The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion

00:00:00.000 I like these two.

00:00:01.000 Five, four, three, two, uno.

00:00:09.000 Yes!

00:00:10.000 Hey, everybody.

00:00:11.000 I'm still out of breath.

00:00:12.000 Yeah.

00:00:13.000 Brendan Schaub and Brian Callan were engaged in some shenanigans when I got here.

00:00:17.000 Sunday Rough House.

00:00:18.000 Sunday Rough House.

00:00:19.000 I was trying to chill.

00:00:20.000 I was poking the bear.

00:00:21.000 I had too much coffee, and I got into his face, and then he decided to chase me.

00:00:28.000 Oh, yeah.

00:00:29.000 I'll be on my Instagram story if you want to watch a couple tap outs.

00:00:33.000 Yeah, that was not right.

00:00:34.000 You had a tap?

00:00:35.000 Well, I got a fucking huge rug burn on my fucking forehead now.

00:00:39.000 That's what I'm proud of.

00:00:40.000 Well, that's what happens.

00:00:42.000 What kind of shit fucking production is this?

00:00:44.000 Look at this.

00:00:45.000 Who's running the cameras over there in England?

00:00:48.000 They showed Niner in the background.

00:00:50.000 They're lifting up the fucking curtain that's covering the monitors.

00:00:55.000 Whoever did that sucks.

00:00:56.000 This is what happens.

00:00:57.000 And the UFC got rid of all the old guys.

00:01:00.000 Now you got new guys over there in England, too.

00:01:03.000 Or wherever the fuck they are.

00:01:04.000 Stockholm.

00:01:06.000 So Eddie Bravo can't be here, folks, because he's on the other side of the world.

00:01:10.000 The flat world for him.

00:01:11.000 That shit is ironic.

00:01:12.000 The flat world.

00:01:13.000 Where is he right now?

00:01:14.000 I don't think he necessarily says the earth is flat.

00:01:17.000 He's never necessarily said it.

00:01:18.000 He just says things like, I don't know.

00:01:21.000 Bro, take a look at it.

00:01:22.000 When you look into it.

00:01:24.000 I'm not saying it's round.

00:01:26.000 I'm not saying it's flat.

00:01:27.000 What's amazing though is the angry flat earth people when you even post something like that.

00:01:32.000 Oh my god.

00:01:33.000 They get so mad.

00:01:34.000 But don't you think you're being trolled for the most part?

00:01:36.000 No.

00:01:37.000 No.

00:01:37.000 Really?

00:01:38.000 I think people are that fucking stupid.

00:01:40.000 I think there's a bunch of meth babies out there.

00:01:42.000 I think there's a bunch of dummies who were eating nothing but sugar and they had kids and these kids are stupid as fuck.

00:01:50.000 That's fair.

00:01:51.000 It might be true.

00:01:51.000 It's fair.

00:01:52.000 I think there's like a few trolling, but in general, the mass of those morons, they believe it.

00:01:58.000 Well, a lot of people just don't have any idea of any kind of tradition of where we came to these conclusions.

00:02:04.000 So they think that history is starting right now with them.

00:02:08.000 You know what I mean?

00:02:09.000 There's a lot of laziness.

00:02:10.000 And there's also a lot of confirmation bias.

00:02:13.000 They have these ideas in their head and they don't look into them.

00:02:16.000 They're just not interested in really getting into it.

00:02:20.000 Well, you know, listening to that debate with Michael Shermer and Randall Carlson and Graham Hancock, if you listen to scientists and smart people, they're very careful about...

00:02:29.000 Mm-hmm.

00:02:48.000 And so then as Randall started unveiling more evidence and Graham started unveiling more evidence, it was one of those things where everybody kind of had to back up and go, okay.

00:02:55.000 Well, you can't say it didn't happen because of all this stuff that we know did happen now.

00:03:00.000 And so it's very complicated when you start saying you know things.

00:03:04.000 And when you know almost nothing about science and space and astrophysics and all the different shit that you need to know to understand satellites and...

00:03:14.000 Ice walls, all this shit.

00:03:15.000 How about the way our mind works?

00:03:17.000 Like Tobolsky, what's his name?

00:03:18.000 I just listened to your podcast.

00:03:19.000 So I listened to a couple of his lectures back in the day on TED.com.

00:03:23.000 Like when he was talking about all the variables that lend themselves to how your brain works and who you are.

00:03:29.000 Good luck getting to a conclusion.

00:03:31.000 He's a staunch determinism believer.

00:03:34.000 I shouldn't say a believer because he's a scientist.

00:03:37.000 What he's trying to establish with people is that there's so many variables that go into you being you.

00:03:44.000 Biological variables.

00:03:46.000 Variables, genetic variables, variables in terms of like what genes are turned on by stress when your mother has you in the womb.

00:03:53.000 Yeah, there's so much shit that goes into you being a person.

00:03:56.000 And so, you know, what he's saying is like when we look back on today and we look back at people being punished for certain things that they did and being imprisoned, we're going to think it's absolutely barbaric.

00:04:06.000 He's like when real neurologists Firmly established the actual science behind human behavior.

00:04:12.000 Meaning that we don't really have free will.

00:04:16.000 Our behavior is dictated by our biology and our machinery, right?

00:04:20.000 Yeah, I mean there's gotta be some will, right?

00:04:23.000 Because like, why else are there inspirational memes that strippers put on their Instagram page?

00:04:28.000 There's gotta be some reason why they're trying to rise above.

00:04:35.000 They're trying.

00:04:38.000 And you can get inspired, right?

00:04:41.000 But you see, this is where the free will argument kind of hits a bump in the road.

00:04:41.000 Yes.

00:04:46.000 Because you can get inspired by shit.

00:04:48.000 And when you do get inspired by shit, it can improve your life.

00:04:51.000 For how long, though, right?

00:04:52.000 Yeah, well, it depends.

00:04:54.000 It makes some changes.

00:04:55.000 What's that old expression is that inspiration is like bathing, it's effective, but you need to do it daily?

00:04:59.000 Yeah.

00:05:00.000 Yeah.

00:05:01.000 Or how about the fact that punishment...

00:05:02.000 It's the first time I've ever heard that.

00:05:03.000 Yeah.

00:05:04.000 Gotta read a little bit every now and then.

00:05:05.000 Yeah.

00:05:06.000 Punishment doesn't...

00:05:07.000 I mean, that's some old school shit, man.

00:05:10.000 I just found my tattoo.

00:05:11.000 I'm getting that as a tattoo.

00:05:12.000 You should.

00:05:13.000 On your dick.

00:05:15.000 On my dong.

00:05:16.000 That's a bold move.

00:05:18.000 Guys tattoo their dicks.

00:05:19.000 I'll do it.

00:05:20.000 I'll do it for attention.

00:05:22.000 Never.

00:05:22.000 What would you do?

00:05:24.000 Would you tattoo your dick black?

00:05:26.000 Just all black.

00:05:27.000 Just a black band.

00:05:28.000 Half black.

00:05:29.000 You know how some people do that?

00:05:29.000 They get their whole arm black.

00:05:31.000 That's a weird move.

00:05:31.000 I thought it was because they messed up and they're like, I better just cover everything and go black.

00:05:36.000 For some people, they do do it for that.

00:05:36.000 But no.

00:05:38.000 And some people do it because they just want their whole arm to be black.

00:05:41.000 Yeah.

00:05:42.000 Some people, bands can look good, and then there are people that just get random shit, like a Cadillac.

00:05:48.000 You know what I mean?

00:05:48.000 Or a doll.

00:05:49.000 Well, how about Travis Barker?

00:05:50.000 He's got everything.

00:05:51.000 You name it, he's got it.

00:05:52.000 He's like, oh yeah, I got that tattoo.

00:05:53.000 Just a doodle pad.

00:05:54.000 He's got a tattoo, a Cadillac tattoo on his neck.

00:05:56.000 Cadillac sign on his throat.

00:05:57.000 He has a guy, I think he's a guy's cartoon, or I forget the guy's name, but he'll have two of them work on him at the same time.

00:06:03.000 Jesus Christ.

00:06:04.000 Both on his back, just doing work.

00:06:05.000 Dude's like that, like, run out of canvas.

00:06:07.000 Like, he's kind of running out of canvas.

00:06:09.000 Yeah, that stains his face.

00:06:11.000 I didn't know his whole head is done.

00:06:12.000 Jesus.

00:06:13.000 Top of his whole head is done.

00:06:14.000 But a lot, I mean, he's had a lot of those tattoos, but remember he got in that plane crash and he had, like, third degree burns all over his body?

00:06:20.000 Oh, yeah.

00:06:20.000 So I remember he got a lot of them after that.

00:06:22.000 Wow.

00:06:23.000 Yeah, he covered kind of that bullshit.

00:06:24.000 Yeah, that was a fucking crazy story.

00:06:27.000 Insane, man.

00:06:27.000 He survives with that guy, DJ AM, and then the guy kills himself afterwards.

00:06:31.000 Well, he was really fucked up, right?

00:06:33.000 Drugs, yeah.

00:06:34.000 Drugs.

00:06:34.000 But he was a little fine before then, and then goes to the hospital, and then, you know, you're on the medication, then you relapse.

00:06:40.000 Yep.

00:06:40.000 I know a woman who...

00:06:42.000 Got injured like that and then she was, they put her on morphine and she has to basically battle a morphine addiction the rest of her life.

00:06:50.000 You know, she said, I will always be addicted to opiates.

00:06:53.000 I'll always want heroin.

00:06:54.000 Well, you don't have to be, but yeah.

00:06:55.000 Well, no, I'm saying she's got that urge all the time, you know?

00:06:58.000 Well, you got that urge when you had your nose fixed, right?

00:07:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:07:01.000 Out of issue.

00:07:02.000 But, you know.

00:07:03.000 What's it like?

00:07:04.000 You just want them all the time.

00:07:06.000 Like, what is it like when you say you want them?

00:07:07.000 Like, what's the feeling?

00:07:09.000 Like, the same feeling as, like, if you crave something, like, you're constantly craving it.

00:07:15.000 Like, I'm good right now.

00:07:16.000 I'd be so much better if I had an Oxycontin, you know?

00:07:19.000 Wow.

00:07:20.000 Yeah.

00:07:20.000 Like this.

00:07:21.000 Or we'd be going out, like, it's going to be fun.

00:07:23.000 It'd be so much fun if I just had one Oxycontin, though.

00:07:26.000 Wow.

00:07:27.000 Yeah.

00:07:27.000 And then you just start doing this, you know, like, damn, I'm doing this for everything.

00:07:31.000 You were just Oxy-ing up.

00:07:33.000 Non-stop.

00:07:34.000 Wow.

00:07:35.000 And they're so easy to get.

00:07:37.000 Jesus Christ.

00:07:38.000 So no one ever questioned you when you wanted to get a refill or anything like that?

00:07:41.000 No, because the doctor was like, hey, I'm hip, I'm cool, here's like 300. You know, like a shitload of them.

00:07:47.000 He liked you because you were a UFC guy?

00:07:49.000 Yeah, we were boys, yeah.

00:07:51.000 Oh, boy.

00:07:51.000 A friend of mine to this day, yeah.

00:07:53.000 Jesus Christ.

00:07:54.000 Did you ever tell him, hey, fuckface, you kind of turned me into an addict.

00:07:58.000 No, I kind of blame myself.

00:07:59.000 Yeah, well, that's good.

00:08:00.000 That's healthy of you.

00:08:01.000 Well, that was like Smashing Machine when they went to do that.

00:08:04.000 That thing on Mark Kerr.

00:08:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:08:06.000 They didn't expect...

00:08:07.000 I know the guys who made it.

00:08:08.000 They didn't know it was going to take that turn.

00:08:10.000 Well, they went to get him, like, right when the water went over the top.

00:08:15.000 Like, right when he crested over the top.

00:08:17.000 That's the documentary on Mark Kerr?

00:08:18.000 I've never seen it.

00:08:19.000 It's really good.

00:08:20.000 It's insane.

00:08:20.000 It's really good.

00:08:21.000 Because they went to document the greatest fighter on Earth.

00:08:25.000 Because Kerr was this just juice machine.

00:08:28.000 How long ago was this made?

00:08:29.000 Shit, man.

00:08:30.000 Early 2000s?

00:08:31.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:08:32.000 So Mark wrestled at 188. That makes sense.

00:08:35.000 I think it might have been, because I remember you and I... Talking to him in 1997, and he was 260. He had just kneed that Ranger in the face.

00:08:45.000 Yeah, Ranger Stott.

00:08:46.000 Yep.

00:08:46.000 And then I said, you wrestled at 188?

00:08:49.000 He said, yeah.

00:08:50.000 I said, what do you weigh now?

00:08:50.000 He goes, 260. Put a little Miracle-Gro in my cereal every morning.

00:08:53.000 And I was like, God damn.

00:08:55.000 Steroids look good on him.

00:08:56.000 Steroids look very good on him.

00:08:57.000 Oh, they looked amazing on him.

00:08:59.000 Yep.

00:09:00.000 He's gay, too, or no?

00:09:01.000 Is that an accusation?

00:09:03.000 I don't know.

00:09:04.000 I hope so.

00:09:04.000 All I know is I hope so.

00:09:06.000 A wonderful man.

00:09:07.000 A really nice man.

00:09:08.000 I hope he's gay.

00:09:10.000 What's going on here?

00:09:12.000 So who are these gentlemen?

00:09:12.000 The guy with the writing on his arm.

00:09:14.000 Herman.

00:09:14.000 430 right now.

00:09:15.000 Hermanson.

00:09:16.000 Hermanson and Nicholson.

00:09:18.000 And the 428, 427, 426, 425 in round one if you want to sync up.

00:09:23.000 You look at the fighters on this card and it's a fucking good luck with this spelling bee.

00:09:27.000 Look at them back then.

00:09:28.000 Look at that.

00:09:28.000 Jesus Christ.

00:09:29.000 God.

00:09:30.000 Look at those delts.

00:09:32.000 Those delts.

00:09:32.000 It was so big.

00:09:33.000 Oh my God.

00:09:34.000 He was so bad.

00:09:35.000 And he'd wear American flag shorts that were just amazing.

00:09:40.000 Look at that.

00:09:42.000 They called him the specimen, right?

00:09:44.000 Well, they started out calling him the specimen, then they started calling him the smashing machine.

00:09:49.000 When he fought...

00:09:51.000 I forget who he fought.

00:09:52.000 Dan Bobish.

00:09:53.000 Dan Bobish.

00:09:54.000 He got Dan Bobish down, and he submitted him by shoving his chin in his eyeball.

00:10:01.000 He put his chin in his eye socket and just grabbed the back of his neck and just fucking forced his chin into his eyeball.

00:10:07.000 Is that the biggest meathead move of all time?

00:10:09.000 All time.

00:10:09.000 It's up there.

00:10:10.000 It's a great meathead move.

00:10:11.000 I feel like you could do that bit of a move.

00:10:13.000 I mean...

00:10:14.000 No, it's a move for sure.

00:10:15.000 It's some meathead shit, but it's a move.

00:10:18.000 I mean, is it more of a meathead move than the can opener?

00:10:21.000 Because he submitted a guy with a can opener, too.

00:10:23.000 I feel like the can opener is a little more technical.

00:10:25.000 He jacks some dude's neck with a can opener.

00:10:27.000 How is it more technical?

00:10:27.000 You're just pulling on a guy's head.

00:10:29.000 Yeah, but you've got to get there in position.

00:10:30.000 I mean, if you're just staring like, fuck it, chin to eyeball?

00:10:34.000 Chin to eyeball.

00:10:35.000 There's no technique like my son would do that right now.

00:10:38.000 That's actually more technical than a can opener.

00:10:40.000 Is it or is it more barbaric?

00:10:41.000 It's more barbaric, for sure.

00:10:43.000 But, I mean, I guess that would be, well, this fight's over.

00:10:47.000 I guess this dude got Jack Mahamard.

00:10:50.000 Jack Mahamard.

00:10:51.000 I guess the big issue with 12 to 6 eyeballs would be if a guy was down and you eyeballed them right into the eyeball.

00:10:59.000 Yeah, this is more like a steamroll approach where it's just real slow pressure.

00:11:03.000 Just smush.

00:11:04.000 It bothers me that I can't do that to a man.

00:11:07.000 What are we looking at up there, Jamie?

00:11:09.000 Oh, sorry.

00:11:09.000 I thought you were showing us something.

00:11:11.000 I'm going to work on that technique.

00:11:13.000 You couldn't do that to a man?

00:11:14.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:11:15.000 I mean, you know, I just...

00:11:16.000 You kind of could.

00:11:16.000 A smaller guy could be.

00:11:17.000 I'm fresh off my wound.

00:11:19.000 My head still hurts from you fucking hurting me.

00:11:21.000 If you got Josh Martin on the ground and stuck your chin in his eyeball, I think you could submit him.

00:11:25.000 Yeah, there are guys I could do that to.

00:11:26.000 I don't know who that is.

00:11:27.000 I don't either, but I'll say yes.

00:11:28.000 He's a comedian.

00:11:30.000 Yeah, there are certain comedians I could do that to.

00:11:32.000 Yeah, I feel like you could do that.

00:11:34.000 Jay Davis might give you a hard time.

00:11:34.000 It's all a pecking order, isn't it?

00:11:36.000 Remember when Valentin's Overeem's brother, remember when he got the can opener on Ray Seffo?

00:11:44.000 You remember that?

00:11:44.000 Yeah, super old school.

00:11:46.000 Did he submit it with that?

00:11:47.000 Oh, yeah.

00:11:48.000 I'm pretty sure it was out of sight control.

00:11:51.000 Valentin Overeem submitted Randy Couture with a guillotine.

00:11:54.000 Old school, man.

00:11:55.000 Old school.

00:11:56.000 Yeah.

00:11:56.000 He just didn't have it like the Reem.

00:11:58.000 No.

00:11:58.000 Well, he would fall apart when the bombs started dropping.

00:12:02.000 When the going got tough, he's like, you know what, fuck this.

00:12:04.000 Check, please.

00:12:06.000 Check, please.

00:12:07.000 When you're Ray Sifo, who didn't, he was more of a striker, wasn't he?

00:12:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:12:10.000 To say the least.

00:12:11.000 Yeah.

00:12:12.000 So for him, I guess, getting caught in a can opener just as a function of just, like, you wouldn't get a high-level jiu-jitsu guy in a can opener, would you, or would you?

00:12:18.000 I mean, there's some situations, but I highly doubt it.

00:12:21.000 I mean, maybe a super gorilla like Mark Kerr could get a good black belt in one if, like, he just could, the guy just could not get out.

00:12:28.000 If it's exhausting.

00:12:28.000 Yeah, and if Mark gets a hold of your neck, like, he's just going to rip your ligaments apart.

00:12:33.000 Your tendons and ligament.

00:12:34.000 Back then, he was so gorilla strong.

00:12:37.000 I mean, it didn't even make any sense.

00:12:38.000 Yeah.

00:12:39.000 He was so stupid strong.

00:12:40.000 And you're not used to it.

00:12:41.000 Like, if it caught you off guard, like I had Ron Waterman literally take my face and smash it between his tits.

00:12:49.000 And I had to tap out.

00:12:53.000 Do you know how big Ron Waterman is?

00:12:54.000 He's huge.

00:12:56.000 He's all tan.

00:12:57.000 Literally took his titties.

00:12:58.000 When was this?

00:12:59.000 Smashed my face.

00:13:00.000 When Crow Cop fucked him up.

00:13:02.000 Soccer kicked him in the face.

00:13:03.000 Yeah, that was one of the first, like, Crow Cop becoming Crow Cop fights.

00:13:08.000 When Crow Cop started learning takedown defense, motherfuckers got terrified.

00:13:12.000 Oh, my God.

00:13:13.000 Oh, my God.

00:13:14.000 I basically titty-fucked him with my nose and I tapped out.

00:13:17.000 Oh, no.

00:13:19.000 Do you know what's funny is when you see...

00:13:20.000 That's what happened.

00:13:22.000 It was so embarrassing, and Shane goes, Shane Carman, it's just three of us in the room, and Shane Carman goes, damn.

00:13:29.000 Damn, man.

00:13:30.000 And I go, have you ever tapped that?

00:13:32.000 He goes, uh-uh, not like that.

00:13:34.000 You're looking for some kind of camaraderie?

00:13:36.000 And there was just dead silence, and I was just this pussy of the day.

00:13:41.000 Maybe come back next week.

00:13:42.000 Do you know what's funny is when guys who've never had any combat experience, especially with wrestling, get caught up with a guy who has experience.

00:13:51.000 Dove had never had any wrestling, and he grabbed onto Mayhem Miller.

00:13:54.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:13:55.000 And Jason was kind of showing him.

00:13:57.000 We're all on a wood floor.

00:13:59.000 And Jason started showing him just a couple of things where Dove was grabbing him.

00:14:03.000 And Dove was so kind of...

00:14:05.000 And he's boxed, so he knows the difference with striking.

00:14:07.000 But he called me up the next day, and he said...

00:14:09.000 It's very difficult for me to get my head around this.

00:14:11.000 I said, what?

00:14:12.000 He said, to be that dominated by another man that easily, and to realize that I could just be...

00:14:17.000 Does Dove have a mirror in his house?

00:14:19.000 No, no, no, no.

00:14:20.000 Does he ever take off his clothes and look in the mirror?

00:14:22.000 No, no, no.

00:14:22.000 He knows better.

00:14:23.000 He knows better, but he's not a bad boxer for an actor or a comedian.

00:14:26.000 He knows better.

00:14:27.000 Mayhem Miller, though.

00:14:29.000 Yeah, but they're...

00:14:29.000 Verdun Black Belt.

00:14:31.000 Does he ever look at his arms and be honest about what's going on, though?

00:14:31.000 Yeah.

00:14:34.000 Dove will punch you in the face.

00:14:36.000 Dove is a good boxer.

00:14:37.000 Good luck with that.

00:14:37.000 He spars a lot.

00:14:38.000 Good luck with that.

00:14:39.000 Dove is not a bad boxer for an actor.

00:14:42.000 Mayhem Miller, especially at his prime, Mayhem was a monster.

00:14:48.000 Mayhem was a bad motherfucker.

00:14:49.000 I really feel like Mayhem just took too much punishment in his career.

00:14:56.000 And I think he also has some obvious mental health issues and demons.

00:15:01.000 I think it's more than that, brother.

00:15:02.000 Yeah.

00:15:03.000 Rough, rough upbringing.

00:15:03.000 Yeah.

00:15:05.000 I just think, you know.

00:15:06.000 Yeah, I like Mayhem.

00:15:07.000 We're talking about those factors, all those weird, you know, things you can't control.

00:15:07.000 He's such a good dude.

00:15:11.000 I think all that accumulated on him.

00:15:14.000 100%.

00:15:14.000 Plus, brain trauma, maybe.

00:15:15.000 100% brain trauma, man.

00:15:17.000 That Bisping fight was a motherfucker, dude.

00:15:19.000 Bisping beat the shit out of him.

00:15:20.000 It was before that.

00:15:21.000 Because going into that fight, I've never seen a Mayhem fight like that before he even took a punch.

00:15:27.000 I was like, what the fuck is he doing?

00:15:28.000 Well, that was a big fight for him because that was one of the first fights we had a lot to lose because he was on The Ultimate Fighter.

00:15:34.000 He was coaching against Bisping on The Ultimate Fighter.

00:15:37.000 Hey, man, see if you could pull up Mark Kerr submitting Dan Bobish with a chin to the eyeball.

00:15:41.000 I'd love to see that.

00:15:42.000 I was there for that one.

00:15:43.000 Were you?

00:15:44.000 Yeah, that was like 97. That was the early days of the UFC, and I remember thinking, oh, shit.

00:15:51.000 Do you remember that, dude?

00:15:52.000 When they would have it in a parking lot somewhere, and I would always come with you, and we'd just sit there, and it was just such a different thing.

00:15:57.000 Well, we were in Louisiana once.

00:16:00.000 You, me, and Ricky Rocket and Eddie Bravo.

00:16:04.000 Yeah.

00:16:04.000 Ricky Rocket was taking...

00:16:05.000 Ricky Rocket's a legit black belt under Machado's.

00:16:09.000 Legit black belt.

00:16:10.000 Like, rolls.

00:16:11.000 He's very good.

00:16:12.000 And I know you're a skeptical hippo face.

00:16:15.000 No, I'm good.

00:16:16.000 I'm listening.

00:16:18.000 But we were all in, like, Fox somewhere in Louisiana or some shit, right?

00:16:22.000 Where the hell were we?

00:16:23.000 Baton Rouge, maybe?

00:16:24.000 Baton Rouge, I think it was.

00:16:25.000 Something like that.

00:16:26.000 I remember just meeting you at the airport and just like, let's go!

00:16:29.000 And we just...

00:16:30.000 And I would just be walking around with these guys.

00:16:32.000 We were children.

00:16:33.000 Wrestlers.

00:16:34.000 You guys were just fans at the time.

00:16:35.000 You weren't working at it.

00:16:36.000 I was doing the post-fight interviews.

00:16:36.000 I was working.

00:16:38.000 Joe and I one time...

00:16:40.000 God damn, son.

00:16:41.000 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:16:42.000 I've been 20 years in the game.

00:16:44.000 Dude, Joe and I... A fucking minute.

00:16:45.000 I remember you and I walking like little school boys.

00:16:50.000 Randy Couture was sitting there being interviewed.

00:16:52.000 I remember this so well.

00:16:54.000 And you and I kind of addled up.

00:16:56.000 We kind of like...

00:16:57.000 Stood at a little bit of a distance and just stared at him.

00:17:00.000 And of course, you know me.

00:17:01.000 I was like, look at his shoulders.

00:17:03.000 He doesn't look that big.

00:17:04.000 Look at his leg.

00:17:06.000 He had a bulb on his knees.

00:17:07.000 The leg isn't that big.

00:17:08.000 And we're just looking at what a badass he was.

00:17:11.000 This body forged his speakers on the air.

00:17:14.000 You guys aren't around next weekend, are you, for this?

00:17:17.000 I am.

00:17:17.000 I leave Sunday night.

00:17:19.000 You're around Saturday night?

00:17:19.000 Sunday?

00:17:20.000 I live right Sunday night for Australia.

00:17:22.000 So Saturday night, we could do a fight companion for this?

00:17:24.000 That's a big fucking card.

00:17:27.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:17:27.000 Max Holloway.

00:17:28.000 I'm going to be in...

00:17:28.000 You know what?

00:17:29.000 Because I'm going to be in Irvine June 8th.

00:17:29.000 What is that?

00:17:31.000 Oh, I'll be here.

00:17:32.000 Yeah.

00:17:33.000 Yeah.

00:17:33.000 Dude.

00:17:34.000 Irvine June 8th, 9th, and 10th, everybody.

00:17:36.000 Come see me.

00:17:36.000 This is a legit fight.

00:17:38.000 Is it a legit fight?

00:17:38.000 Oh, my God.

00:17:39.000 Max Holloway has a legit chance.

00:17:42.000 I think Max wins.

00:17:44.000 You think so?

00:17:45.000 Really?

00:17:45.000 Yeah, I like Max in this fight.

00:17:47.000 Wow.

00:17:48.000 I don't like that.

00:17:49.000 You know, I don't know why he's not getting more respect.

00:17:52.000 I don't get it.

00:17:52.000 Max?

00:17:52.000 Yeah.

00:17:53.000 He's a fucking killer.

00:17:54.000 I think he's getting a ton of respect.

00:17:56.000 You don't think Max gets a lot of respect?

00:17:58.000 Not like he should.

00:17:59.000 Or the press.

00:18:00.000 I like the fact that he's willing to fight him in fucking Rio, too, man.

00:18:03.000 Max doesn't care.

00:18:04.000 He doesn't give a fuck.

00:18:06.000 Talk about just an incredible champion, though, Aldo.

00:18:09.000 Well, you know what, man?

00:18:10.000 Aldo's legacy and his reign is always going to be tarnished by that 13 seconds against McGregor, which is so crazy.

00:18:16.000 Ain't that a bitch?

00:18:17.000 Because you take away that fight, and he's got one brutal war with Chad Mendes, where he got rocked and stunned, which is a tough fight.

00:18:24.000 Talking about part two?

00:18:25.000 Yeah, the second one.

00:18:26.000 Might be one of the best fights of all time.

00:18:27.000 Great fight.

00:18:29.000 And then those are like the only hard moments he's had inside the octagon, really, other than like maybe round five against Ricardo Lamas.

00:18:37.000 Remember Lamas had him down and was doing a little bit of ground and pound in the fifth round.

00:18:41.000 But that was like Aldo was too drained, making that weight.

00:18:44.000 But he's smaller now.

00:18:46.000 You know, he generally looks smaller.

00:18:48.000 He definitely chose to slim down because he had unbelievably brutal weight cuts early in his career.

00:18:58.000 He was just too big for the weight class.

00:18:59.000 And so he just chose to slim his body down.

00:19:04.000 Your boy Vitor fights Nate Marcard on that card.

00:19:07.000 And that's his last fight in the UFC. And then he says he's gonna go elsewhere.

00:19:10.000 Time for the return of TRT. I can't wait!

00:19:15.000 He's going to Japan, son.

00:19:17.000 Godzilla Vitor.

00:19:17.000 And just...

00:19:19.000 He's gonna go to Japan and fight super heavyweight.

00:19:21.000 He's gonna be like 240 again.

00:19:23.000 I celebrate that.

00:19:24.000 And just tapping everyone with his chin in the fucking eye.

00:19:27.000 You can't find the chin in the eyeball thing?

00:19:29.000 Damn it.

00:19:30.000 Can you find it?

00:19:32.000 Mark Kerr?

00:19:33.000 I think it was in UFC 14, which would be on Fight Pass, which I'm signing up for.

00:19:37.000 Oh, okay.

00:19:39.000 Beautiful.

00:19:41.000 Yeah, man.

00:19:42.000 I'd like to see Vitor come back.

00:19:45.000 Juice to the gills?

00:19:46.000 Juice to the gills.

00:19:47.000 Him versus Crow Cop?

00:19:48.000 Heavyweight?

00:19:48.000 Rising?

00:19:49.000 Sign me up.

00:19:50.000 What's going on in Rising is like, it's all on the table.

00:19:53.000 You know, this is not, it's no funny business.

00:19:55.000 This is all on the table.

00:19:56.000 Do what you gotta do.

00:19:56.000 What's up, man?

00:19:57.000 Everything's good.

00:19:58.000 Just for recovery, bro.

00:19:59.000 Just working for recovery.

00:20:01.000 You need recovery.

00:20:01.000 It's important.

00:20:02.000 You need recovery.

00:20:03.000 You need yellow eyeballs.

00:20:05.000 Remember when Ben Johnson won the Olympics and his eyeballs were yellow because his liver was processing so much steroids?

00:20:10.000 Oh my god.

00:20:11.000 Oh my god, I just, I don't know.

00:20:13.000 I don't know.

00:20:14.000 The whites of his eyes were yellow.

00:20:16.000 Really?

00:20:16.000 What?

00:20:17.000 All yellow?

00:20:17.000 This was Ben Johnson this winter?

00:20:19.000 Goddamn X-Men.

00:20:19.000 Yeah.

00:20:19.000 Ben Johnson, the one who won the gold medal and was the first real publicly shamed steroid abuser.

00:20:25.000 Do you remember how fast he pulled away from Carl Lewis and everybody just, boom!

00:20:29.000 Well, do you remember what he looked like?

00:20:30.000 Oh, God.

00:20:31.000 Carl Lewis was on steroids, too.

00:20:32.000 Correct.

00:20:33.000 All of them were.

00:20:34.000 Ben Johns were just better.

00:20:35.000 He took it a little too much, though.

00:20:37.000 He took it to the top.

00:20:38.000 Looks like a Simpson.

00:20:39.000 I don't know what Carl Lewis was on, but I do know Carl Lewis tested positive for quite a few things.

00:20:44.000 When I started researching the history of doping, when I had Victor Conte on from the Balco scandal.

00:20:51.000 The ultimate snitch.

00:20:52.000 The ultimate super snitch.

00:20:54.000 He's the super snitch.

00:20:55.000 Of all time.

00:20:56.000 And then talking to Lance Armstrong and understanding, and then going into, I watched maybe five or six documentaries on drugs and sports.

00:21:05.000 You basically got your masters if you watch that many documentaries.

00:21:08.000 That's what I feel like.

00:21:09.000 I don't even think I got my college degree.

00:21:11.000 I'll watch three of them and be like, I got this.

00:21:13.000 I got a master's.

00:21:15.000 What I did take out of it was that, according to Victor Conte, all of the track and field athletes are dirty.

00:21:22.000 It's more prevalent in track and field than anything, right?

00:21:26.000 Weightlifting, track and field, 100%.

00:21:27.000 What he was saying essentially was that what Ben Johnson did was get caught.

00:21:31.000 But there was a lot of people that do it.

00:21:32.000 Not only were they doing it, but it was coordinated by coaches.

00:21:36.000 It was coordinated.

00:21:37.000 It was part of the game.

00:21:38.000 And I say this all the time, I think it's just part of professional sports.

00:21:42.000 It really is.

00:21:43.000 I'm not saying your favorite guy's doing it, But, you know, the odds are there's a lot of these guys that you see on TV are doing it.

00:21:50.000 Do you guys think that there's steroids in boxing?

00:21:52.000 Oh, for sure.

00:21:53.000 That's a serious question?

00:21:54.000 Dude, don't you understand that Shannon Briggs just got pulled out of his world title fight for testing positive?

00:21:59.000 But he's 45, so I get it.

00:22:01.000 He's 45. I'm not saying anybody's doing it, but I watched the Kell Brook-Earl Spence fight.

00:22:07.000 Great fight, by the way.

00:22:08.000 Amazing fight.

00:22:09.000 Amazing fighter.

00:22:10.000 Spence on it.

00:22:11.000 Athlete.

00:22:11.000 New world champion.

00:22:12.000 That's right, Doug.

00:22:13.000 That's right!

00:22:15.000 That was a tough fight for him, too, to go down there in his domain.

00:22:18.000 And he got kind of boxed up for the first few rounds.

00:22:21.000 I didn't have him win in those first few rounds.

00:22:22.000 When they brought up the scorecard, I'm like, God, I disagree.

00:22:24.000 I feel like Brooke is doing work.

00:22:26.000 Well, I agreed with, what's his face?

00:22:29.000 Steve Farwood.

00:22:30.000 Is that his name?

00:22:30.000 Steve Farhood?

00:22:31.000 I know what you're talking about.

00:22:31.000 Farwood?

00:22:33.000 He's the Harold Letterman of Showtime.

00:22:34.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:22:35.000 A lot better, though.

00:22:36.000 You think he's a lot better?

00:22:37.000 I like him better, yeah.

00:22:37.000 Harold Letterman's like, All right, everybody!

00:22:39.000 Here we go!

00:22:40.000 You know, I'm like, Jesus Christ.

00:22:42.000 It's not a bad impression.

00:22:44.000 That's actually pretty good.

00:22:44.000 It's so intense.

00:22:45.000 It's so intense.

00:22:46.000 That's a really good impression of him.

00:22:48.000 But that fight was great.

00:22:49.000 I had Kell Brook right in there.

00:22:51.000 Round seven, he was still doing work, I thought.

00:22:53.000 A round or two away, at least.

00:22:54.000 And then Spence just put it on him.

00:22:57.000 Those body shots were ruthless.

00:22:59.000 And his endurance is incredible.

00:23:00.000 Incredible.

00:23:00.000 Hey, my favorite part is if you go back and listen carefully to the corners, they both have the same game plan.

00:23:06.000 All right, we've just got to get him past the tenth round, and then we're going to put it on him.

00:23:09.000 Then you go to the other corner, let's just get past the ten, and then it's all you, baby.

00:23:12.000 And they're both saying the same thing.

00:23:14.000 Well, Kell Brook thought that Spence was just not experienced enough and didn't have it because he'd been knocking everybody out.

00:23:20.000 He's only done ten rounders.

00:23:22.000 Yeah, and his corner felt like Kell Brook cut too much weight.

00:23:25.000 It's a real thing.

00:23:26.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:23:27.000 So they were like, look, this guy fucking out of Golovkin at 160. Like, he's going to be struggling here.

00:23:31.000 Yeah.

00:23:32.000 It's interesting.

00:23:33.000 Very interesting stuff.

00:23:34.000 Ooh, Nordin Taleb.

00:23:34.000 Amazing fight.

00:23:36.000 Who's the boy fighting the man there?

00:23:37.000 That's a really...

00:23:38.000 Nordin Taleb is a badass fucking striker.

00:23:41.000 I do not know this gentleman, but he looks dangerous.

00:23:43.000 He looks fresh up the...

00:23:45.000 He looks like he's 18 years old.

00:23:47.000 Here it is.

00:23:48.000 Yes!

00:23:49.000 This is not the fight.

00:23:52.000 It's a different fight because that is not Dan Boba.

00:23:56.000 Look at the size of him!

00:23:57.000 Jesus Christ!

00:23:57.000 That's crazy.

00:23:58.000 He's so terrifying.

00:23:58.000 That's natural.

00:24:00.000 Dan Bobish is the guy to look at?

00:24:02.000 Yeah, Dan Bobish.

00:24:02.000 I forget who that guy is.

00:24:04.000 That guy's a karate guy, though.

00:24:05.000 He's wearing a karate gi.

00:24:06.000 He fucked up.

00:24:08.000 Yeah, that guy got super smashed.

00:24:09.000 Jeez, this dude's jacked.

00:24:11.000 Is that, um...

00:24:12.000 Moti Horenstein?

00:24:13.000 Ah, damn, how good is my fucking UFC memory?

00:24:16.000 That's legit.

00:24:17.000 This kid looks like...

00:24:18.000 I'll pull out Krav Maga guys from 1977. Have you seen this?

00:24:22.000 The 35-year-old fighting a 19-year-old here?

00:24:24.000 It's two different weight classes.

00:24:24.000 What's going on here?

00:24:25.000 Noreen Taleb is a beast, man.

00:24:27.000 Gotta check my head.

00:24:27.000 Oh, yeah.

00:24:28.000 35-year-old guy.

00:24:29.000 You gotta check your head.

00:24:29.000 Tri-star guy.

00:24:31.000 What are you doing to your head?

00:24:32.000 You're fine.

00:24:33.000 You look normal.

00:24:34.000 Why so worried?

00:24:35.000 Because he's an actor.

00:24:37.000 He's an actor.

00:24:37.000 Makes his living off his face.

00:24:39.000 Well, you don't have anything coming up, though.

00:24:40.000 Such an odd character, this Brian Cameron.

00:24:41.000 Strange bird.

00:24:43.000 Strange bird.

00:24:43.000 I deal with it every day.

00:24:44.000 He wants to fucking wrestle with you.

00:24:46.000 Jamie, you saw him.

00:24:47.000 I was just sitting down.

00:24:48.000 What is this Dove Davidoff talk?

00:24:50.000 Dove Davidoff is a tough guy.

00:24:51.000 He's a tough guy.

00:24:52.000 Like, what?

00:24:53.000 What the fuck are you saying?

00:24:54.000 Okay, so here's Dan Bobish, look.

00:24:56.000 So he gets on top of him.

00:24:57.000 Oh, fuck sea fighting.

00:24:58.000 Bobish was a tank, too.

00:25:00.000 A big ol' strongman lookin' dude.

00:25:02.000 So he gets on top of him, and watch what he does with his chin.

00:25:05.000 He's a bear.

00:25:06.000 He gets the chin.

00:25:08.000 I believe he pressed his face up against the cage.

00:25:11.000 He went for a head-on trying.

00:25:12.000 Yeah, now here it is, right here.

00:25:13.000 Right here.

00:25:14.000 Chin right to the eye socket!

00:25:16.000 Dude, you know how bad that would fucking hurt?

00:25:18.000 Look at this.

00:25:19.000 Smush!

00:25:19.000 Ow!

00:25:20.000 Ow!

00:25:21.000 And he's covering his eye!

00:25:22.000 Jesus fucking Christ!

00:25:24.000 Look at Big John McCarthy.

00:25:25.000 Yeah, that's where you want to quit.

00:25:27.000 That's a legit move.

00:25:29.000 I wonder if you can still do that.

00:25:31.000 The chin to the eyeball.

00:25:32.000 No one's ever said that, but no, you can't touch the eyes.

00:25:34.000 Yeah, but you're not touching it.

00:25:36.000 You're just holding onto his head.

00:25:37.000 You're sneaking the chin into the eye socket.

00:25:40.000 What'd you say, Jamie?

00:25:40.000 Recently?

00:25:41.000 There's another fight in a form that said it happened in two.

00:25:44.000 I don't remember the name.

00:25:45.000 Interesting.

00:25:46.000 That'd be eye gouging, correct?

00:25:48.000 There was a fight recently.

00:25:49.000 With your chin.

00:25:50.000 Sort of, but isn't it eye gouging when you shove your knuckle in there?

00:25:54.000 Yeah, which is also illegal.

00:25:55.000 But when you punch someone...

00:25:59.000 But that's not intentional, is it?

00:26:00.000 Sure it is.

00:26:01.000 You're trying to punch him in the eyeball.

00:26:02.000 You're trying to punch him in the face.

00:26:03.000 Chris Haseman beat Elvis Sinisek?

00:26:06.000 Yeah.

00:26:07.000 Elvis is a black belt.

00:26:09.000 That was a while ago.

00:26:10.000 That's interesting because Elvis is a Machado black belt.

00:26:12.000 What's this commercial?

00:26:14.000 But by the time you're in that position, you're like, what the fuck is going on here?

00:26:19.000 Christopher Walken, what are you selling?

00:26:20.000 Five calories.

00:26:23.000 What was the fight recently in UFC where the guy was covering the other guy's mouth so he couldn't breathe?

00:26:28.000 That happens all the time.

00:26:30.000 What a brutal, brutal...

00:26:31.000 All the time.

00:26:31.000 That's actually not...

00:26:32.000 I mean...

00:26:32.000 That's not that bad.

00:26:33.000 No.

00:26:33.000 BJ Penn used to do that all the time.

00:26:35.000 That's how he used to get guys to...

00:26:36.000 He would cover their mouth when he took their back and then they would try to stop that and then he would grab their arm with his leg.

00:26:43.000 Brilliant.

00:26:43.000 And then he would choke them.

00:26:44.000 Dan Anderson, Anderson Silva.

00:26:46.000 Everybody did that.

00:26:47.000 It's a common move.

00:26:48.000 Yeah.

00:26:49.000 Yeah.

00:26:49.000 That's pretty common.

00:26:52.000 You don't use it?

00:26:53.000 I tried doing it to Arlonski.

00:26:54.000 Does Dov Davidov use it?

00:26:55.000 Yes, Dov's a master.

00:26:59.000 Who's doing it there?

00:27:01.000 Chris Haisman and Elvis Sinisek?

00:27:04.000 That's the shit that holds your sport back a little bit once there's no holds bar TV. Oh yeah, this is no gloves too.

00:27:10.000 Yeah.

00:27:11.000 Elvis might not even have been in a black belt back then.

00:27:13.000 He's tapping.

00:27:13.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:27:14.000 He's tapping to the eyeball.

00:27:15.000 God.

00:27:16.000 Damn.

00:27:17.000 Chris Haseman also had a fucking wicked front leg sidekick.

00:27:21.000 He's one of the first guys in MMA that figured out how to use a front leg sidekick.

00:27:25.000 Well, that guy just fucking poked us out and had a flat top, so he gets the win there.

00:27:29.000 That's Haseman.

00:27:30.000 Yeah, flat top Haseman.

00:27:31.000 Speaking of eyes, did Kell Brook break the same orbital?

00:27:35.000 No, different eye.

00:27:36.000 Different eye, yeah.

00:27:37.000 Dude, he's got titanium, I guess.

00:27:39.000 Is that the titanium from Triple G? Yeah.

00:27:43.000 Yeah, he got poxed up.

00:27:44.000 God.

00:27:45.000 Maybe it's good to have two titanium eyes, and then you're fine.

00:27:47.000 Is the other one broken, too?

00:27:48.000 Did he break his left eye a little, too?

00:27:49.000 I feel like he did.

00:27:50.000 Yeah.

00:27:51.000 You had to take a knee.

