The Joe Rogan Experience - May 24, 2017


Joe Rogan Experience #964 - Everlast


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 33 minutes

Words per Minute

199.56863

Word Count

30,534

Sentence Count

3,031

Misogynist Sentences

60

Hate Speech Sentences

43


Summary

On this episode of the podcast, we have our first guest on the show, Gary Vaynerchuck. Gary is a comedian, writer, podcaster, and podcaster. He's been with us for a long time and is one of the funniest people I've ever met. We talk about his early days in the game, how he got started in comedy, and what it's like to travel the world as a non-American living in a foreign country. We also talk about some of his favorite places in the world, and some of the crazy things he's done in his life. It's a great episode and I hope you enjoy it as much as we did making it. Thank you so much to Gary for being a part of this podcast, it was a pleasure to have him on the podcast and we hope you guys enjoy listening to this episode! Have a great rest of your week and rest of the week! -Jon Sorrentino and Timestamps: 4:00 - What are you looking forward to this week's episode? 6:30 - What do you think of Gary's new book, Dear Reader? ? 7:15 - What would you like to see in a movie? 8:20 - What is your favorite part of the show? 9:40 - How do you feel about Gary's music? 11:00 12:30 14:15 15:40 16: What's your favorite country? 17:00 | What s your favorite place in the most interesting place? 18: What are your favorite food? 19:00 / 16: Is there a country that you ve ever been to go to? 21:30 | What is a country you ve been in? 22:20 23:40 | What country do you miss? 26:00 // 27:30 // 28:40 // 29:10 32:30 / 33:40 / 34: Is your favorite culture? 35:10 / 35:00/36: What s a good place to grow up in a place you re from? 36:30/35: What is the best country you re going to go back to do next? 37:10 | What kind of country you think you d like to grow in the future? 39:30 & 36:00 + 39:00 & 45:00 Intro song?


