The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion

00:00:00.000 All the results.

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00:00:06.000 And we're live, ladies and gentlemen.

00:00:08.000 It's a fight companion.

00:00:09.000 It's me, Brian Callens, on the way, but it's his birthday.

00:00:13.000 And he's old as fuck, and sometimes you get old, you lose your keys, and you don't know what time it is and shit.

00:00:18.000 Eddie motherfucking Bravo!

00:00:20.000 Yo, yo, yo!

00:00:22.000 And Brendan Chobb is up in this bitch.

00:00:25.000 What up?

00:00:25.000 And we're watching Bellator.

00:00:27.000 I hope nobody at the UFC gets mad.

00:00:30.000 But it's a big fight.

00:00:31.000 This is an important one.

00:00:32.000 We are...

00:00:33.000 Right now, this is...

00:00:36.000 The heavyweight finals is going to be Fedor versus Ryan Boehner.

00:00:39.000 I'm excited for that.

00:00:40.000 I am excited about that.

00:00:41.000 I'm very excited.

00:00:42.000 I like Ryan Boehner at heavyweight.

00:00:43.000 He looks fucking fantastic.

00:00:44.000 Love him.

00:00:45.000 He's bigger than me right now.

00:00:46.000 Dude, how many of these guys just should have done that a long time ago and just stopped cutting weight?

00:00:50.000 Went to heavyweight?

00:00:51.000 Just crucifying their body.

00:00:53.000 Chris Weidman, I think, is kind of one of the main ones.

00:00:55.000 You think so?

00:00:56.000 I think he's going to excel at light heavyweight.

00:00:58.000 He's got a disc replaced in his neck.

00:01:00.000 Yeah, he's fucked up, but I'll figure it out.

00:01:02.000 The worst nightmare, though, for a fighter in wrestling or MMA is just being overpowered by somebody.

00:01:08.000 That's why they're killing themselves.

00:01:10.000 They would rather go in there depleted than get thrown around.

00:01:15.000 It's so old school.

00:01:16.000 It's such an old school way of thinking, I feel like.

00:01:18.000 It makes sense, though, a little bit.

00:01:19.000 To be that bully?

00:01:21.000 In wrestling, it's still fun.

00:01:23.000 I know, but look at T.J. Dillashaw.

00:01:25.000 Look at TJ Dillashaw.

00:01:26.000 Oh yeah, but that's hard to say.

00:01:28.000 Let's talk about that fight.

00:01:29.000 Because I watched that fight several times.

00:01:32.000 I'm of the opinion that was a quick stoppage.

00:01:34.000 Early stoppage for sure.

00:01:35.000 Early stoppage.

00:01:36.000 Here's my other point with that.

00:01:38.000 When they're 125 pounds, you can let it go on a little longer than if they were heavyweights.

00:01:43.000 I'd hear more on the side of let it go longer because they're 125 pounds.

00:01:47.000 They could be 1,000 pounds each and that fight got stopped quick.

00:01:50.000 Let them fucking fight.

00:01:51.000 Let them fucking fight.

00:01:52.000 Especially when you're talking about a legacy fight.

00:01:55.000 Dudes were pissed.

00:01:55.000 Dudes were expending 69 bucks.

00:01:57.000 How about TJ? Exactly.

00:01:59.000 Dude, that's a legacy fight.

00:02:00.000 Right, that guy drained his body to get down to 125 pounds.

00:02:04.000 Hey, don't get me wrong though, Henry Cejudo is a beast.

00:02:06.000 Bad motherfucker.

00:02:07.000 He's a beast.

00:02:07.000 He probably would have beat him anyways.

00:02:09.000 But for people that are paying for the event, we want to see some highlight shit.

00:02:09.000 Maybe.

00:02:15.000 We want to see a definite knockout.

00:02:17.000 We don't want to, you know...

00:02:19.000 I thought the ref, whoever he was, he was just...

00:02:21.000 In the beginning, you could tell he wanted to stop it.

00:02:24.000 There's guys that they just want to get in there and save their lives.

00:02:27.000 He's a really good ref, though.

00:02:28.000 You're not going to save anybody's life.

00:02:29.000 He made a mistake.

00:02:30.000 Look, it's fucking hard to do.

00:02:31.000 It's a hard job.

00:02:32.000 I am so glad I'm not a referee.

00:02:34.000 Because when they make a mistake, they can't say, Oh, I fucked up.

00:02:37.000 Let's do it again.

00:02:38.000 You remember they used to be able to?

00:02:39.000 Do you remember when Big John McCarthy stopped the fight between Murillo Bustamante and Matt...

00:02:44.000 Fuck.

00:02:46.000 Matt Lindland.

00:02:47.000 Matt Lindland tapped and said he didn't tap.

00:02:49.000 And Big John McCarthy let the fight continue.

00:02:53.000 And he tapped him again.

00:02:54.000 Bustamante got him in an arm bar.

00:02:55.000 Check out this arm bar.

00:02:56.000 Oh, look at that right away.

00:02:58.000 Damn, we missed an arm bar.

00:03:00.000 That was some serious jiu-jitsu right there, dude.

00:03:02.000 Well, we'll see it in the highlights.

00:03:03.000 Jesus Christ.

00:03:04.000 We'll just warm it up.

00:03:04.000 Unfortunately, we have to talk.

00:03:05.000 Yeah.

00:03:06.000 That was nice.

00:03:06.000 Let's get real.

00:03:07.000 Hey, Bellator's got some fucking high-level fights now, man.

00:03:10.000 They are on the way up.

00:03:12.000 They're as close to the UFC as you can get right now.

00:03:15.000 They have the biggest prospect in the sport in Pico.

00:03:17.000 Yeah.

00:03:18.000 By far.

00:03:18.000 Not even close.

00:03:19.000 Taking it back a little bit, what about Conan Silveira versus Sokka fucking Raba?

00:03:24.000 Remember that shit?

00:03:25.000 Same thing!

00:03:25.000 Oh yeah, man!

00:03:26.000 They redid the fight!

00:03:28.000 The whole fight got redid.

00:03:28.000 Yeah!

00:03:29.000 That's old school.

00:03:30.000 It got stopped early.

00:03:31.000 That was Big John too.

00:03:32.000 And then they decided, you know what, let him fight again.

00:03:34.000 Big John, he got hit.

00:03:35.000 Later that night.

00:03:36.000 Conan hit Sakuraba.

00:03:39.000 Sakuraba dropped and went down for a single.

00:03:41.000 And they stopped the fight.

00:03:42.000 And he's like, what the fuck are you doing?

00:03:43.000 But that was in Japan.

00:03:45.000 They pulled him aside.

00:03:46.000 In Japan, it's like, no.

00:03:47.000 Wild West, bro.

00:03:47.000 They were like, no.

00:03:49.000 I don't know why they don't let Big John score the rounds.

00:03:51.000 That's tight.

00:03:52.000 I don't know why they don't let him chime in unofficially with a scorecard and tell everyone how it's going.

00:03:56.000 Probably doesn't.

00:03:58.000 He probably doesn't want to do it.

00:03:59.000 The problem with that is...

00:04:01.000 When I did it, the problem was, when they announced the unofficial scorecard, and if I was right, and the general consensus was on my side, and they flash it, if the other fighter wins, dude, those judges get trashed.

00:04:18.000 They should get trashed.

00:04:19.000 They should get trashed.

00:04:19.000 They have to be held responsible.

00:04:21.000 No, this is what it was, though.

00:04:23.000 In the beginning, the UFC was bending over backwards for the commission, because they had to.

00:04:32.000 Well, they still are.

00:04:32.000 They had to, but they had to.

00:04:34.000 But boxing doesn't have to do that.

00:04:36.000 Boxing doesn't have to bend over backwards for the commission.

00:04:38.000 Boxing was around before the commission.

00:04:40.000 So boxing doesn't have to kiss ass to the commission.

00:04:44.000 The UFC had to because they were a new sport and the commission could have easily just shut it down.

00:04:48.000 So it was a different dynamic.

00:04:50.000 That makes sense.

00:04:51.000 The difference is you were doing it as an independent, meaning you weren't doing commentary.

00:04:56.000 So we were doing commentary and you were coming in in between rounds.

00:04:59.000 It was very educational.

00:05:00.000 If Big John was doing it, the problem would be that he's actually doing commentary while he's doing it.

00:05:05.000 That's very hard to do.

00:05:06.000 I'm not a fan of doing that.

00:05:07.000 Because when I'm doing commentary, I'm telling you what's happening, but really what I'm trying to do is be entertaining.

00:05:13.000 I'm trying to give some life to it.

00:05:15.000 I'm trying to put some emotion to it.

00:05:18.000 But I'm not...

00:05:19.000 Really scoring.

00:05:20.000 No, I'm not saying that, but I'm not saying have, like, say you score it and then also do the fight.

00:05:25.000 I'm saying maybe have him outside of it, because they have 17 commentators.

00:05:31.000 Well, Big John is their big guy, though, now.

00:05:33.000 It's Goldie and Big John.

00:05:35.000 Well, you got Frank Mary, you got Chael Sonnen, you got Goldie.

00:05:38.000 But while the fights are happening, the voice you're hearing on television is Big John.

00:05:42.000 There's no way he can do that, in my opinion.

00:05:45.000 I don't feel like...

00:05:46.000 That would be a big cut in his paycheck.

00:05:47.000 Jimmy Smith used to do that.

00:05:48.000 I'm not saying he can't.

00:05:49.000 Jimmy Smith used to do it.

00:05:50.000 Jimmy Smith used to do scoring in between rounds.

00:05:52.000 And it was good.

00:05:53.000 It was good.

00:05:53.000 Jimmy's very good at it.

00:05:54.000 What's he gonna do now?

00:05:55.000 I don't know, man.

00:05:56.000 I'm not happy.

00:05:57.000 I'm not happy that the UFC got rid of him.

00:06:00.000 I think he's really good.

00:06:01.000 I get it.

00:06:01.000 I understand it.

00:06:02.000 They have a lot of other people.

00:06:03.000 Did he leave Bellator on bad terms or good terms?

00:06:05.000 I do not know.

00:06:06.000 I think they were cutting the money.

00:06:09.000 It was a financial thing.

00:06:10.000 I don't think he left on...

00:06:11.000 He's still on good terms, but they offered him less money because they have these other dudes.

00:06:15.000 So he's like, oh, the UFC's obviously their dream job, but they signed a one-year contract.

00:06:19.000 Did you ask anybody why they let him go?

00:06:22.000 They want to use fighters.

00:06:23.000 It wasn't a fit.

00:06:24.000 But he did fight.

00:06:25.000 They want UFC fighters.

00:06:27.000 They want UFC fighters.

00:06:29.000 You know what?

00:06:30.000 That's how the NFL is.

00:06:32.000 The color commentator is always a former NFL player.

00:06:37.000 Tony Romo?

00:06:38.000 Tony Romo as a commentator?

00:06:40.000 He crushed it.

00:06:41.000 I heard he crushed it.

00:06:42.000 Oh, the best.

00:06:43.000 He calls exactly what's going to happen before it even happens.

00:06:45.000 He goes, Alright, people kind of dislike it.

00:06:48.000 I love it.

00:06:48.000 He goes, this is going to be a run to the right.

00:06:49.000 Get ready.

00:06:50.000 And then, sure enough, that's what they do.

00:06:52.000 He reads it before it all happens.

00:06:53.000 Then they even check.

00:06:54.000 He goes, alright, he's going to throw a slant in the top left.

00:06:57.000 Hire that fucking dude.

00:06:59.000 Hire the fucking Mama Cleto of NFL. They were all talking about him at the store last night.

00:07:02.000 They were talking about how insane his commentary is.

00:07:03.000 I love him.

00:07:05.000 Jason Tebow was saying he's the best commentator in all sports.

00:07:08.000 What game did he commentate?

00:07:09.000 He did the Brady game.

00:07:13.000 The Patriots Chiefs.

00:07:14.000 Dude, that game.

00:07:15.000 I know it's about MMA, but fuck, dude.

00:07:18.000 Hey, Eddie, talk us through this, by the way.

00:07:19.000 Here.

00:07:21.000 He's going for the Kimura.

00:07:22.000 Yeah, fuck your football, Eddie.

00:07:23.000 But while this is happening, while this is happening.

00:07:25.000 Fucking Brady, dude.

00:07:26.000 Well, let's call this guy's name out, too, because we didn't give this guy's name away.

00:07:29.000 To counter the takedown, he goes for Kimura, and he rides that Kimura all the way to an arm bar, and then he kind of swims with the Kimura still intact, the arm pops, and boom.

00:07:42.000 Fucking beautiful, huh?

00:07:44.000 That's some tight-ass submission.

00:07:45.000 He looks strong, too.

00:07:46.000 That's just a super-powerful Kimura.

00:07:49.000 Yeah, amazing.

00:07:51.000 Amazing.

00:07:51.000 Powerful beard as well.

00:07:52.000 Kimuras aren't just for Kimuras.

00:07:55.000 Kimuras are for back takes and for straight armbar setups.

00:07:59.000 So, the traditional Kimura is probably the heart, you know, when you take the arm and you crank it behind his back.

00:07:59.000 You know what I mean?

00:08:09.000 That's probably the hardest of the three.

00:08:11.000 You know, it's probably easier just to use the Kimura grip to take the back or to turn it into a spiderweb armbar.

00:08:18.000 Adele Altamimi.

00:08:20.000 Adele Altamimi.

00:08:22.000 A.K.A. Chris Pratt's friend.

00:08:26.000 Chris Pratt's in there with him.

00:08:28.000 Is Chris Pratt a comedian?

00:08:29.000 No, Star Lord.

00:08:31.000 He's the guy who controls the Philosoraptors, bro.

00:08:33.000 The fucking guy from Jurassic Park.

00:08:35.000 Dude, I don't watch Jurassic Park.

00:08:36.000 Guardians of the Galaxy?

00:08:37.000 Guardians of the Galaxy?

00:08:38.000 Oh my god, I walked out of that as soon as that fucking little wood, little animal thing.

00:08:42.000 What do they call it?

00:08:43.000 The Vin Diesel voice.

00:08:45.000 Oh my god.

00:08:45.000 Groot.

00:08:46.000 How dare you?

00:08:49.000 There's Chris Pratt right there.

00:08:50.000 He's with the guy the whole way.

00:08:51.000 What is happening?

00:08:52.000 Now, this is a little overboard, Chris.

00:08:53.000 Why is Chris so intense, too?

00:08:54.000 Chris, I love you, buddy, but get the fuck out of the picture.

00:08:57.000 He's translating.

00:08:58.000 And that shirt is way too tight.

00:09:00.000 And that's coming from a guy like me.

00:09:01.000 That's way too tight.

00:09:02.000 No, that's how I like to wear mine.

00:09:04.000 No, you don't, sir.

00:09:05.000 No, you don't.

00:09:06.000 Fuck yeah, especially if I'm on TV. Dude, he has a mid-trip.

00:09:08.000 Not only am I doing that, I'm doing push-ups before I get up there.

00:09:11.000 Bro, how dare you?

00:09:14.000 I'm going to do some fucking dips on some chairs.

00:09:20.000 That's a beautiful armbar, though.

00:09:21.000 Dude, let's hear Chris Pratt get on the mic.

00:09:24.000 No, we don't have to turn it up.

00:09:24.000 Shout out to Ernest Galaxy.

00:09:25.000 It's okay, because I don't want...

00:09:28.000 Oh, we should tell people what the time code is.

00:09:31.000 Do we have a time code up?

00:09:32.000 I had it up, yeah, but it was so quick it froze, and then I took it off, and then I took it off.

00:09:36.000 We'll let you guys know.

00:09:37.000 Maybe that's Bellator's idea.

00:09:38.000 Maybe they think, hey, how about we have celebrities walk out with these fighters?

00:09:43.000 They'll try anything, bro.

00:09:44.000 They'll try porn.

00:09:46.000 They'll try fighter porn.

00:09:47.000 Isn't Bellator kind of blowing up?

00:09:50.000 The men fighters, the female fighters bang each other.

00:09:52.000 They're doing well.

00:09:53.000 Is this pay-per-view?

00:09:55.000 No.

00:09:55.000 No, no, no.

00:09:56.000 That was a disaster.

00:09:57.000 They've done pay-per-view.

00:09:58.000 It was a disaster.

00:09:58.000 Not the Hoist Gracie one.

00:10:00.000 They made money on that one.

00:10:02.000 I don't think that was pay-per-view, was it?

00:10:04.000 These do well.

00:10:05.000 The Paramounts do well.

00:10:06.000 They get good ratings.

00:10:07.000 I think the Hoist Gracie one was not pay-per-view.

00:10:07.000 Am I wrong?

00:10:10.000 The Hoist Gracie, Ken Shamrock.

00:10:12.000 That's not pay-per-view.

00:10:13.000 That wasn't pay-per-view?

00:10:14.000 In 1996 it was.

00:10:16.000 They can't do a pay-per-view in 2016. Come on, man.

00:10:18.000 You know you watch that shit.

00:10:19.000 Did you watch it?

00:10:20.000 I watched it all.

00:10:21.000 I was excited.

00:10:22.000 I was excited, but I watch them all.

00:10:24.000 I have a problem.

00:10:25.000 Chuck Liddell and Tito Ortiz did 25,000 buys.

00:10:30.000 No way.

00:10:31.000 Dude, that's so fucked up.

00:10:33.000 Dude, you could do 25,000 buys.

00:10:35.000 I could piss into this beer can and get 25,000 buys.

00:10:38.000 You could do a seminar on Flat Earth and you'd get 25,000 buys.

00:10:43.000 That's true.

00:10:44.000 That's true.

00:10:46.000 There's a lot of dumb motherfuckers out there.

00:10:49.000 I mean, it is fucking crazy that Dad only got $25,000.

00:10:54.000 No.

00:10:54.000 Is it crazy?

00:10:55.000 The card was so poorly done.

00:10:56.000 So bad.

00:10:56.000 Thundercard was so fucking terrible.

00:10:59.000 The production was awful.

00:11:01.000 Their intros were ethically bad.

00:11:04.000 Ethically fucking bad.

00:11:04.000 Yeah.

00:11:06.000 It was kind of a shit show to watch.

00:11:08.000 I enjoyed it because it was such a shit show.

00:11:10.000 It was just a decent product.

00:11:11.000 It's not as fun.

00:11:12.000 It was the Oscar De La Hoya show.

00:11:13.000 It's so bad.

00:11:14.000 Dude, if I look like a thumb, does Jay Glazer look like a big toe?

00:11:19.000 Big Torah dickhead.

00:11:20.000 Dude, I almost shaved my head.

00:11:22.000 I almost shaved my head the other day.

00:11:23.000 You should do it.

00:11:24.000 Completely?

00:11:24.000 It's freedom, man.

00:11:25.000 You have great hair.

00:11:26.000 Dude, I'm losing it.

00:11:27.000 Whoa!

00:11:27.000 It's freedom.

00:11:28.000 I'm eventually going to have to shave.

00:11:29.000 No, Eddie, too soon?

00:11:30.000 Fuck yeah, you got good hair.

00:11:31.000 Don't join that club.

00:11:32.000 Yeah, bro.

00:11:33.000 Don't listen to these guys.

00:11:34.000 Might have to grow a beard.

00:11:34.000 I'm about to go.

00:11:36.000 I'm one guy here.

00:11:37.000 Callan needs to fucking let it go.

00:11:39.000 Let's be real.

00:11:39.000 His hair is going, we'll see ya.

00:11:42.000 I almost showed up with a bald head.

00:11:44.000 Don't do that to me, dude.

00:11:45.000 You got good hair.

00:11:46.000 Calen's got the same issue.

00:11:47.000 Calen had hair transplant, too.

00:11:49.000 So he's got a scar back there as well.

00:11:51.000 It's getting so light.

00:11:52.000 He probably didn't tell the world.

00:11:54.000 No, he's talked about it before.

00:11:56.000 No, he has.

00:11:56.000 I know.

00:11:57.000 I would never say it if he did.

00:11:58.000 I'll tell you who has the best fucking hairpiece is Piven.

00:12:04.000 That shit, I had no idea.

00:12:05.000 Do you know he used to play George Costanza on Seinfeld?

00:12:08.000 Because he had the same fucking bird's nest thing.

00:12:10.000 Well, he had a bunch of surgeries, I think.

00:12:12.000 Oh, no, that thing is dead meat up there, bro.

00:12:15.000 That thing is fucking, that thing is sewn into a skull.

00:12:18.000 I had no idea.

00:12:20.000 How dare you?

00:12:21.000 This is live.

00:12:22.000 Oh, what?

00:12:23.000 People are listening?

00:12:24.000 I'm just saying.

00:12:25.000 He has fucking, no, I'm saying good for him.

00:12:28.000 Good fake hair.

00:12:28.000 Yes, there's no problem, you know, there's no issues.

00:12:31.000 I'll probably do the same shit.

00:12:32.000 Yeah.

00:12:34.000 Thank God it's not the 80s, though, because in the 80s, man, if you had long hair and you were losing your hair, it was basically a death sentence.

00:12:42.000 I had a singer in my band.

00:12:45.000 No one could have a shaved head back then.

00:12:47.000 Rob Halford was the only guy.

00:12:47.000 What do people do?

00:12:48.000 We allowed him to shave his head because he could sing so great.

00:12:52.000 He's also dressing really weird, you know, with his fucking biker leather shit.

00:12:52.000 We just said, okay.

00:12:57.000 Well, he dressed like people in the gay community dress.

00:13:01.000 Came out with the leather and the motorcycles and all that shit.

00:13:04.000 And all the kids thought that was heavy metal.

00:13:07.000 So I wore all that shit.

00:13:09.000 And I always thought in the back of my head, I thought it was weird that gay people wear the same shit and dumb dudes do.

00:13:14.000 I thought that was weird.

00:13:15.000 It must be a coincidence.

00:13:17.000 Dude, we've talked about that on the podcast before, that Rob Halford conned a whole group of people into dressing gay.

00:13:22.000 How about Freddie Mercury was telling everybody he was super gay, he was not trying to hide it from anybody, but I thought, oh, he's just a rock star.

00:13:31.000 His style was dope.

00:13:32.000 The band's name was Queen, but no one thought he was gay.

00:13:35.000 Are you sure no one thought he was gay?

00:13:37.000 Probably some people, but the masses didn't.

00:13:39.000 I bet everybody knew.

00:13:40.000 Not the masses.

00:13:40.000 It took a while.

00:13:41.000 If you watch the movie, like the documentary, everyone was like, what?

00:13:45.000 But now we look back and we're like, are you fucking joking me?

00:13:48.000 He was telling everybody.

00:13:48.000 How about Elton John?

00:13:50.000 Well, forget all of them.

00:13:51.000 Liberace is the craziest one.

00:13:52.000 Exactly.

00:13:53.000 Liberace, they were like, Liberace, when are you going to find a nice woman and settle down?

00:13:57.000 I keep looking.

00:13:58.000 I can't.

00:13:59.000 Well, you know what?

00:14:01.000 I don't know.

00:14:02.000 I think Freddie Mercury was a little crazier than...

00:14:06.000 No, Liberace, bro?

00:14:08.000 The name of his band was Queen.

00:14:09.000 It's true.

00:14:10.000 But he's a rock star.

00:14:12.000 Liberace played a piano and came out in a fucking gold Royals Royce and had fucking pigeons coming out of his asshole.

00:14:20.000 And we're like, no, he's normal.

00:14:21.000 Did we talk about this before?

00:14:21.000 Yeah.

00:14:22.000 Why there's such a disproportionate amount of gay singers?

00:14:26.000 No, why?

00:14:27.000 Dude, who's running the music business?

00:14:27.000 Because who's...

00:14:30.000 A lot of gay dudes, and who's gonna...

00:14:32.000 Wait a minute, is that true?

00:14:33.000 I don't know anything about that.

00:14:34.000 It's true, it's no big deal.

00:14:36.000 Gay guys are running the music business?

00:14:38.000 Did you know that, Brendan?

00:14:39.000 No, I didn't know that.

00:14:40.000 You didn't know that?

00:14:40.000 No, I didn't.

00:14:41.000 Who's down to suck dick quicker than a gay singer?

00:14:48.000 Wait a minute.

00:14:49.000 So you think the reason why there's so many gay singers is that they're the ones who suck the dicks to make it to the top?

00:14:53.000 That's just the theory.

00:14:55.000 That's just the theory.

00:14:56.000 Hold on.

00:14:57.000 There's a disproportionate amount of gay singers.

00:14:59.000 Let me offer you an alternative explanation.

00:15:01.000 There's way more straight than gay.

00:15:01.000 Think about that.

00:15:02.000 Hold on.

00:15:03.000 Hold on.

00:15:04.000 Here's the alternative explanation.

00:15:06.000 Gay people feel maligned.

00:15:10.000 They feel like they're left out.

00:15:12.000 They are sad because of this.

00:15:15.000 They live hard lives.

00:15:17.000 They maintain all of this emotion inside of them.

00:15:20.000 And they want to express it some way.

00:15:21.000 So they figure out a way to sing and to entertain.

00:15:25.000 That's that shit right there, bro.

00:15:27.000 Now you look at that.

00:15:28.000 Behind the Candelabra is the best movie ever.

00:15:30.000 That's what I think.

00:15:31.000 I think they're bullied and they're depressed.

00:15:34.000 The people that are the most pushed out in society, those are the ones who become comedians.

00:15:39.000 Those are the ones who become singers.

00:15:41.000 Those are the ones that become actors even.

00:15:43.000 They write the best shit.

00:15:44.000 They need something to get out.

00:15:47.000 Gay comedians, there ain't that many.

00:15:49.000 You'd be surprised.

00:15:49.000 Oh, there's a gang of them.

00:15:50.000 There's a gang of them.

00:15:50.000 No.

00:15:51.000 There's a couple.

00:15:52.000 No, there's a gang of them.

00:15:53.000 There's a lot.

00:15:54.000 I know quite a few.

00:15:56.000 I'd say there's more gay actors than there are singers.

00:15:58.000 Bro, singers?

00:16:00.000 Name some few singers.

00:16:01.000 We just talked about four or five that are dead.

00:16:05.000 Two, three, Rob Halford, still kicking.

00:16:09.000 Liberace died of everything.

00:16:11.000 He had the full cocktail running around inside of him.

00:16:11.000 Dude.

00:16:14.000 Just everything.

00:16:15.000 Yeah, I hear that dick implant.

00:16:16.000 Fucked all the dudes.

00:16:17.000 Joey Diaz used to have a fucking bit, and we played a little bit of it one time on the podcast, but it's not the best version of it, of Beyond the Candelabra, the fucking HBO movie with Matt Damon.

00:16:26.000 I love that movie.

00:16:27.000 And Michael Douglas.

00:16:29.000 Do you remember Joey Diaz's bit?

00:16:31.000 Yeah, I saw it in San Jose.

00:16:33.000 That was probably one of the best sets I've ever seen him do in San Jose.

00:16:38.000 He had that whole bit down.

00:16:40.000 San Jose Improv?

00:16:41.000 Joey was a goddamn monster.

00:16:41.000 Yeah.

00:16:44.000 Well, he's still a monster, but that bit was just so funny.

00:16:47.000 It was such a funny bit, man.

00:16:49.000 Dude, Cole Conrad?

00:16:50.000 What?

00:16:51.000 Wait, why are they showing this?

00:16:52.000 Oh, they're showing the UFC heavyweight champs.

00:16:55.000 Oh, look at the birthday boy!

00:16:56.000 The Bellator heavyweight champs.

00:16:57.000 Even on your birthday, can't come on time.

00:17:00.000 Shob was shitting on your hair while you were gone.

00:17:02.000 He was what?

00:17:03.000 Shitting on your hair.

00:17:04.000 Why would you sit on my head, bro?

00:17:05.000 I told him you should shave his head.

00:17:08.000 How's Saturday, bro?

00:17:10.000 You never know, and there's a lot of room here.

00:17:11.000 Eddie, shave your head.

00:17:12.000 Dude, it's your birthday?

00:17:13.000 You're on microphone, so come over here and sit down.

00:17:15.000 Dude, it's your...

00:17:16.000 Don't make me fuck you up on your birthday.

00:17:18.000 Okay, dude.

00:17:19.000 Okay, dude.

00:17:21.000 Have a seat.

00:17:21.000 Have a seat, bro.

00:17:22.000 Did you bring wine and cheese?

00:17:23.000 Yeah, I brought wine.

00:17:24.000 No fucking cheese?

00:17:24.000 No cheese.

00:17:26.000 Did you bring your axe?

00:17:27.000 On your birthday, you didn't bring cheese?

00:17:28.000 I got some special wine, though.

00:17:29.000 But no cheese, dude.

00:17:33.000 Jesus Christ.

00:17:33.000 I'm sorry.

00:17:33.000 Bro.

00:17:35.000 We were just in the middle.

00:17:36.000 You legitimately hurt my ear.

00:17:37.000 I'm sorry, buddy.

00:17:37.000 What the fuck is wrong with you?

00:17:39.000 What'd he do?

00:17:39.000 No, you came at me and I came at you.

00:17:41.000 Oh, he collided in my ear.

00:17:42.000 You guys both collided heads?

00:17:43.000 No, he shoved my earpiece in my ear.

00:17:46.000 Do you have a gold tooth?

00:17:47.000 No.

00:17:48.000 Oh, okay.

00:17:49.000 It looked like you had a gold tooth.

00:17:50.000 Do you have a gold tooth?

00:17:51.000 I tripped over that thing.

00:17:53.000 That's why I fell into your ear.

00:17:54.000 These are not good if somebody hits you in the side of the head.

00:17:56.000 Fuck no.

00:17:57.000 They go right in your ear.

00:17:58.000 It's like Mike right there.

00:18:01.000 That does hurt.

00:18:01.000 That's surprising.

00:18:02.000 It's gold.

00:18:04.000 Remember when I missed that high five?

00:18:06.000 Shave it.

00:18:06.000 No, do not shave it.

00:18:07.000 Shave it, bro.

00:18:08.000 You look good.

00:18:09.000 His hair's good.

00:18:10.000 You get a little crude cut.

00:18:11.000 I should wait a little bit on shaving it.

00:18:13.000 Listen to these dummies.

00:18:14.000 You're losing it?

00:18:15.000 Yeah, there's going to be a point where I'm going to have to shave my fucking head.

00:18:18.000 Dude, you have a beautiful head of hair.

00:18:19.000 That's what I said.

00:18:20.000 I look at it in pictures.

00:18:21.000 I'm like, God damn.

00:18:23.000 I got the biggest forehead ever.

00:18:25.000 Dude, when I do my show, they got to paint my scalp.

00:18:29.000 See?

00:18:30.000 And he's still rocking it.

00:18:31.000 At least you got paint.

00:18:31.000 Put some headphones on.

00:18:32.000 They paint my scalp.

00:18:33.000 Put some headphones on.

00:18:34.000 B, all I was saying is if anyone's going to shave their head, it's you because Eddie has good hair.

00:18:34.000 Shave your head.

00:18:39.000 Well, thank you.

00:18:39.000 Right.

00:18:40.000 If it's scale one to ten, who's losing?

00:18:42.000 You're never going to lose your hair.

00:18:44.000 I've got to worry about running my eyebrows.

00:18:46.000 You might need hairline reduction.

00:18:49.000 For reals.

00:18:50.000 You know what I mean?

00:18:51.000 I got the Rogan route.

00:18:53.000 You got beautiful, shiny hair.

00:18:55.000 Can you imagine if that was a problem, like some dudes?

00:18:57.000 You know what I mean?

00:18:58.000 I know a couple Brazilian guys that have their hairline right above their eyebrow.

00:19:02.000 They might have to shave in a hairline.

00:19:05.000 Khabib has to, for sure.

00:19:06.000 His shit is like...

00:19:07.000 You too, though, bro.

00:19:08.000 You have a very short forehead.

00:19:09.000 How about Hanato?

00:19:11.000 Hinata Magno?

00:19:12.000 Totally.

00:19:12.000 Yeah.

00:19:12.000 That guy will never lose his hair.

00:19:14.000 His hair starts here.

00:19:15.000 His forehead starts to inch above his eyebrows.

00:19:18.000 I love him.

00:19:18.000 He was my jiu-jitsu instructor for three years.

00:19:20.000 Great guy.

00:19:21.000 Street sports.

00:19:22.000 The best.

00:19:23.000 Couldn't be a nicer guy.

00:19:24.000 Yeah.

00:19:24.000 You know, Jonah Hill is training jiu-jitsu with Hinata right now.

00:19:28.000 Jonah fucking Hill.

00:19:29.000 He's on jiu-jitsu.

00:19:30.000 And he's skinny and shit.

00:19:31.000 He's getting skinny.

00:19:32.000 Dude, he lost so much weight.

00:19:34.000 He got skinny and then he felt like his head was too big.

00:19:36.000 He started gaining weight back.

00:19:37.000 Legitimately.

00:19:37.000 No, he's skinny again.

00:19:39.000 He probably realized how dumb that was.

00:19:39.000 He's in great shape.

00:19:41.000 That happens to people sometimes because, you know, when you get like 400 pounds, your fucking head gets big.

00:19:46.000 Your skull, dude?

00:19:46.000 Yeah, look at him!

00:19:47.000 Check that out.

00:19:48.000 Look at him!

00:19:48.000 Wait a minute.

00:19:49.000 Is that real?

00:19:50.000 Henato would say when you roll with somebody, he'd go, make his face nice, clean.

00:19:56.000 Make nice.

00:19:56.000 Look at that, man.

00:19:58.000 Beautiful.

00:19:58.000 Good for him, man.

00:19:59.000 Good for him.

00:20:00.000 He looks good.

00:20:01.000 He does look good.

00:20:02.000 Well, you know, if his head's bigger and his body's too skinny, you're just going to build your body up and make it the size of your head.

00:20:07.000 I think John Hill's a very good actor.

00:20:10.000 He's a really nice guy, too.

00:20:11.000 I met him one day at K-Rock.

00:20:15.000 Back when people did radio.

00:20:16.000 Oh, there's Jen.

00:20:18.000 Who?

00:20:18.000 There's Cub Swanson, Jen, Stevenson, and then Jack Swagger.

00:20:23.000 Look at Cub Swanson.

00:20:25.000 Oh, there's Joe Daddy.

00:20:27.000 That's Joe Stevenson.

00:20:28.000 He just said that.

00:20:29.000 So we are watching the Bellator event.

00:20:32.000 Brian Callen.

00:20:33.000 Do you know who's fighting tonight?

00:20:34.000 Yes.

00:20:35.000 Fedor.

00:20:36.000 And who's he fighting?

00:20:38.000 Ryan Bader.

00:20:39.000 This guy's good.

00:20:39.000 Ricky Bandejas.

00:20:41.000 Damn.

00:20:42.000 He's the guy that beat that Irish kid.

00:20:45.000 The fuck's his name?

00:20:46.000 Oh, Gallagher?

00:20:47.000 Yes.

00:20:48.000 Yes.

00:20:48.000 Gallagher's a motherfucker.

00:20:49.000 Yeah, he KO'd him.

00:20:51.000 He did bad.

00:20:52.000 And Gallagher talked all that shit.

00:20:53.000 That's what Gallagher does.

00:20:55.000 He's basically trying to do the Conor McGregor thing.

00:20:57.000 He is, but he's talented.

00:20:58.000 He's very talented.

00:20:59.000 But more talented on the ground.

00:21:01.000 For sure.

00:21:01.000 That's filthy.

00:21:02.000 And Ricky's nasty standing up.

00:21:05.000 He's got filthy.

00:21:06.000 Filthy in a good way.

00:21:07.000 I love that.

00:21:08.000 I like that expression.

00:21:09.000 Dude, his stand-up is filthy.

00:21:09.000 I love it too.

00:21:11.000 Filthy.

00:21:12.000 Well, even when you're talking about a girl, it's like, dude, she's filthy.

00:21:14.000 That's a good thing.

00:21:15.000 I saw a Hellcat and I went, god damn, that thing's filthy.

00:21:18.000 Well, when you hear a girl texting about something being filthy the other day, what was it?

00:21:22.000 I forget.

00:21:24.000 I just throw filthy around.

00:21:27.000 If you say filthy, it gets a man's attention.

00:21:29.000 You're like, ooh.

00:21:30.000 No, bro, she's a lawyer, right?

00:21:32.000 Yeah, and she's filthy.

00:21:34.000 My dick goes...

00:21:36.000 What a good kid.

00:21:37.000 It wakes things up.

00:21:38.000 My friend Jimmy D'Italio, my buddy from high school, we would always say that.

00:21:43.000 We'd see a girl, she was hot.

00:21:44.000 What a good kid.

00:21:45.000 Look at her.

00:21:46.000 Her hot little miniskirt.

00:21:48.000 What a good kid.

00:21:50.000 What happened last night with that girl?

00:21:52.000 Oh, she sucked my dick.

00:21:53.000 What a good kid.

00:21:55.000 You always say that.

00:21:56.000 Nothing better.

00:22:00.000 What a good kid.

00:22:01.000 That's a weird one.

00:22:02.000 What a good kid.

00:22:03.000 Good kid's weird.

00:22:04.000 It's weird when you're in your 50s.

00:22:06.000 It's weird when Brian goes, she's a good girl.

00:22:08.000 Well, that makes me feel weird, dude.

00:22:09.000 Yeah, it's real weird, bro.

00:22:11.000 She's a good girl.

00:22:12.000 She's a good girl.

00:22:15.000 Don't even say she.

00:22:16.000 She's a good girl.

00:22:18.000 That's creepy, dude.

00:22:19.000 How much do you hate acting now?

00:22:20.000 Now that you're acting on two different shows.

00:22:22.000 I'll tell you what I love, though, is you better like the people you work with.

00:22:25.000 It's so fun to be around.

00:22:26.000 But as far as doing a movie, it's so fun.

00:22:30.000 That's my new dance.

00:22:31.000 We should all do it together, but take it seriously.

00:22:33.000 But doing a film where you're doing that, all the makeup, you're in makeup for three hours.

00:22:39.000 You would do that, though, B. If they called you like, hey, why don't you be that guy?

00:22:42.000 Look at me.

00:22:43.000 Look at me right now.

00:22:44.000 Dude, watch your fucking P's and Q's.

00:22:46.000 You look at me at 52. Everyone in here knows you very well.

00:22:48.000 I called him the other day.

00:22:48.000 You look at me at 52. No, I wouldn't.

00:22:51.000 Bullshit.

00:22:52.000 They called you and said, hey, we want to do a feature film and you're going to be Robin.

00:22:54.000 Listen, you're going to be...

00:22:56.000 Yeah, you're going to be Robin.

00:22:56.000 Robin?

00:22:57.000 You're going to be Batman.

00:22:59.000 No, you're going to be...

00:23:00.000 What's the butler's name?

00:23:02.000 I'm...

00:23:02.000 What's the butler that takes care of Bruce Wayne?

00:23:04.000 Alfred.

00:23:05.000 Hey man, I'm not that fucking old, bro.

00:23:07.000 I bet you are older than Alfred was in the TV show.

00:23:11.000 Well, you know what?

00:23:11.000 How old was John Candy when he died?

00:23:13.000 He's a thousand.

00:23:13.000 This freaks me out.

00:23:14.000 How old was John Candy when he died?

00:23:16.000 48?

00:23:17.000 48. Maybe 40?

00:23:18.000 43 years old.

00:23:19.000 God damn.

00:23:19.000 Yeah.

00:23:20.000 Chris Farley, 34. Dude, he was 700 pounds.

00:23:23.000 John Belushi, 34. These guys died from drugs.

00:23:26.000 John Candy just died from obesity, right?

00:23:28.000 But they seem much older, and now I'm 10 years older.

00:23:31.000 Kurt Cobain, 27. How about the 27, Chris?

00:23:34.000 Amy Winehouse, 27. Jimi Hendrix, 27. Jim Morrison, 27. Janis Joplin, 27. What's your point, bro?

00:23:41.000 You're healthy 52. I'm not going to die.

00:23:43.000 That's the point.

00:23:44.000 No, you're not.

00:23:44.000 You're going to outlive me for sure.

00:23:46.000 Well, I don't know.

00:23:48.000 What is this?

00:23:50.000 Is this the Wild Whites of West Virginia?

00:23:53.000 Oh, dude, it's Cops, baby.

00:23:54.000 Cops is still running strong.

00:23:56.000 And killing it.

00:23:57.000 Cops might be the most successful show in the history of television.

00:24:00.000 That and Simpsons, right?

00:24:01.000 I think Cops might be more successful.

00:24:03.000 They need to remind the people that you're not going to get away with shit.

00:24:07.000 They need to see that.

00:24:08.000 Because don't you grow up thinking you'll never get away with anything?

00:24:10.000 I see your point, but that's not why it's successful.

00:24:13.000 It's successful because it costs zero money.

00:24:15.000 Zero.

00:24:16.000 They don't pay those people.

00:24:17.000 Correct, it's zero.

00:24:18.000 There's no actors or no main guys?

00:24:20.000 Sorry, Warren Archuleta?

00:24:21.000 Warren Archuleta was a wrestler at Duke.

00:24:23.000 He was second in the nation, NCAAs.

00:24:25.000 A hell of a wrestler.

00:24:26.000 Oh.

00:24:26.000 A beast.

