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00:08:12.000Every time an OJ documentary comes out, or every time they have an OJ series on TV, or when his parole hearing comes up, you're like, walking over the doorway into that house.
00:08:28.000So I wonder, like, I want to talk to the person who doesn't give a fuck and lives in that motherfucker.
00:11:27.000Like, whoa, give me some explanation here, y'all.
00:11:30.000It says their story partially inspired the FX drama The Americans about two undercover Russian spies living in the U.S. with two young children.
00:12:03.000I wonder what they talked like before they arrested in 2010, along with eight other spies accused of leading double lives, complete with false passports, secret code words, fake names, invisible ink, and encrypted radio.
00:12:17.000Dude, what kind of weird ass life is that?
00:12:20.000It's weird to think that there's someone that could be a spy in your neighborhood and that he thinks that you're the enemy because you're born over here and he was born over there.
00:12:32.000You know, just like what we were talking about with you having a passport from England.
00:12:36.000But what's in Jersey that they're living in Jersey and doing this shit?
00:13:46.000Do you think they sneak in, they become spies, they get tight with rich people, and then, you know, like, look, I know a family that had Ted fucking Cruz over their house for some event they were holding.
00:14:00.000Like a year or so before the election maybe two years before the election like these people were so baller They had Ted Cruz give like one of those stupid stump speeches in their house For money.
00:15:18.000There's a meme, that Scaramucci guy, however you say his name, there's a meme of him where he's going like that, like with his mouth up like, uh, uh, and it said, if you get this job, where do you see yourself in 10 days?
00:20:36.000The Bible is a fascinating book in that you start off with someone telling stories for like a thousand years before you write it down, and then you got a bunch of really old versions of the story.
00:22:14.000Then they have like the oldest version of the the Hebrew Bible is Like the the very oldest versions were written in ancient Hebrew and ancient Hebrew is crazy because it has numbers as well as letters So like like if you have a letter a it's also the number one.
00:22:32.000It's all the same It's all linked in so like when you have a word like words have like a numerical value And if I'm butchering this, if anyone's an ancient Hebrew representative, but Ari and I discussed this for a couple times, because Ari, you know, went to,
00:22:48.000what is it called, like, that thing that they send him off to, that religious camp when he was, you know, Ari was like a serious, serious Orthodox Jew.
00:22:56.000Oh, so that's why he's such a serious atheist now.
00:23:26.000On our stupid, goofy language, because when they translated it to Latin, they translated it to Greek or to English, it's all kind of lost.
00:23:33.000And then who was translating this shit?
00:23:35.000Everything is based off, like, what your goal is, or what your perception of the world is, and where you're from and how you were raised, and what you want this thing to mean to people.
00:24:02.000You want it to mean the things that it means to you.
00:24:05.000Even if you just want people to believe this is an ancient scroll that you found.
00:24:11.000And this goes back to you finding it and it goes to your name and to your legacy.
00:24:17.000Well, there's also massive amounts of evidence of people looking at something and then having a distorted perception of what that something means and having that bend in their favor.
00:24:45.000So that's just evidence of biased thinking.
00:24:49.000If you have biased thinking in regards to the way that the God of gods wants to govern humanity and our behavior and how we should behave with each other and treat each other, if you're going to let your own personal ego and biases get in the way,
00:25:14.000Talking about slavery as if it's some horrible thing that has to be like banished right this can like there's in the ancient Hebrew Bible They condone slavery this there's really nothing bad about being about having slaves It's like God doesn't come and kill you but God will kill you if you wear two different types of cloth I know like like they'll burn witches Like,
00:25:56.000Or if you wanted to get rid of somebody that, say somebody had a job that you wanted, a position that you wanted, If you could prove that that person slandered God or blasphemed or anything, then you're out.
00:26:45.000It's a Republican senator, and he said when Obama was president, the Republicans made a concerted effort to just push the Republican agenda and make Obama a one-term president.
00:26:58.000And now that Trump has hijacked their party, they're kind of turning a blind eye at the things that they wouldn't have if...
00:27:07.000Obama was president just because Trump is the Republican candidate.
00:27:13.000And he's like, where are our loyalties, to our party or to this country?
00:27:17.000Because we're kind of like fucking up the country, you know?
00:27:22.000And it's kind of like when Obama was president, no matter what you think of him, If he was a good president, right?
