The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion

00:00:00.000 Oh, I like women.

00:00:01.000 Okay, we are.

00:00:02.000 We're live.

00:00:03.000 We're live.

00:00:04.000 We're live.

00:00:04.000 You're a woman.

00:00:05.000 Look at this picture.

00:00:07.000 Brendan Schaub's face when I ask for my money tomorrow at Fight Companion.

00:00:17.000 Eddie Bravo is so silly.

00:00:19.000 The memes...

00:00:20.000 First of all, what the fuck are we doing, boys?

00:00:23.000 It's 7 o'clock in the morning.

00:00:25.000 We're in this fucking studio for live fights from the Philippines.

00:00:29.000 If you're listening to this podcast, this is not a regular podcast.

00:00:32.000 This is what we call a fight companion podcast, which means the fights are on, and we're bullshit, and 99 times out of 100, we're not even talking about the fight.

00:00:41.000 Some of the most hilarious and entertaining fight companions, or podcasts, rather, turn out From this.

00:00:48.000 But bottom line is, we're all exhausted.

00:00:52.000 It's really early in the morning.

00:00:54.000 My man Eddie Bravo is here, jiu-jitsu master, music producer, cool motherfucker, best friend.

00:01:00.000 Aubrey Marcus, my brother, warrior, shaman, poet, character.

00:01:04.000 Also, cool motherfucker.

00:01:06.000 Brandon Schaub, about as cool as it gets.

00:01:09.000 Former UFC fighter.

00:01:10.000 Oh, current?

00:01:11.000 Maybe?

00:01:11.000 We'll see what's up.

00:01:13.000 What's the numbers drop?

00:01:17.000 Host of the Fighter and the Kid podcast, all around cool motherfucker again.

00:01:21.000 And Jamie Vernon, who came with the Krispy Kreme this morning like a motherfucker.

00:01:25.000 He brought the Krispy Kreme donut.

00:01:27.000 Aubrey, by the way, I want to applaud you on your discipline.

00:01:30.000 I know.

00:01:31.000 You're like haunting me.

00:01:32.000 The lid is just open, wafty.

00:01:34.000 Wafting.

00:01:35.000 Aubrey's the only one who hasn't eaten.

00:01:36.000 Did you eat a Krispy Kreme?

00:01:37.000 Yeah.

00:01:38.000 Yeah, we all ate it.

00:01:39.000 Fuck it.

00:01:39.000 I'm a little disappointed, Aubrey.

00:01:41.000 Because now I feel bad.

00:01:44.000 And you're all shredded.

00:01:45.000 He's in a cage and he ate a donut.

00:01:47.000 Yeah, but he doesn't give a fuck.

00:01:50.000 We are here watching highlights of Costa Philippou smashing people.

00:01:55.000 And he's going to take on Gegard Mousasi.

00:01:57.000 And look at poor John Anik.

00:01:59.000 Yeah.

00:02:01.000 How about Stan?

00:02:03.000 He's like, I could be home right now.

00:02:05.000 Dude, he's in the Philippines.

00:02:07.000 He's in the Philippines.

00:02:08.000 He's like fucking Brad Pitt right now.

00:02:09.000 What are you talking about?

00:02:10.000 He's having a great time.

00:02:11.000 Well, the Philippines, can you imagine if you could catch it right after Manny Pacquiao won?

00:02:16.000 Catch that wave?

00:02:18.000 Goddamn, they'd be so happy.

00:02:19.000 Did you see those videos, those photos of all the people watching?

00:02:22.000 No.

00:02:23.000 You know, there's no crime when he fights.

00:02:25.000 It's the one day where there's no crime in the Philippines.

00:02:27.000 The entire nation stops to watch him fight.

00:02:29.000 I believe it.

00:02:30.000 True story.

00:02:31.000 I believe it, man.

00:02:32.000 I wonder how they're gonna...

00:02:33.000 I swear to God!

00:02:36.000 It's a huge country!

00:02:37.000 It is, man!

00:02:38.000 That's how big of a deal he is!

00:02:40.000 It's like, fuck that dude, let's go rob someone.

00:02:42.000 Watch your P's and Q's.

00:02:44.000 That's Manny Pacquiao, bro.

00:02:45.000 I think that's just...

00:02:46.000 I don't know.

00:02:47.000 I don't know if I believe that.

00:02:48.000 The Philippines is like thousands of islands.

00:02:51.000 I think there's thousands.

00:02:52.000 Not a thousand.

00:02:53.000 I think there's thousands of islands.

00:02:55.000 I didn't know that.

00:02:56.000 Yeah.

00:02:56.000 I wish I had the energy to Google it.

00:02:58.000 God, I want my boy Mark Munoz to win.

00:03:00.000 I got a computer right here.

00:03:01.000 It would be nice if you won his last fight.

00:03:02.000 His last fight in the Philippines.

00:03:04.000 Not that I don't like Luke.

00:03:05.000 I like Luke Warnett.

00:03:06.000 Yeah, I like Luke a lot.

00:03:08.000 Mark is my fucking boy.

00:03:10.000 We need him to win.

00:03:11.000 Yeah, he's such a good dude.

00:03:12.000 You trying to bet on that, Eddie, or what?

00:03:14.000 You want Luke?

00:03:15.000 What's going on?

00:03:15.000 No, no, no.

00:03:17.000 Mark's my boy.

00:03:18.000 Yeah, I know, but...

00:03:19.000 No way.

00:03:20.000 No way.

00:03:23.000 People used to think I was Filipino growing up, so fuck that.

00:03:26.000 Yeah, but you're not.

00:03:28.000 You're definitely not, though.

00:03:29.000 People think I'm Mexican.

00:03:31.000 I don't root for Kane every time.

00:03:33.000 But your boy, Aaron Hernandez, did he get convicted yesterday?

00:03:37.000 The guy who looks a lot like you?

00:03:39.000 I know, right?

00:03:39.000 He's the handsome motherfucker.

00:03:41.000 He's the opposite of you, though.

00:03:41.000 He just kills bitches, though.

00:03:42.000 But he's the opposite of you.

00:03:43.000 Like, you're such a sweet guy.

00:03:44.000 I know, he's the exact opposite.

00:03:46.000 He's apparently a very mean person.

00:03:48.000 Yeah, you can't be killing people, man.

00:03:50.000 7,107 islands in the Philippines.

00:03:53.000 What?

00:03:53.000 Islands must be cheap.

00:03:54.000 You could probably buy an island for like two grand, right?

00:03:57.000 Well, sometimes they only stick around for a couple months and they go underwater.

00:04:01.000 That's why they're cheap.

00:04:04.000 They have like an odds thing, like the realtors.

00:04:07.000 You know, it's at the 30% line right now that it'll be underwater within five years.

00:04:12.000 Just look at the islands available.

00:04:13.000 Oh well, we got about 6,000 right now.

00:04:15.000 I have no idea.

00:04:17.000 That's like super gangster money if you could buy an island.

00:04:20.000 Yeah, I knew it was over a thousand and I thought it was thousands.

00:04:23.000 I didn't think it was 7,000.

00:04:25.000 Alright, Aaron Hernandez.

00:04:26.000 What do you think you got?

00:04:27.000 How many years you got?

00:04:28.000 I know the Boston Bomber dude got the death penalty.

00:04:31.000 Yeah.

00:04:32.000 Makes sense, right?

00:04:33.000 What the fuck are we doing?

00:04:35.000 Yeah.

00:04:35.000 Peter Hernandez is screwed.

00:04:38.000 Who got life?

00:04:39.000 Whoa.

00:04:41.000 Yeah, he has two more, right?

00:04:42.000 Because he got convicted of the one murder of Odin Lloyd, right?

00:04:45.000 Life.

00:04:45.000 Could they escalate to death?

00:04:48.000 Whoa.

00:04:49.000 Maybe.

00:04:51.000 Fuck that guy.

00:04:52.000 Can't kill people.

00:04:53.000 Yeah, that's not cool.

00:04:54.000 Bullshit.

00:04:55.000 Oh, shit.

00:04:56.000 Anyone who knows him said they can't believe he made it this long without getting caught.

00:04:59.000 I guess he's just a bad dude.

00:05:01.000 I don't really know that.

00:05:02.000 I didn't look into that story.

00:05:05.000 Yeah, it's kind of everywhere.

00:05:07.000 He was a baseball player or something?

00:05:09.000 Football player.

00:05:10.000 Super scary guy.

00:05:11.000 Just a gangster?

00:05:12.000 Yeah.

00:05:12.000 Super talented guy.

00:05:14.000 Crazy talented guy.

00:05:14.000 What position does he play?

00:05:15.000 Tight end.

00:05:16.000 Won a national championship and a Super Bowl with the Patriots.

00:05:19.000 Damn, look at you.

00:05:21.000 Yeah, apparently he's just...

00:05:23.000 Follow my football, man.

00:05:24.000 Very mean.

00:05:25.000 Oh, that's right.

00:05:25.000 You play football.

00:05:26.000 I kind of know football.

00:05:27.000 Okay.

00:05:28.000 Aaron Hernandez was a big deal.

00:05:29.000 And everyone compared the two of us.

00:05:31.000 Was he just crazy?

00:05:33.000 Like, what was his deal?

00:05:34.000 He grew up super, super hoody and in a gang.

00:05:37.000 So, this is the thing, man.

00:05:38.000 So, he got all that money.

00:05:40.000 And the one team he should have been drafted to was the New England Patriots.

00:05:44.000 Because he was from Connecticut.

00:05:45.000 So, he didn't escape the gang.

00:05:47.000 There's gangs in Connecticut?

00:05:48.000 Bet your ass there.

00:05:49.000 Really?

00:05:51.000 Mexicans?

00:05:52.000 Yeah.

00:05:52.000 I used to work in New Haven.

00:05:54.000 It's not Mexicans.

00:05:56.000 It's Puerto Ricans.

00:05:57.000 A lot of Puerto Ricans.

00:05:58.000 Oh, shit.

00:05:58.000 Okay.

00:05:58.000 That makes sense.

00:05:59.000 Black dudes.

00:05:59.000 So they were saying if he got drafted by any other team, I mean, I'm sure he still would have killed bitches, but it was just way worse because he had all his homies there, and then you got $40 million.

00:06:08.000 Huh?

00:06:08.000 You didn't give a guy like that $40 million?

00:06:10.000 What did you think was going to happen?

00:06:12.000 Damn, he had $40 million?

00:06:14.000 $40 million?

00:06:15.000 How much money did they make playing football?

00:06:16.000 That's so crazy.

00:06:18.000 Hit load.

00:06:19.000 Especially a guy of his caliber.

00:06:20.000 What do you think?

00:06:20.000 Think about Deflategate.

00:06:21.000 I think it's bullshit.

00:06:23.000 I think it's such bullshit.

00:06:25.000 I think Tom Brady would have beat them no matter what.

00:06:27.000 Make all the balls.

00:06:28.000 Deflate everyone's balls.

00:06:29.000 Tell me how it goes.

00:06:30.000 You know why I think it's bullshit?

00:06:32.000 It's because everybody had the same ball.

00:06:34.000 Yeah.

00:06:35.000 The other team had that ball, too.

00:06:37.000 So they still won.

00:06:38.000 Even if the ball was, like, slightly deflated.

00:06:41.000 No, they didn't.

00:06:41.000 They didn't.

00:06:42.000 Yeah.

00:06:42.000 It's not true?

00:06:43.000 Mm-mm.

00:06:43.000 I'm going to help you out.

00:06:44.000 Yeah.

00:06:44.000 God damn it!

00:06:45.000 Who gave me that bad information?

00:06:47.000 James, did you give me that bad information?

00:06:48.000 So each team has their own balls, right?

00:06:51.000 The quarterback before the game would feel the ball.

00:06:54.000 So there's an Indianapolis Colts ball, and then there's a New England Patriots ball.

00:06:57.000 Well, then what's the problem?

00:06:59.000 Well, they're saying Tom's was deflated, so it made it.

00:07:02.000 It's fucking stupid.

00:07:03.000 Deflate your ball too, who cares?

00:07:05.000 Exactly.

00:07:05.000 Let me know how it goes.

00:07:06.000 But all the NFL's like, it doesn't fucking matter.

00:07:09.000 It's so stupid.

00:07:11.000 All the NFL thinks it doesn't matter?

00:07:13.000 The players.

00:07:14.000 All the players.

00:07:15.000 He got suspended for four games.

00:07:16.000 Stupid.

00:07:17.000 How many games did Ray Rice get suspended for beating the shit out of his girlfriend?

00:07:20.000 Two.

00:07:22.000 What?

00:07:23.000 Hello, NFL. What the fuck are we doing?

00:07:27.000 You fucking dummies, you gotta at least suspend that guy for as many times.

00:07:32.000 Are they back together, Ray Rice and his girl?

00:07:34.000 Yeah, they're married.

00:07:36.000 She didn't press charges.

00:07:37.000 Yeah.

00:07:38.000 Incredible.

00:07:38.000 Have you seen that video?

00:07:39.000 I have.

00:07:40.000 He hit her with a left hook like Mark Hunt.

00:07:43.000 You can't do that, man.

00:07:44.000 It was like Donovan Razor Ruddock.

00:07:45.000 Remember how Razor Ruddock used to throw that shovel hook?

00:07:48.000 He was still like, right?

00:07:49.000 Dude.

00:07:49.000 Remember that?

00:07:50.000 Remember Razor Ruddock?

00:07:51.000 Oh, yeah.

00:07:51.000 It was more like Tommy Morrison's left hook.

00:07:53.000 No, Tommy Morrison's left hook, he would leap in with the power.

00:07:56.000 I just wanted to say Tommy Morrison.

00:07:57.000 No, Razor Ruddock would catch bitches moving away.

00:08:00.000 Yeah, that's what he did.

00:08:01.000 Remember Razor Ruddock Tyson?

00:08:03.000 Yeah.

00:08:03.000 He gave him some trouble.

00:08:05.000 Fuck yeah, he did.

00:08:05.000 Razor Ruddock, that was after prison?

00:08:07.000 No, that was pre-prison.

00:08:08.000 That was Tyson in his power.

00:08:09.000 Are you sure?

00:08:10.000 Oh, I'm 100% sure.

00:08:11.000 Okay.

00:08:12.000 Yeah.

00:08:12.000 I'm pretty sure.

00:08:13.000 Yeah, Razor Ruddock vs.

00:08:16.000 Tommy Morrison was actually a good fight.

00:08:17.000 Tommy Morrison stopped him.

00:08:19.000 It was kind of a bullshit stoppage, but he did rock him with a left hook.

00:08:22.000 He cracked him with a left hook and hurt him, then just threw a bunch of punches at his arms.

00:08:26.000 Damn, that's one fight I would've...

00:08:27.000 I saw it, because I actually was a Tommy Morrison fan.

00:08:31.000 I felt sorry for white people.

00:08:32.000 You know what I mean?

00:08:33.000 Mexicans and blacks are just killing everybody in boxing.

00:08:36.000 The one white guy?

00:08:37.000 I'm not white, but I would pull for the white guy because I felt sorry for him.

00:08:41.000 I appreciate it, man.

00:08:41.000 I appreciate it.

00:08:41.000 You know what I mean?

00:08:42.000 Yeah.

00:08:42.000 Tommy Morrison was like, oh, come on, man.

00:08:44.000 I was watching him in Tuesday Night Fights.

00:08:47.000 Remember that shit?

00:08:49.000 Man, he was fighting Michael Bent.

00:08:53.000 He was supposed to just go right through Michael Bent, and Michael Bent just lit him.

00:08:58.000 It was one of the most brutal knockouts in boxing history.

00:09:02.000 He was shredded, man.

00:09:04.000 Tommy Morrison was shredded.

00:09:05.000 His problem was he was too nervous.

00:09:07.000 He died, right?

00:09:08.000 Well, in the end.

00:09:09.000 Yeah, he died.

00:09:10.000 Yeah, he's dead.

00:09:11.000 Tommy Morrison died?

00:09:11.000 Yeah.

00:09:12.000 He's dead.

00:09:13.000 He just found this out.

00:09:14.000 He had AIDS, right?

00:09:14.000 I know he had AIDS, but I didn't know he died.

00:09:16.000 Well, most people with AIDS, they're not that healthy.

00:09:19.000 Unless you're Magic Johnson, right?

00:09:20.000 Unless you're Magic Johnson.

00:09:20.000 He didn't have AIDS. He was just HIV positive.

00:09:22.000 He never even came close to having AIDS. They gave him the best medicine available.

00:09:26.000 He got the super AIDS. Yeah, it made him good.

00:09:29.000 But Morrison, before he died, had pec implants.

00:09:32.000 It was really crazy, and he was methed out of his fucking mind.

00:09:35.000 So he was on meth?

00:09:36.000 Yeah, well, you gotta see what he looked like.

00:09:38.000 Some people call that live-in, brother.

00:09:40.000 Yeah, that's what I say.

00:09:41.000 His body was all fucking weird, man.

00:09:43.000 The crazy thing about meth is there's people that have done meth their whole fucking life, and they're still alive.

00:09:49.000 How do you go...

00:09:51.000 Ten years of doing meth, and how does your body adapt?

00:09:54.000 How do you still have teeth?

00:09:55.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:09:56.000 Okay, this fight's about to start.

00:09:58.000 Terry Hill, the referee, is standing in the middle of the octagon.

00:10:01.000 Got a set of tits on him.

00:10:03.000 Who is the referee that let Mark Hunt almost get his brains beaten in by Stipe Miocic?

00:10:10.000 I don't know.

00:10:10.000 He was British, right?

00:10:11.000 I guess you'd be fired.

00:10:13.000 Okay, so these two gentlemen are going at it.

00:10:15.000 One of them is Adiva in the red and Makashvili.

00:10:22.000 So you don't have my money?

00:10:24.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:10:25.000 No, I got your money.

00:10:26.000 You got your money right now?

00:10:26.000 I got your money, yeah.

00:10:28.000 Oh, let's just talk about that real quick.

00:10:29.000 In cash or check?

00:10:30.000 Well, how would you like it?

00:10:32.000 I'm kind of like a bank.

00:10:33.000 They made a bet during the last UFC Fight Companion that Brendan Schaub's boy, Pat Cummins, was going to beat OSP, otherwise known as Ovin St. Preux.

00:10:45.000 Ovin St. Preux shut them lights out in the first round.

00:10:49.000 Look at that.

00:10:49.000 He's got cash for you.

00:10:51.000 He's got $1,000 cash.

00:10:52.000 They made $1,000.

00:10:54.000 What do you think?

00:10:54.000 $900.

00:10:55.000 What do you remember if you won by Twister?

00:10:57.000 There's like $10,000.

00:10:58.000 Yeah.

00:10:59.000 Oh, no, we didn't shake on that!

00:11:00.000 No, no, no, we didn't shake on that.

00:11:03.000 I thought you did.

00:11:04.000 I got 900. We were all fucked up.

00:11:05.000 Jamie, pull up the files.

00:11:07.000 You pulled the bus.

00:11:09.000 You want to do double or nothing?

00:11:10.000 Do you want to go double or nothing?

00:11:12.000 I got Edgar.

00:11:13.000 You got Faber.

00:11:14.000 No, I got Frankie, Doug.

00:11:16.000 Huh?

00:11:17.000 I want Frankie.

00:11:18.000 I want Frankie.

00:11:19.000 Wow, this is interesting.

00:11:21.000 You guys don't want to take Faber?

00:11:22.000 I think Faber at 135 is the man.

00:11:26.000 Well, Faber at 145 is a motherfucker.

00:11:28.000 Yeah, a motherfucker.

00:11:30.000 Well, then take him.

00:11:31.000 Well, no.

00:11:32.000 Hey, listen, Faber's a bad motherfucker, no doubt about it.

00:11:36.000 But Frankie Edgar, man, it's hard to bet against him at 45. That's a hard...

00:11:40.000 Alright, pick another fight.

00:11:41.000 He's just so solid.

00:11:42.000 Pick another fight.

00:11:42.000 I really don't know.

00:11:43.000 What about Mousasi?

00:11:45.000 I got Mousasi.

00:11:47.000 You want Philippou?

00:11:48.000 No, I got Mousasi.

00:11:49.000 What about Munoz?

00:11:50.000 I got Munoz.

00:11:51.000 Who do you got?

00:11:51.000 How about Lim and Magny?

00:11:53.000 Yeah, Magny.

00:11:53.000 That's an interesting fight.

00:11:54.000 That's not your boy?

00:11:55.000 Magny's my boy.

00:11:56.000 Who's he fighting?

00:11:57.000 It's a tough fight.

00:11:58.000 He's fighting...

00:11:59.000 How do you say his name?

00:12:00.000 Hung Gar Ling?

00:12:03.000 Hold on a second.

00:12:04.000 Let me pull it up.

00:12:04.000 You know what?

00:12:05.000 He's a baller.

00:12:06.000 You know what?

00:12:07.000 I'll take Faber.

00:12:07.000 Wim's a bad motherfucker.

00:12:08.000 Double or nothing.

00:12:09.000 For reals?

00:12:10.000 I'll take Faber.

00:12:11.000 You know what?

00:12:11.000 I think Faber's going to...

00:12:12.000 I'm envisioning it now.

00:12:14.000 The weed's hitting me.

00:12:15.000 He's going to win this fight.

00:12:17.000 I got Faber.

00:12:18.000 I just saw it.

00:12:19.000 I just saw it.

00:12:20.000 Deal!

00:12:20.000 Double or nothing.

00:12:21.000 Double or nothing?

00:12:22.000 Double or nothing.

00:12:24.000 I don't know.

00:12:26.000 Double or nothing.

00:12:27.000 Double or nothing.

00:12:28.000 Don't fuck around.

00:12:29.000 Come on.

00:12:30.000 So you get $1,800.

00:12:33.000 Huh?

00:12:34.000 $1,800?

00:12:35.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:36.000 This is $900.

00:12:37.000 Double would be $1,800.

00:12:38.000 Oh, shit.

00:12:38.000 Okay, I'll take $1,800.

00:12:39.000 Alright, cool.

00:12:40.000 Come on, Faber, goddammit.

00:12:42.000 Fucking A, Frankie.

00:12:43.000 Come on, Frankie.

00:12:45.000 This really escalated.

00:12:46.000 You know what?

00:12:47.000 This escalated like crazy.

00:12:48.000 His body is going to look incredible.

00:12:51.000 I could see him winning.

00:12:52.000 I'm really nervous now.

00:12:53.000 That's a close fight.

00:12:54.000 I could see him winning $1,800.

00:12:56.000 $1,800.

00:12:58.000 I immediately regret that bet.

00:13:01.000 No, he doesn't regret it.

00:13:02.000 He's happy.

00:13:03.000 He's just fucking with me.

00:13:04.000 I'm a little happy.

00:13:06.000 I'm super nervous.

00:13:07.000 Faber at 45 is a total wild card.

00:13:09.000 We haven't seen him at 45 in a long time.

00:13:11.000 At 35, I would have taken Faber right away.

00:13:13.000 Real quick.

00:13:14.000 He's never lost a non-title fight.

00:13:16.000 Faber's never lost a non-title fight.

00:13:17.000 That's fucking insane.

00:13:19.000 At 145, yeah.

00:13:20.000 And you know, Frankie fought at 55. Frankie's small, though, man.

00:13:23.000 Yes, but still, he could handle dudes at 55. Right, but don't you think that Faber will, for his age, I think he just turned 37?

00:13:31.000 37, 36, yeah.

00:13:32.000 He just had a birthday.

00:13:35.000 As you get older, it's probably harder and harder to fight really well after you cut weight.

00:13:40.000 Yeah.

00:13:41.000 And he's cutting a lot of weight.

00:13:43.000 Maybe we'll see a better...

00:13:44.000 I think he kept getting better.

00:13:46.000 You can't go back to the time he fought for the title at 45 against Aldo.

00:13:51.000 Because I really feel like back then, that's a different Faber than you see now.

00:13:55.000 I think Faber's better.

00:13:56.000 I think he's better now.

00:13:58.000 Yeah, and remember...

00:14:01.000 Nobody had the ground and pound Faber had back in the day.

00:14:04.000 He doesn't do it anymore.

00:14:05.000 You say back in the day, though, homie.

00:14:06.000 Yeah, he doesn't do it anymore, but he can.

00:14:08.000 I just think his game expanded so much.

00:14:10.000 Right in the beginning, Faber's game was, I'm going to take you down.

00:14:13.000 I'm not even going to try to pass your guard.

00:14:15.000 I'm going to stay in your guard, and I'm going to clinch down on you and stack you and smash you, and then do like a back extension thing, explosion up.

00:14:22.000 And bring the pain.

00:14:24.000 Bring the bottom dude up, and then he comes down and hits you with an elbow as you hit the ground.

00:14:31.000 He just come up with his elbows.

00:14:33.000 Nobody does that shit.

00:14:34.000 You can't sleep on that guillotine either.

00:14:35.000 Not at all.

00:14:36.000 God damn it, guys.

00:14:38.000 Faber has legit choking skills.

00:14:41.000 He's not going to out-wrestle Frank.

00:14:43.000 He's going to have to choke him.

00:14:44.000 Why do you think more people didn't do ground and pound like him?

00:14:47.000 Even today, they don't do it like that.

00:14:48.000 Is it the guys are just so light, you can do that?

00:14:50.000 He picks dudes up and smashes them, you know what I mean?

00:14:53.000 Remember that shit?

00:14:54.000 Remember that Cro-Cop ground and zaga?

00:14:56.000 Inside the guard?

00:14:57.000 To this day, sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and go, oof.

00:15:00.000 Those are the best.

00:15:02.000 Definitely, if those weren't the best elbows in the guard in MMA, they were top three.

00:15:06.000 They're up there.

00:15:06.000 They put top three.

00:15:07.000 Best elbows in the guard?

00:15:08.000 Jones is the best.

00:15:10.000 Jones is the best elbow.

00:15:12.000 Brandon Vera?

00:15:13.000 In Broomfield?

00:15:14.000 I mean, that was really good.

00:15:15.000 That one elbow was really good.

00:15:17.000 But think how long John is to choose those elbows.

00:15:20.000 That's the difference.

00:15:21.000 It's true.

00:15:21.000 But there was something really special about Krokop doing it because, first of all, it came out of him being on top.

00:15:29.000 And then he hit him with elbows.

00:15:30.000 And all he was complaining about before the fight was grappling and elbows are ruining MMA. And that's his spot.

00:15:36.000 Grappling and elbows won him that fight.

00:15:38.000 It was so crazy.

00:15:40.000 He really fucked him up.

00:15:40.000 He could win a lot of fights there.

00:15:42.000 He should bring in wrestlers to start working his takedowns.

00:15:45.000 Yeah.

00:15:45.000 That's where he needs to be.

00:15:46.000 He needs to take motherfuckers down, put in the guard.

00:15:49.000 Are you kidding?

00:15:49.000 I disagree.

00:15:51.000 You know what?

00:15:51.000 Standing, he's gun-shy now.

00:15:53.000 Let's not get out of control here.

00:15:55.000 Hey, listen.

00:15:55.000 He's gun-shy standing.

00:15:56.000 He is.

00:15:57.000 And he's worried about his chin.

00:15:58.000 He's getting older.

00:15:59.000 Let's not...

00:16:01.000 Sugarcoat it?

00:16:02.000 Yes.

00:16:02.000 So I believe he should be in the garden fucking people up based on that performance.

00:16:08.000 That might be his new spot.

00:16:09.000 Standing?

00:16:10.000 His new spot.

00:16:11.000 He's not like...

00:16:12.000 Taking bitches down.

00:16:13.000 Well, maybe.

00:16:15.000 He's a strong dude.

00:16:16.000 Didn't you say he's the strongest dude you ever fought?

00:16:18.000 Strong as fuck, but he wasn't taking me down.

00:16:20.000 He'd have a Career!

00:16:21.000 Come on, man.

00:16:22.000 It's Crocombe.

00:16:23.000 Well, maybe you can learn how to take people down.

00:16:25.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.

00:16:26.000 Every bit of fucking 40, he's going to switch into a grappler.

00:16:29.000 Isn't it weird that Weidman is not the main event next week?

00:16:32.000 It seems weird to me.

00:16:34.000 Like, Weidman, Belfort, that feels like the main event for me.

00:16:37.000 Not that there's anything wrong with Cormier Johnson.

00:16:41.000 But it's like you know.

00:16:42.000 We all know.

00:16:44.000 We know that Jon Jones is the champ.

00:16:46.000 They took Jon Joe's title away from non-fighting activity type shit.

00:16:50.000 What do you think about that?

00:16:51.000 Have we talked about Jon Jones?

00:16:52.000 No, we haven't.

00:16:53.000 Have you talked about it on your podcast?

00:16:54.000 Yeah, I've talked about it.

00:16:55.000 What's your feelings on that?

00:16:55.000 You gotta strip him.

00:16:56.000 You gotta strip him.

00:16:57.000 Yeah, you have to.

00:16:58.000 You have to.

00:16:59.000 However, even if he's not training and he's sitting in jail where the fuck he's at, he's still the best fighter on the planet.

00:17:06.000 There's no legit light heavyweight champion.

00:17:09.000 Whoever wins that's not the real champion.

00:17:10.000 You're 100% right.

00:17:12.000 The only one who had a chance of proving that is Rumble.

00:17:15.000 Because if Rumble beats Cormier, we still don't know if he would have been able to beat Jones.

00:17:19.000 I agree.

00:17:19.000 If Cormier beats Rumble, then we're in this weird spot where we got this guy who's clearly...

00:17:24.000 He's the champ, but he's not the champ.

00:17:26.000 And then Johnson comes...

00:17:27.000 Fresh out of prison, just a gut ready to destroy somebody.

00:17:32.000 Yeah, he's gonna be a heavyweight and come out of prison.

00:17:34.000 Yeah, he might.

00:17:35.000 Dude, he's gonna run in jail.

00:17:37.000 Come on!

00:17:38.000 No one's gonna fuck with John Jones in jail.

00:17:40.000 It's not looking good, man.

00:17:41.000 The guys are probably gonna test him.

00:17:42.000 Usually people get time for that shit.

00:17:44.000 The only way it'll work out, the only way it'll work out, apparently, is if he makes some sort of a settlement with the woman.

00:17:50.000 Like, they get together and he says, look, here's a million bucks.

00:17:54.000 Let's just let this shit go away.

00:17:55.000 Signs of paperwork, which is very possible and the smart thing to do if you don't want to go to jail.

00:18:01.000 That's priceless, right?

00:18:03.000 Give her two million.

00:18:05.000 That would only be the civil charges, though.

00:18:07.000 The criminal charges come from the police, right?

00:18:08.000 That's a felony, homie.

00:18:10.000 Yes, yes, yes.

00:18:11.000 But I think it's lessened in some sort of a strange way if the woman won't press charges.

00:18:17.000 It's two felonies, though, right?

00:18:19.000 That is true, though, right?

00:18:20.000 He ran from the scene of the crime.

00:18:22.000 Like, yeah, he probably can't escape it.

00:18:23.000 He left his car and just started running.

00:18:25.000 No, no, no.

00:18:26.000 Came back.

00:18:27.000 This is where he's fucked, because if you leave the scene, you can say, whatever, head trauma, I was fucked up, I was out of it, so I ran.

00:18:34.000 But...

00:18:35.000 If you're smart enough to come back and get your cash and then run off, now you're fucked.

00:18:40.000 That's not going to work.

00:18:41.000 Because you were smart enough to go, oh, hold up, my cash is there.

00:18:44.000 Let me go back and grab it.

00:18:45.000 Well, who knows what else he got as well.

00:18:47.000 You know, we say he got his cash.

00:18:48.000 Like, you've seen a fucking dude in a hoodie grab some shit with his hand that looks like cash.

00:18:53.000 There could have been a bunch of other things involved in that hand.

00:18:56.000 You know, I mean, who knows what the fuck he grabbed.

00:18:58.000 It's just sad, man.

00:18:59.000 It's super sad, man.

00:19:00.000 Why do you think he ran?

00:19:01.000 Most sad for the woman, obviously.

00:19:03.000 I think he was probably high.

00:19:05.000 I think he was high, and you've got to remember, he got in trouble before.

00:19:09.000 He got in trouble before.

00:19:10.000 And from what I've heard is, if you leave the scene, you're less likely to get in trouble.

00:19:16.000 Does that make sense?

00:19:17.000 Yes.

00:19:18.000 I heard a cop say, if you get in an accident and you are high and you run, that's the best...

00:19:23.000 Case scenario.

00:19:24.000 What kind of a cop are you talking to?

00:19:25.000 You know what?

00:19:26.000 That is true.

00:19:27.000 That is true.

00:19:27.000 A shady, shady cop.

00:19:29.000 Just fucking flee.

00:19:30.000 Especially if you're high.

00:19:32.000 If you're higher on substance and you run, the charges are less.

00:19:35.000 A cop told me the same thing.

