The Joe Rogan Experience - July 12, 2017


Joe Rogan Experience #986 - Maynard James Keenan


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 53 minutes

Words per Minute

180.56609

Word Count

31,259

Sentence Count

2,992

Misogynist Sentences

87


Summary

Dana White is an actor, comedian, musician, and podcaster. He's also the owner of Verde Valley Jiu-Jitsu in Arizona, which is in the middle of nowhere. In this episode, we talk about how he got started in jiu-jitsu, what it's like living in the small town of Cottonwood, Arizona, and why he decided to move to Boulder, Colorado to pursue his dreams of becoming a musician. We also talk about the UFC 246 press conference, Conor McGregor vs. Floyd Mayweather Jr. and much, much more! Dana White is one of the funniest people I've ever met, and I think you're going to love this episode. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you get your podcasts. I'll be picking one person at random who leave a review to win a FREE place on the next Shreddin8 program! Thanks for listening and share the podcast with a friend or become a patron! Peace, Blessings, Cheers! Cheers. -Jon Sorrentino & Rory Subscribe to Jon & Rory's newest podcast, "The Realest Man in the World" and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe to the podcast! Subscribe, comment, and tell a friend about what you're listening to this podcast. so they can help spread the word. . if you like, share it around the wide and spread it to the world about Jon and Rory's podcast. Thank you for listening to everyone else! Jon Sorrental.co/Jon & Rory is looking out for the word "the realest man in the world! -Rory White is a friend of the realest guy in the universe. Jon is an amazing human being. --Jon and Rory Mcgregor -- Conor White is also a good human being, and he's a good friend, right? Jon talks about it all around the world. Thank you Jon is a little bit more than that's good at it. , right? Thank you, Rory is a good at his job, too, Jon is great at his work, good enough to talk about it, too much so much more, and so much so that he's good enough, you can do it all good, right there, so good, so much good, etc.


Transcript

00:00:07.000 What's it called again?
00:00:08.000 What's the gym called?
00:00:09.000 Verde Valley Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
00:00:11.000 So Verde Valley BJJ. And what town is that in?
00:00:14.000 Old Town Cottonwood in Arizona.
00:00:16.000 So you essentially invested and built a gym out there so you'd have a place to train.
00:00:21.000 Basically, yeah.
00:00:22.000 That's such a smart move.
00:00:23.000 Yeah.
00:00:24.000 It's kind of what you have to do, right?
00:00:25.000 Yeah.
00:00:26.000 Otherwise, you'd have to drive hours to go somewhere.
00:00:28.000 Yeah, I mean, there's megatons down south.
00:00:30.000 There's a bunch of places down there, but it's a two-hour drive.
00:00:33.000 There's also Ted Osborne.
00:00:35.000 Osborne Jiu-Jitsu has an academy there.
00:00:37.000 When you decide where you're going to live, when you decide where you're going to decide to spend all your time, Like, do you ever go, what the fuck am I doing in the middle of nowhere in Arizona?
00:00:48.000 I'm maintaining peace of mind and I remind myself of that right away.
00:00:52.000 So that's like essential.
00:00:54.000 It's planned out in the sense.
00:00:56.000 Yeah.
00:00:56.000 Just that that isolation a little bit just to be able to unplug and reset.
00:01:01.000 I think just my introvert nature.
00:01:03.000 I need that time.
00:01:04.000 I need that.
00:01:05.000 I need that introspection.
00:01:06.000 I need that moment.
00:01:08.000 Yeah, because for you, you are kind of an introvert, but you're also kind of an extrovert.
00:01:12.000 I mean, you're the lead singer of Tool.
00:01:15.000 I mean, it's not like, I mean, you can only be so introverted and do what you do, so you have to kind of like fluctuate.
00:01:23.000 It's a balance, but I need to recharge.
00:01:24.000 I need to unplug and go back and recharge, and then I can go back out and do that.
00:01:28.000 A lot of people never figure that out, right?
00:01:30.000 They just kind of burn.
00:01:31.000 They burn the fuck out.
00:01:33.000 Yeah.
00:01:33.000 How'd you figure out to not do that?
00:01:37.000 First couple years of being in LA, I realized it was just such an energy sap I needed to actually literally go someplace where there were very few people.
00:01:46.000 Yeah, that's the move, right?
00:01:48.000 God, I always keep thinking I should do that.
00:01:50.000 Every time I go to some small town, I'm like, this is probably the way to live.
00:01:54.000 Just like know the people around you, live around a few thousand people, you know, have a grocery store.
00:02:01.000 That can backfire too.
00:02:03.000 Oh, totally.
00:02:03.000 Yeah, small town drama, big town drama, it ends up being the same thing, but you actually, it's not a stranger yelling at you, it's your neighbor.
00:02:12.000 Well, I think the small town drama is better if there's a college in town for some reason.
00:02:17.000 Right?
00:02:18.000 Like those places like Boulder or there's a bunch of cities like that.
00:02:22.000 Like Bozeman, Montana is a good example.
00:02:24.000 There's these places that are like, they're not big, but the university somehow or another balances out the intellectual vibe of the town.
00:02:32.000 I could see that.
00:02:34.000 Yeah, like Boulder.
00:02:35.000 Yeah.
00:02:36.000 I wonder what Boulder's like now in the height and fury of social justice warrior, online activism.
00:02:42.000 I wonder if Boulder's gotten weird.
00:02:44.000 I haven't been back in a while.
00:02:46.000 Because every place has kind of ramped up that shit over the last few years.
00:02:50.000 You get me okay on this?
00:02:52.000 Dude, you sound beautiful.
00:02:53.000 Can you hear me okay, Conor?
00:02:54.000 He's got Conor McGregor standing right in front of him for advice.
00:02:57.000 So if anything goes south...
00:02:59.000 Conor doesn't have his fuck you pinstripe suit on, though.
00:03:02.000 He's got his fuck you attitude in his fists right now.
00:03:05.000 Did you see the press conference?
00:03:06.000 No, that's one of those...
00:03:07.000 I was trying to find...
00:03:08.000 What's the edit to watch that thing rather than this?
00:03:11.000 There's so much streaming going on, I had no idea what I was looking for.
00:03:14.000 Yeah, the best...
00:03:16.000 All you want to see is Connor talking.
00:03:18.000 And a little bit of Floyd Mayweather responding, but Connor talking.
00:03:22.000 There's Dana White's video feed.
00:03:24.000 You can watch it on...
00:03:25.000 We can put it up right now.
00:03:26.000 You want to listen to it?
00:03:27.000 Why not?
00:03:28.000 Go to Dana White's Instagram profile.
00:03:32.000 And then once you go to his Instagram profile, go to the video that's playing in his YouTube.
00:03:39.000 There's like a link like on his Instagram page.
00:03:43.000 Connor's hilarious, man.
00:03:45.000 He's fucking hilarious.
00:03:46.000 And he was laughing and having a great time and Floyd seemed like, he seemed a little rattled by like how confident this guy is when they were going face to face and standing off with each other.
00:03:58.000 Yeah, give me some volume when they get face to face.
00:04:04.000 Yeah, go back to that.
00:04:05.000 Listen to him talk some shit.
00:04:08.000 No, go before that.
00:04:14.000 Go before that.
00:04:15.000 There you go, right there, right there.
00:04:16.000 It's good.
00:04:26.000 Damn.
00:04:32.000 There's no other way about it.
00:04:33.000 His little legs, his little core, his little head.
00:04:38.000 I'm gonna knock him out inside four rounds, mark my words.
00:04:45.000 Wait till they get in front of each other and they start John.
00:04:49.000 It's a flagger.
00:04:51.000 An Argus McGregor line, I've got my own line of suits coming out.
00:04:54.000 If you zoom in on the pinstriper, he says, fuck you.
00:04:58.000 Look, let's get this world towards the earth.
00:05:01.000 Let's have fun.
00:05:02.000 Thank you so much, everybody.
00:05:03.000 I appreciate it.
00:05:06.000 Now watch when him and Floyd Mayweather get in front of each other.
00:05:11.000 So scoot ahead to when him and Floyd, because Floyd gets up and says a bunch of shit, and a bunch of other people say a bunch of shit.
00:05:18.000 Floyd looked really stupid.
00:05:20.000 Back up a little bit, because you see Floyd hold up his check for $100 million.
00:05:25.000 Look at it.
00:05:25.000 Back it up.
00:05:26.000 Back it up.
00:05:27.000 Let me show you motherfuckers what a hundred million dollar fighter look like.
00:05:32.000 Still got a hundred million and then he never touched this shit.
00:05:36.000 That's it a tax man.
00:05:40.000 You're right.
00:05:41.000 I'm the IRS and I'm gonna tax your ass.
00:05:44.000 I gotta do shit.
00:05:46.000 Did they shut your mic off?
00:05:48.000 They shut his mic off after a while.
00:05:49.000 Did they shut your mic off?
00:05:50.000 And I'm guaranteeing you this.
00:05:52.000 You going out on your face or you going out on your back?
00:05:56.000 Now which way you wanna go?
00:05:58.000 Which way you wanna go?
00:06:00.000 That's right.
00:06:01.000 Sit quiet, you little bitch.
00:06:03.000 You're not even gonna kill me.
00:06:04.000 You're not even gonna kill me.
00:06:06.000 They won't let him use the mic.
00:06:08.000 All you gotta do is show up.
00:06:09.000 You just show up, okay?
00:06:11.000 And I'm gonna do the rest.
00:06:13.000 I'm here right now.
00:06:15.000 You just show up and I'm gonna do the rest.
00:06:16.000 I'm here right now.
00:06:18.000 You can get it right now.
00:06:19.000 You can get it right now.
00:06:21.000 You can get it right now.
00:06:22.000 You can get it right now.
00:06:29.000 Watch this.
00:06:41.000 Selling tickets.
00:06:46.000 That's what I do.
00:06:47.000 One shot is gonna text me.
00:06:50.000 Anywhere on the dome.
00:06:51.000 Anywhere on the dome.
00:06:54.000 Keep your gloves up, too.
00:06:56.000 I'd break the guard.
00:06:57.000 My shots break the guard.
00:06:59.000 My shots break the guard.
00:07:09.000 All right, all right.
00:07:10.000 I get nervous.
00:07:22.000 Yeah, well you ain't nothing.
00:07:26.000 Little fists, little fists.
00:07:31.000 Do your hands hurt?
00:07:33.000 Do they hurt more in the cold?
00:07:35.000 Do your hands hurt?
00:07:44.000 Do they hurt more in the cold?
00:07:51.000 All right, boys.
00:07:56.000 All right, boys.
00:07:57.000 All right, boys.
00:07:58.000 If this is a real fight, you're dead already.
00:08:02.000 This is amazing.
00:08:04.000 Do your hands hurt when it gets cold?
00:08:06.000 Because Floyd's had a bunch of hand surgeries.
00:08:08.000 He goes, you got brittle hands.
00:08:10.000 Do your hands hurt when it gets cold?
00:08:12.000 Do they hurt when it's cold?
00:08:14.000 I don't know enough about boxing to have any clue.
00:08:20.000 All I can look at from a distance is Floyd's older, he's slightly smaller, He's also the greatest defensive boxer of all time.
00:08:31.000 Like, literally of all time.
00:08:33.000 And Michael Jordan was arguably one of the best basketball players, but put him back in the game today.
00:08:38.000 Yeah, but Floyd hasn't been out for that long.
00:08:40.000 He's still relevant.
00:08:41.000 I mean, it's only been a couple of years.
00:08:43.000 I think it was two years since his last fight.
00:08:45.000 Against Andre Berto, was it?
00:08:47.000 Two years?
00:08:48.000 Right.
00:08:48.000 And then before that, the Pacquiao fight, you know, look, he's definitely not in his prime.
00:08:52.000 So, yeah, I'm saying, you know, so that was my first look.
00:08:55.000 That's what you look at and you go, age, reach, all that stuff, size, watching what happened to McGregor up against Diaz, having that, wasn't really ready for that larger dude to hit him.
00:09:06.000 Yeah.
00:09:07.000 Is that the equation?
00:09:09.000 But then, you know, McGregor's no joke, so he's, you know...
00:09:16.000 But can he handle a guy who's done this a hundred times?
00:09:20.000 He's done it more than a hundred times.
00:09:21.000 I mean, Floyd grew up doing it.
00:09:22.000 The thing about Floyd is I think you have an idea of what you can do to him until you get inside the ring with him, and then you realize how good he is.
00:09:30.000 His defense is just on another level.
00:09:32.000 He's just in a completely different zone all by himself.
00:09:35.000 His movement, the way he's able to figure out what you're going to do, the way he processes your movement, throws it into his boxing computer, and then before you know, and he's catching you before you even know what you're doing.
00:09:44.000 He's just a wizard, man, when it comes to boxing.
00:09:47.000 The thing is, Conor is a way bigger guy.
00:09:50.000 He's younger.
00:09:51.000 He's way stronger.
00:09:53.000 I mean, physically stronger, not just in terms of, like, punching power.
00:09:57.000 He's way stronger with punching power, but he's also, like, stronger physically.
00:10:00.000 Like, if he gets a hold of Floyd and starts manipulating him...
00:10:03.000 I'm very curious to see what...
00:10:05.000 Like, his trainer, Jon Kavanaugh, is a very, very smart guy.
00:10:08.000 I know he's also worked with Pauli Malignaggi, who's a world champion and one of the best boxing commentators in the business.
00:10:15.000 He's helping Connor.
00:10:16.000 It's gonna be interesting.
00:10:17.000 You know, on paper, you'd have to say Floyd has a massive advantage, but all this shit-talking wears on a man.
00:10:25.000 That's a different kind of shit-talking than Floyd's ever experienced.
00:10:28.000 He hasn't had that.
00:10:29.000 He's got a guy telling him, I can kill you.
00:10:31.000 Easy.
00:10:31.000 He's like, got a guy telling you, if this is a real fight, you're dead.
00:10:34.000 You're dead in 20. He knows he's right.
00:10:36.000 He knows he's right.
00:10:37.000 Floyd fucking knows it.
00:10:39.000 If Floyd, he lets his ego get crazy, let's have an MMA match!
00:10:42.000 Let's go ahead and have an MMA match!
00:10:44.000 Right, then he's dead.
00:10:45.000 That's it.
00:10:45.000 He's a dead man.
00:10:47.000 He's a dead man.
00:10:48.000 He'd fight him in the octagon and with four-ounce gloves, too.
00:10:50.000 Yeah, he said that.
00:10:51.000 He's ridiculous.
00:10:51.000 Let him use elbows.
00:10:53.000 Give him one more weapon and you're fucked.
00:10:56.000 You tie up and you want to do this and over the top comes an elbow and your fucking legs give out onto you.
00:11:02.000 Give him one more weapon.
00:11:03.000 Give him knees.
00:11:04.000 Knees or leg kicks.
00:11:06.000 It's crazy.
00:11:07.000 I just think, Connor, I just think you need to calm down a little bit and give him some space.
00:11:12.000 It's beautiful.
00:11:12.000 Don't give him any space.
00:11:13.000 Just give him a little bit of space.
00:11:14.000 Shut up, Joe.
00:11:15.000 Give him a little space.
00:11:17.000 Just give him a little space, Joe.
00:11:19.000 That is the guy who makes those, the bad motherfucker.
00:11:22.000 How do you pronounce his name?
00:11:25.000 Plasticcell or Plasticcell?
00:11:26.000 No, but the gentleman who makes it.
00:11:27.000 Oh, Fong Tran, I believe.
00:11:29.000 Yeah, he's a bad motherfucker.
00:11:31.000 Pretty amazing.
00:11:31.000 Yeah, it's crazy, right?
00:11:33.000 So accurate.
00:11:34.000 The Biggie, you've seen the Biggie?
00:11:35.000 Where's Biggie?
00:11:36.000 Oh, we had to move him.
00:11:38.000 We were doing something here.
00:11:38.000 Look at the Biggie one.
00:11:39.000 Oh, yeah.
00:11:40.000 And the Tupac one.
00:11:41.000 Guy's a wizard, man.
00:11:42.000 Who's this?
00:11:43.000 That's my bitch.
00:11:43.000 Who's that?
00:11:45.000 That's me.
00:11:45.000 Who's that guy?
00:11:48.000 But look, it's a spectacle, you know?
00:11:50.000 What happens, happens.
00:11:51.000 Yeah.
00:11:51.000 I hope Kana goes back.
00:11:53.000 This is what it's all about.
00:11:54.000 Oh, yeah.
00:11:55.000 Doesn't that, like, whatever happens in the ring, yeah, whatever.
00:11:57.000 That's gonna sell.
00:11:58.000 Yeah.
00:11:59.000 It's gonna sell.
00:11:59.000 They're gonna charge a hundred bucks for pay-per-view.
00:12:03.000 Charge who?
00:12:05.000 You're not gonna pay?
00:12:06.000 You're gonna pay.
00:12:07.000 How dare you?
00:12:07.000 Everyone listening is paying.
00:12:08.000 If you got a hundred bucks, you're gonna, fuck it.
00:12:10.000 Have ten people over, it's ten bucks.
00:12:13.000 You wouldn't pay ten bucks to see that?
00:12:14.000 You're out of your fucking mind.
00:12:16.000 Actually, my screen, the screen at my house is so awesome that it's actually, it's worth, like, I have to, I have to, literally, I have to pay a thousand dollars to watch it, so if you want to come over, it's a hundred bucks.
00:12:27.000 You have to pay a thousand dollars to watch?
00:12:28.000 What do you mean?
00:12:29.000 Oh, he's got a thing.
00:12:30.000 I see what he's doing.
00:12:30.000 Yeah.
00:12:32.000 Do you have like one of those 100-inch LED or LCD? What is it?
00:12:36.000 LED or LCD? LED now.
00:12:38.000 LED now, right?
00:12:40.000 I saw one at the store the other day at Best Buy.
00:12:43.000 They had like a 100-inch TV. Like, that is fucking crazy.
00:12:46.000 You're looking at that thing.
00:12:47.000 It's almost too good.
00:12:48.000 Yeah.
00:12:49.000 No, no.
00:12:50.000 Don't do that.
00:12:51.000 Are you filming a lot of shit?
00:12:52.000 Are you doing it in 4K? I don't know.
00:12:59.000 You mean all the video stuff we do?
00:13:01.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:13:02.000 When the RED camera first came out, we had some friends that were using that, then they were using the Canon for a while, just filming on, and I don't know what they're filming on, I just know that over the last...
00:13:17.000 Five years?
00:13:18.000 Just insane.
00:13:20.000 Just jump in technology for filming.
00:13:22.000 Yeah.
00:13:23.000 It's been amazing.
00:13:24.000 Not having to have, like, dude with, like, lights and some guy on a dolly.
00:13:29.000 No, it's like, the guy's a small...
00:13:31.000 Tiny little thing.
00:13:32.000 Tiny thing doing insane, insane work.
00:13:35.000 They have trail cams now that are in 4K. So like when they're looking for animals in the woods, they put these cameras up on trails and they capture, motion capture, and they take video.
00:13:45.000 4K video.
00:13:46.000 And it's fucking amazing.
00:13:47.000 Low light video.
00:13:49.000 And they show the difference.
00:13:49.000 There was something I was looking at yesterday.
00:13:51.000 It showed the difference between state-of-the-art two years ago versus state-of-the-art today in the exact same location, exact same time.
00:13:57.000 It's crazy.
00:13:58.000 Like, you can see everything crystal clear.
00:14:00.000 It's HD video from a tree.
00:14:03.000 A little box tied to a tree.
00:14:05.000 I mean, it looks like a fucking movie.
00:14:08.000 That's pretty awesome.
00:14:09.000 Dude, you're missing out on that, hiding out in the middle of nowhere in Arizona.
00:14:13.000 Not really, though.
00:14:14.000 That's the thing.
00:14:14.000 It's not like when you're hiding out there, you're still connected.
00:14:18.000 Yeah.
00:14:19.000 We just finished our two greenhouses.
00:14:23.000 We're planting them this next week, so we've got full-on greenhouses on one of the sites.
00:14:28.000 Are you totally off the grid?
00:14:29.000 Not off the grid, no.
00:14:30.000 But I mean, that would be nice.
00:14:32.000 I think that's the goal.
00:14:33.000 I feel like you can be, right?
00:14:34.000 With solar.
00:14:35.000 Yeah.
00:14:35.000 And I've waited on solar just to see, again, if cameras were what they were two years ago to today, how are the solar panels catching up?
00:14:44.000 Because I know that that technology is insane now.
00:14:47.000 Do you know what Elon Musk is doing?
00:14:48.000 He's making solar-powered roof tiles.
00:14:52.000 Right.
00:14:52.000 So your whole roof is like a giant solar generator, which totally makes sense.
00:14:56.000 And those things are great.
00:14:57.000 So I'm the kind of guy that waits a minute.
00:14:59.000 I want to see, okay, once he's put those in place...
00:15:03.000 How do they do against hail?
00:15:06.000 How do they do against sun?
00:15:08.000 That's a good point.
00:15:08.000 I want to see how those things last because I'm not going to invest all that money in roof tiles if all of a sudden they find in a year that they crack under Arizona sunshine.
00:15:18.000 You get crazy storms in Arizona.
00:15:20.000 Do you near the place where they get typhoons?
00:15:23.000 Is it typhoons or monsoons?
00:15:25.000 Monsoons.
00:15:25.000 Yeah, we get monsoons.
00:15:26.000 We just started seeing evidence.
00:15:27.000 Like yesterday we got hail and like a little dabble of monsoon yesterday.
00:15:31.000 Yeah, like sometimes, people think of Arizona as the thing of the desert.
00:15:34.000 Right.
00:15:34.000 But there's a lot of different terrain in Arizona.
00:15:37.000 Yes, yes.
00:15:38.000 And you guys, when it rains, you guys get fucking pounded on, right?
00:15:43.000 What is this, Jamie?
00:15:44.000 It's the hail test for the Tesla roof tiles.
00:15:47.000 Oh, so they did the test.
00:15:48.000 They also have a lifetime warranty on them.
00:15:50.000 Boom!
00:15:51.000 Oh, it took it like a champ.
00:15:52.000 And what are those other two bitch ass tiles?
00:15:55.000 The ones that didn't work?
00:15:55.000 Yeah, the regular...
00:15:56.000 Traditional roof tiles.
00:15:57.000 Oh, they're regular roof tiles.
00:15:59.000 So the Tesla panels are fucking better, bitch!
00:16:01.000 100 mile an hour impact.
00:16:02.000 Wow.
00:16:04.000 Okay.
00:16:04.000 Not bad.
00:16:04.000 Well, then there you have it.
00:16:05.000 I'm in.
00:16:06.000 Yeah.
00:16:07.000 Because that's what I've been waiting for, to see if they can get this, that technology up.
00:16:10.000 I'm just waiting for Elon Musk to run the world.
00:16:13.000 I'm like, dude, you're on point.
00:16:14.000 Keep it up.
00:16:15.000 Yeah.
00:16:16.000 Just make roof tiles and cars and just keep it up.
00:16:19.000 Yeah, being, you know, I don't know that being completely off the grid is, I think it's an option for some people.
00:16:27.000 There's just too many people for you to be actually, you know, completely unplug and be isolated.
00:16:33.000 Yeah, I don't want to be isolated.
00:16:34.000 Communes don't, you know, that doesn't work.
00:16:36.000 There's got to be trade.
00:16:38.000 Communes turn into a big fuckfest, right?
00:16:40.000 It's like the one that you'd be like the cult leader and you just want to bang everybody's wife.
00:16:44.000 I don't know from experience that you're aware of, but no.
00:16:49.000 Yes.
00:16:50.000 Yes, it is what happens, right?
00:16:53.000 No, see, I think that off the grid, in terms of non-reliance, but connectivity in terms of being able to figure out what's going on in the world.
00:17:02.000 Yeah, that's a reasonable goal.
00:17:06.000 But I think even being off the grid, I feel like you can get to a certain point in today's society where you can be unplugged from your power and your water.
00:17:20.000 But somebody's going to come for your water.
00:17:22.000 There's various places around the United States where they come after you for growing your own food on your land.
00:17:28.000 Do they really?
00:17:29.000 Yeah, there's weird stuff everywhere like that.
00:17:31.000 What kind of regulations do they have against growing food?
00:17:35.000 They would probably justify it in terms of your house is zoned residential, not cultural.
00:17:42.000 Oh, not agriculture.
00:17:44.000 Or you're not allowed to use the city water to water your garden.
00:17:50.000 I've actually heard this before.
00:17:52.000 I've heard people get in trouble with that before.
00:17:54.000 It's just another level of...
00:17:58.000 Government control.
00:17:58.000 Do you think they're doing that?
00:18:00.000 It's just like a mistake in the...
00:18:01.000 And I'm not that paranoid guy.
00:18:02.000 No, you're not.
00:18:02.000 You're not a prepper, right?
00:18:04.000 Yeah, I'm a prepper, but not in that...
00:18:08.000 Alex Jones sort of way.
00:18:09.000 No, I'm not that bananas.
00:18:11.000 I think just being prepared and understanding that eventually there'd be an interruption in the water that comes to you and the food that gets to you.
00:18:19.000 Just understanding how to grow food is not being a prepper.
00:18:22.000 No, it's wise.
00:18:23.000 It's like having a lot of boxes checked off.
00:18:26.000 And also, doesn't it feel good?
00:18:29.000 Like, I'm sure...
00:18:30.000 I know that you love your wine.
00:18:32.000 I mean, it's got to feel good when you have a glass of the wine that you've grown and created and worked so hard on, and just established this perfect time of keeping it in the barrels.
00:18:44.000 And, you know, I'm sure there's got to be, like, massive satisfaction to that.
00:18:48.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:18:50.000 Because, you know, it spirals out into all these other areas of understanding, again, how to grow your own food.
00:18:58.000 You start talking to and communicating with people that you wouldn't normally talk to.
00:19:03.000 Like, a Republican guy is not talking to the liberal Democrat guy and the...
00:19:07.000 And this religion is talking to that religion.
00:19:10.000 And, you know, there's all these economic, religious, political lines that get blurred because in that moment talking about growing a thing and sustaining a local community, a lot of those things tend to go away.
