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00:00:04.000Okay, so, I'm on my way over here, and I'm listening to this new Radiolab podcast, and they're talking about this new technology that's available, and I'm like, this is the perfect thing to be listening to right when I'm coming to hang out with Eddie Bravo.
00:00:30.000They can do it with 20, they prefer to do it with 40. 40 minutes of recorded audio of you talking.
00:00:35.000Then they run it through this machine and they can have you say words you've never said.
00:00:40.000They can have you make sounds that you've never made in those sentences.
00:00:45.000That's so like you can have a sentence that yeah, like you can have a sentence that says like Hey Joe, you want to get something to eat after the podcast and they can intersect hey Joe I got a bunch of transgender hookers and some heroin you want to get something to eat and go hang out with them after the podcast And it would sound exactly like what you said.
00:01:06.000It would sound exactly like your own words.
00:01:09.000But I'm sure there's going to be experts that can analyze it and go, this is a fraud.
00:01:49.000You know, it's not flowing together, right.
00:01:51.000But apparently they're able to break down faces to the point where, say, they were saying that, like, if Jennifer Aniston goes to China and she does a commercial for something...
00:02:00.000What they can do is have Jennifer Anderson talk for a period of time and they figure out how her voice moves and they take all these images of her face and they can manipulate it so accurately they can have someone speak in Mandarin Chinese with all the different sounds they make and they could sync up her lips and her movement and the movement of her face to what it would look like if she was making those actual sounds.
00:02:25.000So then they can have a voice, like a Mandarin-speaking woman, who could speak in Chinese, and you would see the exact correct movements from Jennifer Aniston's mouth.
00:04:08.000Because the Radiolab podcast talked to the technologists, and they confronted her with it.
00:04:13.000And it's very uncomfortable to watch this lady be confronted with the idea, like, what if this is used for evil?
00:04:18.000Like, what if it's used for fake news?
00:04:20.000And you can tell that they're not even thinking about that hardly.
00:04:23.000All they're trying to do is figure out how to do something that nobody else can do.
00:04:28.000Like, when someone comes up with a technology, if you can come up with some sort of a voice-manipulating technology like that, Or a visual manipulating technology.
00:04:37.000You've got to realize there's a bunch of other people that are probably closing in on something like that, too.
00:04:40.000And it becomes this mad race to get something done and to make a shit ton of money.
00:04:45.000If you have something like that, that could be potentially worth, who knows, ungodly sums of money.
00:04:51.000I'm just trying to figure out a way you could use that for good.
00:05:05.000And you could have a 3D technology, perhaps, or a virtual reality technology, where you're hanging out, having a fucking conversation with Einstein.
00:05:19.000Step two is some sort of a neural interface with virtual reality, where instead of just looking at it through goggles, it's going into your mind in some sort of a way.
00:05:29.000It's interfacing with the very neurons and your visual cortex.
00:05:33.000It's showing you images that you wouldn't really be seeing.
00:05:37.000For sure it would be great for brainwashing, though, right?
00:05:50.000The one thing that might be fascinating about it is, there's going to be no control.
00:05:55.000Like, everyone's going to be able to eventually use something like this.
00:05:58.000And they said that it would require, like, painstaking, step-by-step, a person going over the data to see if they could figure out what was manipulated.
00:06:08.000And they think they could find, like, 75% of the ones that have been manipulated right now.
00:06:33.000Look for some sort of evidence that it's been manipulated by a digital source or by some sort of a digital control, a phone or a computer or something like that.
00:07:26.000Well, I don't know if they do or don't, but the craziest one is Michael Collins, because Michael Collins, you can prove it.
00:07:31.000The Gemini 15 picture, they took a test photo of him in some sort of a warehouse where they would strap him up with a harness and they're showing him how to utilize this equipment.
00:07:41.000And then they blacked all that shit out and reversed the image and tried to pretend he was doing a spacewalk.
00:08:13.000You can tell he's in a harness, there's a bunch of equipment around, and he's hanging onto this thing and they're pulling him with this harness that he's attached to.
00:08:21.000And then the next one, it says it's a spacewalk.
00:09:46.000There's very little money to be made of debunking things.
00:09:48.000It's not the motivation for doing it when you're a multi-millionaire from video games I mean he made a shit ton of money from from selling video games He was like some sort of a programmer in video games and then he has a good time debunking things But he has an official story mentality is what I would call it where no matter what like there's people that are objective and there's people that are debunkers and he's a debunker and And it doesn't necessarily mean he's wrong about a lot of stuff,
00:10:16.000but it does mean that he goes into things with the intention to debunk and the intention to almost always gravitate towards an official story.
00:11:35.000Richard Gage, he's one of them, and he didn't know anything about, he thought it wasn't an inside job.
00:11:41.000It took him years, and then he didn't really know about Tower 7. Most of them don't know about Tower 7. What he does now, he discovered it, and what he does now is just go from convention to convention, sitting 15 architects down at a time, and boom, about 99% of them,
00:12:13.000But people have talked about it enough online to the point where I don't think that's...