00:19:37.000 He said, because a DUI, that's going to fuck you up way worse than fleeing the scene, because now they don't know if you are intoxicated.

00:19:42.000 This isn't good advice if anybody's listening.

00:19:45.000 This is terrible advice.

00:19:45.000 Don't listen to these guys.

00:19:46.000 It's good advice.

00:19:47.000 Maybe that's Jon Jones' sense.

00:19:49.000 Be accountable for your own errors.

00:19:50.000 Don't run away.

00:19:51.000 Well, I think Jon had already had that one DUI, and if he was, in fact, fucked up, he was probably in full panic mode.

00:19:57.000 I mean, he just got the Reebok deal.

00:19:59.000 He was making really good money.

00:20:01.000 He's doing all these commercials for Reebok.

00:20:02.000 He had Instagram pictures constantly all the time, and he knew that was going away.

00:20:06.000 Everything was going away.

00:20:07.000 Most likely, the title's going away.

00:20:09.000 Public perception is going to be terrible.

00:20:10.000 The whole thing was a disaster.

00:20:12.000 I think he just, wow!

00:20:14.000 He just needs to embrace this dark night rule.

00:20:17.000 Fuck you guys.

00:20:19.000 He needs to go with me to Peru.

00:20:21.000 Yeah, that's what he needs to do.

00:20:22.000 That's what's up.

00:20:23.000 I'll just convince the judge.

00:20:24.000 Do some ayahuasca.

00:20:26.000 We'll show them all.

00:20:27.000 He probably done ayahuasca like 30 times already.

00:20:30.000 What were you going to say, Joe?

00:20:31.000 He needs to do what?

00:20:32.000 I think he embraces his will and roll.

00:20:34.000 No, he can't.

00:20:34.000 Yeah, like the WWE. He's got to realize that he's operating on momentum, meaning that I think what Jon Jones is doing right now, I think life is almost out of control for him.

00:20:45.000 I think the overwhelming, all the pressure, all the craziness involved in being the youngest ever UFC champion, the light heavyweight champion, the crazy fucking fights, and knowing that...

00:20:57.000 Some of his fights, he's had really shitty camps.

00:20:59.000 That's what makes him great, though.

00:21:00.000 Partying.

00:21:00.000 So you want to cage that line and be like, listen, none of that.

00:21:04.000 It doesn't make him great.

00:21:05.000 I disagree.

00:21:06.000 No, he is great, and there's that.

00:21:08.000 It doesn't make him great.

00:21:09.000 What makes him great is his training.

00:21:11.000 It's just he's so good that he can get by, with all the training he's already done, being half out of shape and beat a guy like Alexander Gustafson.

00:21:18.000 True.

00:21:18.000 But I think if you take a guy like that, and you say, alright man, you gotta quit being you, and you gotta live in this house, 9 to 5, go to training, come back, you can't party, you can't do any of that, he's not gonna be as good or as creative.

00:21:29.000 Some guys you can't put the restraints on.

00:21:32.000 Yeah, but you only say that.

00:21:33.000 Like, we don't know, because we've never seen him do it.

00:21:35.000 He was supposed to be doing it for this fight, obviously he wasn't.

00:21:37.000 Come on.

00:21:38.000 You know?

00:21:38.000 That was the idea.

00:21:40.000 There's a lot of...

00:21:41.000 There's a balance, man.

00:21:41.000 There's a lot of famous...

00:21:43.000 Football stars that are known cokeheads.

00:21:47.000 For sure.

00:21:48.000 And they kept it from people.

00:21:50.000 Well, how about Tyson?

00:21:51.000 Tyson in his prime would be coked up in fights.

00:21:54.000 Lawrence Taylor!

00:21:55.000 That's not clear, because he doesn't really say...

00:21:58.000 That he was high during the fight.

00:22:01.000 I heard that.

00:22:01.000 I thought he did.

00:22:02.000 He's saying he was doing coke during that time, but he's not specifically saying that he was doing it in the fight.

00:22:08.000 Lawrence Taylor came out and admitted he played high all the time on cocaine.

00:22:11.000 And he's one of the best players ever.

00:22:14.000 Ever.

00:22:14.000 Lawrence Taylor.

00:22:15.000 Is it a rumor or is it a fact that Joe Montana had problems with coke?

00:22:21.000 I'm not sure.

00:22:22.000 How dare you bring Joe All-American to Montana?

00:22:24.000 Tyson admits to being high on drugs during major fights and using a fake penis to avoid detection.

00:22:32.000 Well...

00:22:33.000 That's pretty clear.

00:22:34.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:22:36.000 Marijuana and cocaine is beating bitches up.

00:22:41.000 Jones may not have had a problem with Coke.

00:22:45.000 Jones may not have had a problem with Coke.

00:22:47.000 He might have just been partying one night.

00:22:49.000 Bro, if you're doing it that close to a fight, you got a problem.

00:22:53.000 You think so?

00:22:53.000 Yeah.

00:22:54.000 I think for him, he's just got to reconcile who he truly is.

00:22:59.000 I think he tried to play this, I'm a nice guy, and then that kind of got busted with DC, and then he was kind of left...

00:23:05.000 With this perception gap of what he was trying to portray and what he actually knew that he was deep inside.

00:23:11.000 And I think he's just got to reconcile that and just be truly what he is.

00:23:15.000 If he's a fucking savage, just be a fucking savage.

00:23:17.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:23:18.000 Just be Chuck Liddell.

00:23:20.000 Be truly who you are.

00:23:21.000 Don't become Flanders overnight.

00:23:23.000 Yeah, but Chuck Liddell was a different kind of dude.

00:23:26.000 Chuck Liddell was a wild party dude, but he wasn't...

00:23:29.000 What John Jones, his situation is, first of all, driving drunk.

00:23:33.000 There's a big difference.

00:23:34.000 Chuck would party.

00:23:35.000 I guarantee he'd probably get limos or something like that.

00:23:38.000 He never got busted drunk driving.

00:23:40.000 The driving part's a big one.

00:23:42.000 Chuck Liddell embraced...

00:23:45.000 His celebrity more than any fighter I knew.

00:23:48.000 He loved it.

00:23:50.000 He had a great time.

00:23:52.000 He was...

00:23:53.000 Man, he was on...

00:23:54.000 His after parties, I mean, he's just on fire.

00:23:57.000 He's just like...

00:23:58.000 He's just talking about how he fucked these dudes up.

00:24:01.000 And everyone's like, fuck, this is Chuck.

00:24:03.000 And everyone's taking shots.

00:24:04.000 He's taking shots.

00:24:05.000 He's like...

00:24:05.000 He was like at the club going...

00:24:07.000 The game's changed, though.

00:24:10.000 And he was so fucking...

00:24:13.000 God.

00:24:13.000 Damn nice.

00:24:15.000 And I'm not just saying that because he's a friend of mine.

00:24:18.000 Yeah, he's a very nice guy.

00:24:19.000 So cool!

00:24:20.000 He's one of the coolest guys ever.

00:24:22.000 He's a great guy.

00:24:23.000 We haven't talked about this fight once.

00:24:24.000 The game's changed, though.

00:24:25.000 That's all I'm saying.

00:24:26.000 Two minutes to go.

00:24:27.000 I say Jon Jones should just be the Chuck Liddell of the 2000s.

00:24:31.000 I just don't think you can make the comparison.

00:24:34.000 Chuck Liddell was never thought of as a bad guy.

00:24:37.000 True.

00:24:37.000 I mean, he liked to party, but people think of John as a bad guy.

00:24:40.000 Chuck wasn't fake, either.

00:24:42.000 Like, Chuck didn't put on this persona.

00:24:44.000 There was no reconciliation that needed to happen.

00:24:46.000 He wasn't confused.

00:24:47.000 He was just a caveman.

00:24:49.000 Yeah.

00:24:49.000 Fucking people up.

00:24:51.000 It's just a weird thing to see a guy as young and talented as John repeat the same mistakes that you've seen all these other young, talented guys do.

00:25:00.000 It's heartbreaking, man.

00:25:01.000 It is.

00:25:03.000 This is probably a really good fight.

00:25:05.000 I'm not mad at the trunks.

00:25:06.000 Old school.

00:25:09.000 Yeah, we literally, I have no idea who won this fight.

00:25:12.000 We barely pay attention.

00:25:13.000 Could not tell you.

00:25:15.000 This is like watching the fights in the stands, though.

00:25:18.000 If you watch the fights in the stands, like, sometimes, like, before I would work for the UFC, we would watch fights in the stands, and someone would go, what?

00:25:25.000 He won?

00:25:26.000 Did he really win?

00:25:27.000 What the fuck happened?

00:25:28.000 How did he win?

00:25:28.000 Like, this is bullshit.

00:25:30.000 Every time I looked up, he was kicking ass.

00:25:32.000 Dude, how about those first UFCs when Zufo took over?

00:25:36.000 And we were all dreaming of that day where the UFC would be at MGM or Mandalay.

00:25:43.000 Like, fuck!

00:25:44.000 Like, one of these days, dude, one of these days.

00:25:46.000 And it fucking happened.

00:25:48.000 We were right there, ringside.

00:25:51.000 We had the best seats in the fucking house.

00:25:53.000 What was it?

00:25:53.000 Murillo Bustamante versus Chuck Liddell era.

00:25:56.000 Remember that?

00:25:57.000 Murillo Bustamante.

00:25:59.000 No, no, no.

00:25:59.000 It was Murillo Bustamante versus...

00:26:02.000 God damn it.

00:26:03.000 What the fuck is his name?

00:26:05.000 Dave Monet?

00:26:06.000 No.

00:26:07.000 My computer's going off.

00:26:09.000 Shit.

00:26:10.000 Who the fuck did he fight?

00:26:11.000 Oh, Matt Lindlund.

00:26:12.000 Wasn't that it?

00:26:13.000 Was it?

00:26:14.000 I know we were there for Sakurai and Matt Hughes.

00:26:17.000 We were there for Sakurai and Matt Hughes.

00:26:19.000 Remember that fight?

00:26:19.000 And they'd come over.

00:26:21.000 Ryan Bennett would come over.

00:26:22.000 He was the roving reporter guy.

00:26:24.000 And, Joe, so what do you think of the UFC? Yeah.

00:26:26.000 And then Joe would just be like, he'd just rattle off like the coolest line and go, the UFC is kind of like baseball.

00:26:33.000 This cool ass quote that he would just have ready to go.

00:26:36.000 And then they would use that in the promos for the next UFC. And then they just asked him like, shit, will you commentate?

00:26:44.000 Then once he started commenting, I'm like sitting there by myself.

00:26:47.000 And I'm like, this sucks.

00:26:49.000 This sucks, man.

00:26:51.000 He's all working.

00:26:52.000 I'm like, fuck.

00:26:53.000 This is...

00:26:54.000 Yeah, they talk me into working.

00:26:56.000 Because to get those kind of seats, two is the maximum.

00:26:59.000 They're not going to give you four of those motherfuckers.

00:27:01.000 You're going to get two, or you're going to get one, and you're going to be happy with it, right?

00:27:05.000 This guy's getting pounded on me.

00:27:06.000 Can I get one for my girlfriend?

00:27:08.000 Yeah.

00:27:08.000 Nah, man.

00:27:10.000 That's fucking great.

00:27:13.000 That was back in the day, dude.

00:27:14.000 We were there before I even worked for the UFC, so that was like 2001. And there's a video that's on YouTube still where Brian Callen went once.

00:27:24.000 And we were pre-gaming in the hotel room at the MGM, and it was one of those first five UFCs in Vegas.

00:27:31.000 We were like in Vegas, in a hotel room, getting blitzed.

00:27:35.000 Callen was there.

00:27:36.000 This video is somewhere on YouTube.

00:27:39.000 Where is that video?

00:27:40.000 What is it called?

00:27:40.000 Brazilian...

00:27:42.000 Brazilian, gay, rapist.

00:27:45.000 Brian Callen.

00:27:46.000 What?

00:27:46.000 Brian doing his character.

00:27:48.000 You know that character he does?

00:27:49.000 The male raping the other men?

00:27:53.000 He does it as a Brazilian.

00:27:54.000 Sometimes it's Israeli.

00:27:55.000 Sometimes it's Brazilian.

00:27:57.000 He does it, and it was one of the funniest things of all time.

00:28:00.000 We were crying laughing.

00:28:01.000 I mean, crying.

00:28:03.000 We got kicked out of the hotel because there was so much- Gay porn star!

00:28:06.000 BJJ gay porn star!

00:28:08.000 Oh man, you gotta- Don't Google that, Jay.

00:28:10.000 Yeah, you're gonna get some weird stuff, my man.

00:28:12.000 You're gonna get some pop-ups.

00:28:16.000 There it is!

00:28:17.000 This is one of the funniest goddamn things Brian Callen has ever done.

00:28:21.000 You know what's fucked up about it?

00:28:22.000 The way they filmed it, it was an easter egg.

00:28:24.000 It was back when people put easter eggs in their DVD. So the video you get is this tiny little fucking video.

00:28:30.000 Like that.

00:28:31.000 Like look at the kid back when he was the kid.

00:28:34.000 It was back when he was the kid.

00:28:37.000 He doesn't age.

00:28:38.000 Can you start it over real quick?

00:28:43.000 This is actually his...

00:28:45.000 Hold on, hold on.

00:28:46.000 This is his Henzo Gracie impression, by the way.

00:28:49.000 Bring it to the beginning, young J-man.

00:28:50.000 Part Henzo, part Renato Magno.

00:28:52.000 It's a combination of both.

00:28:53.000 Tell me who you see, you know?

00:28:55.000 I just take a guy sometimes, put him to my mat, I make...

00:28:59.000 Like that.

00:29:01.000 Put the choke to him like that deep.

00:29:04.000 Left hand, pat my hand now.

00:29:06.000 Oh, look, look that.

00:29:07.000 That, yeah.

00:29:09.000 Then I make it like that.

00:29:10.000 Like that.

00:29:13.000 Sometimes slow.

00:29:19.000 Sometimes I mean like that, my friend.

00:29:22.000 He's licking his fingers.

00:29:24.000 I take a guy, pow, pow, like that.

00:29:26.000 I hold him down like that.

00:29:27.000 I mean like that.

00:29:32.000 Ah!

00:29:35.000 Ah!

00:29:36.000 Ah!

00:29:41.000 Can you explain to me the corn when you have the sex?

00:29:46.000 Sometimes, guys, you don't understand.

00:29:48.000 For me, my coke, what I'm going to do now?

00:29:51.000 If I take a corn, there's going to be one here.

00:30:17.000 And this is probably 2001. This is 14 years ago.

00:30:27.000 You guys are howling.

00:30:29.000 We got kicked out of that hotel room, dude.

00:30:32.000 We left that hotel room and the security guard was coming down the hallway.

00:30:34.000 He goes, were you guys making all that noise?

00:30:36.000 And we were like, no, we don't know what you're talking about.

00:30:38.000 We don't know what you're talking about.

00:30:40.000 He sounds like Henzo, right?

00:30:41.000 Oh my god, he's so funny, man.

00:30:43.000 That was 2001 or 2002, but I wasn't even working for the UFC back then.

00:30:49.000 You guys were just chilling in Vegas?

00:30:50.000 Yeah, we were just having fun in Vegas.

00:30:52.000 We just went to see some fights.

00:30:54.000 Yeah, and then he'd always rattle off this cool-ass quote, and then Dana just thought, man, you want to commentate a whole show?

00:31:00.000 And then Joe goes, dude, you want me to commentate?

00:31:03.000 Commentating is fun, but this might be the shit.

00:31:07.000 Fight companions?

00:31:08.000 You're not responsible for anything?

00:31:10.000 I love them.

00:31:11.000 I don't have to pay attention.

00:31:13.000 I tell them, fight, fight.

00:31:14.000 I'm sure you won, sir.

00:31:15.000 You look like you didn't fuck well.

00:31:16.000 Congrats.

00:31:17.000 Powerful Misha Tate, in the house.

00:31:18.000 Hey-o.

00:31:19.000 What's up, girl?

00:31:23.000 So pretty.

00:31:23.000 Quiet.

00:31:24.000 Cold.

00:31:25.000 Cold.

00:31:26.000 Creepy shop.

00:31:27.000 Yeah, all of us.

00:31:28.000 Everyone's all...

00:31:28.000 All of us.

00:31:30.000 Just heavy breathing in the mic.

00:31:32.000 Yeah, girl.

00:31:33.000 Yeah, smile at the camera.

00:31:34.000 She's pretty, but she's also thick.

00:31:35.000 All of us are picking her apart.

00:31:37.000 I'm a fan.

00:31:38.000 We're just scanning her face.

00:31:40.000 She's a tiggle, baby.

00:31:41.000 Thick.

00:31:43.000 She did something with those, right?

00:31:45.000 Something happened there.

00:31:46.000 Something great.

00:31:47.000 No one cares about that shit.

00:31:48.000 I prefer it.

00:31:50.000 People are like, yeah, get a tit job.

00:31:52.000 What I'm saying is, though, it's weird to do that while you're fighting.

00:31:55.000 Wow, bums you out.

00:31:56.000 What?

00:31:57.000 Strong stance.

00:31:59.000 Whoa, Aubrey.

00:32:00.000 I don't know if we can be friends.

00:32:01.000 That's fucking ayahuasca.

00:32:04.000 Did you do like a bunch of weird drugs before you came in?

00:32:07.000 What do you do with them?

00:32:08.000 I mean, I don't know.

00:32:08.000 You do whatever you do with them.

00:32:10.000 What are you supposed to do with them?

00:32:11.000 I'm not a big boob guy.

00:32:14.000 Oh, I am.

00:32:15.000 I'm ass legs.

00:32:16.000 Why pick?

00:32:17.000 You could have little tiny titties.

00:32:19.000 There's some bad bitches with both.

00:32:20.000 They could be little.

00:32:21.000 It's all about the ass and the leg.

00:32:23.000 Why pick is a very important point.

00:32:24.000 Why pick?

00:32:24.000 If you're getting hot enough girls, there's no reason to pick.

00:32:27.000 They have pretty faces, nice titties, perfect ass, small waist.

00:32:32.000 I mean, the titty's just like the rest of the body.

00:32:34.000 It's like an arm.

00:32:34.000 We can't talk about that on this show.

00:32:36.000 What do you mean it's like the rest of the body?

00:32:38.000 Well, there's nothing.

00:32:39.000 It's not really a sex organ unless you're like a baby.

00:32:41.000 We can't talk to you anymore.

00:32:43.000 Yeah, you'd be surprised.

00:32:43.000 You're talking nonsense.

00:32:44.000 You're talking crazy.

00:32:45.000 What about when your girl's on top and she's force-feeding you those while riding the dick?

00:32:51.000 Yeah, Joe!

00:32:54.000 You tell me those aren't awesome?

00:32:56.000 You tell me those aren't awesome?

00:32:58.000 Please.

00:32:59.000 They're wonderful.

00:33:01.000 I agree, man.

00:33:03.000 I'm a big fan.

00:33:04.000 I'm an awful fan.

00:33:05.000 Come on, man.

00:33:06.000 What the fuck is going on here?

00:33:09.000 It's early, so I'm going to give you a hall pass.

00:33:11.000 It's early as fuck, so you get a hall pass.

00:33:16.000 I think the female memories look better in clothes, like when they're kind of hanging out, they're like nice, they're fake, and they're better hanging out, you know what I mean?

00:33:26.000 That's like, you know, you can't deny that you're just like, damn!

00:33:30.000 You could almost see the nipple and you could just...

00:33:34.000 You know, they're real different now.

00:33:35.000 The new fake ones, they feel like real tits.

00:33:37.000 Yeah, man.

00:33:38.000 Because it's not like a bag of water like the olden days.

00:33:42.000 Now it's like a silicon, like...

00:33:44.000 Gummy bears.

00:33:45.000 Yeah, it's like memory foam, son.

00:33:47.000 It's very similar to the texture of an actual breast.

00:33:50.000 Can't even tell the difference.

00:33:51.000 It's a little more firm.

00:33:52.000 Mm-hmm.

00:33:52.000 It's just a little more firm.

00:33:54.000 It's a totally different animal now.

00:33:55.000 I prefer it.

00:33:56.000 Dude, do you remember those porns where the guy would be banging the girl, and they would have these weird striation lines underneath their tits.

00:34:06.000 He'd go, like, I'm watching Madness!

00:34:08.000 I'm looking at Madness!

00:34:10.000 It was something about it.

00:34:12.000 It was crazy.

00:34:13.000 I worked in the strip club industry for 10 years.

00:34:15.000 I saw plenty of that.

00:34:16.000 Yeah, but I mean, you know, in porn, when it was real bright.

00:34:19.000 See, the thing about porn is that, like, you know, they're fucking close up in HD. When HD came along to porn, the whole fucking game got weird.

00:34:26.000 Because then you could see those nipple scars, where they just take a fucking apple core to the nipple and just stuff a bag in there.

00:34:33.000 Bitches were like, damn.

00:34:34.000 Just ditch that fucker back up.

00:34:35.000 Like, it was a totally different thing.

00:34:36.000 You could see everything.

00:34:37.000 Yeah, and do they still...

00:34:39.000 Cut the nipples?

00:34:40.000 They can go through the armpit or nipples.

00:34:42.000 They go through the armpit or the nipples or below the breast, too.

00:34:46.000 It's very popular.

00:34:47.000 Man, I don't think going through the nipples is a good idea.

00:34:50.000 It doesn't seem like a good idea.

00:34:52.000 It seems risky.

00:34:52.000 It seems like your nipples are going to look all Frankenstein-ish.

00:34:56.000 Powerful Uriah Faber, ready to rock and roll.

00:34:58.000 Come on, Uriah!

00:34:58.000 Looking thick.

00:35:00.000 Thick at 145. I do love Uriah, too.

00:35:01.000 That's my boy.

00:35:02.000 That'd be like dick surgery going through the balls.

00:35:04.000 Oh, yeah, right?

00:35:05.000 Jesus Christ.

00:35:07.000 You don't want to risk it.

00:35:07.000 That's very similar.

00:35:08.000 That's intense.

00:35:09.000 Oh, my God.

00:35:10.000 Ow.

00:35:11.000 Philippe Novere back in the house.

00:35:14.000 Yuchul Nam.

00:35:15.000 He's a Henzo guy.

00:35:16.000 Maybe Henzo be there.

00:35:17.000 He was, like, when he was on The Ultimate Fighter, Dana White thought that that dude was going to be, like, the next Anderson Silva.

00:35:23.000 He called him the next Anderson Silva.

00:35:24.000 Well, he was knocking people fucking dead when he was on The Ultimate Fighter.

00:35:28.000 Yeah, you don't call him Anderson Silva, though, huh?

00:35:30.000 Well, I know.

00:35:31.000 Well, it was also the problem was you have to really be considering what it's hot in here, huh?

00:35:36.000 We need some AC. Can we put a little AC on, young Jamie?

00:35:39.000 I'm not mad at that.

00:35:40.000 There he is right there.

00:35:41.000 There he is right there.

00:35:42.000 That's him on the Ultimate Fighter.

00:35:44.000 He was fucking people up on the Ultimate Fighter.

00:35:46.000 That's the ultimate fighter, though.

00:35:47.000 Yeah, that's the thing.

00:35:47.000 You've got to think of the quality of opposition that he's facing.

00:35:52.000 I mean, he looked like a killer against good guys.

00:35:55.000 But that's not real.

00:35:57.000 That's why when they bring me on the UFC to talk to guys, I'm like, this is just a tryout to get on the roster.

00:36:03.000 You're not fighting killers.

00:36:05.000 Everyone's like you, man.

00:36:06.000 Then you get in the UFC and you're fighting legit, professional...

00:36:10.000 UFC fighters?

00:36:11.000 Big difference.

00:36:11.000 Different animal, man.

00:36:12.000 I went from D'Amico Rogers, who had three fights, to Gabriel Gonzaga within, like, whatever, a year, year and a half.

00:36:17.000 Big difference.

00:36:18.000 Isn't it a weird thing that they, that is a crazy, like, fast track to, like, elite competition.

00:36:24.000 Almost too much so.

00:36:25.000 Right?

00:36:26.000 For some guys?

00:36:27.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:36:28.000 Like, there's a few that could, like, swim, that could make that swim.

00:36:31.000 I think if you have that, like, a, yeah, if you have a serious, like, wrestling background, it really helps you.

00:36:36.000 Look at a guy like Kane, Josh Koscheck, Yeah.

00:36:39.000 They can adapt.

00:36:41.000 Calvin Gastelum.

00:36:41.000 Calvin Gastelum is in the mix right now at 170. Well, if he makes 170. He fights Nate Mark Hartman, who's our vet.

00:36:47.000 Very interesting.

00:36:48.000 Very interesting fight.

00:36:49.000 Very interesting fight.

00:36:50.000 And really interesting only because you've got to factor in how much mileage Nate has on him.

00:36:56.000 I wish Nate would.

00:36:56.000 Nate's a very close friend.

00:36:58.000 And I'm going to bring him in here to have the Joe Rogan talk.

00:37:02.000 I can't have it with him, because then he'll have the Jesus talk with me, and we'll be at a standstill.

00:37:06.000 I know, but it's going to be a good podcast.

00:37:09.000 I don't know him like I know you.

00:37:10.000 The only reason why the Joe Rogan talk exists is because I love you.

00:37:13.000 I know, brother.

00:37:13.000 I know.

00:37:14.000 I'm just saying, with Nate, I... I wish someone could get through them.

00:37:19.000 When I started, Nate was the baddest motherfucker ever.

00:37:25.000 He fucked up everybody and anybody.

00:37:28.000 You name them, they would, like, GSP would fly Nate to Montreal, Rashad Evans, all these guys.

00:37:33.000 Nate was the baddest motherfucker I knew.

00:37:35.000 So now when I watch him fight, I'm like, oh my god, he's a shell.

00:37:38.000 I'm going to take some heat for saying that from my friends, but he is.

00:37:41.000 It's true, man.

00:37:41.000 It's horrible to watch.

00:37:42.000 You can only run so many miles.

00:37:44.000 You can only get hit so many times.

00:37:46.000 Your body can only take so many body slams, chokes, arm bars, head kicks.

00:37:50.000 All those things add up, and you get to a point, unless you're Vitor Velford.

00:37:54.000 How the fuck is this?

00:37:55.000 We're just looking at him right now.

00:37:56.000 Well, I think they're on UFC 12. I think they're on different supplements.

00:37:59.000 Well, I don't know if you talk...

00:38:00.000 Do you realize he's tested plenty?

00:38:03.000 Bro.

00:38:03.000 How dare you?

00:38:04.000 You gotta realize, dude, Nate's been fighting, hold, hold, since he was 17. What?

00:38:10.000 Vitor since he was 19. Yeah.

00:38:12.000 He just made a very good point.

00:38:14.000 And you don't think they're both doing the same nutritional type things?

00:38:17.000 No, I don't.

00:38:18.000 No?

00:38:18.000 Even though Nate has been busted, but different.

00:38:21.000 Nate got busted.

00:38:21.000 His levels were so high when they pulled him off of that fight.

00:38:24.000 Rick's story fight.

00:38:25.000 Yeah.

00:38:26.000 It's like, this guy could, like, die in there.

00:38:28.000 Like, you can't let a guy fight with those levels.

00:38:30.000 Hey, man, just trying to get testosterone going.

00:38:32.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:38:33.000 This is coming right from the head of the Athletic Commission to my fucking heroes.

00:38:38.000 I know.

00:38:38.000 I was on the same card.

00:38:39.000 He was like, we can't let a guy fight like that.

00:38:42.000 Like, you can't.

00:38:43.000 Like, they have levels that you're supposed to be with.

00:38:45.000 That was, by the way, when he was having legal TRT. Yeah.

00:38:49.000 His levels were...

00:38:49.000 It wasn't a matter of...

00:38:50.000 It was fucking Wildcat levels.

00:38:53.000 Ah, but Bigfoot Silva got the same shit.

00:38:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:38:57.000 I mean, you're crazy.

00:38:58.000 Vitor, huh?

00:38:59.000 Vitor in Brazil, they're like, good lord, man.

00:39:01.000 He tested, when he came to Vegas, they tested him, and this is one of the reasons why they pulled the whole TRT thing in the first place.

00:39:07.000 They made it publicly aware, so I'm not saying anything that people don't know.

00:39:10.000 1,475 was his level.

00:39:13.000 A healthy man is like 500, like a healthy young man in his prime.

00:39:17.000 800 if you're some stud, some fucking Herschel Walker stud.

00:39:21.000 No, this guy, 1,475.

00:39:24.000 That's like you're in some alien territory.

00:39:26.000 And wheel-kicking bitches in the face.

00:39:27.000 He knocked Bisping's eye out.

00:39:29.000 Oh, yeah.

00:39:30.000 Yeah, there's still some...

00:39:30.000 Look what I did to Luke Rockhold, huh?

00:39:32.000 Wheel kick.

00:39:33.000 What the fuck are we doing?

00:39:34.000 He developed kicks when there's a lot of guys out there that just stuck with boxing.

00:39:39.000 They never develop kicks.

00:39:40.000 That's Henry Hooft, brother.

00:39:40.000 That's Henry Hooft.

00:39:41.000 True.

00:39:42.000 That's a big part of that.

00:39:43.000 Henry Hooft is a bad motherfucker.

00:39:45.000 My point is...

00:39:45.000 He's a great guy.

00:39:46.000 Such a good guy.

00:39:48.000 There's all these guys out there that are just boxing.

00:39:50.000 Look what Vitor's doing.

00:39:52.000 You can do it too.

00:39:53.000 Anybody could do that.

00:39:53.000 You're totally right.

00:39:54.000 And you know, the other thing happened is Vitor broke his hands so many times.

00:39:58.000 He kind of had to develop kicks.

00:39:59.000 Yeah.

00:40:00.000 Vitor broke his hands.

00:40:01.000 He told me he had seven operations on his hands.

00:40:04.000 Jesus.

00:40:04.000 Yeah.

00:40:05.000 When I met him in Brazil, one of the times I met him in Brazil, like maybe like...

00:40:09.000 Three years ago or so, he had a pin in his hand while we were eating.

00:40:13.000 Goldberg and I are at a restaurant eating, and they have these pins, and then they pull them out when they're done, like my daughter had to get one when she broke her arm.

00:40:22.000 So it's sticking out of the skin.

00:40:24.000 So he's hanging out with us, and he's like, you know, I got to get this pulled out right here.

00:40:29.000 You know, he was like totally cool about it.

00:40:30.000 I'm like, how many times do you break your hand?

00:40:32.000 Do they ever leave the metal in?

00:40:34.000 I know they do that with skiers and stuff.

00:40:35.000 They do with some really significant compound injuries.

00:40:38.000 It's like a normal thing.

00:40:39.000 He's just got shit on his hands.

00:40:41.000 My friend Bodhi has a whole metal hand.

00:40:44.000 My whole thumb's metal.

00:40:45.000 If you see this big scar, my whole thumb here is metal.

00:40:48.000 And I have those same pins sticking out.

00:40:50.000 Your whole thumb is metal where?

00:40:51.000 Right here.

00:40:51.000 So that's all metal?

00:40:52.000 Yep.

00:40:53.000 Where that big-ass scar is at.

00:40:54.000 Does it get cold as fuck when it's cold?

00:40:55.000 Yeah, it does and aches.

00:40:56.000 Does it vibrate?

00:40:57.000 I don't think so.

00:40:59.000 What are you trying?

00:41:00.000 What are you trying to do?

00:41:02.000 Some fake titties?

00:41:05.000 So, Felipe Novera, he hasn't fought in the UFC in a long time, right?

00:41:08.000 Am I correct?

00:41:09.000 Yeah, you're correct.

00:41:10.000 This is his first fight back.

00:41:11.000 Is it?

00:41:12.000 Pretty sure.

00:41:12.000 But he fought in some other organizations.

00:41:14.000 I know when the UFC cut him, he did still have some fights.

00:41:18.000 I didn't hear much about him, though.

00:41:19.000 Yeah, he's been training at Henzo's and just kind of doing work.

00:41:22.000 Well, wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:41:23.000 Didn't he have something where he would faint?

00:41:26.000 Didn't he have, he had like a medical condition.

00:41:28.000 For those dizzy goats?

00:41:29.000 No, no, no.

00:41:30.000 Something was wrong with him.

00:41:31.000 Like, they couldn't figure out what was wrong.

00:41:33.000 Is that him?

00:41:34.000 I'm pretty sure.

00:41:35.000 I'm pretty sure there was something where they were saying he might not ever be able to fight again.

00:41:39.000 But I guess they cured it up, whatever it was.

00:41:41.000 The Filipino Anderson Silva.

00:41:43.000 Moving around.

00:41:44.000 Ooh, still got good hands.

00:41:46.000 Still got good hands.

00:41:47.000 Philippe Novair was...

00:41:48.000 When he was good, he was very good.

