a few more people and they were grunting.
00:17:38.000 Yeah.
00:17:39.000 I mean, they hadn't even figured out how to write things down.
00:17:42.000 It's really nuts.
00:17:44.000 Or even, you know, what's even crazier to think about is how we've taken airplanes and perfected that in the last 50 years.
00:17:50.000 Oh, yeah.
00:17:51.000 You know, before that, it was, you know, you didn't.
00:17:53.000 You couldn't just get on an airplane and be anywhere in the world in 24 hours.
00:17:56.000 Oh, yeah.
00:17:57.000 It's a totally new experience.
00:17:59.000 1903. You want to hear the craziest fucking statistics ever?
00:18:02.000 Okay.
00:18:03.000 Between the time the plane was invented, between the invention of the airplane and someone dropping an atomic bomb out of the airplane, it was less than 50 years.
00:18:11.000 Jeez.
00:18:12.000 Yeah.
00:18:13.000 That's crazy what we do to each other.
00:18:14.000 I know.
00:18:15.000 It was like somewhere like 44 years or something like that between the invention of the airplane by the Wright brothers, the first flight, and then a bomb dropping on Hiroshima.
00:18:26.000 Yeah.
00:18:27.000 And then now, there's Fast and Furious 8, and they got bombs.
00:18:31.000 Oh, I like the Segway.
00:18:34.000 Nice plug there.
00:18:35.000 Jeez, that was good.
00:18:37.000 Bro, you should be a publicist.
00:18:40.000 No, it's totally unrelated.
00:18:42.000 Just thought of that.
00:18:42.000 How many of those have you done?
00:18:44.000 No, this is the first one that I've done.
00:18:45.000 This is the first one?
00:18:46.000 Yeah, this is the eighth.
00:18:47.000 This will be the eighth one.
00:18:48.000 And they're going to do ten, right?
00:18:49.000 So they're doing them back-to-back?
00:18:51.000 Is that what they're doing?
00:18:51.000 I think that's the plan.
00:18:53.000 I'm sure Vin Diesel and the producers have the plan set, but that's the whispers I hear that we do a couple more.
00:19:03.000 I think ten would be cool.
00:19:04.000 If we made it this far, we might as well go to ten, right?
00:19:06.000 Now, can you tell us, does your character survive?
00:19:08.000 Can you give us a spoiler alert?
00:19:12.000 Are you allowed to?
00:19:13.000 I saw the movie.
00:19:14.000 Oh, you can tell me then.
00:19:15.000 You're not obligated.
00:19:16.000 You didn't have to sign anything, did you?
00:19:17.000 It was good last night.
00:19:19.000 I mean, Scott had a big role.
00:19:20.000 It was cool because I didn't know.
00:19:22.000 You never know.
00:19:23.000 Yeah, yeah, sure.
00:19:25.000 Didn't ask, did anything, but yeah, he's all over it the whole time, so it was cool.
00:19:29.000 He did a good job.
00:19:30.000 Yeah, let's just say it's a good one and everyone will like it.
00:19:32.000 Are you a muscle car guy?
00:19:33.000 Do you like muscle cars?
00:19:34.000 Yeah, I'm a classic car guy.
00:19:37.000 I like classics.
00:19:38.000 I love the old 60s Ferrari between, you know, Ferrari and Ford, that whole rivalry back then.
00:19:45.000 Oh, the GTs?
00:19:46.000 Exactly.
00:19:47.000 I'm actually getting the opportunity to purchase one of the new GTs coming out in 2017. Really?
00:19:55.000 Dude, that thing looks insane.
00:19:57.000 Insane.
00:19:58.000 And they're making only a hundred this year.
00:19:59.000 What a bunch of cunts.
00:20:01.000 Why would you only make a hundred?
00:20:03.000 I'm so excited about it.
00:20:04.000 Why would you make a hundred?
00:20:06.000 Seven billion people, are you going to make a hundred cars?
00:20:08.000 Assholes.
00:20:09.000 They're collectibles.
00:20:10.000 So, I mean, how much do they charge for those, for a hundred of them?
00:20:15.000 I think the price is about $350,000.
00:20:19.000 $350,000.
00:20:21.000 Pull up a picture of this fucking thing.
00:20:23.000 It's a beast.
00:20:24.000 Look at that thing.
00:20:25.000 That's the new one.
00:20:27.000 Insanity.
00:20:29.000 Configurator.
00:20:30.000 Why are they letting you configure it if you can't even fucking buy it?
00:20:34.000 Just a bunch of teases, Ford.
00:20:36.000 What are you doing?
00:20:37.000 First of all, that doesn't even look like a Ford.
00:20:39.000 I mean, that looks like a Ford on planet Mars.
00:20:43.000 It's pretty cool, right?
00:20:44.000 It looks kind of like a Ferrari, doesn't it?
00:20:46.000 It looks better than a Ferrari.
00:20:48.000 That's a badass looking car.
00:20:50.000 God.
00:20:51.000 Let me see if you've got some other angles on it.
00:20:54.000 Is there any other angles?
00:20:55.000 Ooh, look at that.
00:20:56.000 Ooh, pretty.
00:20:57.000 Like the hood.
00:20:58.000 Oh my god.
00:20:59.000 Some camo on there.
00:21:00.000 Hey, is there a camo option there?
00:21:02.000 Some Ridge Reaper option?
00:21:04.000 Look at that fucking...
00:21:06.000 A car!
00:21:07.000 Oh my god, what a beast!
00:21:09.000 Yeah, I think I might get one too, actually.
00:21:11.000 Wow.
00:21:12.000 Go for it, dude.
00:21:13.000 Go for it.
00:21:13.000 Get rid of the Ram.
00:21:14.000 My whole life of salary, but that's alright.
00:21:19.000 $350,000.
00:21:20.000 But meanwhile, the way they're making cars today, that thing's gotta be insane.
00:21:25.000 Yeah.
00:21:26.000 But that'll be like a piece of art, you know?
00:21:27.000 Yeah.
00:21:28.000 That will be, you know, like the older GTs that have gone up in value because they just don't...
00:21:35.000 It's hard to say that about new cars, though.
00:21:37.000 So much plastic and stuff.
00:21:39.000 They just don't seem to...
00:21:40.000 People don't want them.
00:21:41.000 You know, like, if you get a 1960s car, it's worth a shitload of money today.
00:21:47.000 But a 1990s car ain't worth shit.
00:21:50.000 You know what I mean?
00:21:50.000 It's like, there's no classics from 1990. There's a couple Porsches, like 964s from the 90s or 993s, the last of the air-cooled cars.
00:21:59.000 They're still worth some money.
00:22:00.000 They're classics.
00:22:01.000 But that's kind of it.
00:22:03.000 Like maybe a few classic Ferraris from that day, but like a Camaro from 1990, push that thing off a cliff and shoot at it while it's on its way down.
00:22:13.000 Hey, don't let your girl drive that car.
00:22:15.000 Oh, she got issues?
00:22:16.000 We were saying before, she crashes things a little bit.
00:22:20.000 She's got a long history.
00:22:23.000 Let's leave it at that.
00:22:24.000 Hey, listen, people can't be great at everything.
00:22:27.000 No, that's true.
00:22:28.000 Have you seen the new Acura NSX? No.
00:22:31.000 Jesus Christ.
00:22:32.000 Look at this thing.
00:22:33.000 Jamie, pull that up if you're into cars.
00:22:35.000 You know, Acura built the last NSX in 2005. So there's like 12 years off before they came out with the new one.
00:22:43.000 They just came out with the new one this year.
00:22:46.000 This spaceship.
00:22:48.000 This is a monstrous spaceship.
00:22:49.000 See, you can find a silver one.
00:22:50.000 See, I like that when they do that with cars.
00:22:53.000 They sort of wait a long time to come up with a whole new concept, not just every three or four years.
00:22:59.000 Four-wheel drive.
00:23:00.000 Yeah, totally.
00:23:01.000 Yeah, no, I like it too.
00:23:02.000 Four-wheel drive, electric wheels on the front.
00:23:08.000 It's tough looking at that one after the Ford done.
00:23:11.000 It is.
00:23:11.000 Well, that's not a good angle.
00:23:13.000 Jamie keeps going to the same angle.
00:23:14.000 What are you doing here with the Kelly Blue Book?
00:23:16.000 I was hating on the Ford, but I'm telling you.
00:23:17.000 No, I love that Ford.
00:23:18.000 What are you talking about?
00:23:19.000 Get off this site.
00:23:20.000 This site's bullshit.
00:23:21.000 They get you with that Kelly Blue Book bullshit.
00:23:23.000 Oh, yeah, that's a clickbait.
00:23:24.000 See if you can see a three-quarter view in the upper left-hand side.
00:23:29.000 Right there.
00:23:30.000 Nope.
00:23:30.000 Yeah, look at that.
00:23:31.000 It's a dope car, man.
00:23:33.000 When you see one in real life, it looks like a spaceship.
00:23:35.000 It really does.
00:23:36.000 It looks cool.
00:23:37.000 Cars today, man.
00:23:39.000 But that's like looking at a new Hoyt and looking at the Ross Bow.
00:23:43.000 Really?
00:23:44.000 You don't think that looks as cool as...
00:23:46.000 That looks good, but not as good as a Ford, does it?
00:23:48.000 Pretty close.
00:23:49.000 I don't know, dude.
00:23:50.000 Everybody's got different taste cam hands.
00:23:55.000 Yeah.
00:23:56.000 I just can't wait for the self-driving because...
00:23:59.000 People just are terrible drivers, so let's just get on with that.
00:24:03.000 We've figured that out.
00:24:04.000 Everyone sucks.
00:24:04.000 But then what about these kind of cars?
00:24:06.000 Well, that's fine.
00:24:06.000 Just let them be self-driving.
00:24:08.000 That's not going to be self-driving.
00:24:09.000 That would be ridiculous.
00:24:10.000 Imagine if you have a car like that, like a Ford GT, but it's self-driving.
00:24:14.000 Unless you're on a racetrack.
00:24:15.000 You'd be like, what, am I going to live on a racetrack?
00:24:17.000 This is so stupid.
00:24:20.000 If something's happening as we're making things autonomous, we're going to lose a little bit of something.
00:24:25.000 Sure, sure.
00:24:26.000 It's sort of one of the reasons why people like handmade stuff now.
00:24:28.000 Like, you get a pair of handmade boots or something like that.
00:24:31.000 It's like, ooh, it feels different.
00:24:33.000 These are handmade Lucchese's.
00:24:35.000 Are they really?
00:24:35.000 Yeah, Lucchese's handmade.
00:24:37.000 I think they take like 18, no, maybe like 11 days to do...
00:24:41.000 To do from start to finish.
00:24:43.000 Wow.
00:24:43.000 With all the leathering and stuff they do.
00:24:44.000 I mean, they do in different stages.
00:24:45.000 Right.
00:24:46.000 But, I mean, they're the best boots on the market.
00:24:47.000 And doesn't that feel different when you have them?
00:24:50.000 Oh, yeah.
00:24:50.000 Like, there's something knowing that a person made it, too.
00:24:53.000 Yep.
00:24:53.000 Well, they're just so comfortable.
00:24:54.000 Yeah.
00:24:54.000 I mean, cowboy boots normally aren't that comfortable, but those, that's what my boots were yesterday, too.
00:25:00.000 Yeah.
00:25:00.000 So nice.
00:25:01.000 I was reading this podcast.
00:25:03.000 Reading a podcast?
00:25:04.000 What?
00:25:05.000 Listening to a podcast.
00:25:06.000 Listening to a book.
00:25:07.000 I guess you can do that.
00:25:08.000 You can do that now.
00:25:10.000 About horseback riding and this guy was explaining how people try to wear hiking boots when they go horseback riding and they jam their food.
00:25:17.000 He's like, there's a reason why cowboy boots fall off so easy.
00:25:21.000 You don't get dragged behind a fucking horse.
00:25:24.000 It's supposed to happen.
00:25:25.000 Yeah, that's why they're pointed.
00:25:26.000 So they slide in and slide out.
00:25:28.000 They slide in and slide out, and they slip right off your feet.
00:25:31.000 Yeah.
00:25:31.000 Yep.
00:25:32.000 And you get a good pair of these.
00:25:33.000 I mean, they'll last 10, 20 years.
00:25:35.000 I mean, they'll last a lifetime.
00:25:36.000 You know what I mean?
00:25:37.000 They could.
00:25:37.000 I just bought, I got my, the ones I had yesterday, which were like a thousand bucks, and I just got them resold because I'd worn them so much.
00:25:45.000 $74.50.
00:25:47.000 To resell it?
00:25:47.000 Yeah, brand new soles on, I mean, brand new boot.
00:25:51.000 I've heard that since you have your own Under Armour sneaker that you're the Kanye West of badasses.
00:25:54.000 Is this true?
00:25:55.000 I don't know what that means.
00:25:57.000 Kanye West of bow hunting.
00:26:00.000 Oh, well because Kanye West has Yeezys.
00:26:03.000 Do you know what Yeezys are?
00:26:04.000 Yeah, his shoe.
00:26:05.000 Yeah, Jamie buys them.
00:26:07.000 I think he's got them.
00:26:08.000 Do you have them on?
00:26:08.000 You son of a bitch.
00:26:09.000 He's got them.
00:26:09.000 He's such a weirdo.
00:26:10.000 He's got like five pairs of them, this weirdo.
00:26:12.000 I don't even know what that is.
00:26:13.000 Yeezy, that's what the kids are calling me.
00:26:14.000 Jamie.
00:26:15.000 Jamie.
00:26:16.000 Aren't those a lot?
00:26:18.000 Like, expensive?
00:26:19.000 Stupid expensive.
00:26:20.000 If you can't get them when they come on sale, they are a lot.
00:26:22.000 Like, how much are they right out of the gate?
00:26:24.000 The ones that are going to resale that come out this month, they're reselling for $2,000 right now.
00:26:28.000 They're $200 retail.
00:26:29.000 $200 retail and they sell for $2,000?
00:26:32.000 Yeah.
00:26:32.000 Because they make, what, a hundred pair?
00:26:33.000 Like $20,000 maybe.
00:26:34.000 Like that goddamn, you can get a free one with a Ford GT. Yeah.
00:26:39.000 So anyway, I think that's how Brandon's reference is tied in.
00:26:43.000 It's Kanye's shoe.
00:26:44.000 Yes, that's what it is.
00:26:45.000 It's not that you're an egotistical, autistic rapper.
00:26:49.000 It's not that.
00:26:50.000 Well, I see him.
00:26:51.000 He was at the UFC fight.
00:26:52.000 I don't know.
00:26:53.000 Kanye was?
00:26:54.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:26:55.000 I don't know which one it was.
00:26:57.000 Oh yeah, that's right.
00:26:58.000 He was there with the boyfriend that J-Lo dumped because he went to the UFC. It was one of Conor's fights.
00:27:05.000 Oh, was it?
00:27:05.000 That's what it was, yeah.
00:27:07.000 The boyfriend wanted to go to the McGregor fight and J-Lo was like, fuck that bitch, she's staying with me.
00:27:11.000 Jamie got a picture with him.
00:27:13.000 Did you get a picture with Kanye?
00:27:14.000 Yeah, here's Kanye West, even at the UFC fight, just like this.
00:27:20.000 Well, I saw him smile a few times when we met some people.
00:27:23.000 Really?
00:27:24.000 Yeah, but he's...
00:27:25.000 He needs a hug.
00:27:27.000 I got him to smile.
00:27:27.000 Did you?
00:27:28.000 What'd you do?
00:27:29.000 Touch his butt?
00:27:29.000 No, he didn't smile.
00:27:30.000 Not in your picture, did he?
00:27:31.000 Yeah, I'll pull it up.
00:27:32.000 What'd you do to get him to smile?
00:27:35.000 Well, he needs a hug.
00:27:37.000 That's what I think.
00:27:38.000 Needs a hug and some good friends.
00:27:40.000 So I'm going to calm him down.
00:27:41.000 I think so, yeah.
00:27:42.000 Settle down, dude.
00:27:43.000 Let me talk to you about your prenup.
00:27:45.000 You got one, right?
00:27:46.000 That's what I would do.
00:27:48.000 There he is.
00:27:48.000 That is not smile.
00:27:50.000 That was a small smirk.
00:27:51.000 No, not really.
00:27:52.000 That's a Kanye smile.
00:27:53.000 That's not.
00:27:54.000 The smile from Tony Hinchcliffe is bouncing off.
00:27:57.000 Plus, you didn't smile, so he was like, why am I fucking smiling if this dude isn't smiling?
00:28:01.000 You're not even happening to meet me, you fuck.
00:28:03.000 Why are you even taking a picture?
00:28:04.000 Hashtag blessed.
00:28:08.000 At least he's got Tupac on his shirt.
00:28:11.000 Yes, he's got taste in that regard.
00:28:12.000 That's the best thing about that, other than Jamie and Tony.
00:28:14.000 Yes, I agree.
00:28:15.000 The Tupac shirt's a good move.
00:28:16.000 It's a good move.
00:28:17.000 Yeah, if you're...
00:28:18.000 I don't know.
00:28:19.000 The rapper world is a very fucking strange world.
00:28:22.000 I can't even imagine.
00:28:23.000 Can't even imagine.
00:28:25.000 No.
00:28:25.000 But...
00:28:26.000 Hey, I did want to ask something.
00:28:28.000 So...
00:28:29.000 When you're growing up, was there pressure because your dad was Clint Eastwood?
00:28:33.000 And then you said you wanted to be an actor.
00:28:35.000 You knew.
00:28:36.000 Was that...
00:28:37.000 I know we're going back to it, but I was just wondering.
00:28:39.000 Yeah, that's a good question.
00:28:41.000 Well, I think I always wanted to tell stories.
00:28:44.000 I don't know if I necessarily knew I wanted to be an actor.
00:28:48.000 I think as I get older, I realize it's more about telling stories.
00:28:53.000 I just sort of fell into the acting.
00:28:54.000 I was like, okay, well, this could be a way I could get in.
00:28:57.000 I could...
00:28:58.000 I could go into that.
00:28:59.000 So you just enjoy the entertainment process, like creating something that people are going to be entertained by and enjoy?
00:29:04.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:29:04.000 Telling a story that people can relate to, laugh, cry, whatever.
00:29:09.000 Do you think you'll go the road to your dad and maybe do some directing and writing and things along the way?
00:29:14.000 Yeah.
00:29:14.000 Is that the plan?
00:29:15.000 That's the plan.
00:29:16.000 That's the plan.
00:29:18.000 Taking control of your own career is good.
00:29:21.000 And it's also, you know, you tell the stories you want to tell.
00:29:25.000 Yeah, we were talking about this before the podcast, that the world of the actor is very difficult.
00:29:29.000 And a lot of people, like, accuse actors of being fake.
00:29:32.000 And I think one of the reasons for that...
00:29:34.000 Narcissistic motion.
00:29:35.000 Yeah, there's that for sure.
00:29:36.000 But one of the reasons for accusing them of being fake is that they always have to...
00:29:41.000 Put on the best show, like, as far as their behavior and the way they act and think and their opinions, because they're constantly trying to get cast in things.
00:29:49.000 And it's all about getting people like you and politicking.
00:29:52.000 And we were talking also about, like, you kind of have to have liberal sensibilities.
00:29:57.000 Like, in this town, if you're a right winger...
00:30:01.000 Does that even make sense?
00:30:02.000 It seems like they contradict each other.
00:30:04.000 Liberal sensibilities.
00:30:06.000 That seems...
00:30:06.000 Well, it's one reason that I moved out of L.A. Years ago, I got sick of...
00:30:15.000 There are great people in L.A. I'm from California, so I feel it has a place in my heart here.
00:30:24.000 But I got out of L.A. because if you meet 100 people in L.A., you might meet 95 that are full of shit and five good ones.
00:30:33.000 You're too generous.
00:30:36.000 Yeah, that's a problem, right?
00:30:38.000 I always judge it when I meet somebody and I'm having a conversation with them and I ask how they're doing.
00:30:44.000 I meet an actor or something.
00:30:45.000 How you been?
00:30:46.000 What are you working on?
00:30:47.000 Cool.
00:30:48.000 A lot of times they're just waiting for their turn to talk.
00:30:51.000 They're not even listening to you.
00:30:54.000 They're not going to return that and say, what are you doing?
00:30:57.000 What's going on?
00:30:57.000 Yeah, you don't feel like a sincere conversation.
00:31:00.000 No, not at all.
00:31:01.000 Yeah, that's a big issue with people in general, but in LA, I think this is the magnet for all the narcissists and all the people that want attention and the people that have a hole.
00:31:12.000 They have a hole they need to fill up for whatever their childhood, whatever the fuck it is.
00:31:17.000 And they gravitate here and then they just communicate with each other the same way.
00:31:22.000 And everybody kind of like pretends to be someone who they're not.
00:31:26.000 And then hopefully they make it.
00:31:28.000 And then once they make it, then they just, you know, become some fucking weirdo.
00:31:32.000 It's weird how many of them are almost like cookie cutter.
00:31:36.000 Like, oh, I've met that guy before.
00:31:38.000 He just looked different.
00:31:39.000 You know what I mean?
00:31:41.000 It's like the same person living a different life.
00:31:44.000 I know exactly what this is.
00:31:45.000 Someone got lazy on the assembly line.
00:31:47.000 Yeah.
00:31:49.000 They fell asleep or something.
00:31:51.000 But the actor world is...
00:31:52.000 I've met a lot of comedians that are similar, but they vary so much.
00:31:56.000 But the actors...
00:31:58.000 Boy, there's a lot that are super similar.
00:32:00.000 Just a lot of...
00:32:01.000 But then again, you'll meet some of them who've figured it out and made it through and they're super normal.
00:32:07.000 Like Adam Sandler...
00:32:08.000 He's one of the nicest guys you've ever met in your life.
00:32:10.000 Oh my god, he couldn't be nicer.
00:32:12.000 If you didn't know he was Adam Sandler and you met him, you'd be like, oh, it's someone's dad.
00:32:17.000 Fucking super normal dude.
00:32:19.000 Tom Hanks.
00:32:20.000 That's what I heard.
00:32:21.000 You said super normal.
00:32:22.000 That's what people say, you know, because they ask me, oh, how's Scott?
00:32:26.000 You know, seems normal.
00:32:28.000 So that's why you're like, so...
00:32:30.000 You must not know me yet.
00:32:31.000 That's That's like the best compliment for an actor.
00:32:33.000 Yeah, it is.
00:32:34.000 Because an actor is like...
00:32:35.000 I don't know.
00:32:37.000 Who am I to say who's normal, right?
00:32:39.000 But to me, he seems like a normal guy.
00:32:42.000 And you said Adam Sandler was completely normal.
00:32:44.000 So that kind of puts it in perspective.
00:32:47.000 Yeah.
00:32:47.000 What I mean by normal is like you could talk to them and they're really there.
00:32:51.000 They're real sincere.
00:32:52.000 Yeah.
00:32:52.000 They're present.
00:32:53.000 They're having a real conversation with you.
00:32:56.000 And there's a lot of people that just don't do that.
00:32:57.000 You talk to them and they're just putting on some...
00:33:00.000 Hey, how are you?
00:33:01.000 Good to see you.
00:33:02.000 I definitely don't trust people who are too nice.
00:33:04.000 I'm like, why are they so nice?
00:33:06.000 This isn't right.
00:33:09.000 It's just a tough world for these people anyway, especially the ones that haven't made it out here.
00:33:14.000 It's so psychologically devastating because you're constantly going on auditions and you're constantly getting rejected.
00:33:19.000 So you're insecure in the first place and then you are hoping someone likes you.
00:33:24.000 So you go to this thing and you're kind of like putting on your best behavior and you're dressing good.
00:33:29.000 Like, hi, pleased to meet you.
00:33:31.000 All right, all right.
00:33:32.000 Hey, thanks guys.
00:33:33.000 Thanks for the opportunity.
00:33:34.000 You leave and they don't like you.
00:33:36.000 They said you sucked at the audition.
00:33:38.000 What?
00:33:39.000 I didn't suck!
00:33:40.000 They just really didn't like you.
00:33:42.000 They said you didn't make eye contact.
00:33:43.000 Fuck!
00:33:45.000 People get weirder and weirder.
00:33:47.000 And if you meet an actor...
00:33:49.000 Say, like, one year.
00:33:51.000 And then you meet them ten years later and they're still swinging and nothing's happening.
00:33:54.000 They might be, like, almost ready to crack.
00:33:58.000 Yeah.
00:33:58.000 Right on the verge.
00:34:00.000 Right at that falling down with that Michael Douglas, you know, when he's fucking, he's got the briefcase and he goes in traffic, starts shooting people.
00:34:05.000 Yeah.
00:34:06.000 Like, they're, like, a couple of days before that.
00:34:08.000 They're, like, right...
00:34:08.000 Just on the breaking line.
00:34:10.000 They can't take it anymore.
00:34:11.000 It's a fucking devastating business, right?
00:34:14.000 It's tough.
00:34:15.000 It's tough.
00:34:16.000 But, you know, like I said, I mean, we were talking about before, it's all built on hard work and your reputation.
00:34:25.000 Yeah.
00:34:25.000 Because, like you said, you know, you get a reputation for being an asshole or, you know, showing up late to work or this, that, and the other, and, you know, everyone's going to know about it.
00:34:33.000 It's a small place, LA. Or being a diva.
00:34:36.000 Being a diva.
00:34:37.000 Divas, that's a big one, right?
00:34:38.000 That's not a good adjective.
00:34:41.000 You can't shake that one.
00:34:42.000 Yeah.
00:34:42.000 That happens to people.
00:34:43.000 Like in Hollywood, they'll be doing a lot of big movies and you hear like, oh, she's difficult to work with.
00:34:48.000 And then they just fucking disappear.
00:34:50.000 Sure.
00:34:52.000 And it almost seems like Hollywood delights in shutting those people out.
00:34:56.000 They're rooting for you to fail.
