The Joe Rogan Experience - July 11, 2017


Joe Rogan Experience #985 - Gad Saad


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 54 minutes

Words per Minute

173.05746

Word Count

30,112

Sentence Count

2,314

Misogynist Sentences

47

Hate Speech Sentences

123


Summary

In this week's episode, we talk about the perils of germs, and how to deal with them. We also talk about what to do if you get sick, and what not to do when you do get sick. And we have a special guest on the show this week, the Godfather himself, who's not only a writer, but also a friend of the show's host, Alex Blumberg. We talk about how he got over his asthma when he was a kid, and why he doesn't get sick when he's around other people. And he's not the only one who gets sick, either. We also discuss the dangers of antibiotics, and whether or not you should be worried about getting sick if you don't have a good immune system. And of course, we discuss brain worms. We can't forget about brain worms, which is a condition that affects the west and affects the rest of the world, and we can't wait to talk about them! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Art by Ian Dorsch. We do not own the rights to either of these songs used in this episode. If you like them, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts. or wherever else you get your music, we'd love to hear them on the next episode. Thank you for the music you've listened to us. Thank you so much for all the support us, we really appreciate the support we've gotten so far. We really appreciate it. -Maggie and the feedback we've been getting through this project. -- Thank you. Sarah, Sarah, Matt, Jamie, Caitie, Jack, Evan, Ben, Joe, and Alex, James, and the Effy, etc., etc., and all of your support, etc. -- thank you. etc. Thanks so much! -- much love, Sarah and Joe. -- -- Sarah, Caitlyn, Elyssa, Emily, Rachel, and Matt, Johnathan, and Jamie, and Sarah, and Mike, and everyone else. -- Thankyou so much, Caitlin, and all the love you all of you, thank you, and your support is so much love you, so much so much more. -- Alyssa and the rest. -- thanks so much to you, bye bye, bye, good night.


