The Joe Rogan Experience - April 29, 2018


Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - April 28, 2018


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 14 minutes

Words per Minute

203.67879

Word Count

39,568

Sentence Count

5,048

Misogynist Sentences

183

Hate Speech Sentences

122


Summary

In this episode, we talk about the UFC 232 main event, UFC 232, UFC 246, and UFC 246. We also discuss the upcoming UFC 246 main event between Jon Jones and Cowboy Cerrone. We have a special guest, Dylan Dennis, join us to talk about his jiu jitsu and what he's been up to in the past few years. We also preview UFC 246 and talk about who we think is going to come out on top in the main event. And we give our picks for who we believe will come out the winner. Finally, we have our predictions for UFC 246 between Conor and Khabib and Dana White vs Jon Jones. Thanks to our sponsor, Reebok, for sponsoring this episode. We hope you enjoy this episode and stay tuned for the next one coming soon. Stay tuned for our next episode next Monday! -Jon Bones Jones vs Conor McGregor - UFC 232 - UFC 246 - UFC 244 - UFC Fight Night 3 - UFC Card - UFC 194 - UFC Clay Thompson vs Dana White - UFC 241 - UFC 238 - UFC 281 - UFC 280 - UFC 301 - UFC 304 - UFC 311 - UFC 322 - UFC 313 - UFC 365 - UFC 314 - UFC Fighter of the Decade - UFC 360 - UFC 293 - UFC 298 - UFC 330 - UFC 358 - UFC 337 - UFC 338 - UFC 364 - UFC 347 - UFC 353 - UFC 369 - UFC 356 - UFC 39 - UFC 405 - UFC fight night - UFC 376 - UFC 4 - UFC 315 - UFC 378 - UFC 366 - UFC 355 - UFC 333 - UFC 321 - UFC vs. UFC 365, UFC 311, UFC 360, UFC 365 & UFC 246 UFC 246 & UFC 365 - UFC Championship Weekend - UFC 260, UFC 313, UFC 405, UFC 322, UFC 358, UFC Card, UFC 369, UFC 314, UFC 353, UFC 39, UFC 347, and much more! , UFC 246 , UFC 365 and UFC 365... and so much more, we go on and on and more. - and more! - and so on! - we go through all of our favorite moments of the past week in the MMA, UFC 243, UFC 244, UFC 356, UFC 257, UFC 333, UFC 355, UFC 4, UFC City Hall, UFC victory, UFC & UFC 360 and UFC Fight Weekend, UFC Championship, UFC Day 3, UFC Night, UFC 35, UFC 33, UFC Comeback, and the rest of our thoughts, etc.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Boom, boom, [...
00:00:13.000 Eddie Bravo rocking the old school Elio Gracie shirt.
00:00:17.000 I love that shirt.
00:00:18.000 Respect.
00:00:19.000 Deep respect.
00:00:20.000 Brendan motherfucking shop.
00:00:22.000 Oh, and I got a Sugar Sean O'Malley shirt.
00:00:23.000 I might strip down later and put this motherfucker on.
00:00:26.000 Is that the best shirt Reebok's ever made?
00:00:28.000 Might be one of the dopest shirts in history.
00:00:30.000 It's pretty great.
00:00:31.000 Reebok.
00:00:31.000 Reebok's getting better, man.
00:00:33.000 I'll give it to him.
00:00:33.000 I'm wearing a pair of Reeboks, right?
00:00:35.000 Oh, no.
00:00:35.000 I thought I was.
00:00:37.000 I thought I was for a second too.
00:00:39.000 I had them on earlier today.
00:00:41.000 Reebok sent me a bunch of sneakers.
00:00:43.000 But that's a dope shirt right there.
00:00:44.000 You know me, I was super critical on them for a while.
00:00:47.000 They're getting way better, man.
00:00:48.000 Way better.
00:00:48.000 This is good.
00:00:50.000 When they posted that, I got my boy who works at Reebok.
00:00:53.000 I sent him a screenshot and went, God damn, you guys hit this one out of the park.
00:00:56.000 They're embracing it.
00:00:57.000 They're embracing the fact that he's a stoner.
00:00:59.000 Like, heavy duty.
00:01:00.000 Yeah, it's just a fun shirt.
00:01:02.000 He talks about me?
00:01:03.000 Oh, yeah.
00:01:04.000 What code is Instagram?
00:01:05.000 Dude's getting high all day.
00:01:06.000 Didn't you see him on the last...
00:01:07.000 How does he fight?
00:01:08.000 Well, he just takes time off.
00:01:10.000 You don't have to take much time off anymore.
00:01:11.000 Three weeks or something, right?
00:01:12.000 No.
00:01:13.000 Two weeks?
00:01:13.000 Two days.
00:01:14.000 Two days?
00:01:14.000 Two days.
00:01:16.000 Yeah, the new USADA rules.
00:01:18.000 You just can't be high when you fight.
00:01:19.000 Depending where you fight, though, right?
00:01:21.000 Because there's some issues coming up.
00:01:22.000 I forget which state, but they do it different.
00:01:24.000 Probably Texas, right?
00:01:25.000 The commissions are haters.
00:01:27.000 So, Dylan Dennis, this is not his MMA debut?
00:01:30.000 Yeah, it is.
00:01:31.000 Oh, against Kyle Walker.
00:01:33.000 And Eddie, tell us about Dylan's jiu-jitsu.
00:01:35.000 He's pretty high level.
00:01:37.000 Yeah, he's one of the best around, for sure.
00:01:38.000 He had an amazing match with Gordon Ryan at 2017 Abu Dhabi.
00:01:44.000 I mean, the fight was really close.
00:01:46.000 It could have went either way, and the judges' decision gave it to Gordon, and Gordon went on to win his division.
00:01:52.000 So he's top of the food chain.
00:01:54.000 And he was with Marcelo Garcia.
00:01:56.000 He got his black belt for Marcelo Garcia.
00:01:58.000 Yeah, Marcelo kicked him out for shit-talking, right?
00:02:01.000 Is that the deal?
00:02:02.000 He started hanging out with Conor McGregor, and Marcelo Garcia's The opposite of that kind of shit.
00:02:07.000 Super humble.
00:02:09.000 Incredibly humble.
00:02:09.000 Yeah, you would think, though, that Marcelo and him would work it out, though.
00:02:13.000 Give a guy a black belt, and the guy's a high-level black belt.
00:02:17.000 It was just too much drama.
00:02:18.000 It was a lot of drama.
00:02:19.000 But if you've ever met Dylan in real life, he's a super nice guy.
00:02:21.000 He's a great guy.
00:02:21.000 He's just trying to make some money.
00:02:23.000 He's smart.
00:02:24.000 He talked shit to Jon Jones tonight.
00:02:26.000 Here we go.
00:02:27.000 Oh, that's stupid.
00:02:28.000 I know.
00:02:28.000 All these guys talking shit to Jon Jones are eventually going to have to meet him.
00:02:31.000 And they will get slapped.
00:02:33.000 But then I saw Dylan when the Conor and Floyd fight, me and him sat next to each other.
00:02:36.000 He was the nicest guy in the world, man.
00:02:38.000 Look at his stance.
00:02:39.000 He's very Conor McGregor-esque with that stance.
00:02:41.000 Same coaching, right?
00:02:42.000 Same coaching, same camp.
00:02:43.000 Oh, dude.
00:02:44.000 He's got real problems with his striking.
00:02:46.000 That dude just stepped in and cleaned him with that left.
00:02:49.000 Oh, no!
00:02:50.000 Dude, he got some problems.
00:02:51.000 His stand-up is super rudimentary.
00:02:53.000 I wonder how his takedowns are.
00:02:54.000 They better be good.
00:02:56.000 Well, he's kind of like the Mackenzie Dern, right?
00:02:58.000 Of Bellator.
00:02:59.000 Well, he's obviously closing the distance, too, which is a problem because it's obvious you're coming in.
00:03:04.000 The guy could just wait on you.
00:03:05.000 His distance control is awful.
00:03:06.000 But several times he's been clipped by that left hand.
00:03:08.000 Oh, shit.
00:03:09.000 If this guy...
00:03:11.000 Can keep this fight standing.
00:03:12.000 Okay, yeah.
00:03:13.000 His kicks are stiff.
00:03:15.000 Yeah.
00:03:16.000 But his jiu-jitsu is the shit if he gets his fight to the ground.
00:03:19.000 He's kind of like an alley cat version of Conor.
00:03:22.000 Like super alley cat.
00:03:23.000 Real rough.
00:03:24.000 He pulls back with his chin straight up in the air, too.
00:03:27.000 He needs to get a clinch.
00:03:28.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:03:29.000 He needs to get the underhook.
00:03:29.000 For sure.
00:03:29.000 There you go.
00:03:30.000 I like it.
00:03:33.000 It doesn't happen enough, Eddie.
00:03:34.000 No, it doesn't happen enough.
00:03:36.000 If you can't take the guy down and you're dangerous off your back, pulling guard is great.
00:03:41.000 He's about to get him an arm bar right here.
00:03:44.000 This is good.
00:03:46.000 This guy's in trouble.
00:03:47.000 This guy knows the gig.
00:03:49.000 This guy's going to pull out of this shit.
00:03:51.000 He wants a leg lock.
00:03:52.000 He's going to heel hook him.
00:03:56.000 He's got him.
00:03:56.000 It's in deep.
00:03:57.000 It's over.
00:03:58.000 This guy's fucked.
00:04:01.000 There he goes.
00:04:04.000 And that's a wrap.
00:04:05.000 I think he's okay.
00:04:06.000 He pulled guard and got a heel hook.
00:04:08.000 Pretty sweet.
00:04:09.000 Beautiful.
00:04:09.000 Yeah.
00:04:10.000 Perfect opponent.
00:04:11.000 I don't have a problem giving him a warm-up fight like this.
00:04:13.000 First one, first MMA fight, your Bellator?
00:04:16.000 He's still down.
00:04:17.000 Could be worse.
00:04:17.000 Could be in Pico, your first fight.
00:04:19.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:04:19.000 Just those things, man, when I see a dude get his knee ripped apart like that, like, that dude's fucked.
00:04:24.000 Look at him.
00:04:25.000 He's in pain.
00:04:26.000 You could get your shoulder ripped apart in a Kimura the exact same way.
00:04:29.000 Oh, I know, but it's weird, right?
00:04:31.000 I mean, I'm not saying it makes sense.
00:04:32.000 You just got to know when to tap.
00:04:33.000 That's it.
00:04:34.000 I think the problem is guys aren't too familiar with what goes on with the leg locks, so by the time they're tapping, it's too late.
00:04:39.000 Yeah, but what I'm saying is, for whatever reason, for me, when I watch it, I cringe more with leg locks.
00:04:44.000 I agree.
00:04:45.000 Like, if I see a guy get his arm broken, it doesn't bother me.
00:04:48.000 Like, I see a guy get his knee ripped apart.
00:04:49.000 Is it because we're not used to seeing it?
00:04:51.000 I don't know, man.
00:04:52.000 Maybe it's because I know the tap.
00:04:53.000 Like, you only have so much time to tap.
00:04:56.000 Like, your shit's gonna explode.
00:04:58.000 Maybe it's just...
00:04:59.000 I don't know.
00:05:00.000 I don't know.
00:05:01.000 But when a guy's really good at it, you know, if you fuck up an ankle, he's out for a grip.
00:05:05.000 Yeah.
00:05:06.000 Yep, yep.
00:05:07.000 Oh, yeah, that's a nasty one.
00:05:08.000 Oh, yeah, a toehold.
00:05:09.000 Oh.
00:05:09.000 Nasty toehold.
00:05:10.000 I had a bad angle.
00:05:11.000 It was a toehold.
00:05:12.000 That was a heel hook initially.
00:05:14.000 Yeah, I thought so too.
00:05:15.000 But they didn't really show it, though.
00:05:16.000 You couldn't see his back was due, right, Eddie?
00:05:18.000 Yeah.
00:05:19.000 Well, you know what, man?
00:05:20.000 I mean, I like the fact that he's in there, but man, I feel like just watching him move with his stand-up, I'd like to see him...
00:05:28.000 That's his first fight, brother.
00:05:30.000 I know, but I'd like to see him...
00:05:32.000 Get some more stand-up training.
00:05:33.000 Just, it seems like...
00:05:35.000 I mean, look, if he gets guys to the ground, they're in a world of shit.
00:05:39.000 But you can see from his stand-up, it's like rudimentary.
00:05:42.000 It's super amateur, but how is that any different than Michael Venom-Page?
00:05:45.000 You has zero jiu-jitsu, or so much as zero jiu-jitsu.
00:05:48.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:05:49.000 Because he starts on the feet, but for Dale and Danis, he's as straight-up black belt as they get when it comes to the ground.
00:05:55.000 It's true.
00:05:56.000 It doesn't matter.
00:05:57.000 You know Michael Venom-Page's tap people.
00:05:59.000 He's tapped people with networks and shit.
00:06:02.000 Yeah, I'm just saying.
00:06:03.000 I don't think his jiu-jitsu is as bad as you think.
00:06:06.000 Not Michael Van Page.
00:06:07.000 He's no Dylan Dennis.
00:06:08.000 No.
00:06:09.000 But Paul Daly.
00:06:11.000 Yeah, that's a good example.
00:06:12.000 Jiu-jitsu's awful.
00:06:13.000 Yeah, if you're high-level at one aspect, whether it's wrestling, jiu-jitsu, or striking, if you're super high-level, world-class, you can suck at the other two.
00:06:22.000 It doesn't matter.
00:06:23.000 I mean, look at Melvin Manhoof.
00:06:25.000 He's so dangerous on his feet, he doesn't really have any jiu-jitsu, but it's okay.
00:06:29.000 It's true.
00:06:29.000 People still want to see him fight.
00:06:30.000 Look at Damian Meyer, Jake Shields.
00:06:32.000 Exactly.
00:06:33.000 I see a guy like Dylan Dennis, who's so good on the ground, I really want him to achieve a certain level of striking proficiency.
00:06:41.000 Before he fights?
00:06:41.000 Before he fights, yeah.
00:06:43.000 Yeah, I just feel like a wrestler is going to put him in a world of shit.
00:06:47.000 The other thing, Joe, he's never been in that cage before.
00:06:50.000 So maybe in training, he's putting it all together.
00:06:52.000 You're ready to go.
00:06:53.000 He gets in there, he's like, damn.
00:06:54.000 Maybe his nerves, never felt those nerves inside the cage.
00:06:58.000 And he took those shots, too.
00:06:59.000 Took those shots on the chin well.
00:07:01.000 He got hit with a couple good clean left hands.
00:07:03.000 And he adjusted.
00:07:04.000 I'm sure, I'm about a million percent sure the plan wasn't to go out there and pull guard.
00:07:09.000 The fact that he realized, oh shit, this guy's tagging me, and he was kind of hesitant to get in tight to get a takedown, pulling guard showed that he can adapt.
00:07:18.000 I'm not mad at it at all.
00:07:20.000 Yeah, I'm sure that was probably in the plan, you know, plan B, plan C. But if he gets guys to the ground, they're in a world of shit.
00:07:28.000 Most fighters, they don't have it in their plan to pull guard.
00:07:31.000 Most don't.
00:07:32.000 Not the ones that I've talked to.
00:07:34.000 It's never part of the plan.
00:07:35.000 Like, if this doesn't work or that doesn't work, I'm going to pull guard.
00:07:38.000 It's either, I'm going to try to take him down until the bitter end.
00:07:42.000 Speaking of pulling guard, you know Kamaru Usman's fighting Damian Maia?
00:07:45.000 Yes, Damian Maia took on short notice.
00:07:47.000 How's that weight cut, son?
00:07:48.000 That's not good.
00:07:49.000 Was he supposed to be fighting Ponzinobio?
00:07:51.000 Yes.
00:07:51.000 And what happened?
00:07:52.000 He got hurt.
00:07:53.000 A knee injury, right?
00:07:54.000 Man.
00:07:55.000 That car has taken a hit because then our boy, No Time...
00:08:00.000 Isn't fighting Shogun.
00:08:02.000 So they have to move it because of his...
00:08:04.000 Since he lives in Germany...
00:08:06.000 Well, because of his things going on in Florida with the felony or whatever he's waiting on, he can't travel.
00:08:12.000 Oh, so he has to hide?
00:08:13.000 Yeah, so he can't travel to Chile, so they have to do it there.
00:08:16.000 Oh, he beat somebody out of Florida, right?
00:08:16.000 The fight's still on, but they have to take it off Chile.
00:08:19.000 Oh.
00:08:20.000 That guard's taking a hit.
00:08:22.000 Usman's a monster.
00:08:24.000 He's a monster.
00:08:25.000 But, you know, Damian Maia is a monster on the ground.
00:08:28.000 And Usman's, most of his game is the ground.
00:08:31.000 Yeah, it's ground and pound.
00:08:32.000 Yeah, most of his game.
00:08:33.000 It's going to be very interesting to see.
00:08:35.000 That thing is Big John McCarthy.
00:08:37.000 It sounds like a shitty fight, I gotta be honest.
00:08:38.000 Big John McCarthy's a big motherfucker to be interviewing people.
00:08:41.000 You know what I mean?
00:08:42.000 Like, I've seen him interview some flyweights.
00:08:44.000 Yeah, he's a big dude.
00:08:45.000 It's like, yikes.
00:08:45.000 Dylan Dan is about to drop some fire on this mic.
00:08:48.000 Because, you know, he takes after Connor a little too much.
00:08:50.000 He's about to drop some pure fire.
00:08:52.000 What is he saying?
00:08:56.000 We got some volume, Jamie?
00:08:58.000 It's not working?
00:09:00.000 ...
00:09:15.000 Hmm.
00:09:17.000 Okay, back to the drawing board.
00:09:20.000 Free seminar.
00:09:21.000 He had that one prepared.
00:09:24.000 Remember the seminar one.
00:09:26.000 Don't forget the seminar one.
00:09:27.000 Also Samurai.
00:09:28.000 You're willing to die in there because we haven't heard that before.
00:09:30.000 Yeah, never heard that before.
00:09:31.000 Come find me, bro.
00:09:32.000 I'll give you some tips.
00:09:33.000 We need some work on that shit talking.
00:09:36.000 Connor's probably sent a text right now, bro.
00:09:38.000 Mate.
00:09:40.000 Tighten it up, mate.
00:09:41.000 Find a dolly in the back.
00:09:43.000 Yeah, well, you know, he's all fucking weirded out.
00:09:45.000 That may have been Connor's line.
00:09:46.000 Maybe he wrote it for him.
00:09:48.000 Could be.
00:09:49.000 Tell him you're willing to die.
00:09:52.000 You're willing to die in there, mate.
00:09:54.000 You give him a free seminar?
00:09:56.000 Dylan Downs can be a beast to beat though.
00:09:59.000 Especially if Bellator gives him the right matchups.
00:10:03.000 Why wouldn't you though?
00:10:03.000 It's his first fight.
00:10:04.000 Definitely feed him.
00:10:05.000 And he's a wrestler too.
00:10:07.000 I think he wrestled four or five years growing up.
00:10:11.000 There's some good fights on this card.
00:10:14.000 Rafael Lovato versus Gerald Harris.
00:10:17.000 I like that fight.
00:10:18.000 That's an interesting fight, man.
00:10:21.000 Roy Nelson versus Mirko Krokop, they've been giving him the testing, son.
00:10:26.000 They've been giving him the testing, apparently.
00:10:28.000 Do you believe they're testing?
00:10:30.000 When I hear Bellator's testing, I always like, wink, wink.
00:10:33.000 That's like the Olympia.
00:10:34.000 We had tested, bro!
00:10:36.000 Oh, really?
00:10:37.000 What are you doing?
00:10:38.000 Come on.
00:10:38.000 Do you give him, like, a written test?
00:10:40.000 Yeah, come on.
00:10:40.000 What did you take today?
00:10:42.000 Let's get real.
00:10:42.000 Nothing.
00:10:43.000 I didn't take nothing.
00:10:45.000 A written test.
00:10:47.000 Just a written test.
00:10:48.000 Dudes are fucking eating hay and snorting around so much equipoise.
00:10:52.000 Dude, that's like Canelo.
00:10:54.000 He came back, he did that hair follicle sample.
00:10:57.000 But people are saying bullshit, though.
00:10:59.000 Why?
00:11:00.000 I guess the way it was done, like, how do we know it's his hair?
00:11:03.000 It's coming from his camp exclusively.
00:11:05.000 Oh, is it?
00:11:05.000 Yeah.
00:11:06.000 It's his trainer.
00:11:07.000 I was like, come on, man.
00:11:08.000 Yeah, it's his camp.
00:11:09.000 He tested positive for being a 55-year-old trainer.
00:11:12.000 LAUGHTER That's a bummer, man, that that fight is down because now he's fighting one of Edmund's boys.
00:11:22.000 He's fighting...
00:11:23.000 Triple G's fighting...
00:11:24.000 My poor soul took that fucking fight.
00:11:26.000 Some wild ass Armenian.
00:11:28.000 Ah, have fun with that.
00:11:29.000 He's got an Enian.
00:11:30.000 He's trained by Edmund?
00:11:31.000 He's got an Enian name.
00:11:32.000 One of them Armenian characters.
00:11:33.000 Enjoy that, brother.
00:11:34.000 Enjoy that, man.
00:11:36.000 Yeah, well, what are you gonna do?
00:11:38.000 Glendale in the house.
00:11:42.000 I enjoyed that.
00:11:43.000 Fucking Armenians love to fight, man.
00:11:45.000 Yeah, they're tough as they come.
00:11:47.000 Damn.
00:11:49.000 Fedor, 36-5, Frank Mir, 18-11.
00:11:53.000 Wow.
00:11:54.000 Yeah, I mean, Fedor, he's looking thick, thick, thick.
00:11:57.000 Yeah, he don't look good.
00:11:59.000 They need to let him fight in Japan again.
00:12:02.000 Get him on the right mixture.
00:12:04.000 Frank's looking good.
00:12:05.000 I just had Frank on my show.
00:12:06.000 I was like, dude, you are jacked right now.
00:12:08.000 I was talking about Fedor.
00:12:09.000 I said, I'd jump to half guard.
00:12:12.000 He's like, what would you do?
00:12:13.000 I was like, I wouldn't play that striking battle in the first round.
00:12:15.000 I'd jump to half guard if I had your half guard.
00:12:17.000 He's like, get that fucked up.
00:12:17.000 Fedor's really good on the ground.
00:12:19.000 He's good on top.
00:12:20.000 And his ground and pound is death.
00:12:21.000 I know.
00:12:23.000 I know, man.
00:12:23.000 Remember the way he did to Noguera?
00:12:26.000 Oh, for sure in the day.
00:12:27.000 Dude, some of the best.
00:12:28.000 However, a different game now.
00:12:29.000 Yeah, I'm super suspicious about all those old fights now, though.
00:12:33.000 You know, I'm super suspicious.
00:12:35.000 Preach, brother.
00:12:35.000 Super suspicious.
00:12:36.000 Because then he comes here and just gets fucking ran through.
00:12:39.000 Like a sorority girl.
00:12:40.000 Well, those Noguera fights.
00:12:42.000 Those weren't fake.
00:12:43.000 No, no, no.
00:12:44.000 That's not what I mean.
00:12:45.000 That's not what I mean.
00:12:46.000 I mean steroids.
00:12:47.000 Of course.
00:12:48.000 I mean performance-enhancing drugs.
00:12:49.000 Of course.
00:12:49.000 I mean, we're looking at a different human.
00:12:51.000 That's what I'm thinking.
00:12:52.000 But aren't you guys just saying Bellator don't really check?
00:12:56.000 We're joking around.
00:12:57.000 They do some check-in.
00:12:58.000 They do have state athletic commissions.
00:13:00.000 They do better than Russia.
00:13:00.000 We know that.
00:13:02.000 Well, then Japan.
00:13:04.000 Japan was encouraging.
00:13:05.000 100%.
00:13:06.000 And who knows who was doing what and who wasn't doing what, but when you talk to the guys who were over there like Ensign Inouye, and they'll tell you they had it in capital letters in the contract, we will not test you for steroids.
00:13:19.000 And then you look at Vanderlei when he weighed 20, 218 when he fought Krokop.
00:13:24.000 He was heavier than Krokop when he fought Krokop.
00:13:27.000 I mean, that is just fucking bananas.
00:13:29.000 Yeah, but if you look at that, Joe, you can also say that about the UFC till USADA came in.
00:13:33.000 You definitely can.
00:13:34.000 You definitely can.
00:13:35.000 But you can up until the point...
00:13:38.000 I think it's a hair less.
00:13:40.000 But TRT days?
00:13:41.000 Pride encouraged it, though.
00:13:42.000 No, not TRT days.
00:13:43.000 You're right about TRT days.
00:13:45.000 Like TRTV tour, we always rant about that.
00:13:47.000 That was legal.
00:13:48.000 All those boys...
00:13:48.000 Yeah.
00:13:49.000 Well, the guys who were on TRT, including Frank.
00:13:51.000 Frank was on TRT for a while.
00:13:52.000 They were telling fighters to go up a weight class.
00:13:55.000 They're like, you know what?
00:13:55.000 You need to go up and gain some weight.
00:13:58.000 Well, they were also telling fighters that we'll let you win.
00:14:01.000 You know, we know guys...
00:14:03.000 That was K1. Same shit.
00:14:06.000 It's Japan.
00:14:07.000 You guys talking some dark web shit right now.
00:14:11.000 QAnon shit.
00:14:12.000 How dare you ruin my childhood?
00:14:13.000 How dare you?
00:14:14.000 Probably died tonight.
00:14:16.000 Listen, there was just a lot of shenanigans going on back in the day, but a lot of it was also they were just trying to compete with the UFC and they were trying to do a big business.
00:14:25.000 And it was awesome.
00:14:26.000 It was awesome.
00:14:26.000 It was awesome.
00:14:27.000 It was awesome.
00:14:28.000 I mean...
00:14:29.000 They were superheroes.
00:14:30.000 I got one name for you.
00:14:32.000 Bob Sapp.
00:14:32.000 Oh, fuck.
00:14:33.000 Come on, son.
00:14:34.000 Bob Sapp when he was 375 pounds with abs.
00:14:37.000 I love that.
00:14:38.000 He was so jacked.
00:14:39.000 He was 370 with abs!
00:14:42.000 370!
00:14:42.000 And, like, not bad cardio.
00:14:44.000 Wasn't bad.
00:14:45.000 Not bad.
00:14:45.000 Oh, he was on everything, though, bro.
00:14:47.000 Every drug they had.
00:14:48.000 Everything.
00:14:49.000 They made.
00:14:49.000 All the EPOs and the EPIs and the EPAs.
00:14:53.000 He was on the Environmental Protection Agency, the DEA, the FBI, the CIA. He was so big.
00:15:00.000 He stood out so big in Japan, he couldn't go anywhere.
00:15:05.000 Well, you remember when he was like a super-duper star over in Japan?
00:15:08.000 But then there was a situation with, I believe it was K-1.
00:15:14.000 They wanted him to sign a contract after he fought.
00:15:18.000 And he was like, I want the contract before I fucking fight, man.
00:15:21.000 Like, I gotta see the contract.
00:15:24.000 And they're like, you know, you fight and then contract.
00:15:26.000 He was like, fuck you.
00:15:28.000 This is crazy.
00:15:29.000 So he walked out of the fight.
00:15:30.000 And he was done after that.
00:15:32.000 He was the main event.
00:15:33.000 He's lucky he didn't get dealt with.
00:15:35.000 Yeah, he's lucky he didn't get Yakuza'd.
00:15:37.000 Yakuza style.
00:15:37.000 Yeah.
00:15:38.000 Look at this, 57%.
00:15:40.000 Chael thinks...
00:15:41.000 How about Chael has to fight the winner of this?
00:15:43.000 Yeah, that's crazy.
00:15:45.000 Dude, how good did Chael look against Rampage?
00:15:47.000 He looked fucking good.
00:15:48.000 His wrestling is always good.
00:15:49.000 He prepares.
00:15:50.000 He's smart.
00:15:52.000 I mean, say what you want about Chael Sonnen.
00:15:54.000 You know, that guy is always prepared.
00:15:56.000 Neiman Gracie.
00:15:57.000 Ooh.
00:15:58.000 This is interesting.
00:16:00.000 I don't know anything about Javier Torres.
00:16:02.000 Do you know anything about Javier Torres?
00:16:03.000 Hopefully his jiu-jitsu is good.
00:16:05.000 Yeah.
00:16:05.000 Probably not as good as Neiman Gracie's.
00:16:10.000 Interesting.
00:16:11.000 I mean, no one could say anything.
00:16:13.000 Look, whatever everybody was on back then, Fedor was still beating everybody's ass.
00:16:18.000 So if they were all on the same shit, Fedor was still beating everybody's ass.
00:16:21.000 Yeah, but the caveat to that is when he came over to the U.S., he got dealt with with our guys.
00:16:26.000 Yes, pretty quickly.
00:16:27.000 He struggled with Brett Rogers, right?
00:16:29.000 Struggled a little bit with him.
00:16:31.000 Gets dealt with with Dan Henderson.
00:16:33.000 Henderson beat the fuck out of him.
00:16:35.000 He beat Orlovsky.
00:16:36.000 Bigfoot Silva fucked him up.
00:16:38.000 Yeah, he beat Orlovsky.
00:16:39.000 He beat Orlovsky in affliction.
00:16:42.000 There was no testing in affliction.
00:16:44.000 That affliction thing was the wild, wild west.
00:16:47.000 They were t-shirt guys throwing a huge event.
00:16:50.000 Wasn't Orlovsky in the air when he got hit?
00:16:53.000 He was winning the fight.
00:16:55.000 He was whooping his ass through a flying knee.
00:16:56.000 He was dealing with him in the stand-up, and then he did something real stupid, and he got clipped with a haymaker.
00:17:03.000 That was such a crazy knockout, too.
00:17:04.000 That was such a cool fight.
00:17:05.000 Because Arlovsky front-kicked him to the gut.
00:17:07.000 He was boxing him up.
00:17:08.000 He looked good.
00:17:09.000 Arlovsky looked good.
00:17:10.000 But he did something really nutty, and then all of a sudden, boom!
00:17:14.000 The bomb dropped.
00:17:14.000 So, Fedor, Tim Silva under Arlovsky.
00:17:17.000 Tim Sylvia fight was amazing.
00:17:18.000 Good fight.
00:17:19.000 That was amazing.
00:17:19.000 Great fight.
00:17:20.000 He looked like Fedor in that fight.
00:17:22.000 And then the Strikeforce.
00:17:24.000 Then you got Elite XC, right?
00:17:25.000 And you got Brett Rogers, Dan Henderson, Bigfoot Silva, Verdum.
00:17:29.000 Was it Elite XC? Was it Elite XC when he fought Bret Rogers?
00:17:34.000 I want to say it's Strikeforce.
00:17:36.000 I think it's Strikeforce.
00:17:37.000 I think Elite XC was just Kimbo.
00:17:40.000 I don't think...
00:17:41.000 Bret Rogers was Elite XC. Am I going crazy?
00:17:45.000 I think you're going crazy.
00:17:46.000 Because remember Strikeforce, Bret Rogers fought Overeem when Overeem was Overeem and Overeem fucked him up.
00:17:55.000 He hit him with a leg kick like 15, 20 seconds into the fight.
00:17:58.000 One of those thudding, Holland-style leg kicks.
00:18:01.000 And then you see Brett Rogers' face like, oh, shit.
00:18:04.000 That's not snowflake.
00:18:05.000 No, but Overeem hit him with some technique.
00:18:08.000 Yeah.
00:18:09.000 Hit him with that real technique.
00:18:11.000 That's why the argument for Stipe being the best heavyweight of all time is a legit argument, because he's fought clean, he's never been...
00:18:18.000 Well, he's defended the UFC title, which is the hardest title to defend in terms of historically.
00:18:25.000 No one's defended it more than him.
00:18:27.000 He defended it three times.
00:18:28.000 Nobody else beat two.
00:18:30.000 The only issue with that, if you want to argue against Deepin, I'm not.
00:18:33.000 I think he's the best of all time.
00:18:34.000 Him or Kane.
00:18:35.000 But if you want to argue that, you're going to say, well, the guys he's beat aren't in their prime.
00:18:38.000 That's a good point.
00:18:39.000 That's a good point.
00:18:40.000 I think that's true.
00:18:42.000 What?
00:18:42.000 There's a Scientology network.
00:18:44.000 What?
00:18:45.000 Curious?
00:18:46.000 Yeah, they just started it recently.
00:18:47.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:18:48.000 And they're advertising it on Paramount?
00:18:50.000 Holy shit.
00:18:51.000 Curious?
00:18:52.000 Oh boy, Paramount.
00:18:53.000 Despa is Paramount.
00:18:55.000 Well, they might be paying.
00:18:56.000 That's Tom Cruise money, son.
00:18:58.000 You ever drive by Scientology building?
00:19:00.000 I drove by it last night.
00:19:01.000 I got the test once.
00:19:02.000 I want in in there.
00:19:03.000 I got the test.
00:19:04.000 I went to one of those things.
00:19:05.000 No, you didn't.
00:19:06.000 I held the cans.
00:19:06.000 Yeah.
00:19:07.000 I was filming a TV show for CBS, and we were outside in San Diego.
00:19:11.000 And while we had some downtime, they had this thing set up, like a stress test.
00:19:16.000 And you go and you hold onto these cans, and they ask you questions.
00:19:20.000 I want to say Brian did stand-up in there.
00:19:22.000 Someone asked me to go up there and do...
00:19:23.000 Either he did stand-up or like a TED Talk or some shit in a Scientology building.
00:19:27.000 Really?
00:19:28.000 Yeah, he did something weird in there.
00:19:29.000 Yeah, he did something weird.
00:19:30.000 Well, he was taking acting lessons with a guy who was a rabid Scientologist.
00:19:36.000 And then I went to see Brian's acting teacher sing songs from musicals.
00:19:44.000 Not even a musical, just the songs from the musical.
00:19:47.000 Sounds horrible.
00:19:49.000 Oh, it was amazing.
00:19:50.000 It was great.
00:19:52.000 Me and Brian were high as Jesus on the space shuttle.
00:19:55.000 I mean, we were gone.
00:19:57.000 We were hugging each other while it was going on.
00:19:59.000 We couldn't believe how ridiculous it was.
00:20:02.000 We're like, oh!
00:20:04.000 He either did like a motivational talk or stand up there, though.
00:20:07.000 Well, he was, you know, there's a thing about acting classes.
00:20:11.000 A lot of, my ex-girlfriend, one of her acting classes when I first moved to LA and I started dating this chick was an actress.
00:20:18.000 Her acting class was a Scientology-based acting class.
00:20:22.000 And apparently it's really common.
00:20:23.000 There's a lot, or at least it was at the time.
00:20:25.000 Isn't the gig kind of up with everything coming out?
00:20:28.000 With that Leah Ramey or whatever her name is?
00:20:30.000 Leah Ramey.
00:20:30.000 Yeah, it should be.
00:20:31.000 Like, the gig's up.
00:20:32.000 It should be.
00:20:32.000 Like, now there's the internet, there's podcasts around which full of shit it is.
00:20:36.000 Yo, some people are just dying to get took.
00:20:39.000 They're just dying.
00:20:41.000 I mean, someone's like, yo, Brenton, you can be the next fucking Expendable Seven.
00:20:45.000 You just gotta jump into the Scientology.
00:20:47.000 I'd probably check it out.
00:20:48.000 Well, it happens with girls.
00:20:50.000 With girls, apparently, they come to them and they'll arrange, like, boyfriend stuff.
00:20:55.000 Situations and wedding situations.
00:20:56.000 That's what happened with Tommy Cruz, right?
00:20:58.000 Allegedly.
00:20:58.000 Katie Holmes.
00:20:59.000 Allegedly.
00:21:00.000 She said, fuck that noise.
00:21:01.000 Now she's with Jamie Foxx.
00:21:02.000 What's up?
00:21:03.000 What?
00:21:04.000 I work for E. What's up?
00:21:05.000 What's up?
00:21:07.000 Oh, shit.
00:21:10.000 Jamie Foxx laying it down.
00:21:11.000 Damn.
00:21:12.000 I know.
00:21:13.000 Shit.
00:21:13.000 Fuck you, talkers.
00:21:16.000 Shit.
00:21:17.000 Tom Cruise is laying low right now.
00:21:20.000 He apparently did some crazy ass stunt for Mission Impossible where they had to film it like a hundred times.
00:21:28.000 Did you see it?
00:21:29.000 No, I heard it.
00:21:30.000 Jamie hit it.
00:21:31.000 You didn't see it?
00:21:32.000 He jumped from building to building.
00:21:34.000 He does all his own stunts.
00:21:36.000 He is a badass.
00:21:37.000 He does?
00:21:37.000 Yeah, he does all his own stunts.
00:21:39.000 Even when he's flying out of the helicopter, he doesn't let anyone else do it.
00:21:43.000 He's jumping from building to building, and he just barely misses it, and from another building going down, he lands foot first, like, into the building, and his fucking ankle goes, cut!
00:21:52.000 It's like Jackie Chan broke his shit, and he's like, cut!
00:21:55.000 He still, like, finishes the take, and he's like, mm-mm, mm-mm, and they have to stop filming.
00:22:00.000 Wow, I need to see this.
00:22:01.000 He's a bit of a badass.
00:22:02.000 And he's 53?
00:22:05.000 I don't know, man.
00:22:06.000 He's not young.
00:22:07.000 He's not young.
00:22:07.000 Kind of killing it, though.
00:22:09.000 Listen, that Scientology shit is real.
00:22:11.000 It's got him convinced.
00:22:13.000 It's real, son.
00:22:14.000 We need to see this.
00:22:15.000 That L. Hubbard shit.
00:22:16.000 It's got him convinced.
00:22:16.000 How do they have so much power in Hollywood?
00:22:19.000 How does that work?
00:22:20.000 Just Tom Cruise alone?
00:22:20.000 Him and John Travolta.
00:22:22.000 He's got this cord attached to him.
00:22:23.000 Look at this.
00:22:23.000 Boom!
00:22:24.000 Oh, shit!
00:22:25.000 Watch this angle.
00:22:27.000 Boom!
00:22:28.000 Yo, that is crazy.
00:22:30.000 But you're Tom Cruise.
00:22:31.000 Look at this.
00:22:32.000 Oh, shit!
00:22:35.000 Snap this shit, son.
00:22:49.000 That's a quite a jump, too.
00:22:53.000 That's a quite a distance.