00:24:27.000 Fights at 35 usually.

00:24:28.000 I think this might be 35. An outstanding fighter.

00:24:32.000 And I think he's undefeated.

00:24:32.000 No shit.

00:24:34.000 Well, this is a good fight then, because Bandejas is a nasty striker.

00:24:37.000 He's putting you on your back, no matter what.

00:24:40.000 He's a beast.

00:24:41.000 One of the best wrestlers in the country.

00:24:43.000 Dude, solid fights tonight.

00:24:45.000 Super solid.

00:24:45.000 Yeah.

00:24:46.000 Yeah, this is good.

00:24:47.000 You need a cork.

00:24:48.000 Yeah, I need a cork.

00:24:49.000 Is Pico fighting tonight?

00:24:50.000 You bet your sweet ass he's fighting.

00:24:52.000 Holy shit.

00:24:52.000 It's his toughest test.

00:24:54.000 And once he, if he, I think he will, if he beats this guy, I bet you see him get a title shot next.

00:24:58.000 Did you find out if AJ won yet?

00:25:00.000 Oh, here's the thing about Pico, too.

00:25:00.000 No.

00:25:02.000 Listen to this, Rogan.

00:25:03.000 So I sat with Freddie Roach.

00:25:04.000 I did an interview with Freddie Roach.

00:25:05.000 Comes out Monday for Showtime.

00:25:07.000 Here it is.

00:25:08.000 Look at this.

00:25:08.000 Jesus, you got a back on you.

00:25:09.000 This is the Gallagher knockout.

00:25:11.000 Yeah.

00:25:13.000 He caught that kick and he...

00:25:14.000 Boom!

00:25:16.000 Ah, that's not even the bad knockout.

00:25:17.000 Yeah, well, that's the beginning.

00:25:18.000 Yeah.

00:25:19.000 But that was his move.

00:25:21.000 Is that that Irish kid who's kind of like...

00:25:23.000 Yeah, very kind of like flamboyant?

00:25:23.000 Gallagher.

00:25:24.000 Great on the ground.

00:25:26.000 Very good on the ground.

00:25:27.000 He just, you know...

00:25:28.000 When he loses, the problem is he talks so much shit when he gets fucked up like he did in this fight.

00:25:33.000 It's the game you play.

00:25:34.000 I mean, he was in the guy's face, hands up in the air, and this kid beat the shit out of him.

00:25:38.000 Oh!

00:25:38.000 He lit him up.

00:25:39.000 Oh, shit.

00:25:40.000 To the face.

00:25:40.000 Bing.

00:25:41.000 And he put him out here, too.

00:25:43.000 Doom, doom.

00:25:43.000 He was lit up from the start.

00:25:45.000 Filthy.

00:25:46.000 Yeah.

00:25:46.000 And he screamed in his face, fuck you.

00:25:48.000 But what I was saying is Freddie Roach said this about Aaron Pico.

00:25:51.000 He said he could be a world champion right now in boxing.

00:25:54.000 He goes, I want him to do boxing.

00:25:56.000 I go, why?

00:25:56.000 He goes, he's one of the best I've seen.

00:25:58.000 And he goes, for Miguel Cotto's camp when he was a kid, even younger, like four or five years ago, he would beat Miguel Cotto in rounds.

00:26:05.000 He goes, Miguel's not giving him shit.

00:26:06.000 He'd beat him in rounds sparring.

00:26:08.000 He's a ferocious kid, man.

00:26:09.000 He's very ferocious.

00:26:11.000 He was the number one high school wrestler in the world.

00:26:13.000 He's training at that training lab with Calavita as well.

00:26:14.000 And TJ. Yeah.

00:26:15.000 TJ's main training partner.

00:26:17.000 He's an animal.

00:26:18.000 Motherfucker.

00:26:19.000 And when Freddie told me that, I went, he could compete in boxing.

00:26:22.000 He'd be a world champion right now.

00:26:22.000 He goes, compete?

00:26:24.000 Oh my God.

00:26:24.000 If he let me take him right now to boxing, he'd be a world champion.

00:26:27.000 But why doesn't he do that?

00:26:27.000 What?

00:26:28.000 Because isn't there way more money in boxing?

00:26:31.000 No, no.

00:26:32.000 Isn't there zero money in boxing?

00:26:34.000 Only certain guys can be.

00:26:35.000 You gotta be the top of the top.

00:26:36.000 Yeah, besides Pacquiao, Floyd Mayweather, Tyson Fury.

00:26:40.000 He's a lighter guy, too, so Lomachenko's like, do what?

00:26:43.000 Yeah.

00:26:44.000 You wanna do what?

00:26:45.000 The champ of who?

00:26:46.000 I mean, can boxing survive another generation?

00:26:50.000 Yes.

00:26:50.000 Fuck yes, how dare you?

00:26:51.000 There's no kids into boxing.

00:26:53.000 No, no, no.

00:26:53.000 There's kids in the ghetto.

00:26:54.000 You just live in a nice community.

00:26:56.000 Correct.

00:26:56.000 Son of a bitch.

00:26:57.000 You got your Mexican privilege showing.

00:26:59.000 Boxing's alive and well in Russia, in Mexico, they got some...

00:27:02.000 In America, too, bro.

00:27:04.000 The best boxers are American.

00:27:05.000 Open one bottle at a time, bro.

00:27:06.000 One bottle at a time.

00:27:06.000 What are we getting hammered here?

00:27:07.000 Why are you opening so many?

00:27:08.000 Why is this taking so long, bro?

00:27:09.000 What are you, an alcoholic?

00:27:10.000 Let it breathe, bro.

00:27:11.000 Well, you'll let it breathe.

00:27:12.000 One at a time.

00:27:13.000 Hey, don't be such a...

00:27:14.000 I don't want an empty bottle of wine here that I gotta pour down the sink.

00:27:16.000 No, we'll go through this.

00:27:19.000 It's his birthday.

00:27:20.000 Cal, I'm already drinking Miller Lite, bro.

00:27:22.000 Like a goddamn American.

00:27:24.000 Eddie Bravo, no one can ever accuse you of white privilege.

00:27:28.000 They try.

00:27:29.000 How can they?

00:27:29.000 They try.

00:27:31.000 You show them your 23andMe.

00:27:33.000 Say what, bitch?

00:27:34.000 What'd your 23andMe say?

00:27:35.000 100% Mexican.

00:27:37.000 Wow, dude.

00:27:38.000 I am 100% Mexican.

00:27:38.000 Is that true?

00:27:40.000 I need to do it, man.

00:27:42.000 Did you do it, B? I did.

00:27:44.000 51% Southern Italian, the rest Western European.

00:27:44.000 Did you do it?

00:27:49.000 Actually, I got Iberian, I got some North African.

00:27:51.000 I got 1.1% Asian.

00:27:54.000 Oh shit, you're Asian?

00:27:56.000 What if they're just collecting DNA? You know, here's the thing, it changes.

00:28:00.000 As the DNA testing gets better, you get different results in the mail every few months.

00:28:05.000 I found out that I'm a little bit Greek.

00:28:08.000 There was no Greek in there before.

00:28:10.000 Now it's showing a small amount of creep.

00:28:11.000 Maybe that's proof of them just making shit up.

00:28:15.000 No, no, no.

00:28:17.000 When the database expands, when the database for the genome expands and they know the ancestry of these different people, it's very precise in the fact that it's only percentage points, but they're pretty fucking accurate.

00:28:29.000 Did you guys all do the same one, or is it like drug testing in the UFC where USADA finds it and...

00:28:34.000 I did 23andMe, but there's Ancestry, there's several different ones.

00:28:38.000 You did 23andMe too?

00:28:39.000 I did 23andMe, yeah.

00:28:40.000 It's really good.

00:28:41.000 They told me what my earlobes looked like, how long my ring finger was, weird shit.

00:28:46.000 Can they tell you how big a dick is?

00:28:47.000 Imagine if they could tell you.

00:28:49.000 Off the charts!

00:28:54.000 I've seen your dick.

00:28:55.000 Where are the charts?

00:28:56.000 You don't want these charts.

00:28:58.000 I need to get on these charts.

00:28:59.000 You've seen them at ease.

00:29:00.000 You've never seen them 10-hut.

00:29:01.000 Oh, at ease.

00:29:02.000 Here you go, buddy.

00:29:02.000 At ease, sir.

00:29:03.000 Happy birthday, brother.

00:29:04.000 Thank you, buddy.

00:29:05.000 Everyone knows it's Callum's B-Day, yeah?

00:29:07.000 What are you, 29 to...

00:29:07.000 Happy birthday.

00:29:08.000 I'm exactly 30. I'm in the 35 to 52 area.

00:29:12.000 Here you go, buddy.

00:29:13.000 Do you feel older, B? Thank you, sir.

00:29:15.000 Alright, don't get Eddie drunk because he becomes like a gremlin when you get water.

00:29:18.000 No, no, no, no.

00:29:19.000 Eddie Bravo can do no wrong.

00:29:20.000 I love Eddie Bravo.

00:29:21.000 No conspiracy theories, I promise.

00:29:22.000 Eddie's a truly good human being, so I don't give a fuck.

00:29:25.000 He's been my friend forever.

00:29:26.000 No, we all love him.

00:29:27.000 Why don't you tell me that?

00:29:28.000 Yeah, we all love him.

00:29:29.000 We're just saying.

00:29:31.000 Cheers.

00:29:31.000 I like Eddie a little buzzed.

00:29:32.000 Jamie, nothing?

00:29:34.000 Fire up this Flat Earth shit.

00:29:35.000 Fight companions, motherfuckers.

00:29:36.000 No Flat Earth, okay?

00:29:37.000 Zero, bro.

00:29:38.000 Dude, how about MLK conspiracies, though?

00:29:40.000 I didn't mean to go down this road.

00:29:42.000 Oh, the Mike Baker?

00:29:43.000 Did you hear that?

00:29:43.000 Dude.

00:29:44.000 I watched Mike Baker's, and then I went down a rabbit hole on YouTube on MLK conspiracies.

00:29:48.000 Mike Baker from the CIA is convinced that someone helped James Earl Ray.

00:29:52.000 Dude, that guy's legit as fuck.

00:29:55.000 When he said it, I went, all right, let me look into it.

00:29:58.000 Here's the thing.

00:29:58.000 Although I like Mike Baker, he's a great guy.

00:30:01.000 When I brought up JFK, he's like, did the CIA kill JFK? He's like, you know, with this Martin Luther King Jr. thing.

00:30:10.000 What about this?

00:30:12.000 I'm showing him the bullet.

00:30:13.000 I'm like, I know you've seen bullets hit things.

00:30:16.000 He lost credibility with that.

00:30:17.000 He goes, yeah, I do believe he was able to pull that off.

00:30:20.000 And if you get up there, you can actually pull that off.

00:30:22.000 Any hunter could do that.

00:30:23.000 Wrong!

00:30:24.000 No, no, no.

00:30:24.000 That's not exactly true.

00:30:25.000 You could do it.

00:30:26.000 It's not that far.

00:30:27.000 It's less than 100 yards.

00:30:28.000 With that gun, it's a little shaky.

00:30:29.000 No, no, no.

00:30:30.000 And the bullet, the way the bullet came in.

00:30:30.000 It's not.

00:30:32.000 I'm telling you.

00:30:33.000 The only problem is the magic bullet theory.

00:30:35.000 Okay, here's the fight.

00:30:36.000 Here's the fight.

00:30:36.000 What is the gentleman?

00:30:37.000 Mike Baker seems like a very thoughtful guy.

00:30:38.000 What is the gentleman in the white?

00:30:40.000 Juan Archuleta is the guy with the bald head.

00:30:43.000 And he's a wrestler.

00:30:43.000 Yeah, high level.

00:30:44.000 He's 21 and 1. Real pedigree.

00:30:46.000 And I think Ben Dejas, is he a saxon guy?

00:30:48.000 Oh, look at that takedown.

00:30:49.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:30:50.000 Now, once he's on you, you're not getting him off.

00:30:52.000 Watch this.

00:30:53.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:30:54.000 Slam.

00:30:56.000 Damn.

00:30:57.000 Brian Callen dropped the knowledge.

00:30:58.000 Well, he was on Warrior, so I spent a lot of time with him on set.

00:31:02.000 Did he throw you around, B? There was a guy in the last UFC. I'm a really hard guy to throw around, dude.

00:31:06.000 Oh, shut the fuck up.

00:31:08.000 Hey, Brendan, who's the guy who fought in the last UFC, fights just like Khabib?

00:31:08.000 Who's the guy?

00:31:13.000 He's a mauler.

00:31:14.000 He's got tattoos.

00:31:15.000 He's from the East Coast.

00:31:17.000 Gillespie.

00:31:18.000 Oh, Gregor.

00:31:18.000 Gregor Gillespie.

00:31:19.000 Gillespie.

00:31:20.000 Motherfucker.

00:31:21.000 He is a fucking gorilla.

00:31:21.000 Motherfucker.

00:31:23.000 They need to feed that man.

00:31:24.000 Damn.

00:31:25.000 What would happen if he fought Khabib?

00:31:27.000 They have the exact same style.

00:31:28.000 He's a very good fighter, man.

00:31:29.000 It'd be very, very interesting.

00:31:30.000 Talking about him and Kevin Lee.

00:31:32.000 That's a great fight!

00:31:35.000 You gotta hit him up, though, soon, because he's fishing.

00:31:37.000 He goes away.

00:31:38.000 He doesn't do interviews and shit.

00:31:39.000 He's fishing, doing the shit.

00:31:41.000 Best fishing in MMA. Yeah.

00:31:41.000 He loves fishing.

00:31:41.000 Yeah.

00:31:43.000 Grows his hair out and shaves it right before the fight.

00:31:45.000 He's a savage.

00:31:46.000 Yeah, I love that, too.

00:31:47.000 Me, too.

00:31:48.000 He's a motherfucker.

00:31:49.000 It's a beast.

00:31:49.000 Oh, oh, oh!

00:31:50.000 Dude, how about MVP versus Daily coming out?

00:31:52.000 How about it's in Connecticut?

00:31:54.000 How dare you, Scott Kogan?

00:31:56.000 Is that?

00:31:56.000 Yeah.

00:31:56.000 That fight's in Connecticut?

00:31:57.000 Yeah.

00:31:58.000 Why not do that in England?

00:31:59.000 Everyone fucking loves us doing England.

00:32:01.000 Yeah.

00:32:01.000 I don't know.

00:32:01.000 That doesn't make any sense.

00:32:02.000 Why do they do that?

00:32:04.000 The problem is such a big fight, you do it in England, the time zones are all fucked up.

00:32:07.000 No, the problem is riots.

00:32:10.000 The problem is riots.

00:32:11.000 Those fucking soccer hooligans.

00:32:13.000 They're going to go crazy and rush the stands.

00:32:15.000 I think it's the time zone.

00:32:16.000 Oh shit, look at this.

00:32:17.000 Watch Archuleta.

00:32:18.000 Watch Archuleta move.

00:32:19.000 The UFCs in England are some of the lowest rated events.

00:32:23.000 They kill it in England, though.

00:32:24.000 Benday has just tagged him.

00:32:26.000 It's about the United States.

00:32:28.000 Dude, Benday has just tagged your boy with a right hand.

00:32:30.000 Not true.

00:32:31.000 Yes, he did.

00:32:32.000 He just clipped him as he's trying to close the distance.

00:32:35.000 Confirmation bias, I'm not going to see that.

00:32:36.000 How dare you?

00:32:36.000 I have no confirmation bias.

00:32:38.000 Listen, bro.

00:32:38.000 I'm not attached to this guy, other than the fact that we've been friends on Instagram.

00:32:42.000 Well, I am.

00:32:46.000 Isn't it weird when a guy slides in your DM? They're like, ah, fuck yeah.

00:32:50.000 I sent him one, bro.

00:32:52.000 I sent him one saying that was a great fight.

00:32:54.000 Oh, nice jumping front kick to the body.

00:32:54.000 Oh!

00:32:56.000 And I know Juan, so no matter what, I'm rooting for him.

00:32:59.000 I'm Instagram friends with Immortal Technique now.

00:33:01.000 I love that dude.

00:33:02.000 That was a recent thing.

00:33:03.000 I'm like fanboying out.

00:33:07.000 He's a good guy, man.

00:33:08.000 You never met him?

00:33:09.000 I'll introduce you.

00:33:09.000 Never met him.

00:33:10.000 Next time he's in LA, I'll try to kiss him.

00:33:12.000 Who is that?

00:33:12.000 Immortal Technique.

00:33:12.000 Matt Brown?

00:33:14.000 Who's that?

00:33:14.000 He's a rapper.

00:33:15.000 Bad motherfucker.

00:33:16.000 Very, very good dude.

00:33:17.000 We're talking about doing a song together.

00:33:18.000 What's his real name?

00:33:20.000 Who cares?

00:33:20.000 What's his rap name?

00:33:21.000 Immortal Technique.

00:33:21.000 Just call him Immortal Technique.

00:33:23.000 Oh, shit!

00:33:24.000 Conspiracy theory rapper.

00:33:24.000 I told you!

00:33:26.000 Nah, he slipped that.

00:33:27.000 Oh, let's tell everybody what time it is on the clock.

00:33:29.000 It's 2.03, 2.02, 2.01, 2. Two minutes, and this is the first round if you want to sync it up, but you probably can't.

00:33:36.000 Dropping level.

00:33:37.000 Come on, man.

00:33:38.000 I like that beard, though.

00:33:39.000 Me too.

00:33:40.000 Moving around.

00:33:40.000 I like the way he's moving.

00:33:41.000 He said fuck the hood, too, huh?

00:33:43.000 He's going wild.

00:33:45.000 He's very kinetic.

00:33:47.000 He's making these big leaping movements, and he's doing it in the first round.

00:33:50.000 If he tries his shit in the second and the third...

00:33:53.000 Like, he's going to get tired.

00:33:54.000 The movements are slower and more pronounced.

00:33:56.000 He'll start wrestling.

00:33:57.000 Yeah.

00:33:58.000 He's going to have to because he's not that good at closing the distance with his striking.

00:34:02.000 His striking is these big movements.

00:34:03.000 See that?

00:34:04.000 These are these big movements.

00:34:06.000 Oh!

00:34:07.000 Holy shit!

00:34:08.000 Boy, you got kicked in the face, Brian.

00:34:09.000 If he can time these big movements and pause.

00:34:12.000 He's hurt.

00:34:12.000 He's hurt bad.

00:34:13.000 He got hurt earlier, too.

00:34:14.000 He got clipped with the right hand.

00:34:15.000 Uh-oh.

00:34:16.000 And now there's a takedown.

00:34:17.000 Oh, guillotine.

00:34:18.000 Stuffed.

00:34:19.000 Stop.

00:34:20.000 Push that left hand off.

00:34:21.000 Oh, there you go.

00:34:22.000 Oh, your boy's tired, B. See, that's what I'm saying.

00:34:25.000 He's losing his fight like he's losing his hair.

00:34:27.000 He's already lost his hair, but he's still in the fight.

00:34:29.000 Oh!

00:34:31.000 Clipped him with the left hand there, too.

00:34:32.000 Ben Diaz is no joke, man.

00:34:34.000 I'm telling you.

00:34:34.000 Did you want Ben against Brian's guy?

00:34:36.000 I wanted to lose because Brian's guys are all against me.

00:34:39.000 Once I shave my head...

00:34:41.000 You know what?

00:34:42.000 Arceleta's playing turtle right now and he's just decoying right now.

00:34:44.000 Looks like a turtle flurry.

00:34:46.000 I'm thinking about growing a beard once I shave my head.

00:34:48.000 Dude, that'd be fucking sick, bro.

00:34:50.000 Eddie, you've got a great head of hair.

00:34:52.000 Break it down to a crew cut.

00:34:53.000 What's this hair thing, man?

00:34:54.000 You've got great hair, bro.

00:34:55.000 Stop.

00:34:55.000 Let him shave it.

00:34:56.000 No, don't do it.

00:34:57.000 I'm trying to get everybody on my side.

00:34:59.000 I know.

00:35:00.000 Joe wants everybody to be in the fucking hairless.

00:35:02.000 The hairless misery club.

00:35:03.000 No, let me tell you something, man.

00:35:04.000 This is why.

00:35:05.000 Because I think people that take Propecia and stuff, I think you're fucking your body up with that stuff.

00:35:09.000 I don't take that.

00:35:09.000 I take it.

00:35:10.000 I think that stuff's terrible for you.

00:35:11.000 Why?

00:35:11.000 I used to alone.

00:35:12.000 I stopped like 10 years ago.

00:35:14.000 Why do you think it's bad?

00:35:14.000 Because it caused depression in Ari.

00:35:16.000 It caused depression.

00:35:17.000 Well, Ari already had depression.

00:35:18.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:35:20.000 He did not.

00:35:20.000 Dude.

00:35:20.000 He did not.

00:35:21.000 You think it was just from Propecia?

00:35:23.000 Nice take down.

00:35:23.000 Take down.

00:35:23.000 There you go.

00:35:24.000 Everybody shut up.

00:35:25.000 The boy's exhausted now.

00:35:25.000 Back up to his feet.

00:35:27.000 No, he's not.

00:35:27.000 Wasted effort.

00:35:28.000 Yes, he is.

00:35:29.000 He's probably on Propecia, too.

00:35:31.000 There you go.

00:35:31.000 You see that take down?

00:35:32.000 That Joe Benavidez did like two or three times in his last fight.

00:35:36.000 He sticks that leg.

00:35:37.000 That is super legit.

00:35:38.000 Henzo does that a lot.

00:35:39.000 That's huge.

00:35:40.000 Yeah.

00:35:41.000 Henzo did that in his last MMA fight.

00:35:44.000 God, I'm sick of this big bitch.

00:35:45.000 We're going to get deep into that one.

00:35:48.000 You're sick of who?

00:35:49.000 I record a commercial.

00:35:51.000 Oh, that's not right.

00:35:51.000 She does the same movie every time?

00:35:53.000 What's her name?

00:35:54.000 I forget.

00:35:55.000 Something like that.

00:35:56.000 Just be nice.

00:35:56.000 Be nice.

00:35:57.000 I am, dude.

00:35:58.000 She's nice.

00:35:59.000 Whoa.

00:35:59.000 No, she's a good actress.

00:36:02.000 What's her name?

00:36:03.000 She's filthy, bro.

00:36:05.000 What were we talking about?

00:36:06.000 Oh, Propecia.

00:36:07.000 You don't think that he already kind of had a touch of the dog?

00:36:12.000 No, he didn't.

00:36:13.000 You're just going to chalk it all to Propecia?

00:36:16.000 It's one of the side effects.

00:36:16.000 No, listen.

00:36:17.000 One of the side effects is severe depression.

00:36:19.000 What?

00:36:20.000 Really?

00:36:20.000 Propecia?

00:36:21.000 Brian's driving.

00:36:22.000 Propecia is a DHT inhibitor.

00:36:24.000 The reason why it works to keep your body from losing its hair is because dihydrotestosterone, which is a derivative of testosterone, is suppressed by Propecia.

00:36:33.000 Propecia was originally Proscar, and Proscar was something they used for people with prostate enlargement.

00:36:39.000 So, you get on that stuff, it inhibits DHT, so your hair stops falling out, and it grows back a little bit.

00:36:44.000 But it also fucks with your body, your energy levels.

00:36:47.000 Dude, for me...

00:36:48.000 For some people, right?

00:36:49.000 Yes, for me.

00:36:50.000 For me, it wasn't very good for my boners.

00:36:52.000 I still got them, but this is what happened.

00:36:54.000 I stopped taking it because I ran out of it, and I forgot to get a new prescription.

00:36:58.000 And my dick was...

00:36:58.000 I know how that goes.

00:37:00.000 It was just like this.

00:37:01.000 And I was like, what is happening with my dick?

00:37:04.000 And then I realized, oh my god, I'm not on the Propecia.

00:37:07.000 And then I realized Propecia was fucking up my boners.

00:37:09.000 A cat could not, would blunt his claw on my dick right now.

00:37:13.000 Let me keep going right now.

00:37:14.000 So then I got off of it, and the first thing I noticed is how much more energy I had.

00:37:18.000 Yes.

00:37:18.000 Weird.

00:37:19.000 More energy, like lifting.

00:37:20.000 I could lift more.

00:37:22.000 I had more energy to roll.

00:37:23.000 I had more energy for everything.

00:37:24.000 I've heard that, and then obviously Callen's throwing up.

00:37:26.000 And my brother, too.

00:37:27.000 Jay's like, Jay is fucking...

00:37:29.000 Full set of hair now.

00:37:31.000 He was losing it?

00:37:32.000 He got it back?

00:37:33.000 He was losing it, yeah, and it's thick as shit, and it's a huge dick.

00:37:36.000 That kid has got a...

00:37:37.000 His dick ruined my day.

00:37:38.000 What's it taste like?

00:37:40.000 It's my brother, too.

00:37:41.000 I like to sneak it in there.

00:37:42.000 I saw his dick...

00:37:43.000 Shout out to Jay's dick.

00:37:46.000 Your boy's getting fucked up, right?

00:37:48.000 He's tired, dude.

00:37:49.000 Oh, he's so exhausted.

00:37:51.000 Although I am worried about the knee.

00:37:52.000 He's kind of...

00:37:54.000 He's leading with his chin?

00:37:55.000 No, he's coming in with his head and that's...

00:37:57.000 Well, he's tired.

00:37:58.000 He's making these big movements.

00:37:59.000 He has to make big moves to get in because he's not a kicker and because he's not a really good striker, so he's far on the outside.

00:38:05.000 So he's got to close 18, 20 inches before he makes his run.

00:38:09.000 Oh, he got poked in the eye.

00:38:10.000 Oh, now he's really fucked.

00:38:10.000 He got poked.

00:38:11.000 Yeah, he's fucked.

00:38:12.000 One eye, Kellen?

00:38:13.000 One eye, tired, can't see.

00:38:15.000 Oh!

00:38:16.000 See, look at that kick.

00:38:17.000 Oh, now you've got to wrestle on his back.

00:38:18.000 That's why he's on the outside.

00:38:20.000 He got ragdolled to the ground.

00:38:21.000 No, that's not true.

00:38:22.000 He'll never throw that kick again.

00:38:24.000 That'll be in the back of his head for the rest of his life.

00:38:26.000 Every time he throws that bitch-ass kick.

00:38:28.000 Oh, look at that, dude!

00:38:30.000 He's just setting him up.

00:38:31.000 There you go!

00:38:32.000 What happened now, Joe?

00:38:33.000 I don't know why he doesn't use more of this.

00:38:35.000 Your boy's going to get tired.

00:38:36.000 Nah, take a seat.

00:38:36.000 He didn't do shit in the first round.

00:38:37.000 He's tired.

00:38:38.000 It's time to take a seat.

00:38:39.000 Watch this.

00:38:39.000 You want to bet on this fight?

00:38:40.000 Yeah, I do.

00:38:41.000 Okay, how much?

00:38:41.000 I'll bet you a whole dollar.

00:38:42.000 One fucking million dollars.

00:38:44.000 Wow, you actually have a million dollars now.

00:38:46.000 I do.

00:38:46.000 So that's interesting.

00:38:47.000 I do.

00:38:47.000 Although the internet, if you look at my net worth, I think it says I'm worth 200 grand and there's a picture of Brandon Shaw.

00:38:53.000 Interesting.

00:38:54.000 Really?

00:38:55.000 For me too, my network was a picture of Brandon Shaw.

00:38:59.000 What the fuck is wrong with people?

00:39:00.000 Somebody's fun.

00:39:01.000 What's wrong with people?

00:39:02.000 Well, it said Brian and I were brothers on Wikipedia for like 10 years.

00:39:06.000 Yep, yep.

00:39:07.000 Everybody would say that.

00:39:08.000 Pauly Shore thought you were brothers for a long time.

00:39:10.000 Yeah, everybody did.

00:39:11.000 Well, it makes sense.

00:39:12.000 Dude, that picture that Brian posted of you guys in the early 90s?

00:39:15.000 Hilarious.

00:39:16.000 Dude, you had some swag, dude.

00:39:19.000 Good looking kid.

00:39:20.000 Drip, right, Jamie?

00:39:21.000 I was like, God damn, that's the first thing I noticed.

00:39:23.000 I went, look at Rogan's fucking fashion.

00:39:25.000 You guys must have dig down everybody.

00:39:27.000 I wore shiny clothes back then.

00:39:28.000 That was like 95. That's why you and I get along, bro.

00:39:30.000 He was a cutie pie.

00:39:31.000 He was a good looking kid.

00:39:31.000 I knew it.

00:39:32.000 He was a cutie pie, and girls liked him.

00:39:34.000 Look at that shit.

00:39:36.000 Yeah, man.

00:39:37.000 That Liberace front with the fucking leather jacket.

00:39:41.000 Those biker jackets are still in.

00:39:43.000 I still have that jacket, and I'm not lying.

00:39:45.000 He was very muscular.

00:39:46.000 It looks like you guys just got busted, jerking cattle off right there.

00:39:49.000 No, like a girl just pulled her dick out.

00:39:51.000 And by the way, you had never smoked weed.

00:39:53.000 You had never done any drugs.

00:39:54.000 People were like, oh, well, the cocaine.

00:39:56.000 No, we didn't do...

00:39:56.000 I'd never done blood.

00:39:57.000 Yeah, we had a little bit of booze.

00:39:58.000 Our drug of choice was...

00:40:00.000 Who's that?

00:40:01.000 Brian, you look 16. I think I was 28, 29. Yeah, I think I was 27 there, dude.

00:40:10.000 Yeah, I was 27, you were 28. If I had a time...

00:40:13.000 Oh, your boy just cracked Ben Deos with a right hand.

00:40:16.000 That's right, dude.

00:40:17.000 Don't ever fucking forget about it.

00:40:18.000 Yeah, but he throws that bitch-ass kick again.

00:40:20.000 He gets taken down.

00:40:21.000 Dude, he's just buttering him up.

00:40:22.000 Ooh, Mitrion versus Garitanov is a good one.

00:40:24.000 Someone needs to take that guy to Duke Rufus' place.

00:40:27.000 Teach him how to throw a kick.

00:40:28.000 Dude, Belto's doing that back-to-back fights again, huh?

00:40:31.000 You got Mitrion, Kiritanov.

00:40:34.000 When is the next fight?

00:40:35.000 February 15th.

00:40:37.000 The next night's MVP versus Daily.

00:40:39.000 It must be working.

00:40:40.000 Do you guys want to go to Phoenix to see Kane fight Ngannou?

00:40:43.000 You want to just fucking get on a fight?

00:40:44.000 When is that?

00:40:45.000 When?

00:40:46.000 It's a Sunday.

00:40:46.000 It's like...

00:40:47.000 It's a Sunday.

00:40:49.000 I'm thinking about just fucking flying to Phoenix.

00:40:49.000 I could do it.

00:40:52.000 I never go to a live USC as a fan, but I want to see Kane versus Ngannou.

00:40:56.000 That'd be fun.

00:40:57.000 You think they'll let me in the arena, though?

00:40:59.000 100%.

00:41:00.000 You don't think someone's going to snipe me out?

00:41:02.000 Who's going to snipe you out?

00:41:03.000 I don't know.

00:41:04.000 Come with me.

00:41:05.000 Come with me.

00:41:06.000 The four of us.

00:41:07.000 The four of us go live.

00:41:10.000 We'll put fucking Snapchat cameras on our eyeglasses.

00:41:14.000 Yeah.

00:41:15.000 What is the date?

00:41:16.000 That's a great fight.

00:41:17.000 It's a Sunday night.

00:41:18.000 It's the 17th.

00:41:20.000 Let me check if you're free, Callan.

00:41:21.000 Yep, you're free.

00:41:24.000 I think I might be.

00:41:25.000 Are you down for that?

00:41:25.000 Would you want to do that?

00:41:26.000 I'd do it.

00:41:28.000 Take a private jet.

00:41:29.000 As long as it's not this weekend where I'm in Austin.

00:41:31.000 Sounds like we're talking Eddie into a murder.

00:41:33.000 What was that?

00:41:35.000 You seem stressed about it.

00:41:36.000 Oh, look at this.

00:41:37.000 Boy, your DM buddy has got good takedown defense.

00:41:41.000 Yes, he does.

00:41:42.000 Because he knew he was fighting a wrestler, bro.

00:41:43.000 Oh!

00:41:44.000 Blocked.

00:41:45.000 Blocked second round, two rounds in the book for Bandejas.

00:41:49.000 Dude, Francis Kane's an epic fight.

00:41:51.000 It's an epic fight.

00:41:52.000 Not really.

00:41:54.000 How about this?

00:41:56.000 Not even a little bit epic.

00:41:57.000 Here's why.

00:41:58.000 Why?

00:41:59.000 Because Mr. Ngannou, all due respect, great athlete, amazing guy.

00:42:03.000 Kane's been off for two years.

00:42:04.000 Okay, once again.

00:42:05.000 Kane's had 150 surgeries.

00:42:06.000 You want me to tell you how it goes?

00:42:07.000 He's 37 years old.

00:42:08.000 Cool.

00:42:09.000 He has a fake skull.

00:42:10.000 You want to know how it goes?

00:42:11.000 Ready?

00:42:12.000 Okay.

00:42:13.000 Single leg, lower single leg.

00:42:14.000 Kane takes him down and then punches him in the face until it's over.

00:42:18.000 No.

00:42:18.000 I don't think so.

00:42:19.000 He might not.

00:42:19.000 Yeah.

00:42:20.000 Yeah.

00:42:20.000 It could be like JDS. I think Kane gets an underhand.

00:42:23.000 I hate to agree with Brian, but yes.

00:42:27.000 It was the only time we've ever agreed on anything.

00:42:30.000 It's true.

00:42:31.000 What does Zingano do against that wrestling?

00:42:34.000 We can knock him out like JDS did.

00:42:36.000 I think Kane wins.

00:42:37.000 I think Kane...

00:42:38.000 But I don't think he gets a single leg and just takes him down.

00:42:39.000 I think he controls him against him.

00:42:41.000 Zingano is fucking JDS part two.

00:42:45.000 And Gano is fucking dangerous.

00:42:47.000 Unless you have cardio.

00:42:49.000 But he's shown something.

00:42:50.000 That fight, he didn't know what the fuck he was doing.

00:42:52.000 Which one?

00:42:53.000 Well, the Stipe fight.

00:42:54.000 He thought he was going to win that fight by KO. He thought he was just going to go out there and KO him.

00:42:57.000 He did land good shots on Stipe, too.

00:42:59.000 Well, he fucked up Curtis Blades in that second fight, and Curtis Blades is a good wrestler.

00:43:02.000 Look, Ngannou's a beast.

00:43:04.000 What would be more fun?

00:43:05.000 He fucked up Curtis Blades in that second fight.

00:43:07.000 You gotta remember, he just fucked up Curtis Blades.

00:43:09.000 I totally forgot about that.

00:43:10.000 I didn't forget about it.

00:43:11.000 That's why I went for the UFC, and you're gonna have a hard time getting in the arena.

00:43:15.000 Wouldn't it be way funner just to do a fight companion?

00:43:19.000 Hey guys, there's a fight going on.

00:43:20.000 It would be fun to do a fight companion, but all I was thinking...

00:43:24.000 You're gonna be taking five million pictures.

00:43:30.000 A party.

00:43:31.000 Have a good time.

00:43:32.000 Uh-oh, uh-oh, goodbye.

00:43:34.000 We're all married, man.

00:43:35.000 No, your boy's not going to take him down.

00:43:37.000 He hasn't taken him down yet.

00:43:39.000 This is the third round, dude.

00:43:40.000 It's not happening.

00:43:41.000 He needs to let that go and learn how to kick with that left leg.

00:43:43.000 Oh, boy.

00:43:44.000 Yeah.

00:43:45.000 He's going to pummel under with that left hand.

00:43:47.000 He's going to get it.

00:43:48.000 And when he gets it, he's going to circle off.

00:43:50.000 And when he circles off, your boy's going to be more tired.

00:43:52.000 That's why I'm a commentator.

00:43:55.000 And you're an actor.

00:43:57.000 Oh!

00:43:57.000 You're an actor.

00:43:58.000 There's the knee side!

00:43:59.000 Your boy got fucked!

00:44:01.000 You've got to watch that knee.

00:44:02.000 Dude, he's fucked up.

00:44:04.000 That knee was perfect.

00:44:05.000 What did his right leg just do there?

00:44:07.000 Archuleta's a wrestler.

00:44:08.000 He's fine.

00:44:09.000 Oh, he's in a world of shit.

00:44:10.000 They don't get kneed in wrestling.

00:44:11.000 He's in a world of shit.

00:44:12.000 Your boy's in a lot of trouble, dude.

00:44:14.000 Be honest.

00:44:15.000 Be honest.

00:44:15.000 If you didn't know him.

00:44:17.000 I was a terrible kid.

00:44:18.000 He tried something and bailed on it halfway in.

00:44:21.000 You know your boy's losing the fight.

00:44:22.000 You know that.

00:44:23.000 We understand that.

00:44:24.000 He might not come out, bro.

00:44:25.000 Is that what Hunter said?

00:44:26.000 Wait a minute.

00:44:26.000 Oh, look at this!

00:44:27.000 Look at the aggressions!

00:44:28.000 Yeah, what?

00:44:29.000 How long is it going to be before he gets back up to his feet?

00:44:31.000 That doesn't even count, dude.

00:44:32.000 TJ's right there.

00:44:33.000 TJ's giving him Joe Daddy.

00:44:34.000 They're talking to him.

00:44:35.000 Yeah, what are they saying?

00:44:38.000 I'll text both of them right now.

00:44:39.000 They're saying, you need to stop him.

00:44:41.000 No, they're going, yeah, we got this.

00:44:42.000 Dude, he has Cub Swanson, TJ Dillashaw, and Joe Daddy Simpson in his corner.

00:44:46.000 That's a hell of a corner.

00:44:47.000 Is it the best ever?

00:44:48.000 That's a hell of a corner.

00:44:49.000 Pretty goddamn good corner.

00:44:50.000 Yeah.

00:44:51.000 Your boy's aggressive, I'll tell you that.

00:44:52.000 Yeah, he is.

00:44:53.000 He's not letting go.

00:44:54.000 Dude, I told you.

00:44:54.000 No.

00:44:55.000 I think Bendejas is winning, though.

00:44:57.000 Bendejas is losing.

00:44:58.000 He's landed way better shots.

00:44:59.000 I'm collecting a dollar at the end of this fight.

00:45:01.000 Not a shot.

00:45:02.000 Oh, look at this.

00:45:02.000 Look at this.

00:45:03.000 Start tapping.

00:45:04.000 Archuleta's probably winning the fight, Joe.

00:45:06.000 Just from control.

00:45:08.000 Just from control.

00:45:08.000 What?

00:45:09.000 Nonsense.

00:45:09.000 We know this.

00:45:10.000 We know this.

00:45:11.000 I DM this guy.

00:45:12.000 You guys are out of your mind.

00:45:16.000 Oh my god.

00:45:19.000 It's my birthday.

00:45:21.000 I get what I want.

00:45:21.000 It would be kind of fun to do a fight companion.

00:45:23.000 That might be better.

00:45:24.000 They're the best.

00:45:26.000 And we never get to really do them for big UFCs.

00:45:27.000 And we don't have to go anywhere.

00:45:28.000 We don't get to do them.

00:45:29.000 We get fucked up here.

00:45:30.000 But legit, once I quit the UFC, we should travel one or two in Vegas.

00:45:35.000 And do live companions?

00:45:36.000 Yeah.

00:45:38.000 What if they would let us?

00:45:40.000 Well, I don't know if they'll let me.

00:45:41.000 But from like a dope fucking sweet.

00:45:44.000 Ooh.

00:45:45.000 But you want to be on the floor, man.

00:45:46.000 Yeah, I like your food truck thing.

00:45:48.000 It's pretty good.

00:45:49.000 Thank you, sir.

00:45:50.000 Dude, I got so hungry looking at those steak and cheese.

00:45:50.000 With Bader.

00:45:53.000 So did I. I texted Brendan immediately.

00:45:55.000 They were so good, dude.

00:45:55.000 Fuck.

00:45:56.000 Must have.

00:45:57.000 And I'm doing a lobster roll one.

00:45:59.000 Ooh.

00:45:59.000 There's a place called, fuck, I think it's Maine Lops or something like that.

00:46:03.000 They are the best lobster.

00:46:04.000 I've had that.

00:46:05.000 Cousins, son.

00:46:06.000 Yeah, I've had that.

00:46:07.000 They are phenomenal.

00:46:07.000 Yeah.

00:46:09.000 Callan, I bought you one.

00:46:10.000 Remember that fucking roll?

00:46:11.000 The best lobster roll in the world.

00:46:13.000 It's like $15 and you don't care.

00:46:15.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:46:16.000 I buy four of them.

00:46:16.000 So good.

00:46:17.000 Brian, you're worth $200,000 according to Celebrity Net Worth.

00:46:20.000 I know, so what's that?

00:46:21.000 Come on, your boy's getting fucked up.

00:46:23.000 You know he's getting fucked up.

00:46:24.000 He snatched his ankle.

00:46:25.000 This is a disaster.

00:46:26.000 Look at this.