00:34:57.000 Yeah.
00:34:59.000 But when you prove to be ungrateful in some way, here's a perfect example.
00:35:05.000 Well, he kind of made it on television, but you remember David Caruso?
00:35:08.000 When David Caruso was on NYPD Blue, everybody was like, wow, this guy's a great actor.
00:35:13.000 And then he quit NYPD Blue, and it was this massive hit show, and then went and started doing...
00:35:30.000 We're good to go.
00:35:41.000 Because then he was doing that stupid cop show where he would take his glasses off and say some stupid pun.
00:35:47.000 Well, it looks like he got nailed and he'd take his glasses off.
00:35:50.000 Remember that?
00:35:51.000 It was like CSI Miami or something like that.
00:35:54.000 And it was a fucking caricature of a cop show.
00:35:58.000 Whereas NYPD Blue, when he was on it, was groundbreaking.
00:36:03.000 I mean, it was fucking fantastic.
00:36:04.000 So what happened?
00:36:06.000 I don't know.
00:36:07.000 I don't know who he is.
00:36:09.000 Was he a diva?
00:36:09.000 He became recognized as a diva.
00:36:11.000 Whether or not he was actually a diva, I don't know the guy.
00:36:13.000 You'd have to meet him and talk to him and hang out with him.
00:36:15.000 But he had that stink.
00:36:18.000 And you get that stink on him.
00:36:19.000 That's the other thing, too.
00:36:20.000 In Hollywood, it's not even what's true sometimes.
00:36:24.000 It's just perceived.
00:36:26.000 My dad used to always say, believe half of what you see and none of what you hear.
00:36:32.000 And that always stuck with me because, you know, you sit down with people in the industry or whatever, and you just hear, you know, a lot of Hollywood is gossip, right?
00:36:40.000 It's full of gossip queens.
00:36:41.000 Everybody wants to talk shit about someone they worked with or tell some story and tell how difficult somebody was or this, that.
00:36:48.000 And you don't even, you know, it's a business built on, you know, it's just a house of cards.
00:36:55.000 You know, you're like, well, how do you even know that that's even true?
00:36:58.000 Right.
00:36:58.000 You know, and so it's kind of fucked up.
00:37:01.000 I don't feel like that happens in other businesses, but maybe it does with co-workers.
00:37:06.000 I don't know.
00:37:07.000 Maybe it does.
00:37:07.000 It's a weird thing because when you're a movie star like yourself and you're on the screen, you get all the adulation and all the love.
00:37:16.000 There's a whole crew of people behind you.
00:37:19.000 There's special effects people and lighting and sound and it's directors and producers.
00:37:25.000 Guys like Jamie.
00:37:26.000 And young Jamie, there's a hundred people to every one that's on the screen, right?
00:37:32.000 At least.
00:37:33.000 And they get no love.
00:37:35.000 It's weird, right?
00:37:36.000 They get no love.
00:37:37.000 And that's where the business side of the business is so delusion, because the agents and the people around us, they're not the ones there Putting in the sweat every day for five months to make a film.
00:37:51.000 Pulling the creative ideas, pulling the hard work, the grips and all the guys who are underpaid and are working just to make money to feed their families.
00:38:05.000 It's interesting because I saw it from a very different lens.
00:38:08.000 I saw it from my father's lens, which is, you know, my dad show up on time, get the movie done, shoot it fast, treat everybody good, and work with the same people over and over again, do the right thing by people, have integrity.
00:38:24.000 People don't see that side of the business.
00:38:28.000 There's so much other stuff that people never get love for in the film industry.
00:38:33.000 Yeah, well, the long hours.
00:38:34.000 That's another thing that people don't understand.
00:38:36.000 If you're on a film set, what's an average day for you?
00:38:39.000 A short day is a 12-hour day.
00:38:42.000 So it's 12 to 16. And how many days a week are you working?
00:38:46.000 Five, six.
00:38:46.000 I mean, when you're on location, you're usually...
00:38:50.000 You could be in a movie that's doing a six-day work week, or you could be doing a five-day, but by the end, everyone's doing a six.
00:38:57.000 Sometimes even, you know, you're just putting in full throttle to get the movie done.
00:39:01.000 Now, when you're on location, do you have to squeeze a workout in to keep your brain sane?
00:39:06.000 How do you do that on a 16-hour day?
00:39:09.000 I try to do it during lunch, because I find that if you go to lunch...
00:39:14.000 We're good to go.
00:39:36.000 Woo!
00:39:36.000 But yeah, so I think working out during lunch seems to be the best thing for me because I don't do well in the mornings for a workout because I feel stiff.
00:39:44.000 So I like to get the blood going first.
00:39:46.000 If I can hit it during lunch, even if I'm on set, I'll do whatever.
00:39:50.000 Dumbbells, this, that, and the other.
00:39:52.000 And then I'll get some endorphins kicking.
00:39:55.000 Yeah, I used to do that, too.
00:39:58.000 But now, lately, over the last, like, not even lately, but over the last, like, five or six years, I like to get up and the first thing I do, work out.
00:40:05.000 Especially, like, if I was doing jujitsu in the afternoon and I needed to do a lifting session...
00:40:11.000 I want as much space between the lifting and the jujitsu as possible so I can recover.
00:40:16.000 So for me, it's like, just get up.
00:40:18.000 And even though I don't feel good in the morning, once the blood starts pumping and the sweat, you got to just remind yourself, like, yeah, I know you feel like shit.
00:40:26.000 Just do the few reps, get that blood going, and then once you're sweating, you're sweating.
00:40:31.000 It's all the same, you know?
00:40:33.000 I mean, I do in the morning, too.
00:40:34.000 I worked out this morning.
00:40:35.000 Plus meth.
00:40:36.000 But I just...
00:40:36.000 That helps you feel the same, too.
00:40:39.000 So in the movie, Fast 8, we had a lot of sleeveless shirts, which I... That's awesome.
00:40:44.000 You're a big fan of those.
00:40:44.000 I'm a big fan of those.
00:40:45.000 That's why you slid me a DM. Yeah.
00:40:49.000 I got a lot of stuff going on Instagram.
00:40:52.000 I'm not sure about the connection.
00:40:54.000 He's confused right now.
00:40:55.000 He doesn't know what we're talking about, but he'll press on.
00:40:59.000 So, did those guys...
00:41:00.000 So, Rock, Statham, all the...
00:41:02.000 Do we have to do push-ups in there to keep that pump for the scenes?
00:41:06.000 That's a very good question.
00:41:07.000 Look, I think everybody wants to be at the tip of the spear, right?
00:41:11.000 You got shirt off, tank off stuff, so let's get the pump on.
00:41:16.000 See, that's where a guy like me, I'm very, very modest.
00:41:20.000 So if I was there, I would be the opposite.
00:41:22.000 With your skin tight, muscle-bearing shirt.
00:41:24.000 I would try to slump, maybe, perhaps, or hide my definition.
00:41:29.000 No, that's not true.
00:41:30.000 You have good posture.
00:41:31.000 That's one of the first things I noticed when I walked out.
00:41:32.000 I said, oh, he really works on his posture.
00:41:34.000 I do.
00:41:35.000 I do a lot of yoga.
00:41:36.000 Yep, I do a lot of yoga.
00:41:37.000 Very good posture.
00:41:37.000 He notices, Cam.
00:41:38.000 You don't even notice, bro.
00:41:40.000 That was, uh...
00:41:41.000 You never commented on my posture.
00:41:43.000 That was, uh...
00:41:44.000 That was one of the first things when I... Because I got into yoga about ten years ago, and it's changed my life.
00:41:49.000 It's amazing, right?
00:41:50.000 It's changed my life.
00:41:51.000 There's no pump in yoga.
00:41:52.000 There's no pump in yoga.
00:41:53.000 We've discussed this.
00:41:55.000 Cam likes sleeveless shirts and getting his pump on.
00:41:58.000 And it doesn't like touching his toes.
00:42:00.000 And so that's a struggle.
00:42:02.000 I can do this.
00:42:04.000 Knees bent.
00:42:05.000 But I think that was one of the first things a guy told me when I was getting into it.
00:42:11.000 He said, you really got to work on your posture.
00:42:13.000 He goes, you're going to...
00:42:15.000 Look at guys who are 90 walking around on the street who are slumped over.
00:42:19.000 He goes, do you want to be like that?
00:42:20.000 I mean, it kind of got me quick.
00:42:23.000 I was like, wow.
00:42:23.000 Tell that guy to settle the fuck down.
00:42:25.000 I'm 31 years old.
00:42:26.000 How about you relax, pal?
00:42:27.000 Yeah, see, he's got such a better attitude because I would have said, worry about yourself.
00:42:33.000 I'm used to getting critiqued online, and so maybe I'm just a little defensive.
00:42:38.000 Well, these seats that we're sitting in are the best.
00:42:41.000 These are called Ergo Depot is the name of the company, and it's called a Capisco.
00:42:45.000 And what it is is they're comfortable, but they make you sort of sit and support yourself with your spine, whereas a lot of times people just kind of slump in chairs.
00:42:54.000 That's just terrible for your spine.
00:42:57.000 Slumping is terrible.
00:42:58.000 All that stuff's terrible.
00:42:59.000 And when you order, put in Rogan as order and save 10%.
00:43:02.000 Just kidding.
00:43:03.000 It's not a company I'm a sponsor.
00:43:05.000 How dare you?
00:43:07.000 He's plugging every company.
00:43:09.000 Coca-Cola, Pepsi, and McDonald's.
00:43:11.000 If you do do yoga, though, you will notice a difference in your posture and the lack of back aches and pains and stuff like that.
00:43:20.000 Everything.
00:43:21.000 But it's just hard for people because it's not necessarily fun.
00:43:25.000 The results are excellent, but while you're there and you're sweating your dick off and you're stretching...
00:43:30.000 You've got to quiet your mind.
00:43:32.000 I think that's the hardest thing for people, right, is...
00:43:35.000 Is that the meditation aspect of it is so hard for people to go, to get out of their own way.
00:43:41.000 But once you do it for a while, you realize you're like, now I crave it.
00:43:45.000 I can't go a few days without it.
00:43:47.000 I start getting antsy and I go, I gotta get into yoga, you know?
00:43:50.000 Yeah, it's just, it's also a very pretentious thing.
00:43:53.000 Not really, but it sounds like it is.
00:43:55.000 Like, I'm going to do yoga, I'm better than you.
00:43:58.000 You're going to do yoga and then I'm going to have hummus.
00:44:00.000 Yeah.
00:44:00.000 You know, like, oh, I hate this guy.
00:44:02.000 Well, you know, the thing was, when I started, ten years ago, a buddy brought me in.
00:44:06.000 It was 98% female.
00:44:10.000 Now, I've noticed, it's a 50-50.
00:44:13.000 Gotta go to a different class.
00:44:14.000 That would be a reason not to go.
00:44:16.000 What if there's a guy in front of you, and as you both bend over, you're standing in this guy's sack.
00:44:20.000 That's not cool.
00:44:21.000 What I'm trying to say is, I think that for a long time, it was frowned upon for men to go to yoga.
00:44:28.000 I know I even had those thoughts.
00:44:30.000 I was saying, well, yoga, I want to go hit the gym and get a pump on.
00:44:33.000 Get jacked.
00:44:37.000 I'm going, well, you know, you see all the benefits and everything.
00:44:40.000 Yeah.
00:44:40.000 To incorporate that with the pump.
00:44:42.000 Well, for jiu-jitsu, it's huge because range of motion is one of the most important things in jiu-jitsu and flexibility, especially when you have a good guard.
00:44:50.000 Yep.
00:44:50.000 And I got into yoga for the most part because of Hickson, Hickson Gracie.
00:44:55.000 Yep.
00:44:56.000 And I remember in 1994, I saw a video of Hickson Gracie doing yoga and I was like, Oh!
00:45:02.000 Because I was like, everybody had always said that Hickson was like, there was all these great Gracie family members.
00:45:07.000 Henzo was great.
00:45:08.000 Hyen was great.
00:45:09.000 All these guys were great.
00:45:10.000 Half.
00:45:11.000 But Hickson was always thought to be number one.
00:45:14.000 And I was like, well, why?
00:45:15.000 Why is he so much better than everybody else?
00:45:17.000 And then I realized, oh, he's got like the full package.
00:45:20.000 Like he has, his dad is Helio Gracie.
00:45:22.000 So his dad is like one of the original.
00:45:24.000 Originators of Brazilian jiu-jitsu so he grew up with it.
00:45:27.000 It's in his DNA He trained his whole life under the best teachers in the world and then Yoga and training and exercise like Hickson does bounce beams who stands on a bounce beam and does a full split standing up holds his foot over his head I mean it's fucking freaky to watch.
00:45:43.000 He's just got incredible control of his body so The dexterity and the control of the body along with the strength and jujitsu, that's what made Hickson who he is.
00:45:55.000 It's just, it's again, it's one of those things that's not as cool as telling someone you deadlift 600 pounds.
00:46:00.000 Right.
00:46:00.000 You know, what are you doing?
00:46:02.000 I'm doing deadlifting 605, I do 605 for three.
00:46:05.000 You know, everybody's like, oh, you stodged that.
00:46:07.000 Yeah, I put chains on it because it's not hard enough.
00:46:10.000 Yeah, that kind of stuff is...
00:46:12.000 But that's going to catch up at the end of your life.
00:46:14.000 You know, that stuff, you know, if you're not careful, you're too much...
00:46:19.000 Of that, I feel like it's really going to cause a lot of pain in your later life.
00:46:24.000 It can.
00:46:25.000 But if you just do yoga, you look like a monk.
00:46:28.000 Of course.
00:46:29.000 No, you've got to get jacked, too.
00:46:30.000 You've got to get jacked, as well.
00:46:32.000 It's a little bit of...
00:46:33.000 I don't know.
00:46:34.000 I mean, it depends on what you're trying to do.
00:46:35.000 But I agree with you that it does give you a calming thing.
00:46:39.000 It calms you down or away.
00:46:41.000 There's Hickson.
00:46:42.000 Look at that picture.
00:46:43.000 Him on the beach.
00:46:44.000 Wow.
00:46:45.000 I can't do that.
00:46:47.000 Oh, he's unbelievably flexible.
00:46:49.000 You gotta get into it.
00:46:50.000 You gotta do it.
00:46:51.000 Yeah, I mean, Hickson...
00:46:52.000 There's just not a whole lot of human beings that can do that, but forget about, like, world-class black belts.
00:46:58.000 Yeah.
00:46:59.000 Yeah, he's a freak, man.
00:47:00.000 Good combination.
00:47:01.000 Okay, wait.
00:47:02.000 So I gotta go back to the fanboy stuff.
00:47:04.000 So I just want to ask...
00:47:07.000 So that's so There's a you started off acting with like smaller movies, right?
00:47:13.000 Sure, but now you've been and tell me if I'm I know you were in fury.
00:47:17.000 Yeah, I didn't remember until That's started to know who you were what's fury fury was with Brad Pitt, right?
00:47:24.000 Which one was a World War two David Ayer?
00:47:26.000 Oh, that's right.
00:47:27.000 Yeah, and then now it feels like you now you're in the big movies and Well, look, I started 14, 15, almost 15 years ago now doing it.
00:47:37.000 It's hysterical when people, you know, I first sort of got a couple of hit movies happening.
00:47:41.000 Oh, overnight success.
00:47:43.000 Yeah, I know.
00:47:44.000 That's how it always works.
00:47:44.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:47:46.000 I've been at it for 10 years, you know, at that point.
00:47:48.000 Yeah.
00:47:49.000 But, you know, I started, yeah, doing tiny one-liners.
00:47:52.000 Right.
00:47:53.000 You know, any chance I got just to, you know, get on set, play any role, do any lines, whatever, just learn, soak it up.
00:48:01.000 And, yeah, I was doing that for years.
00:48:03.000 I mean, I was doing that for seven, eight years, you know, while I was bartending, while I was, you know, valet parking cars, anything to, you know, pay the bills.
00:48:14.000 But how important is that, that you actually worked your way through it, even though you're Clint Eastwood's son?
00:48:18.000 Right, right.
00:48:18.000 That's what I was interested in.
00:48:20.000 It didn't feel like he helped you.
00:48:23.000 And I don't know, maybe he did.
00:48:24.000 No, no.
00:48:25.000 Anyone who knows my dad would just laugh.
00:48:28.000 They would say, oh yeah.
00:48:30.000 My dad's very old school.
00:48:32.000 And he's very, very tough on his sons.
00:48:34.000 I have an older brother.
00:48:37.000 And it just doesn't happen like that in our family.
00:48:40.000 There's no handouts.
00:48:42.000 You want something, you gotta go get it.
00:48:44.000 And I can't thank him enough for that because it never gave me any backup.
00:48:50.000 It didn't make me go, well, I can just sort of sit around.
00:48:55.000 It created drive.
00:48:57.000 It created hard work and drive and those are all the things that take to make somebody successful.
00:49:03.000 Yeah, like if you were 22 and he made you a star of his big movie, that would have probably ruined you.
00:49:08.000 It would have looked really bad on him.
00:49:10.000 Yeah, it would have looked weird.
00:49:12.000 He could do that, I guess, in his movie, but I think the common thing is, well, you had it easy because somebody else, he can't just pick up a phone and call some big director and tell him who he should cast.
00:49:24.000 And if he did, it would be a mess.
00:49:25.000 Yeah, and the director would probably tell him, you know, thank you, Clint, but I'm not doing that.
00:49:32.000 This is my movie and I don't even know who your son is.
00:49:35.000 When he went on TV and did that thing where he had a seat next to him and he talked to Obama and talked to the empty chair, did you call him up and go, what the fuck, Dad?
00:49:47.000 What are you doing?
00:49:48.000 Nah, I stay out of politics.
00:49:50.000 I don't give two shits about politics.
00:49:53.000 That wasn't even politics.
00:49:54.000 That was just like a play.
00:49:56.000 Like a puppet show with no puppet.
00:49:59.000 Yeah, I did like the intent, though.
00:50:02.000 Yeah.
00:50:02.000 Because I hate...
00:50:03.000 Well, whatever.
00:50:04.000 Yeah.
00:50:05.000 I was good with it.
00:50:06.000 I get it.
00:50:10.000 Restraint of tongue and pen.
00:50:12.000 Hey, didn't you try out...
00:50:14.000 I don't even know how to...
00:50:15.000 Audition.
00:50:17.000 Audition!
00:50:18.000 This isn't my wheelhouse, but for American Sniper?
00:50:23.000 I did.
00:50:24.000 That was his movie, right?
00:50:25.000 That was his movie.
00:50:26.000 So, how'd that go?
00:50:27.000 What happened?
00:50:28.000 Yeah, you know, I auditioned and, you know, I remember actually talking, I knew Bradley Cooper and I said, hey, you know, I'd love to play your brother.
00:50:35.000 I'd read the script.
00:50:36.000 I'd read the script and, you know, I was already doing my own thing at this point.
00:50:38.000 I was, you know, working for a long time, but I'd go in periodically and audition for his films because they're Clint Eastwood films.
00:50:46.000 If I could get an opportunity to audition, great.
00:50:49.000 When I said, I'd love to play your brother in one of those roles, Bradley kind of looked at me like, yeah, maybe, okay, cool.
00:50:57.000 Kind of brushed it off.
00:50:58.000 I was friends with him.
00:50:59.000 So I said, hey, can I get an audition to go audition for this through my dad's company?
00:51:06.000 And so I went and put myself on tape.
00:51:08.000 It's pretty simple when you go audition for him.
00:51:10.000 He's not there.
00:51:12.000 No one's there or anything.
00:51:13.000 You just go put yourself on tape with a casting director.
00:51:15.000 Okay.
00:51:16.000 And then, you know, you either hear something back or you don't.
00:51:19.000 Yeah.
00:51:19.000 And that's sort of the end of it.
00:51:21.000 A lot of times, you never do.
00:51:23.000 I mean, that's how it goes for actors.
00:51:24.000 Yeah.
00:51:24.000 So that's what happened with that?
00:51:26.000 Yeah.
00:51:26.000 You put it on tape and then didn't hear back?
00:51:28.000 Yeah.
00:51:28.000 No.
00:51:29.000 You didn't say...
00:51:30.000 What dad was up?
00:51:32.000 No, it didn't work like that in my family.
00:51:33.000 Really?
00:51:33.000 Nah, he's too old as a guy.
00:51:35.000 I would never even dare to bring up something like that.
00:51:36.000 That's interesting to respect.
00:51:38.000 Yeah, that's, I mean...
00:51:39.000 That's probably why he's so normal.
00:51:42.000 Me?
00:51:42.000 Yeah, because look, those people that are in those sheltered families...
00:51:45.000 Yeah, it's not good.
00:51:47.000 It's not good.
00:51:47.000 It's not good for you.
00:51:48.000 No, you don't have the value for a dollar, the value for hard work.
00:51:52.000 You don't have...
00:51:53.000 Everything becomes blurred.
00:51:56.000 Well, it's handed to you, yeah.
00:51:58.000 You know?
00:51:58.000 I think that's the same way with inheritance.
00:52:00.000 I mean, it's very rare that someone inherits a shitload of money early on in life and then winds up having character and being...
00:52:07.000 They say that Donald Trump is like that, that he's a cool guy.
00:52:10.000 Like everybody I know that's met him, I know he gets a lot of weird press, but the guys that I know that know him say he's a really nice guy, really down to earth, really normal, really healthy.
00:52:20.000 And I've heard that about a lot of Trump's kids, which is really strange.
00:52:23.000 Yeah.
00:52:23.000 Because he's this crazy, you know, I'm the best, I do the best things, my ratings are the best.
00:52:28.000 But you would think that he would be like this dicky dad, but apparently he's done a great job as a dad, which is very strange, you know?
00:52:36.000 But that's what I hear about Donald Trump Jr. Yeah, I've heard that too.
00:52:40.000 And he bowhunts, so he's got to be cool.
00:52:42.000 Maybe that's why he's cool.
00:52:44.000 That's probably it.
00:52:45.000 I mean, it might have something to do with it, for real.
00:52:47.000 It's just all those experiences in the wild.
00:52:49.000 Well, no, and just today.
00:52:51.000 So we've shot a lot of air.
00:52:53.000 I mean, I've been doing this for 30 years.
00:52:55.000 You've been doing this for years now.
00:52:57.000 And still, it's so humbling.
00:52:59.000 Yeah.
00:53:00.000 I mean, there's, you know, it's not easy making a good shot.
00:53:03.000 Yeah, every now and then, one goes right into the neck of the target, and you're like, what the fuck?
00:53:07.000 I've been doing this all day.
00:53:09.000 And one just, doink, just goes wrong.
00:53:11.000 You talk about ego checks.
00:53:12.000 I mean, anytime you think you're good at archery, for sure, there's a wake-up call.
00:53:17.000 Yeah, I mean, it is not easy.
00:53:20.000 It's not an easy thing to do.
00:53:21.000 And then, also, it's like...
00:53:23.000 Waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, stalking, stalking, stalking, looking for him.
00:53:28.000 And then all of a sudden, here comes the time!
00:53:29.000 Ready?
00:53:30.000 Get ready!
00:53:30.000 Pull a shot!
00:53:31.000 Now?
00:53:31.000 Is it really happening?
00:53:32.000 And then you have to execute a great shot under this insane, tremendous...
00:53:37.000 Have you done bowhunting yet?
00:53:38.000 Yep.
00:53:39.000 What have you bowhunted?
00:53:40.000 Deer.
00:53:41.000 Have you been successful?
00:53:42.000 I have.
00:53:43.000 That's a nice thing, huh?
00:53:45.000 Yeah.
00:53:45.000 What kind?
00:53:47.000 Blacktail?
00:53:47.000 Yeah, in California.
00:53:49.000 Oh, okay.
00:53:49.000 Nice.
00:53:50.000 And it is like very, like you said, it's totally in the pocket.
00:53:57.000 All of a sudden, it's now an adrenaline, adrenaline, and then you're, you know, it's over because you either missed the shot or you didn't take it.
00:54:05.000 And you're like...
00:54:07.000 You know what they say, Cam?
00:54:08.000 That there's a direct correlation between lower heart rate and good archery.
00:54:13.000 That there's actually been studies done, you know, like in these European circles where there are target archers.
00:54:18.000 And one of the things they've found to improve...
00:54:21.000 Dudley was talking about this on his podcast, Knock On...
00:54:24.000 On his podcast, he was talking about that running, in particular, is really good at lowering your heart rate, obviously, but then also the side effect of that is it improves archery, and it improves your ability under pressure to keep your heart rate down,
00:54:40.000 because your heart rate is naturally lower.
00:54:42.000 Right.
00:54:42.000 You know, like, your resting heart rate's gotta be stupid low.
00:54:45.000 Like, what is it?
00:54:45.000 I don't know, 40s?
00:54:47.000 Yeah.
00:54:47.000 40s?
00:54:47.000 Wow.
00:54:48.000 Yeah.
00:54:48.000 I thought mine was good in, like, you know, 55 or something.
00:54:51.000 That's crazy.
00:54:52.000 Yeah.
00:54:52.000 You know what Michael Bisping's is?
00:54:53.000 34. Yeah.
00:54:55.000 Jeez.
00:54:56.000 Savage.
00:54:57.000 Most good marathon runners are low 40s.
00:55:01.000 You know, upper 30s.
00:55:03.000 Yeah.
00:55:03.000 So when you have that going for you, like say if your heart rate gets jacked up and you calm it down, you're probably still going to be like within the 60s or 70s.
00:55:12.000 Whereas a guy who's like some fucking bubba with some big sloppy gut and, you know, and he's taking rip fuel just so he can get up to the top of the mountain.
00:55:21.000 Yeah.
00:55:21.000 When he gets up there and sees something, he's like...
00:55:23.000 Yeah.
00:55:24.000 He's tired.
00:55:25.000 He's winded.
00:55:26.000 His heart rate's already jacked and it's harder to execute a good shot under those...
