Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - February 21, 2016
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4 hours and 2 minutes
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210.7042
Summary
The Dada 5000 fan club meets for its first big meeting to discuss Cowboy Cerrone vs Cowboy Oliveira. We talk about the upcoming UFC fight between Cowboy and Donald Cowboy, and the recent death of Dana White's son. We also discuss the recent tragic death of former UFC middleweight champion Dana Weidman and the aftermath of his tragic death. We also talk about how the UFC is doing their research on the effects of head trauma on the athletes and their mental health, and how it affects the rest of the athletes in the sport of jiu-jitsu, MMA, mixed martial arts, and other sports. We end the episode with a special guest appearance from Eddie Bravo, Master of Jiu-Jitsu, and we get into the latest news in the world of the UFC, including the UFC's new rules regarding head injuries and concussions, as well as the new UFC rules regarding the use of head injuries in jiu jitsu and jiujitsu. We finish up the episode by talking about the UFC vs. UFC fight night and the future of UFC in the UFC and the UFC s future in the future, and much, much more! Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends about what's going on in the MMA world. Cheers, EJ and EJ! -Jon Sorrentino & Co! <333 -Jon & EJ . Jon & Jon -Eddie Bravo & Co. -J.B. . . . Jon & Ej - EJG. EJ. , EJ & CoDADADAD -S.J. & Co., EJ is here for the first big meetup! .. . . EJ&C. Jon and Co. are here to talk about UFC, UFC, and some other stuff! , and a little bit of UFC and MMA, and a bunch of other stuff. CHEERS! -Jon is here! Jon is here!! and we are live! (and we are in the middle of a fight club meeting. ! JB is in the house with EJ, and Jon is in a place that we all are at the UFC Fight Club, so we are here for our first big fight club! ) , so we re here for a meetup. (we are live!!) CHECK OUT!
Transcript
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The Dada 5000 fan club is here for its first big meeting.
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Cowboy Cerrone fighting another cowboy, Cowboy Oliveira.
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If you've never heard one of these before, you're like, oh, I'm hoping a podcast is going to talk about space or maybe perhaps birth control.
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Like, we kind of talk about the fights that are happening, but maybe not.
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It looks like Mark Munoz just does not want to do it anymore.
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Mark's issue was, you know, Mark was the captain of our team.
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I mean, we're talking, he was just, I mean, he fought at 185, he'd be 240, 250, but not like cool 240, 250. He was like butter bean.
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It was like part of what was going on in between camps.
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Yeah, like after the Weidman fight, he had super depression issues.
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There's the lost depression, and there's also the KO depression.
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And the more they're looking into that shit, you know that dude Dave Mira committed suicide?
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Because those BMXers get a ton of concussions, right?
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Slamming their head against the concrete and shit?
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And they fall from, you know, 30 feet up in the sky, have all that momentum, just whack!
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I've had some friends, I've watched people, I've had friends in all those sports and hurt themselves.
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Yeah, they hurt themselves and they become a different person.
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Their brain gets so scrambled, they're just not the same again.
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Yeah, that's a big part of head trauma, is depression.
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Like those dudes that do crazy BMX stuff and motocross tricks and flips and jumps?
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I've spent my whole life knowing a lot of these kids.
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And one of my buddies, same as me, has a couple of kids, his wife, and won a couple of X-Game gold medals.
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He's this tiny, frail, not frail, but he whips a bike around, but he's just smaller.
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And I'm like, I saw you this morning, 50 feet above the ground, upside down with a fucking motorcycle.
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Everybody's got their own idea of what's scary, though.
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For some people, the scariest thing in the world is public speaking.
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But to me, the idea of jumping, flipping through the air in a motorcycle, fuck all that.
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I'm tiny, but I've been good at just about everything I've done.
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The problem is just there's a lot of people on the fucking mountain.
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But you're coming down the mountain, and you're like, don't get hurt, don't get hurt, don't get hurt, don't get hurt.
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Don't get hurt, don't get hurt, don't get hurt.
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So there's all these people that are zipping and zagging.
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There's people way better than you, and there's people that suck worse than you.
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And, you know, you're managing all this stuff as you're going down.
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There's so many people on the mountain, man, because it was, I guess, President's Day weekend?
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Well, I try and do things I used to do when I was in high school.
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Like, oh my god, I can rodeo that, or I can frontside five that, or do something over this jump, and then I end up...
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My brother, on the other hand, was really good.
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But of course, he blew out his knee twice, two collarbone breaks...
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When you land wrong and you land face down, I've been with guys, friends that are crazy like that, and I would just slide down the mountain.
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Collarbone is one of those moves that assholes think they could end a fight with.
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I've never even heard of a guy getting his collarbone broken like that.
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Like, if you make believe you don't want to fight, and you're like, dude, let's just talk this out.
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Okay, a straight punch to collarbone ain't doing jack shit.
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From downtown if you're standing there waiting for it.
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You're talking to a girl and he's like, hey, boom!
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His buddy distraction comes up and he's fucking cautious.
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People talk tough guy stuff when they say, like, I'll hit a guy in the sternum or I'll hit a guy in the collarbone.
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Well, Eddie Bravo and I had the worst guy ever.
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There was a guy who told us he would grab your thumbnail.
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He would grab your thumb and press down your thumbnail.
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There's a pressure point on the tip of your thumb.
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Like, you just want to hit him with a frying pan.
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Dude, if I'm that guy and I'm selling that lie to chicks to get laid, and Joe Rogan comes around, I'm not saying shit.
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Meanwhile, all you have to do is suck your thumbs before you fight him and he's doomed.
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They allow you to fight with herpes, believe me.
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The guy who stepped in his place is Augusto Mendes, Taquino.
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That guy beat Hoffa Mendes to win the world championship.
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So the guy, Taquino, is fighting fucking tonight.
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He was preparing for a guy with no jiu-jitsu, and all of a sudden he's got a guy who's one of the best jiu-jitsu artists in the fucking world.
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I hate saying this shit because I played basketball in high school, so I never called myself a basketball player.
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And he had all these boxing fights and kickboxing, amateur MMA. He definitely doesn't suck.
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Extra Little Fact Taquino used to date Mackenzie Dern.
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Yeah, she's the best jiu-jitsu girl on the planet.
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Because then you've got to deal with all the Gracies if you date her.
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I've got to do the Gracie diet and shit all the time.
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Mad props to Hoist Gracie, even though there was some crazy thing with Ken Shamrock.
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Hoist went out there and did what he does and...
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If he submitted him, you could say, did what he does.
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You're just saying that because he doesn't like you.
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I thought Ken was really hesitant, standing on the outside.
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I'm saying Ken, compared to Hoist's footwear, Hoist wasn't doing much.
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There's no threat to his striking, so I was like super surprised that Ken wasn't lighting him up.
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Because if you go back to like Ken that fought Fujita, Ken had some fucking legit leg kicks, some good power.
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I mean, I don't know what's going on with his body, but I would have thought Ken would have fucked his legs up.
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If I was in Ken's corner, I would say, you're going to kick the shit out of this dude's legs.
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It's not like he's going to drop you with one straight right hand.
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So what you do is, you paw with the hands, and you come in and you throw bomb leg kicks.
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I would have thought Ken would have just lit those legs on fire.
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But at the same time, Hoist's chance was on the ground.
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If Hoist's number one strategy was to take a guy down, that would make you hesitant throwing leg kicks, right?
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Not if you're You're Ken Shamrock with his wrestling background and his striking.
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Yeah, Hoist is not like a D1 wrestler who's 20 years old.
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Hey, has there ever been a bigger shit show than that Bellator fight?
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It was filled with cheeseburgers and fried chicken and orange soda.
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Is there any way you could have trained for that fight?
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I mean, he might have trained for a couple of days.
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It's not like you didn't know you were going to do this.
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If it's an amateur fight, you'd be chomping at the bit to get at those guys.
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All you have to do is dance around for a few minutes.
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A low-level college wrestler would have fucked those dudes up.
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How about the one exchange where Dada just sort of laid down and Kimbo just rolled over on top of him?
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It was like, let's just take this to the ground.
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Early in the first round, though, it didn't look so bad.
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I was like, okay, Kimbo's got some ground skills.
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I thought, okay, this guy's going to get fucked up.
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Have you seen the documentary that Dada comes from, Dog Fights?
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But that's where I was like, damn, Dada has some hands, man.
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You come from fighting on the back streets of Miami, and then you're fucking launched into Bellator.
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Not only that, he's 2-0, and I think his last opponent, whoever was talking about it on the broadcast, was talking about the record of his last opponent.
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That was like a midget fight, you know what I mean?
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That showed that maybe Bellator just was a little too eager to try to do things that the UFC wasn't willing to do.
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When you come out, you have Tyson commentating and he's drunk.
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All the stuff that the UFC wouldn't do, Bellator's like, we're gonna do it.
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I think he might have been on a whole career of getting punched in the head.
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Hopefully when I have brain trauma like that catches up, I hope I'm like that.
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When Melvin Gillard got knocked out, he's like, which way did he go?
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He's like, look where you're going to be eventually.
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But just in the grand scheme of things like Bellator, they signed Ben Henderson, who's a fucking monster.
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And you want to get all these other guys to come over.
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I think they eventually got to let all that stuff go.
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Because if they keep doing it, they're going to really lose credibility.
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That name, they're sticking with that stupid fucking name and they're calling it Bellator Kickboxing too.
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You rest assured, you're absolutely only going to get people that are fans of Bellator already.
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They're going to take it seriously and look for it.
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People that are flipping through the channels, when they see Bellator live, what does that mean?
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But if you have MMA like, oh, Kraus got it again.
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Damn, this dude knows how to turn away from chokes.
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But I'm just thinking, if they just turned it into MMA, oh, look at this, Kraus hits an armbar.
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If they just turned it into MMA, everybody knows what MMA is.
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I thought it was because of the Yakuza, but I guess it's...
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Do you pay attention to the sneaky shit that the fucking Athletic Commission did to Vanderlei?
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The dude hasn't been able to make any money in over a year.
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And the Athletic Commission totally did him dirty.
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The judge overrules it, says that you can't do that.
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You can't just deny him a right to make a living.
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Vandele gets a release from the UFC, signs to fight Fedor and Ryzen.
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So they say, okay, we are going to change your suspension from a lifetime ban three years, so it's retroactive.
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So he still has a year and a half to go, so he can't take this fight.
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If he goes over there and takes that fight, they'll view it as a violation.
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He won't be able to fight in the United States.
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He'll never be able to fight in the United States, so he's stuck over there.
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Bellator will probably pay him some serious fucking money.
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He's gonna fight for one FC? No one watches that.
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You know, Ben Askren's been whooping Chinese dudes' asses over there for a year and a half.
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Ben Askren's ragdolling, beating the fuck out of dudes.
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I like they allow him to do his knees on the ground.
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I think his first fight was 1FC. I'm pretty sure.
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Yeah, his first fight was NFC. His last fight was Ryzen though.
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But if I'm Wanderlei, what are you going to do, wait around?
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I just think it's dirty what the Athletic Commission did.
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They suspended him right after he takes his fight.
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So by violating it, essentially they're playing little games.
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Because by him violating that, they're really like...
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Yeah, but all they had to do, like how many months away is that fight?
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If they just gave him two years, he would have been out.
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He would have been done at the end of July, he would have been able to fight, and they gave him an extra year, so he's fucked.
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Two years is what you're supposed to get, because that's what you would have got if he tested positive.
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Pretend he was positive, then he's two years, you fine him for whatever, and you let the guy have a goddamn fucking career.
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First of all, why is it three years when he didn't test positive if it's two years if he did test positive?
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If a guy runs from a test, assume he's positive.
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Every fighter who runs from a test should be penalized as if they tested positive.
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How about your boy Justin Wren wants to fight Kimbo Slice?
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Because Justin Wren, you can hit that dude in the head with a rock.
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I think Justin takes him down and beats his beard in.
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He takes him down if he wants to, but if he's standing with him, all he has to do is keep moving.
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But you know, the reason Justin wants to fight is because it's such a big fight so he can build wells in fucking Africa.
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It's a good story, especially Kimbo's last fight.
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You know Justin and Kimbo were supposed to fight on Ultimate Fighter 10?
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The week of the fight, the suits came in like, hey, Justin.
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For ratings, we gotta do this, and then they put in Roy Nelson.
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Well, that's even dumber, because Roy Nelson is very fucking skilled.
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I don't think they wanted Kimbo to do well, is what I'm trying to tell you.
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Because they knew he was going to lose, because, to be honest, anyone with a good...
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So whoever got that first crack at him, he was probably going to get fucked up.
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So now Justin's like, yo, we're supposed to fight.
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Yeah, he's definitely got different motivation than everybody else.
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Because I would take that money and buy watches and cars and shit.
00:24:48.000
You can escape into an arm triangle right there.
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Dude, that McGregor Dos Anjos makes my dick hard.
00:25:07.000
I think the toughest matchup possible in the UFC for McGregor is Dos Anjos.
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I think the easier fight is Robbie Lawler for him.
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And I've been thinking about that a lot lately.
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God, I hate everyone fucking talking about this right now.
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I'm like, well, if he does knock out Dasanio's...
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Him and Robbie are going to fucking throw down.
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You think he's just going to move around a while?
00:25:41.000
At 170. He fucks everybody up at 170. Why wouldn't he go 185?
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He's already stating publicly that he's not afraid of any weight class.
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Everybody at 170, stay the fuck away from Wonderboy.
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What he did to Johnny Hendrix should be against the law.
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They should have separated them and go, whoa, whoa, whoa, not tonight.
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Hendrix came in shape, had all his fucking shit figured out.
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It's been years that sport karate has this one element that no one knows how to fuck with.
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These Raymond Daniels guys that jump in and attack and then jump out before you can do anything about it.
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And if you don't have some serious Nicky Holtzkin style or Joseph Valtellini style Muay Thai skills where you can get hands up high and chop those legs.
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Look at what Raymond Daniels does to everybody except Nicky Holtzkin and Joseph Valtellino in glory.
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But everybody else gets 360 wheel kicked in the head.
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Touches you with the side kick and then spins the back kick to the face.
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Why would you give him the worst matchup possible?
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Why wouldn't you give Roy an opportunity to stop the hype train if he's believing it so strongly?
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Okay, what do you think Roy's gonna be able to do to him?
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I just want to, you know, carry him into the woods.
00:27:41.000
I don't think the UFC has announced that fight because I don't know if it's 100%.
00:27:50.000
I might have done a video where I hyped it up already.
00:28:01.000
I think Roy McDonald's too smart to fall into his traps.
00:28:05.000
He's got to kickbox with them when they're on the outside.
00:28:15.000
That's the biggest battery I've ever seen on one of those things.
00:28:28.000
You could go fucking hiking in the Alps with that battery.
00:29:07.000
You got a kick with Wonderboy, and Connor's kicks are just nowhere near the level of Wonderboy's.
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His hands are better than Wonderboy's, I think.
00:29:20.000
What Connor has in that left hand is what, for us, a hobby likes to call the touch of death.
00:29:26.000
At 145, not 55 and 70. You're talking about bigger boys.
00:29:29.000
He was knocking motherfuckers dead at 155 with one punch.
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I mean, I don't know if he could do that in the UFC at 155. Different level.
00:29:44.000
But I believe the kind of power that Conor has, he just has that undeniable power.
00:29:52.000
I just don't know if he's going to be able to do it.
00:29:57.000
That motherfucker closes gaps on you before you even realize he's on top of you.
00:30:03.000
Two guys who are pretty fucking skillful strikers.
00:30:06.000
He closes that distance on you in a surprising way.
00:30:14.000
And with that Nick Curzon dude training him, man, he's got 15 gas tanks.
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They're doing all these crazy plyometric drills.
00:30:26.000
And then you've got, you know, you've got fucking, he's got King's MMA, right?
00:30:33.000
Yeah, Rafael Cordero is one of the greatest striking instructors in the world.
00:30:42.000
Honestly, as far as match-up-wise, you break the fight down, I can't think of a worse match-up for Conor.
00:30:49.000
If he beats him, he goes right to Robbie Lawler for UFC 200. And the world explodes.
00:30:53.000
Dude, if he beats him, he'd be the greatest UFC fighter of all time.
00:30:59.000
Alright, here's an argument that I was having with somebody.
00:31:04.000
Mighty Mouse right now, do you agree he's the best pound-for-pound guy?
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Because the risk, the reward, he can make mistakes.
00:31:21.000
Different than Jon Jones, Gustafson, DC. Different than Rumble.
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I don't think Gustafson knocks you dead with one punch any easier than Dotson does.
00:31:29.000
Matter of fact, I think Dotson offers more danger on the feet.
00:31:38.000
Okay, so at the very least, he's number two pound for pound best in the world.
00:31:44.000
A lot of other people think he's number one, including Boss Rootin, but what the fuck's he now, right?
00:31:56.000
So he becomes the first Olympic gold medalist in wrestling that wins a flyweight title.