00:41:51.000 He was a nurse.

00:41:52.000 Remember that?

00:41:53.000 Mm-hmm.

00:41:53.000 Yeah.

00:41:54.000 In like Brooklyn or some shit?

00:41:55.000 Like Gaylord Fakker.

00:41:56.000 Goes in for the takedown.

00:41:57.000 Hanzo Grace.

00:41:58.000 Jiu-Jitsu.

00:42:01.000 And Lamb tries to hit that switch.

00:42:04.000 Let's see what kind of ground game Novere has.

00:42:06.000 He's a Henzo guy, right?

00:42:07.000 Yeah.

00:42:07.000 Is he a black belt?

00:42:09.000 I would say yes, because what was he?

00:42:11.000 He was like a purple when he was on the Ultimate Fighter.

00:42:14.000 That was a while ago.

00:42:16.000 Yeah, if he still kept his training.

00:42:20.000 This is interesting.

00:42:21.000 It's interesting to see a guy fight.

00:42:24.000 He's Filipino, right?

00:42:25.000 Which is probably one of the reasons why they brought him in here.

00:42:27.000 Fighting in the Philippines.

00:42:29.000 Probably a huge reason, right?

00:42:30.000 Yeah.

00:42:30.000 Oh, yeah.

00:42:31.000 I mean, you would want to.

00:42:32.000 When the UFC goes back to Dublin, I imagine they're going to get every fucking Irish fighter they could possibly imagine and put him on the card.

00:42:40.000 Makes sense.

00:42:40.000 Yeah.

00:42:43.000 Because they do the same thing in Mexico, right?

00:42:46.000 Yeah.

00:42:47.000 That's going to be fun, man.

00:42:48.000 Mexico, Kane versus Verdum.

00:42:52.000 I got Verdum in that fight, by the way.

00:42:54.000 Do you really?

00:42:55.000 I do.

00:42:55.000 Eddie Bravo, there's your bet.

00:42:57.000 Right there.

00:42:57.000 If you want any extra action on that.

00:42:58.000 You want some more, Eddie?

00:43:00.000 I'm in.

00:43:00.000 Uh-oh, Aubrey just said he's in.

00:43:01.000 I'm in.

00:43:02.000 You're in too?

00:43:02.000 I got you, Huckleberry.

00:43:04.000 Whatever you want.

00:43:04.000 I got Verdum over Kane.

00:43:06.000 Whoa.

00:43:07.000 Really?

00:43:07.000 Kane's had a fresh young 10 years off.

00:43:10.000 He's had a lot of time off.

00:43:11.000 A lot of time.

00:43:12.000 He's injured every other week.

00:43:13.000 Yeah, but if it was anybody else, I would agree with you, but Kane is superhuman, dude.

00:43:19.000 I agree, but Verdum's just getting better and better and better.

00:43:21.000 He is.

00:43:21.000 He's definitely getting better.

00:43:23.000 Go ahead and take him down, Kane.

00:43:25.000 Yeah, that's true, too, right?

00:43:27.000 Enjoy that.

00:43:27.000 And enjoy trying to ground and pound him, apparently.

00:43:28.000 I agree.

00:43:29.000 You know, according to Ryan Parsons, he said when he was training with King Mo, he said they would take Verdum down and nothing they did worked.

00:43:37.000 He's like, none of the ground and pound worked on him.

00:43:39.000 He goes, it's the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen in your life.

00:43:41.000 It's like the Fedor fight.

00:43:43.000 Once he starts getting his feet on your hips and manipulating you around, you've never seen a guard like that.

00:43:48.000 And he's huge.

00:43:49.000 Yeah, huge.

00:43:49.000 He's huge.

00:43:50.000 Natural heavyweight.

00:43:51.000 You don't realize how tall fucking Verdum is, man.

00:43:53.000 He's a big boy.

00:43:55.000 Remember when he kipped up and then kicked fucking Travis Brown in the body?

00:43:59.000 Yeah, man.

00:43:59.000 Kipped up from his back and then whacked him with a kick.

00:44:01.000 He looked like a Terminator that fight.

00:44:02.000 That was scary.

00:44:02.000 He destroyed Travis.

00:44:03.000 I know.

00:44:04.000 I think Cain Velasquez will take down Verdun at will.

00:44:09.000 Yeah, he will.

00:44:10.000 But then what happens when we get down there?

00:44:12.000 That's like a line in the ocean, my man.

00:44:14.000 That's the question.

00:44:15.000 We'll play some bet when it comes down.

00:44:17.000 Hey, no, no.

00:44:17.000 I'm not saying...

00:44:18.000 I'm just saying...

00:44:19.000 You said try taking him down.

00:44:22.000 Oh, you meant for the ground.

00:44:23.000 I said enjoy taking him down.

00:44:25.000 Enjoy that when it hits the ground.

00:44:27.000 Because that's not going to win you the fight.

00:44:29.000 That's true.

00:44:29.000 We could see King get submitted.

00:44:31.000 That would be crazy.

00:44:32.000 I thought you meant that...

00:44:35.000 He can't take him down?

00:44:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:44:37.000 No, not at all.

00:44:38.000 He'll take it down.

00:44:39.000 I don't think Verdum's wrestling is world class.

00:44:43.000 He'll be looking to get taken down, though.

00:44:45.000 Yeah, he doesn't care.

00:44:46.000 It's probably better for him than getting clinched.

00:44:49.000 It's not going to be that easy to...

00:44:51.000 You pull half guard.

00:44:52.000 If I'm Fabricio Verdum and my jiu-jitsu is that fucking nasty, and Kane wants to get me against Cage with Unhook, cool, man.

00:45:00.000 I'm jumping to half guard and we're playing my game.

00:45:02.000 Are you suggesting pulling guard?

00:45:05.000 Yes.

00:45:05.000 What?

00:45:06.000 That's exactly what I'm telling you, Eddie.

00:45:07.000 What are you talking about?

00:45:08.000 Craziness.

00:45:09.000 Okay.

00:45:09.000 Felipe Novera, meanwhile, looking fucking good.

00:45:12.000 It's incredible.

00:45:13.000 I know, man.

00:45:14.000 Felipe Novera is looking good, dude.

00:45:16.000 Good transitions between striking and the grappling.

00:45:18.000 You see that video with Feras showing how to pull guard?

00:45:22.000 Like, he calls it pulling web, web guard, where it's like pulling guard, but he's going right for arm bars.

00:45:28.000 He's just getting right into spiderweb standards.

00:45:30.000 I'm sorry, who is this?

00:45:31.000 Feras.

00:45:32.000 Feras the hobby?

00:45:33.000 Yeah.

00:45:33.000 Oh, okay.

00:45:34.000 Yeah, he's got a video out.

00:45:35.000 He's Roy McDonald's coach, GSP's coach.

00:45:37.000 I know he is.

00:45:38.000 I'm just telling the listeners.

00:45:40.000 He's really working on pulling guard by actually doing flying arm bars.

00:45:47.000 That's what he's doing.

00:45:48.000 He's doing flying arm bars to pull guard.

00:45:49.000 So he's setting it up and he's going up and he's swinging people down and hooking their legs and not necessarily going for the arm bar.

00:45:56.000 Letting you defend, using that as a hook and then hooking your legs and then just putting you on your back and then finishing.

00:46:02.000 He's such a good coach, man.

00:46:03.000 He's really into that right now.

00:46:04.000 He's so good.

00:46:05.000 There's no one out there really working on a pulling guard by throwing flying arm bars.

00:46:10.000 It's like basically a flying toss or a flying swim move, depending on what the guy does.

00:46:16.000 Roy McDonald tried it when he competed in a jiu-jitsu match.

00:46:21.000 When he was playing JT Torres?

00:46:22.000 Yeah.

00:46:23.000 Wow, I didn't see that match.

00:46:24.000 I know he did really well.

00:46:25.000 It's common in jiu-jitsu.

00:46:27.000 He was willing to get his arm broken.

00:46:29.000 It's Shinya Aoki.

00:46:30.000 Relax.

00:46:30.000 Shinya Aoki.

00:46:32.000 He's got a title fight coming up.

00:46:34.000 What?

00:46:36.000 Shinnyoki has a highlight reel of him in judo.

00:46:39.000 Just nothing but flying arm bars.

00:46:40.000 That's all he did.

00:46:41.000 He was just in judo.

00:46:43.000 Just flying arm bars.

00:46:44.000 And that's what Ronda would do, too.

00:46:46.000 There's some guys out there in judo that aren't going for the throw.

00:46:48.000 They're going for the flying arm bars.

00:46:51.000 Dave Camarillo, same thing.

00:46:52.000 I think that they should have let Aoki wear those fucking tights.

00:46:56.000 I agree.

00:46:57.000 Those tights are awesome.

00:46:58.000 I know, they're the best.

00:46:58.000 They look cool.

00:46:59.000 I know.

00:47:00.000 And it helps him grip you.

00:47:04.000 Like a frog.

00:47:05.000 Yeah.

00:47:05.000 I mean, if you have fucking hand wraps on you and you have gloves that pad your knuckles that allow you to punch T off on someone with impunity, a guy should have some fucking tights on.

00:47:15.000 Do they still allow the wrestling shoes?

00:47:17.000 No.

00:47:18.000 No.

00:47:18.000 No more.

00:47:19.000 No.

00:47:19.000 No, sir.

00:47:20.000 It's a long time.

00:47:20.000 How dare you ask that?

00:47:22.000 I'm offended.

00:47:23.000 How early is it to you?

00:47:24.000 Hold on.

00:47:25.000 How early is it for this guy?

00:47:26.000 You want him to wear wrestling shoes and you don't like fake titties?

00:47:28.000 Aubrey.

00:47:29.000 Isn't it crazy that you could wear tights, they could go up to your knees, but it's illegal if they go to your fucking ankles.

00:47:40.000 Isn't that crazy?

00:47:41.000 You can tape your ankles though, right?

00:47:43.000 Right here, for some reason, the calf and the shin, if you cover that with a The same material that you're covering your ass and your thighs with, if you cover that part, that's illegal.

00:47:58.000 Well, Sadiropoulos tried to, you guys tried to kind of juke the game.

00:48:01.000 They had, like, shorts that go down almost to the knees.

00:48:04.000 Then they had neap sleeves that went over that, and then ankle sleeves.

00:48:08.000 A full of, like, robo-top.

00:48:09.000 Yeah, all you had open was, like, the calf.

00:48:12.000 And people were complaining, right?

00:48:13.000 People he was fighting were complaining.

00:48:14.000 He came out with two knee braces, two ankle braces.

00:48:18.000 It was too much, bro.

00:48:20.000 Yeah.

00:48:20.000 Too much.

00:48:21.000 Mechanical legs.

00:48:21.000 No, that's totally legal.

00:48:23.000 You could wear knee sleeves and you could wear ankle sleeves.

00:48:25.000 I know, but if you need all that shit, it might be time to kind of move on with your life, you know what I'm saying?

00:48:29.000 What are you talking about?

00:48:30.000 That's like saying to a wide receiver, oh, you're wearing gloves in the rain?

00:48:34.000 Is it?

00:48:35.000 Yes, it's exactly the same thing.

00:48:37.000 Look at Philippe Novera's back.

00:48:38.000 Got his back, man.

00:48:39.000 Damn, good fucking control.

00:48:41.000 Making gloves illegal in the NFL, it's exactly the same thing.

00:48:44.000 No, it's not.

00:48:44.000 It's exactly the same.

00:48:45.000 It's exactly the same thing.

00:48:48.000 Think about it.

00:48:49.000 You're just not thinking about it.

00:48:50.000 Yo, we're missing a fucking crazy fight.

00:48:51.000 Look at this fight.

00:48:53.000 Look at Novera attacking off of his back.

00:48:56.000 God damn.

00:48:59.000 This is a good fight, man.

00:49:02.000 Novera is, like, really active off of his back.

00:49:05.000 Oh, shit.

00:49:06.000 As he gets knocked out.

00:49:09.000 He's attacking, man.

00:49:11.000 Ooh, he's about to triangle this cat.

00:49:13.000 Ooh, he got him.

00:49:13.000 He got him.

00:49:14.000 Ah, nope.

00:49:15.000 Oh, son.

00:49:17.000 So close.

00:49:18.000 Wow.

00:49:18.000 And he got cracked, too.

00:49:19.000 Oh, look at that.

00:49:20.000 Oh, shit.

00:49:21.000 That was it.

00:49:22.000 Oh, my goodness.

00:49:24.000 Damn, that was it right there.

00:49:25.000 He's back up.

00:49:26.000 Oh, this guy's tough.

00:49:28.000 Oh, another knee.

00:49:29.000 Damn.

00:49:30.000 Damn, that guy's brutal.

00:49:33.000 Noveri's got some kicks too, man.

00:49:35.000 He throws wild ass kicks.

00:49:36.000 He has a set of quads on him.

00:49:38.000 The Asian guy is very good on the ground.

00:49:45.000 Man, that triangle was...

00:49:47.000 That was it right there.

00:49:48.000 Yeah, if he could just...

00:49:49.000 It's a little loose, though, right?

00:49:50.000 The flexibility.

00:49:51.000 He couldn't cinch it right away.

00:49:53.000 If he had the flexibility, he would have cinched it right away.

00:49:56.000 He needed time to adjust, and that guy didn't give him time.

00:49:59.000 He just drove his shoulder and broke that shit off.

00:50:01.000 But again, on that Eddie Bravo program, start stretching all the time between commercials.

00:50:04.000 You gotta be born that way, bro.

00:50:08.000 Well, it's funny.

00:50:08.000 Eddie's got insane flexibility.

00:50:11.000 It's not insane.

00:50:12.000 But only in certain ways.

00:50:13.000 In other ways, he doesn't.

00:50:15.000 Like hamstring flexibility is total normal.

00:50:18.000 I'm like 93 when it comes to hamstrings.

00:50:21.000 93-year-old man.

00:50:24.000 This is a good fight.

00:50:27.000 Nover's showing some fucking good grappling skills.

00:50:31.000 It's interesting, man.

00:50:33.000 That Henzo Gracie team, what a bunch of fucking killers they've got, huh?

00:50:36.000 Yeah, man.

00:50:37.000 Hell yeah.

00:50:38.000 Eddie Cummings, man.

00:50:41.000 Eddie Cummings is the Marcelo Garcia of leg locks right now.

00:50:44.000 Really?

00:50:44.000 Pay attention to that.

00:50:46.000 He just won the Abu Dhabi Trials, finished everybody, four guys.

00:50:50.000 He's got leg locks down better than anybody.

00:50:52.000 Did he get everybody with leg locks?

00:50:54.000 Three dudes, and then the last dude, he armbarred them.

00:50:57.000 He's a good dude, too.

00:50:58.000 Really interesting guy.

00:50:59.000 He was sitting right there when Gary Totem was here.

00:51:01.000 That guy, watch.

00:51:02.000 That guy, he's going to be...

00:51:03.000 He's the next big thing.

00:51:04.000 He's the next big thing.

00:51:05.000 You can't stop his leg locks.

00:51:07.000 He's John Danaher's prodigy and super smart.

00:51:11.000 He's like a...

00:51:12.000 Smart dude.

00:51:14.000 Yeah, like us.

00:51:15.000 Some kind of astrophysics major type shit.

00:51:19.000 I know I have it wrong.

00:51:20.000 It's probably something else, but in that area...

00:51:23.000 John Donahue is a smartass.

00:51:24.000 Do you ever talk to that guy?

00:51:25.000 Yeah, definitely.

00:51:26.000 What do they call him?

00:51:27.000 A simplest?

00:51:27.000 What do they call him?

00:51:28.000 Where he only has like one fork?

00:51:29.000 Minimalist.

00:51:30.000 Yeah, one fork and one fucking bowl or some shit.

00:51:32.000 Well, he's also got like rules to live your life by.

00:51:35.000 Like rules about marriage.

00:51:36.000 Like I had Rory on the podcast.

00:51:38.000 He was talking about Donahue.

00:51:39.000 There's like those rules.

00:51:41.000 Like the only time you should get married.

00:51:43.000 The girl has to be under 25. The girl has to be more wealthy than you.

00:51:48.000 The girl has to...

00:51:50.000 There's like a whole bunch of ways.

00:51:51.000 And it's the only way you should ever get married is under these circumstances.

00:51:55.000 They're like impossible circumstances.

00:51:57.000 I love the guy, but he's also the guy who'll wear a rash guard and jeans to the bar.

00:52:01.000 He'll wear a rash guard to a wedding.

00:52:03.000 Oh, yeah.

00:52:03.000 Donagher apparently wears rash guards to weddings.

00:52:05.000 Ready at all times to roll your ass up.

00:52:07.000 Yeah.

00:52:08.000 I'm not mad at that.

00:52:09.000 Apparently he has something really fucked up with his knee, though, which is why he never competed.

00:52:13.000 Oh, shit!

00:52:14.000 N' Overe just got cracked.

00:52:15.000 But look at this.

00:52:16.000 Reaching around.

00:52:18.000 Oh my goodness.

00:52:19.000 He's taking some ferocious ground and pound here, man.

00:52:22.000 Who knows what those sponsors are in the Asia, dude.

00:52:26.000 So, okay.

00:52:27.000 When does the Reebok deal kick in?

00:52:30.000 It's not over there?

00:52:32.000 July.

00:52:34.000 Good guard to go.

00:52:36.000 Goddamn.

00:52:39.000 Too greasy.

00:52:40.000 Look at that.

00:52:41.000 Everything's just too greasy.

00:52:43.000 One round of one, for sure, I think.

00:52:46.000 Wow.

00:52:46.000 I haven't been paying close enough attention to...

00:52:48.000 Yeah, I wouldn't say for sure, for sure.

00:52:51.000 I'm saying it, for sure, for sure.

00:52:53.000 For sure, I wouldn't say for sure.

00:52:55.000 For sure.

00:52:56.000 When am I getting one of them Chickenhead Social Club shirts?

00:52:59.000 Right there, boss!

00:53:00.000 Oh, my goodness.

00:53:01.000 Oh, look at that.

00:53:03.000 Look at this, ladies and gentlemen, fighterandthekid.com.

00:53:06.000 Right?

00:53:08.000 Thefighterandthekidshop.com.

00:53:09.000 It's the?

00:53:10.000 Yeah, they're not out yet, though.

00:53:12.000 This is some hot shit.

00:53:13.000 Can we make Eagle Dick Social Club shirts?

00:53:15.000 I know, right?

00:53:16.000 Why Eagle Dick?

00:53:17.000 When Aubrey was on the show, I said, what drug did you tell me to do?

00:53:20.000 Wachuma.

00:53:21.000 I said, we're going to do some Wachuma, and Brian goes, yeah, we'll just turn into Eagles with our Eagle Dicks and clothes.

00:53:26.000 Callan.

00:53:27.000 Callan.

00:53:30.000 He's so silly.

00:53:31.000 His special, May 24th.

00:53:32.000 Shout out to Callan.

00:53:33.000 I'm opening for him.

00:53:34.000 Irvine Improv, I know.

00:53:35.000 It's going to be so dope.

00:53:36.000 May 24th, and his first show is already sold out.

00:53:40.000 There'll be two shows, May 24th, at the Irvine Improv.

00:53:42.000 7 and 9.30, I think.

00:53:43.000 Brian Callan recording his comedy special.

00:53:45.000 I don't even know where it's going to air yet.

00:53:47.000 I don't think they know.

00:53:47.000 I think he's filming it, and then he's going to sell it to people, which is sometimes the best way to do it.

00:53:51.000 To see how hilarious he is.

00:53:53.000 And that way, no one will be fucking with it, too.

00:53:55.000 You don't want anybody fucking with the material.

00:53:57.000 I can't wait, man.

00:53:58.000 Yeah, we're gonna have a good time.

00:54:00.000 That's gonna be fun.

00:54:01.000 The world needs to know how funny that dude is.

00:54:03.000 Oh, I know.

00:54:04.000 He's in, uh, right now he's in New York.

00:54:06.000 If you were in New York City, yeah, he's at Gotham Comedy Club tonight.

00:54:10.000 Probably sold out.

00:54:11.000 I'm sure.

00:54:12.000 He's been killing it.

00:54:13.000 The kid's killing it.

00:54:17.000 This is an interesting fight.

00:54:21.000 Philippe Novere.

00:54:23.000 I can't wait for the Munoz fight.

00:54:24.000 I'm sorry.

00:54:25.000 Yeah, man.

00:54:26.000 Well, that's coming up.

00:54:28.000 Isn't that next?

00:54:29.000 Magny first, I think.

00:54:30.000 Oh, yeah.

00:54:31.000 Yeah, let's see what we got here.

00:54:32.000 What's Magny got to do to get famous?

00:54:34.000 Dude's won six in a row.

00:54:36.000 I know, right?

00:54:38.000 That's this day and age on the UFC, man.

00:54:40.000 That's this day and age.

00:54:41.000 It's hard to get famous.

00:54:43.000 There's a lot of people.

00:54:44.000 You better knock some bitches out, talk some shit.

00:54:46.000 Somebody said there's 600 people on the roster now.

00:54:48.000 Is that the right number?

00:54:51.000 That seems about right.

00:54:52.000 Last I heard it was like high 400s, and that was a while ago.

00:54:55.000 God, that's a lot of fighters.

00:54:58.000 It's unbelievable.

00:54:59.000 But it's because the international scene's growing like a motherfucker.

00:55:02.000 Yeah.

00:55:03.000 Ooh, nice takedown from M. Look at that.

00:55:08.000 That was a pretty slick takedown.

00:55:09.000 Yeah, it was.

00:55:11.000 Novair working off his back.

00:55:14.000 What is that guard called, Eddie, with the underhook on one side, sort of like London when the leg comes over the top?

00:55:19.000 Was it New York?

00:55:20.000 Sort of like London?

00:55:22.000 You know what I mean?

00:55:23.000 Look, he's in this position now.

00:55:25.000 The leg comes over the top.

00:55:27.000 It's not like a rubber guard, not like mission control.

00:55:30.000 Look at this.

00:55:31.000 Oh shit, is he mounting them?

00:55:32.000 No.

00:55:34.000 I'd have to see it.

00:55:36.000 But you know that thing that everybody does, where they grab it like this and sort of hold on like that.

00:55:42.000 London.

00:55:42.000 It is London.

00:55:43.000 What does everybody else call it though?

00:55:45.000 There's another name for it.

00:55:46.000 Oh, Sean Williams-Gard.

00:55:47.000 Okay.

00:55:48.000 Why do they call it Sean Williams-Gard?

00:55:50.000 He probably made it up.

00:55:52.000 Really?

00:55:53.000 I think.

00:55:54.000 Hmm.

00:55:55.000 But I thought, didn't Nino Chambri, didn't he have- Oh, look at this.

00:55:58.000 Novera going for a guillotine!

00:56:00.000 Guillotine!

00:56:01.000 Almost!

00:56:02.000 To get your right knee through!

00:56:04.000 Get your right knee through, son.

00:56:05.000 Get your right knee through.

00:56:07.000 Don't let him get his fucking body together.

00:56:09.000 Oh, shit.

00:56:13.000 You know what I've been doing?

00:56:13.000 This last week, man, I did hot yoga for the first time in years.

00:56:18.000 You like it?

00:56:19.000 I did two days of it this week.

00:56:21.000 Fucking loved it, man.

00:56:22.000 Goddamn.

00:56:23.000 Nothing bothers me after that.

00:56:25.000 Do you go to a place by your house?

00:56:26.000 Yeah, I'm just going to start going all the time.

00:56:28.000 What do you mean nothing bothers you after that?

00:56:30.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:56:32.000 You get out of there, you're so relaxed.

00:56:34.000 You don't have sore muscles after that?

00:56:36.000 Oh yeah, you definitely get a little sore because there's a lot of crazy stretching.

00:56:39.000 If you were sore before and then you did it, would it cure your soreness?

00:56:43.000 No.

00:56:44.000 It helped me with soreness.

00:56:46.000 I did it in camp once a week.

00:56:48.000 I love it, man.

00:56:48.000 I need to do something more like that.

00:56:51.000 It's really good for your flexibility, man.

00:56:53.000 You need to relax.

00:56:54.000 You get in there?

00:56:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:55.000 That's the thing.

00:56:56.000 Well, that's what I think about it, man.

00:56:58.000 I think just as a relaxation, there's something about pulling all the tension out of your muscles, all the stretching and all the holding positions.

00:57:07.000 You know what?

00:57:07.000 Ooh, look at this fucking arm triangle.

00:57:10.000 You don't have that cage, man.

00:57:10.000 Caught in the guard, but he's going to go for the arm triangle.

00:57:13.000 I know, right?

00:57:14.000 But he's trying to hold that position.

00:57:16.000 If he's got the super squeeze, he might be able to pull this off.

00:57:18.000 Nova should turn...

00:57:20.000 He should grab his left leg with his right hand.

00:57:24.000 Yes, and turn away from the cage.

00:57:25.000 Gabe will grip both hands around the knee, and he'll be totally fine.

00:57:29.000 There's nothing he'll be able to do.

00:57:31.000 Unless you get that impaler working, right?

00:57:33.000 That knee to the chest?

00:57:34.000 Remember that?

00:57:35.000 To break?

00:57:36.000 Yeah, mounting and knee on the belly will prevent that, but the mount's probably even better.

00:57:43.000 You just get more power if you've got knee on the belly, but the mount, there's no way he can defend it from the mount.

00:57:49.000 Look at this, Nover going with jailbreak.

00:57:51.000 This drives me nuts.

00:57:52.000 Try to jailbreak.

00:57:53.000 Look at that, Eddie Bravo.

00:57:55.000 Look at that, very nice jailbreak.

00:57:57.000 No, it's only jailbreak if he would have side control.

00:58:00.000 That was just him putting in a butterfly hook.

00:58:02.000 But to stuff it in like that, good dexterity, right?

00:58:05.000 You could do that without your hands.

00:58:06.000 That's one of the differences between a guy like you and a guy who doesn't have that flexibility and dexterity.

00:58:11.000 You do that jailbreak shit, and you put your foot in a way...

00:58:15.000 I would have to pull my foot and shove it in there with my hand.

00:58:20.000 Eddie could do it like...

00:58:22.000 Huge advantage.

00:58:22.000 I'm not that flexible.

00:58:23.000 I have students that are way more flexible than me.

00:58:26.000 That doesn't mean you're not that flexible.

00:58:28.000 Okay, look, he's doing it again.

00:58:29.000 There it is.

00:58:30.000 That's more of a jailbreak.

00:58:31.000 Dude, it looks tight.

00:58:32.000 That was a jailbreak.

00:58:33.000 And going all the way across the belly, that's even better.

00:58:36.000 See how he's turning into it?

00:58:37.000 I don't get why he's doing it.

00:58:38.000 It could be over here.

00:58:38.000 It could.

00:58:39.000 He should figure four in his arms.

00:58:41.000 If he'd figure four in his arms, it'd be tighter.

00:58:43.000 Oh, he's out.

00:58:44.000 And now he's got one rubber arm for sure.

00:58:46.000 For sure.

00:58:48.000 That guy's good.

00:58:51.000 That guy's good, man.

00:58:53.000 He's ferocious.

00:58:56.000 That's it.

00:58:57.000 Ferocious.

00:58:58.000 You gotta think that dude won it, right?

00:58:59.000 Yeah, you would think.

00:59:00.000 That's serious cardio right there.

00:59:01.000 He was going 100% the whole time.

00:59:04.000 That was a good fight.

00:59:05.000 We have a yoga TV channel, Brendan, if you want to do it at your house or something like that.

00:59:09.000 Really?

00:59:09.000 Yeah, Black Swan Yoga TV. I'd definitely be down to try that.

00:59:12.000 I kind of need a place to go, though, you know what I'm saying, just to commit to it.

00:59:15.000 It's better.

00:59:16.000 It's when it's hot and you have the instructor there and you can't take a pose off or something like that.

00:59:21.000 And there's usually attractive girls, so it's motivating.

00:59:24.000 Not where I go.

00:59:25.000 But the most important thing, dude, is the heat.

00:59:27.000 I agree.

00:59:28.000 The heat is everything.

00:59:29.000 You walk in, you're sweating the moment you get in that fucking thing.

00:59:32.000 The sweat, the breath, the stretching, all of it together.

00:59:35.000 It's hard.

00:59:35.000 It's fucking hard to do.

00:59:37.000 The most amazing thing about it is how hard it is to do and then how relaxed I am when it's over.

00:59:43.000 I know, it's so nice.

00:59:44.000 Oh my goodness.

00:59:44.000 Do all the dudes have all their shirts off and shit in the one you go to?

00:59:47.000 The one I went to, I'm like, Jesus, man.

00:59:49.000 Just titties and guts everywhere.

00:59:50.000 It's weird.

00:59:51.000 That bothers you?

00:59:52.000 You're weird.

00:59:53.000 You're weird.

00:59:53.000 How about you're weird?

00:59:54.000 How about I'm not?

00:59:55.000 How about I'm not?

00:59:56.000 For sure put your tits away.

00:59:57.000 I'm trying to do yoga and get your titties in my face.

01:00:01.000 Like female memories?

01:00:03.000 No, that I'm up for.

01:00:04.000 That I'm down.

01:00:05.000 It's the out-of-shape hairy dudes.

01:00:07.000 Those, that's, yeah.

01:00:08.000 Well, you want those in your class.

01:00:10.000 Yeah.

01:00:10.000 You want guys that, uh...

01:00:11.000 It's true.

01:00:12.000 You want guys less flexible than you.

01:00:14.000 Doing shitty poses.

01:00:15.000 You're trying to compete with them.

01:00:17.000 Blowing my back out and shit.

01:00:18.000 There's something annoying about dudes that are really good at yoga.

01:00:21.000 I agree.

01:00:21.000 I'm like, fuck you, man.

01:00:23.000 Fuck you, bro.

01:00:24.000 I don't have time to do that shit.

01:00:27.000 Especially when they're wearing, like, amulets.

01:00:29.000 Yeah, amulets and jewels.

01:00:32.000 They got fucking Lululemon on and shit.

01:00:35.000 Fuck you and your Uggs.

01:00:36.000 Just tights and amulets.

01:00:41.000 Tights.

01:00:42.000 Yeah, I need to set my yoga game up, though.

01:00:44.000 Yeah, dudes don't wear yoga pants.

01:00:46.000 It's weird.

01:00:46.000 It's exclusive to women.

01:00:47.000 It's very rare.

01:00:48.000 I'll rock some yoga pants.

01:00:49.000 And you know what?

01:00:50.000 If you don't like all that shit you're talking shit on is why DDP yoga is blowing up.

01:00:57.000 It's yoga that's not for your mama.

01:01:00.000 It's not your mama's yoga.

01:01:03.000 That's a horrible slogan.

01:01:04.000 He came out to on it and put us all through some DDP yoga.

01:01:08.000 How was it?

01:01:09.000 It was alright.

01:01:10.000 I prefer regular yoga.

01:01:11.000 I mean, you do a lot of counting and a lot of like, hell yeahs.

01:01:15.000 I did it with him too.

01:01:16.000 I love it.

01:01:17.000 I did it with him too.

01:01:19.000 Can I get a hell yeah?

01:01:20.000 Nah, man.

01:01:22.000 It's yoga without the beads and the incense.

01:01:26.000 Oh no, I like the incense and beads.

01:01:27.000 Philippe Nover won, man.

01:01:29.000 What?

01:01:30.000 Good for him.

01:01:31.000 Well, we weren't paying attention.

01:01:33.000 Yeah, we just saw that last 30 seconds.

01:01:36.000 We can't really say whether or not he won.

01:01:38.000 Anik with the new do.

01:01:40.000 Sexy bitch, look at him.

01:01:41.000 I'm not mad at it.

01:01:42.000 Suit and tie.

01:01:45.000 Yeah.

01:01:46.000 Mixed reaction from the crowd.

01:01:47.000 Hey, man.

01:01:48.000 Sorry, son.

01:01:48.000 With all due respect, I thought the other guy won.

01:01:50.000 With all due respect, we were barely paying attention.

01:01:52.000 Yeah, I thought he took credit.

01:01:54.000 I thought you ended the fact it was a good fight.

01:01:56.000 We were arguing about knee braces, Eddie.

01:01:59.000 Hey.

01:02:00.000 No.

01:02:00.000 You want to start with that again?

01:02:02.000 It's not the same.

01:02:04.000 It's exactly the same thing.

01:02:06.000 No, if it was exactly the same, the receivers in the NFL would have knee braces on.

01:02:09.000 No, no, no.

01:02:10.000 This is what it is.

01:02:11.000 Why do wide receivers in the NFL wear gloves when it's raining?

01:02:16.000 Why?

01:02:16.000 So they can grip the ball better.

01:02:18.000 So they can catch the ball and score.

01:02:20.000 Yes.

01:02:20.000 So they can catch and score.

01:02:21.000 Yes.