00:12:16.000Maybe now more than ever, but still, now more than ever, yes, they go, they hear about that Tower 7 thing, but they don't really know the details.
00:12:22.000They just kind of just know about it, you know?
00:12:24.000Did you ever see the video that shows the full collapse, which takes a lot longer?
00:12:40.000If someone told you there's 85 columns that hold up Tower 7. And if someone told you, if a structural engineer told you, would you think he was crazy or would you believe him?
00:12:53.000If he said, and it makes sense, I mean, it's common sense, the only way you're going to get a building to come down like that, any building, any structure, is you have to blow up all 80 comps at the same time, otherwise it won't go down like that.
00:14:18.000If an engineer told you, a dude who builds skyscrapers told you to your face, like I've been told to my face, they said the only way that thing, and you see it on video, engineer after engineer after engineer, are they all crazy?
00:14:31.000Engineer, engineer after engineer, it's impossible when you look into it.
00:14:35.000It's impossible for a building to collapse like that unless all 80 columns are blown up at the same time.
00:14:41.000We've covered this, but here's the thing.
00:14:43.000I don't know anything about engineering.
00:14:46.000I don't know if you have diesel fires that get out of control, if it weakens the entire structure where it just collapses like that.
00:14:53.000You have guests all the time that are experts in fields that you're not experts in, but when you sit here...
00:15:00.000I find out sometimes they're wrong, too, unfortunately.
00:15:02.000I let a guy ramble about some stuff, and then they find out that they're making some of it up, or that some of it's based on pseudoscience.
00:15:22.000I'm reading right now an article from the Boston Globe that talks about truthers and 9-11 and Richard Gages talked about.
00:15:28.000They might have interviewed him and I'm trying to figure out what they're talking about.
00:15:34.000There's got to be some architects or engineers that have had a conversation or a debate with someone who believes that it couldn't possibly have fallen any other way.
00:15:53.000But if somebody wanted to argue with me about the components and how they worked on a laptop, I would have to let go, wow, you're probably right.
00:16:01.000I'll have to talk to some computer engineer who's going to tell me the actual reality of it.
00:16:05.000I've talked to dudes who build buildings.
00:16:26.000So I don't know where you're getting that number.
00:16:27.000I'm getting it from Richard Gage, who's the head of...
00:16:31.000Architects and engineers for 9-11 Truth, right?
00:16:34.000Yeah, and every year they add another couple hundred, they keep adding.
00:16:37.000But he might be a little biased, right?
00:16:39.000I mean, if he's the head of architects and engineers for 9-11 Truth and he tells you that 90% of the architects and engineers out there think it's an inside job, it might be a little biased.
00:16:47.000I don't know if that's true, and I don't think you do necessarily either.
00:17:50.000If a fire is in a basement and the fire has diesel fuel and it's burning at some insane temperature and there's fucking shitloads of diesel fuel down there.
00:19:52.000It's exciting to think that there's some sort of a gigantic cabal of super geniuses that run the world and they decided to blow up Tower 7. You know what's funny about the moon?
00:23:13.000There's video of them, like, just maybe 100,000 feet in the air, and they're, like, filming it, making it look, you know, they're manipulating.
00:24:07.000What's damning about it is that they've got this camera set up where they're filming the blackness of the interior of the cabin and the circular window.
00:24:15.000And the circular window is supposed to represent earth.
00:24:17.000This little slice of earth with clouds on it and shit.
00:24:44.000This is not going to show the full thing where they pull away and you see the guys manipulating the dampers and pulling the things off the wall.
00:24:50.000And it reveals that they're in low Earth orbit, that they're not really...
00:24:55.000Like, they're really just looking at Hawaii.
00:24:56.000It's like they've got a little hole and they're focusing on a little island.
00:28:05.000Who's the first first man in orbit what's near Gagarin?
00:28:09.000Okay, so go Yuri Gagarin video You can see the video, see he climbs into this thing, he takes off, and then like, see if you can find the first person, like, yeah, staring at him.
00:28:25.000There's a bunch of it where it's like so clearly not really happening.
00:29:20.000It's not like one super genius wants to create something called TV and then they use that TV to manipulate the world.
00:29:27.000What happens is one super genius figures out to take a visual image and project it into millions of different televisions at the same time.
00:29:36.000Hold on a second, because he's a technologist.
00:29:40.000They start broadcasting things through this and then the powers that be Realize what kind of manipulation you could get out of something like that where you could show the news every night and presidential addresses and then they started using it for their own good.
00:29:53.000But it wasn't created to control people's brains.
00:29:56.000It was created because people have this inherent desire to constantly innovate and make better and better shit.
00:30:02.000We don't even know why we do it, but we're fucking obsessed with it.
00:30:05.000So these technologists that create it, they're so far smarter than any of the people that use it and manipulate people.
00:30:11.000The people that create it, the ones that actually understand how to make a digital signal with your phone streamed live into Periscope and a guy who is in New Zealand can look at it in real time while you're talking about something.
00:30:24.000Wouldn't it be a good idea for the Illuminati to seek people like that out and hire them?
00:30:49.000That was the big thing about the Iraq War, right?