00:55:31.000 Yeah.
00:55:32.000 And I mean, just like with running and exercising, you recover faster, the better shape you're in.
00:55:36.000 So yeah, that's kind of why, I mean, it can go, it can peak, but then it's back low, normal, and then you're more composed.
00:55:43.000 So I mean, you know, it takes a while for those guys to recover if they're not in shape.
00:55:46.000 After all my years of exercising, I've just started running.
00:55:52.000 We're running today.
00:55:53.000 We're running today.
00:55:54.000 We're running the trails today after this.
00:55:56.000 I'm trying to keep up with this.
00:55:57.000 You're trying to keep up with him?
00:55:58.000 Ridiculous.
00:55:58.000 That's crazy.
00:55:59.000 He told me that.
00:56:00.000 It's okay.
00:56:00.000 Not for me, buddy.
00:56:01.000 It's like doing jiu-jitsu with Hickson.
00:56:03.000 You know you're going to get killed.
00:56:04.000 Just go out there and do it.
00:56:05.000 Don't be a pussy.
00:56:06.000 How many miles are you guys going to do today?
00:56:07.000 Probably 20 or 30. If he can make that.
00:56:10.000 No, just kidding.
00:56:11.000 You're kidding, right?
00:56:13.000 He's got weird shoes on.
00:56:14.000 Honestly, seriously, Addy, if you're training for 230 miles, how many do you do a day?
00:56:19.000 Yeah, well...
00:56:19.000 Because you can't do a marathon every day, right?
00:56:21.000 You kill yourself.
00:56:21.000 He was doing a half marathon every day.
00:56:23.000 Yeah, at least.
00:56:24.000 You know, there's days, or I mean, there's weeks getting ready for the Bigfoot that I ran 130, 140 miles.
00:56:31.000 So that's almost 20 miles a day.
00:56:33.000 In the Bigfoot, it's 205 miles over, what did you do, 78 hours?
00:56:37.000 78.56.
00:56:39.000 Did you see that ultramarathon guy who finished six seconds past the deadline?
00:56:44.000 Oh, Barkley.
00:56:45.000 Did you see that?
00:56:46.000 The Barkley Marathon.
00:56:47.000 Yeah.
00:56:47.000 He fucked up.
00:56:48.000 I know.
00:56:49.000 He took a detour.
00:56:50.000 I know.
00:56:51.000 That race, they've been sending me messages, and they tagged, I don't know if it was both of us, but the other day I did a tweet.
00:57:00.000 Somebody mentioned my name for it.
00:57:02.000 And so the race actually tweeted and said that I wouldn't be able to finish because I'd want to get up in a tree stand and kill some of the wild pigs running around.
00:57:11.000 Is there a lot of pigs?
00:57:12.000 Yeah, apparently.
00:57:12.000 I didn't know this.
00:57:13.000 But so that Barkley Marathon itself tweeted that.
00:57:17.000 Where is it?
00:57:18.000 Tennessee.
00:57:19.000 Oh, yeah.
00:57:20.000 That place is infested, apparently.
00:57:22.000 Yeah, Tennessee.
00:57:23.000 So it's...
00:57:24.000 God, there's a whole story behind it.
00:57:26.000 I wish I knew it because I'm going to sound stupid.
00:57:28.000 But there's a prison there.
00:57:29.000 And I can't remember who was in the prison.
00:57:33.000 Some famous criminal killed somebody or tried to kill somebody.
00:57:37.000 Anyway, escaped.
00:57:38.000 And he made it...
00:57:39.000 Was out for 55 hours, something like that.
00:57:42.000 Made it just eight miles and...
00:57:44.000 They got them.
00:57:45.000 So that's kind of how the race originated.
00:57:47.000 There's a story behind it.
00:57:49.000 So the race is there around that prison in that same country.
00:57:52.000 And so the goal, the time limit is something around that 55 hours.
00:57:57.000 And you have five loops.
00:58:00.000 You go one way, the first loop, opposite, opposite, opposite.
00:58:04.000 And you have...
00:58:06.000 And the course isn't marked, so you're navigating with a map that you have to create yourself.
00:58:11.000 And to get the checkpoints, there's books there at every checkpoint, and you have a certain number of the page, and they say, you go and pull out page 12 of every book, this is how it works, and then you bring it back to make sure, and they check you when you get the lap completed and say,
00:58:27.000 okay, you hit every checkpoint, here's all the pages of those books, and then you do another lap.
00:58:32.000 But what if you run with some douchebag who's like, fuck page three.
00:58:36.000 I'm pulling his page out, too.
00:58:38.000 Page seven could suck my ass.
00:58:40.000 He just starts pulling people's pages out.
00:58:43.000 I don't...
00:58:43.000 You know, there's honor in...
00:58:46.000 If somebody's working that hard, you usually don't have to worry.
00:58:49.000 They respect other people working that hard, too.
00:58:51.000 You know what I mean?
00:58:52.000 It's just kind of the...
00:58:54.000 The honor system.
00:58:55.000 The culture of it, yeah.
00:58:56.000 So, I mean, I wouldn't worry about something like that, but it sounds like a brutal race.
00:59:00.000 I think only, it might be up to 15 people now have completed it in 25 years.
00:59:07.000 Whoa!
00:59:09.000 It's tough.
00:59:10.000 And this guy missed it by six seconds?
00:59:12.000 Yeah.
00:59:13.000 Jesus Christ, because he fucked up and made an error in his path?
00:59:17.000 Something happened, and I didn't read the whole story, but yeah.
00:59:21.000 So you have to do it inside of 60 hours, is that what it is?
00:59:23.000 Something like that, yeah.
00:59:24.000 And he was like 60 hours and six seconds or something like that.
00:59:28.000 It says when he was going around the race, he came to a staircase, and there's no staircases in the marathon, so he knew he fucked up then.
00:59:36.000 Oh, okay.
00:59:36.000 Oh, boy.
00:59:37.000 He was super sleep-deprived.
00:59:38.000 He knew he made a wrong turn.
00:59:39.000 He was two miles from the end of the race.
00:59:42.000 Wow.
00:59:43.000 And there's no course.
00:59:45.000 So you just run in the woods?
00:59:47.000 Yeah.
00:59:48.000 Jesus Christ.
00:59:49.000 Sounds ridiculous.
00:59:51.000 So they have the map up there, the topo map up there.
00:59:53.000 And you create your own map off that map.
00:59:56.000 And you can't use a map.
00:59:57.000 You can't use a phone.
00:59:58.000 You can't use a GPS. So there's navigating as part of this thing.
01:00:03.000 When are you doing it?
01:00:03.000 I want to do it.
01:00:04.000 I know you do, you fuck.
01:00:06.000 I can tell.
01:00:07.000 To get entered, that's a whole process in itself.
01:00:11.000 You have to send a letter.
01:00:13.000 And $1.47, something like that, into the race director, and they select who they want in there.
01:00:20.000 And then you have to bring a license plate from your home state and a shirt to the guy, and then you're in.
01:00:28.000 Wow.
01:00:29.000 So there's, I mean, a lot of crazy, I don't know, it's just a history trip.
01:00:35.000 Can you give him a Keep Hammerin' shirt?
01:00:37.000 I don't know.
01:00:37.000 Or does it have to be a specific shirt?
01:00:38.000 I think he chooses, I don't know, I need to, I watched a documentary, but I don't remember every detail.
01:00:44.000 Are you doing some really nutty one soon?
01:00:47.000 Well, I need to talk to Candice about it, the race director of the Bigfoot.
01:00:52.000 She's putting on the Moab.
01:00:55.000 It's a 234 mile race.
01:00:58.000 This will be the first one.
01:00:59.000 It's the longest one there is.
01:01:01.000 So you're going to do what you did, the Bigfoot 200, which is 205 miles, and then...
01:01:07.000 You're going to do another 29 miles.
01:01:10.000 That's ridiculous.
01:01:11.000 I need to run a buyer.
01:01:12.000 It was successful last time.
01:01:14.000 A lot of people followed along, which is what we wanted.
01:01:20.000 When you were running?
01:01:21.000 Yeah, with the live tracking.
01:01:24.000 It was cool because the race is so special.
01:01:27.000 She's so special as far as her passion for this and creating these opportunities for people to really test themselves.
01:01:35.000 She was on your podcast.
01:01:36.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:01:37.000 I'm a big fan of hers.
01:01:38.000 What's her last name?
01:01:39.000 Candice Burt.
01:01:40.000 And the key parameter number what?
01:01:41.000 Do you remember which number was it?
01:01:42.000 No.
01:01:42.000 Four or five was it?
01:01:44.000 I'm not sure.
01:01:45.000 Okay.
01:01:45.000 People will find it.
01:01:46.000 Yeah.
01:01:46.000 No, it was good, though, because she's super cool.
01:01:48.000 And so she's putting on this new one in Moab, and it's further than any other race, and so I want to do it, but...
01:01:57.000 There it is.
01:01:57.000 Race number three, Moab 200. Why do they call them 200s when they're 234?
01:02:02.000 I don't know.
01:02:03.000 That's like the Bigfoot thing.
01:02:04.000 Call it Bigfoot 205, goddammit.
01:02:07.000 205 miles.
01:02:08.000 I feel like 34 miles is a little too far just to round down.
01:02:12.000 It's a weird number.
01:02:15.000 It's got a nice ring to it, 200. How about the Moab 250?
01:02:19.000 That's closer if you're going to round.
01:02:21.000 I like that.
01:02:21.000 It's better.
01:02:22.000 It sounds better.
01:02:23.000 Yeah, it's a 234.3.
01:02:25.000 If you run 234 miles, an extra 16, probably just like, who cares?
01:02:30.000 I'm already dead.
01:02:31.000 It's a long way.
01:02:33.000 It's a lot.
01:02:34.000 But look at that country.
01:02:35.000 Doesn't that look beautiful?
01:02:37.000 It does.
01:02:37.000 But it's going to be in July, isn't it?
01:02:39.000 No, no.
01:02:40.000 October.
01:02:41.000 Oh, okay.
01:02:41.000 So that's not bad.
01:02:42.000 You'll be fairly cool.
01:02:44.000 Now, you were saying that when you do one of these things, you don't sleep.
01:02:48.000 No.
01:02:48.000 Like, you slept, like, maybe an hour a couple of times?
01:02:51.000 Yeah.
01:02:52.000 And that's how...
01:02:53.000 You know, if you want to win, the guy who won, Richard, Total Beast...
01:02:59.000 I was asking how long, because my goal was to win.
01:03:01.000 You know, I didn't achieve my goal.
01:03:03.000 My goal was to, I wanted to get the fastest ever.
01:03:06.000 So I came up short on that.
01:03:08.000 What place did you place?
01:03:09.000 I finished eighth.
01:03:11.000 Yeah, so I was winning through 62 miles, I think, and Richard passed me.
01:03:17.000 Fuck Richard.
01:03:19.000 No, he's a stud.
01:03:21.000 But I was asking, I'm like, how long had he been sleeping at these checkpoints?
01:03:26.000 And they said 15 minutes.
01:03:27.000 I'm like, what?
01:03:28.000 So I decided I wasn't going to sleep until I got 100 miles done.
01:03:33.000 I wanted to get at least halfway done.
01:03:35.000 So I got to 100 miles.
01:03:37.000 Slept for about an hour and got up.
01:03:39.000 And then I ended up sleeping for three hours total over the 78 hours.
01:03:44.000 So you sleep about an hour a day if you want to, if your hope is to compete to win or to, you know, place high like I wanted to.
01:03:51.000 Jesus Christ.
01:03:52.000 You just can't sleep.
01:03:53.000 You don't have any interest in doing that?
01:03:55.000 No.
01:03:55.000 No.
01:03:55.000 I told you yesterday I said absolutely no fucking way.
01:03:59.000 Yeah.
01:04:00.000 Takes a rare kind of kook.
01:04:02.000 Yeah.
01:04:04.000 It's just, you know, it's a different type of test just to see what you're capable of.
01:04:11.000 Yeah, I get it.
01:04:12.000 I get it.
01:04:13.000 I'm just not that into running.
01:04:14.000 Do you run at all?
01:04:16.000 Like this morning, I ran the treadmill before I hit the weights, but just to warm up because there was nothing in the gym I was at, but not really.
01:04:24.000 You can go with us.
01:04:25.000 Later.
01:04:26.000 Maybe I'll come with you guys.
01:04:27.000 Yeah, fuck Conan O'Brien.
01:04:28.000 Let's run to Conan.
01:04:28.000 Can we run to...
01:04:29.000 Fuck Conan.
01:04:31.000 You'd be breathing brake dust.
01:04:35.000 I say we run there and then shoot bows there.
01:04:39.000 This is what we really should be concentrating on.
01:04:43.000 Isn't he like 10 foot tall?
01:04:44.000 He's a big guy.
01:04:45.000 Very tall guy.
01:04:46.000 Super nice guy.
01:04:47.000 Is he?
01:04:48.000 Yeah.
01:04:48.000 Very nice guy.
01:04:49.000 When somebody was on his show, you went with him, right?
01:04:54.000 Sturgill.
01:04:54.000 Sturgill Simpson.
01:04:55.000 Yeah, I went and hang out with him down there.
01:04:57.000 Did he win a Grammy?
01:04:59.000 This year?
01:05:00.000 Yeah, he won a Grammy.
01:05:01.000 Yeah, that's awesome.
01:05:02.000 He's another guy that's like a super famous, super successful guy that you would never know if you met him.
01:05:08.000 It's just as normal as they get.
01:05:10.000 Yeah, he's fucking working on a railroad car.
01:05:14.000 Like he was working for a train company just like a couple of years before he made it.
01:05:19.000 His wife talked him into doing music.
01:05:21.000 She was like, you know, you don't suck at this.
01:05:23.000 Well, that's what shocked me about when I met Cameron.
01:05:26.000 We came out in the conversation.
01:05:28.000 He's still working for...
01:05:30.000 Utility.
01:05:33.000 Utility company.
01:05:33.000 Dude, I've been trying to get him to quit for two years.
01:05:35.000 I was like, you're a professional hunter.
01:05:37.000 And I was like, you do all this great stuff.
01:05:39.000 I follow you.
01:05:40.000 What do you mean?
01:05:40.000 And he's like, yeah, I still have this other job.
01:05:43.000 And I'm like, wow.
01:05:44.000 I was like super, you know, I was...
01:05:47.000 I've been trying to get him to quit.
01:05:48.000 Forever.
01:05:49.000 How many times have I tried to get you to quit?
01:05:51.000 Today?
01:05:53.000 About 10 today.
01:05:54.000 He's like, let's go to Hawaii.
01:05:56.000 We can hunt there.
01:05:57.000 They've got all sorts of axes deer.
01:06:00.000 It's going to be awesome.
01:06:01.000 So that's in June.
01:06:03.000 I'm going.
01:06:04.000 I'm trying to drag him along because I have to quit my job.
01:06:06.000 I'm like, good, we killed two birds with one stone.
01:06:09.000 I know, so it's like, yeah.
01:06:11.000 You're going to go with Shane Dorian or something?
01:06:13.000 Yeah, Shane's going to be down there.
01:06:14.000 My friend Remy Warren's going to be down there.
01:06:16.000 John Dudley's going to be down there.
01:06:17.000 She'll be a gay old time.
01:06:20.000 Flintstone style.
01:06:20.000 Hey, man, if you've got an extra spot.
01:06:22.000 You want to go?
01:06:22.000 For real?
01:06:23.000 I'd love to, yeah.
01:06:23.000 I'll see if we can make something happen.
01:06:25.000 I'll see if we can make something happen.
01:06:26.000 I'll find out what's going on.
01:06:26.000 But apparently Lanai, in particular, well, they say Maui.
01:06:31.000 Remy Warren just got back from Maui.
01:06:32.000 Maui's got good on the south side.
01:06:34.000 Yeah, they've got a lot down there.
01:06:36.000 So have you hunted there too?
01:06:37.000 No.
01:06:38.000 Oh, we never did.
01:06:39.000 Where have you hunted?
01:06:40.000 In south here, mostly in the Southern California area.
01:06:46.000 When you were hunting, were you still hunting spot and stalk?
01:06:50.000 What are you doing?
01:06:51.000 No, just knowing the areas with a friend who knew the areas and walking and flushing them out.
01:07:00.000 And you were doing it with that Ross bow?
01:07:03.000 Why are you laughing?
01:07:04.000 There's nothing wrong with that.
01:07:06.000 He's just a little bit self-conscious about the roster.
01:07:09.000 Nothing's wrong with it.
01:07:10.000 That thing was a good book.
01:07:12.000 Hey, it killed a deer, apparently.
01:07:15.000 Well, now that you have a Hoyt, though...
01:07:17.000 Yeah, that thing's the most balanced.
01:07:19.000 I mean, you feel immediately...
01:07:20.000 They're so good.
01:07:21.000 Those new ones are so good.
01:07:22.000 It's so crazy because the first one Cam ever got me was only four years ago.
01:07:26.000 And you would think like, wow, that's pretty recent.
01:07:30.000 And it was awesome at the time.
01:07:31.000 But if you had to go back to it today, it'd be like, oh, this piece of shit.
01:07:35.000 Not really.
01:07:37.000 But bow technology just keeps increasing.
01:07:39.000 Every year they get a little better.
01:07:41.000 A little bit better.
01:07:42.000 A little bit better.
01:07:42.000 Yeah.
01:07:43.000 Sure.
01:07:43.000 And you might not know...
01:07:45.000 Because I always say, I try not to be the guy who's like, oh, this is the best thing I've ever shot.
01:07:51.000 But it's slightly better.
01:07:53.000 And as we know, in hunting, there's a fine line between success and failure.
01:07:58.000 So that slightly better might be the difference.
01:08:01.000 You know a lot more.
01:08:03.000 I'm an amateur in comparison.
01:08:04.000 I did out-shoot him a couple times yesterday.
01:08:09.000 Did you really?
01:08:10.000 He did a couple times.
01:08:11.000 He's like, you're taking a liberty.
01:08:13.000 A liberty there.
01:08:14.000 I remember a time.
01:08:18.000 Well, that is the beautiful thing about archery is that there really is no perfection in archery.
01:08:22.000 I mean, you can get a perfect shot, but to be perfect every time you shoot has never been done, really.
01:08:28.000 Well, I will say...
01:08:30.000 By the end of the day, we were out there in the parking lot of Riverside Archery.
01:08:34.000 We had a 46-yard shot.
01:08:35.000 And Scott was laying them in there.
01:08:37.000 Nice.
01:08:38.000 Nice, tight group.
01:08:39.000 We were shooting three arrows at a time.
01:08:42.000 And that's just in a day with that new bow.
01:08:45.000 That new bow, yeah.
01:08:47.000 Cam and I were talking about this today.
01:08:48.000 If people knew how good it feels to steady yourself, anchor, look through that peep sight, breathe, release that arrow, watch it...
01:09:00.000 Yeah.
01:09:00.000 Right where you're...
01:09:01.000 It's the best feeling.
01:09:03.000 It is.
01:09:03.000 It feels so good.
01:09:04.000 Well, we filmed today, and so I took a shot at 61 yards with my big old heavy arrow, and I shot, and I run up to the binoculars, and I look, and it was a perfect shot, and I was so excited.
01:09:16.000 It was the first time I ever shot a bow.
01:09:17.000 And that was not...
01:09:18.000 That's just how fun it is.
01:09:20.000 This is how excited I still get, and we're just...
01:09:23.000 And people...
01:09:24.000 I told Joe, I said, if people knew this, or I mean, they're going to watch this and go...
01:09:29.000 I want to do that.
01:09:30.000 That looks awesome.
01:09:31.000 If you're, after 30 years, you're getting this excited, it's just, love it.
01:09:34.000 We were talking about this today, and I want to bring this up, and I think Hoyt should do this.
01:09:39.000 The big entry barrier in learning archery is having someone teach you and, like, going somewhere and not knowing how to get started.
01:09:48.000 Like, once you get started and you say, oh, I'm a 28-inch draw, oh, I like a 450-grain anchor.
01:09:54.000 And you know all the stuff that you need, then it becomes easier to sort of do.
01:09:59.000 But the beginning, it's so daunting and confusing.
01:10:02.000 The learning curve is so long.
01:10:04.000 They should have, like Hoyt should have a Hoyt Academy, or a place you can go where you could buy a bow, they size you, they fit you up to the correct draw length, and then you sign up for a class, and there's a teacher, and they show you how to do it.
01:10:18.000 If there was something like that, where it's like You know, you can go take karate somewhere.
01:10:22.000 You can go take jujitsu somewhere.
01:10:23.000 Go try to take archery somewhere.
01:10:25.000 There's not a lot of places.
01:10:26.000 And if they are, you know, like the first place that I went to was a little fucking sketchy.
01:10:30.000 You know, they weren't, they didn't really, you know, my draw length was too long.
01:10:34.000 Yeah.
01:10:36.000 Good pro shops are hard to find.
01:10:38.000 I'm lucky with the bow rack back home.
01:10:41.000 And Wayne does that.
01:10:42.000 Wayne teaches them ride.
01:10:44.000 He coaches them.
01:10:46.000 And it seemed like Riverside Archery was that Chris there.
01:10:49.000 He's a nice guy.
01:10:51.000 And totally knows archery, too.
01:10:53.000 But those might be unique examples because there's a lot of pro shops.
01:10:58.000 I mean, this guy who works with Under Armour is telling me about his pro shop back home.
01:11:04.000 They like...
01:11:05.000 We're almost making fun of him.
01:11:07.000 Actually, not him, but his cousin was in there trying to get set up with a bow.
01:11:12.000 He didn't know.
01:11:17.000 You never know what you're going to get.
01:11:19.000 There's all sorts of different type of people out there.
01:11:22.000 I pulled up to the hotel to come up to LA because I had to do some press.
01:11:27.000 I opened up the hotel at the Hotel Bel Air, and I opened up the door of my truck, and all the field tips come out, and the bellman's looking at me going, what the fuck are you doing with compound bows in the car in L.A.? Yeah,
01:11:43.000 they don't know how to handle that.
01:11:45.000 If you were in Cam's neighborhood, they'd be like, oh, are you bow hunting?
01:11:49.000 Out here, they're like, what is this guy doing?
01:11:52.000 Yeah, he's going to kill somebody.
01:11:54.000 Probably right?
01:11:55.000 Or you're a big Walking Dead fan.
01:11:57.000 Yeah, that show drives me crazy when those arrows just stick in those zombie heads.
01:12:02.000 I'm like, why do they just stick?
01:12:03.000 How come there's no pass-throughs?
01:12:04.000 You know, and that's on Fighter and the Kid yesterday.
01:12:07.000 They're asking about that.
01:12:09.000 They're like, what would an arrow do?
01:12:10.000 Would it go halfway in like in the movies?
01:12:12.000 Oh my God.
01:12:12.000 And I'm like, it wouldn't even...
01:12:13.000 You wouldn't even feel it.
01:12:14.000 It wouldn't even slow down.
01:12:16.000 Yeah.
01:12:16.000 It'd be like...
01:12:17.000 And I told them about the...
01:12:18.000 We put up this bear clip.
01:12:20.000 Joe, before we...
01:12:21.000 I think before we realize the venom that'll come out of...
01:12:25.000 of bear hunting but Joe retweeted the video of this bear stood up and was grabbing this beaver up there and I shot it and we had a GoPro on the backside of it and the arrow went through the bear came out the backside and it was just like didn't even slow down no I mean and just kind of all this stuff kind of came out with the arrow just like what was the sound That's the sound the arrow made going through the bear.
01:12:51.000 It just blasts through the bear's body, and then the bear went on a full sprint.
01:12:56.000 Almost right where you guys were, just slightly off to your right.
01:13:01.000 If you've never seen a bear sprint before, when you see them lumber around, you go, oh, well, I kind of get an idea what that thing can do.
01:13:09.000 Bullshit.
01:13:09.000 Right.
01:13:09.000 You know, that thing is like Usain Bolt when you threw an arrow through it.
01:13:13.000 Right.
01:13:13.000 And that, so, that's a 400-pound bear.
01:13:16.000 So you can imagine what, you know, Brian was asking about, what is he, 160 pounds, something like that?
01:13:21.000 Brian, he's about 110. Maybe 106, somewhere around there.
01:13:25.000 But anyway, I told him, I said, yeah, these bows wouldn't even slow down.
01:13:29.000 You wouldn't even know what it, I mean.
01:13:30.000 You would be too late.
01:13:31.000 It would go through you and then you'd go, what just happened?
01:13:34.000 Oh, why am I, why do I see grandpa?
01:13:37.000 Yeah, so Walking Dead.
01:13:38.000 Grandpa.
01:13:41.000 Grandpa's reaching out and holding your hand.
01:13:43.000 I missed that one.
01:13:44.000 Taking on a skateboard through the clouds.
01:13:46.000 But yeah, so with The Walking Dead, you got some rotten zombie head and the arrows are just sticking in it.
01:13:51.000 Speaking of near-death experience, I wanted to ask you this because I listen to your podcast a lot and you talk about...
01:13:57.000 DMT and some of the stuff you see when it produces in your mind or you produce it in your body, right?
01:14:05.000 Is that the chemical that you release when you die or when you have a near-death experience?
01:14:12.000 They believe so.
01:14:13.000 Here's the deal.
01:14:15.000 They didn't know for sure until really recently that it was even produced by the pineal gland.
01:14:21.000 Now that they know, there's a guy named Rick Strassman, Dr. Rick Strassman out of the University of New Mexico.
01:14:29.000 And he put together these clinical trials that were the first ever FDA approved clinical trials on a psychedelic drug.
01:14:36.000 First ever on DMT and they were done in New Mexico and he did them and he wrote a book about it called DMT the spirit molecule and one of the things that he found it's a great book and one of the things he found really fascinating and I read the book before I ever did DMT the thing that he found really fascinating was that these people had used uniform experiences and It wasn't like one person saw this thing and then another person had a totally different trip.
01:14:59.000 No.