00:32:06.000
If Demetrius Mighty Mouse Johnson is the best guy right now, and you've fought him before.
00:32:10.000
I know you look at him like today, and you look at what he's been able to do over his last few fights, it's hard to argue a more dominant champion.
00:32:21.000
Yes, a long time ago at 135. He's a different fighter then.
00:32:27.000
That's why he's not my pound for pound number one.
00:32:44.000
Didn't he separate his clavicle or something off that fucking dump he did on Matt Hamill?
00:32:48.000
No, he separated his fucking elbow driving into his orbital.
00:32:54.000
But a total dominant performance, you can never call that a loss.
00:33:02.000
We haven't seen John get, it was so close like a fight with Ian McCall.
00:33:10.000
I think John's the best, but DJ's definitely out there.
00:33:17.000
If Cejudo beats him, is he like the best combat sport athlete ever?
00:33:24.000
But if he can beat the best guy ever, is it a Styles?
00:33:28.000
I mean, arguably, if you're looking at someone who's an Olympic gold medalist and then becomes a world champion in the UFC, that's one of the greatest...
00:33:38.000
Resume like as far as like accomplishments on paper the only thing that comes close is Alistair winning the k1 Grand Prix if he won the UFC title if Alistair won the k1 Grand Prix He won Strike Force.
00:33:48.000
He was a Strike Force heavyweight champion He was a dream heavyweight champion and like arguably in MMA Alistair is one of if not the most one of the most decorated guys in all sports, right?
00:33:59.000
K1 Grand Prix is the pinnacle the pinnacle of heavyweight kickboxing.
00:34:02.000
So if Cejudo Wins a gold fucking medal in the Olympic Games, and then goes on to win UFC gold.
00:34:10.000
He's right up there with one of the most accomplished mixed martial arts athletes ever.
00:34:13.000
He definitely could be, and they should be marketing the fuck of him to Mexico.
00:34:34.000
She's bigger than us, but she makes more money.
00:34:39.000
Any problem doesn't even know what weight you fight in.
00:34:45.000
It's a strange phenomenon because in boxing, it's the same thing.
00:35:08.000
When he was in his prime, Nonito Donaire can crack.
00:35:11.000
Is it because you want, when you think of fighters, think of like heroes, you know what I'm saying?
00:35:18.000
Because people look at you and they're like, Ian McCall, you would rip their dick off.
00:35:25.000
But the problem is, when people are watching this shit, everybody thinks that they can kick ass when they watch this stuff.
00:35:36.000
Tell you what, you want to talk about a world beater in the gym?
00:35:39.000
I've heard stories about Joe Riggs back when Rich Franken was a champion, and people were saying if Joe Riggs could fight in the octagon the way he spars sometimes, like he catches these rhythms, where, I mean, back then especially, he's had a rough career, you know, he's been in a lot of fights,
00:36:02.000
Yes, but when he was on fire, like when he was at his best, they were saying he was like hell on wheels in the gym.
00:36:09.000
People were like, if he could just get it together, he's a fucking world champion.
00:36:15.000
In the Denver scene, he was like the guy coming up.
00:36:19.000
And I never trained with him, and he was a southpaw.
00:36:22.000
We couldn't find any southpaws when I was getting ready to fight Crow Cop.
00:36:25.000
So they bring Camozzi in, the nicest guy ever, and his coach goes, hey, listen, man, you're a lot bigger than Chris, but he moves and you need a southpaw so your coach calls, we're going to bring him down, but he has a fight.
00:36:37.000
I think he was fighting in Australia on a two-week notice.
00:36:44.000
For whatever reason, 30 seconds into it, I go to throw a hook and he charges into it, break his nose.
00:36:54.000
I don't know if he won, but he went through, I think, a decision.
00:37:03.000
How hard is it for guys like you where you have to work with lighter guys or guys like you who have to work with heavier guys?
00:37:12.000
We always say that the jujitsu guys that have the best technique are the guys who are the smaller guys.
00:37:20.000
Eddie's style, your style was based a lot on when you didn't lift weights.
00:37:27.000
But you think about guys like Barrett Yoshida, you think about Hoyler, like the smaller guys are known to have like this razor razor, the Mendez brothers, razor sharp technique, right?
00:37:39.000
Yeah, if you're trained for an MMA fight, how often did you have to spar guys that were like way heavier than you?
00:37:45.000
I've been manicured for so long that it's been a while.
00:37:51.000
You know, when you're going with a real big guy, you're so small.
00:37:56.000
You mean, like, they take care of your camp much more efficiently?
00:38:09.000
Yeah, and then Jason House, my agent, always has guys in the gym.
00:38:14.000
We have 50 people that can fight amateur level to pro, and they're all under 150. That's the advantage of being small.
00:38:35.000
In MMA and boxing, we were talking about earlier, we want to watch bigger guys.
00:38:40.000
I think maybe we want to watch bigger guys because bigger guys hit harder and bigger guys get knocked out easier.
00:38:46.000
And little guys, it's hard to knock out little guys.
00:38:48.000
Because in jiu-jitsu, we'd rather watch the little guys.
00:38:59.000
And you see more submissions with the little guys.
00:39:01.000
The big guys, you see a bunch of dudes just holding and shitting.
00:39:06.000
Okay, how about when Demetrius Mighty Mouse Johnson knocked out Benavidez with one punch?
00:39:11.000
I think if we saw that more often, I think if little guys got knocked out...
00:39:15.000
I think if little guys got knocked out easier than big guys or more than big guys, we would like the little guys.
00:39:23.000
When's the last time you saw a small guy in a porno?
00:39:34.000
I thought they were smaller with regular dicks so that the dick looked bigger than...
00:39:40.000
But psychologically, if you watch someone, and even if he beats up someone who's smaller than you, if you can say in your head, even if you're wrong, if you can say in your head, couldn't do that to me, then you're not as It's like when you watch Rumble, put someone in orbit.
00:39:53.000
You see Rumble hit people and put them in orbit and you just go, oh fuck, I gotta get out of this room.
00:40:00.000
Yeah, it's a totally different appeal because he's so fucking powerful at 205 that you're like, well that would definitely work on me.
00:40:10.000
They go 125, he weighs less than my girlfriend.
00:40:24.000
That would have been the best fight on this card.
00:40:31.000
In boxing, Chiquita Gonzalez, remember Chiquita against Michael Carball back in the day in the 80s?
00:40:46.000
On TV, they put him on like regular TV, like ABC Wide World of Sports and shit like that.
00:40:54.000
Did he fight on TV? They used to do a lot more of that back then, for sure.
00:41:02.000
Didn't he have a gigantic following in Phoenix?
00:41:16.000
But he started his career eight weight classes lower.
00:41:20.000
If you're knocking people out, people want to see.
00:41:26.000
You know, Jose Aldo, small guy, I mean, considering.
00:41:33.000
That motherfucker didn't lose in nine years and they had to sell him to us against Conor.
00:41:42.000
Well, there's a lot more to being a star than just knocking people out.
00:41:56.000
Shit, I was crunk for Dada because his fat ass was fine.
00:42:26.000
The dude was a real tough Marine, I remember, I think.
00:42:32.000
The dude was tough as fuck and just ate those shots.
00:42:38.000
And that was one of the things I was gonna say, man.
00:42:40.000
If it wasn't for, like, in your last fight with, uh, um, what's his name?
00:42:48.000
Dude, you took some fucking shots in that fight that the guys that are not as tough as you I was like holy shit like as a friend That was a hard one to watch because like in the second round I think is when he hit you with some fucking vicious body shots He hit you with some really hard bombs was it the second or the third?
00:43:06.000
There was a moment in that fight where I was like, oh Jesus.
00:43:20.000
My coach says it's because, you know, it's because I died.
00:43:24.000
But same with me and my other training partner and coach, Romeo Danza, he died getting shot.
00:43:28.000
So we both kind of had a weird tolerance to pain.
00:43:34.000
And I just remember going like, holy shit, man.
00:43:42.000
When Francisco Rivera just decided to stand and bang with him, and he's another dude I really like.
00:43:50.000
And I think he got a raw deal in the Uriah Federer fight.
00:43:52.000
The referee should have stopped that when the eye poke happened.
00:43:59.000
I thought he would move and use his skills and light him up.
00:44:03.000
Maybe he just got hit and he just wanted to hit him back.
00:44:07.000
When you train with Cisco in the gym, all of a sudden he starts kicking and you're like, what the fuck?
00:44:12.000
He has a sick, diverse, super technical, open, beautiful hip rotation, everything on all kinds of kicks.
00:44:21.000
And then all of a sudden you crack him and he's just fucking plants there in one seat.
00:44:27.000
I love watching that dude fight, but I felt like, man, he got a raw deal in the Faber fight, you know, and then to stand right in front of Lineker like that and just throw down in his next fight, like, this is crazy.
00:44:39.000
I wonder if he just thought that he could get him.
00:44:56.000
He seems to be just as heavy-handed at 135, which made this fight so fucking interesting.
00:45:10.000
Although, like, by an advantage or something like that, but still, just to even tie with Hafa Mendes, to keep Hafa Mendes from tapping you is huge.
00:45:21.000
No, it's cool, but I don't see someone get punched in the face.
00:45:24.000
But that was in the gi, and he's, you know, so I don't know if all his jiu-jitsu is going to translate to MMA. We're going to see.
00:45:35.000
Camozzi did what he wanted to do and Riggs didn't get a chance to do it.
00:45:40.000
Think about how many knees he took that he blocked on that arm.
00:46:06.000
I probably shouldn't say anything, but my arm popped again this week.
00:46:14.000
I had a fully torn bicep tendon, two labral tears, and a fully torn rotator cuff.
00:46:21.000
Carla actually had her labrum done a week before me.
00:46:23.000
My doctor's like, oh yeah, we'll have it done, just like her, same shit.
00:46:26.000
And after, I remember I'm sitting there, he called me a couple days later, he's like, so how you doing?
00:46:31.000
I'm like, dude, did you fucking tap dance on my shoulder?
00:46:35.000
And then he told me everything he had to do, and then I had stem cell put in it.
00:46:46.000
My arm is strong, but all of a sudden I'll be moving, and I'll throw it, and it'll just boom.
00:46:52.000
It won't feel good, and I'll kind of just keep shadowboxing.
00:46:56.000
You know, I throw a punch the other day doing like movement drills around this ball and it just popped and I just fell to the ground holding it.
00:47:07.000
No, no, I just felt the pop somewhere in my bicep to the middle of my arm region.
00:47:18.000
See, but I fractured and dislocated this elbow wrestling.
00:47:21.000
I've had three surgeries on this hand, two breaks, I've had a bad infection in this arm.
00:47:29.000
So this side of my body- Right now you have two bulging discs?
00:47:31.000
Yeah, this side of my body's kind of fucked up.
00:47:43.000
For me, my issues with my neck went all the way down to my fingers.
00:47:52.000
But, uh, yeah, now, like I told my mom a fucking month ago, she's like, are you gonna keep doing this?
00:48:18.000
If he's really a male model, he would have a different haircut.
00:48:23.000
Like, everybody into MMA knows, okay, Sage lost, and everyone's making fun of him now.
00:48:44.000
I tap people with their arm like that all the time.
00:48:49.000
His hate comes from he got so much hype and he got paid so much more than other vets.
00:48:53.000
So other fighters are kind of like, what the fuck, man?
00:48:57.000
If you're him, you're like, dude, I didn't ask for this.
00:49:05.000
Are people really concerned that the other fighters are like jealous?
00:49:13.000
So when the fighters put that out, like your boy Tony Ferguson, right?
00:49:17.000
Like when the fighters put that out, then the fans go, yeah, fuck that guy.
00:49:22.000
When someone's that beautiful, they have so many advantages, it's not nice.
00:49:29.000
I mean, all due respect, but Brian Barbarina, his body don't look nothing like that.
00:49:47.000
And, you know, they were all telling me after the fight, I said, does he tap guys like that all the time?
00:49:51.000
And they're like, yeah, his squeeze is ridiculous.
00:49:55.000
Kavanaugh was telling me he gets guys in that position and just taps everybody.
00:49:59.000
He apparently has this insane head and arm closure.
00:50:08.000
He wasn't trying to pass or improve his body position on that choke.
00:50:12.000
When you see that, and you stay in sub positions where you don't get the ultimate squeeze, but you do control their body, that's when you know a guy knows what he's doing.
00:50:23.000
If he's got to get all the way side control and lay on his stomach and start twisting, you've got to do all that to squeeze that, to get a tap out of that?
00:50:40.000
And the Sage kid, he really did legitimately, 100% have strep throat, and he was in the hospital two days before that fight.
00:50:49.000
And I'm not an antibiotic, but just imagine having strep throat and having someone clamp down on your neck.
00:51:01.000
He's 19 years old, and he's in there kicking ass.
00:51:17.000
Me and Big Brown will teach you the slang dick.
00:51:21.000
So what do you think of that Tony Ferguson versus Magomedov?
00:51:28.000
You know what I said when I did the countdown show?
00:51:30.000
I said this easily could be a world championship fight.
00:51:33.000
One of these guys, either guy can be the champion, either guy can be the challenger.
00:51:37.000
This is a legit world championship caliber fight.
00:51:39.000
The X-Factor's, uh, how, uh, Habib's body, whether he's healthy.
00:51:44.000
How's he gonna perform, taking all this time off, and Tony's a motherfucker to fight for.
00:51:48.000
And Tony, Tony's hard to manhandle, like, uh, Magomedov is used to manhandle.
00:51:55.000
And Tony's striking has gotten so goddamn good.
00:51:58.000
Magomedov, If he gets a hold of Tony, Tony's going for a ride.
00:52:07.000
You have a perfect, symmetrical wrestler who does everything correct over and over and over and over again.
00:52:15.000
Who has great fucking basics, but he's also hitting that wild ass Grammy roll from every position.
00:52:21.000
And it was fucking boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:52:26.000
I think it's going to be because they both have- Called wild cards.
00:52:28.000
Well, what Nurmagomedov loves to do is control.
00:52:31.000
He gets you on top and he beats the fuck out of you and holds you in place.
00:52:34.000
But Tony's so dynamic, I don't know if he's going to be able to hold him down the way he's going to be able to hold other people down.
00:52:39.000
And you can see guys when they fight Habib where they break.
00:52:42.000
You can see where they're just like, this motherfucker's going to do this.
00:53:08.000
Long article about how awesome his fucking dad is and family is and just...
00:53:28.000
That changes everything when you come back from that.
00:53:32.000
Because in football, when you come back from one knee surgery, you may never be the same.
00:53:36.000
If you're a running back or a quarterback that scrambles, that's what happens to all the quarterbacks that scramble.
00:53:41.000
They're doing great in college and they survive.
00:53:43.000
But as soon as they get hurt in the pros, man, now they've got to stay in the pocket.
00:53:48.000
Their knees are shot and that's where they fucking close.
00:53:50.000
And MMA is way more demanding than that on your knees.
00:53:55.000
Someone's throwing head kicks your way, or you're trying to stuff a takedown, and you're sprawling and trying to turn while someone's driving towards you.
00:54:02.000
That's why if you have a body that's prone to injury, especially if you've wrestled your whole life, and it starts to build up, like it came, man.
00:54:09.000
That motherfucker can't stay healthy for nothing.
00:54:12.000
But I think Nurmagomedov, it's not a coincidence.
00:54:19.000
At least three champions out of that fucking gym and two current.
00:54:27.000
But they're also getting guys with a lot of miles on them.
00:54:35.000
Luke Rockhold's got a nice, sweet odometer, though, baby.
00:54:43.000
I was gonna call him a Prius, but he's not a Prius.
00:54:54.000
Well, I think that a guy like him is the future, you know?
00:55:07.000
He kicks hard, but he's got a good balance between being strong and being long.
00:55:12.000
Like, some long guys, they're just not as strong.
00:55:14.000
Anderson was always a long guy, but not a strong guy.
00:55:19.000
Like, Anderson's never manhandled anybody the way Rockhold can manhandle you.
00:55:25.000
We'll see what he did to Wyman when he gets him on the ground.
00:55:26.000
Those long guys that are strong like that, Jon Jones is the poster boy.
00:55:31.000
Because people say how long he is, you get in the clinch with him, and I've wrestled with Jon, and it's like, what planet is this dude from?
00:55:41.000
When DC was fighting him, and he took DC down that first round, DC was like, oh shit.
00:55:58.000
You know me, I'm the number one fan of John, but I love how everyone's like, no, he's changed.
00:56:03.000
Because on Instagram he's posting videos of working out and shit?
00:56:08.000
Dude, I'm buying he's the baddest motherfucker on the planet and he's swole now.
00:56:32.000
Remember, Bermudez was on, I think, a seven or eight fight win streak?
00:56:36.000
Well, Kawajiri's had some tough fights in MMA period because the first big one he had was with Melendez and it was back when Zufa had purchased Strikeforce and they reinstated elbows.
00:56:49.000
Gilbert took him down and it was the first time that Gilbert...
00:56:56.000
It was the first time, I think, in Strikeforce where they allowed elbows on the ground.