00:19:24.000 Just turn this thing off and get back to understanding what it's going to take to make these exchanges and do these activities.
00:19:34.000 You start to really...
00:19:36.000 Feel connected with people rather than this weird divisive crap that goes on in the world today.
00:19:42.000 Yeah, I think there's definitely like we need to figure out how to spend more time just having regular normal day-to-day conversations because it seems to me like people are worse at it than they ever been before.
00:19:53.000 People interrupt people more.
00:19:55.000 They're not good at like listening and talking because I think people are so accustomed to communicating with people through devices.
00:20:02.000 It's almost like we're rusty.
00:20:05.000 We're rusty on how we talk to people because we don't do it that much.
00:20:09.000 How often do you call someone on the phone?
00:20:11.000 Not that often.
00:20:12.000 You and I have maybe never had a phone call, maybe one phone conversation.
00:20:15.000 It's always text.
00:20:16.000 And kind of all my friends.
00:20:18.000 If someone calls me up, it's like, what's everything okay?
00:20:20.000 Yeah.
00:20:21.000 Like, what's wrong?
00:20:22.000 You know?
00:20:22.000 I don't use that thing for talking to somebody.
00:20:25.000 I don't use this to talk to people because the technology to me still isn't where it should be because I'll be in the middle of making a point with somebody and the phone call will drop and we have to start over.
00:20:37.000 And so you get mad?
00:20:38.000 I get mad because, yeah, so I just, that's why I usually text or email because I can get the whole thought down.
00:20:43.000 And then, and if we want to talk about summing up some details on it, I'll say, I'll call you from a landline.
00:20:48.000 So I'll actually call people from, I'll find a landline.
00:20:52.000 A landline.
00:20:53.000 You know, have you heard of those?
00:20:54.000 They don't even have them anymore.
00:20:55.000 They're right around.
00:20:56.000 They're illegal.
00:20:57.000 Right around the same time as the cassette.
00:20:59.000 Yeah, I send a raven.
00:21:01.000 Yeah.
00:21:01.000 That's what I do.
00:21:02.000 I got some dope ravens.
00:21:03.000 They're super smart.
00:21:05.000 You just gotta leave, like, pineapple on the end.
00:21:07.000 That's what they like.
00:21:08.000 They go right to the pineapple, take their little message.
00:21:12.000 What's up?
00:21:13.000 See this today?
00:21:14.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:21:15.000 Scientists make teleportation breakthrough?
00:21:18.000 Yeah, they, uh...
00:21:19.000 But that's in the New York Post.
00:21:20.000 They also did an article about how Travis Brown and Ronda Rousey are fading losers.
00:21:25.000 Like, it was the most ruthless article.
00:21:29.000 It's a great argument for not living in a condensed population.
00:21:33.000 Some of the articles in New York tabloid papers, they're so fucking mean!
00:21:38.000 There's something about being in an island like Manhattan where everybody's stuffed in there, where people just get super shitty with each other and they find it okay to do so.
00:21:48.000 So what is this teleportation thing?
00:21:51.000 It's saying that they teleported a photon from Earth to space, like 50 miles into space.
00:21:56.000 That's not exactly what happened.
00:21:57.000 They transported the information of the proton, which is also equally important because they can send data.
00:22:05.000 They set a fax to somebody.
00:22:06.000 Yeah, basically, in space.
00:22:07.000 Wow.
00:22:08.000 From Earth.
00:22:09.000 All right.
00:22:09.000 Wow.
00:22:11.000 Let's see, there's MIT saying it.
00:22:13.000 So in sending a photon, is that like one step to sending?
00:22:17.000 Yeah, it's like the first step to sending.
00:22:18.000 It made a carbon copy of it.
00:22:21.000 It's virtually identical.
00:22:22.000 It's like an identical twin of it.
00:22:24.000 So it could be that those kind of newspapers are very similar to what we're seeing with Facebook as far as the immediate feedback, and then they adjust the article and adjust the headline to not only make money from clicks, but also to manipulate what...
00:22:57.000 Yeah, you see a lot of that, right?
00:22:59.000 Yeah.
00:23:00.000 You see purposely deceptive article headings.
00:23:04.000 So they rope you in.
00:23:05.000 You're like, what?
00:23:06.000 What are they doing?
00:23:07.000 But even doing that, what happens to the original photon?
00:23:12.000 The original photon remains present in the original location?
00:23:15.000 Yeah, it's a first step into some quantum physics type deal, proving that it can actually happen, versus just being a theory.
00:23:23.000 As far as I understood.
00:23:25.000 I listened to a one-minute video.
00:23:27.000 I need to talk to my buddy about this.
00:23:29.000 Are you buying any of this?
00:23:30.000 Fuck all that!
00:23:32.000 Fuck all that!
00:23:33.000 Anywhere in the dome!
00:23:35.000 Anywhere in the dome!
00:23:36.000 One punch and you're fucked, son!
00:23:39.000 You and your proton.
00:23:40.000 One fucked and you're fucking proton!
00:23:43.000 Yeah, I don't understand what they're saying.
00:23:45.000 So does that mean like one day they'll have a Jamie Vernon on a space holodeck in Arizona and they'll zoom you up to space, but then you'll still be here?
00:23:54.000 It's hard to say.
00:23:55.000 I don't think that that's what they're doing with it.
00:23:56.000 I think this means more like they can send them packets of information without needing fiber or Wi-Fi or anything like that.
00:24:03.000 I think that's the first possible use of it.
00:24:06.000 I think it's a matter of time before we start duplicating things that we shouldn't be duplicating.
00:24:10.000 You know, like, whole human beings.
00:24:13.000 Like, how many deranged monarchs are gonna get a hold of this, like, way before anybody else?
00:24:20.000 These trillionaire dudes, and they're gonna spend a shit-ton of money to have copies of them.
00:24:26.000 And just make a bunch of them.
00:24:28.000 What if it's just Heath Ledger's the Joker who's actually putting this out and he's figured out a way to get all of those billionaire people to jump on the spaceship that goes nowhere.
00:24:39.000 And he's giggling somewhere.
00:24:41.000 See, I always feel like we're always one invention that we don't see coming away from ruining everything.
00:24:46.000 Yeah, I agree.
00:24:48.000 And it could be exactly this kind of thing, this algorithmic you going down a rabbit hole in this narcissistic feedback on what you want to see, and then it tells you what you want to hear, and then it gets you to buy what you want to buy, but the thing you want to buy...
00:25:03.000 Might be this rabbit hole of leveling the playing field for everybody.
00:25:08.000 Yeah, it might be.
00:25:10.000 Yeah, I think the only...
00:25:12.000 Is there a way out of that?
00:25:15.000 Doesn't seem like it.
00:25:16.000 Well, I think the only way out of it is understanding...
00:25:22.000 That the things you're being told here, this has nothing to do with mastership, if that makes sense.
00:25:29.000 The phone.
00:25:30.000 Just media, things you're reading on your social media pages, this has nothing to do with...
00:25:35.000 I read all those articles.
00:25:37.000 Well, that's not necessarily mastership.
00:25:39.000 That's not you going to a master who has spent all this time doing a thing or researching a thing and got his master's degree in a thing, and then you go to this class...
00:25:48.000 You take the time, the effort it takes to get to that place, and every step along the way is a new level of a revelation or some kind of epiphany of understanding of, oh, that's why we did this, and then now I can understand that.
00:26:01.000 And educate yourself.
00:26:03.000 So destroying an entire base of ignorance and knee-jerk reaction, clicking on links and being fed horseshit, It almost has to be like a conscious effort on each individual to step back and go, I hate that Trump supporter or I hate that Hillary or Bernie supporter because of the things I've been told and the things I believe have been fed back to me.
00:26:30.000 What if...
00:26:35.000 I am completely wrong about all of it.
00:26:38.000 So how do I empty my vessel, open my mind, and try to figure out, backtrack on what the truth is?
00:26:45.000 Is this person really that much different than me?
00:26:47.000 Are these people that much different?
00:26:49.000 Did they grow up with a bad, you know, bad set of poison in their system?
00:26:53.000 Did I grow up with a bad poison in my system?
00:26:56.000 I don't know.
00:26:56.000 So I don't know if there's any way out of it, because the solution I'm talking about requires a lot of introspection, self-evaluation, and a lot of...
00:27:09.000 Being more open than most people are willing to be.
00:27:11.000 Do you know why I think there's a way out of it?
00:27:13.000 Because a lot of people like you saying that.
00:27:15.000 I know a lot of people that are saying that now and it seems like a message that's being broadcast by a bunch of people that have gone sort of through the gauntlet of life and had a bunch of trials and tribulations and they reach this point where they kind of have an understanding of what it's taken them to get there and And a lot of people like you have this desire to relay this information and people are listening and there's a lot of other people that are saying the same thing that have also gone through their own separate trials.
00:27:41.000 Right.
00:27:42.000 And I think it's a more prevalent message than I've ever heard in my life and I'm almost 50. I'll be 50 next month and I feel like in my life I've never...
00:27:50.000 What day?
00:27:50.000 August 11th.
00:27:52.000 Really?
00:27:53.000 Yep.
00:27:54.000 What's your birthday?
00:27:54.000 My wife's birthday is at 12?
00:27:55.000 Get the fuck out of here, bitch!
00:27:57.000 My son's birthday is the 5th.
00:27:59.000 My winemaking buddy's is the 8th.
00:28:02.000 Crazy.
00:28:02.000 I went in and out of the army the first week of August.
00:28:05.000 We're basically all in the same fraternity.
00:28:07.000 Basically.
00:28:08.000 Except for me, I'm an Aries.
00:28:09.000 What's a girls thing?
00:28:10.000 It's not a fraternity.
00:28:10.000 What is it called?
00:28:11.000 Sorority.
00:28:12.000 Yeah, we're in the same sorority.
00:28:13.000 Oh my god, we're the same month.
00:28:15.000 Are you a Virgo?
00:28:16.000 Orange is the new Rogan.
00:28:17.000 OMG! Yeah, I think more people are talking about, though, man.
00:28:21.000 I think it's not going to be for everybody, but I think there's way more people that are trying to do better with their life, do better with their mind, do better with themselves.
00:28:29.000 It's a very, very common thing.
00:28:31.000 So much so there's a lot of criticisms about the various methods and people kind of losing sight.
00:28:37.000 And then there's a bunch of bullshit artists that are capitalizing on this idea as well, and they're not really doing it, but they're pretending they're doing it, and they're talking about it, but they're not really in action.
00:28:46.000 But you can kind of see.
00:28:48.000 Those guys always look a little doughy.
00:28:50.000 They're not really doing it, but they're talking about doing it.
00:28:54.000 People love talking about shit they don't really do.
00:28:56.000 Like some of my friends, they'll talk about writing comedy way more than they actually write comedy.
00:29:03.000 Judd Apatow said that.
00:29:04.000 He said, don't fucking talk about writing, just write.
00:29:07.000 I think he's right.
00:29:09.000 Nice one.
00:29:11.000 Right?
00:29:11.000 I mean, isn't it the same thing?
00:29:13.000 There's a fine line between inspiring, discussing, and then sort of analyzing with people that you respect and trust and like.
00:29:22.000 And then actually doing the work.
00:29:23.000 Yeah.
00:29:24.000 And I think part of it is literally working.
00:29:27.000 I think getting your hands dirty in the soil, like finding as a start, just think of it as therapy.
00:29:34.000 Whatever money you're spending on a therapist, take that time and go find a community garden and just weed.
00:29:42.000 Just go in there and plant some carrots, do something to just kind of like unplug and touch dirt and do a thing and reconnect with That cycle.
00:29:52.000 If you can reconnect with that cycle of life in some level, you start to really understand what's more important.
00:29:59.000 Some people have kids.
00:30:01.000 That helps them kind of reground themselves and redirect and focus their energies.
00:30:07.000 Some people just find gardening in that way.
00:30:10.000 But this is supposed to be a convenience.
00:30:14.000 This is just me trying to talk to you from a distance.
00:30:16.000 But as far as the information you're getting off of this thing in terms of social media, there's a lot of poison.
00:30:23.000 There's a lot of misdirect.
00:30:26.000 There's a lot of crap in there.
00:30:27.000 You have to kind of fight through it and literally...
00:30:31.000 Go eat a garden.
00:30:32.000 Yeah, I think you're definitely right.
00:30:34.000 I think doing that is good.
00:30:36.000 I also think doing difficult things is good.
00:30:38.000 I think that's one of the reasons why you're so drawn to jiu-jitsu.
00:30:41.000 It's the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.
00:30:43.000 It's the hardest thing.
00:30:44.000 It's the most...
00:30:45.000 I'm getting all snowflakey-weepy here.
00:30:49.000 But it's not something that you are handed.
00:30:54.000 You have to do the work to get it.
00:30:56.000 And I had so many injuries over the years and so much distance from this thing.
00:31:00.000 And I'm such a stubborn prick that I've started a thing.
00:31:04.000 I'm going to finish this thing.
00:31:06.000 So that's where I'm at with jujitsu.
00:31:09.000 And it's not something that you can be handed.
00:31:13.000 Well, you know someone's legit when they get a fucking hip surgery and then they're back on the mat four months later.
00:31:20.000 That is, first of all, ridiculous and not advisable, but admirable at the same time.
00:31:26.000 Right.
00:31:27.000 It took me a while to lose the...
00:31:29.000 I was gaining weight before the hip surgery because I just couldn't move as well as I wanted to, obviously.
00:31:35.000 I mean, it was completely destroyed hip.
00:31:37.000 No cushion in there.
00:31:39.000 And then the recovery was...
00:31:41.000 And then I was on the road, which is like one of the worst ways to recover from anything.
00:31:46.000 You're trying to recover from being there in the moment.
00:31:49.000 But the thing I did, finally found my rhythm.
00:31:52.000 Because I think last time we talked, I talked about how it's hard to train on the road because I've got this thing I've got to do that night.
00:32:00.000 Finding those guys, finding the black belts that understand the low-impact flow role, putting threads together, just doing simple positional drills, all those things.
00:32:15.000 Now I've been able to train with Dave and Dan Camarillo, Henry Akins, Rodrigo Havaggi comes down, Todd Fox comes down.
00:32:25.000 I've been able to train with a lot of people on the road.
00:32:28.000 That's amazing.
00:32:29.000 We find our hour right before soundcheck.
00:32:34.000 But it has to be people I trust.
00:32:36.000 It has to be people that have an understanding of, I'm not here to do this.
00:32:40.000 I'm here to do the singing thing.
00:32:42.000 This is just something that helps you get to that.
00:32:45.000 I'm just chipping away at that purple belt, trying to get to that next level.
00:32:49.000 Yeah, I feel like, in my opinion, drills are like one of the most important things that people don't like to do.
00:32:56.000 It's just one of those things where it's jujitsu, like rolling and sparring is so fun that people just want to get right in there.
00:33:02.000 We'll just roll light.
00:33:03.000 Let's just roll light.
00:33:03.000 And so you just kind of do it.
00:33:04.000 But the real work is done in the drilling.
00:33:07.000 If you can't do it slow, you can't do it fast, especially if you don't understand what it is you're supposed to be doing.
00:33:13.000 And if you have a good training partner, a role player, To help you and he's giving you the exact position that you're that you're trying to train If you got one of those pricks, it's like, you know bluebell purple belt guy like no I'm just gonna check I'm gonna adjust this position No,
00:33:29.000 that's not what you're that's not what you're here for, right?
00:33:32.000 Yeah, live drills are important But yeah, like dead drills are important to where a person just you just roll just roll through the the technique with them, right?
00:33:40.000 Yeah, I mean it's like I've always found it really interesting how many people find it sort of in their life and it becomes almost like a replacement for religion in a lot of ways.
00:33:51.000 It becomes like this grounding thing for them.
00:33:54.000 Yeah, I can see that.
00:33:55.000 Yeah, I mean, it's just, it seems like the real difficult things, whether it's jujitsu or whatever you're into, you know, I have a buddy that's into ultra marathons, that's his thing, like, it's just like pushing his body to run these crazy distances becomes like this weird sort of like centering thread in his life because he knows it's so fucking difficult that all the other things get easier.
00:34:15.000 Okay.
00:34:16.000 You know?
00:34:16.000 Yeah.
00:34:18.000 He can run.
00:34:19.000 That's good for him.
00:34:20.000 Yeah, you can't do that anymore.
00:34:21.000 I'll let him do that.
00:34:22.000 But you said that some people can run with a hip replacement?
00:34:25.000 Yeah, I've heard that there's some guys that they'll go in every couple years and have the actual pad.
00:34:30.000 I don't know if it's like a silicone pad or something that they just cut them open with a small incision, pop it out, pop their hip out.
00:34:39.000 So I guess during the surgery, they go in from the front.
00:34:41.000 My guy went from the front.
00:34:42.000 So my leg was laying across my head while they're in there So it's a full-on scooping out the hip, sawing off the femur bone,
00:34:57.000 putting a spike down the middle of your femur with the ball on top, and then putting it back in, and then waking you up about an hour later going, let's go for a walk!
00:35:05.000 Oh my god, how many inches is the spike?
00:35:11.000 The spike that goes into the bone.
00:35:12.000 I think it's like about 20 Irish inches.
00:35:15.000 About the size of my dick?
00:35:18.000 Sorry, what are we talking about?
00:35:20.000 The dick?
00:35:21.000 Oh my god, look how far it goes in.
00:35:24.000 Jesus Christ, it's huge.
00:35:27.000 Thank you.
00:35:28.000 Oh my god.
00:35:29.000 Look at that.
00:35:31.000 Oh my god, that's freaking me out.
00:35:33.000 How does that not just like...
00:35:34.000 The mechanical leverage seems like it would just snap your femur.
00:35:38.000 Yeah, well...
00:35:39.000 Like if I leg kicked you, you think you'd be taking that okay?
00:35:42.000 I would...
00:35:43.000 Please don't.
00:35:44.000 Please don't leg kick me.
00:35:46.000 Right at the bottom of that spike, that's a wrap, son.
00:35:50.000 Yeah.
00:35:50.000 I feel like right where that spike connects to the meat, I feel like...
00:35:54.000 Someone who's got a real good leg kick which is going right through that.
00:35:58.000 Yeah, but I think the bone density, what happens with the bone density is that's why the healing process is so slow because the bone is actually healing around that thing.
00:36:07.000 Right.
00:36:08.000 That's maybe in theory more dense than the actual spike.
00:36:11.000 Whoa!
00:36:13.000 But you're right, just the physics of hitting, kicking that, you would think that's your weak spot.
00:36:18.000 What about like falling and stuff?
00:36:19.000 Do they advise you?
00:36:21.000 The one thing they don't have you do is, if you were to bend my leg back, my knee back that way, like a lunge back, and I do some kind of thing, it would pop out forward.
00:36:31.000 Oh, Jesus Christ!
00:36:33.000 Now, even with no weight, No, it would have to be some kind of weight that would push forward.
00:36:39.000 But it used to be the way if I put my knees up on my chest to do like butterfly, the way that they designed the hip before, it would actually pop out that way.
00:36:47.000 But now they've fixed it where it has to be this other extreme angle to get it to pop out.
00:36:52.000 But it can pop out.
00:36:53.000 Has it popped out on you yet?
00:36:54.000 No, it has not.
00:36:56.000 Do you do any weightlifting to strengthen everything around it?
00:36:59.000 Yeah.
00:36:59.000 A lot of walking.
00:37:01.000 Yeah.
00:37:03.000 Some weight training.
00:37:04.000 I really like the kettlebells.
00:37:06.000 Yeah.
00:37:07.000 Doing that stuff.
00:37:08.000 I think just that wrestling, working with somebody, not actually doing the takedowns for warm-up.
00:37:14.000 I do takedowns, but just that act of lateral, front, back, and then having somebody pull you those different ways.
00:37:22.000 And a low stance.
00:37:23.000 Yeah, low stance.
00:37:24.000 I like that low center, gravity drop.
00:37:26.000 That's good for the legs for sure.
00:37:27.000 So kettlebells, that, the battle ropes.
00:37:30.000 Do you do bodyweight squats?
00:37:33.000 I do not.
00:37:34.000 I'm a big fan of bodyweight squats.
00:37:36.000 Hindu squats they call them.
00:37:37.000 It's a type of squat that you do where you do like a lot of reps.
00:37:41.000 I'll do 200 reps and it's hard to do.
00:37:44.000 It seems like it's easy because you do the first 10, you're like, I could do 200. And then you get to 20, you're like, ooh.
00:37:50.000 Then you get to 50. So there's no weight.
00:37:52.000 You're just you doing your thing.
00:37:53.000 Just me.
00:37:54.000 And you go down.
00:37:55.000 You go down.
00:37:56.000 You drop your hands back.
00:37:59.000 You touch your hands to the ground.
00:38:01.000 And then as you go up, you bring your hands up forward.
00:38:03.000 Like, I'll show you.
00:38:03.000 Fuck that.
00:38:04.000 It looks like this.
00:38:06.000 It looks like this.
00:38:07.000 Hang on.
00:38:08.000 Hang on.
00:38:08.000 They're called Hindu squats.
00:38:09.000 Hang on.
00:38:09.000 Gotta get Conner over so much.
00:38:10.000 So you stand like this.
00:38:12.000 And you stand with your back straight up.
00:38:14.000 And your hands are like behind your butt.
00:38:16.000 And you go down like this.
00:38:17.000 One.
00:38:19.000 Two.
00:38:20.000 And as I'm going down, my heels go up.
00:38:23.000 So on the bottom, I'm actually on the ball on my feet, my heels are up, and my hands go behind my heels.
00:38:31.000 And then as I come up, I touch the ground, and I go up to this position.
00:38:36.000 And I breathe out as I do this.
00:38:40.000 200. 200 of these bitches.
00:38:43.000 You've done like five and I'm ready to take a nap.
00:38:45.000 Keep going, son.
00:38:47.000 Keep going.
00:38:49.000 Let's have a donut.
00:38:50.000 Can we just have donuts?
00:38:51.000 No, man.
00:38:53.000 I think a lot of people, they don't do enough shit with their legs.
00:38:57.000 Is that what you do?
00:38:58.000 The more shit you do with your legs, whether it's running or squatting or deadlifting, your whole body feels better.
00:39:04.000 People neglect that shit.
00:39:06.000 Yeah, I do more leg stuff like that than I do arm stuff.
00:39:09.000 I think my next step, as I talked about before, is I had broken my wrists.
00:39:14.000 I think the last time I was in here, that actually was a broken wrist, not a sprained wrist.
00:39:18.000 Oh.
00:39:19.000 Yeah, so I actually broke both my wrists that year.
00:39:22.000 And I had shoulder issues, rotator shit issues.
00:39:26.000 Did you do anything to that?
00:39:28.000 I did those...
00:39:28.000 Stem cells?
00:39:30.000 Not the...
00:39:31.000 PRP? Not the PRP. The other one that they...
00:39:33.000 Regenikine?
00:39:34.000 Yeah, I think so.
00:39:34.000 You did that one?
00:39:35.000 Where'd you do it?
00:39:36.000 In Arizona.
00:39:37.000 They were doing shots.
00:39:38.000 Oh, really?
00:39:39.000 They're not cheap.
00:39:40.000 No.
00:39:41.000 No, it's not cheap.
00:39:42.000 Do they take your own blood and do it?
00:39:43.000 No, and that's why I did it.
00:39:45.000 No, because it's not Regenikin.
00:39:45.000 It must be something different.
00:39:46.000 Okay, so it's like, you know, it's something like that, and then I started researching going, whoa, you know, we just discovered hep C a couple years ago.
00:39:53.000 Maybe I shouldn't be putting some kind of weird foreign shit in my shoulders.
00:39:57.000 They just discovered hep C a couple years ago?
00:39:58.000 Well, you know, just hepatitis in general, like, it's, you know, it's like...
00:40:01.000 It's on the rise?
00:40:02.000 Well, 20 years ago, people didn't know what the hell that was, you know, 30 years ago.
00:40:06.000 Yeah.
00:40:06.000 They just thought people were skanks.
00:40:08.000 They didn't know.
00:40:09.000 Skanks have actual terrible diseases.
00:40:11.000 Male and female skanks.
00:40:13.000 I'm just thinking, and just in general, things that we...
00:40:16.000 Here, take some Prozac.
00:40:18.000 And then, no, don't take any Prozac.
00:40:21.000 Right.
00:40:21.000 Just changing their minds about everything that they put in you or pull out of you.
00:40:26.000 That's for sure.
00:40:26.000 That's for sure true.
00:40:28.000 So, you know, I stopped.
00:40:29.000 I want to do more of what you were doing with actually spinning out your own stem cells and doing that.
00:40:36.000 There's a couple different procedures that they're doing now.
00:40:38.000 One of them that's really important is they're shooting stem cells directly into disc tissue.
00:40:42.000 So people that have bulging discs, they're able to heal the discs and actually create more disc tissue.
00:40:49.000 And this is all just super cutting-edge stuff.
00:40:52.000 The stem cell technology is some of the most intriguing and fascinating things that are going on right now in modern medicine.
00:40:59.000 They're able to do amazing work.
00:41:02.000 They think that within a few years, they're going to be able to fix things.
00:41:06.000 Here's one thing they're doing.
00:41:07.000 This is really important for people.
00:41:08.000 I better not forget this.
00:41:09.000 When they used to blow out things like ACLs, they used to have to replace it.
00:41:15.000 They used to either replace it with a cadaver ligament, or they would replace it with your patella tendon.
00:41:22.000 They would cut a piece of that, like I had that done.
00:41:25.000 Or they would take your hamstring, sometimes they take a chunk of your hamstring and they screw it in place.
00:41:29.000 Now, they have a new method, real new, where they can actually, they figured out a way to repair the actual ACL itself.
00:41:36.000 They figured out how to tie it back together again, and it heals, it heals way quicker.
00:41:42.000 You're walking almost instantly, like after the surgery, and you're back to action in three months.
00:41:48.000 It's a totally different ballgame.
00:41:50.000 They had this guy who competed in the Olympics five months after getting the surgery on his Achilles.
00:41:56.000 He blew out his Achilles.
00:41:58.000 And he used to be like, instantaneously, your leg was useless.
00:42:02.000 And it was useless for like a year.
00:42:04.000 Now this guy's five months later is competing in the Olympics.