00:28:18.000They have not just a vested interest in it, but it becomes like a part of their identity to be a part of the resistance to fighting against this evil empire.
00:29:20.000You would say, oh well there's this complete constant shift of energy.
00:29:24.000It goes left and right and left and right like some crazy ping-pong game.
00:29:29.000Occasionally it goes right and then right again.
00:29:31.000Very rarely like Reagan and then Bush Senior, but then it bounces itself out and goes left again.
00:29:37.000It's this weird battle and along the way, if you look at it, like if you really step away from it, along the way there are incremental changes that are moving in a good direction.
00:29:49.000It's just hard to see them because there's a lot of bad shit happening.
00:29:56.000The stuff, the bad stuff, because each side is just trying to get points from the other side.
00:30:03.000But I'm just saying that when one party, no matter what party, is trying to do something good, even if it's something good, then the people from the other party are going to be against it, because they don't want that party to score that good point.
00:30:17.000So then they knock that off the table, and that thing that could help people is never going to help people.
00:30:24.000I think it's also a part of having two teams.
00:30:27.000Think if there was way more teams, if there was like 20 or 30 different parties, we'd be way better off.
00:30:33.000Yeah, politicians are spread across 20 or 30 different parties instead of jammed into one or the other, or the freaks that are independent or a green party.
00:30:43.000Like, get the fuck out of here with your green party.
00:30:53.000He's going to give it to penguins and shit.
00:30:55.000He's going to give our money to penguins.
00:30:57.000Yeah, so you got really three choices.
00:30:59.000You got independent, which is so rare.
00:31:00.000The only person I could think ever winning as an independent right now, honestly, would be someone like Trump or like Elon Musk or like Mark Cuban.
00:31:09.000Yeah, Trump is basically an independent who hijacked the Republican Party.
00:31:13.000Well, he voted Democrat, like, his whole life.
00:31:16.000He was pro-choice, like, his whole life.
00:31:18.000You know, it's like he's been on the side of Democratic issues forever.
00:32:18.000The number one biggest problem might be the lying, that we can't trust him.
00:32:22.000That is so crazy that you have a president that just lies all the time.
00:32:27.000But if you step away from the lying part, and you look at what he's doing, what's interesting is, I don't know too much about the Affordable Care Act or Obamacare, but I do know that a whole lot of people who voted against it are now voting against repealing it.
00:33:14.000I just feel like everybody's just going after everybody.
00:33:16.000When you spend your time going after people to remove them from their position, what are you doing for the people when you're going after your own selfish gain?
00:33:26.000You're spending your entire time in office trying to get one step up.
00:33:47.000He's the president of the world, right?
00:33:50.000When you're president of the United States, you're kind of the president of the world.
00:33:53.000Like, you might not be running these other countries, but everybody knows this is the country that has all the fucking bombs, and it's crazy enough to use them, right?
00:34:00.000So this is the president of arguably the greatest army the world's ever known.
00:34:04.000That's the commander-in-chief right there.
00:34:07.000He talks shit about people on Twitter.
00:34:10.000He talks shit about people having plastic surgery scars.
00:35:07.000When you're looking at the highest level of human being in the country, like if every kid says, Billy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
00:36:13.000You gotta let that go because you have a broader responsibility as the head guy.
00:36:19.000I think he's getting feedback enough that he has the amazing ability to ignore things that I wouldn't ignore and that I think most people wouldn't ignore.
00:39:48.000You're not as short of stupid shit, but when good shit happens, like when the economy is up, when unemployment is down, you probably should be reporting that.
00:40:54.000Stop giving them information, negative stuff that they can put on the front of their website instead of unemployment numbers going down.
00:41:03.000Yeah, but there's no way they're going to stop that.
00:41:06.000As long as there's stories like that, like Donald Jr. secretly meeting with the Russians and not telling people and then releasing the emails and then saying, you know, all that stuff.
00:41:14.000And then it turns out that Trump was the one who coordinated the statement about it.
00:41:30.000I feel like if I'm gonna trust you for the news, I would like to think as a person who leans very left, I would like to think that CNN is going to be better than right-wing propaganda websites.
00:43:16.000What's really fucked up, that isn't really getting nearly as much press as I think it should get, or people haven't really been talking about that much, is how many people were concentrating on that white lady from Australia who got shot unnecessarily by the cop because she was a white lady from Australia.