Transcript

00:00:02.000 No?
00:00:02.000 Abandon.
00:00:04.000 Three.
00:00:05.000 Two.
00:00:09.000 And we're live.
00:00:10.000 What's up, buddy?
00:00:10.000 Hey, how are you?
00:00:11.000 How are you?
00:00:11.000 I'm very sorry about that sound of the thing in the background, ladies and gentlemen.
00:00:15.000 You hear that?
00:00:16.000 Listen.
00:00:17.000 That's annoying.
00:00:18.000 We'll shut that off.
00:00:20.000 Can we shut that off?
00:00:21.000 Sure, go ahead.
00:00:21.000 Okay.
00:00:22.000 Can you shut it off, Jamie?
00:00:24.000 That is because there was smoke in this room.
00:00:27.000 And the Godfather has an issue with the smoke.
00:00:31.000 How did you get over your asthma?
00:00:33.000 Around puberty, it often subsides, especially if you're quite athletic, which I was.
00:00:40.000 And then it completely went away by about 13 and only came back by about 25. But now I'm not full-blown asthmatic.
00:00:48.000 Only when I get sick, if I, let's say, get a cold, it will migrate to my chest, turn into bronchitis, and what will take you four days to fight might take me a month of whooping cough.
00:00:58.000 Whoa!
00:00:59.000 That's why I'm really careful about not getting a cold, you know?
00:01:02.000 You must be a hand washer.
00:01:04.000 Well, that's why when I came out of the bathroom, my instinct was to tell Jamie as I was shaking his hand, I washed my hands, because I'm always careful about shaking other people's hands, so I'd like to extend them the same courtesy.
00:01:14.000 Yeah, man, I shake some people's hands, and it's like they just dunked it in the pool.
00:01:19.000 Some people, like, they get so sweaty, and you shake their hand, you go, whoa, okay, but what's going on with this hand?
00:01:26.000 Like, what kind of weird bacteria?
00:01:28.000 I read this article that was saying that water bottles, when you reuse a water bottle, they've tested them, and they say that there's less bacteria on dog toys.
00:01:38.000 It's pretty bad.
00:01:38.000 Well, that's why, by the way, I've resorted to fist bumping.
00:01:41.000 Not because I'm cool, but it just reduces the amount of germ transfer from one person to the other by just going like this.
00:01:48.000 But don't you think that that compromises your immune system by not exposing it to a lot of different things?
00:01:53.000 I mean, there is actually research on this, right?
00:01:54.000 From evolutionary medicine, kids who grow up in very sterile environments end up suffering from greater respiratory ailments precisely because their system hasn't been kicked up.
00:02:02.000 Yeah, I believe that.
00:02:03.000 I rarely get sick, and I shake a lot of hands, but I know a lot of people that don't, and they're kind of sick all the time.
00:02:08.000 Like, I don't want to get sick.
00:02:09.000 I'm like, but maybe that's what's going on.
00:02:11.000 Maybe we'll French kiss later after.
00:02:13.000 Ooh, exciting.
00:02:14.000 Don't you threaten me with a good time.
00:02:17.000 I think it's also really important, I don't know how much you partake of this, but to consume probiotics, do you eat acidophilus or yogurt or...
00:02:26.000 I do like yogurt.
00:02:28.000 I do like kimchi.
00:02:29.000 I don't do it by design.
00:02:30.000 I think maybe just those preferences are healthy and so I'm happy to hear that they are good probiotics and for grapplers in particular.
00:02:39.000 Grapplers are very particular about the consumption of probiotics because we get a lot of ringworm.
00:02:47.000 And also staph infections, too.
00:02:49.000 There's a lot of different infections that people can get from, especially ringworm, though.
00:02:53.000 Staph infections is really more from an open cut.
00:02:56.000 But having healthy skin flora is very important.
00:02:59.000 That's why, all you kids listening, don't use antibiotic soap.
00:03:02.000 It's not the right way to go.
00:03:03.000 There's a lot of healthy soaps that use like tea tree oil and eucalyptus that are really good for you that are probiotic.
00:03:10.000 Keep the idea of worm in mind because later I'd like to talk about brain worms and how it relates to a condition that is affecting the West.
00:03:17.000 We can get into it now.
00:03:18.000 Brain worms?
00:03:19.000 You mean like toxoplasma?
00:03:21.000 That would be one.
00:03:22.000 Yeah, there's other ones?
00:03:23.000 There are many others.
00:03:24.000 Do you want to get into that now?
00:03:26.000 Sure.
00:03:26.000 I had Sapolsky.
00:03:27.000 I know.
00:03:29.000 And I should write to him.
00:03:30.000 He's amazing.
00:03:31.000 He is amazing.
00:03:32.000 I wrote to him a while ago, maybe a year and a half or two years ago, but at the time to come on my show.
00:03:37.000 But he was, I think, very busy writing a few books, which I'm guessing he's probably done with now.
00:03:43.000 Well, he was busy then.
00:03:44.000 We had to meet him in L.A. in his hotel room.
00:03:47.000 To be able to.
00:03:48.000 We only had an hour.
00:03:49.000 He literally landed, got into his hotel room.
00:03:52.000 We went with him as he opened up the door to his hotel.
00:03:54.000 We sat down with him.
00:03:56.000 There was just a little table and chair there.
00:03:58.000 Yeah, he's fantastic.
00:03:59.000 Yeah.
00:03:59.000 Yeah, so basically I argue that in the same way that there are all sorts of animals that once they are infected with this brain worm, and there are different instantiations of it, They become zombified, right?
00:04:13.000 Just to give you another example, the spider wasp will sting the spider, which is much bigger than it, rendering it zombified.
00:04:21.000 It then carries it into its burrow, lays its eggs.
00:04:25.000 On the in vivo spider.
00:04:28.000 And then when the eggs hatch, they eat it in vivo.
00:04:31.000 And I argue that the political correctness is akin to the spider wasp's sting because it zombifies us into walking quietly to the abyss of infinite darkness while horrible things are happening around us.
00:04:45.000 But while we think that we're doing the right thing.
00:04:47.000 While we think that, yeah, we're being not racist and good and progressive.
00:04:51.000 But to go back to the brain worm idea, so...
00:04:54.000 I coined the term, not to be cute, but to actually name this collective condition.
00:04:59.000 I call it Ostrich Parasitic Syndrome.
00:05:01.000 Yeah, we've talked about this before.
00:05:03.000 Did we talk about it?
00:05:03.000 Do you know that that's a myth?
00:05:05.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:05:07.000 It's become just a metaphor for, yeah, absolutely.
00:05:10.000 The myth being folks that ostriches don't really stick their head in the ground.
00:05:13.000 Exactly.
00:05:15.000 And it's really taken on a life of its own at this point.
00:05:18.000 I'm actually thinking of studying this scientifically, not just as something that I talk about in my public engagement.
00:05:23.000 What is it that causes some people to be more likely to be parasitized by the types of mindsets that would cause you to suffer from Ostrich Parasitic Syndrome?
00:05:35.000 So a classic example would be, which I guess we'll get into...
00:05:39.000 How much evidence do you need to see around the world that there might be some religious ideology that is somewhat problematic and antithetical to secular, liberal, modern values?
00:05:49.000 How much information or what is the type of information that you would need to see before you're able to arrive to such a conclusion?
00:05:57.000 And so one of the things I'm thinking of doing is to formally Quantify a score of OPS, how much somebody suffers from OPS, as a type of mindset, and what are some predictors that could help us understand who is more or less likely to be afflicted by this mindset?
00:06:13.000 Well, there's certain people that just never want to hurt anyone's feelings, except when they think that it is within their rights to attack that person, because that person is somehow or another victimizing someone else, and then they'll be far more egregious than the original offense.
00:06:29.000 Did you know about that guy in Canada that's getting sued?
00:06:31.000 Well, the Human Rights Council fined him $12,000 because he walked into an apartment that he owned with shoes on because there was a Muslim family living there.
00:06:42.000 Their lease was up, and he was looking to rent the apartment.
00:06:46.000 They stopped responding to his texts.
00:06:48.000 And so he opened up the apartment to show this apartment that he owns, and because he walked into a building that he owns with his shoes on, he has to pay them $12,000 for failing to accommodate their religious practices while showing their apartment to prospective tenants.
00:07:07.000 That's crazy.
00:07:08.000 Welcome to Canada.
00:07:09.000 We just had a thing called Motion M103. Are you familiar with this?
00:07:14.000 Look at this statement, though.
00:07:16.000 I'm sorry to interrupt you, but the Human Rights Count Tribunal of Ontario also found that he harassed them and created a poisoned housing environment.
00:07:24.000 That's right.
00:07:25.000 There you go.
00:07:26.000 Because he refused to remove his shoes.
00:07:27.000 Some sensibilities are more equal than others.
00:07:30.000 But that is just...
00:07:31.000 Why is it that people are so...
00:07:34.000 Especially and particularly with Muslims.
00:07:37.000 You'll notice that there's a lot of people that are...
00:07:41.000 They will accuse everyone of Islamophobia, yet they'll shit on Christians.
00:07:45.000 It's really common.
00:07:47.000 It's not that they believe in religious freedom.
00:07:50.000 It's that they have a pet cause.
00:07:52.000 And the pet cause is almost like being a contrarian to a lot of far-right people who are...
00:07:58.000 Really terrified of Muslims like they're trying to like figure out How to balance that out with their own ridiculous left-wing version of it?
00:08:06.000 Well, I think there are two elements to it.
00:08:08.000 One is that they're just afraid to criticize Muslims because there are greater repercussions to do so than to criticize Seventh-day Adventists.
00:08:16.000 So just from a very basic sort of survival instinct.
00:08:19.000 But I think secondly, which is kind of part of the ostrich parasitic syndrome I'm speaking of, there are all sort of erroneous ideas that people have been infected with.
00:08:28.000 You know, the The Muslim religion is a religion for the downtrodden, the brown people, the exotic others.
00:08:36.000 And so to criticize them when they are a hapless, exotic minority is simply racist and sexist.
00:08:43.000 And people believe that.
00:08:44.000 Even though most of the countries that these people are coming from, when they come to the West, not only are they the majority, they're almost the exclusive majority.
00:08:52.000 So they are out of, I think, 56 countries that constitute the...
00:08:57.000 OIC, the Organization of Islamic Cooperation, something like 29 or 30 countries, they're exclusively Islamic.
00:09:04.000 There are no longer any religious minorities.
00:09:06.000 It's in the order of 99.9 something.
00:09:08.000 So to argue that people who come from these countries are, you know, religious minorities.
00:09:13.000 Well, I mean, they're religious minorities when they come to the West, but they're all coming from countries where, never mind that they're the majority, they've never interacted with someone who did not share their faith.
00:09:23.000 I don't think people understand that if that happens here, like, you can't turn back from that without violence.
00:09:30.000 I mean, I'm not saying that it would happen in the United States, but the fact that it can happen anywhere means it can happen everywhere.
00:09:38.000 I mean, it really can.
00:09:40.000 I mean, it's a big reach on my part to say that, because there's no evidence whatsoever that it's going to happen here.
00:09:45.000 But if you really look at some of the countries that are suffering under There's these really oppressive religious ideologies where women aren't allowed to drive where they have to wear Covering all over their body that signifies that they're a part of this religious sect Like if that if someone tried to do that today Like if you had some blonde haired blue-eyed guy that made all women wear a certain outfit and they weren't allowed to drive and they weren't allowed to have the same rights How many people would be standing up for them?
00:10:12.000 It's incredible Especially if it was a new thing there's something about old things like old ideology is them legitimacy So strange.
00:10:20.000 What is that?
00:10:22.000 Well, it's exactly what you said.
00:10:23.000 You take an idea that someone holds.
00:10:26.000 If he doesn't cloak it under the robe of religion, you commit him to a psychiatric institution.
00:10:32.000 If he says, no, no, no, but this belief...
00:10:34.000 As part of my religion, suddenly you get a free pass.
00:10:37.000 It's grotesque.
00:10:38.000 But to speak to your point about, well, that you were stretching about it happening in the United States, you're not stretching it at all.
00:10:44.000 As a matter of fact, I've argued, for example, when Trump won, that if you look at a long-term view of the issue of Islamic immigration, if what you focus on is I think?
00:11:23.000 And so, yes, if you look at it from the perspective of 10, 20, 50, 100 years, the U.S. stands no threat.
00:11:32.000 But take a long-term view.
00:11:34.000 I love this quote from, I think it was the Taliban who said it, that the United States have all the clocks and watches.
00:11:40.000 We have all the time in the world.
00:11:42.000 In other words, inshallah, eventually, God willing, we will conquer you.
00:11:46.000 So this is the right way to look at this issue.
00:11:49.000 Do you wish to have a society become more Islamized or less?
00:11:53.000 Let me draw another analogy.
00:11:56.000 At the end of every day, you can weigh yourself and one of three things is going to happen.
00:12:01.000 You've either lost weight that day, your weight did not change a single ounce, or you've put on weight.
00:12:06.000 So let's analogize this with Islam.
00:12:08.000 When Islam comes into a place, either the society gets better, nothing changes, or it gets worse.
00:12:15.000 Do we have enough data at this point after 1400 years to suggest that we can try to bet what will happen to a society?
00:12:23.000 The answer, regrettably, is yes.
00:12:24.000 Again, I hate to have to preface, of course, most Muslims are lovely and peaceful and wish to simply raise their children.
00:12:31.000 But Islam as an ideology when it comes into a new society, is it a good thing?
00:12:36.000 If yes, let's all turn Islamic.
00:12:38.000 If no, then maybe we should have an honest conversation about this.
00:12:41.000 An honest conversation is what's really important because these things get so emotionally charged, like the infamous Ben Affleck-Sam Harris debacle on Bill Maher's show.
00:12:51.000 But that to me is a perfect example because Sam speaks in such a measured way.
00:12:57.000 Tone and he's so educated about it.
00:13:00.000 He's not making these big gigantic leaps, but people love to jump on him and call racism.
00:13:07.000 He sent me some video that I just watched the other day where a bunch of people are just Taking complete out-of-context statements Attributing him to him as being like this is what he believes on things when if you listen to the full Extent of the conversation.
00:13:22.000 He's literally saying like that.
00:13:24.000 I'm gonna say something here that could be taken out of context But what I'm saying is like imagine if someone was saying this, right?
00:13:32.000 How do you respond to that and they use that as a statement?
00:13:35.000 I mean, there's there's so much of that going on There's so much so dishonest Well, there's this weird not-me thing that they're doing.
00:13:43.000 It's like, I'm not the racist.
00:13:46.000 He's the racist.
00:13:47.000 And they get very, you're racist!
00:13:49.000 Like, the Ben Affleck thing.
00:13:51.000 Like, he was like, that is so gross.
00:13:53.000 That is so racist.
00:13:54.000 Like, instead of just...
00:13:56.000 I'm discussing this conversation.
00:13:58.000 I'm discussing this, especially on the Bill Maher show, because that shows all those shows.
00:14:03.000 It's not to criticize that show, but all those shows, we have a panel of six people.
00:14:06.000 What you see is a bunch of people waiting to say something and they have to jump in.
00:14:10.000 And it's almost like they have to be salacious or they have to be outrageous just to get heard.
00:14:16.000 You know, like everyone, it's, it's, it, those kind of shows promote this sort of disingenuous communication.
00:14:21.000 Because you have to, you can't be polite.
00:14:23.000 Like, you and I can be polite.
00:14:24.000 It's just you and I. We can talk and we can have these long-form conversations.
00:14:29.000 But on that show, you don't have the time to unpack what's wrong with anything.
00:14:35.000 All ideologies, all things that tell you how to think.
00:14:39.000 Forget about whether or not you think it came from Jesus or the prophet Muhammad or Joseph Smith.
00:14:44.000 Anytime there's a doctrine that tells you how to think because of some mystical presence, some god or deity or prophet who has gotten the wisdom of the universe, and you must not question it, and women have to wear veils and dress up like beekeepers.
00:15:00.000 I mean, all that stuff is very, very problematic because people are prone For whatever reason, I mean, I guess it's something that goes back to tribalism and alpha male chimpanzee behavior.
00:15:12.000 We're prone to follow.
00:15:14.000 We're prone to follow leaders.
00:15:15.000 I mean, it makes it easier.
00:15:16.000 And that's one of the things you're seeing here.
00:15:18.000 Well, what's amazing is that it's one thing to attack Sam because in the game of identity politics, he scores really poorly, right?
00:15:26.000 He's a Southern Californian white male who doesn't speak any of the languages that matter, Arabic or so on.
00:15:32.000 And his parents had money.
00:15:34.000 And his parents had money.
00:15:35.000 I love that.
00:15:36.000 Oh, your parents had money, you sinner.
00:15:38.000 Exactly.
00:15:38.000 I only recently found out, maybe a year and a half ago, when I met him last, that his mother is the creator of Golden Girls.
00:15:47.000 Did you know that?
00:15:47.000 No, I didn't even know that.
00:15:48.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:15:49.000 And actually, I just looked at one of the Golden Girls that was rerunning.
00:15:53.000 And you see, I think it's Susan Harris or something.
00:15:55.000 But anyways, someone like me who comes from the Middle East who escaped that reality, someone like Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
00:16:02.000 I've had many people on my show.
00:16:04.000 I don't know how much you followed, but a lot of people who've all escaped from this world, either they still consider themselves Muslim, but not Muslim-lite, or ex-Muslims in many cases.
00:16:15.000 They will be attacked.
00:16:16.000 So imagine, you know, so there is some woman who went to Wellesley College who doesn't know anything about Islam short of whatever she learned in her bullshit progressive course.
00:16:26.000 She will lecture to us what true Islam is.
00:16:29.000 Not the people who lived under it.
00:16:31.000 Not the people who ran away from it.
00:16:33.000 She knows better because...
00:16:34.000 So it's really...
00:16:35.000 It's grotesque.
00:16:36.000 It's infuriating.
00:16:37.000 It's stunning.
00:16:38.000 And it's also confusing.
00:16:40.000 Because, like, when you see them do it, like...
00:16:42.000 I mean, anytime someone goes so far overboard that objective reasoning is out the window and you're...
00:16:48.000 You know, you're so committed to whatever position that you're in that you can't look at both sides of it.
00:16:53.000 I mean, I could see why a lot of religious traditions would be comforting to people, remind them of where they came from, give them pride of their homeland, give them a personal good feeling that they're connected to some sort of an ancient tradition, as long as it's not oppressing other human beings.
00:17:10.000 And there's got to be some, I mean, actually cultural patterns of behavior that people do, like celebrations, like Oktoberfest or something like that.
00:17:20.000 Those things, you know, promote some sort of a pride, like I guess a pride in Germany and their beer making and all that stuff, without oppressing people, you know?
00:17:29.000 But by the way, this is...
00:17:31.000 A good segue to what you're talking about is something that is upsetting me these days, increasingly so.
00:17:37.000 So some people are now trying to draw a distinction between Islam and Islamism.
00:17:42.000 The reason why I mention this is because Islam has two elements.
00:17:46.000 There's the spiritual part, which is kind of like your Oktoberfest, pray this way, believe in a monotheistic God and so on.
00:17:55.000 But then within Islam is a much larger component of politics, political Islam.
00:18:03.000 So when you say something like, well, you know, we should be attacking Islamism, as if it's something that is outside of Islam.
00:18:11.000 That's simply false.
00:18:12.000 Islamism is Islam, right?
00:18:14.000 Erdogan, the Prime Minister of Turkey, and I can quote many other Islamic experts, said, Islam is Islam.
00:18:23.000 The term moderate Islam, Islamism, and all these other qualifiers are nonsensical.
00:18:29.000 Now, the reason why that upsets me is because it grants people a false sense of security and hope.
00:18:36.000 You know, Islam is wonderful, but we need to attack this separate thing called Islamism.
00:18:40.000 Well, from day one, 1400 years ago, Islam was Islamism.
00:18:45.000 Now, that doesn't mean that there isn't a spiritual element.
00:18:47.000 That doesn't mean that most Muslims just want to practice the spiritual part.
00:18:51.000 But there is no set of doctrines in a separate book called Radicalized Islamism.
00:18:58.000 It all comes from the same text.
00:19:00.000 It comes from the Quran, it comes from the Hadith, and it comes from the Sirah, the biography of Muhammad.
00:19:05.000 So this kind of false narrative that people are promulgating so that they seem as though they're not frontally attacking a religion, while laudable, while nice, I get that reflex, it's false.
00:19:19.000 And so again, to go back to our point of talking honestly, We need to talk honestly.
00:19:24.000 There is only Islam.
00:19:25.000 Some people choose to practice it fully.
00:19:28.000 Some people choose to ignore the ugly part.
00:19:30.000 But there is no such thing as Islamism.
00:19:32.000 Islamism is part of Islam.
00:19:34.000 Now, you're a person that goes out of your way to say, we're not talking about the kind, sweet Islamic people that just want to raise their children.
00:19:43.000 So how do you sort of manage those two ideas, that they're the same?
00:19:49.000 Like when the term radical Islam gets thrown around.
00:19:53.000 Right.
00:19:53.000 So, radical Islam simply means I really take my Islam seriously, right?
00:20:00.000 Let's draw a silly analogy.
00:20:02.000 If I don't eat pork, am I a radical Jew or am I a Jew, right?
00:20:07.000 Now, I happen to be Jewish.
00:20:09.000 I simply ignore the kosher edict that says don't eat pork.
00:20:13.000 Why do you do that, though?
00:20:15.000 Because in my case, I simply identify as Jewish in the sense that Judaism is a multi-attribute identity.
00:20:22.000 It includes a shared history, shared lineage.
00:20:26.000 It's kind of a race.
00:20:28.000 Some could argue it's a race.
00:20:29.000 It's considered in a lot of people's ideas.
00:20:31.000 So I could still...
00:20:32.000 In the same way that you might identify as coming from Boston, and there's a shared history from all people who grew up around the time that you grew up in Boston...
00:20:41.000 And there is a sense of affiliation and tribalism with that reality.
00:20:46.000 Being Jewish, as far as I'm concerned, and for most Jews, is exactly that.
00:20:50.000 We don't necessarily take the religious elements very seriously.
00:20:54.000 Now, that doesn't mean that we are practicing a light Judaism or non-radical Judaism.
00:21:00.000 We're simply ignoring those parts of Judaism that we choose to ignore.
00:21:04.000 So there is no such thing as radical Islam.
00:21:07.000 There are no books called radical Islam.
00:21:09.000 There is a set of doctrines called Islam, and then I could do what's called cafeteria Islam, which is I pick and choose the parts that I wish to adhere to.
00:21:18.000 So again, the discourse is a false narrative.
00:21:21.000 I understand the reason for it, because people find it rather gauche to attack frontally a religion, or at least to attack Islam.
00:21:29.000 So they have to, I call this the ism magic heuristic, right?
00:21:33.000 You add ism to something, it makes it bad.
00:21:35.000 Islam is good.
00:21:37.000 Islamism is bad.
00:21:38.000 Believe me.
00:21:39.000 For you, I would like to defend you, if there's a lot of people that are listening right now, or offer up some, not even defend you, but offer up some information.
00:21:48.000 You grew up in a place where being Jewish was lethal.
00:21:54.000 I mean, your life was threatened.
00:21:57.000 Certainly when the Civil War broke out.
00:21:59.000 Prior to that, you could live in Lebanon as a Jew.
00:22:02.000 People knew that we were Jewish, but know your place, Jew.
00:22:05.000 That, by the way, is something that I explain when discussing...
00:22:08.000 I'm not sure if we've discussed this on this show, but it might be worth repeating.
00:22:11.000 I believe we discussed your past in Lebanon.
00:22:14.000 Okay, so do you know what a dimmi is?
00:22:16.000 Have you heard that term?
00:22:17.000 Dimmi?
00:22:17.000 Yeah, you explain it, but please do again.
00:22:20.000 So a dimmi is a third-class citizen, comes out of Quranic edicts that basically said that when Islam comes into a society, you basically have three choices if you're not a Muslim.
00:22:32.000 You could either convert, you could either get killed, or if you are people of the book, meaning Christians and Jews, meaning people of the book that you're also monotheistic, you're also from an Abrahamic faith, Then you could live as a dimmi.
00:22:46.000 A dimmi is a protected class, protected in quotes.
00:22:50.000 We tolerate you.
00:22:51.000 And in order to tolerate you, we're going to remind you repeatedly of your subservient position.
00:22:58.000 Now, at different points across the last 1400 years, that mechanism was either instituted very forcefully or more lightly.
00:23:07.000 So in the context of Lebanon, which was a very progressive and modern country in the Middle Eastern context, There wasn't somebody knocking on our door and levying the jizya.
00:23:15.000 Pay us or else we're going to rape your daughters.
00:23:18.000 But you didn't wear a big star of David because that might be construed as inflammatory, just like the example that you started off the show.
00:23:26.000 You're hurting our sensibilities by pushing your Judaism on us, right?
00:23:31.000 So your status did not always have been threatened in that my head is going to come off at any minute, right?
00:23:40.000 My parents grew up and lived there.
00:23:41.000 They didn't die.
00:23:43.000 But once the Civil War broke out, then it became lethally dangerous to be Jewish.
00:23:48.000 I mean, we're going to be executed.
00:23:49.000 We left.
00:23:49.000 So you never know when we're going to go from tolerating you to off with the heads.
00:23:56.000 And that's been the history for the past 1400 years.
00:23:59.000 And so, again, when people think, but Islam is not that bad.
00:24:03.000 Look, in Andalusia, Jews and Christians and Muslims used to walk around hand in hand in Spain around the 15th, 16th century.
00:24:13.000 Baloney.
00:24:14.000 Yes, people were not being beheaded every day, but you knew your place.
00:24:18.000 That's not equality.
00:24:20.000 And it's kind of interesting when you talk about this idea about how people are reluctant to criticize Islam because they're worried about the repercussions of this.
00:24:31.000 It kind of speaks to how rare it is that people do violate those principles in those countries.
00:24:39.000 Because if you do have a culture that's 99% Islamic, Especially if they go by the book, like, every step of the way.