Transcript

00:00:06.000 My brother and the man who got me into Instagram, if it wasn't for you, I would have abandoned it.
00:00:11.000 Remember?
00:00:11.000 And I still got like 40,000 followers and you got like 4 million.
00:00:16.000 I don't have that many.
00:00:17.000 I don't even think I have 2 million.
00:00:19.000 Do I have 2 million?
00:00:20.000 Whatever.
00:00:21.000 You got me into it, man.
00:00:24.000 Sláinte.
00:00:25.000 Sláinte.
00:00:25.000 What does that mean?
00:00:26.000 You say that all the time.
00:00:27.000 Sláinte is like the Gaelic-Irish salute.
00:00:30.000 Oh.
00:00:31.000 Sláinte.
00:00:32.000 It's that.
00:00:33.000 Sláinte.
00:00:34.000 It's like S-L-A-I-N-T-E with one of them crazy marks on it.
00:00:38.000 Oh.
00:00:39.000 That's a...
00:00:40.000 So Gaelic...
00:00:41.000 Gaelic is a fucking crazy language to read or try and pronounce some shit.
00:00:45.000 It'll be like, somebody's name will be Gary and it'll be spelt with like 17 letters.
00:00:50.000 Crucifixes and shit.
00:00:52.000 Crucifixes with the...
00:00:53.000 What's that?
00:00:54.000 Crucifix with the circle.
00:00:55.000 What is that?
00:00:57.000 I think it was among those ruins and shit.
00:00:59.000 I don't know.
00:01:00.000 Dude, does anyone speak Gaelic?
00:01:02.000 Can you go have a conversation with someone in Gaelic?
00:01:04.000 Oh yeah, and Ireland people do, for sure.
00:01:05.000 So is it like...
00:01:06.000 I'm sure it's a dying, lost, kind of fading away thing, but you'll find pockets that definitely do.
00:01:13.000 It's fucking crazy when you stop to think about how many different languages there are.
00:01:16.000 Like, have you done much touring in Asia?
00:01:19.000 Really, only Japan.
00:01:21.000 I've never been to Korea, never been to China, never been to Indonesia or anything.
00:01:26.000 That's not real.
00:01:27.000 Indonesia?
00:01:28.000 Yeah, sort of Asia.
00:01:28.000 I've only been to Japan and only for a few days with the UFC. I love Japan, though, man.
00:01:32.000 Japan is my favorite.
00:01:33.000 Oh, it's amazing.
00:01:33.000 The people are so nice and polite, and it's fascinating how their culture works.
00:01:38.000 One of the reasons I love it so much, too, is it's like, you go to Europe, you don't feel foreign, necessarily.
00:01:43.000 You know what I mean?
00:01:43.000 It's really the foreigner experience when you're there.
00:01:45.000 Like, I am the obvious outsider.
00:01:48.000 I'm taller than most people, and I'm Caucasian, you know, and there's a lot of places there.
00:01:53.000 Like, I'd try to go to, like, I'd get the lowdown on a sushi spot from somebody that I knew there, and then you'd go there and be like, oh, no, no, Kaijin, we don't serve y'all here.
00:02:01.000 Like, still places like that, you know what I mean?
00:02:03.000 When you try and get the down-low Anthony Bourdain treatment, like, if you ain't...
00:02:06.000 If you ain't Anthony Bourdain, you might not have no luck.
00:02:09.000 You don't show up at that 0.0 crew.
00:02:12.000 Yeah, man.
00:02:13.000 They're so different than us in their culture that it's like this crazy immersion into an alternative world.
00:02:21.000 Japanese writing is so different than American writing.
00:02:24.000 Their language is so different than the sound of English that when you go there, you're like, wow.
00:02:30.000 I'm literally peering into...
00:02:33.000 Co-existing alternative world like what if every look of what if there was no?
00:02:38.000 Different languages.
00:02:39.000 It was just language like everybody knew what everybody spoke, right?
00:02:42.000 And your language was this the sounds that they make and the way they interpret things and the way they interpret things Shapes the way they look at reality.
00:02:51.000 Sure.
00:02:52.000 That's I mean It's a we're like our culture is in a lot of ways almost like an operating system.
00:02:56.000 I think Terrence McKenna I think it kind of makes sense.
00:03:01.000 It is like an operating system.
00:03:03.000 Yeah, we learn a basic set of parameters and rules that we all kind of, yeah, we're all individuals within it, but like, there's, you know, hey, you know, in this society, this is what's acceptable and this is what isn't, and here's how we peer it.
00:03:15.000 And then when you see something, like we were talking about this book, Dear Reader, Michael Malas, who was on yesterday, who was just an amazing podcast guest, but was talking to us about North Korea.
00:03:24.000 Like, that's a different, totally different operating system.
00:03:27.000 And that shit is going on right now.
00:03:29.000 Right now, there's like a whole country that's in prison.
00:03:32.000 Yeah, what's amazing to me is that that many people can be subdued in that manner.
00:03:38.000 Like, where's, you know...
00:03:39.000 You read throughout history, it's like, you know, people got sick and tired of some shit after a while and just bucked up.
00:03:45.000 Yeah.
00:03:46.000 Where are they?
00:03:47.000 What is going on there?
00:03:48.000 What mastery do these dudes have that...
00:03:50.000 It's crazy.
00:03:51.000 I mean, look at that.
00:03:51.000 There's millions of people that are starving and still accept...
00:03:55.000 And this dude's living in his whatever, Golden Palace, whatever, kind of lifestyle.
00:03:58.000 Yeah.
00:03:58.000 And nobody's really, like...
00:04:00.000 Trying to revolutionize or start a revolution or buck up and make a coup would be a problem, because I think the old guys around them are even crazier.
00:04:09.000 Well, Malice was telling me why.
00:04:11.000 He was saying that the way their society is structured, everybody reports on everybody else about what you did wrong.
00:04:18.000 Like, if you and I were hanging out together, we'd be forced to report at the end of the day.
00:04:22.000 I would have to report on everything you did wrong.
00:04:24.000 Like, maybe you didn't cry long enough when something happened.
00:04:28.000 Maybe you didn't express enough grief.
00:04:30.000 There's rules to the way you grieve.
00:04:33.000 People who didn't grieve hard enough got six months of hard labor for not grieving hard enough when Kim Jong-il died.
00:04:41.000 So they tell on each other.
00:04:43.000 So they have this crazy culture of telling each other.
00:04:45.000 The podcast was fascinating, man.
00:04:47.000 That dude is a really, really interesting guy.
00:04:50.000 Scary.
00:04:51.000 That's a world that's happening right now.
00:04:53.000 It exists.
00:04:54.000 Yeah.
00:04:55.000 And next door, South Korea, which is thriving.
00:04:58.000 And pop culture galore.
00:05:00.000 Yeah.
00:05:00.000 Crazy plastic surgery.
00:05:02.000 Those girls all get, not all of them, but a high percentage of girls get their eyes changed.
00:05:07.000 They get this crazy surgery that makes your eyelids, they shrink your eyelids so they don't have the Asian look.
00:05:13.000 Oh, they're trying for more of a round eye thing.
00:05:16.000 They're trying for more of an anime thing.
00:05:18.000 Oh, the big eye thing.
00:05:19.000 Have you seen it?
00:05:20.000 I think I have, but I don't think it was an Asian girl.
00:05:23.000 I think I saw some girl on the internet who's trying to look really much...
00:05:27.000 Oh, I know what you're talking about.
00:05:27.000 She did look like a fucking anime character.
00:05:29.000 That's that Barbie lady, right?
00:05:30.000 The Barbie lady?
00:05:31.000 It's crazy.
00:05:32.000 Yeah, there's people that go deep.
00:05:34.000 It's like, how do you think like that?
00:05:35.000 How's your brain working?
00:05:36.000 I mean, you're not looking in the mirror and seeing the same thing.
00:05:38.000 This is giving you satisfaction.
00:05:40.000 I don't understand.
00:05:41.000 I think it's just body dysmorphia.
00:05:43.000 It's the same thing as a person who's a bodybuilder who just can't get big enough or a woman who can't get fake enough breasts.
00:05:49.000 They keep wanting to get bigger and bigger ones.
00:05:51.000 You don't see yourself how everybody else sees you.
00:05:54.000 It's almost like a disease.
00:05:56.000 And I think that...
00:05:57.000 It's always funny because I always thought I was a pretty fucking awesome dude.
00:06:01.000 Yeah, well, you have what's called self-esteem.
00:06:03.000 You should pull those pictures up.
00:06:05.000 So check out what they do.
00:06:06.000 See if you can see good ones.
00:06:09.000 Three reasons why one gin plastic surgery for eyelid surgery.
00:06:13.000 But show some before and afters.
00:06:15.000 I see a little one right there.
00:06:17.000 They're kind of crazy.
00:06:18.000 Some of them are kind of crazy.
00:06:19.000 They look like a totally different human.
00:06:21.000 If you went to high school with her, you'd be like, what?
00:06:22.000 Where...
00:06:23.000 That seems totally normal right there.
00:06:25.000 There's been some extreme ones.
00:06:27.000 But her whole face is different shaped at that point, the one you just passed.
00:06:31.000 There was more than just eyes done there, man.
00:06:33.000 It's interesting, though.
00:06:34.000 You're seeing that younger and younger.
00:06:36.000 Girls are having that kind of stuff done, too.
00:06:38.000 Whoa!
00:06:38.000 Whoa, damn.
00:06:39.000 Whoa!
00:06:39.000 That one was very successful.
00:06:41.000 That was a good decision.
00:06:43.000 Yeah, that was an excellent decision.
00:06:45.000 But how do we know these are real, you know?
00:06:47.000 That's another thing.
00:06:47.000 We could be getting fucked with.
00:06:48.000 Holy shit, look at that one.
00:06:50.000 This is something I wanted to talk to you about.
00:06:51.000 How do we know?
00:06:52.000 It's like...
00:06:54.000 How do you know what the fuck is true anymore?
00:06:56.000 It's almost impossible to know.
00:06:58.000 Because everybody's mastered the half-truth.
00:07:01.000 Yeah.
00:07:02.000 You know what I mean?
00:07:02.000 I got a piece of the truth, and then I spin it the way I want to spin it, so a certain amount of people are going to see it that way.
00:07:07.000 That's how they've really...
00:07:09.000 I trip on this whole system right now.
00:07:11.000 I don't give a fuck about Trump, Clinton, any of that.
00:07:14.000 All of them.
00:07:16.000 They're all lying crooks, as far as I'm concerned.
00:07:18.000 Right.
00:07:18.000 But...
00:07:20.000 Game on how they have blue states, reds.
00:07:22.000 We're like Bloods and Crips here.
00:07:24.000 And they're making it more like that every day.
00:07:26.000 Like the hatred between this blue and red.
00:07:28.000 It's like, what the fuck is this?
00:07:30.000 Yeah, it's like people who got along just six months ago are now at each other's throats.
00:07:34.000 And there used to be a thing when we were young.
00:07:36.000 When the new president was elected and he became president, we all kind of sat back and said, okay.
00:07:42.000 That's our president.
00:07:43.000 We're not even going to get into dude.
00:07:46.000 I'm talking just as a principal.
00:07:50.000 We all sat back and said, okay, let's give the guy a shot at least.
00:07:55.000 And again, I'm not even interested in getting into the individual in question.
00:08:00.000 That doesn't exist anymore.
00:08:02.000 It's like the minute this dude's president...
00:08:05.000 The next fucking campaign starts!
00:08:07.000 It's just fucking crazy!
00:08:08.000 Is it as crazy as I think it is, Joe?
00:08:10.000 Or am I just sitting at home in a dad world of taking care of these babies and going on tour and I just turn on the TV and it blows my fucking mind, dude.
00:08:18.000 It's blowing everybody's mind, man.
00:08:20.000 I mean, there's a weird line that's happening now, too, and this isn't really even a criticism, but Newsweek had an article that they tweeted, and the article shows how Melina rejects Trump's hand.
00:08:34.000 Which was kind of awesome.
00:08:36.000 I saw it.
00:08:36.000 I understand.
00:08:37.000 Slapped it away.
00:08:38.000 It was cool.
00:08:38.000 It is kind of.
00:08:39.000 But who knows what's going on.
00:08:40.000 Maybe she gets public anxiety and she doesn't like holding hands when she walks.
00:08:44.000 It doesn't necessarily have to mean anything.
00:08:46.000 The fact that it's a fucking story that Newsweek tweets out is strange.
00:08:53.000 I think CNN had it on, I believe.
00:08:56.000 They've got a whole article after hand swat.
00:09:00.000 I mean, this is nothing.
00:09:02.000 It's like they touch hands for a second.
00:09:04.000 Back it up again.
00:09:05.000 I'm no Trump supporter here, but look, Newsweek, I'm not.
00:09:08.000 Don't get me wrong.
00:09:09.000 I don't think there's anything wrong with what you're doing.
00:09:12.000 I don't think there's anything wrong with putting this up.
00:09:14.000 I watched it.
00:09:15.000 I'm glad you put it up.
00:09:16.000 I'm not criticizing.
00:09:17.000 That's why they put it up, because you would watch it.
00:09:18.000 It's not news, though.
00:09:19.000 I'm not criticizing.
00:09:20.000 We are all part of the biggest reality TV show ever created in the universe now.
00:09:25.000 Yeah, it seems like...
00:09:25.000 And Donald Trump is the host.
00:09:26.000 Yeah, it seems like...
00:09:27.000 And this man is actually living out his goddamn fantasy right now.
00:09:31.000 We have all given this guy...
00:09:32.000 And again, I'm not even going to say hate, love, whatever.
00:09:35.000 Fuck them all.
00:09:36.000 It's fascinating.
00:09:37.000 But this dude is like...
00:09:39.000 He's the king of the fucking universe in his mind right now.
00:09:41.000 There's nobody who can fucking touch him, and that's why the show is going to get so hilarious.
00:09:45.000 It's just going to be great.
00:09:46.000 Well, I think he's not that stupid.
00:09:49.000 He's aware that there's been a lot of criticism, and he's trying to iron things out.
00:09:53.000 But what he's doing is he's taking this approach that he's made, become this real estate magnate, this big tycoon, big businessman, which is like, he was always this...
00:10:05.000 Rambunctious sort of flamboyant personality, right?
00:10:08.000 He always put his name and gold letters on these buildings and we didn't mind that when he wasn't running the country Just when you run the country and you start doing the same stuff like the criticism that he's getting is kind of You can't kind of do the same thing when you're the president you can't like talk about how shows are number one It's a bigger than yourself thing.
00:10:26.000 It's a bigger than yourself thing.
00:10:28.000 You just nailed it.
00:10:29.000 In fact, you have to let go of self To a certain degree.
00:10:32.000 You know what I mean?
00:10:32.000 To be a good one.
00:10:33.000 And I'm not going to say one guy's been better than the other.
00:10:36.000 We all know.
00:10:36.000 We have our opinions on that shit.
00:10:37.000 You know what I mean?
00:10:37.000 And honestly, I grew up in an age where politics and religion, if it was going to be bad news, you didn't bring it up with people you liked.
00:10:43.000 You know what I mean?
00:10:44.000 And now it's just...
00:10:47.000 The hatred I see, like even from people I respect.
00:10:50.000 The red and white, red and blue hatred.
00:10:53.000 Yeah, they cripping and blooding out here hard, man.
00:10:55.000 Hard for their parties, and it's stupid because none of them care about you.
00:11:00.000 None of them want anything from you but more of your tax money, no matter how much they're going to tell you they're going to cut your taxes.
00:11:06.000 You know what I mean?
00:11:07.000 They're going to find a way to fucking get that money.
00:11:10.000 They might make it look good to you, but hey, guess what, middle class family, $36,000 or whatever.
00:11:15.000 Here's...
00:11:16.000 Two grand, you don't have to pay in taxes a year, which seems a lot when you're in that level of living, you know what I mean?
00:11:21.000 I blow that on fucking sneakers, I'm ashamed to say.
00:11:24.000 You know what I mean?
00:11:25.000 But the point is they don't give a fuck because they just stole it out the back end of your healthcare or they just took it off the top of not rebuilding all the roads.
00:11:33.000 This is their game.
00:11:34.000 They run the game.
00:11:35.000 And so these motherfuckers come up with some shit where money comes out of the politics.
00:11:39.000 I don't respect any of it.
00:11:41.000 I would like to think that some of them have your best interests in mind that there's just a crazy competitive system and that we maybe Maybe it's just what the system makes.
00:11:52.000 The system kind of makes corruption because of lobbyists, because of the way it's set up.
00:11:55.000 It's almost like you can't pull it out of it.
00:11:58.000 I totally agree with you that there's plenty of good ones.
00:12:00.000 But it's just like cops.
00:12:01.000 I know a lot of cops and they're all good guys.
00:12:03.000 I think there's more good cops than there's politicians.
00:12:06.000 But when the shitstorms pop up, they don't buck out and say, you know what, that was wrong and go against what the group of...
00:12:12.000 Cops or politicians is saying, either one.
00:12:14.000 I could be either one.
00:12:15.000 They side even in wrong times when they shouldn't.
00:12:18.000 Where are those voices?
00:12:19.000 I want to hear them.
00:12:19.000 Don't you think there's way more good cops than there are politicians?
00:12:21.000 Yes, I do.
00:12:23.000 But my point is there's a code.
00:12:25.000 There's a code.
00:12:26.000 And that good cop We'll fucking not shit on a bad cop.
00:12:30.000 Maybe he won't back him, but there's a time when you gotta shit on that thing or that person or that act.
00:12:35.000 And there's this code in politicians and cops where they don't call out the bullshit.
00:12:42.000 And that's where I lose all the respect for everything.
00:12:45.000 It's like, yo, and I just sit back.
00:12:46.000 I'm on some Carlin shit, man.
00:12:47.000 I got a front row seat to the freak show.
00:12:50.000 I'm gonna watch it go down.
00:12:51.000 You're asking them to do the impossible job.
00:12:54.000 You're asking them to be around violence and lying and danger, and they're the enemy.
00:12:59.000 You're asking them to be the professional enemy to professional criminals.
00:13:02.000 That's what you're asking them to do all the time.
00:13:04.000 And so, like, there's a reason why they bond together like that, because they're all in the war together, and it's us and them.
00:13:11.000 And it's we on the outside.
00:13:13.000 I don't think we understand what the fuck they go through.
00:13:15.000 That's why they have this bond with each other.
00:13:17.000 No doubt.
00:13:18.000 You wouldn't want that.
00:13:19.000 You really would want that.
00:13:20.000 But there comes a time, and there's been a few of them lately in recent history, where there should have been an overwhelming condemnation by a smaller group of that group's actions.
00:13:34.000 A perfect example is that Eric Gardner case in New York, where they choked that guy who was just selling cigarettes.
00:13:41.000 They didn't have to do that.
00:13:42.000 There was no reason to do that.
00:13:43.000 That guy didn't even have any cigarettes on him.
00:13:45.000 The whole thing was fucked up.
00:13:46.000 They were saying he wasn't complying.
00:13:48.000 Why should he comply?
00:13:49.000 He wasn't doing anything.
00:13:51.000 You can't choke a guy who's just hanging out.
00:13:53.000 And when you asked the video, was he not complying enough to die?
00:13:55.000 You know what I mean?
00:13:56.000 Well, I think the dude had like an asthma attack or something, but obviously it was provoked.
00:14:00.000 But I think they also had a fucking bar.
00:14:01.000 They did.
00:14:02.000 They had a choke.
00:14:03.000 It was a weak-ass choke, though.
00:14:05.000 It was more like, honestly, I mean, it was a choke hold, but it was more like the way he was applying it was like a restraining thing more than it was, I want to see it.
00:14:14.000 Let me see it again.
00:14:15.000 Maybe I'm remembering it wrong.
00:14:16.000 But without a doubt, the forearm is under the neck.
00:14:19.000 Like, if I was calling it in a fight, I would say, this guy's getting choked.
00:14:22.000 Right.
00:14:23.000 Well, I mean, honestly, let's not even go down the road, but the point of this conversation, I believe, was just saying like, oh, that overwhelming larger number of good folks, whether it's cops, politicians, soldiers, whatever.
00:14:35.000 Right.
00:14:36.000 I do believe that exists, that the majority of them are decent, good people.
00:14:42.000 But when the shit hits the fan, they don't collectively say, that's wrong and that's fucked up.
00:14:47.000 No, they all band together and say, alright, we'll try and bury this and hide it or just deny it.
00:14:53.000 And that, as a group, loses you respect when People that are interested in justice and interested in fair play and interested in that see these things happen.
00:15:02.000 They lose faith.
00:15:03.000 And I think there's no faith in anything right now.
00:15:05.000 The way I see the division in this country, there's no faith in anything.
00:15:09.000 I'm hoping it's just a wave and it's going to come back.
00:15:12.000 It will.
00:15:13.000 I mean, that's what I'm thinking, that we're going to react to how crazy we are.
00:15:16.000 I just hope it doesn't come back in really fucked up ways.
00:15:19.000 Sometimes when that wave crashes, it breaks shit.
00:15:23.000 You know what I mean?
00:15:24.000 Well, it shouldn't.
00:15:25.000 The problem is it's so easy to think that we're against each other.
00:15:28.000 It's so easy to dig your heels in and argue one side or argue the other or pick a team and be totally committed to it.
00:15:34.000 Whether it's red, blue, or whether it's black, white, people get on these goddamn teams.
00:15:39.000 We do it men and women.
00:15:40.000 Did you see it?
00:15:41.000 It gets real divisive online with people separating men and women, like criticizing men, all men in general, criticizing women, all women in general.
00:15:51.000 Absolutely.
00:15:51.000 It's the same shit.
00:15:52.000 It exists, whether it's Democrat versus Republican, it's the same shit.
00:15:57.000 Vegans versus carnivores, it's the same shit.
00:16:00.000 People pick a fucking team and they fight for it, and they think they're right, and they have many, many good reasons for thinking they're right.
00:16:07.000 But I think All of us are way better off if we're taught about these team ideas early and recognize when you see them in yourself and do some self-governing and avoid those.
00:16:21.000 Avoid those and we'll find common ground on a lot more shit than we think.
00:16:26.000 It's pretty much, we can sum that up, but think for yourself.
00:16:32.000 Yeah.
00:16:32.000 Especially when you're bombarded the way we are now.
00:16:35.000 That's another thing about how we started this conversation is how do you know what the fuck is really true?
00:16:39.000 If you really want to know what the fuck is true or at least get a good semblance of it, you have to look at more than one fucking thing.
00:16:46.000 If you read some story on Facebook that outrages you and fucking makes you so pissed off, I think?
00:17:05.000 I try to be like, alright, CNN is on at my studio a lot without the sound, because we'll be making music and whatnot, and mostly I just read the ticker, because if you know nowadays, news is on the ticker.
00:17:18.000 Opinions are what are coming out the fucking speakers when the personalities are talking.
00:17:22.000 News is just the facts that roll, scroll along down on the bottom, and there's some spin on it and whatnot, but I try not to listen to the talking heads, because They, you know, Fox has two pro-Democrat guys that no matter what the Democrats do, they're gonna defend it, and CNN has a couple of Trump guys that no matter what goes on.
00:17:40.000 It's a game.
00:17:41.000 It's a game.
00:17:43.000 It's all a game.
00:17:44.000 It's a television show.
00:17:46.000 I was watching it not too long ago when CNN came on after a commercial and the studio was lit up red and Korean stars were everywhere and there was nuclear missile launches like pictures in the background.
00:17:57.000 And I was like, oh my god, what the fuck is going on?
00:18:00.000 Did they just launch missiles?
00:18:01.000 And nothing like it had happened.
00:18:03.000 They were just discussing the possibility of the future of if they got a missile that was capable.
00:18:10.000 And people are tuned into this shit.
00:18:12.000 Like I said, it's on in the background because I just, God forbid that breaking news, you want to know.
00:18:17.000 I mean, it's reality TV, honestly.
00:18:19.000 And again, it's what we're talking about.
00:18:21.000 People acting as groups.
00:18:22.000 And I ain't acting above it either.
00:18:24.000 I watch it.
00:18:24.000 I see it.
00:18:25.000 It's entertaining to me.
00:18:29.000 Deeper self-brain, whatever you want to call it.
00:18:32.000 The whiskey's starting to fucking talk to me right now.
00:18:34.000 That has a conscience.
00:18:36.000 My conscience, my soul, you know, evaluates why I'm being entertained by it and finds it disturbing a lot.
00:18:40.000 And wants to say, like, hey man, we should all fucking take a step back.
00:18:45.000 And I love you because the love shit...
00:18:49.000 I mean, I've always had love in my life.
00:18:51.000 I've been a very fortunate man, but like, coming in here as grown men, and when I first started doing your podcast, you would always be preaching love, and you know, I mean, Joe Rogan's a tough guy.
00:19:00.000 He kicked the shit out of 90% of the fucking people around.
00:19:04.000 He's not interested in it.
00:19:05.000 He just wants to love.
00:19:06.000 Your life is better if you just have a bunch of people you care about.
00:19:09.000 Really?
00:19:10.000 It started me down a path, dude, where I was like, I've explored almost every religion.
00:19:13.000 You know what I mean?
00:19:14.000 There is.
00:19:15.000 And I don't really practice any, but I have a philosophy that's taken its own good parts from all.
00:19:22.000 Right.
00:19:22.000 And lately I've been reading a lot of Buddhist stuff.
00:19:25.000 I'm not a Buddhist at all, but like this Thich Nhat Hanh guy and a few other things I've been reading.
00:19:30.000 But these things are also kind of started here.
00:19:35.000 Because connecting with you in a weird way made me open my mind up.
00:19:40.000 There's a lot of things we don't think alike at all on.
00:19:43.000 You know what I mean?
00:19:43.000 But that doesn't fucking matter.
00:19:46.000 I like talking to people that I don't necessarily agree with, but I respect.
00:19:51.000 That's some of my favorite conversations.
00:19:53.000 That's the best kind.
00:19:54.000 And that's the point of what they're trying to keep from happening in this world.
00:19:59.000 Just this whole online shit.
00:20:03.000 Yeah, there's a lot of great things that have happened from this, but this social networking shit is anything but social.
00:20:09.000 We're working it out.
00:20:10.000 It's anything but social.
00:20:11.000 Well, for a lot of people, it's just way too distracting.
00:20:14.000 It's a lot of wicked, evil, just venom.
00:20:18.000 Every once in a while, I'll cater in and I'll let a dude know online, like, hey, motherfucker.
00:20:24.000 You really don't know.
00:20:26.000 That's, you know what I mean?
00:20:27.000 Like, hey, whatever.
00:20:27.000 You really don't know.
00:20:29.000 IP addresses are easy to, you know what I mean?
00:20:31.000 That kind of shit.
00:20:32.000 And you know what?
00:20:33.000 Nine times out of ten, when I do fuck up that rare occasion, it's a Joe Rogan fan that's like, hey, man, take the high road, dude.
00:20:40.000 Ask Joe.
00:20:41.000 You know what I mean?
00:20:42.000 And I'll be like, oh, fuck, yeah, I should.
00:20:43.000 All right, you're right.
00:20:43.000 And boom, that's over.
00:20:45.000 That kind of thing, you know what I mean?
00:20:46.000 This show has been like a real serious, not just a show, you, me and you having a little friendship.
00:20:51.000 Because I've hung out with you a lot since.
00:20:52.000 It's been three years.
00:20:54.000 We've hung out a lot, though.
00:20:55.000 That's what was weird.
00:20:56.000 We're trying to figure it out.
00:20:57.000 We're like, why does it not feel like three years?
00:20:58.000 Let me explain three years now since...
00:21:01.000 I couldn't come in for a while.
00:21:03.000 And I explained this to you on the phone and when we hung out a couple of times.
00:21:06.000 My mother was passing from Alzheimer's.
00:21:10.000 And then when she did pass, it's like I was emotionally incapable.
00:21:12.000 I couldn't even have said those words.
00:21:14.000 I would have been a blubbering idiot on your show.
00:21:16.000 I'm sure.
00:21:16.000 I'm sure.
00:21:16.000 And, you know, whatever.
00:21:18.000 Some people might have been like, hey, that would have been great radio.
00:21:21.000 Fuck that.
