The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion

00:00:02.000 What is up, everybody?

00:00:04.000 This is a fight companion.

00:00:06.000 If you've never listened to one before, we try to follow along with the fights, but you never know where it's gonna go.

00:00:12.000 Our captain of the ship, Joe Rogan, is in Vegas at UFC 189. Possibly the biggest UFC ever, according to Joe, especially.

00:00:19.000 I say UFC 100, but what can you do?

00:00:21.000 No, it's not.

00:00:21.000 I'm tired of talking about UFC 100. Yeah, sorry, man.

00:00:24.000 We're 89 UFCs away from that, so we've moved on.

00:00:28.000 We've got a squad here tonight.

00:00:29.000 I'm excited for this one.

00:00:31.000 Me too.

00:00:31.000 Brian the Kid Callan, Bobby...

00:00:34.000 Bobby Lee.

00:00:35.000 What's your nickname if you're a fighter, Bobby?

00:00:37.000 Oh, uh...

00:00:38.000 Yellow Scallop.

00:00:40.000 Yellow scallop?

00:00:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:00:42.000 Dude, that's...

00:00:42.000 Because I'm like a yellow, fat person.

00:00:46.000 I look like I have no formation.

00:00:48.000 I'm just feet formless.

00:00:50.000 Okay, but that doesn't sound very menacing if you were to...

00:00:52.000 Bobby, the yellow scallop!

00:00:54.000 How about scary yellow scallop?

00:00:56.000 I don't know, because I'm not afraid of a scallop.

00:00:58.000 I want to eat a scallop.

00:00:59.000 SSC, SSC. Yeah, but what would be your technique?

00:01:02.000 Would you just be so amorphous that when you got hit...

00:01:05.000 No, I go on my back, and then I bend over, and then they just fuck me from behind.

00:01:08.000 Well, no.

00:01:09.000 Is that a move?

00:01:10.000 I don't know if that's a move.

00:01:11.000 Is that a move?

00:01:11.000 No.

00:01:12.000 That's a porno set, man.

00:01:13.000 Oh, it is?

00:01:14.000 Although, a lot of times, guys, they sleep after they are done.

00:01:17.000 Ah.

00:01:18.000 Well, I've got to get a different instructor, then, because that was what the movie taught me.

00:01:21.000 I think your nickname should be Bobby...

00:01:25.000 Bobby, come out to Yale!

00:01:27.000 Come out to Yale!

00:01:28.000 Well, no.

00:01:30.000 That's racist.

00:01:31.000 Come on, dude.

00:01:31.000 You're the one who said it.

00:01:32.000 No, I said come out to Yale.

00:01:33.000 No, the way you said it, you go, Now, I would assume in this room, the person who knows probably the second most about the UFC is your girlfriend, Bobby?

00:01:42.000 Kalilah.

00:01:43.000 No, I'm just a passive participant.

00:01:45.000 I'm just going to chime in, you know, here and there.

00:01:47.000 Well, it's always nice to have a nice voice on the mic.

00:01:50.000 Yeah.

00:01:50.000 That's for sure.

00:01:51.000 And Kalilah, your job is also, besides me, I mean, obviously I'm a good looking man.

00:01:55.000 It just got a lot better looking in here.

00:01:57.000 Yeah, I want to talk about who you think is the sexiest fighter in this whole group as you watch the fights.

00:02:02.000 Oh, sure, I can do that.

00:02:04.000 But see, my taste in men is a little bit weird.

00:02:06.000 I mean, I date Bobby.

00:02:07.000 You know what I mean?

00:02:09.000 Whoa, why'd you laugh so hard, dude?

00:02:11.000 Hey, bro, come on.

00:02:12.000 Whoa, whoa, dude.

00:02:13.000 I'm an artist, dude.

00:02:14.000 No, I'm with you, brother.

00:02:16.000 Yeah, she's into...

00:02:17.000 I mean, I can't help the way God made me.

00:02:20.000 No, no, no, I think you're a good-looking dude.

00:02:22.000 There's nothing I can do with the vessel.

00:02:25.000 You shouldn't, bro.

00:02:26.000 I think you look good.

00:02:28.000 Wait, let me...

00:02:28.000 Also, you pulled an attractive lady.

00:02:30.000 What?

00:02:31.000 You pulled an attractive lady, so you're doing something, right?

00:02:33.000 Well, you know, she's very attractive, and she's a good spirit, and she has a great heart.

00:02:37.000 And also, we met on Tinder, and I wanted to have...

00:02:40.000 Whoa, whoa, is that true?

00:02:41.000 Yeah, I wanted to have sexual intercourse with her first, but then I realized that I loved her, so then we got into a relationship.

00:02:47.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:02:47.000 That's his, like...

00:02:48.000 There's a point of pride there that we met on Tinder, and I think it cheapens the entire relationship.

00:02:53.000 I disagree.

00:02:54.000 It's 2015. But it's Tinder.

00:02:55.000 It's a hookup app.

00:02:57.000 It's not like Match.com.

00:02:58.000 I gotta tell you, you're very hot.

00:02:59.000 I have a small penis.

00:03:02.000 You're wearing a bandit.

00:03:03.000 You're wearing a bandana right now.

00:03:04.000 You're wearing a bandana and it makes me furious, but I also like it.

00:03:07.000 It's not a bandana, bro.

00:03:08.000 It's a head thing.

00:03:09.000 It's a head thing.

00:03:10.000 It's like a head.

00:03:11.000 What are you doing?

00:03:12.000 Is that for sweat in your eyes?

00:03:13.000 I don't know, man.

00:03:14.000 I don't know.

00:03:14.000 My hair is long.

00:03:15.000 It's uncontrollable, you know?

00:03:17.000 So I put it on.

00:03:17.000 You sound like you suddenly got a Korean accent for a second.

00:03:20.000 Uncontrollable.

00:03:23.000 Uncontrollable.

00:03:25.000 Brian, you know your boy Matt Brown won tonight.

00:03:28.000 Supposed to be fight of the night against the Dirty Bird.

00:03:31.000 He already fought?

00:03:32.000 Yeah, man.

00:03:33.000 For sure learn what the cards are.

00:03:34.000 I didn't know I missed the prelim.

00:03:37.000 Yeah, so during the fight campaigns, I feel like reaching across this and strangling you.

00:03:40.000 During the fight campaigns, it's only the pay-per-view percent.

00:03:42.000 Damn it.

00:03:43.000 So hold on.

00:03:44.000 Hold, please.

00:03:45.000 Matt Brown choked him out guillotine.

00:03:47.000 Really?

00:03:47.000 It was a heck of a fight.

00:03:48.000 Not fight of the night, but a heck of a fight.

00:03:50.000 This year, fight of the night right there.

00:03:52.000 That right there.

00:03:52.000 How long did it last?

00:03:55.000 It was late in the first round.

00:03:56.000 There's like, I think, a minute or 30 seconds left, right, Jamie?

00:03:59.000 Yeah.

00:04:00.000 That's a big win for Matt Brown.

00:04:01.000 Huge win.

00:04:02.000 Yeah.

00:04:02.000 I mean, he's ranked number five.

00:04:03.000 I don't think Tim Means was ranked, but still, matchup-wise.

00:04:05.000 Jesus.

00:04:06.000 Huge win.

00:04:07.000 Yeah.

00:04:08.000 Do you think that's psychological?

00:04:09.000 Did you see that pre-fight thing where they were on stage together and then like the other guy?

00:04:13.000 They're called the weigh-ins.

00:04:14.000 Alright, baby.

00:04:15.000 Alright, the weigh-ins.

00:04:17.000 Brendan's the guy to ask that question.

00:04:18.000 The weigh-ins.

00:04:19.000 But you know how, will you get into somebody's mindset if you are like crazy up there?

00:04:25.000 No.

00:04:26.000 Because you know what, you know.

00:04:26.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:27.000 Because you see the guy who put his hand on Robbie Lawler's face like that.

00:04:30.000 Yeah, it does nothing.

00:04:31.000 It doesn't?

00:04:31.000 It does nothing.

00:04:32.000 It's all for show to hype the fight.

00:04:34.000 I would cry.

00:04:34.000 And so everybody there knows, everybody there knows their, I mean, No one's worried about anything.

00:04:41.000 Yeah.

00:04:41.000 Literally, it's like, what?

00:04:42.000 You just want to weigh and get out of there because you know you're one day close to the fight.

00:04:46.000 Yeah.

00:04:46.000 That's when things get real.

00:04:47.000 That's when you're like, oh, there's no turn back now.

00:04:49.000 That's where you get nervous.

00:04:50.000 Yeah, it's like, oh, damn.

00:04:51.000 I said to Brennan he was going to fight Andre Arlowski.

00:04:53.000 And Andre Arlowski's a monster.

00:04:55.000 He's fighting for the title.

00:04:57.000 And Brennan beat him, by the way.

00:04:58.000 He's hairier than Callen.

00:04:59.000 Yeah.

00:05:00.000 And I said, how are you feeling?

00:05:02.000 And Brennan goes, scared.

00:05:05.000 And that's all he said.

00:05:06.000 I was like, Jesus.

00:05:07.000 That's honesty right there.

00:05:09.000 Does he still wear the mouth guard with the...

00:05:11.000 With the fangs?

00:05:12.000 Yeah.

00:05:13.000 He's one of my favorite fighters.

00:05:14.000 You fought him before, right?

00:05:16.000 Yeah.

00:05:16.000 And beat him.

00:05:17.000 I was on the wrestling team in high school.

00:05:19.000 I used to get really nervous before meets and stuff.

00:05:20.000 Hell yeah.

00:05:21.000 Really nervous.

00:05:22.000 Anything one-on-one.

00:05:23.000 Yeah.

00:05:24.000 I'm sure you got nervous before you do stand-up.

00:05:26.000 When you first started.

00:05:27.000 Yeah, but the wrestling was still more nerve-wracking for me.

00:05:30.000 When I was a kid, I didn't know how to deal with that kind of pressure, really.

00:05:33.000 Yeah, man.

00:05:34.000 As a kid, it's horrible.

00:05:35.000 I'll tell you what I am digging is the new layout of the UFC. The design.

00:05:41.000 Everything's a lot cleaner.

00:05:42.000 The graphics are cleaner.

00:05:44.000 It's a lot more professional.

00:05:45.000 I like that.

00:05:47.000 Just to let everyone know, this is the first night that the guys are wearing the Reebok Kits, as they call them.

00:05:54.000 So you can't have any other sponsors.

00:05:55.000 The fighters have to wear these designated Reebok kits.

00:05:59.000 So everything looks a lot cleaner.

00:06:01.000 Obviously the graphics are a lot cleaner.

00:06:02.000 I love the look.

00:06:03.000 What I don't like...

00:06:06.000 The Octagon looks like a NASCAR now.

00:06:08.000 So now the fighters look cleaner, but the Octagon's dirtier.

00:06:12.000 Wait till you see the Octagon.

00:06:15.000 There's literally ads everywhere, but then the fighters are super clean.

00:06:18.000 So the only issue I have with that, I love the whole look of the UFC. I'm actually not even mad at the kits because it's super clean looking.

00:06:25.000 But now the octagon looks dirty.

00:06:26.000 And then when you have all those sponsors, no one's seen any of that money.

00:06:30.000 The fighters aren't seeing the money.

00:06:31.000 So for the UFC, it's great.

00:06:32.000 But for the guys with the talent inside the octagon, they're not seeing any of that.

00:06:36.000 That's the issue I have.

00:06:38.000 But I'm sure times have changed.

00:06:39.000 However, the look, I approve.

00:06:42.000 Surprisingly, I approve.

00:06:44.000 I thought people were going to think I was going to hate on it.

00:06:46.000 Not at all.

00:06:46.000 I actually like the cleaner look.

00:06:47.000 It looks more like the NFL or NHL. Yeah.

00:06:51.000 Which is what they're going for.

00:06:52.000 I get it.

00:06:53.000 The sport's growing and...

00:06:55.000 Here it is.

00:06:56.000 Look at Mr. Pickett.

00:06:58.000 People are crunk for this fight.

00:07:00.000 Pretty crunk.

00:07:01.000 I hung out with him.

00:07:03.000 He came to my show in Florida with Thiago Alves and Matt Brown and Mike Brown.

00:07:09.000 Is he your friend now?

00:07:11.000 I was loving it because he's not a big guy, but he dresses very well.

00:07:15.000 He was wearing a...

00:07:15.000 Had a hat on, right?

00:07:16.000 Had a beautiful, beautiful polo on.

00:07:19.000 And I think it was a pink polo.

00:07:20.000 And I was like, he's a small badass.

00:07:23.000 Not afraid to wear a pink polo.

00:07:25.000 I was very impressed with him.

00:07:26.000 I was in first class once with Hoyler Gracie.

00:07:29.000 And then when we landed in New York, I asked him for a hug and he hugged me.

00:07:33.000 Really?

00:07:33.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:34.000 Was he cool about it?

00:07:34.000 I didn't say anything the whole flight because I was so intimidated, you know?

00:07:37.000 If it was Hickson, I would have not said anything at all.

00:07:40.000 Yeah.

00:07:40.000 But it was Hoyler.

00:07:41.000 He's gentler looking.

00:07:43.000 I saw Hickson at Pacific...

00:07:45.000 Hickson's a timepiece.

00:07:45.000 Yes, at Pacific Greens about ten years ago.

00:07:48.000 Good looking dude.

00:07:49.000 Understand how he looked like a superhero.

00:07:51.000 I didn't know what to say, so I go, Hickson, hi.

00:07:54.000 I used to train with Hansel in New York.

00:07:56.000 You said it like that?

00:07:57.000 That probably pissed him off.

00:07:58.000 He goes, Hansel, okay.

00:08:00.000 I was like, okay.

00:08:03.000 He said, beat it, peasant.

00:08:05.000 They get along, don't they, or they don't?

00:08:08.000 I don't know exactly the relationship with everyone.

00:08:10.000 I'm sure.

00:08:11.000 Hickson's a beast.

00:08:13.000 He's a beast.

00:08:14.000 He's probably the best looking one.

00:08:15.000 Let's be honest.

00:08:16.000 Let's be honest.

00:08:17.000 Him or Henner.

00:08:18.000 Henner's a good looking dude.

00:08:19.000 Did you ever see Henner's a stud?

00:08:20.000 Of course.

00:08:21.000 I'm not saying studs.

00:08:22.000 I'm saying good looking.

00:08:23.000 No, good looking.

00:08:24.000 Henner, come on.

00:08:24.000 Henner's a 6'4 with a Calvin Klein body?

00:08:27.000 6'5 probably.

00:08:28.000 About 6'5.

00:08:29.000 6'5.

00:08:29.000 Who do you guys think the best looking guy in UFC is?

00:08:31.000 Who's the best looking guy in UFC? Luke Rockhold, Brandon Chobbs up there.

00:08:35.000 I don't know if I'm up there.

00:08:36.000 Brandon Jobs in the top three.

00:08:37.000 You're very pretty.

00:08:38.000 You're a very handsome guy.

00:08:39.000 Pretty?

00:08:39.000 No, I mean like in a good way.

00:08:41.000 Hey, you're hot.

00:08:42.000 You're hot, dude.

00:08:43.000 Yeah, bro.

00:08:44.000 Thanks, brother.

00:08:44.000 He looks like a 1950s doorman.

00:08:47.000 Yeah.

00:08:47.000 You know what I mean?

00:08:47.000 Like you're in Detroit.

00:08:50.000 I think he looks 100% Puerto Rican.

00:08:52.000 I look like I wrangled tigers.

00:08:54.000 That's why I look like...

00:08:55.000 What do you think?

00:08:56.000 If I grab the mustache?

00:08:57.000 Lion tamer.

00:08:58.000 Lion tamer.

00:08:59.000 Maybe.

00:08:59.000 You need a mustache.

00:09:01.000 If you had a mustache, you'd look like one of those 1920s strongmen.

00:09:10.000 Yeah, I like to go the old school haircut.

00:09:12.000 I like the Great Gatsby.

00:09:14.000 That's what inspired this.

00:09:16.000 I want to say that unless you're Chuck Liddell, you're not allowed to have a mohawk.

00:09:20.000 This is not this guy, his trainer.

00:09:22.000 If you're 40, you can't have a mohawk.

00:09:24.000 You just can't.

00:09:24.000 I agree, unless you're Chuck Liddell.

00:09:26.000 It's time to stop.

00:09:26.000 Roy McDonald goes with the same haircut.

00:09:28.000 I'll tell you what, as far as marketing goes, not feeling that haircut, Roy.

00:09:32.000 And Roy's my boy.

00:09:33.000 And you know marketing.

00:09:34.000 Why do you not like that for him?

00:09:36.000 You want him clean cut.

00:09:38.000 You know, Rory dresses well, speaks well.

00:09:41.000 He's a little introverted, but he speaks well, man.

00:09:45.000 So why not do it up with the hair, man?

00:09:47.000 Grow it up.

00:09:48.000 Brad Pickett is dressed like Flea.

00:09:50.000 I don't like it.

00:09:52.000 He plays bass for a band.

00:09:53.000 That is Flea.

00:09:55.000 Flea doubles as Brad Pickett.

00:09:58.000 I'll tell you what, though, this little dude can punch!

00:10:01.000 He can hit, huh?

00:10:02.000 Yes, he can box his ass off.

00:10:04.000 Well, he started, I guess, that was his first discipline.

00:10:06.000 Boxing, yeah.

00:10:07.000 Tiny little dude.

00:10:08.000 He's a small guy.

00:10:09.000 You guys like those Reebok kits?

00:10:11.000 What do you think?

00:10:12.000 I don't mind them.

00:10:14.000 I don't really have a strong opinion.

00:10:17.000 No?

00:10:17.000 I'm liking Mike Brown's beard.

00:10:19.000 That guy that...

00:10:20.000 Former WC world champion.

00:10:23.000 Yes, he was.

00:10:23.000 He was a stud back in the day.

00:10:25.000 A true stud.

00:10:26.000 Super stud.

00:10:27.000 It reminds me of communism, the colors and stuff, and the kits.

00:10:31.000 Well, in a way, you're not far off the mark, because if you have to wear something, the fighters no longer can be sponsored, right?

00:10:36.000 So they can't wear sponsors, and their money isn't as...

00:10:40.000 they don't make any money anymore.

00:10:41.000 Right.

00:10:42.000 It's tough.

00:10:42.000 How about that Cutman utility vest those guys have on?

00:10:46.000 Where?

00:10:46.000 I didn't see it.

00:10:48.000 Oh, wow.

00:10:49.000 Because they used to have their own stuff, right?

00:10:52.000 Stitch used to definitely have his own stuff.

00:10:55.000 Stitch might be more famous than a lot of fighters.

00:10:58.000 The Cutman Stitch.

00:10:59.000 You see him in Klitschko's corner.

00:11:00.000 You see him in everyone's corner.

00:11:02.000 Klitschko won't fight without Stitch.

00:11:03.000 You know that?

00:11:04.000 Stitch is the best.

00:11:04.000 Yeah, Stitch is the Cutman.

00:11:08.000 That's a human being, Stitch?

00:11:09.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:11.000 His real name's, I think, Stitch Duran.

00:11:14.000 I don't know his real first name, but he's like the nicest guy ever.

00:11:18.000 He works with the best of the best.

00:11:20.000 Like, there's some guys who schedule their fights around so Stitch can come.

00:11:23.000 Klitschko's one of them.

00:11:24.000 Now, you walk out here, your emotions are all over the place, right?

00:11:29.000 No, here you're good, because here you're good, you touch gloves, and it's just, it's go time.

00:11:34.000 It's go time.

00:11:34.000 You're almost in cruise control.

00:11:36.000 For me, I just need to get like three minutes past the first round, and I'm good.

00:11:40.000 Right.

00:11:41.000 But trouble before then, because you're so nervous, you know?

00:11:44.000 Yes.

00:11:45.000 You can kind of make mistakes.

00:11:46.000 You can see the pros kind of chill out, they calm down, and they feel it out a little bit.

00:11:51.000 Yeah.

00:11:51.000 Heavyweights, there's really no feeling out.

00:11:52.000 Can I ask you something?

00:11:54.000 Do you know where your mom is?

00:11:56.000 I already know.

00:11:56.000 I googled it.

00:11:57.000 But do you know where your mom and your girlfriend and stuff are when you're in the ring or no?

00:12:02.000 No, not a clue.

00:12:03.000 He knows where I am.

00:12:05.000 For reals, I know where Brian's at.

00:12:07.000 That's it.

00:12:08.000 Really?

00:12:08.000 Yeah.

00:12:09.000 Yeah.

00:12:10.000 Oh.

00:12:10.000 It's weird, right?

00:12:11.000 Because I wouldn't know.

00:12:12.000 I would be in my head like, Mom's on the third row.

00:12:14.000 No, I have no idea.

00:12:15.000 I have no idea.

00:12:16.000 Okay.

00:12:16.000 You can't think that way.

00:12:17.000 Why?

00:12:18.000 And I would imagine the bulk of the nerves is that you just want to perform well.

00:12:23.000 It's not about getting hurt.

00:12:24.000 No, I don't even think about getting hurt.

00:12:25.000 I just want to win.

00:12:26.000 I'm more nervous about losing than anything.

00:12:28.000 But do you know you're losing when you're losing?

00:12:30.000 No, I always think I was.

00:12:31.000 Every time I thought I was winning.

00:12:34.000 If I didn't get stopped, obviously, but if it goes past the first round, I always thought I was winning.

00:12:38.000 Every single fight.

00:12:39.000 Erlowski, I thought no question I won that fight.

00:12:41.000 Without a doubt.

00:12:42.000 I was like, oh.

00:12:43.000 Even Rogan came in and was like, I think you got it.

00:12:44.000 I think you got it.

00:12:45.000 And then when it went the other way, everyone was like, what?

00:12:47.000 And that's why the crowd was booing.

00:12:48.000 Oh.

00:12:49.000 That sucks.

00:12:50.000 Yeah, fight game.

00:12:51.000 Vancouver.

00:12:52.000 That's my fault for leaving it to the judges.

00:12:53.000 Not the best performance.

00:12:54.000 That's on me.

00:12:56.000 Well, you're forgiven.

00:12:58.000 Thank you, sir.

00:12:59.000 Thank you, sir.

00:13:02.000 England, Brad Pickett.

00:13:03.000 The Caddies fighting undefeated, 19-0.

00:13:06.000 I bet you your coaches are more nervous at this point.

00:13:11.000 Big John, that's a tight shirt.

00:13:13.000 Big John.

00:13:14.000 Got a set of tits on him.

00:13:17.000 He's the best.

00:13:18.000 He's my favorite ref by far.

00:13:21.000 He's also a cop.

00:13:24.000 He's a badass.

00:13:25.000 He's the best we got.

00:13:26.000 By far the best we got.

00:13:28.000 He's so intense in the back when he comes back.

00:13:30.000 Oh man.

00:13:31.000 Super intense.

00:13:32.000 Really?

00:13:32.000 I think Pickett's the biggest underdog on the main card.

00:13:36.000 He is?

00:13:36.000 He's underdog here?

00:13:37.000 I think he's plus 550. The caddy's fighting this Brazilian Almeida's 19-0, man.

00:13:42.000 Doing something right if you're 19-0.

00:13:45.000 Unless you're fighting Powerpuffs.

00:13:48.000 There he is.

00:13:49.000 Look at him.

00:13:50.000 Yeah, minus 660. I mean, what's the point of even betting?

00:13:54.000 Explain what minus 660 is.

00:13:57.000 I'm an idiot when it comes to gambling.

00:13:59.000 You'd have to put $660 on it to win $100.

00:14:01.000 Wow.

00:14:03.000 That's a bad deal.

00:14:05.000 That's ridiculous.

00:14:06.000 I can't believe Robbie Lawler is the underdog.

00:14:08.000 You know what?

00:14:09.000 I get it.

00:14:09.000 You know why?

00:14:10.000 Because Roy can wrestle.

00:14:12.000 Rory is so good.

00:14:13.000 Rory is so good.

00:14:14.000 He did beat him before.

00:14:15.000 I know.

00:14:16.000 Yeah, I know.

00:14:16.000 I agree.

00:14:18.000 I'll tell you what.

00:14:18.000 I would not want to be an odds maker in Vegas that does fighting odds.

00:14:22.000 Why?

00:14:23.000 Because if anything happens...

00:14:24.000 Like Connor Chad.

00:14:25.000 It's a 12-day notice?

00:14:27.000 Yeah.

00:14:27.000 Right?

00:14:27.000 Right around 12-day notice.

00:14:28.000 You've got to make those odds.

00:14:30.000 We don't know what Chad was doing.

00:14:32.000 Was he in camp training?

00:14:33.000 Because I know Chad...

00:14:34.000 The thing about Chad is he'll take some time off.

00:14:37.000 He's known to take time off and then go into camp...

00:14:39.000 When he has a fight.

00:14:40.000 I didn't know that.

00:14:41.000 I didn't know he takes time off.

00:14:41.000 He's known as a guy that hunts and takes some time off.

00:14:44.000 So was he in camp, or did he get the call and he's playing grab ass with warthogs and wherever, and it was like, shit, I better get in there.

00:14:51.000 12 days, I'll fight Connor in 12 days' notice.

00:14:52.000 So the people who set the odds are privy to that type of information?

00:14:55.000 No, no.

00:14:56.000 That's the thing.

00:14:56.000 That's why betting on fighting is tough.

00:14:59.000 I'm very nervous about the Conor McGregor fight.

00:15:02.000 But what makes me nervous about the Conor fight, my heart, I want Conor to win.

00:15:07.000 He's the best thing to happen in the UFC in a long time since Brock Lesnar.

00:15:10.000 By far, great left hand.

00:15:11.000 These guys are banging, by the way.

00:15:13.000 Super banging.

00:15:14.000 But did you see Conor during the weigh-ins?

00:15:16.000 He was drawn the fuck out.

00:15:18.000 He really was.

00:15:19.000 He looked very thin.

00:15:20.000 He looked like Dallas Buyers Club.

00:15:21.000 He was wearing sunglasses throughout the whole thing, and I was wondering why, and then I saw how...

00:15:26.000 Oh!

00:15:27.000 Pick it!

00:15:27.000 Big left hand.

00:15:28.000 Oh, pick it!

00:15:30.000 When you take him down, it gives him a chance to recover.

00:15:31.000 What are you doing?

00:15:32.000 You're a boxer!

00:15:33.000 Well, he's an MMA fighter, Brian.

00:15:35.000 I know, I know.

00:15:35.000 Don't ever say that.

00:15:36.000 Come on, come on.

00:15:36.000 You had him.

00:15:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah!

00:15:38.000 No, no, don't take him down.

00:15:39.000 There you go.

00:15:39.000 It's over.

00:15:40.000 There you go.

00:15:41.000 Come on, come on.

00:15:41.000 Come on.

00:15:42.000 Oh!

00:15:43.000 Now what?

00:15:44.000 No, no, no!

00:15:45.000 No, he's out.

00:15:46.000 He's out.

00:15:46.000 No, let him stand up, man.

00:15:48.000 He's rocked.

00:15:50.000 See, a guy can recover when you do this.

00:15:52.000 Right.

00:15:53.000 Oh!

00:15:53.000 Big elbow.

00:15:54.000 He really took him out there.

00:15:55.000 Wow.

00:15:56.000 That's huge.

00:15:58.000 He's still not right.

00:15:58.000 Come on, come on.

00:15:59.000 He's not right.

00:16:00.000 We don't want to rush in, B. Right.

00:16:02.000 He's being patient.

00:16:03.000 He's being patient.

00:16:04.000 It's called being a pro.

00:16:06.000 It's called being a pro, Brandon.

00:16:07.000 Believe me, I've rushed in there, Brian Callen.

00:16:10.000 And paid a price.

00:16:11.000 Paid a deep, deep price against a guy named Ben Rothwell.

00:16:14.000 I think he's number six in the world now.

00:16:15.000 God damn it.

00:16:16.000 So what's Pickett feeling right now?

00:16:18.000 What is he thinking?

00:16:18.000 He's staying calm.

00:16:19.000 He definitely knows he's winning the fight.

00:16:22.000 He's winning the exchanges.

00:16:23.000 So Pickett's getting momentum here, and it's weird.

00:16:26.000 It's like your gas tank comes back.

00:16:29.000 Even if you're tired and you rock the guy, you're like, damn.

00:16:31.000 You don't even think about getting tired.

00:16:33.000 Is he happy that he's bleeding?

00:16:35.000 Does he think to himself, yeah, he's bleeding.

00:16:36.000 I'm loving the way Pickett, like his angles and stuff.

00:16:39.000 Look at him.

00:16:40.000 Oh, shit!

00:16:41.000 Oh!

00:16:43.000 Snap, son!

00:16:44.000 This is a fight.

00:16:45.000 This is a good fight.

00:16:46.000 Wow.

00:16:47.000 Wow.

00:16:48.000 Damn.

00:16:49.000 Damn.

00:16:49.000 Ooh, he's rocked.

00:16:51.000 He's at war.

00:16:52.000 What a great fight.

00:16:54.000 Jesus.

00:16:55.000 Oh, snap!

00:16:57.000 Pickett stands right there.

00:16:59.000 Look at this.

00:16:59.000 Tell you what, for one of the biggest...

00:17:01.000 Oh, snaps!

00:17:02.000 For one of the biggest UFC fights of all time, cards of all time, that's exactly how you want to start this thing off.

00:17:08.000 Yeah, it is.

00:17:08.000 Oh, snaps!

00:17:10.000 There's a reason these boys kicked this fight off, or card off.

00:17:13.000 Good God.

00:17:15.000 Pickett, keep your hands up.

00:17:17.000 Wow.

00:17:18.000 I'll tell you what, my man Alameda came back here.

00:17:21.000 He's...

00:17:22.000 A tough round to score.

00:17:24.000 Super tough round to score.

00:17:25.000 I would still give it to Pickett.

00:17:26.000 Got it.

00:17:27.000 Caught him twice.

00:17:28.000 Caught him twice.

00:17:29.000 Well, there's still a minute left.

00:17:31.000 That's a lot of time to change things.

00:17:36.000 You see what I'm saying about the octagon though?

00:17:37.000 Yes.

00:17:38.000 So the Octagon's NASCAR, but the fighters are clean now.

00:17:42.000 So you just flip the script.

00:17:43.000 So now the UFC, you know...

00:17:45.000 By the way, they're wearing the same shorts, kind of, right?

00:17:48.000 I mean, it's hard to say, well, one guy in the white...

00:17:50.000 Oh, I agree.

00:17:51.000 I don't think you should do white and black.

00:17:53.000 I think one guy should be in all red, and one guy should be in all blue or all black.

00:17:59.000 Because the corners are red and blue, right?

00:18:02.000 So we have the shorts red and blue to distinct between the two.

00:18:05.000 Because they look very fucking similar.

00:18:07.000 They do.

00:18:07.000 It's very confusing.

00:18:08.000 They really do.

00:18:09.000 Oh!

00:18:10.000 Oh!

00:18:11.000 Snaps!

00:18:11.000 Dude, Pickett's got...

00:18:12.000 He's punching on angles here, right, Brendan?

00:18:14.000 What's he doing here?

00:18:15.000 Oh, yeah.

00:18:15.000 High-level boxer, man.

00:18:17.000 He is, right?

00:18:17.000 Super high-level boxer.

00:18:18.000 That's a little detail.

00:18:19.000 He's slipping.

00:18:20.000 Like, he's standing there and able to see the...

00:18:22.000 My boy Almeida is freaking winning the 10. He's throwing...

00:18:29.000 Oh!

00:18:30.000 Oh!

00:18:31.000 Snaps!

00:18:31.000 Great fight!

00:18:32.000 What a round!

00:18:33.000 What a great round!

00:18:34.000 Wow!

00:18:34.000 Round!

00:18:35.000 Look at him!

00:18:36.000 Jesus!

00:18:36.000 Oh my god!

00:18:37.000 Reebok!

00:18:40.000 Good for Reebok!

00:18:42.000 Yeah, right?

00:18:42.000 They really came up.

00:18:43.000 Good for them, I know.

00:18:45.000 Long way from Reebok pumps.

00:18:49.000 Long way.

00:18:50.000 When did they even start making fight shorts?

00:18:53.000 Right now.

00:18:53.000 This is the first fight.

00:18:54.000 Yeah, this is the very first fight.

00:18:56.000 Amazing.

00:18:57.000 I'll tell you what, though.

00:18:57.000 I like the clean look.

00:18:59.000 I like the...

00:19:00.000 You know, I've been really outspoken how I don't like Reebok, but I like the clean look.

00:19:05.000 You do, right?

00:19:06.000 Does that make sense?

00:19:06.000 Yeah.

00:19:07.000 It looks better.

00:19:08.000 But the octagon's messy.

00:19:10.000 So you like the uniformity of the fighters?

00:19:12.000 I like the uniform, but what I think we should have done is said, alright, Reebok's going to supply you guys with all this gear.

00:19:19.000 You can have any other sponsors, just no apparel sponsors.

00:19:22.000 You can't have anything else but no apparel.

00:19:24.000 So now the fighters look basic, but the octagon looks like a fucking taxi cab with those...

00:19:31.000 Looks like a Jackson Pollock painting, as they say.

00:19:34.000 Hey, is there any way we can get more ring girls?

00:19:35.000 Because I don't think four is enough.

00:19:37.000 Can we get eight?

00:19:38.000 Is there any way we can get eight?

00:19:40.000 There it is.

00:19:41.000 These guys are doing it here.

00:19:43.000 Doing it?

00:19:44.000 What were you going to say?

00:19:45.000 I don't know.

00:19:46.000 You're going to say these guys are sweating?

00:19:48.000 These guys are tough and sweating.

00:19:51.000 Boy, these guys are fighting.

00:19:52.000 They're fighting.

00:19:53.000 Brian will throw that in every now and then.

00:19:55.000 Boy, these guys are breathing.

00:19:56.000 I like the way he's moving.

00:19:58.000 Brendan, you know what I'm doing?

00:19:59.000 Ask me what I'm doing when I watch this fight.

00:20:01.000 You're acting like you're moving?

00:20:03.000 I'm studying.

00:20:03.000 You're studying him?