01:02:22.000 The same thing with jujitsu.

01:02:24.000 It's easier to catch and score when it isn't a hot oil wrestling match with all the sweat and blood everywhere.

01:02:32.000 Like why is it more manly to fight in shorts than it is to pants?

01:02:36.000 That's ridiculous.

01:02:38.000 I don't think it's more manly.

01:02:39.000 But then why is it illegal to cover your calf?

01:02:44.000 That's illegal.

01:02:44.000 You think they're uneducated about it?

01:02:46.000 Exactly.

01:02:47.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:02:49.000 It's like, in a sport, they have meetings.

01:02:53.000 The heads of the football teams have meetings to increase offense.

01:02:57.000 They do it in basketball.

01:02:58.000 What do we do to increase offense?

01:03:00.000 So, if they banned...

01:03:03.000 Gloves.

01:03:04.000 They made it illegal for a wide receiver to wear gloves.

01:03:07.000 Those rainy games, those muddy games, people are just going to be dropping balls all over the place.

01:03:11.000 That would be the dumbest rule ever.

01:03:12.000 They go, dude, let these motherfuckers wear the gloves.

01:03:15.000 I mean, the rain, they don't help that much.

01:03:18.000 Pants?

01:03:18.000 No gloves.

01:03:19.000 Dude, all wide receivers wear gloves.

01:03:21.000 For extra grip.

01:03:22.000 Not all.

01:03:22.000 A lot.

01:03:23.000 Most.

01:03:23.000 Most do.

01:03:24.000 They do.

01:03:25.000 And they do it for extra grip so they can catch and score.

01:03:28.000 And the league will go, yeah, we want, let them wear, if it makes them score more, yes, it's a good thing.

01:03:33.000 Plus they have their logos on them, Nike or Reebok gloves.

01:03:36.000 You understand?

01:03:36.000 Yeah.

01:03:37.000 But in MMA, you can wear tights that go up to your knees.

01:03:41.000 You could wear shorts, but they can't cover the calf.

01:03:44.000 I agree that's a stupid rule.

01:03:45.000 Exactly.

01:03:46.000 All I'm saying is it would be the same if they were both wearing knee braces.

01:03:49.000 You should definitely be able to wear rash guards.

01:03:52.000 Yeah, why not?

01:03:54.000 Girls are wearing rash guards and it's not a problem.

01:03:57.000 They can't wear pants, though.

01:03:58.000 It's weird.

01:03:58.000 They won't wear rash guard pants.

01:04:00.000 They can't wear rash guard sleeves, though.

01:04:02.000 Girls don't fight with long sleeves.

01:04:04.000 Yes, they can.

01:04:04.000 Not in the UFC. No, not in the UFC. They can't.

01:04:06.000 No.

01:04:07.000 They have the short sleeves.

01:04:09.000 That's illegal?

01:04:10.000 Yeah.

01:04:11.000 Now that's another dumb rule.

01:04:12.000 Why would that be illegal?

01:04:13.000 That you can't cover your fucking forearm here.

01:04:15.000 Here's your boy Magny coming up.

01:04:17.000 It's ridiculous.

01:04:17.000 Look at this.

01:04:20.000 Rumble and DC. It's a good fight.

01:04:22.000 It is a very good fight.

01:04:24.000 It's just, the problem is, ultimately, if DC wins.

01:04:27.000 That's really the problem.

01:04:28.000 That's worst case scenario for the UFC. I want DC to win.

01:04:32.000 I want DC to win.

01:04:33.000 Do you think that DC, if DC won, like let's just say DC wins, do you think that it's conceivable that DC can improve to the point where he could possibly beat Jon Jones?

01:04:44.000 Is this like Jon Jones fresh out of prison?

01:04:46.000 I'd want to see it.

01:04:47.000 Like all groggy and shit?

01:04:48.000 No, no, no, not fresh out of prison.

01:04:49.000 Jon Jones with a full camp.

01:04:50.000 No.

01:04:52.000 No one in the world's beaten John with a full camp.

01:04:55.000 No one in the world.

01:04:55.000 Not even close.

01:04:56.000 But people would pay to see if he could do it.

01:04:58.000 That wasn't even a good fight.

01:05:00.000 You gotta remember, him versus DC, that wasn't a good fight.

01:05:02.000 He dominated DC. I gave DC maybe one round.

01:05:06.000 He dominated him.

01:05:07.000 The fact that he won one round is incredible.

01:05:09.000 The first round.

01:05:10.000 Yeah, what?

01:05:11.000 Right away.

01:05:11.000 It went right to it.

01:05:12.000 What?

01:05:13.000 It wasn't a good fight, man.

01:05:15.000 John Jones is a bad motherfucker.

01:05:17.000 Do you have another one of those bars?

01:05:19.000 Yeah, there's a bunch.

01:05:20.000 Go in the kitchen.

01:05:21.000 There's all kinds of bars back there.

01:05:23.000 I forgot to bring those whey.

01:05:24.000 I really like those whey bars.

01:05:25.000 Those new whey bars.

01:05:26.000 You got me a coconut water, Eddie?

01:05:28.000 Very, very good.

01:05:28.000 Very good.

01:05:34.000 Yeah, give me one of them CTOs too.

01:05:36.000 CTOs.

01:05:37.000 Rumble would have been an interesting fight for Jones because he can knock anybody out.

01:05:41.000 Dead.

01:05:42.000 I think John would have took him down, wore him out, and TKO'd him in the third round.

01:05:45.000 At least there's a chance.

01:05:46.000 For sure.

01:05:47.000 But we go through this every time.

01:05:49.000 Oh, this has got to beat John.

01:05:50.000 Wrong.

01:05:51.000 Every time.

01:05:52.000 Thanks, dude.

01:05:52.000 That's how good the dude is.

01:05:53.000 Thanks, man.

01:05:53.000 Thanks for the fucked up one.

01:05:56.000 Fucked up with the depth.

01:05:58.000 Have you guys had maple water, by the way?

01:06:01.000 You know, we were about to talk about this the other day, but somehow or another we got sidetracked.

01:06:04.000 What is it?

01:06:04.000 Maple water is the shit.

01:06:06.000 What is it?

01:06:06.000 So it comes from a maple tree instead of a coconut tree, just like they make maple syrup, but they make maple water.

01:06:11.000 And it's like half the sugar of coconut water and same like electrolytes and nutrients.

01:06:16.000 Tastes good.

01:06:16.000 And it's fucking way better.

01:06:18.000 Where can you get it?

01:06:19.000 It tastes way better than coconut water?

01:06:21.000 Way better.

01:06:21.000 I'm telling you.

01:06:22.000 Wait a minute, than this coconut water?

01:06:24.000 C2O? Yes, sir.

01:06:25.000 How dare you?

01:06:25.000 Yes.

01:06:25.000 What about that Harmless Harvest shit?

01:06:27.000 You ever have that?

01:06:28.000 That shit's good.

01:06:29.000 Look, I like cocoa water.

01:06:30.000 Not as good?

01:06:30.000 It's not.

01:06:31.000 Maple water is some next level shit.

01:06:34.000 Really?

01:06:34.000 Like if I was a tycoon, like William Randolph Hearst or something, I'd buy all the maple trees now.

01:06:38.000 Jamie, shut up my podcast right now.

01:06:40.000 Quickly, get on the podcast.

01:06:41.000 Let's get some fucking maple trees.

01:06:43.000 Yeah, let's get on the market.

01:06:43.000 Hey, where can you get this maple water at?

01:06:45.000 Jesus Christ.

01:06:45.000 I get it at Whole Foods, and I saw it at the Paleo Conference.

01:06:49.000 No shit.

01:06:49.000 Maple water.

01:06:50.000 We're talking to a couple companies, because I think it's next level.

01:06:54.000 Holy shit, I want it.

01:06:55.000 And nutrient-wise, what about?

01:06:56.000 Yeah, it's equivalent.

01:06:57.000 I haven't done the full gamut of research, but what they're saying is that it's equivalent to coconut water, nutrient-wise, without so much sugar.

01:07:05.000 Okay, what do you think about this fight?

01:07:07.000 What do you think about Cormier and, not Cormier-Johnson, Weidman versus Belfort?

01:07:11.000 What do you think about that fight?

01:07:12.000 It's a tough call because Belfort's coming in there.

01:07:16.000 Belfort off TRT and getting tested all the time.

01:07:19.000 Different guy, right?

01:07:20.000 It's a different guy.

01:07:21.000 Weidman is a fucking beast.

01:07:24.000 He is a beast.

01:07:25.000 A beast.

01:07:26.000 To me, how Weidman's not more famous and a bigger name is crazy.

01:07:30.000 The guy's so talented, man.

01:07:31.000 He should be the face of the UFC, how talented he is.

01:07:33.000 But he's not.

01:07:37.000 Daniel Cormier.

01:07:38.000 Yeah, Wyden is a motherfucker, dude.

01:07:40.000 If he beats down Vitor Belfort, this might be like a breakout fight for him.

01:07:43.000 He needs a breakout fight, you know what I'm saying?

01:07:45.000 You would think the Machida one would have done it.

01:07:47.000 Well, if he stopped Machida, maybe that would have done it.

01:07:50.000 True.

01:07:50.000 The thing is, Machida and him was an amazing fight, but it was a five-round amazing war.

01:07:54.000 It's tough for him because he beats Anderson Silva twice, right?

01:07:57.000 But everyone's like, ah, Anderson was fucked around, and his leg fell off in that other one.

01:08:00.000 And then he gets Lyoto Machida, and it's like back and forth.

01:08:05.000 But yeah, you're right, though.

01:08:06.000 If he destroys Vitor, now we've got a superstar.

01:08:09.000 He's such a good dude, too, man.

01:08:10.000 You know, Vitor could probably make welterweight now, and I'm not bullshitting.

01:08:14.000 When we saw him in Vegas that time, I was like, huh?

01:08:16.000 Well, that was when he was fresh off of it.

01:08:18.000 When he was fresh off of it, his body morphed, dude.

01:08:21.000 I mean, he lost a shit ton of weight.

01:08:25.000 I don't remember him hitting Jones, but they highlighted all the times that he hit Jones.

01:08:29.000 Come on.

01:08:31.000 And here he's taking John down, but that lasted for literally a second, and John was back up on his feet.

01:08:37.000 You know, you gotta look at a guy like Cormier and think, also, he's like 36 or 37. 37. 37. He's been competing and wrestling his whole life.

01:08:48.000 He's only been fighting MMA, I think, since he was like 30, right?

01:08:52.000 Yeah, not long.

01:08:52.000 Six, seven years.

01:08:54.000 Rashad Evans, number four.

01:08:57.000 Ryan Bader, number five.

01:08:58.000 What are they gonna do with Bader?

01:08:59.000 Well, Bader was supposed to be fighting DC. I know.

01:09:02.000 That was a good fucking fight.

01:09:03.000 Great fight.

01:09:04.000 I was looking forward to that fight.

01:09:05.000 And Rashad's out for a grip because he tore his leg again, his knee.

01:09:09.000 So he's out for another year.

01:09:11.000 He's all fucked up.

01:09:12.000 Gus has Glover Teixeira.

01:09:16.000 How long has Rashad been out for?

01:09:18.000 He's been out for a long time.

01:09:19.000 Shit, man.

01:09:20.000 Two years now, right?

01:09:22.000 Two years?

01:09:23.000 Two years.

01:09:23.000 See ya.

01:09:25.000 Johnson.

01:09:26.000 He's big.

01:09:27.000 Terrifying.

01:09:27.000 Look at this.

01:09:28.000 Throwing head kicks.

01:09:30.000 Rashad was telling me Anthony Johnson owns the sparring practice because he just knocks bitches out.

01:09:35.000 Even on accident.

01:09:36.000 He's like, my bad, man.

01:09:38.000 It's just what he did.

01:09:38.000 It's his M.O. Fucking heat-seeker missile.

01:09:42.000 Does he go all out, or is he just hit so hard accidentally?

01:09:44.000 No, he just hits so goddamn hard.

01:09:46.000 You wonder what's gonna happen to him if he gets pushed.

01:09:49.000 Now that he doesn't have the issue that he had before with losing all the weight, he's a totally different animal.

01:09:55.000 That was a destroyer, DC, when he took out Pat.

01:09:58.000 Destroyer.

01:09:59.000 But he was mad at Pat.

01:10:02.000 Pat talked a lot of shit.

01:10:03.000 Just to get in the UFC, though, he didn't mean it.

01:10:05.000 He just did it to get a shot.

01:10:06.000 Yeah, he had to get that fight.

01:10:08.000 But, you know, I just wonder whether or not he could take the heat.

01:10:11.000 Because he couldn't take the heat at 170. He was just so dried out that when he would, like, Koscheck beat him that way...

01:10:17.000 Vitor beat him that way, but it's at 185, actually.

01:10:19.000 Yeah, that's the fight there.

01:10:22.000 Because if DC can just get through that first round and not eat a fucking huge shot, I think he's just going to wear Johnson out for five rounds.

01:10:30.000 But that's what I think.

01:10:31.000 If you see him against Phil Davis, he was fucking on point for three rounds hard.

01:10:36.000 Big difference between DC and Phil Davis, though.

01:10:38.000 Big difference.

01:10:39.000 Big difference as far as offense.

01:10:40.000 One can strike to wrestle, and Phil's more of wrestling a strike, and he's not really mixing it up.

01:10:47.000 Okay, what do we got here?

01:10:49.000 Your boy Magni.

01:10:49.000 Come on, Magni.

01:10:50.000 I know you're taking Magni.

01:10:51.000 Yeah, I got him, man.

01:10:53.000 Really hoping he does something.

01:10:54.000 I mean, get on the mic.

01:10:55.000 Maybe talk some shit.

01:10:57.000 Maybe get a Scottish accent or some shit.

01:10:59.000 Do something.

01:10:59.000 He's just going to have to keep beating guys and then become undeniable.

01:11:03.000 That doesn't work, man.

01:11:04.000 Look at John Fitch.

01:11:07.000 Yeah, but John Fitch got a title shot.

01:11:09.000 He did, but he was never like a breakout star.

01:11:12.000 That motherfucker won all the time.

01:11:14.000 If he beat GSP, he would have been a breakout star.

01:11:17.000 Shit.

01:11:17.000 Yeah, he got his ass whooped, didn't he?

01:11:18.000 Yeah.

01:11:20.000 I'm just saying, this day and age in the UFC, you gotta do some shit, man.

01:11:23.000 Magny's more exciting than Fitch was, though.

01:11:25.000 You think?

01:11:26.000 Magny puts hands on people.

01:11:27.000 That's true.

01:11:28.000 Tough as hell.

01:11:29.000 Yeah.

01:11:29.000 Dude, this is gonna be a tough match.

01:11:30.000 I would say he's more exciting than Fitch, because Fitch had some exciting fights.

01:11:35.000 Actually, yeah, I would say he's more exciting.

01:11:37.000 He's more exciting.

01:11:38.000 Neil's thing is he's a point spar.

01:11:41.000 Touch, touch, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.

01:11:43.000 There's no power.

01:11:44.000 He's not knocking bitches out.

01:11:45.000 Never tired, though.

01:11:45.000 Never tired.

01:11:46.000 I call him the Gazelle.

01:11:46.000 My nickname for him is the Gazelle.

01:11:48.000 I'm still waiting for that to catch up.

01:11:50.000 Just stick.

01:11:51.000 It's not happening.

01:11:52.000 Neil the Gazelle.

01:11:53.000 Nope.

01:11:55.000 It's not hitting, right?

01:11:56.000 Nope.

01:11:56.000 I just talked about him being famous.

01:11:58.000 YL the Gazelle.

01:11:59.000 Watkins.

01:12:00.000 He already exists.

01:12:01.000 Watson.

01:12:01.000 YL Watson.

01:12:03.000 He's not in the UFC, though.

01:12:04.000 He was in the UFC. He fought T.D. De La Chao.

01:12:06.000 No, I get that, but he's not anymore.

01:12:09.000 How many pit bulls can there be?

01:12:11.000 It's too late!

01:12:12.000 There's only one in the UFC. We should put a cap.

01:12:14.000 There's already a good one.

01:12:17.000 Isn't she the pit bull?

01:12:20.000 Is she?

01:12:20.000 Andre Arlovsky's the pitbull.

01:12:21.000 No, he has a pitbull.

01:12:23.000 No, Andre the pitbull Arlovsky.

01:12:25.000 That's old school, man.

01:12:26.000 When I find him, it's just Andre.

01:12:28.000 What's up, Andre?

01:12:29.000 He owns a pitbull.

01:12:31.000 He has at least a pitbull.

01:12:33.000 The Uncle Silva's the pitbull.

01:12:35.000 Yeah, I agree.

01:12:37.000 Oh, Thiago Alves.

01:12:37.000 Thiago Alves.

01:12:38.000 Yeah.

01:12:38.000 But, Howlowski was the pit bull first in the UFC. That's true.

01:12:42.000 That's true.

01:12:43.000 You gotta switch up your nickname.

01:12:44.000 There was a few other pit bulls there, man.

01:12:46.000 There's some other dudes that, like, I would go get their nicknames at the UFC, and I'd be doing the weigh-ins when I have to call them.

01:12:52.000 I'm like, I'm not saying that.

01:12:53.000 Right.

01:12:53.000 I look at their weigh-in.

01:12:54.000 I'm like, yeah, you can't just call yourself some shit.

01:12:57.000 You know, somebody has to actually...

01:12:59.000 Dude, you can't make up your nickname.

01:13:00.000 Otherwise, I'd be like the Brown Knight, some dope-ass shit.

01:13:03.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:13:03.000 Big Brown.

01:13:04.000 You're Big Brown.

01:13:05.000 Callan gave me that name, and all the fans ran with it, so I had to switch my name.

01:13:09.000 You don't think I'd pick some dope-ass shit like the Axe Murderer or something?

01:13:13.000 How'd you come up with the Hybrid?

01:13:14.000 I didn't come up with it.

01:13:15.000 Again, you can't pick your fucking nickname.

01:13:17.000 Who came up with the Hybrid?

01:13:18.000 The producers on the Spike Ultimate Fighter.

01:13:22.000 Why hybrid?

01:13:23.000 Because they would...

01:13:24.000 Because he drove a Prius?

01:13:25.000 Yeah, right?

01:13:26.000 Because they would do bets behind the scenes.

01:13:30.000 Not for money, but just who they thought was going to win the show.

01:13:33.000 And they didn't know my name.

01:13:35.000 He's like, I'll take that hybrid heavyweight.

01:13:37.000 Because I wasn't that big compared to the other guys.

01:13:39.000 But I hit a heavyweight, so they called me the hybrid.

01:13:43.000 And then fucking Callen just kept calling me Big Brown and kept saying I was Native American.

01:13:48.000 And then as the show got more popular, it just took off.

01:13:53.000 I'd pick the Brown Knight, though.

01:13:54.000 That's some dope shit.

01:13:55.000 The Brown Knight.

01:13:56.000 But you can't pick your nickname.

01:13:58.000 Why brown?

01:13:59.000 Just because your skin tone?

01:14:00.000 Yeah, because I'm tan as shit.

01:14:01.000 Year-round.

01:14:02.000 Living by the beach.

01:14:04.000 That's Southern California lifestyle, bitches.

01:14:07.000 Yeah.

01:14:08.000 Are you really pale, naturally?

01:14:09.000 Nope.

01:14:09.000 Always been tan.

01:14:11.000 Really?

01:14:11.000 Yeah.

01:14:12.000 I think I'm adopted, bro.

01:14:14.000 Because my family's white as shit.

01:14:17.000 Super white?

01:14:18.000 Everyone's super, super white, and then I'm just brown as fuck.

01:14:21.000 So you're serious about that?

01:14:23.000 100%.

01:14:23.000 You don't look anything like your mother or father?

01:14:25.000 Neither.

01:14:26.000 Nothing like that?

01:14:27.000 Just kidding, I look like my dad.

01:14:29.000 My dad's a big dude, athletic dude.

01:14:31.000 But I'm brown.

01:14:32.000 I'm like Kim, but brown.

01:14:33.000 Would you ever have any desire to do this shit?

01:14:36.000 Oh, NASCAR? Nah.

01:14:37.000 Oh, you mean fucking drive around?

01:14:40.000 Nah, I'm good.

01:14:41.000 It looks fun, man.

01:14:43.000 It would be fun.

01:14:46.000 It looks fun.

01:14:48.000 I think it'd be funny to do like the F1 style track.

01:14:51.000 Those dudes make serious money.

01:14:53.000 But the F1 cars are like driving like an airplane.

01:14:57.000 It's like a cockpit and it's all technical and shit.

01:15:00.000 Joe, Alex from Shark Works is telling me he's going to bring down that GT3 with 800 horsepower.

01:15:06.000 Oh my god, GT2. Yeah, he's like, you and Joe are going to drive it.

01:15:09.000 I'm like, nah.

01:15:10.000 I already drove it.

01:15:10.000 Did you?

01:15:11.000 It's manual, right?

01:15:12.000 Yeah, it's terrifying.

01:15:12.000 I'm good, bro.

01:15:14.000 Do you know how to drive a manual?

01:15:15.000 Come on.

01:15:16.000 Yeah, I'm American, man.

01:15:18.000 Of course you do.

01:15:19.000 Fuck yeah.

01:15:20.000 Aubrey's right next to you.

01:15:21.000 Save that for ISIS, bro.

01:15:23.000 Don't fucking help me right now.

01:15:24.000 He can't drive a stick.

01:15:26.000 Oh, fuck.

01:15:27.000 Hold on, Aubrey.

01:15:28.000 You don't like big titties and he can't drive a stick?

01:15:31.000 Are you fucking Osama Bin Laden?

01:15:33.000 And what was the other thing that he had on him?

01:15:34.000 There was another thing.

01:15:35.000 What else was this?

01:15:36.000 He don't eat Krispy Kreme.

01:15:37.000 There was one other thing.

01:15:38.000 Oh, and he thought you could wear shoes in the UFC. Yes.

01:15:40.000 Goddammit, Aubrey!

01:15:41.000 It's not good.

01:15:43.000 It's not good.

01:15:44.000 Well, you used to be able to wear shoes in Pride.

01:15:45.000 I mean, that's why.

01:15:46.000 Super.

01:15:46.000 We're old school.

01:15:47.000 And in the UFC as well.

01:15:50.000 Do you remember when Brad Kohler kicked Steve Jensen right in the face?

01:15:56.000 No, he punched him.

01:15:59.000 He punched him.

01:16:00.000 No, no, no.

01:16:01.000 Babalu kicked him in the face.

01:16:02.000 That's right.

01:16:03.000 Brad Kohler knocked out Steve Judson with one punch.

01:16:06.000 Boom!

01:16:07.000 It was a haymaker.

01:16:08.000 And then Babalu beat his ass and punted his head.

01:16:11.000 And he had shoes on, Babalu.

01:16:13.000 He punted his head.

01:16:14.000 Babalu was the Brazilian wrestler.

01:16:16.000 He was not the jiu-jitsu player that he is today.

01:16:19.000 Babalu in the beginning was a Brazilian wrestler who could box.

01:16:22.000 And he was fighting heavily.

01:16:23.000 There was nobody like him.

01:16:24.000 There was nobody like Babalu.

01:16:26.000 Like a Brazilian wrestler who had boxing.

01:16:30.000 He's a tough motherfucker, man.

01:16:32.000 You know, if Babalu didn't admit to choking that dude out in his post-fight interview, his whole career would have taken a totally different turn.

01:16:40.000 You know?

01:16:41.000 Oh, where he held the choke too long?

01:16:43.000 He just didn't talk about it.

01:16:44.000 I was interviewing him.

01:16:45.000 I tried to just go right through.

01:16:47.000 I knew what he did.

01:16:48.000 See, there's a difference to me between a guy who holds a choke a little long and a guy who holds a knee bar a little long.

01:16:54.000 I agree.

01:16:55.000 Or a heel hook.

01:16:55.000 If you tear someone's knee apart, that's fucked up.

01:16:58.000 One's career ended.

01:17:00.000 For Babalu, that guy was talking shit to him before the fight, and he was very, very amped up about it.

01:17:06.000 Who was that?

01:17:07.000 I don't remember.

01:17:09.000 I don't remember who it was.

01:17:11.000 It was bad, though, man.

01:17:12.000 He put him to sleep, and there was a lot of blood before that.

01:17:15.000 He beat the shit out of him.

01:17:16.000 That's the thing, yeah.

01:17:16.000 And then he put him to sleep.

01:17:17.000 It looked really bad.

01:17:18.000 But I remember when I was interviewing him, he was talking about how he did it, and I asked him to clarify, and then people, like, he got upset at me.

01:17:27.000 He thought, like, somehow or another, I got him in trouble.

01:17:29.000 I'm like, dude, you're the one who brought it up.

01:17:31.000 I don't even want to talk about it.

01:17:33.000 I wouldn't have talked about it.

01:17:35.000 Like, he thought I didn't like him.

01:17:36.000 I'm a big Babalu fan.

01:17:37.000 Fuck yeah, how can you not be?

01:17:38.000 I've always been a Babalu fan.

01:17:39.000 Me too, always, for some reason.

01:17:41.000 He's a fucking awesome grappler, too, man.

01:17:43.000 Amazing.

01:17:43.000 He's a really good fucking grappler.

01:17:45.000 His match with Chael frustrated me, but yeah.

01:17:48.000 He got into jiu-jitsu during his MMA career, and then like, now that's what he's known as.

01:17:53.000 He's a black belt, right?

01:17:54.000 Yeah.

01:17:54.000 Dude, his fight with Dean Lister in Metamorris was very impressive.

01:17:58.000 He had Dean Lister locked up.

01:18:00.000 Damn, Neil!

01:18:01.000 Oh, shit!

01:18:01.000 Oh, Neil's in trouble!

01:18:03.000 Oh, shit!

01:18:03.000 Shit, he's in trouble.

01:18:05.000 Shit, he's a fucking wild man, dude.

01:18:06.000 Oh, big snaps!

01:18:09.000 Just tie him up.

01:18:09.000 Just tie him up, brother.

01:18:11.000 Tie him up.

01:18:11.000 Oh my god, nasty knee.

01:18:13.000 Man, bring in the elbow.

01:18:15.000 Jesus Christ.

01:18:17.000 That's a Korean dude.

01:18:17.000 People were tweeting me saying this guy's a motherfucker.

01:18:19.000 Oh, he's wild, dude.

01:18:20.000 Well, did you see his fight with Tarek Safedine?

01:18:22.000 He's so reckless.

01:18:24.000 He's like so wild and explosive.

01:18:27.000 It's just a matter of, can he keep it up?

01:18:30.000 But Magny is just always there, dude.

01:18:32.000 Here he weathers the storm, and he's right back on him.

01:18:35.000 His cardio allows him to weather the storm.

01:18:37.000 Yeah.

01:18:38.000 That's impressive.

01:18:40.000 But the thing is, like, Lim can hurt him.

01:18:43.000 I agree.

01:18:44.000 He can't really hurt him, you know?

01:18:45.000 He just has to outpoint him, which is a bad game to play with a power puncher sometimes.

01:18:49.000 Magny's got his back.

01:18:50.000 Look at this.

01:18:51.000 But he could wear his ass out if Lim totally empties the gas tank trying to take Magny out.

01:18:58.000 Props to Magni for surviving that fucking barrage.

01:19:00.000 I agree.

01:19:00.000 I thought it was over.

01:19:02.000 Yeah, that dude swings for the fences, too.

01:19:05.000 He's had some really fun fights.

01:19:07.000 Yeah, he's a big dude, man.

01:19:11.000 Nice.

01:19:12.000 Damn, is she gonna go commercial like that?

01:19:13.000 What?

01:19:14.000 Right in the middle of the round?

01:19:15.000 Yes.

01:19:16.000 Did it go right in the middle of the round?

01:19:18.000 Is that the middle?

01:19:18.000 Yeah.

01:19:19.000 Oh, look, they went back.

01:19:21.000 Oh, you dummies.

01:19:22.000 Whoever's working at Fox, you're fired, Jetson!

01:19:25.000 Step in my office.

01:19:26.000 You're fucking fired.

01:19:26.000 Oh, they did it again!

01:19:27.000 Oh, hell no.

01:19:28.000 You fucks!

01:19:29.000 Oh, hell no.

01:19:30.000 Camping equipment.

01:19:32.000 Oh, now Neil Dez is back.

01:19:34.000 What happened?

01:19:34.000 How did it happen?

01:19:35.000 We have no idea.

01:19:36.000 Oh, dude, this is a scam.

01:19:37.000 He's gonna shake him off.

01:19:38.000 This is conspiracy.

01:19:38.000 Eddie Bravo, give me the conspiracy.

01:19:39.000 He's too high.

01:19:40.000 What's the conspiracy on this?

01:19:43.000 Look at these.

01:19:44.000 Neil Magny, a little too high on them.

01:19:46.000 Way too high.

01:19:46.000 He's gonna end up in guard.

01:19:48.000 God damn it, Neil.

01:19:51.000 At least he's weathering the storm right.

01:19:52.000 Is Ferdinand Marco still in power?

01:19:56.000 That was in the 70s.

01:19:58.000 Oh!

01:19:59.000 He threw up a fucking triangle!

01:20:01.000 Oh shit!

01:20:02.000 It winds up on top!

01:20:03.000 Very nice!

01:20:04.000 Neil Magni tags him!

01:20:06.000 What's up now?

01:20:07.000 Oh!

01:20:08.000 Oh shit!

01:20:10.000 Stack him.

01:20:12.000 Got ourselves a real cockfight.

01:20:16.000 Come on, man.

01:20:19.000 Neil Magnum with a good defense.

01:20:21.000 Good defense.

01:20:22.000 Try to toss him.

01:20:25.000 Neil's long, so his ground and pound works from way up there.

01:20:29.000 Yeah, very...

01:20:30.000 Straight to mount, son.

01:20:31.000 Oh, he's tired.

01:20:34.000 Yeah, he's very tired.

01:20:35.000 Come on.

01:20:35.000 Damn, Neil Magnum might close the show here.

01:20:39.000 Look at this.

01:20:40.000 Flatten him out, son.

01:20:42.000 Oh!

01:20:43.000 He's got the back!

01:20:44.000 It's a body triangle.

01:20:45.000 It doesn't have it.

01:20:46.000 There it is.

01:20:47.000 Those gloves, man.

01:20:48.000 That has got to be one of the most frustrating aspects of gloves.

01:20:52.000 Oh, by far.

01:20:53.000 How much it stops chokes.

01:20:56.000 Oh, full mount again!

01:20:58.000 Damn, Mackney's on fire!

01:21:00.000 Dude, Magnus is a beast.

01:21:01.000 He's a motherfucker, man.

01:21:01.000 He really is a beast.

01:21:02.000 Back to his feet.

01:21:04.000 Oh, shit!

01:21:05.000 Oh, that dude's exhausted.

01:21:07.000 He is exhausted, but he's still throwing fucking hammers.

01:21:10.000 Oh, well, this isn't good.

01:21:12.000 Now he's got Magnus back.

01:21:14.000 Damn.

01:21:15.000 It's a great fight.

01:21:17.000 You don't know, I mean, if he could recover, maybe he gets exhausted all the time and then he just recovers.

01:21:22.000 Okay, here's a good example.

01:21:24.000 Like, who do you give that round to?

01:21:25.000 Because clearly Lim had Magny fucked up in the beginning.

01:21:29.000 But then, Magny had his back, Magny took him down, Magny mounted him.

01:21:33.000 I think the end of the round's more important than the beginning.

01:21:36.000 If all that shit was so...

01:21:37.000 Oh!

01:21:39.000 Neil Magny, come on strong.

01:21:40.000 Because of all the shit in the beginning of the round.

01:21:42.000 I give it to Neil right now.

01:21:44.000 A slight edge.

01:21:45.000 I'd like the end of the round stronger, to answer your question, because if that shit in the first round was so badass, how did that guy come back and whip your ass at the end of the round?

01:21:54.000 So it was almost like it wasn't as badass as it looked.

01:21:58.000 That was a dope ass round.

01:21:59.000 I wouldn't put it that way, but I would say that it is more important at the end because then the two guys have had the chance to fight and figure out the strengths and weaknesses and what's dominating over time.

01:22:10.000 Over time, like the ebbs and the flows of the fight, it's more important that the guy has the ability to maintain, can keep it together all the way through the round, and at the end of the round, he's the one who's winning.

01:22:20.000 Yeah, that's for sure.

01:22:21.000 But only a slight amount.

01:22:22.000 But then again, Lim hurt him more than Magny hurt him.

01:22:27.000 Magny was more dominant.

01:22:28.000 Yeah, but Lim had him fucked up at one point in time.

01:22:31.000 The end means, like if that was a street fight right there, I would have said Magny kicked his ass.

01:22:36.000 Yeah, but it's not.

01:22:37.000 I wouldn't have said kicked his ass.