00:27:52.000 Similar thing, yeah.

00:27:53.000 That was a bummer, man.

00:27:54.000 I mean, his eye was all flattened out, but he also could have been, like, really paranoid about it because of the triple G fight.

00:27:59.000 That's what I think.

00:28:00.000 Because he went through surgery.

00:28:01.000 He's like, look, I'm not losing my left eye.

00:28:02.000 As a fighter, that's in your mind.

00:28:03.000 It's always in your mind.

00:28:04.000 And, by the way, you don't know what kind of vision damage he suffered.

00:28:07.000 A guy like Bisping is tough as fuck.

00:28:09.000 He will tell you he's got bad vision in his right eye.

00:28:13.000 I mean, you won't hear someone commentate a fight or analyze a fight about Bisping, and he's also doing it with one and a half eyes.

00:28:20.000 It's well-known knowledge that he's suffering.

00:28:22.000 But what is the deal?

00:28:22.000 Because back in the day, if you had a detached retina or something, they wouldn't let you fight.

00:28:28.000 No, because he's got...

00:28:28.000 So I talked to him a little bit about it.

00:28:30.000 He's got oil.

00:28:32.000 Now, I don't want to fuck this up.

00:28:33.000 No, it's got oil in the retina.

00:28:36.000 So he can't really fix it yet.

00:28:38.000 Until he's done.

00:28:39.000 Yeah, because if he gets another shot, then it could do more damage.

00:28:41.000 And I don't know if they...

00:28:43.000 I think it kind of came out.

00:28:44.000 The thing with GSP, too, it's his medicals.

00:28:47.000 It has something to do with his eye.

00:28:48.000 It came out now.

00:28:49.000 It's out.

00:28:49.000 So what is that?

00:28:50.000 We talked about it.

00:28:51.000 He's got what's called a floater in his eye.

00:28:54.000 It's like a little bit of damage.

00:28:56.000 There's something going on with his eyeball.

00:28:58.000 And that was the holdup.

00:28:59.000 Everyone's like, oh, he's scared to fight.

00:29:01.000 I hate when people...

00:29:01.000 It's like, well...

00:29:02.000 The UFC knew about it.

00:29:03.000 Everybody knew about it, but they were hoping that they could fix it.

00:29:06.000 And I believe they gave some injections to his eye.

00:29:08.000 They tried to repair it.

00:29:09.000 It's not like threatening his vision.

00:29:11.000 It's not like a permanent issue.

00:29:13.000 It's a time issue.

00:29:14.000 Yeah, something that needs to heal.

00:29:16.000 This guy cut zero weight, and the other guy cut...

00:29:18.000 30 pounds?

00:29:19.000 Yeah, no.

00:29:20.000 I don't know, but I like the way that guy's throwing his old-school karate sidekicks.

00:29:24.000 To warm up?

00:29:25.000 I like Mark as a ref.

00:29:27.000 How old is this kid?

00:29:28.000 Did they say?

00:29:29.000 I think they said he's 19. No, he's 25. 20 new?

00:29:32.000 Wow.

00:29:33.000 Is he?

00:29:33.000 Yeah.

00:29:34.000 Oh, you just said he's 19. He's bathing his face.

00:29:36.000 Fighting out of his hometown.

00:29:36.000 But I mean, I'm sorry, sir, but...

00:29:39.000 Excuse me?

00:29:39.000 It's the UFC, B. Alright, but what's going on?

00:29:43.000 Who's the youngest guy to ever fight in the UFC? I want to say it's Dan Lozon.

00:29:47.000 I feel like it's Vitor Balfour.

00:29:48.000 I think Dan, no.

00:29:49.000 Vitor was 19?

00:29:50.000 Vitor was 19. I think Dan Lozon was 18. How old was Sage Northcutt?

00:29:54.000 20. Nordin Taleb, the guy in the red shorts, is a badass striker.

00:30:01.000 Amazing striker.

00:30:03.000 Very fucking technical.

00:30:04.000 Freak.

00:30:04.000 Super freak.

00:30:05.000 Super technical.

00:30:07.000 Look at that.

00:30:08.000 Beautiful movement.

00:30:09.000 Yeah.

00:30:10.000 He's elite.

00:30:11.000 Shit, this youngster ain't fucking around.

00:30:13.000 That's a back kick, guys.

00:30:14.000 It's a really bad back kick.

00:30:17.000 Tlaib laughed at it.

00:30:18.000 He's very karate-based, though.

00:30:19.000 You could tell.

00:30:20.000 But him throwing that kick.

00:30:23.000 You know, how old was Joe Lozon when he fought Jens Pulver on that short notice?

00:30:28.000 I'm going to say he was 20. He might have been the youngest I thought.

00:30:30.000 No, I don't think so.

00:30:31.000 Was he not?

00:30:32.000 I think he was 20. This young man's composed.

00:30:35.000 Oh.

00:30:36.000 They knocked out Jens Paul with a left hook, right?

00:30:39.000 Yep.

00:30:39.000 Uh-oh.

00:30:39.000 Look at that, and he's a huge underdog.

00:30:41.000 Yeah, huge.

00:30:42.000 God, Joe Lozon's still doing the damn thing, too.

00:30:44.000 He is.

00:30:45.000 He's a bad motherfucker, Joe Lozon.

00:30:46.000 Oh, yeah.

00:30:47.000 Smart as shit, too.

00:30:49.000 Super smart guy.

00:30:50.000 Yeah, I mean, easily could have been, like, some IT tech guy.

00:30:53.000 Really?

00:30:54.000 Yeah, but he's a junkie for adrenaline.

00:30:56.000 He's a beast video game guy, too.

00:31:00.000 This guy's definitely a Taekwondo guy.

00:31:02.000 Say that guy's name, Nkant.

00:31:03.000 I don't think it's Taekwondo, man.

00:31:04.000 I think it's karate.

00:31:05.000 I could be wrong.

00:31:06.000 But you know the problem with saying it's Taekwondo versus karate is it really depends on who's teaching.

00:31:10.000 Oh, that's a wheel kick right there.

00:31:12.000 That looks like Taekwondo.

00:31:13.000 Yeah.

00:31:14.000 But a lot of Shotokan guys, they throw kicks that way, too.

00:31:19.000 Ooh, Nordin's chewing up that leg.

00:31:21.000 That hurt him, too.

00:31:22.000 That bothered him.

00:31:23.000 Boy, Nordin is a much bigger man.

00:31:25.000 Much bigger man.

00:31:27.000 I mean, he's definitely more muscular, but I don't think he's much bigger.

00:31:30.000 He looks like he's much heavier walking around, his frame.

00:31:33.000 He just looks like he probably walks around at 200 pounds, whereas this guy walks around at 170. Well, he also looks like a man, whereas the other kid looks very young.

00:31:41.000 Do they keep advertising that Logan movie?

00:31:42.000 That shit is so depressing.

00:31:44.000 Is it?

00:31:45.000 It's Wolverine with cancer, eking through life.

00:31:48.000 He's a limo driver.

00:31:49.000 I'm not interested.

00:31:51.000 Spoiler alert, he's a goddamn limo driver.

00:31:53.000 Stop, don't do this to me.

00:31:54.000 Well, I'm trying to help you guys out.

00:31:56.000 Dude, a couple people told me that the Alien movie sucks, and I almost got my question.

00:31:56.000 You don't want to see it.

00:31:59.000 Who told you that?

00:32:00.000 I will piss down their throat.

00:32:02.000 It's the best movie I've seen this year.

00:32:04.000 Thank you.

00:32:05.000 I feel better about life right now.

00:32:06.000 I was so excited.

00:32:08.000 Me and you were crunk for that.

00:32:09.000 I'm so excited about it.

00:32:11.000 Dude, I'm a 15-month-old, so it's hard for me to see movies.

00:32:13.000 I got a babysitter.

00:32:14.000 I saw it open at night.

00:32:16.000 Standing ovation.

00:32:17.000 Yeah!

00:32:18.000 Bravo!

00:32:19.000 That's what I want to hear.

00:32:21.000 Good movie.

00:32:21.000 That's what I want to hear.

00:32:23.000 I cheated on my Twizzlers.

00:32:25.000 This kid is trying to get the takedown here with a weird move.

00:32:28.000 That's when you know shit's going on with the Taekwondo guy's like, fuck it.

00:32:31.000 Who knows, man.

00:32:32.000 Maybe he's got a good ground game.

00:32:33.000 You remember Gunnar Nelson?

00:32:35.000 Ooh, that's a beautiful trip.

00:32:36.000 There you go.

00:32:37.000 That's a beautiful trip.

00:32:38.000 Good pass, too.

00:32:39.000 Very nice.

00:32:39.000 Good pass, side control.

00:32:40.000 Gunnar Nelson.

00:32:41.000 Gunnar Nelson has that crazy karate style.

00:32:44.000 Gunnar Nelson was some sort of a karate champion before he was into...

00:32:46.000 Yeah, world champion.

00:32:47.000 He's a very good striker.

00:32:48.000 Oh, he heard him.

00:32:49.000 He heard Taleb.

00:32:50.000 What?

00:32:50.000 He heard him.

00:32:51.000 What?

00:32:52.000 This kid is composed.

00:32:54.000 In-camp.

00:32:54.000 Oh, shit.

00:32:55.000 I told you guys not to sleep on this kid.

00:32:55.000 We need to change his name.

00:32:57.000 Talking about pretty boy in-camp?

00:32:58.000 Dude, this kid's built like Dove Davidoff.

00:33:00.000 That's exactly right.

00:33:01.000 Brian won't shut up about their bodies.

00:33:04.000 That's all I think about.

00:33:05.000 God damn it.

00:33:05.000 Shut up.

00:33:06.000 Shut up, Brendan.

00:33:07.000 I have neurosis.

00:33:08.000 I have deep-seated neurosis.

00:33:09.000 I was breaking down your...

00:33:10.000 Oh!

00:33:10.000 Can I watch that back kick?

00:33:11.000 That's not what we practiced.

00:33:12.000 Not what we trained on.

00:33:13.000 He really telegraphs that back kick.

00:33:15.000 Yeah.

00:33:15.000 Don't move that front foot.

00:33:16.000 Just turn your shoulders, man.

00:33:17.000 Oh!

00:33:18.000 Headbutt.

00:33:18.000 Dude, you're running in there.

00:33:19.000 Careful now.

00:33:20.000 You should give him advice, B. I was breaking down you all on Whitaker and Brian goes, with those packs, you think?

00:33:27.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:33:28.000 You know what?

00:33:28.000 I'm going to do this another time.

00:33:29.000 I wasn't wearing pants either.

00:33:33.000 Oh, this kid.

00:33:34.000 Oh, look at this fucking exchange.

00:33:36.000 Dude!

00:33:36.000 Good exchange of knees here.

00:33:38.000 This day and age, you really don't get to the UFC unless you're fucking game game, man.

00:33:42.000 Like, anyone you see is going to be really, really tough.

00:33:44.000 The level's so much higher than it used to be.

00:33:46.000 You know what I'd be saying?

00:33:47.000 You know what I'd be saying right now?

00:33:48.000 I'd be going, you got 50 seconds!

00:33:50.000 That's what I'd be saying.

00:33:51.000 Control is posture!

00:33:52.000 Strong mission control here.

00:33:54.000 He wrapped that up real quick.

00:33:56.000 Hey, the kid definitely has ground.

00:33:58.000 The kid's really good on the ground.

00:33:59.000 Is that a rubber guard, gentlemen?

00:34:01.000 Yes.

00:34:01.000 Correct.

00:34:02.000 He's also going for an arm bar here.

00:34:04.000 The arm's way, way too high.

00:34:05.000 Way too high.

00:34:06.000 Look at the control belt.

00:34:08.000 His posture control's ridiculous.

00:34:11.000 You and I are going, it's out.

00:34:12.000 And Brian's like, Jesus, he's in trouble.

00:34:14.000 So close!

00:34:15.000 Got my blue belt in 2000, guys.

00:34:18.000 The game's evolved.

00:34:20.000 Did you get your blue belt in 2000?

00:34:22.000 Sure did.

00:34:22.000 Enzo Gracie.

00:34:23.000 Legit Enzo Gracie blue belt.

00:34:25.000 Do you think they would let you have it now if you went back to class?

00:34:28.000 They keep wanting to give me my purple, just honorary.

00:34:30.000 Do you think they would say, listen, man, you've got to go back to white?

00:34:33.000 I would volunteer that.

00:34:35.000 Does that ever happen?

00:34:36.000 Does anybody ever get demoted?

00:34:38.000 Do you ever get a purple belt and then...

00:34:40.000 That happened to me when I first got to Gracie Academy.

00:34:42.000 They made me wear a white belt for a long time.

00:34:43.000 I got a brown belt from someone else.

00:34:46.000 I was in a white belt for a while.

00:34:48.000 Who'd you have a brown belt from?

00:34:49.000 Amal Easton.

00:34:50.000 Wait a minute.

00:34:51.000 Amal Easton gave you a brown belt and the Gracies told you you have to wear a white belt?

00:34:54.000 That is insane.

00:34:55.000 Yo, it was just like for the first few weeks, just to see where my level was at.

00:34:59.000 But you're in a mall Easton brown belt.

00:35:01.000 That is very, very legit.

00:35:03.000 That's not like Freddie Mercury.

00:35:05.000 Some fucking dude in the Midwest.

00:35:09.000 I'm the other Freddie Mercury.

00:35:09.000 No, I'm not.

00:35:11.000 We have the same mustache, but we don't have a lot in common.

00:35:14.000 I don't have AIDS. When I trained in Brazil, too, they made me wear a white belt.

00:35:17.000 What?!

00:35:18.000 I feel like that's so disrespectful.

00:35:21.000 You have a brown belt from, you should say, from who?

00:35:24.000 Molly Easton.

00:35:24.000 Oh, okay, come on in.

00:35:25.000 Yeah, Henzo Gracie black belt.

00:35:27.000 It's so tribal, though, and it's so, you know.

00:35:29.000 Yeah, but that's the same tribe.

00:35:30.000 Yeah.

00:35:31.000 It's a Henzo Gracie black belt.

00:35:32.000 I think it was more just like, I don't know, I had no issue with it.

00:35:36.000 I literally did not care, but I would tell guys if they didn't know who I was, I was like, I'm not a white belt.

00:35:40.000 I'm just, like, I know where you're going, I'm not a white belt, brother.

00:35:43.000 He's like, no.

00:35:43.000 I'm like, mm-mm.

00:35:44.000 Look at my fucking ears, man.

00:35:46.000 Yeah.

00:35:47.000 Yeah.

00:35:47.000 But I mean, dude, that's just...

00:35:49.000 I don't understand that.

00:35:51.000 It was only for like two or three weeks.

00:35:53.000 Was this when you were in the UFC? Yeah.

00:35:55.000 Jesus Christ.

00:35:56.000 Everyone...

00:35:56.000 I mean, it's like most people knew, you know?

00:35:59.000 Right.

00:36:00.000 It just doesn't make any sense.

00:36:01.000 Yeah.

00:36:01.000 That seems really weird to me.

00:36:03.000 I went to that beginner's class and fucked them up.

00:36:05.000 No, I'm just kidding.

00:36:08.000 We have a new guy today?

00:36:10.000 I tapped me ten yellow belts.

00:36:13.000 I don't like you doing your move.

00:36:15.000 I don't like you doing that somersault move on me.

00:36:17.000 It's annoying.

00:36:18.000 What was that thing you just did to me?

00:36:20.000 Somersault move?

00:36:21.000 Yeah, he just...

00:36:22.000 I went for a flying camera roll.

00:36:23.000 Yeah, flying camera roll.

00:36:25.000 And that's where I sustained my head injury.

00:36:27.000 Oh!

00:36:27.000 He just got rocked.

00:36:28.000 Yeah, he did.

00:36:29.000 Great check left hook.

00:36:29.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:36:31.000 Boy, this kid's winging.

00:36:34.000 These guys are winning.

00:36:35.000 That's a great fight, man.

00:36:36.000 Brian Count, do you still have that Tesla?

00:36:38.000 Yes, I do, and I love it.

00:36:39.000 Is it broken down at all?

00:36:40.000 No, dude.

00:36:40.000 It's my favorite car.

00:36:41.000 I'll never have another car.

00:36:42.000 I'm a Tesla man.

00:36:43.000 Sam Harris' Tesla broke down twice on him.

00:36:46.000 What?

00:36:46.000 Hey, I love hearing that.

00:36:47.000 Left him stranded.

00:36:49.000 I love hearing that.

00:36:49.000 Yeah, he had like a full charge, and it said, pull over immediately.

00:36:53.000 Really?

00:36:53.000 Your car is not safe to drive.

00:36:55.000 And he's like, what?

00:36:56.000 That's annoying.

00:36:57.000 My Tesla's impeccable.

00:36:58.000 I'll never have another one.

00:36:59.000 I'm a Tesla guy.

00:37:00.000 Just like I'm a front foot side kick guy, I'm a Tesla guy.

00:37:03.000 Front foot side kick guy.

00:37:04.000 Yeah, I mean only in street fighting.

00:37:06.000 Because it's sneaky.

00:37:07.000 I haven't even opened up on Brennan with my kicks yet.

00:37:10.000 You know, I want to get an older Porsche, man.

00:37:12.000 That's what I'm in the market for.

00:37:14.000 You were talking to me about it.

00:37:16.000 Don't you fuck with those Targas.

00:37:17.000 Unless you like a car that makes noise when you drive it.

00:37:20.000 You hear the wind whistling in.

00:37:22.000 You want that?

00:37:23.000 Those things are shitty.

00:37:24.000 It's going to be fun, man.

00:37:26.000 This one's redone.

00:37:27.000 It has a bunch of new stuff on it.

00:37:29.000 Oh, you're going to get it.

00:37:31.000 Did I look at it?

00:37:32.000 Maybe.

00:37:33.000 Did I send that text from the dealer?

00:37:35.000 Maybe.

00:37:36.000 What year is it?

00:37:37.000 It's 88. Did you drive it?

00:37:39.000 No.

00:37:40.000 They drive like shit.

00:37:41.000 It doesn't matter.

00:37:42.000 This one's new.

00:37:42.000 It's a bunch of modifications.

00:37:44.000 Oh yeah?

00:37:44.000 Yeah, a bunch of.

00:37:45.000 If Brennan has something in his head, if he starts talking about it, it isn't going to happen.

00:37:50.000 Not with these older cars.

00:37:51.000 I've looked at a few now.

00:37:53.000 It's just like a weekend driver.

00:37:55.000 What do you recommend for a Porsche if you want to get a used one, Brent?

00:37:58.000 Well, 78. There's some really good used Porsches.

00:38:03.000 Even the early models, they're really fun to drive, but you've got to know what you're getting into.

00:38:07.000 Yes.

00:38:07.000 You don't want a lemon.

00:38:09.000 And those cars are really fickle.

00:38:14.000 Say if you're making a turn and you're on the gas, if you let up off the gas, they'll oversteer.

00:38:20.000 Like the back ass end of the car will come out on you.

00:38:23.000 It's a far cry from a new Porsche or something like that.

00:38:26.000 That 991 that you used to drive?

00:38:29.000 That is as modern as it gets.

00:38:32.000 I mean, those things are glued to the fucking road.

00:38:34.000 I agree.

00:38:35.000 But this one has some modifications.

00:38:36.000 It's going to be sick.

00:38:37.000 I like the old school vibe.

00:38:38.000 Dude, borrow my car for a day.

00:38:39.000 You'll throw that other car in the trash.

00:38:42.000 Your GT3? Yeah, you'll light that 1987 shitbox on fire.

00:38:47.000 Hey, bro!

00:38:48.000 What if I get that thing?

00:38:49.000 You can't hate on it.

00:38:50.000 Show up at the dealership with one of those things that dad uses to start a fire.

00:38:55.000 Nah.

00:38:56.000 You're gonna love it.

00:38:58.000 One of those Coleman grills.

00:38:59.000 Yeah, one of those things for camping.

00:39:00.000 Just squirt it all over the car and light it on fire.

00:39:03.000 Dude, I saw someone in a brand new GT3. It was Oh, the GG3RS? Yeah, they make them in purple.

00:39:08.000 It's fucking purple.

00:39:09.000 Those are dope cars, man.

00:39:11.000 They're so dope.

00:39:11.000 This thing was nasty looking.

00:39:12.000 Oh my god, it was sick.

00:39:13.000 They finally make them with a manual transmission again.

00:39:16.000 Finally.

00:39:17.000 The 2007...

00:39:18.000 Nordeen Taleb, side control.

00:39:20.000 The 2017s, you could finally get them with a manual transmission.

00:39:23.000 A lot of people are complaining.

00:39:24.000 Well, Porsche was trying too hard to just get lap times, and people were pissed.

00:39:29.000 And they were complaining, like, what the fuck?

00:39:30.000 This is a GT3. How come it's a double clutch?

00:39:32.000 How come I can't get it with a manual transmission?

00:39:34.000 So finally, they released this thing, the 911R, which was essentially like a GT3 without the wing.

00:39:42.000 Good luck getting that thing.

00:39:43.000 Dude, people are selling them for like half a million dollars and more.

00:39:46.000 They only made how many?

00:39:47.000 A hundred or something?

00:39:48.000 I think 911. I think they made 911. You're right, yeah.

00:39:51.000 The white with the stripes?

00:39:53.000 Yeah, but now they're saying that this new GT3, the manual one that you can actually just buy, is actually better than the 911R. Because the reason, the automatics, the PDK, it's faster than humans.

00:40:06.000 Yeah, there's no way.

00:40:06.000 So the track time, we can't keep up with it.

00:40:09.000 What do you mean faster than humans?

00:40:10.000 Well, like shifting, stuff like that.

00:40:12.000 The computer does it.

00:40:13.000 The computer's going to put better track times.

00:40:16.000 And it's instantaneous.

00:40:17.000 It has two clutches.

00:40:18.000 So it has one clutch that's in, like, say if you're in first gear, there's one clutch that's in first gear.

00:40:22.000 The second clutch is already engaged into second gear.

00:40:24.000 So as you hit it, it's instantaneous, like...

00:40:29.000 So you don't have to shift it.

00:40:31.000 It takes shifting out of the game.

00:40:32.000 You can have it in automatic and it'll shift for itself, or you can have it in manual and you shift with the paddles, but you don't have to push the clutch in.

00:40:39.000 So you're not pushing your left leg in.

00:40:41.000 That kind of takes away from the driving.

00:40:43.000 The manual fun of the driving.

00:40:45.000 If you didn't get automatic, my Porsche had those PDKs.

00:40:49.000 It was lame.

00:40:50.000 That's the thing about computers and stuff where they take out the tactile enjoyment and the timing and the human timing and all that.

00:40:58.000 It kind of makes it not that much fun anymore, I would imagine.

00:41:01.000 With a car, it really makes a big difference.

00:41:04.000 Unless you're on a racetrack.

00:41:06.000 If you're on a racetrack and you're just trying to get zero to whatever, zero to 60 times and make sure that your lap times are quicker, then you want something that shifts instantaneously.

00:41:17.000 But those are also to put up numbers, because if the new Viper, the ACR, compared to the new Porsche, the lap times, they don't want to look bad.

00:41:24.000 So they're going to put their best foot forward.

00:41:26.000 Well, the problem with the Viper is the Viper is a standard.

00:41:29.000 It's a manual transmission, but it's so fucking fast.

00:41:32.000 It doesn't matter.

00:41:33.000 They bring that Viper ACR to every track, and they go, hey, we're here to break the new track record.

00:41:39.000 Get the fuck out of the way.

00:41:40.000 We have the most ridiculous car America has ever built.

00:41:43.000 It's got wings all over it.

00:41:45.000 Jesus.

00:41:46.000 Dude, whenever we talk about this, the same guy shoots me a DM. He's like, it's a picture of the Viper.

00:41:51.000 Here it is, man, for this price.

00:41:53.000 I'm like, God, it's like a little devil.

00:41:55.000 He's got one?

00:41:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:41:56.000 So you're just drawn.

00:41:57.000 That is no lure to me.

00:41:59.000 You're drawn to a huge engine like that.

00:42:01.000 Yeah, Tesla's pissed me off.

00:42:02.000 Pull up Viper ACR. This is going to do nothing for Brian.

00:42:06.000 Listen, we're going to need this.

00:42:07.000 Which I don't get because you like masking stuff, B. I like masking stuff.

00:42:10.000 But then you drive a Tesla.

00:42:11.000 You've never driven one.

00:42:12.000 That's the problem.

00:42:13.000 You drove the Tesla and you're like, ah, now finally I know what it's like to have a great car.

00:42:17.000 It's got kick to a car.

00:42:17.000 It's got kick and no lag.

00:42:18.000 It doesn't even make sounds.

00:42:19.000 You fuckers don't understand about lag.

00:42:22.000 I don't settle for lag.

00:42:23.000 Lag?

00:42:24.000 Yeah, L-A-G. What lag?

00:42:25.000 It's a racing term.

00:42:28.000 I didn't know.

00:42:29.000 Look at this car, Brian Callum.

00:42:30.000 Look at this car.

00:42:31.000 Can you give him some volume?

00:42:33.000 Man, look at that.

00:42:33.000 Look at the aluminum on that bad boy.

00:42:35.000 And the vents.

00:42:36.000 It's got vents.

00:42:37.000 It's probably carbon fiber.

00:42:37.000 This is a guy who knows nothing about cars.

00:42:39.000 It's got a V10. A V10! That's 600 and something horsepower.

00:42:43.000 Nipple clamps.

00:42:44.000 Can we get some volume on this?

00:42:46.000 There's no volume?

00:42:47.000 You don't need volume.

00:42:48.000 Don't need volume.

00:42:49.000 It's just music, dude.

00:42:51.000 Why do you want volume?

00:42:52.000 It's just music problem.

00:42:53.000 Because you want to hear the...

00:42:54.000 I prefer an Asylum Assassin.

00:43:00.000 I call my Tesla the Asylum Assassin.

00:43:01.000 That ain't the car for you, B. Oh, my God.

00:43:03.000 Dude, this car...

00:43:04.000 Here we go.

00:43:04.000 Look at this.

00:43:06.000 You have no idea what this is like, Brian.

00:43:08.000 It's got a giant fin.

00:43:09.000 Brian, you have no idea what this feels like.

00:43:12.000 It's a bullshit car.

00:43:12.000 To be in a car that has this kind of power would change your life.

00:43:17.000 No way.

00:43:18.000 Oh, you don't understand.

00:43:20.000 If you drove that thing, it would change your life.

00:43:22.000 You'd get out of it, your hands would be sweaty, your balls would be tingling.

00:43:26.000 You'd have 13 times more testosterone than when you got into the car.

00:43:30.000 Nah, get that from deadlift, you fuckers.

00:43:32.000 Nah, it's science.

00:43:33.000 If you got in that car and then went and deadlifted, you'd be stronger.

00:43:37.000 Thank you.

00:43:39.000 I'm not kidding.

00:43:39.000 That car's so American.

00:43:41.000 That's so American.

00:43:42.000 God, that American car.

00:43:42.000 That might as well have an eagle and look like a Trans Am.

00:43:46.000 What's that going to cost me?

00:43:47.000 That's $150,000 probably.

00:43:49.000 Which is a good deal.

00:43:50.000 Which is a good deal for that type of car.

00:43:53.000 Tremendous deal.

00:43:54.000 You think of what the fuck that thing is.

00:43:55.000 It does look like an eagle.

00:43:58.000 Let's make a car look like an eagle.

00:43:59.000 It looks like a viper snake.

00:43:59.000 No, it looks like a viper snake.

00:44:01.000 I think they're going to discontinue it.

00:44:02.000 I think this is the last year.

00:44:03.000 That's what I heard too, yeah.

00:44:04.000 Which bums me out, man.

00:44:05.000 Me too.

00:44:05.000 I like the fact they're making something like this.

00:44:07.000 They say it's so much better than the Corvette.

00:44:09.000 We got three minutes left in this fight, boys.

00:44:12.000 Well, the new Corvettes are pretty badass, but they say that once you drive this, you go, oh, the Corvette's trash.

00:44:17.000 God damn it.

00:44:18.000 This is going to sound like a weird thing to say.

00:44:19.000 I feel a little bit like an asshole pulling up in that, though.

00:44:21.000 I feel like an asshole pulling up in my GT3. Nah.

00:44:25.000 But I do it.

00:44:27.000 We parked it out front, the comedy joints.

00:44:30.000 Is End Camp a...

00:44:32.000 Is he a...

00:44:34.000 Probably from Sweden.

00:44:35.000 Yeah, he's from Stockholm.

00:44:36.000 This is going to sound weird, but he's gotten bigger as the fights progressed.

00:44:39.000 I feel like he's just...

00:44:41.000 Somehow this rolls a return.

00:44:42.000 I feel like he looks like a Swedish Wonderboy Thompson.

00:44:45.000 Yes, he does.

00:44:45.000 I think all the blood that's in your dick is fucking with your vision.

00:44:48.000 Maybe.

00:44:50.000 It might very well be.

00:44:53.000 What are you trying to say?

00:44:54.000 And why is Taleb's shorts have been hiked and they haven't come down?

00:44:58.000 Yeah, he wants to show you what's up.

00:45:00.000 It's an interesting look.

00:45:00.000 Well, you can get the different cuts, B, you know?

00:45:02.000 Well, you know that that's the thing that Muay Thai fighters do.

00:45:04.000 They always pull their shorts up.

00:45:06.000 Yeah, but that stayed up.

00:45:07.000 That's interesting.

00:45:08.000 It's almost like glued up.

00:45:09.000 It's a fat-ass quad, son.

00:45:10.000 Good leg kick there.

00:45:11.000 Oh, yeah.

00:45:12.000 Tell you what, man.

00:45:13.000 End camp.

00:45:14.000 Did you hear the rumor they're trying to make Francis Gonneau JDS late summer?

00:45:20.000 Oh no.

00:45:22.000 Oh no for who?

00:45:23.000 What do you think?

00:45:26.000 JDS. I thought they were trying to do Derrick Lewis if Derrick Lewis gets by Mark Hunt.

00:45:32.000 You can't kill off your two soaring young black bucks.

00:45:37.000 Derek Lewis is talking a bunch of shit about him.

00:45:39.000 He called him an African booty scratcher.

00:45:41.000 How hilarious is Derek Lewis?

00:45:43.000 Derek Lewis is one of my favorite UFC fighters.

00:45:45.000 Me too.

00:45:46.000 Not just because of his fighting style, but also because of his Instagram page.

00:45:50.000 It's hilarious.

00:45:51.000 Derek Lewis has the best Instagram page of any fighter.

00:45:53.000 He goes hard in the paint.

00:45:53.000 When he beat Travis Brown, he went so hard in the paint.

00:45:57.000 He went so hard.

00:45:57.000 He's coming after his girl.

00:45:59.000 He's hilarious, man.

00:46:00.000 He's a funny fucking dude, man.

00:46:02.000 I mean, you got some nerve talking shit to Francis the fucking Terminator.

00:46:06.000 He scares the shit out of me.

00:46:08.000 He's so big.

00:46:09.000 Too soaring.

00:46:10.000 He's Czech Congo with braids, though.

00:46:12.000 It's not too crazy.

00:46:13.000 I'm not sold on him yet.

00:46:14.000 He's Czech Congo with braids.

00:46:15.000 For me right now.

00:46:16.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:46:18.000 Oh, you're on this bullshit hype train?

00:46:20.000 No, no, no.

00:46:20.000 He's on another level.

00:46:21.000 Who's he beat?

00:46:22.000 How?

00:46:23.000 Because he beat Orlowski?

00:46:23.000 It's not who he beats, how he beats him.

00:46:26.000 Knocks him out?

00:46:27.000 Dude, he's so big.

00:46:29.000 You don't understand, like, Czech Congo was a bad motherfucker in his day, but Czech Congo wasn't starching people the way Gano is.

00:46:35.000 He did when he first burst on the scene.

00:46:37.000 People forget we get on these hype trains.

00:46:40.000 Pat Berry in a crazy wild slugfest when he was already hurt.

00:46:43.000 You know, I mean, that was a super impressive victory.

00:46:46.000 He's had some good victories.

00:46:49.000 Did Congo fight Roy Nelson?

00:46:50.000 Yes, Roy Nelson knocked him the fuck out.

00:46:53.000 That's a bad example.

00:46:54.000 That's a horrible example.

00:46:55.000 Roy was just like this.

00:46:58.000 Roy knocked out a lot of fucking people.

00:47:00.000 Roy's in Bellator now.

00:47:01.000 Just signed with Bellator.

00:47:01.000 Do you think Roy and Mitrione rematch in Bellator?

00:47:04.000 How about Mitrione?

00:47:05.000 Tweeted today, hey, how about we fight after I get through Fedor?

00:47:09.000 I'm like, you better focus on Fedor, Matt.

00:47:11.000 Yeah, Jesus.

00:47:11.000 Hey, real quick, Roy Fedor.

00:47:14.000 What the fuck is going on right now?

00:47:16.000 Dad on dad.

00:47:19.000 Who won this fight, I wonder?

00:47:20.000 This is interesting.

00:47:22.000 I was staring at the Viper, and now I'm talking about Francis Ganot.

00:47:26.000 I don't understand why you reject the idea that a Viper is a stimulating experience.

00:47:34.000 Yeah.

00:47:34.000 Because you have no experience with those kind of cars.

00:47:37.000 You haven't been in my Tesla when I've opened her up.

00:47:39.000 Dude, I haven't driven Teslas before.

00:47:41.000 I don't know about that, dude.

00:47:41.000 They're very fast.

00:47:42.000 I like them.

00:47:43.000 Yeah, great cars.

00:47:44.000 I do not.

00:47:44.000 I just don't like them.

00:47:45.000 I don't like the fact that they run out of batteries quick.

00:47:47.000 I don't like the fact that Sam Harris has left him stranded twice.

00:47:51.000 That's weird.

00:47:52.000 It's not weird.

00:47:52.000 I think for a guy who's not a car guy like me who doesn't get off on the...

00:47:56.000 I like that I don't have to go to a gas station and it's got...

00:48:00.000 B, you have more issues charging.

00:48:02.000 You're like, God, I've got to find someone to charge.

00:48:04.000 It is an issue.

00:48:05.000 All the time.

00:48:05.000 He'll be like, can you drive?

00:48:07.000 Yeah, because you're a scatterbrain.

00:48:07.000 You're probably one of those guys that doesn't charge you.

00:48:09.000 So it's not the car for you.

00:48:10.000 Yeah, that's not a car for you.

00:48:12.000 Scatterbrain.

00:48:12.000 There's a gas station everywhere.

00:48:14.000 Yeah, when do you charge?

00:48:16.000 At my house.

00:48:17.000 That's it?

00:48:17.000 Yeah, you just plug it in.

00:48:18.000 What if you're stuck somewhere?

00:48:20.000 There are superchargers, but good luck finding them.

00:48:22.000 Say if you drive the improv, and you're like, fuck, I need to charge.

00:48:25.000 What do you do?

00:48:25.000 You've got some issues.

00:48:27.000 I've made it to my driveway with zero battery.

00:48:31.000 Zero?

00:48:32.000 Yeah, like literally zero.

00:48:34.000 That's not smart, though.

00:48:35.000 No, it's terrible.

00:48:36.000 I drove to Irvine, and then I realized halfway back from Irvine, where I'm going to be June 8th, 9th and 10th, where I realized halfway through that I was done.

00:48:45.000 I was not going to make it back.

00:48:47.000 So what did you do?

00:48:48.000 I had to stop and charge.

00:48:49.000 And then how long do you have to wait to charge?

00:48:51.000 It takes forever.

00:48:52.000 There's charging stations.

00:48:52.000 If you don't have a supercharger, those chargers they have in garages are complete bullshit.

00:48:58.000 For an hour, you'll get...

00:49:00.000 18 miles.

00:49:01.000 But those ones you can stop by on the road are beast chargers, right?

00:49:04.000 Yeah, those are great.

00:49:05.000 Those in a half hour, you're good.

00:49:06.000 Where are those?

00:49:07.000 They're all over.

00:49:08.000 Not really all over yet.

00:49:10.000 But I will say this, that they're trying, Tesla's trying to get stations where you can go in and they switch your battery out right there.

00:49:17.000 Let's say, guess, who won?

00:49:19.000 I think probably Tlaib.

00:49:19.000 Tlaib.

00:49:22.000 It comes down to the third round.

00:49:24.000 Boy, they're going hard with this Logan movie.

00:49:26.000 Only because he was on...

00:49:26.000 I'm telling you, that shit is so depressing.

00:49:28.000 What's that?

00:49:29.000 Logan.

00:49:30.000 Get the fuck out of my face.

00:49:31.000 But the ads are brutal.

00:49:32.000 You know what kills me in the UFC when a fight starts and they have to do an...

00:49:36.000 Nordin Taleb won.

00:49:37.000 The fight starts and they have to do an ad while the fight is going on?

00:49:41.000 Oh, yeah.

00:49:42.000 UFC 211 brought to you by Aliens.

00:49:42.000 That shit drives me.

00:49:45.000 It drives me crazy.

00:49:46.000 His nose is very swollen right now.

00:49:48.000 He got hit.

00:49:49.000 He might have got punched in the nose, B. Dan Hardy still talking about coming back?

00:49:49.000 He's in a fight.

00:49:54.000 Because I know he was talking about it for a while.

00:49:55.000 If they could figure out some way to let him fight with his weird heart.

00:49:58.000 I hope not, because he's a good commentator.

00:49:59.000 This team, this English commentating team, I really like these guys.

00:50:03.000 I never hear them because we're always doing this.

00:50:06.000 But I'm sure Dan's excellent.

00:50:07.000 Yeah, they're really good.

00:50:08.000 I don't know who his partner is, but he's fucking brilliant.

00:50:11.000 He's really good.

00:50:11.000 I worked with those guys way back in the day when I was doing shows in England, and they tried out for a while before they actually did it.

00:50:21.000 There was some testing that they did.

00:50:24.000 Ooh, that's a nice check left hook.

00:50:28.000 It's a different vibe than you guys.

00:50:30.000 They talk about talking to the fighters the week of.

00:50:33.000 They stick to a lot of that.

00:50:36.000 Yeah, everybody's got their own style.

00:50:38.000 That's an interesting thing about Cotman.

00:50:40.000 He's also got a weird style the way he dresses.

00:50:43.000 I think he's on some 1970s English talk show.

00:50:45.000 That's some English shit, boy.

00:50:46.000 Look at that suit he's wearing.

00:50:48.000 I'm not mad at it.

00:50:49.000 I'm not mad at it.

00:50:50.000 What is that stuff called?

00:50:51.000 With that checkered pattern, what is that called?

00:50:53.000 Look at it.

00:50:54.000 I didn't see it.

00:50:54.000 Oh, the plaid?

00:50:56.000 Is that plaid?

00:50:57.000 Yeah.

00:50:59.000 Oh, you brought up the Tesla.

00:51:01.000 There's like four superchargers in like all of LA. Good luck.

00:51:06.000 I think they're just packed.

00:51:08.000 They should have a 24 number that you can call if you get stuck somewhere with white people.

00:51:13.000 Let's be real.

00:51:14.000 Who buys Teslas?

00:51:16.000 The only black guys that drive Teslas, they're the same black guys that keep their cell phone on the outside of their shirt with a belt hook.

00:51:25.000 You know those guys?

00:51:26.000 You know those guys?

00:51:28.000 Those super tech dudes.

00:51:30.000 They just have no hood in a pedicle.

00:51:32.000 No hood.

00:51:33.000 It's the rare black guy that drinks tea, and he probably still keeps one of those Bluetooth earpieces in.

00:51:38.000 Those ones with the blue light on.

00:51:41.000 It has a white light back on.

00:51:42.000 Who the fuck has that belt clip?

00:51:46.000 Fuck you.

00:51:47.000 Do you still wear a fanny pack?

00:51:49.000 All the time, bitch.

00:51:51.000 I would never wear one.

00:51:52.000 I wear one, too, to run.

00:51:53.000 I sent Joe a picture.

00:51:54.000 Look how I run.

00:51:56.000 Strong.

00:51:56.000 I have three different ones that I wear for running.

00:51:58.000 That's impressive.

00:51:58.000 Neoprene ones with zippers and shit?

00:52:00.000 Yeah, that's what I have.

00:52:00.000 Neoprene.

00:52:02.000 Those are good to keep it tight, but they're not good enough for me when I travel.

00:52:05.000 When I travel, I need the official higher primate fanny pack.

00:52:08.000 It's large.

00:52:09.000 Does it say tight?

00:52:10.000 Because my running one doesn't say tight, and it flops around.

00:52:12.000 It's fucking annoying.

00:52:13.000 Oh, you've got to get a better one.

00:52:14.000 I've got some good running ones.

00:52:16.000 Do you?

00:52:16.000 Mine say tight as fuck.

00:52:17.000 Let me know what day I need one.

00:52:18.000 I think it's just called the running belt.

00:52:20.000 I love it.

00:52:21.000 Is it?

00:52:21.000 Look at that handsome bastard.

00:52:22.000 Who the hell?

00:52:22.000 You've got a hoodie on, don't you?

00:52:23.000 You said, fuck it, let's do this.

00:52:25.000 I've got a fighter in the kid hoodie.

00:52:25.000 That's the Abbot Kenney fighter hoodie.

00:52:27.000 That's right.

00:52:28.000 Represent.

00:52:29.000 I'm surprised UFC let you get away with that.

00:52:31.000 Back that shit up.

00:52:32.000 Jamie, show him.

00:52:33.000 Show him.

00:52:33.000 You can't?

00:52:35.000 Oh, kiss live TV. Well, you can.

00:52:38.000 Give him a little rewind.

00:52:39.000 Show him his own product.

00:52:42.000 What happened?

00:52:42.000 In action.

00:52:43.000 Show him I'm wearing your shit, man.

00:52:45.000 Powerful Joe Rogan in our shit.

00:52:47.000 Yeah, you fucking people.

00:52:49.000 You want to be like, Joe, you buy our stuff.

00:52:53.000 Yeah, you only need to go like one...

00:52:57.000 Huh, what happened?

00:52:58.000 When you do these, Joe, do you do them at a studio here in LA? Yeah.

00:53:02.000 So you don't have to obviously go anywhere?

00:53:04.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, not going anywhere.

00:53:05.000 Let me tell you something, man.

00:53:07.000 This is like one of the hardest things that I do, is when these fight breakdowns, because...

00:53:12.000 You better do some homework.

00:53:13.000 I not only have to do some homework, but I do them, I'm writing them and performing them live.

00:53:21.000 Like, there's no script.

00:53:22.000 Like, I have zero script.

00:53:24.000 There he is.

00:53:24.000 Look at that.

00:53:24.000 Look at that strong fighter in the kid hoodie.

00:53:26.000 Look at that camo.

00:53:27.000 That's right, baby.

00:53:28.000 You can hunt with it.

00:53:29.000 You can disappear in foliage.

00:53:31.000 When you're spying on your ex.

00:53:32.000 All kinds of shit.

00:53:33.000 You really don't want to hunt in cotton, but...

00:53:35.000 Alright, well, you know what I mean, Joe.

00:53:36.000 You get the point, though.

00:53:37.000 It looks good.

00:53:37.000 We're releasing the Hunter edition with pure wool.

00:53:40.000 Well, you need to get in with First Light and have them make a fighter and the kid version.

00:53:44.000 Do you remember wearing wool when we were wet and how?

00:53:47.000 You could be wet in Alaska, and it was cold, but you'd be in the morning, you'd be cold, but you'd put on wet wool, and it kept you warm.

00:53:55.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:53:56.000 Dude, I want to see Rose Yolana.

00:53:58.000 Yes.

00:53:59.000 That's the fight.

00:54:00.000 Ugh.

00:54:00.000 I feel like I want Rose to have a year or two more, man.

00:54:04.000 That's not the way it works.

00:54:05.000 I know.

00:54:06.000 That's the problem.

00:54:07.000 She's number three.

00:54:07.000 She's beat Claudia twice now.

00:54:09.000 Yeah, but she lost to Carolina.

00:54:11.000 No, she lost to Carolina.

00:54:12.000 That's how Carolina got the fight.

00:54:14.000 Who did?

00:54:15.000 Rose did.