00:24:48.000 Like, there's not going to be a lot of people that are stepping on the line for fear of the horrific repercussions.
00:24:54.000 Now, psychologically in this country, you're seeing that for some strange reason emerging from the left.
00:25:16.000 It's unbelievable.
00:25:20.000 It's a really strange position to be a progressive who's reinforcing the ideologies of a regressive culture that's very ancient.
00:25:30.000 But what's incredible is that they'll come up with ways to defend this cognitive inconsistency.
00:25:36.000 And hence, that's part of the ostrich parasitic syndrome that I was mentioning earlier.
00:25:39.000 What are some ways that they defend it?
00:25:41.000 Let me just give you a few manifestations of ostrich logic.
00:25:46.000 My friend Mohammed is a very nice guy and he drinks and he fornicates and he's very liberal.
00:25:52.000 So the idea then becomes that as long as I can identify a single exemplar of an Islamic person who does not otherwise adhere to what Islam dictates, then it's not true that Islam is bad.
00:26:06.000 Now, this is a manifestation of a more general cognitive bias, which goes like this.
00:26:11.000 If I walk into class and I say, look, homo sapiens are sexually dimorphic.
00:26:16.000 There are innate sex differences between the two sexes.
00:26:19.000 Men are bigger than women.
00:26:20.000 Someone will put up their hand and say, but my Aunt Linda is taller than my Uncle Joe.
00:26:24.000 Oh, gee, Darwin is dead, right?
00:26:26.000 So they identify a singular exemplar that is supposed to falsify a statement that is only true at the population level.
00:26:35.000 So that's one example.
00:26:36.000 Muhammad is nice, therefore Islam is nice.
00:26:39.000 Here's a second example.
00:26:42.000 They point to a particular historical context where Jews lived in Islamic countries and weren't killed.
00:26:47.000 Hey, but God said, you lived in Lebanon and you still have your head.
00:26:50.000 And the retort that I usually give is, well, until they were going to cut off my head.
00:26:56.000 But secondly, Jeffrey Dahmer, if you take, I think he was guilty of 17 murders.
00:27:03.000 If you take the number of days that he lived as an adult, So,
00:27:19.000 what you have to basically do is take each of these ostrich logic arguments and analogize how idiotic they are.
00:27:29.000 But it's very exhausting because the bent, as you said, of all these progressives is to do whatever they can to protect the ideology.
00:27:38.000 It's exhausting to consistently have to try to fight through all their clutter.
00:27:42.000 And it's not a thought that...
00:27:45.000 It's not something that is structured with objective reasoning.
00:27:50.000 It's something that's structured with their own particular ideology that does not want to criticize this one segment of the human population that they think is being persecuted.
00:28:01.000 Right.
00:28:02.000 And meanwhile, if you think about throughout So if you talk about bloody borders, right?
00:28:24.000 Islam doesn't necessarily make for very good neighbors.
00:28:28.000 Why?
00:28:28.000 Because, again, notwithstanding the fact that most Muslims are lovely and just want to raise their kids, Islam is a supremacist ideology.
00:28:36.000 It basically says that the world is meant to all be united under the flag of Allah.
00:28:42.000 Now, some people take that seriously.
00:28:44.000 Others don't.
00:28:45.000 But the doctrines of Islam are very clear.
00:28:48.000 We should all submit to Islam.
00:28:50.000 So even if 95% of Muslims don't adhere to that tenet, if only 5% do, that means we're always going to have friction.
00:28:59.000 In some cases, it'll be like Lebanon.
00:29:02.000 By the way, I've predicted that in Europe...
00:29:04.000 This is on record, we can probably find it, that in Europe, within 15, 20, 25, 50 years, we're going to have Lebanon all over the place.
00:29:12.000 And now it's starting to happen, right?
00:29:13.000 At one point, we were having daily attacks all over Europe.
00:29:17.000 So again, if you're going to increase Islamic immigration to the West, Of course, most people are nice and just want to escape to a better world.
00:29:26.000 But are you willing to take the risks for what's about to happen?
00:29:30.000 Are you willing to accept people whose cultural and religious values are perfectly antithetical to yours?
00:29:37.000 If you do Pew surveys from around the Middle East or Islamic countries about your views on Jews, well, you'll get things like 95 to 99 percent Jew hatred.
00:29:48.000 So if I am a Canadian Jew, right, and I see that 50,000 Syrians are going to come in, Is it that I'm filled with hatred towards Syrians or am I simply someone who calculates statistical regularities and basically says that out of 50,000 people,
00:30:04.000 if 95% have endemic Jew hatred as part of their identity, do I have a right to be concerned about this?
00:30:10.000 I'm not worried about Haitians.
00:30:12.000 They're black people.
00:30:13.000 I'm not racist.
00:30:13.000 I'm not worried about the Vietnamese.
00:30:15.000 I'm worried about the cultural and religious baggage that you bring in.
00:30:19.000 What about your views towards clitorises or homosexuality or religious minorities or black dogs?
00:30:27.000 Darwin forbid if you're a black dog.
00:30:29.000 A black dog?
00:30:30.000 I mean, Muhammad hated dogs, but he particularly hated black dogs.
00:30:36.000 So what do they do with blocked dogs?
00:30:39.000 Go online and you'll see some pretty ugly animal cruelty.
00:30:43.000 They're not very tolerant towards dogs.
00:30:46.000 If you touch a dog before you're heading to prayer, this is called nejus.
00:30:51.000 It's impure.
00:30:52.000 By the way, the kuffar, the non-Muslims, are also nejus.
00:30:55.000 They're as impure as urine and blood and sperm and feces.
00:31:02.000 Should I feel bad that there is an ideology that considers me an impure quality?
00:31:09.000 Now, does that mean that all Muslims are like that?
00:31:11.000 Of course not.
00:31:12.000 99% of the Muslims I've met have been lovely, and many of them are my friends.
00:31:16.000 But we should be able to talk about what's inside those books.
00:31:19.000 And those books are not radical Islam.
00:31:22.000 They're Islam.
00:31:23.000 Well, let me ask you this.
00:31:24.000 What's the alternative?
00:31:25.000 Like, say, for Syrian refugees?
00:31:27.000 I mean, any kind, caring person who...
00:31:30.000 Has concern for our fellow human beings sees these people fleeing and sees the horrific conditions that they're confronted with in their own country and they really don't have a lot of options and they're trying to escape to the West.
00:31:43.000 What are the options?
00:31:45.000 What do you do?
00:31:45.000 There are no clear answers.
00:31:47.000 I would certainly say you first place the people who are most at risk in those societies in the front of the queue.
00:31:54.000 So you bring the Yazidi women, you bring the Christians who are being persecuted.
00:31:58.000 The women, but what about the father?
00:31:59.000 If the dad is with the wife and the children, you can't just have the father stay back behind the tent and you let the mom go to Toronto with the kids.
00:32:07.000 No, fair enough.
00:32:08.000 What I was saying, though, is that let people who are non-Islamic, who are fleeing those areas, at the front of the queue first.
00:32:16.000 But isn't that religious persecution?
00:32:20.000 I mean, or at the very least, it's prejudiced, right?
00:32:23.000 I mean, you're singling people out because of their ideology or because of what religion they're from, not because of their past behavior or any predictors whatsoever about their future behavior.
00:32:34.000 But we do have some statistical regularity about...
00:32:36.000 What types of values those guys are going to come with.
00:32:40.000 So I'm not suggesting we close the door.
00:32:42.000 Right, but wouldn't that, in a way, I mean, just to play devil's advocate, wouldn't that, in a way, kind of put the Muslims in Toronto, who do immigrate, whatever, pick that city, who try to immigrate to Canada, in the same sort of a position that your family was in, in Lebanon,
00:32:57.000 where you were hiding the fact that you were Jews?
00:33:01.000 No one has an inalienable right to immigrate anywhere, correct?
00:33:06.000 So if you wish to immigrate to the West, then leave every single syllable that constitutes a belief, attitude, position, value that is contrary to ours at the door and then welcome in my brother.
00:33:21.000 Man, isn't that a crazy thing to say to someone whose entire life and their ideology is a big part of their identity and who they are, like how they view the world.
00:33:31.000 That's the structure for which they interface with other human beings.
00:33:36.000 I agree with you in a way.
00:33:39.000 I agree with you overall when I talk about the entire human population that it would be wonderful if we did that.
00:33:44.000 But from individual to individual, we know about the trials and tribulations that people go through in a day-to-day life and religious freedom and a religious ideology in many cases helps people get through the pains of life.
00:33:59.000 It helps them get through the struggles.
00:34:00.000 I'm not saying that it's rational, but I am saying that in many ways it's a scaffolding for their own personal behavior.
00:34:08.000 Got it.
00:34:09.000 You would have to then ensure that your religious practice is exclusively practiced privately.
00:34:18.000 Never should there ever be an intrusion into the public sphere.
00:34:22.000 No asking for prayer rooms at the university.
00:34:26.000 The example that you gave is the slight creeping jihad, right?
00:34:32.000 So my next book is called, tentatively, it might change, Death of the West by a Thousand Cuts, right?
00:34:37.000 It's the idea that when you take, again, a parable of the frog, when you put it in boiling water and you do it very slowly, the frog, if you do it very, very slowly, if it falls below a just noticeable difference, it doesn't notice that the temperature is rising until it's too late and it boils to death, right?
00:34:52.000 So this idea of just noticeable difference is something that's very important in this conversation.
00:34:57.000 We're not going to get Islamized overnight, but Egypt, before it became Islamic, used to be non-Islamic once upon a time.
00:35:04.000 Today it's about 10% Coptic Christians.
00:35:07.000 Turkey is now 99% Islamic.
00:35:10.000 One day it wasn't.
00:35:11.000 Iran, the great Persian empires were non-Islamic.
00:35:14.000 Today it's almost exclusively Islamic.
00:35:16.000 So the United States and Canada are not going to become Islamic in the next 10 years.
00:35:23.000 But give it enough time, have a long enough view of history, and I worry about your grandchildren and mine.
00:35:31.000 And so that's how you have an honest conversation.
00:35:34.000 And I'm not sure what the answer is.
00:35:35.000 One possibility, which I've discussed with folks on my show who are trained lawyers, is that There are provisions in the law, at least in the United States, to declare an ideology as being seditious, right?
00:35:48.000 So in the same way that you could say that Nazism is seditious to our values or communism, there are elements of Islam, the non-spiritual parts, that it doesn't take Einstein to recognize that they are perfectly antithetical to every single value that you and I would hold dear as Westerners.
00:36:08.000 Like what?
00:36:09.000 What would be some of those values?
00:36:10.000 So take, for example, Sharia law, which is the Islamic law by which you organize society.
00:36:18.000 The first premise of Islamic law is that the crime, its severity, and its punishment depends on the identity of the perpetrator and the victim.
00:36:30.000 So imagine the idea in the American Constitution that justice is blind.
00:36:33.000 Well, that is already violated as the most fundamental tenet of Sharia law.
00:36:37.000 If a Muslim kills a Jew, it's a very, very different crime than if a Jew kills a Muslim.
00:36:43.000 You can just go look up Reliance of the Traveler, which is the English translation of Sharia law, and you'll see all these things.
00:36:51.000 So why should we tolerate this kind of stuff, right?
00:36:55.000 Come in, my Muslim brothers, but keep the stuff that you yourself escaped from out of our country.
00:37:01.000 We don't want it.
00:37:01.000 And if you keep it out, come in and let's grow together and hug it out.
00:37:06.000 But why should I be tolerant towards the intolerable?
00:37:09.000 I agree with you in theory, but I think the problem is as soon as you tell someone to not follow certain aspects of their ideology, those aspects become even more attractive.
00:37:19.000 And especially if they consider the West to be decadent and filled with sin and fornicating and drinking and all the things that they think are disgusting.
00:37:28.000 And then these people...
00:37:30.000 Other ones are telling you that you can't follow the word of God as brought down by the prophet from up on high.
00:37:37.000 It becomes even more attractive to them.
00:37:41.000 So what do we do?
00:37:42.000 Drugs.
00:37:43.000 Psychedelic drugs.
00:37:44.000 Everyone gets on mushrooms.
00:37:45.000 And I'm not kidding.
00:37:47.000 I really think you need transcendent experiences to escape from the day-to-day vibration of normal life.
00:37:56.000 How about just the commitment to reason and science?
00:37:58.000 It would be wonderful if we could do that, but people are so terrified of death, and they're so terrified of the unknown, and they're so terrified of not having structure.
00:38:07.000 People love having ideological structure that they can govern their life by.
00:38:12.000 Real, clear, established rules.
00:38:14.000 Man, people get mad at me when I wear a fanny pack.
00:38:16.000 And I'm not joking.
00:38:18.000 One of the reasons why I wear it is because people think it's disgusting.
00:38:21.000 Like, you think it's disgusting that I have a bag around my waist that I can keep my keys and phone in.
00:38:27.000 But we have structure, you know?
00:38:29.000 Men aren't supposed to wear sandals.
00:38:31.000 You know, if you're a man and you're wearing high-heeled, open-toed shoes, you will get ridiculed.
00:38:36.000 Why?
00:38:37.000 Because we have a structure.
00:38:38.000 And this structure, I mean, that's a bad example.
00:38:40.000 But it's not really, because it's along the same lines of thinking.
00:38:44.000 We would expect you to behave like we do so that we don't have to worry about your behavior.
00:38:50.000 I like gentlemen.
00:38:51.000 I like a man with a tie and a suit because I'm pretty sure that guy's not going to spit at me and stab me and rob me.
00:38:57.000 We have these ideas about people that dress and behave a certain way.
00:39:02.000 If you're in a business meeting and a guy starts swearing, you're like, whoa, all bets are off.
00:39:08.000 This man's not establishing the gentleman's protocol.
00:39:11.000 He's not following the standard business.
00:39:13.000 A business-oriented, you know, I would just like to exchange numbers and funds with you protocol.
00:39:20.000 And so I don't understand what his behavior is going to be.
00:39:22.000 He's unpredictable.
00:39:23.000 He could be a random street thug with a hoodie.
00:39:26.000 You know, that was a thing for a while.
00:39:27.000 People were scared of young black men with hoodies on because a gentleman would not wear a hoodie on the street.
00:39:32.000 That's a dangerous person.
00:39:34.000 But by the way, our brains have evolved to think this way, right?
00:39:37.000 And so this idea, you were asking me earlier, give me some examples of ostrich logic.
00:39:42.000 So this kind of hashtag.
00:39:43.000 Not all, right?
00:39:45.000 Yeah.
00:40:07.000 Just because of your statistical regularity that you'd calculate which group is more likely to impart violence on you, then you might avoid the alley with the four young men, even though not all young men, right?
00:40:20.000 Even though the probability that a young man is going to jump you and gang rape you and mug you and stab you is a small one.
00:40:27.000 But your brain has evolved to calculate those statistical regularities and to then...
00:40:31.000 Be very careful, be very risk aversive in putting yourself in harm's way.
00:40:37.000 So again, even though most Muslims are very nice and very lovely, I think we have enough data right now if we look at the last, since 2011. In 2001, 9-11, there's been over 30,000 terror attacks committed in the name of Islam,
00:40:52.000 right?
00:40:53.000 I challenge anybody in your comments section to list me another ideology that comes remotely close.
00:40:59.000 If you added up every single other ideology since 2001, you wouldn't come up to 100. So what is the statistical numbers that you need to see before you're able to simply say, look, let's have an honest conversation, notwithstanding that not all Muslims and most are nice.
00:41:15.000 Is there a problem with Islam?
00:41:17.000 Yes.
00:41:17.000 It's not radical Islam.
00:41:18.000 It's not Islamism.
00:41:20.000 It's not militant, violent extremism.
00:41:23.000 Let's stop with the bullshit euphobisms.
00:41:25.000 There are inherent elements, contents within Islam that are problematic.
00:41:30.000 It's not my job to find a way to get rid of them.
00:41:33.000 But if you wish to be part of our Western societies, then you need to find a way to expunge that stuff.
00:41:38.000 If you do it, welcome my brother, we're all brothers.
00:41:41.000 If you don't, then I should show preference to people who share similar cultural values to me.
00:41:47.000 That's called Now, what about people that would say that there's inherent problems with the Jewish religion?
00:41:54.000 There's inherent problems with subscribing to that ideology, that they have been persecuting Islamic people in Palestine, that they've been prosecuting and treating Islamic people as inferior to Jewish people?
00:42:08.000 That's, I mean, I know you're not necessarily saying it, but that's part of ostrich logic.
00:42:12.000 That's what I call, but muh, the Crusades, right?
00:42:14.000 And it's not me who actually came up with the but muh, right?
00:42:17.000 So every time...
00:42:18.000 What is but muh?
00:42:19.000 Muh, like, it's a way of saying, like, but bro, what about the Crusades?
00:42:25.000 Muh, M-U-H. Where's that from?
00:42:27.000 I think I first saw it in, he'll be happy that I'm giving a shout out, I think a guy on YouTube who goes by the name of T and Kraut, or Kraut and T, he's a German YouTuber.
00:42:37.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:42:39.000 I meant like that's not from a language or anything.
00:42:41.000 Oh, no, no, no.
00:42:42.000 It's like saying bro.
00:42:43.000 Like duh?
00:42:44.000 Duh, exactly.
00:42:45.000 Wait a minute, man.
00:42:46.000 Exactly.
00:42:46.000 But muh, the crusade.
00:42:48.000 So as soon as you point to some Islamic ugly reality, then someone points, but bro, what about Israel?
00:42:56.000 But isn't it a valid comparison?
00:42:58.000 Not really.
00:42:58.000 But you're kind of claiming an ideology, right?
00:43:02.000 But when you're saying you're Jewish, and I support you saying this 100%, especially considering of all people, you should be in some ways proud of who you are, considering that you come from a line of oppressed people that escaped a horrible situation.
00:43:16.000 No one is arguing that there is a monopoly of ugliness that only stems from Islam.
00:43:22.000 Jews can engage in ugliness, Christians, atheists.
00:43:27.000 Why subscribe to any ideology then?
00:43:29.000 Because in the case of, you're talking about specifically Israel?
00:43:33.000 Any ideology.
00:43:36.000 Not necessarily Israel, which is a land.
00:43:39.000 I reject all the religious elements of Judaism.
00:43:42.000 So why are you a Jew?
00:43:44.000 Because I am part of a people.
00:43:45.000 I'm part of a shared history.
00:43:47.000 So it's like I'm Italian.
00:43:48.000 You're Italian.
00:43:48.000 You're Italian, right?
00:43:50.000 I belong to the lineage.
00:43:52.000 In the same way, by the way, I recently put up a clip on my channel where I talked about academic lineage.
00:43:59.000 So in the same way that you could build a genealogy of your family tree or of a people's, you could do what's called an academic genealogy.
00:44:06.000 So for example, my doctoral supervisor is my academic father, and then I could look to see who was his academic supervisor and who was his academic supervisor.
00:44:16.000 We do that in martial arts.
00:44:17.000 Is that right?
00:44:18.000 Yeah, there's a direct lineage like that.
00:44:20.000 So I could literally go back to some of the founders.
00:44:22.000 In only three or four generations, I'm with some of the pioneers of psychology.
00:44:27.000 And so I belong to that particular tribe when it comes to academia.
00:44:31.000 When it comes to my ethnicity, to my religious heritage, I belong to a group called Jews.
00:44:36.000 Now, that doesn't mean that all the booga-booga bullshit in Judaism I buy into.
00:44:40.000 I reject it.
00:44:41.000 So it makes me already somewhat less dangerous in that if there are any...
00:44:47.000 Ugly elements within Judaism, they're simply not going to be instantiated because I'm openly rejecting all that shit.
00:44:53.000 Right, I understand.
00:44:54.000 You as an individual.
00:44:55.000 Me as an individual.
00:44:56.000 And most Jews in the West, I think, would fit into my category.
00:45:01.000 By the way, later we should talk about a four and a half hour talk I had with the Hasid, a very religious Jew.
00:45:07.000 Let's do it.
00:45:08.000 Flying to California.
00:45:10.000 I'll do so in a second.
00:45:11.000 Now, if most Muslims...
00:45:13.000 I said, look, there's tons of historical elements in Islamic societies.
00:45:18.000 That's beautiful.
00:45:18.000 Islamic architecture, Islamic science, some Islamic philosophy.
00:45:25.000 They were one of the first intellectuals in modern history.
00:45:29.000 So I could be Muslim in that I come from a shared lineage of people, and I could be very proud of that.
00:45:36.000 But I can also have the moral compass and the moral fortitude to say, but there is stuff in my book that is truly grotesque.
00:45:44.000 And no amount of obfuscation and reinterpretive dancing could alter that ugliness, right?
00:45:51.000 There's no way to take kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, take an espresso break, resume killing.
00:45:56.000 There's no way to take that and reinterpret it using modern sensibilities to mean killing with caresses, right?
00:46:02.000 Let's not play this reform game.
00:46:04.000 So be proud of your cultural identity, and if that incorporates an Islamic identity, great, but reject all the bullshit, right?
00:46:14.000 And so I think that's where Judaism and Christianity at this point is somewhat different from Islam.
00:46:20.000 For most people who are Islamic, even if they don't necessarily believe it, They'll feel very reticent to openly admit it, that they despise a lot of the ugliness.
00:46:31.000 They'll say it's not true, it doesn't exist, you didn't understand it, you misinterpreted it.
00:46:35.000 The Reza Aslan bullshit, right?
00:46:37.000 Right.
00:46:37.000 No, be honest about it.
00:46:39.000 Say it exists, say you reject it, and let's move forward, but stop obfuscating.
00:46:44.000 Well, then there's people like Majid Nawaz, who he identifies as being a Muslim, but he does reject those things.
00:46:51.000 But he says that you could reform them.
00:46:53.000 And Majid and I have had, in case some of your viewers don't know this, I invited at one point Majid to chat and...
00:47:03.000 He refused because I think he refused, and I can't put intent into his mind, but I'm analyzing his rejection to chat with me.
00:47:12.000 I think it's because he sees that I'm going to call him out on a lot of his narrative.
00:47:17.000 Well, no one knows why someone rejects something.
00:47:20.000 Did he openly reject it like he has no room for it in the future ever?
00:47:24.000 Yeah.
00:47:24.000 I mean, at this point, I retract that invitation.
00:47:26.000 So even if you wanted to...
00:47:28.000 There's an expression in Arabic.
00:47:30.000 I'm going to use this for a second.
00:47:32.000 Imagine this is...
00:47:33.000 A pen?
00:47:34.000 He's holding a pen?
00:47:35.000 Oh, I'm holding a pen.
00:47:35.000 Yeah, for the people at home listening.
00:47:38.000 The vast majority are just listening.
00:47:40.000 Imagine that this pen were a cork, the cork of a wine bottle.
00:47:44.000 There's an expression in Arabic, which I'll say in Arabic, some people have heard me mention it before.
00:47:48.000 The expression is, is to get drunk simply by smelling the cork, right?
00:47:56.000 So, look, I'm smelling it, I'm already getting drunk.
00:47:59.000 That's what Majid Nawaz is.
00:48:01.000 He gets people drunk with his hopeful reform message.
00:48:07.000 It sounds so liberal.
00:48:09.000 It sounds so hopeful.
00:48:10.000 Say the word again?
00:48:11.000 Say the expression again?
00:48:13.000 I can't even make that noise in my face.
00:48:18.000 Oh, there you go.
00:48:22.000 I just said, do you want me to have the rest of this conversation in Arabic?
00:48:26.000 It'd be fascinating.
00:48:27.000 I wish I could speak it.
00:48:28.000 Sounds cool.
00:48:29.000 Actually, what happens with a lot of the guests that I bring in on my show who are Arabic, we always start off the start of our show speaking only in Arabic.
00:48:38.000 Because for most Westerners, it's fetishized.
00:48:41.000 It's so exotic.
00:48:42.000 My goodness.
00:48:43.000 Well, it's so alien to the way English sounds.
00:48:47.000 Right.
00:48:48.000 But so going back to Majid, I think what...
00:48:50.000 Maybe his heart is in the right place.
00:48:52.000 I'm not trying to infer or imply that he's diabolical or duplicitous.
00:48:59.000 I think he probably truly believes that he's doing something worthwhile.
00:49:03.000 The problem is that it's not as though until Majid Nawaz came along...
00:49:09.000 No one had ever thought about this idea of reforming Islam.
00:49:13.000 Geez, really?
00:49:13.000 We never thought of that in the last 1400 years.
00:49:16.000 But the reality is that there are elements within the doctrines of Islam that simply don't permit for this reformation to take place.
00:49:23.000 And even if it could take place, we don't necessarily have the time to wait another 400 years while we deliberate how each syllable in each of the problematic passages should be reinterpreted while people's bodies are being stacked up all over the world.
00:49:38.000 And so therefore, I think that there needs to be a much more direct intervention.
00:49:42.000 And what I mean by direct intervention, no, there doesn't need to be reformed, doesn't need to be interpreted, it needs to be expunged.
00:49:50.000 These types of ideas, if Judaism has certain ideas that are belligerent to women's clitorises, then I want those ideas in Judaism out.
00:50:00.000 They don't belong in the public arena of ideas.
00:50:04.000 That's it.
00:50:04.000 Now, how did Christianity reform and Islam did not?
00:50:09.000 How did that go about happening?
00:50:11.000 Because at one point in time, Christianity was a very repressive religion, and the apostasy, the idea of it was much more oppressed than today.
00:50:22.000 Right now, like, Islam is the only religion that I'm aware of.
00:50:25.000 I mean, maybe there's more that I'm just ignorant to, where if you leave the religion, They can kill you.
00:50:31.000 Absolutely.
00:50:32.000 I mean, that's what God wants.
00:50:34.000 God wants you to die because you don't believe in Him anymore.
00:50:37.000 Well, I've always said that Islam is the perfect memoplex.
00:50:41.000 So are you familiar with that term, memoplex?
00:50:44.000 No.
00:50:44.000 So a meme is a term that Richard Dawkins coined in his book in 1976. Selfish Gene.
00:50:50.000 Selfish Gene, thank you.
00:50:51.000 Where he was analogizing the idea of a gene Genes propagate, correct?
00:50:58.000 Well, memes are packets of information that spread from one brain to another.
00:51:03.000 And so memes also spread.
00:51:05.000 We are both a biological and a cultural animal, right?
00:51:08.000 Both our genes spread and our ideas spread.