00:22:54.000 You know all the scenes in the helicopter and all that where he's hanging out?
00:22:57.000 Yeah, that's all him.
00:22:59.000 And he's white.
00:23:00.000 White.
00:23:01.000 See that jump?
00:23:03.000 White men can jump.
00:23:05.000 He can.
00:23:07.000 He had a rope.
00:23:08.000 He definitely had a rope.
00:23:09.000 That's true.
00:23:10.000 That is true.
00:23:11.000 But if that rope wasn't there, he would have lived.
00:23:14.000 Right?
00:23:14.000 He made it.
00:23:15.000 He actually made it.
00:23:16.000 I don't know.
00:23:16.000 The rope didn't help him.
00:23:17.000 You don't think they're kind of like...
00:23:19.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:23:20.000 Watch it again.
00:23:20.000 Play it again.
00:23:21.000 I don't know if there's no rope if he makes that.
00:23:24.000 Does the rope kind of hold him back?
00:23:25.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:23:26.000 The rope's carrying him.
00:23:26.000 The rope's carrying him?
00:23:27.000 Yeah.
00:23:28.000 Oh, so the rope's assisting him?
00:23:29.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:23:30.000 All right, let me see.
00:23:30.000 Yeah, for sure.
00:23:31.000 It looked like the rope was behind him.
00:23:33.000 Yeah.
00:23:34.000 I thought the rope was just to catch him.
00:23:37.000 Cautionary?
00:23:38.000 Because the rope, like, that's a weird thing.
00:23:40.000 The rope is assisting him.
00:23:41.000 Like, man, how do you even plan that?
00:23:43.000 That's kind of cool.
00:23:44.000 The rope kind of catapults you.
00:23:45.000 Well, maybe assist him.
00:23:47.000 The rope is behind him.
00:23:48.000 No, the rope's behind him.
00:23:49.000 That rope is not helping.
00:23:50.000 Oh, and there's one above him, too.
00:23:51.000 Oh, there's one above him, too.
00:23:52.000 There's two.
00:23:53.000 Yeah, yeah, you're right.
00:23:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:56.000 It's also to catch him so he doesn't fall all the way down and die.
00:23:58.000 Yeah, well, that's what it's for.
00:23:59.000 That's what my point was.
00:24:00.000 I still think he has hops.
00:24:02.000 I still think he has a little bit of athletic ability.
00:24:04.000 I bet it looked like his Achilles tendon tore off.
00:24:07.000 Yeah, that looks like the rope's carrying him.
00:24:10.000 I bet he has drugs that we don't even know about to fix that ankle.
00:24:13.000 Yeah, they get that from Mars.
00:24:14.000 They get that shit from...
00:24:15.000 They pull it out of the fake rocks that they pull out of Mars.
00:24:19.000 Here's another one.
00:24:19.000 Let me see the other one.
00:24:20.000 He hung on the side of the plane.
00:24:21.000 Well, that's fun.
00:24:23.000 And is he attached with a rope, too?
00:24:24.000 Yeah, a little bit, but...
00:24:25.000 Still, though.
00:24:26.000 What other A-lister does this shit?
00:24:29.000 He still really gets taken off.
00:24:30.000 He's hanging there.
00:24:31.000 That's nuts.
00:24:32.000 That's fucking nuts.
00:24:34.000 That's bananas.
00:24:36.000 That man's crazy.
00:24:37.000 He has a rope, though, right?
00:24:37.000 You know, you'd be surprised at how hard it is to hang for long periods of time.
00:24:43.000 You know, when I hurt my shoulder and I started hanging, you know, just holding onto a bar and hang, I was stunned at how little...
00:24:51.000 How weak you are?
00:24:51.000 How...
00:24:52.000 I do a lot of chin-ups, but I can't hold on for more than two minutes.
00:24:55.000 It's something you have to condition, for sure.
00:24:57.000 You've got to really condition the shit out of yourself.
00:24:58.000 Do you think you're going to save your ass and hang on the side of a plane?
00:25:03.000 No, you're screwed.
00:25:03.000 No, you're dead.
00:25:04.000 You can't do it.
00:25:06.000 Oh, Dan, why'd you push the camera away like that?
00:25:07.000 He's like, get out of my face, bitch.
00:25:08.000 You've got that camera too close to me.
00:25:10.000 I'm about to choke someone out, son.
00:25:11.000 We had a Fear Factor episode once where people had to hang from, there was a bridge, and there was a bar on the bridge, and it was men and women, and you hung as long as you could hold it until you dropped into the water.
00:25:23.000 And the girls beat the guys.
00:25:24.000 How long were they holding?
00:25:25.000 Because they were lighter.
00:25:26.000 Do you remember that?
00:25:26.000 Not very long.
00:25:27.000 Not very long.
00:25:28.000 A few minutes?
00:25:28.000 No.
00:25:29.000 No.
00:25:29.000 Oh, wow.
00:25:30.000 No, I don't think anybody beat, like, two minutes and 20 seconds or some shit.
00:25:35.000 Here we go.
00:25:36.000 Neiman Gracie, ready to choke a motherfucker.
00:25:39.000 That's how I saw him fight was on that Newark Mets Square Garden card.
00:25:45.000 I think it's Henzo's nephew.
00:25:47.000 Yeah.
00:25:48.000 He looks hyper-aggressive.
00:25:49.000 He looks like a Henzo nephew.
00:25:52.000 Big kid, man.
00:25:54.000 And so the other guy is Javier Torres?
00:25:56.000 Is that his name?
00:25:58.000 Does it say James?
00:26:00.000 Yeah.
00:26:02.000 Did you see Roy McDonald asking Ben Askren to sign with Bellator?
00:26:06.000 Yeah.
00:26:07.000 And Ben Askren wants to do it, too.
00:26:11.000 Ben Askren still owes fights with 1FC, though.
00:26:14.000 So they would have to do some sort of a co-promotion.
00:26:16.000 He's under contract with them?
00:26:17.000 Yeah, he owes two fights.
00:26:18.000 He owes two fights with 1FC. Hey, 1FC, I know you're listening.
00:26:21.000 Do us all a solid.
00:26:22.000 Do all the hardcores a solid.
00:26:24.000 Let them out, man.
00:26:25.000 They're never going to let them out.
00:26:26.000 What they would do is they would co-promote.
00:26:28.000 And it's possible.
00:26:30.000 Not if he wants to fight in the UFC. It's possible.
00:26:32.000 Oh, hell.
00:26:33.000 The UFC co-promoting with 1FC? It would have to be favorable conditions with the UFC where they just make some sort of a deal.
00:26:43.000 1FC can stream it or some shit?
00:26:44.000 Yeah, something.
00:26:45.000 It would have to be something, or they give them a piece of the revenue, but it would have to be a very small piece.
00:26:51.000 The odds are already against him to sign with the UFC, and then you go, alright, now you've got to make this deal with the 1FC, and Dana's going to kick rockets, man.
00:26:56.000 Well, what he should do is he should get out of that contract.
00:26:59.000 And just smoke two dudes real fast?
00:27:01.000 Yeah, just smash two dudes.
00:27:02.000 Just give me two cans.
00:27:04.000 He's the can crusher over there.
00:27:05.000 Rich Franklin's the guy who does the...
00:27:07.000 How dare you call him King Crusher?
00:27:09.000 Matt Hume is too.
00:27:10.000 Matt Hume's a part of 1FC as well.
00:27:11.000 Those fellas know what's up.
00:27:12.000 Let's get one of the greatest fights of all time rolling, my man.
00:27:15.000 Well, who would you have him fight?
00:27:17.000 Woodley?
00:27:18.000 His friends with Woodley.
00:27:19.000 They're training partners.
00:27:20.000 I'd have him fight GSP first, and then I'd have him fight Khabib.
00:27:24.000 Do you think GSP would take that fight?
00:27:28.000 Khabib.
00:27:29.000 Khabib.
00:27:29.000 But nobody knows who Askren is outside of the hardcore fans.
00:27:33.000 He said he would.
00:27:33.000 Khabib said he would.
00:27:34.000 Khabib wants to go to 70, yeah.
00:27:35.000 Yeah.
00:27:36.000 Khabib wants to fight at 70. Oh, shit.
00:27:38.000 That is the fight I want to see.
00:27:39.000 Khabib would?
00:27:40.000 No, Askren.
00:27:41.000 Oh, me too.
00:27:42.000 Askren, Khabib is what I would want to see.
00:27:44.000 That's my number one fight.
00:27:45.000 Because good luck taking GSP down.
00:27:48.000 Just good luck.
00:27:49.000 And good luck standing with him, too.
00:27:51.000 You know, the stand-up, there's a big gap between...
00:27:54.000 Ben Askren's stand-up and GSP's stand-up.
00:27:56.000 There's a big gap between Ben Askren's grappling and GSP's grappling.
00:27:59.000 It's true.
00:28:00.000 It's an amazing fight.
00:28:01.000 What?
00:28:02.000 There's a big gap between what?
00:28:03.000 Ben Askren's grappling and GSP's grappling.
00:28:06.000 Really?
00:28:07.000 There's a big gap?
00:28:08.000 Yes.
00:28:08.000 There's a big gap.
00:28:09.000 Ben Askren's a legit Olympian.
00:28:11.000 Legit Olympian.
00:28:12.000 Wait, wait, GSP? Yeah.
00:28:14.000 GSP and Askren, big gap.
00:28:15.000 Yep.
00:28:16.000 If they wrestle, Askren rolls them up.
00:28:17.000 I don't know about that.
00:28:19.000 Okay.
00:28:20.000 Think how good Woodley is and ask Woodley.
00:28:22.000 The GSP has more takedowns in UFC history.
00:28:26.000 You're right, but he never fought a guy at the level of Askren when it comes to wrestling.
00:28:30.000 In my opinion.
00:28:31.000 He's a black belt in jiu-jitsu.
00:28:33.000 No, you're right.
00:28:34.000 If it gets to the ground.
00:28:35.000 The best guy he fought as far as wrestling credentials, probably Josh Koscheck.
00:28:41.000 My thought would be that GSP would never let the fight go to the ground.
00:28:45.000 Look at these leg locks.
00:28:46.000 Oh, he's doubled up, too.
00:28:47.000 Look at this.
00:28:49.000 That dude's in trouble.
00:28:51.000 That dude's in trouble.
00:28:52.000 It's crazy how leg locks are now making their way much more prominently in MMA now.
00:28:59.000 You've seen much more leg lock action.
00:29:01.000 Unless you're focused on it, I feel like, okay, you're fighting Dylan Danis.
00:29:05.000 Oh, you have six weeks to get ready for that?
00:29:07.000 You're not going to learn the leg lock game.
00:29:08.000 Is that fair, Eddie?
00:29:09.000 There's no way, right?
00:29:10.000 No.
00:29:11.000 If you're going against a high-level leg locker, it's going to take you four years to catch him.
00:29:14.000 Right?
00:29:15.000 So these guys, they're so far behind, they're like, fuck Dylan Danis.
00:29:18.000 Let's work on leg locks.
00:29:19.000 It's too late.
00:29:19.000 Here it is, son.
00:29:22.000 He's doing the right thing.
00:29:23.000 Yeah.
00:29:24.000 But his both legs are tied up, man.
00:29:25.000 He's so stuck.
00:29:28.000 That's such a gross feeling.
00:29:29.000 You could do it in two years.
00:29:30.000 It doesn't have to be four years.
00:29:32.000 Average.
00:29:32.000 Two years if you're with a good coach.
00:29:35.000 If you're going to try to battle someone at like, you know, Henzo Gracie guy, leg lock level, it's going to take you at least two years to stalemate.
00:29:47.000 Yeah, that's the thing with MMA is generally in MMA leg locks were thought of as a technique you don't really ever need to even focus on because it just in MMA There were too many people have gotten knocked out going for leg locks So the general consensus is don't really worry about leg locks in MMA. They're too dangerous anyways,
00:30:07.000 but You can get knocked out.
00:30:11.000 It is dangerous in MMA, but they still work.
00:30:13.000 You just gotta know which leg lock positions are the safest.
00:30:16.000 And, you know, if nothing else is working out, if you can't take the guy down, he's beating your ass, and it's the third round, you lost the first two rounds, it's the last round, you know, going for a heel hook, it might be a great idea.
00:30:28.000 And if you practice them, and if you're good at them, you have hope in that last round.
00:30:33.000 You know what I mean?
00:30:34.000 Don't necessarily go for leg locks right away because it is risky.
00:30:37.000 See if you can take him down first.
00:30:39.000 See if you can get on top and pass his guard.
00:30:40.000 See if you can get his back.
00:30:41.000 If you can't and it's too dangerous, then at some point your coaches and you got to decide, okay, it's time to go to plan B, plan C, and leg locks should always be the last resort.
00:30:52.000 Remember Marco Huas against Gary Goodridge?
00:30:54.000 Gary Goodridge was beating his ass the whole fight.
00:30:57.000 Last 45 seconds, Marco Huas pulls out a heel hook.
00:31:01.000 That's what we used to call them, remember?
00:31:02.000 Hail Mary Heel Hooks?
00:31:03.000 Hail Mary Heel Hooks.
00:31:05.000 That's what we used to call Heel Hooks.
00:31:07.000 Hail Mary Heel Hooks.
00:31:08.000 The last resort?
00:31:09.000 It was like one of those things.
00:31:10.000 I remember Paul Ahari was the one that really made it famous for a while, but then he was getting fucked up when he found Alan Belcher, who's a black belt, who was just like, I'm going to sit down on this and just punch you in the face.
00:31:19.000 Well, Belcher really prepared for that.
00:31:21.000 He's also a black belt.
00:31:22.000 When you get to the point with your leg locks where you can...
00:31:24.000 Well, you've been in the fire for a couple years, two, three, four years, and you're really good at leg locks and you're going against someone else at that same level.
00:31:31.000 Leg locks probably aren't going to be the deciding factor in that fight.
00:31:36.000 They're going to nullify.
00:31:37.000 And then, if you're going against a guy who's really good at defending and he has good wrestling and good punches, shit, you might want to stay away from leg locks.
00:31:45.000 It all depends.
00:31:47.000 It's the matchup.
00:31:48.000 Who did Belcher bring in for his leg lock training?
00:31:50.000 Because he brought in someone really good.
00:31:51.000 Davi Ramos.
00:31:52.000 That's right.
00:31:52.000 And Dean Lister.
00:31:53.000 Yeah, Dean Lister is the one I remember.
00:31:54.000 He brought him in and had, you know, he said it was just two months, one month, two months of every day, them attacking his legs, and that's all he needed.
00:32:04.000 You know, Paul Horace.
00:32:06.000 Davi Ramos is fighting 55 in the UFC, right?
00:32:09.000 Isn't he?
00:32:10.000 I believe he's fighting 55. I think so.
00:32:13.000 That's a bad motherfucker right there.
00:32:14.000 He's a bad motherfucker.
00:32:15.000 His jiu-jitsu is top of the food chain.
00:32:17.000 He won Abu Dhabi in 2015. He had a sick flying armbar in one of his matches.
00:32:23.000 The way Torres just fell down makes me think that his knee might be jacked.
00:32:28.000 His knee might be a little shaky.
00:32:29.000 He looked like wobbly the way he fell down.
00:32:32.000 That looked weird.
00:32:33.000 Bellator ratings have been rough, rough lately.
00:32:35.000 Have they been?
00:32:36.000 Rough, rough.
00:32:36.000 So hopefully this one's better.
00:32:38.000 It's good for MMA in general.
00:32:40.000 You know, when Bellator and UFC is doing good for MMA in general, it's good.
00:32:44.000 Well, for MMA in general, we need big cards.
00:32:48.000 I mean, it really needs to get more people watching.
00:32:51.000 And these are entertaining fights, and there's no reason why more people shouldn't be watching.
00:32:55.000 I think they got a real problem with their name.
00:32:58.000 I've said this forever.
00:32:59.000 The name is stupid.
00:33:01.000 But even UFC, which is a great name, their ratings suck too sometimes.
00:33:05.000 Sometimes.
00:33:06.000 I don't think the name matters.
00:33:08.000 I don't think it matters at all.
00:33:09.000 I don't think it matters with bands and music and movies.
00:33:12.000 It doesn't matter.
00:33:13.000 You like Hootie and the Blowfish?
00:33:14.000 You like that name?
00:33:15.000 Yeah, I do.
00:33:16.000 Yeah, where are they today?
00:33:17.000 Flogging Molly.
00:33:18.000 You like that?
00:33:19.000 I do.
00:33:19.000 It doesn't bother me.
00:33:20.000 You like that?
00:33:21.000 It works.
00:33:21.000 You know what?
00:33:22.000 It doesn't matter if you like it because it works.
00:33:24.000 Smashing Pumpkins, if you weren't used to it, you would think if they never existed.
00:33:27.000 That's an awesome name.
00:33:28.000 That's a great name.
00:33:29.000 No, no.
00:33:30.000 Out of all of them.
00:33:31.000 Because you're used to it.
00:33:31.000 You don't realize it's because you're used to it.
00:33:33.000 Hootie and the Blowfish, I'm with you.
00:33:33.000 I wish you I'm flogging Molly.
00:33:35.000 Smashing Pumpkins, though.
00:33:36.000 Smashing Pumpkins is a great name.
00:33:38.000 Smashing Pumpkins is one of my favorite bands of all time.
00:33:39.000 I know they are.
00:33:40.000 But if they never existed, and I told you, my new band's called Smashing Pumpkins, you would say, dude, you gotta change your motherfucking name.
00:33:46.000 Oh, I would love it.
00:33:47.000 I would fucking love it.
00:33:48.000 You think you'd love it, because you're used to it.
00:33:49.000 You're used to it.
00:33:50.000 Billy Corgan's a cool motherfucker, man.
00:33:52.000 Let me tell you, I had him on the podcast.
00:33:53.000 Yeah, he was great on the podcast.
00:33:54.000 He's so normal.
00:33:55.000 Yeah, I love that guy.
00:33:56.000 They're at the forum.
00:33:57.000 We should go.
00:33:58.000 They're at the forum in October.
00:33:59.000 Let's do it.
00:34:00.000 Let's go.
00:34:00.000 Let's not get carried away.
00:34:01.000 Let's do it.
00:34:02.000 Make it happen.
00:34:03.000 You know him.
00:34:04.000 Text him.
00:34:05.000 Can you text Billy Corgan?
00:34:07.000 Are you able to text him?
00:34:09.000 I have to email him.
00:34:10.000 Email his assistant.
00:34:11.000 Damn, you know, that's one podcast I wish I would have been here for.
00:34:14.000 God, that one and the Paul Stanley one?
00:34:16.000 Shit.
00:34:17.000 I wish I could have been here.
00:34:18.000 What was that?
00:34:18.000 Are you a Tool fan?
00:34:19.000 You ever meet Maynard?
00:34:20.000 Did I ever introduce you to Maynard?
00:34:21.000 I never met Maynard, no.
00:34:23.000 God, they would get along because he's a jiu-jitsu guy, too.
00:34:25.000 Maynard's a jiu-jitsu freak.
00:34:27.000 I know his friends very well.
00:34:28.000 I think he's got his brown belt.
00:34:29.000 I'm pretty sure he's got his brown belt right now.
00:34:31.000 Oh, I'm sure.
00:34:31.000 Yeah, he's a purple a long time ago.
00:34:33.000 But he comes in town for seminars.
00:34:35.000 He goes to Dynamics, like Henry Aikens' place.
00:34:38.000 Yeah.
00:34:38.000 He goes to seminars down there.
00:34:41.000 I know his friends very well.
00:34:43.000 I just don't know him.
00:34:44.000 He's a great guy.
00:34:44.000 Maynard is one of the smartest people I know, man.
00:34:46.000 Wicked smart.
00:34:47.000 Does he own a wrestling league?
00:34:48.000 Yeah.
00:34:49.000 No, no.
00:34:49.000 That's Billy Corgan.
00:34:50.000 Billy Corgan owns the NWA. Is that it?
00:34:54.000 He's balls deep into...
00:34:56.000 Yeah, he loves pro wrestling.
00:34:57.000 Or does he own TNT? One of those.
00:34:59.000 Oh, look at this.
00:35:00.000 Look at this.
00:35:00.000 That's it.
00:35:01.000 Arm triangle.
00:35:02.000 Game over.
00:35:03.000 That's it.
00:35:04.000 That's a wrap, son.
00:35:04.000 Tappity tap.
00:35:06.000 I'm telling you, we're getting all submissions tonight.
00:35:08.000 That's nice.
00:35:09.000 Well, Lovato and Gerald Harris is going to be a difficult one.
00:35:12.000 I bet you it's a mission.
00:35:13.000 I'm super excited.
00:35:14.000 They're very good.
00:35:18.000 I'm good.
00:35:20.000 Yeah, I'm good too.
00:35:21.000 I might be over good.
00:35:22.000 Over good.
00:35:23.000 Oh no.
00:35:25.000 Yeah, Billy Corbin, he was digging wrestling.
00:35:27.000 He just got into wrestling.
00:35:29.000 He loves pro wrestling.
00:35:29.000 Loves it.
00:35:30.000 He's a funny guy, man.
00:35:31.000 He's a really smart dude.
00:35:32.000 He's such a savage, man.
00:35:34.000 Such a monster.
00:35:35.000 Maynor's not into pro wrestling, but what Maynor is into, he owns a vineyard and a restaurant.
00:35:40.000 He's fucking crazy into wine, man.
00:35:42.000 He talked about wine for a solid hour on your podcast.
00:35:44.000 Dude, he's a wizard.
00:35:45.000 He's a wine wizard.
00:35:47.000 God damn it, bro.
00:35:48.000 Talk about whores on fucking tours.
00:35:51.000 Whores on tours.
00:35:55.000 I thought you were going to say the nice thing and say, yeah, it was interesting.
00:35:59.000 Not for me, brother.
00:36:02.000 He's a fascinating guy, but I'm all set on what?
00:36:05.000 He's got the clamp.
00:36:06.000 Oh, you're screwed, man.
00:36:07.000 Yeah, that's a tight one, baby.
00:36:08.000 You see how he manipulates those legs?
00:36:11.000 That guy's done that to a lot of fucking people.
00:36:13.000 At this point, he could have defended right here if he would have just brought his legs up and hooked his own left leg.
00:36:20.000 And turn away, yeah?
00:36:21.000 He could have just went like this.
00:36:22.000 Like this.
00:36:22.000 And turn away, yeah.
00:36:23.000 Like this.
00:36:24.000 Now, when guys do that, though, you go to the impaler, right?
00:36:27.000 You have to go to the back.
00:36:28.000 Yeah, but you got to do that before.
00:36:30.000 But when a guy grabs his legs, do you still go to the impaler?
00:36:34.000 I've seen you.
00:36:35.000 I've seen you separate guys legs.
00:36:37.000 I rarely do an arm triangle not mounted.
00:36:43.000 Rarely.
00:36:43.000 I stay in the mount.
00:36:44.000 Why do you stay in the mount and not go one side to side?
00:36:46.000 Because that one defense I was just telling you, hooking your own leg.
00:36:49.000 You can't do it from the mount.
00:36:50.000 That stops all arm triangles.
00:36:52.000 You're forced to go to another submission, which you're forced to take the back.
00:36:55.000 You kind of give up your back.
00:36:57.000 But the guy who is about to get tapped wins.
00:36:59.000 He gets another chance.
00:37:01.000 Guy's on your back, but that choke was in deep.
00:37:03.000 When you tap a guy from the mount or when you go to the arm triangle from the mount, what percentage of effectiveness do you think it is in comparison to going like a clock, like fully out?
00:37:16.000 There may be some added torque in the twist, but if you go butter mount, which is putting your butterflies on top and you extend, you don't need to get on the side.
00:37:26.000 So is it just a new movement you have to master?
00:37:29.000 Well, it all depends on your opponent.
00:37:31.000 If he knows this defense, someone puts you in an arm triangle like this is caught.
00:37:35.000 All I have to do is just bring this leg up, get inverted and go boom, and there's no way you're going to tap.
00:37:41.000 See, this is the thing.
00:37:42.000 I've seen you separate guys' legs when you were really into the impaler.
00:37:46.000 And I know I've done it to guys that aren't very good, but I've seen you when you were really into the impaler for a while.
00:37:53.000 No one did that, though.
00:37:54.000 The impaler being...
00:37:55.000 No one did the defense.
00:37:57.000 The defense is what I'm talking about.
00:37:59.000 Yeah, the defense are grabbing your leg.
00:38:00.000 Nobody did that?
00:38:01.000 Not back in the day.
00:38:02.000 Because everybody was laying down.
00:38:03.000 The way he did the arm triangle where he's laying in side control flat on his back.
00:38:07.000 It obviously works.
00:38:09.000 People are tapping.
00:38:11.000 It's easy to defend.
00:38:12.000 If the guy knew it.
00:38:14.000 If the guy sees it coming, as soon as this arm's in trouble, boom!
00:38:17.000 You're right here.
00:38:18.000 That's interesting.
00:38:19.000 Maybe I'm confusing you with somebody else.
00:38:21.000 Because I know during your...
00:38:24.000 There was a whole run when a lot of us were into the impaler.
00:38:28.000 And then you also started putting it down where you would put the shin to the hip and really stretch a guy out, too.
00:38:35.000 Jesus!
00:38:37.000 What do you do with Jesus?
00:38:38.000 Look at that cut.
00:38:39.000 Oh shit, whose cut is that?
00:38:41.000 Damn.
00:38:42.000 Cage Warriors earlier today.
00:38:43.000 Oh my god, that's crazy.
00:38:45.000 That's an eyebrow.
00:38:46.000 That's a full eyebrow.
00:38:48.000 You can see his skull.
00:38:49.000 That's one of the biggest I've ever seen.
00:38:53.000 Jesus Christ.
00:38:54.000 Because I remember arguing with somebody about it when someone was saying that you can't separate a guy's hands like that.
00:39:00.000 I'm like, how long do you think you can hold your hands?
00:39:02.000 We need mats in here, dude.
00:39:04.000 No, we do.
00:39:05.000 You can put a mat right there.
00:39:07.000 But here's the thing.
00:39:07.000 I have new mats coming.
00:39:08.000 So we can do that.
00:39:10.000 Just right here.
00:39:10.000 All you need is cameras.
00:39:11.000 How do you demonstrate the defense?
00:39:13.000 You could dive right in the middle of a mat.
00:39:16.000 That'd be sick.
00:39:17.000 People don't know what we're talking about.
00:39:19.000 It's hard to understand if you don't know jiu-jitsu.
00:39:21.000 We're going to have that.
00:39:21.000 We're going to have that.
00:39:22.000 Because there's new mats coming in because the mats that I'm getting from Fuji, the grappling ones are too slippery.
00:39:29.000 They don't have any texture to them.
00:39:31.000 You should get Zebra.
00:39:32.000 I'm getting new Zebras, man.
00:39:33.000 I like Zebra.
00:39:33.000 Those are the best.
00:39:34.000 I like Zebra.
00:39:35.000 I have Zebra in my office.
00:39:36.000 Those are the best by far.
00:39:37.000 I'm getting all new Zebras.
00:39:39.000 But Fuji makes a real good one with a texture for striking.
00:39:42.000 So for kicking and stuff, I need some texture.
00:39:46.000 But on the ground, it's fine.
00:39:47.000 So I'm going to take the ones from the ground and just put them here.
00:39:49.000 Well, you need the texture for passing, too.
00:39:51.000 If you're getting all sweaty, you need the texture.
00:39:53.000 Because the mats I have now...
00:39:55.000 No texture.
00:39:56.000 Everybody complains that they...
00:39:57.000 They're too slippery.
00:39:58.000 They're too slippery.
00:39:59.000 They're too slippery.
00:40:00.000 They're made for wrestling.
00:40:03.000 Shoes.
00:40:03.000 And wrestlers have shoes.
00:40:04.000 So it's not an issue.
00:40:05.000 It's like a slip and slide.
00:40:06.000 But when you're going barefoot and doing jiu-jitsu, and it gets sweaty, after like three or four rounds, passing becomes impossible.
00:40:13.000 It's like passing on ice.
00:40:14.000 Is it hot in here?
00:40:15.000 I'm having a heart attack.
00:40:17.000 You guys are sweating, too.
00:40:18.000 You're having a heart attack.
00:40:19.000 We're good.
00:40:19.000 You look good though.
00:40:20.000 But if you feel the zebras, they're made for barefoot traction.
00:40:25.000 We got a thermostat in here.
00:40:27.000 That'd be fucking glorious.
00:40:28.000 Zebras are, yeah.
00:40:29.000 Zebras is what they put in my gym.
00:40:32.000 My gym at home.
00:40:34.000 Yeah.
00:40:34.000 But these out here, the Fugees, the smooth ones, man.
00:40:38.000 It's not good for kicking.
00:40:40.000 When I'm kicking, I'm slipping around a lot.
00:40:42.000 It's dangerous.
00:40:43.000 Especially for spinning.
00:40:45.000 When I spin, I need traction.
00:40:47.000 I have to have something where I can push my foot off.
00:40:50.000 With round kicks, you can kind of get away with it because if your foot slips, your whole body is just kind of moving.
00:40:55.000 So what kind of mats you got coming in?
00:40:56.000 You already got it all hooked up?
00:40:57.000 Yeah, they're out there.
00:40:58.000 I'll show them to you.
00:40:58.000 Oh, okay.
00:40:59.000 The other Fugees.
00:41:01.000 They're Fugees, but they're tatami mats.
00:41:03.000 It's a pretty strong texture.
00:41:05.000 Why did you decide to go with those over Zebra?
00:41:10.000 Jimmy Pedro.
00:41:11.000 Oh, gotcha.
00:41:11.000 Jimmy Pedro went over to there and he did my first place.
00:41:14.000 You know, Olympic judo master.
00:41:17.000 He's a bad motherfucker.
00:41:18.000 He did my other place.
00:41:20.000 And so, you know, when he moved there, I just went with him there.
00:41:23.000 I like them.
00:41:24.000 I just don't think they're the right thing for what I do.
00:41:27.000 But the tatami ones with the heavy texture is perfect.
00:41:30.000 For kickboxing, especially if I'm really sweaty and I'm throwing spin kicks and shit like that, I am not in the mood to blow my knee out.
00:41:40.000 A lot of my students blame the mats when they have a bad day and I'm sitting there and they're having a bad day and they're like, these fucking mats!
00:41:49.000 Yeah!
00:41:49.000 Fuck these mats!
00:41:51.000 What do you say?
00:41:51.000 They all get together in the corner and go, yeah, it's the mats, right?
00:41:53.000 Yeah!
00:41:54.000 When are we getting new mats, coach?
00:41:55.000 Wear shoes, bro.
00:41:56.000 Do you kinda guilty too?
00:41:57.000 Fucking mat, bro.
00:41:58.000 These fucking mats.
00:41:59.000 They make fun of the HQ mats.
00:42:01.000 That's funny.
00:42:02.000 They do.
00:42:03.000 They do.
00:42:04.000 But no more.
00:42:05.000 In two weeks I get new mats.
00:42:07.000 Remember when I just had pads put down with a cloth strep, a nylon top stretched across them, remember?
00:42:16.000 We got those dudes to do it.
00:42:17.000 Yeah, those are still done.
00:42:20.000 Yeah, those can get slippery.
00:42:21.000 Super slippery.
00:42:22.000 It was loose, too.
00:42:23.000 It's like the problem with that was it wasn't tight.
00:42:26.000 It's like, remember the old headquarters for Gracie Jiu-Jitsu in Torrance?
00:42:32.000 Yes.
00:42:32.000 Remember they had that massive floor?
00:42:34.000 The giant, the green.
00:42:35.000 Yeah, and they had it all down.
00:42:37.000 It's like a tarp.
00:42:38.000 They tighten up a tarp.
00:42:39.000 That's exactly what I had.
00:42:40.000 So it's never totally tight.
00:42:42.000 So slippery.
00:42:42.000 Never tight.
00:42:43.000 It's never really tight.
00:42:46.000 Dude, am I crazy to think Bader's the dark horse to win the heavyweight tournament?
00:42:50.000 Oh, he can win it.
00:42:51.000 Bader's still very, very good.
00:42:53.000 And not that King Mo's not.
00:42:54.000 King Mo can fucking punch.
00:42:56.000 And he, at one point in time at least, was a world-class wrestler.
00:42:59.000 King Mo was a beast of a wrestler.
00:43:01.000 Oh, he still is.
00:43:01.000 Phenomenal athlete.
00:43:02.000 One of the best I've ever seen.
00:43:03.000 But he's had some injuries, man.
00:43:05.000 And he had really, really bad staff.
00:43:07.000 Yeah.
00:43:08.000 I think the staff got him at least twice.
00:43:10.000 I know he got it once, but I want to say he got it twice real bad.
00:43:15.000 He had a real bad staff.
00:43:16.000 Like, come on, man.
00:43:17.000 Bader's probably at the top of his game right now.
00:43:19.000 Yeah, Bader's in his prime.
00:43:20.000 When he beat Phil, I was like, holy shit, he beat Phil Davis.
00:43:24.000 And he took him down a bunch of times.
00:43:25.000 Like, look, he's at the top of his game.
00:43:27.000 He's at the top of his game.
00:43:29.000 You look at that heavyweight division, that tournament, Bader's my dark horse, man.
00:43:33.000 Bader is a legit world class fighter that is actually probably at his best right now.
00:43:39.000 I would say that Ryan Bader right now is in his prime.
00:43:42.000 Here's the thing though.
00:43:43.000 Even in his prime, he's not at the level of John.
00:43:48.000 And that was over in the UFC. Oh no.
00:43:50.000 But who is though?
00:43:51.000 Who is?
00:43:52.000 Well, maybe Gus Fenn?
00:43:53.000 John who?
00:43:54.000 I mean, DC is close.
00:43:57.000 You know, DC put up a good fight the first time, and the second time it was a good fight until John had kicked up.
00:44:02.000 Gus Fenn put up a better fight.
00:44:03.000 He did.
00:44:04.000 The speculation is that John barely trained for that fight.
00:44:06.000 John trained for two hours for that fight.
00:44:08.000 Literally, if at all.
00:44:09.000 That's how good he is.
00:44:10.000 Correct.
00:44:10.000 But when John fought Ryan, you were like, okay, this is a gap.
00:44:14.000 He cradled him like a baby, remember that?
00:44:16.000 There's a gap that you go, ooh, how are you going to cross that gap?
00:44:19.000 You know what I mean?
00:44:20.000 But even if you're DC, you've got to be thinking, and you know I love DC, even when DC has to be thinking, how can I cross that gap?
00:44:25.000 He's 40. He's going to be 40. It's true.
00:44:28.000 It's true.
00:44:29.000 Look, I can't disagree with you, but DC at least was competitive in that fight before he got head kicked.
00:44:36.000 It was a competitive fight.
00:44:37.000 He was putting a lot of pressure on John.
00:44:39.000 It was interesting.
00:44:40.000 It was interesting.
00:44:41.000 This is a good card right here.
00:44:42.000 But John set him up.
00:44:43.000 It is a good card.
00:44:44.000 Ooh.
00:44:44.000 Paul Daly versus John Fitz.
00:44:46.000 Jesus Christ!
00:44:47.000 That's a good fight, man.
00:44:49.000 Holy shit.
00:44:50.000 Aaron Pico, do you see his last win?
00:44:52.000 Dude, that left hook to the chin.
00:44:54.000 It was like a shovel hook.
00:44:56.000 Dude, he's a little fucking...
00:44:57.000 He's a beast.
00:44:58.000 Savant!
00:44:58.000 He's a beast.
00:44:59.000 He's so goddamn good.
00:45:00.000 I think losing that first fight is probably the best thing that could have ever happened to him.
00:45:04.000 He doesn't train with you guys, does he?
00:45:06.000 For that first fight he did.
00:45:07.000 He's a Tenth Planet guy, right?
00:45:09.000 Not anymore.
00:45:10.000 Oh, not anymore.
00:45:10.000 He was.
00:45:11.000 And then after he lost, I think...
00:45:13.000 They blamed it on that?
00:45:14.000 Dylan Dennis has a dope tattoo.
00:45:15.000 I don't know.
00:45:16.000 He just never came back.
00:45:18.000 Dylan Dennis' tattoo is fucking sweet.
00:45:21.000 Like, whoever did that, that's like a real artist.
00:45:24.000 They nailed that.
00:45:25.000 That dragon?
00:45:26.000 Yeah, it's really good, man.
00:45:27.000 It's like Aaron Della Vidova style.
00:45:30.000 Like, look how good that dragon is, man.
00:45:32.000 Like, what I'm talking about, too, is not just the image, but the way it's lined up.
00:45:37.000 The use of space.
00:45:40.000 When you see a real good tattoo artist, one of the things they do is they fill up the space the right way, the right amount of darkness, the right amount of lightness, the contrast.
00:45:51.000 But it fits the body, that part of the body.
00:45:53.000 It fits perfect.
00:45:54.000 Sometimes I wish I could go back, because now I feel like tattoo artists are so much better.
00:45:58.000 They're so good.
00:45:59.000 The styles are so much different.
00:46:01.000 Yeah.
00:46:02.000 I get, like, the Prius of tattoos instead of, you know, it's way better these days.
00:46:05.000 Well, you could laser that shit off, you know.
00:46:07.000 Ah, fuck, I don't know.
00:46:08.000 I'd go with none.
00:46:10.000 I'd go with none.
00:46:11.000 None?
00:46:11.000 None.
00:46:11.000 Yeah, I love tattoos, man.
00:46:13.000 I do, too.
00:46:14.000 I do, too.
00:46:14.000 I feel like I have to cover them.
00:46:15.000 I believe you.
00:46:16.000 I don't know why, but I do.
00:46:20.000 I love that Dylan Dennis style of tattoo, too.
00:46:23.000 That's a dope tattoo.
00:46:24.000 That's my favorite style, those big-ass modern Japanese-looking things.
00:46:28.000 I always cover mine, man.
00:46:29.000 I mean, not around you guys.
00:46:30.000 If I'm doing stand-up on TV, I always cover them.
00:46:33.000 I do for stand-up.
00:46:34.000 You're ashamed.
00:46:35.000 Probably the only time people see him when I'm not is on this podcast, honestly.
00:46:39.000 Well, no, even during my shows, I cover them.
00:46:42.000 Weigh-ins.
00:46:43.000 Weigh-ins, I'll wear a t-shirt.
00:46:45.000 That's one thing the UFC's been doing.
00:46:47.000 Making cool t-shirts for each.
00:46:49.000 Reebok can make a cool t-shirt for each place you go to.
00:46:52.000 Have you been wearing those?
