The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion

00:00:00.000 Here we go.

00:00:00.000 Three, two, one.

00:00:02.000 My phone's off.

00:00:05.000 We're live, ladies and gentlemen.

00:00:07.000 This is Fight Companion Podcast.

00:00:09.000 If you've ever listened to one of these before, oftentimes we don't even watch the fights.

00:00:13.000 We talk about more things.

00:00:15.000 Yes, but we're watching the fights.

00:00:17.000 Certainly, at least some of the time.

00:00:19.000 There's more to life than fights.

00:00:21.000 Did you guys decide to go, did you call each other and say, let's double blast with the lilac, or is that just a coincidence?

00:00:27.000 This is just luck.

00:00:27.000 It's a happy coincidence.

00:00:28.000 Geniuses wear purple.

00:00:29.000 I just decided to wear purple.

00:00:31.000 I got here, he's wearing purple, and he's got a fucking purple car, so he double purpled.

00:00:34.000 Yeah, well, that car infuriates me.

00:00:36.000 Now, I've read that lilac, and I'm going to call that lilac, is actually a head turner with the ladies.

00:00:43.000 They're drawn to the color.

00:00:45.000 Really?

00:00:45.000 Yes.

00:00:46.000 So they say if you're going to go out on a date or you're going to go out on the town, you might want to throw some lilac on your body.

00:00:51.000 Or maybe ladies will see the lilac and think you're trying too hard.

00:00:55.000 Maybe, but it soothes my eye and I can't take my eyes off your torso.

00:00:59.000 But yet you don't like his car.

00:01:02.000 Whoa!

00:01:03.000 You told Joe that?

00:01:04.000 Well, let's get rid of that.

00:01:06.000 Well, he doesn't know.

00:01:08.000 He goes, why do you have a wing on the back?

00:01:09.000 Yeah, that fin is ridiculous.

00:01:10.000 Silly fuck.

00:01:11.000 But we don't need that fin, huh?

00:01:12.000 You do.

00:01:13.000 They actually make a GT3. You're in a windbreak touring package.

00:01:16.000 Hey.

00:01:16.000 The GT3. Hey, you just attacked my...

00:01:25.000 The wing keeps the ass end down.

00:01:28.000 That's what it does.

00:01:29.000 It's downforce.

00:01:30.000 But here's my question.

00:01:31.000 How come you buy a car in LA traffic where you got to keep the ass down?

00:01:35.000 You know I have one of those too, right?

00:01:37.000 I have one with a wing.

00:01:39.000 Whale tail.

00:01:39.000 Isn't that what they're called?

00:01:40.000 No, that's different.

00:01:41.000 Whale tail is like...

00:01:43.000 That's an old school one.

00:01:44.000 It's different.

00:01:45.000 It's like the turbos.

00:01:46.000 They had a whale tail.

00:01:48.000 It's like a flat looking kind of thing that is a part of the rear deck.

00:01:52.000 This is lifted above the rear deck.

00:01:55.000 Brackets.

00:01:55.000 It's an actual tail.

00:01:56.000 It has brackets.

00:01:57.000 It's more effective.

00:01:58.000 It is.

00:01:58.000 It's more effective.

00:01:59.000 They don't have whale tails anymore?

00:02:00.000 No.

00:02:01.000 The whale tails went out with a 1993 turbo.

00:02:04.000 They're expensive to buy now, though.

00:02:06.000 I guess you could.

00:02:07.000 Like in a whale tail now.

00:02:08.000 I like that.

00:02:08.000 Cars like that are interesting because It's like this psychological thing for all guys.

00:02:13.000 It's like, at least I know I have the power under my hood.

00:02:16.000 I'm never going to use it, but I know I got it.

00:02:18.000 You still have a Tesla?

00:02:19.000 We all want to know we have it.

00:02:21.000 Listen to what you're talking about.

00:02:22.000 You're a beta male, bro.

00:02:23.000 No, I'm not, dude.

00:02:24.000 Just because I'm in a windbreaker.

00:02:26.000 Right?

00:02:26.000 Can there be more of a beta comment than that?

00:02:28.000 No.

00:02:29.000 God.

00:02:30.000 I'm about utility, bro.

00:02:33.000 If you drive fast, it literally results in hundreds of pounds of downforce.

00:02:38.000 You don't drive that fast.

00:02:39.000 You don't have to drive that fast to feel the difference.

00:02:41.000 Have you ever been out of second gear in that car?

00:02:42.000 Of course.

00:02:43.000 Dude, I'd go very fast.

00:02:45.000 I hope the police are listening.

00:02:47.000 I really do.

00:02:48.000 You beta, bro.

00:02:49.000 Because you're irresponsible.

00:02:49.000 You beta.

00:02:50.000 But you have that fucking Tesla.

00:02:51.000 That thing's fast as shit.

00:02:53.000 Well, my buddy, you know, Frank's got that, Frank Grillo has that Dodge.

00:02:57.000 Why don't you put the headphones on so we don't talk over each other?

00:02:59.000 He's got that Dodge 800 horsepower.

00:03:02.000 He has like a Hellcat that's souped up.

00:03:04.000 Oh, yeah.

00:03:04.000 I beat him off the line.

00:03:05.000 He's not going through midlife, Chris.

00:03:07.000 What are you saying?

00:03:07.000 I beat him off the line.

00:03:08.000 Oh, so you're racing irresponsibly on the streets with children.

00:03:11.000 Oh, wow.

00:03:12.000 He might drop a ball in the traffic.

00:03:13.000 Fast and furious.

00:03:15.000 He started revving his engine.

00:03:15.000 Don't rev your engine at me.

00:03:16.000 I'm good, but if you rev your engine at me, I'll meet you halfway.

00:03:18.000 Why do you care?

00:03:19.000 Your engine doesn't even rev. Exactly.

00:03:21.000 Wouldn't you just be cool about it?

00:03:22.000 Let him make his noise in the police environment.

00:03:25.000 You're going to get that new Roadster, the one that they launched into space?

00:03:27.000 That is dope as fuck.

00:03:29.000 That thing's got a 600 mile range.

00:03:31.000 I haven't seen it.

00:03:32.000 The new Tesla?

00:03:33.000 It's lighter and they have more room for batteries and they're more efficient with the battery software and everything now.

00:03:40.000 That's my only problem with the Tesla.

00:03:42.000 Does it look cool?

00:03:43.000 The road still looks dope.

00:03:44.000 It looks like a combination of a Ferrari and a Lotus.

00:03:48.000 What?

00:03:49.000 You've never seen it?

00:03:49.000 No.

00:03:50.000 Pull up that...

00:03:51.000 My problem with the Tesla right now is that the battery doesn't last long enough.

00:03:55.000 It just doesn't.

00:03:56.000 And I don't have anywhere to charge it.

00:03:57.000 It'll get better though.

00:03:58.000 Like the newer ones, every year it'll get better, better, better.

00:04:01.000 There it is.

00:04:02.000 It can handle space.

00:04:03.000 It can handle space.

00:04:05.000 That's with the roof up.

00:04:06.000 That's a beautiful car.

00:04:07.000 Put the roof down.

00:04:07.000 Show a picture of the roof down.

00:04:09.000 Kids call it get the titties out?

00:04:11.000 Damn!

00:04:12.000 Look at that sun.

00:04:12.000 1.9 seconds?

00:04:14.000 1.9 seconds, 0-60.

00:04:16.000 That's a demon.

00:04:17.000 That car will make your fucking RS Porsche look like a slow...

00:04:20.000 Watch your fucking tone.

00:04:21.000 I got one, too.

00:04:22.000 I got one, too.

00:04:22.000 It'll make mine.

00:04:23.000 I'm getting one.

00:04:24.000 1.9 seconds, 0-60.

00:04:26.000 That is a dope car.

00:04:27.000 Dude!

00:04:27.000 You know what?

00:04:28.000 250 miles an hour, dude.

00:04:30.000 621 mile range.

00:04:32.000 It just doesn't do it for me, dude.

00:04:33.000 That doesn't do it for you?

00:04:35.000 Nope.

00:04:35.000 That car.

00:04:36.000 I need a V10. I need a fucking V8 behind that bad boy.

00:04:39.000 You have an inline 6 in your car.

00:04:40.000 Inline 6. I need something pretty gnarly.

00:04:42.000 Look at that, though.

00:04:42.000 Look at that.

00:04:42.000 Dude, I'm getting that car.

00:04:43.000 Dude, that is a radical-looking car.

00:04:44.000 Just so I can be faster than Brennan.

00:04:45.000 Just so I can laugh at you.

00:04:47.000 You'll be a lot faster.

00:04:48.000 You could drive that car to Vegas.

00:04:49.000 Really?

00:04:50.000 You could also suck a dude off.

00:04:51.000 You could suck a dude off.

00:04:52.000 What?

00:04:52.000 In that car.

00:04:53.000 You could suck a dude off.

00:04:54.000 I wouldn't do that unless he was wearing a lilac.

00:04:57.000 Unless he was...

00:04:58.000 I don't know, man.

00:04:59.000 I just can't get behind the electric car.

00:05:01.000 You will.

00:05:02.000 Well, you've seen the Porsche?

00:05:03.000 You've seen the Porsche electric car coming out.

00:05:05.000 If anyone's going to do it, it's going to be Porsche.

00:05:07.000 But the Porsche looks like dog shit compared to that.

00:05:09.000 Dude, it's like I don't know you anymore.

00:05:11.000 How much is that?

00:05:11.000 That Taycan?

00:05:12.000 Dude, the Porsche Taycan electric car?

00:05:14.000 You've seen the all-electric one?

00:05:15.000 It looks like shit.

00:05:16.000 Jamie, bring that shit up.

00:05:18.000 Porsche, I think it's called a Taycan or something like that.

00:05:20.000 Is it?

00:05:20.000 Taycan?

00:05:21.000 It looks very similar to that, but way cooler.

00:05:23.000 How much is the Tesla?

00:05:24.000 How much is that Roadster Tesla?

00:05:25.000 They don't know yet because it hasn't been released, but probably 200. Look at that.

00:05:30.000 What?

00:05:31.000 That does not look nearly as good.

00:05:33.000 That's a nice looking car.

00:05:34.000 They're not as good as the Tesla.

00:05:35.000 They're pretty similar, but it's a Porsche.

00:05:37.000 It's a beautiful car.

00:05:38.000 The Tesla looks way better.

00:05:39.000 No, I disagree.

00:05:40.000 And I'm not saying because my good friend Elon Musk makes it.

00:05:42.000 By the way, we're good friends.

00:05:43.000 Oh, I forgot.

00:05:44.000 I like that that's wrong.

00:05:45.000 Dude, that's not dope.

00:05:46.000 We text each other.

00:05:47.000 Do you?

00:05:47.000 I text Elon Musk.

00:05:48.000 I'm his friend.

00:05:49.000 That's your best friend.

00:05:49.000 That's kind of a clock.

00:05:50.000 See that clock over there?

00:05:51.000 I got him one of those.

00:05:52.000 Got him accustomed to the TGT Studios clock.

00:05:54.000 That's kind of cool.

00:05:55.000 No big deal.

00:05:56.000 Nothing weird about that.

00:05:58.000 Don't be scared of that weed.

00:05:59.000 Is he still trying to build that subway underneath the LA? That motherfucker's trying to build everything.

00:06:03.000 If you talk to him in private, I wish I could try his brain out for a day and find out what's going on in there, but it's just rattling around information constantly.

00:06:12.000 Things are flying around.

00:06:14.000 And he's just grabbing it and stuffing it into boxes and digging holes under the ground and shooting things to the moon.

00:06:21.000 His brain just doesn't stop.

00:06:23.000 He's single?

00:06:24.000 He is now.

00:06:25.000 Holla.

00:06:26.000 When you talk to guys like that who are lateral thinkers, you realize the guy who made me feel really dumb and almost like a fraud was...

00:06:33.000 Brendan Schaub?

00:06:34.000 Not Brendan Schaub.

00:06:35.000 Peter Thiel.

00:06:36.000 I was listening to him talk.

00:06:38.000 And I went...

00:06:38.000 Yeah, I met him.

00:06:39.000 I had dinner at his house tonight.

00:06:40.000 And I was like...

00:06:41.000 He was talking.

00:06:42.000 And I realized that everything I say is basically an amalgam of the things I've read or heard.

00:06:47.000 And he's one of the ones that write those things.

00:06:48.000 Yeah.

00:06:49.000 He just thinks things on his own.

00:06:51.000 Well, you know, he started PayPal with Elon.

00:06:54.000 God damn!

00:06:54.000 That's how those boys got rich?

00:06:55.000 Yeah.

00:06:56.000 PayPal?

00:06:57.000 That's one of the ways.

00:06:58.000 Well, whenever you think you're a black belt, you realize you're a white belt.

00:07:01.000 Here you go, buddy.

00:07:02.000 Pass that shit to me.

00:07:05.000 Elon went on the podcast, when he asked him a question, though, he really downloaded that data before he gave an answer.

00:07:10.000 Long pauses.

00:07:13.000 I would say he's very enthusiastic, almost like a child with certain things, with his blowtorch gun, stuff like that.

00:07:20.000 But when it comes to thinking about things, he'll just sit down and pause before he gives you an answer.

00:07:26.000 He wants to really consider it.

00:07:28.000 Very smart.

00:07:28.000 Because I just go...

00:07:30.000 And then fucking Tesla.

00:07:32.000 He's thoughtful.

00:07:33.000 But that's also one of the charms of you is that you say stupid shit that you wish you didn't say right after you said it.

00:07:38.000 Right after you said it, I know he's like, God damn, I probably should have said that.

00:07:42.000 Yeah, my entire career.

00:07:43.000 Yeah, but look how well it's going.

00:07:45.000 I mean, you're doing a Showtime special fucking two and a half years into comedy.

00:07:49.000 Not even, right?

00:07:50.000 How many years in the comedy?

00:07:52.000 By the time you film it.

00:07:53.000 Two and change.

00:07:54.000 Two and change.

00:07:54.000 That's outstanding.

00:07:56.000 I say stick with what got you to the dance.

00:07:58.000 That's exactly right.

00:07:59.000 Verbal diarrhea.

00:08:00.000 Just keep going.

00:08:01.000 Until I get assassinated.

00:08:02.000 Yeah, I'll get assassinated.

00:08:03.000 Things will get, yeah.

00:08:05.000 You'll be fine.

00:08:06.000 You're saying funny shit.

00:08:07.000 It's not me.

00:08:08.000 Why do you think you'd get assassinated?

00:08:09.000 What's that guy got going in his stomach?

00:08:11.000 Are you talking some mad shit?

00:08:12.000 Which guy?

00:08:12.000 I just say crazy shit.

00:08:13.000 Hey, what's the referee wearing?

00:08:14.000 The referee's like wearing something around his waist.

00:08:17.000 A punch?

00:08:18.000 No, no, no.

00:08:18.000 It's like a...

00:08:19.000 Please be a fanny pack.

00:08:22.000 It's a fanny pack.

00:08:23.000 Is it?

00:08:24.000 Maybe he just has a fat dick.

00:08:26.000 See what I'm saying?

00:08:27.000 On both sides, he's carrying something.

00:08:29.000 It looks like in the front.

00:08:30.000 Maybe it is a fanny pack.

00:08:32.000 Damn, we don't know who's fighting.

00:08:34.000 Jingling.

00:08:34.000 He is a beast.

00:08:36.000 And Zawada.

00:08:37.000 Yes, he is.

00:08:38.000 Is he?

00:08:40.000 Folks watching at home, 4 minutes and 37, 36, 35, 34, 33 seconds into the first round.

00:08:49.000 Dude, fuck this card.

00:08:50.000 If it ain't Chuck Tito, I ain't watching.

00:08:52.000 Oh, shit.

00:08:53.000 They're fighting today, right?

00:08:55.000 I guess.

00:08:57.000 Yeah, that's fine.

00:08:58.000 They're fighting tonight.

00:08:59.000 Is there an undercard for that?

00:09:01.000 There's an undercard with 19 fights.

00:09:03.000 They both look in great shape, right?

00:09:05.000 Yes.

00:09:05.000 They both look in great shape.

00:09:06.000 Chuck looks in great shape.

00:09:07.000 Chuck has a gigantic vein across his bicep.

00:09:11.000 They've been tested, too.

00:09:12.000 That's a good sign.

00:09:13.000 Chuck always had that, like, kind of, his belly always sticks out.

00:09:16.000 We call it the power gut.

00:09:17.000 Power gut.

00:09:18.000 He's always had that, even when he was at the top of the food chain.

00:09:21.000 When he was the best light heavyweight.

00:09:22.000 Oh, shit.

00:09:24.000 Zawada clipped him.

00:09:25.000 Damn, Jinglang.

00:09:27.000 Even when Chuck was at the top of the food chain, he always had that.

00:09:30.000 That's just how he's built.

00:09:32.000 He's just built odd.

00:09:33.000 Tito was pointing at it.

00:09:34.000 It was really funny.

00:09:35.000 He was making fun of him, but he was wearing a shirt.

00:09:37.000 It didn't make any sense.

00:09:39.000 Yeah, it was strange.

00:09:39.000 Tito, you were wearing a shirt.

00:09:40.000 The whole thing's been a little strange.

00:09:42.000 I think they should have done like, because those guys should go out on their shields as Hall of Famers.

00:09:47.000 I think, I wish, you know, Chuck said when they wanted to do the fight, he called Dana and Dana was like, get the fuck out of here.

00:09:52.000 It ain't happening.

00:09:53.000 Good luck though.

00:09:53.000 And so I wish they would have done like a tough finale or like a big card and they're just like a feature fight or some shit.

00:09:59.000 You know what?

00:10:00.000 I want to see it.

00:10:01.000 I support everyone's right to do whatever they want to do, whenever they want to do it, as long as they're not hurting anybody.

00:10:06.000 And this goes into that.

00:10:07.000 I support your right to bull ride.

00:10:09.000 I support your right to skydive.

00:10:11.000 Do whatever you want to do, man.

00:10:12.000 And if these guys...

00:10:13.000 What is our thought?

00:10:15.000 If they don't do this, they're going to live forever?

00:10:17.000 No.

00:10:18.000 They know the risks.

00:10:19.000 They're big boys.

00:10:20.000 The real question is...

00:10:24.000 Should they be doing it?

00:10:25.000 They went through all the testing.

00:10:26.000 I had Chuck and Tito both on my show.

00:10:29.000 I asked Chuck, you've gone through all the testing with Commission California?

00:10:32.000 Because when I was fighting, going through California commissions, they were by far the strictest.

00:10:36.000 You do not want to fight here.

00:10:37.000 If you're taking protein powder, they're the worst.

00:10:39.000 Chuck's like, I went through all the California commission shit.

00:10:42.000 I'm like, damn!

00:10:43.000 I'm a big fan of this guy who runs it in California, Andy Foster.

00:10:47.000 He's a beast.

00:10:48.000 He's really on top of the ball.

00:10:50.000 He's super proactive.

00:10:51.000 He's really smart.

00:10:52.000 He used to fight himself.

00:10:53.000 Lifelong martial artist.

00:10:55.000 Full respect for the sport.

00:10:58.000 Super progressive about people's weight cuts.

00:11:01.000 Doesn't want people cutting a shitload of weight in his state.

00:11:04.000 He tries to monitor their hydration.

00:11:06.000 He wants to get your weight out in advance.

00:11:08.000 He's ahead of it with everything.

00:11:09.000 He's not a dinosaur.

00:11:11.000 No, he's ahead of it also with weight classes.

00:11:13.000 They instituted more weight classes in California early on.

00:11:16.000 Are you guys aware of how 1FC does their weigh-ins?

00:11:21.000 How do they do it?

00:11:23.000 How do they do it?

00:11:24.000 There's no weight cutting, man.

00:11:26.000 Really?

00:11:26.000 There's no weight cutting.

00:11:27.000 They do hydration tests.

00:11:28.000 Wow.

00:11:29.000 They do hydration tests.

00:11:30.000 So you fight whatever is closest to your natural weight, which I think makes sense.

00:11:34.000 One FC, 100% is doing it better than anybody else.

00:11:38.000 100%.

00:11:38.000 You know what the problem with that is, though?

00:11:39.000 Some people have bodies.

00:11:41.000 They stop the weight cutting.

00:11:43.000 It's not necessary.

00:11:43.000 So it's the divisions.

00:11:44.000 The division is what you weigh.

00:11:46.000 So Ben Askren went up to 185. He was 170, and they jumped him up to 185, which is like his real walk-around weight.

00:11:53.000 How do they determine what that weight is?

00:11:55.000 There's got to be an official weigh-in at some point.

00:11:58.000 Look, you could always manipulate your weight and stay healthy within a certain range of your discipline, right?

00:12:03.000 And you would still be hydrated.

00:12:05.000 So if you, like, say if you said your best weight is 165, you just decided that, all you would have to do is make sure you got your body weight down and do it over a long period of time so that you're, you know, you're doing cardio, you're eating right, you're making sure, and then keep your weight in that range.

00:12:20.000 Like, you could decide totally.

00:12:21.000 To fluctuate 10 pounds one way or the other and still be fairly healthy.

00:12:25.000 It's just a matter of how much certain kinds of exercise you do and how much time.

00:12:30.000 But the thing about the certain kinds of exercise is once people got some power, they don't want to give that power up.

00:12:34.000 And if you're like 175 but jacked and you really would be better off 165 but a little thinner, you know, like cardio-wise, a lot of guys don't want to give up that power.

00:12:43.000 But also, you know, some guys are huge for their weight class, and for whatever reason, like Darren Till, and who's the guy in Bellator who lost Rory Markham in the title fight, Rory McDonald?

00:12:53.000 Lima.

00:12:54.000 Those guys are giant for their weight class.

00:12:56.000 Beast, beast.

00:12:57.000 And I think sometimes some people have the kind of body, like some people have a body, like they're 230, but their weight's all on their ass and legs, and they have small upper bodies.

00:13:06.000 And maybe that's not as good as someone like, I don't know, who has...

00:13:10.000 That's all well and good.

00:13:13.000 But the real thing should be, what do you really weigh?

00:13:16.000 All the other stuff is bullshit.

00:13:18.000 All the other stuff is just, we've just agreed upon this because we've been doing it this way for so long.

00:13:22.000 It should be, get to a healthy weight, what do you weigh, and there's got to be more weight class.

00:13:27.000 It's just from a wrestling background, right?

00:13:29.000 How do we test the hydration?

00:13:33.000 They make you urinate and they check your urine and they check the weight of your urine.

00:13:38.000 That's one of the ways.

00:13:39.000 There's a bunch of different sophisticated ways to do it.

00:13:42.000 The weight of your urine.

00:13:43.000 Yeah, because the more minerals and the more stuff is in your urine, it indicates how much water you have in your body.

00:13:51.000 Like what percentage of water you have in your body, whether or not you're dehydrated.

00:13:56.000 Just make sure.

00:13:57.000 I might be wrong about that.

00:13:58.000 So when you pee...

00:14:00.000 A clear, that means you're more hydrated, right?

00:14:03.000 Yes, yes.

00:14:03.000 And the darker it is...

00:14:04.000 But it doesn't necessarily...

00:14:05.000 If you've taken a bunch of vitamins, you can still pee dark.

00:14:09.000 It's a bright yellow.

00:14:09.000 Oh, my shit will be toxic.

00:14:11.000 It's like, ah, neon, it stinks.

00:14:15.000 Some of it does come out in your urine, but some of it still is getting absorbed in your body.

00:14:20.000 It's not all of it that's going out in your urine.

00:14:23.000 It's still a good idea to take multivitamins.

00:14:25.000 1FC hired Misha Tate, too.

00:14:28.000 She's moving there.

00:14:29.000 She's going to move to Singapore.

00:14:30.000 I think it's a smart move, man.

00:14:31.000 She's a smart girl.

00:14:33.000 Singapore's a great place to live.

00:14:34.000 Hey, man, they might seriously be looking at her as a big-time executive, like the female Dana White for Asia.

00:14:42.000 Sounds like that's what they're doing.

00:14:44.000 Well, Rich Franklin's doing it, too, though, right?

00:14:46.000 Doesn't he have a big role over there as well?

00:14:47.000 Yep.

00:14:47.000 Huge role, right?

00:14:48.000 What does he do over there?

00:14:49.000 I'm not sure what he does, but he's got some kind of executive job.

00:14:56.000 And does he live in Singapore as well?

00:14:57.000 Damn, Franklin.

00:14:58.000 You have to live in Singapore.

00:15:01.000 Misha was headed there.

00:15:02.000 They're not going to commit to you unless you commit to them.

00:15:05.000 Now, did Brandon Vera just won?

00:15:07.000 Was that in 1FC? Did you see his fight?

00:15:09.000 Yeah.

00:15:09.000 Dude, Brandon Vera is a monster in heavyweight.

00:15:12.000 A monster in heavyweight.

00:15:13.000 He looks amazing.

00:15:14.000 Dude, he looks so good.

00:15:15.000 The guy beats no punk either, and he's so...

00:15:17.000 Wasn't he an Olympic Greco guy, Brandon Vera?

00:15:20.000 No.

00:15:22.000 He was a very good wrestler.

00:15:26.000 And you know what the funny thing is?

00:15:29.000 What he's known for is his kickboxing.

00:15:32.000 Amazing.

00:15:33.000 You know, he had a hard time in the UFC, dude, because there was this one period of time where they were in contract negotiations, and I feel like he lost a lot of momentum there.

00:15:41.000 Well, because remember, he beat Frank Mir, and then goes, I'm going to be the light heavyweight champion and heavyweight champion.

00:15:50.000 What's up?

00:15:51.000 And then there were issues.

00:15:52.000 Yeah, then there were issues.

00:15:53.000 And then he was like out for a while.

00:15:54.000 Yeah, it was out for a long time.

00:15:56.000 And he came back, and it was tough, man.

00:15:56.000 He got his nose.

00:15:58.000 Fuck.

00:15:59.000 Didn't he also fight Fabricio Verdum and he got trapped under the mount?

00:16:04.000 Wasn't it Verdum who TKO'd him?

00:16:07.000 Was it Verdum?

00:16:07.000 I feel like Verdum just handled him.

00:16:10.000 I remember you realized he had really good jiu-jitsu.

00:16:13.000 Remember he submitted...

00:16:14.000 Pull that up.

00:16:15.000 What's that dude's name?

00:16:16.000 Brazilian cat.

00:16:19.000 I'm forgetting his name now.

00:16:20.000 Asuario Silva?

00:16:21.000 Yeah.

00:16:22.000 Big dude.

00:16:23.000 Yeah, big dude.

00:16:24.000 Yeah, he has skills, dude.

00:16:26.000 He trained at 10th Planet.

00:16:27.000 I was there with him at 10th Planet one day.

00:16:29.000 Way back in the day.

00:16:30.000 He dropped in a few times.

00:16:32.000 Yeah.

00:16:32.000 But he was also trained by a homeboy...

00:16:35.000 Rob Kamen.

00:16:36.000 No.

00:16:37.000 Yes.

00:16:37.000 For kickboxing, but Jiu-Jitsu.

00:16:39.000 He was in San Diego.

00:16:41.000 The Alliance.

00:16:42.000 He's been with the Alliance forever.

00:16:44.000 But he was a black belt.

00:16:45.000 Who's the black dude?

00:16:46.000 Lloyd Irvin.

00:16:47.000 Lloyd Irvin.

00:16:47.000 Yeah, he was with Lloyd Irvin.

00:16:48.000 That's right.

00:16:49.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:16:50.000 Exactly.

00:16:50.000 He's a Lloyd Irvin guy.

00:16:51.000 Dude, Brandon Barrett is a bad motherfucker.

00:16:53.000 Well, what's crazy is his wrestling and his grappling was like what you would think if you looked at his skill set, but it's like he just got so good at striking early on.

00:17:03.000 He was known more of a striker than anything.

00:17:06.000 Oh, by far.

00:17:06.000 Dude, remember when Frank Mir came back after the motorcycle accident?

00:17:10.000 Like, here's Brandon Vera.

00:17:10.000 And Brandon Vera went, cool story.

00:17:13.000 Knee!

00:17:14.000 Knee!

00:17:14.000 And just fucked him up.

00:17:16.000 Yeah, he fucked him up.

00:17:16.000 It was horrible.

00:17:17.000 Doesn't he have a head kick knockout, too?

00:17:19.000 Brandon Vera?

00:17:20.000 Oh, yeah.

00:17:20.000 Dude, you see him in the UFC. Big time head kick knockout.

00:17:25.000 Well, he knocked out Frank Mir with a head kick.

00:17:27.000 Who smashed his nose?

00:17:29.000 His nose got so fucked up in one fight.

00:17:31.000 Remember?

00:17:32.000 Brandon Barrett's nose?

00:17:32.000 Yeah, his nose was literally completely flat.

00:17:35.000 He's had some tough fights, man.

00:17:37.000 But in 1FC, you see him soccer kick dudes in the face?

00:17:40.000 Dude, it's wrong.

00:17:41.000 When they let him kick people on the ground, first of all, he's so much bigger now.

00:17:45.000 Dude, he's so jacked now.

00:17:46.000 And some poor soul he fought was like, oh, there's soccer kicks?

00:17:50.000 Not worried.

00:17:51.000 He's huge!

00:17:52.000 So you're allowed to kick that guy on the ground?

00:17:54.000 While the guys are on the ground, he's soccer kicking them in the head.

00:17:57.000 It's bad, dude.

00:17:57.000 That's not a good rule.

00:17:58.000 Like, on their back.

00:18:00.000 It's fighting.

00:18:01.000 Getting head kicked.

00:18:02.000 Dude, but that soccer head kick, they'll make you rethink your entire life.

00:18:06.000 The soccer head kick, there's so much power in that.

00:18:09.000 Part of the game.

00:18:09.000 It is probably the most powerful kick you could do, honestly.

00:18:13.000 It's one of those weird kicks that doesn't really show up in martial arts, except if you allow someone to kick someone when they're down.

00:18:20.000 Because that's the only time or ever you can generate that kind of power.

00:18:24.000 Because if you really think about it, like everything else, you've got to kind of teach your foot.

00:18:28.000 To do this.

00:18:29.000 Yeah.

00:18:29.000 You gotta teach your body to do this.

00:18:31.000 Yeah.

00:18:31.000 You gotta teach yourself.

00:18:32.000 But this.

00:18:33.000 A kid does that.

00:18:34.000 Everybody does that.

00:18:34.000 You're talking about the Charlie Brown kids.

00:18:36.000 That's the Charlie Brown.

00:18:37.000 From like one foot away.

00:18:39.000 Yeah.

00:18:39.000 And just fucked it.

00:18:41.000 Dude.

00:18:41.000 Everybody can do it.

00:18:42.000 You know how violent that is?

00:18:44.000 You can hold your head.

00:18:46.000 He can't.

00:18:47.000 Really?

00:18:47.000 Everybody can do that.

00:18:48.000 Jamie, bring Brandon Vera up.

00:18:50.000 First of all, Brandon Vera looks like a video game character now.

00:18:54.000 I need to see him, because he used to be flat.

00:18:55.000 His body was flat.

00:18:56.000 No, he looks like Saget off Street Fighter now.

00:18:58.000 Dude, he's a giant man.

00:18:59.000 He looks like Saget off Street Fighter.

00:19:00.000 Is that from eating a lot of steak?

00:19:02.000 Yes.

00:19:03.000 What do you think?

00:19:03.000 He's like 240 now, 240 maybe?

00:19:07.000 Boom!

00:19:08.000 And that's just one.

00:19:09.000 That's just one.

00:19:10.000 Look at this.

00:19:12.000 Boom!

00:19:13.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:19:14.000 He's athletic as shit.

00:19:15.000 That's not a bad one.

00:19:16.000 That's just one.

00:19:16.000 There's another one when he's head-kicking the guy while the guy's down.

00:19:20.000 He just soccer kicks the shit out of him.

00:19:21.000 He was like the first real big-time athlete that I remember.

00:19:25.000 But some people think that this is a better way to express fighting because this is realistic.

00:19:31.000 I disagree.

00:19:32.000 Oh, that's the back of the head.

00:19:33.000 I think that's bad.

00:19:35.000 I like it.

00:19:35.000 Eddie loves that shit.

00:19:37.000 Too barbaric, man.

00:19:38.000 I would like to see headbutts.

00:19:40.000 Bring the headbutts back.

00:19:41.000 Oh, this fight is over?

00:19:42.000 No.

00:19:42.000 That's Cambodian.

00:19:42.000 Between rounds.

00:19:43.000 We're not even paying attention to this fight at all.

00:19:45.000 We're watching extraneous fights.

00:19:47.000 This is when people get mad.

00:19:48.000 No one paid attention to these fights.

00:19:50.000 This is a good fight.

00:19:51.000 This is actually a really good fight.

00:19:52.000 You know, UFC Fight Pass is working on getting this league.

00:19:56.000 I think it's in Burma, where you just wrap your hands.

00:20:01.000 It's Muay Thai kickboxing with...

00:20:04.000 Headbutts.

00:20:04.000 Legal.

00:20:05.000 What is it called?

00:20:06.000 Letchway?

00:20:07.000 How do you say it?

00:20:08.000 Yeah, it's called Lethway or something.

00:20:11.000 Lethway, I think.

00:20:12.000 It's a fight league?

00:20:13.000 They're working on getting that on Fight Pass.

00:20:16.000 It's crazy what that means.

00:20:17.000 So what, they put ropes on their hands?

00:20:19.000 Yeah, they wrap their hands up with something.

00:20:20.000 I'm not sure.

00:20:21.000 But barely.

00:20:22.000 But the fact that headbutts are legal, holy shit.

00:20:25.000 So Frank Grillo in Fight World went to Cambodia and lived with them and studied with them.

00:20:29.000 And the problem is they don't have ice in Cambodia.

00:20:31.000 They're so poor.

00:20:32.000 So when they get hit in the face and stuff, they just stay swollen.