00:46:26.000 Watch this.

00:46:27.000 Just keep your hand up.

00:46:28.000 Look at him toying with him.

00:46:29.000 Toying like a cat and a mouse.

00:46:32.000 Hitting there.

00:46:34.000 Fucking your DMs mean nothing.

00:46:37.000 Dude, you know what else we should do companions for?

00:46:39.000 Big-ass boxing fights, too.

00:46:41.000 Like Fury Wilder 2. I might be working it, but like Fury Wilder 2. Whatever you're not working, let's do one.

00:46:47.000 And my TV show, guys.

00:46:48.000 Oh, that'd be so much fun.

00:46:50.000 Hey, did you guys...

00:46:51.000 No, we're not doing that.

00:46:52.000 Do you see Broner versus Pacquiao and then Broner afterwards saying that he beat that guy?

00:46:57.000 Well, we watched it in the back of my taping.

00:47:00.000 I watched the whole fight afterwards.

00:47:00.000 What the fuck?

00:47:01.000 Me too.

00:47:02.000 On Sunday.

00:47:02.000 What the fuck is wrong with him?

00:47:04.000 Did he beat the shit out of him forever?

00:47:05.000 No, he just beat him.

00:47:07.000 That Roar movie.

00:47:07.000 What's that?

00:47:08.000 Oh, you got it?

00:47:09.000 I downloaded it a long time ago.

00:47:10.000 Oh, that crazy movie with the fucking lions?

00:47:14.000 Who's the goat man?

00:47:15.000 It's a guy who trained lions and did a whole movie with real lions where they wrestled them and shit and they had the lions like played actors in the movie.

00:47:22.000 Did someone die?

00:47:23.000 People got fucked up making the movie.

00:47:25.000 Oh, really?

00:47:26.000 Yeah.

00:47:26.000 Well, they're giant cats, man.

00:47:28.000 Is this the worst movie of all time?

00:47:29.000 It's a pretty bad movie, but it's like super dangerous because they taunted the lions to get them to do shit in the scenes.

00:47:36.000 These actors definitely get paid enough.

00:47:36.000 What?

00:47:38.000 How many people died during the making of that movie?

00:47:39.000 17. I think a few.

00:47:42.000 People actually died?

00:47:44.000 Your boy got sidekicked in the body.

00:47:45.000 People died.

00:47:47.000 He's winning this one.

00:47:48.000 Oh, look at that.

00:47:49.000 What?

00:47:50.000 What are you talking about?

00:47:51.000 He missed.

00:47:51.000 That's capoeira, bro.

00:47:52.000 Oh!

00:47:53.000 Not enough capoeira.

00:47:54.000 Stand there right there.

00:47:55.000 Look at this.

00:47:56.000 That's the third round.

00:47:56.000 That's it.

00:47:58.000 Archuleta probably won, dude.

00:47:59.000 Archuleta, yeah.

00:48:00.000 100%.

00:48:00.000 Almost inside.

00:48:01.000 That guy's a stud.

00:48:02.000 In his debut, too.

00:48:03.000 Took some hard shots.

00:48:04.000 Well, he's 21-1.

00:48:05.000 Is that his debut?

00:48:06.000 No, he's 21-1.

00:48:07.000 Not in Bellator, but...

00:48:08.000 Probably his first fight in Bellator.

00:48:09.000 What's he been fighting yet?

00:48:11.000 Why are you saying this is his debut, Brian?

00:48:12.000 I think in...

00:48:13.000 I don't know.

00:48:13.000 He wasn't fighting in Bellator for...

00:48:15.000 I think this is one of his...

00:48:17.000 What's he been fighting in, Jamie?

00:48:18.000 I mean, 21-1.

00:48:20.000 Get in there, bro.

00:48:22.000 Jack Swagger has zero experience.

00:48:24.000 He's fighting in the middle.

00:48:25.000 Fourth fight in Bellator.

00:48:26.000 God damn it, Brian.

00:48:30.000 Trying to hype the guy up.

00:48:31.000 Just throwing shit on the wall.

00:48:33.000 Just let me throw some stuff on the wall.

00:48:34.000 I thought you were friends with him.

00:48:36.000 He's my buddy.

00:48:37.000 Dude, you were on set one time.

00:48:41.000 I did a bunch of episodes of Kingdom.

00:48:42.000 Does anybody want any of this whiskey?

00:48:43.000 I'm thinking Warrior.

00:48:44.000 Does anybody else want any of this whiskey?

00:48:46.000 I don't do well in whiskey.

00:48:47.000 You think he turns into a demon.

00:48:48.000 Indian will come out.

00:48:49.000 I'll shit my pants.

00:48:51.000 What is our rating of this wine?

00:48:52.000 Is it just okay?

00:48:54.000 You know, I haven't tried it.

00:48:55.000 Is it okay to mix it?

00:48:56.000 I'm not too happy with it.

00:48:58.000 Almost corked.

00:48:58.000 Yeah, let's try the other bottle.

00:48:59.000 I'm not too happy with this, those fuckers.

00:49:01.000 Do you want to be great with this?

00:49:01.000 This cost me a lot of money.

00:49:03.000 Cheese, B. Cheese.

00:49:05.000 I got some old cheese in the fridge.

00:49:07.000 Bastards.

00:49:08.000 I forgot the cheese.

00:49:09.000 Is there anything less attractive than old cheese?

00:49:12.000 I just pretend I didn't hear it.

00:49:14.000 Old cheese actually holds.

00:49:16.000 If there is, it'll be fine.

00:49:18.000 Get the fuck out of here.

00:49:19.000 My refrigerator?

00:49:21.000 Old cheese?

00:49:21.000 Old cheese sitting next to a block of elk.

00:49:23.000 I would fuck those ribs up.

00:49:25.000 How about government cheese?

00:49:25.000 What the fuck was up with that?

00:49:27.000 At school?

00:49:28.000 At school, they'd give you the government cheese?

00:49:30.000 They would give you a big block, like a loaf, and you'd go, boom!

00:49:32.000 We got government cheese.

00:49:34.000 Were you ever on food stamps?

00:49:36.000 What the fuck did they put in that cheese?

00:49:39.000 Well, it's just shitty cheese.

00:49:42.000 Did you ever get food stamps when you were a kid?

00:49:47.000 Believe it or not, my mom qualified for one month.

00:49:52.000 She made too much money.

00:49:53.000 She made like 200 bucks, 150 bucks a week.

00:49:56.000 But we did get it.

00:49:57.000 I'll never forget.

00:49:58.000 We got one for one month.

00:49:59.000 We got food stamps and we went to the supermarket.

00:50:02.000 We went to Vons on Bristol.

00:50:05.000 I'll never forget this because my mom said...

00:50:07.000 Get anything you fucking want.

00:50:09.000 Wow.

00:50:10.000 Because she knew it was going to be her last one.

00:50:12.000 So we just went straight to the cereal aisle.

00:50:14.000 And generally my mom would get us like toasty oats, like a big sack.

00:50:18.000 Because she knew if she brought like Cocoa Pebbles, that shit would be gone in like 15 minutes.

00:50:22.000 Yeah.

00:50:23.000 So she would always get us like the worst cereal just so it could last.

00:50:26.000 You know, so but that time she...

00:50:28.000 What'd you get Lucky Charms?

00:50:30.000 Everything.

00:50:31.000 What did kids do before there was sugar and cereal?

00:50:34.000 Cookie Crisp.

00:50:34.000 Fruity Pebbles.

00:50:36.000 Honeycomb!

00:50:37.000 My chef made me a crab.

00:50:39.000 Count Chocula.

00:50:40.000 Alright, who won?

00:50:41.000 Who won?

00:50:41.000 Let's say yes.

00:50:43.000 Do you have a dollar ready?

00:50:44.000 Do you have a dollar ready for me?

00:50:45.000 Yeah, dude.

00:50:46.000 There's no shot your boy won.

00:50:47.000 He got taken down over and over.

00:50:49.000 Not really.

00:50:50.000 He didn't control it.

00:50:51.000 But I think he controlled the octagon enough.

00:50:53.000 Your boy landed better shots.

00:50:55.000 You win.

00:50:55.000 He won.

00:50:56.000 What was the score?

00:50:57.000 Do we know?

00:50:59.000 Doesn't matter.

00:51:00.000 It was like 100 to zero.

00:51:03.000 Here's a dollar.

00:51:05.000 Here you go.

00:51:06.000 That's a better fucking one.

00:51:08.000 Dude, look at Frank Trigg was the ref.

00:51:10.000 Did you notice that?

00:51:11.000 No.

00:51:11.000 I try not to.

00:51:14.000 I don't want to do it to him.

00:51:14.000 Dude!

00:51:17.000 What were you going to do?

00:51:20.000 That was good.

00:51:21.000 I caught myself.

00:51:22.000 The better angels of your nature.

00:51:25.000 I'm getting better.

00:51:26.000 Getting better at this.

00:51:29.000 It's like a demon inside of me.

00:51:30.000 I just want to blurt it out.

00:51:32.000 17 fight win streak, dude.

00:51:34.000 That's awesome.

00:51:35.000 Wrestlers, man.

00:51:37.000 Was that 35 or 45?

00:51:39.000 Handsome young fella.

00:51:40.000 That's a good question.

00:51:40.000 I think he's 45. I might be wrong, though.

00:51:44.000 Yeah, 45, right?

00:51:45.000 I don't know.

00:51:46.000 Is he 45?

00:51:47.000 Pretty sure.

00:51:48.000 It's hard to tell.

00:51:50.000 I'll tell you what, though.

00:51:51.000 Your boy is game and hell of a fighter.

00:51:53.000 Yeah, he's a hell of a fighter.

00:51:54.000 Fuck.

00:51:55.000 You know what, man?

00:51:57.000 If there's one...

00:51:58.000 Ooh, that nice head kick right there that he ate.

00:52:00.000 If there's one skill that a fighter should have, it is wrestling.

00:52:05.000 Yep.

00:52:06.000 Goddamn.

00:52:07.000 If you could dictate where the fight takes place...

00:52:09.000 It's everything.

00:52:10.000 That is so giant.

00:52:11.000 It's everything these days.

00:52:11.000 They keep showing him getting lit up.

00:52:13.000 Brendan, I know you're against kicking to the knee.

00:52:15.000 What about stomping to the foot?

00:52:18.000 Like foot stomps.

00:52:20.000 It's a bitch move.

00:52:21.000 I remember when guys would do it, you'd be like, come on.

00:52:23.000 It's like bro code.

00:52:24.000 You're like, what the fuck are you doing?

00:52:26.000 We're stomping feet?

00:52:28.000 What kind of bitch stomps a foot?

00:52:29.000 What are you doing, bro?

00:52:30.000 It's obviously not going to affect the fight.

00:52:32.000 It's just a bitch move.

00:52:33.000 It doesn't affect the fight?

00:52:34.000 You can't feel it.

00:52:34.000 Not really.

00:52:35.000 You're so amped up.

00:52:36.000 Now, afterwards, your foot's fucked.

00:52:38.000 But during the fight, you're like, what are you doing, dude?

00:52:41.000 Can you break a foot?

00:52:42.000 You think you can break a foot?

00:52:44.000 Maybe if you're fucking Bigfoot Silva and you stomped someone's foot.

00:52:47.000 Marco Huas used to do that shit.

00:52:48.000 Yeah.

00:52:49.000 You're so hard.

00:52:50.000 I'm sure if you were a real bitch, you could do it.

00:52:52.000 If you practiced it, it's a bitch move.

00:52:54.000 What if you broke someone's foot?

00:52:55.000 If we stomped down their foot and snapped their metacarsal?

00:52:57.000 Okay, you won by foot stomp.

00:53:00.000 Congrats.

00:53:01.000 Wow.

00:53:02.000 Damn.

00:53:03.000 Yeah.

00:53:04.000 Brian knows what I'm talking about.

00:53:05.000 I know exactly what you're talking about.

00:53:06.000 I don't fucking ever stomp feet when I fight.

00:53:08.000 Ever.

00:53:08.000 You notice most people don't.

00:53:10.000 Most guys don't.

00:53:11.000 John Wick used it in the bathhouse scene.

00:53:14.000 Stomped the dude's foot and shot him in the chest.

00:53:16.000 Fitch and McDonald.

00:53:17.000 When is that going to happen?

00:53:18.000 That's for the title.

00:53:18.000 That's how quick Fitch gets a shot at the title.

00:53:21.000 Well, it's because it's the welterweight tournament, so anyone who fights Roy gets a shot at the title.

00:53:25.000 It's pretty dope.

00:53:26.000 Yeah, he wrestled fuck Paul Daly, and then he's immediately getting a shot at the title.

00:53:29.000 It's a good fight.

00:53:30.000 It is a shot.

00:53:31.000 Great wrestler.

00:53:31.000 It is an interesting fight, and especially if...

00:53:34.000 I like it in Bellator, because they're a little more lenient in their substance detection.

00:53:39.000 Oh, don't get me started.

00:53:40.000 Sir?

00:53:41.000 Yes.

00:53:41.000 Excuse me, sir?

00:53:42.000 Yes.

00:53:43.000 What are you trying to say?

00:53:44.000 Well, Fitch tested positive before.

00:53:46.000 No one gives a fuck about who Pete goes in Bellator.

00:53:48.000 Roy McDonald looks like he works at Google right there.

00:53:50.000 Holy fuck.

00:53:51.000 He works in a murdering department at Google.

00:53:54.000 I know.

00:54:00.000 He's there if somebody leaks out some trade secrets.

00:54:03.000 I know.

00:54:04.000 He shows up at your house with a fucking metal pencil and shoves it through your forehead.

00:54:09.000 He looks like a guy who's in shape, but he works.

00:54:12.000 He's an engineer.

00:54:13.000 He looks exactly like the guy who plays the Riddler in Gotham.

00:54:16.000 Exactly.

00:54:16.000 No, he's the Canadian psycho.

00:54:18.000 He's the Canadian psycho.

00:54:18.000 Have you seen that?

00:54:19.000 Exactly.

00:54:20.000 The thing at the end of the day about Rory is as much as you see his glasses, his preppy shirt, you look in his eyes and you go, yeah, I'm good.

00:54:27.000 You get it.

00:54:28.000 I'm all set with this guy.

00:54:28.000 Yeah, I'm all set.

00:54:30.000 I'm just going to go over here.

00:54:31.000 I'm not going to argue with you, sir.

00:54:33.000 I asked him about that on the podcast a long time ago.

00:54:35.000 Look at that.

00:54:37.000 Oh, my God.

00:54:38.000 That's crazy.

00:54:40.000 Good call.

00:54:41.000 That's a crazy call.

00:54:42.000 Wow.

00:54:47.000 That's crazy!

00:54:47.000 Virtually identical.

00:54:49.000 That's crazy.

00:54:50.000 In every angle.

00:54:51.000 It's not just certain angles.

00:54:53.000 It's every angle.

00:54:54.000 Dude, they're twins.

00:54:56.000 Look at that.

00:54:56.000 That's crazy.

00:54:57.000 Look at him on TV and look at Rory.

00:54:59.000 That is crazy.

00:55:01.000 And Rory hates this shit.

00:55:02.000 Because I told him he should go by Canadian Psycho and he did not.

00:55:05.000 Look at that right there.

00:55:06.000 That's crazy.

00:55:07.000 That's impressive.

00:55:08.000 Dude, Fitch is a thick dude.

00:55:10.000 Fish is a fucking savage, but he's been in the game a long, long time.

00:55:15.000 At Welterweight, there's an argument.

00:55:17.000 He's one of the top, I mean, top six of all time.

00:55:21.000 He didn't lose.

00:55:22.000 Look at his record.

00:55:24.000 They fucked him over.

00:55:25.000 GSP fucked him up.

00:55:26.000 I mean, Hendricks, Johnny Hendricks fucked him up.

00:55:29.000 He's a very, very tough guy.

00:55:30.000 Dude, he went on a fucking streak for a long time.

00:55:32.000 He's an animal.

00:55:33.000 No doubt about it.

00:55:34.000 Animal.

00:55:35.000 Tough guy.

00:55:35.000 Yeah, my boy Jake Hager, also known as Jack Swagger, y'all.

00:55:38.000 He beat Eric Silva when Eric Silva was not under the care of USADA. How big is that guy?

00:55:44.000 Is he bending?

00:55:44.000 Is he not able to fit in that room?

00:55:46.000 He's taller than me.

00:55:47.000 He's a giant dude.

00:55:48.000 They say 6'7", that's bullshit.

00:55:50.000 He's 6'5", and he wrestled at Oklahoma, and he beat Kane twice.

00:55:54.000 That looks like Alice in Wonderland.

00:55:55.000 In overtime.

00:55:56.000 Holy shit.

00:55:56.000 They're getting him to fight a guy who makes meatball subs for a living.

00:56:00.000 Meatball subs?

00:56:01.000 Oh my god.

00:56:02.000 Oh boy.

00:56:04.000 I like that right hand.

00:56:06.000 That one right there?

00:56:07.000 Dude, I like his shoulders.

00:56:09.000 I like the chicken and waffles Roscoe's in the background representing.

00:56:12.000 Dude, that guy's about to get...

00:56:13.000 When was the last time he ate at Roscoe's?

00:56:16.000 Dude, when I was in Vegas for Fight Week when Tony fought Anthony Pettis, they got this chicken and waffle place.

00:56:26.000 I forget what it's called, but it's a chain.

00:56:28.000 Dude, I eat chicken and waffles every fucking day, dude.

00:56:32.000 It's a delicious combo.

00:56:33.000 Jesus Christ, I forget the name of it, but it's a chain.

00:56:36.000 It's a good way to get fat.

00:56:37.000 Dude, I heard Max always in Dublin right now.

00:56:39.000 Did you see that?

00:56:39.000 Yeah, it was hilarious.

00:56:41.000 He did a whole thing, a series of posts from a whiskey place, talking about how great this whiskey is, the best whiskey in Ireland.

00:56:41.000 Vacation?

00:56:48.000 And people are like, he's throwing shade, he's throwing shade.

00:56:48.000 That's hilarious.

00:56:50.000 I love that.

00:56:51.000 How is he throwing shade?

00:56:52.000 They paid him.

00:56:53.000 They paid him to go out there.

00:56:54.000 He's the fucking featherweight champion of the planet Earth.

00:56:57.000 Superstar.

00:56:57.000 He goes out there, they paid him, but they paid him to go to Dublin.

00:57:02.000 Whoever did that, they made him a bottle with his name on it.

00:57:06.000 The whiskey company.

00:57:06.000 Who did that?

00:57:07.000 They made a bottle for him.

00:57:10.000 Oh, dude, what a classic move!

00:57:10.000 Jameson?

00:57:12.000 Classic move!

00:57:13.000 Fuck your proper whiskey!

00:57:15.000 Check this out!

00:57:17.000 Wow!

00:57:19.000 Champ Champ what?

00:57:20.000 I'm a fan of proper whiskey, however...

00:57:23.000 I'm not a whiskey guy.

00:57:23.000 Have you tried it?

00:57:24.000 Why don't you try some Buffalo Trace, motherfuckers?

00:57:26.000 I don't know good whiskey.

00:57:27.000 That could be piss.

00:57:28.000 Is that a good whiskey?

00:57:29.000 Oh, it's very good.

00:57:30.000 Really?

00:57:30.000 I'll try it.

00:57:31.000 Is that on rocks?

00:57:33.000 You ready for this?

00:57:33.000 Hold up.

00:57:34.000 This company was established in 1773. It's not an ad right now.

00:57:34.000 Yeah.

00:57:39.000 It is an ad.

00:57:40.000 Oh, it is?

00:57:41.000 At the beginning of the podcast, it's an ad.

00:57:43.000 This is legitimate.

00:57:43.000 Hold on.

00:57:45.000 I like a good whiskey.

00:57:46.000 They've been around since the 1700s.

00:57:47.000 Really?

00:57:48.000 Where's your fucking glass?

00:57:49.000 I don't have one, apparently.

00:57:50.000 Brian, you scared.

00:57:51.000 No, I understand.

00:57:52.000 Let your birthday get fucked up.

00:57:54.000 No, I got my wrap party later.

00:57:56.000 Wrap these nuts in your mouth.

00:57:57.000 What?

00:57:58.000 What are you talking about?

00:57:59.000 I would eat the wrap party.

00:58:00.000 This is the wrap party, bro.

00:58:01.000 I wrapped my TV show.

00:58:02.000 I'll just have a sip of his.

00:58:03.000 Cheers.

00:58:04.000 I'll have a sip of Brian's.

00:58:05.000 You don't want to waste it.

00:58:06.000 First shot I've ever done that got good rating.

00:58:07.000 Try it.

00:58:08.000 Tell me what's up.

00:58:08.000 What's up?

00:58:09.000 What's up?

00:58:10.000 Yeah.

00:58:11.000 That's beautiful.

00:58:12.000 That's a beautiful whiskey.

00:58:13.000 What is that called?

00:58:13.000 That's real.

00:58:15.000 That's a beautiful whiskey.

00:58:15.000 Buffalo Trace.

00:58:16.000 No bullshit.

00:58:16.000 This shit's really been around since the 1700s.

00:58:19.000 Really?

00:58:20.000 Yeah.

00:58:20.000 Smooth whiskey.

00:58:21.000 What did I say?

00:58:21.000 The oldest running whiskey in the country?

00:58:24.000 Yeah.

00:58:25.000 Oldest running distillery on the planet Earth.

00:58:26.000 That's a smooth whiskey.

00:58:28.000 It's real shit, bro.

00:58:28.000 I love a good whiskey.

00:58:29.000 That's real shit.

00:58:30.000 I like Blanton's.

00:58:31.000 I like Nika Coffee Grain.

00:58:31.000 I like that.

00:58:33.000 Oof.

00:58:37.000 I don't like whiskey, and that is smooth as fuck.

00:58:39.000 Smooth as fuck.

00:58:40.000 You know what?

00:58:41.000 It's earthy caramel.

00:58:42.000 Correct, sir.

00:58:43.000 Earthy?

00:58:44.000 You got some earth and some caramel on it.

00:58:45.000 That's weird with people with wines.

00:58:47.000 Oh, it's got tannins.

00:58:48.000 Hey, I just said that because I heard Calum say it before.

00:58:51.000 How about this?

00:58:52.000 It's not earthy.

00:58:52.000 I don't know what earth tastes like.

00:58:54.000 I'm with my buddy who made a lot of money.

00:58:58.000 Hold on.

00:58:59.000 Conversations.

00:59:00.000 I go to my buddy, and my buddy made a lot of money.

00:59:02.000 Whatever you think is a lot, he made more.

00:59:03.000 We go to the vault, and the sommelier is there.

00:59:06.000 And he's looking at wines that are, you know, $700, something crazy.

00:59:09.000 So we're going to get a crazy wine, eat a bunch of caviar.

00:59:12.000 And he goes, and she said, how would you describe this?

00:59:14.000 I've never had this, but I've had the sister wine.

00:59:16.000 And she said, it's like getting roundhouse kicked in the face by a ballerina.

00:59:24.000 The chick said this?

00:59:25.000 That's really how you can describe this wine?

00:59:27.000 It tells me nothing.

00:59:28.000 Was it nice?

00:59:29.000 That makes me think you're an asshole.

00:59:31.000 Dude, I don't have a drink.

00:59:32.000 This might be my fucking drink.

00:59:33.000 If a ballerina roundhouse kicks me in the face, I'm like, I'm hanging around with the wrong girl.

00:59:36.000 I gotta get the fuck out of here.

00:59:37.000 Not me, I think filthy.

00:59:39.000 This bitch kicked me in the face.

00:59:40.000 Filthy.

00:59:40.000 I think filthy.

00:59:41.000 Yeah, but a girl kicks me in the face, she's definitely gonna call TMZ. You ever had a girl hit you?

00:59:45.000 I had a girl swing at me once, back when I was fighting.

00:59:49.000 And I saw her hand come up, and I saw her shoulder go back, and I saw her right hand come my way, and I'm like, I don't believe this is even happening.

00:59:57.000 Did you double like a bitch?

00:59:57.000 I ducked under her, and I just grabbed her.

01:00:00.000 I ducked under the right hand and grabbed her.

01:00:03.000 I didn't even think about hitting her, because it was so ridiculous.

01:00:05.000 I had a girl reach down and grab a boot.

01:00:07.000 I said, you're being dumb.

01:00:09.000 I didn't say you're dumb.

01:00:10.000 I said, you're being dumb.

01:00:12.000 She was trying to hit you?

01:00:13.000 She didn't just try to hit me.

01:00:14.000 She reached down.

01:00:15.000 She goes, I'm dumb.

01:00:17.000 I said, you're being dumb.

01:00:18.000 I didn't say you're dumb.

01:00:19.000 She goes, I'm dumb.

01:00:20.000 And I went.

01:00:21.000 And before I could get out, she fucking, she was athletic.

01:00:25.000 She reached down and grabbed my boot.

01:00:26.000 She grabbed my boot.

01:00:28.000 By the, you know, and swung so hard and I remember I ducked.

01:00:33.000 I just saw it coming and I just went, I ducked and it made a, it crashed into my closet, you know, and it just went, and made a huge hole.

01:00:42.000 Was this back when you didn't have a door knob?

01:00:44.000 Uh, that's true, sir.

01:00:45.000 That was the house.

01:00:46.000 Yes.

01:00:46.000 The first time I went over to Brian's house, he has no doorknob.

01:00:49.000 Yep.

01:00:50.000 Like, there's a hole.

01:00:51.000 He was a front door?

01:00:51.000 Yep.

01:00:52.000 Yeah.

01:00:53.000 I pushed his door open.

01:00:54.000 Jesus, dude.

01:00:55.000 And I go, bro, you don't have a doorknob.

01:00:56.000 He's like, ah, I gotta get it fixed.

01:00:57.000 So, one day, a homeless lady walked into his house and started making breakfast.

01:01:01.000 I had two pit bulls, too.

01:01:03.000 He was asleep.

01:01:04.000 A homeless lady was making breakfast in his kitchen.

01:01:06.000 She's like, you got a really nice house.

01:01:08.000 Yeah.

01:01:09.000 I actually wasn't asleep.

01:01:09.000 Just chilling?

01:01:10.000 I came home, and the neighbors were freaking out.

01:01:12.000 They called the cops to come in, and she goes, and I'm in there, and she's making me a whole meal.

01:01:17.000 And I came, and my dogs were there, and she's like, honey, you got it going on.

01:01:21.000 You got it going on.

01:01:22.000 And I was like, and the cops came.

01:01:24.000 I was like, no, no, it's fine.

01:01:25.000 I go, thank you, sweetheart.

01:01:26.000 Who called the cops, though?

01:01:26.000 No doorknob.

01:01:27.000 The neighbors.

01:01:28.000 There was no doorknob.

01:01:30.000 She was making me a full meal.

01:01:31.000 It was fantastic.

01:01:32.000 Makes sense.

01:01:32.000 You fucked her, too.

01:01:33.000 I was going to say, not terrible looking.

01:01:36.000 Really?

01:01:37.000 Back then I was like, you know what?

01:01:39.000 Roll the bag.

01:01:39.000 Maybe.

01:01:40.000 I mean, if you got a little less crack, a year before the crack epidemic, maybe.

01:01:45.000 Dude, when I first started training, the girls I would date, because I was training all the time, whenever we'd get an argument, they'd hit me.

01:01:52.000 Not in the face, they'd always punch me or push me.

01:01:54.000 I hated it.

01:01:55.000 Because you're so big.

01:01:56.000 I hated it.

01:01:57.000 Because they didn't get away with it.

01:01:58.000 Correct.

01:01:59.000 Because it's like hitting a punching bag.

01:02:00.000 Not cool, man.

01:02:01.000 Nothing's going to come their way.

01:02:02.000 Correct.

01:02:02.000 And then I remember I was living in this basement with all these roommates, and me and my girl at the time were fighting, and I was, like, lifting a lot.

01:02:11.000 It was probably 265 at the time.

01:02:13.000 And she did something that horrible, I forget what, but it pissed me off.

01:02:17.000 And there was a couch, and I wanted to leave.

01:02:19.000 And I remember I was like, just fucking do it!

01:02:21.000 I lifted up the couch, and to me, you know, I thought it was a heavy couch, but it was like one of those Ikea couches.

01:02:27.000 This thing went poof!

01:02:29.000 And fucking hit the ceiling, landed on the wall, and she's like, oh my god.

01:02:33.000 I was like, oh shit, that's not good.

01:02:34.000 And then you fucked and she got hot.

01:02:36.000 No, she wanted to call the cops.

01:02:37.000 I'm like, for throwing a sofa?

01:02:39.000 I didn't mean to launch this shitty sofa.

01:02:42.000 Can you get in trouble for throwing a sofa?

01:02:43.000 I don't think you can.

01:02:44.000 I don't think so.

01:02:45.000 If the cops came, you'd be like, I didn't throw it at her.

01:02:46.000 They have to arrest someone if it's a domestic violence call.

01:02:49.000 So even if it's not true, they gotta take me away.

01:02:51.000 Yeah, but if it's not violence, if the cops come...

01:02:53.000 Hashtag no Greg Hardy.

01:02:55.000 But if the cops come and you say, I didn't do anything violent to her, I just got mad and I threw the sofa over there.

01:03:01.000 Yeah, but then crazy bitches go, yeah?

01:03:03.000 I know a guy who did that with a girl.

01:03:07.000 He started clawing his own arms.

01:03:09.000 Oof, yeah.

01:03:10.000 He's kind of a pussy.

01:03:11.000 Just his arms.

01:03:13.000 Do your face, bro.

01:03:15.000 That's my joke where I talk about sometimes you get so mad at a girl that you want to kill yourself.

01:03:19.000 I don't think that's what happened.

01:03:20.000 I think he did that because he thought that she was going to fucking do it to him.

01:03:25.000 He thought that she was going to call the cops.

01:03:27.000 They were screaming at each other and they probably thought the neighbors heard.

01:03:30.000 And he's like, I'm gonna just fucking...

01:03:32.000 He just started clawing himself.

01:03:34.000 Yeah, but I told you the story where I was breaking up with a girl.

01:03:38.000 It's like foot stomp.

01:03:40.000 You remember that story I told you where I was breaking up with a girl.

01:03:43.000 She was moving out of my house.

01:03:44.000 She started opening my windows going, stop hitting me!

01:03:47.000 Oh, yeah.

01:03:48.000 And I was like closing the window.

01:03:49.000 Dude, this looks like an even match.

01:03:50.000 We know you don't hit me.

01:03:51.000 Look at this fight they're setting.

01:03:52.000 Dude, look at the jeans.

01:03:54.000 He looks like the fucking guy from Orange County Choppers.

01:03:57.000 He's going to fight in those jeans just so he can get dressed quick on the way out.

01:04:00.000 What a beast.

01:04:01.000 Yeah, this is a set.

01:04:02.000 Here's the fight.

01:04:02.000 Ready?

01:04:03.000 Take down.

01:04:03.000 Ground and pound.

01:04:04.000 Stoppage.

01:04:05.000 In a minute.

01:04:06.000 Quickly.

01:04:06.000 Yes.

01:04:07.000 This is a set up.

01:04:07.000 Yeah.

01:04:09.000 I don't like that.

01:04:10.000 Is that his debut?

01:04:11.000 He's never fought before.

01:04:12.000 So have him fight in a smaller organization.

01:04:15.000 Or not.

01:04:16.000 Just feed him to these fucking...

01:04:17.000 He shouldn't be in jeans.

01:04:19.000 He shouldn't be in jeans.

01:04:20.000 It's not disrespectful to him, and it's not disrespectful to the sport, but it's disrespectful to a large-scale organization to have a guy who's a guy who's coming in from pro wrestling, who's got a big fan base.

01:04:32.000 Do it the right way, and then eventually make your way into a big organization.

01:04:36.000 Greg What are you talking about?

01:04:37.000 He's a co-main event on ESPN. Well, how'd that go?

01:04:40.000 Awful.

01:04:40.000 How'd that work out?

01:04:41.000 We watched it together and we were clowning it the whole time.

01:04:43.000 Yeah, it was a joke.

01:04:44.000 Well, I knew that guy was fading quick.

01:04:46.000 We were talking about it in your green room.

01:04:48.000 I was like, he's fading.

01:04:49.000 I don't like the way he's stepping.

01:04:50.000 He looks exhausted.

01:04:52.000 He tired out quick.

01:04:53.000 Then he hit that dude with an illegal knee.

01:04:54.000 Do you think he's still going to be in the UFC after that?

01:04:57.000 They've invested too much in him.

01:04:57.000 100%.

01:04:59.000 Dana said he's going to give him another fight.

01:05:00.000 Really?

01:05:01.000 Wow.

01:05:01.000 Interesting.

01:05:02.000 It's a bummer, but that's the life we live.

01:05:02.000 Interesting.

01:05:04.000 And what do you do with him?

01:05:05.000 What do I do with him?

01:05:06.000 Francis Ngannou.

01:05:07.000 Wouldn't his learning curve...

01:05:08.000 I give him Derek Lewis and give him the fuck out of it.

01:05:10.000 I go, oh, you like to kill women?

01:05:11.000 Here's Derek Lewis who came from a domestic violence home.

01:05:14.000 He's pretty good.

01:05:15.000 Enjoy this.

01:05:16.000 Oh, you want to be a fighter?

01:05:16.000 Here's Derek Lewis.

01:05:17.000 Derek!

01:05:18.000 Derek!

01:05:19.000 But that guy, you know, he has...

01:05:22.000 How many fights has Greg Hardy had?

01:05:24.000 What's that?

01:05:25.000 That'd be his fourth?

01:05:26.000 He had three on the whatever.

01:05:28.000 Dan and White.

01:05:28.000 With a guy like that, he was a pro bowler, really athletic.

01:05:31.000 Wouldn't his learning curve be very, very steep or quick?

01:05:35.000 Wouldn't he?

01:05:36.000 He has the potential.

01:05:37.000 There's too much to download, especially at his age.

01:05:40.000 He's 30. So you've got to download a lot of information.

01:05:43.000 So maybe he's working a lot on striking, but you can't cover jiu-jitsu, kickboxing, wrestling, boxing, all that.

01:05:49.000 No matter who you are.

01:05:50.000 No, it doesn't matter.

01:05:51.000 Yeah.

01:05:52.000 Take Herschel Walker.

01:05:53.000 It doesn't matter if they're that great of an athlete.

01:05:55.000 It takes a fucking while to learn the skill, man.

01:05:56.000 Well, Herschel Walker was a world-class athlete and a lifelong martial artist.

01:06:01.000 Correct.

01:06:02.000 Yeah, different animal.

01:06:02.000 Different animal.

01:06:03.000 But I'm saying even if you take an athletic...

01:06:05.000 Like, LeBron James would struggle.

01:06:07.000 If you threw him to the UFC. I firmly believe that Herschel Walker would have given a lot of dudes a hard fucking time.

01:06:12.000 At his age or if he started earlier?

01:06:13.000 Even in his 40s.

01:06:14.000 Even in his 40s.

01:06:15.000 I think he was such a fucking freak stud of an athlete.

01:06:18.000 He's such an outlier.

01:06:20.000 He would have given a lot of guys.

01:06:22.000 He had world class speed.

01:06:22.000 He had 235. He was running Olympic speed.

01:06:25.000 He was in the Olympics.

01:06:26.000 He was such a freak.

01:06:29.000 Super freak.

01:06:29.000 He's such an unbelievable, and a real martial artist.

01:06:32.000 He really had skills.

01:06:33.000 When I first saw him fight the UFC, or Strikeforce rather, I was like, oh my god.

01:06:38.000 He can actually fight.

01:06:39.000 Dudes are scared of him.

01:06:41.000 He was moving in the right way.

01:06:43.000 He wasn't doing anything wrong.

01:06:45.000 He was taking guys down, smashing them, and the physical power that he had was just scary.

01:06:49.000 Well, his body is so stupid.

01:06:51.000 Ridiculous.

01:06:51.000 And also the team.

01:07:04.000 It's interesting because when you get elite athletes, how many of them actually want to fight?

01:07:10.000 Who's the most elite athlete?

01:07:12.000 In the UFC? I think Yael Romero.

01:07:14.000 Yes.

01:07:15.000 100%.

01:07:15.000 I think you're right.

01:07:16.000 And he's a wrestler, Cuba.

01:07:18.000 In Cuba, it's either boxing or wrestling.

01:07:20.000 Yeah, but remember, Yoel Romero is a freak and so amazing because he came to MMA at, what, 35?

01:07:27.000 Yeah.

01:07:28.000 Yoel Romero is going to be 62 years old walking on the beach with a dick like a fucking Quaker Oats box.

01:07:28.000 30?

01:07:34.000 Yeah.

01:07:35.000 Just hanging between his legs.

01:07:37.000 Correct.

01:07:37.000 Dude, he's fighting a fucking homeboy.

01:07:41.000 The other dying piece.

01:07:42.000 Yeah, I know.

01:07:43.000 Eddie Bravo sent us the fucking tweet.

01:07:46.000 Hey, I just reposted it.

01:07:48.000 He just sent it to us.

01:07:49.000 But it's hilarious.

01:07:51.000 That's some private shit.

01:07:52.000 It's hilarious.

01:07:55.000 It was a meme that I sent to it.

01:07:55.000 I didn't make that.

01:07:58.000 We got a little group.

01:07:59.000 I'm sending it to Jamie right now.

01:08:00.000 It's fucking great.

01:08:01.000 We got a little group.

01:08:02.000 I didn't make the meme up.

01:08:03.000 Who is this guy?

01:08:04.000 Who is this guy?

01:08:05.000 You would never do that.

01:08:06.000 J.W. Kaiser.

01:08:07.000 I don't do memes.

01:08:08.000 He's some guy who's about to get fucked up, Brian.

01:08:10.000 Don't need to download his information.

01:08:11.000 The guy coming up, Jack Swagger, is the guy you should probably take notice of.

01:08:15.000 Okay.

01:08:15.000 I'm not mad at the Bellator girls.

01:08:17.000 I'm not mad at all.

01:08:18.000 Oh, dude.

01:08:19.000 Mercedes?

01:08:20.000 I'm not mad at all.

01:08:21.000 Oh, my.

01:08:21.000 Yeah.

01:08:22.000 Wow.

01:08:22.000 Paula Costa and Yolo Romero for sure have the best boy at DC. 100%.

01:08:27.000 100%.

01:08:28.000 100%.

01:08:28.000 You toss Luke Rocko pound for pound?

01:08:31.000 Yeah, but Luke Rocko's longer and thinner.

01:08:33.000 He's beautiful and all that.

01:08:34.000 He's a model.

01:08:35.000 He's beautiful, but there's a big difference.

01:08:38.000 He doesn't look like a gorilla.

01:08:39.000 Look at this.

01:08:39.000 Yolo Romero versus Paula Costa.

01:08:42.000 Who made that?

01:08:43.000 Who made that?

01:08:44.000 I don't know.

01:08:45.000 It's fucking great.

01:08:46.000 Eddie sent that to us today.

01:08:47.000 We're fucking crying.

01:08:49.000 I did not make that.

01:08:49.000 Howling.

01:08:51.000 I did not make that.

01:08:51.000 No, but you sent it.

01:08:53.000 You did make it.

01:08:54.000 I don't even agree with it.

01:08:56.000 I agree with it.

01:08:56.000 I sent it.

01:08:57.000 I agree with it.

01:08:58.000 This is private.

01:08:59.000 Damn!

01:09:00.000 You have to agree with it.

01:09:01.000 That was private.

01:09:02.000 I agree with it.

01:09:04.000 I don't even want to know what to say right now.

01:09:06.000 I'm fucking outraged.

01:09:08.000 Let me say that shit.

01:09:10.000 You stay off the whiskey, bro.

01:09:11.000 I'm trying to get fired.

01:09:15.000 They're calling me in this week to do fucking the breakdown shit.

01:09:19.000 Fright breakdowns.

01:09:21.000 I think you saw the test two more.

01:09:23.000 That dude's got a Bellator tattoo on his back.

01:09:25.000 Oh shit, he does.

01:09:26.000 It's like slash Bellator slash The Caribbean slash 300 movie.

01:09:31.000 He's enthusiastic as hell.

01:09:33.000 Imagine if a guy had all Johnny Depp's tattoos.

01:09:35.000 That'd be sick.

01:09:37.000 No, the other guy's a pro wrestler.

01:09:39.000 I don't know anything about him.

01:09:40.000 Yeah, in the NWF for a long time.

01:09:41.000 I think this guy's going to win.

01:09:43.000 Anyone want to bet?

01:09:45.000 Let's bet $10.

01:09:46.000 I'll bet you the dollar that I lost on Brian.

01:09:48.000 No, $20.

01:09:49.000 $20.

01:09:50.000 All right.

01:09:51.000 Did I take that dollar?

01:09:51.000 I actually took it, didn't I? I gave you a dollar, bro.

01:09:53.000 Nice.

01:09:54.000 You're the guy that doesn't think CM Punk should have gotten a shot.

01:10:00.000 And now you're favoring this pro wrestler?

01:10:03.000 See, that's the problem, Eddie.

01:10:05.000 CM Punk doesn't have any amateur background.

01:10:07.000 This dude beat Cain Velasquez twice in college.

01:10:09.000 Oh, he's a wrestler.