00:20:04.000 Yeah.

00:20:05.000 I'm using this.

00:20:06.000 Oh!

00:20:07.000 Oh!

00:20:08.000 Snaps!

00:20:09.000 Flying knee, son!

00:20:11.000 Wow!

00:20:12.000 What a winner!

00:20:13.000 20-0!

00:20:14.000 20-0.

00:20:15.000 Can we rank this guy in the top 15 now?

00:20:17.000 Holy shit.

00:20:18.000 Wow, that's amazing.

00:20:20.000 Good.

00:20:21.000 That's a perfect example of what you just said.

00:20:23.000 First round, sort of a little bit tentative, and then he just picked it up halfway through.

00:20:28.000 That's what's heartbreaking about this sport, man.

00:20:31.000 Does such a good job and gets caught with a knee.

00:20:33.000 At this level, even at this weight, there's just no room for error, man.

00:20:37.000 You take one time off and it's just...

00:20:39.000 I'm not saying Pigott took time off, but there's no gap for error.

00:20:42.000 Every other sport, you can kind of get away with it.

00:20:45.000 Boom!

00:20:47.000 Great stop by McCarthy.

00:20:51.000 I agree 100%.

00:20:52.000 You have Eve Levine, you're going to get your ass, whoops, son, down at the bottom there.

00:20:57.000 That's Eve Levine, you're in trouble.

00:20:59.000 Would he not have stopped that one?

00:21:01.000 No, he's going to take a couple of hits.

00:21:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not good for his head.

00:21:04.000 Oh, shit, I don't like that.

00:21:05.000 Look at this.

00:21:06.000 Who lets it run?

00:21:07.000 Boom!

00:21:07.000 What a beautiful jab.

00:21:08.000 Eve Levine does?

00:21:09.000 If Eve Levine comes in the bag and he's like, I'm going to be your referee tonight, I go, oh, shit.

00:21:14.000 Who's the most prudent?

00:21:16.000 McCarthy's the best in the business.

00:21:18.000 And McCarthy usually does...

00:21:19.000 I bet he's the main event guy.

00:21:21.000 McCarthy usually does the big fights.

00:21:23.000 Because he's so damn good.

00:21:25.000 There's not too much controversy with McCarthy.

00:21:27.000 But Pickett got back up, though.

00:21:29.000 I mean, like, right away.

00:21:30.000 He didn't die.

00:21:31.000 Yeah, but why did they stop it?

00:21:32.000 Because he was out.

00:21:33.000 A couple more minutes.

00:21:34.000 No, no.

00:21:34.000 A couple more minutes.

00:21:35.000 Why?

00:21:35.000 Two more minutes.

00:21:36.000 You don't want the guy to die.

00:21:37.000 Two more minutes?

00:21:38.000 Yeah.

00:21:38.000 I mean, he got up.

00:21:39.000 It's not like he was, like, laying there.

00:21:41.000 You know what?

00:21:41.000 No, he wasn't.

00:21:42.000 He got up.

00:21:42.000 No, he was fucked up.

00:21:44.000 He was super fucked up.

00:21:45.000 That's, like, automaticity.

00:21:46.000 Like, that's...

00:21:46.000 I don't even know what that word means, but let me tell you this right now.

00:21:48.000 The guy got up, and he deserves two more minutes.

00:21:51.000 Two more minutes.

00:21:52.000 That's some boxing shit.

00:21:54.000 So boxing, you get dropped like that, a ref comes up and goes, one, two, so you can kind of gather your shit and get back together.

00:22:00.000 That's why you get horrible brain damage.

00:22:02.000 That's why the UFC is safer.

00:22:03.000 Just saying the ratings would go up a little bit more if he got two more minutes.

00:22:06.000 If he took out a knife and slit his throat.

00:22:09.000 I think there should be knives.

00:22:11.000 Personally, knives.

00:22:11.000 So what you're saying is that he got up because of gut instinct, like just his body is behaving.

00:22:15.000 When you saw him get caught, he got knocked out on his feet, he landed on the ground, he was out, and then he came to.

00:22:19.000 He wasn't out.

00:22:20.000 And then he came to, but it's very dangerous to let a fight go after that.

00:22:23.000 Phenomenal fight, though.

00:22:24.000 Phenomenal.

00:22:26.000 Phenomenal fight.

00:22:26.000 Boom!

00:22:26.000 Great left hook.

00:22:27.000 Picket did a great job.

00:22:28.000 He just got caught against a great fighter.

00:22:30.000 Now, is there any way we could spray paint some more sponsors?

00:22:34.000 I mean, I see a couple areas open on the map.

00:22:36.000 But that's valuable real estate, right?

00:22:37.000 So how much does that cost Monster?

00:22:39.000 It would probably cost them millions just to rent that space.

00:22:43.000 Yeah, not cheap for the biggest fight.

00:22:44.000 They can do it on my chest if they want for that kind of money.

00:22:46.000 Is this a bad deal for fighters, then, that they're made to wear all Reebok in terms of just sponsorship?

00:22:51.000 For fighters like Brendan, yes.

00:22:54.000 Yeah.

00:22:55.000 Money-wise, yeah.

00:22:55.000 Yeah, not good.

00:22:56.000 Yeah, I figured.

00:22:58.000 Because typically, if you become a fighter who has got a following like Brendan, or if you're a fighter that has...

00:23:06.000 Really, anyone.

00:23:07.000 Yeah, you can wear, you can make cut deals with various companies and say, give me 40 grand and I'll wear this t-shirt.

00:23:15.000 Boom!

00:23:16.000 But Brian, can they wear their own sponsorship during interviews?

00:23:20.000 No.

00:23:21.000 Not a week, right?

00:23:23.000 Not the week of.

00:23:24.000 Well, that's not fair.

00:23:25.000 How is that fair?

00:23:27.000 That's life, my man.

00:23:29.000 It's out of our control.

00:23:31.000 If you want to be a fighter, if you want to make a lot of money, you probably don't want to be an MMA fighter.

00:23:37.000 I mean, if you're the exception like Brandon, okay.

00:23:39.000 Or you gotta be a 1%er and win non-stop.

00:23:41.000 Like the U.S. female World Cup soccer team, right?

00:23:45.000 They make, what, $50,000, $60,000 a year.

00:23:47.000 Not a lot of money.

00:23:48.000 But the reason why, what's that chick's name, the hot one?

00:23:51.000 What's her name?

00:23:51.000 Alex Morgan.

00:23:52.000 Alex Morgan makes $300,000, $400,000, $500,000 because of sponsorship, endorsements.

00:23:57.000 But she's not wearing those endorsements on the soccer field.

00:24:00.000 She's getting it from Gatorade, Nike, all that stuff.

00:24:03.000 Oh, for the commercial, yeah, yeah.

00:24:04.000 Wilmer's a good guy, man.

00:24:07.000 Is he a buddy, Brian?

00:24:08.000 I hung out with him, and he was a cool dude.

00:24:11.000 He did Mad TV a couple of times, Will.

00:24:13.000 He's a really nice guy, yeah.

00:24:14.000 Because that 70s show, he's killing it on that 70s show, right?

00:24:18.000 Yeah, he doesn't act as much.

00:24:19.000 He's more into politics.

00:24:20.000 He's thinking about going into politics.

00:24:22.000 At least that's when I talked to him.

00:24:23.000 Well, because his show got syndicated, so he's just getting boatloads of money.

00:24:28.000 Because your show gets syndicated, you're boned.

00:24:29.000 70's show, think how big that was.

00:24:31.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:24:31.000 70's show is huge.

00:24:32.000 Bobby, how much do you think guys like that make now, though?

00:24:34.000 I don't know.

00:24:34.000 What are the residuals?

00:24:35.000 A ton.

00:24:35.000 70's show?

00:24:36.000 He probably makes, residual-wise?

00:24:37.000 Yeah.

00:24:38.000 He could probably make a couple hundred thousand, maybe.

00:24:41.000 A year?

00:24:42.000 A year, yeah.

00:24:42.000 That's it?

00:24:43.000 Not more than that.

00:24:44.000 Wow, I thought he'd make more than that.

00:24:45.000 You'd be surprised.

00:24:46.000 You'd be surprised, yeah.

00:24:47.000 Ashton Kutcher's ballin', though.

00:24:49.000 Yeah, but he's on Two and a Half Men, though, right?

00:24:51.000 He's making all the money on that.

00:24:52.000 He also has a lot of other businesses.

00:24:55.000 Yeah.

00:24:55.000 He's an investor on Twitter and stuff.

00:24:56.000 You know, he got into Airbnb.

00:24:57.000 Twitter and Airbnb when it first started.

00:24:59.000 Only a few people.

00:25:01.000 Powerful Chad Mendes.

00:25:02.000 Like Eric Stonestreet is making a shitload of money.

00:25:04.000 You know Stonestreet?

00:25:05.000 Which one's he?

00:25:06.000 He's on Modern Family.

00:25:07.000 He plays Cam, the fat gay guy.

00:25:10.000 Is he gay in real life?

00:25:12.000 No.

00:25:12.000 But the redhead is.

00:25:13.000 Yes.

00:25:13.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:25:15.000 Chad Mendes.

00:25:17.000 Paige Van Ant's in the back.

00:25:18.000 Not mad at her at all.

00:25:20.000 She's gorgeous.

00:25:21.000 Super pretty.

00:25:21.000 Oh my god, she's gorgeous.

00:25:22.000 It's hard for me to watch her get punched in the face.

00:25:25.000 There's the man of the hour.

00:25:27.000 Love the suit.

00:25:28.000 Love it.

00:25:29.000 Look at him.

00:25:30.000 Look at him.

00:25:32.000 Look at him.

00:25:33.000 Five fights in the UFC, and he's the biggest star.

00:25:36.000 How cool is that?

00:25:37.000 Look at him.

00:25:37.000 He's awesome.

00:25:38.000 Because he backs it up.

00:25:40.000 What's going on in his head right now, Brennan?

00:25:43.000 You can't get in there, but what do you think?

00:25:44.000 If you had to guess as a fighter?

00:25:47.000 For him, man, he's a different animal, man.

00:25:51.000 I think he's just excited to get in there, you know?

00:25:54.000 Oh, can we turn the sound up on this?

00:25:56.000 No, I think we're good, Brian.

00:25:58.000 For a commercial, we're good.

00:26:00.000 I like it.

00:26:00.000 Don't ever listen to Brian on sound.

00:26:02.000 Ever.

00:26:03.000 Oh, look at this.

00:26:07.000 Boom.

00:26:08.000 Jesus.

00:26:11.000 I think Ronda's the most dominant Female mixed martial arts athlete, but I think Serena Williams is the most dominant female athlete.

00:26:21.000 She just won Wimbledon.

00:26:23.000 Did she beat Venus, right?

00:26:24.000 Yes.

00:26:24.000 She won today.

00:26:25.000 She won today, and think about the competition she's facing.

00:26:29.000 Worldwide.

00:26:30.000 Worldwide.

00:26:30.000 For everyone from Russia to Tennessee.

00:26:33.000 I think her record this year is something like 45-1.

00:26:36.000 And the thing is, she's competing all the time, nonstop.

00:26:38.000 Ronda competes twice a year, right?

00:26:41.000 Like, Betch, Korea...

00:26:43.000 Okay.

00:26:44.000 That's a tough sell, man.

00:26:45.000 Yeah, it is.

00:26:46.000 That's a fucking tough sell.

00:26:48.000 Like, Serena's going to war.

00:26:50.000 She's going to war.

00:26:51.000 With the best of the world.

00:26:52.000 She's playing four and five hour sets.

00:26:53.000 And how long has tennis been around?

00:26:54.000 Yeah.

00:26:54.000 Women's tennis is a big deal.

00:26:56.000 Yes, it is.

00:26:56.000 So the competition is way higher than women's MMA. I'm not hating on Rhonda.

00:27:02.000 We all know I love Rhonda.

00:27:03.000 Can I say something?

00:27:04.000 She's considered the best female.

00:27:05.000 Tennis player ever now.

00:27:07.000 Ever!

00:27:08.000 So when Sports Illustrated said Ronda Rousey, best, most dominant female athlete of all time, I disagree.

00:27:14.000 Serena Williams is by far better.

00:27:16.000 She's been around for so long.

00:27:18.000 May I say something?

00:27:18.000 Go ahead, sir.

00:27:19.000 I did a sketch with Serena Williams, and she's very nice, but she smelled funny.

00:27:23.000 That's all I have to say.

00:27:23.000 Damn it!

00:27:24.000 She really smelled weird.

00:27:25.000 That's racist.

00:27:26.000 No, that had nothing to do with that.

00:27:27.000 Wait, wait.

00:27:28.000 She smelled funny.

00:27:29.000 Was it possible that she ate some...

00:27:31.000 No, we did a sketch where we played tennis, right?

00:27:34.000 And then I took a photo with her, and she smelled funny.

00:27:36.000 That's all I'm saying.

00:27:37.000 What do you mean smells funny?

00:27:38.000 No, like hot blood.

00:27:40.000 Like hot blood?

00:27:41.000 That might be testosterone.

00:27:42.000 Something was curdled.

00:27:43.000 Like curdled blood.

00:27:44.000 I've never smoked curdled blood.

00:27:45.000 Neither have I. What would you compare it to?

00:27:48.000 Like a bratwurst?

00:27:49.000 Yeah.

00:27:50.000 Like maybe Spam?

00:27:52.000 Everybody smells funny sometimes, but listen.

00:27:54.000 Alright, well, it wasn't a thing.

00:27:55.000 I have nothing against her athleticism.

00:27:57.000 No, you hate Serena Williams.

00:27:59.000 That's not what I said.

00:28:00.000 No, you said it.

00:28:01.000 Let's just twist his words around.

00:28:02.000 Alright.

00:28:03.000 You said she smells like death.

00:28:04.000 She's a nice person, that's all.

00:28:06.000 She smells funny.

00:28:06.000 That's just a fact.

00:28:07.000 Let's move on.

00:28:08.000 Hey, I'll tell you what.

00:28:09.000 She's too much for you, Calen.

00:28:10.000 Oh, 100%.

00:28:11.000 Too much.

00:28:12.000 Are you kidding?

00:28:12.000 Bobby Lee, too much for you?

00:28:13.000 Yes.

00:28:14.000 Had a conversation with her.

00:28:15.000 She's too much for me.

00:28:15.000 I was looking at her ass and her legs and her arms.

00:28:17.000 I was like, well, I'm way too light in the ass.

00:28:20.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:28:20.000 I'm too light in the ass.

00:28:21.000 No, I went to, it was in Miami.

00:28:23.000 It was like the Miami Open or something like that.

00:28:25.000 And I knew her agent and they brought me in the back while she was warming up.

00:28:28.000 And I was like, Jesus Christ.

00:28:30.000 She's too much for me.

00:28:31.000 She's too much of an animal.

00:28:33.000 And you're a big...

00:28:33.000 You mean to make love to?

00:28:35.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:28:35.000 Yeah.

00:28:36.000 To tangle the sheets naked, Bobby.

00:28:37.000 She'll toss me around like a baton, like a circus baton.

00:28:39.000 She would eat you like a sardine.

00:28:41.000 You're an appetizer.

00:28:42.000 You're a waste of her fucking time.

00:28:43.000 Her thigh, one thigh alone is the size of your waist.

00:28:46.000 I saw her at the Australian Open in Melbourne.

00:28:49.000 She is so just beautifully muscular on everything.

00:28:53.000 She's pretty, though.

00:28:54.000 She's gorgeous.

00:28:54.000 She's super pretty.

00:28:55.000 I think she's a very pretty face.

00:28:56.000 She's just...

00:28:57.000 I smelled her.

00:28:58.000 I smelled her.

00:28:59.000 She smelled like apricots.

00:29:00.000 And she has some tiggle bitties.

00:29:02.000 Tiggle bitties and a blowout ass.

00:29:04.000 A blowout ass, sir.

00:29:06.000 More athletic than anyone in this room.

00:29:08.000 Sir, you could rest all your books on that ass.

00:29:11.000 That is a shelf.

00:29:11.000 I can't handle that.

00:29:12.000 She's too much for me, which I've never said that before in my life, but she's too much, sir.

00:29:16.000 She's way too much.

00:29:18.000 She dated LeVon Arrington for a couple of minutes.

00:29:21.000 LeVon Arrington.

00:29:22.000 LeVon Arrington.

00:29:23.000 And then Roy Williams, right?

00:29:25.000 Didn't she do Common?

00:29:27.000 Oh yeah, she did date Common.

00:29:28.000 Good call.

00:29:29.000 He's sort of like a slender guy.

00:29:31.000 He's small.

00:29:32.000 He's probably whispering in the air some fucking poems and shit.

00:29:34.000 Or he's driving.

00:29:36.000 Common has a fucking...

00:29:37.000 He's riding high.

00:29:38.000 He's riding high, deep, and true.

00:29:39.000 Common has that tan iguana dick 100%.

00:29:43.000 My boy Brandon Thatch.

00:29:44.000 So, at Wish Nightclub in Denver, Colorado, the security team was myself, Brandon Thatch, and Cody Donovan.

00:29:52.000 That was the security team.

00:29:53.000 That's a problem.

00:29:54.000 I don't want any trouble with any of that.

00:29:55.000 I don't want to cause any problems.

00:29:56.000 Brandon Thatch's dad is known freaking around Denver.

00:29:59.000 He's such a badass.

00:30:01.000 There's pressure on Brandon growing up because his dad, Clarence Thatch, was such a badass in Denver.

00:30:06.000 Kickboxer, ran a gym.

00:30:08.000 He trained his son since he was little.

00:30:09.000 So, Brandon's always been kind of this...

00:30:12.000 He's been the guy in the gym who was never super dedicated, but he was the most talented by far.

00:30:17.000 And I'd always say, if that kid ever got his shit together, he's going to be champion one day.

00:30:20.000 He's going to be a monster.

00:30:21.000 Does he have his shit together?

00:30:22.000 He has his shit together.

00:30:23.000 He got his shit together.

00:30:25.000 He's in the UFC right now.

00:30:26.000 How does he suck that much weight?

00:30:27.000 What's he walking around with?

00:30:28.000 He's huge.

00:30:28.000 He's huge, man.

00:30:30.000 God, I can't remember the last time I've seen him.

00:30:32.000 He's the biggest welterweight I know.

00:30:34.000 He's bigger than St. Pierre by far.

00:30:35.000 Jesus.

00:30:36.000 By far.

00:30:36.000 St. Pierre used to fly Thatch up when he was getting ready for Condit.

00:30:40.000 Wow.

00:30:40.000 St. Pierre would fly Thatch up.

00:30:42.000 Thatch's stand-up is second to none, man.

00:30:44.000 Really?

00:30:44.000 If he can get comfortable, it's second to none.

00:30:46.000 Wow.

00:30:47.000 You want to talk about a ladies' man?

00:30:48.000 Yeah.

00:30:48.000 If you're talking about the freaking CEO of Black Belts and Chicken Heads.

00:30:53.000 Is that right?

00:30:53.000 He's the CEO. I'm an intern.

00:30:54.000 He's a cutie pie.

00:30:56.000 He pulls more girls than I do.

00:31:02.000 Really?

00:31:02.000 100%.

00:31:03.000 He's got narrow shoulders.

00:31:04.000 You know why?

00:31:05.000 He's a raver.

00:31:06.000 He was a raver forever.

00:31:08.000 Before fights in Denver, this fool would turn on like nunchucks with flames.

00:31:14.000 I swear to God.

00:31:15.000 And he goes before he'd walk out.

00:31:17.000 Wow.

00:31:18.000 Dime piece.

00:31:19.000 The way he's talking to a girl.

00:31:20.000 Powerful Lester Bowling.

00:31:21.000 That's Elliot Marshall, my good buddy.

00:31:23.000 And that's Christian Allen, my first coach.

00:31:25.000 Where's Lester Bowling?

00:31:26.000 Lester Bowling's right there.

00:31:27.000 Okay.

00:31:28.000 He's the guy who looks like a fire hydrant with ears.

00:31:31.000 Yep, yep.

00:31:31.000 Wrestler?

00:31:32.000 Phenomenal wrestler.

00:31:33.000 He was the head coach for GSP for wrestling, myself, Shane Carlin, Nate Mark Hart.

00:31:39.000 You're talking about the cream of the crop, at least they're bowling, man.

00:31:41.000 They don't get better than him.

00:31:42.000 The old man behind him is Edward James Olmos.

00:31:44.000 That's exactly right.

00:31:47.000 And then Elliot Marshall, he runs Easton's in Denver.

00:31:51.000 He's a black belt, competing in jiu-jitsu forever, competing in the UFC. And then to the left is Christian Allen, who is Thatch's striking coach.

00:31:58.000 I'm telling you, if Thatch can get loose, you're going to see a crazy-ass knockout tonight.

00:32:01.000 If he gets comfortable.

00:32:02.000 I've seen this boy do some shit.

00:32:05.000 He's like a giant...

00:32:07.000 Listen to this.

00:32:08.000 He's like a giant Anthony Pettis.

00:32:10.000 He can go both ways.

00:32:11.000 Oh, boy.

00:32:12.000 He can go orthodox, unorthodox.

00:32:13.000 He's crazy.

00:32:14.000 Southpaw, whatever.

00:32:15.000 Look how big he is.

00:32:16.000 He's big.

00:32:17.000 But you know what?

00:32:17.000 If there's an Achilles heel to Brandon Thatch, you know what it is?

00:32:20.000 I can say what it is.

00:32:21.000 Go ahead.

00:32:22.000 My guess is that he's easily broken.

00:32:26.000 No.

00:32:27.000 No.

00:32:27.000 God damn it.

00:32:28.000 No, Brian.

00:32:29.000 Not at all.

00:32:30.000 He's a warrior.

00:32:31.000 God damn it.

00:32:32.000 Okay.

00:32:32.000 You don't get the...

00:32:33.000 No!

00:32:34.000 Hold on, hold on.

00:32:35.000 Jiu-Jitsu!

00:32:36.000 Ah, shit.

00:32:36.000 I meant Jiu-Jitsu.

00:32:37.000 He's been working on it, but...

00:32:39.000 I meant Jiu-Jitsu.

00:32:39.000 He's never been a guy that...

00:32:41.000 I had to attack his character.

00:32:43.000 God damn it.

00:32:43.000 Why?

00:32:44.000 He's a good guy.

00:32:45.000 I don't know.

00:32:45.000 He breaks easy.

00:32:46.000 Yeah, man.

00:32:47.000 He's on one of the biggest UFC fight cards of the year because he breaks easy.

00:32:50.000 Right, right.

00:32:51.000 That's so funny.

00:32:52.000 He's a beast.

00:32:53.000 You know what else?

00:32:54.000 If Brennan's friends with somebody, he's going to defend him to the fucking death.

00:32:57.000 Really?

00:32:58.000 This is true.

00:32:58.000 We're friends now.

00:32:59.000 You can't see it.

00:33:00.000 I get bullied a lot.

00:33:02.000 You can tell.

00:33:02.000 Look at me.

00:33:03.000 I'll come to Laugh Act and slap some people around.

00:33:05.000 Okay, thank you.

00:33:06.000 Yeah, Brennan will beat up everybody.

00:33:08.000 Now, this guy right here, though.

00:33:09.000 Phenomenal jiu-jitsu.

00:33:10.000 But he has really pretty eyes.

00:33:12.000 His eyes are nice.

00:33:13.000 He's from Iceland!

00:33:15.000 Doesn't he train with Connor, right?

00:33:17.000 Very close friend.

00:33:18.000 That's why everyone's cheering for him.

00:33:20.000 The only time we should turn this up is when Connor walks out.

00:33:23.000 That's the only time we should turn it up.

00:33:25.000 I agree with him.

00:33:25.000 Oh, turn this Carl's Jr. commercial up.

00:33:28.000 Well, I like commercials.

00:33:31.000 If this fight goes to the ground, I'm a little worried about it.

00:33:33.000 Good luck getting Thatch down, though.

00:33:35.000 Good luck getting him down.

00:33:37.000 Phenomenal takedown defense.

00:33:39.000 Crazy knees.

00:33:41.000 Yikes.

00:33:42.000 He's got to know that, too.

00:33:43.000 I don't know how one goes in there, and you're fighting a monster, and he's going to try to knee and kick and punch your head off, and there are really no gloves.

00:33:50.000 Well, the thing is, when your jiu-jitsu is as good as Gunnar Nelson, you've beat guys like Jeff Monson, you're not too concerned about, you know?

00:33:57.000 Like, he's been there with tough guys.

00:34:00.000 Yeah, doesn't matter.

00:34:01.000 He's taken every opponent down.

00:34:04.000 Yeah, he's never fought a guy like Thatch in the UFC, not even close.

00:34:07.000 I think his last fight was Rick Story, right?

00:34:09.000 He lost by decision?

00:34:10.000 I think it was a close decision.

00:34:12.000 He lost to Rick Story.

00:34:12.000 That's a body that has never done steroids right there, ladies and gentlemen.

00:34:15.000 Rick Story actually was able to take him down.

00:34:17.000 Yeah.

00:34:18.000 You know what?

00:34:20.000 Thatch's wrestling is not bad at all.

00:34:21.000 I wouldn't be surprised if Thatch takes him down and just makes it up.

00:34:23.000 My girlfriend knows so much.

00:34:24.000 I don't.

00:34:25.000 I'm a passive.

00:34:25.000 Baby, you know so fucking much.

00:34:28.000 You know some shit.

00:34:28.000 You go, girl.

00:34:28.000 You know more than Brian.

00:34:29.000 Hey, man.

00:34:30.000 Hey, fuck you, man.

00:34:32.000 Don't.

00:34:32.000 New show.

00:34:34.000 The Fighter and the Hot Girl.

00:34:35.000 Brian, you're fine.

00:34:36.000 Hey, man.

00:34:37.000 The Fighter and the Hot Girl.

00:34:39.000 Your girlfriend's very hot, Bobby.

00:34:40.000 Congratulations!

00:34:42.000 A lot of sex going on.

00:34:49.000 Dude, by the way, Brandon, that's 6'2".

00:34:52.000 It's no joke.

00:34:53.000 He's huge, but look, only a 2 1⁄2 inch reach.

00:34:56.000 Advantage.

00:34:57.000 What does he suck down from?

00:35:00.000 He's every bit of 210 pounds.

00:35:04.000 Wow.

00:35:05.000 And shredded.

00:35:06.000 Jesus Christ.

00:35:07.000 Thatch is a monster, man.

00:35:09.000 My Colorado boy is proud of those guys.

00:35:11.000 Love those guys.

00:35:12.000 Jesus.

00:35:13.000 What's the black guy's name?

00:35:14.000 Herb Gray?

00:35:15.000 What's his name?

00:35:15.000 Herb Dean.

00:35:16.000 That's it.

00:35:17.000 I call him Dean.

00:35:18.000 I call him Herb Dean.

00:35:20.000 I'm not gonna lie to you guys.

00:35:21.000 I heard Herb has a...

00:35:24.000 Pterodactyl dick.

00:35:26.000 No.

00:35:26.000 How?

00:35:27.000 Straight up.

00:35:28.000 It's the rumor around the Fight Club, my man.

00:35:31.000 Well, of course he does.

00:35:33.000 But see, I wouldn't say of course.

00:35:36.000 What does that mean?

00:35:37.000 I mean, how tall is he?

00:35:39.000 6'2"?

00:35:40.000 He's 7'6".

00:35:42.000 He's 7'6".

00:35:43.000 He's 6-something, right?

00:35:44.000 And he's a big African-American?

00:35:46.000 Doesn't matter.

00:35:46.000 He's not going to have a little one.

00:35:47.000 Well, no.

00:35:48.000 Shaquille O'Neal.

00:35:48.000 They say he has a baby bird dick.

00:35:51.000 What?

00:35:52.000 That's what everyone says.

00:35:53.000 His ex-girlfriend came out and said it was a joke.

00:35:56.000 There's actually a friend of mine dated a guy in the UFC who's black and she says he's hung like a field mouse.

00:36:03.000 Which one is it?

00:36:04.000 I can't say.

00:36:06.000 We'll talk about it off here.

00:36:08.000 I spotted Arnold Schwarzenegger in the crowd.

00:36:10.000 He loves Conor McGregor.

00:36:11.000 Here we go.

00:36:12.000 Here we go.

00:36:13.000 Here we go.

00:36:13.000 Look at Gunnar.

00:36:14.000 Look at Gunner.

00:36:15.000 Well, he's used to going with Conner, so he's going to see some kicks.

00:36:19.000 Talk about a clash of styles.

00:36:23.000 Come on, Thatchy.

00:36:25.000 Thatch got the dome on him.

00:36:27.000 Big head.

00:36:27.000 He's got a dome.

00:36:28.000 Big head.

00:36:29.000 Thatch is where he has a takedown.

00:36:31.000 Well, the takedown, my man.

00:36:33.000 Got to be careful of the takedown.

00:36:34.000 Gunner's just trying to get him to the cage.

00:36:35.000 Oh, ouch, ouch, it's going to hurt.

00:36:38.000 A lot of ink.

00:36:39.000 You know what?

00:36:39.000 It looks like he's just rocking boxes underneath those.

00:36:42.000 Probably.

00:36:43.000 Those are not athletic undies.

00:36:45.000 Is he wearing a cup?

00:36:46.000 Yes, you have to wear a cup.

00:36:48.000 Oh!

00:36:50.000 I'm telling you, man, wait for that to get comfortable.

00:36:53.000 You can't base his fight skills off that Ben Henderson fight.

00:36:57.000 Could it be a worse matchup for the guy?

00:36:58.000 Oh my god.

00:36:59.000 Well, also Ben Henderson is a monster!

00:37:01.000 Ben Henderson's a 1%er.

00:37:03.000 I mean, yeah.

00:37:03.000 I tell you what you don't want to do, get in the clinch with Brandon Thatch.

00:37:06.000 If I'm Gunnar Nelson...

00:37:06.000 Because he's kneeing you up?

00:37:07.000 Muay Thai's his shit, my man.

00:37:09.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:37:09.000 Thatch and Cowboy started Muay Thai frickin' in diapers.

00:37:13.000 They were boys.

00:37:14.000 Are they buddies?

00:37:14.000 Super buddies, yeah.

00:37:15.000 I love Cowboy.

00:37:17.000 Hey, I want to get Cowboy to come out to the show in Denver.

00:37:20.000 Yeah, probably not, man, you know?

00:37:21.000 You came last time.

00:37:22.000 Yeah, not this time.

00:37:23.000 You don't know anything.

00:37:24.000 That's a big commitment on the old leg.

00:37:27.000 On the old leg?

00:37:29.000 Yeah.

00:37:29.000 Powerful Josh Ford does a lot of his ink.

00:37:35.000 Boy, they're both hesitant, right?

00:37:36.000 This is what happens when you get caught.

00:37:37.000 Oh, no!

00:37:38.000 Oh, no!

00:37:39.000 Oh, no!

00:37:39.000 Oh, shit!

00:37:40.000 Oh, shit!

00:37:41.000 Worst case scenario, full amount just blasted in the face.

00:37:45.000 He relaxed, didn't he?

00:37:46.000 Took a little bit of time off.

00:37:48.000 Oh, that was very interesting.

00:37:49.000 I'll tell you what, not good.

00:37:51.000 And when you got Gunnar Nelson in half guard, couldn't be worse for Brandon Thatch right now.

00:37:58.000 Ouch.

00:37:58.000 Oh, boy.

00:37:59.000 Side control.

00:38:00.000 And we're not talking about just a regular old black belt.

00:38:03.000 We're talking about a guy who's competed and won, I mean, some serious competitions in jiu-jitsu.

00:38:08.000 Gunnar Nelson is a phenom on the ground.

00:38:11.000 Yeah.

00:38:12.000 Oh, boy.

00:38:12.000 He's in full amount on Brandon Thatch.

00:38:14.000 Well...

00:38:15.000 If someone said, hey, what's the worst case scenario for Brandon Thatch?

00:38:18.000 I'm like, well, I'd say mid to the first round.

00:38:20.000 He's punching the face.

00:38:21.000 Right now, what does Brandon Thatch do with his hands?

00:38:22.000 Is that what he's supposed to do?

00:38:24.000 Well, what he can't do is grab around the body.

00:38:29.000 But you've got to realize...

00:38:30.000 Oh, shit.

00:38:30.000 Oh, no.

00:38:32.000 Rear naked.

00:38:32.000 Oh, no.

00:38:33.000 That's not good.

00:38:35.000 See, I don't like the body lock.

00:38:37.000 You don't.

00:38:37.000 Nope.

00:38:38.000 Hear me out here.

00:38:39.000 Joe disagrees.

00:38:40.000 If Rogan was here, we'd be talking about this.

00:38:42.000 But the body doesn't allow you to move.

00:38:47.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:38:47.000 You're not going to advance.

00:38:50.000 And also, you've got to remember, Thatch is rocked.

00:38:53.000 So this has given Thatch a little bit of opportunity to recover.

00:38:56.000 Look at this now.

00:38:57.000 Look at this.

00:38:57.000 He's not going to do it with one hand.

00:38:59.000 No.

00:39:00.000 Two hands.

00:39:01.000 Oh, you got him.

00:39:02.000 Oh, man.

00:39:03.000 Wow!

00:39:04.000 What a fight by Gunnar Nelson, son.

00:39:07.000 Damn it.

00:39:07.000 Wow.

00:39:08.000 Hey, remember that time I hyped up a guy for an hour and then he got his ass whooped?

00:39:11.000 Yeah, that just happened.

00:39:13.000 Hey, it happens.

00:39:14.000 You know what, dude?

00:39:15.000 I don't trust you anymore.

00:39:17.000 You shouldn't.

00:39:18.000 I lost faith in you.

00:39:19.000 Bro, no, no, no.

00:39:20.000 If a friend's fighting, never listen to me.

00:39:29.000 That's two in a row for Thatch.

00:39:31.000 Those are tough matchups, man.

00:39:33.000 Too many raves.

00:39:35.000 Hopefully he's not raving anymore.

00:39:37.000 Hopefully he's not raving anymore.

00:39:38.000 Let's see what happened here.

00:39:40.000 Put his hands down.

00:39:41.000 He was looking.

00:39:42.000 Boom!

