The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - June 18, 2016

00:00:00.000 It doesn't make any sense.

00:00:01.000 Yes!

00:00:03.000 We're live!

00:00:05.000 We're back.

00:00:06.000 Do people even know we're still on?

00:00:08.000 Yeah, we came back, folks.

00:00:09.000 We're the Le Mans of podcasting.

00:00:12.000 Le Mans.

00:00:13.000 Brian, we can't correct you.

00:00:15.000 We're trying to watch the Fedor fight.

00:00:17.000 We've got to get a new Apple TV up in this bitch.

00:00:20.000 We've got this old shit.

00:00:21.000 We've got to get the new one.

00:00:22.000 The new one has a better remote.

00:00:24.000 Oh yeah, I got the new one.

00:00:25.000 I tried to use the remote app, but I guess it only works on one Apple TV. You can't use the one you have somewhere else.

00:00:31.000 It's not effective.

00:00:33.000 What is this, marijuana?

00:00:33.000 It's just bad for you.

00:00:35.000 What is this, marijuana?

00:00:36.000 We're going to watch the Fedor-Fabio Maldonado fight in its entirety.

00:00:42.000 Entirety, huh?

00:00:43.000 Yeah.

00:00:44.000 Is it five rounds or three?

00:00:45.000 I believe it's three.

00:00:47.000 You can't do it?

00:00:48.000 Hey, I'll give you the remote.

00:00:49.000 If you get panicky, fast forward.

00:00:52.000 I've seen it, brother.

00:00:53.000 I know.

00:00:54.000 Eddie, did you see it?

00:00:55.000 I saw highlights of it.

00:00:57.000 You're in for a treat, my mate.

00:00:59.000 It would almost be more shocking if a guy like him took that much time off and came back and was as good as he's ever been.

00:01:05.000 But that's what we expect from the greatest heavyweight of all time.

00:01:08.000 What do you think is going on?

00:01:09.000 Do you think it's the same thing that happened to Kane?

00:01:11.000 The same thing that happened to anybody at a certain time?

00:01:13.000 Your body just hits a point.

00:01:15.000 It's just older.

00:01:15.000 It's just older, man.

00:01:17.000 Right.

00:01:17.000 Like, father time does not give a fuck if you're Rush's greatest fighter.

00:01:22.000 But I will say this.

00:01:22.000 When he did throw down, when he was throwing those shots...

00:01:25.000 Power's the last thing to go, Eddie.

00:01:28.000 I don't know anybody who throws those shots.

00:01:29.000 What the fuck?

00:01:30.000 The way he leaps into those shots.

00:01:32.000 This chick is coming down in a spider.

00:01:34.000 Can you see the power in those shots?

00:01:36.000 No, he still has power.

00:01:37.000 It's the last thing to go.

00:01:37.000 That's why heavyweights last so long.

00:01:40.000 But he couldn't knock that dude out, though.

00:01:41.000 That's strange.

00:01:43.000 Who the fuck is that?

00:01:43.000 Let's get a big old spider up here and get this white girl in corners.

00:01:46.000 Yeah, that was my idea.

00:01:47.000 That's the Russian Lady Gaga.

00:01:49.000 That's the Russian Lady Gaga right there.

00:01:51.000 Well, what I wanted was a little cultural appropriation along with some poisonous spiders, Eddie.

00:01:56.000 That's a...

00:01:56.000 You're lucky a Pepsi wassing in that bitch.

00:01:59.000 That's right.

00:02:00.000 It's just a black widow.

00:02:01.000 What's this message, man?

00:02:02.000 Black widows eat their mates.

00:02:04.000 It's just like, my pussy's so good that I'll threaten you with the fear of me killing you after I fuck you.

00:02:11.000 That's how hot I am with my song.

00:02:13.000 I mean...

00:02:14.000 Wait, who's this?

00:02:15.000 I don't know.

00:02:15.000 This ain't Fedor, though.

00:02:17.000 No, this ain't Fedor.

00:02:18.000 God, Russia's being some dark shit.

00:02:20.000 Isn't that the kickboxing gentleman who knocked out Badur Hari?

00:02:24.000 Is that who it is?

00:02:25.000 Peter Graham?

00:02:25.000 Is that Peter Graham?

00:02:28.000 You're asking a dude who never watched his kickboxing.

00:02:30.000 I'm sorry.

00:02:31.000 This chick is still singing.

00:02:32.000 This is so strange.

00:02:33.000 I'd like to know if she can sing.

00:02:35.000 Yeah, fast forward this fool.

00:02:36.000 Dude, that ain't Peter Graham, is it?

00:02:37.000 I think it is.

00:02:39.000 Ooh, powerful violins.

00:02:41.000 Violins are a very strong instrument.

00:02:43.000 It shows that you have class.

00:02:45.000 Yeah.

00:02:46.000 Sophisticated.

00:02:46.000 Yeah.

00:02:47.000 How about the track team?

00:02:48.000 Not up in here.

00:02:49.000 Track team?

00:02:50.000 What do you mean?

00:02:50.000 The Russian track team's banned from the Olympics.

00:02:52.000 Oh, a little cheat in here, a little cheat in there.

00:02:55.000 Come on!

00:02:56.000 Wanna get a little testing?

00:02:57.000 They say they're gonna check other sports for Russia, too.

00:03:00.000 They're gonna be fucked.

00:03:01.000 Something like an Olympic dude was tweeting at me saying that I say that steroids and EPO aren't dangerous.

00:03:08.000 Contrary to what I say, steroids and EPO are dangerous.

00:03:11.000 You tell that Olympic guy to suck dick.

00:03:13.000 Well, anything can be dangerous.

00:03:15.000 All that stuff is dangerous if you use too much of it.

00:03:17.000 If you redline all that shit, fucking for sure it could be dangerous.

00:03:19.000 Yeah, anything can be dangerous.

00:03:21.000 You know what's fucking dangerous, man?

00:03:22.000 Sugar.

00:03:25.000 Ibuprofen.

00:03:26.000 Really?

00:03:27.000 Thinning your blood?

00:03:28.000 Apparently that stuff...

00:03:29.000 No, it's not even thinning your blood.

00:03:31.000 It causes all sorts of issues with your body.

00:03:34.000 This non-steroidal anti-inflammatory medication that a lot of people take all the time.

00:03:40.000 Well, Cameron Haynes was on that shit.

00:03:42.000 The dude who's running 100 miles right now.

00:03:44.000 He was on that shit.

00:03:45.000 And then Rhonda Patrick came on the podcast and was talking about how dangerous it is and all the stuff it does.

00:03:50.000 And he had been like...

00:03:51.000 He's like, dude, I need it.

00:03:52.000 I'm sore all the time.

00:03:54.000 Check this out.

00:03:54.000 He gets off of it.

00:03:56.000 And because he's off of it, apparently, in talking to people that understand it, it affects your gut bacteria when you take too much of it, if you abuse it.

00:04:05.000 He was taking 800mg in the morning, 800mg at night.

00:04:07.000 It's just too much.

00:04:08.000 1600 is a lot.

00:04:08.000 So it was raising his blood pressure, it was doing all this shit to him, and it was creating inflammation in his gut because he was abusing it.

00:04:15.000 Goddamn.

00:04:15.000 It was fucking with his joints.

00:04:16.000 So he gets off of it because of that podcast.

00:04:19.000 All the pain that he was taking the fucking medication for in the first place goes away.

00:04:23.000 Because the pain had been, partially at least, because of the fact that he was creating inflammation by taking this shit.

00:04:31.000 So, I mean, this guy was running so often, it didn't make any sense.

00:04:34.000 I don't understand blood pressure.

00:04:35.000 I don't understand why do you get high blood pressure, why do you not?

00:04:38.000 I don't understand it.

00:04:39.000 But I do know that he gets off this ibuprofen, he's doing the same thing in every other way, and all of a sudden, his blood pressure drops.

00:04:46.000 Jesus.

00:04:47.000 That's crazy.

00:04:47.000 That's nuts.

00:04:50.000 So this guy who is doing the commentary for this thing apparently was the funniest fucking guy ever.

00:04:55.000 Yeah, everyone says he's the best.

00:04:56.000 I was listening to one thing that he was saying.

00:04:58.000 It was hilarious, man.

00:05:00.000 I wonder if they would let us listen.

00:05:02.000 The UFC would probably pull our shit.

00:05:05.000 Really?

00:05:05.000 Yeah.

00:05:06.000 We gotta get permission.

00:05:08.000 They don't trust.

00:05:09.000 You could talk to your boy, Dana.

00:05:11.000 He'd give us permission.

00:05:12.000 Too much danger to be association.

00:05:15.000 He'd give you permission.

00:05:17.000 Especially on Fight Pass.

00:05:18.000 Maybe something like this, right?

00:05:19.000 Yeah.

00:05:19.000 Fedor's Fight Pass?

00:05:20.000 Damn, I should have asked in advance.

00:05:21.000 I don't want to bother him.

00:05:22.000 He's got a lot of planning to do.

00:05:24.000 How is it that the UFC 200 is still together?

00:05:27.000 How is it that something catastrophic hasn't happened?

00:05:29.000 That card's too goddamn good.

00:05:30.000 You just jinxed it.

00:05:31.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:05:32.000 Not really.

00:05:33.000 If that card goes through, though, exactly as planned, it would be...

00:05:38.000 Even if two fall out, it's still the best card of all time.

00:05:40.000 Oh, it's the best card of all time.

00:05:40.000 Even if four fall out, we're still good.

00:05:42.000 But what I'm thinking is...

00:05:43.000 That's what they're doing.

00:05:44.000 How weird would it be if nothing fell out?

00:05:47.000 Like, that's how crazy this fucking sport is.

00:05:49.000 Nuts.

00:05:49.000 This sport is so wild and so volatile that you gotta accept the fact, we all do, like when Rumble just pulled out against Glover, we all accept the fact that, man, there's like a certain, there's a certain amount of fights that just are not gonna happen.

00:06:03.000 Nothing you can do about it.

00:06:05.000 Literally nothing you can do.

00:06:06.000 It's just part of the sport.

00:06:08.000 It's just too crazy.

00:06:10.000 It's too dangerous.

00:06:11.000 Training's too tough.

00:06:12.000 Training's too bad on the joints and the neck and God, what did Rumble pull out from that this early?

00:06:19.000 What is this, Jamie?

00:06:20.000 This is the fight card.

00:06:22.000 Your first fight of the night's Jim Miller vs.

00:06:25.000 Takanori Gomi.

00:06:27.000 This is insane.

00:06:28.000 Fuck you.

00:06:28.000 Diego Sanchez and Joe Lozon, bam!

00:06:30.000 Second fight of the night.

00:06:31.000 Musasi, Brunson, third fight.

00:06:33.000 That's on Fight Pass pre-cards.

00:06:36.000 Have you seen Enrique Martin fight?

00:06:38.000 Or Marin, excuse me?

00:06:39.000 I have not.

00:06:40.000 Enrique Marin, the guy who's fighting Sage Northcott?

00:06:42.000 I don't know him.

00:06:45.000 Enjoy that Sage Northcutt though.

00:06:48.000 What do you mean by that?

00:06:50.000 Meaning Sage Northcutt's gonna rip your face off with his abs.

00:06:56.000 You're on UFC 200 for a reason.

00:06:58.000 It ain't because your name's Enrique Mari.

00:06:59.000 Oh, you never know, son.

00:07:01.000 You never know.

00:07:02.000 Sage Northcutt's there for a reason.

00:07:03.000 Wow, interesting.

00:07:05.000 Great card, though.

00:07:07.000 Damn, that's the best Fight Pass card they've ever had.