00:20:35.000 So between rounds.

00:20:37.000 Lethwe.

00:20:38.000 It's incredible.

00:20:38.000 I wonder how they say it.

00:20:39.000 I wonder how you pronounce it.

00:20:40.000 Shots.

00:20:41.000 Highlights.

00:20:42.000 Elbows.

00:20:42.000 Headbutts.

00:20:43.000 Standing against the ropes.

00:20:45.000 Boom.

00:20:45.000 Dude just dropped.

00:20:47.000 And are you allowed to hit to the back of the head?

00:20:49.000 I'm not sure about that.

00:20:51.000 You know, Eddie and I have talked about this a hundred times, but it's an important fact that when you watch head kicks, there's a lot of the time head kicks are landing to the back of the head.

00:21:01.000 Like you say you can't hit someone in the back of the head, right?

00:21:03.000 It's not supposed to be legal.

00:21:04.000 If I go over your shoulder and I kick you, I'm kicking the back of the head.

00:21:10.000 So do punches, though.

00:21:12.000 Like a lot of right hands, a guy that hits him right in the fucking back of the head.

00:21:16.000 Bring up Ernesto Host when he hits Maurice Green.

00:21:21.000 Maurice Smith.

00:21:22.000 Yeah.

00:21:23.000 Dude, he wraps his head around your fucking head and his neck just goes...

00:21:26.000 His foot around your head.

00:21:27.000 His neck just went...

00:21:28.000 Yeah.

00:21:29.000 That was tough.

00:21:31.000 I was good friends with Maurice when that was going on.

00:21:33.000 Maurice was fighting when, you know, he probably shouldn't have been doing it anymore.

00:21:38.000 Denver's finest.

00:21:39.000 Well, Ernesto Host is, you know...

00:21:41.000 But I mean, he was fighting pro kickboxing while he was also doing MMA. And Maurice is a world-class kickboxer.

00:21:47.000 But I really think for you to fight a guy like Ernesto Hoost, you kind of have to be kickboxing all the time.

00:21:52.000 Of course.

00:21:52.000 You've got to be all in.

00:21:53.000 Of course.

00:21:54.000 And Maurice...

00:21:54.000 You see what he does like that?

00:21:56.000 Yeah.

00:21:56.000 And Maurice...

00:21:57.000 Like, for real, was a super skilled world champion kickboxer.

00:22:02.000 But he had been doing...

00:22:03.000 Oh, my God.

00:22:05.000 How do you...

00:22:06.000 Look at that.

00:22:06.000 He lifts his...

00:22:07.000 Watch this.

00:22:08.000 Dude, he was so good.

00:22:09.000 Mr. Perfect.

00:22:11.000 Remember his fights against Bob Sapp?

00:22:13.000 Yeah, dude.

00:22:13.000 Look at this.

00:22:14.000 His fucking leg kicks, man.

00:22:16.000 They're the best.

00:22:17.000 Look at the way he punches, though.

00:22:18.000 Yeah.

00:22:18.000 Well, he did everything awesome.

00:22:20.000 But the thing about him, you know, here's another one.

00:22:22.000 Look at him now.

00:22:23.000 He looks like a super fighter game, too, right?

00:22:25.000 Doesn't he look like some kind of video game character in these images?

00:22:29.000 Well, then go to him early in his career.

00:22:32.000 He was a bag of bones, man.

00:22:34.000 Really?

00:22:34.000 Yeah, he was skinny.

00:22:35.000 What do you think?

00:22:36.000 He was like 160. Yeah, he was a good diet.

00:22:39.000 Dude, for real, he was real thin.

00:22:41.000 He was very long and almost like Stylebender-like.

00:22:45.000 Great fighter.

00:22:45.000 And then he got super jacked later in his part.

00:22:47.000 Oh, no.

00:22:48.000 Damn, Crow Cop.

00:22:49.000 Dude, his leg kicks were sensational.

00:22:51.000 How about when Bob Sapp beat him?

00:22:53.000 Yeah, right?

00:22:53.000 You think that was a real fight?

00:22:55.000 Fuck yeah, it was.

00:22:55.000 You think those were real?

00:22:56.000 Fuck yeah, that shit was real.

00:22:57.000 Real to me!

00:22:57.000 Dude, Bob Sapp is a giant human being.

00:23:01.000 375. They faked a lot of fights, though.

00:23:03.000 They faked a lot of fights.

00:23:05.000 How dare you, Eddie?

00:23:06.000 He's right.

00:23:07.000 But did Bob Sapp have the fuck-up shoulder, or was it Ernesto?

00:23:09.000 Remember, they kept hitting it, and that's what stopped the fight?

00:23:12.000 No, no, no.

00:23:13.000 That was a different fight.

00:23:15.000 I think you're thinking of a different fight.

00:23:16.000 No, I'm not.

00:23:17.000 One of them had a really fucked up shoulder and he kept kicking it.

00:23:19.000 And he was like, no, no, no.

00:23:20.000 Ernesto kept kicking it?

00:23:20.000 Yeah, he was like, no, no, no.

00:23:21.000 Maybe that was Bob Sapp.

00:23:22.000 That had to be one that he lost because he won the two fights that he had against Ernesto that I'm aware of.

00:23:27.000 Bob Sapp did.

00:23:28.000 Didn't he, Eddie?

00:23:29.000 No, no.

00:23:29.000 Bob Sapp beat Ernesto.

00:23:31.000 Yeah, he beat him.

00:23:31.000 That's all I know is that he beat him once.

00:23:33.000 I don't remember the second fight or if they even fought twice or three times.

00:23:38.000 I just remember Bob Sapp beating him.

00:23:40.000 When you really think about it, Maury Smith worked with Bob Sapp as well, taught him a lot about kickboxing.

00:23:45.000 But when you think about it, Maury Smith was like the first real high-level kickboxer to become successful at MMA. Yep.

00:23:52.000 Right?

00:23:52.000 The first world champion.

00:23:54.000 Remember when he fought Conan Silvera and head kicked him?

00:23:57.000 Everybody was like, you can't beat a Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt.

00:23:59.000 You're definitely not going to beat him.

00:24:01.000 And Coleman.

00:24:02.000 Remember when he fought Coleman?

00:24:03.000 Dude, I was there.

00:24:04.000 I was there.

00:24:05.000 So was I. We were at that fight together.

00:24:07.000 That's right.

00:24:07.000 We were there together.

00:24:08.000 Goddamn.

00:24:08.000 How long was that?

00:24:10.000 1996. Holy shit.

00:24:12.000 Right?

00:24:12.000 96, 97?

00:24:13.000 No, I think it was 97. 97, it might have even been 98. He kept saying, come on, come on, come on.

00:24:18.000 Come on, Mark.

00:24:19.000 Ground and pound me.

00:24:20.000 Boom!

00:24:21.000 Come on, Mark.

00:24:21.000 Ground and pound me.

00:24:23.000 And you saw Mark at one point got kicked one too many times and just went...

00:24:29.000 Stopped and everybody went, oh!

00:24:31.000 He did take down Maury Smith a couple times.

00:24:34.000 The problem was Maury Smith has a very good defensive guard.

00:24:39.000 High level recovery.

00:24:40.000 And fantastic cardio.

00:24:42.000 Who was he working with?

00:24:43.000 He was also working with Matt Hume.

00:24:45.000 He did a lot of work with Frank Shamrock.

00:24:47.000 He was good friends with Shamrock.

00:24:49.000 He was also an easy 230. He actually played lockdown too.

00:24:55.000 Yeah, yeah, he did.

00:24:56.000 Yeah, look, Maury Smith is a smart guy, and his kickboxing was so high-level, man.

00:25:02.000 When he started fighting these MMA fighters, they realized that he could defend himself off of his back, but if you're standing up with him, you're just fucked, man.

00:25:11.000 Yeah, the problem was Mark Coleman never really worked on his guard passing back then.

00:25:16.000 You know what I mean?

00:25:17.000 He just assumed that when you take someone down, you just get on top of them and beat the shit out of them.

00:25:23.000 But that's true if you don't have any kind of guard.

00:25:26.000 But Maurice Smith had a professional defensive guard.

00:25:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:25:31.000 And also, this is the headbutt days.

00:25:33.000 That was headbutt days.

00:25:35.000 Yeah.

00:25:36.000 I don't think they fought with gloves on either.

00:25:39.000 You would overhook here.

00:25:42.000 They had gloves, right?

00:25:43.000 Yeah, they definitely had gloves.

00:25:44.000 Sidekick?

00:25:45.000 Do you remember the most important guard position when headbutts are allowed?

00:25:50.000 Gotta grab the back of the head.

00:25:52.000 No.

00:25:55.000 He just won with a sidekick.

00:25:57.000 With a front foot sidekick.

00:25:59.000 Straight to the gut.

00:25:59.000 Damn, a front foot sidekick.

00:26:00.000 He's a beast, man.

00:26:02.000 He's had some great fights in the UFC. Man.

00:26:04.000 Jon Jones dropped Vitor Belfort with a front leg sidekick once.

00:26:07.000 That was amazing.

00:26:08.000 I've never seen that.

00:26:09.000 Front leg sidekick, one of the most underrated kicks.

00:26:12.000 People just don't do it that good.

00:26:14.000 Do you think Vitor Belfort's cage side tonight with Chuck Thielen rushes the cage?

00:26:18.000 And says, I wouldn't fight both you pussies.

00:26:20.000 But he's just fucking juiced to the gills.

00:26:22.000 And we're like, yeah!

00:26:23.000 It probably will happen.

00:26:25.000 If they'd let him, if the UFC let him go over there.

00:26:28.000 If they let him leave...

00:26:29.000 Oh, that's right.

00:26:29.000 I bet Dana will.

00:26:30.000 He let Chuck do it?

00:26:32.000 And they'll have him, too.

00:26:34.000 You know, if they just...

00:26:35.000 You've got to regulate medications.

00:26:38.000 Make sure that everything's okay.

00:26:40.000 Come on.

00:26:41.000 I mean, if they're testing Chuck and Tito, you've got to test Vitor, too.

00:26:45.000 Vitor can't fight in Kelly.

00:26:46.000 Let's not do that.

00:26:47.000 Okay.

00:26:48.000 Let's only have him fight in, like...

00:26:50.000 Let's be on an Indian reservation.

00:26:51.000 What way was this fight in?

00:26:54.000 I don't know.

00:26:55.000 185?

00:26:56.000 170?

00:26:56.000 Yeah.

00:26:57.000 Is it lightweight?

00:26:57.000 Big 170ers.

00:26:58.000 Dude, how about Patsanibbio versus Neil Magny?

00:27:01.000 Yeah, man.

00:27:01.000 He looks really good.

00:27:02.000 Patsanibbio's a real problem for people.

00:27:04.000 He looks really good.

00:27:05.000 Fuck, he's good, man.

00:27:05.000 He looks really good.

00:27:06.000 Neil Magny, I don't know if it's the jet lag or what.

00:27:08.000 He's my boy, but it was a late start and he got eight the fuck up.

00:27:11.000 Yeah, he got chewed up.

00:27:12.000 He got chewed up.

00:27:13.000 He said he got poked in the eye, like, early in the first round, and he just couldn't decide, like, depth.

00:27:18.000 He had no idea what to do, so he's just always, like, waiting.

00:27:21.000 Fuck, that's a real problem, man.

00:27:23.000 And, you know, there's a solution in the works.

00:27:26.000 I can't talk about it.

00:27:27.000 I'm sworn to secrecy.

00:27:28.000 What's the problem?

00:27:28.000 Eye pokes.

00:27:30.000 Goggles.

00:27:30.000 No, they have a better glove design that they're working on right now.

00:27:35.000 The UFC is doing it?

00:27:35.000 That someone's working on.

00:27:36.000 I can't say anything.

00:27:37.000 I already said too much.

00:27:38.000 Giant gecko hands.

00:27:40.000 Dude, I also heard they're doing something about a rumor.

00:27:44.000 It's a super rumor.

00:27:45.000 I don't start anything.

00:27:46.000 USADA in 2019. Really?

00:27:49.000 Really?

00:27:50.000 Boom!

00:27:51.000 Look at that.

00:27:51.000 Sidekick to the body and the nasty left hands.

00:27:55.000 You mean they might get rid of USADA and we're back to your old days?

00:27:58.000 That's crazy.

00:27:59.000 I don't know if they were getting rid of it, but maybe a little...

00:28:02.000 That is so crazy.

00:28:05.000 Sidekick to the body.

00:28:08.000 But especially the way he threw it.

00:28:10.000 I mean, he really got his weight behind it.

00:28:12.000 You could fuck people up with that, man.

00:28:13.000 Set a lips on him.

00:28:14.000 It's like we all accept that the front leg side or the turning side kick or spinning back kick, we all accept that puts people out, right?

00:28:21.000 Well, how much harder is your turning side kick than your front leg side kick?

00:28:26.000 Way harder.

00:28:27.000 Yeah, but...

00:28:28.000 Significantly.

00:28:29.000 But how much does it take, really, to make your body cave in?

00:28:32.000 Because my front leg sidekick is way harder than my left hook.

00:28:35.000 Way harder.

00:28:36.000 Your front foot?

00:28:37.000 Front leg sidekick.

00:28:38.000 Really?

00:28:38.000 So, yeah.

00:28:39.000 So if you think, like, of course you can left hook someone in the body and drop them and fuck them up bad.

00:28:44.000 You hit them in the liver, right?

00:28:45.000 Well, why wouldn't you think that you could do that also with a front leg sidekick on a regular basis?

00:28:49.000 Yeah.

00:28:49.000 You just got to have a quicker snap to it.

00:28:51.000 It takes a long time to develop.

00:28:53.000 That's the problem.

00:28:54.000 It does.

00:28:55.000 You've got to develop that quick snap, and that's what most guys are missing.

00:28:59.000 Most guys, it comes out too slow, so it's like a push.

00:29:02.000 The body's more designed for a left hook.

00:29:03.000 You can keep the power in your left hook probably until you're in your 60s versus a front-side kick is an athletic move.

00:29:09.000 There's really no heavyweight to kick that much.

00:29:13.000 Well, Volcon...

00:29:16.000 A little bit, but not like crazy.

00:29:18.000 He has some good kicks.

00:29:19.000 He's a good kicker.

00:29:20.000 Yeah.

00:29:20.000 But nothing like crazy.

00:29:22.000 No.

00:29:22.000 Nothing like a Crow Cop type character.

00:29:24.000 No.

00:29:24.000 There's no one in the UFC right now.

00:29:27.000 For the big guys, there's really not...

00:29:28.000 That's a kicker.

00:29:29.000 Who else?

00:29:30.000 Well, there must be someone we're not thinking of.

00:29:32.000 Marcin Tabura kicks a lot.

00:29:34.000 But he's not like a barboza.

00:29:36.000 Not like a heavyweight barboza.

00:29:37.000 There's no, like, just monster with the kicks.

00:29:40.000 Mm-hmm.

00:29:41.000 Yeah, I was hoping that was going to be something we would acquire, right?

00:29:46.000 Like, get some sort of Rico Verhoeven type character.

00:29:50.000 Yeah.

00:29:51.000 Because he's fighting MMA, and he's training at AKA. Well, listen, stand-up-wise, he's on not just one level, but so many levels above most people in MMA. Really?

00:30:02.000 Rico Verhoeven is a monster, dude.

00:30:03.000 As far as strict stand-up, but that doesn't always translate.

00:30:06.000 It doesn't translate.

00:30:08.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:30:08.000 It doesn't translate.

00:30:09.000 The distance is different, the timing, your stance.

00:30:13.000 Verhoeven is something special.

00:30:15.000 And he's a big, giant guy with crazy cardio.

00:30:17.000 Have you ever seen him, Brian?

00:30:18.000 No.

00:30:19.000 Is he obviously a Dutch guy?

00:30:21.000 One of those giant, milk-fed Dutch guys.

00:30:23.000 Jacked.

00:30:24.000 Really?

00:30:25.000 Yeah, he's about 240-plus pounds, and the guy has mad cardio.

00:30:30.000 It's one of the crazy things about him.

00:30:31.000 He puts a crazy pace on these guys, and he's a striker.

00:30:34.000 Have you seen some of his MMA fights?

00:30:36.000 No.

00:30:36.000 Who the fuck is fighting that poor soul?

00:30:39.000 I mean, he's just...

00:30:39.000 Oh, Lord have mercy.

00:30:41.000 You want some of that, B? What the fuck is going on?

00:30:44.000 Yeah, see if you can find a...

00:30:45.000 Oh, I mean, I'd have to use my kicks.

00:30:47.000 Dude, and he's at...

00:30:48.000 Hey, B, and he's at AK training with DC, Kane.

00:30:51.000 Dude, hey, guys, I've sparred.

00:30:52.000 Hey, what is this?

00:30:54.000 Bro, what the fuck are you showing us, Jamie?

00:30:56.000 He's an absolute...

00:30:59.000 Don't you do that.

00:31:01.000 He's a giant Dutchman.

00:31:03.000 He's a giant Dutchman.

00:31:05.000 Find a highlight reel.

00:31:07.000 He's a monster, dude.

00:31:09.000 Great hair, too.

00:31:10.000 And he's a young guy.

00:31:13.000 I mean, I don't even know...

00:31:15.000 Out of all the highlights.

00:31:15.000 That guy survived, too.

00:31:17.000 That guy's beat some of the best in the world out of all the guys.

00:31:18.000 Not that the guy's not highly skilled.

00:31:20.000 He looks like my uncle.

00:31:21.000 He can take a beating.

00:31:22.000 No, that big guy's supposed to be super tough.

00:31:24.000 For sure.

00:31:25.000 Look at that.

00:31:26.000 People like that kind of shit, you know?

00:31:28.000 It's like...

00:31:28.000 Oof.

00:31:30.000 Goddamn.

00:31:30.000 People love when Big Roy wins by knockout.

00:31:32.000 They trust...

00:31:33.000 Yes, they do.

00:31:37.000 Isn't it weird that guy must do fucking tons of cardio, but his gut just stays.

00:31:41.000 He just ate the wrong food, bro.

00:31:43.000 Look at that fucking combo.

00:31:44.000 Look at his kicks, man.

00:31:46.000 I mean, Rico Verhoeven.

00:31:48.000 Go to his MMA fight.

00:31:49.000 Go to his MMA fight.

00:31:50.000 Some guy gets fucking starched.

00:31:52.000 And you can't...

00:31:53.000 He's not fighting experienced, dude.

00:31:54.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:31:55.000 What are you doing?

00:31:56.000 What are you doing?

00:31:58.000 Who's running this shit, Ben?

00:31:59.000 You can't listen.

00:32:00.000 I'm all over the place, James.

00:32:02.000 His kicks are so awful.

00:32:04.000 You were trying to watch some of this stuff.

00:32:05.000 God, knees, kicks.

00:32:07.000 Oh!

00:32:07.000 Jesus Christ.

00:32:08.000 Jesus Christ is right.

00:32:10.000 How old is he?

00:32:11.000 I don't even think he's 30. 17. Boom!

00:32:14.000 He's 15 years old.

00:32:15.000 Russian?

00:32:16.000 No, he's Dutch.

00:32:17.000 He's 15. If I had a guess, I would say he's like 29. How old is he?

00:32:20.000 I'd say he's in his 30s.

00:32:22.000 Can't check it?

00:32:22.000 The Dutch are the tallest people in the world, right?

00:32:24.000 They're the biggest people in the world in general.

00:32:26.000 Are they?

00:32:27.000 Yeah.

00:32:27.000 They're giant people.

00:32:28.000 I don't know if they're the biggest people in the world, but they average...

00:32:30.000 I heard they're the tallest people in the world.

00:32:32.000 Dude, I'd love to see him and Alistair Overeem go out in MMA. A couple of big boys.

00:32:37.000 Alistair would take him down, for sure.

00:32:40.000 Alistair's a very good grappler.

00:32:41.000 But Alistair would definitely stand up with him for a little bit.

00:32:43.000 For sure.

00:32:44.000 Which is what he does, but he would take him down.

00:32:46.000 Alistair, very underrated grappler.

00:32:48.000 Oh, amazing grappler.

00:32:50.000 Yeah, and his ground and pound will fuck you up.

00:32:52.000 It's a real problem.

00:32:55.000 He was known for his guillotine for a little bit.

00:32:57.000 Yeah, and it's also, he's just had so many more MMA fights.

00:33:00.000 He's been fighting for a hundred years.

00:33:02.000 Yeah.

00:33:02.000 He's good at everything.

00:33:04.000 But Verhoeven, he has an advantage over basically everybody right now in heavyweight.

00:33:10.000 Saki has that smooth build, too, where he's just like, you know what?

00:33:13.000 Oh my god, look at him.

00:33:14.000 But what's interesting is Saki, what is he, fighting 185 in the UFC? Yeah.

00:33:18.000 Or no, 205. 205. But he should be a 185-er.

00:33:21.000 Yeah, that's what it is, right?

00:33:23.000 Yeah, he should be fighting 185. What's that, bro?

00:33:25.000 29. 29 years old.

00:33:27.000 29 years old.

00:33:28.000 Van Hoover.

00:33:30.000 Rico Verhoeven is not even 30. So is he in the UFC yet or no?

00:33:32.000 No.

00:33:33.000 He's making his way through smaller organizations.

00:33:37.000 So show me one of his MMA fights.

00:33:39.000 Holy shit.

00:33:40.000 He fights MMA? Yes, bro.

00:33:42.000 Some poor soul who's 0-1 is fighting him.

00:33:44.000 Rico Verhoeven.

00:33:46.000 Rico Verhoeven.

00:33:47.000 Verhoeven.

00:33:48.000 He's a real prompt.

00:33:49.000 And he's training with Kane and DC. Heavyweight.

00:33:52.000 What?

00:33:53.000 He's huge, dude.

00:33:54.000 I mean, he's like 6'4".

00:33:56.000 You better get that jiu-jitsu together, though.

00:33:57.000 Isn't he about 6'4"?

00:33:58.000 He's a big boy.

00:33:59.000 He's a big boy, yeah.

00:34:00.000 Big boy and 240 jacked.

00:34:02.000 Don't let the goal snitch around him, though.

00:34:04.000 Phenomenal shape.

00:34:04.000 Yeah, maybe not.

00:34:06.000 There's been a lot of great strikers coming.

00:34:09.000 Let's wait and see what happens next year.

00:34:10.000 Yeah, he's got to get that jiu-jitsu together.

00:34:13.000 Oh, for sure, right?

00:34:14.000 Yeah.

00:34:14.000 What do you think is happening?

00:34:17.000 Again, rumor on super dark web rumor is that there's going to be a change with USADA moving forward a little bit.

00:34:26.000 Is this him, Jamie, in this video?

00:34:30.000 Oh, shit!

00:34:31.000 He took the guy down!

00:34:32.000 Nice!

00:34:33.000 Maybe he's good at jiu-jitsu!

00:34:34.000 He's an athlete!

00:34:35.000 Look, he's mounting him!

00:34:36.000 Holy shit!

00:34:37.000 Oh, the body!

00:34:38.000 Oh, shit!

00:34:39.000 Dude, you do not want that guy on top of you growing and powering you.

00:34:41.000 Oh, shit!

00:34:42.000 Oh, no!

00:34:43.000 Looks like he's...

00:34:44.000 Who knows?

00:34:45.000 Maybe he's really good on the ground.

00:34:46.000 Show me that again, Jamie.

00:34:47.000 Show me the beginning part of it again.

00:34:49.000 It's supposed to have been a while ago if it's on Inside MMA. He's still doing that high cover-up, which obviously worked there.

00:35:01.000 Man, he had to take the dude down.

00:35:02.000 Yeah, that was a wild little exchange.

00:35:05.000 I mean, that dude did not...

00:35:07.000 I mean, they came to throw at each other.

00:35:09.000 That guy was not avoiding them.

00:35:11.000 I like how he's punching the ribs from the mound.

00:35:13.000 Who does that?

00:35:14.000 Punching the ribs from the mound?

00:35:15.000 He can hit you so hard, man.

00:35:18.000 You get a real striker on top of you that actually could turn their hips in.

00:35:23.000 Generate the force?

00:35:23.000 Yeah.

00:35:24.000 Do you remember when Cro Cop got on top of Gabriel Gonzaga?

00:35:27.000 The rematch, the revenge fight.

00:35:29.000 The elbows?

00:35:30.000 He smashed him with elbows.

00:35:32.000 They were horrific.

00:35:34.000 Horrible.

00:35:34.000 Horrific.

00:35:35.000 And then Gabriel got good with elbows from the bottom.

00:35:38.000 Didn't he fuck somebody up from the bottom?

00:35:41.000 Look at the Uri Faber in this corner there.

00:35:43.000 Look at this.

00:35:46.000 Here it is.

00:35:47.000 More recent fight.

00:35:48.000 I can't tell if it's the same one, but the video is more recent.

00:35:51.000 This is Rico Verhoeven.

00:35:53.000 This looks like the same fight, isn't it?

00:35:54.000 I think it's the same one.

00:35:55.000 How many has he had?

00:35:57.000 Is it?

00:35:58.000 That looks like the same guy.

00:35:59.000 It says debut, but I don't know how it would be.

00:36:01.000 No, this is the same fight.

00:36:02.000 Yeah, same guy.

00:36:04.000 For a kickboxer?

00:36:05.000 Not bad passing.

00:36:07.000 Yeah, I mean, he's gonna learn, right?

00:36:09.000 He's high.

00:36:09.000 He's also smart.

00:36:10.000 So, like, what got him to become an elite kickboxer, that kind of intelligence as well as hard work, he's just gonna translate that to MMA. He's just gotta make sure that he fixes the holes in his game.

00:36:23.000 He's at the right camp.

00:36:24.000 Whatever he's got.

00:36:24.000 Man, he likes them out.

00:36:25.000 He's at the right camp, AK, with the wrestlers.

00:36:27.000 These are hard fucking punches, man.

00:36:30.000 Look at this.

00:36:31.000 Cleaning room for your body.

00:36:33.000 Just lifting a leg up.

00:36:34.000 I think only one time ever, maybe twice, has someone gotten knocked out while they were mounting somebody from the bottom.

00:36:43.000 Really?

00:36:44.000 You're saying the guy on the mount got knocked out?

00:36:46.000 From the bottom?

00:36:47.000 Yeah.

00:36:47.000 Somebody punches up?

00:36:48.000 Yeah, it's happened at least once, maybe twice.

00:36:50.000 That's embarrassing.

00:36:51.000 Getting knocked out while you're being mounted.

00:36:53.000 I mean, while you're mounted.

00:36:55.000 Sorry, excuse me.

00:36:55.000 I think Dwayne Ludwig...

00:36:58.000 And when...

00:36:59.000 Wasn't that something that...

00:37:00.000 Who...

00:37:04.000 It happened in Japan.

00:37:06.000 Yeah.

00:37:08.000 Man, I'm trying to remember this.

00:37:10.000 Dwayne Ludwig's fight?

00:37:11.000 Yeah.

00:37:12.000 Why do I feel like Dwayne Ludwig did it to...

00:37:14.000 Oh, Eve Edwards.

00:37:15.000 Dwayne Ludwig did it to Eve Edwards.

00:37:17.000 He hurt him, like, really bad.

00:37:19.000 And Eve, like, covered it up.

00:37:21.000 And Eve was on top?

00:37:22.000 Yeah, Eve was on top.

00:37:23.000 And Dwayne punched it from the bottom and hurt him really bad.

00:37:26.000 He talked about it on the podcast.

00:37:28.000 Now I remember.

00:37:28.000 Dude, how long has this fight taken to get to this point?

00:37:31.000 What's going on here?

00:37:33.000 Well, they're in China.

00:37:35.000 Is that where they're at?

00:37:37.000 Maybe they're just giving us a chance to...

00:37:39.000 Settle in.

00:37:40.000 Isn't it weird, though?

00:37:42.000 China's communist, right?

00:37:45.000 They're a capitalist country.

00:37:48.000 They're a command economy, though, where a lot of decisions are made by the Politburo, by the actual government, and then from there...

00:37:57.000 Their flag looks like the Soviet Union flag.

00:37:59.000 Yeah.

00:38:01.000 Red China, right?

00:38:03.000 It's kind of communist.

00:38:04.000 There was a communist revolution in China.

00:38:05.000 Not anymore, though.

00:38:06.000 It's weird because it's not a democracy.

00:38:10.000 No.

00:38:10.000 You know, when I went to Beijing for Abu Dhabi, and in the hotels, boom, they have the TV on with the propaganda in your face.

00:38:19.000 Oh, really?

00:38:19.000 How long ago?

00:38:20.000 You're told.

00:38:21.000 Just talking shit on the United States.

00:38:23.000 Really?

00:38:23.000 Yeah, it's a documentary that's on, you know, it's the default setting on your TVs in Beijing.

00:38:30.000 When you get there, you sit down to watch TV and a documentary on how bad the United States is is playing?

00:38:35.000 Yeah.

00:38:35.000 This is why we're doing what we're doing.

00:38:38.000 Look at the United States.

00:38:39.000 The United States is, you know, they're just going down the list of all the things that the United States does that is detrimental to society.

00:38:51.000 Did you have to do your fingerprints on the machine?

00:38:53.000 All your fingerprints are recorded, and then you're given, at least when I was shooting a movie, you were given a...

00:38:58.000 You were just there, right?

00:38:59.000 Yeah, you were given a memo to say, if you, in no political dissent, like, you will not voice your political point of view if it's contrary to the government's, you know, line.

00:39:08.000 And if you do that, you'll be asked to leave.

00:39:10.000 Or you could be, you know, put in jail.

00:39:11.000 Didn't some American kid, like, try and steal something?

00:39:14.000 No, that was in North Korea.

00:39:16.000 Oh, yeah, that was Ball's son.

00:39:17.000 Ball's son, yeah.

00:39:18.000 The UCLA basketball team stole, like, some sunglasses.

00:39:21.000 Yeah.

00:39:21.000 And fucking Trump had to help get him out.

00:39:23.000 They don't fuck around China.

00:39:24.000 They're about to be super fucked.

00:39:25.000 Oof.

00:39:27.000 But Deng Xiaoping said famously, to be rich is glorious, which was so contrary to the communist manifesto.

00:39:33.000 Well, it's cool as fuck that they're allowing the UFC in there, so it can't be that communist.

00:39:37.000 It's a huge market.

00:39:38.000 Everybody wants the Chinese market.

00:39:39.000 Well, that's the next big push for the UFC, right?

00:39:42.000 I mean, internationally, they're growing like this.

00:39:43.000 You're not getting Google.

00:39:45.000 You have to keep trying to find servers that would provide Google and the internet in China.

00:39:51.000 Because they limit you to the access of everything, right?

00:39:53.000 Yes, and then they find you and they shut that down and you've got to find another one.

00:39:56.000 So anybody who worked on the set couldn't get...

00:40:00.000 You're given a phone there.

00:40:02.000 So when I was an actor, I was given a phone with WeChat.

00:40:05.000 Flip phone?

00:40:05.000 It's a phone issued to me that I can use there.

00:40:08.000 I can't use, technically, my phone and link into the World Wide Web.

00:40:13.000 It's like a Cricut phone?

00:40:14.000 Too many firewalls, yeah.

00:40:16.000 And then, by the way, if you want to use your phone, you download something called WeChat, which is an app, which, you know, is controlled by somebody, so it's...

00:40:26.000 There's a lot of groupthink.

00:40:28.000 There's zero dissent.

00:40:30.000 And if you say something derogatory about the government...

00:40:33.000 You disappear.

00:40:34.000 And something like WeChat, they probably monitor it.

00:40:37.000 Jesus, man.

00:40:38.000 You think they monitor it, Brian?

00:40:39.000 Of course they monitor it.

00:40:40.000 Of course they do.

00:40:41.000 You didn't text me, did you?

00:40:42.000 It's an amazing example of how you can control a lot of people.

00:40:46.000 And then North Korea, there is no internet, correct?

00:40:49.000 No.

00:40:50.000 They get no internet, no TV channels, no HBO. I talked to a friend of mine who works for the government, and his wife works for the government too, and they had to go to Russia for something.

00:40:59.000 And he said, you were told, just absolutely think you're being followed everywhere you go.

00:41:06.000 Assume they're listening to every word you say.

00:41:08.000 Assume that your hotel room's bugged.

00:41:12.000 And then where you go, you're being followed.

00:41:14.000 That's right.

00:41:15.000 It's kind of like the States.

00:41:17.000 More evidence.

00:41:18.000 WeChat is recording private messages for Beijing to spy on users.

00:41:22.000 Did you even use the phone really, B? Not really.

00:41:24.000 You text me every now and then tell me how bad it sucked.

00:41:26.000 Hasn't that been happening already for a while?

00:41:28.000 Don't we already know that?

00:41:29.000 That they're like...

00:41:31.000 Everything that's online is...

00:41:33.000 When it's confirmed like that, it just freaks people out, as well it should.

00:41:36.000 But, you know, we're just...

00:41:38.000 We forgot how...

00:41:39.000 This is why freedom of expression and freedom of speech in this country is so important.

00:41:44.000 Because while this is happening here in the United States, and freedom of speech is, you know, something that gets up for debate sometimes.

00:41:53.000 It's like, who gets to decide who gets to say this and gets to say that?

00:41:57.000 What should we stop?

00:41:58.000 The problem with...

00:41:59.000 Any kind of censorship is right while we're here being able to talk shit on a podcast, there are big giant spots in the world filled with billions of people that can't do this.

00:42:11.000 If they did this, they would get arrested.

00:42:13.000 Like what country?

00:42:13.000 They would get locked up.

00:42:15.000 That's exactly right.

00:42:15.000 What country?

00:42:16.000 This is deja vu.

00:42:17.000 China?

00:42:19.000 We didn't podcast the way we do podcasts?

00:42:22.000 No fucking chance, man.

00:42:23.000 The Arab world.