00:30:52.000Everybody was terrified of the fact that you had this guy who was the CEO of Halliburton, which is a company that Cleans up after we blow shit up, and that guy becomes the vice president, and then they start getting these giant no-bid contracts to clean shit up after we blow it up.
00:31:09.000The money involved in something like that is insane, right?
00:31:12.000You're talking just hundreds of millions of dollars just flowing like water, right?
00:32:10.000This is some loony fucking left-wing conspiracy theory.
00:32:14.000Yeah, you guys think that the government was in on this and that it was all a scam.
00:32:18.000To hide the fact that they had stolen trillions of dollars, but they really did have a press conference, and it's really available online, and Donald Rumsfeld really does look straight at the camera, and he really does say they're missing trillions of dollars.
00:32:38.000And then the next day, 9-11 hits, A plane or a bomb blows up a small little section of the Pentagon where all the people that are auditing the Pentagon, the accounting office blows up and everyone dies.
00:35:32.000Like, if you were doing business with this organization and then you saw a speech by the chairman of that organization and he just said, we're missing $55 billion, would you still want to do business with this guy?
00:37:25.000Well, there was an article that was written about the idea that our country was going to descend slowly into something that's not a democracy anymore.
00:37:37.000And the argument you would make if you don't have to account for trillions of dollars that you make us pay for, the argument would be that might have already happened.
00:37:46.000If it's all about money and control, what more money are you going to get than six and a half trillion dollars?
00:37:54.000If it's really all just about money and control, that's a shitload of money.
00:38:20.000I understand, but what's crazy is that no one talked here.
00:38:22.000A further mystery is what happened to thousands of documents that should be on file, but aren't.
00:38:27.000The IG study found that DFA, I don't know what that is, did not document or support why the Defense Departmental Reporting System removed at least 16,513 of 1.3 million records during Quarter 3 Fiscal year 2015. As a result,
00:38:47.000the data used to prepare the fiscal year 2015 AGF, I don't know what that is, third quarter and year-end financial statements were unreliable and lacked an adequate audit trail.
00:38:59.000So they just started yanking transactions and deleting them.
00:39:07.000If they have black ops, like what we were talking about before, so if they have like Area 51 Which is like Groom Lake, you know, that whole area in Nevada, where it's illegal to even get close to, where they were supposedly developing stealth bombers and all that shit.
00:39:20.000They did all that stuff out there, right?
00:40:50.000His secrets are that there's millions of people on Venus, there's millions of people on Mars, there's people all over on every planet, and they're just not telling us about that.
00:41:04.000But isn't John Lear, like, do you think that it's possible?
00:41:29.000I was thinking, if I was one of those guys and I was bored, I might just be trolling the fuck out of people, telling them about people on Mars.
00:42:16.000Okay, what I'm saying is that there's things you can't deny.
00:42:20.000And one of the things you can't deny is Bohemian Grove.
00:42:23.000Bohemian Grove is a place where these leaders and these bankers and these elites of the world literally do get together and put on fucking robes, and they get in front of a giant stone owl, and they have a ceremony, and they burn some sticks.
00:43:48.000I know that he had done a bunch of interviews where he talked about being raped a bunch of times when he was young and how fucked up it was.
00:43:55.000I don't know anything other than that.
00:45:02.000The conspiracy theory is that he was involved in stopping, you know how Ashton Kutcher is trying to stop human trafficking, and you know how Corey Feldman, in an interview he said the biggest problem in Hollywood is pedophilia.
00:45:18.000And then there's been several people coming out, and the dude from Lord of the Rings, Elijah Wood, he says it many times, he goes, there's a big problem.
00:45:44.000I don't know if it's true, but it didn't- 800 to a million kids get kidnapped a year, and you know what city- You mean 800,000 to a million?
00:46:19.000How many children are missing in the United States?
00:46:22.000According to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, roughly 800,000 children are reported missing each year in the United States.
00:47:21.000There's so many statistics when it comes to, like, how many people die in car accidents and how many people are murdered and how many people die of cancer and how many people...
00:47:28.000There's a lot of statistics to follow.
00:47:30.000You know when people are, you know, there's been...
00:47:33.000Over time, you know that there's been a few people that have been suicided, but they're really murdered, but they would call it a suicide.
00:47:39.000What were those two recent ones that were connected to Hillary Clinton where people were like, what the fuck?
00:49:16.000For sure, someone, whether it was Nixon or whether it was Theodore Roosevelt or Kennedy, someone at some point in time wanted someone dead.
00:49:38.000If we all agree, and I think every reasonable person would agree, that somewhere in government, somewhere at some point in time, someone has ordered someone killed and got away with it.
00:50:20.000Anytime you do that, if you can do that, if you can press that button and just wipe out a hundred people, including the bad guy, anytime you can do that, well, you just killed a hundred people that didn't do anything wrong.
00:50:32.000Now, how easy is it going to be to kill some people that you think do a little bit wrong?
00:52:54.000And they think that, you know, the conspiracy theory is that they drove him, not only drove him into a tree, but they had set a bomb in his car.