00:07:10.000 That's a goddamn amazing Fight Pass card.

00:07:11.000 That's the best Fight Pass card ever right there.

00:07:14.000 You'll never do better than that.

00:07:15.000 How about Kat Zingana and Juliana Pena?

00:07:18.000 Holy shit.

00:07:21.000 That's going to be a wild fight, man.

00:07:23.000 That main card's fucking nuts.

00:07:25.000 Cain Velasquez, Travis Brown, Jose Aldo, Frankie Edgar, Misha Tate, Amanda Nunes, Brock Lesnar, Mark Hunt, Daniel Cormier, Jon Jones.

00:07:35.000 People are going to have a heart attack, Dana White!

00:07:39.000 Nuts.

00:07:39.000 That's a heart attack card.

00:07:41.000 By the time you get to the main event, you're dead.

00:07:43.000 You know what's crazy, Joe?

00:07:45.000 What?

00:07:46.000 I'm gonna say it.

00:07:47.000 Without Brock Lesnar and Mark Hunt, that card's not that big of a banger.

00:07:51.000 Pay-per-view-wise.

00:07:52.000 It doesn't beat a Conor card or a Ronda card.

00:07:55.000 Maybe that's why they brought him in.

00:07:56.000 Yeah, that's why they sent that bat signal and Brock Lesnar came in from WWE. There's a reason why they paid that money.

00:08:02.000 You know what they did, too?

00:08:03.000 They played a very, very smart move strategically.

00:08:09.000 Because he's the biggest pay-per-view star of all time.

00:08:12.000 Brock Lesnar's the numero uno.

00:08:14.000 Numero uno.

00:08:15.000 With that flat top, good for him.

00:08:16.000 So when Conor McGregor comes along, and Conor McGregor and the UFC have some sort of a disagreement about things...

00:08:24.000 A little bit of beef.

00:08:24.000 That is their fucking four aces that they laid down.

00:08:27.000 But boy, did they pay for it.

00:08:30.000 Yeah, there's definitely some paying.

00:08:32.000 Oh yeah.

00:08:32.000 Yeah.

00:08:33.000 How much?

00:08:34.000 How much?

00:08:35.000 I don't know.

00:08:35.000 Probably a lot, right?

00:08:37.000 From what I hear, it's the most a fighter's ever been paid.

00:08:40.000 How much do you think that is?

00:08:41.000 Five million.

00:08:42.000 Conor makes more than five million.

00:08:45.000 Conor was the first MMA athlete to ever enter into Forbes.

00:08:49.000 Yeah, 30...

00:08:49.000 Yeah, whatever the fuck he was.

00:08:52.000 Top paid athlete in the world.

00:08:53.000 Whatever the hell he was.

00:08:54.000 Ronaldo's number one.

00:08:55.000 Yeah.

00:08:56.000 And then there was that other guy.

00:08:58.000 What's the soccer player?

00:09:00.000 Ronaldo's number one.

00:09:01.000 Yeah, but there's the other guy.

00:09:02.000 Messi?

00:09:02.000 Messi, yeah.

00:09:03.000 He's up there, too.

00:09:04.000 Ronaldo, that Brazilian soccer player from like 10 years ago?

00:09:06.000 Ronaldo's Spanish.

00:09:07.000 That's the Brazilian.

00:09:09.000 Ronaldo's from Portugal?

00:09:10.000 Okay, okay, okay.

00:09:11.000 Ronaldo's from Portugal.

00:09:12.000 Do you remember that guy from like 10 years ago, the Brazilian guy, superstar?

00:09:15.000 Not that dude.

00:09:16.000 There's some badass soccer players these days.

00:09:18.000 They make a lot of money, man.

00:09:19.000 It's crazy.

00:09:20.000 We don't think about it because in the United States it's not a big sport.

00:09:23.000 It's the biggest sport in the world.

00:09:24.000 It's giant.

00:09:24.000 Ronaldo and Messi are number one and number two.

00:09:26.000 Ian Edwards has been getting me into it.

00:09:28.000 I've been trying.

00:09:30.000 It's fun.

00:09:33.000 I mean, it's tough.

00:09:35.000 I don't know why I stutter so much.

00:09:36.000 Struggle's real.

00:09:37.000 So here we go.

00:09:39.000 Fenor just walked into the cage.

00:09:40.000 That's the top paid athletes in the world?

00:09:43.000 Yeah.

00:09:43.000 Fucking good for you, Tiger Woods.

00:09:47.000 At fucking number 12, and you're making $46 million a year?

00:09:52.000 Wow.

00:09:53.000 Because you haven't done shit.

00:09:54.000 He's not even competing right now.

00:09:56.000 Damn, Cam Newton.

00:09:58.000 LeBron James, son.

00:10:00.000 77. Oh, fuck you.

00:10:02.000 Fuck you, Joe Flacco.

00:10:06.000 Joe Flacco, fuck you.

00:10:08.000 Holy shit, right?

00:10:09.000 Jesus Christ, keep going down.

00:10:11.000 Damn.

00:10:11.000 Well, you're gonna get some money.

00:10:13.000 Goddamn, they're like, fuck you.

00:10:14.000 But Eli Manning makes more than Joe Flacco.

00:10:17.000 This is insane.

00:10:18.000 These numbers are bananas.

00:10:19.000 Goddamn, Conor McGregor and I. Yeah, Conor McGregor's like 34 or something.

00:10:24.000 Go down there, see what it is.

00:10:25.000 He's at 22 million.

00:10:27.000 Isn't that 34 for some reason?

00:10:28.000 There is no 34. Whoa, it's a fucking lucky number.

00:10:32.000 They took him out.

00:10:33.000 Maybe there was a tie somewhere on the list, probably?

00:10:36.000 Where both guys got the same number?

00:10:38.000 Hey man, he's on the top 50?

00:10:38.000 Yeah, maybe he's up there and they just...

00:10:40.000 Yeah, he's not on there at all.

00:10:41.000 Man, there's no UFC fighter in the fucking...

00:10:43.000 Well, Conor's down at 22, so I guess it's 100?

00:10:46.000 Is it a Forbes 100?

00:10:49.000 Is it Forbes 100,000 UFC fighters on there?

00:10:53.000 There it is, right there.

00:10:54.000 There he is, 22 million.

00:10:55.000 That's interesting.

00:10:56.000 A lot of guys in this 20 to 20. He's number one and he's, what is that, 85 in the world in all those sports?

00:11:02.000 Look at all these people, like Jimmy Johnson makes 22 million dollars a year.

00:11:06.000 Wow.

00:11:07.000 Good for them.

00:11:08.000 Canelo, he makes more than Canelo.

00:11:10.000 Canelo's basically the biggest guy in boxing right now.

00:11:13.000 Yeah.

00:11:15.000 Yeah, that's interesting, right?

00:11:17.000 Well, is he the biggest guy in boxing right now?

00:11:19.000 They say he's the biggest draw.

00:11:20.000 No, he's the biggest draw.

00:11:22.000 Name another star, really, in boxing right now that Mayweather's gone.

00:11:26.000 Well, Amir Khan before that fight, but that was a big victory for Canelo.

00:11:30.000 Canelo's still the bigger draw, though.

00:11:32.000 Right.

00:11:32.000 Numbers-wise.

00:11:34.000 Miguel Cotto is still a big...

00:11:35.000 Miguel Cotto's another example of a guy who's, like, super tatted up.

00:11:38.000 And he's a world championship caliber fighter.

00:11:41.000 Like, that's real rare back in the day.

00:11:44.000 That's a real new thing.

00:11:45.000 He's super tatted up.

00:11:46.000 Yeah, real tatted up.

00:11:47.000 And became more and more tatted up as his career went on.

00:11:50.000 That's true.

00:11:51.000 Do you ever see what Homeboy looks like?

00:11:53.000 The white dude from Youngstown?

00:11:57.000 Oh, you're talking about- Kelly Pavlick?

00:11:59.000 Kelly Pavlick, yeah.

00:11:59.000 Have you seen Kelly Pavlick's tattoos?

00:12:00.000 Yeah, he's tatted up.

00:12:01.000 His whole body's cut.

00:12:02.000 Yeah, he's super tatted.

00:12:02.000 He just went nutty with it.

00:12:04.000 You know who's super- Well, he's a young kid.

00:12:06.000 It's silly.

00:12:07.000 It's skateboarding.

00:12:08.000 He looks cut.

00:12:09.000 Do you see what Bobby Green did?

00:12:10.000 Tattooed his head.

00:12:11.000 He's got like a dragon on his head.

00:12:13.000 Well, okay, there goes- Black guys can do it.

00:12:16.000 Dude, he looks exactly the same.

00:12:17.000 His body looks exactly the same.

00:12:19.000 They both got dad bots.

00:12:22.000 They both got a set of tits on them.

00:12:24.000 It's interesting, they're in the neighborhood.

00:12:27.000 No, that's the neighborhood, Joe.

00:12:29.000 I don't know, man.

00:12:29.000 If I came over a dude's house and he looked like that...

00:12:31.000 Damn, Bobby Green.

00:12:32.000 There's his head.

00:12:33.000 And he had his pants off and his knuckles clenched up, I'd be very nervous.

00:12:36.000 Super nervous.

00:12:37.000 He had some thick shoulders.

00:12:38.000 He looks like those...

00:12:39.000 Yeah, there's Bobby Green's head.

00:12:41.000 Look at Eddie.

00:12:42.000 Fedor's never had an ass.

00:12:44.000 Bobby Green tattooed his whole head.

00:12:46.000 Do we know what it is?

00:12:47.000 I don't know.

00:12:48.000 I don't know.

00:12:49.000 Professional athlete or bus, my man.

00:12:50.000 You ain't working at Remax looking like that.

00:12:52.000 Looks good.

00:12:53.000 He's a good looking guy.

00:12:53.000 Yeah, he does.

00:12:54.000 Shut the fuck up.

00:12:54.000 Don't hate.

00:12:55.000 I'm not hating.

00:12:56.000 I'm digging it.

00:12:56.000 I'm just saying you gotta make a career out of it.

00:12:58.000 Is it a dragon?

00:12:59.000 What is that, Jamie?

00:13:00.000 Dude, I celebrate that shit.

00:13:02.000 I have no idea.

00:13:02.000 I'm trying to figure it out.

00:13:03.000 It looks like some sort of dragon.

00:13:05.000 Yeah, something like that.

00:13:06.000 It looks dope.

00:13:08.000 Wish I could do that.

00:13:10.000 You could.

00:13:11.000 No, I won't.

00:13:14.000 Well, what's his face?

00:13:15.000 Jason Ellis has the craziest one.

00:13:17.000 He's got a wolf on his head.

00:13:18.000 A werewolf.

00:13:18.000 It's so intense.

00:13:20.000 It's so intense.

00:13:21.000 Which one?

00:13:22.000 Show me.

00:13:22.000 Jason Ellis?

00:13:23.000 You've never seen Jason Ellis?

00:13:24.000 Jason Ellis tattooed a wolf on the top of his head.

00:13:27.000 Let me see that shit.

00:13:27.000 A werewolf.

00:13:28.000 His whole head is like a wolf.

00:13:30.000 Look, look, look, look.

00:13:32.000 And he's white as fuck.

00:13:34.000 There's a bunch of pictures of that, Jamie, where you can see a straight-on shot where you can see the actual wolf.

00:13:39.000 That's a wolf, dude.

00:13:41.000 Look at that.

00:13:42.000 Look at that.

00:13:42.000 That's his head.

00:13:44.000 So intense.

00:13:46.000 He's so crazy.

00:13:48.000 Looks good, though.

00:13:49.000 I love it.

00:13:49.000 Only certain people can pull that off.