00:42:24.000 I mean, one of the things that came out in the United Arab Emirates and Qatar, what's come out is that these governments are saying, the royal family of the people that are in power, they go, well, there's political dissent.

00:42:36.000 So you've got journalists or people who form groups that force, say, let's say democracy or elections.

00:42:41.000 And guess what?

00:42:43.000 They hire American mercenaries.

00:42:45.000 There's just a whole article on it.

00:42:46.000 Like Blackwater dudes?

00:42:47.000 Guys like that.

00:42:48.000 They hire American mercenaries to take care of their terrorist problem.

00:42:50.000 And their terrorist problem means that they get, as long as the American company gets issued weaponry and orders from the standing army...

00:43:00.000 Then they can do whatever they want.

00:43:01.000 Jesus Christ.

00:43:02.000 What was the article I just read?

00:43:04.000 It was fascinating.

00:43:04.000 I think it was the New York Times.

00:43:05.000 But it was just exposed where there were these ex-badass special forces guys making a fortune essentially acting as mercenaries in countries like the United Arab Emirates, etc.

00:43:16.000 to get rid of their terrorist problem.

00:43:19.000 Now that's the royal family saying it's a terrorist problem when it could very well be just a political group.

00:43:24.000 But they're getting killed.

00:43:25.000 That's terrible.

00:43:26.000 So, you know, but the bigger issue in this country is apparently from what I'm seeing in my own experience is that when you put a certain ad on Facebook and Facebook decides that that ad might be offensive to someone.

00:43:41.000 My account just got flagged, yeah.

00:43:43.000 Okay.

00:43:44.000 And so even if you say get in the best shape of your life or whatever it might be, that might make other people feel uncomfortable.

00:43:51.000 For whatever reason, it's either a bot, an algorithm, or somebody is flagging that ad or shutting down your account.

00:43:58.000 And I know a number of people that that's happened to.

00:44:01.000 So what the fuck is going on there?

00:44:03.000 But you know also, too, is if, let's say you do an ad or you do a post on Instagram.

00:44:07.000 Let's say you have 2 million followers on how many you have.

00:44:09.000 Let's say you have 60 million.

00:44:10.000 And you do a post, you know they limit how many people it reaches now?

00:44:14.000 You have to pay extra to make sure it reaches more people.

00:44:16.000 They got you.

00:44:16.000 This is Facebook.

00:44:17.000 Facebook does that.

00:44:18.000 I don't mind that because that's...

00:44:19.000 Instagram does that, too.

00:44:20.000 That's why it says promote your post.

00:44:21.000 Like, wow, I have fucking $60 million.

00:44:23.000 That's why?

00:44:23.000 Yeah.

00:44:24.000 So that's how they're going to make money.

00:44:26.000 That seems like a business model.

00:44:27.000 But hold on.

00:44:28.000 But is it fucked up?

00:44:30.000 Here.

00:44:30.000 Yeah, it's kind of smart.

00:44:32.000 Yeah.

00:44:32.000 It's business.

00:44:33.000 I mean, if you're a person...

00:44:34.000 Smart doesn't mean it's not fucked up.

00:44:36.000 One of those fitness people that grow their Instagram by just putting very...

00:44:40.000 There's dudes, too.

00:44:41.000 There's guys that I follow that are just like super jacked and they're doing like one-arm chin-ups and shit.

00:44:46.000 You follow?

00:44:47.000 Flips and...

00:44:47.000 Yeah, follow a lot of fitness dudes.

00:44:49.000 Settle down, man.

00:44:50.000 Take it easy, bro.

00:44:51.000 I'm comfortable.

00:44:52.000 They're always in a gym where they can work out shirtless.

00:44:55.000 Everyone's shirtless.

00:44:56.000 But they're doing impressive shit.

00:44:57.000 There's like a bunch of them that I follow.

00:44:59.000 Okay.

00:45:00.000 But what were you saying?

00:45:00.000 I forgot my point.

00:45:00.000 You made me nervous.

00:45:04.000 If they can promote their posts, man, they'll reach all these extra people.

00:45:09.000 Their thing will grow.

00:45:10.000 Their business will grow.

00:45:11.000 I'm a fan of that.

00:45:12.000 I'm a fan of that.

00:45:12.000 What I'm not a fan of is what I have a question about.

00:45:15.000 Is there somebody in charge of what's permissible and what's not according to a certain code of conduct?

00:45:23.000 And do they have a political agenda?

00:45:25.000 So if I put out something that has profanity or maybe a stand-up clip where I want to get people and it's a clip that is offensive to said person whose responsibility is, they can go, no.

00:45:36.000 And who's stopping them from doing that?

00:45:37.000 Who is stopping them?

00:45:38.000 But see, with the dudes with their shirts off, flex and shit, when they're trying to get clients, that's fine.

00:45:44.000 And they can promote and reach other people outside their followers is what it should be.

00:45:48.000 But if you have 100,000 followers, it should reach all 100,000 that you built.

00:45:52.000 Yeah, I see what you're saying.

00:45:53.000 That's what's crazy to me.

00:45:54.000 Yeah, they're going to lose everybody.

00:45:55.000 There's going to be a new Instagram if they start doing that shit and it gets out of hand.

00:45:58.000 People just leave.

00:45:59.000 Well, you know what shadow banning is, right?

00:46:02.000 There's a concept of shadow banning.

00:46:04.000 And I don't know if this is...

00:46:06.000 Jamie would be able to speak to this better than me.

00:46:08.000 Has that ever been proved that they actually do shadow ban people?

00:46:11.000 What's that?

00:46:13.000 The term that's been used is that if you, say, were on Twitter and maybe you were conservative and you said a lot of rude things about liberals, that maybe they would decide that although it doesn't violate the terms of service, what you do is it makes them uncomfortable.

00:46:30.000 They make a moral judgment.

00:46:31.000 And they decide to limit your engagement with other people.

00:46:35.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:46:35.000 This is somehow possible.

00:46:37.000 But if there's a hater...

00:46:39.000 Is that like a hater?

00:46:40.000 It's not...

00:46:41.000 What you're saying with the paying of posts, too, it happens similarly there, too.

00:46:46.000 If you were an account that never paid, and once you pay, once you give them five bucks, you're flagged now as an account that will pay.

00:46:55.000 Right, but we're talking about Twitter.

00:46:56.000 It's all across the board.

00:46:58.000 Yeah, you can pay on Twitter, too.

00:46:59.000 How do you pay on Twitter?

00:47:00.000 Do you pay on Twitter?

00:47:01.000 Yeah.

00:47:01.000 You don't have to, but there are brands that pay.

00:47:03.000 You can pay?

00:47:05.000 Yeah, promoted tweets.

00:47:06.000 Promoted tweets?

00:47:07.000 The top trending topic for the last year or two is a paid, it says paid or promoted.

00:47:13.000 Really?

00:47:13.000 Yeah.

00:47:14.000 All of them are going to it because they get money now.

00:47:16.000 That's how they're paid.

00:47:17.000 Who's been banned from Twitter?

00:47:19.000 A lot of people, man.

00:47:21.000 Really?

00:47:21.000 A lot of people.

00:47:22.000 Alex Jones.

00:47:24.000 Who gets banned?

00:47:25.000 Owen Benjamin's been banned from Twitter.

00:47:27.000 Who gets banned more, conservatives or liberals?

00:47:29.000 Conservatives.

00:47:30.000 But liberals are banned, too.

00:47:31.000 There's liberals that have put out death threats.

00:47:33.000 They've been banned.

00:47:34.000 But in general, though.

00:47:36.000 Death threats?

00:47:36.000 Yeah, they should be.

00:47:37.000 Is it lopsided or is it even?

00:47:39.000 I don't know.

00:47:39.000 That's a good question.

00:47:40.000 We should find out.

00:47:41.000 What is the criteria for being banned?

00:47:45.000 That's a good question too.

00:47:46.000 Is it to incite violence or is it?

00:47:48.000 They violate their terms of service and definitely if you incite violence, that's definitely a no-no.

00:47:54.000 Racial slurs are a no-no.

00:47:57.000 Racist.

00:47:57.000 But you can call someone a fuckhead.

00:47:58.000 I don't think it is.

00:48:00.000 You can call someone a fuckhead, but you can't call them like a guinea fuckhead.

00:48:05.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:07.000 There's certain things you can say and certain things you can't say, but it's a lot of it subjective.

00:48:11.000 But then some of it's pretty black and white, like if you're like, man, I want to go, or someone should blow up that fucking school, fuck those kids, or the racist stuff.

00:48:19.000 Yes, all of that.

00:48:20.000 I think you've got to regulate the hate, too, if it's just bullying and shit like that.

00:48:24.000 I mean, just ban them.

00:48:25.000 Well, it's like...

00:48:27.000 Here's the question.

00:48:29.000 Who gets to decide what's hateful and what's not?

00:48:33.000 And the problem is they keep pushing it further and further and further and then even just insults are hateful.

00:48:38.000 Even like this guy is a dumbass.

00:48:41.000 That's hateful.

00:48:42.000 Saying someone's a dumbass is hateful.

00:48:45.000 There's only so far you can keep going down that road.

00:48:51.000 You want to make sure that you have free expression.

00:48:53.000 You don't get free expression If you ban people from saying things that just don't seem that bad to me.

00:49:00.000 What about Alex Jones?

00:49:02.000 You think his banning was...

00:49:03.000 I'd like to see what he said.

00:49:04.000 The Sandy Hook stuff is tough, man.

00:49:06.000 But here's the thing.

00:49:07.000 He's getting sued for that anyway.

00:49:08.000 But here's the thing.

00:49:09.000 Yeah, he was already getting sued for that.

00:49:10.000 Like, what did he say that got him?

00:49:12.000 I think something happened that he did had nothing to do with even what he said.

00:49:16.000 He confronted them at some event, right?

00:49:19.000 And he was yelling in the back and disrupting.

00:49:21.000 Yeah, the final event happened after he confronted people in Congress.

00:49:25.000 What?

00:49:26.000 Alex Jones has a regular on, a former CIA officer, Dr. Steve Pachenik.

00:49:33.000 He has him on like once every six months.

00:49:36.000 That's where he got the Sandy Hook information was from him.

00:49:39.000 That dude is on video.

00:49:41.000 How did a guy know about Sandy Hook?

00:49:42.000 The fuck would he know?

00:49:44.000 That's the dumbest fucking thing that Alex Jones has ever done.

00:49:47.000 It's also immoral.

00:49:48.000 No, that's what that guy was saying.

00:49:50.000 Fuck that guy.

00:49:52.000 Fuck Steve.

00:49:52.000 Whatever.

00:49:53.000 If he said it didn't, fuck him too.

00:49:55.000 You have to always wonder.

00:49:58.000 I mean, I'm not making any accusations, but you'd have to always wonder when you hear a story like that.

00:50:03.000 Why would someone say something so ridiculous and why would someone try to convince someone like Alex Jones?

00:50:10.000 Of something so ridiculous.

00:50:11.000 And I think there would be two reasons.

00:50:13.000 One, to discredit Jones.

00:50:15.000 If you could talk him into repeating what you said.

00:50:18.000 If you think he's willing to do that.

00:50:19.000 That's interesting.

00:50:20.000 You can easily discredit him.

00:50:21.000 And it would be a really good way to do it.

00:50:24.000 Like, the best way to do it.

00:50:25.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:50:26.000 Whether he's right or wrong.

00:50:27.000 But whether he's right or wrong, Dr. Steve Buchanek said it several times on his show.

00:50:33.000 But he's not famous.

00:50:34.000 But for Alex to believe him, it's not that crazy.

00:50:38.000 He's hearing it from a guy who was in the CIA. It's not that crazy for him to believe in a guy.

00:50:44.000 He may or may not be right.

00:50:45.000 But it started with Alex actually saying, he said, unfortunately, he goes, something to the effect of, I saw it, it was very sad, but unfortunately, I've seen a lot of soap operas.

00:50:57.000 I've seen a lot of...

00:50:58.000 And I know an actor when I see one.

00:51:01.000 And that's where it started with him.

00:51:03.000 Did he really say it that way?

00:51:04.000 Yes.

00:51:04.000 And he's being sued by a law firm in Connecticut.

00:51:07.000 Maybe he could get work in Hollywood.

00:51:08.000 It seems like he'd be a good acting coach.

00:51:09.000 But remember...

00:51:10.000 If he really knows an actor when he sees it.

00:51:11.000 Wasn't he in court?

00:51:12.000 And they said, basically, what the fuck you're doing?

00:51:14.000 He goes, listen, I say a lot of things just for entertainment.

00:51:17.000 Of course.

00:51:18.000 Like, it's just for the bullshit.

00:51:19.000 But during his trial with his wife or something, I don't follow it too much.

00:51:22.000 But he did admit, he's like, I don't believe it.

00:51:25.000 A lot of it I just say.

00:51:26.000 I think?

00:51:47.000 You're not going to make money.

00:51:48.000 When you say bone broth cures cancer, you're going to sell books.

00:51:51.000 When you say, my plant-based diet is proven to do blah, blah, blah, whatever, you're going to make money.

00:51:58.000 If you say, I'll help you lose weight and keep it off in four months.

00:52:03.000 Take my money.

00:52:04.000 You're not going to say, hey, I'm a nutritionist guy.

00:52:07.000 It's going to take you two years.

00:52:08.000 We're going to try to change life.

00:52:09.000 You're going to have bounce backs.

00:52:10.000 You're going to have plateaus.

00:52:11.000 See, I'm being realistic.

00:52:12.000 Yeah, nobody's going to buy that shit.

00:52:13.000 This Yudong guy has good movement, man.

00:52:17.000 So, but with Alex Jones, is he banned for life or does he not have a business?

00:52:22.000 I don't know.

00:52:23.000 Well, I mean, he still has his website.

00:52:24.000 He's got a big lawsuit he's got to worry about.

00:52:27.000 But they got rid of his show, it happened to all the followers and shit.

00:52:30.000 No, the only thing that happened is they pulled him off of YouTube and they pulled him off of Twitter.

00:52:35.000 And iTunes.

00:52:37.000 And he's got a major lawsuit with a law firm that doesn't Well, there's two guys that are being sued over that.

00:52:45.000 Alex Jones and a guy named Wolfgang Helbig.

00:52:50.000 He's also being sued.

00:52:52.000 That guy, his job was to prepare schools for school shootings.

00:52:58.000 So he came out and he started saying that too.

00:53:01.000 So he's breaking apart Sandy Hook.

00:53:03.000 Wait, he started saying that Sandy Hook isn't real?

00:53:05.000 Yeah, he's getting sued along with Alex Jones.

00:53:08.000 Oh my god.

00:53:10.000 But they didn't show up for, when he went to court, they never showed up, so they dropped the case.

00:53:14.000 One thing about the law...

00:53:16.000 It's kind of weird.

00:53:17.000 No, they haven't dropped the case against Alex Jones.

00:53:20.000 Why would Sandy Hook be fake?

00:53:23.000 Let's not talk about this stuff.

00:53:24.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:53:25.000 I find it fascinating.

00:53:26.000 Why in the world would it be fake, though?

00:53:28.000 I know you get right up about it.

00:53:30.000 What's the conspiracy theory?

00:53:31.000 I have zero, zero thoughts that is fake.

00:53:34.000 But I do have thoughts on why someone would try to get other people to say it's fake.

00:53:38.000 And if there's anything that's ever going to convince you that conspiracy theories are stupid...

00:53:46.000 It's making up a fake conspiracy, an easily provable fake conspiracy about a real tragedy.

00:53:53.000 That's a nice simple psychological way to discredit people.

00:53:57.000 If I thought you were a dumbass but you had a big voice, I might talk you into saying some shit.

00:54:03.000 About something that's not real and have you convinced it's real so you spout it out and you look like a moron.

00:54:07.000 Right.

00:54:08.000 And that discredits everything else you say.

00:54:10.000 That's right.

00:54:10.000 And you have to be really careful with a lot of these stories.

00:54:12.000 There's a lot of these conspiracy theories that literally start out a joke.

00:54:16.000 They start out in 4chan and a lot of these chat rooms as trolls and then before you know it it becomes a real thing.

00:54:23.000 Because it's said over and over and so on.

00:54:25.000 Yes.

00:54:25.000 It's said over and over again and then morons get a hold of it and they start trying to prove it's true.

00:54:31.000 I don't agree.

00:54:32.000 What do you mean smart?

00:54:33.000 I don't know.

00:54:34.000 You would not say he's a dumb person.

00:54:41.000 I don't know.

00:54:42.000 I don't listen to him, so I can't speak on him.

00:54:44.000 He's pretty articulate.

00:54:45.000 He's not stupid.

00:54:46.000 I'm very sad that he said that Sandy Hook isn't real.

00:54:50.000 Me too.

00:54:50.000 Can't fuck with him.

00:54:51.000 But I always enjoy being around that guy.

00:54:53.000 You would say he's an articulate, smart guy, right?

00:54:55.000 He's a fun guy, too.

00:54:56.000 Yeah.

00:54:56.000 So, I'm just saying, for him to...

00:54:58.000 It's not like you can just honeydick him like, dude, Sandy Hook.

00:55:01.000 It would have to be something, you know?

00:55:02.000 He loves conspiracies, man.

00:55:04.000 He really does.

00:55:06.000 And this is the problem with someone who hunts out conspiracies.

00:55:10.000 You're going to love them.

00:55:12.000 You're going to look for them.

00:55:13.000 It's like numerology in the Bible.

00:55:16.000 You can find any pattern.

00:55:17.000 This is the problem is when you have a vested interest in them being real.

00:55:21.000 When it's your business.

00:55:22.000 Because there are a lot of them that are real.

00:55:25.000 So the problem is if you have a vested interest in them being real and you exclude information that would point to them not being real.

00:55:32.000 And you use confirmation bias, and you fuck up, and then you try to convince other people that you're correct.

00:55:38.000 This is something that people will fall into when it comes to conspiracy theories.

00:55:41.000 Eddie, I'd love to hear you.

00:55:42.000 You're super quiet about all this.

00:55:44.000 But if you're a conspiracy theory, which ones have been proven correct?

00:55:48.000 Not that many, right?

00:55:49.000 There's plenty.

00:55:50.000 Sure.

00:55:51.000 There's big ones, like Enron.

00:55:53.000 You know, there's big ones.

00:55:54.000 There's big ones.

00:55:55.000 You know, there's many documentaries and books that have been written on the Enron conspiracy.

00:55:59.000 These guys got together and they figured out how to make a kajillion dollars and fuck people over.

00:56:04.000 And it was breaking the law.

00:56:07.000 And they knew it was breaking the law.

00:56:09.000 They conspired to do it.

00:56:10.000 And bought homes in fullness.

00:56:11.000 They couldn't take them.

00:56:13.000 There's wise people to think the 2008 housing crisis, that that was all on purpose.

00:56:18.000 These guys built this bubble up and sank it.

00:56:20.000 Is any of that proven, though?

00:56:21.000 It's not proven.

00:56:23.000 It's not proven.

00:56:23.000 The housing bubble, there have been great books written on the housing bubble.

00:56:26.000 Michael Lewis' book, The Big Short, is a good book on it.

00:56:29.000 Good movie, too.

00:56:29.000 A couple other books, yeah.

00:56:30.000 But there's been a lot of research on that.

00:56:32.000 Too many bankers involved.

00:56:33.000 Eddie, is there any proven ones?

00:56:34.000 You're so polite, journal.

00:56:35.000 It all depends on how much circumstantial evidence makes you throw up some red flags.

00:56:47.000 Like, some people, they just don't see the red flags.

00:56:49.000 And some people, their red flags go up right away.

00:56:51.000 So it all depends.

00:56:52.000 Like, when you say, is there any proof?

00:56:54.000 Well, you don't need...

00:57:00.000 At a certain point, when you have circumstantial evidence, at a certain point...

00:57:06.000 It adds up.

00:57:09.000 JFK's pretty suspect.

00:57:11.000 JFK's suspect as fuck.

00:57:13.000 Look, JFK's a perfect example, right?

00:57:16.000 There's no actual proof of the conspiracy that there was multiple shooters or the CIA and the mob.

00:57:24.000 There's no actual proof, but there's a lot of circumstantial evidence.

00:57:28.000 So it all depends on how much circumstantial evidence do you need for any particular conspiracy theory where you go, oh shit, there's enough circumstantial evidence.

00:57:38.000 Like if there was a murder, right, and you were being accused and only one person said, you know, I saw Brendan like four blocks away from the restaurant where his friend was killed.

00:57:47.000 If just that one person saw you, that's one piece of circumstantial evidence.

00:57:51.000 That's not enough to convict you.

00:57:52.000 But if a hundred people said they saw you two blocks away in the parking lot, none of it alone, none of it standing alone will put you in jail.

00:58:00.000 But at a certain point, enough circumstantial evidence will put dudes in jail.

00:58:05.000 Or if enough people tell the same story about you, like with Cosby.

00:58:08.000 It was the same story over and over.

00:58:10.000 It's like, not all these women can't be...

00:58:12.000 They're all telling the exact same story about the same MOU guy.

00:58:14.000 Michael Jackson, too.

00:58:15.000 Well, not only that, Cosby had gone to court and had a lawsuit sealed and paid her woman off.

00:58:20.000 That's right.

00:58:20.000 It had already been...

00:58:21.000 Yeah, he did a deposition.

00:58:23.000 Yeah, so this was a part of the whole thing, was that he had to come out and, you know, they had to defend that in his most recent trial.

00:58:30.000 Bill Clinton, too.

00:58:30.000 I just got done watching those Monica Lewinsky tapes.

00:58:33.000 Bill Clinton was a freak.

00:58:35.000 Oh yeah.

00:58:35.000 Dude.

00:58:36.000 The other problem with someone like Alex Jones who makes a lot of money off his conspiracies and things is that once he says something, I know a pretty good friend of his, Alex, and the problem is once you say something and you have that big of a following,

00:58:51.000 right?

00:58:52.000 So let's just say you float out of conspiracy, but then you look at evidence and you start to realize, maybe I overstepped my balance.

00:58:56.000 We all say things we wish we hadn't, or we all say things, but now you've got a whole movement behind what you said.

00:59:02.000 Now to try to pull back would turn, No matter how outlandish it is.

00:59:24.000 He's also an entertainer.

00:59:25.000 It's also this rush to say you know something when you don't know it.

00:59:30.000 I do it all the time.

00:59:30.000 There's a rush to say.

00:59:31.000 There's a rush to say, we absolutely know this happened.

00:59:35.000 We absolutely know that happened.

00:59:37.000 But he's getting it from somewhere, right?

00:59:39.000 It's good entertainment.

00:59:39.000 There's something to it.

00:59:40.000 Alex is getting it from somewhere.

00:59:41.000 He has his sources, for sure.

00:59:42.000 He's probably got multiple sources.

00:59:45.000 Information on these tragic events or something like that.

00:59:48.000 Or you don't think so, B? I'm just looking at you, Brandon.

00:59:50.000 Listen, I think he has some people to tell him.

00:59:53.000 Fucking troublemaker.

00:59:53.000 No.

00:59:53.000 No, I'm not.

00:59:54.000 Don't take the bait.

00:59:55.000 You know what?

00:59:55.000 Eddie, he's floating a fucking huge worm out there for you.

00:59:58.000 Hey, listen.

00:59:59.000 Eddie, stay away from the worm.

01:00:01.000 I strategically come on this show and try not to talk about conspiracy theories, but I always get sucked back into them.

01:00:10.000 I always get sucked back.

01:00:11.000 He's throwing that worm!

01:00:14.000 Look, they're legit questions.

01:00:16.000 I don't know shit about conspiracies.

01:00:18.000 You're asking super crazy legit questions.

01:00:20.000 You're asking questions that someone with one eye open has.

01:00:26.000 Don't take the fucking worm, Eddie!

01:00:28.000 You're kind of like...

01:00:32.000 Hey, I didn't bring up conspiracy theories.

01:00:34.000 I'm not bringing up conspiracy theories.

01:00:35.000 Let's talk about titties.

01:00:40.000 Say no more, man.

01:00:41.000 You know what?

01:00:42.000 I was biting my tongue just like...

01:00:45.000 But I'm not asking you to go down the crazy, you know, and tell the conspiracy theories.

01:00:48.000 I'm just saying, how do you get there?

01:00:49.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:00:50.000 You can't help yourself.

01:00:51.000 But he has his black belt in conspiracy theories.

01:00:54.000 Brian, you know, he just never...

01:00:56.000 Brian didn't say that there are no black belts in conspiracy theories.

01:00:59.000 Alex Jones says, hold my bear.

01:01:04.000 That was quick.

01:01:06.000 You know what?

01:01:07.000 Not the cucks gone.

01:01:08.000 Where were we?

01:01:10.000 What is this?

01:01:10.000 Rafael Dos Anjos, Kamaru Usman.

01:01:12.000 Ooh, I love this.

01:01:13.000 Ooh, that's a good fight.

01:01:14.000 I love this.

01:01:15.000 Usman's been gone for a hot second, right?

01:01:16.000 It was his last one, Damian Maia?

01:01:18.000 I believe so.

01:01:20.000 And that was a bad one, man.

01:01:21.000 I did not like the way they pulled him off of Maia's back.

01:01:24.000 That made me angry.

01:01:25.000 Yeah, Maia had that.

01:01:26.000 He was standing up, had one lap wrapped around.

01:01:28.000 The referee separated them, and I was like, what are you doing?

01:01:32.000 Do you know how hard it is for him to get to that position?

01:01:35.000 Oh, and he's the best grappler on the fucking planet.

01:01:38.000 What are you doing?

01:01:38.000 He's in a really good spot.

01:01:39.000 He's in a really good spot.

01:01:40.000 They're both pretty dry.

01:01:42.000 Trying to drain his energy?

01:01:43.000 Yeah.

01:01:44.000 It's some bullshit.

01:01:45.000 It's bullshit.

01:01:45.000 Poor Damian Maia.

01:01:46.000 Well, it's fucked up, man.

01:01:47.000 It's like, that is fighting.

01:01:49.000 Okay?

01:01:49.000 He's fighting right now.

01:01:50.000 Just because it's not exciting enough.

01:01:52.000 Give me blood!

01:01:54.000 Give me blood!

01:01:55.000 Show me blood!

01:01:56.000 No, they're fighting, you fuck.

01:01:58.000 This is what they're doing.

01:01:59.000 People that freak out about it.

01:02:02.000 Just because it's so exciting when it's good, they want it to be exciting all the time.

01:02:07.000 But it can't be.

01:02:08.000 There's going to be fights where, to fight correctly, they have to fight in a way that's not as entertaining.

01:02:14.000 It's not as entertaining.

01:02:15.000 But it's the right way to fight.

01:02:17.000 But you can't not fight the right way.

01:02:21.000 Exactly.

01:02:22.000 You can't not fight the right way just because it's more interesting for people that don't understand what's happening.

01:02:28.000 No, you become a 500 fighter.

01:02:29.000 You win one, lose one, win one, punishment.

01:02:32.000 You should take...

01:02:33.000 It's just not the way to fight.

01:02:35.000 You never get the belt, ever.

01:02:36.000 Ever.

01:02:37.000 Or if you do, you don't keep it.

01:02:38.000 It's very rare.

01:02:39.000 Usman's a beast, man.

01:02:41.000 Super, super strong guy.

01:02:43.000 Whether it's striking, he's wrestling.

01:02:45.000 Is he fighting today?

01:02:46.000 No, I wish.

01:02:47.000 No, he's fighting Dos Anjos, though.

01:02:49.000 That's a great fight.

01:02:50.000 It's heavy, man.

01:02:51.000 That's a heavy fight.

01:02:52.000 Dos Anjos went to 70 and just became a fucking beef.

01:02:55.000 Yeah, but he didn't look that good against our boy Colby Covington.

01:03:00.000 No, Colby put on that pressure, that crazy pace.

01:03:04.000 Colby beat his ass.

01:03:05.000 But now they announce Colby Woodley.

01:03:08.000 Of course.

01:03:08.000 You have to have that.

01:03:10.000 That's the fight.

01:03:11.000 I know Woodley doesn't want to have it because he's probably angry at the dude.

01:03:14.000 Dude, I wish I would have done Colby, Ben Askren.

01:03:17.000 You're going to see angry Tyron Woodley versus Colby Covington.

01:03:20.000 That's going to be very interesting.

01:03:21.000 Angry, I want to fuck you up, Tyron Woodley.

01:03:24.000 Woodley's a nightmare.

01:03:26.000 Nightmare.

01:03:27.000 Dude, think about the fucking guys he's fought recently, whether it's Darren Till or Thompson.

01:03:32.000 Both guys known to be really high-level strikers.

01:03:36.000 He dropped both those guys.

01:03:38.000 They didn't hit him.

01:03:40.000 Damien Maia, perfect game plan.

01:03:42.000 Thompson tagged him a few times.

01:03:44.000 He hit him with some decent shots, but not the way Tyron hit him.

01:03:48.000 Tyron fucked him up in both fights.

01:03:50.000 He dropped Thompson in both fights, and then Darren Till, he knocked out.

01:03:53.000 Well, he dropped him and then he choked him out.

01:03:55.000 Fucking rocked him, yeah.

01:03:56.000 Yeah, he dropped him and then he darced him, remember?

01:03:58.000 Yes.

01:03:59.000 Oh, that's right.

01:04:00.000 And he didn't even know what was coming.

01:04:01.000 It was so weird.

01:04:03.000 He probably had been rattled by all those punches and elbows and shit on the ground, too.

01:04:08.000 And he got dropped by a super clean punch.

01:04:12.000 Beautiful counter, right?

01:04:13.000 Do you know there's a fight for nine weeks in a row?

01:04:16.000 Which I'm not mad at at all.

01:04:17.000 Look at this weird...

01:04:18.000 TBD, TBD. Oh, no, because the heavyweights.

01:04:22.000 The tough heavyweight final.

01:04:23.000 I've been watching tough heavyweights.

01:04:25.000 It's actually not bad.

01:04:26.000 And a tough woman's featherweight final.

01:04:28.000 This is the last tough...

01:04:31.000 Is tough over?

01:04:32.000 No.

01:04:32.000 Apparently it does really well.

01:04:34.000 Wait a minute.

01:04:35.000 For a second there, they were thinking it was the last season, right?

01:04:38.000 Well, when you say really well, Dana said it makes money.

01:04:40.000 Dana says it does really well.

01:04:42.000 No one's watching it.

01:04:42.000 I don't know if that's true.

01:04:44.000 How dare you tell me.

01:04:45.000 Because of those, it's hard to tell when someone just watches something in the moment, right?

01:04:50.000 Like when they have ratings.

01:04:52.000 Because almost everybody DVR shit now.

01:04:54.000 Especially when you talk about cable shows.

01:04:56.000 This is a fact.

01:04:56.000 When they're talking about the numbers that they get, that shit is voodoo.

01:05:00.000 Alright, if you get a number, like say if you put up a YouTube video and it gets a million hits, that's a million hits.

01:05:06.000 We know for a fact it's a million.

01:05:07.000 That's a fact.

01:05:07.000 That's a million hits.

01:05:08.000 We don't know how many people it is, because some people will watch it five or six times, but that's still a million.

01:05:13.000 When they're doing like Nielsen ratings, shit, that's voodoo.

01:05:17.000 Dude, low numbers, low numbers, though, son.

01:05:19.000 It's low.

01:05:20.000 Yeah, but they don't know.

01:05:21.000 They don't know what it means.

01:05:22.000 Well, now on Thrones, we know that shit is topic.

01:05:24.000 Now what they do is, because I know this from my show, now what they do is they will do Nielsen, but then They wait.

01:05:31.000 They look at, like, three days.

01:05:33.000 Do you watch it in three days?

01:05:34.000 Do you watch it in seven days?

01:05:35.000 You know, they have all these different metrics.

01:05:37.000 And is the metric still coming from them having to fill out forms?

01:05:41.000 Or is it something more...

01:05:43.000 No, it's more technologically based now.

01:05:45.000 But it's still not...

01:05:46.000 It's not, you know...

01:05:46.000 You still deal with the numbers.

01:05:49.000 You know what's weird?

01:05:49.000 Netflix doesn't tell you shit.

01:05:51.000 I find that so strange.

01:05:53.000 They don't tell you nothing.

01:05:54.000 They don't want to give you the power.

01:05:55.000 How fucked up is that?

01:05:57.000 Because if, let's say, 30 million people watch your special, like, hey man, we're just going to run it back the same thing as last year, and you're like, what?

01:06:03.000 Because you could go and renegotiate.

01:06:06.000 But they're very generous.

01:06:08.000 Yeah.

01:06:09.000 Maybe.

01:06:10.000 They're very generous.

01:06:11.000 I'm telling you, they're very generous.

01:06:12.000 No, I know they paid you well.

01:06:14.000 They pay everybody well.

01:06:15.000 When did they start allowing nudity on YouTube?

01:06:18.000 Is that new?

01:06:19.000 Is that real?

01:06:20.000 Watching porn on YouTube?

01:06:21.000 What are you watching?

01:06:22.000 Are you talking about RedTube?

01:06:23.000 You're talking about RedTube.

01:06:24.000 No, I'm talking about YouTube.

01:06:24.000 Motherfucker's watching you porn.

01:06:26.000 Type in hot naked chicks.

01:06:31.000 Really?

01:06:31.000 You're about to get a virus.

01:06:33.000 On YouTube?

01:06:34.000 On YouTube!

01:06:36.000 On YouTube!

01:06:37.000 Seriously!

01:06:38.000 No way, dude!

01:06:39.000 I'm telling you, man.

01:06:41.000 You can watch Naked Chicks on YouTube?

01:06:42.000 Hey, it's legal now.

01:06:44.000 Come on.

01:06:44.000 I don't think so, Eddie.

01:06:46.000 Where did you see us?

01:06:48.000 The other day, I'm on YouTube.

01:06:50.000 I'm like, hot naked chicks.