00:54:15.000 Oh, no, I'm saying Johanna.

00:54:16.000 Oh, yeah.

00:54:17.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:54:18.000 She beat Claudia twice.

00:54:19.000 She beat Carolina.

00:54:20.000 She beat Jessica and Josh.

00:54:22.000 She beat Jessica and Josh.

00:54:22.000 Jesus Christ, she's Jessica and Josh have a fucking chin.

00:54:26.000 That chick is so tough.

00:54:27.000 I've never seen anything like that.

00:54:28.000 She's so tough.

00:54:29.000 She's a tank.

00:54:30.000 Her head wasn't even moving backwards.

00:54:32.000 She's a tank.

00:54:34.000 I wouldn't mind seeing her and Rose.

00:54:37.000 That'd be a good fight.

00:54:37.000 To give Rose a little more warm-up, but that's not the way it works.

00:54:40.000 There's nothing left for Johanna.

00:54:41.000 I know.

00:54:41.000 There really is nothing left for her.

00:54:43.000 I mean, after Rose dismantled the karate hottie, Dismantled.

00:54:48.000 I didn't think that was going to happen.

00:54:49.000 Head kick to choke.

00:54:50.000 Woo!

00:54:51.000 Good lord.

00:54:53.000 I think Rose has real, legitimate world championship possibilities.

00:54:57.000 100%.

00:54:58.000 I would just like to see her.

00:55:00.000 I mean, look, man, I might be wrong.

00:55:01.000 She might go in there and get her.

00:55:02.000 She might get Ioana.

00:55:03.000 The thing about Rose that you can't count out is she's dangerous.

00:55:06.000 She's more explosive and more dynamic than any girl out there, I think.

00:55:10.000 Besides Ioana.

00:55:11.000 She's wild.

00:55:12.000 She's so athletic, you told me.

00:55:14.000 Freak athletic, because we were training together at Grudge, and man, freak freak.

00:55:18.000 You ever see her do flying arm bars?

00:55:20.000 Yeah.

00:55:20.000 She's hit him in fights.

00:55:22.000 Crazy.

00:55:23.000 Yeah, a girl can hit a flying arm bar in a fight.

00:55:26.000 That's a rare person.

00:55:26.000 She has that X factor that Yolana hasn't seen yet, but if that doesn't happen for her, Joan is a scary, scary woman.

00:55:33.000 Well, Joan is striking, would you say...

00:55:35.000 It's the best in UFC. As in, just flat out, right?

00:55:39.000 Like, technically?

00:55:40.000 I think so.

00:55:40.000 Well, I mean, it's definitely the best in women's MMA. But it's not, like...

00:55:45.000 She doesn't have the brutal knockout power that, like, Cyborg has.

00:55:49.000 What she has is, like...

00:55:50.000 Excellent technique.

00:55:52.000 Like, over and over again, she's using perfect technique and footwork, but she needs a volume of punches to get people out.

00:55:58.000 She's not a big person.

00:56:00.000 Like, she has small hands, she has small feet, she has small bones.

00:56:03.000 She's not like...

00:56:04.000 Like, in the Jessica Andrade fight, it's a perfect example.

00:56:06.000 Andrade was so scary.

00:56:08.000 Every punch she throws is like...

00:56:10.000 She's throwing these fucking bombs, whereas Ioana's just picking at her.

00:56:14.000 Ba-ba-ba.

00:56:14.000 Technique.

00:56:15.000 She's so much more technical.

00:56:17.000 But she wasn't stopping in any way Andrade's kind of constant assault.

00:56:21.000 They're 115 pounds though.

00:56:22.000 They're literally 115 pound female fighters.

00:56:24.000 So when you're 115 though, you can fight differently too, right?

00:56:27.000 I mean, obviously you can be more technical, whereas if you're fighting somebody...

00:56:31.000 No, there's a lot of technique.

00:56:32.000 There's a lot of technique, but I'm saying, I feel like when you would pay very dearly for one shot from somebody who's bigger, you almost have to fight differently, right?

00:56:40.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:56:42.000 Mighty Mouse is more technical than anybody, really.

00:56:46.000 How about him?

00:56:47.000 TJ ain't happening.

00:56:49.000 It's not.

00:56:49.000 DJ's going like, nah, you gotta pay me.

00:56:52.000 I love TJ. I know you probably listen.

00:56:54.000 For DJ, it doesn't make sense.

00:56:56.000 For Mighty Mouse.

00:56:57.000 For Mighty Mouse, it does not make any sense.

00:56:59.000 Why?

00:57:00.000 TJ doesn't even have the belt.

00:57:02.000 It's not a super fight.

00:57:03.000 Super fights equal super money.

00:57:05.000 It's not a needle mover, unfortunately.

00:57:07.000 I would love to see the fight.

00:57:09.000 It's a ridiculous fight.

00:57:10.000 So has Mighty Mouse said no to it?

00:57:12.000 He straight up was like, it ain't happening.

00:57:14.000 The UFC wants it to happen.

00:57:15.000 He's like, no, I'm good.

00:57:16.000 It ain't happening.

00:57:17.000 Ray Borg's the next contender.

00:57:18.000 Isn't that interesting that he can make those calls, too?

00:57:21.000 I mean, it's one of those weird things.

00:57:23.000 It's like, in boxing, you know, you have mandatory challengers, and then, you know, then you try to make super fights.

00:57:30.000 In the UFC, it's like, they're like, hey, we've got to fight for you.

00:57:33.000 And he's like, I'm the champ.

00:57:35.000 Well, but it's rare, right?

00:57:36.000 Like, if you only had one title defense, you'd have to be like, you better get the fuck up and play with us.

00:57:41.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:57:42.000 But it's a clusterfuck, because right now, you have to have order.

00:57:46.000 Like, I'm all about super fights, but you have to have order.

00:57:48.000 Otherwise, you know, think about if TJ went down there, then what happens with the Cody Garbrandt fight?

00:57:52.000 What happens with DJ? You know what I'm saying?

00:57:54.000 But this Conor McGregor kind of phenomenon, everyone's trying to do it.

00:57:58.000 Yeah.

00:57:59.000 Well, I think TJ just went through a huge camp, and he wants a fight.

00:58:04.000 You know, I mean, he's gone through this giant camp getting ready for Cody.

00:58:08.000 I get it.

00:58:08.000 And, you know, Cody, they were trying to pressure him to fight.

00:58:11.000 They even sent him down.

00:58:13.000 I don't know why they sent him down to Germany.

00:58:15.000 They sent him to Germany to get the same shit you can get in Santa Monica.

00:58:18.000 How weird is that?

00:58:19.000 Well, Dana doesn't believe that it's the same, and I don't understand that.

00:58:22.000 So what is wrong with Cody?

00:58:24.000 He's got a back issue.

00:58:25.000 Yeah, he's got a back issue.

00:58:27.000 Do we know?

00:58:27.000 What is it?

00:58:27.000 He's got something with his disc.

00:58:29.000 And he needs time off.

00:58:31.000 He needs spinal decompression.

00:58:32.000 And he's got the Regenikine.

00:58:34.000 He went and got a full treatment.

00:58:36.000 They say he'll be ready by September, October.

00:58:38.000 Yeah, maybe.

00:58:38.000 You've got to wait, maybe.

00:58:39.000 But you have to absolutely make sure it heals first.

00:58:42.000 I sent him a bunch of information.

00:58:44.000 I sent him the reverse hyper machine, sent him some stuff on spinal decompression, and he's also talking to Dr. Davidson, who they're starting to do some stuff.

00:58:56.000 He's brilliant.

00:58:56.000 Yeah, he's brilliant.

00:58:58.000 They're starting to do some stuff now in the UFC where the stem cell doctors are now going to inject stem cells into discs, and they're going to regenerate disc tissue.

00:59:09.000 That's cool.

00:59:09.000 It's amazing.

00:59:10.000 Does it work, though?

00:59:12.000 Oh, yeah.

00:59:12.000 Yes.

00:59:13.000 They've got studies that they've done enough of them now that they have some real good evidence that it does regenerate the same way it regenerates cartilage and ligaments.

00:59:23.000 But there's a lot of times with the injuries where, you know, sometimes that's not going to be enough.

00:59:27.000 You're right.

00:59:28.000 It depends on the injury.

00:59:29.000 A lot of times those stem cells, it's just, sometimes you're fucked.

00:59:32.000 Yeah, I also read that a lot of that is that there hasn't been that much conclusive evidence, for example, that it grows in When you shoot it into something, it doesn't necessarily regenerate sometimes.

00:59:45.000 Well, it's very difficult to say why it works on some people and why it doesn't work on other people.

00:59:50.000 Case by case.

00:59:51.000 Yeah, case by case.

00:59:52.000 But I think one factor is whether or not you come back too quick.

00:59:55.000 And that's what Cody did.

00:59:57.000 Cody got the stem cells and then started working out like four days later.

01:00:01.000 You can't do that.

01:00:02.000 That's not smart.

01:00:03.000 You can't do that.

01:00:04.000 Look, he's got a fight.

01:00:05.000 He's got a big title fight.

01:00:07.000 I think I actually took two weeks off or something like that, but you need like months off.

01:00:11.000 You need a lot of time off.

01:00:12.000 You need to have your body heal.

01:00:13.000 It's a very difficult area to heal.

01:00:16.000 And a lot of people don't do it correctly, and then they wind up getting some serious atrophy where the nerves get pinched, the swelling, and all the inflammation.

01:00:25.000 Cody needs to take it slow, come back in that TJ fight to be there, but you can't rush that fight.

01:00:30.000 Well, look at Eddie.

01:00:31.000 I mean, Eddie Bravo, he has a fake disc in his back now.

01:00:35.000 I mean, I shouldn't say fake.

01:00:36.000 It's, you know, artificial.

01:00:38.000 It's a titanium-articulating disc that he had put into his back because of this, the same issue, like disc degeneration, having those injuries, constantly training and rolling, never really letting it heal.

01:00:50.000 Cane-hatched surgery.

01:00:52.000 Yes, on more than one occasion.

01:00:54.000 Yeah.

01:00:55.000 He didn't do the...

01:00:55.000 On his disc.

01:00:56.000 And he's still not back.

01:00:58.000 There's no fight lined up for Kane.

01:00:58.000 I mean, Kane's...

01:01:00.000 I mean, Kane...

01:01:01.000 Stipe, maybe.

01:01:02.000 That would be the fight.

01:01:03.000 End of the year, yeah.

01:01:03.000 That would be the fight.

01:01:04.000 But, I mean, if you're Kane, I mean, Jesus Christ, he's been out forever.

01:01:08.000 It's going to be a tough fight for him.

01:01:09.000 Yeah.

01:01:09.000 A real tough fight.

01:01:10.000 That's the fight to make, though.

01:01:11.000 Dude, Stipe is just, he's a monster right now.

01:01:14.000 Himbrich Kane is, I mean, especially if it's like a healthy Kane, ready to go.

01:01:14.000 He's a monster.

01:01:19.000 That's the best fight in a long, long time at heavyweight.

01:01:21.000 Oh man, are you kidding me?

01:01:23.000 So it's Carwin Lesnar, I think.

01:01:24.000 Yeah, I would have loved to have seen that fight in his prime.

01:01:27.000 Kane's prime and Stipe's in his prime right now.

01:01:30.000 But the thing, like people go, is Kane over the hill?

01:01:33.000 Kane beat the brakes off Travis Brown.

01:01:36.000 He looked, and Travis Travis is obviously no punk.

01:01:38.000 He looked fucking great.

01:01:40.000 I just think the guy needs rest.

01:01:42.000 It's a little more than that.

01:01:44.000 He's got a cumulative injuries.

01:01:46.000 For sure, but those are because he's rushing to camp, rushing to camp.

01:01:51.000 So maybe if he takes all this time off, they fight at the end of the year, we get a prime Kane versus a prime Stipe, sign me the fuck up.

01:01:57.000 How old is Kane now?

01:01:58.000 How old is he?

01:01:59.000 He's still fairly young.

01:02:00.000 I think he's 32. Wow.

01:02:01.000 He's not that old.

01:02:02.000 Wow.

01:02:03.000 But he just puts his body through the ringer, and his fighting style is a grinding style that's going to catch up.

01:02:08.000 Well, you were showing that video of him doing kettlebells with those really heavy weights.

01:02:12.000 He was probably training a little bit.

01:02:13.000 He fucked up and he had a bad strength and conditioning coach for sure.

01:02:17.000 And that guy got criticized hardcore by people that are really in the know about technique.

01:02:25.000 His back's rounded?

01:02:26.000 What's he doing?

01:02:27.000 Kettlebell swings?

01:02:28.000 It was almost like a shrug.

01:02:32.000 With like a 200 pounds.

01:02:33.000 I don't think he's getting chalked up all his injuries to that.

01:02:35.000 That's definitely not helping.

01:02:37.000 There's a lot of factors.

01:02:37.000 No, it's not helping.

01:02:38.000 So has he corrected that?

01:02:39.000 Does he have a better...

01:02:40.000 I don't know.

01:02:41.000 You'd have to talk to Kane.

01:02:43.000 But all bullshit aside, in my eyes, he's one of two of the greatest heavyweights of all time.

01:02:49.000 You got Fedor and you got Kane.

01:02:51.000 I mean, he's one of two.

01:02:52.000 Well, but also, it's Stipe Fedor Kane.

01:02:56.000 If you get Stipe's resume, I mean, he's top three.

01:02:58.000 Oh, yeah.

01:02:59.000 Of all time.

01:02:59.000 Yeah.

01:03:00.000 Well, Verdum was right up there until Stipe knocked him out.

01:03:04.000 Verdum submitted Fedor, he submitted Minotauro, and he submitted Kane.

01:03:09.000 He submitted three of the top five.

01:03:12.000 Looked great against Travis Brown.

01:03:14.000 Twice.

01:03:16.000 Three of the top five heavyweights of all time.

01:03:18.000 Shit, that big-ass fight card in July got Overeem Verdum rematch.

01:03:23.000 That first one, Strikeforce, or that third one, Trilogy, right?

01:03:27.000 That second one, Strikeforce, I watched the other night.

01:03:29.000 So bored.

01:03:31.000 Terrible fight.

01:03:32.000 Radum's just sitting there calling him his dog.

01:03:34.000 Well, Radum fucked his knee up real early in the fight.

01:03:36.000 Real early.

01:03:37.000 Terrible fight, though.

01:03:38.000 Yeah, what a crazy rematch that's gonna be, huh?

01:03:41.000 That's a fun one, isn't it?

01:03:42.000 Man, Overeem's been knocked out so many times in his career.

01:03:45.000 Oh, dude.

01:03:46.000 I just feel like, I don't know, it just gets to a point where you're just like, when are you gonna realize that you're taking serious punishment?

01:03:54.000 I think Dutch people are different.

01:03:56.000 I think they could just keep getting knocked out.

01:03:58.000 Yeah, I feel like he's alright.

01:03:59.000 He's the one guy that's alright.

01:04:00.000 I don't know.

01:04:01.000 He seems fine.

01:04:01.000 This is the thing, B. You say that when you watch him fight for Doom, you will, and you'll be sitting fucking front row clapping.

01:04:07.000 Well, how about when he knocked out Mark Hunt?

01:04:07.000 Yeah.

01:04:09.000 Fans are like this.

01:04:10.000 He keeps getting knocked out when that motherfucker fights.

01:04:13.000 Everyone tunes in.

01:04:14.000 Not necessarily, actually.

01:04:15.000 Oh, come on, B. Not with Overeem.

01:04:17.000 He was one fight away.

01:04:17.000 Not anymore.

01:04:18.000 He just fought for a title.

01:04:20.000 Yeah.

01:04:20.000 He went on a win streak.

01:04:21.000 I don't care.

01:04:22.000 Oh, bullshit.

01:04:23.000 I really don't.

01:04:24.000 I actually don't find it that exciting.

01:04:26.000 Dove gave it off as a world-class striker.

01:04:29.000 Dove would light a lot of guys up, but here's the thing.

01:04:31.000 Hey, the best heavyweight striker of all time, Overeem, you won't want to watch him fight.

01:04:37.000 He just fought for a title.

01:04:38.000 That was then.

01:04:39.000 No, he just fought for a title and knocked Stipe on his ass.

01:04:39.000 Right?

01:04:43.000 I understand.

01:04:44.000 He fought for a title like a week ago.

01:04:45.000 Right now he's the best striker in the UFC heavyweight.

01:04:47.000 I understand, but if you could pull up how many times he's been knocked out in the past two years, it's been a bunch.

01:04:52.000 It's tough to watch.

01:04:54.000 Bring up the past two years, Jamie.

01:04:54.000 In two years?

01:04:54.000 Not really.

01:04:56.000 Like, there's...

01:04:57.000 I don't know.

01:04:58.000 It's not that exciting to me.

01:04:59.000 He fought at the...

01:05:00.000 Bullshit.

01:05:01.000 You're being weird right now.

01:05:02.000 He fought at the highest level in the world, striking.

01:05:05.000 So he's going to have more knockouts than a Verdum, than all these other guys.

01:05:09.000 It comes with the territory.

01:05:11.000 But not so much anymore, right?

01:05:12.000 That's all I'm saying.

01:05:13.000 Say these two names.

01:05:14.000 I just don't want to see him get knocked out again.

01:05:16.000 Al Hasan and Akhmedov.

01:05:18.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:05:18.000 Try doing a spelling bee for those little bitches on TV for this fight card.

01:05:22.000 It's a beast.

01:05:23.000 I was looking at it earlier.

01:05:24.000 Well, I'm fucked.

01:05:25.000 This guy's a wrestler.

01:05:26.000 This guy's been on a match.

01:05:28.000 Strong grappling.

01:05:31.000 See, there's regular strength, and then there's Russian dude strength.

01:05:36.000 Especially hairy Russian dude strength.

01:05:38.000 Oh, if they got hair, I'm 10% stronger.

01:05:41.000 I looked at Arlovsky's shoulders.

01:05:41.000 If they got hair.

01:05:43.000 I'm like, there's hair on his shoulders.

01:05:44.000 God damn it.

01:05:45.000 Shit.

01:05:45.000 God damn it.

01:05:46.000 That's like extra testosterone.

01:05:47.000 He got hair on his back?

01:05:48.000 Fuck me.

01:05:49.000 And I'm smooth as a seal?

01:05:51.000 Fuck me.

01:05:52.000 It's coming out of his ears like one of those shaving brushes.

01:05:55.000 You're connected to his mustache.

01:05:57.000 You're like, oh, God damn it.

01:06:00.000 And then look at that beard, for God's sakes.

01:06:03.000 He's one of those wind-up-before-you-throw-a-punch guys.

01:06:09.000 He's digging in with every punch.

01:06:11.000 Some would say stiff, Joe.

01:06:12.000 Yeah, real stiff.

01:06:14.000 It's not just a stiffness.

01:06:16.000 A lot of these guys, they could be more fluid, but they're trying to knock you out with every shot.

01:06:22.000 It's almost like a curse to power.

01:06:25.000 Like, it's absolutely beneficial.

01:06:27.000 Both these boys.

01:06:28.000 But there's also a curse to it.

01:06:30.000 Well, you can rely on it and get away with a lot.

01:06:32.000 It slows you down so much.

01:06:33.000 It slows you down so much when you're trying to use it that much.

01:06:37.000 But the greatness comes when the guys know when to use it, right?

01:06:40.000 Yeah.

01:06:41.000 Timing.

01:06:41.000 Yeah.

01:06:42.000 Well, one of the most beautiful things that you see in Conor's style is how he has none of that.

01:06:48.000 Like, when he's throwing punches, unless he's got you fucked up and stunned, like Diego Brandao or something like that.

01:06:55.000 Speaking of punches, Gaethje.

01:06:57.000 Have you seen Justin Gaethje fight?

01:06:59.000 Justin Gaethje is a bad motherfucker.

01:07:00.000 He's going to fight Michael Johnson.

01:07:01.000 How good of a fight is that?

01:07:03.000 When is that?

01:07:04.000 June.

01:07:06.000 Is it June or July?

01:07:07.000 Oh, it's July.

01:07:07.000 Sorry, it's on the July card.

01:07:08.000 Is that the 7th card?

01:07:09.000 July 8th card?

01:07:10.000 No, I think it's on the Ultimate Fighter finale card.

01:07:12.000 I think.

01:07:13.000 Either way, it's in that weird span of fights.

01:07:16.000 Justin Gaethje just says, technique, fuck it.

01:07:19.000 We got two of the big guys from there.

01:07:21.000 We got Marlon Marais, too, who's also a fucking beast.

01:07:24.000 You got three.

01:07:25.000 You got Gaethje, you got homeboy, who's the light heavyweight champ, middleweight champ.

01:07:30.000 David Branch.

01:07:30.000 David Branch?

01:07:31.000 Yeah, he came over.

01:07:32.000 Awful fight, but that's alright.

01:07:32.000 He just won.

01:07:34.000 Takes him a while to warm up.

01:07:35.000 Who the fuck did he fight?

01:07:36.000 The number nine light heavyweight Russian cat.

01:07:39.000 Is he Russian?

01:07:40.000 Croatian?

01:07:41.000 You know what I'm talking about?

01:07:42.000 Flying under the radar.

01:07:43.000 But either way, awful fucking fight.

01:07:45.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:07:46.000 I remember who we fought.

01:07:47.000 Hey, do you guys think that the Conor McGregor, Floyd Mayweather thing is all a hoax and just a way to get Conor to have people talking about him until he has his next fight?

01:07:57.000 Do you think that's just a big, huge, secret marketing ploy?

01:08:02.000 I think the world's flat, too.

01:08:05.000 You think it's real?

01:08:06.000 I think me and Joe both don't want to talk about it.

01:08:08.000 I think we're both red in the face.

01:08:09.000 No, I think...

01:08:10.000 No, they're going to have a boxing match.

01:08:12.000 It's going to happen.

01:08:13.000 It's going to be worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

01:08:15.000 It's going to happen.

01:08:16.000 It's so close.

01:08:17.000 No, I'm telling you.

01:08:19.000 This is why I don't talk to him.

01:08:21.000 Joe Rogan and myself are telling me it's going to happen.

01:08:22.000 I'm asking, there's no contract.

01:08:24.000 We've been waiting forever.

01:08:24.000 What's the hold of it?

01:08:26.000 There is a contract.

01:08:27.000 I think we're going to have to do a new podcast called The Fighter and the Man.

01:08:27.000 Sir, where's the contract?

01:08:30.000 Fuck you guys.

01:08:31.000 Hold on, you fucks.

01:08:32.000 Listen to me.

01:08:33.000 It's just he's too confusing to me.

01:08:35.000 Where's the contract?

01:08:36.000 Listen, the UFC and Conor have already come to an agreement.

01:08:38.000 I'm going to go back and update them.

01:08:40.000 Right now they're in negotiation with the Floyd Mayweather team.

01:08:44.000 So Floyd Mayweather team is going to want an exorbitant amount of money.

01:08:47.000 They're very patient.

01:08:48.000 They're going to take a long time to drive us out so they can get the best deal.

01:08:52.000 But essentially the UFC and Conor have come to some sort of promotional agreement and now they have to figure out how much money Floyd gets and whether or not they want to gamble on giving him a flat rate of like $100 million, whatever the fuck he wants.

01:09:05.000 That's a big weather.

01:09:06.000 That's a big, like, if.

01:09:08.000 Yeah, but he's also going to want a piece of the pie.

01:09:10.000 Correct.

01:09:11.000 So we're not close to our contract yet.

01:09:13.000 They're not close, but they're 90%.

01:09:15.000 Well, that's what I'm saying, is that I feel like...

01:09:17.000 So what happens if...

01:09:19.000 Don't pretend that you have any knowledge of this.

01:09:22.000 Just do everybody a favor.

01:09:23.000 I never said I have knowledge.

01:09:24.000 Do yourself a favor.

01:09:25.000 Do yourself a favor and don't let your mouth get ahead of life.

01:09:25.000 It's my theory.

01:09:28.000 It's my theory that I believe this is a very smart way of keeping him in a limelight.

01:09:34.000 And by the way, let me ask you this.

01:09:34.000 Okay, that's not true.

01:09:36.000 When Tony Ferguson, and let's just say Tony Ferguson and Khabib fight, before that, and now...

01:09:44.000 Now somebody's waiting to fight Conor.

01:09:48.000 Will Conor fight those guys before he fights Floyd?

01:09:51.000 No, definitely not.

01:09:53.000 So then what happens to the belts?

01:09:54.000 The money right now is in Floyd versus Conor, for Conor.

01:09:58.000 And it's just exorbitant money.

01:10:00.000 Like, he might make who knows how many fucking millions of dollars.

01:10:03.000 Maybe a hundred, right?

01:10:05.000 So that's where the real money is for Floyd.

01:10:07.000 And this is where the real money is for Conor.

01:10:07.000 Right.

01:10:10.000 So, for Conor to jeopardize that by fighting that fucking Russian savage or Tony Ferguson, who also could beat him.

01:10:16.000 I mean, I'm not saying he's going to, but Tony Ferguson is a motherfucking world champion caliber fighter.

01:10:24.000 So is Khabib.

01:10:25.000 That's a fucking killer fight.

01:10:28.000 But we don't even know if Khabib can even make 155 anymore, man.

01:10:32.000 He says he can.

01:10:33.000 He says he can.

01:10:34.000 Of course he says he can.

01:10:35.000 Of course he says he can, but he didn't make it.

01:10:38.000 Not only did he not make it, his fucking liver shut down and he had to go to the goddamn hospital.

01:10:42.000 But did you die?

01:10:43.000 Khabib's like, almost.

01:10:43.000 But did you die?

01:10:44.000 Almost.

01:10:45.000 But did you die?

01:10:46.000 But did you die?

01:10:47.000 Hey, get up there and make 55 so I can fucking eat my popcorn and you fight Tony Ferguson.

01:10:52.000 But did you die?

01:10:53.000 No, you did not.

01:10:54.000 Get the fuck up there and make the way for my entertainment.

01:10:57.000 I just need one fight out of here.

01:10:59.000 But did you die?

01:11:00.000 But did you die, Khabib?

01:11:03.000 Who's that?

01:11:04.000 Is that Ken?

01:11:05.000 Yeah, Ken, uh, Ken Jeong.

01:11:05.000 That's friend.

01:11:07.000 Yeah.

01:11:08.000 But did you die?

01:11:09.000 I love that guy.

01:11:10.000 He's so fucking funny.

01:11:11.000 Does he do stand-up or Ken Jeong?

01:11:12.000 He's such a nice guy, too.

01:11:13.000 He's the best.

01:11:14.000 Does he do stand-up?

01:11:15.000 Yeah, he does a little stand-up.

01:11:16.000 He does a lot of improv.

01:11:17.000 He's a doctor, right?

01:11:17.000 Yeah, he still is.

01:11:19.000 Technically.

01:11:19.000 He's a legitimate doctor.

01:11:20.000 I mean, yeah, I mean, he could practice.

01:11:21.000 Yeah.

01:11:22.000 He legitimately could practice.

01:11:23.000 I'd be pissed if I showed up and that was my doctor.

01:11:25.000 I'm like, don't you have a fucking audition to go to?

01:11:27.000 I'm not doing this.

01:11:27.000 Well, fuck this.

01:11:28.000 Yeah, what are you doing here, man?

01:11:30.000 I want a full-time guy.

01:11:31.000 Was that your real dick?

01:11:34.000 God, that thing was t-t-t-tiny.

01:11:36.000 Can't be real.

01:11:37.000 It's real.

01:11:37.000 Oh, that's real.

01:11:38.000 Oh, come on.

01:11:39.000 Think this is real dick?

01:11:40.000 Yeah.

01:11:41.000 Hey, man.

01:11:41.000 You think there's a, like, was he Korean?

01:11:43.000 What is he?

01:11:44.000 He's Chinese, I believe.

01:11:46.000 You think there's a Korean or Chinese dude with just a fucking egg roll for a cock?

01:11:51.000 Just a big old dumpling?

01:11:53.000 First of all, now, there's got to be some fucking genetic engineering they're doing over there.

01:11:57.000 They're doing that CRISPR thing?

01:11:59.000 You know that Genetica?

01:12:00.000 They're taking embryos and changing their genes?

01:12:04.000 They're definitely working on that big dick gene.

01:12:06.000 They say they're seven years away from adult trials where you can have different hair.

01:12:10.000 What if you have, like, big dick gene, but it only comes with clown feet?

01:12:10.000 I can't wait.

01:12:16.000 The only way you can get big dick is you gotta have fucking flippers.

01:12:19.000 I'd buy some big fucking shoes.

01:12:21.000 No, like 30. Size 30. No, no, no.

01:12:23.000 Like fucking double.

01:12:24.000 Like double feet.

01:12:25.000 You get double feet.

01:12:26.000 Like this.

01:12:27.000 You're doing no sports.

01:12:27.000 No, no, no.

01:12:29.000 I'd rather have that baby dick.

01:12:30.000 You would swim like a motherfucker.

01:12:32.000 You get your Phelps on.

01:12:32.000 Oh, that's true.

01:12:33.000 You can have your mountain climbing would be off the charts.

01:12:37.000 Yeah, but then you have that dorsal fin for a cock that's not going to help you through the water.

01:12:40.000 That's That's true.

01:12:41.000 You don't have to wrap that fuck around your waist like some sort of a floatation device.

01:12:45.000 If you were on some Viagra, it could actually be a float device.

01:12:50.000 The cavernous bodies.

01:12:51.000 You can make your dick bigger, there's an operation.

01:12:54.000 No, but it's going by an inch, right?

01:12:54.000 What?

01:12:57.000 You cut that cord or something, right?

01:12:59.000 You cut the tendon, but there's also, I think you can make it thicker, too.

01:13:02.000 There's a whole process.

01:13:03.000 Yeah, but they pump it up with fat, but what's gonna happen is you're gonna have a floppy fat dick.

01:13:08.000 That sounds awful, but it's fat.

01:13:09.000 Or the fat deposits the wrong way, so you got a big old doorknob for him.

01:13:13.000 For a lumpy dick.

01:13:14.000 It all just seeps down to the bottom.

01:13:16.000 Or your dick looks like it's got a fucking belly.

01:13:19.000 Oh, poor black guy.

01:13:20.000 Black man giving white man's penis in transplant operation.

01:13:22.000 Come on, it's a lie.

01:13:23.000 No, no, it's not a lie.

01:13:24.000 They have done penis transplants now.

01:13:26.000 Because they've done three of them.

01:13:26.000 Yes, they have.

01:13:28.000 I thought they used thumbs.

01:13:29.000 One guy lost one in a circumcision accident.

01:13:32.000 Yes.

01:13:32.000 Fuck.

01:13:32.000 Wow.

01:13:33.000 Circumcision, apparently, the real issue with these transplants is Africa.

01:13:37.000 Because African traditional circumcisions are ruthless.

01:13:40.000 You want to see one?

01:13:41.000 I got one on my phone.

01:13:41.000 Yeah, he can get erections already.

01:13:43.000 No.

01:13:43.000 Kind of.

01:13:44.000 Wait, they do it with, like, their teeth or some shit?

01:13:47.000 They do it in a bad way.

01:13:48.000 Lost his organ after a botched traditional circumcision.

01:13:50.000 Don't fuck that up.

01:13:51.000 A botched circumcision?

01:13:52.000 I need a guy with a steady fucking hand.

01:13:54.000 He's an adult.

01:13:54.000 Steady hand.

01:13:55.000 He's like 23 years old when he got it.

01:13:57.000 Yeah, traditional circumcision.

01:13:59.000 And the only dick they could get was white?

01:14:01.000 Hey.

01:14:02.000 It's the first one that comes available, I guess.

01:14:04.000 Listen, you would take no dick over a white dick?

01:14:06.000 Here we go.

01:14:07.000 Well, I'd wait a few weeks for a black dick.

01:14:09.000 Press that button.

01:14:09.000 That's how they do it.

01:14:11.000 Don't say I didn't warn you.

01:14:15.000 What are we looking at?

01:14:17.000 Traditional circumcision.

01:14:18.000 It's on his phone.

01:14:19.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:14:20.000 Ooh, I told you, son.

01:14:21.000 You fucked up my Sunday.

01:14:22.000 Where is it?

01:14:23.000 I can't see it.

01:14:24.000 You want to look at it?

01:14:25.000 Don't do it, B. Should I not look at it?

01:14:28.000 I have a family barbecue to go after this.

01:14:30.000 Hold on.

01:14:30.000 Hot dogs.

01:14:31.000 Press play.

01:14:33.000 Goddammit.

01:14:34.000 Why do I have a traditional African circumcision on my phone?

01:14:37.000 Why do you have that loaded on your phone?

01:14:39.000 You want to see your Koreans?

01:14:42.000 What are you looking for?

01:14:42.000 I got Koreans too.

01:14:43.000 Brazilian?

01:14:44.000 Dude, did I ever tell you this?

01:14:45.000 Here we go.

01:14:46.000 Watch this.

01:14:46.000 Alright.

01:14:47.000 Hold on.

01:14:49.000 Okay!

01:14:51.000 Ah!

01:14:52.000 Oh, goddammit!

01:14:53.000 Fuck you, man!

01:14:54.000 Fuck you!

01:14:55.000 Take that away!

01:14:56.000 Oh, no!

01:14:57.000 And the dudes have to stand there motionless.

01:15:01.000 Fuck you!

01:15:02.000 Motionless.

01:15:02.000 Oh, no.

01:15:03.000 That's part of the problem.

01:15:05.000 You fucked me up all the time.

01:15:06.000 Once they cut it, they have to stand there and not react to the pain.

01:15:11.000 The worst was Joe, when he first had internet, he goes...

01:15:14.000 I'm like, what are you doing?

01:15:15.000 He had his big commuter room.

01:15:17.000 He goes, alright, don't let me stay there.

01:15:18.000 I go, what are you doing to me?

01:15:20.000 When I tell you to go, go.

01:15:20.000 He goes, just stay.

01:15:22.000 And he hits play and he runs out of the room.

01:15:23.000 And he goes, now watch!

01:15:24.000 And I watch and I see this beautiful ass.

01:15:27.000 I see this beautiful ass and there's this Japanese guy.

01:15:30.000 He's dressed like a samurai.

01:15:31.000 And he's looking at her ass and he's going, oh...

01:15:34.000 Oh yeah.

01:15:34.000 And I'm like, what's gonna go on?

01:15:36.000 And I hear him going...

01:15:37.000 All of a sudden you just see this big brown poo snake out of this girl's ass and the guy starts to eat it.

01:15:45.000 And he's going...

01:15:48.000 He's throwing up but laughing at the same time.

01:15:51.000 I was like, you sick fuck.

01:15:53.000 I'm ruined forever.

01:15:54.000 And I couldn't take my eyes off it.

01:15:55.000 I'll throw up at that stuff.

01:15:57.000 I can't see that shit.

01:15:58.000 Oh, dude, I have John Joseph's book for you.

01:16:01.000 Hey, I have John Joseph's book for you.

01:16:03.000 Don't let me forget.

01:16:04.000 He signed it.

01:16:05.000 Oh, okay, cool.

01:16:05.000 It's in my car.

01:16:07.000 I also have his former partner's book here.

01:16:10.000 Harley?

01:16:11.000 Yeah, Harley wants to get on the podcast, but they hate each other, right?

01:16:14.000 They stab each other or something?

01:16:15.000 There's some issues with those guys.

01:16:17.000 They stabbed each other?

01:16:18.000 Harley's at a headsail black belt now.

01:16:20.000 Is he?

01:16:21.000 Oh, that's right.

01:16:22.000 He teaches kids class.

01:16:23.000 I started listening to your boy Jocko's book.

01:16:26.000 Oh, it's amazing.

01:16:27.000 Yeah, he's a beast, huh?

01:16:28.000 Start following him on Instagram.

01:16:29.000 There's a video that we played the other day on an Everlast podcast with Jocko explaining how no matter what happens, good.

01:16:37.000 Good.

01:16:38.000 Opportunity to get better.

01:16:39.000 Good.

01:16:39.000 Opportunity to grow.

01:16:40.000 Good.

01:16:41.000 Time to work on things.

01:16:43.000 Good.

01:16:43.000 Freeze up more time for other things.

01:16:45.000 Good.

01:16:46.000 Everything.

01:16:47.000 Good.

01:16:48.000 And his videos are in black and white?

01:16:50.000 He goes, my inner voice.

01:16:50.000 Yeah.

01:16:52.000 Do you want him to keep doing it?

01:16:53.000 So you know what I said?

01:16:55.000 Nothing!

01:16:55.000 Because I don't listen to the inner voice.

01:16:57.000 Like, I was fired up.

01:17:01.000 Fuck that thing.

01:17:02.000 He's such a savage.

01:17:04.000 I say I'm busy.

01:17:05.000 Come back later.

01:17:06.000 But he's a real savage.

01:17:07.000 He's not like, look, all due respect to Gary Vee.

01:17:10.000 All his motivational videos, they don't really do it for me the same way.

01:17:14.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:17:15.000 I really love Gary Vee.

01:17:16.000 He's an entrepreneur.

01:17:17.000 Jocko's black belt in jiu-jitsu, Navy SEAL. Navy SEAL commander.

01:17:20.000 Just throw a Navy SEAL. I can't list any motivating people if they're not a Navy SEAL or they do some extreme shit.

01:17:28.000 Jocko I will listen to.

01:17:30.000 Jocko's a stud.

01:17:31.000 He walks the walk.

01:17:32.000 Also his name, Jocko.

01:17:33.000 He's also a fucking super smart guy.

01:17:35.000 He is definitely a meathead, but he's the right kind of meathead.

01:17:40.000 A smart meathead.

01:17:41.000 I mean, you're a meathead.

01:17:42.000 I'm a meathead.

01:17:43.000 Brian, you're kind of like a fake meathead.

01:17:46.000 I'm not a meathead.

01:17:46.000 You're a pretend meathead.

01:17:48.000 Sometimes you go meathead when you and him wrestle together, but then when you get smushed, you decide you're not a meathead.

01:17:53.000 I don't have the frame for meathead.

01:17:54.000 And you drive an electric car.

01:17:56.000 I don't have the frame, but I have a lot of enthusiasm.

01:17:59.000 See, meatheads would celebrate that they got a scratch on their forehead from the rug.

01:18:03.000 No, I'm 50. See, your frame is not that bad.

01:18:06.000 You got a good body, B. It's not that bad.

01:18:08.000 Like, if you really got into lifting weights, you could be jacked.

01:18:11.000 I've been doing Olympic lifting lately.

01:18:12.000 Come on.

01:18:13.000 Yes.

01:18:13.000 Swear to God.

01:18:14.000 Really?

01:18:14.000 Yep, at the Venice Barbell Club, so fuck you guys.

01:18:17.000 I'd have to confirm it.

01:18:18.000 I want to show you something that makes you feel bad.

01:18:20.000 I explode off the line now.

01:18:21.000 Get you some of that, B. Soak that in.

01:18:23.000 Soak this in.

01:18:24.000 See, you could get that tiger tattoo.

01:18:25.000 I'm very happy with your arm right now.

01:18:27.000 Hey, Joe, you know Brian has to get a tattoo?

01:18:29.000 You know he has to get a tattoo?

01:18:30.000 Remember we got 10 million downloads?

01:18:32.000 Yes.

01:18:33.000 Oh, that's right.

01:18:33.000 Remember that?

01:18:34.000 Are we going to get a fighter and the kid tattooed?

01:18:35.000 Yeah.

01:18:36.000 That's going to be a good thing to have once Fighter and the Man goes live.

01:18:40.000 Hey man, I don't like this!

01:18:41.000 You'd be like...

01:18:42.000 I don't like this!

01:18:44.000 This is back in the day when everything was cooking for me.

01:18:49.000 I'll just lift and then I'll get a little thicker.

01:18:53.000 I just can't put on weight because I don't try hard enough and I don't care.

01:18:56.000 I want to see a podcast just with you and Eddie Bravo.

01:19:00.000 Just you and Eddie Bravo.

01:19:02.000 Just the Pizzagate Chronicles.

01:19:04.000 Every week.

01:19:05.000 Oh, look at that beautiful sweep.

01:19:07.000 Did I tell you that Donald Cerrone came and watched me spar?

01:19:09.000 And I go, what am I doing wrong?

01:19:10.000 And he goes, everything.

01:19:11.000 Everything.

01:19:13.000 He gave me a lesson.

01:19:15.000 It was great.

01:19:15.000 I bet we're flying to Oklahoma, so he's talking about boxing.

01:19:18.000 He wouldn't talk to me.

01:19:19.000 He got mad.

01:19:19.000 I go, my sparring.

01:19:20.000 And he goes, I'm not talking to you about sparring.

01:19:24.000 I can't have this conversation.

01:19:25.000 He got really loud on the plane.

01:19:27.000 He goes, I can't do this.

01:19:29.000 I can't.

01:19:30.000 Because I was mad.

01:19:30.000 And I was like, I'm not my left.

01:19:32.000 And he's like, I'm not going to.

01:19:33.000 What the fuck?

01:19:33.000 Because I sucked him in for a second.

01:19:35.000 Like I sucked him in.

01:19:36.000 He's like, well, if you want to.

01:19:37.000 What do you want to do?

01:19:38.000 He goes, hold on.

01:19:39.000 What the fuck am I doing?

01:19:40.000 What am I doing?

01:19:42.000 It's Saturday!

01:19:42.000 I'm not talking to you about fighting!

01:19:43.000 Do you not have enough ground in your life that you need to focus on sparring and boxing?

01:19:48.000 Well, he's distracting himself with, like, tennis lessons and all that shit.

01:19:50.000 He should be writing jokes.

01:19:52.000 No shit, but I love it.

01:19:52.000 Instead, he's out there hitting mitts and...

01:19:55.000 I do it all.

01:19:56.000 You do it all?

01:19:57.000 Yeah, brother.

01:19:58.000 How tired is this guy?

01:19:59.000 I'm going to change his topic.

01:20:01.000 How tired is a combat?

01:20:02.000 Nice takedown, though.

01:20:03.000 It's called running the pipe.

01:20:04.000 Is that what it's called?

01:20:05.000 It's a good takedown.

01:20:05.000 Simple, simple.

01:20:06.000 He's almost mounted him here.

01:20:07.000 Simple, single legs.

01:20:09.000 Have you guys noticed quietly Russians are just taking over combat sports?

01:20:13.000 They're not regular white people.

01:20:15.000 They're not.

01:20:15.000 They're just quietly taking shit over.

01:20:17.000 It's a culture that puts masculine power at a premium.

01:20:21.000 Anthony Joshua would care to differ.

01:20:24.000 Hey, dude, how about fucking Crisco walked in a box and burned?

01:20:27.000 He did?

01:20:28.000 Just walked in, was like, this is cool.

01:20:30.000 Just giant dude checking things out.

01:20:34.000 I'm here to mix things up.

01:20:36.000 He wants to train, because his girl's out, he wants to train there, you know, just when he's doing things here in L.A. Oh, so that's going to be the gym he works at?

01:20:42.000 I think so, yeah.

01:20:43.000 How interesting.

01:20:43.000 He's going to work out at a boxer-sized gym.

01:20:46.000 Well, Conor McGregor works out there, too.

01:20:48.000 But why didn't he go to Wild Card?

01:20:50.000 I don't know.

01:20:51.000 Maybe he doesn't want to deal with all the bullshit.

01:20:52.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:20:55.000 For Conor Go, they shut it down.

01:20:58.000 Oh, do they?

01:20:58.000 When I was in camp, they'd literally shut the classes.

01:21:00.000 They'd organize stuff around.

01:21:01.000 Oh, interesting.

01:21:02.000 I was talking to Wes Chatham.

01:21:04.000 He would work out at Wildcar West, but every time he'd be working out, somebody would be like, you want to spar?

01:21:09.000 You want to spar?

01:21:11.000 That's the culture there.

01:21:12.000 Yeah, that's tough when you just want to work out.

01:21:14.000 And he doesn't want to say no because he's a young guy.

01:21:15.000 And I told you this before, Brian, because Brian was like, I just want to get put out of spar.

01:21:18.000 And he went, I want you to walk into Wild Card West and you're going to get all the spar you can handle.

01:21:22.000 Mario Lopez will punch you in the dick so hard.

01:21:25.000 We'll punch you in the dick so fucking hard.

