The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion

00:00:01.000 It's tremendous.

00:00:02.000 He has a Hector Lombard sprawl.

00:00:04.000 You know how Hector Lombard slams a motherfucker down when he sprawls on you?

00:00:09.000 Hector Lombard has the scariest sprawl I've ever seen.

00:00:14.000 When he snapped down Tim Bosch, it was like, BITCH! It wasn't just a sprawl.

00:00:19.000 You know who else had a crazy sprawl, actually?

00:00:23.000 He did, but he was ready to crack as soon as he got up.

00:00:25.000 Fedor was more wild in the transitions with wild punches and judo throws and shit.

00:00:31.000 Fedor was always wild in the transitions.

00:00:33.000 But I'm telling you, Tim Bosch and Anthony Rumble Johnson are two of the scariest fucking sprawls I've ever seen.

00:00:38.000 Just...

00:00:39.000 Stop the presses!

00:00:43.000 None of this is going on.

00:00:44.000 Who is he fighting next?

00:00:46.000 I don't know.

00:00:48.000 Nogueira.

00:00:49.000 Nogueira.

00:00:50.000 Nogueira.

00:00:51.000 Nogueira.

00:00:52.000 Nogueira.

00:00:54.000 Nogueira.

00:01:00.000 Nogueira.

00:01:00.000 He medaled for the Brazilian national team.

00:01:02.000 He's a bad motherfucker with his striking.

00:01:04.000 That shut Rashad Evans down.

00:01:06.000 Like, if you watch that Rashad Evans fight, it wasn't the best fight for Rashad.

00:01:09.000 He was a little off in that fight.

00:01:10.000 But one of the reasons why he was a little off is because, you know, Garrett tagged him a couple times in that first round with clean shots.

00:01:16.000 He's a clean boxer.

00:01:18.000 It's a real crisp technique.

00:01:20.000 Nothing flashy, but he knows what the fuck he's doing, and he'll light you up.

00:01:23.000 You zig when you should have zagged, he'll crack you.

00:01:26.000 Him and his brother.

00:01:27.000 Fuck yeah.

00:01:30.000 Shit happens.

00:01:31.000 Awkward pause.

00:01:33.000 Someone's got a little personal experience to share.

00:01:35.000 Someone ought to sit this kid down.

00:01:37.000 He's better than his brother.

00:01:40.000 He's better than his brother as a boxer.

00:01:42.000 And he also submitted Dan Henderson.

00:01:44.000 They both submitted him.

00:01:46.000 Both brothers.

00:01:46.000 Isn't that crazy?

00:01:47.000 Little Nog and Big Nog.

00:01:49.000 Both got him on an armbar.

00:01:51.000 So he's better.

00:01:52.000 You think Little Nog is actually better than his brother?

00:01:54.000 No, I think he's got better boxing, but his brother was definitely more successful as an MMA fighter.

00:01:59.000 But it's only slightly better.

00:02:00.000 When you talk about better, if Little Nog and his brother boxed, either one of them could knock each other out.

00:02:06.000 It doesn't always play out that way.

00:02:08.000 Brendan and I were talking about this before the podcast, about no one catches a lucky rear naked choke.

00:02:12.000 Never.

00:02:13.000 If two black belts are going at it, the guy who taps the guy is the better guy.

00:02:17.000 Right.

00:02:17.000 But if two guys are slugging out in the gym, you fucking shit can happen, man.

00:02:22.000 It's a toss-up.

00:02:23.000 I've seen guys who are really good get lit up by a guy who's not that good in the gym and just get cracked with a shot.

00:02:29.000 For sure.

00:02:29.000 You run into it, a hard jab, something, it takes your legs out.

00:02:33.000 But there are lucky shots.

00:02:35.000 And jiu-jitsu, why I love jiu-jitsu is...

00:02:37.000 I wasn't like, oh, damn, I accidentally caught him in an ankle lock.

00:02:41.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:02:43.000 There's none of that.

00:02:43.000 Ever.

00:02:44.000 Ever.

00:02:44.000 You accidentally got a rolling heel hook.

00:02:46.000 You actually got to know what you're doing.

00:02:48.000 You're not going to get lucky, you know?

00:02:50.000 Any fat dude can throw a big right hand and hit you in the right spot.

00:02:53.000 What is the one jiu-jitsu move that has had the highest rate of success?

00:02:58.000 Let's let everybody know, round one of the John Lineker fight is right about to take place.

00:03:02.000 If you're listening to this podcast, you never heard this.

00:03:05.000 There's no philosophizing.

00:03:08.000 What we're doing is we're watching fights, and as the fights are taking place, we're talking shit.

00:03:12.000 Joey motherfucking Diaz is here.

00:03:14.000 Holla at your boy.

00:03:16.000 Joe Diaz.

00:03:17.000 What's happening?

00:03:17.000 Brendan Chubb and Brian Callen.

00:03:20.000 The fight started.

00:03:22.000 It says 4.43 right there when I said that.

00:03:25.000 That's what it says as far as the time if you want to sync up because there's a bit of a difference between the fights and the live broadcast that we're doing.

00:03:34.000 There's like a 15-second delay, something like that.

00:03:36.000 Look for me to make a lot of comments in this fight companion, guys.

00:03:41.000 John Lineker, that dude with the red shorts, he's a fucking beast.

00:03:44.000 He's one of the hardest hitting flyweights in the world.

00:03:47.000 The guy cracks, but can't make the weight.

00:03:50.000 Keeps fucking up and missing his weight.

00:03:51.000 Did he miss weight this time?

00:03:52.000 Missed his weight cut twice.

00:03:53.000 He would have already had a shot at the title.

00:03:55.000 Look at how he hits.

00:03:56.000 This motherfucker with a heart shot.

00:03:58.000 He left hooks him to the upper rib cage and takes away his heart.

00:04:02.000 Those are ruthless.

00:04:04.000 Lineker can fucking...

00:04:05.000 I'm telling you, I've seen a lot of dudes that are in this weight class crack.

00:04:08.000 He's totally different than all of them.

00:04:10.000 If every 125 was like Lineker, this would be a hugely exciting division.

00:04:15.000 This motherfucker puts guys to sleep.

00:04:18.000 He hits hard.

00:04:19.000 He's got like weird power.

00:04:21.000 Like when he hits you, you see dudes go like, whoa, nobody ever hit me like that before.

00:04:26.000 My bad at 135. 125. 125, my bad.

00:04:29.000 He's a flyweight, man.

00:04:31.000 So he was supposed to be fighting DJ. Well, that's why he has a hard time making 125, obviously.

00:04:35.000 Look at this.

00:04:37.000 Oh, shit.

00:04:40.000 Nice takedown.

00:04:40.000 Good strength.

00:04:43.000 Whitaker's from AT&T, right?

00:04:45.000 Brazil.

00:04:45.000 Yeah, AT&T. Pretty sure, right?

00:04:50.000 Yeah, he's got AT&T shorts on.

00:04:51.000 Oh, I thought he was about to set up a...

00:04:53.000 He's doing a good job getting over that leg, that left leg.

00:04:56.000 Oh, look, he's out.

00:04:56.000 He's out.

00:04:57.000 He's out.

00:04:58.000 Oh, he let that dude get on top of him.

00:05:00.000 You know what?

00:05:00.000 That's what sucks about the cage, right?

00:05:02.000 You can't skip your hips back.

00:05:04.000 Yeah, there's no shrimping against the cage.

00:05:06.000 You're just stuck right there.

00:05:08.000 I think the cage benefits wrestlers a lot more with their heavy hips, their ground and pound.

00:05:13.000 It's definitely an advantage for a wrestler.

00:05:15.000 Is there a jiu-jitsu move that has had the highest percentage of success in the UFC? Rear naked choke.

00:05:21.000 Yeah, probably a choke.

00:05:22.000 Maybe a guillotine.

00:05:23.000 You think a guillotine?

00:05:24.000 I think the most would be a rear naked.

00:05:26.000 Well, let's see.

00:05:27.000 And then guillotine.

00:05:28.000 I'm sure there's a stat somewhere, right?

00:05:30.000 Okay, what?

00:05:32.000 Oh, and then Anaconda.

00:05:34.000 Wait, hold up.

00:05:35.000 There's only been one in the heavyweight division.

00:05:36.000 Oh, my bad.

00:05:38.000 Brendan.

00:05:39.000 Come on, stop.

00:05:41.000 You silly goose.

00:05:42.000 Come on, stop.

00:05:42.000 You silly goose.

00:05:43.000 Well, other guys have hit anacondas, haven't they?

00:05:45.000 Not in the UFC. Didn't, um...

00:05:47.000 Not in the heavyweight division.

00:05:49.000 Did, um...

00:05:50.000 Did Dave...

00:05:51.000 Phil Davis, did he get a darse?

00:05:53.000 On Gustafson?

00:05:54.000 No, that was an anaconda.

00:05:56.000 That's light heavyweight, though, isn't it?

00:05:57.000 Oh, that's right.

00:05:58.000 You said heavyweight.

00:05:59.000 Sorry.

00:06:00.000 I thought you said in the UFC. Ooh.

00:06:03.000 Ooh.

00:06:04.000 But he did get a...

00:06:05.000 Yeah, no, there's been...

00:06:07.000 Oh, there's been a bunch of anacondas.

00:06:08.000 I spent in the heavyweight division.

00:06:09.000 It's the dopest name.

00:06:11.000 Right?

00:06:12.000 Yeah.

00:06:12.000 Anaconda choke?

00:06:13.000 What's a doper name than an anaconda killing somebody?

00:06:17.000 Everybody wants to be an anaconda when you're doing jiu-jitsu.

00:06:19.000 Anaconda.

00:06:20.000 This is the...

00:06:21.000 This is the fucking...

00:06:23.000 Ooh, cut.

00:06:24.000 Whoa.

00:06:25.000 This is the kangaroo choke.

00:06:27.000 What?

00:06:27.000 Ew.

00:06:28.000 Get that away from me.

00:06:29.000 But I want an anaconda, motherfuckers.

00:06:33.000 Catch a dude with an anaconda.

00:06:34.000 I actually don't remember the last time I saw, besides, not with a kick, but with a punch, somebody takes somebody out with a liver shot.

00:06:40.000 Oh, it happens all the time.

00:06:41.000 With hands?

00:06:42.000 With hands?

00:06:42.000 Well, it happens with all kinds of things.

00:06:44.000 With kicks, yes, but not...

00:06:45.000 I don't know about hands.

00:06:45.000 I see a lot in boxing, but not...

00:06:47.000 It definitely happens.

00:06:48.000 That's when you know a guy's a high-level striker if he's going to the body.

00:06:50.000 Right.

00:06:51.000 Especially in a high-level fight.

00:06:53.000 If it's a high-pressure fight and he's going to the body, he's a really good striker.

00:06:56.000 Hard to set up, right?

00:06:57.000 You've seen Fabio Maldonado fight, right?

00:06:59.000 You know, he's not at the level of the top guys, and he got chewed up by Miocic.

00:07:04.000 He just should not be...

00:07:05.000 We called that one.

00:07:06.000 Right.

00:07:06.000 Just should not have been fighting heavyweight.

00:07:07.000 He's just smaller.

00:07:08.000 And Miocic is a beast.

00:07:09.000 They shouldn't even sanction that fight.

00:07:10.000 I agree with you 100%.

00:07:12.000 It was a Brazilian sanctioning fight.

00:07:14.000 I don't think they probably would have accepted it in Vegas.

00:07:16.000 No.

00:07:16.000 Miocic just had way too much for him.

00:07:19.000 Too much power, too much technique.

00:07:21.000 Stipe looked fucking fantastic, though.

00:07:23.000 He looked really crisp in that fight.

00:07:25.000 Looked really good.

00:07:26.000 Yeah.

00:07:26.000 Yeah, he looked great.

00:07:28.000 I'll fucking drive down Chipotle and I'll come fools out if you want to hype it up.

00:07:33.000 How dare you?

00:07:35.000 I'm just saying, man.

00:07:36.000 It's a mismatch.

00:07:37.000 Yes.

00:07:38.000 Big time.

00:07:39.000 And not only that.

00:07:40.000 He was a lot bigger, too, it looked like.

00:07:42.000 Yeah.

00:07:42.000 He was way bigger.

00:07:43.000 Well, Maldonado was supposed to be on another fight.

00:07:45.000 Maldonado should probably be fighting at 70, let's be honest.

00:07:48.000 Oh, shit.

00:07:49.000 No, you didn't.

00:07:49.000 No, for real.

00:07:50.000 He could make 70. He's got some extra weight.

00:07:53.000 He definitely has a few pounds.

00:07:55.000 Yeah.

00:07:56.000 That's all I'm saying.

00:07:56.000 He's a beast of a fighter.

00:07:58.000 Some of the best boxing, if not the best boxing at whatever weight class he's in right now.

00:08:03.000 He's like one of the best at just eating shots and still coming forward.

00:08:07.000 Him, Glover, that was tough to watch.

00:08:10.000 Yeah, man.

00:08:10.000 But what about when he clipped Glover with that left hand?

00:08:12.000 I was like, oh shit, what's going on here?

00:08:16.000 That was pretty crazy.

00:08:17.000 I always wanted to see Glover versus DC. That would have been a great fight.

00:08:21.000 Very interesting fight.

00:08:23.000 DC against anybody is very interesting.

00:08:24.000 Rear naked choke is number one.

00:08:26.000 That's what I thought.

00:08:27.000 Yeah, rear naked choke is numero uno.

00:08:29.000 Number two, I'm going to say guillotine.

00:08:31.000 For sure guillotine.

00:08:32.000 You think so?

00:08:32.000 Maybe armbar, right?

00:08:33.000 Nope, guillotine.

00:08:34.000 Guillotine.

00:08:36.000 Let's see.

00:08:36.000 Yeah, because with wrestlers, a lot of times people shoot in.

00:08:39.000 Yep, guillotine, number two.

00:08:41.000 Number two is guillotine.

00:08:41.000 But you can kind of crank on someone's neck and choke them out, even if you're not, you know?

00:08:45.000 Yeah, if you don't know what you're doing.

00:08:46.000 Yeah, like try pulling off a darse if you don't know what you're doing.

00:08:50.000 Try pulling off a Peruvian necktie if you don't know what you're doing.

00:08:52.000 Yeah, good luck with that.

00:08:54.000 Yeah, but you're right.

00:08:55.000 If you get someone's head in there, you kind of headlock them to death.

00:08:57.000 Certain angle.

00:08:58.000 For example, Chael Sonnen.

00:09:00.000 Chael's not known for his jiu-jitsu.

00:09:01.000 No.

00:09:02.000 Chael Sonnen versus Shogun when he got him that guillotine.

00:09:05.000 And he was arching back and straight on.

00:09:09.000 But a lot of guys are arching back now.

00:09:11.000 A lot of guys are arching back if they have a different angle.

00:09:13.000 You know, it used to be with that arm-in guillotine that everybody would always say that you have to smother it.

00:09:18.000 But Eddie Bravo now says that there's also a way to do it if you're sideways where you're arching back.

00:09:24.000 You can arch back sideways.

00:09:26.000 He's like, from certain angles, it's okay to arch back.

00:09:28.000 It's like, that's the complexity of jujitsu.

00:09:31.000 Just little tiny adjustments.

00:09:33.000 Like, we were talking before the podcast about Amal Easton taught me a variation on the guillotine that was really good for the defense, which is to go over the top or the back.

00:09:42.000 But also, there's just little variation in the way you hold it made the bone of the arm dig into the neck.

00:09:48.000 And just that one little thing was like...

00:09:50.000 Ah, fuck!

00:09:52.000 But when you're looking at it, it almost looks the same.

00:09:54.000 Like when someone shows it to you, they're just showing you one little tiny tweak, but that tiny tweak has a huge impact.

00:10:01.000 You know, with wrestling, it's interesting because when the wall was up with the Soviet Union and East Germany, When they would meet, they had their own technique and the West had their own techniques.

00:10:12.000 And they would watch tape on each other, but they couldn't figure out really what they were doing, right?

00:10:18.000 Because it was so subtle.

00:10:19.000 When the wall came down and all those Eastern Europeans started coming over to the United States and wrestling with those guys, wrestling changed dramatically.

00:10:28.000 Like, in 10 years.

00:10:29.000 Because everybody's starting to share their secrets.

00:10:31.000 Because they couldn't figure it out just watching tape.

00:10:33.000 It wasn't like you watch boxing.

00:10:34.000 It was so subtle.

00:10:35.000 The little differences, like you're talking about, on how one guy would shoot a double leg or where he was holding on the knee and stuff like that made a huge difference.

00:10:43.000 I'll tell you who didn't give a shit about techniques.

00:10:45.000 You could show him whatever he did worked.

00:10:48.000 Shane Connerwin.

00:10:49.000 You gotta hold your neck.

00:10:50.000 He's like, how's that feel?

00:10:51.000 I'm like, you're literally about to break my neck off.

00:10:53.000 You're gonna snap my neck off.

00:10:54.000 He's way too big.

00:10:56.000 He's just too big of a human being.

00:10:57.000 I was at a mall's place and he walked in and he had a rash guard on, like a skin-cut tight rash guard, short-sleeved rash guard.

00:11:03.000 No fight scheduled, so he's eating whatever the fuck he wants, including Mexican supplements, right?

00:11:09.000 So he walks into the gym, and he didn't even look like a human.

00:11:14.000 He looked like Shrek, like if Shrek was a real person.

00:11:17.000 He was so much bigger than everybody there.

00:11:19.000 Like, this is ridiculous!

00:11:21.000 Training partner for basically my entire career since I moved out here.

00:11:25.000 No one would work with this.

00:11:27.000 It was just me and Shane.

00:11:27.000 Shane took me under his wing and paid for my private training, but in exchange, I was the only one who would spar with him.

00:11:35.000 One day, and I don't I'm not going to go put his personal business out there, but one day he was going through some rough times at home.

00:11:42.000 Shano is stressed out, and he's 300 pounds, and work's kicking his ass, and he's very, very stressed out, and he's having girl problems.

00:11:49.000 So I show up to spar, and this motherfucker is there super early.

00:11:53.000 He's on the couch.

00:11:55.000 He's on the couch, right?

00:11:56.000 I'm like, what the hell are you doing, dog?

00:11:57.000 He's like, oh, it was rough.

00:11:59.000 You know, Shano has that deep voice.

00:12:00.000 It was rough last night.

00:12:02.000 Slept at the gym.

00:12:03.000 I'm good, though.

00:12:05.000 Literally almost in tears, so I'm like, whatever, man.

00:12:08.000 We spar, and I catch him with a decent right hand.

00:12:12.000 He has headgear on, 300-pound shaved silverback gorilla.

00:12:16.000 I hit him with a good right hand, and he goes...

00:12:22.000 Rips his headgear off, shakes the cage, tears are in his eyes.

00:12:27.000 He's just dealing with other stuff.

00:12:28.000 He's not doing well.

00:12:30.000 And I'm like, what the fuck?

00:12:33.000 It's me, him, and our coach Trevor Whitman was there.

00:12:37.000 Did you think about throwing Trevor at him like a wounded antelope at a crocodile?

00:12:42.000 Trevor goes, Shane, take a minute.

00:12:44.000 He goes, no, I'm good.

00:12:46.000 I'm good.

00:12:47.000 And I'm like...

00:12:48.000 Fuck Shane!

00:12:49.000 What about me, man?

00:12:51.000 I'm your friend!

00:12:52.000 I'm fucking terrified in this bitch!

00:12:54.000 I got Shane Carlin freaking out, crying over me.

00:12:57.000 God, that's terrifying!

00:12:58.000 Dude, he knocked out Gonzaga.

00:12:59.000 I would've faked a tummy ache.

00:13:01.000 He knocked out Gonzaga with a six-inch punch.

00:13:03.000 It was like this far.

00:13:04.000 It traveled this far.

00:13:05.000 There's no one like...

00:13:06.000 It was just like this.

00:13:08.000 Yeah, but when you're sparring with him, the headgear's not doing shit, really, against those giant mitts.

00:13:13.000 That's why my footwork...

00:13:15.000 Got good because, no, there's no, what?

00:13:19.000 You get hit by Shane Carwin's fist?

00:13:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:22.000 Everything on him is just thick.

00:13:25.000 Your heart is beating everything.

00:13:28.000 Everything.

00:13:29.000 Your heart's beating all the time.

00:13:31.000 You're not looking forward to sparring.

00:13:33.000 It sucks, right?

00:13:34.000 I was terrible.

00:13:34.000 I would sit in my car before and she'd be like, God damn, I don't want to do this.

00:13:39.000 And then Shane would text me, where you at, bro?

00:13:41.000 I just parked, coming.

00:13:44.000 Talking to myself.

00:13:45.000 When he comes around, I stop talking.

00:13:47.000 I stop talking.

00:13:48.000 He leaves.

00:13:49.000 I start talking again.

00:13:50.000 It was like Debo, dog.

00:13:51.000 He just punked me.

00:13:51.000 That guy, he hit so hard.

00:13:53.000 He was so big, too.

00:13:55.000 The first round against Brock Lesnar, man.

00:13:58.000 That was the game changer.

00:13:59.000 When he did that thing where he picked me up and squeezed me, and I started tapping, and I heard him whisper, I'm only at 40%, bro.

00:14:07.000 My arm, he hit a nerve or something.

00:14:10.000 For like a month later, my arm would get these weird numb spells.

00:14:13.000 Dude, when Shane would drink, he's one of those guys who would hit you.

00:14:17.000 I hate being hit.

00:14:18.000 You're 300 pounds.

00:14:20.000 We're in downtown Denver.

00:14:21.000 For sure don't hit me in front of people.

00:14:23.000 My body would be tore up.

00:14:25.000 Hey, he's all busted up from football, huh?

00:14:28.000 Yeah, his back and his neck.

00:14:30.000 I mean, yeah.

00:14:31.000 He was a middle linebacker at Western.

00:14:34.000 Got a tryout with the Philadelphia Eagles.

00:14:36.000 And then he wrestled, you know, high caliber wrestler, man.

00:14:39.000 College, high school, everything.

00:14:41.000 Yeah, your body just can only take so much.

00:14:43.000 Those soft tissue areas, the breakdown areas.

00:14:46.000 I tell you what, man, I miss that guy.

00:14:48.000 Ooh, do I miss him?

00:14:49.000 Best training partner I've ever had.

00:14:50.000 Good dude, too.

00:14:51.000 Just a great guy to be around.

00:14:52.000 He was one of the guys, when I couldn't afford to work with Trevor Whitman, who was like this crazy, right?

00:14:57.000 Had world champions.

00:14:59.000 Shane sought him out and was like, hey, come with me.

00:15:02.000 I'm like, bro, what do you want me to give him?

00:15:04.000 A fucking back rub for a minute?

00:15:06.000 I got nothing.

00:15:07.000 I didn't have much money.

00:15:08.000 And Shane talked with him.

00:15:09.000 And then the next day, he was like, hey, you're coming with me.

00:15:12.000 Shane didn't have a ton of money either.

00:15:13.000 He just put it all on his credit card.

00:15:14.000 Paid for mine in his private, so me and Shane work out at the same time.

00:15:18.000 Wow.

00:15:18.000 That's pretty cool, man.

00:15:19.000 That's very cool of him.

00:15:20.000 What is it like working with Whitman?

00:15:21.000 You like Whitman?

00:15:22.000 Yeah, Whitman's biggest thing, man, is he's a super positive guy and he's creative.

00:15:28.000 Yeah, I mean, listen, what he did with Shane and with me was pretty cool.

00:15:33.000 He had two straight flat canvases.

00:15:35.000 Me and Shane were like rock'em, sock'em robots, which is why I stutter now.

00:15:40.000 Every round, every round, it would give us the 30-second marker.

00:15:44.000 No matter what we're doing on the ground, wrestling, whatever, we'd both get up, go to the center of the octagon, hit gloves, and sit there and punch each other in the face.

00:15:54.000 I wish Trevor would be like, hey, Brendan, listen, that's great, but I'm going to do you a solid.

00:15:59.000 Don't do that anymore, man.

00:16:01.000 Because you played football for your whole life, and then you sparred with Shane Carman for eight years.

00:16:07.000 You definitely have some brain trauma.

00:16:09.000 I'll tell you what, though.

00:16:11.000 Literally best trained partner in the world.

00:16:13.000 Speaking of brain trauma, look at this fucking fight.

00:16:15.000 We're missing a crazy fight.

00:16:17.000 Lineker is going off, man.

00:16:19.000 Jesus Christ.

00:16:20.000 Both guys are landing.

00:16:22.000 Crazy, man.

00:16:23.000 Yeah, but Lineker is like, it's just a difference when he hits you.

00:16:27.000 It just sucks.

00:16:27.000 This is why the injuries...

00:16:28.000 I talked to Joe Daddy.

00:16:29.000 I worked with him.

00:16:30.000 You got a good body shot in there.

00:16:31.000 Joe Daddy, I said, do you have any injuries?

00:16:33.000 He goes, yeah, I got a cracked pelvis.

00:16:35.000 Broke my pelvis.

00:16:37.000 Broke three bones in my neck.

00:16:38.000 I was like, Jesus.

00:16:39.000 Broke my pelvis?

00:16:40.000 Yeah.

00:16:41.000 I said, how'd you do that?

00:16:42.000 He goes, I don't know.

00:16:42.000 In a fight, I think I got kicked.

00:16:44.000 Oh, you don't know?

00:16:45.000 Oh, okay.

00:16:46.000 Broke your hip.

00:16:47.000 This fight's ridiculous, by the way.

00:16:48.000 Yeah, this fight's incredible.

00:16:55.000 You know what's incredible?

00:16:56.000 Atlantic City starts about three rows out.

00:16:59.000 Check out the people, three rows and beyond.

00:17:02.000 Look at that fat dude with the hot and orange shirt.

00:17:04.000 Atlantic City starts three rows out.

00:17:06.000 You guys have no fucking idea what Atlantic City is.

00:17:10.000 I've never been.

00:17:11.000 Hell.

00:17:12.000 They bus white trash in from all fucking ports.

00:17:16.000 It's 15 to get on the bus and to go to Atlantic City.

00:17:20.000 Here's the clinker.

00:17:22.000 They give you $10 and quarters when you get to Atlantic City.

00:17:26.000 So they basically give you $10 back.

00:17:28.000 Then they give you a book of coupons for another $50 to eat to try to keep you there all day.

00:17:34.000 So if you go, let's say, at the 8 o'clock in the morning bus, you can't leave.

00:17:56.000 Right now half those people sitting there have already lost their money.

00:18:01.000 And they're just killing time to the midnight bus.

00:18:03.000 And somebody from the UFC just happened to give them nice tickets.

00:18:06.000 They're sitting there.

00:18:07.000 They don't even know what the fuck.

00:18:09.000 They're just sitting there thinking about the bookmaker who's going to win the fucking Yankee game because that's how they're going to bounce back on Sunday.

00:18:17.000 And they can go down the shore.

00:18:19.000 And look at them.

00:18:19.000 They're mummified.

00:18:21.000 Look at that black guy.

00:18:22.000 He looks like a fucking old Anderson Silva right there with a hand on his face.

00:18:26.000 That's Atlantic City for you.

00:18:28.000 Where's fucking Dana in his room with eight bodyguards?

00:18:30.000 Ooh, good body shot.

00:18:31.000 Where's Dana White?

00:18:32.000 He ain't nobody to be found yet.

00:18:34.000 They haven't showed him or the Fertitta brothers.

00:18:36.000 Fuck, they're in their rooms hiding.

00:18:38.000 This is Atlantic City.

00:18:39.000 They ain't coming down.

00:18:40.000 Satellite feed.

00:18:41.000 Yeah, Dana comes out in the main Fox Sports fights.

00:18:46.000 He comes out for that.

00:18:47.000 Towards the end, when we have that thing where we sit down and we start breaking down the fights in the main card, that's when he comes out.

00:18:53.000 He's getting tagged, man.

00:18:53.000 Oh, Lineker.

00:18:54.000 These guys are getting tagged.

00:18:56.000 Oskalich can take it, though, man.

00:18:57.000 He's eating some hard shots.

00:18:59.000 He's standing his ground, man.

00:19:01.000 You guys are sweating, huh, Brian?

00:19:03.000 They sure are.

00:19:03.000 They sure are, Brennan.

00:19:05.000 Fucking Dana White comes in like De Niro on Goodfellas, shaking hands.

00:19:08.000 He does!

00:19:10.000 Towards the end, shaking hands.

00:19:12.000 Pointing at people.

00:19:16.000 Pointing at people.

00:19:17.000 What's happening?

00:19:18.000 When has there ever been a billion dollar organization with a president like that?

00:19:23.000 I know, he's amazing.

00:19:24.000 He's a character in a movie.

00:19:25.000 He doesn't even exist in a movie.

00:19:28.000 Look at his Twitter feed.

00:19:29.000 He goes back and forth with idiots all day.

00:19:31.000 Talking shit with idiots.

00:19:34.000 Idiots talk shit to him.

00:19:35.000 He talks shit right back to him.

00:19:36.000 Makes fun of their pictures and shit.

00:19:37.000 It's fucking funny.

00:19:39.000 It's fucking funny, man.

00:19:40.000 People get angry.

00:19:41.000 He's like, I'm having a good time.

00:19:43.000 It's different for sure.

00:19:44.000 I was standing there with Tim Tebow.

00:19:45.000 He walks by.

00:19:46.000 He goes, Tim Tebow!

00:19:47.000 Tim Tebow, thanks for coming out!

00:19:49.000 And he just keeps walking by.

00:19:50.000 Just shouts at him.

00:19:51.000 It works.

00:19:52.000 It works, you know?

00:19:53.000 Oh, dude.

00:19:54.000 Great body shot.

00:19:55.000 Lineker rips the body, man, because the kid is tough as shit.

00:19:59.000 Oskulich is no joke, man.

00:20:00.000 Good God.

00:20:01.000 But he is eating some bombs, and Lineker is just coming at him, man.

00:20:06.000 I like this guy.

00:20:07.000 Oh, shit.

00:20:08.000 Mix up them kicks, son.

00:20:10.000 I don't understand how some guys can take these shots.

00:20:11.000 No kicks, huh?

00:20:12.000 Well, he was kicking earlier.

00:20:13.000 He landed some really good leg kicks.

00:20:15.000 He just turned it into...

00:20:17.000 How often is it slippery in there?

00:20:20.000 Because people say that the canvas is very...

00:20:23.000 I've never really had an issue with the canvas.

00:20:25.000 The only time I've had an issue is when one of the fight monsters I was fighting, when the logos get wet, they get slippery.

00:20:34.000 That's the only part you gotta watch.

00:20:35.000 Oh, shit!