00:57:01.000
Because when Gilbert had been fighting before, even though he's a wrestler, he couldn't use elbows on the ground.
00:57:06.000
They had like a Pride similar rule set before the UFC bought it.
00:57:23.000
And when guys fought their whole career without elbows, and then all of a sudden they use elbows, they get more...
00:57:28.000
A guy like Gilbert, it's a huge weapon for him because he's wrestling so good.
00:57:39.000
He had a couple tough fights after that, and he just...
00:57:43.000
When you have a beatdown like that Gilbert Melendez fight.
00:57:53.000
Dude, the heavyweights have some fucking fights.
00:57:58.000
These motherfuckers said, no, neither of us are going anywhere.
00:58:00.000
We're going to train at the same camp and fight each other.
00:58:03.000
But I guess you're just coming at different times.
00:58:13.000
Does each guy have, like, one member of the crew he takes as his corner guy?
00:58:19.000
Especially heavyweights at Jackson's, you know?
00:58:26.000
What if they sparred to help each other get sharp to fight each other?
00:58:44.000
But do you think Arlovsky would say no to that?
00:58:54.000
I thought Arlowski hated me forever when we traded together, but no, he's just kind of quiet.
00:59:01.000
If they train together, how long do you think they've trained together?
00:59:10.000
But if anyone's going to leave, it's going to be over because Arlowski's been there way longer.
00:59:20.000
And Orlowski, back when they first started working with him, everybody thought he was done.
00:59:25.000
Yeah, and this motherfucker was about to fight for a title before he fought Stipe.
00:59:31.000
Oh, and then they're doing Verdum Stipe in Brazil.
00:59:37.000
This fucking show looks so bad, it looks like it's fake.
00:59:52.000
It's Breaking Bad, but the story of the lawyer.
01:00:17.000
I watched the first one and didn't start watching it for another five years.
01:00:20.000
I need a show to watch, but I need Breaking Bad.
01:00:25.000
I watched the first episode, and I walked away.
01:00:36.000
You know what's a great documentary that I just passed up?
01:00:39.000
There was a new release on Netflix called Cartel Land, and I thought, oh, it sounds like a cheat.
01:00:49.000
I almost didn't watch it because of Cartel Land.
01:01:01.000
He's like, we're not letting these cartel people come and take our fucking villages.
01:01:10.000
They leave this motherfucker mic'd up, and he's going to give a speech.
01:01:16.000
He goes to the side piece house, and he goes, yeah, bueno, bueno.
01:01:40.000
He's telling everybody, everybody, we all need machine guns.
01:01:44.000
We're going to drive the cartel out of our city.
01:01:46.000
So they decided to all fucking, they got strapped.
01:01:53.000
It's a long, dude, there's a lot of shit that happens.
01:02:24.000
...who gets his staff to fill in the middle for Joe, because you skip the beginning, the end.
01:02:30.000
The hero hooks up with his side piece at the end.
01:02:37.000
One of the greatest documentaries of all goddamn time.
01:02:48.000
You're also the guy that loved the Hoist Gracie fight, though.
01:02:50.000
Yeah, let's figure that was just about to ask that.
01:03:01.000
Oh, that was like, they should have called it a special street match or something.
01:03:06.000
They should have said, okay, we're going to show this for pure entertainment value, but it's not MMA. It's just two dudes, just brawl.
01:03:13.000
I think you put Dada and Kimbo and let Justin Redd fight both at the same time.
01:03:18.000
If they're going to do shit shows, let's get real here.
01:03:20.000
Well, I don't think they thought that was going to be as bad as it was.
01:03:23.000
No, they thought Kimbo was going to knock me on the first round.
01:03:25.000
Well, I don't think anybody anticipated those guys would gas like that.
01:03:29.000
That was the worst gassing in the history of gassing.
01:03:32.000
If you trained some of Justin's pygmies, they would beat the show.
01:03:36.000
Yeah, but they had a little bit of an excuse because they were fighting.
01:03:44.000
Well, Dada swung some bombs, but he just had zero in the early parts of the round before Kimbo took him down.
01:03:56.000
You know, I mean, who knows how he's really training?
01:04:02.000
Well, you know, I mean, that's never been what he's doing, right?
01:04:10.000
I mean, I kind of get that he wants to fight and fight legitimate.
01:04:13.000
I kind of get that he's got to take that paycheck.
01:04:15.000
But I just wish he had like a real strength and conditioning coach or a real trainer.
01:04:20.000
You don't become dotted 5,000 by hiring a real strength and conditioning coach.
01:04:32.000
I think if he could fight in the backyard for the same amount of money, he's doing it.
01:04:37.000
You know, you take a guy like that, and you bring him to a legit place.
01:04:42.000
I kind of think he made some good money, though.
01:04:44.000
But if you take a guy like that, and you brought him to a Greg Jackson.
01:04:53.000
Maybe he just changes his attitude completely after this fight.
01:05:02.000
We're not talking about him going in there and sparring with an in-prime Shane Carwin and getting fucking night night every day.
01:05:08.000
Are you talking about the Brendan Shaw program?
01:05:14.000
He'll do what CM Punk has done and he'll finally realize that this isn't a fucking good idea.
01:05:26.000
He was giving Dennis Bermudez a little bit of a knee to the back.
01:05:44.000
Yes, the sides you can, just not directly on the spine.
01:05:52.000
So you can hit a person, like, right next to the spine.
01:05:57.000
You can hit him right next to the spine with your knees.
01:05:59.000
And when someone's on the ground, you can knee them right next to the spine.
01:06:24.000
But some referees will warn you if you get too close to the spine.
01:06:33.000
But it's weird because you can if you're on the bottom of guard.
01:06:36.000
Yes, but it's not because it's going 6 to 12. Yes.
01:06:41.000
You're going in this motion instead of this motion.
01:06:47.000
It's like if you jerk off knuckles up, is it really jerking off?
01:06:54.000
When you're trying to lube it up, I guess you do it.
01:06:57.000
Damn, Kawajiri's relentless with his takedowns here.
01:07:11.000
Can you imagine during the climax part, you're going like this?
01:07:15.000
Imagine the only way to get yourself to come, you gotta hit it.
01:07:23.000
You've seen the fucking B&E Pain Olympics and stuff, right?
01:07:45.000
Do you think that maybe they feel pain in a different way?
01:07:48.000
Like maybe what you feel, what they feel is different?
01:07:52.000
I've always wondered that because, you know, people talk about like pain tolerance.
01:07:56.000
Like, oh, this guy's got a really high pain tolerance and she's got a really high, you know, he loves pain.
01:08:04.000
I assume that when someone does something to you, it feels the same as it is to me, but it's clearly different.
01:08:31.000
If a girl spanks you, it's going to be a fucking real problem.
01:08:35.000
If a girl spanks you the way she's asking you to spank her, if she starts spanking you that way, you'd be like, hey, hey, hey, what the fuck are you doing?
01:08:49.000
There's not going to be any of that right away.
01:08:58.000
If they're really hot, I'll put on some stockings and shit, whatever they want.
01:09:01.000
It's very important that you nip that right in the bud.
01:09:19.000
Don't you think that a lot of that is marking you?
01:09:28.000
To let everybody know that she fucked you, you know, to mark her territory, scratch you, leave marks on you.
01:09:39.000
You come to school, wow, you just got a hickey.
01:09:41.000
Hey, that was a great idea if you think about it.
01:09:45.000
When's the last time you saw someone with a hickey?
01:09:51.000
Kids are like, I'm gonna get in fucking trouble for this.
01:10:01.000
A lot of work trying to get him to the ground, man.
01:10:15.000
You gotta wonder also, with a guy like Kawajiri, how old is he now?
01:10:20.000
Between the two of them, don't they have like 60 fights or 70 fights or something like that?
01:10:25.000
No, he's every bit of 44. Jamie, find out how old Kawajiri is.
01:10:44.000
36. 37. I'm going to say 36 and 39. I'm going to say 36 and 39. 36 and 39. It's either a 6 or a 9. Asians, you can't tell.
01:11:10.000
A few of those brutal KOs like this guy's experienced, like especially the Melendez fight.
01:11:18.000
If it goes like this all three rounds, a dude...
01:11:29.000
He's getting the fucking shit elbowed out of him here.
01:11:32.000
So we didn't consider a takedown when Bermudez was on his hip getting up?
01:11:42.000
Bermudez is on top, and he's landing strikes, and Kawagiri literally can't do shit.
01:11:53.000
Right, but look how Bermudez is controlling that right arm.
01:11:55.000
They're there because Kawagiri is making that happen.
01:11:59.000
Look, Bermudez is controlling that right arm with that wrap.
01:12:06.000
I'm definitely giving these exchanges right here to Bermudez because Kawagiri is only holding on and it ain't working.
01:12:17.000
See, I get that you're saying that Kawagiri is moving forward, but the way Dennis was countering was so much more powerful than what Kawagiri was doing.
01:12:28.000
He is pushing him, but he's getting fucked up at the same time.
01:12:40.000
And the reason he's pushing forward is he doesn't want none of the stand-up.
01:12:44.000
But even when he's pushing forward, though, he was underneath.
01:12:50.000
See how Bermudez loves to tie that wrist up on the far side?
01:12:55.000
And he is just beating the shit out of him here.
01:13:31.000
Well, especially from those positions, you see, like, as he's moving in for that shot, controlling that right wrist, he was able to land so many hard shots.
01:13:40.000
How many hard elbows did he land from that position?
01:13:46.000
So when you think about that, like, just the impact of that as he goes back to his round, he's definitely diminished from that, big time.
01:14:12.000
If you're Cowboy Olivia's corner man and the fight's five rounds, you know what I'm saying, Joe?
01:14:19.000
You're not going to have a game plan for five rounds, right?
01:14:22.000
You're going to say, the first round, give it hell, man.
01:14:26.000
I would assume they would try to do that because that's where Cowboy's had problems in the past.
01:14:29.000
Guys jump on him and he's taking the fight on short donors.
01:14:32.000
Don't let Cowboy get into rhythm because he's going to fuck you up.
01:14:35.000
How many weeks did Oliveira have to prepare for this?
01:15:03.000
This is probably bad for my low-carbohydrate diet.
01:15:40.000
If those fucking morons can do it, I'm gonna be fine.
01:15:43.000
Well, for sure, don't let those be your role models.
01:16:00.000
But it's only hard for two years, two and a half years.
01:16:14.000
It's not like you have to suffer for two and a half years before they become awesome.
01:16:25.000
I shouldn't say it makes you a better person, but it makes a lot of people a better person because they become way more considerate.
01:16:30.000
And they start looking at the world differently.
01:16:35.000
You have a baby, the baby becomes a person, and there it goes.
01:16:38.000
But when you actually see it happen, then you start to piece it together.
01:16:41.000
Everything this person is, really, is because of all the interactions that he's experienced while I've been his dad.
01:17:00.000
When you live your life, now all of a sudden there's someone that you'll die for and you'll kill for.
01:17:08.000
All of a sudden, you're not number one no more.
01:17:26.000
You have more compassion for people because you see people that are grown up and you go, oh, somewhere along the line this fucking dude was a baby and someone did a terrible job of raising this fucking kid and now here he is 25 and drunk and stupid and in my face.
01:17:42.000
It puts it together to you in a way that it never did before.
01:17:45.000
Before I would meet people and I'd go, oh, this guy's an asshole.
01:17:52.000
This is a baby that just got railroaded the wrong way.
01:17:57.000
And then you meet someone who's a really cool person.
01:18:00.000
And you go, oh, well, you must have had a cool ride.
01:18:05.000
You always want to know, like, where'd you grow up?
01:18:10.000
My girl's family being Latin, man, there's so much love.
01:18:15.000
Don't get me wrong, my parents love the shit out of me, but, you know, the Latin family's just different.
01:18:42.000
Bernie won New Hampshire, but New Hampshire is a very small state in the New England area.
01:18:50.000
New England's liberal in general, and he's like You know, he's a radical socialist.
01:18:54.000
He's got this socialist, democratic socialist agenda that a lot of people are like, hey, let's try that.
01:19:00.000
It's better than what we're dealing with now, these capitalist cunts that are stealing, just looking at the stock market, just looking at the financial district, just looking at the way they're moving numbers around and the fucking Wall Street crash of 2008. Obviously, there's a bunch of criminals that are running things.
01:19:16.000
And they're just extracting money from this goofy, abstract system that hardly anybody understands.
01:19:21.000
So having a guy like him come along, a lot of people, including me, go, it's probably the best thing to happen.
01:19:33.000
Yeah, Bernie Sanders or Trump curveball is interesting, too.
01:19:39.000
You're telling me those are the two best America has to offer?
01:20:00.000
He's like, hold on, let me pull off real quick.
01:20:12.000
We talked about running away with her and shit, leaving his family?
01:20:20.000
We need Chael to run for president because Chael would fight any other president and beat him up.
01:20:27.000
You know who would be a real president, who really could be a president?
01:20:51.000
You know what the real problem of being a president is?
01:21:03.000
And the only way we're going to realize that is there's going to be no one running.
01:21:06.000
It's going to be like 20, 30 years from now, no one's going to run for president.
01:21:18.000
If you say it's the best of all time, I'm going to freak out.
01:21:38.000
But to actually find out how he was raised, John Rockefeller, and how evil his dad was, and this is all like, you know, public knowledge.
01:21:47.000
It's fucking amazing how the birth of oil in the United States, this documentary is called about the birth of oil, and how it came in and infected all our lives, and how John Rockefeller monopolized Dude, I got another one for you,
01:22:11.000
Dude, he controlled big pharma, he controlled our educational system, everything.
01:22:16.000
One dude, the first billionaire, one dude controlled everything.
01:22:36.000
I've seen Trophy Kids and Bigger, Faster, Stronger.
01:22:47.000
Vice had a thing on people taking their own lives.
01:22:50.000
And I think there's eight states in the United States.
01:22:56.000
This old bitch is like, yeah, I'm trying to go, man.
01:23:10.000
I was in a weird space because her whole family's there, and she has this disease where it's not going to get better.
01:23:31.000
They all hug her and they all, have a safe trip.
01:23:41.000
It's like, hey, HBO, I'm not ready for this shit, man.
01:23:52.000
I don't remember what country they were in, but they were all wearing bulletproof vests, and they were moving from one set of broken-down, rocket-shelled buildings to the next, and they're moving around somewhere in the Middle East.
01:24:04.000
And I'm watching this, and I'm like, fuck this.
01:24:07.000
If you're over there and then one guy would come to the camera trying to explain, well, the rebels are about three kilometers away and we have to stay down because they have been shooting.
01:24:17.000
Like, what the fuck are you talking about, man?
01:24:19.000
Dude, that's like the James Foley documentary on HBO. You know the guy, Jim Foley, the guy who got caught by ISIS? He's a prisoner of war, and he got...
01:24:31.000
It's a documentary on him, and he's a frontline journalist.
01:24:35.000
He already got caught and got out and then went back, and then ISIS was like, yo, Doug, it's just too easy.
01:24:41.000
One of our biggest fears is the end of the world.
01:24:46.000
There's countries out there where it is already the end of civilization.
01:24:54.000
If the world economy collapses and its fucking zombies come out and all that shit, nothing changes in Liberia.
01:25:03.000
Have you seen the documentaries on Liberia from Vice?
01:25:15.000
How about when he caught people eating human flesh on the corner and the reason why he knew the guy was selling human flesh because he knew what it tasted like.
01:25:29.000
Because I'll get done watching that shit like in Syria and Kenya, all that stuff, and then you're in this cushy home in LA. It's like, what the fuck?
01:25:35.000
How long would it take if all the power went out?
01:25:40.000
Like, how long would it take before some people started killing and eating people?
01:25:50.000
You don't think we'd rob all the 7-Elevens first?
01:25:52.000
If we all ran out of food and you had this one asshole that you really fucking hated, you'd love to eat his leg.
01:26:01.000
Yes, the more you hate a guy, the tastier he looks.
01:26:10.000
I mean, they definitely did that back in the day to intimidate the enemy in various cultures.
01:26:28.000
I was at the Super Bowl party with him, and then I looked online the next day.
01:26:34.000
Yeah, he was just coughing a lot, which obviously was a pneumonia.
01:26:40.000
His wrestling, I mean, Chuck Liddell said he was the best, in his opinion, he said, best wrestler in college history.
01:26:52.000
And I've known him for maybe, we're not like good friends, but I've known him for 10 years and I see him once a year.
01:26:57.000
It's one of those things you have mutual respect because he's fucking Kevin Randleman.
01:27:00.000
Talking to him and then he's talking about his queen, his wife, how awesome she was.
01:27:06.000
I mean, I met my girlfriend and then he's talking about his four-year-old son.
01:27:11.000
Athletically, they say he's like the best athlete to come to the UFC. No, he knocked out Krokop.
01:27:15.000
Man, if he would've just got good at passing guard and mounting and taking backs.
