The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion

00:00:00.000 Two, one, yee-haw!

00:00:03.000 And we're live, ladies and gentlemen.

00:00:05.000 This is a Fight Companion podcast.

00:00:07.000 What that means is, if you've tuned in, hoping to hear enlightening conversation, or facts about the universe, or ancient civilizations...

00:00:16.000 Run.

00:00:17.000 You come to the wrong place, bitches.

00:00:19.000 This is a bunch of people that shouldn't be awake, but are awake.

00:00:22.000 Oh, wow.

00:00:23.000 It's 5 a.m.

00:00:24.000 I'm with AJ Bra, a.k.a.

00:00:26.000 Eddie Bravo.

00:00:28.000 Holla!

00:00:28.000 Yo, yo.

00:00:29.000 Killer B, Ben Saunders, is up in this bitch.

00:00:32.000 What's happening?

00:00:34.000 And then, of course, Brendan motherfucking Sharp.

00:00:37.000 A.K.A. Big Brown.

00:00:38.000 A.K.A. Big Brown Sexy.

00:00:41.000 And we're here watching the UFC live from North Korea.

00:00:45.000 And the first fight's about to happen, Sam Cecilia versus Do-Ho Choi.

00:00:51.000 I think it's Che.

00:00:52.000 I think they pronounce it Che.

00:00:54.000 But, uh, so if you've never heard these podcasts before, what we do is we get together and we just watch the fights and we talk shit.

00:01:01.000 And we do a lot of the MMA world's journalism for them.

00:01:06.000 Because a lot of them, they rely on us for stories.

00:01:09.000 What if those bitches are up?

00:01:10.000 What if those bitches are up?

00:01:12.000 They're up right now.

00:01:13.000 They're just waiting right now.

00:01:14.000 Greasy pencils in their hands.

00:01:16.000 So tired.

00:01:17.000 Cheeto fingers just fucking...

00:01:20.000 One day when I'm tired of traveling, this is what we're gonna do.

00:01:24.000 This was fucking tough, dude.

00:01:26.000 That was a hard one.

00:01:27.000 So, I have a long-ass day.

00:01:29.000 I gotta go to San Diego and teach a seminar, and then after that seminar, I got a friend of mine asked me to be in a music video, so I'm doing that too.

00:01:38.000 Oh my God.

00:01:39.000 So it's gonna be a hard one.

00:01:40.000 Video vixen.

00:01:41.000 Oh my God.

00:01:42.000 Like the chick from Whitesnake.

00:01:43.000 Video vixen.

00:01:44.000 Like the chick from Whitesnake.

00:01:47.000 So last night I decided, you know, the only way I'm gonna be able to pull this off is if I go to sleep like at 8. And I go, how the fuck am I gonna go to sleep at 8?

00:01:54.000 I had a couple Ambien's, so I took one Ambien, and I took it like around 6.30, and I'm like feeling kind of loopy, and then he calls me and goes, hey dude, do you have another Ambien?

00:02:04.000 I'm not gonna be able to sleep.

00:02:05.000 I'm like, fuck, you're gonna have to drive over to my house.

00:02:07.000 So Ben comes over.

00:02:08.000 Ben comes over.

00:02:10.000 By the time he comes over, I'm fucking out.

00:02:12.000 He's knocking on the door.

00:02:14.000 He's texting me and says, I'm cold.

00:02:17.000 It's cold out here.

00:02:18.000 It's cold out here.

00:02:22.000 So I wake up two hours later.

00:02:24.000 I look at the text.

00:02:25.000 He's long gone.

00:02:26.000 He's like, I'm cold.

00:02:27.000 It's freezing out here, bro.

00:02:29.000 You must be out.

00:02:31.000 So I call him back.

00:02:32.000 I'm like, fuck, dude, I'm sorry.

00:02:34.000 That ambient just crushed me.

00:02:35.000 So then he came back.

00:02:36.000 Did you actually come back?

00:02:37.000 I left it in my mailbox.

00:02:40.000 But from that point on, I couldn't go back to sleep.

00:02:43.000 I'm just sitting there, and then I got really, really medicated.

00:02:47.000 And then that was weird, being all loopy on Ambien and then stoned at the same time.

00:02:52.000 Dude, I was breaking down some shit from when I was 15. I was bringing back memories that I never thought.

00:03:00.000 I'm like, holy...

00:03:01.000 I was up all goddamn night.

00:03:03.000 I didn't really get any sleep.

00:03:05.000 I don't know how I'm going to do this.

00:03:08.000 I really don't.

00:03:08.000 Just hang in there, baby.

00:03:10.000 You'll be fine.

00:03:11.000 You'll figure it out.

00:03:12.000 It's cold.

00:03:14.000 How long did you wait out there?

00:03:16.000 Hey, do you know what new vigil is?

00:03:17.000 Not too long, man.

00:03:19.000 I knew you were out.

00:03:20.000 Do you know what new vigil is, Eddie?

00:03:22.000 New Vigil?

00:03:22.000 You ever heard of New Vigil?

00:03:23.000 Nuh-uh.

00:03:24.000 Some shit that fighter pilots take.

00:03:26.000 It's something that...

00:03:27.000 I think the official use for it is for people that have narcolepsy, but it's like a pill that helps you stay awake when you're really tired, but it's not like speed.

00:03:39.000 It's real weird.

00:03:40.000 It's a notch under speed?

00:03:41.000 Yeah.

00:03:42.000 But yeah, we'll talk about it.

00:03:43.000 Well, I get some of that.

00:03:43.000 I know a dude.

00:03:45.000 I know a guy.

00:03:46.000 It's going to be a hard fuck.

00:03:47.000 I got to drive two hours after this.

00:03:50.000 Homie, you're going to be fine.

00:03:51.000 Plus, we got plenty of these.

00:03:53.000 These caveman coffees, one of these little fuckers, has 240 milligrams of caffeine.

00:03:59.000 That's basically what I just drank, right?

00:04:01.000 Yeah.

00:04:01.000 Well, no, that's just coffee.

00:04:03.000 That's pretty strong.

00:04:03.000 This thing came in?

00:04:04.000 It is, but it's not one of these nitro things.

00:04:06.000 It's little nitro things.

00:04:07.000 That's like a super espresso shot.

00:04:10.000 It's like a double espresso or a triple espresso with some fucking nitrogen.

00:04:14.000 I don't know.

00:04:15.000 Tate tried to explain to me how to do it.

00:04:16.000 It tastes like the Guinness of coffee, right?

00:04:18.000 I love it.

00:04:19.000 There's like a foam on it.

00:04:20.000 I love that shit, too.

00:04:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:20.000 There's a whole box of it.

00:04:22.000 Oh, shit.

00:04:23.000 I love them.

00:04:23.000 I love these nitros, but they're fucking super strong, like they're rocket fuel.

00:04:28.000 240 is like a venti Starbucks, and it's all in this one little can.

00:04:33.000 How much is in a Rockstar, like one of those regular-sized cans?

00:04:35.000 That's a good question, because they break those bitches up in servings.

00:04:39.000 Yes.

00:04:39.000 It says, do not consume all in one day and shit.

00:04:42.000 Dude, you ever drink one of those red lines?

00:04:44.000 Yes.

00:04:44.000 Dude, I drank one of those red lines, I swear I was gonna have a heart attack.

00:04:47.000 My heart was like a hummingbird, man.

00:04:49.000 I'll never do it again.

00:04:50.000 Here we go, Sam Cecilia.

00:04:54.000 Sam Cecilia hits hard.

00:04:56.000 That dude, he's an interesting character.

00:04:58.000 He's super game, Sam Cecilia.

00:05:02.000 Oh, he got tagged.

00:05:04.000 He said footwork.

00:05:05.000 Nah.

00:05:06.000 He got tagged.

00:05:07.000 Look at that.

00:05:07.000 Good butterfly.

00:05:08.000 Footwork's for the birds.

00:05:10.000 Did you think everybody up with this?

00:05:12.000 No, I haven't.

00:05:13.000 Thank you, Eddie.

00:05:13.000 Four minutes and 28 seconds right now of the first round.

00:05:19.000 I think, like I said, it's spelled Choi, but I think it's Chick.

00:05:23.000 Oh, shit!

00:05:24.000 Jesus Christ.

00:05:25.000 Sam Cecilia brings the thunder, man.

00:05:27.000 That dude's fun.

00:05:29.000 Hell yeah, this is fun.

00:05:30.000 Oh, snap.

00:05:30.000 Oh, man.

00:05:31.000 Uppercuts.

00:05:32.000 He fights like with his hands way low.

00:05:34.000 Way low.

00:05:35.000 Eddie, you can just pass that joint around.

00:05:37.000 I'm not mad if you should do that.

00:05:39.000 Eddie's sitting there like he's smoking.

00:05:41.000 Like a cigar.

00:05:42.000 In a cafe.

00:05:43.000 In a cafe somewhere.

00:05:44.000 I told him, the pity that you know is not the pity of today.

00:05:56.000 Big Brown, you want some of this?

00:05:57.000 I'm good, man.

00:06:00.000 Things could get weird.

00:06:01.000 I smoked that.

00:06:02.000 Weird?

00:06:02.000 You want headlines.

00:06:03.000 Let me smoke that and release the hounds.

00:06:06.000 Let me smoke that and release the hounds.

00:06:08.000 We haven't talked publicly since the Ronda fight.

00:06:10.000 No, we haven't.

00:06:12.000 Sam's out!

00:06:12.000 He's out!

00:06:13.000 Oh, damn it.

00:06:14.000 Enjoy that fight back to the States.

00:06:16.000 Oh my god, he got cracked.

00:06:18.000 Fuck, that was a crunk fight.

00:06:20.000 It was wild for the first round.

00:06:23.000 I'm not mad at that guy's turtleneck in Korea.

00:06:25.000 Damn.

00:06:26.000 Those people are super psyched.

00:06:30.000 A Korean guy won.

00:06:31.000 The Korean knocked the fuck out of Sicilia.

00:06:33.000 No, they like it.

00:06:34.000 Hell yeah.

00:06:35.000 It's not racist.

00:06:35.000 It's okay to be racist like at sporting events, right?

00:06:37.000 No, it's not okay to be racist, but you can be proud to be from a country.

00:06:41.000 Exactly.

00:06:41.000 You can hate the other guy since he's not from your country.

00:06:44.000 That was when...

00:06:46.000 I forget who it was, but when...

00:06:48.000 What the fuck is his name?

00:06:51.000 God damn it.

00:06:53.000 Mike Pye was fighting.

00:06:54.000 I'm trying to remember his name.

00:06:55.000 He fought this cat in Brazil.

00:06:58.000 And Funch?

00:06:59.000 I think it was Funch.

00:07:00.000 And he knocked him out.

00:07:01.000 And it was just a straight, clean victory.