00:53:02.000And that it slammed in, the bomb exploded, and the engine launched.
00:53:20.000Even if the conspiracy theory that every now and then, a politician, someone in power, even maybe an entertainer has someone suicided because they're in the elite, they got all the connections and they can get away with it.
00:53:35.000Even if that's not true, and that's all bullshit, and every suicide generally is a suicide, even though it looks weird, And they make it look like when you watch that movie, the documentary The Clinton Chronicles on YouTube,
00:53:50.000when you watch that, man, man, they make it look obvious to send a message.
00:53:56.000Like, listen, we got the corner in our pocket.
00:54:14.000If you're corrupt and you want to hold on to your power and you want to climb up as high as you can in the political world, that's a great idea, right?
00:56:14.000And they said the official story is from the CPR. He was already dead when they got there, and they break nine ribs during CPR, and there's a gash behind his head.
00:56:23.000There's a gash behind his head when they cut him loose, and he bangs his head off the ground?
00:56:26.000And he's hanging off one of those exercise rubber bands.
00:57:02.000No, he's one of my favorite singers of all time.
00:57:04.000I understand, but if he really did just kill himself, like it seems so disrespectful to speculate that he was murdered because of some conspiracy theory.
00:57:12.000I don't know what the case is, but I don't even want to talk about it.
00:59:22.000People thought that was a boring match, but for me there was tremendous data in MMA. The fact like Damien Mai goes down to 170. At 170 he takes everybody down.
00:59:33.000He's taking college wrestlers down left and right, but could he take down Tyron?
00:59:39.000I thought he was going to hit a wall there, and he did.
00:59:43.000How are you going to take that dude down?
00:59:44.000It's going to be very, very hard to take him down.
00:59:47.000So what I learned from that is, man, you've got to get really good at shooting and doing what Paul Sass is an expert at.
00:59:55.000Paul Sass is the best ever I've ever seen in MMA at making pulling guard option one.
01:00:03.000I always talk about the third option I would want my fighter to have the best stand-up possible the best takedowns possible get on top Grounded pound and submit them beat them on the feet of your beat on beating them, but If you're getting beat on the feet and you can't take the guy down, you better know how to pull guard.
01:00:20.000You've got to know how to drag dudes down unorthodox ways, not just the regular wrestling way, because you're going to hit Tyrod Woodley.
01:00:26.000You've got to throw some Flying Minaris on him.
01:00:28.000You've got to shoot deep enough just to get a slight clinch and have something you're going to jump on, not continue with the traditional wrestling.
01:00:34.000You've got to shoot, pull half guard, just like Andre Galvao did.
01:00:59.000He shot the best he could, and when Tim Sylvia countered, He pulled half guard, he ended up in deep half, and boom, with the momentum, got up!
01:01:10.000Swept him, so it was an indirect, unorthodox takedown is what happened.
01:01:13.000If you shoot, pull guard, and then sweep, that's a takedown.
01:01:49.000I think really what it's going to take with a guy like Tyron Woodley is you're going to have to get a wrestler who's an elite, high-caliber wrestler.
01:01:57.000That's going to be able to figure out how to take him down.
01:01:58.000I don't think like a regular dude like Damien Mai, who's not a regular dude, who's a world-class grappler.
01:02:04.000But did you hear Dominic Cruz's criticism of his takedown attempts?
01:02:08.000That he wasn't following through enough and what he was saying technically was wrong about his approach?
01:02:41.000He clipped him with a huge uppercut in the very first exchange.
01:02:44.000The very first time Damien tried to close the distance, Tyron hit him with a vicious uppercut and he fucked his left eye up.
01:02:50.000Damien's left eye was fucked up from the very first exchange.
01:02:52.000When Damien shot low, Tyron hit him with a hard uppercut and just his eye immediately swole up and it was fucked for the rest of the fight.
01:03:26.000But if I change tactics and make myself more vulnerable, and he said he did get hit by a left hand or a couple left hands that stunned him, I guess his attitude was, look, if this guy wants to win the title, he's gotta come and get it.
01:03:37.000And if he comes get it, I'm gonna knock him the fuck out.
01:03:39.000And if he doesn't come and get it, why would I go after him and put myself out of position?
01:03:45.000I would coach Woodley the exact same way.
01:03:47.000I would be yelling from the corner, just keep doing what you're doing.
01:03:50.000One fucked up exchange and he gets a shot in and takes him down and trips him.
01:03:55.000He tries to get up on his knees, jumps on his back in that little scramble.
01:03:59.000One little scramble like that, You just fucked your whole shit up.
01:04:02.000Damien is not the best puncher in the world, but he's not the worst either.
01:04:08.000If you make a mistake, and if you rush in, and maybe he's reserved more energy than you think he has, and he fires a very fast straight left hand and catches you on the chin, he could fuck you up.
01:05:18.000But even if he did, the problem is Tyron is just so fucking strong and so good at stuffing takedowns and he hits so goddamn hard.
01:05:28.000You have to be on him and you've got to figure out how to actually get him to the ground and have full control of him and good luck with all that.