00:43:33.000Look, no matter what you say, what that is, I mean, obviously it's a tragic accident because she was the one that called the cops and then they shot her, but you know how many times they've done that to other people?
00:48:19.000I was watching this one documentary about this Russian guy who was, and he was, at first he was working with Trump, and somehow or another he disagreed with Trump.
00:48:31.000Dude, that's like, that's some Freud shit.
00:48:35.000He was working with, I'm trying to remember the full story, but he had some sort of business arrangement with Putin, and then he tried to change it, or he didn't want to accept new terms or whatever.
00:49:02.000Look, if you get to be some crazy multi-billionaire dude in Russia, they probably don't even let you in there unless you've done some fucked up shit with them.
00:49:11.000They're probably like, listen, dude, you gotta drink vodka.
00:49:49.000You raise a kitten, you raise it, you take care of it by yourself, you pet it, and then when it gets to be like a year old, you gotta kill it in front of them with your bare hands.
00:55:49.000So, if you think you've done everything you can to be prosperous in this life, you need to go to The Rock's Instagram and shut your fucking hippie mouth.
00:56:35.000Because as you lift the chains up off the ground, less of the chain is being supported by the ground, so it gets heavier and heavier as you lift your hands up higher.
00:57:15.000I mean, that HoloLens stuff that we were talking about yesterday, they're just gonna be able to wear those and see pretty much what they're gonna, like the final CGI rendering, like they can just act with that stuff soon.
00:57:26.000It's amazing what, you know, like, I watched Game of Thrones first episode, and you know that that boat's not real.
00:57:32.000They don't really have that giant, massive, crazy-looking boat cutting through the ocean.
00:58:35.000The Godfather's the greatest fucking movie!
00:58:37.000The Godfather's an amazing movie, don't get me wrong, but it's limited by its format.
00:58:42.000It's limited by the fact that it's a movie.
00:58:45.000Even though you got The Godfather 1 and 2, Sopranos was on for like, what, five years?
00:58:50.000Five years of episodes, the depth that they can get into, all the crazy shit that they could do, it's just so different than any other movie or than any other form of media.
00:59:01.000Yeah, they could go off and talk about a gay member of the goddamn gang.
00:59:49.000You find out five minutes into the show that they're Russian spies, FBI kicks the door down, a bunch of white guys, guns blazing, pointed at them, they immediately ship them to Guantanamo Bay.
01:02:50.000And then a neighbor just moved in, and he works for the FBI. So then their kids go over to his house, and his kids come over to their house.
01:03:00.000And he doesn't know that they're Russian spies.
01:05:20.000They had thousands of pool halls and billiard halls in New York City.
01:05:26.000But pool halls, like where there's a hole in the table and the ball has to fall into the hole, those were thought to be, that's the game of ruffians.
01:06:48.000I mean, I definitely move the ball around, and I understand some angles, but, like, this stuff, like, what this guy's doing right here, this is, like, super complicated stuff to be able to...
01:07:00.000You just get a point every time you get three cushions.
01:07:04.000Like, see how he's doing this right here?
01:07:05.000He's doing that, it bounces off the rail, it hits that, and then it's going to hit the other one.
01:07:08.000Like, doing stuff like that on purpose, I mean, doing it on purpose, is very difficult to do.
01:07:16.000To really understand how, I mean, sometimes you're going four and five and even six rails to make something do what you want it to do, because that was the only option you had with the position of the ball on the table relative to the position of the ball you're trying to hit, if you have to go three rails.
01:07:31.000So you see these crazy, tricky shots that these guys do, where they're calculating the ball, going three rails, hitting another ball, and then going two rails, and then hitting a third ball.
01:08:56.000And it's interesting because the game of billiards, pocket billiards, I should say, I guess regular billiards, too, got brought to them during World War II when they had American GIs would be in the Philippines.
01:09:10.000Apparently during the war, when people would go over there, they would set up pool tables and, you know, GIs would go to bars and they figured out how to play pool.
01:09:18.000And it became a great thing for the Filipinos who love gambling.
01:13:17.000So now he's just going to pocket these balls in the side, but you're dealing with the tiniest little fucking hole, and they have tiny little tips on their pool cues.
01:13:26.000It's sort of like a pool cue, but they're all made of ash, which is very different.