00:39:43.000 Wow.

00:39:44.000 Left hook, straight right, son.

00:39:45.000 Damn it.

00:39:46.000 What are you doing?

00:39:48.000 Put your hand up.

00:39:50.000 Oh boy.

00:39:51.000 He didn't think.

00:39:51.000 He wasn't thinking.

00:39:52.000 Momentary lapse of concentration.

00:39:54.000 And then a lot of guys...

00:39:55.000 Why do you do this, Brennan?

00:39:57.000 You should never do this, right?

00:39:58.000 Well, no.

00:39:58.000 A lot of guys who don't have a big jiu-jitsu base go to all fours.

00:40:02.000 Because that's what you're doing in wrestling.

00:40:03.000 And stand up.

00:40:04.000 You go to all fours and you stand up.

00:40:05.000 But when you have a high-level grappler, he wants you to turn that way.

00:40:08.000 Because now that he's on your back, you've got trouble.

00:40:10.000 Now, he shouldn't have let him get this either.

00:40:12.000 He should have been doing two-on-one on a glove.

00:40:14.000 He let that get around his neck and it was just all over it.

00:40:16.000 Again, man, if you're not...

00:40:19.000 Training jiu-jitsu a ton when you get in those situations.

00:40:22.000 You don't recognize it.

00:40:23.000 So it's not second nature.

00:40:24.000 If you're down there going with high-level guys a lot, it's going to be second nature.

00:40:27.000 Alright, he has my back.

00:40:28.000 I might be a little rocked.

00:40:29.000 I've got to go two on one because I'm going to control two on one.

00:40:32.000 Two hands on one.

00:40:33.000 Here's where I'm confused.

00:40:34.000 If you know you're fighting a monster like Gunnar Nelson, why are you not rolling with high-level guys all the time?

00:40:38.000 He probably is, especially if Elliot Marshall's his coach.

00:40:40.000 You're rolling with black belts.

00:40:42.000 But if it's a seven-week camp and Gunnar Nelson's been training for how long?

00:40:46.000 It's his language.

00:40:48.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:40:49.000 Thank you.

00:40:49.000 Shit.

00:40:50.000 That's a bummer, man.

00:40:52.000 It's just hard.

00:40:53.000 Great fight, but a huge win by Gunnar.

00:40:54.000 No shame.

00:40:55.000 Brandon has some shit to look at in the mirror, man.

00:40:57.000 That's a tough loss.

00:40:58.000 Now, tonight, does he cry?

00:41:00.000 I mean, do you cry when you lose like that?

00:41:02.000 Probably.

00:41:02.000 Oh, yeah.

00:41:03.000 Oh, you don't want to talk to anyone?

00:41:04.000 Certain guys take it different.

00:41:06.000 Yeah.

00:41:06.000 Like Alistair over him, he's lost, and he'll tweet out like, ah, part of the game, and then you see him like...

00:41:10.000 You seem gentle, so you seem like you would cry.

00:41:12.000 Oh, I'm going to ball crying on the ground.

00:41:15.000 Thanks, bro.

00:41:15.000 Hold him.

00:41:16.000 Hold him, Bobby.

00:41:16.000 Hold him.

00:41:17.000 Hey, Bobby, watch your hands.

00:41:18.000 Thanks, man.

00:41:19.000 Yeah, I don't deal with losses very well.

00:41:21.000 Dude, look at that great, that was a beautiful left.

00:41:24.000 Right on the chin.

00:41:26.000 If you're in that range, why are your hands down and chin up?

00:41:30.000 You're talking about a high-level striker here.

00:41:32.000 I just don't think you respected his striking.

00:41:33.000 It looks like he stepped back to reset.

00:41:36.000 He didn't step back, though.

00:41:39.000 Maybe he thought Gunnar was going to step back?

00:41:42.000 Yeah, that's what it looks like.

00:41:42.000 He misread something.

00:41:45.000 Yeah, that's tough, man.

00:41:46.000 And you get in those habits when you spar sometimes, right?

00:41:49.000 100%.

00:41:49.000 Yeah.

00:41:49.000 100% you get in those bad habits.

00:41:51.000 Yep.

00:41:51.000 Man.

00:41:52.000 Because you reset, your buddy's not going to hit you.

00:41:54.000 Now you're in a fight.

00:41:54.000 I'll tell you what's trouble, though.

00:41:56.000 Guess whose boy that is?

00:41:57.000 Connor.

00:41:57.000 You don't think that's a huge motivation boost?

00:42:00.000 Yeah.

00:42:00.000 Your boy who you went through this entire camp with, and then he just dominated the biggest fight of his career?

00:42:06.000 Amazing.

00:42:07.000 Powerful champions, Ioana and Chris Weidman.

00:42:10.000 Tell you what, Ioana, my favorite girl fighter.

00:42:12.000 I love her.

00:42:13.000 Best striker in the world for women.

00:42:15.000 A killer.

00:42:17.000 Did you say you're a killer?

00:42:18.000 No, I said a killer.

00:42:19.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:42:20.000 Look at this.

00:42:21.000 Look at these guys.

00:42:23.000 All these guys.

00:42:24.000 Damn, Rafael, this onions looks just as big as...

00:42:26.000 And he fights at 55. He's definitely not as big as...

00:42:30.000 He looks at...

00:42:30.000 No, definitely not.

00:42:32.000 No, I disagree.

00:42:32.000 This guy seems humble.

00:42:34.000 Yeah, super humble, right?

00:42:35.000 He did not celebrate at all.

00:42:36.000 He's like me.

00:42:36.000 They call him the Brian Callum.

00:42:39.000 The Ryan Kelly UFC. Gunnar Nelson, aka the kid of the UFC. I might grow my beard pretty big.

00:42:44.000 I might grow a big beard.

00:42:44.000 Have you ever had a big beard?

00:42:45.000 No, but I'm looking at these guys and I'm feeling like I need to.

00:42:49.000 Bobby, have you ever had a big beard?

00:42:50.000 I can't.

00:42:51.000 Look at me.

00:42:52.000 This is 22 years' growth right here.

00:42:54.000 It looks like ants attacking my mouth.

00:42:57.000 There's 15 hairs here.

00:42:58.000 And my pubes, they don't curl, it's straight.

00:43:01.000 They go straight out?

00:43:02.000 Yeah, yeah, straight out.

00:43:02.000 Like an urchin.

00:43:04.000 Like an urchin.

00:43:06.000 It's not because I'm athletic, it's because I'm scared.

00:43:09.000 It's constantly scared, so it sticks out like that, yeah.

00:43:11.000 It's like a porcupine trying to protect that dick.

00:43:13.000 You're welcome.

00:43:16.000 It's uni.

00:43:17.000 UFC 200. How crazy is that?

00:43:20.000 When do we stop counting?

00:43:22.000 At what point do we stop counting?

00:43:23.000 UFC 441. Well, you have to know the numbers.

00:43:27.000 I loved 296. You know what I mean?

00:43:30.000 Without numbers, how are you going to say it?

00:43:32.000 He looks good.

00:43:33.000 I agree.

00:43:34.000 Yeah, I agree.

00:43:35.000 I guess there's so many shows.

00:43:36.000 What do you do, man?

00:43:38.000 There's like Fight Night, right?

00:43:40.000 There's UFC on Fox.

00:43:41.000 You were just on JRE 671. That's right.

00:43:44.000 That's right.

00:43:45.000 That's right.

00:43:46.000 Now see, the difference is this guy looks like he's not as disciplined with his hands.

00:43:50.000 Jeremy Stevens is a knockout artist, and he...

00:43:54.000 Did he?

00:43:55.000 I don't know.

00:43:55.000 Did he not make weight?

00:43:56.000 I don't think so.

00:43:57.000 Ooh, that's an issue.

00:43:59.000 You know what?

00:43:59.000 You're right.

00:44:00.000 He didn't.

00:44:00.000 And what does that mean?

00:44:01.000 What happens?

00:44:02.000 You get docked, I think, 30% or 20% of your fight purse.

00:44:10.000 30%?

00:44:11.000 30% of your fight purse.

00:44:12.000 Or 20%.

00:44:13.000 If you win, does it count?

00:44:15.000 Uh, yes.

00:44:16.000 It does count.

00:44:17.000 But the thing is, if there's one thing that pisses the UFC off more than having a shitty performance, it's not making weight.

00:44:25.000 They'll cut your ass for not making weight.

00:44:26.000 Anthony Johnson!

00:44:27.000 Anthony Johnson, he missed weight a bunch of times.

00:44:29.000 They cut his ass.

00:44:30.000 Damn!

00:44:30.000 Dude, I'm telling you, if you don't make weight, man, there's nothing that pisses Dana White and Joe Silva off more.

00:44:36.000 Except just being a real shitty performer.

00:44:38.000 But if you don't make weight, man, good luck.

00:44:41.000 Is it true that Connor had to lose or had to drop like 27 pounds?

00:44:44.000 26 pounds coming in.

00:44:46.000 He looked rough.

00:44:48.000 What happened to the Korean zombie?

00:44:50.000 He joined the Korean military.

00:44:52.000 He's out.

00:44:53.000 He's out, man.

00:44:54.000 He fought Jose Aldo.

00:44:55.000 I was there!

00:44:56.000 He lost.

00:44:57.000 You want to talk about killer's role?

00:44:59.000 Hey, Brian, you want us to text you into the fight companion?

00:45:00.000 Sorry, but I'm just checking to make sure that I'm not getting any...

00:45:03.000 Oh, Bobby here.

00:45:05.000 Yeah, no, Bobby's right here.

00:45:07.000 Yeah, no, we'll text you next time.

00:45:09.000 Could there be a bigger killer's role than Featherweight right now?

00:45:12.000 Look at that.

00:45:13.000 Good God.

00:45:13.000 Look at that.

00:45:14.000 I'll tell you who's my dark horse.

00:45:16.000 Max Holloway.

00:45:16.000 Yeah.

00:45:17.000 First of all, he went to decision with Conor.

00:45:19.000 Granted, Conor was hurt, but he has more confidence now.

00:45:21.000 Remember when he took up Swanson?

00:45:23.000 Yes.

00:45:23.000 Max Holloway is a fucking monster.

00:45:26.000 45 is so stupid.

00:45:28.000 And he's a young kid, still.

00:45:29.000 Young, young Hawaiian.

00:45:31.000 The pride of the Hawaiians.

00:45:33.000 Because he's all Hawaiian.

00:45:35.000 Is he?

00:45:35.000 Yeah, they don't call him a Howley.

00:45:36.000 Because Travis Brown, they call him Howley, right?

00:45:38.000 Because he's a white boy from Hawaii.

00:45:40.000 They call him Hoppa.

00:45:41.000 What's his nickname, Hoppa?

00:45:43.000 Hoppa is half, right?

00:45:44.000 I think so.

00:45:45.000 Do we know anything more about the...

00:45:48.000 That situation?

00:45:49.000 About him slapping his girl around?

00:45:50.000 What ethnicity is that?

00:45:52.000 Dime Piece.

00:45:54.000 Oh, that's a dime piece.

00:45:56.000 It's a little weird.

00:45:56.000 What island are you from?

00:45:57.000 Dime Piece Island?

00:45:58.000 You know what I'm a little confused about?

00:45:59.000 Why she didn't go to the cops?

00:46:00.000 Because she said on Instagram what she said.

00:46:03.000 So all these are allegations, first of all.

00:46:05.000 There's been no charges pressed.

00:46:07.000 And she said the reason she came out on Instagram is because she doesn't want Travis to get arrested, lose his career, or get his kids taken away from him.

00:46:15.000 Okay.

00:46:15.000 She said he's a good guy, he just whoops her ass.

00:46:17.000 Which to me would mean, you're not a good guy.

00:46:19.000 Well, at least she did that.

00:46:21.000 I mean, at least she had to get away and said...

00:46:23.000 Hopefully she's safe now.

00:46:24.000 To me, it's crazy that the people with the comments like, oh, you hoe.

00:46:28.000 Like, why would you do this to him?

00:46:30.000 Take it easy.

00:46:31.000 You don't know what it's like to get beat up by Travis Brown.

00:46:33.000 I do.

00:46:35.000 And I didn't have the balls to show my bruises on Instagram.

00:46:38.000 And he beat the shit out of me.

00:46:41.000 I tell you what, she probably put up a better fight.

00:46:43.000 Oh my god.

00:46:44.000 She probably put up a better fight.

00:46:45.000 At least she got to use weapons and shit.

00:46:47.000 Hey, you took him down twice.

00:46:48.000 I took him down twice.

00:46:49.000 Almost broke my neck.

00:46:51.000 Yeah.

00:46:52.000 What can you do, man?

00:46:53.000 He's a monster.

00:46:54.000 Can you imagine that guy hitting you?

00:46:56.000 This guy hits hard.

00:46:56.000 Holy shit.

00:46:57.000 Can you imagine that guy hitting you?

00:46:59.000 No.

00:46:59.000 And that girl was a dime piece.

00:47:01.000 Oh, she literally was.

00:47:02.000 I use that term a lot, Bobby.

00:47:04.000 It's alright.

00:47:04.000 Too much?

00:47:05.000 I don't even know what it means.

00:47:06.000 Dime piece.

00:47:07.000 Hot.

00:47:07.000 Oh, okay.

00:47:08.000 Hey, dime piece, you're a 10. Mm-hmm.

00:47:10.000 He's a dime piece.

00:47:12.000 No, see, I wouldn't call him a dime piece.

00:47:13.000 Oh, damn it.

00:47:14.000 Dennis Bermuda is, yes, that beautiful brown skin.

00:47:16.000 Here's my question also.

00:47:17.000 So if you're a Robbie Lawler and Rory McDonald...

00:47:21.000 If you ask me what they're thinking...

00:47:22.000 No, I'm not going to ask you that, but I'm saying that you've got to stay warm, but the problem is you can't warm up too much because you don't know...

00:47:29.000 Do they know around when they're going to fight?

00:47:30.000 They know exactly around.

00:47:31.000 They do?

00:47:32.000 Especially for your main event.

00:47:33.000 If you're on the main card, you have a very good idea.

00:47:36.000 So you can time when you start, you know.

00:47:38.000 You have an idea, because especially when Burt was in the back, I don't know how it's run now.

00:47:41.000 I haven't fought since Burt left.

00:47:42.000 So when Burt was in the back, you'd say, Burt, when I'm up, and he'd say, you're up around 8.30.

00:47:47.000 So you want to be ready around, you know, you start warming up around 7.45.

00:47:51.000 Right.

00:47:51.000 8. Yeah.

00:47:52.000 I have a dumb question.

00:47:53.000 Well, why do you do that?

00:47:55.000 Warm up?

00:47:55.000 Yeah, I would just, like, not move at all.

00:47:57.000 No.

00:47:57.000 It's a bad idea.

00:47:58.000 Why?

00:47:59.000 You want your body ready.

00:48:01.000 No, I don't want to move because I don't exert any kind of energy.

00:48:03.000 How your muscles work, you have to hit optimum contraction.

00:48:07.000 Preach, girl.

00:48:08.000 So you have to actually build your way up for it to optimally stretch or shorten.

00:48:14.000 Baby, if you ever talk to me like that again on a podcast, I will kill you, okay?

00:48:19.000 I was asking a fucking question, alright?

00:48:22.000 Bobby, take it easy, man!

00:48:23.000 Alright?

00:48:24.000 I thought you said you were a wrestler.

00:48:25.000 How could you have wrestled competitively?

00:48:27.000 Because I didn't move.

00:48:28.000 I just kind of showed up, and I did it.

00:48:30.000 He scalloped on the map.

00:48:32.000 He scalloped.

00:48:33.000 What?

00:48:33.000 The yellow scallop.

00:48:34.000 Did you do sports?

00:48:35.000 I was a swimmer for 15 years.

00:48:37.000 Damn, 15 years.

00:48:38.000 I swam for the Philippine national team before I came here, and then I swam gradually.

00:48:44.000 Hey, Brian, the athletes are talking.

00:48:45.000 How about you go get us a snack?

00:48:48.000 I guess you got yourself a new girlfriend, damn it.

00:48:51.000 Bitch.

00:48:53.000 So you were on the Philippine national team.

00:48:55.000 Yeah, I was.

00:48:56.000 Holy mother of Lord.

00:48:57.000 Wow.

00:48:57.000 That's right.

00:48:58.000 That's impressive.

00:48:58.000 Do you know who I met recently and had dinner with?

00:49:01.000 It was Summer.

00:49:01.000 She's an Olympian.

00:49:02.000 Summer Sanders.

00:49:03.000 Yes.

00:49:03.000 Yeah.

00:49:04.000 Yes.

00:49:04.000 She's great.

00:49:05.000 Great story.

00:49:06.000 I said, you're armed.

00:49:07.000 I said...

00:49:08.000 Phenomenal story.

00:49:09.000 I said, actually.

00:49:09.000 I knew it.

00:49:10.000 I asked her, hey, do you swim?

00:49:11.000 She said, yeah.

00:49:12.000 No, no, no.

00:49:12.000 You'd love it.

00:49:13.000 I said, this is so funny.

00:49:14.000 So her husband, I said...

00:49:15.000 First thing I said to her husband, I said, I go...

00:49:16.000 I go, he looked like he was in shape.

00:49:19.000 I go, you look like you're in shape, bro.

00:49:20.000 You work out?

00:49:21.000 And he's about my age.

00:49:22.000 And my buddy goes, he's been on three Olympic teams.

00:49:26.000 He's one of the greatest skiers of all time.

00:49:27.000 I went, okay.

00:49:29.000 And then I see her.

00:49:30.000 I don't know if she's married.

00:49:31.000 Literally, I swear to God, you know I am.

00:49:33.000 I go like this.

00:49:33.000 I go, you got some arms on you, man.

00:49:35.000 Your arms look good.

00:49:35.000 You look like you stay in shape.

00:49:37.000 Brian, she's one of the fucking greatest swimmers.

00:49:42.000 I won a gold.

00:49:43.000 Won two golds, I think.

00:49:44.000 Yeah, she stayed in shape, too.

00:49:45.000 Makes sense.

00:49:46.000 Like Dara Torres.

00:49:47.000 Have you seen her body?

00:49:48.000 Dara, no.

00:49:48.000 In her 40s, just amazing.

00:49:49.000 The swimmers are big, though.

00:49:52.000 Big girl.

00:49:52.000 Yeah, we are.

00:49:53.000 You're biting off too much there, Cal.

00:49:55.000 Summer's not as big.

00:49:56.000 She's about 5'8", 5'9".

00:49:57.000 Yeah, but the new age swimmers that you see now, especially Butterfly or...

00:50:00.000 Missy Franklin, Lauren Lando, trans Missy Franklin.

00:50:03.000 She was 16 when I met her.

00:50:05.000 Big girl.

00:50:05.000 Missy Franklin's a big, big girl.

00:50:07.000 Tall.

00:50:07.000 And she's the Michael Phelps, the girls, yes.

00:50:09.000 Wow.

00:50:09.000 She was in college, and she's out now, and she's making millions of sponsors.

00:50:13.000 She was in college, I think, for a year or two at Cal.

00:50:15.000 Yeah.

00:50:16.000 Damn.

00:50:17.000 Beast.

00:50:17.000 This is a great fight.

00:50:19.000 Really good fight.

00:50:19.000 That guy's doing steroids, right there.

00:50:21.000 His corner men?

00:50:22.000 Yep.

00:50:22.000 First of all, his corner men should be a commercial on...

00:50:25.000 For TRT. For TRT and Balding.

00:50:28.000 Although, in the very back is a good buddy, Ryan Parsons, who is Jail Sonnen's coach, Dan Henderson's, the list goes on and on.

00:50:35.000 He was the head coach in Temecio for all those guys.

00:50:38.000 I mean, this is a beast.

00:50:40.000 Super beast.

00:50:41.000 He was on, I think, a six or seven fight win streak, and then he lost to Lamas, but he's a monster.

00:50:47.000 I was telling him when he had six fights, you need to start squealing like a little baby pig for a title shot.

00:50:52.000 You won six in a row, son.

00:50:53.000 What are we doing?

00:50:54.000 Yep.

00:50:55.000 Well, when is a guy named Donald Cerrone going to get his shot?

00:50:59.000 Next.

00:50:59.000 Thank you.

00:51:00.000 He's guaranteed the next shot.

00:51:01.000 Jesus Christ.

00:51:01.000 But he wants to fight before that.

00:51:02.000 I'm like, Donald, chill.

00:51:03.000 Who did he fight last?

00:51:03.000 Miles Jury, right?

00:51:04.000 No, he fought Modessi.

00:51:07.000 Oh, that's right.

00:51:08.000 He tweeted out, somebody said, you get nervous.

00:51:09.000 He was like, what?

00:51:11.000 He goes, every time.

00:51:13.000 Of course he gets nervous.

00:51:14.000 But he looks like the kind of guy.

00:51:15.000 Look at me.

00:51:17.000 He just looks so game.

00:51:18.000 He looks so game though.

00:51:19.000 All of them do.

00:51:20.000 Look at Jeremy Stevens.

00:51:21.000 Wait till they show Jeremy Stevens.

00:51:23.000 He looks like he's having the time of his life.

00:51:25.000 Some guys are having the time of their lives.

00:51:26.000 They're nervous, but they're having the time of their lives.

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00:51:35.000 Have you seen the movie?

00:51:35.000 Because I need to see it.

00:51:36.000 I need to see it too.

00:51:37.000 They want us to go to the Open tomorrow.

00:51:38.000 Let's go see it.

00:51:39.000 On Monday.

00:51:39.000 Can you go?

00:51:40.000 I can't see it.

00:51:42.000 Well, it's the only premiere of the movie.

00:51:44.000 I'm reforming Monday.

00:51:45.000 Okay.

00:51:46.000 As in singing a song with a band.

00:51:48.000 Have you done the goddamn Comedy Jam?

00:51:50.000 No, they've asked me a thousand times.

00:51:51.000 What song would you sing, Bobby?

00:51:52.000 I said no.

00:51:54.000 What song would you sing?

00:51:54.000 I have no song.

00:51:55.000 I'm singing Mother by Danzig, and I'm not ready.

00:51:58.000 Can you give us a sample?

00:52:00.000 Mother, tell your children not to look my way.

00:52:03.000 I'm not mad at that.

00:52:05.000 Tell your children not to hear my words, what they mean, what they say, mother!

00:52:10.000 I'll give you $500 if you know whose walkout song that is.

00:52:12.000 And I fought him.

00:52:13.000 Oh, shit.

00:52:14.000 $500 right now.

00:52:15.000 First name.

00:52:16.000 Well, that's going to give it away.

00:52:18.000 Just say it.

00:52:18.000 It's Gabriel Gonzaga.

00:52:20.000 Oh, Gonzaga.

00:52:21.000 That's his walkout song?

00:52:22.000 Mother!

00:52:23.000 Yeah, terrifying.

00:52:24.000 Terrifying.

00:52:25.000 And you beat him.

00:52:25.000 I beat him, put on a boxing clinic, used my jab, used my reach that you always talk about.

00:52:30.000 Damn.

00:52:31.000 We're not talking about shitty Gonzaga.

00:52:32.000 We're talking about good Gonzaga.

00:52:33.000 Well, he's a beast.

00:52:35.000 That was four, five years ago?

00:52:36.000 That's right after he beat Krokop, right?

00:52:39.000 You fought him after?

00:52:39.000 I beat Krokop.

00:52:40.000 No, I beat Gonzaga and then I fought Krokop.

00:52:43.000 I fought Gonzaga after he lost to Junior Dos Santos.

00:52:46.000 Here we go, guys.

00:52:47.000 Here we go.

00:52:49.000 Mother!

00:52:49.000 Look at Jeremy Stevens.

00:52:50.000 Tell your children not to look my way.

00:52:53.000 I could do backup vocals if you want.

00:52:55.000 Yeah, you could, and I'd like you to.

00:52:57.000 Who's supposed to win here?

00:52:57.000 Actually, I want you to come, because maybe I'll have you come up there.

00:52:59.000 Sweetie, who's supposed to win here?

00:53:01.000 Bermudez is the favorite, but it's close.

00:53:03.000 I think Bermudez is a pretty heavily favorite.

00:53:07.000 We're talking MMA. Mother!

00:53:10.000 I don't want to win.

00:53:11.000 Mother!

00:53:13.000 Can you keep him in the dark for life?

00:53:16.000 Can you hide him from the waiting world?

00:53:19.000 Oh!

00:53:22.000 Big right hand and someone's bleeding and it's Jeremy Stephens.

00:53:25.000 That looked like he got it from a headbutt.

00:53:28.000 He trains at Alliance in San Diego.

00:53:30.000 He's a beast.

00:53:32.000 Super hard hitter.

00:53:33.000 Crazy knockout.

00:53:35.000 That uppercut.

00:53:37.000 Was that a left or a right uppercut, Brennan?

00:53:39.000 Uh, looked like a right.

00:53:40.000 And now...

00:53:41.000 Whoa!

00:53:41.000 Ooh, we got ourselves a real fight.

00:53:44.000 Got a dogfight here.

00:53:44.000 It's what I call a dogfight, Brennan.

00:53:45.000 You say dogfight, I say cockfight.

00:53:47.000 Cockfight, dogfight.

00:53:49.000 You know what kind of fight it is.

00:53:49.000 I'm so glad I don't have to do this for a living.

00:53:51.000 It's just so scary.

00:53:52.000 I can't believe you've done this for eight years.

00:53:56.000 I'm going to have to force your retirement.

00:53:58.000 I can't have it.

00:53:58.000 You're going to force me to retire?

00:53:59.000 I can't have it.

00:54:00.000 I just can't.

00:54:00.000 I can't have you in there.

00:54:01.000 I do have the greatest job in the world now doing podcasting.

00:54:03.000 I can't have you doing this shit.

00:54:05.000 Did anyone see the video of Rogan that he Instagrammed out training with Mark Della Grotti hitting mitts?

00:54:12.000 Yes.

00:54:12.000 Did you see him kick?

00:54:13.000 Yes.

00:54:14.000 Bobby, have you seen Joe Rogan kick?

00:54:16.000 No.

00:54:16.000 His kicks are ridiculous.

00:54:17.000 Yes.

00:54:18.000 I actually think I've seen that video.

00:54:19.000 It's on some Aldo shit.

00:54:21.000 Like, he was kicking.

00:54:21.000 I texted him.

00:54:22.000 I was like, Jesus Christ, man.

00:54:23.000 Relax on the kicks, brother.

00:54:25.000 It's crazy.

00:54:26.000 His hips are so loose.

00:54:28.000 Della Grotti can see.

00:54:30.000 He's 48 kicking like that.

00:54:31.000 And he can do both sides.

00:54:32.000 Yeah.

00:54:33.000 Pretty impressive.

00:54:34.000 Yeah.

00:54:34.000 How about this fight, though?

00:54:38.000 Silence.

00:54:39.000 Everyone's thinking about Robin's kicks.

00:54:40.000 Joe's been throwing those kicks since he was 14. We did taekwondo at a high level.

00:54:44.000 He's been throwing those kicks since he was 14. I would pay money to have Joe kick you in the leg.

00:54:49.000 No, I don't want that.

00:54:50.000 No, I want you to have a kickoff.

00:54:52.000 Ugh.

00:54:54.000 2015 kickoff!

00:54:56.000 Brian Kellen, Joe Rogan, it's a kickoff.

00:55:00.000 What do you think is your hardest kick?

00:55:02.000 Obviously Rogan's is that kick.

00:55:03.000 Probably a wheel kick because I knocked a lot of guys out with it.

00:55:05.000 They weren't athletes.

00:55:07.000 Oh, here we go.

00:55:08.000 Here it is.

00:55:09.000 Look at Joe Rogan up here on the screen kicking like a...

00:55:13.000 Oh my god.

00:55:14.000 Now watch.

00:55:15.000 What's impressive is he can switch.

00:55:17.000 Watch.

00:55:17.000 Watch Della Grotti, who's a world-class coach.

00:55:20.000 One of the best in the business.

00:55:21.000 Look.

00:55:22.000 Watch this.

00:55:22.000 Oof.

00:55:24.000 Boom!

00:55:24.000 Oh my god.

00:55:25.000 Left and right.

00:55:26.000 That's rare, man.

00:55:27.000 He's a beast.

00:55:30.000 Brian, you scared?

00:55:32.000 Yeah.

00:55:38.000 You think they'd ever have a kickoff, Jamie?

00:55:40.000 Never.

00:55:41.000 Never.

00:55:42.000 Break them.

00:55:43.000 Well, Brian said he knocked a lot of guys out with spinning kick.

00:55:46.000 I call bullshit.

00:55:47.000 Brian's in the bathroom right now, so we're just gonna...

00:55:49.000 I call bullshit.

00:55:51.000 Rogan actually competed.

00:55:52.000 Damn!

00:55:52.000 See, I think that eye opened up from a headbutt.

00:55:56.000 Because I didn't see anything land before that.

00:55:58.000 No, he's trying to set up a head-arm choke here, trying to choke.

00:56:01.000 When do you stop it, though?

00:56:03.000 If it runs into the eye, I just want to stop it.

00:56:06.000 Usually, if it's under the eye, you continue no matter how big the...

00:56:09.000 Well, it depends on what the doctor thinks.

00:56:12.000 But if it's over the eye, it can run into it.

00:56:14.000 It's a tough spot.

00:56:15.000 Up there, it's not too back.

00:56:16.000 It's going to drop down.

00:56:17.000 It's not going to run into the eye.

00:56:18.000 But when it starts running into the eye...

00:56:20.000 Yeah, you're in trouble.

00:56:21.000 A lot of times, too, if it's on Fox and there's a lot of blood, you're playing a dangerous game.

00:56:25.000 Fox doesn't want all that blood.

00:56:27.000 Yeah, think about it.

00:56:28.000 Talking about the regular folk.

00:56:30.000 Ooh!

00:56:31.000 Ooh!

00:56:32.000 Tell you what, Dennis got rocked and really turned it on here.

00:56:38.000 He just looked at the clock.

00:56:40.000 I don't like when they look at the clock.

00:56:41.000 It's a bad sign.

00:56:42.000 It's been actually very good, these fights.

00:56:44.000 Phenomenal fights!

00:56:45.000 Yeah.

00:56:45.000 Oh!

00:56:46.000 Exactly what the UFC needed.

00:56:47.000 Oh, snaps!

00:56:49.000 Oh my god.

00:56:50.000 I'll tell you what, Joe Silva and Dana White doing this matchmaking, they knew exactly what they were doing.

00:56:55.000 Every single fight that they put on this card brings the heat.

00:57:00.000 That's exactly what you need.

00:57:02.000 Especially when you got all eyes on Conor McGregor.

00:57:04.000 So people are tuning in for the first time, I think, just to see what this Conor McGregor fella's about.

00:57:09.000 So you got the Reebok kits, you got these monsters slanging the gloves.

00:57:15.000 That's exactly what they needed.

00:57:16.000 Good for them.

00:57:17.000 Great, grand, wonderful.

00:57:19.000 You got ten Octagon girls just in case.

00:57:22.000 This is a bloodbath.

00:57:24.000 Callan, who's your favorite rock gun girl?

00:57:26.000 Do you guys have a favorite?

00:57:27.000 The one, I don't know her name.

00:57:29.000 Brittany Palmer?

00:57:30.000 Nope.

00:57:30.000 Ariadne?

00:57:31.000 Nope.

00:57:32.000 There's another one.

00:57:33.000 Is she American?

00:57:33.000 She's on this car.

00:57:34.000 Is she American?

00:57:35.000 I think so.

00:57:36.000 Brunette with beautiful body.

00:57:38.000 Well, when you say beautiful body, you illustrated Big Jugs.

00:57:43.000 I did, I guess.

00:57:43.000 But she's got long legs.

00:57:45.000 She looks like she has no work on her.

00:57:49.000 I'll tell you who's the sleeper.

00:57:50.000 Is that Carly Baker from England?

00:57:53.000 Go ahead and look her up.

00:57:54.000 Carly Baker brings the heat.

00:57:55.000 We've got a legit producer.

00:57:57.000 James is going to bring it up for you.

00:57:59.000 Carly Baker brings the heat.

00:58:02.000 Really?

00:58:05.000 She could make me a crumpet any time.

00:58:08.000 Go ahead and look at her, Phil.

00:58:09.000 Soak that in.

00:58:09.000 I want you guys to soak that in.

00:58:10.000 I'm not mad at that at all.

00:58:11.000 And in person, she is a smoke show spectacular 2000. Definitely not mad at her at all.

00:58:16.000 How could you be?

00:58:16.000 Why would you be, Brian?

00:58:18.000 Oh, Lord have mercy on me.

00:58:19.000 Yes.

00:58:20.000 Lock me up.

00:58:21.000 Throw away the key.

00:58:21.000 Now, let me see.

00:58:23.000 There's another one I want to...

00:58:24.000 Well, if you don't know her name, it's hard to look up, isn't it?

00:58:26.000 Well, but the UFC girls.

00:58:28.000 Well, no, Brian.

00:58:29.000 That's fucked up.

00:58:32.000 I just don't like when they do dumb poses like that.

00:58:35.000 Oh, I know.

00:58:35.000 I can't stand when they stand provocative like that in the post pictures.

00:58:38.000 That's so lame.

00:58:39.000 Said the only gay guy in the room.

00:58:41.000 Oh, Christ.

00:58:43.000 Such a rough sport.

00:58:44.000 Oh, there was a headbutt.

00:58:45.000 You're right.

00:58:45.000 There was a headbutt.

00:58:46.000 For sure a headbutt, yeah.

00:58:48.000 Oh, she's got a set of knockers on her, too.

00:58:51.000 Hey, bro.

00:58:52.000 Take it easy, man.

00:58:53.000 Nice girl, too.

00:58:54.000 Very nice.

00:58:55.000 Sorry.

00:58:56.000 Is Brittany Palmer there?

00:58:57.000 Is Brittany Palmer there tonight?

00:58:59.000 Or is she taking self-defense classes?

00:59:02.000 Too much?

00:59:03.000 Is that too much?

00:59:04.000 Too much?

00:59:06.000 Silence in the room?

00:59:08.000 I didn't get it until this is now.

00:59:10.000 It's funny.