00:07:05.000 Everything was good.

00:07:06.000 No poor sportsmanship.

00:07:08.000 Everything was great.

00:07:09.000 Said nice things in the post-fight interview.

00:07:10.000 But all they're doing is chanting something.

00:07:12.000 The whole crowd's chanting something.

00:07:14.000 I can't figure out what they're chanting.

00:07:15.000 So I asked the translator.

00:07:17.000 And he says they're basically chanting the Brazilian version of You're a Faggot.

00:07:23.000 Oh, damn.

00:07:24.000 The whole crowd.

00:07:25.000 The whole crowd.

00:07:26.000 Like 15,000 people.

00:07:27.000 Dude, Brazil doesn't fuck around.

00:07:29.000 When I fought Nogueira, the whole crowd was chanting one thing.

00:07:33.000 I was the same thing.

00:07:34.000 They chanted one thing.

00:07:35.000 I was like, damn, I'm gonna fucking hit out here, man.

00:07:38.000 I turned around to my coach, who speaks Portuguese.

00:07:41.000 I go, what are they saying?

00:07:41.000 He's like, you really want to know?

00:07:42.000 I'm like, fuck yeah.

00:07:43.000 He goes, they're chanting, you're gonna die.

00:07:45.000 I was like, God, dog, that's intense.

00:07:48.000 Yeah, that's their thing, Vumamoria.

00:07:51.000 Yeah, let's relax on that.

00:07:53.000 Imagine if the American crowds were chanting that.

00:07:55.000 That guy looks like a StarCraft champion.

00:07:59.000 He looks like a dude who would, you know, beat your ass at some new video game.

00:08:03.000 He doesn't look like a guy who would fuck Sam Cecilia by knockout.

00:08:07.000 He looks like he's just a beast with the Rubik's Cube or some shit.

00:08:09.000 Yeah, I like when dudes are unassuming like that, but are murderers.

00:08:12.000 I agree.

00:08:13.000 Hi, hello.

00:08:15.000 Kenny's the type of dude you would fuck with in a bar, right?

00:08:18.000 He's small, huge head.

00:08:21.000 Sexy beard, nice watch.

00:08:23.000 What the fuck are you with your watch?

00:08:25.000 Kenny's been through some shit.

00:08:27.000 Your fucking watch and your nice tie.

00:08:29.000 Asshole.

00:08:30.000 Who's this asshole face?

00:08:32.000 Fuck you up, man.

00:08:34.000 I know, he's like the most unassuming ass kicker.

00:08:37.000 He looks like an accountant, but he will jack your world up, man.

00:08:42.000 You would just realize, like, really early on what a mistake it was.

00:08:45.000 Still in that jab?

00:08:46.000 In a bar?

00:08:48.000 Still in that jab?

00:08:49.000 You're like, oh shit, this guy does jiu-jitsu.

00:08:51.000 Fuck!

00:08:52.000 I had a buddy of mine who worked, he was a bouncer at a strip club, and he was a purple belt under hoist.

00:08:58.000 This was back in the late 90s.

00:09:00.000 And he was a dickhead.

00:09:02.000 And he would go out and start fights, and he would go out with knee pads on, and ties, and he would work with ties that were Velcro.

00:09:09.000 You could just pull them off, and he's ready to go.

00:09:11.000 He's ready to rock.

00:09:11.000 He's a psycho.

00:09:12.000 Yeah, he is.

00:09:12.000 He's a psycho, and he fucked people up really easy.

00:09:15.000 I've seen him fuck people up at the strip club like, just like in Gracie in action, take the dude down, pass his guard easily, mount him, he gives his back, chokes him out, and he walked up, he did that to some guy right in front of me and said, that's all you got?

00:09:30.000 And then he stands up and goes, nice fight, asshole.

00:09:33.000 He was all mad.

00:09:34.000 It was too easy.

00:09:35.000 That's his amateur record, man.

00:09:37.000 But he had some road rage and he flipped some dude off and dude flipped him off and he pulled over and he fought some guy and he said it went on for like 20 minutes.

00:09:43.000 He goes, man, the dude knew jujitsu.

00:09:45.000 It was fucking hard.

00:09:46.000 He goes, I think he won.

00:09:49.000 He finally got the guy who did a little jiu-jitsu and lost.

00:09:53.000 A 20-minute street fight on the side of the road.

00:09:57.000 Oh my god.

00:09:58.000 Just a back-and-forth barn burner on the road.

00:10:00.000 Nobody pulled out a knife.

00:10:01.000 No mace.

00:10:02.000 Never just all clenched up, probably, you know, on the ground, in the dirt, just clenched up.

00:10:06.000 Probably.

00:10:06.000 This guy knows how to fight.

00:10:07.000 This guy should lose a blue belt.

00:10:09.000 You start talking to him at that point.

00:10:10.000 Come on, bitch, where you training?

00:10:12.000 I agree, yeah.

00:10:13.000 Exactly!

00:10:14.000 If you get to a good spot...

00:10:15.000 You know Renato?

00:10:15.000 You know Renato Magno?

00:10:18.000 Everybody knows Renato Magno.

00:10:22.000 Yeah.

00:10:24.000 What is his sport?

00:10:25.000 What is the name of the place?

00:10:26.000 Street Sports in Santa Monica.

00:10:28.000 Renato Magno.

00:10:29.000 Old school.

00:10:33.000 He's calling out to all his friends in the Starcraft clan.

00:10:37.000 We still meet for a LAN party.

00:10:40.000 Dude.

00:10:41.000 You think he's had eye surgery?

00:10:43.000 Why?

00:10:44.000 Oh, you mean that thing with your eyes that some Asians do?

00:10:47.000 Yeah, they try to get Americanized, right?

00:10:49.000 They try to make it rounder?

00:10:50.000 It's so normal there.

00:10:51.000 Oh, it's super normal.

00:10:52.000 It's weird.

00:10:52.000 Really?

00:10:53.000 Is that Starcraft Champion you put up, Jamie?

00:10:55.000 It's like chicks with fake titties.

00:10:57.000 It's like having your period.

00:10:58.000 Look what Jamie put up on the big screen.

00:11:00.000 On the little screen over the left.

00:11:01.000 That's like the best video game play in the world or some shit?

00:11:05.000 Starcraft Champion.

00:11:06.000 Yeah, that's the StarCraft champion.

00:11:08.000 Look at Korean Zombie.

00:11:09.000 I forgot about him.

00:11:10.000 He's out for two years.

00:11:12.000 Mandatory military service.

00:11:14.000 They don't fuck around, man.

00:11:15.000 It's almost over though, right?

00:11:16.000 I think so.

00:11:17.000 You know, that's an interesting thing.

00:11:18.000 He's not in the military right there.

00:11:20.000 Yeah, he is.

00:11:21.000 He's got his suit on.

00:11:22.000 Military suit.

00:11:23.000 Oh, he does?

00:11:23.000 Okay.

00:11:24.000 He was rolling with Ben Henderson.

00:11:27.000 No, I'm sure he's still training.

00:11:29.000 No, I didn't see it.

00:11:30.000 It's a viral role.

00:11:32.000 Ben Henderson and the Korean zombie role.

00:11:34.000 When was this?

00:11:34.000 How long ago?

00:11:35.000 A couple days ago.

00:11:36.000 It's all over the net.

00:11:37.000 So is he out here?

00:11:38.000 The Korean zombie puts Ben Henderson in a twister, but he escapes.

00:11:43.000 And then Ben Henderson comes back and meat hooks the shit and rubber guards the shit out of him.

00:11:48.000 Sick.

00:11:48.000 And puts him in an omoplata.

00:11:50.000 Sick.

00:11:51.000 Yeah.

00:11:52.000 How's this guy?

00:11:53.000 Alberto Mina?

00:11:54.000 How's this guy?

00:11:55.000 11-0, undefeated.

00:11:58.000 Nasty-ass mustache, too.

00:11:59.000 Yeah, it's a beautiful mustache.

00:12:00.000 I'm not mad at it.

00:12:01.000 Where have I seen him fight before?

00:12:03.000 Trying to figure out who he fought.

00:12:06.000 Do Korean zombies walk out when he comes out to Cranberry?

00:12:08.000 Oh, here it is.

00:12:09.000 There it is up on the screen.

00:12:12.000 Korean zombie.

00:12:12.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:12:13.000 There it is.

00:12:14.000 And where were you guys?

00:12:15.000 Damn, Jamie's on fire.

00:12:16.000 Look at their videotaping this role like it's some serious shit.

00:12:19.000 There's a bunch of people there.

00:12:21.000 Right?

00:12:21.000 Look at that.

00:12:23.000 That's like Abu Dhabi.

00:12:24.000 You're going to put cameras on there?

00:12:25.000 You can't just roll light.

00:12:27.000 It's real shit.

00:12:29.000 No, they kind of did because he kind of like gave them a triangle.

00:12:32.000 I don't think this isn't the role I saw.

00:12:35.000 Or it's a different angle.

00:12:36.000 No, they didn't have gloves.

00:12:38.000 This wasn't the role.

00:12:39.000 They're just messing around here.

00:12:40.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:40.000 This ain't the one.

00:12:42.000 Jamie.

00:12:46.000 Yeah, that's some bullshit.

00:12:47.000 So they're just sort of slapping at each other.

00:12:50.000 Just a nice sweat for Ben before fight week, huh?

00:12:54.000 Oh, if you were Ronda's head coach, how would you have her train for the rematch?

00:13:01.000 What would you do?

00:13:02.000 She was going to listen to you.

00:13:03.000 It was all in your hands.

00:13:06.000 What would you tell her?

00:13:07.000 This is what you got to do.

00:13:08.000 This is what you got to do.

00:13:09.000 This is what you got to do.

00:13:11.000 I thought we were talking about Asian people get their eyes white.

00:13:15.000 You guys are talking about Rhonda.

00:13:17.000 This bitch out of nowhere comes with the interview question.

00:13:18.000 The hard interview question.

00:13:21.000 I'll tell you how I train her.

00:13:22.000 Hey, you know, you used to date this girl.

00:13:24.000 She's, you know, whatever.

00:13:25.000 The biggest superstar athlete, whatever, whatever.

00:13:28.000 How would you train her, bro?

00:13:30.000 What would you do, bro?

00:13:31.000 What would you do?

00:13:31.000 I'll tell you what's interesting is people think it's that easy.

00:13:34.000 We can just go find another striking coach and everything is great.

00:13:37.000 No, no, no, no.

00:13:37.000 It doesn't work like that.

00:13:38.000 No, of course not.

00:13:39.000 But what would you do?

00:13:40.000 You have six months.

00:13:41.000 What would you do?

00:13:42.000 Six months?

00:13:43.000 What would the strategy be and what would the training be like?

00:13:46.000 Well, listen, man, six months, you need to cut out all the drama in your life, probably find a new coach, and just focus on what you do.