00:46:54.000 Sometimes I'm wearing them.
00:46:55.000 I wore the Boston one.
00:46:57.000 Usually, but I wore the Boston one.
00:47:00.000 They made a dope one.
00:47:01.000 It was green with a bumblebee.
00:47:03.000 It looked like a bumblebee with gloves on.
00:47:04.000 At the UFC's, backstage, who is the head honcho walking around?
00:47:09.000 Is there someone above Dana that's walking around and hanging out backstage?
00:47:13.000 Or is Dana...
00:47:14.000 Well, Dana's always running the show.
00:47:17.000 For sure.
00:47:17.000 But is there like, oh shit, that's...
00:47:19.000 The golden snitch, right?
00:47:20.000 Nowitzki's the guy everyone's kind of like...
00:47:22.000 Well, no, no.
00:47:23.000 He means like running the show.
00:47:24.000 No, no, not running.
00:47:25.000 No, no, no.
00:47:26.000 Just walking around, hanging out.
00:47:27.000 No.
00:47:28.000 There's nobody above Dana walking around, hanging out?
00:47:30.000 No, Dana's the president, man.
00:47:32.000 And Ari is so busy.
00:47:33.000 Ari owns that bitch.
00:47:34.000 He owns that bitch.
00:47:35.000 Oh, no, no.
00:47:36.000 But when he comes there, it's very brief.
00:47:38.000 And he comes for the fights or he comes to the weigh-ins.
00:47:40.000 He goes, do you know how fucking busy that dude must be?
00:47:44.000 He's in and out.
00:47:45.000 The UFC says side check.
00:47:47.000 Yeah.
00:47:47.000 Not even.
00:47:48.000 He just checks in.
00:47:49.000 It's a big company.
00:47:52.000 It's a business they put together with a bunch of celebrities bought into it.
00:47:56.000 It's a real big deal.
00:47:59.000 What celebrities?
00:48:01.000 A lot of people bought into it.
00:48:03.000 I would have to look at a list.
00:48:05.000 Ben Affleck is part owner of the UFC. I don't ask questions, honestly.
00:48:11.000 I really don't.
00:48:12.000 I ask a lot of questions.
00:48:12.000 I work there.
00:48:14.000 I've been working there forever.
00:48:16.000 I ask almost no questions.
00:48:18.000 This is what I ask.
00:48:20.000 What are you going to do with this guy?
00:48:21.000 What are you going to do with that?
00:48:22.000 You want no matchups.
00:48:23.000 And you're like, you can't tell anybody this.
00:48:24.000 This is where we're working.
00:48:25.000 I'm like, oh shit!
00:48:26.000 Oh shit!
00:48:27.000 That's the questions I ask with Dana.
00:48:29.000 I never ask questions about business or who bought this or...
00:48:33.000 I don't have enough room in my brain to give a fuck about other people's business.
00:48:37.000 I have zero interest in other people's business.
00:48:41.000 I mean, literally zero.
00:48:42.000 Especially with the UFC, I don't give a fuck.
00:48:45.000 I just want to know who's fighting.
00:48:46.000 Who's fighting who?
00:48:47.000 What are you going to do?
00:48:48.000 I'm not like, how much is this guy going to make?
00:48:50.000 What percentage does he own?
00:48:51.000 What's he doing?
00:48:52.000 How's he going to make his money back?
00:48:53.000 What kind of financial return on his investment is he going to get?
00:48:57.000 I don't give a fuck about that.
00:48:58.000 See, but when they say those celebrities are owners, it's just like a business move.
00:49:01.000 They might not be into the UFC. It's just as far as money.
00:49:04.000 People are into getting famous people to invest in shit, too.
00:49:09.000 It's a fun thing.
00:49:10.000 LL Cool J? Is that LL Cool J? Jimmy Kimmel.
00:49:15.000 I mean, it's just...
00:49:16.000 There you go.
00:49:17.000 There's Mike Beltran.
00:49:18.000 He owns it, too.
00:49:18.000 They don't have any say.
00:49:20.000 Mike Beltran got the best fucking mustache in the game.
00:49:23.000 Adam Levine owns a piece of the pie.
00:49:25.000 Dude, how about Nick Newell?
00:49:27.000 Is this for real?
00:49:28.000 Anthony Kiedis.
00:49:29.000 There we go.
00:49:30.000 Calvin Harris.
00:49:30.000 Adam Levine owns a piece of the UFC. Damn.
00:49:34.000 Damn.
00:49:35.000 Damn.
00:49:36.000 So a lot of people bought into it.
00:49:38.000 Oh, Adam Levine.
00:49:39.000 I thought it was Avril Levine.
00:49:41.000 I'm like, what the fuck is she doing in the fight game?
00:49:43.000 So what they do is they, you know, they probably, everybody chips in a little bit.
00:49:48.000 Man, that's so stressful.
00:49:50.000 I think they just give them stock.
00:49:51.000 They just give them stock.
00:49:52.000 Is that what they do?
00:49:52.000 Michael Bay.
00:49:53.000 Are you sure?
00:49:53.000 Pretty sure.
00:49:54.000 You sure they didn't chip in?
00:49:55.000 I don't think they chip in.
00:49:56.000 What would they give them stock for?
00:49:57.000 What would they give them stock for?
00:49:59.000 Because they own the business, right?
00:50:00.000 They're not getting cash from those guys, I don't think.
00:50:04.000 Why would they do that?
00:50:05.000 Why would they give them a piece of the business for no reason?
00:50:09.000 They'd have to give them money.
00:50:10.000 I don't know.
00:50:11.000 See, this is why I don't like doing this.
00:50:12.000 This is why I don't like doing this.
00:50:14.000 I don't understand.
00:50:15.000 But we're doing it.
00:50:16.000 We're doing it.
00:50:17.000 You don't like it.
00:50:19.000 No, but what I'm saying is I don't like wondering who's paying what or how they're doing it.
00:50:22.000 No, it's complicated.
00:50:23.000 I didn't want to hear about it.
00:50:24.000 No, we like it.
00:50:25.000 We like it.
00:50:28.000 You know what?
00:50:28.000 That's one of the things I've found, as I've gotten older especially, is to concentrate on less things.
00:50:36.000 God bless you.
00:50:37.000 Other things, just put them aside.
00:50:39.000 Put them aside.
00:50:39.000 Concentrate on less things.
00:50:40.000 You can get better at the things you really enjoy.
00:50:43.000 There's only so many things you can think of.
00:50:44.000 There's only so many things.
00:50:46.000 If you spend your time worrying about other people's nonsense, you're robbing yourself.
00:50:51.000 You think it's fun, but it's really a big fat distraction.
00:50:54.000 You know what it is?
00:50:54.000 It's not even your life, right?
00:50:56.000 So you're thinking about things that are going on in other people's lives, and you're doing it because you're not giving 100% to your life, and there's some stress involved in that.
00:51:05.000 And so to distract yourself from that stress, you concentrate on other people's lives.
00:51:08.000 It's a very common thing.
00:51:10.000 Do you ever have fake arguments in your head?
00:51:12.000 With myself?
00:51:13.000 Oh, I used to do that all the time.
00:51:14.000 I used to pretend someone would say this back to me.
00:51:15.000 I was like, fuck you.
00:51:17.000 I'm going to say this back to you.
00:51:19.000 And then sometimes it would be with a dude, and then I would run into him to talk to him, thinking we're going to have this big argument.
00:51:25.000 And he's awesome.
00:51:26.000 I'm sorry.
00:51:27.000 I fucked up.
00:51:28.000 I was drunk.
00:51:29.000 You had all this shit prepared.
00:51:30.000 And then I abandoned it immediately.
00:51:32.000 I think there's so much of how people interact with each other.
00:51:35.000 It could be just way different with just a little shift in how we talk to each other and how we think about each other.
00:51:41.000 I did that last night.
00:51:42.000 I was doing a set at the Laugh Factory and we were talking about off-air Santino and Theo Vaughn.
00:51:46.000 I was going, you know, in between them.
00:51:48.000 I had this whole dialogue in my head because they're like, oh, we're going to stay and watch yourself.
00:51:52.000 I'm like, that'll be cool.
00:51:53.000 And as soon as I got done, I was like, oh, I bet fucking Santino thought that sucked and this and this.
00:51:58.000 I'm like, literally, he comes to the back.
00:51:59.000 He's the nicest guy ever.
00:52:01.000 Santino's a very nice guy.
00:52:02.000 He's fucking funny, man.
00:52:04.000 He's a funny dude.
00:52:05.000 There's like young guys that are coming up that I go, oh, look at you!
00:52:09.000 Him and Theo, last night, back-to-back, I was like, you motherfuckers are monsters.
00:52:13.000 Have you seen his bit he does about The Rock?
00:52:15.000 You gotta ask him to do it.
00:52:16.000 Santino?
00:52:17.000 Yes.
00:52:17.000 Because he has so much material that he stopped doing it, I guess.
00:52:21.000 He'll do it, but if you bring it up, he'll do it.
00:52:23.000 I would love that.
00:52:23.000 I asked him to do it one night, and he did it for us in the OR. Dude.
00:52:28.000 I don't know who Santino is.
00:52:29.000 Oh, you gotta see him.
00:52:30.000 He's so good.
00:52:31.000 He does a lot of my shows.
00:52:32.000 Italian guy?
00:52:33.000 Redhead from Boston.
00:52:34.000 He's redhead.
00:52:37.000 Super redhead.
00:52:38.000 He's a fucking funny guy.
00:52:39.000 He's doing, I think he's on my show on the 24th.
00:52:42.000 He told me he's on your show in Chicago?
00:52:45.000 Yeah, he's doing that.
00:52:45.000 He's doing Chicago.
00:52:46.000 He's with me in Chicago.
00:52:47.000 Him and Tony.
00:52:48.000 It's a double header.
00:52:49.000 That's a ridiculous show.
00:52:51.000 Him and I walked from Laugh Factory to the comedy store last night, and he's a chatty Cathy.
00:52:56.000 He's a good talk.
00:52:57.000 Real good dude.
00:52:58.000 I love that guy.
00:52:59.000 I love Santino.
00:53:01.000 And Theo Vaughn.
00:53:01.000 I love him, too.
00:53:02.000 He's so original.
00:53:03.000 They're two killers, man.
00:53:05.000 So death when they go on stage.
00:53:07.000 I watched him last night.
00:53:07.000 Have you seen Theo?
00:53:09.000 I was supposed to do his podcast, but it just never...
00:53:12.000 I don't know what happened.
00:53:13.000 Oh, I connect you guys.
00:53:14.000 He wanted you on there.
00:53:14.000 We went back and forth.
00:53:16.000 I still want to do it, but it just didn't happen.
00:53:19.000 I'll get a hold of it.
00:53:20.000 The last few weeks have been fucking crazy.
00:53:23.000 With your knee operation and all that?
00:53:25.000 Yeah.
00:53:25.000 They have each other's numbers.
00:53:27.000 Yeah.
00:53:27.000 They're good.
00:53:28.000 Yeah.
00:53:28.000 He's so funny, man.
00:53:29.000 His podcast's getting better, too.
00:53:31.000 How about his boy was with him last night?
00:53:33.000 I don't think he knows much about Theo's stand-up.
00:53:35.000 And Theo's just sucking every fucking breath out of that place.
00:53:40.000 Just destroying.
00:53:41.000 And he goes, man, he's good, huh?
00:53:43.000 I'm like, Theo?
00:53:45.000 He's like, yeah.
00:53:46.000 He's doing really good down there.
00:53:47.000 I'm like...
00:53:48.000 Yeah, man.
00:53:48.000 He's a fucking killer.
00:53:50.000 Well, you know, the thing is, Theo has really come into his own over the last two years.
00:53:55.000 And I met him right around the time it was really popping for him.
00:54:00.000 He was always really good.
00:54:03.000 Like, everybody thought he was always funny.
00:54:04.000 But he hit some new level.
00:54:07.000 I remember me and Adam, the booking agent at the comedy store.
00:54:10.000 Love Adam.
00:54:10.000 Yeah, we were in the hallway, and Theo was murdering.
00:54:15.000 And he got off stage, and I went up to Adam, I go, dude, he's on another level.
00:54:19.000 He hit some new stride.
00:54:20.000 He goes, yeah, right?
00:54:21.000 We remember recognizing this moment where Theo was in some new space.
00:54:26.000 He was in some weird original space.
00:54:29.000 Everywhere I go, like I was just in Calgary, and they go, who else is good out there?
00:54:33.000 I went, do you have Theo Vaughn?
00:54:35.000 Do you have Theo Vaughn?
00:54:36.000 They're like, no.
00:54:37.000 I'm like, how do you guys not?
00:54:38.000 He should be destroying ticket sales.
00:54:41.000 I'm telling you, it's one of those things.
00:54:42.000 And Santino, too.
00:54:42.000 I'm like, God, how are you guys not just...
00:54:44.000 People are going to know.
00:54:45.000 Keep an eye on those two dudes are like the next Tom Segura.
00:54:48.000 Correct.
00:54:49.000 You guys know who Michael Che is?
00:54:51.000 Yeah.
00:54:52.000 Oh, yeah.
00:54:52.000 His Netflix special is fucking high level.
00:54:55.000 He's a monster.
00:54:56.000 Oh, it's called Michael Che Matters.
00:54:58.000 Dude, he's got this Jesus bit where he talks about, you know how Jesus is a carpenter?
00:55:03.000 I'm not going to ruin the bit, but he's saying he must have sucked.
00:55:07.000 Because if he would have been good, there would have been pieces of furniture.
00:55:10.000 Yeah, we shouldn't do his bit.
00:55:11.000 He's really good.
00:55:12.000 He's really good.
00:55:14.000 He's high level.
00:55:16.000 Your boy just released a special on Netflix.
00:55:19.000 I didn't know he was still doing stand-up.
00:55:21.000 James.
00:55:22.000 Your boy.
00:55:23.000 Kevin James.
00:55:24.000 Kevin James.
00:55:24.000 Yeah, yeah, he just did.
00:55:25.000 Yeah.
00:55:26.000 Yeah, he's been doing stand-up.
00:55:27.000 He does a lot of theaters.
00:55:28.000 I know he used to be a killer.
00:55:30.000 I didn't know that.
00:55:30.000 Kevin and I, we basically were amateurs together.
00:55:33.000 We're basically just starting to get paid.
00:55:37.000 And I signed with my manager, and I got my manager to sign with Kevin.
00:55:43.000 I'm in a small management company, and he has a few clients that have been with him for more than 20 years.
00:55:48.000 And two of them are me and Kevin.
00:55:49.000 Is this you and Kevin?
00:55:51.000 Is this starting in Boston or LA? It was in New York.
00:55:53.000 I moved from Boston to New York because of my manager, and then I hooked my manager up with Kevin.
00:56:00.000 And then, you know, Kevin and I are pretty close.
00:56:03.000 Yeah, I know that.
00:56:03.000 I watched his special because I think Brian told me, he's like, dude, he was a killer.
00:56:07.000 He was a killer in the day.
00:56:08.000 I think you told me that, too.
00:56:10.000 So I've never seen his stamp.
00:56:11.000 I've watched it on, like, YouTube, but then his special, it's good.
00:56:14.000 Well, you know what it is, man?
00:56:15.000 It's like, at this point, he's just so busy.
00:56:17.000 You know, he's got his TV show, and he's always doing...
00:56:20.000 Before Kevin Can Wait, he was always doing his other TV show that went on forever.
00:56:25.000 You know, that's...
00:56:26.000 And he was, like, a main guy on that show.
00:56:29.000 Hell yeah, he's the main guy.
00:56:30.000 I mean, as an actor.
00:56:31.000 I mean, as a writer.
00:56:33.000 Oh, that's a nightmare.
00:56:35.000 Oh, dude, he wrote everything with those guys.
00:56:37.000 Dang, he's super talented.
00:56:38.000 He wrote a lot.
00:56:38.000 He rewrote a lot.
00:56:39.000 He went over all the scripts.
00:56:40.000 The reason why the show was so good is because it was a talented staff of writers, talented actress.
00:56:45.000 Leah Remini was very funny.
00:56:46.000 There was a lot of funny people on the show.
00:56:48.000 Patton Oswalt was really good on the show.
00:56:49.000 He's great.
00:56:50.000 But more than anything, Kevin is a driven dude.
00:56:54.000 He gets super obsessed about doing the run.
00:56:58.000 He would go over lines.
00:57:00.000 He's a craftsman.
00:57:02.000 He's trying to break it down.
00:57:04.000 He's trying to figure it out.
00:57:05.000 But he just doesn't do the amount of stand-up now that he used to when he was starting out.
00:57:10.000 How could you, though?
00:57:11.000 There's no way you could.
00:57:12.000 But that's why you didn't think that he was doing it anymore.
00:57:16.000 Because there's no way he could do the kind of stand-up where you'd be everywhere all the time.
00:57:19.000 He just doesn't have that time.
00:57:20.000 When you're doing a sitcom, it's your sitcom.
00:57:22.000 Especially for your writing?
00:57:23.000 Fuck, dude, that's so much work.
00:57:25.000 Gary Shandlin talked about that, too, because he would write everything, overlook every episode, and then you can't do both.
00:57:30.000 Think about some of the shit that we've done, like that cartoon about you getting kidnapped by the Mexicans and they fill you up with drugs and turn you into a sex slave.
00:57:39.000 My dick's popping up.
00:57:41.000 We didn't write a goddamn thing.
00:57:43.000 No.
00:57:44.000 We were just two friends riffing, giggling, being ridiculous, and it turns into a cartoon, and it's fucking hilarious.
00:57:50.000 If you watch that cartoon, it's hilarious.
00:57:52.000 We have it so much easier.
00:57:54.000 If we were doing a sitcom, we would have meetings.
00:57:56.000 We would have to do a run-through for the network.
00:57:58.000 The network would give us stupid notes.
00:58:01.000 We did do that.
00:58:02.000 I know.
00:58:03.000 And it was a nightmare.
00:58:04.000 It was a nightmare.
00:58:04.000 Fucking nightmare from day one.
00:58:06.000 It's not a nightmare.
00:58:07.000 I have to do a little bit now because of my Showtime show.
00:58:11.000 I'm below the belt.
00:58:11.000 But your show's at least not scripted.
00:58:14.000 No.
00:58:14.000 See, that's the thing.
00:58:15.000 Different animal.
00:58:16.000 When things are scripted, shit gets weird.
00:58:18.000 See, because what they're doing with you is very talent dependent.
00:58:22.000 They're dependent upon your personality.
00:58:23.000 Yes.
00:58:24.000 That's what people want to see.
00:58:24.000 The more they let you go, the better the show's going to be.
00:58:26.000 They realize that, and you see it in the show now, right?
00:58:29.000 Yeah.
00:58:29.000 But if you're on a show where they're creating the dialogue, everybody's got to say.
00:58:34.000 There's a narrative.
00:58:35.000 Everybody's got their own little fucking opinion about how this should go, and that should go, and you don't want to hear their shit, and they think you suck, and everybody's going back and forth, and then the network comes in, and they all want to get their greasy paws on it.
00:58:46.000 Everybody wants to get their fucking jizz in the soup.
00:58:48.000 They all want to get their flavor.
00:58:50.000 Jizz in the soup?
00:58:50.000 A little flavor.
00:58:51.000 Who's eating that soup?
00:58:54.000 Everybody literally wants to add their DNA to the script.
00:58:56.000 I've seen people try to change things just to justify their job.
00:59:01.000 They have to have an opinion.
00:59:02.000 Everybody has to have an opinion.
00:59:03.000 Like, I just think she's not dressed hot enough.
00:59:05.000 They have these conversations.
00:59:06.000 We need a black guy.
00:59:08.000 We need a black guy.
00:59:09.000 And you're like, what?
00:59:10.000 And then you're listening to some executive that doesn't know shit about writing.
00:59:13.000 They're not writers.
00:59:14.000 They just decide they want to have some sort of say.
00:59:18.000 And they think they know the business because they've been working as an executive fucking up shows for about five, six years.
00:59:24.000 So they got experience fucking up shows.
00:59:26.000 So they think they can fuck up your show and fix it.
00:59:28.000 It'd be a nightmare to do all that and do stand-up.
00:59:31.000 We need a gay neighbor.
00:59:32.000 We have to have a gay neighbor.
00:59:33.000 Gotta get a gay neighbor.
00:59:34.000 We need a silly, big, silly, bold...
00:59:37.000 Well, now it's...
00:59:38.000 We need transgender.
00:59:39.000 We need transgender.
00:59:41.000 Have you heard of transracial?
00:59:42.000 Oh, dude!
00:59:43.000 Thank God you guys remind me of this.
00:59:45.000 There's a new...
00:59:46.000 Fuck yes!
00:59:47.000 Yes!
00:59:48.000 There's a new documentary on Netflix about that lady who was white and thinks she's black.
00:59:53.000 Rachel Dozer, yes.
00:59:53.000 And it is epic.
00:59:54.000 What's it called?
00:59:55.000 I've heard it's epic.
00:59:56.000 What's it called?
00:59:56.000 I forget, but you watch it.
00:59:58.000 Oh, that poor lady.
00:59:59.000 No, you feel bad for it.
01:00:00.000 The Rachel Dozer, yeah.
01:00:01.000 The Rachel Dozer, right?
01:00:02.000 What's it called?
01:00:03.000 The Rachel Divide.
01:00:04.000 The Rachel Divide.
01:00:05.000 Dolezal is her name.
01:00:06.000 Dozel.
01:00:07.000 Dolezal.
01:00:07.000 No, different name now.
01:00:08.000 She changed her name to like some super...
01:00:10.000 Does she still want to be black?
01:00:11.000 Super African sounding name.
01:00:13.000 She didn't go back?
01:00:14.000 No spoiler alerts.
01:00:15.000 I mean, you can look this shit up.
01:00:16.000 Yeah.
01:00:16.000 But they basically like...
01:00:17.000 She goes on...
01:00:18.000 She writes a book.
01:00:18.000 She sells 500 of them.
01:00:19.000 It goes terrible.
01:00:20.000 She's trying to make money because the black community doesn't accept her.
01:00:23.000 The white community doesn't accept her.
01:00:24.000 So she writes this book.
01:00:25.000 And then at the end, you see her taking her braids out.
01:00:28.000 I'm like, oh damn, she's going back to white.
01:00:30.000 But she doubles down Wakanda style.
01:00:32.000 Comes out with like an afro.
01:00:34.000 Changes her name like fucking Noda.
01:00:37.000 There she is.
01:00:38.000 Look at her there.
01:00:39.000 The Rachel Divide.
01:00:40.000 What is her new name?
01:00:43.000 It's something crazy.
01:00:44.000 It's super African.
01:00:46.000 Yeah, like from the motherland.
01:00:48.000 Yes.
01:00:49.000 Gerald Harris was always super jacked.
01:00:51.000 He looks good.
01:00:52.000 It looks like he's a good shape.
01:00:53.000 Oh, shit.
01:00:54.000 This is going to be a great fight, man.
01:00:55.000 Jesus Christ.
01:00:56.000 Gerald Harris and Rafael Levy.
01:00:57.000 Oh, there it is.
01:00:58.000 Nikichi Ameri Diallo.
01:01:00.000 Oh, that's a good name.
01:01:01.000 That's super normal.
01:01:02.000 That's super normal.
01:01:03.000 That makes sense for a white girl.
01:01:04.000 Do you know Gerald Harris does stand-up?
01:01:07.000 Apparently he's really funny.
01:01:08.000 Oh yeah?
01:01:08.000 Yeah.
01:01:09.000 I saw like a very short clip of him when he was first starting out.
01:01:13.000 Oh yeah?
01:01:14.000 Yeah, he's a funny guy.
01:01:15.000 Damn, that could be like an MMA comedy tour.
01:01:17.000 You, Gerald Harris.
01:01:20.000 Joe Rogan?
01:01:21.000 Who else is doing it?
01:01:24.000 Adam Hunter?
01:01:24.000 Adam Hunter?
01:01:25.000 Did he fight MMA? No.
01:01:27.000 He's a straight comedian.
01:01:29.000 He's a really good wrestler.
01:01:30.000 But he's still in the MMA community.
01:01:31.000 Yeah, he's in the community.
01:01:32.000 His show is fucking good, man.
01:01:34.000 And he's a hilarious comic.
01:01:36.000 He's a really good joke writer.
01:01:38.000 Like a one-liner type dude.
01:01:39.000 Very good at that.
01:01:41.000 He's a good dude, too.
01:01:43.000 So that would be him.
01:01:45.000 And he wrestled.
01:01:46.000 I think he coaches wrestling, too.
01:01:48.000 Doesn't he do some shit with Einstein?
01:01:50.000 Einstein?
01:01:51.000 They used to do a podcast together, and then they don't work out, and then Renato started doing it with them.
01:01:58.000 Renato.
01:01:59.000 Caused the trouble.
01:02:01.000 Always caused the trouble.
01:02:02.000 I've never met him.
01:02:04.000 Never met Renato.
01:02:06.000 Never.
01:02:06.000 He would love him.
01:02:08.000 Never.
01:02:09.000 I'm sure.
01:02:10.000 I never ran into him.
01:02:13.000 He brings you up, though.
01:02:15.000 He calls you Brendan Schwab.
01:02:17.000 That makes sense.
01:02:19.000 The big back.
01:02:21.000 I've never met him.
01:02:23.000 One of the funniest guys to ever live.
01:02:25.000 He's a funny fucking dude.
01:02:26.000 He's so funny.
01:02:27.000 Have you seen the Hanata Laranja show where he does the sketches?
01:02:30.000 You've seen Robert De Niro?
01:02:32.000 He does the heat sketch.
01:02:33.000 He's got the Rocky III sketch.
01:02:35.000 He's got an Incredible Hulk sketch.
01:02:36.000 The Snatch ones off the charts.
01:02:38.000 Dude, he's brilliant.
01:02:39.000 It's the Snatch one.
01:02:40.000 Have you ever seen the take on Snatch?
01:02:41.000 He writes all of that shit.
01:02:42.000 Michael Bisping and him in a fucking parody of Snatch.
01:02:47.000 Can you find that?
01:02:48.000 Find that.
01:02:48.000 It's so good.
01:02:49.000 It is hilarious.
01:02:50.000 He has his own channel.
01:02:52.000 He had his own show.
01:02:54.000 It's a talk show where he's brought it.
01:02:56.000 He's at Henner Gracie, Frank Shamrock.
01:02:58.000 Frank Shamrock.
01:02:59.000 He's the host, but it's like a podcast, but it's a show, and he crushes his guests.
01:03:05.000 The premise of the show is he's better than the guests, and he's going to crush you, and he smashes you.
01:03:11.000 He had Frank Shamrock on, and I asked him, I go, did you bring up his snaggle tooth?
01:03:19.000 He brought it up for 30 minutes.
01:03:23.000 laughter laughter I love Frank Shamrock.
01:03:30.000 But he fixed it, though.
01:03:31.000 He's got braces.
01:03:32.000 I got braces.
01:03:33.000 My teeth look like llama teeth.
01:03:34.000 Frank's braces are off.
01:03:35.000 Frank's braces are off.
01:03:36.000 Yeah, my teeth were just as bad as Frank, so I had to get braces as an old man, too.
01:03:40.000 Did you do Invisalign or did you do metals?
01:03:41.000 I did Invisalign.
01:03:42.000 Brian's doing Invisalign.
01:03:43.000 They're not getting better.
01:03:45.000 Brian's had Invisalign for like four months now.
01:03:47.000 Check this out.
01:03:47.000 He took him out.
01:03:48.000 His teeth are fucked up still.
01:03:49.000 Snatchy.
01:03:49.000 Tell him to let it go.
01:03:51.000 Here it is.
01:03:52.000 Snatchy.
01:03:53.000 Can we play this on the podcast?
01:03:55.000 Yeah.
01:03:55.000 And that's, uh, who's the other guy?
01:03:57.000 Kip Cole, right?
01:03:58.000 No, Kip, uh, he's a grappler.
01:04:01.000 Dale.
01:04:01.000 Kip Dale, yeah.
01:04:05.000 This is great.
01:04:07.000 Michael Bisping's good, too.
01:04:08.000 Michael Bisping's good, too.
01:04:11.000 Shits himself when you put him in a ring, poke him with a stick, and watch his bollocks grow.
01:04:17.000 Feel like a dogfight, Turkish.
01:04:20.000 We've lost Vinnie Magalesh.
01:04:27.000 You're gonna have to repeat that.
01:04:33.000 Well, where the fuck did you lose him to?
01:04:35.000 It ain't as if he's a fucking pair of car keys.
01:04:37.000 Hey, this fight's going on.
01:04:40.000 We'll come back to this.
01:04:42.000 He's a great actor!
01:04:43.000 That's a long sketch.
01:04:44.000 We'll come back to it.
01:04:45.000 Let's watch this fight.
01:04:46.000 Oh my god, it's 40 minutes long.
01:04:47.000 The show is 40 minutes.
01:04:49.000 Lovato and Gerald Harris here.
01:04:51.000 This shit's going down.
01:04:53.000 This is an interesting fight to me.
01:04:55.000 Lovato is one of the best jujitsu guys right now in MMA. White boy out of Oklahoma.
01:05:01.000 And he can fuck dudes up standing.
01:05:02.000 And speaks Portuguese, right?
01:05:04.000 Oh, crazy flying knee.
01:05:05.000 Do you go to the ground with him?
01:05:07.000 Not a good idea.
01:05:09.000 Let's see what happens here.
01:05:10.000 He might get tied it up.
01:05:12.000 I thought Gerald retired.
01:05:14.000 He did for a bit.
01:05:15.000 But he's back.
01:05:16.000 Did he get cut from the UFC? And then signed with Bellator?
01:05:20.000 I do not remember.
01:05:21.000 Lovato's got a really good guard, too.
01:05:23.000 So he's in danger right now.
01:05:25.000 Yeah, I mean, he's got his legs closed up here.
01:05:26.000 I don't know why Gerald's playing this game.
01:05:27.000 This is not a wise maneuver.
01:05:29.000 It's probably going to end right here.
01:05:31.000 Yeah, you don't realize sometimes...
01:05:32.000 Well, you know what?
01:05:33.000 His left elbow's out.
01:05:34.000 He's good.
01:05:34.000 He's safe right here.
01:05:36.000 His legs are tight around the back, though.
01:05:39.000 This is a triangle, son.
01:05:40.000 Man, if he puts in that...
01:05:41.000 If he triangles his legs, even with both arms...
01:05:43.000 Oh, there it is.
01:05:44.000 It's over.
01:05:45.000 It's done.
01:05:46.000 Oh, he's done.
01:05:46.000 It's done.
01:05:46.000 He's done.
01:05:47.000 Tapped.
01:05:47.000 Yep.
01:05:48.000 What the fuck was Gerald thinking?
01:05:49.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:05:49.000 But they don't know.
01:05:50.000 They don't know.
01:05:51.000 You don't know that you're...
01:05:52.000 This guy's level of jiu-jitsu.
01:05:54.000 They have an idea.
01:05:55.000 They think they can survive.
01:05:56.000 You can't.
01:05:58.000 He has knockouts, too, though.
01:05:59.000 He does.
01:05:59.000 His last fight.
01:06:01.000 He said he was upset.
01:06:02.000 He's kind of bummed out that he didn't get to choke him.
01:06:04.000 But he can show that he can do that, too.
01:06:07.000 But the level on the ground is so high.
01:06:10.000 When's the last time you saw this many high-level jiu-jitsu guys just submit?
01:06:12.000 Right?
01:06:13.000 First round.
01:06:14.000 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
01:06:16.000 Crazy.
01:06:16.000 Good on Bellator.
01:06:17.000 Now Frank just capped the night off.
01:06:19.000 Jumped a half guard, bro, like a third joke.
01:06:21.000 Imagine if he snaps Fedor's arm, too.
01:06:23.000 Shit.
01:06:24.000 Think about that shit.
01:06:25.000 The legend of Frank.
01:06:26.000 Tim Sylvia, Noguera.
01:06:28.000 What if he breaks Fedor's arm?
01:06:29.000 And we go, get the fuck out of here.
01:06:32.000 He has arguably one of the best guards in the history of the heavyweight division.
01:06:36.000 Check this out.
01:06:37.000 Not guards, right?
01:06:38.000 Yeah.
01:06:39.000 Frank?
01:06:39.000 Yeah, Frank's got a wicked guard.
01:06:41.000 It is.
01:06:42.000 It is better.
01:06:43.000 But Frank's got a wicked fucking guard, man.
01:06:45.000 Look at that beautiful swim move.
01:06:47.000 Bam.
01:06:48.000 Look at his legs.
01:06:48.000 Look at how he wraps it up, too.
01:06:49.000 God damn, that's tight.
01:06:51.000 That was fucking filthy.
01:06:52.000 Beautiful.
01:06:52.000 Do you like that?
01:06:53.000 Look at the swim right here.
01:06:54.000 Boom.
01:06:55.000 Yeah, that's perfect.
01:06:55.000 Right there.
01:06:56.000 Bam.
01:06:56.000 Perfect.
01:06:57.000 Do you like this way?
01:06:59.000 I get arm bars like that all the time.
01:07:00.000 That's off an arm crush.
01:07:01.000 That's how your legs will be off of failed arm crush to the arm bar.
01:07:04.000 It's perfect.
01:07:07.000 Do you prefer it like that, or do you prefer the legs parallel?
01:07:11.000 No, no.
01:07:11.000 That's when the legs aren't perfect, meaning the ankles are crossed over the far elbow or shoulder, that's perfect.
01:07:22.000 But sometimes you just can't have it perfect.
01:07:26.000 If Gerald Harris would have had a good corkscrew, a good hitchhiker, he could have got out.
01:07:31.000 But you've got to have that in the chamber ready to go.
01:07:34.000 And you've got to rep it a couple thousand times.
01:07:37.000 That's a very technical move.
01:07:39.000 Remember when Carl Parisian fought Matt Serra?
01:07:42.000 Remember that?
01:07:43.000 And Carl Parisian, one of them almost had an arm bar.
01:07:47.000 Carl almost had Matt an arm bar.
01:07:49.000 And then Matt hit a perfect corkscrew, a hitchhiker, out of it.
01:07:53.000 So if you have those in the chamber ready to go, the legs need to be perfect.
01:07:58.000 Yeah.
01:07:58.000 That's what I was thinking.
01:07:59.000 The left shoulder had more mobility than it would if you had that leg over, but it was so tight.
01:08:05.000 Yeah.
01:08:07.000 But it's interesting how some guys, like, they get a certain way of doing it like that, and then they choose that over the other way.
01:08:15.000 They'll just decide.
01:08:16.000 No, no, he didn't.
01:08:16.000 No, not there yet.
01:08:17.000 Yeah, right there, there was no way.
01:08:18.000 If he would have tried to get it perfect first, he would have lost it.
01:08:22.000 But you know how some guys do that, though?
01:08:23.000 Some guys will choose, like, a specific way to lock up an arm bar or an arm triangle.
01:08:28.000 And it might not even be, like, the most effective, but they do it that way so much, they get it locked.
01:08:33.000 Yeah, there's so many variations that you can hit that arm bar.
01:08:37.000 You could hit it belly down, on your side, on your back.
01:08:42.000 Ideally, if you're controlling the action, you're going to get that arm bar and you're going to be on your back and he's going to be on his back in spiderweb.
01:08:49.000 If you're controlling everything but shit, if the guy's a beast and starts moving, you've got to move with him and you've got to make sure that you have the skills to get that arm bar in any of the positions in the scramble.
01:09:03.000 Do you remember when people were almost always doing the rear naked choke with the palm on the back of the head?
01:09:09.000 It was almost always.
01:09:10.000 Instead of hiding it, you're saying?
01:09:12.000 Instead of doing the karate chop way.
01:09:13.000 It was always palm to the back of the head, and then it switched, and everybody was like, oh, yeah, that's way better if you can get it in.
01:09:21.000 Well, when you have the gloves in, sometimes it's hard to get the gloves in.
01:09:24.000 Fedor Amelianenko, tracked down by FBI agents at Bellator 198. What?
01:09:30.000 They've been in and out of this hotel room for the last few days, apparently, too.
01:09:33.000 What?
01:09:34.000 Because the former owner of Bellator was Michael Cohen.
01:09:37.000 What?
01:09:38.000 And there might be something up.
01:09:39.000 Russian collusion.
01:09:40.000 What?
01:09:41.000 What?
01:09:41.000 They could find pictures of him and Trump.
01:09:43.000 Is this real, Jamie?
01:09:44.000 Holy shit.
01:09:45.000 This is reported from here.
01:09:46.000 I mean, I'm not digging into it.
01:09:48.000 That's so crazy.
01:09:49.000 A few other places had it, too.
01:09:52.000 What if Trump and Fedor are colluding?
01:09:55.000 That's crazy.
01:09:57.000 Or Fedor and Putin.
01:09:59.000 Oh, they're boys.
01:10:00.000 We were saying before about Invisalign.
01:10:02.000 Invisalign does work.
01:10:04.000 It's not working on Brian.
01:10:05.000 No, he probably takes him out.
01:10:07.000 You've got to keep him in.
01:10:08.000 And once you take him out for life, you've got to sleep with the retainer in.
01:10:13.000 Oh, that's not for Brian.
01:10:14.000 Yeah, people get lazy.
01:10:15.000 I get lazy.
01:10:16.000 So you're supposed to do it every night.
01:10:18.000 If you go three or four nights without using a retainer, your teeth go back to the way they used to be.
01:10:24.000 Oh, dude, that's bullshit.
01:10:24.000 Just go with the metal for like three months and lock it.
01:10:25.000 It's still the same thing.
01:10:26.000 Even when you're done with the metal ones, you still need to wear a retainer.
01:10:29.000 Oh, really?
01:10:29.000 Your teeth will go back.
01:10:30.000 It's like muscle memory.
01:10:31.000 Your teeth will go back easily.
01:10:32.000 So you've got to keep wearing a retainer.
01:10:33.000 Would you guys judge me if I got veneers?
01:10:35.000 My teeth were really fucked up.
01:10:40.000 I had some shitty-ass teeth.
01:10:41.000 Would you care, Joe?
01:10:43.000 No!
01:10:44.000 Why?
01:10:44.000 Do you really want to get them?
01:10:46.000 I don't know.
01:10:47.000 My bottom ones are like a fucking city skyline, man.
01:10:50.000 I know a girl got them, and she was saying, she's an actress, and she was saying it was really freaky when they were sawing her teeth down.
01:10:56.000 Like, she got to look at them before they put the caps on.
01:10:58.000 It was like, yikes.
01:10:59.000 Nightmare.