00:42:07.000 And they're shooting stem cells in there to help the healing.
00:42:09.000 It's fucking crazy what's going on right now.
00:42:11.000 That's nuts.
00:42:12.000 We're living in an awesome time.
00:42:14.000 Yeah, I mean, for a guy like Hickson who has all those back problems, man, this is...
00:42:18.000 let's get him on that.
00:42:19.000 I know, right?
00:42:21.000 Yeah, I think Hickson is all, like, holistic, though, you know?
00:42:24.000 He wants to just do yoga and...
00:42:26.000 Ride off into the sunset on somebody's, like, a pale horse or some shit.
00:42:30.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:42:31.000 Come on, dude.
00:42:31.000 Yeah, like, meditate on something while they light it on fire, and that's how he's gonna go out.
00:42:36.000 You know what I mean?
00:42:38.000 I don't know how much he's into getting a bunch of stuff shot into him.
00:42:44.000 I mean, I think I admire that in a lot of ways.
00:42:48.000 He's a fascinating character and he's the guy, in my opinion, that opened up a lot of people's eyes to yoga from that Choke documentary.
00:42:57.000 People saw that and they were like, oh, wait a minute.
00:43:00.000 The baddest motherfucker on earth does yoga?
00:43:05.000 And when you see what he can do with his body, you're like, oh, well, of course.
00:43:08.000 How are you going to hold on to that guy?
00:43:09.000 Look at how he can move.
00:43:11.000 He can stand up on a balance beam and do a full split holding his foot over his head, and he's 40 at the time he was.
00:43:19.000 Now he's in his 50s.
00:43:20.000 He's amazing.
00:43:22.000 Quite a fascinating guy, but not interested in getting shot up with stem cells.
00:43:28.000 I am.
00:43:29.000 Sign me up.
00:43:32.000 I don't even have problems with my ACL. I just want to do it.
00:43:35.000 Let's just do it.
00:43:36.000 Let's just do it.
00:43:37.000 Shoot it in there.
00:43:38.000 Shoot it everywhere.
00:43:39.000 Find out what happens.
00:43:40.000 Yeah, some people go down to Mexico and they get it shot into their veins.
00:43:43.000 That Dan Bilzerian guy, you know who that guy is?
00:43:46.000 The internet.
00:43:47.000 He's hilarious.
00:43:48.000 I've had him on the podcast before.
00:43:50.000 He's a poker player, and his fame is from being this internet guy with a ton of money that flies around in jets and has all these hot chicks with him.
00:44:00.000 He's always shooting guns and driving dune buggies and shit.
00:44:03.000 He goes down to Mexico all the time and gets it shot in his veins intravenously.
00:44:07.000 And I'm like, what does it do for you?
00:44:08.000 He's like, I don't know, I feel fucking great.
00:44:13.000 He just doesn't even know.
00:44:14.000 Like, is it good?
00:44:15.000 Is it bad?
00:44:16.000 No one exactly knows.
00:44:17.000 Right.
00:44:17.000 But they take stem cells and they just...
00:44:19.000 He's got electrolytes.
00:44:20.000 They launch and then you intervene.
00:44:22.000 Bas Rutten said he did it.
00:44:23.000 He felt like he had power coming.
00:44:24.000 He goes, it was like I had light coming out of my hands.
00:44:27.000 Like, ah!
00:44:32.000 Like the first time you did meth.
00:44:34.000 Okay.
00:44:34.000 No, I think it's better than that.
00:44:35.000 Okay.
00:44:36.000 It's better than that.
00:44:37.000 It's like meth and ecstasy together.
00:44:39.000 All right.
00:44:39.000 It's like you're energetic, but you're also loving.
00:44:42.000 I think there's something to what we're doing right now where I think within the next 20 or 30 years, we're going to have a real problem with people not dying.
00:44:53.000 Grandpa.
00:44:53.000 Not with the current administration.
00:44:55.000 Still around, huh?
00:44:55.000 I think they're gonna be alright with that.
00:44:56.000 Do you think so, man?
00:44:57.000 That motherfucker, he's so egomaniacal, don't you think he'll be shooting stem cells into himself and trying to keep himself alive forever?
00:45:02.000 Yeah, but he's gonna send anybody else off to go fight for the materials that go into those shots.
00:45:08.000 Imagine if Trump found out about it before anybody.
00:45:10.000 He started reverse aging, like Benjamin Buttons.
00:45:13.000 That'd be amazing.
00:45:14.000 Just all of a sudden, Trump is like younger again, kind of freaking everybody out.
00:45:17.000 We know he's 90, but he looks great.
00:45:20.000 Yep.
00:45:20.000 As long as he goes all the way down to where you can put him over your knee and give him a timeout.
00:45:26.000 What do you think is going to happen with this dude?
00:45:31.000 I think it's a smokescreen.
00:45:32.000 I think there's so many other things going on that we're not paying attention to.
00:45:36.000 But it is a testament to just the level of frustrations, I think, that people have had just with government in general.
00:45:46.000 And the internet and the social media has been able to polarize us all enough to where we don't talk to each other to really sort out some of the actual issues that are going on.
00:45:57.000 So you have this spectacle going on right now that It's amazing.
00:46:08.000 It is a spectacle, but I always wonder whether or not it's an orchestrated spectacle or whether we just try to find patterns when patterns don't even exist.
00:46:15.000 And what it really is is just this is just a goofy dude who loves attention and we have a fucking popularity contest to see who runs the country.
00:46:24.000 And again, like I said, you go back, you know, just back it up to see were people really frustrated with the Obama administration?
00:46:30.000 Were they frustrated with the Bush administration?
00:46:32.000 Is it connected?
00:46:35.000 Are they just looking for something different?
00:46:38.000 Because if you look historically at places that have had some success as a country, and then they have some problems, they start seeing some issues and they just, whatever the incumbent person is, the party, the group,
00:46:54.000 All they want is something else something different.
00:46:56.000 We want to get rid of that but something different in and historically when that happens Shit just go sideways that just because they just wanted anything else and they got exactly what they got something worse.
00:47:08.000 Yeah Yeah, that's the problem is worrying about it the same way you worried about technology like one guy can one day create one thing and it fucking ruins everything and you almost feel like that with like a president like we can ask for Something different and then one day we get it and it fucking ruins everything.
00:47:26.000 What I worry about most is a lot of what he's doing like with this battle against the intelligence agencies.
00:47:34.000 All the shitty talks about them.
00:47:36.000 It's like if they start hiding stuff from him because they're worried that he's gonna tell stuff to Russian guys and you know and talk about certain things like like he revealed top-secret information about Isis want to use laptops as bombs.
00:47:48.000 He told the Russians that like Yeah.
00:47:54.000 Right.
00:48:01.000 Right.
00:48:07.000 Fuck, man.
00:48:08.000 It's all scary.
00:48:09.000 It's just people didn't know what they were voting for.
00:48:11.000 They didn't understand.
00:48:12.000 They thought it was going to be, we're going to drain the swamp.
00:48:15.000 Like, this motherfucker just, he just backed up the biggest sewer truck ever to the swamp, and he's pumping shit in there like crazy.
00:48:24.000 Yeah.
00:48:25.000 Well, you know, I agree.
00:48:27.000 But I think the only...
00:48:32.000 Again, all we can do, I think, is to step back and fight the battle.
00:48:38.000 So if you can think of the battlefield as being your old school, you know, there's the goals over there, capture the flag kind of battlefield.
00:48:48.000 Your first battle is ignorance.
00:48:50.000 Your first enemy is ignorance.
00:48:52.000 Trying to figure out how to get past the misinformation, all that stuff, just to get past ignorance.
00:48:58.000 Educate yourself, first of all.
00:49:02.000 You don't think the Earth's flat?
00:49:04.000 I think we need to see a rock from the sky slam into the Earth.
00:49:08.000 I think that's what we need.
00:49:09.000 We need, like, a small European city wiped out.
00:49:12.000 Just so we go, oh.
00:49:14.000 Oh, okay.
00:49:14.000 Well, this is crazy.
00:49:16.000 We're concentrating on bullshit.
00:49:18.000 We're in a goddamn shooting gallery.
00:49:20.000 Our life is just so short, we don't understand the real spans of time.
00:49:24.000 We don't understand that periodically this fucking whole thing is gonna get rattled.
00:49:29.000 Yes, extremely.
00:49:30.000 No doubt about it.
00:49:31.000 It's coming.
00:49:33.000 Yeah, so I think that's, you know, it's idle, you know, idle hands are the devil's playground.
00:49:37.000 You've heard that cliche.
00:49:38.000 I think that really is, you know.
00:49:43.000 So my prepper, that prepper side of me, is that person who, you know, what if we don't have, what if we don't have electricity for a week because of whatever.
00:49:52.000 You'll be fine.
00:49:53.000 For whatever reason.
00:49:53.000 Just drink wine.
00:49:54.000 Yeah, just, you know, just be, have an understanding of what that is so that when it's just a starter, a precursor, or just a dry run of what What happens when that rock does fall from the sky?
00:50:08.000 Because it happens all the time.
00:50:11.000 Historically.
00:50:11.000 Historically it happens a lot.
00:50:14.000 And I do believe that that would be the reset button.
00:50:20.000 I'd prefer not to have that be the reset button.
00:50:23.000 I'd prefer that our consciousness caught up with itself and we just kind of start talking to each other.
00:50:28.000 I would like that too, but I think we need something.
00:50:30.000 We need a little shake-em-up.
00:50:32.000 Maybe he doesn't even have to hit a city.
00:50:33.000 Like, how about hit the ocean?
00:50:35.000 And we catch it on video.
00:50:36.000 Just boom!
00:50:38.000 Mile-high waves.
00:50:39.000 Wipes out all of Carbon Beach and Malibu.
00:50:42.000 Come on, son.
00:50:44.000 All those billion-dollar...
00:50:45.000 They call that billionaire beach.
00:50:47.000 These fucking assholes.
00:50:48.000 But it would only work if it was a global event.
00:50:53.000 Right.
00:50:54.000 Because if it's isolated, because we've had tsunamis in large cities, nobody does anything about it.
00:51:01.000 It would have to be, we had Katrina, but that's down there with those people.
00:51:06.000 It needs to be something that's nationwide, that hits all of us at the same time, where we stop with this bullshit, stop with this polarized bullshit and start talking to each other.
00:51:16.000 This is what happens.
00:51:17.000 Connor connects with a left hand on Floyd Mayweather's chin.
00:51:21.000 Floyd goes down and at the count of eight, when he's about to get up, the whole arena gets hit with a meteor.
00:51:29.000 Boom!
00:51:30.000 Las Vegas is wiped off the face of the planet.
00:51:33.000 Everybody's dead.
00:51:33.000 But we saw the feed up until the asteroid impact.
00:51:36.000 It's just one big bright spark of light.
00:51:39.000 And then everybody starts tuning into CNN. There's a huge crater where Vegas used to be.
00:51:42.000 The asteroid, though, has an EMP that hits every single feed that goes to every single camera and TV. And it wipes out every electronic device that's been watching the whole thing.
00:51:52.000 Oh, now you're getting too crazy.
00:51:53.000 Wait a minute.
00:51:55.000 We just need to wipe out Vegas.
00:51:57.000 Can you help me out here?
00:51:58.000 We don't even need to wipe out Vegas.
00:51:59.000 I love Vegas.
00:52:00.000 Don't get me wrong.
00:52:01.000 I just feel like we need something where people are...
00:52:04.000 They have to see it.
00:52:06.000 It has to affect them on some level that actually kick-starts their compassion gene.
00:52:14.000 You want a balance between your survival gene and your compassion gene.
00:52:18.000 Because, you know, you've got to figure back a long time ago the thing that helped us...
00:52:29.000 We weren't stronger, we weren't faster, we weren't larger than the things that were eating us.
00:52:37.000 We had to be smarter, we had to be clever, we had to come up with ways to create something from nothing to be able to defend ourselves against the predators that were eating us.
00:52:47.000 So that creative juice was there, and we were establishing food, shelter, and clothing as well as Keeping protected from predators.
00:52:59.000 And it was that creative side of us, that artistic side of us, that actually was, you know, that's what you have to thank, that creative side of us to keep us ahead of these creatures.
00:53:12.000 The elements, all these things.
00:53:14.000 And as time has gone on, when you no longer are threatened by these things, there's plenty of clothes everywhere, pretty much plenty of food everywhere where we live.
00:53:22.000 And a lot of idle hands.
00:53:24.000 A lot of idle hands.
00:53:24.000 And so we've lost touch with that imminent threat.
00:53:28.000 So we have, we started to turn on each other.
00:53:32.000 Yeah.
00:53:32.000 All those girls with fake asses.
00:53:34.000 People get mad.
00:53:35.000 I'm mad.
00:53:36.000 That Iggy Azalea, what's her name?
00:53:39.000 I was hearing all these people angry at her because her ass is fat.
00:53:43.000 Angry.
00:53:44.000 Just angry at her fake ass.
00:53:46.000 Well, they don't even have a McRib here at the McDonald's.
00:53:50.000 Does Arizona keep a McRib?
00:53:51.000 I don't know.
00:53:52.000 12 seasons?
00:53:53.000 12 months out of here?
00:53:54.000 No disrespect to the people that get caught up in that broken nail.
00:53:59.000 Syndrome, but like that is what it is.
00:54:01.000 It's your it's tragedies are Not tragedies, right?
00:54:07.000 So we need some kind of life-threatening something that's really global and it's it crosses religious economic Social racial it has to cross all those lines to where people are like What the fuck?
00:54:20.000 Yeah, it has to expose microaggressions for the preposterous notion that they really are Like, if you get hit in the head with a meteor and someone gets mad at a microaggression, they're two very different things.
00:54:33.000 Did you see that meteor almost hit him?
00:54:35.000 Her!
00:54:37.000 Okay, did you see that meteor almost hit her?
00:54:40.000 Yeah.
00:54:41.000 Cisgendered piece of shit.
00:54:44.000 Living with all those cowboys in Arizona.
00:54:47.000 Yeah.
00:54:47.000 Whatever, bro.
00:54:49.000 I'm a big fan of Arizona.
00:54:50.000 Some of my favorite people live there.
00:54:52.000 Use any one of my bathrooms.
00:54:53.000 Feel free.
00:54:54.000 Thank you.
00:54:55.000 That's sweet.
00:54:55.000 Do you have a restaurant there, too?
00:54:57.000 Yeah.
00:54:58.000 We just opened in Osteria.
00:54:59.000 How the fuck do you have time for all this?
00:55:01.000 I don't do it myself.
00:55:02.000 Okay, that's big.
00:55:04.000 I plan it, I get it all going, and then I hand it off to awesome people.
00:55:06.000 That's a good move.
00:55:07.000 So Jesse and Chris and Joe are running that thing.
00:55:12.000 Brianna.
00:55:13.000 It's an Osteria.
00:55:15.000 What is an Osteria?
00:55:16.000 Basically a wine bar with food.
00:55:19.000 So it's a gathering place where you're combining.
00:55:21.000 Like that place we went to in Studio City?
00:55:22.000 Yes.
00:55:23.000 What's that place called?
00:55:24.000 Agustin Wine Bar.
00:55:26.000 Goddamn, that was good.
00:55:26.000 The food was amazing too.
00:55:28.000 Yes, awesome.
00:55:29.000 Matthew Kaner.
00:55:30.000 Wonderful place.
00:55:31.000 They brought out some 1921. Oh yeah, we did some...
00:55:34.000 You raped me that night.
00:55:38.000 Financially?
00:55:39.000 Yes, financially and emotionally.
00:55:41.000 It wasn't my idea.
00:55:41.000 I didn't ask you to spend that much money.
00:55:43.000 I don't know what kind of wine that was.
00:55:45.000 But it was a fascinating wine.
00:55:47.000 It was like, ooh, this is wine?
00:55:48.000 Yeah.
00:55:49.000 I kind of got it for a brief moment.
00:55:51.000 Yeah.
00:55:51.000 And then I wandered off under some tangent.
00:55:54.000 I think I actually said, I think I was like, hey, set up a fight with me and Bourdain.
00:55:58.000 No, you wanted to fight somebody.
00:55:59.000 I don't think it was Bourdain.
00:56:00.000 Was it Bourdain?
00:56:01.000 Yeah, Anthony Bourdain.
00:56:02.000 He might kill you, dude.
00:56:04.000 I was pretty drunk.
00:56:04.000 He's crazy.
00:56:05.000 Yeah.
00:56:06.000 Anthony's got the crazy gene, for sure.
00:56:08.000 He's got that I used to be a former heroin addict and I almost died gene.
00:56:11.000 It only gets activated in people that have been to the brink of death.
00:56:16.000 I've met a bunch of people like that, though.
00:56:17.000 I think it's a real thing.
00:56:19.000 I think there's something that happened.
00:56:20.000 There's some scary people.
00:56:22.000 Like Matt Brown, the guy who fights in the UFC. Same kind of gene.
00:56:25.000 He's got that I used to die.
00:56:26.000 I died when I came back gene.
00:56:28.000 Yeah, I met him.
00:56:29.000 He's a really nice guy.
00:56:30.000 He's a nice guy, but...
00:56:31.000 There's that edge of like, I think maybe...
00:56:34.000 They've been to the Dark Lands.
00:56:36.000 When people have been to the Dark Lands, they come back different.
00:56:39.000 It's like Stephen King's Pet Cemetery.
00:56:41.000 You know, you bury the cat, it comes back to life, and it's like, okay.
00:56:44.000 Don't bring the cat back to life.
00:56:45.000 Don't fuck with that cat.
00:56:47.000 It is something that happens to people when they've been to the Dark Lands.
00:56:50.000 Yeah.
00:56:51.000 Yeah, so the Osteria, Arizona grows its own wheat, so all of our pastas and breads are from Arizona wheat.
00:56:57.000 Oh, okay.
00:56:57.000 Let me ask you this.
00:56:59.000 Can you please not do that?
00:57:00.000 We're talking, Jimmy.
00:57:02.000 Jimmy fell.
00:57:03.000 This is a new Jimi Hendrix poster that we have, if you notice in the background, folks.
00:57:08.000 Because the old one was not really his mugshot.
00:57:12.000 The new one is actually his mugshot.
00:57:14.000 So we had it swapped out.
00:57:16.000 This is the real Jimi Hendrix mugshot.
00:57:18.000 Something fell off your wall there.
00:57:19.000 I bought.
00:57:20.000 Yeah, we'll have to fix that.
00:57:23.000 Don't worry about it, folks.
00:57:24.000 We're going to be fine.
00:57:25.000 Is it true about wheat that there are strains that are wild or rather unmodified that are much more easy for the body to digest?
00:57:36.000 Yes, so Hayden Mills is one of the many down in Phoenix that are actually milling the local wheat.
00:57:41.000 So they're basically cultivating around southern Arizona heirloom wheat and that's the idea.
00:57:47.000 They're going back to The problem with it, of course, it's always got to give the give and take, is that those heirloom, pure heirloom wheats, they have far less complex glutens in them, and they don't produce as much wheat.
00:58:04.000 So just your production on an acre of land is significantly lower for the stuff, but it's tastier, it has more nutrients.
00:58:12.000 And then from there, the next step, of course, is people understanding thyme.
00:58:18.000 So you're taking that wheat, you're milling it, and then when you go to make your bread, any kind of fermentation in that that you're getting, you're inoculating that to...
00:58:28.000 Make your bread.
00:58:31.000 Letting this dough sit overnight, you're letting it rise for a longer period of time because that whole process is breaking down those glutens.
00:58:41.000 Oh.
00:58:42.000 So my sourdough bread is apparently gluten-free?
00:58:49.000 The fermentation, you know, the rising of that dough is almost instantaneous, and it goes right in the oven, and then people are not chewing their food, they're just cramming it in, and it's probably coming from places that are doing a lot of pesticides and all the extra stuff that's going on those crops.
00:59:08.000 The heirloom wheat movement ends up tying hand in hand with understanding the slow food movement.
00:59:17.000 Take your minute, chew your food, understand where your food comes from, try to get it organic and local.
00:59:26.000 That goes all the way back to the wheat.
00:59:29.000 So to answer your question, yeah.
00:59:32.000 There is something to it.
00:59:32.000 What happened is they, over World War I, II, trying to make sure that people are going to be fed during those wars, they were manipulating the wheat so that it was much higher production wheat, but now the flavor's gone, the nutrition's not there.
00:59:46.000 It being resistant to all these things, all the glutens are very complex, and so when you're actually making the bread out of these things, or making pastas out of them, it's just, there's all this extra crap, you know, if you created a Frankenstein's monster with this wheat.
01:00:02.000 So your body, of course, is reacting to all those things that have nothing to do with actually having bread or having wheat.
01:00:07.000 It's a very controversial subject.
01:00:09.000 A lot of people try to claim that there's no difference between the weed of today and the weed of the past.
01:00:14.000 And they also try to claim that the only people that have issues with gluten are people that have gluten sensitivity, celiac disease, things along those lines.
01:00:21.000 And my gripe with that is that I always feel that the people that say that, they don't have a good sense of their body.
01:00:28.000 I don't think they're real athletes.
01:00:30.000 Because I think when you talk to a real athlete, I'm not saying that you can't perform like a real world-class athlete by eating pasta.
01:00:37.000 You definitely can.
01:00:38.000 What I think is we want to talk about total optimization.
01:00:41.000 If you want to talk about your body like running as smoothly as possible, for me at least, I notice a difference between eating a lot of bread and gluten, which I used to do a lot.
01:00:52.000 And not doing it.
01:00:53.000 When I don't do it, I just feel better.
01:00:56.000 I have more energy.
01:00:57.000 I feel like my body struggles less to digest the food, and I don't have the big crash after the food is over.
01:01:02.000 It doesn't mean that I can't perform on it.
01:01:04.000 I don't have a gluten sensitivity issue.
01:01:06.000 I can eat it.
01:01:07.000 That's not the problem.
01:01:09.000 If someone said, oh, you're fine, you eat it, it's no big deal.
01:01:11.000 It's not that it's no big deal.
01:01:13.000 I don't think it's the optimal thing to do.
01:01:15.000 I just think that...
01:01:17.000 It's delicious.
01:01:18.000 I don't think it's killing me.
01:01:19.000 But I don't think if you want to give your body the very best fuel, pasta, like regular pasta, isn't that fuel.
01:01:27.000 But I wonder if you can get some of that heirloom pasta if you would notice a difference.
01:01:32.000 I wonder if you would feel the difference in trying the two.
01:01:36.000 Okay, so similar conversation, parallel.
01:01:40.000 You're in Italy.
01:01:41.000 You're having bottles of wine.
01:01:43.000 You're having dinner.
01:01:45.000 It tastes great.
01:01:46.000 You had a good time.
01:01:47.000 You woke up the next day.
01:01:48.000 You didn't have a hangover.
01:01:50.000 All those things.
01:01:51.000 Over here I have wine, and I get hangovers, and I get sick, and I do those things.
01:01:56.000 So it must be that the Italian wine is better, or has less sulfites, or something like that.
01:02:02.000 Well, most likely what it was is over here, you're a fat pig, and you sat in your house, and you drank a bottle of wine with your buddies without taking a walk in a foreign country, because you're walking to your restaurant there.
01:02:15.000 You're having food, and you're eating over the course of three hours with your friends, and you're eating food with your wine.
01:02:21.000 You're eating less of it.
01:02:23.000 Most likely it has a lower alcohol content because it's meant to go with food rather than being this Mountain Dew with alcohol in it that you get out of California, right?
01:02:32.000 You know, it's it's they're all in California once that we did not I did not I did now for a California Arizona thing we're going on maybe it may You're fucked.
01:02:41.000 You're all fucked.
01:02:43.000 Okay.
01:02:43.000 Good Irish wine No, so I think there's an experiential thing that's happening with those conversations.
01:02:51.000 And it's the same thing with the pasta.
01:02:54.000 Pasta makes me feel sluggish.
01:02:55.000 You ate 17 pounds of it.
01:02:58.000 Right, right.
01:02:59.000 Don't eat 17 pounds of it.
01:03:00.000 But yes, going back to having just the initiation of like understanding the conversation of heirloom wheat and understanding that there's a difference, arguing that there's a difference.
01:03:11.000 Even if there isn't, now you're looking at it, maybe you're having less of it.
01:03:15.000 Right.
01:03:16.000 Maybe you're portioning out better, and you're paying attention to your diet more.
01:03:20.000 Hey, that's a step in the right direction.
01:03:22.000 Absolutely.
01:03:23.000 Yeah, I read something about the French, how the French are always eating bread, but they do have that older wheat bread, and they eat a lot of fats with their bread, like it's constantly with butter and oil, and they cook with a lot of butter and oil.
01:03:35.000 And those carbs and that oil together, apparently it's just a better fit for your digestive system.
01:03:41.000 I could see that.
01:03:42.000 I kind of did that...
01:03:43.000 I didn't stick to it, letter of the law, but I did a little bit of a ketogenic diet for a minute where I cut out sugars, carbs, all those things.
01:03:52.000 How'd you feel?
01:03:53.000 I felt a lot better right away.
01:03:56.000 Now I go back and I'll have some pasta once or twice a month in small portions.
01:04:02.000 I'll have some bread, but...
01:04:04.000 I don't eat a lot of it.
01:04:05.000 I enjoy it better now.
01:04:06.000 I enjoy more.
01:04:07.000 It's not just...
01:04:07.000 It's a treat.
01:04:08.000 It's a treat.
01:04:09.000 At that point, proteins and vegetables are the staple, and I have treats now.
01:04:17.000 Yeah, I feel the exact same way.
01:04:19.000 I feel like I have my nutrition, which is like I try to eat really healthy food 80% of the time, and then 20% of the time, I like to go to a restaurant and get linguine with clams.
01:04:29.000 It's just a It's just an experience.
01:04:31.000 It's a delicious experience.
01:04:32.000 I know it's not the best thing for me, but it's a treat.
01:04:36.000 You get one life, so let's enjoy it.
01:04:39.000 Also, especially what you're doing, when you have a restaurant, you're selling an experience, right?
01:04:44.000 It's just delicious wines and delicious foods and the two of them together with conversation.
01:04:51.000 You're like, oh, try this, try this.