00:20:35.000 Oh, Lineker cracked him!

00:20:37.000 Oh!

00:20:37.000 That's it!

00:20:38.000 That's it.

00:20:39.000 Damn.

00:20:40.000 Power into the third round.

00:20:42.000 Okay, dominating a fight for three rounds.

00:20:45.000 Actually, I don't know if he was dominating in the second because we were talking shit.

00:20:48.000 He's doing well.

00:20:48.000 Dominating a fight in the third round for sure.

00:20:50.000 And still, KO's him.

00:20:53.000 That's a flyweight.

00:20:54.000 He's a flyweight.

00:20:55.000 He's a beast, dude.

00:20:56.000 I'm telling you, he KO's everybody.

00:20:57.000 He's a beast.

00:20:58.000 God.

00:20:59.000 Damn, he just has a weight problem.

00:21:00.000 He's got a weight problem.

00:21:01.000 Well, he needs to hire like a Dolce.

00:21:03.000 Get on it.

00:21:04.000 Let's say you can't afford Dolce.

00:21:06.000 Let's say Dolce has gone straight Hollywood.

00:21:07.000 You can't afford him.

00:21:08.000 Who do you go with in MMA? That's a very good question.

00:21:10.000 There's a void to be filled.

00:21:12.000 Oh, nice left hook.

00:21:13.000 Look at that stumble.

00:21:14.000 Boom.

00:21:15.000 Oh, dude.

00:21:16.000 Dude.

00:21:17.000 Ouch.

00:21:18.000 That's a good fucking angle for me to get into.

00:21:21.000 Nutrition for MMA fighters.

00:21:22.000 That's it.

00:21:23.000 Joey Diaz.

00:21:25.000 Let's do it, dog.

00:21:26.000 Don't worry about nothing.

00:21:26.000 I'm going to drive you somewhere nice.

00:21:28.000 Just come on.

00:21:28.000 Let's go.

00:21:29.000 Goddamn.

00:21:30.000 Joey.

00:21:30.000 This Lineker can fucking bang.

00:21:33.000 Good technique, too.

00:21:34.000 You know, he throws wide shots, but he's got a lot of weight behind him.

00:21:37.000 Super wide.

00:21:39.000 In that situation.

00:21:42.000 He's a beast, man.

00:21:43.000 You don't want to get cracked by that guy.

00:21:45.000 But you know what?

00:21:46.000 I think DJ's too fast.

00:21:48.000 DJ's too fast, too smart.

00:21:50.000 He's not going to stand in front of you like that.

00:21:52.000 It's going to be a totally different...

00:21:53.000 It'll be interesting to see if Lineker can adapt.

00:21:55.000 If you think about the champs in every division, they're the guy with the best defense.

00:22:00.000 A lot.

00:22:01.000 Think about it.

00:22:02.000 Name all the champs.

00:22:03.000 Most of them have the very best defense in the division.

00:22:06.000 Kane?

00:22:06.000 Does Kane have really good defense?

00:22:07.000 Yeah.

00:22:07.000 When's the last time you saw Kane really get caught?

00:22:09.000 Just the junior fight.

00:22:10.000 The junior fight.

00:22:11.000 That could happen to anyone.

00:22:12.000 Right.

00:22:13.000 And then those fights, he got dropped by Chuck Congo.

00:22:17.000 Chuck Congo.

00:22:17.000 But Chuck Congo hit him perfect.

00:22:18.000 And he had like six fights.

00:22:20.000 Yeah.

00:22:20.000 But think about it now.

00:22:21.000 Like, Junior Dos Santos, really, we're not hearing a peep out of striking against Kane.

00:22:25.000 Yeah, it's true.

00:22:25.000 Bigfoot, nothing.

00:22:26.000 You know?

00:22:27.000 You know what's crazy, too, about the Kane thing?

00:22:29.000 He got dropped by...

00:22:32.000 Check Congo?

00:22:33.000 Check Congo.

00:22:34.000 And just immediately shoots in and gets the double.

00:22:37.000 It's because that's what's natural to him.

00:22:38.000 Yeah.

00:22:39.000 And that's got me in trouble.

00:22:40.000 Like, Frank Mayer and I were talking about this.

00:22:42.000 When Frank Mayer fought Nogueira, he got blasted with the right hand.

00:22:47.000 Blasted, right?

00:22:48.000 He's on a queer street shaking.

00:22:49.000 And his...

00:22:50.000 His kind of plan B, just his body automatically does it, is shoots in.

00:22:55.000 And that's when he shot in and then broke his arm, remember that, Kimura?

00:22:58.000 Yeah.

00:22:58.000 Where Noguera could have finished him.

00:23:00.000 I thought Noguera went to finish him because Noguera wanted to make a point because Frank was saying something about Noguera's jiu-jitsu.

00:23:07.000 So he's not worried about Noguera's jiu-jitsu.

00:23:10.000 Noguera's jiu-jitsu is kind of basic.

00:23:11.000 He went for that guillotine.

00:23:12.000 What I had heard was that he wanted to submit Frank Mir because of their first fight, like to sort of prove a point.

00:23:19.000 Which is great, but you would have had an extra, whatever, 225k in the bank if you just kept punching them like this.

00:23:25.000 It was literally over.

00:23:26.000 Right.

00:23:26.000 And me and Frank were talking about in the back, and I was like, that right hand, man, I go in the locker room with that fucking right hand.

00:23:31.000 He goes, bro, I got cut the exact same way you did.

00:23:33.000 He goes, but your natural instinct was sit there and swing.

00:23:36.000 My body just took over, and I fucking went in, man.

00:23:39.000 Meanwhile, that was like the most devastating turnaround, and then...

00:23:44.000 Are you kidding me?

00:23:45.000 Frank Mir Nogueira?

00:23:46.000 He broke his arm in half at the top.

00:23:49.000 You can see it go limp.

00:23:51.000 Brazilian cats, especially Nogueira.

00:23:53.000 He's not tapping.

00:23:55.000 Frank Mir, I think, greatest heavyweight submission artist of all time.

00:24:00.000 It's hard to argue.

00:24:01.000 He's definitely the best bone breaker.

00:24:02.000 How long does it take to actually come back from an injury like that?

00:24:06.000 It depends if you ever come back from it.

00:24:07.000 Tim Sylvia arguably was never the same.

00:24:10.000 Tim Sylvia arguably was never the same.

00:24:12.000 He was always a big right hand puncher but he had a real good left too and he had real problems with that arm.

00:24:18.000 He thanked Herb Dean for saving his career by stopping that fight because he was trying to keep going.

00:24:23.000 He was trying to keep swinging because he's a champ.

00:24:26.000 But who knows?

00:24:27.000 Only he knows.

00:24:28.000 Only he knows how it affected his arm.

00:24:30.000 Only Noguera knows how that arm affected him.

00:24:32.000 It affected him for a long time.

00:24:33.000 He had to postpone a fight because his recovery was not going as quickly as he thought it was.

00:24:37.000 Yeah, there's a lot of guys who are in trouble.

00:24:38.000 That's so crazy, man.

00:24:39.000 The loudest I've ever cheered is when, for someone who's not a friend or a teammate, is for Frank Mir when he fought Brock Lesnar.

00:24:46.000 I wanted to beat Brock so bad.

00:24:48.000 Because I didn't want Brock to come from WWE playing grab ass, making all this money, and just stroll over and just destroy catch, which is what he was basically doing.

00:24:57.000 You were cheering for him when he got him in that ankle lock?

00:24:59.000 Oh, yeah.

00:25:00.000 And he got beat by jiu-jitsu?

00:25:01.000 My favorite fight of all time.

00:25:03.000 It was one of the worst taps ever because the referee was just not on it, man.

00:25:09.000 He just didn't get on it quick enough.

00:25:11.000 Fucking Mazzagotti.

00:25:12.000 I like the guy.

00:25:13.000 If you're a heavyweight and see him, yeah, for sure.

00:25:15.000 But you're like, damn, son.

00:25:16.000 He's a good dude.

00:25:17.000 But I have my head on a swivel.

00:25:17.000 Yeah, there are mental lapses that you can't have.

00:25:22.000 And when you've got a guy like Frank Mir yanking on your fucking knee bone...

00:25:25.000 Frank Mir gets a hold of something.

00:25:27.000 Yeah, you better watch your P's and Q's.

00:25:28.000 He's gonna break it.

00:25:29.000 It depends who you are, yeah.

00:25:30.000 Oh my god, that'll just take out your...

00:25:31.000 That'll destroy your retirement.

00:25:32.000 Dude, he broke Tim Sylvia's arm in a weird way.

00:25:35.000 Like, he had the elbow.

00:25:36.000 Like, he was real low down on the arm bar.

00:25:39.000 Bro, Frank Mir frustrates me.

00:25:41.000 Frustrates me.

00:25:41.000 It frustrates me.

00:25:42.000 Literally, we talked about it.

00:25:43.000 One of my favorite guys, bro, if I'm Frank Mir and I got those nasty leg locks and all this shit, and I'm fighting Daniel Cormier, Josh Barnett, whoever, even though Josh is a beast on the ground, I'm jumping to half guard, son.

00:25:55.000 I'm going for your fucking legs.

00:25:57.000 Listen, if you're fighting Frank Mir and you're not a leg lock specialist, and you're like, oh, I got three months to get ready for it, dude, just do what you do.

00:26:07.000 Forget about the fucking leg locks.

00:26:08.000 If you get to hold him, you're in trouble.

00:26:11.000 Don't you want to know basic?

00:26:13.000 For sure, basic.

00:26:14.000 You don't think everyone he trains with knows basic?

00:26:16.000 If you're Frank Merritt's training partner, you're like, yeah, I know some shit on the ground with my legs because I train with Frank.

00:26:22.000 And he's still adapting that and catching him.

00:26:24.000 So then you go into the fight, and you get caught in this complex anchor lock, and you're defended with the first basic defense, because you're not very versed on him.

00:26:33.000 But isn't that assuming that you're really deeply caught, though?

00:26:35.000 There's a lot of the defenses catching it before it ever gets bad.

00:26:38.000 For sure, for sure.

00:26:39.000 I mean, if a mirror gets caught, I mean, if he catches it, it's a good attempt.

00:26:43.000 Right, but you should know, like, basic defense.

00:26:46.000 You should have known that shit before you took the fight, son.

00:26:48.000 That's true, but if you've got three weeks, you can improve your basic defense quite a bit.

00:26:53.000 Oh, there's Trevor Whitman right there.

00:26:55.000 He is right there.

00:26:56.000 So what you're telling me is, okay, so you're fighting Ronda in two months.

00:27:02.000 I know from being a moron that if she touches my fucking wrist.

00:27:07.000 You got to know what she's doing.

00:27:08.000 You definitely got to know what she's doing.

00:27:10.000 Look at Misha Tate.

00:27:13.000 Misha Tate held it off until the third round.

00:27:15.000 The only reason why she held it off is because she knew what was going on.

00:27:18.000 Misha is a good submission artist herself.

00:27:21.000 Misha hired a teammate of Ronda's who did judo's known for armbars.

00:27:26.000 Ronda was very hurt by that.

00:27:27.000 Hired someone who was on the team with Ronda, or they were in the same circle, to brought her in, and she was like, yeah, if you pay me, I'll help you out.

00:27:34.000 This is how you defend Ronda's armbar.

00:27:36.000 Wow, dude.

00:27:37.000 Way to piss off, way to frickin' poke the bear.

00:27:39.000 Ronda was like, what?

00:27:40.000 I'm gonna fuck your arm up now.

00:27:42.000 Way to poke the bear?

00:27:43.000 Yeah, enjoy that.

00:27:44.000 That is the last bitch you want in your weight class.

00:27:48.000 When she hit Alexis Davis with that right hand, knee to the body, and then hip toss, full weight on her, boom!

00:27:56.000 Lands into side mount.

00:27:58.000 Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

00:28:00.000 I love it.

00:28:01.000 That's how you know the rest of the bitches.

00:28:03.000 They're like, who else wants some?

00:28:04.000 No, you're good.

00:28:05.000 16 seconds, no one wanted...

00:28:07.000 Well, Kat Zingano said she wants a fighter, but...

00:28:09.000 Yeah, like two weeks later, no, I'll fight her.

00:28:12.000 No, I have this fight, though.

00:28:13.000 We'll figure it out.

00:28:14.000 Yeah, no shit.

00:28:17.000 Heavyweights, heavyweights, Sony gets knocked out.

00:28:19.000 You look on Twitter, the number fucking 45th ranked guy in the world is calling Kane out.

00:28:24.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:28:25.000 Girls, they're like, no, we're cool.

00:28:26.000 You got this, girl.

00:28:29.000 They're at the fucking movie premiere, right?

00:28:31.000 They buy all our tickets.

00:28:32.000 What's scary about her is she's getting better, and she's way better than everybody else.

00:28:37.000 And she's getting better.

00:28:38.000 Every time she fights, she's better.

00:28:40.000 The fucking Sarah McMahon fight, boom!

00:28:42.000 Knee to the body takes her out.

00:28:43.000 We've never seen that.

00:28:44.000 Just crushed her.

00:28:44.000 Crushed her with the knee to the body.

00:28:45.000 This fight catches her with the right hand and then perfectly placed in the knee to the body.

00:28:50.000 And then a hip toss about as good as you've ever seen in the UFC. Almost broke that bitch's neck.

00:28:55.000 Everyone's like, oh my god!

00:28:57.000 Ronda said, I guess, that she was out when she was throwing her.

00:29:00.000 She could tell that she was limp.

00:29:01.000 So she had probably gotten knocked out by either the punch or the knee to the body sometimes makes you just go limp.

00:29:07.000 Because if I'm correct, I think she hit her with a left knee, which is like a left hook on that side of your body.

00:29:14.000 Right to the liver.

00:29:15.000 Probably a liver shot.

00:29:16.000 So she probably brutalized her, shuts your whole system down.

00:29:19.000 Look at that.

00:29:20.000 Look at all those pickpockets.

00:29:22.000 Look at that.

00:29:23.000 Look at all those Puerto Rican pickpockets.

00:29:25.000 Look at that shit.

00:29:26.000 Look at that.

00:29:27.000 That fucking town.

00:29:28.000 Are you fucking crazy, Atlantic City?

00:29:31.000 The best fight in that fucking card is the one after the fucking UFC fight on the boardwalk.

00:29:36.000 Get the fuck out of here, UFC. Hey, what do you think about this possibility that Gina Carano might sign or that Holly Holm is going to fight her next?

00:29:45.000 Holly Holm's not going to fight her next.

00:29:46.000 Holly Holm said she wants a couple more fights before she takes on Rondo.

00:29:49.000 Ugh.

00:29:50.000 And then Ronda has the Mike Tyson effect, man.

00:29:53.000 Who else wants some of Ronda, right?

00:29:55.000 Who else wants some of Deebo?

00:29:56.000 Everyone's like, nah, we're good.

00:29:57.000 We're good.

00:29:58.000 She's so good.

00:29:59.000 Because before, bitches were like, what?

00:30:01.000 I'll be the main event?

00:30:03.000 Championship fight?

00:30:04.000 I'm going to have all these cameras?

00:30:05.000 Not if you last eight seconds, bitch.

00:30:06.000 No one remembers you.

00:30:07.000 You got to hang in there.

00:30:09.000 Yeah.

00:30:09.000 Like Liz Carmouche, we were out with her in Vegas.

00:30:12.000 Yeah.

00:30:12.000 All anyone came up and talked about was her fight with Ronda.

00:30:15.000 Yep.

00:30:15.000 Ah, you almost had her.

00:30:17.000 That was cool.

00:30:18.000 Yeah.

00:30:18.000 Of course.

00:30:19.000 Yeah, well, that's always what happens, too, when someone is like this super dominant person.

00:30:23.000 It's like people are waiting to see them lose.

00:30:25.000 They're waiting to see them get beat.

00:30:26.000 That's the number one reason why people go to a Floyd Mayweather fight.

00:30:29.000 Just want to see him lose.

00:30:30.000 Yeah, if there was like a percentage, like how many people are here to see Floyd lose?

00:30:34.000 It's probably like 40%.

00:30:35.000 At least.

00:30:36.000 Every hater in the crowd.

00:30:38.000 And they all have his Team Money Mayweather shirt.

00:30:40.000 People are hoping.

00:30:41.000 I saw him once.

00:30:42.000 I saw him once.

00:30:43.000 After that fucking last 16 minutes, you won't see Joe Silva for months.

00:30:47.000 They got him with a briefcase in the neighborhoods.

00:30:50.000 They got him in Africa.

00:30:52.000 They got him in England.

00:30:53.000 What are you talking about?

00:30:53.000 After what?

00:30:54.000 The booker.

00:30:54.000 After fucking Ronda.

00:30:56.000 Oh.

00:30:56.000 Beat the hell out of her.

00:30:57.000 They just took him on Monday's meeting.

00:30:58.000 Joe Silva, you're going on a long fucking trip.

00:31:01.000 You understand me?

00:31:03.000 Long.

00:31:03.000 You got to go find some fucking body to fight this chick.

00:31:06.000 You understand me?

00:31:07.000 You got to go somewhere deep in the jungle.

00:31:09.000 Somewhere deep.

00:31:09.000 Well, what's interesting about the Gina Carano thing is if the Gina Carano does fight, that she's going to fight her first.

00:31:16.000 Yeah.

00:31:16.000 That's how it should be.

00:31:17.000 Because guess what?

00:31:18.000 Gina Carano has one fight to make her career relevant in acting again.

00:31:21.000 So she gets one fight against Ronda.

00:31:23.000 They publicize the shit out of it.

00:31:25.000 Ronda likes Gina.

00:31:26.000 She's a fan.

00:31:27.000 So she's not going to rip her head off.

00:31:30.000 If someone said, yo girl, most of the girls out there said, hey, you got to fight Ronda Rousey.

00:31:34.000 Just let her arm bar you.

00:31:35.000 You get like a mill.

00:31:36.000 It's all good.

00:31:37.000 She's not going to hurt your face.

00:31:38.000 She's going to body slam you on your back.

00:31:40.000 And then she's going to break your arm.

00:31:41.000 But you just got to tap early.

00:31:43.000 You're going to get a nice mill.

00:31:44.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:31:44.000 Yeah.

00:31:44.000 Every chicken head's like, oh hell yeah.

00:31:47.000 And walking out with their black belt around their neck.

00:31:50.000 Gina's going to have a hard time making 35, isn't she?

00:31:53.000 No, she's going to hire a professional.

00:31:54.000 She was never known for her work ethic.

00:31:56.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:31:57.000 So now I think she's going to give it a legit go.

00:32:00.000 She does fight Ronda.

00:32:01.000 Her striking is pretty legit, isn't it?

00:32:04.000 It doesn't matter what the fuck she does.

00:32:06.000 It's going to last one round.

00:32:08.000 Hopefully it lasts longer than the last screw day at 16 seconds.

00:32:11.000 So we at least get to see some of it.

00:32:13.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:32:14.000 Just get in shape and show up.

00:32:16.000 Tap out.

00:32:17.000 Get your check.

00:32:18.000 Go have some fun.

00:32:19.000 Call Big Brown.

00:32:20.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:32:22.000 I'm a good time.

00:32:24.000 So you're giving her just the first round.

00:32:26.000 You're saying that's how dominant.

00:32:28.000 Are you kidding me?

00:32:29.000 No, it's not even a fight.

00:32:30.000 Not even a fight.

00:32:31.000 No.

00:32:32.000 They should be like, Brendan versus the guy who made his burrito.

00:32:35.000 Come check it out.

00:32:36.000 It's not going to last long.

00:32:38.000 You're saying, so Gina Grant, because she's been out so long, or it's just a different level?

00:32:41.000 It's a different level.

00:32:42.000 What are we talking about?

00:32:44.000 Alexis Davis is a beast.

00:32:46.000 Okay, let me say, what about this?

00:32:47.000 What about juice to the tit cyborg?

00:32:50.000 Pfft!

00:32:53.000 When she was at her best.

00:32:54.000 Chews to the tits, bro.

00:32:54.000 Chews to the tits.

00:32:57.000 Cyborg when she was at her best.

00:32:59.000 That's a tough fight.

00:33:00.000 Yeah.

00:33:01.000 It's a tough fight.

00:33:02.000 Cyborg could hit really hard.

00:33:04.000 Really hard.

00:33:05.000 Cyborg making 135 with strict testing.

00:33:07.000 Gonna get ate the fuck up.

00:33:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:09.000 Num, num, num, num, num, num.

00:33:10.000 That's...

00:33:11.000 135 with strict testing is a little bit problematic.

00:33:14.000 I'd like to go back in time to the Pride Day.

00:33:16.000 When she was 175. Oh, shoot my ass.

00:33:19.000 What are we talking about?

00:33:20.000 When she beat Gina...

00:33:22.000 She was terrified.

00:33:23.000 There was a picture of her from behind and her husband, Cyborg, and her back is roughly as wide as his.

00:33:31.000 It was.

00:33:32.000 She slimmed down considerably.

00:33:34.000 I've got a lot of respect for her, man.

00:33:35.000 Me too, man.

00:33:36.000 She fought Karina Dams.

00:33:37.000 She fought that kickboxing Muay Thai chick who nobody wanted to fight for three years.

00:33:41.000 And Cyborg fought her, I think, in her fourth fight or something like that.

00:33:45.000 And even though she doesn't look physically the same when she was super intimidating, scary when she fought Gina Carano.

00:33:51.000 She looked like Vanderlei with some cornrows.

00:33:53.000 Yes, yes.

00:33:55.000 She looks much more womanly now.

00:33:57.000 But she's still a beast.

00:33:59.000 She lost that fight, didn't she?

00:34:01.000 Yes, she did.

00:34:01.000 Super beast.

00:34:02.000 But I'll tell you what, man.

00:34:03.000 She got cracked in the first round.

00:34:04.000 She got front kicked in the face and dropped.

00:34:06.000 She got up.

00:34:07.000 And she came after this chick, man.

00:34:09.000 The chick was still going after her.

00:34:10.000 I mean, it was a wild-ass fight.

00:34:12.000 And the woman she fought is so legit, she hasn't been able to secure a fight in three fucking years.

00:34:17.000 Wow.

00:34:17.000 She's really good.

00:34:18.000 I would still rather watch Misha Tate fight.

00:34:21.000 She can lose six in a row.

00:34:22.000 Cool.

00:34:23.000 I'll watch them.

00:34:23.000 Yeah, she's attractive.

00:34:25.000 Wow.

00:34:25.000 Ronda Rousey, yep, sign me up.

00:34:27.000 She's Brennan.

00:34:27.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:34:29.000 You chauvinist.

00:34:30.000 Gina Carano versus Ronda would be the biggest women's fight ever.

00:34:33.000 Why?

00:34:33.000 Because they're both hot.

00:34:34.000 Yes!

00:34:35.000 What are we talking about?

00:34:36.000 It's what we all want.

00:34:37.000 Well, that's the whole thing.

00:34:38.000 Turn the lights on, let them get sweaty.

00:34:39.000 What are we talking about?

00:34:40.000 Listen, I am a hardcore fan, and I will watch Cyborg fight anybody.

00:34:44.000 Every time she's fighting, I'm watching.

00:34:46.000 I watch her Invicta fights.

00:34:48.000 I'm going to watch when she fights at 135. I think she's a badass fighter.

00:34:50.000 I think she's a beast, man.

00:34:53.000 100%.

00:34:53.000 I'm just saying, if you gave me my pick, I would pick these other girls.

00:34:57.000 I actually don't agree with you on that.

00:34:59.000 I like watching the most skilled fighter out there.

00:35:01.000 We're goofing around.

00:35:01.000 Yeah, I know.

00:35:02.000 The UFC knows.

00:35:03.000 They have a problem.

00:35:04.000 We've got to come up with somebody.

00:35:05.000 Well, I think if there's anybody that's got a chance, it might be Cyborg.

00:35:08.000 Listen, they've got to come up with the next four fucking girls.

00:35:11.000 If Cyborg can comfortably make 135. At the same time.

00:35:14.000 That's two years.

00:35:15.000 It was funny because, yeah, she'll take on the Italian chick.

00:35:19.000 If I'm...

00:35:19.000 And Gina Carano at the same fucking time.

00:35:22.000 If I'm Ronda's advisor, I'm saying you fight two more times and we're out.

00:35:25.000 We're going to wait around until they find some monster working out in freaking Brazil?

00:35:30.000 Well, there's got to be some gold medalists right now that are sitting around.

00:35:33.000 Some judo people that are sitting around right now.

00:35:35.000 They're seeing the money she's making and what she's been able to do.

00:35:37.000 For sure.

00:35:38.000 There's got to be some wrestlers.

00:35:39.000 They're all coming up.

00:35:40.000 It's about them putting together a career and getting to a position where they can actually challenge her and not just jumping right into the lion's mouth.

00:35:47.000 She may be gone by that.

00:35:48.000 She's going to be out before that happens, I think.

00:35:50.000 What do I know, though?

00:35:51.000 I don't think so, dude.

00:35:52.000 I think she likes beating bitches' asses.

00:35:54.000 I think she's going to stick around.

00:35:56.000 I think she's going to stick around.

00:35:58.000 She enjoys it, man.

00:35:59.000 She's too good to stop.

00:36:00.000 I'm not saying stop in next week.

00:36:02.000 I'm just saying maybe three or four.

00:36:04.000 Maybe.

00:36:05.000 Two more fights is another year, Brendan.

00:36:07.000 Two more fights is another fucking year.

00:36:08.000 You've got to realize she's been doing judo since she was a kid.

00:36:11.000 Her body's not, you know what I'm saying?

00:36:13.000 Yeah, well, she's got a little bit of knee surgery she's about to do right now.

00:36:16.000 She did it yesterday.

00:36:17.000 Meniscus?

00:36:18.000 I think so.

00:36:18.000 They cleaned it up, scoped the knee.

00:36:20.000 But listen, man, she's too good to stop.

00:36:22.000 She's revolutionary good.

00:36:23.000 She's redefining combat sports for women.

00:36:26.000 Even if she stopped right now, she's straight, man.

00:36:28.000 But she's still going to get better, man.

00:36:30.000 And get paid.

00:36:30.000 She's still going to get paid.

00:36:32.000 A lot of money on the table.

00:36:33.000 She's so gigantic.

00:36:34.000 I don't think she's going to stop.

00:36:35.000 I think you're crazy.

00:36:37.000 I'm not saying she's going to stop.

00:36:38.000 I'm not saying she's going to stop.

00:36:39.000 You think she should?

00:36:41.000 I think after three fights.

00:36:43.000 Wow.

00:36:43.000 Which stick around and wait for what?

00:36:45.000 Until they find a monster to beat you?

00:36:46.000 But is that what she's doing?

00:36:47.000 And then she's stuttering.

00:36:48.000 Then she's with her kids and she's stuttering.

00:36:49.000 Right.

00:36:50.000 How long are you going to wait?

00:36:51.000 And she doesn't need any more money.

00:36:53.000 Oh, and her movie career is booming.

00:36:55.000 She's also been pretty vocal about the fact that she is going to retire sooner than later.

00:36:59.000 Has she been?

00:37:00.000 Yeah.

00:37:00.000 At least said so on my podcast.

00:37:03.000 She's been pretty...

00:37:04.000 You mean our podcast?

00:37:05.000 No, even mine when I did it on the Brian Calcio.

00:37:10.000 The Brian Callen Show, formerly known as Man Thoughts.

00:37:14.000 Man Thoughts.

00:37:16.000 Motherfucker called his show Man Thoughts for a while.

00:37:18.000 I had to talk to him.

00:37:19.000 Joe's like, just call it Brian Callen Show.

00:37:22.000 Yeah, I shouldn't even name my show The Joe Rogan Experience, but I just did it because I'm a Jimi Hendrix fan.

00:37:26.000 As you see the Jimi Hendrix mugshot behind me, I just named it that just for, you know, it was a goof.

00:37:33.000 You know?

00:37:34.000 We had a laptop with snowflakes.

00:37:37.000 Yep.

00:37:38.000 Joe Proctor.

00:37:39.000 Massachusetts boy.

00:37:41.000 Those dudes like to fight.

00:37:43.000 Which one?

00:37:44.000 Joe Proctor.

00:37:45.000 Justin Salas.

00:37:47.000 Ooh.

00:37:49.000 Throw some bombs.

00:37:53.000 Quincy Mass in the house.

00:37:55.000 Joe, make sure you tweet for me.

00:37:58.000 I'm going to be at the West Palm.

00:38:01.000 You don't do it for yourself.

00:38:02.000 Sometimes this motherfucker tells me to tweet for him and I check his page and he hasn't tweeted.

00:38:06.000 I know!

00:38:07.000 And I was like, hey dude, you can't do that.

00:38:08.000 He gets so mad at me.

00:38:09.000 He's like, hey asshole, you asked me to tweet for you.

00:38:11.000 And he hasn't even done it.

00:38:12.000 And it's in my drafts.

00:38:14.000 I'm like, oh, it didn't go through.

00:38:15.000 For instance, August 1st, I'm going to be at the Ace Theater in downtown LA with Joey and Duncan, and we've been tweeting that shit for weeks.

00:38:23.000 I've been tweeting.

00:38:24.000 I've been doing Instagrams and tweeting.

00:38:25.000 You've been doing some of those Instagram videos, but you are awful on Twitter.

00:38:30.000 For reals, right?

00:38:31.000 So bad.

00:38:32.000 I was like, can you tweet this out, please?

00:38:34.000 So he won't put any, like, at Brendan or hashtag find the kid what we use.

00:38:38.000 He just puts, Brendan's really funny in this one, and then put a link.

00:38:42.000 Everyone's like, what the fuck?

00:38:43.000 What are you talking about?

00:38:44.000 I gotta learn how to do that.

00:38:45.000 No, I'm learning now.

00:38:46.000 For sure learn.

00:38:47.000 Just pay attention a little.

00:38:49.000 Listen.

00:38:49.000 You have a fucking iPad for a phone.

00:38:52.000 I know.

00:38:54.000 You didn't give us any love for the picture that we Instagrammed where I'm jumping in the air.

00:38:58.000 Did you get a text back?

00:39:00.000 No, I didn't.

00:39:00.000 I did send it to you.

00:39:01.000 I sent you a text back.

00:39:02.000 Did you?

00:39:02.000 No?

00:39:03.000 Yeah.

00:39:03.000 You big time me.

00:39:04.000 I was like, oh, that's cool.

00:39:04.000 I think I text back, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:39:08.000 But I was in Hawaii.

00:39:09.000 It was like flying squirrel.

00:39:10.000 We got all kinds of things.

00:39:11.000 We got some funny things.

00:39:12.000 It's not rape if you scream surprise.