01:10:59.000 What have you done to my teeth?
01:11:00.000 There's no going back now.
01:11:02.000 You gotta put those caps on.
01:11:04.000 They saw your fucking teeth down to nubs.
01:11:06.000 I'm trying to step my game up, man.
01:11:08.000 You look great.
01:11:08.000 No, you don't need them.
01:11:10.000 There's so much coffee, my teeth look like corn nuts.
01:11:12.000 Just whiten them.
01:11:13.000 Just whiten your teeth.
01:11:14.000 There is a problem in trying too hard.
01:11:17.000 There's a problem with veneers.
01:11:19.000 Like, how much are you trying?
01:11:21.000 You think you're trying too hard.
01:11:23.000 That's not good.
01:11:25.000 That's true.
01:11:26.000 That's not good.
01:11:27.000 Let's watch that Snatchy.
01:11:28.000 That's true.
01:11:28.000 Yeah.
01:11:29.000 Let's watch that.
01:11:30.000 Lovato, son.
01:11:34.000 So far, jiu-jitsu kicking ass in Bellator.
01:11:37.000 That's what it was designed for tonight, man.
01:11:39.000 His jiu-jitsu is just crushing.
01:11:40.000 You know, his strain partner is Justin Redd.
01:11:43.000 Yeah.
01:11:43.000 Yeah, they're boys.
01:11:44.000 They're close.
01:11:44.000 Yeah, Justin went down there to tighten up his game, and he hit some submissions now.
01:11:49.000 He hit an arm triangle in one of his fights.
01:11:51.000 Yeah.
01:11:51.000 That's always been his thing.
01:11:52.000 Arm training has always been Justin's thing.
01:11:54.000 He's in Africa right now.
01:11:55.000 He's climbing the tallest mountain.
01:11:56.000 Look at this.
01:11:57.000 Look at the swim.
01:11:58.000 Saving kids water.
01:11:59.000 From here, going belly down.
01:12:00.000 Gets that arm.
01:12:01.000 Gets that wrist.
01:12:02.000 Locks that leg over.
01:12:03.000 Boom.
01:12:04.000 Super nasty.
01:12:05.000 The hips.
01:12:07.000 Man, if we had Matt here, we could have went over that course.
01:12:11.000 Woulda, shoulda, coulda.
01:12:13.000 But we have room.
01:12:14.000 There's plenty of room.
01:12:15.000 Hell yeah.
01:12:15.000 It's perfect.
01:12:16.000 We could have set up another camera right away, right?
01:12:18.000 So many activities.
01:12:18.000 Oh, you know what?
01:12:19.000 I think maybe the best thing would be probably because it's jiu-jitsu and you need to get good angles.
01:12:25.000 Two guys do the techniques and the third guy coaches it up.
01:12:28.000 Oh, okay.
01:12:28.000 Or not coaches it up, but follows with a remote camera.
01:12:32.000 You know if Calvin's here, we're not getting any of that done.
01:12:34.000 He's just going to be fucking messing around.
01:12:36.000 What if I do this?
01:12:37.000 He got a blue belt, right?
01:12:38.000 What if I do this?
01:12:39.000 Calum has a blue belt and he wrestled in high school, right?
01:12:41.000 Does he have a blue belt?
01:12:42.000 I think so.
01:12:43.000 He got his blue belt from Henzo.
01:12:44.000 That's what he says.
01:12:46.000 You wouldn't lie about a blue belt.
01:12:49.000 We'd have to ask Henzo.
01:12:51.000 I remember a long time ago he told me that.
01:12:53.000 Yeah.
01:12:53.000 I believe he's a blue belt.
01:12:54.000 Yeah.
01:12:55.000 I've seen him roll.
01:12:56.000 We used to do Carlson Gracie's together.
01:13:00.000 I've seen him roll.
01:13:00.000 When I first met him.
01:13:01.000 No, he's definitely a blue belt.
01:13:03.000 I've seen him roll.
01:13:04.000 Those little sketches he does on Instagram with...
01:13:07.000 The two phones?
01:13:08.000 Like an iPad beside his head?
01:13:10.000 No, and that other comedian, D'Elia.
01:13:13.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:13:13.000 Dude, those guys are fucking hilarious, man.
01:13:18.000 Where D'Elia, that's his name, right?
01:13:19.000 Yeah, Chris D'Elia.
01:13:20.000 That guy's basically acting like Brian Callen.
01:13:25.000 And Brian, you know, he's like super confident.
01:13:28.000 Like they did that one bit...
01:13:29.000 I think this...
01:13:31.000 Yeah, I've seen this one.
01:13:32.000 This is a good one.
01:13:34.000 Yeah, they're both in Denver right now.
01:13:36.000 Bri, baby, my main man.
01:13:38.000 Bri, baby, my main man.
01:13:39.000 I got a question for you.
01:13:39.000 I know you're in Denver.
01:13:41.000 Well, the outskirts of Denver.
01:13:42.000 No, I'm in Denver.
01:13:43.000 I'm in downtown.
01:13:44.000 I don't know how much city folk would like your comedy, although maybe they do.
01:13:48.000 I'm sold out.
01:13:49.000 You're doing a show.
01:13:50.000 He knows that.
01:13:51.000 He knows that.
01:13:52.000 I'm doing a show.
01:13:52.000 I'm wondering if there's anything I can do to help you out to sell some tickets.
01:13:56.000 Because I'm doing a show.
01:13:58.000 I'm doing two shows.
01:14:00.000 Okay, congrats.
01:14:00.000 My venue is...
01:14:04.000 Look at his neck.
01:14:05.000 1,500 cents.
01:14:07.000 So that's roughly 4,000 cents.
01:14:11.000 What are you, a cobra?
01:14:15.000 Look, he's a cobra.
01:14:16.000 I'll punch your cobra face.
01:14:22.000 I'll flatten your nose and I'm gonna do that.
01:14:24.000 I'm gonna turn you into a cobra.
01:14:25.000 You'll have a face as flat as a cobra.
01:14:27.000 That's what's gonna happen.
01:14:28.000 I'll flatten his cobra face.
01:14:33.000 Callan has a hilarious Instagram.
01:14:36.000 Yo, Callan's show got picked up.
01:14:39.000 Yeah, that's awesome.
01:14:40.000 Wasn't he already on a show?
01:14:41.000 He is.
01:14:42.000 He's the coach on Goldberg.
01:14:43.000 But he's got his own show now.
01:14:44.000 He has his own spin-off.
01:14:45.000 He's the star.
01:14:46.000 He's still the coach?
01:14:47.000 Yeah, same character.
01:14:48.000 So now the premise is in the 90s.
01:14:50.000 He's like Better Call Saul, huh?
01:14:51.000 Yeah.
01:14:52.000 That's awesome, man.
01:14:53.000 Big time.
01:14:54.000 Super happy for him.
01:14:57.000 What's happening here?
01:15:00.000 What fight is next?
01:15:01.000 Main event?
01:15:03.000 Oh, is it?
01:15:04.000 Yeah, that's the main event.
01:15:05.000 Is this it right now?
01:15:06.000 Should be.
01:15:08.000 Oh, shit.
01:15:10.000 That was quick!
01:15:12.000 Yeah.
01:15:12.000 Well, it's been all first-round submissions.
01:15:14.000 It's an hour and a half.
01:15:16.000 There's still one more.
01:15:17.000 There's Emmanuel Sanchez versus Sam Sicily.
01:15:20.000 Oh, that's right.
01:15:21.000 That was the catch.
01:15:22.000 Just in case.
01:15:23.000 Hey, man.
01:15:24.000 This is a good card.
01:15:26.000 This is a good card.
01:15:27.000 Like, we're entertained.
01:15:28.000 It's a bunch of mismatches, for sure.
01:15:31.000 A little bit.
01:15:33.000 It's good entertaining matchmaking.
01:15:37.000 Jiu-jitsu.
01:15:39.000 This is a seminar for a jiu-jitsu class.
01:15:41.000 Like Dylan Dennis said, this is a seminar.
01:15:43.000 I saw a terrible video of this jiu-jitsu guy trying to take down this guy with a gun, and the guy shot him, and then got off him and shot him twice in the head at close range.
01:15:51.000 I was like, Why were you watching that, Joe?
01:15:53.000 Exactly.
01:15:54.000 Why was I watching that?
01:15:54.000 Dude, have you seen that crazy video?
01:15:57.000 The crazy, crazy one?
01:15:58.000 Which one?
01:15:59.000 Oh, the crazy, crazy one.
01:16:00.000 If it's crazy to Eddie, I'm fucking...
01:16:02.000 Crazy, crazy?
01:16:02.000 Crazy, crazy, crazy or crazy, crazy?
01:16:04.000 The cartel killing of a cop.
01:16:07.000 Oh, I can't watch those.
01:16:07.000 Did you watch that?
01:16:08.000 No, I can't watch those.
01:16:09.000 Dude, on video.
01:16:10.000 I mean, they record it on their phone.
01:16:12.000 They basically slice the skin off on a dead person.
01:16:16.000 There's already a dead person there.
01:16:17.000 Okay.
01:16:17.000 A cop.
01:16:18.000 And they slice his skin all the way.
01:16:20.000 They skin him alive, pull out his heart, cut his heart out, show it to him, show it to the camera, and warn anybody, it's fucking dumb.
01:16:30.000 It's the darkest thing I've ever seen.
01:16:34.000 I can't watch that shit.
01:16:35.000 The only thing worse would be watching that happen to a baby or something.
01:16:41.000 I can't watch that stuff.
01:16:44.000 It's floating around.
01:16:45.000 It's crazy to know that that's happening somewhere in the world.
01:16:48.000 It's right two hours away.
01:16:50.000 It's right there on the border of California.
01:16:53.000 It's happening because of organized crime.
01:16:55.000 And that organized crime is, they're surviving and thriving because drugs are illegal.
01:17:01.000 And they got everyone paid off.
01:17:03.000 Have you seen that documentary Cartel Land?
01:17:05.000 Yes.
01:17:05.000 Jesus Christ.
01:17:07.000 You know the best part of that?
01:17:07.000 That one guy who's like kind of, he's going against the cartel and he gets his dick sucked by his mistress and he goes, bueno, bueno.
01:17:14.000 You know what I'm talking about?
01:17:15.000 Yeah.
01:17:15.000 That's the best part, bro.
01:17:17.000 You know what's funny is halfway through that documentary, it looks like everyone being armed is the solution.
01:17:23.000 So halfway through the documentary, I'm already texting people going, shit, you gotta watch this.
01:17:28.000 Look what happens when everyone has machine guns.
01:17:30.000 But then it slowly goes south.
01:17:33.000 Have you seen it, Joe?
01:17:34.000 No.
01:17:35.000 Like the main star.
01:17:35.000 You haven't seen it?
01:17:36.000 Cartel Land?
01:17:37.000 No.
01:17:37.000 The main star of it.
01:17:38.000 He's like fighting back against the cartel.
01:17:40.000 He's married.
01:17:41.000 He forgets he's mic'd up.
01:17:43.000 Sees his mistress.
01:17:44.000 And there's subtext.
01:17:45.000 He's getting his dick sucked.
01:17:46.000 And you see the subtext.
01:17:48.000 Bueno, bueno.
01:17:49.000 Then he comes out.
01:17:51.000 He's like, everyone good?
01:17:52.000 Let's do it.
01:17:53.000 Ah, bueno.
01:17:55.000 That's hilarious.
01:17:55.000 He was a hero.
01:17:56.000 And he had a lot of groupies.
01:17:58.000 And he forgot they were filming everything.
01:18:01.000 And he was mic'd.
01:18:01.000 And he had a lot of groupies.
01:18:02.000 And he would jump on them.
01:18:06.000 That's hilarious.
01:18:07.000 I need to see that.
01:18:08.000 I was telling you about American Made.
01:18:12.000 The Barry Seals movie with Tom Cruise.
01:18:14.000 Another badass Tom Cruise movie.
01:18:16.000 I haven't seen that.
01:18:17.000 He's on the airplanes.
01:18:18.000 He's jumping around.
01:18:19.000 Dude, it's good, man.
01:18:20.000 It's a really good movie.
01:18:21.000 It's a good movie.
01:18:22.000 Look, I know a lot of the Barry Seals story, and they covered a lot of it.
01:18:26.000 You can only cover so much of it in a 90-minute movie, but...
01:18:29.000 Look, I mean, they did not pull any punches.
01:18:32.000 They made it look like Bill Clinton got him off.
01:18:34.000 Bill Clinton called the prosecutor.
01:18:35.000 They caught him with millions of dollars in cocaine and money.
01:18:39.000 Did they say why?
01:18:40.000 Bill Clinton?
01:18:41.000 Nope.
01:18:41.000 They have her on the phone with Bill Clinton.
01:18:43.000 Bill Clinton, like, he's telling her, I'm going to walk.
01:18:47.000 Whether or not he said that, I don't know, because he's dead.
01:18:49.000 No one knows, right?
01:18:50.000 And he's telling her, trust me, I'm going to walk right out of here.
01:18:53.000 And they're all laughing at him.
01:18:54.000 And she's like, you're not going to walk anyway.
01:18:55.000 And they're like, Mrs. Prosecutor, Bill Clinton's on the phone.
01:18:59.000 And it's Governor Clinton, yes.
01:19:01.000 And you see her just get pissed off.
01:19:04.000 Next thing you know, they're uncuffing him, and he's leaving.
01:19:07.000 So they're letting you know that Bill Clinton...
01:19:10.000 The only way you could put that in a movie is there has to be some truth to him.
01:19:16.000 There's got to be some sort of a documented record of him making that call.
01:19:20.000 He made that call.
01:19:22.000 He had to have made that call.
01:19:24.000 Otherwise defamation of character, right?
01:19:26.000 Of course.
01:19:26.000 It's Bill Clinton.
01:19:27.000 And he is the governor.
01:19:28.000 So there's probably a record of him saying, let that guy go.
01:19:32.000 And so the reason they think is because in the film, this is what they're saying, is that he was tied in with the CIA. And somehow or another, through the CIA using him for reconnaissance photos and stuff like that, and he eventually got hooked up with these drug dealers and started selling drugs, the CIA was in on it.
01:19:48.000 And they were allowing him to do it.
01:19:50.000 And he was getting them photographs, And intel from all these different drug places.
01:19:55.000 And in return, they were letting him do whatever he did and taking a piece of it, probably.
01:19:59.000 Did they mention Mena, Arkansas?
01:20:00.000 Yeah.
01:20:01.000 Yeah, they mentioned all the...
01:20:02.000 I mean, that's where Bill Clinton was the governor of.
01:20:04.000 They only found out about all this stuff because two kids were killed.
01:20:07.000 They were murdered.
01:20:08.000 And they told the parents that the kids had gotten high and fell asleep on the train tracks.
01:20:14.000 But the parents did an independent autopsy and found stab wounds in the kids.
01:20:18.000 Jesus.
01:20:18.000 So they're like, oh Jesus, what the fuck happened here?
01:20:21.000 And then slowly but surely the whole thing unravels.
01:20:23.000 They witnessed a drug drop.
01:20:26.000 Yeah.
01:20:26.000 And they couldn't have any witnesses.
01:20:29.000 Dude, they made Mina look like it was lit.
01:20:32.000 It's a big case.
01:20:33.000 You can go to YouTube and just punch in CIA, Mina, Arkansas, cocaine.
01:20:38.000 Boom.
01:20:39.000 And you get the whole...
01:20:39.000 It's a serious...
01:20:40.000 So who killed those two kids?
01:20:43.000 We don't know.
01:20:44.000 We don't know.
01:20:45.000 Somebody was in on it.
01:20:46.000 They assume the CIA? The kids must have seen the drugs be dropped, and whoever was selling the drugs, moving the drugs, they just decided to kill these kids.
01:20:53.000 Because they couldn't take a chance, the kids keeping their mouths shut.
01:20:56.000 So they killed them.
01:20:57.000 And apparently that was just one thing, though.
01:21:00.000 In the movie, the way they have it made up is that that was just one thing, this sort of straw that broke the camel's back.
01:21:05.000 They don't even have that.
01:21:06.000 I don't even remember if they had that in the movie.
01:21:08.000 The kids?
01:21:09.000 Did they have that in the movie, the murder?
01:21:10.000 They didn't have the murder of the kids.
01:21:11.000 No, they didn't.
01:21:12.000 But what they did have is these people were, I mean, everybody was rich.
01:21:16.000 They were all coming in and buying things, and everyone was like, where the fuck is all this money coming from?
01:21:21.000 Who was rich?
01:21:22.000 The people that were working with Barry Seals.
01:21:24.000 Okay.
01:21:24.000 Like his brother-in-law, like his wife's brother.
01:21:27.000 Apparently, I don't know if that was a real person, but in the movie, he's balling out of control, and he's got some fucking ridiculous souped-up car, and he's got money coming out of his pockets, and he's stuffing his pockets, and he gets caught by a cop.
01:21:39.000 You know, and I don't know if that happened in real life, but in the movie, they made it seem like everybody was just, there was so much money flowing around, it didn't make any sense.
01:21:47.000 They were burying it in his backyard.
01:21:49.000 When they busted him, it was like, in the movie, now, again, I don't know if this was real.
01:21:54.000 Because, you know what fucked me up, man?
01:21:56.000 That Mark Schultz movie.
01:21:58.000 The Mark Schultz movie?
01:22:00.000 Yes.
01:22:00.000 Because I know Mark Schultz fought one time in the UFC because I watched it.
01:22:06.000 He fought Big Daddy Goodrich.
01:22:08.000 He took Big Daddy Goodrich down and beat the shit out of him.
01:22:11.000 And they didn't use Big Daddy.
01:22:11.000 No, not only did they use Big Daddy in the movie, he's fighting some Russian dude.
01:22:16.000 Some random dude.
01:22:17.000 Some white guy.
01:22:18.000 He's fighting a white guy.
01:22:19.000 It's not a historical movie.
01:22:21.000 Also, Schultz had, there's no gay relationship there.
01:22:24.000 That's the other thing.
01:22:24.000 He's like, what the fuck was that about, man?
01:22:26.000 They bleached his hair and made him look like he was hanging out with the fox catcher.
01:22:28.000 And like him and the coach were like into each other?
01:22:30.000 That was weird, man.
01:22:31.000 Yeah, it was fucking weird, man.
01:22:32.000 That's that Hollywood shit, though.
01:22:33.000 Yeah, Mark Schultz told me that that movie's full of shit.
01:22:36.000 Well, it's 100% full of shit.
01:22:38.000 He's super upset about it, too.
01:22:38.000 Because he doesn't fight Gary Goodrich at the end.
01:22:40.000 Why would you change history?
01:22:42.000 Like, this is what we're talking about before, about people jizzing the soup?
01:22:46.000 No fucking way!
01:22:47.000 No fucking way!
01:22:48.000 How easy is it to check?
01:22:50.000 Because I can't trust anything.
01:22:52.000 I can't trust anything in a movie.
01:22:54.000 Hollywood doesn't know fighting, though.
01:22:55.000 The movie was great.
01:22:56.000 Steve Carell is fucking amazing.
01:22:58.000 He has a nose on him.
01:22:59.000 He's amazing.
01:23:00.000 But I know what really happened.
01:23:03.000 I know that he fought Big Daddy Goodrich.
01:23:05.000 Why isn't he fighting Big Daddy Goodrich in your fucking movie?
01:23:07.000 You don't think they overlooked it?
01:23:09.000 You can't overlook that.
01:23:10.000 They don't know shit.
01:23:11.000 He only fought once.
01:23:12.000 It's a part of the movie.
01:23:13.000 I hear you, man.
01:23:14.000 It's a very important part of his life.
01:23:16.000 It's really easy.
01:23:17.000 Just get a black guy.
01:23:18.000 So what do they do?
01:23:19.000 Maybe Gary did sign off on his likeness or name?
01:23:21.000 He doesn't have to.
01:23:22.000 He doesn't have to.
01:23:22.000 It's history.
01:23:23.000 There's a reality to it.
01:23:24.000 You don't have to have him say his name.
01:23:26.000 You show Big Daddy Goodrich across from him.
01:23:28.000 You show him.
01:23:29.000 You have Mark Schultz.
01:23:31.000 You just cut into it right when they're introducing him.
01:23:34.000 And then have the guy and, you know, have him wear the gi, just like Big Daddy Goodrich had a gi on.
01:23:39.000 This guy didn't have a gi on.
01:23:40.000 This is stupid.
01:23:41.000 You can't change history.
01:23:42.000 This is a real historical moment.
01:23:44.000 It was a moment when one of the best wrestlers on the fucking planet Earth, a legit, super high-level Olympian, fought in the UFC. And he only fought once.
01:23:54.000 And you got to see how easy he took an elite MMA fighter down and just dominated him.
01:23:59.000 That was an important historical moment in MMA. It's a strange thing.
01:24:03.000 They missed it.
01:24:03.000 Changing who breaks Jackie Robinson's record or Babe Ruth's record or Mickey Mantle.
01:24:08.000 For sure.
01:24:08.000 You're changing history.
01:24:09.000 You could never do that with baseball.
01:24:11.000 Nobody would let you...
01:24:12.000 But you don't think because those are major sports and a lot of people would know that with MMA, they're just like, ah, whatever, man.
01:24:17.000 They might have done that, but that makes me not trust everything else in the movie.
01:24:22.000 Because if you did that with a very important point...
01:24:25.000 That's a very important point, because Big Daddy Goodrich is a legend.
01:24:28.000 The Paul Herrera knockout, when Paul Herrera had him at fireman's carry, and he hit him with all those elbows.
01:24:34.000 That's probably the most brutal KO in MMA history.
01:24:39.000 It's one of them.
01:24:40.000 It's certainly, certainly one of them.
01:24:42.000 I mean, that was a terrifying, terrifying KO. How easy is that for them to fix, too, if you just put some sort of reference to Gary Goodrich?
01:24:49.000 Dude, Big Daddy Goodrich, he head-kicked Don Frye.
01:24:52.000 Remember that?
01:24:53.000 He's a monster, man.
01:24:54.000 He neck-kicked him and KO'd him?
01:24:56.000 You know, Big Daddy Goodrich is an important historical figure in MMA. You can't just change the name of the guy Mark Schultz fights.
01:25:04.000 Good movie, though.
01:25:05.000 I lost faith in Based on a True Story movies when The Dragon came out, the Bruce Lee movie by Jason Scott.
01:25:13.000 He played Bruce Lee.
01:25:15.000 And there was so much bullshit in there.
01:25:18.000 Oh, my God.
01:25:20.000 It was filled with bullshit.
01:25:23.000 In the movie, he had a real fight at the Long Beach Arena.
01:25:30.000 In reality, he was just doing demonstrations, but in the movie, they had him.
01:25:33.000 He didn't have a real fight there?
01:25:34.000 He didn't have a real fight there.
01:25:36.000 And in the movie, during the fight, his opponent broke his back with a sidekick.
01:25:43.000 Yeah, I remember that.
01:25:44.000 And in the movie, he was in the hospital.
01:25:45.000 That was heartbreaking.
01:25:46.000 In reality, he fucked his back up lifting weights.
01:25:49.000 He was lifting weights.
01:25:50.000 He never broke his back in that fight?
01:25:52.000 No.
01:25:52.000 He never had a fight.
01:25:54.000 I love Bruce Lee to death, but he never had a professional fight.
01:25:57.000 Ever.
01:25:58.000 Ever, right?
01:25:58.000 Ever.
01:25:58.000 Not one fight.
01:25:59.000 Never.
01:26:00.000 No, I don't think he ever competed.
01:26:02.000 I don't think he had an amateur fight either.
01:26:04.000 Yeah, I mean, he fought.
01:26:05.000 On the streets.
01:26:06.000 Yeah, on the streets.
01:26:08.000 And he fought in the YMCA for the right to teach non-Asians Kung Fu in San Francisco.
01:26:14.000 Well, that'd be a fight, though, right?
01:26:16.000 Yeah, he had real fights.
01:26:17.000 He was a real fighter, but he didn't have a real professional fight.
01:26:19.000 Yeah.
01:26:20.000 He didn't have anything like that.
01:26:21.000 He broke his back lifting weights, not in a professional fight.
01:26:25.000 Damn, how many weights was he lifting?
01:26:26.000 When I saw that, I thought, okay, I can't trust any Hollywood movies now.
01:26:29.000 Based on a true story, it's a little bit true.
01:26:33.000 They've got to paint a narrative a little bit.
01:26:35.000 No.
01:26:36.000 No.
01:26:37.000 Well, no, you can't change.
01:26:38.000 It's not a documentary.
01:26:38.000 No, no, no, no, no.
01:26:40.000 Now it's inspired by true events.
01:26:42.000 Inspired.
01:26:42.000 See, I dig that shit.
01:26:43.000 You can't add stuff.
01:26:45.000 You can't add stuff.
01:26:46.000 You can't add a gay relationship.
01:26:47.000 You can't add a karate kick to the back that fucks you up and puts you in the hospital.
01:26:50.000 You can't add that.
01:26:51.000 Oh, and in reality, he had to fight.
01:26:55.000 If he beat this guy at a YMCA... He had the right to teach non-Asians, because that was an issue back then.
01:27:01.000 It was in the 60s.
01:27:03.000 Yeah, they were like, why are you teaching Americans or shit?
01:27:06.000 And he was like, I'll teach anybody the fuck I want.
01:27:08.000 So he had a fight at a YMCA. In the movie, in the movie, it was in an underground cavern with elders in these little spots.
01:27:17.000 Yeah, and he scratched his chest.
01:27:18.000 Did he scratch his chest, though?
01:27:20.000 And then the guy fucked his back up again.
01:27:22.000 Yes, he kicks him.
01:27:23.000 Yes, but it was in a weird Illuminati cave.
01:27:27.000 I love that part, though.
01:27:28.000 I hate when they do that.
01:27:30.000 Yeah, it was all bullshit.
01:27:31.000 It was a great movie, though.
01:27:32.000 It was a great movie.
01:27:33.000 You can't do that about a real person.
01:27:35.000 Watch a documentary, you fucks.
01:27:36.000 That's like when Abraham Lincoln fought the vampires, it was obvious it wasn't real.
01:27:40.000 That's a good-ass movie.
01:27:42.000 That...
01:27:44.000 That's a good movie though, man.
01:27:46.000 That was a crazy ass movie.
01:27:48.000 What if that was real?
01:27:49.000 What if it was real?
01:27:50.000 Hey, we don't know.
01:27:51.000 Maybe he killed them all and that's why we could sleep good at night.
01:27:53.000 That movie's so underrated.
01:27:54.000 We do know a lot of people out there are drinking baby blood.
01:27:57.000 Maybe after a while you turn into like a vampire kind of person.
01:28:02.000 Can you imagine if vampires were something you really had to worry about?
01:28:05.000 Oh my god.
01:28:06.000 They might be out there.
01:28:07.000 They might be out there.
01:28:08.000 We're so Imagine if there was dudes out there sucking people's blood and a bunch of people found with their jugular veins tapped into by those two prongs.
01:28:18.000 Isn't it weird that it's kind of romantic?
01:28:20.000 Chicks think that's romantic.
01:28:23.000 You bite a girl's neck.
01:28:24.000 True blood.
01:28:25.000 But you know why?
01:28:26.000 Because the guy loves you so much.
01:28:29.000 You love him so much, you're willing to be the undead.
01:28:33.000 And live for eternity.
01:28:34.000 Go for eternity.
01:28:35.000 The best one ever by fucking Twilight.
01:28:39.000 Gary Oldman and Winona Ryder.
01:28:42.000 Bram Stoker's Dracula.
01:28:43.000 It is fucking fantastic.
01:28:46.000 I made a music video out of that one.
01:28:48.000 Interview with the Vampire is fucking good, too.
01:28:50.000 That's very good, but it's a different vampire.
01:28:52.000 Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise.
01:28:53.000 Yeah.
01:28:54.000 Dude, Tom Cruise killed it in that, too.
01:28:56.000 Killed in that too.
01:28:57.000 He was really good in that with that little girl.
01:28:59.000 That little girl was a beast.
01:29:01.000 That was fucked up.
01:29:01.000 That little girl's...
01:29:03.000 Kristen Dunst.
01:29:04.000 Yes, she was in Spider-Man.
01:29:06.000 Amazing.
01:29:06.000 She's amazing.
01:29:07.000 In that movie, she's fucking fantastic.
01:29:09.000 She's like 10 and she's killing it as a little vampire.
01:29:12.000 That's terrifying too because you believe it.
01:29:15.000 I know.
01:29:15.000 And she would dress those people up after they were dead and people were like, what the fuck?
01:29:19.000 You killed them?
01:29:19.000 And even Top Cruise was like, you gotta chill out.
01:29:21.000 She was killing it.
01:29:22.000 Couldn't help it.
01:29:23.000 She'd kill everybody.
01:29:24.000 I want to see that now.
01:29:25.000 Fuck yeah, I want to see that.
01:29:26.000 I want to order a large pizza and watch that.
01:29:27.000 She might have been the scariest vampire ever.
01:29:30.000 That little girl.
01:29:31.000 She's up there.
01:29:31.000 She's up there, right?
01:29:32.000 Because she's so fucking cute and so vicious because she was like 300 years old, but she was 10. You know who's not a bad vampire is Colin Farrell in Night of the Living Dead.
01:29:41.000 Not bad at all.
01:29:42.000 Not bad.
01:29:43.000 Not bad.
01:29:43.000 It's not Night of the Living Dead.
01:29:45.000 I know what you're talking about.
01:29:47.000 It's the newest one.
01:29:48.000 Yeah.
01:29:48.000 The kid who died.
01:29:49.000 What is it called?
01:29:50.000 The fuck is it called?
01:29:51.000 It's not Night of the Living Dead.
01:29:52.000 Is that Night of the Living Dead?
01:29:52.000 I don't think so.
01:29:55.000 No.
01:29:55.000 From Dust Till Dawn?
01:29:57.000 No, that was good, too.
01:29:58.000 Fright Night?
01:29:59.000 Fright Night!
01:30:00.000 That's it.
01:30:01.000 That's it.
01:30:01.000 Fright Night.
01:30:02.000 Dust Till Dawn's good.
01:30:04.000 Dude, how many vampire movies have there been?
01:30:07.000 I watch them all.
01:30:08.000 Holy shit.
01:30:08.000 I watch them all.
01:30:09.000 They really want to push those things.
01:30:10.000 I love them.
01:30:11.000 Jesus Christ.
01:30:12.000 The Twilight one's the most ridiculous.
01:30:13.000 What's up with vampires?
01:30:14.000 They could live in the Seattle area because it never was sunny.
01:30:18.000 That's some bullshit.
01:30:19.000 They have the makeup on.
01:30:21.000 They don't burn when the sun hits them.
01:30:23.000 Blade?
01:30:23.000 That was a vampire movie, right?
01:30:25.000 Blade's a fucking good one.
01:30:26.000 That's a good one.
01:30:26.000 No, Colin Farrell was a beast in that.
01:30:28.000 That's a good movie.
01:30:29.000 There's probably more vampire movies than space movies.
01:30:32.000 No.
01:30:33.000 No?
01:30:34.000 No, I think there are.
01:30:36.000 No, no, no.
01:30:37.000 I think it's just this year alone.
01:30:38.000 Star Wars, Aliens, Star Trek.
01:30:41.000 You can just keep going on.
01:30:42.000 Event Horizon.
01:30:43.000 Gravity.
01:30:44.000 You can keep going on and on and on.
01:30:44.000 All the aliens.
01:30:45.000 I disagree, homeboy.
01:30:46.000 You're on for this.
01:30:50.000 Disagree.
01:30:50.000 Hey, have you guys seen Lost in Space on Netflix?
01:30:53.000 Have you heard anything about it?
01:30:54.000 No, any good.
01:30:54.000 Do you hear anything about that, Jamie?
01:30:56.000 Lost in Space?
01:30:56.000 Supposed to be any good?
01:30:57.000 The trailer looked good.
01:30:58.000 I didn't hear good reviews, though.
01:30:59.000 Oh.
01:31:00.000 I know they got a new show they're doing with that chick from Battlestar Galactica.
01:31:06.000 Katie, how do you say her name, Sackhoff?
01:31:08.000 She's badass.
01:31:09.000 Did you ever see Battlestar Galactica, the sci-fi version?
01:31:13.000 No, wasn't Battlestar Galactica with John Travolta the worst movie of all time?
01:31:17.000 No, no, no, Battlefield Earth.
01:31:19.000 There you go.
01:31:20.000 Yeah, you're fucking up today with the names.
01:31:22.000 I'm fucking up.
01:31:25.000 Trump gave NASA a whole shitload of money, like $19 billion, and said, okay, here's the money, but we're going to the fucking moon.
01:31:31.000 Let's go to the moon.
01:31:32.000 So they started a campaign to go to the moon, and they just canceled the mission.
01:31:37.000 Why?
01:31:37.000 No, no, no, no.
01:31:38.000 They didn't cancel the mission.
01:31:38.000 They canceled the moon rover.
01:31:40.000 Yes, that's what I'm talking about.
01:31:42.000 They canceled the construction of the moon rover, and everybody's confused.
01:31:45.000 They don't know how they did that, because this is like the last moon rover that they had.
01:31:48.000 Unless they have some new top-secret moon rover that they don't want to let anybody know about.
01:31:52.000 Maybe they found some new cool shit.
01:31:54.000 Maybe.
01:31:55.000 Probably.
01:31:56.000 Yeah.
01:31:59.000 Maybe they can't go.
01:32:00.000 Imagine if we really did.
01:32:01.000 Trump said, let's go.
01:32:03.000 And they're like, okay, give us the money.
01:32:04.000 Let's figure it out.
01:32:05.000 Okay, we'll figure it out.
01:32:06.000 We got 19 billion.
01:32:07.000 Imagine if we really did find out.
01:32:09.000 Nobody else is working on it, putting a rover on the moon.
01:32:13.000 And NASA wasn't either until Trump said, here's the money, let's go to the fucking moon, and then we're going to Mars.
01:32:19.000 Can you imagine if Trump goes on TV and says, there's a lot of things to talk about?
01:32:23.000 One of them is, it's a terrible tragedy.
01:32:25.000 We've never been in the moon, ladies and gentlemen.
01:32:28.000 I feel like that's some shit he would do.
01:32:30.000 If he found out, he doesn't know.
01:32:32.000 He doesn't know.
01:32:33.000 How do you know he doesn't let him know?
01:32:34.000 He's too busy with...
01:32:35.000 He's friends with Alex Jones.
01:32:37.000 They don't really talk that much.
01:32:40.000 Because they can't.
01:32:40.000 They can't.
01:32:41.000 Everywhere they go, they're wearing wires.
01:32:42.000 Everyone's wearing a wire.
01:32:43.000 Their phones are being tapped.
01:32:44.000 You know who QAnon is?
01:32:46.000 QAnon?
01:32:46.000 I've heard about that.
01:32:47.000 It's crazy shit, dude.
01:32:48.000 What is it?
01:32:50.000 QAnon is someone in the Trump administration, people think it's someone in intelligence, in the military, who's dropping all these clues on 4chan and 8chan.
01:33:00.000 So the whole thing is, is it real?
01:33:02.000 Is it disinformation?
01:33:03.000 Is someone playing a trick?
01:33:04.000 But he legally can't say what's going on behind the scenes.
01:33:09.000 Another leg lock.
01:33:10.000 Look at this.
01:33:12.000 He legally can't say.
01:33:13.000 Because it's against the law.
01:33:15.000 So he's dropping all these clues.
01:33:17.000 And it's someone named Q Anon.
01:33:18.000 And it's been going on for about three months.
01:33:20.000 And there's all these people in the underground.
01:33:23.000 Basically, he's saying, trust the president.
01:33:28.000 It's going to take a while to take down all these corrupt people.
01:33:31.000 People at the top of the FBI and the Department of Justice and all this shit.
01:33:35.000 We're gonna take him down one by one.
01:33:36.000 So he's been dropping all these clues on how they're gonna do it.
01:33:39.000 It's pretty interesting.
01:33:40.000 You listen to it every day, his drops every day, and it's like it gets addicting.
01:33:45.000 But you don't know if it's real or not.
01:33:47.000 Is it disinformation?
01:33:48.000 It's called QAnon.
01:33:49.000 And he makes drops every day and leaves all these clues of what's going on behind the scenes.
01:33:54.000 But no one can trace back to find out who he is or anything like that?
01:33:56.000 I think on 4chan or 8chan, hackers know how to drop information without being tracked, right?
01:34:04.000 Oh, for sure.
01:34:05.000 Right?
01:34:06.000 That's what's going on.
01:34:06.000 Have you heard of QAnon?
01:34:07.000 I know you have, right?
01:34:08.000 Yeah, there's a bunch of posts about it, but again, who knows if it's real or not?
01:34:11.000 Yeah, but the people that...
01:34:13.000 I mean, there's a guy named Jerome Corsi who works for Alex Jones.
01:34:18.000 That's his job, is to analyze all these clues of what's going on, what Trump is doing behind the scenes, because he's got the media...
01:34:25.000 The entire media, Hollywood, FBI, and what they're finding out is they're finding text messages and emails going back and forth between key people running the government,
01:34:40.000 colluding to destroy Trump.
01:34:43.000 That's what's going on.
01:34:44.000 Well, for sure, they don't want him around.
01:34:47.000 None of those people that have been in politics, established politics forever...
01:34:51.000 They didn't think he was going to win, so they did all this shit thinking Hillary was going to win, but now that he won, they're going back and looking at all the text messages from all these super powerful people.
01:35:01.000 People are resigning.
01:35:04.000 It's crazy shit going on, and most people don't know.
01:35:06.000 It's like Game of Thrones for real.
01:35:08.000 You know how Game of Thrones has like 50 characters, and it would take you about a month to catch up on what's going on.
01:35:15.000 There's just so much going on.
01:35:16.000 That's what's going on.
01:35:17.000 There's Game of Thrones going on right now, but the media is only going to tell you their side, and then QAnon is dropping the behind-the-scenes clues.
01:35:27.000 It's pretty fascinating.
01:35:28.000 There's a scanning arm triangle here.
01:35:30.000 Another submission.
01:35:32.000 This is interesting.
01:35:32.000 This is over.
01:35:33.000 100% it's over.
01:35:34.000 100% it's over.
01:35:36.000 100%.
01:35:37.000 Is he talking to the camera?
01:35:38.000 Oh, go back to the camera.
01:35:40.000 He's talking to it.
01:35:40.000 He should jump to full guard.
01:35:41.000 He should jump to full guard.
01:35:42.000 Why do you think this is definitely done?
01:35:44.000 It's so deep and the guy's not doing anything with his left hand.