00:51:10.000 So a meme is something that can go...
00:51:13.000 So if you read my books, I am infecting your brain with my memes, with my ideas, correct?
00:51:19.000 A library is a collection of memes.
00:51:21.000 So a memoplex is a collection of memes that in this case falls under a religious ideology.
00:51:28.000 Well, Islam is the perfect memoplex in what sense?
00:51:31.000 In that its contents are made to spread.
00:51:36.000 For example, Judaism.
00:51:37.000 You mentioned earlier Judaism.
00:51:38.000 Do you know how many Jews there are in the world?
00:51:40.000 Twelve.
00:51:42.000 Twelve what?
00:51:43.000 No, I don't know.
00:51:43.000 Just taking a guess.
00:51:45.000 Not to put you on the spot.
00:51:46.000 Okay, let me think.
00:51:48.000 There's seven billion people in the world.
00:51:50.000 I would guess there would be somewhere in the neighborhood of a billion Jews.
00:51:55.000 A billion.
00:51:56.000 Jamie, you want to take a guess?
00:51:57.000 Maybe 500 million.
00:51:58.000 I'm going to take a very conservative guess.
00:52:01.000 I'm going to change it to 500 million.
00:52:03.000 I'm so glad that we did this.
00:52:05.000 You're going to be shocked.
00:52:06.000 How many?
00:52:06.000 There's somewhere between 13 to 15 million Jews.
00:52:09.000 That is more than that in New York.
00:52:11.000 No.
00:52:11.000 You're out of your fucking mind.
00:52:12.000 No, just look it up.
00:52:13.000 Shut the mic off.
00:52:14.000 This guy's talking crazy.
00:52:15.000 He's an agent.
00:52:17.000 I'm a Zionist shill.
00:52:19.000 Really?
00:52:19.000 Let Jamie now do his little Google magic.
00:52:22.000 13 to 15 million?
00:52:23.000 That's crazy.
00:52:24.000 13 to 15 million.
00:52:24.000 There's more idiots in America than there are Jews.
00:52:27.000 And that's only in Arkansas.
00:52:29.000 No, I'm just kidding.
00:52:29.000 Sorry, guys.
00:52:30.000 I'm just joking.
00:52:32.000 Is that really it?
00:52:33.000 Yeah.
00:52:33.000 Well, think about how many Nobel Prize winners are Jews.
00:52:37.000 I think 25 to 30 percent.
00:52:38.000 It's incredible.
00:52:40.000 Right.
00:52:40.000 And that, by the way, some people will say there's a genetic element, but even if Here we go.
00:52:47.000 What do we got?
00:52:47.000 14,200,000 Jewish people in the world.
00:52:48.000 Did I just say between 13 and 15 million?
00:52:51.000 That's insane.
00:52:52.000 Always perfectly accurate.
00:52:53.000 What is the enlarged?
00:52:54.000 What does that mean?
00:52:55.000 The largest number possible is 20 million.
00:53:02.000 I've never seen 20 million.
00:53:03.000 It's usually the highest I've seen is 16 million.
00:53:05.000 It says core Jewish and enlarged Jewish.
00:53:08.000 What is that?
00:53:08.000 Like dudes who get converted because their wife makes them?
00:53:12.000 I don't know.
00:53:12.000 My uncle did that.
00:53:14.000 But by strict conversion laws, that would not be allowed.
00:53:18.000 You're not allowed to convert for ulterior motives.
00:53:20.000 What ulterior motives?
00:53:21.000 He wanted to become a Jew.
00:53:22.000 No, it has to be spiritual.
00:53:23.000 It's a spiritual awakening.
00:53:24.000 Well, he went through the whole process.
00:53:26.000 He went to Hebrew school.
00:53:27.000 But that process has to be for no ulterior motive.
00:53:30.000 It can't be because my wife would not marry me otherwise.
00:53:33.000 Well, I think he did it because she wanted him to do it, and then he decided to do it because it was what, you know, I mean...
00:53:40.000 I get it.
00:53:41.000 But anyways, let's go by.
00:53:42.000 So there are about 13 to 15 million Jews.
00:53:45.000 There are 1.6 billion Muslims.
00:53:49.000 One-fifth of humanity.
00:53:51.000 To every one Jew, there's a hundred Muslims.
00:53:55.000 Which ideology is more successful based on propagation?
00:53:59.000 Islam or Judaism?
00:54:01.000 Right?
00:54:02.000 Now, why is that?
00:54:03.000 Well, take, for example, conversion laws.
00:54:06.000 As you said about...
00:54:07.000 Was it your cousin?
00:54:08.000 No, my uncle.
00:54:09.000 Your uncle.
00:54:11.000 In the way that he did it, as you said, it's a very assiduous process.
00:54:16.000 It takes a long time before, and as a matter of fact, the rabbis are supposed to try to dissuade you from converting to Judaism because that, in a sense, tests your faith, your desire to change.
00:54:28.000 In Islam, do you know what you have to do to convert?
00:54:30.000 What?
00:54:31.000 I won't say it, because if I actually say it in Arabic, that could be taken.
00:54:35.000 Then you mean to convert it?
00:54:36.000 I've converted, and therefore if I leave it, but basically you just have to say the shahada, which it's like the, I testify.
00:54:42.000 Wow, that's it?
00:54:43.000 It's one sentence.
00:54:45.000 And then that's it, bam.
00:54:46.000 Boom, you're in.
00:54:47.000 And then if you leave, they can kill you.
00:54:48.000 You're dead.
00:54:48.000 In Judaism, there isn't that.
00:54:50.000 Woo!
00:54:50.000 How about laws for marriage?
00:54:52.000 A Muslim man can marry up to four women, including non-Muslim women, and convert them.
00:54:58.000 But a Muslim woman cannot do the other way around.
00:55:00.000 So the whole structure of Islam is built on the propagation of the belief system.
00:55:07.000 So just by that, which one is going to be more dangerous?
00:55:10.000 One is a proselytizing religion.
00:55:12.000 The other one, you're not allowed to, in Judaism, to proselytize.
00:55:16.000 You're not supposed to try to convert others.
00:55:19.000 In Islam, da'wah is to proselytize.
00:55:24.000 Now, in different countries, they'll do it in different ways.
00:55:26.000 In the West, where they are in the minority, they'll do it through interfaith exchanges.
00:55:32.000 But the interfaith exchanges are always...
00:55:36.000 We're good to go.
00:55:41.000 We're good to go.
00:56:01.000 No.
00:56:01.000 No, I don't.
00:56:03.000 I wonder what it is about people that makes us so susceptible to ideological thinking.
00:56:09.000 And still.
00:56:11.000 And whether or not it's ever expungible.
00:56:14.000 You know?
00:56:15.000 Whether or not it's ever something that we can eradicate from the thought process.
00:56:19.000 It just seems inherent to being a person.
00:56:21.000 So much so that I recognize it in myself.
00:56:24.000 Like, here's a perfect example.
00:56:25.000 I ran into a guy just a few days ago, and he said hello to me, and then he explained to me that he trains jujitsu with the Machados, and immediately we were like brothers, because that's my lineage.
00:56:39.000 Yeah, right.
00:56:39.000 So it's like, oh, what's up, man?
00:56:41.000 Like, immediately.
00:56:42.000 And I'm like, that is so weird.
00:56:44.000 It's so weird.
00:56:45.000 You know, like, I understand.
00:56:47.000 Like, when I talk to someone, like, oh, how long you train?
00:56:50.000 12 years.
00:56:51.000 Oh, okay.
00:56:51.000 So you understand me, and I understand you.
00:56:54.000 Where do you train Machado's?
00:56:56.000 Oh, we come from the same thing.
00:56:58.000 Oh, we're like brothers.
00:56:59.000 There's a weird thing.
00:57:00.000 Like, I'd give that guy a ride.
00:57:01.000 I don't even know him.
00:57:02.000 You know what I mean?
00:57:03.000 Sure.
00:57:03.000 But that's the case with religion.
00:57:06.000 That's the case with many things.
00:57:09.000 It's the case with ethnicities, oftentimes even with state pride.
00:57:14.000 Like, we branch off into groups.
00:57:17.000 And we have microgroups and macrogroups.
00:57:19.000 And it gets real weird when we do this, but we all do it.
00:57:23.000 So...
00:57:24.000 To speak exactly about this ever-granular way to compartmentalize us versus them, let me mention the Hasidic story.
00:57:33.000 Oh yeah, please do.
00:57:35.000 Because the reason that's a good segue is because I actually raised it with him on the plane.
00:57:41.000 I used to live in an area in Montreal called Outremont, for the Montrealists out there who don't know where it is, where there are a lot of Hasidic Jews.
00:57:48.000 So now you would think that Within this very small group of people called Jews, within an even smaller group of people called Hasidic Orthodox Jews, once you're an Orthodox Jew, you're an Orthodox Jew.
00:58:01.000 No.
00:58:01.000 On this side of the street are the Polish Orthodox Jews.
00:58:06.000 On this side of the street are the Hungarian Orthodox Jews.
00:58:10.000 And I wouldn't be caught dead marrying my daughter to those heathen pigs from the other side of the street.
00:58:15.000 Oh.
00:58:15.000 So in other words, our ability to create us versus them distinctions, as you said, is infinite.
00:58:23.000 That's what, by the way, I hate most about religion.
00:58:25.000 And not only Islam, right?
00:58:27.000 Certainly every Abrahamic religion has a very clear delineation between us and them.
00:58:33.000 If we are Christians, we're going to heaven.
00:58:35.000 The rest of you who haven't accepted Jesus are going to hell.
00:58:38.000 If you are Jewish, there are the Jews and there are the Goys, the Gentiles.
00:58:43.000 If you are Muslim, of course, there are us Muslim believers and all of you Kuffar.
00:58:48.000 And so it's an inherent part of Abrahamic faith to play on this very innate mechanism of tribalism, us versus them.
00:58:56.000 It's grotesque.
00:58:58.000 And it's also what happened in Iraq when we got rid of Saddam Hussein.
00:59:02.000 It created a civil war between two rival factions of Islam.
00:59:06.000 Shia and the Sunni.
00:59:08.000 Yeah, and most people had no idea that was even a situation over there.
00:59:12.000 Exactly, exactly.
00:59:14.000 But do you want to talk more about this?
00:59:17.000 So I was very interested in asking him things that I actually thought about studying scientifically as part of my research.
00:59:25.000 So one of the things that I study, as you know, is, well, I apply evolutionary psychology to all sorts of things, one of which is mating preferences.
00:59:32.000 You know, are there certain mating preferences that are universally true, irrespective of culture, right?
00:59:37.000 And the answer, of course, is yes.
00:59:39.000 So whether you go to the Yanomomo tribe in Brazil, a closed society, or you go walk around in LA, there are certain things that men will look for in women and other things that women will look for in men that tend to be universal for clear evolutionary reasons.
00:59:52.000 So I was interested at one point in studying the mating preferences of the Hasidic community.
00:59:58.000 Again, the idea being that here you're taking a community that culturally and religiously is very close, where the cultural and religious brainwashing is very, very strong.
01:00:08.000 And this movement that you're making with your hands, does that represent the sheet with the hole in it?
01:00:14.000 Because you're doing this thing.
01:00:15.000 You keep doing this thing with your hands like a hole.
01:00:18.000 It must be a subconscious thing.
01:00:20.000 Yes.
01:00:20.000 Is that a real practice?
01:00:22.000 I don't know if it's real.
01:00:23.000 I think it might be the ostrich thing.
01:00:25.000 It must be.
01:00:25.000 Maybe it's a...
01:00:27.000 Find out what we're talking about.
01:00:28.000 Explain what we're talking about.
01:00:30.000 The idea is that when a Hasidic couple has sex, they have a sheet between them where they make a hole where the genitalia goes, and that's how you get it on.
01:00:40.000 That's what I thought while you kept doing that.
01:00:42.000 You're making a circle.
01:00:43.000 No, it was subconscious.
01:00:43.000 Maybe it was a Freudian thing.
01:00:45.000 And so my idea was, at one point, is to see if I can get access to the Hasidic community, which would probably not be easy to get into the Hasidic community and ask them about their mating preferences.
01:00:56.000 And so it was a small idea I had over, you know, an afternoon and then kind of dropped it and moved on to other things.
01:01:02.000 But here I was sitting with a couple, a Hasidic couple, and I thought, okay, I can't do a scientific study, but at least I could come up with some anecdotes to discuss.
01:01:11.000 And so I actually asked them things like, you know, can we talk about some mating preferences that take place within the Hasidic community?
01:01:18.000 And there were some really incredible insights that came out.
01:01:21.000 So for example, the wife said that one of the attributes that she absolutely was looking for in a prospective mate was that he be taller than her.
01:01:31.000 And it turns out that this is called assortative mating, birds of a feather flock together.
01:01:36.000 So if you look at naturally occurring couples, it is almost never the case that the woman is taller than the man.
01:01:43.000 There was actually a study done with 720 couples.
01:01:45.000 A single couple, the woman was taller than the man.
01:01:52.000 Physical desire, in this case, I just need the man, not to be tall, just taller than me, right?
01:01:58.000 That was replicating in a completely different context in the Hasidic community.
01:02:03.000 I even asked them about things like, well, will a Hasidic woman ever look at a non-Hasidic guy that's walking down the street, a bad boy, that has tattoos and greased back hair?
01:02:15.000 and you know the swimmer's body and desire him or has the cultural and religious brainwashing been so great that her eyes are shut off to these possibilities and she actually said that no I mean bottom line As E.O. Wilson said,
01:02:33.000 the genes hold culture on a leash.
01:02:35.000 In other words, no matter how much cultural and religious brainwashing you have, if you scratch far enough, you'll get the same human nature.
01:02:43.000 And that's what I basically got from my conversation with them.
01:02:45.000 That's a fascinating way of describing it.
01:02:48.000 The genes hold culture on a leash.
01:02:50.000 That's not my quote.
01:02:50.000 That's E.O. Wilson.
01:02:53.000 That's a really perfect way of saying it.
01:02:56.000 Every now and then you hear a phrase where you're like, ah.
01:03:01.000 I wish you could get him on your show.
01:03:03.000 I'm not sure.
01:03:03.000 He's now probably 85. Do you know who E.O. Wilson is?
01:03:07.000 No, I do not.
01:03:08.000 So E.O. Wilson is a very famous scientist at Harvard.
01:03:13.000 I've heard the name.
01:03:14.000 I just don't know who he is.
01:03:14.000 Yeah, he's amazing.
01:03:16.000 By training, he's an entomologist, an insect scientist.
01:03:20.000 He specifically studies the social ants, basically.
01:03:25.000 And so he looks at things like reciprocal altruism, kin selection, all of these mechanisms of altruism in the context of...
01:03:35.000 Here's another quote that he has that I love.
01:03:37.000 Communism slash socialism.
01:03:40.000 Great system, wrong species.
01:03:43.000 What he's basically saying is that that political system of we're all equal under communism is a great idea, but it applies to social ants.
01:03:51.000 It doesn't apply to humans.
01:03:53.000 Yeah.
01:03:54.000 So he's got these wonderful, pithy quotes.
01:03:58.000 I know that Robert Sapolsky is great, but if Robert Sapolsky is great, you need to get E.O. Wilson on this podcast.
01:04:04.000 Well, if it's possible, I'll look into it.
01:04:06.000 Where did you say he is?
01:04:07.000 He's at Harvard.
01:04:08.000 Harvard.
01:04:08.000 So I'd probably have to come to him.
01:04:10.000 Probably.
01:04:11.000 I doubt he travels a lot at this stage of his life.
01:04:13.000 Probably.
01:04:13.000 Well, I'd be willing.
01:04:14.000 I'm going to be back there eventually, I'm sure.
01:04:17.000 So how often do you go back to Boston?
01:04:19.000 Well, I haven't been in a while.
01:04:21.000 I'm going to try to get there in the spring.
01:04:23.000 Okay.
01:04:23.000 I'm thinking about filming my next Netflix special there.
01:04:26.000 Why there?
01:04:27.000 That's where I started.
01:04:28.000 Right, okay.
01:04:29.000 Trying to figure it out.
01:04:30.000 It's either going to be there or here, I think.
01:04:32.000 Very nice.
01:04:32.000 Those are my two options, Boston or California.
01:04:35.000 Very nice.
01:04:36.000 Just having to figure it out.
01:04:36.000 Either my current or my former home.
01:04:39.000 Right, right, right.
01:04:39.000 I don't know.
01:04:41.000 So, when you talk to this guy for four-plus hours...
01:04:46.000 My wife was pissed, by the way.
01:04:48.000 Why?
01:04:48.000 Because you didn't talk to her?
01:04:49.000 Because she felt ignored.
01:04:50.000 She felt like she was getting bored and she had to take care of the kids while I was having this...
01:04:55.000 As a matter of fact, I thought later, wouldn't it have been wonderful if we could have taped it and I could have released this conversation on my show?
01:05:02.000 Oh, yeah.
01:05:03.000 Because it was so honest, right?
01:05:05.000 Did you keep in touch with this guy?
01:05:06.000 So we exchanged, and I actually asked him permission.
01:05:09.000 I didn't mention it.
01:05:10.000 I said, would you mind?
01:05:12.000 I'm going on this very popular show.
01:05:14.000 He goes, no, no, go ahead.
01:05:15.000 Feel free.
01:05:16.000 Wow, man.
01:05:17.000 It would be cool to get you guys together and I could moderate.
01:05:20.000 Yeah, that would be cool.
01:05:22.000 Well now, it was an amicable conversation.
01:05:25.000 Very.
01:05:25.000 And I really pushed him, very politely.
01:05:28.000 So at one point I said to him, you know, what would be the evidence that you would need to see to have any questioning of your faith?
01:05:38.000 And his answer, which is a classic argument from, I don't know if you know the term, God of the gaps.
01:05:44.000 Are you familiar with that term?
01:05:45.000 No.
01:05:45.000 So God of the gaps is basically, at one point when we didn't know much in science, God could be found explaining everything, right?
01:05:53.000 Why does thunder happen?
01:05:54.000 Well, God does it, right?
01:05:56.000 Now we find out that there is a very clear material explanation for lightning.
01:06:02.000 So now that's off.
01:06:03.000 So now God goes and hides somewhere else.
01:06:05.000 And now he constantly finds the small gaps where science hasn't yet been able to uncover an explanation and he hides there.
01:06:13.000 That's called the God of the Gaps argument.
01:06:15.000 And so he used the granddaddy of God of the Gaps.
01:06:19.000 He goes, if you take me back to the Big Bang and you show me that there was no God at that point, Then I'm willing to renounce my faith.
01:06:27.000 To which I answered, even if I were able to do that, you would still find a way to finagle your way into justifying your belief.
01:06:36.000 In other words, there is no amount of evidence that I could ever provide you.
01:06:40.000 That would shake your foundation.
01:06:42.000 So we really got into some heavy stuff.
01:06:43.000 By the way, that's one of the differences between, I think, in his case, he's an extremist Jew in the sense that he is the most practicing of Jews.
01:06:52.000 Well, how come we could have this very, very difficult conversation and leave at the end shaking hands, both richer for it, and no one's heads come off?
01:07:02.000 Well, you were also a Jew, though.
01:07:03.000 I mean, didn't it help?
01:07:04.000 I mean, what if he had that conversation with a Muslim?
01:07:07.000 Don't you think that maybe...
01:07:08.000 Maybe there'd be more contention, but nobody's head would be locked.
01:07:11.000 At least the Jew...
01:07:12.000 Not on United Airlines.
01:07:14.000 Right.
01:07:15.000 My point is that I think part of Jewish tradition, even when you, for example, go to the yeshiva to study, say, the Talmud, is that there is this mechanism of we constantly argue about everything.
01:07:26.000 Nothing is settled.
01:07:27.000 We have to debate over everything.
01:07:29.000 Right.
01:07:29.000 So you have to have that openness of spirit to have your ideas questioned.
01:07:34.000 And I think that if already Islam were open to that a bit more, then maybe we'd be in a better place.
01:07:39.000 I've heard some of the most compelling arguments against the Big Bang from religious people.
01:07:44.000 Give me some of those.
01:07:45.000 Well, the argument against it is you're not willing to believe that there's a creator.
01:07:49.000 That there's some sort of a system that was put in place by a much higher power beyond what we can describe.
01:07:55.000 But you're willing to believe that everything came out of nothing.
01:07:59.000 Right.
01:07:59.000 Something smaller than the head of a pin for some reason that no one's ever figured out.
01:08:03.000 And the only evidence that we have is the radio wave echoes of this event.
01:08:09.000 Right.
01:08:10.000 So this is...
01:08:13.000 I mean, I've heard similar arguments.
01:08:14.000 I mean, Thomas Aquinas is the guy who always argued, I think, in the 12th century about the first mover, that you could always go back and say, at time zero, what started that?
01:08:25.000 What started that?
01:08:26.000 I don't think you could ever really ultimately shake somebody's foundations, right?
01:08:31.000 There's no amount of that.
01:08:35.000 It is odd that we're all willing to believe the most insane version of the creation of the universe ever, without a doubt.
01:08:45.000 Like every person of science, people that believe in genes and atoms and subatomic particles and quarks and gluons, they believe that at one point in time there was something that was smaller than the head of a pen that became The infinite space that we see in front of us that's constantly expanding.
01:09:04.000 And so infinite that one of the things that Lawrence Krauss really, really fucked my mind up when he was here.
01:09:11.000 He was explaining to me that when we're seeing the universe, we're talking about 13.7 billion years or whatever it is.
01:09:18.000 You're seeing as it was.
01:09:19.000 Well, yes, not just seeing as it was, but he said you're only seeing the observable universe because the universe itself is moving faster than the light that you see from it.
01:09:31.000 So it's entirely possible that it goes back far further than that.
01:09:36.000 You just can't see it.
01:09:37.000 Right.
01:09:40.000 Richard Dawkins, the guy that we talked about earlier about selfish gene, has a wonderful concept.
01:09:46.000 It's called middle world.
01:09:48.000 Have you heard this before?
01:09:49.000 No, but I read J.R.R. Tolkien's.
01:09:52.000 Is that Middle Earth?
01:09:53.000 Oh, that's Lord of the Rings?
01:09:56.000 Yes.
01:09:56.000 Okay, I'm not too familiar with that stuff.
01:09:58.000 But he talks about middle world, the idea being that our brains evolved to understand phenomena at a level that our brain interacts with, right?
01:10:09.000 He calls that middle world.
01:10:10.000 So that which is at the cosmological level, right, at the Lawrence Krauss level of cosmology, or at the nano level...
01:10:19.000 Quantum physics.
01:10:20.000 It's so esoteric that our brains haven't evolved to understand phenomena at that level, right?
01:10:28.000 So in a sense, it's counterintuitive for us to even do science.
01:10:32.000 I mean, think about it.
01:10:33.000 When you and I, or actually most physicists, when they study things at those levels, they will tell you that the stuff is so esoteric, right?
01:10:40.000 Richard Feynman, the very famous physicist, right?
01:10:42.000 Said, you know, if you think you understand quantum physics, you don't understand quantum physics or something to that effect, right?
01:10:48.000 That it is so esoteric and difficult for human brains to understand things at that level, small or very big.
01:10:56.000 But that notwithstanding, that doesn't mean that scientists succumb to belief just like religious people do.
01:11:04.000 Because scientists have epistemic humility, which basically means what?
01:11:09.000 I'm always willing to see data.
01:11:13.000 If Joe Rogan tomorrow...
01:11:26.000 So in other words, scientists are always open.
01:11:30.000 It's always provisional knowledge.
01:11:31.000 It's only the best that we have now.
01:11:34.000 Whereas in religion, it's revealed truth.
01:11:38.000 It is true because it is true, because it's in my book, because it's true.
01:11:41.000 So in a sense, religious people are epistemologically haughty.
01:11:46.000 They're arrogant because nothing could change their opinions, whereas scientists change their opinions every day.
01:11:51.000 So in that sense, I don't think we're both succumbing to belief systems.
01:11:55.000 No, I'm not necessarily saying that.
01:11:57.000 And I'm not equating them.
01:11:59.000 I'm not saying they're equal.
01:12:00.000 But it is an odd belief.
01:12:02.000 And not necessarily even a belief, for lack of a better word.
01:12:05.000 But it's an odd concept.
01:12:07.000 That because we know that this exists, and because we have some sort of residual trace of an explosion a long time ago, you can...
01:12:19.000 I know, it's mind-blowing.
01:12:20.000 I mean, I probably, just as a layperson in physics, probably 1% of what I see in a National Geographic on physics, I can even remotely understand, right?
01:12:32.000 Because it just seems so...
01:12:33.000 And it's not as though I'm not capable of complex thought, but it's just so difficult for human minds...
01:12:39.000 What does it mean 16 billion light years away?
01:12:42.000 For the light to travel for 16 billion light years, that's the envelope?
01:12:47.000 How do you understand these kinds of...
01:12:48.000 It's too big.
01:12:49.000 And then the concept of life and death is also like our physical limitations.
01:12:55.000 Because we know that we live and die and we know that the Sun is going to burn out and we know that life on Earth lives and dies and things change.
01:13:02.000 So we impose these physical restrictions on the very universe itself when in fact it might be some constant process of expanding and contracting.
01:13:12.000 That's one of the most disturbing ideas is that the universe is going to expand infinitely and then contract infinitely and then do it all over again so that Right.
01:13:43.000 I don't know.
01:13:44.000 Yeah, I don't know.
01:13:44.000 If you understand 1%, I understand 000.1.
01:13:50.000 I actually had this physicist on my show.
01:13:53.000 He might be a fun guy to have on your show.
01:13:55.000 His name is Lee Smolin.
01:13:58.000 He's a guy who produced...
01:14:00.000 The way that I discovered his work...
01:14:03.000 Is that I was looking for every possible field that I could think of where evolutionary theory has been infused into that field, right?
01:14:12.000 So for example, in my case, I apply evolutionary psychology in consumer behavior.
01:14:16.000 You could study criminality from an evolutionary perspective.
01:14:19.000 You could study medicine.
01:14:20.000 And so I was trying to come up with a table that listed all of the various scientific disciplines where evolutionary principles have made headway.
01:14:29.000 The field at the highest level, remember we were talking about middle world and cosmic...
01:14:33.000 He argued that the process of natural selection operates at the cosmological level, where this grand set of universes are being selected.
01:14:48.000 In other words, in the same way that we select genes, right?
01:14:50.000 Some genes get selected and others die out.
01:14:54.000 That that mechanism, sort of a cosmological natural selection at the cosmological level.
01:15:00.000 And so that's how I first...
01:15:01.000 It is so mind-blowing.
01:15:03.000 It is so esoteric.
01:15:04.000 It's so difficult to...
01:15:05.000 So non-palpable that it borders on taking mushrooms or psychedelics.
01:15:11.000 That's how mind-blowing.
01:15:12.000 So maybe you should check out our chat on my show.
01:15:15.000 He's a really cool guy.
01:15:16.000 You might enjoy him.
01:15:17.000 Well, it is fascinating to think of how much the universe, how many possibilities exist in the universe, right?
01:15:24.000 I mean, how many different solar systems exist?
01:15:27.000 Hundreds of billions just in this galaxy, one of hundreds of billions of galaxies.
01:15:32.000 It's almost like for our little tiny worlds, like when we try to look at it in terms of the big picture, we're not capable.
01:15:39.000 We don't have enough processing power.
01:15:41.000 We don't have enough hard drive space.
01:15:43.000 We can't Take all of these points of data and bring them into our head and consider them.