01:04:53.000 When people are doing that, this whole sensory experience is all combined together.
01:04:58.000 It's not just about nutrition.
01:04:59.000 It's about the art of creating this sensory experience.
01:05:03.000 Because one could argue that your well-being is actually increasing your life experience here and your quality of life by having this experience with these people, with these wines, that you'll actually feel better tomorrow or next week because of that interaction,
01:05:21.000 because of that show, even though that's straight butter and that's straight...
01:05:25.000 Yeah, and wine.
01:05:27.000 But no, I think you're 100% right.
01:05:29.000 I think that's sort of an overlooked aspect of health.
01:05:34.000 Positive experiences.
01:05:37.000 Also, when you go to a really good restaurant, and especially if you get to meet the cook.
01:05:41.000 You meet someone who cooks something for you, and you can say thank you, and you have this cool feedback with the person who made your food.
01:05:48.000 There's something going on there.
01:05:49.000 It's like this exchange, and it's like a sandcastle in the way.
01:05:54.000 It's beautiful, and it's amazing, and wow, the fucking skill involved in creating it, but then it's going to go away.
01:05:59.000 You know, it's gone.
01:06:00.000 It was a temporary experience.
01:06:02.000 And in this world of, you know, the NSA stockpiling text messages and dick pics in some fucking warehouse in Utah.
01:06:11.000 Utah?
01:06:12.000 That's where it's at?
01:06:13.000 That's where it is.
01:06:13.000 It is.
01:06:14.000 Okay.
01:06:15.000 Address?
01:06:16.000 I don't know the address.
01:06:17.000 If I noted, I wouldn't give it out.
01:06:19.000 They'd come get me.
01:06:20.000 They'd come get you and tell you.
01:06:22.000 Now we're doubling down on your dick pics.
01:06:24.000 Yeah, they got a fucking warehouse.
01:06:26.000 Gigantic, like Costco, filled with hard drives.
01:06:28.000 Well, mine would have to be a slightly bigger warehouse, but, you know.
01:06:32.000 A bigger fucking Irish warehouse.
01:06:35.000 Fuck.
01:06:37.000 Yeah, I think, I mean, in the concerts too, right?
01:06:41.000 Like, live concerts are kind of that way too, right?
01:06:43.000 Like, that's a temporary experience.
01:06:45.000 I mean, there's one thing to listen to a song that you have on your phone, you can listen to it over and over again, but when you're going to see a live concert, you're experiencing the guy, like, on stage, sing that song, you're experiencing the sound coming out of the guitar right when the guy's touching the chords.
01:07:01.000 That's why this stuff annoys me, the phones at the shows, because...
01:07:05.000 Right.
01:07:06.000 I'm a firm believer in oral tradition.
01:07:08.000 I feel like I'm not from believe I just I embrace the storytelling.
01:07:13.000 I embrace that whole tradition of oral tradition and being able to describe to your friends that sitting around that, you know, fire after a good long day of hunting.
01:07:22.000 Well, you tell the story of the hunt and you do all those things and those family stories and other, you know, your grandfathers and your great-grandfather stories are told in that setting.
01:07:33.000 And you have to remember that you're not writing it down.
01:07:36.000 It's a tradition of understanding the details and being able to explain and expand on the details from your recollection of what you saw.
01:07:46.000 But if you have no skills of absorbing what you saw, if you rely on this thing, To capture those stories for you, first of all, nothing you're going to get at a show is going to represent what you just saw or what you were there for.
01:08:00.000 I guess as a postcard, I suppose it works, but it's not...
01:08:05.000 Stay present.
01:08:07.000 Stay with these people to be there for this thing.
01:08:11.000 That's far more important.
01:08:12.000 And, you know, also as courtesy because maybe the person behind you would like to be that person who's pulling this all in and now your shit's in their way.
01:08:19.000 People hold up fucking iPads.
01:08:21.000 Those 12-inch iPads.
01:08:23.000 I saw some dude at the Laugh Factory the other day had a fucking iPad.
01:08:26.000 The people behind you have to like Yeah.
01:08:29.000 You're holding up an iPad.
01:08:30.000 At concerts, you see, everybody's got their phone out.
01:08:33.000 So that first barrier we talked about, the ignorance, just getting past, understanding how to just get past not just what you think you know, all those things, erasing everything you think you know, get past your own ignorance,
01:08:48.000 first of all.
01:08:49.000 Right.
01:08:50.000 But just then that situational awareness kind of goes hand-in-hand with that Who are you not only in your world, but who are you in other people's world?
01:09:00.000 When I'm driving, my primary mission is to get out of your way.
01:09:06.000 I want to get out of the way.
01:09:07.000 I want to get where I'm going.
01:09:08.000 I want to get out of the way.
01:09:09.000 I don't want to have you get out of my way because I'm going to a place.
01:09:12.000 I'm paying attention to where you are as I'm driving.
01:09:16.000 Because if I think like that, if I think I'm in your way, this is all going to work out better.
01:09:21.000 We're all going to get along.
01:09:23.000 If you think like that on the road, like, I am in your way.
01:09:25.000 Let me figure out how I can make sure that I'm getting where I'm going.
01:09:29.000 I'm not going to put myself out.
01:09:30.000 I'm not just going to pull over to the side of the road while you all drive by.
01:09:34.000 I'm going to get out of the way so that I make it convenient for you to get where you're going as well.
01:09:39.000 We're all going someplace, right?
01:09:41.000 We're in a car, right?
01:09:42.000 Let's not fight here.
01:09:45.000 Yeah, let's not film ourselves driving either.
01:09:47.000 I saw someone FaceTiming while they're driving the other day.
01:09:49.000 Holding up the phone, talking to someone.
01:09:51.000 I'm passing by.
01:09:52.000 I saw a dude doing Candy Crush a while back, playing Candy Crush on his phone while he was driving.
01:09:57.000 It's like, whoa.
01:10:00.000 People film fireworks.
01:10:01.000 Does anybody ever watch it?
01:10:05.000 That makes no sense to me.
01:10:07.000 Yeah, you send it?
01:10:08.000 Dude, you wouldn't believe the fireworks.
01:10:09.000 I'm gonna send it to you.
01:10:10.000 Dude, please send it.
01:10:11.000 I can't wait to see it.
01:10:13.000 Is that video of fireworks?
01:10:15.000 Can I put it on Instagram?
01:10:16.000 Do you mind if I re-gram your fireworks?
01:10:19.000 Hey bro, I'd rather you not.
01:10:21.000 I'd really like all the hits.
01:10:23.000 This is a big part of my social media.
01:10:25.000 I want all the hits on that awful video that's out of focus.
01:10:28.000 You can't even tell what the fuck it is.
01:10:30.000 Just see some lights flashing off.
01:10:31.000 But when you go to a fireworks display, you see 50 fucking people holding up their goddamn phones.
01:10:36.000 Yeah.
01:10:37.000 What are you doing?
01:10:38.000 Live your goddamn life!
01:10:40.000 Live your fucking life, right?
01:10:43.000 Speaking to live your life, when you- It's all wound up, man.
01:10:46.000 I'm always wound up.
01:10:47.000 I got problems.
01:10:47.000 Calm down.
01:10:48.000 I ran today.
01:10:49.000 Connor.
01:10:50.000 Fucking settle down.
01:10:52.000 Settle down, I'll put you down.
01:10:55.000 Well, you have so many different projects.
01:10:57.000 How do you choose, like, what to...
01:10:59.000 Like, when you take on something like a restaurant or, you know, opening this jiu-jitsu school or any of the numerous projects that you do, you already are so fucking busy.
01:11:08.000 You have a family.
01:11:08.000 You already have these businesses and bands.
01:11:11.000 How do you decide, like, what...
01:11:13.000 Do you just go on your instinct, like what to do?
01:11:16.000 Well, you know, everything has its own individual needs.
01:11:21.000 And when it comes to bands or touring or writing, there are absolute needs and processes.
01:11:29.000 Lead times, right?
01:11:31.000 If you're going to put out a book, you have to understand that there's a...
01:11:36.000 He said as he held up his...
01:11:38.000 He wrote a book, too.
01:11:38.000 Fuck.
01:11:39.000 He plugged the biography.
01:11:40.000 Guy makes me feel lazy.
01:11:41.000 He's one of the few people I know that makes me feel lazy.
01:11:43.000 Actually, I wrote it with Sarah.
01:11:45.000 You know, I was involved.
01:11:47.000 You can credit goes to Sarah Jensen.
01:11:48.000 Sarah Jensen with Maynard James Keenan.
01:11:50.000 Yes.
01:11:50.000 Ooh.
01:11:51.000 A perfect union of contrary things.
01:11:53.000 Boom.
01:11:54.000 Hmm.
01:11:54.000 With my American...
01:11:57.000 Yeah, so it's understanding, organizing your time.
01:12:02.000 Delegating is huge.
01:12:04.000 Delegating is huge.
01:12:05.000 Understanding what it's going to take, what kind of effort it's going to take for those things.
01:12:09.000 When it comes to winemaking, I'm locked down for that period of time.
01:12:11.000 When it comes to writing, for example, with Tool or with Perfect Circle or Pulsifer.
01:12:18.000 Understanding, you know, timing.
01:12:21.000 And we can get into that in a minute.
01:12:24.000 Wait, wait, no.
01:12:26.000 Okay.
01:12:29.000 Yeah, so it really does come down to understanding.
01:12:32.000 I'm really good at planning, you know, planning ahead and looking at things.
01:12:36.000 So if I think, if somebody comes along and says, hey, we're going to do a, we're thinking about doing a film, you want to be in the film, I go, well, when is it?
01:12:45.000 Because I already have my year.
01:12:47.000 You should see my schedule.
01:12:48.000 It's a year and a half out.
01:12:50.000 Really?
01:12:50.000 You're just locked in?
01:12:52.000 Yeah, because there's things that I know.
01:12:54.000 For example, if you're going to put out vinyl as a band, generally speaking, unless you're somebody who can make some calls and cut some corners, if you're going to deliver a master to actually cut vinyl, and nowadays you want your vinyl to come out on the day that your record comes out.
01:13:11.000 You don't want it to be a delayed thing and have it all be scattered.
01:13:15.000 It takes, you know, three months.
01:13:19.000 That's your lead time.
01:13:21.000 For production?
01:13:22.000 No less than three months.
01:13:24.000 And you have to make an order, like, say, like, X amount of thousands that you have printed?
01:13:29.000 Yeah, so you have to plan ahead.
01:13:30.000 So if you finally get all your shit together, and you've got your masters, you're going to do a thing, then you have to go, okay, well then, once that's there...
01:13:43.000 The release date can't be any sooner than this date.
01:13:47.000 Well, if that date is January 1st, that's not good.
01:13:50.000 Nobody releases a record on January 1st.
01:13:52.000 Why is that?
01:13:53.000 Just because it's a bad time to release a record.
01:13:55.000 It just came out of Christmas.
01:13:56.000 It's like business-wise, you just don't do that.
01:14:02.000 Having a rock concert on a New Year's Eve, that's a different thing.
01:14:05.000 Right.
01:14:05.000 People are out partying.
01:14:06.000 They're going to do their thing.
01:14:08.000 So you're going to release a record in the spring.
01:14:10.000 You're going to release a record in the fall.
01:14:12.000 That's when you release it, generally speaking.
01:14:13.000 People release all summer as well, but the optimum times are optimum times.
01:14:18.000 So just knowing that, okay, well, if it takes that long to produce the record and get, you know, set up press and do interviews, you know, as for lead times in a magazine or online, you know, interviews are scheduled out.
01:14:30.000 We had this planned.
01:14:32.000 Months ago.
01:14:33.000 A couple months ago.
01:14:34.000 Yeah.
01:14:34.000 Because you wouldn't just call me last week and go, hey, you're going to come in now?
01:14:38.000 Right.
01:14:39.000 We don't know what our schedules are, so you're thinking ahead.
01:14:42.000 Right.
01:14:43.000 So the same thing with the music.
01:14:45.000 You're always kind of looking ahead to go, well, in order to deliver that master, that means we had to be mastering that piece by here and we had to be mixing and, you know, mixing and then looking at the mixes again and fixing anything.
01:14:58.000 It's going to retract something, any kind of, you know, scrambling last minute before mixing.
01:15:03.000 That's going to take this amount of time.
01:15:05.000 Well, in order to mix, we have to track, right?
01:15:07.000 So you have to have everything written before you can actually track it to mix it, generally speaking.
01:15:14.000 So that means all the songs have to be written by this day if you're going to record all of them and mix all of them and master all of them and release them all on the same day, right?
01:15:26.000 Wow.
01:15:26.000 So you have to think all the way back to that day.
01:15:31.000 Like, where are we today?
01:15:32.000 Are those songs finished today?
01:15:35.000 Well, then we can start recording them tomorrow or next week.
01:15:38.000 Now, how do you know when a song is finished?
01:15:40.000 Like, if you give yourself a deadline, like, say, if you say, you know, we have six months to complete this album or whatever it would be, and you have a song that, like, man, it's just something about the songs.
01:15:49.000 This doesn't feel right.
01:15:50.000 It's not done.
01:15:51.000 Just something feels off.
01:15:52.000 Like, how do you finish something by a deadline?
01:15:58.000 Sometimes you don't.
01:16:00.000 Do you just take it out of the album and put it aside for later?
01:16:03.000 How do you do that?
01:16:06.000 Yeah, of course that varies with everybody.
01:16:10.000 If it's not ready, it's not ready.
01:16:11.000 So you keep delaying and try to get it right, I guess.
01:16:14.000 Or you second guess it, or you start realizing, these are just songs.
01:16:19.000 We should probably just finish them.
01:16:20.000 Hmm.
01:16:22.000 Remember that feeling when you were a kid where you'd get an album and some of the songs were just fucking amazing and then you would hear one or two and you're like, what the fuck is this piece of shit?
01:16:31.000 How did this kid own a Rolling Stones album?
01:16:33.000 Well, most likely it's because they had a deadline.
01:16:35.000 And their record company made them, they were locked into a contract that said that they had to deliver by a certain time.
01:16:42.000 But if you're not locked into that kind of a contract, then you can kind of take forever, which is an equally awful thing.
01:16:48.000 Are you free of contracts now?
01:16:50.000 Are you your own man when it comes to music?
01:16:52.000 Tool has one more record under a contract.
01:16:55.000 Perfect Circle just signed up for a one-album deal through a company.
01:17:03.000 To do a one-off album.
01:17:06.000 Pussifer is an independent project.
01:17:08.000 We've been independent from the beginning.
01:17:10.000 Do you prefer that?
01:17:11.000 Or is there benefits to both?
01:17:13.000 I think there's benefits to all those things.
01:17:15.000 It depends on how many trust issues you have, I guess.
01:17:19.000 If you're going to work with a large company, if you can trust them to handle and carry some of the water...
01:17:25.000 On some of these things without it getting lost or spilled or, you know, dumped.
01:17:30.000 Yeah, you can work with a company like that.
01:17:32.000 It depends on your goals, I suppose.
01:17:34.000 Is it like more of a benefit now that you're, I mean, especially, I don't know if now you're dealing with the resurgence of vinyl, but it's been pretty steady over the last few years, right?
01:17:44.000 It's kind of like a mason jar type thing.
01:17:47.000 People are into old, funky stuff, you know?
01:17:50.000 Yeah, I think there's still that nostalgic feel of touching the vinyl and being able to have that thing and listen to it.
01:17:59.000 There is a difference, but I feel like, going back to what you had mentioned earlier about people realizing, I think we need to start looking and talking to each other again and reconnecting, and I feel like vinyl is another tip of that iceberg,
01:18:14.000 of that reconnection of like, It's not long.
01:18:17.000 This is so temporary and so...
01:18:20.000 Yeah.
01:18:21.000 Digital.
01:18:22.000 Yeah, so one EMP away from all that stuff being gone.
01:18:25.000 All those experiences you wasted, you were recording the fireworks rather than actually looking at the fireworks, and then you dropped your phone in the toilet, and it's gone.
01:18:36.000 It's gone.
01:18:38.000 Or an EMP wipes out all of the servers that are on your cloud, and so all those photos that you thought were safe somewhere are no longer safe.
01:18:46.000 You're freaking me out, man.
01:18:48.000 You're right.
01:18:49.000 But yeah, so I think vinyl, there's a connection, there's a tactile.
01:18:54.000 Does it sound better?
01:18:55.000 I think it does.
01:18:56.000 Yeah, I think it does.
01:18:57.000 Oh, it depends on, are you Creed?
01:19:02.000 It's never gonna sound better.
01:19:03.000 How dare you?
01:19:04.000 What about Nickelback?
01:19:05.000 Shit on all the bands, you can shit on them with a free punch.
01:19:08.000 Hurry up.
01:19:10.000 Get all your shots in.
01:19:11.000 Menudo was a good one.
01:19:13.000 NSYNC was always a good one.
01:19:14.000 Menudo!
01:19:15.000 Wow, you went deep.
01:19:16.000 Deep.
01:19:16.000 Backstreet Boys, remember?
01:19:18.000 You'd be able to punch down on them.
01:19:21.000 That was the easy shot.
01:19:24.000 I had the Menudo album.
01:19:27.000 Did you?
01:19:28.000 No.
01:19:28.000 Nobody takes more punches than Nickelback.
01:19:30.000 They take a lot of shots.
01:19:32.000 People just go after them.
01:19:34.000 And they never fight back.
01:19:36.000 They're like, what the fuck, man?
01:19:38.000 Well, because they know on some level they asked for it.
01:19:40.000 Sorry.
01:19:41.000 How'd they ask for it?
01:19:42.000 I don't know.
01:19:43.000 I'm just jumping in on this rat pack.
01:19:45.000 They make good stripper music.
01:19:47.000 Yes, they do.
01:19:48.000 You know, they make good pole music.
01:19:50.000 Yeah.
01:19:50.000 Right?
01:19:51.000 Girls spin around on a pole.
01:19:52.000 Right.
01:19:53.000 It's Nickelback.
01:19:55.000 Yeah, so I think that's the vinyl connection, I think.
01:20:00.000 There's a lot of guys nowadays, like Tool, for example, they like analog.
01:20:06.000 They like tracking to tape, and to really translate those things, vinyl is your perfect medium for that thing.
01:20:16.000 It's just not very convenient.
01:20:17.000 There's no record stores.
01:20:19.000 When I released the first Pussifer record in 2007, From the time we started recording that record to the time we released it, there was one number of stores when we started recording, and there was one-fifth the number of stores actually in existence by the time we actually released it.
01:20:37.000 The record industry stopped.
01:20:40.000 And went away during that period of time.
01:20:42.000 So 2007 was when the wave rolled back, like you could see it happening.
01:20:46.000 It was gone.
01:20:46.000 And it was gone.
01:20:47.000 And that was still with Best Buys that were still selling CDs, was still part of that 120th.
01:20:52.000 Wow.
01:20:52.000 So now this is all, it's all rolled back to where the small independent stores that weren't greedy, that really had a relationship with their customers, that enjoyed vinyl, that had all those things, those are the ones that have survived and thrived, like Amoeba.
01:21:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:21:07.000 Those kind of, but much smaller versions of those things, like Zia Records and Arizona.
01:21:13.000 Yeah, I've seen a few of those on the road, and I've gone into a bunch of them, and they're kind of cool.
01:21:18.000 It's a totally different thing.
01:21:19.000 It's almost like you're going to an antique store or something.
01:21:21.000 Yeah, Stinkweeds is great.
01:21:22.000 If you ever go through...
01:21:23.000 Stinkweeds?
01:21:23.000 Oh, yeah.
01:21:24.000 Where's that?
01:21:24.000 In Arizona.
01:21:26.000 Oh, what part?
01:21:27.000 Tempe?
01:21:27.000 I think Tempe.
01:21:28.000 I know.
01:21:29.000 Kimber's gonna kill me.
01:21:30.000 Tempe.
01:21:31.000 Because I couldn't remember what it is.
01:21:33.000 I used to do the Tempe improv all the time.
01:21:35.000 That's a cool little spot.
01:21:36.000 Tempe's an interesting little town.
01:21:38.000 Yeah.
01:21:39.000 Yeah, that whole area is really awesome.
01:21:41.000 So, when you make a run of those things, you kind of have to decide, like, as they're selling, when to make more of them, too, right?
01:21:49.000 Yeah, well, as a small project like Pustopher, you're, you know, we're writing the checks, so you don't want to overproduce these things, because then you're kind of sitting on them.
01:21:57.000 And for us, at the level that we're operating...
01:22:00.000 You always want to operate in that level where it's...
01:22:03.000 Sustainable.
01:22:04.000 Right.
01:22:05.000 That's kind of a beat word.
01:22:06.000 But yeah, I use it all the time because it's the most accurate word to really look.
01:22:10.000 Yeah, sustainable.
01:22:11.000 If I can keep this thing alive, I don't want to keep going back to other pockets of money to make this thing alive.
01:22:16.000 This thing should stand on its own.
01:22:18.000 So you have to be making all these decisions...
01:22:21.000 As if this is an independent business on its own, ready to survive.
01:22:25.000 And so, yeah, you have to pay attention to if they want, you know, if they want 10, make 9. Interesting.
01:22:35.000 Yeah.
01:22:35.000 If they want 10, make 9. Give the people wanting more.
01:22:39.000 Always.
01:22:39.000 Always.
01:22:41.000 Don't live past your means.
01:22:43.000 Right.
01:22:43.000 Stay up there.
01:22:45.000 Stay up there in that good Goldilocks zone.
01:22:48.000 Yes.
01:22:50.000 Do you anticipate ever trimming it down to one band?
01:22:54.000 Or do you like working with three different projects?
01:22:56.000 I think just the nature of Tool in general.
01:23:01.000 I'll jump into them.
01:23:02.000 I'll just want to use.
01:23:05.000 Just their process and their writing process is so drawn out.
01:23:11.000 I'm sure there's a lot of reasons that go into why the delay has been so long.
01:23:18.000 But when you have a project like that, there's always going to be time for me to do other things.
01:23:23.000 And I will definitely...
01:23:25.000 I just like doing it.
01:23:27.000 I like doing it more.
01:23:28.000 I like to release records and write things a little more quickly than those guys like to write.
01:23:32.000 So their process is...
01:23:38.000 Very analytical and I think you know at some point maybe because so much time has gone by with from the last album there has to be some a little bit of fear in there you know in your gut like how is this record going to be as good as the last one you know the anticipation now is now the pressure is huge so I'm sure there's some of that goes into play but as far as the way that Danny and Adam and Justin write It's a very tedious,
01:24:08.000 long process.
01:24:10.000 And they're always going back over things and questioning what they did and stepping back and going back farther and going forward.
01:24:16.000 And in a way, it's like they're laying a foundation.
01:24:19.000 They're putting in the footings for a house.
01:24:21.000 So I can't write melodies until the footings are in place.
01:24:28.000 Yeah.
01:24:43.000 That's where we are.
01:24:44.000 I mean, there's a lot of footings that keep shifting.
01:24:48.000 Lots of awesome footings, but they keep changing.
01:24:50.000 And they keep changing their minds.
01:24:52.000 So I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.
01:24:54.000 It's just their process.
01:24:56.000 Is this a challenge for you to kind of manage your own personal expectations with the work of others?
01:25:02.000 Because I know you're very prolific, and you're a guy that's just like, you're very disciplined, so you're always grinding.
01:25:07.000 And then when you manage those expectations, and you're dealing with a bunch of other artists, and you're all...
01:25:12.000 You know, converging together, converging together on this project.
01:25:16.000 Can I make a word up?
01:25:18.000 He just made it up.
01:25:19.000 Yeah, so like, you know, when you have a lot of very strong-willed, stubborn, opinionated people that have had success, myself included, like when you give somebody some success, they're pretty convinced they're right.
01:25:31.000 Yeah.
01:25:31.000 You know, so it's hard to talk to me.
01:25:35.000 It's hard to talk to them.
01:25:36.000 It's hard to talk to people that are in that position because they've been successful.
01:25:40.000 And so you think that the reason you got there is because of whatever position it is you're taking today.
01:25:47.000 Right.
01:25:48.000 Which is fine.
01:25:49.000 But our process has evolved over the years.
01:25:57.000 And...
01:25:58.000 That, you know, that stubborn nature.
01:26:00.000 You try, you have to, again, take a step back and not take any of these things personally.
01:26:08.000 You know, that's our tendency.
01:26:09.000 It's like, what is you?
01:26:11.000 Right.
01:26:12.000 You know, you get that way.
01:26:13.000 It's a familiarity breeds contempt kind of thing.
01:26:15.000 How much of the problem is expectations of the fans?
01:26:18.000 Because fans want new shit.
01:26:21.000 Come on, where's the fucking new shit?
01:26:22.000 And that's, you know, I'm sure that that was around 15, 20 years ago, but without social media and without that direct access of bitching.
01:26:31.000 Yeah.
01:26:32.000 You know, like the star reviews on iTunes when people are writing reviews of shows or music or movies or whatever.
01:26:40.000 It's like, again, go to a master, learn from the master to the point where you are now, you have mastership.
01:26:50.000 All of that's gone.
01:26:51.000 He's just like, it fucking suck.
01:26:53.000 It took forever to load.
01:26:54.000 I don't like the guy with that hair.
01:26:56.000 Fuck this one, one star.
01:26:59.000 Right.
01:27:00.000 But people like being able to do that.
01:27:02.000 Yeah, they love it.
01:27:02.000 Especially if you work at Jiffy Lube.
01:27:05.000 You're sitting there, and you're on your fucking break, and you're smoking a cigarette, and you're farting, and you're sitting there, and you're like, fuck this song, fuck this outfit, fuck his head.
01:27:16.000 Right, yeah.
01:27:17.000 Yeah, it's like, it doesn't ever make sense.
01:27:19.000 So, you know, so in my brother's defense, even Billy from Perfect Circle, he's slow-moving as well.
01:27:28.000 But he has a lot of, you know, now we're starting to work on stuff that it's taken many years for him to kind of build up the cache of things that we're, you know, we're digging into to look at things that have been in development for, you know, the last six, eight, ten years.
01:27:40.000 Well, you seem to have found this interesting balance because you're such a, you have so many different things that require your focus.
01:27:49.000 But you're one of those dudes that has to get shit done.