01:10:10.000 Legit.

01:10:11.000 I take it back.

01:10:12.000 I don't want to take your money.

01:10:13.000 Who beat Cain?

01:10:14.000 Jack Swagger beat Cain Velasquez in college.

01:10:18.000 He wrestled at Oklahoma.

01:10:19.000 Had offers from Oklahoma State, everyone, and decided to go to Oklahoma.

01:10:22.000 What's his real name?

01:10:23.000 Jack Hager.

01:10:25.000 Hager's a good name.

01:10:26.000 Handsome guy.

01:10:27.000 Handsome guy.

01:10:28.000 Great dude.

01:10:29.000 Really good dude.

01:10:29.000 17 feet tall.

01:10:30.000 Humble too.

01:10:31.000 Pretty humble.

01:10:32.000 What is he?

01:10:32.000 6'7".

01:10:33.000 Jesus Christ.

01:10:33.000 Taller than you.

01:10:34.000 He's not 6'7".

01:10:34.000 He's tall.

01:10:35.000 What is this?

01:10:36.000 It's his birthday.

01:10:37.000 It's vitamins.

01:10:47.000 I just want to be friends with you guys.

01:11:03.000 Come on, just don't inhale.

01:11:05.000 Do it, bro.

01:11:05.000 No, I don't want this.

01:11:06.000 Come on, bro.

01:11:06.000 It's your birthday.

01:11:07.000 It's your birthday.

01:11:08.000 It'll make me sluggish.

01:11:09.000 It'll make me sluggish like you guys.

01:11:11.000 Killer Mike's like that.

01:11:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:11:14.000 Killer Mike, dude.

01:11:15.000 Come on, bro.

01:11:16.000 I don't want you getting crazy.

01:11:16.000 All right, that's good.

01:11:18.000 Look.

01:11:19.000 That's nothing.

01:11:20.000 That was nothing.

01:11:21.000 Come on, man.

01:11:22.000 Elon Musk took a big ass down.

01:11:25.000 There you go.

01:11:25.000 Let me see.

01:11:26.000 Blow it out.

01:11:28.000 That's legit.

01:11:29.000 You got nothing.

01:11:30.000 It's his birthday.

01:11:30.000 I can't smoke weed, man.

01:11:32.000 Dude, no one's not your birthday.

01:11:33.000 You know what?

01:11:34.000 It's not your birthday.

01:11:35.000 Fuck it.

01:11:35.000 I'm only a wine guy.

01:11:36.000 Oh shit, look at this!

01:11:37.000 Who's this?

01:11:41.000 Turn this up.

01:11:42.000 I want to hear him.

01:11:43.000 Is that an OSP? No, it's an OSP. He's got nice pants and shoes.

01:11:48.000 Ovin St. Prue is rapping?

01:11:49.000 No.

01:11:50.000 Is that what you just said?

01:11:51.000 Check the pants and the shoes.

01:11:52.000 I think you might approve.

01:11:53.000 What is he doing?

01:11:54.000 We the people?

01:11:55.000 Oh, my God.

01:11:56.000 Oh, that's his walkout song.

01:11:58.000 Well, lucky for us.

01:11:59.000 What do you think about the pants and the shoes, Brendan?

01:12:01.000 I like the red jeans, but I don't like the white shoes with it.

01:12:05.000 Eddie, let me ask you this.

01:12:06.000 You ever think you'd get into fashion, or are you just like me?

01:12:09.000 If I was single, I'd be all up in fashion.

01:12:09.000 You know what?

01:12:12.000 I'd be hanging out with Brendan.

01:12:13.000 Dude, you liked fashion back in the day.

01:12:16.000 That vintage moto jacket?

01:12:16.000 What are you talking about?

01:12:19.000 How bad my style was.

01:12:20.000 This is what I would wear.

01:12:21.000 I would wear bowling shirts that were very flashy.

01:12:24.000 I would find them and they were shiny and I'd wear them on stage.

01:12:26.000 We were probably headed to a show.

01:12:28.000 Brian and I were probably on our way out to a show.

01:12:30.000 Brian, do you have any idea where we were going in that photo when we were 12?

01:12:34.000 Yeah, I know exactly where we were going.

01:12:35.000 Where were we going?

01:12:36.000 You had performed at the Gotham Comedy Club.

01:12:39.000 Shout out to my boy Chris Mazzilli.

01:12:40.000 I did, dude.

01:12:41.000 Big one.

01:12:41.000 And you crushed him.

01:12:42.000 We were with Patty Jenkins.

01:12:44.000 In fact.

01:12:46.000 And you crushed the room.

01:12:48.000 I remember you crushed it.

01:12:49.000 And then we were with my friend Marie Miserudino.

01:12:52.000 I wasn't very funny back then.

01:12:53.000 Long ago?

01:12:54.000 What do you mean you weren't?

01:12:55.000 What year?

01:12:56.000 What year was that sloppy?

01:12:57.000 You used to crush rooms.

01:12:59.000 What year?

01:13:00.000 Oh, dude.

01:13:00.000 In 90...

01:13:01.000 Remember him in 98, 99?

01:13:03.000 That was just your first CD. When he would do the tiger fucking...

01:13:05.000 You would crush rooms.

01:13:08.000 I told you that.

01:13:09.000 I've never seen anybody crush Room when you would do that shit when you were younger.

01:13:15.000 It was nuts.

01:13:16.000 You'd come off completely drenched in sweat.

01:13:18.000 Shout out to Baby Slice, Kimbo Slice's son.

01:13:22.000 Is that true?

01:13:23.000 Yeah, bro.

01:13:24.000 His name's Baby Slice.

01:13:26.000 I don't know.

01:13:27.000 Shit, I gotta go.

01:13:28.000 No, you don't, bro.

01:13:30.000 When's your wrap-out parties end?

01:13:31.000 I gotta go to...

01:13:32.000 It doesn't start until you get there.

01:13:34.000 Yeah, when does the party end?

01:13:35.000 Midnight.

01:13:36.000 But it's your show, right?

01:13:37.000 Yeah, so I gotta...

01:13:38.000 It's 7.30, B. What time does it start?

01:13:40.000 It starts at 7, but I got time.

01:13:40.000 8?

01:13:42.000 Oh, dude.

01:13:43.000 Wait a couple hours.

01:13:43.000 Yeah, 8.30.

01:13:44.000 Wait for the food to get out, bro.

01:13:46.000 Bro.

01:13:47.000 Imagine if you get there and there's no one there.

01:13:49.000 If you go there now, you're gonna be met with the extras who have scripts for you.

01:13:53.000 Yeah.

01:13:54.000 Hey, Brian, I want to talk to you about this independent film.

01:13:57.000 Dude, let me on your podcast.

01:13:59.000 On your podcast.

01:14:00.000 Do you have people try to get on your podcast and you don't want on your podcast?

01:14:04.000 What do you do?

01:14:04.000 All the time, B. We have some issues for that.

01:14:06.000 And we blame each other.

01:14:07.000 I go, you've got to talk to Brian.

01:14:08.000 He books all of it.

01:14:10.000 That's what I do.

01:14:10.000 And Brian blames me.

01:14:11.000 He goes, you've got to talk to Shab.

01:14:12.000 He books it.

01:14:12.000 I just say this.

01:14:13.000 I say the truth.

01:14:14.000 I say we have sponsors.

01:14:16.000 No, you don't.

01:14:16.000 They don't let you.

01:14:18.000 I called them.

01:14:19.000 We hear about it.

01:14:19.000 They said no.

01:14:19.000 We hear about it from our sponsors.

01:14:21.000 And also, Brendan doesn't like you.

01:14:22.000 I say those things.

01:14:23.000 No.

01:14:23.000 Oh, so your homeboy's 36?

01:14:25.000 Hager's 36?

01:14:26.000 Yeah, he wrestled for 12 years out of college.

01:14:28.000 I like how he's going with his real name.

01:14:29.000 He wrestled...

01:14:30.000 He has to.

01:14:30.000 That's legit.

01:14:31.000 Like, you know The Rock can't go as The Rock in movies anymore?

01:14:33.000 Otherwise, WWE gets a percentage of it?

01:14:35.000 Because they own the name The Rock?

01:14:37.000 Yeah.

01:14:38.000 Oh, so he's a legit professional wrestler, as in?

01:14:41.000 WWE for 12 years, but before that, wrestled at Oklahoma.

01:14:45.000 Like, legit wrestling background.

01:14:46.000 How badass.

01:14:47.000 Oh, and got a scholarship.

01:14:48.000 First of all, this is how much of an athlete he is.

01:14:48.000 Hold up.

01:14:50.000 Got a scholarship to play football at Oklahoma, and then was like, eh, I don't know about this, and went and did wrestling instead.

01:14:58.000 Freak.

01:14:58.000 Jesus.

01:14:59.000 Freak.

01:15:00.000 Oklahoma's as big as they get.

01:15:01.000 He was there the same time I was there.

01:15:02.000 So he's a walk-on?

01:15:04.000 Was he a walk-on?

01:15:05.000 I think they gave him a scholarship.

01:15:07.000 Yeah, he's a monster.

01:15:07.000 To both?

01:15:08.000 So did he wrestle in high school as well?

01:15:09.000 Yeah.

01:15:10.000 I'm sorry, all due respect, that guy looks like a regular guy.

01:15:10.000 This guy looks...

01:15:13.000 He sells cheesesteaks.

01:15:14.000 Dude, he sells tires.

01:15:16.000 Yes.

01:15:16.000 Is that true?

01:15:17.000 And discount tires.

01:15:18.000 Alright, well, so this is his first...

01:15:19.000 If this guy's listening at one point in his life, no disrespect, bro.

01:15:23.000 No, tires is fucking tough.

01:15:23.000 No.

01:15:25.000 He's in there.

01:15:26.000 He might win by knockout.

01:15:27.000 By the way, he's in there.

01:15:28.000 You gotta respect anybody.

01:15:29.000 Imagine if that tire salesman just fucking hits him with a hammer.

01:15:32.000 He got himself in there.

01:15:34.000 Yeah, he's a professional fighter.

01:15:35.000 He'll beat the shit out of me.

01:15:37.000 Could Mike Beltran beat him up?

01:15:37.000 Ah, Mike Beltran.

01:15:38.000 Yes.

01:15:39.000 Well, Mike Beltran would kill him with his mustache.

01:15:41.000 Correct.

01:15:41.000 He's got that shit ready in case a motherfucker slips.

01:15:44.000 Mike Beltran is a brown belt in jiu-jitsu.

01:15:44.000 He's a good man.

01:15:47.000 He's a legit referee, too.

01:15:48.000 Also one of the best refs and legit person.

01:15:50.000 Yeah, really good guy.

01:15:52.000 Super smart.

01:15:53.000 Great guy.

01:15:54.000 He always gives you a real warm hug, and he's a very, very good referee.

01:15:57.000 And his beard smells like olives.

01:15:59.000 I'd say he's the top three referee on the planet.

01:16:01.000 Hands down.

01:16:02.000 And a great guy.

01:16:02.000 100%.

01:16:03.000 You know, there's a few.

01:16:04.000 Well, I don't even want to put them in order.

01:16:08.000 You don't have to.

01:16:09.000 Here's one who doesn't get enough love, Josh Rosenthal.

01:16:11.000 Oh, he got clipped!

01:16:13.000 Oh boy.

01:16:14.000 Here's the wrestling.

01:16:15.000 Here it comes.

01:16:16.000 Dude, Rosenthal didn't get left because he was gone for eight years.

01:16:18.000 He wasn't gone for that part.

01:16:18.000 No, no, no.

01:16:19.000 Oh boy.

01:16:20.000 Six?

01:16:20.000 He went away for...

01:16:21.000 No.

01:16:22.000 I don't even think it was three.

01:16:23.000 He went away for a while.

01:16:24.000 Oh, how dare you.

01:16:24.000 He got longer than three, bro.

01:16:25.000 A couple years.

01:16:26.000 He got six years, right?

01:16:27.000 I think...

01:16:28.000 I don't know.

01:16:29.000 Over some shit that he wouldn't be...

01:16:31.000 That's legal now.

01:16:32.000 Yeah, that's legal.

01:16:33.000 I'm saying...

01:16:34.000 I love Josh.

01:16:35.000 He's the best.

01:16:35.000 But I'm just saying he went away for a hot minute.

01:16:37.000 There was also...

01:16:39.000 I think you have guns and it's not just pot.

01:16:42.000 You get caught with guns and pot together.

01:16:45.000 Yeah, that's a no-no.

01:16:46.000 Even if you have the guns legally, I think there's a lot of shit.

01:16:48.000 Your boy Swagger's about to...

01:16:51.000 Submit him?

01:16:52.000 Well, he's in half guard.

01:16:53.000 The Ron Waterman fucking key lock.

01:16:56.000 Can't he go with that with the old key lock?

01:16:58.000 You can win a Kimura from half guard.

01:16:59.000 Fuck yeah.

01:17:00.000 You definitely can.

01:17:00.000 Oh, there you go.

01:17:01.000 He's got it.

01:17:01.000 He just needs to sit back.

01:17:03.000 There you go.

01:17:03.000 Well, don't do the straight arm.

01:17:05.000 He's not sure how to do it, though, is he?

01:17:06.000 No, he does.

01:17:07.000 He's trying to power his way through it.

01:17:08.000 Matt Hughes tapped somebody with a Kimura from half guard.

01:17:11.000 That's my shit.

01:17:13.000 Matt Hughes tapped Joe Riggs with a Kimura from half guard.

01:17:15.000 Oh, shit.

01:17:15.000 I believe.

01:17:16.000 Oh, that was a big elbow that just missed.

01:17:18.000 Head and arm.

01:17:19.000 Get that head and arm.

01:17:20.000 Once wrestlers, like a real wrestler, gets a hold of you, like a Matt Hughes or this character, Oh, shit.

01:17:27.000 That could be it right there.

01:17:29.000 Gorilla strength.

01:17:29.000 Those elbows, dude.

01:17:30.000 Holy shit.

01:17:30.000 You know who's one of the strongest people I've ever...

01:17:32.000 Football, NFL, UFC? Who?

01:17:34.000 Bobby Lashley.

01:17:36.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:17:36.000 That motherfucker is, hashtag no racist, gorilla strong.

01:17:40.000 Fucking will squeeze your dick off.

01:17:43.000 He's so jacked.

01:17:44.000 He's a bad situation for a guy.

01:17:45.000 And such a good wrestler.

01:17:47.000 Yeah, so jacked.

01:17:48.000 I mean, he might have the most muscle.

01:17:49.000 Get that head and arm!

01:17:50.000 Get that head and arm!

01:17:51.000 Oh, that's the arm.

01:17:52.000 She's got the smash down.

01:17:53.000 He's pushing up.

01:17:54.000 He's still trapped in half guard.

01:17:56.000 It's over.

01:17:56.000 It depends on how tough this guy is.

01:17:57.000 It depends on how tough this guy is.

01:17:59.000 I don't know, man.

01:18:00.000 It's over.

01:18:01.000 And that's it.

01:18:02.000 See?

01:18:03.000 Eddie Bravo.

01:18:04.000 Jack Swagger, baby.

01:18:05.000 Congrats.

01:18:06.000 That's why Eddie Bravo teaches jiu-jitsu.

01:18:09.000 Look at him.

01:18:09.000 He looks good, man.

01:18:10.000 Well, now a huge guy, man.

01:18:12.000 Big guy.

01:18:13.000 Huge.

01:18:13.000 Jesus Christ.

01:18:14.000 And a competitor.

01:18:15.000 Yeah.

01:18:16.000 I mean, he has some work to do, obviously, but he looks great.

01:18:18.000 And he's going to get on the mic and rip a great promo.

01:18:18.000 For sure he does.

01:18:21.000 That's what he does.

01:18:21.000 Yeah, but...

01:18:22.000 Let's hear the promo.

01:18:23.000 We'll definitely hear the promo.

01:18:24.000 He's a heel, so you know he's good on that mic.

01:18:26.000 But listen, that guy's fucking tough.

01:18:27.000 That guy he fought...

01:18:29.000 That guy's, I mean, he gutted it out for as long as he said, don't look at me while I'm saying this.

01:18:33.000 Look at Brendan's soft glare.

01:18:35.000 Brendan's giving you the soft glare.

01:18:36.000 He's a soft guy!

01:18:37.000 We call that the soft glare.

01:18:38.000 He might not be the most skillful, and he definitely couldn't handle this huge top flight wrestler.

01:18:44.000 Probably didn't belong in there with a guy that athletic and strong.

01:18:48.000 Hey, Brendan, let me ask you this.

01:18:49.000 How many guys you know that have fucked up, chipped up elbows?

01:18:51.000 That's a super common thing, right?

01:18:53.000 Here?

01:18:54.000 How fucked up are yours?

01:18:55.000 That's shit floating around in here.

01:18:56.000 Little bone chips and shit?

01:18:57.000 And I wasn't a big elbow guy.

01:18:57.000 Jesus Christ.

01:18:59.000 Just life.

01:18:59.000 Did you ever see that picture of Jacare?

01:19:02.000 Jacare went to the hospital to get bone chips taken out of his elbow?

01:19:05.000 Dude, it was like, you know how they put a little cup of nuts on your table when you go to a nice restaurant?

01:19:05.000 No.

01:19:13.000 Or when you're on the airplane?

01:19:14.000 Macadamia nuts.

01:19:15.000 That's what it looked like.

01:19:16.000 Airplane nuts.

01:19:17.000 When they dropped the nuts off, that's what it was in his elbow.

01:19:20.000 What?

01:19:21.000 But just macadamia nuts.

01:19:22.000 That's it right there.

01:19:23.000 Oh, no!

01:19:24.000 That's all the shit from Jacare's elbow.

01:19:26.000 Fuck, man.

01:19:26.000 What the fuck?

01:19:27.000 Yeah, bro.

01:19:28.000 Listen, when you just won't tap like Jacare, did you ever see that?

01:19:32.000 It wasn't Abu Dhabi.

01:19:33.000 What was it?

01:19:34.000 Was it the Mundials when he got armbarred by Hodger and he wouldn't tap and Hodger broke his arm and he tucked his arm in his jacket and won a decision?

01:19:42.000 Oh, Christ.

01:19:43.000 Do you remember that?

01:19:44.000 Oh, my God.

01:19:45.000 Hodger tucked his arm.

01:19:45.000 Elbows.

01:19:47.000 Hodger tucked his arm.

01:19:47.000 Was it Hodger?

01:19:49.000 Again, oh, I'm wrong.

01:19:50.000 Yeah.

01:19:50.000 Who tapped him, though?

01:19:51.000 It wasn't Jacare, was it?

01:19:53.000 No.

01:19:53.000 Was it Bouchesha?

01:19:56.000 Did you ever roll with Buchesha?

01:19:57.000 Did the same thing happen with Jacare, though?

01:20:01.000 I feel like Jacare got his arm broken and he would not tap.

01:20:04.000 And he wound up winning the fight.

01:20:07.000 I know.

01:20:08.000 That happened with Vinny Magalhães and Fabricio Verdum.

01:20:13.000 That's true.

01:20:14.000 That happened there, too.

01:20:14.000 Fabricio had...

01:20:15.000 Hadra Gracer breaks Jacare's arm.

01:20:17.000 Yes, thank you.

01:20:18.000 Don't ever question my fucking goofy memory.

01:20:18.000 Jesus Christ.

01:20:20.000 That memory that makes no sense.

01:20:21.000 Hadra also tucked his away, too.

01:20:23.000 Yeah.

01:20:24.000 Look at that.

01:20:25.000 So Jacare got his arm fully snapped and just would not fucking tap.

01:20:29.000 How good is Jacare, by the way?

01:20:30.000 Well, how good is Hadra?

01:20:31.000 Hadra's breaking his arm here.

01:20:32.000 I mean, I meant Hadra.

01:20:34.000 He almost tapped there, it looked like.

01:20:36.000 He almost tapped.

01:20:37.000 So he gets out, and when he gets out, his arm is fucksville.

01:20:41.000 So they stand him back up again.

01:20:42.000 Now watch when they stand him back up again.

01:20:44.000 He realizes his arm is fucked, and so he can't use it.

01:20:47.000 So check this.

01:20:48.000 He tucks it in his fucking belt.

01:20:50.000 What a tough motherfucker.

01:20:51.000 Dude.

01:20:52.000 Savage.

01:20:53.000 What a tough motherfucker.

01:20:54.000 Savage.

01:20:55.000 Wouldn't tap.

01:20:56.000 Won the decision.

01:20:58.000 Dude, Jacare's such an animal.

01:21:00.000 Did they give him a fight?

01:21:00.000 Animal.

01:21:02.000 I think Jacare's fighting soon.

01:21:04.000 I think he's got a good fight.

01:21:05.000 It's a good fight, right?

01:21:06.000 Who is it?

01:21:07.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:21:07.000 Who is it?

01:21:08.000 You might as well, dude.

01:21:08.000 Just one.

01:21:10.000 I'm not drinking this.

01:21:11.000 Okay, okay, okay.

01:21:12.000 Just a little wine, dude.

01:21:13.000 Keep it together.

01:21:13.000 It's a little red wine.

01:21:14.000 Everybody calm down.

01:21:15.000 It's Brian's birthday.

01:21:16.000 Fuck, man.

01:21:16.000 It's my birthday.

01:21:17.000 I mean, I can't have a couple glasses.

01:21:18.000 You want to talk conspiracy?

01:21:19.000 What the fuck is the problem?

01:21:20.000 Go chemtrails, please.

01:21:21.000 It is his birthday.

01:21:22.000 He already believes that the moon landing is real, so...

01:21:22.000 Oh, fuck.

01:21:25.000 Back on that.

01:21:25.000 It is a good point.

01:21:27.000 We did.

01:21:28.000 I just want to talk a little conspiracy about that MLK thing.

01:21:30.000 What do you think of that being?

01:21:31.000 Because you're kind of a government show.

01:21:33.000 I'm listening to half the Mike Baker.

01:21:34.000 I like Mike Baker.

01:21:35.000 I didn't hear anything about that.

01:21:36.000 That's later.

01:21:37.000 It's towards the end.

01:21:38.000 It's one of the last things I wanted to ask him in the last half hour of the show.

01:21:41.000 There's a lot of YouTube videos on that, by the way.

01:21:43.000 MLK. I went down that rabbit hole.

01:21:46.000 Hold on.

01:21:46.000 That being a...

01:21:48.000 You know, conspiracy theory, that's just one of the conspiracy theories.

01:21:51.000 I think most, like, there's the John Lennon one, too.

01:21:54.000 You know what I mean?

01:21:55.000 Well, for sure, but just MLK, for sure, he was disrupting this, he was bringing people together in a way that could disrupt power.

01:22:03.000 Masses.

01:22:04.000 Look at the difference in body types.

01:22:05.000 This is ridiculous.

01:22:05.000 Looks like a before and after picture in the magazine.

01:22:09.000 Martin Luther King was just a shill.

01:22:13.000 There's one of those.

01:22:14.000 There's pictures of him and the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers hanging out partying.

01:22:18.000 Dude, they said he used to have parties and fucked just white girls.

01:22:21.000 Well, I would too if I was him.

01:22:22.000 Me too.

01:22:23.000 That's the move.

01:22:24.000 That's another conspiracy theory.

01:22:24.000 That's the move.

01:22:26.000 But that conspiracy theory, for sure he probably met those people.

01:22:29.000 Because for sure they probably wanted to meet him.

01:22:31.000 It's not like you're either in or you're out with a group like that, right?

01:22:34.000 Well, it isn't just about those two pictures I mentioned.

01:22:37.000 There's YouTube videos on MLK. Are you giving the promo?

01:22:41.000 Let me hear this.

01:22:42.000 Let me hear this.

01:22:45.000 Is he screaming?

01:22:46.000 He said Oklahoma stand-up.

01:22:49.000 But they're in LA, so it's tough.

01:22:51.000 Yeah, Oklahoma stand-up.

01:22:52.000 You got like two dudes in the audience and they're lying.

01:22:54.000 They're lying that they're from Oklahoma.

01:22:56.000 Fuck yeah, we need Oxtap.

01:22:57.000 I drove through once.

01:22:58.000 I drove through once.

01:23:00.000 Big John McCarthy.

01:23:06.000 I was trying to slow everything down in my mind.

01:23:15.000 Good answers.

01:23:16.000 Trying to slow everything down in his mind.

01:23:22.000 You know, with a guy like this, you almost wish he got in 10 years ago, you know?

01:23:27.000 Yeah.

01:23:27.000 He can do some work at Bellator Heavyweight, though, without wrestling back, man.

01:23:31.000 He'd probably win the whole thing.

01:23:33.000 If he can figure out a way to not get hit, you know?

01:23:38.000 He's huge!

01:23:39.000 Giant Viking.

01:23:40.000 What does he weigh?

01:23:43.000 235. 265. Sorry, man.

01:23:45.000 I'm high as fuck.

01:23:47.000 237. 245. I was trying to listen to the...

01:23:50.000 245?

01:23:50.000 I think they said it.

01:23:52.000 No, he's 240-something.

01:23:53.000 He's a big fucking dude.

01:23:54.000 Do you think there's a point where you're too big?

01:23:58.000 Some people think 265 is too big.

01:24:01.000 Too big.

01:24:01.000 Really?

01:24:02.000 Look at all the champions.

01:24:03.000 Stipe 240, Kane 240, JDS 240, 235. You know what?

01:24:07.000 It all depends on how you train.

01:24:08.000 Fedor 230. You could be 300 pounds if you train right.

01:24:13.000 Guys, you can't talk over each other.

01:24:15.000 Come on, bro.

01:24:16.000 You could be 300 pounds and athletic.

01:24:22.000 The problem is, in my opinion, as far as jiu-jitsu goes, the bigger the guy...

01:24:30.000 The less training partners, he has to really get real roles in it.

01:24:34.000 So they end up not really training right.

01:24:38.000 And that's why, generally speaking, the bigger the guy in jiu-jitsu, the less technique he has.

01:24:45.000 Because he's used to rolling day after day just using his weight and his power.

01:24:50.000 It's not his fault.

01:24:51.000 You know what I mean?

01:24:52.000 But if you got...

01:24:54.000 A dude that's 285 pounds, and somehow he had a billionaire backer, and he just got all these big guys.

01:25:02.000 Every day he had 15, 20 big guys to roll with.

01:25:06.000 Buchecha.

01:25:07.000 Yes.

01:25:08.000 See, that's an example.

01:25:10.000 Buchecha's a big motherfucker, and he's super technical.

01:25:14.000 Super technical, moves like a cat.

01:25:16.000 Yeah.

01:25:19.000 It's just the bigger the guy, the shittier the training.

01:25:23.000 Same for girls too, right?

01:25:25.000 Nobody wants to roll with the big dudes.

01:25:25.000 Same for females.

01:25:27.000 Yeah, you'd have to put together a super camp.

01:25:29.000 Big guys come through and they quit jiu-jitsu often because no one will roll with them.

01:25:34.000 I think that's a big reason why DC's as good as he is and Kane's as good as he is.

01:25:38.000 100%.

01:25:39.000 Those two fucking superheroes smashing into each other every day.

01:25:42.000 Fuck yes, you are correct.

01:25:44.000 Luke Rockhold told me that when Kane was healthy, without question, baddest guy on the planet and gave all of them All of them.

01:25:53.000 He was a nightmare for all of them.

01:25:55.000 Dude, DC said he was healthy.

01:25:57.000 He goes, brother.

01:25:57.000 Beats all of them.

01:25:58.000 Yeah, and this is off my everything.

01:25:59.000 He goes, dude, I'm telling you.

01:26:00.000 We've never seen anything like healthy Cain.

01:26:02.000 Nobody likes him.

01:26:03.000 No one fucks with him.

01:26:03.000 You can't fuck with him.

01:26:05.000 DC said to me that he goes, if that guy was healthy, he goes, I really watch Cain.

01:26:10.000 I train with Cain.

01:26:11.000 I can't beat that dude.

01:26:12.000 He said, I can't beat that guy.

01:26:13.000 And DC was saying it just with 100% humility and just saying, look, the guy was the best.

01:26:20.000 I wish there was a way to find out who really was the best.

01:26:24.000 You can't.

01:26:24.000 Because the most accomplished is Stipe.

01:26:26.000 And he doesn't get into the picture enough, and it's not his fault.

01:26:29.000 Oh, Aaron Pico's fighting next.

01:26:31.000 Fuck yes!

01:26:32.000 Because with Stipe, Stipe, look, he did what he had to do.

01:26:36.000 He won the title, but the guys that he fought in that time period were not the best of the best.

01:26:40.000 It wasn't like he fought Kane when Kane fought JDS2. Oh my god, that fucking fight, bro.

01:26:46.000 That was vintage, bro.

01:26:46.000 Fuck.

01:26:46.000 And that's prime JDS. JDS was a motherfucker.

01:26:49.000 But also, the argument to that too, Fedor went undefeated for what, seven years?

01:26:54.000 And Mr. Pico, you know what I'm saying?

01:26:54.000 That is a good argument.

01:26:56.000 Like, they did all the Picos.

01:26:58.000 So it didn't matter.

01:26:59.000 They did everything.

01:27:00.000 And he went undefeated.

01:27:01.000 We don't know what Fedor did, but we know that they definitely let people do things.

01:27:04.000 So whether or not he did anything or didn't do anything, it's just purely speculation.

01:27:07.000 I'll leave that up to you.

01:27:09.000 I mean, I bet my life on it, but not a big deal.

01:27:11.000 But some people over there were definitely doing stuff and they were encouraging it.

01:27:15.000 All the stuff.

01:27:16.000 And we know people that went over there, they encouraged these people to take stuff.

01:27:20.000 And Fedor was undefeated for seven years at that level.

01:27:23.000 But my point was that take everything aside, leave all that go.

01:27:26.000 What Fedor has that none of them have is that motherfucker will catch arm bars off his back like a lightweight.

01:27:32.000 That's the one thing that separates him from everybody.

01:27:34.000 People would throw him through the air.

01:27:36.000 He would hit the ground and five seconds later he'd have you in something.

01:27:39.000 Also, his technique was so unconventional.

01:27:43.000 You can't train that.

01:27:45.000 His hands down at his hips and shit, it's weird.

01:27:48.000 Wing punches at you.

01:27:50.000 He could take a shot.

01:27:51.000 I mean, the Fujita fight, remember when we went on rubbery legs?

01:27:53.000 He got fucking rocked, man.

01:27:55.000 Not to mention, the biggest thing, dude had dad bod during all this.

01:28:00.000 Didn't give a fuck.

01:28:00.000 All of it.

01:28:01.000 Run through the mountains with fucking trees.

01:28:03.000 Ate all the corn.

01:28:04.000 That's what I feel like.

01:28:06.000 Drawing weird shit on the side.

01:28:07.000 Oh, here's something about Fedor that people told me.

01:28:10.000 You know his favorite restaurant?

01:28:11.000 What?

01:28:12.000 Red Lobster.

01:28:13.000 That motherfucker loves Red Lobster.

01:28:16.000 You know his favorite clothing store?

01:28:17.000 What?

01:28:18.000 Abercrombie& Fitch.

01:28:19.000 Well, it smells good in there.

01:28:20.000 What's up now?

01:28:22.000 Dropping fucking gems.

01:28:24.000 Red Lobster.

01:28:25.000 That motherfucker can't get enough of the shrimp scampi, I guess.

01:28:27.000 I guess if you're from another country, you don't know any better.

01:28:29.000 Well, you don't think someone's like, bro, this place is awful.

01:28:35.000 Jack lobster's not bad.

01:28:36.000 Like, if we were all on the road, if we were in Kentucky, and we're just driving through some weird fucking truck stop, and there's a red lobster, we'd be like, ah, fuck it, there's a red lobster.

01:28:44.000 It's pretty tasty.

01:28:45.000 It's not bad.

01:28:46.000 They're crab legs.

01:28:46.000 How do you fuck up lobster?

01:28:47.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:28:48.000 What are you gonna do, butter?

01:28:49.000 Boil it too much?

01:28:50.000 Butter and lobster?

01:28:50.000 It's expensive.

01:28:51.000 Do they have lobster in Russia?

01:28:53.000 Absolutely not.

01:28:54.000 Is it like an exotic cuisine?

01:28:56.000 For sure, gangsters get it.

01:28:57.000 We get that.

01:28:58.000 No, I'm sure they get it, but is it hard to get it?

01:29:01.000 Is it really expensive?

01:29:03.000 There's got to be lobster up there in the dark sea or wherever the fuck it is.

01:29:09.000 Whatever the fuck that is.

01:29:11.000 Dark sea.

01:29:11.000 There's got to be lobster in the dead sea, right?

01:29:14.000 There's a black sea there too, right?

01:29:16.000 No, the dead sea is...

01:29:19.000 That's Israel.

01:29:21.000 No lobsters, no.

01:29:23.000 Too much salt, right?

01:29:25.000 Yes, sir.

01:29:26.000 The Dead Sea is dead because there's so much salt.

01:29:28.000 But Salt Lake City has some organisms, correct?

01:29:32.000 I'm sorry?

01:29:32.000 Salt Lake?

01:29:33.000 Salt Lake in Utah?

01:29:34.000 I don't know.

01:29:35.000 It has some organisms, I think.

01:29:36.000 I don't know.

01:29:36.000 I don't think it has fish.

01:29:37.000 Nothing Fedor can eat.

01:29:38.000 It's salt flats, Bubba.

01:29:40.000 Salt Lake City?

01:29:41.000 It's dry.

01:29:42.000 It's actually dry salt.

01:29:43.000 Yeah, but there is a lot of water in there.

01:29:45.000 In Salt Lake.

01:29:46.000 Dude, can you imagine?

01:29:47.000 That is a lake.

01:29:47.000 You ever fly over it when you go do Wise Guys?

01:29:50.000 You do Wise Guys?

01:29:50.000 You ever do that?

01:29:51.000 My parents retired in Utah.

01:29:52.000 Oh, that's right.

01:29:53.000 You ever do that?

01:29:54.000 Wise Guys Club?

01:29:54.000 I'll be in Wise Guys.

01:29:55.000 It's the greatest club.

01:29:56.000 I'll be in Wise Guys.

01:29:56.000 Shout out to Wise Guys.

01:29:57.000 I'll be there March 1 and 2. I love it there.

01:29:59.000 Come see me.

01:30:00.000 And the owner is my favorite owner out of all the clubs.

01:30:03.000 Keith is the fucking best.

01:30:05.000 Keith is a great guy.

01:30:05.000 Last time I was there, I was hanging out, talking to him after the show.

01:30:09.000 The staff's all super cool.

01:30:10.000 And Keith knows sports like a motherfucker.

01:30:12.000 His brother was an offense coordinator at Alabama.

01:30:15.000 Great Salt Lake is too saline to support fish and most other aquatic species.

01:30:20.000 Several types of algae live in the lake.

01:30:22.000 Okay.

01:30:22.000 Brine shrimp and brine flies can also tolerate the high salt content.

01:30:25.000 Those are like sea monkeys, though.

01:30:27.000 Brine shrimp eggs are harvested commercially and are sold overseas as prawn food.

01:30:31.000 Goddamn.

01:30:32.000 Dude, can you imagine Fedor comes here, meets some hot girl, and takes her to Red Lobster and Abercrombie and Fitch?

01:30:37.000 She's like, what the fuck are you doing?

01:30:38.000 She's like, I can't believe you're the goat.

01:30:40.000 The goat took me to Red Lobster with his fucking goofy sweater of honor on.

01:30:45.000 That sweater of victory.

01:30:46.000 But he thinks it's just a baller move.

01:30:48.000 He just doesn't know.

01:30:49.000 Josh Thompson.

01:30:50.000 Yeah, but bulletproof cars pull up to drop them off there.

01:30:53.000 You're still eating shrimp scampi.

01:30:56.000 Bulletproof Suburbans with solid rubber wheels and shit and armed guards everywhere.

01:30:59.000 He just smells like doused fucking cologne from Abercrombie.

01:31:02.000 Smells like Jackar.

01:31:02.000 Jackar.

01:31:04.000 Hey, does Craig Glazer, did he play football?

01:31:07.000 Jake Glazer?

01:31:07.000 Jake Glazer, did he play football or train MMA or anything?

01:31:11.000 It looks like he's standing.

01:31:11.000 But he's a coach.

01:31:13.000 I think he is.

01:31:13.000 Isn't he an MMA coach?

01:31:16.000 Sometimes people like to stand because they can...

01:31:18.000 Well, it's...

01:31:19.000 Yeah.

01:31:21.000 Josh and Frank Twig.

01:31:22.000 Oh, shit.

01:31:23.000 Oh, shit.

01:31:24.000 Pico.

01:31:24.000 That body...

01:31:25.000 That's Prospect and mixed martial arts.

01:31:27.000 I watched that over and over again, dude.

01:31:28.000 Oof.

01:31:29.000 Look at that shit, dude.

01:31:30.000 He throws a nasty left hook, man.

01:31:31.000 He's a bad motherfucker.

01:31:33.000 He's the number one amateur wrestler in the nation when he came out of high school.

01:31:37.000 And he's so young.

01:31:38.000 What is he now, 23?

01:31:40.000 Oh my god.

01:31:41.000 22. 22, that's so crazy.

01:31:42.000 And Freddie Roach, he's the only guy Freddie Roach cosigns like this, especially in MMA. He came to 10th Planet, right?

01:31:48.000 Yeah, a little bit.

01:31:51.000 I was trying to convince him.

01:31:53.000 I had no idea.

01:31:55.000 What his...

01:31:56.000 His background?

01:31:57.000 No, his strategy was for his MMA career.

01:32:01.000 I had no idea.

01:32:03.000 All I knew is he came to me and he was just fucking monster wrestler.

01:32:07.000 How long ago was this?

01:32:08.000 How long ago though, Eddie?

01:32:09.000 Two years ago.

01:32:10.000 Before his debut.

01:32:12.000 Who was this?

01:32:14.000 Aaron Pico.

01:32:15.000 Come on, bro.

01:32:16.000 Did you roll with him?

01:32:18.000 Let me tell you the story.

01:32:20.000 So, he shows, actually, Joe texts me and goes, hey dude, there's this fucking beast named Aaron Pico, new dude coming up.

01:32:28.000 He wants to train with you.

01:32:29.000 They were looking for my contact info.

01:32:32.000 And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, have him text me.

01:32:35.000 And then he texts me.

01:32:37.000 And to be honest, seriously, when people come through and they tell me they're going to be a fighter and they're going to be a champion and they wrestle 12 years, seriously.

01:32:44.000 But Aaron Pico?

01:32:46.000 I didn't know who he was.

01:32:47.000 At this point, I didn't know who he was.

01:32:49.000 He just told me he was still wrestling.

01:32:50.000 He's got co-signed from Rogan, though.

01:32:52.000 I'm just being honest with you.

01:32:54.000 How many guys have I ever sent you?

01:32:56.000 How many guys?

01:32:58.000 Shit, I don't know.

01:32:59.000 Not a ton, right?

01:33:00.000 I don't know.

01:33:00.000 Not a ton.

01:33:01.000 Where a guy's super legit, and I'm like, dude.

01:33:04.000 Yeah, so he texts me, and to be honest, that doesn't...

01:33:08.000 I just go to my class every night, and I teach my heart out.

01:33:12.000 If you want to join in on the class, come on down.

01:33:16.000 If you...

01:33:18.000 I don't want to hear...

01:33:19.000 Well, that attitude is why you're so fucking good.

01:33:21.000 I don't want to hear that I'm going to be a champion.

01:33:23.000 Yeah, I agree.

01:33:23.000 That's probably best, Eddie.

01:33:24.000 So I didn't get too excited.

01:33:27.000 You would treat a high school kid the same way you'll treat a college wrestler.

01:33:30.000 I just wasn't excited.

01:33:32.000 I'm like, okay, I got a bunch of motherfuckers I'm training right now.

01:33:35.000 I got a lot of shit that I'm working on right now.

01:33:38.000 So he texts me, he goes, hey, Joe gave me your number.

01:33:38.000 There's He's so special.

01:33:42.000 I want to come down.

01:33:43.000 I said, yeah, sure, come down.

01:33:44.000 And then I just kind of flaked on some texts or something.

01:33:47.000 And then he finally just showed up.

01:33:49.000 And he showed up, and then I looked him up.

01:33:51.000 I'm like, oh, shit, okay, okay.

01:33:54.000 So I had no idea that he's been working on being the ultimate version of...

01:34:03.000 He's our LeBron James.

01:34:06.000 Strategically as a fighter.

01:34:08.000 Like Chuck Liddell.

01:34:09.000 Like Chuck Liddell in his prime.

01:34:11.000 He wrestled.

01:34:13.000 So it was very hard to take him down.

01:34:15.000 And if you did, very hard to keep him down.

01:34:16.000 And that's what he used his wrestling for.

01:34:18.000 But Chuck Liddell was going to come out and take heads off.

01:34:21.000 I had no idea that's what Aaron Pico's strategy was.

01:34:25.000 So when I heard about him, I pulled him to the side and I told him, I said, listen, don't listen to anybody trying to tell you That you can be the best striker in the world and knock people out.

01:34:37.000 This is what I was telling him.

01:34:38.000 I had no idea that he was trying to be Chuck Liddell.