01:15:00.000A lot of times they made the cue ball with ivory, and then the other balls would be made out of clay, or sometimes everything would be made out of clay.
01:15:08.000But they were like these dead balls that were really tough to move around.
01:15:11.000And then when they figured out this phenolic stuff, you're dealing with these things that get super slick.
01:15:16.000So the greases from your hands, if you touch a ball, the oils on your hands will actually put a residue on the ball and it'll affect the way the ball moves.
01:15:28.000Yeah, so if you see dudes touching cue balls and balls in your playing pool, like anybody who really knows how to play is going to go, well, that's going to fuck everything up.
01:15:53.000When you think about what pool is, right, you're taking a cue, the average weight of a cue is about 19 ounces, so it's a very light thing, it's a little over a pound, and you're taking this thing, and just by how hard you're hitting, you're trying to control the revolutions of a ball,
01:16:09.000and also those revolutions after it collides with a ball and knocks it into a hole, and then you're trying to Control the revolutions to like literally within inches and you get a feel after you do it for a while You play for hours and hours especially after years and years of playing You get this feel where like the guy like like that guy Efron Reyes that I was talking about he could just put that ball wherever the fuck he wants it It goes wherever he wants it.
01:16:54.000Then you watch them and you just go, God.
01:16:56.000The people that really appreciate a guy like Efren Reyes, or Earl Strickland for that matter, or any of these world champion players, the people who really appreciate him are people that have played for a while.
01:19:47.000And these people have these houses that are like on a golf course.
01:19:51.000If it costs just a quarter of a mil to be a part of a golf club, how much does it cost to have a house to Probably a place you live in on the golf course.
01:20:03.000Millions and millions of dollars, for sure.
01:20:58.000You need to hang out with atheist Ari Shaffir in Amsterdam for a week.
01:21:02.000You don't understand what the fuck is really going on.
01:21:05.000If I'm around a friend from high school, And I say something, even if the person that they just introduced me to laughed, they say, you gotta excuse him.
01:23:37.000If he gets dinged a little bit, but he doesn't pull back.
01:23:41.000He swats back defensively in a way that a listener would want to swat back defensively at work, but still can't because Trump seems so less worried about his job and more like, I'm just going to be me.
01:23:58.000Or when Chappelle quit the Chappelle show.
01:24:01.000A lot of people found freedom in that.
01:30:14.000I mean SNL had to do a live one every week They had to do all new material every week doing from studio audience do it live on television a lot of impediments But as far as overall quality best one ever Chappelle show Chappelle You know what number two might be in living color.
01:30:30.000Yeah, people forgot about in living color.
01:30:32.000Yeah, that was hilarious And also, shocking!
01:31:53.000They had really good, innovative sketches too.
01:31:55.000And that was like when people were comparing Inside Amy Schumer, like a lot of the shows they were saying, a lot of the episodes they were saying were ripped off.
01:32:03.000They thought were ripped off from MADtv.
01:32:06.000But part of that is because you run out of premises.
01:32:09.000Like, didn't Simpsons, like, South Park always used to joke around about, like, Simpsons.
01:32:15.000They had episodes called Simpsons Already Did It.
01:32:35.000So somebody who's been writing on The Simpsons five years, just five years, which is a long time, can come up with a premise that was did in year 10 of The Simpsons and not know.
01:33:27.000But the thing about cartoons, though, is that you could just do anything.
01:33:31.000It's so much more beautiful in terms of what you can get away with, kill people, they come back to life next week, you don't have to explain it.
01:35:42.000I mean, do you want to just, I don't know, I guess stand up, I don't really have a burnout feeling because I always create new stuff every couple of years and it's always about putting it together.
01:35:54.000But I mean, how many more years are you going to want to do that?
01:35:56.000Like, so what's, Like, what's your ultimate, like, later on future goal?
01:38:16.000Should I toss some of this aside and throw some new stuff in there and then bring it back?
01:38:21.000And, you know, it's constantly trying to...
01:38:23.000You know, like when you're creating something, like when you created your CD, don't you get that feeling sort of where you're like, okay, I got to kind of engineer this a little, but I also got to kind of like let it be itself, right?
01:38:35.000Like I just I'm like that kind of before I Start doing a joke like if I'm doing a joke and I'm like or if I think of a joke like my elimination process of What I should have shouldn't do starts before I start doing The joke.