01:15:00.000 They all had like fairly uniform experiences.
01:15:02.000 And here's the other thing that's really fascinating.
01:15:04.000 Their experiences in many ways mirror the experiences of people that have been abducted by aliens.
01:15:12.000 Sure.
01:15:12.000 And people that have near-death experiences.
01:15:15.000 And the connection, they think, is that the brain produces this chemical called dimethyltryptamine.
01:15:19.000 And we know that it's produced by the liver.
01:15:21.000 We know that it's produced by the lungs.
01:15:23.000 And then in Eastern mysticism, it always thought that the pineal gland was the seed of the soul.
01:15:29.000 That it was the third eye.
01:15:31.000 And literally, in reptiles, it has a retina and a cornea.
01:15:35.000 And actually, it's like literally an eyeball in the center of your head.
01:15:39.000 And in the Vatican, there's a gigantic sculpture of a pine cone in the Vatican.
01:15:45.000 And that pine cone is supposed to represent the pineal gland.
01:15:50.000 See if you can get a photo of that gigantic pine cone.
01:15:52.000 And I was actually in the Vatican last summer, and I had a conversation with a guide.
01:15:57.000 We had this really cool guide.
01:15:57.000 He was a professor.
01:15:58.000 Who's explaining to us all the different stuff that, you know, it's all the different symbolisms and what they mean.
01:16:05.000 Eastern mysticism and a lot of ancient religions have always been heavily focused on the pine cone and pineal gland.
01:16:14.000 And that is what that's supposed to represent, that gigantic...
01:16:19.000 Pinecone in the middle of- And I hear there's something now, like people smoke pinecone or there's some- Really?
01:16:24.000 People, yeah, there's some- People smoke socks if you give them to them.
01:16:27.000 Some people are assholes.
01:16:32.000 No, but I heard that.
01:16:33.000 I mean, I heard that now that there's some sort of...
01:16:36.000 Because DMT is like a plant, right?
01:16:37.000 It's plant-based, right?
01:16:38.000 Yes.
01:16:38.000 That is the thing, is that the DMT doesn't just exist in one plant.
01:16:43.000 It exists in thousands of different plants.
01:16:45.000 Sure.
01:16:45.000 That's why they have ayahuasca.
01:16:48.000 And what ayahuasca is, is an orally active DMT. So DMT, normally when you eat it, your body produces something in your digestive tract called monoamine oxidase.
01:17:01.000 It blocks it, right?
01:17:02.000 Yeah.
01:17:02.000 And so what ayahuasca is, is DMT from one plant and an MAO inhibitor from another plant.
01:17:08.000 And they combine it together and they create an orally active DMT. Because otherwise, you'd just be tripping every time you eat a salad.
01:17:15.000 You get some wheatgrass juice, you chip your balls off, but your body keeps that from happening.
01:17:21.000 But the purpose of that DMT and what it does in human neurochemistry is not really understood that well.
01:17:28.000 But what they do know now because of Rick Strassman and the work of the Cottonwood Research Foundation, which is a foundation that's dedicated to exploring these subjects, they've found that in live rats, Rats or mice, I forget which one, that they've proven that their pineal gland is producing dimethyltryptamine,
01:17:46.000 which is what they've always, it's always been anecdotal evidence.
01:17:49.000 So now they know that it's not just produced by the liver and the lungs, but it's also produced by this little gland.
01:17:54.000 And this little gland, they think, during near-death experiences and during heavy REM sleep, it's producing DMT. How much?
01:18:02.000 They don't really know.
01:18:03.000 Because they would have to get in there, and they'd have to somehow or another figure out a way to measure it while you're alive.
01:18:09.000 They haven't figured out how to do that yet because it's in the center of your head.
01:18:12.000 They'd have to drill in there and tap it.
01:18:14.000 Who knows how the fuck they could do that with today's technology, but maybe someday in the future they'll be able to figure that out.
01:18:19.000 No, I've been fascinated by it ever since listening to you talk about it and then watching your documentary.
01:18:27.000 DMT, the spirit molecule.
01:18:28.000 That was all based on Strassman's work.
01:18:30.000 Yeah.
01:18:31.000 So, I mean, it's crazy.
01:18:32.000 I mean, I tried it one time, and it was unlike anything for the 10 minutes I've ever experienced in my entire life.
01:18:40.000 And so it was, you know, after that, I've obviously read all the stuff.
01:18:45.000 What's interesting is I think no one will probably ever know.
01:18:48.000 Until you do it.
01:18:49.000 Or no, I just mean, there's something, there's a phenomenon happening that we just, as humans, can't possibly understand, and maybe we'll never understand in our lifetime.
01:18:58.000 Well, you know, there's two different ways of looking at it.
01:19:00.000 One is that it's a human neurochemistry, and that it's a chemical that is just producing these crazy visuals, and it's just all the meaning that you attach to it is just your own.
01:19:11.000 And then the other way of looking at it is it's some sort of a chemical gateway into the afterlife.
01:19:15.000 And that what you're seeing is like the souls of these people that have lived before and all the people that have ever lived, like a sea of souls.
01:19:23.000 And I don't know what, who's right or who's wrong, but it's impossible to describe.
01:19:28.000 Like you describe it, it's just like you're just throwing words around.
01:19:31.000 It doesn't work.
01:19:33.000 Yeah.
01:19:33.000 And it's produced by your own body.
01:19:35.000 That's the weirdest thing.
01:19:36.000 Everybody has it.
01:19:38.000 Terrence McKenney used to do a joke about it.
01:19:39.000 He said, everybody's holding.
01:19:41.000 It's a Schedule I compound, but everybody tests positive for it.
01:19:45.000 It's illegal, but you have it.
01:19:47.000 Is it illegal?
01:19:48.000 100%.
01:19:50.000 How do they decide whether it's going to be illegal if it's a plant-based thing?
01:19:53.000 That's the problem.
01:19:54.000 That is the problem.
01:19:55.000 The plants that all contain it are all legal.
01:19:59.000 They are all legal.
01:20:00.000 And then it's illegal.
01:20:02.000 But it's in all these legal plants.
01:20:04.000 But it's in thousands of plants.
01:20:05.000 That's part of the problem.
01:20:07.000 It's like, you can have a San Pedro cactus and keep it in your house.
01:20:11.000 And everybody's like, what's that?
01:20:12.000 They're like, oh, it's a pretty cactus.
01:20:15.000 Yeah, but it's also, there's drugs in that fucking cactus.
01:20:19.000 I mean, that's where mescaline comes from.
01:20:22.000 It comes from that.
01:20:23.000 I didn't know anything about it.
01:20:25.000 Yeah, trip your balls off from a fucking cactus.
01:20:27.000 That's crazy.
01:20:28.000 Yeah.
01:20:29.000 I mean, the peyote rituals.
01:20:31.000 That's from a cactus.
01:20:32.000 That's a San Pedro cactus.
01:20:33.000 Is mescaline the same thing as peyote?
01:20:35.000 I think so.
01:20:36.000 I think, see if you can Google that, Jamie.
01:20:38.000 I believe that peyote and mescaline are in some way.
01:20:42.000 That's the slang or something for it.
01:20:43.000 Is it?
01:20:44.000 Yeah, mescaline occurs naturally in the peyote cactus.
01:20:47.000 Yeah, so you could have that cactus in your house, and you're basically a drug dealer.
01:20:51.000 But meanwhile, you're not.
01:20:52.000 You're a little old lady who enjoys succulents.
01:20:55.000 You know, like, oh, it's such a pretty cactus.
01:20:57.000 I love it.
01:20:58.000 I can go out of town for a week and come back, and it's fine.
01:21:01.000 Yeah, so that's a really cool-looking cactus that people keep in their yard all the time in LA. Like, one of the things in LA, because of the drought that we have for so many years until this year, which is awesome, everything looks like New Zealand out there now.
01:21:13.000 Yeah, it is nice.
01:21:14.000 But people would have these hardscapes in their yards where they would just have rocks and succulents and cactus.
01:21:21.000 So there's a lot of people that have those cactuses.
01:21:23.000 That cactus, you could go meet Jesus with that cactus.
01:21:27.000 Have you done it?
01:21:28.000 No.
01:21:28.000 No, I've never done peyote.
01:21:30.000 Yeah, that seems like a long time though, right?
01:21:34.000 It's one of the longer ones, I think.
01:21:35.000 I think it's a few hours.
01:21:37.000 But so is ayahuasca.
01:21:38.000 You know, I haven't done that either.
01:21:40.000 I've only done the DMT. DMT is like a shorter, more potent form of it.
01:21:45.000 Yeah.
01:21:46.000 But I've done it several times over the course of an evening where it's been like a couple hour experience.
01:21:51.000 Do you feel like it's...
01:21:52.000 I mean, obviously, you know, people who have done it, they know it's not something that you're doing recreationally.
01:21:58.000 It's something that's like, okay, you do this this one time.
01:22:00.000 It's...
01:22:01.000 Or, you know, a couple times.
01:22:03.000 It's not like you're out.
01:22:03.000 Going to the club.
01:22:05.000 Oh, no.
01:22:05.000 You know what I mean?
01:22:06.000 It's a very spiritual sort of thing you do.
01:22:09.000 That word spiritual is so beaten down.
01:22:12.000 It's one of those words that I don't even like to use.
01:22:14.000 Okay.
01:22:14.000 You know what I mean?
01:22:15.000 It's like so many people are like, I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual.
01:22:19.000 It almost seems like...
01:22:21.000 You know what I mean?
01:22:22.000 I got a spiritual gangster show I'm about to throw away as soon as I get home.
01:22:25.000 Joe Rogan says it's not cool.
01:22:27.000 Well, it's not that it's not cool.
01:22:28.000 It's just it's kind of been co-opted by nonsense.
01:22:31.000 Sure.
01:22:32.000 You know, and not even nonsense intentionally.
01:22:34.000 I mean, people say that they, like, they'll say things and they don't mean anything.
01:22:38.000 It's not that they're lying or they're being deceptive.
01:22:40.000 It's just that it's such a problematic word.
01:22:43.000 No, yeah.
01:22:44.000 What I mean, I guess I can say better, is it's It's an experience that, you know, is something that's very powerful.
01:22:54.000 It's very profound.
01:22:55.000 Yeah, it's profound.
01:22:56.000 And you want to sort of do it and talk about it and have a collective sort of discussion about it, you know?
01:23:03.000 Yeah.
01:23:03.000 And it's also, there's also a real problem with perception, especially amongst people that haven't experienced psychedelic drugs, that when you say the word drug, or you say psychedelic compounds maybe, because when you say the word drug, people automatically have in their head, oh, you're a weak person, you're trying to hide from reality.
01:23:20.000 You know, you're trying to shield yourself, you're just trying to get high and just lay around like, I don't even want to be here, man.
01:23:27.000 It's...
01:23:28.000 Couldn't be further from the truth.
01:23:30.000 It's like one of the most self-exploratory and deeply disturbing in its profound and powerful effects.
01:23:38.000 It's very shocking.
01:23:40.000 And you leave it, once it's over, you're a different person, man.
01:23:44.000 Now that you know that that's a real possibility, you're going to be a different person.
01:23:49.000 Yeah.
01:23:49.000 Maybe.
01:23:50.000 I was.
01:23:51.000 Maybe you won't.
01:23:52.000 I mean, it depends on how you're coming into it and then what kind of defense mechanisms you have, what kind of ego you have, whether or not you can just realize, like, now that you've seen this, you know that life will never be the same again.
01:24:06.000 You're always going to know that that's a possibility, that you can smoke this crystal powder that's extracted from plants And when you smoke it, you're transported to a world of love and understanding and geometric patterns of Infinite description to the point where like you can't even describe you know You don't even know what you're looking at while you're looking at it It's just so beyond like lifts the veil know what we think is reality Yeah,
01:24:34.000 and it might be heaven.
01:24:35.000 It might be the afterlife It really might be it might be there might be a reason why people think that heaven is filled with ultimate love Because people have had near-death experiences and they've come back with these stories and during those near-death experiences It's entirely possible not just speculative not just like it might absolutely be That your brain is producing this dimethyltryptamine that it already produces in high doses and that's what it's there for.
01:24:59.000 We don't know, you know?
01:25:01.000 Sure.
01:25:02.000 But you've done it.
01:25:03.000 Yep.
01:25:03.000 Yeah, a lot of people have done it now.
01:25:05.000 I know.
01:25:06.000 More people than ever.
01:25:07.000 That's crazy.
01:25:07.000 In history, for sure.
01:25:09.000 For sure, more people listening to this now have experienced DMT than probably at any time in human history.
01:25:16.000 And yeah, I tell people when they ask, you know, if you haven't done it, you should do it.
01:25:21.000 Because it's mind-opening.
01:25:23.000 You know, you go, whoa, okay.
01:25:24.000 You realize it's humbling, I think, too.
01:25:26.000 There's a lot we don't understand that's happening.
01:25:29.000 And then we may never understand and and to be so close-minded to think we know One path or the other what's the right thing or the wrong thing?
01:25:37.000 This is really arrogant.
01:25:39.000 It's very ego-shattering It's very ego-shattering and it also once you know that that's possible It's like how is that possible?
01:25:46.000 How is it possible that you're just 30 seconds away from that at any time?
01:25:49.000 I know.
01:25:50.000 It's crazy.
01:25:51.000 You've never experienced it.
01:25:53.000 No.
01:25:53.000 I can't.
01:25:54.000 I get drug tested at work.
01:25:55.000 He drinks Miller Lite, though.
01:25:56.000 Well, I don't think it's even...
01:25:57.000 That wouldn't even come up on a drug test.
01:25:59.000 It's a plant-based, right?
01:26:00.000 No, it wouldn't come up at all.
01:26:01.000 It wouldn't even come up on a drug test.
01:26:02.000 Your body tests positive for it.
01:26:04.000 Always.
01:26:04.000 Because you have it in your system.
01:26:05.000 Okay, let's do it.
01:26:06.000 Where is it?
01:26:07.000 It's back home.
01:26:08.000 Just kidding.
01:26:08.000 We've got to go into a vault.
01:26:10.000 Michael Bisping is going to get mad at us.
01:26:12.000 Why?
01:26:13.000 He was mad that you were talking about smoking pot all the time.
01:26:16.000 Really?
01:26:16.000 When?
01:26:18.000 A couple days ago.
01:26:19.000 For real?
01:26:19.000 Why was he mad at that?
01:26:22.000 I don't know.
01:26:23.000 That's silly.
01:26:24.000 Why would anybody be mad at that?
01:26:25.000 Potts were awesome.
01:26:27.000 Settle down, Mike.
01:26:28.000 He talks about drinking beer all the time.
01:26:29.000 Mike's always drunk.
01:26:30.000 He did this whole thing where he's talking about being in Vegas and he was talking to GSP and GSP is like, you're drunk.
01:26:37.000 He goes, of course I'm drunk.
01:26:38.000 I'm in Vegas.
01:26:39.000 He goes, I just got here.
01:26:40.000 I was drinking last night.
01:26:41.000 He said he doesn't put up all the time that he's drinking beer.
01:26:43.000 Did you see this, Jamie?
01:26:44.000 Why can't GSP drink beer?
01:26:52.000 No, Bisping was drunk.
01:26:53.000 Oh, okay.
01:26:54.000 And GSP called him out on it.
01:26:56.000 Like, he said, like, you smell like alcohol.
01:26:58.000 He's like, yeah, I was drinking all night.
01:26:59.000 The fuck's wrong with you?
01:27:00.000 I'm in Vegas.
01:27:01.000 Okay.
01:27:02.000 Well, why would Bisping be upset that I talk about beer, or I talk about pot when he's always talking about beer?
01:27:07.000 That's silly.
01:27:08.000 Maybe that's not true.
01:27:10.000 You sure?
01:27:11.000 Jamie.
01:27:12.000 You find that?
01:27:12.000 Jamie's gonna find it.
01:27:14.000 He's talking about you and...
01:27:15.000 He's probably just making fun of me.
01:27:16.000 You and Diaz.
01:27:18.000 Nick Diaz?
01:27:19.000 He's probably trying to get a fight with Nick Diaz.
01:27:21.000 That's probably what it is.
01:27:22.000 Maybe.
01:27:23.000 Maybe he's angling for a fight.
01:27:24.000 I figured you would have seen it.
01:27:26.000 No, I love Michael.
01:27:27.000 I think he's a bad motherfucker.
01:27:29.000 Yeah.
01:27:29.000 That guy's tough as shit, man.
01:27:31.000 Can't even see out of one eye.
01:27:32.000 I know.
01:27:33.000 He's got one eye that's all fucked up.
01:27:34.000 They did an operation on it and then filled it up with oil so that the retina doesn't rupture again.
01:27:42.000 So he's fighting GSP. When is that?
01:27:44.000 Do we know when?
01:27:45.000 They do not have a date.
01:27:46.000 They're trying to figure it out.
01:27:47.000 But Bisping has said that if GSP can't make it by July, he'll fight somebody else.
01:27:52.000 So he might fight Joel Romero.
01:27:54.000 How old is GSP now?
01:27:54.000 Michael Bisping blasts Joe Rogan and Nick Diaz for positively promoting cannabis.
01:27:59.000 Told ya!
01:28:01.000 But that might not be real.
01:28:03.000 Like, you know, by saying blasts, you'd have to hear, like, what he actually said.
01:28:08.000 I can't tell what it's from.
01:28:09.000 It's all clickbait nowadays.
01:28:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:28:11.000 So you might have just seen that.
01:28:12.000 It might have literally been, ah, he's probably hanging out with Joe Rogan.
01:28:15.000 You know, like one of those things.
01:28:16.000 Did you see that 60 Minutes on, and all the, you know, I know this word's a topical word.
01:28:22.000 It's a good picture of you.
01:28:22.000 Fake news or whatever.
01:28:23.000 You see the 60 Minutes on it?
01:28:25.000 Yeah.
01:28:25.000 Hashtag fake news.
01:28:26.000 Oh, yeah.
01:28:28.000 I mean, you know, that word's sort of popular now because I think, I don't know, some people have said it and, you know, popular.
01:28:34.000 But it's amazing now, all the people profiting on it.
01:28:40.000 It really showcases.
01:28:41.000 You should check out the 60 Minutes.
01:28:42.000 It's incredible.
01:28:43.000 We've had it.
01:28:43.000 Do you remember the, you saved me from a bear attack?
01:28:46.000 Oh, yeah.
01:28:47.000 Yeah.
01:28:49.000 I got attacked by a bear.
01:28:51.000 Joe shot the bear.
01:28:52.000 And there's a whole article.
01:28:54.000 That was all it was.
01:28:55.000 I got one that said I killed a mountain lion with my belt.
01:28:58.000 That's right.
01:28:59.000 At the Ice House in Pasadena.
01:29:03.000 What do you think about that?
01:29:05.000 Do you think that it's a...
01:29:08.000 I mean, all that stuff is pretty...
01:29:10.000 Do you think there should be controls over it?
01:29:12.000 Like, just outside of being, you know, the FCC being able to, like, sue people or whatever that never really happens, it feels like, do you think that it should be hard to control it?
01:29:20.000 I don't know, because then there's, like, things like The Onion.
01:29:23.000 It's like, when do you draw the line?
01:29:24.000 Because The Onion is hilarious.
01:29:26.000 So they'll make, like, a subtle parody of something and make it completely preposterous.
01:29:30.000 Right.
01:29:30.000 And then, like, pull up a good example of an Onion headline.
01:29:33.000 It's like, The Onion is a...
01:29:34.000 What do you say in The Onion?
01:29:35.000 What's The Onion?
01:29:35.000 Do you don't know what The Onion is?
01:29:37.000 The Onion is a famous parody news site where they make stories that just, if you're smart, you read it and you go, what?
01:29:45.000 Like Stephen Colbert or something?
01:29:46.000 He's making a parody on it.
01:29:48.000 Yeah, yeah, in a way, yeah.
01:29:50.000 And most of them are pretty humorous, but occasionally people will tweet me with like an Onion story and like, can you fucking believe this shit, man?
01:29:59.000 It's getting out of control.
01:30:01.000 It's not real.
01:30:02.000 Dummy, this is comedy.
01:30:05.000 People don't have common sense.
01:30:07.000 So that's the problem with that clickbait stuff is they believe it.
01:30:09.000 Because they can't read it and be like, ah, that's probably whatever.
01:30:13.000 It's just like they believe everything.
01:30:15.000 Yeah, but isn't that the case with cults and the Moonies and Scientology?
01:30:20.000 There's a lot of nonsense that people believe in.
01:30:22.000 It's not hard to get people to believe in shit.
01:30:25.000 Sure.
01:30:26.000 It's a good question.
01:30:26.000 Like, what do we do about it?
01:30:27.000 Do you leave it up to common sense, which isn't very common today?
01:30:30.000 No, that's fine.
01:30:30.000 Or do you step in?
01:30:32.000 Yeah, Rookie Justice Gorsuch, how do you say his name?
01:30:36.000 Assigned a Supreme Court overnight shift.
01:30:38.000 It's a joke.
01:30:39.000 See, because he's a new Supreme Court guy and they're giving him a shitty gig.
01:30:43.000 See, that's not real.
01:30:44.000 But if somebody read that, they're like, this is bullshit, these fucking liberals.
01:30:48.000 Just because he's a conservative, they're putting it...
01:30:50.000 Put them on the night shift.
01:30:52.000 There's no night shift.
01:30:53.000 Man tries using pink six-pound bowling ball to great amusement.
01:30:57.000 That's not real either.
01:30:58.000 See, it's like what they do.
01:31:01.000 They write these articles that are comedy.
01:31:03.000 But they pose as news, which is a little...
01:31:06.000 I think it's different, because if you're fiction and you're posing as...
01:31:15.000 As real news.
01:31:16.000 Yeah.
01:31:17.000 It's like, where do you...
01:31:18.000 Obviously, there's no more journalistic integrity, it feels like.
01:31:24.000 Well, there's some.
01:31:24.000 There's some.
01:31:25.000 There's some.
01:31:26.000 It just feels like there's...
01:31:28.000 How do you know?
01:31:32.000 You read the news, you're misinformed.
01:31:35.000 You don't read it, you're misinformed.
01:31:37.000 You're not informed.
01:31:38.000 It's like, what do you do?
01:31:39.000 So have you been the topic of something?
01:31:42.000 Oh, I mean, no.
01:31:42.000 There's been fake stuff about me, for sure.
01:31:45.000 That's like my setting.
01:31:46.000 My dad said, you know, believe half what you see and none of what you hear.
01:31:48.000 I always laugh because there's always some silly thing.
01:31:51.000 My friends will come to me and say, hey, did you really do this?
01:31:54.000 No, I didn't do that.
01:31:55.000 Yeah, there's a ton of fake stuff out there.
01:31:57.000 There's a ton of fake stuff.
01:31:58.000 I'm sure there's a ton of stuff about you.
01:31:59.000 Oh, yeah.
01:32:00.000 Yeah, I just, one recently, I disarmed a guy at the comedy store.
01:32:03.000 Some guy had a gun and I disarmed him.
01:32:05.000 My buddy of mine was a cop, said, hey man, congratulations on that.
01:32:07.000 It's tough to do.
01:32:08.000 I'm like, what?
01:32:09.000 Good job.
01:32:09.000 What did I do?
01:32:10.000 You saved people's lives.
01:32:12.000 But you could ruin someone's life, you know, in a second.
01:32:14.000 Yeah.
01:32:15.000 Oh yeah, the wrong story.
01:32:16.000 In a way.
01:32:16.000 They say the wrong word.
01:32:18.000 You know, someone says, all they gotta throw is allegedly or something.
01:32:22.000 Sure.
01:32:22.000 Allegedly rape somebody or something.
01:32:24.000 You know, they ruin some poor guy's life.
01:32:27.000 Yeah.
01:32:27.000 You know, reputation just out the...
01:32:30.000 Out the window.
01:32:30.000 Well, that's what they've always been able to do with those supermarket tabloids.
01:32:33.000 Allegedly, from a source.
01:32:34.000 A source tells us that Cam Haynes likes to...
01:32:37.000 Oh, be careful here.
01:32:39.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:32:39.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:32:41.000 Shoot bows.
01:32:42.000 Shoot...
01:32:43.000 But yeah, it's great.
01:32:44.000 But you don't have to do much more than that, and you kind of cover your ass, and you say, I have to protect my sources, I have the First Amendment right, and it's a weird time.
01:32:52.000 And it's a weird time because essentially the boundaries to publication have been dissolved.
01:32:57.000 It used to be that you had to work for the New York Times, or the Washington Post, or a newspaper, whatever.
01:33:03.000 Now, all you need is a blog or a Facebook page, and you're breaking news, and just Scott Eastwood admits to wearing women's clothes while he hunts for deer.
01:33:12.000 That's gonna be on one.
01:33:14.000 Larry David, I wear women's underwear.
01:33:19.000 That's one of the best lines, though.
01:33:20.000 It's strange.
01:33:21.000 It is definitely, you're right, it's definitely strange.
01:33:23.000 But I mean, but who's to decide?
01:33:25.000 I mean, I know they're trying to work on some ways to figure it out.
01:33:28.000 I know Facebook is working on some different ways to block Fake news, but who's to decide what's fake and what's real?
01:33:35.000 And who's to decide where it becomes parody?
01:33:37.000 When is it funny?
01:33:38.000 Like, when is it the onion, when it's pretty subtle?
01:33:40.000 Sure, sure.
01:33:40.000 And when is it just like some guy making up a story about you, me saving you from a bear attack?
01:33:45.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:33:46.000 And it's weird.
01:33:47.000 I know.
01:33:48.000 I don't know, I don't sweat it.
01:33:49.000 It's a tough one.
01:33:49.000 Yeah.
01:33:50.000 I'm not really, I'm really concerned.
01:33:52.000 Yeah.
01:33:53.000 Yo, yeah.
01:33:54.000 Look, I mean, I'll sleep well at night.