01:21:28.000 How much sparring does Mario do?

01:21:30.000 I think he's doing a bunch.

01:21:32.000 But I worry about that.

01:21:33.000 I worry about those guys that do that recreational sparring.

01:21:36.000 Yeah.

01:21:37.000 And then all of a sudden one day they're like, where are my keys?

01:21:39.000 It doesn't make sense.

01:21:40.000 Oh, they're in my hand.

01:21:40.000 You get fucking hit.

01:21:41.000 It doesn't make sense to me.

01:21:42.000 Why are you doing that?

01:21:43.000 Are you getting paid to get in the head?

01:21:44.000 I don't get it.

01:21:45.000 He enjoys it.

01:21:45.000 I talked to him about it when he fought one of our friends from Tenth Planet Jiu-Jitsu.

01:21:51.000 He's been boxing for a long time, too, I think.

01:21:54.000 Oh, yeah.

01:21:54.000 He has been, like, legitimately.

01:21:56.000 He had an amateur boxing match with a buddy of mine.

01:22:02.000 It's fun, you gotta test yourself.

01:22:04.000 You're in TV, so you gotta make sure you still have your man card, stuff like that, but there's other ways to do it.

01:22:09.000 Jiu-Jitsu's the best way to do it, because you don't get the brain damage.

01:22:13.000 But a lot of guys don't like the damage to your neck, and your knees, and your joints, and your back.

01:22:18.000 I don't know.

01:22:19.000 Sometimes it's a personality thing too.

01:22:20.000 I think strikers a lot of times have different personalities.

01:22:23.000 I'm talking about guys who do it.

01:22:25.000 Like the difference between a striker, a pure striker and a pure wrestler, there's actually a personality difference I think sometimes.

01:22:31.000 Maybe.

01:22:31.000 It's also like, you know, a lot of guys who could have been big time, or would have really gotten big time into striking, they found jiu-jitsu first, and they got big time into jiu-jitsu.

01:22:41.000 They're both awesome.

01:22:42.000 It depends where they're at.

01:22:43.000 Look, I like both of them, man.

01:22:44.000 I love striking.

01:22:46.000 I like it all.

01:22:46.000 I love jiu-jitsu.

01:22:48.000 I mean, I think that the difference in striking clearly is that you can get hit and hurt.

01:22:54.000 I mean, you get hit a little bit in jujitsu, you headbutt each other and run into knees and shit.

01:23:00.000 Do you know what I would have done, and I'm not being funny here, if you put me in a time machine and I was, let's say, 18, 14. I'm not kidding.

01:23:08.000 I would trade in wrestling.

01:23:10.000 Hold on, are you kidding?

01:23:11.000 Yeah, I'd trade in wrestling, taekwondo, all this stuff.

01:23:13.000 I would be practicing an instrument, I would be a great dancer, and I would sing.

01:23:18.000 Right.

01:23:18.000 And then you would get distracted by pussy, and you would start doing stand-up, and then you'd go on the road.

01:23:24.000 I don't think you would do that, B. You'd try and be a fighter, I think.

01:23:29.000 No, because knowing what I know now, I don't have that.

01:23:32.000 And you think dancing, you fucked up by not singing and dancing?

01:23:36.000 Look at me.

01:23:37.000 I would have been great.

01:23:38.000 At singing?

01:23:39.000 At dancing, for sure.

01:23:40.000 At singing?

01:23:41.000 Singing is something you can work at.

01:23:41.000 I don't know.

01:23:44.000 I'm not talking about being a great singer.

01:23:45.000 That's a poor talent.

01:23:46.000 I'm not talking about being...

01:23:47.000 No, no, no.

01:23:47.000 You're wrong.

01:23:48.000 Singing?

01:23:48.000 No, you're wrong.

01:23:49.000 You're completely wrong.

01:23:49.000 Yes, some people have amazing instruments, but you can become a very good singer just with training.

01:23:53.000 Believe me, you can.

01:23:54.000 Do you think that you have a voice that could translate into being a good singing voice?

01:23:58.000 Well, not to be a dick, but I did sing in theater school.

01:24:03.000 I got to a point where I wouldn't hurt your ears.

01:24:05.000 What song did you sing?

01:24:07.000 I sang all the musicals and stuff.

01:24:07.000 I don't know.

01:24:09.000 It was exhausting.

01:24:10.000 Give me a couple of notes.

01:24:11.000 I sang Into the Woods.

01:24:13.000 Was that song No More Giants?

01:24:15.000 No.

01:24:15.000 Sing a little bit.

01:24:16.000 Come on.

01:24:16.000 A little bit.

01:24:17.000 No, because it'll move you to tears.

01:24:19.000 Come on.

01:24:20.000 I can't just...

01:24:23.000 I picture you as a country-western singer.

01:24:24.000 There is music inside of me.

01:24:28.000 I picture you doing a cover of some Hank Williams Jr. No, dude.

01:24:32.000 I don't sing country.

01:24:33.000 I picture New Kids in the Block.

01:24:34.000 We don't like country?

01:24:35.000 New Kids Unlocked?

01:24:36.000 No.

01:24:36.000 No, listen.

01:24:37.000 Some people have great voices, but you've got to remember Justin Timberlake's been singing since he was a little kid.

01:24:41.000 Born with a lot of talent, though.

01:24:43.000 He's been singing since he was a little kid.

01:24:44.000 And dancing.

01:24:45.000 Talent, though.

01:24:46.000 Talent, but also...

01:24:48.000 I wish I could go back and second be LeBron James.

01:24:53.000 It's actually very different.

01:24:53.000 Hold on.

01:24:53.000 No, no, no.

01:24:55.000 I'm sorry.

01:24:55.000 Yes, there's talent, but there's timing and comedy.

01:24:58.000 But singing and dancing is something that when you've been doing since a little kid, the reason that he's so good is that's been trained into him.

01:25:06.000 He also has talent, though, B. He has talent.

01:25:08.000 Some people definitely have talent, but I think what Brian is saying is you can get better.

01:25:08.000 A lot of talent.

01:25:13.000 Oh, for sure.

01:25:14.000 With coaching, and I think that it's also a muscle, right?

01:25:17.000 Your throat's 100% a muscle, so you can get very good and very powerful with your voice.

01:25:26.000 I just know too many Broadway singers and dancers, the amount of practice that they put in from early ages.

01:25:32.000 It's a very, very physical process.

01:25:35.000 Opera is the same way.

01:25:35.000 And I agree, you can practice me and get better, but don't you think a lot of those singers, their parents learned from a very young age, they were performers, like they were good at singing?

01:25:43.000 Sure.

01:25:43.000 I mean, look, Adele has...

01:25:44.000 Because my dad looked at my bro and went, probably not for you.

01:25:46.000 Even if Michael Jackson helped him sing all his life, he's not going to be a professional singer.

01:25:51.000 You know how many lessons Adele had coming up?

01:25:54.000 Well, she's very special, but she also was always singing.

01:25:57.000 She also makes money doing it.

01:25:59.000 But some people are very, very special.

01:26:00.000 But, like, my grandfather, when I did a musical, my grandfather saw me do a musical, and I was 20 through 2 or whatever, and he said to me, it was great, Sicilian from Brooklyn, no nonsense.

01:26:11.000 He goes, listen to me, you're funny.

01:26:13.000 You made them all laugh with your antics.

01:26:15.000 You're never going to make a living as a singer.

01:26:16.000 Don't sing.

01:26:17.000 Don't waste your time on this.

01:26:18.000 Now, I had only been singing for a year.

01:26:20.000 He was right.

01:26:21.000 So he gave up the...

01:26:22.000 How about I show you, fuckface?

01:26:24.000 And then you start singing his face.

01:26:26.000 Just singing.

01:26:26.000 Yeah.

01:26:27.000 Just fucking sucking.

01:26:28.000 La la [...

01:26:30.000 Yeah.

01:26:31.000 Here's that fucking bullshit Logan movie.

01:26:33.000 Not interested.

01:26:34.000 Not interested.

01:26:35.000 Don't let the little girl fool you.

01:26:36.000 She's the best thing in the movie.

01:26:39.000 I don't know, dude.

01:26:39.000 It looks pretty good.

01:26:40.000 It's high-octane action.

01:26:41.000 That's what they just said.

01:26:42.000 Let me ask you this.

01:26:42.000 When he got jacked for Logan, how many steroids did he do?

01:26:45.000 All of them?

01:26:46.000 Hey, in Muscle& Fitness, he goes, you know, when I got the Wolverine roll, I knew I needed to put on some muscle, so I called up the one guy who knows about this, and Rock sent me his dietician, and I got on his diet.

01:26:59.000 I went, now is it just D-ball and Winstroll, or how does that work?

01:27:02.000 And grass-fed beef.

01:27:03.000 Is it just pure red meat and testosterone?

01:27:06.000 He's got a big frame.

01:27:08.000 He's a big guy, for sure.

01:27:11.000 But, I mean, he got jacked.

01:27:14.000 Like, look how big he got.

01:27:15.000 You don't get that kind of vascularity in your 40s, unless you're Brian Callen, you know what I'm saying?

01:27:19.000 Well, there's a picture of him.

01:27:20.000 That's not even the best picture of him.

01:27:22.000 That's probably photoshopped a little bit, but...

01:27:23.000 Oh, I don't know about that.

01:27:25.000 Yeah, it's a little photoshopped.

01:27:25.000 I mean the veins.

01:27:26.000 That one's a little photoshopped.

01:27:28.000 No, there's pictures of him legitimately in the gym lifting weights.

01:27:31.000 Yeah, muscle fitness.

01:27:32.000 He's not as big there as he was in the other ones.

01:27:35.000 But that vascularity.

01:27:36.000 In some movies he got bigger than he did in other ones.

01:27:39.000 That's probably as legit as it gets.

01:27:41.000 He's awesome.

01:27:41.000 That's what he really is built like.

01:27:43.000 He's shredded, man.

01:27:44.000 There's some of him lifting.

01:27:44.000 Yeah.

01:27:46.000 There's one of him deadlifting.

01:27:48.000 See if you can find Hugh Jackman deadlifting.

01:27:52.000 I think he's gay.

01:27:53.000 I'm not going to comment on that.

01:27:56.000 I don't know.

01:27:56.000 There he is in the pool.

01:27:58.000 I'll get that some bullshit there.

01:27:59.000 That looks like a normal dude.

01:28:01.000 Oh, there's one of them deadlifting.

01:28:03.000 Yeah.

01:28:04.000 That's Wolverine.

01:28:04.000 Jacked.

01:28:05.000 That's a lot of weight right there.

01:28:07.000 A lot of weight.

01:28:07.000 Yeah.

01:28:09.000 Yeah, he's lifting some real weight.

01:28:11.000 I mean, that's the way to get bigger, man.

01:28:12.000 You want to get bigger, you got to deadlift.

01:28:14.000 Yeah, deadlift.

01:28:14.000 That's what I always say, Joe.

01:28:16.000 Is that what you always say?

01:28:17.000 Always.

01:28:17.000 Hey, take the one to the speed of it.

01:28:19.000 Boom!

01:28:20.000 What's up, son?

01:28:21.000 Hey.

01:28:22.000 That's a good body right there.

01:28:23.000 He's wearing jean shorts.

01:28:24.000 Well, you're fucking right, he is.

01:28:25.000 Being a multi-millionaire.

01:28:26.000 It's Wolverine.

01:28:27.000 That's what he wears.

01:28:28.000 That's a tough thing to pull off today.

01:28:28.000 Daisy Dukes.

01:28:30.000 As a guy?

01:28:31.000 Yeah.

01:28:31.000 Back in the day, you can do it.

01:28:33.000 I was off Third Street yesterday, and just every girl had her ass cheeks out.

01:28:36.000 Like, these short, short shorts are in.

01:28:38.000 Those bitches aren't playing.

01:28:39.000 Ass or not, I'm like, God damn.

01:28:41.000 Those bitches aren't playing.

01:28:42.000 They're not playing.

01:28:43.000 They try to sell that pussy.

01:28:44.000 White girls with flat asses rock them.

01:28:46.000 Just whatever, man.

01:28:46.000 I'll tell you who can sing and dance.

01:28:48.000 That guy Hugh Jackman.

01:28:49.000 Why are you changing the subject?

01:28:50.000 Oh, sorry.

01:28:51.000 I want to go back to muscles.

01:28:53.000 Oh, your boy Ben Saunders.

01:28:54.000 Oh, Ben Saunders!

01:28:55.000 Ben Saunders and Peter Sabato.

01:28:56.000 That's a good fight.

01:28:57.000 Biggest 170 in the world.

01:28:58.000 Tallest.

01:28:59.000 Oh, he's 6'2".

01:29:00.000 He's definitely not, but keep talking.

01:29:02.000 A 70?

01:29:03.000 Damian Maia's bigger.

01:29:04.000 Really?

01:29:05.000 Yeah.

01:29:05.000 Oh my god.

01:29:06.000 You might used to fight at 85. Wow.

01:29:08.000 Yeah, Damien's going to be in town soon.

01:29:10.000 I'm going to try to get him on the podcast.

01:29:11.000 That'd be great.

01:29:12.000 Yeah.

01:29:12.000 His English isn't phenomenal.

01:29:14.000 It's not the best, but it's good enough.

01:29:15.000 I didn't think Cyborg was going to be great.

01:29:17.000 He was good enough.

01:29:19.000 Well, Cyborg, you brought her in with her boyfriend, right?

01:29:21.000 Yeah.

01:29:22.000 Did you see what Brian Stan did to Tyron Woodley when they were talking about, after he won, what's his name, won...

01:29:32.000 Damian Maia.

01:29:33.000 And Brian Stan took a knapsack and put it on his back, and then Brian Stan would go, forget that knapsack, and he just jumped on his back and goes, this is what's going to feel like, get used to this.

01:29:42.000 And Tyron Woodley's holding him in a suit.

01:29:44.000 What do you see what Tyron Woodley did?

01:29:45.000 He made a video of him preparing for the Damian Maia fight.

01:29:48.000 He put a backpack on and went through his entire workout with a backpack on.

01:29:51.000 That's great.

01:29:52.000 That's great.

01:29:53.000 Yeah.

01:29:53.000 Do you hear what Jermaine Durandamy said?

01:29:56.000 Jermaine Durandamy said she's not fighting cyborgs.

01:29:56.000 No.

01:29:58.000 She's going to vacate the belt.

01:30:00.000 Cyborg's a cheater.

01:30:00.000 She's a known cheater.

01:30:02.000 She said, I can't trust her to not cheat.

01:30:04.000 She cheated her whole career.

01:30:05.000 Have you ever seen someone so scared to defend the belt after?

01:30:07.000 Yeah, that sounds like a little bit of a cop-out, doesn't it?

01:30:10.000 Because, I mean, when was the last time Cyborg got caught?

01:30:11.000 In 2012?

01:30:13.000 Here's Tyron working out with the backpack on.

01:30:15.000 That's funny.

01:30:16.000 That's hilarious.

01:30:16.000 That's a good way to fuck your back up.

01:30:18.000 That's funny.

01:30:18.000 Not really.

01:30:18.000 There's no weight in that.

01:30:19.000 He's just got some clothes.

01:30:20.000 He's just joking around.

01:30:21.000 He's just joking around.

01:30:22.000 Yeah.

01:30:23.000 But there's not a good way to...

01:30:24.000 I work out with a backpack on.

01:30:26.000 I have a specific backpack that's designed by this company called the Outdoorsman that actually holds a weight plate on it.

01:30:31.000 Oh, yeah?

01:30:32.000 Like an Olympic barbell plate.

01:30:33.000 You gotta send me all this shit.

01:30:35.000 I'll send it to you.

01:30:36.000 But they have a thing on it where it sticks on the back.

01:30:40.000 I actually have two of them.

01:30:41.000 Please.

01:30:41.000 I'll give you one.

01:30:42.000 And you put a weight plate on it and it clamps down just like a barbell.

01:30:46.000 Damn, that's sick.

01:30:46.000 Because I used a weighted vest.

01:30:47.000 It's not great.

01:30:47.000 Not as good.

01:30:48.000 You can get 90 pounds on this fucker.

01:30:50.000 Damn, son.

01:30:51.000 I need that See if you can find one of those, Jamie.

01:30:53.000 Dude, how about I fucked my knee up?

01:30:55.000 I fucked my knee up.

01:30:56.000 I've been running so much.

01:30:57.000 It just hurts.

01:30:58.000 I was running yesterday.

01:30:59.000 I text Cam and go, hey man, I'm putting a lot of miles in you.

01:31:01.000 I'm doing like six miles a day right now every day.

01:31:03.000 I'm going to put a lot of miles in, man.

01:31:05.000 My knee hurts.

01:31:06.000 He goes, it takes like six hours because he's probably killing to shoot some bear in the face.

01:31:06.000 What do you do?

01:31:11.000 He was.

01:31:11.000 Yeah, he was.

01:31:12.000 He texted me back.

01:31:12.000 He goes, yeah, you get injuries from time to time.

01:31:15.000 I kind of just suck up and power through it.

01:31:17.000 That's all he does.

01:31:18.000 Yeah!

01:31:19.000 Oh, cool, man!

01:31:20.000 Here's another thing about care.

01:31:20.000 Right on, that's what I'll do.

01:31:21.000 Sleeps four hours a night, never gets sick.

01:31:24.000 He's just a freak.

01:31:25.000 He's just eating moose meat every day, too.

01:31:27.000 I don't think that hurts.

01:31:28.000 He eats bear three days a week.

01:31:30.000 He's just an animal.

01:31:31.000 I feel like that's really good for you.

01:31:32.000 I just need to lose some weight if I'm a run as much as I am.

01:31:35.000 I just need to lose a little weight.

01:31:35.000 I'm not fat.

01:31:37.000 I feel like this one thing that is legit about what Cam is doing is not just his mental toughness is undeniable, his work ethic undeniable, the fact that he's been running forever undeniable.

01:31:47.000 His sleeveless teeth.

01:31:48.000 He eats wild game.

01:31:49.000 His shirts are so gay.

01:31:50.000 I keep telling him.

01:31:52.000 You cannot cut your shirt down to this.

01:31:55.000 I know you live in Oregon, but if you come to California, you can't dress like that because someone's going to fuck you.

01:32:00.000 You can't get a dick in your mouth while you're on the bench.

01:32:01.000 He has the skinny tees.

01:32:04.000 He cuts them thin like this.

01:32:06.000 That doesn't seem like Cam at all.

01:32:07.000 His tits are out the back.

01:32:08.000 I'm like, bro, you do that here, I promise you're going to get a dick in your mouth.

01:32:12.000 Go to Cam's Instagram story.

01:32:15.000 And it's him and his boy like, yeah, bumping chest.

01:32:17.000 And they both have the same T on.

01:32:19.000 The T tank.

01:32:21.000 I need a PC to do the Instagram story.

01:32:22.000 You'll love this, B. Really?

01:32:24.000 Yeah, you can do it.

01:32:24.000 You'll love this.

01:32:25.000 Oh, the Instagram story.

01:32:26.000 That's right.

01:32:27.000 See if you can find pictures of him working out on his...

01:32:30.000 But here, I'll find it.

01:32:32.000 There's tons of pictures on there.

01:32:33.000 Yeah.

01:32:34.000 His Instagram stories are pretty ridiculous, though.

01:32:37.000 Hey, Cam, if you're listening, let's stop wearing those tanks.

01:32:39.000 You know I love you, Cam.

01:32:40.000 But cut the shit, buddy.

01:32:41.000 Yeah, bro.

01:32:41.000 You do that here in LA, you can get fucked in the mouth.

01:32:44.000 And it says it's meat, sir.

01:32:45.000 Look at that.

01:32:46.000 Look at that.

01:32:47.000 It's not a bad...

01:32:48.000 I mean, he looks...

01:32:49.000 Dude, that's every gay man's dream.

01:32:51.000 Every shirt.

01:32:52.000 It's meat, sir.

01:32:53.000 Do you know what that it's meat, sir is from?

01:32:55.000 It's a quote by John Mayer, which is even more gay.

01:32:55.000 No.

01:32:58.000 John Mayer was on some sort of a radio show, and they were asking him about what he eats.

01:33:05.000 And he's like, well, I have some friends, and they cook wild game.

01:33:05.000 He was in Montana.

01:33:08.000 And he's like, how do you cook it?

01:33:10.000 He goes, it's meat, sir.

01:33:12.000 You cook it.

01:33:13.000 It's meat, sir.

01:33:15.000 He's the songbird of our generation, so you guys watch your fucking mouths.

01:33:18.000 It's not really anymore.

01:33:20.000 Where'd he go?

01:33:21.000 He just kind of fell off.

01:33:22.000 He started talking shit about girls he fucked.

01:33:26.000 Like Jessica Simpson and shit.

01:33:28.000 He did some interviews, and he was like dishing, and everybody lost a lot of respect for him.

01:33:32.000 Because he was the guy...

01:33:32.000 It was weird, yeah.

01:33:33.000 Your body's a wonderland.

01:33:36.000 Everybody wants to think he's just romantic.

01:33:37.000 My father's be good to your daughters.

01:33:40.000 How about you be good to my daughter, you piece of shit?

01:33:42.000 Yeah, fuck you, man.

01:33:43.000 Hey, fuck you, John, man.

01:33:45.000 God, you so talented, though?

01:33:46.000 Powerful 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu.

01:33:48.000 Ben Saunders ready to go down.

01:33:49.000 Damn, waiting at 168. Woo!

01:33:52.000 Every bit of 6-2.

01:33:54.000 Every bit of 6-2.

01:33:54.000 He's one of the nicest guys on the planet Earth.

01:33:57.000 Great dude.

01:33:58.000 Yeah, I love Ben.

01:33:59.000 He's a fucking great guy.

01:34:01.000 I can't wait for the main event.

01:34:02.000 He's got a nasty fucking guard too, man.

01:34:05.000 Nasty guard.

01:34:06.000 If you don't know what you're doing and Ben Saunders wraps you up, he's gonna put you in some bad positions.

01:34:12.000 Let's see what Peter Sabata could do about that.

01:34:14.000 Good Darces.

01:34:14.000 What is Eddie Bravo doing?

01:34:16.000 He's in Singapore.

01:34:16.000 He's in Thailand?

01:34:18.000 He was doing a super camp.

01:34:20.000 He was over there teaching jiu-jitsu, and then he was there for the 1FC event, which fucking Ben Askren, still undefeated now, 16-0.

01:34:31.000 Jesus Christ, UFC. He's such a freak.

01:34:33.000 Bring him over here, please, while he still can fight.

01:34:36.000 Hey, hold on.

01:34:37.000 You signed fucking Saki.

01:34:40.000 What's that?

01:34:40.000 Gokhan.

01:34:41.000 Gokhan Saki.

01:34:42.000 Which would have been great six years ago.

01:34:43.000 Fucking signed Ben Askren.

01:34:45.000 Oh, come on, bro.

01:34:45.000 How dare you?

01:34:46.000 I'm still down for Gokhan Saki right now, son.

01:34:49.000 Gokhan is a fucking savage.

01:34:51.000 Yeah, no, he's a super savage.

01:34:52.000 People are avoiding him.

01:34:52.000 Let's toss him a grappler.

01:34:54.000 Yeah, that's gonna happen, hopefully.

01:34:54.000 Yeah, that's gonna happen.

01:34:57.000 It's a weird signing.

01:34:58.000 Hopefully he'll have a guy who's willing to stand with him.

01:35:00.000 Oh!

01:35:01.000 Not good for Ben.

01:35:02.000 Oh, shit.

01:35:04.000 Oh, he cracked me with the overhand left.

01:35:06.000 You signed Gokhan, but you won't sign fucking Ben Askren?

01:35:08.000 Ben Askren and Dana White have a real thing.

01:35:08.000 Come on.

01:35:11.000 Ben Askren talked a bunch of shit about Dana White.

01:35:13.000 How many years ago?

01:35:14.000 Come on, drop it.

01:35:16.000 You're preaching to the choir.

01:35:18.000 If it was me, I would have already signed him.

01:35:21.000 I would have signed him five, six years ago.

01:35:22.000 You got Dana's ear calling, Dana.

01:35:23.000 You don't want to listen to me.

01:35:25.000 Look, it's the same thing about me telling you to write jokes.

01:35:27.000 I don't do it.

01:35:28.000 Fuck you.

01:35:28.000 I write jokes, you fuck.

01:35:31.000 That's my nerve.

01:35:31.000 Don't say that.

01:35:32.000 It bothers me.

01:35:33.000 That's a trigger.

01:35:35.000 Nothing gets me in the world, but that's a trigger.

01:35:37.000 If anybody says that, I'll have an argument now in my car as I'm driving.

01:35:40.000 I'm like, hey, fucking...

01:35:42.000 The thing is, you put Ben at the Worldweight division, he's going to wrestle his way to the championship, and they don't want that.

01:35:48.000 I love it.

01:35:49.000 I want to see him versus Damian Meyer.

01:35:50.000 Yes!

01:35:51.000 Or, you know, Woodley has something to say for Ben, too.

01:35:54.000 Oh, fuck yeah.

01:35:55.000 They're training partners.

01:35:56.000 Yeah.

01:35:56.000 They're training partners.

01:35:57.000 But that's a problem.

01:35:58.000 But the problem with Woodley is Woodley can put you on the fucking planet Pluto with one punch.

01:36:04.000 He's so fucking...

01:36:06.000 Yeah, I get you though.

01:36:07.000 Planet Pluto one punch.

01:36:09.000 Kind of fucking stumbled through that one.

01:36:11.000 I always say put you on Pluto.

01:36:14.000 I was trying to come up with a better word.

01:36:15.000 Damien has a very hard time taking Woodley down.

01:36:17.000 How do you think that fight goes down?

01:36:19.000 It's a hard fight for Damien.

01:36:21.000 Very hard fight.

01:36:22.000 Rough matchup for Damien.

01:36:23.000 Because Woodley is ruthlessly powerful on his feet.

01:36:26.000 His fucking striking is so scary.

01:36:28.000 Think about what he did to Wonderboy.

01:36:29.000 Two fights in a row.

01:36:30.000 Yeah.

01:36:32.000 Two fights in a row.

01:36:32.000 One fight.

01:36:33.000 Two fights.

01:36:34.000 That second fight was dog shit.

01:36:36.000 He hurt him.

01:36:36.000 He hurt him bad, though.

01:36:37.000 Still.

01:36:37.000 32nd in the fifth round.

01:36:38.000 But still, he can do that.

01:36:40.000 He can hurt you.

01:36:41.000 It's always a liability.

01:36:42.000 And he's hurting Wonderboy, who's one of the best strikers literally ever in the 170-pound division.

01:36:47.000 True.

01:36:47.000 Tyron Woodley can hurt anybody.

01:36:49.000 Look what he did to Robbie Lawyer.

01:36:51.000 One punch.

01:36:52.000 Bong!

01:36:52.000 Here's the problem.

01:36:54.000 Well, not the problem, but if Damien Mize doesn't even engage in that, he's going to jump to guard and half guard.

01:36:59.000 That's where it gets tricky.

01:37:00.000 He's going to try, but he's 39 years old, and he's going to try to take down...

01:37:05.000 Oh, he's way bigger.

01:37:07.000 He's taller.

01:37:08.000 But Tyron is a fucking tank.

01:37:10.000 He's all muscle.

01:37:11.000 Yeah.

01:37:11.000 But you get Damian Maia in a deep half guard, I don't care who you are.

01:37:14.000 You're going to have some trouble.

01:37:16.000 Yeah, but you're going to be taking shots on the way in.

01:37:18.000 Oh, no.

01:37:19.000 I think Woodley's the roughest matchup for Damian Maia to get a belt.

01:37:22.000 Yeah, I think so.

01:37:23.000 Yeah.

01:37:24.000 There couldn't be a worse matchup for him, but I like it.

01:37:26.000 I like it because it's interesting, but man, I wish Damien had a shot at this like a few years ago.

01:37:31.000 Sabato's got some good striking.

01:37:33.000 He's got a great jab.

01:37:34.000 Watch this.

01:37:34.000 He's doing these undercuts and all this kind of stuff.

01:37:36.000 Oh, Sabato's a good fighter.

01:37:37.000 Damn.

01:37:38.000 Is he a striker first?

01:37:38.000 He's a very good fighter.

01:37:40.000 Dean Lister in his corner.

01:37:41.000 Yeah, he is definitely.

01:37:42.000 Is it Dean Lister in Peter Sabato's corner?

01:37:44.000 Interesting.

01:37:44.000 Yep.

01:37:45.000 Where is he?

01:37:46.000 Look at this jab.

01:37:47.000 You'll see him.

01:37:48.000 Boom, boom.

01:37:49.000 Pretty sure.

01:37:50.000 Ben's got a long-ass reach, man, and he likes to throw a lot of those front kicks to the body.

01:37:55.000 Dude, how about cowboy Robbie Lawler?

01:37:57.000 That's crazy.

01:37:59.000 That's crazy.

01:38:01.000 So, I think Ben, I mean, Ben can stand with people for sure, but I think Ben's best chance is if he can get this fight to the ground.

01:38:09.000 See, I think Ben in the clinch is what he's best.

01:38:11.000 Zimbardo's really jabbing him up, Ben.

01:38:13.000 I love Ben in the plum.

01:38:14.000 Yeah, no, he's got a great plum.

01:38:16.000 His knees, he's long.

01:38:16.000 Yeah, a great plum.

01:38:17.000 They can't really get to him because he's so much bigger than them.

01:38:20.000 What's the plum?

01:38:20.000 The tie clutch.

01:38:22.000 Oh.

01:38:25.000 Sabato's been lighting him up with that jab, man.

01:38:27.000 Yeah, it's a nice step-in jab.

01:38:28.000 Damn.

01:38:29.000 Swift.

01:38:29.000 He's going underneath, too.

01:38:30.000 He's doing uppercuts.

01:38:31.000 I think it's a hard time sometimes when southpaws fight other southpaws, too.

01:38:35.000 They're like, ooh.

01:38:36.000 Yeah, it's a bit of a shit show.

01:38:38.000 This guy's facing, looks just like me.

01:38:41.000 Ben's eye is pretty fucked up from that jab.

01:38:42.000 He keeps getting caught, man.

01:38:46.000 Ben's just trying to close the distance.

01:38:48.000 Oh!

01:38:48.000 He got clipped.

01:38:49.000 He got clipped with that left hand.

01:38:50.000 That's the same thing that we got clipped.

01:38:52.000 That's why it's not going great for him.

01:38:54.000 Ben's taking a lot of punishment to the face.

01:38:56.000 Okay, but he's trying to get that clinch.

01:38:56.000 He's moving now.

01:38:58.000 He's trying to get that clinch in Sabata.

01:39:00.000 Okay, let's see if he can do anything.

01:39:02.000 Okay.

01:39:03.000 How much smarter would it be for Sabata to let him stand up?

01:39:03.000 Okay, here we go.

01:39:06.000 Sabata fucked up.

01:39:07.000 He fucked up.

01:39:08.000 He's getting wrapped up here.

01:39:09.000 He's in mission control here.

01:39:10.000 This is what Ben needs.

01:39:11.000 This is not good for Sabata.

01:39:11.000 This is not good.

01:39:12.000 And Ben's got these crazy long-ass legs.

01:39:14.000 He's going to get that left leg out.

01:39:15.000 Watch him pop that left leg out.

01:39:17.000 He's also recovering.

01:39:18.000 Sabata is trying to ease his right knee forward every time Ben moves his leg, but it's going to pop up over the top.

01:39:24.000 Now, Sabata's not in a good place.

01:39:26.000 This is not good.

01:39:28.000 What's he in danger of getting caught with here?

01:39:30.000 Submissions.

01:39:31.000 So first of all, his left arm is completely trapped, and his right arm is on the mat, which is the wrong place for it.

01:39:36.000 His right arm should be on the chest right now.

01:39:39.000 Because Ben's going to put him in the dead orchard, which means both legs trapped in a triangle, or both arms, rather, trapped in a triangle.

01:39:45.000 How much time is left, though?

01:39:46.000 Not much.

01:39:47.000 If they pulled the clock, it's probably ten.

01:39:47.000 Ten seconds.

01:39:48.000 Ten seconds, yeah.

01:39:50.000 But also remember, Ben's recovering right now.

01:39:52.000 That's it.

01:39:53.000 Great move by Ben.

01:39:54.000 Terrible move by Homeboy to let him go to fall down to the ground.

01:39:57.000 Yeah, I don't know why he did that.

01:39:59.000 I think he thought he could hammer him out and then he got wrapped up.

01:40:04.000 Yeah, interesting.

01:40:06.000 So what were we talking about?

01:40:08.000 Non-fight related.

01:40:08.000 We were just talking about something super important.

01:40:13.000 Hold on.

01:40:14.000 We're talking about Tyron Woodley, Damien Lyer, Jermaine Durand, Duck and Cyborg.

01:40:21.000 Cyborg, I think, takes a lot too much heat.

01:40:25.000 Don't you think that she's changed her physiology?

01:40:25.000 Do you?

01:40:28.000 Don't you think that...

01:40:29.000 I mean, no more than anybody else has, right?

01:40:31.000 What are you talking about?

01:40:32.000 What other woman has done that?

01:40:33.000 Well, I mean, if we're talking about steroid use that she got caught with 2012, I mean, how many people have been caught with steroid?

01:40:40.000 I think she takes an unfair brunt.

01:40:42.000 Oh, look at that straight left.

01:40:42.000 That's a straight straight left.

01:40:43.000 Boom.

01:40:44.000 I don't know.

01:40:45.000 Hey, Joe, forget about all that stuff.

01:40:47.000 It is what it is.

01:40:48.000 So what do you do with that 145-pound division?

01:40:51.000 You just don't give Cyborg a fight?

01:40:53.000 No, I think you vacate.

01:40:55.000 If Jermaine Duran, to me, does not want to fight Cyborg.

01:40:58.000 And you are allowing Cyborg to fight, and she won't fight her.

01:40:58.000 Which she said.

01:41:02.000 First of all, you've got to give Cyborg...

01:41:04.000 I mean, you've got to give her a fight, right?

01:41:06.000 Isn't she fighting Kat?

01:41:08.000 Kat and her both want it, but for whatever reason, they want to announce the fight on the Anaheim card.

01:41:13.000 Why won't they announce it?

01:41:14.000 I have no idea.

01:41:15.000 Talk to your boy.

01:41:16.000 Well, who knows what's going on?

01:41:17.000 You'd have to talk to Kat, because Kat just came out hard against Reebok.

01:41:20.000 You see that interview?

01:41:22.000 Yeah, I saw that, but the thing is, Kat wants to fight, Cyborg wants to fight, but there seems to be some sort of hiccup.

01:41:29.000 I'm not sure what it is.

01:41:30.000 I don't know what it is.

01:41:31.000 But also, Cyborg's going on social media, and it's good she's voicing her pain, she's unhappy, but it's relentless.

01:41:38.000 It's every day.

01:41:39.000 I don't know if they want that as their champ.

01:41:42.000 So you want the fight and you want to be the champ now, but the UFC's going, hold up.

01:41:46.000 She's already, you know, yelling now.

01:41:48.000 What is she saying every day?

01:41:50.000 She's saying, give me a fight.

01:41:51.000 Oh!

01:41:51.000 Ben Saunders with a stiff jab.

01:41:53.000 She's literally saying, I don't understand.

01:41:55.000 Give me a fight.

01:41:55.000 Let me fight Megan Anderson, who's, you know, the champion and victor.

01:41:58.000 Let me fight Kat.

01:41:59.000 Let me fight somebody.

01:42:00.000 Do something.

01:42:01.000 Well, I could see her argument.

01:42:03.000 She wants a fight, and Megan Anderson wants a fighter.

01:42:03.000 That makes sense.

01:42:05.000 I think that's a good fight.

01:42:07.000 That's the best fight you can make.

01:42:08.000 Kat Singano really doesn't make sense.

01:42:10.000 Well, Kat Singano has a name in the UFC, and Megan Anderson doesn't have a name in the UFC yet.

01:42:15.000 But yeah, I agree with you.

01:42:16.000 That's a good fight.

01:42:16.000 And Megan Anderson's a big girl.

01:42:18.000 Big girl and very talented.

01:42:21.000 Very talented.

01:42:21.000 It's a great fight.

01:42:23.000 Oh, Ben got rocked!

01:42:25.000 Oh, Sabata!

01:42:27.000 Oh, Jesus!

01:42:28.000 This is tough for Ben, man.

01:42:29.000 He's taken a lot of punishment in this fight.

01:42:31.000 Jesus.

01:42:33.000 Fuck, he's tough, though.

01:42:34.000 Look how tough he is, dude.

01:42:35.000 God, is he tough?

01:42:36.000 Tough as shit.

01:42:38.000 My God, he's just...

01:42:39.000 Ooh, Sabato's got that crazy...

01:42:40.000 Sabato's being calculated.

01:42:42.000 It's an uppercut.

01:42:43.000 That, like, sort of up-jab.

01:42:44.000 Up-jab.

01:42:45.000 It's amazing.

01:42:46.000 He's being very smart and calculated.

01:42:48.000 Ben's taking punishment here, though.

01:42:48.000 Not rushing.

01:42:50.000 He's busted up, man.

01:42:51.000 He's busted up.

01:42:53.000 What a tough...

01:42:54.000 He's fucking taking punishment.

01:42:57.000 He keeps coming back.

01:42:58.000 He's trying to strike with him, too, man.

01:43:00.000 That Anaheim card has John and DC, though, too.

01:43:03.000 Yeah.

01:43:04.000 Well, and I think there's another big fight on that card, too, right?

01:43:04.000 Can't wait for that.

01:43:08.000 There is.

01:43:09.000 Who is it?

01:43:10.000 It just got announced, didn't it?

01:43:12.000 Young Jamie, what's the current state of the Anaheim card?

01:43:16.000 I just don't know why you don't do Cyborg versus that Megan Anderson.

01:43:20.000 Oh!

01:43:21.000 Oh my god!

01:43:22.000 They should stop the fight.

01:43:23.000 Stop, stop, please stop the fight.

01:43:24.000 Please, please stop the fight.

01:43:25.000 He's going to stop it.

01:43:26.000 Stop, stop, stop, stop.

01:43:28.000 That's it.

01:43:28.000 That's a good stoppage.

01:43:30.000 That was a terrible fight for Ben.

01:43:33.000 Oof.

01:43:34.000 Jesus.

01:43:34.000 Peter Sabota.

01:43:35.000 Hey, man.

01:43:36.000 Poor man.

01:43:37.000 He's a tough guy, but that's a legit stoppage.

01:43:39.000 Yes.

01:43:39.000 Oh, yeah.

01:43:40.000 That's fair.

01:43:40.000 He got hurt.

01:43:41.000 I can't wait for this man.

01:43:42.000 He was taking a lot of punishment.

01:43:43.000 Peter Sabota looked good.

01:43:44.000 UFC 214. Okay.

01:43:46.000 Daniel Cormier, Jon Jones.

01:43:47.000 What else have we got here?

01:43:49.000 Oh, this isn't the main...

01:43:50.000 I mean, this is just who's on so far.

01:43:52.000 Mm-hmm.

01:43:53.000 Oh, Dulo Choi and Andrew Feely.

01:43:56.000 Ooh, Sterling Hennenborough.

01:43:59.000 That's a fun one.

01:44:00.000 I mean, these aren't any needle movers, but they're still going to fill the card up.

01:44:04.000 Ooh, Jared Brooks!

01:44:06.000 That's a big step up for Aljamain Sterling.

01:44:09.000 Huge step up.

01:44:10.000 They're banking on Hennen kind of being over the hill, I think.

01:44:13.000 Hennenborough's 15?

01:44:15.000 He's ranked number 15?

01:44:17.000 I mean, he's lost his last two.

01:44:17.000 Is he really?

01:44:19.000 How old is he?

01:44:20.000 It's featherweight now, right?

01:44:22.000 Remember, we went out for 35. That's right.

01:44:24.000 But still, 15?

01:44:25.000 Yeah.

01:44:26.000 Fuck, son.

01:44:28.000 Did you hear that...

01:44:29.000 What's her face?

01:44:32.000 Tested positive?

01:44:34.000 What the fuck's her name?

01:44:35.000 In Dallas.

01:44:36.000 Yeah.

01:44:37.000 Yeah, I saw that.

01:44:38.000 Who is this?

01:44:38.000 But under USADA? Yeah, she had an elevated epitestosterone ratio.

01:44:44.000 Who is this?

01:44:46.000 What the fuck's her name?

01:44:49.000 Jermaine?

01:44:50.000 No, no.

01:44:52.000 What the hell's her name, Jamie?

01:44:54.000 Yeah, but under USADA rules, she wouldn't have tested positive.

01:44:57.000 So it's under the Dallas Commission.

01:44:59.000 Casey?

01:45:00.000 Doesn't say...

01:45:01.000 Yeah, Courtney Casey.

01:45:02.000 Courtney Casey.

01:45:03.000 There you go.

01:45:04.000 That's what sucks.

01:45:04.000 That's what it is.

01:45:06.000 Her win is overturned.

01:45:08.000 She's fined 5,000.

01:45:09.000 But under USADA rules, she'd pass the test.

01:45:13.000 But under Dallas Commission, like, nah, son, not up in here.

01:45:16.000 Under USADA rule, she passed the test.

01:45:18.000 How's that work?

01:45:18.000 Yeah.

01:45:19.000 I have no idea.

01:45:20.000 But she has an elevated epitestosterone to testosterone ratio, right?

01:45:24.000 Yeah, before Dallas, though.

01:45:26.000 But under USADA regulation, she didn't.

01:45:29.000 That's weird.

01:45:30.000 But Dallas Commission's the one who overturned it, because that's the commission.

01:45:32.000 Isn't that weird?

01:45:33.000 Well, I mean, it makes you think, like, why doesn't...

01:45:36.000 Do USADA have more stringent testing than Dallas?

01:45:40.000 I don't understand.

01:45:40.000 They have different standards, like Olympics 1-1, I think, or 2-1, some are 4-1, 5-1.

01:45:46.000 Here it is.

01:45:47.000 Casey picked up the biggest win, blah, blah, blah.

01:45:50.000 USADA, the official anti-doping agency, has yet to announce if they'll be taking any action.

01:45:55.000 Oh, so Dallas has only suspended her for a short amount of time, though.

01:45:59.000 The only suspended for 90 days.

01:46:01.000 We have not been informed by USADA of anything regarding potential anti-doping policy violation for Courtney Casey.

01:46:07.000 No positive tests, no suspicion of anything.

01:46:10.000 Now or in the past, USADA has not been in contact about anything.

01:46:14.000 So scroll up to the top of this article.

01:46:17.000 So what happened here then?

01:46:21.000 Suspended for three months.

01:46:22.000 See, that's what's weird.

01:46:23.000 Because suspending her for three months through Dallas, if you get suspended through USADA, it's two years.

01:46:31.000 Yeah.

01:46:32.000 Right?

01:46:32.000 Isn't it two years?

01:46:33.000 I mean, most of the commissions, they all follow the same rules, but she's just suspended in Dallas.

01:46:39.000 Joe Daddy.

01:46:39.000 Yeah.

01:46:41.000 Yeah.

01:46:42.000 Interesting.

01:46:43.000 It's weird.

01:46:44.000 All the four to one, I think Olympics two to one, just depends on the commission.

01:46:49.000 But with USADA, because USADA is an employee of the UFC, remember?

01:46:53.000 USADA is an outsourced, subcontracted employee of the UFC. Yeah, but how does USADA not catch it?

01:46:59.000 That's what I don't understand.

01:47:00.000 Don't they test the samples as well?

01:47:02.000 Wasn't it random?

01:47:04.000 They don't test everyone, do they?

01:47:05.000 I don't know.

01:47:06.000 I don't think they don't test every fighter on the card.

01:47:09.000 But Dallas does?

01:47:10.000 Or Dallas did random.

01:47:12.000 She was one of the random ones.

01:47:14.000 Now, what causes someone to have an elevated epitestosterone range?

01:47:18.000 There's a bunch.

01:47:19.000 There's a bunch of ways to trip those, yeah.

01:47:22.000 But a lot of it is like taking some sort of external testosterone, right?

01:47:25.000 Could be, yeah.

01:47:27.000 Peter Sabota.