01:35:46.000 Well, he wasn't.
01:35:47.000 If he just jumps full guard, it's over.
01:35:49.000 Oh, he's in trouble.
01:35:49.000 He goes down.
01:35:50.000 There you go.
01:35:50.000 Okay, it's over now.
01:35:52.000 No way he's going to survive.
01:35:54.000 No way.
01:35:55.000 Damn, any problem will call that shit.
01:35:57.000 Four submissions.
01:35:57.000 Arm triangle and full guard is death.
01:35:59.000 And how about the arm triangle from standing position drags him to the ground and punishes it.
01:36:04.000 That was sick.
01:36:05.000 That happens every now and then.
01:36:06.000 You see it every now and then.
01:36:07.000 It's rare you see it.
01:36:08.000 But you got to...
01:36:09.000 You gotta be tapping people so much with your arm triangle, you have so much faith in it, and it's gotta be your go-to to take a chance like that.
01:36:15.000 If it's not your go-to, that's why you don't really see it, because there's not that many fighters overall in MMA that are known for amazing arm triangles.
01:36:22.000 It's kind of popular.
01:36:24.000 It is probably, you know, I would say 25% of MMA fighters have high-level arm triangles.
01:36:31.000 I would say maybe that's a little high, but, you know, about 20-25%.
01:36:36.000 Well, what he did there that was like special was get sideways.
01:36:40.000 He was doing like a rear naked choke from the side.
01:36:42.000 Is that a Brazilian?
01:36:43.000 Or a Mexican?
01:36:44.000 What is his name, Jamie?
01:36:46.000 They fought Sam Cecilia?
01:36:47.000 He pointed to the Brazil flag on shorts.
01:36:50.000 This is dope.
01:36:51.000 Look at how he clamps his shit down.
01:36:53.000 Very interesting.
01:36:54.000 Very interesting.
01:36:55.000 Because look how tight he gets it, man.
01:36:56.000 He gets it super tight.
01:36:58.000 Emmanuel Sanchez.
01:36:59.000 Emmanuel Sanchez.
01:37:00.000 That's Mexican.
01:37:01.000 Hell yeah!
01:37:02.000 Hey, Mexicans, they got heart.
01:37:04.000 Dude, this is phenomenal.
01:37:05.000 You know who needs to make a comeback?
01:37:07.000 Phenomenal.
01:37:08.000 Once he goes to full guard, look at this.
01:37:09.000 See what he's doing with his left hand?
01:37:11.000 He's not really protecting anything, so that shows me that he kind of doesn't know how to get out of it.
01:37:18.000 Wow.
01:37:18.000 Super snuggie.
01:37:19.000 That's amazing.
01:37:20.000 The Mexican that we need to come back is Yair Rodriguez.
01:37:23.000 Well, they offered Yair Rodriguez a beat.
01:37:26.000 Correct.
01:37:28.000 Magomed Sharapov.
01:37:29.000 Yair actually came into my gym last week, a couple days.
01:37:33.000 Yair did?
01:37:34.000 Yep.
01:37:34.000 He came in with Kelvin.
01:37:36.000 They've been hanging out.
01:37:37.000 He's phenomenal, man.
01:37:38.000 Phenomenal.
01:37:39.000 You don't want to see him versus Zabit?
01:37:41.000 No.
01:37:41.000 Why not?
01:37:42.000 That would be amazing.
01:37:43.000 Are you crazy?
01:37:44.000 Hold, hold.
01:37:45.000 You don't want someone to lose.
01:37:46.000 No, hold on.
01:37:46.000 Amazing fight.
01:37:47.000 Yair just fought Frankie Edgar.
01:37:49.000 Well, his last fight was Frankie.
01:37:50.000 It lost, right?
01:37:51.000 Got dismantled.
01:37:52.000 Right.
01:37:53.000 So you're going to toss him fucking Zabit, who could probably beat the top five right now?
01:37:58.000 Why not?
01:38:00.000 Why not?
01:38:00.000 Who wouldn't want to see that?
01:38:02.000 We do, but if you care about Yair, the hardcore knows Zabit, but he's not a huge name.
01:38:07.000 So for Yair, it's a huge risk.
01:38:09.000 So you think Zabit beats Yair?
01:38:12.000 You think he beats him?
01:38:13.000 It's a tough fucking fight for him, man.
01:38:16.000 After Frankie Edgar?
01:38:17.000 Right.
01:38:18.000 True.
01:38:19.000 Do you want to build a star or not?
01:38:21.000 Different fight.
01:38:21.000 Tough fight.
01:38:22.000 I'd like to see it because Yair, in my opinion, has the most dynamic stand-up in all of MMA. Because he throws so much crazy shit.
01:38:31.000 He's throwing the wild shit.
01:38:32.000 I love that shit.
01:38:33.000 So does Zabit.
01:38:34.000 That's why I want to see it.
01:38:35.000 I want to see it look like a Jackie Chan fight.
01:38:38.000 Zabit, he's got a bunch of really solid fundamental movements.
01:38:44.000 When he lands, he'll throw something, and even if he's off, he'll shuffle and adjust and always be in perfect position.
01:38:53.000 He's really good at throwing kicks and throwing punches or elbows or knees, anything he does.
01:38:58.000 He hits you, and then boom, he's in perfect position.
01:39:01.000 He doesn't have any holes.
01:39:02.000 Yeah, you've never seen him stumble or look weird.
01:39:04.000 He's never off balance.
01:39:06.000 He's on the same team as Khabib?
01:39:07.000 No.
01:39:08.000 No, he's a Mark Henry guy.
01:39:10.000 He's a Mark Henry guy in New Jersey.
01:39:11.000 Mark Henry told me about him.
01:39:12.000 So they're not friends?
01:39:13.000 They're kind of friends.
01:39:13.000 They're friends.
01:39:14.000 They're all from Dagestan.
01:39:15.000 Okay.
01:39:15.000 From the same place.
01:39:16.000 Maybe they came up together in the same club, right?
01:39:20.000 Dagestan's pretty big.
01:39:21.000 Because I see that Khabib is always retweeting.
01:39:24.000 Retweeting.
01:39:24.000 Retweeting.
01:39:25.000 Well, they're from the motherland.
01:39:27.000 But Zabid is a very different game.
01:39:30.000 I mean, he's not a wrestler per se.
01:39:32.000 He's got really good jiu-jitsu.
01:39:33.000 He's got very good everything.
01:39:34.000 He's got all games.
01:39:34.000 He's good at everything.
01:39:35.000 So if you're Yair and you're a young kid, you just got your ass whipped by Frankie.
01:39:39.000 Obviously taking a year off.
01:39:40.000 He's trying to figure things out.
01:39:42.000 And you're going to fight Zabit, who I think could hang with the top five right now.
01:39:46.000 You want to fight him right now when he's ranked, what, maybe 14th, 13th?
01:39:49.000 If you're going to fight him, let him fight when he's like 5, 3, 2, or when he's the champ.
01:39:54.000 Not now.
01:39:54.000 I know Zabit's people wanted that fight.
01:39:56.000 I don't know if they made that fight, though.
01:39:58.000 They didn't, because I know Yair's agent.
01:40:01.000 Congrats on a great win, Zebi.
01:40:03.000 It'll be an honor to fight you one day.
01:40:04.000 We'll have to meet each other in the top ten, which I know you'll make quickly in my next fight coming up, so stay tuned.
01:40:11.000 I know Yair's agent really well.
01:40:13.000 There's no way they'd take that fight.
01:40:15.000 So you think that's what it is?
01:40:15.000 You think they made a conscious decision?
01:40:18.000 Now's not the right time to fight him.
01:40:19.000 Wait till he's top 10. He should be top 10 already, right?
01:40:23.000 He should be.
01:40:23.000 In my opinion.
01:40:24.000 Yeah.
01:40:24.000 In my opinion, yeah.
01:40:25.000 I watched him against Bokniak.
01:40:27.000 And again, you know, Bokniak's super tough guy.
01:40:30.000 Say his last name.
01:40:31.000 Kyle Bokniak.
01:40:32.000 No, no.
01:40:32.000 Zabip's last name.
01:40:34.000 Magomed Sharapov.
01:40:36.000 Fuck!
01:40:36.000 It's not even happening for me.
01:40:38.000 Damn.
01:40:39.000 Damn.
01:40:39.000 It took me three years to get Nurmagomedov.
01:40:42.000 I stumbled through it a couple of times.
01:40:44.000 At the weigh-ins, I stumbled through it, too.
01:40:45.000 Did you have to practice?
01:40:46.000 Will you read it?
01:40:47.000 Like, if I read it, like, I watched him fight, but when I watched him fight, it says Zabit, whatever the fuck his last name is.
01:40:55.000 But it wasn't until I have to call it that I gotta remember.
01:40:58.000 I have to hear it.
01:40:59.000 Like, if I hear you say it, like, multiple times, then I can pick it up.
01:41:02.000 But just to read it, I'm screwed.
01:41:04.000 Megamed Sharapov.
01:41:06.000 Magomed Sharapov.
01:41:07.000 That's not that hard.
01:41:08.000 They want you to just call him Zabit.
01:41:10.000 Because for American fans, that's a hard sell.
01:41:14.000 Nurmagomedov is hard, but everybody calls him Khabib for the most part.
01:41:17.000 Zabit is super high level, man.
01:41:19.000 I was so impressed with his striking.
01:41:21.000 And he had a broken fist.
01:41:23.000 Entered the fight.
01:41:25.000 He broke his hand hitting the pads.
01:41:27.000 He fucked up his knuckle.
01:41:28.000 Mark Henry told me he's the most talented guy he's ever seen come through his gym.
01:41:31.000 Eddie Alvarez, Barboza, Frankie Edgar.
01:41:34.000 Says Zabit, by far the most talented guy.
01:41:36.000 Hey, how about that Kevin Lee fight with Barboza?
01:41:39.000 Woo!
01:41:40.000 Damn!
01:41:40.000 Kevin Lee's a beast.
01:41:41.000 How great did Kevin Lee look?
01:41:43.000 Dude.
01:41:44.000 See, I think Kevin Khabib is a great fight.
01:41:47.000 It's a great fight.
01:41:47.000 Who takes who down?
01:41:49.000 See, I think Kevin Lee does some things better than Khabib does.
01:41:53.000 And Khabib does some things better than Kevin.
01:41:56.000 But I think Kevin's better at the more important things.
01:41:58.000 It's hard to tell who does what better.
01:42:00.000 It really is because they're both so good at everything.
01:42:02.000 And they got good striking.
01:42:04.000 They both got good striking.
01:42:05.000 Who's better at striking?
01:42:06.000 Kevin.
01:42:07.000 Kevin Lee by a long shot.
01:42:08.000 But Khabib's good too.
01:42:09.000 He's good.
01:42:10.000 Yeah, Khabib's good.
01:42:11.000 But Kevin Lee's better.
01:42:12.000 That's a stretch.
01:42:13.000 He's better standing up.
01:42:14.000 The real question is going to be in the wrestling.
01:42:16.000 Because Khabib's...
01:42:17.000 His number one goal is not to stand up and have a kickboxing match with you.
01:42:20.000 His number one goal is to maul you.
01:42:22.000 And whoever gets the takedown, it all comes down to how good the guy on the bottom is off his cap.
01:42:27.000 Kevin's a better grappler.
01:42:28.000 Kevin's a better grappler.
01:42:30.000 He's better at finishing from the back.
01:42:31.000 Correct.
01:42:32.000 And look at his mount.
01:42:34.000 And his pass and his finishing.
01:42:35.000 His passing in that fight, the passing in the first round.
01:42:38.000 First of all, he took Barboza down quicker than Khabib did.
01:42:40.000 Khabib struggled.
01:42:41.000 Barboza shook him off a couple of times.
01:42:43.000 No.
01:42:44.000 But Khabib breaks everybody.
01:42:46.000 Everybody that grapples with him.
01:42:48.000 You find out.
01:42:49.000 You know, Kevin has a higher takedown success.
01:42:51.000 Right, but Khabib, even against guys that are really good like Dos Anjos, he mauls those motherfuckers.
01:42:58.000 He mauls people.
01:42:59.000 No, it's a great fight, man.
01:43:00.000 It's a great fight.
01:43:00.000 It seems like Khabib is the kind of guy, he's new.
01:43:04.000 He's 25 years old?
01:43:05.000 He's only 25. Yeah.
01:43:07.000 He's smart as fuck, too, man.
01:43:09.000 Kevin Lee is smart as fuck, man.
01:43:11.000 Kevin Lee, Khabib, to me, is the most interesting fight.
01:43:14.000 Don't forget about Tony.
01:43:17.000 Don't forget about Trey.
01:43:19.000 But he's out for a little bit.
01:43:22.000 Tony Khabib, I'd love to see that, but I'd love to see Tony Nate Diaz.
01:43:25.000 But however, with Tony being hurt, so I don't put him in the discussion right now.
01:43:29.000 Kevin Lee, Khabib's the fight from there.
01:43:31.000 That surgery, that stitches, the size of the fucking wound on him, I've never seen anything like that in my life.
01:43:38.000 It was like a motorcycle accident.
01:43:39.000 His whole LCL came off.
01:43:40.000 That poor dude.
01:43:41.000 I've never seen anybody with a more horrific surgical wound on their knee.
01:43:47.000 That's heartbreaking, man.
01:43:47.000 That's like some 1980s shit, like when they used to have to open you up in a suitcase and check around and replace shit.
01:43:55.000 He's not a guy I'm worried about.
01:43:56.000 You know, some guys when they get injured, I'm like, oh, fuck.
01:43:58.000 I'm not worried about Tony for some reason.
01:44:00.000 Look at that, though, dude.
01:44:01.000 Do you know how big that is?
01:44:02.000 That's a giant-ass wound.
01:44:04.000 That looks like a 12-inch wound.
01:44:06.000 They had to reattach the whole thing.
01:44:07.000 That's a rare knee operation right there.
01:44:10.000 The fact that that happened while he was just walking and tripped is so fucking crazy that a guy with his kind of balance He must have been exhausted.
01:44:20.000 That's the only thing that makes sense.
01:44:21.000 He must have been just run ragged doing all these interviews and then like peaking during training.
01:44:26.000 Just a freak.
01:44:26.000 Just a freak accident.
01:44:27.000 Well, yeah, I'm just making things up.
01:44:28.000 I don't know what the fuck happened.
01:44:30.000 Fuck, but it's such a bummer.
01:44:31.000 Oh, we should talk about this.
01:44:32.000 He's already training.
01:44:33.000 I've talked about this before.
01:44:34.000 We should talk about it again.
01:44:35.000 He was not wearing sunglasses.
01:44:36.000 That was something.
01:44:38.000 He misspoke.
01:44:39.000 He said he was wearing prescription sunglasses to Ariel Helwani.
01:44:43.000 Is that what he said?
01:44:44.000 Yeah.
01:44:44.000 It was a mistake.
01:44:45.000 So everybody's repeating this, including me and Dana and all these other people.
01:44:48.000 We thought he was wearing sunglasses inside like he does when he does those stare downs.
01:44:52.000 It's not what was going on.
01:44:53.000 Even if he was, I don't think so.
01:44:54.000 He was wearing regular glasses.
01:44:56.000 He was wearing regular glasses.
01:44:56.000 They weren't sunglasses.
01:44:57.000 It had nothing to do with it.
01:44:58.000 He just tripped.
01:44:59.000 I don't care what sunglasses.
01:45:00.000 But people were mocking him.
01:45:02.000 Oh, really?
01:45:02.000 That sucks.
01:45:03.000 Especially when the guy is at the door of the most important fight of his career.
01:45:07.000 Tony would have fought anyways.
01:45:09.000 I know.
01:45:09.000 He was going to fight anyways.
01:45:11.000 He was crazy.
01:45:12.000 In a good way.
01:45:12.000 He didn't care.
01:45:14.000 You guys remember Pride when Sakuraba would literally wrap his legs up like a mummy?
01:45:18.000 That's what Tony was going to do.
01:45:19.000 The doctors wouldn't let him.
01:45:21.000 So he went to two different doctors.
01:45:23.000 But Khabib's not fighting for a while because of Ramadan, right?
01:45:25.000 I don't know.
01:45:26.000 He can't fight until the end of the year.
01:45:28.000 When is Ramadan?
01:45:29.000 He's out for a few months because of his religion.
01:45:33.000 Yeah.
01:45:34.000 So then you do what?
01:45:36.000 Eddie Alvarez?
01:45:37.000 You know who fought through Ramadan?
01:45:38.000 Went through his training camp through Ramadan is Bilal Muhammad.
01:45:42.000 He figured out a way to do it.
01:45:44.000 And the way to do it is to not train until nighttime.
01:45:47.000 Make sure he eats first and then trains at nighttime.
01:45:50.000 But he did it.
01:45:51.000 He fought well.
01:45:52.000 No, he did it.
01:45:53.000 He did and he fought well.
01:45:54.000 He just adjusted his training camp.
01:45:56.000 Who did he fight?
01:45:56.000 I forget.
01:45:57.000 I don't remember who he fought.
01:45:58.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:45:59.000 We'd have to watch it.
01:46:00.000 At a championship level, I would hold off too if I'm Khabib.
01:46:02.000 Right.
01:46:03.000 I see what you're saying.
01:46:03.000 I see what you're saying.
01:46:04.000 But you can do it.
01:46:05.000 But I remember he fought a good guy.
01:46:06.000 I don't remember who it was.
01:46:07.000 I remember watching it.
01:46:08.000 It was interesting.
01:46:09.000 Yeah, he figured out his schedule where he could pull it off.
01:46:11.000 Yeah.
01:46:11.000 It can't be the best way to go about it.
01:46:13.000 Not the best way to go.
01:46:14.000 He's a badass, though.
01:46:14.000 You wouldn't do it if it wasn't for your religion.
01:46:16.000 There's no way you would do it.
01:46:17.000 Just for performance, there's no way you would do it.
01:46:20.000 But you could do it.
01:46:21.000 It could be done.
01:46:22.000 Because you just gotta wait till dark, right?
01:46:24.000 If I'm Khabib, though, I just...
01:46:25.000 Yeah, that's not that hard.
01:46:26.000 It's not that hard.
01:46:27.000 It's not ideal, though.
01:46:28.000 Yeah, it's not ideal.
01:46:29.000 Well, it's fasting.
01:46:30.000 It is ideal, apparently.
01:46:31.000 These days, it's the best thing you can do.
01:46:33.000 No, but it's not the way...
01:46:34.000 First of all, if you're going to do it, you wouldn't do it like that.
01:46:38.000 You wouldn't do it during the day.
01:46:39.000 You wouldn't do it like that, and you would do it where you stop eating at like 5 in the afternoon, and then you would go all through the night if you want to have like a long...
01:46:47.000 Some people argue that's not good.
01:46:50.000 Who argues that's not good?
01:46:51.000 Well, just from our human genetics, that you're going to be hungry at night, right?
01:46:57.000 So you don't get as good of sleep.
01:46:58.000 Yeah, but it depends on what kind of foods you're eating.
01:47:01.000 That's a big part of what it is.
01:47:03.000 If you're eating a lot of refined carbohydrates, you're going to get really hungry at night, for sure.
01:47:06.000 And you're going to want to eat again.
01:47:08.000 But if you're on more of a fat-based diet, you could pull that off for sure.
01:47:13.000 100%.
01:47:13.000 I did it nonstop.
01:47:14.000 Yeah, you could pull it off for sure.
01:47:16.000 The real question is, is that the best thing to do for physical performance?
01:47:20.000 And it's most likely not.
01:47:21.000 I would say no.
01:47:22.000 Yeah, I don't think so.
01:47:23.000 We had Zach Bitter in here the other day.
01:47:26.000 Ready for this record?
01:47:27.000 This motherfucker ran 100 miles in 11 hours and 40 minutes.
01:47:33.000 He was averaging a 7-minute mile.
01:47:35.000 Holy shit.
01:47:36.000 For almost 12 hours.
01:47:38.000 How big is he?
01:47:39.000 He weighs four pounds.
01:47:40.000 Yeah.
01:47:42.000 He weighs a buck forty.
01:47:43.000 Yeah.
01:47:44.000 But he's a very thin guy.
01:47:46.000 Still though, that's cool.
01:47:46.000 He's on a fat-based diet.
01:47:48.000 He's on a keto diet, essentially.
01:47:49.000 But when he goes to race, he takes a lot of carbohydrates.
01:47:52.000 Is he Nigerian?
01:47:53.000 Sugars and everything.
01:47:54.000 No, white guy.
01:47:55.000 Kenyan?
01:47:55.000 Super smart.
01:47:55.000 Thanks, Kevin.
01:47:56.000 Super smart white dude.
01:47:57.000 Really nice guy.
01:47:58.000 But imagine that shit.
01:48:00.000 Happens.
01:48:00.000 Do you know how strong your fucking mind has to be?
01:48:04.000 How strong your mind has to be to run 11 hours and 40 minutes?
01:48:07.000 Is that a world record?
01:48:08.000 Yep.
01:48:09.000 Is it a world record?
01:48:10.000 U.S. record?
01:48:11.000 U.S. American record.
01:48:12.000 Who holds the record?
01:48:14.000 Kenyans?
01:48:14.000 Probably.
01:48:15.000 Or Mexicans.
01:48:16.000 Seven minutes?
01:48:18.000 Mexicans can run marathons.
01:48:19.000 We don't play football or basketball, but shit.
01:48:22.000 We could run for a long-ass time in the mountains of Mexico City.
01:48:26.000 Yeah, man.
01:48:26.000 Well, that's part of that book, Born to Run.
01:48:29.000 The Chilapas Mountains.
01:48:30.000 Yeah, those guys who ran like basically barefoot.
01:48:33.000 Yeah.
01:48:34.000 There's some boys in New Mexico, too.
01:48:36.000 They're like the number one cross-country team.
01:48:38.000 All the Mexicans there.
01:48:39.000 Hell yeah.
01:48:39.000 Mexicans are known for cardio.
01:48:41.000 They destroy all the white kids.
01:48:42.000 Mexicans are really known for cardio.
01:48:44.000 It's very interesting.
01:48:45.000 Heart.
01:48:45.000 Heart and cardio.
01:48:46.000 Look at the boxers, look at the MMA fighters.
01:48:50.000 MMA fighters, boxers, yep, known for cardio.
01:48:52.000 How about Julio Cesar Chavez?
01:48:54.000 That motherfucker just was overwhelming.
01:48:57.000 He never stopped coming at you.
01:48:59.000 He was so beautiful when he was in his prime.
01:49:03.000 When he would throw combinations, like to the body, to the head, uppercut, step to the side, right hand, left hook, right hand, to the body, he was just non-stop.
01:49:11.000 His volume was so impressive, and his placement, just fucking amazing.
01:49:16.000 Hey, what's going on here?
01:49:17.000 The fights went so fast, they're just tossing his fights.
01:49:20.000 Oh, Fedor's not ready.
01:49:21.000 The record is held by a 25-year-old Russian.
01:49:24.000 What?
01:49:25.000 Powerful EPO. Yeah.
01:49:30.000 1128. I can't trust anything they do right now.
01:49:32.000 After Icarus, man?
01:49:33.000 Yeah.
01:49:33.000 After Icarus, you're like, wait, what?
01:49:35.000 I hit Russian, I assume.
01:49:36.000 You can't trust them?
01:49:37.000 I mean, aren't all countries doing the same shit?
01:49:40.000 For sure.
01:49:41.000 For sure.
01:49:41.000 100%.
01:49:42.000 100%.
01:49:43.000 They just got busted.
01:49:44.000 Once you watch Icarus, they're like, oh, man.
01:49:46.000 I saw it.
01:49:46.000 Well, even when Zach was talking to me about the testing, when Zach was talking to me about testing for these things, he was kind of letting on that one of the things that's different is the culture of the guys that run 100 miles.
01:49:58.000 Like, it's not in the culture.
01:49:59.000 Whereas, like, in the cycling culture, it's a big part of the culture.
01:50:03.000 Like, everybody does it.
01:50:04.000 But that ultramarathon world is a brain world.
01:50:08.000 That's a world of, like, how much can you take?
01:50:10.000 Like, you can physically do it.
01:50:12.000 They're not doing anything crazy physically like Usain Bolt.
01:50:15.000 Yeah.
01:50:15.000 Or someone who can just...
01:50:16.000 They're not gifted genetically.
01:50:17.000 Right.
01:50:17.000 But they're brains.
01:50:18.000 They're all small though, right?
01:50:19.000 I would love to do that.
01:50:20.000 Yep.
01:50:20.000 Another sub.
01:50:21.000 Another fucking sub!
01:50:23.000 God damn.
01:50:23.000 Beautiful art bar.
01:50:25.000 It's a seminar of jiu-jitsu.
01:50:26.000 Damn.
01:50:26.000 It's a jiu-jitsu seminar.
01:50:28.000 Dylan's right.
01:50:29.000 High level jiu-jitsu tonight so far.
01:50:31.000 Very nice.
01:50:31.000 He has hairline's out too.
01:50:34.000 What were we just saying?
01:50:35.000 Oh, I was saying those guys are small, though.
01:50:37.000 Genetically, they're not like freaks.
01:50:38.000 I wish I could do it, but I'm just too goddamn big.
01:50:41.000 It's a shame.
01:50:42.000 Well, you'd have to lose weight, for sure.
01:50:45.000 You'd have to dry yourself out.
01:50:46.000 It's too hard.
01:50:47.000 I love it that much.
01:50:48.000 Even when Cam, when he does the big ones, like when he did the Moab 240, he got down to 160, 165 I think.
01:50:57.000 Damn, he's a big dude.
01:50:58.000 He usually weighs about 185. He might have got to 160. He might have actually got right below 160. But he's so hardcore, you know how he did it?
01:51:06.000 He just worked out, burned 4,000 calories, ate 3,000.
01:51:15.000 I wish they would show that again, but the way he set that arm bar up, remember the teepee where you're crossing your ankles and you extend your legs instead of leg curl them?
01:51:25.000 Well, he extended them and put everything in a right angle and then he hit the arm bar in there.
01:51:32.000 Dude, he has a sick ass tattoo too.
01:51:33.000 That's some Game of Thrones shit.
01:51:35.000 Do you know what I've been watching?
01:51:37.000 Vikings.
01:51:38.000 I can't get into Vikings.
01:51:39.000 Dude, it's a good goddamn show.
01:51:41.000 You gotta get four episodes in.
01:51:43.000 Did you watch Westworld?
01:51:44.000 No, I haven't watched it.
01:51:45.000 I heard Westworld gets too complicated now.
01:51:47.000 I was lost.
01:51:48.000 That's what I heard.
01:51:49.000 I saw first episode.
01:51:50.000 I'm like, shit.
01:51:51.000 What's going on?
01:51:52.000 Did you guys refresh any of the old ones before you started the new one?
01:51:55.000 Because it's been a while.
01:51:56.000 The preview is like three minutes long.
01:51:57.000 They kind of give you a good background of it.
01:51:59.000 I never got into...
01:52:02.000 The opening is all the robots?
01:52:05.000 Don't tell me anything.
01:52:06.000 Okay.
01:52:06.000 Don't tell me.
01:52:07.000 How dare you?
01:52:07.000 You'll find out right away.
01:52:08.000 I'm just waiting for Game of Thrones.
01:52:09.000 Spoiler alert.
01:52:10.000 Were you confused?
01:52:11.000 Don't get confusing.
01:52:13.000 The first season was very confusing also.
01:52:15.000 It took a while to figure out.
01:52:17.000 They're saying now what season are they in now?
01:52:18.000 Three?
01:52:18.000 Second.
01:52:18.000 Second, they're saying it's so confusing, they're losing subscribers, like ratings are just fucking...
01:52:23.000 But how do they know?
01:52:24.000 It's one episode.
01:52:25.000 Yeah, it's just one episode.
01:52:26.000 I just read that, bro.
01:52:27.000 It's the same thing with...
01:52:28.000 You know what?
01:52:29.000 I think people just write shit like that just to be assholes.
01:52:33.000 I think today, yeah, I think there's...
01:52:34.000 Or maybe the writer's confused, so like everyone's confused.
01:52:37.000 You talked about it.
01:52:38.000 See how you talked about it?
01:52:39.000 Correct.
01:52:39.000 Not validated.
01:52:40.000 You talked about it because it's a thing that you want to hear and go, oh man, look what's going on over there.
01:52:44.000 No, I don't care.
01:52:45.000 It's too complicated.
01:52:45.000 I like Wes.
01:52:46.000 Oh, I heard they're losing subscribers.
01:52:48.000 Maybe.
01:52:48.000 Why are you doing a hater?
01:52:49.000 So that's like, if you're going to sell magazines or an article and you want to appeal to that mindset that we were just talking about earlier, that's what you would write.
01:52:57.000 You're right.
01:52:58.000 But I'm saying, that last thing I read was that on Westworld.
01:53:02.000 I don't watch Westworld.
01:53:04.000 People dig it.
01:53:05.000 You never watched it?
01:53:06.000 No.
01:53:07.000 You've got to start from scratch.
01:53:08.000 I'm telling you, it's a good show.
01:53:09.000 I know.
01:53:10.000 People love it, man.
01:53:10.000 You can't do it?
01:53:11.000 I don't know.
01:53:12.000 You seem like you're never going to do it.
01:53:13.000 I'm talking to you right now.
01:53:14.000 You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:53:15.000 I was the same way with Game of Thrones, but then you guys talked me into it.
01:53:18.000 That's my favorite show of all time.
01:53:19.000 There you go.
01:53:20.000 I'm telling you, dude.
01:53:20.000 Same thing.
01:53:21.000 Get season one of Vikings.
01:53:23.000 These dudes fuck people up.
01:53:25.000 It's fun.
01:53:26.000 It's on History Channel.
01:53:27.000 And it's good acting, too, man.
01:53:28.000 What's the premise?
01:53:29.000 It's basically a historical reenactment of the Viking days.
01:53:33.000 Based on a true story?
01:53:34.000 Yeah, Ragnar Lothbrok, who was a real Viking apparently.
01:53:38.000 Oh, real shit.
01:53:39.000 If you think all that's real, he had to be surprised.
01:53:42.000 Listen to me, man.
01:53:43.000 They wrote down every word they said all throughout the day his whole life.
01:53:46.000 So they got it.
01:53:47.000 So it's there.
01:53:48.000 So he buys it.
01:53:49.000 He fucking buys it.
01:53:50.000 Who the fuck are you going to even get that can read Viking?
01:53:53.000 You know, who knows what the guy said and did.
01:53:55.000 But it's a really well-made show.
01:53:57.000 The acting is fucking amazing.
01:53:59.000 What season are they on?
01:54:00.000 I think they have five seasons.
01:54:02.000 What are they trying to do?
01:54:03.000 They're just trying to go from town to town?
01:54:04.000 Dude, I don't want to fuck it up, but it's based on real sieges that they did when they attacked Paris.
01:54:09.000 There's no spoilers.
01:54:10.000 It's history.
01:54:11.000 They attacked England.
01:54:12.000 They attacked Wessex.
01:54:13.000 They killed a fuckload of people.
01:54:15.000 They showed up on boats and just jumped out with axes and just started fucking up villages.
01:54:19.000 It's based on that.
01:54:21.000 Some barbaric shit.
01:54:21.000 But it's really well done, man.
01:54:23.000 I was skeptical.
01:54:24.000 I never heard anything about it.
01:54:26.000 And someone was saying, you've got to watch Vikings.
01:54:28.000 Netflix or Hulu?
01:54:29.000 No, I got it on Apple.
01:54:30.000 It's probably on Netflix.
01:54:31.000 I don't know.
01:54:31.000 It's a History Channel show.
01:54:32.000 It was a History Channel show.
01:54:34.000 I just subscribed to it on iTunes.
01:54:35.000 I got that Apple, what is it, iHome, what is that shit called?
01:54:39.000 Apple TV. Yeah.
01:54:40.000 I heard Frontier's good, too.
01:54:42.000 It's about the fur trading business.
01:54:43.000 Oh, yeah?
01:54:44.000 With your boy...
01:54:45.000 Jason Momoa?
01:54:46.000 Yeah.
01:54:46.000 Heard it's really good, too.
01:54:47.000 Hmm.
01:54:48.000 Interesting.
01:54:49.000 I don't watch any of them.
01:54:51.000 Vikings, though.
01:54:52.000 I'm hooked.
01:54:54.000 I'm hooked.
01:54:54.000 I just finished season three.
01:54:56.000 Damn, you're into it.
01:54:56.000 It's fucking good, man.
01:54:58.000 It's a good show.
01:54:59.000 It's one of those underrated shows that you're like, how do I not know about this one?
01:55:03.000 I've heard about them, just not Vikings or, like, whatever.
01:55:05.000 I love that shit.
01:55:06.000 Yeah, you do like that shit.
01:55:07.000 I love that shit.
01:55:07.000 I watch Teen Mom, guys.
01:55:09.000 Did you guys watch Wild Wild Country?
01:55:12.000 That's good.
01:55:12.000 No, I'm scared.
01:55:13.000 I'm scared to watch that.
01:55:14.000 Wild Wild Country.
01:55:15.000 It's a docu-series.
01:55:19.000 It's on that guy, the sex cult guy, right?
01:55:22.000 Yeah, it's more of like an Indian dude.
01:55:24.000 His name is, he has like three different names, but his religion was half Buddhist, half capitalist.
01:55:35.000 I'm in.
01:55:37.000 I'm in.
01:55:38.000 So you could be spiritual and live in luxury too.
01:55:43.000 Yes.
01:55:43.000 Yeah, he could do both.
01:55:44.000 I'm in.
01:55:46.000 He says, I believe in luxury.
01:55:48.000 I believe we all should live in luxury.
01:55:51.000 But if you can't live in luxury, I'm going to live in luxury myself.
01:55:57.000 Is he a bad guy?
01:55:58.000 That guy right there.
01:55:59.000 Oh, yeah.
01:56:00.000 He's super pimped out.
01:56:02.000 He dyed his beard, mint green?
01:56:04.000 So what happens is they get kicked out of India, so he has all these rich followers, and they built a city in Oregon.
01:56:10.000 Holy shit.
01:56:11.000 In the middle of nowhere, they built this gigantic city in Oregon in the 80s, and all these people from all over the world ended up moving there, and the surrounding towns, just like old white people, they go to war.
01:56:24.000 And that's what the documentary's about.
01:56:26.000 It's pretty awesome.
01:56:27.000 It's awesome.
01:56:28.000 Was he having sex with everyone or what, man?
01:56:30.000 It isn't about that.
01:56:31.000 I'm not really into it.
01:56:31.000 It's not about that.
01:56:32.000 It's about him starting a new city with tens of thousands of people in the middle of Oregon.
01:56:38.000 And they got all these old white people out there going, what the fuck is going on?
01:56:42.000 So it wasn't about a sex cult?
01:56:44.000 They believed in free sex and all that stuff.
01:56:47.000 Of course.
01:56:48.000 But it wasn't.
01:56:48.000 Who doesn't?
01:56:50.000 They're not focusing on that.
01:56:52.000 It's more about...
01:56:56.000 They had the finances to literally build a high-level city in the middle of nowhere.
01:57:02.000 And when did this all go down?
01:57:04.000 In the 80s.
01:57:05.000 Okay, I'm gonna watch it.
01:57:06.000 I'm gonna watch it.
01:57:07.000 I can't watch it this weekend.
01:57:10.000 It's really good.
01:57:11.000 It's really good, man.
01:57:13.000 You won't regret that one.
01:57:14.000 Okay.
01:57:17.000 Beautiful.
01:57:17.000 The cult leaders are always charismatic and they're always trying to fuck everyone.
01:57:21.000 Why else would you start a cult?
01:57:23.000 Why else?
01:57:24.000 What, you just want everybody to listen to you?
01:57:26.000 No.
01:57:27.000 I believe in love and screw.
01:57:29.000 And then you want their pussy.
01:57:30.000 Correct.
01:57:30.000 Come on.
01:57:31.000 Every time.
01:57:32.000 Cult of personality.
01:57:33.000 And the type of person that would want to have all those people.
01:57:36.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to move to Oregon.
01:57:39.000 We found a spot.
01:57:40.000 Yes, exactly.
01:57:41.000 That's exactly what it was.
01:57:43.000 A bunch of white people from all over the world, but they were rich.
01:57:45.000 I know someone whose family was involved in that.
01:57:48.000 Oh, yeah?
01:57:49.000 Yeah.
01:57:50.000 Do they say good things about it?
01:57:52.000 No.
01:57:52.000 It's interesting to see how it all comes crashing down, though.
01:57:55.000 That's the interesting part.
01:57:56.000 It's like, how does it come crashing down?
01:57:58.000 Because it doesn't exist.
01:57:59.000 I don't know what's going on with it.
01:58:01.000 This is a friend of mine's ex-girlfriend from like 20 plus years ago.
01:58:05.000 She grew up in that.
01:58:06.000 In that one in Oregon?
01:58:08.000 I think it's that one.
01:58:09.000 I'm pretty sure it's that one.
01:58:11.000 I'd have to ask him.
01:58:12.000 I don't know how I'd bring that up.
01:58:24.000 Yeah.
01:58:24.000 Imagine that man.
01:58:25.000 Imagine like you being in one of them cults and like being like 10 years old and like looking around going, um, what is going on?
01:58:33.000 Why does the Maharaja keep fucking my mom?
01:58:36.000 Like what's happening here?
01:58:37.000 You're not gonna grow up normal.
01:58:38.000 Yeah, you'd be pretty damaged.
01:58:40.000 Mom, what are you doing?
01:58:42.000 Well, the sacred one brings to me blessings.
01:58:45.000 Dude, he had all these Rolls Royces in the middle of Eastern Oregon.
01:58:49.000 He would just...
01:58:49.000 What?
01:58:50.000 He had multiple, like endless Rolls Royces.
01:58:53.000 Ball one.
01:58:54.000 I believe in luxury.
01:58:56.000 And then the line is, if I can't manage to make everybody live in luxury, at least I can manage to live in luxury myself.
01:59:03.000 Just full of shit.
01:59:06.000 Didn't...
01:59:07.000 Didn't fucking R. Kelly get in trouble recently?
01:59:09.000 They think he's running a cult?
01:59:11.000 Yeah, kind of.
01:59:13.000 He has these sex slaves, so he has one house.
01:59:15.000 Kind of.
01:59:16.000 Well, no, what he does is he has one house where he stays.
01:59:19.000 Then he has a next door about the house.
01:59:21.000 He has a bunch of flock of bitches in there.
01:59:23.000 And so the parents of those kids are like, he's holding them hostage.