00:59:10.000 By the way, Mr. Bermudez has not slowed down.

00:59:12.000 He's got some good cardio.

00:59:13.000 He's not slowed down at all.

00:59:14.000 He's a phenomenal coach.

00:59:16.000 He hurt his leg.

00:59:17.000 He hurt his leg bad.

00:59:18.000 It might be a knee.

00:59:20.000 Looks like it's buckling a little.

00:59:22.000 He still threw it.

00:59:24.000 Ooh, it might have been Shin on Shin.

00:59:25.000 Sometimes that'll take a little while.

00:59:27.000 Ooh, Stevens recognizes it.

00:59:29.000 He sees it now, yeah.

00:59:30.000 Ooh, Trouble.

00:59:33.000 Trouble in Little China.

00:59:34.000 Who remembers that movie?

00:59:35.000 A lot of places you're vulnerable.

00:59:38.000 He's got Jesus on his side, which I didn't realize, so I'm going with Steven.

00:59:42.000 Why, because of his tattoo?

00:59:43.000 He's got Holy Ghost power.

00:59:44.000 First of all, Jesus on both sides.

00:59:49.000 Oh.

00:59:49.000 Oh, fuck.

00:59:51.000 Oh.

00:59:52.000 Dennis Bermudez is one tough son of a bitch.

00:59:54.000 Wow.

00:59:55.000 Jesus.

00:59:56.000 He just sprung out.

00:59:57.000 He's in trouble.

00:59:57.000 He's in big trouble.

00:59:58.000 He is.

00:59:59.000 If he lands takedown, he's going to be fine.

01:00:02.000 Dang, what?

01:00:03.000 Great fight.

01:00:04.000 I can't remember the last time a card was this good.

01:00:05.000 It's crazy.

01:00:06.000 I can't remember the last time I was this excited for a card.

01:00:08.000 Look at the little Asian people down there.

01:00:11.000 Powerful Joe Rogan, the bottom right there.

01:00:14.000 There's some empty seats in there.

01:00:16.000 That's interesting, right?

01:00:17.000 Well, maybe they're grabbing snacks, Brian.

01:00:19.000 Could be grabbing snacks, Brian.

01:00:20.000 This is the first fight I felt like the entire world is watching.

01:00:23.000 By the way, that's the third.

01:00:25.000 That knee is not doing well there.

01:00:27.000 I don't know if it's knee or shin.

01:00:28.000 He's definitely messed up, though.

01:00:30.000 He's definitely in trouble.

01:00:31.000 Three-round fight, right?

01:00:32.000 Yes.

01:00:34.000 Ouch, you can see it.

01:00:35.000 He's in trouble.

01:00:35.000 And Jeremy Stevens knows it, and he keeps kicking there.

01:00:38.000 Jeremy Stevens should do an inside kick.

01:00:41.000 Because it's there, because he's not moving it.

01:00:44.000 You're not mad at the way those...

01:00:45.000 Oh, nice.

01:00:47.000 You're not mad at his tight shorts, Brian.

01:00:49.000 Dennis fills those things out.

01:00:50.000 I like those shorts.

01:00:51.000 Oh!

01:00:52.000 Guess what?

01:00:53.000 His leg's messed up.

01:00:54.000 He's not knocked down.

01:00:55.000 His leg's going out on him.

01:00:56.000 Yeah, his leg is in some serious trouble.

01:00:58.000 Oh!

01:01:00.000 Man, that was a nice...

01:01:01.000 Good.

01:01:02.000 Googly Mowgli.

01:01:04.000 Googly Mowgli.

01:01:05.000 Oh, great uppercut.

01:01:06.000 Man, he can take a shot.

01:01:07.000 Are you kidding me?

01:01:08.000 It's his leg, man.

01:01:09.000 So it's looking worse than it is, but he can't put weight on it.

01:01:13.000 So when he gets hit, he's off balance.

01:01:14.000 He's falling down.

01:01:15.000 Oh!

01:01:16.000 Very nice.

01:01:16.000 This is Sparta!

01:01:18.000 That's what kind of kick that was, son.

01:01:20.000 Damn!

01:01:20.000 Good lord.

01:01:21.000 This is a violent, violent situation.

01:01:25.000 Bobby, look at the blood.

01:01:26.000 I know.

01:01:27.000 Guess what?

01:01:28.000 Stephens is hurt.

01:01:28.000 How about that?

01:01:29.000 Now Stephens is hurt.

01:01:30.000 Bermuda's is a beast!

01:01:32.000 Hey, good luck giving Fight of the Night out performance of the night with all these fights tonight.

01:01:36.000 You know what that ring smells like?

01:01:38.000 Serena Williams.

01:01:39.000 Oh, that's fucked up.

01:01:40.000 Bobby!

01:01:42.000 Curdled blood!

01:01:43.000 Curdled blood.

01:01:45.000 Oh, man.

01:01:46.000 So you're saying Serena smells like the octagon?

01:01:48.000 Yeah.

01:01:50.000 You're awful.

01:01:51.000 Baby, come on.

01:01:53.000 Bobby.

01:01:53.000 What?

01:01:55.000 It's not racism.

01:01:56.000 It's nothing.

01:01:56.000 It's just an observation.

01:01:57.000 Yeah, like some people smell like shit.

01:01:59.000 I'm with you, brother.

01:02:00.000 Oh, you were giving me a high five?

01:02:01.000 Bobby, I feel like as a Korean, you can kind of say anything.

01:02:04.000 I thought that was a karate chop.

01:02:06.000 I thought that was a karate chop.

01:02:07.000 Is that racist?

01:02:09.000 Is that racist?

01:02:10.000 A little bit, yeah.

01:02:10.000 Well, I thought it was giving you a high five, and I thought you karate chop.

01:02:14.000 That's assault, brother.

01:02:16.000 Oh, good lord!

01:02:18.000 Oh boy.

01:02:19.000 Dude.

01:02:20.000 This is an amazing fight.

01:02:21.000 Amazing fight.

01:02:22.000 This is the best fight we've seen tonight, I think.

01:02:24.000 100%.

01:02:25.000 And Brennan, you're not wrong in saying this guy should be calling.

01:02:28.000 This guy is a huge threat.

01:02:30.000 He's as good as anybody I've seen in the 45-pound division.

01:02:32.000 Bermudez?

01:02:33.000 Yeah.

01:02:33.000 Hell yeah.

01:02:34.000 Him and Connor would go at it.

01:02:36.000 Oh my God.

01:02:37.000 Well, the thing is, this guy's so durable.

01:02:39.000 Dude, this weight class, man, I'm telling you, he can't sleep on anyone.

01:02:42.000 No.

01:02:42.000 He's doing this on one leg.

01:02:43.000 You can see he can't really push off on this takedown.

01:02:47.000 Look at his meathead corner.

01:02:48.000 Look at him.

01:02:49.000 There's the Octagon girls.

01:02:50.000 Every 12 of them.

01:02:52.000 Not cheap to fly them in.

01:02:53.000 It is UFC Fight Week, though.

01:02:55.000 It is.

01:02:56.000 It's important.

01:02:57.000 Another fight tomorrow, right?

01:02:58.000 Yeah, there is.

01:02:59.000 The Ultimate Fighter finale.

01:03:01.000 Jake Ehrenberger, Steven Wonderboy Thompson, your main event.

01:03:04.000 These boys are frickin' durable.

01:03:07.000 Durable.

01:03:08.000 These boys are working!

01:03:09.000 I'll tell you the best, the most excited fight I'm looking forward to on tomorrow's card is Michelle Watterson.

01:03:17.000 If anyone knows who Michelle Watterson is, it's her first fight in UFC. She was fighting Invicta at 115. She's a little beast.

01:03:23.000 She's awesome.

01:03:29.000 I did see Cyborg.

01:03:31.000 She knocked that girl out in like 40 seconds and called Rhonda out.

01:03:34.000 But you know what she did now?

01:03:36.000 She called Misha Tate out and said, meet me at 140. Yeah, I think that's what's going to happen.

01:03:40.000 Just make 135 and shut the fuck up.

01:03:42.000 How can you call out a champion and not go down to her weight group?

01:03:46.000 Well, she probably can't go down to 35. Well, then you can't call her out.

01:03:49.000 Then you can't call her out.

01:03:50.000 Then guess what?

01:03:50.000 It's not for you.

01:03:51.000 Move on.

01:03:51.000 Well, now, as a business, you say, fight me a catchweight.

01:03:54.000 Lure them into your trap.

01:03:55.000 That wouldn't make sense for Rhonda because it's like at no...

01:03:58.000 There's no trap for Rhonda.

01:03:59.000 Guys, guys.

01:04:00.000 She's the king or queen, I should say.

01:04:02.000 Bobby shuts us up, Bob.

01:04:03.000 Guys, guys.

01:04:04.000 This fight is unbelievable.

01:04:07.000 Unbelievable.

01:04:07.000 And I don't understand how...

01:04:09.000 I really don't understand.

01:04:10.000 I'm not being silly.

01:04:11.000 I don't understand how you can take those kind of shots and keep going.

01:04:14.000 I don't.

01:04:14.000 Yeah.

01:04:15.000 I mean, especially Steven.

01:04:16.000 Shot him on a guy who was knocking dudes out at 55 and then cut down to 45 with the same power.

01:04:23.000 Tell you what, man, his leg is jacked up.

01:04:26.000 Look at Bermudez.

01:04:26.000 What's he on?

01:04:27.000 Is he getting blood doped right now as we speak?

01:04:29.000 Because he's just not tired at all.

01:04:30.000 Whoa, easy, easy.

01:04:31.000 I don't need to say it.

01:04:33.000 Hey, hey, hey.

01:04:33.000 Easy on the accusations, my man.

01:04:35.000 He's passed every drug test.

01:04:37.000 No, I believe it.

01:04:38.000 I'm just saying.

01:04:38.000 We can't say drug dope because he's in the corner, you asshole.

01:04:40.000 Ow, do you see?

01:04:40.000 There it is.

01:04:41.000 There's that kick.

01:04:43.000 Ooh.

01:04:43.000 Ooh, you know what?

01:04:44.000 Yeah, he got dropped there.

01:04:47.000 Boom!

01:04:47.000 That's right on the fucking shin.

01:04:50.000 On the chin.

01:04:54.000 It's like a neck one almost.

01:04:57.000 Oh, there he is!

01:04:58.000 Mike Tyson with the terrible shirt!

01:05:02.000 By the way, you're probably the hardest hitter ever.

01:05:07.000 He's up there.

01:05:07.000 It's a great fight.

01:05:08.000 He's up there.

01:05:09.000 People say George Foreman, but Mike Tyson's up there.

01:05:11.000 I'll go with Tyson.

01:05:12.000 No.

01:05:13.000 Actually, they broke it down scientifically, and George Foreman's number one.

01:05:17.000 Is that right?

01:05:17.000 Hardest hitter.

01:05:18.000 Ask your boy.

01:05:19.000 Ask your boy, John.

01:05:20.000 John Brankes?

01:05:20.000 John Brankes.

01:05:21.000 Here we go, boys.

01:05:21.000 Here we go, here we go, here we go.

01:05:23.000 This is the fight of the night so far.

01:05:24.000 By far.

01:05:25.000 Hopefully these next ones are...

01:05:26.000 Look at this.

01:05:27.000 Bringing his leg around.

01:05:29.000 Bringing his leg around.

01:05:30.000 Bermudez is a rough fuck.

01:05:35.000 Bobby, I want you to take your fighting more seriously after this.

01:05:38.000 Bobby, I want you to start training.

01:05:40.000 We're going to start training you to fight in the 125. How much do you weigh, Bobby?

01:05:44.000 170. 170. Oh my god!

01:05:48.000 These knees!

01:05:48.000 Dude!

01:05:48.000 They need to stop it.

01:05:49.000 They need to stop it.

01:05:50.000 Dude!

01:05:51.000 I can't believe it.

01:05:52.000 Wow!

01:05:53.000 Look at him!

01:05:54.000 I told you!

01:05:55.000 What a big fight!

01:05:56.000 I told you!

01:05:57.000 What a huge win for Jeremy Stevens!

01:05:59.000 Holy shit!

01:06:01.000 Wow.

01:06:01.000 Oh no.

01:06:02.000 Holy shit!

01:06:04.000 Good lord.

01:06:05.000 Just spit and blow.

01:06:06.000 Holy shit.

01:06:07.000 Mike Tyson.

01:06:10.000 Wow.

01:06:11.000 What a freaking fight!

01:06:14.000 Damn, and there's Tyson.

01:06:15.000 How does that not fight him?

01:06:16.000 That's the highlight of his life right there.

01:06:18.000 In front of Tyson!

01:06:20.000 Wow.

01:06:21.000 Yeah.

01:06:22.000 That's amazing.

01:06:24.000 Amazing.

01:06:27.000 Damn, he is crunk, too.

01:06:30.000 What an amazing performance.

01:06:31.000 You know they tell you if you jump on the octagon or if you jump out of it, you're going to get fined?

01:06:35.000 What an amazing performance.

01:06:36.000 But no one ever gets fined, really.

01:06:37.000 No, you can't fin him.

01:06:38.000 He just got excited.

01:06:38.000 I jumped on it in Toronto, and they didn't do anything.

01:06:40.000 He got so excited.

01:06:42.000 Well, yeah, everyone gets excited.

01:06:43.000 Oh, shit.

01:06:44.000 It's over.

01:06:45.000 How do you time that?

01:06:47.000 Oh, my lord.

01:06:51.000 You know, I'm practicing knees from now on.

01:06:55.000 Holy smokes.

01:06:57.000 You're not making it.

01:06:59.000 You use it at the end of the fight.

01:07:01.000 You're not thinking about it.

01:07:03.000 Way too many shots.

01:07:04.000 A whole bunch of knees tonight, right?

01:07:06.000 What a beautiful move.

01:07:10.000 Look at this corner, man.

01:07:12.000 Whistling out.

01:07:12.000 Look at him.

01:07:13.000 Yeah!

01:07:14.000 Late reaction.

01:07:15.000 Wow.

01:07:16.000 Dude, that's his thing, by the way.

01:07:19.000 Stevens is a striker first, and then a wrestler.

01:07:22.000 He's a knockout artist, yeah.

01:07:23.000 He knocks dudes out.

01:07:25.000 Dennis' background is boxing, but he does it all.

01:07:29.000 That was a phenomenal fight.

01:07:32.000 Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom.

01:07:35.000 Aw, Bobby, I'm gonna help you.

01:07:36.000 I gotta help Bobby.

01:07:37.000 Hold on.

01:07:38.000 Help him.

01:07:39.000 I'm gonna pull your pants down.

01:07:40.000 Dang, poor Dennis.

01:07:43.000 I hate seeing these guys lose, man.

01:07:45.000 It's so tough.

01:07:47.000 Jeremy is.

01:07:51.000 What a feeling.

01:07:52.000 Look at the blood!

01:07:53.000 Look at the blood!

01:07:54.000 He did the hump to this camera.

01:07:56.000 What a beast!

01:07:57.000 Wow.

01:07:58.000 He's a lot bigger than fucking Bermudez, dude.

01:08:00.000 Well, he used to fight.

01:08:01.000 He's a big 55er, man.

01:08:03.000 He's a giant.

01:08:04.000 Knockout artist, straight up.

01:08:06.000 Head is as big as Joe Rogan's, which is saying a lot.

01:08:11.000 Wow, what a fight, man.

01:08:14.000 Powerful Joe Rogan breaking it down here.

01:08:18.000 That was...

01:08:51.000 Biggest win of his career.

01:08:56.000 The last two losses were close decisions.

01:08:58.000 I went back, it's just my mentality.

01:09:00.000 I had to go back and think about the old school fights where I knew 24-11, slot fights.

01:09:13.000 He changed his career and went down to Alliance and started training in San Diego with all those boys.

01:09:18.000 That dude on the back, right?

01:09:20.000 I forget his name, but he's a wrestling coach at Reign.

01:09:21.000 He's one of the best wrestlers.

01:09:23.000 I mean, he's on the Olympic team.

01:09:25.000 The small white guy on the right, there he is.

01:09:26.000 See him?

01:09:27.000 Phenomenal coach.

01:09:28.000 Yeah, crazy coach.

01:09:35.000 What a win, man.

01:09:36.000 What a great fight.

01:09:38.000 505, where's that?

01:09:40.000 5-0-5?

01:09:41.000 5-0-5.

01:09:43.000 5-0-5.

01:09:44.000 Why does it sound like Albuquerque?

01:09:47.000 Boss.

01:09:49.000 Albuquerque?

01:09:50.000 Booyah, Brian Count.

01:09:51.000 Boss in the Hall of Fame, obviously.

01:09:54.000 Albuquerque.

01:09:56.000 Albuquerque?

01:09:56.000 I'm surprised he never went down to Jackson's if that's where he's at, huh?

01:10:01.000 What a beautiful performance that was.

01:10:03.000 That was brutal.

01:10:05.000 Was that fight of the night so far?

01:10:06.000 By far.

01:10:07.000 Yeah.

01:10:07.000 By far.

01:10:09.000 You could go Fight of the Night, because now they don't do Fight of the Night, they do Performance of the Night, right?

01:10:14.000 So you could go Performance of the Night, Knockout of the Night.

01:10:16.000 I mean, that was ridiculous.

01:10:18.000 How much do you get for Performance of the Night versus, like, Submission of the Night?

01:10:22.000 They're all the same now, so it's all just, they give out, I think, three Performance of the Night.

01:10:26.000 Oh, okay.

01:10:27.000 So no more specifics?

01:10:28.000 No, no more specifics.

01:10:29.000 But you can win more than one.

01:10:32.000 I think.

01:10:33.000 I forget the exact breakdown, but it's all Performance of the Night.

01:10:37.000 And that's definitely performance of the night.

01:10:43.000 Boom!

01:10:46.000 Yikes.

01:10:50.000 Batch got this title shot by beating the other two four horsemen, or four horsewomen, and then the only one left to fight was Marina, and she just got completely annihilated in Invicta in like 40 seconds.

01:11:05.000 What's that?

01:11:07.000 You want me to re-say it?

01:11:08.000 Because you're not paying attention.

01:11:10.000 I'm watching.

01:11:10.000 I love these promos.

01:11:12.000 Yeah.

01:11:13.000 Well, I'm glad someone gets into them.

01:11:14.000 What's your call in this fight?

01:11:15.000 Maybe put your headset on, right?

01:11:16.000 Maybe put your headset on.

01:11:18.000 What's your call in this fight?

01:11:20.000 I like asking you questions like this.

01:11:22.000 She doesn't have the skill set, does she?

01:11:24.000 You're so disappointing.

01:11:25.000 You see how she's holding four and she went to one, right?

01:11:28.000 So she's beat two of the four horsewomen.

01:11:32.000 And then Marina was the fourth that finished off.

01:11:34.000 She just got dominated Invicta.

01:11:36.000 She got knocked down in like 40 seconds, some shit.

01:11:38.000 Yikes.

01:11:39.000 So...

01:11:41.000 Rhonda's entourage, really, it's very similar to the entourage, right?

01:11:46.000 Like, she's Vinny Chase, and then the rest are Turtle, and so it's tough.

01:11:50.000 Brendan, please don't say Turtle.

01:11:53.000 Why?

01:11:53.000 I love Turtle.

01:11:54.000 I'm just saying that.

01:11:54.000 It's true.

01:11:55.000 Rhonda's a superstar.

01:11:56.000 It worked out for Turtle.

01:11:57.000 He made the most money.

01:11:58.000 Yeah, Turtle's ballin'.

01:11:59.000 You never know.

01:12:00.000 Look at that card.

01:12:02.000 You got Struve, Noguera, Shogun, Little Nog.

01:12:05.000 Little Nog and Big Nog are on that card.

01:12:08.000 Hey, fellas!

01:12:09.000 Hey, fellas!

01:12:10.000 Yeah, guys, you gotta stop.

01:12:12.000 Guys!

01:12:12.000 Good.

01:12:12.000 They're still fighting.

01:12:13.000 God.

01:12:14.000 You fought Big Nog, right?

01:12:15.000 I did.

01:12:17.000 Guys, she knows her shit.

01:12:18.000 She does know her shit.

01:12:20.000 Well, just with Nogueras, I've been around forever.

01:12:22.000 They are legends.

01:12:25.000 Well, as an athlete, I guess you follow these things.

01:12:27.000 Look, she's so, that intensity.

01:12:28.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:12:29.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:12:30.000 Do you say as an athlete, she follows these things?

01:12:34.000 So, if you're an athlete, you know mixed martial arts?

01:12:36.000 I don't know.

01:12:37.000 I guess she has more of an appreciation.

01:12:38.000 I guess she's a fan, too.

01:12:40.000 Look at Rhonda.

01:12:41.000 Look at the insanity.

01:12:43.000 How do you get that intensity?

01:12:45.000 How do you get that cruel, that need to just destroy?

01:12:50.000 Goddamn.

01:12:52.000 You're just now seeing this?

01:12:53.000 Yeah.

01:12:54.000 You've never seen these highlights before?

01:12:55.000 They play these every day.

01:12:57.000 I know.

01:12:57.000 But I just don't get over it.

01:12:59.000 Look at her.

01:13:00.000 Beast.

01:13:00.000 No competition.

01:13:01.000 She's by far, hands down, the best female fighter ever.

01:13:06.000 Not even close.

01:13:07.000 I'm a pretty good female fighter.

01:13:09.000 She would beat you in under 30 seconds.

01:13:12.000 Not even close.

01:13:14.000 Yeah.

01:13:15.000 In anything.

01:13:16.000 Fighting related.

01:13:17.000 Pound for pound, Joanna or her?

01:13:20.000 Punching and kicking.

01:13:21.000 Punching and kicking.

01:13:22.000 She would dominate you.

01:13:23.000 Pound for pound.

01:13:26.000 I think Joanna's a better striker than Ronda.

01:13:28.000 Because she's like a six-time Muay Thai world champion.

01:13:32.000 So that's her background.

01:13:34.000 Now if they were to fight...

01:13:36.000 Let's say Johanna, they did some super fight at catchweight, Rhonda would dominate her.

01:13:40.000 She would toss it on her face.

01:13:41.000 Yeah, just grab her and throw her in the air.

01:13:43.000 Rhonda's jiu-jitsu is some of the best in the world.

01:13:45.000 You know what's crazy though?

01:13:46.000 Chris Cyborg has actually been in those lion fights.

01:13:51.000 She's been beat up by a lot of Muay Thai girls.

01:13:54.000 Yeah, she got stopped by one of the top Muay Thai girls.

01:13:57.000 Oh, Cyborg?

01:13:58.000 Yeah, I heard about that.

01:13:58.000 She got beat up by one of them.

01:14:00.000 Yeah, that was a while ago.

01:14:01.000 But again, it's such a different thing, right?

01:14:04.000 It is.

01:14:05.000 Is this guy fighting right now?

01:14:08.000 Bobby.

01:14:10.000 Bobby.

01:14:11.000 What, is he fighting?

01:14:12.000 Bobby, that's a woman.

01:14:14.000 Oh, sorry.

01:14:16.000 Come on.

01:14:17.000 Ronda Rousey's fighting.

01:14:18.000 Oh, that's great.

01:14:19.000 That's great.

01:14:20.000 I'm looking forward to it.

01:14:23.000 Is this Lawler?

01:14:24.000 Is this Lawler?

01:14:25.000 Lawler, yeah.

01:14:26.000 Alright, I can barely take this right now.

01:14:29.000 You're about to see fighting at its highest level.

01:14:31.000 Is this the last one?

01:14:32.000 Brian, that last fight was fighting at its highest level.

01:14:36.000 Watch your P's and Q's!

01:14:38.000 But you're watching two...

01:14:39.000 You're watching the two best welterweights in the world.

01:14:42.000 That's right.

01:14:43.000 Please include Carlos Conant as right up there with them all.

01:14:48.000 He has some work to do.

01:14:49.000 I think Carlos Conant might be the best fighter.

01:14:54.000 I think he beats anybody.

01:14:56.000 I love Carlos Condit.

01:14:57.000 He's a very talented fighter.

01:14:59.000 In terms of technicalities, he's so precise.

01:15:02.000 Very talented fighter.

01:15:03.000 Incredible.

01:15:04.000 Is this getting good buzz?

01:15:05.000 Well, it comes out July 24th, Brian.

01:15:08.000 It's not as good as The Warrior.

01:15:10.000 Well, it's called Warrior, but you're right.

01:15:12.000 Bro, you know what I saw last night?

01:15:14.000 The Minions movie.

01:15:16.000 Was it good?

01:15:16.000 I fell asleep and walked out.

01:15:18.000 It was terrible.

01:15:20.000 Well, no, no.

01:15:21.000 I love Pixar movies.

01:15:23.000 I love those cartoon movies.

01:15:24.000 However, the Minions are cool when you see them in clips, right?

01:15:28.000 When Despicable Me, they're funny.

01:15:30.000 An entire movie of that?

01:15:32.000 Too much.

01:15:33.000 I agree with you.

01:15:34.000 Way too much.

01:15:34.000 Can I be honest with you?

01:15:35.000 My wife said, come to the movies with me and the kids.

01:15:37.000 And I go, what is it?

01:15:37.000 It's Minions.

01:15:38.000 And she went like this.

01:15:39.000 Little yellow people?

01:15:40.000 And I went, I can't do it.

01:15:41.000 Hey, little...

01:15:42.000 I can't do it.

01:15:42.000 Little yellow people for an hour and a half, though.

01:15:45.000 Nah, I can't do it.

01:15:45.000 Like, in Despicable Me, they're dope.

01:15:46.000 In Despicable Me, they're funny.

01:15:48.000 Now, forward that 40 minutes of pure yellow, guys, and it gets very old.

01:15:52.000 Now, Brendan Schraub, you and I have...

01:15:55.000 This sounds so racist.

01:15:57.000 I didn't mean yellow guys.

01:15:58.000 God damn it.

01:15:58.000 I mean, it's like, I'm right here, dude.

01:16:00.000 Come on, bro.

01:16:02.000 Bobby, he just...

01:16:03.000 I mean, it's rude.

01:16:04.000 These are shorter and yellower.

01:16:06.000 These are animated characters, yeah.

01:16:08.000 Yeah, and you are an animated character, but still.

01:16:11.000 Okay.

01:16:11.000 If there was a movie about a lot of you, I'd watch it.

01:16:15.000 Thank you.

01:16:16.000 Sam Tripoli's joke about losing Bobby, he lost Bobby at the Korean Day Parade.

01:16:21.000 And he goes, you ever try to look for a Korean in a Korean parade?

01:16:24.000 It's like looking for a needle in a needle stack.

01:16:28.000 That was a fun day, though.

01:16:31.000 Yeah?

01:16:31.000 Yeah.

01:16:33.000 Bobby, when are you going to come on The Fighter and the Kid would need you?

01:16:35.000 What is that?

01:16:37.000 Well, it's their podcast.

01:16:39.000 Yeah, well, you don't ask me.

01:16:40.000 Whenever you ask me, I show up.

01:16:42.000 I'm asking you right now.

01:16:43.000 Well, then I'm going to be there.

01:16:44.000 When is it?

01:16:45.000 Bro, real quick, look at these graphics right now.

01:16:47.000 He doesn't want me.

01:16:48.000 Look.

01:16:48.000 No, no, you're in 100%.

01:16:50.000 Aww.

01:16:50.000 You're in 100%.

01:16:51.000 We're friends now, man.

01:16:53.000 He's taking us back to the fight.

01:16:54.000 Look at this graphic, the new UFC graphic, man.

01:16:56.000 It's pretty dope going to Octagon.

01:16:58.000 Not mad at it.

01:16:59.000 Way cleaner, right?

01:17:00.000 I think you can see that in the arena, like basketball games?

01:17:02.000 Yes.

01:17:03.000 Ooh, nice.

01:17:04.000 I don't know, but I'm going to see it.

01:17:05.000 I don't know either.

01:17:06.000 No, you can't, because you see the glare off the side of the pillars, so they can see it.

01:17:11.000 But I don't like how they're doing a mashup of the final two fights.

01:17:14.000 They should do Rory and Lawler, and then when the other two come out, why are we doing a mashup?

01:17:21.000 I'll tell you why I want Conor McGregor to win and why I'm so nervous he won't, is that I don't want this train to stop.

01:17:28.000 I don't want this movie to stop.

01:17:30.000 I love Chad Mendes.

01:17:32.000 He's one of the best.

01:17:32.000 He's the best guys in the world.

01:17:33.000 He's amazing.

01:17:34.000 But I want this hype train of Conor McGregor to just keep on keeping up.

01:17:38.000 I don't want to see what he does when he loses.

01:17:39.000 It's going to be embarrassing and I'll be bummed.

01:17:42.000 Everything's going to be rough.

01:17:43.000 I'm loving this show.

01:17:43.000 I'll tell you what though.

01:17:44.000 That new UFC layout is freaking dope.

01:17:48.000 That was sweet, man.

01:17:49.000 Look at that arena.

01:17:51.000 Dana White said this is the craziest arena fight ever he's ever seen.

01:17:55.000 As far as fans, everything.

01:17:57.000 What were you going to say, Jamie?

01:17:59.000 The Jumbotron in the middle, I feel like it's not usually above the ring.

01:18:02.000 I've been there a few times, I feel like it's only...

01:18:04.000 Maybe recently they've had it there, but they always had it, like, you had to look far away, like, off in the distance to see the screens.

01:18:10.000 Look at the 70s, look at the welterweight division.

01:18:12.000 By the way, look at the welterweight division.

01:18:14.000 Dude, every division, the top five, good God.

01:18:16.000 45, and yeah, it's just a murderous row.

01:18:20.000 It's so ridiculous.

01:18:21.000 Johnny Hendrix is a bad beard.

01:18:24.000 Johnny Hendricks looks like an accountant.

01:18:25.000 He's one of the baddest guys from the planet.

01:18:26.000 You're not feeling his beard?

01:18:28.000 If he showed up and he was like, I'm your accountant, I'd be like, you look like a stocky accountant.

01:18:32.000 Cool.

01:18:32.000 Meanwhile, he's one of the baddest guys.

01:18:34.000 What do you call this part of the face?

01:18:36.000 That's called the bullseye for me when I kill people.

01:18:39.000 Oh, okay.

01:18:40.000 Look at Rogan's bullseye.

01:18:42.000 Yeah, Joe's got...

01:18:43.000 He has muscles.

01:18:44.000 He has muscles.

01:18:45.000 He has muscles on muscles.

01:18:47.000 Look at how intense Joe is.

01:18:48.000 He's so intense.

01:18:50.000 Look at his mouth.

01:18:51.000 Tell you what, though.

01:18:52.000 Best hype man in the game.

01:18:55.000 By the way, I'll make a call right now.

01:18:57.000 As far as a sports commentator, one of the best ever.

01:19:01.000 As far as how much he knows his game.

01:19:03.000 Knowledge, yeah.

01:19:04.000 And training, knowledge, and many fights.

01:19:06.000 He's been in the game in the very beginning.

01:19:08.000 Joe's a very smart guy, but his secret is his intensity over a long period of time.

01:19:13.000 He's got the craziest discipline and work ethic.

01:19:15.000 Like, he was telling us he went to frickin' like Chuck E. Cheese or something with his kid and was playing one of those pop-up games and he realized the high score is 500, so he sat there for an hour until he got 500. Like, bro, that's an issue.

01:19:27.000 It hurt his shoulder.

01:19:27.000 He gives good life advice.

01:19:29.000 I was like depressed like a month ago and he gave me really good life advice.

01:19:31.000 What did he say?

01:19:32.000 He says, just look at life as a movie, like you're in a movie.

01:19:35.000 And you want someone to watch your movie?

01:19:37.000 No.

01:19:37.000 I love that advice.

01:19:38.000 He said that to me once.

01:19:39.000 See, that's what I say.

01:19:40.000 Oh, I like that, too.

01:19:41.000 I'm going to write that down.

01:19:42.000 Thank you.

01:19:42.000 He said that to me once.

01:19:43.000 He said, you have to act like you're the star of your own movie.

01:19:46.000 That's what he said, yeah, yeah.

01:19:46.000 And it really helped me out.

01:19:47.000 I said, thank you, Joe.

01:19:49.000 Hey, Bobby.

01:19:50.000 I said this to him.

01:19:53.000 You're one of the funniest fucking people ever, and you have greatness in you as a comic.

01:19:59.000 And I've said that to you before, and very few people can do what you do, so you should never be depressed about that.

01:20:06.000 You have the ability to be one of the greatest comics ever.

01:20:10.000 Period.

01:20:10.000 Boom.

01:20:11.000 Boom, Bobby.

01:20:11.000 And I've said that to you before, and I've said that to you publicly, but I've said that to you privately.

01:20:15.000 Thank you.

01:20:15.000 And I've said it among hundreds of thousands of people.

01:20:18.000 So I don't want to hear your bullshit.

01:20:18.000 All you have to do is, when you feel depressed, is start writing, because you're that good.

01:20:22.000 Will you talk about why you were down, Bobby?

01:20:23.000 Mm-hmm.

01:20:24.000 Will you talk about why you were down?

01:20:25.000 Was it just things, just a clusterfuck?

01:20:27.000 No, I just go through, it's usually when people think I'm other people, then I get really depressed.

01:20:32.000 Like Jackie Chan?

01:20:33.000 Well, no.

01:20:34.000 They'll go, hey, I love you on The Hangover.

01:20:35.000 And then I'll go, that's not me.

01:20:36.000 And they'll go, yeah, you are.

01:20:37.000 And I'll go, no, that's not me.

01:20:39.000 And they'll try to convince me that I'm him.

01:20:41.000 Or they'll go, I love you on Heroes, or I love you on Grey's Anatomy and stuff.

01:20:45.000 I go, that's a girl and stuff.

01:20:46.000 That's a girl.

01:20:47.000 I know, man.

01:20:48.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:20:50.000 Do you get people think you're somebody else?

01:20:52.000 No.

01:20:53.000 Okay, well, you don't know what I'm talking about, then.

01:20:55.000 Yeah, but Bobby, you're funnier than all those people.

01:20:58.000 Yeah, I know, but...

01:20:59.000 And Ken Jeong is awesome and funny.