01:38:57.000So if the joke fits into my criteria, then I start doing it.
01:39:34.000And the audience tells you, You're not feeling it anymore based on the reaction you're getting now and from when the reaction you used to get.
01:39:43.000And you could feel that thing getting tired.
01:39:46.000That's why I always say that stand-up is in some sort of a mass hypnosis.
01:39:56.000But when a guy's on stage, like if I'm in the back of the room and I'm watching you and you're killing, one of the things that's really funny is I start thinking the way you're thinking.
01:40:05.000When you crack a joke about something, it's like, I'm in your groove.
01:40:08.000I'm letting you do all the thinking for me.
01:40:11.000If you watch a really good comic, like if I'm watching you, if I'm in the back of the room and I'm watching you, I just let you do all the thinking.
01:40:19.000Because I know you know what you're doing.
01:40:21.000I know you're going to take it down a funny place.
01:40:26.000But the moment that you don't trust that person anymore, the moment they fuck up or something goes weird and the spell gets broken, you know?
01:40:34.000And then you're like, oh, that guy just fucked up that joke.
01:44:44.000How do you sound straight-up English, speaking English, and how do you sound straight-up French without the English interruption in your French accent?
01:45:57.000Talk about just all the comics pretty much In the same hotel or spread out throughout a few hotels and you're just hanging out, laughing, having fun in the lobby.
01:46:59.000Yeah, because it was going around, and I was sick, and I had to tape a TV show, and I mustered up enough energy to do the taping, and then I just slept in bed for like two days.
01:47:26.000And when I checked out, this is how bad I was.
01:47:28.000When I checked out at 11, the guy looked at me and I told him that my flight was at 7. He's like, I'm going to give you a room so you could sleep in until your flight.
01:51:56.000There's a ton of actual facts that are disturbing.
01:51:59.000And as soon as you have these doctors that are just bullshit artists that are saying all these things that aren't supported by science, and when this one doctor goes over all the different things and what the health that are incorrect, you kind of understand what it is.
01:52:16.000They're trying to get people to quit eating processed meat, which is a very good idea.
01:52:21.000Processed food is fucking terrible for you.
01:52:24.000Whether it's food with a lot of preservatives, meats with a lot of preservatives, all that stuff is definitely 100% not good for you.
01:52:30.000But that doesn't mean that grass-fed beef is bad for you, because it's not.
01:52:34.000It doesn't mean that you can't have a healthy diet with salmon and fish, you know, like different kinds of ocean fish, scallops, and use that as your primary protein source, and then vegetables, and have like a super healthy diet.
01:53:36.000And there's a lot of crazy vegans, too, that are just going to get mad at you, and they just decided, now that they're vegan, to just attack everyone who's not vegan.
01:55:37.000Like, how do we know what's real and what's not?
01:55:41.000Yeah, but this is like, it started with, there's like a very clear beginning for this.
01:55:47.000There was a bullshit study that someone passed And, you know, there's also been a ton of bullshit.
01:55:52.000There it is, 1904. French doctors reported that six of their subjects who had high blood pressure, a known risk factor for heart disease, were salt fiends.
01:56:00.000Worries escalated in the 1970s when Brookhaven National Laboratory's Louis Dahl claimed that he had unequivocal evidence that salt causes hypertension.
01:56:11.000He induced high blood pressure in rats by feeding them the human equivalent of 500 grams of sodium today, which is an insane amount.
01:56:20.000Today, the average American consumes 3.4 grams of sodium, or 8.4 grams of salt a day.
01:56:28.000Dahl also discovered that the population tends to continue to be cited as strong evidence of a link...
01:56:35.000Between salt intake and high blood pressure, people living in countries with high salt consumption, such as Japan, also tend to have high blood pressure and more strokes.
01:56:43.000But as a paper pointed out several years later in the American Journal of Hypertension, scientists had little luck finding such associations when they compared sodium intakes within populations, which suggested that genetics or other cultural factors might be the culprit.
01:56:58.000Anyway, this 1977 study Affected the US Senate Select Committee on Nutrition and Human Needs, and they released a report recommending that Americans cut their salt intake by 50-85% based largely on Dahl's work.