00:13:51.000 He did it.

00:13:52.000 He pulled it off.

00:13:53.000 It's the same guy to me.

00:13:55.000 Look at all these people excited about watching this Fedor fight.

00:13:58.000 That might be the new shit.

00:13:59.000 Shave your head and tattoo it.

00:14:01.000 Or build a body like these guys.

00:14:03.000 It looks like hair to me.

00:14:06.000 Tattoo that fade.

00:14:08.000 Tattoo that face.

00:14:10.000 Can you imagine?

00:14:12.000 You have to have a good design, though.

00:14:13.000 You can't have a hair design that doesn't go out of style.

00:14:17.000 You can't tattoo a mullet.

00:14:18.000 What if you have a minion?

00:14:19.000 What's going on there?

00:14:20.000 What is that?

00:14:21.000 Is that Batier or Boozer?

00:14:24.000 Carlos Boozer.

00:14:25.000 Is that real?

00:14:27.000 He tattooed his whole head?

00:14:28.000 I think it's like spray.

00:14:30.000 No, he went ahead and spray painted that shit.

00:14:33.000 Oh, wow.

00:14:34.000 How weird.

00:14:35.000 It looks fucking terrible.

00:14:36.000 I hope that catches on.

00:14:38.000 That'd be cool.

00:14:39.000 I've seen some really bizarre headpieces that have been done.

00:14:42.000 Like, people have, uh, over the last few years, that's been more and more common to do, like, these really crazy art pieces on your head.

00:14:51.000 Is it easier for black guys to do it?

00:14:52.000 I guess.

00:14:53.000 I mean, Bobby Greenlee's pretty good on it.

00:14:54.000 Well, excuse me, sir.

00:14:55.000 Don't fucking do this.

00:14:56.000 Oh, look at this!

00:14:56.000 Look at this!

00:14:57.000 We're watching Fedor and Maldonado, and Fedor's just swinging for the fences, man.

00:15:01.000 Look at this.

00:15:02.000 And Maldonado's covering up, and Maldonado's moving.

00:15:07.000 Standing right in front of him, and Fedor just blew a giant wad.

00:15:12.000 And Maldonado ducked and covered and blocked a lot of that.

00:15:16.000 But Fedor definitely unloaded on him.

00:15:19.000 So much knockouts!

00:15:21.000 Fedor at 39. We've never seen him look like this.

00:15:27.000 Fedor just swinging, man.

00:15:31.000 This is crazy.

00:15:34.000 Maldonado's blocking a lot of that stuff.

00:15:36.000 I mean, was it the strictest drug test of all time?

00:15:38.000 Look at their bodies.

00:15:39.000 It's hilarious.

00:15:41.000 You have to make sure you eat ice cream.

00:15:43.000 I checked your blood.

00:15:43.000 There's no ice cream.

00:15:48.000 Is this real life?

00:15:50.000 Did everyone eat hot dogs all day?

00:15:53.000 Maldonado is bleeding out of the left.

00:15:55.000 Oh, there it is!

00:15:57.000 Jesus!

00:15:58.000 He's out.

00:15:59.000 Oh my goodness.

00:16:00.000 He's out.

00:16:01.000 Out, out.

00:16:02.000 Oh my goodness.

00:16:04.000 They're stopping this thing.

00:16:05.000 There's some sparks flying there, man.

00:16:10.000 That's amazing.

00:16:12.000 He's about to stop it.

00:16:13.000 Oh my god.

00:16:15.000 Dude, I'm not even trying to offend one of the pound brown legends of all time, but god damn it.

00:16:21.000 Yeah, the brain can only take so much.

00:16:23.000 The head can only take so much.

00:16:25.000 Why do it?

00:16:26.000 What are you doing?

00:16:27.000 I don't know, man.

00:16:27.000 What do you mean you're the closest?

00:16:28.000 What are you gonna do in the UFC? Because life outside of this is probably not as fun for him.

00:16:32.000 Not if your best friend's fucking Putin.

00:16:35.000 Putin likes to see victory.

00:16:37.000 Putin's his best buddy.

00:16:39.000 The balls deep in Russian girls is a good time.

00:16:42.000 Madarusha.

00:16:43.000 Vodka.

00:16:44.000 Madarusha.

00:16:45.000 Victory.

00:16:46.000 Madarusha.

00:16:47.000 This is a beatdown, man.

00:16:48.000 This is an ugly beatdown.

00:16:49.000 He's getting boxed up on the ground.

00:16:51.000 Look how fucked up he's getting.

00:16:53.000 They stopped this.

00:16:55.000 Oh my god.

00:16:56.000 I don't know, man.

00:16:57.000 He's moving.

00:16:59.000 He's moving still.

00:17:00.000 Look at him.

00:17:01.000 Oh my god.

00:17:02.000 This part!

00:17:02.000 Look at this!

00:17:03.000 Oh my god.

00:17:04.000 They're 100% stopping this in the UFC. Oh my god.

00:17:07.000 Oh my god.

00:17:08.000 Holy shit.

00:17:09.000 I can't believe he's surviving.

00:17:11.000 I bet the forums were going nuts when this was happening.

00:17:14.000 Oh my god.

00:17:15.000 Oh my god.

00:17:18.000 Maldonado's beating this shit.

00:17:19.000 This is worse than I thought it was.

00:17:20.000 Way worse.

00:17:21.000 Oh my god.

00:17:22.000 This is horrific.

00:17:23.000 Oh!

00:17:24.000 Oh!

00:17:25.000 How is he surviving?

00:17:27.000 Oh my god.

00:17:28.000 What did Fador do against Kane?

00:17:31.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:17:32.000 Excuse me.

00:17:34.000 Come on, Brandon.

00:17:35.000 Look at his back.

00:17:36.000 Oh.

00:17:37.000 Oh.

00:17:39.000 Thing is, Fador comes to UFC and they ain't tossing him fucking...

00:17:42.000 Oh my god.

00:17:43.000 ...some normal dude.

00:17:46.000 Jesus Christ.

00:17:47.000 You're getting a monster of flesh.

00:17:49.000 Oh my god.

00:17:50.000 This is one of the craziest fights I've ever seen.

00:17:52.000 Oh my god.

00:17:59.000 How about he's still fucking kicking?

00:18:01.000 He's still bobbing that head and moving.

00:18:03.000 He must be so determined not to lose like this again.

00:18:06.000 Look, he gets dropped again.

00:18:08.000 The Emperor's a fucking monster.

00:18:10.000 Boy, he is taking some horrible shots, man.

00:18:13.000 The Russian zombie.

00:18:14.000 You're fucking batshit crazy to think that Russian judge or ref is stopping anything.

00:18:18.000 He don't want to die.

00:18:20.000 If you're a journalist, you write batshit about Fedor, you die.

00:18:23.000 Wow.

00:18:24.000 It's so weird to watch him like this now and think about when he was in his prime.

00:18:31.000 Oh my god.

00:18:32.000 What are you going to bum us out?

00:18:33.000 You know what?

00:18:34.000 They just fucking gave that referee a new car.

00:18:38.000 You know what I mean?

00:18:39.000 The mob that's running this show.

00:18:40.000 Oh, Jesus Christ!

00:18:42.000 Look at this.

00:18:45.000 Oh my god.

00:18:47.000 Maldonado with that nasty apricot.

00:18:48.000 Maldonado can box too, man.

00:18:50.000 Fuck yeah, he can.

00:18:52.000 Remember when he hurt Glover?

00:18:53.000 Yeah, and he got dealt with.

00:18:58.000 Oh my god.

00:19:00.000 Jesus Christ, these uppercuts.

00:19:03.000 What are they doing?

00:19:04.000 That ref said, let's break this up.

00:19:06.000 Let's give him a break.

00:19:07.000 Put the mouthpiece back?

00:19:07.000 What did he do there?

00:19:08.000 Put his mouthpiece back in?

00:19:09.000 I just got him another car.

00:19:11.000 Oh my god.

00:19:12.000 Oh, uppercut.

00:19:14.000 Another one.

00:19:15.000 Another one.

00:19:15.000 Fedor tried a crazy knee.

00:19:17.000 Fedor swings back.

00:19:19.000 Exhausted.

00:19:20.000 How the fuck is he gonna go three rounds?

00:19:23.000 This is incredible.

00:19:24.000 Isn't it amazing the power Fedor possesses and has flat ass?

00:19:27.000 Have you ever seen such a powerful flat ass?

00:19:29.000 That's a very good point.

00:19:31.000 Right?

00:19:31.000 Something's going on.

00:19:32.000 He's a tiny ass.

00:19:33.000 Most guys with that much power have fucking cheeks, son.

00:19:36.000 Look at how wide his shoulders are.

00:19:38.000 Yeah, that's true, too.

00:19:39.000 I know, but with no ass, that's where all your power comes from.

00:19:41.000 Well, you know, the thing is, you don't need that much power.

00:19:45.000 You just need to land with power, right?

00:19:48.000 Like, the difference between a guy who's got, like, stupid one-punch knockout power.

00:19:53.000 Anthony Johnson?

00:19:54.000 Yeah.

00:19:55.000 The thing how explosive he is, though, from the cheeks.

00:19:58.000 But Fedor's knocked...

00:20:00.000 Like, um, what's his face?

00:20:03.000 The Grim Reaper.

00:20:04.000 Fuck's his name.

00:20:05.000 The Grim Reaper?

00:20:06.000 You know, the dude, um, in, uh...

00:20:09.000 Give me a hint.

00:20:10.000 In Strikeforce.

00:20:13.000 You talking about Brett Rogers?

00:20:14.000 Brett Rogers.

00:20:16.000 Right, exactly.

00:20:16.000 Didn't he call himself the Grim Reaper?

00:20:18.000 I don't think so.

00:20:19.000 Did he?

00:20:20.000 Brought up the Grim Reaper Rogers?

00:20:21.000 That's a nice ring to it.

00:20:23.000 Did I make that up?

00:20:23.000 No, that has a nice ring to it.

00:20:24.000 Did somebody call him that?

00:20:25.000 If he didn't, I hope he comes back and fights as that name.

00:20:28.000 No, I made it up.

00:20:29.000 Doug Grimm.

00:20:29.000 What's that?

00:20:30.000 Doug Grimm.

00:20:31.000 The Grimm.

00:20:31.000 Okay.

00:20:32.000 Oh, sorry.

00:20:32.000 I'm sorry.

00:20:33.000 Doug Grimm.

00:20:34.000 But he fought.

00:20:35.000 Oh my God, look at Fedor's face.

00:20:36.000 Jesus Christ.

00:20:36.000 I think his butt is bigger than you think, Brendan.

00:20:38.000 I think it's just the shorts.

00:20:40.000 I don't think so.

00:20:41.000 If he had bikinis on, you would see a little bubble.

00:20:43.000 Remember, Brett Rogers knocked out Andrey Olavsky in the first round, and he was looking really good.

00:20:47.000 And I think he fought Fedor after that, if I'm correct.

00:20:50.000 That's right.

00:20:51.000 He beat Andre and then fought Fedor.

00:20:52.000 And then it was a big, high-profile fight.

00:20:54.000 But it was a tough fight for Fedor before he bombed on him with a right hand.

00:20:58.000 And that was an interesting fight because one of his trainers was like, Fedor won with his old tricks.

00:21:03.000 But really, he needed to be training more.

00:21:05.000 And then remember, Brett Rogers fought, uh, Overeem?

00:21:08.000 Wait, he fought Overeem?

00:21:09.000 Overeem would fucking throw him to the mat?

00:21:11.000 Yeah, Overeem was terrifying back then.

00:21:14.000 They said, hey, Brett Rogers, sweet knockout of Arlowski.