00:39:14.000 I was impressed with your vertical.

00:39:16.000 Oh, you're right.

00:39:16.000 I didn't text anything back.

00:39:18.000 That works for me, Doug.

00:39:20.000 Yeah.

00:39:21.000 Those shorts are sexy, man.

00:39:23.000 Big timing you?

00:39:24.000 Big timing.

00:39:25.000 I want to thank America for all the comments about my shorts.

00:39:28.000 Yeah, you were jumping pretty high.

00:39:30.000 That's legit, right?

00:39:31.000 Yeah.

00:39:31.000 Our friend who took that picture, literally, I was like, hey, take this picture.

00:39:34.000 This fool's about to blow his asshole out jumping on the beach.

00:39:38.000 So he jumped and she got it in one snap.

00:39:41.000 And I was like, let me see that.

00:39:42.000 I'm like, Brian, get over here.

00:39:44.000 I was like, oh my God.

00:39:45.000 Perfect shot.

00:39:46.000 Sun reflecting off my pigeon chest.

00:39:49.000 Did you run and jump?

00:39:50.000 Yeah.

00:39:51.000 You ran about 40 yards.

00:39:52.000 I remember I fell.

00:39:53.000 I go, I'm going to jump high.

00:39:55.000 Because I used to do all those demonstrations in Taekwondo.

00:39:57.000 I go, I'm going to jump really high.

00:39:59.000 Demonstrations.

00:39:59.000 I took ballet.

00:40:00.000 I took ballet for two years in theater school.

00:40:03.000 Why did you even admit that?

00:40:04.000 I will.

00:40:05.000 Why can't it just be a cool picture, bro?

00:40:07.000 Nope.

00:40:07.000 Got to keep going.

00:40:08.000 Got to push it.

00:40:09.000 And wore a leotard for two years and I could jump, ladies and gentlemen.

00:40:13.000 Wore a leotard.

00:40:14.000 Yes, I did.

00:40:15.000 Did it help your kicking?

00:40:16.000 Well, I've been doing Taekwondo, so I actually could do all the jumps and stuff.

00:40:21.000 If you can do a jumping wheel kick, you can do a tour jette in the air.

00:40:25.000 What's that, you guys?

00:40:26.000 Google it.

00:40:27.000 Tour jette?

00:40:28.000 Yeah, it's called a tour jette.

00:40:29.000 How many times have you had a girl say yes because you could say tour jette?

00:40:33.000 Many.

00:40:34.000 Just give it to me, Brian.

00:40:36.000 I had sex with all the girls in my ballet class.

00:40:38.000 Wow.

00:40:38.000 All of them?

00:40:39.000 Oh, my God.

00:40:40.000 Good move.

00:40:40.000 I was a young man.

00:40:41.000 They probably thought you were confused.

00:40:42.000 They were trying to fuck you back to straight.

00:40:45.000 Running around tights on.

00:40:47.000 You have to wear a dance belt, which is essentially a thong and a cloth around your piece.

00:40:50.000 What did your dad say when you said you want to do ballet classes?

00:40:52.000 My dad's a ballet fan.

00:40:54.000 Is he?

00:40:55.000 He signed you up for it?

00:40:56.000 He's a ballet and opera fan.

00:40:57.000 Damn, if my kid told me that, I'd be like, damn, little dude.

00:40:59.000 I was a good, I was a very, I was, I'm more, I should have been a ballet dancer.

00:41:03.000 I'm, Build for it.

00:41:04.000 Wait, are you joking?

00:41:05.000 I'm being dead serious.

00:41:06.000 Are you being dead serious?

00:41:07.000 I was a natural.

00:41:08.000 Get the fuck out of here, man.

00:41:08.000 I was a natural.

00:41:09.000 I could do four pirouettes.

00:41:11.000 I'm not kidding.

00:41:11.000 How weird is this Jack Daniels commercial for fucking Frank Sinatra?

00:41:14.000 What if Frank Sinatra was alive?

00:41:16.000 He'd be like, hey, hey, yo, yo, yo.

00:41:18.000 What the fuck are you doing?

00:41:19.000 What are we doing?

00:41:20.000 Why are you having my songs, my picture?

00:41:22.000 Who fucking sold me here?

00:41:24.000 Yeah.

00:41:24.000 Who sold me here?

00:41:25.000 Someone's making bank, though.

00:41:26.000 Can you imagine when Sinatra was alive, him doing a Jack Daniels commercial and fucking snapping his face?

00:41:31.000 I think Elvis made more money when he was dead after he was dead from all the songs than he did when he was alive.

00:41:37.000 And Christopher Walken wrote a one-man show about it called Him.

00:41:41.000 That was Joey's theory on Michael Jackson.

00:41:43.000 Yep.

00:41:44.000 He is.

00:41:44.000 What's that?

00:41:45.000 I think Michael Jackson is making more money now.

00:41:46.000 Michael Jackson was dead when he was alive.

00:41:50.000 He was broke.

00:41:51.000 Yep.

00:41:52.000 And the day he died, his stock, look it up.

00:41:54.000 Yep.

00:41:54.000 He's made more this year than...

00:41:57.000 Oh, look at that lump.

00:41:58.000 Oh, no.

00:41:58.000 Oh, my God.

00:41:59.000 Oh, no.

00:42:00.000 Ain't that a bitch, though?

00:42:03.000 That sucks, man.

00:42:04.000 Making all that money after you're gone.

00:42:06.000 I guess it helps the family out.

00:42:07.000 What's going on with that thing?

00:42:09.000 Is that a hematoma?

00:42:10.000 Yeah.

00:42:10.000 That's what happened to my cheek, bro.

00:42:11.000 Everyone's like, oh, you broke your jaw.

00:42:12.000 Nah, man.

00:42:13.000 Or else you headbutted me.

00:42:14.000 My cheek swelled up like a bumblebee stung.

00:42:16.000 Wow.

00:42:16.000 Yeah, I thought you had a broken jaw for sure.

00:42:18.000 No, sir.

00:42:19.000 Flourishing now.

00:42:20.000 Back to training.

00:42:21.000 Powerful.

00:42:21.000 Powerful Brandon Washington.

00:42:22.000 Bro, Joe Proctor's face looks crazy.

00:42:25.000 He's got a mouse living near his ear.

00:42:27.000 Dude, if that moves towards his eye, they're gonna stop the butt.

00:42:30.000 It's one of those New Guinea worms.

00:42:33.000 It is because it'll burst into your eyeball?

00:42:35.000 Yeah.

00:42:35.000 Oh, shit.

00:42:36.000 He just got hit in that same spot.

00:42:37.000 Oh, my God.

00:42:38.000 See what MJ made last year.

00:42:39.000 Oh, it's bigger!

00:42:40.000 I guarantee he made a couple hundred million MJ last year.

00:42:46.000 Estimated 2013 earnings from Michael Jackson.

00:42:51.000 Garen fucking did.

00:42:51.000 Filthy rich, huh?

00:42:53.000 And when he died, it was all a scam.

00:42:56.000 It was all a dream.

00:42:58.000 He owned like the fucking...

00:43:00.000 You could see something coming.

00:43:02.000 Remember they started putting the Beatles back on iTunes?

00:43:05.000 It was a big old scam.

00:43:07.000 He owned the fucking things.

00:43:08.000 He was in debt.

00:43:10.000 They were losing shit.

00:43:11.000 Paul McCartney did the Super Bowl.

00:43:13.000 All of a sudden he came back at 67 like he needs any fucking money.

00:43:17.000 That talk sucker.

00:43:18.000 He made $125 million last year.

00:43:21.000 He's made over $700 million in the last five years.

00:43:23.000 Oh my god.

00:43:25.000 $700 million in the last five years.

00:43:26.000 I would trade spots with him, right?

00:43:28.000 Wait a moment.

00:43:31.000 I wouldn't mind having his money.

00:43:33.000 Wait, he's dead.

00:43:35.000 His kids are living like fucking doctors.

00:43:39.000 Joe Jackson's living like a doctor.

00:43:41.000 The fucking mother's living like a doctor.

00:43:44.000 Oh, that's so funny.

00:43:45.000 They're all living like fucking doctors.

00:43:47.000 Unbelievable.

00:43:48.000 $125 million.

00:43:50.000 It is weird that you could sell someone shit after they're dead.

00:43:52.000 It almost kind of seems like when you're dead, all your artwork should be free.

00:43:57.000 It's an interesting looking referee.

00:43:58.000 He's got those cornrows.

00:43:59.000 I'm trying to figure him out.

00:44:00.000 You know who he looks like?

00:44:02.000 The female fighter.

00:44:03.000 A million dollar baby.

00:44:05.000 What would you do, Brian?

00:44:06.000 If you were going to die and you had a long career behind you, your kids are all full grown, everybody's healthy, and you had this idea that when you died, you're going to be like a...

00:44:20.000 I'd set up a foundation.

00:44:22.000 I'd set up a charity, a foundation.

00:44:24.000 But a charity, a training, like a school to train.

00:44:28.000 I'd set up schools like the way Andre Agassi did it in the inner cities and stuff.

00:44:33.000 Because you remember the shit that was going down with Michael Jackson's kids, Joey?

00:44:35.000 No.

00:44:36.000 Yeah, there was some shit where Michael Jackson's kid, his mom was missing.

00:44:39.000 Remember his mom was missing?

00:44:41.000 Oh, that's right.

00:44:41.000 She went to Arizona.

00:44:43.000 And the kids, they're having a hard time because everybody knows that they're in line to inherit that money.

00:44:51.000 Can you imagine you have that whole giant group of people, whoever has a vested interest in that, just hovering over that honeypot that is the Michael Jackson estate and seeing his kids.

00:45:02.000 His kids are going to get massive dinero.

00:45:05.000 Forget about a career.

00:45:06.000 Those kids, oh damn, Proctor cracked him with that left.

00:45:10.000 Proctor might win this even with that crazy hematomia.

00:45:13.000 Bro, so what we need to learn from this is you need to fake your death.

00:45:17.000 Start making some bank.

00:45:18.000 That's where the money's at, but you can't enjoy it.

00:45:21.000 It is an interesting question, though.

00:45:23.000 Like, what would you do?

00:45:23.000 How would you set things up?

00:45:24.000 Oh, he hurt him again!

00:45:26.000 Oh, he's messed up, man.

00:45:27.000 He's really fucked.

00:45:28.000 He's close.

00:45:29.000 That's it.

00:45:29.000 Damn, Joe Proctor with a mouse growing out of his head.

00:45:32.000 Let's do something else.

00:45:33.000 What did Tupac make last year?

00:45:35.000 What did Tupac make last year?

00:45:37.000 Jamie, what did Tupac make last year?

00:45:38.000 $3 million.

00:45:40.000 $3 million.

00:45:41.000 $75.

00:45:42.000 He made $75.

00:45:43.000 Over the course of his death, he's probably made a shitload.

00:45:46.000 Now, this is going to sound weird, but can they stick a needle in that and drain that?

00:45:50.000 Yeah, they're gonna have to drain it.

00:45:52.000 Is that what they do?

00:45:53.000 Yeah, when you don't drain blood like that and it pulls up, it calcifies.

00:45:57.000 That's when you get cauliflower here.

00:45:59.000 I've got a piece on my knuckle, man.

00:46:01.000 I got this one knuckle that hurts like hell every time I punch the bag.

00:46:04.000 It's because I cut myself, my knuckle, and then I taped it up, I wrapped it up, but blood got underneath it and it calcified.

00:46:12.000 It's weird.

00:46:13.000 It's this weird knot I have right on this knuckle, on this finger.

00:46:17.000 Whenever I hit the bag, it takes me two rounds before it stops hurting.

00:46:21.000 I have to numb it up, so I slap it in there until it numbs up.

00:46:24.000 Do you have any wrist problems?

00:46:25.000 Not anymore.

00:46:26.000 I have wrist problems.

00:46:27.000 I got some of that prolotherapy on my wrist.

00:46:30.000 I used to have a big wrist problem with this right wrist.

00:46:33.000 I hurt it kickboxing in 1989, and it was bad until 2002. Yeah, it fucked with me until I got prolo therapy.

00:46:44.000 I don't do anything for it.

00:46:46.000 Dude, prolo therapy is the shit.

00:46:47.000 I need to though.

00:46:48.000 So good.

00:46:48.000 I did it on my neck and it worked.

00:46:50.000 Oh, you did do it?

00:46:51.000 Yeah, prolo therapy.

00:46:52.000 I did it for three treatments and it worked.

00:46:54.000 For reals?

00:46:55.000 Yeah.

00:46:55.000 Prolo is great on anything.

00:46:57.000 I'll show you the place.

00:46:58.000 Anything where you got like tendon issues, ligament issues, I don't believe so.

00:47:02.000 My neck was bunched up, like really.

00:47:06.000 How long ago was this?

00:47:06.000 The point where I got an x-ray on it.

00:47:08.000 These are the injections that we're talking about?

00:47:10.000 Yeah.

00:47:10.000 The way I understand it.

00:47:11.000 Homeboys flew over to Germany?

00:47:12.000 No, no, [...

00:47:14.000 No, that's that shit.

00:47:14.000 Oh, that's that shit.

00:47:15.000 That's Regenikine.

00:47:16.000 Oh, that's what I'm looking for.

00:47:17.000 No, I'm good on the icy hot you're talking about.

00:47:20.000 Yeah, Regenikine's the shit.

00:47:21.000 I'm going tomorrow if you want to go with me.

00:47:23.000 Really?

00:47:23.000 Yeah, I'll tell you when we get off this thing.

00:47:25.000 You're doing it for your neck?

00:47:26.000 No, no, I'm doing it for my knee and my shoulder.

00:47:28.000 I'm doing it for any time something even bothers me a little.

00:47:30.000 You just go in there and just go in there.

00:47:31.000 Really?

00:47:31.000 And they just inject it?

00:47:32.000 I just take some blood.

00:47:33.000 Yeah, so far I've had my knee done, I've had my thoracic spine done twice, and I've had my cervical spine done once.

00:47:41.000 Wow.

00:47:41.000 I'm just going to have them give me the once.

00:47:42.000 People get mad at me, they're like, most people can't afford it, stop talking about it, it's a miracle cure.

00:47:47.000 What?

00:47:48.000 It's still a miracle cure.

00:47:49.000 Yeah.

00:47:49.000 Whatever it is, the shit is fantastic.

00:47:52.000 So what do they do?

00:47:52.000 What's the whole process?

00:47:54.000 The process, which I don't understand.

00:47:55.000 Look at Mike Dolce.

00:47:56.000 Look at Mike Dolce.

00:47:57.000 Looking all sexy.

00:47:58.000 I think Nisha's in this too.

00:47:59.000 They take blood out of your body and then they spin it in a centrifuge and heat it up.

00:48:05.000 And when you heat it up, it gives your blood a fever.

00:48:08.000 I'm obviously giving you a very layman's version of what happens.

00:48:11.000 But your body creates this anti-inflammatory response to that heat.

00:48:15.000 And then that's in the blood.

00:48:17.000 And it manifests itself as this yellow serum.

00:48:19.000 And they extract this yellow serum.

00:48:20.000 And they inject it directly into any area where you have inflammation.

00:48:24.000 Like if you have a knee inflammation, for me it was my back and my neck.

00:48:27.000 My neck, I had a bulging disc.

00:48:28.000 It completely fixed it.

00:48:29.000 Dang.

00:48:30.000 How long does the whole process take?

00:48:32.000 It took a while for me.

00:48:33.000 It took several months.

00:48:34.000 The injections, you space out.

00:48:37.000 I spaced them out.

00:48:37.000 I had two weeks worth, but then within three, four weeks afterwards, it felt good right away, but better over time as the anti-inflammation aspect of that blood serum slowly but surely brought down any injury that I had.

00:48:55.000 And then within months, it felt way better.

00:48:57.000 It's amazing.

00:48:59.000 I was having some problems with my knee.

00:49:01.000 Boom, shot it up.

00:49:02.000 Perfect.

00:49:02.000 Kicked the bag like a fucking werewolf now.

00:49:04.000 Dude, those kicks, I've shown everybody I know those kicks on Instagram.

00:49:08.000 Hanging in there in almost half a century.

00:49:11.000 Not bad.

00:49:12.000 47, those are some very hard kicks.

00:49:16.000 Joe Proctor.

00:49:17.000 Joe, let's get rid of that.

00:49:18.000 Can't wait for this minute.

00:49:20.000 Me neither, but what time?

00:49:21.000 I gotta get out of here by 8. Come on, man.

00:49:23.000 Where are you going, 8 o'clock?

00:49:24.000 Gotta do some little stand-up.

00:49:26.000 Just show up.

00:49:27.000 Well, this weekend it's West Palm Improv.

00:49:29.000 But, uh...

00:49:31.000 Sorry.

00:49:32.000 What, are you there every three weeks at the West Palm Improv?

00:49:33.000 I love it.

00:49:34.000 You're there every fucking three weeks.

00:49:35.000 I love Florida, though.

00:49:37.000 Fort Lauderdale, West Palm.

00:49:38.000 Don't you love Florida?

00:49:39.000 This is my favorite place to perform, probably, besides Canada.

00:49:41.000 They're wild.

00:49:42.000 Canada, yeah.

00:49:43.000 I love it.

00:49:46.000 So the next fight is Rick Story, motherfucker.

00:49:49.000 Oh, shit.

00:49:50.000 There you go.

00:49:51.000 See?

00:49:52.000 Story and Mafra up next.

00:49:54.000 This ain't a bad little fucking car on the Wednesday night.

00:49:56.000 And then Barboza and Dunham after that.

00:49:58.000 It's a fun fight.

00:49:59.000 And you've got to remember, guys, it's 1030 in the Atlantic City.

00:50:02.000 These are savages.

00:50:03.000 These motherfuckers don't give a fuck about work.

00:50:06.000 Look at the guy with the green shirt yelling, the Yankees!

00:50:09.000 That guy with the green shirt is yelling, the Yankees!

00:50:12.000 Go Yankees!

00:50:15.000 Fuck Anderson Silva!

00:50:17.000 Bring back Chael Sonnen and Brock Lesnar!

00:50:21.000 Have you guys seen this one white cat that keeps challenging these black heavyweight boxers?

00:50:26.000 Yeah.

00:50:28.000 He keeps getting the fuck beaten out of him.

00:50:31.000 He's a total troll.

00:50:32.000 But he's willing to put the gloves on and actually get in there.

00:50:34.000 He can box a little bit.

00:50:35.000 He got hit with a body shot last time.

00:50:37.000 He got dropped.

00:50:38.000 Who dropped him?

00:50:39.000 He got annihilated by this dude.

00:50:41.000 Some champ.

00:50:42.000 This guy's like Whatever.

00:50:43.000 Deontay Wilder beat the fuck out of him.

00:50:45.000 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

00:50:46.000 And then there's another guy who just did it recently.

00:50:48.000 I didn't know he did it again.

00:50:48.000 He kept sitting down.

00:50:49.000 He wouldn't even fight Deontay Wilder.

00:50:50.000 It's his thing.

00:50:51.000 Another guy did it.

00:50:52.000 He chased him out of the ring.

00:50:53.000 The guy ran out of the ring.

00:50:54.000 He dropped him, got him on the ground, kneed him in the face, and then beat him down while he was on the ground until everybody pulled him off.

00:51:00.000 Damn.

00:51:00.000 Yeah, he kneed him in the face.

00:51:01.000 Is he trying to be funny or is he just being a dick?

00:51:03.000 No, he's an insane person.

00:51:04.000 He thinks he's getting famous off of it.

00:51:06.000 He is.

00:51:06.000 I mean, we're talking about him.

00:51:08.000 Oh, boy.

00:51:09.000 He's an insane person.

00:51:10.000 He's not good.

00:51:11.000 He's not a healthy guy.

00:51:12.000 Poor fucker.

00:51:13.000 Just trying to...

00:51:14.000 Imagine wanting Deontay Wilder to punch you, too.

00:51:17.000 Jesus Christ.

00:51:18.000 That guy hits fucking hard.

00:51:20.000 Well, who's filming it?

00:51:21.000 He just brings his boy and he's like, yo, dog, you're gonna have to film this.

00:51:24.000 Most gyms I know, he would get beat up too.

00:51:26.000 I don't think he's filming it.

00:51:27.000 You think he's filming it?

00:51:28.000 I thought it was Wilders people.

00:51:29.000 No, he has a homeboy filming it for sure.

00:51:31.000 Because then how's he getting the footage and releasing all this stuff?

00:51:34.000 I didn't know he was releasing it.

00:51:36.000 I thought they were releasing it.

00:51:37.000 I don't think so.

00:51:38.000 I don't know.

00:51:38.000 Because otherwise, why would they keep it?

00:51:40.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:51:40.000 Why would they release that?

00:51:42.000 I don't know.

00:51:44.000 Because they just wanted to shell everybody.

00:51:45.000 This guy talks shit.

00:51:47.000 And then they beat his ass.

00:51:49.000 I don't know if he's...

00:51:50.000 I don't know who...

00:51:50.000 I'm just speculating right now.

00:51:52.000 I don't know who released it.

00:51:52.000 I'm just saying, I think he gets a homeboy who's down, too, and was like, yo, I need you to record this.

00:51:57.000 Hmm.

00:51:58.000 I don't know, man.

00:52:00.000 I got to see this.

00:52:01.000 Is it bad that I really want to see this?

00:52:03.000 No.

00:52:03.000 I really want to see this.

00:52:04.000 It looks like fun.

00:52:05.000 Let's all go.

00:52:06.000 He looks great.

00:52:07.000 Let's go see this, man.

00:52:07.000 Let's go see this on a huge screen.

00:52:09.000 I buy him as Hercules.

00:52:11.000 Me too.

00:52:12.000 As do I. I think that they need to redo Conan the Barbarian again.

00:52:15.000 That James Moma guy was awesome.

00:52:17.000 He's perfect.

00:52:18.000 He's the best Conan of all time, as far as the way he looks.

00:52:21.000 And we know from the Game of Thrones that he's fucking awesome if you give him a good script.

00:52:25.000 Yeah, man.

00:52:26.000 Please, somebody read it.

00:52:27.000 He's really good in Game of Thrones, man.

00:52:29.000 He was fantastic in the Game of Thrones, and he was the best Conan of all time.

00:52:33.000 I'm sorry, Arnold.

00:52:34.000 He was the most believable Conan.

00:52:35.000 I've never seen it, but Arnold's the best.

00:52:38.000 You ever seen him in person, though?

00:52:39.000 This is not true.

00:52:40.000 Johnny Mumar or whatever?

00:52:41.000 Yeah, I met him.

00:52:41.000 Giant man.

00:52:42.000 Huge.

00:52:43.000 I met him at the UFC. He's big?

00:52:45.000 Very big.

00:52:46.000 Samoan, man.

00:52:47.000 Very nice guy.

00:52:48.000 Hawaiian.

00:52:48.000 Is he Hawaiian?

00:52:49.000 Yeah.

00:52:50.000 But my point being...

00:52:51.000 Oh, see?

00:52:52.000 Look at that.

00:52:52.000 That's some rock shit.

00:52:53.000 He did some rock shit.

00:52:55.000 That's ridiculous.

00:52:56.000 Samson doesn't move like that, bro.

00:52:58.000 He doesn't raise his eyebrows.

00:52:59.000 But Momo was the perfect Conan.

00:53:01.000 The greatest Conan of all time.

00:53:03.000 No doubt.

00:53:03.000 Arnold Schwarzenegger pales in comparison.

00:53:06.000 Because Schwarzenegger was really good, but he was still Arnold, and he had the hair, and he had the beautiful muscles, it was very thick and vascular.

00:53:14.000 I read every Conan book, every Conan book, man.

00:53:17.000 I've come to by Krom.

00:53:19.000 Krom does not care.

00:53:20.000 He does not care who you are.

00:53:22.000 Krom is just Krom.

00:53:25.000 It was still Arnold, you know?

00:53:27.000 He still had that Austrian accent.

00:53:28.000 Like, why is his accent different?

00:53:31.000 What is Will Chamberlain doing in there?

00:53:33.000 What is he doing with that white broad?

00:53:42.000 Kane motherfucking Velasquez.

00:53:43.000 How was Conan?

00:53:44.000 Powerful brown pride.

00:53:46.000 Was it good or no?

00:53:47.000 No, it wasn't good.

00:53:48.000 It was decent.

00:53:50.000 It was decent up until about halfway in.

00:53:52.000 And then the ending was diggity diggity dog shit.

00:53:56.000 Unfortunately, because I wanted to love it.

00:53:57.000 Gotta have a good script.

00:53:59.000 MoMA guy's awesome.

00:54:00.000 I'm a huge fan of the original books, the Robert E. Howard books.

00:54:04.000 Great books.

00:54:04.000 Yeah, I have all of those.

00:54:05.000 I read all of them, man.

00:54:07.000 You like the Planet of the Apes movies?

00:54:08.000 I haven't seen it yet.

00:54:09.000 I haven't seen the new one.

00:54:10.000 I saw the new one.

00:54:10.000 It did really well.

00:54:12.000 A little too apey for me.

00:54:13.000 A little apey.

00:54:13.000 A little too apey.

00:54:14.000 That's my kind of movie, though, bro.

00:54:15.000 I would assume you would like it.

00:54:17.000 A lot of apes.

00:54:17.000 I'm scared.

00:54:18.000 A little too apey for me.

00:54:18.000 I want to watch it when there's not as many people in the seats so I can fucking spask out a little.

00:54:24.000 It's a good movie, though.

00:54:24.000 It was well done, for sure.

00:54:26.000 It's good.

00:54:27.000 CGI, son.

00:54:28.000 They can do some shit these days.

00:54:30.000 They can do some shit.

00:54:31.000 They really can.

00:54:32.000 That's why they had to remake Godzilla, even though they didn't even have a plot.

00:54:35.000 They're like, fuck it.

00:54:36.000 Look what we can do.

00:54:37.000 What happens?

00:54:38.000 They fight?

00:54:39.000 It's Japan?

00:54:39.000 Shut up.

00:54:40.000 Make the fucking movie.

00:54:41.000 But we have to have a plot.

00:54:43.000 Ah, we'll get to that.

00:54:44.000 This is what I want Godzilla to do.

00:54:46.000 I want him to open up another monster's face and shit down his neck.

00:54:50.000 What is this movie?

00:54:52.000 Guardians of the Galaxy?

00:54:53.000 Is this a comedy?

00:54:54.000 It's a Marvel Comics series from the 80s.

00:54:57.000 There's a fucking raccoon.

00:54:59.000 How am I supposed to take that seriously?

00:55:00.000 I will 100% be there to see that movie.

00:55:03.000 It was like right after Star Wars when everybody was doing these star things.

00:55:07.000 Yeah, but that's a raccoon.

00:55:08.000 They came up with Guardians of the Galaxy.

00:55:09.000 Can't have a raccoon.

00:55:10.000 Oh, this fight, son.

00:55:12.000 I can't wait.

00:55:13.000 This fight, son.

00:55:14.000 Matt Brown and Robbie Lawler.

00:55:16.000 Can't wait.

00:55:17.000 He's so tough.

00:55:18.000 Is that San Jose?

00:55:20.000 Yes.

00:55:21.000 So I'm gonna be there.

00:55:22.000 That's on Fox, son.

00:55:23.000 Matt Brown is so rough.

00:55:24.000 This fight is gonna be fucking fantastic.

00:55:32.000 Can't wait for this fucking fight.

00:55:34.000 I got Lawler.

00:55:36.000 You know me, I never make picks.

00:55:38.000 If I was betting, I got Lawler.

00:55:40.000 I think the styles clash.

00:55:43.000 You might be right.

00:55:44.000 He just keeps coming, man.

00:55:45.000 But I don't know, man.

00:55:46.000 He just keeps coming.

00:55:47.000 He might be wrong, too.

00:55:50.000 I'll tell you what, I'll watch that dude fight anybody he wants to fight.

00:55:53.000 Matt Brown?

00:55:54.000 Yeah, both of them.

00:55:55.000 Robbie Lawler, too.

00:55:56.000 He's a psycho.

00:55:57.000 Look at him.

00:55:58.000 Psycho.

00:55:59.000 Psycho.

00:56:01.000 Dead eyes.

00:56:02.000 Dude.

00:56:02.000 Dead eyes.

00:56:03.000 Well, he's calm as fuck when he gets in there, man.

00:56:05.000 I'll tell you what, when he was fighting Jake Ellenberger, I've never seen a dude legitimately smile because he was having a good time the way I've seen Robbie.

00:56:12.000 It's a very bizarre smile.

00:56:14.000 Real psycho.

00:56:15.000 He got taken down by Ellenberger and he had this juicy smile on his face like, he wants to take me down.

00:56:22.000 Yeah, he's a beast.

00:56:23.000 And then he got back up, good butterfly guard, got back up to his feet, just dropping bombs.

00:56:28.000 This is going to be sick.

00:56:29.000 And Ellenberger came after him in the third.

00:56:31.000 Ellenberger was down.

00:56:32.000 Did better in the third.

00:56:33.000 He was down on the cards, came after him.

00:56:35.000 But man, Robbie Lawer's a motherfucker right now.

00:56:38.000 Right now he's always been great.

00:56:40.000 He's also the hardest hitter at 170, I think.

00:56:42.000 One of them.

00:56:43.000 He's right up there.

00:56:44.000 He's up there.

00:56:45.000 You can't discount Hendricks.

00:56:46.000 You can't discount Woodley.

00:56:48.000 You can't discount Lombard.

00:56:50.000 Lombard can crack!

00:56:52.000 For sure, but if you look at who has more knockouts than all those guys you mentioned.

00:56:55.000 More fights, too, though.

00:56:56.000 But still, more knockouts at a higher level.

00:56:58.000 Well, Lombard, you know what, did a lot of his fighting at 185, where I think he was just outmasked by a lot of people.

00:57:04.000 I think at 170, you're going to see Lombard put some serious hurt on a lot of dudes.

00:57:09.000 Bro, Lombard is huge.

00:57:11.000 Lombard made me feel bad about myself.

00:57:13.000 He is genius.

00:57:15.000 He's jacked.

00:57:15.000 Yeah, he is.

00:57:16.000 Super jacked.

00:57:17.000 You know who's even more jacked than him?

00:57:18.000 Yoel Romero.

00:57:19.000 Yep.

00:57:20.000 You see Yoel Romero and you go, okay, what am I? Am I a little boy?

00:57:23.000 I know.

00:57:23.000 It's a cartoon.

00:57:24.000 And they trained together.

00:57:25.000 I'm not even a man.

00:57:26.000 He's a superhero.

00:57:27.000 He's a superhero.

00:57:29.000 If I was training, I'd be like, shut up, give me the picture.