01:47:29.000 TKL. Looking good.

01:47:31.000 Look at that wool jacket.

01:47:33.000 Look at that handsome bastard.

01:47:34.000 You better come correct in England, man.

01:47:36.000 Hard as a handsome dude.

01:47:37.000 He's a very good looking man.

01:47:39.000 He's got a pocket square?

01:47:40.000 Of course he does, right?

01:47:41.000 Yes, there it is.

01:47:42.000 Guy Ritchie style.

01:47:43.000 Oh, there's Dean Lister.

01:47:44.000 Powerful Dean Lister.

01:47:46.000 Looking thicker than a musketeer.

01:47:48.000 He is so thick.

01:47:49.000 He rolls with Jocko all the time.

01:47:51.000 They're training partners.

01:47:52.000 Oh, really?

01:47:52.000 Yeah.

01:47:53.000 When Callan's out of the room, let's talk shit about him.

01:47:55.000 Hey guys, come on.

01:47:56.000 Seriously, man.

01:47:56.000 That's where I draw the line, huh?

01:47:59.000 So about that joke writing.

01:48:00.000 I fucking knew it!

01:48:02.000 I fucking knew it!

01:48:07.000 He's such a character.

01:48:08.000 That's a trigger form.

01:48:09.000 It's fine.

01:48:09.000 I avoid it.

01:48:10.000 I can't help it.

01:48:11.000 I don't want to do it.

01:48:11.000 I can't help it.

01:48:12.000 It's like I want to poke.

01:48:13.000 It's a soft spot.

01:48:14.000 It's the only soft spot you'll see on him.

01:48:16.000 I see it right there.

01:48:16.000 I just want to go...

01:48:17.000 I avoid it.

01:48:19.000 And then to overcompensate for the next week and talk about how much writing he's doing.

01:48:22.000 I'm like, dude, I never said he did it.

01:48:23.000 Tell Joe this, not me, man.

01:48:25.000 Talk about his boxing and how much writing he's doing, sparring.

01:48:28.000 Dove Davidoff's a tough guy, okay?

01:48:30.000 I know we're just talking shit, but Dove Davidoff can fight.

01:48:33.000 He can fight.

01:48:34.000 And he's a good friend of mine, just like John Joseph.

01:48:36.000 John Joseph.

01:48:37.000 We're tight.

01:48:38.000 We're tight.

01:48:38.000 That's a good-looking jacket Dan Hardy's wearing.

01:48:41.000 What's up with that third button?

01:48:42.000 The English has to come correct, man.

01:48:45.000 I love when your boy Guy Ritchie broke it down on the suit.

01:48:48.000 I said, fucking educate this man.

01:48:51.000 Guy Ritchie's a bad motherfucker.

01:48:52.000 He really is.

01:48:53.000 Legit black belt?

01:48:54.000 Yeah.

01:48:54.000 He's a Henzo Gracie black belt.

01:48:55.000 He's been doing it for a while.

01:48:56.000 Henzo Gracie doesn't give out any bullshit black belts.

01:48:59.000 You know what broke my heart is hearing that and then hearing his movie bombed.

01:49:02.000 Did it bomb?

01:49:03.000 Yeah.

01:49:05.000 A little bit.

01:49:06.000 Did you watch it?

01:49:07.000 You didn't see it?

01:49:07.000 No, I didn't see it.

01:49:08.000 I'm just saying at the box office.

01:49:10.000 No, I don't know if it sucks.

01:49:11.000 I just know it didn't do well at the box office, which doesn't mean it bombed as far as money making.

01:49:16.000 It's a tough sell, man.

01:49:18.000 Oh, movies are awesome.

01:49:18.000 King Arthur movie with a modern twist, too.

01:49:20.000 Yeah.

01:49:21.000 Like that.

01:49:22.000 I know.

01:49:23.000 But if anyone...

01:49:24.000 I feel like they didn't announce that Guy Ritchie was that big of a part of it.

01:49:28.000 I feel like that would have sold it more.

01:49:29.000 Because once I found out he was doing it, I was like, oh, I'm definitely in now.

01:49:31.000 They're talking about Jimmy Manum while fighting a boxing match with David Hay.

01:49:36.000 He's trying to organize some sort of a boxing match.

01:49:39.000 I don't get it.

01:49:40.000 Yeah.

01:49:41.000 Well, I would like to see, because Manawa is such a fucking badass striker, if he wants to be that badass striker, please welcome Gokhan Saki!

01:49:52.000 Perfect.

01:49:53.000 That's the fight.

01:49:54.000 That's the fight.

01:49:55.000 Jimmy Manawa's going to show up with a fucking singlin' on.

01:49:58.000 He's got his ASICS wrestling shoes on.

01:50:01.000 ASICS fucking the...

01:50:02.000 Fucking air covers on.

01:50:04.000 All fingers taped.

01:50:05.000 Because he wants to wrestle him.

01:50:06.000 He'll be down in a three-point stance.

01:50:08.000 You don't want to strike with a Turkish Tyson.

01:50:10.000 Have you ever seen Gokhan Saki?

01:50:12.000 I've never seen.

01:50:12.000 Pull up a Gokhan Saki highlight reel.

01:50:15.000 Powerful dad gut.

01:50:17.000 Prepare to watch a motherfucker knock people into another dimension.

01:50:21.000 While we do that, I want to ask you really quick.

01:50:23.000 The UFC just signed him, B. Lightning hands, B. I want to ask you really quickly.

01:50:26.000 If I put moose meat and elk on a plate, could you tell the difference?

01:50:31.000 Depends on how it's prepared.

01:50:32.000 They're very similar.

01:50:33.000 There he is.

01:50:33.000 Elk has a little bit more flavor to it.

01:50:37.000 Is this a highlight reel?

01:50:39.000 Yeah, it says highlight reel.

01:50:39.000 Bet your sweet ass it's a highlight reel.

01:50:41.000 His fucking hand combinations are ruthless.

01:50:44.000 Oh my god!

01:50:44.000 Oh dude, you don't even know, man.

01:50:46.000 He's one of the best kickboxers of all time.

01:50:48.000 I'm surprised they didn't sign Tyrone Spong.

01:50:50.000 Jesus!

01:50:50.000 Well, Tyrone Spong has a broken leg, you know.

01:50:52.000 Oh my god, look at this!

01:50:53.000 From Gokhan Saki.

01:50:54.000 Dude.

01:50:55.000 You know that, right?

01:50:55.000 Oh, dude.

01:50:56.000 Woo!

01:50:56.000 Come on, son.

01:50:57.000 Gokhan Saki will light motherfuckers up.

01:50:59.000 Oh no.

01:51:00.000 Look at that.

01:51:01.000 That left hook?

01:51:02.000 Oh, no.

01:51:03.000 Dude, he has an educated left hand.

01:51:05.000 Look at that.

01:51:05.000 See, his body's nothing to write home about.

01:51:07.000 Nope, just he will destroy you.

01:51:09.000 He's just a stocky fella.

01:51:10.000 He's a savage.

01:51:11.000 He's a fucking straight savage.

01:51:12.000 That's over him, son.

01:51:14.000 Oh, wheel kick!

01:51:17.000 That was over him, by the way.

01:51:18.000 Yeah.

01:51:19.000 How much does he weigh?

01:51:19.000 How big is he?

01:51:20.000 He's a 205-er.

01:51:21.000 He's gonna fight 205. That's him against Spong.

01:51:24.000 He fought Spong and checked his leg and Spong's leg snapped in half like Anderson Silva's.

01:51:28.000 Come on.

01:51:28.000 Jesus Christ.

01:51:29.000 How is his...

01:51:30.000 Tell him to get that mask off.

01:51:31.000 That shit doesn't work.

01:51:32.000 Those are bad for you.

01:51:33.000 These people believe in those fucking masks, man.

01:51:38.000 That's silly.

01:51:39.000 How is his wrestling, Gokhan Saki?

01:51:42.000 I'd say terrible to awful.

01:51:47.000 His kickboxing is off the fucking charts.

01:51:49.000 You know his record is in MMA? Owen Warren.

01:51:51.000 Owen Warren.

01:51:52.000 He got submitted.

01:51:53.000 Look at this.

01:51:53.000 Ooh, son.

01:51:55.000 Hey, that Korean dude came correct, though, with the fashion.

01:51:58.000 Sure did.

01:51:58.000 Oh, look at this.

01:51:59.000 Look at this.

01:51:59.000 The fucking left hand.

01:52:02.000 The human rooster goes down.

01:52:03.000 That left hand is off the charts.

01:52:05.000 Oh, look at him.

01:52:06.000 Just kicking like this.

01:52:07.000 Now imagine those with four ounce gloves on.

01:52:09.000 Look at this.

01:52:09.000 Watch this combination, man.

01:52:11.000 Hey.

01:52:12.000 Look at this.

01:52:13.000 Come on, son.

01:52:14.000 Yeah, but he's gonna get taken down.

01:52:15.000 Look at this.

01:52:16.000 No, they're not gonna give him wrestlers, B. Dude, look at this fucking combination.

01:52:21.000 They're gonna make it exciting.

01:52:22.000 And this is Daniel Gita he's fighting, by the way.

01:52:24.000 Oh my god!

01:52:24.000 He's one of the best heavyweights in the fucking world.

01:52:27.000 I love this dude with the blonde mohawk.

01:52:29.000 Well, how do you strike with him, then, if you're a UFC guy?

01:52:31.000 That's ridiculous.

01:52:31.000 I don't know.

01:52:32.000 You gotta find out whether or not you can.

01:52:34.000 It's a different game.

01:52:36.000 I'll tell you this right now.

01:52:37.000 I don't want to be Jimmy Emanuel.

01:52:38.000 I'm finding out.

01:52:39.000 I don't want to fight these girls.

01:52:39.000 Well, who knows if they're gonna give him Jimmy Emanuel.

01:52:41.000 Because Jimmy Emanuel is, like, top three in the world right now.

01:52:44.000 That light heavyweight, though, it's fucking...

01:52:46.000 We need something.

01:52:47.000 That's a wheel kick.

01:52:49.000 Well, I just feel like someone, they're going to put him in there with someone that's a good fighter.

01:52:55.000 Which is just striking.

01:52:56.000 This is a big test, though.

01:52:58.000 I mean, to have him come into the UFC, it's a big signing.

01:53:01.000 It's a big deal.

01:53:02.000 For a guy like me, I mean, my dick is hard as a rock right now.

01:53:05.000 I'm very excited about this.

01:53:07.000 See, I looked down and went, God, I feel like that's a Bellator move.

01:53:11.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:53:13.000 Look at this motherfucker!

01:53:15.000 What's he gonna do?

01:53:16.000 Look at his hands!

01:53:17.000 Okay!

01:53:17.000 He's gonna put hands on people!

01:53:19.000 No, he's not!

01:53:20.000 I'll take a high school wrestler and he's gonna mop them on the fucking floor!

01:53:23.000 Why give him a high school wrestler?

01:53:25.000 Because the UFC! I want to give him somebody who lost a bet and who has to go in there and stare with him.

01:53:31.000 Who has a little bit of grudge and the UFC's like, you're gonna have to do this one for us.

01:53:35.000 Someone who's just like, questionable judgment.

01:53:38.000 Someone who makes a lot of mistakes in their life.

01:53:40.000 Thinks they're a good striker.

01:53:42.000 Oh yeah, you like the strike?

01:53:43.000 Here's Gokan.

01:53:44.000 That's terrifying.

01:53:45.000 Well, someone who wants to prove, I want to welcome them to the UFC and show them what a real striker can do.

01:53:50.000 But it might be the Meinhof phenomenon, too, though.

01:53:52.000 Like, what's his name?

01:53:53.000 Melvin Meinhof.

01:53:54.000 Manhoff.

01:53:55.000 Who was it?

01:53:55.000 Manhoff.

01:53:56.000 I was like, is this like some sort of a scientific principle?

01:53:58.000 Yes, Manhoff.

01:53:58.000 I thought you were going to say about the Winhof.

01:54:00.000 But he was so scary and devastating.

01:54:01.000 But you're talking 10 years ago.

01:54:03.000 I'm saying, though, he didn't, after the Lawler thing, Melvin, yeah.

01:54:06.000 Melvin was a monster, but Melvin had so many knockout losses that he really can't take a shot anymore, unfortunately.

01:54:13.000 He just got KO'd again.

01:54:15.000 Yeah, he did.

01:54:16.000 Yeah, I mean, he just got head kicked again in Bellator.

01:54:19.000 Look at that jacket.

01:54:20.000 Strong jacket.

01:54:21.000 That Abakini jacket's killing the game.

01:54:23.000 Did you guys sell out of those or what?

01:54:25.000 Oh, did we ever?

01:54:26.000 Did we ever, dude.

01:54:28.000 Do you guys, when you sell things, if you sell a lot of them, do you bring them back?

01:54:31.000 Oh, yeah.

01:54:32.000 Yeah, if they're good, we always bring them back.

01:54:34.000 We got our summer collection about to drop.

01:54:36.000 What do we got?

01:54:37.000 Tees, tanks.

01:54:38.000 Tees and tanks.

01:54:40.000 Tees and tanks.

01:54:41.000 Tees, tanks, dad hats.

01:54:44.000 See, I want my OSP sake.

01:54:46.000 Oh, man.

01:54:47.000 OSP will take him down and Von Flew the fuck out of him.

01:54:51.000 Correct.

01:54:51.000 That's why I want to see it.

01:54:52.000 He shouldn't fight a top ten guy right away to think that's silly.

01:54:56.000 I mean, I don't know what kind of experience he has in training.

01:55:00.000 I mean, I really...

01:55:03.000 Let's CM Punk it up!

01:55:05.000 That'll be hilarious.

01:55:08.000 He's a lot bigger than CM Punk, too.

01:55:10.000 Hey, it's the Wild West these days.

01:55:14.000 And you watch the video, it would be all about CM Punk.

01:55:19.000 Because the owners don't know what they're doing, so they just put all their eggs in CM Punk's basket.

01:55:24.000 Then he gets fucking axe kicked to the skull and cracks his face in half.

01:55:29.000 That's what would happen.

01:55:30.000 He gets...

01:55:31.000 Put on blast.

01:55:34.000 He's not going to fight again in the UFC, is he?

01:55:37.000 Yeah, he could easily.

01:55:38.000 He is, for sure.

01:55:39.000 With this regime, yeah.

01:55:41.000 Look, the UFC is in a weird position right now.

01:55:44.000 Conor is not fighting in the UFC right now.

01:55:46.000 I mean, he's on hold for this Floyd Mayweather fight.

01:55:49.000 Ronda's completely out of the picture.

01:55:51.000 Mighty Mouse doesn't want to fight TJ. Cody is hurt.

01:55:55.000 Like, boy.

01:55:55.000 Name the biggest fight of the year, Joe.

01:55:59.000 It's been a rough year.

01:56:00.000 D.C. John.

01:56:01.000 D.C. John's gonna be the biggest fight.

01:56:02.000 Well, that's gonna be the biggest fight.

01:56:03.000 I'm saying so far, though.

01:56:04.000 So far?

01:56:04.000 There really hasn't been any bangers like we're used to.

01:56:07.000 But what is the big...

01:56:09.000 The steep A1, but the numbers aren't crazy.

01:56:12.000 I'm saying like a needle mover.

01:56:13.000 What were the numbers on that?

01:56:14.000 Can you bring that up, Jamie?

01:56:15.000 It wasn't like ground shaking.

01:56:18.000 You know what's crazy?

01:56:18.000 I was watching Spencer Brooke yesterday and went, holy shit, boxing this year is better than UFC for the first time in a long time.

01:56:25.000 That was a big fight.

01:56:25.000 But boxing in general this year has been killing it.

01:56:28.000 Oh yeah.

01:56:28.000 Because they're making the matchups everyone wants to see.

01:56:30.000 Kovalev Ward is next week.

01:56:32.000 That's next week?

01:56:32.000 Next week.

01:56:33.000 The second.

01:56:34.000 Jesus, that's exactly right.

01:56:35.000 Yeah, right?

01:56:36.000 Oh no, two weeks.

01:56:36.000 Two weeks?

01:56:37.000 Two weeks.

01:56:37.000 Oh, two weeks, right.

01:56:38.000 It's the second.

01:56:39.000 It's the same weekend as the Aldo fight, right?

01:56:43.000 No.

01:56:43.000 It's after that.

01:56:44.000 It's the week after that.

01:56:45.000 Is it?

01:56:45.000 Because I'm in Australia that week, I get back.

01:56:47.000 I made sure I fucking...

01:56:48.000 I don't want to miss that.

01:56:49.000 Nice.

01:56:51.000 350,000 pay-per-view buys?

01:56:54.000 That is not that bad.

01:56:55.000 Excuse me.

01:56:57.000 Excuse me, sir?

01:56:58.000 Triple G got $150 for him.

01:57:00.000 It ain't paying your bills, though.

01:57:01.000 It's Triple G. I know, but isn't that crazy?

01:57:03.000 Not really.

01:57:03.000 He barely speaks English.

01:57:05.000 But he's such a phenomenal boxer.

01:57:06.000 Yeah, I know, but Canelo Chavez got over a million pay-per-views.

01:57:09.000 Canelo doesn't speak English at all.

01:57:11.000 He can a little, but he likes to stick to his native tongue.

01:57:15.000 I'm just saying...

01:57:16.000 I'm just saying, Stipe Dos Santos.

01:57:21.000 Like, that card was a banger.

01:57:22.000 He likes to stick to his native tongue.

01:57:24.000 Dude, I would jack off to that whole lot of...

01:57:26.000 Certain things you say with real sexual flair.

01:57:28.000 That's funny.

01:57:29.000 There's a sexual innuendo in there.

01:57:30.000 I don't know.

01:57:31.000 Two soaring black bucks.

01:57:34.000 You're called being a natural funny guy, Brian Callan.

01:57:36.000 Tell us about your tour dates.

01:57:37.000 I sure am.

01:57:37.000 I will, guys.

01:57:38.000 Oh, me?

01:57:38.000 Not you, not you.

01:57:39.000 Ah, fuck off!

01:57:40.000 Are you sold out in Australian?

01:57:41.000 Man, it's shit on Brian Day today.

01:57:43.000 We just added an extra show in Sydney.

01:57:44.000 Holy shit, you're sold out in Australia.

01:57:46.000 Brian, you sold out in Australia?

01:57:47.000 I don't want to talk about a beard or a fine improv!

01:57:50.000 Anyways, June 8th, 9th, and 10th, you fuckers!

01:57:52.000 Joe, all I'm saying is 350,000 buys for that magnitude of a card.

01:57:55.000 That card was so...

01:57:56.000 That was the best card of the year.

01:57:58.000 Live gate record for the UFC events at the American Airline Center, 2.6 million.

01:58:04.000 19,000 fans.

01:58:05.000 Interesting.

01:58:06.000 350,000?

01:58:07.000 For that, it's crazy to me, man.

01:58:09.000 That's such a fun card.

01:58:10.000 Yeah.

01:58:11.000 But it's just, we're in this weird time where people aren't, you know...

01:58:14.000 How well do you think is this going to do?

01:58:15.000 Holloway versus Jose Aldo?

01:58:16.000 That's a 350,000.

01:58:18.000 I'd say Jose versus Holloway in America.

01:58:21.000 About 27 buys.

01:58:24.000 How dare you?

01:58:25.000 Isn't that crazy, though?

01:58:26.000 That's the world we're in right now.

01:58:28.000 How dare you?

01:58:28.000 Well, I think it's also mismanagement by the UFC. I think that what you said about Frank Yeager, giving that young guy to Frank Yeager...

01:58:36.000 That's a different thing, though.

01:58:37.000 That's a different thing.

01:58:38.000 You're eating your young before they're ready.

01:58:39.000 Yeah, it's just you go through phases in fighting.

01:58:43.000 Like, Box right now is killing it, and they have all these stars ready to compete.

01:58:46.000 Yeah, but you're saying that after the fact.

01:58:48.000 If Yair did to Frank Yeager what he did to BJ Penn, you've got a giant superstar in Mexico.

01:58:53.000 But...

01:58:53.000 Let's be fair though, Joe.

01:58:55.000 Yair fighting BJ Penn is completely different than Yair fighting Frankie Edgar.

01:59:00.000 Oh, 100%.

01:59:00.000 I love BJ Penn more than a lot of people.

01:59:04.000 Oh, 100%.

01:59:04.000 He had no business fighting Yair.

01:59:06.000 That was a shitty fight to do to BJ Penn.

01:59:07.000 Well, we found out that he had no business fighting Yair.

01:59:10.000 He thought that he did.

01:59:11.000 Did we?

01:59:12.000 He thought he was going to be able to do something to him.

01:59:13.000 That's crazy.

01:59:14.000 Yeah, well...

01:59:15.000 And then we're like, Yair, Frankie.

01:59:16.000 But remember, Yair asked for Frankie.

01:59:19.000 Kicking ass is timeless!

01:59:21.000 Yeah, but you don't...

01:59:22.000 Just because he asked for it.

01:59:23.000 Is it timeless?

01:59:24.000 Father Time says, is it though?

01:59:26.000 It was timeless for Randy Couture.

01:59:30.000 Well, until Machida said, is it timeless?

01:59:31.000 How's that tooth doing?

01:59:33.000 Flying front kick, Karate Kid style.

01:59:35.000 And B-Shop held Mitzvah the night before.

01:59:36.000 I'm sorry.

01:59:37.000 Volkan Ozdemir and Misha Sirkunov.

01:59:40.000 Two guys definitely getting stopped at TSA. Excuse me?

01:59:46.000 Your passport's from what?

01:59:48.000 I'm sorry, guys.

01:59:49.000 Where are they from?

01:59:50.000 Is that name?

01:59:50.000 Are they from Dagestan or something?

01:59:51.000 I don't know where the fuck they're from, but those names confuse the shit out of...

01:59:54.000 They're from the Tartar Steps.

01:59:55.000 They're from those...

01:59:56.000 That's what I'm saying, bro.

01:59:57.000 But look at light heavyweight.

01:59:58.000 That dude's a stud.

01:59:59.000 He's from Toronto.

02:00:00.000 He's a stud.

02:00:01.000 Oh, fighting out of Toronto.

02:00:02.000 Fighting out of him.

02:00:02.000 He's a stud.

02:00:04.000 He speaks really good English, too, by the way.

02:00:06.000 And he's a fucking sick grappler.

02:00:08.000 That guy puts the squeeze on people.

02:00:10.000 Number five versus number seven.

02:00:12.000 If number seven Misha becomes fucking champion of the world, if you think 350,000 paper you guys were bad, you're about to get real, real nasty.

02:00:23.000 Misha Tate is the light heavyweight champion?

02:00:25.000 No, no, no.

02:00:26.000 Different Misha.

02:00:26.000 She put on some weight.

02:00:27.000 He's a Russian, but god damn it.

02:00:30.000 And this guy...

02:00:31.000 It's a true international sport, guys.

02:00:34.000 Volkan Ozdemir!

02:00:36.000 He's the underdog.

02:00:36.000 Dude, he's the number five ranked?

02:00:38.000 How about a name like Volkan?

02:00:39.000 How did Ozdemir become number five ranked?

02:00:41.000 Because Cheeto Finger's like, yeah, let's do it.

02:00:43.000 Is that real?

02:00:44.000 And he's also a wizard.

02:00:45.000 Wait a minute.

02:00:46.000 How is he the number five ranked?

02:00:47.000 Because heavyweight division is, you know...

02:00:50.000 Because he shakes his chest?

02:00:51.000 I want to say Ozdemir's only had...

02:00:53.000 A couple of fights in the UFC. How many fights has Ozdemir had in the UFC? Young Jamie.

02:00:58.000 Not a ton, and definitely didn't beat a lot of top-ranked guys.

02:01:00.000 Well, he had a good fight with OSP, but I believe he lost.

02:01:04.000 He lost that fight.

02:01:06.000 So many fights has Ozdemir had.

02:01:09.000 He beat OSP in a split decision.

02:01:12.000 Oh, he won.

02:01:12.000 Interesting.

02:01:13.000 So in beating OSP, he became No.

02:01:16.000 5 in one fight?

02:01:17.000 God, dog, they are thirsty for people.

02:01:20.000 Shogun is No.

02:01:21.000 4?

02:01:22.000 Whoa.

02:01:23.000 It's getting rough.

02:01:25.000 Wow, that's crazy.

02:01:26.000 They can't rank Jon Jones, even though Jon Jones is going to fight for the title, because he's suspended right now.

02:01:33.000 Yeah.

02:01:35.000 Dude, how about Gegard Mousasi?

02:01:36.000 They still haven't agreed on a money track.

02:01:40.000 Oh, because he's getting other boys.

02:01:42.000 Oh, what happened?

02:01:44.000 Ozdemir slept him.

02:01:45.000 Oh, number five.

02:01:46.000 Holy shit.

02:01:46.000 Number one.

02:01:47.000 Get you some, John.

02:01:49.000 Holy shit.

02:01:49.000 Get you some, John Jones.

02:01:51.000 What the fuck just happened?

02:01:53.000 I hope he gets on the mic and calls out.

02:01:56.000 Can't be that aggressive.

02:01:57.000 We call out Lil Nog.

02:01:59.000 Ozdemir.

02:01:59.000 Damn, Ozdemir.

02:02:02.000 I've been fucking talking about him since the 80s.

02:02:04.000 Well, I guess he's number one now.

02:02:06.000 He's number one.

02:02:07.000 Alexander Gustin, we're going to have to take a step back.

02:02:10.000 Listen, he's not hurt, so we're going to cancel this fight.

02:02:13.000 We're going to move the main event.

02:02:15.000 Ozdemir, Ozdemir.

02:02:17.000 Let's watch the highlight of that, man.

02:02:19.000 So it looks like Misha was trying to close the gap, and he just got lit up.

02:02:23.000 Let's check this out.

02:02:24.000 Lit up by the wizard.

02:02:25.000 That was a quick KO, man.

02:02:27.000 He looks like a guy who plays Dungeons and Dragons.

02:02:30.000 No, Vulcan's the exclusive name of wizardry.

02:02:33.000 He's backing him up.

02:02:34.000 He's getting lit the fuck up.

02:02:35.000 He's getting lit up.

02:02:36.000 Boom.

02:02:36.000 Hit him right behind the ear.

02:02:37.000 Wow.

02:02:38.000 One short punch like that.

02:02:40.000 Right behind the old ear.

02:02:41.000 That's interesting.

02:02:42.000 Wow, that's all it takes, huh?

02:02:43.000 Look at this.

02:02:43.000 The best light heavyweight in the world, you fucks.

02:02:45.000 That is crazy.

02:02:46.000 He's number one in the world.

02:02:48.000 Dude, that is a- It's not crazy.

02:02:49.000 You calm down.

02:02:50.000 That is a crazy one-punch knockout.

02:02:53.000 Man, if I ever have to knock somebody out and they're in my house, I'll hit him right there.

02:02:56.000 What'd you say?

02:02:56.000 I'm number four.

02:02:57.000 Damn, dude.

02:02:58.000 I'm number fucking four now.

02:03:01.000 In your face.

02:03:02.000 That's crazy, though.

02:03:03.000 Right behind the ear, you go out, huh?

02:03:04.000 Yeah, dude, I can't wait to see him versus John Jones this summer.

02:03:06.000 But, dude, I'm telling you, a lot of guys get hit behind the ear.

02:03:08.000 To get hit behind the ear sliding to the side like that while you're getting bombed on.

02:03:12.000 There's nothing worse.

02:03:12.000 He was just getting bombed on.

02:03:14.000 He was like, fuck, boom.

02:03:15.000 That's crazy.

02:03:16.000 That's why he's the best.

02:03:20.000 Oh my god.

02:03:22.000 We're both Ostomir fans.

02:03:23.000 Fighter in the Kid, we are fucking huge Ostomir.

02:03:24.000 We've been on this train for quite some time now.

02:03:27.000 A long time, dude.

02:03:27.000 Who did Corey Anderson just fight?

02:03:29.000 Corey Anderson fought...

02:03:31.000 Who did he just fight?

02:03:33.000 So he beat homeboy Brunson and then lost to Jimmy Manoa.

02:03:37.000 He's got some nipples on him.

02:03:39.000 Jimmy Manoa fucked him up, man.

02:03:41.000 Jimmy Manoa lit him up.

02:03:44.000 Manawa lit him up.

02:03:45.000 No, Brunson...

02:03:46.000 See if you pull that up.

02:03:47.000 Pull up the Jimmy Manawa KO. Is Manawa an African name?

02:03:51.000 Is he from Africa originally?

02:03:52.000 He's from England, but I'm sure African descent.

02:03:54.000 He's black.

02:03:55.000 You know, Jimmy didn't even start fighting until he was like 28 years old, and he had his first professional boxing match three months after he started training.

02:04:02.000 What?

02:04:03.000 Yep.

02:04:03.000 So I still have a chance?

02:04:04.000 Yes.

02:04:05.000 No.

02:04:05.000 I said 28, not 50. Yeah, but biologically, look at my face.

02:04:09.000 No.

02:04:10.000 All right.

02:04:11.000 A lot of lies.

02:04:12.000 The shitting on Brian continues, everybody.

02:04:14.000 A lot of lies.

02:04:14.000 I don't like the lies.

02:04:15.000 A lot of lies.

02:04:16.000 A lot of lies.

02:04:18.000 A lot of lies.

02:04:19.000 I don't like the lies.

02:04:20.000 Jimmy Mano is a freaking monster.

02:04:22.000 He's fun to watch, but any time he's faced a tough test, he's never passed it.

02:04:26.000 Well, he's going to fight...

02:04:28.000 He actually doesn't have a fight, but he got KO'd by Rumble, which everybody does.

02:04:35.000 It's such a bummer that Rumble's going to retire.

02:04:38.000 Yeah, he's out.

02:04:39.000 It's crazy.

02:04:40.000 Do we know what he's doing for the Rams?

02:04:41.000 I don't know what he's doing.

02:04:43.000 He's doing something with weed.

02:04:44.000 He is a weed business.

02:04:45.000 And he corrected me because I went, how the hell is he doing CBD stuff with the Rams?

02:04:50.000 And he reached out to me and was like, yo, they're not connected, fool.

02:04:53.000 I'm doing something with the Rams, obviously in sports, and I'm doing CBD medical marijuana over here.

02:04:59.000 They're not intertwined, asshole.

02:05:03.000 My bad.

02:05:05.000 It's crazy because he's arguably one of the most talented guys in the history of the division.

02:05:10.000 And he gets out on top.

02:05:12.000 But listen, that's the way to get out.

02:05:13.000 And his explanation for it was perfect.

02:05:16.000 Look, I'm tired of wrestling with dudes.

02:05:17.000 I'm tired of getting hit.

02:05:18.000 He said, I never enjoyed fighting.

02:05:20.000 I was just good at it.

02:05:20.000 I was just athletic.

02:05:21.000 I don't want to do this.

02:05:22.000 That's fair.

02:05:23.000 Hey, good for him, man.

02:05:24.000 Good for him.

02:05:25.000 Hell yeah, good for him.

02:05:26.000 Good for him.

02:05:27.000 What are you going to do?

02:05:27.000 Stick around?

02:05:28.000 There's three of you up there.

02:05:29.000 You're just going to keep fighting Glover, fucking Gustafin, and Jon Jones?

02:05:34.000 And now my boy fucking Misha?

02:05:36.000 Yeah.

02:05:37.000 Yeah.

02:05:37.000 No.

02:05:38.000 No, it's Vulcan.

02:05:39.000 Vulcan, bro.

02:05:41.000 That is such a crazy stoppage that he catches him behind the ear like that, sliding away.

02:05:48.000 Jimmy Manawa, you better watch your fucking P's and Q's.

02:05:50.000 Watch it, Jimmy.

02:05:51.000 Watch it, Jimmy.

02:05:52.000 Vulcan's on your move.

02:05:54.000 But let me tell you something.

02:05:55.000 Jimmy Manawa's not going to run at you like that.

02:05:58.000 This is crazy.

02:05:59.000 Misha's coming forward.

02:06:00.000 Look at this.

02:06:02.000 Dink!

02:06:02.000 That's so weird.

02:06:04.000 Blunk.

02:06:04.000 That's so interesting.

02:06:05.000 Out cold.

02:06:06.000 Good time to do it, too, right?

02:06:07.000 And begin the fight where you're cold.

02:06:08.000 Crazy.

02:06:09.000 Look at this.

02:06:09.000 Yeah, pow!

02:06:11.000 He just shuts off.

02:06:12.000 Misha will be back.

02:06:14.000 I've just never seen anything like this.

02:06:16.000 Do you know, this is a big fight for Misha, too, because Misha was almost out of the UFC. Apparently they had rough negotiations.

02:06:23.000 Damn.

02:06:23.000 They had rough negotiations, and then he gets starched like that in ten seconds.

02:06:27.000 Yeah, they're not going to be nice, too.

02:06:28.000 How many seconds was that, if you had to guess?

02:06:29.000 About six?

02:06:31.000 Twelve.

02:06:33.000 What are they saying?

02:06:34.000 Was it 12?

02:06:35.000 All that training.

02:06:37.000 All that training.

02:06:37.000 Yeah, me and him have the same color teeth.

02:06:38.000 Is that Switzerland?

02:06:39.000 Is he from Switzerland?

02:06:40.000 That sucks.

02:06:41.000 Yeah, he's from Switzerland.

02:06:43.000 Is he?

02:06:43.000 Can't be the best light heavyweight in the world having yellow teeth.

02:06:46.000 I believe that's Switzerland.

02:06:46.000 Yeah, he can.

02:06:48.000 Okay, here's Corey Anderson.

02:06:51.000 That's a good fight.

02:06:51.000 It's true.

02:06:52.000 Volkov.

02:06:52.000 Volkov just beat fucking Roy Nelson.

02:06:57.000 Manawa, actually, when Manawa knocked out Corey Anderson, he knocked him out with one punch.

02:07:02.000 The real impressive KO was Manawa versus OSP. Manawa lit OSP up like he was a fucking evergreen tree in Times Square.

02:07:11.000 For sure.

02:07:14.000 You got to see those fluid combinations.

02:07:17.000 Corey Anderson has some tits on him.

02:07:18.000 He's got some nips.

02:07:19.000 Some nippled up.

02:07:20.000 Yep, he's nippled up, guys.

02:07:23.000 Corey Anderson.

02:07:24.000 Black on black crime here.

02:07:27.000 He just catches them.

02:07:28.000 I don't see color, brother.

02:07:30.000 You don't at all?

02:07:30.000 Nah, man, I'm just...

02:07:31.000 So what do you see when you see people?

02:07:33.000 Equal rights is a huge hobby of mine, so I don't really know...

02:07:35.000 Okay, so how about the cops come, some guy from Africa robs you.

02:07:39.000 Yeah.

02:07:39.000 How do you describe him?

02:07:40.000 I drop an inbound.

02:07:41.000 I describe him as a...

02:07:45.000 Depends on what color the cop is.

02:07:47.000 Even then, I'm furious.

02:07:48.000 No, I describe him as a man with small calves and a high belly button.

02:07:50.000 That's all I say.

02:07:51.000 High belly button.

02:07:52.000 I saw a dude in line.

02:07:54.000 I was buying some chicken the other day.

02:07:56.000 No racism.

02:07:57.000 And as I was going to buy some chicken, because I'm a white guy, I like chicken too.

02:08:02.000 There was this guy in line that could not be anything but black.

02:08:07.000 I could send you a picture.

02:08:09.000 His ass was so ridiculous.

02:08:12.000 This guy was fat, too.

02:08:13.000 He wasn't an athlete.

02:08:15.000 But his ass came to the middle of his back.

02:08:16.000 He had a belly, and his upper body looked normal.

02:08:19.000 But his ass was literally like he was stealing basketballs.

02:08:23.000 This guy put a basketball in each cheek.

02:08:26.000 I celebrate that.

02:08:27.000 It was crazy.

02:08:27.000 I call that the ostrich effect.

02:08:29.000 I'll see some Instagram girls the same way, and it is just glorious.

02:08:32.000 Yeah, but the Instagram girls, a lot of those bitches have fake asses.

02:08:35.000 Not if they're black.

02:08:36.000 You never know, man.

02:08:37.000 There's black girls with fake asses, for sure.

02:08:39.000 Yeah, but if it's a white girl with a black ass, then you know what's up.

02:08:41.000 If it's a black girl, it should get you.

02:08:43.000 Well, the white girls that have those asses that are fake, the problem is they don't have fake thighs.

02:08:49.000 That's right.

02:08:49.000 So they have these toothpick thighs.

02:08:50.000 They look like toothpicks.

02:08:52.000 They look like popsicles.

02:08:53.000 Like those Kim Kardashian pictures.

02:08:55.000 Are those real?

02:08:56.000 I keep wondering if those are real.

02:08:57.000 Those are real, sir.

02:08:58.000 Yes.

02:08:58.000 And so she did get a fake ass.

02:09:00.000 Yes, 100%.

02:09:01.000 Everyone in this room would have fun with her.

02:09:03.000 Here's what happened.

02:09:04.000 What she usually does is bring fake paparazzi with her places.

02:09:09.000 They take these fake candid photos and they airbrush the shit out of them.

02:09:13.000 They Photoshop them.

02:09:15.000 They make everything look beautiful.

02:09:16.000 But when she was in Mexico, she got jacked by real paparazzi.

02:09:20.000 Some Mexicans who don't give a fuck.

02:09:23.000 They were hiding in the bushes.

02:09:24.000 And they did some real paparazzi pictures.

02:09:28.000 It's not a good look.

02:09:29.000 I was kind of appalled.

02:09:30.000 Oh, it's horrible.

02:09:31.000 Because their ass is like this big, lumpy, dumpy thing.

02:09:36.000 And then the legs are these little skinny things.

02:09:38.000 Because they're not doing any work.

02:09:39.000 She's not an athlete.

02:09:41.000 Whereas if you look like Serena Williams.

02:09:44.000 That's what I'm talking about.

02:09:46.000 We're on the same fucking page.

02:09:48.000 Giant, alpha, black...

02:09:50.000 Female ass.

02:09:51.000 I stood in sort of a talking group with her, and I was looking at her arm.

02:09:56.000 She had this very nice little dress, and I was looking at her beautiful...

02:09:59.000 I literally had to reach out at one point and grab her.

02:10:02.000 She's a specimen.

02:10:03.000 She's a specimen.

02:10:04.000 Dude, I was backstage before she was at the Miami.

02:10:06.000 Back that up just a hair, young Jamie.

02:10:08.000 Her ass is all...

02:10:10.000 It's 100% muscle meat.

02:10:12.000 Watch this.

02:10:13.000 Watch this KO. A little bit, just a wee bit earlier.

02:10:17.000 Watch this.

02:10:18.000 I remember this.

02:10:19.000 Bank.

02:10:20.000 Crazy hook.

02:10:20.000 Come on, man.

02:10:22.000 That was so accurate.

02:10:23.000 Yeah, she's a stud athlete.

02:10:25.000 And if you look at her ass, her ass is ridiculous.

02:10:28.000 Best tennis player ever.

02:10:29.000 Best female tennis player ever.

02:10:30.000 I should say redonkulous.

02:10:31.000 It's redonkulous.

02:10:32.000 Redonkulous.

02:10:32.000 But her legs are, too.

02:10:34.000 Like, her legs fit her ass.

02:10:35.000 She's in proportion.

02:10:36.000 All horsepower.

02:10:37.000 I feel like everyone here, including Jamie, is a little light in the ass for her, including myself.

02:10:40.000 But she likes regular white guys.

02:10:42.000 Have you seen her man?

02:10:43.000 Her man looks like...

02:10:45.000 She's marrying a guy who looks like, you know...

02:10:46.000 He owns Reddit, I think.

02:10:49.000 What's that?

02:10:49.000 He was on here.

02:10:50.000 Alexis Ohanian.

02:10:51.000 She's marrying him?

02:10:52.000 Yeah.

02:10:53.000 She's pregnant.

02:10:53.000 She's pregnant with his baby.

02:10:55.000 Oh, that's ridiculous.

02:10:55.000 You know she fucks him with a strap on.

02:10:57.000 You know she does.

02:10:59.000 She probably wears a mask, too.

02:11:00.000 That kid's gonna come out and be like...

02:11:01.000 She probably wears a devil mask and puts a strap on and punches him.

02:11:04.000 And hits him with tennis balls and shit.

02:11:05.000 Yeah, she probably...

02:11:05.000 Like a racket.

02:11:07.000 Yeah.

02:11:07.000 She rackets him in the asshole.

02:11:09.000 Racks him in the asshole.

02:11:10.000 That baby's gonna come out already the size of the dad.

02:11:12.000 I'm like, who the fuck is this guy?

02:11:14.000 Yeah, no punishing.

02:11:15.000 Wow, that's amazing.

02:11:16.000 Look at him stranging his ass there.

02:11:18.000 Just...

02:11:19.000 Yeah, he blew out a disc.

02:11:21.000 Lex is a nice guy, but that shit's ridiculous.

02:11:24.000 Dude, good for him for pulling her.

02:11:26.000 I'm impressed.

02:11:26.000 I like it.

02:11:27.000 That's incredible.

02:11:28.000 He's not afraid.

02:11:28.000 You're fucking right.

02:11:29.000 You're dressing up as a bear and shit.

02:11:30.000 Whatever the fuck she tells you to do.

02:11:32.000 That's incredible.

02:11:33.000 How did he pull that off?

02:11:34.000 To think we had a shot, fellas.

02:11:36.000 He's a smart guy.

02:11:37.000 Maybe he's just beta enough to sit back and let her get gorilla fucked by stud athletes on the sneak.

02:11:43.000 All right, sir.

02:11:44.000 You're talking about the greatest female female player in the world.

02:11:46.000 I'll find out.

02:11:47.000 But don't you think that she's going to want some...

02:11:50.000 Is he a real dick?

02:11:50.000 No.

02:11:51.000 He might have a real dick.

02:11:52.000 She was a drake before that.

02:11:53.000 He's not like a giant.

02:11:54.000 He might have a real dick.

02:11:56.000 Maybe he does.

02:11:57.000 He might just have this giant angry reddit dick.

02:12:00.000 Like a dragon.

02:12:01.000 Yeah.

02:12:02.000 We don't know.

02:12:03.000 Or girls don't care that much.

02:12:04.000 How about that?

02:12:04.000 How about he pulls it out and smoke comes out of the nose.

02:12:08.000 Like Smaug.

02:12:09.000 Like a hog.

02:12:10.000 Oh my god.

02:12:12.000 I'm not going to have this conversation.

02:12:14.000 Serena.

02:12:16.000 Finally.

02:12:20.000 He just, he might just be awesome though.

02:12:23.000 You have him in here?

02:12:24.000 Was he awesome?

02:12:26.000 My stomach is so full.

02:12:28.000 So you want my gold?

02:12:32.000 Gold?

02:12:34.000 How about she won that tennis tournament at nine weeks pregnant?

02:12:38.000 Did she really?

02:12:39.000 Yeah.

02:12:39.000 Oh my god, that's amazing.

02:12:40.000 Fucking monster.

02:12:41.000 I'll give you a baby.

02:12:42.000 She's such a good athlete, man.

02:12:44.000 God, that guy hit the jackpot having her baby, didn't he?

02:12:47.000 It's amazing.

02:12:48.000 For sure.

02:12:48.000 Good for him, man.

02:12:49.000 Well, she doesn't need the money.

02:12:50.000 She's rich as shit.

02:12:52.000 Yep.

02:12:52.000 Maybe she just likes nice guys.

02:12:54.000 He's a really smart dude.

02:12:55.000 Nice white guys.

02:12:55.000 Yeah.

02:12:56.000 Interesting.

02:12:57.000 She dated LaVon Arrington for a little while.

02:12:59.000 Okay, how does this fight play out?

02:13:01.000 Does Glover have anything left?

02:13:02.000 You know Glover knocked out Rashad, but Glover's got a bum shoulder, man.

02:13:06.000 And he was having a hard time with his shoulder in his last fight against Jared Kananir.

02:13:10.000 Yeah.

02:13:11.000 And he had a hard time in training for it.

02:13:12.000 If Alexander Gustafson's head is on right, to me, he's the best light heavyweight in the world.

02:13:18.000 Really?