00:21:22.000 You were the one that said, hey, get your shit together.
00:21:24.000 You know what I mean?
00:21:25.000 Because I wanted to come in and be able to talk about it.
00:21:27.000 Well, I don't think I said it like that.
00:21:27.000 That would be like, yo, get your shit together.
00:21:29.000 So your mom's dead.
00:21:30.000 Nah, nah, nah.
00:21:30.000 Whatever, bro.
00:21:32.000 It's us talking.
00:21:33.000 You know what I mean?
00:21:33.000 That's how I said it.
00:21:34.000 I know what you mean.
00:21:35.000 But it would be more like, please take your time.
00:21:38.000 It was the last...
00:21:40.000 Four years, probably.
00:21:42.000 Started probably the last, right before I stopped, the last time I came on the show, there was like a big lawsuit over Jump Around that I actually wound up winning, but like, it froze money that I depend on.
00:21:53.000 Right.
00:21:53.000 Like, mailbox money, we call that.
00:21:55.000 You know what I mean?
00:21:56.000 Those checks that just kind of come in, you know, Jump Around's been really good to me.
00:21:59.000 Dude, Jump Around is one of my favorite hip-hop songs of all time.
00:22:02.000 It's 25th anniversary this year, the whole first album, so, but, point being, so that got froze up.
00:22:06.000 I got a little weirded out when I first started hanging out with you because I was such a fan of that song.
00:22:09.000 Right.
00:22:10.000 I was like, I can't believe I know this dude.
00:22:11.000 I remember you were weirded out when I lit a joint in the club in Vegas.
00:22:15.000 And you were like, what are you doing?
00:22:16.000 I was like, what do you mean, what am I doing?
00:22:17.000 I'm lighting a joint.
00:22:18.000 No, let me explain how it went down.
00:22:21.000 Everlast goes, he goes, you want to get high?
00:22:23.000 I go, fuck yeah.
00:22:24.000 And I go, where do you want to go?
00:22:26.000 He goes, go.
00:22:28.000 He goes, yo, we ain't going nowhere.
00:22:31.000 He just lights the joint up.
00:22:32.000 But he looks at me like sideways, like, go!
00:22:36.000 Sparks it right in the club.
00:22:38.000 And I was like, oh, this is hilarious.
00:22:40.000 And that was that night.
00:22:42.000 Wasn't that that same night that you performed on stage?
00:22:44.000 And there was a bunch of musicians that had never worked together on stage.
00:22:48.000 Dave Navarro was there.
00:22:49.000 Oh, yeah, no, they had Camp Freddy.
00:22:51.000 They had, like, a band where they just did a bunch of covers.
00:22:53.000 And I remember being fucked up.
00:22:55.000 And they were calling.
00:22:56.000 Weren't they calling me a bunch of times, though?
00:22:57.000 You got on stage!
00:22:58.000 Everlast is in the house, right?
00:22:59.000 Like three or four times before I wound up.
00:23:01.000 Did you do what it's like?
00:23:02.000 Did what it's like.
00:23:03.000 Yeah.
00:23:04.000 Dude, that was a fucking great night.
00:23:06.000 High and drunk as fuck.
00:23:07.000 That's us.
00:23:09.000 Oh, we're barbecued.
00:23:10.000 There we go.
00:23:10.000 Oh my God, I can't see my eyes.
00:23:14.000 That's exactly the spot we were smoking the joint in, too, right?
00:23:16.000 That's exactly where it was, man.
00:23:20.000 I just never remember you looking at me sideways and going, go.
00:23:23.000 Go.
00:23:24.000 Where the fuck am I going?
00:23:25.000 Go.
00:23:25.000 What, am I hiding in the bathroom and smoke a joint?
00:23:27.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:23:28.000 I tip way too good for that bullshit.
00:23:30.000 That's hilarious.
00:23:31.000 Especially in Vegas.
00:23:33.000 If any place in the world you're going to be an outlandish tipper, be there because you'll get away with murder.
00:23:38.000 Almost literally.
00:23:42.000 The valets will say, like, alright, yo, the cops are on their way.
00:23:44.000 You better get the fuck out of here.
00:23:45.000 Um, sure.
00:23:46.000 They want to keep them chives coming.
00:23:47.000 Cops are coming whether you like it or not.
00:23:49.000 Imagine being a cop in Vegas.
00:23:51.000 Jesus Christ.
00:23:52.000 No, regardless.
00:23:53.000 How many people do they have down there robbing casinos and shit?
00:23:57.000 Crazy movie-style heists.
00:23:59.000 Crackheads, meth heads.
00:24:00.000 With masks on and machine guns and shit taking over casinos.
00:24:04.000 Oh, I was talking about...
00:24:05.000 So my money got froze, so I was having to bust my ass crazy hard on the road trying to make up the difference for a while.
00:24:13.000 And then my mother started going way downhill kind of fast over two years.
00:24:19.000 It's like dealing with that.
00:24:20.000 Anybody going through that is...
00:24:22.000 I mean, there's a lot of things that go on in my life that get my heart sent out to those people.
00:24:26.000 But watching somebody you love just...
00:24:29.000 Disappear.
00:24:30.000 It was tough, man.
00:24:31.000 Yeah, the perspective, right?
00:24:32.000 It changes your perspective.
00:24:34.000 You realize that this is how it ends.
00:24:36.000 I had a lot of guilt involved because with a kid with CF, I couldn't have my mom in home with a nurse and any infections that she could, you know, she was getting lung infections all the time.
00:24:44.000 So I had her in a home, a really beautiful home.
00:24:46.000 They took a magnificent care of my mother, but there was a lot of guilt.
00:24:50.000 I was freaking for a while, like, with a lot of darkness that I was swimming through.
00:24:55.000 And it just wasn't good for me to come through.
00:24:57.000 And then...
00:24:58.000 You know, and then after she passed and like Layla's just been like learning, you know, I'm only just me and my wife now.
00:25:05.000 It's she's seven years old.
00:25:06.000 And I think I'm not saying we got anything licked or cut, but like the life we have to live.
00:25:14.000 We've been able to figure out...
00:25:16.000 With her cystic fibrosis.
00:25:18.000 Yes, with the cystic fibrosis.
00:25:20.000 I mean, it's heavy.
00:25:22.000 There's a lot of shit you gotta worry about.
00:25:24.000 Infections and any common cold.
00:25:26.000 It's like so much pressure on a person.
00:25:30.000 To do that.
00:25:31.000 My wife and I, I won't fucking make it funny.
00:25:35.000 We've been very close to the brink a few times, but we've finally gotten to a stage where it's like, no, none of that's going to break us.
00:25:42.000 We're good, and we're good in this life, and we accept where we are, and we're going to make sure this young lady is going to make it funny.
00:25:50.000 That's beautiful.
00:25:51.000 As deep and as far into this life as she can, you know?
00:25:54.000 There's been some medical innovations, too, right?
00:25:56.000 Haven't there?
00:25:57.000 They're working on some stuff, man.
00:25:58.000 There's a couple drugs that aren't quite for her yet, because this drug has, on the DNA level of the chain, there's mutations.
00:26:07.000 Layla has two different mutations.
00:26:09.000 One's called the Delta F... 508, I believe it is.
00:26:14.000 You got me high and a little drunk here.
00:26:16.000 Sorry.
00:26:16.000 No, no.
00:26:17.000 People who know know.
00:26:18.000 It's easy to find out.
00:26:20.000 That's the most common one, like the Delta 508. And then she has this other weird kind of offshoot one.
00:26:26.000 Some people have what they call a double Delta.
00:26:29.000 There's a drug right now that's really working well for the people with the double Delta.
00:26:34.000 They're starting to experiment it on...
00:26:50.000 We're good to go.
00:26:58.000 Oh, wow.
00:27:12.000 This is life.
00:27:13.000 She's never known anything else.
00:27:14.000 So it's like at the same time, like we post a lot about it.
00:27:17.000 We made that decision.
00:27:18.000 Layla has her own page.
00:27:19.000 People are free to try and follow it.
00:27:21.000 If my wife will approve you, if you can get by the security clearance.
00:27:24.000 Her thing is Layla, L-A-I-L-A, beauty09.
00:27:29.000 She wanted her own page because we started.
00:27:32.000 I've never posted anything without asking her.
00:27:34.000 Even when she was barely able to understand, I tried to be like, can I post this picture?
00:27:39.000 A lot of people will see it.
00:27:40.000 And she would say, okay, daddy.
00:27:42.000 And now she's sharp.
00:27:43.000 And about a year or so ago, she was like, I want my own Instagram page.
00:27:47.000 I want to share my life, like cystic fibrosis with people.
00:27:51.000 And so she's doing that.
00:27:52.000 And this is May, actually, is Cystic Fibrosis Awareness Month.
00:27:56.000 So we've been posting.
00:27:57.000 And she happened to be in the hospital the last 10 days.
00:27:59.000 She's home right now, recovering.
00:28:02.000 I sent you an article on assisted fibrosis treatment.
00:28:06.000 What was that?
00:28:07.000 It was a while ago.
00:28:08.000 I don't know, but my wife and I are...
00:28:10.000 Did it involve CBDs?
00:28:12.000 I don't remember.
00:28:14.000 Because a few people have sent me things and we're investigating some stuff on that level right now because...
00:28:18.000 There are a lot of good things going along with this because it's one of the best anti-inflammatories there are with no side effects and all kinds of stuff.
00:28:25.000 We're not using it on my daughter yet, but we're investigating what kind of uses there are.
00:28:29.000 I forget.
00:28:30.000 I might have to go back through my emails or whatnot and see what you saw.
00:28:32.000 I remember you did send me something.
00:28:34.000 I don't remember if it was CBDs or stem cells or some shit.
00:28:37.000 All levels right now, there are a lot of levels.
00:28:39.000 They're working on the stem cell level.
00:28:41.000 There's a lot of things going on where it's like if they can correct things on a cellular level at some point, it's going to be...
00:28:47.000 Yeah.
00:28:47.000 There's never going to be a cure.
00:28:49.000 It's a genetic disease.
00:28:50.000 So you can't say cure in that sense.
00:28:52.000 You know what I mean?
00:28:53.000 Like the way it works is the two people that father the child have to each have the gene.
00:28:59.000 All right.
00:28:59.000 So me and my wife are known as what are known as carriers, which we never knew because we've searched our whole history after we found out nobody in my family's ever, ever had this.
00:29:08.000 Nobody in her family's ever, ever had this.
00:29:11.000 But we're known as what's carriers.
00:29:12.000 So when we got together and we had a child, there's a one in four chance that child's gonna have cystic fibrosis.
00:29:19.000 There's a two in four chance they're gonna be a carrier.
00:29:23.000 There's a one in four chance they have nothing at all, which is our other daughter, Sadie.
00:29:29.000 So we kind of represent the whole spectrum, like our family, you know, Layla, her mom, me, and Sadie.
00:29:36.000 Which is another reason I'm not having six kids, because I love being a dad, but it's like two cystic fibrosis children in the same household is even, and a lot of people do it, It's hard because they pass infections and it's very...
00:29:50.000 I can't even imagine how the people with multiple two or three kids with cystic fibrosis pull it off.
00:29:56.000 Hats off.
00:29:57.000 Because I know what it's like with just one.
00:29:59.000 That's gotta be...
00:30:00.000 It must be changing you as a person.
00:30:05.000 Think about how much more compassionate this has made you and how much more appreciative of health.
00:30:10.000 I've had to also accept and learn how to deal with a lot of anger.
00:30:14.000 Yeah.
00:30:15.000 A lot of anger.
00:30:15.000 I consider myself a pretty spiritual person.
00:30:18.000 Like I said, I've explored a lot of religions.
00:30:21.000 I find religions confining.
00:30:25.000 I believe in a greater power, a greater high, whatever.
00:30:27.000 Something bigger than us.
00:30:28.000 I kind of believe in that.
00:30:30.000 Whether you want to call it God or just our connected collective energy.
00:30:35.000 You know what I mean?
00:30:35.000 Whatever it might be.
00:30:37.000 Somewhere in between there lies something greater than us.
00:30:40.000 Yeah.
00:30:42.000 I felt, for another reason the last three years, is...
00:30:46.000 What's the captain's name in Forrest Gump?
00:30:50.000 Captain Ed?
00:30:51.000 Or no, Captain...
00:30:52.000 Lieutenant Dan.
00:30:53.000 Lieutenant Dan.
00:30:56.000 For the last couple years, I'm Lieutenant Dan on the top of that fucking sailboat.
00:31:00.000 Like, fuck you.
00:31:02.000 This is what you're going to do to this little kid.
00:31:04.000 Watching my child suffer.
00:31:07.000 There's huge injustices in the world.
00:31:09.000 And let me tell you another thing.
00:31:11.000 Having to take my daughter to children's hospitals all the time, I see people that have it worse.
00:31:16.000 Do you know Penn Jillette?
00:31:18.000 Oh yeah, I'm a huge fan.
00:31:20.000 I don't know him personally, but I'm a huge fan.
00:31:22.000 He's a great dude, but one of the things he said to me that I'll never forget, he was talking about The Secret.
00:31:27.000 Do you remember when The Secret was this big movie, and it was about the law of attraction, and people were going to manifest their own destiny, and they were going to make it happen, and everything in your life, you created in your mind.
00:31:38.000 And he was like, fuck you!
00:31:40.000 You're telling a young, sick kid that she made that herself?
00:31:45.000 She made herself have leukemia?
00:31:48.000 She made herself have cancer?
00:31:50.000 You're telling me that?
00:31:51.000 Fuck you!
00:31:52.000 Yeah, fuck you.
00:31:52.000 And when he said that, I was like, wow, I never thought about it that way.
00:31:55.000 But he's totally right.
00:31:57.000 That's exactly what it is.
00:31:59.000 Like, you can't, that's ridiculous.
00:32:00.000 You're dealing with a bunch of people that have become successful and told you why.
00:32:05.000 Because I saw it happening.
00:32:06.000 What about the people that saw it happening and it didn't happen?
00:32:08.000 This is bullshit.
00:32:09.000 Which are a far greater number, by the way.
00:32:12.000 Yeah, it's a part of life.
00:32:13.000 It's not the whole key to manufacturing a life.
00:32:17.000 It's an excellent, like being a positive person, being healthy, having a good vision and focus.
00:32:23.000 All those things are like contributing factors.
00:32:26.000 But kids that are sick are the monkey wrench in any idea that we've created our own reality.
00:32:30.000 You can't make a baby responsible for cancer.
00:32:34.000 That's crazy.
00:32:35.000 You also can't make a God responsible for, like, God has a plan.
00:32:40.000 You know what?
00:32:40.000 Sometimes there's not a fucking plan.
00:32:43.000 Sometimes there's a glitch in the goddamn matrix, and you just gotta deal with it.
00:32:48.000 You know?
00:32:49.000 You gotta handle it.
00:32:50.000 And the more important thing for me...
00:32:52.000 The second most important thing in my life, other than keeping Layla as healthy as possible, is making sure she knows that she can still achieve...
00:33:02.000 She's at an age now where she kind of...
00:33:07.000 I'm not trying to have her hate me in 10 years if she ever hears this for giving up her business, but she's in a stage right now where she's very resentful of...
00:33:16.000 She expresses it well.
00:33:17.000 She'll say, I hate this.
00:33:19.000 I hate that I have this.
00:33:20.000 I just want to be normal.
00:33:21.000 I just want to have a normal life.
00:33:23.000 And it fucking rips your heart out, man.
00:33:25.000 But you can't...
00:33:26.000 You have to say, hey, hey, you are normal.
00:33:28.000 This is your life.
00:33:30.000 Your life is normal.
00:33:31.000 It's like Carlin...
00:33:32.000 I'm a big Carlin guy.
00:33:32.000 I know you're a studied student of it.
00:33:35.000 But it's like he had his routine where it's like...
00:33:37.000 About being homemade or all natural.
00:33:40.000 He's like, everything's fucking all natural.
00:33:42.000 No matter what you do with it, it's all fucking natural.
00:33:45.000 And that's kind of how I try to approach it.
00:33:46.000 It's like, you are normal.
00:33:48.000 This is your normal life.
00:33:50.000 You're not any better or worse.
00:33:53.000 There's fights people fight that you don't even see, Layla.
00:33:56.000 You know what I mean?
00:33:57.000 You don't understand.
00:33:57.000 Yours is obvious.
00:33:59.000 Yours is right here in front of you to fight.
00:34:00.000 Some people are gonna fight demons they'll never meet.
00:34:03.000 Yeah, there's a phrase on that.
00:34:05.000 What is it?
00:34:06.000 Comparison is the enemy of happiness.
00:34:09.000 Thank you.
00:34:09.000 I'm fucking gonna use that joke.
00:34:11.000 Thank you.
00:34:14.000 I'm gonna look it up, and I'm gonna find out where it comes from.
00:34:16.000 Yeah, find out whose quote that was.
00:34:18.000 Comparison is the enemy of happiness.
00:34:20.000 I really like that.
00:34:21.000 That's a very useful sentence.
00:34:25.000 You should get inspiration from other people, but comparison is not really healthy.
00:34:30.000 Who is it?
00:34:30.000 Theodore Roosevelt said, comparison is the thief of joy.
00:34:33.000 Oh, perfect.
00:34:34.000 That's even more eloquent.
00:34:36.000 Probably me.
00:34:37.000 I probably fucked it up.
00:34:38.000 But that's even better.
00:34:39.000 Goddamn Theodore Roosevelt.
00:34:40.000 You bad motherfucker.
00:34:41.000 He was a badass motherfucker, man.
00:34:43.000 Bad motherfucker.
00:34:44.000 Charging up the hill in San Juan.
00:34:46.000 All that shit, man.
00:34:47.000 Right?
00:34:47.000 Comparison.
00:34:47.000 Talking about the first Roosevelt, Theodore.
00:34:49.000 The other one was...
00:34:50.000 Well, this is the guy that made the...
00:34:52.000 He set aside the National Park system.
00:34:55.000 He set aside, like, Theodore Roosevelt is the reason why we have the Grand Canyon.
00:34:58.000 Which our current guy is trying to fucking dismantle.
00:35:02.000 Not the Grand Canyon.
00:35:03.000 I know Cam can't be happy about that shit.
00:35:05.000 No, everybody's upset about it.
00:35:07.000 Shout out to Cam!
00:35:09.000 What up, Cam?
00:35:11.000 He's in Alberta right now.
00:35:12.000 I know.
00:35:13.000 I see him giving you a hard time, Cam, and he's so nice.
00:35:16.000 He's the nicest guy ever.
00:35:17.000 He's nice.
00:35:17.000 People threaten him.
00:35:18.000 He just, hey, look, this guy's threatening me.
00:35:20.000 Would I threaten you?
00:35:21.000 I wouldn't threaten you, and I could probably kill you.
00:35:25.000 But I wouldn't eat you.
00:35:26.000 That's why I won't kill you.
00:35:27.000 It's a lot of people in other countries, man.
00:35:29.000 A lot of people that get mad about his hunting pictures, they're from some other country.
00:35:34.000 A lot of them are from South America.
00:35:36.000 Cam, you're going to be a god when the electricity all goes out.
00:35:40.000 They're going to be coming to you, man.
00:35:41.000 They're going to be coming to you.
00:35:42.000 He'll be happy as fuck.
00:35:43.000 And I need a recommendation on a beginner bow.
00:35:46.000 I can hook you up.
00:35:47.000 Oh, there we go.
00:35:48.000 Joe's a bowman now.
00:35:49.000 Dude, I'll get Hoyt to send you one.
00:35:52.000 You really want to learn?
00:35:53.000 Yes.
00:35:53.000 That would be the shit.
00:35:54.000 I do.
00:35:55.000 All right.
00:35:55.000 Well, next time I'm hanging out with John Dudley, I'll have him come and coach you, and we'll make a little video.
00:36:00.000 Let me know.
00:36:01.000 Maybe I can attend.
00:36:01.000 Maybe I can jump in.
00:36:02.000 I want him to coach you and teach you how to shoot.
00:36:05.000 That's amazing.
00:36:06.000 That would be perfect.
00:36:07.000 We'll do it.
00:36:07.000 We'll make that happen.
00:36:08.000 We'll make that happen.
00:36:10.000 Yeah, so that's three years, kind of a condensed Reader's Digest version, as I emotionally was unprepared to be here and hang out and have fun.
00:36:19.000 I would have been like the...
00:36:20.000 I would've been the episode that everybody's like, oh, you gotta hear this heart-wrenching fucking, oh my god.
00:36:25.000 Well, it's heart-wrenching now, man, but I'm glad she's doing better.
00:36:28.000 No, but it's heart-wrenching, but I can stand here like a man and be like, look, I've been through it.
00:36:34.000 You didn't want to see me, and it's like, you didn't want to see me cowering in the foxhole.
00:36:38.000 You know what I mean?
00:36:39.000 Now the battle's over, it's like, Yeah, I cowered in the foxhole for a little while, but then we got out and we won the battle.
00:36:44.000 You know what I mean?
00:36:45.000 That's where I wanted to be before I came.
00:36:48.000 I understand.
00:36:48.000 And I know I didn't need anything to promote, but all of a sudden it's like I did this free project and I was like, I really just put it out and my fans have found it, but the response has been so good behind it.
00:37:01.000 It's like, I want to get this out there a little further.
00:37:03.000 So it gave me an excuse to be like, I think it's time for me to be on the podcast again.
00:37:07.000 And if you want to buy a CD, they still make CDs.
00:37:10.000 No, you can buy these maybe at our shows.
00:37:13.000 If we bring them there.
00:37:15.000 And we charge basically what they cost us to make them and ship them wherever we got to take them.
00:37:19.000 And try reading that shit.
00:37:20.000 Yeah, you can't read it.
00:37:21.000 That's the point.
00:37:22.000 It's fucking gangster calligraphy.
00:37:24.000 Shout out to Big Sleeps.
00:37:25.000 Shout out to Big Sleeps.
00:37:27.000 Whenever you can say, shout out to Big Sleeps, you win.
00:37:30.000 Yeah, there you go.
00:37:30.000 Shout out to Big Sleeps for the calligraphy.
00:37:33.000 That's gangster stuff.
00:37:34.000 If you can't read it, you weren't built to read it.
00:37:36.000 That's all it means.
00:37:37.000 I get it now that you've explained it.
00:37:39.000 I can read it now.
00:37:40.000 It's like, just picture like old school, old English calligraphy, and then mixed with gangster letters.
00:37:45.000 Yeah.
00:37:45.000 And you can see it.
00:37:46.000 I struggle with the R-N. Because it comes back up.
00:37:50.000 Like, it comes down, and then it, bang, bang.
00:37:52.000 That's his artistic, that's art, man.
00:37:54.000 I understand.
00:37:55.000 Let me explain this project.
00:37:55.000 I think he might have made up a letter.
00:37:57.000 That end seems to me like a made up letter.
00:38:00.000 That's some Gaelic shit.
00:38:02.000 It's just old school.
00:38:03.000 That N is actually pretty old schooled English.
00:38:06.000 Old English.
00:38:07.000 Do you know what that is, Jamie?
00:38:08.000 Does that look like an N to you?
00:38:09.000 At the N? Yes.
00:38:10.000 That looks cool.
00:38:11.000 That looks like an N to you?
00:38:12.000 Where do you see the N? The N here.
00:38:14.000 Wait a minute.
00:38:14.000 That's not the R? Here's the N. But where's the fucking R? Here's the N. The R is this.
00:38:20.000 Oh my god.
00:38:21.000 This is ridiculous.
00:38:22.000 That's the R. That's the N. Here's your loop.
00:38:24.000 Here's this.
00:38:25.000 And then it just comes down.
00:38:27.000 Alright.
00:38:27.000 Let's see.
00:38:31.000 Listen, it all looks beautiful.
00:38:32.000 Don't get me wrong.
00:38:33.000 First of all, I don't give a flying fuck.
00:38:36.000 First of all, if you can't read it, that's why it's art, alright?
00:38:39.000 Oh, okay.
00:38:40.000 And it's gangster shit.
00:38:41.000 I wish I was an artist.
00:38:42.000 If you go to Pico Union, those guys will read that shit like it's easy.
00:38:46.000 They'll be like, oh yeah, that says war porn.
00:38:47.000 Oh, that's hilarious.
00:38:49.000 But the point is, I was struggling to make my next singer-songwriter-ish hip-hop.
00:38:55.000 I was kind of revisiting the Whitey Ford formula a little bit and expanding on it.
00:38:59.000 But I got kind of stuck halfway through.
00:39:02.000 Because I was just...
00:39:02.000 After all of this...
00:39:05.000 Stuff that I went through, I thought it would be smart to just...
00:39:08.000 I kind of...
00:39:09.000 Another thing about cystic fibrosis, it's really isolating because you get really protective of your child and other people who are sick.
00:39:17.000 I mean, I remember at first I used to come and be like, everybody's going to be all right at the studio, right?
00:39:20.000 Nobody's sick.
00:39:21.000 I mean, you know what I mean?
00:39:21.000 I trust you now.
00:39:22.000 I know it's like, if you were sick, you'd tell me.
00:39:26.000 But you still, you live that life, and after a while you get tired of asking your friends every five seconds, and so the invitations to hang out become a little less.
00:39:34.000 It's not an intentional thing.
00:39:36.000 It's this slow kind of isolation of yourself.
00:39:39.000 My friends didn't do it to me, I did it to myself.
00:39:41.000 And I'm coming out of that now, like I'm hanging out with a lot of my old friends and seeing things, which is great.
00:39:48.000 So like I was stuck in the studio was just me and like an engineer kid who I Had a guy that worked for me for many years who moved up north and then I I had this new guy who I who's good at his job But it was like I there was no but you're kind of your own boss, right?
00:40:02.000 So how do you decide when you're gonna go into the studio?
00:40:04.000 How do you decide when you're gonna write just well because I don't know how you think about life because we don't live by the paycheck rules, you know what I mean we So I'm thinking six months out I know I'm good probably right now.
00:40:17.000 I could sit on my ass for a year before cash ran out.
00:40:21.000 Right.
00:40:22.000 Let alone other stuff.
00:40:24.000 But I'm always thinking six months, alright?
00:40:26.000 If I'm creating something now that's going to generate...
00:40:30.000 You're writing your next stuff for whatever your next special is going to be.
00:40:34.000 What do you get out?
00:40:35.000 One of those?
00:40:35.000 Two of those a year?
00:40:36.000 Like a solid hour?
00:40:38.000 When I boil it down, after two years, it's like a real good hour and ten minutes, usually.
00:40:44.000 So that's what I'm saying.
00:40:44.000 So you're thinking on kind of that time level.
00:40:47.000 You're like, I'm working this out to get to this point.
00:40:49.000 That's what my schedule is now.
00:40:50.000 Every two years.
00:40:53.000 Anybody who follows my career, whether it was House of Pain or Everlast, it's like, I've never been this.
00:40:57.000 Like, some cats are like clockwork with their product.
00:41:00.000 Every year, every year and a half, there's an album.
00:41:02.000 Bang, boom, boom.
00:41:03.000 Me, I've had two-year intervals, three-year intervals, four-year intervals.
00:41:07.000 Never a one-year interval.
00:41:08.000 I'm never that guy.
00:41:09.000 I have to be inspired.
00:41:11.000 But I know if I'm not creating something at some time...
00:41:16.000 The show money, which is what I live off of now, basically, besides the mailbox stuff, gets smaller.
00:41:24.000 You don't even have to have a hit at my stage of career.
00:41:27.000 I don't need hits.
00:41:28.000 I just need new material.
00:41:30.000 I got something to promote that gives a promoter in Europe.
00:41:33.000 I do a lot of work in Europe.
00:41:34.000 I do more work in Europe than I do here.
00:41:36.000 Do you really?
00:41:36.000 Yeah, way more.
00:41:37.000 I'm about to be six weeks in Europe.
00:41:39.000 I got to leave literally the day after tomorrow.
00:41:44.000 That's a long time.
00:41:44.000 First I go to Napa, actually.
00:41:45.000 I got a festival in Napa, and then I come home for a day, and then I go to Europe for six weeks.
00:41:49.000 Napa's a trip.
00:41:51.000 I do well in pockets in the United States, and there's a lot of places, like the South, I think I would do great, but I've never gone.
00:41:58.000 Promoters don't know what it is.
00:41:59.000 I don't chase it.
00:42:01.000 I hope I'm not all over this.
00:42:04.000 I've never chased this.
00:42:06.000 I've never ran it down.
00:42:08.000 I'm where I am because I just looked at the signs on the road and said, oh, go that way.
00:42:12.000 And I go there.
00:42:13.000 I'm not the guy who thinks I'm the worst social media.
00:42:15.000 I got 40,000 fucking Instagram followers.
00:42:19.000 I've sold millions and millions of records.
00:42:21.000 I don't try.
00:42:22.000 I don't know what it is.
00:42:24.000 I get extreme amounts of joy.
00:42:27.000 I think we talked about this on the first podcast I ever did, that my music is more famous than my face.
00:42:33.000 Because I did say, I like to go to Ralph's and get at the Olive Bar and just fucking get olives and nobody knows who the fuck I am and Jump Around is actually playing in the supermarket or something.
00:42:41.000 It's fucking hilarious to me.
00:42:43.000 I love that.