01:06:52.000 I wanted to see if people...

01:06:54.000 How much can you see?

01:06:55.000 Are you saying see bottomless?

01:06:56.000 I just tested it out.

01:06:57.000 I'm like, I wonder if porn is making it onto YouTube.

01:06:59.000 And I went, hot naked chicks.

01:07:01.000 And there are videos of naked girls.

01:07:03.000 I'm doing it right now.

01:07:04.000 Seriously.

01:07:05.000 Isn't that weird that we'll make a distinction between topless or bottomless?

01:07:09.000 Like, topless, yeah, it's kind of racy, but bottomless, oh God.

01:07:13.000 Yeah.

01:07:13.000 You're showing pussy.

01:07:15.000 Yeah, I'm with that.

01:07:15.000 What are you doing?

01:07:16.000 Is everybody here going to the Tyson Fury fight?

01:07:18.000 Yeah.

01:07:19.000 I gotta work.

01:07:20.000 I'm not...

01:07:20.000 Is that the one in December 1st?

01:07:22.000 In the Staples Center.

01:07:23.000 Yeah, Staples Center.

01:07:24.000 Next Saturday.

01:07:25.000 Tyson Fury fucking Wilder.

01:07:26.000 I'm gonna watch that from the comfort of my own home, sir.

01:07:28.000 That's the way to go in life.

01:07:29.000 Like this.

01:07:29.000 Feet up.

01:07:31.000 Feed up, perhaps cocktail.

01:07:33.000 This is how I'm going to watch it.

01:07:34.000 And then if I have to poop, I'm going to pause it.

01:07:37.000 What?

01:07:37.000 Yeah, and I'm not going to look at my phone.

01:07:39.000 So I'm not going to have any idea what happened.

01:07:41.000 Let's do it at Joe's house.

01:07:43.000 Dude, I'm working.

01:07:44.000 I'm in New York.

01:07:45.000 Are you going?

01:07:46.000 You can come over to my house, Brian.

01:07:46.000 Can you get me tickets?

01:07:47.000 I can get you tickets, I'm sure.

01:07:49.000 Do you really want to go there in person?

01:07:51.000 Brian needs tickets.

01:07:52.000 I need two tickets.

01:07:52.000 You really want to go there in person?

01:07:53.000 Maybe, I don't know.

01:07:55.000 It seems like a lot of people.

01:07:56.000 I'd rather watch it on a huge TV action.

01:07:59.000 Yes, that's what I'm saying.

01:08:00.000 That's all I like to do.

01:08:01.000 You know what YouTube's doing that's awesome now?

01:08:03.000 What?

01:08:04.000 Anytime you punch in, like if you punch in Moonhoax, like if you want to watch a conspiracy theory video on the Moonhoax, they're going to put a link right on, right under it, boom, that takes you to the Wikipedia of the Apollo landings.

01:08:18.000 Oh, that's cool.

01:08:19.000 Yeah.

01:08:20.000 Dude, you know what?

01:08:22.000 They're basically debunking the conspiracy theory video right there for you.

01:08:28.000 I'm watching Hot Naked Chicks on YouTube.

01:08:29.000 Let's see if it happens.

01:08:31.000 What do you got?

01:08:34.000 Okay, it's just a photo shoot.

01:08:36.000 Fast forward a little bit.

01:08:37.000 Yeah, dude.

01:08:38.000 Uh-oh.

01:08:39.000 Look at that.

01:08:40.000 Did you see that?

01:08:40.000 What's that?

01:08:41.000 Damn it.

01:08:41.000 Did you see that?

01:08:42.000 You ain't jacking off to YouTube.

01:08:43.000 Right?

01:08:43.000 Look at that.

01:08:44.000 What the hell?

01:08:44.000 Well, she's got a bra now, but wait.

01:08:47.000 I saw tits.

01:08:48.000 Just some big ass titties.

01:08:49.000 Hold on.

01:08:49.000 Come on, bro.

01:08:50.000 Look at that.

01:08:51.000 Oh!

01:08:52.000 Damn, look at those houses.

01:08:54.000 What the hell?

01:08:54.000 If men can take their shirts off, why can't women?

01:08:57.000 I guess they can, dude.

01:08:58.000 You won't see genitalia, though.

01:09:01.000 No, you will.

01:09:02.000 In San Francisco.

01:09:03.000 You will?

01:09:03.000 You will.

01:09:03.000 And he says, just wait a time.

01:09:05.000 Do you know what the rule is in San Francisco?

01:09:07.000 You can walk around.

01:09:08.000 What?

01:09:08.000 Look at that.

01:09:10.000 You guys didn't know this?

01:09:11.000 No, bro.

01:09:12.000 Wait a minute.

01:09:13.000 You can see naked vaginas.

01:09:15.000 Yeah, look.

01:09:16.000 Get your bush out of my face, bro.

01:09:17.000 You know in San Francisco you can walk around naked, but you know what the rule is?

01:09:20.000 If you're a man?

01:09:21.000 Can't touch people.

01:09:21.000 Can't get hard.

01:09:22.000 Yeah, can't get hard.

01:09:24.000 Dude, what if the breeze kicks up?

01:09:25.000 Hey, bro.

01:09:26.000 Tough shit.

01:09:26.000 That's intense or something.

01:09:28.000 You can be naked, just don't have a hard on.

01:09:29.000 Dude, what is this?

01:09:31.000 This is crazy.

01:09:32.000 This is weird.

01:09:32.000 Eddie, how'd you find out about this?

01:09:33.000 Dude, I just punched in the other day.

01:09:36.000 You just did it yourself?

01:09:36.000 Just going, hmm, let me see what happens.

01:09:38.000 Really?

01:09:38.000 I was just checking.

01:09:39.000 What'd you do then?

01:09:39.000 I was just checking it.

01:09:40.000 Because he's...

01:09:42.000 Now I'm doing it.

01:09:43.000 He's a scientist, bro.

01:09:45.000 Wow.

01:09:46.000 I'm doing research, bro.

01:09:48.000 Research, bro.

01:09:49.000 Now what am I doing?

01:09:50.000 That is crazy.

01:09:51.000 Right?

01:09:52.000 Isn't that crazy?

01:09:53.000 No idea.

01:09:53.000 And how about them putting the debunker videos on conspiracy?

01:09:57.000 Like, if you put a punch in Moonhoax right now, right under the video.

01:10:03.000 Wow.

01:10:04.000 But if I type in Moon Landing, does it send me some hoax, too?

01:10:09.000 No, no, it doesn't do that.

01:10:11.000 No, no, no, no.

01:10:11.000 That would be even.

01:10:13.000 Look at Alistair Overeem.

01:10:15.000 Uh-oh.

01:10:15.000 You know, he changed camps.

01:10:17.000 Team Elevation, right?

01:10:17.000 Yeah, he's Elevation in Denver, Colorado.

01:10:19.000 Christian Allen, Cody Donovan.

01:10:20.000 He looks good.

01:10:22.000 Like, the way he looks physically there, he looks good.

01:10:24.000 He does look good.

01:10:26.000 A lot of heavy wrestling there.

01:10:28.000 It's so funny.

01:10:29.000 Even though he looks great, like you look at him right now, you go, damn, he looks great.

01:10:33.000 The problem with him is you always judge him against what he looked like when he came and he fought Brock.

01:10:38.000 Oh, dude.

01:10:38.000 When he was Uber-eam, when he was the K-1 Grand Prix champion.

01:10:42.000 Uber-eam, the best.

01:10:43.000 Dude, when he was Uber-eam, he was a special thing.

01:10:45.000 Like, he was a special thing.

01:10:47.000 No one wanted to fight him.

01:10:48.000 No!

01:10:49.000 Cain beat that guy.

01:10:51.000 Yes.

01:10:52.000 Cain beat the Uber-eam.

01:10:55.000 Am I going crazy right now?

01:10:56.000 Kane?

01:10:57.000 Kane beat him.

01:10:58.000 Did Uber Eam ever fight Bata Hari?

01:10:59.000 Am I going fucking nuts?

01:11:00.000 Or am I thinking of Brock Lesnar?

01:11:01.000 You're thinking of Brock Lesnar?

01:11:03.000 Brock Lesnar beat the shit out of him.

01:11:05.000 Kane didn't fight Uber Eam ever.

01:11:07.000 No, he didn't.

01:11:07.000 He beat Brock.

01:11:09.000 Yeah.

01:11:09.000 I'm thinking of Brock.

01:11:10.000 Dude, he smashed Brock.

01:11:11.000 Did he ever fight Bata Hari?

01:11:13.000 Yes.

01:11:13.000 He did?

01:11:14.000 He knocked Badr Hari out with a left hook and Badr Hari stopped him in the rematch.

01:11:17.000 Badr Hari, yes.

01:11:18.000 Badr Hari stopped him.

01:11:19.000 Yeah, Badr Hari stopped him in the rematch in the first fight with Badr Hari.

01:11:23.000 I think the story was that Badr Hari was not training very much.

01:11:26.000 Has he retired?

01:11:27.000 Badr?

01:11:27.000 No.

01:11:28.000 No, he just fought recently.

01:11:29.000 He fought Rego Berhubin and broke his arm.

01:11:33.000 He's not trying to do MMA though, right?

01:11:35.000 Did he go to jail?

01:11:35.000 He fought one MMA fight, I believe, Badr Hari did.

01:11:37.000 He needs some anger management.

01:11:38.000 Yeah.

01:11:39.000 Why'd he go to jail?

01:11:40.000 For fucking beating the shit out of people?

01:11:43.000 Putting them hands on motherfuckers.

01:11:45.000 Damn.

01:11:45.000 Badr Hari's so scary.

01:11:47.000 He's a mean dude.

01:11:48.000 He's a knockout artist, too.

01:11:50.000 He's a knockout.

01:11:51.000 Horrible temper.

01:11:52.000 Yeah.

01:11:52.000 Horrible temper.

01:11:53.000 Yeah.

01:11:53.000 But it pays off in fighting.

01:11:56.000 He's got some amazing fights on his highlight reel.

01:11:59.000 Dude, how about your first fight in the UFC, this Russian dude?

01:12:02.000 Obviously he's a champ in this Russian organization.

01:12:04.000 And they're like, hey, you gotta call the UFC. Cool, who am I fighting?

01:12:07.000 Alistair Overeem.

01:12:08.000 Like, God damn.

01:12:09.000 Can I ask you a question?

01:12:10.000 Can I get a warm-up?

01:12:11.000 How many times has he been knocked out?

01:12:13.000 150. For real?

01:12:14.000 Like, this is getting really bad.

01:12:16.000 It is and it isn't.

01:12:17.000 Because he wins and, you know, he's at heavyweight.

01:12:21.000 That guy used to fight.

01:12:22.000 But we just accept the fact...

01:12:24.000 That's that Polish guy, right?

01:12:24.000 Is that Krzysztof Soszynski?

01:12:26.000 No, it's John Sharp.

01:12:27.000 Oh, okay, sorry.

01:12:28.000 He looks like him, though.

01:12:29.000 That's Jeff Munson.

01:12:30.000 Shazinski, he had fucking tattoos everywhere, still does.

01:12:34.000 That guy's white as shit.

01:12:35.000 He's a white guy.

01:12:36.000 He's Russian, bro.

01:12:37.000 Man, he's white.

01:12:38.000 White that blends with snow.

01:12:40.000 So when you're looking at Overeem, even though he does look great, you compare his looking great to what he looked like when he was Ubering.

01:12:46.000 Dude, he looks fucking good, though.

01:12:47.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:47.000 He looks great.

01:12:48.000 A version of Ubering?

01:12:49.000 Yeah.

01:12:49.000 Yeah, but if he like...

01:12:50.000 No, he used to be a fucking 911 GTS 3RS, and now he's just a regular 911. Yeah, that's a good way of putting it.

01:12:58.000 It's still cool, but...

01:12:59.000 Now he's like a Carrera.

01:13:01.000 Yeah.

01:13:01.000 Targa.

01:13:02.000 How old is he now?

01:13:04.000 He's getting up there.

01:13:05.000 He's 38?

01:13:06.000 Yeah, he's getting up there.

01:13:08.000 God, he's been...

01:13:09.000 And he's been fighting forever.

01:13:10.000 Yeah.

01:13:10.000 Most skilled heavyweight striking in the UFC ever.

01:13:14.000 Still?

01:13:15.000 Fuck yeah.

01:13:16.000 He's highly skilled, dude.

01:13:17.000 Highly skilled.

01:13:18.000 K1 champ?

01:13:19.000 That's what Cowboy Cerrone said.

01:13:22.000 Sparring with him is such a joy because he's so technical.

01:13:24.000 Yeah, you can tell.

01:13:25.000 He's so good.

01:13:26.000 Oh, shit.

01:13:27.000 Watch out for that.

01:13:28.000 I mean, he's won more than a share.

01:13:30.000 He's lost a bunch, too.

01:13:31.000 But he's one of the best strikers to ever fight in MMA. Ever, man.

01:13:35.000 I'm going with Pavlovich on this fight.

01:13:37.000 I'm taking my over-ring.

01:13:38.000 Damn, he's already hurt.

01:13:40.000 Yeah, he's gonna...

01:13:40.000 I'm impressed with this strike.

01:13:42.000 What do you think?

01:13:42.000 You think he's hurt?

01:13:44.000 Did that kind of ring his bell?

01:13:45.000 No.

01:13:45.000 No, I mean, he got hit, but when he's hurt, you know it.

01:13:48.000 It doesn't take much with the over-ring because he's been hit so many times.

01:13:50.000 He's been put out so many times.

01:13:52.000 He's still taking it pretty good, though.

01:13:54.000 He's such a technician, man.

01:13:55.000 He got clipped there.

01:13:56.000 He just doesn't take shots as well as he did when he was uber-ringing, too, because of the size of his neck.

01:14:03.000 His neck and his traps.

01:14:05.000 He used to have these built-in shock absorbers all around his head.

01:14:08.000 Yeah, isn't Glassjaw Syndrome real, though?

01:14:10.000 Where your body shuts down?

01:14:12.000 Oh, yeah.

01:14:12.000 It's your brain from so much trauma.

01:14:15.000 Oh, nasty knee to the body.

01:14:17.000 No, we're not doing this anymore.

01:14:19.000 It's really not your nasty knee to the body.

01:14:21.000 It's your brain, not your chin.

01:14:22.000 Alistair's got some fucking knees, man.

01:14:24.000 Damn.

01:14:26.000 Definitely the best knees in the heavyweight division.

01:14:28.000 He shadowed a dude's skull.

01:14:30.000 You hear about that guy that got knocked out?

01:14:32.000 I don't know how he got knocked out, but it was on the news that he had a severe concussion.

01:14:39.000 Maybe he was in a coma.

01:14:42.000 And he wakes up, and he's super smart.

01:14:44.000 He knows all this...

01:14:46.000 Like he's a genius now.

01:14:47.000 That's the guy who got struck by lightning that Oliver Sacks studied.

01:14:52.000 You guys are thinking of a John Travolta movie.

01:14:54.000 No, Oliver Sacks studied a guy.

01:14:57.000 The guy who got struck by lightning who became obsessed with piano and became a concert pianist.

01:15:02.000 Really?

01:15:03.000 No, it's a true story.

01:15:04.000 Oliver Sacks studied it.

01:15:05.000 But there's also someone who got fucked either lightning or had a horrible concussion and woke up just fluent in Chinese.

01:15:11.000 Oh, shit.

01:15:12.000 Okay, so it happens.

01:15:13.000 Yeah, that shit happens.

01:15:14.000 Yeah, but it's one of those things where you hear about it and you go, wait a minute, wait a minute.

01:15:17.000 Never met him, though.

01:15:18.000 I mean, read this story.

01:15:19.000 You think it's bullshit?

01:15:20.000 You think those stories are bullshit?

01:15:21.000 I think there's some people that definitely get struck by lightning and then all of a sudden they're good at math.

01:15:26.000 What if it's true?

01:15:26.000 What if we find out?

01:15:27.000 But they can't speak Chinese.

01:15:29.000 What if we find out?

01:15:32.000 It turns out that the more you get knocked out, the smarter you get.

01:15:36.000 That's what happened to me.

01:15:37.000 How could you?

01:15:38.000 How cool would kickboxing training be, right?

01:15:41.000 How cool would kickboxing training be, right?

01:15:43.000 You go and knock 10 people out.

01:15:46.000 People would just rather be stupid.

01:15:48.000 But then you'd get to knock people out on a daily basis.

01:15:50.000 Ground and pound.

01:15:52.000 The thing about it, he's been working with Curtis Blade, so I'm assuming he's been working this a shitload.

01:15:56.000 What I think is really cool is when a mathematician works on a crazy math problem his whole life, it bears no relevance to the physical world, then 100 years later, they're using it to put a rover on Mars or something.

01:16:08.000 It has relevance 100 years later.

01:16:11.000 Overeem on top.

01:16:13.000 Nasty ground and pound, man.

01:16:15.000 Dude, that just hit me.

01:16:17.000 I'm a little high.

01:16:18.000 Do you remember when...

01:16:19.000 Do you remember when?

01:16:20.000 Of course we don't.

01:16:21.000 Did you see that fucking missionary, the Christian missionary?

01:16:24.000 Yeah.

01:16:24.000 Went to that island in India.

01:16:26.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:26.000 It's still a Satan island.

01:16:27.000 He's like, no, I'm going to give the word of Jesus.

01:16:29.000 I love you and Jesus loves you too.

01:16:31.000 And they're like, huh?

01:16:32.000 And then killed him instantly.

01:16:34.000 I think he got shot through the Bible.

01:16:35.000 What a Satan island?

01:16:36.000 Is that what you said?

01:16:37.000 Something like...

01:16:38.000 Sentinel.

01:16:38.000 North Sentinel Island.

01:16:40.000 North Sentinel Island.

01:16:41.000 They left Africa 60,000 years ago.

01:16:44.000 And they would live on this island.

01:16:46.000 And what's interesting is this guy...

01:16:47.000 I tweeted it on my page.

01:16:49.000 There's a guy...

01:16:50.000 Oh, Overeem finished him off.

01:16:51.000 Oh, this fight's over.

01:16:52.000 Powerful over.

01:16:53.000 Fuck yeah.

01:16:54.000 Shout out to Overeem.

01:16:54.000 Fight's over.

01:16:55.000 Powerful over him.

01:16:56.000 I always root for Overeem now.

01:16:57.000 Look at the back on that motherfucker.

01:16:59.000 Still doing it, man.

01:17:00.000 38. Still doing it.

01:17:02.000 Right there, too.

01:17:02.000 One more win and he's a title shot.

01:17:04.000 He's always that guy.

01:17:05.000 Well, he's definitely in the hunt for it.

01:17:08.000 I mean, look, when he fought Stipe, remember when he hurt Stipe?

01:17:10.000 Yeah.

01:17:11.000 It's just as possible that he could have stopped.

01:17:13.000 Then he tapped him, remember?

01:17:15.000 And they're like, Joe, let's bring that up.

01:17:17.000 Well, maybe not there.

01:17:19.000 Well, that was when I decided not to interview people that have been KO'd.

01:17:22.000 It's not fair.

01:17:23.000 They have a false memory.

01:17:25.000 He just got knocked out by Stipe Miocic.

01:17:28.000 Dude, I wouldn't mind seeing him versus Francis again.

01:17:31.000 Are you crazy, son?

01:17:34.000 I don't want to see that again.

01:17:36.000 I don't want to see anybody get hit like that again.

01:17:38.000 If I go through the rest of my days...

01:17:40.000 What were we talking about?

01:17:41.000 The Satan guy?

01:17:42.000 Or the...

01:17:42.000 Satan Island.

01:17:43.000 Oh, Sentinel.

01:17:44.000 He's doing God's work?

01:17:45.000 So, here's what's crazy.

01:17:46.000 They used to be sort of uncontacted, but they got contacted in the 1800s by this guy.

01:17:53.000 Now this is a guy on Twitter posted this amazing review of all this stuff.

01:17:59.000 His name is Respectable Law on Twitter.

01:18:05.000 So he posted this really long, detailed history of what happened to these people on a guy named Maurice Vidal Portman.

01:18:15.000 And this guy apparently stayed on the island for a long time and people got sick because of these people being there.

01:18:23.000 They don't have any virus.

01:18:24.000 They have no immunity.

01:18:27.000 But he measured their dick sizes, and he measured their ball sizes.

01:18:31.000 He made them pose in all these weird ways.

01:18:33.000 It's really freaky shit, but really, really interesting.

01:18:38.000 He's measuring the children and stuff.

01:18:40.000 He treated them like moths and stuff, but talked about them in really weird sexual terms.

01:18:46.000 And this guy...

01:18:48.000 It was such a bad experience for those people.

01:18:51.000 They thought they were the devil.

01:18:52.000 It was like 100 years ago.

01:18:54.000 So when people go back now, they immediately kill them.

01:18:58.000 So because of this one dickwad that landed there 100 years ago, they think of white people as evil.

01:19:03.000 So these two fishermen fell asleep.

01:19:06.000 I want to say it was like 2006. They fell asleep and their boat drifted onto the island.

01:19:10.000 They woke up.

01:19:11.000 They just fucking hatched them and arrowed them and killed them on the beach.

01:19:14.000 They don't fuck around anymore.

01:19:16.000 Bad luck.

01:19:16.000 Because of this one asshole.

01:19:17.000 If you think about it, it's really smart in a fucked up way because if they come into contact with one of us, their entire population could be wiped out because they don't have immunity.

01:19:27.000 But they're Satanists, right?

01:19:28.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:19:30.000 Are you sure?

01:19:31.000 Because that's why homeboy went there.

01:19:32.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:19:34.000 He just went there to convert them.

01:19:35.000 I heard this from Good Morning America.

01:19:37.000 No, no, no.

01:19:37.000 No, not Satanist.

01:19:38.000 Good Morning America said this.

01:19:39.000 North Sentinel Island.

01:19:40.000 Dude, I'm pretty sure the last full Satanist island.

01:19:44.000 Here's the deal, Brendan.

01:19:45.000 They don't even know.

01:19:46.000 Satan is a Western concept, sir.

01:19:49.000 They have no idea.

01:19:50.000 They just hate white people.

01:19:51.000 Oh, Wu Jing is there.

01:19:53.000 What?

01:19:53.000 They don't like foreign people.

01:19:54.000 Who's Wu Jing?

01:19:55.000 I don't know.

01:19:55.000 He's a fire actor.

01:19:57.000 He has his name up there.

01:19:58.000 They just say white people because that one dude came and fucked everything up.

01:20:01.000 And they're like, you see a white person, kill them.

01:20:03.000 We don't even know their language.

01:20:05.000 So to say they're Satanists is crazy.

01:20:07.000 It's like saying that you understand what they're saying.

01:20:10.000 That's the rumor, bro.

01:20:10.000 That's the rumor.

01:20:11.000 How big is the island?

01:20:12.000 How big is that island?

01:20:13.000 Maybe they have a translator.

01:20:14.000 Size of Manhattan.

01:20:15.000 Really?

01:20:16.000 No, they don't have a translator, Eddie.

01:20:17.000 They don't even have any contact at all at the outside world.

01:20:19.000 That guy was there.

01:20:21.000 It's illegal to go there.

01:20:22.000 No, that guy got killed.

01:20:24.000 And he paid illegally to go there.

01:20:25.000 It's illegal to go to that island.

01:20:27.000 The fishermen got arrested.

01:20:28.000 So there was a cargo ship that ran aground there many years ago.

01:20:32.000 See, there was in 1981. And the crew radioed for assistance.

01:20:38.000 And then they got 50 men with bows and arrows were showing up to try to get to the boat.

01:20:43.000 And they helicoptered them away.

01:20:45.000 The boat is still there.

01:20:47.000 So this is a crazy ass place, man.

01:20:49.000 It sounds like an awesome movie.

01:20:50.000 I know.

01:20:51.000 And then from that boat, they started getting metal tools.

01:20:55.000 Because they didn't have metal before that.

01:20:57.000 So until the 19...

01:20:59.000 What is it?

01:20:59.000 1980?

01:21:00.000 It was 81, I think.

01:21:01.000 Yeah.

01:21:01.000 So now these...

01:21:03.000 These people took pieces of metal and cold forged them into weapons and shit.

01:21:08.000 Like, pounded them down with rocks and created knives and stuff.

01:21:13.000 Damn.

01:21:13.000 They're so old school.

01:21:15.000 They're essentially living the same way people lived 60,000 years ago.

01:21:19.000 They've been on this isolated island ever since then.

01:21:23.000 We should just fly over and drop a ton of iPhones everywhere.

01:21:26.000 The problem is, they don't know how many of them there are anymore, but they know their populations are declining.

01:21:32.000 So at one point in time, there was 150 plus documented, and now they think it might be as low as 39. Because of disease and stuff, they don't have any fucking medicine.

01:21:42.000 They're probably bored of each other to stop fucking, you know, trying to get fish.

01:21:46.000 You don't have time to raise a kid.

01:21:47.000 Which one are you talking about?

01:21:48.000 The Sentinelese?

01:21:49.000 Yeah.

01:21:49.000 Their populations are drastically dropping.

01:21:52.000 There's no genetic diversity either.

01:21:56.000 I'm sure.

01:21:57.000 Yeah, I mean, with 39 folks, 39 folks is a small number.

01:22:01.000 Yeah, if they're really down to that few.

01:22:03.000 And, you know, they're real, real aggressive when anybody comes anywhere near them.

01:22:07.000 But the thing is, now that we all know about it, I mean, I'm a part of the problem too, right?

01:22:11.000 We're all talking about this.

01:22:12.000 Now that we all know about it, more people are going to think about going there.

01:22:14.000 You think?

01:22:15.000 100%.

01:22:15.000 I hear that and I say, fuck leaving the United States.

01:22:18.000 100%.

01:22:18.000 Where is that place?

01:22:20.000 India.

01:22:20.000 It's somewhere off of India.

01:22:22.000 Bay of Bengal.

01:22:23.000 Bay of Bengal.

01:22:24.000 So it doesn't seem that remote if it's in a bay.

01:22:26.000 Yeah.

01:22:27.000 It's pretty far away.

01:22:28.000 No, it's far away.

01:22:29.000 Literally, it's illegal.

01:22:30.000 It's like in the middle of the ocean.

01:22:32.000 So homeboy who's doing God's work was like, no, I can do it.

01:22:35.000 And even writing his journal is like, man, I hope I don't die.

01:22:38.000 If I do, my parents don't be mad at me.

01:22:41.000 I'm headed to this island.

01:22:42.000 What the fuck were you thinking, man?

01:22:44.000 Well, he's crazy.

01:22:44.000 He's trying to convert people.

01:22:46.000 He thinks people need Jesus.

01:22:47.000 They don't speak the same language.

01:22:48.000 They don't have any idea what he's saying.

01:22:49.000 They're like, what?

01:22:50.000 He's from Oral Roberts.

01:22:51.000 Graduated from Oral Roberts University, right?

01:22:53.000 Yeah, see, that's where it is.

01:22:55.000 Oh, shit.

01:22:56.000 Well, shit.

01:22:56.000 Way out there.

01:22:57.000 Four and a half stars out of five.

01:22:59.000 Someone's going there.

01:23:01.000 The internet's messing with it.

01:23:02.000 Oh, someone's fighting with it?

01:23:03.000 It's the internet.

01:23:04.000 3,000 reviews.

01:23:07.000 The internet's giving it all its reviews.

01:23:09.000 The internet's undefeated.

01:23:10.000 It's like, yeah, go ahead there.

01:23:11.000 Go ahead, man.

01:23:12.000 There's a sweet Four Seasons.

01:23:14.000 They have great food.

01:23:16.000 It's called human.

01:23:17.000 They're going to eat you, bitch.

01:23:20.000 So they killed the guy, and then they buried him right on the beach, man.

01:23:25.000 They just dragged his body out to the beach.

01:23:27.000 And the Indian government said, we're not going to do anything about it.

01:23:30.000 It was illegal what he did there.

01:23:31.000 That's all they know.

01:23:33.000 Well, yeah, I mean, first of all, their law is you can't visit their island.

01:23:38.000 That's their law.

01:23:39.000 So he was violating their law.

01:23:41.000 Him showing up with this book, I would imagine they have laws against people visiting.

01:23:48.000 Especially whites.

01:23:49.000 Yeah, man.

01:23:50.000 That story that they tell about that one English guy that went there.

01:23:54.000 What a piece of shit.

01:23:55.000 He fucked up for everybody.

01:23:57.000 I hope that guy, Respectable Law on Twitter, understands how much I appreciate that.

01:24:03.000 Oh, no, that was cool, yeah.

01:24:05.000 Because I thought they were all Satanists there.

01:24:06.000 Spelled it out.

01:24:08.000 You think a group of Navy SEALs could take them all out?

01:24:12.000 What?

01:24:13.000 Two of them.

01:24:14.000 With automatic weapons.

01:24:16.000 That'd be a pretty cool movie, right?

01:24:18.000 That'd be a cool movie.

01:24:19.000 It'd be a cool video game.

01:24:20.000 Massacre?

01:24:21.000 Genocide?

01:24:21.000 You never know.

01:24:23.000 I mean, they might have some crazy booby traps.

01:24:25.000 They might have some Viet Cong shit for us.

01:24:27.000 Genocide?

01:24:28.000 You know what I mean?

01:24:29.000 Big goal.

01:24:30.000 Beautiful vacation spot.

01:24:32.000 I'm hoping to open a Starbucks and Burger King franchise.

01:24:35.000 I was working with the locals.

01:24:36.000 Went here with my girlfriend for a holiday.

01:24:38.000 I loved it.

01:24:39.000 She wasn't impressed.

01:24:40.000 Very poor choice for a romantic getaway.

01:24:42.000 Great choice for anyone looking to rough it up a bit.

01:24:47.000 So silly.

01:24:49.000 People are so funny.

01:24:51.000 Well, that island, though, is...

01:24:53.000 There's got to be people going.

01:24:54.000 You know what I mean?

01:24:55.000 Fuck no.

01:24:56.000 Undercover adventures.

01:24:58.000 There's going to be some dumbasses.

01:24:59.000 Dan Bilzerian is going to be there next month with a bikini on.

01:25:02.000 Where is it?

01:25:02.000 Off the coast of Africa?

01:25:04.000 He's going to just send a boatload of vape pens.

01:25:06.000 And was that off the coast of Africa?

01:25:08.000 I was taking a piss.

01:25:09.000 India.

01:25:09.000 Off India.

01:25:11.000 They have drone footage, right?

01:25:12.000 They came from Africa, though, 60,000 years ago.

01:25:15.000 You don't fly drones over that boat.

01:25:16.000 Closer to Thailand, it looks like.

01:25:17.000 Closer to Thailand?

01:25:18.000 Yeah.

01:25:18.000 Oh, okay.

01:25:19.000 Pretty amazing stuff.

01:25:21.000 How do they know that?

01:25:22.000 How would they figure that out if you're not allowed to go on the island?

01:25:25.000 If they've been around 60,000 years ago?

01:25:27.000 That's a good question.

01:25:28.000 I don't know.

01:25:28.000 60,000 years ago?

01:25:29.000 Well, it's like in Papua New Guinea, those tribes have been isolated for 40,000 years.

01:25:34.000 Yeah.

01:25:34.000 Still...

01:25:35.000 Yeah, not anymore.

01:25:36.000 But I mean, when Jared Diamond went and studied them, they'd been isolated for that long.

01:25:40.000 They practiced weird things too, like widow strangling and all kinds of stuff.

01:25:43.000 What do you mean widow strangling?

01:25:44.000 And that one tribe where the young boys suck the cocks of the older men.

01:25:50.000 And take it in their ass as well.

01:25:52.000 And to become men, so they take in the sperm.

01:25:54.000 That's just some weird old gay guy who started that.

01:25:57.000 Exactly.

01:25:58.000 But if you don't have somebody to compete with those ideas, then that gets passed down as religion.

01:26:05.000 I gotta piss.

01:26:06.000 Tell me who wins.

01:26:07.000 What?

01:26:07.000 I've never seen you take a pee break.

01:26:10.000 Yeah, that's the first time ever.

01:26:12.000 There you go.

01:26:13.000 Go on with your little lilac shirt.

01:26:18.000 Francis Ngannou, boys.

01:26:19.000 I'm excited about this fight.

01:26:23.000 Looks jacked, as always.

01:26:24.000 Yeah.

01:26:25.000 It's a big fight for him, actually.

01:26:26.000 Remember, he beat him last time, but he's coming off that steep ass-whooping, and then had the horrible fight against Derrick Lewis, which was like the worst heavyweight fight of all time.

01:26:34.000 Yeah.

01:26:34.000 No one won that fight.

01:26:35.000 Obviously, Derrick won that fight to the judges.

01:26:38.000 And then Derrick goes on to fight for...

01:26:41.000 This is his first fight since then.

01:26:42.000 This is his first fight since Derrick Lewis.

01:26:44.000 Oh, shit.

01:26:45.000 And I don't like it because obviously he struggles with wrestling.

01:26:49.000 So like, oh, here's Curtis Blaze, the best wrestler in the top five.

01:26:52.000 I just don't like it.

01:26:53.000 I wish they would give him someone else who matched up better.

01:26:55.000 No matter if he wins or loses, I just don't think it was a great idea.

01:26:59.000 Is he from Chad?

01:27:01.000 Where is he from?

01:27:01.000 Ghana?

01:27:02.000 Chad?

01:27:03.000 Is he from the Congo?

01:27:04.000 Yeah, Congo.

01:27:05.000 Are you sure?

01:27:06.000 I don't think so.

01:27:07.000 I thought he was from the West.

01:27:09.000 No, I think it's the Congo.

01:27:11.000 Jamie?

01:27:13.000 Where in Ghana is from?

01:27:14.000 Yeah.

01:27:15.000 Yeah.

01:27:17.000 Curtis Blaine.

01:27:17.000 Francis Ngannou.

