The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion

00:00:00.000 Oh, Christ.

00:00:03.000 He's alright.

00:00:05.000 Alright, we're going live now, finally.

00:00:07.000 Here we go.

00:00:08.000 We had a just...

00:00:10.000 Disaster trying to order from the UFC TV app.

00:00:14.000 And then so we had to go for the DirecTV, and then we went to DirecTV, and then we had to call in, and I couldn't talk to a person.

00:00:22.000 I had to enter in shit, so I had to check, find my fucking account number online.

00:00:27.000 We all panicked a little bit.

00:00:28.000 Disaster!

00:00:29.000 We panicked a little bit.

00:00:30.000 But we're here.

00:00:31.000 Eddie Bravo's here, ladies and gentlemen.

00:00:32.000 Hello, how you doing?

00:00:34.000 Brian motherfucking Callum's here.

00:00:36.000 Yes, sir, everybody.

00:00:36.000 How are you?

00:00:37.000 Good to be here.

00:00:38.000 Good to be here.

00:00:39.000 Brian bought wine.

00:00:39.000 That could be a good or a bad decision.

00:00:42.000 We're going California first, then we're going to go a little Italy for my boy at Via Veneto, courtesy.

00:00:48.000 Okay.

00:00:49.000 Fabricio hooked us up with a beautiful wife.

00:00:50.000 Yeah, look at this.

00:00:51.000 He's giving shout-outs already.

00:00:52.000 We just started.

00:00:53.000 No, he gave me some great wine.

00:00:55.000 Yancy Medeiros won already.

00:00:57.000 We didn't even get a chance to watch the fight because we just got it live.

00:01:02.000 And Brendan motherfucking Chubb!

00:01:03.000 What's up, dog?

00:01:04.000 What is going on with that shirt?

00:01:05.000 You are in like a 1980s rapping movie.

00:01:07.000 He sure is.

00:01:09.000 Boy, I'm glad you mentioned that.

00:01:10.000 I look like a young Michael J. Fox.

00:01:12.000 Well, you look like a dude who's in one of those break-in movies.

00:01:15.000 Yeah!

00:01:15.000 You should have a bandana.

00:01:16.000 You should.

00:01:17.000 You should be a tough guy with a switchblade in an 80s movie.

00:01:20.000 That's what you should do.

00:01:21.000 Poor Mexican chicks wear jeans of that material.

00:01:24.000 They do.

00:01:25.000 It's in right now.

00:01:26.000 Is it in?

00:01:27.000 Because that's artificially distressed in the extreme.

00:01:31.000 Did you see?

00:01:32.000 The kids are wearing it.

00:01:33.000 They just showed Shogun.

00:01:35.000 Have you seen the UFC light heavyweight rankings?

00:01:37.000 Yeah, he's like three.

00:01:38.000 I think he's tied for four.

00:01:40.000 It's really crazy.

00:01:41.000 They're going to have that Ozdemir dude.

00:01:43.000 He's going to fight Jimmy Manawa.

00:01:45.000 Are you talking about pound for pound champ?

00:01:48.000 He's had two fights in the UFC, and he's like number three now.

00:01:51.000 He's weird.

00:01:52.000 Light heavyweight's the weirdest division with Jon Jones out.

00:01:54.000 He's killing it.

00:01:55.000 With Jon Jones out, and Gustafson obviously just rose to the top of the heap.

00:02:00.000 How good did he look?

00:02:02.000 Goddamn!

00:02:02.000 Did you watch that fight?

00:02:04.000 Which one?

00:02:05.000 Gustafson and Teixeira?

00:02:06.000 I missed that whole UFC. Holy shit!

00:02:08.000 I was on my way back.

00:02:09.000 Dude, Gustafson was a ninja.

00:02:12.000 He's gonna be tough to beat, man.

00:02:13.000 Dude, he was so on point.

00:02:15.000 It was one of the best performances of his entire career.

00:02:18.000 It was incredible.

00:02:19.000 Those uppercuts?

00:02:19.000 Oh my god.

00:02:21.000 Accuracy.

00:02:22.000 That accuracy was insane.

00:02:23.000 I heard the fight companion, but I didn't actually watch it.

00:02:26.000 Ha!

00:02:27.000 Dude, he was amazing.

00:02:29.000 Gustafson was as good as he's ever.

00:02:31.000 I don't think he's ever looked better.

00:02:32.000 He's giving me a handful to beat for John and DC. Yeah, he's coming into his own.

00:02:37.000 You know, he's 30 years old.

00:02:38.000 He's been fighting for a long time.

00:02:39.000 He's had tough fights with John, tough fight with DC. He got beat up by Rumble, you know, and he's took a long time off, came back, and looked better than he's ever looked.

00:02:50.000 Wasn't he for a second there thinking about retiring?

00:02:52.000 Yeah.

00:02:53.000 You think he was.

00:02:53.000 After he lost in his hometown, he was just tough on him.

00:02:55.000 I bet you he's the light heavyweight champ by the end of the year.

00:02:58.000 He could be.

00:02:59.000 You think he beats Jon Jones?

00:03:00.000 Yep.

00:03:01.000 Wow.

00:03:02.000 Who knows?

00:03:03.000 He's the only guy.

00:03:04.000 If John comes back, we don't even know what John's gonna come back looking like.

00:03:08.000 When a guy takes that much time off and, you know, he's...

00:03:13.000 Who knows?

00:03:13.000 Either he's gonna come back better than ever, like Rory McDonald looked in Bellator.

00:03:17.000 Rory just needed rest, though.

00:03:19.000 He's never looked like...

00:03:20.000 You know, like, Rory just needed rest.

00:03:21.000 He rushed it.

00:03:22.000 John, he needs a little coca.

00:03:23.000 He ain't a whore.

00:03:24.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:03:25.000 Hey, bro.

00:03:25.000 Well, he's in button-ups and blazers talking about God.

00:03:29.000 I don't need that.

00:03:30.000 I don't like that, John.

00:03:31.000 That's the OSP, John.

00:03:32.000 That was bullshit.

00:03:33.000 You want the relax, John, who just doesn't double-make care.

00:03:37.000 I want the two-day training camp, John.

00:03:39.000 I wonder John that takes a flying knee for his first opening move against Shogun.

00:03:43.000 Yes!

00:03:43.000 When he's 22. Yes!

00:03:45.000 One of those crazy spinning elbows.

00:03:48.000 How about him bragging that he beat DC high?

00:03:53.000 He's going for it.

00:03:55.000 He's like, I did coke a week before I beat you.

00:03:57.000 The best line of all time.

00:03:59.000 The best line of all time, I thought.

00:04:01.000 Exactly.

00:04:02.000 His career's not going to be affected by that.

00:04:04.000 No.

00:04:04.000 Right now we accept that he's a wild motherfucker.

00:04:07.000 No, he's the bad guy.

00:04:08.000 It's better if he comes clean.

00:04:10.000 Yeah, be that guy.

00:04:11.000 We fucking love that guy.

00:04:12.000 It's always better if you come clean, period.

00:04:14.000 You can smell the fakeness from a mile away.

00:04:17.000 What if he turns into a Conor McGregor butt on coke?

00:04:21.000 Good luck beating that guy.

00:04:23.000 I just think if you're caught up in the demons, and if you're completely honest about it, Americans love you.

00:04:31.000 They forgive the shit out of you.

00:04:32.000 Charlie Sheen.

00:04:33.000 Hey, I fucked up again!

00:04:34.000 Exactly.

00:04:34.000 Charlie Sheen's like the best example of that ever.

00:04:36.000 I mean, who the fuck ever admitted to doing crack?

00:04:39.000 Yeah.

00:04:39.000 Like on a regular basis, talking about how he does it.

00:04:42.000 That's how I do it.

00:04:43.000 That's how we roll.

00:04:44.000 And then who goes on and gets a TV deal for $900 million after that?

00:04:47.000 Yeah, Robert Downey Jr. too.

00:04:49.000 Dude, he got the worst TV deal ever.

00:04:51.000 Yeah, that's Iron Man.

00:04:52.000 But he went to jail.

00:04:54.000 He got caught.

00:04:55.000 He was fucking he-she's, right?

00:04:57.000 What's that?

00:04:57.000 Iron Man was fucking he-she's, wasn't he?

00:05:00.000 Robert Downey Jr., it seemed when I was growing up, was in the news, you always saw him in court for something, right?

00:05:06.000 Robert Downey Jr. was always asking for forgiveness.

00:05:08.000 Yeah, for being awesome.

00:05:09.000 Right?

00:05:10.000 Every couple years, he was always like, Robert Downey Jr. is in court today.

00:05:15.000 Right.

00:05:15.000 And you know what?

00:05:16.000 He still makes humongous movies.

00:05:18.000 He still makes Iron Man.

00:05:19.000 He's killing it.

00:05:19.000 He's amazing.

00:05:20.000 Yeah, we forgive drug problems easily.

00:05:22.000 It's when you hide it.

00:05:24.000 He came back.

00:05:24.000 That's how movies start.

00:05:25.000 Movies start with dudes who are drunks like an ex-cop and he gave up on life and he's just a loser.

00:05:29.000 He doesn't care about anybody.

00:05:31.000 He throws a pizza in a blender.

00:05:36.000 Not only that, we root for Escobar.

00:05:38.000 When you watch Narcos, aren't you kind of pulling for him?

00:05:42.000 Yeah, you really want him to pull it out.

00:05:44.000 People are pulling for him.

00:05:45.000 That's when you know somebody did their job as a storyteller.

00:05:48.000 That's why Silence of the Lambs was so genius, because you liked him and wanted him to be free, because you were like, you know what?

00:05:55.000 He does eat people, but he wouldn't eat meat.

00:05:57.000 No.

00:05:57.000 I never rooted for Hannibal Lecter.

00:06:00.000 Not only did everybody root for Tony Montana, but anytime I would see that movie another time, I was hoping there would be some kind of alternate ending.

00:06:10.000 As a kid, I'd go, why don't he just leave town?

00:06:16.000 Why don't you go back to your house?

00:06:18.000 He's like an anti-hero.

00:06:19.000 Shit!

00:06:19.000 Do you remember when we were watching, what's his face, Larry David's show, Curb Your Enthusiasm?

00:06:25.000 Yes.

00:06:25.000 He had that crazy-eyed killer guy, and he played Scarface over his house 24-7.

00:06:30.000 It's a great show.

00:06:30.000 I don't remember that.

00:06:32.000 On the ceiling, he had a plasma on the ceiling.

00:06:34.000 He was playing Scarface 24-7 in his crib.

00:06:37.000 He just had Scarface on it.

00:06:41.000 That's a funny thing, man.

00:06:42.000 Scarface is a funny movie.

00:06:44.000 You know they're remaking it.

00:06:45.000 It's probably the first movie ever with an anti-hero.

00:06:48.000 Was that the first one?

00:06:50.000 Well, no, not the first one, I don't think.

00:06:52.000 The first big one?

00:06:52.000 Well, Clint Eastwood movies were kind of like that, right?

00:06:55.000 Yeah, Clint Eastwood was like the High Plains Drifter.

00:06:58.000 He was kind of a ne'er-do-well, came back.

00:07:00.000 But he would do good things.

00:07:00.000 He wouldn't do shitty shit.

00:07:02.000 He was never a douchebag, right?

00:07:04.000 Which one was the one where he came back to life, though?

00:07:06.000 The Godfather was a good example.

00:07:09.000 Which was the one where he came back to life?

00:07:11.000 Was it High Plains Drifter?

00:07:12.000 I think it was High Plains Drifter.

00:07:13.000 They beat him and whipped him to death and he came back to life as a supernatural hitman and he came back and fucked everybody up.

00:07:20.000 Well, I don't know that that was the case, but I know that when High Plains Drifter takes his shirt off and he's got all these bullet marks and the guy goes, but you're dead.

00:07:28.000 Wait, wasn't he supposed to be like a ghost?

00:07:30.000 He came back and killed everybody?

00:07:31.000 Maybe.

00:07:31.000 See if that's the case.

00:07:33.000 I'm pretty sure that was High Plains Drifter's storyline, was that he was like, he came back from the dead.

00:07:38.000 He was a different person.

00:07:39.000 He looked different.

00:07:40.000 I'm pretty sure.

00:07:41.000 I love that movie.

00:07:42.000 I only know Clint Eastwood from, you know, his current movies.

00:07:45.000 I don't know his old shit.

00:07:46.000 You never saw The Outlaw Josie Wales?

00:07:48.000 No, I'm young.

00:07:50.000 That movie stands the test of time.

00:07:53.000 No, I'm young.

00:07:53.000 Is that the best Clint Eastwood movie?

00:07:55.000 I mean, Outlaw Josie Wells, man, it's pretty close.

00:07:59.000 What year did that come out, though?

00:08:00.000 It doesn't matter.

00:08:01.000 It came out way before our time, honestly.

00:08:03.000 Oh, really?

00:08:03.000 Yeah, it was like in 1970 or something like that.

00:08:05.000 But if it came out now, it would still kill me.

00:08:07.000 It's a great movie.

00:08:08.000 I don't know too much about Clint Eastwood.

00:08:10.000 I wasn't really into westerns, but I know there's a bunch you hear Joey talking about and stuff.

00:08:14.000 I would be interested in seeing a documentary based on his career.

00:08:18.000 Me too.

00:08:19.000 And the chicks.

00:08:20.000 It started with...

00:08:21.000 The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

00:08:23.000 That was the first one.

00:08:23.000 Yeah.

00:08:24.000 And then how many did he make after that?

00:08:26.000 Westerns.

00:08:26.000 He made so many.

00:08:27.000 And here's the most.

00:08:28.000 He did them in Italy.

00:08:28.000 More than that.

00:08:29.000 Because it was cheap.

00:08:30.000 What?

00:08:30.000 But here's the most controversial.

00:08:31.000 They were called spaghetti westerns.

00:08:33.000 Because they were doing them in Italy.

00:08:34.000 Because they would film in Italy and pretend they were in New Mexico and shit.

00:08:38.000 That's why I always wondered why.

00:08:40.000 Two of the most controversial moments in movie history with Clint Eastwood.

00:08:43.000 One is he rapes a woman.

00:08:45.000 He straight up rapes her.

00:08:47.000 In a barn.

00:08:48.000 He just...

00:08:49.000 Clint Eastwood rapes a girl in a movie.

00:08:51.000 What movie is that?

00:08:52.000 And he's a hero.

00:08:53.000 And then, the second movie, he plays...

00:08:55.000 Was that High Plains Drifter 2?

00:08:56.000 Nope.

00:08:56.000 At that point, was he a douchebag in the movie?

00:08:59.000 Can you look at what movie it was?

00:09:00.000 No.

00:09:00.000 Or was that just him as a normal guy?

00:09:02.000 No, he was just a man.

00:09:02.000 And it was clear that he raped a girl.

00:09:04.000 What?

00:09:05.000 And then she falls in love with him.

00:09:06.000 And then she falls in love with him later.

00:09:08.000 What?

00:09:08.000 Okay, how about this?

00:09:09.000 What is this called?

00:09:10.000 Good luck in that pass today.

00:09:11.000 Look at this.

00:09:12.000 They're making him do something to his feet.

00:09:13.000 They're making him trim his toenails.

00:09:15.000 They always check your toenails.

00:09:16.000 If you've got to trim your toenails, do it with a fucking toenail clipper and then file that shit down.

00:09:21.000 You know, Mike Winklejohn doesn't have a fucking eyeball because of that.

00:09:25.000 That's not bullshit.

00:09:26.000 That's true.

00:09:27.000 That is something very serious that should have been taken care of a long time ago.

00:09:31.000 If I was fighting this guy, and I saw that he was doing that to his toenails right before a fight with his fingers, I'd be like, fuck that, man.

00:09:36.000 No, he's using a clipper.

00:09:37.000 He's using a clipper.

00:09:38.000 Well, think how sharp it is, though, to the point to file it down.

00:09:40.000 But he needs to file it down, too.

00:09:42.000 They're so sharp.

00:09:42.000 Look at that big toe.

00:09:43.000 So he's trimming it, and then on top, he's going to do the other toe, too.

00:09:45.000 The ref's going to do it now.

00:09:46.000 Can you imagine if he gogoplat on him?

00:09:48.000 The fucking ref is trimming his toenails, man.

00:09:50.000 Are you serious?

00:09:51.000 This is crazy.

00:09:52.000 He's very religious.

00:09:53.000 But they should be polished.

00:09:55.000 You should sand those fuckers down, man.

00:09:57.000 Yeah, I agree.

00:09:58.000 They should have little condoms over them.

00:10:00.000 No, time to sand them.

00:10:01.000 They should have mini condoms.

00:10:02.000 That's not a bad idea, really.

00:10:03.000 Hey.

00:10:03.000 Look, fingernails fuck people's eyeballs up.

00:10:06.000 You know, that's a big part of what's going on with these eye pokes.

00:10:09.000 It's not just a blunt object.

00:10:11.000 It's a blunt object with a fucking hard edge to it.

00:10:14.000 Did you hear Glover?

00:10:14.000 He goes, when I got poked in that, I saw three Gustafsons.

00:10:17.000 And then he goes, can you see?

00:10:19.000 He goes, no, but I want to keep fighting.

00:10:20.000 And they go, all right, cool.

00:10:21.000 They let him fight.

00:10:22.000 I'm glad they didn't stop the fight.

00:10:24.000 And he goes, it wouldn't matter, though.

00:10:26.000 He had my timing.

00:10:26.000 He was faster, but, you know, he had everything.

00:10:29.000 Well, if he couldn't see out of one eye, that was...

00:10:32.000 He was getting beat up before that, though, but he did say, he goes, it wouldn't matter.

00:10:35.000 What does it say, Jamie?

00:10:36.000 High Plains Drifter had the rape, and I can't quite tell if this is the one reason- How did they get away with that?

00:10:42.000 I think that's one of the reasons why he got away with it, because he was this guy coming back from the dead.

00:10:49.000 What's the premise?

00:10:51.000 It says at the beginning, attractive townswoman deliberately bumps into him in the street, knocks his cigar from his mouth.

00:10:58.000 No, no, no.

00:10:58.000 I don't mean the premise of the rape.

00:11:00.000 I mean the premise of the movie.

00:11:01.000 It's a long plot here.

00:11:03.000 High Plains Drifter.

00:11:05.000 Here's the other insanely controversial moment in Clint Eastwood.

00:11:09.000 There's a girl.

00:11:10.000 She's about eight, maybe younger.

00:11:12.000 She saves him from...

00:11:14.000 He's a Union soldier.

00:11:15.000 She saves him from the Confederate soldiers.

00:11:18.000 He saves life.

00:11:19.000 She says, no, he's not here.

00:11:20.000 And he looks at her, and because he saves life, he turns and kisses her on the lips for about five seconds.

00:11:26.000 How about that?

00:11:27.000 Oof.

00:11:28.000 Yeah, more than that.

00:11:29.000 It's like, you're like, what?

00:11:31.000 I mean, they got away with some shit.

00:11:33.000 Yeah, but by the way, no, no, it was a different movie.

00:11:35.000 Which movie?

00:11:36.000 And in this, he wasn't, you knew he wasn't like a pedophile.

00:11:39.000 He was just so happy that his life had been spared that he, you could never get away with that and probably shouldn't in movies.

00:11:45.000 But, you know, the 70s.

00:11:47.000 Well, that's what's really crazy is like how much culture's changed since 1970. Yep.

00:11:51.000 How much humans have changed.

00:11:53.000 Mm-hmm.

00:11:54.000 It's true.

00:11:54.000 I feel like Paulo here could rape a girl and get away with in the movies.

00:11:57.000 I mean, he is a dime piece.

00:11:59.000 He's a good-looking fella.

00:12:00.000 You've seen this kid fight before?

00:12:01.000 No.

00:12:01.000 He's a monster.

00:12:02.000 Yeah, he's very good.

00:12:03.000 How do you pronounce his last name?

00:12:05.000 It's going to be tough.

00:12:06.000 You're asking the wrong gentleman here.

00:12:07.000 He's built like a Greek statue.

00:12:09.000 I have a speech impediment, Joe.

00:12:10.000 You know this.

00:12:10.000 Congratulations.

00:12:14.000 Jamie, see if you can find the pronunciation of his name.

00:12:16.000 Well, we'll hear it from Brian Stan.

00:12:18.000 There's things that you can't do anymore nowadays, but there's things now that you couldn't do back then.

00:12:23.000 Like, shit seems to be slipping into TV every now and then, and maybe a fuck after 10. They're starting to...

00:12:31.000 Oh, look at this.

00:12:32.000 Did you see the Wayans?

00:12:33.000 They were talking shit.

00:12:34.000 They had to separate them.

00:12:35.000 Wow.

00:12:36.000 Can I ask you guys a question, who are in the know?

00:12:38.000 I know the USADA is very strict, but if you're in Brazil, are you...

00:12:42.000 How dare you?

00:12:44.000 I'm asking a question!

00:12:45.000 How dare you?

00:12:47.000 I'm literally just asking...

00:12:48.000 I smell racism.

00:12:49.000 Let's say his name.

00:12:50.000 What do you think his name is?

00:12:52.000 Uloane Borachina.

00:12:54.000 Borachina.

00:12:55.000 Borachina.

00:12:56.000 Borachina.

00:12:57.000 Borachina.

00:12:58.000 Borachina, and then his name is...

00:13:03.000 I think he's from Nigeria.

00:13:05.000 That's my guess.

00:13:06.000 You think?

00:13:07.000 Yeah.

00:13:08.000 Let's hear it.

00:13:09.000 Let's hear it.

00:13:09.000 Give me some volume.

00:13:11.000 It'd be hilarious if Bruce fucks us up.

00:13:15.000 I can't hear my...

00:13:16.000 Here we go.

00:13:20.000 Let's hear the names.

00:13:21.000 A little louder.

00:13:37.000 Bamboshe.

00:13:38.000 Bamboshe.

00:13:39.000 Bamboshe.

00:13:40.000 Bamboshe.

00:13:41.000 Okay, now listen to this.

00:13:45.000 It's going to be a great fight.

00:13:47.000 Nine wins.

00:13:50.000 Boracina.

00:13:54.000 That means drunk.

00:13:56.000 Does it?

00:13:56.000 Yeah.

00:13:57.000 Drunk chick.

00:14:00.000 Or little drunk dude.

00:14:03.000 Boracina.

00:14:05.000 Boracina.

00:14:06.000 It's like a little drunk.

00:14:08.000 I bet you this fight doesn't get out of the first round, gentlemen.

00:14:10.000 For real?

00:14:11.000 I don't think so, the way the homeboy fights.

00:14:13.000 How much volume can we have and still...

00:14:17.000 Really?

00:14:17.000 What happens?

00:14:18.000 I mean, the sound will get in the feed.

00:14:21.000 Oh, okay, right.

00:14:22.000 And then we get pulled off.

00:14:24.000 Goddamn YouTube.

00:14:25.000 You two are a bunch of haters.

00:14:27.000 Uh-oh.

00:14:29.000 Somebody's explosive.

00:14:30.000 Oh, they're swinging.

00:14:31.000 You said somebody's explosive?

00:14:32.000 Yeah, man.

00:14:33.000 Because he's black?

00:14:35.000 They're both explosive.

00:14:36.000 I didn't say.

00:14:36.000 I said somebody, bro.

00:14:37.000 Don't ever put words in my mouth.

00:14:40.000 Well, the black guy didn't do anything.

00:14:41.000 Wow, he's explosive.

00:14:42.000 I didn't say that.

00:14:44.000 I wish that was a stereotype for Mexicans.

00:14:46.000 If anything, I would say.

00:14:47.000 It's so funny.

00:14:47.000 When you're watching two guys fight like this, they're so tense.

00:14:53.000 When you have a bunch of bad blood between two guys, you can almost see it in how wound up and pulled back they are.

00:15:03.000 They also don't have a lot of experience, though, either, Joe.

00:15:05.000 That's only Homeboy's second fight.

00:15:07.000 He's cupped up.

00:15:08.000 They cupped the shit out of his back.

00:15:10.000 Does that work, Brian?

00:15:12.000 What's going on?

00:15:13.000 I personally don't believe it worked.

00:15:15.000 How did it work?

00:15:16.000 What did it do?

00:15:17.000 I had all like this bad blood in there that wasn't moving, circulating.

00:15:21.000 It literally got it out.

00:15:22.000 It was like darker.

00:15:23.000 A healer.

00:15:24.000 Yeah, it might be some bullshit.

00:15:25.000 I call it placebo.

00:15:27.000 Wait a minute, you mean it got it out?

00:15:28.000 How does it get it out?

00:15:30.000 They poke holes in your knee and then put the suction on and it sucks the stagnant blood.

00:15:34.000 Oh, they suck blood out of you?

00:15:35.000 Oh, look at this.

00:15:36.000 Some vampire shit.

00:15:38.000 With a high back mount.

00:15:39.000 He's getting a little sloppy there.

00:15:40.000 He's just a little too wild.

00:15:42.000 Yeah, but he's attacking.

00:15:43.000 Ooh, just barely missed that left hook.

00:15:45.000 Now he's getting loose, guys.

00:15:46.000 He's getting loose.

00:15:47.000 That guy's jacked.

00:15:48.000 Yeah.

00:15:49.000 He looks like a fella you would see on the beach.

00:15:51.000 Yeah.

00:15:52.000 The machete.

00:15:53.000 The black fella or the Brazilian?

00:15:54.000 Both of them.

00:15:54.000 They both look like beach boys.

00:15:56.000 Yeah, they both have beach bodies.

00:15:57.000 Couple beach bullies.

00:15:58.000 I was talking about the Brazilian character, though.

00:16:00.000 He looks like some dude coming out of the water with a Speedo on.

00:16:03.000 Yeah, for Dior or some shit.

00:16:05.000 I'm super uncomfortable about being on the beach with a shirt off.

00:16:07.000 Yeah, I'd go ahead and run my keto ass away.

00:16:12.000 I don't think he's a kid.

00:16:13.000 I just think he's a beast.

00:16:14.000 Oh, nice inside leg kick.

00:16:16.000 Bambouche.

00:16:19.000 Bambouche has those Jon Jones legs.

00:16:21.000 Those things are dangerous.

00:16:23.000 He's very stiff with his upper body.

00:16:25.000 Oh, he just got head kicked.

00:16:26.000 He throws big shots.

00:16:28.000 Bambouche looks a little tired, guys.

00:16:30.000 Yeah, and we're only two minutes in.

00:16:31.000 See, that's being all tight and wound up.

00:16:34.000 I mean, these guys got to catch their second wind.

00:16:36.000 And now you see him pacing himself.

00:16:37.000 And he's moving like nothing smooth.

00:16:39.000 It's all fucking moving.

00:16:41.000 A lot of looking to spin from him.

00:16:43.000 A couple times.

00:16:44.000 I like what I'm saying by Bamboozle.

00:16:48.000 Bamboozle?

00:16:49.000 Hey, man.

00:16:49.000 I like it.

00:16:50.000 I think he's badass.

00:16:52.000 He throws big-ass shots.

00:16:54.000 Bamboozle's gonna lose.

00:16:56.000 Bamboozle.

00:16:56.000 When he throws, it's big.

00:16:57.000 He just waits for a shot.

00:16:59.000 He's not fucking around.

00:17:00.000 He throws big shit.

00:17:01.000 Yeah, it's whether or not he can sustain this.

00:17:03.000 It'll be fine.

00:17:04.000 This is his style.

00:17:05.000 He's like Dominic Cruz.

00:17:06.000 Look at this.

00:17:07.000 Dominic Cruz?

00:17:08.000 What?

00:17:09.000 No, he's like...

00:17:09.000 He's more like Mike Tyson.

00:17:11.000 He keeps switching stances.

00:17:12.000 Oh!

00:17:13.000 Yeah, but I mean, he's obviously not as fluid as Donald.

00:17:16.000 You know what?

00:17:17.000 That resilience throwing heat, though.

00:17:20.000 They're both throwing heat.

00:17:21.000 These guys are two dudes who don't really like each other.

00:17:23.000 Oh, boy.

00:17:25.000 He pointed to him.

00:17:27.000 He's like, oh, I got you.

00:17:28.000 I got you.

00:17:29.000 He keeps looking at the clock.

00:17:30.000 Or he's just as crazy as I can't tell.

00:17:32.000 Oh, he's getting hurt now.

00:17:33.000 He's throwing wild shit now.

00:17:34.000 Yeah.

00:17:37.000 Let's go Boracino.

00:17:37.000 Go ahead and get Bamboozle out of here.

00:17:39.000 He's coming.

00:17:40.000 Oh, nice.

00:17:41.000 Went to the leg.

00:17:41.000 That's kind of smart.

00:17:42.000 Oh, God.

00:17:43.000 Oh, God.

00:17:43.000 Bamboozier was worried about the bodies going to the body now with the punches.

00:17:46.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:17:47.000 Oh, this guy's no joke.

00:17:51.000 His first fight, he got performance of the night.

00:17:53.000 He's like Roberto Duran.

00:17:54.000 Oh, my God.

00:17:55.000 Dude.

00:17:55.000 Roberto Duran.

00:17:56.000 Those are kind of hurt when you're out of breath.

00:17:57.000 Terrible comparisons.

00:17:58.000 What are you talking about?

00:17:59.000 John Jones, Roberto Duran, and Dominic Cruz.

00:18:05.000 Come on.

00:18:05.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:18:06.000 I'm talking about the Brazilian.

00:18:08.000 Yeah, I know.

00:18:09.000 Oh, beautiful elbow.

00:18:10.000 Oh, my God.

00:18:11.000 Come on.

00:18:11.000 He's like Butterbean.

00:18:14.000 He's better than Duran.

00:18:15.000 He's in trouble.

00:18:16.000 Guys, this is a fight.

00:18:17.000 Oh, my God.

00:18:18.000 He's better than Duran.

00:18:18.000 No.

00:18:19.000 Okay.

00:18:20.000 No chance.

00:18:21.000 Better than Duran.

00:18:23.000 Duran's boxing is like some of the best ever.

00:18:26.000 God.

00:18:27.000 The body shots against the ropes.

00:18:30.000 I hear you.

00:18:30.000 That's like Julio Cesar Chavez right there.

00:18:33.000 I could have dropped that.

00:18:34.000 By the way, look at that mark on the inside of his knee on Borashina's knee.

00:18:38.000 Notice how I rolled the R. Borashina.

00:18:41.000 I don't think that's the right way to say it, though.

00:18:43.000 You're chewing it like you're in France or something.

00:18:46.000 Like you're Spanish.

00:18:48.000 You've got a good Brazilian accent.

00:18:50.000 Yeah, I don't think that's...

00:18:53.000 Can you commentate in your Brazilian accent for just a little while?

00:18:56.000 Yeah, it's been a while for me, you know, but I'm going to try now.

00:18:59.000 That guy's going to go, look, oh, oh, control the posture.

00:19:03.000 Posture.

00:19:05.000 No, guys, because I was in France.

00:19:10.000 It's Jamaican now.

00:19:13.000 Because I was in Jamaica, then I was in France, but I'm from Brazil.

00:19:20.000 Posture, control position.

00:19:22.000 Come on, Bamboozio, let him off.

00:19:23.000 Posture, very good posture.

00:19:25.000 Wow, the first round.

00:19:26.000 Bamboozio made it up.

00:19:27.000 He's having trouble walking.

00:19:28.000 Look at him wobbling, dude.

00:19:29.000 He's wobbling.

00:19:30.000 He is fucking wobbling.

00:19:31.000 Yeah.

00:19:32.000 He pointed to Jesus.

00:19:33.000 He gave up to Jesus.

00:19:33.000 Jesus is going to help him beat this dude's ass.

00:19:35.000 Jesus better give him some fucking oxygen.

00:19:38.000 Dude, Boracina just...

00:19:39.000 He poured it on, man.

00:19:40.000 Oh, look at these.

00:19:41.000 Can his muscles be fatiguing at this point?

00:19:43.000 Because of all the blood.

00:19:44.000 You know what?

00:19:45.000 All the blood.

00:19:45.000 That dude's in shape.

00:19:46.000 Yeah.

00:19:47.000 Look, you can be built and still have endurance.

00:19:50.000 I mean, when Tim Kennedy was at his best, he was always built like a tank.

00:19:55.000 Never got tired.

00:19:56.000 And had good endurance.

00:19:57.000 Was he shredded?

00:19:59.000 Him and Luke Rockwell, you look at those Strikeforce days, both from Shred City.

00:20:03.000 But it's a fine line, man.

00:20:05.000 Yeah.

00:20:05.000 It's a fine line.

00:20:06.000 Like, you get too much mass and not enough conditioning, and you work too much on explosion in the fight, and not enough on technique, not enough on pacing yourself.

00:20:15.000 He's got giant shoulders.

00:20:16.000 Dude, look at Anthony Joshua.

00:20:17.000 He's shred city.

00:20:19.000 240 pounds.

00:20:20.000 240. And came back, you know?

00:20:23.000 Got dropped in the sixth round.

00:20:26.000 Almost.

00:20:27.000 And then came back and dropped in the next round.

00:20:29.000 He dropped Klitschko, and then Klitschko dropped him in the next round.

00:20:34.000 And then he dropped Klitschko twice in the final round.

00:20:37.000 Uppercuts were crazy.

00:20:38.000 Which, by the way, I think was a controversial stoppage.

00:20:40.000 Boy, that guy's built.

00:20:42.000 Holy shit, Boracino.

00:20:43.000 It's the shoulders.

00:20:45.000 He's stacked.

00:20:46.000 Yeah, he is, man.

00:20:50.000 We'll just toss it up genetics, though.

00:20:52.000 Oh, he's definitely got amazing genetics.

00:20:53.000 No, that's what I'm saying.

00:20:54.000 It's all genetics.

00:20:55.000 Because you know that Golden Snitch is sniffing around these two like a fucking bloodhound.

00:20:59.000 Well, he's young and he's got that mesomorphic structure.

00:21:02.000 It doesn't look out of place.

00:21:03.000 Also, Brazil would be a hard place to hide.

00:21:05.000 Yeah, no, he doesn't look like his young Vitor.

00:21:08.000 Are you in fear of facetious?

00:21:10.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:21:11.000 Oh, did you see that?

00:21:11.000 I'm not accusing anybody.

00:21:13.000 That was a double front chop.

00:21:14.000 Well, isn't Vitor on the card tonight?

00:21:16.000 We're going to find out what the whole thing is.

00:21:25.000 They're gonna make a deal.

00:21:29.000 They're gonna say listen, I'm gonna let my sister be for me Uh-oh.

00:21:34.000 Uh-oh.

00:21:35.000 Uh-oh.

00:21:36.000 He just kicked and fell.

00:21:38.000 And now it's going to be bad.

00:21:40.000 Oh, yeah.

00:21:40.000 Real bad.

00:21:41.000 Yeah.

00:21:41.000 Eddie, what was that clip that you posted?

00:21:43.000 Boracino's not really tired.

00:21:43.000 That MMA fight.

00:21:44.000 That's the end of that.

00:21:44.000 I didn't see the fight, but how did it...

00:21:46.000 Oh, Boracino gets a stoppage.

00:21:48.000 Eddie, what was that MMA fight that you posted on your Instagram where someone was going for the heel hook?

00:21:53.000 Alan be tripping.

00:21:54.000 Oh shit.

00:21:54.000 What was that MMA fight you posted on your Instagram today?

00:21:57.000 Where someone was going for the heel hook.

00:21:58.000 That was earlier today.

00:21:59.000 It was in the prelims.

00:22:00.000 And the other dude was beating the shit out of him while he was going for the heel hook, but then the minute ran out.

00:22:04.000 Who won that fight?

00:22:05.000 Matthew Lopez.

00:22:06.000 The guy on top.

00:22:07.000 Oh, that's my boy.

00:22:08.000 Yeah, the Brazilian.

00:22:10.000 I forget the Brazilian's name.

00:22:11.000 So the Brazilian was a cat that was going for the heel hook.