00:57:30.000 No, I'm cool, man.

00:57:31.000 I'll give you the next one.

00:57:32.000 That's right.

00:57:32.000 You'll never see me.

00:57:33.000 My daughter has a waist that's only slightly smaller than Yoel Romero's.

00:57:37.000 For real?

00:57:38.000 And his body blooms out to this fucking triangle like a pterodactyl.

00:57:44.000 Yeah.

00:57:44.000 It's crazy.

00:57:45.000 The only person who's as ridiculous with his shape is Phil Davis.

00:57:50.000 True.

00:57:50.000 Phil Davis has the most ridiculous width.

00:57:54.000 Yeah.

00:57:55.000 Ridiculous.

00:57:55.000 Like Tommy Hearn style for a 205 pounder.

00:57:58.000 Yo, Ramirez is so freaky.

00:57:59.000 He's such a stud.

00:58:01.000 He's unbelievable stud.

00:58:01.000 Did they give Phil a fight yet?

00:58:02.000 I do not know.

00:58:04.000 I don't know either.

00:58:05.000 I don't think so.

00:58:05.000 I do not know.

00:58:06.000 I don't know.

00:58:07.000 One of the good guys for sure.

00:58:09.000 Great guy.

00:58:10.000 Great guy.

00:58:10.000 He's a really nice guy.

00:58:11.000 That Rumble Johnson fight was a tough fight for him.

00:58:14.000 Bad matchup, man.

00:58:15.000 Horrible matchup.

00:58:15.000 Also, he's doing a lot of talking about Jon Jones leading up to that fight.

00:58:19.000 Like, trying to hype up a Jon Jones fight if he wins.

00:58:22.000 If you do that, here's the problem.

00:58:24.000 You have to win if you do that.

00:58:24.000 You have to win.

00:58:25.000 And dominate.

00:58:26.000 Because if you don't win, people get really upset with you.

00:58:29.000 And they have a reason to point at you.

00:58:32.000 Like, hey, he wasn't even paying attention to Jon Jones.

00:58:35.000 He overlooked him.

00:58:36.000 He looked past Phil Davis.

00:58:38.000 Looked past him.

00:58:39.000 You can't look past Rumble at 205. He's fucking terrifying.

00:58:43.000 Yes.

00:58:44.000 I just think Phil Davis overall is a better fighter, just style-wise.

00:58:49.000 There's going to be a bigger nightmare problem-wise matchup than Anthony Rumble-Johnson.

00:58:55.000 He might be a better fighter than what Anthony Johnson used to be.

00:58:58.000 I don't know if he's a better fighter than Anthony Johnson now.

00:59:00.000 Because Anthony Johnson now is something...

00:59:02.000 He's really coming into his own.

00:59:04.000 If you watch the fight with Orlovsky...

00:59:06.000 Yo, he beat the fuck out of our loss.

00:59:07.000 Broke his jaw.

00:59:08.000 Broke his jaw, dropped him.

00:59:10.000 He looked sensational.

00:59:11.000 For sure.

00:59:11.000 And that was at heavyweight.

00:59:13.000 Well, he walks around at 170. Well, he's a natural heavyweight, almost.

00:59:18.000 Yeah, almost.

00:59:19.000 He fights at 170. Almost.

00:59:20.000 Or tried.

00:59:20.000 Yeah.

00:59:21.000 But now he's down to 205. My point being that he's just a monstro.

00:59:25.000 Straight monster.

00:59:26.000 He's a monstro.

00:59:27.000 Monster.

00:59:28.000 How about him versus Glover?

00:59:30.000 Him versus Glover would be a sick fight.

00:59:32.000 I love that fight.

00:59:33.000 You're welcome, Joseph.

00:59:34.000 That's what I want to say.

00:59:35.000 That's the fight I want to say.

00:59:35.000 But I told you he's going to have a hard time with Rogerio.

00:59:38.000 Him and Rogerio is going to be a war.

00:59:40.000 I think so, too.

00:59:41.000 But who knows?

00:59:42.000 It might not be.

00:59:42.000 He might clip him.

00:59:44.000 With that power at 205. Could be.

00:59:46.000 Rogerio might clip him, too, man.

00:59:47.000 Anything can happen.

00:59:49.000 Hojiri, watch that fight with Rashad Evans.

00:59:51.000 The only thing to worry about Hojiri is he pulled out with a back injury.

00:59:54.000 He's been doing it forever, man.

00:59:56.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:59:57.000 When you hear a guy say he had a back injury, like, man, back injuries are tricky.

01:00:02.000 Like, Lundberg's going through a herniated disc.

01:00:05.000 Matt Brown went through a herniated disc.

01:00:08.000 Like, when you start going through those, man, a lot of those fucking come back.

01:00:12.000 Shane Carlin had to retire because of it.

01:00:14.000 Yeah, he suffered from it the entire time I knew him.

01:00:17.000 Like, knee shit, man.

01:00:18.000 Knee shit sucks, but you can get an ACL reconstructed and a year later you're good to go.

01:00:23.000 Once your fucking spine starts giving out in certain spots...

01:00:27.000 You do rehab, you strengthen it up, but the problem with a lot of these guys is, look, I've had a chance to take, obviously I'm older so I don't recover as quickly, but I've had a chance to take a full year off of jiu-jitsu.

01:00:39.000 I only trained once in the last year.

01:00:40.000 I only rolled once.

01:00:41.000 But, during that time, I did nothing but strength and conditioning, nothing but kettlebells, nothing but...

01:00:47.000 Like, no yanking on my neck, no nothing, so now, like, everything is healed up strong, and everything's really good.

01:00:53.000 But most guys who are fighting don't have that opportunity, man.

01:00:56.000 They're back in the gym a couple months later, and you're gonna have to work through some shit.

01:01:01.000 Like, I talked to Matt Serra after Matt Serra fucked up his back before he had a rematch with GSP. I go, what did you do about your back?

01:01:07.000 Because you fucked your back up pretty bad.

01:01:09.000 He's like, bro, I couldn't fucking move.

01:01:11.000 He was talking about holding on to his back.

01:01:13.000 It was at the end of training, he was demonstrating a move, and then something just gave out, and he was just in insane, extreme agony.

01:01:21.000 So they give him an epidural.

01:01:23.000 You know, an epidural just takes the pain away.

01:01:25.000 Just numbs it.

01:01:25.000 Takes the pain away.

01:01:27.000 And, you know, X amount of months later, he's fighting GSP in Canada for the title.

01:01:32.000 You know, when you start having, like, guys come back from them.

01:01:36.000 They come back from back injuries.

01:01:37.000 But you've got to be super careful you don't make that thing a chronic issue.

01:01:40.000 Yeah.

01:01:41.000 Super careful.

01:01:42.000 A nerve, spinal cord, kind of.

01:01:43.000 Mm-hmm.

01:01:44.000 I was reading about Benji Radek the other day because I used to be a fan of, well, I still am, a fan of Benji Radek.

01:01:50.000 He fought in the IFL. He was a good fighter.

01:01:52.000 Strike force, yeah.

01:01:53.000 Mm-hmm.

01:01:53.000 Good fighter.

01:01:54.000 And he had an issue with his neck.

01:01:56.000 And it was so bad that his pectoral muscle just deflated down to the bone.

01:02:01.000 His triceps and his pec.

01:02:03.000 That's from nerve damage?

01:02:04.000 Yep.

01:02:05.000 Just went down to the bone.

01:02:06.000 Jesus.

01:02:07.000 Yeah.

01:02:07.000 Can you imagine that?

01:02:08.000 Jesus.

01:02:08.000 And so he had an operation.

01:02:10.000 He had to get...

01:02:11.000 When that happens...

01:02:11.000 Did it come back, though?

01:02:12.000 Yeah.

01:02:13.000 He came...

01:02:13.000 I don't know to what extent, whether it was 100%, but it certainly came back slightly, at least.

01:02:18.000 But when you have that, you have a brief window.

01:02:21.000 When you start getting severe atrophy...

01:02:23.000 To anybody out there, this is really important because it happened to a friend of mine recently, one of Eddie's black belts.

01:02:28.000 He had a neck issue.

01:02:29.000 His arm had atrophied.

01:02:31.000 By the time he got to the doctor, the doctor was like, you've got to go into surgery.

01:02:33.000 You have to get that opened up.

01:02:35.000 You can't allow it to go this far.

01:02:36.000 And they can fix it, though?

01:02:37.000 No, that's what the doctor said.

01:02:39.000 He atrophied so much.

01:02:40.000 He's like, the odds of this coming back 100% are pretty small.

01:02:44.000 He waited too long.

01:02:45.000 He waited many months of it being completely atrophied.

01:02:48.000 Where he's got one arm that's like bigger than the other arm, you know?

01:02:51.000 And the doctor's like, your nerves are shut off.

01:02:54.000 And the problem is when there's long-term impingement like that...

01:02:57.000 The nerves die, right?

01:02:58.000 They die.

01:02:59.000 They don't come back.

01:03:00.000 And whatever you do get back is like really slow.

01:03:03.000 So for sure wouldn't take that surgery.

01:03:06.000 I guess you've got nothing to lose.

01:03:07.000 No, you've got to take that surgery to open up the area where the nerves are.

01:03:11.000 What they do is they go into your column where the nerves are and they open it up so that your nerves have more room, so they're not impinged upon.

01:03:22.000 I think they call it a discectomy.

01:03:23.000 They cut some of the disc away, the impinging disc.

01:03:27.000 What is that when they say I have degenerate discs?

01:03:31.000 That's what it is.

01:03:32.000 It's from impacts.

01:03:32.000 Your discs get smaller and more smooshed.

01:03:35.000 Because they're a spongy material.

01:03:37.000 Yes.

01:03:37.000 And the way to combat that is, first of all, stretching and yoga are huge.

01:03:41.000 Spinal decompression is another one that's really good.

01:03:44.000 Spinal decompression is big.

01:03:45.000 Like those things that people do where they hang by their ankles.

01:03:48.000 Inversion tables.

01:03:49.000 Yeah, those are great.

01:03:51.000 I love them.

01:03:52.000 And I was showing Brendan this one that I do with a kettlebell.

01:03:54.000 Where you hang off the thing?

01:03:56.000 Joe is super, real quick, Joe is super flexible.

01:03:59.000 Yes, he is.

01:03:59.000 Crazy flexible.

01:04:00.000 You're kind of weirdly flexible.

01:04:02.000 It's not weird.

01:04:03.000 One time we had a meeting and we were talking about doing a show together.

01:04:06.000 And in front of these executives, he grabs both his ankles and pulls his feet straight up sitting on a couch.

01:04:12.000 Do you remember that?

01:04:14.000 I'd never seen him before, literally.

01:04:16.000 I'd never seen him before.

01:04:17.000 I was like, what the fuck is he doing?

01:04:19.000 And everybody kind of was like, oh, that's pretty good.

01:04:21.000 I was like, no.

01:04:22.000 It's a way to get things started.

01:04:24.000 Literally went, took both his legs, like the way a porn chick would do it, and just went, and I was like, I'm flexible.

01:04:29.000 And the guy, finally there was like a pause, and the guy goes, how do you do that?

01:04:32.000 He goes, I've just been doing martial arts my whole life.

01:04:33.000 My body grew around it.

01:04:35.000 Grew around it.

01:04:35.000 I was like, alright, well, good meeting.

01:04:37.000 I don't remember what the meeting was about.

01:04:39.000 It was with Eric Tannenbaum and some other people and it was about us doing a TV show.

01:04:44.000 What year was this?

01:04:46.000 That was probably 98 or 99. Story is throwing some heat.

01:04:52.000 Yeah, Rich Story is a fucking brute He's a thick kid.

01:04:56.000 Yeah, he's a brute.

01:04:57.000 And he's team takedown, right?

01:04:59.000 He's training with Hendrix and crew?

01:05:01.000 I don't think so.

01:05:01.000 No, I don't think so.

01:05:03.000 Oh, no, right?

01:05:04.000 He's Brave Legion.

01:05:05.000 Oh, shit!

01:05:07.000 Oh, shit!

01:05:10.000 He landed a hard left on Mafra.

01:05:12.000 Mafra's a little shaky.

01:05:16.000 Yeah, he has the lab on his trunk, so that's with Ben Henderson and John Crouch in Arizona.

01:05:21.000 Nice.

01:05:21.000 That's a good spot.

01:05:23.000 Great spot.

01:05:23.000 I love John Crouch.

01:05:24.000 Me too, man.

01:05:25.000 Big fan.

01:05:26.000 Big fan of Henderson, too.

01:05:28.000 They're producing some good fighters, man.

01:05:31.000 I like what they did with Alex Caceres.

01:05:33.000 You know, he lost to...

01:05:35.000 Uriah.

01:05:35.000 To Uriah Faber, but he did a great job.

01:05:37.000 It was a good fight.

01:05:38.000 Tough fight for him.

01:05:39.000 Very tough fight for him.

01:05:40.000 He was in over his head, but that's a learning fight.

01:05:43.000 You know, Uriah Faber didn't even start in the WEC until he was a year older than Caceres is now.

01:05:50.000 Yeah, tough fight.

01:05:51.000 The amount of experience Uriah has on his side.

01:05:53.000 How old is Uriah now?

01:05:54.000 36, I believe.

01:05:56.000 I want to say 35, 36. How old is he?

01:05:59.000 You might be right.

01:06:00.000 I know Mitrione just turned 36, too.

01:06:02.000 His birthday was yesterday.

01:06:03.000 Shout out to Matt Mitrione.

01:06:04.000 Happy birthday, Big Matt.

01:06:05.000 Holla, Meathead.

01:06:08.000 Meathead's fighting that Lewis cat now.

01:06:10.000 Huh?

01:06:10.000 You see that, Joe?

01:06:11.000 Was he fighting?

01:06:12.000 Oh, that big black dude.

01:06:13.000 They were talking shit to each other.

01:06:14.000 Oh, shit.

01:06:15.000 Yeah, Matt, for whatever reason, when in the crowd, he stood up.

01:06:18.000 Derek Lewis?

01:06:19.000 Yeah, I kept giving Derek Lewis the throat slash.

01:06:21.000 Oh, really?

01:06:22.000 And Derek said that, so they're fighting?

01:06:24.000 What do you think about that?

01:06:25.000 I think Matt destroys them.

01:06:26.000 Yeah, he's got to be minding his P's and Q's in the standing position.

01:06:31.000 Mitrione?

01:06:31.000 No, Mitrione can crack!

01:06:33.000 Oh, yeah.

01:06:34.000 He can crack!

01:06:35.000 A kid who played in the NFL for six years, Southpaw?

01:06:37.000 Yeah, he's fast.

01:06:38.000 And his speed?

01:06:39.000 What?

01:06:40.000 He's fast, dude.

01:06:41.000 Watch that Kimbo Slice fight.

01:06:42.000 Everybody needs to watch that fight.

01:06:43.000 If you forget what Mitrione can do, if you stand in front of him...

01:06:47.000 That inside leg kick from the right hand stance when he fights southpaw, he throws that snapping inside leg kick and a nasty right hook.

01:06:55.000 Boom!

01:06:56.000 I think Lewis is in trouble.

01:06:58.000 I think it's too much for Lewis right now.

01:06:59.000 Well, it's a big assignment.

01:07:01.000 But I'll tell you what, man.

01:07:02.000 Lewis can bang.

01:07:03.000 He hits hard.

01:07:04.000 Heavy hands, for sure.

01:07:05.000 Heavy!

01:07:06.000 That ground and pound is ferocious.

01:07:08.000 Giant, giant man.

01:07:09.000 Ferocious.

01:07:10.000 Rick Story working that arm triangle.

01:07:11.000 Arm triangle.

01:07:12.000 Arm triangle.

01:07:13.000 Arm triangle.

01:07:14.000 Oh, yeah.

01:07:14.000 Keep that head there, son.

01:07:15.000 Oh, yeah.

01:07:16.000 Nope.

01:07:17.000 Lost the arm position.

01:07:20.000 So hard.

01:07:22.000 Rick Story can bang, man.

01:07:24.000 I was so impressed with him taking all those shots from Calvin Gaslam and then catching him with that right hand.

01:07:30.000 Because Calvin was on fire in that fight.

01:07:33.000 Up until the point when Rick dropped him.

01:07:37.000 There's a guy who needs to get his diet in order.

01:07:40.000 Bro.

01:07:41.000 Yeah, if that's one thing UFC don't mess with, miss him weight.

01:07:45.000 Yeah.

01:07:45.000 Nothing drives him more nuts than that.

01:07:46.000 Well, he missed it the last time, and before that he barely made it on the undercard of the Hendricks fight.

01:07:51.000 Barely made it.

01:07:52.000 This is the second time.

01:07:53.000 What do you get fined for that?

01:07:54.000 Kelvin Gaslam.

01:07:55.000 20%, I think?

01:07:56.000 20% of your purse goes to your opponent if you don't make the weight.

01:07:59.000 Ooh.

01:07:59.000 Rick Story, which, yeah, beautiful use of the leg to keep his opponent down.

01:08:03.000 He's just stronger, man.

01:08:05.000 He's very strong.

01:08:06.000 He came into 10th Planet one night and submitted everybody.

01:08:08.000 Did he really?

01:08:09.000 Yeah, he was strangling dudes.

01:08:11.000 Strangling dudes.

01:08:12.000 Putting arm triangles on dudes.

01:08:13.000 Black belts and everybody?

01:08:14.000 Well, I don't think there was any black belts there at the time, but good guys.

01:08:17.000 I don't remember who it was that he rolled with, but I remember Eddie was saying, dude, this guy is strong.

01:08:22.000 And this was before he fought.

01:08:24.000 He was fighting in the UFC, I want to say it was about four years ago, three years ago.

01:08:30.000 He probably walks at 200 pounds, right?

01:08:31.000 He's a big boy.

01:08:32.000 He's a big boy.

01:08:35.000 Got an interesting style.

01:08:36.000 A lot of body punches.

01:08:37.000 Remember, he's supposed to fight Nate Markhart and then Nate, whatever, didn't get cleared because of supplement issues, testosterone issues.

01:08:44.000 So then they put in Charlie Brenneman and then Story had all that hype before that and Charlie Brenneman goes in there and beats him.

01:08:51.000 Well, you know what?

01:08:51.000 That's a weird fight.

01:08:52.000 Kind of killed it.

01:08:52.000 When it's the day of the fight, and they change your opponent, and you're the main fight of the night, and you've been preparing for this dude who's a wicked striker, and you think you're going to be doing some striking, and then all of a sudden Brenneman is going for ankle picks and fucking hanging on your legs, and you're just not prepared for that.

01:09:07.000 It's tough, man.

01:09:08.000 Yeah.

01:09:09.000 But then what do you do?

01:09:09.000 If you're Rick Story, you're like, nah, man, I'm not taking it.

01:09:12.000 You can't do that.

01:09:13.000 Nope.

01:09:13.000 You're going to be fired.

01:09:14.000 Send it up your pool pool, son.

01:09:17.000 Straight up.

01:09:18.000 Who's Nate fighting against?

01:09:19.000 Do we know?

01:09:20.000 Well, not only that, if you're a guy like Rick Story and you're favored above Charlie Brenneman, you're supposed to think you're going to win that fight anyway, right?

01:09:28.000 He just was not prepared for that style, which shows you how important game planning is for specific fighters when it comes to specific opponents.

01:09:36.000 He's training for a guy like Marquardt, and you better best believe that back when he was training for Marquardt, everybody was scared of Marquardt.

01:09:45.000 Marquardt was a motherfucker then, and he was a motherfucker at 185. Even though he lost to Chael Sonnen, he was still throwing bombs from his back, throwing elbows, and still dangerous to the very end.

01:09:58.000 Knocked out...

01:09:59.000 He knocked out Marvin Kampman.

01:10:01.000 Knocked out Woodley at 170. That was afterwards, actually.

01:10:07.000 Oh, that's true.

01:10:08.000 That was after he got kicked out of the UFC. He got cut, went to Strikeforce, won the belt.

01:10:12.000 Knocked out Marvin Kampman.

01:10:13.000 He is an absolute monster.

01:10:16.000 Yeah, he's a monster.

01:10:17.000 Knocked out Damien Maia with one punch.

01:10:19.000 Countered his leg kick.

01:10:20.000 Boom!

01:10:21.000 He was doing a flying knee or something.

01:10:23.000 Took Tally's ladies and put them on his back and pounded them for three rounds.

01:10:26.000 Yeah, he's beating some fucking...

01:10:28.000 Wilson Govea beat him down.

01:10:31.000 Nate Marquardt at 185 was a motherfucker.

01:10:33.000 Back at 85. Beat James Tahuna.

01:10:35.000 He looked good.

01:10:36.000 I think the way he cuts is too much, man.

01:10:39.000 Would you say?

01:10:39.000 The way he cuts is just too much.

01:10:41.000 For Tahuna?

01:10:41.000 For Nate.

01:10:42.000 I think Nate is just like...

01:10:43.000 Oh, at 70?

01:10:44.000 No.

01:10:44.000 It's just too hard.

01:10:45.000 I mean, he did it with Woodley, but man...

01:10:48.000 He fought at 185 for so long, and he was really good at that weight.

01:10:51.000 He's always going to have a hard time with the wrestlers.

01:10:54.000 When you get an elite-level wrestler, like a guy like Chael, they can put you on your back.

01:10:58.000 Yeah, that Chael fight, he just went in with a horrible game plan.

01:11:01.000 He was doing something the entire camp, then the day of, a certain coach told him to do something, and there was this flying knee, and you need to land power shots, so that's why he was getting taken down.

01:11:11.000 I wonder if Cheo would tell everybody, if he got popped with EPO, I want to know how long you've been taking that stuff for.

01:11:20.000 He'd probably tell you, that was the first time I ever tried it.

01:11:23.000 Ever, man.

01:11:23.000 Here's the funniest thing.

01:11:24.000 It was the day before, and you'd believe him.

01:11:26.000 You'd talk to him and be like, damn, you might be right, dog.

01:11:28.000 I've never tried it before.

01:11:30.000 Somebody told me how to try it.

01:11:31.000 I tried to figure, when's this going to be out of my system?

01:11:33.000 They said three weeks.

01:11:33.000 I said, I'm fine.

01:11:35.000 So I took it.

01:11:36.000 There's my luck.

01:11:37.000 Don't ever cheat.

01:11:38.000 Where is he?

01:11:39.000 He got caught with a bunch of stuff.

01:11:40.000 Have we heard from him?

01:11:41.000 He's fighting in Metamorris.

01:11:42.000 He has a match in Metamorris.

01:11:43.000 He's got a jiu-jitsu match.

01:11:45.000 But he lost his job on Fox, man.

01:11:47.000 He was the best they had.

01:11:48.000 That's so harsh to me.

01:11:49.000 Well, it doesn't mean he lost it forever.

01:11:51.000 It means he lost it for now.

01:11:53.000 He's so good.

01:11:54.000 What Chael should do is...

01:11:57.000 He had a book, right?

01:11:58.000 He does have a book, right?

01:12:00.000 I don't know.

01:12:01.000 Didn't he put out a book?

01:12:02.000 I hope he did before this came out.

01:12:03.000 Put out another one.

01:12:05.000 Just put out another one.

01:12:06.000 Do it like Lance Armstrong, dawg.

01:12:08.000 Do it like Lance Armstrong.

01:12:09.000 Yeah, but Chael's different in that he never lied about it for long periods of time.

01:12:13.000 He sued people.

01:12:15.000 But it is kind of funny that he was talking shit about Lance Armstrong.

01:12:18.000 Yeah, about Lance Armstrong.

01:12:21.000 Rick Story working on that left arm, by the way.

01:12:25.000 He's got a good Kimura, man.

01:12:26.000 He's got a good Kimura.

01:12:27.000 The dude's gonna roll.

01:12:27.000 Give up the back.

01:12:29.000 Oh, beautiful transition to the mount.

01:12:31.000 Look how smooth that was, man.

01:12:33.000 That was like lightning.

01:12:36.000 Big story is just too much for this guy.

01:12:38.000 It's just too strong.

01:12:39.000 That was beautiful.

01:12:40.000 That mount was textbook.

01:12:42.000 John Crouch.

01:12:45.000 Triangle.

01:12:45.000 Arm triangle.

01:12:46.000 Here it is.

01:12:47.000 Oh boy.

01:12:47.000 Yeah, this is what I was talking about.

01:12:48.000 This is what he has.

01:12:49.000 It's really good.

01:12:50.000 He's a beast at this.

01:12:51.000 The left arm is going to stay fine.

01:12:53.000 Oh, nicey.

01:12:54.000 Nice.

01:12:55.000 Nice.

01:12:56.000 Homeboy should be rolling away from it.

01:12:57.000 Yeah, that's a wrap.

01:12:58.000 See, they roll into it.

01:12:59.000 That's a wrap.

01:13:00.000 Beautiful.

01:13:01.000 Great jiu-jitsu.

01:13:02.000 Yeah, that's what he has.

01:13:03.000 He's got a vicious arm triangle.

01:13:06.000 There's nothing poor about Chael Sonnen, man.

01:13:09.000 He did what he did.

01:13:10.000 He got busted.

01:13:10.000 I know.

01:13:10.000 He's a buddy.

01:13:11.000 He just sucks, man.

01:13:12.000 He's a buddy of everybody.

01:13:14.000 I love that guy.

01:13:14.000 He did great things for the UFC, but then again, he did bad things for the UFC. So, it negated.

01:13:19.000 It's right down the fucking middle.

01:13:21.000 He did good things for the UFC, but then he did bad things for the fucking UFC. He probably did a lot more good than, you know.

01:13:27.000 Look at this fucking dilemma.

01:13:29.000 A lot of guys are doing what he did.

01:13:30.000 And it's not just him.

01:13:31.000 They keep busting these people.

01:13:33.000 Hey, I'm not a fighter.

01:13:34.000 It's got to be fucking...

01:13:36.000 You know, I gotta ask you something.

01:13:37.000 Herschel Walker was on the phone with Goldberg, and Goldberg asked him what's tougher, MMA training or football training, you know?

01:13:46.000 And he said, actually, MMA training.

01:13:48.000 Oh, yeah, by far.

01:13:49.000 And it's so funny how, you know, and football, you got those, you know, August is a motherfucker in football.

01:13:56.000 You have five weeks.

01:13:57.000 August is a motherfucker.

01:13:58.000 But even now in the NFL, you can't do two two-a-days in a row anymore.

01:14:01.000 No more?

01:14:02.000 No, the new players, they create it because they say it's too much on the guys.

01:14:06.000 So now if you have a two-a-day, the next day is either a light day or an off day.

01:14:11.000 That's smart.

01:14:12.000 You know, all that toughness training idea that people had in their head, they're just over-training motherfuckers.

01:14:17.000 Just over-training motherfuckers, breaking joints, fucking up backs, messing up necks.

01:14:23.000 A lot of the injuries didn't have to take place.

01:14:25.000 It's amazing how even after, I read the book The Punch.

01:14:29.000 The Punch is about when the guy punched Rudy Tomjanovich in basketball in 1978. After that punch, road teams, you're not allowed to play no more than two basketball road teams a week.

01:14:42.000 Yeah.

01:14:43.000 Like, little things.

01:14:44.000 They realized that it was too much on players.

01:14:47.000 Too much stress.

01:14:47.000 So one thing they stopped after that punch was no more, because they explained in the book, what people don't know is in those days they flew commercial.

01:14:57.000 Yeah.

01:14:58.000 So they've got to fly the late flight out, and here they fly it in.

01:15:01.000 Yeah, it's not easy.

01:15:02.000 They can't have it on the airport.

01:15:04.000 You're not getting sleep.

01:15:05.000 So that's what they stop.

01:15:07.000 So it's little things like that that make adjustments.

01:15:10.000 But in MMA, going through a training camp, people ask this, well, what if some freak, what if Vernon Davis, who's just this freak tied in for the 49ers, what if he decided to do MMA? He's such a good athlete.

01:15:22.000 Man, I'm telling you, when you're going through an eight-week camp and you're doing two days and three days for eight weeks, no one's signing up for that, man.

01:15:29.000 No.

01:15:30.000 No one's like, what?

01:15:30.000 No, it's a different type of bird.

01:15:33.000 Yeah, and the difference between getting hit and not getting hit are so gigantic.

01:15:38.000 The difference between being an athlete where you never get hit by anything, and then being an athlete where another man is beating your ass.

01:15:45.000 Not only that, and you're going to get your ass beat in training.

01:15:48.000 Everyone's getting their ass beat.

01:15:49.000 Listen, if you're at a high level, you're not going playing grab ass in Orange County at the beach in Newport with some rich dudes.

01:15:57.000 You're looking for the baddest guys in the world, and you're saying, I want you to try and whip my ass.

01:16:01.000 Every day.

01:16:03.000 Test your chin.

01:16:04.000 I'm going to miss this main card.

01:16:06.000 Bitch, you ain't going anywhere.

01:16:07.000 You ain't going shit.

01:16:07.000 What is this show you're doing?

01:16:09.000 Where's your spot at?

01:16:10.000 I have to.

01:16:11.000 I'm closing it.

01:16:12.000 Get out of here.

01:16:12.000 What time does it start?

01:16:14.000 Eight.

01:16:14.000 Where is it at?

01:16:15.000 My set is at 8.55.

01:16:17.000 Your set is fine.

01:16:19.000 Don't worry about it.

01:16:19.000 Don't say that.

01:16:20.000 Where's your show at?

01:16:21.000 I'm fine.

01:16:22.000 Down at the West Side Comedy.

01:16:24.000 Oh, you didn't even want to go there.

01:16:25.000 Don't go there.

01:16:26.000 Well, I have to.

01:16:27.000 Downtown?

01:16:27.000 Jesus Christ.

01:16:28.000 No, no, no.

01:16:28.000 Nothing at night.

01:16:29.000 No, Santa Monica.

01:16:29.000 There's vampires.

01:16:30.000 Santa Monica?

01:16:31.000 You're in no danger.

01:16:32.000 Even if you leave now, you're not going to make it, so forget it.

01:16:34.000 Yeah, stay here.

01:16:35.000 Well, it's not that you got an hour, right?

01:16:38.000 It was my watch out.

01:16:39.000 I got an hour.

01:16:40.000 Oh, you're straight.

01:16:41.000 It'll take you 10 minutes to get there.

01:16:42.000 Shut up.

01:16:43.000 Yeah.

01:16:43.000 15 minutes.

01:16:44.000 It'll take you 10 minutes.

01:16:45.000 Please be quiet.

01:16:45.000 I heard it's a bad crowd, bro.

01:16:47.000 15 minutes of traffic.

01:16:48.000 I heard it's rough over there.

01:16:50.000 I heard the writing.