01:06:08.000He's like, people who can throw high kicks and a lot of head kicks usually don't because they're afraid of going to the ground.
01:06:15.000All the guys that could do that, but guys that want to be on the ground and don't mind being on their back and are dangerous off their back and are known for having a dangerous guard like Noguera, they could throw all the high kicks they want.
01:07:09.000And one of the reasons why his guard is, I mean, one of the reasons why he's so loose with his kicks, because he doesn't mind if you take him down.
01:07:15.000If you take him down, he ties shit up quick.
01:11:03.000See, this Tyron Woodley thing is very tricky because in my mind, I see that he wanted to win the fight, period.
01:11:12.000That is the best way to win the fight.
01:11:13.000If this guy is only offering a certain amount of offense and you could stuff that offense and land your shots and continue to pile up points, which he did, and don't ever put yourself at risk.
01:11:24.000But I also get the Dana White point of view, where he's like, you've got to sell tickets.
01:11:28.000Like, people are paying to see you fight.
01:11:29.000And if people are holding up cell phones and swinging them through the rafters, you know, because everybody's bored because they don't want to watch it anymore.
01:11:36.000And his thought is, look, you've got to sell tickets.
01:11:38.000Hey, who's the greatest takedown artist in UFC history?
01:13:31.000And you've got to think, Robbie Lawler is coming off of five-round war with Rory McDonald, five-round war with Carlos Condit, war with Johnny Hendricks, war, war, war, war.
01:13:58.000I felt like a lot of people disagreed with that decision, but I felt like I gave Robby the first round because he jumped all over Cowboy in the beginning.
01:14:05.000I think it was enough to win the round, although I think Cowboy was getting the better of the exchanges towards the end.
01:14:11.000I still think the volume of it and the impact went to Robby.
01:14:14.000The second round went to Cowboy pretty big.
01:14:17.000Then Robbie rallied in the third round, and I think he dominated the third round, and I think he hurt Cowboy a few times.
01:14:22.000I think that would have been an amazing five-round fight.
01:14:25.000That would have been an incredible fight.
01:14:25.000I don't even remember who won the fight.
01:16:29.000According to Ray Longo and Matt Serra, they're like, Chris is on the big side of 85. He could easily be on the small side of 205. What do you think about these new weight classes?
01:16:40.000The athletic commissions, now they're going to add 65, 75, 95, and I think 220. Was it 225, too?
01:27:56.000Apparently, there was an article written where they went to visit him in Panama, and he took a cat, and he picked it up by the tail and smashed it against a wall.
01:28:20.000I don't know if this story might be bullshit, but I'm like, if he was that crazy, you know, living on the streets in Panama, like becoming this savage boxer, he was so good too, man.
01:29:41.000In championship fights, it happened often, right?
01:29:43.000Almost always, whether a guy got knocked out or TKO'd or submitted or lost a decision, I would interview the winner and I would interview the loser.
01:30:13.000And I'm telling you, that dude had no idea what I was talking about.
01:30:16.000And I remember saying to the production team at the time, I was like, man, I don't think we should interview guys after they get knocked out like that.
01:30:26.000And then the one time it happened again was with Alistair and after when Alistair Overeem fought Stipe Miocic and he remembered this guillotine that didn't really happen.
01:30:35.000He remembered Stipe tapping rather and it didn't really happen.
01:30:38.000I was like this poor guy like he's he really has this memory in his head and it's just not correct because he just got knocked the fuck out.
01:30:46.000He got knocked unconscious on television like completely flatlined and then a few minutes later I'm asking him to be coherent.
01:30:53.000So it was my idea to stop doing this and the UFC agreed.
01:30:58.000So it's not like like they said we got to stop doing it and I violated my own idea and I just did it on this is what happened after the fight was over first of all the fight was Crazy shocking how violent the ending was because John really did fucking hate Daniel and Daniel I think really did hate John or at least had real anger There was real emotions with these guys.
01:31:25.000It was intense When John landed that fucking head kick and you saw him moving in for the kill and then he he stopped him right in front of us He got on top of him and just blasted him.
01:31:37.000It was like right there and I remember looking over and I'm like, Jesus!
01:32:23.000So I would never do anything to make him look bad.
01:32:27.000I just got I was in shock There was he was confused because he got knocked out so he was confused That why the fight was stopped and so he was mad that they stopped the fight because he just didn't understand because he just been KO'd So he was arguing with Big John.
01:32:43.000I didn't hear the exact words then he was arguing with Dana and I didn't hear the exact words of that either, but Dana was in front of me.
01:32:50.000You gotta realize, when a KO like that happens in a world championship fight, and you're standing in the octagon, you're surrounded by all these people screaming and cheering, the fucking noise is so loud, it's hard to figure out what the fuck is happening.
01:33:06.000So I couldn't figure out what Daniel and Dana were arguing about, but Dana's whole head was red.
01:33:11.000He was like, he was like, that fight was amazing!
01:33:45.000Like, I went on instinct and I'm interviewing him.
01:33:47.000If I had a chance to stop and think, I should have been like, oh yeah, he's been KO'd, don't do it.