01:33:56.000 I'll be okay, but, uh...
01:33:57.000 It's a weird sign of the times.
01:33:59.000 The times are weird.
01:34:01.000 We have weird times.
01:34:03.000 The ability to communicate where anybody can do anything at any time and everybody can find out about it.
01:34:09.000 You can write something on your Twitter page, just publish it, and then it gets to the right amount of people, and then they share it, and then all of a sudden a million people have seen it inside of an hour.
01:34:19.000 It's a moment.
01:34:20.000 No, it's crazy.
01:34:21.000 But it's good, too.
01:34:23.000 I mean, we've used that for our benefit.
01:34:25.000 Yeah, for sure.
01:34:26.000 That's what you do all the time.
01:34:27.000 That's what I do.
01:34:28.000 Your voice.
01:34:28.000 I mean, it's made me have a voice.
01:34:32.000 You know, you've always had one, but me have one.
01:34:34.000 And so it's an amazing time, too.
01:34:37.000 Well, even my voice is way different now than having a podcast.
01:34:40.000 And that's much, in a lot of ways, the same thing.
01:34:44.000 Because it's just...
01:34:45.000 I mean, this is a pretty lean operation, obviously.
01:34:47.000 I was surprised.
01:34:49.000 Just a computer, you know, Jamie, to figure it out, and then we talk, and then you upload it, and that's it.
01:34:59.000 There's not a whole lot of steps, and yet this will probably get 5 million downloads, you know, maybe even more.
01:35:04.000 So it's weird.
01:35:05.000 It's weird in that sense, that it can reach so many different people, and then...
01:35:10.000 There's no corporation behind it.
01:35:13.000 There's no Washington Post.
01:35:13.000 So we could just sit here and just make up a bunch of fake shit and just be really adamant that this really happened.
01:35:19.000 A lot of people are going to believe it.
01:35:21.000 Could someone stop you from doing that?
01:35:24.000 I don't know if they could.
01:35:25.000 As long as you're not slandering anybody and you're not getting sued.
01:35:28.000 So what's your prediction if Biz Bing and GSP fight?
01:35:33.000 Very interesting fight.
01:35:35.000 Because Biz Bing's been a...
01:35:37.000 He's been a battler, a warrior for a long time.
01:35:40.000 He's been very active and he's a very well-honed machine right now.
01:35:47.000 Whereas GSP's been out of the loop for a solid three years.
01:35:50.000 No competition at all.
01:35:51.000 However, he's been training the entire time.
01:35:54.000 So GSP's not a guy who sits around and gets fat and gets nothing done.
01:36:00.000 No, he's constantly training.
01:36:02.000 But Then again, he stopped because he was having memory issues and head injury.
01:36:09.000 Yeah.
01:36:09.000 I mean, he got hit in the head 800 plus times over the course of his UFC career.
01:36:14.000 In that Hendricks fight, he got hit in the head about 10,000 times, it seemed like.
01:36:18.000 He was a mess after that fight.
01:36:19.000 Yeah.
01:36:20.000 He's been a mess after a few fights.
01:36:22.000 Yeah.
01:36:22.000 You know, Carlos Condit head kicked him and knocked him down.
01:36:26.000 I mean, he's had some wars.
01:36:27.000 Matt Serra knocked him out, you know.
01:36:29.000 It's weird.
01:36:30.000 It feels like GSP, he's been the champion, but it doesn't feel like he doesn't have that champion respect for whatever reason.
01:36:38.000 Well, it's because his last fight with Hendrix was super close.
01:36:42.000 Yeah, we watched that here.
01:36:43.000 I did the fight companion.
01:36:45.000 No, not to that fight.
01:36:46.000 I was there for that fight.
01:36:47.000 Oh, you were?
01:36:48.000 Yeah, not Hendrix's last fight.
01:36:50.000 I'm talking about GSP's last fight.
01:36:51.000 Oh, I was talking about Bisbing and Hendrix.
01:36:54.000 Oh, no.
01:36:54.000 Bisbing and Henderson.
01:36:56.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:36:56.000 I'm sorry.
01:36:57.000 Henderson.
01:36:58.000 That's when Eddie Bravo went full Tower 7. Eddie got super drunk, was worried the Illuminati was going to come and get us.
01:37:06.000 And I said knockouts were better than submissions, I think.
01:37:09.000 Well, a lot of people like it.
01:37:11.000 But GSP's last fight with Johnny Hendricks was super close.
01:37:16.000 Super close fight, and GSP retired with the belt.
01:37:19.000 Yeah, I thought he lost that fight.
01:37:21.000 A lot of people did.
01:37:24.000 Either way, it wasn't like this big victory.
01:37:28.000 It's not like the way he beat down BJ Penn and stopped him.
01:37:31.000 If he said, then I'm going to retire, I've had a great time, thank you very much.
01:37:35.000 Everybody would be like, yeah, we love you, George.
01:37:37.000 Right.
01:37:37.000 But instead it was a close fight.
01:37:39.000 So people are like, hmm, I don't know, man.
01:37:41.000 I don't know if he got the belt.
01:37:43.000 Maybe he should have went out with a loss there.
01:37:45.000 Who knows?
01:37:46.000 But don't you think Bisping doesn't have that championship type respect?
01:37:50.000 He does not right now.
01:37:51.000 And the reason he does not is because he defended against him.
01:37:54.000 Henderson wasn't really ranked that high.
01:37:57.000 Right.
01:37:58.000 And he really shouldn't have got a title shot, but it was a rematch of one of the most epic knockouts ever.
01:38:02.000 Yeah.
01:38:02.000 Because Henderson flatlined him and then punched him in the head while he was down and flew through the air.
01:38:07.000 And that's Henderson's logo now.
01:38:08.000 Yeah.
01:38:09.000 Henderson's logo is literally a silhouette of his body flying through the air, ready to drop a punch down on Bisping's unconscious body.
01:38:16.000 Yeah.
01:38:17.000 So...
01:38:17.000 And then who else has he defended?
01:38:19.000 Then he defended it.
01:38:21.000 After he did that, he...
01:38:24.000 Who the fuck did he just fight?
01:38:26.000 No, he's fighting GSP. That's the next fight.
01:38:28.000 So he defended it against Henderson, and then the next title defense is going to be against GSP. He didn't have one before Henderson?
01:38:35.000 No, no, no.
01:38:36.000 He won the title by beating Luke Rockwell.
01:38:39.000 Oh, Luke, yeah, yeah.
01:38:39.000 Then he defended it against Dan Henderson, and now he's going to fight GSP. So the thought is, how is this guy getting two fights that aren't...
01:38:47.000 Right.
01:38:48.000 You look at Luke Rockhold, Yoel Romero, who's the number one contender, who's fucking terrifying.
01:38:54.000 Which he should get the shot, you think?
01:38:56.000 Yes, Yoel should get the shot.
01:38:57.000 Yeah.
01:38:58.000 If you look at it in terms of who's the most viable contender, who's the guy that you would think would be the most threatening guy, who's the guy that might be the uncrowned champion, you've got to go with Yoel Romero.
01:39:10.000 It feels like UFC is...
01:39:12.000 I think, you know, they're trying to find their way.
01:39:15.000 They're footing a little bit with no Ronda, no Conor.
01:39:18.000 So they're just going after that big, what can we sell a bunch of pay-per-views for?
01:39:23.000 And GSP's a big name.
01:39:25.000 No, go, please, go.
01:39:26.000 No, I was just going to ask, what's happening with Conor and that whole fight with...
01:39:31.000 Floyd Mayweather?
01:39:32.000 Yeah, is that happening?
01:39:33.000 They don't know.
01:39:33.000 It has not been worked out yet, so it's not definitive.
01:39:36.000 But there's so much money involved that they think they're going to make it happen.
01:39:39.000 And the UFC's got to come to an agreement.
01:39:44.000 Didn't he get in trouble with the UFC, though, Conor?
01:39:46.000 Didn't Conor...
01:39:47.000 For, I don't know, not saying something and coming out and saying something a while ago or get fined or something?
01:39:53.000 He got fined for throwing the water bottle monster energy thing.
01:39:57.000 Yeah, they fined him $150,000 and then they dropped it down.
01:39:59.000 I think they dropped it to like $35,000 or something like that.
01:40:02.000 He said he'd never fight in Vegas again after that.
01:40:05.000 And they're like, hey, relax.
01:40:08.000 Because if you can't go to New York, it's a debacle.
01:40:12.000 The big factor is another factor is also that the UFC was purchased by WME. That's an entertainment company.
01:40:21.000 Entertainment company is going to try to put on the biggest show they could put on.
01:40:24.000 And that's not necessarily like the number one ranked contender fighting for the title.
01:40:30.000 I think that it's an entertainment.
01:40:32.000 I understand.
01:40:33.000 It's a business.
01:40:34.000 I understand.
01:40:35.000 But it is also...
01:40:37.000 It's extremely important that you honor the hierarchy of champion and top challenger.
01:40:43.000 I think that's critical.
01:40:44.000 Well, you work your way up.
01:40:46.000 I mean, you pay your dues.
01:40:47.000 You work your way up.
01:40:48.000 You're ranked on...
01:40:51.000 Ability.
01:40:52.000 They're trying to manufacture big fights instead of letting big fights build themselves.
01:40:58.000 Yeah.
01:40:59.000 Big fights evolve when you let a guy like Yoel Romero fight and he wins.
01:41:02.000 He beats Chris Wyman by knockout.
01:41:05.000 And then if he fights Michael Bisping, if Michael Bisping beats Yoel Romero, Michael Bisping becomes a superstar.
01:41:11.000 And it's a tough fight.
01:41:13.000 It's a real tough fight.
01:41:14.000 If Yoel Romero beats Michael Bisping, first of all, he looks like a goddamn superhero.
01:41:18.000 So that's easy to sell.
01:41:20.000 You know, you look at his highlight reel of smashing people to the fucking moon.
01:41:24.000 Yeah.
01:41:24.000 He's a freak.
01:41:25.000 Yeah.
01:41:25.000 He's one of the greatest wrestlers that's ever competed.
01:41:28.000 You know, he medaled in every single international competition he entered.
01:41:32.000 He beat Cale Sanderson, one of the greatest wrestlers of all time.
01:41:35.000 He beat him twice.
01:41:36.000 He's just a freak of freaks.
01:41:38.000 Do you know who Yoel Romero is?
01:41:39.000 Mm-mm.
01:41:40.000 Jamie, pull up a picture of Yoel Romero, because he doesn't even look real.
01:41:44.000 No, he doesn't.
01:41:45.000 He's like one of those guys who are like, what is that?
01:41:46.000 That's a person?
01:41:47.000 Is that a real person or a CGI person?
01:41:49.000 Yeah.
01:41:49.000 Just so jacked.
01:41:51.000 Who did he...
01:41:52.000 Oh, he beat...
01:41:53.000 He beat everybody.
01:41:56.000 No, no, no.
01:41:56.000 But in that last one with the flying knee...
01:41:58.000 Chris Weidman.
01:41:58.000 Right.
01:41:59.000 Oh, my God.
01:41:59.000 He flatlined him.
01:42:00.000 Yeah, because it seemed like that whole fight, he wasn't really doing much.
01:42:03.000 Look at that.
01:42:04.000 Jeez.
01:42:04.000 Get the fuck out of here.
01:42:06.000 That's a real person?
01:42:08.000 But he did this...
01:42:09.000 He did not look fun.
01:42:10.000 He's so jacked.
01:42:11.000 The fight against Chris Weidman was sort of like hanging in the balance.
01:42:16.000 And then he did some...
01:42:18.000 Flying.
01:42:19.000 Yeah.
01:42:19.000 Hit him in the side of the head.
01:42:21.000 Yeah.
01:42:21.000 I was just like, where did that come from?
01:42:23.000 Pull up that video that Yoel Romero KOs Chris Weidman.
01:42:27.000 Yeah.
01:42:28.000 Yeah, there's an animated GIF of that.
01:42:30.000 Oh, here we go.
01:42:31.000 Go to the video.
01:42:32.000 It's fucking insane.
01:42:35.000 Like, look how even how he fucking flies when he lands.
01:42:39.000 No, but look how he turns around already and lands punches.
01:42:42.000 Here it goes.
01:42:42.000 Watch this.
01:42:43.000 Boom!
01:42:44.000 How recent was this fight?
01:42:45.000 A couple months ago.
01:42:46.000 I was in Australia.
01:42:48.000 I don't think I saw it down there.
01:42:49.000 He's just a freak, man.
01:42:50.000 And it cut the biggest gash in the side of his head.
01:42:54.000 Yeah.
01:42:54.000 See if you get a clear video of it.
01:42:56.000 Superman fly.
01:42:57.000 Yeah, look at that.
01:42:58.000 From like another angle.
01:42:59.000 But he's just a freak of nature and science.
01:43:05.000 He's capable of that at any second.
01:43:08.000 Boom!
01:43:09.000 But the amount of force behind that, he's just flying through the air.
01:43:13.000 And that's so irregular, too.
01:43:15.000 It's kind of like the way Chuck Liddell used to hit, like real irregular, like a flying knee to your face.
01:43:21.000 Out of nowhere type thing.
01:43:22.000 Well, he's just so explosive.
01:43:25.000 So his ability to close the distance is stunning sometimes, and people aren't prepared for it because he's such an athlete.
01:43:32.000 But in that fight, it didn't feel like he had been doing much.
01:43:35.000 You know what I mean?
01:43:36.000 It felt like he was just kind of like, God, when is he going to get off?
01:43:40.000 It was a close fight, for sure.
01:43:41.000 And then all of a sudden, just some out of nowhere.
01:43:44.000 Yeah.
01:43:45.000 So whether or not Michael Bisping can beat him, who knows?
01:43:50.000 But you've got to give him a chance.
01:43:52.000 Oh, I know.
01:43:53.000 He's a number.
01:43:54.000 He's going to give you all a chance.
01:43:55.000 Yeah.
01:43:55.000 So it seems, I don't know, it doesn't seem, life isn't fair, who cares?
01:43:59.000 But it doesn't seem fair that it's GSP. Well, the thing is, is it a sport, or is it entertainment?
01:44:06.000 I mean, you're just trying to put on a spectacle, or is it a sport?
01:44:09.000 And if it's a sport, if you're going to have the World Series, people play this guy to play that guy, and it gets to the World Series, and here's the World Series, folks, and this is, we've had all, this whole season, we've been building to this moment, and this is the hierarchy.
01:44:22.000 Right.
01:44:23.000 And it's still huge.
01:44:24.000 No, if it's just a show, put three of them in there.
01:44:27.000 Put you all in there, too, with GSP and Michael's biz being.
01:44:30.000 I was saying that they should have, because you're dealing with a guy in GSP, he's been out for a long time, have him fight Nick Diaz.
01:44:38.000 He's been out for a long time, too.
01:44:40.000 Neither one of them is ranked.
01:44:41.000 Have both those guys.
01:44:42.000 They fought before, right?
01:44:42.000 Yeah.
01:44:43.000 Have a rematch.
01:44:44.000 That's the fight.
01:44:45.000 That'd get a ton of pay-per-views.
01:44:47.000 Fuck yeah!
01:44:48.000 People love Diaz.
01:44:49.000 They love him.
01:44:50.000 I don't think people even know how much people love him.
01:44:52.000 I don't even know if the UFC knows how big of a star Nick and Nate are.
01:44:57.000 Yeah.
01:44:57.000 Yeah.
01:44:58.000 Sacramento, right?
01:45:00.000 California?
01:45:00.000 Yeah, but Bisping was like, oh, they're fucking smoking pot.
01:45:03.000 Take them away from fucking promoting pot use.
01:45:06.000 None of those guys do crazy, insane cardio?
01:45:10.000 Oh, yeah.
01:45:11.000 Bisping's got insane cardio.
01:45:12.000 The Diaz brothers have insane cardio.
01:45:15.000 Nick has swam back from Alcatraz Five times.
01:45:19.000 Excuse me?
01:45:20.000 Whoa.
01:45:20.000 Five times.
01:45:21.000 I said twice once and he corrected me online.
01:45:23.000 He said five now.
01:45:25.000 Well, they compete.
01:45:26.000 That race every year?
01:45:26.000 They compete in triathlons.
01:45:28.000 All the time.
01:45:28.000 Yeah.
01:45:28.000 You know my dad, actually, he was in a plane crash in his early 20s.
01:45:35.000 He was off San Francisco.
01:45:36.000 And he had to swim a couple miles in that water to survive.
01:45:40.000 Holy shit.
01:45:41.000 He crashed into the water.
01:45:42.000 Yeah, yeah, most people don't know that it's a it's it's pretty crazy he and I'm gonna I'm gonna butcher the details, but just you know from growing up But what happened was he was in the army and it was right around the time the Korean War was starting and He was they were flying they're doing a routine flight or something and they had to crash land in the ocean whoa and it was getting night and I I
01:46:12.000 believe the pilot died, and I could be wrong.
01:46:16.000 The pilot died, but the other guy he was with survived.
01:46:20.000 So him and this other guy, they were swimming to shore, and they got split up because it was getting dark at night.
01:46:28.000 And so now they're swimming alone, and anyone who knows San Francisco, it's cold.
01:46:35.000 Yeah, definitely Jaws water.
01:46:37.000 Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum.
01:46:38.000 That's where they breed.
01:46:40.000 Yeah.
01:46:40.000 Really?
01:46:40.000 Yeah.
01:46:41.000 Great Whites breed in Northern California.
01:46:43.000 There's like a nesting ground up there.
01:46:45.000 Yeah.
01:46:45.000 Fucking monsters.
01:46:45.000 Not where you want to crash a plane then.
01:46:47.000 Not where you want to swim from Alcatraz five times either in your underwear.
01:46:51.000 I know.
01:46:51.000 That's crazy.
01:46:51.000 Yeah.
01:46:52.000 I've heard of that race.
01:46:53.000 Yeah.
01:46:54.000 But that's crazy he's done that.
01:46:55.000 Yeah.
01:46:57.000 Wow, so your dad had to swim two miles?
01:46:59.000 Yeah, something like that.
01:47:01.000 Maybe more.
01:47:01.000 It could have been more.
01:47:03.000 Fuck.
01:47:03.000 But it was long.
01:47:04.000 I'm good for a couple hundred yards.
01:47:06.000 Yeah, swimming's not easy.
01:47:07.000 And then I start looking for a log to hang on to.
01:47:10.000 I think your dad has property in Oregon.
01:47:13.000 Or a house or something, does he?
01:47:15.000 Not that I know of.
01:47:16.000 We've got a ranch up in northern California.
01:47:19.000 He's had a ranch for a long time up in east of Redding.
01:47:24.000 Oh, okay.
01:47:25.000 Maybe I'm getting it.
01:47:26.000 If you don't know where Bernie is and that sort of area up there.
01:47:31.000 Lake Shasta sort of area.
01:47:33.000 And I think we have a big sawmill right where I live, Weyerhaeuser.
01:47:40.000 I think This could be wrong.
01:47:42.000 I think he worked there.
01:47:43.000 Your dad worked at the Weyerhaeuser Sawmill.
01:47:46.000 I don't know.
01:47:47.000 Jamie, can you look that up?
01:47:48.000 I've heard crazy things.
01:47:52.000 I've heard crazier.
01:47:53.000 Let's see if this is crazy.
01:47:55.000 Maybe it's on DMT. How often do you get to hang out with him?
01:48:00.000 Well, I've been busy a lot.
01:48:02.000 I was gone for six months in Australia, in China...
01:48:07.000 And then before that I was working on Fast, and then before that I was on a movie.
01:48:10.000 Not as much as I'd like, but he is turning 87 this year, and I'm taking some time off because I really feel like that's an important time in my life to try to be around him.
01:48:22.000 Yeah, 87. I know, that's old.
01:48:26.000 It just happens.
01:48:27.000 Yeah, it does.
01:48:27.000 All of a sudden, you're 87. That's almost 90. It doesn't feel like Clint Eastwood would be almost 90. Yeah.
01:48:33.000 I know.
01:48:33.000 I would have thought 70. It's strange.
01:48:36.000 Wow.
01:48:37.000 Because he was just...
01:48:38.000 So he had you when he was like...
01:48:40.000 In his 50s.
01:48:41.000 Damn, son.
01:48:43.000 Yeah.
01:48:44.000 Just getting shit done.
01:48:47.000 I have a sister who's 19. She might have just turned 20. No, 19. Wow.
01:48:53.000 So he was getting it done.
01:48:55.000 He was in his 60s.
01:48:56.000 Yeah.
01:48:57.000 Slinging it in his 60s.
01:49:00.000 Ooh, I get it.
01:49:01.000 Yeah, so he was married to that girl who was a newscaster or something, right?
01:49:06.000 And they did a reality show?
01:49:08.000 Well, she did a reality show, yeah.
01:49:10.000 He didn't do it at all?
01:49:13.000 No, no.
01:49:14.000 It was in no episodes at all?
01:49:15.000 Well, yeah, she might have gotten him into an episode.
01:49:18.000 She might have forced him into an episode?
01:49:19.000 I remember that was going on.
01:49:20.000 I was like, this one ain't gonna work.
01:49:25.000 No, that wasn't his thing.
01:49:27.000 Was he married to the...
01:49:29.000 Who was the woman in...
01:49:32.000 Sandra Locke?
01:49:33.000 Yeah, every which way, but...
01:49:34.000 Yeah.
01:49:35.000 Yeah, never, never married.
01:49:35.000 Oh, they weren't.
01:49:36.000 Okay.
01:49:37.000 She sued the shit out of him, though, when he broke up with her.
01:49:40.000 Oh.
01:49:40.000 That was like a crazy story that he was blocking her film projects.
01:49:44.000 She was trying to claim that, and he was like, what?
01:49:47.000 Yeah, I don't think he has time to deal with those kind of things.
01:49:51.000 Well, she had gotten some sort of a deal when they broke up to do some film projects.
01:49:56.000 It was part of the separation deal.
01:50:00.000 And she was claiming that he was somehow or another blocking them, if I remember the story correctly.
01:50:07.000 Wow.
01:50:07.000 Nothing like a woman's squarmy.
01:50:08.000 Look at that.
01:50:09.000 He did.
01:50:10.000 He worked at the pulp mill.
01:50:11.000 Oh, wow.
01:50:12.000 Well, wait, but that's...
01:50:13.000 Who are you reading this?
01:50:14.000 Wikipedia?
01:50:15.000 Yeah.
01:50:16.000 I think he did.
01:50:17.000 Maybe.
01:50:18.000 I'll ask him.
01:50:19.000 It's all real, bro.
01:50:20.000 It's on the internet.
01:50:21.000 It's got to be real.
01:50:23.000 I think he did.
01:50:23.000 Hey, look.
01:50:24.000 I don't know if you know about Wikipedia, but this is why I know it's real.
01:50:28.000 Because anyone can enter in information and edit it.
01:50:31.000 Right.
01:50:32.000 That's Crazy.
01:50:33.000 So it's so 100% rock solid.
01:50:35.000 So rock solid.
01:50:37.000 Why would anybody put something that wasn't true up there?
01:50:40.000 I think Wikipedia still says Brian Callen's my brother.
01:50:43.000 Really?
01:50:43.000 Somebody might have changed it, but I left it there forever.
01:50:46.000 Yeah.
01:50:47.000 Well, he's as jacked as you.
01:50:49.000 He is almost as jacked as me.
01:50:51.000 Yeah.
01:50:51.000 It's close.
01:50:52.000 He was flexing up yesterday.
01:50:54.000 Too close to call.
01:50:55.000 He does flex like crazy.
01:50:57.000 He's such a silly goose.
01:50:58.000 That guy's the best to go hunting with.
01:51:00.000 Because for five days, like the last time we went, it was just nothing but jokes.
01:51:06.000 Just constant laughter.
01:51:08.000 Because he's the best at a captive audience.
01:51:12.000 Yeah.
01:51:12.000 Like if you're stuck in a car with him.
01:51:14.000 Well, you can't go anywhere.
01:51:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:51:15.000 He's the guy that can make a scene.
01:51:16.000 Well, he's just funny, man.
01:51:20.000 I'm not funny that way, the way he is.
01:51:22.000 He's just a natural clown, silly person.
01:51:26.000 He's always silly.
01:51:27.000 And the first time I took him to Montana, we went hunting with Ranella.
01:51:32.000 It was six days of gut-busting, howling laughter.
01:51:37.000 Steve seems more dry, though.
01:51:40.000 Steve's funny.
01:51:40.000 He's a funny guy, too.
01:51:42.000 Especially if he's got a couple pops in him.
01:51:44.000 He's a funny dude.
01:51:46.000 But Callan had this character called the Ravine Comer, and he couldn't, they wouldn't put it anywhere.
01:51:52.000 They wouldn't release the footage, but they filmed it.
01:51:54.000 It was him, he was doing this character of a guy who finds, every time he sees a ravine, he has to come.
01:51:58.000 So he runs towards these- A ravine?
01:52:01.000 Yeah, and Callan's, like, pulling his pants down, and he's, like, screaming that he's, like, shooting loads into this ravine.
01:52:07.000 I mean, I'm not doing it any justice, because he's, like, way over the top.
01:52:11.000 He's like, God, a fucking ravine!
01:52:15.000 Like, whenever he'd see, like, any sort of a valley, he would have to pretend he was jerking off into it.
01:52:21.000 Like...
01:52:23.000 I'm telling you, it seems so ridiculous.
01:52:26.000 I think everybody's done that before.
01:52:29.000 Jerked off into a ravine?
01:52:30.000 Oh yeah, of course.
01:52:32.000 But when you're loopy, you get up at 5.30 in the morning, it's dark out, you're freezing.
01:52:36.000 He's the guy.
01:52:37.000 He's just making everybody laugh.
01:52:39.000 Yeah, that's what he mentioned.
01:52:40.000 There is something weird about that in the woods when you're waking up super early or going surfing super early.
01:52:45.000 You're sort of delirious and you're like, what the fuck are we doing?