00:42:43.000 I always said that Steve Miller was one of the greatest rock stars of all time because nobody knows what the fuck he looks like.
00:42:49.000 Take the money and run.
00:42:50.000 This is a story about Billy Joe and Bobby Sue.
00:42:53.000 What does that guy look like?
00:42:54.000 Any idea?
00:42:55.000 Because I'm a smoker.
00:42:56.000 Because I'm a joker.
00:42:57.000 Midnight cowboy?
00:42:58.000 I'm a midnight choker.
00:43:01.000 Yeah, the Joker.
00:43:04.000 Jungle Love, that was another great jam.
00:43:06.000 Damn, he had some great jams.
00:43:08.000 So I'm sitting in the studio, by myself, stuck.
00:43:14.000 A friend of mine asked me to do a feature on his rap record, which I really wasn't.
00:43:18.000 I don't do a lot of that anymore.
00:43:20.000 How long had it been since you'd done it?
00:43:22.000 Well, I mean, the first La Coca Nostra album, I was part of the whole album.
00:43:26.000 That was a few years back, right?
00:43:27.000 That was 08. 08. 08. And I've done a rap here, a rap there for friends.
00:43:32.000 So that's a long time to go between that and war porn.
00:43:35.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:43:35.000 Your new project, War Porn, when did you guys start that?
00:43:37.000 What happened, I'm getting to it, is this cat asked me to, I'll even shout him out, just do Ryu.
00:43:45.000 Plenty of shout-outs on this show.
00:43:46.000 Jamie, meet your record number?
00:43:48.000 Like the fighter from Street Fighter, you know what I mean?
00:43:50.000 Ryu, he has an album out.
00:43:52.000 And I did a song on there, and it came out amazing.
00:43:54.000 I was so, like...
00:43:57.000 In love with what I did, like, after all these years, like, wow, I busted a fucking really dope rhyme on that thing.
00:44:02.000 That him and I, I was like, yo, we should do a little mixtape thing just to help promote this, whatever, whatever.
00:44:08.000 Something happened.
00:44:09.000 He just couldn't be involved.
00:44:10.000 And then I immediately thought of my friend and partner now, this guy Sick Jackin from a group called Psycho Realm.
00:44:19.000 Two excellent names.
00:44:21.000 Sick Jackin and Psycho Realm.
00:44:23.000 He's going to come next time.
00:44:24.000 I called him today and I was like, yo, I tell you space if you want to come do this.
00:44:28.000 There he is, the bald guy right there.
00:44:30.000 And then Devine Styler did all the beats and he rhymes on the project.
00:44:34.000 But the way it came about was like when dude couldn't do it, Devine already was making the beats.
00:44:37.000 I called Sick Jack.
00:44:38.000 I was like, yo, I got this project.
00:44:40.000 He came, heard all the beats, and we literally made this record in like a week.
00:44:43.000 Wow.
00:44:47.000 Devon Styler, a short background, I would not be in this business.
00:44:50.000 I would not be making music if it wasn't for that man.
00:44:52.000 He's the first guy that ever told me I could rap.
00:44:54.000 I used to want to be a graffiti artist.
00:44:55.000 He was an amazing graffiti artist, and I was just following him around as a 16-year-old trying to learn styles and shit.
00:45:02.000 And I would bust raps because they were making music to make fun of shit, like your mom or this or that.
00:45:07.000 And they would always be like, yo, you could rap.
00:45:09.000 You should make a tape.
00:45:10.000 When you do graffiti art, does it get you high?
00:45:14.000 No, not really.
00:45:15.000 I mean, maybe after a while you might feel a little different, but you wear masks and shit.
00:45:20.000 Oh, do they wear masks?
00:45:21.000 Well, now they wear real ones.
00:45:22.000 We used to just tie bandanas.
00:45:24.000 Oh, okay.
00:45:24.000 Because I would imagine, if you're standing there, like some of those, I passed by some of those in downtown LA. If you were in a room like this and tried to paint that whole wall just with no ventilation, you probably would.
00:45:35.000 But this is mostly outdoor, on the wall, on the bus, on...
00:45:38.000 In L.A., the scene was, we had a yard.
00:45:42.000 Every crew, you'd have a yard somewhere, like in an industrial area between buildings where there's a brick wall and two buildings, and you'd just bomb them.
00:45:48.000 It would be called your yard.
00:45:49.000 Right.
00:45:50.000 You know what I mean?
00:45:50.000 This crew's yard or that crew's yard.
00:45:52.000 And you'd sneak into other crew's yards, and you'd bomb over their pieces.
00:45:55.000 And that's not good, right?
00:45:56.000 It's a game, almost.
00:45:58.000 It's a game?
00:45:59.000 Would they kick your ass?
00:46:00.000 Yes, if they caught you, for sure.
00:46:01.000 Well, that's not good.
00:46:02.000 Kick your ass and steal your paint.
00:46:03.000 Oh, no.
00:46:04.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:46:05.000 You know who David Cho is?
00:46:06.000 You know David?
00:46:07.000 I love David Cho, man.
00:46:09.000 David's got these crazy fucking videos he's putting up on Instagram now of him throwing paint all over the place.
00:46:14.000 The floor, yeah.
00:46:14.000 Paint fumes.
00:46:15.000 He's high on paint fumes.
00:46:16.000 Someone save him!
00:46:18.000 He's going crazy.
00:46:19.000 He's in some industrial building.
00:46:20.000 I love that dude.
00:46:22.000 Taking a trailer, running it around.
00:46:24.000 He's so far out there, there's no map.
00:46:27.000 No one's got a fucking map of David Choland.
00:46:32.000 He's got a cart, and he's just pouring paint on the ground.
00:46:36.000 He's a savage.
00:46:37.000 He's also super smart.
00:46:39.000 He's a great dude, too.
00:46:40.000 This is on purpose.
00:46:41.000 There's purpose to what he does, man.
00:46:43.000 I believe that.
00:46:44.000 No, David, he's a sweet, sweet guy.
00:46:46.000 I really like him as a person.
00:46:48.000 I love talking to him.
00:46:49.000 I don't know if he still does, but I did his podcast.
00:46:50.000 I think I did his podcast because he heard me on yours.
00:46:54.000 And he was like, come and please bring a guitar.
00:46:57.000 He does them now and banks them.
00:46:58.000 I take very...
00:47:00.000 Serious pride in the fact I'm the first guy to ever do music on this thing.
00:47:04.000 And I think, is Honey Honey the only guy, other people that have really done music?
00:47:07.000 Yeah, Gary brought his, Gary Clark Jr. brought his guitar, but never played anything.
00:47:11.000 Oh, I'm a huge fan, dude.
00:47:12.000 I love that guy.
00:47:12.000 He's the best.
00:47:13.000 He's such a nice guy, too, man.
00:47:15.000 Oh, man, I fucking love that dude's music, man.
00:47:17.000 I'm really a big fan of that dude.
00:47:19.000 I'm a big fan of him as a person and as a musician.
00:47:22.000 And I went to see Honey Honey played in downtown LA. They had like this midnight show on a Wednesday night.
00:47:28.000 And Gary Clark joined them on stage.
00:47:30.000 And Gary Clark Jr. and Honey Honey.
00:47:33.000 God damn, it was good.
00:47:34.000 And I was like, you know, 10 feet away and there was 100 people in the room.
00:47:40.000 And it was Gary Clark Jr. just jamming with Honey Honey.
00:47:44.000 He's one of the baddest motherfuckers on the guitar ever.
00:47:48.000 He is right now.
00:47:49.000 Beautiful sound.
00:47:50.000 Like, he's got such a distinct...
00:47:52.000 Oh, here it is.
00:47:52.000 Jamie's got it on...
00:47:53.000 I put it on my Instagram.
00:47:56.000 I think I remember this.
00:47:59.000 Like, you hear this and you know it's him.
00:48:41.000 Is there a bass player or am I just not singing him?
00:48:44.000 Well, the bass player is the dude in front of us.
00:48:47.000 That's Ben.
00:48:48.000 He's just playing another rhythm guitar.
00:48:49.000 Is he playing another guitar?
00:48:50.000 Yeah.
00:48:51.000 Oh.
00:48:51.000 Yeah, that's a guitar.
00:48:52.000 It's not a bass.
00:48:53.000 He didn't pick up a bass?
00:48:54.000 Uh-oh.
00:48:55.000 Well, somebody's putting down some nice low end.
00:48:57.000 That's probably Gary.
00:48:59.000 Somebody has an EQ. It sounded good.
00:49:01.000 That's all I was making a point of.
00:49:02.000 Yeah, man.
00:49:03.000 Goddamn, dude.
00:49:03.000 I don't have a bass player.
00:49:04.000 My keyboard player, Brian, who comes through here, he's got the meanest fucking left hand on the keys.
00:49:08.000 He plays all his keys at the right and the bass is left.
00:49:11.000 Oh, wow.
00:49:11.000 That's amazing.
00:49:12.000 We're a trio now.
00:49:13.000 When I do my band stuff, it's just me and two other guys.
00:49:15.000 Drummer and him.
00:49:16.000 That's amazing.
00:49:17.000 And we sound like six guys.
00:49:18.000 It's crazy.
00:49:19.000 Gary Clark's got his own sound.
00:49:20.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:49:21.000 Like, you hear his sound.
00:49:22.000 Like, Stevie Ray Vaughan is a perfect example of that.
00:49:25.000 Like, I hear some Stevie Ray Vaughan, and I'll hear, like, one or two bars, and I'll go, that's Stevie Ray Vaughan.
00:49:30.000 He's got that sound.
00:49:31.000 You know, there's, like, a certain slide.
00:49:34.000 Billy Gibbons.
00:49:34.000 Yeah.
00:49:35.000 Billy Gibbons.
00:49:35.000 Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:49:36.000 He came in and played on an album of mine on a couple of songs, Love War and the Ghost of Whitey Ford, and he came in with this little crate...
00:49:45.000 Amp head, which Crate is not a fancy company.
00:49:47.000 It's like a cheaper, not cheaper, I won't insult them, but like it wasn't like super hot.
00:49:52.000 It was like some regular fucking head and this one pedal and the sound.
00:49:56.000 I was like, how the fuck did you get?
00:49:58.000 And it's just something.
00:49:59.000 Some guys have a magic, man.
00:50:01.000 Some guys have a magic about the sound.
00:50:03.000 Me, I play acoustic.
00:50:04.000 That's what I'm best at.
00:50:06.000 I know how to make that sound good.
00:50:08.000 I have electric guitars, but I could have that same fucking guitar as Gary Clark Jr. right there, and the same equipment, and set it the same way.
00:50:17.000 And it probably won't sound the same.
00:50:20.000 It'll sound in the neighborhood, but I'm saying there's something.
00:50:22.000 There's some people that just got an inherent magic about feel on an instrument.
00:50:28.000 You know what I mean?
00:50:29.000 It's crazy.
00:50:30.000 Well, that's what's amazing about someone who can play an instrument like that, is that they're making some sound that it syncs up with our brain so well.
00:50:39.000 It syncs up with our hearing so well that it just gives you pleasure.
00:50:44.000 And by the way, folks, that's with an iPhone...
00:50:47.000 Can't microphone in camera.
00:50:49.000 I mean that is a terrible recording device as far as like getting good audio quality So when you they're getting really fucking good There's more computing power than there was it when they supposedly sent people to the moon You know I mean to the moon Alice supposedly do you think they sent people on the moon?
00:51:06.000 You know what?
00:51:07.000 That's one of them things.
00:51:08.000 How do you know the fucking truth?
00:51:09.000 But I'll tell you one fucking thing for sure.
00:51:11.000 The earth is not flat.
00:51:12.000 Fuck you.
00:51:13.000 See, that's where it gets tricky, right?
00:51:16.000 How do we know?
00:51:18.000 Dude, look at the moon!
00:51:19.000 These scientists could all be intrudes.
00:51:21.000 Look at the moon.
00:51:21.000 Look at the moon.
00:51:21.000 That's brown, but wouldn't be interesting if we were the only one that wasn't, and that was the argument.
00:51:26.000 That was why everybody was trying to, hey, I'm just trying to see both sides.
00:51:30.000 I'm just asking questions over there.
00:51:32.000 I'm cool with it.
00:51:32.000 It makes for fun arguments.
00:51:34.000 The moon landing is my favorite.
00:51:36.000 At the end of the day, moon landing is suspect to me.
00:51:39.000 Let me say that.
00:51:39.000 There's a lot of things I see on TV that are suspect.
00:51:42.000 Hey, I saw a movie maybe 15 years ago called Wag the Dog that fucked everything up for me.
00:51:47.000 When I see the news, I see Wag the Dog all day long.
00:51:51.000 That was a great movie.
00:51:52.000 Yeah.
00:51:52.000 And then, do you remember when the CIA, it came out that the CIA had paid half a million dollars?
00:51:58.000 To make the fucking ISIS videos.
00:52:00.000 Wait, was it, how much was it?
00:52:02.000 Was it half a million dollars?
00:52:03.000 Five hundred thousand dollars?
00:52:05.000 Yeah.
00:52:05.000 To make, might have been more than that.
00:52:07.000 Am I like way selling it short?
00:52:09.000 Was it like five hundred million dollars?
00:52:11.000 No, I think it was half a million.
00:52:12.000 How much was it?
00:52:12.000 I think it was half a million to make videos.
00:52:14.000 But still, like to make homemade looking videos, it was like half a million dollars.
00:52:17.000 That's a lot of money.
00:52:18.000 I think it was more than that.
00:52:20.000 540 million.
00:52:20.000 Maybe it was 5 million.
00:52:21.000 540 million.
00:52:22.000 Half a billion, yeah.
00:52:23.000 Half a billion, yeah.
00:52:23.000 Oh, fucking...
00:52:24.000 Okay, thank you.
00:52:25.000 Yeah, when I said 500,000, I was like, no.
00:52:28.000 That sounds cheap.
00:52:29.000 Yeah, half a billion.
00:52:30.000 Half a billion.
00:52:31.000 Yeah.
00:52:31.000 And so what they...
00:52:34.000 First of all, stop and think about how many X-Men movies you can make for half a billion.
00:52:39.000 I mean, what kind of a shit return on your investment is it making fake Al-Qaeda videos?
00:52:44.000 Know what that is?
00:52:45.000 Know what that is right there?
00:52:46.000 That's two motherfuckers.
00:52:47.000 The guy who owns that firm is the buddy of somebody else.
00:52:50.000 That's the thing I was talking about earlier where they figure out how to get the fucking money anyways.
00:52:55.000 That's it.
00:52:55.000 That's it.
00:52:56.000 That's the kind of shit I'm talking about.
00:52:57.000 Well, that is about as clear as an example as you can get, where it's $540 billion.
00:53:01.000 That's as clear as back when, remember, what, was it 20 years ago when they came up with the whole thing where, like, the Pentagon was paying, like, $1,000 a hammer, and, like, toilet seats were, like, $7,000.
00:53:10.000 You know, it was like anything.
00:53:10.000 Right, I remember that.
00:53:12.000 $540 million is a crazy number, too.
00:53:15.000 That's like, wait, what the fuck?
00:53:18.000 Jesus.
00:53:19.000 What are we talking about?
00:53:19.000 That's a lot of money, man.
00:53:21.000 Oh, war porn.
00:53:22.000 Hammers, war porn.
00:53:23.000 So like I said, Devine, he's my mentor.
00:53:26.000 He's like, back in the day before, it used to be if you were the son of somebody, that was like your mentor.
00:53:33.000 Now it's kind of almost like they treat it like an insult.
00:53:37.000 I'm the son of Devine Styler in this game.
00:53:39.000 That's how I look at it.
00:53:40.000 I learned style from him.
00:53:41.000 I learned how to rap from him.
00:53:43.000 He encouraged me to do it at first.
00:53:45.000 And then I went on my own journey.
00:53:47.000 So coming back to do this project with him was fun.
00:53:49.000 This was strictly just, in my mind, an art project.
00:53:52.000 Literally, we're going to give this away.
00:53:54.000 We're just going to make a few CDs and make some fun art to surround it.
00:53:59.000 And we'll call it a day.
00:54:01.000 And then it came out amazing.
00:54:03.000 And I'm not selling myself short.
00:54:05.000 This shit is fucking banging hip-hop.
00:54:07.000 And it's free.
00:54:08.000 And you can get it at warpornindustries.com and click on the mixtape and download it.
00:54:13.000 It's free.
00:54:14.000 Well, I've been enjoying the videos, man.
00:54:15.000 Let's play a video while we're here, man.
00:54:17.000 We're going to play a video.
00:54:18.000 It looks like you're having a good time, too.
00:54:20.000 It's been the most fun I've had in forever.
00:54:22.000 Like I said, I was stuck in this rut, and then these guys came into my studio and brought it alive again.
00:54:29.000 And I realized it's communal, what I do.
00:54:33.000 Even when I'm trying to just express my own thought and idea.
00:54:39.000 It's communal.
00:54:40.000 You need some people around you.
00:54:43.000 I'm sure guys like Joey Diaz are this for you.
00:54:46.000 When you have an idea for a routine or a joke, you'll be like, what do you think?
00:54:51.000 Should I pursue that?
00:54:52.000 There's a guy that you'll turn to and he'll be like, fuck yeah.
00:54:55.000 That's the move, or fuck no, don't do that.
00:54:57.000 It's better when there's a lot of you.
00:54:58.000 You feed off each other, you have fun.
00:55:00.000 And you also, like, it's very important to be happy for other people.
00:55:05.000 Like, seeing other people kick ass should make you feel better.
00:55:10.000 Like, and being around bad motherfuckers makes you better.
00:55:12.000 We express it like this in the studio when the three of us are, by the way, the official name of the group is War Porn Industries.
00:55:18.000 Warporn is the first record.
00:55:19.000 Why warporn?
00:55:20.000 What does that mean, man?
00:55:21.000 Because it's fucking...
00:55:22.000 Because exactly.
00:55:23.000 What does it mean, man?
00:55:24.000 Because exactly.
00:55:24.000 Because everything's warporn.
00:55:26.000 Turn on your TV. It's warporn.
00:55:28.000 I'm reading this script.
00:55:29.000 I'm even more confused with this script.
00:55:31.000 No, it's the same thing.
00:55:32.000 We just separated it and made an arc out of it.
00:55:33.000 It's too confusing.
00:55:34.000 Well, good.
00:55:36.000 The logo is badass, though.
00:55:38.000 Listen, I'm an old man.
00:55:39.000 Tristan Eaton.
00:55:40.000 Let's shout out Tristan Eaton right here.
00:55:41.000 The logo's dope.
00:55:42.000 But that is just gonna reaffirm ideas of devil worship and pornography.
00:55:47.000 You people are, you're monsters.
00:55:49.000 You're what's wrong.
00:55:51.000 I intend to scare you.
00:55:52.000 That is about as dope and manly an image as you can get.
00:55:55.000 There's a skull where the pussy should be.
00:55:57.000 There's thighs staring back at you on the legs.
00:56:00.000 It's a death's head moth is the overall concept.
00:56:03.000 Right.
00:56:03.000 And there's fishnet stockings involved with guns.
00:56:06.000 That's the spine of the wings.
00:56:07.000 Shamrock.
00:56:07.000 Yo, Tristan Eaton, he's a fucking badass, dude.
00:56:09.000 It's dope as fuck.
00:56:10.000 Gatling guns.
00:56:11.000 I would wear that.
00:56:12.000 I would consider getting that tattooed.
00:56:13.000 Shamrocks.
00:56:14.000 I'll tattoo that somewhere, like my calf.
00:56:16.000 It might be my back piece.
00:56:18.000 It might be right there.
00:56:19.000 Dude, that's a good back piece.
00:56:20.000 That's a strong back piece.
00:56:22.000 No bullshit, but straighten out the words.
00:56:24.000 I'm just kidding.
00:56:26.000 Keep it as is.
00:56:28.000 It's your lingo.
00:56:29.000 Imagine going to Japanese people and going, hey man, your language is fucking too weird.
00:56:33.000 English.
00:56:34.000 Can you use English?
00:56:35.000 Use ours.
00:56:36.000 It's better.
00:56:37.000 So we got a few videos.
00:56:39.000 What you got up right now?
00:56:40.000 You got anything close to up?
00:56:41.000 Which one is this one?
00:56:42.000 We got three videos.
00:56:44.000 Let's crank this one.
00:56:45.000 The first one was called World's End.
00:56:47.000 Do we want to go in chronological order?
00:56:48.000 I'll go with that one.
00:56:49.000 We should, if it's a piece.
00:56:52.000 Sort of.
00:56:54.000 Here we go.
00:57:07.000 Shout out to Chad Marshall, Von Pohl, shot the videos.
00:57:12.000 Shout out to Grandpa from the Great Beyond.
00:57:14.000 I hope you're looking down, having a good time up there in heaven with cheeses.
00:57:22.000 There's an abandoned missile silo, apparently, at the top of DeSoto in the valley.
00:57:28.000 Really?
00:57:28.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:57:36.000 Yeah.
00:57:37.000 Divine put the needle on plates and rock vinyl.
00:57:40.000 Dusty finger diggin' the crates and puff rhino.
00:57:43.000 Whiskey breath tatted on flesh to rough wino.
00:57:45.000 War porn outta your deck, it's all lino.
00:57:48.000 We shit on your idol, crosshands, finish your vitals.
00:57:51.000 Eliminate all rivals, homie, this is survival.
00:57:53.000 Crime, wave, title, dictate, poem, recital.
00:57:56.000 Sick, psycho, homicidal, music, my title.
00:57:59.000 From that downtown abacalus, rockin' this with cartridges.
00:58:01.000 We're good to go.
00:58:09.000 We're good to go.
00:58:18.000 We're good to go.
00:58:27.000 Sick Jack is one of the most slept on underrated MCs ever.
00:58:31.000 Technical weaponry, rhyme style heavenly, learn my pedigree, burn my effigy, spit my therapy, smoke my remedy, passive aggressively, choke my enemy, invoke my reverie, provoke my devilry, bucket list trilogy, war upon industry,
00:58:47.000 terminate assassinate with extreme bigotry, heavyweight armor plate, subatomic energy, Necronomicon, triple hexagon, one level Woo!
00:59:15.000 I'm pouring in streets in the building baby!
00:59:19.000 It's that old man rap!
00:59:21.000 Dude!
00:59:22.000 I like it!
00:59:25.000 Guard, hammer, merciless.
00:59:27.000 Sonic, rock, turbulence.
00:59:28.000 Armors on gun, metal, matte black surfaces.
00:59:31.000 Squad with the virtuous.
00:59:32.000 Charge for the murderous.
00:59:33.000 Bars for the dark hearts lost in the urban grip.
00:59:36.000 Torn from the flame of the jinty, you knowledge this.
00:59:39.000 Profile of the new world is ominous.
00:59:41.000 Broken equilibrium, Americana promises.
00:59:44.000 War pawn, risen from the ass of the bottomless.
00:59:47.000 And watch, dystopian.
00:59:48.000 Drop from the fallopian.
00:59:50.000 Admire for the entire empire.
00:59:52.000 Draconian!
00:59:52.000 This shit is Nickelodeon anime pandemonium.
00:59:55.000 Quickening of arbitrary death of associates.
00:59:58.000 This is war porn banging at colloquium.
01:00:01.000 Get your door blown off the hinge and prove to him.
01:00:03.000 Blow my brains out remotely from the podium.
01:00:06.000 Great cerebellum decorations of the holiest.
01:00:09.000 Seven levels of heaven are ceremonious.
01:00:11.000 Nine levels of hell are for the lowliest.
01:00:14.000 Fabricated modified mass hypnosis.
01:00:16.000 Floating hallucinations while I'm sitting in a lotus.
01:00:32.000 Yeah man, we've had a blast, man.
01:00:35.000 We're gonna make many more records.
01:00:37.000 Like, I'm back in the rap game now, dawg, for a minute.
01:00:38.000 Dude, it's cool seeing and hearing you rap again.
01:00:41.000 It's fun.
01:00:41.000 It's exciting.
01:00:42.000 It's fun.
01:00:42.000 I really enjoyed your transition into, like, more acoustic stuff.
01:00:47.000 I'm still doing that, too.
01:00:48.000 Yeah.
01:00:48.000 This is fun.
01:00:50.000 Like, this is unadulterated for me.
01:00:53.000 Like, you were talking about you need cats to push you.
01:00:56.000 Our goal in the studio is, like, when Sig Jack comes off the mic from saying a verse, he wants me to look at him and be like, fuck you.
01:01:04.000 So you compete against each other.
01:01:06.000 Oh, fuck!
01:01:07.000 Dude, your lyrics are outstanding.
01:01:08.000 Your lyrics are sharp.
01:01:10.000 Both those dudes that are on either side of me in this are retarded with it, man.
01:01:14.000 If you really sit back and analyze.
01:01:16.000 Divine Styler, like, speaks in tongues, man.
01:01:18.000 I don't know.
01:01:18.000 That dude's on some super scientific.
01:01:20.000 And Sick Jack...
01:01:22.000 On some street-level hood shit, but the way he puts it together is so crazy.
01:01:27.000 It's almost like we're a representation of like almost like physical like Mental and spiritual like mine's more mental like you guys are like see no here evil here.
01:01:38.000 No almost It's a weird car together and when we get together all three of us will tell you it's it's The energy that we create with each other, we don't find it anywhere else.
01:01:50.000 We're addicted to this right now.
01:01:52.000 That's why I'm telling you, there's going to be way more.
01:01:53.000 We're already working on the next one.
01:01:54.000 Well, I think that can't be overlooked, man, because I think that you get a lot out of the people that you're around all the time.
01:02:01.000 And I think you're a different person when you're around different people.
01:02:04.000 Absolutely.
01:02:05.000 I'm sure you experience that, right?
01:02:06.000 Absolutely.
01:02:07.000 And I think that being around a bunch of bad motherfuckers on a regular basis like you are in war porn like everything is probably like everybody's sharp and everybody's not everybody is also aware of the full body of work You're all real hip-hop fans.
01:02:20.000 So you're aware of like Nas's best shit.
01:02:22.000 Oh, yeah, and Jay-Z's best shit and the bar gets so high and so sharp the edge gets It's sharp.
01:02:28.000 So that riff right there, that's one of my all-time favorites that I've heard in the last couple of years.
01:02:34.000 Thank you, man.
01:02:35.000 That's great shit.
01:02:35.000 I honestly feel like, in my opinion, and I come from a certain era, I give that to people.
01:02:40.000 There's a new era of kids, and I don't shit on them or hate them.
01:02:43.000 They have this whole thing hating on these kids, calling it mumble rap.
01:02:47.000 And I don't really got a problem with it.
01:02:49.000 You know what I mean?
01:02:50.000 My only problem is like, hey, there's certain cats that are kind of disrespecting the past.
01:02:55.000 And it's like, hey, be you.
01:02:56.000 Be new.
01:02:57.000 Be different.
01:02:57.000 That's cool.
01:02:58.000 Be what you want to be.
01:02:59.000 But don't fucking shit on cats like Biggie.
01:03:01.000 And I'm not even going to call out names and all this.
01:03:02.000 Right.
01:03:03.000 But anybody who's listening to me and is really hip to the game knows there's these youngsters that are kind of almost trying to make noise by disrespecting.
01:03:11.000 And it's like, listen, the path that was walked before you is the only reason you can fucking wear that fucking cheesy fucking shit jewelry you get and fucking act so ignorant.
01:03:20.000 You know what I mean?
01:03:20.000 And go to the Met Ball and Gala and all this when you ain't nobody.
01:03:23.000 And next year you're not going to be anybody at the Met Gala.
01:03:26.000 You know what I mean?
01:03:27.000 You're just this year's fucking novelty.
01:03:30.000 I don't know.
01:03:31.000 I know your business that much, but I understand what you're saying.
01:03:32.000 No, I'm just talking about the music game in general.
01:03:34.000 The music game in general.
01:03:35.000 The older dudes have been around.
01:03:37.000 There's a lot of youngsters that are like...
01:03:39.000 Don't know the history.
01:03:40.000 And I don't say you need to know Biggie's every album, but don't fucking come out and shit on Biggie.
01:03:44.000 Oh, you can't.
01:03:44.000 You can't shit on Biggie.
01:03:44.000 Don't come out and shit on Pac.
01:03:46.000 Don't come out and act like they didn't exist or you don't know anything about them.
01:03:49.000 That's unfortunate.
01:03:50.000 And they're few and far between, but they've made big headlines.
01:03:53.000 And that's why there seems to be this disrespectful hate for the young.
01:03:58.000 Right.
01:03:58.000 I don't got that, because, listen, I always said, like, I just don't ever want to sound like that old fucking bitter dude.
01:04:05.000 Right.
01:04:05.000 I'll tell you, I don't like that.
01:04:07.000 I'm not a fan of that song or that guy.
01:04:09.000 But go do with you.
01:04:11.000 I might be old.
01:04:12.000 Maybe I don't get what you're doing.
01:04:13.000 You know, as I've gotten older, I give less of a fuck about what other people enjoy.
01:04:18.000 And when I was younger, I had to, for some reason, I felt like I had to argue what I enjoy versus what you enjoy.
01:04:25.000 And that doesn't make any sense to me anymore.
01:04:27.000 We're all so fucking different.
01:04:29.000 The idea, like, you meet people and personalities vary so much.
01:04:33.000 In other words, let me qualify what I was just talking about, actually.
01:04:36.000 Because really what I was talking about wasn't young people, if I want to be perfectly clear.
01:04:40.000 What I was talking about was people my age that I hear throwing a lot of hate and a lot of just like, oh, that ain't rap or that ain't hip-hop or anything.
01:04:50.000 Maybe not to you, but you really just sound old and bitter.
01:04:54.000 You know what I mean?
01:04:55.000 Let them kids get theirs.
01:04:56.000 You know what I mean?
01:04:56.000 I made the record I wanted to make.
01:04:58.000 I didn't try to make a record that Designer or Future or any of these cats that are doing it now would make because that would look stupid.
01:05:05.000 I would look like a thirsty idiot because that's not what I'd do.