01:22:38.000 I would have said it was a good fucking fight.

01:22:39.000 He won.

01:22:39.000 I would have said Magny won.

01:22:40.000 He would have said kicked his ass.

01:22:41.000 Not kicked his ass.

01:22:41.000 I'm sorry.

01:22:42.000 And you gotta remember, judges are influenced by the end of the round.

01:22:44.000 That's what they're gonna remember.

01:22:45.000 Isn't that more important?

01:22:47.000 It's momentum.

01:22:48.000 Here we go.

01:22:48.000 Look at this.

01:22:48.000 You can see it here.

01:22:49.000 Boom!

01:22:51.000 This is the end.

01:22:52.000 But here's the other thing.

01:22:53.000 Magny's going to be able to do this for three fucking rounds.

01:22:56.000 I mean, how exhausted is Lim after that first round?

01:22:58.000 Look at Magny.

01:22:59.000 He's sweating.

01:23:00.000 What?

01:23:00.000 Dude, what?

01:23:01.000 He's in such good shape, man.

01:23:02.000 Ridiculous.

01:23:02.000 He's in such good shape.

01:23:03.000 Get him, Gazelle.

01:23:04.000 And it's also training in Denver, that training at altitude.

01:23:07.000 But look at him.

01:23:08.000 He's like, boom.

01:23:09.000 Look at him go.

01:23:10.000 He's just warming up.

01:23:11.000 Now he's confident.

01:23:12.000 Yeah.

01:23:13.000 That's his biggest thing, man.

01:23:14.000 If he can get his confidence inside that ring, which he's slowly getting there, you got a real monster on your hands.

01:23:19.000 Well, and Lim is still recovering.

01:23:20.000 He's still taking some deep breaths.

01:23:22.000 He's just trying to land that big shot.

01:23:23.000 He's got his mouth open.

01:23:25.000 Look at him.

01:23:25.000 Yeah.

01:23:26.000 You can't do that with Magny now, because now Magny's just going to wear on you.

01:23:30.000 He takes you down, though.

01:23:31.000 You're in trouble.

01:23:32.000 Triple limb is exhausted.

01:23:35.000 The fact that Lim got taken down like that, and then, oh, mount, full mount.

01:23:39.000 With a full four minutes of mount.

01:23:41.000 Enjoy this.

01:23:42.000 Well, also, the thing about Lim is he's huge, so that cut is probably brutal.

01:23:47.000 He's a big fella.

01:23:49.000 Yeah, he is.

01:23:50.000 Look at this fucking back mount by Magni.

01:23:54.000 Goddamn, Magni.

01:23:56.000 Full mount again.

01:23:57.000 Very nice, very nice.

01:23:59.000 Oh my god, he's beating the shit out of him.

01:24:01.000 Look at this.

01:24:01.000 Goes back again.

01:24:02.000 I think he should keep punching.

01:24:04.000 They're going to stop the fight if he does that.

01:24:05.000 They're going to flatten him out.

01:24:06.000 Oh shit.

01:24:07.000 Just punch here.

01:24:08.000 There you go.

01:24:08.000 They're going to stop the fight.

01:24:09.000 Quit looking for position.

01:24:10.000 There you go.

01:24:11.000 Keep going.

01:24:11.000 This is it.

01:24:11.000 Keep going.

01:24:12.000 Look at that ref.

01:24:13.000 He's very close here.

01:24:14.000 Can you feel the ref when they're close?

01:24:16.000 100%.

01:24:16.000 Yeah, you start punching harder.

01:24:19.000 Yeah, Magny's beating his ass.

01:24:21.000 That's it.

01:24:21.000 Carwin Lesnar.

01:24:22.000 Let's just stop this fight.

01:24:24.000 That's it!

01:24:25.000 Damn, Neil Magny!

01:24:27.000 Yeah, baby!

01:24:28.000 Fuck yeah, Neil Magny!

01:24:29.000 Look at him, not even breathing, huh?

01:24:31.000 Do you want?

01:24:31.000 That's amazing!

01:24:32.000 I'll fight ten more times tonight.

01:24:33.000 He really isn't breathing.

01:24:34.000 Where does he train again?

01:24:36.000 Denver.

01:24:36.000 Colorado.

01:24:38.000 High altitude.

01:24:38.000 Team high altitude.

01:24:39.000 Damn, Neil Magny!

01:24:41.000 How far?

01:24:41.000 How often do you go back and train there?

01:24:44.000 Uh, once a year.

01:24:46.000 Okay.

01:24:46.000 Neil motherfucking Magny.

01:24:49.000 Okay.

01:24:50.000 It's tough for me to leave LA, man, with everything going on.

01:24:53.000 Stuff.

01:24:54.000 You're right.

01:24:55.000 Nor do I want to leave.

01:24:56.000 I love LA. I ain't going nowhere.

01:24:58.000 Once Neil Magny got a hold of him in that second round, it was total domination.

01:25:01.000 And it was what we said.

01:25:03.000 Lim was just too fucking tired.

01:25:04.000 He was too tired from that first round.

01:25:06.000 He didn't really recover.

01:25:07.000 That cardio of Neil Magny is a fucking weapon.

01:25:10.000 Huge weapon.

01:25:11.000 It's a weapon.

01:25:12.000 Huge weapon.

01:25:12.000 And the position.

01:25:14.000 He's really good at keeping dominant position.

01:25:16.000 What's going to be interesting about the main event is both guys have insane cardio.

01:25:21.000 Uriah Faber has insane cardio.

01:25:23.000 And Frankie's cardio is superhuman.

01:25:26.000 Five rounds.

01:25:27.000 It's going to be nuts.

01:25:28.000 I think it's going to be...

01:25:29.000 They're going five rounds?

01:25:30.000 I don't think so.

01:25:31.000 I think it's going to be three rounds.

01:25:32.000 You serious?

01:25:32.000 Really?

01:25:33.000 I think Edgar's going to take him out.

01:25:34.000 Wait a minute.

01:25:35.000 The five rounds?

01:25:36.000 How is the five five rounds?

01:25:38.000 What is this?

01:25:39.000 Wait a minute.

01:25:40.000 You think Edgar's going to do something that Aldo couldn't do?

01:25:43.000 Yeah, I do.

01:25:44.000 Really?

01:25:45.000 Yeah, I mean, just based on what happened with Cub, you know, I mean, that was savage.

01:25:50.000 He destroyed Cub.

01:25:51.000 He did, but Cub's not a wrestler.

01:25:53.000 Yeah, different game.

01:25:54.000 It's a totally different kind of fighter.

01:25:55.000 Cub's not a wrestler.

01:25:56.000 Uriah's a way better wrestler.

01:25:58.000 Way better grappler.

01:25:59.000 Way more dangerous.

01:26:01.000 I don't know about way better grappling.

01:26:02.000 I don't know about that.

01:26:03.000 Cub Swanson is a black belt.

01:26:05.000 He's really good.

01:26:06.000 Grappling?

01:26:07.000 I gotta agree with Joe on this.

01:26:09.000 As far as finishing?

01:26:10.000 As far as finishing?

01:26:11.000 Uriah Faber's guillotine?

01:26:12.000 What?

01:26:12.000 I would say I don't know about that, man.

01:26:14.000 You can't get Uriah Faber down and hold him down.

01:26:17.000 Uriah Faber is really good at jiu-jitsu.

01:26:20.000 But Cub Swanson is as well.

01:26:23.000 Look who has more finishes.

01:26:24.000 Nice submission.

01:26:25.000 Cub likes to stand and bang.

01:26:27.000 Look at the way Cub just got finished by Max Holloway.

01:26:31.000 He was hurt.

01:26:33.000 He was hurt.

01:26:34.000 And Max is really good, too.

01:26:35.000 He is really good.

01:26:36.000 And when a guy's hurt, when a guy's hurt, the jiu-jitsu goes out the door.

01:26:39.000 No, I think it's a good decision for sure.

01:26:41.000 No one's getting finished.

01:26:43.000 Didn't you say something about five rounds?

01:26:44.000 It's not five rounds.

01:26:45.000 It's five rounds.

01:26:45.000 All main events are five rounds.

01:26:46.000 It's not a main event.

01:26:47.000 It's 2015. Munoz is the main event.

01:26:49.000 No.

01:26:50.000 What are you talking about?

01:26:51.000 What are you crazy?

01:26:52.000 I think Munoz is next.

01:26:53.000 How dare you?

01:26:54.000 Oh, okay.

01:26:54.000 How dare you?

01:26:55.000 Mousasi Philippou's the co-main event.

01:26:57.000 Munoz in the Philippines.

01:26:58.000 Come on.

01:26:59.000 That's a...

01:27:00.000 No.

01:27:01.000 Munoz isn't even the co-main event.

01:27:02.000 No, man.

01:27:04.000 Mousasi Philippou's co-main event.

01:27:06.000 At least someone said something stupid.

01:27:08.000 Buño's coming fresh off three losses.

01:27:10.000 I was sweating over here.

01:27:11.000 Jesus.

01:27:11.000 But it's the food piece.

01:27:13.000 He's all, yeah.

01:27:13.000 He's like Gary Condit when 9-11 happened.

01:27:19.000 Man, that was getting tough.

01:27:21.000 That wrestling shoe is going to be tough to live down.

01:27:23.000 Yeah, that's tough, man.

01:27:24.000 And the titty comment.

01:27:26.000 I'm still getting over that.

01:27:27.000 The titty can't make you stand by for fake titties, but that wrestling comment, you might want to stay off Twitter for a couple of days.

01:27:33.000 Yeah, I gotta eat that one.

01:27:34.000 I just want to pass on social media for a couple days.

01:27:37.000 What is this fight stories thing?

01:27:39.000 Uriah Faber talks to celebrities about fights they've been in.

01:27:41.000 Is it Uriah Faber's show?

01:27:43.000 Yeah.

01:27:44.000 Fight stories?

01:27:45.000 It's all animated.

01:27:46.000 Oh, that's hilarious.

01:27:47.000 Callan did it, but the story was so vulgar they couldn't hear it.

01:27:50.000 I was sitting there like, well, Callan, you have to have a different story.

01:27:54.000 They can't hear this.

01:27:54.000 What was the story about?

01:27:57.000 Something in New York and beating up gay guys?

01:28:00.000 Really?

01:28:01.000 Bro, you can't share that story.

01:28:03.000 Wow.

01:28:04.000 And the guy's like, you gotta wrap it up too, man.

01:28:06.000 Like, this is too long.

01:28:07.000 They just didn't air it.

01:28:08.000 I got this pretty good fight story.

01:28:11.000 I was in the fourth grade.

01:28:13.000 And we're playing kickball, and it was a close game at kickball, and the bell rung when someone had kicked the ball and people were running in, and it was like, well, the game's over, the bell rung, dudes are still running in.

01:28:26.000 There was an argument, and I argued with a fifth grader.

01:28:30.000 And his name was Enrique.

01:28:31.000 And I was a fourth grader.

01:28:32.000 And we got on each other's faces.

01:28:34.000 Fuck you!

01:28:34.000 The bell rung!

01:28:35.000 We won!

01:28:36.000 And the guy just fucking swift kicked me right on the balls.

01:28:40.000 Boom!

01:28:40.000 Tight move.

01:28:41.000 And I dropped to my knees.

01:28:42.000 The guy could kick my ass already.

01:28:44.000 I was already afraid of him.

01:28:45.000 I don't know why I was arguing.

01:28:46.000 It was an important kickball game.

01:28:48.000 I dropped to my knees.

01:28:49.000 Super important.

01:28:50.000 He kicked me so hard.

01:28:51.000 All I did is look up.

01:28:53.000 And I just gave him the finger.

01:28:54.000 I said, fuck you.

01:28:57.000 And then I got up and just walked to the nurse's office real slow.

01:29:01.000 I was really fucked up.

01:29:02.000 So he poked you.

01:29:03.000 I was crying.

01:29:04.000 I was crying.

01:29:04.000 I walked to the nurse's office, crying in the nurse's office, still.

01:29:09.000 And it was that stinging pain more than it was the ballpoint.

01:29:12.000 Like the tip of the dick?

01:29:13.000 Like I should have been bleeding as I pissed.

01:29:16.000 I should have been.

01:29:17.000 So the nurse sends me home.

01:29:19.000 It was so bad.

01:29:20.000 I'm going to cry.

01:29:20.000 I was humiliated.

01:29:22.000 And then I find out Enrique wants to kick my ass for flipping him off.

01:29:25.000 Goddamn!

01:29:26.000 This guy's ruthless.

01:29:28.000 But he's gonna have his fourth-grader brother, Sessad, do it for me.

01:29:34.000 So now I gotta find his brother because I flipped him off.

01:29:37.000 This guy, I didn't do shit to him.

01:29:38.000 He kicked me in the balls.

01:29:39.000 So I'm fucking freaking out.

01:29:41.000 My brother, the fight's gonna happen, me and Cesar, eventually.

01:29:44.000 So my brother's teaching me how to box.

01:29:46.000 So we put on socks around our fist, and he's showing me how to throw punches.

01:29:51.000 And I thought, you know what, fuck, I could throw punches.

01:29:53.000 I felt confident.

01:29:54.000 So we ran into each other in a playground at school, and we got on each other's faces, and I said, fuck, just hit him, just hit him, just hit him.

01:30:05.000 And I was like, I trained for this.

01:30:06.000 I had confidence.

01:30:07.000 And Cesar got on my face.

01:30:08.000 I trained for this.

01:30:09.000 He goes, you flipped off my brother, you motherfucker.

01:30:11.000 And I just punched him right in the fucking stomach and nothing.

01:30:15.000 He just stood there.

01:30:16.000 I looked at him.

01:30:17.000 I said, fuck it.

01:30:19.000 And I just took off running.

01:30:20.000 And he chased me.

01:30:21.000 So he's running.

01:30:22.000 We're running through the school.

01:30:23.000 All the kids are watching.

01:30:25.000 And he's chasing me.

01:30:26.000 And I'm running, man.

01:30:28.000 And so we ran.

01:30:30.000 And I saw the principal.

01:30:31.000 We ran to the principal.

01:30:31.000 He stopped us and he made us do push-ups.

01:30:36.000 The principal made you do push-ups?

01:30:37.000 Right.

01:30:38.000 For running.

01:30:39.000 Get out and give me 20. We weren't supposed to be running through the playground like that.

01:30:43.000 He didn't know that this guy was trying to kick my ass.

01:30:45.000 He thought we were playing tag or something.

01:30:47.000 Oh, that's so funny.

01:30:48.000 So we're doing push-ups there, and he's looking at me and goes, I'm going to fuck you up.

01:30:51.000 I'm like, oh, man.

01:30:52.000 This guy's a savage.

01:30:53.000 This guy's a fucking savage.

01:30:55.000 Yeah.

01:30:56.000 I had confidence, but I didn't do anything.

01:30:58.000 I punched him with it.

01:30:59.000 I threw the first punch.

01:31:00.000 In the stomach, though?

01:31:01.000 I threw the first punch.

01:31:02.000 That sounds like a bad idea.

01:31:03.000 Dude, exactly.

01:31:04.000 And I just ran.

01:31:05.000 He didn't do nothing to him.

01:31:07.000 And I ran and he chased me.

01:31:08.000 But you know what?

01:31:09.000 We never ended up fighting.

01:31:11.000 I don't know if he gained respect for me after that.

01:31:14.000 I'm not sure.

01:31:15.000 But we never ended up fighting.

01:31:17.000 Paige Van Zandt.

01:31:18.000 One fight.

01:31:19.000 She's blowing up, huh?

01:31:20.000 One fight.

01:31:21.000 She's number seven contender.

01:31:22.000 Two fights.

01:31:24.000 DJ. Oh, that's right.

01:31:25.000 Two fights, number seven.

01:31:28.000 I was impressed with her fight with Felice Harris.

01:31:31.000 She's legit.

01:31:33.000 She is a fucking scrambler.

01:31:35.000 She's a one-two cutie pie.

01:31:36.000 The scrambles, man.

01:31:38.000 Super young, huh?

01:31:39.000 21?

01:31:40.000 Yeah.

01:31:41.000 Damn, Brendan.

01:31:42.000 Ridiculous.

01:31:42.000 Are you trying to send signals out there?

01:31:48.000 Hell no.

01:31:49.000 I'm done with dating UFC ladies.

01:31:52.000 What are you trying to say?

01:31:53.000 I don't even know what you're saying.

01:31:54.000 I'm like Walmart with Rhonda's book.

01:31:56.000 I don't need that shit in my life.

01:31:58.000 I'm good, man.

01:31:59.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:32:00.000 I'm fucking good, bro.

01:32:01.000 Did she talk shit on you?

01:32:03.000 She never mentioned any names, but that wasn't you, right?

01:32:05.000 No names need to be mentioned.

01:32:08.000 I didn't read it.

01:32:09.000 I just heard all the fans tell them.

01:32:10.000 Dude, Rhonda is so fucking huge right now.

01:32:13.000 You go to the underground, every third thread is about Rhonda.

01:32:17.000 Rhonda is...

01:32:18.000 She's a superstar, man.

01:32:18.000 It's incredible.

01:32:20.000 How is that possible?

01:32:21.000 People were still, like maybe three years ago, all over the internet saying, women's MMA will never be big, ba-ba-ba, this and that, I'll never watch women's fights, and look at Rhonda.

01:32:31.000 She's arguably the most popular MMA fighter on the planet, right?

01:32:35.000 100%.

01:32:35.000 She's attractive and she's finishing girls in 17 seconds and shit.

01:32:40.000 And girls that don't know anything, or girls that aren't MMA fans...

01:32:49.000 Did you hear that Misha said she would be willing to fight Cyborg at 140?

01:32:54.000 Misha said that?

01:32:55.000 Yeah.

01:32:55.000 Someone needs to talk to Misha.

01:32:56.000 Someone needs to sit her down.

01:32:57.000 Yeah, she's gonna get that eye knocked loose.

01:32:59.000 That's not good.

01:33:01.000 You know which eye?

01:33:02.000 You know which eye?

01:33:03.000 She had a lazy eye?

01:33:06.000 You know which eye, Joe Rogan.

01:33:08.000 I never noticed.

01:33:09.000 I'm not being honest.

01:33:10.000 I mean, I'm being totally honest.

01:33:11.000 You know which eye.

01:33:13.000 Dude, I used to date a girl who had a lazy eye, and I had a lazy eye fetish for a while.

01:33:17.000 I did it, girl.

01:33:18.000 She was a freak and she had a lazy eye.

01:33:21.000 She was so hot.

01:33:22.000 It just conditioned you to make it all people with lazy eyes.

01:33:25.000 She was super hot and she had a lazy eye.

01:33:26.000 And in my head, I was like, maybe the lazy eye makes her try harder because she doesn't want you to bring up the lazy eye, so she just goes for it.

01:33:34.000 You don't know if she's looking at your dick?

01:33:41.000 Well, it wasn't that lazy.

01:33:42.000 Shit, that's not lazy.

01:33:43.000 That's palsy.

01:33:44.000 That's a palsy eye.

01:33:46.000 No, she just had one eye that was like a little goofy.

01:33:48.000 And it was sexy.

01:33:49.000 I don't know why.

01:33:50.000 I didn't read Rhonda's book.

01:33:51.000 Anyone read it?

01:33:52.000 Yeah, I've read it 50 times already.

01:33:56.000 Can't get enough of it?

01:33:57.000 I am not reading anyone's biography.

01:33:58.000 Me neither.

01:33:59.000 I'm all set on that.

01:34:00.000 I mean, I've read biographies in the past, but you have to do some fucking Nikola Tesla shit to get me to read your biography.

01:34:07.000 Yeah, it better be some epic shit.

01:34:09.000 I'm all set on reading fighter's biographies.

01:34:11.000 I know so much about her career.

01:34:14.000 Oh shit, Mark Munoz.

01:34:15.000 Well yeah, they play her countdown every other weekend.

01:34:19.000 If she's fighting or not, I'm all set.

01:34:21.000 Powerful Mark Munoz.

01:34:22.000 I really do.

01:34:23.000 I mean, I really do hope he wins this.

01:34:25.000 Me too, man.

01:34:25.000 Such a good guy.

01:34:26.000 Literally the nicest guy ever.

01:34:28.000 I'd just like to see him go out with a victory.

01:34:31.000 That's right, he beat Damian Maia.

01:34:33.000 Tim Bosch.

01:34:33.000 That was in Abu Dhabi.

01:34:34.000 The Tim Bosch one was a big win.

01:34:36.000 Huge win.

01:34:37.000 He's coming off two losses.

01:34:39.000 Yeah.

01:34:39.000 And then he got Leona Machida on short notice.

01:34:42.000 He got kicked in the face.

01:34:45.000 Yeah.

01:34:46.000 And Musashi beat his ass.

01:34:48.000 Musashi looked really good in that fight.

01:34:51.000 And then...

01:34:52.000 I hope he wins this big and keeps fighting.

01:34:54.000 Juan Carnero just choked him out.

01:34:56.000 Remember?

01:34:59.000 Who'd Barnett just lose to?

01:35:00.000 I was surprised by that, I thought.

01:35:02.000 Yeah, he's lost two in a row, I think.

01:35:04.000 That's my decision.

01:35:06.000 By not loss to my decision?

01:35:08.000 Yeah, you know Mark shut down Reign Training Center.

01:35:11.000 Reign is no more.

01:35:13.000 Yeah, he's retired, right?

01:35:15.000 Yeah, but doesn't mean you have to shut down the gym.

01:35:18.000 Really expensive down there.

01:35:20.000 Is that what it is, Eddie?

01:35:21.000 Yeah.

01:35:21.000 Well, for Mark, he just wants time with his family.

01:35:24.000 I think he's sick of being in the game.

01:35:26.000 When you say real expensive, how much per square foot?

01:35:30.000 Oh, shit.

01:35:31.000 Not where he's at, Eddie.

01:35:33.000 I don't think so.

01:35:34.000 350. Really?

01:35:35.000 I don't know.

01:35:36.000 I'm asking this because you looked at a bunch of places, right?

01:35:39.000 You're looking at places.

01:35:42.000 I've never looked down there.

01:35:43.000 That's too far down south.

01:35:45.000 Right, but I mean, you...

01:35:45.000 Okay.

01:35:46.000 I don't know what it would show up.

01:35:48.000 That's what I heard.

01:35:49.000 People are saying, why did he shut it down?

01:35:51.000 It's not because it was expensive.

01:35:53.000 The time commitment was a beast.

01:35:55.000 It was taken away from his family.

01:35:57.000 Oh, he lost to Roger Narvez.

01:36:00.000 Yeah.

01:36:01.000 That's what it was.

01:36:02.000 I was surprised by that.

01:36:03.000 Yeah.

01:36:04.000 And then before that, he lost to Sean Strickland.

01:36:07.000 Damn.

01:36:08.000 Yeah.

01:36:09.000 Two split decisions in a row.

01:36:12.000 But before that, he beat Mats Nilsson and Andrew Craig.

01:36:20.000 It's a tall order for Luke.

01:36:22.000 Yeah.

01:36:24.000 Luke's a favorite in this, I think.

01:36:26.000 Is he really?

01:36:27.000 Well, that's just because Munoz has lost a bunch.

01:36:31.000 To monsters, though.

01:36:32.000 To fucking monsters.

01:36:34.000 Machida Musashi's a far cry, you know what I'm saying?

01:36:36.000 To the competition that Luke's been facing.

01:36:39.000 Mark's thing is he gets so out of shape in between camps, so his camp's spent just get him to lose weight instead of focus on a game plan.

01:36:46.000 Really?

01:36:46.000 And then he's running a gym.

01:36:48.000 Then he has, whatever, 19 million kids.

01:36:50.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:36:51.000 So the dude was always, like, worn out.

01:36:53.000 How many kids?

01:36:54.000 He has, like, seven.

01:36:56.000 I think it's six or seven.

01:36:58.000 The entire population of Canada.

01:36:59.000 19 million.

01:37:00.000 That's all.

01:37:01.000 Those are all Mark Munoz kids.

01:37:02.000 He's the Genghis Khan of our time.

01:37:04.000 He's like fucking Sean Kemp.

01:37:05.000 That's what he does, man.

01:37:08.000 How many kids does Sean Kemp have?

01:37:11.000 Shit, I don't even know, 15 and like 15 baby mamas.

01:37:14.000 Really?

01:37:14.000 Yeah.

01:37:14.000 Wow.

01:37:15.000 That's so crazy.

01:37:17.000 What are you thinking?

01:37:17.000 You think after three baby mamas, he's like, ah, shit, I better wrap this shit up.

01:37:21.000 He's so rich that he probably thinks...

01:37:22.000 Not anymore.

01:37:23.000 Not anymore.

01:37:24.000 Really?

01:37:24.000 Is he broke?

01:37:25.000 I'm sure.

01:37:26.000 Sean Kemp?

01:37:26.000 15 baby mamas?

01:37:28.000 But that guy made like $100 million.

01:37:30.000 I went to a sports bar in Seattle.

01:37:31.000 It was shit hay.

01:37:33.000 I'm going to Google Sean Kemp broke.

01:37:34.000 What do you mean?

01:37:35.000 He was shitting?

01:37:36.000 He was just like worn down.

01:37:38.000 His sports bar?

01:37:38.000 Yeah, he has a sports bar.

01:37:39.000 Oh, his sports bar.

01:37:40.000 Yeah.

01:37:41.000 It was broke down.

01:37:42.000 It was rough looking.

01:37:44.000 Wilt Chamberlain fucked 50,000 women and got only a couple of them pregnant.

01:37:47.000 Interesting.

01:37:48.000 Good record.

01:37:49.000 Wilt the Stilt.

01:37:51.000 Wilt the Stilt.

01:37:52.000 Well, he's retired.

01:37:53.000 Sean's retired.

01:37:54.000 Sean's super retired, yeah.

01:37:55.000 But that's not good.

01:37:57.000 Because when you have all that money that you have to put out, and then none of it's coming in, and you also like shiny things.

01:38:04.000 You like shiny things and fat asses?

01:38:06.000 It's a dangerous combo, man.

01:38:07.000 It gets ugly.

01:38:09.000 You can buy Sean Kemp socks now from Stance.

01:38:12.000 Oh, that's true, right?

01:38:12.000 In a Seattle super sock?

01:38:14.000 Let's see, broke.

01:38:15.000 I'll take a pair of those.

01:38:16.000 You know Iverson's not broke?

01:38:17.000 He is broke, right?

01:38:18.000 Well, Iverson's sort of broke, but he gets some crazy annuity, right?

01:38:22.000 He said he's not.

01:38:23.000 That documentary's coming out.

01:38:24.000 He just got interviewed.

01:38:25.000 He said it's just a myth, and he's doing just fine.

01:38:28.000 Wasn't it like him begging for money?

01:38:30.000 That's not...

01:38:30.000 Total bullshit?

01:38:32.000 He says that's not true.

01:38:32.000 Well, there's a difference between, like, regular person broke and famous broke.

01:38:36.000 Because MC Hammer told me, like, everyone was like, oh, MC Hammer went broke.

01:38:38.000 He was like, I wasn't broke.

01:38:39.000 I started at $3 million.

01:38:41.000 Sean Kemp made $92 million.

01:38:44.000 One of the greatest basketball players.

01:38:45.000 It says here, how he lost it all.

01:38:47.000 Wow, it was close.

01:38:47.000 But here it says, how he lost it all.

01:38:49.000 Oh.

01:38:50.000 Yeah.

01:38:52.000 He bought Iraqi dinars.

01:38:54.000 So he is broke?

01:38:57.000 This is a shitty website.

01:38:59.000 Here it says...

01:39:24.000 Eesh.

01:39:26.000 Wow.

01:39:27.000 Okay, this is just a dickhead website.

01:39:29.000 That's a bummer.

01:39:30.000 This is a dickhead website.

01:39:31.000 They're trying to be like snarky.

01:39:32.000 Do you remember Cromartie and his kids?

01:39:34.000 Oh, yeah.

01:39:35.000 Oh, yeah.

01:39:36.000 He had five and five, right?

01:39:37.000 Way more than that.

01:39:38.000 Twelve or something like that.

01:39:40.000 He's only like twenty-five.

01:39:41.000 Dude, you're fucked when you have different baby mommas and you gotta pay them and you gotta, cause you gotta maintain that lifestyle.

01:39:45.000 It's your income at the ton.

01:39:46.000 Right, but it's also, it's not just one woman that has all your kids, which would probably be better for them.

01:39:53.000 No, they say this is the fastest way to go broke.

01:39:58.000 Oof.

01:39:58.000 Bad idea, man.

01:40:00.000 Wrap it up.

01:40:02.000 Don't get tricked.

01:40:03.000 Some dudes just don't give a fuck.

01:40:06.000 Just nutting people.

01:40:08.000 But how many...

01:40:09.000 Fuck it.

01:40:10.000 Say you have six kids.

01:40:11.000 You're just like, what the fuck?

01:40:13.000 Yeah, well, it's just...

01:40:15.000 I think some people, it's like part of the fun.

01:40:18.000 Just knocking chicks up.

01:40:19.000 Living life on the edge.

01:40:21.000 I think they like it, you know?

01:40:22.000 You'd have to.

01:40:24.000 After four, you're just like, fuck this.

01:40:27.000 Mark looks relaxed and happy because it's the last time he's going to walk out there.

01:40:31.000 You know Mark real well, so the grind of the training is just real hard on him, huh?

01:40:36.000 Super hard and he just blows up, man.

01:40:40.000 Why does he blow up?

01:40:40.000 What does he eat?

01:40:41.000 He loves to eat.

01:40:42.000 What is he eating?

01:40:43.000 Like Filipino food.

01:40:44.000 He's eating a shitload of rice and fucking...

01:40:48.000 So he's going to get a big car once he retires, huh?

01:40:50.000 Oh, I would be willing to bet Mark will be 300 pounds in three years.

01:40:55.000 If I was a betting man, which I am, obviously.

01:40:57.000 Hey, how did he all of a sudden get in the ring?

01:40:59.000 It was like, bam.

01:40:59.000 He didn't even show it, right?

01:41:01.000 He was taking his jacket off, and boom, he's in the ring.

01:41:04.000 There's tall Luke.

01:41:07.000 Yeah, I mean, that was weird.

01:41:08.000 When did Luke get in the ring?

01:41:08.000 Wasn't that weird?

01:41:09.000 Super weird.

01:41:10.000 Yeah, but it was just weird how they just did that because they showed him, like, taking his jacket off and then, like, within a second he was in the ring.

01:41:17.000 Yeah, they must have been switching from live to not live.

01:41:18.000 Excuse me, the cage.

01:41:20.000 Le Octagon.

01:41:22.000 Yeah, man.

01:41:23.000 Mark, his thing is he's losing all this weight, getting in shaping camp, so he can't focus on the game plan.

01:41:30.000 Like, we would spar, and he would be doing a six-mile run before coming and spar.

01:41:35.000 Like, what are you doing, man?

01:41:36.000 And then sparring would do shit.

01:41:37.000 Just to lose the weight.

01:41:38.000 Yeah, because he'd have to lose weight so fast.

01:41:40.000 Well, why wouldn't you spar and then do the run?

01:41:44.000 He'd have to run after, too.

01:41:45.000 And he'd have to come back at night to rain and do conditioning.

01:41:48.000 Because he was so behind on weight all the time.

01:41:51.000 That's so crazy.

01:41:51.000 That'll beat you up.

01:41:52.000 Yeah, man.

01:41:53.000 He was exhausted.

01:41:54.000 That's terrible for you.

01:41:55.000 Horrible.

01:41:56.000 And then he was injured all the time.

01:41:58.000 Then he was injured all the time.

01:41:58.000 Because the body just gets worn out.

01:42:00.000 Probably overtraining, trying to lose that weight.

01:42:02.000 Need to go to fucking yoga, son.

01:42:04.000 Get some hot yoga in your life.

01:42:05.000 I'm about to get some yoga in my life.

01:42:07.000 Dude, I'm a big fan all of a sudden again.

01:42:09.000 I haven't taken a yoga class in years.

01:42:12.000 And then I took two this week.

01:42:14.000 I'm loving it.

01:42:16.000 I need to step my game up.

01:42:17.000 There's so much yoga where I'm at, too.

01:42:18.000 Yeah, there is.

01:42:19.000 That's Yoga Central.

01:42:21.000 Yeah, it is.

01:42:21.000 The West Side.

01:42:23.000 You have to buy a mat.

01:42:23.000 It's all flip-flops.

01:42:26.000 It's all flip-flops and big asses.

01:42:29.000 Cha-pow!

01:42:30.000 Yeah, I'm not mad at that.

01:42:31.000 But I'll tell you what, man, that whole yoga booty, not real, okay?

01:42:35.000 Like, you kind of get a little bit of a butt.

01:42:37.000 You want to get a butt?

01:42:38.000 You got to do deep squats, you lazy bitches.