00:21:16.000 Here's Fedor and Overeem.

00:21:18.000 Enjoy this.

00:21:19.000 You're gonna go away now.

00:21:20.000 You know what I don't enjoy in MMA? That overhead shot.

00:21:24.000 Oh, that right hand!

00:21:26.000 Oh, Maldonado's got a nice, short right hand.

00:21:30.000 Look at that jab.

00:21:32.000 Fedor's thinking right now, god damn it.

00:21:37.000 Wow.

00:21:37.000 Maldonado, look at that double jab fake to the face and a jab to the body.

00:21:42.000 Nice and loose.

00:21:43.000 He's a good boxer, man.

00:21:45.000 Yeah, really good boxer.

00:21:46.000 Oh, barely clipped Fedor on the out.

00:21:49.000 Fedor's face is a mess too, man.

00:21:51.000 He's such a warrior.

00:21:52.000 A walking Russian zombie.

00:21:54.000 Look at that.

00:21:54.000 He tries a flying knee on him.

00:21:58.000 He's a savage, man.

00:21:59.000 Shows you how far the sports come, though, when I watch this stuff.

00:22:02.000 Like, goddamn, it's nuts.

00:22:04.000 Like, watching Wonderboy, it's nuts, man.

00:22:07.000 Oh, it's a different thing?

00:22:08.000 Yeah.

00:22:08.000 But it's also a different weight class as well.

00:22:10.000 There's never been anybody in this weight class that can move like Wonderboy.

00:22:13.000 Damn!

00:22:14.000 He's kicking his ass now.

00:22:15.000 Oh my god, Fedor, the comeback's strong.

00:22:19.000 They're both exhausted.

00:22:21.000 Yeah, but Fedor was landing some good shots there.

00:22:23.000 Ooh, nice leg kick.

00:22:24.000 Yeah, Fedor's fucking him up.

00:22:25.000 Well, here's the diversity of Fedor's attack versus Maldonado's boxing.

00:22:30.000 Fedor can throw some hard kicks.

00:22:31.000 Maldonado's always just been a boxer, though.

00:22:32.000 Yeah.

00:22:33.000 Well, his jiu-jitsu's not that bad.

00:22:35.000 He's good at getting back up.

00:22:37.000 Mayor Maldonado used to go to the body all the time in the UFC. Is he a brown belt, Eddie?

00:22:41.000 I don't know what he is.

00:22:45.000 Why do I feel like he's a brown belt?

00:22:47.000 Fabio Maldonado.

00:22:48.000 Jiu Jitsu.

00:22:49.000 Find out what he is.

00:22:50.000 Oh shit, a high kick?

00:22:53.000 See, Fedor can do everything, man.

00:22:56.000 This is basically against a heavy bag, though.

00:22:59.000 He's exhausted.

00:22:59.000 He is.

00:23:00.000 But, I mean, Fedor's really good at...

00:23:02.000 Look at his adjustment.

00:23:03.000 He's decided to fight on the outside and start kicking now.

00:23:05.000 And then he's found the weakness in Maldonado's range.

00:23:09.000 He's fighting way farther apart now.

00:23:11.000 Look at him.

00:23:11.000 Because he got ate up by some of those punches.

00:23:13.000 Man, he's got such a good job.

00:23:14.000 Oh, beautiful.

00:23:15.000 So he's coming in with these punches, but he's on the outside with those kicks.

00:23:18.000 See?

00:23:18.000 Look at this distance.

00:23:19.000 He changed the whole distance game.

00:23:22.000 I think anyone in the top ten would eat his fucking lunch in the UFC. Maybe now, but goddammit.

00:23:27.000 Watching this shit almost makes me upset.

00:23:29.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:23:30.000 I love Fedor, man.

00:23:31.000 No, that's what I mean.

00:23:33.000 That pride in the UFC didn't come to some sort of an agreement early, early, early on, and we could have seen Fedor, like Crow Cop Fedor, at his best, fight against the best heavyweights, the one he very well may have been.

00:23:49.000 The best for quite a few years.

00:23:51.000 Most likely was.

00:23:52.000 Most likely.

00:23:53.000 Most likely.

00:23:54.000 I mean, it's all speculative until he actually fights a guy like Kane, but goddamn he was good.

00:24:00.000 Maldonado is a brown belt.

00:24:02.000 Ooh, beautiful fucking combination.

00:24:04.000 Powerful.

00:24:08.000 Ooh, look at that writing.

00:24:09.000 Jesus Christ, he looks good.

00:24:11.000 That's what I'm talking about, though.

00:24:12.000 The guy's not punching back.

00:24:14.000 I'm a Fedor fan, too.

00:24:15.000 But Fedor, he's landing some beautiful shots.

00:24:17.000 Who went through more shit?

00:24:19.000 You sympathize with him because he beat Fedor's ass and he got tired from it?

00:24:23.000 He's exhausted.

00:24:24.000 He's not doing nothing.

00:24:25.000 Fedor got the ass kicking.

00:24:27.000 You know what I mean?

00:24:28.000 He's the one on the other side of the punishment.

00:24:30.000 I got Fedor.

00:24:31.000 I mean, he's hitting them with some really good shots towards the end of this round.

00:24:34.000 I think it's his round.

00:24:37.000 100%.

00:24:37.000 Maldonado hasn't thrown a punch this round.

00:24:39.000 No, he did in the beginning.

00:24:41.000 Look at his face!

00:24:41.000 In the beginning, he hit him with good shots, but Fedor's definitely taking over this round.

00:24:45.000 100%.

00:24:46.000 That first round, he lost 10-8.

00:24:48.000 I don't give a fuck if you're from Russia or Egypt.

00:24:51.000 At least 10-8.

00:24:52.000 It might be 10-7, man.

00:24:53.000 It's a 10-6 if we're in fucking Colorado.

00:24:56.000 It's weird to decide what that is.

00:24:58.000 If you're in Vancouver, it's a 10-10.

00:24:59.000 That was a vicious beatdown, and this round is a perfect example.

00:25:02.000 This is not the beatdown that that first round was.

00:25:05.000 He's...

00:25:05.000 Look at this!

00:25:06.000 Maldon auto-clipped him!

00:25:07.000 Dropped him!

00:25:08.000 Maldon auto-fucking-clipped him again!

00:25:10.000 And look at Fedor's face, man.

00:25:12.000 It's a horror mask.

00:25:13.000 Oh, oh, oh!

00:25:15.000 Oh my god.

00:25:17.000 Goddamn.

00:25:18.000 Fedor's brother's in prison, right?

00:25:21.000 Pretty sure.

00:25:22.000 I think that's what I read last time I read.

00:25:24.000 Me too.

00:25:24.000 It's like one of those MMA news sites had a thing about it, and they interviewed him there.

00:25:28.000 Killing bitches or something.

00:25:29.000 I don't think he killed anybody in the snow.

00:25:31.000 I think you're making some shit up.

00:25:34.000 I don't know what the fuck happened.

00:25:35.000 I don't think he's killing him in the snow, but...

00:25:37.000 He's a savage.

00:25:38.000 He's a super savage.

00:25:40.000 He blew that ACL out.

00:25:43.000 This is when the commentary was at its best.

00:25:46.000 I don't know what is going on!

00:25:48.000 What the hell is going on in there?

00:25:51.000 He fell down, bitch.

00:25:52.000 He's trying to create drama when there is none.

00:25:55.000 Yeah, he's fought fucking five minutes and fifty seconds.

00:25:59.000 How about you shut your hole?

00:26:00.000 It's his favor at its finest!

00:26:01.000 Oh my god.

00:26:04.000 Man.

00:26:06.000 Alright, so Fedor won that round, but that's a 10-9 round.

00:26:09.000 The last round was 10-8.

00:26:10.000 100%, I agree.

00:26:12.000 100%.

00:26:12.000 Even though he got knocked down, he still won?

00:26:14.000 Yeah, I think he won.

00:26:17.000 He got clipped and he went down, but he went right back up.

00:26:20.000 You're in mother Russia.

00:26:22.000 He landed some pretty significant shots.

00:26:24.000 It was a close round, but I think I gave it to Fedor.

00:26:27.000 But I'm not a judge.

00:26:28.000 And I really don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

00:26:30.000 None of us did anything.

00:26:31.000 I'm terrible at scoring things.

00:26:34.000 I don't think tough sport to score.

00:26:35.000 I don't think in some cases there should be a winner.

00:26:38.000 You know, like the Bosa fight?

00:26:40.000 Bosa, yeah.

00:26:41.000 I feel like that's like...

00:26:42.000 That is like...

00:26:43.000 To say one guy won and one guy lost, I'm like, God damn, that's so close.

00:26:47.000 It's so close, it gets into this gray area.

00:26:49.000 I mean, you could say that you thought that Bosa won, and I could say that I thought Oklahoma won, but if you look at it all together, it's like, man...

00:26:59.000 It's a guess.

00:27:00.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:27:01.000 It's a toss-up.

00:27:03.000 It's a great goddamn fight.

00:27:04.000 It's so good.

00:27:05.000 How tough is he?

00:27:06.000 Maybe I need to watch it again when I'm sober.

00:27:08.000 Yeah, I need to watch the whole fight.

00:27:09.000 I usually do that.

00:27:10.000 I record them.

00:27:11.000 I watch them Sunday mornings when we do the companions.

00:27:14.000 So this is third round.

00:27:17.000 So I have 10-8.

00:27:18.000 First round for Fabio.

00:27:21.000 Wow, Fedor's busted up, man.

00:27:24.000 The greatest of all time, right?

00:27:26.000 I wonder why he still does it.

00:27:28.000 The only other guy that's on the argument about the greatest of all time is Kane.

00:27:32.000 How dare you?

00:27:33.000 What about Verdum?

00:27:35.000 He beat Fedor.

00:27:36.000 He beat Kane.

00:27:37.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:27:39.000 What about Stipe?

00:27:40.000 Yeah, you know what?

00:27:42.000 Stipe has the potential for sure.

00:27:43.000 He's like at the door.

00:27:45.000 Oh, he has some work to do before he can say he's the greatest of all time.

00:27:48.000 Oh, no, no, no, no doubt.

00:27:49.000 But he's in an advanced place, right?

00:27:53.000 Knocked out Verdum in a beautiful one-punch knockout in Brazil.

00:27:57.000 Oh, he tagged him!

00:27:58.000 Wobbled him.

00:27:59.000 Left hook.

00:27:59.000 Maldonado with a beautiful left hook.

00:28:01.000 Goddamn, his boxing is crisp.

00:28:04.000 I'd say Maldonado's striking is better this fight.

00:28:07.000 Looks good, man.

00:28:08.000 Yeah, it does.

00:28:09.000 Looks more crisp.

00:28:10.000 Well, he also knows this is a super dangerous opponent.

00:28:17.000 Oh, nice knee to body by Fedor.

00:28:19.000 Fedor's still quick as fuck.

00:28:20.000 Oh, man.

00:28:21.000 Combo.

00:28:22.000 Beautiful combo by Fedor.

00:28:24.000 He really doesn't drop Maldonado.

00:28:25.000 Oh, Jesus!

00:28:26.000 Maldonado clipped him again with the left hook.

00:28:29.000 Backed him up.

00:28:30.000 That left hook on the outside.

00:28:32.000 Oh, the jab!

00:28:35.000 Goddamn, Maldonado is a good fucking striker.

00:28:43.000 You know, it's one of those things where you gotta wonder, like, is this what Fedor wants to do?

00:28:47.000 Is this like an exciting fight for him?

00:28:49.000 Is he enjoying this?

00:28:50.000 Or is this, uh...