01:27:18.000 There's a French name, so it makes sense that he's from the Congo.

01:27:21.000 I'm pretty sure it's Congo.

01:27:22.000 Francis Ngannou.

01:27:23.000 Cameroon?

01:27:25.000 Cameroon.

01:27:26.000 Is that where he's from?

01:27:26.000 Yeah.

01:27:29.000 Cameroon's one of the last places where there's sort of continuous habitat for different animals.

01:27:37.000 Oh, he's coming out to Mortal Kombat.

01:27:42.000 Woo!

01:27:42.000 Great tune.

01:27:44.000 Now they're fighting at 3.30 in the morning, our time.

01:27:48.000 So it's a bit of a time change.

01:27:49.000 Yeah, it's a good time.

01:27:51.000 Curtis Blades just always fights on foreign land.

01:27:53.000 When did they get there?

01:27:55.000 How many days do you need to adjust to that shit?

01:27:57.000 They had Thanksgiving over there, so I'm assuming they got...

01:27:59.000 Well, I'd imagine the UFC flies in on Tuesday like any other fight week, right?

01:28:03.000 If you want to come early.

01:28:05.000 It's hard to get used to sleeping over there.

01:28:08.000 I can't imagine.

01:28:09.000 Can't you start here?

01:28:11.000 Can't you just try to take naps?

01:28:13.000 You can, but the sunset and all that fucks you up.

01:28:16.000 It fucks you up, man.

01:28:17.000 The best way they say is to fast for like 16 hours and then eat.

01:28:22.000 When you get there in the morning, eat a breakfast and just get on the same eating.

01:28:25.000 So your body gets used to the eating cycle?

01:28:27.000 Fasting is really important, apparently.

01:28:29.000 Oh, that's what you did over there, right, B? I tried.

01:28:31.000 Did it work?

01:28:32.000 You're still tired.

01:28:33.000 Are you still thinking of moving to China?

01:28:35.000 No.

01:28:35.000 I am.

01:28:36.000 I'm going to go to Beijing and live in an apartment.

01:28:38.000 Are you going to be a political dissident?

01:28:40.000 Yeah.

01:28:42.000 I'm going to march in Tiananmen Square.

01:28:45.000 When I went to Australia, the time change fucked me up.

01:28:47.000 I was exhausted.

01:28:49.000 It'll fuck you up.

01:28:50.000 Going there, I was fine.

01:28:51.000 Coming back, I was so fucked up.

01:28:53.000 Yeah.

01:28:53.000 Isn't that weird that it's going back somehow or another?

01:28:55.000 Dude, I was tore up.

01:28:57.000 You know what?

01:28:58.000 I need to try taking melatonin when I land, when I need to go to bed that night.

01:29:03.000 Does it help?

01:29:04.000 I don't think so.

01:29:05.000 I think it helps.

01:29:06.000 You know what helps me?

01:29:07.000 CBD oil.

01:29:08.000 It helps me relax.

01:29:09.000 I take it in the morning, but especially at night, it helps me relax.

01:29:12.000 With THC or without?

01:29:13.000 Without.

01:29:14.000 Okay.

01:29:14.000 The thing that seems to be able to reset my system better than anything is a serious fucking workout.

01:29:19.000 Like, show up somewhere and do a serious workout.

01:29:23.000 Like, do you push your cardio, lift some weights, like really get tired.

01:29:27.000 And that seems to set me up.

01:29:31.000 I did that in Afghanistan because I was so fucking...

01:29:33.000 Like I said that.

01:29:33.000 Afghanistan.

01:29:34.000 When I was in Afghanistan...

01:29:35.000 Well, we worked out.

01:29:36.000 Me and Dove David have worked out like a motherfucker, and I did.

01:29:39.000 It helped me a lot.

01:29:39.000 I felt way better.

01:29:41.000 It puts your cycle back in check.

01:29:42.000 I was also afraid the whole time.

01:29:43.000 Usually on the road, wherever I land, I work out.

01:29:45.000 Right when I land, I'll work out and I feel better.

01:29:47.000 Yeah, that's the move.

01:29:48.000 That's the move.

01:29:49.000 But there's a new scientific study.

01:29:50.000 My brain's crisper.

01:29:51.000 Everything's better.

01:29:52.000 This scientific study, I'll find it.

01:29:54.000 I have to have my phone.

01:29:55.000 Yeah, please.

01:29:55.000 We're fasting for 16 hours is the most important thing you can do.

01:30:01.000 And then resetting your clock.

01:30:02.000 It's a huge time change.

01:30:03.000 Right.

01:30:03.000 Resetting your clock with...

01:30:04.000 However they're eating there.

01:30:06.000 Because fuck fasting in New York.

01:30:08.000 I've heard that you should not eat on planes, too.

01:30:11.000 I've heard that you're better off just not eating on planes.

01:30:14.000 I'm so hungry on planes.

01:30:15.000 When you land, your body will be better off falling into this new time zone when you land if you just don't eat on the plane.

01:30:22.000 I don't eat on the plane.

01:30:23.000 You don't eat on planes ever?

01:30:24.000 I meditate.

01:30:25.000 I'm in the lotus position.

01:30:26.000 Dude, when they come by with that cart and they get that snack tray, they get nice cheeses and fruits and shit, Pringles.

01:30:33.000 Sometimes I just want a banana.

01:30:34.000 Me too.

01:30:34.000 Sometimes I just want a pack of Swedish fish.

01:30:37.000 Right?

01:30:37.000 Ah, banana.

01:30:38.000 You go with the Swedish fish?

01:30:39.000 Oh, dude, I get Swedish fish.

01:30:41.000 Yeah, and Pringles.

01:30:42.000 Smoked mackerel?

01:30:42.000 Oh, the Swedish fish are the little cracker ones.

01:30:44.000 No, no.

01:30:45.000 Sweetest fish are the red candies.

01:30:46.000 Oh, the candies.

01:30:47.000 You do?

01:30:48.000 Sometimes.

01:30:49.000 If I'm feeling frisky.

01:30:50.000 Damn.

01:30:51.000 Or if I feel like I've earned it.

01:30:52.000 If I'm coming back from a long freaking couple nights.

01:30:55.000 That's the thing.

01:30:56.000 I never feel like I earn those.

01:30:58.000 Every time I eat those, I feel like a bad boy.

01:31:00.000 Yeah, I don't feel great after.

01:31:01.000 I flew first class to London, man.

01:31:03.000 They got food, and I was eating cheeses and wines.

01:31:07.000 Did you get hammered?

01:31:08.000 No, but I just kept drinking and eating, and I just felt like, fuck.

01:31:11.000 Did you shit on the plane?

01:31:13.000 Um...

01:31:14.000 No, I don't think so.

01:31:16.000 You felt terrible when you landed?

01:31:18.000 I was just one big sodium bomb.

01:31:21.000 Yes, I'll have more cheese.

01:31:22.000 Do you have a wheel back there?

01:31:23.000 Sure.

01:31:24.000 And I'll eat another ice cream sundae.

01:31:26.000 I just went a little crazy.

01:31:28.000 And wine.

01:31:29.000 Yeah, that fucks me.

01:31:30.000 Yeah.

01:31:31.000 I find that you do good writing on planes, though.

01:31:34.000 You get some good ideas out.

01:31:35.000 Because it's just you alone staring at this.

01:31:38.000 You're not moving, right?

01:31:39.000 You're confined to this little seat.

01:31:42.000 You're not going anywhere.

01:31:43.000 Sometimes good ideas come when you just sit like that.

01:31:46.000 It's so easy to just fuck off when you're at home.

01:31:49.000 I know.

01:31:49.000 You're writing.

01:31:50.000 It's so easy to just get...

01:31:51.000 Let me see what's in the fridge.

01:31:52.000 Let me go grab a cup of coffee.

01:31:54.000 I set a timer.

01:31:55.000 23 minutes.

01:31:56.000 I don't know why, but 23 minutes and then I can't move.

01:31:59.000 That's good, man.

01:32:00.000 I think I just, you know, I just force myself to do it.

01:32:05.000 The thing is, what's weird about it is, for whatever reason, I resist doing it at first, like, ugh.

01:32:11.000 But then once I get into it and I catch a groove, I love it.

01:32:14.000 It's like getting into a cold bath.

01:32:16.000 Like, at first, your skin's like, fuck, and then you're like, ugh.

01:32:19.000 Yeah.

01:32:19.000 I think everything's that way.

01:32:21.000 I think inspiring yourself to kind of get started and then kind of figure out a way to keep it going.

01:32:27.000 Even working out, though.

01:32:28.000 I did my class this morning, that Box Marine Cardio class.

01:32:30.000 When we started, I'm like, God damn it, why did I come?

01:32:33.000 And then halfway through, I'm like, this is great.

01:32:35.000 Yeah.

01:32:35.000 Well, you know what, man?

01:32:36.000 I fucked myself up with that Sober October fitness challenge thing.

01:32:40.000 That's a bad idea, I feel like.

01:32:41.000 But this is what fucks you up.

01:32:43.000 Like, afterwards, you're like, regular working out seems boring.

01:32:47.000 Because everything was just psycho.

01:32:49.000 Long, intense.

01:32:49.000 Four hours, five hours a day.

01:32:51.000 Plus you were competing against each other.

01:32:52.000 Yeah, competing against each other.

01:32:53.000 You'd get anxiety, like, check the app, see where everybody scores at.

01:32:57.000 Shit.

01:32:57.000 Yeah.

01:32:58.000 Fuck.

01:33:00.000 You can do that still.

01:33:02.000 You were competing against Bert Kreischer, Ari Shafir, and Tom Segura.

01:33:06.000 So let's take it easy.

01:33:08.000 No, I'm not saying that.

01:33:09.000 You still...

01:33:11.000 You know what I mean?

01:33:12.000 Like, my competition.

01:33:13.000 Those guys.

01:33:14.000 Bert Kreischer, that fucking workout maniac.

01:33:17.000 He could have coast the last three weeks.

01:33:19.000 That's Rogan's competitiveness.

01:33:21.000 I'm telling you, man.

01:33:23.000 He crushed him.

01:33:24.000 Let Cam Haynes in that motherfucker.

01:33:26.000 You would have no chance.

01:33:27.000 Let Cam Haynes in me in that bitch.

01:33:29.000 We should do a real fitness one.

01:33:31.000 Dude, I'm telling you, even if you're doing it, the thing is, it's about how much time you spend.

01:33:36.000 It's not even about how hard you're working out.

01:33:38.000 See, it's like, how much time are you spending at 80% of your max heart rate?

01:33:43.000 That's really what it's about.

01:33:44.000 Watch how fast Ngannou is.

01:33:46.000 Jesus Christ.

01:33:47.000 Oh, he's terrifying.

01:33:48.000 He's laying on his feet, too, right now.

01:33:51.000 Boom!

01:33:51.000 Oh, my God!

01:33:53.000 Oh my god.

01:33:54.000 Jesus Christ.

01:33:55.000 He's just so powerful.

01:33:57.000 Oh my god.

01:33:58.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:34:00.000 Oh, that's it.

01:34:02.000 That's it.

01:34:03.000 That's it.

01:34:03.000 Damn.

01:34:05.000 He's back.

01:34:06.000 Oh my god.

01:34:07.000 Starched him.

01:34:09.000 Wow.

01:34:09.000 Nah, dude, you can't.

01:34:10.000 That was crazy.

01:34:11.000 Tad of an early stoppage for me.

01:34:13.000 Wow.

01:34:14.000 I don't know.

01:34:15.000 It looked like it was almost an early stoppage.

01:34:17.000 He was working his way back up.

01:34:18.000 No, that's not what I'm thinking.

01:34:20.000 I was going to say it looked like it was almost an early stoppage, and then they let it go on, and then it was a decent stoppage.

01:34:26.000 Yeah, I agree.

01:34:27.000 Because that's how you save a fighter.

01:34:28.000 Didn't it seem like in the beginning that they were going to stop it?

01:34:30.000 Yeah.

01:34:31.000 He got concussed right away.

01:34:33.000 He got three chances.

01:34:35.000 Curtis Blaine is 26 years old.

01:34:36.000 He's got a lot of fight left in him, so that's a good stoppage for his future.

01:34:40.000 Oh, he just got caught.

01:34:41.000 Literally just got caught.

01:34:42.000 Good stoppage for his future.

01:34:44.000 I think it was the only way he was going to lose this fight was getting caught.

01:34:46.000 Yep.

01:34:47.000 That's what happened.

01:34:49.000 Listen, the levels of stand-up between them.

01:34:54.000 Curtis Blades is a good stand-up fighter, but a really good wrestler.

01:34:57.000 His wrestling stats are some of the best in the heavyweight division ever.

01:35:01.000 It's the best as far as successful take.

01:35:03.000 He clicked on the back of the head with that hammer.

01:35:05.000 Oh my god!

01:35:06.000 Boom.

01:35:07.000 See, right there, it looked like the ref was about to stop it.

01:35:11.000 Boom!

01:35:12.000 So much power.

01:35:14.000 He runs over there, and look, he touches him.

01:35:16.000 He touched him.

01:35:17.000 You're not supposed to touch him.

01:35:18.000 He probably just ran into him on accident.

01:35:20.000 Yeah.

01:35:22.000 I don't know, man.

01:35:23.000 I thought he was going to stop.

01:35:25.000 Boom.

01:35:26.000 And then he decides it.

01:35:27.000 That's it.

01:35:28.000 That's a dangerous job, man.

01:35:30.000 Super dangerous.

01:35:31.000 Did you see that clip from the Muay Thai?

01:35:33.000 One of the Muay Thai websites has it up there.

01:35:35.000 Of this referee is stepping in to stop this fight and his head kicked.

01:35:41.000 Yeah, I saw it.

01:35:41.000 He takes a shin right to the dome.

01:35:44.000 Gets knocked the fuck out.

01:35:45.000 Well, he stayed conscious, but he went down.

01:35:48.000 Looks like he was moving.

01:35:49.000 But he got head kicked.

01:35:51.000 That's a dangerous man in the first round.

01:35:54.000 Can you imagine me and Curtis Blades right now?

01:35:55.000 You took the plane for 20 hours to fly over to get knocked down in 45 seconds.

01:36:00.000 The worst.

01:36:01.000 Always a possibility with Mgano.

01:36:06.000 Yeah.

01:36:06.000 Good for him.

01:36:07.000 And God will get back on track.

01:36:09.000 I wasn't crazy about the fight for him.

01:36:10.000 Yeah.

01:36:11.000 What did he say about that fight, officially?

01:36:14.000 Which one?

01:36:14.000 Where he didn't throw any punches.

01:36:16.000 He said he carried the fear of his last fight.

01:36:18.000 His confidence.

01:36:19.000 Yeah.

01:36:20.000 He was down.

01:36:21.000 And then Derrick Lewis was hurt.

01:36:23.000 So you get a shit show, you know?

01:36:25.000 It's neither one of those fault.

01:36:26.000 Derrick was hurt with his back.

01:36:28.000 Francis had no confidence.

01:36:29.000 It was crazy.

01:36:31.000 I mean, it was the squeakiest of squeaky margins for Derek to win because nothing really happened in the fight.

01:36:38.000 No one really won.

01:36:39.000 Meanwhile, we were talking about that fight.

01:36:41.000 We were like, holy shit, this is going to be bombs away.

01:36:45.000 That's why I think most people say it's the worst heavyweight fight because you just thought it was going to be fucking fireworks.

01:36:50.000 I think I might have even said in the commentary, there's not a doubt in my mind that this is going to be crazy.

01:36:55.000 But who wouldn't think that?

01:36:57.000 That's fair to think with their two fighting styles.

01:37:00.000 I thought it was going to be chaos.

01:37:02.000 I thought it was going to be awesome.

01:37:03.000 Derek is going to be throwing haymakers, trying to find his chin.

01:37:06.000 I'd like to see him go at it again, actually.

01:37:08.000 Oh, I would love to see that.

01:37:09.000 Is Floyd really fighting that one kickboxing?

01:37:12.000 No.

01:37:12.000 Yes.

01:37:13.000 Apparently they've agreed to it.

01:37:14.000 It's real, but it's going to be an exhibition boxing match.

01:37:17.000 It's fake.

01:37:18.000 It's a boxing match.

01:37:19.000 It's fake.

01:37:20.000 They're probably going to wear big gloves.

01:37:22.000 No kicks?

01:37:23.000 No kicks.

01:37:24.000 At all?

01:37:24.000 No.

01:37:25.000 Can't have that guy kick.

01:37:26.000 Floyd's too smart for that.

01:37:27.000 Unless the fucking...

01:37:28.000 The Japanese just say, okay, so we agree.

01:37:31.000 Kick it, too.

01:37:32.000 Unless the accuser goes up to that young kid and go, hey, here, fucking head kick him, KO. We're going to give you $2 million.

01:37:40.000 Yeah, in the middle of the first round.

01:37:41.000 Which would be kind of cool to see.

01:37:44.000 But they'll rush you through some contract negotiations.

01:37:47.000 Okay, here we go.

01:37:49.000 It was weird because Floyd was like, that was all bullshit.

01:37:51.000 I never agreed to do this.

01:37:52.000 Then a week later, he was like, actually, we're going to do it.

01:37:54.000 Listen, man, Japanese, they do a different kind of business.

01:37:57.000 They're very clever over there.

01:37:58.000 You know, the UFC got kind of...

01:38:02.000 When you look at the sale of Pride, what happened with all that, they did a smart thing, a really smart thing.

01:38:10.000 One thing, they came over and they pretended they were going to have Pride fighters fight in the UFC, and UFC fighters fight in Pride.

01:38:16.000 Remember that?

01:38:16.000 In the early days, the UFC sent Chuck Liddell over there, and they were going to bring fighters over to America, but they never did.

01:38:23.000 Yeah, no.

01:38:23.000 They never did.

01:38:24.000 They had to wait until they bought it.

01:38:26.000 And then when they bought it, they basically just bought a DVD library.

01:38:29.000 And they spent like $60 million for Pride.

01:38:32.000 And when they got it, they couldn't even run it.

01:38:34.000 So then they had these people that were running the office.

01:38:37.000 And these people running the office, they just went off and made Dream.

01:38:39.000 They made their own shit.

01:38:41.000 And so they were like stuck.

01:38:42.000 They sold basically a logo and a brand.

01:38:43.000 They got these contracts.

01:38:44.000 The contracts weren't even any good.

01:38:46.000 A lot of the fighters were not bound to them.

01:38:50.000 Like Fedor.

01:38:51.000 They didn't have Fedor.

01:38:52.000 They didn't have a lot of things.

01:38:53.000 And they owed a lot of guys money.

01:38:55.000 And they thought they were going to operate in Japan.

01:38:57.000 Like, we're going to run Pride, too.

01:38:59.000 Yeah, right.

01:38:59.000 That shit.

01:39:00.000 No.

01:39:01.000 No chance, man.

01:39:02.000 No way.

01:39:02.000 But what they did with those smarts is the first thing Pride did was they pumped up their own value by bringing their fighters over here and pretending their fighters are going to fight Chuck Liddell.

01:39:13.000 Remember they had that crazy stare down way back in the day.

01:39:16.000 But then they never did.

01:39:18.000 Everybody's always talking about Pride, but then nothing happened.

01:39:21.000 But after that, there was a point in time where they did not want Pride mentioned on the air.

01:39:27.000 No, they hate him.

01:39:28.000 They did not want their name mentioned.

01:39:30.000 How is Bellator to say they fought in Japan?

01:39:33.000 The UFC also honey-dicked the WME when they sold theirs.

01:39:37.000 They went, look, dude, we got Ronda, we got Brock, we got Conor, we're doing all this big shit, man.

01:39:43.000 And then they sold it for $4 billion, and they're like, alright, Ronda's going to retire, so we can't do nothing about that.

01:39:48.000 Brock's over in WWE, so we'll figure that out.

01:39:50.000 Well, the Ronda thing was during the purchase.

01:39:53.000 They had already purchased it.

01:39:56.000 That was the last Ronda fight, the comeback fight.

01:39:58.000 They had already purchased it.

01:40:00.000 That's also probably why it was marketed the way it was marketed.

01:40:03.000 Correct.

01:40:04.000 All eggs in.

01:40:05.000 That was one of the rare times where I... Publicly was like, this is not, you guys aren't doing the right thing.

01:40:11.000 Because Amanda Nunes is the champion.

01:40:13.000 She's a world champion.

01:40:15.000 She stopped Misha Tate.

01:40:16.000 She strangled her.

01:40:17.000 Like, you gotta give her respect.

01:40:18.000 She's still not as respected as she should be.

01:40:20.000 But that was a crazy one.

01:40:22.000 That was the worst one I've ever seen.

01:40:23.000 The whole commercial was all Ronda.

01:40:24.000 Nothing of Amanda Nunes.

01:40:25.000 And for a couple seconds, it's like, Amanda doing something real quick, and that's it.

01:40:29.000 They sure, like, hid in a bag, but the rest was there.

01:40:30.000 First ever women's MMA champion that's a lesbian.

01:40:35.000 First ever UFC gay champion.

01:40:36.000 With her girlfriend in the corner.

01:40:37.000 Yeah, who's also a UFC champion.

01:40:39.000 So first ever gay UFC champion, right?

01:40:41.000 Yeah.

01:40:41.000 And no one talks about it.

01:40:43.000 That we know of.

01:40:44.000 That we know of, right.

01:40:45.000 I think that's it.

01:40:46.000 That's a good point.

01:40:47.000 We haven't had women's MMA that long.

01:40:49.000 For champions?

01:40:50.000 Well, you're saying guy or gal.

01:40:52.000 Girl.

01:40:53.000 I'm just trying to be funny.

01:40:55.000 I don't know.

01:40:57.000 I started thinking about what gay champion.

01:40:59.000 It's like, who could be gay?

01:41:00.000 But Amanda versus Cyborg is super interesting to me.

01:41:03.000 Very interesting.

01:41:04.000 I can't wait.

01:41:05.000 Super interesting to me.

01:41:07.000 Cyborg bangs.

01:41:08.000 Cyborg, she's way bigger.

01:41:10.000 She's bigger.

01:41:10.000 How about Amanda fighting Raquel Pennington and both their girlfriends fighting the UFC too and are in their corners.

01:41:17.000 Crazy.

01:41:17.000 That's insane.

01:41:18.000 Not insane in a bad way.

01:41:19.000 It's cool.

01:41:20.000 Yeah.

01:41:21.000 I mean, we've come a long ways.

01:41:22.000 Yeah, it's different.

01:41:24.000 It's fascinating to watch the growth.

01:41:26.000 JDS coming back?

01:41:27.000 Yeah, JDS is fighting.

01:41:28.000 Who's he fighting?

01:41:31.000 They've both been out of fucking grip.

01:41:33.000 Kane's coming back, you hear that?

01:41:35.000 Is that real?

01:41:35.000 Yeah, it's real.

01:41:37.000 2019. But when?

01:41:40.000 Did they have a date?

01:41:40.000 No.

01:41:41.000 Just announced he's back, and DC posted, hey, he said the belt's waiting for a champ.

01:41:45.000 Whoa.

01:41:46.000 Yeah, because he's back.

01:41:47.000 So what do you guys think of Amanda against Cyborg?

01:41:50.000 I think Amanda's got to move.

01:41:52.000 I think only...

01:41:53.000 Does she have a chance?

01:41:54.000 Sure, she's got a chance.

01:41:55.000 She's a beast.

01:41:57.000 Oh shit, that's a great fight.

01:41:58.000 Tied to Avasa and JDS. That's a motherfucking fight.

01:42:01.000 I think only your ass favorite could probably beat Cyborg.

01:42:03.000 There's no girls.

01:42:07.000 But she's got a chance.

01:42:08.000 It's not happening.

01:42:09.000 She's got a chance.

01:42:12.000 Amanda Nunez is probably my favorite female fighter, too.

01:42:15.000 What does she walk around at?

01:42:16.000 What do you think?

01:42:17.000 Amanda?

01:42:17.000 She's probably in the 160s, if I had to guess.

01:42:20.000 And what do you think Cyborg walks around at?

01:42:22.000 We went through this, right?

01:42:23.000 She said, like, 80s?

01:42:25.000 80-something.

01:42:25.000 She's down to, you know...

01:42:28.000 She's bigger.

01:42:28.000 It does not matter.

01:42:30.000 She's bigger.

01:42:30.000 She's such an animal.

01:42:31.000 She's so much bigger.

01:42:32.000 That's gonna be a crazy fight, man.

01:42:34.000 Yeah.

01:42:34.000 That's on the same card as Gusvin Jones 2, too.

01:42:38.000 Yeah.

01:42:39.000 Whoa.

01:42:40.000 Yeah.

01:42:40.000 Whoa.

01:42:41.000 Gusvin's been on a hot minute.

01:42:43.000 I can't wait for that fight.

01:42:45.000 Yeah.

01:42:45.000 I know, right?

01:42:47.000 I think the key to anybody that's going to be able to beat Cyborg is you're going to have to catch her coming in and hurt her.

01:42:56.000 No girls beating Cyborg, bro.

01:42:58.000 No girls beating Cyborg.

01:42:59.000 There's not a girl on this planet that can beat Cyborg in the MMA. What about that one dude that turned into a chick?

01:43:05.000 She would get fucking dealt with.

01:43:07.000 What was her name?

01:43:10.000 She got beat by a chick, really?

01:43:11.000 Yeah, she lost her last fight.

01:43:12.000 Fallon Fox.

01:43:13.000 Ashley Evans-Smith, who's in the UFC, beat her, came to the UFC. Nice.

01:43:19.000 Cyborg beat both of them up at the same time now.

01:43:22.000 I mean, she's such an animal man.

01:43:24.000 You've seen her spar with dudes and then that Olympian, Clarissa Shields, who's a world champion?

01:43:29.000 Like, dude, she does not fuck around.

01:43:31.000 She doesn't fuck around.

01:43:32.000 And she's way bigger.

01:43:33.000 And this is her last fight on her contract, too.

01:43:35.000 Well, you know what, man?

01:43:36.000 I mean, I could easily see someone like 1FC grabbing her as well.

01:43:39.000 I think I've been Yeah.

01:44:02.000 I've only seen highlights at one FC. How's Bellator doing in comparison to the FC? Bellator's not doing as well as the UFC, but they're doing well.

01:44:14.000 They're doing well.

01:44:15.000 They're on the Paramount Network.

01:44:16.000 They get pretty good ratings.

01:44:17.000 They're developing stars.

01:44:19.000 They're also with Roy McDonald, Gegard Mousasi.

01:44:22.000 Then with the heavyweight with Bader, Fedor.

01:44:24.000 The heavyweight tournament was sick.

01:44:25.000 Yeah.

01:44:26.000 They're doing well.

01:44:26.000 What do you think about Oscar De La Hoya promoting MMI? Complete shit show.

01:44:30.000 Not this one.

01:44:31.000 Not this one.

01:44:31.000 Did you see the last one he did?

01:44:33.000 Did you see him at the press conference?

01:44:34.000 Hey, I want to see Chuck and Tito.

01:44:36.000 No, no.

01:44:37.000 It's not a shit show because it's Chuck and Tito.

01:44:39.000 Did you see Oscar De La Hoya at the press conference?

01:44:41.000 He's like, you got Chuck Liddell's name wrong.

01:44:44.000 And then you have these other guys.

01:44:45.000 How did he say Chuck Liddell?

01:44:48.000 I forget it.

01:44:48.000 Lydell.

01:44:49.000 Lydell.

01:44:50.000 Lydell.

01:44:50.000 Everyone used to say Chuck Lydell.

01:44:52.000 At first, right?

01:44:53.000 I used to say it.

01:44:54.000 I used to say it.

01:44:55.000 At first, that's what you said.

01:44:56.000 He just didn't know any of the fighters.

01:44:57.000 He didn't know any of the fighters.

01:44:58.000 It's our first one.

01:45:00.000 You give him a little bit of that.

01:45:01.000 And what else did he say?

01:45:02.000 He goes, and then we have other fights, too.

01:45:05.000 These guys behind me, I don't know their names, but I'm not going to remember their names.

01:45:09.000 No way.

01:45:10.000 He said that?

01:45:11.000 Yeah, it's just dead silence.

01:45:12.000 He's like, you know, when you think of MMA, when you think of fighters at all, you just think of these two.

01:45:17.000 There's no one else.

01:45:19.000 That is the dumbest way to promote a fight.

01:45:21.000 It was so bad.

01:45:22.000 You gotta realize, Oscar's had, you know, how many professional fights?

01:45:24.000 A lot.

01:45:25.000 And he snorts all the cocaine?

01:45:27.000 Yeah.

01:45:27.000 Does he do all of it?

01:45:28.000 Yeah.

01:45:28.000 Watch this press conference.

01:45:29.000 He's all, and, uh...

01:45:31.000 He's like, whoa, it's freezing in here.

01:45:32.000 I mean, is that a fact or a conspiracy theory?

01:45:35.000 I don't think Oscar's love...

01:45:36.000 No, he's admitted.

01:45:37.000 He came on air as a dad of abuse prom.

01:45:39.000 It's pretty.

01:45:39.000 I like devil's dandruff.

01:45:40.000 I don't think his love is...

01:45:41.000 Devil's dandruff?

01:45:42.000 I don't think his love is MMA. No.

01:45:44.000 His love is boxing.

01:45:45.000 Yeah.

01:45:45.000 It's just, you know, he's doing this because it's a good money-making venture.

01:45:48.000 One of the greatest boxers ever.

01:45:49.000 You know what I hope it does well?

01:45:50.000 Because Tito and Chuck will get benefit the most from it for money.

01:45:54.000 So I want people to buy it because of that reason.

01:45:55.000 Is MC Hammer still in the game?

01:45:57.000 No.

01:45:58.000 No?

01:45:58.000 You know he was my manager.

01:45:59.000 What?

01:46:00.000 Yeah.

01:46:01.000 Holy shit, you hung out with him?

01:46:02.000 No, yeah.

01:46:03.000 Damn!

01:46:03.000 Dean Hammer, long talks, great dude, smart dude.

01:46:06.000 What happened?

01:46:07.000 Why did he get out of MMA? Because it's bullshit.

01:46:09.000 You know, he was like, wow, I like money.

01:46:11.000 Fuck this sport.

01:46:14.000 That's hilarious.

01:46:15.000 Well, how else is he making money?

01:46:16.000 Dude, he's one of the first investors in Facebook.

01:46:19.000 Twitter too, right?

01:46:20.000 So he's filthy rich.

01:46:22.000 Yeah.

01:46:23.000 Oh, shit.

01:46:24.000 Okay.

01:46:25.000 And I remember he goes, well, there's a difference between being bankrupt and being MC Hammer bankrupt.

01:46:29.000 He goes, I wasn't like poor.

01:46:31.000 See, I was still balling.

01:46:32.000 Yeah.

01:46:33.000 He still had like $12 million.

01:46:35.000 Smart dude, man.

01:46:37.000 I'm sure.

01:46:39.000 Interesting.

01:46:40.000 What were we just talking about before this?

01:46:42.000 Before MC Hammer?

01:46:42.000 Amanda Nunez and Chris Hammer?

01:46:44.000 No, no, no.

01:46:44.000 That was way longer.

01:46:45.000 Devil Island?

01:46:46.000 If you're white, you can't go to the island anymore?

01:46:49.000 I'm lost.

01:46:50.000 I'm completely lost.

01:46:51.000 How did we get to MC Hammer?

01:46:54.000 We're talking about...

01:46:56.000 Fight promoting?

01:46:57.000 Oh, that's right.

01:46:58.000 Oh, 1FC. I've never watched one.

01:46:59.000 The Oscar De La Hoya thing.

01:47:00.000 Oh, Oscar De La Hoya.

01:47:01.000 Look, I hope they all do good.

01:47:03.000 You definitely need more competition.

01:47:06.000 There's more fighters than there are fights.

01:47:09.000 The hard thing, though, is that the UFC is like Q-tips.

01:47:14.000 It's like when you think you don't want cotton swabs, give me some fucking Q-tips.

01:47:17.000 They've got the market.

01:47:18.000 For now, but there's always...

01:47:23.000 I don't know if there is!

01:47:24.000 It's such a part of the cultural landscape.

01:47:27.000 Some people go, do you UFC? How fucking dare you?

01:47:31.000 I would hope that they would get to the point, this is my goal, my hope, is that a lot of organizations are like a lot of these boxing organizations.

01:47:41.000 When you look at world champions like Deontay Wilder is about to fight Tyson Fury, you can have guys that have different promoters.

01:47:47.000 And they work together some sort of a deal, and then they put together the fights.

01:47:51.000 That's better for the fighters if the fights get, and the fighters and other organizations get as popular as, you know, it's like Manny Pacquiao fighting Floyd Mayweather.

01:47:59.000 They have to have these promoters figure out how to put that fight together.

01:48:02.000 That's better for the sport.

01:48:03.000 It's better for everybody.

01:48:04.000 Because when Ben Askren is whooping ass over in 1FC, wouldn't you love if he just fought the champion of the UFC, or if Bellator is champion, like Gegard Mousasi fighting Woodley right now, or fighting Whitaker, I'd love to see that.

01:48:15.000 So you're the absolute champ.

01:48:17.000 They're going to be very happy that they signed Ben Askren.

01:48:19.000 It's going to be fun.

01:48:20.000 He's smart.

01:48:21.000 He talks a lot of shit.

01:48:23.000 And it took forever to get him over here.

01:48:25.000 And a lot of people are in deep shit.

01:48:26.000 They're in deep shit.

01:48:27.000 Super deep shit.

01:48:28.000 He's going to grab ahold of them and wrestle fuck them to the ground and punch their face in.

01:48:32.000 Yes, we get through Robbie Lawler, yeah.

01:48:33.000 There's not going to be much they're going to be able to do to him.

01:48:35.000 A lot of people are going to be in real trouble.

01:48:37.000 And he's a star, man.