01:27:51.000 I've met a lot of guys like you that are just like, I'm getting shit done.
01:27:55.000 You're either in my way, or you're gonna help me, or you're gonna get the fuck out of my way, but I'm getting shit done.
01:28:00.000 And so you're like, okay, I can't get shit done over here.
01:28:02.000 I'm gonna get shit done over here.
01:28:03.000 I'm gonna go do this.
01:28:04.000 I'm gonna start a wine company.
01:28:05.000 Now I'm making a restaurant.
01:28:06.000 Oh, look, I have a jiu-jitsu school.
01:28:08.000 Look, I wrote a book.
01:28:10.000 You're just constant.
01:28:12.000 It's fascinating because you're also...
01:28:14.000 Pretty at peace.
01:28:15.000 Like, you found, like, this strange balance of activity and then also relative isolation in your small area.
01:28:23.000 Well, it took me a while to, like, you know, my desire to move forward, go, go, go, and get things done, you know, I'm always butting heads with the guys in the band in Tool.
01:28:34.000 To get those things done.
01:28:35.000 It's just not their process.
01:28:37.000 So it took me a while for me to go, this is not personal.
01:28:41.000 This is just them.
01:28:42.000 This is just the way that they have to do it.
01:28:44.000 And I have to respect it.
01:28:45.000 And I have to take my time and let them take their time.
01:28:49.000 And I just check in.
01:28:50.000 I just go, I come and I see what's going on.
01:28:52.000 Hey, Justin, send me the track, see where we're at.
01:28:57.000 Is this thing done?
01:28:59.000 If this thing is done, done, done, and I can start writing...
01:29:03.000 Words and music on it?
01:29:04.000 Great.
01:29:04.000 But I've had instances where I've started to write stuff, and by the time I actually got it around and back and were actually listening and whatever, the song had gone in a completely different direction, so everything that was written melody-wise or lyric-wise was completely irrelevant.
01:29:21.000 Now I have to start over.
01:29:22.000 Is that weird because you guys aren't in the same location physically?
01:29:25.000 Right, right.
01:29:25.000 I mean, I can sit there in that room and be with them in that room, but their process is so tedious and so, like, Rain Man that I just can't.
01:29:36.000 I just start fucking folding in on myself.
01:29:39.000 I'll be right back.
01:29:40.000 I gotta go make pasta.
01:29:42.000 I'll be right back.
01:29:43.000 I gotta go take five years to plant a vineyard because you'll still be right where you were when I left.
01:29:50.000 But it's a great thing.
01:29:52.000 What they're doing is a wonderful...
01:29:53.000 I completely back what they're doing.
01:29:56.000 Yeah, I see what you're saying.
01:29:58.000 There's no other way to do it.
01:29:59.000 There's no other way for them to do it.
01:30:01.000 For me, I can move much more quickly if you'll let me help you.
01:30:05.000 I've written a few songs.
01:30:06.000 In fact, I was involved in many of them.
01:30:09.000 The ones that we've done.
01:30:10.000 So we could do that.
01:30:12.000 But I think...
01:30:13.000 This is what they need to do.
01:30:16.000 And I'm okay with it.
01:30:20.000 You've got to get a little friction in there, so I have to come in and puff my chest out a little bit and be aggressive and let's move it, guys.
01:30:27.000 Let's move it.
01:30:29.000 And that works for a minute, and we definitely make traction.
01:30:32.000 But if I were to do that every day...
01:30:35.000 It would just become a part of the friction, more friction, rather than actually getting anything done.
01:30:40.000 That seems like one of the biggest problems with bands, right?
01:30:42.000 It's just getting the personalities together.
01:30:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:30:45.000 We're definitely very strong, four very strong personalities.
01:30:50.000 You know, with Billy, working with Billy with Perfect Circle, he gets a little forest for trees sometimes, and I'm like the guy going, what?
01:31:01.000 Step back, look at it.
01:31:04.000 And then I'm out the door.
01:31:06.000 Poor guy's going, where'd you go?
01:31:10.000 And then, you know, working with Matt Mitchell and Karina and Pussifer.
01:31:15.000 We all generally work with or for other projects and other people, so when we get together, we are fucking streamlined organized.
01:31:26.000 We go, okay, I'll check in with the guys in Tool and go, okay, where are we at?
01:31:31.000 What do we got?
01:31:32.000 Are we there?
01:31:33.000 Are we going to track tomorrow?
01:31:35.000 Because if we're going to track tomorrow, I can tell you, great, then we're going to line this up.
01:31:40.000 But if we're not going to track tomorrow, and it's going to take this much time, Well, then I'm going to do this other thing while we're telling me when that day is.
01:31:50.000 Right.
01:31:50.000 When we're ready to start, when these are done, I can take my time to write them.
01:31:55.000 I mean, in all fairness, I should take my 10 years to write lyrics now, but I won't do that.
01:32:03.000 Right.
01:32:03.000 I'll digest these things as quickly as I can and keep that moment, that freshness of what my impressions are of the finished tracks, and we'll start.
01:32:12.000 But nothing's, you know...
01:32:13.000 Nothing is tracked yet.
01:32:15.000 Nothing is completely finished.
01:32:17.000 There's a couple songs that I think are finished now.
01:32:19.000 I can start working on those.
01:32:21.000 But nothing's actually recorded.
01:32:23.000 They're just written.
01:32:26.000 Right.
01:32:27.000 So that leaves time.
01:32:28.000 So I can actually go and work with Billy.
01:32:31.000 I can work with Matt and Karina and get other things done in the interim so there's more.
01:32:37.000 Right.
01:32:38.000 When you write something, say if you have an idea, if you're just sitting around and you're like, I have a thought, do you just sit down and do you go, okay, this is a Tool song, this is a Perfect Circle song, this is a Pussifer song, does it just like...
01:32:49.000 No, because what I'm writing to is the music that I'm hearing from those people.
01:32:55.000 So that's all you write to?
01:32:56.000 I write to the music, because that way it's a unique island situation.
01:33:01.000 Whenever I've tried to write, I've had some poetry sitting over here that I want to write, and I try to force it onto a song for any of those projects.
01:33:11.000 It doesn't work.
01:33:13.000 It doesn't seem to fit.
01:33:15.000 So you need to hear the song.
01:33:18.000 I need to hear the finished thing, you know, almost finished thing.
01:33:21.000 And then put lyrics to it.
01:33:22.000 Yeah.
01:33:23.000 Get the melodies in place, get the rhythms as if I'm an instrument.
01:33:27.000 Is that how you guys did that Fibonacci song?
01:33:29.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:33:30.000 Wow.
01:33:31.000 Yeah.
01:33:32.000 That was a really unique undertaking.
01:33:34.000 What was the process behind that?
01:33:36.000 Did you say, hey, it would be a nifty idea to do something to a mathematical sequence?
01:33:41.000 Nope.
01:33:42.000 No, that was a complete accident.
01:33:44.000 I think it was Adam or Justin who had the riff, and at some point they were actually counting the riff, and it ended up being in 789. I think it was like a...
01:33:58.000 A measure of seven, a measure of nine.
01:34:01.000 I'm not sure how you would actually write that out in notation, but I think 789 is a Fibonacci number.
01:34:14.000 Just that, you know, the actual 789, I think.
01:34:18.000 I think.
01:34:18.000 I have to look at it again.
01:34:19.000 It might be 987. For people who don't know what the fuck we're talking about, the Fibonacci sequence is a very unique mathematical sequence that appears in nature.
01:34:28.000 It's in fractals.
01:34:30.000 It's in sunflowers.
01:34:31.000 If you look at, like, the pattern of sunflower seeds, if you look at nautilus shells, and what it is, it's an expanding fractal sort of a mathematical equation.
01:34:41.000 I don't know if I'm saying it correctly, but it's like...
01:34:43.000 The first step is zero, and then there's one, and then there's one, one, two, three, five, eight.
01:34:48.000 Two plus, yeah, and it just keeps going on.
01:34:50.000 But that's the Fibonacci number, like the whole number, like actual number sequence.
01:34:56.000 There's the phi ratio, 1.618, anything multiplied by the 1.618, or not multiplied, the relationship.
01:35:08.000 The difference in the length from this finger to this finger as opposed to this finger to that finger, those knuckles and your digits, those are all in that relationship of 1.618, the phi relationship,
01:35:23.000 so the fractals.
01:35:25.000 As it's growing, that progression is that ratio.
01:35:31.000 And then the number breakdown is, as you said, it's 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13. Yeah, so like 1 plus 1 is 2, 2 plus 1 is 3, 3 plus 2 is 5, 5 plus 3 is 8. And it's like everything you count, you add what came before it.
01:35:48.000 You've got a spiral picture of Giza Plateau showing you the...
01:35:52.000 Well, also facial structure, which is really fascinating.
01:35:55.000 There's something about human facial structure that uses the Fibonacci sequence, and I read somewhere about why people recognize plastic surgery while it disturbs them.
01:36:06.000 Boom.
01:36:06.000 Yeah, it's like, what's going on with the sequence?
01:36:08.000 Like, the sequence is off.
01:36:10.000 So my friend...
01:36:10.000 Yeah, here it is.
01:36:11.000 Yeah, my friend...
01:36:12.000 The Fibonacci relationships of the human head.
01:36:15.000 I had a friend who said, you know how when you know a family has had a child who has Down syndrome, it crosses racial divides.
01:36:26.000 You can tell this family has had, that that child has Down syndrome.
01:36:31.000 There's a look that goes along with it.
01:36:33.000 He said it's the same look.
01:36:35.000 Not the same look, but it's the same recognition of people who have had Facial plastic surgery.
01:36:42.000 You recognize you're not fooling anybody.
01:36:45.000 You've done a thing that's recognizable universally as wrong.
01:36:49.000 Something's wrong with your face.
01:36:51.000 Something isn't off.
01:36:52.000 Yeah, it's off.
01:36:53.000 Yeah.
01:36:53.000 But I thought it was funny that he was actually connecting it to Down.
01:36:56.000 No disrespect to people with Down syndrome, but...
01:37:00.000 Yeah, I know what you're saying.
01:37:01.000 Yeah, but it is like, when you see someone with a disease, like, oh, there's clearly an error here in the code.
01:37:07.000 Yes.
01:37:08.000 Yeah.
01:37:08.000 And the facial reconstruction, like the plastic surgery, because I'm just, oh, shit, I'm getting older.
01:37:14.000 Yeah.
01:37:15.000 This will fool them.
01:37:15.000 Well, the nose thing, too, is weird.
01:37:17.000 Like, when someone has a uniquely small nose and their face, you know, they might have a long, like, Ari Shaffir-type face, but then they have this, like, shrunken down nose.
01:37:26.000 You're like, hey.
01:37:27.000 Yeah.
01:37:28.000 Like, this seems fucked.
01:37:29.000 Right.
01:37:29.000 Right.
01:37:29.000 There's a ratio that's supposed to exist, and it doesn't exist.
01:37:33.000 Why are your lips...
01:37:34.000 But, you know, in a way, a song like La Torella's with the Fibonacci thing, I feel like I kind of pulled a very pedestrian, sophomoric move by including those numbers in there,
01:37:51.000 because in general, music is...
01:37:54.000 The Phi Ratio.
01:37:56.000 Everything that, all nature, all these things we're talking about, it's already here.
01:38:00.000 By pointing it out, like, staring at it and pointing at it with those numbers present and the way that the numbers and the lyrics are, I feel like that, you know, it's good to let people know about it, but I almost feel like it was kind of a, it was kind of a dick joke,
01:38:16.000 in a way.
01:38:17.000 It's, um, I could do better.
01:38:21.000 That's interesting.
01:38:22.000 Are you one of those ruthlessly introspective guys?
01:38:25.000 Yeah, probably so.
01:38:27.000 Yeah, probably so.
01:38:28.000 Anybody who's any good at anything does that.
01:38:30.000 Yeah.
01:38:31.000 There's no other way around it.
01:38:32.000 Good thing I'm not good at anything.
01:38:34.000 It's almost like you have a guard dog, but you turn on yourself.
01:38:37.000 Yeah.
01:38:39.000 Sit.
01:38:40.000 You know what I mean?
01:38:41.000 It's like, you know, like, figure out what's wrong with me.
01:38:43.000 Get him.
01:38:43.000 I mean, me.
01:38:44.000 Get me.
01:38:45.000 And then you, uh, yeah.
01:38:47.000 Fuh, you're fucked.
01:38:48.000 I'm my own guard dog.
01:38:50.000 One shot to the dome.
01:38:52.000 I break the guard.
01:38:54.000 I punch through the guard.
01:38:55.000 My shots go through your guard.
01:38:58.000 Keep your hands up.
01:39:00.000 Okay, that's enough, Connor.
01:39:01.000 Come on over here.
01:39:03.000 Ah, you're fucked.
01:39:05.000 Everyone's fucked.
01:39:09.000 That's a characteristic that I see in almost everybody that I respect.
01:39:15.000 They all think that everything they do sucks.
01:39:17.000 Or at least they have very, very high standards and are often disappointed by their own work.
01:39:23.000 Well, you know, I think I have some of that, but I also have that idea of, like, it's something that my father...
01:39:29.000 I don't know if I talked about my dad with you, but he was my wrestling coach in high school.
01:39:35.000 He was also my earth science, biology, and environmental studies teacher.
01:39:41.000 Really?
01:39:41.000 He was my teacher.
01:39:42.000 What a drag.
01:39:43.000 You went to school with your dad being the teacher?
01:39:45.000 That would be fucking hard.
01:39:46.000 But I learned a lot because he was no joke.
01:39:48.000 He didn't pull any punches from me.
01:39:50.000 He drove me as hard, if not harder, than his other students.
01:39:54.000 He didn't show any favoritism.
01:39:55.000 But one of the things that was always his thing on the mat, and I'm kind of paraphrasing, but basically you either win or you learn, especially in that high school or college setting.
01:40:08.000 You're You're learning about yourself.
01:40:10.000 If you went out there and you got your ass handed to you and you just got beat and didn't learn anything, well, yeah, you're a fucking loser.
01:40:18.000 You take the moment, reflect on it, build on what you did wrong, and now you're actually, in a way, you've won.
01:40:25.000 Now you know more about yourself.
01:40:27.000 You know about more your limitations or what you need to improve and expand your talents or your limitations.
01:40:34.000 So...
01:40:34.000 I guess whenever I'm doing a thing, I'm always looking at it from a learning perspective.
01:40:40.000 So there aren't necessarily mistakes unless they're fatal.
01:40:44.000 And then you wouldn't know anyway.
01:40:45.000 So, whatever.
01:40:47.000 That really is the right way to look at everything.
01:40:49.000 You win or you learn.
01:40:50.000 You know, you have great experiences because you're successful, or you have very beneficial experiences because you realized what went wrong.
01:41:00.000 It's just one more wrinkle, one more piece of information, or one more experience that you can add to your database of knowledge, and it'll make you better at everything you do.
01:41:09.000 So that, in a lot of ways, that's my biggest frustration in life, is when there is something that kind of goes wrong.
01:41:15.000 And I can't figure out what it was.
01:41:18.000 That's frustrating for me because I can't build on it.
01:41:21.000 I can't learn from it, but I don't understand what went wrong.
01:41:26.000 Whether it's a relationship or whether it's something I tried to build or something I did.
01:41:30.000 How often does that happen?
01:41:33.000 A lot.
01:41:34.000 You know, there's a couple of times I've actually had an opportunity to do a vocal with somebody else as a guest singer.
01:41:40.000 And I, you know, rehearsal was great.
01:41:42.000 And then you blew it for the main event.
01:41:46.000 And I'm like, what did I do wrong?
01:41:48.000 I did everything the same.
01:41:49.000 And until you can actually pinpoint that and figure out what it was...
01:41:55.000 I'm a fucking mess like I'm sleeping.
01:41:57.000 I'm waking up in the middle of the night trying to figure out What the fuck went wrong?
01:42:01.000 Yeah, that's the same with comedy cut.
01:42:03.000 It's one flub joke or one one premise that you botched and just Yeah, you wake up.
01:42:10.000 I'll wake up to pee and go fuck, you know, just I have to go downstairs and get in front of the computer And just start writing again, you know, just get angry.
01:42:20.000 I gotta fix this fucking thing I gotta figure out what's wrong with it.
01:42:23.000 I gotta make it bulletproof and Yeah, you're a unique guy in that you're all these different things that you're doing.
01:42:33.000 I feel like they kind of like work synergistically.
01:42:36.000 They have to.
01:42:37.000 Yeah, I don't feel like you're going, I don't think like you're battling yourself.
01:42:40.000 I know people that are battling themselves, you know, with all the different things.
01:42:43.000 No, I think...
01:42:44.000 This all feeds everything.
01:42:46.000 I'm a storyteller, so I'm involved in a lot of life.
01:42:49.000 I'm doing things on many levels because in order to tell a full, more complete picture, a better story, having more information, a good actor is going to do his research on the character beyond the character.
01:43:01.000 He's going to find out about the region the character is supposedly from and their family's history.
01:43:07.000 They're going to add all these things in so that when they have their one line, all that history is behind their eyes.
01:43:14.000 So I feel like that's, you know, for writing, for winemaking, they're all crossing over together.
01:43:21.000 They're all feeding each other to make it a whole presentation.
01:43:25.000 Yeah, when you're managing the You know a crop of grapes and putting together a wine and you got a restaurant going on you're working on your jujitsu and then you're writing songs You're living all these different experiences.
01:43:40.000 You have so much feeding into your consciousness There's so many variables that you're attending to that it just keeps your mind sharp and fresh and and it creates I mean, not necessarily like conflict, but issues.
01:43:55.000 There's live things that need to be figured out and solutions need to be created for problems.
01:44:03.000 It's not like there's something that happens to certain people, they get too locked into one thing, I feel, that they just run out of juice, they run out of things to discuss, they run out of perspective.
01:44:15.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:44:17.000 I mean, you know, during the 70s, 80s era of music coming out, first two records are probably, those people spent their whole lives writing those two records.
01:44:28.000 Right.
01:44:28.000 And the third record's all about the bus, or the travel, or the shitty record label, or manager, like...
01:44:37.000 It's all the road.
01:44:38.000 That's the road album, right?
01:44:40.000 Because where the fuck have they been for the last three years but in a bus or in an airport and hotel?
01:44:46.000 Yeah.
01:44:46.000 So those albums end up being the ones that either make or break the band as far as getting past those things.
01:44:53.000 And generally, I'm speaking very generally, of course.
01:44:56.000 Yeah, but it's the same with comics.
01:44:58.000 With comics, it's usually you have one or two good specials and then there's a big drop-off.
01:45:04.000 You know, I think it's guys run out of stuff to talk about and usually you work for like Ten years before you do anything before you release anything.
01:45:13.000 They're the best guys It seems like they worked like ten ten years and then they put out an album Or a comedy special or whatever it is and then you just your your life is about performing your life is about doing that thing and you don't have enough Options outside of that like a lot of comics turn to airline jokes and you know and things like Hotels and you start talking about that like that's your experience.
01:45:37.000 It's constantly being on what's what you're exposed to talk about what you know right what you know Yeah, and that's what you all you know now is a fucking delayed flight But I don't know anybody else who's doing it like your way, like rock-style way, also runs a vineyard,
01:45:53.000 also regularly-trained jiu-jitsu.
01:45:58.000 Daniel Day-Lewis.
01:45:59.000 Sort of, right?
01:46:00.000 Makes hats or something.
01:46:01.000 Yeah, yeah, makes shoes, I think.
01:46:03.000 Shoes?
01:46:03.000 Yeah.
01:46:04.000 Shots.
01:46:05.000 Shoes.
01:46:06.000 I want a pair of Daniel Day-Lewis shoes.
01:46:08.000 Isn't that what he's doing?
01:46:09.000 I feel like he's making shoes.
01:46:11.000 A lot of actors I've met that have gotten on a role with a good series, a TV series, a lot of them will say the same thing.
01:46:21.000 About a couple of seasons in, you start looking at the door because your acting muscle can start to atrophy if you're only...
01:46:30.000 Being this guy on that show for eight years.
01:46:34.000 Do they start going crazy and going into drugs and buying houses?
01:46:38.000 Yeah.
01:46:39.000 Yeah.
01:46:40.000 So you start to do that little spiral.
01:46:42.000 So, you know, to get out and be able to do a few films.
01:46:45.000 A lot of, like, William Peterson was on CSI, the Vegas CSI forever.
01:46:50.000 He does theater now.
01:46:53.000 Yeah, I would think he would have to.
01:46:54.000 That's the guy from To Live and Die in L.A. People forgot about that movie.
01:46:58.000 Manhunter.
01:46:59.000 Yeah, that was the original Hannibal Lecter movie with a different guy than Anthony Hopkins.
01:47:03.000 It was a great movie.
01:47:04.000 Great.
01:47:04.000 That's a forgotten movie.
01:47:06.000 Yeah.
01:47:07.000 To live and die in LA is a forgotten movie.
01:47:09.000 That is a great fucking movie.
01:47:11.000 Brian Cox is Dr. Lecter.
01:47:13.000 There he is.
01:47:13.000 What a handsome bastard back then.
01:47:15.000 Yeah.
01:47:15.000 Look at him.
01:47:16.000 And he's just sharpening his chops on the theater stage because he's a true, that guy's a real deal.
01:47:23.000 But he's on CSI to get PAID! Yeah, I guess initially, I think most likely when that whole new era of TV was coming out, it probably seemed like a good idea for him to kind of just, you know, he probably had some bills to pay and he wanted to get on there,
01:47:41.000 thinking it was going to be a couple seasons and he's going to get out of there, but then you're under contract and they're going, we'll keep you around if you do this, but I want to do this theater thing.
01:47:50.000 I want to go do, you know, Shakespeare in the park.
01:47:52.000 And they'll punish you if you leave, too.
01:47:54.000 Yeah.
01:47:55.000 The Black Bayou.
01:47:56.000 This motherfucker will leave a series when it's hot.
01:47:58.000 Yeah.
01:47:58.000 Yeah, so...
01:47:59.000 You ruined it.
01:48:00.000 I don't know.
01:48:00.000 I don't know him.
01:48:01.000 I don't know his decisions.
01:48:02.000 But I think, speaking to a lot of different people that have been in this situation, it's definitely...
01:48:08.000 You're kind of weighing it out.
01:48:10.000 Like, if I just stick with this thing for six seasons, eight seasons, I have enough money in the bank for the rest of my life.
01:48:15.000 Yeah.
01:48:17.000 And then I'll have to fight my way back in a couple years of detoxing from that very...
01:48:25.000 It could be a great situation.
01:48:26.000 Yeah, well, I think it makes people go crazy.
01:48:30.000 I think that's what happened to Johnny Depp.
01:48:32.000 You know, Johnny Depp, when he started doing those Pirates of the Caribbean movies, you know, it's interesting, like, Johnny Depp at one point in time, and I'm a Johnny Depp fan, I think he's a great actor, seems like a wild dude, and he's buddies with my friend Stan Hope, and Stan Hope loves him, so he's got to be a good guy.
01:48:44.000 I have a lot of mutual friends.
01:48:46.000 I've never actually...
01:48:46.000 I met him a long, long, long, long time ago, but I don't...
01:48:50.000 He used to do these weird projects, strange movies, and he even said once, I don't want to be Blockbuster Boy.
01:48:59.000 Yeah, Dead Man.
01:49:00.000 Dead Man is incredible.
01:49:01.000 Yeah, that black and white western.
01:49:02.000 Arizona Dream.
01:49:03.000 Check that one out.
01:49:04.000 That's right.
01:49:04.000 Yeah, fantastic.
01:49:06.000 He did a lot of really cool weird projects and then he did the Pirates of the Caribbean and that fucking group of movies has been so wildly successful that he's just made ungodly amounts of money to the point where he was spending so much fucking money they had some breakdown because he's involved in some lawsuit with his former manager.
01:49:28.000 He's suing his former manager.
01:49:31.000 He was spending $150,000 a month on private security, 24 hours a day.
01:49:35.000 He was spending $200,000 a month on private jets.
01:49:38.000 And then just going on and on and on.
01:49:40.000 He had a staff of 40 people.
01:49:42.000 The manager?
01:49:43.000 No.
01:49:44.000 Johnny Depp.
01:49:45.000 Johnny Depp.
01:49:45.000 A staff of 40 people.
01:49:46.000 Maintained something like 15 different homes all over the world.
01:49:51.000 Just balling out of control.
01:49:54.000 Just so balling out of control.
01:49:57.000 Bring in fucking corner.
01:50:00.000 No, we can bring him in now.
01:50:01.000 What is this?
01:50:02.000 Among his most extravagant expenses listed in the countersuit were $3 million spent to blast Hunter Thompson's ashes out of a cannon and $30,000 a month spent on wine, the New York Post gossip column Page Six reported.
01:50:15.000 Yeah, well, they're the same cunts that said that Ronda Rousey and Travis Brown are washed-up losers.
01:50:18.000 Yeah.
01:50:19.000 I don't know if they're right.
01:50:20.000 What is this house they're showing us?
01:50:21.000 What about paid, though?
01:50:22.000 Let's talk about...
01:50:22.000 He's kidding.
01:50:24.000 Pay!
01:50:25.000 Blow up like the world trade.
01:50:27.000 Johnny Depp Chateau in the south of France.
01:50:30.000 Why does the Chateau have a restaurant with an awning and a logo on it?
01:50:34.000 That doesn't even make sense.
01:50:36.000 Does it have his own restaurant?
01:50:38.000 How baller is that?
01:50:39.000 You're overthinking it.
01:50:40.000 Maybe it's his own restaurant.
01:50:41.000 I have my own restaurant.
01:50:41.000 Yeah, but I mean, like, for himself only.
01:50:43.000 Like, he shows up.
01:50:45.000 Oh, a table for two, sir?
01:50:47.000 Yeah.
01:50:47.000 There he is.
01:50:48.000 Can I get on the list?
01:50:49.000 A strange character.
01:50:51.000 He's a strange character.
01:50:52.000 I think that's what happened.
01:50:53.000 He started buying all that shit when he got that Pirates of the Caribbean money, because you don't really want to be Jack Sparrow every fucking day.
01:50:59.000 Like, I want to do something else.