01:27:20.000
Kevin Roundman, if he would've got obsessed, and I've had several talks with him, say, get good at passing the guard and mounting and taking backs.
01:27:30.000
He was the first guy that flatlined Krokop in pride.
01:27:49.000
He was talking about being in a hotel elevator with him the day before they fought.
01:28:01.000
If you don't kick me, I promise to keep this on the feet.
01:28:14.000
And he felt like he was saying, like, kick me and I'll take you down.
01:28:18.000
You know, like, he was trying to figure out what it is.
01:28:20.000
So he said, and then I faked through the leg and go with the front kick to the face.
01:28:32.000
It'd be good to get a CT scan of Randleman's brain, because we don't have a lot of knowledge on that, on MMA fighters' brains, huh?
01:28:39.000
I wonder if they were interested in doing that, because his family should.
01:28:44.000
I don't know how it works, but there's not a...
01:28:46.000
You know, MMA's so young, a lot of them don't die, and he's a legend.
01:28:49.000
He has a lot of fights, so it'd be good to get just to see what's going on with a lot of guys' brains.
01:28:53.000
I wonder if anybody's brought that up, because it's hard without being disrespectful or perceiving...
01:28:58.000
That you are disrespectful, saying something like that.
01:29:12.000
Some people might have a hard time with their kid just dying.
01:29:18.000
Because like Junior Seau, the guy who was literally my hero growing up as a kid, shot himself in the chest.
01:29:23.000
And the reason he shot himself in the chest, he was like, you guys need to study my brain, man.
01:29:39.000
They said from so many concussions, like, his getaway was the ocean.
01:29:43.000
Like, he would get in the ocean, he was the happiest guy ever, had a great family, lived on the beach in Oceanside, and then he said all of a sudden, something kicked in and he wasn't happy anywhere.
01:29:54.000
Then he'd go home, couldn't sleep, super depressed.
01:29:58.000
But again, the NFL's been around for so long, he gave his brain, right?
01:30:03.000
And they're like, yeah, CT, like a motherfucker.
01:30:05.000
So I'm not saying Roman has anything, but he's one of the legends with all these fights, who find pride, UFC, who we can actually see what the brain looks like.
01:30:22.000
It's important to think about, and it probably would have been a good idea.
01:30:32.000
All I had thought about was like, wow, the guy was only like, I think he was 44. 44. You know what's crazy?
01:30:43.000
You had pneumonia and then, right, you had complications and we went to the hospital.
01:30:57.000
Dude, in music, people, they're starting to drop off.
01:31:06.000
And miscellaneous guys, too, like guys that weren't that famous, like Jimmy Bane, the bass player for Dio.
01:31:13.000
All those years of partying in the 70s and 80s, You're starting to pay right now.
01:31:35.000
And then died a horrible vanilla ice type death in the 90s and shit.
01:31:48.000
First of all, Motley Crue playing a couple nights at the Staples Center.
01:32:13.000
You know how big that Guns N' Roses reunion tour is going to be?
01:32:17.000
It's going to finally Slash and Axl made up and they said, let's do this.
01:32:27.000
I've never seen you take a piss during a podcast ever.
01:32:43.000
But I think I trained it over six years of doing podcasts.
01:32:56.000
I saw a trailer for John Travolta's new movie because this Arnold Schwarzenegger thing just made me think of it.
01:33:14.000
They were playing the OJ show at the Comedy Store yesterday and everybody was raving about it.
01:33:19.000
It's good, but it's like Law and Order, but nothing happens.
01:33:32.000
And then Cuban Union Jr. looks nothing like O.J. Well, he looks nothing like him, but I heard his acting...
01:33:40.000
And what good actor looks exactly like O.J.? None.
01:33:43.000
So you're going to take another guy and put him in prosthetics?
01:33:52.000
Idris Elba, they couldn't get him, because he's too big in the movies.
01:33:56.000
But someone of that ilk, who's that good, and then you give him some crazy prosthetics.
01:34:03.000
But you let him do a fucking Daniel Day-Lewis, where he just lives like that guy for a year, and he puts on the prosthetic, and like, is OJ? That would freak people the fuck out.
01:34:15.000
Bro, I'm saying, you get Robert Downey Jr. does blackface as OJ Simpson.
01:34:22.000
He's already done in Tropic Thunder, and he's so good.
01:34:24.000
He's like one of the only white guys who's ever pulled off blackface in a comedy.
01:34:34.000
I don't think there's ever been a movie that was funnier, but that was about as funny as a movie.
01:34:41.000
Scene after, scene after, scene after, scene after, scene after, scene after.
01:34:54.000
That's like one of the greatest internet memes of all time.
01:35:09.000
How about the scene where Jack Black was tied to...
01:35:20.000
That scene where he's offering to suck the dude's dick.
01:35:29.000
And then that gay black guy goes, I told you, man.
01:35:39.000
One thing I'll never forget about that movie, the impression left on me when I'm like, okay, you hear it's good, and you go to the movies, I'm at the movie theater, I'm watching it, and in the beginning, when they blow that fucking director's head off, and you see, right there, I thought, oh, shit!
01:36:02.000
I'm like, this is going to be an amazing movie.
01:36:04.000
Dude, how good was Tom Cruise as the fat agent?
01:36:13.000
You know the craziest thing about that movie is every character, I think the only movie ever, where every character was a douchebag.
01:36:31.000
Can you find that scene where Jack Black is tied to a tree?
01:36:40.000
Dude, Ben Stiller, his character was the ultimate douchebag.
01:36:55.000
This is Takino, and then Hussimar Paul Harris is Tokino.
01:37:25.000
You know what I love when they say in the corner, when they go, Tranquilo, Tranquilo.
01:37:38.000
In Portuguese, it's at least a similar sounding word, because I've heard guys in Brazilian dudes' corners calling it.
01:38:16.000
And Cody's 7-0, but he doesn't have a ton of experience.
01:38:19.000
I mean, his stand-up doesn't look that bad, right?
01:38:36.000
He might just decide, okay, it's time to go on a defensive shell and hit that double.
01:38:51.000
All his greatest work has been done with the gi, so I don't know how it's going to translate.
01:39:01.000
And that Team Alpha Male, they said he sets the standard as far as intensity.
01:39:28.000
Dude, so no one knows if he's still with Paige?
01:39:55.000
Hey, Jibra, what would you have liked to have seen from him in that position?
01:40:03.000
Right, but what would you like when you're seeing a guy who's trying to go for that long part time?
01:40:06.000
I think he's not going to be able to take him down, and I think he's going to lose the fight if he stays on his feet.
01:40:39.000
I bet his jiu-jitsu's better on his back than Cody's is on top.
01:40:45.000
He's definitely outgunned by Cody, but he's moving well.
01:40:52.000
Especially for 5-0 in the jiu-jitsu background.
01:40:56.000
See, he's moving, he's trying to use that check hook as he's stepping back.
01:40:59.000
He's not running in a straight line with his hands down.
01:41:08.000
Anybody that gets that good at jiu-jitsu, man, when you're hitting that super mastery level where you're beating the best guys in the world, Well, those guys, all they have to do is just focus on the new thing, and they start picking up the new thing with the same sort of clarity that they pick up,
01:41:25.000
as long as they don't have any physical issues.
01:41:33.000
There's a difference in the way you move, though, and the problem is that some guys who are grapplers, they never seem to figure out how to develop that explosive snap.
01:41:43.000
Bro, I'm talking like you were saying the world-class world champions like Jacare, Damian Maia, like those motherfuckers, when they bring that same mindset to MMA, dude, they're fucking nightmares.
01:42:01.000
It's scary to have someone with that sort of mastery even.
01:42:55.000
That was terrible positioning by Mario Yamasaki.
01:43:10.000
First of all, the positioning by Mario Yamasaki was terrible.
01:43:15.000
You're not supposed to step in between unless you're stopping the fight.
01:43:20.000
Like, he got in between the action, and then he let the action go on.
01:43:24.000
I don't think you're ever really supposed to do that.
01:43:26.000
That was a moment of indecision, or he wanted to get a better look at him, and that was the only way he could do it.
01:43:31.000
But it's a mistake to go between the two fighters, because, at least in my opinion, it makes the fighters think that the fight stops, so a guy backs off, where he could have landed shots in that To really end it?
01:43:47.000
Those couple seconds sometimes is all you need to get enough clarity to grab a leg or to try to scramble back up to your feet or to clench.
01:43:54.000
So that second or so where Mario walks in front of him, that interfered.
01:44:06.000
Whether Mario jumped in or not, Cody's winning that fight right there.
01:44:10.000
Whether he got more head trauma or not, that fight was over.
01:44:12.000
But do you understand that the fans want definitive closure?
01:44:22.000
His first fight in the UFC, he was out on his feet.
01:44:38.000
Well, no, I'm saying if there's a loser in the fight, it's Mario.
01:44:57.000
Eddie's always been of the mind that you should let guys take a few more hits on the ground rather than a few less.
01:45:09.000
With the head trauma and I see how it affects friends.
01:45:11.000
And I'm just like, man, I wish you'd stop it a little earlier.
01:45:14.000
Because the odds are homeboy's not going to win that fight.
01:45:27.000
There would be more of those exceptions if there would have been more referees letting it go.
01:45:35.000
Weidman fight without a doubt should have been stopped at the end of the fight.
01:45:41.000
You don't think the Weidman fight should have been stopped at the end of the third?
01:45:45.000
I would be lying if I said I didn't like the violence.
01:45:55.000
From my point of view as the ex-fighter, it's like, dude, let him fight another day.
01:46:02.000
You're going to get way more fights out of him.
01:46:03.000
That's why it's so glorious when Chuck After he wins, he's like a fucking viking.
01:46:11.000
You could get shut off, but I didn't get shut off.
01:46:15.000
And then in 20 years, you see these boys and they're drooling and they don't know where the fuck they're at.
01:46:24.000
I know, but we can prevent some of it, is all I'm saying.
01:46:34.000
I hope that science hits some point where medical science will figure out some way to just revive the brain.
01:46:42.000
If they could do all this different stuff to make your muscle tissue repair, and they can fix all kinds of stuff.
01:46:48.000
Like, who knows what they could do with, like, maybe one day they're going to be able to shoot stem cells into your brain.
01:47:09.000
Maybe it's going to be like steroids for the brain.
01:47:15.000
You're going to get people with giant Mars attacks brains.
01:47:21.000
They're just going to run the stock market and shit.
01:47:24.000
They're just going to continue to run the world.
01:47:29.000
And everybody's going to say, there's fucking juicers out there running the world.
01:47:33.000
We're going to get mad that people are brain juicing.
01:47:49.000
All sorts of science and haters be going like, motherfucker brain juice.
01:47:55.000
Yeah, he read your mind, bitch, because he's on steroids.
01:48:08.000
You know, that's like when you see a giant bodybuilder do, that's the first thing that every guy says.
01:48:20.000
Imagine Jeopardy, where they test for steroids.
01:48:42.000
My job doing commentary is the easiest one out of all the jobs in the UFC. Slightly harder than Ariane's job.
01:48:53.000
Until someday you go away and they have to replace you.
01:49:03.000
And more people are listening to you talk about Mars Attacks than Brian Stan break down the fights.
01:49:41.000
He's going to be like Dana White doing press conferences and shit.
01:49:43.000
We got the most stringent tests of all game shows.
01:49:49.000
That's going to be dudes way smarter than Einstein.
01:49:52.000
If you think about that, man, that's going to happen for sure.
01:49:57.000
They already have things like Modafinil, which they've outlawed in the Olympics.
01:50:07.000
They had to say that they made it for people who had narcolepsy.
01:50:16.000
Yeah, I took it for an extended period of time.
01:50:18.000
Because you're so smart and you get angry at how dumb people are.
01:50:24.000
They came up with it just for performance enhancing reasons.
01:50:28.000
But then because it's a prescription drug, they had to have a reason to prescribe it, like an illness.
01:50:35.000
You can't say, hey, you need a prescription to be more awesome.
01:51:05.000
Listen, these guys that are running these tech companies, they're all taking modafinil.
01:51:11.000
Is this the limitless pill you're talking about?
01:51:36.000
I'll take it if I know I'm tired and I've got to drive or if I've got to do something and I really want to be sharp or if I don't feel.
01:51:45.000
I've taken it before like four or five podcasts ever.
01:51:50.000
Because sometimes you want a conversation to be as...
01:52:02.000
You wanna be able to be casual effortlessly, as well as be amped up.
01:52:07.000
See, I think Modafinil is really good if I want to be amped up, but I don't necessarily think it would be good if I wanted to be casual.
01:52:14.000
You take it like Viagra on the first date, you're like, I'm gonna fucking...
01:52:20.000
You start talking about some shit you don't know nothing about.
01:52:28.000
You're like breaking down fucking molecules and shit.
01:52:32.000
It doesn't work anymore because all she has to do is go into her phone.
01:52:35.000
I just Googled what you said and it's nonsense.
01:52:45.000
It's the closest thing to Limitless pills, right?
01:52:47.000
I thought I kept hearing noises this whole fucking time you guys been talking about it.
01:53:00.000
You should have Tropic Thunder on that bitch, not fucking Mars Attacks.
01:53:31.000
Dude, when you tell me to watch something, I watch it.
01:53:43.000
If you don't like Game of Thrones, they should arrest you.
01:54:00.000
I can't even get in a conversation with someone that doesn't believe in dragons.
01:54:40.000
You know, but a few hundred years ago, where a ship showed up at your shore, you got a real fucking problem.
01:54:49.000
You better have catapults with fucking balls of fire ready to go.
01:54:54.000
You're gonna have to battle that shit with your hands.
01:54:58.000
How about those motherfuckers that were on the front line?
01:55:00.000
Because all you're doing is like shaping swords, getting ready for the invasion.
01:55:10.000
When there's a rugby team of a thousand people here, a thousand people there, and they just rush each other, how the fuck do you...
01:55:19.000
The only way you can convince a guy to do that is you gotta make sure he believes in Jesus, and you gotta make sure he believes in God, because you're doing it for God.
01:55:35.000
The only reason they can convince them is because they think they're going to heaven.
01:55:40.000
How about, I don't even know how it goes, but it was something about, what if the guys that got sent over here to blow up America just started partying at the skybox?
01:55:50.000
And then they get angry phone calls and they go, Allah, why are you still alive?
01:56:01.000
Because you're supposed to blow yourself a week.
01:56:03.000
You're supposed to blow yourself up a week ago.
01:56:09.000
And they're partying at the sky bar with their Mercedes.
01:56:27.000
That would be a great animated little series about some dudes that came over to the States that were supposed to blow themselves up, but they just started partying, and they said, fuck that shit.
01:56:38.000
You're never going to see a suicide bomber from Beverly Hills.
01:56:47.000
You can't send them to Newport Coast and think they're going to kill people.
01:56:51.000
The guys that are organizing this shit in the Middle East, they got to make sure they send them to Minnesota or some shit.
01:56:56.000
They can't send them on a one-way ticket to LA. It never works.
01:57:01.000
They can't fuck with LA. They got to send them to Illinois or some shit like that.
01:57:12.000
After like a week, they go, let's fucking do it.
01:57:19.000
Remember, there's no seven Remember, there's got to be some guy convincing dudes in the Middle East that are looking for the dumbest motherfuckers to hypnotize.
01:57:30.000
There's got to be some guy looking to convince them to blow themselves up.
01:57:37.000
Well, their IQ levels are lower than everyone else's.
01:57:49.000
He's going to be like, dude, I'll go through 12 bitches in one night.
01:58:03.000
If that was real, if you could prove that shit, if you killed yourself and you got 72 virgins for the eternity, I know dudes personally that would do that shit.
01:58:21.000
Yeah, but what if it all burns out when they all die?
01:58:23.000
Because if you're talking about eternity, like, you might be eternal, but if they're really 72 virgins, that means they're only, like, 20, and so they've got, like, 80 years of life left if they eat vegetables and take all their vitamins.
01:58:36.000
You're going to die, but you're going to stay alive, and there will be old ladies.
01:58:39.000
So you only want to fuck them for the first 40 years.
01:58:42.000
Once they get into 50 and 60, it's like charity work.
01:58:45.000
Then you're jacking out for the rest of the time.
01:58:51.000
The dealership and the guy breaks out the calculator.
01:58:53.000
He's like, well, you know, if I can give you this many, bro, I think...
01:58:59.000
Imagine the negotiations for 72. They decided on 72. They knew 50 wouldn't be enough.
01:59:04.000
You're not going to get anybody for 50. And you could do it like the lottery where you take like a little bit every month.
01:59:08.000
So listen, my friend, you want to keep this rolling?
01:59:26.000
Can you imagine the guys that are on the fence?
01:59:29.000
They're on the fence, and then they decide no, and then something bad.
01:59:32.000
The car breaks down, and the fucking transmission falls out, and they're like, or they...
01:59:44.000
They're saying a lot of them, they're convincing their girls to do them.
01:59:52.000
I was like, you're never going to see female suicide bombers.
02:00:01.000
A lot of them are slaves and they turn them into the suicide bombers.