01:33:51.000So in the middle of me even talking to him, I say, normally I don't like to interview fighters after they've been knocked out, but it's just like I was stuck.
01:33:59.000I was already there talking to him, and I didn't want to leave and walk away from him.
01:34:03.000And I really do care about that guy a great deal, and I just watched him get knocked out, and now I watch him, his heart's pouring out and he's crying, you know, when he was realizing that he got knocked out and he lost the fight.
01:36:09.000Like Daniel's like sort of stumbling back and John just sort of scoops his leg out from under him and trips him and Daniel falls back and John just moves in on him and you could tell Daniel just couldn't get his feet back under him and John just jumped on him and just murked him.
01:36:22.000Cormier did great on his feet for a while there.
01:36:25.000He did great, but I was really impressed with Jon Jones striking.
01:37:39.000So what he needs is like a security team.
01:37:41.000He should fake DUIs and drunken stupors just like they do in TMZ. He just needs a constant security detail to keep everything away from him.
01:38:33.000So anyway, even though I already talked to Daniel, I put it on Twitter, I apologized on Instagram, and I was like, I gotta apologize on the podcast, too.
01:39:15.000Some dude had the balls to come up to Rashad at one of those signings and try to get Rashad to sign the picture, that one picture where it was all jacked and fucked up.
01:41:02.000If you're going to be a part of that world, that public world.
01:41:05.000If you win, you get an insane amount of glory, but you only get that glory because there's a risk of getting the opposite of that.
01:41:13.000Jamie Foxx was talking about the other day, we were talking about Michael Jordan, that a lot of people don't even know who Michael Jordan is.
01:41:18.000They just know, oh, you're the crybaby face.
01:42:36.000What is it about me that you guys don't know?
01:42:40.000As I sit up here and I watch all the other recipients stand up here and they give their history and so many things I didn't know about Jerry Sloan.
01:42:48.000I know he lived on the farm, but I didn't know he was in a small classroom from first grade to the eighth grade.
01:43:49.000Um, so what did you think about the cyborg fight?
01:43:51.000I felt like it was kind of weird, you know, seeing Tanya Evinger so, uh, outsized, you know, fighting cyborg, who's like, yeah, it's real thick.
01:44:00.000Like, sometimes I eat it with a spoon.
01:44:42.000What was impressive to me that, you know, like, Evinger was, like, trying to be crafty and move around and being unorthodox and throwing a good jab, and she was looking for her spots.
01:44:52.000She was just outgunned, but Cyborg didn't just try to gorilla fuck her.
01:44:57.000You know, she didn't just try to chase her down and smash her.
01:44:59.000She picked a part at her, did a great job of hacking at the legs, landing shots, and then once she had her...
01:51:23.000Your body's magical and it'll do anything you want it to do.
01:51:26.000You just got to tell it over and over and over again to a point where it does it by itself without you even knowing what the hell is going on.
01:52:01.000You can learn jiu-jitsu, you can box, you can play basketball.
01:52:05.000Maybe you never played basketball in your life, and you're 55 years old.
01:52:09.000If you practiced hard for a year, you'd be aight.
01:52:13.000I know, people don't want to believe that though.
01:52:15.000It's hard for them to believe it because they're not reminded of it all the time.
01:52:19.000That's why a lot of people coming from Jiu Jitsu and martial arts in general, they become successful because through Jiu Jitsu, you're constantly reminded that you can suck at something, and then you get pretty good at it, and then you master it, and then it's unconscious.
01:52:33.000You're reminded of that every time you go to jujitsu.
01:52:35.000Every day you're reminded, damn, I can do this with anything.
01:53:04.000And then it comes up again because I've programmed and drilled my body so much and has so many things that I trained it to do on instincts that it's kind of like a suggestion thing.
01:53:14.000Like when you hit YouTube and they kind of know what you like and here's the suggestions.
01:53:18.000Like your body will go, he always does this and he always does that and he always does this.
01:53:23.000Unconsciously, man, he might like this!
01:53:25.000And then you're like, oh shit, what was that?
01:53:27.000It's like your body, someone else came up with that.
01:53:30.000And then the next time you do it, you're like, there it is again.
01:53:33.000That's how most of the moves or transitions that I get good at, they come up on their own.
01:53:38.000And then the third time you go, I got it.
01:53:40.000And then I videotape it, but then I videotape myself doing it.
01:53:43.000I'm like, shit, I didn't even know I was doing that.
01:53:45.000It was just like, your body will make shit up for you.
01:53:47.000You, everybody, not just me, it's everybody.
01:53:50.000You just gotta learn how to capture it.
01:53:54.000People love comedy because they go see a comedian, and he's saying all the shit that they agree with, and they're laughing, and they're going, yeah!
01:54:00.000I think that, this comedian's amazing.
01:54:02.000He's saying shit that if you're laughing, you agree with it.
01:54:05.000But you, all the shit that he's saying You've said, and people around you have said it, you just didn't notice it as something to use on stage.
01:54:14.000So once you, just like music, every time you listen to music, like for me, anytime I listen to music and I like something, musically, which is rare, I'm going to find out everything about that song.