01:15:50.000 But it's entirely possible that everything you see in the ant world in terms of competition, everything you see in the human world in terms of competition, natural selection, and the constant and never-ending desire for innovation.
01:16:05.000 For novelty, for new things.
01:16:07.000 We have this constant desire to improve upon every single thing that we've ever done.
01:16:11.000 No one ever looks at a car and says, this is the best car ever.
01:16:16.000 It will not be improved upon.
01:16:17.000 We're done.
01:16:18.000 We don't need to make cars anymore.
01:16:20.000 They always want to come up with something that has better airbags, faster zero to 60, more protection for the passenger, automated controls.
01:16:28.000 You can sit back and sleep while your car drives you to work.
01:16:31.000 There's all these things that we just take for granted, but they're always moving in the direction of improvement.
01:16:37.000 And you could do that with life on Earth.
01:16:40.000 You go back to single-celled organisms, which become multi-celled organisms, and we always look at it like, oh, that's just a coincidence.
01:16:46.000 And it's dinosaurs, and then it becomes mammals, and then it becomes humans, and then it becomes animals.
01:16:52.000 Airplane riding, cell phone using, video having, you know, I mean, it just gets more and more complex, but we just, oh, that's just coincidence.
01:17:02.000 But is it?
01:17:04.000 Or is it moving in this constant state of improvement until we create an artificial being that can accelerate things far faster than our biological limitations are capable of doing?
01:17:18.000 So I'm not sure if this is where you want to go, but as you were describing this sort of quest for improvement, one of the threats of that reflex, or one of the dangers of that reflex, is precisely how totalitarian ideologies develop,
01:17:34.000 where they argue that our current state of the world is faulty.
01:17:39.000 And if only you implement our ideology de jour, it could be communism, it could be Islam.
01:17:46.000 Right, it could be perfect.
01:17:47.000 Then it could be perfect.
01:17:49.000 Socialism in fact.
01:17:50.000 Exactly.
01:17:50.000 So there is a way by which we could reach that utopia if only you adhere to our ideology.
01:17:57.000 So there's a real danger in sort of succumbing to that.
01:18:01.000 And by the way, I'm reading right now a book by William Gairdner, who might come on my show.
01:18:05.000 He's, I think, a political scientist.
01:18:07.000 His book is called The Great Divide, where he actually lays out some of the sort of fundamental foundational differences I think we're good to go.
01:18:39.000 View our brain as being blank slate, right?
01:18:43.000 It's infinitely malleable.
01:18:45.000 And so if you see differences between people, it can't be because there was a starting point difference.
01:18:52.000 Michael Jordan was not innately different.
01:18:57.000 There were some environmental conditions that led Michael Jordan to become who he is and not Gat Saad to be the best NBA player ever.
01:19:06.000 And if only we can find the appropriate social intervention strategies, then we could all have equality of outcomes.
01:19:13.000 And so that is a faulty understanding of human nature, because human nature, as of course you know, is really an interaction of our biology and our society.
01:19:23.000 But so much of the welfare state is based on this idea that, no, we need more of your tax money so that we could implement a social engineering program so that we could reach that utopia where we are all equal outcome.
01:19:38.000 And frankly, I think that that's complete nonsense.
01:19:41.000 It is fascinating that people seek comfort in communism and socialism for that very reason, like they almost are trying to slow down the competition that they can't win.
01:19:50.000 Right, exactly.
01:19:51.000 I see it, by the way, at my university.
01:19:53.000 So Canada is a very sort of social welfare state, and Quebec, the province where I live, is sort of socialist on steroids.
01:20:02.000 And so in the context of the universities, all of the metrics of reward are removed so that we can have equality of outcomes.
01:20:12.000 And the way that you instantiate that is through The unions, right?
01:20:16.000 So there's a very powerful union that ensures that all professors are roughly treated equally because we're all social ants.
01:20:23.000 There's a queen bee, and then the rest of us are all equal.
01:20:26.000 But of course, humans are not equal.
01:20:28.000 Some are smarter.
01:20:29.000 Some work harder.
01:20:30.000 Some are more apathetic.
01:20:31.000 Some are honest.
01:20:32.000 Some are cheaters.
01:20:33.000 And so this idea of constantly having to have some external agent manage the process so that we could all be equal, to me, is grotesque.
01:20:42.000 And it goes back to, I think...
01:20:43.000 Probably our first conversation you and I had when I was saying that, you know, I would love to eventually come to Southern California, because at least in the United States, the society has been less parasitized by the social welfare idea.
01:20:56.000 Of course, the Democrats are more so than the Republicans, but as a general rule...
01:21:02.000 Canada is basically pure social welfare.
01:21:05.000 We're all equal.
01:21:06.000 And of course, Justin Trudeau is certainly trying to push that idea even more.
01:21:10.000 He's too handsome.
01:21:11.000 That's that guy's problem.
01:21:12.000 He's trying to make up for the fact that he's beautiful.
01:21:14.000 He's trying to be super sweet to everybody.
01:21:16.000 That's what's going on up there.
01:21:17.000 Did you hear about the...
01:21:18.000 I just put up a clip a few days ago about the Omar Khader case.
01:21:23.000 Do you know what that is?
01:21:23.000 No.
01:21:24.000 Actually, a few people tweeted, oh, please talk to Joe Rogan about this.
01:21:28.000 So Omar Khadr is a Muslim guy whose family had become Canadian citizens, but the father had taken them away, I think, to Pakistan at one point and to Afghanistan at another.
01:21:42.000 And at one point they were living in Taliban territory.
01:21:45.000 This is 2002, I think.
01:21:48.000 And the U.S. military had engaged in some firefight.
01:21:53.000 At one point, they even lived in the compound of Bin Laden.
01:21:56.000 So these were really real apple pie Canadian folks.
01:21:59.000 And Omar Khader, who was 15 years old, apparently threw a grenade, engaged in a firefight, killed one U.S. soldier, and I think blinded a second one.
01:22:10.000 He was taken to Guantanamo Bay as a 15-year-old, spent many years there.
01:22:15.000 He was a military tribunal, U.S. Guantanamo Tribunal, gave him a symbolic sentence of 40 years, but it was symbolic in that I think it was only going to be eight years.
01:22:27.000 They agreed on a plea deal of eight years.
01:22:30.000 Then he was extradited to Canada.
01:22:32.000 Very quickly after that, he was released because he already served quite a few years in Guantanamo.
01:22:37.000 And then he filed a lawsuit against the Canadian government for not having protected his Canadian charter rights because he was a child soldier and so on.
01:22:49.000 And he just settled on a $10.5 million settlement and an official apology by the Canadian government.
01:23:01.000 Most people were outraged.
01:23:03.000 Most Canadians are outraged.
01:23:05.000 But then you should see the comments on my YouTube channel.
01:23:09.000 You know, what kind of pig are you talking to me that I would not understand that this was an innocent child soldier who...
01:23:15.000 Yeah, because most of us are usually hanging around when we're 15 in the compound of bin Laden and lobbing bombs at incoming Marines.
01:23:23.000 You know, that's a very Canadian apple pie thing to do.
01:23:25.000 So again, the reflex is not to be outraged that my taxpayers are funding this guy now in a $10.5 million settlement.
01:23:34.000 I'm a pig.
01:23:35.000 I'm a racist pig for not understanding this was just an innocent...
01:23:38.000 Child soldier at the wrong place at the wrong time.
01:23:41.000 Okay, let's look at two different things.
01:23:44.000 One, the amount of money they gave him, yeah, it's kind of crazy that your tax dollars go to that, but let's look at the 15-year-old kid.
01:23:51.000 What do you expect and what could possibly be done to dissuade him from following this path?
01:23:59.000 I mean, he's living in Bin Laden's compound.
01:24:01.000 You're talking about someone who's vulnerable to ideology.
01:24:04.000 50-year-old men are vulnerable to ideology.
01:24:06.000 What about a 15-year-old child?
01:24:09.000 I don't know how much blame you can put on a kid now when it comes to throwing a bomb at someone and taking the life of another human being Well, there's got to be a lot of circumstances involved in that, and I would like to know what they are before I think about any judgment whatsoever,
01:24:27.000 because I don't know, were they shooting at him?
01:24:29.000 Were they shooting at someone he knew?
01:24:30.000 Did someone he knew get murdered by a U.S. soldier?
01:24:33.000 Was he actively engaged in some sort of military training and considering becoming a militant?
01:24:40.000 I don't know.
01:24:41.000 But 15 is a baby.
01:24:44.000 I mean, yes or no, right?
01:24:46.000 I mean, you can drive a car at...
01:24:48.000 16. In Quebec, yeah, you can start a driver's permit at 15. Is that what it is?
01:24:54.000 15?
01:24:55.000 Yeah, my mother and father...
01:24:57.000 My father was 19. My mother was almost 16 when they got married.
01:25:01.000 So you can procreate and have a child, but you don't understand the...
01:25:05.000 Yeah, but let's be real about physiologically.
01:25:08.000 Your frontal cortex isn't even formed until you're 25. When you're 15 years old, you're not capable of making, especially living in a war zone, you're not capable of making moral and ethical judgments above and beyond the ideology that you're being raised in.
01:25:23.000 Fair enough.
01:25:24.000 I agree that most of us in that situation may not have been able to extricate ourselves from that.
01:25:30.000 And what I'm going to say next doesn't necessarily support the outrage, but it gives it greater context.
01:25:37.000 He does come from a family.
01:25:39.000 Later, if you check when we get off the air, sort of the cues of this family, they don't seem as though they are assimilating very nicely within Canadian value system.
01:25:53.000 In other words...
01:25:53.000 For most Canadians, the reflex of taking this guy who seems to be quite resistant to liberty and modernity and freedoms and rewarding him with $10.5 million.
01:26:06.000 By the way, this is $10.5 Canadian, so it's probably $30 American.
01:26:11.000 At this point.
01:26:11.000 I thought you guys were real similar to us now.
01:26:14.000 We were till a few years ago.
01:26:16.000 We were at par and I think now we're at 1.3.
01:26:19.000 So we're about 25-30% less than you.
01:26:23.000 That's how it was when I first used to go up to Montreal, like in the 90s.
01:26:28.000 You mean at par or different?
01:26:30.000 Different the way it is you're saying now.
01:26:32.000 The American dollar went far longer up there.
01:26:35.000 Yeah, that's right.
01:26:36.000 Yeah, it's heading back towards that now.
01:26:39.000 Not to the worst.
01:26:41.000 The worst that I've ever seen it was when we lived in California in 2001 to 2003. At one point it was 0.64 or 65. Now it's at about 0.75.
01:26:51.000 So it's not the worst that it's ever been, but we're heading in that direction.
01:26:55.000 But since we're talking about Canada, maybe you'd like to talk about, and I know that you've had Jordan Peterson on, did you follow both of our respective testimonies in front of the Canadian Senate regarding Bill C-16?
01:27:09.000 No, I didn't.
01:27:09.000 You know, I've read a lot of Jordan's stuff on that.
01:27:12.000 I've seen him speak a lot, and I saw that one conversation that he had on television in Canada with some person who is a professor in gender studies.
01:27:21.000 Who is ambiguously sexual.
01:27:23.000 I don't know what they were.
01:27:25.000 Right.
01:27:25.000 Whether it's a guy or a girl or a transgender woman to man.
01:27:28.000 This is what it seemed to be, right?
01:27:30.000 Right, yes.
01:27:30.000 And the one who was saying that there's no, that gender, there was no biological difference between men and women.
01:27:37.000 Yes.
01:27:38.000 Which is just fucking horseshit.
01:27:41.000 I mean, that is just like, one plus one is not two.
01:27:43.000 I mean, it really is.
01:27:44.000 Right.
01:27:44.000 There's obviously a broad spectrum of variation in both sexes and they kind of coalesce in the middle somewhere with some.
01:27:53.000 Well, what's amazing is that I've been fighting this battle in academia precisely because of what I do, which is introduce evolutionary psychology in the social sciences.
01:28:03.000 So these types of conversations, these ludicrous conversations, I've been experiencing them for much of my scientific career.
01:28:11.000 What's extraordinary at this point is that some of this nonsense is now becoming law in Canada.
01:28:17.000 So to kind of give you the background to what happened, so I was invited both to speak in front of the Canadian Senate and also to give a talk on Parliament Hill.
01:28:27.000 The Canadian Senate part was Bill C-16, which is a bill that seeks to incorporate gender identity and gender expression under the rubric of hate crimes.
01:28:39.000 So in the same way that I can't discriminate against you for your religion or your race or your ethnicity, I can't discriminate against you because of your gender identity or gender expression because then that would be a hate crime.
01:28:50.000 And so I appeared in front of the Canadian Senate to simply say that, while of course everybody's personhood should be respected and we're all equal under the law, the manner by which the bill was tabled, the way it was written, it was so vague as for it to be dangerous.
01:29:07.000 And so I gave examples.
01:29:09.000 So let me just mention a few here for your viewers.
01:29:12.000 So I said, look...
01:29:13.000 Harvard University, their LGBTQ office, came out with a pamphlet that said that the idea of promulgating, and I'm going to quote, fixed binaries and biological essentialism, close quote.
01:29:28.000 Fixed binaries means male-female.
01:29:31.000 Biological essentialism is to argue that anything is biological.
01:29:35.000 So the idea of promulgating fixed binaries and biological essentialism is a form of transphobic, systemic violence.
01:29:43.000 This is not...
01:29:44.000 Violence.
01:29:44.000 Violence.
01:29:45.000 And it's not metaphorical.
01:29:46.000 It's not allegorical.
01:29:47.000 It's not that they mean violence in quotes.
01:29:49.000 It is a form of transphobia, but specifically systemic, violent transphobia.
01:29:55.000 Now, how do they define violence?
01:29:56.000 Because there's a very specific definition of violence.
01:30:00.000 Well, I don't know how they define it.
01:30:02.000 How do they use that?
01:30:02.000 In the general sense, I think it's the desire to come up with ever-broadening definitions of violence so that any transgression that you commit could fit under that rubric.
01:30:13.000 Even microaggressions.
01:30:14.000 Microaggression is a form of violence, right?
01:30:16.000 So then I went in front of the Canadian Senate.
01:30:19.000 Now, you could watch this later.
01:30:21.000 It's on my channel.
01:30:22.000 I said, look, Every single thing that I teach in my courses would constitute transphobic systemic violence based on that sort of standard, right?
01:30:33.000 Based on scientific data.
01:30:34.000 Exactly.
01:30:35.000 So if I get up and say, here's how sexual selection works, right?
01:30:39.000 Sexual selection is the mechanism that explains how sex specific traits evolve.
01:30:43.000 Well, sex specific traits evolve You recognize that there is male and there is female.
01:30:49.000 Here is why human males are likely to have been sexually selected to be more risk-takers, right?
01:30:56.000 Well, by engaging in that conversation, I would be promulgating fixed binaries and biological essentialism.
01:31:05.000 And transforming.
01:31:05.000 And transphobic violence.
01:31:06.000 And transphobic violence.
01:31:07.000 Because a transgendered student can come up to me and say, look, professor, you've taught your course.
01:31:12.000 I've listened to your course for 13 weeks.
01:31:14.000 You talked about evolved mating preferences and so on.
01:31:16.000 Not once did you talk about the non-gender, the non-binary, the gender fluid, the other kin and so on.
01:31:24.000 That's marginalized me.
01:31:25.000 That's excluded me.
01:31:26.000 You're being biased.
01:31:27.000 You're being prejudicial.
01:31:29.000 So I try to argue that.
01:31:32.000 Most of the liberal senators either laughed and scoffed.
01:31:36.000 One of them accused me of being pro-genocide.
01:31:39.000 This is on record in the Canadian Senate.
01:31:41.000 So a scientist...
01:31:42.000 What's this person's name?
01:31:43.000 I think Joal.
01:31:44.000 Senator Joal.
01:31:45.000 But I started pushing the...
01:31:47.000 which has now become maybe an internet meme.
01:31:49.000 Did you have a conversation with him?
01:31:51.000 Did it end there?
01:31:52.000 So, the conversation we had was...
01:31:54.000 Promoting genocide?
01:31:55.000 How do you respond to that when someone says that?
01:31:57.000 So then my response, which you could see, I'm paraphrasing, he said, well, I'm not sure that given the fact that I escaped execution in Lebanon because of my Jewish heritage, that I need to be lectured about genocide.
01:32:11.000 And that sort of took him aback.
01:32:13.000 Now, apparently later, and I didn't see this, apparently later he wanted to retract some of these comments and apologize for them.
01:32:18.000 I don't know if he did or not.
01:32:19.000 How did he justify genocide?
01:32:21.000 Like, what...
01:32:22.000 That's what happens when you have your brain parasitized by Ostrich Parasitic Syndrome.
01:32:25.000 How is it okay to study all of these behavior patterns in ants and monkeys and dogs and what have you, but you can't with human beings?
01:32:35.000 Because if you do with human beings somehow or another...
01:32:38.000 Anything that you find about generalized behavior patterns or specific sexual preferences that somehow or another marginalizes or in some way diminishes how another person is living their life to the point where it becomes violence.
01:32:55.000 So there's actually a term for what you just asked.
01:32:58.000 It's called the human reticence effect.
01:33:00.000 And simply put, A lot of people are perfectly happy to use evolutionary arguments to explain the behavior of the salamander, the hyena, the mosquito, the dog.
01:33:12.000 But if you use the exact same evolutionary principle to explain human phenomena, then suddenly it's no-go.
01:33:20.000 Why is that?
01:33:21.000 Do you think it's because we're aspiring to something better?
01:33:23.000 I think it's because people succumb to, wrongly so, to the idea of biological determinism.
01:33:29.000 They think that if you call up in explaining a phenomenon a biological principle, that means you're doomed to your biology.
01:33:37.000 It's a fatalistic thing, which of course is nonsense because there's no such thing as biological determinism because most of the things So,
01:33:54.000 the idea of biological determinism is a false worry.
01:34:00.000 Much of what we do, it's called the interactionist viewpoint, much of who we are is an interaction of our genes and our environments.
01:34:07.000 But for most people, there is something vulgar about reducing the richness of the human condition to our biology.
01:34:16.000 It just feels wrong.
01:34:17.000 This explains the behavior of the hyena.
01:34:21.000 But we are above that.
01:34:22.000 We are cultural animals.
01:34:24.000 We are prone to conditioning and socialization and higher-order cognition.
01:34:28.000 So you could even take evolutionary biologists.
01:34:31.000 So these are people who are trained in evolutionary biology.
01:34:35.000 They will commit this error.
01:34:37.000 I mean, that's breathtaking, right?
01:34:38.000 The classic example is a guy who is otherwise an utter buffoon.
01:34:42.000 His name is P.Z. Myers, a fifth-rate academic.
01:34:46.000 And I say this because...
01:34:48.000 Not to denigrate him, but because...
01:34:49.000 And by Z, that's the letter Z. Z, Z, yes.
01:34:52.000 Yes, Canadian.
01:34:54.000 So P.Z. Myers.
01:34:55.000 His claim to fame is he's got a very, and hats off to him, he's got an incredibly popular scientific blog called Faringula, which gets 100 million views or something.
01:35:08.000 So he's done very well for himself.
01:35:10.000 But he's the guy who is perfectly happy to use evolutionary principles to explain the mating behavior of the salamander.
01:35:19.000 But if I come along as an evolutionary psychologist and use the exact same principle, the exact same logical structure to explain human behavior, well, what's this Gatsad doing with this bullshit evolutionary psychology stuff?
01:35:31.000 That's nonsense.
01:35:32.000 That's pseudoscience, right?
01:35:33.000 And the reflex he has that is because...
01:35:36.000 To somehow explain it for the salamander makes sense.
01:35:40.000 It's National Geographic.
01:35:41.000 But humans, they're not prone to biology.
01:35:45.000 And I'll just give you two other examples.
01:35:47.000 Stephen Jay Gould, Richard Lewington, who were very, very famous Harvard evolutionists, also despised evolutionary psychology, but for other reasons.
01:35:57.000 They were avowed Marxists.
01:35:59.000 They came sort of from the hippie generations of the Marxists.
01:36:02.000 They're probably about 20 years older than me.
01:36:03.000 Well, one of them now has passed away.
01:36:04.000 Stephen Jay Gould is dead.
01:36:05.000 But they were guys who thought that if evolutionary psychology is right, then their Marxist bullshit ideologies would be wrong.
01:36:14.000 So they were strong anti-evolutionary psychology folks, even though all of their training suggested that they should be for it.
01:36:21.000 So they are the guys, by the way, who used to...
01:36:24.000 E.O. Wilson, I mentioned earlier...
01:36:25.000 So E.O. Wilson, the social ants guy, wrote a book called Sociobiology in 1975, where he explained how evolutionary theory could explain behavior across all sorts of animals.
01:36:38.000 Everybody was happy with the book.
01:36:40.000 In one of the last chapters, he applies all these principles to the human condition, He became persona non grata.
01:36:48.000 He became a Nazi.
01:36:49.000 He couldn't go anywhere to give a talk without being shouted down.
01:36:52.000 Not unlike how you're seeing Milo today being shouted down.
01:36:55.000 Well, E.O. Wilson went through those culture wars 30 years ago because evolutionary psychology was attacking the pet political ideologies of his colleagues at Harvard.
01:37:06.000 I don't know if Milo is a valid comparison.
01:37:07.000 I think Jordan Peterson would probably be a better comparison.
01:37:10.000 Because Milo is obviously a provocateur and he did it on purpose.
01:37:13.000 But instead of pointing the finger at individuals, I would like to try to figure out, obviously we're not going to, but let's discuss it.
01:37:22.000 What is the motivation?
01:37:25.000 Why do people resist these ideas of looking at the data of human interaction and genetics and sexual preference?
01:37:34.000 Why do they resist Examining these factors like what is it about and what is it about people that like that guy that you're talking about that wants to point at you for examining these factors and call you horrific names and just for looking at Actual provable data data that you can mean you could show it you could do a minutes reviewed you can What's the motivation?
01:38:00.000 I think it's ultimately ego-driven.
01:38:03.000 So in the case of those Harvard folks, they are committed Marxists.
01:38:08.000 And if evolutionary psychology is right, therefore my pet political ideology is wrong, therefore I have to shoot it.
01:38:14.000 That's one example.
01:38:15.000 Let's do a few more.
01:38:17.000 Suppose I am an overweight woman.
01:38:21.000 Okay?
01:38:22.000 And I don't get much action on the mating market.
01:38:26.000 One of two things can happen.
01:38:27.000 I could either believe that there is an evolved preference that men have for certain universal standards of beauty, or...
01:38:36.000 I could go for the much more comforting message, which is that these beauty standards are arbitrary sexist patriarchal standards.
01:38:48.000 And if only men would stop being shallow and buying into these Hollywood images, then...
01:38:54.000 Myself, this beautiful 800-pound woman, would be getting all the action in the world.
01:39:00.000 So it's nothing wrong with me.
01:39:01.000 It's that there are outside forces that are causing these arbitrary preferences to arise, right?
01:39:08.000 Naomi Wolf wrote a book in the early 90s, The Beauty Myth.
01:39:14.000 We're good to go.
01:39:34.000 Well, I could do one of two things.
01:39:36.000 I could get out there and shake my butt and get the status, right?
01:39:40.000 Joe Rogan, nobody gave him all the stuff that you have.
01:39:42.000 You had to work hard for all your success so that you could then hopefully do well on the mating market.
01:39:48.000 Or I could say, you know what, these are all arbitrary standards.
01:39:51.000 I mean, in a just world, my being a lazy, apathetic beta male would just be as worthy of love.
01:39:58.000 And so I think ultimately there is an element to biological-based explanations Unhopeful to most people, right?
01:40:08.000 The idea that we could all be anything is a lot more hopeful.
01:40:12.000 And the idea that we could all be anything unconstrained by biology only exists in the recesses of ideologues.
01:40:19.000 The world is not made up like that.
01:40:22.000 Beautiful people are more symmetric.
01:40:24.000 Now that doesn't mean that if you're not symmetric...
01:40:38.000 So to answer your question, there is something very non-hopeful about blackness.
01:40:45.000 Buying the idea that we are biological beings.
01:40:48.000 It's a lot more comforting to know we are infinitely malleable, infinitely socializable, because then any of us could be anything.
01:40:55.000 Given the right conditions, I could be the next Lionel Messi.
01:40:59.000 That's hopeful, and therefore I'd like to subscribe to that.
01:41:03.000 I think there's absolutely something to what you're saying, but I think there is also this very strange and vague possibility that we are aspiring to a higher standard because we recognize that human beings are evolving and that we're moving into some strange place where we're no longer just creatures of the flesh.
01:41:22.000 And that this need to put people on this even playing field is a part of this aspiration.
01:41:30.000 I definitely think there's these influences and I definitely think there are these...
01:41:35.000 There's a lot of people that look at beautiful people and they get upset.
01:41:40.000 I mean, there's a way that they do it where they feel that they're justified in being prejudiced.
01:41:46.000 Like, they can see a guy like The Rock, for example, who's a...
01:41:50.000 Big, handsome man.
01:41:52.000 Big, burly man.
01:41:53.000 And they think, that guy's a fucking idiot.
01:41:55.000 Immediately.
01:41:56.000 Meanwhile, that guy probably reads a lot.
01:41:57.000 He's probably smart as hell, right?
01:41:59.000 He's obviously very ambitious, so he can control his mind.
01:42:02.000 Charismatic.
01:42:02.000 He's very disciplined.
01:42:03.000 He controls his mind far better than a lot of overweight people that would criticize him and call him a fool.
01:42:10.000 But meanwhile, they let their body rot to this state of decay, which is not an intellectual thing to do.
01:42:16.000 If you're looking at your body in a Like, as a finite resource, and how do you manage that resource?
01:42:21.000 Well, very poorly if you're eating ringdings, drinking fucking soda, and smoking cigarettes, and then talking about The Rock being an idiot, right?
01:42:29.000 I mean, these are obviously straw man examples.
01:42:31.000 But I wonder if...