01:34:42.000 All I knew is that he was a stud wrestler.

01:34:44.000 So I was like, this is the best advice.

01:34:47.000 If I was on my deathbed, this is what I would tell you.

01:34:50.000 I would say, fucking wrestle.

01:34:53.000 Take dudes down, pass their guard, mount them, smash them, choke them.

01:34:58.000 That should be your number one strategy.

01:35:01.000 You're such an amazing wrestler.

01:35:03.000 Don't let anybody...

01:35:04.000 He's boxing is better.

01:35:05.000 He's sitting there listening to me.

01:35:06.000 Meanwhile, he's going, what the fuck is he talking about?

01:35:09.000 Because I'm going to do the opposite of what you're saying.

01:35:12.000 But he didn't say anything.

01:35:13.000 He didn't say anything.

01:35:13.000 So I kept reminding him this every time he came down.

01:35:18.000 But really, he just wanted to learn jujitsu just in case he ever got taken down and he ended up on the ground.

01:35:18.000 That's hilarious.

01:35:24.000 He had no intentions of using his wrestling to take people down and win the fight on the ground.

01:35:30.000 But every time, I remind him, I'm saying the same shit over and over.

01:35:35.000 You know the guys he trains with.

01:35:36.000 They say, that motherfucker.

01:35:37.000 You know the guys he trains with.

01:35:39.000 The best of the best.

01:35:40.000 He does not lose a round.

01:35:41.000 He doesn't lose a round.

01:35:43.000 Because you know, then he fought in his first fight.

01:35:47.000 He got caught with an uppercut.

01:35:48.000 He got staggered.

01:35:50.000 And then he got guillotined.

01:35:51.000 Correct.

01:35:52.000 He fought a bigger guy.

01:35:53.000 You can YouTube him wrestling international guys like from Turkey, Iran, whatever, when he was 16. Okay.

01:36:01.000 But check this out.

01:36:03.000 So let me just finish the story.

01:36:06.000 So even up to that point, right after that loss, I still didn't know that was his ultimate strategy.

01:36:18.000 I didn't know.

01:36:20.000 So after that fight, what I said was like, you know what?

01:36:24.000 It was almost like I told him, let's turn your ass into that Khabib, that GSP, that unstoppable takedown machine where you smash motherfuckers on the ground and you fucking choke them out.

01:36:38.000 Let's do this shit.

01:36:39.000 This was after that first loss.

01:36:40.000 And then I didn't hear from him after that.

01:36:42.000 It was over.

01:36:43.000 It was done.

01:36:44.000 So the first loss, because when he got clipped and he got hurt, then he got submitted.

01:36:49.000 So for me, I was like, see, you should have just...

01:36:53.000 Have you watched all his fights?

01:36:54.000 Yes.

01:36:55.000 My only issue with him, because he trains with world-class guys and, like I said, doesn't ever lose rounds, he's so confident.

01:37:02.000 He's like, dude, this isn't TJ Dillashaw.

01:37:04.000 This isn't this guy.

01:37:04.000 He goes, I'm going to smoke this guy.

01:37:06.000 So his respect isn't there yet.

01:37:08.000 And he just comes in because he's...

01:37:10.000 Knocked down Miguel Cotto on training.

01:37:12.000 So he comes in and got a clip and he just doesn't give a fuck.

01:37:14.000 Let me finish this though.

01:37:16.000 Before I forget, let me just finish this.

01:37:18.000 So now, once I realized that I was giving him advice that was the complete opposite of his whole training, all his coaches, all his coaches wanted to use the wrestling to keep the fight standing so he could use his striking.

01:37:34.000 You know what I mean?

01:37:35.000 So...

01:37:36.000 Then I finally realized that.

01:37:38.000 Then he went his own way.

01:37:40.000 And then, you know, it took me a couple, two or three fights to realize that damn, they were right.

01:37:45.000 Shit.

01:37:46.000 This motherfucker can be that dude.

01:37:48.000 I get excited for him as I do Jon Jones fighting.

01:37:50.000 I was wrong.

01:37:51.000 Is this McKee's son that he's fighting?

01:37:54.000 No, this is the top featherweights.

01:37:57.000 Do you understand what I'm saying?

01:37:57.000 Oh, okay.

01:37:59.000 Do you guys understand what I'm saying?

01:38:00.000 I understand 100%.

01:38:01.000 So now at this point, I just want to make this clear.

01:38:05.000 Now at this point, I realize, damn, holy shit, they did have the right strategy.

01:38:10.000 He is an amazing striker.

01:38:12.000 I was just going by...

01:38:14.000 That's your thing though, Eddie.

01:38:16.000 Like, no, no, just like the odds.

01:38:17.000 What are the odds?

01:38:18.000 I'm like, dude, we already know you're one of the best wrestlers in the game.

01:38:21.000 We already know that.

01:38:22.000 Let's stick to that.

01:38:24.000 I had no idea that his striking is extraordinary.

01:38:24.000 But you know what?

01:38:27.000 This is a tough fight for him.

01:38:29.000 Yes.

01:38:29.000 This is?

01:38:30.000 Why do you say that?

01:38:31.000 Henry Corrales is a very good fighter.

01:38:33.000 This is the toughest fight by far.

01:38:34.000 I was talking to the Bellator guys today, the insiders.

01:38:37.000 Don't expect him to smoke him in the first round, which I always think...

01:38:40.000 I think he finishes him under four minutes, but no, no, no.

01:38:43.000 This is a tough fight for him.

01:38:44.000 One of the things that I think is critical for a young fighter that's coming up is to not rely on any one thing.

01:38:49.000 Now, if you're talking about a guy who doesn't have to rely on any one thing, you're talking about Aaron Pico.

01:38:54.000 You're talking about a legit, world-class wrestler.

01:38:57.000 But if people know that you want to stand...

01:39:00.000 And they know that you, even though you're one of the best wrestlers in the world, you're not going to threaten them with the takedown.

01:39:06.000 That becomes an issue.

01:39:07.000 Because there's certain guys like Gaston Bolanos, or there's certain boxers or strikers, they've got some nasty shit for your ass.

01:39:14.000 And they know for a fact you're not going to take them down.

01:39:18.000 If you're standing up with Paul Daly, and he knows for a fact you're not going to take him down, he's going to launch a left hook from the moon.

01:39:25.000 Correct.

01:39:26.000 He's going to hit you in your fucking head.

01:39:27.000 He's going to separate your senses.

01:39:28.000 That being said, that's probably their plan B. Their plan B would be gone.

01:39:34.000 But then that's not what I'm saying.

01:39:35.000 If it's not going good on the feet...

01:39:36.000 Please let me finish.

01:39:37.000 The most important thing, if you can do all those things, is that the other guy has to not know what you're doing.

01:39:43.000 That was George St. Pierre's greatest strength.

01:39:46.000 You never knew when he was punching you or he was taking you down.

01:39:49.000 And you were always behind.

01:39:51.000 Kostak fight.

01:39:52.000 Jabbing and double-egging.

01:39:53.000 So fucking good at that.

01:39:55.000 And he's not the best wrestler, and he's not the best striker.

01:39:58.000 But he was the best at figuring out how to do things you didn't know what was coming next.

01:40:02.000 Where were you?

01:40:03.000 He overloaded your...

01:40:03.000 Firas Ahabi and him were a phenomenal combination, because Firas is so intellectual, he's so smart, and he's thinking rationally.

01:40:11.000 He's not like, you're going to go in there and you're going to fuck him up.

01:40:13.000 None of that.

01:40:14.000 It's all about overloading his mind.

01:40:14.000 There's none of that.

01:40:17.000 It's all very rational, very technique-based, very psychology-based.

01:40:21.000 But the reason that made that GSP so good also is you didn't know what he was doing, but he was facing that high-level competition.

01:40:29.000 Kostek, Matt Hughes, with Pico, all these guys, he goes, oh, I don't need to use my wrestling.

01:40:35.000 I'm going to knock him out with a body shot.

01:40:36.000 This guy with Henning Corrales, you're going to see the best version of him in Pico because he can't just sit there and fucking box with him.

01:40:42.000 You're going to see his wrestling.

01:40:43.000 I bet you're going to see something different and mix it up.

01:40:45.000 He's never been pushed.

01:40:46.000 Do you remember what John Danner told us the secret to GSP is?

01:40:46.000 He dominates everybody.

01:40:50.000 Do you remember?

01:40:52.000 Was that when we were eating at that restaurant?

01:40:54.000 Yep, and he had hair.

01:40:55.000 He said the secret to his success is it's super simple.

01:41:04.000 He's either going to faint jab, or he's going to actually really jab you, or faint take down, or actually take you down.

01:41:12.000 So there was always a faint before everything.

01:41:14.000 He's always throwing faints, so you never know when that shot's coming.

01:41:18.000 Are you talking about pico?

01:41:20.000 No, GSP. Well, that was the whole thing.

01:41:22.000 Farasa Hobby is just so...

01:41:24.000 The two of them together worked so well because they both have a great check of their ego and an understanding of the consequences.

01:41:30.000 And he barely threw right hands to them.

01:41:32.000 Nate Markkorn has plenty of right hands.

01:41:33.000 And they're both really smart.

01:41:35.000 They're both really, really smart.

01:41:36.000 Nate Markkorn told me, because he's trained with them all the time, said that he's an amazing chess player.

01:41:40.000 Ah, that's George.

01:41:41.000 Yes, and so George is amazing.

01:41:43.000 So he's really strategic, and I feel like he could always find out where you were empty, where you had a weakness in your game, and that's where he would capitalize.

01:41:52.000 Well, he was super open-minded too, man.

01:41:56.000 Didn't he learn back kick from you?

01:41:58.000 Yes.

01:41:59.000 At Eddie's place.

01:42:00.000 I felt so embarrassed.

01:42:04.000 I just felt like it was ridiculous that I'm going to show him anything.

01:42:08.000 Yeah.

01:42:08.000 Dude, there's a video on YouTube of Joe Rogan giving GSP a fucking kicking lesson.

01:42:16.000 Your back kick is legit.

01:42:18.000 Well, I wouldn't ever have tried to sell it to him if I didn't have anything.

01:42:23.000 But that came out of that same meeting with Donaher when we were in the restaurant.

01:42:27.000 Donaher set it up.

01:42:28.000 And he told me afterwards that he set me up.

01:42:31.000 He kind of heard.

01:42:32.000 So he's like, I'm looking for someone to teach GSP how to throw a turning sidekick.

01:42:36.000 His technique is off.

01:42:38.000 It's like we're in a fucking James Bond movie or something.

01:42:40.000 That's funny.

01:42:41.000 With his accent.

01:42:42.000 So, Corrales is 10 years older.

01:42:45.000 He's no punk man.

01:42:46.000 Yeah, it's a tough fight for Pico.

01:42:48.000 But I still think Pico gets it done.

01:42:51.000 Well, it's all about where's Pico at right now.

01:42:54.000 It's all about where is he at right now because one day he's going to be unbeatable, right?

01:42:58.000 Yes.

01:42:58.000 It's like he's 22. What is he?

01:43:00.000 45?

01:43:01.000 Is it 45?

01:43:01.000 45, yeah.

01:43:02.000 He's on this streak that if he can keep up this intensity and he keep up this mindset, he's going to be a world champion.

01:43:08.000 The only thing that could stop him is a grave injury.

01:43:11.000 A grave injury or some sort of a mistake in his thinking where he starts taking things for granted or finds some woman who fucks up his life.

01:43:20.000 I don't think he will, man.

01:43:21.000 Dude, a hot girl will fuck your life up.

01:43:23.000 Dude, super crazy humble.

01:43:24.000 He's been training for so long.

01:43:25.000 Super crazy humble.

01:43:27.000 No, he's on a path, man.

01:43:28.000 He's super nice.

01:43:29.000 You know what he's good at, though?

01:43:30.000 The one thing that he got out of training at HQ is he's pretty goddamn good at twisters.

01:43:35.000 He likes twisters.

01:43:36.000 He's standing like a fucking matador.

01:43:38.000 He lives for this shit, dude.

01:43:40.000 He lives for this shit.

01:43:41.000 The thing is, how long can he keep this up?

01:43:43.000 Right now, he's doing it, though.

01:43:44.000 Right now, he's 22. He's making money.

01:43:44.000 Forever.

01:43:46.000 He's a fucking savage.

01:43:48.000 Come on.

01:43:48.000 He's something special.

01:43:49.000 That's where he belongs, right here.

01:43:51.000 Look, I mean, he does everything so well.

01:43:54.000 Everything.

01:43:55.000 From his defense to his striking.

01:43:57.000 Double jab.

01:43:57.000 I mean, dude, he looks like a world champion boxer when he's got his hands up.

01:44:00.000 It doesn't mean he can't get caught.

01:44:01.000 It doesn't mean he can't get finished.

01:44:03.000 He can.

01:44:03.000 He'll get a little reckless.

01:44:05.000 This motherfucker is...

01:44:06.000 Gotta keep your hands up.

01:44:07.000 He's gonna be so good.

01:44:08.000 He hits so fucking hard.

01:44:10.000 Yeah.

01:44:10.000 Dude, his body shots are ridiculous.

01:44:13.000 His left hook is one of the best left hooks.

01:44:13.000 Look at that.

01:44:14.000 Oh!

01:44:14.000 Went with the duchy.

01:44:16.000 Went with the duchy.

01:44:17.000 Oh!

01:44:17.000 Oh, my goodness.

01:44:19.000 That elbow.

01:44:19.000 Holy shit.

01:44:20.000 Got caught with the right.

01:44:21.000 A little bit.

01:44:22.000 He definitely got hit.

01:44:23.000 Morales, Corrales.

01:44:23.000 This is a real fight, you know?

01:44:25.000 Morales and Corrales are tough.

01:44:26.000 Pico also has a crazy six-pack, too.

01:44:30.000 I mean, it's like a super shot.

01:44:31.000 Oh!

01:44:32.000 I better tell you what I tell you, Eric and Bellator, under four, bro.

01:44:37.000 Oh, the left hook's coming.

01:44:38.000 There's one bouncing off the forehead.

01:44:39.000 Uppercut's coming, son.

01:44:40.000 He's a little concussed.

01:44:41.000 Corrales is a little concussed.

01:44:43.000 What about Morales?

01:44:43.000 Don't stop it.

01:44:44.000 Is Morales okay?

01:44:45.000 Morales is great, but Corrales is not doing well.

01:44:47.000 Oh, he needed the body.

01:44:48.000 Dude, he's eating some shots too bad.

01:44:49.000 Be smart, Pico.

01:44:51.000 Oh, shit!

01:44:53.000 He's out cold!

01:44:54.000 Oh, shit!

01:44:55.000 Oh, my goodness!

01:44:56.000 Oh, shit!

01:44:57.000 Oh, my goodness!

01:44:59.000 Oh, no.

01:45:00.000 Oh, my goodness!

01:45:01.000 Oh, no.

01:45:02.000 Oh, my goodness!

01:45:04.000 Oh, no.

01:45:07.000 That's what happens in fighting.

01:45:08.000 That's what happens in fighting.

01:45:10.000 That's what happens in fighting.

01:45:13.000 That's what happens in fighting.

01:45:15.000 Holy shit.

01:45:17.000 Speechless.

01:45:17.000 I don't like seeing a young man get hit like that.

01:45:20.000 That was crazy.

01:45:22.000 Poor Brendan.

01:45:24.000 That was crazy.

01:45:25.000 Watch this.

01:45:26.000 Watch this again.

01:45:27.000 Why is he so reckless?

01:45:30.000 Why is he so reckless?

01:45:31.000 Because he's a savage.

01:45:32.000 But it's what we're talking about.

01:45:34.000 He's 22. He'll learn.

01:45:34.000 Look, look, look.

01:45:35.000 Watch this.

01:45:36.000 Jon Jones didn't do this.

01:45:38.000 So he just wades in, and you could tell that Corrales had recovered.

01:45:43.000 Look at this.

01:45:44.000 Body shot, body shot.

01:45:45.000 Hurts him there.

01:45:47.000 Hand.

01:45:48.000 Hammer.

01:45:49.000 Oh, no.

01:45:49.000 Hand snaps back out cold.

01:45:51.000 Out cold.

01:45:52.000 Two big bombs.

01:45:54.000 One more time.

01:45:54.000 Look at this.

01:45:56.000 Boom!

01:45:57.000 Oh, shit.

01:45:59.000 That's all she wrote, dude.

01:46:00.000 Everything goes out.

01:46:01.000 Dude, I'm the Drake of MMA. And then two on the way down.

01:46:03.000 I don't like that.

01:46:03.000 Two on the way down.

01:46:05.000 His head is not...

01:46:05.000 Look at this again.

01:46:06.000 Look at this.

01:46:07.000 Boom!

01:46:08.000 Perfect shot.

01:46:09.000 The lights go out in Georgia.

01:46:11.000 One, two, on the way down.

01:46:13.000 And then a third one when he's already out cold.

01:46:15.000 Holy shit.

01:46:16.000 That's some killer instinct right there.

01:46:18.000 That could stop you.

01:46:19.000 You know what you're talking about?

01:46:20.000 You stop this progression?

01:46:21.000 That'll stop you.

01:46:22.000 Catastrophic injury.

01:46:23.000 Well, the first knockout...

01:46:25.000 Look at him.

01:46:25.000 He doesn't know what happened.

01:46:26.000 He's trying to figure out what happened now.

01:46:28.000 I mean, he was completely...

01:46:29.000 Freddie's going, fuck this MMA stuff.

01:46:31.000 You understand my deathbed confessional now?

01:46:33.000 Yes.

01:46:34.000 Astral traveling.

01:46:35.000 Your deathbed confessional, you're correct.

01:46:38.000 He could have taken him down.

01:46:40.000 Who's going to stop Aaron Pico from taking him down?

01:46:42.000 He could have Khabib'd him.

01:46:43.000 He could have Khabib'd him.

01:46:44.000 Here's the thing.

01:46:44.000 Why not do that early?

01:46:45.000 But here's the thing.

01:46:47.000 You can do all things.

01:46:48.000 You can do all things, but if you're standing in front of a guy all the time, if you get that guy hurt the way he got that hurt, that guy hurt, if you're objective, okay?

01:46:48.000 Okay.

01:46:55.000 It's easy to be Monday morning quarterback, right?

01:46:58.000 But objective, looking at it right now, I would say, take him down.

01:47:02.000 He's hurt.

01:47:03.000 Take him down, smash him up, and choke him.

01:47:04.000 And then you take no damage.

01:47:06.000 No chances.

01:47:06.000 Fuck!

01:47:07.000 It's all about variables.

01:47:09.000 It's all about mitigating variables.

01:47:11.000 You close all the variables down when you take a guy down and mount him and start dropping elbows on his head.

01:47:15.000 You close all the variables.

01:47:17.000 If you can maintain the mount position and keep punching and you already know he's fucked up, it's all a matter of whether he's going to tap to strikes or you're going to get a choke.

01:47:25.000 I don't like seeing that.

01:47:26.000 Such a bummer.

01:47:27.000 It's a bummer.

01:47:28.000 It's a bummer, but it's also not a bummer for Corrales.

01:47:30.000 It's like, this is what the game is.

01:47:33.000 It's a heartbreak.

01:47:34.000 And everybody needs to see that.

01:47:36.000 Young guys coming up need to see that.

01:47:37.000 As good as you are, you've got to understand the mind.

01:47:40.000 You can't let yourself get sucked into this path for glory where you're wild and reckless and you're not keeping your hands up and you're not respecting the power of the guy that you're fighting.

01:47:50.000 Especially when you have The technique, though.

01:47:51.000 There's no reason to play that game.

01:47:52.000 What mistake did he make?

01:47:53.000 He's a fucking killer, man.

01:47:55.000 He had the guy hurt.

01:47:56.000 He hurt him and then just saw blood and was like, fuck it.

01:47:59.000 Doesn't have the experience.

01:48:00.000 So he came in and...

01:48:02.000 He's 22 and he thought he could just smash that guy.

01:48:05.000 And he hurt him.

01:48:06.000 Which it looked like he was going to.

01:48:07.000 It looked like he was going.

01:48:08.000 And he probably would have if he fought technical.

01:48:10.000 But he abandoned ship.

01:48:11.000 Experience is price.

01:48:13.000 He got caught in a clinch and this kid had him here and he was hitting himself.

01:48:16.000 Well, the kid hit him to the body twice in Corralston, and he clipped him on the chin with a perfect punch.

01:48:21.000 Perfect right hand.

01:48:22.000 I mean, his neck snapped.

01:48:24.000 His fucking head spun around.

01:48:25.000 I mean, it was perfect.

01:48:26.000 He was out cold before he went down.

01:48:27.000 And on the way down, he clipped him two more times.

01:48:29.000 And then one more time when he was down.

01:48:31.000 I gotta buy a dunix.

01:48:32.000 All right, both of you.

01:48:33.000 Listen, all three of you.

01:48:34.000 I gotta go to my rap party.

01:48:35.000 I love all of you.

01:48:36.000 Happy birthday to me.

01:48:38.000 Come see me in Austin.

01:48:39.000 You're gonna miss the Fedor, bro.

01:48:40.000 The end of the week in January 31st.

01:48:41.000 Fedor's next.

01:48:42.000 Fedor's next.

01:48:43.000 I gotta go.

01:48:44.000 January 31. It's going to be a quick fight.

01:48:45.000 Are you sure you don't want to just stay for the first round?

01:48:48.000 It's definitely not going to go more than one round.

01:48:50.000 Nope.

01:48:51.000 Brendan and Joe are going to open for me.

01:48:53.000 Brian, I'll open for you, but you've got to stay here right now.

01:48:56.000 And Jamie's going to be there too recording it.

01:48:57.000 Jamie doesn't record.

01:48:58.000 He has a filling in his tooth that hurts when he records things.

01:49:01.000 Dude, Aaron Pico right now is going, what the fuck?

01:49:04.000 I feel bad for him, man.

01:49:05.000 I don't think he totally understands even what happened.

01:49:07.000 I still think he's going to be a world champ.

01:49:09.000 I still think he'll figure it out.

01:49:10.000 Me too.

01:49:12.000 He certainly could.

01:49:13.000 Anything can happen.

01:49:15.000 He just needs to fucking...

01:49:17.000 The game plan.

01:49:18.000 You gotta fight technically always.

01:49:21.000 And there's moments where you have to open yourself up.

01:49:24.000 But the guys who do it correctly...

01:49:25.000 I'm gonna give you a perfect example.

01:49:28.000 Stylebender.

01:49:29.000 That motherfucker, when he gets you hurt, he goes after you correctly.

01:49:32.000 He doesn't rush in.

01:49:34.000 He keeps his hands up.

01:49:35.000 He could have took him down immediately.

01:49:37.000 That's the fucking thing.

01:49:38.000 That just smashed him.

01:49:39.000 His jiu-jitsu's good.

01:49:40.000 He knows how to pass and smash.

01:49:42.000 There's no way you're going to get knocked out from the mount.

01:49:46.000 You can knock a guy out from the mound, but he can't knock you out.

01:49:48.000 Although it has happened once.

01:49:50.000 Let's talk about great all-time MMA strikers.

01:49:52.000 Let's talk about Anderson Silva.

01:49:53.000 Anderson Silva, when he would hurt you, he would take his time.

01:49:56.000 He would take his time, and he would stay focused.

01:49:59.000 And if he knew you were fucked up, and he knew he could just walk in and smash you, then he would take advantage of that.

01:50:03.000 Watch this.

01:50:03.000 Let's see this.

01:50:04.000 So now, he uppercuts.

01:50:06.000 See, boom.

01:50:07.000 Perfect uppercut.

01:50:08.000 He gets the guy hurt.

01:50:09.000 Unbelievable.

01:50:10.000 He falls back.

01:50:11.000 But look at this.

01:50:13.000 He moves towards him like he can't hit him.

01:50:16.000 Like he can't hurt him.

01:50:17.000 And look at him.

01:50:17.000 He just stays in that clinch and Pico's right there when the right hand hits.

01:50:21.000 Boom.

01:50:22.000 Because he stood right in front of the guy.

01:50:24.000 Even when he was getting hit with shots, he never adjusted.

01:50:27.000 He just was bullying his way forward.

01:50:29.000 See?

01:50:29.000 He's bullying his way forward.

01:50:31.000 I mean, look, he got clipped, and the guy launched a perfect right hand, but my thing is, Pico really shouldn't be standing in front of him right here, flipping a coin.

01:50:40.000 Okay, because maybe it's heads, maybe it's tails.

01:50:42.000 He took the body shot and went upstairs.

01:50:44.000 Yeah, two to the body and one upstairs.

01:50:46.000 But my thing is, if you're Aaron Pico, one of the best wrestlers to ever do MMA, why wouldn't you shoot right there?

01:50:52.000 You've got that guy in a position where he's throwing wild shots.

01:50:55.000 That GSP's looking for that duck under, right?

01:50:55.000 He wants the knockout.

01:50:58.000 GSP's going to duck under a shot, take you down, and then you fuck, he's going to beat you up when you stand back up.

01:51:02.000 You're going to be bewildered and exhausted.

01:51:03.000 He's going to hit you again.

01:51:05.000 He's a young guy, man.

01:51:06.000 He's a young guy with phenomenal talent.

01:51:09.000 But this is a lesson...

01:51:11.000 Take ego and take your personality and take your personal identity out of this and look at this as these are little pieces that are moving around on a board.

01:51:21.000 And these pieces have properties, they have values, and they have powers, and they have weaknesses.

01:51:26.000 And if you watch these pieces play out like you're looking at a mathematical algorithm, you realize when there's flaws.

01:51:31.000 When can it go wrong?

01:51:33.000 Here's when it can go wrong.

01:51:34.000 We stand in front of each other and just do this.

01:51:36.000 It can go wrong for everybody.

01:51:36.000 Right.

01:51:37.000 Everybody that's ever lived.

01:51:38.000 Gokhan Saki got knocked out by Khalil Roundtree with a perfect left hand.

01:51:42.000 Gokhan Saki is one of the greatest kickboxers of all time.

01:51:45.000 Doesn't mean Khalil's not a great fighter.

01:51:46.000 He's a very, very high-level fighter.

01:51:49.000 It's just anybody can get caught.

01:51:50.000 If you're standing in front of someone...

01:51:51.000 Your jaw can only take so much pressure.

01:51:52.000 Especially with those little gloves.

01:51:54.000 Think about all the fighters in MMA history that have been known to have rock-solid chins.

01:52:03.000 All of them have one thing in common.

01:52:05.000 For a while there...

01:52:06.000 They never got hurt.

01:52:07.000 They never got rocked.

01:52:09.000 Right.

01:52:09.000 For a while.

01:52:09.000 So like, damn, he's got a great chin.

01:52:12.000 He's never been rocked and he's been hit solid.

01:52:14.000 Right?

01:52:15.000 Right.

01:52:15.000 So we know that guy has a solid chin.

01:52:18.000 It's probably going to fall apart later...

01:52:21.000 You only get so many of those knockouts.

01:52:23.000 But you know already, with Pico, he got rocked in his first fight.

01:52:26.000 And in this fight, he got rocked, obviously.

01:52:28.000 He got knocked out.

01:52:29.000 So we know now that, damn, he's not going to be known to have the ultimate chin, for sure.

01:52:37.000 I think he was hurt already.

01:52:39.000 I think he was hurt, and even though he's moving in for the kill, I think he'd been tagged a few times in the mix there.

01:52:45.000 Who?

01:52:46.000 Pico.

01:52:47.000 Oh, really?

01:52:47.000 Yeah, I think there was punches that landed, and maybe they didn't take him out, and maybe they didn't even make him buckle.

01:52:53.000 But when you get clipped, have you ever walked into a door, and people don't know you walked in the door, and you can just keep walking, but your head's like, fuck.

01:53:00.000 Now, imagine if you're in the middle of a fight.

01:53:02.000 With the earphone, I just bumped into you lightly, and it hurt the motherfucker.

01:53:05.000 Yeah, that thing shoved right into my earlobe.

01:53:07.000 And it hurt, though.

01:53:07.000 It stopped you for a second.

01:53:08.000 Yeah, I went, ah!

01:53:09.000 Like a bitch.

01:53:11.000 But if you get that many KOs that early in your career, it's not a good sign.

01:53:16.000 It's dangerous.

01:53:19.000 Maybe he's as hard as fuck, too.

01:53:20.000 That doesn't help either.

01:53:22.000 I got boxing sparring against Kodo at his age?

01:53:24.000 It could be.

01:53:25.000 I mean, those things are accumulating.

01:53:25.000 Yeah.

01:53:28.000 Luckily for Pico, he's such an amazing wrestler that he can actually...

01:53:33.000 He has the choice to go, you know what?

01:53:34.000 I could...

01:53:36.000 Go to my next fight and the next fight after that and just trade fucking blows.

01:53:42.000 It's like Russian roulette.

01:53:44.000 You could do that.

01:53:45.000 You could keep doing that.

01:53:46.000 Or you could just play it safe and go, you know what?

01:53:48.000 I'm going to use my wrestling to take this motherfucker down, mount his ass, and Khabib these motherfuckers.

01:53:53.000 You know what I mean?

01:53:54.000 Bye, Brian.

01:53:55.000 One round, dude.

01:53:56.000 One round.

01:53:57.000 It's going to happen right now.

01:53:58.000 It may be ten minutes.

01:53:58.000 It's your birthday.

01:53:58.000 One round.

01:54:00.000 Save for ten more minutes.

01:54:01.000 Dude, one round.

01:54:02.000 Guys, when you're the life of the party, you're with me.

01:54:04.000 But you're the life of the party when you get there anyway.

01:54:05.000 This party's going to go on forever.

01:54:07.000 I bet most of the cool people aren't even there yet.

01:54:09.000 Dude, the main stars aren't there, B. Fader!

01:54:12.000 Oh, my God.

01:54:12.000 Come on!

01:54:12.000 It's his last fight ever.

01:54:13.000 It's his last fight!

01:54:13.000 Come on!

01:54:14.000 It's his last fight ever.

01:54:15.000 He's fighting Ryan better.

01:54:16.000 No, you got to stay, dude.

01:54:17.000 We love you, man.

01:54:17.000 All right.

01:54:18.000 Love you, dude.

01:54:19.000 Happy birthday, brother.

01:54:19.000 Happy birthday, dude.

01:54:20.000 Happy birthday.

01:54:21.000 Thank you.

01:54:22.000 I love all you guys.

01:54:22.000 52, huh, kids?

01:54:24.000 Here's the 52 more.

01:54:24.000 Yeah.

01:54:26.000 Eddie, I think what you just said is very important.

01:54:28.000 I think what you said is very important, and this was a really interesting thing that happened.

01:54:31.000 There's just two choices.

01:54:32.000 Keep doing what you're doing, or go Khabib style.

01:54:34.000 But this is really interesting what just happened.

01:54:36.000 Well, there's three choices.

01:54:37.000 One is mix both of them up like GSP. The thing about GSP that's so interesting is it wasn't just Khabib style.

01:54:43.000 It was who knows what's going to happen.

01:54:44.000 Who knows if he's jabbing.

01:54:47.000 GSP was safe.

01:54:49.000 The only reason he was striking is because you just can't go in there at the bell and take a guy down.

01:54:54.000 You gotta set it all up.

01:54:55.000 So he was always just setting it all up.

01:54:58.000 He was throwing jabs, setting shit up.

01:55:00.000 But the number one mission in his mind was to take his opponent down and play it safe and mount him and pound him on the ground.

01:55:09.000 You fought a guy that you could take down.

01:55:09.000 Correct.

01:55:11.000 But that wasn't the blueprint with Josh Koscheck.

01:55:14.000 Yeah, it was.

01:55:14.000 And that was the blueprint with Johnny Hendricks.

01:55:16.000 With Josh Koscheck, he jabbed the shit out of him.

01:55:18.000 And then double-liked him.

01:55:20.000 I think he tries to take everybody down.

01:55:21.000 I think he tries to take every fucking body down.

01:55:25.000 GSP? But he didn't take Hendricks down.

01:55:27.000 Not because he didn't try.

01:55:29.000 Johnny Hendricks is hard to take down.

01:55:31.000 He tried a few times, but he wasn't successful.

01:55:33.000 Josh Koscheck, the game plan was literally to get him to move forward so you double-liked him.

01:55:37.000 I remember when he was holding on to...

01:55:38.000 I would say 99% of GSP's fights are designed to take the fight to the ground.

01:55:44.000 They got real boring too, let's be honest, fellas.

01:55:46.000 But he also fought an intelligent way of fighting.

01:55:50.000 There was no way he could win.

01:55:51.000 I'm not saying it's not intelligent.

01:55:52.000 As far as entertainment...

01:55:54.000 GSP's one of the greatest fighters ever.

01:55:56.000 He'll fuck up a pay-per-view.

01:55:58.000 That was fun.

01:55:59.000 He'll blow up a pay-per-view.

01:56:01.000 For sure.

01:56:02.000 How could he look against Bisping?

01:56:03.000 Look great.

01:56:04.000 Phenomenal.

01:56:05.000 He's in LA right now training with Freddie.

01:56:08.000 And they said he's real thin too, looking at a 55 fight.

01:56:10.000 Wow.

01:56:11.000 And even though Khabib does stand a lot and play on his feet a lot, his main objective is to take a motherfucker down.

01:56:20.000 That's the main, that's number one.

01:56:20.000 Yeah.

01:56:23.000 But he will fuck around and throw some strikes.

01:56:25.000 Why are they still talking about a Floyd Mayweather fight?

01:56:28.000 It's embarrassing.

01:56:29.000 I don't know what the fuck they're doing.

01:56:30.000 He was just talking about it.

01:56:31.000 I know.

01:56:32.000 He goes, I have three fights left if it's up to me.

01:56:34.000 It's Tony, GSP, and fucking Floyd Mayweather.

01:56:40.000 When I hear that, I want to throw up.

01:56:42.000 But what do you think?

01:56:43.000 He just wants all that giant paycheck?

01:56:44.000 Just money and get the fuck out?

01:56:45.000 Do you think he thinks he can beat him?

01:56:46.000 Because he's such a savage.

01:56:47.000 Yeah, they do.

01:56:48.000 He might think he can beat him.

01:56:49.000 They don't think Floyd can knock him out?

01:56:51.000 They're in for a rude awakening.

01:56:53.000 Well, he could certainly batter you.

01:56:56.000 Maybe he lasts all 12, but he'd get battered the fuck up.

01:56:59.000 It'll be awful.

01:57:00.000 Yeah, but Khabib, I mean, it's a great payday.

01:57:02.000 If it's only boxing, it's going to be awful.

01:57:03.000 If that's what you want to do, get paid, dude.

01:57:05.000 I'd much rather see him fight GSP. Yeah, me too.

01:57:08.000 But I don't think it's, I mean, it's a terrible move for him to fight Floyd.

01:57:13.000 Floyd would just, look, Floyd is the best boxer, maybe, of our era, maybe of all time.

01:57:20.000 I mean, he's undefeated.

01:57:21.000 Here's the problem.

01:57:22.000 The UFC let Conor do that once.

01:57:24.000 Now he's Conor.

01:57:25.000 We can barely get him to fight.

01:57:26.000 He's worth a hundred gigillion dollars.

01:57:28.000 Right.

01:57:28.000 And they're like, dude, please fight.

01:57:29.000 He's like, nah, I make so much money off whiskey and this.

01:57:31.000 I'll fight when I'm ready.

01:57:33.000 They're not going to let that ever...

01:57:34.000 You're never going to see that again.

01:57:35.000 I don't think you're ever going to see that.

01:57:35.000 What?

01:57:36.000 You're crazy.

01:57:37.000 They made money off that too.

01:57:38.000 It's going to keep happening as much as it can.

01:57:38.000 It's going to keep happening.

01:57:40.000 It's going to happen more than ever now.

01:57:42.000 Now that the Fertittas don't own the UFC and now this corporation owns it, now everyone is thinking about themselves.

01:57:49.000 Not all Dana's at the helm.

01:57:50.000 What are you saying?

01:57:50.000 No way.

01:57:52.000 I'm saying that Conor has so much leverage now where it's not a good thing.

01:57:56.000 So you think they're going to not make someone a giant star who could be a giant star because they're worried that person's going to have leverage?

01:58:02.000 No, they'll make him a giant star in the UFC. They're not going to let him jump over and do a co-promotion with Floyd Mayweather again.

01:58:08.000 Maybe put that in the contract.

01:58:09.000 And if you think they keep doing it, who else would they do it with?

01:58:12.000 That's the better question.

01:58:13.000 Here's the thing.

01:58:14.000 If they had another Conor, they'd do it the same way.

01:58:16.000 It's a way to make money.

01:58:17.000 It's a smart way to make money.

01:58:19.000 It was a fun fight.

01:58:19.000 We watched it.

01:58:20.000 It's an education.

01:58:22.000 It's an education for people that appreciate martial arts.

01:58:24.000 Because you really got to understand what a world-class, top-of-the-food chain, maybe the best-of-all-time boxer does to an MMA fighter.

01:58:31.000 And you think we're going to pay for it?

01:58:33.000 The general audience can keep paying for that.

01:58:35.000 I'm not what I'm saying.

01:58:35.000 What I'm saying is, it was good for the sport, and if someone comes along that's different, someone comes along, it's not Floyd, it's someone else, and the same situation arises again, and there's another opportunity to make a shitload of money, they're going to do it again.

01:58:48.000 How many times can you do it with Floyd?

01:58:50.000 Floyd's 40 years old.

01:58:52.000 He probably doesn't want to do it that many more times.

01:58:54.000 The only thing that would fuck Floyd up is his extravagant spending.

01:58:57.000 Isn't it a bad look for MMA too?

01:58:59.000 So let's say Floyd's 27 at this point.

01:59:01.000 And he's one of the greatest.

01:59:03.000 And we go, here's Conor.

01:59:04.000 Here's Khabib.

01:59:04.000 Smokes him.

01:59:05.000 Smokes him.

01:59:06.000 Here's Stylebender.

01:59:07.000 Smokes him.

01:59:08.000 At what point is UFC like, this is a bad look, man.

01:59:10.000 Our guy's getting fucking torched.

01:59:12.000 It depends on whether or not it's obvious that they had no chance.

01:59:18.000 With Conor, the interesting thing is, he landed a couple of shots, and you go, okay, if this guy could take this guy down, or even just kick his legs, if Conor could just kick his legs, it would be a wash.

01:59:30.000 And it's interesting to watch someone even fail against someone who's way better at their sport.

01:59:36.000 The real question is, are you ever going to see a world-class boxer?

01:59:41.000 By the time we saw James Toney, he had been really late in the game.

01:59:44.000 When Vince Phillips fought Masato in K-1, he was late in the game.

01:59:48.000 They were on their way out looking for money, right?

01:59:51.000 Afterthoughts, yeah.

01:59:52.000 Right, afterthoughts.

01:59:53.000 For the most part.

01:59:54.000 For the most part.

01:59:55.000 Do you ever think you're going to see a...

01:59:59.000 A Crawford step into MMA. A Lomachenko step into MMA in their prime.

02:00:04.000 I don't think so.

02:00:05.000 Why would you?

02:00:05.000 They're making so much money.

02:00:07.000 I know.

02:00:08.000 Because if they're at that level, they're making so much money.

02:00:10.000 And why would you risk going into the UFC? Think about in 50 years how awesome that poster is going to be of Conor and Floyd.

02:00:18.000 Think about how classic.

02:00:20.000 You're going to frame that shit.

02:00:21.000 You're going to be 90 and it's going to be framed in a little bit.

02:00:23.000 And I have that shit.

02:00:24.000 I have the official one.

02:00:25.000 Joe Louis, Max Schmeling.

02:00:27.000 Or Muhammad Ali Inoki.

02:00:27.000 Yeah.

02:00:29.000 Amazing.

02:00:29.000 Yeah.

02:00:30.000 Can you imagine having that poster in your living room?

02:00:33.000 See, I'm all good on that.

02:00:34.000 See, I saw that.

02:00:35.000 It was a great spectacle.

02:00:36.000 I love watching it.

02:00:38.000 I'm glad it killed the pay-per-views.

02:00:40.000 I'm out, man.

02:00:41.000 If someone else does it, it's not as fun, I don't think.

02:00:43.000 What are you talking about?

02:00:44.000 So, if someone else comes along, and the same person wants to find her.

02:00:48.000 I'm saying Khabib and Floyd.

02:00:50.000 I would love that.

02:00:50.000 That would be awesome.

02:00:52.000 Well, you're talking a degenerate.

02:00:53.000 I watch women in their underwear beat each other.

02:00:56.000 Okay, me too.

02:00:56.000 Well, then you like it.

02:00:57.000 You like it.

02:00:58.000 Yeah, I'm saying the masses I don't think are.

02:01:00.000 Don't worry about the masses.

02:01:01.000 I don't think you're right.

02:01:02.000 Well, that's what the UFC wears.

02:01:03.000 I think many more people...

02:01:04.000 If Khabib stepped in and tried to fight Floyd right now...

02:01:07.000 Right now, if they set it up in two months, I guarantee you it would sell at least a million paper.

02:01:12.000 It does better than Conor Floyd.

02:01:14.000 You would watch it and like it.

02:01:14.000 And you would like it.

02:01:15.000 No, I'm saying you think it does?

02:01:16.000 No.