01:59:27.000 They're sex slaves.
01:59:28.000 He's taking away their confidence when really he's just, you know, pimping.
01:59:31.000 Yeah, he's pimping, pimping, pimping.
01:59:34.000 R. Kelly.
01:59:35.000 Part of his inner circle resign amid sex pet allegations.
01:59:40.000 Is this today?
01:59:41.000 I haven't heard about the pets.
01:59:42.000 This is last week.
01:59:42.000 This is what we were telling you about.
01:59:44.000 Two hope high-profile women have resigned their roles after new revelations emerged in a BBC Three documentary.
01:59:52.000 Oh, that's what we're talking about.
01:59:54.000 How about that girl from Smallville?
01:59:55.000 Did you hear about that?
01:59:57.000 What the fuck is going on there?
01:59:59.000 What in the fuck?
02:00:01.000 Like, she's trying to recruit actresses to be in the sex cult.
02:00:04.000 When did she do all this?
02:00:06.000 When did she do all this?
02:00:07.000 Is this from the past?
02:00:08.000 I don't know.
02:00:09.000 Yeah, I think it was from the past a little bit.
02:00:10.000 But also, did she go to prison for that?
02:00:13.000 Yeah, she was trying to get Emma Watson to join or something like that.
02:00:18.000 I don't know.
02:00:18.000 This is just stuff that's coming on the mainstream media.
02:00:20.000 Maybe it's all bullshit.
02:00:21.000 I don't know.
02:00:22.000 Well, she's going to prison, though, yeah.
02:00:24.000 Why would she do that?
02:00:26.000 They would have...
02:00:28.000 They would have parties, this thing that she was involved in, at Richard Branson's Island.
02:00:34.000 Look at this.
02:00:35.000 It says she's accused of being a leader and a prime recruiter for a sorority-esque group of young women who were manipulated into serving as slaves for male masters.
02:00:46.000 She's facing 15 years to life imprisonment on the charges of sex trafficking, conspiracy, and conspiracy to commit forced labor.
02:00:56.000 Okay, now let me ask you this.
02:00:58.000 If you run into a bunch of girls, okay, say you're this girl, and your thing is like being in a cult with one master who gets to fuck all these women, who's to say that you shouldn't be into that if you're her, right?
02:01:13.000 I know.
02:01:14.000 And now who's to say if she goes and talks to a bunch of other girls and talks them into having sex with this guy?
02:01:22.000 Why is that bad?
02:01:23.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:01:24.000 I mean, it's not what you want your daughter to do.
02:01:27.000 It's not what you want your sister to do.
02:01:29.000 But we all know people that like getting tied up.
02:01:32.000 100%.
02:01:32.000 We know people that like smacking each other and hitting each other and shit.
02:01:37.000 And like being sex slaves.
02:01:37.000 And like being, well, not really maybe slaves, but whatever.
02:01:41.000 People like kinky shit.
02:01:42.000 Let's just say that, right?
02:01:43.000 They like kinky shit.
02:01:44.000 Why is it that we can decide that that's too kinky?
02:01:47.000 Well, because is she bringing those girls there and then they're keeping them...
02:01:50.000 Right, that's the question.
02:01:51.000 If that's the case, of course.
02:01:52.000 It says forced labor up there, right?
02:01:55.000 If you scroll back up.
02:01:56.000 Right, but if you turn someone into your slave and you said, slave, you're going to clean my kitchen.
02:02:00.000 And they're like, yes, master.
02:02:01.000 And it's like part of some weird kinky shit you do.
02:02:03.000 And then after they clean your kitchen, then you mouthfuck them.
02:02:07.000 Yeah.
02:02:07.000 Like, if you just decide, like, you have some weird things, but people are weird like that, right?
02:02:13.000 I know!
02:02:13.000 And some people like it.
02:02:15.000 Some people like weird shit.
02:02:16.000 And then there's some people that get talked into joining a cult, and they get talked into these horrible situations.
02:02:23.000 They actually do become sex slaves.
02:02:24.000 So how do you know which is which?
02:02:26.000 How do you know, like, which is a consenting of age adult who really loves being a part of some super kinky shit?
02:02:33.000 I know.
02:02:34.000 Versus someone who's coerced into joining a sex cult and who is held against their will.
02:02:40.000 There's a line there, right?
02:02:42.000 They seem kind of similar from the outside, but there is a line.
02:02:45.000 I don't know what the fuck happened in this situation.
02:02:48.000 I literally don't know anything other than the fact that she got arrested.
02:02:50.000 I know what happens.
02:02:51.000 So she would get these girls, and then they would get them naked, and she would take pictures and hold it as a ransom or blackmail if they didn't fuck the leader.
02:02:59.000 Oh.
02:03:01.000 That got dark.
02:03:02.000 Just hit me and I remember that.
02:03:03.000 That's why she's fucked up.
02:03:04.000 Okay, that ain't good.
02:03:05.000 No.
02:03:06.000 But it would be interesting.
02:03:07.000 We're talking about that other guy with all the money in Oregon.
02:03:11.000 Like, if someone did that today, like some R. Kelly type guy.
02:03:14.000 I'm not saying R. Kelly's a good guy.
02:03:16.000 I'm not saying what he's doing is legal.
02:03:18.000 But what I am saying is, it is possible.
02:03:20.000 I don't think this is the case in this situation.
02:03:23.000 But just as a...
02:03:24.000 What if?
02:03:25.000 It is possible that you get together with a bunch of people who are really into that slave dominatrix type deal.
02:03:35.000 Some people are really into being dominatrixes, some people are really into being submissive, and they get together.
02:03:43.000 As long as it's men and women, we don't have a problem with it, right?
02:03:46.000 Yeah.
02:03:46.000 As long as it's some guy who's like a CEO that hires some mistress to kick him in the balls.
02:03:51.000 Stomp on his balls.
02:03:52.000 Stomp on him.
02:03:52.000 It happens every day.
02:03:53.000 We're totally cool with that.
02:03:54.000 How do people survive that?
02:03:56.000 That's a good question.
02:03:56.000 They just dig the pain.
02:03:58.000 Some people like getting kicked in the balls and kneed in the balls.
02:04:00.000 I don't know.
02:04:01.000 Repeatedly and as hard as you can.
02:04:03.000 I know.
02:04:03.000 They used to come into the strip club that I used to work at and girls used to get paid to kneed in the lap dance booth.
02:04:10.000 They would just kneed the shit out of their balls.
02:04:11.000 Why do you like that?
02:04:13.000 I don't get it.
02:04:14.000 Maybe that pain that feels like death to most people, it feels different to other people.
02:04:19.000 That's like a rush.
02:04:20.000 Can you imagine if that, when you get hit in the balls, you know that intense pain?
02:04:24.000 It's like a unique pain.
02:04:26.000 It's not like getting punched in the stomach.
02:04:28.000 Yeah, it's a unique pain, but there might be people that take that unique pain and turn it into just this high.
02:04:33.000 Yeah, you're right.
02:04:36.000 It'd be real psycho.
02:04:37.000 There's people that are into it.
02:04:39.000 You could watch that shit on YouTube.
02:04:42.000 Frank had a good point when he came to Fedor, talking about his losses when he comes to the States.
02:04:47.000 He's saying how he never trains in a cage.
02:04:49.000 It's true.
02:04:50.000 Was the cage a factor in any of his losses?
02:04:53.000 Yes.
02:04:53.000 Two of them.
02:04:54.000 Really?
02:04:54.000 Two of them.
02:04:55.000 How?
02:04:55.000 What happened?
02:04:57.000 The fight with Henderson.
02:04:58.000 He couldn't get out of the way.
02:04:59.000 He couldn't move.
02:05:00.000 The Henderson fight, he couldn't get out of the way, and the Verdum fight.
02:05:03.000 Maybe.
02:05:04.000 The Henderson fight, he had him side control.
02:05:07.000 The ring is a more fluid thing.
02:05:10.000 That's right.
02:05:10.000 The Henderson fight, he had him inside control and Henderson popped out of it.
02:05:12.000 And underhooked him, popped out with the underhook.
02:05:15.000 He wasn't careful with the underhook.
02:05:17.000 He had him side control.
02:05:18.000 If you don't have that underhook and the guy on the bottom shoots the underhook, you can get the dogfight from side control.
02:05:23.000 You don't even need quarter guard or half guard.
02:05:25.000 But if I'm Fedor, that's like a tennis player only playing on grass when he's going to play on clay.
02:05:29.000 What the fuck are you doing?
02:05:30.000 It's 2018. Can you not find a goddamn cage in Russia?
02:05:33.000 Well, there was times where he didn't want to fight anymore.
02:05:35.000 So the question is, is he fighting now because of money?
02:05:38.000 Is he fighting now because he doesn't know what else to do?
02:05:40.000 Or is he fighting now because he's got a reignited feeling about competition and he likes it again?
02:05:46.000 Dude, go work security for Putin.
02:05:48.000 Get paid, bro.
02:05:49.000 They're boys.
02:05:50.000 No shit.
02:05:50.000 That's a good...
02:05:51.000 That's a good call.
02:05:52.000 That's a good call.
02:05:53.000 He's your right-hand man?
02:05:55.000 Yeah.
02:05:55.000 He's gonna fuck with Fedor and Russia.
02:05:57.000 I mean, that would be...
02:05:59.000 I mean, he's gotta be a hero in Russia.
02:06:01.000 Oh, dude.
02:06:02.000 Did you think we were going to war with Russia?
02:06:06.000 No.
02:06:07.000 With those Syria strikes?
02:06:08.000 No.
02:06:08.000 You never thought so?
02:06:09.000 Not even for a second?
02:06:10.000 No, I didn't think we were going to war with Russia.
02:06:11.000 Everybody thought.
02:06:12.000 Everybody thought that.
02:06:13.000 I'm scared any time bombs drop, though.
02:06:15.000 Anytime bombs drop, you're opening up the possibility of bombs dropping back.
02:06:20.000 This is like, you know, I mean, even if what happened, what the people on the other side that you're dropping the bombs on deserve it, it's still like, holy shit, we're in a fight.
02:06:28.000 You know?
02:06:29.000 Anytime that happens, if you're not legitimately concerned that horrible things come out of it, but the idea of us going to war with Russia, I'm like, probably not.
02:06:38.000 Fuck, man.
02:06:39.000 It was crazy.
02:06:40.000 I was in New York for that.
02:06:41.000 I thought, holy shit.
02:06:43.000 I don't know what is going on when it comes to foreign policy.
02:06:45.000 I would be a joke if I pretended, which I have many times in my life.
02:06:50.000 You don't know.
02:06:51.000 I mean, who the fuck knows what's happening with Russia or with China?
02:06:55.000 I've been talking about this Huawei thing.
02:06:59.000 Huawei is a big-time cell phone or electronics company in Japan, or in China, rather.
02:07:04.000 Okay.
02:07:05.000 And the State Department has recently recommended you don't buy Huawei products, and that they might be bad actors and spying on the people that own their phones.
02:07:16.000 So they canceled a deal with Huawei to be in AT&T and Verizon and all these other cell phone providers here in the United States, and they literally issued a warning.
02:07:28.000 I was like, I've never heard of that before.
02:07:30.000 And then there was something about some sort of hacking that they think they did.
02:07:35.000 They're going to take them to court and prosecute them for something they did with Iran.
02:07:39.000 This is another thing about it.
02:07:40.000 But then I've heard people online say that they're suspicious that what this is is trying to squash China from entering into the electronics market.
02:07:48.000 It's like the top three people in cell phones are Apple, Samsung, and Huawei is number three worldwide.
02:07:54.000 It's a threat.
02:07:55.000 To stop Huawei in America would be like an economic thing because they're worried about China increasing the amount of money they have.
02:08:02.000 Who can you believe?
02:08:04.000 I don't know.
02:08:04.000 But you know, if you're interested in following QAnon, a lot of people analyze his drops, but there's a YouTube channel called Just Informed.
02:08:14.000 Just Informed something.
02:08:15.000 Just Informed, but he breaks it down every day.
02:08:17.000 He talks about all that stuff.
02:08:18.000 It's all interesting because you've got to know that if a company is that big, and here's the thing, the super dorks, like Jamie and I have been going back and forth about this, because the super dorks online, I say that with all due respect, the dudes who really understand cell phones, they're calling bullshit.
02:08:34.000 Because if they were spying on you, these guys who develop apps and who understand phones, these super hacker type dudes...
02:08:42.000 They'd be able to find the code.
02:08:43.000 100%.
02:08:43.000 They'd be like, this shit's spying on you.
02:08:46.000 It's listening to you.
02:08:46.000 Here's the code.
02:08:47.000 This is what it's doing.
02:08:48.000 Microphone set to one, set it to zero.
02:08:51.000 I've heard as good as the Russian hackers are wherever in the world, the best are in America.
02:08:55.000 Whatever they can do, we can find.
02:08:57.000 Best everything.
02:08:58.000 That's what they say.
02:08:59.000 Right, son?
02:08:59.000 No matter what the fuck it is.
02:09:00.000 America.
02:09:01.000 We're best at sucking dick.
02:09:02.000 America.
02:09:02.000 Dropping bombs.
02:09:03.000 America.
02:09:04.000 Eating steak.
02:09:05.000 America.
02:09:06.000 Drinking beer.
02:09:07.000 America.
02:09:07.000 Frank Mir.
02:09:08.000 Let's get it going on, Frank Mir!
02:09:10.000 USA! USA! USA! Just Informed Talk is the YouTube channel that breaks down QAnon if you're interested.
02:09:18.000 It's really good.
02:09:19.000 It's very interesting.
02:09:20.000 Any predictions for this fight?
02:09:21.000 That's a good question.
02:09:22.000 Man, I think they're both at very similar places in their career, which is one of the reasons why this fight is interesting.
02:09:30.000 Frank's been out for a hot minute.
02:09:31.000 Sometimes when you get in there and you've had long layoffs, you say, fuck, and throw caution to the wind, so this could be super quick.
02:09:37.000 Why did Frank get released from the UFC? What happened?
02:09:40.000 Do we know?
02:09:42.000 Didn't he do something...
02:09:44.000 Did he test positive?
02:09:44.000 He test positive his last one.
02:09:46.000 How long ago was that?
02:09:47.000 That was a while ago.
02:09:48.000 Remember he got fired for...
02:09:50.000 He got...
02:09:50.000 As a commentator.
02:09:52.000 Yeah, as a commentator.
02:09:53.000 He wanted to kill Brock Lesnar.
02:09:54.000 Yes.
02:09:54.000 Literally kill him.
02:09:55.000 Yes.
02:09:56.000 Fair enough.
02:09:57.000 He was a really good commentator.
02:09:58.000 Great commentator.
02:09:59.000 He was really good.
02:10:00.000 He's commenting now for ACB. What's ACB? Like that Russian league.
02:10:05.000 Oh, okay.
02:10:06.000 Yeah, he's the head commentator of ACB. Oh, interesting.
02:10:08.000 Interesting.
02:10:09.000 But remember Frank's last fight, he got knocked out by Mark Hunt, and then they let him go.
02:10:15.000 Remember when he knocked out Todd Duffy, though?
02:10:17.000 Woo!
02:10:18.000 That was crazy.
02:10:19.000 Great fight.
02:10:20.000 Frank Mir still showed in that fight against a dangerous guy like Duffy.
02:10:23.000 Frank's falling in love with boxing, man.
02:10:25.000 I hate hearing that.
02:10:27.000 Well, I mean, he's a smart dude.
02:10:30.000 You've got to think his jiu-jitsu is still on point.
02:10:33.000 He's so smart.
02:10:34.000 Yeah, he's very smart.
02:10:36.000 Very well read.
02:10:36.000 Him and Josh Barnett, I think, are the two smartest heavyweights that I've ever met.
02:10:40.000 That's a good call.
02:10:41.000 Josh Barnett's very smart.
02:10:43.000 Very cerebral.
02:10:43.000 That was a good fight.
02:10:44.000 Yep.
02:10:45.000 Josh Barnett and Mir?
02:10:48.000 I remember Josh Burnett had him against the fence.
02:10:50.000 He had great head position and forearm position.
02:10:53.000 Josh whooped his ass.
02:10:54.000 Yeah, that's right.
02:10:56.000 It's a great fight for Josh Burnett.
02:10:58.000 No, that's what I'm saying.
02:10:59.000 Just a great fight overall.
02:11:01.000 It was a five-rounder, wasn't it?
02:11:03.000 I believe it was five rounds.
02:11:04.000 No, I think it ended pretty quick.
02:11:05.000 Josh whooped his ass.
02:11:06.000 Oh, no, no, no.
02:11:07.000 I'm thinking of another fight.
02:11:08.000 Josh beat his ass.
02:11:08.000 Josh beat his ass and knocked him out with a knee, right?
02:11:10.000 Yeah, Josh fucked him up.
02:11:12.000 He fucked him up.
02:11:12.000 I'm thinking of another fight where Josh went five hard rounds.
02:11:17.000 Was it Against D.C. with a broken hand?
02:11:19.000 No, no, no.
02:11:20.000 He beat somebody in a very impressive fight.
02:11:22.000 Oh, it was Roy.
02:11:25.000 It was Big Country.
02:11:26.000 Oh, yeah, he took him down.
02:11:27.000 Yes, yes.
02:11:28.000 He kept taking him down.
02:11:29.000 Yeah, that was it.
02:11:30.000 That was a long fight.
02:11:30.000 He beat the shit out of Roy.
02:11:31.000 He beat the shit out of Roy, and it was a long fight, right?
02:11:34.000 Wasn't it like a five-rounder?
02:11:35.000 Yeah, it was.
02:11:35.000 I don't know if it was five rounds.
02:11:36.000 It was three rounds of an ass-whooping, though.
02:11:38.000 See if you find that, Jamie.
02:11:38.000 Barnab is a monster.
02:11:39.000 He's a bad motherfucker.
02:11:41.000 He's a bad motherfucker.
02:11:42.000 But him and Frank are the most cerebral, I think, to ever fight.
02:11:44.000 That's why Travis Brown's elbows are so fucking impressive, that he put him out.
02:11:49.000 He put Josh out.
02:11:50.000 That's weird when Josh rushed him, because he saw Gonzaga get stopped like that, and he did the same thing.
02:11:55.000 I think he got clipped with a punch before he rushed him.
02:11:57.000 Oh, and then he went down.
02:11:58.000 I think, if I remember correctly, I don't remember correctly, but I remember those fucking elbows.
02:12:04.000 To this day, we call that position the Travis Brown.
02:12:06.000 Yeah.
02:12:07.000 Is he done?
02:12:08.000 Josh and who?
02:12:09.000 Sorry.
02:12:09.000 I don't know.
02:12:11.000 Josh Barnett and Roy Nelson.
02:12:12.000 Yeah, it was a five-round fight.
02:12:13.000 Yeah, a five-round.
02:12:14.000 Title fight?
02:12:14.000 No.
02:12:16.000 I'm sorry, not title fight.
02:12:17.000 Main event.
02:12:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:12:17.000 Jesus Christ.
02:12:18.000 Yeah, it was a main event.
02:12:19.000 Yeah, that's right.
02:12:20.000 It was overseas.
02:12:21.000 Yeah, it was a beating, man.
02:12:22.000 It was a beating.
02:12:23.000 I was super impressed with his cardio.
02:12:25.000 And he would pass Roy's guard.
02:12:26.000 Dude, Frank does not look fat.
02:12:29.000 Frank's jacked, man.
02:12:30.000 I saw a photo.
02:12:31.000 It must have been from in the past where he was heavy.
02:12:34.000 Maybe while they were setting this fight up.
02:12:37.000 Because looking at him now, he looks very fit.
02:12:40.000 He looks great.
02:12:40.000 He looks very fit.
02:12:41.000 He was in the studio with me.
02:12:42.000 I told him, I said, man, you look shredded.
02:12:44.000 He's like, I'm ready to go.
02:12:45.000 Wow.
02:12:46.000 I'm impressed.
02:12:47.000 He does look very fit.
02:12:49.000 He looks great.
02:12:49.000 So he must have been heavy when he started camp?
02:12:51.000 Super heavy.
02:12:52.000 Yeah, he was really heavy.
02:12:53.000 He didn't fight for a little bit, so he's been commentating, flying to Russia and shit.
02:12:57.000 Very interesting here.
02:12:58.000 Here we go.
02:12:59.000 This is only three rounds.
02:13:01.000 They don't do five-round main events.
02:13:02.000 Nope.
02:13:03.000 Only title fights.
02:13:03.000 Here we go.
02:13:05.000 What do you think about that?
02:13:06.000 I kind of agree with that.
02:13:07.000 Yeah, I'm not mad at it.
02:13:08.000 I like five rounds.
02:13:10.000 Three rounds, it goes too quick.
02:13:11.000 I like five rounds for the smaller weight classes.
02:13:14.000 It's a good point.
02:13:14.000 My thing would be, man, the five-round fights are beatings, man.
02:13:18.000 I mean, you really...
02:13:19.000 Oh, it's over.
02:13:20.000 Oh, Frank Neer clipped him quick.
02:13:21.000 It's over.
02:13:23.000 Oh, Fano was in trouble.
02:13:24.000 Oh, he's surviving now.
02:13:25.000 Wow.
02:13:27.000 Oh, shit!
02:13:28.000 Oh, he clipped Frank!
02:13:30.000 He didn't have the underhook right there.
02:13:31.000 Again, that's why Frank stood up.
02:13:34.000 They're just throwing.
02:13:36.000 Nice knees to the body.
02:13:37.000 They're just throwing.
02:13:38.000 Oh!
02:13:39.000 Holy shit!
02:13:39.000 Oh, wow, this is going to be a quick one.
02:13:40.000 I thought it was going to be a decision.
02:13:41.000 It's like Hagler Hearns.
02:13:43.000 This is phenomenal.
02:13:45.000 If someone finishes it.
02:13:47.000 Oh!
02:13:47.000 Oh, shit!
02:13:49.000 Oh, shit!
02:13:50.000 Oh, he clipped him!
02:13:51.000 It's over.
02:13:53.000 That's it!
02:13:54.000 Oh!
02:13:57.000 What a war!
02:13:58.000 Damn!
02:13:59.000 Woo!
02:14:01.000 Holy shit.
02:14:03.000 Wow!
02:14:03.000 Hey, you ready for this?
02:14:04.000 Fedor Chael Sonnen's next.
02:14:06.000 Oh my god.
02:14:07.000 Let that sink in.
02:14:08.000 Oh my god.
02:14:09.000 Oh my god.
02:14:11.000 Yeah, that's been crazy.
02:14:12.000 That's actually fun.
02:14:13.000 That's fucking good.
02:14:14.000 When is that gonna happen?
02:14:15.000 Wow, Frank Mears.
02:14:16.000 You know, and he almost had him.
02:14:18.000 He almost had him.
02:14:18.000 Frank almost had him.
02:14:20.000 What a great throw.
02:14:21.000 That is a great, beautiful throw.
02:14:23.000 Great fucking hip toss, huh?
02:14:24.000 That was beautiful.
02:14:25.000 That bought him some time.
02:14:26.000 Dude.
02:14:27.000 Fedor Chael Sonnen.
02:14:28.000 Wow.
02:14:30.000 When was the last time Fedor won?
02:14:32.000 Mel Donato, but he really lost in Russia.
02:14:35.000 He really lost.
02:14:36.000 Yeah.
02:14:36.000 He got hurt in that fight.
02:14:38.000 Yeah, that was a crazy fight.
02:14:39.000 I forgot about that fight.
02:14:41.000 I agree he lost that fight.
02:14:43.000 He won it, but he lost it.
02:14:45.000 That was in Russia, right?
02:14:47.000 Yes.
02:14:48.000 Let's take that one out of the equation.
02:14:50.000 Ishii?
02:14:51.000 Damn, that's right.
02:14:52.000 Satoshi Ishii was his last fight, his retirement fight, in his last run, and then he decided to come back after that.
02:14:58.000 Here it is.
02:14:58.000 Look at this.
02:15:02.000 Boy, he's all wild and loose, huh?
02:15:04.000 Boom!
02:15:05.000 Wait, the left.
02:15:06.000 Both hands down.
02:15:07.000 Damn.
02:15:08.000 This must be...
02:15:09.000 Oh, right there.
02:15:10.000 The left hand, right on the chin.
02:15:12.000 Oh, boom.
02:15:13.000 Boom.
02:15:14.000 He's out.
02:15:14.000 He's a crazy hard shot.
02:15:15.000 Just swinging.
02:15:17.000 They're swinging wild, man.
02:15:17.000 They're just going.
02:15:19.000 Oh, shit.
02:15:20.000 I feel like he caught him earlier than that, too.
02:15:23.000 Just that was the big one.
02:15:25.000 The one that really hurt him.
02:15:27.000 Perfect stoppage.
02:15:30.000 Goddamn.
02:15:30.000 There it is.
02:15:31.000 Boom.
02:15:31.000 It was the left.
02:15:32.000 Perfect left hand.
02:15:34.000 That was nice.
02:15:36.000 It's crazy.
02:15:37.000 This is Fedor's first win in Take Out the Maldonado fight.
02:15:40.000 Jesus Christ.
02:15:40.000 How many years then?
02:15:41.000 How many years?
02:15:41.000 It's been a rough go for my man.
02:15:43.000 When was Ishii?
02:15:44.000 He beat Singh Jadip.
02:15:47.000 Oh, that's right.
02:15:48.000 That bullshit fight.
02:15:49.000 My brain goes, no.
02:15:51.000 That was when?
02:15:51.000 15?
02:15:52.000 New Year's Eve 2015. He also beat Pedro Hizzo on January 21st, 2012. That was after the Ishii fight.
02:15:58.000 2012, really.
02:16:00.000 Oh, yeah.
02:16:01.000 The Pedro Hizzo fight was a crazy knockout, man.
02:16:05.000 That must have been in Europe somewhere, right?
02:16:06.000 He threw a leg kick and then faked a leg kick and landed a punch.
02:16:12.000 Fedor started out against, I mean, a guy...
02:16:16.000 Think about who's got better leg kicks than Pedro Hizzo.
02:16:18.000 Yep, M1. It was a Russian fight.
02:16:21.000 It was a ruthless knockout, man.
02:16:23.000 See if you can find out.
02:16:23.000 He's won one, two, three.
02:16:24.000 Jamie, pull up Pedro Hizzo versus Fedor.
02:16:28.000 Do you notice anything on Fedor's record there?
02:16:32.000 So he went on that five-fight winning streak.
02:16:34.000 None of it's in the States.
02:16:35.000 Before that, three losses in the States.
02:16:37.000 Comes back to the States, loses.
02:16:39.000 Is this his first win in the States?
02:16:40.000 Yeah.
02:16:42.000 Maybe Brett Rogers was his first?
02:16:45.000 Look at this.
02:16:46.000 Boom.
02:16:47.000 Boom.
02:16:47.000 He threw a leg kick, and before that...
02:16:50.000 Was this the whole fight or just a highlight?
02:16:52.000 I think it edited it real quick.
02:16:54.000 They edited it?
02:16:54.000 Yeah, the video.
02:16:55.000 See, it jumps from 4.30 to...
02:16:56.000 Jesus, he's still explosive.
02:16:58.000 He hit him with a leg kick first, and then he faked the leg kick and came in with that punch.
02:17:02.000 He came in with that right hand and then left hook behind it.
02:17:04.000 Jesus Christ.
02:17:05.000 He's still explosive, man.
02:17:07.000 Oh, yeah, man.
02:17:07.000 Tonight he was explosive.
02:17:09.000 Look, he's still fucking Fedor.
02:17:12.000 He's still Fedor.
02:17:13.000 He's a legend.
02:17:15.000 For sure.
02:17:16.000 But you tap him in the jaw, and he'll go down like a regular guy.
02:17:20.000 He is a regular guy in that regard now.
02:17:23.000 All the fights that he's had, all the wars, the fact that he's in his late 30s, right?
02:17:28.000 41. He's 41?
02:17:29.000 I'll tell you a fight I'd love to see that's never happening, so it's stupid for me to say it.
02:17:33.000 Francis Ngann and Fedor.
02:17:35.000 Oh my god, why would you want to see that?
02:17:37.000 Because they both just slang them thangs.
02:17:40.000 How do you think that fight would go?
02:17:42.000 I think Francis knocks his head into Russia.
02:17:44.000 Yeah.
02:17:45.000 Or Brock Lesnar Fedor.
02:17:48.000 That's a better fight.
02:17:50.000 That's a better fight.
02:17:51.000 If I had a Willy Wonka golden ticket, I gave it to you.
02:17:55.000 And I gave it to you.
02:17:56.000 I would say Brock Lesnar versus who?
02:17:59.000 Who?
02:18:00.000 Francis Singano.
02:18:03.000 And the posters, just old school pride.
02:18:06.000 It'd be so sick.
02:18:08.000 I like that.
02:18:09.000 I like that a lot.
02:18:10.000 Because think about it, Brock can win if he lands a takedown, but good luck not getting clipped coming in.
02:18:14.000 Such a dynamic fight.
02:18:16.000 It's nice seeing Fedor win, man, I gotta say.
02:18:18.000 I mean, I love Frank Mir.
02:18:19.000 I'm a Frank Mir fan.
02:18:21.000 And somebody had a win.
02:18:22.000 Dude, Chael Fedor!
02:18:24.000 I like it.
02:18:25.000 I like that a lot.
02:18:26.000 Is that the biggest fight in Bellator history?
02:18:28.000 It's a very good fight, man.
02:18:30.000 It's a very good fight.
02:18:31.000 And Chael's gonna talk some mad shit.
02:18:33.000 Fedor doesn't sell fights anymore.
02:18:34.000 He's just off his name.
02:18:36.000 That's what Frank was saying.
02:18:36.000 He goes, dude, the mediator, I have to do everything.
02:18:39.000 Fedor refuses to do interviews now.
02:18:41.000 He doesn't even do interviews.
02:18:41.000 Yeah.
02:18:42.000 Well, I get it.
02:18:43.000 He doesn't speak English.
02:18:44.000 They all ask him some questions.
02:18:46.000 Yeah, figure it out, motherfucker.
02:18:47.000 But the new fans are like, who?
02:18:49.000 Who?
02:18:49.000 Well, they know him now.
02:18:51.000 See, I think even amongst the new fans, this is like, I mean, he's essentially like a Reggie Jackson type character.
02:18:59.000 If you know baseball, you know who Reggie Jackson is.
02:19:02.000 Even if you don't know a lot about him, you know who Reggie Jackson is.
02:19:05.000 But if you're new to the sport, you're like, this guy's the best of all time seeing this stuff.
02:19:08.000 But they don't realize his pride days.
02:19:10.000 Well, you've got to go back and watch the first Noguera fight.
02:19:13.000 Or the Crow Cop fight.
02:19:15.000 Or, you know, even the Fujita fight when he got clipped.
02:19:18.000 The Kevin Randall one's a great one.
02:19:20.000 Suplex, and then just a few moments later catches his arm.
02:19:23.000 Nasty.
02:19:25.000 Yeah, man.
02:19:26.000 Very, very, very interesting.
02:19:28.000 She's been translating for Fedor for 20 years.
02:19:31.000 Forever.
02:19:31.000 He just flies her in.
02:19:33.000 Yeah.
02:19:33.000 Maybe that's his girl.
02:19:34.000 She goes out back.
02:19:35.000 She puts a Make America Great Again hat on.
02:19:39.000 They catch her in Fedor's locker room afterwards.
02:19:41.000 She's wearing the MAGA hat.
02:19:45.000 If I was a manager, I would make everybody in the camp wear it just for the press.
02:19:49.000 Me too.
02:19:50.000 I'd be like, put it on, man.
02:19:50.000 He's the President of the United States.
02:19:52.000 What's the fucking problem?
02:19:53.000 We're wearing his hat.
02:19:54.000 He's hilarious.
02:19:54.000 What about Kanye?
02:19:56.000 He's crazy.
02:19:57.000 Kanye wearing it.
02:19:58.000 But I mean, come on, man.
02:19:59.000 How good would that be if all of Fedor's camp, including Fedor, had those red MAGA hats on?
02:20:04.000 Yeah.
02:20:05.000 That shit would be hilarious.
02:20:06.000 It would go viral so bad.
02:20:09.000 If they were trolling.
02:20:10.000 It'd be great.
02:20:14.000 Tell you what, man, your boy Mitrione, I mean, that's a giant win for him.
02:20:18.000 That was a giant win when he KO'd Fedor.
02:20:21.000 Well, now Matt fights the winner of Bader, King Mo.
02:20:25.000 That's a tough fight.
02:20:26.000 Tough fight.
02:20:27.000 It's a tough fight.
02:20:27.000 Super tough fight for Matt.
02:20:28.000 Matt, you know, if he's got an issue at all, it's not in his footwork or his knockout power, his movement, it's if the fight goes to the ground.
02:20:36.000 Well, he's wrestling.
02:20:37.000 Here we go.
02:20:37.000 I want to hear what Chael has to say.
02:20:38.000 Crank this shit up, Jamie.
02:20:40.000 This can be great.
02:20:41.000 Look at it.
02:20:49.000 Say something about him being Russian.
02:20:52.000 His trash talking is so old school.
02:20:55.000 Yeah, it's very pro-wrestly.
02:20:57.000 It's just not very good.
02:20:58.000 How do you not throw the Russian thing in his face?
02:21:02.000 Damn, Chilson is pretty fucking big.
02:21:05.000 Yeah, Fedor's a small dude.
02:21:08.000 As far as the heavyweight goes.
02:21:09.000 Yeah, very interesting.
02:21:12.000 God, I thought...
02:21:13.000 You know what?
02:21:13.000 I expect more, Chell.
02:21:15.000 I thought he'd be like, the one thing I hate more than being in this cage with you, it's a Russian in this cage.
02:21:20.000 America!
02:21:21.000 They toss it on to Trump.
02:21:21.000 U.S.A. Yes!
02:21:23.000 He pulls out a Mega America Great Again hat.
02:21:27.000 When is a fighter going to come out with a...
02:21:30.000 I mean, has there ever been a time where you get more shit for liking the president?
02:21:33.000 Never.
02:21:33.000 Never.
02:21:34.000 Not even close.
02:21:35.000 Not even close.
02:21:36.000 I mean, at the very least, even if you didn't want him to win, now that he's the president, would you not want him to succeed?
02:21:44.000 If he succeeds, it means we succeed.
02:21:47.000 You want everything to be a catastrophic failure because your guy didn't win?
02:21:50.000 Or do you want him to get better at the job and be really good at what he does and be the best president that he can be and pull a bunch of shit off?
02:21:58.000 Look what he did with North Korea.
02:21:59.000 What's up with that?
02:22:00.000 Maybe he did.
02:22:01.000 I mean, maybe he was a part of it.
02:22:03.000 With both North Korea and South Korea giving Donald Trump all the credit.
02:22:07.000 That's amazing.
02:22:08.000 That's true.
02:22:08.000 That's amazing.
02:22:09.000 They said it on CNN even.
02:22:10.000 That alone shows you that his unorthodox style, that you might be terrible if you're married to him, or terrible if you're doing business with him, or terrible if you're his lawyer, or terrible, whatever.
02:22:21.000 But that unorthodox style might have value to it, but no one wants that value because they don't want him to win.
02:22:28.000 I know.
02:22:28.000 It's a fucking...
02:22:29.000 It's a weird time.
02:22:30.000 It's strange.
02:22:30.000 It's almost like you're rooting against America because you feel so strongly about the president.
02:22:35.000 To your point, would you rather have him out or you want the economy better?
02:22:39.000 What the fuck are you doing?
02:22:40.000 Here's the other thing.
02:22:40.000 You want Mike Pence to be president?
02:22:41.000 Are you sure?
02:22:42.000 You don't know what you're saying.
02:22:44.000 That is not a smart choice.
02:22:46.000 That's not what you voted for.
02:22:48.000 It's not what you want.
02:22:49.000 What you should want...
02:22:50.000 Even if you don't like Donald Trump, what you should want is that he does a great fucking job.
02:22:56.000 He turns the economy around.
02:22:57.000 He goes after child pedophiles.
02:23:00.000 He goes after, like, whatever.
02:23:02.000 Whatever.
02:23:02.000 Fill in the blanks.
02:23:03.000 Whatever thing you would like him to do.
02:23:05.000 Even if he talks crazy shit about...
02:23:07.000 And he gets on Fox and Friends and says a bunch of nutty shit...
02:23:11.000 Wouldn't you still want that guy to do the best job running the country?
02:23:15.000 This is where things get weird because I think most people say no.
02:23:18.000 I think if they say yes, they're lying.
02:23:20.000 They want him to fail.
02:23:22.000 They want him to be the worst ever.
02:23:24.000 Get impeached.
02:23:24.000 That's what they want.
02:23:26.000 That's what they want.
02:23:26.000 That's a flaw.
02:23:27.000 That's a crazy way of thinking.
02:23:29.000 It's not the way to look at it.
02:23:29.000 Look, I didn't vote for Donald Trump, but I want him to do great.
02:23:34.000 Because he's the fucking president.
02:23:36.000 Like, either someone else comes along that's better, and wins, and takes over, or why would I want everything to go bad?
02:23:43.000 Even if I didn't vote for him.
02:23:44.000 That's so retarded.
02:23:45.000 Everybody, if you had a doctor, this is a good example.
02:23:49.000 Maybe it sucks.
02:23:50.000 But if you had a doctor, and the doctor was a dickhead, the doctor's fucking annoying, but he had to fix your knee.
02:23:56.000 But you know he's the best at fixing knees.
02:23:58.000 You're like, this guy's a dickhead, I hope he fucks my knee up.
02:24:03.000 That's how retarded people are.
02:24:04.000 You would never say that.
02:24:06.000 It's only hurting you.
02:24:07.000 He's the only guy who can do this operation.
02:24:09.000 Brandon, you gotta listen to me.
02:24:10.000 I know the guy's an asshole.
02:24:11.000 Let him operate on your knee.
02:24:12.000 He's gonna do a great job.
02:24:13.000 He's gonna talk shit.
02:24:15.000 He's gonna try to fuck your mom.
02:24:16.000 But he's gonna do a great job fixing your knee.
02:24:19.000 There's a video.
02:24:20.000 I mean...
02:24:21.000 Get it done.
02:24:22.000 People that hate Trump accuse him of being racist.
02:24:24.000 And there's a video of Ice Cube, 50 Cent, Shaquille O'Neal, like five or six celebrities, and now Kanye West, that don't think he's racist.
02:24:33.000 They go, Donald Trump is badass.
02:24:36.000 He tells it like it is.
02:24:37.000 The question is, when he talked about Mexicans on the campaign trail, was he playing to people that are white supremacists?