00:28:52.000 Is it a financial decision?

00:28:54.000 Do you feel like it's diminishing his legacy?

00:28:56.000 No.

00:28:57.000 Not to me.

00:28:57.000 To me, it's just this is who he is.

00:28:59.000 This is not what he's done.

00:29:00.000 He's just a fighter.

00:29:01.000 What he's done is just fucking...

00:29:03.000 You can't take that away from him.

00:29:04.000 Yeah, I agree.

00:29:05.000 I mean, if you go...

00:29:07.000 He'll always be pound for pound, one or two for me, heavyweight.

00:29:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:29:09.000 I think one.

00:29:10.000 I think one.

00:29:11.000 You think Verdum has a case?

00:29:13.000 He does have a case.

00:29:14.000 But the thing is, I don't know if Fedor was the same guy by the time he got to Verdum.

00:29:19.000 I mean, it's total speculation.

00:29:21.000 I also think...

00:29:22.000 You know, guys come along in eras, man.

00:29:24.000 I agree.

00:29:25.000 Because you look at what Kane did, Enver Doom, they're also facing, I think, more well-rounded guys.

00:29:30.000 Yeah, good shots of the body.

00:29:32.000 But that's the evolution of the sport.

00:29:33.000 100%.

00:29:34.000 But, you know, when you're looking at all-time greats, don't you think that Muhammad Ali is the greatest boxer of all time?

00:29:39.000 I do, for many reasons.

00:29:40.000 Heavyweight, right?

00:29:41.000 But if you, yeah, like for socially, yeah, and what he stood for.

00:29:44.000 Crossover, pop culture, all that.

00:29:46.000 But do you think that he would have survived Mike Tyson, the Mike Tyson that beat Marvis Frazier?

00:29:50.000 Yeah, I do.

00:29:51.000 Maybe.

00:29:52.000 But did you ever watch Henry Cooper knock him down?

00:29:54.000 Yeah.

00:29:54.000 They're like the same age.

00:29:55.000 When Henry Cooper knocked Muhammad Ali down, and...

00:30:03.000 We're talking Muhammad Ali before the draft bullshit.

00:30:06.000 Yeah.

00:30:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:30:07.000 This was when he was Cassius Clay.

00:30:08.000 No, I'm saying when he's Cassius Clay, he beats Mike Tyson.

00:30:11.000 Afterwards, it's tough.

00:30:13.000 Interesting.

00:30:14.000 Yeah, it's tough.

00:30:15.000 It's hard to say, man.

00:30:16.000 Yeah.

00:30:17.000 And that's the thing, right?

00:30:18.000 It's like, when do you catch the guy?

00:30:20.000 Like, when you look at this Fedor, you can't judge this Fedor.

00:30:24.000 No.

00:30:40.000 Come back against Fujita.

00:30:41.000 Fujita caught him with a big punch.

00:30:43.000 Those Noguera ground and pounds.

00:30:45.000 Oh, yeah, man.

00:30:46.000 Those Noguera ground and pounds.

00:30:47.000 Because remember, Verdum fought in Pride.

00:30:50.000 And he would have ate fucking Verdum's lunch back then.

00:30:54.000 But Verdum now would twist his fucking head off, I think.

00:30:57.000 They're a different guy now.

00:30:58.000 Yeah, it's hard to say.

00:31:00.000 Verdum now is still at the very highest level.

00:31:03.000 I mean, we've got to see how he rebounds from the Stipe knockout because that was a brutal knockout.

00:31:08.000 But before that fight, if you look at his knockout of Mark Hunt, if you look at his submission victory over Kane, you're looking at the best version.

00:31:15.000 But then you think about Junior Dos Santos in his prime against Fedor, that's a fucking fight.

00:31:20.000 Junior Dos Santos.

00:31:22.000 In his prime?

00:31:22.000 In his prime.

00:31:23.000 Before the Kane stuff?

00:31:24.000 I'll tell you what, dude.

00:31:26.000 He looked really fucking good in his last fight.

00:31:28.000 He looked great.

00:31:29.000 He looked really good.

00:31:30.000 He looked great.

00:31:30.000 Shocking, right?

00:31:31.000 Amazing.

00:31:32.000 Really good.

00:31:33.000 Amazing.

00:31:35.000 I mean, a lot of people thought that Ben Rothwell had the answer to his boxing style.

00:31:42.000 You know, Ben is just awkwardness.

00:31:43.000 Real awkward and dangerous.

00:31:45.000 Like, super dangerous with his knockout power.

00:31:47.000 And also, like, really confident.

00:31:49.000 You know, Ben is just a real savage.

00:31:51.000 And a super experienced guy.

00:31:53.000 He's been around for a long time.

00:31:54.000 And huge.

00:31:55.000 Huge.

00:31:55.000 Enormous.

00:31:56.000 Like, one of the biggest, like, physically biggest guys in the heavyweight division.

00:32:00.000 I didn't realize how big he was.

00:32:02.000 And even at Wayne's, I was like, he's not that big.

00:32:03.000 Then when I got knocked on, I was like, Jesus Christ.

00:32:06.000 What the fuck am I doing at heavyweight?

00:32:08.000 He's so big.

00:32:09.000 He's enormous and hairy.

00:32:11.000 He's so big that there's no doubt he could not make 205. You look at him and go, what?

00:32:18.000 He's a real heavyweight.

00:32:20.000 Get the fuck out of here.

00:32:20.000 It's not like if he lost three in a row, we're like, hey, what do you think of 205?

00:32:23.000 No, man.

00:32:24.000 What do you think of 300?

00:32:25.000 Yeah, he's the argument for the weight class.

00:32:27.000 He's got his hands down all the way.

00:32:29.000 Boom, boom, boom.

00:32:31.000 He's exhausted, I think, man.

00:32:32.000 Look at that.

00:32:33.000 His hands are way down.

00:32:34.000 But a lot of times he fought like that.

00:32:36.000 He never moved like that in prison.

00:32:38.000 But he's just, you know, I mean, you've got to consider the beating that he took in that first round.

00:32:43.000 But if you remember, like, the Crow Cop that used to...

00:32:45.000 There it is.

00:32:46.000 That's the end.

00:32:47.000 That's it?

00:32:48.000 Yeah.

00:32:48.000 I had first round 10-9, second round 10...

00:32:51.000 I mean, first round 10-8, second round 10-9.

00:32:53.000 This round, I don't fucking know.

00:32:54.000 He won this round, too.

00:32:56.000 It's a draw.

00:32:56.000 It seems like a draw.

00:32:58.000 I would assume that it's a draw if I was...

00:33:00.000 If I didn't know the score.

00:33:02.000 He jumped up on the ring like he for sure had it.

00:33:04.000 Well, you know, he fought well, you know?

00:33:06.000 In that first round, he did.

00:33:07.000 Second, third, he did nothing.

00:33:09.000 He faded.

00:33:09.000 He was fade.

00:33:09.000 He all faded would be an understatement.

00:33:11.000 He landed a couple shots in that round, though.

00:33:12.000 In that round, he had a flurry.

00:33:14.000 Well, Fedor definitely came back in that second, and his range was better.

00:33:18.000 Yeah, I would say that that's reasonable to call that a draw.

00:33:21.000 If I was watching this and I was objective, there's Nurmagomedov in the house.

00:33:24.000 Either it's a draw or Maldonaro won.

00:33:27.000 Either it's a draw or Maldonado.

00:33:28.000 Yeah, I don't see Fedor winning this fight at all.

00:33:30.000 I agree.

00:33:31.000 Even the damage.

00:33:32.000 Well, there's no way that Fedor won the second or the third by any more than 10-9 if he hit the standard scoring system.

00:33:38.000 I forgot he dropped him like that.

00:33:39.000 Left hook.

00:33:40.000 He cracked him.

00:33:41.000 He cracked him.

00:33:42.000 Even in these rounds, he still hurt Fedor more than Fedor hurt him.

00:33:47.000 Fedor hit him more?

00:33:48.000 Fedor hit him with some good shots in those second and third rounds, but he wobbled Fedor in the second round, right?

00:33:54.000 He's landing on the shoulder a lot, too.

00:33:55.000 Yeah.

00:33:56.000 Well, there's a nice right hand.

00:33:57.000 Look, it's a good fight, you know, and Maldonado rose the occasion, and for Fedor, this is a very, very difficult fight.

00:34:04.000 Dude, did you ever see when Fedor would make paintings and they would sell them on eBay?

00:34:08.000 Yeah, beautiful.

00:34:10.000 They were terrible.

00:34:11.000 People would buy them.

00:34:12.000 Beautiful paintings.

00:34:12.000 I even looked at bidding on one.

00:34:14.000 I was in college and I was like, I want a Fedor painting.

00:34:18.000 It was like a smiley face.

00:34:20.000 It's a genius move.

00:34:22.000 He's an all-time legend right there.

00:34:23.000 You have to draw good.

00:34:24.000 If you're Fedor, you just fucking just do it.

00:34:26.000 Shit, I almost bought it.

00:34:28.000 It would take my fucking PayPal.

00:34:29.000 He's 39 now?

00:34:30.000 Is that how old he is?

00:34:31.000 Yeah, 39. 30 men, that's it?

00:34:34.000 He needs to stop.

00:34:35.000 All-time legend, man.

00:34:36.000 All-time legend.

00:34:37.000 How old is Dan Henderson?

00:34:39.000 Dan Henderson is 45. Dan Henderson, the goddamn American treasure.

00:34:43.000 Just knocked out Hector Lombard.

00:34:45.000 By the way, Dan Henderson.

00:34:45.000 Did fight for a world title.

00:34:46.000 By the way, knocked out Fedor.

00:34:48.000 Don't forget that.

00:34:49.000 That's fucking right.

00:34:51.000 Strikeforce, Fedor.

00:34:51.000 He throws that hook, he misses, and he comes back with the elbow.

00:34:54.000 Oh, yeah.

00:34:55.000 That was some shit you can't even put in a movie.

00:34:57.000 Can't put that in a movie.

00:34:58.000 No.

00:34:58.000 People would go, shut up.

00:34:59.000 And why does he move so stiff?

00:35:01.000 In the movies, people would be like, I don't believe that this guy can hit that hard.

00:35:05.000 Look how he moves.

00:35:06.000 These are Fedor's paintings.

00:35:07.000 Look at this.

00:35:08.000 Oh shit, he stepped his game up.

00:35:09.000 Now that he retired, he's a little more detailed.

00:35:11.000 Eddie, look up there.

00:35:12.000 No, I don't want that fucking fat-ass squirrel.

00:35:14.000 Tweety Bird's beautiful.

00:35:16.000 That's a beautiful Tweety Bird.

00:35:17.000 Look at those cute little girls.

00:35:18.000 No, no, no.

00:35:19.000 He's had way worse ones.

00:35:20.000 I didn't want these.

00:35:21.000 These are too good.

00:35:22.000 Let me tell you something, man.

00:35:23.000 We all miss...

00:35:24.000 Oh, I want that sad gnome.

00:35:25.000 He's drawing this shit?

00:35:26.000 I want that sad gnome because it looks like his face.

00:35:29.000 That's crazy.

00:35:29.000 Listen, man.

00:35:30.000 We all miss something in our world by Brock Lesnar and Fedor Never Fighting.

00:35:34.000 I agree.

00:35:35.000 We all miss something.

00:35:36.000 100%.

00:35:36.000 We miss a little piece of life.

00:35:40.000 It's not too late.

00:35:41.000 It's not too late.

00:35:42.000 That could have been really interesting, man.

00:35:43.000 It could still happen.

00:35:44.000 It could definitely still happen.