01:57:17.000Ruined it for everybody that wants to put salt in your fries like you can get off that but this is Salt is a mineral and it's a natural part of like being a human being It's an essential mineral essential mineral It's like when you have endurance athletes and they go on these crazy runs and they do like a hundred miles They take salt,
01:58:02.000But I think with vegan food, probably based on my genetics, because they try to make it taste a certain way, they might put a lot of fucking salt in there.
01:59:44.000So if some new shit comes up or you find out that something that you were taught that's embedded in you is not true, then you're going to fight that new truth.
01:59:56.000And stick to the old way because that fucks with your identity.
02:03:43.000Selenium, which is an important mineral, 22% of the RDA. Eggs also contain small amounts of almost every vitamin and mineral required by the human body, including calcium, iron, potassium, zinc, manganese,
02:04:40.000And if you could figure out a way, like the ideal thing would be like communities having like co-ops.
02:04:47.000We grow your own vegetables and you guys have like a chicken coop that everybody kind of helps take care of and these chickens roam around and eat bugs and worms and all the stuff they're supposed to do.
02:04:58.000And then you eat those chicken eggs, and it's like you get animal protein, but you don't have to hurt anything.
02:06:11.000It's like, the feeling that you were asking me about before, it's almost like when you have a headache, but your headache is in your body.
02:06:18.000And most of the time, I could correlate it with when I was eating, and what I was eating.
02:06:22.000So then now, just like, alright, you've been eating some crap.
02:06:27.000I think sodium is good, salt is good for you, but if you probably take too much, it is bad.
02:06:32.000Okay, but let me stop you again, because when you're telling me you're getting blood work done, you're getting your blood work done to check to see if you have high blood pressure.
02:06:39.000You're not getting your blood work done where you're checking nutritional levels.
02:06:43.000I think they were checking for everything.
02:06:44.000But did they tell you you need more vitamin B or vitamin D or B12 or anything like that?
02:07:00.000He's going to look at like, tell you to eat normal and then come in and do some blood work and then maybe they do it again in like six weeks or something like that.
02:07:40.000Find out maybe you need some vitamin D. Maybe you need some B12 or B6. Maybe they can find that your body's low on niacin, or maybe they think that consuming more essential fatty acids would be very good for you.
02:07:53.000But you can go to a really good doctor, a legit doctor, That goes over that stuff and is on the cutting edge of today's modern science and they can greatly enhance your ability to understand what impact your diet is having on your body.
02:08:08.000Because if you think you're eating healthy and then they do like a triglyceride count on you and they do your blood sugar count.
02:08:14.000Like Sam Harris, a friend of mine, just started, he tried to be vegan for a little while.
02:08:19.000And he got his blood work done like on a regular basis because he's Smart guy and wants to check his body out, and he was like, dude, it's not good.
02:08:27.000There's too much sugar, the glucose levels, there's a bunch of different factors.
02:08:31.000I forget what particular it was, but he had to switch to eating wild fish.
02:08:37.000So wild fish and then mostly vegan other than that.
02:08:40.000Cut out the dairy, cut out the factory farming.
02:11:25.000I wonder what their levels are they're talking about, though.
02:11:27.000So when you're talking about the levels they did in that test when they were giving it to rats, and you're giving them 500 grams for a fucking rat.
02:11:33.000Yeah, you could definitely die from eating that much salt.
02:18:44.000Yeah, but it shows the slow cultural evolution that we were talking about.
02:18:49.000We've realized how ridiculous it is to think that some dude in a fiery pit with a pitchfork, unless you're one of the people that listens to this and still believes in that.
02:19:59.000So I got to give you these stories of people in hell and paint this picture so that you make this choice that I want you to make.
02:20:08.000So the devil is a very important thing in making people Christians.
02:20:14.000Used to be, but now things are getting more and more slippery, because it's more and more ridiculous, because more and more people are making fun of Christianity, so now it's like you don't bring up the devil.
02:20:23.000So if the president could go on television and say, God bless America, we are a nation governed by God, and everybody goes, yeah!
02:20:31.000But if he says, we have located the devil, he's in Afghanistan, and we're sending troops to that area, people are like, what?
02:20:37.000What the fuck are you talking about, man?
02:20:39.000You can't say the devil's a real thing.
02:20:56.000The devil is in our heart and in our soul, and we need to stop him from ruining life on earth before Jesus returns and offers us eternal salvation!