02:24:46.000 Does he understand that he has a base in those people?
02:24:48.000 And does he defend that base?
02:24:50.000 That was about Charlottesville, too.
02:24:51.000 Correct.
02:24:52.000 Because he was saying that on both sides, there's problems on both sides.
02:24:56.000 Both made mistakes.
02:24:56.000 The protesters and the KKK. Sometimes, and he was right, there was problems on both sides, but they were there because of a white supremacy rally, and the most important point is that that alone is a ridiculous way to think, and that as Americans, we can't tolerate someone who only likes people that come from the same part of the world as them,
02:25:16.000 or people that only have the same color skin as them, or the white race, or the pure race, because that's stupid.
02:25:21.000 It doesn't even fit up with what we know about IQ standards.
02:25:24.000 If we really wanted the master race, we would be all trying to be Asian.
02:25:28.000 Correct.
02:25:28.000 Okay?
02:25:29.000 Because they dominate in IQ to the point where they're suing Harvard right now.
02:25:32.000 There's an Asian-American group that's suing Harvard because the standards for Asians to enter Harvard are more stringent than even white people.
02:25:40.000 They're harder because they're better because they get in more because their brains work better than yours.
02:25:46.000 Jesus Christ.
02:25:47.000 But see, this is not a popular narrative.
02:25:50.000 People don't talk about this.
02:25:51.000 But no one's saying that.
02:25:55.000 So if you're out there saying that the white race is superior, you're not even paying attention to the facts.
02:26:00.000 Does Trump say that?
02:26:01.000 No, definitely not.
02:26:03.000 White supremacists do.
02:26:04.000 For sure not, but the white supremacists do.
02:26:05.000 And they want to keep a clean state.
02:26:08.000 The general population thinks that Trump thinks like that, too.
02:26:11.000 That's not true.
02:26:12.000 There's no evidence of that.
02:26:13.000 But there is evidence that he understands that he has a base, and that his base is white people.
02:26:19.000 There's a big part of it is white people that are fed up about political correctness, white people that are fed up about being said they're racist just because they're white, or black people that want to hand out.
02:26:29.000 There's a lot of racists that have welfare problems, people that are on welfare, they're taking our money, they're taking our jobs.
02:26:35.000 There's a lot of that going on, and he knows that there's a percentage of those people that I'm sure support him.
02:26:40.000 So you gotta be real careful.
02:26:41.000 And they're saying he plays to that side.
02:26:43.000 Yeah.
02:26:43.000 But no one's saying there's any evidence that he's like that.
02:26:46.000 But he did say racist shit about Mexicans.
02:26:49.000 Right?
02:26:49.000 When he was talking about how they rape and murder.
02:26:52.000 Someone's doing the raping.
02:26:54.000 Someone's doing the murdering.
02:26:54.000 The crime.
02:26:55.000 Well, the crime is out of control.
02:26:58.000 But he's not being honest about that, okay?
02:26:59.000 So that's obvious that he's trying to win, right?
02:27:02.000 Because if he's being honest about that, what he would say is the reason why there's so much crime is because drugs are illegal.
02:27:08.000 If we made drugs legal, we could sell these drugs to these people in America that would be run by businesses instead of being run by the mob.
02:27:15.000 The demand is undeniable.
02:27:17.000 It's undeniable there's a demand for cocaine, heroin, but there's also a demand for alcohol.
02:27:22.000 There's also a demand for plenty of things that are bad for you in America.
02:27:25.000 ZR1s.
02:27:26.000 You go buy a 770 horsepower Corvette Z01 that goes 0-60 in 2.9 seconds and just drink all the fucking Red Bulls you want and get on the highway and stomp the gas and you're in a spaceship.
02:27:38.000 That's crazy too.
02:27:39.000 That's all crazy.
02:27:40.000 So is doing heroin.
02:27:41.000 You probably might die more driving a ZR1 like an asshole than you would be doing coke.
02:27:47.000 But you're also going to kill more people in that ZR1. You might.
02:27:49.000 Look, there's a lot of ways people could fuck up their life and other lives around them that are absolutely legal.
02:27:55.000 We just make this decision that once something is illegal, like drugs, and I don't think you should do coke, I don't think you should do heroin, but I don't think you should do it, though.
02:28:04.000 I don't think you should fucking drink till you're dead either.
02:28:06.000 And people are doing that every day.
02:28:07.000 We're hypocrites in that regard.
02:28:09.000 And this idea that the only reason why these people are over there raping and murdering is because they're Mexican.
02:28:15.000 That's what's racist.
02:28:17.000 Did he say that?
02:28:17.000 He said that?
02:28:17.000 That's what they're saying.
02:28:18.000 It's over in Mexico.
02:28:19.000 Someone over there is doing it.
02:28:21.000 But why are they doing it?
02:28:22.000 I'll tell you why and you know why.
02:28:24.000 They're doing it because drugs are illegal.
02:28:26.000 That's how the cartel makes their money.
02:28:28.000 But what do you think about the wall?
02:28:30.000 What do you think about building a wall?
02:28:31.000 It's crazy.
02:28:31.000 You shouldn't build a wall?
02:28:32.000 You shouldn't have secure borders?
02:28:33.000 What we should do is help Mexico.
02:28:36.000 We should figure out some way, and one of the best ways to help them would be make drugs legal.
02:28:40.000 That would be one of the best ways to help them.
02:28:42.000 Stop the cartel.
02:28:42.000 Another one would recognize that Mexico is just like, how is Mexico, in terms of the amount of distance, how are they, as close as they are to us, not us, but New York is us?
02:28:57.000 You could get to Mexico in two hours, dude.
02:29:00.000 You could drive to Mexico from LA in two hours.
02:29:04.000 But that's not a country.
02:29:06.000 That ain't even us.
02:29:07.000 But we decide that Maine is us.
02:29:10.000 That shit is way the fuck over there.
02:29:13.000 These people are attached to us.
02:29:14.000 They're right there.
02:29:15.000 They're connected.
02:29:17.000 You could walk there.
02:29:18.000 It's not outrageous to walk to Mexico.
02:29:21.000 They're right there.
02:29:23.000 They're people.
02:29:24.000 So what are we supposed to do?
02:29:25.000 They're people.
02:29:26.000 Nations are ridiculous.
02:29:27.000 Nations are ridiculous.
02:29:29.000 Making a one-world government?
02:29:30.000 No, not even a government, man.
02:29:32.000 We should have rules that we all agree on.
02:29:35.000 Our problems are when teams go against other teams.
02:29:38.000 But if we're all on the same team, then we compete against each other economically the way we do in cities.
02:29:44.000 That's why we don't have wars in cities.
02:29:46.000 We don't have city wars, right?
02:29:47.000 The reason why we have wars with other countries is because we think of each other as being on another team.
02:29:52.000 There's crime in cities, but there's crime in countries.
02:29:56.000 What we really need is to abandon this idea that we're all in these fucking tribes.
02:30:00.000 And I'm not saying I support one side or the other, but when Trump was saying that, isn't a lot of the violence is from the Mexican cartels and stuff in America?
02:30:09.000 Some of it, yeah.
02:30:10.000 A lot of it.
02:30:10.000 Salvadorians, right?
02:30:11.000 No, it's 100% real.
02:30:12.000 But it's propped up by drugs.
02:30:14.000 And until you address the root of what gives them money and causes the violence, we're just talking nonsense.
02:30:20.000 So the primitive way to approach it is to say, this team is going to go against that team, so we're going to put up a wall to keep that team from coming over here.
02:30:28.000 That's not going to help.
02:30:29.000 If you want to look at the entire future of people, the entire future, it's eventually going to come to a point where there's going to be an easy way...
02:30:37.000 You know, they have these Pixel, on the Google Pixel phone, they have these earbuds that allow you to translate someone's language in real time.
02:30:45.000 So if you were talking to me in Spanish, I could hear it through these earbuds for the Google Pixel phone, the Pixel 2, and it would translate.
02:30:52.000 So I could go to Mexico, I could talk to some cat who knows Spanish, he and I could talk, and I could understand what he's saying.
02:30:59.000 It's going to come a point in time where that is way simpler and way easier.
02:31:04.000 We're all the same language.
02:31:04.000 It's going to be all the same language.
02:31:05.000 And then it's like, why is there a war with Mexico and not a war with North Dakota?
02:31:11.000 Why am I not on the same team as someone in fucking Tijuana, which is right there?
02:31:18.000 Why am I not just like those people?
02:31:20.000 Why are we on different teams?
02:31:22.000 Says who?
02:31:23.000 Says why?
02:31:24.000 What benefit is that?
02:31:25.000 This is some old school shit that we only needed because we didn't know what the fuck people were doing because it was like Vikings.
02:31:29.000 They would show up in boats and start raping and murdering.
02:31:32.000 Territory.
02:31:32.000 But they're not...
02:31:33.000 Doing that to the people that are in their village, right?
02:31:35.000 They're not doing that to each other.
02:31:36.000 Well, they do it because they think people are the other.
02:31:38.000 So this idea of the other and the idea of the tribe, it's an outdated idea.
02:31:42.000 It's an outdated idea that maybe it's time's not done now, but it's time is done in a hundred years or a thousand years.
02:31:49.000 The future is people just people.
02:31:51.000 It's not Germans versus the French versus the Russians versus the Italians.
02:31:56.000 That shit is retro.
02:31:57.000 It's stupid.
02:31:58.000 It's just like...
02:31:59.000 It's just like tribes of fucking ancient hominids just sneaking in when they didn't even speak languages and clubbing each other and raping each other and doing all the shit that people have done forever.
02:32:08.000 Plus, California, Arizona, and Texas.
02:32:10.000 We're Mexico.
02:32:11.000 How about California's trying to separate into three spots?
02:32:13.000 I know.
02:32:14.000 Is that real?
02:32:15.000 Yes.
02:32:15.000 It's going to be on the ballot.
02:32:16.000 It's going to be on the ballot in what, 2020?
02:32:18.000 Is that what it is?
02:32:19.000 Maybe.
02:32:20.000 If it wins, what happens?
02:32:22.000 There's gonna be a South, North, Central, South.
02:32:24.000 Really?
02:32:25.000 There's gonna be LA, there's gonna be one, there's gonna be like California, and then there's gonna be like Southern California, like San Diego way, up to like, you know, like Bakersfield or some shit.
02:32:34.000 It makes sense though.
02:32:35.000 If you're gonna go off the old game plan, the old map, it makes sense.
02:32:40.000 You know why it makes sense?
02:32:42.000 This is why it makes sense.
02:32:43.000 If you drive from LA to San Francisco, you drive through Kentucky.
02:32:47.000 I don't know how it happens.
02:32:49.000 But you drive by.
02:32:51.000 God is great signs and don't have abortions.
02:32:53.000 Here's a doctor.
02:32:54.000 Jesus loves you.
02:32:56.000 It's farmland.
02:32:57.000 It's not what you think it is.
02:32:59.000 And there's nothing wrong with Kentucky.
02:33:00.000 I'm talking about it's rural.
02:33:02.000 It's rural.
02:33:03.000 It's beautiful.
02:33:03.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:33:04.000 But it's rural.
02:33:05.000 It's farmland.
02:33:06.000 There's a big part of California that's farms.
02:33:09.000 Yeah, but isn't it the South is the one struggling and the North is killing it, right?
02:33:14.000 No, no, no, no.
02:33:15.000 It's political, man.
02:33:17.000 It's all political.
02:33:18.000 Right.
02:33:18.000 But it's not that anybody's killing it.
02:33:19.000 It's that they don't feel represented.
02:33:21.000 See, there's more people in San Francisco and in Los Angeles by far than the rest of the state.
02:33:27.000 But the state is huge.
02:33:31.000 Everybody thinks that San Francisco is Northern California.
02:33:34.000 The fuck it is.
02:33:35.000 There's hours of driving until you hit Oregon.
02:33:38.000 Way more Northern.
02:33:39.000 How many hours does it take to drive from San Francisco to Oregon?
02:33:44.000 Four.
02:33:44.000 Is it four?
02:33:45.000 I think so.
02:33:45.000 I'll say three.
02:33:46.000 Somewhere, I'll say a little bit more.
02:33:48.000 I'm going to say four and a half.
02:33:49.000 I'm going to say four and a half hours.
02:33:52.000 What does it say, Jamie?
02:33:57.000 I'm saying four.
02:33:58.000 Sticking to four.
02:33:59.000 You might be right.
02:33:59.000 I'm just guessing.
02:34:00.000 I like three.
02:34:02.000 It's a grip of space.
02:34:03.000 Five.
02:34:03.000 Five hours.
02:34:05.000 See?
02:34:05.000 There's a lot of fucking space up there.
02:34:08.000 And those people are all rural.
02:34:10.000 It's like, that's where the green emerald triangle is and Humboldt and they're growing all the fucking weed.
02:34:15.000 It's beautiful up there.
02:34:16.000 It's beautiful up there.
02:34:17.000 It's like a rainforest.
02:34:18.000 I could live up there.
02:34:18.000 Dude, I've been to many, many parts of Northern California.
02:34:21.000 It doesn't even remotely resemble Southern California.
02:34:23.000 No, hell no.
02:34:23.000 So these people, they don't feel represented.
02:34:26.000 LA's all goofy.
02:34:27.000 They feel like this is just some liberal, delusional hotbed.
02:34:31.000 And they also don't like a lot of the laws.
02:34:34.000 The laws in regards to wildlife management.
02:34:37.000 Or the taxes.
02:34:38.000 If you live in Sacramento, why are you paying the same tax as someone that lives in Malibu?
02:34:42.000 Yes.
02:34:42.000 The taxes are off the charts here.
02:34:44.000 They were saying that 500,000 people this year are going to move out of California and New York because of taxes.
02:34:50.000 Just because of taxes.
02:34:51.000 If you live in Oxnard, should we be paying the same tax as on a beachfront property in Alabama?
02:34:56.000 No fucking way.
02:34:56.000 How fucked up is that?
02:34:57.000 No fucking way.
02:34:58.000 Makes no sense.
02:34:58.000 But you aren't.
02:34:59.000 You're paying more if you live in Malibu.
02:35:01.000 Because you're paying more, you make more money.
02:35:03.000 So your higher percentage of your property, you know, your property's worth more.
02:35:07.000 Yeah, but still, you're still paying a high fucking rate if you're in Oxnard to live in California.
02:35:10.000 The rate's ridiculous.
02:35:11.000 It's crazy.
02:35:12.000 Well, you know, also it's ridiculous when you realize you don't have to pay that rate if you go other places.
02:35:16.000 Like, I know guys who've moved.
02:35:18.000 What's the best date?
02:35:20.000 Florida is pretty good.
02:35:21.000 Florida is good if you have a business.
02:35:23.000 I know guys that have businesses that move to Florida because if they sell their business, they don't want to pay 13% to the government in California.
02:35:30.000 And they can't take your home if anything happens there.
02:35:33.000 There's a lot of places where you don't pay state tax.
02:35:35.000 Washington, you don't pay state tax.
02:35:37.000 Nevada, you don't pay state tax.
02:35:40.000 I think what I'm reading right now says this is not just a plan to split the state.
02:35:44.000 It's to split away from the United States to make it its own independent country.
02:35:47.000 So much for that plan.
02:35:49.000 Some wacky dude.
02:35:50.000 I've got a Rolls Royce and I love pussy.
02:35:53.000 Yeah, it doesn't make sense.
02:35:54.000 I like the luxury.
02:35:55.000 That's definitely not the luxury I can have.
02:35:57.000 I believe in luxury.
02:35:59.000 That's not happening.
02:35:59.000 Yeah, that's not happening.
02:36:00.000 So that's out the window.
02:36:02.000 Florida Tech's the big one where the business people or people that want to save their money go.
02:36:05.000 But look, the United States is fascinating in a way that you could find out where the laws are best for you and you go, look, we're just going to fucking take a chance and move to Montana.
02:36:13.000 You know, you live in Montana, you're living in a place with like 3 million people instead of 30 million people.
02:36:18.000 You live in a place where you're like butted up against the fucking Yellowstone Park and looking at mountains and shit and wolves at night.
02:36:24.000 Is it true that you could take the world's population and fit them all in Texas and all in their own house?
02:36:29.000 Yes.
02:36:29.000 Is that true?
02:36:30.000 That's really true?
02:36:31.000 Yes, true.
02:36:31.000 How crazy is that?
02:36:32.000 Texas is gigantic.
02:36:33.000 Well, but we're talking about all of China and all of Africa in Texas with everyone else?
02:36:39.000 There's something about- Isn't that insane?
02:36:40.000 There's something about Texas where- Is that true?
02:36:42.000 Yeah.
02:36:43.000 That's true, right?
02:36:43.000 The amount of European countries you fit in Texas.
02:36:46.000 It's kind of crazy.
02:36:47.000 It said the whole world can fit in Texas with their own house.
02:36:51.000 Everybody with their own house.
02:36:53.000 That seems unbelievable.
02:36:54.000 Eight billion.
02:36:55.000 Yeah, eight billion people.
02:36:56.000 You can put eight billion people in Texas in their own house.
02:36:58.000 Eight billion houses in Texas?
02:37:00.000 Well, you know, Texas is a different state, man.
02:37:03.000 It's not like any other state.
02:37:04.000 Apparently, Alaska, too.
02:37:05.000 You could do the same thing in Alaska.
02:37:07.000 I mean, if everyone lived in a 10x10 room, yeah.
02:37:09.000 Well, Alaska is the biggest, and Texas is the second biggest, right?
02:37:13.000 Isn't it?
02:37:14.000 Yeah, so doesn't it seem, if that's the case...
02:37:20.000 Then overpopulation is a myth.
02:37:21.000 It's gotta be.
02:37:22.000 No, it's not a myth.
02:37:23.000 Because it's about the resources and space.
02:37:24.000 You could jam everybody in Texas, but it would be like Mad Max.
02:37:27.000 It would be fucking terrible.
02:37:29.000 Still, that's Texas.
02:37:30.000 And the rest of the world is empty?
02:37:32.000 And the rest of the world is empty?
02:37:33.000 You'd have to grow food in the rest of the world.
02:37:35.000 And people would be sucking it out in truckloads every second.
02:37:38.000 We'd be eating each other.
02:37:39.000 We'd be on top of each other.
02:37:40.000 I don't know.
02:37:40.000 No, overpopulation is not a myth, Eddie.
02:37:43.000 Overpopulation is real.
02:37:44.000 If we could put everybody in Texas, it's a myth.
02:37:46.000 That's the way I look at it.
02:37:46.000 No, no, no.
02:37:47.000 Here's the thing.
02:37:47.000 First of all, it's not sustainable.
02:37:49.000 This is the problem with overpopulation.
02:37:50.000 Right now, we're okay.
02:37:52.000 If we just kept this number, the human race could survive.
02:37:55.000 The real problem is we're not keeping this number, son.
02:37:58.000 No.
02:37:58.000 This number is going to grow.
02:37:59.000 This number was 2 billion, whatever the fuck it was, in 1950, and it's 7 billion now.
02:38:04.000 When did we figure it out?
02:38:05.000 People are having less kids, though, now.
02:38:07.000 I have so many friends in the 40s that have no kids.
02:38:09.000 It's not like it was in the 50s.
02:38:11.000 Not in China.
02:38:12.000 First world countries.
02:38:13.000 That's one of the things about the rest of the world.
02:38:14.000 They're outbreeding us.
02:38:16.000 Radically.
02:38:17.000 Not in Japan.
02:38:18.000 There's been studies done.
02:38:19.000 Every time I'm on a plane, I see emptiness in barren wasteland everywhere I go.
02:38:23.000 I don't see overpopulation.
02:38:25.000 I see emptiness everywhere I go.
02:38:26.000 God, Eddie has a point here.
02:38:27.000 Everywhere.
02:38:28.000 Where are the people at?
02:38:28.000 No, that's true.
02:38:28.000 When you fly over the country.
02:38:30.000 But there's places where you can't grow shit, Eddie.
02:38:32.000 You're flying over Nevada and you're looking down.
02:38:34.000 You can grow shit anywhere.
02:38:35.000 You can grow shit anywhere.
02:38:37.000 What they did with Vegas is they tricked everybody into thinking you could live in Nevada.
02:38:41.000 Fuck that.
02:38:43.000 They made Henderson.
02:38:44.000 They made Vegas.
02:38:45.000 They basically built these places in a place they shouldn't have built places.
02:38:48.000 They had a crazy rule.
02:38:50.000 They could do whatever the fuck they want there.
02:38:52.000 The mafia.
02:38:53.000 What's weird about Nevada is Nevada has two weird things.
02:38:56.000 One, nuclear testing.
02:38:57.000 They did a Fuckload of nuclear testing.
02:39:01.000 You see the fucking, there's a map, or a video rather, that shows you the map of the earth and it shows you all the nuclear bombs they set off in Nevada.
02:39:09.000 And you're just like, Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone by the end of the video, like, what?
02:39:13.000 Do you remember those old nuclear test videos where they show like a building and then like this hurricane of nuclear energy going through it?
02:39:24.000 Everybody remembers those, right?
02:39:25.000 How did they film that?
02:39:28.000 They set cameras up.
02:39:29.000 How did the cameras not?
02:39:31.000 What kind of cameras are those?
02:39:33.000 Listen, they're very far away when all the shit is going down.
02:39:36.000 And the scariest thing is not those buildings blowing apart.
02:39:40.000 They look like models.
02:39:40.000 They do because they got hit so hard.
02:39:43.000 The scariest thing is the ones when you see the bombs in the distance, miles away, and these guys jump up.
02:39:49.000 The shit goes over their head.
02:39:51.000 They're in these ditches.
02:39:52.000 And they jump up and run towards it.
02:39:53.000 Because they didn't know shit about radiation back then.
02:39:56.000 Jesus Christ.
02:39:56.000 So they had these soldiers practice.
02:39:59.000 The idea was that you would drop the nuclear bomb on people and then they would run towards the bomb because the people would be so fucked up and disoriented that you just take over the city.
02:40:08.000 Jesus Christ.
02:40:09.000 But meanwhile, these people are running right into radiation.
02:40:11.000 Growing like three eyeballs.
02:40:12.000 How come people in Vegas aren't born with three heads?
02:40:16.000 It's not Vegas.
02:40:17.000 Some are.
02:40:18.000 But still, it's close enough.
02:40:19.000 Nevada's big.
02:40:20.000 Nevada's big.
02:40:21.000 Yeah, but those nuclear touch sites are not that far from Vegas where they're blowing up these nuclear bombs all the time.
02:40:28.000 People in Vegas should be growing fucking three dicks for the next thousand years.
02:40:33.000 Well, you know, there's a story about John Wayne.
02:40:36.000 That John Wayne was filming a movie.
02:40:39.000 We're going to need you on this one, Jamie.
02:40:41.000 That John Wayne was filming a movie in like the 1950s.
02:40:45.000 Whatever the fuck it was, he was doing those westerns.
02:40:47.000 And that during that time, they were in an area where they were doing tests, nuclear tests, and everybody on that movie set got cancer.
02:40:55.000 Everybody.
02:40:57.000 Say that again?
02:40:57.000 What does it say there?
02:40:59.000 The movie So Toxic It Killed John Wayne, The Tragedy of the Conqueror.
02:41:02.000 Yeah.
02:41:03.000 That was about...
02:41:03.000 Wasn't it about Genghis Khan?
02:41:05.000 How do they know that movie killed them?
02:41:06.000 I mean, how would they know?
02:41:07.000 People were getting cancer all the time.
02:41:09.000 No, but I think a bunch of people got cancer.
02:41:11.000 People were getting cancer from the polio vaccine.
02:41:14.000 But like all of them got it.
02:41:15.000 Did you know that?
02:41:17.000 Like a million people?
02:41:18.000 From the vaccine?
02:41:19.000 From the polio vaccine.
02:41:20.000 What does it say, Jamie?
02:41:22.000 I'll find them more.
02:41:23.000 I don't even know if this is a true story.
02:41:25.000 Oh, you know that.
02:41:25.000 You know that.
02:41:26.000 You've heard that.
02:41:26.000 Yes.
02:41:27.000 I don't know if this is a true story.
02:41:28.000 I need to get verification.
02:41:30.000 I feel like Eddie's dropping some knowledge tonight.
02:41:31.000 I'm not dropping no knowledge.
02:41:33.000 I'm keeping it fun today.
02:41:35.000 I know, but it's a good point.
02:41:36.000 There's a lot of land when you're flying.
02:41:37.000 I fly non-stop.
02:41:38.000 I think the same thing.
02:41:41.000 Overpopulation.
02:41:42.000 Pollution.
02:41:43.000 The thing is, you'd have to turn all that shit into farmland to feed all those people.
02:41:46.000 Easily.
02:41:47.000 That's easy.
02:41:47.000 I don't know about that.
02:41:48.000 I don't know.
02:41:49.000 Just dirt.
02:41:50.000 Yeah.
02:41:50.000 It's just dirt.
02:41:52.000 There's definitely room.
02:41:54.000 The question is for how long and how many people can you feed off that dirt?
02:41:59.000 Like, if you're in Nevada, how many farms are in Nevada?
02:42:02.000 What does it say?
02:42:03.000 Scroll up.
02:42:04.000 Conquer filmed on a nuclear test site.
02:42:06.000 Good move.
02:42:08.000 Yeah.
02:42:09.000 Howard Hughes, the director, and Bill Powell knew of the dangers and had Assurances from the Atomic Energy Commission that it was safe, but apparently, even John Wayne supposedly brought a Geiger's.
02:42:19.000 I don't know.
02:42:20.000 This might have been too long ago to get accurate information.
02:42:22.000 John Wayne played Genghis Khan.
02:42:24.000 Yellow face.
02:42:25.000 It's terrible.
02:42:25.000 Super racist.
02:42:26.000 It's so terrible.
02:42:27.000 You watch it and he's like, I'm Genghis Khan.
02:42:31.000 I'm getting his gun.
02:42:32.000 Get my horse over here and I'm about to take over the Chinese!
02:42:36.000 Dude, I hate old movies, man.
02:42:38.000 I can't watch any of them.
02:42:39.000 I don't watch any fucking old movies.
02:42:42.000 Let's do a fight companion for John Wayne's Genghis Khan.
02:42:45.000 Some people are into it.
02:42:46.000 When people say Gone in the Wind's the best move of all time, fuck!
02:42:50.000 What did you say, Jamie?
02:42:51.000 Hold on.
02:42:52.000 Hold on.
02:42:53.000 What does it say, Jamie?
02:42:55.000 A lot of people got cancer on the set.
02:42:57.000 Wow.
02:42:58.000 How many people?
02:42:59.000 90 of the 220-person crew did.
02:43:02.000 46 of those people died.
02:43:04.000 Some of the main actors apparently all died of cancer within 25 years of the movie coming out.
02:43:09.000 You might be able to say that about any movie.
02:43:11.000 No, no, no.
02:43:11.000 I mean, so many people die of cancer.
02:43:12.000 No, no, no.
02:43:13.000 Isn't cancer the number one killer?
02:43:15.000 Yeah, but cardiovascular disease.
02:43:17.000 But cancer's up there.
02:43:18.000 That's a high rate, though.
02:43:20.000 That's a high rate, dude.
02:43:21.000 That's not like, go back to Jurassic Park, everyone's still alive.
02:43:25.000 That movie's long, you know.
02:43:27.000 You would think there would be a lot of people, like now, even today.
02:43:30.000 These nuclear bombs were going off in the 50s.
02:43:33.000 I don't understand how you, a guy who's always a conspiracy guy, doesn't recognize this conspiracy.
02:43:38.000 That these dummies didn't understand what the fuck they were doing with nuclear bombs.
02:43:42.000 That's not a conspiracy, though.
02:43:43.000 It is a conspiracy.
02:43:44.000 What website is that?
02:43:47.000 It's on YouTube, so it can't be real.
02:43:49.000 HowStuffWorks.com What was that?
02:43:50.000 HowStuffWorks.com That's legit.
02:43:52.000 That's mainstream right there.
02:43:54.000 HowStuffWorks.com That's as mainstream as you can get.
02:43:56.000 What does that mean?
02:43:57.000 You know what's mainstream?
02:43:58.000 The JRE. This is mainstream as fuck.
02:44:00.000 Hell yeah.
02:44:01.000 This is mainstream as fuck.
02:44:02.000 So what does that mean?
02:44:02.000 5,000 downloads a day.
02:44:05.000 No, I'm kidding.
02:44:07.000 What does this mean?
02:44:08.000 Like, what does mainstream mean?
02:44:09.000 It doesn't mean it's not real.
02:44:10.000 I don't know.
02:44:11.000 Just because how stuff works is an independent website.
02:44:12.000 No, what I'm saying is, you said it was a conspiracy theory, and I'm like, it wouldn't be if it was on that.
02:44:16.000 That's not what I said.
02:44:18.000 The conspiracy to keep this quiet, the fact that the government's nuclear tests most likely killed John Wayne and a shitload of actors from fucking cancer in the desert.
02:44:30.000 They were dropping bombs not knowing what the fuck they were doing.
02:44:33.000 And there's plenty of evidence that they didn't know what the fuck they were doing.
02:44:35.000 If you watch the videos of old nuclear test site with soldiers running towards the blast, have you seen those?
02:44:41.000 Yeah, I've seen those.
02:44:42.000 They're fucking insane.
02:44:42.000 It looks like...
02:44:44.000 I don't know.
02:44:45.000 All that old footage looks like...
02:44:47.000 It doesn't look authentic.
02:44:48.000 It looks like they faked all that shit.
02:44:50.000 But I don't know.
02:44:51.000 I'm a retard.
02:44:53.000 Do you think nuclear bombs are fake?
02:44:55.000 Is that what you're saying to me?
02:44:56.000 You know, there's a conspiracy theory that nuclear bombs actually don't exist, that they never actually figured it out, but they realized that the threat of nuclear bombs is good enough.
02:45:35.000 I don't know what a nuclear bomb looks like when it blows up.
02:45:37.000 I don't know.
02:45:38.000 Compared to a regular...
02:45:39.000 I don't know.
02:45:39.000 How would you know the difference?
02:45:40.000 Eddie, listen to him.
02:45:40.000 Eddie, listen to him.
02:45:43.000 We have things that can test nuclear radiation.
02:45:45.000 But I'm saying, how can you tell?
02:45:47.000 Because you can do tests.
02:45:48.000 I don't know.
02:45:49.000 You can do tests with those instruments.
02:45:50.000 But I've never done those tests with you.
02:45:52.000 But you can.
02:45:52.000 I don't know.
02:45:53.000 Can you?
02:45:54.000 I don't know.
02:45:54.000 You can, though.
02:45:55.000 You're not willing to.
02:45:55.000 This is not something that you're studied in.
02:45:57.000 I'm saying I don't know.
02:45:58.000 I know, but I'm just saying I don't know.
02:46:00.000 I'm telling you you can.
02:46:01.000 How can people look at a bomb?
02:46:03.000 You're saying someone else figured it out.
02:46:05.000 How can you look at a bomb?
02:46:07.000 I think you're thinking about shit the wrong way.
02:46:08.000 I really do.
02:46:09.000 No, I'm just saying if there was videos of 20 bombs going off, would you be able to pick out the nuclear bombs?
02:46:14.000 Eddie, they make these giant mushroom clouds.
02:46:16.000 They're very unusual.
02:46:17.000 It's not like a regular bomb.
02:46:19.000 I'm not saying...
02:46:20.000 Pull that video up of the bomb in the ocean.
02:46:22.000 How can anybody tell, like a regular person, how could you tell?
02:46:25.000 Before you ask that question, I think you should probably talk to a nuclear physicist.
02:46:28.000 I'm just asking questions.
02:46:29.000 I don't know.
02:46:30.000 But to question it like it's not real is ridiculous.
02:46:33.000 They killed how many fucking people in Nagasaki and Hiroshima?
02:46:37.000 How do you know what kind of bomb that was?
02:46:38.000 Watch this.
02:46:39.000 Watch this bomb.
02:46:40.000 Look at this.
02:46:43.000 How do you know what kind of bomb that is?
02:46:45.000 That is the craziest amount of power you could ever imagine.
02:46:49.000 I could never imagine something that can blow the ocean a mile into the sky.
02:46:54.000 And that's just one video of it.
02:46:56.000 There's another one of those videos where they do it from a distance.
02:46:58.000 Look at the water, where it's falling from.
02:47:00.000 I get that.
02:47:01.000 See if you can find one.
02:47:02.000 Do you understand?
02:47:03.000 It could be a nuclear bomb.
02:47:04.000 All I'm saying is how can you know for sure?
02:47:07.000 Look at that.
02:47:07.000 How many whales died in this?
02:47:10.000 Oh, everything died.
02:47:10.000 Everyone.
02:47:11.000 All the fish.
02:47:12.000 They made some tuna salad out of that motherfucker.
02:47:14.000 All the fish are fucked.
02:47:15.000 Look at the water come down.
02:47:16.000 How crazy that is.
02:47:17.000 That boat's fucked, though, huh?
02:47:20.000 Look at that.
02:47:21.000 Look at that.
02:47:21.000 Yeah, I don't know what kind of bomb that is.
02:47:24.000 I don't know.
02:47:24.000 Look at that.
02:47:25.000 That's a big explosion.
02:47:27.000 That's high, that's big, but I don't know what conventional bombs.
02:47:30.000 What difference does it make?
02:47:32.000 Because Eddie's saying the reason why they threaten nuclear bombs is to keep everyone kind of chill, but we might not have the...
02:47:38.000 They've got the power to do that, dude.
02:47:40.000 That would wipe out a fucking city.
02:47:41.000 But maybe you could do that with just regular conventional bombs.
02:47:44.000 Maybe that's like 10. What I'm saying is I don't know.
02:47:48.000 Right.
02:47:49.000 Well, you should find out.
02:47:50.000 I don't know.
02:47:51.000 This is a nuclear bomb.
02:47:53.000 I mean, the scientists all agree there's no conspiracy.
02:47:55.000 The conspiracy is amongst idiots.
02:47:57.000 These people that are talking about it online, they literally have no idea what they're talking about.
02:48:00.000 And they're spreading this nonsense.
02:48:02.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:48:02.000 I don't know.
02:48:03.000 I understand you don't know.
02:48:04.000 But don't even bother questioning it.
02:48:05.000 It's a waste of time.
02:48:07.000 You're going down a rabbit hole for no reason.
02:48:09.000 You're wasting all this time.
02:48:10.000 How do you know?
02:48:11.000 How do you know?
02:48:11.000 How do you know?
02:48:12.000 I don't need to know.
02:48:13.000 What do you care about me wasting my time?
02:48:16.000 Waste my time on whatever.
02:48:17.000 Why are you so concerned?
02:48:18.000 Why are you so concerned about me wasting my time?
02:48:20.000 Because you waste our time, too.
02:48:21.000 Why?
02:48:22.000 It's an interesting conversation.
02:48:23.000 We start talking about whether or not nuclear bombs are real.
02:48:24.000 We don't have to talk about this.
02:48:25.000 We don't have to talk about this.
02:48:26.000 Why don't you want to find the answer to it?
02:48:28.000 Why don't you just want to question it?
02:48:29.000 You could look up the answer.
02:48:30.000 You could go study it.
02:48:31.000 You could look up.
02:48:31.000 Yeah, you could look up anything.
02:48:33.000 It's not going to look up.
02:48:34.000 If you literally want to know the answer to this particular question...
02:48:36.000 You could look it up.
02:48:37.000 No, no, no.
02:48:39.000 You could go to college.
02:48:42.000 You could get a professor.
02:48:43.000 You could find any number of people that have the answers.
02:48:46.000 Could show you how to study them.
02:48:48.000 Could prove the test to you.
02:48:49.000 Could lay it out.
02:48:50.000 Could give you all these instructions so you could go do it on your own without anybody else.
02:48:54.000 I don't care about it that much.
02:48:56.000 Then why, again, on Joe's point, why bring it to us in question?
02:49:00.000 I just don't trust anything I can't verify for myself.
02:49:02.000 You don't have to get mad because of that.
02:49:04.000 Why are you mad because of that?
02:49:05.000 You're getting mad right now.
02:49:06.000 Because I don't trust shit from the government.
02:49:08.000 You're getting angry at me?
02:49:10.000 You can verify this.
02:49:11.000 You just said you can't, but you can.
02:49:13.000 That's the issue on some of these things with science.
02:49:16.000 Have you verified it?
02:49:17.000 Yes, they are verified.
02:49:17.000 How did you verify it?
02:49:18.000 I went to fucking physics class at college.
02:49:21.000 I got an A. Okay.
02:49:23.000 So that proves nuclear bombs?
02:49:25.000 No.
02:49:26.000 I didn't make it to that class.
02:49:28.000 I quit college.
02:49:29.000 I didn't keep going down the nuclear class.
02:49:30.000 That's farther in than physics 111 and 112 at Ohio State.
02:49:33.000 They don't give it to the freshmen.
02:49:35.000 It's high level.
02:49:38.000 That's it.
02:49:39.000 I mean, if you want the answers, you can go get them.
02:49:41.000 It's not just question the world.
02:49:42.000 This is why it's frustrating, because you don't want the answers.
02:49:45.000 You just want to question everything that the, in air quotes, government says.
02:49:49.000 Who cares?
02:49:50.000 We do.
02:49:51.000 Why are you so angry over that?
02:49:52.000 I'm not.
02:49:52.000 It's frustrating.
02:49:53.000 Why?
02:49:54.000 Because the world being flat, because nuclear bombs being fake, because dinosaurs not being real.
02:50:00.000 What's the big deal?
02:50:02.000 They're a giant waste of time.
02:50:03.000 For who?
02:50:04.000 For us.
02:50:05.000 Let's talk about something else.
02:50:07.000 Okay, but you like talking about those things.
02:50:09.000 Hey, I didn't bring up nuclear bombs.
02:50:11.000 You guys did.
02:50:12.000 I didn't bring it up.
02:50:13.000 But you really argued it for a while.
02:50:15.000 I'm just bringing up questions and you're getting angry.
02:50:18.000 I'm not angry, Eddie.
02:50:19.000 Okay, good.
02:50:20.000 Do you hear me being angry right now?
02:50:21.000 You guys sounded angry.
02:50:23.000 You said you were frustrated.
02:50:24.000 What's frustrating?
02:50:24.000 Frustration usually is in there with anger.
02:50:28.000 I'm just saying, the one fun point Eddie was making is like, man, I don't know nuclear science or anything like that, so how do we know those atom bombs are real compared to a regular bomb?
02:50:37.000 It was a fun conversation.
02:50:39.000 That's it.