01:48:37.000 Like, you look at the...

01:48:38.000 He goes anywhere.

01:48:38.000 They're cheering for him.

01:48:39.000 The interviews.

01:48:40.000 The scrum for him.

01:48:41.000 Yeah.

01:48:42.000 Look, man, people have seen interviews online.

01:48:44.000 They've seen the podcast that I did with them.

01:48:46.000 They've seen all of his fights.

01:48:48.000 You know, if you watch highlight reels, you can see all of his fights.

01:48:51.000 You and I jack him off every show we get.

01:48:52.000 Every show.

01:48:53.000 And then the UFC, or in 1FC, they allowed him to knee to the head on the ground, too.

01:48:57.000 You get side control and you get the fuck out of your head.

01:48:59.000 It's a nightmare, man.

01:49:01.000 It's a nightmare.

01:49:01.000 You can also get north-south.

01:49:03.000 North-south knees to the head.

01:49:04.000 Oh, my God.

01:49:05.000 Yeah, man.

01:49:05.000 Oh, my God.

01:49:06.000 You can fuck somebody up with that.

01:49:07.000 This is FS1? Yeah, man.

01:49:09.000 Oh, fuck.

01:49:09.000 Don't say FS1. One FC. Oh, one FC. I know what you meant.

01:49:13.000 Fox Sports 1 as a channel.

01:49:16.000 One FC I meant.

01:49:17.000 But to be able to do that, to be able to land knees to the head on the ground like that, it's a giant advantage for a wrestler.

01:49:22.000 Giant advantage.

01:49:23.000 And to take it away from them, you limit what is really good about being on top.

01:49:28.000 What's really good about being on top is you could smash them anywhere.

01:49:32.000 It's kind of weird.

01:49:33.000 Those knees.

01:49:34.000 Did you hear the rumor about Cowboy Conor?

01:49:36.000 I did.

01:49:38.000 That could be a sick fight.

01:49:39.000 I hope Cowboy gets that fight.

01:49:41.000 I think that's a possibility.

01:49:43.000 I think that's a money-making fight.

01:49:45.000 It makes sense for both guys, especially for Conor.

01:49:48.000 I know Conor wants the Khabib rematch, but it's like, dude, let's get one and then go back that way.

01:49:52.000 But you gotta win.

01:49:54.000 Really interesting.

01:49:54.000 I'm not saying Cowboy's an easy fight, but it's a better matchup than Khabib or Tony.

01:49:58.000 And then Tony-Khabib fight.

01:50:00.000 It's going to be interesting to see what kind of shit-talking...

01:50:03.000 Because Cowboy did not have a good time with the shit-talking of Nate Diaz.

01:50:09.000 He got on his hat.

01:50:10.000 Or Jorge Masvidal.

01:50:12.000 He doesn't like that shit-talking.

01:50:13.000 Doesn't like that shit-talking.

01:50:14.000 Oh, and Conor goes, you guys did that?

01:50:16.000 Watch this.

01:50:17.000 He's going to ramp it up to 11. I think Cowboy, if he grabs a hold of Conor and takes him to the ground, Conor's in a world of shit, too.

01:50:25.000 Because Cowboy's a hell of a wrestler.

01:50:26.000 He's a hell of a striker, too, man.

01:50:28.000 It's a different world.

01:50:30.000 It's not an easy fight.

01:50:32.000 As far as the odds, I'm assuming Conor'd barely be a favorite.

01:50:36.000 It'll be 155?

01:50:38.000 155. Look, Conor's...

01:50:41.000 The speed that he has, the one-shot KO power.

01:50:45.000 Conor can do some shit to motherfuckers.

01:50:47.000 And when you see him fight Eddie Alvarez, that's when you really realize it.

01:50:51.000 Eddie Alvarez is tough as fuck.

01:50:53.000 And Conor just put it on him.

01:50:55.000 He can fuck people up.

01:50:58.000 Although Cowboy put it on Eddie, too.

01:51:00.000 He did.

01:51:01.000 But he didn't do it the same way Conor did.

01:51:02.000 No, not like Conor.

01:51:03.000 He beat his legs up.

01:51:04.000 He beat his legs up.

01:51:05.000 He got hit with some shots.

01:51:06.000 Conor dismantled Eddie.

01:51:09.000 Eddie hit Conboy with some shots.

01:51:11.000 I think that also is a little misleading because I feel like a lot of that, again, was because Conor got into Eddie's head.

01:51:17.000 But Eddie's better than that.

01:51:19.000 Look at that shit.

01:51:20.000 Eddie's been doing a long time.

01:51:21.000 Conor McGregor is a two-to-one favorite.

01:51:23.000 That doesn't make any sense to me.

01:51:25.000 Well, it does make sense.

01:51:26.000 He's not as good a wrestler.

01:51:27.000 Well, it makes sense because you're going based off how Cowboy won his last fight.

01:51:32.000 Cowboy's fallen some tough times.

01:51:34.000 I love Cowboy more than anyone in this room, but Cowboy's fallen some tough times.

01:51:37.000 He's got the most winning record in UFC history, too, I believe, so I'm also going by that.

01:51:41.000 And he also looks fucking good lately.

01:51:43.000 Well, he looked fantastic against Mike Perry.

01:51:46.000 He looked amazing.

01:51:47.000 Mike Perry's a far cry from Conor McGregor.

01:51:50.000 He's a big difference in movement.

01:51:52.000 But look, I like the fight.

01:51:52.000 Overall fighter.

01:51:54.000 I like the fight a lot.

01:51:55.000 And I do agree that if Cowboy gets a hold of anybody on the ground, he's got crazy ground skills.

01:52:02.000 Cowboy's leg kicks.

01:52:03.000 Hold on, but Cowboy's better off his back.

01:52:04.000 If Conor were to take him down, he would be screwed.

01:52:07.000 Cowboy on top's not a technician on top.

01:52:10.000 No, I disagree.

01:52:11.000 You think he's a technician on top?

01:52:13.000 Cowboy's on his back.

01:52:14.000 Cowboy from his back is very good.

01:52:16.000 He's good everywhere.

01:52:18.000 He's special off his back.

01:52:20.000 Yes, yes, but...

01:52:21.000 He'll fuck you up from the top, too.

01:52:23.000 Yeah, he's got great talking.

01:52:24.000 Most of his missions are from his back.

01:52:26.000 That's true, because he throws a lot of kicks, and guys take him down, and he just snatches shit up really quick.

01:52:30.000 That's where he's super special off his back.

01:52:31.000 But he's very underrated as a grappler.

01:52:34.000 And you saw him when he reversed Mike Perry.

01:52:36.000 Fucking amazing.

01:52:37.000 And then he fucked his arm up.

01:52:39.000 How about Mike Perry?

01:52:40.000 He left Jackson's.

01:52:42.000 He's like, dude, I felt like I didn't want to be part of this.

01:52:45.000 I came there to train, and all of a sudden I got put in the middle of this drama.

01:52:49.000 He left?

01:52:49.000 He left.

01:52:50.000 Oh, wow.

01:52:50.000 He's no longer there.

01:52:51.000 Oh, wow.

01:52:52.000 He looked great, too.

01:52:53.000 I thought he looked good.

01:52:54.000 Obviously, he had the hiccup of taking Cowboy down, but I thought Perry looked pretty fucking good, man.

01:52:59.000 Yeah, no, Perry did look very good.

01:53:01.000 He's been looking better and better, but he just fucked up and took him down.

01:53:04.000 That fight was just, Cowboy had his number.

01:53:07.000 Cowboy sparred with him who knows how many times over at Jackson's.

01:53:10.000 Yeah, and in the grappling, apparently, Cowboy dominated him.

01:53:13.000 But I guess Perry said in their training camp, he was taking so many guys down, it was almost like a natural reaction for him.

01:53:20.000 He goes, dude, I just...

01:53:21.000 Part of the fight.

01:53:22.000 She took him down.

01:53:23.000 Didn't even think about it because that's what I was doing in camp.

01:53:25.000 And then Winkle John goes, that was not part of the plan.

01:53:27.000 We did not want to take Cowboy down.

01:53:28.000 So where's he going to go now?

01:53:30.000 I don't know.

01:53:31.000 He was ATT before, right?

01:53:32.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:53:33.000 But for him, he's getting so much better if he just stays consistent and gets with a legit camp.

01:53:39.000 Maybe get his ass up to TriStar.

01:53:42.000 We're A.K.A. Something about going to Montreal is sexy.

01:53:47.000 Montreal is so cold.

01:53:48.000 So cold.

01:53:49.000 The coldest I've ever been.

01:53:51.000 Plus you're in another country.

01:53:53.000 It's so far.

01:53:54.000 You've got to also just really super concentrate on what you're doing because it's all you're doing.

01:53:59.000 Yeah.

01:54:00.000 Well, I like it.

01:54:01.000 It's a beautiful city, though.

01:54:02.000 It's a great city.

01:54:03.000 Montreal has some of the best strip clubs in the world.

01:54:04.000 And women.

01:54:05.000 I love that city.

01:54:05.000 And food.

01:54:06.000 I can live there.

01:54:07.000 Allegedly.

01:54:08.000 It's amazing.

01:54:09.000 I cannot live there.

01:54:13.000 You've got to be with one of the wizards.

01:54:15.000 There's many great wizards of MMA. But to really maximize your potential, you've got to be with someone who can put it all together.

01:54:24.000 And you can pick your favorite wizards, but one of my favorite wizards for sure is Farras.

01:54:28.000 I think he's one of the best.

01:54:29.000 How about Matt Hume?

01:54:30.000 One of the best.

01:54:31.000 One of the best, for sure.

01:54:32.000 Matt Hume's the best.

01:54:33.000 Matt Hume does not have very many high-level guys.

01:54:38.000 I mean, he did work with Maurice, though.

01:54:40.000 Yeah, he's in Seattle, right?

01:54:42.000 Yes, he's in AMC Pancration.

01:54:44.000 But he was a great fighter himself, just great knowledge of the game.

01:54:48.000 But proof of what he did with Mighty Mouse and the way they talk to each other in the corner, and you realize there's a system they're operating under.

01:54:56.000 And they're like, this is very high level, very technical, very sophisticated.

01:55:01.000 They're staying one step ahead of everything.

01:55:02.000 But sometimes that works for Demetrius.

01:55:05.000 Demetrius is a very cerebral, smart fighter.

01:55:07.000 So that doesn't Mike Perry's going to be able to plug in and work.

01:55:10.000 That's true, too.

01:55:11.000 I think Mike Perry would do great somewhere like with a Jason Perillo in San Diego.

01:55:15.000 That could be fucking a dope connection for him.

01:55:18.000 He has to find that right coach.

01:55:20.000 Alliance San Diego would be great, too.

01:55:21.000 Yeah, I feel like that'd be good for him down there.

01:55:23.000 There's always good spots, man.

01:55:24.000 But I think that having a fresh look is not the worst thing in the world.

01:55:28.000 You can't have too many fresh looks, though.

01:55:30.000 You've got to put your roots somewhere.

01:55:32.000 Where's Frank Edgar learn his boxing from?

01:55:35.000 Frank Edgar?

01:55:36.000 Mark Henry?

01:55:36.000 Yeah.

01:55:37.000 Wow.

01:55:38.000 Phenomenal coach.

01:55:38.000 One of the masterminds.

01:55:39.000 Yeah, he's one of the masters.

01:55:40.000 He works in Barboza, Frank Yeager, Eddie Alvarez.

01:55:44.000 Also owns a pizza place.

01:55:46.000 Yeah?

01:55:47.000 Yeah, that's my guy.

01:55:48.000 That was his pizza place?

01:55:50.000 You said it was really good.

01:55:51.000 The best.

01:55:51.000 You actually sent me a text after you ate that pizza and you go, I ate the best, because we always talk about Jelena's pizza.

01:55:57.000 He goes, I ate the best pizza in the world, bro.

01:55:59.000 I was like, well, that's a random text, but I don't give a shit.

01:56:01.000 It's a different pizza.

01:56:02.000 I hate being that guy, but bagels and pizza are different over there.

01:56:06.000 Different water, they say, right?

01:56:07.000 It's not just that.

01:56:08.000 I think it's different.

01:56:08.000 It's a different moisture in the air.

01:56:10.000 Dude, I've been good on my diet.

01:56:11.000 I've been so good on my diet.

01:56:13.000 You know, losing weight from my special.

01:56:14.000 But I've been good on my diet.

01:56:15.000 Trying to get a swim?

01:56:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:56:16.000 Trying to get a swim from the special.

01:56:17.000 You know, just fasting and extra cardio.

01:56:20.000 How many hours of fasting?

01:56:22.000 Man, I wake up at 6, and then I quit eating at 6 p.m.

01:56:26.000 at night, so 6 to 6, and then I don't eat until usually 10 or 11 in the afternoon.

01:56:31.000 Wow.

01:56:32.000 But anyways, so I've been good on my diet, but I go to New York next week, an artichoke pizza, or King's Pizza, I think it's called King Street, I just can't turn it down.

01:56:42.000 Artichoke pizza is your shit?

01:56:44.000 No, the company's called artichoke.

01:56:45.000 I fucking hate artichoke.

01:56:47.000 The white pizza, the white sauce is bullshit.

01:56:50.000 You don't like that stuff?

01:56:50.000 Fuck no.

01:56:51.000 I gotta have red sauce, man.

01:56:53.000 But artichoke pizza in New York, my mouth's watering, bro.

01:56:56.000 There's some places that have good white pizza.

01:56:58.000 I didn't experience good white pizza until I had it at Nicky's in White Plains.

01:57:03.000 Mickey's Pizzeria in White Plains, New York.

01:57:06.000 Right down the street from Executive Billiards.

01:57:08.000 They had white pizza that would knock your dick right in the dirt.

01:57:11.000 It had melted butter and garlic on it and ham and shit.

01:57:14.000 And you'd bite anything and you'd be like, holy fuck.

01:57:16.000 Yeah, that's where a lot of Italians were in White Plains.

01:57:19.000 I mean, hey, is White Castle too?

01:57:21.000 No.

01:57:21.000 Listen, it's not my favorite.

01:57:22.000 No.

01:57:22.000 Is White Castle still around?

01:57:25.000 Remember White Castle?

01:57:25.000 Yeah.

01:57:26.000 The small burgers?

01:57:27.000 Those little burgers?

01:57:27.000 From 1940?

01:57:28.000 They make a vegan one, bro.

01:57:30.000 They make a vegan one.

01:57:31.000 White Castle?

01:57:32.000 Fuck yeah.

01:57:32.000 Is there a Burger King around here?

01:57:34.000 Really?

01:57:34.000 Is White Castle still going on?

01:57:36.000 I'm pretty sure White Castle, for all our vegan friends, they make a vegan burger now.

01:57:41.000 White Castle does.

01:57:42.000 It's about time!

01:57:45.000 That's literally like buying a vitamin from a poison factory.

01:57:49.000 It's a bad idea.

01:57:51.000 Do you sell vitamins too?

01:57:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:57:53.000 Bad idea.

01:57:54.000 If you're a vegan and you're buying vegan burgers from a company that slaughters millions of animals a year.

01:58:04.000 Impossible burger.

01:58:05.000 Impossible burger.

01:58:06.000 You feel better?

01:58:07.000 Well, how about Taco Bell?

01:58:09.000 Taco Bell puts essentially sand in...

01:58:12.000 Well, sodium bicarbonate.

01:58:14.000 Wait, bro.

01:58:15.000 Hey.

01:58:15.000 No, silicon bicarbonate.

01:58:17.000 They call it silicon.

01:58:17.000 So they're beef filling.

01:58:21.000 They're not allowed to call it beef filling.

01:58:24.000 They have to call it taco filling because...

01:58:26.000 It's not beef?

01:58:26.000 The beef has silicon in it to make it fuller and more...

01:58:31.000 Look it up.

01:58:31.000 That shit is...

01:58:32.000 Come on.

01:58:33.000 That shit is...

01:58:34.000 It's delicious.

01:58:34.000 Look up what's in Taco Bell.

01:58:37.000 How would you doubt that?

01:58:39.000 How would you need evidence for that?

01:58:41.000 It's Taco Bell.

01:58:42.000 You can't defend Taco Bell.

01:58:44.000 Talk about it.

01:58:45.000 That's a conspiracy theory.

01:58:46.000 I believe it.

01:58:47.000 Dude, a double-decker taco.

01:58:48.000 I don't give a fuck why they put in that bitch.

01:58:49.000 Is there a YouTube link on it?

01:58:50.000 Yeah, dude.

01:58:51.000 Bro, look at the...

01:58:51.000 There's no YouTube link.

01:58:53.000 It's not real.

01:58:54.000 Is Callan true on it?

01:58:55.000 Where'd you hear this, Callan?

01:58:56.000 Watch this, watch this.

01:58:57.000 Where do you hear news from?

01:58:58.000 This is dark.

01:58:59.000 This is dark.

01:59:00.000 Hey, Brian, I believe you.

01:59:02.000 We're talking about Taco Bell.

01:59:03.000 Here's the ingredients.

01:59:05.000 It's not in there.

01:59:06.000 Isolated oat products, salt, chili pepper, onion powder, tomato powder.

01:59:10.000 Silicon dioxide.

01:59:11.000 Anti-caking agent.

01:59:12.000 Now look that up.

01:59:13.000 Silicon dioxide anti-caking agent.

01:59:17.000 How about that?

01:59:17.000 You guys love Taco Bell.

01:59:19.000 What does it say?

01:59:21.000 Anti-caking agent to avoid clumping and supplements.

01:59:23.000 It's used to prevent the various powdered ingredients from sticking together as many food additives.

01:59:27.000 Consumers often have concerns about silicon dioxide as an additive.

01:59:33.000 Is it safe?

01:59:35.000 Is it cancerous?

01:59:35.000 Look at that.

01:59:36.000 That's sand.

01:59:36.000 See that?

01:59:37.000 That's what they put in there.

01:59:37.000 Also frequently found in health food nutritional supplements as an additive silicon dioxide.

01:59:42.000 Primarily functions as an anti-caking agent which prevents ingredients from binding together.

01:59:47.000 But it doesn't say if it's cancerous.

01:59:48.000 Dude, if you eat it every now and then, you're moving carcinogen.

01:59:52.000 Look at this.

01:59:52.000 Proven carcinogen.

01:59:54.000 It's a McDonald's answer.

01:59:56.000 It's in their buns.

01:59:57.000 It says, Silicon dioxide is a proven carcinogen.

02:00:00.000 Why does McDonald's opt to use this in buns, potentially hurting human health?

02:00:04.000 Trace mineral.

02:00:04.000 Silicon is categorized as a trace mineral, Ben, which means that it's needed in minimal amounts to maintain health as it's That's its requirement.

02:00:12.000 It's very small.

02:00:13.000 It's recommended daily allowance for silicon has not been specified because it's not food.

02:00:18.000 Duh.

02:00:19.000 However, experts suggest that a daily consumption in the range of 20-30 milligrams is needed to stay healthy.

02:00:25.000 Who wrote that?

02:00:27.000 Is that McDonald's writing this?

02:00:29.000 Who's writing this?

02:00:30.000 Is this McDonald's writing this?

02:00:32.000 It's called Your Questions.

02:00:33.000 I guess it is just a trace mineral, maybe.

02:00:37.000 But maybe it is.

02:00:38.000 If McDonald's is saying it, then for sure.

02:00:41.000 But you know that food has a slimy thing on it?

02:00:44.000 But here's the thing.

02:00:45.000 If they can't really say all this, if it's not true, if they do, they get in deep shit.

02:00:50.000 So it might be real that silicon is a trace mineral.

02:00:54.000 It's an important part of our own feed.

02:00:56.000 But also, you're putting dirt in your burgers, bro.

02:00:58.000 It's also food grade, so maybe it's different.

02:01:00.000 But even so, it's like, why is it in there, though?

02:01:04.000 Even if you're saying it's okay to eat.

02:01:07.000 So it doesn't cake up.

02:01:08.000 Didn't you read that?

02:01:09.000 They need it.

02:01:09.000 You can't have a cake.

02:01:11.000 It's filler, man.

02:01:12.000 36% beef.

02:01:14.000 It's only 36% beef in Taco Bell.

02:01:17.000 The other 64% is a wide range of fillers, extended preservatives.

02:01:20.000 Cocoa powder.

02:01:21.000 36% beef, 64% is made with fillers, extenders, and preservatives.

02:01:27.000 Don't we all know this, though?

02:01:27.000 Didn't we kind of know this?

02:01:28.000 I didn't know it was that much.

02:01:30.000 This is 100% beef.

02:01:31.000 Ever.

02:01:32.000 That shit is delicious.

02:01:33.000 One of those cows killed.

02:01:34.000 Did you really think it was 64% fillers?

02:01:37.000 I don't think.

02:01:38.000 When I eat that, I'm like, listen, man, this isn't going to be good.

02:01:40.000 I'm going to shit my pants, but I love their fucking tostadas.

02:01:43.000 Have you heard that conspiracy theory that McDonald's, you know, it says 100% beef, that that's an actual trademark name, 100% beef?

02:01:52.000 Yes.

02:01:53.000 Is that for real?

02:01:54.000 I don't think they can say that.

02:01:57.000 I think they can get sued for that.

02:01:59.000 The name of their beef is called 100% Beef.

02:02:03.000 So they named their beef 100% Beef, even though it's 40%.

02:02:06.000 That's the conspiracy theory.

02:02:08.000 I don't even know if that's true.

02:02:11.000 Is McDonald's the same as Taco Bell in terms of what percentage of it is actually beef if you buy a beef burger?

02:02:16.000 Look up their chicken nuggets.

02:02:17.000 The one thing that's really weird about that...

02:02:19.000 The one thing that's fucked up about the beef that you get in hamburger from McDonald's is those cows can come from 10 different parts of the globe.

02:02:28.000 So you're eating the cows from China, Argentina, United States, and all those cows are killed there.

02:02:34.000 They all taste the same.

02:02:35.000 Who gives a fuck?

02:02:35.000 It's all been killed and then it's brought together.

02:02:37.000 I like one cow, bro.

02:02:40.000 Well, I don't give a fuck.

02:02:41.000 My burger has come from, I have to know cow's name.

02:02:43.000 I have to raise it.

02:02:45.000 I'll tell you, I think the healthiest thing for you at McDonald's is the McFlirt.

02:02:49.000 It's not true.

02:02:50.000 No, no, no.

02:02:51.000 Filet-O-Fish is made from real fish.

02:02:53.000 Jamie just pulled up.

02:02:54.000 Filet-O-Fish is awesome.

02:02:55.000 Have you had a McRib?

02:02:56.000 Those are real ribs.

02:02:58.000 You sure?

02:02:59.000 You know they take meat and form it as a fucking rib?

02:03:03.000 Is that true?

02:03:04.000 Let's read the McDonald's thing.

02:03:05.000 The McDonald's thing is not true.

02:03:07.000 I love the fish, though.

02:03:08.000 Make that larger, please.

02:03:09.000 I want a fish sandwich.

02:03:10.000 It's not true, Eddie.

02:03:11.000 Well, smaller again, so it fits the screen.

02:03:12.000 There you go.

02:03:13.000 Well, this is a fascinating premise.

02:03:14.000 There is nothing to it.

02:03:15.000 McDonald's hamburger patties in the U.S. are made with 100% USDA inspected beef.

02:03:20.000 They are cooked and prepared with salt, pepper, and nothing else.

02:03:23.000 No preservatives, no fillers.

02:03:24.000 All right.

02:03:25.000 Debunked.

02:03:26.000 So it's pretty healthy.

02:03:27.000 Debunked.

02:03:28.000 How is that possible?

02:03:30.000 Wait, what does it say?

02:03:31.000 What does the top of that say?

02:03:31.000 What is the title of it?

02:03:33.000 Are McDonald's hamburgers 100% beef?

02:03:34.000 Dude, why doesn't Taco Bell get on that train?

02:03:37.000 They're just like, nah, fuck it.

02:03:38.000 They're like, fuck it.

02:03:39.000 Fuck it, bro.

02:03:40.000 You know it's shitty for you.

02:03:41.000 They're way worse than McDonald's then.

02:03:43.000 Wait, McDonald's buys their meat from a company called 100% beef.

02:03:48.000 That's not true.

02:03:50.000 That's not true.

02:03:50.000 That's what it's saying.

02:03:51.000 Oh, that's the conspiracy theory.

02:03:52.000 Okay.

02:03:53.000 Balls.

02:03:53.000 So it's saying it's false.

02:03:54.000 Okay.

02:03:55.000 Look, man, you could probably get beef pretty goddamn cheap if you do it that way and just grind it all down.

02:04:02.000 I still like Del Taco myself.

02:04:05.000 All that stuff is so gross.

02:04:07.000 But if you go to a real taco spot...

02:04:09.000 Bro, me and you have a legit McDonald's breakfast together.

02:04:11.000 I love McDonald's, man.

02:04:13.000 I will fuck up an Egg McMuffin.

02:04:15.000 We'll fuck up an Egg McMuffin.

02:04:16.000 How about that McGriddle?

02:04:18.000 The sausage McGriddle?

02:04:19.000 You don't think it's an egg?

02:04:20.000 That shit's so good.

02:04:22.000 Here's the thing.

02:04:23.000 If you get Egg McMuffin with ham, they really can't fuck with that.

02:04:26.000 That egg's suspect.

02:04:27.000 If you get that sausage, who knows what's in that shit, son.

02:04:30.000 But if you get that ham...

02:04:31.000 How about the bread that they soak in syrup?

02:04:35.000 No, the eggs actually, lately they...

02:04:37.000 It's the only thing that they make there.

02:04:38.000 What?

02:04:39.000 The egg.

02:04:40.000 McDonald's said that the chickens and eggs they use now, they don't have, I think, they don't use antibiotics?

02:04:45.000 They don't have beaks.

02:04:46.000 Look at this.

02:04:47.000 Containing eggs that are freshly cracked in McDonald's restaurants.

02:04:50.000 The rest of the chain's egg items, such as scrambled eggs and egg whites, are made from liquid eggs.

02:04:55.000 So that's where you go.

02:04:56.000 You go with the regular egg McMuffins.

02:05:00.000 Who doesn't get an egg on their egg McMuffin?

02:05:02.000 Who just gets the sausage patty?

02:05:04.000 Well, the sausage patties, you don't know what you're getting with that.

02:05:08.000 Tastes good, though.

02:05:09.000 Those sausage patties are quite tasty.

02:05:11.000 They're so nice.

02:05:12.000 They have scientists and they're working on taste, for real.

02:05:14.000 They do a good job.

02:05:15.000 And it works.

02:05:15.000 They do a good job.

02:05:16.000 The bread's soaked in syrup.

02:05:18.000 What about that?

02:05:19.000 You're talking about the McGriddle.

02:05:20.000 Come on, man.

02:05:21.000 The McGriddle is basically candy.

02:05:23.000 It's brilliant.

02:05:24.000 It's candy with me.

02:05:25.000 That and a Filet-O-Fish.

02:05:26.000 It's very good.

02:05:27.000 I like it.

02:05:28.000 I feel good when I eat it.

02:05:29.000 Eddie, who the fuck orders a Filet-O-Fish?

02:05:31.000 Dude, Filet-O-Fish.

02:05:32.000 I love Filet-O-Fish.

02:05:33.000 I've never had one.

02:05:34.000 You're the first person I've ever talked about it.

02:05:35.000 That's my dessert.

02:05:36.000 Now I love that shit.

02:05:37.000 I love Filet-O-Fish, too.

02:05:38.000 Really?

02:05:39.000 They're very good.

02:05:40.000 They're good in that tartar sauce.

02:05:42.000 I still think the best hamburgers are In-N-Out.

02:05:44.000 In-N-Out are the best hamburgers, right?

02:05:46.000 No.

02:05:46.000 Five Guys is pretty goddamn good, too.

02:05:48.000 Never had Five Guys.

02:05:49.000 Five Guys with sliced jalapenos.

02:05:51.000 Dude, I'll tell you, Shake Shack is very fucking good.

02:05:53.000 Shake Shack's delicious.

02:05:54.000 You know who shits on all these?

02:05:56.000 Dude, Chick-fil-A. You can't combine.

02:05:58.000 Chick-fil-A does it fucking right.

02:05:59.000 Can't over to half a Sunday.

02:06:01.000 No, fuck a beef.

02:06:01.000 It's all chicken.

02:06:02.000 Just a chicken sandwich is the best.

02:06:03.000 What's that?

02:06:03.000 Which one?

02:06:04.000 Chick-fil-A. It's good.

02:06:05.000 Very good.

02:06:06.000 It's good.

02:06:07.000 Just good?

02:06:08.000 Yeah, it's pretty good.

02:06:08.000 Chick-fil-A is delicious.

02:06:09.000 They made their name off that goddamn sandwich.

02:06:11.000 And I'll tell you something else because they got pickles and stuff.

02:06:13.000 Yeah.

02:06:14.000 Now, Shake Shack, that jalapeno, smoked jalapeno bacon burger, get the fuck out of here right now.

02:06:20.000 I'll tell you what, for my cold hard-earned cash...

02:06:22.000 I just get a Whopper with cheese ketchup only from Burger King.

02:06:25.000 I can't fuck with Burger King.

02:06:26.000 Cheap beef, cheap shit.

02:06:27.000 You can't fuck with it?

02:06:28.000 Can't fuck with Burger King.

02:06:30.000 I have to be fucking super hungry in the middle of the desert, you know, on the way to Fresno for me to fuck with Burger King.

02:06:38.000 I gotta be desperate.

02:06:40.000 Dude, shh!

02:06:41.000 Stupid wooden king that they have.

02:06:42.000 That's a dumb ad.

02:06:44.000 Wendy's is different though.

02:06:45.000 I'm down with Wendy's.

02:06:45.000 I love Wendy's.

02:06:46.000 I love their fries.

02:06:47.000 Wendy's on another level.

02:06:48.000 Oh yeah.

02:06:49.000 See, I'm a big Burger King guy.

02:06:51.000 Shout out to Burger King.

02:06:52.000 When I'm done with a show and there's nothing else open, I'll go to Burger King and go, you know what?

02:06:56.000 Give me two fucking Whoppers ketchup only.

02:06:59.000 Over Mickey D's?

02:07:00.000 Oh yeah.

02:07:01.000 You know what?

02:07:01.000 With Wendy's, their beef is never frozen.

02:07:04.000 That's how they get you.

02:07:05.000 But they're in squares, so I judge them.

02:07:07.000 I don't mind squares.

02:07:08.000 I worked at McDonald's for three weeks when I was a 17-year-old.

02:07:12.000 I bet you were terrible at it.

02:07:13.000 We dropped the burgers and put them back on the grill.

02:07:16.000 Oh, son of a bitch.

02:07:18.000 You're ruining people's food.

02:07:19.000 It's fucked up.

02:07:20.000 When we were younger, we did it by accident.

02:07:21.000 I didn't want to waste the food.

02:07:24.000 Whatever.

02:07:24.000 You know, a good Italian sub with, like, melted Parmesan cheese.

02:07:29.000 Talking about the meatball sub from Subway?

02:07:31.000 Yeah.

02:07:31.000 I'm not a Subway guy.

02:07:32.000 Jared fucked it up for me, bro.

02:07:34.000 I'll take the tuna.

02:07:35.000 The tuna at Subway, I'll fuck with that.

02:07:37.000 How dare you?

02:07:38.000 But not from Subway.

02:07:39.000 What are you talking about?

02:07:39.000 I'm talking about a real sub shop.

02:07:41.000 Oh, like Blimpies?

02:07:42.000 No, like a good Italian deli.

02:07:44.000 You like Quiznos?

02:07:46.000 Come on, man.

02:07:47.000 They toast their buns.

02:07:48.000 They toast their buns.

02:07:50.000 You go to an Italian deli in Boston or New York where they have the hams hanging from the ceiling.

02:07:55.000 Yeah, that's legit.

02:07:56.000 Where the guy's a 90-year-old guy.

02:07:58.000 Dude, you can get that at Bay Cities in Venice.

02:08:00.000 You ever been to Bay Cities?

02:08:01.000 Incredible.

02:08:01.000 You got the fucking godmother?

02:08:03.000 As good as it gets.

02:08:05.000 Godmother will shit down your throat.

02:08:07.000 It's delicious.

02:08:07.000 Dude, Bay Cities is unbelievable.

02:08:09.000 There's some spots.

02:08:09.000 Bay City is unbelievable.

02:08:11.000 But why don't more people do that?

02:08:12.000 Like when you go to a real Italian restaurant or a real Italian sub shop and you get like sausage and peppers with tomato sauce.

02:08:19.000 God damn, I'm hungry.

02:08:20.000 And it's so good.

02:08:20.000 You're like, okay, why don't they figure out how to sell this more places?

02:08:25.000 I know, I know.

02:08:26.000 Quality is expensive, bro.

02:08:27.000 It is, but it's so goddamn good.

02:08:30.000 Delicious.

02:08:31.000 They're like, okay, all these little cheeseburger spots.

02:08:33.000 How come you can't have a sausage with peppers and onions?

02:08:37.000 Hoboken, New Jersey in the 90s, all Italian.

02:08:39.000 You'd go to those fucking delis.

02:08:41.000 And they'd have the water mozzarella they're making in the back.

02:08:44.000 They'd make the mozzarella.

02:08:45.000 And they'd put that shit on an Italian sub.

02:08:48.000 Oh my, what?

02:08:49.000 What's that festival that they do?

02:08:50.000 They're baking the bread right there.

02:08:51.000 San Gennaro's Feast?

02:08:52.000 Yeah, San Gennaro's Feast, yeah.

02:08:54.000 That's in Little Italy.

02:08:55.000 And they always have these big sausage vendors.

02:08:58.000 Just giant grill, sausages laid out.

02:09:02.000 You're walking by and you get one.

02:09:03.000 And immediately you bite into it and it snaps.

02:09:05.000 Yeah, I like it.