01:51:01.000 You can't do something else.
01:51:02.000 And every time he does something else, it doesn't really work.
01:51:04.000 It doesn't really work.
01:51:05.000 Like the Pirates of the Caribbean guy does.
01:51:07.000 You know, like how many different movies has he done since he's done the Pirates of the Caribbean?
01:51:12.000 Couple.
01:51:12.000 Couple?
01:51:14.000 Yeah, that's right.
01:51:14.000 He did Edward Scissorhands.
01:51:16.000 Oh, no, he did the Alice in Wonderland thing since the Pirates of the Caribbean.
01:51:20.000 That was actually really good.
01:51:21.000 It was weird.
01:51:22.000 I enjoyed it.
01:51:22.000 But I enjoyed it, yeah.
01:51:25.000 Willy Wonka.
01:51:26.000 Yeah.
01:51:29.000 There's a lot of weird shit.
01:51:31.000 Anyway, point being, they go crazy.
01:51:35.000 They just start, they start spending, buying, buying and spending.
01:51:40.000 Just get caught in that whirlwind.
01:51:41.000 Howard Hughes in a downward spiral.
01:51:43.000 What is this movie?
01:51:46.000 Oh, he's in the Lone Ranger.
01:51:48.000 That's right.
01:51:48.000 The ten worst Johnny Depp movies.
01:51:52.000 Wasn't that a guy that died and came back to life or something like that?
01:51:55.000 Or he had the Lone Ranger come back to life?
01:51:57.000 I don't know.
01:51:57.000 He helped him come back to life?
01:51:58.000 The Krill comes back to life or something.
01:52:00.000 I think that's cultural appropriation because I don't believe that he's Indian, so I'm offended.
01:52:05.000 How come they couldn't get a Native American to play the Indian?
01:52:10.000 Piece of shit.
01:52:11.000 Yeah, I have a hard time with all that.
01:52:13.000 So...
01:52:15.000 Okay.
01:52:16.000 You own guns.
01:52:17.000 Yes.
01:52:18.000 Okay.
01:52:18.000 But you're a pot smoker.
01:52:20.000 Yes.
01:52:21.000 Would you consider yourself a liberal?
01:52:23.000 I'm more liberal than I am conservative, for sure.
01:52:26.000 Okay.
01:52:26.000 So there's that balance.
01:52:28.000 You think the...
01:52:31.000 McRibs.
01:52:31.000 Like that, you know, don't call me.
01:52:34.000 I would like to be now from out, you know, I'm an avocado.
01:52:37.000 I relate to avocados.
01:52:39.000 So as my sexuality, I relate to an avocado.
01:52:44.000 I think you're allowed to identify as an avocado now.
01:52:47.000 Okay.
01:52:47.000 So that thing, just, you know, again, we need a meat ear.
01:52:53.000 I guess what it comes down to.
01:52:55.000 What are you talking about with guns and avocados?
01:52:58.000 Yeah, but like, you know, just that whole politically correct thing, but then the anti-intellectualism that comes from what I would consider the lower right.
01:53:08.000 Yeah, there's a far right that it does go anti-intellectualism, and then there's a far left that even though they might be more well-read and maybe intellectual, they put up these blinders.
01:53:20.000 I mean, there's not a lot of, like, across-the-board objectivity.
01:53:25.000 There's a lot of people formulating these preformed patterns of opinions that, you know, conservative opinions and just clinging to it or liberal opinions and clinging to it.
01:53:36.000 I think most people...
01:53:37.000 No gray area.
01:53:38.000 Yeah.
01:53:38.000 After a meteor, lots of gray area.
01:53:40.000 A lot of gray area.
01:53:41.000 Yeah.
01:53:42.000 Meteor.
01:53:42.000 I think most people really share, like, ideas that are conservative and liberal.
01:53:47.000 And I think what's really important, we should be able to discuss these ideas without digging our heels in and just, like, being fully committed to one team or the other team.
01:53:54.000 That's where the problem lies.
01:53:56.000 People are so tribal.
01:53:58.000 Whether it's conservative or liberal, even libertarian, they go real tribal.
01:54:02.000 And they just, like, lock onto those ideas, and this is right, and that is wrong, and, you know, and it just, people don't want, they don't want to give in.
01:54:10.000 And so then they fight, and they dig their heels in, and they, you know, they fight their opinion.
01:54:15.000 I'm an armed snowflake.
01:54:17.000 Is that a new category?
01:54:18.000 You could do that.
01:54:19.000 Yeah.
01:54:20.000 You should be able to do that.
01:54:21.000 Why not?
01:54:21.000 So who could stop you from being an armed snowflake?
01:54:23.000 You have bullets and shit.
01:54:25.000 You know, regular snowflakes don't have bullets.
01:54:28.000 Superman?
01:54:29.000 You know, I think, man, I think we're moving into a new stage of humanity, as profound and ridiculous and verbose as that sounds.
01:54:39.000 I really think that's what's going on, and I think all this infighting and squabbling is we're trying to find our footing.
01:54:45.000 Trying to figure out what we are and what we're doing.
01:54:48.000 And guns are a part of that.
01:54:50.000 It's like, should you be allowed to just have that?
01:54:52.000 Like, I don't know.
01:54:53.000 Every now and then it goes wrong.
01:54:54.000 Well, if it goes wrong, wouldn't you want to be able to protect yourself?
01:54:57.000 Yeah, you got a point.
01:54:58.000 No, you don't have a point.
01:54:59.000 No one should have one.
01:55:01.000 Yeah, but what about when the bad people come?
01:55:03.000 Should you have one then?
01:55:04.000 No.
01:55:04.000 Should you let the bad people kill you?
01:55:06.000 And then it's all bad people alive and the good people are dead.
01:55:09.000 Well, who's to determine?
01:55:11.000 What if a good person gets a hold of it and they do a bad thing?
01:55:14.000 Like, there's all these variables.
01:55:16.000 But I don't think it's that cut and dry, and I also think it's a lot like everything else.
01:55:21.000 Meteor.
01:55:22.000 Meteor, maybe.
01:55:24.000 What part?
01:55:25.000 If you were looking at a part of the world without pissing anybody off.
01:55:28.000 Without pissing anybody off.
01:55:31.000 See, if it hits China, we're not going to care.
01:55:32.000 We're like a billion people, so we lost a half a million.
01:55:39.000 I'm not opening my fucking mouth.
01:55:41.000 It would have to wipe out, like, Latvia.
01:55:44.000 Like, boom!
01:55:46.000 And then barely missed Scotland.
01:55:47.000 Or like that show, have you seen, did you watch The Leftovers?
01:55:51.000 Yes, I watched the first episode.
01:55:53.000 Yeah, it's, I like, you know, I think the, I love watching actors flex their muscle.
01:56:00.000 I love it.
01:56:00.000 So, I love that series because...
01:56:02.000 Does it get better?
01:56:03.000 After the first episode, they're like setting a bunch of stuff up.
01:56:05.000 Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of setup.
01:56:07.000 But just the concept.
01:56:08.000 Right away, storyteller, I love a good story.
01:56:11.000 A huge percentage of the population just fucking vanishes with no explanation.
01:56:16.000 I'm in.
01:56:17.000 I'm in.
01:56:18.000 And all the psychological and all the religious stuff that unfolds and collapses and builds up and freaks out based on that.
01:56:25.000 I think if we're going to do something like that...
01:56:28.000 It would have to be spontaneous combustion from a percentage of the globe.
01:56:36.000 Across the board, no...
01:56:39.000 There's bursting in flames.
01:56:41.000 Yeah.
01:56:41.000 That's a real thing apparently, right?
01:56:43.000 5% of the population spontaneously combusting at the same time across the globe in front of people.
01:56:52.000 And no explanation.
01:56:54.000 No explanation.
01:56:54.000 Now, we're going to talk.
01:56:56.000 I don't think that's enough.
01:56:57.000 I think something's got to hit us.
01:57:00.000 Because then you'd be like, well, obviously I'm not one of those people.
01:57:01.000 Because you're from the UFC camp.
01:57:03.000 You want to see people.
01:57:03.000 Maybe.
01:57:05.000 Ah, fuck you and fuck your hits.
01:57:08.000 I'm all for people burning.
01:57:12.000 Remember when we were kids, spontaneous combustion was a thing.
01:57:15.000 You would wonder.
01:57:16.000 Maybe one of your friends would burst into flames while you're in school.
01:57:19.000 Yeah, when they're lighting farts or something.
01:57:21.000 Is that real?
01:57:22.000 Spontaneous human combustion?
01:57:24.000 Is it truly real?
01:57:25.000 I don't know.
01:57:25.000 How spontaneous human combustion works.
01:57:51.000 Can I make that a little bigger?
01:57:51.000 How could a man catch fire with no apparent source of a spark or flame and then burn so completely without igniting anything around him?
01:57:57.000 Said the Washington Post.
01:57:59.000 Yeah, Dr. Bentley's case and several hundred others like it have been labeled spontaneous human combustion, although he and other victims of the phenomenon burned almost completely.
01:58:09.000 Their surroundings and even sometimes their clothes remained virtually untouched.
01:58:14.000 Well, that's just fucking bullshit.
01:58:16.000 What website is this?
01:58:18.000 Listen, bitch, if you're on fire, you're fucking...
01:58:20.000 Clothes are gonna catch fire, too.
01:58:22.000 Unless someone's using pixie magic on you.
01:58:24.000 Did you get hit with a magic wand wielded by an elf, you cunt?
01:58:30.000 Your fucking clothes are gonna burn, stupid.
01:58:32.000 If you're burning, your clothes are burning.
01:58:34.000 This is horseshit.
01:58:35.000 Here's what science says.
01:58:36.000 Okay.
01:58:37.000 If spontaneous human combustion isn't real, then what really occurred to the many pictures that exist of charred bodies, a possible explanation is the Wick Effect, which proposes that the body, when lit by a cigarette, smolding, ember, or other heat source, acts much like an inside-out candle.
01:59:06.000 Whoa.
01:59:24.000 So they're so fat that we become like a big greasy candle.
01:59:28.000 It says no one's ever conclusively proven or disproven.
01:59:32.000 The truth of spontaneous human combustion.
01:59:34.000 But most scientists say that there are more likely explanations for the charred remains.
01:59:39.000 Like, your wife fucking hates you, she hit you in the head with a frying pan, lit your ass on fire, threw you in the tub, and say, I don't even know what happened!
01:59:47.000 I think it's one of them Ripleys believe it or not things!
01:59:51.000 And then, you know, she's seen in the embrace of the hardware store manager.
01:59:55.000 I was crying and Stanley helped me.
01:59:59.000 Watching the detectives.
02:00:00.000 Yeah, I don't think it's real.
02:00:02.000 I cry bullshit.
02:00:03.000 And that's why it would make so much more of an impact if it happened to 5% of the population randomly.
02:00:09.000 Not good, no.
02:00:09.000 I think an outside threat for another planet, like an impact, is like a wake-up call.
02:00:16.000 But think about it.
02:00:17.000 Right now, if aliens showed up and started shooting people from spaceships, everyone's gonna go, that's bullshit, that's the government.
02:00:24.000 Could be, right?
02:00:25.000 But an asteroid, you realize the government can't recreate something the size of a city.
02:00:29.000 Right.
02:00:29.000 It's slamming into the planet.
02:00:32.000 That's what's going to happen.
02:00:35.000 Yeah, but it's weird.
02:00:36.000 Like, we care in a big way how people die, right?
02:00:41.000 Like, 9-11 was huge because people caused 3,000 people to die and the world changed radically because of those 3,000 deaths.
02:00:51.000 But...
02:00:52.000 Half a million people die every year because of cigarettes.
02:00:56.000 A half a million just in this country alone.
02:00:58.000 And we're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
02:01:00.000 Like, it doesn't bother us that you die that way.
02:01:02.000 Or you die choking on pus-filled lungs in some sort of urgent care center.
02:01:10.000 That doesn't bother us as much.
02:01:12.000 Like, that's, eh, shouldn't have smoked.
02:01:14.000 But you get caught in the 500th floor of some fucking skyscraper and get hit in the face of a plane.
02:01:22.000 There's a lot of good books on those kind of things.
02:01:29.000 Just something like the Holocaust in general.
02:01:32.000 Just the intent and the focus and the hatred toward a specific group of people.
02:01:38.000 It has way more impact than the cigarette.
02:01:40.000 The cigarette smoke, the cigarettes don't have...
02:01:43.000 They're not angry and they're not hateful.
02:01:46.000 Right.
02:01:46.000 So that death is not...
02:01:48.000 It doesn't hurt you as much as if you...
02:01:51.000 The impact of a group of people hating another group of people so much that they...
02:01:58.000 Kill them in a mass, you know, in a mass event.
02:02:01.000 It's kind of insidious, though, if you really look at it objectively.
02:02:04.000 Like, it's okay as long as they peacefully suck the vitality out of your body with chemical-dipped plants wrapped in paper that they trick you into sucking on once you light them on fire, and your body becomes accustomed and addicted to it.
02:02:20.000 And we're like, hey, it's a stress-relieving choice.
02:02:24.000 He looks great.
02:02:25.000 Don't smoke too much.
02:02:26.000 Just as long as you only smoke a little, you'll be fine.
02:02:29.000 What are the statistics on that, like, secondhand?
02:02:32.000 Secondhand's bad, too.
02:02:34.000 People, waitresses and stuff, and bars, they would get a lot of them would get cancer.
02:02:38.000 People that lived with people that were chronic smokers, but they weren't smokers themselves, a lot of them got cancer.
02:02:44.000 Secondhand smoke, especially in the small and closed areas, real as fuck.
02:02:47.000 It's not as bad as the cigarettes themselves, but...
02:02:50.000 We should have seen the first clue would have been, like, as soon as they pulled smoking off of planes.
02:02:55.000 Oh, yeah.
02:02:57.000 There must be a problem.
02:02:58.000 Dude, planes are ridiculous.
02:02:59.000 Because you're having to pay for some flight attendant's cancer.
02:03:04.000 Yeah, that would be why.
02:03:05.000 Those things were ridiculous.
02:03:06.000 I remember.
02:03:07.000 There used to be a little smoke in the back.
02:03:09.000 And if you...
02:03:10.000 Smoking section.
02:03:11.000 Yeah.
02:03:12.000 Non-smoking section.
02:03:13.000 Separated by space.
02:03:15.000 That's it.
02:03:16.000 Separated in a tube.
02:03:17.000 Secondhand smoke causes approximately 7,333 deaths from lung cancer and 33,950 deaths from heart disease every year.
02:03:26.000 Between 64 and 2014, 2.5 million people died from exposure to secondhand smoke.
02:03:33.000 So it's not quite as bad.
02:03:34.000 It's about, you know, 20,000 as opposed to 500,000.
02:03:40.000 But still...
02:03:42.000 It's terrible.
02:03:42.000 It's still a lot.
02:03:43.000 Yeah.
02:03:44.000 It's not as bad, but it's still fucking terrible.
02:03:46.000 It's weird.
02:03:48.000 He's like searching.
02:03:49.000 What are you doing while we're not talking about that?
02:03:52.000 Constantly.
02:03:53.000 He's got Siri on his phone.
02:03:54.000 Hey, Siri.
02:03:56.000 What's going on with satellites?
02:03:57.000 Are they real?
02:03:58.000 Hey, Siri.
02:03:59.000 What's up with that ice wall in Antarctica?
02:04:02.000 A big chunk just broke off.
02:04:04.000 Oh my god, yeah.
02:04:05.000 There's a fucking chunk of ice that they've been monitoring.
02:04:08.000 A glacier.
02:04:09.000 That's the biggest glacier the world has ever known.
02:04:12.000 It is the size of Delaware.
02:04:14.000 And it's floating around in the ocean now.
02:04:16.000 It is so unbelievably massive.
02:04:19.000 You could be standing on this glacier and not see the end of it.
02:04:23.000 You wouldn't see how far it goes.
02:04:25.000 And it's floating in this iceberg, I should say.
02:04:28.000 It's floating.
02:04:30.000 It broke off.
02:04:31.000 Ten things that are smaller than the iceberg right here.
02:04:36.000 Jesus Christ, it's so big.
02:04:39.000 It's smaller than the Grand Canyon.
02:04:40.000 The Grand Canyon is smaller.
02:04:42.000 The Great Salt Lake is smaller.
02:04:44.000 Long Island is smaller.
02:04:46.000 Luxembourg is smaller.
02:04:48.000 Lake Okeechobee in Florida is smaller.
02:04:49.000 Los Angeles is smaller than this fucking iceberg.
02:04:54.000 Lake Champlain in New York is smaller.
02:04:56.000 New York City is smaller than this fucking earthquake.
02:05:00.000 Earthquake.
02:05:01.000 This iceberg.
02:05:03.000 That's insane.
02:05:05.000 So it's separated.
02:05:07.000 Do they have a satellite image of this thing?
02:05:10.000 It's separated and floated off and it's gonna come slamming right into the Santa Monica Pier.
02:05:15.000 Look at that.
02:05:16.000 You can see it as they fly over it.
02:05:18.000 Oh my god.
02:05:20.000 Look at that photo.
02:05:21.000 That's fucking insane.
02:05:24.000 The photo is someone took it from a plane.
02:05:27.000 You're looking down with the wings.
02:05:30.000 And where was it?
02:05:31.000 Was it in Greenland?
02:05:32.000 Where did it break off?
02:05:33.000 Antarctica?
02:05:34.000 Antarctica.
02:05:35.000 Is that the ice wall that separates us from the flat earth?
02:05:39.000 There's all these assholes that say you can't fly over Antarctica online.
02:05:42.000 You absolutely can, you piece of shit.
02:05:45.000 Not only that, Anthony Bourdain just filmed a show from there.
02:05:47.000 He was in Antarctica, you dumb cunts.
02:05:49.000 He filmed the show.
02:05:51.000 He landed in Antarctica.
02:05:52.000 He talked to the people that work in the science department there, whatever the fuck they do, running experiments, trying to keep the Russians from invading.
02:05:59.000 Mm-hmm.
02:06:00.000 All that.
02:06:02.000 Yeah.
02:06:05.000 We should get him to Jerome.
02:06:06.000 Jerome?
02:06:07.000 Yeah, let's get him to come try the wine, take him out of the vineyards, and we have the training.
02:06:13.000 Yeah, you want to roll with him, huh?
02:06:14.000 No, I think it would be a good show to combine the wine, the pasta, the local food.
02:06:20.000 I sense competitive aggression from you.
02:06:22.000 No, no.
02:06:22.000 You're sensing that because you're projecting it.
02:06:25.000 No.
02:06:26.000 No, I don't have it.
02:06:27.000 I'm good.
02:06:28.000 No, I think you're a scrappy little fella.
02:06:31.000 I'm not like, I'm sick on Anthony Bourdain.
02:06:34.000 Here's a $7,000 glass of wine.
02:06:37.000 That too.
02:06:38.000 Definitely want to get him up there, get him some good...
02:06:40.000 He would do it for sure.
02:06:41.000 Yeah.
02:06:41.000 He would film at your place.
02:06:42.000 It'd be a good thing to do.
02:06:44.000 Maybe I could help orchestrate that.
02:06:46.000 Nudge it.
02:06:46.000 That'd be a dopey...
02:06:47.000 Dopey.
02:06:48.000 A dope...
02:06:50.000 That'd be a dope episode for his show, you know?
02:06:53.000 And you also have a very unique story, too, like doing your thing out there in Arizona.
02:06:57.000 And look, man, for him, it's an opportunity to do some jiu-jitsu.
02:07:00.000 That guy's an addict.
02:07:01.000 Yeah.
02:07:02.000 He does it every day.
02:07:03.000 Yeah, he's amazing.
02:07:04.000 Yeah, when we were in Montana, we filmed an episode of his show.
02:07:07.000 He went to...
02:07:09.000 Maybe it was Bozeman?
02:07:10.000 I think it was Bozeman.
02:07:11.000 He just found some local jujitsu club and was rolling with these guys.
02:07:14.000 He didn't even know them.
02:07:15.000 He just gets in there and starts training with them.
02:07:17.000 He's an animal.
02:07:18.000 That's awesome.
02:07:18.000 He doesn't fuck around.
02:07:19.000 He does it overseas, too.
02:07:21.000 What's he weigh?
02:07:21.000 Like 180?
02:07:22.000 Well, he's very tall.
02:07:23.000 I think he's at least 6'3".
02:07:26.000 And he's thin.
02:07:27.000 He's lost a ton of weight.
02:07:29.000 He lost 30 pounds from doing jujitsu.
02:07:31.000 He was on all sorts of...
02:07:32.000 He was on statins for high blood pressure, high cholesterol because of his diet and sedentary lifestyle.
02:07:39.000 And, you know, he was like, well, you know, I have the choice between changing what I eat.
02:07:43.000 Right.
02:07:44.000 And I don't want to do that.
02:07:45.000 I want to keep eating pork and all these delicious foods or taking these statins.
02:07:49.000 So he just decided to take the statins.
02:07:50.000 But once he started training jujitsu, he got off all that shit.
02:07:53.000 Yeah.
02:07:53.000 Just his body just responded to the demands.
02:07:56.000 Yeah.
02:07:57.000 Your body responds to the demands.
02:07:59.000 You know, I think that's one of the unheralded factors in people's obesity is not just the diet, which is a huge factor for sure, but also the requirements that you're asking of your body.
02:08:12.000 Bodies are not used to sitting around doing nothing.
02:08:14.000 Get up, go do.
02:08:15.000 Get up, go do.
02:08:17.000 Go weed.
02:08:18.000 Go walk.
02:08:18.000 Get up, go do.
02:08:19.000 So, can I ask a USC question?
02:08:22.000 Yes, please do.
02:08:23.000 What's the Hollywood babble on over what happened with Nunez?
02:08:28.000 Well, she got something called sinusitis.
02:08:32.000 She has apparently like severe sinus infections that affect her balance and they get really bad.
02:08:39.000 And she got one the day of the weigh-ins.
02:08:43.000 She made it through the weigh-ins and then she was having like a serious episode.
02:08:47.000 To the point where they checked her into the hospital, and the word was that she wanted to compete, but her coaches did not want her to compete.
02:08:55.000 They're like, look, you're having a really hard time walking.
02:08:58.000 Apparently when your sinuses get really inflamed, it fucks with your equilibrium.
02:09:02.000 Inner ear, yeah.
02:09:03.000 This is second and third hand, by the way.
02:09:05.000 I didn't talk to her.
02:09:07.000 And, you know, that's what you'd have to do.
02:09:09.000 You'd have to have her talk about it.
02:09:11.000 But it's super unfortunate because that was, in my opinion, was the highest level women's MMA bout ever.
02:09:17.000 In terms of the overall ability of the two athletes.
02:09:22.000 I think Valentina Shevchenko and Amanda Nunes, they represent the peak.
02:09:26.000 This is the best we've ever seen.
02:09:29.000 Nunes is a ruthless knockout striker.
02:09:31.000 She beat the shit out of Ronda Rousey and she choked the shit out of Misha Tate.
02:09:34.000 She's a real legit black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu knockout striker.
02:09:38.000 And then Valentina Shevchenko is a Muay Thai champion, ridiculous stand-up.
02:09:43.000 You know, she caught Juliana Pena with an arm bar from the guard.
02:09:46.000 Like, her ground game is nasty, too.
02:09:47.000 Right.
02:09:48.000 I mean, Pena's legit.
02:09:49.000 For her to catch Pena with an arm bar, that's staggering.
02:09:53.000 And her striking is so good.
02:09:55.000 Like you saw in the Holly Holm fight, she shot Holly Holm down.
02:09:58.000 Whereas, like...
02:10:00.000 Holly Holm fucked up Jermaine Durandamy with a question mark kick, dropped her with a straight left hand.
02:10:05.000 She never had close to that kind of success against Valentina.
02:10:08.000 Valentina is super high level with her striking, her movement.
02:10:11.000 She fights southpaw and she has that beautiful check right hook that she throws that keeps everybody minding their P's and Q's.
02:10:18.000 She's in a super well-rounded game.
02:10:20.000 So it's really unfortunate that those two didn't go at it.
02:10:23.000 That was gonna be a good fight.
02:10:25.000 I think they're going to schedule it again for the event that is after the end of July event.
02:10:31.000 I think it's 2-15 they're going to schedule it for.
02:10:34.000 But then, you know, like Dana White said, now Amanda Nunes would never headline an event again.
02:10:40.000 I just don't think you can force someone to fight if she really did have a significant injury.
02:10:45.000 Like, they said that the doctors cleared her to fight.
02:10:49.000 You know, a significant illness, I should say.
02:10:52.000 They said the doctors cleared her to fight, but she chose not to.
02:10:54.000 That was like the company word.
02:10:56.000 But if she was that fucked up, I just can't imagine she wasn't that fucked up.
02:11:02.000 I mean, it's got to suck if you spent millions of dollars promoting a fight, and then here it is, and then people bought the pay-per-view, and then it falls apart, and you've got to give refunds, and I don't know what the fuck.
02:11:12.000 Yeah, well, welcome to...
02:11:14.000 Welcome to the music industry when it was at its big peak in the 90s and people were writing big checks for stuff and like, oh yeah, we're going to get Mariah Carey for millions of dollars.
02:11:25.000 Here's her thing.
02:11:26.000 And then she goes, she has a meltdown.
02:11:29.000 She went crazy, huh?
02:11:30.000 Yeah, and they're like, what did we just spend our money on?
02:11:33.000 What happened just now?
02:11:35.000 How did Mariah Carey go crazy?
02:11:36.000 What happened?
02:11:36.000 I don't know.
02:11:37.000 I think she had a meltdown.
02:11:38.000 Maybe she got a bad dick.
02:11:40.000 Wow.
02:11:40.000 I just wonder if you catch a bad dick.
02:11:42.000 Wow.
02:11:43.000 Personally, I've never caught a bad dick.
02:11:46.000 Have you caught a good dick?
02:11:47.000 I have not, that I'm aware of, caught a big dick.
02:11:50.000 You catch an ambivalent dick?
02:11:51.000 I have not caught an ambivalent dick.
02:11:54.000 Yeah.
02:11:55.000 Keep going.
02:11:56.000 I mean, there might be one in there somewhere.