00:35:46.000 I mean, Fedor just won this fight, and if Brock wins his fight, which is certainly a big if, and if the UFC decides to sign Fedor after this fight, because to the fans, like, this is a really tough fight, but he won.

00:35:59.000 It's still not a loss, you know, after you wait a few months.

00:36:03.000 I'm just saying, if I was a salesman, Which I kind of am.

00:36:06.000 That's your thing.

00:36:07.000 That's what I would say.

00:36:08.000 I would say, let's fucking do this.

00:36:10.000 It's over.

00:36:11.000 We've always wanted to see this.

00:36:12.000 Let's do this.

00:36:13.000 I want to see you in 2003. By the way, give him a fucking USADA exemption.

00:36:18.000 Stop playing games.

00:36:20.000 Stop playing games.

00:36:21.000 Give him some tribulus root.

00:36:22.000 Let him take whatever he wants.

00:36:23.000 Let him take whatever he wants.

00:36:25.000 He's fighting Brock Lesnar.

00:36:27.000 Oof.

00:36:27.000 Let him take whatever he wants.

00:36:30.000 Let him get some of that baboon.

00:36:32.000 Goddamn, that reporter's enormous.

00:36:33.000 That's a big reporter.

00:36:35.000 Jesus.

00:36:35.000 Hey, bro!

00:36:36.000 He's like, why don't you fight, dude?

00:36:37.000 Get smaller.

00:36:39.000 I'd like to see him and Fedor go at it after that.

00:36:41.000 Yeah, you fucker.

00:36:42.000 It's Fedor's dad.

00:36:43.000 Giant-ass gorilla.

00:36:46.000 Goddamn.

00:36:47.000 Who is that guy?

00:36:47.000 Look at his hands.

00:36:48.000 Jesus.

00:36:49.000 They're enormous.

00:36:50.000 You know what?

00:36:50.000 That could be Andrew Carellin.

00:36:52.000 Remember that guy?

00:36:53.000 It's definitely not, though.

00:36:54.000 Carellin looks, like, way harder.

00:36:56.000 He's terrifying-looking.

00:36:58.000 Cool mic.

00:37:01.000 Talking about that Pepsi mic?

00:37:03.000 Is that what that is?

00:37:04.000 No, I don't know what the fuck it is.

00:37:05.000 Pepsi mic?

00:37:06.000 That's the ultimate ad space right there.

00:37:09.000 It's that Pepsi Wasp mic.

00:37:09.000 It's right on the mic.

00:37:11.000 Fuck the interview.

00:37:12.000 Look at this shit.

00:37:12.000 God, look at Fader, man.

00:37:14.000 Well, the UFC has like a...

00:37:15.000 We have like a little UFC logo.

00:37:17.000 But that's the show.

00:37:17.000 That's the show.

00:37:18.000 And like a network.

00:37:19.000 Yeah, but when you have...

00:37:19.000 What if the UFC had a monster mic?

00:37:24.000 Can you imagine that?

00:37:25.000 It'd be sick.

00:37:25.000 But when I do interviews for Fox, if it's FS1, it says it on the...

00:37:29.000 It says Fox on the little thing.

00:37:31.000 Nothing wrong with that, but like a sponge, like tie.

00:37:33.000 But what do you think that is?

00:37:34.000 Is that a station?

00:37:35.000 What is that on his mic?

00:37:36.000 I think that's Russian Pepsi.

00:37:38.000 Isn't it?

00:37:39.000 Look at that.

00:37:41.000 It's gotta be.

00:37:43.000 Or they just like the same colors.

00:37:46.000 Brendan Schaub, if you were Fredor's friend, what would you tell him right now?

00:37:49.000 I would give him a way harsher talk than he gave me.

00:37:52.000 I would fucking, like, hey man!

00:37:55.000 Because I'm sure he has options.

00:37:56.000 In Russia, he's a living legend.

00:37:58.000 He's like Brad Pitt in Russia, you know what I'm saying?

00:38:00.000 Did you know that there's like, someone was saying something crazy, someone sent something to me on Twitter about him fighting Valuov next?

00:38:07.000 That seven foot tall Russian boxer?

00:38:09.000 Is that bullshit?

00:38:10.000 I mean, if he takes him down, sure.

00:38:12.000 It's just a circus now, though.

00:38:14.000 It's just a fucking circus now.

00:38:16.000 Hey, that's the way it is.

00:38:17.000 He'll end up in Vegas.

00:38:18.000 He's going to end up fighting giant dudes who don't know shit in Vegas.

00:38:22.000 Remember, he did that twice.

00:38:25.000 He fought Zulu, who was a huge guy, but really fat.

00:38:29.000 But then he fought Hongman Choi, who was like a 7'1 guy.

00:38:32.000 He was enormous, right?

00:38:34.000 He could do that in Vegas, dude, at the Mirage.

00:38:37.000 I don't think you'd sell tickets.

00:38:38.000 Dude, he'll fight every weekend.

00:38:40.000 Are you not going?

00:38:41.000 You'd have to fight three dudes at night.

00:38:43.000 I'd be in the front row.

00:38:44.000 Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

00:38:45.000 We'd do a live fight companion from that bullshit.

00:38:48.000 That would be the shit.

00:38:50.000 Be a live fight companion?

00:38:51.000 If we ever get hired by a casino to do a fight companion in a large space...

00:38:56.000 Guarantee we're not for now.

00:38:58.000 Oh my god, we're gonna get drunk.

00:39:00.000 Someone's going to kill us for our crazy opinions.

00:39:03.000 What was I asking in this research?

00:39:05.000 I caught Valuev and I don't know if you want me to look up.

00:39:08.000 Whether or not Fedor is rumored to be fighting Valuev next.

00:39:13.000 Because someone was saying that on Twitter.

00:39:16.000 Can you believe he's going to fight Valuev?

00:39:18.000 And I was like, what?

00:39:19.000 I think it was Twitter.

00:39:20.000 Reddit somewhere.

00:39:21.000 I don't remember where I read it.

00:39:22.000 He just needs to stop.

00:39:24.000 Well, maybe.

00:39:24.000 Does he need to stop, or does he need to do whatever the fuck he wants to do?

00:39:28.000 Oh, he needs to do whatever the fuck he wants to do.

00:39:31.000 This is probably more fun for him.

00:39:33.000 That did not look fun.

00:39:35.000 I'm telling you, man.

00:39:36.000 He got dealt with in that fight.

00:39:37.000 But came back strong as fuck in that second round.

00:39:40.000 Still got dropped again.

00:39:41.000 This is the first real challenge that he's had.

00:39:43.000 The first guy just could not grapple with him.

00:39:45.000 Takes that guy down, dominates him on the ground, ground and pounds him.

00:39:48.000 This fight, he gets tested.

00:39:50.000 So what he's got to do now, for sure, Just take some fucking time off.

00:39:54.000 Take a long time off.

00:39:56.000 I think he's taking enough time off.

00:39:57.000 You've got to heal up and get your ass back.

00:39:59.000 You don't got that much time.

00:40:00.000 But that's not what I'm saying.

00:40:02.000 I agree with you 100%, but I think he's got to take some time off from that beating.

00:40:05.000 He took a beating, dude.

00:40:06.000 You can't just jump right back in.

00:40:08.000 You'll still be suffering.

00:40:09.000 Remember what Stipe did to Maldadonna?

00:40:13.000 Remember that?

00:40:14.000 Yeah, I do.

00:40:15.000 I do.

00:40:16.000 Steve is a monster, dude.

00:40:18.000 He starched him.

00:40:19.000 He congratulated him in the ring after this.

00:40:21.000 Oh, Value of did?

00:40:22.000 And that's about, I don't see anything about a fight.

00:40:23.000 But there was some weird thing where they cut to Value of and he made a face.

00:40:27.000 Because Fedor was making some sort of a speech.

00:40:30.000 And they cut to Value of.

00:40:31.000 I'm just speaking out of like, you know...

00:40:34.000 Bullshit rumor.

00:40:36.000 Well, also, like, if I had to be skeptical, I would say.

00:40:40.000 That's probably what they do.

00:40:41.000 Was Putin there?

00:40:42.000 That's what it says.

00:40:43.000 It says many notable people came to congratulate him, including Nikolai Vayuev and more notably Vladimir Putin.

00:40:49.000 Yeah, Putin and him are boys.

00:40:51.000 Are you scared if Hillary Clinton wins?

00:40:53.000 Oh, shit.

00:40:55.000 I'm more scared if Donald Trump wins.

00:40:57.000 More scared?

00:40:59.000 Either way, you know what?

00:41:01.000 This is what I think.

00:41:01.000 Hillary Clinton, a million percent, is going to win.

00:41:04.000 Donald Trump, they're not going to let him be president.

00:41:07.000 That was just a big distraction.

00:41:08.000 They put him in there to make sure Hillary wins.

00:41:11.000 For sure.

00:41:12.000 No way is Donald Trump going to be president.

00:41:14.000 That is not going to happen.

00:41:16.000 Hillary is going to be the president.

00:41:18.000 It's all set.

00:41:21.000 Tower 7, Hillary.

00:41:22.000 What do you think?

00:41:23.000 You think the election was rigged with Bernie Sanders in California and Hillary?

00:41:29.000 You think it was rigged?

00:41:31.000 You look into it at all?

00:41:32.000 You didn't look into it?

00:41:33.000 I did not think it was rigged.

00:41:36.000 There's definitely some sort of a problem with...

00:41:39.000 There was votes that weren't counted, right?

00:41:41.000 Yeah, that's pretty much true.

00:41:42.000 They got busted.

00:41:43.000 Hold on, sir.

00:41:44.000 And then boom, Orlando.

00:41:45.000 Hold on, Eddie.

00:41:46.000 Say that again?

00:41:47.000 A friend of mine who I follow on Facebook, he was really big in the Bernie campaign, following a lot of it, posting things all throughout the last couple of months.

00:41:58.000 He was even making posters that were going viral online for it, helping voters for registrations and whatnot.

00:42:03.000 His vote wasn't counted.

00:42:05.000 And it said because he didn't sign this thing.

00:42:07.000 And he is adamant that he 100% followed everything to the T, double-checked all this stuff.

00:42:11.000 And they're telling him his vote won't be counted 100%.

00:42:14.000 So what's the conspiracy?

00:42:17.000 The conspiracy theory is that Hillary's campaign is actively suppressing votes.

00:42:24.000 Is it that...

00:42:26.000 Or is it that there's a bunch of people that are zealous and they identify with the Hillary party and they work in some way, shape, or form in counting votes and they've decided to...

00:42:39.000 It means your vote doesn't count.

00:42:41.000 That's what that means.

00:42:41.000 Everyone's all happy.

00:42:42.000 Oh, I voted.

00:42:43.000 If you didn't vote, don't fucking complain.

00:42:45.000 Guess what?

00:42:45.000 Your vote didn't count.

00:42:46.000 Right.

00:42:47.000 No, I totally get that.

00:42:48.000 But I'm saying, like, what do you think is the mechanism?

00:42:50.000 Like, what's actually happening here?

00:42:52.000 Is it because they think that...

00:42:56.000 Hillary's part of the club.

00:42:57.000 So Hillary, it's like there's some sort of concerted effort to make her win, even though they know she wasn't winning.

00:43:03.000 She's part of the team, man.

00:43:04.000 So she's going to win no matter what.

00:43:06.000 Here's the question.

00:43:07.000 Here's the real question.

00:43:08.000 Who's doing that and how is that?

00:43:10.000 Is it the people that are working in the campaign offices and in the election offices?

00:43:15.000 Or is it the government?

00:43:16.000 Well, the people that are working in the election offices, the people that count elections, right?

00:43:19.000 They count results.