02:21:32.000But before that, the people who testify against that guy testify, they have to put their hand on the Bible and swear to a God that they can't see.
02:21:43.000To give testimony that this person is crazy.
02:23:33.000He found golden tablets that contained the last work of Jesus, and only he could read them because he had a magic seer stone that he would look through.
02:24:11.000They're able to you could talk for 20 minutes and they'll take your voice and essentially over 20 minutes They find everything you've ever said all the noises that you can make in 20 minutes or 40 minutes 40 minutes actually they could do it in 20, but they prefer 40 so They can make you say words.
02:24:29.000You've never said before like you could say Hey, Joe and Jamie, let's do a podcast and And they could say, hey, Joe and Jamie and Mike and Steve and Debbie, let's do a podcast.
02:25:08.000It's going to be really interesting because they're also going to be able to have people, like, you won't have to bring John Wayne back to life to have a John Wayne movie.
02:25:52.000Have you guys been paying attention to all the shit stirring that William Shackner has been doing online?
02:25:57.000William Shackner is at war with social justice warriors on Twitter.
02:26:03.000William Shackner is like shit posting online and getting these people mad at him and they're mad and they're saying that your whole show, Star Trek, was about social justice and here you are mocking social justice warriors.
02:26:17.000There was an article in HuffPost You know, which is like the super liberal rag.
02:26:20.000Like, should William Shackner's like abhorrent behavior or something like that erase his Star Trek legacy?
02:26:30.000Like, literally, his bad behavior online.
02:26:32.000Find that article because it's so ridiculous.
02:26:34.000But he's essentially just fucking with people.
02:26:38.000Calling them snowflakes and shit and people going nuts.
02:27:48.000Outlander fans, the actor calling them snowflakes and social justice warriors, is intricate and fascinating in a way that only fandom beef involving an internationally famous cultural icon can be.
02:28:00.000But to get the full picture, we have Take a Trip Back in Time.
02:28:05.000Shackner, who acquitted with this guy, Hugen, H-E-U. This is the part right here.
02:29:27.000Funny how an actress with an impressive resume is belittled by same feminists who say that an 86-year-old man telling the truth is a misogynist.
02:30:41.000You don't dive into the fray with dorks, though.
02:30:45.000That's where that whole Gamergate went crazy.
02:30:48.000There was a bunch of women that wanted to...
02:30:55.000There was a bunch of stuff going on with video games, but they were concerned with sexism in video games, and they were trying to censor video games, and they were bullying people that believed one way and bullying people that believed another way, and then it became a dispute, a nerdfight.
02:31:09.000As soon as you get involved in any sort of nerdfight, no matter what side you're on, it's going to be some chaos.
02:32:24.000I was trying to, like, the helicopter was over there, and I had the thing on, and I was, like, flying it and trying to move it, but I don't know what the name of the game was.
02:32:33.000What did you do at South by Southwest?
02:32:34.000I did a show there, and then I went to the, you know, the main convention center.
02:38:28.000We went to Madison, Wisconsin to do the weekend at Comedy on State.
02:38:34.000And then there's this pizza shop that has an open mic.
02:38:38.000So after the show on, I think Thursday night, we went to the pizza shop and we put our names on a list, but then they ended the show before.
02:40:52.000You know, when you pull into that parking lot and you get out and you go say hi to everybody, you wander through those hallways, you see ORs killing, you go into the main room, it's packed, someone's crushing, you go upstairs to the belly room, boom, someone's upstairs smashing.
02:41:05.000It's like, you just stepped into the comedy Mecca.
02:41:53.000I think when you do so much staff writing, you know, when you're showing up at that job every day and writing, it's like sometimes it takes away your motivation.
02:43:36.000Ground filet mignon or something like that.
02:43:38.000Yeah back then stuff was simple like when I used to do a spot at the strip like on a Monday night after you pick the number out of the hat on a Friday and you get one Monday out of the month to perform and then me and the open micers were like let's go to Jackson Hole and eat a burger like at midnight yeah and just like you just felt so accomplished You know,
02:44:02.000just doing this artist thing or this comedy thing.
02:44:07.000Like you heard about Jackson Hole or just someplace and you're eating there.
02:44:10.000We used to dream about, let's go to Carnegie Deli because all these comics used to sit there and eat and shit like that.
02:44:17.000Just romantic New York comedy shit like that.