02:13:19.000 Yep.

02:13:19.000 But DC beat him, and Jon Jones beat him.

02:13:21.000 I think he beat DC in that fight.

02:13:23.000 Well, he's the best light heavyweight in the world now that Rumble's retired, you're saying.

02:13:28.000 Well, that Rumble fight, he got head-butted.

02:13:31.000 There's a lot of asterisks, to me, talent-wise, if his mind's on right.

02:13:36.000 Remember his fight at 165 with Jon?

02:13:38.000 But a headbutt is two heads colliding.

02:13:41.000 It's not like you're hitting him with a weapon.

02:13:42.000 I'm saying it's a bit of a freak accident.

02:13:44.000 If they fight again, I bet that fight goes different.

02:13:47.000 I'm not saying he'd win, but I think it goes different.

02:13:48.000 Especially now.

02:13:49.000 You don't think that Anthony Johnson in that show to fight DC would beat Gusvin?

02:13:53.000 Well, I think he was on his way out in that fight.

02:13:55.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:13:56.000 That fight, it seemed to me like he really just did not want to fight anymore in that fight.

02:14:00.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:14:01.000 When he started clinching with DC, I was like, what is happening here?

02:14:04.000 It's weird.

02:14:05.000 He had already had it in his mind it was over.

02:14:07.000 He told everyone weeks before.

02:14:09.000 That's crazy.

02:14:10.000 He told his camp to family.

02:14:11.000 I was hearing that he was barely training for that fight.

02:14:13.000 That's what I was hearing.

02:14:14.000 I thought it was bullshit.

02:14:16.000 I was like, come on, he's fighting for the title.

02:14:18.000 And I was hearing all kinds of shit, like he came into training four weeks out.

02:14:22.000 So weird, man.

02:14:23.000 I get it.

02:14:23.000 But if you're one foot in, one foot out, you're like, I might as well get this money.

02:14:26.000 Just try and wrestle, because that's what it looked like.

02:14:28.000 How much did you think he made in that fight?

02:14:30.000 $500,000.

02:14:33.000 So, Glover is a guy that if he didn't have those six years outside of the UFC, I feel like he could have been a champ.

02:14:40.000 Not with Jon Jones at the helm.

02:14:41.000 No, he wouldn't have been a champ with Jon Jones at the helm.

02:14:44.000 He would have been before Jon Jones.

02:14:45.000 Who was before Jon?

02:14:46.000 Shogun?

02:14:47.000 Yeah, you're right.

02:14:48.000 That's fair.

02:14:48.000 He could have probably done some work.

02:14:49.000 He had a chance.

02:14:50.000 He just got there so late, right?

02:14:52.000 Yeah.

02:14:52.000 It was a visa issue?

02:14:53.000 Yep, for six fucking years.

02:14:55.000 When he was in his prime.

02:14:56.000 Damn.

02:14:57.000 He was one guy, like, when he destroyed Sokuju in the WEC, back when the WEC was in, what, Northern California in the middle of nowhere?

02:15:05.000 Remember that?

02:15:06.000 Yeah.

02:15:06.000 When Reed was running out?

02:15:07.000 Yeah, Reed Harris.

02:15:08.000 I love Reed Harris.

02:15:09.000 Love Reed.

02:15:09.000 He's a great guy.

02:15:10.000 Is he still with the UFC? Yes.

02:15:12.000 God, I love that guy.

02:15:13.000 But when Glover, back in those days, Glover was a fucking destroyer.

02:15:16.000 Like, a goddamn destroyer.

02:15:18.000 Glover's like the Brazilian boogeyman.

02:15:19.000 Everyone was like, dude, wait till this guy gets to the UFC. They're trying to figure out his visa, and then Chuck Liddell signed off on him, and Happerman signed off, and then by the time he got there, you know, he had that Rampage fight.

02:15:30.000 It wasn't great.

02:15:31.000 Well, he fought Kyle Kingsbury and smoked him, and then everybody was like, whoa.

02:15:34.000 Walden Anno.

02:15:35.000 But Maldonado clipped him.

02:15:37.000 Remember that?

02:15:37.000 Gave him the chicken dance.

02:15:39.000 Yeah, Maldonado's a secret freaking dad bod boxer.

02:15:43.000 He clipped Fedor.

02:15:45.000 He beat Fedor, sir.

02:15:46.000 I think he should have beat him.

02:15:47.000 He beat Fedor in Russia.

02:15:49.000 They're like, nah, you're good.

02:15:51.000 They're like, yeah, I don't think so.

02:15:52.000 Come on, bro.

02:15:53.000 He tried to protest.

02:15:55.000 Like, you should have protested the fact that you got on a plane and went to Russia.

02:15:58.000 That's what we should have protested.

02:16:00.000 And where else he won that fight, kid?

02:16:02.000 It's true, man.

02:16:03.000 I mean, by the new scoring, he won it in a big way.

02:16:05.000 Easily.

02:16:06.000 Yeah, for sure.

02:16:07.000 I mean, Fedor never really hurt him.

02:16:10.000 Never?

02:16:10.000 No, but he hurt the shit out of Fedor.

02:16:12.000 He had Fedor on a queer street.

02:16:13.000 They would have stopped that fight in America a lot of times.

02:16:16.000 Yeah.

02:16:16.000 Especially in New York, though.

02:16:17.000 Fedor took a turn where all the men were wearing dresses.

02:16:21.000 What the fuck?

02:16:21.000 That was a queer street.

02:16:23.000 What do you think happened with Fedor and Mitrione?

02:16:25.000 Mitrione easily could knock him out.

02:16:27.000 Yeah, early on.

02:16:28.000 I just think that Fedor is still Fedor in bursts.

02:16:33.000 But I just think, if you look at the Maldonado fight, look, you're not talking about Fedor in his prime.

02:16:38.000 Fedor in his prime kills Mitrione.

02:16:39.000 You go back to Fedor in Pride, in the Pride days, but Mitrione is way closer to his prime than Fedor is.

02:16:46.000 And Mitriona has a chin like a motherfucker still.

02:16:49.000 Roy knocked him out.

02:16:51.000 Roy TKO'd him.

02:16:52.000 He didn't knock him flatline.

02:16:54.000 He didn't flatline him.

02:16:54.000 He hit him with a hammer and dropped him.

02:16:56.000 Dropped, but he didn't flatline him like Ronda style or something like that.

02:16:59.000 Or like Mark Hunt.

02:17:00.000 That's true.

02:17:00.000 It was only a couple punches, though.

02:17:02.000 Yeah, but I'm just saying he didn't like flat-flat line them.

02:17:04.000 We both agree he could take it.

02:17:06.000 And Mitrion is a way better athlete.

02:17:08.000 Mitrion is fast on his feet.

02:17:10.000 If Mitrion fights smart, I think he can win that fight.

02:17:13.000 But that's the key there.

02:17:14.000 He has to fight smart.

02:17:15.000 Yeah, and people get mad at me for saying that, but I'm just saying Fedor in this day and age, this Fedor, the today Fedor.

02:17:22.000 He's got a wolf tattooed on his chest.

02:17:23.000 Who would get mad?

02:17:24.000 A lot of people would.

02:17:25.000 A lot of Fedor fanboys.

02:17:26.000 Oh, god damn it.

02:17:28.000 It's 2017, you fucks.

02:17:30.000 It's just hard.

02:17:31.000 It's like getting mad because we said Wanderlei had fucking surgery on his face.

02:17:34.000 It's life.

02:17:35.000 Shit happens.

02:17:35.000 I would like to see Fedor take the Vitor route and get over to Ryzen and let's get this party started.

02:17:42.000 Yeah, or just stay in Bellator and just keep it in Russia.

02:17:44.000 We got a medicine cabinet.

02:17:45.000 Does Alexander Gustafson train in Sweden?

02:17:48.000 Or does he have a camp in that?

02:17:49.000 Look at all these glass bottles.

02:17:51.000 Listen, these glass bottles.

02:17:51.000 What do you think that, Fedor?

02:17:52.000 These glass bottles are victory.

02:17:54.000 What's all in there, baby?

02:17:55.000 Let's bring it back.

02:17:56.000 T-R-T. We're gonna get you on a bunch of good stuff.

02:18:01.000 Yeah, get on that Hugh Jackman sauce.

02:18:03.000 Anadrol 50. Anadrol 50. Get on some shit that makes you grow eyebrow hair.

02:18:09.000 Your forehead starts getting hairy.

02:18:12.000 And shorter.

02:18:15.000 How about this guy right here?

02:18:19.000 Where does he train Gustafsson?

02:18:20.000 In Sweden?

02:18:21.000 Or does he have his camp somewhere else?

02:18:23.000 That's a good question.

02:18:24.000 He used to do a lot of alliance in San Diego, but I don't know...

02:18:28.000 He did this camp in Sweden.

02:18:29.000 Did he?

02:18:29.000 The whole camp?

02:18:30.000 Pretty sure, yeah.

02:18:31.000 Well, Manawa was with him.

02:18:32.000 I know Manawa did some training with him.

02:18:34.000 He's got some interesting tattoos.

02:18:35.000 The tattoos are kind of...

02:18:37.000 He's got a Native American, he's got a wolf, and he's got the...

02:18:40.000 Is that the club?

02:18:41.000 Jack of Spades or something?

02:18:42.000 Yeah, and he's got all those little lines are like when he fights.

02:18:45.000 Every time he fights, he gets a new one.

02:18:47.000 And the ones that he wins are dark, and the ones that he loses are white.

02:18:50.000 And then the ones that he gets, I guess a draw is like a half.

02:18:53.000 That might be my tattoo.

02:18:54.000 Just a bunch of white lines.

02:18:56.000 Gustafsson is a tough dude.

02:18:57.000 Damn, 37. He's also a dude, yeah, Glover's been around.

02:19:00.000 Those six years cost him hard, man.

02:19:02.000 Fuck, that's a bummer.

02:19:02.000 He's being his goddamn prime right now.

02:19:03.000 Have you spent a lot of time with, like, the nicest guy ever?

02:19:06.000 Glover's the best.

02:19:07.000 Savage behind the eyes, and you think he hates you, but really, he's cool.

02:19:10.000 He's a sweetheart.

02:19:11.000 Yeah.

02:19:11.000 He's a really, really good guy.

02:19:13.000 Brazilian with a Russian mentality.

02:19:14.000 Oh, he's a killer.

02:19:16.000 And, you know, I mean, it didn't help that he was fucking left out for six years.

02:19:20.000 Well, look, he put Rashad away last year, but then Rampage, excuse me, Rumble put him away with one punch.

02:19:27.000 Well, Bumble knocked his tooth out.

02:19:28.000 He knocked his fucking soul out.

02:19:31.000 His soul had to come back down.

02:19:32.000 Gravity had to put his soul back down into his body.

02:19:35.000 Did you see how far that tooth went flying?

02:19:37.000 I think...

02:19:38.000 Crazy.

02:19:39.000 Especially in slow motion.

02:19:40.000 I thought that was CGI at first.

02:19:41.000 Is that definitely a tooth that flew out of his mouth?

02:19:42.000 I'm pretty sure.

02:19:43.000 I thought it was spit.

02:19:44.000 I think Gustafson, if he shows up, should merc Glover, I hate to tell you.

02:19:48.000 I think he mercs him, yeah.

02:19:49.000 Interesting.

02:19:49.000 I think he beats him up.

02:19:51.000 Interesting.

02:19:51.000 And then Glover will be ranked way behind my boy who just won tonight.

02:19:59.000 I'm really interested to see that Mitrion-Fedor fight.

02:20:01.000 I'm gonna buy that.

02:20:02.000 I'll buy that on pay-per-view.

02:20:03.000 I'm also really interested to see Lorenz Larkin.

02:20:07.000 Lorenz Larkin versus Douglas Lima.

02:20:09.000 Which one?

02:20:10.000 Diego Lima's the UFC guy, right?

02:20:12.000 He's fighting in the UFC now.

02:20:13.000 Is it Douglas Lima?

02:20:14.000 Yeah, Douglas Lima is the Bellator champion.

02:20:15.000 Yeah, correct.

02:20:16.000 He's a fucking beast.

02:20:17.000 Dude, Chandler too.

02:20:18.000 I love watching Chandler.

02:20:19.000 Fuck yeah.

02:20:20.000 That card is fucking crazy.

02:20:21.000 How about Rory motherfucking McDonald looked as good as any fighter?

02:20:25.000 Well, he's the best welterweight on the planet.

02:20:26.000 He might be.

02:20:27.000 He is.

02:20:27.000 He might be.

02:20:28.000 He beat the champ.

02:20:29.000 He beat Damian Maia.

02:20:30.000 But then he lost to Wonderboy, but still.

02:20:32.000 He lost to Wonderboy, but his nose was jacked in the fight.

02:20:34.000 How good did he look?

02:20:36.000 Phenomenal.

02:20:37.000 And then he said, and then he'd go, do you have a message for Lima or Larkin?

02:20:45.000 Yeah.

02:20:45.000 He goes, I'm going to take your belt and I'm going to take your health.

02:20:48.000 Yeah.

02:20:49.000 I'm out.

02:20:50.000 I'm going to take your belt and I'm going to take your health.

02:20:52.000 And dead serious.

02:20:53.000 Yeah, dead serious.

02:20:54.000 He's dead serious.

02:20:56.000 He told me that he spent a lot of time working on improving his game while he was taking the time off to heal his nose.

02:21:02.000 He's like, he just sparred too much, his nose just kept opening up and it was a real problem.

02:21:06.000 His nose got smashed in the Robbie Lawler fight and he never gave a chance to heal.

02:21:10.000 He told me he couldn't see.

02:21:11.000 He said when he got hit, it all went white and the blood rushed into his face.

02:21:16.000 He said everything was white.

02:21:17.000 He just couldn't see him.

02:21:18.000 He was like, fuck!

02:21:19.000 Because anyone who knows Rory knows he's a monster warrior.

02:21:23.000 There'd have to be some bad shit to get him to stop.

02:21:27.000 Glover's taller than I thought.

02:21:29.000 He's a big dude.

02:21:30.000 I don't know if it's the angle of the camera or what.

02:21:31.000 It's the angle.

02:21:32.000 Gussman's fucking huge.

02:21:33.000 6'6".

02:21:34.000 He's tall.

02:21:34.000 Gussman's huge.

02:21:36.000 Glover has a fucked up right shoulder from the Jon Jones fight.

02:21:40.000 Jon Jones, Glover had an underhook on Jon Jones.

02:21:43.000 Jon Jones wrapped the overhook on him and yanked his shoulder up.

02:21:46.000 It was a loose underhook.

02:21:47.000 I get so nervous for a guy who's fighting in his hometown.

02:21:50.000 How good is Jon?

02:21:51.000 Jon dismantled Glover.

02:21:53.000 I was like, oh, you're good?

02:21:54.000 Check this out.

02:21:55.000 Yeah.

02:21:56.000 If I see one more advertisement for fucking Logan, I'm about to bust.

02:21:59.000 I'm a bust.

02:22:01.000 They are really coming hard with the Logan ad.

02:22:03.000 God, get it out of my face.

02:22:05.000 An alcoholic in it, for God's sakes.

02:22:06.000 You're really aggressive.

02:22:07.000 I like the way this guy...

02:22:08.000 I like the way Gustafson's moving, guys.

02:22:10.000 Side to side.

02:22:11.000 Tell you right now, Gustafson wrestling, too, is very underrated.

02:22:14.000 But Glover can grapple with the best of him.

02:22:15.000 Black belt, Abu Dhabi, competition.

02:22:17.000 He's a monster.

02:22:19.000 Ooh, good kick.

02:22:21.000 More knockout power?

02:22:22.000 Glover.

02:22:23.000 Glover's a great boxer, man.

02:22:25.000 Oh, shit!

02:22:26.000 Nice uppercut.

02:22:27.000 Oh, boy.

02:22:28.000 Be careful.

02:22:29.000 Okay.

02:22:30.000 Uh-oh.

02:22:30.000 All right.

02:22:31.000 Let's calm down.

02:22:32.000 Everybody calm down.

02:22:33.000 Glover also has underrated wrestling.

02:22:35.000 Oh, that's right on his head.

02:22:37.000 His grappling's really good.

02:22:40.000 Good little somersault there.

02:22:43.000 Dude, if Gustin loses again in his hometown...

02:22:44.000 He's a little nervous right now.

02:22:45.000 He's in his hometown.

02:22:46.000 He's a little nervous.

02:22:47.000 Remember when we lost to fucking Johnson in his hometown and went MIA for a fucking year?

02:22:52.000 Yeah.

02:22:52.000 It's tough when you're the hometown hero, man.

02:22:54.000 Well, it's also you train so hard for this one big moment and then you lose and you gotta reassess.

02:23:00.000 Like, where am I? He was on billboards and shit.

02:23:02.000 He's still only 30. That's another thing to think about with Alexander.

02:23:06.000 He's 30 years old.

02:23:07.000 He's in his athletic prime.

02:23:08.000 He's just a little nervous right now.

02:23:09.000 I feel like he's a little nervous.

02:23:10.000 How dare you?

02:23:11.000 A little hesitant.

02:23:12.000 How dare you judge these men?

02:23:15.000 I'm nervous.

02:23:16.000 I'm going to have him tweet about your writing.

02:23:17.000 Don't you fucking dare do that!

02:23:20.000 That's hilarious.

02:23:21.000 How funny would that be?

02:23:22.000 Why is Gustafson trolling me about my fucking writing?

02:23:25.000 Oh!

02:23:25.000 Oh, great right hand.

02:23:26.000 Oh, there you go.

02:23:27.000 That's a right hand.

02:23:28.000 Oh, great uppercut.

02:23:29.000 Nice uppercut.

02:23:30.000 Wow.

02:23:31.000 Yeah, he's talking in that uppercut.

02:23:32.000 Did I say he was hesitant?

02:23:33.000 He just loosened the fuck up.

02:23:35.000 Because of that rumble fight.

02:23:36.000 Use that jab, son.

02:23:38.000 Don't let him just come forward.

02:23:40.000 See, I don't like that.

02:23:41.000 Oh, I don't get away from that right hand.

02:23:43.000 Oh, man.

02:23:45.000 Man, Gustafson's good, though.

02:23:46.000 Oh, oh!

02:23:47.000 Call a little check hook there.

02:23:48.000 You just wake him up.

02:23:49.000 Call him.

02:23:50.000 Wake me up.

02:23:55.000 She's just avoiding it.

02:23:56.000 That's smart, man.

02:23:57.000 Good move, man.

02:23:58.000 That's the Overeem tactic there where you run away.

02:24:01.000 The Overeem.

02:24:02.000 Remember when you started doing that?

02:24:04.000 And it worked?

02:24:05.000 Long legs.

02:24:06.000 Look at this shit.

02:24:06.000 Look at this long arms.

02:24:07.000 Fuck.

02:24:08.000 Who was the one dude that Nate Quarry fought that was literally running away from him?

02:24:12.000 Caleb Stearns.

02:24:13.000 Caleb Stearns, that's right.

02:24:14.000 And Nate Quarry was going after him like this?

02:24:17.000 Yeah.

02:24:18.000 But I think he was hurt in that fight.

02:24:19.000 No, he covered his eyes?

02:24:20.000 Yeah.

02:24:21.000 No, he wasn't hurt in that fight.

02:24:22.000 He wasn't?

02:24:22.000 I thought he had an injury.

02:24:23.000 Yeah, he hurt his foot.

02:24:24.000 He hurt his foot.

02:24:24.000 Yeah, he couldn't.

02:24:25.000 He fucked his foot up.

02:24:27.000 Running.

02:24:27.000 That was a terrible fight.

02:24:29.000 Wasn't good.

02:24:30.000 It ruined Caleb's career.

02:24:32.000 Yeah.

02:24:33.000 People were so...

02:24:33.000 He's going with that uppercut again.

02:24:35.000 Oh, he poked him.

02:24:37.000 He poked him.

02:24:37.000 Jesus Christ.

02:24:38.000 How can he poke...

02:24:39.000 Well, I guess if he put his left hand out.

02:24:40.000 Stepped the sound out first, then he hit him with the uppercut.

02:24:42.000 God damn it.

02:24:43.000 What did he do?

02:24:44.000 He poked him first, and then...

02:24:45.000 We'll see in the replay what happened.

02:24:47.000 Shit.

02:24:48.000 If this is in New York, oh, Glover wins the fight.

02:24:51.000 No contest.

02:24:53.000 Fuck.

02:24:55.000 This is the worst part of fighting is these goddamn eye posts.

02:24:58.000 Oh, no, Glover's fine.

02:24:59.000 He said I'm alright.

02:25:01.000 Oh, yeah.

02:25:02.000 Oh, he's lucky that uppercut missed.

02:25:04.000 Yeah.

02:25:06.000 Yeah.

02:25:07.000 Yeah.

02:25:09.000 We'll see if they can get a bet.

02:25:11.000 Oh, man, look at that.

02:25:12.000 Right in there.

02:25:13.000 That's the worst.

02:25:14.000 But that's the other eye.

02:25:17.000 Oh, is it his right eye or his left eye?

02:25:19.000 Is it both eyes?

02:25:20.000 Did he get poked in both eyes?

02:25:22.000 Ain't that a bitch?

02:25:24.000 Oh, maybe he's like squinting with his left eye.

02:25:26.000 Look, Glover's saying, I'm good to fight.

02:25:27.000 Get out of the way.

02:25:27.000 That's what you want.

02:25:28.000 You don't want guys to be like, I don't know.

02:25:30.000 It's tough.

02:25:30.000 Glover's like, get the fuck out of my way.

02:25:31.000 The old eye gouge for street fighting.

02:25:34.000 Some of those kung fu guys were onto something.

02:25:36.000 Oh, they were onto something.

02:25:37.000 Eagle claw?

02:25:38.000 The fuck out of here.

02:25:39.000 Tiger paw.

02:25:40.000 Tiger and eagle.

02:25:41.000 I use both.

02:25:42.000 Brian, did you see that video where that Tai Chi guy fights the MMA guy?

02:25:45.000 It's hilarious.

02:25:46.000 I did not.

02:25:47.000 I did not.

02:25:47.000 It lasted like a few seconds.

02:25:49.000 Did you send me that, Joe?

02:25:50.000 Yeah.

02:25:50.000 The MMA guy crushes him, and then the MMA guy had to go into hiding because apparently people in China want to kill him.

02:25:57.000 Yikes.

02:25:58.000 Because it's like a disgrace to the Chinese martial arts.

02:26:01.000 Well, it's not a martial...

02:26:02.000 Fire that right hand, B. That's their fault.

02:26:04.000 Oh!

02:26:05.000 Beautiful uppercut.

02:26:05.000 Jesus, that's a beautiful uppercut.

02:26:07.000 Damn.

02:26:08.000 And fast.

02:26:08.000 It's so long you can get out, too.

02:26:09.000 That's a nice uppercut.

02:26:10.000 Man.

02:26:12.000 Gustafson looking slick.

02:26:14.000 Dude, if Gustafson's ready to go, him and John, man, that's the fucking fight.

02:26:18.000 It might be.

02:26:20.000 Might be.

02:26:21.000 Well, now that Rumble's out of the picture...

02:26:23.000 I mean, Gustafson, you've got to remember, did knock out Jimmy Manawa.

02:26:25.000 There's a right hand over the top.

02:26:27.000 I wonder how they handled that now they've been training together, you know?

02:26:30.000 Gustafson already beat Manawa.

02:26:31.000 Yeah, he knocked him out.

02:26:31.000 But I wonder how they handled that, because if Manawa's still in the mix, if they do eventually have to cross paths again...

02:26:37.000 I'm not trying to see that again.

02:26:38.000 Well, it's so thin up there.

02:26:41.000 They have to.

02:26:41.000 They have to fight again.

02:26:43.000 It's almost like flyweight.

02:26:44.000 Like, who the fuck is there?

02:26:45.000 Oh, look at this running away.

02:26:48.000 That's the overing.

02:26:48.000 And then stop.

02:26:49.000 Oh, he clipped him with that uppercut again.

02:26:51.000 Again with the uppercut.

02:26:52.000 Good left hook.

02:26:53.000 Get out of there.

02:26:54.000 There you go.

02:26:55.000 See, that's the tactic.

02:26:56.000 I'm not mad at this tactic.

02:26:57.000 Glover's swinging for the fences, too.

02:26:59.000 Oh, back kick!

02:27:00.000 We got five rounds of this, boys.

02:27:02.000 I love this fight, man.

02:27:04.000 Gus and John 2?

02:27:05.000 Are you kidding me?

02:27:06.000 Look at this.

02:27:06.000 I'd love to see Gus and John 2. I don't know why I'm saying dumb shit that everybody knows.

02:27:11.000 But listen, again, Gustafson, 30 years old.

02:27:14.000 He's still young, man.

02:27:15.000 A lot of fight left, Joe.

02:27:17.000 He's had a lot of fights, too, though.

02:27:19.000 Yeah, he has had some wars, too.

02:27:21.000 Yeah.

02:27:22.000 The thing about his works, DC was a war, John was a fucking war.

02:27:26.000 And he got a beating from Rumble.

02:27:30.000 Yeah.

02:27:32.000 Other than that, it's kind of beat the shit out of people.

02:27:33.000 Oh, just fakes the takedown.

02:27:37.000 This is an interesting fight.

02:27:38.000 The weight's playing out.

02:27:39.000 Glover's chasing him down, man.

02:27:41.000 Glover has to hope he can get him pinned.

02:27:43.000 He's got to get inside that reach.

02:27:44.000 Look at that!

02:27:44.000 There it is again.

02:27:44.000 That uppercut is so sneaky.

02:27:46.000 I wonder if Glover's going to time that with an overhand right.

02:27:49.000 He's going to try.

02:27:50.000 But you've got to remember, his right hand's the one that's fucked up.

02:27:53.000 His shoulder on his right side is fucked up.

02:27:56.000 I get to piss hard.

02:27:58.000 I love this one.

02:27:58.000 Go piss, go piss.

02:27:59.000 Go ahead and piss.

02:27:59.000 You want me to help you out?

02:28:00.000 Piss out of your giant piss.

02:28:02.000 Should I secure it?

02:28:03.000 How about this fucking Golden State Cavs?

02:28:07.000 You guys are going to talk basketball, aren't you?

02:28:09.000 I'll throw up.

02:28:09.000 I don't have to throw up on this table.

02:28:12.000 I will watch that basketball and eat that taco.

02:28:14.000 Fuck you guys.

02:28:15.000 It goes in the net and I get so excited.

02:28:17.000 Have a good piss, buddy.

02:28:18.000 It's crazy when the ball goes in the net.

02:28:20.000 I've never seen anything like it.

02:28:23.000 Jamie gets mad.

02:28:24.000 It's not what it's about.

02:28:26.000 It's about other things.

02:28:27.000 It's about more important things.

02:28:28.000 It's about athletics.

02:28:29.000 It's about the best players in the world.

02:28:32.000 It's about coaching.

02:28:33.000 It is a great sport, but you know.

02:28:34.000 You know how much they're making?

02:28:37.000 A lot on the line.

02:28:38.000 That's a bad Jamie impression.

02:28:39.000 I make fun of Jamie's sneakers, and he makes fun of Under Armour.

02:28:43.000 He's like, you weren't Under Armour.

02:28:44.000 I'm like, what's wrong with Under Armour?

02:28:46.000 In the world of sneaker dorks, is Under Armour like Walmart?

02:28:51.000 Shop's got 200 pairs of sneakers.

02:28:53.000 Yeah, in the rank.

02:28:54.000 Close.

02:28:55.000 What's it like?

02:28:56.000 It's like number four or five in the list of hierarchy.

02:28:59.000 Hey, we have the same dog trainer.

02:29:00.000 Ryan?

02:29:01.000 Yeah.

02:29:02.000 Yeah.

02:29:02.000 We'll talk.

02:29:03.000 Yep.

02:29:05.000 Here we go.

02:29:06.000 Round dose.

02:29:08.000 Do-do-do-do.

02:29:12.000 We got a double jab by Gustafson.

02:29:18.000 Very interesting fight.

02:29:23.000 How was your dog?

02:29:24.000 Great.

02:29:26.000 You got a German Shepherd, right?

02:29:27.000 Yeah, I got a German Shepherd.

02:29:28.000 A girl or a boy?

02:29:29.000 Girl.

02:29:30.000 Is she cool with your kids?

02:29:31.000 Yeah, the best.

02:29:32.000 I'll never have another dog besides a German Shepherd.

02:29:34.000 Really?

02:29:34.000 Yep, a working line Shepherd.

02:29:36.000 There's nothing.

02:29:36.000 I've had dogs my whole life.

02:29:37.000 They're just different animals.

02:29:39.000 They're so keyed into you, they listen to you, and they're wary of strangers, man.

02:29:43.000 They don't fuck around.

02:29:44.000 Yeah.

02:29:44.000 Amazing watchdogs, but they can not dog aggressive.

02:29:48.000 They stay with you.

02:29:49.000 They're the best.

02:29:50.000 I love them.

02:29:51.000 Our boy Mr. Schaub's gonna get one.

02:29:53.000 I like German Shepherds too.

02:29:54.000 What I don't like is ones that don't get trained well and they bite kids.

02:29:58.000 No, that's why you get a dog with solid nerves.

02:30:00.000 You guys talking about pups?

02:30:01.000 Talking about dogs.

02:30:02.000 I'm picking up my Malinois.

02:30:04.000 Malinois.

02:30:04.000 Today.

02:30:05.000 Belgian Malinois.

02:30:05.000 Yeah, today.

02:30:06.000 Today?

02:30:06.000 Train.

02:30:07.000 Today.

02:30:07.000 I thought it was Monday.

02:30:09.000 I'll let you know.

02:30:09.000 A lot of people don't like Belgian Malinois because they're almost a little too good.

02:30:13.000 They are, but he's got a special one.

02:30:15.000 You should see this one.

02:30:15.000 I saw the picture.

02:30:16.000 You sent me a picture.

02:30:17.000 You saw the picture.

02:30:17.000 This thing will inhale an intruder.

02:30:20.000 Yeah, those motherfuckers don't play.

02:30:22.000 Ooh, look at that uppercut again.

02:30:24.000 Pop, pop.

02:30:25.000 Ooh, what cut his eye?

02:30:26.000 What happened?

02:30:26.000 Headbutt?

02:30:27.000 I don't know.

02:30:27.000 Yeah, but Gus is playing now.

02:30:29.000 Look at this.

02:30:30.000 Look at this.

02:30:30.000 Brian was talking about working dogs.

02:30:32.000 I'm obsessed with working German Shepard.

02:30:34.000 Brian knows his dogs.

02:30:36.000 I'll give him that.

02:30:36.000 He does.

02:30:37.000 You're a little too into dogs, B. See, you're into dogs, you're into guns, you're into fighting.

02:30:41.000 I don't talk about cars, you turn into a pussy.

02:30:43.000 Yeah, what's up with that?

02:30:44.000 I only have so much in my brain, brothers.

02:30:46.000 You know what it is, man?

02:30:47.000 You've never driven one.

02:30:48.000 Probably.

02:30:49.000 Yeah.

02:30:49.000 That's all I need, though, right?

02:30:50.000 You know what you need?

02:30:51.000 Oh!

02:30:51.000 Careful now!

02:30:52.000 Careful with that runaway!

02:30:54.000 Glover!

02:30:54.000 I'd rather him tie him up than fucking go out and get punched in the face.

02:30:57.000 He's bleeding bad out of that nose, man.

02:30:58.000 Glover's getting picked apart in the middle of the octagon.

02:31:01.000 Yeah, it's the jabs.

02:31:01.000 When it gets to the cage, it's fucking...

02:31:05.000 Oh!

02:31:05.000 Beautiful!

02:31:06.000 Oh my God!

02:31:07.000 Mortal Kombat!

02:31:08.000 Left hook!

02:31:08.000 Mortal Kombat!

02:31:10.000 Come on, come on, come on!

02:31:11.000 Oh, Glover's in trouble.

02:31:13.000 Big trouble.

02:31:14.000 When's the last time you saw that?

02:31:15.000 Last time I saw it come out like that, Nate Marcart, Tyrone Woodley, Strikeforce.

02:31:19.000 Oh, boy.

02:31:19.000 Wow, what a combination.

02:31:20.000 Spinning elbow?

02:31:23.000 I've seen that on Dumbies.

02:31:25.000 Gustafson coming alive.

02:31:27.000 Gustafson is...

02:31:28.000 Tell him, man.

02:31:28.000 The real fucking deal.

02:31:30.000 Shabba saying it a long time ago.

02:31:32.000 Jesus.

02:31:33.000 I'll give him that.

02:31:34.000 The one thing he's right about with fighting was Guston.

02:31:36.000 Look at his face.

02:31:38.000 Glover's face is a mask.

02:31:40.000 It's a mess right now.

02:31:41.000 But again, Glover's that guy.

02:31:43.000 He has so much knockout power.

02:31:44.000 It's like one shot.

02:31:45.000 Oh, great body shot.

02:31:46.000 Yeah, very good.

02:31:49.000 Cardio's going to be an issue for him.

02:31:51.000 Maybe.

02:31:51.000 With that broken nose.

02:31:52.000 Brendan, you trained with Guston.

02:31:54.000 You spar with him.

02:31:54.000 I trained with both these guys.

02:31:55.000 Yeah.

02:31:57.000 I remember you saying that way before you were like, he's the real deal.

02:32:00.000 Best I've ever trained with, hands down.

02:32:02.000 Gustafsson?

02:32:03.000 Yes, by far.

02:32:04.000 Biggest freak I've ever seen.

02:32:06.000 I couldn't believe it, man.

02:32:07.000 He was so good at everything.

02:32:10.000 I knew he was really good.

02:32:12.000 His size, I watched him spar with a world champion boxer.

02:32:17.000 It literally...

02:32:18.000 Eight rounds and just do work on the dude.

02:32:20.000 Straight up boxing.

02:32:21.000 A world champion?

02:32:22.000 Who was the world champion?

02:32:23.000 I forget the guy's name.

02:32:24.000 You know how many belts are.

02:32:25.000 Some guy.

02:32:26.000 But he literally went in there, did work against him, then jumped out and went three rounds with me.

02:32:31.000 I was so impressed, man.

02:32:34.000 So was boxing sparring with him?

02:32:35.000 Just boxing?

02:32:35.000 Straight up boxing.

02:32:36.000 Oh, shit.

02:32:36.000 And fucking him up.

02:32:38.000 I wonder if Teixeira's still in this fight, guys.

02:32:40.000 He was straight up boxing.

02:32:41.000 His trainer was going, don't knock him out, Alexander.

02:32:43.000 Do not knock him out.

02:32:44.000 Wow.

02:32:45.000 Yeah.

02:32:45.000 It was crazy.

02:32:46.000 I wonder if Alexander ever thought about actually just boxing.

02:32:48.000 I don't know.

02:32:50.000 Nice front kick to the bottom there.

02:32:51.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:32:52.000 You got a clip at the left.

02:32:54.000 Glover is doing work still.

02:32:57.000 But you look at his fight with that Jon Jones fight, to me that's the greatest light heavyweight fight of all time.

02:33:01.000 I was fucking so thrilled with that fight, man.

02:33:04.000 Amazing fight.

02:33:05.000 Because finally, Jon Jones kind of met his match.

02:33:07.000 Granted, Jon probably had two hours of sleep and doing a bunch of lines of coke, so who knows now.

02:33:11.000 But still, at the time, it was great.

02:33:13.000 I don't like this running away because Glover's going to time this shit, man.

02:33:16.000 You think?

02:33:16.000 I think so.

02:33:17.000 It worries me.

02:33:18.000 In all your years of fighting, have you ever seen that happen?

02:33:21.000 Yes, with Mr. Overeem.

02:33:25.000 With Mr. Overeem.

02:33:27.000 I don't teach my students to run like this.

02:33:30.000 It's a weird technique to do all the time.

02:33:31.000 So let me ask you guys this while we're watching the fight.

02:33:33.000 What's the best setup to do a fight companion?

02:33:36.000 Because I'm building a fight companion studio in the next place.

02:33:40.000 I feel like we should have punching bags that we can hit out of frustration or anxiety.

02:33:44.000 Well, what I'm thinking is...

02:33:45.000 The way we're sitting here across from each other and watching the fights is not totally ideal.

02:33:51.000 I'm thinking...

02:33:52.000 Round table?

02:33:52.000 Yeah, more like a semi-circle, like a half moon.

02:33:55.000 Oh, that's cool.

02:33:56.000 Almost like an analyst desk.

02:33:58.000 Yeah, and then the TV there, but this way we'll all be kind of facing each other.

02:34:03.000 Oh, that's cool.

02:34:03.000 That's what I've been thinking.

02:34:04.000 That's a great idea.

02:34:05.000 I like that idea.

02:34:05.000 But we should have a desk, right?

02:34:07.000 It's good to have a desk for drinks and stuff.

02:34:09.000 For sure.

02:34:11.000 So I'm gonna set up a second thing just in front of a big-ass TV, and I'm thinking of putting a big-ass TV, like even bigger than this motherfucker.

02:34:19.000 That's a good idea.

02:34:19.000 No, no, no, no, no, like a 110-inch LCD, bad motherfucker.

02:34:23.000 Look at this combo.

02:34:25.000 Beautiful.

02:34:26.000 It could also be, we could have a big couch, I wonder, would that make us too tired?

02:34:30.000 That's what I'm thinking.

02:34:31.000 I think these chairs are the shit.

02:34:33.000 Yes.

02:34:34.000 These chairs, these are people who keep asking.

02:34:37.000 This is not a sponsor.

02:34:38.000 Ergo Depot sent me these.

02:34:39.000 I love them.

02:34:40.000 They're called Capisco's, and they're ergonomic.

02:34:43.000 Tommy Buns has these now.

02:34:45.000 Tom Segura has these in his podcast.

02:34:47.000 Ergo what?

02:34:48.000 Depot?

02:34:49.000 Best chairs I've ever seen.

02:34:51.000 Ergotdepot.com.

02:34:53.000 And these fucking chairs are excellent because they're comfortable, but they're also ergonomic, so you sit up straight.

02:34:58.000 And because you sit up straight, after the end of the show, your back doesn't fucking hurt.

02:35:02.000 Not at all.

02:35:03.000 Definitely don't do a couch for the fight campaign.

02:35:05.000 No, no couches.

02:35:05.000 I think these chairs are it for podcasts.

02:35:08.000 I think I found the holy grail of podcast chairs.

02:35:11.000 I agree.

02:35:11.000 They're amazing.

02:35:12.000 So the question was, what kind of setup?

02:35:15.000 Should we have side tables?

02:35:16.000 And I think no.

02:35:17.000 I think a table in front of us is the way.

02:35:19.000 Crescent moon table.

02:35:20.000 Because Brian's always bringing wine and cheese and shit.

02:35:23.000 Yep.

02:35:23.000 Yeah, we're always going to want to...

02:35:25.000 Slide things down to each other and stuff.

02:35:27.000 Then you should have just an area that looks like an old school telephone booth and it's called Conspiracy 30s.

02:35:33.000 And then fucking Eddie goes in there.

02:35:35.000 No, what I'm going to have is a second thing with experts on Skype, on standby, waiting.

02:35:41.000 Every time Eddie says something crazy, I'm going to press a button and...

02:35:44.000 Neil deGrasse Tyson, you're on the line.

02:35:47.000 Do you know what I think we should have?

02:35:49.000 We should have a grill and somebody should be cooking game meat.

02:35:53.000 Oh!

02:35:54.000 Oh my god.

02:35:56.000 Oh my god.

02:35:57.000 Oh Glover's in some serious trouble.

02:35:59.000 Serious trouble.

02:36:00.000 Let him up, Brandon?

02:36:01.000 No, no, no.

02:36:02.000 But Glover's in some serious trouble here, man.

02:36:04.000 He's gonna recover.

02:36:05.000 He might.

02:36:06.000 Or he might get grounded out.

02:36:09.000 Or you gotta posture up and pin the legs.

02:36:12.000 Oh!

02:36:13.000 Oh my god.

02:36:14.000 Oh my god.

02:36:17.000 I bought a Yoder 1500, which is a huge commercial smoker for the studio.

02:36:23.000 I bought a big ass one.

02:36:24.000 It should be a cooking show.

02:36:26.000 We should have somebody cooking.

02:36:28.000 I'm way ahead of you.

02:36:28.000 You been listening to my podcast or something?

02:36:30.000 No.

02:36:30.000 I'm doing cooking shows.

02:36:31.000 Thank you.

02:36:32.000 I'm going to do cook.

02:36:33.000 Oh!

02:36:33.000 The last one I did with Tom Papa, we talked about it.

02:36:35.000 We're going to sit down and eat dinner.

02:36:37.000 I'm going to cook it on the show.

02:36:38.000 Great.

02:36:39.000 We're going to sit down and eat dinner on the podcast.

02:36:41.000 Yes.

02:36:41.000 And you're going to hear a lot of this.

02:36:43.000 That drives me nuts.

02:36:44.000 Oh!

02:36:44.000 He's going for the R bar.

02:36:46.000 It will drive you nuts, but you will know that it's going to be happening, so hopefully it won't drive you nuts.

02:36:50.000 And also it'll be Fight Companion, so we'll be eating game, we'll be eating man meat, drinking amazing wine.

02:36:57.000 Come on, don't be a party pooper, Brendan.

02:36:59.000 Well, what I'm thinking is we're not going to do that during Fight Companion because then there's too much going on.

02:37:03.000 So eat beforehand?

02:37:04.000 No, it's going to be like a show where we sit down and have a meal.

02:37:08.000 You know, you watch those Anthony Bourdain shows.

02:37:10.000 He's talking to some fucking lady in Sardinia.

02:37:12.000 You don't even know what the hell she's saying, and it's interesting.

02:37:14.000 Yeah.

02:37:14.000 Right?

02:37:15.000 I love it.

02:37:16.000 A good meal.

02:37:17.000 Having a good meal.

02:37:18.000 And I'm going to bring guys like Hank Shaw.

02:37:20.000 Have him cook for us.

02:37:21.000 Oh, nice trip.

02:37:22.000 I love food.

02:37:24.000 Hank Shaw, who's a world-class game chef and a hunter.

02:37:28.000 Really?

02:37:29.000 What about this?

02:37:30.000 What if we get some Hooter girls to refill our coffee and stuff?

02:37:33.000 Sir.

02:37:34.000 Bro.

02:37:38.000 Well, Brian's doing all the meat and cooking, and you're all about that, and I want to get a couple of smoke shows to fill up our coffees, and all of a sudden, I'm fucking Satan.

02:37:46.000 All of a sudden, you're the bad guy.

02:37:46.000 They get in the way, bro.

02:37:48.000 No, no, they're quiet.

02:37:49.000 They're paid to be quiet.

02:37:50.000 Remember the last time Ian brought his girlfriend over by?

02:37:52.000 They're paid to shut the fuck up.

02:37:54.000 They don't get paid enough.

02:37:56.000 That's not even possible.

02:37:56.000 I'm a feminist.

02:37:57.000 I'm offended.

02:37:58.000 Did you see Wonder Woman?

02:37:59.000 No, I haven't seen it.

02:38:00.000 Women only get to see the movie.

02:38:02.000 I went to the premiere.

02:38:03.000 They did screenings with just women.

02:38:04.000 I liked it.

02:38:05.000 I went to the premiere.

02:38:07.000 Anyways, let's get back to these hooter bitches that refill our coffee.

02:38:10.000 Are you guys in or not, man?

02:38:12.000 I want something to do with this stage.

02:38:14.000 Peer pressure.

02:38:15.000 Peer pressure.

02:38:15.000 I guess I am.

02:38:16.000 No, they just feed us like beef jerky.

02:38:18.000 Beef jerky?

02:38:19.000 They feed it to you?

02:38:20.000 That's weird.

02:38:21.000 Something wrong with your hands?

02:38:23.000 But I'm definitely going to bring in some chefs and have some food cooked.

02:38:27.000 Dude, that's a great idea.

02:38:28.000 Jamie, pull up the Yoder 1500. You can show these motherfuckers.

02:38:31.000 That uppercut is landing all day long.

02:38:34.000 And it comes from behind the jab.

02:38:35.000 So he's like blinded by the jab.

02:38:37.000 And he's so long he can get away with it.