01:42:34.000 What we're doing with what's going on in Canada and this liberal social justice warrior approach to everybody being equal and if they're not, let's try to make them equal and if there's anybody that's superior,
01:42:49.000 let's try to push them down and bring the brown people up and I wonder if we're trying to achieve some sort of equilibrium, some sort of balance, some sort of Some sort of state where we're no longer just monkeys.
01:43:03.000 We're no longer just creatures of, you know, I want to fuck her because she's got big tits.
01:43:07.000 You know, these are base ideas.
01:43:10.000 These are base instincts that it's fine if we observe them in bonobos, but we don't want to see them in Harvard-educated kids, right?
01:43:19.000 So the male gaze becomes problematic, right?
01:43:22.000 A man staring at a woman becomes a microaggression.
01:43:26.000 Meanwhile, she's wearing almost nothing.
01:43:28.000 She's got a short skirt on and painted toes, and you want to...
01:43:31.000 You can't help yourself.
01:43:33.000 The genes come firing up.
01:43:34.000 You must suppress those, because we're eventually moving past the flesh.
01:43:38.000 And you are of the new generation, the new generation that will someday be neutered, and there will be some non-binary expression of your humanity that, you know, exists as an avatar in some virtual reality world that you'll be forced to subscribe to when you join Yale.
01:43:54.000 But by the way, when you talk about the male gaze, I'm not sure if we've discussed this on this show before, but it's precisely this type of thinking that causes the Western feminists to view the burqa as liberating and the bikini as liberating.
01:44:31.000 I've heard this argument.
01:44:32.000 Exactly.
01:44:33.000 I think?
01:44:52.000 So when I talk about ostrich parasitic syndrome, I don't just use it as a metaphor.
01:44:57.000 It's genuinely the case that people's minds are becoming infected with such garbage that they're incapable to rationalize, to think with reason.
01:45:06.000 And that's what I end up doing most of the time.
01:45:08.000 That's what Jordan Peterson ends up doing most of the time, which is we are committed to truth, unencumbered by political correctness.
01:45:15.000 Earlier you were saying, what would be some, you know, how can we get ourselves out of You know, succumbing to this tribalism and so on.
01:45:22.000 I think the only way you could do it, and I'm not saying that anybody can reach that level, is to simply be dedicated to the pursuit of truth.
01:45:30.000 When I was on Sam Harris' show, you know, earlier this year, about six, seven months ago, he asked me, is there any research question that you would not tackle in your scientific career that is too taboo?
01:45:45.000 And my answer is no, right?
01:45:47.000 As long as you address the question honestly and objectively, there is nothing that should be off limits, right?
01:45:55.000 Because then it becomes very easy to say, well, sex differences, we shouldn't study that because then it will marginalize one sex or the other.
01:46:01.000 Race differences, we shouldn't study them for the same reason and so on.
01:46:04.000 That becomes forbidden knowledge.
01:46:06.000 No.
01:46:07.000 The highest ideal that any honest person should pursue is the pursuit of truth, and certainly an intellectual.
01:46:14.000 So don't be encumbered by political correctness.
01:46:17.000 Just pursue the truth.
01:46:18.000 And I think one of the reasons that Jordan Peterson's message and my message has resonated now with a lot of people is because at least they see that we are ascribing to that ideal to the best of our abilities.
01:46:29.000 What if that truth hurts your feelings?
01:46:32.000 Fuck your feelings.
01:46:33.000 Oh, how dare you?
01:46:35.000 I'm triggered.
01:46:37.000 I can't believe I used the F word.
01:46:40.000 Well, this podcast has an effect on people.
01:46:43.000 I think it's a bunch of different things going on all at once.
01:46:49.000 And there's obviously some tribalism going on even amongst these Social justice warriors he's a virtue signaling people who are trying to Get as much credit much, you know social justice warrior street cred as they can like what?
01:47:07.000 Happened with Brett Weinstein up in evergreen college and when I had him on I just read some recent thing where they're doubling down on their hate of him and you know me they They're accusing him of all of this by simply going on the Tucker Carlson show.
01:47:25.000 Now, here's what's fascinating.
01:47:27.000 Huffington Post, which is a really left-leaning establishment, right?
01:47:33.000 I mean, if any website is left-leaning, it's Huffington Post.
01:47:36.000 I think they have some great articles.
01:47:38.000 Don't get me wrong.
01:47:39.000 I'm not critical of all their stuff, but it's very left-leaning, like openly regarded.
01:47:44.000 They had a piece breaking down how preposterous these students are, and the faculty, and the president, and what they have done to Brett Weinstein, and criticized each step of it by showing a transcription of his conversation on the Tucker Carlson show,
01:48:04.000 which lasted like five minutes, I think.
01:48:07.000 And, you know, they called Tucker Carlson alt-right.
01:48:10.000 Yeah.
01:48:11.000 Okay, I don't know.
01:48:12.000 You're redefining alt-right now.
01:48:13.000 By the way, I've been called alt-right.
01:48:15.000 Dave Rubin and I are leaders of the alt-right.
01:48:18.000 That's amazing.
01:48:19.000 We're leaders.
01:48:20.000 We're the actual leaders of the alt-right.
01:48:22.000 I wrote a tweet about this.
01:48:23.000 Like, the fact that they can call Dave Rubin, who is a gay man, Who's married to a man who used to be on the Young Turks.
01:48:32.000 Who's Jewish?
01:48:32.000 Who's Jewish.
01:48:33.000 And, I mean, I guess I call them a progressive, but a progressive in the idea that he wants progress.
01:48:39.000 I mean, the real broad term of progressive.
01:48:42.000 Progress meaning equality for all, but honest.
01:48:45.000 Honest about the approach.
01:48:47.000 But I would consider him probably more in a libertarian bent, if you wanted to get, like, political.
01:48:52.000 I guess I'm sort of in this sort of progressive slash libertarian left-leaning thing, but I also believe in a lot of right things as well.
01:49:01.000 I think that competition is probably ultimately good.
01:49:06.000 Right.
01:49:08.000 Blaming other people for your lack of success is really easy and it's something that people do all the time but when you do that if you look at things in that way then you're diminishing the struggles that downtrodden people and minorities and the oppressed and all these different you know Small groups that have been somehow or another marginalized.
01:49:30.000 You're diminishing their struggle, which is absolutely not the case.
01:49:33.000 But there have been people that have emerged from those groups and done amazing things.
01:49:39.000 But, oh, those are outliers, and you can't hold people up to the standards of those outliers.
01:49:44.000 And, you know, the real problem is that the competition is stacked in the favor of these white men who experience white privilege.
01:49:51.000 And what we really need to do is squash white men.
01:49:55.000 Right.
01:49:56.000 By the way, I have a theory about all this stuff.
01:49:59.000 What is it?
01:50:01.000 I call it Collective Munchhausen.
01:50:03.000 Oh, you've said this before.
01:50:05.000 Please go again, though.
01:50:06.000 I'd like this to stand alone.
01:50:08.000 Thank you.
01:50:09.000 So, remember how earlier I said that the highest ideal should be the pursuit of the truth?
01:50:14.000 Yeah.
01:50:14.000 So, the currency that I operate in is pursuing truth, wherever that leads me.
01:50:19.000 A banker cares about the bottom line, how many zeros there are in his bank, right?
01:50:23.000 In my case, it's truth.
01:50:25.000 Now, in the social justice warrior's currency, it's how much ego strokes he or she gets by proclaiming unique victimhood status.
01:50:37.000 Now, why do I call this collective Munchausen?
01:50:39.000 So in 2010, I had published a paper in a medical journal where I was looking at a specific form of Munchausen.
01:50:46.000 So Munchausen syndrome is a psychiatric condition where someone feigns illness to get attention, to get empathy, to get sympathy.
01:50:54.000 It's a real psychiatric condition.
01:50:55.000 I know a lady who's got it.
01:50:57.000 Is that right?
01:50:57.000 Oh yeah, it's crazy.
01:50:59.000 Okay.
01:50:59.000 I'll tell you later.
01:51:00.000 Yeah, okay.
01:51:01.000 Right, okay.
01:51:04.000 Munchausen syndrome by proxy is a different situation where...
01:51:11.000 You try to get your ego strokes by harming someone else and then getting the reward.
01:51:17.000 So what does that mean?
01:51:18.000 You're, for example, a biological mother who has this condition.
01:51:22.000 You will harm your child, your biological child.
01:51:26.000 So that then you could take him to the hospital and people say, oh, poor you.
01:51:30.000 You've got a sick, ailing child and so on.
01:51:32.000 And then you get your orgiastic, orgasmic strokes by getting that attention and that empathy, right?
01:51:39.000 Or you could do it if you have a pet or sometimes with elderly parents.
01:51:43.000 But usually it's your biological child.
01:51:45.000 So I was writing a paper trying to explain this from an evolutionary perspective, how this pathology could arise.
01:51:50.000 And so that's how...
01:51:51.000 The psychiatric syndrome wasn't my radar.
01:51:54.000 And then as I started seeing all these social justice warriors Navigating the world through a game of Oppression Olympics, where the highest goal you could achieve is to be declared the winner of the Oppression Olympics game, right?
01:52:09.000 It's not the pursuit of truth.
01:52:10.000 It's not making the most money.
01:52:12.000 It's, can I be anointed as the guy with the greatest?
01:52:16.000 And I call this collective Munchhausen because it becomes a form of Munchhausen, but at the collective level, right?
01:52:23.000 Let me give you another example as relating to Donald Trump.
01:52:26.000 When Donald Trump won the election, just on my Facebook page, private personal Facebook page, I would see people outdoing each other almost as if it were satirical in terms of their collective munchausen.
01:52:40.000 I am a brown woman who's attending this university.
01:52:44.000 Now that Donald Trump has won, I'm afraid to go to classes.
01:52:49.000 Just think about how outrageous that sounds.
01:52:52.000 You may like or dislike Donald Trump.
01:52:54.000 Do you genuinely believe that your ability to take classes in your bullshit college in Maine is going to be affected?
01:53:02.000 You're going to experience personal safety because Donald Trump is setting up Roadblocks so that he could create internment camps for all women of color so that they get gang raped.
01:53:12.000 What is the fear that you have that you're literally right?
01:53:16.000 But they're testifying, right?
01:53:17.000 They're testifying.
01:53:18.000 And so it becomes this collective psychosis where the way that I win is by demonstrating that I am the biggest victim.
01:53:27.000 And so that's what social justice warriors do, is that they have to win that game.
01:53:32.000 And so the Brett Weinstein example is those guys seeking to win those Olympics.
01:53:40.000 How dare you say that you could come on campus?
01:53:43.000 Don't you know what kind of victims we are and so on?
01:53:45.000 It's a complete departure from reason.
01:53:48.000 It's grotesque.
01:53:48.000 It's a psychiatric condition.
01:53:51.000 It's weird how prevalent it is, though, and how it's almost one of those things that you, as a professor, are not really allowed to discuss with the people that are exhibiting that behavior because then you're diminishing their fear.
01:54:05.000 Right.
01:54:05.000 You're diminishing or marginalizing their own personal issues that they feel that they have.
01:54:12.000 Accept?
01:54:13.000 Accept.
01:54:14.000 Because I always can pull out my victimology card, which usually outranks all of them because they're screaming while sitting at Wellesley paying $60,000 that they are marginalized.
01:54:28.000 Whereas I say, I'm not sure if I could be sympathetic because let me tell you my personal history.
01:54:33.000 Well, that's what you did with that guy in the meeting when he accused you of genocide.
01:54:37.000 Exactly.
01:54:38.000 You've hit him with four aces.
01:54:39.000 Exactly.
01:54:40.000 Like, suck it, stupid.
01:54:41.000 Exactly.
01:54:41.000 And so now, by the way, the only way I can improve my score, as I have jokingly said, is if I self-identify as a woman, hence I'm transgendered, Would you shave, though?
01:54:52.000 If you self-identified as a woman, why do you have to assume the appearance of a woman?
01:54:56.000 I mean, if really appearances don't matter.
01:54:59.000 Exactly.
01:54:59.000 I mean, if that's what we're saying.
01:55:00.000 I'm a woman with a penis.
01:55:01.000 Well, yeah.
01:55:02.000 I mean, this whole idea that beauty standards are bullshit and that are constructed by the patriarchy.
01:55:07.000 Why can't you grow a big old Santa Claus beard and still identify with a woman?
01:55:11.000 I'm with you.
01:55:12.000 I agree.
01:55:12.000 Why can't you?
01:55:13.000 Well, let's set the trend.
01:55:15.000 But where do we draw the line though?
01:55:17.000 Because I have no problem with someone identifying as a woman.
01:55:19.000 If you want to be a woman, that's fine.
01:55:21.000 I don't care.
01:55:22.000 Right.
01:55:22.000 But, well, where do we draw the line though?
01:55:25.000 Where are you allowed...
01:55:26.000 Where are you...
01:55:27.000 How out there can you get before I'm allowed to go, well, that guy might be fucking crazy.
01:55:32.000 Well, have you heard about this new...
01:55:34.000 There's this new thing called, I think, cis-sexism.
01:55:39.000 Have you heard this?
01:55:40.000 No.
01:55:40.000 I think I covered it in one of my Sad Truths clips.
01:55:43.000 It's basically the idea that...
01:55:45.000 So, you're a heterosexual male who...
01:55:49.000 I'm cisgendered.
01:55:50.000 Right.
01:55:50.000 Which is not real.
01:55:51.000 Right.
01:55:52.000 That's not a real expression.
01:55:53.000 But it is real.
01:55:54.000 All expressions are created by humans, right?
01:55:56.000 Very true.
01:55:56.000 Some humans accept it.
01:55:58.000 So, you and I wish to mate with women.
01:56:02.000 Hence, we are heterosexual males.
01:56:03.000 Boy, do we.
01:56:04.000 Okay, right.
01:56:05.000 Now...
01:56:07.000 Stay with me.
01:56:07.000 Okay.
01:56:08.000 Now, by you restricting your preference to this old antiquated term of women, meaning that they have vaginas, you're actually engaging in a form of cis-sexism because there are women who have nine-inch penises who should also be privy to your attention.
01:56:32.000 So by you saying, yes, I'm attracted to women, But only the women that are cisgendered that have female genitalia, that's a form of cis-sexism.
01:56:43.000 This idea is not being promulgated.
01:56:46.000 So you even saying that you have a heterosexual orientation towards biological women is a form of transphobia.
01:56:54.000 Not unlike, by the way, here's another example, transracialism.
01:56:57.000 Have you heard of this idea?
01:56:58.000 Yes.
01:56:59.000 Okay.
01:56:59.000 I love this idea.
01:57:00.000 Isn't it fantastic?
01:57:01.000 It's wonderful.
01:57:03.000 So...
01:57:04.000 How far can we take this?
01:57:06.000 We can go pretty far.
01:57:07.000 So you think the fulcrum is not going to start swinging the other way at some point?
01:57:11.000 For sure it will, and it has.
01:57:13.000 And I think that's one of the reasons why Donald Trump got into office, is people were so upset with political correctness, they went with the exact opposite, which is buffoonery.
01:57:21.000 Outrageous, braggadocious male buffoonery.
01:57:26.000 I mean, that's really what it is.
01:57:27.000 I mean, he's a braggadocious buffoon in a lot of respects, especially the way he talks about his ratings and, you know, talks about himself in the third person, you know, like he was describing Kanye West, that Kanye loves Trump.
01:57:41.000 I mean, could you imagine saying that about yourself, like describing yourself in the third person, but a famous person loving you?
01:57:48.000 Right.
01:57:48.000 It's so bizarre.
01:57:49.000 Well, you know, a lot of people who follow me think that, I joke that, That, you know, they think that I have these Trump posters in my room and, you know, he's my big hero, which of course he's not.
01:58:01.000 And by the way, I'm Canadian, so I truly don't have a dog in this fight.
01:58:04.000 The reason why they think that is because I offered, prior to the election...
01:58:09.000 Being done, I offered some compelling reasons, psychological reasons, why people might vote for Donald Trump.
01:58:17.000 So most famously, perhaps, in my chat with Sam Harris, I explained the psychological mechanisms that could lead to otherwise perfectly reasonable people to vote for Trump.
01:58:28.000 Simply proposing these was complete I'm sure you're aware of what's going on with Scott Adams.
01:58:36.000 I mean, Scott Adams has lost millions of dollars for simply stating that he believes that Donald Trump is a very persuasive person and correctly predicting that that power of persuasion would allow him to win the presidency.
01:58:48.000 Is that incredible?
01:58:49.000 He doesn't even vote.
01:58:50.000 Scott Adams says because he talks so much about politics, he does not want to have a dog in the fight, so he doesn't vote.
01:58:55.000 He told me that on the podcast.
01:58:57.000 And so people think that he's a Trump supporter.
01:58:59.000 He's like, I'm absolutely not a Trump supporter.
01:59:01.000 He goes, I'm analyzing the human behavior.
01:59:03.000 Exactly.
01:59:04.000 So just to kind of repeat what I had told Sam, so there are different decision rules that one can use when they're making a choice between competing alternatives.
01:59:13.000 So, for example, if you're choosing between cars, each car is defined by many attributes, right?
01:59:17.000 It's gas efficiency, it's the power of its engine, its price, and so on.
01:59:22.000 And so there are different ways that I could apply a decision rule in choosing between car A and car B. So here's one rule.
01:59:28.000 I could take all the attributes, put them together, multiply them by the importance rate of each attribute, and pick the best product.
01:59:35.000 So using that decision rule, maybe Hillary Clinton would have won.
01:59:39.000 Because maybe if you put all the attributes together, she ends up scoring higher than Donald Trump.
01:59:44.000 But here's another decision rule.
01:59:46.000 It's called the lexicographic rule.
01:59:47.000 The lexicographic rule basically says, I simply look at my most important What's the attribute that I care most when I'm making the choice within this category?
01:59:57.000 And I simply choose the alternative that scores higher on that most important attribute.
02:00:02.000 So for example, if it were cars, I only care about the power of the engine, so I choose car A because it has a stronger power engine, right?
02:00:10.000 In the case of Donald Trump versus Hillary Clinton, suppose that my lexicographic rule is, I care only about the position on immigration.
02:00:20.000 That's my decision.
02:00:21.000 That's the only thing I look at.
02:00:23.000 Well, it's very reasonable for people to think that Donald Trump had a more conservative, tough view on immigration than Hillary Clinton.
02:00:31.000 So if I use that decision rule, that psychological rule, I would choose Donald Trump.
02:00:37.000 It wouldn't make me a guy who is sleeping with my sister and I'm a toothless guy in Arkansas and a hick.
02:00:43.000 It simply means that I'm using a particular decision rule that causes me to choose Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton.
02:00:49.000 So again, all I did, not unlike what Scott Adams did in his own way, is offer the different psychological processes by which a very reasonable person can end up choosing Donald Trump rather than Hillary Clinton.
02:01:03.000 And it's unbelievable the kind of flack I got.
02:01:06.000 Well, it's crazy because it's your absolute area of expertise.
02:01:09.000 I mean, it's what your education is in.
02:01:11.000 It's what you teach.
02:01:12.000 Exactly.
02:01:13.000 It's so strange that if it doesn't jive with people's belief systems, they get upset at you for teaching something that's science.
02:01:21.000 Right.
02:01:22.000 Well, I call this, by the way, the I used to love you got sad, but...
02:01:45.000 What's the number one source of flack that you receive from your gigantic fanbase?
02:01:53.000 The one issue that triggers the most animus to you.
02:01:58.000 Boy, I don't know.
02:01:59.000 To me?
02:02:00.000 Like, personally?
02:02:01.000 Like, you know, Joe, I think you're a great guy, but my God, you're such an idiot because of X. What's X? There's so many things.
02:02:08.000 We need a three-hour podcast just to name them all.
02:02:11.000 I get a lot of facts wrong.
02:02:13.000 A lot of things I remember incorrectly.
02:02:15.000 Because a lot of, like, these free-form conversations like we're having, it's not planned out.
02:02:20.000 The subjects aren't planned out.
02:02:21.000 In particular, like...
02:02:23.000 The divergent paths that we take, sometimes we'll go down a path and I'll go, what was that story about that thing?
02:02:29.000 And I'll get that shit wrong all the time.
02:02:31.000 Because as good as my memory is, and it's pretty good, there's just a certain amount of data that you could...
02:02:39.000 Instantaneously call up to the...
02:02:41.000 I mean, if you ask me questions about certain things that are in my constant day-to-day existence, like maybe perhaps stand-up comedy or martial arts, I can give you a staggering amount of information off the top of my head.
02:02:53.000 But there's a lot of stuff that we talk about in these podcasts.
02:02:58.000 It's just people say, well, you should have prepared for it.
02:03:00.000 Well, I didn't know we were going to talk about it.
02:03:02.000 It's one of the things that makes the conversation so interesting.
02:03:05.000 So in that sense, I'm giving myself a get-out-of-jail-free pass.
02:03:10.000 I don't know.
02:03:11.000 I mean, getting things wrong is probably the big one.
02:03:13.000 Talking over people, being a meathead, all those things I'm guilty of.
02:03:17.000 I think probably the number one thing for me over the past few months has been this Trump thing.
02:03:23.000 Where people simply can't, they think I'm his water boy, which of course I'm not.
02:03:28.000 But I'm simply saying, look, very reasonable people could have converged to a Trump decision, a vote.
02:03:34.000 But don't you think that's like one of those 140 character criticisms?
02:03:38.000 Like it's really, like I've been called a Trump supporter, I'm 100% not.
02:03:41.000 Right.
02:03:41.000 But because of the fact that it's a cruel thing to say to someone, yeah, still loving Trump now, you fucking idiot?
02:03:47.000 Like, loving Trump?
02:03:48.000 Right.
02:03:49.000 What am I, like I have a seven minute long bit about him on my act.
02:03:52.000 Like how am I loving him?
02:03:53.000 Like what are you talking about?
02:03:54.000 Right, right.
02:03:55.000 But it doesn't matter, because by saying that, they could diminish you.
02:03:58.000 Oh, you're a racist.
02:03:59.000 Oh, you're a sexist.
02:04:02.000 One of the craziest ones is if someone gets unfairly or unjustly or inaccurately accused of rape, immediately that person's a rapist, and they did it.
02:04:16.000 And it is incredibly difficult to exonerate yourself from that.
02:04:21.000 And people that have been accused of rape, I mean, not people like Bill Cosby when he gets accused of it 50 fucking times or something crazy, but I've known people that were accused of rape and it was all a lie.
02:04:33.000 And it was done by an ex and it was just someone who was a scorned lover and was angry and they wanted to cast the worst possible light on this person in order to give them some taste of the pain that they feel from rejection or from whatever reason.
02:04:49.000 And this is not uncommon.
02:04:51.000 I mean, I don't know what the statistics are as far as false rape accusations versus actual rape versus people who are raped who don't talk about it.
02:05:00.000 But either one does not invalidate the other.
02:05:03.000 By saying that a lot of women actually have been raped, which neither you nor I would ever argue with, of course.
02:05:08.000 And it's a horrible crime, and it's a terrible fucking thing to do to a person to take away their humanity in that way.
02:05:14.000 That does not...
02:05:16.000 That does not somehow or another make it okay that people have false rape accusations.
02:05:23.000 No, that's a horrific thing, too.
02:05:25.000 I mean, we can quantify what's worse or what's better, you know, and I think we would all agree that it's probably worse to be physically raped than it is to be accused of rape when you didn't do it.
02:05:36.000 But they're both gross.
02:05:38.000 But do you think that, and I've actually written about this, do you think that the punishments for false accusations of rape are too lax?
02:05:47.000 Because I do.
02:05:48.000 I don't know what they are, but I would say that they should be pretty horrific.
02:05:52.000 Right.
02:05:53.000 Almost to the same amount of what he would have spent in prison.
02:05:58.000 Yeah, I think maybe like 70%.
02:06:00.000 Right.
02:06:01.000 I think false rape accusations, especially if you like really chase it down and try to get this person locked up, I mean there's so much wrong with that.
02:06:10.000 It might be like 70% of rape.
02:06:13.000 I mean 70% meaning like 70% is bad.
02:06:16.000 I shouldn't say a number.
02:06:17.000 I don't think it's as bad as physically raping someone.
02:06:21.000 But it's in the neighborhood.
02:06:22.000 But I mean, think of it this way, not to get too philosophical.
02:06:25.000 Every day that a guy spends in prison as a falsely accused rapist, while you, the woman who falsely accused him, is sitting in your house, I mean, you are, quote, Committing the crime every day of his life, right?
02:06:40.000 Every day that you don't step forward, you're punishing, right?
02:06:43.000 I mean, again, not to diminish that one act of rape, but you are raping this guy, metaphorically, if not literally, because he probably is going to be raped in prison for having...
02:06:54.000 That accusation on top of his head, right?
02:06:56.000 Right, because that's a targeted person.
02:06:58.000 That's a targeted person.
02:06:59.000 So, in a sense, you're almost as diabolical as a true rapist because you are living with that false information and every day you're going to buy your tomatoes and groceries unencumbered by the fact that there is a guy sitting in prison who's probably passing some very ugly moments because you're unwilling to correct the wrong that you've done.
02:07:19.000 So, I think it's a pretty diabolical person who does that.
02:07:22.000 It's definitely a diabolical person.
02:07:24.000 The problem is whenever you bring up this diabolical person, you automatically get lumped in with someone who is some sort of an enabler, some cisgendered, white male, privileged piece of shit who doesn't care about actual rape victims because you're more concerned with men who get falsely accused of rape.
02:07:42.000 Right.
02:07:43.000 It's just another thing.
02:07:44.000 It's not diminishing the actual crime of rape, which is one of the worst things in the world next to murder.
02:07:50.000 It's just a horrific, terrifying aspect of human beings that we're even capable of doing that.
02:07:56.000 But it doesn't mean that false rape accusations aren't also a horrific aspect of being a person.
02:08:03.000 There's just a lot of shitty behavior that people exhibit.
02:08:07.000 And as soon as we lock ourselves into these These little groups that will always blindly support.
02:08:14.000 Like, I have this bit I've been doing lately about a bumper sticker I saw on a girl's car that said, Girls Kick Ass.
02:08:20.000 I'm like, can you imagine if a guy had a bumper sticker that said, Boys Kick Ass?
02:08:25.000 You're signing off on 160 million people?
02:08:28.000 That's so crazy!