00:22:13.000 Yes.

00:22:14.000 Damn, that was a battle.

00:22:15.000 Yeah, he put him right in 50-50.

00:22:16.000 That's tough.

00:22:17.000 And he had the heel hook, and he had it, but he held on.

00:22:21.000 And Matthew Lopez used to dealing with heel hooks all the time.

00:22:25.000 He's a great wrestler, too.

00:22:26.000 Yeah.

00:22:27.000 Impressive defense, though, man, because he got to death's door.

00:22:30.000 He got to death's door a couple of times.

00:22:32.000 Yeah.

00:22:33.000 Real good defense, but damn hammer fist from hell.

00:22:35.000 Yeah, that's the danger in going for leg locks in MMA. They work.

00:22:38.000 They work, but some of the times you're going to get smashed.

00:22:41.000 Jamie's going to play it.

00:22:42.000 Look it up there.

00:22:43.000 Look it up there on the left.

00:22:44.000 Dude, I mean, this is like as close to a goddamn heel hook as you're going to get.

00:22:49.000 This dude's jacking on it and yanking on it.

00:22:51.000 And homeboy, Matthew Lopez is a bad motherfucker because he was in pain here for sure.

00:22:56.000 And he survived.

00:22:57.000 Look at this.

00:22:57.000 Ding, ding, ding.

00:22:58.000 Oh, he's a tough kid, man.

00:22:59.000 Oh, yeah, man.

00:23:00.000 And he still has it.

00:23:00.000 Right here, they shouldn't allow head kicks with the foot.

00:23:03.000 Oh, fuck yeah.

00:23:03.000 You should be able to stomp the head.

00:23:05.000 100%.

00:23:05.000 He would have knocked them out.

00:23:07.000 Listen, why can you kick someone in the head standing up and you can't kick someone in the head on the ground?

00:23:11.000 It makes zero sense.

00:23:12.000 It's a viable move.

00:23:14.000 Look.

00:23:15.000 If you want to say that the guy standing up can't soccer kick the guy in the head or stomp him in the head, okay, we can argue that because of the cage.

00:23:21.000 That's fair.

00:23:21.000 Because the guy can't go anywhere, but you can't argue that if they're in that position.

00:23:25.000 If the guy's going for a heel hook and they're both on the ground, you should absolutely be able to kick just like you can absolutely elbow to the head, you could punch to the head.

00:23:32.000 Why can't you kick to the head?

00:23:33.000 It makes zero sense.

00:23:35.000 Zero.

00:23:36.000 Upkicks should be legal.

00:23:37.000 100%.

00:23:38.000 You're on your back.

00:23:39.000 You get a free shot.

00:23:40.000 It might be too hard.

00:23:43.000 Meanwhile, you can hit a guy with a wheel kick.

00:23:45.000 It's too hard.

00:23:46.000 Meanwhile, you can hit a guy with a wheel kick, but you can't upkick him when you're on your back and he's trying to close in on you?

00:23:51.000 Fuck that.

00:23:52.000 You should be able to go crazy.

00:23:54.000 You should be able to, when the guy's on his knees, you should be able to kick him.

00:23:56.000 Two knees, one knee.

00:23:58.000 You should be able to kick the shit out of him if you're on your back.

00:24:00.000 You know, I was in Singapore, and I hung out with Shatree, the guy who owns Evolve, and he owns one FC. Oh, the guy who owns Evolve owns one FC as well?

00:24:10.000 Yeah.

00:24:11.000 One championship.

00:24:12.000 One FC? I swear, I've been to a thousand UFC events.

00:24:17.000 I've never been to an event like this.

00:24:19.000 Really?

00:24:20.000 Hey, bro.

00:24:21.000 One championship, as far as production goes, and how...

00:24:26.000 Fuck.

00:24:27.000 Really?

00:24:29.000 Who does English commentary for them?

00:24:31.000 It's the most incredible.

00:24:33.000 It's like this VIP section was just...

00:24:36.000 The way it was all set up was just, let's just spend...

00:24:41.000 There's no budget.

00:24:42.000 It was incredible.

00:24:43.000 Every fighter, every fighter that came out...

00:24:47.000 Had its own music video.

00:24:49.000 An own show.

00:24:51.000 They'd really go off on promoting each individual fighter.

00:24:56.000 Each guy came out and had his own music video.

00:24:59.000 His own song.

00:25:00.000 Damn.

00:25:00.000 Cut up.

00:25:01.000 Who's the big stars over there?

00:25:02.000 Is Asuka a star over there?

00:25:03.000 Askren's a huge star.

00:25:05.000 Dude, that guy has mitts!

00:25:09.000 The reason I bring it up, Joe, is I was talking with them and I asked him...

00:25:19.000 I said...

00:25:21.000 He was going back and forth on the rules because they allowed soccer kicks initially.

00:25:28.000 Well, you see Brandon Veer's soccer kick?

00:25:29.000 Yeah.

00:25:29.000 So then eventually he said, we got to pull him out.

00:25:32.000 You know, there was a couple of examples.

00:25:34.000 Really?

00:25:34.000 People's teeth go in the same way.

00:25:36.000 But it's his decision.

00:25:38.000 He doesn't have a commission.

00:25:39.000 He can do whatever he wants.

00:25:40.000 Damn, it's just up to him.

00:25:42.000 Yeah, it's up to him.

00:25:42.000 And he decided to pull the soccer kicks.

00:25:45.000 And all kicks on the ground.

00:25:48.000 And I said, including up kicks...

00:25:50.000 And he goes, well, technically, yes.

00:25:52.000 But he thought about it for a second, or maybe he allowed him.

00:25:56.000 I'm a little confused as to what he said, but he agreed at the end of the conversation that upkicks should be legal.

00:26:05.000 I mean, you're on your back, and you allow a wheel kick.

00:26:08.000 So there's no commission.

00:26:09.000 You 100% should be able to up kick at any time.

00:26:12.000 When the guy says one knee on the ground, two knees on the ground, no knees on the ground.

00:26:15.000 It's too gray right now.

00:26:16.000 You're on your back.

00:26:16.000 You should be able to get back to your feet.

00:26:18.000 It's a viable technique.

00:26:19.000 And the guy shouldn't be so confident that he can close the distance.

00:26:23.000 Okay?

00:26:23.000 The only reason he's so confident that he can close the distance and get a hold of you is because you can't up kick him when you have one knee down.

00:26:30.000 Right.

00:26:30.000 It's a bullshit strategy.

00:26:32.000 It's a bullshit strategy based on a bullshit safety.

00:26:35.000 So Eddie, there's no commission out there?

00:26:36.000 No.

00:26:37.000 So everyone going Sizzler.

00:26:38.000 Yeah, he calls the shots.

00:26:39.000 How crazy.

00:26:40.000 But, like I said, I've never been to a show like that.

00:26:44.000 Damn, I want to go.

00:26:45.000 You sold me, bro.

00:26:46.000 You sold me.

00:26:47.000 Syrigously.

00:26:48.000 It's one dude.

00:26:49.000 Shatree, he's the man.

00:26:51.000 What ethnicity is that, gentlemen?

00:26:53.000 It's like, he just wants the best show.

00:26:56.000 What ethnicity is he?

00:26:57.000 He's half Thai, half Japanese.

00:26:59.000 Who does the commentary for English?

00:27:02.000 Does Rich Franklin do it?

00:27:03.000 Rich Franklin just moved there to work for him as a VP. I love me some Rich Franklin.

00:27:07.000 Ben Askren wants to move there.

00:27:09.000 Ben Askren wants to move to Singapore?

00:27:12.000 And work for 1FC. Holy shit.

00:27:15.000 After he's done budding?

00:27:16.000 He's thinking about retiring.

00:27:19.000 If Asuka never gets to the UFC, that's such a fucking shame.

00:27:23.000 That guy's an animal, man.

00:27:25.000 He would beat our champ right now.

00:27:27.000 How dare you?

00:27:28.000 Joe, do you think it should be illegal, if you're inside control, to knee the head?

00:27:33.000 100%.

00:27:33.000 Really?

00:27:34.000 100% on your hands and knees.

00:27:36.000 Don't be in that position.

00:27:37.000 If your guy can get you inside control, you should be fucking scrambling like a wildcat.

00:27:43.000 If you're not scrambling like a wildcat, it means you're compromised.

00:27:47.000 And if you're compromised, it means you either got too tired or you got too hurt and that guy should be able to capitalize.

00:27:53.000 A knee to the head when you're down, the only time it's a problem in my eyes is when you can't move your head.

00:27:58.000 That's why pride was superior in that respect because they had those ropes.

00:28:02.000 So you can go under the ropes and avoid soccer kicks, you could avoid stomps, you could avoid knees.

00:28:06.000 The only argument against soccer kicks and stomps and knees to the head is the fucking cage.

00:28:11.000 Getting your head pressed up against the cage and getting stuck.

00:28:13.000 In my opinion, that makes it a problem.

00:28:15.000 Because the guy can't get out of the way of a strike, so then the artificial boundary of the cage becomes a weapon.

00:28:22.000 And obviously you can strategize to get the fuck away from it, don't let it happen to you.

00:28:27.000 If it does happen to you, it's very dangerous.

00:28:28.000 It makes fights more exciting because there's more opportunities for KOs, but you're going to shorten careers too.

00:28:33.000 I have a different point of view on it in that I don't think that when you don't have knees to the head when you're in that position or when your hands are on the ground or, for example, soccer kicks, I don't think it makes...

00:28:45.000 If you added those things, I think it would do two things.

00:28:48.000 It would not make the sport more exciting, but it would make it more brutal and it would probably shorten careers.

00:28:54.000 So in my opinion, it's brutal enough and there's enough technique to...

00:28:58.000 You're talking like you're on CNN. I know, but to not allow certain, like...

00:29:01.000 But up kicks aren't more brutal.

00:29:03.000 Yeah, up kicks are a different story, actually.

00:29:05.000 Okay.

00:29:06.000 And I also think if somebody's trying to rip your knee off and you can kick them, like, from that position, I think that's...

00:29:11.000 Or an echo lock?

00:29:11.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:29:12.000 Yeah, you could break someone's skull.

00:29:13.000 You should be allowed to do that.

00:29:14.000 Break their brains if they got their head caught in a bad spot and you actually stomp on it 100%.

00:29:19.000 Can you imagine if Brock Lesnar gets a full...

00:29:21.000 Yeah.

00:29:22.000 Yeah.

00:29:23.000 Yeah.

00:29:23.000 Well, listen, man.

00:29:24.000 That's why you need to open mats.

00:29:25.000 No cage.

00:29:26.000 Exactly.

00:29:27.000 That's what's up.

00:29:28.000 Oh, God.

00:29:28.000 Rogan Fighting Championship.

00:29:29.000 Rogan Fighting Championship.

00:29:30.000 Oh, and I also asked him about, I go, what if a fighter wants to wear spats, like, or a rash belt?

00:29:37.000 Can you wear a rash guard?

00:29:38.000 Whose decision is that?

00:29:39.000 He goes, my decision.

00:29:40.000 I go, so can I... I mean, women wear rash guards all the time, and it's never a problem in an MMA fight.

00:29:46.000 It's never like, what do we do with the women's rash guards?

00:29:48.000 We can't have them fight topless.

00:29:49.000 What are we going to do?

00:29:50.000 It's just like, you just wear a rash guard.

00:29:52.000 No big deal.

00:29:53.000 There shouldn't be...

00:29:56.000 A rule prohibiting male fighters from wearing rash guards, in my opinion.

00:30:01.000 It's not a big deal for women.

00:30:04.000 He agreed.

00:30:05.000 He said he wouldn't let anybody wear anything.

00:30:08.000 If you want to wear a gi in 1FC, you can wear a gi.

00:30:11.000 You can wear Aikido pants if you want in 1FC. I think you should be able to wear a gi, and I think you should have no gloves.

00:30:17.000 I think gloves, if you can knee someone in the head, elbow someone in the face, you can kick them in the head with your fucking shin.

00:30:23.000 Dude, my shin is so much less vulnerable than my hands.

00:30:28.000 Should we get rid of weight classes too?

00:30:30.000 No, but you should take away the pants.

00:30:33.000 If you're gonna have padding, we should have padding on the shins, we should have padding on the knuckles, we should have absolute padding on the heel.

00:30:40.000 Because the heel is the most dangerous, in my opinion.

00:30:42.000 Because I could wheel kick something, you could hit something really hard, and it doesn't really hurt your heel.

00:30:47.000 You punch someone in the head, you have a really good chance if you hit the forehead of breaking your hand.

00:30:52.000 I've never heard of a guy wheel kicking a guy in the head and hurting his foot.

00:30:56.000 I mean, I've hurt my foot to the point where I was limping, but I never hurt my foot.

00:31:00.000 Didn't break it.

00:31:00.000 I never broke it.

00:31:01.000 It was like owie, but that was owie off of someone's fucking head.

00:31:05.000 Right.

00:31:05.000 You know, like the idea that you could pat up your knuckles, you don't pat up your heel.

00:31:09.000 It's crazy.

00:31:10.000 Your heel's a goddamn hammer.

00:31:12.000 I mean, what's that dude's name?

00:31:15.000 There's a dude who just fought in Bellator recently.

00:31:18.000 I'm going to pull this up because I told this kid I would give him props, but he knocked out somebody with an axe kick.

00:31:23.000 I saw that.

00:31:25.000 That might be the only time ever.

00:31:28.000 It was after the main card though, right?

00:31:30.000 He was on either before the main card or after the main card.

00:31:35.000 So there'll be the main event, and then it's over at TV, and then they'll have guys fight after.

00:31:39.000 Like one or two guys fight after.

00:31:41.000 Okay, homeboy, his name is Alfier Davis.

00:31:47.000 Yeah, Alfie R. Davis.

00:31:49.000 Alfie R. Davis.

00:31:51.000 And he axe-kicked a dude.

00:31:53.000 He axe-kicked a dude and KO'd him.

00:31:54.000 Sweat this.

00:31:55.000 Doom!

00:31:56.000 Oh, wait a minute.

00:31:57.000 Go again.

00:31:57.000 Back it up again.

00:31:58.000 Here we go.

00:31:58.000 Watch this.

00:31:59.000 Oh!

00:32:01.000 No way!

00:32:02.000 Come on!

00:32:02.000 No way!

00:32:03.000 I told you someone was going to do that eventually.

00:32:05.000 I've seen that happen in Taekwondo.

00:32:08.000 I want to see it happen with front foot hook kick.

00:32:10.000 That's what I want to see.

00:32:11.000 I don't think that's Bellator, though.

00:32:12.000 Derek the Black Beast Lewis.

00:32:14.000 No, that wasn't.

00:32:15.000 That one wasn't.

00:32:15.000 That wasn't Bellator.

00:32:18.000 But Derek Lewis got knocked out by Sean Jordan with a front leg hook kick.

00:32:21.000 Get the fuck out of here.

00:32:22.000 Sean Jordan, who's 250 pounds, 260 probably.

00:32:26.000 Built like a brick shithouse.

00:32:28.000 Built like a human British bulldog.

00:32:29.000 But can do backflips.

00:32:30.000 What?

00:32:31.000 Yeah, Sean Jordan hit him with a hook kick.

00:32:33.000 Front leg, Bill Wallace.

00:32:34.000 That's awesome.

00:32:35.000 Superfoot-style hook kick to the chin.

00:32:37.000 That's awesome.

00:32:37.000 Sean Jordan was a freak.

00:32:38.000 He's a freak athlete.

00:32:39.000 Here it is.

00:32:40.000 Here it is.

00:32:40.000 Watch this.

00:32:41.000 Boom!

00:32:41.000 Oh, what?

00:32:42.000 Yeah, that was Derek Ballas' last loss.

00:32:45.000 Actually, it looks like he brought it from the back leg.

00:32:47.000 Yeah, and it looked like it was almost a sidekick, right?

00:32:49.000 No.

00:32:49.000 Let's see it again.

00:32:51.000 Boom!

00:32:51.000 That's definitely a hook kick.

00:32:52.000 No, you're right.

00:32:52.000 If they show it in slow motion, you see the hooking.

00:32:56.000 You're right.

00:32:57.000 It could be a shitty sidekick.

00:32:58.000 It might be a shitty sidekick.

00:33:00.000 Boom!

00:33:01.000 That's a straight-up hook kick, son.

00:33:03.000 That's a hook kick.

00:33:03.000 That's a straight-up hook kick.

00:33:04.000 Do you have a karate background?

00:33:06.000 Do you know that?

00:33:07.000 Do you know if he has that karate background?

00:33:08.000 Boom!

00:33:09.000 I mean, that's amazing!

00:33:10.000 And Derek's like, what in the fuck?!

00:33:13.000 You don't train for that as a heavyweight.

00:33:15.000 He's a crazy athlete.

00:33:17.000 Football background.

00:33:18.000 LSU football.

00:33:19.000 Yeah, it was supposed to go to the NFL. Full backflip at 250 pounds.

00:33:22.000 Full backflip.

00:33:23.000 God!

00:33:24.000 Flies through the air.

00:33:25.000 He built like just a troll.

00:33:27.000 He built like the thing from Fantastic Four.

00:33:30.000 I watched a guy.

00:33:31.000 They said he was going to UCLA as a fullback or whatever he was.

00:33:33.000 He was that big and he was dunking a basketball.

00:33:36.000 He was just standing there and just jumping up and going, I was like, what the fuck?

00:33:39.000 No, Sean Jordan was supposed to go to the NFL, but he got caught with some...

00:33:44.000 Brazilian supplements crossing the border.

00:33:46.000 And the NFL was like, we're good.

00:33:48.000 We're all set.

00:33:49.000 Yeah, pretty sure.

00:33:50.000 He's a freak, though.

00:33:51.000 You gotta send those in the mail, son.

00:33:53.000 Yeah, come on.

00:33:54.000 Does this amateur ever get a P.O. box?

00:33:55.000 You get a stuffed animal.

00:33:57.000 Put it inside the stuffed animal.

00:33:59.000 I'm sending teddy bears to a sick kid.

00:34:01.000 Have your buddies have nothing to lose.

00:34:02.000 Put up their ass.

00:34:03.000 Come on.

00:34:04.000 What are you doing, bro?

00:34:06.000 Listen, if you're 32 years old and you still have student loans, it's time to become a mule.

00:34:12.000 Time to become a mule.

00:34:14.000 I hope Nate wins, man.

00:34:17.000 If one day in the future you have 100% transparency and you get to see all the crimes that are committed all across the world, how many times per day are dudes coming across the border with drugs up their ass?

00:34:26.000 Oh my god.

00:34:27.000 Are you kidding me?

00:34:29.000 I got them in my ass right now.

00:34:31.000 I've been offered a few.

00:34:32.000 What's the number though?

00:34:33.000 A hundred a day or more?

00:34:35.000 Oh my god.

00:34:36.000 Way more.

00:34:37.000 Thousand a day.

00:34:37.000 Yeah.

00:34:38.000 A couple dudes the other day got caught going through Kennedy, I think, with coke taped all over their body.

00:34:42.000 They just made them look faster.

00:34:44.000 Oh jeez.

00:34:44.000 Let's see if you can pull that up.

00:34:45.000 Let's see if you can pull that up.

00:34:46.000 Well, you can get randomly touched down, man.

00:34:49.000 Yeah.

00:34:49.000 That's a big risk.

00:34:50.000 Dogs, too.

00:34:51.000 That random.

00:34:51.000 Plus the...

00:34:52.000 But I think dogs can only smell one thing, and they usually use them for bombs.

00:34:58.000 No, because with drug dogs, though, they can smell, you know.

00:35:01.000 Right.

00:35:02.000 Cocaine?

00:35:02.000 Right.

00:35:03.000 With drug dogs.

00:35:04.000 I don't know if that's true.

00:35:06.000 Look at this.

00:35:06.000 These legs.

00:35:07.000 I'm a fucker.

00:35:08.000 Oh, they did a good job.

00:35:09.000 Dude, that's very smart, but that's big time.

00:35:10.000 Did a good job with the legs.

00:35:11.000 He put that in your ass.

00:35:12.000 You know what he should have done?

00:35:13.000 He should have got it shaped like one of those Batman suits where all the muscles are like nice and smooth.

00:35:19.000 He's in deep shit.

00:35:20.000 That's the way to do it.

00:35:20.000 Yeah, but he's in deep shit, man.

00:35:22.000 Okay, he's going to jail.

00:35:23.000 He's going to get fucked.

00:35:23.000 Oh, look at that.

00:35:25.000 Vagina.

00:35:26.000 Cocaine and vagina.

00:35:27.000 Wow, that looks like a turkey.

00:35:29.000 That's a butterball.

00:35:30.000 That bitch has a big pussy.

00:35:31.000 Yes.

00:35:32.000 Well, I feel sick now.

00:35:33.000 Once you've had a few kids, I guess you could probably get a turkey in there.

00:35:36.000 I was cool with the ass play, but that makes me feel sick.

00:35:38.000 Have you had like six kids?

00:35:40.000 Half a pound!

00:35:42.000 Jesus Christ!

00:35:43.000 And her vagine.

00:35:44.000 How heavy is cocaine?

00:35:47.000 If you pack it tight, isn't it like a rock?

00:35:49.000 Half a pound might only be like a fist.

00:35:51.000 I don't know.

00:35:51.000 It looks like a big tube right there.

00:35:52.000 We might be giving this gal more credit than she deserves.

00:35:54.000 Look at the size of that fucking thing.

00:35:56.000 That thing is almost as thick as my cock.

00:36:00.000 That could be a pill.

00:36:02.000 Oh, look at Vitor coming out for the last time.

00:36:04.000 Maybe, what if Vitor, like, I mean, he's only got one more fight left in his contract.

00:36:10.000 He thought this was the last fight, and then he was gonna leave?

00:36:12.000 Yeah, he fucked up.

00:36:13.000 He didn't count right.

00:36:15.000 Not a good sign.

00:36:16.000 And then one of the other things he said recently that was crazy is he wants to make UFC bigger than Uber.

00:36:23.000 And everybody's like, hey, homie, Uber is crashing right now.

00:36:26.000 I don't know if you understand the amount of punishment that Uber is taking online.

00:36:30.000 They had a huge loss in the first quarter.

00:36:32.000 Uber has fallen apart.

00:36:33.000 $300 million loss in the first quarter.

00:36:35.000 All sorts of controversies attached to Uber.

00:36:38.000 Like what?

00:36:38.000 That's a good question.

00:36:40.000 The CFO, they're finding a bunch of people.

00:36:43.000 They're in a little bit of trouble.

00:36:44.000 They had some legal issues, but they'll come back.

00:36:48.000 The actual idea and the service didn't work out or is it was it just bad?

00:36:54.000 That's a good question.

00:36:54.000 I don't know what you know I looked at it peripherally like I saw like ubers in trouble again Ubers in the news president has says some shit that they've lost a lot of money and it helps lift Yeah, that Lyft is the new version, right?

00:37:08.000 That's what a lot of people use.

00:37:10.000 It's like the $0.99 store for Uber.

00:37:12.000 Everybody I know uses Uber, and it's awesome.

00:37:16.000 I use it all the time.

00:37:17.000 You ever fucked up when you got Uber Pool on accident, and people showed you, and there's like six people in the car?

00:37:21.000 God damn it.

00:37:22.000 You were trying to save money.

00:37:23.000 You were trying to get somebody in Uber.

00:37:24.000 No, I just did it on accident, because it automatically goes to it.

00:37:27.000 I'm like, where the fuck?

00:37:27.000 I'll just fucking wait.

00:37:28.000 Other people's houses first.

00:37:30.000 Get out of here, please.

00:37:31.000 I got an Uber for my friend, and he was going to my podcast, so I'm watching him from his house, and I'm watching the car do all these fucking turns.

00:37:40.000 What the fuck is he doing?

00:37:43.000 Yo, Vitor's crazy flexible.

00:37:45.000 He's just doing standing splits.

00:37:47.000 Oh, yeah.

00:37:47.000 He's a fucking athlete, man.

00:37:49.000 Oh, my God.

00:37:49.000 One of the greats, man.

00:37:50.000 If this guy never had a chemical controversy, you know, I mean, if we had a frozen time machine from 1997 on and he got it all dialed in, he'd be one of the greatest of all time.

00:38:01.000 He's one of the ones that got caught.

00:38:03.000 Yes.

00:38:04.000 That's what I think.

00:38:04.000 For sure.

00:38:06.000 But he's also an interesting case, Vitor is, in that he's had these spectacular victories and then also some really brutal defeats.

00:38:14.000 And his spectacular victories are very rare because he's a sprinter.

00:38:19.000 He attacks you and sprints at you, which a lot of people don't do.

00:38:23.000 Vitor just dings you a little bit and then he sprints.

00:38:27.000 Back in the day.

00:38:28.000 It doesn't work these days, really.

00:38:30.000 Guys know it, right?

00:38:31.000 I don't know.

00:38:33.000 See, in the TRT days, it absolutely worked.

00:38:36.000 But he's also 40, right?

00:38:38.000 So it's like, man, there's something to be said for the strategy if you hurt a guy in MMA, you have little gloves on, and you just fucking swarm them.

00:38:47.000 But you're going all in.

00:38:48.000 You're pushing all your chips in.

00:38:49.000 You're all in.

00:38:50.000 Has he ever been down and come back?

00:38:54.000 That's the question.

00:38:55.000 Yes.

00:38:56.000 Anthony Rumble Johnson.

00:38:58.000 He got fucked up by Rumble Johnson in Brazil.

00:39:00.000 Rumble didn't even make 185. Rumble was way over 185. This was back when Rumble went up from 170 to 185. Didn't even make 185. Put a beating on Vitor and then ran out of gas.

00:39:11.000 He choked him out.

00:39:12.000 Vitor choked him out.

00:39:14.000 Yeah.

00:39:15.000 You know who else choked Rumble out that people forget about?

00:39:18.000 Uh, yeah.

00:39:18.000 DC did.

00:39:19.000 Rich Clemente, motherfucker.

00:39:21.000 Old school.

00:39:22.000 Old school.

00:39:22.000 How about that?

00:39:23.000 Rich Clemente, who used to fight at 55. That was that young, dumb Rumble.

00:39:28.000 That's so crazy.

00:39:29.000 That's crazy.

00:39:29.000 You know what it was, 100%?

00:39:30.000 He cut too much weight and he couldn't sustain.

00:39:32.000 Yeah, no shit.

00:39:33.000 When we did Warrior, he was walking around at 235. 235. I remember asking.

00:39:38.000 He said, you're a giant.

00:39:39.000 And I said, you're going to suck down at 170. I go, how are you going to do that?

00:39:42.000 He goes, I'll make it.

00:39:43.000 And he did.

00:39:43.000 Such a bad idea, man.

00:39:45.000 Well, I think that's one of the reasons why he had this bad feeling about MMA in the first place.

00:39:50.000 Yeah.

00:39:52.000 You know when he says he doesn't like fighting MMA? Jesus Christ, you're one of the top two fucking light heavyweights on the planet.

00:39:57.000 Top two or three.

00:39:58.000 I mean, Rumble beat him.

00:40:00.000 I mean, DC beat him the last time.

00:40:02.000 Look at these two veterans.

00:40:03.000 Round one, Nate Marquardt, Vitor Belfort, 455, 454, 453, 452. Couple of Mount Rushmore fighters here.

00:40:13.000 Didn't sink earlier.

00:40:15.000 And for those who don't know, Brendan Schaub extensively trained with Nate Marquardt back in the day, and you said you never saw him lose a round.

00:40:23.000 Never.

00:40:24.000 People don't realize, right?

00:40:26.000 You know, Vitor and Nate trained together, too.

00:40:28.000 For the Rumble Johnson camp, we all flew out there to help Vitor.

00:40:31.000 So they know each other a little bit, and they're also Jesus brothers, if you don't know that.

00:40:35.000 Yeah, they are.

00:40:36.000 We're gonna see who Jesus likes the most in this fight.

00:40:39.000 Yo, Nate is looking quite thick.

00:40:40.000 Yes, he is.

00:40:41.000 Strong as shit.

00:40:42.000 Nate is a freak athlete, man.

00:40:44.000 Yep.

00:40:44.000 Super freak.

00:40:45.000 He's awesome.

00:40:46.000 Been fighting since he was 17. It's almost like Nate just missed the time periods.

00:40:52.000 You know?

00:40:53.000 Like, if Nate, in his prime...

00:40:55.000 Whoa, Nate is coming strong here, man.

00:40:57.000 He looks very confident.

00:40:58.000 He looks very fast, too, man.

00:41:01.000 Oh, yeah, beautiful trip.

00:41:03.000 Vitor on his back is not good.

00:41:05.000 This is not good, except against Jon Jones.

00:41:08.000 Against Jon Jones, Jon was slacking, left his arm out there, and Vitor pulled off the rare arm bar off his back.

00:41:14.000 He popped Jon's arm.

00:41:15.000 Dude, it looked like he was winning that fight.

00:41:17.000 Those aren't going to do much.

00:41:19.000 They annoy you.

00:41:20.000 Look at Vitor with the elbow from the bottom was actually very strong.

00:41:23.000 People sleep on Nate's jiu-jitsu, too.

00:41:25.000 He's a legit black belt.

00:41:26.000 Legit.

00:41:27.000 And he's a fucking strong dude, too.

00:41:30.000 And if you can hold Vitor here and beat him up.

00:41:32.000 And he's doing aggressive shit, too.

00:41:34.000 Like, he's sticking his fucking head in his face.

00:41:35.000 This is the old Nate, man.

00:41:37.000 It's such a smart move by Nate, because Vitor, like you said, he's only dangerous in really the first round.

00:41:42.000 After that, he tailors off so bad.

00:41:44.000 So for Nate, this.

00:41:45.000 And the second round, I bet he TKO's him.

00:41:47.000 Wow.

00:41:48.000 Especially the Vitor of today.

00:41:50.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:41:51.000 His testosterone levels, he says, are super depleted and he's got a real problem.

00:41:56.000 I mean, it's a weird argument, right?

00:41:59.000 I mean, why are they depleted?

00:42:01.000 You're only 40. I don't stand him up!

00:42:03.000 That's a dominant position.

00:42:05.000 That's terrible.

00:42:06.000 Oh, fuck you.

00:42:07.000 It's Brazil, bro.

00:42:08.000 We want to see people bang.

00:42:09.000 Yeah, but that's terrible.

00:42:10.000 They're doing that because it's Brazil.

00:42:12.000 That's right.

00:42:13.000 I mean, I don't know how many warnings he gave him because we're not listening to the commentary.

00:42:17.000 Well, he's trying to move.

00:42:19.000 Vitor's tying him up.

00:42:20.000 Well, you know what it looks like to me here?

00:42:21.000 It looks like Nate is super confident coming in here.

00:42:25.000 This is a Nate who knows his opponent.

00:42:28.000 And feels real good about his chances.

00:42:31.000 He looks confident.

00:42:32.000 He doesn't look tentative at all.

00:42:35.000 Nate knows he's...

00:42:37.000 Vitor just physically does not look that good.

00:42:40.000 Vitor's just waiting for that one big boom.

00:42:42.000 Look at the excess body weight around his waist and his legs look kind of...

00:42:46.000 He's 40 though, guys.

00:42:49.000 How many 55 years old?

00:42:52.000 I'm 50 and I don't have that.

00:42:53.000 And by the way, his endocrine system is probably a little bit compromised.

00:42:58.000 Oh, that's what I'm saying.

00:42:58.000 Yeah.

00:42:59.000 100%.

00:43:00.000 Yeah.

00:43:00.000 He's like, oh shit, get out of there, Nate.

00:43:02.000 Now he just dripped.

00:43:04.000 See, this way you can't.

00:43:05.000 Caught that one to the body.

00:43:06.000 Way to go, ref.

00:43:07.000 But he caught it on his elbows.

00:43:09.000 Fucking scrub.

00:43:10.000 Ooh, front leg side kick to the leg.

00:43:12.000 I love that kick.

00:43:13.000 It's got some tricks, kids.

00:43:14.000 I love that people are doing that now.

00:43:16.000 That's a legit technique.

00:43:17.000 You know, the people think that it's damaging to the knee.

00:43:19.000 They think it's dirty.

00:43:21.000 What about heel hooks?

00:43:22.000 Look, it's a good technique.

00:43:23.000 If you can kick the leg, that's a good way to kick the leg.

00:43:26.000 Correct.

00:43:26.000 What are we doing here?

00:43:27.000 You could blow a guy's knee out with a regular tie kick.

00:43:30.000 I can't believe that's even a debate.

00:43:32.000 I can't believe it is.

00:43:33.000 People just think it's dirty.

00:43:34.000 The Jacksons can't really the ones who started it.

00:43:35.000 They do it brilliantly.

00:43:37.000 Yeah, they really do.

00:43:37.000 And they also do that elliptical kick, which are...

00:43:40.000 What's not an elliptical kick?

00:43:42.000 What am I working on the word?

00:43:43.000 Oblique kick.

00:43:44.000 That's a beautiful kick.

00:43:46.000 That's a beautiful kick because it's weird.

00:43:47.000 Oh!

00:43:48.000 Did you go to the face with that?

00:43:50.000 That's that Aurora fucking flying knee, son.

00:43:53.000 You calm down to my left over there, whatever your name is.

00:43:55.000 It's Brennan Schaub.

00:43:56.000 Oh, sorry.

00:43:56.000 Brennan Schaub.

00:43:57.000 You fought in the UFC. Vitor does not look good here.

00:43:59.000 I get excited.

00:43:59.000 My tests start spiking, guys, when I watch fights.

00:44:03.000 What about when you hear engines?

00:44:05.000 Never.

00:44:06.000 No, no.

00:44:06.000 It goes down.

00:44:07.000 If you want your testosterone to spike, and no disrespect, bring up Vitor's wife.

00:44:12.000 Good God, God mighty.

00:44:14.000 The Brazilians know how to make a woman.

00:44:15.000 I thought you were going to talk about my stand-up and coming to my show.

00:44:17.000 No.

00:44:18.000 Okay.

00:44:18.000 I don't know.

00:44:19.000 No, I don't know.

00:44:20.000 Is it in Irvine?

00:44:21.000 It's in Irvine, June 8th.

00:44:23.000 That was a good jab.

00:44:24.000 Nate gave him a finger like, yep, you got me there.

00:44:28.000 The one finger, not the bad finger.

00:44:30.000 A couple front foot leg kicks, guys.

00:44:34.000 I think you said no, you didn't get me.

00:44:36.000 Oh!

00:44:38.000 Jesus, Nate!

00:44:39.000 The thing is, where do these guys go after this?

00:44:41.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:44:42.000 The winner of this...

00:44:44.000 One FC. The offer's there.

00:44:47.000 Vito's gonna show up wearing a gi.

00:44:50.000 Vito's gonna dress like a sambal fighter with shoes on.

00:44:55.000 Combat sambal.

00:44:56.000 I love it.

00:44:57.000 They just went like, let's take this, but not this.

00:44:59.000 Let's take the shoes, but not the wrestling singlet.

00:45:04.000 Let's go with the gi, but not the pants.

00:45:06.000 Okay.

00:45:06.000 Not the pants.

00:45:07.000 It's so weird.

00:45:10.000 And headgear.

00:45:11.000 We go with headgear.

00:45:13.000 Oh, bro, I forgot Vitor's at TriStar.

00:45:14.000 I was going to say, is that Fahas Harabi?

00:45:16.000 Yeah, Vitor's at TriStar.

00:45:17.000 Oh, shit.

00:45:17.000 No, Fahas Harabi.

00:45:19.000 I meant that.

00:45:20.000 What did he say?

00:45:21.000 Fahas Harabi.

00:45:21.000 That's racist, Brian.

00:45:22.000 Oh, it's Fahas Harabi.

00:45:24.000 Okay.

00:45:25.000 Oh, damn, it's cheese is damn good, Brian Callen.

00:45:27.000 I'm sorry if I'm chewing into the microphone.