02:38:39.000 Yep.

02:38:40.000 Blind him and bring him up.

02:38:43.000 Gustafson looks fantastic.

02:38:45.000 He beats everybody.

02:38:48.000 Do you think he beats Jon Jones?

02:38:49.000 I do.

02:38:50.000 Really?

02:38:50.000 If Jon Jones fought him with this long of a layoff, like let's say they were going to fight in, I don't know.

02:38:56.000 Like when he fought OSP? Yes, he gets fucked up.

02:38:58.000 Oh, look at this.

02:39:00.000 Look at this.

02:39:01.000 Creative.

02:39:01.000 You really think so?

02:39:02.000 That's interesting.

02:39:04.000 Oh shit.

02:39:05.000 Tell you what, he looks outstanding here tonight.

02:39:07.000 Oh, Glover with the left.

02:39:09.000 Man, Glover is still in this fight in every way.

02:39:11.000 Glover's a fucking animal.

02:39:12.000 He's fighting for his life, man.

02:39:14.000 He's fighting for his career is what he's doing.

02:39:15.000 I mean, he's 37 years old.

02:39:16.000 He doesn't have much time left.

02:39:18.000 And these opportunities are few and far between.

02:39:21.000 Headlining a major card.

02:39:22.000 Oh!

02:39:23.000 Jesus Christ, he can take a shot.

02:39:24.000 And Glover's saying, come on, come on.

02:39:26.000 They're both fighting for the career, to be honest.

02:39:28.000 He's calling him in.

02:39:29.000 You lose this one.

02:39:30.000 Come on.

02:39:31.000 Dude, Glover's so aggressive.

02:39:32.000 It's crazy.

02:39:33.000 Even getting tagged like he's getting, he's still in this.

02:39:37.000 See that baby right there?

02:39:38.000 Goddamn!

02:39:39.000 See that up there?

02:39:40.000 That's a sick...

02:39:40.000 That's the marker of grill machines.

02:39:42.000 Of course Rogan has to go extreme with the grill.

02:39:45.000 That's a smoker or...?

02:39:46.000 Well, it grills, it smokes, you can do everything on there.

02:39:49.000 I'm just spitballing ideas here.

02:39:50.000 Let's toss a fucking zebra in there.

02:39:53.000 I need a zebra.

02:39:54.000 What are you eating now?

02:39:55.000 For sure.

02:39:56.000 What do you have in your freezer?

02:39:57.000 Mostly elk.

02:39:58.000 How do you feel about ribs?

02:39:59.000 It's 400 pounds.

02:40:00.000 What about some ribs?

02:40:01.000 I love ribs.

02:40:02.000 See, that's what I'm talking about.

02:40:03.000 I shot a pig last month.

02:40:04.000 Companion ribs.

02:40:04.000 I still have some thighs.

02:40:06.000 We ate the ribs already.

02:40:08.000 The pig ribs?

02:40:09.000 Yeah.

02:40:10.000 Did I not eat?

02:40:10.000 I didn't eat all the ribs.

02:40:11.000 Now, are you a barbecue guy?

02:40:13.000 Do you have your...

02:40:14.000 Look at that.

02:40:15.000 Come on, son.

02:40:15.000 Oh, Joe, we should have a grill-off because I can grill my ass off.

02:40:18.000 We're going to have to have a grill-off up in this page.

02:40:20.000 Grill-off!

02:40:20.000 Oh, it's a grill-off!

02:40:23.000 How do you grill?

02:40:24.000 What do you do?

02:40:24.000 Are you a charcoal guy?

02:40:26.000 Nah.

02:40:26.000 Do you use gas?

02:40:27.000 I'm a gas guy.

02:40:28.000 No, that's not even a grill.

02:40:29.000 I want to hear this commercial.

02:40:30.000 No, it is, though.

02:40:30.000 I'm nice with fillets, ribs, fish, salmon especially.

02:40:34.000 That's a queer oven.

02:40:35.000 Nah, son.

02:40:36.000 Some weird oven.

02:40:37.000 It's the Tesla of grills.

02:40:41.000 Justin Timberlake and Christopher Walken are selling nothing.

02:40:46.000 No, Timberlake owns a part of this company, so that's what's going on here.

02:40:49.000 Buy antioxidant infusion.

02:40:51.000 How about just drink actual juice, you fucks?

02:40:54.000 How about you juice your own goddamn berries?

02:40:56.000 Watch this.

02:40:56.000 Look at this combination.

02:40:57.000 Yep.

02:40:58.000 BING! BING! BING! BING! BING! Oh my goodness.

02:41:03.000 And still he's getting shit.

02:41:05.000 Matrix shit.

02:41:08.000 By Gustafson.

02:41:09.000 Look at this.

02:41:10.000 BING! BING! BING! Look at him.

02:41:13.000 Come on.

02:41:13.000 Bring it.

02:41:13.000 Come on.

02:41:14.000 Come on.

02:41:16.000 Goddamn Glover's tough.

02:41:18.000 He is so good.

02:41:18.000 I bet he's going to be sharp as a knife ten years from now.

02:41:22.000 TRT. Get him on TRT. Everybody.

02:41:24.000 Everybody.

02:41:25.000 The whole crew.

02:41:26.000 Everybody.

02:41:26.000 Including the girls.

02:41:27.000 Everybody.

02:41:28.000 We got a problem with Cyborg?

02:41:29.000 Everybody catch up.

02:41:33.000 Here we go.

02:41:35.000 I love Cyborg after that podcast you do with her.

02:41:38.000 Brandon.

02:41:38.000 Thanks, man.

02:41:39.000 You didn't love her before?

02:41:40.000 I loved her anyway, but I didn't know her.

02:41:42.000 She's a beast.

02:41:43.000 She's awesome.

02:41:44.000 As a fighter, she's a fucking beast, man.

02:41:46.000 There's no question about that.

02:41:46.000 She's the best female fighter on the planet.

02:41:48.000 She seems like a good person, too, though.

02:41:49.000 That's what I like about her.

02:41:50.000 Here we go.

02:41:52.000 That uppercut is coming from fucking Stockholm.

02:41:55.000 Oh, it goes to the body with a whip.

02:41:58.000 Whoosh!

02:42:00.000 And with that bratwurst right, son.

02:42:04.000 Fucking...

02:42:05.000 It's crazy to me that Glover's just still fucking pumping away.

02:42:10.000 He looks like he's in the first round, looking to knock him out.

02:42:13.000 And we're in round four.

02:42:14.000 Glover looks how you would make a fighter in a video game.

02:42:16.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:42:18.000 Just faking that.

02:42:19.000 Oh, God, that left.

02:42:20.000 Glover caught him with the right hand over the top.

02:42:23.000 How about Glover doesn't train with, like, any super camps or nothing, really?

02:42:26.000 No, not anymore.

02:42:27.000 He trains out of, like, a garage in Connecticut.

02:42:28.000 Oh, right in.

02:42:29.000 Yeah, that's what he does now, right?

02:42:31.000 Seriously?

02:42:31.000 Yeah.

02:42:32.000 Yeah.

02:42:32.000 He has a school in Connecticut.

02:42:34.000 Didn't he go to ATT for a while?

02:42:35.000 Yeah, he did.

02:42:38.000 But he lives in Connecticut.

02:42:39.000 Uh-huh.

02:42:40.000 Interesting place to live.

02:42:41.000 Out of all the places to go, you're from Brazil and you move to Connecticut?

02:42:44.000 Yeah, I wonder why.

02:42:45.000 Nice.

02:42:46.000 I live there.

02:42:48.000 What?

02:42:48.000 Yeah.

02:42:49.000 You live in Connecticut?

02:42:50.000 My parents had a house in Connecticut for 10 years.

02:42:52.000 It's one of the few places I never perform.

02:42:54.000 Connecticut?

02:42:55.000 Yep.

02:42:55.000 How come?

02:42:55.000 It's an inside joke.

02:42:57.000 People are getting mad.

02:42:58.000 People from Connecticut are sending me messages.

02:42:59.000 Come on, bro.

02:43:00.000 Do they have a big city there?

02:43:02.000 Yeah.

02:43:03.000 Hartford.

02:43:03.000 Oh, my God.

02:43:04.000 Hartford's there.

02:43:04.000 I mean, it's not a big city, but it's definitely a city.

02:43:07.000 ESPN's there.

02:43:07.000 I've been there for ESPN for Bristol.

02:43:08.000 I feel like that's all there is in Connecticut.

02:43:10.000 WWE's there.

02:43:10.000 Yale's and...

02:43:11.000 Why the fuck are they there?

02:43:13.000 Taxes?

02:43:13.000 Uh-oh, uh-oh.

02:43:14.000 They're there because it's right next to New York City and you can get a nice large plot of land.

02:43:20.000 A lot of the big rich investment bankers live in Granite.

02:43:22.000 That makes sense.

02:43:23.000 Yeah, that's where David Letterman lives.

02:43:24.000 David Letterman lives there?

02:43:26.000 He got himself a estate.

02:43:27.000 I bet that motherfucker is a huge estate.

02:43:30.000 My man.

02:43:30.000 He ballin'.

02:43:31.000 He ballin'.

02:43:32.000 My man got an estate.

02:43:34.000 Fuck.

02:43:35.000 I don't think he does anything anymore, though.

02:43:37.000 Dude.

02:43:37.000 I think he's just kind of like chillin'.

02:43:39.000 No, he counts his money, I think.

02:43:41.000 I heard Jeff Foxworthy's crib in Atlanta is a fucking c-c-c-c-castle.

02:43:46.000 I'm sure.

02:43:47.000 Foxworthy's got some cheddar.

02:43:49.000 The redneck tour?

02:43:51.000 He's got some cheddar.

02:43:52.000 Yeah, him and Ron White.

02:43:54.000 I love that podcast you did with him, Ron White.

02:43:57.000 He seems great.

02:43:58.000 Look at Dave.

02:43:59.000 Oh my god!

02:44:00.000 That's DRT! Wait, that's Dave Letterman?

02:44:02.000 Yeah.

02:44:03.000 Holy shit!

02:44:04.000 That's what Glover's gonna look like in 30 years.

02:44:06.000 He looks like Glover takes you?

02:44:07.000 Oh my god.

02:44:08.000 Well, didn't Dave have heart surgery?

02:44:10.000 Wow.

02:44:10.000 I feel like he had a...

02:44:11.000 Holy fuck!

02:44:13.000 Yeah, I feel like he had heart surgery.

02:44:14.000 Oh my god, he looks horrible.

02:44:17.000 It just looks like he's...

02:44:18.000 He looks happy.

02:44:20.000 Remember when Tim Allen became Santa Claus?

02:44:22.000 Yeah.

02:44:24.000 Yeah, I love that movie.

02:44:25.000 Age gets to us all.

02:44:26.000 I looked at a picture of me 10 years ago when I was 40. I was handsome.

02:44:30.000 You look exactly the same.

02:44:31.000 I don't know about that.

02:44:31.000 You're so deliciously good looking.

02:44:33.000 Thank you, buddy.

02:44:34.000 That's what I've been looking for on a Sunday.

02:44:38.000 It was shit on Brian Day, and now it's turned into...

02:44:42.000 At what point in life do you just say, fuck you, man, and you say, fuck you, life?

02:44:46.000 Or you just let your body go and just eat whatever you want?

02:44:48.000 The thing is, I'm sure a lot of people are doing things, but when you're in the public eye, like, oh, he clipped him with the right hand over the top.

02:44:54.000 When you're in the public eye, like a David Letterman, like most of your life, and then you decide to not do that anymore, then it becomes...

02:45:02.000 Kind of interesting.

02:45:03.000 You can relax a little bit.

02:45:04.000 Yeah, because you have to be disciplined about your look and makeup and all.

02:45:06.000 What do you do?

02:45:06.000 Look at that.

02:45:07.000 10 years ago.

02:45:08.000 Look at that cutie pie.

02:45:09.000 Very similar.

02:45:10.000 I do not.

02:45:10.000 I was so much...

02:45:11.000 No, you look exactly the same.

02:45:12.000 Come on, dude.

02:45:13.000 I appreciate that.

02:45:14.000 Thank you.

02:45:14.000 The real drop-off is 30 to 40. That's where you really dropped off.

02:45:17.000 But 40 to 50, you're maintaining well.

02:45:19.000 Yeah, you're kind of maintaining my...

02:45:20.000 It seems like you work out more now.

02:45:21.000 I do.

02:45:23.000 I work out every day and it doesn't do much.

02:45:25.000 Do you hear someone's alarm going off?

02:45:26.000 Oh, my God.

02:45:27.000 Yeah, I do.

02:45:28.000 Good ears.

02:45:30.000 I think I have bad ears, by the way.

02:45:32.000 You probably do.

02:45:33.000 That's age, son.

02:45:34.000 Yeah.

02:45:34.000 I'm always asking my wife to turn the TV on.

02:45:36.000 It's all the boxing you do.

02:45:38.000 Yeah, well, years of getting boxed in my ears.

02:45:40.000 You're getting boxed up, bro.

02:45:41.000 Dude, Glover is fucking just.

02:45:43.000 Glover is.

02:45:44.000 Will not go away.

02:45:45.000 Game.

02:45:46.000 Game.

02:45:46.000 He didn't get the menu.

02:45:48.000 The fucking memo.

02:45:49.000 Yeah, got kicked to the body there.

02:45:51.000 We're good?

02:45:55.000 Glover's still looking for that knockout punch, man.

02:45:57.000 That's a fact.

02:45:58.000 That's always there.

02:45:59.000 The scary thing is if...

02:46:00.000 Oh, shit!

02:46:01.000 If Alexander slows down a little bit, it's gonna be trouble for him, yeah.

02:46:05.000 Yeah.

02:46:07.000 Oh my god.

02:46:08.000 That combo's there.

02:46:09.000 He needs to stay in the middle of the hot gun.

02:46:11.000 Gustafson looks as good as he's ever looked in this fight.

02:46:14.000 He really does.

02:46:15.000 Good luck beating him at light heavyweight, man.

02:46:16.000 He's so fluid and his movement is excellent.

02:46:19.000 This is a big fight for him, man.

02:46:21.000 For both of them, it's kind of career-defining, to be honest.

02:46:24.000 Oh, Jesus, dude!

02:46:26.000 How many can you take of these?

02:46:28.000 I hate to be so extreme, but look at what's going on here.

02:46:31.000 Beautiful.

02:46:33.000 It's an artistic performance, man.

02:46:35.000 It really is.

02:46:36.000 The way he's been hiding that uppercut.

02:46:38.000 He's my favorite to watch, man.

02:46:40.000 Popping that jab.

02:46:41.000 Is he your favorite?

02:46:42.000 Well, you have a unique insight knowing exactly how good he is having trained with him, you know?

02:46:46.000 I've trained with both of them.

02:46:47.000 With Glover, I just...

02:46:49.000 You know, I understand what he's doing in his pacing.

02:46:52.000 He's like the Terminator.

02:46:53.000 He's very similar.

02:46:54.000 That's why I'd love to see him in DC fight because I've trained with DC and him.

02:46:57.000 They have very similar styles.

02:46:59.000 It's just this relentless, relentless forward pressure.

02:47:02.000 You're like, God damn, relax.

02:47:04.000 Slow down.

02:47:05.000 Speaking of relentless, dude, you're running like eight miles.

02:47:07.000 I've seen you running like some long distances.

02:47:10.000 Where are you running?

02:47:11.000 Outside my crib.

02:47:12.000 You just run the beach or something like that?

02:47:14.000 Yeah.

02:47:14.000 On concrete or what?

02:47:15.000 Yeah, concrete.

02:47:16.000 In those Cam Hane shoes, but my knee's fucked up, so I'm suing Cam.

02:47:19.000 Why are you running on concrete when the sand is right there?

02:47:24.000 I don't know, because I like to run.

02:47:26.000 But isn't sand better for you?

02:47:28.000 Well, because I run the San Marcos...

02:47:30.000 So what I do is I run one San Marcos stairs, and I run a mile.

02:47:34.000 Two San Marcos stairs run a mile.

02:47:35.000 Three San Marcos stairs run a mile.

02:47:36.000 That's what I'm doing.

02:47:37.000 Oh, interesting.

02:47:37.000 That's crazy, bro.

02:47:38.000 So the stairs are like a sprint, and the mile is the...

02:47:42.000 But my knee yesterday was like, nah, let's take a break, bro.

02:47:45.000 You're way too big to be done.

02:47:46.000 You're a heavy guy.

02:47:46.000 What do you weigh, like 240-ish?

02:47:48.000 240, 238. Yeah, that's a lot of weight to put on the knees.

02:47:51.000 I know, man.

02:47:52.000 I gotta figure it out.

02:47:53.000 I gotta do something.

02:47:54.000 If you guys know what to do.

02:47:54.000 It's inside of my knee.

02:47:56.000 Okay, let me ask you this.

02:47:58.000 I'm dying.

02:47:58.000 What do you think about this UFC training facility?

02:48:02.000 Like, who's gonna go there?

02:48:03.000 I was so confused.

02:48:05.000 And they're gonna pump Bane-like products into his body.

02:48:08.000 Oh.

02:48:10.000 Just rejuvenate the fucking heavyweight division.

02:48:13.000 In between rounds, he steps in a cryo chamber.

02:48:15.000 By the way, I'm sorry, but look at Glover in round four after all that punishment.

02:48:19.000 Keeping his head, he looks very fresh.

02:48:21.000 One of the problems with Glover is he's so boxing-oriented in his attack.

02:48:26.000 And with a guy like Gustafsson, he has such a large reach disadvantage.

02:48:30.000 So he's constantly moving forward, but he doesn't throw kicks.

02:48:34.000 Oh, look at that.

02:48:37.000 Gustafsson stopped kicking because he got taken down early on, but he has kicks, too.

02:48:42.000 He just abandoned it.

02:48:43.000 Keep him away with those kicks.

02:48:44.000 But for Glover, Glover has always got to move into boxing range.

02:48:48.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:48:48.000 Again!

02:48:49.000 Oh my god!

02:48:51.000 Stop the fight!

02:48:53.000 That's it!

02:48:53.000 Oh my god, what a fucking way to win.

02:48:57.000 Holy shit!

02:48:59.000 Gustafson is a beast.

02:49:00.000 Poor Glover.

02:49:01.000 Oh Jesus Christ.

02:49:02.000 I don't like seeing that at all.

02:49:05.000 I don't like seeing that at all.

02:49:06.000 I don't like seeing that at all.

02:49:07.000 Gustafson is a fucking beast.

02:49:09.000 That was brilliant.

02:49:11.000 God damn, that was brilliant.

02:49:12.000 That was brilliant.

02:49:14.000 Holy shit.

02:49:14.000 This is in Sweden?

02:49:16.000 Stockholm.

02:49:16.000 Yeah, in Stockholm.

02:49:17.000 Throwing it down in Stockholm.

02:49:19.000 He's a fucking hero.

02:49:20.000 He's a hero.

02:49:21.000 He's a legend there.

02:49:23.000 The heartbreak he went through when he lost to fucking Johnson there, man.

02:49:26.000 I was there, man.

02:49:27.000 I felt like crying, man.

02:49:28.000 I felt like crying for him.

02:49:29.000 He's a Viking.

02:49:30.000 They were walking out of the arena with their head low.

02:49:33.000 It was rough.

02:49:34.000 And it was a bad beating, too, you know?

02:49:36.000 Dude, redemption.

02:49:37.000 Fucking redemption.

02:49:38.000 What a Viking.

02:49:39.000 What a fight.

02:49:41.000 Here's redemption.

02:49:42.000 Redemption is John Jones beats DC in Anaheim.

02:49:45.000 They do John Jones, Alexander Gustin, Stockholm, title.

02:49:49.000 You are correct, sir.

02:49:51.000 500,000 people.

02:49:52.000 You and me.

02:49:52.000 They're not going to do it in Stockholm.

02:49:54.000 They do it in Vegas.

02:49:54.000 The real money's in Vegas.

02:49:56.000 Unfortunately.

02:49:58.000 That's bullshit.

02:49:58.000 That's just how it goes, buddy.

02:49:59.000 That's the reason why we haven't been in Dublin yet for a Conor McGregor fight.

02:50:02.000 Bing!

02:50:02.000 Look at this.

02:50:03.000 Bing!

02:50:03.000 Well, he could do it in a soccer fucking stadium.

02:50:05.000 Bing!

02:50:05.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:50:06.000 Again, he keeps doing the same combo.

02:50:07.000 And then right hand over the top.

02:50:08.000 Oh!

02:50:09.000 Oh, Christ.

02:50:10.000 Oh, man.

02:50:10.000 How quick was that right hand?

02:50:11.000 Walk away right hand.

02:50:12.000 His hand is stupid fast, dude.

02:50:14.000 Yeah, douche!

02:50:15.000 Oh, dude.

02:50:15.000 And he's like, not enough, huh?

02:50:16.000 Look at this.

02:50:17.000 Here you go.

02:50:17.000 Yeah, yeah!

02:50:19.000 Beautiful timing, too.

02:50:20.000 The way he swung that right hand in, too.

02:50:22.000 Look at how he swings the right hand in over the left guard.

02:50:25.000 Look at this.

02:50:26.000 Watch this.

02:50:27.000 Look at how he swings that right hand over the top.

02:50:30.000 Glover's corner's like, do you think you want to kind of avoid the uppercut?

02:50:33.000 He's like, nah, we'll keep doing this, man.

02:50:35.000 There's nothing we can do.

02:50:36.000 He's just getting hit by it.

02:50:37.000 He's trying to get close.

02:50:38.000 It's so long.

02:50:38.000 What are you going to do?

02:50:39.000 God, that was brilliant.

02:50:41.000 Oh, man.

02:50:42.000 Brilliant performance by Gustafson.

02:50:43.000 Like, when you were saying how Glover just missed it a little bit, like that boxing with his wrestling style via Rampage, he would have been champ.

02:50:51.000 Him versus Rampage in the prime, that's a motherfucking fight.

02:50:54.000 Yeah, he could have won.

02:50:55.000 He could have won.

02:50:56.000 But, you know, what's interesting is that he just...

02:50:58.000 Because he doesn't throw very many kicks, I mean, he might have thrown 10 kicks that whole fight.

02:51:02.000 He's always moving into boxing range.

02:51:05.000 He's getting chewed up on the way in.

02:51:07.000 And as tough as he is, he's still getting tagged over and over and over again.

02:51:10.000 Well, it's 2017. If you're just boxing, you're screwed, man.

02:51:14.000 Name a guy who's just boxing doing well in the UFC. Yeah, you're right.

02:51:17.000 You're right.

02:51:18.000 You really have to do everything.

02:51:19.000 At the highest level, you just can't do it anymore.

02:51:21.000 Like guys figure you out.

02:51:23.000 Yeah, you really have to be able to do everything.

02:51:26.000 So this UFC training facility, like, how much did that fucking thing cost?

02:51:30.000 I was looking at that when they were showing the athletes retreat.

02:51:33.000 Crazy, right?

02:51:33.000 I was like, how much do you think that cost?

02:51:37.000 12 million performances, too.

02:51:38.000 Oh, he's saying it.

02:51:39.000 12 million dollar performances, too.

02:51:41.000 That's a bargain.

02:51:41.000 I've seen some houses.

02:51:42.000 That's a good deal.

02:51:43.000 But that's in Vegas.

02:51:44.000 In Vegas, that's like the size of fucking Lambeau Field.

02:51:47.000 Like, that's huge.

02:51:48.000 Yeah.

02:51:49.000 Still, though.

02:51:50.000 And what's it made for?

02:51:51.000 It's made for people when they're in town?

02:51:54.000 Yeah, everything is there.

02:51:55.000 They have bags and fucking doctors.

02:51:58.000 And they have those aquatic...

02:51:59.000 That's what I was going to bring up.

02:52:00.000 They have those underwater treadmills.

02:52:04.000 Have you seen that?

02:52:04.000 Oh, those are good, yeah.

02:52:05.000 Have you done that?

02:52:06.000 I have not done that.

02:52:07.000 That is what you should do.

02:52:08.000 Like, for your big ass.

02:52:10.000 Bro, I'm trying to run outside, man.

02:52:11.000 I'm not trying to run underwater like a...

02:52:14.000 Why?

02:52:14.000 Fucking...

02:52:15.000 Why?

02:52:16.000 Project?

02:52:16.000 Why are you trying to run outside?

02:52:17.000 You don't want to be like Drago?

02:52:18.000 I love outside, man.

02:52:19.000 Rocky IV? Yeah, I'm not doing it because I'm trying to fucking beat Alexander Gustafson.

02:52:25.000 Do you see they're making a 225 division?

02:52:27.000 They are.

02:52:27.000 Yeah.

02:52:28.000 That's a good idea.

02:52:29.000 And they're also going to do a 10-pound up.

02:52:30.000 They're going to do like 55, 65, 75. I wish they had that when I was around.

02:52:34.000 Wow.

02:52:35.000 That's a really good idea.

02:52:37.000 What are you thinking about coming back?

02:52:38.000 No.

02:52:39.000 What?

02:52:40.000 What?

02:52:40.000 I got a sold-out show in Australia.

02:52:42.000 Ain't no one getting punched in the face anymore.

02:52:44.000 Just checking.

02:52:44.000 I tell Dick Jones.

02:52:45.000 He doesn't give a shit, right?

02:52:46.000 I tell Dick Jones to break down way better fighters than me.

02:52:48.000 Weren't you hitting mitts?

02:52:49.000 That's my life.

02:52:50.000 Weren't you hitting mitts and your trainer was like, hey, keep your hand on you.

02:52:53.000 Hey, hey, hey.

02:52:53.000 I don't give a shit.

02:52:55.000 I'm just going to get my...

02:52:55.000 What are you doing?

02:52:57.000 I'm just doing this to have a summer body.

02:52:59.000 Never correct my technique ever again.

02:53:01.000 Summer body.

02:53:01.000 I did that for 10 years.

02:53:03.000 Never.

02:53:04.000 Look at that.

02:53:05.000 Summer body.

02:53:05.000 Summer body coming up, son.

02:53:07.000 You're very excited about that.

02:53:09.000 I love this.

02:53:09.000 I've been doing an incline bench to get that shelf going.

02:53:12.000 We're kind of not talking about you.

02:53:14.000 We were talking about the Keto shake.

02:53:17.000 What's in your Keto shake?

02:53:18.000 There was something on the Honored Academy site.

02:53:21.000 Look at this.

02:53:22.000 Liver and raw milk.

02:53:24.000 God, ding.

02:53:25.000 Oh, Christ.

02:53:26.000 Dang.

02:53:27.000 Again.

02:53:28.000 Here's the right hand.

02:53:30.000 Watch this.

02:53:30.000 That's not good for you, man.

02:53:32.000 That's super bad for you.

02:53:33.000 Fucking Stockholm.

02:53:34.000 I don't like that.

02:53:35.000 Jesus, you're crazy.

02:53:37.000 Priority shipping Stockholm right hand.

02:53:40.000 It's just crazy how he kept hitting with the same combination.

02:53:43.000 Jab, uppercut, jab, uppercut, jab, uppercut.

02:53:46.000 Bang!

02:53:47.000 It's fun to watch, but I feel sorry for Glover.

02:53:49.000 Yeah, but I feel happy for Alexander.

02:53:51.000 Me too, man.

02:53:52.000 That's the life.

02:53:53.000 Great guy.

02:53:55.000 You still on the keto kick?

02:53:56.000 Yeah, pretty much.

02:53:58.000 I cheat, though.

02:53:59.000 Yeah, me too.

02:53:59.000 I'll cheat.

02:53:59.000 I cheat a couple days a week.

02:54:00.000 I'd PF Chang's last night.

02:54:01.000 I'd PF Chang's last night.

02:54:03.000 Fat shit, too.

02:54:04.000 Like, I went nuts.

02:54:05.000 I had ramen noodles this morning with eggs.

02:54:07.000 Dude, ramen noodles are so unhealthy.

02:54:08.000 So bad.

02:54:09.000 You don't realize it?

02:54:09.000 It's so bad.

02:54:10.000 I see it all the time as a kid.

02:54:11.000 Hey, Dad.

02:54:12.000 Pay attention.

02:54:13.000 Maybe one of the worst things you could eat.

02:54:14.000 Ever.

02:54:14.000 I have like six a day.

02:54:16.000 And I would take the two seasonings.

02:54:17.000 That's his viking girlfriend.

02:54:18.000 I put two seasonings in one, so it's extra flavorful.

02:54:21.000 Oh yeah, I like that.

02:54:22.000 Yeah, me too.

02:54:23.000 You fuck with the beef or shrimp.

02:54:25.000 What's going on here?

02:54:26.000 Is he asking her to marry him?

02:54:28.000 Oh, no, no, no, don't do it.

02:54:29.000 Oh, it's an original box and everything.

02:54:32.000 Boy, they're going to have a nice kid on them, though.

02:54:35.000 That kid's going to be a fucking viking.

02:54:38.000 Why do I feel like they already have a kid?

02:54:40.000 Hopefully they do.

02:54:40.000 She had a powerful Rolex on.

02:54:42.000 I feel like they already have a kid and he's just like making it a fish.

02:54:45.000 You know what?

02:54:46.000 That ring, if you're gonna do it on TV, it better be a heater.

02:54:48.000 I like it how he's doing it with the fucking gloves on.

02:54:51.000 He should just lift up her skirt and bang her on.

02:54:53.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey!

02:54:54.000 This is a sacred moment!

02:54:56.000 Show us those Viking cheeks!

02:54:58.000 Imagine if he did that.

02:54:59.000 Just animal.

02:55:00.000 That's awesome.

02:55:01.000 Look at those two Vikings.

02:55:02.000 They're going to have some fucking experiments.

02:55:04.000 Maybe she knows how he is, so she just picks up her fucking skirt herself.

02:55:09.000 She's every bit a six foot two.

02:55:11.000 Hey, why are they the same size?

02:55:12.000 What the fuck is going on here?

02:55:13.000 She's got high heels on, but she's every bit naturally six feet.

02:55:16.000 She's a six footer easy.

02:55:18.000 She's a big old healthy woman.

02:55:19.000 Yep, and she's a little wider than he is.

02:55:20.000 She's a full rack of ribs.

02:55:22.000 I appreciate that.

02:55:23.000 I like that.

02:55:23.000 Broad shoulders.

02:55:24.000 She's a Viking.

02:55:24.000 Yeah, I do not...

02:55:26.000 I do not hate at all a girl who's healthy like that, who you know eats good.

02:55:31.000 Looks great.

02:55:31.000 I would much rather prefer that.

02:55:33.000 Much that.

02:55:34.000 All day.

02:55:34.000 Have a little mean idea.

02:55:35.000 Oh, they had a baby!

02:55:36.000 Yeah, they have a baby together.

02:55:37.000 Okay, he's doing it B-Shop style.

02:55:39.000 Have the kid and then you can do that.

02:55:40.000 You figure it out.

02:55:41.000 That's awesome.

02:55:41.000 That kid is going to be...

02:55:43.000 Good for him.

02:55:44.000 Yeah.

02:55:44.000 Hey, man, he put on a fucking performance of his career tonight.

02:55:48.000 Oh, you've got to move him up to number two.

02:55:50.000 Yeah, right?

02:55:51.000 He's number one right now, right?

02:55:53.000 He's number one for sure, but that's just because Jon Jones is on the banned list.

02:55:58.000 My boy Vulcan's like, say what?

02:56:00.000 I'm number one.

02:56:01.000 I'm number one, Alexander.

02:56:03.000 Ozdemir?

02:56:03.000 Yeah, Vulcan's going to move up to probably four now.

02:56:07.000 Ozdemir with that one punch.

02:56:08.000 Glover's going to go ahead and jump back in line behind.

02:56:11.000 So this UFC Training Institute, that's why I'm so confused.

02:56:15.000 No one's going to do their camp there.

02:56:17.000 No.

02:56:19.000 How fair would that be if you find out, let's say Michael Bisbing's doing his camp there, and UL's doing his camp in Florida, and UL's like, wait, I want to do my camp there.

02:56:27.000 Michael Bisbing!

02:56:29.000 Big Bing!

02:56:29.000 How come you are at the UFC camp?

02:56:33.000 Gay Jesus!

02:56:35.000 Don't forget Jesus!

02:56:37.000 Don't forget Jesus!

02:56:39.000 God, they fucked up doing that.

02:56:41.000 Don't forget Jesus.

02:56:42.000 Basically, it's open to anybody.

02:56:44.000 You can start or end your camp here.

02:56:48.000 We have the best training facility here on Planet Earth.

02:56:50.000 It makes no sense.

02:56:51.000 It makes no sense.

02:56:53.000 I'm just confused as to what they're trying to do with it.

02:56:56.000 I just know I have a place to train when I'm in Vegas, you fucks.

02:56:59.000 You're gonna train there?

02:57:00.000 Fuck yeah.

02:57:01.000 I bet you're not.

02:57:02.000 You don't know?

02:57:02.000 I bet you don't get in.

02:57:03.000 I bet they won't let you.

02:57:03.000 If I have time, I will.

02:57:05.000 I bet you Francis Ganel's gonna make you break his hair.

02:57:06.000 Yeah, they do.

02:57:07.000 I'm a celebrity, dude.

02:57:08.000 Are you a celebrity?

02:57:09.000 Not really.

02:57:10.000 To them?

02:57:10.000 If I tell them all the stuff I've been in.

02:57:11.000 Like, if you called the UFC and said, I'd like to get tickets, do you think they'd hook it up?

02:57:14.000 Once I explain to them where they know me from...

02:57:16.000 What's that face?

02:57:17.000 What's that face?

02:57:18.000 It's gonna be tough.

02:57:20.000 My feelings are already hurt about a lot of stuff.

02:57:22.000 Well, it depends on how this thing, this pilot, the Goldbergs, goes.

02:57:26.000 That didn't go.

02:57:27.000 You didn't find out?

02:57:28.000 No.

02:57:29.000 You didn't tell me.

02:57:30.000 No, I didn't go.

02:57:31.000 Oh, this guy's awkward.

02:57:32.000 But the Goldbergs got picked up for two more years.

02:57:34.000 Either way, am I going still?

02:57:35.000 Yeah.

02:57:36.000 How often are you on it?

02:57:37.000 I'll always be almost famous, I've realized.

02:57:39.000 My partner sells out fucking theaters in Australia, you know.

02:57:43.000 Isn't that better, though?

02:57:44.000 Like, it keeps you humble.

02:57:45.000 I guess.

02:57:46.000 As opposed to a guy like Schaub who's just rocketing up the charts, he's eventually gonna get a big head.

02:57:50.000 I know.

02:57:54.000 I mean, and it's also like you'll have the fuel of being bitter because you were more famous when you guys started and then he surpasses you.

02:58:02.000 But that's been the case in my career.

02:58:06.000 But everybody does that to me.

02:58:07.000 Get the fuck out of here, B. I'm a failure.

02:58:10.000 Well, you're not a failure.

02:58:12.000 You're a very successful guy.

02:58:13.000 But I'm being dramatic right now.

02:58:14.000 You're super successful.

02:58:15.000 I'm being dramatic.

02:58:15.000 You're very successful.

02:58:16.000 I've been to your home.

02:58:18.000 Have you seen the second one he owns?

02:58:20.000 Yes.

02:58:20.000 I'm thinking about the address.

02:58:21.000 Can I do that?

02:58:22.000 No.

02:58:22.000 Please don't.

02:58:23.000 He's a very wealthy man.

02:58:25.000 He's a bullshit artist trying to say he's not successful.

02:58:28.000 Look, if you make more than $35,000, you're in the 1% of the world.

02:58:32.000 You're probably right.

02:58:33.000 No, it is right.

02:58:34.000 No, that'd be correct.

02:58:35.000 That is 100% right.

02:58:35.000 Look at this combination.

02:58:37.000 Spinning elbow, right hook, left hook, right uppercut, right hand over the top, pop that jab in.

02:58:43.000 Oh, for sure it needs it.

02:58:44.000 He emerged.

02:58:45.000 He emerged tonight as the most exciting light heavyweight in the world other than Daniel and John.

02:58:51.000 I can't wait for that fight, too.

02:58:53.000 Just fucking jab, uppercut.

02:58:55.000 Oh, Christ, it's so bad for your brain.

02:58:57.000 Oh, this is bad for your brain, son.

02:58:59.000 I hate it.

02:59:00.000 I just see his brain rattling around in that skull.

02:59:03.000 Amazing.

02:59:04.000 Amazing.

02:59:05.000 Most finishes in UFC light heavyweight history.

02:59:08.000 Jimmy Manoa, where's he at?

02:59:11.000 Shogun 7, Gustafson 7, Chuck 9, Jon Jones 9. Wow.

02:59:16.000 That Jon Jones-DC rematch to me is so interesting because I didn't think DC looked that great against Rumble.

02:59:23.000 I thought it was more of Rumble not showing up.

02:59:25.000 I thought DC looked probably the worst we've seen body-wise.

02:59:30.000 I'm getting that itch.

02:59:32.000 Show these boys how to throw an uppercut the right way.

02:59:35.000 Oh no!

02:59:35.000 He just tweeted that out like two months ago.

02:59:37.000 That was a great uppercut.

02:59:39.000 That's silly.

02:59:39.000 What?

02:59:40.000 That's silly.

02:59:41.000 Rambo, what are you doing?

02:59:43.000 In the article too, he goes, once I'm retired, I'm retired.

02:59:45.000 There's no chance.

02:59:46.000 Well, I see he sees Gustafson beating Glover and he knocked both of these guys out.

02:59:53.000 He might think he could just jump back in there.

02:59:56.000 That makes sense.

02:59:57.000 How crazy is that?

02:59:58.000 I'm getting that itch.

02:59:59.000 I get the itch every now and then.

03:00:01.000 I've never tell anyone.

03:00:02.000 But how can he say that right when he just got done retiring after a world title fight?

03:00:07.000 You know why?

03:00:08.000 Because your business manager goes, uh, yeah, so you're talking about that shit.

03:00:11.000 Listen, the Ram's gonna pay you $35.

03:00:13.000 This is how much a Ferrari costs.

03:00:16.000 And then check this out.

03:00:17.000 So the marijuana, you're in LA. It's tough business.

03:00:21.000 Saturated.

03:00:22.000 Taxes.

03:00:23.000 So here's your taxes.

03:00:24.000 Taxes are 48%.

03:00:25.000 So you're gonna make about $40,000 a year.

03:00:28.000 When you do the numbers, man, when you, like, people make this mistake all the time.

03:00:31.000 They go to buy a bunch of stuff and they didn't do the real hard numbers.

03:00:34.000 Yeah.

03:00:34.000 Start talking to them and it's like, oh, fuck.

03:00:36.000 Yeah, there's a lot of people out there that spend a lot of money.

03:00:39.000 Yeah.

03:00:40.000 Well, what's really fucked up is that you're going to buy that Porsche.

03:00:42.000 Let's talk about that.

03:00:43.000 I'm just kidding.

03:00:44.000 I'm not that dumb.

03:00:45.000 Don't buy that old Porsche.

03:00:46.000 You're just winking.

03:00:47.000 No, you're going to love it.

03:00:48.000 Wait till you see it.

03:00:49.000 It has the brand new turbo rims on it.

03:00:51.000 It's ridiculous.

03:00:52.000 Brand new turbo rims.

03:00:53.000 You're hilarious.

03:00:53.000 Wait till you see this thing.

03:00:54.000 I've seen a lot of actors not do those numbers and been in their house and gone, you're on a series right now, but this house is, you're nuts about 40 grand a month and your show is going to go away and you're just an actor.

03:01:05.000 How crazy is that if you're an actor?

03:01:07.000 Because you know as an actor, you've had how many failures.

03:01:09.000 You know it's nothing.

03:01:10.000 It's going to end.

03:01:11.000 Because this is the one.

03:01:12.000 Unless it's friends.

03:01:13.000 Because as an actor, you go, this is the job that's going to push me over the edge.

03:01:17.000 I'm now famous and I'm going to go from job to job.

03:01:18.000 And it never happens.

03:01:20.000 And I've seen it too many times.

03:01:22.000 It happens for some people.

03:01:24.000 Yeah.

03:01:24.000 Were you always good with money, Joe?

03:01:26.000 I know you have a beast of a businessman.

03:01:28.000 Did you have someone harping on you right away?

03:01:31.000 I'm pretty good with it.

03:01:33.000 Here's the thing.

03:01:33.000 I like cars, but I don't spend a lot of money on jewelry or stupid shit.

03:01:39.000 And cars you could actually sell.

03:01:41.000 Depending on the car, yeah.

03:01:42.000 Some of them are bad investments, but my Corvette's worth a lot of money.

03:01:47.000 Like old cars, you could sell.

03:01:50.000 They're worth money.

03:01:51.000 You've always made money, though.

03:01:52.000 You always made more money than most people.

03:01:54.000 Even when you were younger.

03:01:56.000 Most of us as actors and stuff, you were always...

03:01:58.000 I hustle.

03:01:59.000 I always do a bunch of different things.

03:02:01.000 That's one thing.

03:02:02.000 You don't put all your eggs in one basket.

03:02:03.000 I don't like having a boss.

03:02:04.000 And I don't like having to count on someone.

03:02:06.000 And I like...

03:02:07.000 When you have fuck you money, if you don't say fuck you, I think it's a fucking disgrace.

03:02:12.000 It's a disgrace to the fuck you money if you don't say fuck you.

03:02:14.000 But you have to get there, though.

03:02:15.000 Yeah, you gotta have legit fuck you money.

03:02:17.000 You can't say fuck you when you're making...

03:02:18.000 70 grand a year.

03:02:19.000 No, no, no.

03:02:20.000 But once you get fuck you money, you have to know what it is.

03:02:22.000 Like you go, okay, now you have the opportunity.

03:02:23.000 You're in a fuck you position.

03:02:25.000 So you got to know when to say fuck you and when you're just saying fuck you because you have fuck you money.

03:02:30.000 That does happen to people too.

03:02:31.000 They get that fuck you money and then they can't wait to say fuck you and they pull the trigger on fuck you too quick.

03:02:37.000 Yeah, it's going to be me.

03:02:37.000 Oh, that's not a good idea.

03:02:38.000 That happens, though.

03:02:39.000 Yes, it does.

03:02:40.000 I'm waiting for the day.

03:02:41.000 We know people.

03:02:42.000 We both know people who've done that.

03:02:43.000 Because what happens is you've got $6 million in the bank, but you start spending $1 million a year.

03:02:46.000 I've seen that plenty of times.

03:02:48.000 What did you say, B? A lot of guys get $6 million in the bank, and they'll start spending $1 million a year.

03:02:53.000 And I've seen that.

03:02:54.000 So you've got six years to go out like a gangster.

03:02:56.000 Yeah.

03:02:56.000 Those six years are so fun, though, I bet.

03:02:58.000 My buddy was making a lot of money, and he looked like he'd seen a ghost, and he said, my business manager just told me I have to make $900,000 a year just to break even.

03:03:10.000 And I went, what are you spending money on?

03:03:12.000 And I go, what are you spending money on?

03:03:14.000 He goes...

03:03:15.000 Just stuff.

03:03:16.000 And I said, like what?

03:03:17.000 He goes, I got two nannies, I got three cars, I got a big house, but I don't know, just stuff.

03:03:22.000 And he couldn't really figure out, you know, until his business manager went line for line and was like, this is what you're spending.

03:03:27.000 But you know what happens too?

03:03:29.000 When you start making money, you start hanging out with other people that are making money.

03:03:34.000 You know, I was talking to this pro football player who was telling me that.

03:03:37.000 He was saying that basically what happens is you're around all these other dudes in camp, and the dude shows up with a Rolls, and this guy's got a Bentley, and this guy's got a giant gold chain, and he goes, you start spending money just to keep up with these people.

03:03:50.000 Well, Kevin Hart has a funny bit about that where he was hanging out with Dwayne Wade and those guys, and they were talking, and Kevin was like, I'm making money, and Dwayne Wade was like, you should buy a boat.

03:04:00.000 And he was like, what the fuck?

03:04:02.000 Hold the fuck on!

03:04:04.000 And then they were balling, they were at a club, and Kevin goes, let me get the check.

03:04:07.000 And Dwayne was like, let me get it.

03:04:08.000 He goes, no, let me get it, man.