02:08:30.000 But it's one of those things where we'll allow that because we All agree that women have a harder go of it in this country in particular and other countries far more so, right?
02:08:42.000 And we could go back to ideology for the reason for that, what we were talking about earlier.
02:08:46.000 By the way, speaking of rape, I don't think we've mentioned this ever on this show.
02:08:50.000 Two of my colleagues, one of whom I know well, the other one not so much, if at all, wrote a book around 2000 or 2002 offering an adaptive evolutionary explanation for rape.
02:09:03.000 Yeah, there you go.
02:09:04.000 You don't need to hear anything more, right?
02:09:06.000 How's that guy doing?
02:09:07.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:09:08.000 So actually, I'll tell you their names.
02:09:11.000 So Randy Thornhill, who's a very, very serious scientist, and Craig Palmer, they wrote a book, I think it was in 2000. Now, they weren't, of course, justifying rape.
02:09:22.000 They weren't condoning it.
02:09:23.000 They were saying, look, if you wish to understand rape, Then you better have a good scientific basis for why it happens.
02:09:31.000 And therefore, they offered an adaptive argument.
02:09:34.000 Which, by the way, that's one of the main things that people who hate evolutionary psychology commit as a fallacy.
02:09:39.000 They think that when you explain a phenomenon, you are justifying it.
02:09:43.000 So if you explain why men and women might cheat on one another in monogamous unions, or you're offering a scientific justification for cheating, of course you're not.
02:09:50.000 Usually my rebuttal is...
02:09:52.000 The guy who studies cancer, an oncologist, does that mean he is for pancreatic cancer?
02:09:57.000 He's justifying?
02:09:58.000 No, he's just trying to explain why pancreatic cancer happens.
02:10:01.000 Is that across the board, though?
02:10:02.000 I mean, what if you try to explain why people commit violent crimes or explain why people steal things from stores?
02:10:11.000 Yeah, that's a great question.
02:10:12.000 I think there are certain phenomena that trigger that response more than others.
02:10:16.000 And it's an open, empirical question.
02:10:18.000 What's the quality of the phenomenon that causes you to react that way or not?
02:10:22.000 Well, I would say that it's most likely the stronger person who seems to have the privilege victimizing the weaker person.
02:10:29.000 Like males versus females.
02:10:31.000 Or child abuse.
02:10:31.000 That's another one.
02:10:32.000 So the book that got me into evolutionary psychology, I've mentioned this story before, maybe not on the show.
02:10:41.000 It was my first semester as a doctoral student at Cornell.
02:10:45.000 And the professor, this was an advanced social psychology course, and the professor assigned a book called Homicide.
02:10:50.000 By two pioneers of evolutionary psychology, husband and wife team, Margo Wilson and Martin Daly, where the book is about understanding patterns of criminality via an evolutionary lens.
02:11:02.000 And one of the things in the book that had struck me as so powerful was looking at child abuse in a home and then Demonstrating that there's a very clear evolutionary reason why that happens.
02:11:16.000 So let me ask you this.
02:11:17.000 Have we discussed this before in this show?
02:11:19.000 I don't think so, right?
02:11:19.000 No, I don't recall.
02:11:21.000 Can you guess at all what is the number one greatest predictor of there being a child abuse in a home?
02:11:30.000 So for example, you might say, oh, it's poverty.
02:11:33.000 I would say it's probably parents that were abused as children.
02:11:37.000 No, bigger than that.
02:11:38.000 Bigger than that.
02:11:39.000 Much bigger.
02:11:39.000 As a matter of fact, that one factor is a hundredfold greater than that.
02:11:44.000 So in other words, typically when you say what's called an odds likelihood ratio, 1.2, so you have a 20% greater chance of getting cancer if you smoke.
02:11:55.000 So just having 1.2 greater odds is considered a big number.
02:11:59.000 Here I'm telling you a hundredfold greater.
02:12:02.000 So it's something that's almost never seen in science.
02:12:04.000 What is it?
02:12:06.000 Having a step-parent in the home.
02:12:08.000 Whoa!
02:12:09.000 Okay?
02:12:09.000 Now, think again here of another animal.
02:12:13.000 And again, the people who don't like us...
02:12:15.000 A hundred times greater?
02:12:16.000 Listen to this.
02:12:17.000 And actually, it's now been called the Cinderella effect.
02:12:20.000 Because in Cinderella, she shows the evil stepmother loves her two biological daughters, but hates the stepdaughter, Cinderella.
02:12:32.000 Now, think about with lions, right?
02:12:34.000 In a lion pride, you have a...
02:12:37.000 One or two dominant males who control and protect the pride and who control sexual access to the females.
02:12:46.000 There's constant testing of these males by bands of young males who are looking to take over.
02:12:53.000 And for a while, the resident males win out, and then eventually, they lose.
02:12:58.000 When they lose, and they're either killed or banished from the pride, what's the first thing that the new incoming bosses do?
02:13:06.000 They kill the babies.
02:13:08.000 Boom.
02:13:08.000 They kill the babies.
02:13:10.000 What happens to the females, the lionesses, When they kill them, they go into an estrus.
02:13:16.000 So I mean, instead of playing Barry White music and the violin to get them in the mood, kill their children and they get in the mood, right?
02:13:23.000 Nature is brutal, right?
02:13:24.000 Well, in the context of humans, when you have a step-parent who...
02:13:30.000 Is not biologically linked to the child, it simply increases the likelihood of there being abuse, right?
02:13:37.000 Now, usually when you explain this, what is the first thing that people say?
02:13:41.000 Oh, well, I grew up with a stepfather and he didn't do this to me.
02:13:44.000 You're an asshole.
02:13:44.000 Or, but what are you saying?
02:13:47.000 That means it's okay to do it because you're explaining it?
02:13:49.000 So look how they conflate explaining a phenomenon with justifying the phenomenon.
02:13:55.000 So I think rape, child abuse, and probably marital infidelity are the three evolutionary phenomena that when you explain using an evolutionary lens, people go completely wacko.
02:14:07.000 Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
02:14:09.000 I mean, it's something that you almost can't look at it.
02:14:15.000 That's right.
02:14:15.000 Forbidden knowledge, as per my conversation with Sam Harris, avoid that topic because you'll get too much flack.
02:14:22.000 And that's dangerous.
02:14:22.000 Nothing should be forbidden.
02:14:24.000 So these scientists that wrote this book where they were examining rape and the causes of rape, what was the repercussions?
02:14:30.000 So I was invited.
02:14:32.000 So Randy Thornhill is at the University of New Mexico, and he's still there.
02:14:36.000 Great guy.
02:14:37.000 When his group invited me to give a talk at the university, him and I went out for a while, and I asked him that question.
02:14:45.000 He said, at one point, there had to be constant police patrols because of all the death threats and so on that he was getting.
02:14:53.000 Now, I suspect that at this point it has subsided.
02:14:56.000 This is 15, 16 years ago.
02:14:58.000 But when the book first came out, it was dangerous to beat Randy Thornhill.
02:15:02.000 Well, isn't it so bizarre where people that...
02:15:04.000 You would think of the left, right?
02:15:06.000 And as soon as you think of people that are liberal and progressive, you think these are nonviolent folks that just want peace and happiness and love.
02:15:12.000 But look what happened in Evergreen.
02:15:14.000 I mean, this is what Brett Weinstein talked about.
02:15:17.000 The threats, and then all of a sudden you've got vigilante patrols with tasers and baseball bats, and these are kids.
02:15:26.000 Right.
02:15:32.000 Right.
02:15:33.000 Right.
02:15:47.000 Indicate that in a huge way.
02:15:49.000 I mean, he's just a really open-minded, progressive guy who, he doesn't, but he doesn't want racism against white people to exist any more than he wants it against black people.
02:15:58.000 But by the way, I was, so he came on my show too.
02:16:01.000 We had a great chat.
02:16:03.000 He's sick and hiding now.
02:16:05.000 Sorry to interrupt you.
02:16:05.000 No, no problem.
02:16:06.000 Isn't he?
02:16:07.000 I don't know if full hiding, but he's certainly not on campus.
02:16:12.000 I believe he said he had to move his family.
02:16:15.000 Yeah, I even know where, but maybe I shouldn't say where.
02:16:18.000 Well, if you look at the comments section, I wonder if the same thing happened when he came on your show.
02:16:24.000 I was amazed at the animus that was being levied at him from people who were saying, hey, the guy is part of the problem.
02:16:33.000 He's a progressive who created the monster that is now biting his ass.
02:16:37.000 And so let the snake...
02:16:40.000 And I thought that was so uncharitable.
02:16:42.000 No, I didn't get that.
02:16:43.000 But I do understand why fools would think that.
02:16:46.000 Because he's not.
02:16:47.000 The real true progressives, like non-ideologically based progressive, that's a good thing.
02:16:52.000 Exactly.
02:16:53.000 It's a good thing.
02:16:53.000 I mean, to think that, hey, man, we should all be the same, regardless if you have dreadlocks or a shaved head or if you're white or black.
02:17:01.000 It's a weird thing.
02:17:02.000 Like, sexual preference, we were talking about this before, like, if a man is only sexually attracted, if he says, I am sexually attractive, I prefer white women, you are a fucking racist.
02:17:14.000 But if you say, I prefer black women, like, ooh, spicy.
02:17:19.000 Weird.
02:17:19.000 By the way, this cuts both ways, and I've actually commented on this.
02:17:23.000 If you say, I'm attracted to overweight women, you are objectifying and fetishizing our corpulent bodies.
02:17:34.000 Are you?
02:17:34.000 No, no, that's what they'll say.
02:17:36.000 That's what Dale's saying.
02:17:36.000 Those are the complainers.
02:17:37.000 I should be happy if somebody likes them.
02:17:39.000 If you say, I don't like fat women, because I'm not...
02:17:43.000 Then, of course, you're...
02:17:44.000 So, same thing with black women, right?
02:17:46.000 If you say, look, I just have a preference for black women.
02:17:49.000 Oh, yeah, it's the old stereotype of the sexual black woman with the beautiful behind.
02:17:52.000 You're objectifying us.
02:17:54.000 You're racist.
02:17:54.000 If you say, you know, I really don't like the body types of black women.
02:17:59.000 I prefer Asian women.
02:18:00.000 Well, you're racist.
02:18:01.000 So, all roads...
02:18:02.000 Lead to you being an asshole.
02:18:04.000 If you like them it's bad, if you don't like them it's bad.
02:18:07.000 What if you just say you just enjoy dating black women because of the way they communicate?
02:18:13.000 Someone will probably accuse you.
02:18:15.000 Listen, correcting somebody for their grammar, if it's part of their dialect, is racist, right?
02:18:21.000 So, Ebonics.
02:18:23.000 Actually, I was coming, when we were coming here, I was listening to a song by, I can't remember, Sierra?
02:18:30.000 Sierra.
02:18:31.000 Do you know who that is?
02:18:32.000 No.
02:18:32.000 She's a hip-hop singer.
02:18:34.000 And at one point, in one of the songs, she goes, There You Is.
02:18:38.000 There You Is.
02:18:39.000 So I told my wife, I said, You know, it really pisses me off when they commit these grammatical errors.
02:18:43.000 Yeah, but isn't that an art thing?
02:18:46.000 I mean, like, I might say something grammatically incorrect on stage if I think it's funnier than saying it correctly.
02:18:50.000 Okay, fine.
02:18:51.000 If you're doing it because it is part of the sort of the contextualized shtick.
02:18:55.000 But isn't that what she's kind of doing in a rap song?
02:18:58.000 I don't know.
02:18:58.000 I don't know.
02:18:59.000 It's an open question.
02:19:00.000 I don't know.
02:19:00.000 Maybe it just rhymes better.
02:19:02.000 There you are.
02:19:02.000 Don't say there you is.
02:19:03.000 There you is?
02:19:04.000 But what if she's trying to rhyme?
02:19:05.000 What rhymes with is?
02:19:07.000 Fizz?
02:19:07.000 Fizz.
02:19:08.000 Yeah.
02:19:08.000 I don't know.
02:19:09.000 Sitting champagne, getting my fizz, look over there, there you is.
02:19:15.000 I should have been a rapper, dude.
02:19:16.000 By the way, you said that saying that you're attracted to black women might be racist or not.
02:19:22.000 Did you hear the latest with the new letter that was uncovered from Tupac Shakur to Madonna?
02:19:28.000 Healing like white chicks?
02:19:30.000 No.
02:19:30.000 No, that he broke up with her because she was a white woman.
02:19:34.000 He broke up with Madonna?
02:19:36.000 Madonna, yeah.
02:19:37.000 She was annoying.
02:19:38.000 He was just trying to find an excuse.
02:19:40.000 That's a good way that you can't ever change, right?
02:19:42.000 You can't change the fact that you're white.
02:19:44.000 That's a good move.
02:19:45.000 But imagine if it were the other way around, right?
02:19:47.000 If she had written him a letter saying, hey, dear Tupac, I would have loved to continue this relationship, but given that you're a black guy, her career would be over.
02:19:56.000 But him saying it to her...
02:19:58.000 He actually said, he said, if you date me, it appears as though you're an exciting, cool woman.
02:20:03.000 But if I continue to date you, a lot of the people that made me who I am, I would lose credit with them.
02:20:11.000 I'll tell you what, if she was throwing that pussy correctly, probably still would have stuck around.
02:20:15.000 She's probably annoying.
02:20:18.000 She probably talks too much.
02:20:20.000 She probably talks about herself in the third person like Trump.
02:20:24.000 Probably true.
02:20:24.000 Madonna likes you.
02:20:25.000 I'm going to admit something now that's going to come back to haunt me.
02:20:29.000 What?
02:20:30.000 1985, my cousin and I, I shouldn't be saying this.
02:20:34.000 What did you do?
02:20:35.000 Drove to Toronto to see Madonna.
02:20:39.000 I would have done that in 1985. She was a fantastic performer.
02:20:42.000 She was a huge superstar and still kind of is.
02:20:45.000 I'm just joking around about her being annoying.
02:20:47.000 It's just a funny thing to say.
02:20:48.000 I was always a big Madonna fan when I was younger.
02:20:51.000 I think, you know...
02:20:52.000 Two's beautiful and interesting and bold.
02:20:55.000 I mean, you don't get that without a certain amount of ego.
02:20:58.000 So to mock that ego is like, well, of course, you know, it's like that's who she was.
02:21:02.000 Yeah, true.
02:21:03.000 You know, and then what Tupac is doing is, I mean, he's kind of like locked into the identity politics of the 1990s.
02:21:10.000 I mean, that's where he was, you know.
02:21:14.000 Is there a person that you would love to have on your show who is an artist that you really love?
02:21:24.000 There's a lot of them.
02:21:25.000 There's not one.
02:21:27.000 There's one that's coming on my show.
02:21:29.000 Can I tell you who it is?
02:21:30.000 Yeah, who?
02:21:30.000 I hadn't announced it, so I hope that he doesn't somehow back out, but I'll mention it doesn't matter if he doesn't end up coming.
02:21:35.000 That's okay.
02:21:37.000 Wayne Newton?
02:21:38.000 No, it's Ricky Martin.
02:21:40.000 No, I'm kidding.
02:21:42.000 He's living in La Vida Loca.
02:21:43.000 Do you know the group Stylistics?
02:21:46.000 No.
02:21:47.000 The stylistics were an old soul group that's part of a genre called the Philly sound.
02:21:53.000 So there's a type of black music in the late 60s, early 70s that's this very soulful, sexy soul type of music.
02:22:02.000 Stylistics were probably the epitome of that genre.
02:22:04.000 Now this is a group that I grew up listening to all the way back in Lebanon when I was a kid.
02:22:09.000 And I've made contact with the representatives of the lead singer, and he said that he will come on my show at some point.
02:22:17.000 Oh, exciting times!
02:22:18.000 So all the people that I've had on my show, all of whom have been lovely and accomplished people, I think, and I hope I'm not...
02:22:25.000 Being insulting to anybody.
02:22:26.000 I don't think I'm as excited to be speaking to anyone.
02:22:28.000 Which shows, by the way, the power of music, right?
02:22:30.000 As much as I am in speaking to this gentleman, you know, who...
02:22:35.000 There you go.
02:22:37.000 Look at that.
02:22:38.000 Look at that.
02:22:39.000 That's actually not the singer.
02:22:41.000 Is that a bare chest under a suit coat?
02:22:43.000 That's the guy.
02:22:44.000 That's Russell Tompkins Jr. Wow.
02:22:47.000 Look at that fro.
02:22:48.000 Strong fro.
02:22:49.000 He's got what's called the falsetto voice.
02:22:50.000 He goes very, very high with his voice.
02:22:55.000 There you go.
02:22:56.000 You are everything.
02:22:58.000 Very good.
02:22:59.000 I've heard that song.
02:23:00.000 Isn't it funny how, like, people used to dance and move back then?
02:23:03.000 Like, look, everyone was, like, synchronized, and there was, like, a thing they used to do together.
02:23:08.000 I know.
02:23:08.000 That doesn't really happen anymore.
02:23:10.000 I wonder what happened where people decided that synchronized singing, like, five men together on stage is not cool anymore.
02:23:16.000 Well, you do have boy bands.
02:23:17.000 You have Backstreet Boys.
02:23:18.000 Yeah, but these are men.
02:23:19.000 These are men, yes.
02:23:20.000 These are men.
02:23:21.000 This is five men moving their arms and singing in synchronicity while people dance slowly, which no one does anymore.
02:23:28.000 No one dances like that anymore.
02:23:30.000 Who fuck sings like that anymore?
02:23:31.000 Who fuck dances like that anymore?
02:23:34.000 It's weird, right?
02:23:34.000 I know.
02:23:35.000 Somebody needs to bring back the soul train.
02:23:37.000 In 2001, when we lived in Southern California...
02:23:40.000 I had the crazy idea of calling the representatives of the stylistics to see how much it would cost to hire them for a private concert.
02:23:50.000 Somehow I thought that a professor had enough of a salary to hire the stylistics.
02:23:55.000 For a private concert?
02:23:57.000 How many people?
02:23:57.000 Apparently, you know, I just had this fantasy that, you know, wouldn't it be amazing to invite people to you?
02:24:04.000 Apparently, I'm much poorer than I think I am.
02:24:07.000 I think it's five dudes.
02:24:09.000 It was actually, I can't remember the exact number, but it was something in the order.
02:24:12.000 This is 15, 16 years ago.
02:24:13.000 I can't remember, maybe half a million dollars, the whole cost of flying them and their fee.
02:24:20.000 What?
02:24:20.000 UC Irvine was not paying me enough.
02:24:22.000 I can't remember the exact number, but it was much more than I could afford.
02:24:25.000 Wow.
02:24:26.000 What were you hoping for?
02:24:27.000 Like 10 grand?
02:24:28.000 50,000?
02:24:30.000 50,000 you were hoping for?
02:24:32.000 Yeah.
02:24:33.000 That would seem like reasonable.
02:24:35.000 That's like, you know...
02:24:36.000 I thought I had Joe Rogan money, but I only have mere professor money.
02:24:40.000 That's a...
02:24:41.000 Even 50,000, it's like, I wouldn't spend that much money.
02:24:45.000 Really?
02:24:45.000 Jesus Christ.
02:24:46.000 No!
02:24:47.000 If you could...
02:24:47.000 What's your favorite group?
02:24:48.000 It's probably Metallica, am I right?
02:24:51.000 I love Metallica.
02:24:52.000 I love me some Metallica, especially when I'm working out.
02:24:54.000 And Cher.
02:24:55.000 I mean, you did tell me prior to starting how much you love Cher.
02:24:58.000 You did say that.
02:24:58.000 Chipsies, tramps, and thieves.
02:25:00.000 That's what the people are down there.
02:25:02.000 So, who's your favorite?
02:25:03.000 If you could have...
02:25:03.000 I do not have a favorite.
02:25:06.000 Give me one.
02:25:06.000 I really don't.
02:25:07.000 Led Zeppelin.
02:25:08.000 Okay, Led Zeppelin.
02:25:09.000 But I found out they steal music.
02:25:12.000 Oh, the Stairway to Heaven story?
02:25:13.000 Yeah, that hurts me.
02:25:15.000 That hurts me bad.
02:25:16.000 No, but didn't they get...
02:25:16.000 Allman Brothers?
02:25:18.000 What, they got exonerated because they paid off some fucking people.
02:25:20.000 Is that true?
02:25:21.000 Do you know how much money they would have to give back?
02:25:23.000 How much the record companies would have to give back?
02:25:25.000 But it was established that it was stolen?
02:25:27.000 Like, in terms of the...
02:25:28.000 You want to play it?
02:25:29.000 You want to play it so we can hear it?
02:25:31.000 Here, let's play it.
02:25:32.000 So we could just...
02:25:33.000 Can we do it?
02:25:33.000 Or would they fuck us?
02:25:35.000 YouTube would.
02:25:35.000 YouTube will fuck us.
02:25:36.000 Alright, so we'll do this, and it won't be on YouTube, so the people listening right now on YouTube are not going to hear shit, but this is what we'll do.
02:25:45.000 We will synchronize.
02:25:46.000 Jamie will tell you what this is, and you can synchronize it.
02:25:51.000 Does that even work like that?
02:25:52.000 Can you open up two YouTube windows?
02:25:53.000 I can put the video in the corner so you can see.
02:25:56.000 It's a 56-second video called Led Zeppelin vs.
02:25:59.000 Spirit, Stairway to Heaven Comparison.
02:26:01.000 Yeah, so we'll have to kind of talk a little bit of it.
02:26:03.000 Otherwise, the people that are listening to this live streaming are going to get this.
02:26:07.000 It's just going to be like dead air.
02:26:09.000 So this is the original song.
02:26:12.000 This is not the Led Zeppelin version.
02:26:14.000 This is the song that Led Zeppelin...
02:26:17.000 Fucking ripped off.
02:26:18.000 Yeah, this sounds exactly like...
02:26:20.000 Dude, it's 100%.
02:26:21.000 It's not like 80% or 70%.
02:26:25.000 It's 100%.
02:26:27.000 They stole this.
02:26:28.000 This band opened for them.
02:26:30.000 That hurts me.
02:26:30.000 Oh, it's only one of many.
02:26:32.000 I mean, there's a lot of influences that they had from old blues songs that they added to some of their songs, which is more forgivable, almost akin to what they do today with rap music, with sampling.
02:26:43.000 Sampling, yeah.
02:26:43.000 Which I don't have any problem with at all.
02:26:45.000 I mean, I think it kind of enhances it and makes you think about the old song.
02:26:49.000 But this is egregious.
02:26:51.000 So what was their position?
02:26:52.000 It just happened by fluke that we came up with the same notes?
02:26:55.000 Just hired the best lawyers.
02:26:57.000 They got themselves some Jews.
02:27:00.000 Is that anti-Semitic to say Jews are awesome at being lawyers?
02:27:04.000 So here, did you play the...
02:27:06.000 Okay, it's both of them.
02:27:10.000 Okay, well, play the second part of the first one.
02:27:12.000 Oh, so the first one is Stairway to Heaven.
02:27:14.000 Where does it go?
02:27:15.000 There's a better version of it.
02:27:17.000 Oh, that's the comparison.
02:27:18.000 Okay, let's go back to it, see if you can...
02:27:24.000 We'll see which one is...
02:27:26.000 Okay, here we go.
02:27:27.000 This is the California band, psychedelic band, Spirit.
02:27:34.000 This is Taurus.
02:27:37.000 This is not sounding like...
02:27:38.000 No, this is different.
02:27:39.000 That's not it.
02:27:40.000 The Taurus is a sound you're listening to right now.
02:27:42.000 Hold on a second.
02:27:43.000 It changes.
02:27:44.000 Hold on a second.
02:27:46.000 Here it is.
02:27:47.000 Oh, here.
02:27:47.000 Okay.
02:27:49.000 You hear this part?
02:27:55.000 Yeah, okay.
02:27:56.000 The chords sound...
02:27:57.000 That's not even a good version.
02:27:59.000 There's a better...
02:28:00.000 It's just that riff is the part that's in question.
02:28:02.000 That's it?
02:28:03.000 Yeah.
02:28:04.000 Maybe it was one of the other songs.
02:28:07.000 Okay, so not withstanding the potential for them having done some unsavory things.
02:28:12.000 They're pretty badass.
02:28:13.000 You wouldn't spend $50,000 to...
02:28:17.000 You have as your guest of honor the Godfather at your house, and then you say, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, Led Zeppelin.
02:28:24.000 I'm going to do it for you.
02:28:26.000 He's a closet Led Zeppelin fan.
02:28:28.000 I get what he's trying to do.
02:28:29.000 You know how much money you'd have to pay?
02:28:33.000 You always hear about these guys in the Middle East, some sheiks that hire Rihanna to go over there and perform.
02:28:39.000 I think a million is like a bargain.
02:28:42.000 Is that right?
02:28:43.000 Yeah.
02:28:44.000 Didn't Beyonce go and do some crazy concert for New Year's in Dubai for somebody for like five million bucks or something?
02:28:52.000 Yeah, it pays to be super famous, I guess.
02:28:55.000 What do you think of Janet Jackson marrying some oil chef?
02:28:58.000 Yeah, she's like full-on burka now, right?
02:29:00.000 She's full-on burka.
02:29:01.000 Yeah, well...
02:29:02.000 Some of those videos need to be expunged from our collective memory now.
02:29:06.000 How about when she pulled a tit out at the Super Bowl?
02:29:09.000 Jay-Z and Kanye paid $6 million to perform in Dubai.
02:29:13.000 Ew!
02:29:17.000 That's hilarious.
02:29:18.000 Is there a place that you would be invited for a very large sum of money that you would refuse because you disagree politically or ideologically with whatever that person who's inviting you stands for?
02:29:31.000 Oh, for sure.
02:29:32.000 Okay.
02:29:32.000 Yeah, for sure.
02:29:33.000 But certainly they didn't think they were bought for some price.
02:29:37.000 Well, it's a little bit different what they do because they would go over there and I guess they would know what their material would be.
02:29:45.000 If they went over there to perform 99 Problems, Jay-Z's lyrics are out there.
02:29:52.000 They say, hey, we would like you, we're going to give you six million bucks, we want you to sing 99 Problems and all these different songs.
02:29:58.000 The lyrics are clearly established.
02:30:00.000 But if someone like me went over there and did comedy, who was it?
02:30:06.000 One of the guests I had in the past, Hal Sparks, I think it was Hal Sparks, that went over to Dubai, and he did a bit, and he was told by one of the people in the audience that he was going to be arrested,
02:30:22.000 because he referred to one of the royal family by the wrong name.
02:30:27.000 He called him Sir instead of Your Highness.
02:30:30.000 And so they were going to arrest him.
02:30:32.000 Wow.
02:30:33.000 But then some other member of the royal family stepped in and stopped it because they said, no, he was respectful and he just didn't understand the tradition.
02:30:40.000 The protocol, yeah.
02:30:40.000 But they were ready to lock him up in a fucking cage because he used the wrong term.
02:30:45.000 Not even in a disrespectful manner.
02:30:47.000 Right.
02:30:48.000 Yeah, they just called him sir, you know?
02:30:51.000 Whoa.
02:30:51.000 Yeah, like, that's not the place that I'm going.
02:30:55.000 I'm not interested in any place.
02:30:57.000 Look, man, there's a real problem with Canada right now.
02:31:00.000 I know you know what happened in Vancouver, where a comic was heckled by these lesbians, and he shit all over them, and then they sued him and won, because he had done something to violate their human rights, because they were heckling not just him, but people before him.
02:31:15.000 They were disrupting a live performance.
02:31:18.000 So do you think that this trend of famous comics refusing to perform at universities is only going to continue to increase?
02:31:29.000 Or again, have we reached the maximum and now there's going to be blowback?
02:31:33.000 Because I know Jerry Seinfeld doesn't do it.
02:31:35.000 Chris Rock doesn't do it, right?
02:31:36.000 I haven't done it since 2003, maybe was the last time I did a show at a university.
02:31:41.000 As a conscious church?
02:31:42.000 100%, yeah.
02:31:43.000 I don't think they have enough life experience.
02:31:46.000 I like to talk to people that have lived.