00:13:53.000 Because she's never going to outstrike Holly.

00:13:55.000 That's never happening in this world, ever.

00:13:57.000 Even if you gave her two years.

00:13:59.000 So do what you do.

00:14:00.000 You don't need to reinvent the wheel, but your best chance of winning is by grappling.

00:14:05.000 So you're not going to invest your whole time trying to compete with a world-class striker.

00:14:09.000 So what would you do?

00:14:10.000 You'd hook her up with the wrestling coach, right?

00:14:12.000 All the commercials, you see a Ronda, no more Focus Mint commercials with all that shit.

00:14:17.000 It should just be wrestling and double-A commercials, right?

00:14:19.000 That's all she's working on.

00:14:20.000 That's where the UFC and her camp fucked up.

00:14:23.000 Everyone kept calling her Mike Tyson.

00:14:24.000 She had a strike of Mike Tyson.

00:14:26.000 I guess, man.

00:14:27.000 I guess.

00:14:28.000 So she has this...

00:14:29.000 You can't say, like, striking Mike Tyson.

00:14:31.000 She had that Mike Tyson aura because she kept beating girls.

00:14:34.000 I agree.

00:14:34.000 But everyone was so sold on a strike, including me.

00:14:37.000 I thought she looked real good against Betch Coheia, but Betch Coheia is more of a brawler style.

00:14:43.000 And when Ronda comes super aggressive like that, that'll work on a lot of girls.

00:14:49.000 It'll fold under that pressure.

00:14:50.000 All of them.

00:14:51.000 It's worked on all of them.

00:14:54.000 She's the only one who's had real, legit footwork.

00:14:57.000 And the way the fight started, when Ron is there, they're looking at each other, and Holly just kept skipping to the left, skipping to the right, skipping to the left, skipping to the right.

00:15:06.000 No one's ever done that to her.

00:15:07.000 She was doing, look at my footwork.

00:15:08.000 I'm just going to be dancing.

00:15:09.000 Did you watch?

00:15:10.000 Did you notice that?

00:15:10.000 She did that from the moment she entered the octagon.

00:15:12.000 She's done that before, though.

00:15:14.000 Yeah, she's done that before.

00:15:16.000 If you watch Holly's previous fights, especially her boxing fights or championship fights...

00:15:19.000 I'm not saying she didn't do it before, but how fucking crazy did that look?

00:15:21.000 I'm just saying, if you do your research on Holly, which, you know, I'm a victim of it, too.

00:15:25.000 I was like, yeah, I thought Ronda was going to win.

00:15:28.000 Didn't I say on this podcast, I go, dude, Ronda didn't...

00:15:32.000 I don't know what I said word for word, but I did say that...

00:15:35.000 No, I didn't predict shit.

00:15:37.000 No, no one did.

00:15:38.000 No one fucking did.

00:15:38.000 Ambient.

00:15:39.000 Yeah.

00:15:39.000 No, what's hilarious is how many people are talking shit now.

00:15:44.000 I know!

00:15:45.000 They're so mean about it, but like, you didn't see this coming.

00:15:48.000 Why are you pretending you saw this coming?

00:15:49.000 Way to go, Shob.

00:15:50.000 Good call on that one.

00:15:52.000 Oh, my bad!

00:15:53.000 I didn't call the fucking huge upset in the UFC. My bad.

00:15:56.000 Yeah, dude, the amount of fucking memes.

00:15:58.000 Oh my god.

00:15:59.000 She broke the internet.

00:16:00.000 She asked for it, though.

00:16:01.000 She's only been doing MMA for four years.

00:16:05.000 Like, a little more than four years.

00:16:06.000 She doesn't have a lot of experience.

00:16:07.000 Yeah, which is nuts because she's 34. Right, it's true.

00:16:12.000 Oh, you were talking about Holly Holm?

00:16:13.000 You see the amount of fights that she's had, though.

00:16:16.000 Boxing and kickboxing.

00:16:18.000 And then you see that footwork and those combos that she landed in that fight.

00:16:22.000 Man, she had a split decision victory over Raquel Pennington.

00:16:27.000 Yes, man.

00:16:27.000 It was a real close fight.

00:16:28.000 And so she goes from that fight to the Marion Renaud fight, which is a really good fight.

00:16:33.000 She looked good in that fight.

00:16:34.000 And then this fight, she just looked like a world beater.

00:16:36.000 Well, I think just, you know, fights are all about matchups, styles-wise.

00:16:41.000 And I think if Ronda and Holly fight a hundred times, Holly probably wins at least 95. I just think style-wise, it's a bad matchup.

00:16:49.000 I don't think so.

00:16:50.000 If she focused, like she did on her striking, keep working the striking.

00:16:53.000 She's still got, obviously, a lot to work on.

00:16:56.000 But she's got to really take her wrestling to the highest possible levels.

00:17:01.000 Her shit's on the ground.

00:17:02.000 You've got to get the fight to the ground.

00:17:04.000 You can't make it a kickback.

00:17:05.000 Holly's never been taken down.

00:17:07.000 Yes, you gotta wrestle, wrestle, and if you can't wrestle, you gotta pull guard.

00:17:10.000 Holly is strong as fuck, bro.

00:17:13.000 That's one of the things you can see in those 5'8".

00:17:17.000 Yeah, maybe that's it.

00:17:18.000 That's it.

00:17:19.000 There's only three choices.

00:17:20.000 You could strike with her.

00:17:22.000 You could try to take her down.

00:17:23.000 If those two don't work, because the striking's not going to work, and if the wrestling don't work, all you have left is pulling guard.

00:17:29.000 Good luck to get Holly Holm pulling.

00:17:30.000 Why?

00:17:31.000 Is Holly Holm some master at anti-guard pulling?

00:17:34.000 She works very hard on grappling.

00:17:36.000 No, but what I'm saying is, is she a master at anti-guard pulling?

00:17:41.000 You said good luck at trying to take down her.

00:17:43.000 I said good luck, because is Ronda a master guard puller?

00:17:45.000 Does Ronda get all her arms from her back?

00:17:47.000 She would have to figure out how to do it.

00:17:49.000 All you gotta, it's super easy.

00:17:51.000 You shoot when it's not in your wheelhouse.

00:17:53.000 It's definitely not.

00:17:54.000 Paul Harst does it all the time.

00:17:55.000 Look at Paul Harst.

00:17:56.000 It's not that hard.

00:17:57.000 That's his thing.

00:17:58.000 Exactly.

00:17:59.000 She's got to make it her thing.

00:18:01.000 She's got to get the fight to the ground.

00:18:02.000 If the wrestling ain't going to work, if the judo ain't going to work, what else do you have left?

00:18:06.000 Stand with her?

00:18:07.000 That's already not going to work.

00:18:08.000 Smash your end of the cage and win rounds that way.

00:18:10.000 There's an art to guard pull it.

00:18:12.000 When Ryan Hall did it, no one cared.

00:18:14.000 People expected Ryan Hall to do it.

00:18:16.000 When Ryan Hall pulled guard and he tapped two dudes out by pulling guard, it happens all the time.

00:18:21.000 How's it working for Ryan Hall on the Ultimate Fighter, though?

00:18:24.000 He lost his last fight.

00:18:25.000 Yes, he did.

00:18:26.000 You know what?

00:18:26.000 What I was really impressed with Ryan Hall is, man, his striking and his footwork.

00:18:33.000 Pretty damn legit, man.

00:18:34.000 It's getting better.

00:18:36.000 If he just keeps going, Ryan Hall could be a serious threat.

00:18:40.000 His striking's on its way to being pretty damn good.

00:18:43.000 In my fucking opinion, what do I know?

00:18:45.000 I did Jeet Kune Do for two and a half years.

00:18:48.000 But you definitely are right about her needing more options for being able to take guys down.

00:18:53.000 It's a question of like how long would it take for her to pick up those other options?

00:18:56.000 Because she's always looking for the same thing.

00:18:58.000 She's always looking for the clinch.

00:18:59.000 And up until now, that's all she's had to do.

00:19:02.000 She clinches with girls and she's just a superior grappler.

00:19:05.000 She winds up hip tossing them, throwing them on the ground in spectacular fashion, beating their ass and armbarring them.

00:19:10.000 And that's what she's been doing.

00:19:11.000 But if you can't do that...

00:19:13.000 And she didn't have those other options.

00:19:15.000 I didn't think she tried enough.

00:19:16.000 She's not dropping down for doubles.

00:19:17.000 I mean, does she ever do that stuff?

00:19:19.000 No, it's not her thing.

00:19:20.000 She's got to make it her thing.

00:19:21.000 Rhonda, she's been doing judo since she was in a diaper.

00:19:24.000 Her knees aren't great either.

00:19:27.000 So for her to say, okay, now go freestyle wrestle.

00:19:30.000 Let me know how that goes.

00:19:32.000 Go try and fucking freestyle wrestle Holly Holm.

00:19:34.000 Everyone has all these kind of ideas on what she should do.

00:19:38.000 It's tough, man.

00:19:39.000 Well, what is your idea?

00:19:41.000 What would you think?

00:19:42.000 Would you think she has to do what she's always done, but just do it better and more focused?

00:19:45.000 Yes, she's got to do what got you to the dance.

00:19:47.000 I think you take out the negativity in your life.

00:19:49.000 You get a coach who's going to support you, and you put world-class training around you, and you bring to what got you to the dance.

00:19:56.000 Like a Farasa hobby type coach, right?

00:19:59.000 Yes.

00:19:59.000 Or a Matt Hume, someone along those lines.

00:20:01.000 What you do is you come up with someone, obviously not Greg Jackson because that's Holly Hume.

00:20:05.000 Right.

00:20:05.000 You know, that's her guy, but you need someone to come up with a game plan where we're going to take your tools that have got you to this point and we're going to try to implement that with Holly Hume.

00:20:14.000 Absolutely.

00:20:14.000 Because right now that's not happening.

00:20:16.000 Right now, right now the game plan...

00:20:18.000 Dash forward and let's try and get her arm.

00:20:20.000 But you know, fuck, man.

00:20:21.000 When Dana talked about it, he was like, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

00:20:24.000 Like, that's how he was looking at her training.

00:20:26.000 You know, and I'm like, I get that up until now, but now you look at that fight and you gotta go, okay, well, there's obviously Holly has a way in.

00:20:34.000 I mean, and Holly has a pretty clear path to victory.

00:20:38.000 Countering.

00:20:39.000 If Rhonda keeps going forward like she did in that fight, Holly will keep countering her to the end of time.

00:20:44.000 I think what Rhonda needs to do is look around and Anyone, including Dana, that says, no, you're good, just keep doing what you're doing, fuck you, see ya, I need to change this up.