00:45:29.000 Yeah, I got your wine and I got your cheese.

00:45:31.000 We're going to Italy next.

00:45:32.000 You ready for Italy?

00:45:33.000 I'm already going.

00:45:34.000 No, no, you're in California, Bubba.

00:45:36.000 You're still in California.

00:45:37.000 I'm going to let Eddie finish off California a little bit.

00:45:40.000 I don't know.

00:45:41.000 Working on it, but not for comedy, just for hanging out.

00:45:45.000 I went to the Amalfi Coast last year.

00:45:47.000 I had a great time.

00:45:48.000 It felt real good.

00:45:49.000 Where the fuck is my cub, B? You never gave me a refill.

00:45:51.000 Oh, sorry, pal.

00:45:52.000 There's something about the way people live in other countries where they're super relaxed.

00:45:56.000 Let me tell you something, man.

00:45:58.000 I had a really interesting conversation with a cab driver.

00:46:00.000 This cab driver was driving us around.

00:46:02.000 Who takes cabs?

00:46:03.000 I do.

00:46:04.000 We were in a place, and they had a cab, and we got a cab.

00:46:08.000 They have cabs there.

00:46:09.000 I don't know if they have Uber.

00:46:10.000 In Italy, if they have Uber.

00:46:12.000 Oh, word.

00:46:12.000 Here, round two.

00:46:13.000 One interesting thing the guy said, he goes, I want my children to grow up in America.

00:46:18.000 And I said, why?

00:46:20.000 And he goes, because, man, there's opportunity.

00:46:22.000 He goes, here, there's not much you can do.

00:46:24.000 He was a smart dude, and he was a cab driver.

00:46:26.000 And so we started having this kind of cool conversation, because he spoke, I believe he spoke four languages, he said.

00:46:32.000 He was a very smart guy.

00:46:33.000 Where was this being?

00:46:34.000 This was in Amalfi Coast.

00:46:35.000 Oh, okay, yeah.

00:46:35.000 Where's that?

00:46:36.000 It's in Italy.

00:46:38.000 There's a place called Ravello.

00:46:40.000 Ravella?

00:46:41.000 Ravella or Velo?

00:46:42.000 I think it's Ravella.

00:46:43.000 But anyway, it's beautiful.

00:46:45.000 Gorgeous.

00:46:45.000 I mean, it's just pretty.

00:46:46.000 The beaches are nice.

00:46:47.000 The ocean's gorgeous.

00:46:48.000 And the people are just...

00:46:50.000 Awesome people.

00:46:51.000 Just so nice and friendly and interesting, but they don't have a lot of opportunity as far as like careers.

00:46:58.000 It's more the simple life.

00:46:59.000 According to this guy.

00:47:00.000 I mean, if you live there- According to the cab driver?

00:47:02.000 Yeah, according to this guy.

00:47:03.000 But the cab driver was very educated.

00:47:05.000 He was a smart fucking dude.

00:47:07.000 We got super lucky.

00:47:08.000 Oh, shit.

00:47:08.000 We went there and we went to Rome.

00:47:11.000 And when we went to Rome, we had a really good guy.

00:47:14.000 Oh!

00:47:14.000 Front leg round kick!

00:47:16.000 Dude, this is Nate Marquardt, ladies and gentlemen.

00:47:17.000 Don't fucking sleep.

00:47:18.000 Oh, and he clipped him with that right hand.

00:47:19.000 38 years old, killing it.

00:47:21.000 I hope he takes him down again.

00:47:22.000 He looks great.

00:47:23.000 He looks fucking great.

00:47:24.000 This line is earthy, bro.

00:47:26.000 It's a beautiful one, right?

00:47:27.000 It's super earthy.

00:47:28.000 Is that good?

00:47:28.000 Do you like it?

00:47:29.000 It's a little too earthy for me.

00:47:30.000 Oh, really?

00:47:31.000 Oh, Vitor just hit him with an uppercut.

00:47:33.000 Vitor just tagged him with a left uppercut.

00:47:34.000 Why'd Nate shake his head?

00:47:36.000 Oh!

00:47:36.000 Head kick by Vitor!

00:47:38.000 Oh, the uppercuts!

00:47:40.000 Time up, Nate, dog.

00:47:42.000 Yes!

00:47:42.000 No, Nate's coming back!

00:47:44.000 This is a fight, guys!

00:47:46.000 Holy shit, what a fight!

00:47:47.000 Good right hand by Nate, dog.

00:47:48.000 What a fight, man!

00:47:50.000 Is this an argument for no testing?

00:47:52.000 Yes, it is.

00:47:53.000 Fuck yes, it is.

00:47:54.000 And I don't care what anybody says.

00:47:55.000 Well, neither one of these guys are...

00:47:56.000 They're testing him, I'm kidding.

00:47:58.000 They're testing him, yeah.

00:47:58.000 But still, I would like to see guys who need a little help fight for longer.

00:48:03.000 It's called the Masters Division.

00:48:05.000 Nate Marquardt is one of the only guys that's ever been pulled from the car.

00:48:07.000 How dare you, Jamie?

00:48:08.000 Is that real?

00:48:08.000 How dare you?

00:48:09.000 That's horrible.

00:48:10.000 How dare you?

00:48:11.000 Put that back up.

00:48:11.000 How dare you?

00:48:12.000 Put that back up so we can look.

00:48:13.000 Vitor from 2012, Vitor from 2017. That's a beautiful look.

00:48:17.000 That's incredible.

00:48:18.000 I gotta get on testosterone right now.

00:48:19.000 I think that's more than test.

00:48:21.000 Do whatever he's doing.

00:48:22.000 It's post-endocrine crash, too, on the right-hand side.

00:48:26.000 Like, a healthy-looking dude who's 40 years old on the right-hand side could be pretty jacked.

00:48:30.000 And apparently the birth flu looks terrible there.

00:48:33.000 Yeah, well, it's compromised.

00:48:34.000 His endocrine system's compromised.

00:48:36.000 But Nate is one of the only guys that's ever been pulled off of a card because he was on legal TRT, and his shit was so high.

00:48:42.000 They were like, hey, hey, hey, no!

00:48:46.000 He was supposed to be fighting Rick Story.

00:48:47.000 Yeah, and then Charlie Brenneman went in and he beat him.

00:48:50.000 Charlie Brenneman beat him, yeah.

00:48:50.000 To Nate's defense, I know exactly how this went down.

00:48:53.000 The doctor, Nate didn't administer the shots himself.

00:48:56.000 The doctor didn't.

00:48:57.000 He's like, no, you're fine.

00:48:58.000 And Nate was like, you sure?

00:48:59.000 And he goes, yes, and gave him the shot.

00:49:01.000 Yeah, he went with Dr. Feelgood.

00:49:03.000 Nate's looking good.

00:49:04.000 Nate's looking good, man.

00:49:06.000 He looks real good.

00:49:07.000 Do you guys know he had a red beard?

00:49:09.000 Look at that.

00:49:10.000 Switching up.

00:49:11.000 Look at this.

00:49:12.000 Vintage Nate, dog.

00:49:14.000 Yeah, Nate is switching up good, and he's also turning that left leg in good to get ready to check that kick.

00:49:24.000 He's sharp, man.

00:49:25.000 Nate's a better wrestler.

00:49:25.000 I wish he'd do more takedowns.

00:49:27.000 Well, he got that one in the first round.

00:49:28.000 He got stood up.

00:49:29.000 He might be a little bit hesitant now.

00:49:33.000 Nate's body's looking very good.

00:49:34.000 We're on the poha rule plan here.

00:49:39.000 Poha.

00:49:40.000 Poha.

00:49:41.000 What does that mean?

00:49:42.000 What does Poha mean?

00:49:43.000 It means fuck, it means balls, it means dick.

00:49:45.000 Hansel Grace used to always say that.

00:49:47.000 He'd always be like, Poha.

00:49:48.000 It's like fuck.

00:49:50.000 It's like when you say fuck.

00:49:51.000 You know, you can say fuck or you can say shit.

00:49:53.000 It's the same thing.

00:49:55.000 Dude, do you remember when Nate Dogg fought Woodley in Strikeforce for the belt?

00:50:01.000 The Mortal Kombat straight up combo?

00:50:04.000 Like a Christmas tree.

00:50:05.000 That Nate Marquardt, that finish was one of the finest.

00:50:07.000 Oh, look at that big cut on Vitor.

00:50:09.000 Oh, he went with the head kick!

00:50:11.000 Oh, and again to the body!

00:50:13.000 Nate dog!

00:50:15.000 He stung him with that right hand!

00:50:17.000 Nate is no- Oh, he's swinging!

00:50:20.000 Dude, Nate looks fucking fantastic!

00:50:22.000 Yeah, he does.

00:50:23.000 Yeah, he does.

00:50:24.000 Not since the C.B. Dalloway fight as he looked as good.

00:50:27.000 And that was a one-punch knockout.

00:50:28.000 He knocked him the fuck out.

00:50:29.000 C.B. got crazy.

00:50:31.000 Yeah, but that was way back in the day.

00:50:32.000 That's super old school.

00:50:33.000 That was at 85. Dude, I'm calling it.

00:50:35.000 If he knocks out Vitor, let's bring on Anderson Spider again.

00:50:38.000 Oh my god.

00:50:39.000 Let's bring it back.

00:50:40.000 Can you imagine?

00:50:41.000 If he looks as good as he looks here?

00:50:43.000 Dude, if he looks as good as he looks here, man, I might have to go with Nate, right?

00:50:48.000 Oh!

00:50:50.000 But listen, Vitor pulls through this.

00:50:53.000 Vitor pulls through this.

00:50:54.000 How about him versus Anderson, too?

00:50:56.000 How about that?

00:50:57.000 Anderson's not trying to have it.

00:50:58.000 How about that?

00:50:59.000 Vitor's going to sail off to Ryzen and just go Bane on us.

00:51:02.000 Well, he's got one more fight.

00:51:06.000 But he's got one more fight in his country.

00:51:08.000 Oh, nice.

00:51:09.000 Oh, dude.

00:51:09.000 They dinged him.

00:51:09.000 They both dinged each other there.

00:51:11.000 These guys are a couple of ding-dings.

00:51:12.000 Hey, man.

00:51:13.000 I don't know what that means.

00:51:14.000 That's what Barry Bonds called his dick.

00:51:15.000 Means what you want it.

00:51:16.000 Shit, is that what he called it?

00:51:17.000 I love him.

00:51:18.000 I call this ding-ding.

00:51:19.000 Enormous respect.

00:51:20.000 You never heard his voicemails to his side piece?

00:51:22.000 No.

00:51:22.000 He called, like, what's up, girl?

00:51:24.000 Barry Bonds.

00:51:24.000 I know what you need.

00:51:25.000 You need some ding-ding.

00:51:27.000 And it was just like, it didn't help him at all.

00:51:29.000 It was just like a horrible...

00:51:31.000 Unless he's my friend, I'm hugging him.

00:51:33.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:51:33.000 Me too.

00:51:34.000 Don't fucking go bad on him.

00:51:36.000 Don't go bad on Barry Bonds for being great, even though he took steroids and likes girls.

00:51:40.000 Hand me that knife over there.

00:51:40.000 He hits fucking baseballs.

00:51:41.000 I want them on steroids.

00:51:43.000 Exactly.

00:51:44.000 Hand me that knife.

00:51:46.000 We don't want to get any victimized baseballs.

00:51:49.000 No up kicks in baseball.

00:51:51.000 No.

00:51:52.000 Vitor's got a big cut.

00:51:54.000 A lot of scar tissue on that, man.

00:51:55.000 I'm sure it's pretty easy to open him up.

00:51:57.000 Look at some highlights.

00:51:58.000 Boom!

00:51:59.000 Clipped him with the right hook.

00:52:03.000 Nate with the high kick, too.

00:52:05.000 Do you remember the story of Vitor's sister dying, man, when they took her for ransom?

00:52:08.000 But there's that uppercut.

00:52:09.000 Yeah, it was horrible.

00:52:10.000 Horrible, man.

00:52:10.000 They took her for ransom and they killed her and lit her on fire.

00:52:13.000 God damn.

00:52:14.000 Brazil don't fuck around, do they?

00:52:16.000 No.

00:52:16.000 That's the worst thing I can imagine.

00:52:18.000 One of the guys working for the UFC got held at gunpoint this weekend.

00:52:21.000 Really?

00:52:22.000 Yeah.

00:52:22.000 What happened?

00:52:23.000 Nothing.

00:52:24.000 Gave them their money.

00:52:24.000 Was he just a production guy or what?

00:52:26.000 Yep.

00:52:26.000 God damn.

00:52:28.000 Here we go.

00:52:30.000 Brazil's beautiful.

00:52:31.000 It's dangerous as shit.

00:52:32.000 Well, you know, Chicago's dangerous too, man.

00:52:34.000 Go to the wrong place in America.

00:52:35.000 If you're on the south side, yeah.

00:52:36.000 It's just as dangerous in a lot of places.

00:52:38.000 It's just, you know...

00:52:41.000 You can have crime everywhere.

00:52:42.000 You know where it's not dangerous?

00:52:44.000 Australia.

00:52:45.000 Australia's beautiful.

00:52:46.000 I'm headed there tomorrow.

00:52:47.000 I love it.

00:52:48.000 I love Australia.

00:52:49.000 I'm nervous as shit about it.

00:52:50.000 Sydney?

00:52:50.000 Why are you nervous?

00:52:51.000 Sydney?

00:52:51.000 I don't know.

00:52:52.000 Why are you nervous?

00:52:53.000 I never really travel, man.

00:52:54.000 I don't travel a lot.

00:52:55.000 They might as well be Americans.

00:52:57.000 You know when I say Canadians are 20% less douchebags than American?

00:53:02.000 Yeah, they're way nicer.

00:53:03.000 Same thing with Australia.

00:53:04.000 Really?

00:53:04.000 They're like Canadians with a cooler accent.

00:53:06.000 Wow.

00:53:07.000 I'm sold.

00:53:07.000 They're the shit.

00:53:08.000 I'd live there.

00:53:09.000 I'd live there.

00:53:10.000 It's not even America.

00:53:10.000 They drive on the left side of the road.

00:53:12.000 Never been there.

00:53:12.000 I'd live there.

00:53:13.000 How dare you not go there?

00:53:14.000 I know.

00:53:15.000 I've been offered.

00:53:15.000 You're 50. Go there.

00:53:16.000 I've been offered.

00:53:17.000 I just haven't gone.

00:53:18.000 I love it.

00:53:19.000 Too busy training.

00:53:20.000 I went to Melbourne last year, maybe a year and a half ago.

00:53:24.000 Did you do shows out there, Joe, or no?

00:53:25.000 I fucking loved it, yeah.

00:53:26.000 You did shows?

00:53:27.000 Yeah, I did a couple shows out there.

00:53:28.000 They'll love you, Brendan.

00:53:29.000 Brendan's going to be there.

00:53:30.000 He's sold out a bunch of theaters.

00:53:31.000 Yeah, they'll love you for sure.

00:53:33.000 They're great people.

00:53:34.000 And by the way, big as the United States, same amount of people as LA. Oh, I dig that.

00:53:38.000 The entire country.

00:53:39.000 I didn't know it was as big as the United States.

00:53:40.000 Is that big?

00:53:41.000 Contiguous, not with Alaska.

00:53:43.000 It's as big as the continent of the United States?

00:53:45.000 Wow.

00:53:45.000 And then there's nothing in the middle, right?

00:53:47.000 It's like all in the skirts.

00:53:48.000 The middle kills you.

00:53:49.000 Everything in the middle eats your ass.

00:53:50.000 Well, eat your ass.

00:53:51.000 And then in the ocean is Shark City.

00:53:53.000 Yeah, the ocean is Shark City.

00:53:54.000 The water around the ocean is Crocodile City.

00:53:57.000 And you get deep inside, you got Snake City and Spider City.

00:54:00.000 They have brown snakes that kill you instantly.

00:54:03.000 Tiger snakes.

00:54:03.000 They have a bunch of spiders that kill you instantly.

00:54:05.000 And giant kangaroos.

00:54:06.000 Giant kangaroos.

00:54:09.000 Box jellyfish, sir.

00:54:10.000 Box jellyfish, sir.

00:54:11.000 They fucked you up.

00:54:13.000 Some guy sent me a picture of a saltwater croc passing a great white.

00:54:16.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:54:17.000 No, I think it was photoshopped.

00:54:18.000 It might not be.

00:54:19.000 They both live in the water.

00:54:21.000 This is an Australian doctor who sent me that.

00:54:22.000 Sorry, guys.

00:54:24.000 Doctors sometimes are not savvy with the internet.

00:54:26.000 They have student loans to think about.

00:54:27.000 They doctor photographs.

00:54:28.000 Ah!

00:54:30.000 Fucking, I'm on fire tonight.

00:54:32.000 You should get in the comments.

00:54:32.000 I'll leave.

00:54:33.000 He's not a professional.

00:54:35.000 Mate, Markhart with a fucking inside kick.

00:54:38.000 These guys are red.

00:54:39.000 How do you call this fight right now?

00:54:40.000 Nate needs to finish him.

00:54:41.000 These guys are bruised up.

00:54:42.000 Because Brazil don't fuck around.

00:54:43.000 In Brazil, Brazil, Nate is looking great.

00:54:46.000 Well, Vitor's a legend.

00:54:47.000 So he's already up two rounds.

00:54:49.000 You know what, man?

00:54:49.000 Nate looks super strong in this fight.

00:54:52.000 Yeah, he does.

00:54:52.000 His back is looking swole.

00:54:55.000 I mean, like, super strong technique.

00:54:57.000 Ooh!

00:54:57.000 The high kick again.

00:54:58.000 That's got to...

00:54:59.000 His defense looking good, too.

00:55:01.000 Well, he looks, like, healthy.

00:55:03.000 He's also not tired at all.

00:55:04.000 Yeah, he looks healthy, right?

00:55:06.000 I think also a big thing for Nate was going up to 185 improved his chimp.

00:55:10.000 It improved his vitality.

00:55:12.000 Yeah.

00:55:13.000 I just think being at 170, he was so depleted.

00:55:16.000 Yeah, he was a big-ass 7-er.

00:55:17.000 Oh, he's huge!

00:55:18.000 He's so big!

00:55:19.000 He's still walking around at 205. Nate is so strong, man.

00:55:21.000 Freak strong.

00:55:22.000 Oh, man, he just clipped Vitor.

00:55:25.000 Did he catch him with that left hook?

00:55:26.000 Did it graze him?

00:55:27.000 Graze him.

00:55:28.000 It looked like he grazed him.

00:55:32.000 This is an interesting fight, man.

00:55:34.000 Because I think both of these guys are kind of at the end of their UFC rope, right?

00:55:40.000 Arguably.

00:55:40.000 Oh, Vitor tagged him.

00:55:42.000 Both of them are in the back nine.

00:55:44.000 Both look great.

00:55:45.000 But they're both, like, if you didn't know that and you saw this, well, Vitor, you would tell kind of by his body.

00:55:53.000 He'd be like, something's going on.

00:55:54.000 He's a legend, though, so you put up with the body fat?

00:55:56.000 Yeah, well, it's not just the body fat.

00:55:58.000 There's a looseness to him.

00:56:00.000 Oh, yeah, I kicked him with the left.

00:56:01.000 Because he had a bunch of muscle down there that just went away.

00:56:04.000 Oh, dude, he had so much more meat.

00:56:05.000 It's all gone.

00:56:06.000 He was so meaty.

00:56:06.000 But his technique is still really good.

00:56:09.000 Oh, my God, he's such a freak.

00:56:11.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:56:12.000 He caught that on the elbow.

00:56:13.000 People forget Vitor's one of the best athletes ever.

00:56:16.000 Ever come in the octagon.

00:56:17.000 Come on, man.

00:56:17.000 Take all the steroid shit out.

00:56:19.000 The guy doesn't throw a wheel kick at all until he fights Luke Rockhold.

00:56:22.000 Throws one and misses and throws another one and KOs him.

00:56:25.000 Oh, boy.

00:56:26.000 Nate got hurt there.

00:56:27.000 He got tagged.

00:56:28.000 Well, he went looking for that takedown.

00:56:30.000 Oh, look at that.

00:56:30.000 Beautiful jab, man.

00:56:32.000 That's what I call an educated jab, guys.

00:56:33.000 Oh, but that left high kick is strong.

00:56:35.000 And Nate keeps moving to his right.

00:56:37.000 Yeah, you could block that all day, dude.

00:56:39.000 This shit's gonna fuck your arms up.

00:56:40.000 I'll tell you what's weird.

00:56:41.000 Nate was at TriStar with GSP forever.

00:56:44.000 Oh, shit.

00:56:45.000 He dinged him with that head kick.

00:56:46.000 So I'm wondering if Feras really helped Vitor with his game plan.

00:56:49.000 Oh, for sure.

00:56:49.000 He knows something.

00:56:50.000 Fucking traitor.

00:56:50.000 He knows something about him.

00:56:51.000 Fucking traitor.

00:56:52.000 I can't believe what you're saying.

00:56:53.000 I'm just kidding.

00:56:54.000 I love you, Feras.

00:56:55.000 Look at that right...

00:56:56.000 Traitor.

00:56:56.000 When they show Nate's right side, like, look how red his fucking arm is.

00:57:00.000 He's also pale as fuck.

00:57:01.000 I know, but that's why you can see the impact.

00:57:03.000 Like, when you have a super white boy, you get to see, like, where he's been getting scratched up and dinged up.

00:57:07.000 Super white boy?

00:57:08.000 Yeah.

00:57:09.000 How long was Vitor with Feras?

00:57:12.000 Just this camp.

00:57:12.000 Look at all the redness all over Nate's arm.

00:57:15.000 Vitor's been known to jump around camps.

00:57:16.000 That's kind of his thing.

00:57:18.000 Well, sort of, but I mean, not that much.

00:57:21.000 I mean, a lot of guys have jumped around more than him.

00:57:23.000 Flying knee from Nate Marquardt, ladies and gentlemen.

00:57:28.000 Damn, that's tough in Brazil.

00:57:29.000 They're probably gonna get the fucking V2. What a great fight, though.

00:57:31.000 Nate won round one and two.

00:57:34.000 It's a great fight.

00:57:34.000 I think so.

00:57:35.000 I mean, I'm balls deep in cheese and half a glass of wine, but from my perspective, one and two.

00:57:40.000 Is there any more cheese?

00:57:41.000 I'm time traveling from that weed.

00:57:45.000 That goddamn L.A. speed weed.

00:57:48.000 What did I say it was?

00:57:49.000 Bamboo leaves or something like that?

00:57:51.000 They wrapped these blunts with?

00:57:52.000 With bamboo now?

00:57:53.000 Something like that.

00:57:54.000 Panda style?

00:57:55.000 Yeah.

00:57:55.000 Something koala bear style.

00:57:57.000 That's a beautiful inside trap.

00:57:58.000 Koalas don't fuck with bamboo, man.

00:57:59.000 They didn't have that wrap that's already dipped in stuff, was it?

00:58:02.000 No, no, it's not a...

00:58:02.000 I saw some of this at the store the other day.

00:58:04.000 It's already got shit on it.

00:58:05.000 Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about.

00:58:07.000 The real interesting thing, if you're gonna go blunt, you really should go Charlie Murphy style, which is where you take a Swisher Sweets, you take the weed and you put it inside, take the tobacco out, and so then you're getting the harshness of the tobacco and you get that weird tobacco buzz from the outside.

00:58:25.000 That weird nicotine buzz.

00:58:27.000 I like a nicotine buzz every now and then, man.

00:58:29.000 I've smoked a couple of cigarettes before I've done it.

00:58:31.000 Yeah.

00:58:32.000 Only a few times, but I've smoked a couple of cigarettes before I've gone on stage before.

00:58:35.000 Really?

00:58:36.000 Smoked cigarettes?

00:58:36.000 This was a great fight, man.

00:58:38.000 What's that?

00:58:38.000 With Donald Cerrone?

00:58:39.000 Oh, yeah.

00:58:40.000 I ate some dip.

00:58:41.000 Oh, fuck that.

00:58:42.000 I swallowed some dip.

00:58:43.000 I can't believe you smoked cigarettes.

00:58:44.000 What's wrong with this?

00:58:45.000 Every now and then.

00:58:45.000 I say Nate's got it, but I hate Brazil.

00:58:48.000 Nate should win 2-1.

00:58:49.000 It's Brazil, though.

00:58:49.000 29-28.

00:58:50.000 Brazil?

00:58:51.000 But do they have the same judges?

00:58:52.000 Split decision.

00:58:53.000 Let's see what we got here.

00:58:58.000 All three.

00:58:59.000 It's Vitor.

00:59:00.000 The piece of shit Brazil, man.

00:59:02.000 100%.

00:59:02.000 Oh, fuck you.

00:59:04.000 Oh, come on.

00:59:05.000 Damn.

00:59:06.000 Yeah, it's Brazil.

00:59:07.000 It's Brazil.

00:59:08.000 Damn.

00:59:09.000 It's Brazil.

00:59:10.000 You gotta figure it out.

00:59:12.000 Just by going to Brazil, you lose a round.

00:59:14.000 I guess.

00:59:16.000 I don't know.

00:59:16.000 Good fight, though.

00:59:17.000 Those are terrible jerseys to say.

00:59:18.000 Great fight, though.

00:59:19.000 It was a great fight.

00:59:20.000 He definitely won that last round.

00:59:22.000 Yeah, he won two to one.

00:59:23.000 I gave him two to one.

00:59:24.000 So you thought Vitor won two?

00:59:25.000 No, no, no.

00:59:26.000 Hell no.

00:59:27.000 Nate won one and two, and then Vitor won the third.

00:59:30.000 That's the only round Vitor did anything.

00:59:32.000 Again, I've ate a shitload of provolone, I've had some wine, and a latte.

00:59:35.000 I watched some good moments in the fight by Vitor, and I thought I saw a few more good moments by Nate, but I was in no means judging the fight.

00:59:44.000 By no means.

00:59:46.000 Powerful Bryan Stan with a pink tie.

00:59:47.000 Confident, gentlemen.

00:59:49.000 It's no big deal, you know, even if he...

00:59:52.000 Those first two...

00:59:52.000 He did lose the first round kind of big, right?

00:59:55.000 Because he got taken down.

00:59:56.000 Yeah, and outstruck.

00:59:57.000 Yeah.

00:59:58.000 It was all about that second round.

01:00:00.000 Is Brazil going with the new rules?

01:00:02.000 They do whatever the fuck they want.

01:00:03.000 But do they have the new rules as far as judging and everything like that?

01:00:07.000 I don't think so.

01:00:08.000 He's such a classy man.

01:00:11.000 Texas doesn't accept those rules yet.

01:00:14.000 It's like Brazil's the Wild West and New York.

01:00:16.000 That's it.

01:00:16.000 Everyone else, they follow the rules.

01:00:19.000 Well, New York is just juvenile.

01:00:21.000 New York, they're just morons.

01:00:23.000 Oh, let me hear what he's saying here.

01:00:24.000 What it is is they just don't have a lot of experience.

01:00:27.000 New York State has only had MMA for a year or so.

01:00:30.000 So they're just going through growing pains.

01:00:32.000 I feel like that's what's going on with New York.

01:00:34.000 When I say juvenile, I don't mean they're childish.

01:00:37.000 No, they haven't had a while, but the mistakes they're making, I mean, you're talking extreme mistakes.

01:00:42.000 Right, but who made that mistake?

01:00:43.000 It was Dan Mergliata.

01:00:44.000 Dan Mergliata is a super experienced referee.

01:00:46.000 The guy who made the mistake in the Mousasi...

01:00:50.000 Mergliata?

01:00:51.000 Was it Mergliata or Herb?

01:00:52.000 I thought it was Herb Dean.

01:00:53.000 Which one was Mergliata?

01:00:54.000 Which one was the Musasi fight?

01:00:56.000 Was that Herb Dean?

01:00:57.000 No, Herb Dean, I thought.

01:00:58.000 Okay, then the Mergliata fight was...

01:01:01.000 There was another one that was in New York.

01:01:03.000 Was it Weidman?

01:01:04.000 Which one was Weidman and Musasi?

01:01:06.000 I thought it was Herb Dean.

01:01:08.000 Weidman was Herb Dean.

01:01:08.000 I thought Herb Dean was both.

01:01:10.000 Right.

01:01:11.000 That was that one, but there was one with Mergliata recently.

01:01:15.000 Either way, the point being, both Mergliata and Herb Dean are excellent refs.

01:01:19.000 And, you know, shit goes wrong, man.

01:01:22.000 Herb been fucking up lately, though.

01:01:23.000 He's my favorite ref.

01:01:23.000 Been fucking up a little bit.

01:01:24.000 A lot of people have been saying that.

01:01:25.000 I'm not going with that.

01:01:27.000 Well, I mean, it's just...

01:01:28.000 You're gonna fuck up every now and then.

01:01:29.000 You're gonna fuck up.

01:01:30.000 You really can, as a ref.

01:01:32.000 I fuck up.

01:01:32.000 I fuck up, and it's submission only, and I fuck up every now and then.

01:01:36.000 I've done maybe two or three big fuck ups.

01:01:41.000 Herb Dean's fucking done a million fights.

01:01:43.000 You're live, man.

01:01:45.000 How can you not fuck up?

01:01:46.000 That kind of speed.

01:01:47.000 Sometimes I think I'm saying, like, Vitor, but I'm really saying Nate.

01:01:51.000 Like, I'll fucking, I'll have it in my head, cross-crossed, because what I'm trying is just, I'm trying to pay attention, and I'm all trying to talk at the same, no, it's not the weed.

01:02:00.000 Really?

01:02:00.000 No, because I'm doing, here's a fact.

01:02:03.000 I don't do the UFC high.

01:02:05.000 Ever.

01:02:06.000 I did like too high.

01:02:07.000 Ever.

01:02:08.000 I didn't like it.

01:02:09.000 Like back in the day?

01:02:10.000 Way back in the day.

01:02:11.000 Like 2002 or something like that.

01:02:13.000 But I don't do them high.

01:02:15.000 Because I don't want to ever have the urge to talk about some shit non-fight related.

01:02:20.000 Because that's what this is.

01:02:22.000 This Fight Companion podcast shows the whole reason why I should never do weed.

01:02:29.000 What is that?

01:02:29.000 What are you watching?

01:02:30.000 That's Margulada there.

01:02:31.000 That's the Weidman-Mussassi fight.

01:02:32.000 Okay, so I was right.

01:02:34.000 So Weidman versus Mussassi was Dan Mergliata.

01:02:37.000 The other one that was similar, there was another one that was similar, that was Herb Dean, that was a recent knee foul as well.

01:02:48.000 What was the fight?

01:02:49.000 People on the line right now are going crazy.

01:02:50.000 Oh no, it's Eddie Alvarez and Poirier.

01:02:52.000 Yes, thank you very much.

01:02:53.000 God, my fucking brain.

01:02:54.000 C.T., fuck you.

01:02:56.000 Beautiful.

01:02:56.000 Yes, thank you.

01:02:57.000 Beautiful.

01:02:57.000 Thank you.

01:02:58.000 Strong man.

01:02:59.000 I'm top on that.

01:03:00.000 That's a perfect example of two guys that I respect super.

01:03:04.000 If you had to give me a list of top five best referees on the planet Earth, Dan Mergliata and Herb Dean are both on that list.

01:03:10.000 And they both made errors.

01:03:12.000 John McCarthy's numero uno, though.

01:03:13.000 He's number one.

01:03:14.000 He's the gold standard.

01:03:15.000 And by the way, John McCarthy?

01:03:16.000 You ever seen him fuck up, though?

01:03:17.000 Yes.

01:03:18.000 Not like this!

01:03:19.000 Oh, sure he did, but Murillo Bustamante versus Matt Lindley.

01:03:23.000 Oh, in 1918. Yeah, he fucked up.

01:03:25.000 He tapped him.

01:03:26.000 Murillo tapped him, and then they restarted the fight and did it again.

01:03:30.000 Look, he's the gold standard because of his experience, and that was a mistake.

01:03:33.000 It was just experience.

01:03:34.000 That was a while ago.

01:03:35.000 Currently, though, he hasn't fucked up.

01:03:36.000 I feel like he's the best.

01:03:38.000 I feel like Big John's the best, but I feel like...

01:03:39.000 Number one by far.

01:03:40.000 You know, here's another one that doesn't get enough credit because he went to the pokey, Josh Rosenthal.

01:03:44.000 He's the...

01:03:44.000 I agree!

01:03:45.000 Josh Rosenthal's a beast.

01:03:47.000 Outstanding referee.

01:03:47.000 He's out by now.

01:03:49.000 He's out.

01:03:49.000 But he never got to the pokey for weed.

01:03:52.000 Yes.

01:03:52.000 Someone snitched on him.

01:03:54.000 A couple of little AK-47s.

01:03:56.000 I spoke to him right before he went in.

01:03:58.000 He's also a brown belt in jiu-jitsu.

01:04:00.000 I think he might be black by now.

01:04:01.000 Yeah.

01:04:02.000 But, uh...

01:04:03.000 What's he doing?

01:04:04.000 I might be wrong about that.

01:04:04.000 He's out now, he's refereeing again, he did some King of the Cages and shit, but here's the deal.

01:04:07.000 As a referee, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent referee.

01:04:11.000 He's one of my favorites.

01:04:12.000 Yeah, and also, like, super, like, out of the picture.

01:04:16.000 Like, you don't even know he's there.

01:04:17.000 So is homeboy with the Yosemite Sam mustache.

01:04:20.000 Yeah, Mike Beltran.

01:04:20.000 Mike Beltran, outstanding.

01:04:22.000 Don't sleep on Beltran.

01:04:23.000 Beltran.

01:04:23.000 Beltran's in my top ten in the world too.

01:04:25.000 He's one of the smartest, I've deal with a lot of people in the industry over the years, he's one of the smartest dudes that I've ever met.

01:04:34.000 And Mike is a fucking great human being.

01:04:36.000 A great human being.

01:04:37.000 Why the hell is he so nice?

01:04:38.000 Beltran?

01:04:39.000 He's the nicest guy ever.

01:04:40.000 Gotta be nice when you have a mustache like that.

01:04:42.000 By the way, a lot of people don't know, you know he was a cock.

01:04:44.000 And you're a mongol.

01:04:45.000 He was like an undercover I think an undercover special detective or something.

01:04:50.000 I think you might want to look at your phone before you talk about it.

01:04:52.000 No, no, no.

01:04:52.000 Mike Beltran.

01:04:53.000 Can we research that?

01:04:54.000 Mike Beltran was an undercover...

01:04:57.000 You know what I love about talent?

01:04:58.000 I probably shouldn't say that.

01:04:59.000 If he's not sure, he will double down.

01:05:00.000 No, no, no.

01:05:01.000 Actually, I shouldn't be talking about it.

01:05:05.000 Well, it's too late, you fuck.

01:05:06.000 You just ratted him out.

01:05:07.000 Now he's gonna die.

01:05:08.000 If you think you shouldn't have been talking about it, what you should do is not...

01:05:11.000 I didn't know that, but I just gotta look at fucking anything.

01:05:14.000 No, he's writing a book, I think, about his experience.

01:05:17.000 Eddie, I think he's gonna write a book.

01:05:18.000 I think he's gonna write a book about his...

01:05:20.000 Is someone going into the Hall of Fame?

01:05:21.000 Is Takaraba going into the Hall of Fame?

01:05:22.000 Okay, if he's writing a book then, okay.

01:05:24.000 He was not just a ref, guys.

01:05:25.000 Into the UFC Hall of Fame?

01:05:26.000 Hey, this is Sakuraba going to the Hall of Fame.

01:05:28.000 Well, fuck you commentate on it.

01:05:29.000 I come in straight from yoga to do these fucking UFC things.

01:05:33.000 I look so fucked up.

01:05:34.000 I look greasy.

01:05:35.000 I have red marks all over my face and head.

01:05:38.000 Hot yoga, bro.