02:09:06.000 Bite the sausage.

02:09:07.000 And the juice bust in your mouth.

02:09:09.000 Oh my god!

02:09:11.000 And the bread.

02:09:12.000 The bread has just got this density to it.

02:09:14.000 And you're like, holy shit!

02:09:15.000 You guys ever fuck with the kitchen sink cookie?

02:09:18.000 What's that?

02:09:18.000 The kitchen sink cookie.

02:09:19.000 All ingredients are in the cookie.

02:09:22.000 At Panera Bread.

02:09:23.000 You ever eat that?

02:09:24.000 Preach.

02:09:24.000 Dude, they got a cookie called the kitchen sink.

02:09:26.000 It's five bucks, dude.

02:09:27.000 This is a good deal.

02:09:28.000 I only usually fuck with chocolate chip cookies.

02:09:30.000 I don't fuck with oatmeal or cinnamon cookie.

02:09:33.000 It's got to be a good chocolate chip cookie.

02:09:35.000 Yeah, me too.

02:09:35.000 Maybe some peanut butter in there.

02:09:36.000 But kitchen sink has fucking everything, and it's addicting as fuck.

02:09:40.000 But you gotta be high, right?

02:09:42.000 No, no, no, no.

02:09:43.000 You know what?

02:09:43.000 There was a Panera Bread next to Chipotle, so I go to Chipotle and go, get the salad, no fucking, no burrito.

02:09:49.000 I'm going with the salad.

02:09:50.000 So I eat clean.

02:09:51.000 I eat clean at Chipotle, and then the Panera Bread's right next door, and I'm like, should I just walk to my car and just get in and drive the fuck away, or am I gonna go next door and fuck this all up and get a kitchen sink?

02:10:03.000 So I've always had this struggle.

02:10:04.000 I go to Chipotle- And I'm eating like an Olympian at Chipotle.

02:10:07.000 And then I walk out.

02:10:08.000 And sometimes I get in my car and just fucking burn rubber and I'm out.

02:10:11.000 But it's been a problem of mine.

02:10:14.000 But luckily.

02:10:15.000 Luckily.

02:10:16.000 Luckily.

02:10:17.000 I struggle with these things.

02:10:18.000 Seriously.

02:10:19.000 Is that it?

02:10:19.000 I had a salad.

02:10:20.000 No, that's not it.

02:10:21.000 I had a salad.

02:10:23.000 And I walked out and I was on the fence of whether I should get a kitchen sink and I said, fuck it, I'm going to get it.

02:10:28.000 And I walked next door and the place closed down.

02:10:31.000 I'm like, holy shit.

02:10:33.000 Totally, I feel good now.

02:10:35.000 Now I don't have a choice.

02:10:36.000 What are you showing us, Jamie?

02:10:37.000 These are the Rock's cheat meal cookies.

02:10:39.000 Have you seen these?

02:10:41.000 He goes to some special place in Hawaii just for them.

02:10:44.000 They're like five cookies.

02:10:45.000 It's like a cookie inside a cookie inside a cookie.

02:10:47.000 What island is this on?

02:10:48.000 I don't know for sure.

02:10:49.000 I'm there in February, son.

02:10:50.000 In Samoa?

02:10:51.000 In Samoa?

02:10:52.000 Jesus Christ.

02:10:52.000 You're going to Samoa?

02:10:53.000 I'm going to one of the islands.

02:10:55.000 What are you doing out there?

02:10:56.000 Comedy, son.

02:10:57.000 Damn.

02:10:57.000 Doing shows in Hawaii?

02:10:58.000 You're going to Samoa?

02:10:59.000 No, I'm going to Hawaii, man.

02:11:01.000 One of the islands.

02:11:02.000 Oahu or some shit.

02:11:03.000 You don't even know where you're going?

02:11:04.000 No.

02:11:05.000 Samoa is nowhere near a lot.

02:11:06.000 I just go, bro.

02:11:07.000 Tall house cookies.

02:11:09.000 I think Samoa is closer to the Philippines or something, right?

02:11:12.000 Is it?

02:11:13.000 It's in the Pacific.

02:11:14.000 Is it closer to Hawaii or closer to the Philippines?

02:11:17.000 I think it's closer to Hawaii.

02:11:18.000 I think it's like a thousand miles.

02:11:19.000 It's pretty far.

02:11:20.000 God, is anyone starving after that talk?

02:11:23.000 Yeah, I gotta eat.

02:11:24.000 I know a Mexican spot.

02:11:27.000 It's like a legit Mexican spot.

02:11:29.000 Not that one I threw up at, right?

02:11:31.000 No, no, no.

02:11:31.000 Remember that?

02:11:32.000 Yeah, it's a different spot.

02:11:34.000 That spot's still here.

02:11:35.000 That spot's still here, yeah.

02:11:37.000 We hit the bong too hard.

02:11:39.000 Yeah.

02:11:40.000 On an empty stomach.

02:11:41.000 Yeah.

02:11:42.000 When was this?

02:11:42.000 Many, many years ago.

02:11:44.000 More than that.

02:11:45.000 More than 10, yeah.

02:11:45.000 More than 10. Like 18 years ago.

02:11:48.000 It was hot as fuck during the day.

02:11:50.000 Empty stomach.

02:11:51.000 We're about to go eat, get some burritos.

02:11:53.000 And he wanted to stop at a head shop and get a bong.

02:11:56.000 So he got a bong.

02:11:57.000 And I was thirsty as fuck.

02:12:00.000 It was hot.

02:12:01.000 We decided to hit the bong before we went to the burrito place.

02:12:05.000 And it was hot as fuck.

02:12:06.000 And all he had in the...

02:12:07.000 He had a case of Red Bulls, right?

02:12:09.000 Empty stomach.

02:12:10.000 I took two because they were little.

02:12:11.000 So I took two.

02:12:12.000 It was hot.

02:12:13.000 I was thirsty.

02:12:15.000 Took a gigantic dragon hit out of this ball.

02:12:19.000 We walked in.

02:12:20.000 We walked into that.

02:12:22.000 So you got caffeine and weed.

02:12:23.000 Caffeine, weed, empty stomach.

02:12:25.000 Empty stomach.

02:12:25.000 That means a real bad experience.

02:12:27.000 Oh, yeah.

02:12:28.000 So we walk into the burrito shop and we used to joke that Like, nobody was ever there.

02:12:33.000 We'd walk in.

02:12:34.000 We were always the only people.

02:12:35.000 So it was like, how the fuck are they making money?

02:12:37.000 Are they, like, bringing food from home?

02:12:39.000 You know what I mean?

02:12:40.000 But anyways...

02:12:42.000 The room started spinning.

02:12:43.000 I felt like I was going to throw up.

02:12:45.000 And I just walked out of that place.

02:12:47.000 I needed to find a bush.

02:12:49.000 And as soon as I walked off, like 20 yards, I saw a bush.

02:12:52.000 And I thought, I'm not going to make it, man.

02:12:55.000 And I made a fucking beeline for the bush.

02:12:58.000 But then I collapsed halfway through on my hands and knees, just puking all over the sidewalk.

02:13:03.000 And I'm trying to drag.

02:13:04.000 I puked myself.

02:13:05.000 And then I puked here.

02:13:06.000 I took a couple more crawl steps.

02:13:09.000 I puked again three or four times.

02:13:10.000 I finally got to the bush.

02:13:12.000 Had a couple more ounces for the bush.

02:13:17.000 And then I felt great.

02:13:18.000 After I threw up, I felt great.

02:13:19.000 But man, I left a crime scene all over there.

02:13:22.000 Did you go back and eat?

02:13:23.000 So I left the place.

02:13:23.000 I went back in.

02:13:24.000 I left the place.

02:13:25.000 He's freaking out.

02:13:26.000 He's like, I gotta go outside.

02:13:27.000 I gotta find a bush.

02:13:28.000 I'm gonna puke.

02:13:29.000 I'm like, no way.

02:13:30.000 He goes outside and I wasn't sure.

02:13:32.000 Like, what do I do?

02:13:32.000 Do I order the food?

02:13:34.000 Do I wait?

02:13:35.000 Help him.

02:13:35.000 So I was like, how serious is this?

02:13:37.000 And I went outside.

02:13:38.000 He's on his hands and knees.

02:13:39.000 Pukes flying out of him.

02:13:41.000 He's crawling behind the corner to where these bushes were.

02:13:44.000 And he's hurling into the bushes.

02:13:45.000 I'm like, this is ridiculous.

02:13:47.000 And we're barbecued.

02:13:49.000 I mean, so the whole thing feels so surreal.

02:13:52.000 This isn't the same Mexican place you were just talking about?

02:13:53.000 No, no.

02:13:54.000 The other place, they don't even speak English.

02:13:56.000 Dude, it's in Woodland Hills?

02:13:57.000 The place I'm going to take you guys to?

02:13:58.000 They don't even speak English.

02:13:59.000 In Woodland Hills?

02:14:00.000 It's phenomenal.

02:14:01.000 I'm driving from Calabasas.

02:14:02.000 It's actually Canoga Park.

02:14:03.000 Word.

02:14:03.000 I'm driving from Calabasas just down to the PCH, and it's just a windy, you know, through Topanga Canyon, kind of windy.

02:14:08.000 Well, I had Jimmy Burke in the car who doesn't drive in cars.

02:14:11.000 He lives in New York City, so he is used to walking or riding his bike.

02:14:15.000 He never drives in cars.

02:14:18.000 So, as we're going down, I'm just taking it for granted.

02:14:20.000 I'm just zing, zing, zing, zing.

02:14:22.000 And he goes like this.

02:14:24.000 We get to the bottom, and he goes, Baba, you've got to pull over right now.

02:14:27.000 I go, why?

02:14:28.000 He goes, I think I'm going to die.

02:14:29.000 I go, what?

02:14:30.000 What happened?

02:14:30.000 He goes, you're swerving.

02:14:32.000 He was on his hands and knees, and we waited there for 45 minutes because he couldn't get back in the car.

02:14:37.000 That's how fucked it is.

02:14:38.000 And threw up and just kept throwing up.

02:14:40.000 Brian Callen, you ever think you drive like an asshole?

02:14:42.000 No.

02:14:42.000 What in the fuck?

02:14:43.000 No, he just wasn't used to it.

02:14:44.000 Jesus, no.

02:14:45.000 Or maybe I just hugged those turns.

02:14:47.000 I get super sick if I'm on my phone in the car.

02:14:51.000 Oh, you can't be on your phone in the back?

02:14:53.000 On my phone?

02:14:54.000 I get so sick.

02:14:55.000 Don't ever try to read a book while you're in the car, man.

02:14:57.000 It's your ears.

02:14:58.000 I get so sick when I do that.

02:15:00.000 I have to put my phone down, turn it off.

02:15:02.000 You have to concentrate on the horizon, and it'll slowly dissipate, but just focus on the horizon.

02:15:07.000 I get so sick with that.

02:15:08.000 I can read in a car.

02:15:09.000 Have you ever got seasick on a boat?

02:15:10.000 I can read.

02:15:11.000 I can fuck.

02:15:12.000 What?

02:15:12.000 Whoa.

02:15:12.000 Huh?

02:15:13.000 While you're driving or while someone else is driving?

02:15:15.000 Well, the Tesla drives itself while Ryan gets sucked in the back.

02:15:17.000 Fuck.

02:15:18.000 I'm trying to pound you.

02:15:19.000 Easy.

02:15:21.000 I farted.

02:15:24.000 The idea that you would be driving one of those cars and it runs out of batteries is what scares me the most.

02:15:30.000 I've had it happen.

02:15:31.000 Where?

02:15:32.000 It's a lie.

02:15:33.000 It never happened.

02:15:33.000 But I was on zero and I just made it into my driveway.

02:15:36.000 I remember we were somewhere and you had to stop and charge it.

02:15:39.000 You had to look up a charge place.

02:15:41.000 And zero gets you and it pissed me off.

02:15:44.000 I've only, like, two miles.

02:15:46.000 A couple miles on zero?

02:15:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:15:47.000 So you don't want to fuck with it.

02:15:48.000 But I, that happened to me twice, very recently, where I pulled into my, to Sony, and they plugged it in.

02:15:54.000 I was zero, at zero.

02:15:55.000 But Sony has plugging stations?

02:15:56.000 It also takes forever.

02:15:58.000 That freaks my head.

02:15:58.000 It takes forever to fucking charge it.

02:15:59.000 Fill up, yeah.

02:16:00.000 Yeah, man.

02:16:00.000 That's a bummer.

02:16:01.000 Four hours, you know, will get you, you need six hours to get 100%.

02:16:05.000 For 100%?

02:16:06.000 Really seven hours, probably.

02:16:08.000 Wow.

02:16:09.000 Yeah, depending.

02:16:09.000 If you're on the charger, if you're on the Tesla charger, you got an hour, you're in.

02:16:14.000 An hour?

02:16:14.000 Yeah, even less.

02:16:15.000 Can you get those at your crib?

02:16:17.000 That's like, no.

02:16:18.000 It's expensive.

02:16:20.000 I saw them at the movie theater the other day.

02:16:21.000 Yeah.

02:16:22.000 You can't get those, but you...

02:16:23.000 What movie did you see?

02:16:24.000 We saw the new Wreck-It Ralph.

02:16:27.000 Oh, is it good?

02:16:28.000 Yes, it's very good.

02:16:29.000 It's weird though.

02:16:30.000 Sarah Silverman's the voice of this little girl.

02:16:32.000 She's great in it.

02:16:34.000 She's great in it.

02:16:35.000 But it's so obviously her to me.

02:16:37.000 I'm like, oh, hey, Sarah.

02:16:38.000 I liked her one hour.

02:16:39.000 I saw half of it anyway.

02:16:40.000 I really liked it.

02:16:41.000 She's funny as shit, man.

02:16:42.000 I've seen her murder at the store.

02:16:46.000 One of the best.

02:16:47.000 Sarah Silverman?

02:16:49.000 Very, very good comic.

02:16:50.000 I think maybe the best...

02:16:52.000 Best female comic?

02:16:53.000 Female?

02:16:53.000 That's what I mean, yeah.

02:16:54.000 Dude, Trevor Noah's special on Netflix is funny as fuck.

02:16:57.000 Is it?

02:16:58.000 It's really funny.

02:16:58.000 I heard mixed reviews.

02:17:00.000 Really?

02:17:00.000 Yeah, since you said that.

02:17:01.000 But I mean, it's all subjective.

02:17:03.000 You made me laugh.

02:17:04.000 Yeah, it's all subjective.

02:17:05.000 You do have a purple car.

02:17:05.000 Brian judges you.

02:17:06.000 It's true.

02:17:07.000 Maybe we don't like the same humor.

02:17:09.000 No, I didn't infuriate you, the purple car.

02:17:12.000 It's just like...

02:17:13.000 He's just not your star at all.

02:17:15.000 No, no, no.

02:17:15.000 He's not Peacocky.

02:17:16.000 It's just like...

02:17:17.000 The way he dresses, he just...

02:17:19.000 I know what he's going to do.

02:17:20.000 Like, I know that that one Porsche wasn't enough.

02:17:22.000 And he's like...

02:17:23.000 And I'll get a picture.

02:17:25.000 He'll just send me a random picture.

02:17:27.000 And I'm like, don't you fucking do it.

02:17:29.000 Of course he needs the purple.

02:17:30.000 Do you think if you got rid of this Tesla...

02:17:33.000 And I know you want to have a car that has a backseat where you can take your kids.

02:17:35.000 Yeah.

02:17:36.000 And you drove a 911. I've driven one.

02:17:38.000 When was the last time?

02:17:39.000 One.

02:17:40.000 I drove Arnold Schwarzenegger's 911 Porsche Turbo.

02:17:44.000 When was that?

02:17:44.000 Because he put it up for sale and my friend was selling it and he said, I got a surprise for you.

02:17:48.000 An 88 or some shit?

02:17:49.000 No, it was like 2000s.

02:17:52.000 2000s.

02:17:53.000 It's a great car, but the problem is it's, you know, just a lot of, I think it was a stick.

02:17:58.000 You know, in traffic and shit, I'm just too lazy.

02:18:00.000 I'm not a driver.

02:18:01.000 First of all, you have to order a stick.

02:18:03.000 Most of them don't come with sticks.

02:18:03.000 This had a special interior, like it was a beautiful car.

02:18:07.000 Yeah, what I'm saying is if you drove one, if you drove like a 911, an automatic one, you would love it.

02:18:14.000 I'm sure.

02:18:15.000 But then again, I really love that Tesla.

02:18:17.000 I think my lease is up, so the question is do I get a Panamera?

02:18:21.000 What do I get?

02:18:21.000 When's the lease up?

02:18:22.000 March.

02:18:23.000 But I can trade it in already.

02:18:24.000 Well, you know...

02:18:26.000 There's benefits to both, right?

02:18:28.000 There's benefits to the electric thing.

02:18:29.000 It's pretty dope.

02:18:31.000 It's fast as shit.

02:18:32.000 Off the line, there's no gears, right?

02:18:35.000 There's no shifting.

02:18:36.000 You don't care about speed, though, right?

02:18:37.000 I like pickup.

02:18:38.000 I like pickup.

02:18:39.000 I like the fact that it parks itself, and I like the fact that it drives itself in shitty traffic.

02:18:44.000 If I'm in traffic, I'll go like that.

02:18:45.000 I hit this thing, and I just stand, and it just drives in bumper to bumper, and I never have to touch the wheel or the pedals.

02:18:51.000 Some people die with that.

02:18:52.000 Yeah, I hear you.

02:18:52.000 No, but you're going slow.

02:18:53.000 You know that stop and start?

02:18:54.000 That's tiring.

02:18:55.000 It's annoying.

02:18:57.000 Yeah.

02:18:57.000 Have your hand on the wheel a little bit lightly and just you can read a book.

02:19:00.000 I don't know about that.

02:19:02.000 Just drive the goddamn car, man.

02:19:04.000 Once you have cars driving for you?

02:19:06.000 It's the future.

02:19:06.000 What the fuck?

02:19:07.000 No way.

02:19:09.000 Hell no.

02:19:09.000 Eventually it will.

02:19:10.000 Our kids aren't going to get driver's licenses.

02:19:11.000 Now driver's licenses are way down.

02:19:14.000 Why would we drive, you old fuck?

02:19:16.000 Literally.

02:19:17.000 They Uber everywhere.

02:19:19.000 Kids aren't getting driver's licenses.

02:19:21.000 They just Uber.

02:19:22.000 Which is a little dangerous because those Uber drivers are weird as fuck.

02:19:26.000 But we're going to have driverless Ubers and then we're just going to get in.

02:19:28.000 No way.

02:19:29.000 Oh yeah.

02:19:30.000 You're going to let a car drive itself?

02:19:32.000 Eventually.

02:19:34.000 This new Tesla has so many cameras.

02:19:36.000 It just parked for me.

02:19:37.000 The download, I went.

02:19:40.000 My buddy goes, do you know how this works?

02:19:41.000 My buddy Jeff.

02:19:42.000 I go, no.

02:19:42.000 He goes, watch this.

02:19:44.000 I pushed this part.

02:19:45.000 I stood there.

02:19:46.000 It parked.

02:19:46.000 It parallel parked so fast and well.

02:19:49.000 So much better.

02:19:50.000 I didn't have to do it.

02:19:51.000 I sat there and it just went...

02:19:53.000 I was like, are you kidding?

02:19:54.000 It would make me feel like less of a man.

02:19:55.000 I know.

02:19:56.000 But you get lazy.

02:19:57.000 No, man.

02:19:58.000 It's just easy after a while.

02:19:59.000 That's ridiculous, man.

02:20:00.000 Hit a button.

02:20:01.000 Fucking ridiculous.

02:20:01.000 That so sounds like what people probably said when the printing press came out.

02:20:05.000 I know.

02:20:05.000 You're not going to write your words?

02:20:07.000 You're not going to get parchment paper?

02:20:08.000 It's different.

02:20:09.000 I'm talking about safety.

02:20:11.000 No, no, I'm not talking about pride or anything like that.

02:20:13.000 I'm talking about you're going to be driving on the freeway 65 miles an hour.

02:20:17.000 Eventually it's going to get so good.

02:20:21.000 No, I don't.

02:20:21.000 That would make me nervous.

02:20:22.000 That makes me nervous.

02:20:24.000 Way more than other people.

02:20:25.000 There's so many accidents.

02:20:26.000 You know how many dumbasses there are?

02:20:27.000 How many people are reading their phone?

02:20:29.000 I watched some lady the other day.

02:20:30.000 I'm not worried about someone else.

02:20:30.000 I'm worried about the car that I'm in.

02:20:32.000 The car that I'm in.

02:20:33.000 Because she didn't know traffic was going?

02:20:34.000 She's in the middle lane, yeah.

02:20:36.000 Middle lane, just stopped dead.

02:20:37.000 A woman I work with, her mother was killed by a distracted driver texting.

02:20:41.000 Killed her mother.

02:20:43.000 They say it's going to take over drunk driving and everything.

02:20:45.000 Texting and driving has been the number one problem.

02:20:47.000 Every time I see someone driving fucked up, I always pull up next to them and they're always on their phone.

02:20:51.000 Always.

02:20:52.000 It's like 89, 90% of the time.

02:20:55.000 It's not good.

02:20:55.000 The other, it's just people just distracted.

02:20:57.000 They should make it so that your phone doesn't work while you're driving.

02:21:00.000 Right.

02:21:01.000 Your phone shuts off when you drive.

02:21:02.000 There's an option in the new iPhones.

02:21:04.000 There's an option that locks you out of everything.

02:21:08.000 Yeah, when you text those.

02:21:09.000 I'm driving right now.

02:21:10.000 We'll give you a text.

02:21:11.000 Yeah.

02:21:12.000 But I mean, one of these days it might be mandatory, right?

02:21:16.000 It should be.

02:21:16.000 You cannot be on your phone while you're driving.

02:21:18.000 Unfortunately, it might take a tragedy.

02:21:20.000 Well, that is a law.

02:21:22.000 That is a law.

02:21:22.000 If you have a good hands-free system, you can do a lot of shit.

02:21:27.000 Like, I can press the little button on my steering wheel and say, call Eddie Bravo, and it'll call you.

02:21:33.000 You can also say text, Eddie, probably.

02:21:34.000 You can say text.

02:21:35.000 It'll re-text to you, too.

02:21:37.000 It'll re-text to you if you have Apple CarPlay.

02:21:38.000 Yep.

02:21:39.000 But then the problem is if you start getting pictures.

02:21:40.000 What do you mean re-text?

02:21:41.000 What does that mean?

02:21:41.000 Read.

02:21:42.000 Oh, it'll read text.

02:21:43.000 Yeah, it'll read your text.

02:21:45.000 Message from Eddie says, Brian Kelly, dick pic.

02:21:49.000 Yeah.

02:21:50.000 Would you like to reply?

02:21:52.000 No.

02:21:53.000 Okay.

02:21:54.000 It's kind of cool.

02:21:55.000 It's kind of weird, though.

02:21:58.000 They're going to have something.

02:21:59.000 Whatever this is, this is going to be nothing compared to whatever they settle on 10 years from now.

02:22:04.000 When the fuck are we getting flying cars?

02:22:06.000 That's never going to happen.

02:22:08.000 Remember your joke about it?

02:22:09.000 Your bit?

02:22:10.000 I haven't heard it.

02:22:11.000 It's great.

02:22:12.000 Is that on your new?

02:22:13.000 No.

02:22:15.000 2006?

02:22:16.000 2005?

02:22:16.000 No.

02:22:17.000 Like 2001 or 2002. No, but it didn't get on something.

02:22:21.000 Oh, okay.

02:22:22.000 I went from 99 to 2005. There was a long gap where I didn't film anything.

02:22:29.000 That's where that bit's from now.

02:22:30.000 99 to 2005?

02:22:32.000 Yeah.

02:22:32.000 A lot of special?

02:22:33.000 Yeah.

02:22:33.000 Why'd you do that?

02:22:34.000 Too busy.

02:22:35.000 That was the Fear Factor years.

02:22:36.000 Oh, gotcha.

02:22:37.000 You weren't grinding with comedy, so you didn't want to put on a special.

02:22:39.000 Jetpacks, remember?

02:22:40.000 Where are jetpacks?

02:22:41.000 We were supposed to have those.

02:22:42.000 I was doing a lot of spots at the store.

02:22:44.000 30 years ago.

02:22:46.000 Remember on Chips, like 1978, 1980, they had jetpacks back then, and we still haven't mastered it.

02:22:56.000 But they're getting pretty good, though.

02:22:58.000 I have seen some videos, yes.

02:22:59.000 Like Rocketeer?

02:23:01.000 Yeah, they're getting better now.

02:23:03.000 I saw a guy in the NFL invest half of his salary into flying cars.

02:23:08.000 This was in 2003. Oh no.

02:23:11.000 Yeah, he's not doing well.

02:23:12.000 Oh God.

02:23:13.000 It didn't work out.

02:23:14.000 Flying cars.

02:23:15.000 Jesus Christ.

02:23:16.000 Yeah, that's not going to happen.

02:23:17.000 Imagine putting all your money like, I'm going to get ahead of the curve.

02:23:22.000 Just banking on something like that, getting off the ground, getting approved, getting licensed, not dropping out of the sky and killing infrastructure.

02:23:30.000 In 1980, we didn't think, you know, in 2018, we'd still have cars with rubber tires, like engines, and basically the same thing.

02:23:39.000 Some countries are making gas cars illegal by 2020. Well, the craziest thing is...

02:23:44.000 What?

02:23:45.000 Are you serious?

02:23:46.000 Yeah, they're not going to release the sale of gas cars.

02:23:49.000 They're going to make them illegal.

02:23:50.000 What about retro cars?

02:23:52.000 Are you allowed to keep your car from 1980?

02:23:54.000 I'm not sure.

02:23:55.000 China, in one year, decided that their air was terrible.

02:23:59.000 And in one year, they basically said that you're going to use natural gas instead of coal and stuff like that in your home.

02:24:07.000 I think that was what it was.

02:24:08.000 But China has the advantage of just going, hey, all you billion-plus people, no more!

02:24:13.000 And they changed it in a fucking year.

02:24:14.000 They literally just changed the infrastructure.

02:24:16.000 So they'll be the first ones to have nothing but electric cars.

02:24:19.000 Is this all of China?

02:24:22.000 Yeah, look that up.

02:24:23.000 Don't they still have coal plants and shit?

02:24:25.000 Well, they do, but people were using things like coal and gas or fuel to cook their food, to heat their homes, and basically the president said, nah, natural gas, clean burning gas,

02:24:40.000 no more of this.

02:24:41.000 Changed it in a year.

02:24:42.000 The air is a lot better, because the air was pretty bad, but they said the air was the worst in Beijing.

02:24:48.000 One thing you see in Beijing is nothing but unfinished buildings.

02:24:52.000 They'll build 20 of the same exact-looking building in one area, and it's so ugly, these giant buildings.

02:25:00.000 And that's the landscape, and they're empty.

02:25:02.000 Or just cranes, and they're not working.

02:25:04.000 They overbuilt a lot.

02:25:06.000 Why'd they do that?

02:25:07.000 They have ghost cities.

02:25:08.000 They have huge cities where nobody lives in them because they were essentially saying, let's just build as many cities as we can, but they didn't have the population to move them in or the economy to support that city.

02:25:19.000 It's like North Korea too, right?

02:25:20.000 They have a bunch of empty cities.

02:25:21.000 Well, it's also how they created jobs.

02:25:23.000 Is that also, do you think, a product of communism versus capitalism?

02:25:27.000 Because capitalism, they would have had to have some sort of financial plan.

02:25:32.000 It's a command economy.

02:25:34.000 So why not just create jobs?

02:25:36.000 Create jobs.

02:25:37.000 If everybody's working, just build a bunch of buildings.

02:25:40.000 Right.

02:25:41.000 Whoa.

02:25:41.000 Nobody has to live in them, but just as long as we got people going in...

02:25:45.000 Downtown L.A. is kind of like that.

02:25:46.000 They're building new skyscrapers all the goddamn time, 24-7.

02:25:51.000 Yeah, but they're selling the shit out of them.

02:25:53.000 That's the difference between...

02:25:53.000 The marketplace dictates.

02:25:55.000 You have developers that take huge risk, and they say, I'm going to build this in the hopes that I can fill that retail space, office space.

02:26:02.000 China, there's not the same pressures.

02:26:04.000 Yeah.

02:26:05.000 You know, China's an economy of influence, too.

02:26:07.000 A lot of times you're not doing business unless you've got, you know, connections with the people that okay your permits, etc.

02:26:14.000 Fuck.

02:26:15.000 We're so lucky we don't live in a dictatorship like that.

02:26:19.000 Like, if you're stuck under the boot of something like North Korea, you're stuck under the boot.

02:26:25.000 We could have got a shit roll of the dice.

02:26:28.000 Of course.

02:26:29.000 Born in there.

02:26:29.000 I think about it all the time.

02:26:31.000 Especially because I lived in those countries as a kid.

02:26:33.000 We take a lot of our freedoms for granted, but at the same time, they're always under threat.

02:26:40.000 I think from companies like the fact that so much information is concentrated in so few companies, like Facebook.

02:26:48.000 Like Google.

02:26:49.000 I worry about the consolidation of power.

02:26:50.000 And they have political agendas.

02:26:51.000 Yes, they have political agendas.

02:26:52.000 That's the real issue.

02:26:53.000 The real issue is that they lean politically.

02:26:56.000 But they almost should be completely neutral and just allow or not allow things based on whether or not it violates their rules.

02:27:05.000 But that's not really the case.

02:27:07.000 No, and also the way campaign finance works, like the way you have to have money.

02:27:13.000 It's changing a little, but if you don't have money, as a politician, you better say what the people that are financing your campaign.

02:27:22.000 They'll tell you.

02:27:23.000 They'll give you a sheet on what to say.

02:27:24.000 If you don't do that, you're not in Congress the next time you're around.

02:27:27.000 You have to listen to the people that put you there.

02:27:31.000 And that's a problem.

02:27:32.000 It costs a lot of money to get elected.

02:27:35.000 You've got to have very clear rules.

02:27:38.000 If you're going to have rules in terms of what you can and can't say, they have to apply to everyone, regardless of race, regardless of gender, ethnicity, and they don't.

02:27:49.000 One of the things that Brett Weinstein tweeted the other day that I retweeted was some woman who wrote...

02:27:54.000 All white people are racist.

02:27:56.000 And she just went on this anti-white screed.

02:28:00.000 Like, you just can't say that.

02:28:01.000 That's dumb.

02:28:02.000 That's a dumb generalization, and it's racist.

02:28:05.000 And you don't think it's racist because it's racist against white people, but it's racist.

02:28:09.000 It's so stupid that you allow that, but you don't allow racism against other racists.

02:28:13.000 Well, what's funny is that they're thinking the same way.

02:28:16.000 Their methodology is the same as the people they're criticizing.

02:28:20.000 Yeah, it's racist.

02:28:21.000 It's not what you think, it's how you think that makes more of a difference, right?

02:28:24.000 So you're thinking like a racist.

02:28:26.000 I know that you have a different kind of racism, but it's still racist.

02:28:30.000 Well, they think it's justified.

02:28:31.000 And their shitty way of doing the math.

02:28:34.000 Yeah, they're not that smart.

02:28:36.000 That's the other thing.

02:28:37.000 Is that Warren, Joe?

02:28:39.000 Barely.

02:28:39.000 It's been sitting here for three hours, this coffee.

02:28:41.000 But the way you get elected and stay elected is you tow the...

02:28:46.000 Like, if you want to have sort of anti-Wall Street legislation, certain things.

02:28:52.000 So swipe fees.

02:28:54.000 Swipe fees on your ATM. That's a huge issue.

02:28:57.000 And it doesn't affect a lot of us, but it affects a corporation's, a bank's bottom line.

02:29:03.000 And that becomes, you better vote favorably or you're gonna have a problem.

02:29:07.000 I think more and more Americans are realizing that money and politics is a big problem.

02:29:12.000 It is.

02:29:12.000 How the fuck would you ever get it out?

02:29:15.000 I don't know.

02:29:16.000 It's always been that way.

02:29:17.000 The question is, does your government represent you?

02:29:20.000 Right.

02:29:21.000 Right.

02:29:21.000 So gerrymandering and how campaigns are financed.

02:29:25.000 Drives me nuts how quiet Eddie is during all this government talk.

02:29:27.000 I'm thinking about Distinguished Gentleman.

02:29:28.000 Remember Eddie Murphy when he became a politician?

02:29:32.000 I remember that one.

02:29:33.000 Old school, man.

02:29:34.000 Did I see that one?

02:29:35.000 I might not have seen it.

02:29:36.000 That might be the one that I've never saw.

02:29:37.000 Yeah, he wanted to be a politician because he found out that damn, that's where you make the money.

02:29:41.000 So he enters politics just like, You know, just taking bribes and all that shit.

02:29:46.000 But then he gets a conscience.

02:29:47.000 Then he does the right thing at the end.

02:29:49.000 But a congressman spends, a U.S. congressman spends between 30 and 70 percent of his time or her time on the phone to people they don't know trying to raise money.

02:29:58.000 And you're not allowed to do that on government property.

02:30:00.000 So what you do is you go across the street.

02:30:02.000 You're sitting in your car.

02:30:04.000 You can go across the street in the Capitol, they're in their car, and they're making phone calls.

02:30:07.000 They're giving a list.

02:30:08.000 And you make a phone call, and you spend 30-70% of your time doing that to raise money.

02:30:14.000 There's something wrong with that.

02:30:15.000 That's kind of fucked up.

02:30:17.000 Whenever I hear people talk too much about politics, even myself included, my own words, I'm like, you're talking about a rigged game.

02:30:25.000 It's like you're talking about pro wrestling.

02:30:27.000 It's like you're talking about something that's...

02:30:30.000 You're pretending that it's real.