00:20:52.000 So I'm surrounded by yes men, and everyone thinks everything's all good, everyone that goes, no, she didn't get hurt in the fight, there's no concussion.

00:20:59.000 The fuck are you talking about?

00:21:01.000 She got flatlined.

00:21:03.000 Who said there's no concussion?

00:21:04.000 Who said that?

00:21:04.000 A lot of people say, no, she's fine.

00:21:07.000 They go, no injuries.

00:21:08.000 Oh my god, everyone's so crazy.

00:21:10.000 Because I saw her get fucking flatlined.

00:21:12.000 So anyone who says, no, everything's all good, you don't need to change anything, that should be an indicator for her to go, all right, you're out of the crew.

00:21:20.000 I think technically, maybe there's some personal issues and stuff, but technically, she hasn't been striking that long.

00:21:27.000 So technically, she's at a great spot with her striking.

00:21:30.000 She lost because of pride and strategy.

00:21:34.000 That's it.

00:21:34.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:21:35.000 Hold on, hold on.

00:21:36.000 Why do you say...

00:21:37.000 Because she wanted to get up there and throw down.

00:21:40.000 When she clearly lost round one, she didn't come out thinking, she had no other option.

00:21:47.000 She was already lit up.

00:21:48.000 You also gotta realize, this isn't like a Buster Douglas Mike Tyson, you know what I'm saying?

00:21:53.000 She just didn't get clipped.

00:21:55.000 She got outclassed.

00:21:57.000 It wasn't even close.

00:21:58.000 It looked amateur to pro.

00:22:00.000 But she was down to strike with her.

00:22:01.000 She got lit up.

00:22:02.000 She was like, fuck that.

00:22:04.000 I'm sure the game plan was to come forward.

00:22:09.000 After she tried taking her down, then it's like, fuck man, I have to stand with this girl.

00:22:13.000 That's your only option.

00:22:14.000 What did you think about the advice that she was getting in her corner?

00:22:17.000 She didn't back up.

00:22:19.000 She went forward.

00:22:20.000 It's tough to say.

00:22:21.000 You're talking about pride.

00:22:23.000 You know what I mean?

00:22:23.000 A prideful warrior.

00:22:24.000 Not in a bad way.

00:22:26.000 Maybe even a 10-8 round.

00:22:27.000 She got fucked up.

00:22:29.000 And your coach goes, you're doing great exactly where we want her.

00:22:33.000 What are you talking about, man?

00:22:35.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:22:37.000 Again, that's when you're surrounded by yes men.

00:22:39.000 Someone needs to look at you like, fuck, man.

00:22:42.000 Alright, listen.

00:22:42.000 We need footwork.

00:22:43.000 Control the distance.

00:22:45.000 Try to get your underhook and go to work.

00:22:47.000 But what you're doing right now, don't rush in there with your hands down and your jaw wide open.

00:22:51.000 You're going to get kicked in your face.

00:22:53.000 Do you think that she was just so dominant that no one around her thought this could ever happen?

00:22:58.000 Do you think that's a possibility?

00:22:59.000 Yes.

00:23:00.000 I think everyone, including, you know...

00:23:03.000 A ton of people in her circle thought, there's no way this could ever happen.

00:23:07.000 She can get away with whatever she wants.

00:23:08.000 When the first round ended and she looked tired, do you think that that tired is from the beating that she took in that round?

00:23:17.000 Or is it a combination?

00:23:18.000 Or is it being out of shape?

00:23:20.000 Is it having too many distractions?

00:23:22.000 No.

00:23:22.000 The one thing about Rhonda is, she could be filming...

00:23:26.000 Eight movies and she's gonna come in shape.

00:23:28.000 That's one thing she can control herself.

00:23:30.000 She's a monster.

00:23:32.000 Her work ethic is like no one else's.

00:23:34.000 So I don't think it's a matter of her being out of shape.

00:23:36.000 I think for the first time, she's like, oh shit, man.

00:23:40.000 I got fucked up.

00:23:41.000 And she got hit over and over again.

00:23:42.000 That's a different feeling.

00:23:43.000 Because your adrenaline's pumping, you're getting fucked up, chasing a girl.

00:23:46.000 So I just don't think she's ever been They isolated in the truck, they isolated this one elbow that she hit Ronda with.

00:23:53.000 Where Ronda's moving forward, she just steps in and left elbows are on the chin.

00:23:57.000 It's like, whoa!

00:23:57.000 Dude, I can't believe she didn't break her jaw because we see in that first round her mouth wide open, which I've never seen.

00:24:02.000 And usually that's a broken jaw, but...

00:24:05.000 Are you sure it's not broken?

00:24:06.000 Because that was the big rumor that keeps going around.

00:24:08.000 I know.

00:24:08.000 It's a huge rumor.

00:24:09.000 It's a huge rumor.

00:24:09.000 We see her.

00:24:10.000 I didn't see it, but I hear when she got off the plane from LAX, this paparazzi, she's covering her face.

00:24:17.000 Right.

00:24:17.000 We'd seen her face get busted up.

00:24:20.000 She probably didn't want to talk to those paparazzi.

00:24:22.000 It's embarrassing, man.

00:24:22.000 I get it.

00:24:24.000 I don't know, man.

00:24:25.000 That's tough.

00:24:27.000 Such a historic event.

00:24:30.000 I mean, if she would have went right through Holly, that fight would have been fucking forgotten.

00:24:34.000 That would have been one of those random fights if she would have just went right through her.

00:24:39.000 Instead, that's a moment in time that will go on forever.

00:24:43.000 It's like a Buster Douglas moment.

00:24:45.000 It's also a martial arts lesson.

00:24:47.000 It's a lesson in martial arts.

00:24:49.000 It's a lesson in approach.

00:24:50.000 You take away the personalities and the stardom and the friendship, all the stuff that you have for those people, and you just look at it as two components, two numbers interacting with each other.

00:25:05.000 Just look at it completely objective.

00:25:08.000 What you see is...

00:25:11.000 One strategy that's really effective with one type of movement, like one really refined movement.

00:25:17.000 Yes, world-class movement.

00:25:18.000 Footwork, and then angles, and understanding the technique like super well.

00:25:22.000 And another, you see this super determined athlete who's been very dominant, but just...

00:25:29.000 The numbers aren't adding up and as the round goes up she's further and further in a deficit because she keeps getting cracked and then Holly keeps cutting and then your confidence wanes.

00:25:38.000 It has to.

00:25:39.000 There's no doubt, right?

00:25:41.000 There's the frustration.

00:25:42.000 There's the numbers of times that she's getting hit.

00:25:44.000 There's a lot of things like factoring in and it all leads up to that Insane head kick.

00:25:49.000 We see an exhausted but still aggressive Rhonda and when Holly pushes her and then BOOM! Sets up that left high kick.

00:25:58.000 You're like, that's a martial arts lesson that this can happen.

00:26:01.000 Straight up.

00:26:01.000 This can happen to anybody.

00:26:03.000 To anybody, man.

00:26:03.000 That's why fighting so different than other sports can happen to anyone.

00:26:07.000 For me, I hate to see it, man.

00:26:09.000 I like seeing greatness.

00:26:11.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:26:11.000 I love seeing greatness.

00:26:12.000 Well, we saw it.

00:26:14.000 We saw it in Holly.

00:26:15.000 That was greatness.

00:26:15.000 This is an opportunity for Rhonda To show what she's made up.

00:26:19.000 Again, it's all about matchups.

00:26:22.000 Holly has some tough fights besides Ronda.

00:26:24.000 Misha Tate's a hell of a fight for Holly.

00:26:26.000 So is Kat Zingano.

00:26:27.000 Kat Zingano.

00:26:28.000 These aren't fights where she's just going to dominate, man.

00:26:31.000 So I think it's good for the sport.

00:26:33.000 But also, Holly's also a person that you could tell, if you have young daughters, you want them to be like Holly.

00:26:39.000 Great person.

00:26:40.000 Amazing person.

00:26:41.000 Just a nice person.

00:26:43.000 We can't get her.

00:26:44.000 The media cannot get her to talk shit about Ronda.

00:26:47.000 She's just a great person.

00:26:48.000 Even when Rhonda was screaming in her face at the weigh-ins, and I asked her, she's like, well, I was just trying to have a drink here.

00:26:55.000 And after Rhonda went crazy on her, she didn't even respond back.

00:26:59.000 Like, fuck you, bitch.

00:27:00.000 You're the fucking fake.

00:27:01.000 You fucking fake ass bitch.

00:27:03.000 She didn't.

00:27:03.000 None of that.

00:27:04.000 She's been in world title fights multiple times.

00:27:08.000 So to her, it was like, all right, let's do it, man.

00:27:10.000 You know, there's also, like, she had two other fights in the UFC. The first one, which is, like, the octagon shock fight.

00:27:16.000 I'm always willing to kind of throw out the first fight.

00:27:18.000 UFC jitters.

00:27:19.000 Yeah.

00:27:19.000 There's, like, so many people, it's just such a big moment, and they go, man, next time, I get it now.

00:27:23.000 I'll just go in there and fight my fight.

00:27:24.000 And then the second fight was Marion Reneau.

00:27:26.000 She looked way better.

00:27:27.000 She looked much better.

00:27:28.000 But this fight is, like, she must have put in just mad hours and been more focused and more determined for this and just had an incredible camp.

00:27:37.000 And had a gameplay.

00:27:38.000 She's stuck to the plan, man.

00:27:40.000 That first round, dude, she never stopped moving, never stopped executing her game plan, even took Ronda down.

00:27:46.000 When she took Ronda down, I was like, what?

00:27:49.000 The other two fights I didn't get to see, but...

00:27:53.000 Did her opponents stop coming forward or at least stand still or move backwards so they're not really just getting clipped?

00:28:00.000 Ronda kept coming forward.

00:28:01.000 Well, no one came forward like Ronda did.

00:28:04.000 No one does.

00:28:05.000 Because Ronda comes forward like a demon.

00:28:07.000 She comes forward like Vonda de Silva in fucking pride.

00:28:09.000 She comes forward so hard that that moment happened where it looked like a matador.

00:28:15.000 You know what I mean?

00:28:16.000 That's how hard she was coming.

00:28:18.000 That's what made her look ridiculous.

00:28:19.000 That's what made her look ridiculous.

00:28:21.000 She's trying so hard and Polly's like, what?

00:28:23.000 What are we doing?

00:28:24.000 Holly's just on a completely different level when it came to her stand-up.

00:28:28.000 And for her to come in in that great of shape and that focused like she was for that fight, you got to see everything she's capable of.

00:28:35.000 Which I don't think we've ever seen inside the Octagon.

00:28:37.000 Winkle John was saying that they laid back and that she didn't show everything in her first two fights on purpose.

00:28:44.000 Yeah, I did hear that.

00:28:46.000 That's true.

00:28:47.000 That's crazy.