02:11:58.000 I wonder.
02:11:59.000 I wonder.
02:12:00.000 I mean, it's got to be a way.
02:12:02.000 Yeah, I don't know.
02:12:03.000 But, you know, somebody wrote a big check.
02:12:05.000 You have an artist who had a meltdown, didn't deliver, because you're talking about we are merchants of emotion.
02:12:12.000 That's what we do.
02:12:13.000 Right.
02:12:14.000 And sometimes it can overwhelm you.
02:12:15.000 That is a volatile thing.
02:12:18.000 And it's a story as old as time.
02:12:20.000 And, you know, with fighters, one little dumb thing, walking up the stairs to the octagon, you can pull, you know, your ACL fucking separates from your body.
02:12:30.000 Yeah, you can slip.
02:12:31.000 Kevin Randleman was backstage preparing for a fight once, and he stepped on a pipe and slipped and fell on his head and was concussed.
02:12:39.000 Yeah, like right before the main event.
02:12:41.000 Right before the main event, he was walking backstage, he stepped on something, slipped, his leg went up on him, he hit his fucking head, and he was concussed, and they canceled the fight.
02:12:51.000 Yeah, that was like...
02:12:52.000 It's a fucking mess.
02:12:53.000 I want to say that was in 1997 or 1998 or somewhere around there, and everyone was like, what?
02:12:59.000 Yeah.
02:13:00.000 That can happen, for sure.
02:13:01.000 And then for a fighter, there's so much about who they are is dependent upon their confidence and their state of mind.
02:13:09.000 And if she hears that the UFC has pissed at her, she had to pull out of the fight, and then they say that they'll never have her headlined at an event again, I mean, she goes from being this Superstar with two spectacular performances against the most popular women's fighters of all time.
02:13:23.000 Those two, between Misha Tate and Ronda Rousey, I would say, arguably, they're the most popular women fighters of all time.
02:13:30.000 Coincidentally, they're both the hottest.
02:13:32.000 How weird.
02:13:34.000 If you're going to be a chick and you've got to be a fighter, it helps a lot if you're hot.
02:13:40.000 Doesn't it?
02:13:41.000 I'm that hot and I'm not a chick.
02:13:43.000 I noticed both of those things.
02:13:45.000 I didn't want to bring it up, though.
02:13:47.000 I didn't want to rub your face in it.
02:13:49.000 Right.
02:13:49.000 But, yeah, I mean, who knows how she's going to bounce back from that.
02:13:52.000 It sucks.
02:13:52.000 It sucks for Valentina, too, right?
02:13:54.000 She gets through the weigh-ins.
02:13:55.000 She gets through the weight cut.
02:13:57.000 She gets through the training camp.
02:13:58.000 I liked that Holmes won in Singapore.
02:14:01.000 That was a wonderful...
02:14:02.000 That was great.
02:14:03.000 Boom.
02:14:03.000 Boom.
02:14:03.000 Yeah.
02:14:04.000 That question mark kick, that same kick.
02:14:06.000 She throws that kick so well.
02:14:08.000 That's a sneaky-ass fucking kick, man.
02:14:10.000 When you think it's going to be a round kick to the body or a low kick, and then it comes up high and clangs you in the dome.
02:14:16.000 It's so good the way they throw that, too, because it comes in like this and then loops over.
02:14:22.000 Clang!
02:14:23.000 She might be the best in the world at it in MMA. Luke Rockhold's got a really good one, too.
02:14:28.000 He used it against Bisping in their first fight.
02:14:30.000 They throw it, and it's such an unusual motion of a kick.
02:14:34.000 It looks like it's coming up, and then it just goes whip over the top.
02:14:38.000 Pull up Luke Rockhold KO's Michael Bisping.
02:14:42.000 He actually dropped him with it, and then he caught him with a guillotine choke afterwards, and he tapped him with a guillotine.
02:14:48.000 But the way he throws that kick is fucking super sneaky, man.
02:14:52.000 So who's coming up?
02:14:52.000 There's a Maya fight coming up in there.
02:14:55.000 Yeah.
02:14:55.000 Yeah.
02:14:57.000 UFC 199. Is this the right one?
02:15:00.000 Is this the one when he won?
02:15:03.000 Or is this the one...
02:15:04.000 I'm not sure.
02:15:06.000 This is the one where Bisping KOs him.
02:15:09.000 Yeah, see right there.
02:15:10.000 Clank.
02:15:10.000 Yeah.
02:15:11.000 Go to the first one, their first fight.
02:15:14.000 Their first fight is the one.
02:15:15.000 He choked him out.
02:15:16.000 He didn't KO him.
02:15:18.000 But he clanged him with the question mark kick.
02:15:22.000 Yeah, don't go with KO. Versus Bisping won.
02:15:27.000 Yeah, guillotine.
02:15:28.000 Here it is.
02:15:32.000 You got jacked.
02:15:34.000 Yeah, this is some guy holding up a camera.
02:15:35.000 I did it, man!
02:15:38.000 The UFC takes a lot of those things down, I think.
02:15:41.000 Rockhold, guillotine, choke, first time Bisping taps.
02:15:43.000 Yeah, this is it, because he was wearing a beard at the time.
02:15:47.000 Interesting that they fought two times, you know?
02:15:50.000 And then Rockwell thought it was going to be an easy fight the second time and he got fucked up.
02:15:57.000 I think it's...
02:15:59.000 Right before that?
02:16:01.000 I don't know.
02:16:02.000 It's hard to tell.
02:16:04.000 But anyway, it's such an unusual movement.
02:16:08.000 What is this?
02:16:09.000 Just a bunch of highlights?
02:16:10.000 There it is right there.
02:16:11.000 But they don't show the whole kick.
02:16:12.000 They just show the actual end of it as it's landing.
02:16:16.000 Eh, whatever.
02:16:18.000 You don't have to show it.
02:16:19.000 Point being, Holly has got one of the best.
02:16:22.000 She's interesting because she's a combination of a boxer.
02:16:26.000 She was like a world champion boxer.
02:16:28.000 I think like 18-time world champion boxer.
02:16:31.000 But she also has, like, traditional karate techniques.
02:16:33.000 She throws, like, a lot of side kicks and, like, these weird round kicks.
02:16:37.000 Yeah, she ki-eyes when she throws shots.
02:16:40.000 Yeah, there it is.
02:16:41.000 Cuck-clang!
02:16:42.000 Bang.
02:16:43.000 Yeah, and that was after Betch Cohea was kind of like taunting her.
02:16:47.000 Yeah.
02:16:48.000 Boink.
02:16:48.000 Whoopsies.
02:16:49.000 Yeah.
02:16:49.000 That high kick, man.
02:16:50.000 That left high kick.
02:16:51.000 That's her highlight reel move, man.
02:16:53.000 That's the one that separated Ronda Rousey.
02:16:55.000 So did you get any crap for our arsonist video for me and me fighting Ronda Rousey?
02:17:02.000 No, nothing.
02:17:04.000 Good.
02:17:04.000 No.
02:17:05.000 Good.
02:17:05.000 No one gave me a hard time.
02:17:06.000 You know, I don't really know Holly or any of these guys, and they were the Fantastic Five in there.
02:17:12.000 I wasn't sure, like, I might come out like, you didn't realize I was the most Trump supporter?
02:17:16.000 Like, oh, crap.
02:17:17.000 No, everybody thought it was funny.
02:17:19.000 Like, it didn't...
02:17:20.000 You got away with that one.
02:17:23.000 But maybe now that we're talking about it, people are going to review it.
02:17:26.000 Because the standards over the last two months have probably changed.
02:17:29.000 And people have decided more things are offensive now than were then.
02:17:32.000 Yeah, hurry up, get on that, because, you know...
02:17:35.000 Yeah.
02:17:35.000 Yell at me about that.
02:17:36.000 People are super uptight about what is offensive and what isn't offensive, and it moves.
02:17:41.000 It moves like the tide.
02:17:43.000 It comes in, it comes out.
02:17:45.000 There it is.
02:17:45.000 You can play it.
02:17:47.000 Want to play the whole thing?
02:17:48.000 How many minutes is it?
02:17:51.000 Four minutes?
02:17:52.000 I don't know.
02:17:54.000 But victorious and with my junk intact.
02:17:58.000 We know how good Ronda is.
02:18:00.000 This could be epic.
02:18:03.000 That was Joe Rogan.
02:18:07.000 Not to be confused with Conor McGregor.
02:18:10.000 You gave Ronda Rousey a very manly appearance.
02:18:12.000 I did nothing of the sort.
02:18:17.000 What's going on here?
02:18:18.000 This fat person.
02:18:20.000 Having a lunch.
02:18:22.000 It's a specific diet.
02:18:31.000 For people at home, we're watching animation, if you're just listening.
02:18:36.000 Rhonda's hitting the speed bag right now, looking very angry.
02:18:41.000 Mainer's taking steroids.
02:18:43.000 Mainer's shooting steroids into his fat ass.
02:18:46.000 Because I don't want to lose my junk.
02:18:48.000 I like how you have tits.
02:18:50.000 I know.
02:18:51.000 Why'd you decide to have tits?
02:18:53.000 I have tits.
02:18:55.000 Do you have a problem with tits?
02:18:57.000 No, I don't.
02:18:58.000 Just on men.
02:19:00.000 I feel like it's gender appropriation.
02:19:03.000 It might be.
02:19:04.000 It is.
02:19:05.000 A man with tits?
02:19:06.000 If you don't claim transgender...
02:19:07.000 I got yelled at, like, what do you have against people that are, you know, like, transgender, like, you know, you're giving up your junk if you lose to Rhonda, like, that's a bad thing.
02:19:16.000 It's, okay.
02:19:18.000 In a bet, here's how it works.
02:19:21.000 You have something that you want to hang on to and keep.
02:19:24.000 I have something I want to hang on to and keep, whether it's money or whatever.
02:19:27.000 And the bet is that if you lose, you have to give up the thing that you want to keep.
02:19:31.000 You don't lose a bet and then give up something you were willing to get rid of anyway.
02:19:37.000 Of course.
02:19:38.000 So if you're a person who doesn't want your junk...
02:19:41.000 That's the choice you've made, then don't, you know, that's not really a bet.
02:19:45.000 But if you have a person who wants to hang on to your junk, and you bet your junk away, that's, I want my junk.
02:19:52.000 No disrespect to anybody who does not want their junk.
02:19:54.000 If you want to give away, if you want to cut your shit off, that's fine.
02:19:57.000 I don't care.
02:19:57.000 But I want, I would like to keep my junk.
02:20:00.000 Yeah.
02:20:01.000 As would my wife.
02:20:01.000 My wife wants me to keep my junk.
02:20:03.000 I think that's a really reasonable request.
02:20:07.000 In this video, you made Donald Trump to be a giant monster that must be put down.
02:20:12.000 Trumpzilla.
02:20:13.000 Now, do you worry that what they call now the Kathy Griffin effect could possibly happen when people get a hold of this video?
02:20:20.000 My career was over a long time ago.
02:20:23.000 I don't think her career's over.
02:20:25.000 I just think it's shifted.
02:20:26.000 It's shifted.
02:20:27.000 It's moved to a different place.
02:20:29.000 She's universally hated by the right.
02:20:33.000 She wasn't before.
02:20:34.000 She was just kind of Kathy Griffin.
02:20:37.000 Now she's like enemy of the state.
02:20:40.000 It's just her trying to be relevant and it didn't work.
02:20:42.000 Yeah, exactly, right?
02:20:44.000 That's exactly what it was.
02:20:45.000 Who is this one with the demon?
02:20:47.000 Is that his inner...
02:20:48.000 It was supposed to be Misha Tate, but I was trying to be kind.
02:20:51.000 Oh, so you turned into a demon instead.
02:20:53.000 Yeah.
02:20:54.000 Because she came out and supported Trump.
02:20:56.000 Did she?
02:20:57.000 Yeah, she made some statements around that time.
02:21:01.000 Really?
02:21:02.000 But I was like, you know what?
02:21:04.000 She might have meant something else, so I made them.
02:21:07.000 Because it used to have her name under her there.
02:21:11.000 As the Trump minion.
02:21:13.000 I like how the hair is all crazy.
02:21:16.000 You get underneath the hair, it's like scalp, but it comes over the top and crushes you.
02:21:26.000 From two bald guys.
02:21:28.000 Don't you want to just talk to him about that hair?
02:21:31.000 And go, dude, you are wasting so much time and effort on that disaster.
02:21:35.000 Yeah.
02:21:35.000 You're keeping on top of your head.
02:21:37.000 But it doesn't...
02:21:37.000 Again, it might be just part of the...
02:21:39.000 The thing.
02:21:40.000 It's a part of a thing.
02:21:41.000 Right.
02:21:41.000 Like, just keep that going.
02:21:42.000 Like, the Don King thing.
02:21:43.000 Like, it's all part of...
02:21:45.000 Like, he's got to know people have better haircuts than him, right?
02:21:48.000 Yeah.
02:21:49.000 But he doesn't care.
02:21:50.000 Right.
02:21:50.000 It's maybe part of the whole...
02:21:52.000 If you're going to do it, do it like...
02:21:53.000 Yeah.
02:21:54.000 Make it look like a hat.
02:21:55.000 For real hat.
02:21:56.000 Yeah, it's part of the whole theatrics is spraying everything down and locking it in place.
02:22:01.000 Oh, she got your balls in a jar.
02:22:03.000 That's very triggering.
02:22:05.000 That triggers you?
02:22:06.000 It's problematic.
02:22:11.000 You gotta be careful these days, man.
02:22:13.000 You can't have balls in a jar and make it seem like it's a bad thing if someone identifies with the type of person that wants to have their balls in a jar.
02:22:21.000 How do you feel about transracial people?
02:22:23.000 Meteor.
02:22:25.000 All of you.
02:22:26.000 I need a meteor for all of you.
02:22:28.000 Everybody.
02:22:30.000 Where does it hit?
02:22:32.000 Okay, let's say, if you're God...
02:22:34.000 You're going to make me say where it's going to hit, right?
02:22:36.000 Yeah, where does it go?
02:22:37.000 Where does it go that does the most...
02:22:38.000 How big is it?
02:22:40.000 It's huge.
02:22:41.000 No, five miles long would kill everybody.
02:22:43.000 That's like what killed the dinosaurs.
02:22:45.000 We need like a football field-sized meteor.
02:22:49.000 Like 100 yards.
02:22:51.000 North Pole is not good enough.
02:22:52.000 North Pole is going to cause effects around all of the shores below it.
02:22:57.000 Interesting.
02:22:58.000 Let's look at the world.
02:22:59.000 Where do we hit it?
02:23:00.000 I'm looking at China, bro.
02:23:02.000 I feel like they could take the hit.
02:23:03.000 I feel like they need a solution anyway.
02:23:06.000 They've got a real problem.
02:23:07.000 There's a billion people over there.
02:23:09.000 So you're saying it has to be a populated area.
02:23:11.000 Uh-huh.
02:23:12.000 Yeah, but maybe, like, weird.
02:23:13.000 Like, maybe Yulin, like, right where they eat the dogs.
02:23:16.000 Maybe we go to the dog festival.
02:23:18.000 Just, and then, like, everybody goes, hey, man, maybe you shouldn't eat dogs.
02:23:21.000 God decided to hurl a meteor at all those assholes that are killing people's pets.
02:23:26.000 They're killing people.
02:23:27.000 What if it's five slightly smaller meteors and they hit every, like, most continents?
02:23:32.000 That's not a bad idea, but I think we need one big one, and I think that Yulin takes the hit.
02:23:37.000 I was watching these videos where they were capturing dogs, stealing people's pets, and they're cooking them.
02:23:43.000 It's like, boy.
02:23:46.000 Yeah, let's go there.
02:23:47.000 Let's just put it there.
02:23:47.000 That's the spot.
02:23:48.000 Let's just put it there.
02:23:48.000 Right where they make the dog meat.
02:23:50.000 Like, right as they're cooking up the dog meat.
02:23:52.000 Dog ramen.
02:23:55.000 Speaking of which, I probably should go cook up my dog now.
02:23:58.000 What's that?
02:23:59.000 I took my dog to the groomer.
02:24:01.000 Did you really?
02:24:02.000 Oh, yeah.
02:24:02.000 You took your dog out here?
02:24:04.000 Uh-huh.
02:24:04.000 Did you drive or do you fly?
02:24:06.000 I flew.
02:24:07.000 Do you put your dog in the bottom with the regular dogs?
02:24:10.000 No, she's with me.
02:24:13.000 So she sits with you?
02:24:14.000 Yeah.
02:24:15.000 Now, do you have to make sure that the person next to you isn't gravely allergic to dogs?
02:24:19.000 Does who have to make sure?
02:24:21.000 You.
02:24:21.000 Fuck them.
02:24:22.000 No?
02:24:22.000 Fuck them?
02:24:23.000 But you have to tell the airline, hey, I'm traveling with my emotional support dog because I'm very fragile.
02:24:28.000 I'm traveling with my emotional support dog because, in theory, perhaps this might have happened to someone that we might know.
02:24:34.000 You're getting on an airline and they look at you're paying for a dog to go on the flight, right?
02:24:39.000 I'm paying extra for the dog to go on the flight.
02:24:42.000 Sir, does your dog's thing fit under the seat in front of you?
02:24:46.000 Does it fit?
02:24:47.000 Yes, it's regulation.
02:24:48.000 It's what you want under the seat in front of you.
02:24:50.000 Great.
02:24:51.000 Ooh, your other bag is too big, but that's my carry-on bag.
02:24:58.000 Yeah, but now that you're bringing a dog on, that is your carry-on bag, and that bag you have doesn't fit under the seat in front of you, which is where my dog's gonna be.
02:25:08.000 Right.
02:25:09.000 So what do you do?
02:25:10.000 So you had to check the bag.
02:25:12.000 So you check the bag, and the dog stays under the seat, but the dog doesn't really fit under the seat.
02:25:18.000 Yeah, she's 11 pounds.
02:25:21.000 She's small.
02:25:21.000 But you can't, like, stuff her into that crack where the laptop bag goes.
02:25:25.000 Really?
02:25:25.000 Yeah, she's small.
02:25:26.000 What kind of dog is it?
02:25:27.000 Yorkie.
02:25:28.000 Oh, okay.
02:25:29.000 Yeah.
02:25:30.000 So the point is that if I had a personal item, that goes under the seat in front of me, and the rolling bag goes up in that upper space that you have paid for.
02:25:41.000 Right.
02:25:43.000 But they're telling me, like, no, the dog is now the carry-on bag.
02:25:49.000 So you want me to put my dog in the overhead bin?
02:25:51.000 No, it has to go under the seat in front of you.
02:25:53.000 But you told me that carry-on bags go in the overhead bin.
02:25:56.000 It's all this, like, red tape, catch-22 crap.
02:26:01.000 But is your dog an ESA? Is it an emotional support animal?
02:26:06.000 It can be.
02:26:08.000 Does it have to be?
02:26:09.000 Yeah, because if you have that, then we don't charge you anything, and you can actually bring on all three of those items.
02:26:14.000 Your dog, your carry-on, and your personal item.
02:26:17.000 Bring three bags on if your dog is an emotional support animal.
02:26:20.000 So, if you're not fucked up...
02:26:21.000 So, luckily for me, I can't Fly without my dog.
02:26:26.000 Oh, okay.
02:26:27.000 I get it.
02:26:28.000 I get it.
02:26:29.000 I think Natasha has that deal, too.
02:26:31.000 Natasha Leggero.
02:26:31.000 She has an emotional support dog.
02:26:33.000 Yeah, that's a gross loophole, and I applaud you for capitalizing on it.
02:26:39.000 It's the way to go.
02:26:41.000 Unless you're sitting next to someone who's, like, terribly allergic.
02:26:43.000 I'm gonna need a moment.
02:26:44.000 I need a moment.
02:26:45.000 Yeah, man.
02:26:45.000 Collect your emotions.
02:26:47.000 The dog's not even here to support you.
02:26:49.000 How do you get through a podcast with the dog?
02:26:52.000 I pretend that the American Werewolf in London was my dog back here.
02:26:58.000 That's a good move.
02:26:59.000 That's a good move.
02:27:00.000 Yeah, you get like a dog by proxy.
02:27:03.000 Yeah.
02:27:04.000 Yeah, it's weird.
02:27:05.000 Isn't it a weird thing?
02:27:05.000 That was never around when we were kids.
02:27:07.000 That's why I had to pull this out.
02:27:08.000 Emotional support dog because you're fucking weak.
02:27:11.000 Your mind is weak and you're fucked.
02:27:15.000 You're fucked.
02:27:16.000 You can't even go to the fucking Starbucks without bringing your dog in with you.
02:27:23.000 I think you're allowed to do that.
02:27:24.000 I mean, I think that's part of it.
02:27:25.000 Like, if you have the paperwork, you can go into places that you're not supposed to have it.
02:27:30.000 There's a restaurant that I go to that one of those ladies used to be hot back in the Disney, and now she used to be on that Desperate Housewives show.
02:27:37.000 Now she's kind of getting up there in the years and getting a little wackier and wackier, I'm sure, as time goes on.
02:27:43.000 She brings in a full-grown golden lab.
02:27:46.000 This silly bitch.
02:27:47.000 This dog is like sitting down where everybody's forks go.
02:27:52.000 It's dirty assholes touching the ground where people accidentally drop their spoon.
02:27:56.000 It's such a big dog.
02:27:58.000 It's so gross.
02:28:00.000 There's like something about a little dog sitting in someone's lap at a restaurant that's like...
02:28:04.000 It seems stupid, but maybe not so bad.
02:28:07.000 But a lab, a fucking 70-pound big-ass dog laying on the ground, and this crazy bitch is putting everybody else, imposing her situation on everybody else.
02:28:19.000 She knows it's nuts.
02:28:20.000 So do you think that people that go down that, and I think actors do this, that go down that hardcore ketogenic...
02:28:28.000 Diet that they cut all the carbs out of their diet and sugars.
02:28:31.000 Do you think if they do it long enough, they start to get a little dingy?
02:28:35.000 It could happen.
02:28:37.000 Definitely, you get the keto flu when you first start out.
02:28:41.000 Yeah, I got that for a minute.
02:28:42.000 That could push people over the top.
02:28:43.000 But you've got to do it smart.
02:28:45.000 You can't work out too hard when you first start doing it, and you've got to take exogenous ketones.
02:28:51.000 That's helped me a tremendous amount.
02:28:52.000 What the fuck?
02:28:55.000 Exogenous ketones, ladies and gentlemen, there's a bunch of different companies.
02:28:59.000 The one I use is called Kegenix.
02:29:01.000 They have a new one called Kegenix Prime.
02:29:03.000 It's apparently even better.
02:29:04.000 But what it is, it's a bunch of amino acids and minerals and stuff that puts your body into a stated ketosis.
02:29:13.000 Okay.
02:29:14.000 And it allows you to balance out.
02:29:17.000 It's very good to balance out.
02:29:20.000 It gives you energy when you're sort of struggling through that keto flu thing.
02:29:24.000 And then eventually your body adapts.
02:29:26.000 Your body gets used to burning fat.
02:29:28.000 And then it just seems like it has more energy when you do that.
02:29:31.000 But for it to really truly be effective, don't you have to kind of work out like two hours a day to really make it flip?
02:29:36.000 No, no, no.
02:29:37.000 You could definitely make it flip without working out that much.
02:29:40.000 You don't have to work out that much.
02:29:41.000 You just, your body has to realize like, okay, carbs aren't coming in.
02:29:44.000 We're going to need to burn fats, which it has as a sort of a go-to way.
02:29:49.000 Like we've been eating fats and people have been relying on fats forever.
02:29:53.000 It's not a negative thing.
02:29:55.000 Like, people have this idea that the brain relies only on glucose.
02:29:57.000 But can you have any kind of carbs at all?
02:29:59.000 You have to get past a certain amount of time?
02:30:00.000 Or, like, these are people who have just given that up forever?
02:30:03.000 No, you can have some carbs.
02:30:04.000 Your body has a certain amount of flexibility to it.
02:30:08.000 But the way they've done it...
02:30:09.000 Well, here's a perfect example of how much biodiversity is.
02:30:13.000 Where it comes to your body's ability to absorb carbohydrates and how it reacts.
02:30:17.000 Rob Wolf, who is a scientist and a big paleo researcher guy, he's got an interesting Instagram page.
02:30:25.000 I think it's Das Rob Wolf.
02:30:28.000 Instagram.
02:30:29.000 But what he does is he'll eat something and he'll have his wife eat something and then they'll do these tests, you know, like blood tests to find out where their ketones are and whether or not they're in a ketogenic state.
02:30:42.000 And his body is like way more fragile in terms of like it's getting knocked off of ketosis than his wife's body.
02:30:48.000 His wife just rebounds better.
02:30:50.000 She has better genetics for it.
02:30:52.000 They obviously live together.
02:30:54.000 They're eating the same foods.
02:30:56.000 There's a lot of variables involved in how your body processes carbs.
02:31:02.000 It's like some people have celiac.
02:31:04.000 Some people are gluten sensitive.
02:31:06.000 Some people have no problem eating a big bowl of rice and they stay in ketosis.
02:31:11.000 And with some people that just knocks them right out of it and their body goes right back to burning carbs.
02:31:15.000 It depends also on how strict you've been in the ketogenic diet and how long you've done it for.
02:31:20.000 But there's a lot of critics of that diet, too.
02:31:22.000 There's a lot of people that cry bullshit on that.
02:31:24.000 I don't know if they're crying.
02:31:26.000 I think some of the people that cry bullshit, though, they don't really have much of a science background, and they're also been shown a certain way.
02:31:33.000 I combine three things.
02:31:34.000 I tried to stick as closely as I could to the ketogenic diet, but it probably wasn't a ketogenic diet.
02:31:39.000 I was just basically making sure that I wasn't eating any sugar, any fruit, any carbs that I know of.
02:31:52.000 Mm-hmm.
02:32:00.000 Well, that's a great combination of mostly ketogenic or ketogenic and the fasting.
02:32:07.000 What you're doing is intermittent fasting by going 14 hours every day without eating.
02:32:13.000 That apparently is a really good protocol for losing weight.
02:32:16.000 I've done it.
02:32:16.000 I like it.