02:01:17.000 I don't think it does.

02:01:17.000 Close.

02:01:17.000 I said a million.

02:01:18.000 I said it does a million.

02:01:19.000 Dude, Khabib Floyd could fight fucking Jamie for a million.

02:01:22.000 Do you think he would do a million pay-per-views or more?

02:01:22.000 That would be fucking him!

02:01:25.000 Something like that.

02:01:26.000 It would be profitable.

02:01:27.000 It's Floyd.

02:01:28.000 He doesn't miss.

02:01:29.000 Who was Floyd's last...

02:01:33.000 Was it Pacquiao and then Tim Bradley?

02:01:36.000 Pacquiao, then Tim Bradley, and then retired, right?

02:01:38.000 And Pacquiao got the most pay-per-view numbers ever, but then Tim Bradley, if I'm correct...

02:01:44.000 Only got a few hundred thousand, like 300,000 pay-per-view buys.

02:01:46.000 Yeah, that was a bad fight.

02:01:47.000 Wasn't that right?

02:01:48.000 Yeah, that's right.

02:01:49.000 It didn't do well.

02:01:49.000 So then afterwards, he fights Conor and he gets like two million whatever the fuck it was.

02:01:53.000 A giant pay-per-view sale.

02:01:54.000 Andre Berto.

02:01:55.000 Andre Berto.

02:01:55.000 Andre Berto, that's right.

02:01:57.000 So he fought, my apologies, Tim Bradley.

02:02:00.000 So then he fights Andre Berto.

02:02:02.000 That only gets 350,000 or something like that, pay-per-view buys.

02:02:05.000 Then he fights Conor and it's millions of pay-per-views.

02:02:09.000 If he fought Khabib, it would still be better than fighting any of those other guys.

02:02:12.000 Agree 100%.

02:02:13.000 Bradley.

02:02:13.000 Say if he had a fight with Bradley.

02:02:15.000 No one's tuning in.

02:02:16.000 It's not going to be that many.

02:02:17.000 Manny Pacquiao versus Floyd Mayer is probably going to get that again.

02:02:19.000 That's a big one.

02:02:20.000 That's a big one.

02:02:21.000 Especially Manny Pacquiao.

02:02:22.000 Now, after he beat Broner.

02:02:24.000 After he knocked out that Australian dude.

02:02:26.000 He looked good.

02:02:26.000 He looked very...

02:02:27.000 He lost to an Australian guy.

02:02:28.000 How old is Pacquiao?

02:02:30.000 He beat Matisse.

02:02:30.000 He knocked out Matisse.

02:02:33.000 How old is Pacquiao?

02:02:34.000 40. 40. Okay, he's still good.

02:02:37.000 Yeah.

02:02:38.000 I mean, not in his prime, but yeah.

02:02:40.000 Yeah, no disrespect to Jeff Horn either.

02:02:41.000 I fucked that one up.

02:02:42.000 He's a math teacher.

02:02:43.000 He is a math teacher, right?

02:02:44.000 Did you see when Crawford fought him?

02:02:46.000 Woo!

02:02:47.000 That's when you realize how good Terrence Crawford is.

02:02:48.000 That's when you realize he's a math teacher.

02:02:49.000 Woo!

02:02:50.000 Well, you realize Crawford is, if he's not the best in the world, he's top two or three.

02:02:54.000 Even Freddie said that.

02:02:55.000 I asked him, I said, who's the best?

02:02:56.000 He goes, it'd be tough to go against Crawford right now.

02:02:58.000 Notice nobody calls Crawford out.

02:03:00.000 Everyone talks shit to him.

02:03:02.000 No one really fucks with Crawford.

02:03:02.000 Everyone challenges him.

02:03:03.000 He's so good at switching, too.

02:03:05.000 Switching stances.

02:03:06.000 I think Bader's going to take out.

02:03:09.000 He doesn't have a good win.

02:03:10.000 Because of his promotion.

02:03:11.000 That's what's wrong with Bogdan.

02:03:13.000 Joshua, Eddie Hearn.

02:03:14.000 Yeah.

02:03:15.000 Interesting.

02:03:15.000 Bader's going to take Fedor out.

02:03:17.000 Do you think so?

02:03:17.000 I agree.

02:03:18.000 I think Fedor has shown massive signs of chin deterioration.

02:03:25.000 Well, Bader's in his prime.

02:03:26.000 I really fully believe that.

02:03:27.000 I mean, when I saw him beat the shit out of Mitrion and take him down at will, I was like, I am so impressed.

02:03:32.000 Dude, how about he starched King Mo in like 30 seconds?

02:03:34.000 Dude, he's a different guy.

02:03:36.000 When he moved over to Bellator, too, something happened.

02:03:39.000 And, I mean, it was almost like he realized, like, holy shit, I'm not even in the UFC anymore.

02:03:43.000 I gotta really make something here.

02:03:45.000 When he beat Phil, you know, he's beaten some really good guys, man.

02:03:50.000 Really good guys?

02:03:51.000 When you look at him, like everything about him, like technically, the way he's moving, the way he fights.

02:03:56.000 And he's a good example of what we were talking about earlier.

02:03:58.000 You don't know what he's going to do.

02:03:59.000 He's going to take you down.

02:04:00.000 He's going to strike with you.

02:04:01.000 He's doing everything and he's mixing everything up.

02:04:04.000 And his mentality.

02:04:05.000 Yes.

02:04:06.000 He's a fucking pro, man.

02:04:07.000 Here's the other thing he was telling me.

02:04:09.000 So he was trying to negotiate with Bellator his contract.

02:04:13.000 This is his last finance contract.

02:04:14.000 So I went, hold up.

02:04:15.000 You're going to be a free agent and be a double champ champ?

02:04:18.000 Because that's, yeah, we're risking that.

02:04:19.000 Like, holy fuck.

02:04:20.000 If you own the light heavyweight title and heavyweight title, you're about to get paid.

02:04:24.000 And I said, oh, how about a super fight with DC? Whoa.

02:04:27.000 Double champ, double champ.

02:04:28.000 Well, the thing is, although he's famous in the Bellator circle, how many people know who he is outside of Bellator?

02:04:38.000 Well, he fought in the UFC, though, for a long time.

02:04:40.000 Right, but people forget.

02:04:41.000 Ultimate fighter winner, bro.

02:04:42.000 People forget.

02:04:42.000 In terms of pay-per-view buys, people forget.

02:04:45.000 They need to see you there.

02:04:46.000 If they don't see you there, they go, where's he been?

02:04:48.000 You don't think you can sell double champ versus double champ?

02:04:51.000 You can sell it if you're willing to acknowledge Bellator.

02:04:54.000 They never have.

02:04:55.000 They never acknowledged Fedor.

02:04:56.000 They never acknowledged when we was fighting in Pride.

02:04:59.000 They literally didn't even want me to say Pride.

02:05:03.000 They don't want to acknowledge other organizations.

02:05:05.000 Especially back then because Pride fucked them over.

02:05:07.000 Remember they had that whole sneaky deal like they gave him Chuck Liddell and Vanderlei is supposed to come over here and then they reneged.

02:05:14.000 It was a disaster.

02:05:15.000 Shady shit.

02:05:15.000 And I was still, as a person who's a martial arts commentator, you have to bring up Fedor.

02:05:20.000 You had to bring up Vanderlei.

02:05:21.000 You had to bring up a lot of the people that were making big noise over in Japan.

02:05:25.000 And he was one of them.

02:05:29.000 It'd be cool if they had opened up so we could see who's the absolute best in the world.

02:05:33.000 Bader is really good, man.

02:05:35.000 He's really good.

02:05:36.000 And I would be very curious to see how much better he's gotten.

02:05:39.000 Because sometimes guys turn a corner, and then all of a sudden they just become the best.

02:05:42.000 It's tough to tell against Bader.

02:05:45.000 His opposition right now, because Mitrion, right?

02:05:47.000 He was never a world beater in the UFC. I mean, he was in a top five guy.

02:05:51.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:05:52.000 He was never a contender, really.

02:05:54.000 And then Phil Davis, though.

02:05:56.000 Phil Davis is a guy who beat a lot of fucking good people.

02:05:58.000 And Phil's another one who looked better once he got to Bellator.

02:06:01.000 He looked better.

02:06:02.000 He turned a corner as well.

02:06:05.000 When there's a new chapter in your life like that, you've got to rise to the occasion.

02:06:09.000 And then King Mo off the older in his career.

02:06:11.000 Yeah.

02:06:12.000 And then Fedor old as shit in his career.

02:06:14.000 So it's like, I don't know where Bader's at.

02:06:16.000 They're great wins, though.

02:06:17.000 Yeah.

02:06:17.000 And at light heavyweight, he would keel right now in the UFC. There's nobody.

02:06:21.000 I'd be heavyweight.

02:06:22.000 Once Bellator stars started signing with the UFC, like with Chandler and Alvarez.

02:06:29.000 Not Chandler, Alvarez.

02:06:30.000 Yeah, Alvarez.

02:06:32.000 Once they started going that way, and now Ben Askren.

02:06:35.000 Yeah.

02:06:35.000 You can't say shit about Bellator no more.

02:06:38.000 No.

02:06:39.000 Exactly.

02:06:40.000 You're trying to take...

02:06:41.000 When Bellator fighters are being signed to UFC based on their stardom, Bellator's legit as fuck.

02:06:47.000 Oh, super legit.

02:06:48.000 Especially certain weight classes.

02:06:51.000 Rory McDonald, for sure, one of the best on the planet.

02:06:54.000 He beat Woodley.

02:06:55.000 Yeah, he beat Woodley.

02:06:57.000 I mean, Mousasi is absolutely one of the best on the planet.

02:07:00.000 Chandler has beaten Alvarez.

02:07:02.000 Alvarez is one of the best on the planet.

02:07:03.000 Chandler is one of the best.

02:07:04.000 Do you think he'll ever go to the UFC? They treat him well.

02:07:08.000 He likes being over there.

02:07:10.000 Here's an argument too.

02:07:11.000 Ben Henderson, UFC, world class.

02:07:14.000 Comes the Bellator.

02:07:16.000 It's been a struggle.

02:07:17.000 It's been a struggle.

02:07:17.000 Well, he fought Koroskov, which I don't think was the right move.

02:07:21.000 Terrible idea.

02:07:22.000 Terrible idea.

02:07:23.000 The weight class is not his weight class.

02:07:24.000 He's a 55-pounder.

02:07:25.000 And I love Ben, a friend of mine, but he doesn't look like the same Ben that competed against Frankie Edgar and those guys.

02:07:31.000 That's true, but you have to remember that he's been fighting world-class competition forever.

02:07:36.000 So has Eddie Alvarez, though.

02:07:38.000 Yes.

02:07:39.000 Yes.

02:07:40.000 True.

02:07:40.000 And he crossed over.

02:07:41.000 Yes, but...

02:07:42.000 Eddie Alvarez was later.

02:07:44.000 He came along, his career was hard and rough, but it was later in the time period than Ben.

02:07:50.000 Underground King, yeah.

02:07:51.000 Yeah, Henderson was like WEC, right?

02:07:53.000 The Showtime kick.

02:07:54.000 That's right, the Showtime kick.

02:07:55.000 You've got to remember, he was the champ back then.

02:07:57.000 Great career, yeah.

02:07:58.000 Pettis takes his title with that crazy kick to close out WEC. They go over to the UFC. He fights everybody.

02:08:05.000 He fought so many fucking tough guys.

02:08:08.000 So many guys.

02:08:10.000 He got stopped by Dos Anjos when Dos Anjos was on his up-come.

02:08:14.000 When Dos Anjos was on the way to the title, that was the big fight.

02:08:17.000 It was him and Henderson.

02:08:18.000 He KO'd him.

02:08:20.000 He was a motherfucker back then.

02:08:22.000 Dos Anjos, for that time period, there was a time period of like two years where I think Dos Anjos was just a fucking berserker.

02:08:28.000 Like one of the best lightweights of all time.

02:08:30.000 And then, and it's not, I don't know, it could be a coincidence.

02:08:32.000 Then USADA came.

02:08:34.000 He went on losing.

02:08:35.000 No, I'm just, I don't know.

02:08:36.000 Well, you know, one thing that'll never change.

02:08:37.000 And then when to 70, he's a fucking monster at 70. He's not as good at 70 as he is at 55. He's fucking good at 70, bro.

02:08:44.000 Yeah, but the guys like Kamaru Usman.

02:08:45.000 It's going to be a problem for him.

02:08:46.000 The guys like Kobe Covington.

02:08:48.000 He's a little undersized.

02:08:48.000 Yes.

02:08:49.000 The big, strong wrestlers are giving him a hard time.

02:08:52.000 Two fights.

02:08:53.000 No matter what fighters go from Bellator to the UFC or UFC to Bellator, no matter what, in that debate, the one One thing that will never change is the level of prestige in the belts.

02:09:03.000 Like the UFC belt.

02:09:04.000 Dude, the UFC belt will always be king.

02:09:07.000 No matter what.

02:09:09.000 No matter what.

02:09:09.000 Because you have to go through a tougher road to get that belt.

02:09:12.000 Also, it's not even like saying A and B. It's like saying A and F. There's so many separations between the Bellator belt and the UFC belt.

02:09:21.000 When you're talking about the prestige, that's for sure.

02:09:23.000 But when you're talking about talent, Douglas Lima, in my opinion, is one of the best fucking welterweights on the planet Earth.

02:09:30.000 Rory McDonald, who beat him in a very close decision, one of the best welterweights on Earth.

02:09:35.000 Gegard Mousasi is one of the best middleweights on the fucking planet.

02:09:38.000 These are all realities, man, for anybody who understands MMA. But yeah, the belt's just different.

02:09:43.000 You don't crawl through the same shit that you'd have to if you were in the UFC. A UFC champ?

02:09:48.000 Dude, you better be...

02:09:50.000 You're the best.

02:09:51.000 You're hands down the best.

02:09:53.000 At 55?

02:09:54.000 You walk away, you know, Chuck Liddell is always going to be a former UFC champion.

02:09:59.000 Hoyce Gracie, UFC champion.

02:10:00.000 They beat three guys.

02:10:01.000 Champions.

02:10:02.000 UFC. It means more.

02:10:05.000 It's always going to mean more.

02:10:06.000 It's like Q-tips.

02:10:07.000 I don't want cotton swabs.

02:10:08.000 It's easier to get...

02:10:10.000 It's easier to get signed to the UFC and fight in the prelims than to go from the prelims to the main card.

02:10:17.000 That's way harder than getting in.

02:10:19.000 To get in, yeah.

02:10:21.000 To get on the fucking main card, you know how hard that is?

02:10:24.000 Unless you're a 145-pound woman.

02:10:26.000 Then they'll let you right in.

02:10:27.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:10:28.000 And probably fight for a title.

02:10:30.000 Or you're a WWE superstar.

02:10:33.000 Who do they have Cyborg fight now?

02:10:35.000 If Amanda Nunez decides to take time off of fighting at Featherweight after she knocks out Cyborg, who do they have Cyborg fight?

02:10:41.000 Megan Anderson.

02:10:42.000 Megan, she won her fight.

02:10:43.000 But how crazy is the way she won?

02:10:45.000 A toe goes in the eye?

02:10:46.000 What are you going to do?

02:10:47.000 I'd rather see that fight.

02:10:48.000 You know what?

02:10:50.000 You've got to have a fight again.

02:10:51.000 You've got to do a redo right there.

02:10:53.000 That's what I think.

02:10:54.000 Redo, and then just leave Cyborg on the sidelines and not fight her enough?

02:10:57.000 She gets pissed.

02:10:58.000 I almost think you need to have a technical foul, an accidental foul, and that's the end of the fight.

02:11:05.000 Because if it's a foul, if you poke someone, how the fuck is it not a foul if your toe goes in someone's ass?

02:11:12.000 Exactly.

02:11:12.000 I agree.

02:11:12.000 It doesn't make any sense.

02:11:13.000 They need to fix that.

02:11:14.000 But at that weight class, If you throw a punch, if you throw a punch, and as you're throwing your right hook, your thumb goes in someone's eye and they stop the fight, they look at the replay, they say it's an eye poke, the referee says it's an eye poke, you get disqualified.

02:11:26.000 How is that any different than you throwing a round kick and the toe inadvertently goes in your eye?

02:11:31.000 It's not.

02:11:32.000 It's just stupid.

02:11:32.000 It's not Megan's fault.

02:11:34.000 I mean, she did what she was supposed to do.

02:11:35.000 She was tracking her down, using her range, lands a nice kick, but she caught her at the toe, toe in the eyeball.

02:11:41.000 But also, Kat turned her back and waved like, I'm done, I'm done.

02:11:43.000 She's like, it's over.

02:11:44.000 But she has to say it's over.

02:11:45.000 Her fucking eyeballs popped.

02:11:47.000 Isn't it weird that there's a shortage of big women?

02:11:57.000 In MMA! You would think there would be an abundance of that?

02:12:00.000 Really?

02:12:00.000 I can't believe they even do it!

02:12:02.000 They're all in the WNBA. No one wants to get punched in the face.

02:12:06.000 Think about it.

02:12:07.000 There should be a shortage of 115 pound girls.

02:12:11.000 There should be a shortage of that.

02:12:13.000 No, there's a ton of 150 pound girls.

02:12:14.000 Dude, if you get like a...

02:12:15.000 There's Frank Trick.

02:12:16.000 Shout out to Frank Trick.

02:12:17.000 You get Valentina Shevchenko.

02:12:19.000 It's weird.

02:12:20.000 You get a Valentina Shevchenko.

02:12:21.000 Eddie, if you get a Valentina Shevchenko or Amanda Nunes or Ronda Rousey, there's like a hundred of those on the earth.

02:12:21.000 There should be a shitload of them.

02:12:29.000 You think there's a hundred?

02:12:30.000 No, the ones who could really transition from Kyokushin or kickboxing, Muay Thai.

02:12:36.000 There's some badass Muay Thai girls, but they might be wrapped up in Muay Thai.

02:12:39.000 They might be Miriam Nakamoto or something like that.

02:12:42.000 Is she ever going to go back to MMA? She's trying.

02:12:44.000 She's got some injuries, man.

02:12:45.000 She's like 41, I think.

02:12:47.000 She's working her way.

02:12:48.000 I'll be working my way back to you, babe.

02:12:53.000 She's a beast, and as a Muay Thai fighter, she's a monster.

02:12:56.000 And there's a few of those girls that are that way with MMA or that way with jiu-jitsu.

02:13:01.000 It's finding them all in MMA. It's less than 100. Dude, but girls, what is it?

02:13:07.000 What's the weight class fucking rose fights in?

02:13:10.000 Tatiana Suarez is the motherfucker.

02:13:13.000 Tatiana Swartz is such a nightmare.

02:13:14.000 Rose fights 25 and 15. She fought 25 and lost to Valentina in a good fight.

02:13:19.000 But Valentina just seems to be stronger, more physically powerful, just a little sharper, a little more suited to 25. She's almost like a tweener.

02:13:29.000 It's like Joanna's not quite 115, not 125. When you're that little, man, 5 pounds means a lot more than 10 pounds means 185. Dude, Fadar's walkouts are always epic.

02:13:42.000 Yeah, look at his sneakers.

02:13:44.000 He just found those somewhere.

02:13:48.000 He didn't pay for those, did he?

02:13:50.000 Somebody gave them.

02:13:51.000 He's walked out and put these on.

02:13:52.000 He can't go barefoot.

02:13:53.000 They're definitely not Reeboks.

02:13:54.000 We know that.

02:13:55.000 What do you think they are?

02:13:56.000 Sauconies?

02:13:57.000 New Balance.

02:13:58.000 New Balance.

02:13:59.000 New Balance.

02:14:00.000 Tom McCann.

02:14:01.000 New Balance.

02:14:01.000 Yeah, probably not even.

02:14:02.000 The TSA New Balances.

02:14:04.000 He's always got that wooden cross, man.

02:14:06.000 Kisses it.

02:14:07.000 Goes through the whole deal.

02:14:09.000 Someone in the media asked him if he ever cries and he said once.

02:14:12.000 Wow.

02:14:13.000 Yeah, once I did.

02:14:13.000 Chopping onions.

02:14:15.000 That's it.

02:14:17.000 Fuck, man.

02:14:19.000 What do you think?

02:14:19.000 If he loses, it's probably last time for him, huh?

02:14:22.000 You never know, man.

02:14:23.000 I mean, he might just be, like, really bored with everything else in his life and willing to take the punishment.

02:14:30.000 This is the real question.

02:14:31.000 When a guy is as great as Fedor, has had a career that Fedor's had, and still wins every now and then, like knocked out Frank...

02:14:39.000 Frank Mir.

02:14:39.000 Beat Chael Sonnen.

02:14:40.000 Beat Chael Sonnen.

02:14:41.000 He still can win, right?

02:14:43.000 He still can beat good guys and beat real, quality UFC fighters that have transitioned over.

02:14:50.000 Both those guys.

02:14:51.000 Chael Sonnen was a quality fighter.

02:14:53.000 Frank Mir's a quality fighter.

02:14:54.000 He's a heavyweight champion.

02:14:56.000 Who's to tell him he can't keep doing this?

02:14:58.000 This is probably the most fun he ever has.

02:15:00.000 All day, what does he do?

02:15:01.000 He doesn't say anything, and he eats ice cream, and he draws pictures.

02:15:04.000 Give him a chance.

02:15:05.000 He gets into that cage, and he reignites the fuel inside of him that led him to be, if not the greatest heavyweight in the world of all time, in my eyes.

02:15:15.000 Top three.

02:15:16.000 Top two.

02:15:17.000 Well, see, the thing is...

02:15:19.000 It's all about time period.

02:15:20.000 It is about time period, but it's also about what happened when they fought.

02:15:24.000 Fabrizio Verdum's got to be in the argument.

02:15:26.000 He's got to be, but then so does Stipe.

02:15:29.000 Well, you got to do four.

02:15:30.000 You got to do Kane, Stipe, Verdum, Fedor.

02:15:33.000 Yes.

02:15:34.000 Yeah, I think those are the guys.

02:15:35.000 I don't need a particular order either.

02:15:36.000 Those are just the four best.

02:15:38.000 That's Mount Rushmore of heavyweights.

02:15:39.000 The argument for Fabricio Verdum is very strong because he beat them all.

02:15:42.000 It's a great argument.

02:15:43.000 But Stipe KO'd him in the first round.

02:15:45.000 He got reckless and Stipe KO'd him.

02:15:47.000 And then Volkov KO'd him.

02:15:50.000 Dude, to your point with Fedor, you're like, oh, it's cool.

02:15:52.000 He gets out there.

02:15:53.000 So you're cool with Liddell and Tito?

02:15:55.000 Keep doing it?

02:15:56.000 There's a difference between them, first of all, because Fedor stayed active and I was cool with Tito.

02:16:01.000 What I was not cool with was Chuck.

02:16:03.000 It didn't look right.

02:16:04.000 He didn't look like he was prepared.

02:16:06.000 Even on the mitts.

02:16:07.000 I don't know.

02:16:08.000 He didn't look like he was prepared on the mitts.

02:16:09.000 I don't know where he's at.

02:16:10.000 I don't know where he's at physically.

02:16:12.000 I don't know what damage he sustained.

02:16:13.000 When I see Fedor fight, he wins or he loses like Mitrion KO'd him.

02:16:18.000 That was a good fight, though.

02:16:19.000 It was a good fight.

02:16:20.000 And I think that shot that Mitrion KO'd him with, he just KOs a lot of people like that.

02:16:24.000 Oh, Mitrion touches anyone on the chin you're going to sleep.

02:16:27.000 He's a fucking super athlete.

02:16:29.000 Freak.

02:16:30.000 Played in the NFL for six years.

02:16:31.000 And he's so light on his feet and he's fast as fuck.

02:16:33.000 He's like a tank.

02:16:34.000 Dude, he knocked out Derrick Lewis in like 15 seconds with his hip.

02:16:38.000 He took it to him.

02:16:38.000 Took it to him.

02:16:40.000 I don't think it's indicative of Fedor being done.

02:16:44.000 Did you see the Maldonado fight though?

02:16:46.000 Yes.

02:16:47.000 That'll bum me out.

02:16:47.000 He's not as resilient as he used to be.

02:16:49.000 Maldonado's an underrated boxer.

02:16:51.000 Maldonado touched him up.

02:16:52.000 He's a zombie.

02:16:53.000 He's a Brazilian zombie, but he really should be fighting at 170 if he didn't eat all the acai in the world.

02:16:59.000 And he gave fucking Fedor everything he'd handled.

02:17:03.000 I think he won that fight.

02:17:04.000 I thought he won that fight.

02:17:05.000 And you know he tried to fucking reverse it in Russia?

02:17:08.000 They're like, what are you, at your fucking mind?

02:17:09.000 It's Russia.

02:17:10.000 No, he won.

02:17:11.000 Get the fuck out of here.

02:17:11.000 He's trying to get him to do a...

02:17:14.000 Yeah, in Russia.

02:17:15.000 An official reversal.

02:17:17.000 Dude, Fedor's best friends with Putin, for fuck's sakes.

02:17:20.000 You're not getting shit reversed there.

02:17:22.000 Why are these Marines coming in?

02:17:24.000 What's going on?

02:17:24.000 Ryan Bader.

02:17:25.000 National Anthem.

02:17:26.000 Bader was in the military.

02:17:27.000 Oh, they're doing a National Anthem?

02:17:28.000 I don't know why.

02:17:28.000 Oh, they're doing a Russian National Anthem.

02:17:30.000 Oh my, they're scaring Fedor with guns.

02:17:32.000 They brought a gun in the Octagon.

02:17:34.000 Dude, Fedor don't give a fuck about a gun.

02:17:35.000 But how weird is that?

02:17:36.000 They bring guns into the Octagon.

02:17:38.000 That is odd, right?

02:17:40.000 It's a ritual.

02:17:40.000 I understand ritual.

02:17:41.000 This is not a ritual.

02:17:42.000 They got shoes on, too.

02:17:43.000 Right.

02:17:44.000 They got shoes on.

02:17:44.000 Great point.

02:17:45.000 Both those things are weird.

02:17:46.000 There's a lot of shoes in there.

02:17:46.000 I just thought about that when I said it.

02:17:47.000 What is happening?

02:17:49.000 Are they going to shoot those guys?

02:17:50.000 Well, they do this thing for the troops.

02:17:51.000 Shot holes through the ceiling.

02:17:53.000 I would celebrate that.

02:17:58.000 But they do a whole thing with giving back to troops and shit.

02:18:00.000 Is that what they're doing here?

02:18:01.000 Yeah.

02:18:02.000 Okay, so he's saying something.

02:18:03.000 Oh, shit.

02:18:03.000 Check out this guy with the bootcut jeans.

02:18:05.000 Who's that guy?

02:18:06.000 Is he singing America, America?

02:18:08.000 Let me hear this shit.

02:18:10.000 Well, they gotta sing Fedors, right?

02:18:12.000 Yeah, well, this guy's gonna sing both of them, but he's gonna sing the Rush one all fucked up.

02:18:18.000 What if he did sing both of them?

02:18:19.000 How come we can't hear them?

02:18:23.000 Oh, shout out to Black Rifle Coffee.

02:18:24.000 I can't hear anything, Jamie.

02:18:26.000 It's gotta be all the way up, sorry.

02:18:29.000 The guy looks like he came out straight up Hot Topic.

02:18:34.000 We can only hear it if you take your earphones off, Jamie.

02:18:37.000 I know, I don't have it.

02:18:38.000 Are you doing that on purpose?

02:18:40.000 It's not fed into the show.

02:18:41.000 Right, but can you make it a little louder?

02:18:43.000 Barely.

02:18:44.000 Keep going.

02:18:46.000 There you go.

02:18:46.000 Dude, now we have to sit through the Russian one, too?

02:18:48.000 Are you allowed to hear this?

02:18:50.000 No, it's going to get recorded.

02:18:52.000 Oh, okay, okay.

02:18:53.000 Alright, you can kill it.

02:18:54.000 Dude, do you think they're going to do the Russian one, too?

02:18:55.000 That's such a bummer.

02:18:57.000 It takes so long.

02:18:58.000 Well, we were talking to your Showtime buddy about that.

02:19:00.000 Like, why do they still do this with the fights?

02:19:01.000 I know.

02:19:02.000 When Broner and Pacquiao fought and they had to do both anthems.

02:19:05.000 It takes forever.

02:19:06.000 It's like ten more minutes.

02:19:08.000 Look at that star-spangled banner, you motherfucker.

02:19:11.000 Look at that flag flying in the background.

02:19:14.000 Do you know who this gentleman is?

02:19:15.000 Craig Morgan is just a country music artist.

02:19:18.000 He's got an Apple Watch on.

02:19:18.000 How dare he?

02:19:19.000 That's racist.

02:19:20.000 He's a veteran.

02:19:20.000 As a country dude, he got an Apple Watch on?

02:19:22.000 Yeah, that seems like I'm not buying it.

02:19:24.000 I'm not buying it.

02:19:25.000 I'm not buying it.

02:19:25.000 You're faking, bro.

02:19:26.000 Yeah.

02:19:27.000 Is that an Apple Watch?

02:19:28.000 That's an Apple Watch.

02:19:28.000 Dude, also those fucking Chris Daughtry wristbands he's wearing, that ain't fucking very country either.

02:19:35.000 Country's a different thing now.

02:19:36.000 Yeah, you've seen Florida Georgia Line?

02:19:38.000 Yeah.

02:19:39.000 A little bit country, a little bit 21 forever.

02:19:41.000 Yeah, it's a mix.

02:19:42.000 Forever 21?

02:19:43.000 You know what?

02:19:43.000 And I dig it.

02:19:44.000 And I dig it.

02:19:46.000 You like those kinds of pants?

02:19:47.000 Yeah, I love that shit.

02:19:48.000 Not his pants.

02:19:49.000 Those bootcuts are awful.

02:19:49.000 All right, give me some predictions.

02:19:52.000 Ryan Bader, TKO, second round, ground and pound.

02:19:54.000 Wow, TKO. First round.

02:19:56.000 Jesus, Eddie, give him respect, bro.

02:19:58.000 He's going to knock him out in the first round.

02:20:00.000 Wow!

02:20:01.000 TKO? Really?

02:20:02.000 Wow.

02:20:03.000 Eddie's been on one tonight, though.

02:20:05.000 You might be right.

02:20:06.000 I hate to ruin it for you.

02:20:09.000 So calm.

02:20:10.000 I think if Ryan doesn't respect Fedor, he can get cracked.

02:20:14.000 That's still real.

02:20:15.000 Here's the thing about Bader, too.

02:20:18.000 Bader?

02:20:18.000 Bader.

02:20:19.000 I'm high.

02:20:20.000 I'm so high.

02:20:21.000 Remember in his big fights, he lost to Rumble Johnson, Jon Jones.

02:20:25.000 A lot of the big moments, he gets caught up sometimes.

02:20:29.000 Johnson, he shot a bad shot, and he bounced his head to the moon.

02:20:32.000 So this is the finals of their heavyweight tournament that would make Ryan Bader be the heavyweight champion of the world.

02:20:39.000 Champ champ.

02:20:40.000 Champ champ.

02:20:41.000 And he owns a light heavyweight one right now, too.

02:20:42.000 Yeah.

02:20:44.000 What's up, Jon Jones trying to run it back, bro?

02:20:46.000 That was years ago.

02:20:47.000 Why are you bringing up bold shit, as Eddie says.

02:20:48.000 Why are you bringing up bold shit?

02:20:49.000 Let's run it back.

02:20:51.000 Is that what he said?

02:20:52.000 Nope, that's what I'm saying.

02:20:53.000 Terrible fighters like that champ champ shit, right?

02:20:56.000 That's how you get paid, bro.

02:20:58.000 Connor started it, and now fucking everyone wants to do it.

02:21:01.000 Well, there's a few guys that can pull it off.

02:21:02.000 It's a good thing.

02:21:02.000 I like that.

02:21:03.000 I love it.

02:21:04.000 It ties up the division, so it gets a little messy, but...

02:21:08.000 I'd love to see Khabib at 70, and Woodley's going to 85. TJ still has the belt at 35, right?

02:21:14.000 Yes, correct.

02:21:14.000 He still has a 35-pound belt.

02:21:16.000 So who's going to go up there?

02:21:17.000 I ain't mad at that.

02:21:18.000 Here's the thing.

02:21:19.000 I really believe this.

02:21:20.000 I think if some...

02:21:21.000 This is an egregious error, and there's a fight that stopped prematurely.

02:21:24.000 I think you should almost put it up to the vote of the internet.

02:21:27.000 I really do.

02:21:28.000 Oh, no.

02:21:29.000 Are you at your goddamn...

02:21:30.000 Let the internet decide?

02:21:32.000 It's a popular vote.

02:21:33.000 Yes.

02:21:34.000 Popular vote, didn't you say most people, like, 70% of the population are dummies?

02:21:39.000 No.

02:21:40.000 Right?

02:21:40.000 60?

02:21:40.000 It's like 80. It's about 80, right?

02:21:42.000 So why the fuck would we ever want to popular vote anything?

02:21:46.000 Okay, but listen, how about we have...

02:21:48.000 That's insane.

02:21:49.000 How about we have an organization of esteemed ladies and gentlemen...

02:21:54.000 An organization of maybe 200 accepted martial artists, world-class martial artists, people that...

02:22:01.000 The committee of 100. Yeah, 100 people.

02:22:03.000 If you have 100 people, you're going to get the decision right every time.

02:22:07.000 I agree.

02:22:07.000 That's a great idea.

02:22:08.000 So much better than the internet trolls voting.

02:22:10.000 John Hacklemans and John Donahers and Ferasa Hobbies and Duke Rufus and Matt Humes and Mike Winklejohns and Trevor Whitman.

02:22:19.000 And you've got a committee of those.

02:22:21.000 And you've got a committee of those.

02:22:22.000 Yes.

02:22:24.000 If you had all those people in like a database and they all put in their opinion, you would be 100% probably in agreement.

02:22:40.000 Especially if they're experts.

02:22:41.000 Yeah.

02:22:42.000 All right, here we go.

02:22:43.000 Fedor looking stoic as fuck.

02:22:45.000 I'm kind of nervous for Ryan.

02:22:47.000 Well, it's a scary fight, man.

02:22:48.000 He's fighting Fedor, bro.

02:22:49.000 Here it goes.

02:22:50.000 And he comes out the gate.

02:22:51.000 You know, as he's older, he definitely doesn't give a fuck anymore.

02:22:53.000 He just wants to take your head off.

02:22:55.000 Second round, not on my watch, bro.

02:22:57.000 Look at him.

02:22:57.000 He's looking for that hammer.

02:22:58.000 Look at that right hand.

02:23:00.000 Fedor's just got that left hand loose and that right hand balled the fuck up.

02:23:03.000 Dude, I didn't think Pico was ever going to lose again, so I don't know what's going to happen.

02:23:07.000 Hey, man, anything can happen.

02:23:08.000 It's still one of the greatest heavyweights of all time.

02:23:11.000 And Ryan Bader is a better fighter than he's ever been.

02:23:15.000 And really slick, man.

02:23:16.000 He's smart.

02:23:17.000 He's smart in his approach.

02:23:19.000 Oh!

02:23:20.000 That's him!

02:23:22.000 Oh!

02:23:24.000 Oh, Ryan Bader!

02:23:26.000 What's up, bro?

02:23:27.000 That was beautiful!

02:23:28.000 What did I tell you?

02:23:30.000 One shot!

02:23:31.000 I told you!

02:23:32.000 Dude!

02:23:32.000 Holy shit, his left hook!

02:23:33.000 Fucking Eddie!

02:23:34.000 Called it, dude.

02:23:35.000 Dude, he's got a sneaky left hook.

02:23:37.000 It's like almost a jab.

02:23:38.000 Dude, think about what he's done this fucking tournament.

02:23:40.000 Start Lockdown King Moe, beat Mitrione, Fuckin' I just starch fuckin' Fedor.

02:23:46.000 No one starches Fedor.

02:23:48.000 Dude, he busted his eye open too.

02:23:49.000 Dude, he fucked him up.

02:23:51.000 And it was a weird left hook.

02:23:52.000 It was almost like it looked like it started out as a jab and then turned over at the end.

02:23:56.000 That Arizona State left hook?

02:23:58.000 Like how Rose knocked out Ioana.

02:24:01.000 Correct, sir.

02:24:02.000 Yes.

02:24:02.000 I want to see that.

02:24:04.000 Holy shit.

02:24:05.000 Call that the top shelf.

02:24:07.000 Goddamn.

02:24:07.000 That's where Grandma keeps the cookies, Eddie.

02:24:08.000 I'm trying to tell you guys.

02:24:09.000 You guys don't listen.

02:24:10.000 Top shelf, huh?

02:24:12.000 Damn.

02:24:13.000 Look at this.

02:24:13.000 Let's watch this.

02:24:14.000 Watch this left hand.

02:24:15.000 Boop!

02:24:16.000 Look at this.

02:24:16.000 It's almost like a jab.

02:24:18.000 He dropped the shoulder down.

02:24:20.000 It almost looked like he was going to fake the single.

02:24:22.000 Boom!

02:24:22.000 Yeah, look at that again.

02:24:24.000 Boop!

02:24:24.000 Bing!

02:24:25.000 So crazy.

02:24:26.000 Good for him.

02:24:27.000 Get down!

02:24:28.000 Boom!

02:24:28.000 Get down!

02:24:29.000 That's a good stopper.

02:24:30.000 That's a good stopper.

02:24:32.000 He touched two shots.

02:24:32.000 Gosh!

02:24:35.000 Yeah, boom!

02:24:36.000 That was almost like that Dan Anderson Bisping shot.

02:24:39.000 That extra shot.

02:24:40.000 Do you think that's evident?

02:24:42.000 Watch this again.

02:24:42.000 Is that evidence that Fedor just can't take a shot or is it a perfect punch?

02:24:45.000 Or is it both?

02:24:46.000 I think it's both.

02:24:48.000 I think it's more.

02:24:50.000 He's also 40. It's a little bit of that.

02:24:52.000 It's a little bit of both.

02:24:53.000 But damn, that's a perfect punch.

02:24:55.000 He dropped his shoulder down almost like he was going to jab to the body.

02:24:58.000 Right?

02:24:59.000 Yeah, it looked like almost a shot jab.

02:25:02.000 Bam!

02:25:03.000 Dude, Fedor's about to get...

02:25:05.000 Paid!

02:25:05.000 So what happens now?

02:25:06.000 He's a free agent.

02:25:07.000 They gotta pay the man.

02:25:08.000 Wow.

02:25:08.000 Look at the heavyweight KOs.

02:25:09.000 Light heavyweight champ.

02:25:10.000 KOs Fader with a left-right.

02:25:12.000 Shout out to Ryan Bader.

02:25:14.000 Fuck yes.

02:25:15.000 Congratulations, sir.

02:25:16.000 Man.

02:25:16.000 Is part of you sad to watch Fader get cracked like that?

02:25:19.000 No.

02:25:20.000 Wow.

02:25:20.000 Interesting.

02:25:21.000 Well, just because I'm up.

02:25:22.000 Bader's my buddy.

02:25:23.000 I told you guys.

02:25:24.000 You guys wouldn't listen.

02:25:25.000 You did call it, dude.

02:25:26.000 Eddie's texting everybody.

02:25:27.000 You ain't tweeting that right now.

02:25:28.000 He's texting everybody.

02:25:29.000 Told you, bitch.

02:25:29.000 Told you, motherfuckers.

02:25:31.000 No, at a certain point, you just can't take shots.

02:25:34.000 You just can't.

02:25:35.000 You get hit.

02:25:36.000 That was a nice shot, but it didn't appear to me that it was the...

02:25:41.000 Heaviest shot ever.

02:25:43.000 I hate to say I told you so to anybody, but to young fighters, this kind of shit is what I'm always trying to point out.

02:25:50.000 Don't get caught up in the moment.

02:25:53.000 Don't get caught up in wars.

02:25:54.000 Because every one of those will eventually, there's going to come a time when that credit card bill is going to come.

02:26:00.000 And you got all these charges, and you don't have the money anymore.

02:26:03.000 You're going to have to pay eventually.

02:26:05.000 There's no way around it.

02:26:06.000 And if you fight a smart, calculated fight, like who the fuck gets hit the least in MMA? You could definitely say Askren.

02:26:14.000 Wonderboy, Stylebender.

02:26:15.000 Askren.

02:26:16.000 Askren.

02:26:16.000 Well, Wonderboy's been dropped twice by Woodley.

02:26:17.000 Demetrius Johnson at the highest level, but for a long time he's hard to hit.

02:26:21.000 I think Askren's probably the number one, but he's never fought anybody at the caliber of the UFC, like in their prime.

02:26:27.000 He's gonna now.

02:26:28.000 We're gonna find out.

02:26:29.000 But just avoid it.

02:26:31.000 Whatever you can do.

02:26:32.000 Again, Jon Jones really doesn't take damage either.

02:26:35.000 He's so calculated and just such a fucking beast.

02:26:38.000 For the young fighters, too, the other thing is you do all that work in the gym.

02:26:43.000 All that work.

02:26:44.000 And then you're...

02:26:55.000 Cyborg versus Nunez.