00:28:48.000 If she really took it easy on purpose to set up the fight with Ronda and then uncork all of her talent in that one fight.

00:28:56.000 Nobody's ever done that before.

00:28:57.000 I remember being at Jackson's.

00:28:58.000 Could that be true?

00:28:59.000 Sure.

00:28:59.000 It could be.

00:29:00.000 It could be true.

00:29:01.000 Because Holly's striking so much better than everyone's.

00:29:03.000 It could be true.

00:29:04.000 I remember being at Jackson's and the room stopping to watch Holly spar dudes, other girls, and just murking bitches up.

00:29:13.000 Wow.

00:29:14.000 Yeah.

00:29:14.000 Just murking girls up, man.

00:29:16.000 And like I said, it could not happen to a nicer person.

00:29:19.000 Isn't that interesting, though?

00:29:20.000 But you knew all that, and yet you still thought that Ronda was going to beat her ass.

00:29:23.000 Still, man.

00:29:24.000 I'm the guy who got honeydicked.

00:29:26.000 And I'm balls deep in this UFC game.

00:29:29.000 I would say I have my black belt in the UFC game.

00:29:31.000 And I was like, oh, no.

00:29:32.000 I think I said on this or I said on my show, yeah, I think Ronda's going to win.

00:29:36.000 But if you look back at Holly's fights, like I've been going back at Holly's fights for...

00:29:41.000 Yeah, man!

00:29:42.000 No shit!

00:29:43.000 No shit!

00:29:44.000 It was just a perfect storm.

00:29:45.000 Well, those two UFC fights threw everybody off, especially the first one.

00:29:49.000 Raquel Pennington, by the way, is tough as fuck.

00:29:51.000 Super tough fighter.

00:29:52.000 And she's also...

00:29:53.000 She's sneaky.

00:29:53.000 She's not going to just charge straight at you like that.

00:29:56.000 She makes it a little bit more difficult.

00:29:58.000 Then you factor in the nerves.

00:29:59.000 And again, the Myron Renaud fight, she looked way better.

00:30:02.000 She definitely looked...

00:30:03.000 And she got fight of the night for that, I think.

00:30:05.000 Or...

00:30:05.000 I think it was one of the performances of the night.

00:30:08.000 I don't know if it was fight of the night or what, but...

00:30:11.000 In the Ronda fight, though, it was 100%.

00:30:15.000 110%.

00:30:16.000 I don't think we've ever seen a fighter, male or female, in their prime, this big of a superstar, get outclassed like that ever.

00:30:25.000 No, we haven't.

00:30:26.000 Because we've seen people get caught where you're like, ah, fuck, they'll be back.

00:30:29.000 We've never seen where like, oh shit, she got dismantled, son.

00:30:32.000 Yeah, from the beginning.

00:30:34.000 She's just got to focus on taking her down.

00:30:37.000 That's it.

00:30:37.000 No dancing around.

00:30:38.000 Here's what she also has to focus on.

00:30:39.000 Just fighting.

00:30:40.000 I mean, she made a movie.

00:30:42.000 She's going to make Roadhouse, like a female Roadhouse.

00:30:45.000 She's got all sorts of other shit going on.

00:30:48.000 Imagine the movie in 20 years, bro.

00:30:50.000 Imagine the movie.

00:30:51.000 Someone needs to tell her.

00:30:51.000 Can you imagine if...

00:30:54.000 Name anyone else.

00:30:55.000 Granted, I realize Ronda's leaps and bounds ahead of a lot of the girls, but she's finally met a girl who she's not.

00:31:01.000 So Holly's not on this track to make all the music.

00:31:03.000 All Holly wants to be is a world champion of the UFC. Can you imagine if Verdum or Cain Velasquez or Chris Weidman were making movies then trying to defend their belt?

00:31:12.000 Huh?

00:31:12.000 You would get fucked up.

00:31:14.000 You know what's crazy?

00:31:16.000 Can you imagine if Patrick Cote was doing movies?

00:31:19.000 He'd be like, I'm gonna fuck this dude up.

00:31:21.000 I used to love seeing that.

00:31:23.000 When I see my guy doing something on the side, I'm like, dude, he's about to get fucked up.

00:31:26.000 Because while he's balls deep in this script, I'm training my ass off.

00:31:30.000 Meanwhile, Sexy Yama looks fucking great.

00:31:33.000 Sexist guy in the UFC. I didn't know he was fighting on this card.

00:31:36.000 I mean, you're talking about a dude who's a pride veteran.

00:31:38.000 His fucking stand-up looks sharp as shit tonight.

00:31:41.000 His body's on point.

00:31:42.000 And that tan.

00:31:44.000 It's always on point.

00:31:44.000 Do you know he sells out arena singing?

00:31:46.000 Of course he does.

00:31:47.000 Look at him, he's beautiful.

00:31:47.000 Do you know that?

00:31:48.000 Of course.

00:31:48.000 He has the voice of an angel?

00:31:49.000 No, he's not an angel.

00:31:50.000 Body of a god?

00:31:51.000 That's an angel.

00:31:52.000 Voice of an angel, body of a god.

00:31:53.000 That's pretty crazy.

00:31:54.000 He's a huge singing star in Japan.

00:31:57.000 Is he still a huge?

00:31:58.000 That's crazy.

00:31:59.000 Yeah, I think it is Korea.

00:32:00.000 But is he still a huge star over there?

00:32:02.000 Bet you're sweet ass he is.

00:32:04.000 Maybe he's like with an ice.

00:32:05.000 Maybe he's like with an ice.

00:32:07.000 No, he's not.

00:32:07.000 You don't want to wonder.

00:32:09.000 Well, Japan's weird like that where they just abandon stuff.

00:32:12.000 They were really into MMA for a while.

00:32:15.000 It was huge.

00:32:15.000 They used to sell at the Saitama Super Arena.

00:32:17.000 Then they're like, not anymore.

00:32:19.000 We're good.

00:32:20.000 They just give up on it.

00:32:21.000 We're good.

00:32:21.000 It's not like football in the US will never die.

00:32:24.000 Never.

00:32:25.000 Something would have to be, even with all the concussion info and this new Will Smith movie, people are like, blah, blah, blah, whatever, whatever.

00:32:32.000 100%.

00:32:33.000 Go Ohio State!

00:32:34.000 Whatever.

00:32:35.000 Nobody gives a fuck.

00:32:36.000 They give up.

00:32:37.000 They give up.

00:32:38.000 They don't give a fuck.

00:32:39.000 Weren't they super into, like, country westerns?

00:32:42.000 Like, American country westerns and shit?

00:32:44.000 Like, walk-a-billy type shit, dressing up like Elvis.

00:32:46.000 It's so dope.

00:32:46.000 And then they abandoned it.

00:32:47.000 It's so dope.

00:32:48.000 They abandoned it.

00:32:49.000 Can't you buy, like, old underwear in the vending machines?

00:32:52.000 Yes, you can.

00:32:53.000 See, I've never been over there.

00:32:54.000 To me, it's a fucking different world.

00:32:56.000 In the early 2000s, Japanese were really into having afros.

00:33:05.000 That's hilarious.

00:33:06.000 That's real.

00:33:08.000 When you take a white dude or an Asian dude and give him an afro, what is involved in that process?

00:33:14.000 How many hours do you have to spend trying to work that afro?

00:33:18.000 That's not something you're just like, ah, I need an afro.

00:33:20.000 You put some work in.

00:33:21.000 It's like braids.

00:33:22.000 He was a fighter who had an afro.

00:33:23.000 He fought Rico Rodriguez in pride.

00:33:25.000 He ended up dying, but I forget his name.

00:33:28.000 He was a big ass Japanese dude.

00:33:30.000 Oh, a Japanese guy.

00:33:31.000 A Japanese dude.

00:33:31.000 With a straight afro?

00:33:33.000 With an afro.

00:33:33.000 He fought in pride.

00:33:34.000 He fought Rico Rodriguez.

00:33:35.000 I remember that, dude.

00:33:36.000 Like in 2000. It's called a perm, right?

00:33:37.000 I forget his name.

00:33:38.000 What did he die from?

00:33:39.000 That's what I was thinking, right?

00:33:40.000 Yeah.

00:33:41.000 How did he die?

00:33:42.000 I don't remember, but he's dead.

00:33:47.000 And we laugh, dude.

00:33:49.000 Rest in peace.

00:33:49.000 Look how good fucking Sexyama looks, man.

00:33:53.000 Is this a middleweight fight or is this a welterweight fight?

00:33:55.000 It has to be welterweight.

00:33:56.000 Is he part of a tie or is that a tan like from a booth?

00:33:59.000 That's a good question.

00:34:01.000 That's a gold tan, son.

00:34:02.000 He could easily be from Laos.

00:34:03.000 Yeah, right.

00:34:04.000 He's one of them chocolate Asians.

00:34:06.000 Like one of those dudes Bruce Lee fought in his first movie.

00:34:08.000 Who's got a better body than Akiyama?

00:34:10.000 He's got like the best body of all time.

00:34:12.000 There's one guy who I might give it to over him and that's Woodley.

00:34:15.000 Yes.

00:34:16.000 Woodley is bodied up, son.

00:34:19.000 Chocolate.

00:34:19.000 Who has the best ass?

00:34:21.000 Good question.

00:34:22.000 Woodley, that's a bubble butt.

00:34:23.000 I know I sound weird here, but Woodley's packing some heat back there.

00:34:26.000 Right.

00:34:29.000 Silence!

00:34:31.000 As everyone thinks a guy's ass is...

00:34:33.000 I'm trying to think about it.

00:34:34.000 I'll tell you what, Carwin had a fuckin' honeydew melon back there, too.

00:34:41.000 Carwin had a fucking ghetto booty.

00:34:44.000 He had one of them gorilla booties.

00:34:45.000 Yeah, the zoo, and you see the silverback?

00:34:48.000 Waddle it around.

00:34:50.000 His giant ass cheeks.

00:34:52.000 Two fucking watermelons.

00:34:53.000 You put a thong on Carwin, man, you would not know.

00:34:56.000 He bent over like, God damn, son.

00:34:58.000 That's a hairy-ass woman.

00:35:00.000 That's a hairy-ass woman.

00:35:02.000 Hairy-ass Nicki Minaj.

00:35:04.000 Did homeboy Sexy Yamaha get kicked in the jewels?

00:35:06.000 Oh, no.

00:35:07.000 How dare you?

00:35:08.000 Front kick?

00:35:09.000 Boom!

00:35:11.000 Oh, he looked like he kicked him in the nuts.

00:35:13.000 Nobody kicked anybody in the nuts.

00:35:15.000 Double nut kick!

00:35:18.000 Yeah, he grazed the helmet.

00:35:20.000 That's some Sparta shit.

00:35:23.000 Ooh, I bet you he is packing heat, son.