01:52:49.000 Why are we putting ourselves through this shit?
01:52:51.000 And then you obviously do your activity or whatever it is and you're happy you did it.
01:52:56.000 It's a weird delirium hour.
01:52:58.000 There's also some weird thoughts that go through your mind when you're sleep deprived that don't ordinarily go through your mind.
01:53:04.000 One of the reasons is like some writers on purpose will wait until like really late at night until they write.
01:53:10.000 Like the writers that wrote for news radio, the sitcom that I used to be on, they would wait until like 2 or 3 in the morning before they started writing.
01:53:17.000 They would just stay up and get silly and joke around.
01:53:19.000 It is silly and creative.
01:53:21.000 It can be silly.
01:53:22.000 Some way.
01:53:22.000 That's usually when I make a post that I wake up in the morning and read and be like, why did I say that?
01:53:28.000 I did that the other day.
01:53:29.000 I was in New York.
01:53:29.000 I was sat at a bar and we were all celebrating.
01:53:34.000 We were fast and furious stuff.
01:53:36.000 I wake up in the morning and there's me screaming, singing Tina Turner at the top of my lungs at the bar.
01:53:41.000 Yeah.
01:53:42.000 What's love got to do with it?
01:53:44.000 Oh no.
01:53:45.000 Oh my god.
01:53:46.000 Oof.
01:53:46.000 Yeah, out of context, that could be a problem.
01:53:48.000 It's a story.
01:53:49.000 It was so not part of any of the story, you know?
01:53:53.000 It was just that.
01:53:54.000 Yeah.
01:53:55.000 Yeah.
01:53:56.000 So did you drive in Fast and Furious?
01:53:58.000 Did you drive for real?
01:54:01.000 How does that work?
01:54:02.000 We don't do a lot of the heavy lifting.
01:54:05.000 The heavy lifting is done by professional stunt guys.
01:54:08.000 It's a big liability, first off.
01:54:12.000 And those stunts do an incredible job of keeping everything in camera.
01:54:17.000 Or at least a lot of it.
01:54:19.000 They can't do cars flying over submarines in camera and stuff.
01:54:24.000 They do a really good job of utilizing the stunt driver's talents and keeping a lot of stuff on camera.
01:54:29.000 But do you drive at all?
01:54:30.000 Is it ever you driving?
01:54:31.000 Yeah, you might pull up to a thing or then do a couple lines or a scene or something, but you're not doing the...
01:54:38.000 You're not going sideways around a corner.
01:54:39.000 Yeah.
01:54:39.000 You know what always drives me nuts with those movies?
01:54:42.000 They crush these awesome cars.
01:54:45.000 Yeah.
01:54:45.000 Like, they take these awesome classic cars and smash them like, no!
01:54:50.000 Yeah, they used a 700 or something.
01:54:52.000 We're destroyed in the making of this.
01:54:54.000 700 cars.
01:54:55.000 What in the fuck, man?
01:54:56.000 It's like the Dukes of Hazzard.
01:54:57.000 Like, one of the biggest bummers about the Dukes of Hazzard is watching these old Chargers slam nose-first into the ground and then pretending that thing's okay.
01:55:06.000 Yeah, there was some of that driving off the snow.
01:55:10.000 What, mountain or something?
01:55:12.000 Yeah.
01:55:13.000 There's some stuff.
01:55:14.000 Spoiler alert.
01:55:15.000 Still the car's fine.
01:55:17.000 But, you know, that's funny because you said 700 cars were ruined.
01:55:20.000 I shot an iPhone in slow motion one time and people were saying how wasteful I was.
01:55:25.000 Oh, yeah.
01:55:26.000 I'm like, have you ever seen a movie?
01:55:29.000 I mean, do you not care?
01:55:31.000 That's entertaining.
01:55:32.000 Wait, wasteful of what?
01:55:32.000 Wasteful of what?
01:55:33.000 Gigabytes?
01:55:33.000 No.
01:55:34.000 Wasteful of the phone.
01:55:35.000 I wasted...
01:55:36.000 Somebody could use that phone.
01:55:37.000 Don't you know?
01:55:38.000 Do you remember the first...
01:55:39.000 Or you shot in an iPhone?
01:55:40.000 I shot...
01:55:40.000 I was, like, shooting in slow-mo.
01:55:42.000 No, no, no.
01:55:42.000 I shot it with an arrow.
01:55:43.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:55:44.000 Oh, we shot an arrow for a waste of a phone.
01:55:45.000 Yeah.
01:55:45.000 We shot some here.
01:55:46.000 We shot some in that back studio for Unbox Therapy.
01:55:49.000 Yeah.
01:55:50.000 I set up some iPhones because they came out with some new glass.
01:55:54.000 Right.
01:55:54.000 That was back when I had a 90-pound factor, too.
01:55:56.000 Yeah.
01:55:57.000 I blew right through that thing.
01:55:58.000 And people were like, that was so wasteful, you could have given that to somebody.
01:56:02.000 And I'm just like, you know.
01:56:04.000 Someone's got an opinion about everything.
01:56:05.000 Go watch a movie.
01:56:07.000 700 classic cars.
01:56:09.000 Yeah.
01:56:09.000 Well, they weren't, I mean, you know, some are Pintos or, you know, whatever.
01:56:16.000 You know, I don't know how you call them classic.
01:56:19.000 They weren't all the Vin Diesel driving car.
01:56:22.000 No.
01:56:23.000 How about the shooting?
01:56:24.000 Did you guys actually shoot guns?
01:56:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:56:28.000 Blank ammunition.
01:56:30.000 That's pretty standard on movies.
01:56:31.000 Okay.
01:56:32.000 Yeah.
01:56:32.000 Because you had some shooting scenes.
01:56:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:56:34.000 Now, I was told that when you do a scene with a gun and blank ammunition, you're still not supposed to point at the actor.
01:56:41.000 No.
01:56:41.000 No, no.
01:56:41.000 I mean, if anyone's got good gun discipline, you know, I mean, that's how I grew up is, you know, good gun discipline, you know, muzzle down.
01:56:48.000 It's...
01:56:48.000 But I mean, even in a scene where you're shooting at someone with a blank?
01:56:53.000 You want to sort of offset it.
01:56:55.000 Especially if it's close.
01:56:56.000 They do testing and stuff first to see, and they'll tell you, hey, you can't pass this line if you're walking up and you're going to draw a gun on somebody.
01:57:05.000 We don't want you to go past this line or so.
01:57:08.000 And obviously, hey, can you not aim it directly at their head?
01:57:12.000 They'll find a good point for you to aim it at that can cheat with the camera a little bit.
01:57:17.000 I'd heard that that happened after Brandon Lee got killed in the movie The Crow.
01:57:21.000 Yeah.
01:57:21.000 That was a bad one.
01:57:22.000 Yeah.
01:57:22.000 They had real ammo in there, right?
01:57:24.000 No, there was like something was in there.
01:57:26.000 A piece of...
01:57:27.000 You know, what happens is sometimes, like, what happens is sometimes, you know, even in these airbags, the same sort of stuff, they had all these recalls in these airbags, is what happens is these blanks, you know, sometimes they'll bunch up together over time if it's an old blank,
01:57:43.000 the gunpowder, so it...
01:57:45.000 It can like harden.
01:57:46.000 Oh.
01:57:47.000 And then it can shoot like a projectile.
01:57:49.000 Yeah, like almost like a couple of shotgun pellets.
01:57:51.000 Wow.
01:57:52.000 And just penetrated the right spot and killed them.
01:57:55.000 Yeah.
01:57:55.000 Crazy.
01:57:56.000 It's a.44 Magnum, I think.
01:57:58.000 Wow.
01:57:58.000 So there's a ton of power behind it.
01:58:00.000 Crazy.
01:58:01.000 Yeah, that's not good.
01:58:03.000 Yeah, so now they just point it to the side.
01:58:05.000 And what about like fight scenes?
01:58:07.000 Do you have to do fight scenes?
01:58:09.000 Like, especially you having a martial arts background, did they have you do scenes?
01:58:14.000 Yeah, I didn't do...
01:58:15.000 There wasn't a terrible amount of fights.
01:58:18.000 You got slammed against the wall.
01:58:21.000 I get slammed around a little bit in this one.
01:58:24.000 But sure, you know, in other films, I love doing that stuff.
01:58:27.000 That's the fun stuff.
01:58:28.000 Especially, you know, because you get to hang with the...
01:58:31.000 Those are some of the coolest guys on set.
01:58:32.000 All the stunt guys.
01:58:34.000 You know, they're all like-minded people.
01:58:37.000 All, you know, martial art background guys.
01:58:40.000 And so you're just choreographing all day, working that out, and then you get on set and you're doing it.
01:58:44.000 Or you're doing it with them because they might be playing the, you know...
01:58:48.000 Villain number seven or something, so then you've already sort of got a shorthand with them.
01:58:53.000 That's the fun stuff.
01:58:55.000 That's cool.
01:58:56.000 It's way better than dealing with a difficult actor or something.
01:58:58.000 Do you ever do that?
01:59:00.000 Yeah.
01:59:01.000 Who's the worst?
01:59:02.000 Oh, come on.
01:59:03.000 You're not going to get me.
01:59:04.000 Just make their name rhyme or something else.
01:59:07.000 Just make their name rhyme?
01:59:08.000 Yeah.
01:59:12.000 You'll get me in trouble.
01:59:14.000 Sin, Cecil?
01:59:16.000 Oh, that's right.
01:59:17.000 Oh yeah, that's what I hear.
01:59:18.000 Yeah.
01:59:19.000 I thought it was torpedoes, but...
01:59:21.000 Nope.
01:59:21.000 Might just be lips.
01:59:23.000 And loose lips.
01:59:24.000 Yeah, in the scene, The Rock picks him up and slams him, holds him against the wall.
01:59:30.000 Damn.
01:59:31.000 Was that real?
01:59:32.000 Was that real?
01:59:33.000 It's real with...
01:59:36.000 It's real with some assistance.
01:59:38.000 There's some movie magic.
01:59:39.000 But he's a big guy.
01:59:41.000 If it was real, you would have dropped him and choked him out, right?
01:59:44.000 That dude is so jacked.
01:59:45.000 He took a photo of him after a workout the other day, and I'm like, what?
01:59:49.000 Yeah, he's huge.
01:59:50.000 He's so disciplined, too.
01:59:52.000 4 a.m.
01:59:53.000 4 a.m., yeah.
01:59:54.000 When you're on set with him, is he just always doing that?
01:59:57.000 What's his deal?
01:59:58.000 Yeah, he's just an extremely disciplined guy.
02:00:00.000 I got a lot of respect for him.
02:00:02.000 He knows what he wants and he is going to get it.
02:00:05.000 There is no no.
02:00:07.000 He is taking it down.
02:00:08.000 He's making movie after movie after movie.
02:00:10.000 He's going to go do it.
02:00:13.000 He eats religiously.
02:00:15.000 He's got these meals that come.
02:00:17.000 I love doing meal prep stuff because it's great.
02:00:21.000 It makes his life one less thing to think about, right?
02:00:23.000 But he's very religious with it.
02:00:26.000 Look at that.
02:00:26.000 Get the fuck out of the dogs.
02:00:27.000 Look at that piece of meat.
02:00:29.000 He's more jacked now than he's ever been in his life.
02:00:32.000 I think he's 44. Yeah, 44 or 46 or something.
02:00:36.000 Yeah.
02:00:37.000 That's crazy.
02:00:38.000 And just uber jacked.
02:00:39.000 Yeah, he's a stud.
02:00:40.000 And continuing to get more and more jacked.
02:00:42.000 Still putting in the work.
02:00:43.000 Yeah, he's not done getting jacked.
02:00:45.000 He's keeping pumping it.
02:00:47.000 He's keeping it going.
02:00:47.000 It's just, when you see his schedule and his workload, there's always some new project he's doing.
02:00:53.000 He's doing a TV show, and he's doing a this, and he's doing a that.
02:00:56.000 Yeah, I know.
02:00:56.000 How the fuck does he have time?
02:00:57.000 And he's hosting this award show, and he's doing something for the troops, and he's doing this movie, and he's finishing up that movie, and he's like, how?
02:01:04.000 I tell you, the travel is what kills me.
02:01:06.000 I know you've been in show business for longer than all of us, and the travel is what kills you, right?
02:01:13.000 These long flights, and then jet lag, and then you've got to go hit the gym.
02:01:16.000 Yeah.
02:01:17.000 Well, I did a podcast yesterday.
02:01:18.000 My brain just wouldn't fire right.
02:01:20.000 It takes, to me, like a day or two.
02:01:22.000 I just flew in from Buffalo, and it just takes a day or two for your brain to re-sync.
02:01:28.000 Today I feel normal, but yesterday I just was foggy.
02:01:31.000 I haven't tried it, but I keep hearing about the...
02:01:35.000 what you're supposed to do with the light for the jet lag because like the simulation of light wherever you're at and they have you know you're supposed to put on the eye thing like when it's supposed to get dark like say you're flying into the light you're flying you know going away all those eye covers yeah and simulate wherever you want where you ever you're supposed to end up yeah and that really is supposed to help with jet lag I was reading a podcast about Alaska,
02:01:58.000 about people that hunt in Alaska, and then when you go up there in the summer and you get like two hours of...
02:02:03.000 Reading a podcast.
02:02:04.000 Did I say reading a podcast?
02:02:05.000 What the fuck is wrong with me?
02:02:07.000 Why do I keep saying that?
02:02:07.000 That's the second time on this podcast.
02:02:09.000 I've never said it before.
02:02:11.000 Maybe I'm still not really recovered from Buffalo.
02:02:13.000 I'm in denial.
02:02:14.000 Excuse me, I was listening to a podcast where they were talking, this guy was talking about how he usually sleeps like a baby, but he went up to Alaska because it's only dark for two hours a night in the summer where they were at.
02:02:27.000 I think they were in the Brooks Range.
02:02:28.000 And he was saying that after six or seven days, he started getting delusional.
02:02:32.000 He gets just delirious.
02:02:34.000 Too much light.
02:02:35.000 That's the same with that circadian rhythm, is that...
02:02:38.000 Just the light, because they say the light affects the optic nerves where you're supposed to produce melatonin.
02:02:43.000 Yeah.
02:02:44.000 And this guy was saying that the way to mitigate that, that he didn't know at the time, but he was told by someone, is to wear a mask.
02:02:50.000 Those sleeping masks you see in movies, they always look so silly in movies, but those things are actually effective.
02:02:57.000 Yeah.
02:02:59.000 I'm sloppy about it, but...
02:03:01.000 Fucking Alaska, though, you need it.
02:03:02.000 Have you ever been in the summer?
02:03:04.000 Hell yeah.
02:03:04.000 It's awesome, right?
02:03:05.000 Many times.
02:03:06.000 It's weird, though.
02:03:07.000 We would bear hunt until...
02:03:10.000 I used to go with Roy almost every year.
02:03:12.000 We'd bear hunt until...
02:03:15.000 God, I want to think.
02:03:16.000 One in the morning?
02:03:18.000 We'd go back, eat, and then go fishing at like three in the morning.
02:03:23.000 It was like dark for an hour.
02:03:25.000 Then we'd go fishing, then we'd start baiting again, then we'd hunt that night, then we'd do the same thing.
02:03:30.000 No sleep?
02:03:31.000 Which part of Alaska?
02:03:34.000 It's like the Susitna River, so it's just south-central, basically.
02:03:38.000 Okay.
02:03:39.000 I've been up there a few times.
02:03:40.000 I've been up to Seward and then up, I think, north where they do salmon fishing.
02:03:48.000 The commercial guys will come in and they'll...
02:03:51.000 It's like they net them, but the tides get so low and stuff, they'll drive on the beach at these amphibious boats.
02:04:01.000 It's crazy, and they'll lay the net and stuff.
02:04:03.000 It really is the last frontier up there.
02:04:05.000 Oh, yeah.
02:04:05.000 It really is.
02:04:06.000 It's amazing.
02:04:07.000 Too cold, though.
02:04:08.000 Too cold.
02:04:09.000 Damn.
02:04:10.000 How dare you, San Diego?
02:04:13.000 I'm a total pussy when it comes to weather.
02:04:15.000 Well, you lived in Hawaii, and now you live in San Diego.
02:04:18.000 It's like, come on, man.
02:04:19.000 You're in paradise both times.
02:04:21.000 You can get anywhere now, right?
02:04:24.000 San Diego's one of those places where people in San Diego don't want you telling people how good San Diego is.
02:04:30.000 They're mad at me.
02:04:31.000 There's a thousand people screaming right now going, shut the fuck up.
02:04:34.000 Well, the traffic already sucks.
02:04:36.000 It's way worse now than it used to be in San Diego.
02:04:38.000 It used to be way easier to get around.
02:04:40.000 It's true.
02:04:40.000 It's good skydiving.
02:04:42.000 I have jumped down there on the border, like El Cajon-ish area.
02:04:47.000 Where was I? There's like some lake.
02:04:50.000 There's an Olympic Training Center out there.
02:04:52.000 Do you know where that is?
02:04:53.000 No.
02:04:53.000 Oh, I can't remember what the lake was.
02:04:55.000 But people don't realize about San Diego, too.
02:04:57.000 It's a lot of ranch land.
02:04:59.000 Yeah.
02:04:59.000 You know, I mean, it's obviously the coastal area is just a little sliver.
02:05:04.000 Yeah.
02:05:04.000 And then you go east and you're right in Rancho Santa Fe in five minutes.
02:05:08.000 Yeah.
02:05:08.000 And it's just beautiful orange.
02:05:10.000 It's old California, you know.
02:05:12.000 Yeah.
02:05:13.000 You know, tons of ranch land, people riding horses.
02:05:15.000 Goldberg's got a ranch out there.
02:05:17.000 Oh, really?
02:05:17.000 Goldberg the wrestler?
02:05:18.000 Oh.
02:05:18.000 Yeah, he's got some badass place out there.
02:05:21.000 He keeps his muscle cars.
02:05:22.000 I thought Mike Goldberg.
02:05:23.000 No, Mike Goldberg lives in Phoenix.
02:05:25.000 My boys, when we were watching UFC the other night, they were like, bring Goldberg back.
02:05:29.000 A lot of people want to bring him back.
02:05:30.000 We miss Goldberg.
02:05:30.000 There's a survey someone did online where it was like, keep John Anik, me, and Dominic Cruz was A, and then Goldberg was B, and it was like 90% B. Yeah.
02:05:43.000 Yeah, I sent it to the UFC. Did you?
02:05:46.000 Yeah.
02:05:47.000 Look at this.
02:05:48.000 What do you think of that?
02:05:49.000 I don't know, man.
02:05:51.000 I get it.
02:05:52.000 People want change, especially if they own it.
02:05:55.000 You pay $4 billion for something.
02:05:57.000 Put your signature on something, I guess.
02:05:58.000 You want to change the color of the car.
02:06:00.000 I bought a new car.
02:06:00.000 It cost me $4 billion.
02:06:01.000 I'm going to make it red.
02:06:02.000 I always wanted it red.
02:06:03.000 Are you going to...
02:06:05.000 I was going to say a fish knight, but you're not going to marry them.
02:06:08.000 Are you going to commentate that fight?
02:06:12.000 Would you be the frontrunner to be one of the commentators if they do the McGregor Mayweather fight?
02:06:19.000 Most likely, no, because it's a boxing match.
02:06:22.000 Most likely, I'll be here watching it on the screen.
02:06:25.000 I can't wait for it, though, if it happens.
02:06:29.000 I mean, I just don't think so.
02:06:31.000 I'm not a boxing commentator.
02:06:33.000 I know a lot about boxing.
02:06:35.000 I've followed boxing since I was a kid.
02:06:37.000 And I've commentated on kickboxing bouts before, but I've never commentated on a boxing fight before.
02:06:43.000 It'd be kind of cool, though, if they had two guys from the boxing world and you, because they're two worlds.
02:06:49.000 They always have Jim Lampley, right?
02:06:52.000 Is that who they always have?
02:06:53.000 And Max Kellerman, who I really love.
02:06:55.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, Max.
02:06:55.000 I love that guy.
02:06:56.000 I would be happy to do a pay-per-view with Max Kellerman.
02:07:00.000 I think it'd be fun.
02:07:02.000 I'm a big fan of that dude.
02:07:03.000 It'd be a different perspective, just because with McGregor coming out of the UFC... Or Paulie Malignaggi.
02:07:09.000 He's another one.
02:07:10.000 I really respect that guy a lot, too.
02:07:12.000 He's a great commentator and world champion boxer.
02:07:15.000 Yeah.
02:07:15.000 Yeah, I'd be, maybe, most likely, no.
02:07:18.000 Most likely.
02:07:19.000 I just do, I'm doing less and less of those.
02:07:22.000 I do 10 a year now.
02:07:24.000 The most I've ever done, I think it was up to like 24 a year.
02:07:28.000 It's just too much, man.
02:07:30.000 You're not doing them all now.
02:07:32.000 No international pay-per-view anymore.
02:07:34.000 No Fox ones anymore, like all those big Fox shows.
02:07:40.000 Cut all those out.
02:07:42.000 All I do now is domestic pay-per-view.
02:07:45.000 That's it.
02:07:45.000 Gotcha.
02:07:46.000 So it's about 10, 10 a year.
02:07:48.000 Yeah, the international, man, that just kills you.
02:07:49.000 Oh, fuck.
02:07:50.000 We had fun, though.
02:07:52.000 We went to Rio and watched Rwanda.
02:07:54.000 Yeah.
02:07:54.000 That was fun.
02:07:55.000 Yeah, Cam came with me down when she fought Betch Cohea in Rio and starched her in the first round.
02:08:00.000 34 seconds.
02:08:01.000 That was a good time.
02:08:01.000 It was fun, but you remember how sketchy it was.
02:08:04.000 We drive around a bulletproof car.
02:08:06.000 We've got an armed guard with us everywhere.
02:08:07.000 It's fucking, you know.
02:08:09.000 I've been down there.
02:08:10.000 I didn't have any of that.
02:08:11.000 You must be a...
02:08:13.000 Pretty big down there.
02:08:14.000 I'm very important.
02:08:16.000 I thought it was for me.
02:08:19.000 It could have been.
02:08:20.000 They're big Bohannic fans.
02:08:22.000 Yeah.
02:08:22.000 And they know that you don't pack a piece, so they're like, okay, well...
02:08:25.000 I was down there with Giselle, and she was taking helicopters around.
02:08:29.000 Oh, yeah?
02:08:30.000 To get around.
02:08:30.000 That was a...
02:08:31.000 That's the way to do it?
02:08:32.000 Yeah, that was the way.
02:08:32.000 We were in Sao Paulo, actually.
02:08:34.000 Oh, okay.
02:08:34.000 To avoid being carjacked?
02:08:36.000 Is that why she took helicopters?
02:08:37.000 No, I think it was just...
02:08:38.000 I mean, I imagine there's some...
02:08:39.000 Maybe I have no idea, but...
02:08:41.000 I think we just avoid traffic.
02:08:42.000 Yeah, there's a lot of traffic.
02:08:43.000 The traffic is terrible.
02:08:45.000 I mean, even where we were, the traffic was terrible.
02:08:47.000 There's like one road.
02:08:48.000 Well, that's Rio.
02:08:49.000 Yeah, we were by the beach.
02:08:50.000 That was a problem.
02:08:50.000 Remember when we got to the fight, it took forever to get to the fight.
02:08:53.000 They were like, you have to leave three hours early.
02:08:55.000 We're like, what?
02:08:56.000 Yeah.
02:08:57.000 And then you get in the car, you go, oh, I get it.
02:08:59.000 That was, while it was going on, was while we were talking to Dana Lash on the phone.
02:09:02.000 Yeah.
02:09:02.000 Because it was right when Cecil the Bear was happening.
02:09:05.000 The lion.
02:09:06.000 Oh, excuse me.
02:09:07.000 I was reading about it in a TV show.
02:09:09.000 A podcast.
02:09:11.000 About Cecil the kangaroo.
02:09:15.000 Yeah, that thing was going down, man.
02:09:17.000 Yeah, I remember that.
02:09:19.000 That was at the time.
02:09:20.000 But yeah, that was the last time I went to Brazil.
02:09:22.000 I've been to Brazil five times.
02:09:24.000 I love it.
02:09:25.000 I love the Brazilians.
02:09:26.000 I love the food down there.
02:09:27.000 It's fun.
02:09:28.000 It's great and everything like that.
02:09:29.000 We were going to go see Christ the Redeemer.
02:09:31.000 That was our goal, to go do that.
02:09:33.000 Do you know what a process that is to go see that thing?
02:09:35.000 No, really?
02:09:36.000 Oh my god.
02:09:37.000 It takes forever.
02:09:38.000 It was like a whole day.
02:09:39.000 You have to take buses halfway and then other buses.
02:09:43.000 It's just like you could not just go up there.
02:09:45.000 I mean, it's better just getting a helicopter.
02:09:46.000 It's a pretty dope statue though.
02:09:48.000 I wanted to be there.
02:09:49.000 So we got one from afar.
02:09:52.000 We had it in the background and we were like...
02:09:54.000 It's pretty cool though.
02:09:55.000 It's pretty cool to be up there.
02:09:56.000 I'd like to fly it.
02:09:58.000 I'm a helicopter pilot.
02:10:00.000 Are you really?
02:10:00.000 Yeah.
02:10:00.000 No kidding.
02:10:01.000 Yeah.
02:10:02.000 And so I'd like to fly that.
02:10:04.000 That's kind of like, you know, for pilots, it's kind of like, oh, that's a bucket list place.
02:10:07.000 I'd love to fly.
02:10:09.000 Circle that?
02:10:10.000 Yeah, other places.
02:10:10.000 Now, how does that work?
02:10:11.000 If you have a license in America and you want to fly in Brazil, obviously you can't fly a helicopter all the way to Brazil.
02:10:18.000 No.
02:10:18.000 How far can a helicopter fly?
02:10:20.000 Like, what's the longest distance?