01:05:38.000 Hot yoga.

01:05:38.000 I'll sweat for the next two days.

01:05:40.000 But I just looked at myself.

01:05:41.000 I'm like, they could only use a couple seconds of video of me.

01:05:44.000 I look like a wino.

01:05:45.000 Look at Don Fry.

01:05:45.000 I love Sakuraba.

01:05:47.000 Oh, man.

01:05:48.000 Sakuraba.

01:05:48.000 Sakuraba in the UFC Hall of Fame?

01:05:49.000 The greatest.

01:05:50.000 That's what they're doing?

01:05:51.000 I think that's what this is.

01:05:52.000 MMA Hall of Fame.

01:05:53.000 Does that make sense?

01:05:53.000 He'd wear shirts that said water on him.

01:05:56.000 He fought in the UFC. And also because the UFC owns Pride.

01:06:00.000 It's a legit...

01:06:01.000 Oh, so we let Pride guys in now?

01:06:03.000 100%.

01:06:04.000 They should let Fedor in.

01:06:05.000 Fedor, Wanderlei, Cro Cop, Barnett.

01:06:08.000 Wanderlei should be in, but Wanderlei's got that issue.

01:06:11.000 He landed a turning sidekick on Vitor that put him down on the ground.

01:06:15.000 Yeah, he did.

01:06:16.000 Remember this with Hoyler?

01:06:17.000 Hoyler didn't tap, and they stopped the fight anyway.

01:06:20.000 And he's like, no, no, no, I didn't tap.

01:06:24.000 Sakuraba broke Enzo Gracie's arm.

01:06:26.000 Enzo has a picture of that in his...

01:06:27.000 He broke Enzo's arm, but with Hoyler, Hoyler just didn't tap.

01:06:30.000 And Hoyler was like, I'm fine, man.

01:06:33.000 Like, yeah, I'm getting my arm chewed up.

01:06:35.000 But, like, look, for Hoyler, that proved to be the case in your fight, Eddie.

01:06:41.000 Because when you had that grappling match, you fucked his leg up.

01:06:44.000 I remember watching that from the sidelines, and I was like, this shit is so over.

01:06:48.000 He's gotta tap.

01:06:50.000 He just let his knee get mangled.

01:06:52.000 Or is he that flexible?

01:06:53.000 Dude, there's no way he could be that flexible.

01:06:56.000 He's just tough as shit.

01:06:57.000 I love Hensel.

01:06:58.000 He's just tough as shit.

01:06:59.000 He dealt with it.

01:07:00.000 He dealt with getting his knee torn apart.

01:07:02.000 Hensel watched his own thing.

01:07:08.000 Henson refused to tap.

01:07:10.000 Watch this, watch this.

01:07:11.000 He just watches his own fucking arm break.

01:07:14.000 He will not tap.

01:07:14.000 I'm eating this cheese like I'm on Naked and Afraid.

01:07:17.000 I love him.

01:07:18.000 Naked and Afraid doesn't have one of those cheese.

01:07:20.000 I love him.

01:07:20.000 Naked and Afraid doesn't have one of those cheese.

01:07:20.000 Shatri wants me to do a...

01:07:22.000 You know how Tonin did a super match with Miyoki?

01:07:25.000 You see that?

01:07:25.000 Yeah.

01:07:26.000 Shatri wants me to have one against Sakuraba.

01:07:29.000 How'd he do it?

01:07:31.000 Are you gonna do it?

01:07:32.000 How's your back?

01:07:32.000 Dude, I don't know, man.

01:07:33.000 My back is not 100% yet.

01:07:35.000 How's your back for $100,000?

01:07:38.000 Are they offering you serious cheese?

01:07:41.000 How's your back for $100,000 on a wheel of cheese?

01:07:43.000 First of all, I want you to shut the fuck up because I'm negotiating for them.

01:07:46.000 We're not starting at $100,000.

01:07:48.000 At least $100,000 and some cheese, bro.

01:07:50.000 And all this shit you can do.

01:07:52.000 A wheel of cheese.

01:07:53.000 We're talking about shekels.

01:07:54.000 We're not even talking about dollars.

01:07:56.000 Couple things.

01:07:57.000 Shekels.

01:07:58.000 Still haven't recovered from my back surgery, one.

01:08:01.000 Two, I'm trying to find out if I might need surgery on my shoulder.

01:08:06.000 I'm not sure.

01:08:06.000 I've been doing that hanging therapy.

01:08:08.000 I don't know, man.

01:08:09.000 Did you have an MRI right now?

01:08:10.000 Not yet, but based on those videos that I'm watching about the hanging, if you have any kind of tears, if you hang, eventually it'll fix it up.

01:08:19.000 That's what I'm hearing.

01:08:20.000 Is that wrong?

01:08:21.000 Impingements.

01:08:21.000 What it is, is one of the things that happens with people with shoulder injuries is you get a lot of pain from impingements.

01:08:27.000 It means your mobility is impaired because you get tears and damage, and then your shoulder sort of like gets scar tissue.

01:08:34.000 It never increases its mobility.

01:08:37.000 It never regains its mobility.

01:08:38.000 And one of the best ways to regain your mobility, get on a chin-up bar and fucking hang.

01:08:43.000 Just hang.

01:08:44.000 And I hang every day.

01:08:46.000 Every day.

01:08:47.000 It's one of the main things I do.

01:08:48.000 There's two main things I do.

01:08:49.000 How long do you do it for?

01:08:50.000 Two minutes.

01:08:51.000 But I'll start out with 30 seconds, just loosen up, get my hands loosened up, and then I let it go.

01:08:55.000 And then sometimes I'll go into a minute and a half, and sometimes I'll go into two minutes.

01:08:59.000 But I take my iPhone, I put it on, I hit the stopwatch, and then I hang.

01:09:04.000 And you know one of the reasons why I did it?

01:09:06.000 First of all, because it's really good for your shoulders, but two, because we did Fear Factor, and we had men and women hanging.

01:09:12.000 And the women all won.

01:09:14.000 The men couldn't hang.

01:09:15.000 Because they were lighter?

01:09:16.000 Yes, because the men are too heavy, and they couldn't hold their weight up.

01:09:20.000 Because if you're a man, even if you have stronger hands and stronger muscles, the amount more that you weigh against a 130-pound woman...

01:09:27.000 You know, most guys are weak in that regard.

01:09:30.000 And most primates, that's one of the things about the shoulder, like our shoulders came from primates.

01:09:35.000 So the premise behind this hanging is that some of the lack of mobility and impingements and problems that we have with our shoulder joint is simply from a lack of your shoulder articulating correctly and stretching out.

01:09:50.000 Doing range of motion things, like I do a lot of kettlebell shield casts, not a kettlebell, but a club.

01:09:58.000 I do these shield casts, which are really big, so these big movements.

01:10:01.000 In case you've got to wield a sword.

01:10:02.000 I saw Wonder Woman, bro.

01:10:04.000 It was strong.

01:10:05.000 Another thing I do that I really recommend is bottoms-up kettlebells, where you put the kettlebell upside down.

01:10:11.000 You're dropping serious knowledge right now.

01:10:13.000 You're working on some serious stability.

01:10:15.000 This is only 40 pounds, but it's very difficult to do like that.

01:10:19.000 Could you do that, Brian?

01:10:19.000 I don't know.

01:10:20.000 That's pretty impressive.

01:10:21.000 Let me see Brian try that.

01:10:22.000 Well, I could do it now at 70. I want to see Brian.

01:10:24.000 I started out.

01:10:25.000 Brian, get on there.

01:10:26.000 Can I bring you to Italy for a second and pour you a little wine, then I'll show you how I do that.

01:10:29.000 And that shoulder was fucked before?

01:10:31.000 Yes.

01:10:32.000 It was.

01:10:32.000 Yes.

01:10:33.000 That shoulder, I had stem cell shots shot into there.

01:10:37.000 And now you're on favor already.

01:10:38.000 Your shoulder's jacked, son.

01:10:40.000 The shoulder, I'm pulling back.

01:10:41.000 I shot...

01:10:42.000 Maybe 80 arrows today with an 86 combo.

01:10:45.000 Can we look at Brian?

01:10:46.000 Put this up.

01:10:47.000 He almost broke your mic.

01:10:48.000 Look at that!

01:10:50.000 He did it!

01:10:51.000 He did it, ladies and gentlemen.

01:10:52.000 But it's hard to balance.

01:10:53.000 I've never done that.

01:10:54.000 Well, that's really good.

01:10:54.000 It's really good for shoulder stability.

01:10:57.000 You should start off light if anybody's doing it.

01:11:00.000 And I recommend no more than five repetitions.

01:11:02.000 I believe in that for weightlifting.

01:11:04.000 I believe in no more than five repetitions.

01:11:07.000 And I think Really?

01:11:08.000 Yeah, your cardio and your endurance should be done doing other things.

01:11:12.000 Either skill work, like martial arts, whether it's jiu-jitsu or kickboxing, or strength and conditioning work, like running stairs and shit like that.

01:11:19.000 Fucking 12 reps, son.

01:11:20.000 Wait a minute, you mean five reps?

01:11:21.000 Five reps as...

01:11:23.000 I don't think so, son.

01:11:25.000 You won't have a lift-off, bro.

01:11:27.000 Nobody's stronger than Brandon Schaub.

01:11:29.000 Well, you're 250 pounds.

01:11:30.000 No, no, no.

01:11:31.000 If you were my size, I'd make you look gross if you took your shirt off.

01:11:34.000 No, no, no.

01:11:34.000 I don't think so.

01:11:35.000 Sir, Schaub reps with 600 pounds.

01:11:37.000 Nope, I'm not done.

01:11:38.000 I'm sure he does.

01:11:39.000 I'm not done, sir.

01:11:40.000 He's my hype man.

01:11:40.000 He reps with 600 pounds.

01:11:42.000 Deadlift.

01:11:43.000 Deadlift with 600 pounds that impresses me?

01:11:45.000 Those fuck movements.

01:11:46.000 Oh, God.

01:11:46.000 Yes, the powerful.

01:11:48.000 That's the best move for a dude on Instagram.

01:11:52.000 You got 600 pounds on a barbell.

01:11:55.000 That's right.

01:11:55.000 And you're sitting there doing this shit.

01:11:56.000 Yes.

01:11:58.000 So even big girls like this motherfucker will let me get on top.

01:12:03.000 They're stronger than their shock strong.

01:12:05.000 You've been lifting since you were, what, fourth grade?

01:12:08.000 Fifth grade.

01:12:09.000 It's got some density.

01:12:10.000 Damn, I had a shoulder question.

01:12:11.000 Oh, what was it?

01:12:12.000 Sorry.

01:12:13.000 Fuck.

01:12:14.000 Just take that goddamn fight.

01:12:15.000 Okay, sure.

01:12:16.000 I like this, though.

01:12:17.000 No, but, yeah, well, the thing about the bottoms-up kettlebells is they say you should be able to do 90% of what you can do normally.

01:12:27.000 Most people can't.

01:12:28.000 Like, 99% can't.

01:12:30.000 But they say if you have a real stable joint, what's going to hold you back is not strength, it's the stabilizing muscles.

01:12:36.000 Right.

01:12:37.000 Stabilizing muscles are the ones that oftentimes cause issues with your range of motion and with using it in terms of functional strength, like using it for martial arts or using it for anything where you would be using...

01:12:51.000 I guess I would even think sports, like throwing things.

01:12:54.000 I mean, I would think that shoulder stability is super important.

01:12:57.000 I remember what I was going to ask you.

01:12:58.000 When you say no more than five reps, do you mean use the amount of weight where you fail at five reps?

01:13:05.000 No, no, no, no.

01:13:06.000 Or just regular...

01:13:07.000 I've been following this Pavel Satsulin regimen.

01:13:11.000 And he created...

01:13:13.000 He's like the godfather of kettlebells in the United States.

01:13:15.000 He's the guy that came over from Russia.

01:13:17.000 He's got a ton of books out and videos.

01:13:20.000 And his belief is that strength is a skill.

01:13:24.000 And that you should never do a skill when you're tired.

01:13:27.000 And so the idea, and if I'm paraphrasing and fucking this up, please, I apologize.

01:13:31.000 But the principle behind it I know of, and the principle is that, like, say if you can lift something, and you get to, like, seven, eight reps, and you get to the eighth rep, and you're like, And they're like, keep going, keep going.

01:13:42.000 He's like, you should never do that.

01:13:43.000 Because you get the strength from doing the amount of repetitions.

01:13:48.000 Like, say, if you do five reps, if you could do ten, do five, but then wait a long time.

01:13:54.000 Wait like ten minutes.

01:13:55.000 That sounds too good to be true.

01:13:57.000 Wait another ten minutes.

01:13:59.000 Then do another five.

01:14:00.000 A lot of people would beg to differ, right, Joe?

01:14:02.000 You're right.

01:14:02.000 A ton of people, including myself.

01:14:04.000 A lot of people would.

01:14:05.000 But I guarantee you, if you had Pavel on, you should listen to Pavel on Tim Ferriss' podcast.

01:14:09.000 It's fucking amazing.

01:14:10.000 So you do a little bit every day.

01:14:11.000 It's kind of like you do a...

01:14:12.000 Yes, exactly.

01:14:12.000 You don't think you should mix it up?

01:14:14.000 You can.

01:14:15.000 You can do that, too.

01:14:16.000 But I'm telling you, one of the good things about this is you have people that get injured less because your muscles are never working, like, fully fatigued.

01:14:23.000 They're never working to the point of failure.

01:14:25.000 But you're still lifting heavy weight.

01:14:27.000 But you're lifting, say, if you could lift something and you could do ten repetitions, don't do ten.

01:14:32.000 Do five.

01:14:33.000 Do five, put it down, take a big, long break.

01:14:36.000 That sounds like Homer Simpson workout.

01:14:38.000 But it's not endurance work.

01:14:39.000 You're doing the same number of reps.

01:14:42.000 The problem is it takes longer.

01:14:44.000 Like, you would need to be at the gym for an hour and a half versus 40 minutes and we just burnt it out.

01:14:48.000 That's even better.

01:14:48.000 That means I'm on the internet longer.

01:14:51.000 There's some benefits to it.

01:14:52.000 I think there's some real benefits to it.

01:14:54.000 I don't think doing that all the time knows the answer.

01:14:57.000 Maybe.

01:14:58.000 I would love to have you sit down.

01:15:00.000 You should have him on your show, man.

01:15:01.000 The guy's in California.

01:15:02.000 Really?

01:15:03.000 He's a wizard and he speaks perfect English.

01:15:05.000 He's a wizard, dude.

01:15:06.000 Might change your shit.

01:15:07.000 I think the three of us should do it because you're a fan and he's a fan.

01:15:09.000 Yes, we should do it.

01:15:10.000 I'll do it.

01:15:10.000 I'll do it with you guys.

01:15:11.000 Let's do it.

01:15:11.000 We could even have him in here.

01:15:13.000 One of the things that that guy brought to the United States is not just the kettlebell, but also some serious fucking bodyweight exercises, and then some movements that now have become really standard.

01:15:31.000 Brian Count's pouring me from...

01:15:32.000 Are you going to Italy?

01:15:33.000 We in Italy right now?

01:15:34.000 Now we're in Italy?

01:15:34.000 Now we're going to Italy.

01:15:35.000 It's 2008. I want you to take your time with that.

01:15:37.000 We're in Italy too.

01:15:38.000 I need a fruit.

01:15:38.000 You need a fruit.

01:15:39.000 I'm going to eat your fruit.

01:15:39.000 He's too earthy.

01:15:40.000 He's going to like my Italy.

01:15:41.000 This is Via Veneta.

01:15:42.000 I'm sure I do.

01:15:42.000 But what I was going to say is that Turkish Getup, which is a big one of his.

01:15:46.000 It's huge.

01:15:47.000 Yes.

01:15:48.000 Turkish Getup is so big.

01:15:49.000 There's Pavel.

01:15:50.000 The dude's a stud.

01:15:51.000 By the way, always wear sweatpants.

01:15:52.000 Hey, bring Schaub up doing a Turkish Getup with 145, please.

01:15:55.000 Just bring him up.

01:15:56.000 Oh, it's ridiculous.

01:15:56.000 Isn't that ridiculous?

01:15:57.000 But it was with a bar, which is even more impressive.

01:15:59.000 And then he did 200 pounds.

01:16:00.000 Didn't you do 225?

01:16:02.000 Yeah, but it's not like Homeboy did.

01:16:03.000 You did a 225 pound Turkish gun with one arm?

01:16:06.000 Yes.

01:16:06.000 The technique's awful.

01:16:07.000 Yes.

01:16:07.000 The technique is awful.

01:16:09.000 It's not that awful, dude.

01:16:10.000 You've been begging for a blown disc, but that's still super impressive.

01:16:13.000 225 he did.

01:16:13.000 225 with one arm?

01:16:14.000 That's how strong he is.

01:16:15.000 They're stronger than the shop.

01:16:16.000 I told you.

01:16:18.000 Hold on.

01:16:19.000 I'm going to fruit you up.

01:16:20.000 You want to go to California?

01:16:21.000 You want to stay in California?

01:16:22.000 You don't like traveling, Bob?

01:16:24.000 Look at this.

01:16:24.000 How much weight is this?

01:16:26.000 That right there is 145. That's 155. 155. Look at him.

01:16:30.000 He's a fucking beast, and he did it with 225. That is redonkulous.

01:16:33.000 Yeah.

01:16:35.000 That is redonkulous.

01:16:37.000 The technique shit, though.

01:16:38.000 But it doesn't matter, man.

01:16:39.000 Like, the point is that you have that kind of core power that you can get up from your feet, and how applicable is that to grappling?

01:16:46.000 So one of the most applicable, like, in terms of, like, functional strength, Turkish get-up is one of the most applicable, because if you can fucking lie on your back and press something, and then sit up with that fucker overhead...

01:16:58.000 Well, that was my move, if you remember, like, with Roy, as soon as the arm would pass him, so I can try it, just...

01:17:03.000 Oh, so strong.

01:17:04.000 If you have a strength...

01:17:06.000 Strong Turkish get-up.

01:17:07.000 Yeah, strong Turkish get-up, man.

01:17:09.000 It's like one of the most, for jujitsu especially, one of the most applicable movements.

01:17:15.000 Claudia Gedalia versus Karolina Kevalkovich.

01:17:17.000 She's got Jacksons now.

01:17:19.000 Claudia changed camps to Jacksons.

01:17:21.000 She's got some traps on her.

01:17:22.000 And she's got that dude, not Greg Jackson, who's the old guy that's her main coach.

01:17:26.000 Oh, fuck!

01:17:28.000 Oh my god.

01:17:29.000 The forgotten man in New Mexico.

01:17:32.000 Oh my god!

01:17:34.000 I can't believe I can't remember.

01:17:35.000 He was part of Jackson Wink.

01:17:38.000 He left.

01:17:39.000 He's really close with Keith Jardine and Rashad.

01:17:42.000 Oh my god.

01:17:43.000 And he's on the wall.

01:17:44.000 He's like a New Mexico MMA legend.

01:17:47.000 He's a cop.

01:17:47.000 No, not Steven Seagal, you son of a bitch.

01:17:49.000 God damn it.

01:17:50.000 He's a cop, too.

01:17:51.000 Steve Luttrell.

01:17:53.000 Luttrell.

01:17:53.000 No.

01:17:54.000 Luttrell.

01:17:55.000 Yeah, but not Steve.

01:17:56.000 It's not Steve.

01:17:57.000 It's something Luttrell, though.

01:17:57.000 Yeah.

01:17:58.000 Tim?

01:17:58.000 No.

01:17:59.000 God.

01:17:59.000 No, Tom.

01:17:59.000 Thank God I remembered that.

01:18:01.000 Luttrell?

01:18:02.000 Luttrell something.

01:18:03.000 Luttrell.

01:18:03.000 She's adorable, by the way.

01:18:04.000 Look at her.

01:18:04.000 She's just leaning on the cage.

01:18:05.000 She's adorable.

01:18:06.000 What guy leans on the cage like that?

01:18:07.000 Papa, you want to stay in California or you want to go to Italy with me?

01:18:10.000 Let's go.

01:18:11.000 Look how happy she is.

01:18:12.000 You're coming to Italy.

01:18:13.000 What's that?

01:18:13.000 Chris.

01:18:14.000 Oh, very strong.

01:18:16.000 Brandon's shot proving CTE can be overcome.

01:18:18.000 Thanks to Alpha Brain.

01:18:20.000 Thanks to Alpha Brain and some coffee and some wine.

01:18:22.000 Get on, guys.

01:18:23.000 10% off.

01:18:24.000 Did you see that article, Shob, about that Jermichael Finley had about CTE? No.

01:18:28.000 It's really good.

01:18:28.000 He wrote it on the Players' Tribune.

01:18:29.000 Oh, really?

01:18:30.000 He did a bunch of, like, mental work with it.

01:18:32.000 I'll link it on here.

01:18:33.000 Yeah, please do.

01:18:34.000 Jamie, Jamie, you want to come to Italy via Veneto with me?

01:18:38.000 Yeah, let me finish this.

01:18:39.000 California.

01:18:39.000 Oh, shit.

01:18:40.000 Claudia is by far the best.

01:18:43.000 150-pound girl in the world not named Ioana.

01:18:45.000 She's so fucking good.

01:18:47.000 She's pretty bodied up.

01:18:48.000 She's very, very trapped up.

01:18:49.000 She's a cutie.

01:18:50.000 She looks like a little Brazilian pit bull to me.

01:18:51.000 Look at that.

01:18:51.000 Like one of those cute ones, though.

01:18:52.000 That's six-pack, son.

01:18:54.000 That's it.

01:18:54.000 Come on.

01:18:55.000 She's gangster.

01:18:55.000 She wants to do EVI, too.

01:18:57.000 Depending on how this fight ends, if she comes out not injured.

01:19:00.000 Three times, she's a world champion.

01:19:01.000 Yeah, she's down.

01:19:03.000 Hell of an athlete.

01:19:03.000 She's gangster.

01:19:04.000 Oh, Mario with the heart still.

01:19:06.000 Why does he do that heart thing?

01:19:07.000 Because he really loves emojis, but he can't bring one into the octagon with him.

01:19:13.000 Look at Claudia Cadella relaxed as fuck.

01:19:15.000 That's Karolina Kivalkovic, you son of a bitch.

01:19:17.000 Whatever her name is.

01:19:18.000 That's what I meant.

01:19:18.000 She's my girlfriend.

01:19:19.000 That's Claudia Cadella.

01:19:21.000 I know.

01:19:21.000 I know that.

01:19:22.000 I just love Poland.

01:19:23.000 I love her.

01:19:24.000 I think she's gorgeous.

01:19:26.000 She's a beast.

01:19:26.000 They're both super beasts.

01:19:26.000 Sexy is what she is.

01:19:28.000 And let's see if she gets the rub.

01:19:29.000 She went five hard rounds with Joanna.

01:19:31.000 Let's see how she comes back.

01:19:34.000 Oh!

01:19:34.000 Clean right hand.

01:19:35.000 The Poles have been through the worst.

01:19:37.000 They're history.

01:19:38.000 They're not like, fuck, Octagon?

01:19:40.000 I went through World War I and II, motherfuckers.

01:19:41.000 Yeah, she did it, but I hear you.

01:19:43.000 They don't fuck around.

01:19:44.000 They're eating munitions with their breakfast.

01:19:46.000 They suffered terribly in both wars.

01:19:49.000 Fighting's nothing.

01:19:50.000 You saw Wonder Woman, our girl Patty Jenkins, by the way, number one, I think it's going to be the biggest gross movie for a woman.

01:19:57.000 I'm proud of her.

01:19:58.000 I love her.

01:19:58.000 It's a good fucking movie.

01:19:59.000 I heard it's really good.

01:20:01.000 I heard it's good.

01:20:01.000 If you like superhero movies, and I love superhero movies, it's a good fucking superhero movie.

01:20:07.000 That's what everyone says.

01:20:07.000 Look, when you make a superhero movie, you're confined.

01:20:11.000 You have to make a movie about a superhero, and the good guy has to win, and you know that going in.

01:20:16.000 She dealt with all that, and she did it on her own terms.

01:20:18.000 It's not about man or woman.

01:20:19.000 It's about a hero.

01:20:21.000 It's about Patty Jenkins.

01:20:22.000 It's about the dude...

01:20:23.000 I don't want to spoil it.

01:20:24.000 I almost spoiled it.

01:20:25.000 Don't spoil it.

01:20:26.000 Wonder Woman.

01:20:27.000 Our girl, Patty Jenkins.

01:20:28.000 I enjoyed the fuck out of it.

01:20:30.000 Is it rated R? You know what I hear is good?

01:20:31.000 It's on iTunes now.

01:20:32.000 It's that movie Life.

01:20:33.000 That Ryan Reynolds movie.

01:20:34.000 People keep telling me they're going to see that movie.

01:20:36.000 I haven't seen it.

01:20:37.000 Chris Pine is hilarious in Wonder Woman, though, right?

01:20:39.000 I love that guy.

01:20:40.000 You know what I did today?

01:20:42.000 I get a bad father of the year award.

01:20:43.000 I let my nine-year-old watch the original Alien.

01:20:47.000 She's scared of shit?

01:20:49.000 No.

01:20:50.000 She thinks it was cheesy?

01:20:51.000 She's so gangster.

01:20:51.000 I think it's fine.

01:20:52.000 She's so gangster.

01:20:53.000 She's like, it's not real, Daddy.

01:20:54.000 If it was a real thing, I'd be scared of it, but I'm not scared.

01:20:56.000 Legit point, kid.

01:20:58.000 I love it.

01:20:58.000 Kids, man, they have iPads.

01:21:00.000 They get online when you're not looking.

01:21:01.000 They can see all kinds of shit.

01:21:02.000 An avatar fucks things up.

01:21:04.000 Everyone looks like shit next to that.

01:21:06.000 They know things.

01:21:06.000 My daughter used the name asshole today, and I had to scold her.

01:21:10.000 Oh, you should let her go.

01:21:11.000 She said, you're right, but don't tell anybody.

01:21:14.000 Right.

01:21:15.000 But the thing about the alien movie is that there's no CGI. It's a puppet, right?

01:21:22.000 No, it's a dude in a suit, so it looks real as fuck.

01:21:25.000 That movie was done so well.

01:21:26.000 Ridley Scott was a wizard.

01:21:28.000 Yes, he did.

01:21:28.000 They did everything in the dark.

01:21:29.000 Everything was like real sneaky.

01:21:31.000 You only saw the alien for like quick bursts of stuff.

01:21:34.000 It's just like American Werewolf in London with John Landis.

01:21:37.000 You see it in like...

01:21:38.000 Ooh!

01:21:38.000 She got her down.

01:21:39.000 She's in trouble now.

01:21:40.000 Side control!

01:21:41.000 Did you see the new alien?

01:21:43.000 I did not see it yet.

01:21:44.000 Bro, you gotta see it.

01:21:45.000 I know I do.

01:21:45.000 That alien is so gangster in it.

01:21:46.000 I'm having a hard time getting people to go.

01:21:48.000 No one in my household is capable.

01:21:49.000 My wife said I could let her watch the original alien on TV, but I can't take her to the movies.

01:21:55.000 To see the new alien.

01:21:56.000 So you gotta wait till it comes out and demand.

01:21:58.000 The wife makes the rules, man.

01:22:00.000 She makes the rules!

01:22:02.000 That's what I was trying to keep for my son.

01:22:04.000 We were trying to keep...

01:22:05.000 He farts all the time, but we were trying to keep it toot.

01:22:08.000 We didn't want him, you know...

01:22:09.000 He keeps farting?

01:22:09.000 My wife thought fart was a bad...

01:22:11.000 So we were trying to keep it toot.

01:22:12.000 Don't toot.

01:22:13.000 Oh, we got roasted in school.

01:22:14.000 Oh, under the chin!

01:22:15.000 Under the chin!

01:22:16.000 Oh, no, [...

01:22:17.000 Oh, no, [...

01:22:26.000 That was a big mistake.

01:22:28.000 That's a huge victory for her, man.

01:22:30.000 Huge victory for her.

01:22:32.000 Oh my god.

01:22:33.000 Look at that.

01:22:34.000 Powerful New Mexico in the house.

01:22:35.000 Here's the question, Joe.

01:22:37.000 Do you give her the three-peat against Ioana?

01:22:39.000 Yes!

01:22:40.000 Rose is supposed to be next, though.

01:22:41.000 Bullshit!

01:22:44.000 Dude, that was a crazy...

01:22:46.000 I go MMA math on that one.

01:22:48.000 Rose lost to Carolina.

01:22:50.000 Carolina just got murked.

01:22:52.000 Super murked.

01:22:53.000 She was too relaxed.

01:22:56.000 It doesn't matter if you're relaxed or if you look nervous.

01:23:00.000 All that matters is how your ground game matches in.

01:23:02.000 So you're just pretending that everything's cool, leaning against the fence.

01:23:07.000 That's not going to do anything.

01:23:09.000 She's super dangerous on the ground, man.

01:23:11.000 What was the mistake she made there?

01:23:15.000 Well, Claudia, first of all, is physically a beast.

01:23:18.000 You're in the first round.

01:23:19.000 No one's tired yet.

01:23:20.000 She turns away.

01:23:21.000 She turns away.

01:23:22.000 Instead of turning towards her, she gave her back up.

01:23:25.000 That's second grade bully grass yard shit.

01:23:27.000 Well, you know what it is, man?

01:23:28.000 It's panic shit.

01:23:29.000 You're just like, I don't want to muscle my way back up to my feet.

01:23:31.000 But now she's got control.

01:23:32.000 She's controlling.

01:23:34.000 That's what it all did right there.

01:23:35.000 But she's controlling here, right?

01:23:38.000 Yeah.

01:23:38.000 She's got her.

01:23:38.000 And she's also, if you see her, she's only got one hook in here.

01:23:42.000 She's got two on one.

01:23:42.000 She's got one hook.

01:23:43.000 She's trying to push.

01:23:44.000 And then look at that second hook.

01:23:47.000 Oh, that's a disaster.

01:23:48.000 Once it was under the chin, then she goes second hook.

01:23:50.000 That's a disaster.

01:23:51.000 That's deep.

01:23:51.000 That's a huge win.

01:23:53.000 Oh, yeah.

01:23:54.000 That's an undeniable choke right there.

01:23:56.000 That's like, you're going to sleep.

01:23:57.000 Once it's that deep.

01:23:58.000 I feel like she deserves the title shot a little bit.

01:24:00.000 We think she does!

01:24:02.000 I really want to see Rose because we've seen it.

01:24:04.000 I'm sorry Rose!

01:24:06.000 That's so devastating.

01:24:06.000 We gotta go with the bodied up Brazilian!

01:24:09.000 That's devastating to my girlfriend.

01:24:11.000 You need some shit for this.

01:24:13.000 I don't care.

01:24:14.000 I would like to see her versus Rose.

01:24:16.000 Let's get this started.

01:24:17.000 Yes!

01:24:18.000 Let you want to chill.

01:24:19.000 I would say, ah, my foot hurt.

01:24:21.000 Me too.

01:24:21.000 I pulled a drain to me.

01:24:22.000 Ah, my hand.

01:24:23.000 You guys go.

01:24:24.000 I need to take therapy.

01:24:27.000 How about Jorane Durandamy?

01:24:28.000 Can everyone say her name now?

01:24:30.000 Durandamy went, I'm good, I'll just fuck your belt.

01:24:33.000 And Jorandamy's like, yeah, I never really wanted to fight 145 in the first place, going down to 35, and that girl, I'm just like...

01:24:38.000 You know what?

01:24:39.000 See ya.

01:24:39.000 Is her name Janjajek?

01:24:42.000 Janjajek.

01:24:42.000 Oh, I got close.

01:24:43.000 Little by little.

01:24:44.000 Month to month.

01:24:46.000 I finally got it after two years.

01:24:47.000 I would say 80% of MMA fans know how to say her name now.

01:24:50.000 That's how she's getting famous.

01:24:51.000 You know what I mean?

01:24:52.000 He still calls her champion.

01:24:54.000 Bryan Stan, he calls her Joanna Champion.

01:24:57.000 What is it again?

01:24:59.000 One more time.

01:25:02.000 Like Young Jamie?

01:25:05.000 No, no, no, like Y-U-N. They spell it out for me phonetically when I have to read it for the...

01:25:09.000 When I have to read it, I might be doing it wrong, but when I have to read it for the weigh-ins, it's like Y-U-N-J-A-Y and then check.

01:25:19.000 What does her last name start with?

01:25:21.000 What's the first letter?

01:25:22.000 J. It's a J. Okay.

01:25:24.000 J-D-E-Z. Is she just J-J? JJ's good.

01:25:27.000 Right, GSP? Come on.

01:25:29.000 Is that what they call her?

01:25:32.000 Not a bad idea, though.

01:25:34.000 She's the only JJ other than Jon Jones.

01:25:36.000 There's one JJ. It's too much confusion.

01:25:38.000 But the problem is, Yon Jacek sounds like JY. That's like once the Thai guys start flooding into MMA. Oh, you thought you had it hard with the Polish people.

01:25:48.000 When the Thai guys come in, they got like 35 letters in some of their names.

01:25:53.000 Wait, while we're waiting for the next fight, did you guys see what the fuck Lion Fight did?

01:25:58.000 There's a revolution going on right now.

01:26:00.000 Eddie, did you see what Lion Fight did?

01:26:01.000 They put this dude, Lerdzilla.

01:26:03.000 Do you know who Lerdzilla is?

01:26:04.000 No, I love his name already.

01:26:05.000 He is a multiple world champion.

01:26:09.000 He has 180 Muay Thai fights.

01:26:12.000 How many worlds?

01:26:12.000 They put him in there with a guy who had...

01:26:15.000 Zero Muay Thai fights.

01:26:16.000 Listen to me.

01:26:18.000 Muay Thai debut fights Lerdzilla and gets head kicked into another fucking dimension.

01:26:24.000 Why would they do that?

01:26:25.000 Watch this.

01:26:26.000 Look up there.

01:26:26.000 Why would they do that?

01:26:27.000 No!

01:26:27.000 Watch this.

01:26:28.000 Look at this.

01:26:30.000 But watch the combination, though.

01:26:32.000 Watch the combination.

01:26:33.000 Hit it again, Jamie.

01:26:34.000 Oh, is it Instagram?

01:26:35.000 Watch this.

01:26:35.000 Why would they do that?

01:26:36.000 Front kick to the body.

01:26:38.000 Bang!

01:26:38.000 Front leg ground kick.

01:26:40.000 Insane.

01:26:40.000 The other guy's an MMA fighter with a decent record.

01:26:44.000 He's got like a six and four or something comparable.

01:26:48.000 There's, uh, multi-champions training MMA at Evolve right now.

01:26:53.000 Lerdzilla.

01:26:54.000 Do you know how crazy that is?

01:26:56.000 Yeah, he's got the best name on Earth.

01:26:57.000 Lerdzilla?

01:26:57.000 That's his real name, too.

01:26:58.000 Look at how relaxing he is.

01:27:00.000 L-E-R-G-S-I-L-L-A. Look at this.

01:27:02.000 Front kick to the body, and then front round kick out of nowhere.

01:27:06.000 How the fuck did that guy fight him?

01:27:07.000 It was like a fake leg kick to the head, right?

01:27:09.000 Yeah, fake front kick roundhouse kick, or they call it a question mark kick.

01:27:13.000 But what happened was, a bunch of people to lion fights, uh...

01:27:17.000 This is to their credit or in the interest of full disclosure.

01:27:22.000 They had two people pull out that didn't want to fight this guy.

01:27:25.000 They're like, fuck that.

01:27:25.000 And this guy was making his debut and said, I'll fucking fight him.

01:27:28.000 God, what a terrible idea.

01:27:29.000 If I was his manager, I'd say, listen to me, son.

01:27:32.000 That wasn't an MMA fight though, right?