00:35:26.000 Giant dick.

00:35:27.000 Just a big old angry fucking Korean dick.

00:35:31.000 Hey, you think you've seen nothing?

00:35:36.000 The last samurai cock.

00:35:38.000 He probably sings when he pulls his dick out.

00:35:41.000 He sings and he's a UFC fighter in Korea.

00:35:45.000 Imagine all the Korean pussies getting.

00:35:47.000 I believe he's married with a family, Eddie Bravo.

00:35:50.000 How about he just back off?

00:35:51.000 Look at the build.

00:35:53.000 Or he's just doing work.

00:35:55.000 He's like fucking Godzilla out there.

00:35:57.000 Probably.

00:35:58.000 Genghis Khan in the whole country.

00:36:00.000 Dicking him down.

00:36:01.000 Look at the fucking build on this guy.

00:36:03.000 He must be just lifting weights all the time.

00:36:05.000 All the time.

00:36:06.000 There's no other way.

00:36:07.000 It's not normal for a fighter to be built like that.

00:36:09.000 Beautiful body.

00:36:09.000 I agree.

00:36:10.000 I mean, when you're doing wrestling, jiu-jitsu, kickboxing, it's hard to keep up a physique like that.

00:36:16.000 100%.

00:36:16.000 Look at his haircut, too.

00:36:18.000 That's got to be natural, right?

00:36:20.000 No way he's on Juice, right?

00:36:22.000 Well, I don't know, man.

00:36:23.000 No comment, bro.

00:36:24.000 The bottom line about Juice is those guys that fought in Pride, they definitely could have then...

00:36:31.000 What weight class was he then?

00:36:33.000 That's a good question.

00:36:34.000 I think he was 185. I think he was in Vanderlei's weight class, right?

00:36:38.000 Oh shit.

00:36:38.000 Dude, for people who are like, oh, steroids aren't that big of a deal.

00:36:41.000 Think of Hunt Bigfoot 2. Oh, they're such a big deal.

00:36:44.000 Oh my god, it's a fucking big deal.

00:36:46.000 Such a big deal also when women take them.

00:36:49.000 You know, I mean, that's even sometimes more of a big deal.

00:36:52.000 I agree.

00:36:55.000 I was reading this thing about what happens to women bodybuilders.

00:37:00.000 Oh!

00:37:01.000 He's getting clipped.

00:37:02.000 Yeah, he got them in the back of the headers.

00:37:04.000 He got tagged, but he keeps moving, man.

00:37:06.000 Hey, Minya, good luck getting out there alive when you beat up the fucking national icon.

00:37:11.000 You're gonna fuck up his singing voice, man.

00:37:12.000 Oh, hell no!

00:37:14.000 Behind the ear.

00:37:14.000 How dare you!

00:37:15.000 Hey, ref!

00:37:16.000 Oh, he's done.

00:37:17.000 He's done.

00:37:17.000 He has a singing career, you asshole.

00:37:19.000 Oh, my God.

00:37:20.000 At the end of the round?

00:37:22.000 Oh my god, he made it out of the round.

00:37:24.000 Yes, praise Akiyama.

00:37:25.000 Was that the third round?

00:37:26.000 No, I don't think so.

00:37:27.000 We don't know.

00:37:28.000 Damn, this dude is on.

00:37:29.000 We're barely paying attention.

00:37:30.000 He is fucked up.

00:37:32.000 Damn.

00:37:33.000 His body's distracting.

00:37:34.000 So, I was reading this thing about female bodybuilders and the permanent effects it has on them when they, like...

00:37:40.000 Can you imagine that girls take male hormones just to get jacked like a dude in their underwear and pose on stage?

00:37:47.000 Like, you literally change your physiology.

00:37:50.000 Essentially, you shift way over to the male side.

00:37:54.000 There's no coming back, right?

00:37:56.000 Yeah.

00:37:56.000 No, no, there's no coming back.

00:37:58.000 Cycle of steroids, getting a dude's jaw and, you know, titties.

00:38:02.000 Everything.

00:38:03.000 Changes their frame, changes their bone structure.

00:38:07.000 But I think if you take female hormones, it takes seven years to get back to where you were.

00:38:13.000 So you'd have to take like...

00:38:14.000 You could change your body in seven years.

00:38:15.000 You'd have to take like female hormones.

00:38:17.000 That makes sense because that's how transsexuals do it.

00:38:19.000 A transsexual man takes female hormones and then becomes more feminine over time.

00:38:25.000 Seven years now to see the thing if they're saying that I don't know if it's different 21 years you could go back and forth Yeah, but I don't know if it's different with women I don't know if it's different with women to like if it goes women to men or men to women It's the same if it's the same pace,

00:38:42.000 but they're saying that when a man goes to a woman Dr. Ramona Krutz I think her name is Krutzik They interviewed her for...

00:38:50.000 Steffi Cricklin interviewed her about Fallon Fox.

00:38:54.000 And one of the things they were saying is when you take estrogen, it actually preserves bone density.

00:38:59.000 Really?

00:39:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:00.000 Because that's why women, when they get older, they develop osteoporosis.

00:39:05.000 So this idea that taking the estrogen is automatically going to give you lower bone density, like a...

00:39:11.000 A woman, oh shit, Akiyama, they're still throwing down.

00:39:14.000 That's not necessarily the case.

00:39:15.000 So if you had a woman that took testosterone, got more manly, right, and then started taking estrogen, this doesn't necessarily mean it would shrink her bone structure back down.

00:39:27.000 It's very tricky.

00:39:28.000 It's very tricky because there's a cycle to that shit.

00:39:31.000 There's a lot going on in your body.

00:39:33.000 They're all interconnected.

00:39:35.000 That's why when dudes take steroids, they get bitch tits.

00:39:37.000 Your body's like, hey, fuckface, what's with all this testosterone?

00:39:41.000 I'm going to give you titties.

00:39:42.000 I'm going to counteract it.

00:39:44.000 Because all the testosterone, then your body goes, oh, we need estrogen to balance this shit out.

00:39:47.000 Your body's like, you got way too much test, you fucking crazy dick.

00:39:51.000 Enjoy these tits.

00:39:52.000 Enjoy these tits.

00:39:55.000 Dude, these guys are going off, meanwhile.

00:39:57.000 Sexyama has survived.

00:39:59.000 Fuck yeah.

00:40:00.000 I'm such a fan of Sexyama.

00:40:01.000 Hell yeah.

00:40:02.000 He's looking good in this round, in consideration of the fact that he almost got stopped just two minutes ago.

00:40:09.000 Dude, he has a salty-ass UFC record.

00:40:11.000 Dude, well, he's been around for a long time.

00:40:14.000 Bet your ass.

00:40:14.000 But remember when Vitor lit him up?

00:40:16.000 Oof.

00:40:17.000 Like a Christmas tree in Times Square.

00:40:19.000 Fuck.

00:40:22.000 Hey, Vitor Anderson Silva, huh, Brazil?

00:40:24.000 Oh my goodness, what a fight.

00:40:26.000 For sure, just let them both juice to the gills.

00:40:29.000 He can't walk.

00:40:30.000 Well, they both have the same doctor, right?

00:40:32.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:40:32.000 Probably.

00:40:33.000 I want, like, Martin McGuire, Sammy Sosa shit.

00:40:35.000 That left leg is jack-ma-fied.

00:40:38.000 Akiyama with the fucking Muay Thai.

00:40:40.000 Bang, bang.

00:40:42.000 Damn.

00:40:43.000 What a crazy fight.

00:40:44.000 Dude, this card's been fucking good.

00:40:47.000 So did you see that thing that Victor Conte tweeted?

00:40:51.000 Dude, I literally was like, is this real life?

00:40:56.000 That thing that I sent you?

00:40:57.000 Didn't I send it to you?

00:40:58.000 I said, is this real life?

00:40:59.000 The thing about Holly Holm?

00:41:01.000 Oh, yes!

00:41:02.000 Dude, get the fuck out of here.

00:41:04.000 Eddie, you know what we're talking about?

00:41:06.000 Nah.

00:41:06.000 This is ridiculous.

00:41:07.000 Dr. Conte tweeted this thing where some bodybuilding expert zoomed in on Holly Holmes crotch zoomed in on her bikinis and was like they zoomed in on her where her vagina is and they're trying to say that she has clitoral hypertrophy based on Her moose knuckle?

00:41:24.000 Yes, exactly Fucking haters.

00:41:26.000 They're just fucking haters, man.

00:41:28.000 Dude, they're expecting moose knuckles.

00:41:30.000 That's amazing.

00:41:31.000 It's so stupid.

00:41:32.000 Oh shit, Akiyama got the leg card.

00:41:34.000 For Victor Conte to tweak that out takes all credibility away from him.

00:41:37.000 I couldn't believe it.

00:41:38.000 I can't trust the guy.

00:41:39.000 First of all, you don't know what it looked like before.

00:41:41.000 Like, you're basing this on what?

00:41:43.000 Just the way it looks?

00:41:44.000 Like, women's vagina lips are quite different, sir.

00:41:46.000 People are just haters, man.

00:41:48.000 She's world champion now.

00:41:49.000 Where were you before, you fuck?

00:41:50.000 This is like a weigh-in photo?

00:41:52.000 Yes, the weigh-in photo of her, so they just zoom in.

00:41:55.000 Like, weigh in on the box.

00:41:56.000 How did they know she wasn't born with those thick, juicy lips?

00:41:58.000 Exactly!

00:41:59.000 They're just trying to hate on her.

00:42:00.000 How dare you?

00:42:01.000 She's the champ.

00:42:02.000 Some chicks don't talk like that.

00:42:04.000 She's the preacher's daughter, you son of a bitch.

00:42:06.000 It's like, I was watching this, I was like, is this real life?

00:42:08.000 Did Victor Conte really tweet this?

00:42:10.000 I don't know.

00:42:11.000 You just sent me the link.

00:42:12.000 I just thought it was some bullshit link.

00:42:13.000 I think he sent it in an email, too.

00:42:15.000 I think I got it in an email blast.

00:42:17.000 I got it in an email blast from him, and I got it in a tweet.

00:42:20.000 I was like, whoa, really?

00:42:21.000 Dude, I don't even entertain that bullshit.

00:42:24.000 This fight's crazy.

00:42:25.000 It's just so silly.

00:42:26.000 It's so silly to even say something like that.

00:42:29.000 You know, it's one thing to have someone...

00:42:33.000 Who believes that?

00:42:34.000 But it's another thing for a guy like Victor Conte to tweet it.

00:42:37.000 Well, he has some credibility, right?

00:42:38.000 He's known as a snitch on everyone.

00:42:40.000 Yeah.

00:42:41.000 What are you doing?

00:42:42.000 He was one of the guys at Balco.

00:42:44.000 But he wasn't like a scientist, right?