02:10:21.000 Well, it really just depends on what helicopter you're talking about and how many people you're with.
02:10:27.000 So there's a lot of weight and balance.
02:10:29.000 Two people, the furthest travel the helicopter's ever gone.
02:10:32.000 Well, that's probably a Blackhawk, I would imagine.
02:10:35.000 They have dual engines and they have their $11 million or $20 million helicopter, whatever it is.
02:10:42.000 It's got massive fuel tanks that a civilian helicopter can't go.
02:10:49.000 So I wouldn't know the answer.
02:10:50.000 Find out, Jamie.
02:10:51.000 How far is a blackout?
02:10:53.000 I'm going to guess.
02:10:54.000 Let's guess.
02:10:54.000 Okay.
02:10:55.000 I bet they can fly for 12 hours.
02:10:59.000 No way.
02:11:00.000 No way?
02:11:01.000 That's a long time.
02:11:01.000 I don't think so.
02:11:03.000 American engineering.
02:11:04.000 I'm going to say 300 miles.
02:11:07.000 What?
02:11:08.000 Yeah.
02:11:08.000 That's it?
02:11:09.000 What if someone's chasing them?
02:11:10.000 They're almost out of guess.
02:11:11.000 Complete guess.
02:11:12.000 I have no idea.
02:11:13.000 I would go on Cameron's side.
02:11:16.000 I'm saying across the ocean three times.
02:11:18.000 No, not even close.
02:11:21.000 If you're saying 12 hours, how fast do they go?
02:11:23.000 Well, it depends.
02:11:24.000 If you're in a piston helicopter, or if you're in a turbine helicopter.
02:11:28.000 Like a Black Hawk.
02:11:29.000 What's the difference?
02:11:30.000 Well, piston helicopter is like a piston engine.
02:11:34.000 Uh-huh.
02:11:35.000 Like a car engine.
02:11:36.000 Yeah, but it uses your blades in the same sort of fashion, but speed on like a 44, like 130 knots, I think is your V&E,
02:11:52.000 which is your do not exceed.
02:11:54.000 2,000 miles.
02:11:54.000 Huh.
02:11:55.000 What?
02:11:55.000 Distance without landing, 2,213 miles.
02:11:58.000 This is Wikipedia again.
02:12:00.000 Hey, how dare you?
02:12:02.000 How dare you?
02:12:03.000 I see where you get your information from.
02:12:04.000 Oh, that's a small helicopter.
02:12:05.000 No, that's an MD-500.
02:12:07.000 But that's not a Blackhawk.
02:12:08.000 That's not a Blackhawk.
02:12:10.000 I need to know what a Blackhawk is.
02:12:13.000 What do you mean it's not right?
02:12:14.000 It's on Wikipedia.
02:12:15.000 We already discussed this.
02:12:16.000 Anyone can edit this.
02:12:17.000 Of course it's right.
02:12:18.000 If it was wrong, they would have corrected it.
02:12:21.000 So, 400 miles an hour, or no, 250 miles per hour.
02:12:25.000 That one goes.
02:12:26.000 That's pretty amazing.
02:12:27.000 And that's a...
02:12:27.000 That's a record.
02:12:28.000 Yeah.
02:12:29.000 But let's find out what...
02:12:31.000 See if you can Google a Blackhawk.
02:12:34.000 Google Blackhawk helicopter.
02:12:36.000 What would you Google?
02:12:38.000 Long distance.
02:12:40.000 Distance capability.
02:12:41.000 Distance capability or something.
02:12:43.000 Distance.
02:12:44.000 Let's see.
02:12:47.000 276 miles.
02:12:48.000 Wow, that's a lot different.
02:12:49.000 Hey.
02:12:49.000 Nautical miles.
02:12:50.000 300. How's a nautical mile?
02:12:53.000 151 miles shorter than other similar rotated aircrafts.
02:12:56.000 Maximum altitude is 6,000 feet.
02:12:59.000 Top speed, 151. So you see, they're pretty fast because, you know, a turbine helicopter...
02:13:04.000 Well, you can get some civilian ones.
02:13:06.000 The MD-500 is a pretty fast helicopter.
02:13:07.000 When you say knots, what is that in, like, mile per hour?
02:13:11.000 151 knots.
02:13:12.000 What is knots to miles per hour?
02:13:14.000 I would have to check.
02:13:17.000 Why do they say nautical miles, too?
02:13:19.000 Well, nautical miles are longer than nautical miles.
02:13:21.000 That's pretty close.
02:13:21.000 1.15.
02:13:25.000 Okay, so it's 1.1 mile per hour for every one mile an hour.
02:13:29.000 A knot to a mile.
02:13:30.000 So it's more than 150 miles an hour.
02:13:32.000 300?
02:13:33.000 Or wait.
02:13:34.000 Yeah.
02:13:35.000 I thought it was 200 and some.
02:13:36.000 It said 150 knots, didn't it?
02:13:38.000 150 knots.
02:13:39.000 Yeah, so it's...
02:13:41.000 1.1 to each.
02:13:44.000 276. What's that?
02:13:45.000 151 knots.
02:13:46.000 Top speed comes at 151 knots.
02:13:49.000 261 nautical miles.
02:13:51.000 I typed in distance and that's the first thing.
02:13:53.000 So it can fly.
02:13:54.000 Oh, I see.
02:13:55.000 Was this last one knots or miles?
02:13:58.000 You just googled the second thing.
02:14:01.000 Nautical miles.
02:14:03.000 Knots to miles, but not nautical miles.
02:14:05.000 It's the same thing though.
02:14:06.000 One nautical mile per hour.
02:14:08.000 That's what a knot is.
02:14:09.000 It's a nautical mile per hour.
02:14:10.000 Oh, okay.
02:14:12.000 So the speed of knots is the same as nautical miles.
02:14:18.000 Oh, okay.
02:14:19.000 Oh, how interesting.
02:14:20.000 I wonder why they don't just use miles.
02:14:22.000 Why fucking confuse the shit out of everybody?
02:14:25.000 Hey, it's the same thing with a standard metric system.
02:14:28.000 Did you know that a knot and a nautical mile were the same thing?
02:14:30.000 I just learned that.
02:14:31.000 I didn't know that.
02:14:32.000 But it's just like Adam putting up Celsius for temperature.
02:14:36.000 Oh, Adam Greentree?
02:14:37.000 He lives in Australia.
02:14:38.000 I know.
02:14:38.000 I'd say nobody knows what Celsius is.
02:14:40.000 Should he put up American dollars, too, just for Instagram?
02:14:43.000 Yes.
02:14:44.000 What are you doing with that stupid green money?
02:14:46.000 Your money's the wrong color.
02:14:48.000 Sorry, mate.
02:14:49.000 Sorry.
02:14:52.000 Yeah, it's weird when you go down there, too, because everybody looks normal, and they start driving on the left-hand side of the road, and they talk weird.
02:14:59.000 And the steering wheel's on the wrong side.
02:15:01.000 It's all fucked up.
02:15:01.000 They don't know what they're doing.
02:15:02.000 So they're not normal.
02:15:03.000 But they are great people.
02:15:04.000 I was just down there for six months, and I really do like the Australian people.
02:15:07.000 That's the second place I would live other than America.
02:15:09.000 100%.
02:15:09.000 Number one is Canada.
02:15:10.000 I'd move to Canada first.
02:15:12.000 You would?
02:15:12.000 Yeah, if shit went down.
02:15:14.000 To kill bear?
02:15:15.000 To kill fucking everything up there.
02:15:17.000 Moose.
02:15:17.000 Like, I think it's the nicest people in the world.
02:15:20.000 I think Canadians are the nicest people on earth.
02:15:22.000 They're sorry.
02:15:22.000 They're always sorry.
02:15:23.000 Sorry.
02:15:24.000 Sorry, eh?
02:15:24.000 Sorry, eh?
02:15:25.000 What's it all about?
02:15:28.000 So that's like the place I'd live first, other than America.
02:15:31.000 Number two is Australia.
02:15:32.000 It's a close second, especially Melbourne.
02:15:34.000 I fucking love Melbourne.
02:15:36.000 Such a great, great city.
02:15:38.000 I love both of them.
02:15:39.000 They're both awesome, but Melbourne.
02:15:41.000 I just had a great time in Melbourne.
02:15:43.000 The amazing food, the shows we did were amazing.
02:15:45.000 It was just such a great time.
02:15:47.000 I really like Sydney.
02:15:49.000 The whole country, man.
02:15:50.000 It's just great.
02:15:52.000 It's got so much more open space.
02:15:54.000 Yeah.
02:15:54.000 It's just huge.
02:15:55.000 Yeah.
02:15:56.000 It's huge for the amount of people they have there.
02:15:58.000 Less people than in the greater Los Angeles area, and the entire country is the size of the United States.
02:16:04.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
02:16:06.000 That's awesome.
02:16:06.000 That's crazy.
02:16:07.000 That's a lot of country, though.
02:16:09.000 That's one of the reasons why they're so nice.
02:16:10.000 I do hear, though, that there's a lot of interesting stuff happening in the desert out there with, like, nuclear waste that they're allowing them to dump out there.
02:16:19.000 Oh, they're trying to make some Godzilla-type shit.
02:16:21.000 That's what they're doing.
02:16:23.000 That's what I would do.
02:16:24.000 Let's see what happens.
02:16:25.000 There's some spots out there with nothing but spiders and crocodiles.
02:16:28.000 Throw some uranium out there.
02:16:30.000 There's some stuff out there that can kill you for sure.
02:16:34.000 Everything out there can kill you.
02:16:35.000 He's going.
02:16:36.000 He's headed down there soon.
02:16:38.000 I'm super jealous.
02:16:38.000 He's going to do 18 days hunting water buffaloes and kangaroos and shit.
02:16:43.000 Are you going to shoot a kangaroo?
02:16:45.000 No.
02:16:45.000 Are you allowed to?
02:16:45.000 Are you allowed to hunt kangaroos?
02:16:47.000 Yeah, you are.
02:16:48.000 Can you?
02:16:48.000 Yeah.
02:16:49.000 They make kangaroo beef jerky and stuff.
02:16:51.000 Oh, okay.
02:16:51.000 It's supposed to taste good.
02:16:52.000 It's supposed to taste like venison.
02:16:54.000 What movie were you doing there?
02:16:56.000 I was shooting Pacific Rim.
02:16:58.000 Oh, you did that?
02:16:59.000 Yeah.
02:17:00.000 How was that?
02:17:00.000 It was cool.
02:17:01.000 It was kind of like you said.
02:17:02.000 It was like you're creating a Godzilla monster type things, right?
02:17:06.000 That's a crazy movie, right?
02:17:07.000 How do you act when it's CGI? What is that like?
02:17:12.000 I guess I don't know what it is.
02:17:13.000 What is it?
02:17:14.000 Pacific Rim's a monster movie.
02:17:15.000 Oh, is it?
02:17:16.000 Some shit grows in the ground and comes out and fucks everybody up.
02:17:20.000 It's kind of like the dinosaurs, but in the future.
02:17:21.000 It's like the dinosaurs came back.
02:17:23.000 Wow.
02:17:24.000 Yeah.
02:17:24.000 It's kind of cool.
02:17:25.000 It's a very cool concept.
02:17:26.000 Cam's a no-nonsense guy.
02:17:28.000 You throw Godzilla past him, his eyes roll back in his head.
02:17:31.000 It's like, bitch, I ran 205 miles.
02:17:32.000 I got no time for fucking monsters.
02:17:34.000 I got no time for monsters.
02:17:36.000 I'm a bow hunter.
02:17:37.000 I got no time for fake monsters.
02:17:39.000 I got bears.
02:17:40.000 That's what I told Scott yesterday.
02:17:41.000 He's like, you know a lot about a lot.
02:17:44.000 I said, I know...
02:17:46.000 Sort of a lot about two things.
02:17:48.000 Running and bowhunting.
02:17:50.000 I don't know shit about shit, man.
02:17:53.000 I know a lot about two things.
02:17:56.000 I know enough to pretend I know a lot about everything else.
02:18:02.000 If you ask me about martial arts or comedy, I can give you some long ass answers, and I know what the fuck I'm talking about.
02:18:08.000 But you get into other areas, I'm like, hmm, I better Google.
02:18:12.000 Jamie, where are you?
02:18:14.000 I just need Jamie to follow me around.
02:18:15.000 Exactly.
02:18:16.000 Dude, no one's better at Jamie than pulling shit out.
02:18:18.000 You're in the middle of going, wait a minute, is that right?
02:18:21.000 And then all of a sudden, boink, pops up on the screen.
02:18:23.000 See, that's an invaluable resource.
02:18:25.000 That makes me look so much smarter than I really am.
02:18:28.000 There's no way you can know everything about everything, and anybody who claims to is an asshole.
02:18:32.000 This is just, it's not possible.
02:18:34.000 Well, how much information can your brain even take, right?
02:18:36.000 Good question.
02:18:37.000 You know, they say, I've heard several times now that you're only supposed to be able to really recognize 150 people.
02:18:45.000 Yeah.
02:18:46.000 Right?
02:18:46.000 Something like that, where it's...
02:18:47.000 Yeah, they think you can have relationships with 150 people.
02:18:49.000 Right.
02:18:50.000 Which is, a lot of guys are super psyched about that.
02:18:52.000 They're like, yes, you get this one thing.
02:18:55.000 Woo!
02:18:56.000 150!
02:18:58.000 This is great.
02:18:59.000 Yeah, it's called Dunbar's Number.
02:19:01.000 Dunbar's Number, you keep 150 people in your head that you have friendships with.
02:19:07.000 It's very strange.
02:19:08.000 The idea is that our brain was designed to absorb the names and faces of people that are in our tribe.
02:19:14.000 And then when tribes get over 150 people, they're essentially unmanageable.
02:19:18.000 I believe it.
02:19:19.000 I believe it, too.
02:19:20.000 I think it goes back to what we're talking about when we're saying that people aren't designed for cities.
02:19:24.000 They're not designed for this life and for televisions and lights that you just switch on and off that we're really designed to...
02:19:30.000 It's the reason why you feel so content when you're in the mountains is that your body's designed for that, literally.
02:19:35.000 Yeah.
02:19:36.000 Yeah.
02:19:36.000 And for hunting.
02:19:38.000 So, sorry, anti-hunting psychos.
02:19:41.000 Poor people.
02:19:42.000 I hate the city.
02:19:44.000 You know, the anti-hunting people, you know, they just...
02:19:46.000 They get food.
02:19:47.000 Easy.
02:19:48.000 It's easy to get food.
02:19:49.000 If it wasn't, they would turn.
02:19:52.000 Listen to me, you fucks.
02:19:54.000 All of you.
02:19:55.000 You would shoot a rabbit right in the face if you were starving and your kids were crying.
02:19:59.000 Guaranteed.
02:19:59.000 If it gets ugly, if it all gets ugly, you become a predator.
02:20:03.000 Guaranteed.
02:20:04.000 Guaranteed.
02:20:04.000 Because animals are going to hunt you too, fuckface.
02:20:06.000 Guess what?
02:20:07.000 You're out there in the woods by yourself and you're making a lean-to and you have to fight the coyote that's trying to drag your kid off in the middle of the night.
02:20:14.000 Yeah, that coyote gets roasted over an open fire.
02:20:16.000 Yeah, with a big smile on your face.
02:20:18.000 It happens.
02:20:19.000 Yeah, Brendan put up a picture of the grizzly I killed up on his page yesterday.
02:20:23.000 Oh my god.
02:20:25.000 The tsunami of butthurt.
02:20:27.000 Unimaginable.
02:20:28.000 He had to text me and tell me sorry about all the hate.
02:20:31.000 And I'm like, I said, dude, I just told him, hey, you gotta take the good with the bad.
02:20:36.000 I said, this is all part of the deal.
02:20:37.000 It's interesting that people, you know, they don't understand.
02:20:40.000 Like, here's my favorite one, ever.
02:20:42.000 When you were talking about bear hunting, and, like, you were saying, you know, that the bear populations have to be controlled, and the woman on the show was like, that's because you've killed off all their predators.
02:20:51.000 Like, what are you talking about, dinosaurs, bitch?
02:20:53.000 What the hell is killing a grizzly bear?
02:20:55.000 Are you crazy?
02:20:57.000 The only thing that kills grizzly bears is other grizzly bears.
02:21:00.000 Yeah.
02:21:00.000 Unless you want to have a grizzly bear cannibal apocalypse going on up there, you got to control their numbers.
02:21:06.000 Yeah, I know.
02:21:07.000 And I told Brendan that too.
02:21:09.000 I said, listen, these people just don't realize that if the grizzlies, the brown bears up there where you can kill two a year because there's so many of them, that if we didn't control them, there'd be no moose.
02:21:18.000 There'd be no deer.
02:21:19.000 There'd be no a lot of animals.
02:21:21.000 Especially the moose.
02:21:22.000 They just focus on those moose when the calves are dropping.
02:21:25.000 And so those follow the pregnant female around and eat the calf when it drops.
02:21:30.000 And without us controlling them, those would be gone.
02:21:33.000 Yeah, 100%.
02:21:34.000 I don't know exactly the numbers or anything about great white sharks, right?
02:21:39.000 Everyone's protected those for so long that then that will start screwing up the cycle.
02:21:46.000 Because then the tuna population, because we're taking all the tuna population, everyone's so psycho over tuna and raw fish, right?
02:21:58.000 And we're protecting all...
02:22:01.000 The great white sharks and some other sharks.
02:22:04.000 We've just completely off-balanced the situation.
02:22:07.000 Because that's what they eat.
02:22:10.000 I'm sure.
02:22:11.000 Well, anytime people intervene in the natural world and step in and protect one thing and not the others.
02:22:18.000 Well, we have to intervene.
02:22:19.000 Sometimes.
02:22:20.000 I mean, we have to.
02:22:21.000 Animals, they just don't manage themselves.
02:22:23.000 What I mean by intervene is like what they did in Australia, where they brought over feral cats to control the rats and rabbits, and then they started eating the ground-nesting birds, so they bring in foxes to try to kill the cats, and then the foxes kill everything but the cats, and like, Jesus Christ!
02:22:37.000 So wait, why did they bring the cats in?
02:22:40.000 It's a long story, but they brought in rabbits in Australia, and the rabbit population got out of control.
02:22:47.000 And then they brought in cats to deal with the rabbits, but the cats didn't just eat the rabbits.
02:22:51.000 They also started decimating the ground-nesting birds and all the other local rodents.
02:22:56.000 And then they brought in other things to deal with the cats.
02:22:58.000 And now hunters are...
02:23:01.000 Australia is weird.
02:23:03.000 They're hunting magazines.
02:23:05.000 Water buffalo are not from there.
02:23:07.000 That's true, too.
02:23:07.000 They're from Asia.
02:23:08.000 Everything in Australia.
02:23:09.000 All the stags and crocodiles, I haven't heard, right?
02:23:12.000 Some of the big American crocodile were introduced from America.
02:23:14.000 I'm not sure about that.
02:23:15.000 What?
02:23:16.000 No, I think they're from Australia.
02:23:19.000 I don't know about that.
02:23:20.000 Those saltwater crocs are huge.
02:23:21.000 Yeah, they're a bigger crocodile than American.
02:23:23.000 I'm thinking alligator.
02:23:24.000 American alligator over there they have alligators in Australia, I believe I don't know I'm not sure about that But I do know that they they show cats in their hunting magazines.
02:23:36.000 Yeah, they're hunting magazines dudes hold up cats like I got one mate and Like, and they think it's cool, but it's the same as in America if you killed, like, a coyote that's killing all the neighborhood pets.
02:23:47.000 People would, like, shoot it with a bow and arrow and then take a picture of it and they'd be happy.
02:23:51.000 Yeah, good, you got that fucking kitty-cat-eating coyote.
02:23:54.000 But that's how these people are in Australia with the cats.
02:23:57.000 It's all just culturally relative.
02:23:59.000 It is.
02:24:00.000 It's no different.
02:24:01.000 When we were there, last time I was there, had this big white stallion of Bromby's.
02:24:07.000 It's just a horse coming.
02:24:09.000 And Adam's telling me, he's like, oh man, that's a trophy.
02:24:13.000 You should kill that thing.
02:24:15.000 I'm like, What?
02:24:16.000 I can't kill a freaking horse, dude.
02:24:18.000 But it's a Bromby.
02:24:20.000 And it was by itself.
02:24:22.000 It looked awesome.
02:24:24.000 It comes all the way up.
02:24:25.000 I'm praying it would go somewhere else.
02:24:27.000 Now it comes 20 yards.
02:24:29.000 Wow.
02:24:30.000 I couldn't do it.
02:24:30.000 Good for you.
02:24:31.000 That's just because where we grow up, where we live.
02:24:34.000 Show your condition to horses.
02:24:37.000 To them, that's something to hunt.
02:24:39.000 It's me.
02:24:40.000 Yeah.
02:24:40.000 Well, I ate at Joe Beef in Montreal, the restaurant.
02:24:43.000 It's a great restaurant in Montreal, and they serve horse.
02:24:46.000 They had horse loin, and they also served horse tartare.
02:24:53.000 So it was like raw horse and horse loin, and we were like, ooh.
02:24:56.000 Because it's an amazing restaurant, but they're like super creative with their dishes.
02:25:01.000 And both times I was there, they gave us horse.
02:25:05.000 No, I can't do horse.
02:25:06.000 I like horses.
02:25:08.000 It was one of the biggest problems we ever had on Fear Factor.
02:25:10.000 We made people eat horse rectum.
02:25:12.000 No ways.
02:25:14.000 Yes.
02:25:14.000 I remember that show, but I don't remember the horse rectum.
02:25:18.000 Yeah, it was huge.
02:25:19.000 People were furious.
02:25:20.000 I'm not so sure it was...
02:25:22.000 And that was the stopper.
02:25:24.000 Not because it was rectum, but because it was horse.
02:25:26.000 Yeah, pig rectum was fine, not a peep out of people.
02:25:30.000 Nobody said a damn thing.
02:25:31.000 But horse rectum is a huge issue.
02:25:33.000 Hey, you want to cause more problems?
02:25:34.000 How about bear rectum?
02:25:37.000 Yeah.
02:25:38.000 You wouldn't want that.
02:25:39.000 No.
02:25:42.000 Why is horse better?
02:25:43.000 I don't know.
02:25:43.000 Did that show just...
02:25:47.000 Did it fizzle out because you were done with it?
02:25:48.000 No, it fizzled out the first time because it just did 148 episodes and it was just enough was enough.
02:25:54.000 And it never really got canceled.
02:25:56.000 We just kind of stopped doing it.
02:25:57.000 And everybody was done.
02:25:59.000 Let's just fucking stop.
02:26:00.000 And we walked away from it.
02:26:01.000 And then several years later, it came back and we did six episodes.
02:26:05.000 And it was canceled because we made people drink cum.
02:26:09.000 We made them drink donkey cum and donkey urine.
02:26:15.000 Nobody had a problem with the urine, oddly enough.
02:26:18.000 It's like relatively normal in comparison to the cum, but that was it.
02:26:23.000 TMZ got a hold of some of the photos, some leaked photos of the donkey cum episode and put it up there.
02:26:30.000 What did you call it?
02:26:31.000 I do not remember.
02:26:33.000 I think we said sperm.
02:26:35.000 I think we said sperm or semen or whatever the fuck we said.
02:26:38.000 That's disgusting.
02:26:39.000 Yeah.
02:26:40.000 And that was the studio?
02:26:43.000 Enough!
02:26:43.000 But people did it, right?
02:26:45.000 Oh, yeah.
02:26:46.000 All three of them did it.
02:26:47.000 All three of them did it.
02:26:48.000 Yeah, it was enough.
02:26:49.000 You've got to get out of here, don't you?
02:26:50.000 You've got to go to Conan.
02:26:51.000 Are you leaving soon?
02:26:53.000 Yeah.
02:26:54.000 Pretty soon.
02:26:56.000 Let's get away from drinking cum.
02:26:57.000 Thank you.
02:26:58.000 This is troubling.
02:27:00.000 Even to me.
02:27:01.000 I'm one of the very few people in Hollywood or anywhere in the world that can say, I lost a job because people had a drink cum on TV. Yeah, that's true.
02:27:08.000 That's true.
02:27:09.000 What's hilarious is that NBC said yes to that.
02:27:11.000 That was all signed off.
02:27:13.000 That got passed through whatever.
02:27:15.000 Lawyers.
02:27:16.000 Yeah.
02:27:16.000 Quality control.
02:27:18.000 Yeah, it looks good.
02:27:19.000 A lot of people, a lot of, you know, a lot of certain, you know, genders drink gum all the time.
02:27:26.000 Both.
02:27:27.000 Both genders.
02:27:28.000 That's on who the people are.
02:27:29.000 I thought we were switching.
02:27:31.000 I wanted to.
02:27:31.000 He brought me back in.
02:27:33.000 I saw you.
02:27:34.000 Clint Eastwood's kid.
02:27:35.000 You lobbed it up.
02:27:36.000 Yeah.
02:27:41.000 The Fate of the Furious, April 14th.
02:27:43.000 That's when it comes out.
02:27:44.000 It's Friday.
02:27:45.000 Are Vin Diesel and The Rock at odds in this photo?
02:27:48.000 I can't tell.
02:27:49.000 It seems like there perhaps could be some tension.
02:27:50.000 Hey, was that fake news that I read?
02:27:52.000 Or was that real?
02:27:53.000 Yeah, it's all just don't believe anything you read on the internet.
02:27:58.000 I heard there's some real issues with those two.
02:28:01.000 Two alphas colliding on the set and Vin Diesel wouldn't take off his sunglasses even at night.
02:28:06.000 It was so strange.
02:28:07.000 Yeah.
02:28:08.000 That's funny.
02:28:09.000 Fucking dope cars though, man.
02:28:11.000 He took off his necklace, so pay attention to that.
02:28:14.000 What kind of cars they have in this episode?