01:27:33.000 No.

01:27:34.000 But it was a guy who had a record in MMA that was like, Wasn't good.

01:27:38.000 I mean it was a decent record.

01:27:40.000 He had a salty record.

01:27:41.000 Yeah, he had some losses and he had some wins.

01:27:43.000 Like a six and seven or something?

01:27:44.000 But he wasn't, you know, he wasn't Habib Nurmagomedov.

01:27:47.000 Yeah.

01:27:47.000 And we're not talking about a guy who's like an elite world-class striker and he's fighting this guy, Lerdzilla, who's just a fucking assassin.

01:27:55.000 He probably got a thousand bucks for that and a headache.

01:27:59.000 Headache for a year.

01:28:01.000 A thousand dollars and a concussion.

01:28:02.000 A year-long headache.

01:28:03.000 Nunez versus Shevchenko is a real fight.

01:28:06.000 That card is filthy.

01:28:07.000 Oh yeah, dude.

01:28:08.000 Come on.

01:28:09.000 Top to bottom.

01:28:11.000 I like Robert Whitaker in that fight, and he's like, you never know.

01:28:14.000 No, I'm surreal.

01:28:14.000 So that's the main fight now that TJ and Cody are out, right?

01:28:19.000 Yoel wins, and then he beats Bisbee.

01:28:21.000 How dare you?

01:28:22.000 I've been saying it from day one.

01:28:23.000 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

01:28:25.000 Robert Whitaker could beat anybody in the world on 105 hours.

01:28:30.000 He might win, but he might get put to sleep.

01:28:32.000 He's beat everybody.

01:28:32.000 Excuse me, sir.

01:28:34.000 Excuse me, gentlemen.

01:28:34.000 He's beat everybody.

01:28:35.000 Who's he lost to?

01:28:36.000 He lost to Jacare.

01:28:38.000 Jacare got fucked in that fight.

01:28:39.000 But he's undefeated in MMA other than that, right?

01:28:42.000 Thank you, gentlemen.

01:28:43.000 I've been saying it from day one.

01:28:45.000 Two-time world champion, B.K.L. Sanderson.

01:28:46.000 Wow, you really picked an underdog, Brad.

01:28:48.000 Well, he is a gorilla when it comes to wrestling.

01:28:50.000 He looks like a ninja turtle.

01:28:52.000 It's ridiculous.

01:28:52.000 He's shredding.

01:28:53.000 He doesn't even look real.

01:28:54.000 He's going to win the world title at 40 years old.

01:28:56.000 He might.

01:28:57.000 He might.

01:28:57.000 Or Robert Whitaker might put those fucking kangaroo paws on him.

01:29:01.000 Robert Whitaker's going to take that fucking right hand from Australia and knock his ass out.

01:29:06.000 Sir, sir, I'm gonna need you to calm down.

01:29:09.000 I'm on the Whitaker train.

01:29:10.000 You got this 80's NSYNC jacket on which I appreciate.

01:29:14.000 NSYNC's from early 2000's.

01:29:15.000 This would be New Kids on the Block.

01:29:17.000 This would be New Kids on the Block first of all.

01:29:19.000 And I appreciate it.

01:29:20.000 Thank you.

01:29:21.000 I admire your courage, your fashion courage.

01:29:23.000 Thank you.

01:29:24.000 I'm also outraged at the same time.

01:29:26.000 You shouldn't have bought that.

01:29:27.000 Did you get it for free?

01:29:28.000 Of course he bought it.

01:29:30.000 New Kids on the Block, man.

01:29:32.000 He got it at the New Kids on the Block store.

01:29:35.000 They're back, by the way.

01:29:36.000 Okay, so this is the main event.

01:29:37.000 We're at the main event already.

01:29:38.000 Already?

01:29:39.000 Yeah, it's 9 o'clock.

01:29:40.000 Dude.

01:29:40.000 Oh, you know what fight we...

01:29:41.000 Well, we didn't miss it because it was on the prelims, but Asensou versus that Morales kid from World Series of Fighting.

01:29:48.000 Oh, what happened?

01:29:49.000 Asensou beat him.

01:29:50.000 Really?

01:29:51.000 Split decision.

01:29:52.000 Some people think Morales...

01:29:53.000 Yeah, a lot of people think Morales won, but Asensou beat him.

01:29:57.000 Wow, interesting.

01:30:00.000 Marlon Marais, in my opinion, was the best 135-pounder in the world outside of the UFC. It's a World Series of fighting, though.

01:30:06.000 Well, no, but he's really elite.

01:30:08.000 If you look at his skill set and the way he moves and who he's training with...

01:30:11.000 Mark Henry trained.

01:30:12.000 Mark Henry, Frankie Edgar, Edson Barboza.

01:30:15.000 I mean, that's his camp.

01:30:16.000 Everyone's so high on him, man.

01:30:17.000 I'm high on him, too.

01:30:19.000 I don't buy the hype machine until you get to the UFC, man, until you beat people.

01:30:22.000 You're right, but, I mean, it's his first fight in the UFC. Sunset's a motherfucker.

01:30:26.000 That's a fuck of a first fight, man.

01:30:27.000 But it should be, though.

01:30:28.000 You haven't lost since 2004 or some shit.

01:30:31.000 Okay.

01:30:31.000 True, but if you are the UFC, if the UFC, someone says, look, Brandon Shaw, we're tired of running this.

01:30:36.000 Take care of this.

01:30:37.000 Wouldn't you want to build him up?

01:30:38.000 I would want to build up Marlon.

01:30:40.000 I wouldn't want to let everybody know how good he is.

01:30:41.000 I agree.

01:30:42.000 I just want to give him a highlight reel win in Rio.

01:30:43.000 Yeah, me too, because he's striking so elite.

01:30:45.000 He's nasty.

01:30:46.000 He's knocked bitches out.

01:30:47.000 He's nasty.

01:30:47.000 And they need a new contender.

01:30:48.000 Exactly.

01:30:49.000 You put him in there with a guy who's a good- A Sun Tzu?

01:30:52.000 He's a monster.

01:30:53.000 A monster.

01:30:54.000 And he's not that exciting.

01:30:56.000 Right.

01:30:57.000 Yeah, you put him in there with a good 135-pounder who tests him.

01:31:01.000 But you know what, man?

01:31:02.000 That's how guys lose.

01:31:03.000 And that's how you find out who they are.

01:31:05.000 I mean, that's what happened with Sergio Pettis, right?

01:31:07.000 Fought Alex Caceres.

01:31:08.000 They threw him right to the Wolves.

01:31:10.000 And Caceres chokes him out.

01:31:11.000 And you realize, like, okay.

01:31:13.000 Like, you got some shit to learn, kid.

01:31:14.000 You're fucking talented.

01:31:16.000 But, hey, trial by fire.

01:31:17.000 It was the Frank Yeager, Yair Rodriguez thing.

01:31:19.000 Mr. Schaub, who do you have in this fight?

01:31:23.000 Because you tend to be pretty scientific about your picks.

01:31:25.000 Man, this one's so tough to pick because of Jose.

01:31:28.000 It's so tough to pick against fucking Jose Aldo.

01:31:30.000 But I just feel like it's Max Holloway's time.

01:31:33.000 I feel like his boxing, he's bigger.

01:31:35.000 Max Holloway's very smart.

01:31:37.000 And he's very fluid with his movements.

01:31:40.000 He moves in and out really good.

01:31:42.000 He stays on the outside.

01:31:43.000 He can do anything.

01:31:44.000 Here's the big question.

01:31:45.000 What?

01:31:46.000 Well, how's he gonna deal with Aldo's leg kicks?

01:31:48.000 Big question.

01:31:49.000 And if it goes to the ground, people forget Aldo's a fucking world champion on the ground.

01:31:53.000 Ooh!

01:31:54.000 Aldo, he beat Cabrinha in a regular jiu-jitsu match.

01:31:58.000 Yeah, everyone forgets about his grappling because he's such a beast of a striker.

01:32:01.000 That could be trouble for Holloway because Holloway just wants to fucking strike.

01:32:05.000 And I think a lot of it depends on, like, where's Aldo at mentally?

01:32:09.000 Well, he just came off the Frankie Edgar fight and he looked fantastic.

01:32:12.000 But before that, I was talking about retirement.

01:32:13.000 Remember, you're retired.

01:32:15.000 You want to play soccer.

01:32:16.000 That might have been out of anger.

01:32:17.000 Max Holloway's all in, though.

01:32:18.000 Max Holloway's all in.

01:32:19.000 What else is interesting about Max Holloway and Stipe is these guys, they just run their camps.

01:32:25.000 Like, he's not at some super camp.

01:32:27.000 Why is he holding a British flag up when he's from Hawaii?

01:32:29.000 You son of a bitch.

01:32:30.000 That's a Hawaiian flag.

01:32:31.000 It's part British flag.

01:32:32.000 Oh, my God.

01:32:33.000 You don't even know.

01:32:34.000 Have you been to Hawaii?

01:32:35.000 No.

01:32:35.000 Can we mute Mike for that?

01:32:37.000 You've never been to Hawaii.

01:32:37.000 I thought America was part of the United States.

01:32:38.000 You've been to Saudi Arabia and shit.

01:32:40.000 I know.

01:32:41.000 Never Australia and never Hawaii and never South America.

01:32:44.000 What the fuck?

01:32:44.000 Damn, I've been to all those.

01:32:46.000 When you talk all this shit about traveling, come to my world.

01:32:50.000 I will, brother.

01:32:51.000 I know you don't want to talk traveling, too.

01:32:53.000 I'm going tomorrow night.

01:32:54.000 Don't talk traveling with Henry Rollins.

01:32:56.000 You'll feel like a townie.

01:32:57.000 God, that guy's been around, hasn't he?

01:32:58.000 Do you know what he does every year?

01:32:59.000 Picks a spot on the map.

01:33:00.000 Let's go like that.

01:33:01.000 Bali.

01:33:02.000 Calls his travel agent.

01:33:03.000 Where can we go in Bali?

01:33:05.000 He just flies out to Bali by himself with a laptop and a camera, pair of underwear, toothbrush, just lives there.

01:33:11.000 Didn't your boy Ari do the same thing because of Henry Rollins?

01:33:14.000 Yeah, Ari went super deep.

01:33:15.000 He went even deeper.

01:33:16.000 He went for four months.

01:33:17.000 Ari's like, I'll show you Henry Rollins.

01:33:19.000 I feel like that's too much.

01:33:19.000 I'll show you Henry Rollins.

01:33:20.000 Did he come back weird or did he come back awesome?

01:33:22.000 If you're looking for Wi-Fi in your destination, you're not traveling.

01:33:28.000 Ari Shafir is such a good guy.

01:33:31.000 Fuck your Wi-Fi.

01:33:32.000 Fuck your phone if you really want to travel.

01:33:34.000 Yeah.

01:33:34.000 Really?

01:33:35.000 Yeah.

01:33:36.000 Can't you travel with a phone?

01:33:37.000 I travel all the time, and I'd rather stay home.

01:33:42.000 Once you travel to a thousand cities, you realize that it's an illusion.

01:33:47.000 Everyone's trying to travel to where I live!

01:33:49.000 People are coming from Australia, and I'm going to fucking Tahiti?

01:33:52.000 Preach, brother.

01:33:53.000 And you know what?

01:33:54.000 Because you're walking through the airport, and you see the destination, the be-all, end-all.

01:33:58.000 Some dude's feet on a fucking badass beach.

01:34:03.000 That's...

01:34:04.000 That's the goal.

01:34:05.000 And then when you get there, you realize, wait a minute, they're cutting off, they framed off like the people trying to sell you a fucking crocodile floating.

01:34:16.000 I thought I was going to be alone on this island.

01:34:19.000 I didn't know there was going to be like fucking...

01:34:21.000 I thought there was going to be a fresh coronavirus.

01:34:25.000 I thought, I thought, I went to Thailand.

01:34:27.000 I go, I'm going to go to deserted fucking island on Thailand.

01:34:30.000 And everyone said, yeah, you can.

01:34:31.000 I go, where?

01:34:32.000 They go, you need to fucking take a cab for three hours.

01:34:34.000 Jumped in a cab three hours.

01:34:36.000 I'm going to...

01:34:36.000 And then we finally get there.

01:34:37.000 They go, where are the islands?

01:34:38.000 Oh, you want to go to the island?

01:34:39.000 Yeah.

01:34:40.000 I'm thinking...

01:34:41.000 I don't give a fuck how much it costs.

01:34:43.000 Let's just go.

01:34:43.000 It's cheaper if you go on a big ferry to this island, or you could take a speedboat and go, fucking speedboat!

01:34:49.000 Let's go!

01:34:50.000 Boom!

01:34:50.000 I'm videotaping everything on the speedboat!

01:34:52.000 I want to go on this fucking island that I see!

01:34:56.000 At the airport.

01:34:57.000 I see them all the time.

01:34:59.000 I don't give a fuck.

01:35:00.000 I'm getting book money and shit.

01:35:02.000 I don't give a fuck.

01:35:03.000 I flew to Thailand nonstop.

01:35:05.000 I go, I'm going to go on a fucking island.

01:35:07.000 You get there.

01:35:08.000 Boom.

01:35:09.000 And there's 200 other people there.

01:35:11.000 And there's like snack bars and shit.

01:35:13.000 The secret is not yours.

01:35:15.000 You got to get richer, son.

01:35:16.000 What's the matter about that joint?

01:35:17.000 Where'd that joint go?

01:35:18.000 I go, this is the island?

01:35:19.000 There you go.

01:35:21.000 It was a trick.

01:35:22.000 That's crazy.

01:35:23.000 It was a trick.

01:35:24.000 I spent fucking all day finding this fucking island.

01:35:27.000 Dude, I was on a speedboat thinking they were gonna take me to this island.

01:35:30.000 And I was gonna be alone.

01:35:32.000 Remember your boy Jason from England?

01:35:33.000 The Maldives.

01:35:34.000 Got to go to the Maldives.

01:35:36.000 Yeah.

01:35:37.000 Jesus Christ.

01:35:38.000 Probability.

01:35:38.000 Hey, did you see Jose Aldo in Brazil?

01:35:42.000 He has a restaurant.

01:35:43.000 It's just American burgers in Brazil.

01:35:45.000 Really?

01:35:46.000 It's just cheeseburgers.

01:35:47.000 Probably smart.

01:35:47.000 It's called Famous Burgers.

01:35:49.000 That's ridiculous.

01:35:50.000 Well, he is famous, and he sells cheeseburgers.

01:35:53.000 Hey man, is that cultural appropriation?

01:35:56.000 Because a bunch of chicks got ran out of Portland, these girls got ran out of Portland because they were white and they were making burritos?

01:36:01.000 Yeah, because the United States is cultural appropriation.

01:36:04.000 That's how you get better as a person.

01:36:05.000 No, I don't want a white girl making my burrito.

01:36:07.000 Brian's about to go Fox News on us here.

01:36:08.000 It's true!

01:36:09.000 I was in Korea.

01:36:10.000 It's fucking ridiculous.

01:36:12.000 They got a Mexican joint in Korea.

01:36:14.000 They play fucking Mexican music.

01:36:15.000 They had Koreans making the burritos?

01:36:17.000 Rice came from China.

01:36:19.000 Koreans making Mexican food.

01:36:20.000 They made me chorizo.

01:36:21.000 Boys, if we ever do a fight companion that's like in Europe or something like that, it's on the weekend, I gotta take you guys to a real legit Mexican joint down the street.

01:36:30.000 Do you guys realize there's a Mexican in the room?

01:36:32.000 Yeah.

01:36:33.000 Okay.

01:36:33.000 There's a super legit, you order for us.

01:36:35.000 There's a super legit Mexican joint down the street where like all the TV, It's all I eat,

01:36:54.000 son.

01:36:54.000 My girl's Mexican.

01:36:55.000 Woo!

01:36:57.000 A real legit menudo?

01:36:58.000 Hey, why do these guys all have berets on?

01:37:00.000 What's going on over here?

01:37:01.000 Super skeptical eyes.

01:37:02.000 Guys, what's going on with the berets?

01:37:04.000 They're in the guardian angels.

01:37:07.000 Some authentic shit.

01:37:09.000 I was raised with the Mexican.

01:37:12.000 We went to McDonald's when my mom got paid.

01:37:15.000 We're like, we're going to...

01:37:17.000 Aldo's ripped.

01:37:17.000 We're going to Mexican restaurants.

01:37:19.000 Yeah, he is.

01:37:19.000 Dude, he looks tremendous.

01:37:21.000 Yeah, he does.

01:37:21.000 Like, physically?

01:37:22.000 Dude, he looks as good as he's ever loved.

01:37:24.000 That looks like Aldo when he fought Chad Mendes for the first fight.

01:37:27.000 What are you saying?

01:37:28.000 He looks fantastic.

01:37:29.000 Looks like he's motivated.

01:37:31.000 I'm not saying shit about steroids, bro.

01:37:32.000 Eddie Bravo!

01:37:34.000 I didn't say shit!

01:37:35.000 I didn't say shit!

01:37:37.000 But just by asking what he meant...

01:37:39.000 He looks tremendous.

01:37:40.000 He still is very strict.

01:37:42.000 I think for a guy like Aldo, who's been the champion, besides Conor McGregor, there's only been one ever 145-pound champion in the UFC. That's that guy you're looking at right now.

01:37:52.000 So with a guy like that...

01:37:53.000 I think many times it's a battle of motivation.

01:37:56.000 I mean, he's so dominant, he's been in the game for so long, and here's the crazy shit, he's only 30!

01:38:03.000 Unbelievable.

01:38:03.000 All the years that Jose Aldo has been dominating, and you think about it, I mean, there's a guy who beat Frankie Edgar, right?

01:38:10.000 First time, beats him, and then beats him again the second time, maybe even cleaner, maybe even better, right?

01:38:15.000 For sure.

01:38:16.000 Think about all the people that he fought.

01:38:18.000 The Chad Mendes fight, the second fight's a war.

01:38:21.000 First fight he KO's him.

01:38:23.000 Remember the Mark Harmonick fight in Toronto?

01:38:25.000 Jesus.

01:38:26.000 Mark had a huge fucking hematoma.

01:38:28.000 But that was also when he was having a hard time making that weight.

01:38:31.000 That was when we did that press conference the day before the fight, and it was the day of the weigh-ins, and he could barely be on the DS because he was so weakened by the weight cut because he hadn't weighed in yet.

01:38:44.000 I think although, I mean, the crazy thing is, he's always gonna be judged by that Conor McGregor fight.

01:38:49.000 Which is fucked up.

01:38:50.000 Which, it's kinda crazy.

01:38:51.000 I don't judge him for that, fuck that.

01:38:52.000 But it is what it is.

01:38:53.000 But you kinda have to.

01:38:55.000 Well that's his biggest high profile fight.

01:38:56.000 Conor showed that a guy can come in, well a guy as talented as Conor, can come in and first of all fuck with his head.

01:39:03.000 Which with Conor absolutely did.

01:39:05.000 Get inside of his head, create a lot of stress.

01:39:08.000 Create a lot of pressure.

01:39:09.000 Force him to rush.

01:39:10.000 And then Conor just relax as fuck, slides out of the way, and drops that left-hand bomb on him.

01:39:15.000 Here's a question for you guys.

01:39:16.000 He solved the puzzle.

01:39:18.000 What happens if Holloway comes in and mercs him in the first round with his striking?

01:39:21.000 Then it's going to really taint his legacy.

01:39:23.000 Here's the real question.

01:39:24.000 Because he's never fought any really, really good striker except for Conor and Holloway, if you think about it.

01:39:28.000 Or what happens if...

01:39:30.000 Aldo kicks the shit out of his legs and has him hobbling and wobbling really early and winds up stopping him.

01:39:36.000 Do you have another Connor fight?

01:39:38.000 Oh, Connor's never been fighting at 45. Does he go up to 55?

01:39:41.000 He should.

01:39:41.000 He says he wants to.

01:39:42.000 Do you see Dana goes, just to get him to commit this, I have to have a serious talk.

01:39:45.000 I'm like, Connor's never gonna fight you.

01:39:47.000 Gotta move on.

01:39:48.000 Like, that's never happening.

01:39:49.000 It's so crazy for a guy.

01:39:51.000 Why would Conor make a fucking hundred-gillion dollars fighting Floyd and then come back and take on a fight against Jose Aldo?

01:39:57.000 You're right, but he's a guy that just fought Eddie Alvarez a year ago.

01:40:02.000 And you've got to remember, the result of what happens with Mayweather is huge.

01:40:09.000 Let's just say that on the off chance that Mayweather just murks him and just doesn't get hit not even once.

01:40:17.000 Is Aldo nervous?

01:40:19.000 Conor's gonna come back with the fury.

01:40:21.000 He's gonna come back with the fury to the UFC and say, fuck boxing, I'm gonna come back, and this is my sport, and I'm gonna dominate.

01:40:28.000 Will he be tainted?

01:40:29.000 See, if he makes it to a decision, he looks tough.

01:40:31.000 He won't be tainted.

01:40:32.000 It all depends on what happens.

01:40:33.000 If he loses and he gets super played with, He's going to come back to the UFC with a fury.

01:40:38.000 Yes.

01:40:39.000 But I think he's going to come back no matter what.

01:40:41.000 If he goes a decision like you were saying, it's a win for MMA. Yeah, but it's close.

01:40:45.000 It's a big time win for us.

01:40:47.000 Not even if it's close.

01:40:48.000 No, I think even if you get that class for 12 rounds.

01:40:50.000 Because there's no way Conor would ever let Floyd survive.

01:40:53.000 There's not a chance.

01:40:54.000 If they had a five round...

01:40:55.000 But hold on.

01:40:55.000 If they had a five-round MMA fight, let's all agree.

01:40:58.000 Floyd Mayweather would never fucking survive.

01:40:59.000 I'm nervous for this fight, guys.

01:41:01.000 There's not a chance in hell.

01:41:02.000 There's a chance.

01:41:03.000 There's a very, very, very, very slight chance that he remersers him.

01:41:06.000 I have to bring you guys to the attention of the great Jose Aldo.

01:41:10.000 We have to watch this fight and give it the respect it deserves and...

01:41:12.000 Listen, settle down.

01:41:13.000 No, I won't settle down because this is a very serious fight.

01:41:16.000 It all depends on what kind of takedown training or takedown defense training Floyd Mayweather puts himself through.

01:41:21.000 Does he put himself through the delusional kind of training or the real legit takedown defense?

01:41:28.000 That's a good point.

01:41:29.000 Here they go.

01:41:31.000 457, 456, 455, 454 if you're sinking.

01:41:35.000 It's one of the best matches of the year.

01:41:38.000 If not the best.

01:41:40.000 Feeling each other out here.

01:41:44.000 How nervous are they both?

01:41:45.000 Max Holloway looks very smooth and relaxed.

01:41:47.000 So does Aldo.

01:41:48.000 Everybody looks good.

01:41:49.000 No one's doing nothing.

01:41:50.000 Let's see what's up with that.

01:41:52.000 I just want to see Holloway's answer for those leg kicks.

01:41:55.000 Well, the thing is, Holloway's very clever.

01:41:57.000 He's not going to rush in, man.

01:41:59.000 No way.

01:42:00.000 He fought Jeremy Stevens.

01:42:01.000 I mean, he adapts the way he fought Cub Swanson.

01:42:04.000 One of the more interesting things about Holloway is because he talks, you know, he's like a cool Hawaiian kid.

01:42:09.000 Like, people kind of sleep on that.

01:42:11.000 Like, they think of Hawaiians as being, like, fun-loving, like, surfing, partying people.

01:42:16.000 You know what I mean?

01:42:16.000 It's BJ Penn.

01:42:17.000 Yeah.

01:42:18.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:42:19.000 I know, but there's something about, like, the way he talks.

01:42:22.000 You don't take him serious almost?

01:42:23.000 There's something about it.

01:42:24.000 It's almost like you think he's just so nervous right now.

01:42:26.000 Is BJ talking about coming back?

01:42:28.000 Yes, he's still fighting.

01:42:30.000 He's fighting fucking homeboy.

01:42:31.000 I feel like Aldo- Dennis Seaver.

01:42:32.000 Dennis Seaver.

01:42:33.000 And Dennis still doing the damn thing.

01:42:34.000 Yair was too much.

01:42:35.000 You know, PJ can still have some awesome fights, but Yair was just not the right matchup.

01:42:40.000 Hey, does Aldo look like himself right now, or does he look nervous?

01:42:44.000 Oh, he looks perfect.

01:42:45.000 Nothing's happened.

01:42:46.000 Right now he's just moving.

01:42:47.000 See, he is probably aware that Max Holloway wants him to commit and Max wants to counter.

01:42:52.000 Max is a taller, longer fighter, and he's also...

01:42:55.000 Max is very good at not loading up.

01:42:57.000 If you ever watch Max Holloway's fights, he throws things very precise for the most part.

01:43:02.000 I mean, he'll load up if he can, if he can get away with it, but he's like...

01:43:04.000 Wins by attrition.

01:43:05.000 He's just very technical with his striking.

01:43:08.000 He doesn't have a lot of fat.

01:43:09.000 Super straight punches.

01:43:10.000 Yes, very straight punches.

01:43:12.000 He doesn't have a lot of fat in his movements.

01:43:13.000 And because he's a long, tall guy, that means so much.

01:43:18.000 He's got long, tall, which is great, and then he also has super efficient movement.

01:43:22.000 He's hard to hit, man.

01:43:23.000 He's hard to hit.

01:43:24.000 Yeah, he's really hard to get a clean punch.

01:43:26.000 Super hard to hit, and again, he's fucking smart.

01:43:29.000 Max Holloway's fight IQ is very high.

01:43:32.000 Super high.

01:43:33.000 Crazy doesn't come from the super camp either.

01:43:35.000 But he just clipped Aldo right there with that left hook.

01:43:39.000 And he also knows how dangerous all those leg kicks are.

01:43:42.000 So right now, Max Holloway's aware.

01:43:43.000 Oh!

01:43:43.000 Holy shit.

01:43:44.000 Oh!

01:43:45.000 Oh!

01:43:45.000 He dung him!

01:43:46.000 Oh my God!

01:43:47.000 Oh my God!

01:43:49.000 Jose Aldo!

01:43:51.000 Aldo's on fire!

01:43:52.000 Holy shit!

01:43:52.000 On fire!

01:43:54.000 Oh my God!

01:43:54.000 He woke up a lion!

01:43:56.000 Oh my God!

01:43:57.000 Jesus!

01:43:58.000 You forget...

01:43:58.000 When he gets in that kind of rhythm, forget about it.

01:44:00.000 Lest you forget how good Aldo is.

01:44:02.000 You let him get that kind of confidence.

01:44:03.000 I remember when he hit Chad Mendez with the duchy.

01:44:06.000 He hit him with that left hook to the body and that right leg kick, and you watch him do it, and you go, oh, Jesus.

01:44:11.000 Max Holloway weathered that storm.

01:44:13.000 He weathered that fucking storm.

01:44:14.000 Fuck yeah, he did.

01:44:15.000 Jesus.

01:44:15.000 His eyes are wide open.

01:44:17.000 Chad should be coming back any day now, right?

01:44:19.000 Off the suspension.

01:44:20.000 Yeah.

01:44:20.000 Do you know what his suspension was for?

01:44:22.000 No.

01:44:22.000 I mean, straight up, PD. Oh!

01:44:25.000 Well, no, it was for something that he used for psoriasis.

01:44:28.000 There's some shit they tested.

01:44:30.000 Chimera?

01:44:30.000 There's something in some psoriasis medication that makes you piss hot.

01:44:34.000 Meanwhile, I sound like a fucking alpha male apologist right there, don't I? Yeah, legit.

01:44:39.000 PDs?

01:44:40.000 No, Brendan.

01:44:41.000 Arthritis.

01:44:42.000 Even though Chad Mendes could jump out of a fucking five foot pool and he's only five foot seven.

01:44:47.000 No, he's a freak.

01:44:48.000 He is a freak.

01:44:49.000 Super freak athlete.

01:44:52.000 But for real, that is what he said.

01:44:54.000 I believe him.

01:44:56.000 I cured my psoriasis.

01:44:57.000 He does have it.

01:44:57.000 I know he doesn't have it.

01:44:58.000 There's a lot of photos with it where you can see it on his skin.

01:45:01.000 And I know that steroids are a way that they handle that shit.

01:45:03.000 But if you just put that on the thing, you might be alright.

01:45:07.000 GHRP is what it was.

01:45:08.000 Before it came out, he had no idea what it was.

01:45:11.000 Mendes explained.

01:45:12.000 When the test results came back, they told me I tested positive.

01:45:14.000 I was like, I don't even know what that is.

01:45:16.000 Bunch of research.

01:45:16.000 Oh, man, that sucks.

01:45:17.000 I love Chad.

01:45:18.000 It says it's used to treat plaque psoriasis, a skin condition he's been dealing with for years.

01:45:25.000 Fuck, bro.

01:45:25.000 So it seems legit.

01:45:26.000 Poor Chad.

01:45:27.000 Yeah.

01:45:27.000 He's fucking Isada.

01:45:28.000 Relax.

01:45:29.000 Yeah, but here's- Oh!

01:45:31.000 Uppercuts!

01:45:31.000 Dude, Max Holloway can take it.

01:45:34.000 Max Holloway dung him back.

01:45:37.000 This is a fucking- I'll tell you what, there's a huge speed advantage on Aldo's side.

01:45:42.000 Aldo's so goddamn explosive.

01:45:44.000 He's so good at closing the gap, man.

01:45:47.000 Like, you remember that Mendez knee he landed in their first fight?

01:45:49.000 Oh my god.

01:45:52.000 And I'll never forget calling the Uriah Faber fight.

01:45:55.000 Oh my god!

01:45:56.000 Look at that!

01:45:56.000 Uriah Faber fight was one of the most horrific displays of leg kicks I've ever seen.

01:46:00.000 Oh, it was the worst thing in the world.

01:46:01.000 Uriah said he wanted to faint.

01:46:02.000 He was trying not to faint from the pain.

01:46:04.000 That's what he said.

01:46:05.000 How tough is Uriah Faber?

01:46:07.000 Toughest of toughest.

01:46:08.000 I think the toughest guy ever said.

01:46:10.000 Never quit in that fight.

01:46:12.000 He broke both his hands against fucking Mike Brown and kept fighting.

01:46:15.000 Nobody tougher than that guy.

01:46:16.000 You don't get tougher.

01:46:19.000 Dude, first round.

01:46:20.000 First fucking round.

01:46:21.000 And then he documented the damage to his leg.

01:46:23.000 Oh, my God.

01:46:24.000 Oh, Maxwell with a...

01:46:26.000 Nah, that doesn't work on Jose Aldo.

01:46:27.000 So there's something in psoriasis that shows up in the steroid test?

01:46:33.000 The treatment for psoriasis.

01:46:35.000 There's something in the treatment that shows up.

01:46:37.000 Man, that'd be a good idea.

01:46:39.000 If you get on some juicer, hey, listen, go get a prescription for this stuff.

01:46:43.000 Right away you do it.

01:46:47.000 Look at that uppercut left hook.

01:46:49.000 That was brilliant.

01:46:50.000 But I cured my psoriasis.

01:46:51.000 I have plaque psoriasis.

01:46:52.000 I don't know what happened, but I just stopped.

01:46:54.000 I heard you were sucking a lot of dicks.

01:46:55.000 Sucking dicks?

01:46:55.000 Now you can do steroids.

01:46:56.000 I was sucking strange dicks in Bustroom Johns.

01:46:59.000 I'm 12. Sucking dick.

01:47:03.000 No, and then I... Oh, yeah, bro.

01:47:05.000 Heard you were sucking dick.

01:47:06.000 I stopped eating, touching cow dairy.

01:47:09.000 And there's this book.

01:47:11.000 You ever read that book called The Plant Paradox about lectins?

01:47:13.000 Really good book about psoriasis.

01:47:16.000 Put your right to sleep.

01:47:17.000 Well, there's certain...

01:47:19.000 Can you imagine a book about psoriasis?

01:47:21.000 What kind of books are you reading?

01:47:23.000 But if you had psoriasis like he did, that's a reason to read it.

01:47:26.000 You've seen that documentary on psoriasis?

01:47:27.000 Do you have psoriasis?

01:47:29.000 But he's recommending it.

01:47:30.000 No, no, it literally makes sense.

01:47:32.000 I get it on my face, I get it on my legs really bad.

01:47:37.000 Round two, round two, here we go.

01:47:38.000 I couldn't wear shorts.

01:47:42.000 We all agree Aldo won that first round.

01:47:44.000 Fuck yeah.

01:47:44.000 Fuck yeah, right?

01:47:45.000 Yep.

01:47:45.000 That book, not a 10-8.

01:47:47.000 Dude, he looks good.

01:47:48.000 It looks good.

01:47:50.000 Oh, that fucking sneaky left hook to the body, man.

01:47:54.000 Dude, Aldo, one of the best ever, ever, ever, still.

01:47:57.000 Dude, that sneaky left hook to the body is no joke, and he follows it up with that right leg kick a lot, and by the way, he hasn't thrown any of them yet.

01:48:03.000 Not one.

01:48:05.000 He doesn't need to.

01:48:06.000 That's the same thing he did through one, maybe.

01:48:09.000 But that's the same thing that happened with Frankie Edgar.

01:48:11.000 See, a lot of people anticipate the idea that Aldo's gonna try to take him down.

01:48:15.000 Oh, but Aldo's got some serious fucking hands.

01:48:17.000 And when he knows he's not gonna kick you, but you think he might kick you, then it opens up his hands.

01:48:23.000 Makes you hesitate.

01:48:24.000 Dude, and his hands are no fucking joke.

01:48:26.000 Dude, he's so much faster than Holloway.

01:48:28.000 Dude, all those hands are like lightning.

01:48:30.000 He's been talking lately.

01:48:33.000 I mean, I would like to find out how serious he is, but he's been talking lately about possibly one day fighting in pro boxing.

01:48:40.000 That's not out of the question.

01:48:41.000 Oh my god.

01:48:42.000 He needs coming at 55. He needs coming at 55. I think you're probably right.

01:48:46.000 What's left for him at 45?

01:48:47.000 Let's be real.

01:48:47.000 Well, I mean, who knows, man?

01:48:49.000 I mean, he seems to be...

01:48:50.000 This...

01:48:50.000 If he makes it through five rounds looking like this, we gotta shut the fuck up.

01:48:54.000 Because he made 45. 100%.

01:48:56.000 I know, but who's he gonna find?

01:48:58.000 Oh my god!

01:48:58.000 But it doesn't matter.

01:48:59.000 He's looking fantastic.

01:49:00.000 Unless...

01:49:01.000 They can make a case for him to fight McGregor.

01:49:04.000 At 55. They should.

01:49:06.000 Yes, at 55. Conor's never coming down to 45 for him.

01:49:09.000 But I would feel like if I was Aldo, you have to become undeniable.

01:49:15.000 And at 30 years old, he can become undeniable still.

01:49:19.000 To us, to the hardcore fans, he's undeniable.

01:49:22.000 Undeniable.

01:49:22.000 But in order to sell that big pay-per-view that would make Conor want to come down to fight him.

01:49:27.000 Get your revenge.

01:49:28.000 He's got to merc everybody.

01:49:30.000 He's got to become this guy, like Gennady Golovkin.

01:49:33.000 Like, we're to the point where, like, Canelo had to fight him.

01:49:36.000 Everybody keeps talking about Golovkin.

01:49:38.000 Golovkin, Golovkin.

01:49:39.000 Oh, that was good.

01:49:41.000 Like, what happens if Jose Aldo came up and fought fucking Khabib or Tony Ferguson, merc'd them?

01:49:47.000 Then Conor almost forced to fight him.

01:49:49.000 Crazy, yeah.

01:49:50.000 Yeah, he starts talking shit.

01:49:51.000 Yeah.

01:49:52.000 He ain't Merck and Tony, I'll tell you that much.