01:54:39.000I'm trained musically to always try to capture golden nuggets every time I hear it.
01:54:44.000I'll be in the middle of a conversation in Japan at TGI Fridays in Tokyo, and in the distance a song would come on, and I'm in the conversation with some people, and I hear it, and I know that I tell the people I'm with, I'll be right back, I gotta find out what the song is,
01:55:14.000You gotta train yourself to look for it.
01:55:16.000Maybe you have to write shit on your hand to train, remind yourself, think about it.
01:55:21.000Then once that becomes your instinct, once looking for shit and recognizing shit and always be on the call for shit, like for instance, editors, dudes who edit videos, every time they're watching a movie, what are they doing?
01:55:38.000That's like the hidden directors of movies.
01:55:41.000In a lot of ways, like the directors, they get all these ideas, they put it together, but a lot of times, like you get on a television show as well, the editor will make these passes at things, and they give you like an editor's first cut, and a lot of times it's like, you know, the director will look at it and go, I like that.
01:59:44.000Scientists edit human embryos for the first time in the U.S. They're using this new technology, which is way more complicated than my puny brain has the ability to describe, but it's a gene editing tool called CRISPR. And there is another episode of Radiolab that's about CRISPR that it might be a good way for you to get an entertaining but descriptive explanation of it.
02:01:06.000They've got some new applications for it, but...
02:01:09.000What it was like, it was like a glass frame, and you had this little thing in front of you, like a little window, like a tiny little TV that was sitting in front of your eyes, but it was clear.
02:01:19.000And on that little window, you could see through it, but you could also see navigation directions, and you could Google things and have it brought up in front of you.
02:02:12.000This is going to be built into Apple's new operating system.
02:02:15.000This allows you to read how big something is?
02:02:18.000It's a virtual tape measure that you just hold your camera up to stuff and you can tell, like, right here they're showing you how accurate it is up to a real tape measure.
02:02:25.000But, like, to see the tape measure staying there, they're measuring the size of a picture frame diagonally.
02:02:42.000The other weird thing is by watching that show, The Planet of the Apps, they just started on Apple Music.
02:02:49.000I think it was in the first episode, this guy shows an app that he made that I think Apple bought eventually.
02:02:55.000They're adding into this operating system.
02:02:58.000They're mapping The inside of every everywhere that your camera can take a place or is shooting so Inside here eventually will be all mapped and This guy said that he he would own the map.
02:03:10.000That's why Apple bought him so now Apple's gonna own it So they're essentially gonna be able to have the inside 3d mapped of every and every building in the world or at least wherever an iPhone is.
02:04:21.000They made a deal with the Chinese government to take apps down from their app store that allow you to circumnavigate their censorship system.
02:04:34.000Because what essentially is they're saying that these apps are illegal in China, so they're not allowing them on the Apple Store, but they're illegal in China because they allow them to get away from government censorship.
02:04:46.000So government censorship has a certain lockdown on what you're allowed to look at online.
02:08:18.000First of all, they feel like there's an enemy out there, and that enemy is the new president.
02:08:24.000They think there's an enemy, and they feel like they're going to war with the enemy.
02:08:27.000And when you have a bunch of soldiers that are going to war for the enemy, some of them do some unscrupulous shit.
02:08:33.000Like these people that had to resign because of the story with Russia, with the fake facts.
02:08:37.000I forget what the actual thing was, but CNN disavowed their article, pulled it down, removed it, whole deal.
02:08:45.000Three journalists leaving CNN after a retracted article.
02:08:48.000CNN journalists, including the executive editor in charge of a new investigative union, have resigned after the publication of a Russia-related article that was retracted.
02:08:58.000So, you can go into details if you wanted it.
02:15:11.000So you don't even think that the missiles that are getting launched in the air are real, so all the people with missiles don't really have missiles?
02:16:21.000Because one of the things that's happened, for sure, is as time has moved on, as technology has gotten more and more powerful and the ability to...
02:16:28.000All the stuff that we can do now with our phones, all the information that you can get almost instantly with your phone.
02:16:34.000When is it going to reach a point where no one has any control over anyone else?
02:16:39.000Because it seems to me that that's inevitable.
02:16:41.000It seems to me that the idea of these big units or these big groups having control over mass amounts of people, I think at a certain point in time, if technology keeps moving the way it is, more and more people have more and more ability to communicate, you're not going to be able to hide things.
02:18:11.000The Clinton Chronicles is a documentary made in the 90s that you can find on YouTube, and it goes through his career in Arkansas, and the coke and all that stuff with the CIA, Mena, Arkansas, while George Sr.'s vice president with Ronald Reagan, the Contra,
02:21:24.000People freak out when you say, hey, the Illuminati, they're kidnapping kids and torturing babies, and they want to scare the shit out of them because they want adrenalized blood, and they're poking holes all over them.
02:22:38.000If they can use CRISPR to artificially engineer a bunch of headless kids and you take the blood out of them, they don't even know you got it.
02:22:45.000If teen blood is working, don't you think baby blood would...