02:28:16.000 Oh, was that a Charger with the flared fenders?
02:28:19.000 Yeah, you got like sort of soup-tip Charger there.
02:28:21.000 Oh, look at that Charger.
02:28:22.000 That sucker was on display somewhere.
02:28:25.000 Right?
02:28:25.000 That Charger?
02:28:26.000 Is it on display somewhere?
02:28:27.000 It might have been.
02:28:28.000 I mean, it's one of the hero cars in the film.
02:28:31.000 That's a fucking insane car.
02:28:32.000 Like, that's...
02:28:32.000 Oh, my God.
02:28:33.000 That's pretty sexy, right?
02:28:34.000 That looks good.
02:28:36.000 Yeah.
02:28:36.000 There's something about those American cars from the late 60s, early 70s.
02:28:40.000 You just can't get anything like that.
02:28:43.000 Sexy.
02:28:44.000 God, amazing.
02:28:45.000 That one's got a custom grille, too.
02:28:46.000 Look at that grille on that sucker.
02:28:48.000 Whoa!
02:28:49.000 Need it.
02:28:49.000 No Ram truck, huh?
02:28:51.000 No.
02:28:53.000 Cam's a fan of the Ram trucks.
02:28:54.000 It's okay.
02:28:56.000 I like trucks.
02:28:56.000 He really likes those.
02:28:57.000 Yeah.
02:28:57.000 I do, too.
02:28:58.000 But they just don't.
02:28:59.000 There's something about, you know, you can't get a Ram truck with a supercharger popping out of the hood like that.
02:29:03.000 Sure.
02:29:04.000 Big old blower.
02:29:05.000 See?
02:29:05.000 Look, they're fighting.
02:29:06.000 Oh, no, that's Jason Statham.
02:29:08.000 Never mind.
02:29:08.000 Oh, Jason Statham's fighting who?
02:29:10.000 Rock.
02:29:11.000 I don't think that's the Rock.
02:29:12.000 Yeah, it is.
02:29:13.000 Why is he so brown?
02:29:15.000 They pretend he's black?
02:29:16.000 He's got baby oil on.
02:29:19.000 Jason Statham, I would have to pull him aside and go, hey, run.
02:29:23.000 Look at me.
02:29:24.000 Look at me.
02:29:24.000 Run.
02:29:25.000 Run the other way.
02:29:26.000 But he fights, right?
02:29:28.000 Yeah.
02:29:28.000 He's got a martial arts background, for sure.
02:29:30.000 Legit.
02:29:30.000 Yeah.
02:29:31.000 Yeah, Jason Statham can fight, for sure.
02:29:33.000 But still run.
02:29:35.000 Hey, look at that.
02:29:35.000 The Rock's fucking...
02:29:36.000 Look at that handsome bastard.
02:29:37.000 Jesus Christ.
02:29:38.000 They have features on that guy.
02:29:40.000 Young Clint Eastwood.
02:29:41.000 Fuck you.
02:29:42.000 Hey, how dare you?
02:29:43.000 Give me a compliment.
02:29:44.000 He's a handsome fella.
02:29:46.000 I don't understand why he's so upset.
02:29:47.000 He's angry.
02:29:48.000 A lot of those Hollywood guys are angry.
02:29:50.000 I don't know why.
02:29:51.000 It's like a...
02:29:52.000 Oh...
02:29:54.000 So, what's next for you?
02:29:55.000 What do you got going on after this?
02:29:57.000 Anything scheduled?
02:29:58.000 I'm not.
02:29:59.000 I'm going to take some time off.
02:30:00.000 I'm going to see my father.
02:30:02.000 And bow hunt!
02:30:03.000 Come on, son.
02:30:04.000 I'm going to get over there.
02:30:06.000 Come to Hawaii.
02:30:07.000 If you come to Hawaii, Cam, I'll go to Hawaii.
02:30:09.000 Come on.
02:30:10.000 Bring the girlfriend.
02:30:12.000 He's going to go kill bears.
02:30:13.000 No, no, no.
02:30:14.000 I'm not going to do that.
02:30:15.000 Don't say that in life.
02:30:16.000 Oh.
02:30:16.000 Oh, is that what it is?
02:30:17.000 I'm sorry.
02:30:18.000 I meant he's not going to kill bears under any circumstance.
02:30:23.000 What he's going to do is shoot over their head and take a picture of it.
02:30:26.000 No, he's going to try to scare them off so I can't kill them.
02:30:29.000 Oh.
02:30:29.000 Right.
02:30:30.000 And let them know where the moose babies are.
02:30:32.000 Right.
02:30:33.000 All those cunty little moose babies that you love to eat.
02:30:35.000 Go get them.
02:30:36.000 Go get them, nice, sweet, friendly bear.
02:30:39.000 Go eat those bear, those babies, those moose babies.
02:30:42.000 You don't need moose.
02:30:43.000 Yeah.
02:30:45.000 So, yeah, would you not hunt bear because of the blowback?
02:30:51.000 Look, if I hunt anything, I'll eat.
02:30:54.000 I never say never.
02:30:57.000 I eat bear.
02:30:58.000 Yeah, you can eat bear.
02:30:59.000 Bear sausage is good, man.
02:31:00.000 I'm telling you, like black bear in particular.
02:31:02.000 People say it doesn't taste good.
02:31:04.000 You shoot it, you eat it.
02:31:06.000 Up there with the rivets, we have some amazing bear meat dishes.
02:31:13.000 It's like you'd think it was the best steak ever.
02:31:15.000 I bet.
02:31:16.000 The stir fry that Jen makes?
02:31:17.000 Yeah.
02:31:17.000 That stir fry is amazing.
02:31:19.000 Yeah.
02:31:20.000 Sausages.
02:31:20.000 I have a bear summer sausage that's amazing.
02:31:23.000 Bear regular sausage.
02:31:24.000 Italian sweet sausage and bear.
02:31:26.000 It's fucking good, man.
02:31:27.000 Yeah.
02:31:27.000 Yeah, I bet.
02:31:28.000 And people just are, you know...
02:31:30.000 He's not buying it.
02:31:31.000 Look at him.
02:31:32.000 No, I'm...
02:31:32.000 He's like, I'm not shooting a bear, bitch.
02:31:36.000 Wait till this goes...
02:31:37.000 The publicist is losing her mind somewhere.
02:31:39.000 Wait till we're off air.
02:31:42.000 Yeah, wait till we're off air.
02:31:44.000 Yeah, but is that why?
02:31:46.000 Because you would hunt anything to eat and you wouldn't hunt that because you wouldn't eat it?
02:31:50.000 Well, no, I just, I never had bear.
02:31:51.000 I don't know, maybe it's, you know, I'll have some of your bear sausage and I'll say, shit.
02:31:54.000 I'll give you some for real.
02:31:55.000 It really is good, man.
02:31:57.000 And it's, the thing is, it's also an important tool for conservation because they really do need to keep those populations down, especially in Alberta.
02:32:04.000 Yeah.
02:32:05.000 Yeah, tons of bear up there.
02:32:06.000 People think that, like, I go outside, I don't see any bear.
02:32:09.000 Bear populations are so diminished.
02:32:11.000 It's because you're not where they are.
02:32:12.000 If you go where they are, they're goddamn everywhere.
02:32:14.000 That's what I said.
02:32:14.000 I go, yeah, you're not going to see a grizzly at Starbucks, but, you know, hey, go up to Alaska, you're going to see plenty.
02:32:20.000 And they need to be managed.
02:32:22.000 Well, Jamie...
02:32:22.000 Jamie played that video of that guy that's sitting, he's a photographer, and he's by a river, and the bear wanders up to him, and then they pan out to the rest of the river, and you see like a dozen grizzlies wandering through this river, jacking all these salmon.
02:32:37.000 First of all, What the fuck?
02:32:42.000 Yeah.
02:32:42.000 You imagine?
02:32:42.000 You're sitting there.
02:32:43.000 This thing just pulls up within 15 feet of you.
02:32:46.000 Like, you are only alive because it chooses not to eat you.
02:32:50.000 Because it's got a belly full of salmon.
02:32:52.000 So this guy is sitting there.
02:32:53.000 This bear, he has to chase it off.
02:32:56.000 He has to yell at it.
02:32:57.000 I mean, it's feet away from him and easily a thousand pounds.
02:33:01.000 It's an enormous bear, right?
02:33:02.000 Yeah.
02:33:02.000 And look at that.
02:33:04.000 Right.
02:33:04.000 If it decides to kill you, I mean, it's not like you can look at a bear and tell.
02:33:10.000 It's not like a dog with a wagging tail.
02:33:11.000 I mean, you don't know.
02:33:12.000 That bear could think, I just don't feel like killing you.
02:33:15.000 Next time, okay, yeah, I'll kill you.
02:33:17.000 I mean, there's no difference.
02:33:19.000 Our big bear family, best buddies.
02:33:21.000 People see this stuff and they think, you know.
02:33:24.000 The bears are our friends.
02:33:26.000 Look at how many of them got up there.
02:33:30.000 The grizzly man.
02:33:31.000 Timothy Treadwell.
02:33:33.000 Did you ever see that documentary?
02:33:36.000 The grizzly man?
02:33:36.000 Yeah.
02:33:37.000 Amazing.
02:33:38.000 Anybody listen to this who hasn't seen it?
02:33:40.000 This is what you do.
02:33:40.000 You smoke some of that devil's cabbage, and you sit in front of the old Netflix, and you watch Grizzly Man, because it is a goddamn unintentional comedy.
02:33:49.000 Unintentional?
02:33:49.000 It really is.
02:33:50.000 It's an unintentional comedy.
02:33:51.000 There's so many comedic beats in that movie.
02:33:53.000 I was supposed to interview Werner Herzog.
02:33:54.000 He was on a tour last summer.
02:33:57.000 The past didn't work out and we never wound up doing the podcast together, but that was the first thing I was going to ask him.
02:34:03.000 I was like, come on, did you intentionally put comedic beats into that movie?
02:34:07.000 Because there's this one part where there's a sheriff, he goes, I thought he was retarded.
02:34:12.000 I remember that.
02:34:13.000 I thought he was retarded.
02:34:15.000 I was in the theater falling down laughing.
02:34:17.000 I was like, ah!
02:34:19.000 He thought he was retarded because after the guy got eaten by the bear, because he was up there like way past when you're supposed to be up there too.
02:34:24.000 He was out there past.
02:34:26.000 He was friends.
02:34:26.000 Yeah, they were friends.
02:34:27.000 Yeah.
02:34:28.000 There's one scene, this is Mrs. Chocolate.
02:34:31.000 Oh, this is her poop.
02:34:32.000 It's right here.
02:34:33.000 This came out of her butt.
02:34:34.000 He's like picking it up.
02:34:35.000 He's like, it's still warm.
02:34:37.000 It's still warm because it was inside of her.
02:34:39.000 And that's just a good example of the bear might not kill you just because they don't feel like it, but when they feel like it, it's over.
02:34:47.000 It's over, bitch.
02:34:48.000 Not a goddamn thing you're going to do about that.
02:34:50.000 Not a goddamn thing.
02:34:52.000 They're a wild animal.
02:34:53.000 It's even the bears that we hunt up in Alberta.
02:34:55.000 I mean...
02:34:57.000 You don't know.
02:34:58.000 I mean, they could decide they're wild animals.
02:35:01.000 There's all different kinds.
02:35:02.000 There's aggressive bears, there's shy bears, there's bears that you can't really get a read on, but it's just like a dog.
02:35:08.000 I mean, you don't know.
02:35:09.000 They're good and bad bears, so it's just the wrong one.
02:35:11.000 Yeah, like all animals have different personalities.
02:35:14.000 Like cats, dogs, domestic animals have weird personalities.
02:35:17.000 Wild animals do too.
02:35:18.000 It's just most of them can't kill you, but bears can.
02:35:20.000 All of them can, yeah.
02:35:22.000 That's the difference.
02:35:23.000 So, you're not interested in that.
02:35:25.000 What about eagles?
02:35:26.000 You ever interested in cooking up an eagle?
02:35:29.000 Some eagle balls.
02:35:29.000 Some eagles on a spit?
02:35:30.000 Some eagle balls.
02:35:31.000 Rotisserie eagle?
02:35:33.000 Nothing like a pair of eagle balls.
02:35:35.000 Do eagles have balls?
02:35:36.000 I know that they're male and female, but do they have testicles?
02:35:39.000 Look that up.
02:35:40.000 That's important.
02:35:42.000 That's important.
02:35:43.000 Is there a bucket list hunt that you'd like to go on?
02:35:45.000 Like maybe an elk hunt in the Rocky Mountains?
02:35:47.000 Yeah, that'd be awesome, huh?
02:35:49.000 Tag along and...
02:35:51.000 Do one of those if I can.
02:35:53.000 Yeah, there's...
02:35:54.000 Well, you know, if you ever do get to Australia, like, they have stag over there that are a lot like elk.
02:36:00.000 And they roar.
02:36:00.000 You ever heard them roar?
02:36:02.000 Oh, dude, they sound like a lion.
02:36:04.000 You've heard it in real life?
02:36:05.000 No, I haven't.
02:36:06.000 Stag roars?
02:36:06.000 No.
02:36:07.000 They're like...
02:36:07.000 They roar.
02:36:10.000 It's a crazy sound.
02:36:11.000 Jamie will find it for us.
02:36:12.000 We've had some good elk hunts, though, Joe and I. We have.
02:36:15.000 Yeah.
02:36:16.000 There's an elk back there I'll show you in the back that we got just this past fall.
02:36:21.000 Fucking huge thing.
02:36:22.000 Yeah.
02:36:23.000 Oh my god.
02:36:23.000 It's so awesome.
02:36:25.000 Massive, massive animal.
02:36:26.000 And I've got food back there if you want some.
02:36:28.000 You want some elk?
02:36:28.000 I'll give you some.
02:36:29.000 Sure.
02:36:30.000 Hell yeah.
02:36:30.000 Because you're headed back tonight, right?
02:36:31.000 Yeah.
02:36:32.000 Yeah, after Conan.
02:36:33.000 We've got to go do that.
02:36:34.000 Is that a stag?
02:36:35.000 No.
02:36:36.000 No, it's a rocky elk bugling.
02:36:38.000 We've heard that before.
02:36:39.000 But go see Red Stag Roar.
02:36:42.000 Google Red Stag.
02:36:43.000 There it is.
02:36:44.000 Yeah, listen to this thing.
02:36:44.000 It's crazy.
02:36:46.000 Look at his face, first of all.
02:36:47.000 Look at those goddamn antlers.
02:36:56.000 Guaranteed.
02:36:56.000 That's high fence.
02:36:57.000 Here we go.
02:37:00.000 What?
02:37:01.000 Look at his dick.
02:37:03.000 Yeah, he's horny.
02:37:04.000 Just flopping.
02:37:05.000 Yeah, I think.
02:37:06.000 Look at that rocket.
02:37:08.000 A big old red lipstick rocket.
02:37:14.000 Imagine if men did that.
02:37:15.000 Ladies are so lucky.
02:37:16.000 Is he bringing in the female?
02:37:18.000 He's trying to call them.
02:37:19.000 See that quartering too?
02:37:21.000 My Hoyt Turbo would pound right through that shoulder.
02:37:25.000 We'd take that shot.
02:37:26.000 Would you take that shot?
02:37:27.000 Now where would you go?
02:37:28.000 Right through the shoulder?
02:37:30.000 Point to the spot.
02:37:33.000 Right there.
02:37:33.000 Just right through it.
02:37:34.000 Yeah, it would go right through it.
02:37:36.000 Cam's shooting the most ridiculously powerful setup we were practicing today, and it's just so evident that these heavy arrows, so much momentum.
02:37:44.000 You're at 687 grains?
02:37:46.000 Is that what that is?
02:37:46.000 Yep, yep.
02:37:48.000 By the way, we were talking grams before, and we meant to say grains, and then we were converting grams to marijuana and calculations.
02:37:57.000 Just don't mix.
02:37:59.000 We were doing this a long time ago on a podcast, and then I was driving home, and I was like, Jesus Christ, do we say grams when I meant grains?
02:38:05.000 And then we were trying to figure out how many grams were in an ounce, and they were determining that it was a pound.
02:38:12.000 Like, 500 grams is like a pound.
02:38:15.000 Okay.
02:38:15.000 And I'm like, but an arrow's not a pound.
02:38:16.000 Like, whatever.
02:38:17.000 And we just kept talking about something else.
02:38:19.000 And then it took me a while to, like, figure it out.
02:38:21.000 It's like saying I was reading a podcast, you know?
02:38:23.000 Yeah.
02:38:24.000 But his setup is just preposterous.
02:38:26.000 It's unbelievable horsepower.
02:38:29.000 Shooting good.
02:38:29.000 Today, man.
02:38:31.000 Yeah, shooting good, hitting hard.
02:38:32.000 Turbo 80, that thing's pretty cool.
02:38:34.000 No, it's not 80. But if you're ever...
02:38:35.000 No, no, no.
02:38:37.000 It can't be 80. It's not possible.
02:38:38.000 We'll talk later.
02:38:39.000 We'll talk later.
02:38:40.000 That's a trade secret.
02:38:41.000 Engineers.
02:38:41.000 Oh, oh.
02:38:42.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:38:43.000 I remember you told me.
02:38:44.000 Oh, okay, yeah.
02:38:45.000 We'll talk later.
02:38:46.000 But, yeah, we have our buddy Adam that we were talking about before that lives in Australia, and when Cam goes over there, you're going to be hunting stag over there, right?
02:38:52.000 Yeah.
02:38:52.000 Stag, buffalo, and fallow.
02:38:54.000 And stag's just like an elk.
02:38:55.000 I mean, it's essentially a real similar animal.
02:38:57.000 A little smaller.
02:38:58.000 Yeah, but it's, I mean, it's that right there.
02:39:01.000 Buffalo, though.
02:39:02.000 The buffalo.
02:39:03.000 Here's a video of him over there hunting a water buffalo from 40 yards, and he's creeping up.
02:39:09.000 See if you find that video.
02:39:10.000 It's one of my favorites.
02:39:11.000 Did you ever read that book, The Last American Buffalo?
02:39:13.000 Rinella's book.
02:39:14.000 Yeah.
02:39:14.000 You know, I've read part of it.
02:39:16.000 I haven't finished it, but I started it and then I put it down and I never went back to it.
02:39:20.000 As you get...
02:39:20.000 It's sort of the first half is a little funky.
02:39:23.000 It's clunky.
02:39:25.000 Shady writing?
02:39:26.000 Is that what you're saying?
02:39:26.000 I'll call Steve right now.
02:39:28.000 I did not say that.
02:39:31.000 He likes to talk about drinking jizz.
02:39:40.000 He brought it back!
02:39:43.000 He wouldn't shut up about that.
02:39:45.000 We had moved on.
02:39:46.000 He insisted on...
02:39:49.000 He said something about Vin Diesel's sunglasses.
02:39:52.000 It was one time.
02:39:52.000 One time.
02:39:53.000 He doesn't like LA. He lives in San Diego.
02:39:56.000 So this is Cam sneaking up on this water buffalo.
02:39:59.000 And every time it picks up its eyes or it might have caught movement, he has to pause.
02:40:03.000 So this is like a ridiculously slow trek.
02:40:08.000 I think I'm...
02:40:10.000 I think it's still a little bit before I shoot.
02:40:13.000 Yeah, it is.
02:40:13.000 No, no, no.
02:40:14.000 It's getting closer.
02:40:15.000 So I got my rangefinder there so I can quickly get it because I'm getting closer every time.
02:40:20.000 Cam, what do you think about rangefinding binos?
02:40:23.000 Stop.
02:40:24.000 Head up.
02:40:25.000 Don't move.
02:40:26.000 Don't move at all.
02:40:28.000 If it's coming at you, do you hide behind that little tree?
02:40:30.000 What do you do?
02:40:31.000 I just wrestle it down.
02:40:33.000 Oh, like a man.
02:40:34.000 Grab it by that rocket and give it what it needs.
02:40:37.000 You had on your podcast.
02:40:39.000 Yeah.
02:40:40.000 Take down a wolf.
02:40:40.000 What was that guy?
02:40:41.000 Oh, Dan Pena?
02:40:42.000 Dan Pena.
02:40:42.000 Yeah, he would just stab it in the dick over and over again.
02:40:45.000 Stab it right in the dick.
02:40:46.000 So he's creeping up.
02:40:48.000 Cam, what are your thoughts on range-finding binos?
02:40:51.000 Do you ever use those?
02:40:52.000 I don't have any.
02:40:53.000 Would you?
02:40:54.000 I mean, like, I know, like, there's some companies that make some that bow hunters use, like Leica.
02:40:57.000 Leica has one that apparently has a button on the right-hand side so you can range and shoot with one hand.
02:41:02.000 This is Adam.
02:41:03.000 I don't know what he's filming.
02:41:04.000 I saw Chipmunk.
02:41:06.000 Mate!
02:41:07.000 That chipmunk would be a trophy.
02:41:08.000 Here's a good illustration of having, I don't know what I'm trying to promote here, but a hard-hitting arrow.
02:41:17.000 Because if you watch, when I shoot this buffalo, the arrow arcs up and actually hits the branch and ricochets and still kills that buffalo.
02:41:27.000 Wow.
02:41:27.000 Watch this.
02:41:28.000 It's going to hit...
02:41:31.000 I think it's this right here.
02:41:32.000 It's gonna ricochet off that and still kill this big bastard.
02:41:36.000 Wow.
02:41:37.000 It's sort of deceptive.
02:41:39.000 Here, how many yards are you out?
02:41:40.000 It's gonna be like 40. Yeah, it looks like it's like 10 feet in front of him, right?
02:41:44.000 Yeah.
02:41:44.000 Yeah.
02:41:45.000 It's because it's fucking huge.
02:41:47.000 Should I skip ahead a little bit?
02:41:48.000 Yeah, skip ahead a little bit, lad.
02:41:52.000 Okay, back up.
02:41:53.000 Back up, because it looks like you already shot it.
02:41:55.000 Yeah, back up.
02:41:56.000 Back up.
02:41:57.000 Yeah, back up.
02:41:59.000 Great.
02:42:00.000 Okay, here it is.
02:42:00.000 Okay, watch this.
02:42:03.000 See that?
02:42:04.000 Oh, it kind of touched it almost.
02:42:06.000 It hit that.
02:42:06.000 Just barely grazed it.
02:42:07.000 Yeah, but it affected the flight, but still went and pounded in here, and that's right where you want to...
02:42:13.000 That's right into the heart.
02:42:15.000 That's where their heart is.
02:42:17.000 Do you think you would have got more penetration if it didn't graze that branch?
02:42:19.000 Oh yeah, for sure.
02:42:21.000 But still, that was a 90-pound bow.
02:42:23.000 Yeah, and it's going in six inches deep into the heart.
02:42:26.000 Yeah, probably more than that, because those are, I mean, that shoulder is...
02:42:29.000 Right.
02:42:30.000 I mean, it's in probably 18 inches.
02:42:33.000 And that thing is like, what just happened to me?
02:42:35.000 No, it doesn't now.
02:42:36.000 It just, it runs into that thing.
02:42:39.000 What's really crazy is that Cam was saying that he chewed a piece of meat from that animal.
02:42:45.000 It was so tough and so strong.
02:42:47.000 You chewed it for a whole half hour, one piece?
02:42:49.000 Yeah.
02:42:50.000 It was like shoe leather.
02:42:52.000 Because this is an old bull.
02:42:54.000 It's a tank.
02:42:55.000 These things are, I don't know, 1,800 pounds.
02:42:59.000 So you have to shoot heavy stuff.
02:43:02.000 So do you think you're going to be doing that from now on?
02:43:05.000 You're going to be going to a heavier arrow?
02:43:07.000 I don't know.
02:43:07.000 Or in the range, maybe?
02:43:08.000 We'll see.
02:43:09.000 Possibility?
02:43:09.000 We'll see.
02:43:09.000 See how this week, or this trip works?
02:43:12.000 Yeah.
02:43:12.000 Yeah.
02:43:13.000 So how do we get you out?
02:43:15.000 Scott, what do we do?
02:43:16.000 How do we get you out there bow hunting with Cam?
02:43:19.000 What's the animal?
02:43:21.000 I'll go and mail hunt, for sure.
02:43:22.000 Mail hunt?
02:43:23.000 Is that it?
02:43:23.000 I'll go and deer hunt with you in Maui.
02:43:25.000 Or wherever you're going in Hawaii.
02:43:27.000 Lanai.
02:43:28.000 Kim, let's do it.
02:43:29.000 Get Under Armour on board.
02:43:30.000 We'll all wear the clothes and smile.
02:43:32.000 Springfield Utility Board, could you fire me today immediately, please?
02:43:35.000 Just quit.
02:43:36.000 You've got to quit.
02:43:37.000 They don't know you're probably here.
02:43:39.000 I'm at work right now.
02:43:40.000 You're at work right now, yeah.
02:43:41.000 Just punching in.
02:43:41.000 Oh, you're screwed.
02:43:42.000 What I have to do is a couple of tweets to help the power business.
02:43:45.000 So, we should do that though, right?
02:43:47.000 Yeah.
02:43:47.000 We should all do that.
02:43:48.000 We'll be fun.
02:43:48.000 For sure.
02:43:49.000 Alright, well, Fast and Furious 8, it's at April 18th is the premiere, is that what it is?
02:43:54.000 April 14th.
02:43:55.000 April 14th.
02:43:55.000 April 14th is the premiere.
02:43:56.000 Listen, brother, it's really fucking cool talking to you, man.
02:43:58.000 I really enjoyed it.
02:43:59.000 It was fun.
02:44:00.000 Cam, always a pleasure.
02:44:01.000 Thank you.
02:44:02.000 And we're going to go run and I'm going to cry.
02:44:04.000 So, enjoy Conan.
02:44:06.000 You can watch Scott tonight.
02:44:07.000 We'll see you soon.
02:44:08.000 Bye!