01:16:50.000 I'm going to see one thing.

01:16:51.000 People are angry.

01:16:52.000 Let me see how we're doing.

01:16:53.000 It's a lot of bad audience members and shit.

01:16:55.000 People are drunk.

01:16:57.000 Some hacks are on right before you.

01:16:59.000 They're doing all your best bits.

01:17:00.000 Some guy's doing some shit about how he's built to dance.

01:17:05.000 Taking a shit.

01:17:06.000 El Gato.

01:17:07.000 He has.

01:17:07.000 Because the guy's seen it seven times, so he knows the routine.

01:17:11.000 No, not the routine.

01:17:12.000 No!

01:17:14.000 Brian Callen's going to have to abandon some of that material and it's going to hurt him badly.

01:17:17.000 He loves it.

01:17:18.000 He loves it.

01:17:19.000 He needs to retire Elgato.

01:17:21.000 He'd kill me if he was.

01:17:21.000 He's got a few bits.

01:17:23.000 He's got a few bits that have been around.

01:17:24.000 Yeah, they're good though.

01:17:26.000 They're very good.

01:17:27.000 I've seen it 45 times.

01:17:32.000 It's hard.

01:17:33.000 You know what's really hard?

01:17:34.000 If you don't put them on a CD or a DVD or something, you still have them laying around, but you never put them on anything, that becomes a real problem.

01:17:41.000 You don't know what to do with them.

01:17:42.000 Like, what am I going to do with these fucking bits?

01:17:43.000 Yeah.

01:17:44.000 Look at this transition, man.

01:17:45.000 They're going to show this again.

01:17:46.000 I love this fucking transition.

01:17:48.000 The way he hit that arm triangle, oh, they're going to show me the end of it?

01:17:53.000 Powerful shitty man in the truck.

01:17:56.000 The transition between him being in that, him trapping that arm and then hopping across.

01:18:03.000 Dude, how good did Frankie Edgar look?

01:18:06.000 Yeah, he looked good.

01:18:07.000 How bad did BJ look?

01:18:08.000 He didn't look good.

01:18:09.000 He's not happy.

01:18:11.000 BJ's not happy with a lot of things.

01:18:13.000 Apparently it was a hard weight cut.

01:18:15.000 Obviously.

01:18:16.000 And BJ doesn't use IVs.

01:18:18.000 He thinks IVs are cheating.

01:18:20.000 He thinks they're cheating?

01:18:22.000 He's so gangster.

01:18:23.000 He's hardcore as fuck.

01:18:25.000 He's almost too tough.

01:18:25.000 He's almost too tough to default.

01:18:26.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:18:27.000 He's legit.

01:18:28.000 He wanted to fight Bob Sapp and shit.

01:18:29.000 He's legit as fuck.

01:18:30.000 He was ready to fight Tim Sylvia.

01:18:32.000 One of the best ever.

01:18:32.000 I interviewed him way back when he was a lightweight champ, and he said he would have fought Tim Sylvia.

01:18:37.000 Well, he fought Lioto Machida and Mitch Franklin, too, right?

01:18:40.000 Yeah.

01:18:40.000 He fought Lioto Machida.

01:18:41.000 No, Lioto fought Franklin.

01:18:43.000 But BJ fought Lioto.

01:18:45.000 That's right.

01:18:45.000 But he said, I go, he was when Tim Sylvia was the champ, and he was like, yeah, you know, I'd fight him.

01:18:52.000 Hey, you know, you never know what happened.

01:18:54.000 He might fall down.

01:18:55.000 I get his back.

01:18:56.000 I was like, yo, you're that shit crazy.

01:18:59.000 He's...

01:19:01.000 You never know what's gonna happen, you know?

01:19:04.000 He was serious, though.

01:19:06.000 Dead serious.

01:19:06.000 Look at this, Gabriel Iglesias got a goddamn movie.

01:19:09.000 Kapow!

01:19:10.000 Only in movie theaters, son.

01:19:12.000 Gabriel blew the fuck up, strictly by word of mouth.

01:19:17.000 No TV show, just crushing it.

01:19:20.000 You gotta see him on Chelsea.

01:19:23.000 Yeah?

01:19:23.000 And Chelsea's like, how come no TV show?

01:19:25.000 He's like...

01:19:26.000 I don't need that.

01:19:27.000 Yeah, he doesn't need it.

01:19:28.000 I'm not showing up anywhere before 12. He doesn't need it.

01:19:31.000 He's like, you're fucking crazy.

01:19:33.000 He was making, before this movie, shit.

01:19:35.000 He was making more on the road than anybody.

01:19:37.000 You would hear about him doing like nine shows in a row in a club.

01:19:40.000 Just murdering it.

01:19:42.000 For the last month, he's been flying into cities.

01:19:47.000 Just flying into cities.

01:19:48.000 He took the whole month.

01:19:49.000 He usually takes the summer off.

01:19:51.000 Not this year.

01:19:52.000 For the last month, he's just been flying into cities, going into that baddest radio station and saying, what do you motherfuckers want to do tonight?

01:20:01.000 And then just setting up a show somewhere?

01:20:03.000 That night?

01:20:04.000 That night.

01:20:04.000 Crazy.

01:20:05.000 Wow.

01:20:05.000 I got a comedy club just going in?

01:20:07.000 Just to promote this movie.

01:20:08.000 What a smart man.

01:20:09.000 He's a smart man.

01:20:10.000 You know?

01:20:11.000 He's a smart man.

01:20:12.000 Just going across America.

01:20:13.000 Went to the Puerto Rican Day parades on the float.

01:20:15.000 Wow.

01:20:16.000 Damn, killing it.

01:20:17.000 Brian Cowen, you're sticking around.

01:20:18.000 Fuck that shit.

01:20:19.000 Yeah, they were in no danger.

01:20:20.000 There he told us.

01:20:21.000 They told you you don't have to call?

01:20:22.000 I call him there.

01:20:23.000 Did they call you guys?

01:20:23.000 Yeah, they said there's no one there.

01:20:24.000 I called Mike Faberman.

01:20:25.000 Don't mess with me, guys.

01:20:26.000 What'd they say?

01:20:27.000 Mike Faberman's covering for you.

01:20:28.000 Don't worry about that.

01:20:29.000 I know I can trust you.

01:20:30.000 I feel I can trust you guys.

01:20:32.000 I'm going to call Jason Tebow.

01:20:33.000 He'll take your spot.

01:20:34.000 Mike Faberman's going to cover for you.

01:20:36.000 Mike is?

01:20:36.000 I told him there was a bunch of broads down there.

01:20:38.000 Mike's excited.

01:20:39.000 I love Mike.

01:20:40.000 He's always just walking around like, what the fuck are you doing?

01:20:44.000 Somebody was talking some shit to Mike Faberman and Mike Faberman punched him at the comedy store a couple weeks ago.

01:20:50.000 And they were telling me about the story.

01:20:52.000 They said, yeah, somebody was talking some shit to one of these comedians and said, go ahead and punch me.

01:20:56.000 So the guy punched him.

01:20:57.000 I go, oh, it was Mike Faberman.

01:20:59.000 I go, it's probably Mike Faber.

01:21:00.000 He goes, it's a big guy, big guy with one of those old school caps, those paperboy caps.

01:21:04.000 Mike Faberman.

01:21:05.000 I'm like, that's Mike Faberman.

01:21:06.000 And then, yeah, yeah, it was Mike Faberman.

01:21:08.000 And then I ran into Mike and he was laughing.

01:21:10.000 He was like, you knew it was me?

01:21:12.000 I go, yeah, of course.

01:21:13.000 You fucking ape.

01:21:14.000 He's crazy.

01:21:15.000 He's a funny dude, man.

01:21:16.000 Good cook.

01:21:18.000 That's right here.

01:21:18.000 Mike Fabian can cook his dick off.

01:21:20.000 I hear he can barbecue his ass off.

01:21:21.000 All you got to do is put on Facebook on having a barbecue.

01:21:24.000 Oh, man.

01:21:24.000 They'll call you within one hour and go look up.

01:21:27.000 That's what we're going to do.

01:21:29.000 We'll get 10 pounds of chicken and go do this.

01:21:31.000 Just make sure you got 15 bitches there that suck dick.

01:21:35.000 I want professional dick suckers.

01:21:37.000 I want to see resumes.

01:21:40.000 I want to make sure they had chlamydia or something.

01:21:42.000 I want to make sure I go home with a disease.

01:21:45.000 And he will go there and book for you that your shit will talk.

01:21:50.000 Sounds like a barbecue I want to be at.

01:21:51.000 Yeah, he will go three hours early, marinate the meat for you, the whole fucking deal.

01:21:56.000 He really is great.

01:21:57.000 Yeah, he knows his shit.

01:21:58.000 Yeah, he really is great.

01:21:58.000 Here's an interesting statistic.

01:22:00.000 Edson Barboza, only fighter in the UFC ever to stop two guys with leg kicks.

01:22:05.000 Mike Lulo and Rafael Oliveira.

01:22:10.000 By the way, that's all in my memory.

01:22:12.000 Look at that.

01:22:14.000 Yeah, I can't think of another guy who stopped two...

01:22:17.000 I might be wrong, but I can't think of another guy who stopped two different people with leg kicks.

01:22:20.000 Mitrion didn't stop Kimbo with leg kicks?

01:22:23.000 No, he beat his ass.

01:22:24.000 I thought Mitrion went like this.

01:22:26.000 I thought Kimbo went like this.

01:22:28.000 But not two, but I'm just trying to think of something.

01:22:30.000 Maybe.

01:22:30.000 To leg kicks.

01:22:33.000 Barboza was all leg kicks with Lulo, Mike Lulo, and then all leg kicks with Rafael Oliveira.

01:22:38.000 Barboza works with Mark Henry, that cat I was telling you about.

01:22:40.000 Yeah, he loves him.

01:22:41.000 Loves him.

01:22:42.000 Loves going down there.

01:22:43.000 Yeah, that Mark Henry, dude, I was so impressed by your depiction of what that guy does for you.

01:22:48.000 Yeah.

01:22:49.000 With Frank Jaeger.

01:22:50.000 Made me want you to move there.

01:22:52.000 I don't want to lose you, buddy, but...

01:22:54.000 I know.

01:22:54.000 Go to Jersey.

01:22:56.000 Take your ass to Coles, Jersey.

01:22:56.000 Move them up here.

01:22:57.000 They probably don't want to be there anymore.

01:22:58.000 I know.

01:22:59.000 Come on, Mark.

01:22:59.000 Poor Brandon in Jersey.

01:23:02.000 You'd be very miserable.

01:23:04.000 You'd be smacking people at the gym every day.

01:23:06.000 You would have to.

01:23:07.000 People would come up to you.

01:23:09.000 Jersey, it's all like, you don't know my mentality.

01:23:12.000 There's a reason why I'm not fighting in the UFC. A lot of it is my prior convictions.

01:23:16.000 They wouldn't let me in.

01:23:17.000 But if I got in the UFC, bro, you don't understand.

01:23:20.000 I go fucking mental.

01:23:20.000 You don't understand.

01:23:21.000 I might not have, like, the best punch.

01:23:24.000 I might not have the most jujitsu skills or something.

01:23:27.000 But, bro, my mentality is I don't lose.

01:23:30.000 I go fucking mental.

01:23:32.000 My mentality is I don't lose, okay?

01:23:34.000 My fucking family would kill me if I lost.

01:23:36.000 I'm going to press forward.

01:23:37.000 I'm going to beat your ass.

01:23:39.000 And you're going to feel that when you're inside that cage with me when that door shuts.

01:23:43.000 When that door shuts and you know my mentality, it fucking comes out of me, bro.

01:23:47.000 It comes out of me.

01:23:48.000 I'm like, I see red.

01:23:48.000 I don't even know who I am.

01:23:49.000 By the time it's over, I'll have fucking memory loss, but you'll be dead.

01:23:54.000 You'll be dead.

01:23:55.000 I'll have memory loss.

01:23:56.000 I won't even remember what happened.

01:23:57.000 It's like I fucking became a monster.

01:24:00.000 That's his jersey.

01:24:02.000 Every guy in Jersey thinks he's something special.

01:24:05.000 I don't even eat.

01:24:06.000 I don't even eat.

01:24:07.000 Just put me in a fucking cage.

01:24:09.000 Throw bottles in there and just let me loose on Saturday.

01:24:12.000 I could be Cain Velasquez if I was drunk.

01:24:14.000 I fucked Cage up eight years ago in the tournament.

01:24:18.000 Asked him down on a Saturday in Arizona.

01:24:20.000 I went down there.

01:24:22.000 He didn't want to fucking wrestle with me.

01:24:24.000 The guys who tell stories are the best.

01:24:26.000 Or the worst.

01:24:28.000 Yeah, the best.

01:24:28.000 The best or the worst.

01:24:29.000 I beat Kevin Randallman five times in the amateurs.

01:24:32.000 Amateur what?

01:24:33.000 Amateur MMA before he came.

01:24:34.000 There's no amateur MMA. That's the next UFC hidden camera show is a fighter to sit with a fucking makeup on.

01:24:44.000 With a little camera right here.

01:24:46.000 With a makeup on, like you're just an old guy, sit in the fucking audience.

01:24:50.000 Yeah, just go into the gym.

01:24:51.000 No, you go to the gym and you work out really badly.

01:24:54.000 Bro, I was just going to Gold's gym.

01:24:57.000 The other day I was doing deadlifts.

01:24:58.000 In the middle of my set, this dude comes up to me.

01:25:01.000 I'm not going to describe him.

01:25:03.000 Big dude.

01:25:03.000 People figure out.

01:25:04.000 Huge dude.

01:25:06.000 Headphones on.

01:25:06.000 He goes, bro, bro, I don't know this guy at all.

01:25:09.000 I've seen him maybe twice in there in Gold.

01:25:11.000 I'm only there out of camp.

01:25:12.000 Bro, middle of the set.

01:25:13.000 Bro, take my air butt out.

01:25:15.000 What's up, man?

01:25:17.000 That Arlovsky fight.

01:25:18.000 Gotta get better.

01:25:20.000 Gotta get better.

01:25:20.000 You gotta get a little more aggressive, man.

01:25:21.000 Your jab?

01:25:22.000 I need more jabs.

01:25:23.000 Oh, no.

01:25:24.000 I'm not making this up.

01:25:25.000 In the middle of a set?

01:25:25.000 In the middle of my set?

01:25:26.000 I need more jabs!

01:25:27.000 You know what I did?

01:25:28.000 And I'm still sensitive about it.

01:25:30.000 I just fought less than four weeks ago.

01:25:32.000 I had to collect my thoughts.

01:25:34.000 I went, how many fights do you have, man?

01:25:37.000 He's all, well, none.

01:25:38.000 I did some wrestling, and then I'm like, cool.

01:25:41.000 And I was like, thanks, man.

01:25:42.000 Just put my headphones on.

01:25:43.000 Took every ounce not to snap his dick off in his gym.

01:25:47.000 Every ounce.

01:25:48.000 How many fights do you have now?

01:25:49.000 Not to just grab it and go...

01:25:51.000 Good for you.

01:25:52.000 Good for you keeping it together.

01:25:54.000 That's a good question.

01:25:54.000 Sit in the fucking audience during a fight.

01:25:57.000 In the real audience.

01:25:58.000 Not in the UFC section.

01:26:00.000 I've done it, man.

01:26:01.000 When I was coming up, for sure.

01:26:02.000 When you hear them, look at that fucking...

01:26:04.000 And they show up with their girlfriends.

01:26:07.000 All roided up.

01:26:08.000 Everyone's a blue belt because they bought a tap-out shirt.

01:26:10.000 No, with their sleeves cut off and they sit there holding on to their girlfriend.

01:26:13.000 And after every fight, they're like, look at that guy.

01:26:16.000 You see that guy in the corner?

01:26:17.000 I fucked him up at that tournament.

01:26:18.000 Makes me sick.

01:26:19.000 I fucked that guy up at the tournament.

01:26:21.000 You know what else is brutal?

01:26:23.000 I went to see Glory kickboxing.

01:26:25.000 Fantastic fights.

01:26:26.000 Amazing.

01:26:27.000 So much fun.

01:26:28.000 Really fun.

01:26:29.000 But when Joe Schilling is fighting, one of his sayings is he can't stop crazy.

01:26:34.000 So they're all yelling, can't stop crazy.

01:26:37.000 People in the audience...

01:26:38.000 Can't stop crazy!

01:26:39.000 Can't stop crazy!

01:26:40.000 He's in the middle of a fucking war with one of the best Muay Thai fighters in the world.

01:26:44.000 He wound up knocking him out in the fourth round.

01:26:45.000 It was a draw after the third round.

01:26:47.000 They fought an additional round, wild round, and Schilling caught him with a wicked right hook on the jaw in a wild scramble.

01:26:55.000 Boom!

01:26:55.000 Flatlines him for the first time in his career.

01:26:57.000 First time the dude lost.

01:26:58.000 Anyway, the whole time, can't stop crazy!

01:27:01.000 Girls, guys, fucking everybody thought, like yelling out can't stop crazy was gonna like, you know what?

01:27:07.000 You're right!

01:27:14.000 The best is when you hear, knock him out!

01:27:17.000 Rip his head off!

01:27:18.000 Go to the body!

01:27:19.000 Knock him out!

01:27:20.000 You're neglecting the body!

01:27:21.000 I just want to be like, time out!

01:27:22.000 Bitch, I'm trying!

01:27:23.000 I am trying.

01:27:24.000 What do you think I'm trying to do?

01:27:26.000 What do you hear when you're in there?

01:27:27.000 How is Barbosa?

01:27:28.000 Nothing.

01:27:28.000 I don't hear any of it.

01:27:29.000 I can hear my coach.

01:27:30.000 I listen to the other corner a lot of the time, but I can hear the corners talking.

01:27:35.000 But you don't hear the audience.

01:27:36.000 You can hear booze and chairs, for sure.

01:27:39.000 Let me tell you how bad Atlantic City is.

01:27:42.000 Insurance didn't even let Ariane go.

01:27:46.000 Ariane is not there.

01:27:48.000 They only put Buffer like Buffer.

01:27:49.000 Ariane's got that TV show now, man.

01:27:51.000 She's doing overhauling, right?

01:27:53.000 Dude, Evan Dunham just cracked him with a right hook.

01:27:55.000 He landed a right hook in that exchange.

01:27:57.000 What type of TV show?

01:27:58.000 She's in Overhaul.

01:27:59.000 Overhaul.

01:28:00.000 What's Overhaul?

01:28:01.000 Overhaul is my friend Bud's show.

01:28:04.000 Oh, snap!

01:28:05.000 That was a show where they take cars, they steal them from people, they fix them up, and then they...

01:28:08.000 Yeah.

01:28:09.000 What is Dunham's background?

01:28:11.000 I don't know enough about it.

01:28:12.000 Well, he's a jiu-jitsu black belt.

01:28:13.000 He was also a ballet guy.

01:28:15.000 I don't think you...

01:28:16.000 He was a ballet.

01:28:16.000 We danced.

01:28:17.000 He was in a different company.

01:28:18.000 No, we danced against each other in the Nutcracker.

01:28:22.000 Yeah, he's got good fucking striking.

01:28:25.000 He landed another right hook on the exchange after that kick.

01:28:28.000 Dude, Evan Dunham is no joke on the feet.

01:28:30.000 That's why I was surprised at them saying that he has to take him down.

01:28:33.000 He's moving real good.

01:28:34.000 And he's training a lot with Ray Sifo.

01:28:36.000 Ray has done a lot of work with him.

01:28:39.000 Kickboxing.

01:28:40.000 Oh, Dunham landed a nice left hand there.

01:28:44.000 That's what I said.

01:28:45.000 Dunham's been in a freaking tattoo chair.

01:28:49.000 Got tatted up.

01:28:51.000 Yeah, he's got his back and side are done up.

01:28:54.000 Ooh, the ribs hurt.

01:28:55.000 Yeah, that's the most painful spot, apparently.

01:28:59.000 Tagged him.

01:28:59.000 Look at this.

01:29:00.000 Working on that single.

01:29:02.000 One thing to don him is he's fucking relentless.

01:29:04.000 Yeah.

01:29:05.000 Relentless.

01:29:07.000 He's been jobbed a couple of times too.

01:29:09.000 The Sean Shirk fight.

01:29:10.000 I thought he won that fight.

01:29:11.000 It's a good fight.

01:29:12.000 That was a real good fight.

01:29:13.000 So Sean Shirk is done?

01:29:16.000 Yeah.

01:29:17.000 Yeah.

01:29:18.000 Sean's just had too many injuries.

01:29:20.000 A little too much time at wrestling.

01:29:22.000 What about the guy from AKA? Fitch?

01:29:25.000 No.

01:29:25.000 The other guy.

01:29:26.000 Which one?

01:29:27.000 Kostchek.

01:29:28.000 Yeah.

01:29:28.000 Josh.

01:29:29.000 He moved to Fresno.

01:29:30.000 He's got his own gym.

01:29:31.000 Ooh, nice knee to the body there by Barboza.

01:29:33.000 Josh has done it.

01:29:34.000 You know, Josh has been in the game for a long time.

01:29:37.000 Right, right.

01:29:37.000 No, I don't know.

01:29:38.000 I don't see him on any cards coming up.

01:29:40.000 Yeah.

01:29:40.000 Well, he lost to Robbie Lawler.

01:29:41.000 First round knockout.

01:29:42.000 That was his last fight.

01:29:43.000 I don't know if he's got anything scheduled right now.

01:29:45.000 Remember Dunham was on like this crazy hot streak and then he gave him Melvin Giliard?

01:29:49.000 And he knocked on that knee.

01:29:51.000 Gallard was on fire in that fight.

01:29:53.000 That was prime, Melvin.

01:29:54.000 When Melvin's on point, he's terrifying.

01:29:57.000 Melvin Gallard on point is like one of the best.

01:30:00.000 One of the best.

01:30:01.000 He's coming right in, man.

01:30:02.000 Look at this.

01:30:03.000 But Donald Cerrone kind of ate his heart.

01:30:06.000 Yeah, he did.

01:30:06.000 That was a crazy fight.

01:30:08.000 In Denver, that's right.

01:30:09.000 Crazy fight.

01:30:10.000 Back and forth.

01:30:10.000 Shin kick, and then the right hand behind it wobbled him with the shin kick, and then boom!

01:30:15.000 He shinned him in the head off the left switch.

01:30:21.000 This is an interesting fight, man.

01:30:23.000 But I gave Dunham way more credit than whoever was doing the commentary with the stand-up.

01:30:29.000 He's pretty slick.

01:30:30.000 Yeah, you did.

01:30:30.000 You called it before.

01:30:31.000 You said one thing people aren't talking about is...

01:30:33.000 Oh, no!

01:30:35.000 Dude!

01:30:35.000 He got nailed in the balls, it looked like.

01:30:38.000 Is that balls or the liver?

01:30:39.000 In the body, in the body, in the body.

01:30:40.000 Was it?

01:30:41.000 Yeah, I believe so.

01:30:41.000 It's hard to tell.

01:30:42.000 It looked like he was indicating that it was his balls.

01:30:44.000 Oh, that was crazy.

01:30:45.000 Was he indicating that it was his balls, or was he indicating that he got hit in the body?

01:30:48.000 He got hit in the body.

01:30:49.000 Well, they'll show it again.

01:30:50.000 They'll show it again.

01:30:52.000 I hope it was the body.

01:30:53.000 You know what Machido's telling me?

01:30:54.000 If you get kicked in the body like that, what you gotta do?

01:30:56.000 Fall to your back, have him get in your guard so you can recover, you can grab him.

01:30:59.000 Yeah.

01:31:00.000 Because most guys aren't just gonna jump in, so it buys you time.

01:31:02.000 True.

01:31:02.000 Since he was a kid, that's what he's learning to do.

01:31:04.000 Four kick-related KOs, TKOs.

01:31:06.000 Most in UFC history.

01:31:09.000 You can't do much against that.

01:31:10.000 Interesting.

01:31:11.000 Interesting.

01:31:12.000 I want to see the reading.

01:31:13.000 That's crazy.

01:31:13.000 Yeah, me too.

01:31:14.000 Let's see this again.

01:31:15.000 This is nuts.

01:31:17.000 This is by the way he was indicating.

01:31:19.000 Oh, no.

01:31:20.000 Right in the solar plexus.

01:31:22.000 Oh, bro.

01:31:22.000 Nothing worse.

01:31:23.000 Right in the solar plexus.

01:31:24.000 But it didn't look that clean.

01:31:25.000 No, it didn't.

01:31:25.000 It was like a foot.

01:31:26.000 Look at this.

01:31:27.000 Let's see it again.

01:31:28.000 Yeah, it grazed him.

01:31:29.000 Weird.

01:31:30.000 Right up top in the solar plexus.

01:31:31.000 Weird.

01:31:31.000 Damn.

01:31:32.000 Weird.

01:31:32.000 Grazed him with the toes.

01:31:34.000 Barbo.

01:31:34.000 Gentlemen, I love you.

01:31:35.000 I gotta go.

01:31:36.000 Oh, you savage.

01:31:37.000 Go do the funny.

01:31:39.000 Look at this, man.

01:31:40.000 We definitely had an impact.

01:31:41.000 His toes got in there, huh?

01:31:42.000 Yeah, his toes just dug into his solar plexus.

01:31:45.000 Man, crazy.

01:31:46.000 Oh, look at that.

01:31:47.000 Just right in there.

01:31:48.000 Crazy.

01:31:49.000 All right, boys.

01:31:49.000 Crazy.

01:31:50.000 Yeah, I never thought about when he hit to the body to just go to your butt and recover and try and get in your guard.

01:31:54.000 At least it buys you time.

01:31:56.000 Yeah, and if he doesn't do that, he kicks your legs.

01:31:58.000 Exactly, which is cool.

01:32:00.000 You're not going to finish the fight.

01:32:01.000 Yeah.

01:32:02.000 You know who did that?

01:32:03.000 Vitor.

01:32:03.000 When he fought John Jones.

01:32:05.000 That's right.

01:32:06.000 That's right.

01:32:06.000 Front leg sidekick in the body.

01:32:08.000 Yep.

01:32:08.000 He went right to his body.

01:32:09.000 Yeah, this is one of the rare times you saw a front leg sidekick being utilized like that, like to the body.

01:32:14.000 Yep.

01:32:15.000 John Jones, man.

01:32:17.000 Scary dude.

01:32:18.000 There's Mark Henry right there.

01:32:19.000 There he is.

01:32:20.000 The man.

01:32:21.000 The myth.

01:32:22.000 When are you going to train with him again?

01:32:24.000 I don't know, man.

01:32:25.000 It'll take some time.

01:32:26.000 Go down there.

01:32:26.000 It's a good time to be in New Jersey.

01:32:27.000 Look at powerful.

01:32:28.000 Gabriel Iglesias is blowing the fuck up.

01:32:32.000 Who's the hottest comics right now?

01:32:33.000 Him and Kevin Hart?

01:32:34.000 Yeah.

01:32:35.000 Tosh.0?

01:32:36.000 No.

01:32:37.000 He's a really good comic, but...

01:32:39.000 Tosh is big because Comic Central, right?

01:32:41.000 Those guys are on another level.

01:32:43.000 Him and Kevin Hart's the biggest right now.

01:32:45.000 Kevin Hart's number one.

01:32:46.000 Killing it.

01:32:46.000 Cat Williams is on his way back, I'll tell you that.

01:32:49.000 I saw his new shit.

01:32:50.000 He's so funny, though.

01:32:51.000 Cat Williams' new shit is hilarious, dude.

01:32:54.000 He had a new thing that somebody filmed and put it up on YouTube.

01:32:57.000 I don't know if it's up anymore, because I think it was his new special that somebody filmed in the audience.

01:33:02.000 It was like an audience YouTube camera.

01:33:05.000 Dude, Kid's on fire.

01:33:06.000 He's back, 100%.

01:33:07.000 And I didn't like his last special.

01:33:09.000 I didn't think his last special was as focused.

01:33:12.000 I didn't think it was as good as his previous shit.

01:33:14.000 Getting arrested every fucking day.

01:33:15.000 How can you be focused?

01:33:16.000 Dude, it's funny.

01:33:17.000 His new shit is funny.

01:33:19.000 Why was he getting arrested so much?

01:33:20.000 Getting crazy.

01:33:21.000 Talking about drugs?

01:33:22.000 Talking about some drugs?

01:33:23.000 I don't know.

01:33:24.000 He's getting crazy.

01:33:25.000 Well, you don't do that if you just eat McDonald's.

01:33:27.000 You know what, dude?

01:33:27.000 I don't think you can get a fucking real comedian that's not at least partially crazy.

01:33:32.000 Whenever I hear a funny guy who's doing some crazy shit, you hear about him doing something...

01:33:37.000 Demons?

01:33:39.000 So if you're funny, you got some demons?

01:33:40.000 I don't know if it's demons, but impulsive.

01:33:43.000 Comedians are nuts.

01:33:45.000 The ability to go up there and get into a cage and duke it out with some dude, to the average person, they're not going to understand you.

01:33:52.000 So when you start telling crazy stories, they're not going to know who is this fucking guy.

01:33:57.000 The guy like me, I embrace that.

01:33:59.000 It's so warm.

01:34:00.000 I'm like, yes, tell me more.

01:34:02.000 Like my friend Tate, same way.

01:34:04.000 Tate will tell you some crazy fucking stories.

01:34:07.000 You just want to give him a hug and giggle with him.

01:34:09.000 For sure.

01:34:09.000 Because he's a savage and he loves fellow savages.

01:34:13.000 You run into a dude that is living a life like yours.

01:34:17.000 If you're some cat that's like a doctor or a lawyer or tries to keep it on the up and up all day, they're not going to know what the fuck to do with you.

01:34:26.000 Well, a lot of comics are the same way, man.

01:34:27.000 Plus, they tell you some stupid-ass stories.

01:34:29.000 Yeah.

01:34:29.000 A lot of comics are the same way, man.

01:34:31.000 A lot of comics are just maniacs.

01:34:33.000 I mean, I keep it together as much as possible, but I know a lot of comedians are just maniacs.

01:34:40.000 And you hear about them doing something crazy...

01:34:41.000 And you're like, yeah, I saw that coming.

01:34:43.000 So when you hear about a guy like Cat Williams, he's funny as fuck, just getting arrested all over the place and doing nutty shit, screaming at an audience.

01:34:50.000 You're like, yeah, he's got a fucking engine in there, man.

01:34:53.000 Sometimes that fucker overheats.

01:34:55.000 Sometimes he blows a rod.

01:34:56.000 I think the toughest thing, maybe the same with comics, is you guys are on the road and you've got to be on.