00:42:46.000 He was just like a sort of a marketing guy.

00:42:48.000 Yeah, a marketing guy behind it, yeah.

00:42:50.000 This is so crazy.

00:42:51.000 This guy missed the shot.

00:42:53.000 Oh, shit.

00:42:54.000 Boom.

00:42:56.000 He's like, he didn't give me a chance to get up.

00:43:01.000 There's a guy in the NFL's name is Landry.

00:43:03.000 If you've ever seen this fucking guy, you know what I'm talking about, Jamie?

00:43:05.000 His arms are, he's fucking jacked.

00:43:08.000 So he's been caught three times for steroids.

00:43:10.000 I've seen him.

00:43:11.000 And this last time, they're like, bro.

00:43:13.000 So he served a 10-game suspension.

00:43:16.000 He gets off the suspension.

00:43:17.000 He knows he's going to be tested again.

00:43:20.000 Hot, positive for steroids.

00:43:22.000 Just can't not take him.

00:43:23.000 He's fucking jacked, man.

00:43:25.000 See, I was always under the impression that everyone in the NFL was on steroids.

00:43:30.000 They're so big.

00:43:31.000 I was like, when you see a 350-pound person like that.

00:43:34.000 Yeah, look at the picture.

00:43:35.000 Eddie, look at that picture.

00:43:37.000 Look at the screen.

00:43:38.000 Jesus Christ.

00:43:39.000 And he's supposed to be fast and quick.

00:43:41.000 Oh my God, look at his arms.

00:43:42.000 They're ridiculous.

00:43:42.000 He's a fucking monster.

00:43:43.000 Those arms are retarded.

00:43:46.000 He's probably one of the biggest guy's arms I've ever seen in professional sports.

00:43:50.000 No one's now.

00:43:50.000 He's on team fucking sit at home.

00:43:53.000 He's on the same team as I am.

00:43:57.000 So, a dude like that, right?

00:44:00.000 He's obviously taking them for football, right?

00:44:03.000 Yes.

00:44:04.000 He wants to get gigantic for football.

00:44:05.000 Can you get that big without doing juice?

00:44:08.000 I don't think so.

00:44:08.000 And that lean?

00:44:09.000 I don't think so.

00:44:10.000 No, right?

00:44:11.000 So when you see all those gigantic fucking dudes that are playing for the NFL, some of them have got to be genetics, right?

00:44:19.000 100%.

00:44:19.000 I've seen some guys who are just complete freaks where people chalk it up to steroids, but it's not.

00:44:24.000 They're just genetically different than we are.

00:44:26.000 But are they, like, ridiculously ripped and big, or are they like the linemen that are just massive?

00:44:31.000 No, no, no.

00:44:32.000 Like, my best friend, Joe Klopfenstein, he's 6'6", 270, like, 6% body fat.

00:44:36.000 Just woke up like that.

00:44:37.000 Jesus Christ.

00:44:38.000 Just woke the fuck up like that.

00:44:40.000 I was with him last night, and he just balls deep in donuts.

00:44:43.000 I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?

00:44:45.000 And then I tried and fucking, yeah, I can't do that, man.

00:44:50.000 Wow, they're getting fucking into it.

00:44:51.000 Look at that.

00:44:52.000 Look at that.

00:44:53.000 Wow.

00:44:54.000 They're going to make a gif of her.

00:44:55.000 They get crazy.

00:44:57.000 Yeah.

00:44:57.000 That'll be on the internet.

00:44:58.000 For sure.

00:45:00.000 Come on, Akiyama.

00:45:02.000 Look at Sexy Yama.

00:45:03.000 Look at Bruce Buffer.

00:45:04.000 Who won the first round?

00:45:05.000 Good question.

00:45:06.000 We were talking.

00:45:07.000 For sure, Akiyama won.

00:45:09.000 There's no way he's going to lose this.

00:45:10.000 That just doesn't happen in Asia.

00:45:12.000 Oh, I think they bring in judges.

00:45:14.000 No.

00:45:15.000 Really?

00:45:15.000 In Asia, you think?

00:45:16.000 That's part of the deal.

00:45:18.000 Oh, see?

00:45:19.000 Fuck.

00:45:20.000 We got to shove the draw.

00:45:21.000 That was a Chinese judge.

00:45:27.000 Oh, shit.

00:45:28.000 How dare you?

00:45:30.000 How dare you?

00:45:31.000 Oh, shit.

00:45:32.000 He must have won the first round.

00:45:34.000 Yeah, I mean, the third round, he looked like dog shit.

00:45:36.000 Rounds two and three were both 10-8 rounds, in my opinion.

00:45:39.000 Do you think both?

00:45:41.000 Both, dude.

00:45:42.000 Are you kidding?

00:45:43.000 He barely made it out of that second round.

00:45:45.000 He was getting his ass fucked up.

00:45:47.000 Yeah, fucked up.

00:45:48.000 Is that a 10-9 round?

00:45:50.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.

00:45:50.000 So three is a 10-8 for Akiyama, though, right?

00:45:53.000 Yes, because he was just fucking out of it.

00:45:55.000 Yeah.

00:45:56.000 So they both 10-8-ed each other.

00:45:58.000 They need to give those 10-8 rounds more.

00:46:00.000 They need to give those out more.

00:46:02.000 Sometimes when it's a bully beatdown, someone's getting dropped, it has to be 10-8.

00:46:05.000 You can't just like, when guys are getting hurt and they're stunned, like Calvin Gaslam, Neil Magny.

00:46:12.000 You had that point.

00:46:13.000 I agree with you.

00:46:14.000 You got knocked down twice in a round, you gotta give him 10-8.

00:46:17.000 That's not a regular 10-9 round.

00:46:19.000 That's a different kind of round.

00:46:21.000 Dude got clipped twice, dropped twice.

00:46:24.000 Somebody tried to tell me that the first round...

00:46:26.000 How was that a 10-9 round?

00:46:27.000 Somebody tried to tell me that the first round with Gray Maynard versus Frankie Edgar was a 10-9 round.

00:46:33.000 I would slap the fuck out of them.

00:46:35.000 I go, yeah, this is a fucking professional judge.

00:46:38.000 We're having an argument about it.

00:46:39.000 Oh my god.

00:46:39.000 I go, what are you talking about?

00:46:41.000 I go, well, that is the epitome of a 10-8 round.

00:46:44.000 Look at this.

00:46:44.000 At least 10-8.

00:46:45.000 They should never be able to judge MMA again.

00:46:47.000 And he goes, well, no, because the fight wasn't close to being stopped.

00:46:50.000 Oh, fuck off.

00:46:50.000 You shut the fuck up.

00:46:51.000 That was as close as a fight gets to being stopped.

00:46:54.000 That's insane.

00:46:55.000 The guy was actually literally saying that to me.

00:46:57.000 And he's a judge.

00:46:58.000 What world do you live in?

00:46:58.000 Oh my god, it was the most frustrating conversation I've ever had with somebody.

00:47:01.000 Well, that hat's...

00:47:02.000 Because I knew that this guy's professional...

00:47:04.000 What is that?

00:47:04.000 That's a Brazilian...

00:47:05.000 That makes me sad.

00:47:06.000 ...a llama wrangler.

00:47:09.000 Out there in the jungle, dodging capybaras and caymans.

00:47:14.000 Look at him, he's like, my llamas, come home with me.

00:47:18.000 Da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da.

00:47:20.000 That's gotta be hard, man, when you almost finish the guy in the second round, but then you almost get finished in the third, and you walk away with a victory.

00:47:27.000 That's crazy.

00:47:28.000 Those kind of decisions are weird, because I do go by the idea that, like, I like how Pride did it, where they judged the fight as a whole, but I think the end of the round, the end of the fight's worth more.

00:47:39.000 Yeah.

00:47:40.000 This is the rationale behind it.

00:47:44.000 You're watching two kids fight in the school, in the schoolyard, and then it's going back and forth and back and forth, but the end of the fight, one dude gets on top of the other dude in full mount and punches him in the face a bunch of times, and then the teachers pull him off.

00:47:55.000 Yeah.

00:47:56.000 Well, damn, Jimmy won.

00:47:57.000 That dude is on top, dropping bombs on you.

00:47:59.000 He definitely won.

00:48:00.000 I don't care if you hit him 30 times before he took you down, and he only landed three punches while you were down.

00:48:06.000 If he was on top and he was punching you in the face when the teachers came, you won.

00:48:09.000 Legit point.

00:48:10.000 Right?

00:48:11.000 Totally.

00:48:12.000 Legit point at Virginia Court Elementary.

00:48:15.000 If you're going back on what you did in the first or second round, obviously it didn't mean anything because you're getting your ass beat at the end.

00:48:21.000 He goes, what about that knockdown in the first round?

00:48:23.000 That didn't mean shit.

00:48:24.000 Look what's going on right now.

00:48:25.000 You're getting your ass kicked.

00:48:27.000 It's going to be hard to judge like that because then people will do like what they do in Thailand where they wait for the betting so they lay back in the first couple of rounds.

00:48:35.000 You know, you don't want to see people do that.

00:48:37.000 But also, like, let's take the Neil Magny vs.

00:48:40.000 Kelvin fight.

00:48:41.000 When Neil had his back and was riding him for a long time, had his back for a long-ass time.

00:48:47.000 You know, how's that?

00:48:48.000 Because that's a dominant position.

00:48:50.000 It is.

00:48:50.000 Now it's a dominant position.

00:48:51.000 He wasn't doing any damage.

00:48:53.000 That's different.

00:48:53.000 He was threatening the choke.

00:48:55.000 He definitely won the first two rounds.

00:48:57.000 I'm not arguing that.

00:49:00.000 But why isn't it though?

00:49:03.000 Kinda isn't it?

00:49:05.000 If a guy is on your back for the whole round and he's trying to get that choke and he gets real close a couple of times, Isn't that kind of like a 10-8?

00:49:14.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:49:15.000 If he has a choke in and it's close, you're like, oh shit, and it's close, the crowd's going up, and then he escapes?

00:49:19.000 That was close.

00:49:21.000 But if he just has someone's back, I'm going to just do that.

00:49:23.000 For the entire round?

00:49:24.000 What is this fucking commercial?

00:49:26.000 So striking is only 10-8.

00:49:26.000 Look at this commercial.

00:49:27.000 Sexy Yama is staring in the mirror.

00:49:30.000 Look at this commercial.

00:49:31.000 What the fuck is going on?

00:49:32.000 Position is dominated.

00:49:33.000 What is going on in this commercial?

00:49:34.000 He's a superstar.

00:49:34.000 Not if you can't hit him.

00:49:36.000 But he's like on a massage chair, closing his eyes like he's getting blown.

00:49:39.000 Well, that's fucking Asia, my man.

00:49:41.000 Did you see that?

00:49:41.000 Look, look, look.