00:43:21.000 They must have some kind of political bias, right?

00:43:25.000 They must.

00:43:26.000 I mean, people do, right?

00:43:28.000 Everyone does.

00:43:28.000 Right.

00:43:28.000 Some people are just naturally democratic.

00:43:30.000 Some people are naturally conservative.

00:43:32.000 They'd have to.

00:43:33.000 How do they account for that when it comes to something like this?

00:43:36.000 What is the excuse?

00:43:39.000 What is the reason they're saying why these votes weren't counted?

00:43:44.000 Provisional ballots is something I've heard come up a lot, and they're going to be counted over an extended period of time, but they've already made calls for things, so I don't know how that fucks it up.

00:43:52.000 But the dude you know said that his stuff wasn't signed, right?

00:43:55.000 They said he wasn't signed?

00:43:56.000 Did you take a photo of it before?

00:43:58.000 There's a screenshot I saw.

00:43:59.000 I think that he said he's got even eyewitnesses that saw him sign it or something.

00:44:02.000 But he has a screenshot of him with his sign.

00:44:05.000 I'm sorry, not a screenshot of that.

00:44:07.000 It was a screenshot of the response, the voter registration thing that said his vote wasn't being counted.

00:44:12.000 A whistleblower came out and made a video.

00:44:15.000 She made a video and explained everything, how they trained her, what to do.

00:44:19.000 What they did is...

00:44:22.000 Supposedly, this is what she said, that they told her that anybody, because you could vote for a candidate but not be part of a party.

00:44:29.000 You could just say, I'm not Democrat, I'm not a Republican, whatever, there's a name for it.

00:44:35.000 No political whatever representation.

00:44:38.000 I don't know what the fuck it is, but you're that third class.

00:44:42.000 So most of those people were voting for Bernie, so they weren't Democrat or Republican, so they were on that third pile, and that third pile, none of those votes got counted.

00:44:51.000 Whoa.

00:44:51.000 That's what the conspiracy theory is.

00:44:53.000 And that's huge shit.

00:44:55.000 Huge, huge...

00:44:56.000 That's not good.

00:44:57.000 Yeah.

00:44:57.000 Your vote doesn't count.

00:44:59.000 Well, that's also what happened during the Al Gore-George W. elections, where they said that if you actually counted the real numbers of people that voted, like all that dangling Chad bullshit, if you actually count the actual results after they sorted it all out,

00:45:15.000 Al Gore won.

00:45:15.000 He won the election.

00:45:17.000 I mean, this is pretty well established.

00:45:21.000 But it's one of those things where you know how a referee stops a fight for the wrong reason?

00:45:24.000 Yeah.

00:45:25.000 Once they stop the fight, the fight stopped.

00:45:26.000 Yeah, it's nothing you do.

00:45:27.000 It's kind of the same thing with calling a president.

00:45:29.000 They're so terrified of this idea of losing the power that they get from controlling the leader of the world, which is exactly what it is when you just decide that someone's a president.

00:45:40.000 If you got to a point where you're like, this is so stupid, why are we still having presidents?

00:45:43.000 And everybody agreed.

00:45:44.000 There'd be no one person that would have that position of power.

00:45:47.000 They're so terrified of that.

00:45:49.000 That even in some sort of a crazy dispute where Al Gore may or may have not, obviously I didn't count them, but if you count them all up and you listen to a lot of the people that did, they said that Al Gore won that election.

00:46:00.000 He should have won that election.

00:46:01.000 That's crazy.

00:46:02.000 And like, we're not even going to entertain it.

00:46:04.000 We're just not even going to entertain it.

00:46:05.000 And Al Gore backs away.

00:46:06.000 And didn't the same thing happen with Kerry?

00:46:08.000 Didn't the same thing happen with Kerry?

00:46:10.000 There was like some dispute as to whether or not Kerry won or didn't.

00:46:13.000 I thought Al Gore was a for sure, but then Kerry was close, but didn't win.

00:46:16.000 I think Kerry was an issue too.

00:46:17.000 There was some sort of a dispute with Kerry too.

00:46:19.000 I think with all those guys, it's like the game is so fucking wacky.

00:46:25.000 The game of controlling the geopolitical power of the world and controlling the greatest nation the world has ever known and the best people we can get are the people that we're voting on right now.

00:46:38.000 It's ridiculous.

00:46:39.000 Well, the smartest people aren't going to run for president.

00:46:41.000 Watch a documentary on YouTube called Behind the Iran-Contra Affair.

00:46:45.000 You'll get to see...

00:46:47.000 This is all public shit.

00:46:48.000 The Iran-Contra Affair, that shows you how people get honeydicked.

00:46:53.000 It shows you everything.

00:46:54.000 Watch that and the Clinton Chronicles.

00:46:56.000 The Clinton Chronicles and Behind the Iran-Contra Affair.

00:46:59.000 It's fucking nuts.

00:47:02.000 Well, we don't have to go to that.

00:47:04.000 The Iran-Contra Affair is undeniable.

00:47:08.000 It's one of those...

00:47:08.000 The Iran-Contra Affair is one of those conspiracy theories that's so legit and so verified and so proven that it opens the door to a lot of other stuff.

00:47:18.000 Because you go, well, wait a minute.

00:47:20.000 How the fuck did they think they could pull off this?

00:47:22.000 How did they sell drugs in the L.A. ghettos to fund these crazy military operations in other countries?

00:47:31.000 Dude, what they did...

00:47:34.000 They sold drugs in the ghetto.

00:47:38.000 Make profit?

00:47:40.000 Here's the thing.

00:47:41.000 Gangsters.

00:47:42.000 There's like two dozen people running all that shit.

00:47:43.000 Yeah, not that many.

00:47:45.000 That's one of the things the CIA guys, when you get to know them and you start communicating with them, you realize, okay, there's some cowboys that realize they're kind of operating on their own, and they realize they can make a lot of money, and they went for it.

00:47:57.000 I think that's what happened.

00:47:58.000 They have deep military connections.

00:48:00.000 It's the military that makes it happen.

00:48:01.000 I think that happened in a lot of cases.

00:48:04.000 And there's a lot of dudes who sold drugs and did all kinds of other shit because there's a lot of other people doing it.

00:48:10.000 And they're like, fuck these people.

00:48:11.000 Why should these people make this money?

00:48:13.000 And we can take this money and we can go do some other shit.

00:48:15.000 And they got caught with it.

00:48:16.000 They got caught funding the war with the Contras and the Sandinistas in Nicaragua.

00:48:21.000 That was during the Oliver North trials.

00:48:23.000 All that crazy shit.

00:48:24.000 Dude, it was bananas.

00:48:25.000 How about they got caught busted?

00:48:27.000 There's like...

00:48:28.000 Here it is right here.

00:48:29.000 Five people involved.

00:48:29.000 Was the 2004 election stolen?

00:48:31.000 Republicans prevented more than, what does that say, 350,000 votes in Ohio?

00:48:37.000 An article written by Robert F. Kennedy Jr., published in Rolling Stone.

00:48:41.000 Robert Kennedy Jr.?

00:48:43.000 Yeah, so you see, there's always these debates and disputes about elections, but I think at a certain point in time, as a people, we have to come to this conclusion, this idea of giving all the power to one group like this, it's intoxicating.

00:48:58.000 It's dangerous.

00:48:59.000 It's not good for them.

00:48:59.000 It's not good for us.

00:49:01.000 It's not good for anybody.

00:49:02.000 We shouldn't have these groups that have so much power over what you do or what you don't, and especially, like, what the fuck happens with the future of the world?

00:49:14.000 Like, who are these people?

00:49:15.000 Like, why?

00:49:16.000 Why do they...

00:49:16.000 Because we decide, because everybody raises their hand, they point to a guy, that guy gets to choose.

00:49:21.000 This is madness!

00:49:23.000 We're going to stop doing that.

00:49:24.000 It's so gangster.

00:49:25.000 It's old school for sure.

00:49:26.000 The Iran-Contra scandal was when Ronald Reagan was president and George Singer was vice president.

00:49:31.000 George Singer was vice president.

00:49:33.000 He was the former director of the CIA. He's right there, vice president.

00:49:37.000 An actor is the fucking president.

00:49:39.000 That's when George Bush was running all kind of games with the CIA. They got caught selling arms to Iran through Israel.

00:49:51.000 We were supposedly, those were our enemies.

00:49:55.000 And then they said it was because they needed to free the hostages.

00:49:59.000 So that's why they were selling arms to them.

00:50:02.000 That sounds like a reasonable deal.

00:50:05.000 Sell them some old shit and light them up.

00:50:09.000 Sweet guns, check these out.

00:50:11.000 They were just making money.

00:50:12.000 The guys that were handling the deals, they were just skimming all the money.

00:50:15.000 And they got busted.

00:50:17.000 So the guys that got indicted, those like four dudes, as soon as George W. Bush, or George, not W., George Sr. became president, he pardoned all those guys.

00:50:27.000 He let them all out of jail.

00:50:29.000 It's gangster.

00:50:30.000 They know where he sleeps.

00:50:32.000 Fuck.

00:50:32.000 They're gangsters, dude.

00:50:34.000 And it's public knowledge and no one can do anything about it.

00:50:38.000 And you just can't do shit about it.

00:50:40.000 So crazy.

00:50:41.000 Like, you can't do anything about any of that shit.

00:50:43.000 That shit was all public knowledge.

00:50:45.000 They had the hearings in front of Congress on public television for two or three weeks.

00:50:52.000 It was huge!

00:50:53.000 Yeah, I remember it.

00:50:54.000 They got busted!

00:50:55.000 And guess what?

00:50:56.000 Guess what?

00:50:57.000 George Singer became president.

00:50:59.000 How about that?

00:51:00.000 How about that for a gangster move?

00:51:01.000 He became president.

00:51:03.000 And then he got his retard son to become president.

00:51:06.000 How gangster is that?

00:51:06.000 He wasn't retard.

00:51:07.000 He just wasn't as smart.

00:51:08.000 But how about this?

00:51:09.000 How about this?

00:51:10.000 How about this?

00:51:12.000 He was vice president when all that shit happened, so when those dudes got busted, he pardoned him once he became president, and the guy responsible for allowing all the drugs to come in illegally through the CIA was Bill Clinton in Arkansas while he was the governor.

00:51:30.000 Guess what?

00:51:31.000 After George Sr.'s president, Bill Clinton takes over.

00:51:34.000 He was next.

00:51:35.000 He hooked him up.

00:51:36.000 What's up?

00:51:36.000 He said, hey, let us run this shit through your goddamn state, and we'll hook you up.

00:51:40.000 We'll let you be president for a few years.

00:51:41.000 What about that?

00:51:42.000 It's hard to argue with the raw facts of me in Arkansas.

00:51:47.000 That whole Barry Seals connection.

00:51:49.000 Watch the Clinton Chronicles.

00:51:51.000 Watch that shit on YouTube.

00:51:52.000 The Clinton Chronicles.

00:51:54.000 You'll see how when Bill Clinton was governor of Arkansas, he was gangster.

00:51:59.000 He was the most gangster.

00:52:00.000 I love me some Bill Clinton.

00:52:01.000 Oh, dude.

00:52:03.000 Dude, I love Mr. Bill Clinton.

00:52:06.000 He's getting his dick sucked in the White House from random chicks.

00:52:09.000 That's nothing.

00:52:11.000 They know Bill Clinton.

00:52:12.000 Bill Clinton, that's all he cared about was pussy.

00:52:15.000 That's all he cared about.

00:52:16.000 And there's whistleblower after whistleblower.

00:52:19.000 That's what he was known for.

00:52:20.000 He got down.

00:52:23.000 Clinton Chronicles.