02:26:57.000 Yes, there you go.

02:26:58.000 Same thing.

02:26:59.000 Didn't respect the game.

02:27:00.000 Thought she could just steamroll her.

02:27:02.000 Walked towards her.

02:27:02.000 She was going to blow her out of the water.

02:27:04.000 Pinned her up against a cage.

02:27:05.000 And Nunez ca-ca-ca-rapped her.

02:27:07.000 Correct.

02:27:08.000 And that's what happens.

02:27:09.000 You learn.

02:27:10.000 This is one person fighting on a narrative and fighting on emotions and trying to just overwhelm someone.

02:27:17.000 And the other person responding and catching someone while there's these openings.

02:27:21.000 Exactly.

02:27:22.000 Aaron Pico, same thing.

02:27:23.000 I mean, he was pressing forward, pressing forward, and he gets hit with that fucking haymaker of a right hand.

02:27:30.000 Dude, you think that's Fedor's side piece, or is that his translator?

02:27:33.000 She's with him everywhere.

02:27:35.000 Translator.

02:27:35.000 She's the translator.

02:27:38.000 I'm very impressed.

02:27:40.000 How can you not be impressed?

02:27:42.000 What's next for Bader, though?

02:27:44.000 How much did he weigh for this fight?

02:27:46.000 240?

02:27:47.000 Was he 240?

02:27:48.000 I don't know.

02:27:49.000 I think 230. Let's find out.

02:27:51.000 See if Jamie gets the weigh-in results.

02:27:53.000 He looks good.

02:27:54.000 What's he going to do?

02:27:55.000 He's a solid fucking 230, I'll tell you that.

02:27:57.000 That's a legit heavyweight.

02:27:58.000 I mean, he can definitely make 205. 205?

02:28:02.000 No.

02:28:02.000 I mean, that's what it has here.

02:28:03.000 Oh, no, that's right.

02:28:04.000 See official Bellator weigh-ins.

02:28:07.000 See if they have it.

02:28:09.000 There's his wifey.

02:28:11.000 He's super pumped, man.

02:28:12.000 He's a champ champ now.

02:28:13.000 Scott Coker in the house.

02:28:14.000 And he's a free agent.

02:28:15.000 Bet on himself.

02:28:16.000 What is that?

02:28:16.000 He's the heavyweight Grand Prix champ?

02:28:18.000 Is that what that is?

02:28:19.000 Heavyweight champ.

02:28:20.000 And light heavyweight.

02:28:21.000 And light heavyweight.

02:28:22.000 227. Okay.

02:28:25.000 So, kind of a light heavyweight.

02:28:27.000 Kind of light.

02:28:28.000 Yeah.

02:28:30.000 Oh, he's got three belts.

02:28:31.000 What happened there?

02:28:31.000 I don't know.

02:28:32.000 I think he gave him another one.

02:28:33.000 Have another one, bro, because that was awesome.

02:28:34.000 Oh, that one has jewels on it.

02:28:36.000 That one's better than the UFC belt.

02:28:37.000 The new UFC belt?

02:28:38.000 Doo-doo.

02:28:39.000 Yeah.

02:28:40.000 I wonder why they changed it.

02:28:42.000 Just to mix it up?

02:28:43.000 But why?

02:28:44.000 I don't know.

02:28:45.000 I like the old ones.

02:28:46.000 And here's the thing now.

02:28:48.000 If you're champ, so let's say Tony becomes champ and he gets that belt, they don't give you another belt.

02:28:53.000 They just add another stone to it.

02:28:55.000 Budget cuts.

02:28:57.000 Was it real?

02:28:58.000 That's the word.

02:28:59.000 That's the rumor.

02:28:59.000 You don't get a new belt.

02:29:00.000 They just add stones to your belt.

02:29:01.000 I swear to God, I would negotiate that in my contract.

02:29:04.000 You've got to give me another fucking belt.

02:29:05.000 I want the old belt.

02:29:06.000 I want a legacy belt.

02:29:07.000 Those old belts are so sick.

02:29:09.000 Best belt of all time.

02:29:11.000 Maybe I just don't like change, but I look at them like, God, that looks like we went a step back.

02:29:14.000 It's like when Porsche went from the 993...

02:29:17.000 To the 996. Yeah.

02:29:19.000 Those goofy headlights.

02:29:20.000 Those weird lights.

02:29:21.000 The long ones.

02:29:22.000 Only 1,200 people understand what the hell that means.

02:29:24.000 And then Porsche went like this.

02:29:26.000 Then Porsche went like this.

02:29:27.000 1,200.

02:29:27.000 A lot more.

02:29:28.000 But you know what's great about Porsche?

02:29:29.000 My bad.

02:29:30.000 Let's round them up again.

02:29:31.000 You guys like those?

02:29:31.000 We'll round them up again.

02:29:32.000 UFC goes, fuck that.

02:29:33.000 You guys are going to take this shit.

02:29:34.000 Yeah, we got an octagon belt motherfucker.

02:29:36.000 You love the UFC. Love the UFC, yeah.

02:29:39.000 Not the belt, though.

02:29:40.000 How can you not love the UFC? Are belts necessary?

02:29:45.000 I like them, right?

02:29:46.000 Of course.

02:29:46.000 Look how he did that.

02:29:48.000 Look how he did that.

02:29:50.000 Very interesting.

02:29:51.000 Dude, how about Fedor didn't throw one punch?

02:29:54.000 No, he caught him perfect, man.

02:29:55.000 I want to see that one more.

02:29:57.000 Watch how he does this.

02:29:57.000 I really like this.

02:29:59.000 Dips his left shoulder and loops it in a weird arc, man.

02:30:03.000 Watch this.

02:30:03.000 Boom!

02:30:05.000 Like half a jab, half a hook.

02:30:07.000 It was like this, right?

02:30:09.000 Wasn't it like this?

02:30:10.000 Boom!

02:30:10.000 It was like this.

02:30:12.000 Long.

02:30:12.000 And he caught him at the very end of it.

02:30:14.000 I kind of want to hear what he's saying.

02:30:15.000 Yeah.

02:30:16.000 I don't think they'll let us.

02:30:17.000 What if he gets on there and he's like, DC, you fucking pussy.

02:30:20.000 You absolutely suck.

02:30:21.000 John, John, Mr. Pico, come get some.

02:30:25.000 Just drops the ultimate fucking...

02:30:27.000 Yeah.

02:30:28.000 I think he's probably...

02:30:29.000 If I was him...

02:30:30.000 He's real humble.

02:30:31.000 I think I'd probably say I'm super thankful.

02:30:34.000 I want to thank my team.

02:30:35.000 And it was an honor to fight Fedor.

02:30:37.000 Thanks a lot.

02:30:37.000 Now pay me.

02:30:38.000 I don't think he's going to say that on the mic, man.

02:30:40.000 He's too smart.

02:30:41.000 Pay me.

02:30:41.000 No, he's really smart.

02:30:42.000 And, look, good-looking guy.

02:30:45.000 Articulate.

02:30:45.000 He's knocking motherfuckers out like Fedor.

02:30:48.000 I mean, that's a real heavyweight champion.

02:30:49.000 You want that guy as your champ.

02:30:51.000 Dude, he has so many belts on him right now.

02:30:52.000 And that one has diamonds on him.

02:30:53.000 Might want to put those down so you could use your hands.

02:30:55.000 No, don't, dude.

02:30:56.000 I'd wrap them all around my neck so I can't see.

02:30:59.000 Put one on your head like a turban?

02:31:01.000 Yeah.

02:31:01.000 And put the other on my face and talk to them like...

02:31:03.000 Hey, you guys want to go see Fabrizio Verdun versus Gordon Ryan?

02:31:07.000 I can't.

02:31:08.000 I can't go to Mexico.

02:31:10.000 No, it's not in Mexico.

02:31:11.000 It's in LA. We moved it.

02:31:12.000 I thought it was in Mexico.

02:31:13.000 It's not in LA. When?

02:31:15.000 Friday, February 22nd.

02:31:17.000 It's going to be on Fight Pass.

02:31:18.000 That's a great fucking fight.

02:31:20.000 Yeah.

02:31:20.000 And Josh Barnett.

02:31:21.000 It's a four-man tournament.

02:31:22.000 Josh Barnett, Rustam Chiziev, who fought Gordon Ryan in the finals of EBI 6. That's where Gordon Ryan was born.

02:31:32.000 He won the absolute of EBI. That was EBI 6. That was his first tournament.

02:31:36.000 This is combat jiu-jitsu?

02:31:37.000 Combat jiu-jitsu.

02:31:38.000 Barnett's about to slap a bitch.

02:31:39.000 So it's Barnett, Rustam, Gordon, Fabricio, four-man tournament.

02:31:44.000 That would be sick.

02:31:46.000 It's going to be fucking crazy.

02:31:48.000 It's an amazing tournament.

02:31:49.000 Yeah, it's going to be crazy, dude.

02:31:51.000 Because Josh Barnett just got beat by Gordon Ryan, too.

02:31:54.000 He got triangled.

02:31:55.000 There could be a rematch there, and Rustam, now he was in the finals, and Gordon beat him in the finals of the absolute EBI 6. So there's two potential rematches alone, but then on top of that, you got Fabricio Verdun versus Gordon Ryan in round one.

02:32:10.000 Dude, I think Gordon Ryan is obviously the best thing in jiu-jitsu, but he wants to do MMA too?

02:32:16.000 With his personality, his skill set, I think he's going to take over MMA too.

02:32:20.000 He's a motherfucker.

02:32:21.000 Well, it seems like Donaher is guiding him the right way too.

02:32:25.000 Donaher is telling him, like, you're going to learn how to strike first.

02:32:28.000 You're not going to go in there without any skills.

02:32:30.000 Enjoy that.

02:32:31.000 You're going to get better at that.

02:32:32.000 His jiu-jitsu is going to be, you know...

02:32:36.000 It's going to be good for him.

02:32:37.000 You know what?

02:32:37.000 He'll do fine because if you watch his last few fights, he likes to mount.

02:32:41.000 He's not like this big leg locker.

02:32:43.000 He's an expert at leg locks.

02:32:44.000 He's got that whole system down.

02:32:46.000 But he likes to mount, underjack, and get arm triangles.

02:32:49.000 And that's perfect for MMA. Arm triangles in MMA, that's one of the...

02:32:53.000 You have to be a savage with arm triangles if you're fighting MMA. Plus his personality.

02:32:59.000 He's a star.

02:33:00.000 He's a star.

02:33:01.000 Yeah.

02:33:02.000 Well, he's a handsome kid.

02:33:03.000 He's got a 28-pack.

02:33:05.000 Tattoo on his chest.

02:33:07.000 Tattoo on his chest.

02:33:08.000 Might have the most ridiculous six-pack of all time.

02:33:10.000 Him and Wiz Khalifa should have a six-pack off.

02:33:13.000 Dude, Wiz Khalifa is the size of this might.

02:33:15.000 He doesn't count.

02:33:16.000 It's true.

02:33:16.000 It doesn't count, but he's got a ridiculous six-pack.

02:33:18.000 It's like saying that the starving kids in Africa are shredded.

02:33:20.000 Are you guys going to be in town Friday, February 22nd?

02:33:23.000 Dude, I think I'm in town.

02:33:24.000 If I'm in town, I'm 100% there.

02:33:25.000 Mike Tyson's going to be there.

02:33:27.000 You know, he's part sponsor.

02:33:29.000 Oh, damn.

02:33:29.000 His reach...

02:33:31.000 Well, the guy that's his partner in that owns Copper Gel.

02:33:37.000 Yeah, they gave me some of that.

02:33:38.000 Yeah, so Copper Gel is sponsoring.

02:33:39.000 That stuff is legit.

02:33:40.000 That's a CBD. Look at him.

02:33:41.000 Look at him.

02:33:41.000 Look at his six-pack.

02:33:42.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:33:44.000 I'm not lying.

02:33:45.000 No, I know he's shredded, but you compare him to Wiz Khalifa.

02:33:48.000 Wait, you see Wiz Khalifa.

02:33:48.000 No, but he doesn't count.

02:33:50.000 Stop.

02:33:51.000 Stop and give the man his propers.

02:33:53.000 Let's see Wiz.

02:33:54.000 Wiz Khalid.

02:33:54.000 Show me that one with his super...

02:33:56.000 No, no, no.

02:33:57.000 Not like Wiz.

02:33:58.000 No, Wiz has muscles.

02:33:59.000 Like thick ass.

02:34:00.000 He got in that TRT program?

02:34:02.000 I don't know.

02:34:09.000 Look at him!

02:34:09.000 Seriously!

02:34:10.000 Holy shit!

02:34:11.000 I told you bitches!

02:34:12.000 Damn!

02:34:13.000 I told you bitches!

02:34:14.000 He's got a three pack, but they're like jumbo.

02:34:16.000 He's bodied up.

02:34:17.000 But they don't separate in the middle.

02:34:19.000 That's a solid six pack.

02:34:20.000 They're so dense.

02:34:22.000 All he's doing is Muay Thai.

02:34:23.000 He does Muay Thai like crazy.

02:34:25.000 Put on 30 pounds of weight.

02:34:27.000 The Muay Thai do that to you.

02:34:28.000 Yeah, you gotta go to the right taco shop for lunch.

02:34:33.000 Fuck.

02:34:34.000 He is fucking good.

02:34:35.000 Yeah, but Gordon Ryan's is even more impressive.

02:34:37.000 And also, Gordon Ryan is 230 pounds.

02:34:39.000 And he doesn't have to go chocolate body.

02:34:41.000 You can consider that.

02:34:42.000 That's true.

02:34:43.000 What does he weigh now?

02:34:44.000 He's probably 225 now.

02:34:47.000 Didn't he do something crazy and get down at like 170, like just within a year or two ago for a tournament?

02:34:52.000 Well, yeah, he used to be, he used to fight at 170. That's crazy.

02:34:56.000 Yeah, and then he decided to bulk up.

02:34:58.000 How many picos?

02:35:00.000 All of them?

02:35:01.000 No comment.

02:35:01.000 Who's testing?

02:35:03.000 Nobody's testing.

02:35:04.000 That's the thing, though.

02:35:05.000 If you've got Picos and you're USADA, you're good.

02:35:07.000 Here's the thing.

02:35:07.000 If you are a young guy and you're indulging in various ways to enhance your physical recovery, and then you get off of that stuff, you're going to have an adaptation period.

02:35:17.000 And that adaptation period, I mean, this is an issue.

02:35:22.000 Hold on.

02:35:22.000 Why is it an issue, Joe?

02:35:23.000 It's not an issue.

02:35:24.000 Well, the issue is your performance is going to suffer.

02:35:27.000 Oh, you're saying if you get off it.

02:35:28.000 If you're on it and you get off of it, he's a young guy, if he's on it.

02:35:33.000 We're assuming he's on it.

02:35:34.000 We don't know.

02:35:35.000 Gordon?

02:35:36.000 Yeah.

02:35:36.000 Oh, I don't know.

02:35:37.000 Yeah.

02:35:37.000 What would you say?

02:35:38.000 He could just have phenomenal genetics.

02:35:39.000 Yeah.

02:35:40.000 Okay.

02:35:41.000 All jokes aside, if you do find someone, though, not him, let's say someone else.

02:35:45.000 Let's say he just has phenomenal genetics.

02:35:45.000 Take anybody else, yeah.

02:35:47.000 Someone else that does it.

02:35:48.000 If they do do it, and they're doing it in an untested form, like submission grappling.

02:35:52.000 Correct.

02:35:53.000 Why wouldn't you do it if you're on that?

02:35:54.000 You can get away with whatever you want.

02:35:56.000 Correct, Eddie?

02:35:56.000 There's no testing.

02:35:57.000 General.

02:35:58.000 You guys test like them.

02:36:00.000 Speaking completely honestly, we know for a fact that some competitors are indulging.

02:36:05.000 I don't know that.

02:36:09.000 I would say yes.

02:36:12.000 I'm sure some are.

02:36:13.000 We know for sure some are.

02:36:18.000 I don't want to accuse any individuals, but we know for sure some are.

02:36:22.000 When you do have that situation where someone is on something and then they get off of something, then you have this adaptation period where their body's not producing testosterone as much anymore.

02:36:33.000 They're going to have to get on something else in order to kickstart it back up.

02:36:35.000 But he can do that.

02:36:36.000 He can do that.

02:36:37.000 But here's the thing, too.

02:36:39.000 You know, with this John Jones thing and the picogram thing, and he did test positive now with Vada, right?

02:36:44.000 And they still allow him to fight.

02:36:45.000 Well, now, let's say you are a jutsu guy who comes to the UFC, and you did do stuff prior, and those picograms get flagged?

02:36:53.000 Right.

02:36:54.000 What do you do?

02:36:55.000 It depends entirely on what you're doing.

02:36:57.000 It depends entirely on who you are, Joe.

02:36:59.000 Well, no.

02:37:00.000 With USADA, it does not.

02:37:01.000 It depends entirely on what you're doing.

02:37:03.000 Now, in terms of whether or not you get punished twice for the same crime...

02:37:09.000 So if they can prove exactly the same way they proved with John, one of the things that's happening is that the testing is getting far better.

02:37:15.000 So they can test you for stuff now that a year ago was absolutely impossible.

02:37:19.000 For sure.

02:37:20.000 So the threshold right now that they were saying, this is where it's confusing to me, the threshold that they tested John was supposed to be more stringent than VADA. Yes, and then the night of the fight, this is where it gets weird to me.

02:37:34.000 The night of the fight, the commission tested them, all the same period, same piss.

02:37:38.000 Commission, USADA, and VADA all tested them, same piss.

02:37:42.000 USADA didn't report anything.

02:37:44.000 Commission didn't report anything, right?

02:37:46.000 Andy Foster cleared them to fight.

02:37:47.000 But then VADA did.

02:37:49.000 Does VADA have better testing now?

02:37:50.000 It's all the same.

02:37:51.000 So how's that possible?

02:37:53.000 So you think shenanigans?

02:37:54.000 With USADA, yes.

02:37:55.000 I think it's shenanigans.

02:37:56.000 Here's the other thing, Joe.

02:37:58.000 Here's what no one talks about.

02:38:13.000 Right, but do you understand that he's not testing positive for the actual steroids?

02:38:21.000 Again, that doesn't matter.

02:38:22.000 It's a metabolite.

02:38:23.000 But in the rule book, it doesn't say that.

02:38:24.000 Is that what it says?

02:38:25.000 Yeah, it says, if you test pod, regardless what it is, we cannot grant you the license to compete.

02:38:33.000 Interesting.

02:38:33.000 Which is interesting to me.

02:38:35.000 Now, I'm not saying they should.

02:38:36.000 This is why they don't suspend.

02:38:38.000 This is why I honestly think why they're doing this.

02:38:40.000 Because they don't know exactly how this is happening.

02:38:43.000 I think they have their theories, which, you know, it works right now.

02:38:47.000 But ultimately, they don't really know what's going on.

02:38:49.000 So if they were to suspend John, and he's really not taking shit, he could sue the fuck out of him.

02:38:53.000 So I think that's what's going on.

02:38:54.000 Well, there's that, and then there's also this concept of double jeopardy, that they've already punished him for having this stuff in his system.

02:38:59.000 There's no indication that he has recently taken it.

02:39:02.000 That's not the rules though, Joe.

02:39:04.000 I understand, but they're making the rules up as they go along.

02:39:06.000 Which is an issue, because if this was Corey Anderson, phenomenal fighter, not the same drawing power as John, what happens to a guy like that?

02:39:13.000 That's where it's scary.

02:39:13.000 What's the argument?

02:39:14.000 Even if they're making it up as they go along, the parameters are changing.

02:39:17.000 So the ability to test things is changing.

02:39:20.000 So if someone takes, say, you take creatine, the creatine is tainted, and you have some forbidden substance in your system, and it's supposed to only stay in your system for six months if it's this certain stuff.

02:39:32.000 But now the testing gets better.

02:39:34.000 And so now instead of...

02:39:53.000 It's time served.

02:39:54.000 This is the only argument for the John Jones thing that makes sense, is that you don't want to punish a guy for something you've already punished him for if you've proven that this is what he took.

02:40:06.000 But the rule book is, you can only compete when you pass the test.

02:40:11.000 Have you read this rule book?

02:40:12.000 Yes.

02:40:13.000 I had a discussion this morning.

02:40:15.000 Me and Chael went back and forth on text.

02:40:16.000 How does Chael feel about this?

02:40:18.000 What does he think?

02:40:19.000 He shouldn't be allowed to compete because it's still showing up.

02:40:23.000 No matter whether you meant to take it or not, the rule is if you do not pass the test, we can't grant you a license to fight.

02:40:30.000 That is the rule that is explained to most all the fighters except for John.

02:40:33.000 The real problem would be is what if it's proven at some point in time, let's just say a big for if, what if rather, what if it's proven one time that they can tell if you've ever taken anything, ever, your whole life?

02:40:45.000 And they just disqualify anyone forever, even if it's an accidental test.

02:40:49.000 But if that happens...

02:40:50.000 I know.

02:40:50.000 It's a problem.

02:40:51.000 You won't have a sport.

02:40:51.000 This thing is a weird thing.

02:40:53.000 This pulsating thing of the metabolite, they don't really understand it.

02:40:55.000 Here's where it's weird.

02:40:56.000 It makes no sense with our USADA testing.

02:40:58.000 The USADA testing, their parameters are based off Olympic testing, right?

02:41:02.000 Based off suspending guys two to four years.

02:41:05.000 You know how fucked up that is to do a fighter like Josh Barnett?

02:41:08.000 So how small is your window?

02:41:10.000 We're not the Olympics.

02:41:11.000 It doesn't come every four years.

02:41:12.000 Right.

02:41:12.000 It's such a small window.

02:41:13.000 You suspend these guys for two to four years?

02:41:16.000 It's fucking silly.

02:41:17.000 Right, but here's the other question.

02:41:18.000 What do you do, but if a guy does juice and he hurts someone and gets away with it, and then you catch him, like you've been trying to catch him and then you catch him, how much should you suspend him for?

02:41:29.000 Say if you got a guy who's...

02:41:31.000 Hired some Victor Conte type individual back when Victor was doing this with the Clear.

02:41:36.000 And he hires some guy, and this guy gets him on some shit that no one knows what it is, and he's just running through people.

02:41:41.000 And he's looking like Yoel Romero and smashing people.

02:41:44.000 You mean Vitor Belvoir?

02:41:45.000 And everybody's like, I don't buy it.

02:41:47.000 Something's wrong.

02:41:48.000 And then one day you catch him.

02:41:50.000 So you shouldn't have a career ever again?

02:41:51.000 I don't know what you should do.

02:41:52.000 Not four years.

02:41:53.000 That's ridiculous.

02:41:54.000 Because we're going based off Olympic curriculum.

02:41:57.000 The real question is how many people are cheating, right?

02:42:00.000 And what should the punishment be?

02:42:02.000 Should it be based on how many people are cheating or should it be based on the philosophy we're trying to get cheating out of the sport?

02:42:07.000 I don't know.

02:42:08.000 Are you ever going to get it out?

02:42:10.000 Do you wish that the Japanese were super crazy strict about steroids back before Pride?

02:42:19.000 No.

02:42:21.000 As a fan, no way.

02:42:23.000 All those fights wouldn't have happened.

02:42:26.000 Anderson was making a point the other day, an irrational point, for letting a guy like him take something so that he could recover.

02:42:33.000 Because he's 40 years old.

02:42:34.000 He still enjoys fighting.

02:42:35.000 But his body doesn't produce testosterone the right way anymore.

02:42:38.000 Correct.

02:42:38.000 He's been trained.

02:42:38.000 He's beaten.

02:42:39.000 They tried that for a while.

02:42:40.000 Remember, they made that.

02:42:41.000 It was legal for a while.

02:42:42.000 Vitor fucked it all up.

02:42:43.000 And Overeem.

02:42:45.000 Overeem and Vitor, they're like, bro.

02:42:46.000 I gotta piss.

02:42:47.000 Overeem didn't have a testosterone use exemption.

02:42:49.000 Vitor did.

02:42:50.000 Vitor did it legitimately.

02:42:52.000 Dan Henderson did it legitimately.

02:42:53.000 There's a few other guys that did it.

02:42:54.000 With Vitor, they're like, alright.

02:42:56.000 I'm not sure what the doctors know, right?

02:42:59.000 You show what the doctors know?

02:43:00.000 It's way worse.

02:43:01.000 Yeah.

02:43:02.000 It's way worse.

02:43:03.000 They don't test you.

02:43:04.000 And they didn't let anybody know.

02:43:04.000 It was totally legal.

02:43:06.000 Just like insiders knew.

02:43:07.000 Oh, we knew.

02:43:08.000 Yeah, like the insiders.

02:43:09.000 I remember there was a guy in our gym.

02:43:12.000 They're like, he got a TRT pass.

02:43:13.000 We're like...

02:43:14.000 Fuck, man!

02:43:15.000 But you have to be kind of a big name.

02:43:17.000 You have to be in with Dana and Lorenzo.

02:43:19.000 You can always be a guy.

02:43:22.000 If they had big veins on their bicep and on their shoulder they had that little spider vein, you're like, that motherfucker's on TV. We were so jealous, man.

02:43:30.000 I was like, I want a TRT exam.

02:43:31.000 How do you get it?

02:43:32.000 Like, you gotta know someone deep inside.

02:43:34.000 Oh, you have to be fucking co-op.

02:43:35.000 And no one believed it.

02:43:36.000 It was like a conspiracy theory.

02:43:38.000 It was like, no way!

02:43:39.000 They allow it.

02:43:39.000 He goes, yeah, dude, if you have a doctor's note, you could fucking do TRT. And why not?

02:43:44.000 And no one would believe it.

02:43:45.000 It was like, dude, you're full of shit.

02:43:47.000 It was a tinfoil hat conspiracy.

02:43:49.000 Yeah.

02:43:50.000 Now I think the conspiracy's all with USADA. It's been such a shit show.

02:43:54.000 It just got exploited and everybody was jumping on that doctor's note.

02:43:57.000 With TRT? Yeah.

02:43:59.000 100%.

02:43:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:44:00.000 And then they put a stop to it.

02:44:01.000 For a while there, it was fucking legal.

02:44:03.000 Sure was.

02:44:04.000 How crazy is that?

02:44:05.000 Hell yeah.

02:44:05.000 And it was awesome.

02:44:05.000 Oh yeah, he had a doctor's mouth.

02:44:07.000 But it was awesome.

02:44:08.000 And now it's two straight and it's fucking things up and guys have to do other shit and they're getting caught.

02:44:12.000 How would you like it if you got to be the president of MMA? You were the fucking godfather.

02:44:20.000 USADA kick rocks.

02:44:21.000 It's just making it more complicated.

02:44:22.000 We'll put the money elsewhere.

02:44:24.000 It's obviously not really working.

02:44:25.000 What do you do about steroid testing?

02:44:26.000 I kind of do a how Bellator, yeah.

02:44:28.000 How does Bellator do it?

02:44:30.000 Just has the commission do it.

02:44:31.000 What does that mean?

02:44:33.000 It means you've got to be a moron to get caught by the commission.

02:44:36.000 So if you're going to do shit, you've got to be clean.

02:44:38.000 Wait a minute, I didn't know this.

02:44:39.000 So if there wasn't a USADA... Each state would have their own...

02:44:43.000 The commission would be responsible for it.

02:44:47.000 Correct.

02:44:47.000 And what is it?

02:44:48.000 They just don't know how to do them right?

02:44:50.000 They don't do it as strict.

02:44:51.000 You get tested.

02:44:52.000 They don't do it weeks before.

02:44:53.000 They don't come randomly.

02:44:54.000 You get tests when you weigh in or the day of the fight and after the fight.

02:44:58.000 And so what did fighters used to do?

02:45:00.000 They could get it out of their system?

02:45:01.000 They could tailor it off, yeah.

02:45:02.000 Oh, really?

02:45:03.000 But there were certain states like L.A. or New Jersey were super strict.

02:45:07.000 So guys like Chael Sonny got caught in California.

02:45:09.000 What happened to the Keith Brown fight?

02:45:11.000 Oh, I don't know.

02:45:13.000 Keith Thurman.

02:45:14.000 He fought tonight on Fox.

02:45:15.000 Is that over?

02:45:16.000 It should be over.

02:45:17.000 It started at 6. Maybe not.

02:45:19.000 Maybe there's some fights on before it.

02:45:21.000 There was, but...

02:45:22.000 It's midnight on the East Coast.

02:45:24.000 Fox has done so.

02:45:26.000 Keith Thurman, it is?

02:45:28.000 I'll check.

02:45:30.000 Was it on Fox?

02:45:32.000 Is that what it was?

02:45:32.000 Or was it ESPN? It's over?

02:45:34.000 Who won?

02:45:36.000 I'm trying to find...

02:45:37.000 What'd you guys talk about?

02:45:38.000 Japanese tweeted your boys back tonight.

02:45:40.000 Oh, he won?

02:45:41.000 Whoa, hold on.

02:45:41.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

02:45:43.000 Keith tweeted that?

02:45:44.000 Yeah, it retains title.

02:45:45.000 Yeah, it was a good fight for him, for God's sakes.

02:45:47.000 Now everyone wants to see him versus Earl Spence.

02:45:49.000 But Earl Spence fight Mikey Garcia.

02:45:50.000 I asked Brendan if he was the king or the president of MMA, what would he do about the steroid situation?

02:45:57.000 And he said he would get rid of USADA. Correct.

02:45:59.000 And then have the commission test, which basically means that all you got to do is just be...

02:46:09.000 It's a stupid idiot test.

02:46:11.000 You're still going to do shit, but night of the fight, you're clean.

02:46:15.000 Night of the fight, you're clean.

02:46:16.000 But if you're clean the night of the fight, wouldn't that be a...

02:46:19.000 Clean from a piss test.

02:46:21.000 Oh, okay.

02:46:22.000 Is that how they used to do it?

02:46:25.000 That's how they did it when I fought.

02:46:26.000 When Alistair fought Brock, he was clean.

02:46:29.000 You know, he tested clean.

02:46:30.000 Yeah.

02:46:30.000 Because it was a very simple urine test.

02:46:32.000 It was like Quest Labs type shit.

02:46:34.000 If you get a job at UPS, they're not checking you for mushrooms.

02:46:37.000 Yeah.

02:46:40.000 So you would just have the commission do it.

02:46:42.000 It was a better sport then!

02:46:43.000 Yeah.

02:46:45.000 So that's how Bellator does it.

02:46:46.000 They just don't really...

02:46:48.000 Let me ask you this.

02:46:49.000 Did anybody ever approach you and said, hey man, I think we can get you on some stuff?

02:46:55.000 Oh yeah, for sure.

02:46:56.000 How do they say it?

02:46:58.000 It was like locker room talk.

02:47:00.000 They're like, oh, I got this guy, dude.

02:47:02.000 He's great.

02:47:02.000 He does this, this, this.

02:47:03.000 I couldn't afford it.

02:47:05.000 That's how it starts, the fighters.

02:47:07.000 Or a coach would be like, hey man, you could do this, this.

02:47:10.000 I couldn't afford it though.

02:47:11.000 How much were they talking?

02:47:12.000 I don't know, because they were going through, like, a doctor, and I just remember, a doctor, I don't think he's still in business, and I remember they're like, your insurance won't cover it, so you gotta pay him cash.

02:47:24.000 I remember I asked, and I remember at the time, I was like, oh, fuck, that's a car payment, man, there's no way.

02:47:28.000 I couldn't do it.

02:47:29.000 Would I have done it?

02:47:30.000 Probably.

02:47:30.000 Yeah, probably.

02:47:32.000 Interesting.

02:47:32.000 Short window, man.

02:47:33.000 I wonder what Bob Sapp is up to lately.

02:47:36.000 That's a good question.

02:47:38.000 Fucking girls in Japan.

02:47:39.000 He's on Weedie Boxes and dressing up as Scots.

02:47:41.000 Dude, he had a real problem in Japan.

02:47:43.000 He didn't know he had to leave.

02:47:45.000 Oh, for the Yoko...

02:47:46.000 He did a K-1 fight, and they wouldn't let him sign a contract before he fought.

02:47:50.000 He's like, I'm not fighting without a contract.

02:47:52.000 And they said, first you fight, then we give you a contract.

02:47:55.000 And they were like, fuck you.

02:47:56.000 And so he walked out on the finals, and it was the end of him.

02:47:59.000 See, Bob Sapp had become a huge star in Japan.

02:48:03.000 And I don't think people in America completely understood.

02:48:06.000 I mean, he was like...

02:48:07.000 He was on literally the cereal boxes.

02:48:09.000 Big billboards.

02:48:10.000 He had fucking figurines made of him.

02:48:12.000 I mean, he's like, what is a comparable celebrity in the United States?

02:48:17.000 Like a super athlete, maybe?

02:48:20.000 Who would be big right now?

02:48:22.000 He was so big, and he was such an oddity, because he was literally 370 pounds with ass.

02:48:27.000 Do you think about those little Japanese girls just sucking them off?

02:48:30.000 Good luck, ladies.

02:48:31.000 Good luck.

02:48:32.000 God.

02:48:32.000 And he probably, yeah.

02:48:35.000 Oh, dude.

02:48:35.000 Jesus.

02:48:36.000 Can you imagine?

02:48:37.000 Yeah.

02:48:40.000 Hey man, the guy beat Ernesto Hoos twice.

02:48:43.000 Remember the sketch that we wrote?

02:48:44.000 Yes.

02:48:45.000 Designed.

02:48:45.000 Look at him.

02:48:48.000 So he's still fighting.

02:48:49.000 This was a couple years ago, yeah.

02:48:51.000 He won the MMA fight.

02:48:53.000 If he's doing well, he was a prom.

02:48:55.000 He still looks big.

02:48:56.000 Oh, he's still giant.

02:48:57.000 He's giant again.

02:48:58.000 Does he tap from mount?

02:49:00.000 No, I think he beats this guy out.

02:49:01.000 He won this fight.

02:49:02.000 He was always a little bit of a...

02:49:05.000 Damn.

02:49:05.000 He's got a belly.

02:49:06.000 But dude, when he fought Noguera, he was about as fucking scary as a human being.

02:49:10.000 Dude, he almost broke Noguera's back.

02:49:12.000 Damn, that guy's in shape that he's fighting.

02:49:15.000 He almost broke Noguera's back.

02:49:16.000 Dude, he landed him on his head.

02:49:18.000 Remember that pile driver?

02:49:19.000 Yeah.

02:49:20.000 Noguera said Noguera for a long time.

02:49:22.000 For life?

02:49:23.000 Yeah, he still fucked up for me.

02:49:25.000 Really?

02:49:25.000 He had some problems.

02:49:26.000 That's crazy, man.

02:49:28.000 Bob Sapp was so big.

02:49:30.000 So ginormous.

02:49:31.000 He was such a nightmare.

02:49:33.000 Like, what do you do with that?

02:49:34.000 And because he was on everything, his fucking cardio wasn't the worst for a guy that big.

02:49:40.000 He didn't have the best fighter's heart, but he's just such a fucking monster.

02:49:44.000 Science project.

02:49:44.000 Yeah.

02:49:45.000 But if the fight went for a long time...

02:49:47.000 Yeah, that was an issue.

02:49:49.000 The fight went for a while.

02:49:50.000 Well, you know, and after a while he took a bunch of beatings and he's like, that's enough.

02:49:54.000 Like after Cro Cop broke his eyeball.

02:49:57.000 Oh yeah, that'll do it.

02:49:57.000 Cro Cop smashed his eyeball.

02:49:59.000 Remember one eye was open more than the other eye was?

02:50:01.000 Because that orbital is fucked, man.

02:50:04.000 When people get their orbital smashed, almost always one eye is more wide.

02:50:10.000 I call it the sniper.

02:50:11.000 You don't want the fucking one eye bigger than the other.

02:50:14.000 Can you make the other one bigger?

02:50:15.000 I don't think so.

02:50:15.000 Is there surgeries?

02:50:17.000 Is there surgeries you can do?

02:50:18.000 Yeah, tell him to go in there and fucking straighten out that eyeball.

02:50:21.000 You don't want the sniper, bro.

02:50:22.000 Yeah.

02:50:23.000 I thought that was Theo Vaughn for a second.

02:50:25.000 Gender neutral haircut, son.

02:50:27.000 Gender neutral.

02:50:28.000 You don't know what I am.

02:50:30.000 That's Marky Mark.

02:50:31.000 Iron and Clothes.

02:50:32.000 Oh, this is Four Brothers.

02:50:33.000 Good movie.

02:50:34.000 All adopted.

02:50:35.000 Mom gets murdered and they have to avenge her death in Detroit, Michigan.

02:50:39.000 Oh, I remember this movie.

02:50:40.000 Look at you, dude.

02:50:42.000 You're like IMDB. Yeah, dude.

02:50:43.000 I know my movies.

02:50:44.000 You're like a database.

02:50:45.000 I know.

02:50:45.000 It's useless.

02:50:46.000 I get 90s reference for four days.

02:50:48.000 So we wrap this bitch up?

02:50:50.000 I think so, man.

02:50:50.000 Pico bummed me out.

02:50:52.000 Fedor...

02:50:53.000 Well, it didn't bum me out.

02:50:54.000 It bummed me the fuck out, dude.

02:50:55.000 It sucks for him, for sure.

02:50:56.000 I sucked him off so hard before that fight.

02:50:58.000 But for Corrales, it's a great thing.

02:51:01.000 And for martial arts, when something like that happens...

02:51:04.000 Every young fighter gets another little piece of information in his database of experiences that he can at least view.

02:51:11.000 Maybe not have, but view and put that in your mind.

02:51:14.000 Okay, this is what happens when you throw caution to the wind and you just slug it out with somebody.

02:51:19.000 When you just slug it out and you stand right in front of somebody, sometimes you get knocked out.

02:51:23.000 It's a bad idea.

02:51:26.000 I mean, he was winning the fight up until that moment.

02:51:28.000 He cracked the guy.

02:51:29.000 He had hurt him.

02:51:29.000 He looked amazing.

02:51:30.000 And then, boom.

02:51:32.000 He's standing.

02:51:32.000 I mean, he's so good, but he's still human.

02:51:35.000 And that's just the reality of being a human being that's fighting.

02:51:38.000 And I'm bummed out.

02:51:40.000 Yeah.

02:51:41.000 I get it, because you know the guy.

02:51:42.000 I get it.

02:51:44.000 I can't say...

02:51:46.000 I think those experiences, it's not good for him, right?

02:51:50.000 Because it happened and he got hurt bad.

02:51:54.000 But it's valuable for all of us to take in what happens when, you know, look, every time a guy gets knocked out, believe it or not, it's valuable for the overall database of martial arts.

02:52:06.000 Even a striker Like, Mirko Krokop has decided on at least two fights, I think, where he decided, you know what?

02:52:16.000 I think I have a better shot taking this motherfucker down and throwing elbows on the ground from the top.

02:52:22.000 You know what I mean?

02:52:23.000 That was like a strategy that he thought, you know what?

02:52:26.000 I'm getting clipped every now and then.

02:52:27.000 It's like Russian Roulette.

02:52:29.000 He's one of the greatest strikers of all time.

02:52:31.000 One of the most dangerous motherfuckers out there.

02:52:33.000 And he even got to the point where he was like, you know what?

02:52:37.000 I think I have a better shot taking this motherfucker down and smashing him.

02:52:39.000 Even Vanderlei Silva did that once or twice.

02:52:42.000 Sure.

02:52:43.000 Well, you remember when Krokop fought Randomman.

02:52:45.000 Randomman KO'd him.

02:52:46.000 And Randomman was known as more of a wrestler.

02:52:49.000 But, you know, he's a fucking stud athlete.

02:52:51.000 Well, that's why he punches you in the jaw.

02:52:53.000 This is literally why it's the best sport.

02:52:55.000 Well, it's certainly the craziest to watch.

02:52:57.000 When Pico got knocked out, we all jumped out of our chairs.

02:52:59.000 I fell on the ground.

02:53:00.000 We all walked around.

02:53:01.000 I started crawling on the ground in disbelief.

02:53:04.000 It's crazy.

02:53:04.000 It's a crazy fucking sport, man.

02:53:06.000 A crazy sport.

02:53:08.000 How crazy is it that we all work in it somehow?

02:53:11.000 What happened there?

02:53:12.000 My family is fucking still confused.

02:53:16.000 They're like, how the fuck is anybody paying you to learn how to fight?

02:53:21.000 I'm like, I don't know.

02:53:23.000 I'm pulling it off.

02:53:23.000 It's working.

02:53:24.000 My family does not, I left my family as a musician, as a pussy, who never got in any fights.

02:53:32.000 I got in a couple fights, but I wasn't known as a fighter.

02:53:36.000 Right.

02:53:36.000 You know what I mean?

02:53:37.000 I wrestled a couple years, so I thought I was cheating.

02:53:40.000 When I would fight, I would just double-leg a dude and punch him in the stomach until the teacher broke it up.

02:53:44.000 But I was never, ever considered a dangerous guy at all by my family, by my closest friends that I grew up.

02:53:51.000 So even today, they're still like, man, how did you pull that off, dude?

02:53:55.000 Like, what the fuck?

02:53:56.000 I'm like, dude, I don't know.