01:21:01.000 Yeah, Ken Jeong's amazing.

01:21:03.000 Does he do stand-up, too, or no?

01:21:04.000 He used to, yeah.

01:21:05.000 He does mostly sketch.

01:21:06.000 Yeah, Ken did a little stand-up, didn't he?

01:21:08.000 Yeah, we're on tour together and stuff.

01:21:09.000 Oh, wow.

01:21:10.000 That must have been a...

01:21:11.000 Who do you think people think you are, Brian?

01:21:13.000 Tom Cruise and Rory McDonald.

01:21:14.000 Ah, I see.

01:21:15.000 They think I'm either Robbie Lawler or Rory McDonald.

01:21:17.000 Has anyone mistaken for anything?

01:21:20.000 Luke Perry.

01:21:21.000 I don't want to talk about it right now.

01:21:24.000 Do people say that, like you're Luke Perry?

01:21:26.000 It used to be.

01:21:27.000 I was like, oh, okay.

01:21:29.000 I see it.

01:21:30.000 A little bit.

01:21:30.000 I'm older now, so my face is changed.

01:21:34.000 How old is Luke Perry?

01:21:34.000 He's older than me.

01:21:35.000 I think Luke is about 51. Look him up.

01:21:38.000 I wonder what he looks like.

01:21:39.000 I feel like everybody's younger than me, and they are.

01:21:41.000 Bobby, how old are you now?

01:21:42.000 Oh man, old.

01:21:44.000 I'm 48, so relax.

01:21:45.000 I'm 43. Dude, don't then...

01:21:47.000 You're about to say something racist.

01:21:50.000 Asians and black people age so much better than white people usually.

01:21:53.000 In general, they age so much better.

01:21:55.000 Thank you.

01:21:56.000 Well, Asians, we're evolved, really.

01:21:58.000 We've evolved.

01:21:58.000 Damn it, Bobby.

01:22:00.000 Bobby, there he is.

01:22:01.000 There's Luke Perry.

01:22:02.000 But look at how soft my skin is.

01:22:03.000 I can see that.

01:22:04.000 Touch my skin.

01:22:05.000 You don't shave either?

01:22:07.000 No.

01:22:07.000 How old is he now?

01:22:08.000 48. Oh, you're the same age.

01:22:10.000 He might look a little older than me.

01:22:13.000 Oh, shit.

01:22:13.000 Okay, Brian.

01:22:14.000 Does he or no?

01:22:15.000 Oh, for sure, brother.

01:22:16.000 He looks older than you.

01:22:17.000 They are, Brian.

01:22:18.000 That's Brian.

01:22:18.000 How old is he in that top left picture, though?

01:22:21.000 That's what people use to think I look like.

01:22:23.000 Well, you guys have the same hairline, for sure.

01:22:26.000 Yeah, and similar eyes.

01:22:26.000 You know what?

01:22:26.000 I can see it.

01:22:27.000 I can see it.

01:22:28.000 He's smaller than me.

01:22:30.000 Oh, right there he looks about every bit of 55. You know what?

01:22:33.000 He's a good-looking dude.

01:22:34.000 That's good to compare him to, though.

01:22:35.000 That's a good comparison.

01:22:36.000 Oh, people used to say it.

01:22:38.000 Hey, homeboy.

01:22:39.000 You understand what I'm saying, right?

01:22:40.000 I just want to say that.

01:22:41.000 You're one of the funny people.

01:22:42.000 Thank you so much.

01:22:42.000 I don't like compliments, but thank you so much.

01:22:44.000 You're that good.

01:22:44.000 I'm a human being, and you go through depression, that's all.

01:22:47.000 You're top five.

01:22:48.000 Ups and downs.

01:22:48.000 Funny guy.

01:22:49.000 Don't you get depressed?

01:22:50.000 I don't.

01:22:53.000 I've never seen Brian the Kid count.

01:22:55.000 You've never been depressed.

01:22:57.000 You know, I hang out with this guy damn near every day.

01:22:59.000 We've been on the road together.

01:23:00.000 We've been through some shit together.

01:23:01.000 I've never seen him down once.

01:23:03.000 It's unbelievable.

01:23:04.000 And it drives me fucking nuts.

01:23:05.000 You're an anomaly then, because I always figured comedians were a lot sounder.

01:23:08.000 Me too.

01:23:09.000 They're supposed to be dark and have some demons.

01:23:11.000 I mean, this boy is just morose 90% every day.

01:23:14.000 I wake up going, I'm going to kill myself today.

01:23:16.000 He's a comic, but he's special.

01:23:18.000 Bobby's really special.

01:23:20.000 And the thing about Callan, too, I don't know if you have this body, but he has more energy.

01:23:23.000 I'm 32. Callan has more energy than me, by far.

01:23:27.000 I can't keep up.

01:23:28.000 When we went to San Francisco together, I had to take naps.

01:23:30.000 I've always had crazy amount of energy.

01:23:31.000 I took naps, and he was chilling.

01:23:33.000 I've always had a crazy amount of energy.

01:23:35.000 Have you ever got your testosterone checked?

01:23:36.000 It must be high.

01:23:37.000 The doctor's like, sure.

01:23:39.000 No, but you have all your hair still.

01:23:41.000 Well, let's not get carried away.

01:23:43.000 He was just telling me I'm losing it.

01:23:44.000 Let's not get carried away.

01:23:45.000 I walked into the studio the other day, and I thought he was doing cornrows, but he's just losing his hair.

01:23:51.000 I was like, oh, sick, Cal, you got cornrows.

01:23:52.000 And he's like, no, bro, I'm just losing my hair.

01:23:55.000 I swear I thought it was cornrows.

01:23:56.000 I was like, all right, we're cool.

01:23:58.000 Cornrows.

01:23:58.000 Bobby, you and Brian should go on the show Naked and Afraid.

01:24:02.000 Yeah.

01:24:02.000 You know that show?

01:24:03.000 Yes, we talk about it all the time.

01:24:04.000 I love that show.

01:24:04.000 You and I should do it.

01:24:06.000 We always talk about it.

01:24:07.000 You're going to have to carry.

01:24:07.000 I got to cuddle you and stuff, then I got to carry you.

01:24:09.000 That's fine.

01:24:10.000 Can you haunt Bobby?

01:24:11.000 No.

01:24:12.000 I don't know how to do anything.

01:24:13.000 That's why.

01:24:13.000 I think I'll last, though.

01:24:16.000 Just on his fat reserves.

01:24:17.000 Just my fat reserves alone.

01:24:19.000 Bobby's tougher than he gives himself credit for.

01:24:21.000 Thanks, P. Where were you born and raised, Bobby?

01:24:23.000 It's none of your fucking business, man.

01:24:24.000 Hey, man!

01:24:25.000 No, you're not that tough.

01:24:27.000 You're not that tough, dude.

01:24:28.000 San Diego, dude.

01:24:29.000 San Diego, bro.

01:24:30.000 Alright.

01:24:30.000 Oh, that's where you did a lot of street fighting?

01:24:32.000 That's right.

01:24:32.000 Your name is...

01:24:33.000 Powerful for us.

01:24:35.000 Dude, for us, it's a hobby.

01:24:37.000 Now, do they give you those bright green shoes?

01:24:40.000 Is that how it works?

01:24:41.000 For free?

01:24:42.000 I like them if you can wear them that way.

01:24:45.000 Now, you have to understand, this guy is the future and the now.

01:24:50.000 Look at him.

01:24:51.000 This kid has been groomed, groomed to be the next GSP and take over in Canada.

01:24:57.000 This is what he does, right?

01:24:57.000 Yeah.

01:24:58.000 You want to talk about a guy who doesn't get nervous fight week?

01:25:01.000 Roy McDonald.

01:25:02.000 He doesn't?

01:25:02.000 He's like a serial killer.

01:25:03.000 I thought they should have named him the Canadian Psycho.

01:25:06.000 He hates that nickname.

01:25:08.000 What's his nickname now?

01:25:09.000 The Titan?

01:25:10.000 The Red Dragon?

01:25:11.000 The Red Man?

01:25:12.000 The Red King?

01:25:14.000 What does that mean?

01:25:15.000 I like it.

01:25:16.000 It's like from Game of Thrones or something.

01:25:17.000 He's the Red King.

01:25:18.000 The Red King.

01:25:19.000 He's young as shit.

01:25:20.000 He's been groomed for this exact moment.

01:25:23.000 Yeah.

01:25:24.000 I like his disposition.

01:25:25.000 He's introverted and sort of quiet like that.

01:25:28.000 Anyone who knows Rory, he comes out of his shell and he's a funny dude.

01:25:34.000 I wish people could see it.

01:25:35.000 Really?

01:25:35.000 He's actually really funny, super intelligent.

01:25:37.000 I bet.

01:25:38.000 Yeah, he's very funny, man.

01:25:39.000 I bet he's smart as shit.

01:25:40.000 Very smart.

01:25:41.000 But he comes off almost as like that...

01:25:43.000 He's an amazing fighter.

01:25:46.000 He's an amazing fighter.

01:25:47.000 Phenomenal.

01:25:48.000 He does everything right.

01:25:51.000 Very hard.

01:25:51.000 It's going to be very tough to beat.

01:25:53.000 But a guy who can beat him is a guy like Robbie Lawler, who's beat him before, but Robbie Lawler just has that pressure, man.

01:25:59.000 And you're talking about a confident champion, Robbie Lawler, coming at you.

01:26:03.000 Look at him.

01:26:03.000 Look how happy he is.

01:26:04.000 Look at him.

01:26:05.000 He's been here since he was 17, I think.

01:26:07.000 He just said, I'm coming.

01:26:10.000 God, that's that champion swagger, son.

01:26:12.000 It's hard to get.

01:26:13.000 Yeah, it is.

01:26:14.000 And when you got it, bottle it.

01:26:15.000 He's a killer.

01:26:16.000 A murderer.

01:26:17.000 Look at him.

01:26:17.000 A murderer.

01:26:18.000 He's the best 170-er in the world.

01:26:22.000 What song is he coming out to?

01:26:24.000 Like you said, though, you can see the 70-pound belt just being on rotation with these guys.

01:26:29.000 They're all...

01:26:30.000 I mean, they're all so fucking good.

01:26:33.000 He's just been doing it for so long.

01:26:34.000 Couldn't look more relaxed.

01:26:35.000 Couldn't look more relaxed.

01:26:36.000 Well, think about how many fights he's had and all the ups and downs.

01:26:39.000 You're talking about a guy who has a salty record, really.

01:26:42.000 I think he's 25 and 10. But before he went on this tear, he had a salty-ass record, man.

01:26:46.000 There was a time in his career where a lot of people were telling him, hey, man, it might be time to move on.

01:26:49.000 There was a time when he didn't spar for years.

01:26:52.000 He was just going there and trained and wouldn't spar.

01:26:54.000 Why wouldn't he spar?

01:26:55.000 Because of the head trauma.

01:26:57.000 He'd think he was doing too much sparring, so he didn't time off.

01:26:59.000 And then that was when he was at Pat Milichick's camp, and then he moved to Florida.

01:27:03.000 Well, those guys were crazy.

01:27:04.000 Yes, that's the old school days.

01:27:07.000 You're talking about Tim Sylvia, all those monsters.

01:27:10.000 Matt Hughes, all those guys.

01:27:12.000 So now he goes from there to ATT, where he's just flourishing, tearing it up.

01:27:19.000 That's an amazing facility down there.

01:27:22.000 There's Stitch, Herb Dean.

01:27:25.000 Who's that guy right there with the puka shells?

01:27:28.000 King Mo in his corner.

01:27:31.000 Phenomenal wrestler.

01:27:32.000 Bellator fighter.

01:27:34.000 Phenomenal, phenomenal wrestler.

01:27:35.000 Is there food here?

01:27:36.000 I'm going to have some bars in the back.

01:27:37.000 I feel like your energy's dropping a little.

01:27:39.000 You good?

01:27:40.000 You want some coffee?

01:27:40.000 I need some food or something.

01:27:42.000 Alright.

01:27:43.000 Do you have a bar?

01:27:44.000 Well...

01:27:46.000 Chips.

01:27:46.000 Low blood sugar.

01:27:47.000 I haven't blow blood pressure.

01:27:49.000 No.

01:27:49.000 We're just getting to the thick of it, my man.

01:27:52.000 These are the fights.

01:27:53.000 These are...

01:27:55.000 Well, all of them are great.

01:27:55.000 Now, this is a three-rounder, though.

01:27:57.000 Or is it a five-rounder?

01:27:57.000 Five-rounder, because it's a title fight.

01:27:59.000 Oh, shit.

01:27:59.000 That's right.

01:28:00.000 Title fights are five rounds, Brian.

01:28:01.000 We've got two five-round fights.

01:28:02.000 We've got 50 minutes of fighting to go.

01:28:03.000 Why can't they go that long?

01:28:05.000 Wow.

01:28:05.000 Can't they do endless rounds where, like, just whoever's standing is laughing?

01:28:08.000 I think that'd be better.

01:28:09.000 No.

01:28:10.000 If you hate ratings, sure.

01:28:11.000 Yeah, it'd be dangerous.

01:28:12.000 It'd be, it's too much.

01:28:13.000 It's insanity.

01:28:14.000 You'd have guys, like, stalling and doing weird shit.

01:28:18.000 I don't know.

01:28:18.000 I don't know if they're stalling, but just be...

01:28:19.000 But in Brazil, they'd have fights, like, Hickson had fights that lasted an hour and a half.

01:28:24.000 That's old school, man.

01:28:24.000 You can't do that anymore.

01:28:25.000 It wouldn't be a sport if you did that.

01:28:26.000 Look at this.

01:28:27.000 Look at this.

01:28:27.000 Look at Bruce Buffer!

01:28:29.000 He's my favorite to watch, man.

01:28:31.000 He gets crunked for these.

01:28:32.000 I brought my own Stevia to the studio, Jamie.

01:28:34.000 I don't know if you noticed that.

01:28:35.000 I brought my own Stevia.

01:28:36.000 Get yourself a bar there, buddy.

01:28:38.000 How's that bar doing for you?

01:28:40.000 That's actually...

01:28:41.000 You know what I read?

01:28:42.000 It actually doubles as an appetite suppressant.

01:28:44.000 Really?

01:28:45.000 It has to be real Stevia extract.

01:28:47.000 If you get that Stevia at Ralph's...

01:28:49.000 No, they have additives.

01:28:50.000 This is that all-natural, whole food shenanigans.

01:28:54.000 Bobby, I love your girlfriend.

01:28:56.000 She's the best.

01:28:57.000 We're gonna keep her.

01:28:58.000 Hope you don't mind.

01:28:59.000 Please don't.

01:29:00.000 Okay.

01:29:04.000 Because I walk down the street and guys hit on her in front of me because they don't think that I'm dating her.

01:29:08.000 That's fucked up, man.

01:29:09.000 I'm used to it.

01:29:09.000 What do they think?

01:29:10.000 You're like her freaking assistant?

01:29:11.000 Like an assistant or something, yeah.

01:29:12.000 Or that I'm a prostitute.

01:29:15.000 No.

01:29:15.000 Yeah, I swear.

01:29:16.000 No, come on.

01:29:17.000 Or do they think that she's a part of some government organization that helps retarded kids walk across the street and stuff?

01:29:24.000 People think it's Make-A-Wish.

01:29:25.000 Yeah, something like that.

01:29:26.000 I'm not even lying.

01:29:28.000 Dude, I'm not even lying.

01:29:29.000 Dudes will just walk up to me.

01:29:30.000 I'm holding her hand.

01:29:31.000 They're cruel.

01:29:31.000 She's a smoke show.

01:29:33.000 And they think you're an assistant.

01:29:35.000 Yeah.

01:29:35.000 Sorry, bro.

01:29:36.000 How do you think I feel?

01:29:37.000 Horrible, I bet.

01:29:38.000 No wonder you're depressed.

01:29:39.000 You want guacamole, Bobby?

01:29:40.000 You just made it?

01:29:41.000 Yeah.

01:29:42.000 It's pretty new.

01:29:42.000 Is it new?

01:29:43.000 I can't just eat raw guacamole.

01:29:45.000 There's got to be chips and stuff.

01:29:46.000 You have chips right next to you.

01:29:48.000 It's okay, Bri.

01:29:50.000 Okay, thanks.

01:29:52.000 We can't turn the sound up for this, right?

01:29:54.000 No, man.

01:29:55.000 We're doing a show.

01:29:56.000 Can't listen to the fights in silence.

01:29:58.000 Hey, Brian!

01:29:59.000 Ever done one of these before?

01:30:00.000 Sorry, buddy.

01:30:01.000 I'll turn the sound up for the other one.

01:30:04.000 For just the walkout.

01:30:05.000 I wish there was a button I could hit that just slapped you.

01:30:07.000 You're like, K-Zero, you can listen to the volume.

01:30:10.000 Whoa!

01:30:11.000 He's an underdog in this.

01:30:13.000 Because of the wrestling.

01:30:15.000 That's what I think.

01:30:16.000 And the last fight was close.

01:30:18.000 Such a good fight.

01:30:21.000 How uncommon is that, that the champion actually comes in as the underdog?

01:30:26.000 I mean, it's pretty rare.

01:30:28.000 It's pretty rare.

01:30:28.000 But Rory McDonald is very rare.

01:30:30.000 But the thing is, the UFC, it's getting so competitive, it's all about styles and matchups.

01:30:36.000 So let's say Conor wins tonight.

01:30:38.000 When he fights Jose Aldo, I bet it's going to be close if he's an underdog.

01:30:43.000 Look at these guys staring each other down.

01:30:47.000 So with the UFC kits, if you're the champ, they're all black.

01:30:51.000 So if you're the champion, you're all black with gold.

01:30:53.000 I like it.

01:30:54.000 But I think for the non-champs, they have to make it different.

01:30:57.000 You can't have both white and black.

01:30:59.000 Right.

01:31:00.000 I mean, you're in the face of...

01:31:03.000 I mean, look at this.

01:31:05.000 Yeah, we're looking, bro.

01:31:06.000 Oh my god.

01:31:11.000 Roy's very smart, very cerebral.

01:31:13.000 Stands right there, dude.

01:31:15.000 Super cerebral fighter.

01:31:15.000 Stands right there.

01:31:16.000 Best jab at 170. Best jab at 170. Very similar to Joel St. Pierre.

01:31:20.000 Guess who's a really good counterpuncher?

01:31:22.000 Robbie Lawler.

01:31:23.000 Jesus.

01:31:26.000 Hey, Brian, is there any way you can smack more into the mic, though?

01:31:28.000 Sorry, but I'm nervous.

01:31:29.000 I'm nervous as shit right now.

01:31:31.000 Oh!

01:31:31.000 What are you doing?

01:31:33.000 Oh, shit.

01:31:34.000 Oof.

01:31:36.000 No one hits harder at 170 than Rory, that's for sure.

01:31:38.000 I mean, and Lawler.

01:31:40.000 Talk about a knockout artist.

01:31:42.000 Robert will put you to sleep.

01:31:44.000 The last time they met, Lawler knocked him down a third, right?

01:31:49.000 That was the game changer.

01:31:50.000 Look at our boy standing right in range of his right.

01:31:53.000 Yeah, right in the range of his right.

01:31:55.000 He knows what he's doing, man.

01:31:56.000 I guess he does.

01:31:57.000 I'll tell you what's an advantage for Rory if it goes to the ground.

01:32:00.000 Roy's jiu-jitsu is very high level.

01:32:02.000 Compete in Metamorris, beat the brakes off a guy in Metamorris.

01:32:05.000 Look at him kicking.

01:32:05.000 Look at how he's doing that weird front kick, that sort of 45 degree roundhouse.

01:32:09.000 What'd you say, Jimmy?

01:32:10.000 Under his elbow.

01:32:11.000 Purple in Lawler's shorts.

01:32:12.000 He's got different shorts on.

01:32:14.000 You know what?

01:32:15.000 I think it's like a different material.

01:32:16.000 I think it's a light black, but it looks purple to extend it.

01:32:20.000 Weird flicking front kick.

01:32:22.000 Dude, he's just holding him off at that right...

01:32:24.000 His range.

01:32:25.000 Yeah.

01:32:26.000 He has a killer jab, a phenomenal jab, and then he uses those kicks to keep him at range.

01:32:31.000 Look at that jab, son.

01:32:33.000 Educated jab.

01:32:34.000 I call it an educated jab, Brendan.

01:32:36.000 Oh!

01:32:36.000 There's a right.

01:32:39.000 Roy's not known as a knockout artist.

01:32:41.000 Roy wins.

01:32:42.000 It's going to be TKO later in the rounds, I think.

01:32:47.000 But the thing about Lawler is, A, he's freaking damn near impossible to knock out, especially lately, and B, he just hangs around, and if he lands one of those shots, it's night-night.

01:32:59.000 Well, that's why McDonald is so close to those hands!

01:33:04.000 Yeah, but look, as soon as he gets in within range, he's eating a nice, stiff Canadian jab.

01:33:09.000 Is Rory going to want to take him down?

01:33:10.000 That's what I call a nice, stiff Canadian jab.

01:33:12.000 But the thing is, Robbie Lawler's takedown defense is so damn good, especially early on.

01:33:17.000 So I bet we see Robbie just pick him apart for a little bit, wear him out, and then start to move for the takedowns.

01:33:22.000 Rory, by the way, has thrown everything so far.

01:33:24.000 Robbie's thrown a little bit.

01:33:27.000 This is Rory McDonald's time.

01:33:30.000 I agree.

01:33:31.000 I think it's his time.

01:33:32.000 And Canada needs a champion like Rory.

01:33:34.000 Rory McDonald is the most skilled fighter here.

01:33:36.000 He and Carlos Condit.

01:33:37.000 That's going to be the sick fight.

01:33:38.000 You know they fought before, right?

01:33:40.000 Yes, I do.

01:33:40.000 But Rory McDonald's a very different fighter now.

01:33:43.000 Yeah.

01:33:43.000 Notice how I whispered that?

01:33:44.000 Bobby.

01:33:45.000 I like how you whisper.

01:33:45.000 When you whisper it, I listen more, man.

01:33:47.000 Thank you, buddy.

01:33:48.000 Thank you.

01:33:48.000 I put my voice down like this.

01:33:49.000 I'll tell you who doesn't want to be a celebrity.

01:33:52.000 Who?

01:33:53.000 Roy McDonald.

01:33:54.000 Doesn't care.

01:33:54.000 He's just a fighter.

01:33:55.000 He hates being noticed.

01:33:56.000 Hates being a celebrity.

01:33:57.000 Love it.

01:33:57.000 I love him.

01:33:58.000 He's a true fighter.

01:33:59.000 Makes him even more lovable.

01:34:00.000 He's a true fighter.

01:34:01.000 True fighter and loves the finer things in life.

01:34:04.000 Loves a nice suit, nice pair of shoes.

01:34:07.000 Likes his ladies?

01:34:07.000 Cars.

01:34:08.000 Loves a nice, pretty young lady.

01:34:10.000 He's a quiet killer.

01:34:12.000 He's a stud, man.

01:34:14.000 Super stud.

01:34:15.000 I'm very impressed with that kid.

01:34:16.000 Great kid.

01:34:17.000 And I shouldn't call him a kid.

01:34:18.000 He's a man.

01:34:19.000 He's the future of the UFC. You know why?

01:34:21.000 Because he doesn't have a background in wrestling, in taekwondo.

01:34:24.000 He has a background in mixed martial arts.

01:34:27.000 He went into the gym at 12 and started training in mixed martial arts.

01:34:30.000 That's why he's so good at everything.

01:34:31.000 And stayed dedicated to it.

01:34:33.000 You're talking about a black belt and striking.

01:34:34.000 All these jabs of black belt, so black belt and boxing.

01:34:37.000 Oh, did you see that?

01:34:38.000 Hey, look at Rory Short.

01:34:39.000 Did you see that?

01:34:39.000 He's got an ad on there.

01:34:40.000 You see that?

01:34:41.000 Yeah, he has Monster.

01:34:42.000 Dude!

01:34:43.000 Well, see, that's the thing.

01:34:45.000 Certain guys have exclusive deals, like Ronda has exclusive, right?

01:34:49.000 We'll see Monster on Connor shorts.

01:34:52.000 So I think certain guys with the big companies get additional sponsorship.

01:34:57.000 Because Roy's also an exclusive sponsor with Reebok, so he has a different deal than the rest of the guys.

01:35:02.000 He just signed with them, actually.

01:35:04.000 This is so weird, Brennan.

01:35:06.000 Holding him off with that hand like that.

01:35:08.000 I'll tell you what impressed me.

01:35:10.000 Yeah, of course, Rory's jab and holding him off and all this, but that takedown defense by Robbie.

01:35:14.000 Jesus, and he was in tight.

01:35:16.000 Robbie, that left hand of Robbie skips the shit out of him.

01:35:18.000 Robbie's holding that left hand.

01:35:21.000 You don't know if it's going to be an uppercut or a straight right.

01:35:23.000 He's a south ball then.

01:35:26.000 Yeah, he's a south ball, Brian.

01:35:28.000 Yeah, I didn't realize that.

01:35:29.000 His entire career has been a south ball.

01:35:31.000 That's hard to fight, right?

01:35:32.000 Or is it you just adjust and you stay on the outside of that foot?

01:35:35.000 It's hard though, right?

01:35:37.000 I don't know.

01:35:37.000 Southpaws are harder to fight because there's a lot more traditional fighters than there are Southpaws.

01:35:42.000 So it's very tough, especially when they're at such a high level like Robbie.

01:35:48.000 Gotta swat that.

01:35:49.000 The key to Southpaw, you see that left foot?

01:35:53.000 You want to stay outside Robbie's right foot.

01:35:55.000 And avoid that left hand.

01:35:57.000 And come over that jab, right?

01:35:58.000 No.

01:35:59.000 You want to use straight rights.

01:36:01.000 Straight rights are how you stop a Southpaw.

01:36:03.000 And a big right kick.

01:36:04.000 With your head to the outside.

01:36:05.000 So that's one round for Rory, for sure.

01:36:08.000 And this is going to be frustrating for Robbie because he's going to be eating this all night.

01:36:12.000 Yeah.

01:36:12.000 So he can't sit there and eat these jabs and kicks.

01:36:14.000 Because Rory does not give a flying patoot.

01:36:17.000 He can just sit there and pick you apart.

01:36:19.000 He'll win round, round, round, round.

01:36:21.000 Patient as shit.

01:36:22.000 But now Robbie, right?

01:36:23.000 You're talking about conflicting styles.

01:36:24.000 Robbie just needs to land one to win this fight.

01:36:26.000 I hated that round.

01:36:28.000 Did you?

01:36:29.000 I hated it.

01:36:29.000 I loved it.

01:36:30.000 It was boring.

01:36:30.000 You know what?

01:36:32.000 You're the majority.

01:36:34.000 Everyone's like, God, that shit was boring.

01:36:35.000 I loved that round so much.

01:36:36.000 I loved it.

01:36:37.000 Why?

01:36:39.000 This level of a fight, to be that technical and use your jab, set up kicks.

01:36:44.000 You're watching them get positioned, where they're stepping.

01:36:47.000 It's like the Floyd Mayer-Pacquiao fight.

01:36:49.000 Everyone's like, I hate that fight.

01:36:50.000 True fighters are like, oh my God, that fight was amazing.

01:36:53.000 It's like a gay dance.

01:36:55.000 They just pointed a circle around.

01:36:57.000 I can see how...

01:36:58.000 And then you go this way, around, it's like, alright.

01:37:01.000 But here's the thing, Bobby, the level of technique, the way they're measuring each other, and how they're positioning and stuff, and your margin for error with these guys, and watching him fight a southpaw where he's sitting on the outside of that jab and trying to use his right.

01:37:15.000 Oh, okay.

01:37:17.000 Watch his foot.

01:37:17.000 Watch how his foot is going to be on the outside every time.

01:37:20.000 Watch their feet, man.

01:37:21.000 That's weird.

01:37:21.000 You don't want to tell a guy that if he doesn't...

01:37:23.000 Yeah, it doesn't matter.

01:37:24.000 What?

01:37:25.000 Hey, man.

01:37:25.000 Sorry, bro.

01:37:26.000 Bro, I'm trying to teach you lessons, so when guys call you out with your girl, let's slap some dudes around.

01:37:31.000 I'm going to take you as my protege, bro.

01:37:34.000 Show him a picture of Brendan.

01:37:35.000 So when guys start heckling you with your girl, you can just whoop ass.

01:37:39.000 No, just say, this is Brendan Schaub's girlfriend.

01:37:41.000 That's what he's saying.

01:37:46.000 Yeah, Robbie's going to have to make some changes here, man.

01:37:48.000 Because what he's doing now, staying outside, I love his movement here.

01:37:50.000 I love the footwork of Robbie right now.

01:37:53.000 Changing it up.

01:37:53.000 You have to, otherwise you can get picked apart by the reach of Roy McDonald.

01:37:59.000 Cal, remember I was giving you shit for reach, how you want to shout about reach?

01:38:02.000 Yep.

01:38:02.000 Well, we found a guy who's going to use it.

01:38:04.000 That's right, buddy.

01:38:05.000 I'm sorry, friend.

01:38:06.000 That's all right, pal.

01:38:08.000 You know, you got it from Romero.

01:38:09.000 I spent a lot of time on my job.

01:38:11.000 Well...

01:38:11.000 A lot of time.

01:38:12.000 My number one priority is my jab.

01:38:14.000 That jab, man, it's just...

01:38:15.000 Robbie's going to have to mix it up, man, because he can't stay outside here.

01:38:18.000 He's going to have to start risking it.

01:38:19.000 It's amazing what a jab will do.

01:38:21.000 You just can't do much when it keeps...

01:38:23.000 That's what Fabrizio Verdum did to Cain Velasquez.

01:38:26.000 He just kept his jab in his face.

01:38:28.000 Kind of.

01:38:29.000 I think Roy has the best jab in MMA. The last time we saw a jab like this was George St. Pierre.

01:38:36.000 Yep.

01:38:36.000 Agreed.

01:38:37.000 Granted, they have the exact same coaches that come from the exact same camp.

01:38:40.000 I don't know.

01:38:40.000 Don't get that.

01:38:41.000 I love this.

01:38:42.000 Oh!

01:38:43.000 We don't want to start trading.

01:38:45.000 Let's get that jab back, son.

01:38:47.000 Look at these kicks.

01:38:48.000 Right in the face.

01:38:49.000 What were you going to say?

01:38:50.000 I don't understand how Fabrizio Verdum was that big of an underdog in terms of just the betting line.

01:38:55.000 You know, he's always an underdog.

01:38:56.000 I mean, if you think about it, Kane had fought two guys in the last five years previous to that.

01:39:00.000 True, but Kane's such a beast.

01:39:02.000 Yeah, he is a beast.

01:39:02.000 But I'm just saying, like, Verdum had gone to war much more than him.

01:39:05.000 I know.

01:39:06.000 And he beat the brakes off Mark Hunt.

01:39:08.000 He beat the brakes off Travis Brown.

01:39:11.000 That's right.

01:39:11.000 He beat Roy Nelson.

01:39:13.000 So Verdum, it's a respect thing.

01:39:15.000 We were talking about this on UFC Tonight when I was on there on Fox.

01:39:18.000 The thing is, he just doesn't get a lot of respect.

01:39:20.000 He's always an underdog.

01:39:21.000 It's like, when the hell are they going to get to it?

01:39:23.000 But a huge margin, too.

01:39:24.000 It's crazy.

01:39:25.000 Dude, look at how Rory just keeps...

01:39:27.000 He's going to do this all night.

01:39:28.000 You're not going to get him out of his dame.

01:39:30.000 You're not going to lull him into a brawl.

01:39:31.000 Robbie doesn't have an answer right now.

01:39:32.000 He doesn't have an answer to what's going on.

01:39:34.000 He's getting frustrated, and I bet you we see later this round, the third round, he just start opening up and taking chances, and he's going to pay for it.

01:39:40.000 Or he's going to clip Rory, right?

01:39:42.000 Well, yeah, but it's hard to clip Rory.

01:39:46.000 But you're right, man.

01:39:47.000 If Robbie touches you the right way.

01:39:48.000 Look at that athletic stance.

01:39:51.000 If you have a young kid who wants to get involved in MMA, you show him tape on Roy McDonald.

01:39:55.000 Oh my god, do you ever.

01:39:56.000 And then you say, never get into MMA. He doesn't eat a lot of punches.

01:40:01.000 He's very disciplined.

01:40:03.000 It's also a mindset.

01:40:04.000 He's a serial killer.

01:40:07.000 He's a different animal, for sure.

01:40:10.000 Just doesn't get, his heart rate never raises, it seems.

01:40:13.000 Well, I'm sure it does, but he just stays cool, calm, collected.

01:40:17.000 That's why he's fighting for a UFC goal.

01:40:18.000 Not a lot of head movement, Brendan.

01:40:18.000 He's just standing there, but just measuring shots.

01:40:20.000 It's his footwork that's getting him out of the way.

01:40:23.000 It's his distance control, which is everything.

01:40:27.000 It's peripheral.

01:40:28.000 Not worrying so much about slipping punches, but rather kind of being out of the way.

01:40:31.000 He's relying on his feet, yeah, in his jab.

01:40:33.000 Man, he's just big, too.

01:40:36.000 He's big!

01:40:37.000 Oh, well, better pay attention.

01:40:40.000 No, Robbie Lawler is a champion for a reason.

01:40:44.000 You get so nervous with Robbie because you can connect with him.

01:40:48.000 Look at this.

01:40:48.000 This is the one.

01:40:49.000 Oh, he opened him up.

01:40:51.000 Oh, shit.

01:40:51.000 This is the one.

01:40:52.000 Come on, Rory.

01:40:53.000 Move your feet, buddy.

01:40:54.000 Rory's standing there.

01:40:55.000 Taking it.

01:40:56.000 Damn.

01:40:57.000 Now look who got confidence.

01:40:58.000 The champion's confidence, son.

01:40:59.000 That's trouble.

01:41:01.000 Oh!

01:41:04.000 Good counterpunch, Robbie Lawler.

01:41:05.000 Look at the champ.

01:41:06.000 Look at this.

01:41:09.000 They're eating some shots now.