01:42:39.000 Yeah, hit them squats.

01:42:41.000 Squats.

01:42:42.000 Squats, deadlifts.

01:42:43.000 Don't let anybody tell you any different.

01:42:45.000 I have my girl squatting, she eating shitloads of rice.

01:42:48.000 Just build that ass, son.

01:42:50.000 Just on a carb load all the time.

01:42:53.000 Just carb load for that ass.

01:42:55.000 Here we go.

01:42:56.000 Come on, Marky Mark!

01:42:57.000 Let's see that donkey come.

01:42:59.000 Wow, Luke Barnett looking fast.

01:42:59.000 Fast and tall.

01:43:00.000 Light on the feet.

01:43:01.000 They said he's 6'6".

01:43:02.000 Good lord, that's a tall drink of water.

01:43:04.000 He looks light on his feet, too.

01:43:05.000 Yeah, he does.

01:43:06.000 Looks good.

01:43:06.000 Looks good on his feet here.

01:43:08.000 I like Luke a lot, but he has a whole career ahead of him.

01:43:10.000 I need Mark to win this.

01:43:11.000 Oh!

01:43:14.000 Munoz is going to be super motivated coming into this.

01:43:16.000 Not want to go out in an L. Hell no.

01:43:20.000 Munoz got some fucking real power, man.

01:43:22.000 Real power.

01:43:25.000 Dude, his wrestling and transitions is nasty.

01:43:28.000 I just trained with him two weeks ago.

01:43:30.000 He's looking great.

01:43:31.000 Did he come into this camp overweight as well?

01:43:33.000 No, he came in better shape this camp.

01:43:35.000 Oh, he just hit a knee.

01:43:36.000 Oh, he's getting guillotined.

01:43:37.000 Oh, shit.

01:43:38.000 This is not good.

01:43:39.000 You don't need to have him, Mark.

01:43:39.000 Oh, look at this.

01:43:40.000 No?

01:43:40.000 No.

01:43:41.000 He's a beast with his guillotines.

01:43:42.000 Look at this.

01:43:43.000 He's transitioning, moving.

01:43:45.000 Oh, Luke.

01:43:46.000 Very good.

01:43:47.000 Mark down here is a monster, man.

01:43:49.000 But Luke's so long.

01:43:51.000 Mark's been going with Kendall Grove to get ready for how long he is.

01:43:54.000 Oh, really?

01:43:55.000 Yep.

01:43:55.000 Perfect training partner.

01:43:56.000 Mark is nasty with his ground and pound.

01:43:58.000 His ground and pound is absolutely fucking ferocious.

01:44:01.000 And he's a sick wrestler.

01:44:03.000 Dragged him to the ground.

01:44:04.000 This is Mark's fucking home base here.

01:44:08.000 Against the cage on the side here, he's so good, man.

01:44:14.000 Luke is so long and tall.

01:44:16.000 And Luke is from England, right?

01:44:17.000 Yeah.

01:44:18.000 So doesn't have a background in wrestling.

01:44:20.000 But he's trained at Alliance, so he's going with some tough guys.

01:44:22.000 Right.

01:44:24.000 Alliance is a fucking hell of a gym, huh?

01:44:26.000 Hell yeah.

01:44:27.000 But they really put together some camp down there in San Diego.

01:44:30.000 Yeah, they did.

01:44:32.000 Oh!

01:44:33.000 Oh, shit!

01:44:34.000 Big uppercut!

01:44:35.000 Then he's gonna shoot.

01:44:37.000 Oh, he's in trouble.

01:44:38.000 He's in trouble.

01:44:40.000 Mark with underhooks.

01:44:41.000 Trouble.

01:44:44.000 Oh!

01:44:45.000 He tagged him again.

01:44:46.000 Look at my boy Mark, just feeling it.

01:44:49.000 Don't hit a knee.

01:44:51.000 Take him down, Marky Mark.

01:44:52.000 Good body shot.

01:44:53.000 Yeah.

01:44:54.000 Oh, you're going down, son.

01:44:56.000 Oh, nice elbows.

01:45:01.000 Get them out, son.

01:45:03.000 He's so good here, man.

01:45:05.000 All Mark works on is cage work.

01:45:08.000 That's all he does.

01:45:09.000 He just does tons of cage work.

01:45:11.000 He's so good against the cage.

01:45:12.000 Who organizes his camp, and why did they ever let him get that fat?

01:45:16.000 That's the problem with Mark running Rain Training Center.

01:45:18.000 For a long time, Mark was doing everything.

01:45:20.000 So he was running his own camps, too?

01:45:22.000 He was running his own camp, and then he'd coach me and whoever else was in there during his camp.

01:45:26.000 And when Mark was fighting Weidman, I told Mark, I said, Hey, Mark, what do you think Weidman's doing right now?

01:45:31.000 You think he's coaching other guys as he's getting ready for you?

01:45:35.000 But Mark just loves it, man.

01:45:36.000 He loves to give back.

01:45:37.000 He's such a nice guy.

01:45:38.000 But it caught up with him.

01:45:40.000 So, um, what do they do with Rain?

01:45:42.000 They just close the doors?

01:45:43.000 Yeah, they close the doors.

01:45:44.000 Oh, shit!

01:45:45.000 He's hurting him, man.

01:45:46.000 Luke is hurt.

01:45:48.000 Look at this.

01:45:49.000 He dragged him right back down.

01:45:50.000 He's Cain Velasca-ing him.

01:45:52.000 Nah, Mark was before Cain with his doggy come.

01:45:55.000 Well, his ground opponent is like at a very high level.

01:45:57.000 Oh, that was a big right hand, man.

01:46:00.000 Oh, shit.

01:46:00.000 Hammers.

01:46:01.000 He's on fire right now.

01:46:03.000 How can you not be, man?

01:46:06.000 Oh!

01:46:07.000 We just gotta watch the upkicks.

01:46:08.000 Watch those upkicks, son.

01:46:09.000 Watch the leg.

01:46:10.000 He's trying to go De La Riva on him.

01:46:13.000 Oh!

01:46:13.000 Just barely mess up right now.

01:46:14.000 You get a marky mark.

01:46:15.000 Oh!

01:46:16.000 God, he's gotta be careful.

01:46:17.000 Yeah, that knee in the transition.

01:46:19.000 That'd be heartbreaking, man.

01:46:22.000 Yeah, he's looking so good right now.

01:46:24.000 This classic.

01:46:24.000 Phil Davis in Barnett's corner.

01:46:28.000 Yeah.

01:46:29.000 It's kind of too late to have that good of a wrestling coach if you can't wrestle, you know what I'm saying?

01:46:32.000 Guys who do that, it makes me laugh.

01:46:34.000 It's never too late.

01:46:34.000 Why is it?

01:46:35.000 Oh, look at that!

01:46:36.000 You said that he took him down!

01:46:38.000 He did a great trip.

01:46:40.000 Oh, look at that!

01:46:41.000 Oh, look at that!

01:46:41.000 Beautiful escape by Munoz.

01:46:43.000 Oh, shit!

01:46:45.000 Ooh, he's fucked up.

01:46:46.000 He's hurt in a minute to go.

01:46:55.000 Good body work, son.

01:46:59.000 He's walking him down.

01:47:00.000 Look at this.

01:47:00.000 Completely walking him down.

01:47:01.000 Hands up, Marky Mark.

01:47:03.000 He's too long to be doing that shit.

01:47:10.000 Barnett is exhausted.

01:47:11.000 How's Mark's cardio?

01:47:13.000 Pretty good.

01:47:14.000 You know, we have that wrestling background, especially when it comes to grappling.

01:47:16.000 You can grapple all damn day.

01:47:19.000 It's just in his DNA, you know what I'm saying?

01:47:20.000 So he's gonna start coaching wrestling?

01:47:21.000 Is that what he's gonna do?

01:47:22.000 He does wrestling camps.

01:47:23.000 Oh!

01:47:24.000 He does wrestling camps and then his son's a stud wrestler and he wants to focus on his family, man.

01:47:30.000 What is he gonna do for a living?

01:47:33.000 That's a good point.

01:47:35.000 That's a great question, Joe.

01:47:37.000 You've got 100 kids.

01:47:38.000 You've got to really take that into consideration.

01:47:40.000 19 million, Joe.

01:47:41.000 It's not like he made enough money from his UFC career to retire either.

01:47:45.000 Absolutely not.

01:47:47.000 And then you're giving up your school?

01:47:49.000 Hmm.

01:47:49.000 Well, his school wasn't making money.

01:47:51.000 That was a money pit.

01:47:53.000 Was it?

01:47:53.000 He was losing money?

01:47:56.000 It's hard.

01:47:57.000 You know what he does?

01:47:58.000 He does speaking engagements.

01:47:59.000 He gets paid for that.

01:48:00.000 He does all that.

01:48:01.000 He does an anti-bullying program.

01:48:02.000 He does wrestling camps.

01:48:05.000 Mark's a smart guy.

01:48:06.000 His wife's super smart.

01:48:07.000 I'm sure she's going to help him out.

01:48:08.000 I'm sure he has a plan.

01:48:09.000 Guarantee it.

01:48:10.000 I hope so.

01:48:10.000 I just don't know the plan.

01:48:16.000 So if Luke Barnett loses, is he out?

01:48:18.000 Three and out?

01:48:19.000 Is that the rule?

01:48:20.000 It depends on the guy.

01:48:22.000 It depends on the guy.

01:48:23.000 It also depends on what the fight looks like.

01:48:25.000 If he fights like this, wild, crazy-ass fight, they might keep him around just because it takes two to tango.

01:48:32.000 A guy who's willing to throw down like that, that was what kept Dan Hardy around.

01:48:36.000 When Dan Hardy was losing, he was like, yeah, he might be losing, but this motherfucker throws.

01:48:41.000 And Leonard Garcia.

01:48:42.000 Oh, yeah.

01:48:43.000 I mean, he lost a shitload of fights.

01:48:45.000 I think four in a row, five in a row.

01:48:47.000 Yeah, Leonard Garcia would throw rocks.

01:48:49.000 From his hips.

01:48:50.000 Throwing rocks.

01:48:51.000 Just old school from his hips, right?

01:48:54.000 Yeah, he was wild.

01:48:56.000 Here we go, round dos.

01:49:00.000 In the Philippines.

01:49:01.000 He's got some super Filipino power.

01:49:03.000 Being in the Philippines, fighting his last fight.

01:49:06.000 Nickname's the Filipino Wrecking Machine.

01:49:08.000 I wonder what the crowd's like there.

01:49:10.000 First big UFC in the Philippines.

01:49:12.000 First UFC ever in the Philippines.

01:49:14.000 It's probably not quiet like the rest of Asia, right?

01:49:17.000 Yeah, I bet it's different.

01:49:18.000 I bet it's different.

01:49:19.000 Yeah, definitely not like a Japan, right?

01:49:21.000 Yeah.

01:49:21.000 Well, they're a different kind of Asian.

01:49:23.000 It's interesting.

01:49:23.000 It's Spanish and Filipino.

01:49:25.000 They all have like Spanish last name, or excuse me, Spanish and Chinese.

01:49:29.000 They all have Spanish last names.

01:49:32.000 It's like a lot, really simpler.

01:49:34.000 Like one of the greatest pool players of all time is a guy named Efren Reyes from the Philippines.

01:49:40.000 But I mean, that sounds like a Mexican.

01:49:42.000 Yeah.

01:49:42.000 Efren Reyes?

01:49:43.000 100%.

01:49:43.000 That's a Mexican.

01:49:44.000 Mark Munoz sounds Mexican.

01:49:46.000 Yeah, Francisco Bustamante is another guy.

01:49:51.000 Munoz with the clinch.

01:49:55.000 Fucking cardio, man, is so much of fighting.

01:49:58.000 That Magni fight proved that, huh?

01:50:01.000 True that.

01:50:01.000 Skills, for sure, but the limb that came out and tried to win that fight in the first round, not the same limb.

01:50:08.000 He's so tall.

01:50:09.000 Yeah.

01:50:11.000 So tall and well-coached.

01:50:12.000 Oh, shit.

01:50:14.000 You gotta be careful of those fucking elbows, man.

01:50:16.000 Those Travis Brown elbows.

01:50:16.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:50:17.000 He set kind of the blueprint for that.

01:50:21.000 He just keeps tagging Munoz, too.

01:50:23.000 Oh, shit!

01:50:24.000 No way!

01:50:25.000 Oh, oh, shit!

01:50:28.000 You know what people are talking about on that DC card is, uh...

01:50:31.000 Oh!

01:50:32.000 Orlovsky.

01:50:34.000 Brown.

01:50:35.000 Oh, yeah.

01:50:36.000 Is that on that card?

01:50:37.000 That's on that card, man.

01:50:38.000 Oh, my God.

01:50:38.000 That card is so insane.

01:50:39.000 That card's so insane, it's like, there's too much to talk about.

01:50:43.000 You got Donald Cerrone.

01:50:44.000 Cerrone on there, yeah.

01:50:46.000 Against who?

01:50:47.000 He had to get a replacement.

01:50:48.000 Who's his replacement?

01:50:49.000 What's the Canadian cat from TriStar?

01:50:50.000 Oh, yeah.

01:50:50.000 John McDessie.

01:50:52.000 McDessie, yeah.

01:50:52.000 Yeah, because Habib Nurmagomedov hurt his knee again.

01:50:56.000 Pettis hurt his fucking arm really bad, man.

01:50:58.000 His elbow, right?

01:50:59.000 His arm is fucking mangled.

01:51:02.000 He got taken down.

01:51:03.000 His arm got trapped in the cage.

01:51:05.000 Like, during the takedown.

01:51:06.000 He got some pretty significant damage.

01:51:09.000 It's a bummer.

01:51:10.000 Yeah.

01:51:11.000 It's a real...

01:51:11.000 Oh!

01:51:12.000 That was nice.

01:51:13.000 Watch the upkick.

01:51:14.000 Watch the triangle.

01:51:14.000 Watch the triangle, yes.

01:51:18.000 Munoz is really good ground and pound from the guard, too.

01:51:21.000 Yeah, really good.

01:51:22.000 His passing is getting good, too.

01:51:23.000 He's been working with Casey Halstead from 10th Planet Costa Mesa a lot.

01:51:27.000 Eddie, we've got to get a 10th Planet in Austin, bro.

01:51:30.000 I don't decide where my schools go.

01:51:32.000 The cities decide.

01:51:34.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:51:34.000 There has to be some dude who's...

01:51:38.000 I'm obsessed with mastering the 10th Planet system and whatever his mission in life has to be to open up a school.

01:51:45.000 Those are the only guys that can pull it off.

01:51:47.000 Yeah, you're not going to let them half-ass you.

01:51:48.000 Yeah, you can't go to the city and go, I need a...

01:51:50.000 Anybody interested in doing this 10th Planet stuff?

01:51:53.000 It's a good system, but you can't sell it.

01:51:55.000 You've got to have someone that's already into it.

01:51:58.000 Well, just get someone who's into it and I'll sell Austin to them.

01:52:02.000 That'll work.

01:52:03.000 Do you want to train?

01:52:04.000 Is that what's going on?

01:52:05.000 Yeah, it'll be fun, man.

01:52:06.000 Todd White's down there.

01:52:07.000 Yeah, I'm going to do a seminar there pretty soon.

01:52:09.000 Todd White's opening up a school.

01:52:11.000 You met Todd White before?

01:52:13.000 Famous artist, dude.

01:52:14.000 Great dude.

01:52:15.000 One of John Jacques' black belts.

01:52:17.000 Old training partner of mine.

01:52:19.000 He just moved to Austin.

01:52:20.000 He loves it there, man.

01:52:22.000 He's raving to me about it.

01:52:23.000 People love Austin, huh?

01:52:24.000 It's a great town.

01:52:25.000 It's one of the best towns in the country.

01:52:27.000 No doubt about it.

01:52:28.000 I do, man.

01:52:28.000 I played football there, but I've never hung out.

01:52:31.000 You ever do the Alex Jones show?

01:52:34.000 No.

01:52:34.000 Has he ever brought you on?

01:52:35.000 I see him all the time, though.

01:52:37.000 You see him?

01:52:37.000 Where?

01:52:38.000 Just randomly.

01:52:39.000 Supermarket and shit?

01:52:40.000 Are you serious?

01:52:41.000 No, I see him.

01:52:42.000 He's downtown a lot.

01:52:43.000 Does he recognize you?

01:52:44.000 Yeah.

01:52:46.000 He's an interesting dude.

01:52:47.000 He's all divorced up now.

01:52:49.000 What?

01:52:50.000 Yeah, he got an apartment in a building.

01:52:53.000 I didn't know he got divorced.

01:52:54.000 Black helicopters.

01:52:55.000 Wow.

01:52:58.000 He's a wild man now.

01:53:01.000 One of the weirdest things ever was listening to an Alex Jones voicemail on my phone when we were in Vegas.

01:53:09.000 We were hammered the night before.

01:53:12.000 Just listening to my message, it's Alex Jones.

01:53:16.000 Eddie, I don't know what you guys are doing.

01:53:18.000 I can't even do that.

01:53:19.000 Oh, last night was pretty crazy.

01:53:23.000 Are you guys gonna get breakfast and what time should we meet for the fight?

01:53:27.000 We brought him to the UFC and got him high as fuck on pot cookies.

01:53:31.000 Yeah.

01:53:31.000 Oh, man.

01:53:32.000 You know that guy?

01:53:33.000 That guy is...

01:53:34.000 I was wondering if he'd be sick of talking about conspiracy theories.

01:53:38.000 I mean, he does a show every day.

01:53:39.000 He'll talk conspiracy theories all fucking night.

01:53:43.000 That exhausts me.

01:53:44.000 That exhausts me, bro.

01:53:45.000 He wouldn't stop.

01:53:46.000 He won't stop.

01:53:46.000 And you love him.

01:53:47.000 I loved him.

01:53:48.000 Hell yeah, you do.

01:53:49.000 Every question I had, he had some documents...

01:53:53.000 You backed it up.

01:53:55.000 Well, we have the documents.

01:53:56.000 If you go back to...

01:53:57.000 When Truman was in office, this was all put into place.

01:54:00.000 Yeah, and I'd ask him about...

01:54:02.000 Back then, I was really into...

01:54:03.000 I was super into UFOs and stuff back then.

01:54:06.000 I was asking him about that, and he goes, if he was into it.

01:54:09.000 He's like, that stuff that we can't prove...

01:54:11.000 I'm focusing on what we can do right now with the people of the United States.

01:54:16.000 I'm not focused on space, you know?

01:54:19.000 We're focusing on the government and freedom.

01:54:22.000 You know what killed UFOs for me is ancient aliens.

01:54:27.000 After a couple seasons of that, I'm like, I don't ever want to see anything on UFOs again.

01:54:32.000 You know what killed it for me is talking to people.

01:54:34.000 When I did that Joe Rogan questions everything, I would talk to the experts.

01:54:38.000 I was like, where's the evidence?

01:54:39.000 You guys got nothing?

01:54:40.000 No one has anything.

01:54:42.000 Well, it's tough.

01:54:44.000 There's massive evidence.

01:54:45.000 How about there's massive evidence?

01:54:47.000 But we don't have the cameras to film.

01:54:50.000 It's always like, you know, there's always these new films of UFOs.

01:54:54.000 You get on YouTube every day.

01:54:55.000 It's all bullshit.

01:54:56.000 Yeah, but it's all like video.

01:54:57.000 It's all bullshit.

01:54:58.000 Video editing skills.

01:54:59.000 But what if they actually were spaceships?

01:55:02.000 What would it actually look like?

01:55:04.000 It would look like a little dot.

01:55:05.000 No one has cameras that can capture shit.

01:55:09.000 I think honestly, if someone can come here from another fucking planet, they could be a rubber dick in the sky.

01:55:17.000 They don't have to be a silver ship.

01:55:20.000 They could be a cloud.

01:55:21.000 It could be anything.

01:55:22.000 We don't know what it looks like.

01:55:23.000 We assume what it looks like.

01:55:25.000 They're really close to making an actual cloaking device now.

01:55:29.000 Have you ever seen those Japanese jackets where the entire jacket films what's behind it?

01:55:34.000 It's amazing.

01:55:36.000 Some Mission Impossible shit.

01:55:38.000 Yeah, like you're wearing a jacket, right?

01:55:39.000 And the jacket literally will be an accurate representation of what's behind you.

01:55:44.000 And it's like real crude technology.

01:55:46.000 It's like a screen.

01:55:47.000 Like your jacket will be a screen.

01:55:48.000 Like say if we were looking at you and your chicken head shirt was in fact that the background.

01:55:53.000 The camera, the whole thing, what's behind you.

01:55:56.000 Like they've already figured out how to do that, but it's kind of crude.

01:55:59.000 Well, eventually they'll be able to do it where it's indiscernible from the sky.

01:56:02.000 Like you'll be moving through the sky like Predator.

01:56:04.000 Remember when Predator had that shit?

01:56:05.000 He would just wiggle a little bit.

01:56:07.000 You'd see the wiggling.

01:56:08.000 I think they're going to have that kind of technology for sure within the next decade or two.

01:56:14.000 And aliens probably have that.

01:56:15.000 If they can get here...

01:56:16.000 Yeah, look at this.

01:56:17.000 Jamie's got it up on the screen.

01:56:18.000 Look at it up there.

01:56:19.000 This is pretty dope.

01:56:20.000 Look, this guy's got this thing on, this cape.

01:56:22.000 Now watch what happens when they turn it on.

01:56:24.000 It's pretty slick, man.

01:56:25.000 The guy's standing there with this thing, and it allows them to project everything that's behind it.

01:56:32.000 Well, I don't need to see all the...

01:56:34.000 Yeah, here we go.

01:56:34.000 Look at this.

01:56:35.000 Isn't that crazy?

01:56:36.000 Look at that.

01:56:36.000 That's real.

01:56:38.000 Isn't that nuts?

01:56:39.000 I mean, I can for sure still see them, but yeah, that's pretty nuts.

01:56:41.000 Well, it's crude right now, but it's going to get to a point...

01:56:45.000 It's getting there.

01:56:45.000 Yeah, it's going to get to a point in a few decades where it works, and they can put it on airplanes and shit.

01:56:50.000 That was pretty good special effects back then in Predator.

01:56:54.000 Hell yeah!

01:56:55.000 I can still watch that.

01:56:56.000 A lot of that shit doesn't hold up at all.

01:56:58.000 You can't watch Clash of the Titans without it being silly.

01:57:00.000 No, you watch a bunch of stuff and you're like, this is some bullshit.

01:57:03.000 Predator's legit.

01:57:04.000 I was just bummed out that their fucking thermal technology is so shitty, all you have to do is cover yourself in mud.

01:57:11.000 I know, I can't see you.

01:57:12.000 Come on, son.

01:57:13.000 You're still warm.

01:57:14.000 I agree.

01:57:15.000 It just gets to be warm mud.

01:57:17.000 What about your eyeballs?

01:57:19.000 That's the best...

01:57:21.000 Seen ever.

01:57:21.000 He can't see me.

01:57:23.000 Come on, do it!

01:57:24.000 He can't see me.

01:57:25.000 Come on, do it now!

01:57:28.000 You guys see Mad Max?

01:57:30.000 I heard it's amazing.

01:57:31.000 The new one?

01:57:31.000 I heard the new one's amazing.

01:57:32.000 I like Tom Hardy.

01:57:33.000 Does it suck?

01:57:34.000 I can't say that on a podcast.

01:57:36.000 Yes, you can.

01:57:36.000 Yeah, you can.

01:57:37.000 Does it suck?

01:57:38.000 How bad does it suck?

01:57:39.000 It's terrible, man.

01:57:41.000 Oh my god.

01:57:41.000 Everybody says it's amazing.

01:57:42.000 I didn't want to see it anyways.

01:57:43.000 We only got a 99 on Rotten Tomatoes the first time I saw it.

01:57:46.000 Oh, okay.

01:57:46.000 Go see it then.

01:57:47.000 Is it that bad?

01:57:48.000 You know, we disagree on a lot of shit.

01:57:51.000 Eddie Bravo and I do not agree on movies.

01:57:53.000 Some movies.

01:57:54.000 Some movies.

01:57:54.000 But when it comes to comic book movies, this motherfucker hates it when you know that the dude who's the star is going to live.

01:58:01.000 I can understand.

01:58:01.000 I can see that.

01:58:02.000 I can see that.

01:58:03.000 We would go to the movies.

01:58:04.000 We would go to the movies.

01:58:05.000 I want the hero to die.

01:58:06.000 This is stupid.

01:58:07.000 I knew the whole time he was going to be fine.

01:58:10.000 The whole time.

01:58:10.000 Dude, it's a comic book movie.

01:58:12.000 You can't kill Spider-Man.

01:58:13.000 You're not killing Iron Man in an Iron Man movie.

01:58:15.000 You've got to get over that.

01:58:16.000 So what's your favorite comic book movie, Joe?

01:58:19.000 What's some of your favorites?

01:58:20.000 I'm a big fan of the Hulk.

01:58:22.000 I love the Hulk.

01:58:22.000 Just because I love the idea of a fucking nerdy dude.

01:58:25.000 Mad Max.

01:58:26.000 Look at that.

01:58:26.000 9 out of 10 on IMDB. 99% on Rotten Tomatoes.

01:58:29.000 And they're haters.

01:58:30.000 Dude, it was terrible.

01:58:33.000 It was like the Warriors.

01:58:35.000 It was like the Warriors, but instead of just killing Cyrus, they took his hose.

01:58:42.000 They took his hose.

01:58:43.000 And then now Cyrus is going after the Warriors.

01:58:46.000 He's alive now because they took his hose.

01:58:48.000 Tom Hardy doesn't make a bad movie.

01:58:50.000 And one of them is pregnant.

01:58:52.000 That's not true.

01:58:52.000 I saw that Warrior movie.

01:58:54.000 That warrior movie was dog shit.

01:58:56.000 What else?

01:58:57.000 How dare you?

01:58:58.000 Our friend Brian Callens in that movie.

01:58:59.000 I can't hear you, Jamie.

01:59:00.000 You're not mic'd, you fuck.

01:59:01.000 How dare you, Joe Rogan.

01:59:01.000 You're a goddamn producer and you're talking in the back.

01:59:03.000 That was a terrible movie.

01:59:04.000 I can't say the movie I saw that he was in.

01:59:06.000 Okay.

01:59:06.000 What'd you say?

01:59:07.000 You can't say it.

01:59:08.000 Oh, was it one of those, uh, you had a side and a non-disclosure?

01:59:11.000 Jamie goes to the...

01:59:12.000 Jamie's one of those focus group people.

01:59:14.000 If you find out why movies get changed, talk to Jamie.

01:59:16.000 That's you?

01:59:17.000 Okay, I'm gonna tell you one.

01:59:18.000 He's one of those dudes.

01:59:18.000 All critical and shit.

01:59:19.000 He loves that shit.

01:59:20.000 He's kinda cool, I guess.

01:59:21.000 Yeah.

01:59:23.000 There's a gang, there's like these different gangs of...

01:59:26.000 Oh, look at this!

01:59:29.000 Munoz with a takedown.

01:59:30.000 Munoz definitely won this fight, by the way.

01:59:32.000 Three of three.

01:59:33.000 Yes.

01:59:36.000 Eddie, don't ruin Mad Max for me.

01:59:37.000 I'm not going to ruin it for you.

01:59:38.000 I'm just going to tell you about a character.

01:59:41.000 There's a character who plays...

01:59:43.000 There's all these dune buggies and all these cars with all these guns and these warriors.

01:59:51.000 They're like gangs, right?

01:59:52.000 And one gang has...

01:59:54.000 They have a truck with all these amps on it.

01:59:57.000 A truck.

01:59:57.000 There's a wall of amps.

01:59:58.000 A truck that's a wall of amps, and they have a guy playing guitar in front.

02:00:02.000 So whenever they go to battle, there's a guy in the front of a truck playing the guitar.

02:00:07.000 Don't spoil it or alert it.

02:00:08.000 That makes me want to see it.

02:00:09.000 Oh, my God.

02:00:10.000 That sounds awesome, man.

02:00:12.000 That sounds awesome.

02:00:12.000 That sounds dope.

02:00:13.000 You like that?

02:00:14.000 Hell, yeah.

02:00:15.000 And the whole time he's playing guitar, people are...

02:00:17.000 And it's like...

02:00:19.000 It's a truck with a wall of amps and he's hanging in front of the amp playing guitar.

02:00:24.000 Yeah, I want to see that.

02:00:25.000 Why is it bad?

02:00:26.000 You sold me.

02:00:27.000 You sold me.

02:00:27.000 That's great.

02:00:28.000 99% of Rotten Tomatoes.

02:00:31.000 99%.

02:00:32.000 I don't know, man.

02:00:33.000 I don't know.

02:00:33.000 Are you a 1%er?

02:00:34.000 Is that what's going on?

02:00:35.000 Yeah, it is.

02:00:36.000 Sounds fucking dope.

02:00:38.000 You know what?

02:00:39.000 If you see I stayed.

02:00:42.000 I stayed.

02:00:42.000 I didn't leave.

02:00:43.000 It was so ridiculous.

02:00:45.000 It was like that Cabin in the Woods type movie.

02:00:47.000 It's so ridiculous.

02:00:49.000 It's like...

02:00:50.000 Well, you didn't go to it because you thought it was realistic and shit.

02:00:54.000 Right?

02:00:55.000 I love Cabin in the Woods, by the way.

02:00:57.000 I don't mind it.

02:00:57.000 Are you the guy that goes to Transformers?

02:01:00.000 I hate Transformers.

02:01:01.000 Robots can't talk.

02:01:03.000 I don't even go.

02:01:05.000 You're not going to catch me there.

02:01:07.000 I'm not gonna go fucking see a movie about kids toys.

02:01:13.000 It's robots!

02:01:14.000 Come on!

02:01:15.000 You're Mr. Conspiracy!

02:01:16.000 Okay.

02:01:17.000 Yeah, I agree.

02:01:19.000 I'm not gonna watch that shit.

02:01:20.000 I haven't seen one of them transformers.

02:01:22.000 I haven't either.

02:01:22.000 I hate those action.

02:01:23.000 I don't fucks with that.

02:01:24.000 Michael Bay, I'm sure he's getting mad pussy, but I don't like his shit.

02:01:29.000 I'm not into that shit.

02:01:31.000 I don't get into that shit.

02:01:31.000 Did he do the Ninja Turtle movie?

02:01:33.000 Who did the Ninja Turtle movie?

02:01:34.000 Michael Bay did.

02:01:35.000 Nobody saw that shit.

02:01:36.000 What?

02:01:37.000 I've seen it three times and I own it.

02:01:39.000 I fucking love me some Ninja Turtles, son!

02:01:42.000 You know who else loves Ninja Turtles?

02:01:45.000 My fucking four-year-old.

02:01:48.000 I'm not lying.

02:01:49.000 My four-year-old, she has Ninja Turtle pajamas.

02:01:51.000 Because she's awesome.

02:01:52.000 Because she's awesome.

02:01:53.000 I had the same shit when I was a kid.

02:01:55.000 You guys are just older than me.

02:01:56.000 Ninja Turtles are fucking dope.

02:01:58.000 You guys are just older than me.

02:02:00.000 No, we're just not retarded.

02:02:02.000 No, you're older, bro.

02:02:02.000 Ninja Turtles?

02:02:03.000 You didn't grow up with Ninja Turtles?

02:02:05.000 Dude, even if I was fucking 12, I wouldn't be into a turtle.

02:02:08.000 Yeah, all right, dude.

02:02:10.000 Cowabunga.

02:02:10.000 What?

02:02:10.000 Get the fuck out of here.

02:02:11.000 They're fucking ninjas.

02:02:12.000 They're ninjas and they're turtles.

02:02:14.000 No, no, no.

02:02:14.000 Their master is a rat.

02:02:16.000 They have a rat that hangs out with them.

02:02:18.000 A master?

02:02:19.000 Where'd he learn?

02:02:20.000 He didn't even fucking say where he learned it.

02:02:21.000 Where's his lineage?

02:02:22.000 Yes, they did.

02:02:23.000 He's a fake dojo.

02:02:23.000 He's a McDojo guy.

02:02:27.000 Who's teaching rats?

02:02:28.000 Who's he training with?

02:02:29.000 Is he getting any sparring in?

02:02:30.000 Oh, yeah.

02:02:32.000 How fucking dare you?

02:02:34.000 This is one thing I'm not gonna back down.

02:02:35.000 It has nothing to do with age, dude.

02:02:37.000 I could be eight years old and I would think Ninja Turtles are stupid as fuck.

02:02:40.000 Do you know how long Ninja Turtles have been around?

02:02:42.000 Did you like Charlie Brown?

02:02:43.000 What cartoon did you grow up with?

02:02:47.000 Felix the Cat and shit?