01:49:55.000 No, I knew you were going to say that.

01:49:56.000 I'm just saying that you'd have to do that.

01:49:57.000 Come on.

01:49:58.000 Let's be real.

01:49:59.000 Let's be real.

01:50:00.000 Oh, no.

01:50:01.000 He's too much.

01:50:02.000 Tony's a nut.

01:50:03.000 Listen, I feel like Tony is so fucking durable and so nasty.

01:50:08.000 Just like such a natural fighter.

01:50:10.000 He's so game.

01:50:10.000 He's so game for a 45. But also super smart, super skillful, and disciplined as fuck.

01:50:16.000 Tony's a handful for anybody.

01:50:18.000 Anybody.

01:50:19.000 I need to see him and fucking Khabib fight.

01:50:21.000 I know, man.

01:50:22.000 I'm gonna freak the fuck out.

01:50:22.000 You know what?

01:50:23.000 Tony should just ask him, like, hey, man, what do you weigh?

01:50:25.000 Like, let's fight at 65. Let's just fight.

01:50:29.000 So you don't die.

01:50:29.000 Yeah, don't die.

01:50:30.000 Let's fight.

01:50:31.000 Oh!

01:50:32.000 Max Holloway tagged him!

01:50:34.000 Max Holloway long with those punches.

01:50:36.000 I don't think he tagged him, actually.

01:50:37.000 Dude, he definitely did.

01:50:37.000 He got pretty good there.

01:50:38.000 Oh!

01:50:41.000 Man, this is beautiful.

01:50:43.000 Two of the very best.

01:50:45.000 Not a whole lot of kicking, folks.

01:50:46.000 Because I think Jose is afraid he's going to catch a right hand if he kicks.

01:50:49.000 Aldo.

01:50:50.000 I mean...

01:50:52.000 I'll tell you what, though.

01:50:52.000 Max is showing his fight IQ, man.

01:50:55.000 He's showing his fight IQ. Look how he's stretching those arms out in front of him.

01:50:59.000 Give me an idea how good Conor is.

01:51:00.000 He beat both these dudes.

01:51:01.000 Yeah.

01:51:02.000 But also, like, you see how he's doing that?

01:51:04.000 First of all, he's doing it totally legal, right?

01:51:06.000 Oh!

01:51:07.000 Good head movement!

01:51:08.000 Oh, my God!

01:51:08.000 Oh, he tagged him with the right again!

01:51:10.000 This is crazy!

01:51:11.000 Hey, Conor beat him, too, with a torn knee, by the way.

01:51:14.000 I don't want to hear about that.

01:51:14.000 Oh, body kick!

01:51:16.000 Damn, they're going off now.

01:51:18.000 It was a strong kick to the body by Max.

01:51:21.000 Holy shit, what a fight.

01:51:23.000 What a fight.

01:51:24.000 Max has a chin like a motherfucker.

01:51:27.000 He's a savage.

01:51:29.000 So is Aldo, man.

01:51:31.000 You know what?

01:51:31.000 If you take away that one punch by Conor, he ran into it.

01:51:34.000 I know, he's the best ever.

01:51:35.000 He's pound for pound number one.

01:51:36.000 It's crazy.

01:51:37.000 I would say.

01:51:38.000 It's crazy.

01:51:39.000 But he did take that hit.

01:51:40.000 But he did take that hit.

01:51:41.000 Ain't that a bitch?

01:51:42.000 So, you know what it is, man?

01:51:43.000 It's like, there's a puzzle to every fighter.

01:51:45.000 The question is, did he seal that puzzle problem up?

01:51:48.000 That little hole that Conor found?

01:51:50.000 Did he seal that up?

01:51:51.000 We won't know until he fights Conor.

01:51:52.000 We won't know.

01:51:53.000 Damn it, they have to fight.

01:51:55.000 If you were the head of the UFC, would you be like, listen, we've got to make this happen, boys?

01:51:59.000 No.

01:52:00.000 What would you do?

01:52:01.000 I would have Conor probably fight GSP. Fight Floyd first.

01:52:04.000 I'd have him fight Floyd then, GSP. Oh, man.

01:52:08.000 I want people to be educated.

01:52:10.000 Oh, nice gem.

01:52:11.000 I want people to feel about fights the way we feel about fights.

01:52:16.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:52:17.000 I hear ya.

01:52:17.000 I want people to be educated.

01:52:19.000 Oh!

01:52:20.000 Damn!

01:52:21.000 And Max nodded at him!

01:52:22.000 He's like, come on!

01:52:22.000 Oh, hands up!

01:52:24.000 Hands up!

01:52:24.000 Hands down!

01:52:25.000 Oh, shit!

01:52:26.000 Max Holloway!

01:52:28.000 You're a Hawaiian DS, baby!

01:52:30.000 It's the body again!

01:52:30.000 It's a Hawaiian DS tactic!

01:52:33.000 Oh!

01:52:34.000 Open hand slap.

01:52:35.000 He just bitch slapped him!

01:52:36.000 Oh, shit!

01:52:38.000 Careful!

01:52:40.000 You know what happened there after the bell, though?

01:52:43.000 Max was trying to give him the thumbs up, and Aldo turned his back.

01:52:47.000 So Max lost a psychological war there.

01:52:50.000 He gave a thumbs up to a dude who had his back to him.

01:52:52.000 That's not good.

01:52:54.000 What a fight!

01:52:56.000 What a fight!

01:52:57.000 Max Holloway's a goddamn savage.

01:52:59.000 Max is down two, though, you think?

01:53:01.000 I mean, probably, right?

01:53:03.000 If you had a guess.

01:53:04.000 It's in Brazil, remember, John.

01:53:05.000 Yeah, he's down.

01:53:05.000 He's down for sure.

01:53:06.000 Look at that right hand.

01:53:08.000 That is clean.

01:53:09.000 That's clean.

01:53:09.000 He's so much quicker.

01:53:11.000 He looks good.

01:53:12.000 Look at this Hawaiian Diaz move.

01:53:14.000 I love it.

01:53:15.000 I love it.

01:53:17.000 I love it.

01:53:17.000 See that?

01:53:20.000 He gave the thumb to his back.

01:53:22.000 Too nice.

01:53:23.000 You gotta be quick pulling that thumb back.

01:53:25.000 And then you gotta take that hand, and you gotta double, and you might need to walk towards him after that.

01:53:31.000 You might need to walk towards him.

01:53:34.000 And no stool in between rounds now.

01:53:35.000 No, no, no, no.

01:53:37.000 As dangerous as Aldo is standing, he's got high-level chokes.

01:53:41.000 Oh, yeah.

01:53:42.000 Almost a world-class jiu-jitsu guy, man.

01:53:44.000 Look, he's jacked.

01:53:46.000 That's not even being thought about at this point.

01:53:50.000 There's no jiu-jitsu going on here at all.

01:53:52.000 He's got a salsa mustache.

01:53:55.000 Bodied up in this fight, too.

01:53:56.000 Mr. Steal your girl with that facial hair.

01:53:59.000 Right?

01:54:02.000 I wish I could pull that off.

01:54:03.000 Okay, so here's the question.

01:54:04.000 We're in round three now, right?

01:54:06.000 It's 444. Max is down two.

01:54:08.000 Let's be real.

01:54:09.000 Yeah, I would say, right?

01:54:10.000 If you had to look at the scorecard.

01:54:12.000 But interesting rounds, right?

01:54:14.000 Max has got his.

01:54:15.000 Both guys have gotten things off, but Aldo looks fucking sensational.

01:54:18.000 Only the second round was a little interesting.

01:54:20.000 The first round, I was like, well, Max is about to get smart.

01:54:22.000 Brennan, please make a t-shirt.

01:54:23.000 Oh, please.

01:54:23.000 You're crazy.

01:54:24.000 I was interested in the first round heavily.

01:54:25.000 No, I'm saying that first round, though, Max really got outclassed.

01:54:29.000 I don't think there was a big long period in the beginning where everybody was waiting for somebody to move.

01:54:34.000 True.

01:54:34.000 And then Aldo eventually got the best of the exchanges.

01:54:38.000 He's just showing some real next level speed.

01:54:41.000 Look at Max trying to get him back.

01:54:43.000 Oh no, he's letting him out.

01:54:44.000 Oh my god.

01:54:45.000 This is some...

01:54:46.000 Here's the other thing.

01:54:48.000 You gotta realize how many wars Aldo's already been in.

01:54:52.000 I mean, think about this.

01:54:53.000 The only real fight that took a lot out of him was the Chad Mendes thing, though.

01:54:57.000 I mean, and also Conor.

01:54:58.000 Well, he's had two...

01:55:00.000 The Ricardo Lamas fight.

01:55:02.000 Lamas had him on his back, and he's punching him.

01:55:04.000 Oh, oh, oh, my God.

01:55:04.000 So did Homnic.

01:55:06.000 Shit's getting crazy now, guys.

01:55:07.000 But he was on antibiotics when he was...

01:55:09.000 Shit's getting nuts right now.

01:55:10.000 Oh, my God, yeah, it is.

01:55:11.000 Brandon, please- OH! Max Holloway tagged him!

01:55:16.000 They're going off.

01:55:17.000 Oh!

01:55:18.000 Knee in the body!

01:55:19.000 No janksters, Max Holloway!

01:55:21.000 Both of them!

01:55:22.000 Aldo with that sweet knee.

01:55:24.000 I know.

01:55:24.000 I don't know why I'm hating on Aldo.

01:55:26.000 I don't get it.

01:55:27.000 I really want Max to win for some reason.

01:55:30.000 You know what?

01:55:31.000 One of the best things that's ever happened out of being a commentator is learning how to appreciate just a performance.

01:55:37.000 Oh yeah, not me.

01:55:37.000 I've got favorites.

01:55:38.000 I always had favorites, man.

01:55:40.000 Always.

01:55:41.000 You're only human.

01:55:42.000 Oh, that right hand!

01:55:43.000 I try not to now, but if somebody that I'm friends with, like if cowboy fights...

01:55:48.000 Oh, it's the worst.

01:55:49.000 It's hard.

01:55:49.000 It's hard for me.

01:55:50.000 Very, very hard for me to call.

01:55:52.000 Your fights were the hardest I've ever had to call.

01:55:53.000 Really?

01:55:54.000 100%.

01:55:55.000 It's the hardest I've ever had to call.

01:55:56.000 So you have to sway and go...

01:55:58.000 Oh!

01:55:59.000 No!

01:56:00.000 Oh my god!

01:56:01.000 Oh, he's hurting!

01:56:03.000 It's not over yet.

01:56:04.000 246!

01:56:05.000 It's not over yet.

01:56:05.000 246!

01:56:06.000 It's not over yet.

01:56:06.000 And they're on the ground.

01:56:07.000 Max Holloway with the mount.

01:56:09.000 Full mount.

01:56:10.000 Oh my god.

01:56:11.000 Oh!

01:56:12.000 Oh!

01:56:14.000 It's a lot of crucial grappling going on right here.

01:56:17.000 Max Holloway.

01:56:17.000 Oh!

01:56:18.000 He tagged him again!

01:56:18.000 Oh!

01:56:19.000 Let him up, Max.

01:56:21.000 Let him up, Max.

01:56:21.000 Yeah, Aldo is on clear street.

01:56:24.000 Oh my goodness.

01:56:25.000 Make him get up, Max.

01:56:26.000 Knock him out.

01:56:27.000 Oh, what heart.

01:56:28.000 What heart.

01:56:29.000 What heart is right.

01:56:30.000 What heart by Aldo to survive this.

01:56:32.000 He's too good.

01:56:34.000 His jiu-jitsu is...

01:56:35.000 But time control.

01:56:37.000 Look at this.

01:56:37.000 Alive.

01:56:38.000 Oh, shit.

01:56:39.000 He's so battered, man.

01:56:41.000 Oh.

01:56:42.000 Oh my god.

01:56:45.000 Almost out.

01:56:46.000 Oh my goodness.

01:56:48.000 This is crazy.

01:56:49.000 Full mount.

01:56:50.000 No more burger plate joints.

01:56:52.000 Oh, fuck, man.

01:56:53.000 Dude, he might still win this.

01:56:54.000 You never know what the fuck can happen.

01:56:55.000 No, I know.

01:56:56.000 No more burger joints.

01:56:57.000 Oh!

01:56:57.000 Come on!

01:56:58.000 Max is dropping bombs!

01:56:59.000 It's over!

01:57:00.000 Oh, Jesus!

01:57:01.000 It's over, son!

01:57:02.000 They're about to stop it.

01:57:03.000 Is he gonna choke them out?

01:57:04.000 He's gonna try to sneak out the back door.

01:57:05.000 What he's gonna try to do is use his...

01:57:07.000 Oh!

01:57:07.000 He's going under the chin!

01:57:08.000 He's going under the chin!

01:57:09.000 He's got it!

01:57:11.000 Oh my god.

01:57:12.000 Oh my god.

01:57:13.000 Oh my god.

01:57:14.000 I don't like that move.

01:57:15.000 If he survives this, if he survives this, he's taking full back now.

01:57:17.000 Please survive the back now.

01:57:18.000 I don't know about all that, dude.

01:57:22.000 This dude's hurting.

01:57:24.000 Oh!

01:57:25.000 Oh my god.

01:57:26.000 Which ref is that?

01:57:27.000 Oh, that's Big John.

01:57:28.000 He knows what he's doing.

01:57:29.000 Oh, head on.

01:57:29.000 Head on, John.

01:57:30.000 No, he's got the wrong...

01:57:31.000 Arm's in the wrong spot.

01:57:33.000 Oh!

01:57:34.000 This is an ass.

01:57:35.000 This is an ass- Well, this is...

01:57:37.000 If he just pours it on right now, he's gonna stop.

01:57:39.000 Come on, keep going!

01:57:40.000 No!

01:57:41.000 No, no, no!

01:57:42.000 Oh my goodness!

01:57:43.000 He's defending?

01:57:43.000 Oh my goodness!

01:57:44.000 He's defending!

01:57:45.000 No, no!

01:57:45.000 Get the arm!

01:57:46.000 Get the arm, Jose!

01:57:48.000 Cover it up!

01:57:49.000 Now what?

01:57:50.000 That's it!

01:57:50.000 They're gonna stop it!

01:57:51.000 No, he's gonna say, defend yourself!

01:57:53.000 Defend your- No, he's saying I'm good!

01:57:56.000 My ref didn't hear that last fight.

01:57:58.000 It's fine.

01:57:59.000 You can't stop it yet.

01:58:00.000 You can't stop it.

01:58:01.000 That's it!

01:58:02.000 Oh!

01:58:04.000 Max motherfucking Holloway!

01:58:07.000 Oh my god.

01:58:09.000 Holy shit.

01:58:10.000 Oh my god.

01:58:11.000 The stars born, gentlemen.

01:58:13.000 Holy shit.

01:58:14.000 Hawaii finally gets the royal champ.

01:58:17.000 Goddamn!

01:58:17.000 Fucking Hawaii.

01:58:19.000 Holy shit, Max Holloway.

01:58:22.000 You know what, man?

01:58:24.000 Aldo, he's shaking his head because he still wanted to be able to fight, and it's a referee's call to stop the fight, and he's very upset about that he was stuck.

01:58:32.000 But, man...

01:58:33.000 It seemed legit to me.

01:58:35.000 That was a legit stoppage.

01:58:36.000 It seemed legit to me.

01:58:37.000 It seemed like he wasn't intelligently affecting himself.

01:58:40.000 Oh, you know it's legit!

01:58:41.000 Eddie and Creed!

01:58:42.000 You don't think it was legit?

01:58:42.000 It was legit.

01:58:43.000 Yes!

01:58:44.000 You think it's legit, right?

01:58:45.000 Yeah, I do.

01:58:46.000 I would imagine...

01:58:47.000 They could have stopped it a long time ago.

01:58:49.000 You have to protect the fighter from himself.

01:58:51.000 I agree with you.

01:58:51.000 I like that Big John let it go that long.

01:58:55.000 John's the best in the business.

01:58:56.000 Hey, you know what?

01:58:57.000 That was a fight that you rarely see.

01:58:59.000 He took a beating for like two minutes straight.

01:59:02.000 Yup.

01:59:03.000 Came back, man.

01:59:04.000 You got tagged.

01:59:05.000 Is that how sad that white girl is?

01:59:07.000 Damn, it's so hard, man.

01:59:09.000 She sees what he goes through, man.

01:59:11.000 What an incredible fight for Max Holloway.

01:59:12.000 Look at Max, son.

01:59:14.000 Oh, let him jump in the fucking crowd.

01:59:16.000 He wants that flag.

01:59:17.000 He wants this Hawaiian flag, man.

01:59:18.000 Yes.

01:59:19.000 No, there's this family that flew all the way from Hawaii, for God's sakes.

01:59:21.000 Where's Jason Momoa?

01:59:22.000 Where's The Rock?

01:59:22.000 What the fuck?

01:59:23.000 Yeah, Brock Riette, man.

01:59:25.000 You got a world champion, Hawaii.

01:59:28.000 Wow.

01:59:28.000 Cleveland!

01:59:29.000 We got a world champ!

01:59:31.000 Yes!

01:59:31.000 Cleveland, we got a world champ!

01:59:33.000 Stipe!

01:59:33.000 That's right.

01:59:34.000 That's one of my all-time favorite, a guy who just won the title things.

01:59:38.000 Stipe Miocic did.

01:59:39.000 What did he say about his kitchen?

01:59:42.000 He ran out onto the cage.

01:59:43.000 He couldn't believe it after he knocked out the building.

01:59:45.000 He goes, Cleveland, we got a world champ!

01:59:48.000 This last fight, he said something about his kitchen.

01:59:51.000 You like him?

01:59:52.000 What?

01:59:52.000 You like Machine Gun Kelly?

01:59:56.000 Jamie likes to say something nice or say nothing at all.

01:59:59.000 Hey listen, there's a serious movement in Cleveland.

02:00:01.000 Yeah, well listen, Cleveland is a...

02:00:03.000 I had a great fucking time.

02:00:05.000 We did a UFC in Cleveland just a little while ago, and I did a show there in Cleveland.

02:00:09.000 I had a fucking great time, man.

02:00:10.000 They're fun.

02:00:12.000 Dude.

02:00:12.000 That city's coming back to life.

02:00:15.000 Hawaii is fucking coming back to life.

02:00:17.000 What's this?

02:00:18.000 Look at this.

02:00:18.000 Bang!

02:00:19.000 Boom!

02:00:20.000 Bam!

02:00:20.000 Oh, come on, son.

02:00:21.000 Drops him with that right hand.

02:00:23.000 Nothing fancy, is it?

02:00:24.000 The one-two, the one-two.

02:00:25.000 Beautiful timing, though, man.

02:00:26.000 Beautiful timing.

02:00:27.000 Look at this.

02:00:28.000 Look at this.

02:00:28.000 Look at that.

02:00:29.000 Oh, my timing with that right hand.

02:00:31.000 It's perfection.

02:00:33.000 He's on top of him, dropping bombs on him.

02:00:35.000 There was a couple of times in the fight where it looked like Aldo went out, but his will, his will and his need to fucking get through this.

02:00:43.000 Like right there.

02:00:43.000 Bang!

02:00:44.000 Come on, man.

02:00:44.000 Do you know how hard it is to beat Jose Aldo?

02:00:47.000 He's lost once in that kind of freak fight with Conor.

02:00:49.000 Other than that.

02:00:50.000 And to beat him like this.

02:00:51.000 I mean, Max Holloway beat the shit out of him.

02:00:54.000 He beat him in a way that no one's ever beat him.

02:00:56.000 He took his best and kept going too.

02:00:58.000 And he beat him in a way that no one's ever beat him.

02:01:01.000 Connor only beat him because he caught him.

02:01:03.000 Max Holloway beat him down.

02:01:05.000 He beat him down.

02:01:07.000 He got through the gauntlet.

02:01:09.000 How big is Max Holloway going to be?

02:01:10.000 Hawaii and fighting is fucking...

02:01:12.000 Giant!

02:01:14.000 How happy is BJ Penn right now?

02:01:16.000 He's gonna own that island.

02:01:16.000 I've been singing that kid's praises for a long time.

02:01:19.000 He came into the UFC super young.

02:01:22.000 Super young, too.

02:01:24.000 Who's the guy in the background holding that belt?

02:01:26.000 Like it's his.

02:01:33.000 It is what it is.

02:01:37.000 This is fighting and people win and people lose and the the sport ultimately It depends upon these sort of fights It depends upon these all-time greats, like Aldo, facing some guy who's got the solution to what that guy presents.

02:01:53.000 And that's what Aldo did tonight.

02:01:54.000 I mean, he went out there with all of his championship medal, and he laid it all on the line, he fought his best, and his puzzle got solved by the new breed.

02:02:03.000 Let's hear what he has to say.

02:02:05.000 How crazy is this?

02:02:05.000 Conor beat both these guys.

02:02:06.000 Give us some volume.

02:02:07.000 I know.

02:02:08.000 Conor beat both these guys.

02:02:09.000 They beat him with a torn ACL. Look at this.

02:02:12.000 But a long time ago.

02:02:14.000 Still a little.

02:02:14.000 It's incredible.

02:02:16.000 Max Holloway.

02:02:26.000 Rush Holloway.

02:02:32.000 Great name.

02:02:32.000 I love it.

02:02:33.000 George Rush St. Pierre inspired?

02:02:35.000 Yes or no?

02:02:36.000 Nah, he's Hawaiian.

02:02:39.000 They're booing you now, though.

02:02:49.000 Powerful shout out to Brazil.

02:02:51.000 Always a good move.

02:02:52.000 Yeah, but they're booing them.

02:02:53.000 They're booing them.

02:02:54.000 Of course they're booing them.

02:02:55.000 They feel like the fight shouldn't have been stopped because their guy got beat.

02:02:58.000 You're smart in that, Brazil.

02:03:02.000 Slow?

02:03:04.000 Why you gotta bring up bullshit?

02:03:07.000 What if he said that?

02:03:08.000 What if he said that?

02:03:09.000 What if he said that?

02:03:12.000 What if he said that?

02:03:23.000 Where's my 50k?

02:03:25.000 You made the decision right there.

02:03:28.000 I was smart.

02:03:29.000 UFC Hawaii.

02:03:30.000 Damn.

02:03:31.000 UFC Hawaii would be the shit.

02:03:33.000 Fuck.

02:03:34.000 I don't travel overseas, but I will fucking fly to Hawaii in a heartbeat.

02:03:38.000 I will definitely be there.

02:03:40.000 Let's make it happen.

02:03:42.000 How about we do a joint show up in that motherfucker.

02:03:46.000 What?

02:03:46.000 We missed.

02:03:50.000 How about we do a joint show?

02:03:52.000 How about we do a fight companion in Hawaii?

02:03:56.000 If they do a UFC in Hawaii, we all fly out to Hawaii and do some sort of a fight companion in Hawaii.

02:04:02.000 So even if I don't work the event, let's be in Hawaii.

02:04:06.000 Let's see if we can get a fight companion booth.

02:04:09.000 Let's just cut the shit.

02:04:10.000 Okay.

02:04:12.000 This is what I'm thinking.

02:04:21.000 This is the kind of commentary I like doing.

02:04:24.000 So what we need to do is we need to treat the fight companion like an embassy.

02:04:28.000 Like we have our own special country rules.

02:04:31.000 Slide.

02:04:32.000 Just put us right in there live.

02:04:35.000 Leave us alone.

02:04:37.000 I want you to take this desk.

02:04:40.000 I want you to bring Jamie all the clutter.

02:04:41.000 Bottles of wine.

02:04:42.000 All the clutter.

02:04:43.000 And let us do commentary.

02:04:45.000 You don't have to listen.

02:04:46.000 You've got other options.

02:04:47.000 You can listen to the corners.

02:04:49.000 It's a choice.

02:04:49.000 You can listen to the corners, man.

02:04:50.000 It's a choice, man.

02:04:51.000 Spanish options, right?

02:04:52.000 The Spanish option!

02:04:54.000 You can listen to it in Brazil.

02:04:56.000 You can listen to it in Portuguese.

02:04:58.000 Then there's that green, lime green fight companion button.

02:05:01.000 I think it would be cool in a suite.

02:05:01.000 We need to sit down with Dana White and have a fucking conversation.

02:05:04.000 Wouldn't it be better if one of those group suites instead of ringside?

02:05:07.000 If we did it, that would be the best.

02:05:08.000 See, I think we should do it from like a fancy four season and watch it.

02:05:10.000 We could totally do that.

02:05:12.000 Or we could just keep doing it from here.

02:05:14.000 Or not get on a plane for five hours.

02:05:17.000 Do you imagine if they offered that in Fight Companion, if that was one of the options, like you get Fight Companion, or in Fight Pass, you get Fight Companion commentary.

02:05:28.000 You know how big the ratings would go up?

02:05:31.000 They would have already contacted you.

02:05:33.000 They don't want to do that shit.

02:05:34.000 No, they can't do it.

02:05:34.000 It's too crazy.

02:05:35.000 They decided that it's not a good idea.

02:05:37.000 Come on, man.

02:05:38.000 They decided long ago.

02:05:39.000 They're not on the fence.

02:05:41.000 Pedophiles.

02:05:42.000 They're not on the fence.

02:05:44.000 We need to keep those motherfuckers away.

02:05:47.000 There's 42,000 people watching right now.

02:05:50.000 Damn, that many?

02:05:51.000 Yeah.

02:05:52.000 Hold on.

02:05:52.000 42,000?

02:05:52.000 Is that a record?

02:05:53.000 I don't know, man.

02:05:55.000 I think the record is Alex Jones, right?

02:05:57.000 Yeah, it was like 60-something.

02:05:59.000 Jesus.

02:05:59.000 I forget people are even watching.

02:06:00.000 That's a lot at the stadium watching this right now.

02:06:02.000 Dude, how about Derek Lewis and Mark Hunt?

02:06:03.000 Look at that fight.

02:06:04.000 I should have done my hair.

02:06:05.000 Derek Brunson, Daniel Kelly.

02:06:07.000 Daniel Kelly might just be able to beat everybody.

02:06:09.000 There's something weird about that dude.

02:06:11.000 He has some weird old man thing going I can't figure out.

02:06:13.000 And the judo thing, man.

02:06:14.000 The competitor thing.

02:06:15.000 And the double knee braces.

02:06:17.000 Right?

02:06:17.000 It's crazy.

02:06:18.000 His knees are fucked up.

02:06:19.000 I asked him about it the last time I interviewed him after a fight and he said if he wasn't fighting he would get surgery.

02:06:24.000 Fuck.

02:06:24.000 He said but as long as they let him tape the fuck out of his knees.

02:06:27.000 Dude, he's like a mummy.

02:06:28.000 All judo guys, like usually judo people I know, all their knees are fuck city.

02:06:33.000 Their knees get jacked.

02:06:34.000 Goddamn Max Holloway with some long ass punches.

02:06:37.000 Look at how fast Aldo is.

02:06:38.000 Real champ, man.

02:06:38.000 Holloway with that fucking long punch, but Aldo countered him.

02:06:42.000 Oh, look at that right hand.

02:06:44.000 Dude, Aldo countered him and hit him some real good shots.

02:06:46.000 But that's it!

02:06:47.000 Right there.

02:06:48.000 That's it.

02:06:48.000 Woo!

02:06:49.000 That's how good Max is.

02:06:50.000 You know what's crazy is- Look at this timing.

02:06:51.000 Ding!

02:06:52.000 Woo!

02:06:52.000 Some people thought maybe Cub Swanson would get the next shot, but Max fucking annihilated Cub.

02:06:57.000 Yeah, well, you know what?

02:06:58.000 Here's what's important about this fight.

02:06:59.000 It's not just that Max Holloway did this, but that Max Holloway did this to Jose Aldo.

02:07:04.000 Max Holloway left no doubt in anyone's mind, this is the best 145 pound fighter on the planet Earth.

02:07:12.000 If you look at how Aldo got past Frankie Edgar, you look at how Aldo got past everybody except for Conor, and then you know that Conor's not coming down to 145 more.

02:07:21.000 That's the motherfucker right there, and he made it emphatic tonight.

02:07:24.000 Holloway Frankie.

02:07:27.000 You're welcome.

02:07:28.000 Hey, I gift you that.

02:07:30.000 What in the world?

02:07:31.000 Don't you think that Yair Rodriguez has two forks in the road, right?

02:07:36.000 There's the fork of unrealized potential.

02:07:37.000 So he comes into this fight.

02:07:39.000 He's got BJ Penn behind him, right?

02:07:42.000 He annihilates BJ Penn.

02:07:43.000 He hits BJ Penn, one of the greatest of all time, Hall of Famer, with a 360 round kick to the neck.

02:07:48.000 That just doesn't happen, right?

02:07:50.000 And then he gets murked.

02:07:53.000 Destroyed.

02:07:53.000 He's not ready for this top five.

02:07:55.000 He's not ready, but he has two paths.

02:07:57.000 Either he can learn from how Frankie was able to take him down and beat the fuck out of him, and then figure out a way to never let that happen again, or be overwhelmed by the pressure of that loss and the circumstances and the sorrow.

02:08:13.000 Depends on his mindset.

02:08:14.000 It also depends on matchups.

02:08:15.000 I like Yair versus Holloway.

02:08:17.000 That's a great That's a great fight.

02:08:18.000 Very good fight.

02:08:19.000 Because Holloway's not going to take him down, so just strike him for striker.

02:08:21.000 They're both big 45ers.

02:08:23.000 That's a great fight.

02:08:24.000 I guarantee you...

02:08:25.000 It'd be damn near even money, I bet.

02:08:28.000 Yeah, but I guarantee you're going to see Max Holloway taking people down, too.

02:08:31.000 I think that dude is smart as fuck.

02:08:33.000 He ain't taking Frankie down.

02:08:35.000 He's not going to take Frankie down.

02:08:37.000 You're right.

02:08:37.000 But there's no really grapplers left.

02:08:38.000 He's an extra foot reach advantage.

02:08:40.000 But Joe, there's really a lot of grapplers left besides Frankie.

02:08:43.000 You're right.

02:08:44.000 You're right.

02:08:44.000 Frankie's the big threat.

02:08:45.000 If you're a guy who can't stop a takedown, the number one threat is Frankie.

02:08:49.000 And why give him to Yair?

02:08:52.000 Why would you give him the one guy who could grab his ass off?

02:08:55.000 I think Yair wanted it.

02:08:55.000 Yeah, but the UFC's still got to protect him.

02:08:57.000 That's you eating your own young.

02:08:57.000 You're eating your young.

02:08:58.000 You say that, but then...

02:08:59.000 You believe in protecting fighters?

02:09:00.000 You believe in protecting fighters?

02:09:02.000 You get a guy like Jon Jones.

02:09:03.000 Jon Jones, youngest ever, does a flying knee in his opening move against Shogun.

02:09:08.000 Look what he did before that.

02:09:10.000 But that's what makes those guys...

02:09:11.000 That's a hard case, though, because...

02:09:13.000 Couple good fights.

02:09:13.000 It's a hard case because you don't give him to a grappler like Frankie knowing that the guy cannot stop that takeout.

02:09:19.000 Give him time to develop and give him the other guys who are very exciting strikers.

02:09:23.000 He's a star in quality.

02:09:26.000 John, before he won the title, had some very good fights.

02:09:28.000 Big time.

02:09:29.000 But his real good fights were after he got the title.

02:09:31.000 For sure, but he destroyed Brandon Vera, Matashenko.

02:09:34.000 Gustavo Gontez.

02:09:35.000 Yeah.

02:09:35.000 Cradled Ryan Barrett.

02:09:37.000 The Dantes fight, the Stefan Bonner fight was one of the most interesting ones.

02:09:41.000 Because he showed how creative he was.

02:09:43.000 When he picked up the single leg spinning elbow.

02:09:45.000 Yeah, he showed how creative he is, and he showed how fluid his movement is, and he just showed that he was on another level.

02:09:50.000 But like, Yair really never got that, but also Yair, like, he had a split decision win over Bruce Leroy.

02:09:55.000 Right.

02:09:56.000 Very good point.

02:09:57.000 And then they're like, oh, here's Frankie Edgar.

02:09:59.000 It's like, God, damn.

02:10:00.000 Yeah, it's a very good point.

02:10:01.000 Because I feel like he felt so good after the BJ Penn fight, he felt like he had arrived.

02:10:06.000 And he's like, that Alex Caceres fight is out the window.

02:10:08.000 I'm fucking past that now.

02:10:10.000 And he might have been.

02:10:11.000 But he wasn't...

02:10:12.000 There's just...

02:10:13.000 There's levels.

02:10:14.000 There's levels.

02:10:14.000 You know how it is, man.

02:10:16.000 As Kendrick says, there's levels to this.

02:10:17.000 Everybody that knows anybody in any kind of martial art, whether it's boxing or wrestling or jujitsu, there's always people who overestimate their proficiency.

02:10:28.000 It's pronounced shushitsu.

02:10:30.000 I'm going to get some more Italian wine.

02:10:32.000 Make sure it's fruity.

02:10:33.000 Quit that earthy shit.

02:10:34.000 This is your fruity?

02:10:35.000 That's your California?

02:10:36.000 I stay fruity.

02:10:37.000 The boys and I, we're hanging in Italy.

02:10:39.000 I'm fucking super impressed with Max Holloway, man.

02:10:41.000 Super impressed.

02:10:42.000 Wow, me too, man.

02:10:42.000 Him versus Frankie, that's coming next.

02:10:44.000 Isn't he only 25?

02:10:46.000 How old is Max Holloway now?

02:10:48.000 I want to say he got into the UFC when he was either 20 or 21. Why not do UFC in Hawaii though?

02:10:52.000 Because Hawaii and UFC go together like fucking peanut butter and jelly, man.

02:10:56.000 They fucking love fighting because BJ. BJ started that, man.

02:11:00.000 Dude, listen.

02:11:00.000 I got a legit champ.

02:11:01.000 Yeah, and a legit champ that just beat arguably one of the greatest.

02:11:05.000 Look, I got to say Conor's the greatest 145-pounder of all time because he knocked out Aldo, who is clearly the greatest.

02:11:11.000 13 seconds, yeah.

02:11:11.000 But in terms of who's got more victories, of course it's Aldo.

02:11:15.000 Body of work would be Aldo.

02:11:17.000 But the problem is, the ultimate question is, we're not doing MMA math here.

02:11:23.000 You're having two guys actually fight each other.

02:11:25.000 So if you said, like, who's the greatest of all time?

02:11:27.000 Well, it would have to be Aldo because he beat all these guys.

02:11:29.000 No, no, no, no, no.

02:11:30.000 Because the two of them fought and Conor murked them.

02:11:32.000 Correct.

02:11:33.000 So you've got to give it to him.

02:11:34.000 Otherwise, there's no other metric.

02:11:35.000 There's no other metric other than a knockout.

02:11:37.000 What happened when they went head-to-head?

02:11:39.000 It's the most important body of work when they fought head-to-head.

02:11:41.000 You can't be penalized for beating someone easily.

02:11:45.000 I mean, like, you beat them too easily, so it doesn't count.

02:11:47.000 Oh, you got to really beat them down.

02:11:49.000 But this is what validates Conner's thing.

02:11:51.000 In the locker room, they show him do the exact combo.

02:11:54.000 It wasn't like a freak, like, oh my god.

02:11:56.000 They show him, step back, throw the exact combo, and go, this is what's going to happen.

02:12:01.000 Yep, yeah.

02:12:02.000 And they also showed him do that front leg side kick to the leg.

02:12:05.000 It's nuts!

02:12:06.000 He created the distance, he was hopping in and out, and he wanted to slide back and counter with that left hand, and he hit it perfect.

02:12:12.000 He called it.

02:12:12.000 He's the best ever.

02:12:13.000 You have to say he's the best ever, even if he never fights featherweight again.

02:12:16.000 Why?

02:12:17.000 Because he KO'd the best ever.

02:12:19.000 The reality is Aldo's the best ever.