01:35:00.000 There's so much stimulus all the time.

01:35:02.000 It's when I get home, I have anxiety.

01:35:04.000 I can't sit down and relax.

01:35:06.000 I have to make myself busy.

01:35:07.000 I have to have stuff going on.

01:35:09.000 Really?

01:35:10.000 Well, I have a family, so it's very different.

01:35:12.000 So when I get home, I chill out.

01:35:13.000 I just hang out with the little ones and just have a good time.

01:35:16.000 I like to get in the pool and relax.

01:35:18.000 I've learned how to do that.

01:35:19.000 Yeah, I bet.

01:35:20.000 Over the last few years of my life, I've learned how to really, really relax and just shut my phone off, don't answer any emails, don't look at my, you know, I don't do anything.

01:35:29.000 I don't read the news.

01:35:30.000 I don't do shit for hours at a time.

01:35:32.000 Because if I don't do anything, then I feel like I'm slack and being lazy.

01:35:36.000 Well, there's certain times that I definitely feel like that too.

01:35:38.000 There's definitely times that I feel like that too.

01:35:40.000 But as long as I've covered all my bases, as long as I get all my shit done.

01:35:44.000 But I can't enjoy a vacation if I don't get all my shit done.

01:35:47.000 I've also found that.

01:35:49.000 If I haven't got my shit done, it eats at me.

01:35:52.000 I get anxiety.

01:35:53.000 Dude, I went to Cancun after that Orlovsky fight.

01:35:57.000 Literally all I could think about was the Alaska fight and how I'm going to change strength.

01:36:00.000 All I did.

01:36:01.000 Of course.

01:36:01.000 You could have put me in Nebraska.

01:36:03.000 It wouldn't matter where I was.

01:36:06.000 The beach was gray to me.

01:36:07.000 None of that mattered.

01:36:08.000 The food I could care less about.

01:36:10.000 You're just thinking about the most important thing.

01:36:12.000 That's it.

01:36:12.000 Yeah, there's no way around that, man.

01:36:15.000 If you want to get great at something, you have to have madness.

01:36:18.000 And the only way you're ever really going to appreciate a significant growth moment in your life, like a big loss where you just really felt like shit, you've got to feel that pain.

01:36:28.000 You've got to feel that pain so it motivates a change.

01:36:30.000 You've got to feel that pain so that you up your training.

01:36:33.000 Crazy, man.

01:36:34.000 He towed him.

01:36:35.000 That's weird.

01:36:35.000 Not a hard shot.

01:36:36.000 In Evan Dunham's defense, nothing's worse than you can hit there, man.

01:36:41.000 It's true, but Dunham is tough as shit.

01:36:43.000 Solarplex is a beast.

01:36:44.000 It's just so unusual.

01:36:45.000 I agree.

01:36:46.000 Seeing him get lit up like that.

01:36:48.000 Wow.

01:36:49.000 I mean, it's crazy because that easily could have been in any other fight.

01:36:53.000 I mean, no doubt about it, it hurt like fucking hell.

01:36:55.000 I mean, Evan Dunham is tough as shit.

01:36:57.000 If he went down...

01:36:58.000 Yeah, there's a reason.

01:36:58.000 There's a reason.

01:36:59.000 But in any other fight, that would have just been an exchange when nothing happened and the fight kept going.

01:37:05.000 Weird.

01:37:06.000 Barbosa can crack, though.

01:37:08.000 That's what that's all about.

01:37:09.000 Barbosa's a beast.

01:37:10.000 Yeah, he kicks fucking hard, man.

01:37:12.000 It's fucking 11 o'clock in New Jersey.

01:37:14.000 These savages are still out.

01:37:16.000 It's Wednesday night.

01:37:17.000 Yeah, it's Wednesday night and these savages are still out.

01:37:20.000 Most of them still have to do a tour.

01:37:22.000 Oh, shit!

01:37:23.000 Ronda's girl.

01:37:24.000 There's two fights.

01:37:24.000 Ronda's roommate.

01:37:25.000 Jessamyn Duke.

01:37:27.000 One of the four women.

01:37:28.000 Horsemen.

01:37:29.000 Horsewomen.

01:37:30.000 I don't know what you call them.

01:37:31.000 Yeah, what is that about?

01:37:32.000 One of the four women.

01:37:34.000 Well, it's Jessamyn, the other girl who fights in the UFC, Marina, and Ronda.

01:37:40.000 Ooh, this chick moves good.

01:37:42.000 That chick moves good.

01:37:43.000 She's part of the squad.

01:37:44.000 She's on the Ronda program.

01:37:45.000 Yeah, but there's another one.

01:37:46.000 Her opponent.

01:37:47.000 The other one's a beast.

01:37:48.000 Yeah, her opponent.

01:37:48.000 Super beast.

01:37:49.000 Moves good.

01:37:49.000 Yep.

01:37:51.000 I think she took on an eight-day notice, too.

01:37:54.000 Frankie Edgar said he'd fight Uriah Faber at 140. Ooh, I'd love to see that fight.

01:37:58.000 If the right situation arises, he says.

01:38:01.000 Holy shit.

01:38:02.000 It'd be a great fight.

01:38:02.000 Why don't they just fight at 145?

01:38:04.000 I agree.

01:38:05.000 Uriah fought at 145 before.

01:38:07.000 I know.

01:38:07.000 He could do it.

01:38:08.000 I agree.

01:38:09.000 For Frankie, that's gotta be a hard-ass cut.

01:38:12.000 Another five more pounds?

01:38:14.000 I bet he could do it.

01:38:15.000 Look at Mel Gibson, hating Jews, still making motherfucking movies.

01:38:19.000 That badass motherfucker.

01:38:23.000 I guess this is the Stallone production.

01:38:25.000 He can do whatever the fuck he wants.

01:38:26.000 Yeah, they film it in Bulgaria because you don't have to pay the same amount of taxes and you don't have to get permits to blow shit up.

01:38:33.000 So he does it in Bulgaria because they're just like, cool dog, blow up whatever you want.

01:38:38.000 Stallone.

01:38:39.000 Gotta admire him.

01:38:40.000 There's never been a dude closer to 70 that's still kicking ass in a convincing manner.

01:38:43.000 I agree.

01:38:44.000 He just jumped off a building onto a helicopter in a movie and he's 70. Straight up.

01:38:48.000 Straight up.

01:38:49.000 He's jumped off of a fucking building onto a helicopter.

01:38:52.000 You know what kind of- And he's 70 like this.

01:38:55.000 With only one lip that moves.

01:39:00.000 Bro, you know what kind of chicken heads he's dealing with?

01:39:03.000 Sylvester Stallone?

01:39:04.000 50-year-old chicken heads.

01:39:06.000 You've got to up your chicken head the number, the age, where you tolerate them.

01:39:11.000 You think?

01:39:12.000 I don't think.

01:39:12.000 I think he's like a 23, 24-year-old.

01:39:14.000 He won't take pictures with women.

01:39:16.000 Did you know that?

01:39:16.000 Because his wife?

01:39:17.000 Yeah, remember somebody was telling us?

01:39:19.000 Was I with you?

01:39:20.000 Yeah, he probably doesn't want to do it.

01:39:21.000 Doesn't take pictures with women.

01:39:23.000 No women.

01:39:23.000 Because you don't want to deal with the drama.

01:39:25.000 Don't take a picture of another man and a woman, but no women.

01:39:29.000 Arnold's the same exact way.

01:39:30.000 Arnold's the same way.

01:39:31.000 Yeah, too late, Arnold.

01:39:32.000 Yeah, the time.

01:39:33.000 Me and him took a picture and he goes, oh, and he had his assistant get in.

01:39:36.000 I was like, I don't know this bitch.

01:39:37.000 Get this assistant in here.

01:39:39.000 Put her in the picture.

01:39:40.000 He did that every time, yeah, every time.

01:39:42.000 It has to be for some reason, because, you know, these chicken heads are going to keep it and then post and say, no, look at this, we were here, and then he raped me or whatever the bullshit.

01:39:50.000 It certainly probably can happen.

01:39:53.000 Boom!

01:39:54.000 So the next fight is...

01:39:57.000 Jessamine Duke.

01:39:58.000 Yeah, Jessamine Duke.

01:39:59.000 I think that fight already happened, son.

01:40:01.000 It did.

01:40:02.000 Yeah.

01:40:04.000 It already took place, so Cerrone Miller is the next fight.

01:40:07.000 No, they're gonna put it in to match the time.

01:40:10.000 Yeah.

01:40:12.000 I'm going to put it into massive time.

01:40:13.000 It probably ended early as some shit.

01:40:15.000 Oh no, it did happen early.

01:40:16.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:40:16.000 No, but it probably ended early.

01:40:18.000 So it'll be a fast fight.

01:40:19.000 I'm sorry.

01:40:20.000 Maybe.

01:40:21.000 Maybe not.

01:40:22.000 You know, first round stoppage and right now it's only 8.15.

01:40:26.000 So they've got to fill 9 to 10. They've got to fill 45 minutes.

01:40:29.000 I told you.

01:40:30.000 Yeah, 45 minutes.

01:40:30.000 So this is probably a first round fight.

01:40:33.000 Yeah.

01:40:34.000 Damn.

01:40:35.000 No, put the other one in.

01:40:36.000 There you go.

01:40:37.000 9 o'clock.

01:40:38.000 It's over.

01:40:38.000 Powerful woman's bantamweight bout.

01:40:40.000 Dana White still not making a fucking appearance in Atlantic City.

01:40:44.000 I told you.

01:40:45.000 He's up in his room with 18 fucking bodyguards.

01:40:50.000 They even called Kimbo Slice back here.

01:40:52.000 Just a guard out there.

01:40:55.000 Dookie's got some long reach, son.

01:40:57.000 Oh, shit.

01:40:58.000 Good right hand by the other girl.

01:41:04.000 Jessamyn only has, I think her record is 3-1, real quick.

01:41:08.000 Yeah, she lost her last fight.

01:41:09.000 Yeah, she's 3-1, I think.

01:41:10.000 Might be 4-1.

01:41:11.000 Who did she fight in her last fight?

01:41:14.000 She fought homegirl who threw up the 4, what's her name?

01:41:18.000 Has that weird name?

01:41:19.000 Brazilian.

01:41:21.000 Amanda Nunez?

01:41:22.000 No, I forget her name.

01:41:24.000 Betch?

01:41:25.000 Oh, Petra Cojera.

01:41:27.000 Yep.

01:41:29.000 Yeah.

01:41:29.000 Yeah, they were shocked that she lost that fight, but I didn't think...

01:41:32.000 I agree.

01:41:33.000 I didn't think it was...

01:41:34.000 I didn't think it was shocking.

01:41:35.000 Yep.

01:41:36.000 Like, they were like, what the hell?

01:41:37.000 Like, her whole corner was like, what?

01:41:38.000 Oh, I know.

01:41:39.000 And I was like, come on.

01:41:40.000 Did you watch the fight?

01:41:42.000 She didn't do much.

01:41:43.000 She's talented, though.

01:41:44.000 She's got good striking.

01:41:46.000 I like her length, too.

01:41:48.000 Yeah, super long.

01:41:49.000 She just has to use her reach.

01:41:50.000 Good front kick to the body.

01:41:57.000 It's got to be really hard being a lot of these girls knowing that Rhonda is at the top of the food chain.

01:42:04.000 It's just the level of athleticism you're dealing with when you're dealing with her.

01:42:08.000 Damn, she's getting blasted, son.

01:42:09.000 She is.

01:42:10.000 Just standing straight up.

01:42:12.000 One of these chicks probably got a picture around her wall.

01:42:15.000 She's drinking raw eggs.

01:42:16.000 It's going to be just like fucking Rocky 20 years later.

01:42:20.000 Take her to the fucking ropes.

01:42:21.000 Five rounds.

01:42:23.000 They'll do a rematch.

01:42:24.000 They'll sell the most fucking pay-per-views.

01:42:28.000 Chael's son will make a comeback by then.

01:42:30.000 EPO free.

01:42:32.000 Everything fucking free.

01:42:35.000 They'll give him somebody.

01:42:37.000 Hey, what are they going to do?

01:42:39.000 Speak of this, okay?

01:42:40.000 Brian was talking about this guy, Aubrey de Grey, that he interviewed recently, who's an anti-aging specialist.

01:42:46.000 If they do figure out a way to reverse aging, what the fuck would they do if all of a sudden Randy Couture looked like he was 30 years old again and he's inside the octagon?

01:42:57.000 Be dope.

01:42:58.000 How weird would that?

01:43:00.000 Damn, this girl was teeing off.

01:43:02.000 Oh my goodness.

01:43:04.000 I told you this chick looked good.

01:43:07.000 Oh, this fight's over, son.

01:43:08.000 You better call Ronda on the bat phone.

01:43:10.000 It's over.

01:43:11.000 I told you she looked good.

01:43:12.000 Yeah, she did look good.

01:43:13.000 That chick can strike.

01:43:15.000 She took this fight in eight days?

01:43:17.000 Damn, she can strike, man.

01:43:19.000 She can strike.

01:43:20.000 You better watch out.

01:43:21.000 You beat her any faster, you're going to piss Ronda off.

01:43:23.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:43:24.000 Then you got a fight on your hands, son.

01:43:27.000 Well, all you have to do is have a few of those and you're going to have a fight on your hand anyway.

01:43:31.000 Oh, one more in the women's division.

01:43:32.000 You're straight.

01:43:33.000 You're ranked number two.

01:43:35.000 Your record's 3-0.

01:43:36.000 You're in.

01:43:37.000 You won your fight.

01:43:38.000 You are now the number one contender.

01:43:40.000 What?

01:43:40.000 It's my first UFC fight.

01:43:41.000 Boom, boom, boom.

01:43:42.000 Yeah, very nice, guys.

01:43:43.000 The body's shut.

01:43:45.000 Also, look how she keeps her chin tucked this whole time.

01:43:48.000 Her chin is tough.

01:43:49.000 Oh, man.

01:43:50.000 Oh, shit.

01:43:51.000 Yeah, she ain't fucking around.

01:43:53.000 Look at that left to the body, the right.

01:43:54.000 Boom.

01:43:55.000 Knee to the shoulder.

01:43:56.000 And she even adjusted the knee when she saw she was going down and went to the shoulder.

01:43:59.000 She's not eating for a week now at the Ronda household.

01:44:02.000 You lost.

01:44:03.000 You lost.

01:44:03.000 We don't do that.

01:44:05.000 Damn.

01:44:05.000 And this bitch here, she ain't fucking around.

01:44:08.000 That bitch looks like a Puerto Rican chick from Amherst.

01:44:11.000 She's going to kick something.

01:44:12.000 From Amherst!

01:44:14.000 Amherst, Massachusetts!

01:44:15.000 She ain't fucking around.

01:44:16.000 A Puerto Rican chick from Larry Kelly's neighborhood.

01:44:18.000 They ain't fucking around.

01:44:19.000 Look, El Nino's shirt on.

01:44:21.000 Wow.

01:44:22.000 I'm telling you, Buffer's the only one they sent on this mission.

01:44:25.000 Damn.

01:44:26.000 Nobody else showed up.

01:44:28.000 Bro, I flew on the plane with Buffer from the X-Men.

01:44:31.000 No, no, please.

01:44:32.000 That didn't happen.

01:44:34.000 Classic.

01:44:35.000 I have to earbud with him.

01:44:37.000 Otherwise...

01:44:37.000 We talked the entire 50 minutes non-stop about girls.

01:44:40.000 Oh, no you didn't.

01:44:41.000 Oh, yeah.

01:44:42.000 Don't tell me anymore.

01:44:43.000 It's classic.

01:44:43.000 Don't tell me anymore because I'll start crying.

01:44:49.000 Powerful John Anik with a sweet purple tie on.

01:44:52.000 I hate how guys wear three-piece suits.

01:44:54.000 Leslie Smith throwing down.

01:44:56.000 Very impressed.

01:44:57.000 Seven and five.

01:44:58.000 She's tough, man.

01:44:59.000 Super tough.

01:45:00.000 Yeah, I don't like the three-piece suit either.

01:45:02.000 They gave me a jacket.

01:45:04.000 I stopped wearing the jacket.

01:45:05.000 I wore the jacket for a little while, but I'm like, come on.

01:45:07.000 You're Joe Rogan, huh?

01:45:07.000 What am I wearing as a jacket?

01:45:08.000 What are you trying to do?

01:45:09.000 I'm built like a bridge troll.

01:45:11.000 They don't really make jackets that work.

01:45:12.000 Well, they do.

01:45:13.000 You look like Oddjob from James Bond.

01:45:15.000 They don't work.

01:45:16.000 You don't want that.

01:45:17.000 Yeah.

01:45:17.000 I looked very boxy.

01:45:19.000 Yes.

01:45:20.000 Because, too, a man with narrow shoulders, like a John Anik, more of a feminine gentleman.

01:45:23.000 Beautiful man.

01:45:24.000 Beautiful man.

01:45:25.000 Perfect skin.

01:45:25.000 Can he flooring to pull off a suit now?

01:45:27.000 Perfect.

01:45:27.000 He can pull off a suit.

01:45:28.000 I look like an ape.

01:45:29.000 I look like someone trying to dress up a monkey.

01:45:32.000 I love me some suit.

01:45:33.000 I just can't have that extra clothing.

01:45:34.000 I just got too much- It's not you, either.

01:45:36.000 East and West going.

01:45:37.000 Yeah, I feel like a loser.

01:45:38.000 Yeah.

01:45:38.000 I feel like a loser.

01:45:40.000 I do.

01:45:40.000 I put a suit on, I feel like a loser.

01:45:41.000 I do.

01:45:42.000 I'm not kidding.

01:45:42.000 I feel like some guy- You feel uncomfortable.

01:45:44.000 Sucking the man's dick.

01:45:46.000 Sucking dick for the man with my fucking suit on.

01:45:48.000 Sucking dick for the man.

01:45:50.000 They could have started you off in something a little more subtle.

01:45:52.000 You can't put you in a three piece.

01:45:53.000 I gotta get a nice neck choke in there.

01:45:56.000 Show you traditional.

01:45:57.000 I'm very traditional with my ties.

01:46:00.000 It's just pathetic.

01:46:01.000 It's a silly outfit.

01:46:02.000 And not only that, it's an outfit that leaves you vulnerable to attack.

01:46:06.000 I don't like having a fucking handle around my neck.

01:46:08.000 Yeah, it's tough.

01:46:09.000 I'm sorry.

01:46:10.000 I've been collar choked a gang of times.

01:46:12.000 Super uncomfortable.

01:46:13.000 I've been Ezekiel'd many a day.

01:46:15.000 I've been caught with that fucking clock choke that guys get.

01:46:20.000 When they come around.

01:46:21.000 Where they go like that and they go under the arm.

01:46:23.000 That's nasty.

01:46:24.000 That's a nasty choke and that's all about your collar.

01:46:27.000 Why would you have a tie on?

01:46:28.000 If you had a tie on and it's a strong tie, you're a dead man.

01:46:32.000 You're screwed.

01:46:33.000 You're a dead man.

01:46:33.000 Well, they weren't thinking about that because no one's worried about that.

01:46:36.000 Oh, shit.

01:46:37.000 Oh, it's coming next.

01:46:38.000 If a guy has a tie on and you slip your hand around that knot so it's not going to change, so it's not going to slip in or out, you're controlling that knot and then you start cranking and you get side control on this motherfucker and you start cranking on that knot, he's a dead man.

01:46:54.000 If you decide he's dead, he's dead.

01:46:57.000 You left a handle on your neck.

01:46:58.000 If you do, if Billy from the 9to5 office does it, they're straight.

01:47:03.000 Yeah, well that's true.

01:47:03.000 But I'm saying, someone who's choked guys before.

01:47:06.000 Any strong person who understands the move.

01:47:08.000 It's not a complicated move.

01:47:10.000 Ezekiel chokes.

01:47:11.000 No.

01:47:11.000 Anything where you're collar choking.

01:47:13.000 I can teach you that.

01:47:15.000 But if you teach somebody, you know this one where you reach back with the hand like the karate chop and you grab the back of the neck and then you do this one right here.

01:47:23.000 You get through it.

01:47:24.000 God damn, there's so much power in there.

01:47:25.000 You teach someone that first day they kill somebody.

01:47:28.000 First day.

01:47:29.000 First day they got a submission.

01:47:37.000 There's Brennan, looking sexy as fuck.

01:47:39.000 No three-piece suit.

01:47:40.000 Note it, ladies and gentlemen.

01:47:41.000 No, sir.

01:47:42.000 Oh, it's UFC now, yeah.

01:47:44.000 No, I'll rock a nice jacket, but three-piece, no.

01:47:48.000 Yeah.

01:47:48.000 UFC Fight Pass, I'm a member.

01:47:50.000 Fight Pass, who's not a member?

01:47:53.000 I love the fact they're putting all this.

01:47:55.000 They're being proactive, putting all these fights on the internet.

01:47:57.000 In the future, that's going to be where it's at, man.

01:48:00.000 For sure.

01:48:00.000 You're going to have a Fight Pass app that's going to be on your television or just whatever, and you're going to be able to watch shit live.

01:48:05.000 Well, that's like Apple TV, right?

01:48:06.000 Apple TV, Netflix, all that stuff.

01:48:08.000 Yep, yep, yep.

01:48:09.000 Powerful Brian Stan.

01:48:11.000 A little too handsome, a little too big.

01:48:13.000 They look a little weird.

01:48:15.000 It looks like he won them in some sort of contest.

01:48:19.000 John Anik has different hands.

01:48:22.000 Donald Cerrone, Jim Miller, 6-7.

01:48:24.000 Oh, shit!

01:48:25.000 Damn, that's a beast of a...

01:48:27.000 What a division.

01:48:28.000 What a division.

01:48:29.000 I hope Josh Thompson gets some good fights in.

01:48:31.000 You know, he's like 35, 36 now.

01:48:33.000 He was going to retire, right?

01:48:34.000 He was thinking about that last one.

01:48:35.000 He's thinking about retiring.

01:48:36.000 I think it was just...

01:48:36.000 Don't give him that number four, though.

01:48:38.000 Don't give Thompson number four.

01:48:40.000 Habib?

01:48:41.000 What?

01:48:41.000 No joke.

01:48:42.000 Don't give anybody that guy.

01:48:43.000 He's also another guy.

01:48:45.000 Who wants to fight Habib?

01:48:46.000 Everyone's like, I don't know.

01:48:47.000 Maybe next week.

01:48:47.000 Oh, I got something coming up.

01:48:49.000 No, you don't.

01:48:50.000 Who wants to throw it down with the crazy Q-tip?

01:48:52.000 What?

01:48:53.000 When he comes out with that Kyrgyzstan crazy hat on, that shit is warm.

01:48:58.000 It's very comfortable.

01:48:59.000 That dude's scary good.

01:48:59.000 Yeah, he's wrestling.

01:49:00.000 It's no joke.

01:49:00.000 And he's aggressive as fuck.

01:49:02.000 Plus, he comes from a place where death is just a normal part of life.

01:49:06.000 It's a very dangerous part of Russia.

01:49:08.000 Well, they showed him freaking choking out grizzly bears and shit at four years old while I was playing Grava.

01:49:16.000 Here we go, man.

01:49:17.000 God damn, this is going to be a fun fight.

01:49:19.000 Yeah, it's going to be super fun.

01:49:20.000 I hope it goes a little while so we can see the...

01:49:24.000 See the game plans?

01:49:33.000 Donald has that tricky jiu-jitsu.

01:49:35.000 Yeah.

01:49:36.000 And then Jim Miller just has that straight, traditional, badass, black belt jiu-jitsu.

01:49:40.000 He fucking submitted kamois.

01:49:43.000 Now that's big, man.

01:49:44.000 Huge.

01:49:45.000 That's big.

01:49:46.000 With an arm bar?

01:49:46.000 Yeah.

01:49:47.000 What?

01:49:47.000 From the guard.

01:49:48.000 From the guard, son.

01:49:49.000 Kamois is a Hoyler Gracie black belt.

01:49:51.000 Old school jiu-jitsu black belt who's been around a while.

01:49:54.000 Fabricio is known for his jiu-jitsu.

01:49:56.000 So for him to be on top and for the way he did it, too, is so slick.

01:50:00.000 Yeah.

01:50:00.000 Slid that shin across the face and then slapped that bitch on.

01:50:05.000 Jim Miller's got a serious fucking guard.

01:50:08.000 Real technical guard.

01:50:10.000 I mean, if these two grappled, if it was just a straight, like, Metamorse or something like that, or in Worlds, Jim Miller would, I think, kind of own Cerrone on the ground.

01:50:18.000 Really?

01:50:19.000 You think so?

01:50:19.000 I do.

01:50:20.000 Wow.

01:50:20.000 I think he'd put a, just because his position, he does a lot more jiu-jitsu in a gi.

01:50:23.000 He's known for jiu-jitsu.

01:50:25.000 Wow.

01:50:25.000 However, in the UFC, Donald has these couple of moves where you just can't duplicate in practice, and by the time you realize your continent's too late.

01:50:33.000 How do you think this fight goes down?

01:50:36.000 Oh, man.

01:50:40.000 Does it depend on which Donald Cerrone shows up?

01:50:42.000 Yeah, I mean, look, we all know how talented Donald is, and sometimes, more times than not, he's showing up and you're in trouble.

01:50:50.000 I think Donald has a lot more ways to finish this fight, but I think it's the toughest fight Donald's had in a long time.

01:50:57.000 Wow.

01:50:57.000 I would agree with you with that.

01:50:59.000 I think it's a real close fight.

01:51:00.000 And I think that Donald, when he's on, and he's been on a lot lately, he seems to me like a dude who's turned the corner.

01:51:07.000 Like he realizes that he might have had some lapses in his career where he didn't fight at his best.

01:51:13.000 Donald's also a guy who is a wild...

01:51:16.000 When I talk about not being able to rest, not being able to turn it off, you're talking about Donald who's wrestling freaking Jaguars and shit and jumping off mountains and driving Harley Davidsons into walls and shit.

01:51:26.000 He's a whole other level.

01:51:28.000 And now, Donald's not single anymore.

01:51:30.000 He has a fiance who's kind of calmed him down, so now he's focused more on fighting.

01:51:34.000 I think he's won every fight since...

01:51:36.000 I mean, the Dos Anjos fight he lost.

01:51:38.000 What is he coming out to?

01:51:40.000 What song has he got?

01:51:41.000 Cowboy?

01:51:41.000 No, what is this?

01:51:44.000 Always CCR. She was a long, cool woman in a black dress.

01:51:49.000 Yep.

01:51:51.000 Always CCR. Dang, look at him.

01:51:54.000 He looks like he's ready to have some fun.

01:51:56.000 Yeah.

01:51:56.000 How crazy?

01:51:57.000 He's born in Sparta, New Jersey.

01:52:01.000 Sparta.

01:52:01.000 We played in high school.

01:52:03.000 Sparta High.

01:52:04.000 That's hilarious, though.

01:52:05.000 I mean, you want to talk about a perfect place for a fighter to be born.

01:52:09.000 Sparta.

01:52:10.000 Sparta.

01:52:11.000 Both of you guys are from New Jersey?

01:52:12.000 Yeah.

01:52:13.000 Born...

01:52:14.000 Well, he's from Cuba.

01:52:15.000 You're from Cuba.

01:52:16.000 Yeah.

01:52:19.000 This is crazy, man.

01:52:21.000 Such a good fight.

01:52:22.000 I love this fight.

01:52:23.000 Very excited.

01:52:25.000 Can't believe it's about to happen.

01:52:26.000 This is the best feeling.

01:52:27.000 Not the best, but it's a great feeling.

01:52:29.000 Like, right before a big fight starts and you know it's going to go down.

01:52:32.000 Ooh, boy!

01:52:34.000 There's something about being there live, too, that gives an extra little kick.

01:52:38.000 When you're, like, cage side for Chris Weidman, Lyoto Machida, right before that shit went down, I was just goose bumpy.

01:52:47.000 My heels were bobbing up and down.

01:52:50.000 I was like, oh, shit.

01:52:52.000 You know, jumping my knees up and down.

01:52:54.000 I was like, oh, my goodness, here we go.

01:52:58.000 Especially a fight where you don't know what the fuck is going to happen, man.

01:53:01.000 Like this one.

01:53:02.000 Like the Machida-Weidman fight, man, I was blown away.

01:53:05.000 Me too.

01:53:06.000 I've never been so impressed with a fighter.

01:53:08.000 With Weidman, I was like, damn, he's the truth.

01:53:10.000 He's an animal.

01:53:11.000 Straight animal.

01:53:12.000 He's a tank.

01:53:12.000 Ran through everything Machida threw at him.

01:53:14.000 Machida staggered him in the fifth round.

01:53:16.000 He's still waving him on.

01:53:17.000 Like, come on.

01:53:18.000 That's a champ, man.

01:53:18.000 Come on, yeah.

01:53:19.000 That's a champ.

01:53:20.000 He's an animal, man.

01:53:24.000 For his run, he's right now in his prime.

01:53:27.000 He's at his best right now.

01:53:28.000 He's a tough guy to beat.

01:53:29.000 He's super tough to beat.

01:53:31.000 For a long time.

01:53:31.000 I think Jacare could give him some issues.

01:53:34.000 Maybe.

01:53:34.000 I think he's going to do well against Vitor if that is next.

01:53:40.000 I think Vitor's going to have a real problem with his hormones.

01:53:42.000 That's what I think, too.

01:53:45.000 But if he doesn't...

01:53:46.000 I think Luke Rockhold's going to be a tough matchup for him.

01:53:49.000 Luke Rockhold's a tough matchup for everybody.

01:53:51.000 He's tough for everybody.

01:53:52.000 He's long, he's big.

01:53:54.000 You know, he caught TRT Vitor in his prime.

01:53:58.000 When you mean caught, you mean when he kicked his eye off?

01:54:00.000 Yeah, when Vitor wheel kicked him in the head.

01:54:02.000 When he flew 18 hours to Brazil and got kicked in the face, yes.

01:54:06.000 Yeah, I mean, he caught TRT Victor.

01:54:08.000 You don't want that.

01:54:09.000 Vitor at his very prime.

01:54:12.000 Let's go, cowboy!

01:54:13.000 It's going to be interesting to see what the difference is in his performance now that they're telling him he can't take testosterone anymore.

01:54:20.000 I agree.

01:54:21.000 Very interesting.

01:54:22.000 People don't think that's a big factor.

01:54:24.000 What?

01:54:25.000 It's night and day.

01:54:26.000 It's a totally different world.

01:54:27.000 It's like taking a playbook from Peyton Manning and being like, yeah, let's see how he does.

01:54:32.000 Well, it's like changing your body structure and giving your body the thing that it needs to recover the most.