02:02:48.000 I was big on the Roadrunner, Bugs Bunny cartoons because it was a lot of violence.

02:02:53.000 Ninja Turtles are fucking ninjas!

02:02:56.000 They're turtles!

02:02:56.000 You know what's interesting?

02:02:58.000 I know you're into it.

02:03:00.000 But you know what's interesting?

02:03:00.000 I've been watching old...

02:03:02.000 They have all the old Popeyes on iTunes.

02:03:05.000 Those are dope.

02:03:06.000 Dude, they're so fun!

02:03:08.000 First of all, the style of animation is so weird.

02:03:11.000 Powerful Mark Munoz.

02:03:12.000 Winner of unanimous decision.

02:03:13.000 He's about to cry, man, because he's retiring right now.

02:03:15.000 Good for him.

02:03:16.000 I wish I could hear this.

02:03:17.000 I wish I could hear it.

02:03:18.000 Yeah, crank it up, Jamie.

02:03:19.000 Let's hear some...

02:03:20.000 We'll get back to Ninja Turtles.

02:03:25.000 He's about to cry.

02:03:34.000 He speaks Tagalog.

02:03:36.000 He's not fluent.

02:03:37.000 No?

02:03:38.000 At all.

02:03:38.000 No.

02:03:42.000 I want to say I love you to my beautiful wife.

02:03:47.000 It's gotta be a hard speech, right?

02:03:49.000 Yeah.

02:03:54.000 Okay, this is going too long already.

02:04:00.000 Cut him off.

02:04:02.000 The truck.

02:04:03.000 That's what the truck's saying right now.

02:04:04.000 Yeah, this is the last fight.

02:04:06.000 You don't give him the mic and you don't let him talk about cartoons.

02:04:10.000 Yeah, for sure.

02:04:11.000 Unless it's Ninja Turtles.

02:04:12.000 For sure have a plan before you go in there.

02:04:20.000 For sure retire, though.

02:04:22.000 He'll come back.

02:04:23.000 No, he won't.

02:04:24.000 Yeah, he will.

02:04:26.000 It's got to be so hard, also, to have a fucking hard three-round fight like that and then give a big speech.

02:04:34.000 Damn, I thought he was going to say he retired.

02:04:36.000 He's not going to retire.

02:04:37.000 No, he's retiring, dude.

02:04:37.000 No, he's going to take his gloves off and leave them in the cage.

02:04:40.000 He's taking his gloves off and leave them in there.

02:04:40.000 Oh, here we go, John.

02:04:48.000 For sure just cut the gloves off.

02:04:57.000 You know, this is something I've dreamed about.

02:05:06.000 And I hope for.

02:05:07.000 I know I didn't accomplish what I wanted to accomplish in a cage, but I invested a lot of my time in lives.

02:05:13.000 And I invested in their treasures, in their heart, and I've been able to help change lives and impact lives in a positive way.

02:05:23.000 And guys, that's what I'm here for.

02:05:27.000 And I have a story.

02:05:28.000 I have a story to be able to give to kids and I want to be able to teach and come back here to the Philippines and be able to give my talents, gifts and abilities to you guys and be able to help the Philippines in wrestling.

02:05:41.000 And that's my goal.

02:05:43.000 Guys, I have so He's such a good coach, too.

02:06:03.000 Don't leave Frank out.

02:06:05.000 Yeah, he fucked up leaving Frank out, son.

02:06:06.000 Frank's at home going, what the fuck?

02:06:08.000 Right?

02:06:09.000 I own 40% of this bitch.

02:06:12.000 Come on.

02:06:13.000 Come on.

02:06:14.000 This fucking guy.

02:06:15.000 What about Frank?

02:06:17.000 No Frank?

02:06:18.000 What about Frank?

02:06:20.000 And Frank Fertitta.

02:06:23.000 Frank Fertitta?

02:06:24.000 What about Frank?

02:06:26.000 This fucking guy.

02:06:27.000 Frank's all, fuck this, man.

02:06:32.000 Yeah, you're going to have to wrap this up, Marky Mark.

02:06:34.000 I love you, man.

02:06:36.000 Fucking wrap this up, bro.

02:06:38.000 That's good.

02:06:39.000 You know how he said he didn't accomplish what he wanted to?

02:06:41.000 I had a talk with Mark before he fought.

02:06:44.000 I told him you can't look at things that way, man, because if we...

02:06:47.000 If we...

02:06:50.000 If you wrap up your career and say, because you're not the world champion, your career was a failure, then 99% of the fighters in the world are failures.

02:06:56.000 You can't look at it like that.

02:06:58.000 Mark's had a great career.

02:06:59.000 I said, if when you were in college and I said to you, you're going to have a seven or eight year career in the UFC and be one of the most famous middleweights in the world, what would you say?

02:07:06.000 He's like, ah, I would have said I had a successful career.

02:07:09.000 I said, exactly.

02:07:10.000 Just because you didn't get to the belt doesn't mean you didn't have a successful career.

02:07:14.000 No matter what your record is, he's had a very successful career.

02:07:16.000 People think that way about life in general, though.

02:07:19.000 You'll have a relationship with somebody and it doesn't end in marriage and they'll be like, oh yeah, that was a failure.

02:07:23.000 It wasn't a failure.

02:07:24.000 You guys had fun.

02:07:25.000 Yeah, you learned.

02:07:25.000 You learned.

02:07:27.000 It's not a failure.

02:07:28.000 I have a couple of exes I need you to talk to, my man.

02:07:32.000 Hey, and one just wrote a book.

02:07:40.000 Oh, man.

02:07:41.000 Back to this Ninja Turtle shit.

02:07:43.000 How dare you?

02:07:44.000 Don't do this, bro.

02:07:45.000 I grew up on fucking Ninja Turtles, man.

02:07:47.000 I want to show you some...

02:07:48.000 Pull up some old Popeye, Jamie.

02:07:49.000 Ooh, I love that shit.

02:07:51.000 Look at Mike Andrew Donatello.

02:07:52.000 Nonsense.

02:07:53.000 Pull up some old Popeye.

02:07:54.000 This is one of the things that I've been noticing when I've been watching Popeye with my kids.

02:07:58.000 First of all, Popeye was sponsored by the NRA. How crazy is that?

02:08:02.000 At the beginning of some of the Popeye episodes, there's an ad for the National Rifle Association, which is very strange.

02:08:09.000 And then two, Popeye is violent as fuck.

02:08:12.000 Bluto is always trying to rape olive oil, and everybody's beating the fuck out of everybody.

02:08:17.000 It's racist as shit.

02:08:19.000 There's some stuff with Indians and Native Americans, where Popeye's beating up the Indians, they're shooting arrows at them.

02:08:25.000 Dude, you gotta watch the way they move.

02:08:28.000 Popeye meets Sinbad.

02:08:30.000 They have a little wiggle to the way they move.

02:08:34.000 They don't just stand there like a normal cartoon does.

02:08:39.000 They're constantly dancing.

02:08:41.000 They dance.

02:08:42.000 They go left and right and right and left.

02:08:44.000 Did you grow up on this shit or you just got into it?

02:08:46.000 No, I guess I saw it when I was a little kid.

02:08:50.000 Yeah, you guys are into this shit.

02:08:51.000 I wasn't into it.

02:08:53.000 I'm looking at this as a time capsule.

02:08:57.000 I didn't look at it in terms of Oh, they're constantly moving.

02:09:03.000 Yeah, everything is moving.

02:09:05.000 Everyone.

02:09:05.000 I want to see Popeye himself and all these dragons and shit.

02:09:08.000 That dragon's pretty legit.

02:09:10.000 Yeah, look, like...

02:09:12.000 They kind of have, like, a little wiggle to them.

02:09:14.000 And this is the color version.

02:09:16.000 Pluto's got a huge mouth.

02:09:18.000 Yeah.

02:09:18.000 What's interesting is, like, Popeye started off, it was a black and white thing.

02:09:23.000 Like, Betty Boop.

02:09:24.000 Yeah.

02:09:25.000 Like, the early series.

02:09:27.000 Did you ever see Robin Williams in Popeye?

02:09:29.000 Yeah.

02:09:29.000 He was good.

02:09:30.000 He was really good in that.

02:09:34.000 What's that noise?

02:09:35.000 Him smoking spinach through his pipe.

02:09:38.000 What about that?

02:09:39.000 A leaf blower.

02:09:39.000 A leaf blower?

02:09:41.000 Oh my god, we're in the wrong spot.

02:09:44.000 That's ridiculous.

02:09:46.000 Dude, I have a drummer next to my studio.

02:09:48.000 Well, that's right.

02:09:49.000 We had so many podcasts with drums in the background.

02:09:52.000 Last time I did your thing.

02:09:54.000 Did you step away from doing your podcast for a while?

02:09:57.000 Yeah, yeah, man.

02:09:58.000 I'm just...

02:10:00.000 Ran out of guests.

02:10:01.000 Ran out of guests?

02:10:02.000 Ran out of guests?

02:10:03.000 No, no, I just need some time to chill for a while.

02:10:06.000 Yeah?

02:10:06.000 Yeah.

02:10:07.000 You need a break from it?

02:10:08.000 Just a little break.

02:10:10.000 Did you feel like it was an obligation?

02:10:12.000 Is that what it is?

02:10:12.000 No, no, not at all.

02:10:13.000 Was it fun anymore?

02:10:15.000 No, it was very fun.

02:10:16.000 It's still fun.

02:10:17.000 Well, for sure keep doing it then.

02:10:18.000 I don't understand, Len.

02:10:20.000 I'll come back.

02:10:22.000 I just need time to spend with my family.

02:10:26.000 There's no time for anything, man.

02:10:28.000 So I did them on Sunday nights.

02:10:30.000 Sunday nights, man.

02:10:32.000 That's the whole night, and I could be with my family.

02:10:34.000 That was tough, because you would ask me to do it on Sunday nights.

02:10:37.000 Tough, man.

02:10:38.000 I'm trying to chill.

02:10:39.000 That's the only time I could do it consistently, but that cuts into some solid family time.

02:10:44.000 Yeah, for sure.

02:10:45.000 But...

02:10:48.000 My wife's cool with it.

02:10:49.000 So we've talked about, I don't know, I'll be back someday.

02:10:53.000 So just take a little break.

02:10:54.000 Yeah.

02:10:55.000 We still have the studio, right?

02:10:56.000 So you can do it there anytime you want.

02:10:57.000 You know, you could always do it in the gym, too.

02:10:59.000 You could do different kinds of fucking podcasts.

02:11:01.000 That's what I was going to say, on the go in the gym.

02:11:03.000 There is something.

02:11:04.000 Because you have so many cool fighters that come through there.

02:11:05.000 I really can't confirm anything, but there is something in the works already with actual production.

02:11:10.000 Okay, I see what you're doing.

02:11:12.000 Oh, shit.

02:11:13.000 No, but this came after I walked away.

02:11:17.000 After I walked away, someone approached me and said, hey man, we could do this, right?

02:11:20.000 Like a legit studio, legit production, and I'm open to it.

02:11:25.000 If nothing's confirmed, I'm open to it, but not right now.

02:11:28.000 Do you know Eddie Ift?

02:11:30.000 Yes.

02:11:30.000 Eddie Ift bought a bus.

02:11:32.000 He bought a school bus and converted that bitch into a podcast studio that he drive, and he drives it down the improv, and then they plug it into the wall.

02:11:40.000 It's like the WOD podcast he does, right?

02:11:42.000 On the go?

02:11:43.000 It's incredible.

02:11:44.000 It's incredible.

02:11:45.000 I was there the other day and I was like, oh my god.

02:11:47.000 I'm like, I want to steal this idea.

02:11:48.000 I had an idea a long time ago to do it from one of those trailers that you pull around.

02:11:52.000 What do they call it?

02:11:54.000 Gulfstream?

02:11:54.000 Yeah, Gulfstream.

02:11:55.000 Gulfstream, is that what they're called?

02:11:56.000 Those are cool looking.

02:11:57.000 Those silver ones, I love those trailers.

02:11:59.000 Yeah, they're pretty cool.

02:11:59.000 And I was like, this way you could get one and just pull it around, you know?

02:12:04.000 Or I'd get Jamie to drive it, but I don't trust Jamie to drive it.

02:12:08.000 Degenerate looking motherfucker.

02:12:10.000 But what's the point of having it on the go?

02:12:13.000 Because you bring it to, say if I have a gig, like I'm doing the Irvine Improv with Callan, you bring the podcast studio, you park the podcast studio, if it's a trailer, park it in the back parking lot.

02:12:25.000 You could actually, like, Eddie Ift has a screen.

02:12:28.000 You could watch the podcast that's going on inside his bus, outside the bus.

02:12:33.000 He's got a flat screen.

02:12:34.000 The back window, you know, it used to be like a window where you could see.

02:12:37.000 Yeah.

02:12:37.000 It's not a window anymore.

02:12:39.000 It's a screen.

02:12:39.000 So from the outside, you can actually see, like, a full HD version of what's going on inside.

02:12:44.000 It's really slick.

02:12:46.000 Pretty dope.

02:12:46.000 He spent a fuckload of money on it, too.

02:12:49.000 They had, like, some crazy Kickstarter.

02:12:50.000 I think he spent, like, 65 grand on that bus.

02:12:53.000 He's super into CrossFit, right?

02:12:54.000 That's, like, his thing.

02:12:55.000 He's a comedian in CrossFit, right?

02:12:56.000 Yeah, he got hurt, though.

02:12:58.000 Like, pretty bad.

02:12:59.000 CrossFit can fuck you up if, yeah.

02:13:01.000 CrossFit's trouble.

02:13:01.000 How's your back feeling now?

02:13:03.000 It's pretty good.

02:13:04.000 It's pretty good.

02:13:05.000 I have a pulled butt muscle right now.

02:13:07.000 That's not fun.

02:13:08.000 I did something.

02:13:09.000 I don't know what I did.

02:13:10.000 Probably the fucking machine you got in the back.

02:13:12.000 You load up with like 400 pounds and just your cheeks are just fucking boom!

02:13:16.000 Boom!

02:13:17.000 He asked me to get on there.

02:13:18.000 I also blew my fucking back out.

02:13:19.000 Reverse hyper?

02:13:20.000 Yeah.

02:13:21.000 Nah, I'm good.

02:13:22.000 I love that machine.

02:13:23.000 That's why your ass is all swole.

02:13:24.000 I don't think so.

02:13:26.000 Chill out, bro.

02:13:27.000 My ass was...

02:13:28.000 I had a little bit of a pull, like a very minor pull muscle, and I fucked it up worse.

02:13:32.000 Just kept getting worse?

02:13:34.000 Kicking.

02:13:35.000 Just putting Justin Milo's patting him up and beating the fuck out of him.

02:13:39.000 It's my favorite shit to do two, three days a week.

02:13:42.000 I put a chest protector on.

02:13:44.000 He wears the tie pads.

02:13:46.000 I have these giant ass leg pads that he puts on so I can leg kick him.

02:13:49.000 Damn.

02:13:50.000 And we do rounds, and I will on that dude.

02:13:52.000 It's awesome.

02:13:53.000 If you could hire someone to let you beat the fuck out of them, like hold the pads and the body shots.

02:13:59.000 That's some rich dude shit, my man.

02:14:01.000 That's some rich dude shit.

02:14:02.000 My friend's like, nah.

02:14:04.000 Come on, bro.

02:14:04.000 Give me $10 a round.

02:14:05.000 Nah.

02:14:06.000 Hitting a bag is one thing, but throwing combinations and finishing off with a legit full power leg kick, because those goddamn Fairtex pads are huge.

02:14:16.000 You could full power leg...

02:14:18.000 I mean, I can.

02:14:19.000 Like Pedro Hizzo can't full power leg kick.

02:14:21.000 You got a gnarly ass fucking kick.

02:14:23.000 I would advise Justin not to do that.

02:14:25.000 He takes beatings, I kid.

02:14:27.000 But you know what, man?

02:14:28.000 He's balling!

02:14:30.000 That kid's balling, though!

02:14:32.000 It depends entirely on what kind of pad.

02:14:35.000 I'll tell you this, man.

02:14:36.000 Anybody who doesn't like...

02:14:36.000 He's your whipping boy.

02:14:37.000 Yeah.

02:14:38.000 Anybody who doesn't...

02:14:38.000 No, man.

02:14:39.000 He's tough as shit.

02:14:40.000 Anybody who doesn't like holding pads for somebody, tie pads, get the Hayabusa pads.

02:14:47.000 Hayabusa makes this extra-thick pad with mad fucking foam in it.

02:14:52.000 I don't know what kind of foam they're using, but they got it down.

02:14:54.000 Like, the difference between, like, his arms would go numb when I would kick him with the regular...

02:15:00.000 Dude!

02:15:01.000 But with the Hayabusa, he barely even feels it.

02:15:03.000 I'm telling you.

02:15:04.000 You ever hit him in the head?

02:15:05.000 No!

02:15:05.000 No, I don't miss.

02:15:07.000 Well, I'm just saying, maybe put headgear and fucking cro-cop his ass.

02:15:11.000 Have you seen that video?

02:15:11.000 He's all knocked out.

02:15:12.000 Here, bro, here's 50. Get that shit checked.

02:15:14.000 Have you seen that video from Brazil where they're toughening the students up and they're punching them in the head?

02:15:18.000 What the fuck?

02:15:18.000 Did you see that shit?

02:15:19.000 Yes.

02:15:19.000 John Wayne Parr showed it to me.

02:15:21.000 He's the dumbest fucking thing of everything.

02:15:23.000 He's just like fucking as hard as they can.

02:15:23.000 Well, John Wayne Parr had a fake one.

02:15:25.000 He did a play one, a pretend one with his students.

02:15:26.000 He posted the real one, then he recreated it, right?

02:15:29.000 Yeah.

02:15:29.000 The real one is ridiculous.

02:15:31.000 These guys are beating the fuck out of their students, punching them in the face, making them stand there and take head punches.

02:15:36.000 Hard.

02:15:36.000 Yeah.

02:15:36.000 In 2015. Wow.

02:15:39.000 2015. I mean, this guy's teeing off of this dude's face.

02:15:42.000 And he loves it.

02:15:44.000 Why are you laughing?

02:15:45.000 I blame the students and the children.

02:15:47.000 Why are you laughing at that?

02:15:48.000 Because you're high.

02:15:51.000 We're all sober.

02:15:52.000 Yeah, it's fucked up.

02:15:53.000 I'm not smoking weed at 7 in the morning.

02:15:56.000 I have my limits.

02:15:57.000 I just thought of...

02:15:58.000 What?

02:15:59.000 Just...

02:16:00.000 What does he think of?

02:16:01.000 How easy it would be to parody that?

02:16:03.000 Like, you know what I mean?

02:16:03.000 Just have the camera angle and like you could make it look like you're really...

02:16:07.000 Have you seen it?

02:16:08.000 Yes.

02:16:09.000 You've seen the video?

02:16:10.000 It's insane, right?

02:16:10.000 Exactly.

02:16:11.000 And it's insane how quickly everyone's seen it.

02:16:14.000 You've seen it too?

02:16:15.000 No.

02:16:15.000 Oh, you haven't seen it?

02:16:16.000 Okay.

02:16:16.000 I haven't seen it.

02:16:16.000 It's fucked up.

02:16:18.000 It's so bad.

02:16:19.000 It's not cool.

02:16:20.000 It's so awful.

02:16:21.000 Between Facebook and Twitter and Instagram, holy shit.

02:16:24.000 Everything is just instant.

02:16:25.000 That kind of stuff.

02:16:27.000 A video like that that you could just instantly click.

02:16:30.000 How about that guy that was trying to roll with him?

02:16:39.000 I agree.

02:16:41.000 Somebody needs to beat the fuck out of that dude.

02:16:44.000 That guy's giving those people brain damage on, I mean, they're making them stand there and take brain damage.

02:16:51.000 For what?

02:16:51.000 To be tough?

02:16:52.000 You're a fucking idiot.

02:16:53.000 I think maybe they do that just once.

02:16:54.000 The new crop, they want to see how people react.

02:16:57.000 And you know what?

02:16:58.000 You're going to take a beating right now.

02:16:59.000 We're going to see how you take the beating.

02:17:01.000 We're going to study the film.

02:17:07.000 That's what they do at Tiger Muay Thai.

02:17:10.000 Is that a blondation?

02:17:12.000 That guy punches like a bitch, by the way.

02:17:15.000 Because anybody who punches really good should be able to knock those people out.

02:17:18.000 He wasn't putting everything into it.

02:17:20.000 Here we go.

02:17:21.000 If you want to time this, it's at 4.48 right now.

02:17:28.000 4.46.

02:17:30.000 You get the picture.

02:17:33.000 Musasi and Philippou.

02:17:37.000 Philippou's got some good fucking hands.

02:17:39.000 Yeah, he can box.

02:17:40.000 Good power in his hands, too.

02:17:42.000 I've fought with him a couple times.

02:17:43.000 Does zero warm-up.

02:17:45.000 Just walks out there fucking ice cold.

02:17:47.000 One of these?

02:17:48.000 Really?

02:17:48.000 So he's just back there with you?

02:17:50.000 Yeah, he did like three jumping jacks.

02:17:51.000 He was like, fuck it.

02:17:53.000 Why do you think he does that?

02:17:54.000 That seems like it was...

02:17:55.000 Because he's a man.

02:17:56.000 Well, there's a...

02:17:57.000 There's some people...

02:17:58.000 I was over there sweating my ass off doing all this shit.

02:18:01.000 I look over at him.

02:18:01.000 He's like...

02:18:02.000 Literally just cracked his neck.

02:18:03.000 Boom.

02:18:03.000 Musashi took him down.

02:18:04.000 Side control.

02:18:05.000 Keith Jardine.

02:18:06.000 Very nice.

02:18:07.000 They don't do much, man.

02:18:09.000 That's old school, I think.

02:18:10.000 Mm-hmm.

02:18:12.000 Side control.

02:18:13.000 What's old school?

02:18:14.000 Not warming up properly.

02:18:16.000 Isn't that...

02:18:17.000 People say they do that because the Thais don't warm up when they fight?

02:18:21.000 I don't know.

02:18:21.000 Well, the Thais fight the first round really slow.

02:18:24.000 Because they don't warm up?

02:18:25.000 No, because of the betting.

02:18:27.000 They don't place the bet until the fight starts.

02:18:30.000 So the Thais, the first round is almost like they're playing and warming up.

02:18:34.000 Getting the money flowing.

02:18:35.000 Yeah.

02:18:36.000 Ari Shafir was just in Thailand, man.

02:18:38.000 He just went over to Thailand for a vacation.

02:18:40.000 He spent like two weeks in Thailand just having fun.

02:18:42.000 Oh, man.

02:18:43.000 Ari's balling out of control right now.

02:18:45.000 I love it.

02:18:45.000 Is he?

02:18:46.000 I love it.

02:18:47.000 I see him everywhere.

02:18:48.000 He's doing so good.

02:18:48.000 His podcast is good.

02:18:49.000 He's doing so good.

02:18:50.000 He's a funny dude, man.

02:18:51.000 He's a funny dude.

02:18:52.000 He works hard.

02:18:53.000 And he's doing it the right way.

02:18:55.000 He went to Thailand, left his computer and his phone behind.

02:18:58.000 Fuck you.

02:18:59.000 That's awesome.

02:18:59.000 And his agent was like, well, what if we have to reach you?

02:19:01.000 He's like, you won't.

02:19:02.000 Can't reach me.

02:19:03.000 Tight move.

02:19:04.000 I got a show.

02:19:05.000 I have two specials on Comedy Central.

02:19:07.000 Yeah, I'm good.

02:19:08.000 I'll do whatever I want to do right now.

02:19:09.000 It's over.

02:19:10.000 You fucked up.

02:19:11.000 You let the wrong guy through.

02:19:12.000 Hashtag blow it up.

02:19:13.000 See ya.

02:19:13.000 Hashtag suck it.

02:19:16.000 I bet he got, even though it was like a shit-talking fest between Howard Stern and him, that got him a lot of potential, right?

02:19:24.000 Howard Stern lost in that, 100%.

02:19:27.000 What Ari did was he got, he trolled Howard Stern.

02:19:30.000 He got Howard Stern to talk shit about him.

02:19:32.000 Howard Stern talked about him for 25 minutes on his show.

02:19:34.000 And then Ari made a video showing Howard Stern how to Google his name, because Howard said a bunch of false things about him, about what he did.

02:19:43.000 It's really easy.

02:19:44.000 There's a thing called Google, and I want you to go to your browser.

02:19:48.000 You probably have Netscape Navigator or something.

02:19:50.000 He totally mocked him, and he did it in a really respectful way.

02:19:54.000 Ari's a smart dude.

02:19:55.000 Very smart.

02:19:55.000 He's a very smart dude.

02:19:57.000 They both had really good points.

02:19:59.000 Yeah, Howard's a beast.

02:20:00.000 You know, they both had good points.

02:20:02.000 The fact that Howard didn't know, like, would talk shit on podcasts is ridiculous.

02:20:07.000 That's good for us.

02:20:08.000 It's good for us, but it's also because it's a threat.

02:20:11.000 Because he's in Sirius Satellite Radio, and he's renegotiating his contract, I'm sure.

02:20:15.000 And the number one competition for Satellite Radio is podcasts.

02:20:19.000 You know, like, if you go through a tunnel, okay, you go into a parking structure, I get pissed when I'm listening to fucking Sirius...

02:20:26.000 And I go to the mall and I go into the parking structure and the shit cuts off.

02:20:29.000 It drives me nuts.

02:20:31.000 I'm like, this is dumb.

02:20:32.000 Okay?

02:20:32.000 This is dumb.

02:20:33.000 Well, plus you gotta pay for it.

02:20:34.000 Yeah.

02:20:35.000 Well, that doesn't bother me because I'm rich.

02:20:36.000 But what bothers me...

02:20:38.000 You are rich as shit.

02:20:39.000 I threw that in there, son.

02:20:40.000 No, I heard you.

02:20:41.000 I'm with you.

02:20:42.000 I was gonna say it for you if you didn't.

02:20:45.000 What bothers me...

02:20:46.000 I like things being for free, for sure, like everybody does.

02:20:48.000 But I don't like the technology.

02:20:49.000 I think it's stupid.

02:20:51.000 The whole idea that you've got to beam it down from the sky, wasn't it made on Earth?

02:20:55.000 Can't you have an Earthly distribution device instead of shooting it up into the...

02:20:59.000 Oh, yeah.

02:21:01.000 Costa Philippou fighting it out of it.

02:21:03.000 No, I agree.

02:21:04.000 I think it limits you on series.

02:21:06.000 How do you talk shit on the internet?

02:21:08.000 I listen to Howard Stern all the time.

02:21:11.000 I love Howard Stern.

02:21:11.000 I'm a big fan, yeah.

02:21:12.000 I'm serious, so I stop listening.

02:21:14.000 Every day I listen to Howard Stern all the time.

02:21:17.000 Are you serious in your Porsche?

02:21:18.000 What the fuck?

02:21:18.000 Nah, man.

02:21:19.000 How dare you?

02:21:20.000 That's your Porsche out there?

02:21:21.000 Yes, sir.

02:21:22.000 Holy shit.

02:21:23.000 I thought that was serious.

02:21:25.000 I was wondering why I wasn't here.

02:21:26.000 I'm like...

02:21:27.000 Maybe he just left his car here or something.

02:21:29.000 That's yours.

02:21:31.000 Hashtag bawling.

02:21:33.000 Wow.

02:21:34.000 Look at you.

02:21:34.000 What year is it?

02:21:35.000 It's 2014. Holy shit.

02:21:38.000 Look at you.

02:21:39.000 Sweet car.

02:21:40.000 Damn!

02:21:41.000 How good does that goddamn thing handle, huh?

02:21:43.000 It's 991s.

02:21:44.000 I fucking love it, man.

02:21:44.000 It's like they're on rails.

02:21:46.000 Love it.

02:21:46.000 You have a Tesla, right?

02:21:47.000 Yep.

02:21:48.000 I drove a Tesla for a show that Bobby Razak's doing.

02:21:51.000 It's like a talk show where you're driving a car.

02:21:55.000 Like the guy, the guest is driving the car.

02:21:57.000 So that week was a Tesla.

02:21:59.000 I love Teslas.

02:22:00.000 Holy shit.

02:22:01.000 Dude, have you ever driven his car?

02:22:02.000 He's going for the arm triangle again.

02:22:04.000 He's really hammering them.

02:22:06.000 I heard you can download things in Tesla where you can make it sound like a Ferrari engine, a Porsche engine.

02:22:11.000 Have you seen that?

02:22:12.000 I haven't done it.

02:22:13.000 How weird is that?

02:22:13.000 They should take it away from you.

02:22:15.000 Have you ever driven one, a Tesla?

02:22:17.000 Drive one, they're awesome.

02:22:18.000 No, I've been driven in his.

02:22:20.000 I've driven in Aubrey's.

02:22:21.000 You know what's the dopest shit?

02:22:22.000 Fuck, I love it.

02:22:23.000 Are you an anti-Tesla joke?

02:22:24.000 No, no, I love them.

02:22:25.000 It's no noise.

02:22:26.000 It's so cool.

02:22:27.000 I just think making a fake engine noise is dumb.

02:22:30.000 Super, super dumb.

02:22:31.000 But you can't download like a Ferrari F12 engine.

02:22:34.000 He can press a button.

02:22:37.000 He'll say into it, like, Arctic Monkeys.

02:22:40.000 And then he'll just start pulling Arctic Monkey songs.

02:22:42.000 What?

02:22:43.000 Yeah, you can name any songs.

02:22:45.000 Yeah, that's pretty dope.

02:22:47.000 It's crazy.

02:22:48.000 The computer screen in those Tesla's are, it's like a giant fucking, it's crazy.

02:22:53.000 That's pretty dope.

02:22:54.000 Does that thing go dark when it gets dark out?

02:22:56.000 It does.

02:22:57.000 Yeah, that's good.

02:22:58.000 Yeah, so the whole screen, instead of being a white background, it goes black background.

02:23:01.000 Black background, yeah.

02:23:02.000 I'm a big fan of those Teslas.

02:23:04.000 You get a tax break.

02:23:05.000 I mean, you're rich as fuck.

02:23:06.000 You get a tax break for having a Tesla, right?

02:23:09.000 That looks dope.

02:23:09.000 Right?

02:23:10.000 I mean, it's the first electric car that looks awesome.

02:23:12.000 Yeah, they look dope.

02:23:13.000 Rich people want it.

02:23:14.000 And that new one.

02:23:14.000 No, the Fisker was the first electric car that looked dope.

02:23:17.000 You can buy one for $50 today.

02:23:19.000 I will fucking take it!

02:23:21.000 I will take it.

02:23:21.000 You know what happened with those Fiskars?

02:23:23.000 Like, blowing up?

02:23:24.000 The batteries were, like, catching on fire?

02:23:26.000 Yeah, this is what happened when the storm hit the East Coast.

02:23:29.000 They were at the docks in North Carolina, and they got flooded, and apparently when they were underwater, they just explode.

02:23:35.000 And then that was the end of the company.

02:23:38.000 Like 14 of them blew up on the docks and everybody's like, alright, this is, no.

02:23:43.000 Why is that an issue?

02:23:44.000 I'm never going to be under fucking water, my Fisker.

02:23:46.000 Dude, it can happen, man.

02:23:47.000 If you drive into, like, some water crossing.

02:23:51.000 If you're involved in, like, rain, like, if you ever drive in Houston in the rain, well, they'll get some, there's some times where, like, they get so much water, like, you're, you know, up to, like, 16 inches of your car.

02:24:02.000 I'm going to take that risk for a cheaper Fisker.

02:24:05.000 It'll blow up, dude.

02:24:07.000 Nah.

02:24:07.000 I'll take it.

02:24:08.000 I'll take that shit.

02:24:09.000 You'll be flying through the air like a Popeye cartoon.

02:24:11.000 I'm going to buy one where we leave here.

02:24:13.000 That's the least of my worries.

02:24:14.000 And what was the story with the makers of Tesla, the company?

02:24:18.000 Didn't they give away the patents?

02:24:20.000 Yeah, the patents so that other car companies could make...

02:24:23.000 Elon Musk is a bad motherfucker.

02:24:24.000 Isn't that crazy?

02:24:25.000 Elon Musk is no joke.

02:24:26.000 He lives in Brentwood.

02:24:27.000 And it's genius, though, because if he does that, then there's an industry.

02:24:32.000 He needs the industry to survive, so he needs the competition, because once they follow suit, he's like, he's the king forever.

02:24:39.000 And that's true, but it's just not scarcity thinking.

02:24:41.000 It's abundant thinking.

02:24:42.000 Yeah.

02:24:43.000 You know, fuck it.

02:24:43.000 People are still going to buy Teslas even if someone else makes one.

02:24:46.000 That guy's a genius.