02:53:58.000 I got lucky.

02:53:59.000 I love it.

02:54:00.000 You paid attention to it, you know?

02:54:02.000 I got fucking lucky, dude.

02:54:03.000 It's a good path, though, because it shows everybody that if you really just learn something, you get good at it, you keep getting better at it, you keep acquiring information, testing yourself, really being obsessed with it, you eventually, one day, after years of training...

02:54:19.000 You become a fucking wizard at it.

02:54:21.000 Whatever it is, in comparison to how you were when you first started.

02:54:23.000 It doesn't matter what you do.

02:54:25.000 Like, stand-up.

02:54:26.000 Like, you doing stand-up.

02:54:28.000 Dude, you did two years in, you did a fucking Showtime special.

02:54:32.000 Me and Brian were in the back room, we were shaking our heads.

02:54:34.000 Like, two years in, you did a fucking Showtime special.

02:54:36.000 It's crazy.

02:54:37.000 That's incredible.

02:54:37.000 But you put in the fucking work, you started out, you were uncomfortable at first, you got better and better, you kept working on it, you chipped away at it, you were constantly, constantly doing sets, constantly going over your material, and you pulled it off.

02:54:50.000 You had the MMA work ethic with comedy.

02:54:52.000 Yes!

02:54:53.000 A pro-athlete work ethic.

02:54:55.000 Yeah.

02:54:56.000 But it's that thing that's good for people to see.

02:54:59.000 I know it feels bad if you're not doing anything in your life.

02:55:02.000 And it was one of the things that people do when they hate.

02:55:04.000 One of the things that people do when they hate, like if you're kicking ass, they get upset because they're not.

02:55:08.000 And they're looking at you like, you're not that good, you're not that this, you're not that that.

02:55:12.000 Sometimes those criticisms are valid.

02:55:14.000 But at the end of the day, the reason why they're expressing them as exuberantly as they are is because they find flaws in their own life that they don't like to address.

02:55:23.000 And when they see someone that's doing well, they go after them and they shit on them.

02:55:27.000 It's the hater culture.

02:55:28.000 I think it's natural.

02:55:29.000 It's natural.

02:55:30.000 Is it natural?

02:55:32.000 I'm not like that.

02:55:32.000 What I'm trying to say, though, is for all those people...

02:55:35.000 If you just...

02:55:36.000 Stop putting any energy into that.

02:55:38.000 Stop.

02:55:38.000 It doesn't help you.

02:55:40.000 I've done it before.

02:55:41.000 I did it when I was younger.

02:55:42.000 I 100% am guilty of what I'm saying.

02:55:43.000 But it's a waste.

02:55:44.000 It's a giant waste of time.

02:55:46.000 If you just get better at stuff.

02:55:48.000 Just find a thing.

02:55:49.000 Whatever that...

02:55:49.000 Focus on you.

02:55:51.000 If it's stand-up comedy.

02:55:52.000 Whatever it is.

02:55:53.000 Just find that thing and keep going.

02:55:55.000 Just keep going.

02:55:56.000 Concentrate on getting better.

02:55:57.000 My favorite is when people go, Rogan writes your shit.

02:55:59.000 I'm like, yeah.

02:56:00.000 Yeah, Rogan wrote the hour for me.

02:56:01.000 Yeah, that's exactly what he did.

02:56:02.000 Imagine if I had the time to do that.

02:56:04.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:56:05.000 That's exactly what's happening.

02:56:07.000 He's giving my perspective and he's writing it, you fucking man.

02:56:09.000 That's hysterical.

02:56:11.000 That is impossible.

02:56:12.000 Impossible.

02:56:13.000 Comedy doesn't work that way.

02:56:15.000 Well, you know who did do that, though, for a lot of guys?

02:56:17.000 Well, definitely did that for Chris Rock, was Richard Jenny.

02:56:19.000 Richard Jenny would tighten up dude's material.

02:56:22.000 You would bring him in.

02:56:23.000 You would punch it up?

02:56:24.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:56:24.000 You would go do sets, and he would sit in the back of the room, and he would watch, but hey, you gotta drop that.

02:56:29.000 You gotta drop that.

02:56:29.000 Get rid of that.

02:56:30.000 Just start it with this, and go into that.

02:56:32.000 He would give you this, and guys would just listen to him.

02:56:34.000 That's kind of cool.

02:56:37.000 Some guys have done that, you know?

02:56:38.000 Well, I've gone with Bert Kreischer.

02:56:40.000 I told him my story, and he's like, but he doesn't say, do this.

02:56:44.000 He'd go, it's too long here.

02:56:46.000 Right, right, right.

02:56:47.000 Focus on this and do this.

02:56:49.000 You do this and take the time on this.

02:56:52.000 You've always done that.

02:56:53.000 Back when I did those few open mics like 15 years ago, I remember I bombed so bad this one set in the OR that you just grabbed me and said, follow me.

02:57:04.000 And you just dragged me to the back of the parking lot.

02:57:07.000 I remember I had to tell you because I was high.

02:57:09.000 And I had to tell you why.

02:57:10.000 Because when you're high, thoughts, they're slippery.

02:57:12.000 You were so mad at me.

02:57:13.000 No, I was not mad at you.

02:57:14.000 I was never mad at you.

02:57:16.000 Not mad at me, but disappointed.

02:57:18.000 No, no, no.

02:57:18.000 I was not disappointed.

02:57:19.000 But I recognized what that was because I had done it.

02:57:21.000 I've done it before.

02:57:22.000 You went in there, it didn't go well, and then you just crashed and burned.

02:57:25.000 Yeah.

02:57:25.000 But what happened with you, which is interesting, is you got really good at talking publicly.

02:57:30.000 And as you got better at talking publicly and doing classes and teaching classes, then a transition back to stand-up comedy actually made sense.

02:57:38.000 Because now you weren't nervous at all.

02:57:40.000 Because before you were always really funny, but the hard part was you being yourself on stage.

02:57:45.000 Yeah.

02:57:45.000 That was hard.

02:57:47.000 It's still...

02:57:48.000 And I had no public speaking experience.

02:57:50.000 That's huge.

02:57:51.000 I mean, I had zero.

02:57:53.000 Zero public speaking experience.

02:57:54.000 And I knew it.

02:57:56.000 And I thought, you know what?

02:57:57.000 I'm going to have to really spend a lot of fucking time with this if I'm going to do it right.

02:58:02.000 And I just didn't want to spend the time, so I decided, you know what?

02:58:05.000 I can't do it.

02:58:06.000 Let me just focus on jujitsu.

02:58:07.000 You know what you could do?

02:58:08.000 If someone's going to do it eventually, but if you could get Joey Diaz...

02:58:14.000 For his comedy to come off on a special, like the same way he had all of us in the back of the comedy store.

02:58:20.000 We're all doing something right.

02:58:21.000 I'll tell you after the show.

02:58:22.000 I'll tell you after the show.

02:58:23.000 I got something going on.

02:58:25.000 I thought I broke my rib the next morning.

02:58:27.000 I was laughing so hard I was in tears.

02:58:29.000 Yeah, we have a plan.

02:58:30.000 My rib almost...

02:58:31.000 Yeah.

02:58:31.000 Ari and I were literally just texting right before this show started.

02:58:34.000 But I watched his Netflix special.

02:58:36.000 Not that anything's wrong with it.

02:58:37.000 He's still a fucking monster.

02:58:38.000 But if you could capture that, man.

02:58:41.000 Game over.

02:58:42.000 Best in the world.

02:58:42.000 Those Netflix specials, what they're doing is a half an hour set.

02:58:45.000 They're doing with a bunch of other people that they probably don't work with a lot.

02:58:48.000 And they have two shots.

02:58:49.000 They have the first show and then they have the second show.

02:58:51.000 And sometimes it doesn't work out as well.

02:58:53.000 It's hard.

02:58:53.000 You're under pressure.

02:58:54.000 It feels weird.

02:58:56.000 You're not used to the crowd.

02:58:57.000 Maybe the audience is lit up in a weird way.

02:58:59.000 It also gets lost in the shuffle, though, because there's a ton of them on there.

02:59:03.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:59:04.000 Joey, he's in with a bunch of other guys.

02:59:06.000 You can't fault that, because the ones that stand out, I mean, look at whether you like it or not, like that Nanette thing from Hannah Gadsby.

02:59:14.000 I still haven't seen it, but it stood out, and a lot of people liked it.

02:59:17.000 For different reasons, though, right?

02:59:19.000 Okay, but there was other ones that didn't stand out for that, but they stood out because people really responded to it.

02:59:23.000 Tom Segura's.

02:59:24.000 I mean, Tom's selling out these places because people responded so well to his specials.

02:59:28.000 No, Netflix is amazing.

02:59:31.000 I'm saying how his was released in Degenerates.

02:59:33.000 There's 830 minutes.

02:59:35.000 It's a package.

02:59:36.000 It still doesn't matter.

02:59:37.000 It really doesn't.

02:59:38.000 You're thinking if it's good, it's good.

02:59:40.000 I've been hearing a lot about Neil Brennan's special from people that watched the last one.

02:59:43.000 Oh, he was on there.

02:59:44.000 That's right.

02:59:45.000 Comedians of the World.

02:59:46.000 I've been hearing a lot about that set.

02:59:48.000 I love that set.

02:59:49.000 Neil Brennan is a monster.

02:59:51.000 I want to say anything about his new stuff because I'll give away the premises, but he's murdering them.

02:59:55.000 I was super impressed with Neil Brennan.

02:59:58.000 I was like, whoa, this is the funniest I've ever heard of him.

03:00:00.000 I love that.

03:00:01.000 He's a monster.

03:00:03.000 He's definitely the best one I've seen so far on that special.

03:00:07.000 He's very smart, man.

03:00:09.000 His new stuff is excellent.

03:00:10.000 His analogy of ISIS? His analogy of ISIS? Fuck.

03:00:15.000 He punches up a lot of people.

03:00:17.000 Your favorite comedian's shit, he punches it up.

03:00:19.000 Yes.

03:00:20.000 Ellen's, Chris Rocks.

03:00:21.000 Yes, he does.

03:00:22.000 I mean, Dave Chappelle.

03:00:23.000 He was Dave Chappelle's writing partner.

03:00:25.000 Well, for the Chappelle show, yeah.

03:00:27.000 That was back when we were friends with him.

03:00:28.000 He hadn't even done stand-up yet.

03:00:30.000 Remember that?

03:00:30.000 When we hung out with him in New York?

03:00:32.000 Eddie came with me when I did the Fear Factor Chappelle sketch.

03:00:36.000 Yeah.

03:00:36.000 We did it.

03:00:37.000 The weird ass warehouse.

03:00:39.000 How long ago is this though?

03:00:41.000 2004. It was a long time ago.

03:00:44.000 Was it even?

03:00:44.000 It might have been three.

03:00:45.000 It could have been three.

03:00:48.000 We fly out to New York and they're filming all day in this fucking old ass warehouse with no windows and it's freezing.

03:00:56.000 Everybody's in winter coats and everyone's freezing.

03:01:00.000 One of those burner heater things.

03:01:02.000 Those portable, like, inferno heater things.

03:01:05.000 Eddie and I were fucking huddled by this guy.

03:01:07.000 Yeah, everybody was.

03:01:08.000 The cameraman, the grips.

03:01:09.000 And he did the crackhead character, Dave Chappelle.

03:01:14.000 Oh, shit.

03:01:15.000 So he stayed in character.

03:01:16.000 Y'all got any more?

03:01:16.000 Yeah, exactly.

03:01:17.000 Got any more rocks?

03:01:17.000 Yeah.

03:01:38.000 That's hilarious.

03:01:42.000 It was hysterical.

03:01:43.000 Over and over and over and over.

03:01:46.000 He would say the same shit.

03:01:47.000 I wonder why it took Neil so long to get into stand-up.

03:01:50.000 He's such a brilliant writer.

03:01:52.000 I think he sat back and watched it and probably thought he could do it and then said, you know what, let me just give it a shot and just took to it like a duck to water.

03:01:59.000 Yep.

03:01:59.000 Yeah.

03:02:01.000 But I had a good conversation about stand-up with him last night.

03:02:04.000 I just saw Sebastian's special yesterday.

03:02:07.000 Last night, Sebastian.

03:02:08.000 Dude!

03:02:09.000 It's so crazy that we've seen him.

03:02:12.000 He was just one of the regulars at the OR when we'd go in.

03:02:15.000 You ready for this?

03:02:16.000 He just sold out four shows at Madison Square Garden.

03:02:19.000 It's incredible!

03:02:20.000 Do you know how many people that is?

03:02:21.000 It's 18,000 people a show.

03:02:23.000 He sold out four shows.

03:02:25.000 He sold out four shows.

03:02:26.000 It's the top ten, right?

03:02:28.000 For most highest earnings.

03:02:30.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:02:31.000 Comedy.

03:02:31.000 Well, this year he's probably going to be number one, if I had to guess.

03:02:35.000 Seinfeld's saying, hold my bear.

03:02:36.000 No, no, no.

03:02:37.000 Seinfeld can't do that.

03:02:38.000 He can't sell out four shows at Madison Square Garden like that.

03:02:41.000 He might sell out one.

03:02:43.000 Four is crazy.

03:02:44.000 There's guys like Louis C.K. Kevin Chappelle.

03:02:47.000 But Louis C.K. I think sold out two in a row.

03:02:50.000 I don't think he ever did four like that in a weekend.

03:02:52.000 It's a weekend, dude.

03:02:54.000 He sold out four in a weekend.

03:02:56.000 That's insane.

03:02:56.000 It's insane.

03:02:57.000 It's almost unprecedented.

03:02:59.000 Dice did it.

03:02:59.000 Dice sold out Madison Square Garden.

03:03:01.000 How many times?

03:03:02.000 Kevin Hart.

03:03:02.000 I don't know.

03:03:03.000 I don't know.

03:03:03.000 Kevin Hart's the biggest.

03:03:04.000 The thing about Dice that you always have to give up is that Dice was numero uno.

03:03:09.000 Nobody did that before.

03:03:10.000 Nobody did anything like that before.

03:03:12.000 What he did, he would sell out arenas when nobody had ever heard about doing this before.

03:03:19.000 Nassau Coliseum.

03:03:19.000 Not even Eddie Murphy?

03:03:20.000 Eddie Murphy was close though, right?

03:03:23.000 He was until he stopped doing stand-up, but he never quite reached the heights that Dice did.

03:03:27.000 Dice was absolutely, without a doubt, unprecedented.

03:03:30.000 Because I remember, it was happening as I was getting into stand-up.

03:03:34.000 So as I was getting into stand-up, Dice was selling out arenas.

03:03:38.000 And he would sell them out like two, three nights in a row.

03:03:40.000 And he'd done hundreds of arena shows all over the country.

03:03:44.000 Nobody had been like that before.

03:03:45.000 Yeah.

03:03:46.000 Before, everybody was doing places that I used to do.

03:03:49.000 Sebastian is kind of like a different version, a newer, cleaned-up version of Dice, sort of.

03:03:54.000 You know what I mean?

03:03:55.000 Well, they used to go on the road together.

03:03:56.000 Sebastian used to open Dice.

03:03:58.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:03:58.000 He tells a story about not doing a long enough set.

03:04:01.000 Have you heard this?

03:04:02.000 No.

03:04:02.000 Sebastian talked about this.

03:04:03.000 He's opening for him, and he's supposed to do 12 minutes, and he did eight, and he came to the back, and Dice just fucking tore him a new one.

03:04:10.000 He's like, what the fuck are you doing?

03:04:13.000 Well, you gotta do 12. Yeah, you gotta do your shit.

03:04:15.000 You gotta do 12. Because Dice, I guess, was asking his mind, right?

03:04:18.000 Yeah.

03:04:18.000 Went too early.

03:04:19.000 Oh, dude, I did a show with a guy once.

03:04:21.000 I went to the green room, and a minute and a half later, he came backstage.

03:04:26.000 It was great!

03:04:27.000 The crowd's great!

03:04:28.000 I go, what are you doing?

03:04:29.000 He goes...

03:04:30.000 He just goes, I can't do it.

03:04:32.000 What?

03:04:33.000 You can't do it?

03:04:34.000 You're done?

03:04:34.000 He goes, yeah, I'm just, I can't.

03:04:36.000 So I walked out through the green room door onto the stage and the audience is looking at me like, what the fuck?

03:04:41.000 Was this in the UK? Yes.

03:04:42.000 Yes!

03:04:43.000 I remember that.

03:04:44.000 I remember that shit.

03:04:45.000 Famous guy?

03:04:46.000 Oh, yes.

03:04:46.000 No, no, no.

03:04:47.000 Don't throw him under the bus.

03:04:48.000 You don't want to say his name, but a guy went out, bombed.

03:04:51.000 You remember that?

03:04:51.000 Yeah.

03:04:52.000 And then the whole night, you were trying to coach him back.

03:04:54.000 He was like, I'm done with it.

03:04:55.000 I quit.

03:04:56.000 I'm never going to do this.

03:04:56.000 Wow, he was just trying to coach him back.

03:04:58.000 The crowd didn't like him.

03:05:00.000 This is what happened.

03:05:01.000 He used to do stand-up, and then he stopped doing it.

03:05:04.000 He had a regular job, too.

03:05:06.000 And he wasn't doing it as much.

03:05:09.000 I think he was drinking.

03:05:10.000 Would I know him?

03:05:11.000 Would I know him, Joe?

03:05:12.000 No, no, no.

03:05:13.000 Good guy, though.

03:05:14.000 I like him a lot.

03:05:16.000 It was a bummer.

03:05:16.000 Hopefully you figured it out.

03:05:17.000 But it's fucking hard, man.

03:05:19.000 It's even harder in England, man.

03:05:20.000 You want to make it in England?

03:05:21.000 It's not as easy as it is over here.

03:05:23.000 Have you ever had just a nightmare show that was just horrible?

03:05:28.000 Not at one of my one hours.

03:05:31.000 If I'm on the road, no.

03:05:32.000 If you bomb it there, I don't know what you're doing.

03:05:34.000 But at the Comedy Story, I've ate all the dicks in the room.

03:05:37.000 Because it's not generally coming to see you.

03:05:40.000 They're coming to see you.

03:05:41.000 They're really excited to see you.

03:05:42.000 That's what I'm saying.

03:05:42.000 When I'm on the road, those are my people.

03:05:45.000 But That's why...

03:05:46.000 But the Comedy Store Laugh Factory have eight tons of dicks.

03:05:48.000 Those are so important.

03:05:49.000 Those weird shows where there's 15 people on the lineup and they might be there to see D'Elia.

03:05:53.000 They might be there to see Theo.

03:05:54.000 Correct.

03:05:55.000 They don't know who I am.

03:05:56.000 That's scary shit.

03:05:57.000 That's the only way to get you.

03:05:58.000 That's scary shit.

03:05:58.000 That's what you were supposed to do.

03:06:00.000 I did Flappers the other night and it wasn't my crowd.

03:06:03.000 I could notice right away.

03:06:04.000 There's old people in the back.

03:06:06.000 It's kind of...

03:06:06.000 They're all on pills.

03:06:08.000 Yeah.

03:06:09.000 Yeah.

03:06:11.000 It's always better when they're there to see you.

03:06:13.000 All I know is that whiskey is fucking good.

03:06:15.000 It's good whiskey.

03:06:15.000 Yeah, it's good whiskey.

03:06:16.000 You want another one?

03:06:17.000 I got to drive, dude.

03:06:18.000 And that thing's fast as fuck.

03:06:19.000 How funny is doing stand-up?

03:06:21.000 It's the funnest shit.

03:06:22.000 It's the funnest shit ever.

03:06:23.000 When you don't bomb.

03:06:24.000 Yeah, when you don't bomb.

03:06:25.000 Yeah, if it goes great, it's too much fun.

03:06:28.000 Dude, last Saturday at my special, so Rogan introduced me.

03:06:31.000 I come out in the crowd.

03:06:32.000 You're so awesome.

03:06:33.000 Boom!

03:06:34.000 And I start getting emotional.

03:06:36.000 My eyes start to fill up with tears.

03:06:38.000 I'm like, oh, fuck, dude.

03:06:39.000 Fuck, do not cry.

03:06:41.000 Do not fucking cry.

03:06:42.000 So they'll definitely use the edit of the second show because I didn't get emotional.

03:06:46.000 Wow.

03:06:46.000 Because I had to find my way in that first one.

03:06:48.000 It was a great crowd too, man.

03:06:49.000 They were super hyped.

03:06:50.000 Ridiculous.

03:06:51.000 It was really fun.

03:06:51.000 It was so cool, man.

03:06:52.000 Yeah, Cal went up and did like 10 minutes.

03:06:53.000 I did like 10 minutes.

03:06:55.000 Oh, really?

03:06:55.000 Stepped off the side and then I brought Brendan up.

03:06:57.000 Yeah, it was awesome, man.

03:06:58.000 We were so proud of you.

03:06:59.000 Yeah, I love it, man.

03:06:59.000 It was so cool.

03:07:00.000 Yeah, it was so cool.

03:07:01.000 It was so fun, man.

03:07:02.000 Best night of my life, man.

03:07:03.000 Hands down.

03:07:03.000 It was super positive, man.

03:07:05.000 Dude, I drove all the way the fuck down and all the way the fuck back in a night.

03:07:07.000 I can't believe you did that.

03:07:08.000 I drove five and a half hours down and two and a half hours back.

03:07:12.000 Eight hours of driving, son.

03:07:14.000 It was rough.

03:07:15.000 Ah.

03:07:16.000 By the time I got home, I got my head out the window.

03:07:19.000 Trying to stay awake.

03:07:20.000 You're just imagining how good that bed is going to feel.

03:07:24.000 You're just like, fuck.

03:07:26.000 Dude, I told you I'd get you a room, whatever you want.

03:07:28.000 I'd pay Burr to fly in a helicopter, but he's like, no, you're going to get back.

03:07:31.000 Helicopter would have been great.

03:07:33.000 How much would a helicopter be?

03:07:35.000 I don't know.

03:07:35.000 I offered it.

03:07:36.000 No, no, no.

03:07:37.000 I had to drive.

03:07:37.000 My daughter had a gymnastics event, and so I was going to get back.

03:07:42.000 I had to get back in the morning.

03:07:44.000 I got emotional before the thing because obviously you showing up, Brian, my boys, and then Theo sent me this video, this heartfelt video, D'Elia, Bert, Tom Segur, I'm like, what the fuck?

03:07:56.000 Joey Diaz?

03:07:57.000 Yeah.

03:07:57.000 I'm like, what the fuck, man?

03:07:59.000 Yeah, when you were like, hey man, you don't have to come like, listen, motherfucker, I'm coming.

03:08:04.000 I'm like, I'm coming.

03:08:05.000 I'm like, I'm not going to miss that.

03:08:07.000 I need to see that.

03:08:08.000 I need to see that.

03:08:09.000 It was fun.

03:08:10.000 It was a good night.

03:08:11.000 It was very positive.

03:08:12.000 Positive vibes.

03:08:13.000 I was beaming like half the way home until I started getting tired.

03:08:16.000 I was super happy.

03:08:18.000 Yeah, I was so happy.

03:08:20.000 When does it come out?

03:08:22.000 I'd say May.

03:08:24.000 May or April.

03:08:26.000 So, you gotta tour now, and then try to work in new material while you're touring.

03:08:32.000 Here's the thing.

03:08:33.000 No, I'm not going on the road to March.

03:08:35.000 I have, and you're gonna be like, you're a fucking idiot.

03:08:38.000 I almost have a scene, because I recorded the special, I'm done with that, man.

03:08:42.000 So, I'm trying to, I'll still do, obviously I have to do certain bits when I do it at the store, but I'm trying to get at least 30 minutes before.

03:08:50.000 Well, you should, but it's not a bad idea to do the road while you still can, because you can make money doing clubs and doing theaters and all the different things you do.

03:09:00.000 And the reps.

03:09:02.000 The strategy that I always employed, it's not the best one.

03:09:04.000 You can do whatever you want.

03:09:05.000 But what I like to do is do a bit that I know works and then some new shit.

03:09:08.000 And then a bit I know works and then some new shit.

03:09:10.000 I make sandwiches.

03:09:11.000 I make shit sandwiches.

03:09:12.000 And then eventually I turn that shit into beef jerky and then eventually it's a steak.

03:09:18.000 It just takes time.

03:09:19.000 But that's the best way I've found is you've got to give them some stuff that's 100% legit.

03:09:25.000 You have to.

03:09:26.000 I definitely still do workout sets like in town where there's fucking around.

03:09:30.000 But even now, it's like, what if I do a workout set at the store?

03:09:33.000 Like a lot of times it's mobbed, man.

03:09:36.000 At the store?

03:09:36.000 Yeah, I can't do it.

03:09:37.000 It's mobbed.

03:09:38.000 It's mobbed.

03:09:38.000 I mean, you go to the main room and you go on stage and they go fucking crazy?

03:09:42.000 Yeah.

03:09:42.000 They've got babysitters, bro.

03:09:44.000 I got a plan because I had horrible anxiety.

03:09:46.000 Literally, the next morning I woke up, I had the worst anxiety.

03:09:48.000 I'm like, I come up with all new shit.

03:09:50.000 I got a plan because I feel better about it.

03:09:52.000 I don't bump people, but I understand it.

03:09:54.000 Because with a guy like Chris Rock or Louis C.K. or a lot of the guys that would...

03:10:00.000 When I say bump, it's not thought of as a negative thing.

03:10:03.000 It's thought of as a negative thing if you really don't deserve it.

03:10:06.000 If you're a certain person and you try to bump people and people are like, this fucking guy's bumping people?

03:10:11.000 But, you know, if Chris Rock shows up, generally most people just let him go on stage.

03:10:15.000 Dave Chappelle, perfect example.

03:10:17.000 You just let him go on stage.

03:10:18.000 I think it's a respect thing.

03:10:19.000 I think it's a complete respect thing.

03:10:21.000 But what it is, it's how they manage to try stand-up when they know it's not their audience.

03:10:26.000 Like, they're famous, so it's almost like every audience is Dave Chappelle's audience.

03:10:30.000 Home games for them.

03:10:31.000 But that's how you develop material.

03:10:33.000 Because if people are coming to see you, 100%, then you feel more inclined to do new stuff.

03:10:39.000 Whereas if you're just dropping in, you feel like you can work on new stuff better.

03:10:43.000 If people come to see you, you're going to do stuff that's tried and proven.

03:10:48.000 I caught him last Tuesday night.

03:10:50.000 He was in the OR. I was leaving.

03:10:51.000 And I passed by, and I'm like, oh shit, Dave Chappelle's on stage.

03:10:55.000 And everybody, I mean, there was so much goddamn loving, positive energy in that room.

03:11:02.000 And he was just sitting on a chair, smoking a cigarette.

03:11:06.000 And he was just, anything he said, People lost their fucking mind.

03:11:11.000 Like, one line, he would just sit there.

03:11:18.000 Don't ever tell your wife's gay friends shit.

03:11:23.000 And then people lose their fucking mind.

03:11:26.000 They didn't even have to hear the rest of the story.

03:11:29.000 Everybody, comedians were dying.

03:11:31.000 That's such a funny premise.

03:11:32.000 Yeah, it's like, fuck, dude, he's so good, so confident.

03:11:36.000 He's just, he's like the fucking Yoda, you know, of comedy.

03:11:39.000 He's just incredible.

03:11:40.000 He's as good as anybody that's ever lived.

03:11:42.000 Yeah.

03:11:43.000 Hell fucking yeah.

03:11:44.000 And he's got his own style to this laid back, you know.

03:11:47.000 So confident, dude.

03:11:48.000 Just calm and silly.

03:11:50.000 He knows he's going to kill.

03:11:51.000 It's like impossible.

03:11:52.000 Also, I love how he wears his own clothes.

03:11:54.000 You notice that?

03:11:55.000 What do you mean?

03:11:56.000 So this is a Gucci fucking shirt, right?

03:11:58.000 He would have that Gucci sign taken off, and it says, Dave, DC. He has his logo on it.

03:12:04.000 I think it's just a C, right?

03:12:06.000 Is it just a C? It's just a C. It's just a C on all his clothes.

03:12:09.000 He doesn't have all his clothes?

03:12:11.000 Does he get those clothes made?

03:12:14.000 I think it's his own line.

03:12:15.000 I'm not sure, but obviously I'm a weird fashion dude.

03:12:18.000 I wear my shirts all the time.

03:12:22.000 His is like designer shit.

03:12:24.000 His jean jacket will just have his logo on it.

03:12:27.000 His chain will be his logo.

03:12:28.000 His shirt will be his logo.

03:12:30.000 He's smart as fuck.

03:12:31.000 He's like, why am I going to wear other people's shit?

03:12:33.000 Well, it's also like you don't want to get caught up in that designer name trap where people are trying to wear Gucci everywhere and all these different...

03:12:40.000 You know what I'm saying?

03:12:41.000 People get caught up in that where they have to show that off.

03:12:44.000 I hear you.

03:12:44.000 It's fucking stupid.

03:12:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:12:47.000 Wouldn't you rather have a big old B on everything?

03:12:50.000 Oh, man.

03:12:51.000 Just have a B. Why don't you go for it?

03:12:53.000 Dolce, Gurbana?

03:12:55.000 No, Dolce, no.

03:12:56.000 Okay, what is...

03:12:57.000 I don't know what's good.

03:12:58.000 What's top of the line?

03:12:59.000 Gucci?

03:13:00.000 Is Gucci top of the line?

03:13:01.000 Gucci's still good.

03:13:02.000 Louis Vuitton in probably six months with Virgil's release.

03:13:06.000 He's the head creator now.

03:13:07.000 They're going to take over.

03:13:08.000 What the fuck did you just say?

03:13:09.000 I don't know.

03:13:11.000 I know.

03:13:12.000 Jamie understands a little bit.

03:13:14.000 Do you understand, Jamie?

03:13:15.000 He's on black Twitter.

03:13:18.000 Gucci.

03:13:20.000 What else is the shit?

03:13:22.000 Gucci off-white's huge right now.

03:13:25.000 Prada's still good?

03:13:26.000 Prada's good.

03:13:27.000 Are there certain watches that guys try to wear?

03:13:31.000 Rolex is always killing it.

03:13:32.000 Rolex is never going to go anywhere.

03:13:34.000 Never goes anywhere.

03:13:34.000 You've got an iced up Rolex and you're a rapper, you're a winner.

03:13:37.000 Yeah.

03:13:38.000 Right?

03:13:39.000 Always.

03:13:39.000 The Daytona's classic.

03:13:40.000 But if you're like a Floyd Mayweather, you've got to take it to another level.

03:13:45.000 Louis Vuitton?

03:13:45.000 Can Floyd wear...

03:13:46.000 Louis Vuitton?

03:13:47.000 No, he wears a Louis Vuitton all the time.

03:13:48.000 He wears Gucci all the time.

03:13:50.000 Gucci's like hot in the streets.

03:13:51.000 That's number one.

03:13:51.000 Gucci's like hot in the streets.

03:13:53.000 It's a crossover.

03:13:54.000 How do you know this?

03:13:55.000 Because their style.

03:13:56.000 Is it in the magazines?

03:13:58.000 Is there like a pound for pound top 25?

03:14:01.000 It's just like it's out there.

03:14:03.000 I don't know.

03:14:04.000 It's just...

03:14:04.000 You have your finger in the pulse, but where's the bloodline?

03:14:06.000 What magazine do you have to read?

03:14:07.000 The pulse is like...

03:14:08.000 What's the magazine?

03:14:10.000 The pulse will start with like...

03:14:11.000 What's the website?

03:14:12.000 There he is.

03:14:12.000 Where do we go?

03:14:13.000 This is him with...

03:14:15.000 This is millions of dollars worth of watches.

03:14:17.000 Play this because it's so preposterous.

03:14:18.000 Start it from the beginning and play it.

03:14:22.000 He's so ridiculous.

03:14:23.000 He's got like 30 watches with him.

03:14:25.000 But can you do it from the beginning?

03:14:28.000 What's that?

03:14:29.000 I can't start it over.

03:14:30.000 Okay.

03:14:31.000 Look at this.

03:14:32.000 Do you know the kind of security he has to have?

03:14:34.000 Look at this.

03:14:34.000 But you know what?

03:14:35.000 You know what?

03:14:36.000 What's crazy is this.

03:14:37.000 30 days, 30 watches.

03:14:37.000 If we add 10 more days, I'd take 10 more watches.

03:14:41.000 Jesus Christ.

03:14:42.000 Look at this.

03:14:43.000 But then I say, fuck it.

03:14:45.000 If I want to bring out the one and only, then I bring out the watch that costs 18 million.

03:14:51.000 Oh my god.

03:14:53.000 That's so preposterous.

03:14:55.000 Shit.

03:14:57.000 $18 million on your wrist?

03:14:59.000 That's insane.

03:15:00.000 Plus, press play, Jamie.

03:15:01.000 That's a lot of millions.

03:15:02.000 Matter of fact, you know what I'm going to do?

03:15:03.000 For you motherfucking haters today, I'm going to go fuck on $50,000 because I ain't got shit else to do.

03:15:08.000 You motherfuckers.

03:15:09.000 Money made.

03:15:10.000 All motherfucking day.

03:15:12.000 That's the end.

03:15:13.000 That's ridiculous.

03:15:15.000 He's a crazy person.

03:15:16.000 $18 million watch?

03:15:16.000 Does he really hate 50 Cent or is that an act?

03:15:19.000 That's a good question.

03:15:20.000 That's the real thing?

03:15:21.000 I think they're really mad at each other.

03:15:22.000 Yeah, I don't think Floyd is a fuck.

03:15:24.000 It seems like 50 Cent and a lot of people get in little scraps.

03:15:27.000 Yeah.

03:15:28.000 Yeah, I don't know.

03:15:29.000 Floyd gets some scraps.

03:15:30.000 Well, you know, I mean, when you act like that, that's his whole thing.

03:15:34.000 I hope people are going to hate you.

03:15:35.000 But the problem is like Adrian Broner tries doing the same thing, but he doesn't win, so it's tough.

03:15:39.000 You know, I think his slogan's about billions.

03:15:43.000 Yeah.

03:15:44.000 Adrian Broder.

03:15:45.000 A.B. About Billions.

03:15:46.000 It's tough.

03:15:47.000 It's a tough sell.

03:15:50.000 Well, if he was lighting everybody up on fire...

03:15:52.000 Sorry.

03:15:54.000 Whoa.

03:15:54.000 No shit.

03:15:55.000 Jamie's mixing it up.

03:15:56.000 Dude, how about...

03:15:57.000 Shit.

03:15:58.000 DJ Jamie.

03:15:59.000 Jamie.

03:15:59.000 What was that?

03:16:00.000 Black Twitter?

03:16:00.000 No, it's 50 Cent's Instagram page.

03:16:02.000 He's talking about Adrian Broder.

03:16:03.000 Y'all know I beat that boy, he said.

03:16:05.000 What is 50 Cent saying?

03:16:06.000 Is he talking shit about Adrian...

03:16:08.000 Oh, damn, AB. I want my money.

03:16:10.000 I bet on you back.

03:16:12.000 Oh, look at this.

03:16:14.000 50 Cent's the guy that just jumps in to stay relevant, huh?

03:16:17.000 That's a little bit of it.

03:16:18.000 Like, he's trolling, and he gets his name out there.

03:16:20.000 Well, he definitely does that.

03:16:22.000 Yeah.

03:16:22.000 What does he still do these days?

03:16:24.000 It looks like he's got a bunch of parties he's doing.

03:16:26.000 He's on Power, right?

03:16:28.000 He's on Power?

03:16:29.000 Those are shows?

03:16:30.000 Those are launch parties, so he's got a brand of...

03:16:32.000 I think he owns that club.

03:16:34.000 Yeah, I think he's doing parties.

03:16:35.000 I don't think he's necessarily, like, rapping there.

03:16:37.000 No, he's not.

03:16:38.000 Doesn't rap anymore, right?

03:16:39.000 Does he rap anymore?

03:16:40.000 No, he's an actor, right?

03:16:41.000 He's on power, and then he made a shitload of money off vitamin water, they say.

03:16:45.000 Although that might be a rumor, because they said he's bullshit.

03:16:48.000 I think he might be an investor in Bellator.

03:16:50.000 Yeah, he's a co- like...

03:16:52.000 What is he doing with Bellator?

03:16:52.000 He's involved in it.

03:16:53.000 It's almost like he's doing that same shit that...

03:16:56.000 What was the girl?

03:16:57.000 Carmen Lecter did?

03:16:58.000 You know, we were like a celebrity.

03:16:59.000 Remember when she was connected to the UFC? Carmen Lecter was?

03:17:03.000 Yeah, you don't remember?

03:17:04.000 Eddie Bravo?

03:17:05.000 She was the post-fight interviewer or something.

03:17:06.000 No, no, no.

03:17:07.000 What?

03:17:07.000 No, no, no.

03:17:07.000 She was the liaison.

03:17:09.000 She was like a celebrity...

03:17:10.000 She was like a promoter.

03:17:13.000 Celebrity promoter of the UFC. That's a brilliant...

03:17:15.000 Like MC Hammer?

03:17:17.000 No, he's a manager.

03:17:18.000 He's my manager.

03:17:18.000 I want to say I wasn't working for the UFC then.

03:17:21.000 Yeah, see there.

03:17:22.000 Look at her.

03:17:22.000 Carmen Electra with Carlos Mouton.

03:17:24.000 Jens Pulver, Tito Ortiz.

03:17:26.000 Chuck Liddell.

03:17:27.000 Yeah.

03:17:28.000 Wow.

03:17:29.000 Pedro Hizzo.

03:17:30.000 Who's the other guy behind her?

03:17:31.000 Who's the guy behind her?

03:17:32.000 Dan Anderson?

03:17:33.000 So look at Randy Couture.

03:17:34.000 Randy Couture.

03:17:35.000 Look at that picture.

03:17:36.000 Crazy.

03:17:37.000 In this current culture, you're going to make that.

03:17:39.000 So Carmen Electra was like, you know, she was a hot celebrity.

03:17:43.000 Top 10 hottest of all time.

03:17:44.000 And she would do these interviews and she would talk about the UFC. Yeah.

03:17:48.000 Dude, I'm all about that.

03:17:49.000 Bring that shit back.

03:17:50.000 They tried it for a little while, but I don't think they got a lot of mileage out of it, and so they bailed on that.

03:17:54.000 That's a bad idea.

03:17:55.000 She's so hot.

03:17:57.000 Yeah, well, she was really nice, too.

03:17:59.000 I did a thing with her for Spike TV back in the day.

03:18:01.000 We did some car thing.

03:18:03.000 You're fucking right, dude.

03:18:03.000 With Kid Rock and Spike.

03:18:05.000 Were you single at the time?

03:18:06.000 No.

03:18:07.000 Sorry.

03:18:08.000 Well, that ends the show.

03:18:10.000 I don't think she was either, so it's alright.

03:18:12.000 Now you can figure it out, you know?

03:18:14.000 This podcast is brought to you by tfatk.com.

03:18:19.000 Brandon Schaub will be out on the road.

03:18:22.000 I'm not on the road till March.

03:18:23.000 We can check below the belt.

03:18:24.000 What are you going to do between now and then?

03:18:26.000 Just write new shit?

03:18:27.000 The new shit.

03:18:28.000 Set, set.

03:18:28.000 I'm lying set, set up.

03:18:29.000 I got a point.

03:18:30.000 You going up Tuesday?

03:18:31.000 I think so.

03:18:32.000 Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

03:18:33.000 I'm doing the late show.

03:18:35.000 I'm doing the early show.

03:18:37.000 Maybe I'll run into you.

03:18:38.000 Maybe I'll be there.

03:18:41.000 Motherfuckers.

03:18:42.000 Alright.

03:18:42.000 That's it, everybody.

03:18:44.000 10thplanetjj.com.

03:18:46.000 Eddie Bravo 10 on Instagram.

03:18:49.000 At Eddie Bravo 10p.

03:18:51.000 10p on Instagram.

03:18:52.000 And Eddie Bravo regular on Twitter.

03:18:54.000 Do you go to Twitter anymore?

03:18:56.000 I'm never on Twitter.

03:18:57.000 I post shit that gets posted on Twitter, but I never mingle.

03:19:00.000 I never mingle on Twitter.

03:19:01.000 It's just Instagram.

03:19:02.000 Too toxic.

03:19:04.000 Twitter's a bunch of haters.

03:19:05.000 Instagram is just so much better.

03:19:07.000 Alright, shout out to Marky Mark and Four Brothers, whatever it is.

03:19:11.000 Yeah, Four Brothers.

03:19:11.000 Shout out to Ryan Bader.

03:19:13.000 Ryan Bader, holy shit.

03:19:15.000 Jesus, double champ champ, baby.

03:19:17.000 Yeah, amazing.

03:19:17.000 You know what it is?

03:19:18.000 The Philly cheesesteak on Below the Belt.

03:19:19.000 Probably.

03:19:20.000 Yeah, and you can see that on Showtime and YouTube.

03:19:22.000 Below the Belt.

03:19:23.000 Below the Belt YouTube.

03:19:24.000 Okay.

03:19:25.000 Bye, everybody.

The Joe Rogan Experience - January 27, 2019

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - January 26, 2019

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