01:41:10.000 Rory, for sure, get out of the way.

01:41:12.000 I told you, he's standing within range.

01:41:15.000 Well, now the champ found a little secret, huh?

01:41:18.000 Found a little open in the kitchen, as you call it, Callan.

01:41:20.000 Yep.

01:41:21.000 He's in his kitchen.

01:41:22.000 I think all UFC fighters should get a tan.

01:41:25.000 They should get a tan because when you're pale like that guy, you can see the blood more easily.

01:41:30.000 It doesn't always translate well, though.

01:41:32.000 Because I remember Lyoto Machida not too long ago came in with like an ultra fake tan and I saw it.

01:41:37.000 Like it was very obvious.

01:41:38.000 By the way, Rory McDonald's taking some shots right now, ladies and gentlemen.

01:41:41.000 Yeah, this fight's not going five rounds.

01:41:42.000 They continue this pace.

01:41:45.000 Damn, you gotta give Robbie this one-to-one probably.

01:41:48.000 Wouldn't you say, Jamie?

01:41:49.000 Look at his face.

01:41:53.000 Damn, the confidence of a champ is trouble when he starts opening up.

01:41:57.000 Now he's laying his jab in his lung too.

01:42:01.000 Oh!

01:42:02.000 Oh!

01:42:04.000 Man, Robin Lola can take shit.

01:42:05.000 He can take shit, man.

01:42:07.000 He's so damn durable.

01:42:13.000 Yeah, he took bunches from Johnny Hendricks.

01:42:16.000 I want to apologize.

01:42:17.000 The big rig.

01:42:18.000 I want to apologize.

01:42:19.000 What's up, man?

01:42:20.000 I said the first round was bad, but the second round was very good, so I want to apologize.

01:42:24.000 You want action.

01:42:25.000 He broke his nose there.

01:42:28.000 Uh, it looks like an orbital.

01:42:30.000 I wouldn't say his nose.

01:42:31.000 Alright, well, it's not good.

01:42:33.000 Yeah, either way, it's not good.

01:42:34.000 It sucks.

01:42:34.000 What's not good is you got the champ being comfortable, and he's like, oh, hold up.

01:42:38.000 Because that first round, you're frustrated.

01:42:39.000 Second round, you're like, well, so we got one-to-one.

01:42:41.000 Let's get some adrenaline on that fucking cut.

01:42:43.000 Momentum's a motherfucker.

01:42:44.000 Momentum's a motherfucker in fighting.

01:42:47.000 Shit.

01:42:48.000 Dude.

01:42:48.000 Roy hasn't been in trouble in a little bit.

01:42:50.000 Oh, no, he hasn't.

01:42:51.000 Man, oh, man.

01:42:53.000 Robbie Lawler is really...

01:42:54.000 Look at the counter on this fucker.

01:42:58.000 I wasn't sold on Rory before this, but I really want him to win now.

01:43:01.000 Right.

01:43:02.000 Like, there's something about him that's just...

01:43:04.000 I try to be unbiased, but goddammit, I suck at it.

01:43:07.000 Tell you who's good at being unbiased.

01:43:09.000 Our boy Joe Rogan.

01:43:10.000 Kinda has to be.

01:43:11.000 Right?

01:43:12.000 That just fucked him up.

01:43:16.000 Yeah, we got one to one.

01:43:19.000 What a frickin' card!

01:43:25.000 He broke his orbital bone or something like that.

01:43:27.000 Yeah, it looks like an orbital's messed up.

01:43:29.000 And look at the champ frothing at the mouth.

01:43:32.000 That's what you don't want to see.

01:43:34.000 I'll tell you what, though.

01:43:36.000 We're in round three here, ladies and gentlemen.

01:43:40.000 Step over that fucking...

01:43:42.000 God, Robbie Lawler just keeps his eyes open and just sees everything coming.

01:43:47.000 Did you say he keeps his eyes open?

01:43:48.000 Yes.

01:43:48.000 Oh...

01:43:49.000 These exchanges are where you're like, you hold your breath like one shot to the chin.

01:43:54.000 Something's going down this round.

01:43:55.000 Someone's getting dropped.

01:43:56.000 This round's going to be a game changer.

01:43:58.000 Yeah, it's just a matter of time.

01:43:59.000 I don't like the way Rory's eating shots.

01:44:01.000 I don't either.

01:44:02.000 I feel like he's coming in and getting caught when he comes in.

01:44:05.000 He's paying for everything he throws.

01:44:06.000 Well, Robbie found his timing.

01:44:08.000 Robbie's found some niche on his timing.

01:44:10.000 And if I'm Rory, I'm going to mix it up and shoot for a takedown.

01:44:14.000 Because what he's doing now, he's starting to get ate up a little bit.

01:44:21.000 Damn.

01:44:22.000 And you can tell with the kicks and his movement, Robbie's just loose as fuck.

01:44:26.000 Oh, oh, fuck, son.

01:44:29.000 How about the chin on our boy, old Rory, red guy, McDonald.

01:44:34.000 Red king.

01:44:35.000 I don't like that.

01:44:36.000 Look at the elbows.

01:44:38.000 Yeah, they get in close.

01:44:39.000 He throws his elbows.

01:44:40.000 His face skin ate up.

01:44:45.000 Jesus Christ.

01:44:46.000 Tell you what, man.

01:44:47.000 I don't care how good your shit is.

01:44:49.000 You're not eating too many of those Robbie Lawler left hands very long.

01:44:52.000 Zone's getting dropped, son.

01:44:53.000 Yeah, it does.

01:44:56.000 God, dog, how good is Robbie Lawler?

01:44:58.000 So good.

01:44:59.000 So fucking good.

01:45:01.000 He's the champion.

01:45:03.000 Oh, no.

01:45:04.000 I like the takedown attempt.

01:45:05.000 There you go.

01:45:06.000 Needs it.

01:45:07.000 He needs it.

01:45:08.000 There we go.

01:45:09.000 Holy takedown defense, Batman.

01:45:11.000 Holy takedown defense is right.

01:45:13.000 Holy shit.

01:45:13.000 You're talking about a true martial artist here.

01:45:15.000 You're talking about a high-level wrestler, too, in Roy McDonald.

01:45:19.000 Holy shit.

01:45:19.000 Look at his face.

01:45:20.000 Oh, my God.

01:45:21.000 This is his nose.

01:45:24.000 His face looks like a red mask.

01:45:26.000 He looks like the Red King right now.

01:45:29.000 Let's not do the Taekwondo axe kick, please.

01:45:33.000 I'm telling Robert Leonard what not to do.

01:45:35.000 Roy looks like the red guy I just watched before I came here from Captain America.

01:45:40.000 The bad skull guy.

01:45:41.000 That's what he looks like.

01:45:42.000 The red skull.

01:45:43.000 I think his name should be the red skull.

01:45:45.000 You could market that.

01:45:46.000 Shit.

01:45:47.000 Shit.

01:45:49.000 It's crazy shit, man.

01:45:51.000 Man, his face is beat up.

01:45:54.000 Yeah.

01:45:54.000 Telling you something's going down this round.

01:45:56.000 Such an interesting red face.

01:45:57.000 Oh, look at these.

01:46:00.000 Wow.

01:46:01.000 Close second round.

01:46:02.000 Roy's trying to readjust.

01:46:03.000 Roy's in trouble, yeah, yeah.

01:46:04.000 Because the takedown was nowhere near happening.

01:46:07.000 That takedown offense is so impressive.

01:46:07.000 Look at the stalker in Robbie Lowe.

01:46:10.000 And that's crazy that he couldn't take him down.

01:46:12.000 Not even close, right?

01:46:13.000 Damn it.

01:46:14.000 Fuck.

01:46:14.000 He had that single deep, too.

01:46:17.000 Super deep.

01:46:18.000 And I don't know how Robbie got...

01:46:20.000 How did Robbie defend that?

01:46:22.000 What was that?

01:46:22.000 I didn't even see how he did that.

01:46:25.000 Just great takedown offense, Brian.

01:46:26.000 I'm not going to break down wrestling 101. With a wizard?

01:46:31.000 Oh!

01:46:32.000 It doesn't matter.

01:46:33.000 His hands are up.

01:46:34.000 His hands are protecting himself.

01:46:35.000 He's protecting his body.

01:46:36.000 He's taking those shots off his forearms.

01:46:37.000 They're both slowing down a little this round, right?

01:46:39.000 It is the third.

01:46:40.000 That's only natural.

01:46:41.000 It's mid-third.

01:46:41.000 This fourth round is going to be a barn burner.

01:46:45.000 Oh!

01:46:46.000 Body shot.

01:46:47.000 It doesn't matter with Robbie Lawler.

01:46:48.000 I just don't see him ever...

01:46:51.000 I don't know.

01:46:52.000 Talk about a career resurgence.

01:46:55.000 That is insane.

01:46:57.000 It's like he's mastered.

01:46:58.000 It's like it clicked.

01:46:59.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:47:00.000 He's a master of MMA. Yeah.

01:47:03.000 Which very few are.

01:47:05.000 I mean...

01:47:06.000 That first round, I thought Ryder was going to be in some serious trouble.

01:47:09.000 I thought he was for sure going to win this.

01:47:10.000 I just thought it was going to be a clear-cut decision.

01:47:13.000 Look at the blocking.

01:47:20.000 I gotta start taking my striking more seriously, Brennan.

01:47:23.000 Please don't shut up.

01:47:24.000 I don't have this kind of fucking...

01:47:26.000 I don't have this in and out.

01:47:27.000 I gotta start pissing me off.

01:47:28.000 You know what the problem is?

01:47:29.000 The other day you told me you sparred and you didn't get hit once.

01:47:32.000 I think that would be a problem.

01:47:34.000 Or I'm just that elusive.

01:47:36.000 Don't get me wrong.

01:47:37.000 I'm sure you're very similar to Floyd Mayweather, but you haven't been boxing very long.

01:47:41.000 If you're a sparring guy who can't hit you, it might be time to switch it up.

01:47:44.000 But it makes me feel like I'm Floyd Mayweather when I box somebody who's never boxed before.

01:47:49.000 First time with your gloves on?

01:47:51.000 Move around with me.

01:47:52.000 Oh!

01:47:53.000 Oh!

01:47:55.000 What the fuck?

01:47:56.000 What?

01:47:57.000 What?

01:47:58.000 That just...

01:47:58.000 Oh!

01:47:59.000 Oh!

01:48:02.000 Holy shit.

01:48:04.000 Robin Lawler just got rocked here.

01:48:07.000 He did.

01:48:07.000 Is every fight like...

01:48:09.000 Yes!

01:48:10.000 Oh my god!

01:48:10.000 Every fight's like round of the year in this fight.

01:48:14.000 Dude, are you kidding me?

01:48:17.000 You got a new champion.

01:48:18.000 Look at Robin Lawler.

01:48:20.000 Take the beating.

01:48:22.000 What the hell?

01:48:23.000 This is the greatest fight card I've ever seen.

01:48:26.000 Dude, are you kidding me?

01:48:27.000 He's gonna get out of the round.

01:48:28.000 Are you kidding me?

01:48:29.000 He's gonna get out of the round.

01:48:31.000 Oh my god!

01:48:32.000 Look at that one smiling!

01:48:33.000 Oh my god!

01:48:34.000 What a fight!

01:48:35.000 Oh my god!

01:48:36.000 And still going, no worries.

01:48:38.000 Let's go.

01:48:38.000 Holy shit!

01:48:39.000 Are you kidding me, Brennan?

01:48:40.000 That was a roundhouse, which I'm going to kick you in the front.

01:48:44.000 Please don't ruin this.

01:48:45.000 Please don't ruin this moment.

01:48:47.000 Amazing.

01:48:48.000 What a fight!

01:48:49.000 That's the greatest UFC fight card I've ever seen.

01:48:52.000 Hands down, every fight.

01:48:52.000 How about Robbie Lawler still able to clam up, keep his composure, and come back?

01:48:57.000 It was sort of a delayed response, too.

01:48:59.000 I didn't think he would have gotten rocked by that.

01:49:01.000 Holy shit.

01:49:02.000 Rory's gotten beaten up kind of bad before, but still won.

01:49:05.000 Yeah, yep.

01:49:06.000 Yeah, Rory McDonald is an absolute killer.

01:49:08.000 He's tired right now.

01:49:09.000 He's breathing heavy.

01:49:10.000 They're both tired, right?

01:49:11.000 True.

01:49:12.000 But he's still got the crazy in his eyes.

01:49:14.000 I think McDonald is still on.

01:49:15.000 Did it hit behind the ear?

01:49:19.000 Yes.

01:49:19.000 Right behind the ear.

01:49:21.000 So that's going to mess up your equilibrium.

01:49:23.000 That's not a chin issue.

01:49:24.000 That's nothing.

01:49:25.000 You get hit right behind the ear.

01:49:27.000 So anytime you hit closer to the temporal area?

01:49:30.000 Back here.

01:49:31.000 Yeah, right behind the ear.

01:49:32.000 It's so sensitive.

01:49:33.000 So it throws off your equilibrium.

01:49:34.000 So you can see them a little wobbly.

01:49:37.000 It's different than getting hit in the jaw.

01:49:39.000 It's completely different.

01:49:41.000 Holy shit.

01:49:42.000 Look at both of them.

01:49:44.000 I'm freaking out.

01:49:45.000 I am freaking the fuck out!

01:49:53.000 My god.

01:49:56.000 Oh.

01:49:58.000 Oh my god, he's coming back.

01:50:00.000 He's coming now.

01:50:01.000 This is an amazing fight.

01:50:02.000 You're talking about Rory McDonald here.

01:50:02.000 You're talking about the biggest freak.

01:50:05.000 Oh my god.

01:50:06.000 Oh my lord.

01:50:06.000 Robbie's still getting recovered.

01:50:08.000 Robbie's recovered.

01:50:09.000 Oh my god.

01:50:09.000 Oh shit.

01:50:10.000 Oh my god.

01:50:11.000 You're talking about a new champion.

01:50:12.000 Oh my god.

01:50:17.000 McCarthy's going to have to stop this.

01:50:19.000 Holy shit.

01:50:20.000 Please don't.

01:50:20.000 Please no.

01:50:21.000 Two more minutes.

01:50:22.000 Bobby, stop talking.

01:50:23.000 Two more minutes.

01:50:24.000 Oh!

01:50:24.000 There's another shot.

01:50:25.000 Same area.

01:50:26.000 Oh my god, another one.

01:50:28.000 Yeah, he hasn't recovered at all.

01:50:30.000 When's the last time you saw a welterweight championship fight?

01:50:33.000 Dude, what is this?

01:50:34.000 Look at Rory McDonald.

01:50:35.000 Look at the beast that he is.

01:50:36.000 I mean, Hendrix Lala was good.

01:50:38.000 Are you kidding me?

01:50:38.000 Hendrix Lala 2 is good.

01:50:39.000 I was there.

01:50:40.000 This is nothing.

01:50:41.000 This is the craziest shit I've ever seen.

01:50:43.000 This whole fight card is some of the best fights I've ever seen ever in UFC history.

01:50:47.000 Oh my god.

01:50:48.000 Rory McDonald.

01:50:49.000 Why is he backing off right now?

01:50:50.000 He's just getting his composure?

01:50:51.000 He's tired?

01:50:52.000 What?

01:50:52.000 Help me.

01:50:53.000 It's the fourth round.

01:50:54.000 I don't give a shit.

01:50:55.000 Help me.

01:50:57.000 You know who's winning this fight right now?

01:50:58.000 Yeah.

01:51:00.000 It's very clear.

01:51:00.000 Rory McDonald.

01:51:02.000 Oh!

01:51:03.000 Oh, I thought he knocked him out.

01:51:04.000 Oh.

01:51:05.000 No, he went for a takedown.

01:51:08.000 Oh, my God.

01:51:09.000 This is just too much.

01:51:11.000 Man.

01:51:12.000 My man.

01:51:13.000 Boy, they were close to stopping it there.

01:51:15.000 That was, I mean, inches away from being stopped.

01:51:18.000 Come on, Rory.

01:51:19.000 Come on, Rory.

01:51:19.000 He still looks wobbly.

01:51:22.000 Yeah, he's not all there, that's for sure.

01:51:23.000 He's plotting forward.

01:51:25.000 Well, Rory's tired, too.

01:51:26.000 He spent a lot of energy trying to finish him there, especially in the third and fourth round.

01:51:29.000 Rory is really tired.

01:51:31.000 They're both really tired, Brian.

01:51:32.000 But Rory, you know, his gas tank's running low because he's trying to finish him.

01:51:37.000 So they're both buying time to fill that tank back on up.

01:51:41.000 Jesus Christ.

01:51:42.000 Good Lord!

01:51:45.000 Oh, another kick.

01:51:46.000 What were you saying, Bobby?

01:51:47.000 Sometimes does your tank not fill up?

01:51:50.000 Yeah, especially this late.

01:51:52.000 But the thing is, for a guy like...

01:51:53.000 This is an eon to fight this long.

01:51:55.000 I would have told you it's impossible.

01:51:57.000 With wrestling and everything, it's the craziest shit.

01:52:01.000 Come on.

01:52:01.000 Well, no, it's not impossible.

01:52:02.000 Actually, a lot of guys do fight this long.

01:52:04.000 I know, but it's fucking the hardest thing in sports.

01:52:05.000 Especially when it's your job.

01:52:07.000 So a lot of guys can fight this long.

01:52:09.000 The thing is, for Roy, when you know you're close to finishing a guy, you don't even think about your gas tank.

01:52:14.000 You get this crazy energy, man.

01:52:17.000 I don't know where it comes from.

01:52:18.000 I would get gassed out just walking to the ring.

01:52:20.000 I'm gassed out watching this shit.

01:52:21.000 That's sort of like psychological at that point, right?

01:52:23.000 Yeah, 100%.

01:52:24.000 Oh my god.

01:52:25.000 Look at Robbie Lauder coming back.

01:52:27.000 Look at this.

01:52:27.000 This is a fight.

01:52:28.000 This is.

01:52:29.000 Every fight's been a great fight.

01:52:31.000 This card's fucking incredible, man.

01:52:34.000 Holy shit, this is such a fucking...

01:52:36.000 Wait till this arena still has Connor to walk out.

01:52:39.000 Wait till Connor walks out.

01:52:41.000 I can't take it.

01:52:41.000 This shit might collapse.

01:52:43.000 The feed might just break down.

01:52:44.000 God damn it, Rory.

01:52:46.000 Tough fights to follow.

01:52:46.000 Rory's fucking really tired.

01:52:48.000 Rory's got less in the gas tank right now.

01:52:53.000 Man, you will not find a fighter more durable than this fucking Robbie Lawler.

01:52:57.000 Jesus Christ.

01:52:58.000 Insane.

01:52:59.000 Oh!

01:53:00.000 Look at this!

01:53:01.000 Why would he do that?

01:53:02.000 Because he's a good wrestler.

01:53:03.000 That'll win the round, yeah.

01:53:04.000 Yeah.

01:53:05.000 I'll tell you, talk about takedown defense.

01:53:07.000 Good.

01:53:07.000 I would not do that.

01:53:08.000 God.

01:53:08.000 Even this tired, he's able to...

01:53:10.000 Insane.

01:53:11.000 Yeah, the fact that...

01:53:12.000 In-fucking-sane.

01:53:14.000 Oh, man.

01:53:18.000 Jesus.

01:53:19.000 Rory, this is a brutal fucking...

01:53:21.000 This is insanity.

01:53:24.000 There's no tougher job in the world.

01:53:26.000 Who won this round?

01:53:28.000 I still think.

01:53:29.000 Rory did, yeah.

01:53:31.000 Can you fight if you have AIDS? No.

01:53:34.000 You can't play any sports if you have AIDS. Any professional sports.

01:53:37.000 Well, did Magic play with HIV? Or hepatitis.

01:53:40.000 Magic played a little bit with HIV. I'd be more afraid with hep C more than anything.

01:53:43.000 Well, no, you get blood tests for every fight.

01:53:45.000 If you have hep C, you're not fighting.

01:53:46.000 If you have anything, any blood disease, you're not fighting.

01:53:50.000 Because HIV is not a durable virus.

01:53:51.000 Look at Robbie's lip.

01:53:53.000 It's split all the way up.

01:53:54.000 Is it really?

01:53:55.000 Yes.

01:53:56.000 Look at his lip.

01:53:56.000 Like the Joker.

01:53:57.000 Like the real life Joker.

01:53:58.000 Oh, you're right.

01:53:59.000 His lip is awful.

01:54:01.000 Oh my god, look at his lip.

01:54:02.000 He's still going back to that head kick that wobbled him.

01:54:05.000 His lip is literally cut all the way up.

01:54:08.000 Oh my god.

01:54:09.000 That's not good.

01:54:11.000 I just saw a chunk of flesh cut.

01:54:13.000 Both of them are jacked up.

01:54:16.000 I think Dana White's going to be like, Oprah, you get a bonus, you get a bonus, you get a bonus, you get a bonus.

01:54:23.000 How can you pick one?

01:54:27.000 Best UFC I've ever seen.

01:54:29.000 Hands down, best UFC I've ever seen.

01:54:32.000 What a way to kick it off.

01:54:33.000 Better than UFC 100?

01:54:34.000 It is.

01:54:36.000 Look at Rory McDonald.

01:54:37.000 Look at these two men.

01:54:38.000 I talked all that shit about UFC 100. Look at these two gladiators.

01:54:43.000 Holy shit.

01:54:44.000 Look at them staring at each other.

01:54:45.000 Look at that.

01:54:46.000 Look at them staring at each other!

01:54:48.000 This is unbelievable.

01:54:49.000 This is like 300 or something, man.

01:54:52.000 Holy shit, neither guy wanted to back down.

01:54:53.000 Dude, you're talking about killers?

01:54:55.000 Fifth round.

01:54:55.000 Fifth round, 20 minutes, exhausting.

01:54:58.000 They may stop this fight.

01:54:59.000 They might not let him go out there with that lip.

01:55:00.000 That lip is completely open.

01:55:02.000 No, they'll let you fight with a torn lip.

01:55:04.000 Let me see.

01:55:05.000 Yeah.

01:55:05.000 I gotta make a decision.

01:55:06.000 Where's my phone?

01:55:08.000 Holy shit!

01:55:10.000 How about neither got one to back down?

01:55:12.000 Oh my god.

01:55:13.000 So fucking nuts.

01:55:14.000 This is nuts.

01:55:15.000 Even that torn lip's not bleeding as much as Rory's face, though, so I don't think they're gonna stop it.

01:55:19.000 Rory McDonald is a fucking beast.

01:55:23.000 Ah!

01:55:24.000 Some of the craziest fighting I've ever seen in my life.

01:55:28.000 Oh my lord.

01:55:30.000 Able to take that.

01:55:33.000 Cross the nose.

01:55:36.000 His face looks really pale.

01:55:38.000 He's fucking tired, man.

01:55:40.000 I hate when they're...

01:55:41.000 It just worries me.

01:55:42.000 Look at his face.

01:55:43.000 He's looking at himself.

01:55:45.000 His nose is broken.

01:55:47.000 Look at that!

01:55:48.000 Look at that lip.

01:55:50.000 Jesus.

01:55:53.000 I love how neither guy would break and walk to the corner.

01:55:58.000 Out for fucking blood.

01:55:58.000 Out for blood.

01:55:59.000 20 minutes of destroying each other.

01:56:02.000 Look, man, Robbie Lawler has got the craziest cardio I've ever seen.

01:56:05.000 He's just not tired after all that.

01:56:07.000 Well, whatever.

01:56:09.000 They're both doing very well.

01:56:11.000 I think they're running on empty at this point.

01:56:13.000 They're both pretty tired.

01:56:15.000 I think their mind is carrying them over at this point.

01:56:18.000 Well, you're talking about championship rounds now.

01:56:20.000 That's what separates the men from the boys.

01:56:24.000 You can't say women because there's some badass women out there.

01:56:29.000 I don't know how you'd score this fight.

01:56:31.000 I'd say Roy's up.

01:56:36.000 God.

01:56:37.000 It's tough, man.

01:56:39.000 Dude, look at this.

01:56:39.000 Whoever wins this round is probably going to win the fight.

01:56:42.000 Yeah, you're right, Brendan.

01:56:43.000 Because Roy won the last round, lost the one...

01:56:45.000 Well, no.

01:56:46.000 Is Roy up three?

01:56:47.000 Oh, and those elbows in there.

01:56:49.000 You think it's three to one?

01:56:50.000 I mean, is it 2-2?

01:56:52.000 God.

01:56:53.000 Oh!

01:56:55.000 What did he do that for?

01:56:56.000 Did he get poked in the eye?

01:56:58.000 What?

01:57:02.000 Holy shit.

01:57:03.000 That poked in the eye, I think.

01:57:04.000 No, no, no.

01:57:04.000 It was a shot right here.

01:57:06.000 It looked like it dropped him right on the...

01:57:08.000 Yeah.

01:57:08.000 It's weird Rory just fell down like that.

01:57:10.000 Yeah, but it was directly in the middle.

01:57:12.000 Oh, man.

01:57:14.000 The bullseye that Brian was talking about.

01:57:17.000 That looked odd to me.

01:57:18.000 Holy shit.

01:57:20.000 Holy mother of God.

01:57:22.000 That was...

01:57:23.000 Greatest fight in 170 history?

01:57:25.000 It's up there.

01:57:25.000 I have to agree.

01:57:27.000 I don't know what to say about that fight.

01:57:29.000 That was brutal.

01:57:30.000 That was the craziest shit I've ever seen.

01:57:32.000 What a fucking badass.

01:57:34.000 And Rory was ahead in the scorecard, too.

01:57:35.000 Yeah, I need to see that replay.

01:57:37.000 I need to see the replay.

01:57:38.000 I'll tell you what.

01:57:40.000 Those fans in that arena are getting a treat.

01:57:44.000 Dude.

01:57:46.000 There's Edward James almost again.

01:57:49.000 Here it is.

01:57:50.000 Let's see what happened here.

01:57:53.000 Oh, he broke his nose.

01:57:54.000 That's it.

01:57:55.000 That was it.

01:57:56.000 Shattered his nose.

01:57:56.000 It probably went right in.

01:57:58.000 Into his brain.

01:57:59.000 Oh, my God.

01:58:00.000 Yeah, his nose was just so jacked up.

01:58:02.000 Oh, ow, ow, ow.

01:58:04.000 Oh, wow.

01:58:05.000 His nose was so jacked up.

01:58:07.000 I'm guessing the bone probably pierced inward.

01:58:10.000 But if it went up, he would have died.

01:58:12.000 Well, look, Roy knew something was wrong with his nose.

01:58:15.000 So he just dropped, huh?

01:58:16.000 He just dropped.

01:58:16.000 Oh, my God.

01:58:19.000 It's brutal.

01:58:20.000 Ah, no, no, no.

01:58:21.000 That sucks that fight inward like that.

01:58:24.000 Look at his lip.

01:58:24.000 Nah, your nose won't change your career.

01:58:26.000 At all.

01:58:27.000 At all.

01:58:28.000 No?

01:58:28.000 No.

01:58:29.000 Relax on the dramatic comments, Callan.

01:58:32.000 Alright, I don't know how you do this.

01:58:33.000 Very different weather.

01:58:35.000 I know.

01:58:36.000 Look at his lip.

01:58:37.000 How about Matt Brown, number one most knockouts in welterweight history.

01:58:42.000 Wow.

01:58:42.000 Look at Anthony Johnson, fights at light heavyweight now at number six.

01:58:45.000 Look at his lip, he doesn't give a fuck.

01:58:48.000 Hell no, he's the world champion.

01:58:49.000 Champion of the world.

01:58:50.000 He can't even feel his lip right now.

01:58:52.000 You don't feel any of that after you fight with you.

01:58:54.000 Smooth 15 minutes after.

01:58:56.000 What do they do with Rory?

01:58:57.000 Rush into the hospital right now?

01:58:58.000 Yes.

01:58:59.000 Dana's telling them right now.

01:59:01.000 He's saying one of the greatest fights I've ever seen.

01:59:03.000 Everything's alright.

01:59:04.000 You know you're getting a nice bonus check, son.

01:59:07.000 I think they get a portion of the pay for you, so these boys are about to get paid.

01:59:11.000 Because this fight card's insane.

01:59:12.000 Robbie Lawler is just fucking incredible.

01:59:15.000 Look at his lip.

01:59:17.000 UFC fan gear available.

01:59:19.000 That's going to be feel good when you have to stitch that lip up, right?

01:59:22.000 When your champion's going to feel great, man.

01:59:24.000 You don't give a shit, Brian.

01:59:27.000 What a freaking fight.

01:59:29.000 What a real champion.

01:59:30.000 What a real champion.

01:59:32.000 I don't want to see Johnny Hendricks for the third.

01:59:35.000 I mean, the last fight was super close.

01:59:37.000 Yeah.

01:59:39.000 Jesus Christ.

01:59:39.000 Taron Woodley's ranked third.

01:59:42.000 Woodley's third.

01:59:43.000 I don't know what they do there.

01:59:47.000 Let's hear this.

01:59:50.000 Hands down.

01:59:55.000 Ever.

01:59:58.000 He's legend status now, son.

02:00:03.000 Look at the meathead in the back.

02:00:28.000 Dude.

02:00:28.000 Damn, his lip is intense.

02:00:36.000 What a great scar, though.

02:00:37.000 How'd you get that scar?

02:00:38.000 Oh, me?

02:00:38.000 Greatest fight in welterweight history.

02:00:41.000 Small price to pay.

02:00:43.000 I mean, obviously...

02:00:44.000 Boom!

02:00:45.000 Oh, that's it.

02:00:53.000 Jesus.

02:01:00.000 Oh.

02:01:01.000 Jesus.

02:01:02.000 Hopefully they interview Rory.

02:01:06.000 Hopefully they do.

02:01:07.000 He's not a man of many words, but hopefully they do.

02:01:09.000 Well...

02:01:16.000 Damn.

02:01:16.000 I want to see a third between them, for sure.

02:01:19.000 I would love to see a rematch.

02:01:21.000 That's a good point, he said.

02:01:22.000 That's years of fruition.

02:01:25.000 That wasn't one punch.

02:01:26.000 That was my life.

02:01:27.000 That was my whole life.

02:01:28.000 Yeah, all these camps.

02:01:29.000 Yeah, you want to punch like that?

02:01:31.000 Practice.

02:01:32.000 We'll talk to you in 20 years.

02:01:33.000 He's been fighting for how many years now?

02:01:35.000 Literally, maybe 15?

02:01:37.000 Forever, man.

02:01:38.000 Like, that's a guy who's mastered this game.

02:01:40.000 He's a master.

02:01:40.000 He's a black belt in mixed martial arts.

02:01:44.000 CM Punk.

02:01:45.000 God, I'd love to see you fight him, Callan.

02:01:46.000 I'm not joking either.

02:01:47.000 Yeah.

02:01:48.000 I'm not a fighter is the problem, so...

02:01:50.000 Neither is he, but...

02:01:51.000 Neither one of you have had a fight, so why not do it, Callan?

02:01:53.000 My ego's too big, so...

02:01:54.000 The adulterer right there.

02:01:55.000 Because I try to do something.

02:01:57.000 Easy, brother.

02:01:58.000 He's a cheater, this guy.

02:01:59.000 That's the greatest governor of California.

02:02:00.000 He's a cheater.

02:02:01.000 What do you mean, a cheater?

02:02:02.000 Why?

02:02:02.000 He cheated on his wife, right?

02:02:03.000 Yeah.

02:02:03.000 Hey, you shut up.

02:02:05.000 With the Mexican...

02:02:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:02:06.000 With an ex and nanny.

02:02:07.000 Nanny.

02:02:08.000 Did you see the kid they had?

02:02:09.000 Beautiful.

02:02:09.000 I don't care.

02:02:10.000 That's ungodly.

02:02:11.000 He's jacked.

02:02:11.000 He got all the Arnold genes.

02:02:13.000 Yep, he sure did.

02:02:15.000 He looks just like Arnold.

02:02:16.000 And he's rich.

02:02:18.000 And he's swole.

02:02:20.000 He has all the Arnold.

02:02:20.000 He's going to be the next Mr. Olympia.

02:02:22.000 Meanwhile, the other kids that he had with...

02:02:24.000 I haven't seen a picture of his son.

02:02:26.000 He's pretty cool.

02:02:29.000 What's his name?

02:02:30.000 Do we know?

02:02:31.000 Don't know.

02:02:32.000 Don't care, Brian.

02:02:33.000 Really not important.

02:02:35.000 Not a friend of ours.

02:02:37.000 I want to see him now.

02:02:38.000 Little Schwarzenegger, how about that?

02:02:39.000 That's what he's called?

02:02:41.000 His name's Alejandro Schwarzenegger.

02:02:42.000 Guys, here we go.

02:02:45.000 Turn this up for a second.

02:02:49.000 Is it?

02:02:51.000 I got the call.

02:02:55.000 I'll tell you what.

02:02:57.000 Bro, I don't know, man.

02:02:58.000 This is insane.

02:03:00.000 I've never seen anything like this.

02:03:01.000 Now, when you're back there, do you have the TV on watching these fights?

02:03:04.000 Yeah, you do.

02:03:05.000 You do?

02:03:05.000 Yeah, everyone has the TV on.

02:03:06.000 Why would you want to watch this?

02:03:08.000 It's just good to see what's going on, and it's good to see that, you know, sometimes in your mind you make it a bigger deal than it is, you know?

02:03:15.000 Okay.

02:03:15.000 And then when you watch it on TV, you're like, yeah, I've done that.

02:03:17.000 But when I'm watching this kind of slaughter, this kind of insanity...

02:03:20.000 That war?

02:03:21.000 No, sometimes that motivates you.

02:03:23.000 It's the worst if you see a guy go out there and get a brutal knockout in the first round.

02:03:28.000 Yeah, that's his striking coach.

02:03:29.000 Do you think that Chad's going to be able to take down Connor?

02:03:32.000 Yes.

02:03:33.000 I think so, too.

02:03:34.000 I thought Dennis Seaver did.

02:03:35.000 Seaver took him down.

02:03:36.000 Seaver took him down.

02:03:36.000 It's a kickboxer.