02:00:05.000
You said on your bit, dick is worth like that flyer you find after you leave a club and there's a flyer.
02:00:16.000
Dude, you had some fucking great suicide bomber shit.
02:00:32.000
Oh man, that could have easily been like some fucking animated series about these guys that got talked into blowing themselves up.
02:00:52.000
I don't need no crazy motherfuckers coming after me.
02:00:55.000
While we were on the man show, that was actually disgust.
02:01:14.000
Do you remember when Brunson took down fucking your boy?
02:01:20.000
He hit Yoel Romero with that switch kick off the left leg.
02:01:29.000
But he's like knocking on the door of potential, you know?
02:01:37.000
I'd love to figure out how Greg's going to do the...
02:01:39.000
Has anybody been watching Paul Daly in Bellator?
02:01:58.000
I don't know what horrible, nasty shit Koscheck was saying to him.
02:02:04.000
He probably deserved it, but you shouldn't do that stuff, man.
02:02:08.000
You definitely should never, ever, ever do that.
02:02:18.000
You know, it's like if cooler heads prevailed, if I was his friend, man, I would have pulled him aside and I would have said, Liz, make a public apology.
02:02:25.000
You lost your fucking Yeah, PR like a motherfucker.
02:02:27.000
Kudos to Josh Koscheck because he got inside my head so hard.
02:02:37.000
I fully expect you to be fined and suspended for a period of time, but I will make reparations and I'm very disappointed in myself.
02:02:45.000
And then they would have all been under the water right now and he would have had some insane fights with Condit, insane fights with Lawler, insane fights with so many guys.
02:02:53.000
We were robbed of some insane fights from Paul Daly.
02:02:56.000
He is one of the best 170-pound strikers on planet Earth in MMA. I'm so excited.
02:03:05.000
He's one of the best in MMA. I love when he fights still.
02:03:29.000
A lot of those guys retired, you know what I mean?
02:03:38.000
Yeah, but you've got to get Derrick Brunson down.
02:03:41.000
Derrick Brunson, look at that takedown defense.
02:03:45.000
He throws it from southpaw, or he can throw it real good off the switch.
02:03:49.000
I'm pretty sure he hit Romero with it off the switch, but he didn't do it from anywhere.
02:03:58.000
I felt like he might have, but he's got a good roll.
02:04:41.000
No matter what guard you're playing against the fence, it's fucking...
02:04:56.000
Well, that was a step towards a breakout fight for sure.
02:05:00.000
That's the best Ron Carnaro, you know, at this point.
02:05:08.000
And he's getting better and better all the time.
02:05:19.000
Did you ever see Paul Williams fight in boxing?
02:05:24.000
You know, lost that crazy knockout to Sergio Martinez.
02:05:28.000
Right here, you've got to put feet on the hips and push them away.
02:05:30.000
People forget Paul Williams before that fight was like the shit.
02:05:34.000
Yeah, Paul Williams was awesome, but what I was going to say is a motorcycle accident.
02:05:40.000
Some guy going through an intersection or something like that nailed him.
02:05:59.000
If you think about Bellator now, think about that.
02:06:03.000
He's fighting 170. And Benson's got a good fight against that Russian cat.
02:06:09.000
I can't even entertain this Bellator talk after what I saw the other day.
02:06:21.000
Can't you still say he has the best body in MMA? 100%.
02:06:32.000
There's no doubt about it, but it doesn't matter.
02:06:36.000
We're not talking about, like, the what got you for the care.
02:06:39.000
My boy Alan Joban has, you know, he has something to say.
02:06:42.000
Alan Joban isn't a very, he's got a very good body, but it cannot fuck with the freak show.
02:07:00.000
You're talking pound for pound bodies right now?
02:07:02.000
No, we're not talking about how they got there.
02:07:05.000
We're talking about what results were achieved.
02:07:09.000
I'm gonna have to go with Uber Eam then, when he fought Brock Lesnar.
02:07:36.000
Yeah, but as far as the guys that I've seen step into the octagon where I was like, what in the fuck?
02:07:41.000
Yoel Romero's the number one what in the fuck body of all time.
02:07:48.000
Woodley has that apple bottom out the back, too.
02:07:55.000
Here's where Yoel Romero disappears from the pack.
02:08:09.000
Like, when you see him, he just looks like he could throw you to the moon.
02:08:16.000
Dude, as far as best body, let's say you have a product, you want to hire a model.
02:08:28.000
I'm still picking Woodley or Joban, because they're fazed.
02:08:36.000
Look at the trap to shoulder ratio off the charts.
02:08:47.000
Dude, Overeem when he fought Lesnar was a better body.
02:08:50.000
Well, Overeem when he fought Lesnar was also a hundred pounds heavier when he weighs in.
02:08:56.000
He's a hundred pounds heavier when he weighed in.
02:09:05.000
I have my phone out taking pictures of his ass.
02:09:09.000
He's a hundred pounds heavier than Yoel Romero when Yoel weighs in.
02:09:13.000
I thought you were saying he gained a hundred pounds heavier.
02:09:14.000
I mean, it's only really 80, but think about the difference between a 185 and a 265. 265 with world-class striking.
02:09:24.000
I'm exaggerating by saying 100, but not by much.
02:09:27.000
You wouldn't really be able to tell the difference if he was 20 pounds heavier than that.
02:09:44.000
I don't think you guys are giving white guys love enough.
02:09:50.000
I'm just saying that beautiful mocha skin, man.
02:09:58.000
That guy has a lot of fucking Twitter followers.
02:10:04.000
It just seems like it's not capitalized on enough.
02:10:09.000
I mean, it seems like someone, somehow, should have taken advantage.
02:10:13.000
Some company should have scooped him up for commercials or something like that.
02:10:25.000
Dude, I haven't talked to Roy in a while, right?
02:10:28.000
We did our live fire and the kid in Vegas out there.
02:10:30.000
I get a text like 10 minutes before the show goes, Love you, brother.
02:10:46.000
Yeah, he's one of those guys that I feel like if he had someone who understood how to market him better to sponsors and stuff, I could see that dude doing a ton of commercials.
02:10:59.000
Well, you need someone who knows how to sell you to a motor oil company.
02:11:04.000
You're talking about CAA. Yeah, remember when Chuck was doing those, what were they?
02:11:12.000
Remember the battering wrecking ball hits him in the face and all that kind of shit?
02:11:25.000
You know, bass fishing equipment, like the boats and shit and the swamps.
02:11:33.000
If you want to sell money to people in the bass fishing world, you have to have a bass fishing star.
02:11:40.000
You don't think those guys watch the UFC? Oh, they definitely do.
02:11:49.000
There's a whole world where those people live in.
02:11:54.000
I watched professional bass fishing on TV. You didn't have nothing to do or what?
02:12:18.000
And then you find out about the other guy, and you go, oh.
02:12:20.000
And then you find out about how they knew about the other guy, and they ignored the evidence.
02:12:39.000
You mean that I stopped watching at the right part?
02:12:52.000
Oh yeah, bass fishing people that I watched it for two hours.
02:12:59.000
They catch the fish, they weigh them, and they have like a recording, like a digital thing that they weigh them on so they know exactly how much they weigh, and then they throw them back in the water.
02:13:10.000
Maybe it was just what tournaments that I was watching.
02:13:12.000
They used to keep them in what they call a live well.
02:13:14.000
So this tank, this aerated tank in the pool, in the hull of the boat.
02:13:18.000
They throw the fish in there, and then they'd show them to everybody, and then allegedly let them go.
02:13:23.000
But that fucking fish has been tortured for hours now.
02:13:29.000
And they just keep catching the same fucking fish?
02:13:31.000
Yeah, there's a big problem with fish that have mouth problems and fucking fucked up Yeah, they get hooks, and then they get massive injuries.
02:13:38.000
But because we don't think they're screwed, it's all good.
02:13:42.000
Can you imagine if you were catching squirrels with hooks?
02:13:44.000
I was gonna say, no one gives a fuck about bass with hooks in their mouths.
02:13:50.000
Imagine if it was like a puppy fishing contest.
02:13:53.000
Where you threw bones attached to hooks, and you were pulling them up the hill, and the puppies come and run over, and the puppies grab the hooks, and you're trying to get the biggest puppy.
02:14:05.000
If you watch those guys catch a small bass, that's like a year-old bass, a two-year-old bass.
02:14:10.000
If Disney made a movie about a bass, a cute bass.
02:14:13.000
They don't know who gets a There's no people standing for fish rights and shit.
02:14:21.000
There was an organization called the Lobster Liberation Organization.
02:14:27.000
They'd break into restaurants and seafood places, and they would free the lobsters and send them loose back into the ocean again.
02:14:34.000
I have cockroaches in my garage if you want to get those, too.
02:14:38.000
Take them back to Madagascar or wherever the fuck they came from.
02:14:54.000
But it's a problem when people take those fish, like goldfish, and they release them in a lake.
02:15:01.000
You release them in a lake and they're an invasive species.
02:15:07.000
There's a lot of different fish that somehow or another through either people releasing them, like they had them, they're like snakeheads, like people who've let snakehead fish.
02:15:15.000
They'll kill every fish in a fucking lake to save it from snakeheads.
02:15:31.000
And people used to keep them as pets because they're cool.
02:15:34.000
And what they would do is, these fucking fish, they would get sick of them.
02:15:50.000
Jamie, pull-up snakehead in the Congo walks on land in the video.
02:15:57.000
They walk from one pond to another pond across the ground.
02:16:02.000
Like, they come out of the water and they walk.
02:16:33.000
But the really big ones, you have to worry about sharks.
02:16:35.000
Also in the Congo, remember those spiders that attack in swarms?
02:16:40.000
They're usually solitary in the States, but in the Congo, they fucking swarm you.
02:16:49.000
There's no people in the Yeah, they catch, like, squirrels and shit.
02:16:53.000
I've seen the ones that are big enough to catch birds, but I don't know.
02:16:58.000
What's worse than fucking spiders swarming on you?
02:17:00.000
Yeah, Jamie, just look for it in the Congo, because this is not it.
02:17:12.000
It's an invasive species from other countries that just takes over.
02:17:17.000
Dude, how about they're trying to one-up each other cowboying right now?
02:17:38.000
Shoebill bird eats snakehead fish in the Congo.
02:17:45.000
It's the craziest shit because it's a shoehill?
02:17:48.000
Shoebill's five feet tall and has a beak that's about the size of my torso.
02:18:01.000
It's smaller than the ones with the pterobird and shit?
02:18:03.000
Yeah, smaller than the pterobirds by a couple of feet, but they're still five feet fucking tall.
02:18:08.000
You don't get a sense of perspective in this photo.
02:18:12.000
Yeah, but if you were standing next to it, you would get a sense of perspective.
02:18:17.000
Because imagine standing next to that thing, and you're only a foot taller than it.
02:18:29.000
Oh yeah, but they don't have the creepy eyes that these things have.
02:18:32.000
They have small faces, so they don't look dangerous.
02:18:45.000
This thing walks through the swamp, and then it's going to jack a shoebill.
02:19:24.000
They say he's super relaxed because of the shit he went through in Brazil, so finding him is just fun.
02:19:38.000
The whole montage before this was just them trying to out-cowboy each other.
02:19:45.000
Yeah, showed cowboy on a ranch, showed him on a Brazilian ranch.
02:19:49.000
The two best cowboys in the world are American and Brazilian.
02:19:54.000
I just, I would like to see him, I want to see a good fighter get a real camp.
02:19:59.000
You know, I don't like anybody fighting on two weeks notice.
02:20:09.000
This motherfucker's taking selfies before he fights.
02:20:52.000
A guy will sit down and grab their legs around them and fucking...
02:21:03.000
She jumps back at a Jeff Glover guard and just works that ass.
02:21:13.000
And she's jamming, jamming his nose in her asshole.
02:21:16.000
What UFC fight was it when you called Donkey Guard?
02:21:22.000
Dude, this position is what we call Donkey Guard.
02:21:31.000
But when she was ramming that nose into that asshole, that ain't for me.
02:21:36.000
Do you think she feels connected to him after this ride?
02:21:41.000
Do you think he's got a chance to fuck her because of this?
02:21:51.000
They have no AC. Is there something wrong with this?
02:21:57.000
I guarantee you the song is probably not your favorite.
02:21:59.000
That old man's about to blow his fucking neck out.
02:22:22.000
I thought they were in Brazil and now it looks more like Africa.
02:22:38.000
And what's up with the guys that like getting kneed in the balls by chicks?
02:22:51.000
It's point of view, so it's a guy sitting there, and he's videotaping his legs open, and he has two midgets in little outfits run up and start kicking him and stomping on the sticking balls.
02:22:58.000
Hey, Eddie, that thing you sent me today, the ultimate sack fighting thing...
02:23:08.000
College Humor did two of our sketches for Man Show.
02:23:11.000
There must be a writer that worked for the Man Show.
02:23:14.000
There has to be, because they did extreme sack fighting.
02:23:22.000
Okay, but it is possible that someone came up with it on their own.
02:23:35.000
We talked about, I think, on mine, too, way back in the day, I think.
02:23:38.000
We were talking about different sketches that we did that were ridiculous.
02:23:41.000
We had to have Bobby Lee and Joey Diaz, and Joey Diaz kept losing because his balls were too big.
02:23:47.000
We were going to give him some fake balls that were that big.
02:23:50.000
Yeah, Bobby Lee was the master, and everybody would go to visit him.
02:23:53.000
He was like, he's on an island somewhere, and he'd teach you how to sack fight correctly.
02:23:58.000
The future of MMA. Eventually, state by state, they're going to legalize ball hitting.
02:24:18.000
We know when people are bullshit artists and rip-off artists.
02:24:27.000
But, you know, these guys, it could have easily been that they came up with it on their own, or it could have been like, these guys had great ideas, they didn't even do it, so fuck them.
02:24:36.000
And there may have been a podcast where I went through all our sketches that got...
02:24:45.000
I talked about him and I think once or twice I may have said you know what if someone out there wants to run with it run with it Well you would never get away with it anyway That was never even a thought I'm just saying that that was our shit yeah because if you 12 years If you come up with an idea but you don't do anything about it,
02:25:07.000
you talk about the idea and then someone else does something with it, that's so much different than you having already done the sketch and then someone ripping off the sketch.
02:25:21.000
I'm excited to see, how do you think Donald's going to fight at 170?
02:25:31.000
It's just, how does Donald feel after that loss, is the X Factor, after getting dismantled by Dos Anjos?
02:25:40.000
When is someone usually taller than him at 55s?
02:25:53.000
Well, I think he's had issues in the past, too.
02:25:55.000
This is the first time he's got crazy shredded.
02:26:04.000
It's like there's a level of shredded where you go, man, this guy might be a little bit too lean.
02:26:26.000
Like, who's the leanest guy ever that fought in MMA? The leanest guy ever.
02:26:37.000
Come on, he'd walk around at 195 and fight at 55. Anthony Johnson at 170. Yeah, you got a point.
02:26:56.000
Cowboy's a guy that recovers very well from a loss.
02:27:00.000
But already we're seeing a big difference in...
02:27:12.000
Unless he gasses out, we're going to see a lot of this.
02:27:20.000
I mean, Donald, I'm so used to seeing Donald just a bigger, taller dude.
02:27:43.000
If Donald gets him going backwards, homeboy's fucked.
02:28:06.000
Yeah, Donald's got to drag this guy into some deeper water, huh?
02:28:25.000
Yeah, but what if he goes after him here and gasses himself out with a minute left?
02:28:32.000
We really have no idea what kind of conditioning he has, right?
02:28:49.000
Just don't remove your head from the ground and inch by inch set that up.
02:28:55.000
It's so hard to find out when a guy is coming in on two weeks notice.
02:28:59.000
It's so hard to find out what he had been doing before he got that call.
02:29:29.000
That being said, I don't like Cowboy at 170 after seeing that.
02:29:48.000
He did get thrown around, but I think he could fix that.
02:29:50.000
Brendan is a glass is half empty sort of fella.
02:29:54.000
The guy just wins a beautiful fucking triangle victory.
02:30:11.000
Not only that, but he steps right over into the triangle.
02:30:20.000
That must be a clamping lockdown of a triangle.
02:30:42.000
There was a lot of defensive things he could have did.
02:30:54.000
I would just like to have seen Oliveira with a real camp.
02:30:57.000
It's like when you see a real talented guy like that, it's nice to come in and step in on two weeks' notice.
02:31:03.000
I would like to see him in a camp with Tyron Woodley's suit.
02:31:08.000
Dude, Woodley on this show, I've never watched him as the analyst.
02:31:24.000
I can't fight for very much longer with all this shit.
02:31:33.000
You're very good at breaking down fights and talking about shit.
02:31:38.000
Why don't you ask for UFC to fucking sneak in there?
02:31:49.000
Because they should have more than one of those fucking things.
02:32:00.000
You can have a hundred of those fucking things.
02:32:05.000
Stop waiting for a fox to pull their head out of their ass and get your own shit going.