02:22:48.000It wouldn't be a shocker if you found out that baby blood is the best, right?
02:25:06.000It's like, there's a difference between forgetting something and misplacing something.
02:25:13.000Like, when you go out to Vegas and you get hammered and you black out, there's no way someone's gonna say anything to you that's gonna make that memory come back of this or that.
02:29:34.000When I turned around and walked back to the car, Dude, I went back to 2001 where you'd come and pick me up and we'd drive to the Comedy Store, dude.
02:32:15.000There's this documentary about this old lady who basically lives at a laundromat.
02:32:22.000She just started hanging out there and super nice and started doing people's laundry and the owner of the laundromat just let her live there.
02:33:17.000Yeah, when Brody was having some issues, he reached out because he knew I'm friends with Brody and just telling me, like, Brody's not doing so good right now.
02:36:36.000If you're sleeping in a house and someone's in your goddamn attic and they climb down while you're sleeping and they make themselves some food and they climb right back up there.
02:37:59.000And then you have to actually figure out some way to prove that it's your house, that you didn't send it, you know, rent it to them, or that you have to figure out a way to kick them out.
02:42:38.000The way it was set up, too, because the first half of the documentary, you really liked that guy.
02:42:42.000You're like, this guy really cares about these bears.
02:42:45.000And all the sound bites they were using from the multiple interviews that they took were all stuff that were saying good things about them.
02:43:14.000He wasn't just hanging out with bears.
02:43:15.000He was hanging out with them deep into the late season where the only ones that were alive, that weren't in hibernation, were the starving ones.
02:47:49.000I mean, they've gotten a bunch of different really incredible encounters between animals just by filming hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of hours.
02:47:57.000If you stay in the field for months at a time, you see things.
02:51:46.000There's been a bunch of videos that are really crazy to watch, where they take a drone and they fly it over Malibu, and you see these people surfing, and just a few hundred yards outside of the people surfing, you see a Great White swimming through the water.
02:55:18.000They have been known to travel as far up as Indiana and the Ohio River.
02:55:21.000Although there have been recorded attacks, they're probably responsible for the majority of nearshore shark attacks, including many attacks attributed to other sharks.
02:55:31.000See if you can find the inspiration for the movie Jaws shark attacks in New Jersey.
02:56:09.000Like, you think, 1916, in 2017, when you sit back and think about it, 1916 was essentially 100 years ago, 101 years ago, and just 100 years before that, you got 1816, 100 years before that, you got 1716. So it's like the beginning of the country.
02:56:28.000Just a couple of hundred years into the beginning of the country, and that was just a hundred years ago.
02:56:33.000Great white shark attacked five people near the Jersey Shore.
02:58:13.000But they don't get mad if you kill, like, a tuna.
02:58:16.000Tuna's okay, but sharks are bad because people have been brainwashed into thinking that people eat shark fin soup and they waste the shark.
02:58:24.000So then people start thinking of shark fishing, like they think of trophy hunting, like they think of killing lions or something like that.
02:59:21.000You know, one of the things they do now, they kill whales under the false pretense of they're trying to do scientific research.
02:59:31.000They're allowed to do some scientific research on whales, so they kill a few whales, and then they take those whales that they kill and they sell whatever parts exist.
03:00:02.000Those, that company, or that group, the Sea Shepherds, do you know who they are?
03:00:06.000They're the ones who bust people who are whaling, in illegal whaling, because otherwise, you gotta think, if you find some whaling boat in the middle of the fucking ocean, think how big the goddamn ocean is.
03:00:15.000There's a boat out there somewhere in the middle of it that's whaling.
03:02:30.000I think they're worried that we're assholes, and they're probably right, but I don't think there's a lot of morals going on in the octopus community.
03:02:36.000Do you ever see that one video of octopuses that were taking out sharks in an aquarium?
03:02:41.000They had this big-ass aquarium, and they kept missing sharks.
03:02:44.000They're like, what the fuck is going on?
03:03:17.000Do you know that they feel like they're pretty sure that they found fossil evidence of enormous suction cups, which would indicate that at one point in time there was a thing like a kraken, like an enormous hundred foot long octopus?
03:10:56.000Because the doctor said for six weeks, that happened six weeks ago, and the doctor said, make sure you don't do anything stupid on it for the next six weeks.
03:11:07.000Because if it pops out again, my ACL is hanging on by a thread.
03:13:23.000I was on top, and someone had to lock down sideways.
03:13:26.000So instead of straightening me out normal, like, you know, where your leg bends and extends, it hyperextends, it went this way, like, against the side of the knee.
03:13:34.000And it just was a weird angle, and he straightened his leg out, and it just pop-pop!
03:17:27.000Not only is it out, they just released an NSX GT3. So if you want to race, if you want to be a race car driver, they'll sell you one of those, and it costs a half a million bucks.
03:33:31.000Yeah, I think a lot of those cars have airbags and shit now, and their pillars are designed to absorb a certain amount of impact, and they give in with stuff, too.
03:33:40.000I saw a car accident the other day, though, at an intersection, and it was a Dodge Ram truck and some little Peon Corolla.