02:03:38.000 Yes, kickboxer.

02:03:39.000 This girl knows her shit.

02:03:40.000 And also, he stands pretty wide, too.

02:03:43.000 Super wide.

02:03:44.000 That lead legs in trouble.

02:03:45.000 He can at least go for a single.

02:03:46.000 I taught her that.

02:03:47.000 He stands wide.

02:03:49.000 I'm so impressed with your girl, I can barely take it.

02:03:51.000 I want to say I saw Sylvester Stallone in Chad Mendes.

02:03:57.000 That looked like Sylvester Stallone.

02:03:58.000 By the way, Chad Mendes is in there.

02:04:00.000 He actually hired Chad Mendes to warm him up before the fight.

02:04:03.000 Has Steven Seagal had a loss yet?

02:04:06.000 He's never competed.

02:04:07.000 No, I mean, like, you know how he supports a fighter and they always win?

02:04:11.000 No, he supported Lyoto Machida when he fought Randy Couture, because I warmed up Randy Couture for that fight, and he got kicked in the face.

02:04:19.000 Oh, you know what?

02:04:20.000 No, so that would mean he did support Lyoto.

02:04:22.000 Fuck, I don't know.

02:04:23.000 Has he ever?

02:04:24.000 No, I don't think so.

02:04:25.000 He's undefeated?

02:04:26.000 Yeah, he's undefeated.

02:04:26.000 No, Anderson Silva, when his leg fell off, he was there, right?

02:04:30.000 But that was not a true loss, I feel.

02:04:35.000 That was an injury.

02:04:36.000 Still a loss, though.

02:04:36.000 Yeah.

02:04:37.000 I don't know.

02:04:39.000 There's not too many people I'd let in my corner.

02:04:41.000 I would tell Steven Seagal to beat it.

02:04:43.000 Jon Jones did.

02:04:44.000 Jon Jones was like, get the hell out of here.

02:04:46.000 He tried coming back to celebrate with Jon Jones.

02:04:48.000 For real?

02:04:48.000 Yeah, and Jon Jones was like, no, I don't know you, man.

02:04:51.000 Really?

02:04:51.000 You're talking about a true champion in Jon Jones.

02:04:53.000 So does he just crawl up to a corner from behind and just be like, hey, I'm here to support you?

02:04:57.000 He's just trying to take selfies and shit and get involved in the fight game.

02:04:59.000 Did you see his video in Russia?

02:05:02.000 Where he put on, like, these guys attack him?

02:05:04.000 He puts on, like, in front of a huge auditorium, he's, like, acting like he's mislocking and doing all this shit.

02:05:10.000 He's a god in the Philippines.

02:05:11.000 Is he?

02:05:11.000 Oh, yeah.

02:05:12.000 I grew up knowing only Steven Seagal.

02:05:14.000 Wow.

02:05:14.000 What about Jean-Claude Van Damme?

02:05:16.000 Not as much as Steven Stahl.

02:05:17.000 That's disappointing.

02:05:18.000 You guys need some culture.

02:05:19.000 Not a one of fighters, but not a one been in a ring, really.

02:05:24.000 I mean, at least Jean-Claude Van Damme, I mean, yeah, well.

02:05:29.000 Look at Joe Woken, just like, what the fuck is going on here?

02:05:32.000 Joe's so excited.

02:05:33.000 Look at him, his face is like, holy...

02:05:35.000 What we're going to see tonight is a guy...

02:05:54.000 I can't believe we're just now getting the main event.

02:05:57.000 What a crazy night of fights.

02:05:59.000 If you guys need to go and you're tired, I get it.

02:06:01.000 This isn't for everyone.

02:06:02.000 So for Conor and Chad Mendes right now, are they thinking we need to put on a fight after watching all of those?

02:06:08.000 A little bit.

02:06:09.000 Yeah, there's a little bit.

02:06:09.000 There's more pressure on Conor.

02:06:11.000 I was going to say.

02:06:12.000 There's a lot of pressure on Conor.

02:06:14.000 Because you're the main event.

02:06:15.000 You're the main event.

02:06:16.000 This entire fight card is really around Conor.

02:06:19.000 The entire arena is for Conor.

02:06:21.000 The UFC's invested all their marbles into Conor.

02:06:27.000 Number one, you have to win.

02:06:28.000 Just win, baby.

02:06:30.000 Al Davis, just win, baby.

02:06:32.000 Now we're even more hyped for the other fight.

02:06:34.000 First of all, if Conor wins tonight, especially if he doesn't commence in fashion, he's the biggest star the UFC's ever had.

02:06:40.000 Bar none.

02:06:41.000 If he loses, we're in trouble.

02:06:43.000 If he loses, we're in trouble, but I gotta tell you, what a night tonight for the UFC. I mean, as far as just fights, that was the craziest shit!

02:06:51.000 Crazy, crazy.

02:06:52.000 Now, hear me out here, as great as this night's been, if Conor loses, it's not a win for the UFC. It's been a phenomenal fight card.

02:07:00.000 If Conor gets destroyed...

02:07:03.000 It's not fun, right?

02:07:04.000 Because you can talk all that shit and we're all buying into it.

02:07:07.000 But then if you get murked by a guy on 12 days notice...

02:07:10.000 Connor brings in guys like Chris D'Elia.

02:07:12.000 Chris D'Elia knows nothing about fighting.

02:07:13.000 Chris is like, who's this crazy guy?

02:07:15.000 Our buddy Chris D'Elia texts...

02:07:16.000 Oh, you know Chris.

02:07:17.000 On a group text message, hey, what's this Irish guy all about?

02:07:20.000 I just said, you're not my friend, Chris.

02:07:24.000 My mom texts me.

02:07:25.000 She doesn't watch any UFC. That's how big of a deal this guy's getting.

02:07:29.000 My mom texts me and said, you think the Irish guy's going to win?

02:07:34.000 Huh?

02:07:34.000 You want to talk about fucking superstar?

02:07:42.000 Yeah, I mean...

02:07:45.000 Like I said, it's been a great fight card.

02:07:47.000 Everyone's happy.

02:07:48.000 Why is he a big deal?

02:07:49.000 Because he won five fights?

02:07:51.000 Or is this flair?

02:07:53.000 It's an overall persona, the way he fights.

02:07:55.000 It's a package.

02:07:56.000 He literally is the greatest face of everything right now.

02:07:58.000 He's an international superstar.

02:07:59.000 When he speaks...

02:08:00.000 What's your Twitter handle?

02:08:02.000 BobbyLeeLive.

02:08:04.000 When he speaks, he says, I'm going to knock this guy in the first round.

02:08:08.000 He knocks him out in the first round.

02:08:10.000 We've never seen a mouthpiece like this in UC. Boxing had Muhammad Ali.

02:08:14.000 Granted, you've got to realize Muhammad Ali was an Olympian gold medalist, boxer, phenomenal fighter.

02:08:19.000 So when he talked, we obviously listened.

02:08:21.000 Conor has five fights, and he has this Muhammad Ali kind of charisma about him.

02:08:26.000 He still has a ways to go before we call him Muhammad Ali, but he's the closest thing to greatness we have right now as far as being the complete package.

02:08:33.000 Would this be his biggest test so far, Chad Mendes?

02:08:36.000 Not even close.

02:08:38.000 Dustin Poirier, phenomenal fighter.

02:08:40.000 No disrespect.

02:08:41.000 He's amazing.

02:08:42.000 World-class.

02:08:43.000 One of the top-notch guys.

02:08:45.000 Chad Mendes is a fucking monster.

02:08:47.000 I don't like the fight.

02:08:48.000 If I'm the UFC, I don't have him fight Chad Mendes.

02:08:51.000 Would you have fought?

02:08:52.000 Who would have fought?

02:08:53.000 Frankie Edgar?

02:08:53.000 Someone else.

02:08:54.000 Nope.

02:08:54.000 Definitely not Frankie.

02:08:55.000 It would have been the same, right?

02:08:57.000 Frankie Edgar or Mendes?

02:08:59.000 Mendes was next in line.

02:09:00.000 Well, see, I don't think Conor would have beat Jose.

02:09:03.000 I don't know.

02:09:04.000 At least Jose would have been a stand-up battle.

02:09:07.000 Now we're talking about Chad Mendes, Frank Jaeger, talking about two guys mixing it up.

02:09:11.000 We'll see, man.

02:09:12.000 Who knows?

02:09:13.000 Maybe Conor gets taken down and he has some sick jiu-jitsu we haven't seen.

02:09:17.000 Maybe he defends it and knocks Chad out.

02:09:20.000 Worst case scenario, even if it goes decision and it's kind of controversial, that's fine.

02:09:24.000 We can take that.

02:09:25.000 But if he gets knocked out, that's what we don't want.

02:09:27.000 Dude, here we go.

02:09:28.000 Here we go.

02:09:29.000 Let's turn this up!

02:09:30.000 DJ, hit me!

02:09:32.000 Well, Chad's coming out first, right?

02:09:33.000 Or is Connor coming out first?

02:09:34.000 I think Connor's coming out first, which hints the giant Irish flag in the middle of that.

02:09:40.000 Hold, hold, hold!

02:09:41.000 He has, uh, what's her name?

02:09:43.000 Sinead O'Connor.

02:09:44.000 Let's listen to this.

02:09:45.000 Turn this up, turn this up.

02:09:46.000 Your favorite, Bobby.

02:09:47.000 I love her.

02:09:50.000 An old Irish song she's singing.

02:09:57.000 She looks every bit of 70. Sorry.

02:10:01.000 Is this a first for the UFC too?

02:10:03.000 The singing?

02:10:04.000 We've never seen this.

02:10:08.000 She looks like she has a grizzly pussy.

02:10:11.000 She hasn't been allowed in America since she burned the flag on Saturday Night Live.

02:10:14.000 Desecrated the flag.

02:10:15.000 Well, she hasn't been on TV in America since she burned the flag.

02:10:18.000 I love her so much.

02:10:20.000 The power of Conor McGregor got her ass back into the States.

02:10:23.000 This is amazing.

02:10:28.000 Holy shit.

02:10:30.000 What is about to go down?

02:10:31.000 This is the real shit right here.

02:10:32.000 She said turn that shit up.

02:10:33.000 She can't hear?

02:10:39.000 This is like a boxing title fight now.

02:10:41.000 Almost bigger.

02:10:42.000 The whole production is like amazing.

02:10:43.000 I've never seen a production like this.

02:10:45.000 There's only one guy in the UFC who can do this.

02:10:50.000 Conor McGregor.

02:10:53.000 Oh, if they remix it right now.

02:10:56.000 Notorious.

02:10:57.000 That'd be sick.

02:10:58.000 Notorious.

02:10:59.000 Bobby, he goes by Notorious.

02:11:01.000 Oh.

02:11:02.000 Notorious.

02:11:03.000 Oh, yeah.

02:11:03.000 Oh, look at him.

02:11:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:11:06.000 Hell yeah.

02:11:07.000 You gotta be nervous here.

02:11:08.000 If you're Conor McGregor, you gotta be nervous as shit.

02:11:11.000 This is insane, man.

02:11:13.000 Look at him.

02:11:18.000 God.

02:11:19.000 Wow.

02:11:20.000 Holy shit.

02:11:21.000 I'm going to cry right now.

02:11:22.000 I've never seen anything like this.

02:11:23.000 I've never seen anything like this.

02:11:24.000 I love it.

02:11:25.000 Conor, usually if a guy's so arrogant, it's hard to root for him.

02:11:28.000 Conor's a guy who's arrogant, but he wins you over.

02:11:30.000 You root for him.

02:11:31.000 I've never seen anything like it.

02:11:34.000 Look at him.

02:11:37.000 Wait for this crowd.

02:11:38.000 Wait till he comes out here.

02:11:39.000 Here we go, boys.

02:11:41.000 Ladies.

02:11:45.000 I got goosebumps.

02:11:46.000 Me too.

02:11:47.000 Oh my god.

02:11:48.000 I got goosebumps.

02:11:49.000 This is amazing.

02:11:51.000 I bet you next fight he has you too.

02:11:56.000 For reals?

02:11:56.000 Yeah.

02:11:57.000 This motherfucker is a superstar.

02:11:59.000 You two tweeted a picture out giving thumbs up and had a big picture of Connor on stage in wherever the fuck they were.

02:12:06.000 Oh wow.

02:12:07.000 Doesn't get much bigger than that.

02:12:08.000 Biggest star we've ever had.

02:12:10.000 He wins tonight.

02:12:11.000 By far the biggest.

02:12:14.000 I'm awful.

02:12:15.000 I'm rooting for Chad Mendes.

02:12:16.000 I get it.

02:12:17.000 I love Chad.

02:12:18.000 I love Chad.

02:12:19.000 For some reason, Conor has this factor where he's won me over.

02:12:23.000 I'm rooting for this guy.

02:12:24.000 He was on the Fire and Kid podcast.

02:12:26.000 He's the coolest guy.

02:12:28.000 I went to lunch with him in Venice.

02:12:30.000 He gets the game, and he's a true martial artist.

02:12:34.000 This is necessary for him to win.

02:12:36.000 Yeah.

02:12:38.000 I... I just picture myself being Chad Mendes' mom and then hating him so much because my son is technically...

02:12:44.000 The Irish are so patriotic, man.

02:12:45.000 They've been shit on their whole history.

02:12:48.000 Name the last hero they've had as far as athletics.

02:12:53.000 Ricky Hatton got his ass not bad.

02:12:55.000 He's from the England.

02:12:56.000 Ricky Hatton's English.

02:12:58.000 The Irish also, their history has been one of...

02:13:01.000 Yeah, can you go on a quick history lesson before Conor comes out?

02:13:04.000 It's true.

02:13:05.000 It's a huge reason you have such incredible patriotism.

02:13:10.000 I mean, they jump on support like no other.

02:13:12.000 There are more Irish war heroes in this country of Irish descent than any other nationality.

02:13:18.000 Fucking rough people, man.

02:13:19.000 Rough people.

02:13:20.000 I'll tell you what, man.

02:13:22.000 You know what the only thing I don't like about Conor?

02:13:24.000 The tiger tattoo on those beautiful abs.

02:13:27.000 I agree with you.

02:13:27.000 It drives me nuts.

02:13:28.000 And it's so goddamn good, it looks like a hologram.

02:13:32.000 It has to look like a tiger if you can get that tattoo.

02:13:35.000 It can't look like a real tiger.

02:13:37.000 It has to look like a sailor tattoo.

02:13:39.000 I'm rooting for this guy.

02:13:40.000 Do you know why?

02:13:41.000 Because my people and his people, we built the railroads in this country.

02:13:44.000 Well, the Chinese did, not the Koreans.

02:13:46.000 So I want you to...

02:13:47.000 Listen to how many Irish fans are.

02:13:51.000 You're getting booed and you're fighting in Vegas.

02:13:53.000 Listen to them.

02:13:55.000 Ole, ole.

02:13:56.000 That's amazing.

02:13:59.000 Oh, here we go.

02:14:02.000 American as fuck!

02:14:05.000 What?

02:14:06.000 Oh, shit!

02:14:07.000 Who is this?

02:14:09.000 Who is that?

02:14:10.000 Aaron Lewis, the singer from Stained.

02:14:12.000 Oh.

02:14:12.000 He does country music now.

02:14:13.000 Wow, he's really aged.

02:14:18.000 He's a country singer now?

02:14:21.000 The guy from Stained?

02:14:22.000 Yeah.

02:14:22.000 I have no idea.

02:14:24.000 Dude, have you guys ever seen a UFC like this?

02:14:26.000 No, I haven't.

02:14:27.000 UFC went to another level.

02:14:29.000 Oh my god.

02:14:30.000 They just powered up, son.

02:14:32.000 Everybody's got neck tattoos and tats.

02:14:33.000 I gotta start doing that.

02:14:34.000 No, sir, you don't need a tattoo.

02:14:37.000 Unless you get a fine kid tattoo.

02:14:39.000 Hey, if we reach...

02:14:40.000 If we reach...

02:14:42.000 10 million?

02:14:43.000 I was gonna say 15 million.

02:14:44.000 Let's go 10 million.

02:14:45.000 If we reach 10 million downloads in one month...

02:14:49.000 Yeah.

02:14:49.000 We're at 2 million now, and we're growing.

02:14:52.000 So if we reach 10 million, you'll get a tattoo?

02:14:55.000 I may get a tattoo.

02:14:57.000 No, no, no.

02:14:57.000 You gotta agree to it right now.

02:14:58.000 Shake on it.

02:14:59.000 10 million.

02:15:01.000 Listeners.

02:15:02.000 Holy fuck.

02:15:04.000 You get a Master Kim tattoo.

02:15:08.000 You get a Master Kim tattoo?

02:15:09.000 I'll definitely get a Fighter and the Kid tattoo.

02:15:11.000 Okay.

02:15:11.000 There's no question about that.

02:15:12.000 You get an F&K? We get matching F&K tattoos?

02:15:15.000 That's a good call.

02:15:15.000 At 10 million?

02:15:16.000 Yep.

02:15:16.000 Give it up.

02:15:17.000 I like it, brother.

02:15:18.000 This is on tape, bro.

02:15:20.000 It's all right.

02:15:20.000 We're building it.

02:15:21.000 When I say I'll do it, I'll do it.

02:15:21.000 I have a show.

02:15:21.000 I have a show to do.

02:15:22.000 By the way, by the way, here we go.

02:15:23.000 Here we go.

02:15:24.000 Can I cancel, bro?

02:15:25.000 Here we go.

02:15:26.000 It comes down to these moments, man.

02:15:28.000 1045, okay.

02:15:29.000 It comes down to these moments.

02:15:30.000 Oh, no, you're fine.

02:15:31.000 You're fine.

02:15:31.000 I'll get that.

02:15:32.000 Yeah, yeah, for sure.

02:15:35.000 They're throwing flags down there.

02:15:37.000 Come on.

02:15:38.000 Don't throw an Irish flag at I got space.

02:15:40.000 Careful now.

02:15:41.000 Careful, boys.

02:15:41.000 I would say just from walkouts, listen, no one's more American than I am.

02:15:45.000 I'm American as fuck.

02:15:46.000 I hate ISIS as much as the next guy.

02:15:48.000 However, if we're talking walkouts, Connor won this battle.

02:15:51.000 Yeah.

02:15:51.000 Sinead O'Connor, I was crunk for.

02:15:53.000 Yeah.

02:15:53.000 I had chills.

02:15:54.000 I felt like crying.

02:15:55.000 Yeah.

02:15:55.000 I'm not from Ireland.

02:15:56.000 I've never been there.

02:15:57.000 Yeah.

02:15:57.000 That's the effect this guy has on me.

02:15:59.000 It's crazy.

02:16:00.000 Is he honeydicking me?

02:16:02.000 Is he honeydicking me?

02:16:02.000 Dude, I'm honeydicked all the way!

02:16:04.000 I'm American!

02:16:04.000 I know!

02:16:05.000 I love American!

02:16:06.000 I'm Irish tonight!

02:16:07.000 Me too!

02:16:07.000 I'm Irish tonight!

02:16:08.000 I can't help it!

02:16:10.000 What does honeydick mean?

02:16:11.000 I'm Irish!

02:16:12.000 Like he's tricking us!

02:16:14.000 It's almost like a trance!

02:16:17.000 Tonight, I'm Irish.

02:16:18.000 Tonight is for the Irish.

02:16:20.000 If I got a text from Rogan and said, hey, listen, Connor needs a back rep.

02:16:23.000 He needs you to fly to Vegas.

02:16:24.000 I would probably go.

02:16:25.000 He's probably the only guy in the world to fly to.

02:16:27.000 I'm here if you need, if his hands get tired.

02:16:29.000 I brought a backup just in case I can't go the full six hours that you need.

02:16:31.000 And I'm just standing there smiling.

02:16:32.000 And you're behind, rubbing your hands and warming them up.

02:16:34.000 A sad 48-year-old dying just to touch his shoulders.

02:16:37.000 Jacking off in the corner.

02:16:38.000 Look at this.

02:16:39.000 Let's go, boys!

02:16:40.000 This is war.

02:16:41.000 Not war, I know you hate when I say that.

02:16:43.000 I hate when you say that.

02:16:44.000 Alright, but this is real?

02:16:45.000 This is pretty goddamn real, right?

02:16:47.000 This is a fight.

02:16:48.000 No one's dying.

02:16:49.000 It's not war.

02:16:50.000 It's nothing even close to war.

02:16:52.000 It's a fight.

02:16:53.000 But for me, I just get...

02:16:55.000 I'm very nervous!

02:16:57.000 I just want it to live up to the hype.

02:16:59.000 What I don't want to have happen is Connor get knocked out early.

02:17:03.000 I just want a good fight.

02:17:04.000 God, me neither.

02:17:06.000 Man!

02:17:07.000 What a fucking experience!

02:17:11.000 I mean...

02:17:12.000 Now, Connor's hair looks not as crunked.

02:17:16.000 What do you mean?

02:17:16.000 I just feel like he's...

02:17:18.000 What do you mean, crunk?

02:17:20.000 I don't know.

02:17:21.000 Do you know what crunk means?

02:17:22.000 Nope.

02:17:24.000 I just thought...

02:17:25.000 I wanted him to be a little more slicked up.

02:17:27.000 A little bit more...

02:17:27.000 A little better looking?

02:17:28.000 I don't know, just something...

02:17:29.000 It's good time.

02:17:29.000 You're not playing grab-ass anymore.

02:17:31.000 No.

02:17:32.000 Now, here it is.

02:17:34.000 Connor looks much better now than the weigh-ins.

02:17:36.000 He looks better, right?

02:17:37.000 When we were on the Joe Rogan experience, Brian Callahan, Joe was talking about IVs.

02:17:43.000 We didn't know.

02:17:43.000 They actually can use IVs.

02:17:45.000 There's such a backlash of fighters.

02:17:47.000 They can use IVs for this one.

02:17:50.000 Ooh, look at him talking shit.

02:17:53.000 Holy shit!

02:17:55.000 He walks the walk!

02:17:56.000 Dude, he walks the walk!

02:17:57.000 Don't you understand?

02:17:57.000 He walks the walk?

02:17:58.000 Oh my god.

02:17:59.000 He got pushed to October right now.

02:18:00.000 October right now.

02:18:01.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:18:02.000 Yeah, they should just get rid of that altogether.

02:18:04.000 What's that?

02:18:04.000 It's fucking dangerous.

02:18:05.000 Not allowing IVs.

02:18:07.000 I agree.

02:18:07.000 Look at that reach, Calen.

02:18:09.000 I agree.

02:18:09.000 You won't shut up about...

02:18:10.000 Well, he's got a huge reach advantage, and there are a couple of things to keep in mind here that I believe, I believe, that his...

02:18:17.000 Takedown defense is excellent, but he's not been working on it the way he probably should have because he didn't know he was going to be fighting Chad Mendes.

02:18:24.000 What were you going to say?

02:18:24.000 Why would they be opposed to IVs after the weigh-in?

02:18:27.000 Because of blood doping.

02:18:29.000 Yeah, the plastic's in the bag.

02:18:30.000 Oh, okay.

02:18:31.000 But I think it's more dangerous.

02:18:32.000 You take IVs away, it's more dangerous than the fighters.

02:18:35.000 Yeah, it's like you have to rehydrate quickly.

02:18:37.000 Let guys blood dope.

02:18:38.000 It's not as dangerous.

02:18:40.000 I don't know.

02:18:40.000 I don't want to get into it.

02:18:42.000 The more important issue is let them be healthier when they cut weight, because guys are always going to cut weight.

02:18:46.000 Let's see, blood doping or guys not cutting weight correctly, come knock on getting shitty performances, I'll take my chances, most guys are blood doping.

02:18:53.000 You're talking about the exception that blood dopes.

02:18:55.000 For sure, relax, Vada, Vada, whatever the fuck your name is.

02:18:59.000 100% relax.

02:19:01.000 Herb Dean, best in the biz, him and McCarthy.

02:19:04.000 Could you just take Aretha Poetan without actually transfusing the blood?

02:19:10.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

02:19:12.000 You're saying put it through your PO? No, no, no.

02:19:15.000 Like EPO is what causes more production of red blood cells, right?

02:19:20.000 Is there like a synthetic type of EPO versus trying to actually transfuse it?

02:19:25.000 I think there is.

02:19:26.000 I think there actually is a synthetic form of EPO. I'll call Lance Armstrong up real quick.

02:19:31.000 I'm sure he knows it.

02:19:32.000 Dude, do you understand what we're about to watch?

02:19:34.000 In some ways, the most anticipated fight in UFC history here.

02:19:38.000 I mean, biggest fight ever in this division.

02:19:40.000 Look at Conor McGregor.

02:19:41.000 He really believes destiny is on his side.

02:19:43.000 That's why he's so good, man.

02:19:44.000 Because what he says, he actually believes.

02:19:46.000 That's why we're on board.

02:19:48.000 Look at him.

02:19:50.000 It's like he's fighting Ireland.

02:19:51.000 You know they're going to Dublin next year.

02:19:54.000 They announced it.

02:19:55.000 You don't think he's fucking headlining that card?

02:19:58.000 What poor soul's gonna fight him in Dublin?

02:20:00.000 Who the fuck has to fight him?

02:20:01.000 Nope, he's still headlining.

02:20:03.000 What is he doing now?

02:20:04.000 What is this?

02:20:08.000 What is he doing here?

02:20:11.000 That tiger tattoo really bothers me.

02:20:12.000 You know what else bothers me?

02:20:13.000 It's the grass on the sides.

02:20:15.000 Why would we put grass on the sides?

02:20:20.000 The grass on the side really bothers me.

02:20:23.000 I love the tattoo on the chest, on the arms.

02:20:25.000 He looks strong.

02:20:27.000 He sucked weight.

02:20:28.000 Look at him.

02:20:29.000 He's insane.

02:20:30.000 Oh my god.

02:20:31.000 Look at him.

02:20:31.000 Dude.

02:20:32.000 We've never had anyone like this.

02:20:34.000 How comfortable is this guy in there?

02:20:36.000 It's where he belongs, Brendan.

02:20:38.000 Now you're dealing with a one percenter here.

02:20:40.000 Oh, you're talking about the number one 145-er in the world?

02:20:45.000 Yeah, it's Chad Mendes.

02:20:47.000 In that weight class!

02:20:49.000 Super beast.

02:20:50.000 In that weight class!

02:20:53.000 Did you see Uriah Faber and Conor get into it?

02:20:57.000 Yeah, I saw it on Embedded.

02:20:59.000 Yeah, at the weigh-ins, right before the weigh-ins.

02:21:02.000 Conor and Uriah were walking down the hall, and Uriah went to say congratulations.

02:21:06.000 And then something happened where Conor acted like he was wrestling him, and then Uriah was messing around, and Conor wasn't messing around.

02:21:12.000 And they had to separate the two of them.

02:21:14.000 I thought he was just joking at first, but then I realized it was real.

02:21:17.000 Look at him talking shit.

02:21:19.000 Security.

02:21:24.000 I'll tell you what though.

02:21:26.000 Chad's never fought a monster.

02:21:27.000 Look at him.

02:21:27.000 It's go time!

02:21:28.000 Look at him!

02:21:30.000 It's go time.

02:21:30.000 Look at him talking shit.

02:21:31.000 Oh, I love Chad.

02:21:32.000 Look at him talking shit.

02:21:34.000 I've never seen this.

02:21:35.000 Of this caliber of fight.

02:21:36.000 Fighting a beast, dude!

02:21:38.000 Holy shit.

02:21:39.000 For sure don't get knocked out in 15 seconds.

02:21:41.000 Look at him.

02:21:42.000 Oh, shit.

02:21:43.000 Oh, shit.

02:21:43.000 What is he doing?

02:21:44.000 Oh, shit.

02:21:45.000 That was amazing.

02:21:45.000 Oh, shit.

02:21:47.000 Well, that's a bad mistake.

02:21:49.000 Don't do that.

02:21:49.000 What's the question we all had?

02:21:51.000 Will he get taken down?

02:21:52.000 Yeah.

02:21:52.000 Holy shit.

02:21:53.000 We got our...

02:21:54.000 Well, okay.

02:21:55.000 Chad is an elite...

02:21:56.000 Oh, he defended one.

02:21:57.000 Elite wrestler.

02:21:58.000 Ha!

02:21:59.000 Oh my god.

02:22:00.000 Jesus.

02:22:01.000 Real quick.

02:22:02.000 Oh, he got hit.

02:22:03.000 The thing about Connors, in his fights, he does get hit, man.

02:22:06.000 Yes, he does.

02:22:06.000 But if you get hit by Chad, you're not going to stick around very long.

02:22:10.000 Shit.

02:22:11.000 How's Chad's cardio, given that he hasn't had a long camp?

02:22:16.000 That's a good point.

02:22:17.000 I don't know if Chad was training before this.

02:22:19.000 I'm nervous.

02:22:20.000 Holy fuck!

02:22:21.000 What happened?

02:22:22.000 Why did baby Jesus happen?

02:22:23.000 I don't know.

02:22:25.000 Oh my god.

02:22:26.000 Oh my god.

02:22:26.000 That scared me.

02:22:28.000 I thought the feed crashed because Connor's breaking records.

02:22:31.000 Connor's just kicking at him.

02:22:33.000 I almost had a heart attack.

02:22:34.000 Look at Connor talking.

02:22:35.000 I almost had a heart attack, Jimmy.

02:22:37.000 Oh!

02:22:38.000 Jesus Christ.

02:22:39.000 Bro, the way he's acting.

02:22:41.000 What is going on here?

02:22:42.000 Nice, nice, nice.

02:22:43.000 Dude, you know what Chad can't do?

02:22:45.000 Get into this game.

02:22:46.000 What Chad can't do is get into the corner, having fun, smiling, eating shots.

02:22:51.000 Look at this!

02:22:52.000 Oh my god.

02:22:54.000 God damn it, I'm so nervous!

02:22:55.000 I love this guy so much.

02:22:56.000 He's back kicking him!

02:22:57.000 Come on, Chad.

02:22:58.000 Holy shit, bro.

02:22:59.000 He can't, you're right.

02:23:00.000 He's standing with his hands down!

02:23:01.000 Dude, Chad looks intimidated.

02:23:03.000 Dude, he's dealing with a guy who hits much harder than you understand.

02:23:07.000 You don't understand what he's doing.

02:23:10.000 Dude, why is Chad smiling?

02:23:11.000 Look at this!

02:23:12.000 Just Chad trying to take him down.

02:23:14.000 You're talking about the European champion as a boxer.

02:23:15.000 He's a fucking accurate boxer.

02:23:18.000 I told you.

02:23:19.000 And he has like an 8-inch reach advantage.

02:23:22.000 He just got hit.

02:23:23.000 Doesn't matter.

02:23:24.000 He's still talking.

02:23:25.000 Dude, I'm telling you it's going to matter.

02:23:27.000 You can't get hit like that.

02:23:28.000 I agree with you.

02:23:29.000 I'm nervous.

02:23:29.000 It's the Anderson Silva thing where we think guys are untouchable.

02:23:32.000 I'm telling you, at this point, you can't do that.

02:23:34.000 I agree.

02:23:34.000 Not with Chad Mendes.

02:23:35.000 No.

02:23:36.000 I know, but...

02:23:37.000 First of all, first of all, I've never seen anything like this.

02:23:39.000 If Conor wins this fight...

02:23:42.000 Dude, I'm freaking out.

02:23:44.000 Look at this, man.

02:23:45.000 You know the pressure on this guy and he's acting like this?

02:23:48.000 We've never seen anything in sports like this.

02:23:50.000 Ever.

02:23:50.000 Any professional league.

02:23:52.000 I'm telling you, though, he keeps getting hit like that.

02:23:54.000 It's not going to be funny.

02:23:55.000 Oh, keep your hands up, Chad.

02:23:56.000 You're talking about a high-level wrestler.

02:23:57.000 Nice!

02:23:58.000 Good job, Chad.

02:23:59.000 Two-time All-American.

02:24:00.000 Two-time All-American.

02:24:03.000 I just want a good exchange.

02:24:04.000 I don't want it to be one-sided.

02:24:05.000 I don't even care if Conor wins or...

02:24:08.000 I need...

02:24:09.000 What you don't want to have happen is this for five rounds.

02:24:13.000 No.

02:24:13.000 This magnitude of a fight.

02:24:14.000 He needs to work if he's going to take him down.

02:24:16.000 Conor's good at getting back to his feet, though.

02:24:18.000 He is.

02:24:18.000 He's crumbling up.

02:24:19.000 Oh, shit.

02:24:21.000 He might eat a few on his way up, though.

02:24:23.000 He's bleeding.

02:24:24.000 He's never been hit by a guy like Chad Mendes.

02:24:27.000 He's bleeding a little bit.

02:24:29.000 You know what?

02:24:29.000 Oh, shit!

02:24:31.000 I told you my prediction.

02:24:33.000 Fake takedown to a huge overhand right knocks Connor out.

02:24:36.000 But I'm going for Connor.

02:24:38.000 He's breathing with his mouth open already.

02:24:40.000 It doesn't look good for Connor, though.

02:24:41.000 This is a very different thing.

02:24:42.000 He got really pale all of a sudden.

02:24:45.000 You're jumping ship already, Callan?

02:24:47.000 No, I'm not.

02:24:47.000 I'm not.

02:24:48.000 I'm just nervous.

02:24:49.000 What the fuck?

02:24:49.000 I'm nervous.

02:24:50.000 I'm nervous.

02:24:51.000 Oh.

02:24:52.000 He's hitting.

02:24:53.000 Chad can take shots, though.

02:24:55.000 Look at that body shots!

02:24:56.000 Boob.

02:24:57.000 God, Connor gets his hands down.

02:24:59.000 Both of them are eating sheriffs, man.

02:25:01.000 Both were their hands down.

02:25:02.000 It's crazy.

02:25:02.000 Yeah, I think they're both eating it.

02:25:04.000 Oh!

02:25:06.000 Oh!

02:25:07.000 It's explosive, Chad.

02:25:08.000 Man, this is so explosive.

02:25:10.000 I think if it goes to later rounds, though, it's going to be intense.

02:25:13.000 There's that fake shot.

02:25:14.000 There's that fake shot body shot, son.