02:32:08.000
You should totally do a podcast, and if you did a podcast like Uncle Creepy's MMA picks, just a week of the fights.
02:32:15.000
You could get it ready for the week of the fights, and you could talk mad shit, you could suck on your vaporizer, you could do it all on YouTube.
02:32:22.000
Especially if you really feel like your body's telling you, hey, this is the last go-around.
02:32:28.000
Get ready for something new, and that's a good way to do it.
02:32:30.000
And that way, you could use the vape pen, and you're like, what are you going to do?
02:32:42.000
Because I'm just saying that doing it through Fox, you've got to get sanctioned if you're going to do it through a production company or any of those.
02:32:55.000
I've had a lot of people promise me they're going to help me do it and help me figure it out because I'm kind of retarded.
02:33:01.000
With podcasts and all that stuff and then it's just never happened and I guess I'm too lazy on my own so I haven't done it.
02:33:08.000
Well, I mean, now it's getting to the point where I have to.
02:33:25.000
I mean, if you got something else that you're thinking, that's perfect for you.
02:33:30.000
But you're a great personality, and outside of MMA, you have great opinions on all kinds of shit.
02:33:37.000
You know, and Brendan, and Brian, and I, and Eddie, and all of us have proven, you don't have to be an expert in things to talk about them.
02:33:44.000
We've talked about everything from fucking genetics to rocket travel.
02:34:21.000
My brother's crazy like you are, so I hear some of this stuff.
02:34:27.000
The fact that he knows that three towers went down means that you know your shit.
02:34:36.000
Most people do not know three towers went down.
02:34:38.000
Look at Jamie trying to save the show by turning up Donald's interview.
02:35:13.000
Tim Means to this day denies he took anything wrong.
02:35:18.000
Has anybody ever said, okay, fuck, I was trying to get yolk, yo.
02:35:24.000
The USADA people tell us that everything, all that shit that you're buying at fucking GNC, everything is suspect.
02:35:32.000
They have a list on the USADA page where you should go.
02:35:35.000
Anybody that's thinking about competing in anything where you get tested, go to that list.
02:35:40.000
Well, if you're buying testosterone boosters from GNC, yeah, you're an idiot.
02:35:44.000
Dude, I've been taking supplements all my life.
02:35:48.000
But you haven't been tested under the USADA guidelines.
02:35:54.000
The only thing I've been taking is Onnit stuff.
02:36:03.000
They called me and they're like, hey, where are you?
02:36:16.000
What if you had tickets to the most awesome show?
02:36:18.000
Like you're going to go to a play or something like that with your lady?
02:36:23.000
Once they contact you, it has to be within an hour.
02:36:29.000
So why don't you dickholes meet me at like 6 o'clock in the morning when I'm waking up?
02:36:38.000
Cowboy was in fucking Vegas for the UFC. They showed up as a ranch.
02:36:43.000
You have to tell us, I'm working for the UFC. I'm in Vegas.
02:36:55.000
Am I going to get in trouble for even talking about this?
02:37:01.000
But for not filling out my whereabouts in time.
02:37:04.000
And they sent me a letter, and I was like, Dad, look.
02:37:06.000
It's like the fucking principal sent me a letter.
02:37:09.000
Well, you know, it all is with good intentions.
02:37:17.000
If it was up to you, a lot of fighters aren't fighting the same.
02:37:46.000
The reason why steroids are awesome is because they work really good at changing your body, making you perform better.
02:37:52.000
Ultimately, when we're watching fighting, what are we trying to see?
02:37:54.000
We're trying to see people perform at their best.
02:37:56.000
So we're keeping them from the knowledge that we're currently aware of.
02:38:00.000
What are we currently aware of when it comes to performing handsome drugs?
02:38:05.000
Your body will be stronger, it'll move quicker, you have more endurance, you'll be able to perform tasks with much more veracity and intensity for longer periods of time.
02:38:15.000
Because using that knowledge right now is forbidden.
02:38:20.000
But it's going to come a point in time, whether it's a year from now or 20 years from now or 30 years from now, where they're going to have some undeniable shit that everybody's taking.
02:38:27.000
That people are just normally taking because it keeps you from getting sick.
02:38:32.000
A regular person's body looks like Yoel Romero's body.
02:38:39.000
Right, but then it's going to get real super weird.
02:38:40.000
It's like, well, what happened all those years when you couldn't take it or you had a high that you were taking it?
02:38:44.000
Because now they're going to have stuff that makes you...
02:38:48.000
We're going to come a time when 30 or 40 years where genetic engineering has reached a point where we're engineering human beings.
02:39:00.000
Joe, you're going to be 110. We're all going to be 110. But you're going to be 110 with the science that comes from surviving till then.
02:39:08.000
They say that if you can live today, if you're like a 30-year-old guy today, and you could live to be 50, you could probably live to be 200. Fuck off, for reals.
02:39:18.000
They're talking about, within our lifetime, some groundbreaking, life-changing shit in life extension and how long you can live and how healthy you can be.
02:39:31.000
That Dr. Peter Welling, whatever his name is, the Regenicene doctor, they're that close to some new thing they're going to do with collagen.
02:39:38.000
I don't know how it works, but apparently the breakthrough, if they can prove what they believe they can prove and do what they think they can do, they're going to be able to regenerate collagen in people.
02:39:48.000
Like what makes someone an old person is your collagen sort of falls apart.
02:39:54.000
Well, they're going to be able to regenerate that.
02:39:55.000
How much is that shit going to cost before it goes through masses?
02:39:57.000
Why is the glass half full with this fucking guy?
02:40:16.000
You're going to have to accept science, Brandon Chubb.
02:40:29.000
If you were a kid and you got polio, you know, back in the day, it was over.
02:40:34.000
And then they had to come up with the vaccines and then all of a sudden, no polio.
02:40:37.000
I mean, this thing about all the different things that they figured out today.
02:40:41.000
You used to break your leg three, four hundred years ago.
02:40:44.000
Now you break your leg, they fucking screw some plates in that bitch, stitch you all up, and you're good to go.
02:40:49.000
I mean, Uncle Creepy's had how many fucking surgeries?
02:40:54.000
All the stuff that you had done to you, if you lived 500 years ago, you'd be a dead man.
02:40:59.000
And I would be too, and you'd be all fucked up, and you would be fucked up, because you've had hernia surgery.
02:41:06.000
Yeah, you'd be fine, but you'd have big holes where you're...
02:41:09.000
But I got hernias for screaming and yelling, and I wouldn't be screaming and yelling in 17 AD. You might.
02:41:16.000
You would definitely be screaming and yelling, Don't eat me!
02:41:19.000
You'd be running for these fucking zombie hordes.
02:41:25.000
Every new invention opens the door for other new inventions.
02:41:29.000
Every new technology opens the door for a whole branch of new technologies that are going to come from it.
02:41:34.000
And so they're on their way to figuring out how to regenerate tissue, the stem cell shit that they're doing today.
02:41:40.000
You know, I mean, they're doing some really insane...
02:41:42.000
Boss Rootin was telling me about how they shot stem cells in them intravenously.
02:42:01.000
The one that I did in Vegas was from a woman's placenta from young women that gets a Syrian section to take the placenta and they converted stem cells.
02:42:09.000
When they did it to you, what did it feel like when they shot it intravenously?
02:42:16.000
I was sitting there and, you know, we got it done.
02:42:22.000
Well, I mean, it's all here, but my shoulder is healed up.
02:42:35.000
I felt the pop down here in, like, the muscle tendon tissue.
02:42:39.000
Well, I tore down here a little bit when I tore my shoulder, and now this is kind of where it popped.
02:42:45.000
So it tore again, so there's issues with the whole chain.
02:42:49.000
I've been fighting with one arm for one hand at least for a couple years now.
02:43:05.000
You've had that operated on a few times, right?
02:43:15.000
But yeah, I've had my hand broken twice, three operations, and then one bad MRSA infection.
02:43:23.000
Having MRSA, because I ended up in Brazil with a blood infection.
02:43:27.000
I don't know if it was MRSA or not, but it was in my blood.
02:43:31.000
Remember when I went to fight Lineker the first time and I made Wayans?
02:43:35.000
I walked in the back and I took one bite of fruit and then just...
02:43:52.000
So what kind of blood infection was it, did they say?
02:43:59.000
Denny, he did the last EBI, EBI 5. He looked good, too.
02:44:04.000
He looked good, but he didn't train at all for that.
02:44:09.000
He had MRSA inside his knee the whole training camp.
02:44:12.000
Yeah, I didn't tell people who it was, but I put the picture of his knee up on my Instagram.
02:44:20.000
Yeah, he was right in the middle of EBI 5 training camp, and I gave him, I said, you know what, I'm not going to pull you.
02:44:28.000
And he goes, let's wait until two weeks before the show and we'll see where we're at.
02:44:34.000
And that two week mark, that's when he started, he was able to roll light.
02:44:40.000
There was so many times where it was 100% that he was out, but I wouldn't, I just said, let's wait, let's see what happens.
02:44:47.000
Those fucking pictures of his knee, no one knew who the fuck that was.
02:44:53.000
I put the pictures up on Instagram because I wanted to alert people to the dangers of staph infection.
02:44:58.000
Because a lot of jujitsu places, they don't tell people about staph.
02:45:02.000
And so you get like a bump on your knee and you don't know what the fuck it is.
02:45:08.000
And then it gets to the point where it's systemic.
02:45:10.000
If you think you have a pimple or a spider bite and you keep itching something and it keeps getting bigger and bigger, you might have staph.
02:45:18.000
You might have MRSA. If you think there was a spider bite on you, on your leg or your arm, or a pimple that just got infected, run to the hospital.
02:45:33.000
I sent a picture of my coaches, a big ass thing.
02:45:37.000
And he goes, have you been to fucking Africa lately?
02:45:41.000
It was like huge, two white bubbles out of my armpit.
02:46:17.000
They had a suction machine on his knee all day, every day.
02:46:29.000
Yeah, he went down and immediately grabbed his arm when he went down.
02:46:46.000
I'm glad he didn't completely lose his job, because it's not like Kenny doesn't know a lot about MMA. But you've got to give credit where credit's deserved.
02:46:54.000
And now he'll know, and he'll never do it again, you know?
02:47:11.000
I think, first of all, Ken needs a fucking diamond MMA cup.
02:47:15.000
You know, he needs one of them compression cups.
02:47:18.000
And you know when they say wrestlers, no matter what the strategy is, like if a wrestler wants to stand, you know, his strategy is to stand in bag.
02:47:24.000
People say that when the chaos sets in, wrestlers revert to their wrestling, and in the chaos, they're going to shoot.
02:47:31.000
I think, I swear, I think Ken reverts to pro wrestling or something.
02:47:35.000
It's just how many times against the soccer robber fight, he goes down, he's complaining, he's always complaining.
02:47:41.000
There's always some kind of complaint at the end.
02:47:44.000
To me, isn't that what they do in pro wrestling?
02:47:52.000
Because I've seen guys get kicked in the nuts horribly and they didn't, you know what I'm saying?
02:47:56.000
I'm not saying he purposely stopped, but that delay was interesting.
02:48:00.000
Do you think it's possible that he got hit in the nuts and he's like, this is my way out?
02:48:04.000
I'm not saying that happened, but that's an option.
02:48:10.000
I thought, well, I had to see the replay to see that he got kicked in the nuts because Jimmy Smith seemed to be incredulous at first.
02:48:16.000
He was saying that it was a shot to the head and that maybe Ken had gotten knocked out maybe and thought he got hit in the nuts or something.
02:48:21.000
But when they showed it again, they went one step before.
02:48:28.000
That sounds to me like you didn't have a good cup, you know?
02:48:31.000
If you have a Thai steel cup, or if you have a real good, like a Diamond MMA compression insurance cup, it wouldn't affect you that bad.
02:48:38.000
Because it wasn't like Melvin Manhoof was needing him.
02:48:44.000
I'm just saying I've seen worse nut shots where guys are like, damn, bro.
02:49:04.000
A guy get in the balls, and then there's a delay.
02:49:09.000
See, I thought that was odd, but if you don't think that was odd, I believe you guys.
02:49:17.000
But in MMA, though, in MMA, when a guy gets hit in the balls and there's a break, it's the hit in the balls and he goes, boom, in the break.
02:49:30.000
We never see that in MMA. Well, when you watch it again, let's take a look at it again, because it's kind of a crazy...
02:49:38.000
You get hit in the balls and the guy goes, okay, fall!
02:49:41.000
We've never seen a 50-year-old get hit in the nuts, though.
02:49:52.000
Now, from that angle, maybe he was holding his balls.
02:50:13.000
When he did take him down, now that I see, it did look like he was complaining about the balls.
02:50:20.000
I'm starting to look at things differently now.
02:50:22.000
If you know it's going to be over, you're going to try and sell it.
02:50:24.000
But why would he think it was over just because it got taken down?
02:50:36.000
That's the one that landed the balls, and that's the one on the chin.
02:50:43.000
Well, he definitely got dropped from a hard knee to the face.
02:50:49.000
But he did yell and say, you hit me in the balls.
02:50:56.000
There's enough controversy in this to have an immediate rematch.
02:50:59.000
Or a GoFundMe, where everybody donates a dollar to make sure Bellator never does this again.
02:51:20.000
As long as they're both 50, I don't have a problem with it.
02:51:24.000
As long as they're both the same age where you know you're not dealing with one guy.
02:51:30.000
You don't want to see Chuck Norris at 55 fight in Rumble.
02:51:43.000
I don't like seeing six-year-old fights either.
02:51:47.000
Six-year-old Taekwondo kids head-kicking each other.
02:52:11.000
He deserves a title shot, sort of, but no one wants to see it.
02:52:16.000
So now everyone's demanding Wonderboy, and the way the UFC works, but I think Woodley's still getting the title shot.
02:52:25.000
I'm not saying it is, but let's say they do Rory vs.
02:52:28.000
Wonderboy, Woodley would have to get the title shot.
02:52:31.000
Or, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun, Conor wins quick against Dos Anjos and says, Robbie Loder, if you've got any fucking courage.
02:52:46.000
Then we're all fucked, because that's the fight.
02:52:48.000
If he beats Dos Anjos and challenges Lawler, the world ends.
02:52:55.000
Every show on television says, we're just going to take the night off.
02:53:01.000
We'll throw some children's shows on Nickelodeon.
02:53:07.000
Richard Branson would be shuttling motherfuckers up to the moon.
02:53:11.000
Every channel would have reruns on Killigan's Island.
02:53:14.000
So if he beat Dos Anjos and then he beats Robbie Lawler, is he the greatest fighter of all time?
02:53:20.000
If he beats Dos Anjos, he's in the running to be the greatest ever.
02:53:25.000
Look, I say the greatest ever a little bit too liberally.
02:53:30.000
But it's tough to find a guy who's even close to as exciting in what he's attempting to accomplish.
02:53:37.000
It's easy when you go back after the dust has settled and say, well, you've got to look at Fedor like Fedor was the greatest ever.
02:53:46.000
Yes, he was one of the greatest ever, for sure.
02:53:50.000
I think Anderson, if I look at movements and what he's doing, I kind of give the edge to Anderson, but I can see the argument.
02:53:57.000
But if Conor can beat Dos Anjos and he starches him...
02:54:03.000
Especially with the level the game's at right now.
02:54:04.000
Especially since we've already seen Fedor go down and get knocked the fuck out a few times.
02:54:13.000
We haven't seen Conor go down, so you've got to give the edge to Conor so far.
02:54:17.000
Sort of, but we haven't seen Conor fight the kind of guys that Fedor fought in his prime, walked down Crow Cop, remember that?
02:54:27.000
Conor's fighting the best of the best, and they're all good at everything.
02:54:35.000
I'm just saying, if Conor were to win three belts, he's by far the best.
02:54:40.000
That's like Mackenzie Dern versus Paige Van Zandt right there.
02:54:46.000
We're looking at Cody Garbrandt, and what's the guy's name?
02:54:51.000
He just doesn't have the stand-up to stand with a vicious, nasty boxer.
02:55:00.000
He's real confident with his striking, and he's just out showing up.
02:55:03.000
What do you guys think of Anderson Silva-Bisby?
02:55:15.000
That's an interesting fight, though, at this point in Anderson's life.
02:55:22.000
It depends on how much Bisping can get in his head.
02:55:27.000
He's already been mocking him about Viagra and all that.
02:55:31.000
Look, Anderson had a hard time pulling the trigger against Nick Diaz.
02:55:38.000
And then with all this shit that's gone on, I mean...
02:55:49.000
And against Southpaw's, he eats fucking left kicks and left hands.
02:55:55.000
You know, another factor could be he's fighting in England.
02:56:01.000
There's very few places where he goes where he gets that kind of round of applause.
02:56:04.000
When he goes to America, he gets booed all the time.
02:56:09.000
No, but in England, man, I've called his fights in Manchester.
02:56:15.000
When he gets out there, man, they go fucking bananas.