02:12:22.000 But Conor KO'd him.

02:12:23.000 You couldn't say without the Aldo fight that Conor was the best ever.

02:12:27.000 Because you look at all the different people that both of them fought, you're like, wow, it's really close.

02:12:30.000 It's really interesting.

02:12:31.000 But Aldo has more fights.

02:12:33.000 But then once they actually fight, that's it.

02:12:36.000 That's all that matters.

02:12:37.000 That's not MMA math.

02:12:38.000 It's not MMA math.

02:12:39.000 You're right.

02:12:39.000 It's a competition.

02:12:40.000 They fought.

02:12:41.000 It is.

02:12:43.000 It's black and white.

02:12:44.000 And people will fight against it.

02:12:45.000 No, because Aldo was the champion for so many years.

02:12:47.000 You're 100% right.

02:12:48.000 His body of work is much more impressive.

02:12:50.000 And there's always going to be an asterisk next to Conor because, you know, there was just this one time he fought for the title at 145, KO'd Aldo.

02:12:58.000 I was like, y'all be cool.

02:13:02.000 Y'all be cool.

02:13:03.000 I'm out of here.

02:13:04.000 And Yara says the belt, come get some.

02:13:07.000 It's really clear.

02:13:09.000 It's really clear.

02:13:10.000 They're tied for the best ever.

02:13:13.000 And then what's the tiebreaker?

02:13:14.000 Oh, their fight.

02:13:15.000 They fought.

02:13:15.000 What happened in the fight?

02:13:17.000 You decide.

02:13:18.000 Now what?

02:13:20.000 But, you know what's interesting, Eddie?

02:13:21.000 It's really simple.

02:13:22.000 But sometimes, like, you look at top tens.

02:13:24.000 You look at a guy who's number six, and then the guy who's number eight knocked him out in the last fight.

02:13:29.000 You're like, what in the fuck is going on?

02:13:30.000 They go off a body of work.

02:13:31.000 That's crazy.

02:13:32.000 I know.

02:13:32.000 And then people also say, like, oh, that was an upset.

02:13:35.000 He got lucky.

02:13:35.000 Like, says who?

02:13:36.000 When a guy punches you in the face and wanted to punch you in the face and then punched you in the face, where's the luck?

02:13:42.000 What are you doing?

02:13:43.000 Are you rolling dice?

02:13:43.000 He caught him.

02:13:43.000 He caught him with the left hand that he hits.

02:13:46.000 The fact that he wanted to punch him with.

02:13:46.000 To be in the argument of the best ever, like for Aldo to be in the argument and for McGregor and for anybody.

02:13:53.000 John Jones, like just to be in the goddamn argument.

02:13:57.000 Who's the best ever?

02:13:58.000 Is it Fedor or is it Anderson?

02:14:01.000 Who is it?

02:14:02.000 Those are the two arguments.

02:14:04.000 I've always been in the Anderson camp too.

02:14:06.000 You don't think John Jones is in there?

02:14:07.000 No, not yet.

02:14:08.000 I think he still could be.

02:14:09.000 Because of his body of work.

02:14:10.000 You're right.

02:14:10.000 But there's so many problems with that.

02:14:13.000 So many problems with that.

02:14:14.000 Off the field problems.

02:14:15.000 There's the OSP problem, you know, where he had a good fight, I think.

02:14:19.000 I think he performed well against a really dangerous, slick guy.

02:14:22.000 But he didn't put on a show.

02:14:23.000 Okay, then Anderson Silva has the Damian Maia fight, the Thales Lades fight, those horrible fights.

02:14:29.000 Fedor had some boring-ass fights, too.

02:14:31.000 But Anderson had those earlier, and then he started dominating people.

02:14:34.000 And when you look at some of the crazy Anderson fights, like the Forrest Griffin KO, when you look at Anderson, like, motivated Anderson, when he's, like, in shape, and the James Irvin when he went up to 205. James Ervin.

02:14:45.000 I know, it's true, but when you see him as an assassin against Vitor Belfort, Vitor, who is super dangerous.

02:14:51.000 Who is super dangerous.

02:14:52.000 Vitor, TRT Vitor.

02:14:53.000 But go through John Shogun.

02:14:56.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:14:57.000 That's not true.

02:14:58.000 He wasn't TRT Vitor back then.

02:14:59.000 No, Vitor wasn't on TRT and became on TRT after he fought Anderson.

02:15:04.000 He looked different.

02:15:05.000 When he fought Anderson, he was like, he didn't look nearly as Jack.

02:15:07.000 John beat Vitor Belfort.

02:15:08.000 John beat TRT Vitor.

02:15:09.000 What was Vitor, was Vitor when he was 19, is that still considered TRT Vitor?

02:15:16.000 No, no, no.

02:15:16.000 No, that's Roided Vitor.

02:15:18.000 Yes.

02:15:18.000 He said that.

02:15:19.000 That's Winstroll Vitor.

02:15:21.000 Yeah, he was 240. That's everything.

02:15:23.000 He's 240 with a size 9 shoe.

02:15:25.000 Size 9 shoe.

02:15:27.000 Eddie and I met his trainer way, way back in the day.

02:15:30.000 We used to call him garden hoses.

02:15:31.000 Dude, I remember him.

02:15:32.000 I remember him.

02:15:33.000 What happened to that guy?

02:15:34.000 He died from steroids.

02:15:35.000 At 35 years old.

02:15:36.000 Joe and I were looking at him.

02:15:37.000 Pop like a grape.

02:15:39.000 Joe and I were looking at him at the airport.

02:15:40.000 Of course, but of course.

02:15:42.000 He's eating out of a can of tuna at the airport.

02:15:43.000 And he and I were watching him, and Joe goes like this.

02:15:45.000 Joe's looking at him, and Joe goes, He is the color of a plum.

02:15:51.000 He died.

02:15:52.000 He's crazy, dude.

02:15:53.000 You've never seen anybody that color.

02:15:54.000 He was the color of a plum.

02:15:54.000 He was just a totally different color than a human's supposed to be.

02:15:58.000 He was like in everyone's corner.

02:16:00.000 Anderson Silva's with a fanny pack and just the color purple.

02:16:02.000 Eddie and I called him garden hoses because we worked out with him once.

02:16:04.000 And the dude had garden hoses for veins.

02:16:07.000 I think that was his nickname.

02:16:09.000 Everybody called him.

02:16:10.000 Yeah, I think that was his nickname.

02:16:11.000 I think we might have invented it.

02:16:13.000 Either you and I invented it.

02:16:14.000 Shockingly.

02:16:15.000 But yeah, he died.

02:16:18.000 Too much gear.

02:16:19.000 This is when Vitor was in the Randy Couture fight.

02:16:22.000 So this was those days when Vitor looked like a lion.

02:16:24.000 He looked like a male human lion.

02:16:27.000 Like his neck started right about here and just came straight down and he was just super jacked.

02:16:34.000 When he fought Randy, he was like 240. He's fighting 185 now.

02:16:39.000 And a tough 85. Just stop and think of that.

02:16:43.000 That is insane.

02:16:44.000 I mean, that's insane.

02:16:47.000 That's not TRT, Vitor.

02:16:50.000 You remember the other fist fight?

02:16:52.000 Rockhold is TRT, Vitor.

02:16:54.000 Do you remember there was another fist fight in the stands?

02:16:56.000 Here's a trivia question for Joe Rogan.

02:16:58.000 There was a fist fight in the stands after Vitor lost to Randy Couture.

02:17:02.000 Do you remember who it was between?

02:17:06.000 Was that the one between Tank Abbott?

02:17:08.000 Nope.

02:17:09.000 No?

02:17:09.000 Who was it?

02:17:10.000 Nope.

02:17:11.000 Tank Abbott was always getting...

02:17:12.000 It was a fist fight between Vitor's mom and his girlfriend.

02:17:18.000 Who's that dude?

02:17:19.000 Is that Curtis?

02:17:20.000 Yeah.

02:17:20.000 Yeah, there he is.

02:17:21.000 That's Mr. Hoes?

02:17:22.000 No.

02:17:23.000 Oh, is that him?

02:17:24.000 That's the dude.

02:17:24.000 He was 35. Look at that vein across his shoulder.

02:17:28.000 Go big on his images.

02:17:32.000 They're not all him.

02:17:32.000 But that's him.

02:17:33.000 Just go big.

02:17:34.000 Make it big.

02:17:35.000 Close it.

02:17:35.000 Sorry.

02:17:36.000 Look at the size of his fucking veins.

02:17:38.000 Dude, we'd be at the gym with him and be like, how come we don't look like that?

02:17:43.000 That doesn't even look like a human.

02:17:45.000 That dude was so jacked.

02:17:47.000 Do you see what's going on in his biceps?

02:17:49.000 Everything.

02:17:49.000 You see right there, right where his elbow is?

02:17:51.000 Like, what is that?

02:17:52.000 It's like a...

02:17:53.000 It's like a steroid factory.

02:17:56.000 He took some stuff.

02:17:57.000 My fucking bicep is right bicep.

02:17:59.000 Do you think he died of the steroids?

02:18:00.000 Because they always say no one's died from steroids.

02:18:01.000 No, your heart, it can fuck with your lipid levels and everything.

02:18:05.000 If you do it that much, God knows what he was taking.

02:18:07.000 That motherfucker's on cow blood.

02:18:08.000 Yeah, he was taking crazy shit.

02:18:10.000 People take a lot of crazy stuff.

02:18:11.000 They also take insulin.

02:18:12.000 And apparently that's really dangerous.

02:18:14.000 That'll get you.

02:18:15.000 There's a lot of different stuff that they take.

02:18:17.000 Yeah, he took a lot of stuff.

02:18:18.000 But all of it is effective if you want to get to that fucking giant size.

02:18:23.000 You know what I'm trying to get on, man?

02:18:24.000 I got to contact him.

02:18:25.000 We've been going back and forth.

02:18:26.000 It's Dorian Yates.

02:18:27.000 Ooh, that'd be fun.

02:18:29.000 Fuck yeah, man.

02:18:30.000 I think he's going to be here in July or something.

02:18:32.000 Does he talk openly about everything?

02:18:34.000 Yeah, he tells us dosages, says what he was doing.

02:18:37.000 What?

02:18:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:18:38.000 Is he talking about still doing it now?

02:18:40.000 Well, he's on TRT now.

02:18:41.000 He talks about that.

02:18:42.000 Because we had Phil Heath on, who's Mr. Olympia, seven-time Mr. Olympia.

02:18:45.000 And you can't bring up steroids?

02:18:48.000 No, we don't, huh, B? Come on, son.

02:18:50.000 Dorian Yates brings it up himself.

02:18:52.000 He wants to talk about it.

02:18:54.000 He's like, this is crazy.

02:18:55.000 Everybody should know what we're doing.

02:18:56.000 And Arnold, to his credit, Arnold says the same thing.

02:18:59.000 Arnold tells everybody about it, too.

02:19:00.000 Yeah, they were all, I mean, obviously.

02:19:01.000 There's no other way to achieve those sizes.

02:19:04.000 Dude!

02:19:06.000 Arnold!

02:19:07.000 Terminator's on gear.

02:19:08.000 Dude, there's no way to achieve those sizes if you're not taking something.

02:19:12.000 He's kind of still doing something.

02:19:14.000 Hell yeah!

02:19:16.000 Arnold!

02:19:16.000 Remember when he saw those pictures of him on the beach?

02:19:19.000 No, no, no.

02:19:20.000 He's fixed it.

02:19:22.000 Oh, he fixed it.

02:19:22.000 Now he's in shape now.

02:19:24.000 Damn, he's gonna do Terminator.

02:19:26.000 You guys know he had heart surgery.

02:19:29.000 Yes.

02:19:30.000 That's when he looked disgusting on the beach.

02:19:32.000 That's what was going on.

02:19:33.000 I mean, he had to lay low, let his body recover.

02:19:35.000 Did you ever see the picture of him in the hospital?

02:19:39.000 If you don't work out.

02:19:41.000 But he's bulked back up.

02:19:42.000 Let's see what it looks like.

02:19:43.000 That can't be him now.

02:19:44.000 That can't be him now.

02:19:46.000 Oh, he's Jack now.

02:19:46.000 Oh my god!

02:19:49.000 Holy shitballs!

02:19:50.000 Dude, that can't be real.

02:19:52.000 No, he's getting help.

02:19:53.000 Is that real?

02:19:54.000 Yeah, it's him.

02:19:55.000 No, he's jacked.

02:19:56.000 Oh my god.

02:19:57.000 Him and Franco Columbo, that's real.

02:19:58.000 Holy shit, he's back.

02:19:59.000 Look at him.

02:20:00.000 That's his son right there, right?

02:20:01.000 Well, you know what he's doing?

02:20:02.000 It's not the Mexican son.

02:20:04.000 Yeah, it is.

02:20:05.000 No, this is a recent picture, you think?

02:20:06.000 You think this is recent?

02:20:08.000 That's at Gold's Gym, son.

02:20:10.000 What he's been saying is that he's been working out with Franco Columbo, and him and Franco Columbo travel around together, and they work out together.

02:20:18.000 Dr. Franco Columbo, sir.

02:20:20.000 Those dudes were the shit back in the day, and both of them are at it again.

02:20:24.000 Well, both of them were on fucking the movie.

02:20:27.000 Is there a picture of them together?

02:20:28.000 Yes, there's a bunch of pictures of them.

02:20:30.000 He could blow up.

02:20:31.000 He could personally blow up.

02:20:33.000 Franco Columbus would do two things.

02:20:35.000 One is he could do dips.

02:20:36.000 Oh shit, that's from that movie, right?

02:20:38.000 Pumpin' Iron.

02:20:39.000 Yeah, that's them in Pumpin' Iron, and then that was the other picture.

02:20:42.000 Look at those arms, dude.

02:20:43.000 Look at his stomach.

02:20:44.000 He used to do dips with two girls hanging off his legs, and he can blow up one of those old-fashioned water bladders.

02:20:54.000 You know those ones you fill up?

02:20:55.000 Hot water bag.

02:20:56.000 Yeah, he can fill up, just blow into it.

02:20:58.000 Did they get the boys back together?

02:20:59.000 No, no, no.

02:20:59.000 Do you know what we're going through on the weekends?

02:21:02.000 Franco Colombo could make it explode.

02:21:04.000 Goddamn!

02:21:05.000 He didn't blow it up.

02:21:06.000 He blew it up and made it pop.

02:21:08.000 Crazy!

02:21:08.000 He did it in like 30 seconds.

02:21:10.000 That's how strong he was.

02:21:11.000 Just with his power, his lung power, he was one of the most powerful bodybuilders, and he was one of the smallest.

02:21:17.000 He wasn't a big guy.

02:21:18.000 My dick just got fucked.

02:21:25.000 I'm not even gay.

02:21:28.000 If I was ever going to jerk off on a guy, most of the time I'm not thinking about it.

02:21:34.000 You're saying Franco and Arnold, they go to a gym and they lift and people watch him?

02:21:38.000 They just go to the gym together, man.

02:21:40.000 Oh, that's cool.

02:21:40.000 Like if you and me went to the gym together.

02:21:42.000 They go to the gym together.

02:21:43.000 Oh, that's cool.

02:21:43.000 Old guys.

02:21:44.000 Two old guys.

02:21:44.000 Just fucking went at it.

02:21:45.000 Like if me and Callan went to the gym together.

02:21:47.000 That's right.

02:21:48.000 We're getting old, buddy.

02:21:49.000 Well, but Franco doesn't look like he's on anything.

02:21:51.000 We're on the way to those people.

02:21:52.000 Yes, we are.

02:21:53.000 Franco's not on any testosterone, though.

02:21:55.000 He looks like your dad.

02:21:55.000 What the fuck?

02:21:56.000 What are you talking about?

02:21:57.000 You think he's hanging out with Arnold and he's like, okay, how many milligrams?

02:22:01.000 Dude, bring up a picture of Franco right now.

02:22:03.000 I got a question for you.

02:22:04.000 You got a gun to your head.

02:22:05.000 Yeah, hold on.

02:22:06.000 We got two different conversations going on.

02:22:07.000 Go ahead.

02:22:08.000 I'm sorry.

02:22:09.000 You got a gun to your head.

02:22:09.000 You got a gun to your head and you got to jerk off on any man's face on the planet.

02:22:15.000 Who would it be?

02:22:16.000 Donald Trump?

02:22:18.000 No.

02:22:19.000 Hold on.

02:22:20.000 That would feel so...

02:22:21.000 Look at me right now.

02:22:22.000 As long as...

02:22:25.000 As long as...

02:22:26.000 You had to look at their...

02:22:27.000 You had to connect eyes.

02:22:29.000 Your eyes had to be locked.

02:22:30.000 So it wouldn't necessarily be my favorite American.

02:22:34.000 Would it be Hector Lombard?

02:22:36.000 He's not American, but thank you for the question.

02:22:38.000 Don't say that.

02:22:38.000 Listen to me.

02:22:38.000 Look at me.

02:22:39.000 No.

02:22:39.000 Say no.

02:22:40.000 Hold on.

02:22:40.000 Absolutely not.

02:22:41.000 Nothing but respect for Heather.

02:22:43.000 Hector.

02:22:45.000 I love Hector Lombard.

02:22:46.000 I would never.

02:22:47.000 He's too much of a man.

02:22:48.000 Well, no.

02:22:48.000 I say him because he finds him attractive.

02:22:49.000 Who are you going to pick?

02:22:50.000 Don't even bring it up.

02:22:51.000 No, no, no.

02:22:51.000 Come to your head.

02:22:52.000 You don't want to.

02:22:53.000 No, no, no.

02:22:53.000 Don't do it.

02:22:54.000 I would never splooge on a guy that I respect to the level I respect for a lot of fighters.

02:23:00.000 Jude Law.

02:23:00.000 Okay.

02:23:00.000 Jude Law.

02:23:01.000 As long as he ever do.

02:23:02.000 Nope.

02:23:03.000 Let's make great movies.

02:23:05.000 I like Jude Law.

02:23:06.000 I like Jude Law.

02:23:07.000 I like Jude Law.

02:23:09.000 I know where you went with that.

02:23:10.000 He's a talented guy.

02:23:12.000 Now hold on.

02:23:12.000 Johnny Depp.

02:23:14.000 You want to bust on Johnny Depp?

02:23:15.000 He hit it.

02:23:16.000 He hit it.

02:23:17.000 Johnny Depp.

02:23:17.000 Hold on, motherfucker.

02:23:19.000 He's got to hold his hair up with one hand and look at me in the eye.

02:23:23.000 And I have to go like this.

02:23:24.000 I got to go, hey, listen, man.

02:23:26.000 You fucking...

02:23:26.000 I spent $100 for every $100 on my movie.

02:23:30.000 You give me $2 back.

02:23:31.000 I want my money back!

02:23:34.000 We gotta go back to him and the movie with Tom Cruise.

02:23:38.000 What was the 50s movie?

02:23:40.000 What was it called?

02:23:41.000 Outsiders.

02:23:42.000 Outsiders.

02:23:42.000 You gotta go back to him and the Outsiders.

02:23:44.000 I don't want to get too crazy.

02:23:46.000 I'm 50. 21 Jump Street.

02:23:47.000 No, you can't get me a hate jerk.

02:23:49.000 It's not a hate jerk, but listen, because I'm 50, I'm not shooting heavy.

02:24:02.000 If you came on his face and you caught those teeth, you'd feel bad.

02:24:06.000 Oh, I sure would.

02:24:07.000 Right?

02:24:08.000 The snaggle teeth.

02:24:08.000 Look at him.

02:24:09.000 Oh, no.

02:24:10.000 Is that real?

02:24:14.000 That's what he has to look like.

02:24:15.000 Photoshopped teeth.

02:24:15.000 No, Brian used to have terrible teeth.

02:24:17.000 Damn it.

02:24:18.000 Oh my god.

02:24:19.000 Oh my god.

02:24:20.000 No wonder he's a scientist.

02:24:23.000 I think they actually added a fake tooth.

02:24:25.000 Well, that's him after braces.

02:24:26.000 He had braces when he was like 40. That'd be braces and veneers.

02:24:29.000 Yeah, because his teeth were yellow.

02:24:31.000 His teeth were also off to one side.

02:24:34.000 I want to know the story of how he got in.

02:24:38.000 Is there a video out there about that?

02:24:40.000 Scientology?

02:24:41.000 How did he get in?

02:24:44.000 Like what happened?

02:24:44.000 That's a good question.

02:24:45.000 I think somebody recruited him from a movie.

02:24:47.000 He was good though.

02:24:48.000 He was already in movies?

02:24:49.000 He was in TAPS. Oh my god.

02:24:52.000 I want to know how that happened.

02:24:54.000 I want to know the guy who made that happen.

02:24:56.000 That Leo Renny?

02:24:58.000 Who got him in?

02:24:59.000 She's going relentless on Scientology.

02:25:01.000 There's like season four.

02:25:03.000 I got it.

02:25:04.000 Leah Remini, she did my podcast.

02:25:06.000 I know.

02:25:06.000 She talked about it.

02:25:07.000 You know, when I first met her, she was deep in it.

02:25:09.000 She was with Kevin James.

02:25:10.000 She was on King of Queens.

02:25:11.000 And that's when I first met her.

02:25:12.000 And he was like, she's a Scientologist.

02:25:14.000 I was like, whoa.

02:25:16.000 She's really nice.

02:25:17.000 She's very cool.

02:25:18.000 She's a cutie, too.

02:25:19.000 A mind-control experiment.

02:25:21.000 That's all that is.

02:25:22.000 Well, somebody figured out how to control people a long time ago.

02:25:24.000 Until the internet came out.

02:25:25.000 It's called, come up with a set of rules and say that this is like, someone's looking out for this set of rules.

02:25:29.000 Whether it's God, or it's Buddha, or it's Odin.

02:25:33.000 Creative mythology.

02:25:34.000 All you do is do that, and people follow it.

02:25:36.000 It's weird.

02:25:37.000 The crazy thing is the stuff that...

02:25:38.000 It's nothing but reports of...

02:25:43.000 Child abuse.

02:25:45.000 There's a lot of child abuse in cults.

02:25:47.000 It's horrible.

02:25:48.000 It's one of the big problems with cults.

02:25:50.000 Joey Diaz, his ex-girlfriends, was in a cult when she was a kid.

02:25:53.000 She said that the guy who was the head of the cult molested everybody.

02:25:57.000 Yeah, of course.

02:25:57.000 Molested all the girls.

02:25:59.000 He wanted to fuck girls.

02:26:01.000 He just fucks all the girls.

02:26:03.000 Most of these cults, that's what happens.

02:26:06.000 Polygamy.

02:26:07.000 That's not the crazy thing.

02:26:08.000 David Koresh.

02:26:09.000 That's not the crazy thing.

02:26:10.000 David Koresh, they shut that motherfucker shit down.

02:26:13.000 We're allowing this to happen.

02:26:15.000 It's like we want it to happen.

02:26:16.000 It's like it's a CIA MKUltra experiment.

02:26:19.000 Wait, what do you mean?

02:26:21.000 When he got to that point in the show, ladies and gentlemen, well, I realized, oh my God, look at the time.

02:26:30.000 Eddie.

02:26:31.000 Hey, give him a little more wine.

02:26:33.000 Let me feed the beast.

02:26:35.000 Let me feed the beast.

02:26:36.000 I love him.

02:26:37.000 I don't know anything.

02:26:38.000 I don't know shit.

02:26:39.000 I don't know anything.

02:26:41.000 How are they letting this happen?

02:26:43.000 When you look into it...

02:26:45.000 You gotta look into it.

02:26:46.000 Look into it.

02:26:47.000 I've been looking into it.

02:26:48.000 Hey, think about this.

02:26:49.000 Think about how crazy that religion is.

02:26:52.000 Yeah.

02:26:52.000 Think about that.

02:26:53.000 Which one?

02:26:53.000 And then think about how it's allowed to survive and thrive.

02:26:57.000 You're saying like Scientology?

02:26:58.000 Scientology?

02:26:59.000 Even better.

02:26:59.000 I'll do you one better.

02:27:00.000 Scientology doesn't have to pay taxes.

02:27:02.000 They figured out a way.

02:27:03.000 Hold on, I'll tell you.

02:27:06.000 I'll tell you the actual fact.

02:27:07.000 I'll tell you the actual fact.

02:27:09.000 They organized a massive lawsuit campaign against the IRS. And they said that if you can say that all these different religions, whether it's Catholicism or Mormonism, Mormonism has very questionable backgrounds.

02:27:22.000 Mormonism was started by Joseph Smith, who was a known con man.

02:27:25.000 I mean, Mormonism is...

02:27:27.000 Yeah, there's like...

02:27:28.000 He found it when he was 14. He said he found golden tablets that contained the lost work of Jesus, and only he could read them because he had a magic seer stone.

02:27:37.000 Like, when you look at the actual, you're talking about a guy who we know the guy, right?

02:27:41.000 So, Scientology was like, well, so fucking what?

02:27:43.000 If you can take that, if you take Mormonism, like, why can't we get tax-exempt status?

02:27:48.000 And they said, no, fuck you, you're not a real religion.

02:27:50.000 And they're like, bullshit!

02:27:51.000 If anything is a religion, We're a religion.

02:27:54.000 And in that sense, I support them.

02:27:55.000 I think all religions should have to pay taxes.

02:27:58.000 But I think that if anybody gets a free ride, Scientology should get a free ride, too.

02:28:02.000 If you're going to have this goofy loophole in, then they qualify just as much as the Mormons or Catholics.

02:28:08.000 So that's what happened, Eddie.

02:28:10.000 It was massive lawsuits.

02:28:11.000 And this is all, you could find it.

02:28:13.000 I saw the HBO documentary.

02:28:15.000 They filed a shitload of lawsuits, and the IRS was fucked.

02:28:19.000 You're talking about Going Clear, the doc?

02:28:20.000 It's amazing.

02:28:22.000 It's a great book.

02:28:23.000 The book's even better.

02:28:24.000 Because it goes into the history.

02:28:27.000 It's being allowed to happen.

02:28:28.000 Everything's allowed to happen.

02:28:29.000 The thing is, no one can pay attention to everything.

02:28:31.000 Everything is allowed to happen all the time.

02:28:33.000 And then once we find out that something's happening, it's like, okay, now what?

02:28:36.000 You can't shut down a religion.

02:28:39.000 Well, you can't shut down anybody's freedom of speech.

02:28:42.000 If you have an ideology, your freedom of expression, your ability to gather and talk...

02:28:46.000 Which is good.

02:28:47.000 I don't know shit.

02:28:49.000 All I know is if I had a country to run, I would start...

02:28:53.000 If I was running a country, I would start cults and have mind control experiments.

02:28:58.000 I would too, but I wouldn't have time in between negotiating oil deals and trying to figure out whether or not we should stay...

02:29:03.000 I would make time.

02:29:04.000 I would make time.

02:29:06.000 Paris climate control.

02:29:08.000 I know what you're saying.

02:29:09.000 In a way, you're right.

02:29:11.000 In my world.

02:29:12.000 In a way, you're right.

02:29:12.000 But no one has the time to do everything.

02:29:14.000 There's not enough time.

02:29:15.000 To micromanage the entire world.

02:29:17.000 They're too busy.

02:29:18.000 That's right.

02:29:19.000 It's just there's only so much shit.

02:29:22.000 You can let people take care of themselves.

02:29:23.000 People got lives.

02:29:25.000 I get it.

02:29:25.000 You can let people take care of themselves.

02:29:27.000 Illuminati got keys.

02:29:30.000 They got keys.

02:29:33.000 I get it.

02:29:34.000 It's not enough time for mind control experiments.

02:29:38.000 There's too much shit going on.

02:29:39.000 Well, they definitely have done some mind control experiments, too.

02:29:43.000 That's what also part of the problem is.

02:29:44.000 If I ran a country, I'm saying if I ran a country in this other dimension...

02:29:47.000 I have a question, Brady.

02:29:48.000 If I ran a country the way a comic book guy writes comic books...

02:29:52.000 I would definitely do that.

02:29:53.000 Are you kidding?

02:29:55.000 This is what we're going to do.

02:29:57.000 You're going to start a religion.

02:29:59.000 You're going to start a religion.

02:30:00.000 You're going to start a religion.

02:30:02.000 And you're going to bullshit them this way.

02:30:03.000 And we're going to just watch them.

02:30:04.000 Who's this mastermind?

02:30:06.000 I want to know from you.

02:30:07.000 And you better tell me.

02:30:08.000 My country would survive only 500 years.

02:30:10.000 You know it.

02:30:11.000 You know it.

02:30:12.000 I have a question.

02:30:13.000 You better tell me this because I know you know the fucking answer, bro.

02:30:15.000 As a dictator?

02:30:16.000 Brother, I want you to answer.

02:30:18.000 I think you got your finger on the nose.

02:30:20.000 I want to know right now on this podcast, who is running this country?

02:30:25.000 I have no idea.

02:30:27.000 Come on, bro.

02:30:27.000 I don't know.

02:30:28.000 Give me a little idea because I know you've got a fucking idea.

02:30:30.000 I don't know.

02:30:31.000 Bro, you're playing dumb right now.

02:30:33.000 I'm going to guess.

02:30:34.000 I'm going to guess.

02:30:35.000 Go ahead.

02:30:35.000 Satan.

02:30:35.000 Based on nothing but circumstantial evidence.

02:30:38.000 Satan.

02:30:39.000 Oprah.

02:30:40.000 I'm going to guess.

02:30:41.000 Hold on.

02:30:43.000 The people that control the banks.

02:30:45.000 I don't know.

02:30:46.000 Who would they be?

02:30:47.000 Rothschilds?

02:30:48.000 I don't know.

02:30:49.000 That's what I hear.

02:30:49.000 I could be wrong.

02:30:51.000 Rothschilds could be a complete fabrication.

02:30:53.000 We looked up on the internet the other day, and the Rothschilds, the family, here's what's hilarious.

02:30:58.000 It's $1 billion to like $70 trillion.

02:31:03.000 700 trillion.

02:31:04.000 700 billion or trillion?

02:31:06.000 700 billion.

02:31:07.000 What's this number?

02:31:07.000 What is it?

02:31:08.000 The amount of money they own, it's either 1 billion or...

02:31:11.000 Are they real?

02:31:11.000 The Rothschilds real?

02:31:12.000 Oh, 100%.

02:31:12.000 That's real.

02:31:13.000 Oh, 100%.

02:31:14.000 There's a family that owns all the banks.

02:31:15.000 No, there is a family that has a considerable amount of money they pass down from generation to generation, and these younger generations have figured out how to not fucking...

02:31:25.000 How much is it, Joe?

02:31:27.000 Is that real?

02:31:28.000 How much is it?

02:31:28.000 We don't know.

02:31:29.000 I don't know if it is.

02:31:30.000 That's what they say, but they could be lying.

02:31:31.000 They say between $1 billion and $700 billion.

02:31:34.000 Snopes says $500 trillion.

02:31:35.000 But do they even exist?

02:31:36.000 Do the Rothschilds even exist?

02:31:38.000 That could be a conspiracy.

02:31:39.000 Can I say one thing?

02:31:41.000 The Rothschilds are a hoax.

02:31:42.000 One thing about the Rothschilds, when you talk about the Rothschilds and these different big families, there's one thing in common.

02:31:48.000 It's a hoax.

02:31:49.000 Nope, follow me on this.

02:31:50.000 They're white.

02:31:50.000 Nope, they're all Jewish.

02:31:52.000 And by the way, if you look at their roots, if you look at the roots of these, a lot of these rumors, a lot of these rumors and conspiracies, they start in the Freemason?

02:32:01.000 The Nazi camps and the ultra-right-wing camps and a lot of the anti-Semitic, you know...

02:32:06.000 Are you giving me a history lesson?

02:32:08.000 No, it's not.

02:32:09.000 Are you giving me a history lesson?

02:32:10.000 That goes way back into Europe.

02:32:12.000 That goes way back with the Nazis.

02:32:13.000 So just be careful where these things come from.

02:32:15.000 You'll find that their roots...

02:32:16.000 I don't know.

02:32:16.000 No, I know.

02:32:17.000 I don't know shit.

02:32:18.000 But their roots a lot of times...

02:32:19.000 I'm on YouTube.

02:32:20.000 Yeah, their roots sometimes start in really awful places.

02:32:23.000 I don't read books.

02:32:24.000 You should read a book every now and then.

02:32:26.000 Hey, listen, I don't know.

02:32:27.000 Lawrence Wright, the guy who's had Going Clear and The Looming Tower, two very good books.

02:32:31.000 I don't know what to believe, I don't know.

02:32:32.000 The Plant Paradox, which I'm reading now about food, very interesting.

02:32:35.000 Unless it benefits me to believe something, unless I make money from it, like if I say, dude, you're a fucking idiot.

02:32:41.000 You're a fucking idiot!

02:32:42.000 You know, like, what if I believe this?

02:32:44.000 Dude, you could be fucking, your kids could be, go to college for free if you just believe this and just, if you just sign off and say you believe it!

02:32:51.000 Mike, uh, that's not what's gonna happen.

02:32:55.000 Is it illegal if I don't believe it?

02:32:57.000 Will I get thrown in jail?

02:32:59.000 No.

02:33:00.000 I don't want to believe shit.

02:33:03.000 If it doesn't hurt me, it shouldn't be such a big deal.

02:33:09.000 I don't know what to believe, man.

02:33:11.000 I don't know if the Rothschilds are real.

02:33:13.000 I don't know if reptilians are real.

02:33:15.000 I don't know if Satanism is real.

02:33:17.000 I don't know shit.

02:33:18.000 One thing I'd say is getting closer to the truth.

02:33:21.000 Can be achieved by looking at all the independent lines of inquiry, all the independent lines that come to one consensus.

02:33:27.000 Are you sitting here trying to tell me how to come to the truth, Brian Callan?

02:33:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:33:30.000 Is that what you're trying to tell me exactly how to come to the truth?

02:33:33.000 Well, no, no.

02:33:33.000 I'm just saying generally.

02:33:34.000 I'm speaking in general because I would never tell you to get close to me.

02:33:36.000 Okay, okay.

02:33:36.000 Brother, come on.

02:33:37.000 Come on, man.

02:33:38.000 I'm talking to Joe.

02:33:39.000 Let me say this because I think this is really important.

02:33:41.000 One of the problems that I've had, me personally, I've had with any idea is that once I have an original idea or once I start looking at something a certain way, I become married to it.

02:33:50.000 Yes.

02:33:51.000 And I've had real problems with that.

02:33:52.000 All of us have.

02:33:53.000 There's confirmation bias.

02:33:54.000 I understand.

02:33:54.000 But I'm just saying, I've had real problems with that.

02:33:56.000 Like, personally, where I had to look at, like, what I believed and go, well, why do I believe that?

02:34:00.000 And why do I think...

02:34:01.000 And there's been a bunch of times, whether it's through Bigfoot or UFOs or...

02:34:05.000 I mean, I've looked at the JFK assassination a hundred different fucking times.

02:34:09.000 You know, there's been times when I said, well, maybe Oswald got lucky.

02:34:12.000 I mean, like, people do get lucky.

02:34:13.000 Like, I've shot...

02:34:15.000 The first animal I ever shot, I shot at 200 yards, and I probably shouldn't have hit it, and it dropped.

02:34:21.000 I could have fucked that up.

02:34:22.000 You know, you can, if you're aiming at something, pull the trigger and hit the President in the back of the head.

02:34:27.000 It is possible.

02:34:28.000 I don't think it did.

02:34:29.000 It seems to me more like some other shit was going on if you look at all the different pieces of evidence.

02:34:33.000 But I don't fucking know, man.

02:34:35.000 And the problem with saying this happened and that happened, which I used to do all the time, is that you don't fucking know.

02:34:41.000 You don't know.

02:34:43.000 You don't know.

02:34:44.000 And until you do know, when you say you know and you might be wrong, it becomes an ego thing.