01:54:38.000 I mean, there's a bunch of factors.

01:54:39.000 Especially at his age, though.

01:54:40.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:54:42.000 His age and, you know, all those years of sparring and training and fighting.

01:54:51.000 Here we go, baby.

01:54:53.000 Woo!

01:54:55.000 Powerful Atlantic City.

01:54:57.000 They don't give a fuck.

01:54:59.000 They all want this to be over, so they go to White Castle and get down.

01:55:02.000 That's what they're really throwing down tonight.

01:55:05.000 They're busting out the fucking hammers and the left hooks.

01:55:09.000 It's over after this.

01:55:10.000 These motherfuckers are firing up.

01:55:12.000 Isn't it funny that they put Vaseline all over your face and then you grapple and your head goes to a guy's chest and then your shoulders go to the guy's chest and then you got Vaseline on your shoulders and then you both are scrambled on the ground so his back and your back and everybody's covered in Vaseline.

01:55:29.000 True.

01:55:30.000 I don't like how long cowboy shorts are.

01:55:32.000 You remember the old days when they used to let the corners put Vaseline on?

01:55:36.000 Before Phil Nurse?

01:55:37.000 Phil Nurse was rubbing it on GSP's chest and pretending like, oh, we're doing voodoo on him.

01:55:43.000 Bitch, you're putting Vaseline on him.

01:55:45.000 You just put Vaseline on his face and now you're coming up with some reason why you need to do circles around his chest with your greasy ass hand?

01:55:54.000 Because GSP was seeing this dude who called himself the witch doctor, and he had all these weird things.

01:55:58.000 He'd line your chakras, and they would rub the chest and touch the back of your head, and all this goofy shit.

01:56:03.000 That shit worked, though.

01:56:04.000 The fool's undefeated.

01:56:05.000 It worked.

01:56:07.000 It worked.

01:56:08.000 So the voodoo killer, Matt Serra, said, uh-uh, uh-uh.

01:56:11.000 It was actually post-Matt Serra that he was doing all that.

01:56:13.000 It makes sense.

01:56:16.000 You got that guy's number, let me know.

01:56:18.000 Well, that's the one who's married to his ex-manager who's suing him.

01:56:23.000 Oh, alright.

01:56:25.000 Yeah.

01:56:26.000 They used to call homeboy the witch doctor.

01:56:30.000 Powerful Dan Mergliata rocking a gray beard like a gangster.

01:56:35.000 Oh boy, here we go.

01:56:40.000 This is going to be interesting, too, because Miller's from New Jersey.

01:56:43.000 Miller's from New Jersey.

01:56:45.000 Cowboy's a slow starter.

01:56:46.000 Miller's not.

01:56:47.000 Yeah, crazy local power energy coming towards Jim Miller.

01:56:51.000 The whole town of Sparta's in the house.

01:56:53.000 Everyone's wearing camo.

01:56:54.000 Yeah, but the last time Miller fought in New Jersey was against Healy, and Healy schooled him.

01:56:58.000 That was a tough fight for him.

01:57:00.000 That's true.

01:57:01.000 Remember, in East Rutherford, they fought, so...

01:57:03.000 And he won both bonuses and lost them because he's a positive for marijuana, right?

01:57:07.000 That was not a good fight for Miller.

01:57:10.000 No.

01:57:10.000 That's right.

01:57:12.000 Damn, he's a 205 underdog.

01:57:13.000 That's surprising.

01:57:16.000 Yeah.

01:57:16.000 Well, maybe it's because of that Pat Healy fight.

01:57:19.000 That was the last time they saw him here in New Jersey.

01:57:21.000 That's true, but Pat Healy and Donald Cerrone are completely different fighters.

01:57:25.000 No doubt.

01:57:27.000 Yeah, completely different styles, no doubt.

01:57:29.000 Yeah, completely different.

01:57:30.000 Yeah, why do you think he wears those long, crazy shorts?

01:57:32.000 He usually doesn't do that.

01:57:33.000 I don't know what he's doing.

01:57:34.000 Well, they're slid up the side.

01:57:35.000 He's not going to have a hard time kicking with them.

01:57:37.000 But my only issue ever with those shorts...

01:57:39.000 You can grab on them.

01:57:39.000 Yeah.

01:57:40.000 You can grab them.

01:57:40.000 Even if you get penalized, you're still grabbing.

01:57:43.000 Like, spandex is the way to go.

01:57:43.000 If you grab the short and take someone down and say, hey, Shaab, don't grab the shorts.

01:57:47.000 Oh, cool, I'm in full amount.

01:57:48.000 Thanks, bro.

01:57:49.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:57:50.000 Oh, won't do it again, Herb.

01:57:51.000 My bad.

01:57:52.000 It's like when someone grabs a fence to avoid a takedown.

01:57:54.000 That should immediately be a point off.

01:57:56.000 Immediately be a point off.

01:57:57.000 Point off or you start down.

01:57:59.000 Or you touch it, you're down.

01:58:00.000 Yeah, something along those lines.

01:58:02.000 Because you can't just allow someone to stop a takedown and then they can land a big shot.

01:58:06.000 By the way, Jose Aldo, Chad Mendes, exactly what happened.

01:58:10.000 Aldo grabs a cage and then, boom, lands a knee to the face of Mendes.

01:58:13.000 That fight's getting intense.

01:58:15.000 Woo, they're talking a lot of shit.

01:58:17.000 He accused Mendes of PEDs, right?

01:58:19.000 And then Mendes accused him of PEDs.

01:58:21.000 Because he's backing out of the fight.

01:58:22.000 He said he backed out of the fight right after random drug testing was announced.

01:58:26.000 Because he didn't want to do what happened to a few other guys.

01:58:28.000 Might have been the best thing for the fight for it to get canceled.

01:58:31.000 Ooh, Cowboy's starting out fast.

01:58:32.000 Yeah, juice up the interest in it.

01:58:35.000 Cowboy's got that nice knee to the body.

01:58:36.000 I was just talking about that.

01:58:37.000 The nice knee to the body he does off that right leg.

01:58:39.000 The only problem is with a guy like this, he's going to time that knee and take him down eventually.

01:58:43.000 Maybe.

01:58:45.000 That right is nasty, though.

01:58:46.000 That knee to the body is painful.

01:58:47.000 Super nasty.

01:58:48.000 It makes you hesitate on all your shots.

01:58:50.000 It fucking hurts, man.

01:58:50.000 He did it again.

01:58:51.000 He's looking for it again.

01:58:52.000 Big left, Doug.

01:58:54.000 Oh, good to the body.

01:58:59.000 Cowboy just needs to get his sweat on.

01:59:01.000 He needs to be about two minutes in and he'll be straight.

01:59:03.000 It's early he scares me.

01:59:07.000 Well, that early war with Barboza, man, that was fantastic.

01:59:10.000 That was when he went to the jab, but before that, he was in trouble.

01:59:13.000 Well, he was getting caught, but he looked okay.

01:59:16.000 I mean, obviously, he was fine, but Barboza really tried to take it to him.

01:59:19.000 Barboza knows the knock on him, jumps on him, and Barboza works with Henry, right?

01:59:23.000 There's that knee to the body again, too.

01:59:25.000 Well, you know, they know.

01:59:26.000 They know to jump on him.

01:59:28.000 Oh, yeah.

01:59:29.000 So Miller's got him up against Cage here.

01:59:35.000 This is very interesting here.

01:59:37.000 Oh, Donald's got sharp, sharp knees.

01:59:40.000 Knees and elbows.

01:59:41.000 Yeah, in the clinch.

01:59:43.000 Very sharp.

01:59:47.000 Interesting, though, the difference between a guy like that.

01:59:49.000 Oh, there it is.

01:59:51.000 There it is.

01:59:51.000 Gotta be careful with Donald down here, though.

01:59:52.000 Like I said, he's tricky.

01:59:53.000 He's trying to set up a triangle right now.

01:59:55.000 See how he has it?

01:59:56.000 Nice, Donald.

01:59:57.000 Scramble.

01:59:57.000 Beautiful scramble.

01:59:59.000 Damn.

01:59:59.000 Very nice.

02:00:00.000 Wrist control.

02:00:02.000 Threaten off the back and then get back up to his feet in the transition.

02:00:10.000 Oh!

02:00:11.000 Nice.

02:00:11.000 Nice straight right.

02:00:15.000 Another one.

02:00:16.000 Cowboy for a while there was in Denver just wrestling all the time.

02:00:20.000 Wrestling, non-stop.

02:00:21.000 Who was he wrestling with?

02:00:23.000 Lee Sturr Bowling, our old wrestling coach.

02:00:25.000 Shane Carwin, my wrestling coach.

02:00:27.000 I like that he stops him with that left knee just to create distance, to put space in between him and Miller.

02:00:33.000 He's very good at using his knees, both offensively and defensively.

02:00:38.000 He's more offensive, it seems, with the right knee, but that left knee, very good defensively.

02:00:43.000 Ooh.

02:00:47.000 There's that right knee again.

02:00:49.000 He's faking the takedown coming up top.

02:00:51.000 Good kick to the body by Miller.

02:00:53.000 This wrestling coach, where does he coach out of?

02:00:57.000 Out of Muscle Farm Gym.

02:01:00.000 Legit wrestling coach.

02:01:01.000 Muscle Farm Gym looks pretty badass, man.

02:01:03.000 That's one of the places where Rampage trained back in the day, right?

02:01:05.000 Yeah, back in the day.

02:01:06.000 And now they lend it to the, I guess you'd call them really the Elevation Team with Lister Bowling.

02:01:13.000 It's like Nate Markart, Lister Bowling, all those cats.

02:01:16.000 Cody Donovan, Brandon Thatch.

02:01:18.000 And so that's where Donald goes to work on his wrestling?

02:01:20.000 Yeah, well he was a year, two years ago, last time I was there.

02:01:25.000 He was there every day.

02:01:26.000 Does Donald stay in Albuquerque or does he live in Colorado?

02:01:29.000 I think he lives in Colorado.

02:01:31.000 He has a place in both, I want to say.

02:01:34.000 He has the ranch in Albuquerque where he has a bunch of people and farms and, you know, dogs and shit, cats.

02:01:42.000 Damn.

02:01:43.000 Miller's got the clinch.

02:01:46.000 Oh, beautiful takedown.

02:01:48.000 Look at that.

02:01:48.000 Great transition.

02:01:48.000 Hard whizzer by Cerrone.

02:01:50.000 Back to the feet, knee to the body in the fucking clinch.

02:01:55.000 Nice.

02:01:57.000 This fight has put Joey Diaz to sleep.

02:02:00.000 No, no, no.

02:02:00.000 I'm just watching.

02:02:01.000 I said a word.

02:02:02.000 What the fuck is going on?

02:02:04.000 This is beautiful.

02:02:05.000 That's a great fight.

02:02:06.000 I just want Cowboy, which he is, I just want him to get to the second round.

02:02:09.000 We're going to see some shit.

02:02:13.000 He's doing very well in this fight.

02:02:14.000 Yeah, Miller's struggling with the reach.

02:02:17.000 The reach and also in closing, Donald has so many weapons.

02:02:21.000 And in the transition, so get him down and Donald's not staying there.

02:02:24.000 He's moving right away, not letting him control him.

02:02:26.000 Damn.

02:02:27.000 Which is what you gotta do.

02:02:28.000 That was a nice exchange right there.

02:02:29.000 But he's also, Donald's been able to get right back.

02:02:31.000 Oh, nice uppercut.

02:02:32.000 Donald's been able to get up to his feet.

02:02:34.000 Look at this, Donald's grabbing with him.

02:02:36.000 Minute to go.

02:02:37.000 Donald's trying to take him down.

02:02:38.000 This is nuts.

02:02:39.000 Body lock.

02:02:40.000 He's going to try tripping him, pull him off and tripping him.

02:02:42.000 That's a will-breaker, right?

02:02:43.000 If Donald gets him to the ground, starts bashing him.

02:02:46.000 It really is when you're not thinking about it.

02:02:47.000 Look at that.

02:02:48.000 He didn't think it was coming.

02:02:49.000 Yep.

02:02:50.000 And he's so comfortable in the transitions that he decides to try to take you to the ground.

02:02:54.000 And constantly pressing forward.

02:02:56.000 Good pressure by Cerrone.

02:03:01.000 Oh, good right hand by Miller.

02:03:02.000 Nice short right hook.

02:03:04.000 That's a great fight, people.

02:03:04.000 That's a great motherfucker right here.

02:03:06.000 Nice short right hook by Miller.

02:03:08.000 You don't want this thing to end early.

02:03:09.000 We want this going fourth, fifth round.

02:03:12.000 Yeah, please.

02:03:13.000 One of fives.

02:03:13.000 I don't have shit to do.

02:03:15.000 Let's take this to the fifth.

02:03:16.000 No, I'm kidding.

02:03:18.000 Oh, damn.

02:03:20.000 That's right, I forgot this was a five-rounder.

02:03:22.000 Yes, sir.

02:03:24.000 Oh, man.

02:03:25.000 Donald's starting to get to him.

02:03:27.000 Beautiful first round.

02:03:28.000 Beautiful first round.

02:03:29.000 One round for Cowboy, I'd say.

02:03:30.000 Yes.

02:03:32.000 I like how they keep the upper right-hand corner, they keep the fight on.

02:03:36.000 That's pretty cool, isn't it?

02:03:37.000 That's dope.

02:03:38.000 So you still get your commercials in, but I get to see if anybody quits in between rounds or something happens.

02:03:44.000 Or if they're pointing to a part in the body.

02:03:50.000 Oh, Lord, please help me.

02:03:53.000 Tremendous.

02:03:54.000 What's the matter, Joey?

02:03:55.000 Nothing.

02:03:56.000 What do you want the Lord to help you about?

02:03:58.000 Tremendous little fucking fight.

02:03:59.000 That's a tremendous round, I'll tell you that.

02:04:00.000 Great fight.

02:04:01.000 Yeah, that's kind of what I thought was going to happen.

02:04:05.000 Similar.

02:04:06.000 I knew that Millie was getting a lot of shots, but I had a feeling, don't worry, bro.

02:04:10.000 Bathroom's right there.

02:04:11.000 We're here for you.

02:04:12.000 All stressed out.

02:04:16.000 Do-do [...]-do.

02:04:47.000 That knee again, that fucking knee to the body is nasty.

02:04:51.000 He throws that so well, it just makes you, it fucks up your timing coming in.

02:04:56.000 Ooh, nice leg kick too, and a good straight right behind it.

02:05:01.000 Oh, he's going up high!

02:05:06.000 Again with that knee.

02:05:07.000 I like how he drives forward with that knee too.

02:05:10.000 Good power in that right knee.

02:05:13.000 Donald Cerrone's starting off this round strong.

02:05:18.000 Another strong knee to the body.

02:05:20.000 Oh, good right kick by Miller.

02:05:23.000 Oh, front kick to the body!

02:05:24.000 He's hurt!

02:05:25.000 That's it!

02:05:26.000 Oh, dang.

02:05:30.000 Well, no.

02:05:31.000 What are you doing, Dan?

02:05:32.000 He's saying it's a groin shot.

02:05:33.000 He's saying it's a groin shot.

02:05:35.000 Wow, that was a body shot.

02:05:37.000 That was a body shot, son.

02:05:39.000 Let's see it.

02:05:41.000 I thought it was a front kick to the body.

02:05:43.000 Yeah, it did clip the cup on the way up, but it's the body that got it.

02:05:48.000 Oh my goodness, they're going to keep the fight going?

02:05:50.000 Yo, that is crazy.

02:05:51.000 Shouldn't you give five minutes?

02:05:53.000 Or did he say, let's do it right now?

02:05:55.000 I don't know, man.

02:05:55.000 Because he doesn't look recovered.

02:05:57.000 Dang, Donald had that.

02:05:59.000 That'll mess with your mentality, man, when you think the fight's over.

02:06:01.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:06:02.000 Man, I think that was a front kick.

02:06:03.000 Ooh, great body kick.

02:06:05.000 Yeah, he's just going to go straight to the body.

02:06:07.000 He knows he's hurt now.

02:06:08.000 Oh, Jim's trying to take him down.

02:06:09.000 Jim's forced to kind of wrestle, you know?

02:06:11.000 Yeah.

02:06:11.000 That's his background.

02:06:13.000 Front kicks are coming, son.

02:06:14.000 Dang, that leg kick is nasty.

02:06:15.000 Beautiful sidestep, too.

02:06:17.000 A confident Donald, good luck with that.

02:06:20.000 Once he's feeling it like he is right now, he's going to start getting creative.

02:06:24.000 What?

02:06:27.000 Wow, another front kick to the body.

02:06:29.000 Man, I'm not happy with that.

02:06:31.000 That was a front kick to the body, man.

02:06:33.000 I mean, he kind of grazed the cup coming in, but it was the body shot that he went down to.

02:06:37.000 Yes.

02:06:38.000 That's crazy.

02:06:40.000 How do you play that, though?

02:06:41.000 Because Dan thinks it's a groin shot.

02:06:43.000 I don't know.

02:06:43.000 What can he do?

02:06:44.000 And he can't let Cowboy finish him off.

02:06:46.000 I think you have to watch the replay.

02:06:48.000 And if the replay shows it's a body shot, you stop it.

02:06:50.000 It's over for Donald?

02:06:51.000 That makes sense.

02:06:52.000 Yeah, Donald wins.

02:06:53.000 Yeah, if the replay showed that, what we saw, I'd say the fight stopped.

02:06:56.000 I agree.

02:06:57.000 He went to it again.

02:06:58.000 Now he's hurt.

02:06:59.000 Ooh, threw a big right hand.

02:07:03.000 He went to him again.

02:07:04.000 Oh, he's just kicking that fucking stomach.

02:07:08.000 How tough is Jim Miller?

02:07:09.000 Tough as shit.

02:07:10.000 Jim Miller might still win this fight, son.

02:07:13.000 He might still win this fight.

02:07:14.000 Anything can happen.

02:07:16.000 Oh, man.

02:07:17.000 Dom was lighting him up with that front kick.

02:07:19.000 Bon Jovi could show up right now.

02:07:21.000 Look at this.

02:07:23.000 Fucking Bon Jovi could show up with the whole band right now.

02:07:26.000 What are you talking about?

02:07:27.000 Not even Bruce Springsteen cage size could save him.

02:07:30.000 Oh, try to switch kick.

02:07:35.000 He's worried about that front kick in the body.

02:07:37.000 Look how low his hand is.

02:07:38.000 Donald's going to switch kick him in the face, I think.

02:07:40.000 Well, he just tried.

02:07:41.000 He just tried, but Miller covered it with his right shoulder.

02:07:46.000 Ooh, nice inside leg kick by Miller.

02:07:50.000 He can't run into anything because Miller tried to catch him with that right hand.

02:07:53.000 Look how red his whole body is.

02:07:54.000 His whole body is just tagged up.

02:07:56.000 His organs are fucking done.

02:07:58.000 Donald's going to switch it up.

02:08:00.000 Ooh, but he's throwing a lot of kicks too.

02:08:02.000 He is.

02:08:03.000 I don't want this fight to end.

02:08:05.000 I don't want it to end, but I think it should have ended.

02:08:08.000 Me too, but now that's not...

02:08:09.000 I want Cowboy to win, just not yet.

02:08:12.000 That's a crazy bad ref call.

02:08:15.000 Horrible call.

02:08:15.000 Ooh!

02:08:16.000 I like that inside leg kick.

02:08:18.000 Damn!

02:08:18.000 It's doing work.

02:08:19.000 It's the only thing that's working for him, really.

02:08:22.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:08:23.000 Oh, my God.

02:08:25.000 Oh, son.

02:08:27.000 He's hearing Bon Jovi right now.

02:08:29.000 Right now he's hearing fucking slippery when wet backwards.

02:08:33.000 Oh, my God.

02:08:35.000 Oh, my God.

02:08:36.000 He's not good in New Jersey.

02:08:40.000 Damn.

02:08:44.000 That was spectacular.

02:08:45.000 Look, they just sent Joe Silva to shake his hand.

02:08:47.000 He's back on the hunt for fucking tough women.

02:08:49.000 That was spectacular.

02:08:50.000 Well, you know what?

02:08:50.000 Joe Silva is on the ball.

02:08:52.000 I'm sure he thought that first one was a stoppage.

02:08:55.000 He should have stopped him with that first one.

02:08:56.000 Donald was just complaining about something.

02:08:58.000 I think he said it should have been stopped earlier.

02:09:00.000 It should have been stopped.

02:09:00.000 He's right.

02:09:01.000 He's right.

02:09:02.000 Look at this.

02:09:02.000 Boom!

02:09:03.000 Set it up with a punch.

02:09:04.000 That shit is perfect.

02:09:06.000 That is a perfect shin to the head.

02:09:09.000 He looked low and came high?

02:09:10.000 Look at this.

02:09:10.000 Look, he shielded it with the right hand.

02:09:13.000 Look at that.

02:09:14.000 Boom!

02:09:15.000 That right hand was designed just to stick out there.

02:09:18.000 And the shin was coming behind it the whole time.

02:09:20.000 Like, as he was throwing that right hand, he was already kicking.

02:09:23.000 Look.

02:09:24.000 Boom!

02:09:24.000 See that?

02:09:25.000 That wasn't like right hand misses, land the shin.

02:09:28.000 The right hand was just a setup to shield the kick so he wouldn't see it.

02:09:34.000 Completely blocked the kick.

02:09:35.000 He's throwing it, and the kick's right behind it.

02:09:37.000 He already knew he had him fucked up, too, and he was mostly covering his body.

02:09:40.000 That was beautiful, man.

02:09:42.000 That was beautiful.

02:09:43.000 Goddamn, that was beautiful.

02:09:45.000 Damn, that was sick.

02:09:46.000 Donald Cerrone's a motherfucker.

02:09:48.000 The kid's on fire.

02:09:50.000 Straight fire.

02:09:51.000 So good, man.

02:09:53.000 He's so good.

02:09:54.000 So good.

02:09:56.000 This is the Donald Cerrone, like, focus, like you were saying, you know?

02:09:59.000 Got his shit together.

02:10:02.000 Powerful Joe Diaz, where you at tonight?

02:10:04.000 I'm fucking nowhere.

02:10:05.000 I'm here with you.

02:10:06.000 I ain't going nowhere.

02:10:06.000 You got no gigs?

02:10:07.000 You want to come to the improv?

02:10:09.000 No.

02:10:09.000 Take half my spot.

02:10:11.000 I want to watch you.

02:10:12.000 No, I want to watch you.

02:10:14.000 Do it for Joe.

02:10:15.000 Come on, please.

02:10:16.000 I want to watch you.

02:10:18.000 Yeah, I'm at the 10 o'clock show.

02:10:20.000 I got shorts on, I'm gonna go home.

02:10:22.000 Shorts, perfect.

02:10:23.000 Gabriel Iglesias does his whole show in shorts.

02:10:26.000 Look, now he's got a giant movie.

02:10:28.000 Shit.

02:10:30.000 Shit.

02:10:30.000 He's a good dude, right?

02:10:32.000 He's one of those dudes that, I don't know him, but everybody is happy that he does well.

02:10:38.000 Yeah.

02:10:38.000 You know, I don't hear anybody say bad things about that guy.

02:10:40.000 No, he's a solid fucking dude.

02:10:42.000 How old is he?

02:10:43.000 35, I think?

02:10:44.000 Maybe.

02:10:45.000 I'm here 17 years.

02:10:47.000 34, yeah.

02:10:49.000 Let's find out.

02:10:51.000 I'll say, yeah, 34 maybe.

02:10:53.000 Gabriel.

02:10:56.000 Gabriel Iglesias.

02:10:58.000 Plus he's legit Mexican, so the Mexicans are very excited.

02:11:03.000 You know, they got very bummed out with Minstelia.

02:11:07.000 They couldn't believe it.

02:11:08.000 37. 37. Yeah, Brian Stan calling it correct.

02:11:19.000 Look at this.

02:11:20.000 Boom!

02:11:21.000 The way he covers it with that right hand, hides it with that right hand.

02:11:25.000 Look at those guys getting crazy.

02:11:27.000 Yeah, that's it.

02:11:28.000 Yeah.

02:11:28.000 That's the way I beat him up that time.

02:11:30.000 I told you.

02:11:31.000 I told you right after high school, that fucking guy that I went to science class with?

02:11:35.000 Damn.

02:11:38.000 Yeah, New Jersey's bad luck for you, Jim Miller.

02:11:40.000 Don't take these fucking fights no more.

02:11:42.000 Hey, he's a tough guy.

02:11:44.000 He's only going to get better.

02:11:46.000 Damn, Bruce has on that three-piece.

02:11:49.000 I'm telling you, three-piece is making a comeback.

02:11:51.000 Where is Miller training?

02:11:55.000 He's at his school, right?

02:11:56.000 In New Jersey.

02:11:57.000 Is that where he's training?

02:11:58.000 I think so.

02:12:00.000 Does he do Mark Henry at all?

02:12:02.000 Does he train with him at all?

02:12:04.000 Ever?

02:12:04.000 Nope.

02:12:05.000 But they're in the same town, right?

02:12:06.000 Or the same part of those?

02:12:08.000 Where's Mark Henry at?

02:12:09.000 He's in New Jersey.

02:12:10.000 He owns Pino's Pizza.

02:12:12.000 He owns a pizza place?

02:12:13.000 Yeah, Pino's Pizza.

02:12:14.000 It's like the best pizza you've ever had.

02:12:15.000 Where at?

02:12:16.000 In what part of New Jersey?

02:12:17.000 I don't know what part.

02:12:18.000 I'm not familiar with it.

02:12:19.000 Are you close to the bridge?

02:12:20.000 Are you close to the tunnel?

02:12:21.000 No.

02:12:22.000 Okay.

02:12:23.000 When I was a kid, there was a Pinos.

02:12:25.000 Are you close to...

02:12:27.000 Who's the jiu-jitsu guy in New Jersey?

02:12:29.000 Ricardo Amana?

02:12:30.000 Yes.

02:12:31.000 Him and Ricardo are best friends.

02:12:34.000 Frankie?

02:12:35.000 Ricardo, Frankie, and Mark Henry are the squad.

02:12:38.000 And they're like, that's the team there.

02:12:41.000 So Miller is training in his own place.

02:12:43.000 Who gave Miller his black belt?

02:12:44.000 I'm not sure.

02:12:46.000 Do you know who he trains with?

02:12:47.000 I don't.

02:12:48.000 I thought it was his school, right?

02:12:50.000 It was him and his brother doing work together.

02:12:51.000 It's so important, Brendan Schaub, so important to be in the right camp, right?

02:12:55.000 You're right.

02:12:56.000 That's what we were talking to you about, son.

02:12:58.000 True.

02:12:59.000 And what I see is you gotta get into a camp that makes you happy.

02:13:06.000 And what these people are doing now, like I just read that Ovarines with Greg Jackson.

02:13:11.000 You know, it's like Greg Jackson's taking everybody down there now to fucking save him.

02:13:17.000 O'Brien's been in too many camps before.

02:13:19.000 There you go.

02:13:20.000 There you go.

02:13:20.000 Once you keep moving, it's not the fighter, it's the fighter.

02:13:23.000 There's something going on with the fighter.

02:13:25.000 You know, somebody's telling him something he don't think he wants to hear or something.

02:13:30.000 He can't take criticism.

02:13:31.000 I don't like that.

02:13:33.000 A camp is fucking really important.

02:13:35.000 You can't be your own boss.

02:13:36.000 No, it's like a camp for comedy.

02:13:38.000 You have your friends.

02:13:39.000 You have three or four friends that you throw shit around.

02:13:42.000 One of your friends will tell you you're slipping.

02:13:43.000 That joke has been done before.

02:13:46.000 That's an old joke.

02:13:47.000 You have your friends.

02:13:49.000 That is true.

02:13:50.000 That's our camp.

02:13:51.000 Your camp is a home.

02:13:53.000 When are you happier?

02:13:55.000 When your wife is upset or when your wife is happy?

02:13:58.000 When are you fucking happy?

02:13:59.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:14:00.000 Depends on what you're looking to do.

02:14:02.000 Depends on what you're looking to do.

02:14:03.000 Your house has to be happy.

02:14:04.000 If you're looking to fucking sign some legal papers, you're like, finally she's mad at me.

02:14:09.000 Let's end this.

02:14:10.000 If your house is undecisive, you're going to be undecisive.

02:14:13.000 That is true.

02:14:14.000 That's a great analogy.

02:14:15.000 No, it's the truth.

02:14:16.000 It's totally true.

02:14:17.000 It's a true, you know, confidence is, you know, what I've found out lately at the age of 50 is, Jesus fucking, I wish somebody told me at 26 is, Guess what, guys?

02:14:28.000 Timing is everything.

02:14:29.000 Yeah.

02:14:30.000 It's everything.

02:14:31.000 It's me doing the right scissor-sweeping jiu-jitsu to my joke working, to my punch working, to me timing a knee.

02:14:40.000 To knowing the right time to kiss a young lady.

02:14:42.000 Jesus fucking Christ.

02:14:43.000 Timing is fucking everything, man.

02:14:45.000 True.

02:14:45.000 Yeah.

02:14:46.000 It really is remarkable in so many ways.

02:14:48.000 The timing is...

02:14:50.000 It's everything.

02:14:51.000 It's a lot.

02:14:52.000 It's certainly a lot.

02:14:53.000 I mean, it's about recognizing moments.

02:14:55.000 That's what striking is all about, recognizing the correct moment.

02:14:59.000 You know, and the more you work on your technique, the more you spar, the more you get your timing down, the more you know how to recognize the correct moment.

02:15:07.000 You know?

02:15:07.000 It's the thing with jiu-jitsu, too.

02:15:09.000 Knowing the correct moment to move.

02:15:11.000 Knowing the correct moment for transitions.

02:15:13.000 It's a lot.

02:15:14.000 It's everything.

02:15:15.000 Conversations?

02:15:16.000 How bad is it having a conversation with someone who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up?

02:15:19.000 Or just ends every story?

02:15:21.000 Oh yeah, or just...

02:15:22.000 Every detail?

02:15:23.000 Talks over you while you're...

02:15:25.000 The worst is when you're telling a story and instead of responding to your story and talking about, wow, that was crazy, what were you thinking?

02:15:32.000 What's going on with you, Brendan?

02:15:33.000 They just start telling a story of their own that's completely unrelated.

02:15:36.000 Completely unrelated.

02:15:37.000 And you're like, hey man, were you not listening?

02:15:39.000 Like, I just told you a crazy-ass story.

02:15:41.000 You don't even have any questions.

02:15:43.000 It's offensive.

02:15:43.000 We're not talking.