01:05:10.000 That is what they do.
01:05:11.000 So the shit on it is shitting on them.
01:05:14.000 And I don't know them.
01:05:15.000 I don't know anything.
01:05:15.000 And honestly, I've heard future records and I've heard designer records and they're not the worst things I've ever heard.
01:05:19.000 I'm just not a fan.
01:05:21.000 That's not my thing.
01:05:23.000 It's not garbage.
01:05:24.000 And I don't like when I hear people just calling shit out for garbage that isn't garbage.
01:05:29.000 If it's garbage, call it garbage.
01:05:30.000 Like Mr. Brainwash or something like that.
01:05:32.000 That's garbage.
01:05:33.000 You know what I mean?
01:05:36.000 You don't even know who I'm talking about.
01:05:37.000 I don't know any of these people, but I do know what you're talking about.
01:05:41.000 You know, here's the beautiful thing.
01:05:42.000 I had to throw shade.
01:05:43.000 That wasn't even cool, but I meant it.
01:05:46.000 No, it's not at all.
01:05:47.000 I would tell you.
01:05:48.000 I don't know what the fuck's going on in the rap world, but what I do know is if that's what's happening.
01:05:51.000 It wasn't rap.
01:05:52.000 I wasn't even talking about rap.
01:05:53.000 He knows.
01:05:53.000 He's laughing.
01:05:54.000 Tell me what you're talking about.
01:05:55.000 He's an artist.
01:05:55.000 He's a painter, like, fake fucking street artist who, like, stole everything he Who's that?
01:06:00.000 Did you see the Banksy movie?
01:06:02.000 The guy that faked it till he made it.
01:06:05.000 That's who I'm talking about.
01:06:06.000 He's garbage, dude.
01:06:08.000 That's garbage.
01:06:10.000 You have the right to be offended.
01:06:12.000 You know what?
01:06:13.000 For you, it's the equivalent of Carlos Mencia.
01:06:17.000 That's Mr. Brainwash.
01:06:20.000 That's a perfectly legitimate Correlation?
01:06:24.000 Is that the right word?
01:06:26.000 Correlation?
01:06:27.000 Correlation.
01:06:27.000 Thank you.
01:06:28.000 I said correlation.
01:06:29.000 I know what you're saying.
01:06:31.000 I know what you're saying.
01:06:32.000 I'm talking...
01:06:32.000 How many...
01:06:33.000 I'm two glasses deep into...
01:06:35.000 Whiskey.
01:06:36.000 Jack Daniels' single barrel rye.
01:06:38.000 It's the real shit.
01:06:39.000 You owe me a case now, Jack Daniels.
01:06:40.000 America.
01:06:40.000 Lynchburg, Tennessee.
01:06:42.000 Send that shit right to the crib, all right?
01:06:44.000 This is where we got this.
01:06:46.000 Me and y'all can't drink it there.
01:06:47.000 I see the commercial.
01:06:48.000 Y'all can't drink it there.
01:06:49.000 Send an extra case this way to the Joe Rogan experience.
01:06:52.000 Isn't it amazing that we're interested in stuff that sits in barrels that have been fire-brewed?
01:06:58.000 They take fire, they burn the inside of the barrels, right?
01:07:01.000 Isn't that part of the process of making this stuff?
01:07:03.000 A lot of the new shit, too, is the darker versions is like some people actually get the whiskey that's soaked into the wood and somehow get that out.
01:07:11.000 And that's where you get these dark versions of like Jameson Caskmates and other stuff like that.
01:07:18.000 And then there's a new...
01:07:20.000 I don't know how new it is.
01:07:22.000 I'm talking out of my ass a little bit because I've had a few.
01:07:25.000 But where they buy old ale, like Guinness or beer ones, and then put whiskey in those.
01:07:30.000 Really?
01:07:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:07:32.000 Where they kind of cross.
01:07:34.000 Jesus, they're crazy, these kids today.
01:07:36.000 I just love the fact that that's how you make this.
01:07:39.000 I'm not selling this, but when you talk about a whiskey...
01:07:43.000 I'm a JMO guy, but this is nice.
01:07:46.000 This is nice.
01:07:47.000 Look, it's an acquired...
01:07:50.000 Sick Jack is a Gentleman Jack guy.
01:07:52.000 He loves the Gentleman Jack, so I'm hit.
01:07:55.000 Kool-Aid tastes good.
01:07:57.000 This is an exotic mouth experience.
01:08:00.000 Okay.
01:08:01.000 It's like there's something going on.
01:08:02.000 Have you ever gotten to a tasting, like a scotch tasting or something like that?
01:08:05.000 No, because I'm a grown man who has other things to do.
01:08:07.000 Go to a scotch tasting.
01:08:09.000 Get the fuck out of here.
01:08:10.000 It all tastes like fucking turpentine.
01:08:17.000 Some of it tastes okay.
01:08:19.000 It's not Kool-Aid, right?
01:08:20.000 It's not Gatorade.
01:08:21.000 I only like a couple.
01:08:23.000 There's a lot of them I don't like.
01:08:24.000 I don't like to admit it, but I like a cold Coke 1. You know one of those?
01:08:30.000 Coke Zero?
01:08:30.000 Is that what it is?
01:08:32.000 I call it Coke 1!
01:08:35.000 But sometimes that is what I want.
01:08:38.000 That tastes good.
01:08:39.000 If that could get you drunk...
01:08:41.000 Oh, here's a funny story.
01:08:43.000 So, my wife gives me a present the other day.
01:08:45.000 And it's like this keychain with this elongated, like, metal tube-looking thing on it.
01:08:51.000 And I open it up, and it's just empty.
01:08:52.000 And she's like, ah, I just thought, you know, if you smoked a joint, you could put it in there, and it wouldn't stink up your car.
01:08:57.000 And it was a smart idea, trust me.
01:08:59.000 But I'm looking at it, and I'm looking at it, and I'm like, babe, um...
01:09:03.000 I think this is a coke vial, actually.
01:09:05.000 I think that's really the intention for this.
01:09:07.000 She was like, you know what, it's funny, because there were smaller ones, too.
01:09:10.000 And I thought, that's really small.
01:09:12.000 I wonder what that could be for.
01:09:13.000 Now it totally makes sense.
01:09:14.000 So I got this bullet-looking thing.
01:09:16.000 I put joints in it, but it's like, it's a coke vial, dude.
01:09:20.000 Can you imagine what would have happened if they made coke legal, like, a long time ago?
01:09:25.000 Like, how much would culture change if coke was like beer?
01:09:32.000 I mean, you could drink yourself to death.
01:09:34.000 We all know someone who's drank themselves to death.
01:09:37.000 I think our obesity problem would probably be...
01:09:40.000 To be kicked.
01:09:44.000 I'd probably be the weight I wanted to be.
01:09:47.000 I might be closer to the weight I really truly want to be.
01:09:51.000 I have a theory and my theory is that much like How will you take sugar out of things and then just have like processed sugar and you eat it?
01:10:00.000 It's terrible for your body because it doesn't have all the natural fibers It's very dangerous like you're like you get fat It's not dangerous.
01:10:08.000 I'm not saying it's like nuclear power.
01:10:10.000 But my theory is that I bet those coca leaves are exactly the same way.
01:10:15.000 I bet if you just chew those coca leaves like those people do up in the mountains, I think it's great for you.
01:10:19.000 I think it's just like eating fruit is really good for you right now.
01:10:22.000 If you have a bowl of fresh blueberries, just because it has some sugar in it, that's really good for you.
01:10:27.000 Rich in antioxidants, rich in vitamins.
01:10:30.000 Strawberries.
01:10:31.000 Delicious.
01:10:31.000 Good for you.
01:10:32.000 Not bad for you.
01:10:33.000 Good for you.
01:10:34.000 But like spoons of sugar, inarguably not good for you, right?
01:10:37.000 I mean, not the worst thing.
01:10:39.000 You'll figure it out.
01:10:40.000 What you're talking about right there is something processed versus something that's natural.
01:10:43.000 Yeah, it's exactly the same thing.
01:10:45.000 I would actually, with all my heart issues, I got a heart valve.
01:10:49.000 If you sat two plates on them and a plate of Coke and you said you had to do one of these and here's some Coke leaves, I'd be like, oh, fuck, I'll chew those Coke leaves all day.
01:10:54.000 I want to experience that, man.
01:10:56.000 I want to know what that's like because they...
01:10:58.000 Things I've read about are like pets that work in those, because that's a mountainous area.
01:11:02.000 They like chew on them all day and work and do shit.
01:11:04.000 It's like coffee to them in a weird way.
01:11:06.000 You know, maybe a little, you know...
01:11:08.000 I don't think it's stronger than coffee, man.
01:11:10.000 I don't think it is.
01:11:11.000 I think from everybody that describes it, they describe it as like just a mild stimulant, and it makes you feel good.
01:11:17.000 And it also has like, what do they call, flavonoids?
01:11:19.000 Because you're also chewing on it.
01:11:21.000 It's getting your saliva.
01:11:22.000 It's dissolving.
01:11:23.000 You're processing it through a digestive system instead of just banging it straight to your brain in a powder form.
01:11:28.000 You know what I mean?
01:11:29.000 I think it's probably, I mean, obviously I'm speaking way out of line here.
01:11:32.000 I don't know anything about science.
01:11:34.000 Does it take to make a line?
01:11:36.000 That's another thing you don't know.
01:11:38.000 That line might be 400 coca leaves.
01:11:40.000 How many strawberries does it take to make a tablespoon of sugar?
01:11:45.000 Exactly.
01:11:46.000 That's a good analogy.
01:11:47.000 Interesting.
01:11:49.000 This whiskey's really nice.
01:11:51.000 This is good shit.
01:11:51.000 I'm feeling good.
01:11:52.000 Goddamn, this California marijuana is also very effective.
01:11:55.000 Yeah, I can't complain, man.
01:11:56.000 I can't complain.
01:11:57.000 But there's another thing right there.
01:11:57.000 When your video started playing, we sparked up again.
01:11:59.000 There's the whole thing right there of this whole new, hey, I've smoked my fair share of some dabs and whatnot here.
01:12:05.000 But now we're talking about, if we're going to keep it 100% honest, We've always kind of sat around, smoked joints, and be like, we don't really do drugs.
01:12:14.000 You know what dabs are, man?
01:12:15.000 If you do dabs, you do drugs.
01:12:18.000 That's a drug.
01:12:19.000 That's weed being processed into an actual more potent, more compact drug.
01:12:25.000 Form.
01:12:26.000 Form.
01:12:27.000 To smoke.
01:12:27.000 It's drugs.
01:12:28.000 It's the meth of weed.
01:12:30.000 Dabs are like face tattoos.
01:12:31.000 They're like, you went too far, fucker.
01:12:33.000 Just slow down.
01:12:34.000 Settle down.
01:12:35.000 Okay?
01:12:36.000 Don't turn your nose into a pool nose.
01:12:38.000 I've had my fair share of dabs, and I would partake under the right circumstances.
01:12:43.000 Boom bap.
01:12:44.000 I'll have a little dab.
01:12:45.000 But what I'm saying is like- It's too much.
01:12:47.000 I'm not interested.
01:12:48.000 Good for you.
01:12:49.000 I'm over here.
01:12:49.000 I'm okay.
01:12:49.000 I'm fine.
01:12:49.000 You're smoking pens, though.
01:12:51.000 You're smoking pens, though, as dabs.
01:12:53.000 I actually don't smoke too many different ones, but I have some that are organic that I really like.
01:12:59.000 It's still a dab.
01:12:59.000 No, it's oil.
01:13:00.000 It's oil.
01:13:01.000 Same fucking difference, man.
01:13:02.000 It's THC oil.
01:13:02.000 You guys are smoking wax.
01:13:04.000 And you gotta smoke with people who are interested in soldering irons and fucking vacuums.
01:13:09.000 I'm more interested.
01:13:10.000 I'm personally a little bit more into what they call the solventless, like ice hash and shit like that, like a little bit different.
01:13:16.000 I mean, BHO scares me a little bit sometimes, I won't lie.
01:13:18.000 But there's a thing, there's a trigger that hits me when someone says, you want to do dabs, like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, because you're one of those people that does dabs.
01:13:26.000 Like, I'm not...
01:13:30.000 You're the dude who calls in sick to the country club because you're too fucking high to drive, all right?
01:13:36.000 No, no, we're not doing dabs together, man.
01:13:38.000 Get your shit together.
01:13:39.000 You don't have to get that high.
01:13:40.000 Don't come by the studio with that joke because you're doing a dab now if you come by my studio.
01:13:44.000 I'm going to make you do at least one dab.
01:13:45.000 Do you want to drink glasses of wine?
01:13:48.000 Or do you want to drink glasses of whiskey?
01:13:50.000 Well, you can drink glasses of wine and enjoy it.
01:13:52.000 If you drink glasses of whiskey, you'll be fucking dead.
01:13:55.000 Okay?
01:13:56.000 That's like dabs.
01:13:57.000 You went too far into the dark land, son.
01:14:01.000 You met the Shire.
01:14:03.000 You're wrong.
01:14:03.000 You know how much weed you smoke?
01:14:04.000 The orcs!
01:14:05.000 You're wrong about that.
01:14:06.000 Some people, you're right about it.
01:14:08.000 You're right about it.
01:14:08.000 Like, the average Joe cat, like, that doesn't know much, doing a dab is right.
01:14:12.000 You know how much weed you smoke?
01:14:14.000 I don't get that fucked up from a dab, because, you know, I've smoked a lot of weed for 20 fucking years.
01:14:18.000 Interesting.
01:14:19.000 You know what I mean?
01:14:20.000 But what it will do if you smoke, what I don't want to do about that shit, from what I understand, is why I don't do a ton of it.
01:14:26.000 It's because you'll stop getting high from actual weed if you do too much of that shit.
01:14:31.000 Maybe that'll be good.
01:14:32.000 Maybe that's what's the best way to be is get high so often that you can be high and not even feel like you're high.
01:14:40.000 Like maybe that's the best place to be.
01:14:42.000 I smoke weed to get high though.
01:14:44.000 I want to know that I'm high.
01:14:47.000 No, no, no, no.
01:14:48.000 It's like letting go.
01:14:49.000 I don't want to get well.
01:14:50.000 Now you're talking about being a junkie.
01:14:52.000 This is what I'm talking about, man.
01:14:54.000 You're talking about smoking some weed to not know you're high, but be high.
01:14:57.000 That's called getting well.
01:14:58.000 You're sick.
01:14:58.000 It's just a plant, man.
01:15:00.000 It's just a plant, man.
01:15:02.000 Back off, man.
01:15:03.000 Hey, dude, if I don't get a buzz or I smoke.
01:15:06.000 Colorado taxes, man.
01:15:07.000 There's no point to me smoking if I'm not getting a buzz to my smoke.
01:15:11.000 That's not what I'm saying, man.
01:15:11.000 What I'm saying is achieve a perpetual vibration of, let's call it elevation.
01:15:18.000 Let's not call it being high.
01:15:20.000 To achieve a perpetual state where it's so common and normal that you don't even feel like you're high.
01:15:27.000 How do we live?
01:15:28.000 Isn't that how we live?
01:15:30.000 Pretty close.
01:15:30.000 Pretty fucking close.
01:15:31.000 I take days off, though.
01:15:32.000 Do you take days off?
01:15:33.000 Absolutely.
01:15:34.000 Honestly, more than I, like, since in the last seven years, way more than I used to because of my kids.
01:15:40.000 Before my kids, I was perpetually high.
01:15:44.000 Like, I was high from the moment I woke up to the moment I went to sleep.
01:15:47.000 And I don't even look at that as a bad thing.
01:15:50.000 It's a thing.
01:15:50.000 Yeah, I was perpetually high.
01:15:52.000 I know a lot of people that are very productive and very smart who also do that.
01:15:56.000 And they enjoy it more.
01:15:57.000 Now, the wife and I, at the end of a long day, we'll go out in the backyard, because we don't smoke anywhere near the kids because of cystic fibrosis and all that, but we will, like that, and you know what?
01:16:06.000 Fuck anybody that doesn't like it.
01:16:08.000 I know parents that are alcoholics and shit, you know what I mean?
01:16:11.000 It's legal now.
01:16:12.000 We decompress from a day of doing fucking nebulizer treatments and fucking IV shit.
01:16:19.000 It works for us, and it's cool.
01:16:22.000 But if I wasn't getting, if I was smoking only to get even, I wouldn't even do it anymore.
01:16:26.000 Like, if I didn't get a buzz, you know what I mean?
01:16:28.000 It's a happy thing for me.
01:16:29.000 I'm not saying get even, I'm saying stay elevated.
01:16:32.000 Stay high.
01:16:33.000 But know you're elevated the entire time.
01:16:35.000 Well, you know, just like you know you're breathing oxygen, but do you pay attention to it on a regular basis?
01:16:39.000 Or just accept the fact that it's happening?
01:16:41.000 See, I like to know it.
01:16:42.000 I like the conscious, actual, like, oh, I'm in a relieved state of pain right now.
01:16:47.000 Listen, you're right.
01:16:48.000 I'm just, I'm essentially arguing for something that I've already argued against.
01:16:51.000 I'm not looking for cookies, man.
01:16:52.000 I'm not looking for cookies or anything, but maybe it's because I live in a slightly elevated level of stress than the average person.
01:16:59.000 I appreciate that.
01:16:59.000 I want to know the difference.
01:17:00.000 I want to feel that cushion.
01:17:01.000 It's like the pillow on the bed for me.
01:17:03.000 I want to feel the pillow.
01:17:05.000 I don't want to just accept it's there.
01:17:06.000 I don't want to go Buddhist like that and wash the dishes just to wash the dishes.
01:17:09.000 I want to get high to get the fuck out of here for fucking five minutes.
01:17:12.000 You know what I find that's one of the most beneficial things about being high is that I'm only thinking about a few things, but I'm thinking about them very intensely.
01:17:19.000 Simply and very intently, yes.
01:17:21.000 Instead of thinking about a whole host of things peripherally, where it's almost like there's too much data coming in from all these other things that I don't really care about or need.
01:17:29.000 Look, you care about all sorts of things in your life that you're not going to deal with right now, and to harbor even a chunk of that in your consciousness It robs the rest of your resources for thinking about other things and that's one of the most apparent things about pot to me because like when I here's a perfect example when I smoke pot and then I play pool I am 20% better like a legitimate 20% better and I really think that it's because I'm not thinking about
01:18:00.000 oh I got to do this and then I got to call that guy and then this guy I got to respond to his text I got to respond to that person's email when I get high I I just see balls.
01:18:09.000 I see balls and green cloth and chalk.
01:18:12.000 Let me take that one step further.
01:18:13.000 You're also not even thinking about, I've got to beat this fucking guy.
01:18:17.000 You're thinking about, I'm a douchebag.
01:18:19.000 No, no, but you want to make the shot.
01:18:20.000 It's more about the shot, though.
01:18:22.000 Like, I want to make the shot.
01:18:22.000 I want to fucking win this game because I want to make the shot.
01:18:25.000 I want to see the angle.
01:18:26.000 There's a zen to it, for sure.
01:18:28.000 There's a thing that happens with pool that happens the same way in archery.
01:18:33.000 In archery, when you hit a target, it's so foolish.
01:18:37.000 Of course, it's just a hay bale with a target on it, with a little paper target that has a yellow center, and you hit the yellow center.
01:18:46.000 Whoop-dee-doo, nothing changed in the world.
01:18:47.000 I understand that rationally as a person who thinks- My dick would probably get hard if I did that, though.
01:18:52.000 I'd be like, ah!
01:18:52.000 You can do it.
01:18:53.000 But the thing about doing that is that, I don't know why, but when you do something correctly, when it all flows in harmony, just like with pool, it's the same thing.
01:19:05.000 When you have a long shot and it goes in, if you've ever been at a bar, when you watch people play pool, and some dude makes, or some woman, makes the craziest shot ever for the win, and everybody goes crazy, oh shit!
01:19:16.000 Because we know how hard it is to do and there's something poetic and beautiful about watching it happen.
01:19:22.000 It's that you just described why golf makes any sense at all.
01:19:26.000 I live on a golf course basically.
01:19:29.000 I like to hit the balls, and fucking I suck.
01:19:32.000 But what keeps you coming back is you'll play that 18-hole day, and one time you'll hit the shot that you meant to hit, the way you meant to hit it, and it went where you meant to go, and you're like, I can do that again!
01:19:46.000 I know I can!
01:19:47.000 That's why I don't play golf.
01:19:48.000 It's like crack.
01:19:49.000 You're chasing that first fucking high forever.
01:19:52.000 I'm not disrespecting anybody who plays golf, because I know I would get addicted.
01:19:56.000 But I don't play golf because I know I'd get addicted.
01:19:58.000 Because you would.
01:19:58.000 No, your whole personality would.
01:20:01.000 Because you'd hit that one shot the first day, and you'd be like, oh shit.
01:20:06.000 It's the same reason I don't do coke.
01:20:08.000 It's the same reason I've never done coke, the exact same reason.
01:20:11.000 My friend in high school, Jimmy Lawless, good buddy of mine to this day, when we were back in high school, we went to a party, and people were doing coke, and he goes, Joe, don't do it, you'd fucking love it.
01:20:22.000 It's like Dewey Cox, the movie where he's like, you don't want this!
01:20:25.000 And I was like, okay, Jim, I trust you, buddy.
01:20:29.000 I go, I'm fucking done here.
01:20:31.000 I'm done with this.
01:20:32.000 And I've said this before, but this is a real thing that happened.
01:20:34.000 It was on a two-lane road, and we were driving beside this car that had the dome light on.
01:20:39.000 And I looked over, and there was this chick, and I'll never forget her arms.
01:20:43.000 She had these big arms.
01:20:45.000 She had the sleeveless shirt with thick arms.
01:20:49.000 It was the kind of girl that would punch you in the face.
01:20:52.000 And she was doing coke in the backseat.
01:20:54.000 And she looked over at me with the dome light on, and she just goes, Fuck you!
01:20:58.000 She says it to me like, I'm just looking at her.
01:21:01.000 I'm just looking at her.
01:21:03.000 You're doing coke.
01:21:04.000 You're on a two-lane road.
01:21:06.000 There's only two cars on the road.
01:21:07.000 I'm watching you do coke.
01:21:08.000 I'm seven feet away from you doing coke.
01:21:10.000 You're saying, fuck you?
01:21:12.000 Like, whoa.
01:21:13.000 Fuck coke.
01:21:14.000 That's what I was thinking.
01:21:16.000 I had a few experiences with coke in my life, but here's the breakdown of coke and why it's evil.
01:21:23.000 We used to call it amongst a few people that I actually trusted enough to partake of it in my life.
01:21:29.000 We called it the sneaky pouch.
01:21:31.000 Sneaky pouch.
01:21:32.000 Because what would happen is you'd get some coke.
01:21:33.000 And it'd be like in a fold, you know, like a paper fold.
01:21:36.000 Everybody would put in for some coke.
01:21:38.000 And you'd go somewhere.
01:21:39.000 And every once in a while, you'd be like, hey, let me get the pouch.
01:21:42.000 I'm going to the bathroom real quick.
01:21:44.000 Whatever.
01:21:44.000 Right.
01:21:46.000 When you went to that bathroom, the nature of coke...
01:21:50.000 You would take a little piece of that off of yourself and put it in your own little dollar bill.
01:21:54.000 That's your sneaky pouch.
01:21:55.000 Sneaky pouch.
01:21:56.000 The sneaky pouch.
01:21:57.000 But what it says about...
01:21:59.000 And everybody did it.
01:22:00.000 The whole crew.
01:22:02.000 Nobody copped to it.
01:22:03.000 Nobody fucking acknowledged it.
01:22:05.000 But it's like we all know we took a little piece for ourself.
01:22:07.000 You know what I mean?
01:22:08.000 Off of the coke pile and whatever.
01:22:10.000 Sneaky pouch.
01:22:11.000 It's a deceitful...
01:22:13.000 Are you writing this down?
01:22:15.000 I have to write a thought down.
01:22:16.000 Feel free, dude.
01:22:18.000 Um...
01:22:19.000 So it kind of just describes the nature of what mind state that puts you in.
01:22:23.000 It's like, well, fuck everybody else if everybody sniffs.
01:22:26.000 Who's sniffing?
01:22:27.000 It's just like, that's what that drug creates.
01:22:30.000 And that's why, I think three times in my life I've done it.
01:22:34.000 Well, any drug that radically changes your brain chemistry, whether it's whiskey, or whether it's coke, or, you know, honestly, even pot, especially pertaining to edibles, we should watch very carefully what happens when people take it.
01:22:46.000 You know, and I think that's one of the things that I've been guilty of, and I know a lot of other people have been guilty of it, too, just to totally come clean.
01:22:52.000 I defend pot so much that I never look at the potential negative consequences of people doing pot if they're too young.
01:22:59.000 Because I didn't do it when I was young.
01:23:00.000 I mean, I did a few times.
01:23:01.000 Maybe, like, A handful of times before I was 30. And then when I was 30, I met Eddie Bravo.
01:23:08.000 We started getting blazed all the time.
01:23:10.000 Really?
01:23:11.000 It just changed the entire way I looked at pot.
01:23:13.000 The first time I smoked pot was 14. Well, I definitely smoked it younger than that.
01:23:17.000 I smoked it when I was 8. My stepdad gave me some when I was eight.
01:23:22.000 Just a puff.
01:23:24.000 Because I was curious.
01:23:25.000 I was like, what happens when you do it?
01:23:26.000 He goes, do you want to try it?
01:23:27.000 I said, how much should I breathe in?
01:23:29.000 He goes, don't breathe in a lot.
01:23:30.000 Just breathe in a little bit.
01:23:31.000 This is obviously like sketchy memory.
01:23:33.000 I did it once when I was eight.
01:23:35.000 And then the next time I did, I was probably like 14. And then I did it probably maybe again when I was 17. I did it about 14 when we cut school and a couple of kids that were the cool guys that kind of took a liking to me.
01:23:48.000 And I was like, cool, cool kids like me.
01:23:49.000 I'm going to go hang out with these dudes.
01:23:51.000 They smoke weed.
01:23:52.000 And I remember I hit it.
01:23:53.000 And they would tell me, have you ever smoked weed?
01:23:56.000 No, I never smoked weed.
01:23:57.000 Nothing might happen to you the first time.
01:23:59.000 But I remember vividly hitting this joint with these dudes and literally spending probably an hour and 30 minutes laughing my balls off at nothing.
01:24:08.000 And I thought it was the greatest thing ever.
01:24:10.000 And from then on, I quit baseball.
01:24:13.000 Oh, no!
01:24:14.000 I quit pop order football.
01:24:16.000 I became an artist.
01:24:18.000 I started drawing and painting on walls.
01:24:21.000 I was a different person.
01:24:23.000 That changed my life.
01:24:23.000 Weed is another thing that's probably semi-responsible for my path.
01:24:27.000 I had a very important moment when I was 16. I had only smoked weed a handful of times before I was 30 years old, like less than 12, like legitimately.
01:24:37.000 And one time when I was 16, it was me and my girlfriend and my best friend who went over her house and I had stole some weed from my stepdad.
01:24:47.000 And we'd rolled up a joint.
01:24:49.000 And we got so high, we were teleporting.
01:24:53.000 We would, like, find ourselves in the kitchen.
01:24:56.000 Astroplaning type shit?
01:24:57.000 We'd all be staring at each other on the couch, and then all of a sudden we'd be in the backyard.
01:25:00.000 We were barbecued.
01:25:02.000 We were fucking 16. I think my girlfriend at the time was 15. Josh was my age.
01:25:08.000 He was 16. And we were just time traveling.
01:25:11.000 All over the fucking building.
01:25:13.000 We were way too high.
01:25:16.000 That's how I describe the first and only time I ever smoked dust.
01:25:20.000 Oh Jesus, you did that?
01:25:22.000 Well, I hung out with one of the neighborhoods I moved into.
01:25:26.000 Is there a fucking gateway drug to dust?
01:25:29.000 And tell me what it is.
01:25:30.000 Yes, it's called Cholos.
01:25:33.000 It's called Cholos.
01:25:34.000 Did they go right from Diet Pepsi to Dust?
01:25:36.000 I don't know.
01:25:37.000 But here's my story.
01:25:39.000 I moved on to this street called Independence Avenue in the valley.
01:25:43.000 It's like West Valley.
01:25:44.000 Kind of DeSoto Sherman Way-ish.
01:25:46.000 And it was heavily Latino neighborhood.
01:25:49.000 And we moved in and it was cool.
01:25:51.000 I mean, I came friends with a lot of people.
01:25:53.000 But like...
01:25:56.000 I went from, like, the end of elementary school into junior high, right, in that era.
01:26:00.000 So, like, once we hit the junior high, it's like a lot of the Mexican kids I was hanging out with started hanging out with the little bit older Mexican kids, and a lot of them were dealing in, like, kind of gang life over there.
01:26:11.000 It's just part of the way they get down.
01:26:13.000 And a lot of them like to fucking do dips, which is like a fucking Sherm cigarette dipped into my fucking...
01:26:20.000 Angel dust.
01:26:21.000 Sounds like a healthy choice.