02:24:47.000 His kids work out at Boxenburg in Brentwood, and I see those little rich bastards.

02:24:51.000 You best believe I talked to them.

02:24:52.000 Well, the Tesla home battery.

02:24:53.000 Best believe I talked to them.

02:24:54.000 We're trying to get the new ideas from their dad.

02:24:56.000 What is the Tesla home battery?

02:24:57.000 So it's like a generator, but it's all electric.

02:24:59.000 It goes up through solar, and you get like three days of power on this battery in your garage.

02:25:03.000 And you can stack them, so you could have nine of these batteries on your wall.

02:25:07.000 Damn.

02:25:07.000 And it's like insane amounts of solar power.

02:25:11.000 Not only that, it's off-the-grid solar power.

02:25:14.000 So, like, a lot of solar power is still dependent upon the grid, which is really fucking stupid.

02:25:19.000 Meaning, you get solar power, but when the grid goes down, so does your power, which seems to me to be dumb as fuck.

02:25:26.000 So they can set it up differently where it doesn't go down if the grid goes down, but it's kind of archaic, you have a battery room, and he solved all that shit with this wall thing that he's got.

02:25:35.000 Really?

02:25:36.000 And it looks cool.

02:25:37.000 So you don't need a...

02:25:38.000 But they're all sold out already.

02:25:40.000 They're all sold out.

02:25:41.000 You can rely on that for power?

02:25:42.000 Yeah.

02:25:43.000 There's got to be people trying to shut him down, no?

02:25:46.000 No.

02:25:47.000 Conspiracy time!

02:25:50.000 It happens all the time though, right?

02:25:52.000 Oh shit.

02:25:53.000 Exxon will probably go get on that motherfucker with the Tesla.

02:25:56.000 They just let that shit slip out.

02:25:57.000 He's too smart for that shit.

02:25:59.000 It's too late.

02:25:59.000 Sorry.

02:26:00.000 Sorry about it.

02:26:01.000 Is that what yours looks like?

02:26:01.000 Do you know the guy personally?

02:26:02.000 No, I don't.

02:26:03.000 You know about him though?

02:26:04.000 You know about him?

02:26:05.000 He just seems like...

02:26:07.000 What was his life like?

02:26:08.000 What is he?

02:26:09.000 He's just obsessed with work.

02:26:10.000 He's Batman.

02:26:11.000 He's like a car engineer.

02:26:12.000 He's Bruce Wayne.

02:26:13.000 Well, he's got that.

02:26:14.000 He's got that space company.

02:26:16.000 He's just...

02:26:16.000 That's what he wants to do.

02:26:18.000 He wants to change the fucking universe.

02:26:19.000 Oh, really?

02:26:20.000 Mm-hmm.

02:26:22.000 What's his name?

02:26:24.000 Elon Musk.

02:26:25.000 Is there a documentary on him?

02:26:27.000 No, I don't think so.

02:26:27.000 Elon Musk?

02:26:28.000 There's a bunch of shit on him, though.

02:26:30.000 Huh.

02:26:31.000 I mean, those Teslas are awesome.

02:26:33.000 I want one.

02:26:34.000 Yeah, they're pretty cool, but you can't drive it to Vegas.

02:26:37.000 And if you leave it sitting out, like, you, Aubrey, you had a problem with that, right?

02:26:41.000 Like, you took off, went on vacation, came back, the bitch was, like, barely able to get you home?

02:26:45.000 Yeah, but I think some sneaky fucks might have been driving it while I was going Do you?

02:26:49.000 I'm not sure.

02:26:50.000 Yeah, because that was unusual.

02:26:51.000 But it's stressful.

02:26:52.000 Like, I drove up to Fort Hood because I was speaking there.

02:26:53.000 Oh, look at this.

02:26:54.000 Look at this.

02:26:55.000 Musasi looking for Kimura.

02:26:57.000 I think it's weird that you're allowed to grab your shorts to defend.

02:27:01.000 But why not?

02:27:02.000 You can grab your own shorts.

02:27:03.000 But why?

02:27:04.000 Why not?

02:27:04.000 But then you can't grab them.

02:27:06.000 But you can't grab somebody else's shorts.

02:27:07.000 You can grab your own.

02:27:09.000 But isn't that weird?

02:27:10.000 It's a little weird that you can grab clothes.

02:27:12.000 There's nothing wrong with that.

02:27:14.000 North-South.

02:27:15.000 I just think short grabbing should be legal all the way around.

02:27:19.000 Yeah.

02:27:19.000 If you're going to make it just to defend a submission, it should be legal all over.

02:27:23.000 It's a weird thing.

02:27:23.000 What's all over?

02:27:24.000 What else is there?

02:27:25.000 If you grab the shorts, trying to take someone down, any of that.

02:27:28.000 No, you shouldn't be grabbing other people's clothing.

02:27:32.000 That's ridiculous.

02:27:32.000 The only reason to have shorts.

02:27:33.000 Grabbing other people's clothes?

02:27:34.000 Like if you have shorts, you're going to grab his fucking shorts?

02:27:36.000 What if he's wearing Speedo's?

02:27:37.000 You're going to pull it to the side?

02:27:39.000 Yeah, I don't give a fuck.

02:27:40.000 You're going to pull it to the side?

02:27:41.000 Yeah.

02:27:41.000 What are you gonna do with that?

02:27:42.000 I don't understand what you're saying.

02:27:43.000 Yeah, what are you saying?

02:27:44.000 Trying to embarrass the guy?

02:27:48.000 Look at Czech-Congo Travis Brown.

02:27:50.000 Dude, look at Big Gary Goodrich, the Pedro.

02:27:53.000 Yes!

02:27:54.000 Remember that one?

02:27:55.000 Do you remember that?

02:27:55.000 Big Gary Goodrich reached into the Pedro's fucking pants and grabbed his dick.

02:27:59.000 I made peanut butter out of his nuts.

02:28:01.000 That's what he said.

02:28:02.000 He said that.

02:28:02.000 He goes, I made peanut butter out of his nuts.

02:28:05.000 That's some gangster shit.

02:28:07.000 Did he put his feet inside his balls?

02:28:10.000 Both feet.

02:28:11.000 And it wasn't illegal.

02:28:13.000 They're like, there's no rule for that.

02:28:14.000 But he reached in there and grabbed his dick and balls and crushed it.

02:28:17.000 And I'm not kidding.

02:28:19.000 And somehow or another, DiPedro stayed alive.

02:28:22.000 How he didn't faint.

02:28:24.000 Wow, Costa Phillip was getting hammered.

02:28:26.000 He's getting smashed.

02:28:27.000 We have no idea.

02:28:27.000 Look at this.

02:28:28.000 He's holding his one wrist down and punching the shit out of him.

02:28:33.000 Damn.

02:28:34.000 He's not real.

02:28:34.000 Oh, neck crank.

02:28:35.000 Neck crank.

02:28:36.000 Look at this.

02:28:38.000 Ouch.

02:28:39.000 Nope.

02:28:39.000 He got out of it.

02:28:40.000 Damn.

02:28:41.000 He's working them.

02:28:42.000 He's working.

02:28:43.000 I mean, he's totally not getting hit ever.

02:28:45.000 He's barely getting hit.

02:28:46.000 He's all wrapped up.

02:28:48.000 Did you guys bet on this?

02:28:49.000 Hell no.

02:28:50.000 I bet the over.

02:28:51.000 Oh, you bet on this?

02:28:53.000 The over.

02:28:53.000 Who'd you bet on?

02:28:54.000 I bet on being over a round and a half.

02:28:56.000 Oh, so you won.

02:28:57.000 Yeah.

02:28:58.000 Congratulations.

02:28:58.000 Hell yeah, that's a great bet.

02:28:59.000 Someone has a bookie.

02:29:00.000 That's a great bet.

02:29:02.000 We're not even in Vegas.

02:29:03.000 I told my friend in Vegas, of course.

02:29:06.000 Did you bet on Frankie Uriah?

02:29:08.000 Maybe.

02:29:09.000 You bet that someone's going to get finished in the third.

02:29:11.000 I actually bet under.

02:29:13.000 Aubrey is so far ahead of the game right now when it comes to bets in the UFC. He's so far ahead of the game.

02:29:19.000 He's laughing at me, Eddie.

02:29:20.000 He might be at a strong 80-plus percent all-time winning.

02:29:24.000 Yeah, we had a couple runs over.

02:29:26.000 Woo!

02:29:26.000 We had some runs, we would sit down and have lunch before the fights, and I would pick out some fucking gems.

02:29:32.000 And we went like, shit.

02:29:35.000 We went like nine for eleven.

02:29:37.000 You're the best guy to ask.

02:29:39.000 There's a couple ones in a row, like eight out of nine, nine out of ten.

02:29:43.000 And if we would have hit that nine out of nine, it would have been like...

02:29:46.000 Bro, you know what's not a bad bet right now?

02:29:48.000 And I love Conor McGregor, but he's a favorite against Aldo in Vegas.

02:29:52.000 Is he a favorite against Aldo?

02:29:53.000 He's a favorite right now in Vegas.

02:29:54.000 That is so crazy.

02:29:55.000 I'm not mad at that.

02:29:56.000 I'm not mad at taking Aldo.

02:29:58.000 I want Conor to win.

02:29:59.000 I'm a Conor fan.

02:30:00.000 But I like money.

02:30:03.000 And Aldo's not a bad bet.

02:30:05.000 I see you look at me, Eddie.

02:30:06.000 Don't tempt me for a bet, my man.

02:30:07.000 Aldo's a bad motherfucker.

02:30:08.000 I just can't believe I'm hearing what you're saying.

02:30:11.000 What do you think?

02:30:13.000 I'm just fucking around.

02:30:15.000 Aldo is so goddamn good.

02:30:16.000 I can't imagine Conor would be a favorite when he's never fought anybody remotely as good.

02:30:21.000 I got my money on Conor.

02:30:22.000 McGregor, minus one.

02:30:24.000 Oh, Aldo's a favorite, dude.

02:30:26.000 Oh, it's moving around.

02:30:28.000 Well, look at it.

02:30:29.000 That's what it is.

02:30:29.000 Yeah.

02:30:31.000 Well, I think that it's a really fucking...

02:30:33.000 It's close.

02:30:33.000 It's almost even money.

02:30:34.000 That's a big spread, actually.

02:30:35.000 Hey!

02:30:36.000 Minus 120. It's a really good fight.

02:30:39.000 Thousand bucks?

02:30:40.000 I got Carter, you got Aldo?

02:30:41.000 Oh my goodness, what is going on?

02:30:44.000 Eddie Bravo became some crazy thousand dollar gambler.

02:30:48.000 Once you give him a bankroll, he's off to the races.

02:30:52.000 If Uriah Faber wins tonight, Eddie Bravo's gonna open up a school in your honor.

02:31:01.000 You're gonna be paying his mortgage.

02:31:04.000 He's gonna be getting you every month.

02:31:06.000 Imagine if you just keep chasing bad money and every month you owe Eddie another thousand.

02:31:12.000 What the fuck?

02:31:13.000 He texted me last night and asked if it was okay if he brought a check.

02:31:16.000 You were fucking with me, right?

02:31:18.000 Yes.

02:31:20.000 We did bring a stack of cash.

02:31:22.000 Stack-O-Cash.

02:31:23.000 Stack-O-Cash.

02:31:25.000 Damn, Musasi looks very good.

02:31:26.000 Is that your strip club money?

02:31:29.000 Yes, it is.

02:31:30.000 Can you walk into...

02:31:31.000 You're single right now, right?

02:31:32.000 No, I'm not.

02:31:33.000 I got a badass girl.

02:31:35.000 Nice fucking leg kick.

02:31:36.000 All right, then forget it.

02:31:37.000 What were you going to say, though?

02:31:38.000 I like to have a good time, though.

02:31:40.000 No, if you were single...

02:31:41.000 Let's not get it twisted.

02:31:44.000 If you weren't committed...

02:31:47.000 I was going to ask you if going to a strip club was something you'd like to do because it's just...

02:31:53.000 No, I hate it.

02:31:54.000 Oh, you hate it?

02:31:54.000 I hate it.

02:31:55.000 You hate strip clubs?

02:31:55.000 Yeah, I can't stand them.

02:31:56.000 Okay.

02:31:57.000 They make no sense.

02:31:59.000 It's fantasy land.

02:32:00.000 It's fantasy land.

02:32:00.000 I just go to a car and I pick up a hot chick.

02:32:02.000 It's a club where you walk in and the girls are staring at you.

02:32:05.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:32:06.000 And you can't look at them because you don't want them to fucking ask you for a lap dance.

02:32:09.000 It's a Twilight Zone.

02:32:11.000 Guys, they love that shit.

02:32:12.000 All they do is honey dick you the whole time.

02:32:14.000 It's the only club.

02:32:15.000 Honey dick you.

02:32:16.000 It's all they're doing, bro.

02:32:17.000 You go to a regular club, no girls are making eye contact with you.

02:32:21.000 I disagree.

02:32:22.000 Maybe you.

02:32:23.000 I'm talking about the normal guy like me.

02:32:25.000 When they see a tall fucking UFC fighter, they're like, he fights UFC, oh my god.

02:32:29.000 Is that how they do it?

02:32:30.000 What's that face?

02:32:31.000 What's wrong with their lips?

02:32:34.000 People have palsy.

02:32:35.000 Are you UFC? They got Bell's palsy in the club.

02:32:39.000 I don't want that.

02:32:40.000 Oh, look at him.

02:32:41.000 He's beautiful.

02:32:44.000 Brendan, normal guys, not like you, okay?

02:32:46.000 I'm saying for me personally, strip clubs don't make sense.

02:32:48.000 I go to a bar, I meet a nice girl, and we have a fun time.

02:32:51.000 Whoa.

02:32:52.000 That's a great answer.

02:32:54.000 Thanks, man.

02:32:54.000 That's a good answer.

02:32:55.000 Well, there's a lot of people that are normal guys that feel the same way.

02:32:58.000 There's a lot of people that just get upset at the whole process.

02:33:00.000 Yeah, I don't want shit stains on my t-shirt, man.

02:33:02.000 Them rubbing their ass on me and shit.

02:33:04.000 Strip clubs need that Fogo de Chow red-green button.

02:33:08.000 That's a good point.

02:33:10.000 That's a good point.

02:33:12.000 That's brilliant.

02:33:12.000 Someone needs to do a combination of Fogo de Chow strip club.

02:33:14.000 Because it's exhausting.

02:33:15.000 They give you two chips.

02:33:17.000 One of them is pink.

02:33:18.000 And something else, and one of them is green and red.

02:33:21.000 Yeah.

02:33:21.000 So the pink, what would be pink and what would be the...

02:33:24.000 Brown?

02:33:25.000 Red.

02:33:25.000 Red for that, too.

02:33:27.000 Would you like a dance?

02:33:28.000 Pink means bring it over again.

02:33:29.000 Would you like a dance?

02:33:30.000 But I want to discriminate against my strong sisters out there that are also stripping.

02:33:34.000 So I guess it wouldn't be pink.

02:33:35.000 No, I appreciate the hustle.

02:33:37.000 I'm not mad at it.

02:33:38.000 I mean black girls.

02:33:39.000 So it can't be pink.

02:33:40.000 Well, that's why I said brown.

02:33:42.000 That's why I said brown.

02:33:43.000 Brown's probably good, too.

02:33:44.000 Yeah, brown's not bad.

02:33:45.000 Like brown and red, maybe?

02:33:46.000 Mm-hmm.

02:33:47.000 Meanwhile, Mousasi is just dominating Philippou on the ground, man.

02:33:53.000 Dominating him on the ground.

02:33:54.000 Every time we look over, he's on top.

02:33:56.000 How could you say that?

02:33:57.000 You guys aren't even watching the fight.

02:33:59.000 Nah, I've been watching enough.

02:34:00.000 Watching a little of this.

02:34:01.000 He's just dominating him.

02:34:03.000 Ground and punch.

02:34:05.000 Does he have a big following in Iran?

02:34:07.000 Do they have the UFC there?

02:34:08.000 Mousasi?

02:34:09.000 Yeah.

02:34:10.000 Um, I don't know.

02:34:11.000 He's Iranian?

02:34:12.000 Sure, there's some.

02:34:13.000 From Holland, actually.

02:34:15.000 But Iranian heritage.

02:34:17.000 Ooh, hard elbow.

02:34:19.000 Oh, another one.

02:34:22.000 Good guard.

02:34:23.000 Oh, slice them.

02:34:25.000 That slicing elbow is so nasty.

02:34:27.000 Trouble, right?

02:34:28.000 Goes across you.

02:34:29.000 Very good passer.

02:34:31.000 He gets a top half easily.

02:34:36.000 Yeah, he's got a strong ground game.

02:34:40.000 That Henderson fight was sad to see, man.

02:34:42.000 I agree.

02:34:43.000 Sad to see Henderson get rocked so easy.

02:34:45.000 Yeah.

02:34:45.000 I was like, this doesn't even seem like the same guy.

02:34:48.000 Like, Henderson used to be able to just...

02:34:51.000 When?

02:34:51.000 Did he just fight?

02:34:51.000 He just knocked out Henderson the first round, which Sassi did.

02:34:55.000 Oh.

02:34:55.000 Henderson used to be able to take, like, the most insane amount of punishment.

02:34:59.000 Yeah.

02:34:59.000 Musashi seemed to almost feel bad about that Henderson fight.

02:35:02.000 I know.

02:35:03.000 It's also Henderson's first fight post TRT because he was on the TRT when he fought Shogun.

02:35:09.000 That was like the last approved TRT. Well now he's fighting Tim Boach for the main event in New Orleans.

02:35:17.000 Yeah, that's kind of crazy.

02:35:18.000 Five rounds.

02:35:19.000 What was supposed to be the main event in that fight?

02:35:21.000 DC, Ryan Bader.

02:35:23.000 Oh, that's right.

02:35:24.000 Yeah, and then that became that.

02:35:25.000 That's weird.

02:35:27.000 That's a weird main event.

02:35:30.000 Yeah, I'm not jumping out of my seat for it.

02:35:32.000 Do they ever have backups for main events?

02:35:35.000 Like if they set up Weidman vs.

02:35:38.000 Anderson or whatever, would they have a backup 205er that trained, like having a training camp?

02:35:44.000 No, nothing planned.

02:35:45.000 But if they know a big time 205er has a fight down the road and he's training, they'll call him first.

02:35:51.000 Well, Rockhold said that he was going to prepare for Belfort to pull out.

02:35:54.000 Yeah.

02:35:55.000 That's just Rock Coleman.

02:35:56.000 I don't think the UFC's telling them.

02:35:57.000 Wouldn't that be smart?

02:35:59.000 You put together a fight, and then you designate a backup.

02:36:02.000 If you pay him.

02:36:04.000 Like the next guy in line, even.

02:36:06.000 You'd have to pay him some sort of percentage.

02:36:08.000 Otherwise, what's the point?

02:36:09.000 You'd give him some money, because then, if anything happens, it avoids disasters.

02:36:12.000 Dude, that's top on a fighter, though.

02:36:14.000 Hey, I had an idea.

02:36:16.000 You give him a fight anyways.

02:36:17.000 You give him a fight, an easy fight, and he's training for that.

02:36:19.000 He's on the same card.

02:36:21.000 And then if anything happens, boom, he just jumps to the main event.

02:36:24.000 Yeah, I got an idea.

02:36:25.000 Tell me if this is valid.

02:36:26.000 I was thinking last night.

02:36:28.000 I'm even going to call Dana and ask him about this.

02:36:31.000 Giving guys opportunities to have sponsorships, right?

02:36:34.000 Everybody's like, well, Reebok's the only sponsor.

02:36:37.000 Guys are going to lose money.

02:36:38.000 What about this?

02:36:39.000 What about guys release almost daily training footage?

02:36:44.000 Training footage sponsored by...

02:36:47.000 Whatever company it is.

02:36:48.000 So over a long period of time, like you're talking about a bunch of videos.

02:36:53.000 Say if you're training for a fight, you got six, eight weeks.

02:36:55.000 I don't know about you guys, but I fucking love watching training footage.

02:36:59.000 I love it.

02:37:00.000 I get inspired.

02:37:01.000 I love watching dudes hit the pads.

02:37:03.000 I like watching dudes do strength and conditioning routines.

02:37:06.000 I like watching dudes get exhausted.

02:37:08.000 I love I love watching training montages.

02:37:11.000 I think training videos are, like, really good.

02:37:14.000 And you don't even need, like, a narrator, really.

02:37:16.000 I mean, maybe, like, you could have somebody explain what's going on or have some text at the bottom, you know, 7.15 a.m., you know, West Side Barbell, you know, Matt Brown shows up for work, and then they're like, all right, let's go, let's go, let's go, and have a fucking flip the top.

02:37:31.000 Have that sponsored by whatever company.

02:37:34.000 For all 700 guys?

02:37:36.000 I don't think you could do it for 700 guys, but I think you could do it for a lot of guys, and I think, well, you might be able to do it for 700 guys, because people wouldn't watch.

02:37:44.000 People aren't going to watch, but they wouldn't watch.

02:37:47.000 What happens to the countdown shows?

02:37:48.000 Well, if they're not watching, then their sponsorship's not worth much anyways.

02:37:51.000 Countdown show, you're catching the guy talking to his kid on fucking iPads.

02:37:55.000 They show the countdown.

02:37:56.000 They show his training.

02:37:57.000 Let's show a little bit of it.

02:37:58.000 If you have 700 guys, who's going to watch Neil Magny's training?

02:38:03.000 I would watch that shit for sure.

02:38:04.000 You and I would because we're avid fucking...

02:38:07.000 Well, the hardcore fans are going to watch it for sure.

02:38:09.000 Well, he gets a sponsor, right?

02:38:11.000 He's getting sponsors, right?

02:38:12.000 He wouldn't get sponsors if it wasn't for...

02:38:15.000 The fact that he's in the UFC is getting some attention.

02:38:17.000 I do this already, Joe.

02:38:19.000 When I fought Travis Brown, when I fought Arlovski, I asked the UFC, I said, hey, I'm on the countdown.

02:38:24.000 They said no.

02:38:25.000 I said, cool.

02:38:26.000 Got a camera guy, got it sponsored by a company who paid me, followed me around for four weeks.

02:38:30.000 I did my own...

02:38:31.000 Four series videos.

02:38:32.000 You're very smart with that shit.

02:38:34.000 You're very smart with marketing, man.

02:38:35.000 You're very smart with the t-shirt marketing for Fighter and the Kid.

02:38:38.000 You got great, cool t-shirts.

02:38:40.000 I can't tell you how many shows I show up at.

02:38:42.000 Dudes have Fighter and the Kid t-shirts.

02:38:44.000 That's awesome, man.

02:38:45.000 Super, super common.

02:38:46.000 Especially the Master Kim Taekwondo one.

02:38:49.000 That one's gigantic.

02:38:51.000 I brought you guys tanks.

02:38:52.000 I brought the Master Kim tanks that dropped this Wednesday.

02:38:55.000 Gigantic.

02:38:55.000 The Master Kim one is gigantic.

02:38:57.000 Yeah, as far as that, the whole Reebok and the sponge thing, I can talk about it on here?

02:39:03.000 Yeah, let's talk about it because Dana called you a liar and he said, and I know you're not a liar.

02:39:09.000 You know, I love Dana.

02:39:11.000 He's...

02:39:12.000 He's been my friend for a long fucking time, and if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't even be working for the UFC. If he quit, or the UFC got sold to someone else, I would probably stop doing it.

02:39:23.000 I really would.

02:39:24.000 Because I wouldn't really want to work in any other kind of environment.

02:39:26.000 Working for a ridiculous dude like Dana is probably the only way I could ever...

02:39:31.000 Be a sports commentator in the first place.

02:39:33.000 But I know you're not a liar.

02:39:35.000 So when he did that interview the other day and he called you a liar, I was like, this is a very unfortunate rift between you two that I hate.

02:39:44.000 It drives me nuts.

02:39:45.000 Well, the thing for me, I thought about it all last night.

02:39:48.000 It's actually been keeping me up.

02:39:50.000 Really?

02:39:51.000 It has.

02:39:51.000 And I talked to my dad about it.

02:39:53.000 Whenever I knew this stuff, I talked to friends and family.

02:39:57.000 And...

02:39:59.000 Maybe I'm not lying, but it does nothing for me to prove this and do all this stuff, because first thing first, I'm Team UFC, man.

02:40:06.000 I wouldn't have this platform, I wouldn't have this fame, or I wouldn't be able to make money that I'm doing now if it wasn't for Dana White and the UFC. So I'm not anti-UFC in the least bit.

02:40:14.000 So I was talking to my dad, and it was kind of bothering me.

02:40:18.000 And my dad goes, you don't know the grand scheme of everything.

02:40:22.000 Maybe it helps out other fighters.

02:40:23.000 Maybe you're the exception where you made great money and other fighters weren't.

02:40:27.000 And knowing me, he knows damn well how to co-sign on this.

02:40:30.000 Because I don't know the overall plan of this Reebok deal.

02:40:33.000 So if it helps the majority of fighters, I'm on board, man.

02:40:37.000 Like I said, I'm Team UFC. If it legitimizes the UFC with all the other major sports...

02:40:43.000 Programs?

02:40:43.000 I'm in, man.

02:40:44.000 I'm in.

02:40:44.000 You were just stating a fact, though, about your sponsorships.

02:40:48.000 And that's where it got weird.

02:40:50.000 Because he said you were a liar about your sponsors.

02:40:53.000 But I talked to Dan, so I don't know when that interview was.

02:40:56.000 I talked to Dan, and he called me and went over the sponsors.

02:40:59.000 And those sponsors that he read on the show, that's from a banner.

02:41:03.000 Those aren't sponsors.

02:41:04.000 Those are gyms that I train at.

02:41:06.000 Those aren't even sponsors.

02:41:07.000 And one sponsor that he said, I just think he was misinformed.

02:41:10.000 Someone misinformed him.

02:41:11.000 I've never heard of that.

02:41:12.000 That's not my sponsor.

02:41:13.000 That's not even a sponsor I work with.

02:41:14.000 I've never heard of it.

02:41:15.000 You have all the lists.

02:41:16.000 I mean, you gave it to me.

02:41:17.000 You gave me a list of all your sponsors and what you actually got paid.

02:41:20.000 Yeah.

02:41:20.000 Like, you have it.

02:41:21.000 I have proof I have tax returns.

02:41:23.000 It's not about that.

02:41:24.000 It's not about me.

02:41:24.000 That thing you sent me, was that a tax return?

02:41:27.000 That's the official breakdown, yeah.

02:41:29.000 Yeah, well, that's it.

02:41:30.000 That settles the argument.

02:41:31.000 Why don't you just release that?

02:41:32.000 Because I don't want to.

02:41:33.000 It's not about that.

02:41:34.000 I don't want to get into this pissing contest with Dana.

02:41:37.000 Too late.

02:41:38.000 You think?

02:41:38.000 Too late.

02:41:39.000 I disagree.

02:41:39.000 You're in a pissing contest.

02:41:40.000 Nah.

02:41:41.000 He pissed on you.

02:41:42.000 I saw him on that Landsberg show.

02:41:43.000 He basically pulled his dick out and peed all over you.

02:41:45.000 I agree.

02:41:46.000 So what am I going to do?

02:41:47.000 Go to war with Dana over this?

02:41:49.000 Like I said.

02:41:50.000 No, you don't have to.

02:41:51.000 Don't do anything.

02:41:52.000 I don't want to be the Tito Ortiz of this Reebok, you know what I'm saying?

02:41:55.000 Right.

02:41:55.000 I fucking love the UFC, man.

02:41:58.000 I love working for the UFC. There's a bigger picture here.

02:42:02.000 I might be the exception.

02:42:03.000 I feel like fucking Adam Sandler and Billy Madison when he's in class and he's all chlorophyll, more like borophyll, and thinks it's funny and no one says shit.

02:42:12.000 Well, I was the guy who went, borophyll, and every other UFC fighter said...

02:42:17.000 We like this deal.

02:42:19.000 And I was like, oh shit.

02:42:20.000 Alright.

02:42:21.000 That's not true though.

02:42:22.000 A lot of people don't like this deal.

02:42:24.000 This is a deal that a lot of people criticize.

02:42:27.000 That's fine.

02:42:28.000 You can't criticize.

02:42:29.000 But listen, the UFC is no different than Microsoft or an Apple.

02:42:34.000 You've got to crack some eggs to make an omelet.

02:42:36.000 So there's going to be some guys upset.

02:42:39.000 But in the grand scheme of things, it might be better for the overall concept of all the UFC fighters.

02:42:44.000 I don't know.

02:42:44.000 Maybe I'm the exception.

02:42:45.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:42:46.000 But it doesn't do me any good to release all this stuff and say Dana's wrong.

02:42:50.000 That's not what I'm about.

02:42:51.000 I'm about being part of something bigger than just myself, if that makes sense.

02:42:56.000 Okay.

02:42:57.000 Yeah, I mean, look, it's totally up to you.

02:43:00.000 I mean, you do what you gotta do.

02:43:01.000 And I don't have to do anything.

02:43:03.000 My life is great.

02:43:04.000 If somebody called me a liar, I would release the papers.

02:43:06.000 If I knew that I had everything on paper that would show that I wasn't a liar.

02:43:09.000 Like, it doesn't make sense to call you a liar.

02:43:11.000 It makes sense to ask you what you were getting paid, and then, well, can you send me that?

02:43:16.000 That's like a rational conversation.

02:43:18.000 But it gets irrational when someone calls you a liar when you know you're not a liar, and you do have the tax returns.

02:43:24.000 That seems to me like the rational response to that is to just show.

02:43:27.000 And then maybe you guys could have, like, okay...

02:43:29.000 I was wrong.

02:43:30.000 Okay, I didn't know that people were making that much money.

02:43:33.000 Because I don't know if you actually knew how much money guys like you, who are very clever with your marketing and really good at promoting yourself, how much they were making.

02:43:42.000 I obviously didn't talk to you about it.

02:43:44.000 No one talked to me, but...

02:43:47.000 What do you mean about the banners you said he was talking about?

02:43:50.000 And Dana doesn't owe me anything.

02:43:51.000 That's the thing.

02:43:51.000 Dana doesn't have to do shit, right?

02:43:53.000 He's the captain of the ship.

02:43:54.000 I'm just washing this thing, man.

02:43:56.000 I'm just a guy that works on the ship.

02:43:58.000 So for Dana being the captain, he doesn't owe me anything.

02:44:00.000 But if anyone just told me, said, listen, Brendan, it's not about you.

02:44:04.000 It's better for the UFC. Cool.

02:44:07.000 Cool, man.

02:44:08.000 I'm in a fortunate position where, listen, man, I don't ever have to fight again.

02:44:12.000 I've won.

02:44:12.000 I've won the game.

02:44:13.000 I'm not here to fight this fight.

02:44:15.000 I've won the game, man.

02:44:16.000 I don't ever have to fight again.

02:44:18.000 Do I want to?

02:44:19.000 Yeah, I do.

02:44:20.000 Do I have to?

02:44:21.000 Nah, man.

02:44:22.000 I don't have to do shit.

02:44:23.000 I have a successful podcast.

02:44:24.000 I have a successful merchandise business.

02:44:25.000 I surround myself with very successful people who are way smarter than me, like Joe Rogan, Brian Callen.

02:44:31.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:44:32.000 Brian Callen's not smarter than you.

02:44:33.000 I'll tell you right now.

02:44:33.000 Dude, he definitely is.

02:44:35.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:44:36.000 So for me, dude, I'm not getting this pissing contest.

02:44:40.000 If it's good for the UFC, it's good for Brendan Shaw.

02:44:43.000 Okay, cool.

02:44:44.000 Boy, that's not the answer I wanted to hear.

02:44:46.000 Damn, I know.

02:44:47.000 People want me to throw grenades, man, and that's not my fight.

02:44:49.000 I know, it's not my fight.

02:44:50.000 I know, I'm just kidding.

02:44:51.000 You know how it goes, brother.

02:44:52.000 I was the one who wanted to get you guys together.

02:44:55.000 I love both of you.

02:44:56.000 I wanted to get you guys together and stop all this fucking dick-waving bullshit.

02:44:59.000 I would love that, man.

02:45:01.000 I'd love to just sit down with him.

02:45:02.000 Maybe we can do it.

02:45:04.000 Yeah.

02:45:04.000 Meanwhile, we got the fucking main event coming up here.

02:45:07.000 Ooh!

02:45:08.000 We're running out of time on this three-hour podcast.

02:45:10.000 Oh, are we really?

02:45:10.000 Yeah, I just gotta reset everything so we don't...

02:45:12.000 Okay, let's reset it now.

02:45:13.000 Abby!

02:45:14.000 We'll be right back, folks.

02:45:15.000 We're gonna reset this for the main event.

The Joe Rogan Experience - May 16, 2015

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - May 16, 2015 (Part 1)

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