02:34:49.000 So you can speculate?

02:34:50.000 Yes.

02:34:51.000 You can get closer to the truth.

02:34:52.000 You can approximate.

02:34:53.000 So if you hear scientists, they always say, it's so fascinating, scientists start always with doubt.

02:34:58.000 And what they do is they always say, if you really corner scientists, they'll say, well, this is the most likely, based on the data I've looked at, or the literature I've read carefully, this is the most likely possibility.

02:35:10.000 It's really interesting to hear how they talk that way, because with global warming or anything...

02:35:14.000 Have you heard Krauss?

02:35:16.000 Yes, Lawrence Krauss.

02:35:17.000 Yeah, listen, I've had him on my podcast.

02:35:18.000 I listened to the podcast you had with him and tried to read some of his book.

02:35:22.000 It was tough, but yes, I love him.

02:35:24.000 His book is rough, dude.

02:35:25.000 You just have to have a background.

02:35:27.000 Gauge symmetry, when he was going into gauge symmetry, and I fucked up by opening up my podcast, asking him to explain gauge symmetry.

02:35:33.000 I know, I know.

02:35:34.000 It's insane.

02:35:34.000 You know what I got from that?

02:35:36.000 It's theoretical physics.

02:35:36.000 It puts a hole in your head.

02:35:38.000 I got that there's a web, there's an invisible web, and when we come into contact with it, we become mass.

02:35:43.000 But we have to understand, as skeptical as we are of this shit, these are the same motherfuckers that put together the Large Hadron Collider.

02:35:49.000 They are spinning atoms just slightly under the speed of light, slamming them into each other, and recreating the very instances right after the Big Bang.

02:35:59.000 And they're doing that shit right now.

02:36:00.000 That's crazy.

02:36:00.000 There's a team of scientists from 100 different countries.

02:36:04.000 Thousands.

02:36:05.000 I feel like you can find out how many there is.

02:36:06.000 Do you guys all agree that Nikola Tesla was a great scientist?

02:36:10.000 He was a genius.

02:36:11.000 He was a genius, but you've got to remember that Nikola Tesla lived in a world where he was so far ahead of the curve, and there's very few people that were able to compete with him or even understand what he was doing.

02:36:21.000 Okay, do you know that if you go to YouTube and you punch a Nikola Tesla hoax fraud, nothing comes up?

02:36:29.000 That's amazing.

02:36:30.000 Makes sense.

02:36:31.000 But that's also a guy who lived in the 1920s.

02:36:32.000 There's not anybody on the planet trying to say all that shit was bullshit.

02:36:37.000 There's no...

02:36:38.000 You go to YouTube, punch a Nikola Tesla, hoax, fraud, not one fucking video.

02:36:45.000 There's videos that come up that's saying something else was a hoax.

02:36:49.000 Nikola Tesla proves it.

02:36:51.000 Or, you know, Nikola Tesla proves hoax.

02:36:54.000 But not one video...

02:36:56.000 Of anybody ever saying Nicola Texel's off.

02:36:59.000 I feel like a guy like that.

02:37:01.000 But, this is just a fact.

02:37:03.000 You can take it or leave it.

02:37:05.000 Put in Albert Einstein hoax fraud.

02:37:10.000 Endless videos!

02:37:11.000 Oh, Albert was a freak.

02:37:13.000 Endless videos!

02:37:15.000 Wait a minute, wasn't Albert Einstein Time Magazine's Man of the Century?

02:37:22.000 How is that even possible?

02:37:23.000 I thought he was the smartest man in the world!

02:37:25.000 Hold on a second, let me just help you here.

02:37:26.000 You're getting very dramatic, so let me stop for a second.

02:37:28.000 If you put in Holocaust hoax, you'll get an equal number.

02:37:33.000 I'm not talking about that.

02:37:34.000 But you know that's true.

02:37:35.000 If you put in Sandy Hook hoax, you get an equal number.

02:37:39.000 You get a tremendous number of people that think that a lot of very...

02:37:43.000 But not Nikola Tesla.

02:37:43.000 You're right.

02:37:44.000 It's amazing.

02:37:45.000 Why not him?

02:37:46.000 How about people that don't think that Richard Pryor was a genius?

02:37:50.000 Have you ever met a comic once that doesn't think Richard Pryor is one of the greatest of all time?

02:37:54.000 They don't exist.

02:37:55.000 But are there videos of people trying to prove that he wasn't the greatest?

02:37:58.000 No, but I mean, look.

02:38:00.000 That he was a hoax?

02:38:00.000 No.

02:38:01.000 There's nothing on Nikola Tesla.

02:38:03.000 I don't think that Einstein was a hoax, dude.

02:38:05.000 Correlation is not the same as causation, though, Eddie.

02:38:08.000 Shit.

02:38:08.000 I don't know nothing.

02:38:10.000 All I know is there's nothing on Nikola Tesla.

02:38:12.000 Yeah, but it doesn't mean anything.

02:38:14.000 But there's thousands of Albert Einstein.

02:38:18.000 You look into his life, like, oh, shit.

02:38:21.000 But is there anyone besides Nikola Tesla that doesn't have that?

02:38:24.000 Oh, shit.

02:38:24.000 Is he the only guy, Eddie?

02:38:26.000 Well, Thomas Edison was always accused of stealing the ideas of Nikola Tesla.

02:38:31.000 In fact, Thomas Edison electrocuted an elephant in the middle of, like, what was it, the World Science...

02:38:37.000 Thomas Edison did?

02:38:37.000 Yes, he did.

02:38:38.000 Oh, Thomas Edison.

02:38:38.000 I thought you said Thomas Jefferson.

02:38:39.000 No, Thomas Edison electrocuted a fucking elephant because he wanted to prove that alternating and direct current, like ACDC, which was Tesla's idea.

02:38:49.000 There's video of an elephant being electrocuted, not by Thomas Edison.

02:38:52.000 No, but Thomas Edison did it.

02:38:55.000 The reason why he did it is to prove or to try to, like, it was propaganda against Tesla's ideas, which were more advanced.

02:39:01.000 He wanted a movable, like, he wanted there to be alternating currents.

02:39:07.000 Tesla and Einstein were alive and kicking at the same time.

02:39:13.000 Tesla, there's quotes.

02:39:15.000 The quotes could be bullshit.

02:39:16.000 Tesla comes from several decades before Einstein.

02:39:19.000 Clowning him in public.

02:39:21.000 He thought Einstein was a fraud.

02:39:22.000 That could be bullshit, but there are quotes that can be bullshit of Tesla.

02:39:29.000 They keep popping up.

02:39:31.000 Hold on.

02:39:32.000 There's quotes.

02:39:34.000 Tesla quotes saying the theory of relativity is basically a joke.

02:39:40.000 There's Tesla quotes of that.

02:39:41.000 No, no, no.

02:39:42.000 What I'm saying is it could be bullshit, but it keeps coming up.

02:39:45.000 Well, no, no.

02:39:45.000 We know that the theory of relativity is used, right?

02:39:48.000 So that we know that that's not so much a theory anymore.

02:39:50.000 But here's what I think that he's addressing.

02:39:52.000 So Einstein, from what I have read, is Einstein was a great mind, but he was coming up at a time where he got most of the credit.

02:40:00.000 He became a famous scientist when there were A lot of scientists working on very similar ideas.

02:40:07.000 He was an average scientist who got blown up.

02:40:09.000 And contributing to the larger debate about quantum physics, right?

02:40:18.000 There was also a big debate about their methods, whereas Tesla was a big fan of experiments.

02:40:24.000 Einstein was a big fan of equations.

02:40:26.000 And one of the big criticisms...

02:40:28.000 One of the big quotes, he goes, scientists of today...

02:40:32.000 What is this?

02:40:32.000 Tesla's overrated, debunking the cult of Tesla.

02:40:35.000 Tesla's a popular figure in conspiracy culture.

02:40:37.000 What is it saying?

02:40:39.000 What is he saying?

02:40:40.000 He says Tesla is not real.

02:40:45.000 He said right here, he says Tesla was a popular figure today, but he's also a self-publicist, and this is the stuff he didn't invent.

02:40:52.000 He did not invent Alternate and Current.

02:40:53.000 He just was one of many people working on it.

02:40:56.000 Okay, but he's probably one of the forefront minds, right?

02:41:00.000 Being a showman, helped popularize the Jews.

02:41:03.000 He's so good at that, eventually he had to...

02:41:04.000 I don't know if he's right or not.

02:41:05.000 Dude, he's shitting on Tesla.

02:41:07.000 He's the only guy ever.

02:41:08.000 Eddie said there's no one saying anything against him, but there is.

02:41:11.000 But Mick West is always against...

02:41:13.000 He's a 100% official story.

02:41:16.000 He's not against...

02:41:17.000 He doesn't believe in that one conspiracy.

02:41:19.000 No, you're right, 100%.

02:41:20.000 And that's one of my, the only criticism I had about that guy.

02:41:23.000 Like, when we talked about the Gulf of Tonkin, he doesn't want to even admit that Gulf of Tonkin was a false flag.

02:41:27.000 Tower 7, he can't.

02:41:28.000 Tower 7's obvious.

02:41:29.000 Also, Operation Northwest, he was trying to downplay.

02:41:31.000 I'm like, look, man, whether or not you know what happened in any other place, you know the Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote down a memo saying, the plan was to have Guantanamo Bay attacked by Cuban friendlies that were going to give them guns, give them bombs, have them attack American civilians.

02:41:46.000 What did he say?

02:41:47.000 He was like, well, it never was implemented.

02:41:50.000 I was like, it doesn't matter.

02:41:51.000 They signed it.

02:41:52.000 Kennedy had a veto.

02:41:53.000 Yes, but Kennedy vetoed it.

02:41:54.000 That's why those checks and balances are in place.

02:41:55.000 No, no, no.

02:41:56.000 The mindset behind the type of person that would want to blow up Americans and blame it on the Cubans so we could justify a war with Cuba.

02:42:04.000 The founding fathers knew that, though.

02:42:04.000 The founding fathers knew that there would always be people within the government that would do anything they could, and so that's where the checks and balances.

02:42:11.000 Right, but they don't always go through perfectly.

02:42:13.000 That's, I mean, if Nixon was Reagan, Or, I mean, if Kennedy was Reagan or Kennedy was Nixon, he might very well have let that slide.

02:42:24.000 Who knows?

02:42:25.000 I mean, a different person in a different circumstance with a different view of the world could have let the Joint Chiefs of Staff pull that through.

02:42:32.000 So that shows you the mindset.

02:42:34.000 So the mindset's undeniable that people absolutely do conspire.

02:42:38.000 So when you're a guy who never believes in conspiracies, you do just as much damage as a guy who always believes in conspiracies.

02:42:44.000 Well, so Alexander Hamilton said that it's not just a king you have to worry about, it's your actual government that's been elected.

02:42:51.000 So just because your parliament, he was using parliament as an example, just because parliament was voted in doesn't mean that small group of people will not get power hung.

02:43:09.000 Yes!

02:43:16.000 It's incredible.

02:43:17.000 But even with those checks and balances, he's still able to cut back the EPA budgets, withdraw us from the Paris Climate Agreement.

02:43:24.000 So there's a lot of weird shit that goes on that they didn't anticipate.

02:43:27.000 But what they did anticipate, they did put enough checks and balances that's keeping one person from just completely dominating the thing with their ideology.

02:43:35.000 Because they knew.

02:43:35.000 They came from monarchies, those guys.

02:43:37.000 They came from monarchies.

02:43:38.000 They knew that no matter who you are as a human being, whether you're democratically elected or you're divinely elected like the king was in Europe, you are going to take advantage of your power.

02:43:49.000 You're gonna get drunk with power.

02:43:50.000 It's very human.

02:43:51.000 And to want to have control over other people and do for them what they don't know is What is best for themselves?

02:43:56.000 Look at the world, man.

02:43:58.000 Look at whether it's Libya or look at North Korea or look at it.

02:44:00.000 People want to dominate the people around them.

02:44:03.000 They've been doing it since the beginning of time.

02:44:05.000 If you don't think they're doing it right now, you're fucking crazy.

02:44:07.000 The question is, what is the absolute objective Thing that's happening here like the objective view of what's happening here That's where it gets real tricky for all of us whenever we say we know that something's happening when I There's no way you can know and I know that there's no way you can know so now we have a really tainted conversation Because we're not looking at this whole thing honestly whether it whether whether whatever the fuck it is Whether it's aliens or life after death or anything.

02:44:32.000 I need to absolutely fucking know that you're being honest and And as soon as I don't think you are, or if I think you're trying to gain power, as soon as you see a politician give some bullshit fucking speech where you know that they're giving this canned cadence,

02:44:48.000 this nonsense rhetoric, and you know as soon as they get in that they're gonna give in to the fucking special interest groups.

02:44:54.000 It's happened with Trump, it's happened with Bush, it happens with everybody.

02:44:57.000 It happened with Obama.

02:44:58.000 That's why a free press, that's why a free press from all different angles is so important.

02:45:03.000 Uncensored press.

02:45:04.000 And that's why it's called the fourth estate.

02:45:05.000 Man, that keeps fucking power in check.

02:45:08.000 Transparency.

02:45:09.000 It does.

02:45:09.000 And that's the other thing.

02:45:10.000 The other problem is that when government grows, which it always has a tendency to do, what does government do?

02:45:14.000 It taxes and passes laws.

02:45:16.000 Two very coercive measures.

02:45:18.000 You keep growing government, here's what happens.

02:45:20.000 It doesn't get more powerful, it gets more powerful, but also more people are dependent on it.

02:45:26.000 More people are feeding from the public trough.

02:45:28.000 And then it becomes really hard to get rid of it.

02:45:31.000 It's really hard to get rid of a government program once it starts.

02:45:34.000 Because a cottage industry grows up around it.

02:45:37.000 That's the big problem they have right now with prisons.

02:45:39.000 There's so many fucking prisons and then they start prison guard unions passing laws.

02:45:45.000 They start lobbying to get laws passed to keep marijuana illegal, to make sure their prisons are filled.

02:45:51.000 Because these prisons become generators of money.

02:45:54.000 They don't become places where people are enslaved.

02:45:58.000 Dude, it's so fucked up.

02:45:59.000 So your politician's not going to say anything that's going to not grow that industry.

02:46:04.000 That's too much pressure.

02:46:05.000 As a politician, you spend 40% of your time raising money from strangers for your next election.

02:46:11.000 What about that conspiracy theory about...

02:46:15.000 Hip-hop and rap, gangster rap, being created to promote crime to get more people wrongs.

02:46:23.000 That came from artists.

02:46:24.000 It's an actual conspiracy theory.

02:46:27.000 You know what the real fear is, Eddie?

02:46:30.000 That's white people alone in their Long Beach apartments trying to figure out what they're wrong.

02:46:32.000 Are there private prisons?

02:46:34.000 People are profiting off prisons, right?

02:46:36.000 Yes.

02:46:36.000 If they have anything to do with...

02:46:38.000 Hold on.

02:46:38.000 If they have any connection to the entertainment world...

02:46:40.000 Okay, but here's the problem with that timeline.

02:46:43.000 The private prisons weren't really that popular back then.

02:46:45.000 This is the 70s.

02:46:46.000 Private prisons were popular.

02:46:48.000 The rap music really came up.

02:46:50.000 The original rap music wasn't even...

02:46:52.000 No, no, no.

02:46:52.000 Gangster rap.

02:46:53.000 It was gangster rap specifically.

02:46:54.000 N.W.A. We're talking like 80, 80, 80, 90. No, it came before that.

02:46:57.000 It came from when the Bronx was on fire.

02:46:59.000 No, don't push me because I'm close to the edge.

02:47:02.000 Specifically gangster rap though.

02:47:04.000 The conspiracy thing.

02:47:06.000 Yeah, the conspiracy.

02:47:06.000 They took it to the next level.

02:47:08.000 It's saying that the gangster rap from Compton and all that shit.

02:47:10.000 But it came from New York, man.

02:47:12.000 It came from when the Bronx was a gangster rap.

02:47:13.000 Well, that's where rap came from.

02:47:14.000 That's where rap came from.

02:47:15.000 Gangster rap, though, came from Compton.

02:47:16.000 Yeah, rap came from New York.

02:47:18.000 The whole story with the Sugar Hill Gang and I. It's pretty undeniable that Ice-T and N.W.A. and Ice Cube.

02:47:24.000 That's gangster rap.

02:47:24.000 Yeah, that's gangster rap.

02:47:25.000 Think about that album.

02:47:27.000 The game.

02:47:27.000 N.W.A., Niggas for Life.

02:47:29.000 He's more new, but yeah.

02:47:31.000 Do you guys remember that album, Niggas for Life?

02:47:34.000 That's what it was called.

02:47:35.000 N.W.A. You can say it.

02:47:40.000 They killed hookers.

02:47:42.000 They had little skits in between the songs.

02:47:45.000 And they had a song about gang raping a 14-year-old in a drive-in.

02:47:51.000 That's what, yeah.

02:47:52.000 They had a song about that.

02:47:54.000 She swallowed it.

02:47:57.000 How did they get away with that?

02:48:01.000 Because we hadn't evolved.

02:48:02.000 We didn't know what it meant.

02:48:03.000 Dude, Straight Outta Compton had Kill the Police.

02:48:06.000 You remember that?

02:48:06.000 Yeah, that's right.

02:48:07.000 Fuck the police.

02:48:08.000 Wasn't that Public Enemy?

02:48:10.000 No, that's NWA. Public Enemy had some hard songs.

02:48:14.000 They got away with a lot of shit.

02:48:16.000 God, man.

02:48:17.000 Fuck the police!

02:48:18.000 That's the worst thing you could say in a song!

02:48:20.000 They got arrested for it at a concert, saying fuck the police stormed the stage.

02:48:23.000 But you're jumping, when you talk about the gangster rap in L.A., you're kind of jumping up, right?

02:48:28.000 You're not.

02:48:28.000 Gangster rap started in Compton, California by N.W.A. Who are the gangster rappers in New York?

02:48:32.000 It wasn't gangster rap, it was just hard rap.

02:48:35.000 It was hip-hop.

02:48:36.000 It was hip-hop.

02:48:37.000 Okay.

02:48:37.000 And then there's sip-hop and then there's gangster rap.

02:48:39.000 It's N.W.A. In other words, I'm shooting you and all that stuff.

02:48:42.000 And I say it one more time, I'm gonna freak out.

02:48:43.000 Gangsta L.A. Compton.

02:48:44.000 Hey, I don't know, man.

02:48:45.000 No, you don't, but you pretend you do.

02:48:47.000 I'm out of my lane.

02:48:47.000 No, I'm asking!

02:48:48.000 It started in Compton.

02:48:49.000 We're not talking about N.W.A. We're not talking about Poverati.

02:48:54.000 Pavarotti.

02:48:55.000 What are you talking about?

02:48:56.000 Is Pavarotti still alive?

02:48:58.000 Yes.

02:48:59.000 He's not.

02:48:59.000 He died.

02:49:00.000 Pavarotti died.

02:49:01.000 Yeah.

02:49:02.000 He was greatness.

02:49:02.000 I saw him sing in person.

02:49:04.000 Really?

02:49:04.000 Live?

02:49:05.000 Yes, I did.

02:49:05.000 Holy shit.

02:49:06.000 And he sang Nessun Dorma, which you should really listen to it.

02:49:09.000 Nessun Dorma, no one sleeps.

02:49:10.000 Listen, please.

02:49:11.000 No one sang that song for eight years at the Met because they couldn't hit that fucking note.

02:49:16.000 And that dude hit it and...

02:49:19.000 I got two things to say.

02:49:21.000 Nassim Dormit and the Plant Paradox, you motherfuckers.

02:49:23.000 And the greatest restaurant in the world, Via Veneto down in fucking Venice.

02:49:26.000 If you don't go there, you're fucking lost.

02:49:28.000 I've been plugging people nonstop on our show and this show.

02:49:31.000 It's so weird.

02:49:32.000 I can't help it.

02:49:32.000 There's certain things I get obsessed with and that's it.

02:49:34.000 That's one restaurant I love.

02:49:36.000 You know what it is, bro?

02:49:37.000 You're fucking selling out in Australia.

02:49:39.000 He's never been to Australia.

02:49:41.000 He's starting to feel insecure.

02:49:42.000 So you get shout outs to restaurants.

02:49:45.000 You're triggering me, dude.

02:49:46.000 I'm trying.

02:49:47.000 Shout out to Outback and Calabasas.

02:49:49.000 Fuck you, man!

02:49:51.000 Shout out to Max Holloway running Hawaii with an iron fist.

02:49:54.000 For real.

02:49:55.000 Shout out to Max Holloway.

02:49:56.000 Let's bring this bitch home.

02:49:57.000 How about this, guys?

02:49:58.000 Let me give this to the people watching.

02:50:00.000 How many people?

02:50:00.000 48,000?

02:50:01.000 You've earned this.

02:50:02.000 There's a couple of people listening.

02:50:04.000 Probably less now.

02:50:05.000 How many we got now?

02:50:06.000 Probably less now with the Soraya's talk and the government talk.

02:50:08.000 As soon as we hit government talk, we drop about ten.

02:50:11.000 Sorry, guys.

02:50:11.000 We drop about ten.

02:50:13.000 I brought it to a halt.

02:50:14.000 Fox News kills ratings.

02:50:16.000 I love Fox News!

02:50:17.000 I don't watch Fox News!

02:50:18.000 That's another trigger, you motherfucker!

02:50:24.000 No, I get why you would read it, but Joe doesn't have that.

02:50:27.000 So why would you tell?

02:50:35.000 You guys don't even remotely commiserate like bitch.

02:50:37.000 I ain't got that problem Save that for someone, man.

02:50:43.000 God damn it.

02:50:45.000 I want to say this.

02:50:46.000 We're going to wrap this up, but I want to say this.

02:50:48.000 Sometimes we have these podcasts and shit gets crazy and we get heated and we start smoking pot and we're drinking and there's a wrong impression that some people get that we don't love each other.

02:51:02.000 What?

02:51:02.000 We don't have the best time.

02:51:04.000 No matter what we agree or disagree on, I think it's...

02:51:09.000 It's important.

02:51:10.000 It's just like family, man.

02:51:11.000 I've had a lot of arguments with my brother and my cousins and stuff, and it's like, you know, you are mad, and you are going back and forth, and I'm like, fuck that.

02:51:19.000 You said that, and you said this, but when it's all said and done, man, it's all love.

02:51:25.000 And I'll say something.

02:51:26.000 I think it's good, because I respect your opinion.

02:51:29.000 I respect your opinion.

02:51:31.000 I respect everyone in this room's opinion, and I think it's very important, even if you don't agree with someone's opinion, to be confronted by it.

02:51:42.000 Because I think if everybody just, look, we've all been around that one person or many people, like especially like old-time celebrities, celebrities that are famous in like the 70s and the 80s and shit when there was no internet, and then they just never felt this need to check themselves.

02:51:57.000 You know, they were never informed and I think that one of the best things about having a group of friends like you guys and like all of our comedian friends and I think all of our jujitsu friends too and I think that's one of the things that kind of ties it all together.

02:52:10.000 You get a different group of humans who've experienced a lot of weird shit, a different group of...

02:52:18.000 and you have a different point of view than me on a lot of shit, whether it's MMA, You and I have had spirited discussions about shit that we agreed or disagreed on the entire time we've been friends.

02:52:34.000 But you can do that.

02:52:36.000 Yeah.

02:52:36.000 And still be cool to each other.

02:52:37.000 Yeah.

02:52:37.000 And I think that's what's really important.

02:52:39.000 I think also the great thing about friendships after you get to be my age anyway and you spend a lot of time with people is that this is getting very...

02:52:45.000 I want some violin music, but this is serious.

02:52:48.000 A little music, a little music.

02:52:52.000 I feel like I have to come up with something.

02:52:54.000 You're coming up.

02:52:54.000 No, here's what I want to say.

02:52:55.000 Hey man, we're learning how to be friends.

02:52:57.000 Yeah.

02:52:57.000 They get to a point with friendship.

02:52:59.000 You know, where, and I was thinking about this with you, like, you could do pretty much anything, you're never not gonna be my friend no matter what.

02:53:06.000 The only thing that would maybe question is if you hurt a child, God forbid, or if you were torturing animals in your basement, then I'd be like, oh, fuck you!

02:53:15.000 You know what I mean?

02:53:17.000 I would 100% help you bury somebody.

02:53:20.000 Exactly.

02:53:21.000 That's exactly right.

02:53:22.000 I'll take a risk.

02:53:23.000 I'll take a risk.

02:53:25.000 I mean, there's a fucking small handful of people that I would call if I murdered somebody.

02:53:29.000 They're in this room.

02:53:31.000 Yeah, it would be a burner phone, though.

02:53:33.000 You call me first.

02:53:33.000 You call the loyal dog first, because I'd do it.

02:53:37.000 Listen, we're all good.

02:53:38.000 He'd get scared and go, I have a tummy ache.

02:53:40.000 Yeah, don't call me.

02:53:41.000 I got a tummy ache.

02:53:42.000 My Malinois is only six months old.

02:53:44.000 I can't leave them home.

02:53:45.000 My dog's afraid.

02:53:49.000 I got a lot of living to do, bro.

02:53:51.000 Who's the first guy you call?

02:53:52.000 Your dog right here.

02:53:54.000 Last time we did one of these podcasts, we got 10 million downloads.

02:53:57.000 What?

02:53:58.000 Is that a lot?

02:54:00.000 It's probably the biggest thing other than the Alex Jones episode.

02:54:03.000 Alex Jones still number one?

02:54:05.000 Alex Jones number one.

02:54:06.000 And the Alex Jones episode is one of the best pieces of evidence that there's some potential opening for some sort of a conspiracy to keep some people down.

02:54:16.000 Because the Alex Jones episode, not only did it get more downloads than any podcast we've ever done, ever, but it got more by, like, What, four million?

02:54:25.000 The deep state couldn't keep him quiet!

02:54:26.000 Four million?

02:54:26.000 Five million?

02:54:27.000 The deep state couldn't fucking silence him!

02:54:29.000 It's up to fifteen million.

02:54:30.000 But no, here's what they did do.

02:54:32.000 And I don't think that they did...

02:54:33.000 Look, it could be a catastrophic coincidence, but during the time when the Alex Jones episode went We're running through the charts of our downloads.

02:54:45.000 Like, what we get.

02:54:46.000 Like, if I have a number, like, this is my number one, this is my number two.

02:54:50.000 The Alex Jones is five million downloads ahead of everything.

02:54:55.000 It's clouded on us.

02:54:55.000 Now, here's the crazy thing.

02:54:56.000 iTunes ratings went down, and I don't think they went down on purpose.

02:54:59.000 I don't think they went down on purpose.

02:55:01.000 All right.

02:55:01.000 Look at Eddie.

02:55:02.000 Eddie just cocked his ear.

02:55:03.000 But they coincidentally...

02:55:05.000 I don't know shit.

02:55:05.000 This is what's undeniable.

02:55:11.000 Rampaging.

02:55:12.000 Fucking deep state.

02:55:13.000 Now, my podcast oftentimes reached number one on the iTunes charts in terms of like the podcast episodes.

02:55:20.000 Oftentimes, if it's Lawrence Krauss or Sam Harris or, you know, maybe even this.

02:55:24.000 God bless you.

02:55:25.000 So when that does happen, I got to say, well, if a podcast got five million downloads more than any podcast I've ever done, Ever!

02:55:34.000 For sure, that one's going to be number one.

02:55:37.000 iTunes said not up in here.

02:55:38.000 Not only was it not number one, but...

02:55:41.000 Hold on.

02:55:42.000 What's going on here?

02:55:43.000 What do you got here?

02:55:43.000 Maybe iTunes is being gangster like that.

02:55:46.000 Hold on.

02:55:48.000 You better shut the fuck up.

02:55:49.000 What, Jamie?

02:55:50.000 Currently number three and four overall.

02:55:52.000 Okay, we are.

02:55:53.000 The episodes.

02:55:54.000 The Alex Jones podcast never got past number 20 or something crazy.

02:55:58.000 Really?

02:55:58.000 Yeah, not only that, but the ones after it and the ones before it, they got way less downloads.

02:56:02.000 We're all ranked higher.

02:56:03.000 All ranked higher.

02:56:04.000 Do you think it's because, because I listened to that, and you guys got so fucking crazy toward the end.

02:56:10.000 Interdimensional shot molesters.

02:56:11.000 Oh, you guys got, you all got completely nuts.

02:56:14.000 I had turned you guys off.

02:56:16.000 I listened to two hours, and I was like, well, now we're in fucking crazy.

02:56:19.000 I loved it.

02:56:21.000 We didn't even get good until hour three.

02:56:23.000 No, I probably listened to almost three hours, and I was like, oh no.

02:56:26.000 And I think people turned, they went, oh, they're too drunk.

02:56:29.000 You guys got too drunk.

02:56:30.000 To be honest with you, you got too high and drunk.

02:56:31.000 I was fine.

02:56:32.000 People got fucking pissed at me.

02:56:35.000 People got...

02:56:36.000 I've never had so much heat publicly.

02:56:39.000 Cholos and shit got mad at me.

02:56:40.000 Gangbangers.

02:56:41.000 A gangbanger got fucking mad at me.

02:56:43.000 Alex Jones, he started thinking, he started going, I'm going to tell you what Trump told me.

02:56:48.000 And then you guys just go off on another fucking dance.

02:56:50.000 I'm like, tell us what the fuck he said!

02:56:52.000 But he was high, but that's what Alex does.

02:56:54.000 Alex would tell you one subject that'll turn corners.

02:56:56.000 George Soros making the marijuana stronger.

02:56:58.000 And then next thing you know, it's the astronauts really did land on the moon.

02:57:01.000 Crazy.

02:57:01.000 But the problem was they found aliens there.

02:57:03.000 Like, hey, hey, hey, hey!

02:57:04.000 Relax.

02:57:05.000 Have you ever seen this?

02:57:05.000 Relax with that.

02:57:06.000 He goes back and forth and back and forth.

02:57:09.000 Even if I was going, damn, you're doing so well.

02:57:12.000 What was the one thing that got you?

02:57:14.000 Fuck.

02:57:15.000 There was one thing in the middle of the podcast where Eddie stepped back and went, wait, Wait, wait.

02:57:18.000 You believe what?

02:57:19.000 I remember that!

02:57:20.000 I remember that!

02:57:22.000 Because this whole time, this whole time, I'm the crazy motherfucker saying all this crazy shit.

02:57:29.000 And I go, one of these days, he's been friends with Alex Jones since fucking 1998. He should have been on, Alex Jones should have been on episode three or four or five.

02:57:38.000 He ended up being 911. Finally!

02:57:41.000 I waited all this time.

02:57:42.000 I knew what I was doing.

02:57:43.000 Finally waited all this time.

02:57:44.000 I go, oh shit.

02:57:45.000 I even asked Joe.

02:57:46.000 I go, dude, let me fucking jump on that bitch.

02:57:48.000 I never do that.

02:57:49.000 I never do that.

02:57:50.000 I did that for Paul Stanley and Kiss.

02:57:53.000 It didn't work out.

02:57:54.000 I thought I was going to be gone.

02:57:55.000 I had the date different, but I was in town.

02:57:57.000 And I said, I can't make it.

02:57:58.000 I'm going to be out of town.

02:57:58.000 But it turned out.

02:57:59.000 You were good, though.

02:58:00.000 But anyways, I showed up and I'm thinking, finally, someone else...

02:58:06.000 It's gonna just talk for me.

02:58:08.000 And for the first hour, I didn't say shit.

02:58:10.000 I didn't say nothing.

02:58:11.000 I didn't say nothing.

02:58:13.000 I'm taking all this chemtrails shit.

02:58:16.000 I take a lot of chemtrails shit.

02:58:18.000 And me and Alex Jones have talked about chemtrails and he knows a thousand times more about chemtrails than I do.

02:58:23.000 He has the documents memorized in his head.

02:58:26.000 He's got a photographic memory.

02:58:28.000 So I finally talked after an hour and let him go.

02:58:32.000 He wowed the whole world.

02:58:33.000 Everyone's like, oh shit.

02:58:36.000 Oh shit, we're getting fucked here.

02:58:38.000 We are getting fucked.

02:58:39.000 And then I decided to bring the chemtrails up.

02:58:42.000 And he didn't want to talk about it.

02:58:43.000 He wanted to talk about Trump.

02:58:44.000 He wanted to keep going Trump and I wanted to go chemtrails.

02:58:46.000 And I got kind of pissed.

02:58:48.000 I was like, fuck, I've been waiting this whole fucking time.

02:58:51.000 Why are you so obsessed with chemtrails?

02:58:54.000 What is it about chemtrails?

02:58:55.000 It's just air.

02:58:56.000 It's just air.

02:58:57.000 It's just air.

02:58:58.000 I don't know.

02:58:59.000 It's just air.

02:59:00.000 For some reason, I think air is important.

02:59:01.000 It's just 1025. I've got to get out of here.

02:59:03.000 I've got to spot the store.

02:59:04.000 You've got to spot the store.

02:59:06.000 Let's end on that shit.

02:59:09.000 Yeah, I got a spot at the store.

02:59:10.000 Anybody working tonight?

02:59:11.000 You guys working?

02:59:11.000 I'm off to Australia tomorrow night.

02:59:13.000 There's only tickets left in Sydney and Auckland.

02:59:15.000 Hold up.

02:59:15.000 When are you doing stand-up?

02:59:16.000 You know you're doing stand-up.

02:59:17.000 We've got to do this.

02:59:18.000 We've got to make this happen.

02:59:19.000 Dude, I'm ready to go.

02:59:20.000 I know!

02:59:21.000 I write all the time.

02:59:23.000 I write all the time.

02:59:24.000 I told Sam Tripoli, I go, dude, put me on a secret little tiny up belly room show.

02:59:29.000 I just want to go up there.

02:59:30.000 I don't want to tell anybody.

02:59:30.000 This is what we're going to do.

02:59:31.000 I've got five minutes.

02:59:32.000 Easy.

02:59:32.000 I'll do a Wednesday.

02:59:33.000 I do Wednesdays at the Ice House all the time.

02:59:35.000 Next Wednesday, I do it at the Ice House.

02:59:36.000 Go up.

02:59:37.000 Commit to it.

02:59:38.000 When is it?

02:59:39.000 We'll figure it out.

02:59:40.000 Not this Wednesday.

02:59:41.000 I'll book it.

02:59:42.000 I'll give you plenty of time.

02:59:45.000 Five minutes.

02:59:45.000 Is that normal?

02:59:46.000 Yes.

02:59:47.000 Still normal?

02:59:48.000 On open mic night, it's three.

02:59:52.000 Five minutes is normal.

02:59:53.000 It's three.

02:59:53.000 They give you three at the open mic night at the Comedy Store.

02:59:56.000 We'll do five.

02:59:56.000 All right, ladies and gentlemen, that's it.

02:59:59.000 Yeah.

03:00:00.000 Sydney, Australia.

03:00:01.000 Melbourne, Australia.

03:00:03.000 Sydney and Auckland, New Zealand.

03:00:05.000 Only tickets left.

03:00:05.000 tfatk.com.

03:00:07.000 This week, Irvine.

03:00:08.000 June 8th, 9th, and 10th, Irvine Improv, you fuckers.

03:00:11.000 Best comedy club.

03:00:12.000 Fucking amazing club.

03:00:14.000 Edge Bravo, what's going on?

03:00:15.000 You know what?

03:00:16.000 I got a mix flick coming out.

03:00:18.000 Mix flick of death and devotion.

03:00:19.000 It's a compilation of a bunch of music videos based on the best movies ever.

03:00:23.000 Dropping Tuesday on my YouTube channel.

03:00:25.000 Check it out.

03:00:26.000 Talking shit and telling jokes.

03:00:28.000 Till the air stops coming out.

03:00:30.000 See you soon.

03:00:31.000 Bye.

The Joe Rogan Experience - June 04, 2017

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