01:26:23.000 Dude, it's how I wound up with this.
01:26:25.000 This little tattoo right here.
01:26:26.000 First tattoo I ever had in my life.
01:26:27.000 This little three dots.
01:26:28.000 Normally it's supposed to be up here, but I wasn't in the gang.
01:26:31.000 So it's like for some reason I was so fucked up, this is what wound up.
01:26:35.000 I mean, this represents what they call mi vida loca.
01:26:37.000 It's like little three dots here.
01:26:39.000 But it's like, that happened because I smoked dust.
01:26:42.000 Because these dudes passed me the sherm.
01:26:43.000 I didn't really know what I was doing.
01:26:45.000 I was like this, bang.
01:26:46.000 And literally, the way you just described that time traveling, it was like, I felt like if I thought of something to do, by the time I was finished with the thought of thinking to do it, I had already done it.
01:26:58.000 I'm going to call my mom.
01:27:00.000 Goodbye, mom.
01:27:01.000 Like that kind of thing.
01:27:03.000 It was like fucking nuts.
01:27:05.000 I've fucking never experienced anything like that.
01:27:07.000 I was terrified.
01:27:07.000 I was terrified.
01:27:09.000 Terrified.
01:27:10.000 I didn't know what the fuck's going on.
01:27:11.000 It was almost like, you know what?
01:27:14.000 It gave me a lot of feelings.
01:27:15.000 If you remember the first Friday movie when Chris Tucker reflects on like somebody snuck him a little piece of dust and he fucking...
01:27:22.000 I didn't lose my mind naked and all that shit, but I feel like I was the butt of a joke that night.
01:27:27.000 Like somebody gave me some dust and was like, let's watch fucking the white boy fucking trip on dust all night.
01:27:32.000 Jesus Christ.
01:27:34.000 But it made for a good story on Joe Rogan, so now we're even.
01:27:40.000 I had an ex-boxing coach who had his finger bitten off when he was on dust and he had his toe removed and his second toe replaced his index finger and he made it curled so that he could keep throwing right hooks.
01:27:57.000 So when you'd shake his hand, you'd shake his hand.
01:28:00.000 That's a toe?
01:28:01.000 This is a toe right here?
01:28:03.000 Yeah, you'd get a toe bone.
01:28:05.000 So when you shake his hand, you get a little of this.
01:28:07.000 And he's a big ol' Irish gorilla.
01:28:09.000 You don't want to say shit, because he'll beat the fuck out of you.
01:28:13.000 And the dude has a toe where his index finger's gonna be.
01:28:16.000 That should be written into a movie.
01:28:17.000 Oh, he's a savage.
01:28:19.000 That's like something out of Snatch.
01:28:21.000 I knew a lot of savages when I worked in Boston.
01:28:24.000 When I worked in South Boston, I worked at this place called the Boston Athletic Club.
01:28:27.000 That's still creeping me out a little bit.
01:28:29.000 You did that to my palm.
01:28:31.000 I hear you, man.
01:28:32.000 I'm still creeping out.
01:28:33.000 Yeah.
01:28:34.000 Dude, I worked at the Boston Athletic Club, and then I worked at Nautilus Plus in Revere.
01:28:41.000 Revere, Massachusetts is like...
01:28:43.000 What's that place in Brooklyn that's like all guineas and...
01:28:47.000 What is it?
01:28:48.000 Bensonhurst.
01:28:49.000 Bensonhurst.
01:28:50.000 That was like the Bensonhurst of Boston.
01:28:53.000 It was like Revere.
01:28:54.000 And I worked in a gym there.
01:28:57.000 So I was around a lot of crazy people.
01:29:00.000 I was around a lot of people that...
01:29:01.000 I was around a few people that got, like, indicted for murder.
01:29:07.000 Like this one dude, he didn't get indicted, he got arrested.
01:29:11.000 I don't know if they ever even tried him.
01:29:14.000 Anyway.
01:29:17.000 Long story short, don't do dust.
01:29:19.000 That's where you're leaving that?
01:29:20.000 I don't know how much I can talk about this guy's life.
01:29:24.000 We don't want to cross any lines.
01:29:26.000 He was a nice guy, but I think he might have fucked a few people up.
01:29:29.000 Well, there's nothing weirder to me.
01:29:34.000 Not even weirder.
01:29:35.000 I don't know if that's the right word.
01:29:37.000 But strange and uncomfortable as being around And I'm not talking about like ex-marines or guys who have been in the war or anything like that.
01:29:48.000 I'm talking about like a civilian person, and I've been around quite a few of these kind of people, whether it be biker gang guys or whatever, that you know.
01:29:56.000 Yeah.
01:29:56.000 You know.
01:29:57.000 You know.
01:29:58.000 Have fucking killed people.
01:29:59.000 You know.
01:29:59.000 You know that.
01:30:00.000 You know what I mean?
01:30:00.000 And you're not feeling threatened by them.
01:30:02.000 You don't think they're going to kill you.
01:30:03.000 Like, you know.
01:30:06.000 I used to train a guy who was in Whitey Bulger's gang.
01:30:10.000 You know.
01:30:11.000 He was like, I don't know if he was a hitman, but that was like the rumor.
01:30:14.000 He saw one at least.
01:30:15.000 But he asked me while I was teaching him, he asked me if I was going to kill someone, what's the best place to hit him?
01:30:22.000 And we sat around talking about it.
01:30:24.000 Me and him were talking about it.
01:30:25.000 This is when I was a black belt and he was a white belt.
01:30:27.000 So it was like a valid conversation for him to be having with a 20-year-old kid.
01:30:31.000 And I was like...
01:30:32.000 The neck.
01:30:33.000 I would hit someone in the neck.
01:30:36.000 Like, your neck's very vulnerable.
01:30:37.000 People get knocked out very easily if they get hit in the neck, sometimes even more so than the head.
01:30:42.000 And he was like, yeah.
01:30:43.000 And we looked at each other.
01:30:44.000 I'm like, okay, this is what I want you to work on right now.
01:30:47.000 I was like, holy shit!
01:30:48.000 That's funny because I had a cousin when I was young, like before, like probably 1918. I was in California visiting and he was a correctional officer.
01:30:59.000 In upstate New York and he said the thing they were taught first is cuz all they walk around there's only like maybe 30 guards at a time on duty and what?
01:31:09.000 600 to a thousand prisoners, right?
01:31:11.000 You know depending on what the circumstances are and all they have is a big metal key ring And they're taught the first thing you fucking do is punch a dude right in his fucking throat Yeah, if you feel like you're any kind of thing that's the and he told me that like that He was like if I was gonna give you any advice and you felt like you were fucking say the first thing you do and I And he explained it well enough that I knew,
01:31:30.000 even as a young man, like, you're playing with a person's life punching them in the fucking Adam's apple or something.
01:31:35.000 You know what I mean?
01:31:35.000 You would kill them.
01:31:36.000 With one of those things.
01:31:37.000 Like, he was like, with that, even just with your fist, if you hit them right.
01:31:40.000 You would be amazed.
01:31:42.000 You'd be amazed at how much damage people could take.
01:31:44.000 Actually, I'd rather get punched in the Adam's apple than I would get kicked in the side of my head, like around here.
01:31:49.000 Because this is what shuts you off.
01:31:51.000 It seems like...
01:31:53.000 Again, many things can shut you off, just with the caveat.
01:31:56.000 Like, you can get shut off with a kick, even almost like to the top of your chest, it snaps your head back so much you get shut off.
01:32:03.000 But there's something about neck kicks.
01:32:05.000 Like, boom!
01:32:07.000 Dudes just go, they just crumple.
01:32:08.000 They do.
01:32:09.000 And sometimes they crumple from chin shots, but I think it's the same thing.
01:32:12.000 I think what the chin shot is doing is somehow or another pinching the garden hose that is the spine and shutting the system off.
01:32:20.000 It's also, if I'm not mistaken, your brain sits in that little bit of fluid, and if your skull moves fast enough, the brain doesn't move as fast, and if the brain touches the skull, that lights out.
01:32:32.000 That absolutely too.
01:32:34.000 Also, I think the same principle like rear naked chokes and head kick knockouts are not the same in that a rear naked choke is way safer.
01:32:43.000 Like if you get choked unconscious you're gonna be fine.
01:32:46.000 If you get head kicked unconscious Ooh, you gotta take some time off.
01:32:50.000 Like, you just got fucked up.
01:32:51.000 But the mechanism behind them is kind of similar in that it's cutting off the circuitry.
01:32:57.000 Not like specifically, because the choke is like stopping the blood, but the head kick is just jolting.
01:33:03.000 It's like rebooting your computer.
01:33:05.000 The head kick, I would imagine...
01:33:06.000 I've never experienced it, nor can I throw one that high.
01:33:09.000 But I would imagine why it might be worse is because like, alright, you can punch and it's the motion of the head almost and the brain not moving that is causing the knockout.
01:33:18.000 If you get kicked like this, it's a shin, it's everything.
01:33:21.000 Your head doesn't even get to move.
01:33:22.000 So the brain is actually just getting slammed against the other side of the fucking skull.
01:33:26.000 I've made this point really recently and even yesterday.
01:33:28.000 I think people should have no gloves on when they fight.
01:33:31.000 I think fighting with gloves makes it easier to punch people, which is more unrealistic.
01:33:36.000 And getting kicked in the head is way worse than getting punched in the head.
01:33:40.000 It's the same argument for Olympic headgear.
01:33:42.000 That's why it's going away.
01:33:43.000 They think it causes more problems than it's actually worth at this point.
01:33:46.000 I also think it's unrealistic in terms of the limitations of your body.
01:33:50.000 There's limitations of your body with punching people, and that's that your wrists bend.
01:33:54.000 Anybody's ever punched someone or something?
01:33:56.000 Would you condone tape or just raw?
01:33:59.000 No, raw.
01:34:00.000 Raw, raw all around.
01:34:01.000 Because taped is really what the problem is.
01:34:03.000 When you tape this wrist so well that I can't really fuck it up, I'm going to throw it with abandon.
01:34:08.000 Or with no abandon.
01:34:10.000 With no abandon.
01:34:14.000 I don't think there's anything wrong with two people agreeing with a rule set.
01:34:19.000 They agree, okay, we're going to wear gloves and we're going to wear gi pants.
01:34:21.000 Things along those lines.
01:34:23.000 But if you can wear gloves, gloves for a striker are the equivalent of gi pants for a really good jiu-jitsu guard player.
01:34:30.000 If a guy like Eddie Bravo is allowed to wear gi pants and he gets you wrapped up, if you're some regular dude, you're going to sleep.
01:34:38.000 You're going to get fucked up.
01:34:39.000 You know, unless you're like some high, even like Hoyler Gracie fucks up when he's wearing the gi pants because he knows that those gi pants provide insane amounts of friction and traction and can clamp ahold of you and he can do some shit to you that you're just gonna be super uncomfortable with.
01:34:53.000 In a way, that's as much of an advantage for him to be able to wear the gi pants as it would be for a striker to wear the gloves.
01:35:00.000 But only a striker gets to wear the gloves.
01:35:02.000 Like, the grapplers have to wear shorts.
01:35:04.000 It's really kind of interesting because having your knuckles taped up and having your knuckles padded up is a real advantage for someone who knows how to hit things.
01:35:14.000 Because you can be much more relaxed and liberal with your use of punches.
01:35:19.000 You don't have to worry about hitting bones.
01:35:21.000 But you would never allow that the other way.
01:35:24.000 Like giving the option of a striker to wear hand pads and then a grappler to wear gi pants.
01:35:30.000 It's like we have a very accepted idea of what's civilized.
01:35:34.000 One of the things is you cover your knuckles.
01:35:35.000 It's kind of stupid because you don't have to cover your elbows.
01:35:38.000 People are smashing and slashing people up with their elbows.
01:35:42.000 My case against it is that it's not logical.
01:35:45.000 It's just historical.
01:35:47.000 We're just going by a tradition and it's not a logical tradition.
01:35:51.000 Still Queens of Marksbury coming from there.
01:35:54.000 It is kind of, but these are limitations that we inherited from a single discipline sport, like boxing.
01:36:02.000 If you think back, not that long ago...
01:36:06.000 A 75-round fight wasn't unheard of.
01:36:10.000 Yeah.
01:36:10.000 They didn't have no CTE. There was no Will Smith movie.
01:36:13.000 No one knew what the fuck was going on.
01:36:16.000 There was no real sports with Brian Gumbel.
01:36:18.000 Nobody had any idea that getting the hit in the head for that long would be that bad for you.
01:36:24.000 Crazy.
01:36:24.000 Yeah, it's kind of fascinating when you think about it, but I really do think that the gloves, I think we're doing a huge disservice to the art of fighting.
01:36:31.000 Because I think we have unrealistic expectations based on the idea that you could just punch someone with padded knuckles.
01:36:37.000 I think if we didn't have padded knuckles, we'd be much more clever in how we use our hands, because you might break your hand at any shot.
01:36:44.000 And it would be easier to choke people, so jujitsu would be more effective.
01:36:48.000 Two of those things are way better for the athletes.
01:36:51.000 And way better for the honest interpretation of what fighting is.
01:36:55.000 The problem is no one's gonna agree to that because people from home, they're gonna look at it and go, oh, this is barbaric.
01:37:00.000 This is horrible.
01:37:01.000 They don't even have gloves on.
01:37:03.000 They're bare knuckle.
01:37:04.000 Or the first time a guy catches a tooth in his fist and his fist splits open, they're gonna be, oh!
01:37:08.000 You catch it in your elbow.
01:37:10.000 What's the difference between your fist and your chin?
01:37:12.000 You're preaching to the choir with me, but...
01:37:15.000 What's the difference between you catching one in your knuckle or catching one on the end of your foot when you kick someone's face sideways?
01:37:21.000 You can wheel kick them in the head with your heel, but you can't punch them with bare knuckles.
01:37:26.000 It's stupid.
01:37:27.000 It's a dumb rule.
01:37:28.000 It's the whole 6 to 12 thing, too.
01:37:31.000 That's stupid, too.
01:37:31.000 It just doesn't work.
01:37:32.000 But I'll leave that.
01:37:33.000 I'll leave that and take no gloves any day.
01:37:35.000 I really think there should be no gloves.
01:37:36.000 I think even for strikers, I think, yeah, man, you pad some dudes up, you fucking give a dude like Tyrone Spawn or- What about gloves?
01:37:43.000 Just like protecting your knuckles and skin, but no taping.
01:37:46.000 What if that, would you- Why protect your knuckles and skin?
01:37:49.000 Why?
01:37:50.000 What are we looking at?
01:37:51.000 How come you don't do that with elbows?
01:37:53.000 How come we don't do that with knees?
01:37:55.000 Let me be devil's advocate on that.
01:37:57.000 We're looking at exchange of bodily fluids if I punch you in the teeth.
01:38:00.000 You know what I mean?
01:38:01.000 Oh, silly.
01:38:02.000 You're getting that from everything.
01:38:03.000 You're getting that from arms when you choke people.
01:38:07.000 People get bitten when they've been choked.
01:38:09.000 When you watch Damian Maia vs.
01:38:12.000 Rick's story, he's going right over his face.
01:38:14.000 You don't think he's getting a little bit of bite?
01:38:16.000 You get bites in your arms.
01:38:17.000 They're not even trying to bite you.
01:38:19.000 They're trying to breathe, and you're crushing your arm and their teeth.
01:38:22.000 Rarely do you see his arm come away bleeding or something.
01:38:24.000 I'm saying there's a rare occasion, but far less rare would be if there was no gloves and you're punching a guy in the mouth, you're going to catch them teeth.
01:38:33.000 There's going to be a lot more cutting of the hands, too.
01:38:35.000 I'm just playing devil's advocate.
01:38:37.000 It's a good devil's advocate.
01:38:38.000 Here's a solution.
01:38:39.000 Double mouth guard.
01:38:40.000 Enforce the rule of a double mouth guard, which means that there's a space in the middle.
01:38:44.000 The outer version, too?
01:38:44.000 Like the football shit?
01:38:46.000 No, no, no, no, no.
01:38:47.000 It goes lower teeth and upper teeth.
01:38:49.000 And then you have a space in the middle.
01:38:50.000 Bernard Hopkins always used to fight with one of those.
01:38:53.000 And it covers your lower teeth and your upper teeth and there's a space in the middle and you breathe through that and you breathe through your nose and you get used to doing that.
01:39:00.000 And the lower mouth guard, the problem with having only an upper mouth guard is most people do that, but only an upper mouth guard will work for the most part.
01:39:08.000 But there is, if you're bare knuckle, there's a real argument for using an upper and a lower because you're dealing with a different situation.
01:39:14.000 Some people have underbites, Joe.
01:39:15.000 Well, even then, you would just have it fitted to your face.
01:39:17.000 I'm just devil advocating.
01:39:19.000 I understand what you're saying.
01:39:20.000 What I'm saying is, that would be the best.
01:39:21.000 Shout out to Bernard, though.
01:39:22.000 Bernard Hopkins, my favorite fighter of all time, personally.
01:39:25.000 Your favorite?
01:39:26.000 My favorite.
01:39:26.000 He's my favorite.
01:39:27.000 You wonder why?
01:39:27.000 Your favorite boxer.
01:39:28.000 I'll tell you why he's my favorite.
01:39:29.000 I'll tell you why he's my favorite.
01:39:30.000 First of all, I saw his last fight.
01:39:32.000 I was there in the forum, and it was a bummer to me.
01:39:35.000 You're better than that, and your fucking career will be forever.
01:39:38.000 Because here's when I knew Bernard Hopkins was the fucking man.
01:39:44.000 Be Real.
01:39:45.000 I've always been surrounded by Latin guys.
01:39:47.000 That's just all the dudes I know are Mexican, Cuban, these kind of guys.
01:39:51.000 Be Real is one of my best friends on earth.
01:39:54.000 Sick Jacket.
01:39:56.000 These are all Latin dudes.
01:39:57.000 These are all Spanish guys, Mexicans and whatnot.
01:40:00.000 So anytime a fight like that would come up, they're all taking the Felix Trinidad or the whoever it was.
01:40:06.000 When he was fighting Felix Trinidad, we were all watching at Be Real's house when this motherfucker...
01:40:12.000 Took the Puerto Rican flag.
01:40:14.000 He was in Puerto Rico Talking shit on Felix Trinidad, at the time, the fucking almighty fucking son of all Puerto Rico, took the Puerto Rican flag, which if you know about Puerto Rican guys, and I know plenty of Puerto Rican guys,
01:40:29.000 you put that flag on anything, they got so much pride.
01:40:31.000 They'll buy it, they'll wear it, the flag is everything.
01:40:35.000 They get crazy.
01:40:35.000 He took this flag in Puerto Rico, threw it on the ground, and stepped on it.
01:40:39.000 Jesus.
01:40:40.000 Go back, I'm sure it's on YouTube.
01:40:42.000 Where he steps on the Puerto Rican, in Puerto Rico, and I literally told my friends, if he gets off that island, nobody on earth is beating his ass.
01:40:49.000 I was like, because they should be trying to fucking kill him right now, if I know anything about Puerto Rican people.
01:40:55.000 You know what I mean?
01:40:55.000 And when he got back, when the fight came that day...
01:40:58.000 I bet everybody in B-Real used to throw barbecues every fight.
01:41:03.000 That's where we'd be.
01:41:04.000 That was our routine.
01:41:05.000 Anytime it was a black guy versus any Spanish guy, it could be any kind of Spanish guy, I would always bet against the house and more times than not, I won.
01:41:15.000 But like, yo, he stomps on the goddamn flag and got out of that island.
01:41:19.000 He threw it.
01:41:20.000 He took it away from Felix and threw it on the ground.
01:41:22.000 Then he beat his ass.
01:41:23.000 I feel like he KO'd it.
01:41:25.000 I feel like he KO'd him right there.
01:41:28.000 Well, he definitely landed a psychological blow.
01:41:30.000 That's where he KO'd him right there.
01:41:32.000 Because it's like, if you didn't get stabbed before you got off the island of Puerto Rico, that's a win.
01:41:37.000 He put a lot of pressure on himself, though.
01:41:39.000 That's why I always knew.
01:41:40.000 I was like, the executioner's my man.
01:41:41.000 Just for the ball factor of that.
01:41:44.000 That's a big ball factor.
01:41:45.000 I mean, if you would have pulled that in New York, I would have said, you're fucking crazy.
01:41:49.000 In Puerto Rico?
01:41:51.000 Yeah.
01:41:51.000 Jesus, man.
01:41:52.000 That took huge nuts.
01:41:54.000 That took the dude who was in jail for most of his life and was living off commissary donations.
01:41:59.000 It was a brilliant performance, too, in that fight.
01:42:01.000 He kicked ass.
01:42:02.000 Yo, Bernard, until the last...
01:42:06.000 He beat the shit out of Phil.
01:42:07.000 He beat the shit out of everybody.
01:42:10.000 Well, you got to realize he's like 51, which is incredible.
01:42:13.000 In this fight, I want to say he was 34 or 35. Well, he was old when he got it going because he had spent so much time in jail.
01:42:20.000 Oh, my God.
01:42:21.000 What a beautiful counterpunch.
01:42:23.000 But you know what they said was always about him is he lived like a monk.
01:42:25.000 He was always in training.
01:42:27.000 He never fucking partied, never smoked, never drugged.
01:42:30.000 No processed foods.
01:42:30.000 That's the big thing.
01:42:31.000 He was saying he eats very healthy and clean.
01:42:34.000 Raw.
01:42:34.000 He was one of the early advocates of the raw diet kind of thing.
01:42:37.000 Yeah, I know.
01:42:38.000 He also was a brilliant boxer.
01:42:40.000 But I just love the executioner who came out with the mask.
01:42:43.000 Dude, you gotta realize, this guy got past...
01:42:46.000 He got past 12 rounds with Sergey Kovalev without getting knocked out.
01:42:50.000 And he got rocked and dinged several times in that fight.
01:42:53.000 He fought Kovalev in his prime.
01:42:55.000 Kovalev, who, in my opinion, is top three or four pound for pound in the world.
01:42:59.000 I mean, it's arguable who's number one right now.
01:43:02.000 It's like a lot of people think it's Lomachenko.
01:43:03.000 He won that war fight, dude.
01:43:05.000 He won that first war fight.
01:43:06.000 He very well could have.
01:43:06.000 I feel like he did.
01:43:07.000 In my humble opinion, I thought he won.
01:43:09.000 In my humble opinion, I agree with you.
01:43:11.000 I would have to go over it with a real legitimate boxing judge.
01:43:15.000 I mean, I know what I think about boxing, but I don't know.
01:43:18.000 Did you see this last Terrence Crawford fight?
01:43:19.000 Where he put it on that Cuban or whatever dude?
01:43:21.000 Just put the fucking beating on that guy.
01:43:24.000 He's in the argument for number one pound for pound in the world.
01:43:27.000 I feel like it's Lomachenko.
01:43:29.000 Yeah, because Chocolatito got beat, right?
01:43:30.000 Controversial fight, but close enough for him to lose the decision.
01:43:33.000 I didn't get to see the fight, but I heard it was controversial.
01:43:34.000 Some people disagreed with it.
01:43:36.000 But what I feel is that Terrence Crawford and Lomachenko are the guys who put it on people to the point where they just run away from it.
01:43:44.000 They just set the fight, right?
01:43:45.000 They run away from it.
01:43:46.000 No, but they just set the big fight.
01:43:47.000 The fucking Triple G and Canelo fight.
01:43:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:43:51.000 What you think?
01:43:52.000 What you think?
01:43:52.000 It's a very important fight.
01:43:54.000 It's a very important fight.
01:43:55.000 Because, like, you look at how good Canelo looked against who this is with Chavez Jr. Yo, man, come on.
01:44:00.000 Let's be real.
01:44:01.000 Respect to Pops.
01:44:02.000 Respect to Pops all the way.
01:44:03.000 I think that kid got stung a few times.
01:44:05.000 Yo, Chavez Jr. was never, ever, ever, ever anywhere.
01:44:08.000 He shouldn't have been in there.
01:44:09.000 The only reason he got in there is because his name was Chavez Jr., man.
01:44:12.000 Honestly.
01:44:13.000 You're 100% correct, other than the few good...
01:44:16.000 He's had some good performances.
01:44:18.000 Sergio Martinez.
01:44:19.000 Once he got busted for that wee shit, it seemed like after that, it was downhill.
01:44:22.000 The kid just didn't care anymore.
01:44:24.000 You know what?
01:44:25.000 I equate it to this.
01:44:26.000 Personally, I don't know the guy.
01:44:27.000 I'm not assuming.
01:44:28.000 My take on it.
01:44:30.000 He just got tired of fucking trying to be the fucking, his dad, what, a hundred and something?
01:44:34.000 And how many losses?
01:44:35.000 Just a couple?
01:44:36.000 His dad was one of the greatest of all time.
01:44:37.000 Yeah.
01:44:38.000 That's why when I hear this, Floyd Mayweather, like 40 and something old, didn't dude go like 70 something, you know?
01:44:43.000 Why does that not count as much?
01:44:44.000 No, he didn't.
01:44:44.000 He didn't.
01:44:45.000 He didn't.
01:44:45.000 Am I tripping?
01:44:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:44:47.000 Am I following for a Facebook fake news?
01:44:49.000 What was the, what was, just Google what was Julio Cesar Chavez's record before he lost.
01:44:56.000 Was that including amateur fights or something?
01:44:59.000 Well, Lomachenko has only had one amateur loss.
01:45:02.000 That guy's a badass.
01:45:02.000 I mean, he's got one professional loss, one amateur loss.
01:45:05.000 There's very few guys that I check in boxing because I've become such a UFC fan.
01:45:08.000 I'm like, I'm some cast.
01:45:09.000 I have friends, like my buddy Vinny Paz from this group.
01:45:12.000 I love Vinny Paz.
01:45:13.000 Yeah, he fucking hates MMA, dude.
01:45:15.000 He fucking hates it, dude.
01:45:16.000 He says that, I'll take him to the fights.
01:45:18.000 Vinny Paz, I'm a boxing fan too.
01:45:20.000 Please, Vinny Paz, please, Joe.
01:45:21.000 Vinny, come to the fights with me.
01:45:23.000 Be on a team, Vinny Paz.
01:45:25.000 Hey, Joe, I'm there that day when Vinny Paz comes.
01:45:27.000 Open invitation, Vinny Paz.
01:45:29.000 Open invitation.
01:45:30.000 Vinny Paz, what do you do in July?
01:45:32.000 July 8th.
01:45:32.000 July 8th?
01:45:33.000 Isn't that it?
01:45:35.000 I don't think I'll be back, but if he wants to go, go.
01:45:38.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:45:39.000 I want to be there, but if you change that opinion...
01:45:44.000 He's a boxing, but he is a fucking aficionado.
01:45:47.000 He loves the boxing game.
01:45:48.000 I know he is.
01:45:48.000 But he like disrespects the MMA game to a certain degree where I'm like, okay with your little comments, dude.
01:45:54.000 You know this is real fighting.
01:45:56.000 You know in the streets, Floyd Mayweather would get his fucking ass busted by Conor McGregor.
01:46:00.000 It wouldn't even be close.
01:46:01.000 It wouldn't even be close.
01:46:03.000 It would be a destruction.
01:46:04.000 It would be Conor McGregor grating Floyd Mayweather's face into the pavement like parmesan cheese.
01:46:11.000 That's what it would be.
01:46:12.000 He would just rip his legs out.
01:46:13.000 He would just rip his legs out.
01:46:15.000 That's it.
01:46:15.000 If Floyd didn't tag him with a knockout punch in the first few seconds of the fight, Conor would be way away from him kicking his legs out.
01:46:22.000 Hands outstretched.
01:46:23.000 I read this article, I don't know, you probably saw it, about like, what if.
01:46:26.000 It was like a what if article.
01:46:27.000 What if Conor took the fight with Mayweather and just came out, picked him up, slammed him on the fucking ground and dismantled him and like ripped his arms just to do it.
01:46:34.000 He could do it.
01:46:35.000 I mean, he really could do it if he wanted to take him down and just strangle him.
01:46:38.000 Just to be like, yeah, okay, I lost all the money and everything, but I still kicked his ass.
01:46:41.000 That's nothing.
01:46:42.000 MMA destroys fucking boxing.
01:46:43.000 He would go to jail or something would happen because there would be, here's the problem, there'd be betting, right?
01:46:48.000 There'd be all these people that bet against it.
01:46:49.000 What do you do there?
01:46:50.000 Because Floyd wins by disqualification.
01:46:52.000 You knew you were going to do this, so you didn't go into this with good faith.
01:46:56.000 Class action lawsuit against Conor McGregor.
01:46:58.000 Wow, you're taking a what-if article way too far.
01:47:00.000 That's what I do, dude.
01:47:01.000 That's what I do with everything.