02:56:21.000
Look, you gotta give that guy his props because Mike Bisping is fucking...
02:56:36.000
He keeps getting better and better, little by little, each fight.
02:56:47.000
When he drills, he's going full speed, drilling, boom, just nonstop, moving, nonstop.
02:57:01.000
So what do you think it is that kept him from beating all the best guys?
02:57:10.000
He's good at everything, but he's not great at anything.
02:57:15.000
He goes, don't let anybody tell you this guy doesn't hit hard.
02:57:22.000
The guys he stopped, he stopped like Kung Lee from like a barrage of shots.
02:57:44.000
That's one of the reasons why it was so impressive that Rockhold handled him.
02:57:48.000
One of the very few one-armed guillotines ever in the UFC, too.
02:57:57.000
And he's so long that you have to kind of stay in his kicking range in order to try to close the distance and get to punching range.
02:58:05.000
You don't want to hold pads for Rockhold when he's throwing that left kick.
02:58:09.000
If I'm Anderson Silva, though, man, that's what I'm southpaw and I'm fucking attacking that right eye.
02:58:14.000
Talk to Javier Mendez about holding pads for Rockhold.
02:58:18.000
Oh my god, you ever see videos of him kicking the pads?
02:58:22.000
See if you can find Luke Rockhold kicking the tie pads.
02:58:30.000
I think the scariest guy I ever saw kick the pads is Manhoof.
02:58:38.000
I've seen him hit a bag really hard, but Manhoof is way faster, more explosive.
02:58:51.000
He walks you down and slams that fucking thing in over and over again.
02:58:57.000
I got to watch Pedro, Peter Ayurts, and Marco Huas.
02:59:02.000
Wait, is that Rockhold at the Mayweather gym next?
02:59:06.000
At Marco's gym in Laguna Niguel fucking over a decade ago.
02:59:10.000
And just seeing these fucking monsters, I was like a little kid like, what the fuck?
02:59:14.000
How genius is the viral aspect of these YouTube videos where one will show you the next one in the little play thing.
02:59:27.000
Look how Rockhold is fighting with Barefoot here.
02:59:31.000
Do you ever go on YouTube and just say, I don't have nothing to watch, but I'm gonna go on YouTube and find something?
02:59:40.000
I go to my homepage and they have all the shit suggested and I'm like, let's watch some of this shit.
02:59:49.000
Those guys get so much power out of their shoes, too.
02:59:58.000
You've got to go with what you're going to fight.
03:00:01.000
Same thing, because side control with wrestling shoes is death.
03:00:09.000
You take the shoes off, it's a little different.
03:00:24.000
How gangster is he, then, that he did it with Dean Lister?
03:00:29.000
He's like, dude, this is what got me to the party.
03:00:32.000
Not only that, he's dressing like an old carny wrestler.
03:00:43.000
He's single-handedly bringing back Kent Wrestling.
03:00:59.000
I don't remember exactly what the transition was, but that is apparently Rothwell's shit.
03:01:04.000
If Rothwell gets a hold of your neck from that ten-finger guillotine position, he just tucks that bitch in tight and chokes the fuck out of you.
03:01:11.000
I'm saying if you gave me a hundred guesses, Rothwell's cementum would not be in there.
03:01:19.000
And you have him and you're stuck to the fence.
03:01:27.000
So what that means to me is that he's sticking something into your neck.
03:01:30.000
Because he's doing it like a go-go plata where it goes into your windpipe.
03:01:33.000
So I'm thinking he's holding his knuckles in some way that he's driving the knuckles.
03:01:41.000
They called Hickson up the night before, apparently.
03:01:54.000
What they're saying is, yeah, the knuckles are here.
03:01:58.000
The knuckles are going deep into the neck as opposed to the regular guillotine where you're cutting off the windpipe or cutting off, rather, the blood on the sides.
03:02:34.000
Certain guys man like I would I don't want Uriah to strangle me But I would like to know what's going on with that because he's one of those motherfuckers and Benavidez is another one Gets a hold of your neck man.
03:02:45.000
Remember when Benavidez fought Tim Elliott and he had a tap with his feet Dude.
03:03:00.000
Just because you're good at one way doesn't mean you're going to be good at any other way.
03:03:08.000
I remember when I found him, I was like, you're a giant.
03:03:19.000
Look at this picture of Benavidez with almost like a mount guard, which I love.
03:03:28.000
And then on top of that, he's just fucking skumushing him.
03:03:35.000
Can't even say tap because he's eating some oblique.
03:03:46.000
The second you see that, the second you see that image, you're like, oh, that guy knows what he's doing.
03:03:49.000
Like, as soon as you see that, you're like, no beginner gets in positions like that.
03:04:06.000
Really underrated because you always see him moving well and punching and footwork and kicks and stuff.
03:04:18.000
When he got Elliott to the ground and I saw him just immediately advancing and just clamping down, I was like, ooh, this is a high-level fucking position for him.
03:04:43.000
You see shit in class all the time, but it doesn't quite make it over to the UFC. High-level competition.
03:04:48.000
Benavidez has the Misha Tate syndrome, where if there's no Ronda, there's no DJ, he's the motherfucker.
03:04:53.000
But just that during the time they're there, you're second best.
03:04:57.000
Well, also, the second fight they had, he tried to...
03:05:08.000
Three hours was a big issue with YouTube or Ustream, but now we're on YouTube.
03:05:16.000
No, we've been on YouTube for a while because we were having problems with both feeds on Ustream.
03:05:20.000
And YouTube is so good, it's like it's the best way to do it because you can, in the middle of it, you can rewind it, you can pause it, you can do shit to it.
03:05:27.000
Couldn't really do that with Ustream, so we decided to just keep doing them on YouTube.
03:05:30.000
But Benavidez, like, the second fight with Mighty Mouse was like a pivotal moment because he decided to, like, try to get flat-fitted.
03:05:38.000
He just decided, like, his benefit or his pro on his corner is the power.
03:05:43.000
He's like, I'm just gonna dig my heels in and fuck this dude up.
03:06:02.000
Yeah, I probably shouldn't even drink this one.
03:06:29.000
There was somebody that was saying racist shit, they thought, and that story of Kimbo thinking you're black.
03:07:02.000
But if he's going to fight on TV, he's got to be in better shape than that.
03:07:07.000
At the end of the day, there's no excuse either one of them have for being in that piss-poor shape.
03:07:11.000
It's one thing if they don't have the cardio...
03:07:18.000
You know, I think he thought he was just gonna knock Dada out, so he said, fuck it, let's go back to the Miami days.
03:07:46.000
Dude, I just feel like at this point in time when you got guys like Will Brooks, when you got guys like, you know, now we just got over Benson Henderson.
03:08:17.000
If you want to have that, have that on before you have a legit fight.
03:08:31.000
I bet you Bellator's numbers were better than this cowboy card.
03:08:38.000
I have no problem with Gracie Shamrock fucking 4. I have no problem with that.
03:08:44.000
Eddie Bravo wants to get back in with the Klan.
03:09:02.000
I'm just saying, Kimbo is fun to watch if he has the right matchup.
03:09:06.000
Wait a minute, you're defending Kimbo, but not Hoist?
03:09:25.000
I just came up with the best fight of all time.
03:09:30.000
And we do it in Oklahoma on an Indian reservation where both of them can get their supplements.
03:09:50.000
All Ken has to do is dance around for the first 30 seconds and Dada's out of gas.
03:09:54.000
Hey, you know how you know fighting's not for you, Professor, when you have a heart attack after the fight?
03:10:01.000
Isn't that a sign of his courage, though, that he was able to push through when his cardio was completely failed?
03:10:14.000
I said that his body was filled with mashed potatoes and fried chicken, and then you say something, and I'm like, well, you said it's racist.
03:10:43.000
Hector's 37, 38. He's coming off of a suspension for quite a long time for steroids, right?
03:10:58.000
When they first told me that Neil was fighting, I told him, I said, I don't like it, because Neil doesn't use his range.
03:11:13.000
On Twitter, they said this was Fight of the Night, I heard.
03:11:22.000
That is the thickest torso I've ever seen in my life.
03:11:35.000
Damn, people are just getting fucked up tonight.
03:11:50.000
Who's going to get stabbed from kissing the ground?
03:12:01.000
I feel like I'm watching some fucking Hunger Games shit.
03:12:11.000
Plus 500. Do you know why they call it performance of the night and not submission of the night anymore?
03:12:16.000
Yeah, because sometimes they have no submissions.
03:12:20.000
Knockout of the night sounds like it's promoting violence.
03:12:28.000
They were saying it sounded like it's promoting the most violent knockout, so let's just call it performance.
03:12:34.000
Well, they definitely tend to shy away from blood on these shows.
03:12:39.000
I was kind of shocked that they showed that one in the replay, with those two gals.
03:12:46.000
Is there any truth to Fox trying to acquire a UFC? Why the fuck can't you say gals?
03:12:57.000
If the Fertittas leave, though, and Dana leaves, look, this thing...
03:13:14.000
No, your friend's the one that was getting her ass kicked.
03:13:18.000
Damn, Ashley Smith got whooped by that girl like that?
03:13:56.000
How can we comment on a fight we didn't even watch?
03:14:13.000
So they're saying it's a bad decision or something.
03:14:23.000
She's the one girl that beat that transgender MMA fighter that used to be a dude.
03:14:32.000
I gotta fucking deal with all of them because now, you know, Carla's at my gym.
03:14:42.000
She decided to take some time off and like really work on her game?
03:14:47.000
And just, yeah, just revamp everything, get her head straight, and you know, she got her fucking ass kicked.
03:14:57.000
I mean, I'm there every day with her, so I saw weeks in advance, I was like, oh, she's fucked.
03:15:02.000
Do you think she was flat because of the pressure, or do you think she was flat because of overtraining?
03:15:13.000
Okay, so we're sitting backstage, and we can hear Johanna warming up, looking right next door.
03:15:20.000
And Carlos's sitting there going, and I just looked at her, and I was like, fuck.
03:15:27.000
Ioana was just fucking screaming in there the whole time.
03:15:30.000
I think she's doing it there to fuck with these heads.
03:15:36.000
She probably has someone smacking things and she's just yelling.
03:15:45.000
It's an MP3. Like, my grandpa sat back in the World War, whatever war he was in, sitting, the Japanese were hitting the trees with swords, and middle of the night, all night long, whack, whack, whack, and just screaming in the jungle.
03:15:59.000
I think everyone when they saw Ioana just fucking murk girls was like, I'm gonna take some time off and work on my stand-up.
03:16:12.000
And that's another girl I've known for a long time.
03:16:31.000
It got to the point where she was fucking with Carla, and then with all the noise, I walked out to that fight fucking staring at her.
03:16:41.000
Oh, yeah, I'm looking at her, because, you know, my basic little sister is about to fight you, and then she's fucking...
03:16:49.000
If you really loved her, and you see Johanna...
03:17:00.000
Get on one of them Wonderland cruises and go see the killer whales in Alaska.
03:17:19.000
You know, unless she vacates the title and says, look, I'm going to take some time off.
03:17:29.000
I'm going to, you know, rest my fucking brain up.
03:17:37.000
There's a good argument that Claudia Gedalia won the first fight with Juana.
03:17:45.000
Yep, you guys can call me a hater, glass half empty.
03:17:49.000
I just think Johanna's gonna fuck her world up.
03:17:56.000
I mean, we don't know until they get after her, because...
03:17:58.000
I'm just saying, with my educated opinion, what I think.
03:18:07.000
The last girl that fought Ioana is Valerie, right?
03:18:13.000
When she took her down, I was like, oh, your ground kind of sucks.
03:18:26.000
They say Ioana gets in their NAMP stand and goes with the dudes.
03:18:40.000
Yeah, she got a little money and she's like, fuck this.
03:18:52.000
We pulled an all-nighter and we didn't get him.
03:18:54.000
You know, there's a really big fight at 170. What is he saying here?
03:19:16.000
You know, like, you see people sitting there watching a commercial, like, you know, you don't have to do this.
03:19:20.000
Let's pause this bitch and go get something to eat.
03:19:25.000
Now, what does Mystic Mac have to say about 2016?
03:19:29.000
2016, well, the end of 2015 means the end of the Federalweight Division.
03:19:35.000
But I have my eye on that 155 Division, and I see them all stuck in the moat in there.
03:19:42.000
And then it's on to the 155 stuck in the moat division.
03:20:04.000
I keep trying to go to the place that, or the guy that makes his suits, I work out with him, but it's a little too expensive.
03:20:11.000
All those monkey suits that you see me wearing now.
03:20:32.000
Have you ever seen all the chain dragging that I do?
03:20:34.000
I'll put like one of those anchor harnesses on and put 100 or 200 pounds of chains and drag it for like a mile.
03:20:40.000
That all fits my little short troll body perfectly.
03:20:45.000
Luckily I used to work in the fashion industry, so I know what the fuck I'm buying.
03:20:52.000
Try to find a suit for one of those guys, or Dan Bobish.
03:21:15.000
You gonna buy yourself a suit when your kid turns one?
03:21:21.000
I had to have like three or four suits when I commented for King of the Cage and Pride.
03:21:32.000
Remember when Mark Kerr submitted him with a chin in the eyeball?
03:21:42.000
Mounted him, shoved his chin in his eyeball and forced it in there until he tapped.
03:21:52.000
He fought Mark Kerr the fucking Smashing Machine.
03:21:55.000
That's back when Mark was the specimen before he even became the Smashing Machine.
03:22:01.000
He might have one of the best bodies in MMA. The Brazilians called him the Smashing Machine when he went to Brazil and he went to Brazil before the UFC. Well, who called him a specimen then?
03:22:17.000
But the Brazilians call him a smashing machine.
03:22:32.000
He had definitely the roundest ass of all time.
03:22:37.000
When he was at his best, he was fucking terrifying.
03:22:40.000
But the thing is, no one can sustain that level of juice for more than a few years.
03:22:52.000
It's best body and worst body ever in MMA. The Smashing Machine was a crazy documentary.
03:22:58.000
If you haven't seen it, folks, pause this podcast.
03:23:06.000
They caught him right when he was falling apart.
03:23:09.000
They went to him to film a documentary when Kerr was on top of the world, smashing people.
03:23:13.000
And what they found is a guy who was just about to lose it.
03:23:17.000
Like, right when they came along and started filming it, and he didn't give a fuck.
03:23:30.000
He had a weird relationship with some woman, and then...
03:23:48.000
Like, sit on the outside, knowing that they want Wonderboy to fight for the title, and knowing the reality is, if he doesn't secure that fight with Robbie Law or before UFC 200, and Conor knocks out Dos Anjos.
03:24:05.000
Because, like, public-wise, he's not in first place, but, like, the UFC does own one, right?
03:24:12.000
So they think he's going to fight for the title next.
03:24:13.000
If he does fight for the title next, that's all well and good unless Conor smashes Dos Anjos.
03:24:20.000
Who would you put your money on, Conor or Tyrone?
03:24:29.000
You think somebody's so fast that it would be so hard to hit?
03:24:31.000
Yeah, well, Tyron is a beast, and he's really good at closing the distance.
03:24:36.000
He might be able to take Conor down at will, maybe.
03:24:50.000
You know, it's just getting in there because Conor is so fast and moves so fluidly.
03:24:54.000
But if he got a hold of him, he would throw him on his head and hold him there for a long time.
03:25:07.000
She's not going to charge forward like Ronda did.
03:25:10.000
Yeah, she's going to turn into a totally different kind of fight.
03:25:19.000
Before the Ronda fight, that crazy war that she had with...
03:25:26.000
No, she knocked out Misha, then she hurt her knee, and then she had that Amanda Nunes fight.
03:25:31.000
The Amanda Nunes fight was chaos in the first round.
03:25:36.000
And after that fight, she took a long time to recover.
03:25:54.000
Well, she fought Ronda and jumped at her and got caught.
03:26:22.000
This is a crazy fucking thing to do with your life.
03:26:35.000
Yeah, it's 300. Damn, he's still going off that, huh?
03:26:39.000
FREEDOM! We got a new movie coming out that looks just like Spartan.
03:26:47.000
When everybody found out his body wasn't really like it was in that show, we were like, hey.
03:27:07.000
They go around the track 500 times, it just does nothing for me.
03:27:18.000
My family's always owned a Toyota dealership forever.
03:27:22.000
So we would always get tickets to races and stuff.
03:27:28.000
Dude, people love it and they're diehard fans so I'm missing something.
03:27:44.000
He's a Brazilian Formula One driver in like the heyday.
03:27:48.000
He was a bad motherfucker, just a wild, crazy, reckless dude.
03:28:03.000
Remember that one sketch that the Asian NASCAR driver who started hiring or promoting Asian NASCAR drivers because they would wreck.
03:28:14.000
So they'd be like a famous Asian guy that they know they're going to get epic wrecks.
03:28:18.000
Look what happens when you fucking lose control of your car.
03:28:32.000
Watch where her car goes flying through the air, man.
03:28:36.000
Before that, though, before when she gets clipped, it just gives you an idea of how fast they're going.