02:31:48.000 When I talk to people, I want to talk to someone who has had affairs, love affairs, and has had jobs and been fired, has had education.
02:31:58.000 I want someone with life experience.
02:32:01.000 Not that there's anything wrong with being 18. Or whatever, 19. But I want someone who's got some living under their belt so they know what the fuck I'm talking about.
02:32:10.000 I don't want to have to explain everything.
02:32:12.000 I did a concert once.
02:32:14.000 Not concert.
02:32:14.000 I did a show once at a university and I was talking about something sexual.
02:32:17.000 And I saw this bewildered looks in the audience.
02:32:20.000 I go, how many of you people are virgins?
02:32:22.000 I go, don't even raise your hand because I don't incriminate you.
02:32:26.000 I go, just blink real fast.
02:32:27.000 And they started laughing, but it got real uncomfortable.
02:32:30.000 I go, would you again?
02:32:32.000 I go, I'm not going to even look at you.
02:32:33.000 I go, I'm going to look at the sky.
02:32:35.000 Would you say that I would be out of line if I said 10% of you were virgins?
02:32:40.000 And the place went, they went, no, no, that's probably about right.
02:32:44.000 People are like yelling.
02:32:44.000 I'm like, that's crazy!
02:32:46.000 10% of you are virgins?
02:32:47.000 That's like, if there's 200 people, 20 of you are fucking virgins?
02:32:52.000 Really?
02:32:52.000 That's a lot of people!
02:32:53.000 And it's probably more than that.
02:32:54.000 They're probably being modest or not being honest about it.
02:32:57.000 I just...
02:32:58.000 It's nothing wrong with being in college, obviously.
02:33:01.000 But as far as like where I want to perform, I don't have a lot of...
02:33:04.000 If I have a day, there's 24 hours in that day.
02:33:07.000 I don't have a lot of hours to perform at night.
02:33:09.000 If I'm performing at night, I get a couple hours.
02:33:12.000 I like doing actual comedy.
02:33:14.000 I like doing what I do.
02:33:16.000 And then one of the things about comedy is...
02:33:19.000 It's different than any other art form in that, like, say if you go to see music, like, you know what you're going to go see.
02:33:26.000 You don't usually just say, oh, live music.
02:33:28.000 Like, oh, let's hope that it's something I'm interested in.
02:33:31.000 You know, we're going to see Jay-Z, followed by Johnny Cash, followed by Loretta Lynn.
02:33:36.000 No, it's not going to be that way.
02:33:37.000 You're going to go to a rock and roll club.
02:33:39.000 You go to the Viper Room, most likely you're going to hear some rock and roll.
02:33:42.000 You go to a country western bar, you know, you're going to see that.
02:33:44.000 I think with stand-up comedy, people get upset if you're not doing, like, what Appeals to them and their sensibilities.
02:33:52.000 I like to go to nightclubs.
02:33:54.000 That's why I don't even do corporate gigs I get a lot of offers to do these corporate gigs and they'll they'll pay you a lot of money because they'll be to tame the audience they won't know it's just like it's not a it's not a real comedy show It's like you guys are paid.
02:34:07.000 It's like you're Gadsad paying 50 grand to have these guys sing in your backyard some weird ego thing right I saw my friend Dana White who was the He's the head of the UFC. He had a birthday party years back, and Stone Temple Pilots played before that dude died of an overdose.
02:34:24.000 Right.
02:34:25.000 And, man, nobody was fucking paying attention.
02:34:28.000 It was weird.
02:34:29.000 Stone Temple Pilots.
02:34:30.000 I mean, they kind of got everybody to pay attention, got everybody to move towards the stage.
02:34:34.000 But people, A, didn't know to expect Stone Temple Pilots.
02:34:37.000 It was a big surprise.
02:34:38.000 And when I even introduced them, when I introduced Stone Temple Pilots, people didn't even think that it was really going to be Stone Temple Pilots.
02:34:45.000 Wow.
02:34:46.000 I said, happy birthday to Dana.
02:34:48.000 I thanked him for everything.
02:34:49.000 And then I said, and I'm going to blow your mind right now, ladies and gentlemen, Stone Temple Pilots.
02:34:53.000 And they came out, and it was really Stone Temple Pilots.
02:34:56.000 They went hard.
02:34:58.000 It was really, really impressive stuff, because they did their full-on concert, like 100% all out.
02:35:05.000 It was intense.
02:35:06.000 It was really amazing.
02:35:07.000 But there wasn't a lot of people paying attention.
02:35:09.000 And while I was sitting there watching it, I was like, you know what?
02:35:13.000 Yeah, never again.
02:35:14.000 I'm never doing...
02:35:15.000 I mean, I'd already decided I wasn't going to do it.
02:35:17.000 I wasn't going to do that anyway.
02:35:19.000 I remember something that you said, I think, in our first chat several years ago, which has resonated and stuck with me.
02:35:25.000 You were...
02:35:27.000 Comparing your career as a stand-up comic or in fighting to the truth that comes in science, and you were comparing that to acting, which is very ephemeral and fuzzy, and you were saying basically, look, when you're a scientist, you have to present stuff,
02:35:42.000 and it's either right or wrong, and people are going to judge you, and you analogized it to comedy.
02:35:47.000 You get up in front of a crowd.
02:35:49.000 You either know you're, I mean, you're either funny or you're going to bomb.
02:35:52.000 You get up to fight.
02:35:53.000 You either are ready or you're going to get pummeled.
02:35:55.000 And I thought that was a really good analogy because there's truth and honesty in that, right?
02:35:59.000 There's no way to wing it as a comic.
02:36:01.000 You get up and you better be funny, right?
02:36:04.000 Yeah, but it's very subjective.
02:36:05.000 Like one thing that might make you laugh, someone might think is terrible.
02:36:10.000 I mean, there's a lot of people that are fans of certain comedians that other people think are awful.
02:36:16.000 It's just like music.
02:36:17.000 You know, there's certain types of...
02:36:18.000 It's all subjective.
02:36:20.000 It's like when you consider art, what's really like fighting even, it's like...
02:36:26.000 It's not necessarily even who's necessarily better.
02:36:31.000 Sometimes it's like what happened in the moment.
02:36:34.000 Sometimes dudes collide heads and it changes the course of a fight and it's not because of a skill.
02:36:40.000 It's because in the moment something happened chaotic or someone got poked in the eye and they couldn't see well and then they got knocked out.
02:36:47.000 Are they the worst fighter?
02:36:49.000 Not necessarily.
02:36:50.000 It's like sometimes there's all sorts of Unpredictable variables that come into place.
02:36:56.000 There's a guy that I recently, quote, discovered.
02:36:59.000 He's an Italian comedian who had an HBO special.
02:37:04.000 I thought the guy...
02:37:05.000 Sebastian?
02:37:05.000 Yes.
02:37:05.000 Sebastian Manasacco?
02:37:06.000 He's a buddy of mine.
02:37:07.000 He's been on the podcast.
02:37:07.000 No kidding.
02:37:08.000 Hilarious guy.
02:37:10.000 Usually when I watch stand-up comics, I mean, I'll laugh a bit.
02:37:12.000 I think this is funny.
02:37:13.000 But that guy in that show, I've probably watched...
02:37:16.000 It was on Showtime.
02:37:17.000 It was on Showtime.
02:37:18.000 I literally could not stop laughing because somehow his humor very much resonated with some of our sort of Middle Eastern...
02:37:26.000 Italian.
02:37:27.000 And I just could so gravitate towards him.
02:37:31.000 This guy is fantastic.
02:37:33.000 He really is.
02:37:33.000 He's a great guy, too.
02:37:36.000 Nobody hates that guy.
02:37:38.000 That guy is loved in the comedy community.
02:37:41.000 But is he in recent?
02:37:42.000 Or has he been known for a long time?
02:37:43.000 He's been doing it for a long time.
02:37:45.000 And he's an interesting case because when he first started out, he wasn't doing that good.
02:37:49.000 He had to really work hard at it to become who he is.
02:37:52.000 But he stuck with it and chipped away at it and got better and better and better.
02:37:56.000 And I didn't see him for a long time because I had taken my hiatus from the comedy store.
02:38:01.000 And I saw him on Showtime.
02:38:05.000 When I wasn't at the Comedy Store anymore, and I thought it was so fucking funny.
02:38:10.000 I remember tweeting at him, and I got a hold of him.
02:38:13.000 I said, dude, that was amazing.
02:38:14.000 It's so good.
02:38:15.000 And I had heard that he was doing really well, but I hadn't seen him perform.
02:38:20.000 It was probably like six years, five or six years at least.
02:38:24.000 He just had gotten so much better.
02:38:26.000 That's innate, right?
02:38:27.000 You agree that much of our humor...
02:38:29.000 I mean, it's not something that you could teach in a workshop, right?
02:38:32.000 How to be funny 101, right?
02:38:34.000 It's just you either have that delivery, you know how to...
02:38:37.000 I would say you have an ember.
02:38:39.000 Okay.
02:38:40.000 As long as you have an ember, you can become really funny.
02:38:43.000 But I've met a lot of people that sucked in the beginning and they just got really good because they really worked hard at it.
02:38:49.000 And here's the most important thing, and this relates to what we've been talking about.
02:38:56.000 Being objective about the actual root cause of why people like you or don't like you.
02:39:01.000 Try to figure out what it is about what you're doing that people don't like and correct it.
02:39:06.000 Right.
02:39:07.000 Get better.
02:39:07.000 Improve.
02:39:08.000 And the only way to improve is not blame the audience.
02:39:11.000 Oh, you're a bunch of cisgender.
02:39:12.000 You're stupid.
02:39:12.000 You don't understand my jokes.
02:39:13.000 Yeah, I mean, but people do do that and the people that do make those excuses and don't Instead, look internally.
02:39:21.000 You know, like sometimes you can have a bad set and you gotta say, you know what, man?
02:39:24.000 I fucked that up.
02:39:25.000 I just wasn't tuned in.
02:39:27.000 I gotta readjust.
02:39:29.000 I gotta, you know, maybe I was sick that day.
02:39:31.000 You know, there's always like reasons necessarily.
02:39:34.000 Not necessarily excuses, rather.
02:39:37.000 But you've got to examine those uncomfortable moments.
02:39:39.000 And some people excuse themselves by that, by saying, that audience sucked, or these people are assholes, or these people are stupid.
02:39:47.000 There's a bunch of excuses that people make.
02:39:49.000 And it's super critical that you don't do that.
02:39:52.000 You've got to look at the whole thing.
02:39:54.000 Do you...
02:39:56.000 In terms of actionable feedback, do you look for it from other professional comics because you trust their opinions more, or are you looking for the civilians in the audience to give you that feedback?
02:40:07.000 Which one is more actionable from your perspective as you're trying to improve your craft?
02:40:11.000 It's very problematic to play for the comedians, because comedians like weird shit.
02:40:17.000 Like, we might like something completely obscure that we don't see coming, you know, but an audience might not be laughing, and you might hear one comic in the back of the room going, BAH! That's fucking ridiculous!
02:40:28.000 And the audience doesn't think it's funny.
02:40:31.000 And then there's a trap that the comedians will fall into where they start playing for their peers specifically.
02:40:38.000 There's a bunch of guys that have...
02:40:40.000 I don't want to call anybody out, but there's people that have ruined their career because they essentially became the comical place at the back of the room.
02:40:47.000 And the audience didn't think they were funny.
02:40:50.000 And essentially they're making fun of people who try to be funny.
02:40:54.000 And instead, exonerating themselves from any real pressure to be funny.
02:40:59.000 Because, hey, I'm here to make the comics laugh.
02:41:01.000 I'm a comics comic.
02:41:02.000 Right.
02:41:03.000 Well, the real comics are comics comics.
02:41:05.000 Dave Chappelle's a comics comic.
02:41:07.000 Right.
02:41:07.000 But he kills the audience, too.
02:41:09.000 Right.
02:41:09.000 Because he's real.
02:41:11.000 He's got the full package where there's a lot of comics that bomb in front of the audience, but you'll have like 20 guys in the back of the room that think it's cool to chuckle at obscure references and very bizarre words that get used in some sort of strange way.
02:41:26.000 Dennis Miller would be sort of like that, right?
02:41:27.000 Because just to follow his references takes you like a flowchart of 20 pages long, right?
02:41:33.000 I talked to Norm Macdonald about him once.
02:41:34.000 It was really funny.
02:41:35.000 He goes, yeah, you know, he's not really that smart.
02:41:37.000 He doesn't really know those words.
02:41:38.000 I go, what?
02:41:39.000 He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:41:40.000 It's crazy.
02:41:41.000 He just finds out words that people don't know and he uses them.
02:41:45.000 And people laugh even though they don't know what he's talking about.
02:41:47.000 So someone played a joke on him once where they used some reference.
02:41:53.000 They used some reference on Dennis Miller that they made up.
02:41:57.000 Oh, it was Dom Irera.
02:41:58.000 Used a reference on Dennis Miller that he's made up.
02:42:01.000 And Dennis started laughing at it, even though it wasn't real.
02:42:05.000 Because it was like something that you had to be like cool to know.
02:42:07.000 I'll have a good Dom to remember the story.
02:42:10.000 But he was like, he goes, I fucked him with his own thing.
02:42:15.000 I tricked him with his own trick.
02:42:17.000 You know, he just used a reference that isn't real.
02:42:21.000 And he just, yeah, you're right.
02:42:23.000 Yeah.
02:42:25.000 Because people don't like to be on the outside.
02:42:27.000 People don't like to say, what the fuck does that mean?
02:42:29.000 I'm a big fan of saying, what does that mean?
02:42:32.000 Look, I've had 900 plus podcasts with 700 people way fucking smarter than me.
02:42:38.000 So I have to say, I don't know what that means.
02:42:41.000 You've got to be...
02:42:42.000 But there's a weird thing where people don't like to...
02:42:45.000 They equate not having information with somehow or another being less intelligent, which is a really bizarre thing.
02:42:53.000 Because, like, it's okay if you're talking to someone about something that you couldn't possibly have data on, like, you know...
02:43:01.000 Whatever.
02:43:01.000 A video game, right?
02:43:02.000 That you don't play.
02:43:03.000 Like, what's it about?
02:43:04.000 Like, how's it go?
02:43:05.000 Like, that's okay.
02:43:06.000 That's fine.
02:43:06.000 But as soon as it's something about, like, some sort of cultural reference or perhaps a book that maybe you should have in your...
02:43:12.000 It diminishes you to admit that you don't know it.
02:43:14.000 That's a weird thing.
02:43:15.000 You know, it's a weird thing to be somehow or another to feel diminished by information or a lack of information.
02:43:20.000 But it's so funny that you say this because...
02:43:22.000 In my classes, students will oftentimes ask me a question that has me stumped, and I will usually answer, you know what, I actually don't know the answer to that.
02:43:31.000 Could you send me an email so I could look it up?
02:43:33.000 That's beautiful.
02:43:34.000 And they are really impressed by that honesty.
02:43:37.000 It is.
02:43:37.000 It is impressive.
02:43:38.000 Yeah.
02:43:39.000 So I hear you, yeah.
02:43:40.000 Well, it takes humility, I guess.
02:43:42.000 But on the other hand, when I know something, I come out with the bravado of, I know my shit, right?
02:43:48.000 Right, of course.
02:43:49.000 So have the humility to know what you know and what you don't know, as the old saying says.
02:43:53.000 Well, you have that what you would say bravado.
02:43:57.000 It's like a pride of hard work.
02:43:59.000 I mean, you've accumulated a massive amount of knowledge from seeking this knowledge and studying very hard.
02:44:06.000 So it's something that you should be proud of.
02:44:08.000 But it's not something that you look at, like, when you're proud of it, you're not diminishing other people that don't have that information.
02:44:14.000 You're saying, like, this is what I know to be true, and this is a fact.
02:44:17.000 This is undeniable.
02:44:18.000 But that's a beautiful thing that you could also say, I don't know about something that you don't know.
02:44:23.000 That will give the people that are listening, that will give them so much more of a sense of respect for you than horse shitting around and pretending.
02:44:32.000 That's such a weird thing that people do.
02:44:34.000 And by the way, in the media, oftentimes they want you to weigh in on things as a scientist which you don't feel that your area of expertise would allow you to.
02:44:44.000 And they get frustrated because then they feel as though you're equivocating.
02:44:48.000 Look, I'm sorry, but I'm not willing to make that statement with that level of certainty.
02:44:52.000 But they want it because that's what the headline has to say.
02:44:55.000 And then they get frustrated that you're tippy-toeing.
02:44:58.000 But I'm just being humble about what is true and what I don't think I'm knowledgeable enough to say is true.
02:45:04.000 Yeah, I've had people get upset at me about talking about upcoming martial arts fights because I don't give predictions.
02:45:12.000 I very, very, very rarely give predictions unless there's some gross mismatch that really shouldn't be happening in the first place.
02:45:19.000 Because you really have no idea what's going to happen.
02:45:21.000 There's a high likelihood that something might happen.
02:45:24.000 If I look at the way one guy moves versus another guy moves and I go into my database of experiences of seeing a lot of live competition and knowing what one person is capable of, I can make I can make a statement with reasonable certainty,
02:45:43.000 but I don't know if they were injured in training.
02:45:46.000 I don't know if they come into the fight sick.
02:45:48.000 I don't know if they're breaking up with their girlfriend.
02:45:50.000 I don't know if they got staph infection two weeks before the fight and they're on antibiotics.
02:45:55.000 There's so many variables.
02:45:57.000 I don't know if they might get headbutted, like we talked about earlier, or they might have an injury, like in the middle of the fight, like something goes wrong and their knee blows out.
02:46:05.000 There's so many variables.
02:46:06.000 Has the thing between the boxer and the MMA guy happened yet?
02:46:09.000 The thing?
02:46:10.000 See, this is, I love when someone is so far.
02:46:12.000 I'm trying to connect with you.
02:46:13.000 I know, I love that though.
02:46:14.000 Come on.
02:46:14.000 No, I'm not criticizing you, but I love when someone is so far removed, but they're still aware of something that's like a big cultural event.
02:46:22.000 No, it takes place August 26th.
02:46:24.000 I think even, I'm an unbelievable novice when it comes to this stuff.
02:46:28.000 I think I could make a prediction here in front of your huge podcast.
02:46:32.000 That the MMA guy is going to get trashed, correct?
02:46:35.000 I would imagine that most likely he is going to lose a boxing match to the best boxer that has ever lived.
02:46:43.000 So what's the point of this fight?
02:46:45.000 Just for money?
02:46:46.000 The same thing if you wanted to see a figure skater play hockey against Wayne Gretzky.
02:46:52.000 Okay, so why would the MMA guy put himself up for that potential humiliation?
02:46:57.000 Money?
02:46:57.000 Get that cheddar!
02:46:59.000 Dollar-dollar bills, y'all!
02:47:01.000 Has he been on your show?
02:47:02.000 No, he has not.
02:47:03.000 I fucked up.
02:47:03.000 I should have had him on back before he blew up.
02:47:06.000 He's too big now.
02:47:07.000 I referred to him as Conrad last time or something, right?
02:47:10.000 Yes, I think you did.
02:47:12.000 Something like that.
02:47:13.000 His name's Connor.
02:47:14.000 Connor McGregor.
02:47:16.000 Yeah, he's a real meteoric entity and like the most meteoric in all of combat sports.
02:47:24.000 He became so famous so quick.
02:47:27.000 Because he's a real unicorn in a lot of ways.
02:47:30.000 He's got so many different things going for him.
02:47:33.000 Handsome guy, brutal knockout artist, predicts outcomes and pulls them off and has been incredibly successful in a short period of time.
02:47:42.000 Won two world titles in two different weight classes and is arguably the greatest trash talker ever.
02:47:48.000 He trash talks better than anybody.
02:47:50.000 Is that right?
02:47:51.000 Yeah, there's actually a big thing that's going on today, right?
02:47:54.000 The press conference?
02:47:55.000 Actually, I'm reading the thing.
02:47:56.000 They're scalping tickets outside of it for $40 right now, too.
02:47:59.000 That's it?
02:48:00.000 Just $40?
02:48:00.000 It was free.
02:48:01.000 Oh.
02:48:02.000 My nephew is probably all over that stuff, right?
02:48:05.000 Probably.
02:48:05.000 Yeah.
02:48:06.000 Yeah.
02:48:08.000 The press conference itself will be a show.
02:48:11.000 Because this guy is so good at getting people riled up and talking shit.
02:48:16.000 That's half the fun.
02:48:17.000 I was too young to appreciate the Muhammad Ali days, but I would imagine that when Muhammad Ali was challenging Sonny Liston, half of the fun was Muhammad Ali talking shit.
02:48:29.000 Like, this guy's crazy!
02:48:30.000 By the way, that's exactly the mechanism.
02:48:32.000 When I take on some random person online and I just have fun with it, sometimes people misunderstand this to be, I'm getting pissed.
02:48:41.000 I'm just doing bantering.
02:48:43.000 I'm usually doing this with a smile on my face, but they think of it as though I'm just trash-talking them.
02:48:49.000 Yeah.
02:48:49.000 Yeah, it's a weird thing, man.
02:48:51.000 It's like engaging with people you don't know.
02:48:53.000 Sometimes that person's insane, and then they'll make it a career to go after Gadsad all day long.
02:49:02.000 Interacting with people in text form is very problematic, right?
02:49:07.000 It's like a lot of issues.
02:49:08.000 You don't get social cues.
02:49:10.000 You can't adjust.
02:49:11.000 In our conversation, we're kind of going back and forth, and you say something, and I react to it, and we laugh, and we see each other.
02:49:20.000 All that's missing when you're writing things.
02:49:23.000 Yeah, very true.
02:49:24.000 Especially if someone, like, writes a blog about you.
02:49:26.000 If somebody listens to what you've said on this podcast and they write a blog about you defining you, he is a man that does this.
02:49:32.000 His whole career is this.
02:49:34.000 And you read it, like, Sam Harris was just explaining something to me that someone did about him.
02:49:39.000 And I read it and I was like, wow, this is such a weird way to describe and interact with a person you've never even met.
02:49:46.000 Incredible.
02:49:46.000 To write a one-sided thing where you don't even know the guy.
02:49:50.000 You don't really know them, like really know them.
02:49:53.000 You've seen some videos, maybe you've read some things.
02:49:56.000 And that you would muster such animus towards a person that you haven't met, right?
02:50:01.000 I mean, I'm fortunate enough to not have too many of these haters and trolls, but there is one or two guys that have come to my attention that it seems as though they spend 90% of their day Doing trash stuff about me.
02:50:14.000 And you think, what could it be that I could so trigger in them that they would construe it as a valuable use of their time to take on someone whom they've never even met, but somehow they're pissed at you and they think it's a worthwhile cause to trash talk you all day.
02:50:31.000 Well, it's a weird thing.
02:50:32.000 Like, even if they have a valid point, there becomes some sort of weird symbiotic slash parasitic relationship with the person that you're criticizing.
02:50:40.000 Like, you are inexorably connected to them.
02:50:43.000 They are your enemy.
02:50:44.000 You think about them all the time, and by virtue of that, you become part of them.
02:50:48.000 Or they become part of you.
02:50:50.000 Like, that's the weird thing about thinking, right?
02:50:52.000 Like, when you're on stage and you are giving a lecture...
02:50:56.000 One of the more amazing things that happens when someone is on stage talking about something is you allow them to kind of think for you in the sense that when you are and it's one of the reasons why it's so important to be articulate and so important to be very aware of What you're going to say in advance,
02:51:13.000 the point where it comes out smoothly and there's good entertainment value to it, is that it's pleasing to listen to.
02:51:21.000 You're aware of how annoying certain speech patterns can be and you avoid those.
02:51:27.000 You're aware of how compelling other speech patterns can be and you embrace those.
02:51:30.000 And so it makes it pleasing for the person to listen to.
02:51:33.000 So they can just sit back and listen to you talk about evolutionary psychology.
02:51:37.000 Whereas when a person sucks at it, it's like grading, it's Painful it gets in your head.
02:51:43.000 You're not connected with them.
02:51:44.000 You're not allowing them to think about for you, right?
02:51:47.000 There's there's that happens with comedy to like when someone's really good like you see like a great comic like a Louis CK or someone like that when he's on stage and he's he's really in the groove You're kind of allowing him to think for you, right?
02:52:00.000 You're like letting him take the reins of your imagination and your mind and your visualization and But boy, it must be a tough job because I always think, what if you just had a fight with your wife?
02:52:11.000 Oh, I've had that before.
02:52:12.000 And you're pissed, right?
02:52:13.000 But in 10 minutes, I don't give a shit about your fight.
02:52:17.000 You have to perform, right?
02:52:18.000 It depends on what kind of comedy you have.
02:52:20.000 Like if you're Sam Kinison, it's probably better.
02:52:22.000 Because you're angry.
02:52:23.000 You go on stage, you fucking are!
02:52:26.000 He would go on stage probably angry, pumped.
02:52:28.000 I mean, it really depends on what you're trying to do.
02:52:30.000 It also depends on what the fight was about, whether or not you were wrong or she was wrong.
02:52:35.000 I would be way better off going on stage if someone wronged me versus if I wronged them.
02:52:42.000 Like, if I wronged someone, I would feel terrible.
02:52:45.000 Yeah, that's the worst.
02:52:46.000 Intrusive thoughts in your head.
02:52:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:52:48.000 Remorse.
02:52:49.000 Yeah, and reexamining your own behavior patterns and finding fault in them.
02:52:55.000 That's the last thing I ever want to do, is treat someone wrong and then go on stage.
02:53:00.000 But if someone treated me like shit and then went on stage, I'd probably feel exonerated.
02:53:05.000 I'd probably be energized, you know?
02:53:09.000 Interesting.
02:53:10.000 Very interesting.
02:53:11.000 I'm not sure how much time we have left.
02:53:13.000 I think we're done.
02:53:13.000 It's two.
02:53:14.000 We did three hours.
02:53:15.000 Isn't that crazy?
02:53:16.000 Unbelievable.
02:53:17.000 Next time we'll talk about, because you mentioned, I guess it's related to regret.
02:53:22.000 Yes.
02:53:22.000 We'll talk about the psychology of regret.
02:53:25.000 The psychology of regret.
02:53:26.000 Oops, mark it down.
02:53:28.000 Always a pleasure, my friend.
02:53:29.000 Thank you, buddy.
02:53:29.000 I really, really enjoy these conversations.
02:53:31.000 Likewise.
02:53:31.000 Thank you so much.
02:53:32.000 And tell everybody how to get a hold of your podcast, get a hold of your YouTube videos, rather.
02:53:36.000 Right, so if you want to follow me on Twitter, at GAD, G-A-D, S-A-A-D. If you want to follow me on my YouTube channel, just enter GADSAD or the SAD S-A-A-D truth.
02:53:48.000 See you soon, folks.
02:53:49.000 Oh, we're back tomorrow with Maynard Keenan from Tool and Pussifer.
02:53:54.000 Woo!
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