01:47:02.000 Trying to say like that would be funny.
01:47:03.000 That's what I do with everything.
01:47:04.000 It's my problem.
01:47:06.000 No, I love it.
01:47:06.000 I go deep.
01:47:07.000 Too deep.
01:47:09.000 No such thing, man.
01:47:10.000 It's going to be an interesting fight if they fight.
01:47:12.000 I think she should fight with no gloves.
01:47:14.000 See what the fuck's really going on.
01:47:16.000 Hey, one other thing real quick, since I'm really, Joe started me drinking whiskey before the podcast at 2 in the afternoon.
01:47:24.000 That's his idea.
01:47:25.000 I ain't mad at you.
01:47:26.000 Come on, don't act like you didn't say let's drink some whiskey.
01:47:28.000 Now, if you expect Neverlast to say no to let's drink some whiskey, then you have made the faux pas.
01:47:34.000 But what I want to say real quick, because I've been drinking and I haven't been there in a while either, my good friend Jason Ellis just won his King of the Cage match a week ago.
01:47:43.000 Yes, he did.
01:47:44.000 By submission, right?
01:47:44.000 Yes, he won outright by submission.
01:47:48.000 Congratulations, my dude.
01:47:49.000 I love you.
01:47:49.000 You fucking worked hard for that.
01:47:51.000 That inspires me.
01:47:53.000 That kind of shit inspires me.
01:47:54.000 When I see Jason do that, I'm like, fuck, I'm making a lot of excuses for shit.
01:47:59.000 He did real strength and conditioning with Nick Kurson.
01:48:02.000 First of all, he beat up a couple MMA guys.
01:48:05.000 I mean, Gabe Rudabar, whatever.
01:48:07.000 I was there when he beat him up.
01:48:09.000 It wasn't a flu.
01:48:10.000 I watched it.
01:48:11.000 He beat him up.
01:48:12.000 That's a guy who actually fights whatever you want to say about all the weight cuts he missed on the Ultimate Fightership.
01:48:17.000 That guy's a professional fighter.
01:48:18.000 Yeah.
01:48:18.000 Jason beat the shit out of him and knocked him out!
01:48:21.000 Yeah.
01:48:21.000 Alright?
01:48:22.000 When I heard about this fight, I was texting him like, you're gonna win this fight, dude.
01:48:25.000 I know you're gonna win, but yo, you fucking won that fight, dawg.
01:48:28.000 Real deal.
01:48:30.000 Love you.
01:48:30.000 Congrats.
01:48:31.000 Yeah, and did everything he had to do.
01:48:34.000 Like, did the real shit to get in shape.
01:48:37.000 That's why I'm saying he's inspired.
01:48:39.000 That kind of guy's inspiring to me, man, because what he does is he chooses something and he says, I'm gonna commit to it.
01:48:44.000 There's this...
01:48:45.000 I was saying I think earlier I'm here because I followed road signs and I just I I consider myself Adept at reading the signs of life and where I'm put when there's the the forks in the road I happen to be good at making the right choice There's certain guys that don't give a fuck about the fork in the road and determine their own fucking path and decide you're kind of one of those dudes And I admire that in a way.
01:49:08.000 I mean, I admire what I do.
01:49:09.000 I know I recognize there's a skill and a talent and a blessing in what I do, but there's something about being able to decide something and fucking make it so, even though maybe it's not supposed to be so.
01:49:21.000 And that is my next...
01:49:27.000 Chasing life maybe not to it if I even if I don't achieve it to understand it how it's possible How could I be that guy?
01:49:34.000 How could at 20 maybe I have understood a little bit differently?
01:49:37.000 So maybe by the time I'm 70 God willing It's an illusion.
01:49:42.000 This is the illusion.
01:49:43.000 The illusion is that you're looking at the ultimate results from your perspective and you're saying, how do I tune myself in?
01:49:55.000 How do I get totally connected with what I really want to do and not be influenced by the opinions and the ideas of others?
01:50:04.000 How do I find my true sweet spot?
01:50:07.000 Right?
01:50:08.000 The problem is we all look at other people's destination.
01:50:13.000 Again, like that crazy quote that comparison is the enemy of joy.
01:50:18.000 It's really kind of the same thing.
01:50:20.000 The thief of joy.
01:50:21.000 Yeah, the thief of joy.
01:50:22.000 The whole key, I think, to anything you do, whether you're a guy who makes furniture or a woman who paints or whatever the fuck you do, whether you're a rapper or a blues singer or a stand-up comedian or an author, whatever the fuck.
01:50:37.000 Fuck you do.
01:50:38.000 The thing is, and this is a cliche expression, but there's a reason why people keep expressing it over and over again.
01:50:45.000 Get out of your own way.
01:50:47.000 Half of the reason why you're not tuning in perfectly to whatever fucking vibration is available to you in the universe is you get in your own fucking way.
01:50:57.000 You get in your own way with insecurity and with ego and with expectation and with pressure and with all the different judgments you cast on different forms of art that you may or may not like.
01:51:10.000 Like, you're wasting time.
01:51:13.000 You're wasting energy.
01:51:14.000 It's clogging up your gears.
01:51:16.000 You only have a certain amount.
01:51:17.000 You got to manage your attention the way you would manage oxygen if you were in a spaceship.
01:51:22.000 You got to say, I can't give away this stuff to bullshit.
01:51:26.000 I can't be sitting around wondering if, you know, whatever the fuck it is.
01:51:30.000 If it's not relevant to your life, you're wasting way too much time thinking about this.
01:51:35.000 Okay.
01:51:36.000 Let me come at you.
01:51:37.000 Okay.
01:51:37.000 And this is personal.
01:51:39.000 This is personal.
01:51:42.000 I accept everything you just said as truth, but let me throw a personal angle at you.
01:51:48.000 Yes, sir.
01:51:49.000 I want to be in much better shape.
01:51:51.000 Okay.
01:51:51.000 Okay?
01:51:52.000 We can do that.
01:51:53.000 We can get that.
01:51:54.000 No, hear me.
01:51:54.000 Let me get to the circumstances.
01:51:59.000 I have a life that presents me with a lot of problems that can...
01:52:06.000 Make emotional conflictions with what I'm trying to achieve in life.
01:52:11.000 Legitimate ones.
01:52:12.000 You know what I mean?
01:52:13.000 Cause certain...
01:52:13.000 I won't call myself ever depressed because I don't like that word.
01:52:16.000 I mean, I do get depressed, but I don't want to use the word like, oh, I had depression.
01:52:19.000 I think a lot of people lean on some shit and like try to actually milk it in, especially in media.
01:52:24.000 Do you want to see something right now before you keep talking that's going to change your life?
01:52:28.000 That's going to like lock into exactly what you're saying and show you the way?
01:52:31.000 You don't even know what I'm going to finish saying, but yes.
01:52:32.000 I'm going to show you the way.
01:52:33.000 Jamie, go to my Twitter page and pull that Jocko good.
01:52:37.000 Watch this.
01:52:38.000 Watch this.
01:52:38.000 This is very important, my friend.
01:52:40.000 Please.
01:52:40.000 This is very important.
01:52:41.000 I trust in you enough to be like, okay.
01:52:44.000 Back in from the beginning.
01:52:44.000 I won't take offense to you near the finish of my story.
01:52:47.000 Bring it to the beginning and put it up on the screen.
01:52:50.000 As long as before we're done, we're at least going to play one more Warpoint video because I promised my guys.
01:52:55.000 Give us some volume.
01:52:56.000 Listen to this.
01:52:57.000 One of my...
01:52:59.000 Direct subordinates one of my guys that worked for me he would he would call me up or pull me aside with some major problems some issue that was going on And he'd say boss we got this and that and the other thing and I look at him and I'd say good and Finally one day he was telling me about some issue that he was having some problem and He said I already know what you're gonna say I Said well,
01:53:22.000 what am I gonna say?
01:53:23.000 He said you're gonna say good and He said, that's what you always say.
01:53:28.000 When something is wrong and going bad, you always just look at me and say, good.
01:53:35.000 And I said, well, yeah.
01:53:36.000 When things are going bad, there's gonna be some good that's gonna come from it.
01:53:44.000 Didn't get the new high-speed gear we wanted?
01:53:47.000 Good.
01:53:48.000 Didn't get promoted.
01:53:54.000 Oh, mission got canceled?
01:53:56.000 Good.
01:53:57.000 We can focus on another one.
01:53:58.000 Didn't get funded.
01:53:59.000 Didn't get the job you wanted.
01:54:02.000 Got injured.
01:54:03.000 Sprained my ankle.
01:54:04.000 Got tapped out?
01:54:05.000 Good.
01:54:06.000 Got beat?
01:54:07.000 Good.
01:54:09.000 Learned.
01:54:12.000 Unexpected problems?
01:54:14.000 Good.
01:54:15.000 We have the opportunity to figure out a solution.
01:54:20.000 That's it.
01:54:21.000 When things are going bad, Don't get all bummed out.
01:54:25.000 Don't get startled.
01:54:26.000 Don't get frustrated.
01:54:32.000 If you can say the word good, guess what?
01:54:37.000 It means you're still alive.
01:54:40.000 It means you're still breathing.
01:54:42.000 And if you're still breathing, well now, you still got some fight left in you.
01:54:50.000 So get up, dust off, Reload.
01:54:56.000 Recalibrate.
01:54:58.000 Re-engage.
01:55:01.000 And go out on the attack.
01:55:06.000 Jocko Willink changing motherfuckers lives right now live in America.
01:55:12.000 Coming to you from Southern California.
01:55:14.000 Play Jocko right now.
01:55:15.000 I've got goosebumps.
01:55:16.000 Play Jocko right now.
01:55:17.000 My kids got pneumonia and are fucking left Lund to a degree that nobody fucking knows what to do and fucking even the doctors are perplexed.
01:55:24.000 Well, you're right about that.
01:55:26.000 What he's talking about is overcoming things.
01:55:28.000 This is my question.
01:55:29.000 This is why I was saying, I'm not asking for sympathy.
01:55:32.000 You're absolutely right.
01:55:33.000 All I'm saying, I actually came on this show today to say if something in this realm, if somebody in the Valley area or LA greater area, my Twitter's OG Everlast, my fucking, everything's the same.
01:55:44.000 OG Everlast or Eric Schrody on Facebook.
01:55:47.000 Legitimate.
01:55:48.000 I need a little help.
01:55:49.000 I need a little help in the sense that I want to be in better shape, but I travel so much, and then at home is a stress of like, I want to go to the gym.
01:55:57.000 I couldn't go to the fucking gym for the last 10 days.
01:55:59.000 It was either me or my wife at the fucking hospital.
01:56:02.000 No, no, no, Joe, I don't want to make you feel bad at all.
01:56:04.000 I want to say it's like, that was beautiful.
01:56:07.000 Who is that guy again?
01:56:09.000 Jocko Willink.
01:56:10.000 Jocko Willink.
01:56:10.000 That is fucking supremely motivational on any level, except what I'm trying to say is like, skating your way around this fucking kind of emotional fucking dilemma of like, it's hard.
01:56:21.000 Of course it's hard.
01:56:22.000 And I'm here saying it's hard.
01:56:24.000 I'm actually bringing it up to say, I'm failing in certain ways at what I'm trying to achieve.
01:56:30.000 And so like, that's what I mean when I say I see it.
01:56:33.000 Jason, and I know...
01:56:34.000 Again, I got a little extra.
01:56:35.000 I got a little extra to deal with.
01:56:37.000 My backpack has a little more weight emotionally and mentally, okay?
01:56:42.000 But I'm not making that an excuse.
01:56:44.000 What I'm saying is, how do I be more like that?
01:56:48.000 I want that.
01:56:49.000 I'm asking.
01:56:50.000 Well, what he's giving you is opportunities.
01:56:52.000 He's talking about very specific situations, giving you opportunities to recover from those situations.
01:56:58.000 I'm fucked up.
01:56:58.000 I'm fucked up.
01:56:59.000 It's when it's this other thing.
01:57:01.000 I understand.
01:57:03.000 There's a whole different level of mental challenge to that.
01:57:05.000 I'm not saying what he's saying is wrong.
01:57:07.000 I'm not saying it doesn't work, but how do I find that in that?
01:57:11.000 That's tough.
01:57:12.000 It's what he's proposing, the principles that he's proposing.
01:57:15.000 And if he has the answer, please fucking holler at me.
01:57:17.000 No, listen, man.
01:57:18.000 The principles that he's proposing when he's saying that, you can apply them to everything.
01:57:22.000 Figure out how you can take whatever situation you're in and improve your position.
01:57:27.000 I could do 400 curls a day and be as buff as Joe Rogan.
01:57:30.000 I can.
01:57:31.000 How do I get there?
01:57:32.000 I don't do that many curls.
01:57:33.000 I'm making fucking...
01:57:34.000 I don't even do any curls.
01:57:36.000 You're acting like literal with this literal...
01:57:37.000 Don't get literal with me.
01:57:38.000 All right?
01:57:39.000 Because I'm drinking whiskey, you're drinking water.
01:57:41.000 That's whiskey.
01:57:41.000 I only got to drive a block, you got to drive however far.
01:57:45.000 Interesting.
01:57:46.000 Someone's comparing.
01:57:47.000 I'll walk.
01:57:48.000 I'll walk.
01:57:49.000 The thief of joy has crept into our travel plans.
01:57:52.000 I was actually just meant to be like a little...
01:57:54.000 I want that.
01:57:56.000 I found that very motivating.
01:57:58.000 But what I'm saying is there's this hurdle of Lieutenant Dan that's got some real fucking anger issues.
01:58:06.000 I'm working them out.
01:58:07.000 I'm working on them.
01:58:08.000 Hey, the whiskey...
01:58:10.000 I'm being more honest than I even thought I would be today.
01:58:12.000 Okay.
01:58:13.000 I mean...
01:58:16.000 You don't get on a fucking platform like Joe Rogan and say, hey, I'm failing at this, unless you're fucking trying to do something about it, you know what I mean?
01:58:26.000 I want to achieve I don't want to be you, but I'm like, I see the way I've been watching.
01:58:33.000 You know what I'm saying.
01:58:34.000 But I've been watching your videos about running.
01:58:37.000 About running.
01:58:38.000 I do a lot of it.
01:58:39.000 Another thing that has also gotten to me and gets me when I do get to work out, it's because I hear Joe Rogan tell me, don't let the inner bitch fucking get you.
01:58:51.000 And that's been a big motivator for me.
01:58:53.000 But it's not an inner bitch to be disturbed and upset and your life upheaved by this thing.
01:59:02.000 It's absolutely not.
01:59:04.000 Do you feel where I'm coming from, right?
01:59:06.000 I think, but what he's saying in this video, what is applicable, and you can argue whether or not Some of it's not.
01:59:12.000 But I'm asking on a personal level.
01:59:14.000 I said on a personal level.
01:59:16.000 And I'm not trying to argue with you or be argumentative.
01:59:18.000 As I'm saying on a personal level, that's the level of it with it.
01:59:21.000 The level of that.
01:59:23.000 That inspirational message is great.
01:59:26.000 But I'm struggling.
01:59:28.000 Of course you are.
01:59:28.000 With this part of it.
01:59:30.000 Like, how do I... Broken and snapped by a guy who tapped me out or or life just kicked my ass and I didn't get the job or the Opportunity I wanted and good I understand that but I am personally struggling with Not using this as an excuse,
01:59:48.000 but the truthful, emotional fucking agony of seeing a child tell you, and not just tell you, but go through this hospital of the last two weeks, these things of like, how do I be stronger?
02:00:03.000 And what I'm saying, I'm not being argumentative with you again, is saying, please, if you've got a book, tweet it to me.
02:00:10.000 If you're the dude who fucking is local and says, I know how to help you, plus, I understand I have a heart valve replacement.
02:00:17.000 My workout situation...
02:00:18.000 How does that work out work out?
02:00:20.000 Are you allowed to push your cardio?
02:00:22.000 I can work out, but let me tell you why working out gets weird for me.
02:00:24.000 I'll start.
02:00:25.000 I'll do good.
02:00:26.000 I'll drop 15 pounds.
02:00:28.000 Bang!
02:00:29.000 Boom!
02:00:29.000 Boom!
02:00:29.000 And then I'll start to push myself.
02:00:32.000 I'll I'll get distrustful of my own heart like a pain or a tinge that really might not be anything will come along and fucking scare the shit out of me because there's nothing I never was afraid of anything in my life Until I had children and the only thing I'm afraid of on this planet is not being here for my children My life or death.
02:00:54.000 I do not care.
02:00:55.000 I've died twice literally I don't care about that.
02:01:00.000 But now there's this fear of these children, these girls, not even boys.
02:01:04.000 I honestly even feel I would feel differently if I had two boys.
02:01:08.000 Like, they'll be alright.
02:01:09.000 I can instill the manly shit into them while I'm here.
02:01:12.000 But my girls, my biggest fear in life is not being here for them.
02:01:18.000 And I'm good.
02:01:18.000 I'm healthy.
02:01:19.000 Except for about 25 pounds of weight.
02:01:22.000 I'm actually, my blood works, all that.
02:01:24.000 My doctors are all very happy with me.
02:01:26.000 It's the only complaint they ever have.
02:01:27.000 And the only complaint I ever have is I have some back pains.
02:01:30.000 Sometimes I don't sleep.
02:01:31.000 It's all weight related.
02:01:32.000 Go ahead.
02:01:33.000 Let me stop you with all this talk.
02:01:34.000 Because you have a lot of reasons why things aren't working physically the way you would like them to work.
02:01:40.000 And I'm asking for help.
02:01:41.000 I'm definitely saying, yes, I would like help.
02:01:43.000 I understand you are.
02:01:44.000 But there's too much extra energy spent on things that aren't helping you.
02:01:51.000 I know you have these time constraints, but to focus on them is counterproductive.
02:01:55.000 Because you have the time constraints, the time constraints rob you of your time, and then the focusing on the time constraints and the agony of those time constraints and the fucking frustration of having those time constraints robs you of more time and more energy.
02:02:08.000 You've just got to accept it.
02:02:10.000 You've got to be zen about it.
02:02:11.000 I'm working on it.
02:02:13.000 He's a comedian from Boston.
02:02:14.000 His name is Tony Veen.
02:02:15.000 He said something to me once that's very important.
02:02:17.000 And it applied to the rest of my life.
02:02:19.000 And it was a very simple statement.
02:02:20.000 He was driving from Boston to New York several times a week, several times, for some job he got.
02:02:26.000 And I'm like, how do you do that?
02:02:28.000 And he goes, you know what I found?
02:02:30.000 When I get in the car, I just go zen.
02:02:32.000 I say, this is what I'm doing.
02:02:34.000 I don't concern myself with the fact of it.
02:02:36.000 Wash the dishes to wash the dishes.
02:02:38.000 I don't concern myself with the fact that I can't believe I have to do this.
02:02:42.000 Oh my God, woe is me.
02:02:43.000 He goes, I just do it.
02:02:44.000 And then I thought about that that day and then I applied that to my life because that's the best advice anybody could ever get if anybody was doing anything they don't like to do.
02:02:55.000 Of course you don't like to do it, but to concentrate on the fact that you don't like to do it compounds the not like to do it aspect of it.
02:03:05.000 It makes it worse.
02:03:06.000 No.
02:03:06.000 Actually, what you're describing is actually a lot of the stuff I'm reading right now, which is like the art of mindfulness, which is, again, when I keep saying wash the dishes to wash the dishes, it's kind of like saying exactly that.
02:03:16.000 Like, wash your dishes to wash your dishes.
02:03:18.000 Don't wash your dishes to get to the next thing, because then you're not living life.
02:03:21.000 You're not breathing, you're not living in your moment.
02:03:23.000 So I'm working on that.
02:03:24.000 But at the same time, I'm still saying, like, also, you know what?
02:03:28.000 I found...
02:03:30.000 In the last couple years, especially through the little social media that I managed to be successful at, that people want to know the real deal.
02:03:40.000 Shit ain't fucking perfect over here.
02:03:42.000 There's a lot of things about me I'd like to be better.
02:03:45.000 You know what I mean?
02:03:46.000 Just because I make good money and I ain't hungry.
02:03:49.000 I could eat filet mignon and all that every night.
02:03:52.000 I do live really nice.
02:03:54.000 I'm very fucking grateful for my life.
02:03:56.000 But...
02:03:58.000 There's a lot of fucking dark you don't see that if you saw, maybe you wouldn't...
02:04:02.000 All this fakery.
02:04:04.000 There's a lot of fake, like Instagram.
02:04:06.000 Everything's fake.
02:04:07.000 Are you talking about Little Bow Wow?
02:04:07.000 How dare you.
02:04:08.000 Whatever.
02:04:09.000 Bring up Little Bow Wow.
02:04:10.000 Yeah, you know what?
02:04:11.000 That is...
02:04:11.000 Jamie's been bringing up Little Bow Wow nonstop.
02:04:14.000 That's the cherry on top of fucking fuckery.
02:04:17.000 You know what I mean?
02:04:17.000 Yeah.
02:04:18.000 So what?
02:04:18.000 He got called out for...
02:04:19.000 He was on a flight.
02:04:20.000 At least he was on a plane in first class.
02:04:23.000 Was he even?
02:04:24.000 It seemed like business at least.
02:04:26.000 I fly business.
02:04:27.000 I don't fly first.
02:04:27.000 I fly business.
02:04:28.000 As long as I can lay down, as long as the tape, things like this when I fly to Europe, I'm cool.
02:04:32.000 Yeah.
02:04:33.000 But, you know, and the few times I have flown private, I Instagrammed that shit.
02:04:38.000 Did you?
02:04:39.000 Hell yeah, because I don't fly private, dude.
02:04:41.000 I know what it really costs.
02:04:43.000 Right.
02:04:43.000 You know what I mean?
02:04:43.000 It ain't cheap.
02:04:44.000 It's not.
02:04:45.000 You know, when I holler at Dana like, hey, can I catch a lift in this flight and I don't get a response back?
02:04:50.000 I know it ain't cheap.
02:04:52.000 Because that's my dude!
02:04:54.000 If it was cheap, he'd be like, yeah, come on!
02:04:56.000 That's funny.
02:04:58.000 I think they have to log you in and make a reason why Everlast is flying.
02:05:02.000 Why is Everlast going, man?
02:05:03.000 Because you play my song in every event.
02:05:05.000 How's that?
02:05:06.000 Is that good enough?
02:05:06.000 That's important.
02:05:07.000 Every event.
02:05:08.000 And I love Dana for that.
02:05:09.000 Thank you, man.
02:05:10.000 I love that fucking 35 cents I get for that shit every time.
02:05:13.000 Is that what you get?
02:05:14.000 Probably something in that area.
02:05:15.000 If it's one time in an arena.
02:05:17.000 Arena only pays 35 cents?
02:05:19.000 Well, the radio only pays five, so I'm just assuming...
02:05:21.000 Wait a minute.
02:05:22.000 Ah!
02:05:23.000 Every time your song gets played on the radio, you get five cents.
02:05:26.000 Basically, somewhere in that neighborhood.
02:05:28.000 Somewhere between five and ten, probably.
02:05:30.000 What a weird deal.
02:05:31.000 Hey, dude, it gets played a lot because of the checks.
02:05:33.000 I'm sure.
02:05:34.000 The checks are fat because you're dealing with a lot of countries, a lot of humans, seven billion people.
02:05:39.000 That five cents adds the fuck up.
02:05:42.000 It does.
02:05:43.000 Mailbox money, we call that.
02:05:44.000 It's a good way to describe it.
02:05:45.000 But like I said, you know what I mean?
02:05:47.000 It's just like, hey man, I'm honestly like saying, hey, throw it out there.
02:05:50.000 There's somebody local.
02:05:51.000 Yo, my diet is working on that.
02:05:53.000 I told you, soda is my fucking enemy.
02:05:55.000 None.
02:05:55.000 That's my bane of my existence.
02:05:56.000 Think of them as crack.
02:05:57.000 It is crack.
02:05:59.000 Coca-Cola is my crack.
02:06:00.000 Don't ingest poison.
02:06:02.000 Do you drink coffee in the morning?
02:06:04.000 Yes.
02:06:05.000 I don't.
02:06:05.000 I hate coffee.
02:06:06.000 I drink a Coca-Cola.
02:06:06.000 I read a story that said it makes you live forever.
02:06:09.000 What was the article that I retweeted?
02:06:11.000 I said, I want to believe.
02:06:13.000 It said, coffee can make you live longer.
02:06:15.000 I didn't even read it.
02:06:16.000 I read that article for like half a paragraph.
02:06:19.000 Fake news.
02:06:19.000 Fake news.
02:06:20.000 I might have got into paragraph number two before I clicked my email.
02:06:23.000 Let's play another war porn video because it's fucking dope.
02:06:28.000 Let's play another war porn video, Jamie.
02:06:31.000 Plus, I got to pee bad.
02:06:33.000 But I'll be right back.
02:06:35.000 You need whiskey bladder, brother.
02:06:36.000 This one's called Dazed.
02:06:38.000 Dazed, this was the second one.
02:06:39.000 Here we go.
02:07:29.000 We're good to go.
02:07:31.000 We're good to go.
02:07:37.000 We're good to go.
02:07:40.000 We're good to go.
02:07:57.000 We're good to go.
02:08:01.000 We're good to go.
02:08:27.000 We're good to go.
02:08:31.000 We're good to go.
02:08:38.000 We're good to go.
02:08:44.000 We're good to go.
02:08:52.000 We're good to go.
02:08:52.000 Warrior shit, bending up for gangsta clashes.
02:08:55.000 No choice in the street ring, but dance like classes.
02:08:58.000 That stinking move, with the sickest crews.
02:09:00.000 Walking street by that wall with the clicker tune.
02:09:03.000 Paranoid on that rock and the liquor tune.
02:09:06.000 Go to college, graduate when you hit the shoe.
02:09:08.000 Shoe lead, so hot like Zeppelin.
02:09:11.000 A spark in the dark can light up your whole residence.
02:09:13.000 Apartment building, seek shelter, bullet, hold the evidence.
02:09:16.000 Romanticizing violence, giving death a little elegance.
02:09:57.000 Whoa.
02:09:58.000 Yeah.
02:09:59.000 Perfect timing.
02:10:01.000 Perfect timing.
02:10:03.000 And you're back.
02:10:05.000 Yes, sir.
02:10:07.000 Had to release some whiskey.
02:10:08.000 I understand.
02:10:09.000 I did as well.
02:10:11.000 Shout out to Vaughn Styler.
02:10:12.000 He did all the tracks for the Warped.
02:10:15.000 You know what I mean?
02:10:15.000 I gave him like four already, but still.
02:10:17.000 I think this is the most shout outs on a podcast.
02:10:19.000 Well, I'm going to say shout out Joe Rogan.
02:10:21.000 How you like that?
02:10:22.000 What up?
02:10:23.000 Shout out to Everlast.
02:10:24.000 You know what I mean?
02:10:25.000 Shout out Evie Bravo.
02:10:27.000 Shout out Tate Fletcher.
02:10:29.000 Hottest podcast I ever did in my life.
02:10:31.000 Get some fucking air conditioning in that building, man.
02:10:33.000 Is it hot in here?
02:10:33.000 Where?
02:10:34.000 No, no, not here.
02:10:35.000 No, at Eddie's spot.
02:10:36.000 Oh, Eddie Bravo's spot?
02:10:37.000 And there was like 400 water bottles when I did his shit.
02:10:40.000 Yeah, they don't have them made.
02:10:41.000 I love that dude.
02:10:41.000 Is that Van Nuys?
02:10:42.000 Yeah, over there somewhere.
02:10:44.000 Not far from the Spearmint Rhino.
02:10:46.000 Shh!
02:10:47.000 Keep it down.
02:10:48.000 People are going to find him.
02:10:51.000 Yeah, he's, uh, what's hilarious, I did it once, and there was a dude playing drum solos next door.
02:10:57.000 Like, some dude in the building next door was playing the drums, you could hear it through the fucking walls, like, Jesus, dude.
02:11:02.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, okay, that makes sense, yeah, it was kind of a rehearsal studio.
02:11:05.000 And I was like, dude, does this happen often?
02:11:09.000 He's like, sometimes it happens.
02:11:11.000 You know, he's got to get his Smoke Serpent remixes on, you know?
02:11:14.000 Yeah, man.
02:11:15.000 That's my dude.
02:11:16.000 I like that guy.
02:11:17.000 He keeps offering me, introduced me to a dude out there in Corona, near where I live.
02:11:23.000 To work out?
02:11:24.000 He said he got a black belt out there that wants me in.
02:11:26.000 To jiu-jitsu?
02:11:27.000 You know, I was doing a little Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu with Marcus Venesis over at Beverly Hills Jiu-Jitsu.
02:11:34.000 I was literally probably one lesson away from my blue belt when I just, everything, I kind of went haywire in my life.
02:11:40.000 Layla was born and all this stuff happened.
02:11:42.000 And I kind of moved south.
02:11:44.000 I didn't live here anymore.
02:11:45.000 Well, you're friends with Joey Diaz.
02:11:47.000 You should go with Joey.
02:11:48.000 Joey does it in Burbank.
02:11:49.000 If you can make it up to Burbank a couple days a week.
02:11:51.000 I live an hour and a half fucking way.
02:11:53.000 Oh, okay.
02:11:53.000 I'll find a place near you.
02:11:55.000 And what I want is privates.
02:11:56.000 I'll set up my garage with a little pad system.
02:11:59.000 Here's the deal.
02:12:01.000 I know it doesn't happen often, but anything like staff or anything like that is so dangerous for Layla that it's really scary.