02:30:31.000 But you know, of course the government is corrupt as fuck.

02:30:37.000 But when you're talking about stuff like that, like are the elections rigged?

02:30:42.000 Do our votes count?

02:30:44.000 The one thing that I learned from these midterms is that if your vote didn't count and it's all decided like pro-wrestling, then there wouldn't be all this voter fraud and all these computers that can, you know.

02:30:58.000 But voter fraud's not what I'm talking about.

02:30:59.000 I'm not talking about voting.

02:31:01.000 I'm talking about the way, once you're in office, the way things get handled.

02:31:05.000 No, I get it.

02:31:06.000 But what I'm saying is, from the elections, you see that your votes do matter.

02:31:12.000 There's a lot of corruption and fraud going on.

02:31:15.000 But if it was all rigged like WWE, they wouldn't need to do all that.

02:31:18.000 You still gotta vote.

02:31:21.000 You're right.

02:31:22.000 So it's still the real system.

02:31:25.000 Because a lot of people think it's not a real system.

02:31:27.000 It doesn't matter.

02:31:28.000 They already decide and they're just going to put them in.

02:31:29.000 No, the way they actually decide is they decide who they're going to rig the machines for.

02:31:35.000 But the votes still count.

02:31:37.000 You just got to make sure that there's no shenanigans going on.

02:31:40.000 People most certainly do count, but where it gets really squirrely, and this is where politics get goofy, is in why do politicians do what they do?

02:31:49.000 Do they do what they do to support the people, or do they do what they do because special interest groups have influenced them?

02:31:55.000 It's way more.

02:31:56.000 Well, not only that, here's what's really wild.

02:31:57.000 So Capitol Hill, when you're in Congress, they call that the farm team.

02:32:01.000 Because in Capitol Hill, you spend six years, seven years, let's just say you're a senator.

02:32:06.000 Now, when you're a senator for, I don't know, 10 years, when you're on Capitol Hill as a congressman for six, for 10 years, you develop real connections and relationships with government officials who make decisions.

02:32:19.000 You also understand how government works.

02:32:21.000 You understand who's actually influencing who.

02:32:23.000 So now what do you do?

02:32:24.000 So let's say you lose an election, or let's say you decide, I made my $160,000 a year, can't really live on that money.

02:32:31.000 You go to K Street.

02:32:33.000 You join a lobbying firm.

02:32:36.000 And because you've been there for six or nine or ten years, you know a lot of people.

02:32:41.000 And that lobbying firm goes, hey, we'll pay you a million dollars now.

02:32:45.000 And all you got to do is drive to Capitol Hill every day, get in there and influence, use your connections so that we can get what we want from government.

02:32:56.000 So corporations hiring lobbying firms to lobby for their bottom line.

02:33:01.000 So now you're working...

02:33:03.000 To influence government.

02:33:04.000 And the problem is when you're in Congress, you know that.

02:33:07.000 You know you have a job waiting if you can make great connections.

02:33:10.000 And now, Washington becomes an economy of influence.

02:33:14.000 That's the game, right?

02:33:15.000 Yes.

02:33:16.000 You gotta have Lawrence Lessig on your goddamn podcast.

02:33:19.000 He can explain.

02:33:19.000 He's a Harvard professor.

02:33:20.000 That motherfucker.

02:33:21.000 Yeah, you keep telling me about the podcast you did with him.

02:33:23.000 He'll break it down.

02:33:25.000 Yeah, listen to that.

02:33:26.000 I sent it to you, I think.

02:33:27.000 It's Lawrence Lessig.

02:33:30.000 He breaks it down.

02:33:31.000 He wrote a book called Republic Lost, and he's got a couple TED Talks.

02:33:34.000 On how politics works?

02:33:35.000 Yes, and basically he said, your government doesn't represent you, and here's why.

02:33:41.000 Here's how it works.

02:33:42.000 When he breaks it down, you go...

02:33:43.000 It's simple the way he breaks it down, because he's a constitutional scholar out of Harvard, but you're like...

02:33:48.000 Fuck!

02:33:49.000 And what he said was fascinating.

02:33:51.000 He said, Washington's a place where even if you're a good person, You must behave in a corrupt manner if you want to survive.

02:33:58.000 That's when you have problems.

02:33:59.000 When good people have to behave corruptly.

02:34:01.000 The bright side of all that is the fact that there is people getting suicided and bribery going on.

02:34:11.000 That means that there's hope that there's good people inside the government that you've got to watch.

02:34:16.000 You've got to watch your ass.

02:34:18.000 We've got to hire someone to kill you because we don't want to go to jail.

02:34:22.000 They don't have to kill you.

02:34:23.000 They can just get What I'm saying is, the fact that there is all that bribery and suiciding, that means that there's good people in there that are going after the bad people.

02:34:37.000 To me, I look at the bright side.

02:34:39.000 I used to think there was no hope.

02:34:41.000 I used to think, fuck, when the Bushes were in office, Clinton, Obama, I was like, I didn't pay attention to shit.

02:34:48.000 I just said, They're all corrupt.

02:34:50.000 It's all rigged.

02:34:52.000 And it's all, you know, there's nothing you can do about it.

02:34:54.000 But, you know, over the last couple years, you know, since Trump got into office, now I'm like paying attention.

02:35:00.000 Like, there are some good people trying to do some good shit.

02:35:03.000 Like Trey Gowdy.

02:35:04.000 Listen to that motherfucker.

02:35:05.000 Trey Gowdy's a bad motherfucker.

02:35:07.000 What are you talking about?

02:35:08.000 Matt Gaetz.

02:35:08.000 No, politicians.

02:35:09.000 Who are these people?

02:35:10.000 The congressmen.

02:35:11.000 Oh, man.

02:35:12.000 There are some great people going after the bad people.

02:35:14.000 That's why there needs to be bribes and suiciding and blackmail.

02:35:18.000 The reason there's blackmail is because there's good people in there.

02:35:20.000 If everybody was bad, why would you blackmail anybody?

02:35:23.000 Well, the problem is it's really subtle the way they can get you out, though, because when you're donors...

02:35:27.000 We're good to go.

02:35:50.000 I give your, through a super pack or whatever it might be, I give your campaign a lot of money.

02:35:57.000 Now, you're a regular dude, you're not corrupt, but human beings, when somebody gives them a real hand when they needed it, you can't help but to feel a little indebted.

02:36:06.000 What if there are two ideas?

02:36:09.000 What if you had a voucher system with all of us, we're given a certain amount of money every election cycle, and we were allowed anonymously to give that money to whoever we thought was a viable candidate?

02:36:20.000 It'd be anonymous.

02:36:22.000 Or, what if all donations were anonymous?

02:36:25.000 What if you couldn't say who it was from?

02:36:28.000 But if you know you got a lot of stuff from GE, or you know you got a lot of stuff from Lockheed, and there's a bill that comes up for Saudi Arabia to buy a bunch of tanks or whatever, or weaponry, It's going to be very hard for you to vote against that.

02:36:41.000 And if you do, those people that got you in power last time aren't going to get you in power.

02:36:45.000 They basically figured out a way to make bribing legal.

02:36:47.000 They just give you stuff to hook you up and take care of you and add money to your campaign, but then don't exactly tell you what to do.

02:36:54.000 But you know what the fuck's going on.

02:36:55.000 The book to read is Republic Lost.

02:36:56.000 That's a fucking good book.

02:36:58.000 Is it on audio?

02:36:59.000 Yes, it's amazing.

02:37:00.000 Get Lawrence Lessig on your goddamn podcast.

02:37:02.000 He'll break it down.

02:37:03.000 I need you to relax a little.

02:37:05.000 I get excited about it.

02:37:06.000 Because when you say campaign finance reform, it's so boring, right?

02:37:09.000 Right.

02:37:09.000 The minute I hear that, I go like this.

02:37:10.000 I've read a book, two books on it, and I'm like, I get bored.

02:37:13.000 I get tired right away.

02:37:14.000 But it's so important.

02:37:17.000 They've got to figure out some way to stop these giant corporations from influencing politicians.

02:37:22.000 They've got to find some way.

02:37:24.000 It's got to become illegal.

02:37:25.000 There is blowback.

02:37:26.000 They're influencing everybody.

02:37:27.000 They're influencing TV shows and everybody.

02:37:30.000 There's money to be made no matter what.

02:37:32.000 The idea is that they want so much, anything that threatens that money, the real true marketplace, they want to put the fucking brakes to that.

02:37:41.000 But you're supposed to cancel each other out, though.

02:37:44.000 So ideally, there's nothing wrong with petitioning your government.

02:37:47.000 That's in the Constitution.

02:37:48.000 So you can lobby your government.

02:37:49.000 It's called petitioning your government.

02:37:50.000 Right, but the problem is not that you're donating money to your campaign.

02:37:53.000 But isn't lobbying illegal in some countries?

02:37:59.000 Probably.

02:38:00.000 The problem with lobbying, so Citizens United… But what countries would they be illegal in?

02:38:05.000 I think maybe Holland.

02:38:07.000 That makes sense.

02:38:07.000 I think lobbying, because that's what… But lobbying, the problem with making lobbying illegal is it's part of free speech.

02:38:14.000 That's what was ruled in the Supreme Court.

02:38:16.000 So Citizens United… So in other words, if I want to give money to you, you're a politician, and I want Eddie Bravo to be president, right?

02:38:24.000 I should be able to exercise my right as a citizen and support you.

02:38:29.000 So I want to amplify your voice.

02:38:31.000 That means you need money.

02:38:32.000 So to tell me I can't give money to the person I like is a restriction of free speech.

02:38:36.000 And I think that was the Citizens United Supreme Court decision.

02:38:40.000 You know, there's another problem.

02:38:41.000 The other problem is when subjects like this get brought up, and this is one of the most important subjects that we could ever discuss, like how our world gets run.

02:38:49.000 Yes.

02:38:49.000 I get bored as fuck.

02:38:50.000 I know!

02:38:51.000 You get bored as fuck.

02:38:52.000 He turns out.

02:38:52.000 I've been staring at the wall for the last 30 minutes.

02:38:55.000 Isn't it funny?

02:38:56.000 I understand.

02:38:57.000 I get it.

02:38:57.000 You don't want to have to deal with it.

02:38:58.000 It's just not my cup of tea.

02:38:59.000 You don't want to have to deal with it.

02:39:00.000 But it affects all of us deeply.

02:39:01.000 You want to be like these North Sentinel people.

02:39:02.000 I feel like there's nothing we can do about it.

02:39:04.000 I'm like, dude, I've never been so into politics ever.

02:39:07.000 I'm fucking balls deep in it.

02:39:09.000 I love it.

02:39:10.000 It's like Game of Thrones, but it's for real and it affects your life.

02:39:13.000 It does affect your life.

02:39:14.000 It's real shit.

02:39:15.000 There's real Game of Thrones going on right now, and it's so entertaining to find out what the fuck, instead of watching a goddamn TV show that does nothing for your life.

02:39:24.000 It's like Game of Thrones really going on right now if you pay attention.

02:39:28.000 Yeah, but the problem is, I watched TV shows so that I could just have fun.

02:39:34.000 Yeah, I'm not saying don't do that.

02:39:35.000 I'm not saying don't do that.

02:39:37.000 You can do both.

02:39:38.000 Those things freak me the fuck out.

02:39:40.000 And you can do both.

02:39:41.000 You can do both.

02:39:41.000 But if you really start paying attention too much to politics, and I have a bunch of friends that are really into politics.

02:39:46.000 Especially right now.

02:39:48.000 Right now is so important.

02:39:50.000 But let me ask all of you this.

02:39:52.000 So as far as not standing out of politics or whatever, what if, this is where it comes down to, we all have kids here.

02:39:58.000 So now there is a legislative agenda Whatever it might be.

02:40:03.000 And it's an agenda that says we want to teach your kids something like, let's just say because the social scientists and academia wins their way, gets into the air of politicians, which happens all the time, and politicians say all schools, public schools at least, where my kids go,

02:40:19.000 are going to teach that there's zero biological difference or zero difference between men and women.

02:40:24.000 Oh, and by the way, ready?

02:40:26.000 Evolution is a theory and we're going to put it on the same standings as creationist theory too.

02:40:31.000 I.E. School Board in Kansas, I think at one point, had that going on.

02:40:37.000 So wait a minute.

02:40:38.000 Are you saying the same people that say...

02:40:41.000 I'm just saying what happens if you stay out of this debate and the wrong people push their ideas forward, which usually have a political agenda, you might be faced with a situation where somebody's trying to educate your kid in things that you just...

02:40:58.000 Not only disagree with, but are factually incorrect.

02:41:01.000 So this happens.

02:41:02.000 This is where it starts getting personal.

02:41:04.000 Yeah, it can get real weird.

02:41:05.000 Like, there was this thing from Nature the other day that I retweeted.

02:41:09.000 Because Brett Weinstein had...

02:41:14.000 Brought it up and he was like, this is really disturbing that these people are making this distinction.

02:41:20.000 And he was talking about the difference between biological sex and real...

02:41:25.000 I don't want to misquote it, so I'll find out the exact thing.

02:41:29.000 But they're essentially promoting social justice principles over scientific principles and it's supposed to be a company that specializes in science.

02:41:40.000 Right.

02:41:41.000 So instead of just being scientific, they're scientific with a very clear, progressive political twist to it.

02:41:48.000 And you're like, well, just because something's inconvenient doesn't mean it's incorrect.

02:41:53.000 Just because something's uncomfortable doesn't mean it's not true.

02:41:57.000 And there's things that you might have your own personal beliefs and values and ethics, but that's not what we're counting on when you're a science journal.

02:42:03.000 We're counting on just facts.

02:42:06.000 That's it.

02:42:07.000 And they're not doing that.

02:42:08.000 Did you see the, I think I sent you a YouTube thing?

02:42:11.000 To say this proposal has no foundation in science is nonsense.

02:42:14.000 The genitals...

02:42:15.000 So this is what it is.

02:42:16.000 Pull up the Nature one first so I can read that.

02:42:19.000 The U.S. editorial, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, proposes to establish a legal definition of whether someone is male or female based on the genitals they are born with.

02:42:29.000 This proposal has no foundation in science and should be abandoned.

02:42:34.000 And this is the journal Nature.

02:42:35.000 So the problem with that is what Brett Weinstein very...

02:42:40.000 Succinctly says.

02:42:42.000 To say, in quotes, this proposal has no foundation in science, which is what they said, he says, is nonsense.

02:42:48.000 The genitals one is born with show overwhelming correlation with one's self-assessed gender as predicted by evolutionary theory.

02:42:57.000 If we grant nature's claim, we condemn the study of complex phenomena to a dark age.

02:43:02.000 There you go.

02:43:03.000 That's a classic fucking example.

02:43:05.000 And nature should know better, but they have a political Where'd that come from?

02:43:09.000 They were influenced by strong forces, probably on the radical left in this instance.

02:43:15.000 There are other forces on the other side.

02:43:17.000 That's where the wind is going, and if you support that, you get way more love than you get hate.

02:43:21.000 There's currency to it.

02:43:22.000 You lick your finger, you find out where the wind's going.

02:43:25.000 To say that there's no correlation is fucking bananas.

02:43:28.000 We're all men.

02:43:29.000 And that's controversial, by the way.

02:43:31.000 It's controversial to say it.

02:43:32.000 Well, there's a lot of nonsense going on right now that I think will eventually be sorted out once the dust settles.

02:43:37.000 But I think this is just a wave of information.

02:43:39.000 It goes left.

02:43:40.000 It goes right.

02:43:41.000 Everybody's battling it out.

02:43:42.000 And because people are more concerned with their side winning than they are with actual facts, a lot of really stupid ideas get supported instead of objectively analyzed for whether or not they contain truth.

02:43:52.000 There's pushback with kids, though.

02:43:53.000 So my buddy's son is 15, and it's all about gender and educating you on gender.

02:44:01.000 In high school.

02:44:02.000 People choose their pronouns.

02:44:03.000 So when you're in college, my nephew who was in college, 18 years old, they said, say your name and please tell us what pronoun you would like to be referred to.

02:44:13.000 In class?

02:44:14.000 Yes, right?

02:44:15.000 First day orientation.

02:44:16.000 What school is this?

02:44:18.000 So now the kids, though, as they're being taught this by their fucking teachers, because their kids, they're like, the fuck out of here.

02:44:26.000 So my friend goes, look at that.

02:44:27.000 Look at that butterfly.

02:44:28.000 Isn't he beautiful?

02:44:29.000 And his son goes, Dad!

02:44:31.000 Do you have any idea how hurtful it is to that butterfly?

02:44:34.000 You have no idea what that butterfly's gender is.

02:44:37.000 And they're all fucking around now.

02:44:38.000 So there's pushback on that shit.

02:44:40.000 Well, I would hope there's some pushback.

02:44:43.000 Kids are going to know.

02:44:44.000 Because we can see it.

02:44:45.000 No, there's some really influenced people, easily influenced people that are adopting all this stuff.

02:44:50.000 Of course.

02:44:50.000 Way more so than it was when we were growing up.

02:44:52.000 Of course.

02:44:52.000 Especially in L.A. Indoctrination is the right word, too.

02:44:56.000 Yes.

02:44:57.000 You could get kids to believe in anything.

02:44:59.000 I used some MKUltra on my son, too.

02:45:01.000 I said, you know what?

02:45:02.000 I'm going to make him a Cleveland Browns fan.

02:45:04.000 We flew to Cleveland, watched a Cleveland Browns, and all he wanted was a Baker Mayfield jersey.

02:45:09.000 He wants to be like Dad, though.

02:45:10.000 And I'm like, fucking work.

02:45:11.000 He wants to be like Dad.

02:45:12.000 Yeah, but that's what happens.

02:45:14.000 He got into Cleveland Browns on one trip.

02:45:17.000 He's all for it.

02:45:18.000 It's hard, though, to keep a theory going that doesn't really have any basis in science.

02:45:24.000 At the end of the day, it's kind of bankrupt.

02:45:26.000 It's going to fizzle out over time.

02:45:27.000 And I don't think they're very smart.

02:45:28.000 I think they're political, and I don't think they're very smart.

02:45:30.000 I don't think their scholarship is deep.

02:45:33.000 Men, women...

02:45:35.000 People born as men but think they're women.

02:45:37.000 People born as women think they're men.

02:45:39.000 People that think they're both.

02:45:41.000 That's five.

02:45:41.000 That's very rare.

02:45:42.000 And then what else?

02:45:43.000 They said there's like 60 of them or something, right?

02:45:45.000 78 different gender pronouns, but that's because no one has agreed on what the gender pronoun should be.

02:45:50.000 So if you decide that yours is Z-I-R, and I said, no, mine is Z-Y-R-E. Sorry.

02:45:57.000 I need someone to explain all this.

02:45:59.000 It's an obsession.

02:46:00.000 What a waste of time.

02:46:01.000 They're people that want to be special.

02:46:04.000 This is a big part of what everybody wants.

02:46:05.000 You gotta go to school to find out if you're a guy?

02:46:08.000 Come on, you gotta take courses?

02:46:10.000 I know you think you're a guy, but you're gonna find out for sure in six months.

02:46:16.000 You know what Sam Harris said that I fucking loved?

02:46:17.000 He said, right now, the one thing to keep in mind is that Being offended is not an argument and it's not a virtue.

02:46:26.000 So you can't just shut the conversation down because you're offended and you're taking issue with what I say.

02:46:33.000 That ain't an argument and it sure as fuck ain't a virtue.

02:46:36.000 But that's what's going on.

02:46:38.000 What's her name?

02:46:39.000 Heather McDonald, is that her name?

02:46:40.000 She was speaking at a college and there was a law student.

02:46:44.000 He was just giving her the finger the whole time.

02:46:46.000 And all she was trying to do is talk about something that was based in science.

02:46:50.000 Heather McDonald?

02:46:51.000 What's her name?

02:46:52.000 The comic?

02:46:53.000 No, she's a professor, a journalist, a professor of journalism, I think.

02:46:57.000 And she's a very reasonable kind of like clear...

02:47:00.000 It doesn't matter, man.

02:47:01.000 People are struggling so hard to find things to be offended at that they're pointing at targets that aren't viable and they're throwing all their weight into it and when it doesn't work, they back out and they try someone new.

02:47:13.000 That's right.

02:47:13.000 You know, Christina Hoff Summers, you ever see the things that she did where she was trying to speak and they were shouting her down and making all this noise in the crowd.

02:47:20.000 They're trying to boo her off the stage.

02:47:23.000 They're trying to silence people because it's something that you can do.

02:47:26.000 You can get it done.

02:47:27.000 Because they're afraid of their ideas.

02:47:29.000 They don't think their ideas can compete.

02:47:30.000 It's not just that they're afraid of it.

02:47:30.000 It's a game, man.

02:47:31.000 It's a game.

02:47:32.000 Something to do.

02:47:33.000 They're on one side.

02:47:34.000 She's on the other.

02:47:35.000 They rode for the Browns.

02:47:36.000 She's with the Raiders.

02:47:37.000 That's what it is, man.

02:47:38.000 That's right.

02:47:39.000 It's 100% what it is.

02:47:41.000 What are your feelings on the caravan situation?

02:47:43.000 What do you guys think about that?

02:47:44.000 Desperate people?

02:47:44.000 Why is it any different from all the people that are getting in here every day?

02:47:48.000 It's a fake thing we're supposed to be paying attention to.

02:47:51.000 What exactly happened with the caravan?

02:47:52.000 They're making a big publicity event out of these people that want to come to America.

02:47:56.000 So they're all coming together.

02:47:58.000 They want asylum.

02:47:59.000 They came from Honduras.

02:48:01.000 So MS-13 and this other gang are the biggest employers there.

02:48:04.000 If you don't join them, you get your family killed.

02:48:06.000 Nice guys.

02:48:07.000 And I think that these people are desperate.

02:48:09.000 They're essentially refugees from a place that's intolerable to live.

02:48:13.000 But they're making it this really big political deal.

02:48:16.000 It's very publicized.

02:48:18.000 Totally.

02:48:18.000 And apparently, they're not always walking.

02:48:20.000 Sometimes they get in the vans and people drive in places.

02:48:23.000 Are you saying that we shouldn't let them in?

02:48:24.000 I don't know what you do.

02:48:25.000 I'm not saying that we shouldn't let them in or we shouldn't let them in.

02:48:27.000 This is what I'm saying.

02:48:27.000 No, I'm saying what's the issue.

02:48:29.000 Well, yeah, definitely people don't want them in.

02:48:30.000 They're illegal immigrants.

02:48:32.000 But what's interesting to me is if you come from Cuba, you could just come.

02:48:36.000 Yeah.

02:48:37.000 If you get on a boat, if you get over here in America, we're like, you made it, bro!

02:48:41.000 Come on in!

02:48:41.000 But if you try from Guatemala, we're like, nah, sorry, son.

02:48:44.000 Ronald Patchett, dirt.

02:48:45.000 Find another country.

02:48:46.000 Don't take our food stamps.

02:48:48.000 But because of the MS-13, right?

02:48:50.000 Because of that horrible gang.

02:48:51.000 Yeah, but it's fascinating.

02:48:53.000 They have horrible murders in New York.

02:48:55.000 We made an agreement that anybody who's trying to escape the kind of shitty situation they have in Cuba will allow that.

02:49:02.000 Right.

02:49:02.000 Oh, I got you.

02:49:03.000 I got you.

02:49:04.000 But if you're from Colombia.

02:49:05.000 Yeah, I mean, if you're Yoel Romero and you come over from Cuba, that's true.

02:49:10.000 Because you're a communist country.

02:49:11.000 We'll take you.

02:49:12.000 And people think that all Mexicans are for the caravan and we want them in.

02:49:17.000 That's not true.

02:49:18.000 Most Mexicans are like...

02:49:20.000 Immigration is complicated.

02:49:21.000 Find another country.

02:49:23.000 You ain't getting our welfare.

02:49:24.000 You know what I mean?

02:49:25.000 Mexicans ain't down for that caravan.

02:49:27.000 They want them turned away too.

02:49:28.000 It's a complicated emotional issue, man.

02:49:32.000 It's like I always do this joke where I believe in borders, but I'd be a shitty border control agent, right?

02:49:36.000 Like I do think borders are reasonable, but nobody gets over and then I'd be like, oh, the kids.

02:49:41.000 Fuck it.

02:49:41.000 Come on.

02:49:42.000 I think Americans feel that way.

02:49:45.000 It's a hard thing.

02:49:46.000 Do you live in a gated community?

02:49:47.000 No.

02:49:48.000 Okay.

02:49:48.000 I mean, yes.

02:49:49.000 No?

02:49:51.000 It's like the idea that there's a real country.

02:49:54.000 That there's a place where you can go and a place where you can't go.

02:49:56.000 And you have to have papers and they may cross this law in the dirt.

02:50:00.000 Like they've set up fences and borders.

02:50:02.000 Well, the service industry needs...

02:50:04.000 I mean, if you think about the United States, the United States essentially is not just a country.

02:50:10.000 It's a collection of different areas.

02:50:12.000 And each different area has its own culture, almost their own language.

02:50:17.000 The way they talk in Florida is way fucking different than the way they talk in Maine.

02:50:20.000 It's really weird.

02:50:21.000 It's all the same language, but it's almost like they're separate little countries.

02:50:25.000 And we travel amongst each other, no problem.

02:50:28.000 And you're allowed to.

02:50:29.000 You're allowed to bail out.

02:50:30.000 I'm going to try to Vegas for a while.

02:50:31.000 I'm going to get me a job at a casino.

02:50:33.000 Nobody cares.

02:50:34.000 You're fine, as long as you're on this one patch of dirt.

02:50:37.000 But the reason why we don't allow all the other patches of dirt to do the same thing and everybody just flow freely is because there's some spots that just don't have it good at all.

02:50:47.000 And we want those people to stay there.

02:50:49.000 Although your spot you haven't fixed.

02:50:53.000 You haven't fixed your spot.

02:50:54.000 But you know what the connective tissue is for Americans, even though that's true?

02:50:58.000 The connective tissue that I think a lot of countries don't have is that the one thing we have going for, even if it's a myth for a lot of people, the one thing all Americans have going for them is the idea that...

02:51:12.000 There's a chance, if I do the right thing, I may be poor now, but I could be a fucking millionaire.

02:51:19.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.

02:51:20.000 That shit is so, but that's what keeps the sort of people who have nothing from creating a revolution.

02:51:26.000 Yeah.

02:51:26.000 But if we lose that, if people start thinking that's not for them.

02:51:29.000 But don't you have to have some regulation?

02:51:29.000 Like, you can't let everybody in, right?

02:51:31.000 Right.

02:51:31.000 You can't let everybody in, but you can let everybody in from Kentucky.

02:51:34.000 If everybody from Kentucky decided to move to L.A., we would just have to deal with it.

02:51:38.000 Well, it's American.

02:51:38.000 They got citizenship.

02:51:39.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:51:40.000 Like, it's odd.

02:51:41.000 The reason why we can't have world citizenship is because some places suck too hard.

02:51:46.000 You don't have for nationalism?

02:51:48.000 I'm not saying that it's good or bad.

02:51:50.000 I'm just looking at it as a thing right now.

02:51:51.000 If I had to say, do I like it?

02:51:54.000 Honestly, I think the whole world, the human beings as a race, would be way better off if everybody could move where it's good.

02:52:01.000 And then we would figure out why there's too many people where it's good, and then it'll settle down, and you move to a better spot, and it'll eventually even out.

02:52:08.000 That'll never happen, though.

02:52:09.000 It would never even out.

02:52:10.000 The reason why people in segregated areas don't advance, like these people in Sentinel Island.

02:52:16.000 It's kind of a fucked up example.

02:52:18.000 Satan's Island.

02:52:19.000 They're not going anywhere.

02:52:21.000 They're wearing leaves over their dicks.

02:52:23.000 But they like them.

02:52:24.000 Do they?

02:52:26.000 But Joe, the European Union is that.

02:52:28.000 By the way, you and I are morons.

02:52:30.000 If we were living on that island, we would be having leaves over our dick too.

02:52:33.000 It's not like, oh, I'm just going to invent a satellite.

02:52:35.000 These fucking morons.

02:52:37.000 We don't know how to do any of that stuff.

02:52:38.000 So we would be with them just with a greater understanding of what's possible with smarter people around.

02:52:43.000 But what you just said is happening in the European Union.

02:52:45.000 I mean, that's why a lot of Polish people come over to the UK and they come back.

02:52:49.000 And there's also what they're doing now with immigration is freaking a lot of people out because they're allowing so many people of different cultures to come in and then their cities become more multicultural than they are English.

02:53:02.000 And then it gets real weird.

02:53:03.000 But the other problem is that when you have one currency, currencies used to be based on the productivity of their citizenry, right?

02:53:09.000 So when you have currency, everybody has the same currency, which means it's all valued at the same thing.

02:53:14.000 The problem is that people in Spain are not as productive as people in Germany, for example.

02:53:20.000 So the German goods and services should be worth more.

02:53:24.000 Or the dollar there, the euro there should be worth more than it is, say, in Spain.

02:53:28.000 Isn't it better when the state has more power than the Fed?

02:53:32.000 Well, it's like countries.

02:53:33.000 Is that better?

02:53:34.000 That's basically what the argument is.

02:53:36.000 We're like a band of countries.

02:53:37.000 Like California is a country, Nevada is a country.

02:53:39.000 But isn't that better for the people when the state has...

02:53:42.000 So then that would mean, you know, at the same rate, you know, it's better to have a country like the United States than to be...

02:53:49.000 The thing is, with states, you can go to any state.

02:53:52.000 With countries, you can't go to any country.

02:53:54.000 Try getting in Japan.

02:53:56.000 I mean, Japan, I mean...

02:53:58.000 We're trying to get in there.

02:54:00.000 They took like 10 Syrians, I think, or something.

02:54:03.000 What did you say?

02:54:03.000 The Japanese took like 10 Syrians.

02:54:05.000 Try getting into Canada.

02:54:07.000 Try that.

02:54:07.000 Try getting into Canada.

02:54:09.000 That's way harder than the United States.

02:54:11.000 They have a very liberal immigration policy.

02:54:13.000 No, Canada's actually a beast to live in because the celebrity's like, oh, I'm so sick of America's ways.

02:54:17.000 I'm headed to Canada.

02:54:18.000 If you have a DUI, they won't let you in.

02:54:20.000 It's true.

02:54:20.000 It's a beast.

02:54:21.000 A DUI. If you have a DUI, they won't let you in.

02:54:24.000 That's crazy.

02:54:25.000 Boys, let's wrap this bitch up.

02:54:26.000 Let's wrap this up.

02:54:27.000 It's 3.20.

02:54:29.000 We watched a couple of fights.

02:54:30.000 I feel like you watched.

02:54:31.000 I'm in New York next Friday, Saturday.

02:54:33.000 Are you doing stand-up comedy in New York City?

02:54:35.000 Correct.

02:54:35.000 Are you doing Gotham Comedy Club?

02:54:37.000 Yes, sir.

02:54:37.000 I love that spot.

02:54:38.000 Thank you.

02:54:39.000 Such a great place.

02:54:40.000 Can I throw a plug?

02:54:41.000 Tfatk.com?

02:54:42.000 Yes, and then shoot my one-hour showtime special.

02:54:45.000 January 19th.

02:54:46.000 January 19th, San Diego.

02:54:47.000 That's right, motherfucker.

02:54:48.000 Tinfoil hat comedy, Chicago, December 15th at Zany's.

02:54:52.000 Me and Sam Tripoli are going to throw down.

02:54:54.000 Website?

02:54:55.000 Website?

02:54:56.000 Just Zany's in Chicago.

02:54:57.000 Oh, he doesn't have like a tinfoilhopcomedy.com or something like that?

02:55:00.000 I'll be at the Irvine Improv for New Year's!

02:55:02.000 Yeah!

02:55:03.000 Beautiful.

02:55:04.000 Irvine's that fucking new spot.

02:55:06.000 Sweet.

02:55:06.000 I heard it's really sweet.

02:55:07.000 It's phenomenal.

02:55:08.000 You went to it?

02:55:08.000 Yeah, yeah, I've done it.

02:55:09.000 Yeah, I love it.

02:55:10.000 Is it bigger than the last one?

02:55:11.000 Well, how new is it?

02:55:13.000 Did it move again?

02:55:13.000 Oh, no.

02:55:14.000 Brea is all new.

02:55:15.000 Brea is big now.

02:55:16.000 Brea is all new.

02:55:17.000 I'm talking Irvine's been like this for like four years.

02:55:19.000 Irvine's great.

02:55:19.000 The spectrum's great.

02:55:19.000 It's awesome.

02:55:20.000 Yeah, it's dope.

02:55:20.000 Cal shot a special there.

02:55:22.000 That's right, bitch.

02:55:22.000 I was there.

02:55:23.000 Okay, fuck.

02:55:24.000 I was there before you even did comedy, son.

02:55:26.000 Oh, shit.

02:55:27.000 Oh, shit.

02:55:29.000 I was in the back.

02:55:30.000 You hadn't done comedy yet.

02:55:32.000 That's right.

02:55:33.000 Dude, you were in the crowd.

02:55:35.000 Fuck.

02:55:35.000 No, I was in the back.

02:55:36.000 You were in the crowd at one show, I think, weren't you?

02:55:38.000 Yeah, he was in the crowd.

02:55:39.000 Oh, yeah, I was in the back, then went to the crowd.

02:55:40.000 Yeah, because I opened up for crazy.

02:55:43.000 That's right.

02:55:44.000 Bye, everybody.

02:55:45.000 Love you.

02:55:46.000 We love you guys, and girls, and everybody else.

02:55:48.000 You guys don't want to go see Tito Chuck Liddell?

02:55:50.000 Lie down?

02:55:51.000 No?

02:55:52.000 Is it going to be on...

The Joe Rogan Experience - November 24, 2018

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - November 24, 2018

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