02:32:17.000 I think it makes me feel good, too.
02:32:19.000 It puts your body in a good place.
02:32:20.000 Your body gets accustomed to only eating for eight hours a day.
02:32:24.000 And then the other hours, you just don't eat.
02:32:27.000 Just normal.
02:32:29.000 16 hours, you're just no eating.
02:32:32.000 It's a tough window for most people.
02:32:34.000 It is, but...
02:32:35.000 Especially on the road.
02:32:35.000 I'm like, I'm having to eat after I perform, and it's like, oh, that means I can't eat until afternoon.
02:32:41.000 I don't fuck with it on the road.
02:32:43.000 On the road, the most important thing to me is nutrition, sleep, and recovery.
02:32:47.000 And exercise.
02:32:49.000 If I don't exercise when I'm on the road, I get off.
02:32:52.000 Because, you know, the flying and everything, I feel like your body needs to exert in order to release endorphins and sort of like...
02:32:58.000 As soon as I walked in the door here, I grabbed the kettlebell because I just haven't been able to do any of that stuff for a minute.
02:33:02.000 And so I've been here, been basically on my back for the last three days.
02:33:07.000 I've got some weird stomach thing where...
02:33:10.000 I don't know, a bad piece of baked brie or something, and I felt like knives in my stomach for two days.
02:33:15.000 I was down.
02:33:16.000 Baked brie?
02:33:16.000 Are you blaming it on cheese?
02:33:17.000 I'm blaming it on...
02:33:18.000 I was going to blame it on you, but...
02:33:20.000 Wow, I just got here, though.
02:33:21.000 You can't blame it on me.
02:33:22.000 It's code.
02:33:23.000 Joe Rogan's code for baked brie.
02:33:26.000 I'm going to talk to baked brie again today.
02:33:28.000 Are you one of those raw cheese guys?
02:33:30.000 Do you prefer the raw cheese?
02:33:33.000 I like cheese.
02:33:34.000 I try not to eat a lot of it, just because, again, anything that's too much of anything is too much, so...
02:33:39.000 Yeah, I agree, but what I've found is that raw milk and raw cheese, in particular, both those things, I seem to digest them way easier than I do the pasteurized and homogenized versions.
02:33:49.000 Yeah, I mean, but how are you getting it?
02:33:51.000 Do they actually have that in the U.S.? Oh yeah, you can get raw cheese at Whole Foods.
02:33:56.000 Okay.
02:33:56.000 Yeah, they sell raw cheese.
02:33:57.000 There's so many.
02:33:58.000 Yeah, I can get the foreign.
02:34:01.000 Actually making cheese in the U.S. is an awful hurdle.
02:34:06.000 Is it?
02:34:07.000 Yeah, because they want you to pasteurize everything.
02:34:08.000 Cheese in the U.S. isn't nearly as wonderful and tasty as it is from overseas just because of all the process.
02:34:16.000 If you've actually had raw stuff from a farm, you go, check it out.
02:34:20.000 Dude, I had burrata cheese in Italy, and I was like, how do I get this home?
02:34:24.000 You don't.
02:34:25.000 You move to Italy.
02:34:28.000 Could you even take burrata on an airplane?
02:34:29.000 Would they let you?
02:34:30.000 Doubt it.
02:34:31.000 They might not, right?
02:34:32.000 Smuggle it.
02:34:33.000 Well, I had a friend who was French, and he came over from...
02:34:36.000 You're picturing it right now, right?
02:34:37.000 A little balloona.
02:34:39.000 I had a friend who was French, and he came over from France, and he had to hide his cheese, because he had raw cheese.
02:34:43.000 He had to hide it in his luggage.
02:34:45.000 So he had to, like, fold it up inside his pants, like these bricks of wheels of cheese.
02:34:50.000 He had to, like, put his pants...
02:34:51.000 Stuff it in his luggage to hide cheese.
02:34:54.000 Did he make it back in?
02:34:55.000 He made it back in.
02:34:57.000 What's his name in his ass dress?
02:34:59.000 I can't tell you.
02:35:00.000 He actually moved back to France.
02:35:01.000 He's like, fuck this place.
02:35:03.000 But when he lived here, they used to make this raw cheese and charcuterie plate.
02:35:11.000 They would cook raw cheese and melt it on different smoked meats.
02:35:15.000 I forget the name of the dish, but it was sensational.
02:35:20.000 And they would eat it with sauerkraut.
02:35:24.000 The art of eating.
02:35:25.000 Yeah.
02:35:25.000 The art of eating and food.
02:35:27.000 It's a real art, right?
02:35:29.000 Yeah.
02:35:29.000 Yeah.
02:35:30.000 I think the trick when you get into that, you start getting into that gluttonous activity with your world.
02:35:38.000 It's the moderation part because you get caught up in like more is better and cramming it in and just being able to slow down and actually enjoy those experiences without just...
02:35:48.000 Without going full-blown Gerard Depardieu.
02:35:51.000 If you put like a plate of prosciutto in front of me, I'm fucked for a week because I'll eat all of it.
02:35:56.000 I will too.
02:35:57.000 I eat that stuff a lot because it's healthy.
02:36:00.000 It's like if you get like real good, naturally cured, you get a lot of healthy fats from it.
02:36:05.000 It's a great way to, it's got a little package of protein.
02:36:09.000 You know, you just open it up and dig in there.
02:36:11.000 It's a good ketogenic snack.
02:36:13.000 I did that one.
02:36:15.000 Yeah.
02:36:16.000 I always recommend Mark Sisson's book, The Primal Blueprint.
02:36:20.000 And he's the guy, though, that came on the podcast, and apparently he's incorrect about some wine stuff.
02:36:25.000 Oh, yes.
02:36:26.000 Yeah, what did he say?
02:36:27.000 He was talking about chemicals that are in wine, and he made some mistakes, right?
02:36:31.000 Well, I think...
02:36:32.000 There's a lot of misconceptions about winemaking, commercial, large-scale winemaking.
02:36:38.000 I've seen a lot of things happen in cellars, large-scale cellars, that are not cutting corners.
02:36:43.000 There's just a lot of things that they have to do.
02:36:45.000 But there's this idea that there's all these things that we're adding...
02:36:49.000 To our wines.
02:36:51.000 Right, they give you headaches and fuck you up.
02:36:53.000 Yeah, so in our vineyard we do have copper sprays and things that are kind of, we're avoiding frost or we're avoiding bunch rot.
02:37:01.000 Copper sprays?
02:37:02.000 Yeah, it's a long story.
02:37:05.000 But, you know, it's organic stuff we're trying to do.
02:37:09.000 So it's actual copper?
02:37:10.000 I'm not sure if it's actual copper or not.
02:37:13.000 I would imagine it's, no.
02:37:15.000 Huh.
02:37:16.000 I don't know.
02:37:16.000 Okay.
02:37:17.000 I don't know the answer to that.
02:37:18.000 But that's just inorganic?
02:37:20.000 There's some things you're doing in the vineyard that are kind of organic practices that are acceptable.
02:37:27.000 But one of the things, when the fruit actually gets to the winery, I'm inoculating it with a packaged yeast.
02:37:38.000 So something that might be an isolated strain from Barolo or from Tuscany.
02:37:43.000 But other than that, at the end of the process, we'll add KMS, an SO2 solution to stabilize the wine and keep it bottled so it's safe in the bottle.
02:37:54.000 What does KMS stand for?
02:37:56.000 Sulfur.
02:37:56.000 We're adding sulfites to the wine.
02:37:59.000 But wine itself actually produces those byproducts.
02:38:03.000 We're just escalating it to make sure that this wine can make it on a truck to New Jersey or to whatever, and they blow off.
02:38:11.000 They go away.
02:38:12.000 But that's it.
02:38:13.000 That's all we're putting in.
02:38:15.000 Yeah, it basically just kind of preserves it.
02:38:17.000 And some places that are paranoid about where that wine is going and how long it's going to be sitting in a truck and maybe it's not going to be refrigerated, they're probably adding a little bit too much.
02:38:27.000 And there are some places that are actually adding, you know, other weird stuff, you know, enzymes and stuff into their wines.
02:38:34.000 In the process.
02:38:35.000 But in my cellar, it's basically, it's the yeast holes, it's the yeast, and at the end it's SO2. We're not doing any other weird additives.
02:38:45.000 So the idea that there's like all these chemicals and all these extra things we're jamming into our wines is ridiculous.
02:38:51.000 So it's just a misconception?
02:38:53.000 I think so, yeah.
02:38:54.000 Are there any wine companies that do that?
02:38:56.000 Yeah, I'm sure.
02:38:57.000 Yeah, there's a lot of stuff.
02:38:58.000 People are adding, you know, they're adding what they call mega purple.
02:39:01.000 They're adding like tannins and they're adding color.
02:39:04.000 Oh, so mega purple?
02:39:05.000 They're adding like weird nutrients on this end and we're adding, you know, weird nutrients on that end and some nitrogen on this end.
02:39:11.000 They're adding a lot of extra stuff in the process that, you know, I don't do because we're doing very small batches of things.
02:39:19.000 I mean, they don't have to alert people what they're putting in either.
02:39:21.000 I mean, it's just wine.
02:39:22.000 You get a bottle of wine, you assume it's just wine.
02:39:25.000 Yeah, and I think that's changing.
02:39:27.000 I think the FDA is threatening to stick their nose into wineries now, which is a pain in the ass.
02:39:34.000 They want to know where everything's coming from and going to.
02:39:37.000 Really?
02:39:38.000 All the shit that's going on, you can deal with that?
02:39:40.000 The government is going to fix the wine.
02:39:43.000 We're going to come in.
02:39:45.000 Hey, Pussifer, what do you think you're doing with your wine?
02:39:48.000 Just what they've been doing for the last 3,000 years.
02:39:52.000 They were adding husks back then?
02:39:54.000 Really?
02:39:55.000 Did they even know what husks were?
02:39:59.000 Yeah, so, um...
02:40:03.000 So when you're adding this stuff to the wine and you say that it burns off, like you're adding sulfites or sulfates?
02:40:10.000 Sulfur.
02:40:11.000 You're adding sulfur just as a preservative.
02:40:13.000 And it burns off.
02:40:13.000 Is there an ideal...
02:40:15.000 It blows off, I should say.
02:40:16.000 Okay.
02:40:16.000 When you bottle a wine, is there an ideal time after you bottle that wine where it should be consumed?
02:40:25.000 I mean you can bottle it the minute you can open it the minute it's bottle if you want to if you want to open it up right away.
02:40:30.000 But is there a where like does the like when we drank that wine from like 1924 or whatever the fuck it was is that good or is that different?
02:40:39.000 I mean, it's like if you have a wine that comes out...
02:41:01.000 The storage of it, the cork, how that went.
02:41:05.000 There's so many, so many, so many variables.
02:41:07.000 But when you're talking about the track record of a particular site and a producer, there are wines that you just expect.
02:41:17.000 If I'm going to buy this Latour, I'm going to buy this fine Burgundy, you expect that that wine has been held to a standard for a long period of time, like throughout decades, millennia.
02:41:30.000 They have been consistent.
02:41:32.000 So you expect that I should be able to lay this wine down for 50 years and it should be okay.
02:41:38.000 It'll be different in 50 years, provided none of those other variables, like somebody didn't pull it out and leave it on the counter in the sun for a week and then put it back in the cellar and 50 years later you open it and it's crap.
02:41:51.000 Right.
02:41:51.000 That's all it would take, huh?
02:41:53.000 Yeah.
02:41:53.000 Is it heat or sun itself?
02:41:57.000 It could be cold.
02:41:58.000 It could be something that gets too cold.
02:42:00.000 It gets too dry.
02:42:01.000 The cork dries out.
02:42:02.000 It leaks.
02:42:03.000 Oxygen gets in.
02:42:04.000 Heat is your enemy.
02:42:05.000 Cold is your enemy.
02:42:07.000 Oxygen is your enemy.
02:42:08.000 So as long as it's treated correctly, it could last a long time and it'll just change and be different.
02:42:13.000 It'll evolve over time.
02:42:15.000 And there's definitely an arc to it.
02:42:17.000 There's definitely like, okay, that particular wine was ready.
02:42:20.000 There's a peak.
02:42:22.000 They should have drank it right then.
02:42:24.000 How do you know?
02:42:24.000 Do you know from reading, like, articles?
02:42:28.000 Again, it's, you know, it's...
02:42:31.000 That's why some guys buy a case or two cases of a wine that they know they're going to like, and they're trying them over time, and they're figuring it out.
02:42:39.000 And then they'll have that wine, and they'll go, hey, guys, I just had the tenth bottle of wine from those 24 bottles, and it's starting to go over the hill.
02:42:51.000 So there's a little forum or somebody calling each other back and forth going, hey, I think this particular wine has seen its best day.
02:43:00.000 And they'll get back online and somebody will go, no, mine's fine.
02:43:03.000 There'll be arguments about that.
02:43:05.000 But generally speaking, it's that communication of guys saying...
02:43:08.000 That's interesting.
02:43:09.000 So it requires a community of knowledgeable people to communicate about it.
02:43:15.000 I have a buddy of mine who's a fucking total wine nut.
02:43:18.000 He invited me to his birthday party, and it was a wine-tasting birthday party.
02:43:22.000 And they were all sitting around, and they would judge the wine afterwards.
02:43:27.000 It's very oaky.
02:43:29.000 There's hints of tannin.
02:43:30.000 And I'd be like, what in the fuck are you guys taking?
02:43:32.000 And one of them that they didn't like, they're like, this one's corked.
02:43:35.000 I think this one's corked.
02:43:36.000 I was like...
02:43:37.000 This one's my favorite.
02:43:38.000 Yeah.
02:43:39.000 I really like this one.
02:43:40.000 You tell me it's bad?
02:43:41.000 It says, bad?
02:43:41.000 Like, how's it bad?
02:43:42.000 Like, how do you know it's bad?
02:43:43.000 Like, it seems like it's corked.
02:43:47.000 Does that drive you crazy?
02:43:49.000 It drives me crazy, yeah.
02:43:51.000 So there's like a level of pretentiousness that's acceptable.
02:43:54.000 Yeah, again, everybody wants to, everybody's trying to find their way in life and try to find what makes them better than or different than or separates them or elevates them.
02:44:03.000 His palate's amazing.
02:44:04.000 His palate is incredible.
02:44:05.000 He's going to be able to tell.
02:44:07.000 When he ties in and he gets some fat ass Orson Welles dude sitting there.
02:44:13.000 Yeah.
02:44:14.000 After a couple glasses, if that thing's not really corked, I'm drinking it.
02:44:20.000 Yeah, right?
02:44:21.000 Especially after a couple glasses.
02:44:22.000 Yeah.
02:44:23.000 In the olden days, they used to drink wine because water would go bad, right?
02:44:27.000 Yeah, well...
02:44:29.000 Still water, sit around, bacteria growth.
02:44:32.000 Yeah, still water, but also, you know, if you have in a situation where you have, like New Orleans, complete devastation of the water table, there's like decomposing bodies everywhere, and you can't drink the groundwater,
02:44:47.000 you can't trust what's coming out of your well.
02:44:50.000 Yeah.
02:44:51.000 Fermented juice is what you...
02:44:55.000 We drink because it's safe because it's gone through a fermentation process, a process of purification, just like vodka, the water of life.
02:45:01.000 It's the water that doesn't freeze, so you can go through the tundra.
02:45:04.000 If you try to eat snow, you're going to freeze to death.
02:45:07.000 If you try to melt the snow you're building, if you do have a fire, but the actual water of vodka doesn't freeze, then you can actually survive.
02:45:15.000 You have to have water while you're walking through this frozen tundra.
02:45:19.000 And you get the benefit of being drunk all the time.
02:45:21.000 Drunk as fuck in a snowbank.
02:45:22.000 Yeah, like Vikings, they had a big-ass leather sack full of wine.
02:45:26.000 They were always hammered.
02:45:27.000 No wonder why they had such ridiculous behavior.
02:45:31.000 They were drunk all the time, right?
02:45:33.000 Eating mushrooms and drinking.
02:45:35.000 Yeah, mead.
02:45:36.000 That's wine, or that's beer that's made out of honey.
02:45:39.000 Yeah, honey, wine, beer.
02:45:42.000 Yeah, honey's a weird preservative, right?
02:45:44.000 Because it doesn't go bad, ever.
02:45:46.000 Yeah, I like it.
02:45:47.000 Yeah, you could take things in honey, you stuff them in honey, and they just stay good.
02:45:51.000 They think that's one of the things that led to...
02:45:53.000 Like my iPhone 5. Does it work good on honey?
02:45:56.000 What do you mean?
02:45:56.000 It's still preserved.
02:45:57.000 It doesn't look any different.
02:45:59.000 You still use an iPhone 5?
02:46:00.000 You're one of those guys?
02:46:01.000 Nah, it's an iPhone 6. I'm just kidding, man.
02:46:03.000 But you have a port for the headphones.
02:46:07.000 Headphone port.
02:46:08.000 Is that where you stop changing?
02:46:10.000 Yeah.
02:46:10.000 That's where we draw the line?
02:46:11.000 I draw the line on the headphone port.
02:46:13.000 A lot of people do.
02:46:14.000 They're like, that's where I draw the line.
02:46:17.000 So mead...
02:46:18.000 I'd read something where they were speculating that one of the conversions from mushroom culture to mead culture...
02:46:25.000 They think that we used to be...
02:46:27.000 The intoxicants were primarily psychedelic, and then they went to alcohol at some point in human history.
02:46:35.000 And that might have coincided with people trying to preserve mushrooms in honey.
02:46:40.000 And then they produce some sort of a honey mushroom.
02:46:44.000 Chemical reaction where the honey actually fermented.
02:46:46.000 Yeah.
02:46:47.000 And then people started drinking mead and then mead culture changed the way people, alcohol culture, which is like a regressive, you know, losing inhibitions, wild culture.
02:46:58.000 Is there any movement to bring back those leather wine sacks?
02:47:02.000 You know, what are those things called?
02:47:04.000 Those things that the Vikings had?
02:47:07.000 You know those?
02:47:08.000 Yeah.
02:47:09.000 Carry them around, those leather sacks?
02:47:10.000 A bladder.
02:47:11.000 Yeah.
02:47:12.000 A wine bladder.
02:47:14.000 Any benefit to drinking your wine out of one of those?
02:47:16.000 It just looks good.
02:47:17.000 I need you to roll into an Augustine wine bar with a fucking bladder and a fucking horned helmet.
02:47:23.000 Right.
02:47:24.000 Drink your ale from one of those big-ass bullhorn things.
02:47:27.000 Yeah.
02:47:28.000 I mean, does anybody serve wine out of a leather thing?
02:47:32.000 I would feel like that's the next Mumford& Sons type thing to do.
02:47:36.000 Well, they do growlers, so if you walk into a beer bar, I think they allow you to bring in, if it's measured out, what that volume is, and you can refill your growler with beer.
02:47:50.000 Right.
02:47:50.000 I think some places do the same with wine.
02:47:52.000 The big issue is labeling.
02:47:56.000 So like, you know, the TTP gets all weird and the liquor department gets all weird because like, well, the bottle has all the labeling on it that I need to make sure that you're, are you pregnant?
02:48:04.000 Right.
02:48:04.000 Because there's a warning on here about that.
02:48:06.000 So if you're just coming in and filling your growler with wine, I think the assumption is that at some point you, you know...
02:48:14.000 Violate the law.
02:48:15.000 Yeah, I don't know.
02:48:16.000 Or not.
02:48:16.000 I don't know.
02:48:17.000 It seems kind of weird to me.
02:48:18.000 Yeah, just fill up.
02:48:19.000 Just let the guy fill up his thing.
02:48:20.000 Have you ever thought about experimenting with like a leather bladder for your wine to see if it influences the taste?
02:48:26.000 We did one for, not a leather one, but did like a plastic one for...
02:48:30.000 We do a wine garden.
02:48:33.000 What do you got there?
02:48:34.000 That's the bladder.
02:48:35.000 It was the Rock on the Range.
02:48:36.000 Yeah, the Rock on the Range.
02:48:38.000 We did it at Aftershock.
02:48:42.000 We had like a wine, a Caduceus American wine booth.
02:48:44.000 We did one down in Florida for a couple of those festivals.
02:48:47.000 And does it affect the taste at all being in that?
02:48:50.000 Yeah, I mean, well, you're in the middle of a field with a bunch of shitty bands playing.
02:48:54.000 It's going to taste different, you know?
02:48:55.000 It's just, it's hot and you're annoyed.
02:48:59.000 So, yeah, it's going to taste different.
02:49:01.000 You're going to drink it because you're annoyed.
02:49:03.000 Right.
02:49:03.000 Do you have recommended temperatures that your wine should be stored or served at?
02:49:07.000 Yeah, I mean, just normal cellaring.
02:49:12.000 It'd be nice if you could put it at like 50 degrees in your wine cellar.
02:49:18.000 Good spot for it.
02:49:20.000 45 degrees.
02:49:22.000 That's what you want?
02:49:22.000 But you don't want to put it in your fridge because it's going to get too cold.
02:49:25.000 It will?
02:49:26.000 Yeah.
02:49:26.000 If you're going to drink it fairly right away, if you go to the store and you're going to get a bottle of wine, you want to cram it in the fridge for the day to open it up that night, that's fine.
02:49:34.000 But if you store your wine in the fridge, that's a little too cold.
02:49:37.000 Oh.
02:49:38.000 To be storing it.
02:49:39.000 I've done that before.
02:49:40.000 It's better than leaving it out, you know, on top of your fridge where it's going to get baked.
02:49:44.000 So it's kind of like way out your...
02:49:46.000 So if your house is 70 degrees, you shouldn't just leave it in your house?
02:49:50.000 Um, you can as long as it's gonna maintain 70. It's like when you go to a supermarket, though, and they have those like...
02:49:57.000 It's all sitting there, isn't it?
02:49:58.000 Yeah, they're not doing anything about that.
02:50:00.000 Why are you buying wine at a supermarket?
02:50:01.000 I don't know where else to buy it.
02:50:02.000 Where should I go?
02:50:03.000 A nice wine shop that's gonna...
02:50:05.000 It's so pretentious.
02:50:06.000 It's like going to one of those cigar bars, dealing with those guys.
02:50:09.000 Same thing.
02:50:10.000 It is.
02:50:10.000 I agree.
02:50:11.000 It's from Nicaragua.
02:50:13.000 Smell this cigar.
02:50:14.000 It's from Nicaragua.
02:50:17.000 Well, this producer uses a lot of natural fermentation and they, you know, they definitely do it, you know, with their feed and like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
02:50:24.000 Dorks.
02:50:25.000 Baseball card dorks.
02:50:26.000 They're the same person.
02:50:27.000 Yeah, they're just going after wine instead of baseball cards.
02:50:30.000 Can I just have the fucking wine?
02:50:32.000 Yeah.
02:50:33.000 Give me a Negromadella and a lime and a bag of chips.
02:50:35.000 Ooh, Negromadella.
02:50:36.000 That's a good one.
02:50:37.000 Oh.
02:50:39.000 A bag of lime and chips?
02:50:41.000 A little lime, a little lime juice, and then a bag of chips.
02:50:45.000 Ooh, yeah.
02:50:46.000 And a Maduro, like a dark cigar.
02:50:50.000 For the snack, let's do this.
02:50:52.000 Get yourself some chicharrones.
02:50:54.000 What is that?
02:50:56.000 Pork rinds.
02:50:57.000 Oh, okay.
02:50:57.000 Ooh, pork rinds.
02:50:58.000 I like them at a gas station.
02:50:59.000 A little bit of sour cream and a little bit of Valentino hot sauce on that.
02:51:05.000 You got cold, you got heat, you got crunch, you got salt, you got sweet from the cream.
02:51:11.000 Now are you one of those guys that will not drink a red wine with fish?
02:51:15.000 I'll drink, I don't, yeah.
02:51:18.000 I don't abide by those rules.
02:51:21.000 I've had red wines that go with all things and white wines that go with all things.
02:51:26.000 I'll try all of them.
02:51:27.000 But if the experience isn't working, I'll shift gears.
02:51:32.000 But I won't be afraid.
02:51:34.000 I won't go with a set rule going in.
02:51:37.000 There used to be a hard, fast rule, right?
02:51:40.000 Was it?
02:51:40.000 Yeah, kind of.
02:51:41.000 In general.
02:51:42.000 I think it's just more something to talk about at the grocery store.
02:51:47.000 Mmm.
02:51:47.000 So it's like a fetish.
02:51:48.000 I'm having this for dinner.
02:51:50.000 What should I have?
02:51:51.000 Hmm.
02:51:52.000 I think a red wine.
02:51:53.000 Like a pairing.
02:51:54.000 A good pairing.
02:51:55.000 A pair of these.
02:51:56.000 Some restaurants have a pairing with each selection.
02:51:59.000 And very rarely do you have a white wine with a bloody steak.
02:52:03.000 I do.
02:52:04.000 I'll do it.
02:52:05.000 Do you?
02:52:05.000 You're crazy.
02:52:05.000 You're living on the edge, though.
02:52:06.000 I'm on the edge.
02:52:07.000 You're out there, man.
02:52:08.000 Right on the edge of the earth where it goes off.
02:52:11.000 Dude, we did three hours already.
02:52:13.000 It's already gone by.
02:52:14.000 Alright.
02:52:14.000 Isn't that nuts?
02:52:15.000 Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
02:52:16.000 How the fuck does that happen?
02:52:18.000 Got a workout in.
02:52:19.000 Went over here and did your stretchy things in the back there.
02:52:21.000 Oh, did you?
02:52:22.000 Yeah.
02:52:22.000 That thing with the back thing is amazing.
02:52:24.000 Yeah, I didn't do the one with the weights.
02:52:25.000 I just did the one we hang upside down.
02:52:27.000 That one with the weight.
02:52:27.000 I'll show it to you after we're done with this.
02:52:29.000 That thing is the shit.
02:52:30.000 Everybody should have one of those just for back maintenance.
02:52:33.000 Yeah.
02:52:33.000 It's goddamn epic.
02:52:34.000 It just looks like it had too much weight on it.
02:52:36.000 No, it's not that heavy.
02:52:37.000 It seems like it, but it's light.
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