02:50:40.000 Just to mix up your fucking calves.
02:50:43.000 Jamie.
02:50:44.000 Game 7 tomorrow morning.
02:50:45.000 Turn in.
02:50:45.000 Game 7. Big game.
02:50:47.000 LeBron's screwed.
02:50:48.000 You can look into a lot of this stuff and you can't find the answers.
02:50:51.000 That's my only point.
02:50:52.000 And when you're talking over me, that's where the frustration comes from.
02:50:55.000 That's it.
02:50:55.000 You're angry.
02:50:56.000 I'm not angry.
02:50:57.000 Don't get angry at me wasting my time.
02:50:59.000 Eddie, stop telling people to not get angry.
02:51:00.000 You're using that as a defensive tactic.
02:51:02.000 Because he's making a good point.
02:51:04.000 Because I'm not the one...
02:51:04.000 He keeps saying people are angry.
02:51:06.000 Okay.
02:51:07.000 You say it's frustrating.
02:51:09.000 We could say that you're angry because you don't believe in the government.
02:51:12.000 You're angry.
02:51:13.000 I don't trust the government.
02:51:14.000 You could say that.
02:51:15.000 We could say, why are you angry?
02:51:16.000 I do say that.
02:51:18.000 No, we could say that to you.
02:51:20.000 We could say, why are you angry?
02:51:21.000 That doesn't get anybody anywhere.
02:51:23.000 We're just talking about the reality of these facts.
02:51:26.000 You guys can believe whatever you want.
02:51:31.000 Alright, I will.
02:51:32.000 Okay.
02:51:33.000 I believe everything I've been taught and learned...
02:51:36.000 Go right ahead.
02:51:37.000 I'm not angry at you.
02:51:38.000 That doesn't frustrate me.
02:51:39.000 I don't care what you think.
02:51:41.000 But am I wrong then?
02:51:42.000 No.
02:51:44.000 You could believe whatever you want.
02:51:45.000 But why would you continue to question it?
02:51:46.000 Hey, Brendan, that's a nice shirt.
02:51:48.000 What is that?
02:51:49.000 A lot of floral is in right now.
02:51:51.000 Is that flowers?
02:51:53.000 Floral is in right now.
02:51:55.000 That's like abstract.
02:51:56.000 If you go to Hawaii, make sure you wear a nice Hawaiian print.
02:51:58.000 It's in right now, Joe.
02:51:59.000 I know you're not big in this style.
02:52:00.000 Should you wear a Hawaiian shirt, like with the buttons?
02:52:03.000 Yes.
02:52:04.000 Because that's the only time you should wear those.
02:52:05.000 They're in right now.
02:52:06.000 They're in right now.
02:52:08.000 I used to wear those on stage like an asshole.
02:52:10.000 Did you really?
02:52:10.000 I thought they were cute.
02:52:11.000 They're back now, so he'd be good.
02:52:13.000 Oh, they're back.
02:52:14.000 You know what's in.
02:52:15.000 Do you have any idea at all what's fashionable?
02:52:17.000 Not at all.
02:52:18.000 No idea.
02:52:19.000 I have no idea.
02:52:19.000 I'm wearing the same jeans from 10 years ago.
02:52:22.000 I like fashion.
02:52:23.000 But why are you into fashion?
02:52:24.000 I don't know.
02:52:25.000 Since I was a kid, I was super into fashion.
02:52:27.000 I just love fashion.
02:52:29.000 I couldn't tell you why.
02:52:30.000 I collect shoes, I like the trendy whatever's going on.
02:52:34.000 But you're one of the Rare straight guys.
02:52:36.000 It's really weird.
02:52:37.000 I know you'd think I'd suck a ton of dick.
02:52:39.000 That'd be a conspiracy theory.
02:52:40.000 You really do enjoy it.
02:52:42.000 Love it.
02:52:42.000 Like, you like funky shoes.
02:52:44.000 Yeah, I think I got a job on E. They're like, you're not gay?
02:52:47.000 I'm like, no, I'm just super into fashion.
02:52:48.000 Well, girls like dudes that are into fashion, generally.
02:52:53.000 Yeah, but he genuinely likes it.
02:52:55.000 Oh, yeah, I love it.
02:52:55.000 You like looking good.
02:52:57.000 I read about it, GQ magazine, all that stuff.
02:52:59.000 Oh, shit, okay.
02:53:00.000 It's very strange.
02:53:01.000 Nothing wrong with that.
02:53:03.000 When you were shooting your special in Boston, I erased the text because I was going to be like, dude, what are you going to wear?
02:53:08.000 And I was like, I'm not going to send that to him.
02:53:12.000 That's funny.
02:53:13.000 That goes through my head, man.
02:53:15.000 I've outfits picked out weeks before.
02:53:17.000 Like, I have a show in Minnesota.
02:53:19.000 Wait a minute, you have outfits picked out weeks before?
02:53:21.000 I have shows in Minnesota, I have my outfits already picked out.
02:53:24.000 Damn.
02:53:24.000 Yeah, I dress terrible, always.
02:53:26.000 No, it's your style, it's not terrible.
02:53:28.000 You don't dress like an asshole.
02:53:30.000 You make an effort.
02:53:31.000 Thank you very much.
02:53:31.000 I wear shirts that are too big for me.
02:53:35.000 They don't fit me right?
02:53:36.000 I just wear Tung Planet shirts.
02:53:38.000 That's a good move.
02:53:38.000 Jiu-jitsu shirts.
02:53:39.000 That's a good move.
02:53:40.000 They're good shirts.
02:53:42.000 They're free!
02:53:42.000 What do you do when your style dies off?
02:53:46.000 Do you get rid of the clothes?
02:53:47.000 Evolve.
02:53:48.000 You give it to Salvation Army?
02:53:48.000 Yeah, I get rid of it.
02:53:49.000 I give it to Salvation Army.
02:53:50.000 Yeah, I knew it.
02:53:52.000 So you're not even stockpiling the old shit.
02:53:53.000 You don't want to be caught dead with the old clothes in your house.
02:53:56.000 Hell no.
02:53:57.000 Hell no.
02:53:58.000 How many pairs of shoes and sneakers do you keep at any time?
02:54:02.000 Probably have around 150 right now.
02:54:03.000 Get the fuck out of here!
02:54:05.000 What?
02:54:05.000 Young Jamie can relate to that.
02:54:07.000 150 shoes?
02:54:09.000 Yeah.
02:54:09.000 That is so crazy.
02:54:10.000 And then now you know what's happening is I post on my Instagram story like kicks of the day or you know studio kicks and now companies are sending me shoes.
02:54:18.000 So I post on there.
02:54:20.000 It's a vicious cycle.
02:54:21.000 This Ninja Warrior shit is ridiculous.
02:54:24.000 This Ninja Warrior shit is going on in between Scientology commercials.
02:54:27.000 I was hoping you guys were going to look up earlier Felice Herring ran.
02:54:29.000 Oh how'd she do?
02:54:30.000 She didn't do very good.
02:54:32.000 It's tough.
02:54:33.000 Unless it's your thing, it's fucking tough, man.
02:54:35.000 Dude, you know what I've been digging?
02:54:37.000 I'm sure it's not very...
02:54:38.000 You guys aren't going to dig it.
02:54:39.000 Your wife will.
02:54:40.000 It's that Peloton bike.
02:54:41.000 You like that?
02:54:42.000 I burn a shitload of cow.
02:54:44.000 I can do a 45-minute class.
02:54:46.000 I only fuck with Robin NYC. She's a little beast on there.
02:54:49.000 I refuse to use anyone else.
02:54:51.000 Dude, people love those things.
02:54:52.000 It's fun, man.
02:54:53.000 They love them.
02:54:53.000 I still box and shit.
02:54:55.000 Quit looking at me like that, Eddie.
02:54:56.000 But I jump on a bike, man.
02:54:58.000 Nothing wrong with that.
02:54:59.000 Yeah.
02:55:00.000 I like being outside, man.
02:55:02.000 I like running hills so much.
02:55:04.000 My cardio, I try to do all outside.
02:55:08.000 I have that rowing machine thing and the air bike.
02:55:11.000 My problem is if I have to be on set at 7, that means I leave the house at 5.45, so I'll get up at 4.30 and knock that out.
02:55:19.000 So just in my house and then go.
02:55:21.000 Jesus Christ.
02:55:22.000 How often do you do fighter and the kid?
02:55:24.000 Twice a week.
02:55:25.000 And then big brown breakdown?
02:55:27.000 Below the belt podcast Monday mornings, then shoot below the belt.
02:55:30.000 It's not the big brown breakdown anymore.
02:55:31.000 It's below the belt, son.
02:55:33.000 Why'd you change it?
02:55:35.000 The government came to him.
02:55:37.000 They forced his hand.
02:55:39.000 They forced him.
02:55:40.000 I just made it all in sync with the show on Showtime.
02:55:43.000 First of all, using Big Brown is now cultural appropriation.
02:55:46.000 Correct.
02:55:46.000 You can't use it anymore.
02:55:48.000 I know they called you Big Brown, but you can't use it anymore.
02:55:50.000 No.
02:55:51.000 Because you're not brown enough.
02:55:52.000 Not brown enough anymore.
02:55:53.000 You should get a DNA test.
02:55:54.000 You get some 23andMe and find out you got something in you.
02:55:56.000 Did you really get in trouble for using Big Brown Breakdown?
02:55:59.000 No.
02:55:59.000 You just didn't like it no more?
02:56:00.000 No, I liked it, but I got my show on Showtime, Below the Belt.
02:56:05.000 Oh, so you killed that.
02:56:06.000 I didn't kill it.
02:56:07.000 It's the exact same show.
02:56:08.000 I just wanted all the same brand.
02:56:09.000 What if you had like 18% Moroccan?
02:56:11.000 What's the brand?
02:56:12.000 Below the Belt.
02:56:13.000 So everything's Below the Belt?
02:56:14.000 Below the Belt with Brendan Shabian.
02:56:15.000 Okay.
02:56:15.000 Come on, man.
02:56:16.000 TV show podcast.
02:56:17.000 What if you found out you were like 18% Moroccan?
02:56:20.000 You ever do one of those 23 and Me's?
02:56:22.000 No.
02:56:22.000 You got some stuff in you.
02:56:24.000 I'd love to do that.
02:56:25.000 I'd love to find out if I was like 5% black or something.
02:56:28.000 Maybe.
02:56:29.000 That girl, that girl, Woe Vicky.
02:56:32.000 You ever heard of Woe Vicky?
02:56:33.000 No.
02:56:33.000 The young girl?
02:56:35.000 There's this epidemic of these young rappers, these young white rappers that are...
02:56:42.000 Completely insane.
02:56:43.000 This girl will make you want to pull your hair out.
02:56:45.000 Her name is Woe Vicky.
02:56:46.000 She's just throwing money around.
02:56:47.000 She's a little white.
02:56:47.000 She's like 15 years old, right?
02:56:49.000 Or something like that.
02:56:50.000 And she talks like the...
02:56:52.000 She's claiming she's part black.
02:56:54.000 Lil Tay or Woe Vicky?
02:56:55.000 Lil Vicky.
02:56:57.000 Woe Vicky, right?
02:56:58.000 Lil Tay also.
02:56:59.000 Oh, Lil Tay's worse.
02:57:00.000 She's like 10 years old.
02:57:03.000 She's the Asian one, right?
02:57:04.000 She's like, yo, bitch.
02:57:05.000 But you watch this and you're like, oh shit, we're screwed down the road.
02:57:08.000 Scary.
02:57:08.000 And they're huge.
02:57:09.000 They're huge.
02:57:10.000 And then Tekashi 6ix9ine.
02:57:12.000 You guys hear Tekashi 6ix9ine?
02:57:13.000 We talked about him.
02:57:14.000 Oh my god.
02:57:15.000 They make more money off YouTube than you guys do.
02:57:17.000 So we're screwed in terms of the future of the human race?
02:57:20.000 Correct.
02:57:20.000 Because they're looking up to these kids that have millions and millions of followers.
02:57:23.000 All they do is bring out stacks of hundreds, get on Instagram live, and just start throwing down the money.
02:57:29.000 She bought a helicopter.
02:57:32.000 Little Tay.
02:57:33.000 Let's try to find a good one here.
02:57:34.000 Whoa.
02:57:35.000 Here's their fight, actually.
02:57:36.000 She had a fight with somebody?
02:57:37.000 Yeah.
02:57:38.000 The Cash Me Outside girl?
02:57:39.000 Cash Me Outside.
02:57:39.000 They all ran into each other at the Glendale.
02:57:41.000 Let me see this.
02:57:41.000 Oh, shit.
02:57:45.000 Oh shit!
02:57:48.000 See the floral print though?
02:57:51.000 Put your bag down.
02:57:56.000 Damn, that's Woe Vicky right there.
02:58:04.000 She's 14. That's a little 10. She's 9. One's 14 and one's 9. Yeah, the floral print hoodie is 14. Look how many views this has, Joe.
02:58:18.000 She's trying to hit a nine-year-old.
02:58:22.000 They have bodyguards too, which is the funny part.
02:58:24.000 Oh, so this is not really a fight.
02:58:26.000 Are you lying?
02:58:26.000 Oh, they get into a fight.
02:58:27.000 No, they get into a fight, yes.
02:58:28.000 They physically fight.
02:58:29.000 Right here?
02:58:29.000 Yeah, it's on...
02:58:30.000 I don't know where the second part is.
02:58:31.000 Don't tease me, bro.
02:58:33.000 She just tries to reach over.
02:58:35.000 It's nothing major.
02:58:37.000 You gotta show the white girl, though.
02:58:39.000 I don't want to see little girls fight like that.
02:58:40.000 Whoa, Vicky, just talking shit, throwing cash.
02:58:43.000 What?
02:58:45.000 Put your racks on this car and I'm only nine years old.
02:58:48.000 I got the keys to this car.
02:58:51.000 What?
02:58:52.000 Yeah.
02:58:52.000 See this?
02:58:53.000 These are butterfly wings.
02:58:55.000 Y'all haven't seen this car in your lives.
02:58:57.000 I've been driving this around the Beverly Hills area and I'm only nine years old.
02:59:01.000 I ain't got no license, but I ain't ever gonna get no license.
02:59:05.000 Okay.
02:59:06.000 That's what they do.
02:59:07.000 Stop.
02:59:07.000 How crazy is that?
02:59:08.000 They're huge.
02:59:08.000 They're rich for this.
02:59:09.000 Five million followers.
02:59:10.000 Who's behind that?
02:59:10.000 The parents?
02:59:11.000 I don't know what's going on.
02:59:12.000 Who's holding the camera?
02:59:12.000 I don't know what's going on.
02:59:14.000 It's scary.
02:59:16.000 You gotta go to the white girl who thinks she's black.
02:59:18.000 Won't Vicky?
02:59:19.000 Didn't that seem super prepared?
02:59:20.000 Yeah, won't Vicky.
02:59:21.000 Didn't that seem like super rehearsed?
02:59:23.000 I don't get it, man.
02:59:24.000 I don't know what's going on.
02:59:25.000 It's hilarious though.
02:59:27.000 This is Woe Vicky.
02:59:28.000 Was she the other one?
02:59:29.000 The tall one that was in the background?
02:59:30.000 Yeah, the tall one.
02:59:31.000 She's the worst one.
02:59:33.000 You just had her.
02:59:33.000 She's the worst one.
02:59:34.000 That wasn't her actual page.
02:59:35.000 No?
02:59:35.000 Yeah, Woe Vicky talks so much.
02:59:38.000 And she claims she's part black.
02:59:40.000 That's her right there.
02:59:41.000 Oh, I saw that, girl.
02:59:42.000 Look at this.
02:59:43.000 Listen to her.
02:59:45.000 They keep commenting about me in a bad baby situation.
02:59:49.000 Y'all need to know what really happened.
02:59:51.000 That bitch is scary.
02:59:52.000 That bitch snuck me from behind while I was on the ground trying to grab my purse.
02:59:58.000 Let me tell y'all something.
02:59:59.000 This bitch waited till I was 18 to really fight me.
03:00:03.000 Like, bitch, we had beef for a whole year.
03:00:05.000 I just turned 18. Okay, I can't do this.
03:00:08.000 This will fuck your life, bro.
03:00:10.000 She's huge.
03:00:11.000 I don't feel good right now.
03:00:12.000 She bought a helicopter, Mr. Moon.
03:00:14.000 She bought a fucking helicopter.
03:00:16.000 No, seriously.
03:00:16.000 Seriously.
03:00:17.000 Oh my god.
03:00:18.000 Whoa, Vicky.
03:00:19.000 Damn, kids are fucked, huh?
03:00:20.000 Kids are fucked.
03:00:21.000 The future's fucked.
03:00:23.000 Dude.
03:00:24.000 And then that Takashi69 guy, he looks Mexican to me, but I think he's claiming he's black, right?
03:00:30.000 No.
03:00:31.000 He says the N-word all the time.
03:00:34.000 All the time.
03:00:34.000 And it's okay.
03:00:35.000 No one's kicking his ass.
03:00:37.000 It's totally okay.
03:00:38.000 He's Puerto Rican, though.
03:00:39.000 They can do that up there in the Bronx.
03:00:41.000 He looks like a regular Mexican guy from East L.A. Mexicans can't say that, but Puerto Ricans can.
03:00:45.000 How weird is that?
03:00:47.000 Have you seen him?
03:00:48.000 That is weird.
03:00:48.000 Have you seen him before he went on gangsters?
03:00:50.000 He has songs in the choruses where he's using that.
03:00:52.000 It's part of the music.
03:00:53.000 Yeah.
03:00:54.000 He says it so much.
03:00:55.000 But you can do that if you're Puerto Rican.
03:00:56.000 Damn.
03:00:57.000 Yeah.
03:00:58.000 That's crazy.
03:00:58.000 They got in through a grain law.
03:01:01.000 Somehow.
03:01:01.000 And he's had six number one hits in a row.
03:01:03.000 He's killing it.
03:01:04.000 He has rainbow hair.
03:01:05.000 Yeah.
03:01:06.000 He's got a rainbow grill.
03:01:07.000 He's got a rainbow grill now.
03:01:08.000 That's new, right?
03:01:09.000 He has a tattoo of 69 on his face.
03:01:12.000 And also that monster from Saw, that fucking guy.
03:01:15.000 He has 69 tattoos on his body 69 times.
03:01:19.000 There it is, look at that.
03:01:19.000 Jamie forced me into watching him.
03:01:21.000 He has 69 tattoos 69 times on his body.
03:01:24.000 Is that the one?
03:01:25.000 You're the one who told me that, I think.
03:01:27.000 Let me see his face with the new grill, because the new grill is off the charts.
03:01:32.000 He looks like a dude from East L.A. And meanwhile, we're talking about him, so he wins.
03:01:36.000 Yeah, he does.
03:01:36.000 I follow him, dude, in every post.
03:01:39.000 I watch every post.
03:01:40.000 What?
03:01:41.000 He's in trouble for what?
03:01:42.000 For pedophile, a 13-year-old.
03:01:44.000 Come on.
03:01:44.000 Yeah, he's catching a case.
03:01:45.000 How old is he?
03:01:46.000 That's what my friends say, catching a case.
03:01:47.000 Catching a case?
03:01:48.000 You're, like, down with the street.
03:01:49.000 Look, he's got a spiderweb tattoo on his face with that saw guy.
03:01:53.000 What's that saw guy's name?
03:01:56.000 Pinwheel or something like that?
03:01:57.000 Pinhead?
03:01:58.000 Some scary shit, though.
03:01:59.000 Did anyone see the new saw with just that guy?
03:02:01.000 Jigsaw?
03:02:02.000 No.
03:02:02.000 Jigsaw.
03:02:03.000 Jigsaw.
03:02:03.000 Look, he's got 69 on his belly.
03:02:05.000 That looks like marker.
03:02:06.000 He just lost his $5 million headphone deal because of what happened at the Broner fight.
03:02:11.000 What happened?
03:02:12.000 He was in a beef with Adrian Broner.
03:02:14.000 Who's that?
03:02:15.000 The guy, a boxer.
03:02:16.000 He had a $300,000 bet.
03:02:19.000 And I guess somebody in his crew, there was a beef with another rapper and a gun went off in the backstage.
03:02:24.000 So he lost his headphone deal.
03:02:26.000 Goddammit.
03:02:26.000 And how many million dollars was his headphone deal?
03:02:28.000 Five million dollars.
03:02:29.000 For a headphone deal.
03:02:30.000 All he does is get on Instagram and just throw money.
03:02:33.000 I saw.
03:02:33.000 It's crazy.
03:02:34.000 Jamie makes me watch.
03:02:35.000 And he makes hits, though.
03:02:36.000 That's where he's getting his fame from.
03:02:38.000 Six number one songs in a row.
03:02:40.000 It's a crazy world we live in.
03:02:42.000 It's fucking nuts.
03:02:44.000 It's a crazy world.
03:02:45.000 Yeah, go to that middle one with his grill.
03:02:48.000 Look at that.
03:02:50.000 Click on it.
03:02:50.000 Is that a video?
03:02:51.000 Listen to him.
03:02:52.000 Listen to him.
03:02:53.000 Before I get to that, I want to show off these.
03:02:57.000 How can you chew with them?
03:02:59.000 Made by Jimmy Boy, you know what I'm saying?
03:03:00.000 He flexed up on that one.
03:03:02.000 But I want to make a public service announcement.
03:03:04.000 For these past couple days, I've seen, like, there's a couple females that are trying to expose me or some shit.
03:03:10.000 Like, there's a lot of you.
03:03:12.000 Like, I can't even name certain.
03:03:13.000 There's a lot of you.
03:03:15.000 Yo, have a little bit more respect for yourselves.
03:03:17.000 And I say that in a way because y'all need to get past that it was just like a one-day thing.
03:03:24.000 You know what I'm saying?
03:03:25.000 Can you imagine if your daughter brought that home?
03:03:29.000 Where'd you find that?
03:03:30.000 Go to Home Depot.
03:03:32.000 Is this music good?
03:03:33.000 I've listened to clips of like 10-second clips.
03:03:36.000 I'm old enough now where I don't know.
03:03:39.000 It's not for me.
03:03:40.000 People are loving it.
03:03:41.000 They're eating it up.
03:03:42.000 He's huge.
03:03:45.000 The music business is a whole new era.
03:03:48.000 You'd have to call the doctor.
03:03:51.000 You'd have to get a psychiatrist.
03:03:52.000 Is this a song?
03:03:54.000 No, no, no.
03:03:55.000 It's here.
03:03:56.000 It's here.
03:03:56.000 Just 10 seconds.
03:03:58.000 We can't play it.
03:03:58.000 It'll get us taken off of YouTube.
03:04:00.000 I can't afford that anymore.
03:04:03.000 It might be great, you never know.
03:04:05.000 Here's my question.
03:04:06.000 If this is ridiculous, right, what is the next thing after this shit?
03:04:09.000 Look at this motherfucker.
03:04:11.000 Damn, this guy is ninja-ing the shit out of this stuff.
03:04:12.000 I got pissed hard at him.
03:04:14.000 Go ahead, go ahead, piss.
03:04:14.000 We're still going for a while?
03:04:15.000 Yeah, we'll keep going.
03:04:16.000 Look at this motherfucker on Ninja Warrior, man.
03:04:18.000 I'm super impressed with the way this dude is traversing this.
03:04:22.000 I think there are people that call cultural appropriation on this Takeshi Sex9 guy.
03:04:26.000 Oh, really?
03:04:27.000 Of course he did.
03:04:28.000 People call everything on everybody.
03:04:29.000 Because he's making...
03:04:31.000 I don't know who's behind him either.
03:04:33.000 Like the managers are behind him and there's a couple other guys that are making a shitload of money like him.
03:04:37.000 Is it a producer project?
03:04:39.000 Is it planned?
03:04:41.000 Did they pluck this guy and go, okay, this is perfect for our...
03:04:43.000 He'd have to really get a guy that's willing to tattoo his face.
03:04:47.000 You know what I mean?
03:04:48.000 That's some fucking...
03:04:49.000 I don't think that's that crazy right now.
03:04:50.000 So many people have tattooed faces.
03:04:53.000 That's some serious commitment.
03:04:55.000 Tattooing your mug.
03:04:57.000 Millions of dollars.
03:04:58.000 Yeah, but I mean, it might not work.
03:05:00.000 You're stuck with 69 on your face like an asshole.
03:05:03.000 I think they probably might wait until they get that first big check.
03:05:06.000 Maybe.
03:05:06.000 Did he wait?
03:05:07.000 I don't know about him particularly.
03:05:09.000 There's a controversy between is he a blood or is he a crip?
03:05:14.000 And he's claiming he's both.
03:05:15.000 He goes, I'm friends with both of them.
03:05:17.000 Something like that.
03:05:18.000 But he wears an awful lot of red, so people think that he's a blood crip.
03:05:24.000 What a weird, weird word.
03:05:25.000 Cut that shit off.
03:05:26.000 Shut it off.
03:05:27.000 Stop.
03:05:28.000 We can't do this anymore, Jamie.
03:05:29.000 He makes me watch this guy all the time.
03:05:31.000 Jamie's got his thumb on the pulse of the straights.
03:05:34.000 He tells me when shit's popping off.
03:05:35.000 I follow him on Instagram.
03:05:37.000 I find him fascinating.
03:05:38.000 Well, there's a lot of fascinating people today, man.
03:05:41.000 Jamie also shows me these girls with giant butts.
03:05:44.000 Fake butts?
03:05:45.000 No, real ones.
03:05:46.000 Real ones.
03:05:47.000 Real giant squat asses.
03:05:48.000 How do you know they're real, bro?
03:05:50.000 You can tell they're not because of the diaper butt.
03:05:53.000 Diaper butt is a real thing.
03:05:55.000 That looks real.
03:05:56.000 That's real as fuck, dude.
03:05:58.000 Jesus Christ.
03:06:01.000 That makes me uncomfortable.
03:06:03.000 It's hot in here.
03:06:05.000 You know what's here?
03:06:06.000 Here's a fascinating thing.
03:06:07.000 The ass was not a big deal for a long time.
03:06:11.000 For a long time.
03:06:12.000 You go back to, like, Linda Carter in Wonder Woman, you never saw her ass.
03:06:15.000 Ever.
03:06:16.000 The ass was not a thing, man.
03:06:18.000 The ass with Farrah Fawcett, you never saw Farrah Fawcett's ass.
03:06:21.000 Right?
03:06:22.000 But now, if a girl's gonna be a hot chick, she's gotta have a banging ass.
03:06:27.000 If a girl's, like, in a movie as a hot chick, there's gonna be a point in the movie where you see her in a pair of tight jeans, you go, whoa.
03:06:35.000 Right?
03:06:35.000 Yeah.
03:06:36.000 Did Mix-a-Lot set that...
03:06:38.000 Like when he did Big Butts?
03:06:39.000 I think he probably blew up Big Butts.
03:06:42.000 Everyone's like, alright.
03:06:43.000 He blew it up.
03:06:44.000 He blew it up.
03:06:45.000 It was definitely a moment.
03:06:46.000 But always in the Mexican community and the black community, we were always into Big Butts.
03:06:51.000 We didn't need society to tell us that.
03:06:53.000 We didn't know what the hell it was.
03:06:55.000 We were just like...
03:06:55.000 But if scientists came from the future and they're studying the size of asses, They'd be like, well, this is a noticeable jump in women's asses at a certain point in time in the 20th century.
03:07:06.000 Like, what is that?
03:07:07.000 I saw this documentary once called The History of Sex.
03:07:10.000 It was on the Science Channel or something.
03:07:13.000 It was a five-part documentary.
03:07:15.000 And they were getting into why we like certain things from the opposite sex.
03:07:20.000 And the butt, apparently, the reason...
03:07:24.000 Well, obviously, like tits.
03:07:25.000 We like tits if they're big.
03:07:27.000 We like them because we know they're going to be able to feed the baby.
03:07:31.000 So we get a little endorphin rush.
03:07:33.000 Big because a woman can have birth, give birth easier, so you're attracted to that symmetry.
03:07:38.000 According to this documentary, the fat in the butt, during the third trimester of pregnancy, that's when the brain develops.
03:07:45.000 And the brain is developed from...
03:07:50.000 Fat from the ass, according to this documentary.
03:07:53.000 So I guess we're looking at big round asses for smarter babies.
03:07:59.000 Evolutionary.
03:07:59.000 That's what that documentary said.
03:08:01.000 I don't, you know, who knows?
03:08:02.000 Well, they definitely know the shape of a woman that's attractive to us is because that's the most fertile women.
03:08:06.000 The women that's going to be most likely to hold a baby to term and raise the child.
03:08:11.000 Yeah.
03:08:12.000 And that's why all those qualities that you like, a lot of men are really attracted to nurturing women.
03:08:18.000 You're really attracted to a woman who wants a cookie dinner, a woman who wants to give you a massage.
03:08:24.000 To a lot of guys, that's a big deal.
03:08:26.000 Because that's like a nurturing type woman that would be not just that way to you, but that way to your children, too.
03:08:32.000 We're talking about why, scientifically, are men into big ass shapes.
03:08:37.000 We're also talking about how back in the day asses weren't a big deal with Farrah Fawcett.
03:08:41.000 You never saw Farrah Fawcett's ass.
03:08:43.000 Wonder Woman.
03:08:44.000 Marilyn Monroe.
03:08:45.000 No.
03:08:46.000 Marilyn Monroe was curvy.
03:08:48.000 Yeah, but she wasn't sticking her ass out.
03:08:51.000 You're right.
03:08:51.000 She was curvy though.
03:08:53.000 You know where it might have happened?
03:08:54.000 J-Lo?
03:08:55.000 Remember Vita Guerra?
03:08:56.000 Yeah.
03:08:57.000 J-Lo was before that.
03:08:58.000 That was a girl who was famous, but she was famous just for her ass.
03:09:01.000 That's true.
03:09:02.000 Just for her ass with no internet.
03:09:03.000 No internet, dude.
03:09:05.000 Magazines.
03:09:05.000 Everybody knew who she was.
03:09:06.000 Dude, Vito Guerrero was the all-time ass queen.
03:09:11.000 Yo, this was pre-internet, right?
03:09:13.000 Pre-social media.
03:09:14.000 Look at that butt.
03:09:15.000 The best butt ass ever.
03:09:16.000 Get the fuck out of Dodge with that ass.
03:09:18.000 And that was earned.
03:09:20.000 It was DNA and earned.
03:09:22.000 He's Cuban or something.
03:09:23.000 Yeah, that's exactly what she was.
03:09:25.000 I know a guy who dated her and he was not into her.
03:09:32.000 Why?
03:09:35.000 He just...
03:09:35.000 Likes dudes?
03:09:39.000 I don't know, but he says there was nothing to talk about with her.
03:09:45.000 Hey man, sometimes that happens.
03:09:46.000 I'm not trying to talk with her.
03:09:48.000 Sometimes you just want to have a conversation, bro, and snuggle.
03:09:50.000 She's a singer, too.
03:09:51.000 Hey dude, sometimes you just want to talk about books.
03:09:54.000 She put out an album!
03:09:55.000 You know, sometimes with a gal, you give her a book and you say, hey...
03:09:59.000 Before we do anything physical, you read this, and I want to read it, and then let's talk.
03:10:02.000 Let's talk, yeah!
03:10:03.000 Let's talk about the book.
03:10:04.000 Dude, that was a great fucking reference, Joe.
03:10:07.000 I forgot about Vida Gria.
03:10:09.000 She was my favorite.
03:10:10.000 I had a poster in my college dorm room of her.
03:10:12.000 What's impressive is her ass superseded the internet.
03:10:16.000 It, like, bypassed it.
03:10:18.000 Are you sure it was before the internet?
03:10:19.000 I think it was.
03:10:20.000 Wasn't it right at the internet?
03:10:21.000 The internet was there, but it wasn't why she got famous.
03:10:23.000 She got famous from magazines, bro.
03:10:25.000 She was in Lowrider?
03:10:27.000 She was on top of that Lowrider with that ass out?
03:10:29.000 For sure, she had a push from the internet.
03:10:32.000 There was dudes passing her picture around and shit.
03:10:34.000 She would have been way bigger if she was current now.
03:10:36.000 Yeah, what I should say is, well, there's a lot of girls like her now.
03:10:39.000 She'd get lost in the shuffle.
03:10:40.000 What I'm saying is, like, then, she was one of the few girls that people would pass her photos around pre-social media.
03:10:46.000 Correct.
03:10:47.000 So it wasn't like...
03:10:48.000 It was like this girl on an Instagram page, and she had 10 million followers because of her ass.
03:10:52.000 It was like, guys like you would go, dude, look at this.
03:10:55.000 And you would send it to me, and I'd go, Jesus!
03:10:57.000 I hung a poster up in my dorm room.
03:10:59.000 And people emailed each other.
03:11:00.000 The FHM Maxim Lowrider?
03:11:04.000 Doesn't say.
03:11:05.000 Doesn't say in the bottom of the mark code?
03:11:07.000 2005. She's probably done 500 magazines.
03:11:10.000 2005. This is pre-social media.
03:11:11.000 Was she dating Nicholas Shea or some shit?
03:11:14.000 MySpace time.
03:11:15.000 MySpace time, but that wasn't the same as like Twitter, Facebook.
03:11:19.000 I bet she had a tremendous MySpace, right?
03:11:23.000 Oh, probably.
03:11:23.000 She probably crushed it.
03:11:25.000 Do you think she had Tom right in the upper left-hand corner?
03:11:28.000 What?
03:11:28.000 Tom.
03:11:29.000 Tom was always your friend.
03:11:30.000 Remember Tom was always your friend?
03:11:31.000 You just forced to be your friend.
03:11:32.000 It's fucked up, Tom.
03:11:34.000 You always had him in your fucking top eight, or whatever it was.
03:11:37.000 That might have been her MySpace.
03:11:38.000 Yeah.
03:11:39.000 Is she still relevant on Instagram now?
03:11:42.000 Is she all old and weathered?
03:11:43.000 Or is she like...
03:11:44.000 What's homegirl's name?
03:11:48.000 Who's the dying piece?
03:11:50.000 Who's on Modern Family?
03:11:51.000 600,000.
03:11:52.000 Oh, she's still killing it.
03:11:54.000 She still looks good.
03:11:55.000 Congratulations.
03:11:56.000 I'm not mad at her at all.
03:12:00.000 Hey, let's see if you find an actual...
03:12:03.000 There it is.
03:12:05.000 Still strong.
03:12:06.000 Still doing it, girl.
03:12:07.000 Strong.
03:12:08.000 Strong game.
03:12:09.000 She's got like horses.
03:12:10.000 God!
03:12:11.000 Jesus!
03:12:12.000 That's some DNA. That's from the motherland.
03:12:15.000 I don't know where the motherland is, but wherever it is, that's from the root.
03:12:17.000 Wherever she's from, it's the motherland.
03:12:19.000 She tapped into that shit like maple syrup.
03:12:22.000 God doggy.
03:12:23.000 Didn't she date someone really famous?
03:12:24.000 I hope so.
03:12:26.000 I hope you can come on the show and tell us about everything.
03:12:31.000 Congratulations.
03:12:31.000 What are we doing?
03:12:33.000 She's still doing it.
03:12:34.000 Let's end this with her.
03:12:35.000 I'm getting hot.
03:12:36.000 You were saying it was hot earlier, right?
03:12:37.000 There's a lot of dudes up in here.
03:12:39.000 I'm feeling all weird, fellas.
03:12:41.000 It's funky.
03:12:42.000 It's only dudes.
03:12:42.000 So we got through this.
03:12:43.000 She's going to have a million followers after this podcast uploads.
03:12:46.000 People know who she is.
03:12:47.000 This is our first fight companion other than kickboxing outside the UFC. That's right, man.
03:12:52.000 It's good.
03:12:53.000 It's been fun.
03:12:53.000 Hey, sorry about the nuclear war.
03:12:54.000 Sorry about the nuclear war.
03:12:56.000 I thought you made some good...
03:12:57.000 They're real.
03:12:57.000 Those bombs are real.
03:12:58.000 You just got into the points you're making, man.
03:13:00.000 I get it.
03:13:01.000 You just get a little caught up in conspiracies and sometimes it's just...
03:13:05.000 I get it.
03:13:06.000 I think dinosaurs are real, bro.
03:13:07.000 Okay.
03:13:07.000 That's all I'm saying.
03:13:08.000 I dig it.
03:13:08.000 My son thinks so.
03:13:10.000 I'm in Minnesota this weekend.
03:13:12.000 Friday, Saturday, Minnesota.
03:13:13.000 Oh, shit.
03:13:13.000 Where are you?
03:13:14.000 House of Comedy, Mall of America.
03:13:15.000 Beautiful.
03:13:16.000 And I'm in West Nyack the following weekend.
03:13:17.000 You know, that's trivia.
03:13:18.000 That's where Ari Shafir got arrested, or was almost getting arrested for dropping off edibles.
03:13:23.000 Isn't that where it was?
03:13:24.000 Wasn't it?
03:13:24.000 Yeah.
03:13:24.000 Minnesota, West Nyack.
03:13:25.000 T5K.com.
03:13:26.000 Me and Sam Tripoli, tinfoil hat comedy in San Francisco at Cobbs.
03:13:30.000 Oh, shit.
03:13:31.000 Oh, shit.
03:13:32.000 Friday, June 1st, and then at the Punchline in Sacramento, Saturday, June 2nd.
03:13:38.000 Get your tickets at LiveNation.com.
03:13:40.000 Thank you.
03:13:40.000 Dude, you've been with me at that place a dozen fucking times.
03:13:43.000 Yeah, that's a big room.
03:13:44.000 That's a great room.
03:13:45.000 Cobbs?
03:13:45.000 Cobbs in San Francisco.
03:13:46.000 What's my favorite?
03:13:47.000 Beautiful.
03:13:48.000 I love Cobbs.
03:13:48.000 And the next show at the Comedy Store, I don't know if it's sold out, we're doing those Joe Rogan and Friends shows.
03:13:54.000 The next one is the 24th, I think.
03:13:57.000 May 24th.
03:13:58.000 I don't know where my phone is.
03:13:59.000 May 24th.
03:14:00.000 JoeRogan.com.
03:14:01.000 Young Jamie, get one of them powerful t-shirts.
03:14:04.000 There's only a few left.
03:14:05.000 There's only a few left, you fucks.
03:14:06.000 Young Jamie has powerful hoodies and all kinds of shit.
03:14:09.000 YoungJamie.com.
03:14:11.000 Bye!
03:14:12.000 See ya!
03:14:14.000 That's a beautiful way to end it.