00:52:24.000 Clinton Chronicles.

00:52:26.000 He was a beast.

00:52:27.000 Dude, he was like, what's his name?

00:52:29.000 Jimmy Soprano?

00:52:29.000 What's that guy's name?

00:52:30.000 Tony.

00:52:31.000 How many guys do you think have done coke in the White House?

00:52:35.000 They brought it in.

00:52:37.000 They had the best shit.

00:52:38.000 They brought it in.

00:52:38.000 They dealt it.

00:52:39.000 They brought it in.

00:52:40.000 Okay, how many people do you think?

00:52:41.000 What?

00:52:42.000 Has anybody ever smoked a joint at the White House?

00:52:45.000 You're crazy, I don't think Obama's smoking joints at night.

00:52:47.000 No, you know what?

00:52:48.000 I don't know so much weed, but for sure coke and a lot of scotch.

00:52:51.000 What kind of paranoia do you think that he would get if he was smoking weed at night?

00:52:56.000 He would sleep at night.

00:52:57.000 What's that?

00:52:57.000 David Cross admits to snoring cocaine at the White House.

00:53:02.000 He won't be back.

00:53:03.000 He won't be back.

00:53:05.000 You know what?

00:53:05.000 They don't even give a shit.

00:53:07.000 The White House don't care.

00:53:09.000 He's a comic, right?

00:53:10.000 I'm not really shocked by that.

00:53:12.000 They don't give a fuck.

00:53:13.000 No, I'm sure he's telling the truth.

00:53:14.000 Everybody knows the CIA is doing all these covert operations.

00:53:20.000 The world champions of the NFL, NBA, there's some snorting going on.

00:53:25.000 That's amazing that they would fucking bring Coke into the White House.

00:53:28.000 That is such a ballsy move.

00:53:30.000 Are they going to pat down the celebrities?

00:53:33.000 Dude, the people that are running, the elite, they're partying harder than anybody.

00:53:37.000 Who is?

00:53:38.000 Eyes wide shut?

00:53:40.000 It's just like that.

00:53:41.000 It's real, bro.

00:53:42.000 It's a documentary.

00:53:42.000 I want to hit it.

00:53:44.000 It's on YouTube.

00:53:45.000 No, it's at the library.

00:53:47.000 No.

00:53:48.000 Like, where else are you going to watch this shit?

00:53:50.000 I don't watch my shit on YouTube.

00:53:52.000 I watch it on science.com.

00:53:54.000 That's what I watch it on.

00:53:55.000 That's like Hulu, Amazon.

00:53:57.000 Okay, not YouTube.

00:53:59.000 What are you watching on YouTube?

00:54:00.000 Dude, you do some bullshit.

00:54:01.000 Dude, I watch everything on YouTube.

00:54:02.000 Wait a minute.

00:54:02.000 What exactly?

00:54:03.000 What were we just talking about?

00:54:05.000 What was the documentary?

00:54:05.000 No, when people say, he says YouTube, and then did you watch it on YouTube?

00:54:08.000 It's like, where else are you going to fucking watch it?

00:54:10.000 Hulu?

00:54:11.000 Yeah!

00:54:12.000 Fucking yeah!

00:54:14.000 Hulu's a fine platform.

00:54:15.000 I don't know where you're going with this.

00:54:16.000 Not YouTube!

00:54:18.000 Not YouTube!

00:54:19.000 Snoop Dogg says he smoked marijuana in the White House without Obama.

00:54:23.000 Without Obama.

00:54:24.000 Yeah, probably.

00:54:25.000 That's a good move.

00:54:26.000 No, it's on YouTube, man.

00:54:27.000 I don't believe it.

00:54:28.000 If it was on Vimeo, I would believe that.

00:54:30.000 Or CNN.com.

00:54:32.000 What, Jamie?

00:54:34.000 I need a CNN app.

00:54:36.000 I want to believe that shit.

00:54:38.000 That's all Willie Nelson does.

00:54:39.000 I wish Brian Callen didn't leave.

00:54:41.000 Then you and him could get into it.

00:54:43.000 Oh, me too.

00:54:44.000 Hey, I don't even want to get in or what.

00:54:46.000 Your whole Clinton conspiracies, Brian would wreck.

00:54:50.000 He loves Clinton.

00:54:52.000 I'm done with the Tower 7. What fascinates me more.

00:54:55.000 You're over it.

00:54:55.000 What fascinates me more is...

00:54:59.000 How people can watch that shit and still not believe it, that's more fascinating.

00:55:07.000 What's behind that shit?

00:55:08.000 I think it's the YouTube pledge.

00:55:09.000 That's what I want to know.

00:55:10.000 That's what I want to know.

00:55:11.000 It's like, fuck.

00:55:12.000 How the fuck?

00:55:13.000 What does that happen?

00:55:14.000 How do you get hypnotized?

00:55:15.000 You could see that shit coming down, but yet you still think it came down by fires.

00:55:19.000 That is more fascinating.

00:55:21.000 I had people reach out to me, bro, how do you make fun of your buddy's beliefs like that?

00:55:26.000 It's no different.

00:55:27.000 Like, hey man.

00:55:28.000 I'm not offended at all.

00:55:29.000 I'm not making fun of him.

00:55:30.000 It's a conversation.

00:55:32.000 We're just debating.

00:55:32.000 I don't believe in dragons.

00:55:34.000 You guys don't make fun of me.

00:55:35.000 I'm looking into hypnotism, man.

00:55:36.000 I want to know everything about that shit.

00:55:38.000 I want to know about MKUltra and all mind control stuff.

00:55:41.000 That's what I'm into.

00:55:42.000 That shit works.

00:55:44.000 Dope headlights on that car.

00:55:45.000 Look at that shit.

00:55:47.000 This Formula One car?

00:55:48.000 That's the Hazards, man.

00:55:50.000 That's that Porsche, son.

00:55:51.000 That thing is insane.

00:55:52.000 That's that 979 whatever RSR. 918?

00:55:55.000 Is that what it is?

00:55:55.000 The new one?

00:55:57.000 Look at that thing.

00:55:58.000 Those tires can't be cheap.

00:55:59.000 You know what?

00:56:00.000 There's a weird thing that happens when they switch to these insane shapes.

00:56:05.000 Those tires can't be cheap.

00:56:07.000 How much do you think each of those tires cost?

00:56:10.000 $500?

00:56:11.000 Oh, fuck you.

00:56:12.000 More than that.

00:56:13.000 No, way more.

00:56:14.000 Those are slicks.

00:56:15.000 They're sponsors.

00:56:16.000 Oh, no, no.

00:56:17.000 They don't pay for them.

00:56:18.000 No, but if you had to pay for them, $500.

00:56:20.000 More than a granite tire.

00:56:21.000 Do they go through it in like fucking half an hour?

00:56:23.000 More than a granite tire for those things.

00:56:24.000 Yeah.

00:56:24.000 Because they have to be ready to go over 200 miles an hour and not burn.

00:56:28.000 Those things are insane.

00:56:30.000 They're all slicks, you know.

00:56:31.000 They don't have any tread on them.

00:56:32.000 That's the thing about those tires.

00:56:34.000 They're like this really soft, sticky component.

00:56:37.000 And so they kind of like drive with them and heat them up and move around with them.

00:56:41.000 And then once they heat them up real good, they become super adhesive.

00:56:46.000 Yeah, real sticky.

00:56:47.000 And you could just take these...

00:56:48.000 Doesn't that slow you down?

00:56:49.000 No, no, no.

00:56:50.000 It grips to the road like a gecko.

00:56:52.000 It's way better because you don't get as much tire spin.

00:56:55.000 See, Jamie, that's NASCAR, dog.

00:56:57.000 I'm talking about F1, son.

00:56:58.000 It's got to be very simple.

00:56:59.000 Okay, let's see.

00:57:00.000 $350 to $450 each.

00:57:04.000 I told you!

00:57:05.000 Racing teams don't buy their tires.

00:57:07.000 They lease them.

00:57:08.000 I told you!

00:57:08.000 They lease them from Goodyear, the official tire supplier of NASCAR, on race day.

00:57:13.000 Each team is allowed to lease 16 sets of four tires.

00:57:16.000 Whoa!

00:57:17.000 Go to Discount Tire!

00:57:19.000 Look how crazy that's.

00:57:22.000 16 sets.

00:57:23.000 It takes them 16 sets of fucking tires.

00:57:26.000 Oh, that's a lot of fucking...

00:57:27.000 Well, that's because those things are super gummy, man.

00:57:29.000 So, like, the really good racers, they know when their tires are, like, ready to go.

00:57:33.000 They start feeling the slippage.

00:57:35.000 They start...

00:57:36.000 They're so sensitive, and it's, like, really like their ass.

00:57:39.000 Like, their ass and their feet and their hand connected to the wheel.

00:57:43.000 They go, oh, this bitch is slipping just a little bit more than it did the last lap.

00:57:46.000 How's that back, Eddie?

00:57:52.000 Yeah, me too.

00:57:53.000 Would you want to try one of these chairs?

00:57:56.000 Do you think this would be better, or does that one allow you to lean back a little bit more?

00:57:59.000 What's better?

00:58:01.000 This is a good one.

00:58:02.000 I mean, we've sat here seven hours already.

00:58:05.000 I'm going to have to get going pretty soon, brother.

00:58:07.000 This is ridiculous.

00:58:08.000 Why are we still doing this?

00:58:09.000 How much time do we do?

00:58:11.000 We've been going since 7.30.

00:58:12.000 How much time do we do?

00:58:14.000 This is going to be a five-hour podcast.

00:58:18.000 That's so ridiculous.

00:58:20.000 Let's break it up into two pieces.

00:58:22.000 Part one, part two.

00:58:23.000 God, we're so ridiculous.

00:58:25.000 We should shut the fuck up.

00:58:26.000 Just a couple guys having fun, man.

00:58:28.000 See, look at this guy sliding backwards.

00:58:30.000 Tell me that looks like a good time.

00:58:31.000 This guy slamming into one.

00:58:33.000 He's Asian.

00:58:34.000 You don't know that.

00:58:35.000 You're just being rude.

00:58:38.000 There are no Asian NASCAR drivers, though.

00:58:40.000 That's a good point.

00:58:41.000 Yeah, we thought about that shit in 2003. You're guaranteed a wreck!

00:58:45.000 You know what I mean?

00:58:46.000 That brings in the people.

00:58:47.000 That's what they want to see.

00:58:48.000 Bro, he's 61 years old.

00:58:50.000 No wonder he's fucked.

00:58:51.000 He's saying shit.

00:58:53.000 NASCAR should go for that.

00:58:55.000 What's that?

00:58:57.000 There's just one?

00:58:58.000 You're talking about the exception?

00:58:59.000 How dare you, Eddie Bravo.

00:59:00.000 You don't even research.

00:59:01.000 Yeah, Eddie.

00:59:01.000 He probably crashes more than anyone.

00:59:03.000 Shut the fuck up!

00:59:06.000 I'm sorry, Asians.

00:59:08.000 I'm sorry out there.

00:59:08.000 We're just joking around, folks.

00:59:10.000 It was an old sketch that we did on The Man Show that got rejected.

00:59:12.000 It's a long day.

00:59:14.000 A lot of podcasting.

00:59:16.000 All right, folks.

00:59:17.000 So I guess that's it.

00:59:18.000 We'll wrap this up.

00:59:19.000 I hope you guys enjoyed the fuck out of it.

00:59:21.000 We did.

00:59:21.000 I enjoyed the fuck out of it.

00:59:22.000 Eddie Bravo, your gangster for getting here.

00:59:25.000 Cameron Haynes at last update was over 70...

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