02:25:16.000 He's fixing his hair.

02:25:18.000 I don't want to be right.

02:25:19.000 He's so crazy fixing his hair.

02:25:20.000 Oh!

02:25:23.000 You know what?

02:25:23.000 Chad looks a little tired.

02:25:24.000 Nice.

02:25:25.000 Well, if there's any question to Connor's takedown defense, it's not great.

02:25:30.000 That's not good.

02:25:31.000 And now he's getting the mount and side control.

02:25:33.000 This is trouble.

02:25:35.000 Scramble up.

02:25:36.000 Super trouble.

02:25:38.000 This is Connor's weakness.

02:25:41.000 Well, this is why you don't toss...

02:25:42.000 How much time?

02:25:43.000 A minute left?

02:25:43.000 This is why you don't toss some Chad Mendes on 12 days notice.

02:25:47.000 And also, he's being...

02:25:49.000 And a guy like Chad, he trains all year, right?

02:25:52.000 That's the question.

02:25:52.000 No, when we talked to URI, he said the best thing about Chad is he can get away from the game and take breaks and reset.

02:25:59.000 So I don't know if he's taking a break because he wasn't supposed to fight, right?

02:26:02.000 Brandon, what's more exhausting, holding the guy down or being on the ground like this?

02:26:07.000 Being on the ground, 100%.

02:26:08.000 Your heart rate's going like crazy.

02:26:12.000 But I read that he benefits from a shorter camp too.

02:26:15.000 Chad does, yeah.

02:26:16.000 But 12 days is in a camp, right?

02:26:18.000 It's not a week, really.

02:26:20.000 Yeah, and plus the week leading into it, they're doing a lot of press and all of that.

02:26:25.000 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

02:26:26.000 But you gotta think how much press Conor did.

02:26:28.000 Think how much press Conor did for these fights.

02:26:30.000 You're talking about he was doing interviews non-stop.

02:26:34.000 He had a notorious series on fuck sports.

02:26:37.000 So this is one round of Chad.

02:26:39.000 This could happen every round, man.

02:26:42.000 If he keeps taking him down, that's going to happen every round.

02:26:45.000 Look at this elbow.

02:26:46.000 Boom!

02:26:48.000 It's not good.

02:26:50.000 Oh, man.

02:26:51.000 Conor McGregor doesn't have an answer for that wrestling.

02:26:56.000 I know.

02:26:57.000 I know!

02:26:58.000 Ay-yi-yi!

02:27:01.000 Hold on.

02:27:03.000 I don't want to see him lose with all this shit.

02:27:05.000 He had Shanae O'Connor fucking sing him out.

02:27:09.000 That might have been a bad omen.

02:27:10.000 I feel sick.

02:27:12.000 I feel sick.

02:27:14.000 I love Chad.

02:27:15.000 So if Chad wins, I'm not going to be sad.

02:27:16.000 I'm just saying, man.

02:27:18.000 You have the whole fucking country behind you.

02:27:20.000 You have the whole UFC behind you.

02:27:22.000 And they give you the worst matchup possible on 12 days notice.

02:27:25.000 Does that sound like a smart business decision?

02:27:27.000 Do you think that was worse for him, right?

02:27:29.000 In terms of...

02:27:30.000 What do you do when you say you're going to fight a giant fucking killer wrestler?

02:27:35.000 On 12 days?

02:27:35.000 Oh, you're supposed to fight a Muay Thai guy?

02:27:37.000 Real quick.

02:27:38.000 Hey, we have the worst possible matchup for you.

02:27:40.000 Here you go.

02:27:41.000 You still want Sine O'Connor singing out?

02:27:43.000 No pressure.

02:27:44.000 Did he have to bring in like a wrestling training partner?

02:27:49.000 No, it's too late.

02:27:50.000 It's too late in 12 days.

02:27:51.000 You see him pointing?

02:27:52.000 All this stuff is fun if you win.

02:27:54.000 He shouldn't be doing this, man.

02:27:55.000 All this stuff is cool if you win.

02:27:57.000 Focus.

02:27:58.000 As soon as you lose, it's no...

02:28:00.000 No, this is bigger than Nick Diaz.

02:28:02.000 I know, I know, I know.

02:28:02.000 Watch it.

02:28:08.000 He cannot get taken down, though.

02:28:09.000 No, he can.

02:28:10.000 He can.

02:28:11.000 The thing is, can Chad keep this up for 25 minutes?

02:28:15.000 Great sprawl.

02:28:16.000 Great sprawl.

02:28:16.000 Wish he had some jiu-jitsu there.

02:28:19.000 He's got his hands down, Brennan.

02:28:21.000 He's so much longer, though.

02:28:23.000 He eats these kicks.

02:28:26.000 Chad's going to be tough to knock out.

02:28:28.000 I don't know, though.

02:28:30.000 What?

02:28:30.000 Oh, shit.

02:28:31.000 He's letting it go now, though.

02:28:32.000 He's letting those shots go.

02:28:39.000 Oh, God.

02:28:40.000 Shit, dude.

02:28:41.000 His wrestling is non-existent.

02:28:44.000 That's exactly what we were worried about.

02:28:46.000 Every Conor McGregor fan goes, yeah, if you give him a wrestler, his wrestling is good enough.

02:28:51.000 Well, when you're talking about top of the food chain, Chad Mendes.

02:28:56.000 You can't get him off you.

02:28:57.000 It's going to be tough, man.

02:28:58.000 Yeah.

02:28:59.000 And especially as the fight goes on.

02:29:00.000 Because, like, Dennis Seaver, listen, he's not Chad Mendes.

02:29:03.000 He's not going to hold you down.

02:29:04.000 Conor McGregor's popped up before.

02:29:06.000 You're talking about a Chad fucking Mendes with elbows for days.

02:29:10.000 And as the rounds go on, it's going to be tough for him to stand up.

02:29:13.000 So do we get this for 25 minutes?

02:29:14.000 Is this what you want on the biggest fight ever?

02:29:16.000 No, I don't.

02:29:17.000 I don't.

02:29:18.000 It's frustrating, man.

02:29:19.000 I know.

02:29:20.000 I think it was poorly planned.

02:29:21.000 And I don't want to see him lose, get grounded down this way.

02:29:26.000 Hard to deal with that.

02:29:26.000 I mean, we got t-shirt sales on it.

02:29:28.000 That's a lot of money, my man.

02:29:29.000 And you're getting a tattoo as soon as we get 10 million downloads.

02:29:32.000 Yeah, I know.

02:29:32.000 Now, even if people hate us, they're going to listen to see you get a tattoo.

02:29:35.000 I'll get sick if he loses.

02:29:35.000 He's going to be great.

02:29:36.000 I don't know why.

02:29:37.000 But he's not an American, man.

02:29:39.000 You should be rooting for the Americans.

02:29:41.000 I know, I know, but...

02:29:42.000 What the fuck is wrong with you two?

02:29:44.000 I know.

02:29:44.000 McGregor honeydicked us into this whole thing.

02:29:46.000 I've been listening to you guys for 20 minutes.

02:29:48.000 No, fuck that.

02:29:49.000 This is his weakness.

02:29:51.000 Right, baby?

02:29:51.000 Mendes.

02:29:51.000 Fighting is a great equalizer.

02:29:53.000 You can't fake fighting.

02:29:54.000 I've been for Mendes.

02:29:55.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:29:56.000 He's a way better striker.

02:29:57.000 But that's just because I think that Mendes is a more tested fighter, in my opinion.

02:30:01.000 Yeah.

02:30:01.000 Well, you're 100% correct.

02:30:03.000 That's why I wouldn't have gave him Mendes a 12-day notice.

02:30:07.000 God damn it.

02:30:08.000 You've ruined it for me!

02:30:10.000 The biggest star ever, potentially the biggest star ever in UFC history.

02:30:13.000 Now the entire world's tuned in to watch him win, and now you're getting this.

02:30:19.000 All he can do is hold guard here, right?

02:30:22.000 Let's stand him up.

02:30:23.000 Can you stand him up?

02:30:24.000 No, you can't, Brian, because he's landing huge elbows and controlling the fight.

02:30:28.000 You can stand him up if you're Conor McGregor's fucking fan.

02:30:32.000 Can you do that?

02:30:32.000 Look at this.

02:30:33.000 Ooh, those are good elbows.

02:30:35.000 He's saying back of the head, but it really wasn't.

02:30:38.000 It's not as a top of the head, right?

02:30:39.000 I think he's complaining about one of those hits.

02:30:42.000 You can do that.

02:30:43.000 See how he's covering his mouth?

02:30:45.000 Yep, so he can't breathe.

02:30:46.000 First of all, you want to talk about a gas tank.

02:30:48.000 When you're a wrestler and you're 145 pounds, you really don't get tired when your background's wrestling.

02:30:55.000 No, you don't.

02:30:56.000 So that factor.

02:30:57.000 The factor of this is, is Conor McGregor, this is taking away his power, his gas tank, so the later the rounds go, the worse it is.

02:31:05.000 If you can't get up in the first and second round, you're sure as fuck not getting up in the fourth and fifth.

02:31:10.000 We've got a minute and 44 to go.

02:31:10.000 I don't know, Chad Mendes is...

02:31:12.000 He's doing work.

02:31:13.000 It's going to look like this for the rest of the round.

02:31:15.000 Oh, and by the way, if you can't stop a takedown in the first and second round, the third, fourth, and fifth, the takedowns get way easier.

02:31:23.000 Yeah, true.

02:31:23.000 You're right.

02:31:23.000 God damn it!

02:31:24.000 Why would you do this to my boy?

02:31:28.000 You still owe me t-shirt sales though, Cal.

02:31:30.000 I'm sorry.

02:31:30.000 I have to do that too.

02:31:31.000 I have to stick to that.

02:31:34.000 What?

02:31:34.000 He's not doing a lot of damage on the ground.

02:31:35.000 He is.

02:31:36.000 Look at his fucking face.

02:31:37.000 Those elbows are doing work.

02:31:39.000 And guess what?

02:31:39.000 This is using all of Connor's energy.

02:31:43.000 This is what happens.

02:31:44.000 You train for a Muay Thai guy, and then they throw you the gnarliest fucking matchup on 12 days notice.

02:31:49.000 Yeah, it was dumb.

02:31:49.000 It was dumb.

02:31:50.000 Yeah, you just ruined your fucking golden boy.

02:31:52.000 And my golden boy!

02:31:53.000 My golden boy!

02:31:55.000 What if I started crying?

02:31:58.000 I feel like crying.

02:32:00.000 Even though I'm gonna win the bet and my prediction, I don't want to be right.

02:32:04.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh!

02:32:05.000 Hey, real quick, Team Alpha Male, they get a hold of your neck.

02:32:07.000 You're in trouble.

02:32:08.000 This is embarrassing.

02:32:09.000 Don't get some...

02:32:09.000 Oh shit, he gotta hold his neck.

02:32:11.000 Oh, shit.

02:32:12.000 Go, son!

02:32:14.000 Yeah, son!

02:32:15.000 There we go.

02:32:16.000 He's tired now.

02:32:19.000 Look at this.

02:32:19.000 I think Chad's tired too though.

02:32:20.000 Chad is very tired.

02:32:22.000 Oh!

02:32:22.000 Back up, Chad!

02:32:23.000 Jesus, Brennan!

02:32:25.000 No!

02:32:26.000 Bro!

02:32:27.000 Oh, there we go.

02:32:28.000 Back up, Chad.

02:32:29.000 Don't fall for it, buddy.

02:32:30.000 Oh, Chad's tired.

02:32:31.000 Chad's tired.

02:32:32.000 Oh my god, this is a great fight.

02:32:34.000 Chad's tired.

02:32:34.000 This is what happens when you take a final 12-day notice.

02:32:37.000 Yeah.

02:32:37.000 Shit!

02:32:38.000 Oh, shit, son!

02:32:39.000 Dude, go!

02:32:40.000 Shit!

02:32:41.000 Chad's exhausted!

02:32:42.000 Oh!

02:32:43.000 Oh, shit!

02:32:44.000 He won!

02:32:46.000 He won!

02:32:47.000 He won!

02:32:48.000 He won!

02:32:48.000 Dude, I gotta get all the shirts down!

02:32:50.000 I'm sorry!

02:32:51.000 In the second round!

02:32:52.000 Holy shit!

02:32:53.000 In the second fucking round!

02:32:55.000 Holy shit!

02:32:56.000 Oh my god!

02:32:57.000 Oh my god!

02:32:57.000 Connor McGregor!

02:32:59.000 What happened?

02:32:59.000 Oh my god!

02:33:00.000 Ladies and gentlemen, the biggest star in the UFC has just been born!

02:33:05.000 Turn this up!

02:33:06.000 Turn this up!

02:33:06.000 What happened?

02:33:07.000 Oh my god!

02:33:09.000 He hits too hard, dude!

02:33:11.000 And he hits too hard!

02:33:14.000 He's a champion, bro.

02:33:16.000 He's a champion.

02:33:17.000 He's a champion.

02:33:18.000 In the second fucking round!

02:33:21.000 But good lesson learned for him, I think, for Conor.

02:33:24.000 I'm telling you, can I be honest?

02:33:25.000 Listen, Brendan, I re-watched the Chad Mendes Aldo fight at the two, and what I saw was him standing in front of him the whole time, and I was like, no way.

02:33:34.000 Look at him.

02:33:34.000 Yeah, he does eat shots.

02:33:35.000 Look at him.

02:33:36.000 Holy shit.

02:33:36.000 Now he's crying.

02:33:39.000 Who's the lady with the badge?

02:33:41.000 Not his wife.

02:33:42.000 Nope.

02:33:42.000 Dude, he did it.

02:33:43.000 He did it.

02:33:44.000 That's insane.

02:33:45.000 He thought he was out too.

02:33:46.000 He's such a badass.

02:33:50.000 He's such a badass.

02:33:51.000 The reason you gotta like this guy is because he's a real dude.

02:33:54.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:33:55.000 A real guy.

02:33:56.000 True drama.

02:33:57.000 Look at this now.

02:33:57.000 Look at this.

02:33:58.000 Look at this.

02:33:58.000 Is he gonna come over and hug him?

02:33:59.000 Yeah, watch.

02:34:00.000 He's gonna be grateful to him too.

02:34:01.000 He's great.

02:34:06.000 Greatest UFC card in history.

02:34:07.000 Look at this.

02:34:08.000 Look at this.

02:34:10.000 This is why you love Conor.

02:34:14.000 You don't want a guy who won't shake your hand or he's gonna talk shit after this.

02:34:18.000 There's respect.

02:34:18.000 That's the sport.

02:34:19.000 What a fucking night!

02:34:22.000 Greatest UFC night ever!

02:34:23.000 There's this girl, dude.

02:34:25.000 He proved himself to be true greatness.

02:34:28.000 That's your biggest champion of all time.

02:34:30.000 Well, he's an interim champion.

02:34:31.000 He still has to be in all of us.

02:34:32.000 My lord!

02:34:34.000 My lord!

02:34:35.000 How?

02:34:36.000 The UFC is breathing a sigh of relief.

02:34:40.000 Dude, look at this.

02:34:41.000 Dana gave him a new kit, a gold kit.

02:34:42.000 Yeah, he gave him the gold kit right away.

02:34:44.000 Look at Brennan.

02:34:45.000 Look at, look at, look at, look at this.

02:34:46.000 That's what they're known for.

02:34:47.000 He spun out of it.

02:34:48.000 Ooh, that looked like it hurt his neck.

02:34:49.000 I feel like that's where, that's what caused him to gas right there.

02:34:53.000 Still here.

02:34:53.000 A fighter.

02:34:54.000 My lord, catch him with these shots.

02:34:56.000 I'll tell you what, I'll never doubt Conor again ever in my life.

02:34:59.000 Look at this.

02:35:00.000 Jose Aldo's got to be worried.

02:35:02.000 Oh!

02:35:03.000 He's the hardest hitter at 145, right?

02:35:05.000 I told you, he's the hardest hitter, period.

02:35:07.000 You see what he does to do?

02:35:09.000 He puts guys to sleep, dude.

02:35:11.000 You can't deal with those kinds of punches.

02:35:14.000 You sure as fuck can't sit there and eat, though.

02:35:15.000 Matt Mendes was completely open.

02:35:16.000 Yeah, he just ate him.

02:35:17.000 It's almost as if he got up and just completely...

02:35:20.000 Oh, my lord, dude.

02:35:21.000 He asked.

02:35:22.000 My lord.

02:35:23.000 My lord.

02:35:24.000 Yeah.

02:35:25.000 I feel like if it had gone past three that Conor would have won anyways, just gone on gas a lot.

02:35:31.000 Oh my god!

02:35:33.000 Insane.

02:35:34.000 Best UFC fight card ever.

02:35:36.000 Conor!

02:35:37.000 We're not worthy!

02:35:39.000 We're not worthy!

02:35:40.000 You know I can't take the money for this year.

02:35:42.000 We're not worthy!

02:35:42.000 I'm going to give you the money.

02:35:45.000 I'm going to give you all the money.

02:35:47.000 We are releasing Turbo Slut shirts.

02:35:49.000 How crazy!

02:35:50.000 Is this from Asa?

02:35:51.000 What?

02:35:52.000 From Asa Akira?

02:35:53.000 Yes.

02:35:53.000 Oh, she's a friend of ours.

02:35:55.000 Really?

02:35:55.000 Yeah.

02:35:55.000 Very good friend of ours.

02:35:56.000 I love Asa.

02:35:56.000 Really?

02:35:57.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:35:57.000 I'd like her to be a friend of mine.

02:35:59.000 She's the coolest chick ever.

02:36:01.000 We love her.

02:36:01.000 No, she's been out on the show.

02:36:03.000 She's great.

02:36:04.000 No, Turbo Slut.

02:36:05.000 Callan started.

02:36:06.000 We started talking about the show.

02:36:08.000 And then people went Turbo Slut.

02:36:10.000 Shirt, so we're making Turbo Sled shirts.

02:36:12.000 That's his mom!

02:36:13.000 That's his mom!

02:36:14.000 This was for an intern fight.

02:36:15.000 Is that his mom?

02:36:16.000 I might have just gotten honeydicked too then.

02:36:18.000 I'm telling you!

02:36:19.000 Because if his mom comes up...

02:36:20.000 Connor, honeydiction to be in a superman.

02:36:22.000 How overwhelming for Connor.

02:36:23.000 I'll tell you what, this motherfucker's so good, I might buy a Reebok Kick Connor shirt.

02:36:27.000 And I fucking hate those things.

02:36:28.000 Can I be honest with you, Brandon?

02:36:29.000 Brandon, we're Team Connor.

02:36:31.000 Give it up!

02:36:31.000 Come on, bro.

02:36:32.000 We're not worthy!

02:36:33.000 We're not worthy!

02:36:34.000 Give me my fucking money.

02:36:34.000 I'm gonna give you your money.

02:36:36.000 You're gonna get the Turbo Sled sales.

02:36:37.000 This is the craziest shit.

02:36:40.000 What's he gonna say?

02:36:43.000 Of an entire nation.

02:36:52.000 I'm blown away.

02:36:53.000 I've never seen anything lacking in my life.

02:36:56.000 Before we even talk about the fight, please tell me what that's like.

02:37:00.000 I'm absolutely blown away by the support.

02:37:02.000 I can't put into words how grateful I am for everyone to support me and follow me.

02:37:07.000 It's why...

02:37:08.000 It's why I still...

02:37:09.000 I still stayed in a show over here.

02:37:11.000 So much went on during the build-up of this.

02:37:13.000 So much media obligation.

02:37:15.000 I travelled around the world twice and done two things.

02:37:18.000 One in case it was Jose and one in case it was Chad.

02:37:23.000 It's too much, man.

02:37:25.000 They did too much with him.

02:37:33.000 It's emotional, man.

02:37:35.000 I'm like emotionally invested.

02:37:36.000 Me too.

02:37:37.000 I've never been emotionally invested in a fight of a guy who...

02:37:41.000 God, it's like...

02:37:43.000 That's his dad and mom right there.

02:37:45.000 Yeah.

02:37:46.000 His mom's not bad looking.

02:37:48.000 Right?

02:37:49.000 For an older lady?

02:37:50.000 He's with me.

02:37:51.000 Just saying, not bad.

02:37:54.000 Pops suited up.

02:37:56.000 Pops is pretty hot too.

02:38:02.000 Look at Gunner Nelson.

02:38:09.000 It's true.

02:38:12.000 He's true.

02:38:13.000 He proved me wrong.

02:38:14.000 Prove me wrong.

02:38:15.000 I'll eat my words.

02:38:17.000 Connor's my favorite fighter.

02:38:18.000 Hands down.

02:38:20.000 I'm in.

02:38:24.000 Wow.

02:38:29.000 How do you think Aldo feels about this, watching?

02:38:32.000 Well, Aldo went toe-to-toe with Chad, right?

02:38:36.000 Grant is Chad on a full camp, but Aldo went toe-to-toe in a controversial fight.

02:38:40.000 It makes you want to cry.

02:38:41.000 Right?

02:38:41.000 Like, I'm emotional.

02:38:43.000 Like, I have a lump in my throat.

02:38:43.000 Please start crying.

02:38:44.000 I should.

02:38:45.000 That was a fight of the year, right?

02:38:47.000 With Chad and Aldo?

02:38:48.000 Yeah, part two.

02:38:49.000 Part two in Brazil.

02:38:50.000 Dude, this guy did it all.

02:38:52.000 It's greatness.

02:38:53.000 It's fucking greatness.

02:38:54.000 We're witnessing greatness.

02:38:55.000 Pure greatness.

02:38:56.000 That's why I wanted to win.

02:38:58.000 Me too.

02:39:08.000 I feel like Joe got a little emotional.

02:39:13.000 Who wouldn't?

02:39:25.000 He's the best.

02:39:26.000 Let's hear what he says here.

02:39:30.000 Biggest fight ever.

02:39:32.000 Ever.

02:39:40.000 I heard that.

02:39:42.000 What did I tell you, Calum, coming into this fight?

02:39:44.000 I heard McGregor's knee is fucked.

02:39:46.000 I didn't want to say anything because I don't want to be a spoiler.

02:39:48.000 I heard his knee is jacked.

02:39:50.000 Where he should have pulled out of the fight.

02:39:52.000 His day will come.

02:39:53.000 But he stayed and fought.

02:39:54.000 You mean like ligament?

02:39:55.000 Ligament.

02:39:55.000 MCL. MCL. Wow, really?

02:39:58.000 I heard he has a torn MCL. I heard he has to have surgery right after this.

02:40:02.000 That's how bad it is.

02:40:03.000 Dude still comes to fight.

02:40:05.000 I wouldn't want...

02:40:06.000 That's what a little birdie told me.

02:40:07.000 I don't know if that's official, so that's why I was picking Chad, because I figured if he's hurt, wrestler, it's trouble.

02:40:12.000 Jesus.

02:40:13.000 Guys, thanks for having me on.

02:40:14.000 Hold on, let me hear this.

02:40:15.000 Okay.

02:40:16.000 You were awesome.

02:40:17.000 It was your girl.

02:40:25.000 It's tough for Chad, man.

02:40:26.000 Poor dude.

02:40:28.000 What was surprising to you?

02:40:30.000 Yeah, man.

02:40:31.000 I mean, first off, I want to thank Connor for even accepting him on two weeks.

02:40:34.000 I mean, he was training for Aldo that entire time.

02:40:37.000 I mean, that's a completely matchup, completely different matchup for him.

02:40:40.000 And I mean, the guy's tough.

02:40:41.000 I mean, hands down, the guy's got the talk to back it up.

02:40:45.000 And, you know, what's awesome is these guys, these Irish guys, you guys are crazy.

02:40:50.000 I mean, I wish we had so much support like this with everyone here.

02:40:56.000 It's just...

02:40:57.000 Crazy.

02:40:57.000 You guys show so much support for your athletes.

02:41:00.000 You know, this is just completely awesome for me.

02:41:03.000 This is the biggest fight in UFC history.

02:41:05.000 What a stud to step up on 12 days notice.

02:41:07.000 Yeah, he's a real man.

02:41:09.000 He has nothing.

02:41:10.000 He's awesome.

02:41:11.000 No, he has nothing to lose here.

02:41:12.000 This was obviously a huge opportunity for you, but taking a fight like this where you didn't have a full camp, are there any regrets right now in your mind?

02:41:21.000 Oh, look at Frankie trying to get involved.

02:41:23.000 You know, I don't have any regrets.

02:41:25.000 Don't ruin his moment, Frankie.

02:41:29.000 Jose's obviously next.

02:41:38.000 That's awesome, man.

02:41:43.000 That's how it should be.

02:41:44.000 How about the ladies of Conor McGregor in the back?

02:41:48.000 Huh?

02:41:49.000 Shit, that guy is winning in life.

02:41:55.000 Wow!

02:41:56.000 What is going on?

02:41:58.000 We just witnessed greatness, people.

02:42:00.000 That's like watching Bruce Lee actually fight.

02:42:02.000 You're welcome, but he's Irish.

02:42:04.000 You're welcome.

02:42:05.000 What an amazing night, ladies and gentlemen.

02:42:09.000 Phenomenal.

02:42:10.000 Fight companion.

02:42:11.000 Look at Freddie.

02:42:12.000 Look at Frankie.

02:42:13.000 Oh, he's saying congrats.

02:42:16.000 Or he's saying, let's do this.

02:42:17.000 Either way, Jose Aldo 100% is next.

02:42:20.000 When's that happening?

02:42:21.000 I mean, what a fucking night.

02:42:23.000 It depends.

02:42:25.000 From what I heard with rumors with Conor and his knee, if he has surgery, you're looking at a little bit of a layoff.

02:42:31.000 Yeah, I think October would be too soon.

02:42:33.000 Yeah.

02:42:33.000 I know that's what Jose wanted was October.

02:42:38.000 God, it was incredible.

02:42:40.000 Doesn't get bigger than Conor McGregor.

02:42:42.000 I really thank you for the opportunity and the growth, and I've learned so much about it.

02:42:46.000 Bobby Lee, you were amazing.

02:42:47.000 You have a different outlook on fighting now?

02:42:50.000 I do.

02:42:52.000 I try to watch fights with him at home, but I always end up watching alone.

02:42:57.000 Well, you can call me.

02:42:58.000 I'm sorry.

02:42:59.000 I'm sorry about it.

02:43:01.000 I'm sorry, bro.

02:43:02.000 I know you don't like that, but I figured...

02:43:04.000 We can make it our new couple activities.

02:43:06.000 No!

02:43:07.000 No!

02:43:07.000 Okay?

02:43:08.000 So I want to say thank you for having me here.

02:43:11.000 Where can people find you, brother?

02:43:13.000 Bobby Lee Live on Twitter and Instagram.

02:43:15.000 Where's your next spot?

02:43:16.000 You're on the road soon?

02:43:17.000 I'm at the Comedy Store, and the next week, where am I playing, baby?

02:43:19.000 You are in Lexington, Kentucky.

02:43:20.000 Lexington, Kentucky.

02:43:21.000 Beautiful Kentucky.

02:43:23.000 So come see me in Kentucky.

02:43:24.000 B, it was really good to see you.

02:43:26.000 Harvey Lee, one of the funniest people on the planet.

02:43:28.000 Thank you so much for having me on.

02:43:29.000 And you're going to be on the fight on the kid soon.

02:43:31.000 Soon.

02:43:31.000 I cannot wait.

02:43:32.000 And your wonderful girlfriend.

02:43:34.000 Thank you.

02:43:35.000 Kalilah.

02:43:36.000 Kalilah, get in the fucking car.

02:43:38.000 Hey, man, you're so aggressive.

02:43:39.000 Get the fuck out of here.

02:43:40.000 Look at Conor McGregor.

02:43:41.000 We're going to see her again.

02:43:42.000 The highlight of his life.

02:43:44.000 Just look at him.

02:43:45.000 Thank you, you guys.

02:43:46.000 It was a pleasure.

02:43:47.000 You guys killed it.

02:43:48.000 You guys killed it.

02:43:49.000 You do?

02:43:50.000 Yeah.

02:43:50.000 Go kill it.

02:43:53.000 Hey, man.

02:43:55.000 Hey.

02:43:56.000 Thank you, guys.

02:43:57.000 We'll go, like, five more.

02:43:58.000 That was awesome.

02:43:58.000 Right?

02:43:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:44:01.000 See ya.

02:44:02.000 You killed it.

02:44:03.000 You guys are great.

02:44:03.000 You guys are great, man.

02:44:05.000 Bobby Lee and his smoke show girlfriend who knew a shitload about the UFC. She sure did.

02:44:10.000 Bobby faded on us.

02:44:11.000 Bobby didn't say a word the last two hours.

02:44:13.000 He didn't say a word.

02:44:15.000 That was tough on him.

02:44:17.000 Dude, that was so unbelievable.

02:44:19.000 Greatest fight in UFC history?

02:44:21.000 Certainly the most exciting.

02:44:23.000 I mean, I just don't know what to say about it.

02:44:25.000 I've never seen anything like that.

02:44:27.000 Conor McGregor just keeps backing it up and now backed it up in the second round with one of the baddest dudes.

02:44:33.000 Tell you what, Callan, we had a bad t-shirt, July t-shirt sales.

02:44:36.000 So you're going to get the turbo sled sales.

02:44:39.000 Well, I'm going to get all the t-shirt sales.

02:44:43.000 And it's a lot of money.

02:44:44.000 We're only releasing one shirt in July.

02:44:46.000 Just one shirt?

02:44:47.000 Just one.

02:44:47.000 But Turbo Slet.

02:44:48.000 So we have Turbo Slet in black and gold coming out.

02:44:50.000 Yeah, I like that shirt.

02:44:51.000 And gray and black.

02:44:52.000 I can't believe we were making Turbo Slet shirt.

02:44:54.000 I thought it was a horrible idea.

02:44:55.000 But when Rogan blasts it out, and we have all these comments, then Asa Kara wants one.

02:45:01.000 We'll get Asa to wear one.

02:45:02.000 It'll be perfect.

02:45:02.000 You're not mad at this Joe Rogan shirt.

02:45:04.000 My boy Jamie hooked me up.

02:45:06.000 Dude, I am fucking blown away.

02:45:07.000 Look at that.

02:45:08.000 Look at that.

02:45:10.000 Killers Row.

02:45:12.000 Yeah, it's Killers Row.

02:45:12.000 You got Ricardo Lamas just hanging in the back there.

02:45:15.000 Good luck beating Frank Yeager, everybody.

02:45:17.000 Yeah.

02:45:18.000 The whole thing is a disaster.

02:45:20.000 Tell you what, dog.

02:45:21.000 Ordered my Conor McGregor Reebok kit as we're on air here.

02:45:25.000 That should be coming in the mail.

02:45:27.000 I am a fan.

02:45:29.000 This whole event tonight, I've never seen anything like it.

02:45:31.000 From the weigh-ins to the hype.

02:45:33.000 This is the first fight where, when I was driving down here to Rogan Studio, I felt like everyone was rushing home to watch this fight.

02:45:41.000 I've never seen that before.

02:45:42.000 Was that Frankie Edgar fighting Robbie Lawler?

02:45:45.000 No, that's BJ Penn, Brian.

02:45:47.000 Anyways, let's wrap up the night, though.

02:45:50.000 No, I think it was...

02:45:52.000 I think Frankie Edgar fought Robbie Lawler.

02:45:55.000 No, he didn't.

02:45:56.000 That's BJ Penn.

02:45:57.000 Does someone have a button so I can slap the shit out of Callan?

02:45:59.000 God damn it.

02:46:00.000 Why would he fight Robbie Lawler in the UFC? I don't know.

02:46:03.000 It looked like it was him.

02:46:04.000 Callan, let's wrap the show up, my man.

02:46:06.000 Sorry, buddy.

02:46:06.000 Sorry.

02:46:07.000 For me, most exciting night of the fight.

02:46:09.000 I've never seen a UFC event like this, ever.

02:46:11.000 Ever.

02:46:12.000 From the singing, from the hype, from Conor McGregor being down and out.

02:46:17.000 And now, guess what this sets up?

02:46:19.000 Jose Aldo, Conor.

02:46:21.000 What's the chances they do that in Ireland?

02:46:23.000 Biggest thing ever.

02:46:25.000 Hands down, biggest fight of all time.

02:46:27.000 You tell Conor was worn out.

02:46:29.000 It's too much media.

02:46:30.000 Hey, UFC, don't make him do that much media.

02:46:32.000 I'll tell you what, though.

02:46:33.000 UFC took a risk, put him in there against Chad, and boy, did it pay off.

02:46:37.000 Did it pay off.

02:46:38.000 That's like betting on black, and boy, did it hit.

02:46:40.000 Boy, did it pay off.

02:46:41.000 That's betting on double zero, and it landed.

02:46:43.000 And could have gone the other way very easily.

02:46:44.000 Could have gone the other way and just killed the entire show.

02:46:47.000 Yeah.

02:46:47.000 How happy is the UFC? Let's be real here.

02:46:49.000 How happy am I? How happy are we?

02:46:51.000 Yeah.

02:46:52.000 I think that's a wrap.

02:46:53.000 You good, Jamie?

02:46:54.000 Yeah, for sure.

02:46:55.000 Guys, thanks for listening to the Fight Companion without the head chief-o, Joe Rogan.

02:47:02.000 You took the wheel on this one.

02:47:04.000 I'd say you're the captain.

02:47:05.000 Well, when Joe's gone, it could get a little wild.

02:47:08.000 You never know, my man.

02:47:09.000 You and I, we're like a captain-co-captain.

02:47:12.000 It's like Pip and Jordan.

02:47:13.000 When it comes to fighting, though, it's best if you take the lead.

02:47:16.000 Yeah, maybe.

02:47:17.000 The replay in the brown means.

02:47:18.000 Anyways, we're going to get out of here.

02:47:20.000 The show where you can find us is The Fighter and The Kid.

02:47:23.000 Obviously, Joe Rogan experienced.

02:47:25.000 They're both great.

02:47:26.000 This is The Fighter Companion.

02:47:29.000 The Fight Companion.

02:47:30.000 Enjoy.

02:47:31.000 Hope you guys had as much fun as we did.

02:47:33.000 We're out.

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