02:12:08.000 So like working out in a gym with like 40 guys working out, there's two frightening things for me working out in a normal jiu-jitsu class.
02:12:16.000 The fucking average novice that doesn't realize he's fucking stupid and fucking pulls my left arm out or my right arm out and I can't play guitar for fucking six weeks or six months even.
02:12:27.000 So I only train with the teachers.
02:12:29.000 That's my way.
02:12:29.000 I just say, hey, I'll pay for that, whatever, a little extra of private, whatever.
02:12:34.000 But obviously, Eddie doesn't live out that way.
02:12:36.000 But he told me, he was like, I got a fucking guy out there who's awesome.
02:12:39.000 He's a fucking black belt.
02:12:41.000 He's fucking awesome.
02:12:42.000 I haven't followed up as much as he hasn't gotten back.
02:12:46.000 It's not like he's ignoring me or anything.
02:12:49.000 I'm just saying I gotta follow through on that and get that going too.
02:12:53.000 I've lost about 15 pounds, honestly, with all this talk we're saying.
02:12:57.000 It's called the Great American Worry Diet.
02:12:59.000 Worry?
02:12:59.000 Yeah, worry.
02:13:01.000 Spend a week in the hospital and lose 15 pounds.
02:13:05.000 Especially at one that doesn't serve meat or caffeine.
02:13:09.000 Shout out to the Seventh Day Adventists who don't eat meat or caffeine in the most stressful situations ever.
02:13:18.000 No meat, no caffeine.
02:13:19.000 But you know, honestly, I won't even say they took such amazing care of my daughter.
02:13:23.000 I love every single one of them.
02:13:24.000 That's awesome, man.
02:13:25.000 They're non-meating, non-coffee drinking asses.
02:13:28.000 I love them all.
02:13:29.000 Maybe try that diet.
02:13:31.000 Just keep riding it.
02:13:32.000 It's working.
02:13:33.000 It's working so far.
02:13:33.000 It's working right now, right?
02:13:34.000 You said sodas, but is there anything else?
02:13:36.000 I'll do without the worry, though.
02:13:37.000 The worry part of the worry diet is the hard part.
02:13:40.000 Of course.
02:13:41.000 That's the reason of what I kind of brought up earlier.
02:13:44.000 How do you get around that?
02:13:46.000 How do you get around worrying about your own kid?
02:13:49.000 You're going to have to read some books on strategies.
02:13:50.000 Yeah, I'm trying.
02:13:51.000 How to do that.
02:13:52.000 What have you read?
02:13:53.000 I'm trying, but I'm also here.
02:13:55.000 I'm feeling myself.
02:13:56.000 I've smoked a little.
02:13:57.000 I've drank a little.
02:13:58.000 Right.
02:13:59.000 I trust the Joe Rogan person and his audience that, hey, if there's an interesting idea out there, go ahead and shoot it at me.
02:14:05.000 I'm sure someone will find you.
02:14:07.000 Hey, and I know I'm going to get like 400 fucking shitty ideas, but if there's one good one out there, Great.
02:14:13.000 Yeah, there's gonna be dudes who recommend video games.
02:14:16.000 Hey, fucking GTA 5 fucking solved all my problems, dude.
02:14:20.000 Jump rope, bro.
02:14:21.000 Jump rope and virtual reality.
02:14:23.000 Hey, ping pong, dude.
02:14:24.000 Ping pong changed my life, man.
02:14:26.000 You know, you've been given a very difficult test by whatever, by life itself.
02:14:32.000 And you know what?
02:14:32.000 The truth of the matter is, is up until that, Man, I had an easy ride.
02:14:37.000 Okay, so don't feel bad for me.
02:14:39.000 But if you got a suggestion, please shoot it my way.
02:14:42.000 Because I'm at this point in life where it's like I've understood, again, the communal.
02:14:47.000 I think beyond the music lesson of it being communal, as a human being, we are communal people.
02:14:55.000 Yeah.
02:14:55.000 And it even hails back to the beginning of what we talked about, the blues and the reds.
02:14:59.000 They are trying to separate us because we're communal.
02:15:02.000 And if we all actually sat down, even the most fucking worst opinion over there and the worst opinion over there, if we were all in the room together, we could find somewhere over here where we could both at least be the least bit angry at each other.
02:15:17.000 I honestly think we should eliminate political parties.
02:15:19.000 Thank you.
02:15:20.000 I think what we should have is just a bunch of people with varying...
02:15:22.000 Pull money out of politics.
02:15:23.000 Varying ideologies.
02:15:25.000 Pull money...
02:15:26.000 Let's hear an interesting idea.
02:15:28.000 Here's an interesting idea about England, alright?
02:15:31.000 England announces their elections.
02:15:32.000 There are three months.
02:15:35.000 From the announcement of the elections till the election for you to legally campaign.
02:15:41.000 Why is that good?
02:15:43.000 It's better because, again, hailing back to what we said earlier, the day after the president's elected, it seems like they're talking about who's going to run in 2020 already.
02:15:52.000 Right.
02:15:53.000 Hey, we might be in a particularly weird circumstance now in America.
02:15:57.000 Again, I won't even delve into that.
02:16:00.000 What I want to say is, The day after our president is elected, we shouldn't be talking about who's going to be the next fucking president until that guy fucks up enough to say who's going to be the next president.
02:16:12.000 There should be this...
02:16:13.000 And again, we are in some extremely absurd and weird circumstances at the moment, but under normal circumstances, my argument would just be...
02:16:26.000 We're Americans.
02:16:27.000 This guy got elected through the process we all agreed to.
02:16:29.000 And even now, I'll say that, but dudes already fucking...
02:16:32.000 Again, that's why I don't want to visit that, because that's a whole fucking four hours on its own, honestly.
02:16:38.000 And I just don't want to even go there, but...
02:16:42.000 Give America a fucking chance.
02:16:44.000 You know what I mean?
02:16:45.000 Am I making any sense?
02:16:47.000 You're making sense.
02:16:47.000 Because I've had like four whiskeys now, brother.
02:16:49.000 I mean, what your idea is of America versus what everybody else's idea.
02:16:54.000 We need to come to some sort of clarification.
02:16:56.000 My idea is this, and I don't mean to interrupt you.
02:16:59.000 My idea is this, is that you could be the furthest away from me you could be.
02:17:03.000 And I could be way over there.
02:17:05.000 But if we were in the same room, somewhere in here, we'd find a place that we'd be like, all right.
02:17:11.000 I can live with that.
02:17:12.000 That's the idea.
02:17:13.000 We need to figure out what these things are that we're talking about living with, because I don't think there's very many of them that we're really disagreeing on between the left and the right.
02:17:22.000 I think there's a lot of bullshit, and I think it's a lot of what we were talking about earlier, this tribal bullshit, dig our heels in the sand.
02:17:28.000 The people who elected this personal president right now...
02:17:31.000 Personal president?
02:17:32.000 Yeah, yeah, the personal president.
02:17:33.000 It's a personal president.
02:17:34.000 This is a very few amount of people.
02:17:37.000 There's really, truly very few people that are his base.
02:17:39.000 35%?
02:17:41.000 Let's keep it real.
02:17:42.000 Let's keep it fucking real.
02:17:44.000 Yeah, because a lot of bailed on them because they realized what they voted for was not what they fought.
02:17:48.000 They voted in protest almost.
02:17:50.000 A lot of people.
02:17:51.000 What's his approval rate?
02:17:52.000 It's pretty low, right?
02:17:53.000 It's fucking the lowest in history.
02:17:55.000 Is it the lowest in history?
02:17:56.000 And again, I don't care.
02:17:57.000 What I'm saying is like a lot of people said fuck the whole system and for a second they bought into the fact that this guy actually might think the same when this guy spent his entire life fucking over the working class dude.
02:18:07.000 In fact, as much as I would have voted the other direction for whatever you want to say, and again, I don't give a fuck.
02:18:13.000 Fuck about Hillary Clinton.
02:18:14.000 I'm not telling you the fucking world would have been saved by Hillary Clinton.
02:18:17.000 Fuck that shit.
02:18:18.000 Alright?
02:18:18.000 That was an entitled motherfucking person who was only given that fucking position because for some reason the elite of that party thought it was her turn or something.
02:18:30.000 I don't know.
02:18:30.000 That was wrong.
02:18:31.000 That's just as much their fault for losing as fucking...
02:18:34.000 We really shouldn't be talking about politics.
02:18:36.000 We're way too stupid.
02:18:36.000 Fuck it.
02:18:36.000 It's already there.
02:18:37.000 I'm drunk.
02:18:38.000 What I'm saying is this.
02:18:41.000 That dude is going to give me a tax break if he's successful.
02:18:45.000 And the guys that actually voted for him, the union guys and the fucking working class guys, are going to get fucked over.
02:18:52.000 And at the end of the day, they'll be regretting it.
02:18:55.000 As much as some of the things he's spitting at you and saying to you are appealing, he's not that fucking guy.
02:19:03.000 Just like, fuck Hillary Clinton, fuck Donald Trump.
02:19:06.000 So you can't be mad at me.
02:19:08.000 Fuck all of them.
02:19:10.000 Bernie Sanders was probably our most logical choice, but I said fuck him because I read his tax plan and he would have fucking raped me!
02:19:19.000 So, it's like, there's got to be, I don't know, there's got to be a whole new system where the money is, there has to be a flat tax kind of thing where every fucking person from corporation, the problem is too many corporations are considered legally people.
02:19:33.000 Dude, we're talking way too much about politics.
02:19:35.000 You're freaking me the fuck out.
02:19:36.000 I can't do this anymore!
02:19:37.000 Jamie!
02:19:39.000 I'm here.
02:19:40.000 I understand what you're saying.
02:19:41.000 I'm just saying, this is, as a person, it's not politics.
02:19:45.000 It's like, explore the fact that they're separating and dividing.
02:19:48.000 You could be a white supremacist, you could be a black fucking nationalist, whatever you want to be.
02:19:52.000 They're fucking playing on that.
02:19:55.000 They're playing on that.
02:19:56.000 This is designed.
02:19:58.000 Facebook, all that, these algorithms are fucking designed to design.
02:20:02.000 What do you want to see on your page?
02:20:05.000 Remember that.
02:20:06.000 Please, we'll end this conversation right now.
02:20:09.000 If everybody will just remember that.
02:20:11.000 Do you think that's a conspiracy?
02:20:12.000 No, I just think it's a fact of the way they set up programs.
02:20:16.000 They set up a program to say, what's going to be most...
02:20:18.000 Like, the guy who invented Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, whoever's his team, whoever's his team, wants the people who use his product to be the happiest they can be with it.
02:20:27.000 Correct?
02:20:29.000 I'm assuming, yeah.
02:20:30.000 Here's the direction we're going with this.
02:20:31.000 Okay.
02:20:31.000 Right?
02:20:31.000 So, if they look at the things you click on and start developing a pattern in an algorithm, and you click on these extremely right things, or you click on these extremely left things, sooner or later, that's all that's going to be on your page.
02:20:44.000 Instagram even changed their fucking algorithm to it's not like what was just last posted.
02:20:48.000 It's what was last posted that's most popular and what's appealing to you that you like.
02:20:54.000 You know what I mean?
02:20:55.000 That's where I'm going with this.
02:20:56.000 These people don't understand.
02:20:59.000 You're being catered to.
02:21:00.000 You're being fed.
02:21:01.000 You're being fed ideas.
02:21:02.000 You want to be fed.
02:21:03.000 You're not being challenged.
02:21:04.000 And I've always said this about even personal my art.
02:21:09.000 It goes back to being in a room by yourself and why I got stagnated with making a record.
02:21:13.000 If there's not somebody in that room somehow to challenge your idea, your idea isn't the best it can be.
02:21:21.000 Ever.
02:21:23.000 I understand what you're saying, but I think that an alternative point of view would not be that you're getting fed.
02:21:29.000 Would that be these algorithms recognize your interests?
02:21:32.000 And whether it's golf or South American fishing or fucking skydiving, whatever the fuck you're interested in, you start searching for that, it'll give you things that you can- But it's not just what you're searching, it's what you're liking.
02:21:44.000 And it's like you're saying, the conversations that you've best had in your life are almost alternative opinions.
02:21:51.000 And those start getting filtered out of your feed.
02:21:54.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:21:56.000 That's only your own choices.
02:21:57.000 If you choose to go, why don't you just search out things that are alternative to what your perspective is?
02:22:02.000 Because you're Joe Rogan and you think like that.
02:22:04.000 We're talking about the guy who works fucking 40 hours a week, who gets on Facebook and sees what comes down his feed.
02:22:09.000 I'm telling that guy that he's no different than you or me.
02:22:11.000 I hope he's listening to you.
02:22:12.000 I hope he is.
02:22:13.000 I hope he's listening to you, but you hear what I'm saying though, right?
02:22:16.000 It's not a fucking dismissed idea that there's guys who got their heads fucking down just trying to get their paycheck for the next week to get their fucking mortgage paid, and they look up for a long enough time, and maybe Facebook is the one thing they look at a week, and then that's where they get their information from.
02:22:32.000 Yeah, but that's not Facebook's fault.
02:22:34.000 That Facebook creates an algorithm that reinforces what your interests are.
02:22:37.000 Did I blame Facebook?
02:22:38.000 I'm saying be aware.
02:22:39.000 I understand what you're saying.
02:22:40.000 But you're saying it also in the way of like, almost like these people are victims of this.
02:22:44.000 This is just a simple algorithm that picks up.
02:22:46.000 They're victims of themselves.
02:22:46.000 But it's not even they're victims of themselves.
02:22:48.000 But they're not even aware that they're victims of themselves.
02:22:50.000 And they are.
02:22:52.000 They're creating their own universe.
02:22:55.000 They are completely creating and this thing is allowing that.
02:22:59.000 You can block whatever you want out if you don't want to see something.
02:23:03.000 You can create and what do they call it in the fucking, curate your own universe.
02:23:11.000 Let me tell you something about resistance.
02:23:17.000 What I find interesting...
02:23:19.000 Like Keith Olbermann resistance?
02:23:21.000 Sort of.
02:23:22.000 Sort of.
02:23:23.000 He's sometimes...
02:23:24.000 Okay, he can be a propagandist, too.
02:23:26.000 He's a propagandist, too, like Michael Moore.
02:23:28.000 There's no true center right now.
02:23:31.000 That's why I keep coming back to, like, how do you know what's truly true?
02:23:34.000 And you want to know where I find truth?
02:23:36.000 Where?
02:23:37.000 Comedians.
02:23:38.000 Comedians are the new punk rock.
02:23:42.000 Comedians, truthfully, are the people who are challenging the status quo right now.
02:23:46.000 Whether you're talking about the guy on HBO who has the Last Week Tonight show or the Daily Show kind of news, more Americans, and this is a studied fact, trust comedic news as truth than they do fucking Anderson fucking Vanderbilt Cooper.
02:24:02.000 Vanderbilt.
02:24:02.000 He's a Vanderbilt.
02:24:03.000 Middle name?
02:24:04.000 He's a Vanderbilt.
02:24:05.000 I'm just throwing it out.
02:24:06.000 What does that mean?
02:24:07.000 That means he comes from a very fucking privileged family, dog, you know, and he represents a very leftist stance.
02:24:14.000 It's fakery is what I'm saying.
02:24:16.000 He's a Vanderbilt.
02:24:17.000 All right?
02:24:18.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:24:18.000 It's like saying he's a rock of fucking feller.
02:24:21.000 Alright, and if you don't follow me on that...
02:24:23.000 Not like Jay-Z, Rockefeller.
02:24:24.000 No, Rockefeller, not Rockefella.
02:24:27.000 Oh.
02:24:27.000 Alright?
02:24:28.000 Rockefeller, like the fucking evil fuck that just died.
02:24:31.000 Oh, he's a bad guy?
02:24:31.000 Alright, bad guy.
02:24:33.000 Alright?
02:24:34.000 1%.
02:24:35.000 He's a one percenter.
02:24:37.000 Alright?
02:24:37.000 Trust that.
02:24:38.000 Trust the people you're watching that you trust.
02:24:41.000 Fox News, CNN, all this bullshit.
02:24:43.000 And hey, I might get a lot...
02:24:44.000 I ain't even gonna look at Twitter later, so fuck all y'all.
02:24:47.000 You know what I mean?
02:24:48.000 I don't look at Twitter.
02:24:50.000 I don't care.
02:24:50.000 So if you hate what I'm saying, I don't care.
02:24:52.000 I'm gonna say it.
02:24:54.000 Anyways, because what I'm saying is for the greater good.
02:24:57.000 It's like, I'm not telling you I'm left, I'm right.
02:24:59.000 I'm saying there's a place in the middle where we're all fucking people and we all give a fuck about the same shit.
02:25:05.000 Like our lives and our children and our eating and our fucking having a roof over our head.
02:25:10.000 And there's no reason that the richest fucking planet on earth can't figure these fucking problems out.
02:25:15.000 And the only reason there are problems is because they want there to be problems and for you to fucking be fighting with each other.
02:25:21.000 You're blue or you're red.
02:25:22.000 Choose it, crip or you blood.
02:25:24.000 Well, I don't even necessarily know if this is something they've chosen.
02:25:26.000 What's up, Joe?
02:25:27.000 You cripping or you blooding?
02:25:28.000 What you doing?
02:25:29.000 You a blood?
02:25:29.000 You a crip in this political fucking environment?
02:25:31.000 Are you a blue state or you a red state, my man?
02:25:34.000 What up?
02:25:36.000 That's what they doing.
02:25:37.000 That's what they're doing.
02:25:38.000 And I know we didn't want to go here and I know I tried to push it off for like hours, but I ain't making it personal about a president or a thing.
02:25:45.000 I'm saying there's a system in place that's fucking keeping us locked down and it's fucked up and it's money related.
02:25:52.000 And if we took money out of it, we could get more of an honest politician who would actually give a fuck about your kid.
02:25:58.000 And whether there's fucking power lines going over your house, or whether you got healthcare, or whether you got this or that.
02:26:03.000 Until then, don't expect me to give a fuck about any of y'all.
02:26:07.000 That's the drunk me talking.
02:26:08.000 When you say any of y'all, what are you talking about?
02:26:10.000 Any of y'all that buy into this system and ain't ready to change something and say that something should be different.
02:26:16.000 I think everybody thinks something should be different.
02:26:18.000 No, they don't, because they're not doing shit about it.
02:26:20.000 They're not doing shit about it, Joe.
02:26:22.000 And I'm not trying to be angry with you.
02:26:23.000 I love you.
02:26:24.000 You know I love you like a brother.
02:26:25.000 Not even bullshit.
02:26:26.000 But all bullshit aside, what do What are you doing about it?
02:26:28.000 There is no bullshit in this, so it shouldn't have been put aside.
02:26:31.000 What I'm saying is like, until people want to realize that there's an answer, and the answer is pulling corporate and fucking...
02:26:37.000 If you can't...
02:26:37.000 There should be a limit on what you could donate to a fucking politician.
02:26:41.000 It should be like $100.
02:26:43.000 Or $1,000.
02:26:44.000 Let's make it $1,000.
02:26:45.000 I think it should be a Facebook-like.
02:26:48.000 Whatever.
02:26:49.000 There should be some kind of system that says it's not fucking the Koch fucking brothers pumping billions into a dude, whether it's through misdirection or fucking whatever.
02:27:01.000 Let's keep it fucking real, man.
02:27:05.000 We're getting fucked as a people.
02:27:09.000 Hey, I do well.
02:27:11.000 I'm doing myself a disservice by even saying shit.
02:27:14.000 Do you think they're going to come get you?
02:27:15.000 No, but I think they're going to tax me more if I keep preaching the style of life I believe, I will pay more taxes, yes.
02:27:24.000 Do you really think that they come get you if you keep talking?
02:27:26.000 No, not come get me.
02:27:28.000 You're fucking playing me like I'm dumb.
02:27:29.000 You're doing the entertainment thing right now.
02:27:32.000 I'm being so real right now, Joe, is that I'm saying they will fucking tax me more.
02:27:38.000 Yes, if the government and the way of life I think I should pay more, yes, than the fucking person who makes $36,000 a year.
02:27:45.000 But you know what?
02:27:46.000 If my accountant's smart enough, I don't have to.
02:27:48.000 That's honesty.
02:27:50.000 I can fucking figure out a way not to pay as much taxes.
02:27:53.000 Legally.
02:27:54.000 As long as you follow the code.
02:27:55.000 Legally.
02:27:55.000 Even legally.
02:27:56.000 We're not talking about illegally.
02:27:57.000 I'm talking about totally legally.
02:27:59.000 I'm talking about what your president is pulling right now that he's never shown you his taxes.
02:28:05.000 You can easily skirt a lot of taxes if you have a little bit of information.
02:28:11.000 A lot of motherfuckers are dumb enough to buy cars.
02:28:15.000 Alright?
02:28:16.000 I don't buy cars.
02:28:17.000 I'll keep it fucking real with you.
02:28:19.000 I don't buy a fucking car.
02:28:21.000 I lease a fucking car.
02:28:23.000 You know why?
02:28:24.000 Because it's a fucking, basically, almost 100% fucking tax write-off.
02:28:28.000 I guarantee you Bill Burr brought his car.
02:28:31.000 Bill Burr owns his house.
02:28:32.000 Bill, I love you.
02:28:33.000 You're one of the funniest guys ever.
02:28:35.000 He doesn't play games with debt.
02:28:36.000 If you fucking lease cars, you can write off the fucking payments.
02:28:39.000 If he was in front of you right now, he'd be like, fuck you, I want to own it.
02:28:42.000 Good.
02:28:43.000 Good.
02:28:44.000 Own it.
02:28:44.000 And then when you want a new, I like new cars.
02:28:46.000 So guess what?
02:28:47.000 I get a new one every fucking two years.
02:28:49.000 Jesus Christ, you're aggressive with this car thing.
02:28:51.000 No, but what I'm saying is there's games that are played that you're not even tripping on because they sold you on the opposite angle.
02:28:57.000 They got rappers telling you that fucking owning your shit outright is perfect.
02:29:00.000 So pay $100,000 for that car, drive it off the lot, get a dent in it.
02:29:03.000 It's worth fucking $40,000 now.
02:29:05.000 I understand you're very passionate about this.
02:29:07.000 But I could see both sides.
02:29:08.000 I could see that someone would want to lease something because it'd be a nice tax write-off, especially if you're incorporated, which I'm sure you are, and Bill is, and I am.
02:29:16.000 But also, I could see someone who says, I like knowing.
02:29:19.000 The guy who's got money has the games down because I have the guys who give me the information.
02:29:23.000 There's a lot of guys that would say, I like knowing.
02:29:25.000 The average Joe can pull this off.
02:29:27.000 No, being incorporated doesn't involve being rich.
02:29:31.000 I understand that.
02:29:32.000 Yeah.
02:29:32.000 But the fucking guy leasing his Nissan Sentra doesn't.
02:29:35.000 And he could actually incorporate himself and fucking write off his fucking $300 even a month payment.
02:29:41.000 Like, there's ways to get...
02:29:42.000 Yo, there's fucking games that are being played that people don't fucking know about, is my point.
02:29:47.000 I understand.
02:29:47.000 This is a deep game.
02:29:48.000 It is.
02:29:49.000 We're going to games that are being played that people don't know about.
02:29:51.000 I love you, and I feel like maybe I'm drunk because you're looking at me like I'm talking stupid shit right now.
02:29:55.000 You're definitely drunk.
02:29:56.000 We went on a rampage a little bit, but we're back.
02:29:59.000 Buzzed.
02:29:59.000 Drunk is way first.
02:30:00.000 Drunk, I'd be trying to fight you, Joe.
02:30:02.000 Well, let's not do that.
02:30:03.000 We're friends.
02:30:05.000 Warporn Industries.
02:30:06.000 When are people going to be able to download this?
02:30:08.000 Now!
02:30:09.000 Right now.
02:30:09.000 Right this second.
02:30:10.000 Go.
02:30:12.000 Warpornindustries.com.
02:30:14.000 Warporn.
02:30:15.000 You could probably do this show for another two hours until we both sober up, but I've got to get the fuck out of here.
02:30:20.000 So, warpornindustries.com.
02:30:22.000 You can get it now.
02:30:23.000 Good Dad Gang.
02:30:25.000 Good Dad Gang.
02:30:26.000 You know about that, right?
02:30:27.000 I do.
02:30:27.000 Okay.
02:30:28.000 Can I get in there?
02:30:29.000 You're in it.
02:30:29.000 I'm about to have it hooked up for you.
02:30:31.000 You're going to be a fully licensed G. I just want something I can slip in my wallet when I get pulled over by the cops.
02:30:37.000 You're going to be so in, you're going to be able to start your own chapter.
02:30:40.000 Excellent.
02:30:40.000 Alright?
02:30:41.000 Is it like an AA thing or more like a Scientology thing?
02:30:43.000 No, it's Good Dad Gang.
02:30:44.000 Okay.
02:30:44.000 It's Good Dad Gang.
02:30:45.000 That's what it's called.
02:30:46.000 My man Terminology, who's on the Warporn album, a rapper, started it as a movement for, like, you know, inner city kind of shit to get the Good Dad thing going, and it's Good Dad, and he's blowing it up, and it's doing really well.
02:30:57.000 And I'm gonna get you a bunch of merch.
02:30:59.000 But you can go get it also at gooddadgang.com.
02:31:02.000 I make not a goddamn thing off it.
02:31:04.000 That's a shout-out to that fucking whole philosophy.
02:31:06.000 More shout-outs.
02:31:07.000 This is insane.
02:31:08.000 This is a record number of shout-outs, ladies and gentlemen.
02:31:10.000 I hope you've enjoyed the show as much as I can.
02:31:12.000 Am I playing myself or something, Joe?
02:31:14.000 Or is this just a good podcast?
02:31:16.000 It was fun.
02:31:17.000 Okay, because you look happy, and that's two things.
02:31:20.000 Either we did a good podcast, or it's like, oh my god, Everlast played himself this whole time.
02:31:23.000 There was some chaos in here, but it was a good time.
02:31:24.000 Everlast played himself the whole time.
02:31:26.000 Just understand that whatever I say and whatever I do is only intended to...
02:31:32.000 Express love for humanity.
02:31:35.000 I don't give a fuck if you voted for Donald Trump.
02:31:37.000 I don't give a fuck if you voted for Hillary Clinton, all that political shit.
02:31:40.000 What I was trying to point out with that, and I'll end it on this, is all of us are not involved in the game that's being played.
02:31:47.000 We are victims of the game that's being played in a lot of ways, and that doesn't mean we can't change shit.
02:31:52.000 It's easily changed, but we're told it's not easy.
02:31:56.000 We are in a hurricane of evolution, ladies and gentlemen.
02:31:59.000 Get the fucking money out of politics.
02:32:00.000 Technological, cultural, communication.
02:32:01.000 If the Koch brothers can't donate to a fucking party, they can't affect a fucking election.
02:32:06.000 This is a hailstorm.
02:32:08.000 Some of these ideas were good.
02:32:10.000 I hope you enjoyed it.
02:32:12.000 Some of them were good.
02:32:12.000 Some of them were buzzed.
02:32:13.000 Some of them were fucking fun to listen to and entertaining.
02:32:16.000 I hope if you take anything out of it, it's Jocko Willink's video good.
02:32:20.000 That's it?
02:32:21.000 No.
02:32:23.000 I take offense.
02:32:24.000 That's a good part.
02:32:25.000 It's a good part of this.
02:32:25.000 It's a good inspirational thing, but dude, that was already on the internet.
02:32:30.000 This was brand new, and I gave you jewels, buddy.
02:32:33.000 I love you.
02:32:33.000 I love you, too.
02:32:34.000 I gave you jewels.
02:32:35.000 I agree with those.
02:32:36.000 Those jewels are powerful.
02:32:37.000 One more Warpoint video before we go.
02:32:39.000 Let's end it on a Warpoint video.
02:32:40.000 No, I gotta leave.
02:32:40.000 I gotta leave.
02:32:41.000 Be real.
02:32:42.000 I gotta leave.
02:32:43.000 I'm so sorry, but I can't.
02:32:45.000 Tell people where to go and get it because it's 447. Walk out on it, Joe.
02:32:47.000 Can't do it because I gotta do ads.
02:32:50.000 Do the ads walk out.
02:32:50.000 I can't.
02:32:51.000 I can't.
02:32:52.000 Honestly, I'm late already.
02:32:54.000 Everlast, I love you.
02:32:57.000 I love you too, young Jamie.
02:32:58.000 I love you, Joe Rogan.