03:04:09.000 Let me get it.

03:04:10.000 And he looked at the bill, and he goes, it was so expensive, he had to bring it in the light to make sure he had the number right.

03:04:14.000 He was like, what the fuck?

03:04:15.000 He's like, you got this, Doug.

03:04:16.000 You got this.

03:04:17.000 Kevin Hart now, though.

03:04:18.000 But if that's what you want to do, like if you just want to concentrate on money, I mean, the real problem is that requires a mindset of its own.

03:04:26.000 And a lot of the people that are just financial entrepreneurs and people that are like obsessed with making money, they're not also creative geniuses.

03:04:34.000 They're not also pursuing a career in the arts.

03:04:38.000 With longevity.

03:04:39.000 Yeah, I mean, it's just, you gotta know, like, what you're getting into.

03:04:43.000 So if you're a guy that just gets wrapped up and hanging around with rich people and keeping up with the Joneses, and if you're an athlete...

03:04:51.000 If you're an athlete, it could wind up fucking up your career because you get so wrapped up in that stuff that it takes some focus away.

03:04:57.000 I'll tell you what else happens.

03:04:58.000 You're married to a girl.

03:05:00.000 She's hanging out with their wives.

03:05:01.000 And now she wants to get that $10,000 handbag.

03:05:05.000 She wants that Benz.

03:05:06.000 She wants that.

03:05:07.000 And you don't want to make her feel like she's not because she's in that group.

03:05:11.000 School is in session.

03:05:11.000 Talk to us, Brian.

03:05:12.000 Both you older men tell these young fucks.

03:05:15.000 Listen, these bitches, they get together and they start...

03:05:17.000 Oh my god, where'd you get those shoes?

03:05:19.000 Oh, I got them from this side.

03:05:20.000 That purse is so hard to get.

03:05:21.000 I know a place where you can get it.

03:05:23.000 Baby, it's only $30,000.

03:05:25.000 For a fucking purse?

03:05:26.000 A fucking purse is $30,000?

03:05:29.000 Crazy.

03:05:30.000 Yeah, next thing you know, you broke.

03:05:32.000 Yep.

03:05:33.000 Yeah, the wives spending the money thing happens.

03:05:37.000 And it happens in the craziest ways.

03:05:40.000 Don't marry a chicken hat, though, man.

03:05:42.000 There's signs early on where a bitch can be a chicken hat.

03:05:45.000 What's a sign?

03:05:46.000 What's a good sign?

03:05:48.000 Oh man, there's so many red flags.

03:05:50.000 Where do I start?

03:05:52.000 Where do I start?

03:05:54.000 That's, by the way, maybe your favorite, my favorite shirt from you guys.

03:05:58.000 Chicken Head Social Club?

03:06:00.000 We gotta bring that back.

03:06:01.000 Bring that back!

03:06:02.000 Bring that back!

03:06:03.000 Chicken Head Social Club.

03:06:04.000 They're chicken heads!

03:06:05.000 So why...

03:06:08.000 So ridiculous.

03:06:09.000 Where did the term chicken head come from?

03:06:11.000 I don't know.

03:06:11.000 He just comes up with things because he mixes metaphors.

03:06:13.000 No, no, chicken heads has been around.

03:06:14.000 No, chicken's been around.

03:06:15.000 It's been around.

03:06:16.000 But where did it come from?

03:06:18.000 I'm not sure.

03:06:19.000 At the time I was dating some girl and she was a chicken head.

03:06:22.000 She started drinking water and I went, damn, you're one thirsty chicken head.

03:06:25.000 And she was like, what the fuck did you just call me?

03:06:27.000 The next day on the podcast I was like, chicken heads, man.

03:06:32.000 Project Pat, Chicken Head.

03:06:34.000 Yeah, I definitely didn't make up Chicken Head.

03:06:35.000 What year is this?

03:06:37.000 2001, early.

03:06:38.000 I just graduated high school.

03:06:39.000 Late 90s, yeah.

03:06:40.000 Wow, late 90s Chicken Head.

03:06:41.000 How's that song go?

03:06:42.000 And was that, they were talking about girls?

03:06:44.000 Yeah.

03:06:44.000 They were singing about Chicken Heads?

03:06:45.000 See, I didn't hear about it until I was hanging out with you.

03:06:48.000 Yeah.

03:06:48.000 I mean, maybe I'd heard it a couple of times, but I'd never heard someone use it where I started howling.

03:06:55.000 There you go.

03:06:55.000 And I started using it.

03:06:57.000 Here's the description from Project Pat.

03:06:58.000 Okay, here we go.

03:06:59.000 What does it say?

03:07:00.000 Hold on, go back up.

03:07:01.000 Block, block, chicken head.

03:07:03.000 Block, block, chicken, chicken head.

03:07:06.000 Bob, head, scallywag, ain't got no hair in the back, gelled up, weaved up, your hair is a mess.

03:07:11.000 Ain't got no hair in back, gelled up, weaved up, your hair is messed up, need to get about a hustle mission, get up on that boot, run to boot, run to beautician, Run game until the game is gravy.

03:07:29.000 That don't mean spend cheese for the baby.

03:07:31.000 Wait a minute.

03:07:32.000 Run game until the game is gravy.

03:07:35.000 That don't mean spend cheese for the baby.

03:07:39.000 Don't spend money on your baby.

03:07:41.000 No, no, no.

03:07:42.000 You need to get your hair in order first.

03:07:45.000 You need to get your face right.

03:07:46.000 Before you worry about the nutritional requirements of your child, you must now worry about the baby.

03:07:50.000 Pretty, walk, walk, giving out the head.

03:07:53.000 On a stalk, stalk for a bootleg.

03:07:56.000 Got some gold teeth?

03:07:58.000 Walk, walk, pretty walk, walk, giving out head.

03:08:00.000 Ain't a thing eat a chicken, Wang.

03:08:04.000 Got some gold teeth.

03:08:07.000 Hey, did you read this?

03:08:10.000 Chicken, chicken, always into some dumb shit.

03:08:12.000 Should've paid your right bill, but you bought an outfit.

03:08:15.000 Stay at your mommy's house.

03:08:18.000 Keep your smart mouth.

03:08:20.000 Oh my god.

03:08:21.000 Okay, so it's just a derogatory term for a young lady.

03:08:24.000 For a young lady who's just doing stupid shit.

03:08:27.000 Like their lights are off, but then they just got their nails done.

03:08:30.000 Chicken heads, man.

03:08:32.000 It's a very interesting thing.

03:08:34.000 Did you see that, Kale?

03:08:35.000 Did you see that, Kale?

03:08:36.000 That dude got caught on the way down with a knee.

03:08:39.000 I mean, it's like he slipped.

03:08:40.000 Oh, Held?

03:08:41.000 Remember Held's that beast of Agrappa from Bellator?

03:08:43.000 Yeah, he went for a knee bar.

03:08:45.000 He dove for a knee bar and got kneed in the head on the way down.

03:08:48.000 Hey, bro.

03:08:49.000 Fucked up.

03:08:50.000 Fucked up.

03:08:51.000 Remember he fought Diego Sanchez?

03:08:53.000 They tossed him to the wolves, man.

03:08:54.000 Yeah, he tried to do that Imanari spin.

03:08:57.000 The Imanari dive.

03:08:58.000 You hit him right in the face.

03:09:00.000 Chicken head is maybe my favorite expression for a girl.

03:09:03.000 It's not...

03:09:03.000 They don't call you like a piece of shit for doing it yet.

03:09:08.000 I don't think...

03:09:09.000 The feminists haven't caught on to chicken head yet.

03:09:11.000 No, that's why it's still cool right now.

03:09:13.000 Men still own chicken head.

03:09:14.000 I feel like feminists don't like chicken heads anyway, and that's a phenomenon that exists, right?

03:09:18.000 Professionals.

03:09:19.000 They're on team vagina before anything else.

03:09:20.000 Once chicken head gets more popular, we're all screwed.

03:09:23.000 Yeah.

03:09:23.000 Like, there's a lot of people that are saying you shouldn't say bitch anymore.

03:09:27.000 God, it's tough to do.

03:09:28.000 Oh, come on, bitch.

03:09:29.000 Bitch, get out of here.

03:09:30.000 Get out of here.

03:09:31.000 It means too many different things.

03:09:32.000 They're trying to take my language away from me.

03:09:33.000 Fuck you.

03:09:34.000 I went to Wonder Woman and I was like, I can't wait to see this chicken head do work.

03:09:37.000 They don't give a fuck.

03:09:39.000 They don't know yet, you know?

03:09:40.000 They don't know.

03:09:41.000 They don't know.

03:09:42.000 They don't know you can still get away with it.

03:09:43.000 This chicken head can throw down.

03:09:44.000 She does his work in that movie.

03:09:45.000 What is this?

03:09:46.000 A thought.

03:09:47.000 A thought.

03:09:48.000 No.

03:09:48.000 I'm sure you haven't heard of it.

03:09:49.000 What guys call girls in schools that send out nudes...

03:09:59.000 This is like a spelling bee for the hood.

03:10:01.000 That's not going to make it.

03:10:02.000 Can you use it in the description?

03:10:04.000 Man, if you bang her, you better rap it good.

03:10:06.000 That thought has given herpes in half the school.

03:10:09.000 I'm not going with that one.

03:10:10.000 That's not going to last.

03:10:11.000 No, I don't like thought.

03:10:12.000 It's been around for a while, though.

03:10:14.000 It's not catchy enough.

03:10:15.000 Nah, chicken head's hilarious.

03:10:16.000 If you use that, you're probably annoying.

03:10:18.000 Yeah, thought.

03:10:19.000 Calling them a thought.

03:10:20.000 That hoe over there.

03:10:20.000 How about you say that hoe over there?

03:10:22.000 Also, stop, like, making girls feel bad about being sluts.

03:10:25.000 Yeah.

03:10:25.000 Why are you slut shaming?

03:10:28.000 Celebrate it so we have more of it.

03:10:30.000 It's called a chicken coop.

03:10:31.000 Don't you appreciate roadhead?

03:10:32.000 Yeah.

03:10:34.000 Someone has to do it.

03:10:35.000 Yeah.

03:10:36.000 Stupid bitch.

03:10:37.000 It takes a certain mentality to suck your dick while you're driving an automobile.

03:10:40.000 Correct.

03:10:41.000 Those girls are important.

03:10:42.000 This is just...

03:10:44.000 Every girl went, you know what, I'm just gonna sign off you.

03:10:46.000 I'm good.

03:10:46.000 This is over.

03:10:47.000 This fucking...

03:10:48.000 You're done.

03:10:49.000 You're dead to me, Brian Callen.

03:10:50.000 I always thought you were sophisticated.

03:10:53.000 I listen to your podcasts on your own.

03:10:55.000 You read a lot of books.

03:10:56.000 You've always intrigued me, but I know you're a piece of shit like your fucking meathead friends.

03:11:02.000 You guys are chicken heads!

03:11:03.000 I get scolded for not correcting the conversation sometimes.

03:11:05.000 I thought more of you.

03:11:07.000 I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ.

03:11:07.000 What conversation?

03:11:08.000 Between us?

03:11:09.000 No, no, no, no.

03:11:10.000 Brian's the guy who listens to social media and emails.

03:11:14.000 He listens to the type of people that scold you.

03:11:15.000 Excuse me, I do not read my social media.

03:11:17.000 Once on a blue moon, I will.

03:11:19.000 You did.

03:11:19.000 You would have made some corrections.

03:11:23.000 Well, in that case.

03:11:24.000 Hey, what is this?

03:11:25.000 Is this a candidate that would get me high?

03:11:27.000 Oh, yeah, I'm sure.

03:11:28.000 Eat it, B. Don't touch that.

03:11:29.000 Nope.

03:11:30.000 Don't touch that!

03:11:31.000 You might get high just looking at that.

03:11:32.000 That's some Joey Diaz shit.

03:11:34.000 Gentlemen, I got a barbecue after you, too.

03:11:35.000 I'm hungry.

03:11:36.000 Do you?

03:11:36.000 Where are you going?

03:11:37.000 Family barbecue.

03:11:38.000 I told you I'm the grill master.

03:11:39.000 You say you are, but you're using gas.

03:11:40.000 Dude, let's have a fucking grill-off, son.

03:11:42.000 I'll cripple you.

03:11:43.000 You're going to have a real hard time with it.

03:11:44.000 Listen, I can't grill zebra and fucking wild boar and shit, but you give me some ribs and burgers.

03:11:50.000 I got a giant up on you.

03:11:51.000 I kill things.

03:11:52.000 You don't have a big brown cheddar cheeseburger.

03:11:53.000 No, I got a lot of burgers that I do.

03:11:56.000 I do elk with blue cheese, so suck my dick.

03:11:58.000 Oof.

03:11:59.000 That sounds delicious.

03:12:00.000 I want some of that.

03:12:03.000 I also mix in pork fat with my elk burger.

03:12:07.000 Stop it, you fuck.

03:12:09.000 You might want to just shut the fuck up.

03:12:11.000 I slice up jalapenos.

03:12:13.000 I see that shit on Instagram.

03:12:14.000 I can slice up jalapenos and garlic and shit.

03:12:17.000 You ain't never eaten my food.

03:12:20.000 I'm gonna fuck you up.

03:12:22.000 No, I'm talking about a traditional American cheeseburger.

03:12:24.000 I will see anyone pound for pound.

03:12:26.000 Let's break it down to hot dogs only in boiling water, bro.

03:12:29.000 Right, Joe?

03:12:29.000 Tell them, Joe.

03:12:30.000 Well, it depends on the bun.

03:12:31.000 Traditional American cheeseburger.

03:12:32.000 A fucking cheeseburger?

03:12:34.000 It's a science.

03:12:35.000 Fuck you and your cheeseburger.

03:12:36.000 Do you even saute onions, bro?

03:12:38.000 Are you fucking with me?

03:12:41.000 You ever had a sautéed mushroom, nice?

03:12:44.000 Do you grill peppers?

03:12:45.000 That's your sweet ass, I do.

03:12:46.000 You're just saying stuff right now, bro.

03:12:48.000 No, dude, I know how to do it.

03:12:49.000 Yeah?

03:12:49.000 Well, you're thinking about grilling peppers, but you don't really have a history of it.

03:12:52.000 Yeah, you're right.

03:12:53.000 You're right.

03:12:54.000 But if I can grill onions, I should fuck you the peppers.

03:12:56.000 I can tell he was fucking lying, because he started grabbing his own beard.

03:12:58.000 He was going, yeah, I do.

03:13:00.000 Fucking fuck.

03:13:02.000 Because there was a tiny pause.

03:13:03.000 You went, I sure do.

03:13:04.000 This is the move.

03:13:05.000 The move is, we have Tom Papa cook us bread.

03:13:07.000 Because he gave me a fucking loaf of sourdough bread from me the other day.

03:13:11.000 He baked it in the morning and I cheated on it.

03:13:14.000 That night I had bread.

03:13:15.000 And it was delicious.

03:13:16.000 Did you put some jam and butter on it?

03:13:17.000 Nope, just butter.

03:13:18.000 It was outstanding.

03:13:20.000 I had some of it just raw, just butter.

03:13:22.000 Tom Papa was a little too into bread for me, but keep going.

03:13:24.000 He's very into it, but it's because he makes it all himself when I get it raw from scratch.

03:13:28.000 It's so good.

03:13:29.000 So this is the idea.

03:13:30.000 We'll make some elk burgers with blue cheese in the middle, pork fat, and then I flatten it out.

03:13:36.000 I put blue cheese in the chair.

03:13:37.000 Put ketchup on it?

03:13:38.000 I fold that bitch up.

03:13:39.000 Ketchup cheese.

03:13:40.000 Fuck you and your ketchup.

03:13:41.000 I'm a fucking American!

03:13:43.000 What do you mean no ketchup?

03:13:43.000 Not with blue cheese, bro!

03:13:45.000 I grilled that bitch, and we're gonna put it in between two pieces of Tom Proper's bread.

03:13:53.000 I'm hungry right now.

03:13:54.000 My mouth is watering so bad.

03:13:56.000 Man, my stomach is all cut up and shredded.

03:13:58.000 I got fucking eight abs.

03:13:59.000 I got some sautéed onions and jalapenos on that motherfucker.

03:14:01.000 Of course a little bit of lettuce.

03:14:03.000 You want some lettuce.

03:14:04.000 Hey, let's have Tom Papa make some nice fucking French toast and shut his fucking mouth.

03:14:09.000 I don't want to fuck him.

03:14:10.000 French toast would be nice.

03:14:11.000 What?

03:14:12.000 You want to fuck Tom Papa?

03:14:13.000 What happened?

03:14:14.000 No, he just makes the French toast.

03:14:15.000 No one's fucking him.

03:14:16.000 I thought that's what you were saying.

03:14:17.000 No, that's not what he said.

03:14:19.000 No, no.

03:14:19.000 God, that burger does sound fucking delicious.

03:14:21.000 I'm talking about straight up American grilled burgers, son.

03:14:24.000 Okay.

03:14:24.000 Like...

03:14:25.000 Beef burger?

03:14:25.000 Beef burger.

03:14:26.000 I'm going...

03:14:27.000 I'll fuck with buffalo, too.

03:14:28.000 If you want to go buffalo hunting, I'm going this winter.

03:14:31.000 I will.

03:14:31.000 Me and John Dudley, we're going buffalo hunting.

03:14:34.000 Let's do it.

03:14:34.000 Can I have a gun?

03:14:35.000 Oh, yeah.

03:14:36.000 You can.

03:14:36.000 You're not going to kill it with a boomerang.

03:14:38.000 I'm shooting it with a bow and arrow.

03:14:40.000 You know what?

03:14:40.000 Buffalo aren't that dangerous.

03:14:42.000 Oh, yeah, they are.

03:14:43.000 What?

03:14:44.000 What?

03:14:45.000 What?

03:14:46.000 Oh, they'll charge you, bro.

03:14:46.000 That is one of the most dangerous things you could ever hunt.

03:14:49.000 Yes.

03:14:49.000 They're probably more dangerous than a bear.

03:14:51.000 Are they really?

03:14:52.000 Fuck yeah!

03:14:53.000 Wait, we're talking about water buffalo?

03:14:54.000 1,800 pounds of swinging dick.

03:14:56.000 Oh, no, I've been around a buffalo.

03:14:57.000 No, a bison!

03:14:58.000 They'll come at you, bro.

03:14:59.000 A fucking bison.

03:15:00.000 They'll come at you.

03:15:01.000 Cam Haynes just got done hunting water buffalo.

03:15:03.000 He said that thing called black death.

03:15:04.000 In Australia?

03:15:05.000 Yeah, they're black death.

03:15:06.000 Yeah, I don't fuck with water buffalo.

03:15:06.000 Those are giant.

03:15:07.000 And here's the thing.

03:15:08.000 Their meat, you can eat it, but it takes so long to chew because they're just jacked.

03:15:13.000 She just corded steel.

03:15:15.000 You eat the back strap, which is traditionally a tender.

03:15:17.000 He told us.

03:15:18.000 He said it was the hardest thing you ever had to eat.

03:15:22.000 What was this thing where this guy got charged by a bear?

03:15:24.000 I saw the video and he had a bow and arrow.

03:15:26.000 I posted on Instagram.

03:15:27.000 That guy straight up panicked.

03:15:29.000 The bear just left him alone, though.

03:15:31.000 Just jacked him, knocked him over, run him over.

03:15:33.000 The bear just wants him to leave him the fuck alone.

03:15:35.000 The bear didn't want to eat that guy.

03:15:36.000 That guy's like a straight up Native American.

03:15:38.000 Was he?

03:15:39.000 Well, he was using a recurve bow.

03:15:42.000 It's just, he fucked up.

03:15:43.000 He got charged.

03:15:44.000 Which can't happen.

03:15:45.000 Real quick.

03:15:45.000 Busted lip or herpes?

03:15:46.000 Go.

03:15:46.000 Oh, busted lip.

03:15:47.000 Let's play a game.

03:15:48.000 Busted lip or herpes?

03:15:49.000 I'd say it's herpes, but who cares?

03:15:51.000 Listen, man.

03:15:51.000 I'm going to say it's a busted lip just because his performance was brilliant.

03:15:53.000 I've had a bunch of busted lips.

03:15:53.000 They've never looked like that.

03:15:55.000 Ever.

03:15:56.000 Things get weird in there.

03:15:57.000 I guess, man.

03:15:58.000 That's a very round busted lip.

03:16:01.000 That's a round little sore.

03:16:02.000 That's a perfectly symmetrical round herpes.

03:16:04.000 I don't think so.

03:16:05.000 I think it's a busted lip.

03:16:05.000 That's agitated like a motherfucker.

03:16:06.000 It's all good.

03:16:06.000 I get those sometimes.

03:16:07.000 Do you remember when Chuck Liddell fought Rich Franklin and his lip got split?

03:16:12.000 Yes.

03:16:14.000 Yeah, it was crazy.

03:16:15.000 Powerful Rich Franklin.

03:16:17.000 Yeah, that was a crazy, crazy split up.

03:16:19.000 So Franklin just sort of stepped away.

03:16:21.000 He never really officially retired.

03:16:22.000 He just stepped back.

03:16:24.000 He was just like, you know, I'm going to chill for a little bit.

03:16:25.000 But then it wasn't like a big announcement.

03:16:28.000 Like guys weren't really doing it like they are now.

03:16:31.000 They went to 1FC, right?

03:16:32.000 There might be herpes.

03:16:32.000 See, that looks like a herpy to me.

03:16:34.000 Yeah, it is.

03:16:34.000 You might be right.

03:16:35.000 It's all good.

03:16:36.000 He's a married man, though, so it's all good.

03:16:37.000 That's a big strong...

03:16:38.000 That's stress.

03:16:39.000 Could be an elbow, though.

03:16:40.000 Yeah, or you fucked the wrong chicken head.

03:16:42.000 Who knows?

03:16:43.000 Who knows?

03:16:47.000 What about the gravy?

03:16:48.000 What about the gravy?

03:16:51.000 Still a hero.

03:16:52.000 Herpes are no hero.

03:16:53.000 Bad motherfucker, dude.

03:16:55.000 Gustafson's a bad motherfucker.

03:16:56.000 He emerged as one of the most exciting guys in the division right there.

03:16:59.000 Hopefully he's motivated now.

03:17:00.000 Yeah, man.

03:17:01.000 Especially with a wife and kid.

03:17:02.000 What's her name standing on an apple box right now, I guarantee you.

03:17:05.000 Megan?

03:17:05.000 Yes.

03:17:06.000 She is.

03:17:07.000 Yeah, she's tiny and he's giant.

03:17:10.000 There's a lot of good fights to be made, man.

03:17:13.000 There's a lot of good fights to be made.

03:17:15.000 And a lot of guys are going to train at the UFC training time.

03:17:17.000 Are they?

03:17:18.000 Probably not.

03:17:19.000 There's going to be one person there.

03:17:20.000 You?

03:17:21.000 I don't think they'd let me in, Joe.

03:17:23.000 Will they let you in?

03:17:23.000 I don't know.

03:17:24.000 You know what?

03:17:25.000 They retweeted me the other day, so I'm like, you know what?

03:17:27.000 We might be cool.

03:17:27.000 Some social media kid is probably fired now.

03:17:30.000 They probably flogged him.

03:17:31.000 He's probably dead.

03:17:32.000 He probably went missing.

03:17:33.000 They hit him with a wet belt right across the ass.

03:17:36.000 They probably waterboarded him or some shit.

03:17:40.000 He probably just didn't, oh, there's Brendan Schaub.

03:17:42.000 Retweet.

03:17:43.000 Here's the problem.

03:17:44.000 As your celebrity grows, and as the fighter and the kid continues to grow, it is going to emerge, if it hasn't already gotten there, as one of the biggest sports shows the world has ever known.

03:17:56.000 I mean, you guys have millions of downloads.

03:17:58.000 When you look at the amount of downloads you guys have, and you look at the influence that you guys have, and how many people listen, like, they'd be crazy to not jump on board with you.

03:18:08.000 Yeah, I mean, the Big Brown Breakdown, which is an all-fight show, is bigger than any show there is, as far as MMA. Not the Fight Companion, but as far as straight-up fight shows, sports shows, it's the biggest one there is.

03:18:19.000 Last Fight Companion we did got 10 million downloads.

03:18:22.000 Oh my god!

03:18:23.000 We talked about fucking Flat Earth.

03:18:25.000 It wasn't even that one.

03:18:27.000 Wasn't it that one?

03:18:28.000 Was it the Flat Earth one?

03:18:30.000 Is it the one where you kind of got into Eddie?

03:18:32.000 It might have been that one.

03:18:32.000 I found that actually very interesting.

03:18:34.000 The thing is, people think I have some issue.

03:18:37.000 I have zero issue with the UFC. I'm over it, man.

03:18:39.000 I think they're over it, too.

03:18:41.000 I love the UFC. I'm doing a one-fight deal with Bellator for this big mass square garden card.

03:18:45.000 What?

03:18:46.000 I'm doing a little TV gig for...

03:18:48.000 I'm flying out to New York.

03:18:49.000 What are you doing?

03:18:51.000 Have you made this announcement?

03:18:52.000 I am now.

03:18:55.000 Matt's Square Garden, Big Brown Breakdown, son.

03:18:58.000 I'm at June 22nd Gotham Comedy Club in New York for the Big Brown Breakdown Live.

03:19:02.000 And then on the 24th, 25th, I'm working for Spike doing TV stuff for the Matt's Square Garden.

03:19:09.000 Just a one-fight game.

03:19:10.000 Listen, man, what Spike is doing right now with having world-class talent in Bellator kickboxing, world-class kickboxers, some of the best in the world, Giorgio Petrosian, John Wayne Parr, I mean, some of the best fucking kickboxers in the world are fighting on Bellator.

03:19:23.000 Then, you sign up Rory McDonald, Lorenz Larkin, Fedor.

03:19:28.000 Big country now.

03:19:29.000 Big country.

03:19:30.000 I mean, they already have Douglas Lima.

03:19:33.000 You know, they already have Michael Chandler.

03:19:35.000 They've got some serious fucking talent.

03:19:36.000 There's a real opportunity for them to take that market share.

03:19:40.000 They got to get rid of that lame name.

03:19:41.000 Bellator.

03:19:42.000 What's a Bellator?

03:19:43.000 I don't know why they keep it.

03:19:45.000 Get rid of that, right?

03:19:46.000 What would they call it?

03:19:47.000 Just Spike MMA? But they're not going to be Spike anymore.

03:19:50.000 It's going to be something new.

03:19:51.000 I think 2018, they change.

03:19:54.000 I think Spike TV is changing its name.

03:19:55.000 Oh, they're changing the name?

03:19:57.000 Yeah, I think it's like the Paramount Station or something like that.

03:19:59.000 What is the ultimate?

03:20:01.000 Let's find out what they're calling it.

03:20:03.000 I think they're going to change.

03:20:04.000 I think they're literally changing the name.

03:20:06.000 Yeah, the Paramount.

03:20:07.000 That is?

03:20:07.000 Paramount Network?

03:20:08.000 Paramount Fight League.

03:20:09.000 Bro, I got my thumb on the paws of Hollywood.

03:20:11.000 There's very few people that are in Hollywood that know less about Hollywood than me.

03:20:15.000 But you knew that.

03:20:16.000 I knew that.

03:20:17.000 I knew that.

03:20:19.000 Paramount Fight League's pretty cool.

03:20:21.000 Yeah.

03:20:23.000 You know, Fight League of some kind.

03:20:25.000 Just MMA. Just call it MMA. Just like when you go to see boxing, you're not seeing, like, you know, fucking...

03:20:30.000 But you can't have an MMA chance.

03:20:31.000 Yeah, but you're seeing it on Showtime, HBO, right?

03:20:33.000 Right.

03:20:34.000 But it's HBO Boxing, Showtime Boxing.

03:20:36.000 Spike Fight Night or Paramount Fight Night.

03:20:38.000 Paramount Pay-Per-View 2 or whatever.

03:20:41.000 And MMA has enough of a name now that I think you can...

03:20:45.000 UFC is always going to be like NFL. Like NBA. It's going to be defined.

03:20:50.000 It defines Q-Tips.

03:20:52.000 Right?

03:20:53.000 But I'll tell you what I do like what the UFC's doing.

03:20:55.000 I don't like that it's on Fight Pass.

03:20:56.000 I think it's a terrible idea, but the Dana White's Contender Series, every Thursday night there's like five fights of upcoming guys to build up new guys.

03:21:04.000 Yeah.

03:21:04.000 But it's on Fight Pass where only the balls-deep hardcore fans see it.

03:21:08.000 That should be on Fox Sports 1. They need content like a motherfucker.

03:21:11.000 I came on Fox Sports, the pregame, they had Bisping and Gilbert Melendez guessing the capitals of Europe for 30 minutes.

03:21:18.000 That's important.

03:21:19.000 Dude, I was about to freak the fuck out.

03:21:22.000 I'm guessing the capitals in Europe.

03:21:24.000 That's what the fuck it was.

03:21:25.000 This is the thing about live sports.

03:21:28.000 This is the only thing that makes TV valuable these days.

03:21:32.000 The only thing.

03:21:33.000 If you take away live sports, nobody is watching sitcoms anymore.

03:21:38.000 The numbers have dropped radically.

03:21:40.000 There's a few people watching those cop dramas, those CSI shows.

03:21:44.000 There's those brain-dead people in the Midwest just sitting in front of their TV. I wonder if that's the bad guy.

03:21:51.000 Is he gonna get caught?

03:21:53.000 Who's gonna get caught?

03:21:54.000 That's a terrible character.

03:21:55.000 Goddamn, that's eerie.

03:21:57.000 Look at that character.

03:21:58.000 This is my show.

03:21:59.000 This is my show.

03:22:00.000 CSI is my show.

03:22:02.000 I'm all out of Gatorade!

03:22:04.000 Where's my Gatorade?

03:22:06.000 Gatorade?

03:22:06.000 Give me some soda water.

03:22:08.000 Dr. Pepper.

03:22:09.000 Dr. Pepper.

03:22:10.000 Eating chips and shit.

03:22:11.000 But I think that those shows are dropping off.

03:22:14.000 If you look at HBO, the shows that they put together, the shows Showtime put together, the shows Netflix put together, they're just superior.

03:22:23.000 It's on demand, too.

03:22:23.000 And they're not interrupted by commercial.

03:22:25.000 It's on demand, too.

03:22:26.000 They do less episodes and all that.

03:22:28.000 Yeah, so...

03:22:28.000 The big thing for television is live sports, like a fight.

03:22:33.000 Like, we came here to watch television.

03:22:35.000 We came here to watch a live fighting event.

03:22:38.000 I mean, the live sporting events are like, in my opinion, the premiere thing on television now.

03:22:42.000 It's really the only reason why you'd have cable, to be honest.

03:22:45.000 For a lot of kids.

03:22:46.000 Everything else you can get.

03:22:47.000 Jamie's generation, these youngsters, they're all abandoning their cable.

03:22:51.000 They're all turning off their DirecTV.

03:22:53.000 And just watching their computers?

03:22:54.000 Yeah, they're just getting it on Netflix.

03:22:56.000 Well, YouTube Red now, it's on its own, you know, they have their TV shows on there, they're getting movies.

03:23:01.000 Yeah, they're going to be able to air television shows that are on television right now on YouTube.

03:23:06.000 My TV, I've got a TV at home, and it plays Netflix from the TV, without an Apple TV, without anything.

03:23:13.000 Yeah, it comes with it, right?

03:23:13.000 It comes with Netflix.

03:23:15.000 It's in there.

03:23:16.000 So literally, all you have to do now if you're a kid, yeah, you have an internet connection, you have a TV. What do you watch TV-wise on Netflix?

03:23:23.000 House of Cards.

03:23:24.000 I gotta watch that.

03:23:25.000 God, it's good.

03:23:26.000 It's great, right?

03:23:27.000 It's so good.

03:23:27.000 The new season starts at the end of this month.

03:23:31.000 I saw Robin Wright in person at the Wonder Woman premiere.

03:23:34.000 She's, I think, 49. I don't know how old she is.

03:23:36.000 She's 80. She looks so unbelievable.

03:23:38.000 She looks so fucking good.

03:23:39.000 Would you do it?

03:23:40.000 Yeah, 100%.

03:23:41.000 Wow.

03:23:43.000 100%.

03:23:43.000 And move everybody out of it and lose friends on the way.

03:23:46.000 Do you think you'd have a chance if she saw your act?

03:23:48.000 Or do you think you'd have to go back to acting?

03:23:50.000 If she saw my act today, I always have a chance.

03:23:53.000 I'm visceral.

03:23:55.000 Yeah, but do you think she would be caught dead with a comedian?

03:23:58.000 Well, she'd have to come to my show.

03:24:00.000 I don't know what she looks like.

03:24:01.000 June 8th and 10th at the Irvine Improv.

03:24:02.000 Maybe she will.

03:24:03.000 What if she shows up and sits in the front row?

03:24:05.000 I wish she would.

03:24:05.000 Would it fuck you up?

03:24:06.000 Would it fuck you up?

03:24:06.000 Yes, it might.

03:24:07.000 At first.

03:24:08.000 If she kept crossing and uncrossing her legs and she was wearing one of those Claire Underwood skirts?

03:24:13.000 I'd have a problem.

03:24:14.000 She's a beautiful woman.

03:24:15.000 Sitting there.

03:24:16.000 She was Jenny in Forrest Gump.

03:24:18.000 Oh, that's right.

03:24:19.000 Sometimes I'll have Nate Diaz came to my show in San Diego, and I was crunked about that.

03:24:24.000 Yeah, look at her.

03:24:25.000 She looks so good.

03:24:27.000 She's well taken care of.

03:24:28.000 She's beautiful.

03:24:28.000 Oh, wow.

03:24:30.000 Yeah, she's keeping up.

03:24:31.000 What is she from?

03:24:32.000 I know her from...

03:24:33.000 So she was in Princess Bride first.

03:24:35.000 No, no, I'm too young for that shit.

03:24:36.000 No, there's something else.

03:24:37.000 I said she was Jenny in Forrest Gump.

03:24:39.000 Yes!

03:24:39.000 She's Jenny Forrest Gump.

03:24:41.000 That's Jenny.

03:24:42.000 She was a fucking cunt in that movie.

03:24:44.000 Alright, dude.

03:24:46.000 Alright, dude.

03:24:47.000 No, no, fuck!

03:24:49.000 It's Sunday, dude!

03:24:50.000 That entire fucking movie, and then finally, she gets AIDS. What is she supposed to do?

03:24:56.000 Fuck it.

03:24:56.000 Let's do it, Forrest.

03:24:57.000 What is she supposed to do?

03:24:58.000 Is she supposed to hang around with this fucking half a mongoloid?

03:25:01.000 How dare you!

03:25:02.000 Fuck!

03:25:02.000 You can't use that word!

03:25:06.000 He's fucking real good at ping pong!

03:25:08.000 Let me let him into my pussy!

03:25:10.000 Hey, real good?

03:25:11.000 That's not how it works!

03:25:12.000 He's an Olympian, you fuck!

03:25:13.000 That's not how it works!

03:25:14.000 He's an Olympian!

03:25:15.000 Jesus!

03:25:15.000 He's also a wolf!

03:25:17.000 He's a fucking vet!

03:25:18.000 I'm my girl!

03:25:19.000 Look at her.

03:25:19.000 No, she was a whore in that movie.

03:25:21.000 Hey, I will fight you right now, bro.

03:25:22.000 Have you ever played the guitar naked?

03:25:24.000 And then just cocked my boy for the entire movie.

03:25:27.000 I'm gonna need you to take this shit back right now.

03:25:28.000 Fuck you, Jenny.

03:25:29.000 I will come at you.

03:25:30.000 There's so much aggression in this room.

03:25:32.000 Is that her right now?

03:25:34.000 Yes, it's her now.

03:25:36.000 God!

03:25:37.000 Yes, she's incredible.

03:25:38.000 She's like 50. Yes, so everybody shut up.

03:25:41.000 Hey B, she's single.

03:25:42.000 I know that.

03:25:43.000 And I'm married with two kids and I don't want to lose my house, but still.

03:25:47.000 Young actor Ben Foster.

03:25:49.000 Fuck Ben.

03:25:50.000 Fuck Ben.

03:25:50.000 I'll beat him up.

03:25:51.000 I'll put my chin in his fucking eyeball.

03:25:55.000 Yeah.

03:25:55.000 Will you do that?

03:25:56.000 Hey, does it say she's in Sydney, Australia?

03:25:59.000 He's a great actor, Ben Foster, but I'll put my chin in his fucking eyeball.

03:26:03.000 Oh, he's fucking brilliant.

03:26:04.000 What is he in?

03:26:05.000 Hell or High Water, Alpha Dog.

03:26:08.000 Until I put my chin in his eyeball.

03:26:10.000 That dude's a bad motherfucker.

03:26:12.000 You know what he was in?

03:26:13.000 He was in 30 Days a Night.

03:26:15.000 He was crazy.

03:26:18.000 He's a great actor.

03:26:19.000 That was a good fucking fun movie.

03:26:22.000 That was one of my favorite vampire movies ever.

03:26:24.000 Me too.

03:26:25.000 That movie scared me.

03:26:26.000 That scares the shit out of you.

03:26:27.000 Those scary ass vampires.

03:26:28.000 Those are good vampires.

03:26:29.000 God, that movie is so good.

03:26:31.000 Shout out to Josh Hartnett in that.

03:26:32.000 Very good.

03:26:33.000 That's a handsome kid.

03:26:35.000 Yeah.

03:26:36.000 Where's that fella been?

03:26:37.000 I don't know.

03:26:38.000 I saw him.

03:26:39.000 I saw him in Utah with his beautiful woman, wife, or I don't know.

03:26:44.000 He's writing poems in Montana.

03:26:46.000 Very nice guy.

03:26:47.000 Had a little small talk with him at the ice cream shop.

03:26:50.000 Interesting.

03:26:50.000 And I was like, you need ice cream?

03:26:51.000 He goes, I do.

03:26:52.000 And I go, I do too.

03:26:53.000 And he goes, but you look like in such good shape.

03:26:55.000 I go, I know.

03:26:56.000 Does he know who you are?

03:26:57.000 Yeah, he's like, I love your work.

03:26:58.000 Do you know you're from Sex and the City?

03:26:59.000 Your stand-up is amazing.

03:27:00.000 Fuck you, Joe Rogan.

03:27:01.000 Whatever happened with that.

03:27:02.000 That's a fucking low blow, bro.

03:27:04.000 Why is that a low blow?

03:27:05.000 I don't know.

03:27:05.000 That's a good question.

03:27:06.000 Legit question.

03:27:06.000 I didn't think that's a bad credit.

03:27:07.000 Women ask me that a lot.

03:27:09.000 What's wrong with you and Sex and the City?

03:27:11.000 That was a big deal.

03:27:11.000 I don't know.

03:27:11.000 It's just a long time ago.

03:27:12.000 God, you're so angry.

03:27:13.000 I know.

03:27:14.000 I'm insecure, bro.

03:27:15.000 I told you.

03:27:15.000 I don't know why.

03:27:16.000 Guys, if I don't get home, start firing up this grill.

03:27:18.000 Alright, let's do this.

03:27:19.000 Oh, you gotta press a button?

03:27:21.000 It's not even a real grill.

03:27:22.000 Meanwhile, I use a pellet grill.

03:27:23.000 Bro.

03:27:24.000 It's the same thing.

03:27:25.000 But pellet grills are the best.

03:27:26.000 Come at me, bro.

03:27:27.000 Because pellet grills, you cook with wood.

03:27:29.000 It's actual wood.

03:27:30.000 It's 2017. They are the thing in 2017. Get some gas.

03:27:36.000 Wood gets into the meat, bro.

03:27:37.000 Pellet grills are the best.

03:27:38.000 They cook with smoke.

03:27:40.000 You smell the burning wood.

03:27:41.000 I do like a nice, like, mist, you know.

03:27:43.000 Smokey.

03:27:43.000 Yeah, I like that.

03:27:44.000 You don't know shit about these pellet grills, do you, son?

03:27:46.000 I know shit about cheese.

03:27:46.000 It's all about the cheese.

03:27:47.000 You have the sharp English cheddar cheese.

03:27:50.000 You are way over your head.

03:27:50.000 Cheddar is from England.

03:27:51.000 You're way over your head here.

03:27:52.000 No, no, no.

03:27:53.000 When it comes to, like, smoking exotic meat and shit, yes.

03:27:55.000 Motherfucker, I'm reverse searing food.

03:27:57.000 Damn.

03:27:58.000 I'm cooking slow at 275 with a meat thermometer.

03:28:01.000 Preach, you motherfucker!

03:28:02.000 It's about the meat, sir!

03:28:04.000 I'm all about cherry wood.

03:28:05.000 I'm using a lot of cherry wood.

03:28:07.000 How about you?

03:28:08.000 I get it.

03:28:10.000 You're going to have a cooking show.

03:28:10.000 You're using some OPEC shit to make your food.

03:28:13.000 I'm not going to save skin.

03:28:14.000 When it comes down to traditional American hot dogs, cheeseburger, see me, bro.

03:28:18.000 Come at me.

03:28:18.000 And you're supporting terrorism.

03:28:20.000 Way to go.

03:28:21.000 Food smells like it's cooked by your exhaust pipe or your fucking Bentley.

03:28:25.000 That's what it tastes like.

03:28:26.000 Using gas, bro, and keeping us gas dependent.

03:28:28.000 Hey, Joe, thanks for using cherry wood.

03:28:30.000 I'm on your side.

03:28:31.000 I'm not eating your fucking meat anymore.

03:28:32.000 You're pro-Trump, bro.

03:28:33.000 You don't even know it.

03:28:34.000 No, I like Trump.

03:28:36.000 Do you?

03:28:36.000 Yeah.

03:28:37.000 For real?

03:28:38.000 No.

03:28:39.000 Don't do it.

03:28:40.000 They'll come at you like Kanye.

03:28:40.000 No, I'm just kidding.

03:28:41.000 Look what happened to Kanye.

03:28:43.000 He went into a mental hospital.

03:28:44.000 He did go crazy.

03:28:45.000 He went pro-Trump, and they put him right in the fucking loony van.

03:28:47.000 I like...

03:28:49.000 Right in the loony bin.

03:28:50.000 I like what he said with the terrorists in Manchester when they asked him because you don't expect the president to say this.

03:28:55.000 He goes, they're losers.

03:28:56.000 They're losers.

03:28:57.000 These are moron losers.

03:28:59.000 I was like, well, all right, there you go.

03:29:00.000 I would like a more eloquent statement.

03:29:03.000 Would you, though?

03:29:04.000 Because no one wants to talk about the extremists.

03:29:07.000 They don't want to give them a name.

03:29:08.000 He just goes, they're losers.

03:29:09.000 They're fucking losers.

03:29:11.000 I like the guy who calls it like it is.

03:29:13.000 Because if I see that, they're like, God damn.

03:29:14.000 Yeah.

03:29:15.000 Loser?

03:29:15.000 Fuck, man.

03:29:16.000 No, remember, we're the extremists.

03:29:17.000 Nah, nah, you're a loser.

03:29:18.000 I like that.

03:29:19.000 Anyways, I'm gonna go get this fucking grill started.

03:29:23.000 You focus on your cherry wood.

03:29:28.000 This has been another episode of The Fight.

03:29:30.000 This is so much fun, and nothing got crazy.

03:29:33.000 We didn't go off the rails.

03:29:34.000 Sometimes crazy is fun.

03:29:36.000 Sometimes crazy is fun.

03:29:37.000 Maybe June 3rd will get crazy.

03:29:39.000 Maybe we'll get crazy for Aldo.

03:29:44.000 I'm ready, ready, ready.

03:29:46.000 Versus Holloway.

03:29:48.000 Alright, everybody, thank you very much for tuning in.

03:29:50.000 We're sorry we didn't focus too much on the fights, but hey.

03:29:52.000 We talked so fine, though.

03:29:53.000 You know what you're getting when you sign up for this shit.

03:29:55.000 Australia, New Zealand, New York, tfactay.com.

03:29:58.000 Holla!

03:29:59.000 TFATK.com.

The Joe Rogan Experience - May 28, 2017

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - May 28, 2017

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