03:28:41.000
Look, he catches the corner, and look at her car's airborne sideways, son.
03:28:47.000
Heading towards the concrete, man, and she pulled it out.
03:28:52.000
How often do they practice maneuvering out of bad spots like that?
03:28:58.000
I mean, that's gotta be part of their training, right?
03:29:05.000
Well, they have to learn how to turn things so you don't hit things head-on.
03:29:13.000
But when you're flying through the air sideways like that, you really can't control it.
03:29:17.000
When that happens, if you're too close to a wall, you're gonna hit.
03:29:21.000
You can downshift out of it, you can pull your e-brake, you can gasp, whatever you're trying to do.
03:29:29.000
I'm just saying that because I slid out in the rain in my old built Subaru.
03:29:39.000
She's going 100 miles an hour faster, or 150 miles an hour faster.
03:29:44.000
Look at Chevrolet on the bottom, Toyota on the top, Chevrolet on the bottom.
03:30:00.000
Hey, Japan won best whiskey in the world last year.
03:30:03.000
And also, apparently, best fucking NASCAR. But they're not Asian drivers.
03:30:06.000
Well, Japan has one of the most incredible cars ever built right now.
03:30:13.000
Well, they have the new one, the Nismo Nissan GT-R. It's 600 horsepower.
03:30:27.000
The first generation, there was just too much power there to beef up the transmission.
03:30:32.000
Launch control would blow the training out if they did it more than a couple of times.
03:30:35.000
But the new ones, the Nismo one, they say that you're taking turns like defy physics.
03:30:50.000
The new Viper ACR. Viper just went all the way.
03:30:57.000
I watched five different videos where they were driving around.
03:31:06.000
Listen, the new one is broken every single track record.
03:31:12.000
Every single track they've raced this thing on for time, it's broken the record on.
03:31:30.000
Everywhere it goes, it should be the fucking Team America song.
03:31:44.000
Yeah, the handling is off the charts and it has the most downforce of any production car.
03:31:49.000
Look at the louvers and the hood and the vents.
03:31:51.000
And for what it is, they're usually not that expensive for the supercar.
03:31:58.000
And if you watch the videos on it, it seems just glorious.
03:32:05.000
That's the only thing that keeps you on the road, bro.
03:32:07.000
Yeah, I'm going to have to get rid of it, though.
03:32:16.000
Just put your groceries in it and push it around.
03:32:18.000
They say it's the fastest American race car ever for sure that you could just go to a store and buy, and the only cars that beat it cost over a million dollars.
03:32:35.000
But this thing is like hot on its heels, and it costs $160,000.
03:32:39.000
We're talking about something that loses track time by like a tenth of a second.
03:32:49.000
That appeals so strong to the 14-year-old boy in me.
03:33:00.000
I feel like I want to get rid of my Porsche and get one of those.
03:33:14.000
I've got to build more wells in Africa first so I don't feel bad about it.
03:33:17.000
We'll just donate to Justin Dead and then we'll get this car.
03:33:30.000
But I think I would like to just get a bunch of people to do it.
03:33:46.000
The guy got mad because I was saying that a Mustang is a great bargain at $35,000.
03:33:51.000
And he's like, dude, $35,000 is not fucking cheap.
03:33:54.000
A lot of us out here in the real world are real jobs.
03:33:57.000
The new GT? Well, whatever you do, sir, don't ever watch those Motor Trend videos because they'll bum you out every week.
03:34:05.000
Because I can't afford most of those cars, so you definitely can't afford those cars either if you're complaining about a $35,000 Mustang.
03:34:12.000
You know, if you only make like $50,000 a year, that's a lot of money.
03:34:16.000
Like, realistically, don't put yourself into it and how much money people make.
03:34:20.000
You look at a Mustang for $35,000, that is a fucking...
03:34:23.000
Steel, the new GT. In the grand scheme of things, like on the price scale of Mustangs.
03:34:30.000
This is the first generation of Mustangs I've been finally, since, you know, I grew up with my dad having a 64 and a half or 65 convertible with a Boss 302 put in there.
03:34:46.000
They were pretty goofy looking until like the most recent Shelby GT500. I'm in love with the new one.
03:34:52.000
Those are pretty sweet, but the new ones are off the charts cool looking.
03:35:04.000
That's why my girl's SUV. You let me do my thing, man.
03:35:16.000
That thing looks like a turd with eyes compared to that Viper.
03:35:21.000
That Viper shits on everything we've seen so much.
03:35:32.000
It looks like a girl with a 13-inch waist and tits as big as the sun.
03:35:41.000
A big, ridiculous, bulbous ass that did no shorts in the world.
03:35:47.000
Meanwhile, the GTR is fucking Foxy Betty, but just fast as fuck.
03:35:59.000
Her pussy, the way her Daisy Dukes are wedged up in her vagina, it's elephant armpit.
03:36:07.000
Is that a turn-on for guys when they see a moose knuckle?
03:36:13.000
It must have been a joke, but on Instagram or something, I saw, like, there's a thing that you could...
03:36:23.000
Well, because people try anything to get an edge.
03:36:44.000
Imagine smelling the crack of those things after a long day in Mexican food.
03:37:19.000
They've been doing that for like two years now.
03:37:26.000
You're pulling jeans up your ass and you're fucking up...
03:37:32.000
Either way, they're going to end up on the floor.
03:37:34.000
Either way, they're going to end up on the floor.
03:37:49.000
Any girl that wears anything other than yoga pants is an asshole.
03:38:03.000
Just say you do yoga until you took a couple classes.
03:38:14.000
You have your daytime workout gear and then you have your nighttime workout gear.
03:38:18.000
I like to be like sleek and move through the air easy.
03:38:23.000
Yeah, it's amazing it took so long to figure out yoga pants.
03:38:41.000
Damn, they're making a fucking killing with that fucking...
03:38:48.000
They straighten out all the cellulite and shit.
03:38:57.000
They hate to be a downer here, but they'll honeydick you, because it's like sausage, it's packaged.
03:39:08.000
They need to make La La Lulu's work with holes in them.
03:39:10.000
With holes in them, so you have to take them out?
03:39:13.000
There's a little Velcro, you just go like that, bam, you don't ever have to take them off.
03:39:19.000
Yeah, there's something about those fucking yoga pants, man.
03:39:23.000
It's amazing how dumb they were in the 60s and the 70s.
03:39:27.000
Until the Dukes of Hazzard came along, they never even figured out cut-off jeans.
03:39:34.000
As soon as they figured out that, oh, you could basically just have your vagina a slight tug away.
03:39:39.000
Because all you have to do if you want to fuck a girl who's wearing Daisy Dukes, she bends over and you go like this.
03:39:51.000
You unbutton that button, one button, and you push that bitch over the side.
03:40:02.000
See, the girls today, they wear Daisy Dukes, but they're so tight you can't even get them off.
03:40:13.000
One pop of that brass button, and that cooter's flying into the breeze.
03:40:56.000
As my grandmother would say, she has a lovely figure.
03:41:47.000
Stop ruining everything that's good in the world.
03:42:10.000
She used to be the booty girl before the Instagram days.
03:42:32.000
Isn't it amazing that the shape is worth so much more?
03:42:37.000
Like having a big ass and having shape like that to your ass.
03:42:56.000
I don't want the implants, but when they put the cellulite injects into the ass...
03:44:19.000
You take any chick, any flat ass chick who skipped PE class, who had ditching notes and never went, you take her at 23. Whatever that is.
03:44:30.000
You take her at 25. She realized she fucked up by fucking skipping PE class.
03:44:38.000
All them nerdy chicks that were playing soccer, now they're getting all the dudes.
03:44:41.000
But if they go to fucking Colorado, find the Olympic squat team, go do some squats for fucking two years, it'll make a big difference, trust me.
03:44:53.000
You might have to inject some steroids into that ass.
03:45:04.000
Three years, you're going to see a big difference.
03:45:06.000
And she's going to have a dick that she can drop on your forehead while she rides your face.
03:45:17.000
She's in this new short film that just showed up online the other day.
03:45:22.000
She's playing a character or something, but that's what she looks like now.
03:45:25.000
Oh, this is that new film that's supposed to be really strange.
03:45:29.000
Was it one of those online things that a piece on it?
03:45:32.000
A lot of it is her wearing no makeup, and it's pretty gritty and real.
03:45:41.000
It's interesting what these girls become, like, because they go from being the hottest thing in the world where everybody wants to fuck them to being, like, you know, an older lady.
03:46:00.000
Karma Electra, all All these beautiful actresses.
03:46:02.000
I remember when I moved from Orange County to Hollywood, I thought, what am I going to bring?
03:46:09.000
I was 21, and I didn't know who Pamela Anderson was.
03:46:25.000
Hot young girls in their little skimpy things, and they've got her like...
03:46:34.000
Dude, and she's drinking juices and shit to look young?
03:47:04.000
I like how when they show her smoking weed, she's like sitting down.
03:47:12.000
Her brother's an old friend of mine, and we were doing some work together, whatever.
03:47:17.000
She lived in Malibu at the height of Pam Anderson.
03:47:22.000
It was after Tommy Lee, but she was dating Marcus Schenkenberg.
03:47:25.000
He was a supermodel, 6'5", and me and her brother were in the back smoking weed, and he comes back and goes, Hey, do you mind if I have a couple tokes of that weed?
03:47:32.000
So we're sitting back, and I'll never forget thinking...
03:47:35.000
This guy, I would never have my girl around this motherfucker.
03:47:43.000
Alan Juban would be scared of this motherfucker.
03:47:53.000
When you bust out that speed of shots, that's the gayest picture that anybody's ever taken without a dick in their mouth.
03:47:59.000
I smoked weed with that guy and I was like, holy shit, this guy is intimidating.
03:48:30.000
You also probably got a lot of things that she was carrying along with her.
03:48:39.000
Nah, she's probably like close to 50. You seen Cindy Crawford?
03:48:44.000
Let's see what Cindy Crawford looks like right now.
03:48:46.000
I saw her in person at a party less than a year ago.
03:48:52.000
I can't remember the last time I looked at a girl and was like, she takes care of herself.
03:49:05.000
Dude, Christy Brinkley's 60 fucking two years old.
03:49:32.000
I used to have a picture of Cindy Crawford, a poster of Cindy Crawford up in my room.
03:50:04.000
And she looks like she's a really hot 34-year-old.
03:50:07.000
She might have found that shit you're talking about, that technology.
03:50:14.000
She's probably doing every trick in the book, but the right way.
03:50:18.000
Papaya juice, she puts it in her fucking skin cream.
03:50:24.000
She's telling everybody, this is how I stay young.
03:50:28.000
She's not going to tell those young bitches how she's doing it.
03:50:48.000
It's like Christy Brinkley on her 62nd birthday and she's like in a car.
03:50:58.000
You're not going to find one where she looks bad, which is really crazy.
03:51:37.000
I've never seen that anyone looks really good at a late age that's saying that that's the only way to do it.
03:51:46.000
The thing that a healthy, balanced diet is certainly the way to stay at least in a reasonably good condition, but then you've got to find the right...
03:51:55.000
Amount of amino acids and the right amount of vitamins.
03:52:15.000
He was doing arm bars to 93. See, I don't know.
03:52:18.000
I heard a conspiracy about them doing Weekend at Bernie's with him.
03:52:31.000
No, dude, he died in his 90s, which is way above average.
03:52:34.000
The average age of Americans is 75. He also worked out nonstop.
03:52:38.000
He lived 20 years past the average, and he was still like, you know, you see him in interviews, he's old.
03:52:45.000
It looked like his brain was still intact, you know?
03:52:51.000
Well, it's certainly always smart to watch what you're eating and making sure you get a lot of healthy foods.
03:52:55.000
And he wasn't into anything processed, any bullshit.
03:53:01.000
The Gracie diet's real interesting because the idea behind it is that you make different enzymes for different things.
03:53:05.000
Like you would never eat meat with like watermelon.
03:53:14.000
I don't know who was the originator of that diet.
03:53:19.000
Carlos was super into spiritual channeling and all sorts of astrology.
03:53:31.000
Hedder eats acai every single night for dinner.
03:53:39.000
With like granola and flax seed and all sorts of stuff.
03:53:43.000
Well, those videos that he used to make about how to make juices and all these different things.
03:53:49.000
Well, eating healthy is fucking super important.
03:53:52.000
I mean, that's that stupid old cliche that everybody hates, but you are what you eat.
03:53:58.000
Your body's made out of all the nutrients that you put in it, all the food that you take in.
03:54:02.000
If you eat shitty food, your body has shitty materials to work with.
03:54:07.000
If you're not healthy and you're eating shitty food, the first thing you should do is stop eating shitty food.
03:54:18.000
And two weeks into no shit, I've had no shit at all.
03:54:44.000
When I hurt my back, I got up to like 205. Maybe even a little heavier than that.
03:54:54.000
I would catch myself in the mirror and go, Ew, no more eating for you, you fuck.
03:55:00.000
Well, when my back was really hurt and it was really tough to work out, there was definitely some...
03:55:08.000
But as soon as I start working out again, your body's got muscle memory.
03:55:14.000
But this diet's different, man, because the idea behind it is that your body starts going into fat-burning mode instead of glucose-burning mode.
03:55:21.000
And if you can do that, what happens is, what's weird, this is one of the weirdest parts about it, is in between meals, I don't get really that hungry.
03:55:30.000
When you're on glucose, your body crashes, your sugar gets low.
03:55:35.000
Yeah, and that crash, you get fucking starving.
03:55:39.000
How long did that take you to get there, though?
03:55:48.000
I told you who's been doing that diet for literally three or four years is Tebow.
03:55:58.000
Kyle Kingsbury was raving about it, and he's one of the guys that got me convinced that this is definitely the way to go.
03:56:12.000
Kingsbury can easily do his own podcast, and I hope he does.
03:56:36.000
He did it with me, but it didn't work that way.
03:56:38.000
He's up there for top ten most shredded UFC fighters.
03:56:44.000
Well, he's only been on that ketogenic diet, I think, for this past year, some months, but he's always been super healthy, always a real good athlete.
03:57:13.000
But what's interesting about him is he's anti-vaccine.
03:57:28.000
You definitely want to get your kid vaccinated, 100%.
03:57:30.000
There's many different doctors that prescribe many what they believe are more conservative protocols.
03:57:37.000
And there's a lot of doctors, again, doctors, who are leaning towards that because they feel like it gives your baby time to recover from the vaccines.
03:57:46.000
Questioning the efficacy of vaccines, it's saying that there might be some debate as to how many you stack, like how many you put together.
03:57:55.000
So you're saying there's a possibility that if you crunch them in together that there could be problems because there's too much of the baby to take?
03:58:06.000
And if you Google it, Find out how much money has been paid off by people that took vaccines and got injured or ill.
03:58:13.000
Kids, babies that had issues because of vaccines.
03:58:19.000
It's also, you have to deal with how many numbers of people.
03:58:24.000
And you know how many of those people are allergic to walnuts?
03:58:27.000
How many of those people, if they get around cats, they could die?
03:58:35.000
The same medicine that they give you and you'd be fine, they could give me and I could get deathly ill.
03:58:42.000
And that's something that people don't exactly factor in when they start talking about vaccines.
03:58:48.000
Everybody thinks that it's either some crazy government conspiracy to make everybody retarded, or it's something that you have to do or we're all going to die.
03:58:55.000
Well, what about the CDC study from 2004 that they had to do a study, the CDC, to make sure that the MMR vaccine didn't, there wasn't autism links.
03:59:07.000
There was three doctors that were in charge of that study.
03:59:09.000
So when the results showed initially that there were no links to autism.
03:59:15.000
But years later, and it's happening right now, one of the doctors, Dr. William Thompson, he still works for the CDC. This is not a conspiracy theory.
03:59:23.000
He said, we were told to put all links to autism from the MMR vaccine into the garbage.
03:59:46.000
You're saying he said that, so there's a video of him?
03:59:55.000
You know, circumcision, they asked me today, do you want to circumcise your baby?
03:59:58.000
I said, yeah, I don't want to have that anteater dick.
04:00:02.000
Dude, baby's dicks, when you cut them like that, first of all, sometimes kids lose their dick.
04:00:21.000
It's a cultural thing, and people like the way it looks better.
04:00:34.000
If he decides when he gets older to get circumcised, it's not hard to do.
04:00:46.000
Congressman, a CDC whistleblower, and an autism tempest in a trash can.
04:00:54.000
I found a site that didn't seem like a legit one, so I tried to find something.
04:00:57.000
And is this saying what Eddie Ruther was saying?
04:01:11.000
If we go deep into conspiracy theory rabbit hole, we're going to need to show booties.
04:01:28.000
This was the most non-fight-oriented podcast ever.
04:01:51.000
And then we're at the Irvine Improv, March 16th.
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Uncle Creepy MMA. I'm helping open a cryotherapy place.
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We're going to have cryotherapy and hyperbaric chambers in Lake Forest.
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Yeah, definitely you need to have your own podcast.