02:15:44.000 Yeah.

02:15:45.000 You're just using me as a fucking wall to throw a rubber ball against.

02:15:49.000 Yeah.

02:15:49.000 You fuck.

02:15:50.000 You fuck.

02:15:51.000 Look at this.

02:15:51.000 Doom!

02:15:54.000 Goddamn, he throws that right neck kick so good.

02:15:58.000 Perfect, too.

02:15:59.000 Look at this.

02:16:00.000 Slam!

02:16:01.000 Boom!

02:16:02.000 Shin.

02:16:03.000 All shin.

02:16:05.000 Floppy foot.

02:16:06.000 Right around the neck.

02:16:09.000 Damn.

02:16:10.000 Incredible fight.

02:16:13.000 Donald Cerrone's at his best of all time right now, right?

02:16:15.000 Wouldn't you say?

02:16:16.000 You don't want to fight him, yeah.

02:16:17.000 He's on point right now.

02:16:18.000 He's doing so many things well.

02:16:20.000 When's the last time he lost?

02:16:22.000 He lost to Hedis.

02:16:23.000 Dos Anjos.

02:16:24.000 How long ago?

02:16:25.000 Yeah, Dos Anjos was just a little bit ago.

02:16:26.000 Really close fight.

02:16:27.000 This year.

02:16:27.000 He lost this year, too.

02:16:29.000 Yeah.

02:16:29.000 Dos Anjos wrestled him.

02:16:30.000 He was off, man.

02:16:32.000 Yeah, that was an interesting fight.

02:16:35.000 And then the Pettis fight, Pettis caught him with that nasty left.

02:16:38.000 Look at these motherfuckers bringing Chris Lytle back and shit.

02:16:40.000 Chris Lytle, good analyst, knows his shit, smart guy, was actually running for office in Indiana.

02:16:46.000 Smart motherfucker.

02:16:47.000 All those guys are smart up there.

02:16:49.000 Yeah.

02:16:52.000 No doubt.

02:16:53.000 No doubt, Kenny Florian.

02:16:54.000 I like that hanky.

02:16:55.000 Do you use it to blow your nose?

02:16:57.000 Because I would.

02:16:58.000 For any reason it should be there.

02:17:00.000 Yeah, if I have a hanky.

02:17:01.000 Look at it.

02:17:01.000 Cormier got a nice hanky in there, too.

02:17:03.000 You know, I guarantee you this is some shit that the UFC made for them, like the UFC does with me.

02:17:08.000 Oh, yeah.

02:17:08.000 They got fitted.

02:17:09.000 They all got fitted for suits.

02:17:10.000 Oh, there it is.

02:17:10.000 There you go.

02:17:11.000 That's why I have suits.

02:17:12.000 The UFC hooked it up.

02:17:14.000 I have an issue.

02:17:16.000 Look at powerful Chris Lytle, though.

02:17:19.000 Looking slick.

02:17:20.000 Good to see him getting some love up there.

02:17:24.000 Because he's a smart dude.

02:17:25.000 See, this is where Randy really fucked up.

02:17:28.000 Taking that short money to go over to that Bellator thing.

02:17:31.000 He missed out on this shit.

02:17:32.000 All this stuff, man.

02:17:33.000 Because he could have been an analyst on Fox forever.

02:17:36.000 They would have loved to have him on.

02:17:39.000 Everyone loves Randy.

02:17:40.000 Everyone loves Randy.

02:17:41.000 It would have pumped up every movie he did.

02:17:44.000 To take that short money and go over to that Bellator show, which was not going to last, man.

02:17:50.000 There's not enough guys.

02:17:51.000 It's just too hard.

02:17:53.000 Well, who do you blame in that?

02:17:54.000 You blame his manager, his friends?

02:17:55.000 I don't blame anybody because I don't have enough information.

02:17:58.000 If I talk to Dana White, I'm most certainly going to get a story that's in favor of Randy fucking up.

02:18:04.000 If I talk to Randy, maybe he'll say that he had to take the money, he needs it.

02:18:08.000 I don't know.

02:18:09.000 Who the fuck knows?

02:18:10.000 Who knows, yeah.

02:18:10.000 I'm not asking.

02:18:11.000 Bad idea, though.

02:18:12.000 But it's a bad idea for a guy like Randy, as the sport is growing in all these analyst positions.

02:18:16.000 Who knows, man?

02:18:17.000 Maybe he doesn't like doing analyst positions, too.

02:18:19.000 That's also possible.

02:18:21.000 I mean...

02:18:21.000 I think that's a possibility.

02:18:23.000 Of course.

02:18:24.000 He's a movie star now.

02:18:25.000 He's, you know...

02:18:26.000 He's, like, world-renowned.

02:18:28.000 He could do seminars.

02:18:30.000 He could do whatever he wants.

02:18:31.000 Maybe he doesn't want to wear a monkey suit.

02:18:33.000 True.

02:18:33.000 Maybe he'd be up there with his bandana on and fucking weird bracelets and shit.

02:18:37.000 I hope eventually Chael Sonnen's back up there doing this stuff.

02:18:40.000 Do you think that...

02:18:41.000 Because he's the best.

02:18:42.000 Do you think that they'll take him back?

02:18:44.000 I think they can take him back.

02:18:45.000 I think you'd have to have some.

02:18:47.000 How do you do it?

02:18:47.000 The country forgives everything.

02:18:49.000 It's how he approaches it.

02:18:51.000 This is going to be how he approaches it.

02:18:53.000 This is all up to him.

02:18:54.000 Well, I'm sure the UFC wants him, so I'm sure at some point they're going to advise him, you need to do, you know...

02:18:59.000 I don't know what you can advise, though.

02:19:01.000 I think part of the issue is...

02:19:03.000 Yeah, part of the issue is what do you say?

02:19:05.000 What do you tell him to do?

02:19:07.000 It's all just speculation.

02:19:08.000 Like, what's going to make it go away quicker?

02:19:09.000 I don't think there's anything.

02:19:10.000 Time.

02:19:11.000 Time.

02:19:12.000 They forgave Michael Vick.

02:19:14.000 Yeah, but they did.

02:19:15.000 That's a good point.

02:19:16.000 Okay, they forgave Michael Vick, guys.

02:19:18.000 It's time and how you approach it.

02:19:19.000 I still haven't.

02:19:21.000 There's a lot of people that hate him, but I'm still saying how.

02:19:25.000 Nobody's hating on channel here.

02:19:27.000 This was very hard for Dana.

02:19:29.000 This was very hard for Fox.

02:19:31.000 It was just something that...

02:19:33.000 You know, bro, they wouldn't have let him go if he didn't goof on people.

02:19:39.000 He goofed on people.

02:19:40.000 He goofed on people and sometimes if you live by the motherfucking sword, you die by the motherfucking sword.

02:19:45.000 I don't think you're right in that regard.

02:19:46.000 I think they would have let him go no matter what.

02:19:48.000 They would have let him go no matter what, but you know, even the thing he said about whatever gave him cancer.

02:19:52.000 He said a lot of fucked up things, guys.

02:19:54.000 Yeah, but he said he didn't say that.

02:19:56.000 A lot of shit was funny and a lot of shit wasn't.

02:19:59.000 If you would have said or I would have said it, we would have had problems, man.

02:20:02.000 You know, he said a lot of fucked up shit.

02:20:04.000 He knows this.

02:20:06.000 He knows this.

02:20:07.000 That's what made him a star, though, too, you know?

02:20:08.000 Like I said, live by the sword, die by the sword.

02:20:11.000 Well, it's interesting.

02:20:11.000 He became this shit talker, like, late in his career.

02:20:15.000 Like, he'd go to the early career.

02:20:17.000 Like, he fought in Bodog.

02:20:18.000 Back when he fought in Bodog.

02:20:19.000 Remember Bodog?

02:20:20.000 Remember Bodog?

02:20:21.000 Oh, yeah.

02:20:22.000 Bodog put on some good fucking fights, man.

02:20:24.000 Heck, yeah.

02:20:24.000 Kane fought in Bodog.

02:20:25.000 Did he really?

02:20:26.000 Kane fought in Bodog.

02:20:27.000 Remember Matt Linlin vs.

02:20:29.000 Fedor?

02:20:30.000 That might have been what brought Bodog down.

02:20:32.000 True.

02:20:33.000 What?

02:20:33.000 They had to pay him like a million dollars to fight on the internet.

02:20:36.000 Back when the internet was not there.

02:20:39.000 And then the homeboy of Bodog ran the Bodog betting website and that got shut down.

02:20:44.000 Well, not only did he get shut down, but he is like a criminal.

02:20:47.000 He can't even come into the country anymore.

02:20:49.000 Because he was operating what they deemed to be an illegal gambling site.

02:20:53.000 And so, like, Calvin Ayers was like, he had some thing with Dana White, where he invited Dana, said he would pick him up on a private jet and show him his lifestyle.

02:21:06.000 You know, because Dana was jealous of him.

02:21:09.000 Yeah, this is like when Bodog was competing with the UFC. They're trying to?

02:21:13.000 Yeah, way, way, way, way back in the day.

02:21:16.000 And Dana was like, dude, you're a criminal.

02:21:18.000 You can't even come to this country.

02:21:20.000 Yeah, I'm all good to see what you're doing.

02:21:21.000 What are you talking about?

02:21:21.000 I'm going to hang out with you, you criminal?

02:21:23.000 And then after Bodog went down, that's when Affliction opened up and signed Fedor?

02:21:29.000 Yes.

02:21:29.000 There was a billboard on Vegas.

02:21:31.000 I'll never forget it.

02:21:32.000 As I was driving in, Calvin Iyer Presents, and it was him standing there, like, with a suit on, like, sunglasses on and shit.

02:21:40.000 So dope.

02:21:41.000 I was like, what am I looking at?

02:21:43.000 I love it.

02:21:44.000 He's advertising fights by showing pictures of him.

02:21:46.000 Himself.

02:21:47.000 His ego's so big, and he's so fucking rich.

02:21:50.000 Well, you know, when you're a baller like that.

02:21:53.000 And also, he's also promoting a brand, right?

02:21:56.000 He wants to be Dana White.

02:21:59.000 That's what he wants to do, by putting his face on the billboard.

02:22:01.000 Sort of, but back then, Dana White wasn't even the Dana White that you think of when you think of him today.

02:22:06.000 You know, today he's a superstar.

02:22:07.000 Back then, I don't believe he was nearly as famous, because MMA wasn't as famous.

02:22:12.000 It was more of the transitionary period before MMA exploded.

02:22:15.000 I think it was pre, I might be wrong, but I want to say it was pre-Ultimate Fighter, or close.

02:22:21.000 And then Affliction came along, just paying Orlovsky, Fedor, Rothwell, Vitor, Lin-Lin.

02:22:29.000 They threw some money, son.

02:22:30.000 They threw some money.

02:22:31.000 They had one legit show in there.

02:22:33.000 Just like, damn, we're broke.

02:22:34.000 There's the fucking man right there at 155. No one kicks like that, dude.

02:22:38.000 True.

02:22:39.000 Woo!

02:22:40.000 I'll tell you what, don't sleep on Miles Juri at number 8 there.

02:22:43.000 No.

02:22:43.000 He's good.

02:22:44.000 Habib, man, I'm telling you, the matchup no one wants is that Habib cat.

02:22:48.000 Yeah, you're right.

02:22:49.000 No one wants to fight that guy.

02:22:50.000 He's a beast.

02:22:51.000 Horrible beast.

02:22:52.000 Just a bad match for everyone in there.

02:22:54.000 Wouldn't you love to see him versus Pettis?

02:22:55.000 I would.

02:22:56.000 Holy shit, that would be crazy.

02:22:58.000 I would really like to see what happens in that.

02:23:00.000 Me too.

02:23:00.000 You know, I get criticized for this all the time, but I'm going to say it again.

02:23:04.000 I think that a guy like a Ben Askren, which everybody says, oh, you know, I don't like watching him.

02:23:09.000 I don't like watching his style.

02:23:11.000 I want to see him fight everybody.

02:23:13.000 Really?

02:23:14.000 Everybody.

02:23:14.000 Because he's going to talk it up.

02:23:16.000 Not just that.

02:23:17.000 Really, he's a young Chael Sonnen.

02:23:19.000 That's what he is.

02:23:19.000 Better.

02:23:20.000 Better wrestling.

02:23:21.000 But I'm saying in MMA, that's what he's kind of going for now.

02:23:26.000 Yeah, maybe.

02:23:27.000 Well, he's going for hyping things up.

02:23:29.000 But my point is, just forget about his talking.

02:23:31.000 If he never said a word, I want to see him fight everybody.

02:23:33.000 I want to see him fight Woodley.

02:23:35.000 I want to see him fight Rory.

02:23:37.000 I want to see him fight Nick Diaz.

02:23:39.000 I want to see what the fuck guys can do to him.

02:23:42.000 And you're cool with him just taking him down and winning by decision.

02:23:46.000 If he can do it?

02:23:47.000 Yeah, if he can do it, you're cool.

02:23:48.000 Fuck yeah.

02:23:48.000 Me too.

02:23:49.000 We're on the same.

02:23:49.000 I'm just saying people are going to say that's not fighting though.

02:23:52.000 So were you a fan of John Fitch?

02:23:53.000 Yes.

02:23:54.000 Yes.

02:23:54.000 I'm with you because if you can't stop, it's impressive.

02:23:56.000 He's that good at it.

02:23:57.000 If you can't stop it, it's a tactic.

02:23:59.000 And if you don't know how to fight off your back, if you can't attack off your back, get back up to your feet or stop him from taking you down.

02:24:04.000 It's super impressive because you know how hard it is to take someone down?

02:24:06.000 Fuck yeah.

02:24:07.000 For 15 minutes or 25 seconds.

02:24:09.000 Yeah.

02:24:10.000 And I get it, folks.

02:24:11.000 It's not entertaining.

02:24:12.000 If you say you don't like that, I guess I'm a bigger fan than you.

02:24:16.000 I just like the real deal.

02:24:17.000 Well, the difference is you know what's going on.

02:24:21.000 You have a history with mixed martial arts.

02:24:23.000 Those people...

02:24:24.000 Just want to be entertained.

02:24:25.000 Maybe.

02:24:26.000 Whether you get knocked out five times or you win, you know what I'm saying?

02:24:29.000 They don't care.

02:24:29.000 Whoever gets knocked out, that's all they want to see.

02:24:31.000 Well, I think there's some mixed martial arts fans.

02:24:33.000 I'm being just completely facetious.

02:24:34.000 I think there's some legit mixed martial arts fans that don't want to see that ever.

02:24:38.000 And they're legit fans.

02:24:39.000 I agree.

02:24:39.000 They want to see some action.

02:24:40.000 They're the exception, though.

02:24:42.000 But my point of view is that I'm a purist.

02:24:45.000 And as a purist, I need to see all the possibilities.

02:24:50.000 Yes.

02:24:50.000 Like, we would have never known that leg kicks existed if someone didn't come along and start throwing them.

02:24:54.000 True.

02:24:54.000 You know, you didn't know that a guy could choke guys out like Hoist Gracie did until he came along.

02:24:59.000 So when a guy like Askin comes around and he just takes everybody down...

02:25:02.000 You don't think we've seen that?

02:25:03.000 Not like that.

02:25:04.000 I don't think so.

02:25:05.000 But you're not fighting top competition either.

02:25:07.000 Exactly.

02:25:08.000 Exactly.

02:25:09.000 I know, so...

02:25:09.000 But look what he did to guys that are really good over there.

02:25:13.000 Look what he did.

02:25:14.000 Over where?

02:25:15.000 Bellator?

02:25:16.000 Yeah, but still.

02:25:18.000 You're talking about C-level fighters?

02:25:20.000 I think B, but yes.

02:25:22.000 Some B, for sure.

02:25:23.000 Some even A. Chandler, Eddie Alvarez, you're talking A-levels.

02:25:26.000 They have some A-levels, for sure.

02:25:27.000 I'm not clowning Bellator.

02:25:29.000 I'm saying, for the most part, though, Ben Askren isn't fighting top dogs.

02:25:33.000 So we don't know.

02:25:34.000 Exactly.

02:25:35.000 So we've got to see.

02:25:36.000 And the only one way to see is to let him do it.

02:25:39.000 Jump in there with Johnny Hendricks?

02:25:40.000 Fuck yeah, with anybody.

02:25:42.000 Throw him in there with anybody really good.

02:25:44.000 You wouldn't want to see him and, you know, name the beast.

02:25:47.000 Hector Lombard.

02:25:48.000 Jesus Luizus.

02:25:49.000 You're telling me you wouldn't want to see Ben Askren versus Hector Lombard?

02:25:52.000 Two former champs from Bellator.

02:25:54.000 Hey, I'm with you.

02:25:56.000 I think if a guy's that dominant at one position, it's dope to see.

02:26:00.000 Yeah.

02:26:00.000 Like, everyone talks about the super fight with George St. Peter and Aniston Silva.

02:26:04.000 Hate to tell you, that's not going to be a fun fight.

02:26:07.000 George is going to lay on them if they ever did fight, which isn't happening, obviously.

02:26:11.000 For 25 minutes, I just think GSB's laying on top of him.

02:26:14.000 I don't know if that necessarily wouldn't happen.

02:26:15.000 I think that fight is a possibility.

02:26:17.000 If George ever does decide to come back, which who knows if he does, and Anderson is going to come back, Anderson's already throwing kicks.

02:26:23.000 Have you seen that?

02:26:24.000 There's a video of Anderson punching the bag and he throws a kick with that fucking leg.

02:26:29.000 Slaps into the bag.

02:26:30.000 Ridiculous.

02:26:31.000 I think if that fight does happen, it's going to get marketed as biggest fight ever in UFC history, and everyone's going to be like, damn, Doug.

02:26:38.000 25-minute wrestling clinic.

02:26:39.000 That's what I think.

02:26:40.000 You think so?

02:26:40.000 Yep.

02:26:41.000 Be interesting.

02:26:42.000 Who knows?

02:26:43.000 Who knows?

02:26:45.000 Who knows?

02:26:46.000 But I want to see all styles, dude.

02:26:49.000 Me too, man.

02:26:51.000 For me, it's very important to know what's possible.

02:26:53.000 And there's only truly one way to know what's possible.

02:26:56.000 You've got to see those guys duke it out.

02:26:58.000 You've got to see the best guys duke it out.

02:27:00.000 And when a guy is a champion of another organization, like a Bellator champion, and he's been able to do that to everybody over there, and he starts talking a bunch of shit, bring him in!

02:27:09.000 The way the UFC works, though, is they're not going to bring him in and have him fight Johnny Hendricks.

02:27:13.000 They're going to bring him in and be like, take number seven, Hector Lombard.

02:27:16.000 Have fun with that.

02:27:16.000 Yes, good.

02:27:17.000 Because we want him to see get destroyed.

02:27:19.000 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

02:27:20.000 Yeah, I'm with you.

02:27:21.000 Be dope.

02:27:22.000 I want to see.

02:27:22.000 I'm with you.

02:27:23.000 I want to see if he does, and I want to see if he doesn't.

02:27:25.000 If he can take Lombard down and molest him for three rounds, holy shit, that would be wild to watch, man.

02:27:29.000 Then we got problems on our hands.

02:27:30.000 It would be wild to watch, man, if he starts molesting everybody.

02:27:33.000 How old's Ben?

02:27:33.000 That's a good question.

02:27:34.000 I would say...

02:27:35.000 Because he's resting for a while.

02:27:36.000 I'm going to take a guess.

02:27:37.000 I'm going to say 31. Let's see.

02:27:39.000 Ben Askren.

02:27:41.000 Did you guys watch the pre-show?

02:27:42.000 Because it's exactly what we said was going to happen.

02:27:44.000 He just turned 30. 30. Pa-pow.

02:27:49.000 30 years old.

02:27:50.000 Plenty of time.

02:27:52.000 Plenty of time.

02:27:53.000 Plenty of time.

02:27:56.000 Plenty.

02:27:57.000 Beltro wraps you up in that contract, though, so who knows if we'll see it.

02:28:00.000 Yeah.

02:28:01.000 What's up with that, huh?

02:28:02.000 Because they know.

02:28:03.000 Well, no one's trying to be like, oh, I want to be Bellator champ for life.

02:28:06.000 Well, he's out, though.

02:28:07.000 He's out of that contract.

02:28:08.000 Well, he's in, what is it, 1FC now, right?

02:28:10.000 Yeah, look at this.

02:28:11.000 They're doing a little demonstration.

02:28:14.000 Oh, I see the socks, Kenny.

02:28:17.000 Sweet, sexy red socks.

02:28:21.000 DC's just waiting for a shot, right?

02:28:22.000 He had surgery?

02:28:23.000 Is he having surgery on his knee?

02:28:24.000 He doesn't know if he's going to have it.

02:28:26.000 He might not have the surgery.

02:28:28.000 He might just try to rehab it.

02:28:30.000 His ACL is only partially torn and his MCL is torn so the MCL he can rest up and do therapy on it.

02:28:37.000 He's 36 years old and he's concerned with taking a full year off because that is what is going to happen.

02:28:43.000 And then jumping into John Jones or Gusman?

02:28:46.000 Yeah, whoever wins.

02:28:48.000 Yes.

02:28:48.000 Or, you know, who knows?

02:28:49.000 By then, if he gets surgery and then the landscape changes in a year, then maybe he's fighting Glover, maybe he's fighting, you know, who knows who he's fighting.

02:28:57.000 He needs to just wait for his...

02:29:00.000 Well, it depends on how good his knee is, though, because what if he waits for the title shot and his knee is bunk and it goes out in the first round and he could have just waited an extra six months after that, let somebody else fight, and then fought John with a 100% knee.

02:29:13.000 No, I'm with you.

02:29:14.000 I think, no, as long as your next fight's for the title, once you're in line for the title, Don't do anything.

02:29:20.000 Don't do any surgery.

02:29:22.000 Well, no, I'm saying don't take any other fights.

02:29:24.000 Right.

02:29:24.000 Like, don't get surgery, then they're going to be like, alright, well, we're going to toss you Glover.

02:29:28.000 Beat him, then we're going to give it to you.

02:29:29.000 Nope.

02:29:30.000 What do you think about Verdum and Kane?

02:29:31.000 I think it's a rough matchup for Kane.

02:29:33.000 You think so?

02:29:34.000 I really do, man.

02:29:35.000 Really?

02:29:35.000 You know, I'm always pro-jiu-jitsu.

02:29:37.000 I just think Verdum, if you've ever seen that dude, obviously you have, he's huge, man.

02:29:42.000 He's like 6'6", you know what I'm saying?

02:29:44.000 He's a big dude.

02:29:46.000 Legit dangerous striking.

02:29:47.000 Oh, and Kane, he's going to throw those elbows and that Cordero teaches him all that stuff and the knees, and you want to take him down off that?

02:29:54.000 Well, his fight starts once his back hits the ground.

02:29:57.000 We're not talking about Junior Dos Santos on the ground, Chet Congo, Bigfoot.

02:30:02.000 No, son.

02:30:03.000 We're talking about the very best pure Brazilian jiu-jitsu artist in the heavyweight division on his back.

02:30:08.000 Without a doubt.

02:30:09.000 Without a doubt.

02:30:10.000 And also, if I'm Verdun's corner...

02:30:13.000 And I'm saying, alright son, if he's doing what he did to Junior Dos Santos and he puts his forehead in your chest and he's dirty boxing against the cage, if that's going on for a long amount of time, you're jumping to half guard, mixing things up.

02:30:25.000 We're not going to stay there and get our ass whipped like Junior Dos Santos did.

02:30:27.000 You're going to half guard, you're going to look to sweep, you're going to look for submissions.

02:30:30.000 Very interesting.

02:30:31.000 Crazy, right?

02:30:32.000 I don't know.

02:30:33.000 I'm all about it.

02:30:34.000 I believe in Verdum in this one.

02:30:36.000 Could you imagine if Verdum taps him in Mexico?

02:30:39.000 What?

02:30:40.000 Oh, good lord.

02:30:40.000 And then they find out Verdum speaks better Spanish than Kane?

02:30:44.000 You'd have the biggest heavyweight star since Brock Lesnar.

02:30:47.000 You think so?

02:30:48.000 Yep.

02:30:48.000 Why do you think that?

02:30:49.000 Why do you think he would be so big?

02:30:51.000 He has a personality.

02:30:52.000 He's bilingual.

02:30:54.000 We're just getting into Mexico.

02:30:55.000 He's a coach on Tough in Mexico.

02:30:59.000 Very well-spoken, good-looking dude.

02:31:02.000 Legit, legit skills.

02:31:04.000 Listen, Canes is number one in the world.

02:31:06.000 Number one badass in the world.

02:31:07.000 But personality-wise, it's just not there.

02:31:09.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:31:10.000 And Verdum has a personality to match it.

02:31:11.000 Well, you know, the other thing about Kane that you gotta deal with is that cardio.

02:31:16.000 That cardio is off the chain.

02:31:19.000 There's no one like him.

02:31:20.000 The motherfucker doesn't get tired.

02:31:22.000 Or if he does get tired, it is not like everybody else gets tired.

02:31:24.000 No, he keeps going.

02:31:25.000 It's crazy.

02:31:26.000 But if you're for Doom, alright man, cool.

02:31:28.000 You're starting to get a little tired and getting your ass whipped the first two rounds, dirty boxing against the cage, we're taking this to the ground.

02:31:34.000 Because you're not going to sit there for five minutes while he just wears your ass out, and then we're in the fourth round, you're getting TKO'd.

02:31:39.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:31:39.000 That's very interesting.

02:31:41.000 That's very interesting.

02:31:42.000 That's weird.

02:31:42.000 I could see, you know, like a crazy transition going on on the ground where he's threatening, too.

02:31:47.000 You think what he did to Fedor.

02:31:48.000 I mean, Fedor was trying that brutal ground and pound that he uses on everybody.

02:31:52.000 Wild, though.

02:31:53.000 Yeah, and Verdun was like, wrap it up, son!

02:31:55.000 Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap!

02:31:58.000 And we're not talking about Fedor with the love handles like crazy hanging over the muffin top.

02:32:01.000 We're talking about Fedor where everyone was like, What?

02:32:03.000 See, that's where I kind of disagree with you, because I think that Fedor was already slightly on the slide.

02:32:10.000 Slightly, but not Bigfoot style, where you're like, damn, someone tossed in the towel.

02:32:13.000 Well, he had knocked out Brett Rodgers in that fight before that.

02:32:16.000 Looked great in that fight, but he was tested in that fight a little bit with Rodgers.

02:32:19.000 Then he caught him with that right hand and dropped him.

02:32:20.000 Huge right hand.

02:32:21.000 And the reality of Brett Rodgers' skill was that Fedor shouldn't have been tested by him.

02:32:26.000 No, should have walked him.

02:32:27.000 He's just not the same guy.

02:32:29.000 I don't believe that Fedor is the same guy as the Fedor that fought Fujita, the Fedor that fought Krokop, the Fedor that fought Noguera.

02:32:36.000 No.

02:32:37.000 It's a different Fedor because I think he had been through all the wars, gotten divorced.

02:32:42.000 Came to America.

02:32:42.000 A lot of shit.

02:32:43.000 Body changed.

02:32:45.000 His body stopped being big and muscular.

02:32:47.000 If you look at those old fights when he was doing strength training, doing weights and strength conditioning training, he was way bigger.

02:32:53.000 Way more physically imposing.

02:32:55.000 He always had a little bit of a gut, but he didn't give a fuck.

02:32:59.000 But he was bigger in the shoulders, bigger in the neck and the chest.

02:33:02.000 And then as he got older, as he fought Dan Henderson, he lost a lot of that bulk.

02:33:06.000 That's true.

02:33:08.000 Probably just didn't want to do the weightlifting anymore.

02:33:10.000 Still, even when he fought Verdum, he was still a scary dude, man.

02:33:16.000 Oh, yeah.

02:33:16.000 So when Verdum pulled that off...

02:33:18.000 The difference between Fedor's ground and pound and Kane's is Kane's very calculated and very smart.

02:33:23.000 Fedor believed in it so much, he was just wild.

02:33:26.000 So that triangle was like, snap, son.

02:33:28.000 Sort of, but I really think that Fedor was gone.

02:33:30.000 Because then you see the Fedor fight with Bigfoot.

02:33:32.000 Think about what Kane did to Bigfoot.

02:33:34.000 And then watch that Fedor fight with Bigfoot.

02:33:36.000 And be like, Fedor was never really in that fight.

02:33:38.000 It was a mess.

02:33:39.000 It was horrible.

02:33:40.000 I thought they were going to toss in the towel.

02:33:41.000 Yeah, when Fedor was on his back and Bigfoot mounted him, I was like, oh, Jesus.

02:33:46.000 I was like, please stop.

02:33:48.000 It looked like three different weight classes.

02:33:50.000 He's a building.

02:33:52.000 Bigfoot's a building, man.

02:33:53.000 He's an enormous, enormous guy with giant hands.

02:33:59.000 But speed.

02:34:01.000 Speed's what kills him.

02:34:02.000 Yeah, if you can catch him.

02:34:03.000 That's how Cormier lit him up.

02:34:05.000 That's how Kane got him.

02:34:07.000 Everybody gets him with speed.

02:34:08.000 You have to.

02:34:09.000 Close the distance and crack him.

02:34:10.000 Yeah, you have to.

02:34:11.000 Yeah.

02:34:13.000 Oh my goodness, that's gonna be fun.

02:34:20.000 Here's that fucking crazy combo.

02:34:23.000 Leslie Smith going off.

02:34:24.000 I love you guys.

02:34:24.000 I gotta get out of here.

02:34:25.000 I gotta get out of here too.

02:34:26.000 Let's get the fuck out of here.

02:34:28.000 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you once again for another very fun Fight Companion.

02:34:33.000 I hope you enjoyed it as much as we did.

02:34:35.000 Please follow Mad Flavor.

02:34:37.000 That's Joey Coco Motherfucking Diaz on Twitter.

02:34:40.000 That's Mad Flavor.

02:34:41.000 M-A-D-F-L-A-V-O-R. And then, of course, my dog, Big Brown.

02:34:47.000 Did you get Big Brown on Twitter?

02:34:49.000 You should own that, too.

02:34:49.000 Big Brown?

02:34:49.000 I don't.

02:34:50.000 You should own that, man.

02:34:52.000 But Brendan Schaub...

02:34:53.000 On Twitter as well.

02:34:54.000 E-N-D-A-N-S-C-H-A-U-B. Alright, I don't know when the next one of these is, but if we're here, we'll do it.

02:35:02.000 We love you, and keep it together, you fucking freaks.

02:35:06.000 Jesus Christ.

02:35:07.000 See you soon.

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