00:49:43.000 It's him versus him.

00:49:44.000 Dude, he is a superstar.

00:49:46.000 Wait, what is- what are we looking at here?

00:49:48.000 I'm so confused.

00:49:49.000 And this is Fight Pass, right?

00:49:50.000 So this is...

00:49:52.000 a legit commercial?

00:49:54.000 Dude, he's a superstar out there.

00:49:55.000 I'm not mad at that Dory of the Explorer haircut.

00:49:57.000 Oh my god, it's a fucking- an ad for a massage.

00:50:01.000 It's an ad for a massage chair.

00:50:04.000 I'll take it.

00:50:04.000 Have you ever seen that before, though?

00:50:06.000 Never.

00:50:07.000 That confused the shit out of me.

00:50:08.000 So what do you think right now with Aldo and McGregor?

00:50:11.000 That's a tough fucking call, man.

00:50:14.000 I want Conor to win, but...

00:50:17.000 Do you?

00:50:17.000 I do.

00:50:18.000 I want Conor to win.

00:50:19.000 I really like Conor.

00:50:20.000 And I think it's better for the sport for him to win.

00:50:22.000 I think moving forward, if you're the UFC man, you want Conor to win.

00:50:27.000 But Jose Aldo, again, I take heat for this, with the new testing, I don't know how it's going to go down, man.

00:50:34.000 Oh my god, how dare you.

00:50:36.000 You're just saying it.

00:50:38.000 Why are you saying that?

00:50:39.000 Because he's Brazilian?

00:50:47.000 I don't know, man.

00:50:49.000 There's a lot of guys that we've seen fighting now with the new testing.

00:50:52.000 It's a different story.

00:50:53.000 I'm not saying he is on things.

00:50:55.000 I'm saying that's the X factor.

00:50:56.000 I'm not accusing him of shit.

00:50:58.000 I'm just saying it could be a factor.

00:50:59.000 Right.

00:51:00.000 Okay.

00:51:00.000 That's all speculative.

00:51:03.000 Whatever, whatever.

00:51:03.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:51:04.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:51:05.000 But when you look at it as far as past performances, you look at it as far as what their ability...

00:51:11.000 What they can do inside the octagon, it should be an insane fight.

00:51:15.000 Because you look at Aldo hasn't lost in 10 years, right?

00:51:18.000 I agree, man.

00:51:19.000 He's been beating everybody's ass.

00:51:21.000 You watch the most spectacular victories that he's had, like the Cub Swanson fight.

00:51:26.000 Dude, Jose Aldo could be pound for pound number one.

00:51:28.000 A lot of people list he is.

00:51:29.000 Yeah, he's a fucking nightmare.

00:51:31.000 He's a beast.

00:51:31.000 Super beast.

00:51:33.000 Nasty jiu-jitsu.

00:51:34.000 World-class jiu-jitsu.

00:51:36.000 Some of the fastest leg kicks in the fucking sport.

00:51:38.000 If you're gonna bet on it, I mean, it's not bad money because Jose's an underdog in Vegas.

00:51:44.000 That's crazy.

00:51:45.000 That drives me.

00:51:45.000 I just don't understand how someone could call him an underdog.

00:51:49.000 You know the odds, Jamie?

00:51:50.000 Yeah, he's an underdog in Vegas, though.

00:51:52.000 What do you think the logic is?

00:51:53.000 That is just hype and betting?

00:51:54.000 It's hype.

00:51:55.000 Well, think about Rhonda Hawley.

00:51:56.000 Again, we're all victim of it.

00:51:58.000 Twelve to one.

00:51:59.000 Twelve to one.

00:52:00.000 It's all hype.

00:52:01.000 Yeah.

00:52:02.000 I think a lot of people who make those odds, they don't know the game inside and out.

00:52:06.000 But you see Conor on every fucking poster.

00:52:08.000 But Conor does smash people, man.

00:52:10.000 I mean, he really does.

00:52:12.000 You watch that Dustin Poirier fight.

00:52:14.000 You watch that fight with Dennis Seaver.

00:52:16.000 Jesus fucking Christ.

00:52:17.000 He smashes people, man.

00:52:19.000 It's a different animal.

00:52:20.000 Far cry from those two.

00:52:21.000 Different animal.

00:52:22.000 They both got chins.

00:52:23.000 They both smashed.

00:52:25.000 So he's plus 125. That's basically even in MMA. So they're even right now, right?

00:52:31.000 Damn, look at that motherfucking fight card.

00:52:34.000 That is a ridiculous card.

00:52:36.000 It's the greatest fight card of all time, dude.

00:52:38.000 That's aggressive, Mr. Joe Rogan.

00:52:41.000 You're not seeing the full card?

00:52:42.000 You're seeing just betting?

00:52:44.000 No, no.

00:52:44.000 I see the card up there.

00:52:46.000 Here's Yoel Romero vs.

00:52:47.000 Jacare.

00:52:48.000 Jeremy Stephens vs.

00:52:50.000 Max Holloway.

00:52:51.000 Luke Rockhold vs.

00:52:54.000 Chris Weidman.

00:52:55.000 For sure.

00:52:56.000 Conor McGregor vs.

00:52:57.000 Jose Aldo.

00:52:58.000 That's amazing.

00:52:59.000 What's the top five?

00:53:01.000 You're saying better than UFC 100?

00:53:02.000 I don't know.

00:53:03.000 UFC 100 was Brock versus Frank Mir.

00:53:06.000 It was George St. Pierre versus...

00:53:08.000 Alves.

00:53:09.000 Alves.

00:53:10.000 Michael Bisping.

00:53:10.000 Dan Henderson.

00:53:11.000 Dan Henderson.

00:53:12.000 And there's another barn burner on there, too.

00:53:14.000 I'll say this is the best card.

00:53:16.000 Waller or C.B. Dalloway.

00:53:17.000 The best card since then.

00:53:18.000 How about that?

00:53:21.000 Akiyama was on that bitch.

00:53:22.000 Was he?

00:53:23.000 Yes.

00:53:24.000 And then you had Jon Jones on the undercard.

00:53:26.000 Akiyama versus Alan Belcher.

00:53:28.000 Belcher should have won.

00:53:29.000 Dude, you had Mark Coleman versus Bonner.

00:53:33.000 Alright, here's...

00:53:35.000 Ooh, that's tough.

00:53:37.000 You know, don't get me wrong, I'm saying it's a great card.

00:53:39.000 It's definitely top three of all time.

00:53:42.000 There's one other big fight.

00:53:44.000 Oh, Damien Maia vs.

00:53:46.000 fucking Gunnar Nelson.

00:53:47.000 That's another one.

00:53:49.000 That's on the main card?

00:53:50.000 That's on the main card.

00:53:51.000 So here's the main card.

00:53:52.000 The main card is Max Holloway vs.

00:53:54.000 Jeremy Stephens, Damien Maia vs.

00:53:56.000 Gunnar Nelson, Jose Aldo vs.

00:53:58.000 Conor McGregor, Chris Weidman vs.

00:54:00.000 Luke Rockhold, and Jacare vs.

00:54:02.000 Yoel Romero.

00:54:03.000 It's a good argument.

00:54:03.000 I'm not mad at that.

00:54:05.000 It's hard to say that's not the best card in a long fucking time.

00:54:09.000 In a very long time.

00:54:10.000 It might be the best card since 100. I agree.

00:54:13.000 It's debatable.

00:54:14.000 We haven't had a card that stacked in forever.

00:54:16.000 I forgot about Damien May and Gunnar Nelson.

00:54:18.000 I forgot about that.

00:54:19.000 That's a fucking fight.

00:54:20.000 That's how good this card is.

00:54:22.000 You guys watching The Ultimate Fighter with Connor?

00:54:25.000 Yeah, I've seen it.

00:54:26.000 It's good, right?

00:54:26.000 I forgot that Uriah Faber is on the undercard.

00:54:29.000 You know, they have stacked it to make sure that if Aldo pulls out, they've got strategies.

00:54:37.000 They've got Uriah sitting on the undercard.

00:54:39.000 They've got Frankie Edgar and Chad Mendes fighting the day before.

00:54:43.000 I mean, the whole thing's covered.

00:54:45.000 They've got three top featherweights.

00:54:47.000 Even though they're doing that, if Jose Aldo were to pull out, we're fucked.

00:54:51.000 Yeah.

00:54:52.000 I know.

00:54:52.000 Jose Conner is the only fight.

00:54:54.000 I love every fight.

00:54:55.000 It's great.

00:54:56.000 That's all fine and dandy.

00:54:56.000 I'll tell you what.

00:54:57.000 Frankie could go in there and make a nightmare out of that.

00:55:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:55:01.000 Frankie could make a nightmare out of that.

00:55:03.000 That's a bad idea for the UFC brass.

00:55:05.000 He's a bad idea for almost everybody.

00:55:08.000 When you watch his fight with Cub Swanson, that motherfucker swarms.

00:55:12.000 He's relentless.

00:55:13.000 He doesn't get tired.

00:55:15.000 He just has this most retarded pace.

00:55:17.000 His pace is so fast.

00:55:20.000 His footwork, man.

00:55:21.000 And he's better now than ever.

00:55:23.000 Frankie's never backed off.

00:55:25.000 Better now than ever.

00:55:26.000 I think those years out of the championship spotlight, too, have just made his resolve even stronger.

00:55:32.000 That's going to be a good fight that people are totally sleeping on.

00:55:35.000 That Chad Mendes-Frankie Edgar fight.

00:55:38.000 I totally forgot about it.

00:55:39.000 Well, in December, there's a week.

00:55:42.000 Three days in a row!

00:55:42.000 Are you working all three?

00:55:43.000 No!

00:55:44.000 Just one?

00:55:45.000 Yes!

00:55:45.000 Just for the big dog.

00:55:48.000 I can't do three in a row.

00:55:51.000 I won't have a voice left.

00:55:52.000 That's what I was thinking.

00:55:53.000 You're screaming, oh!

00:55:55.000 The third night I'd be like, oh!

00:55:57.000 Oh, and then the other main event is Paige versus Rose?

00:56:00.000 Yeah, did you see what happened with Paige and the haircut thing?

00:56:04.000 What happened?

00:56:05.000 Paige was supposed to, like, they were going to donate money.

00:56:07.000 If they get to a certain amount, she's going to cut her hair off.

00:56:09.000 She's too fine to be doing that.

00:56:09.000 She's way too fine to be doing that.

00:56:10.000 She's going to cut her hair off.

00:56:11.000 So instead, she got a haircut.

00:56:13.000 Like her management team told her not to shave her head.

00:56:16.000 Was it enough?

00:56:17.000 No, she's got long hair still.

00:56:19.000 She's got a trim.

00:56:20.000 It's like normal shit that girls do.

00:56:22.000 My bad!

00:56:23.000 That they don't talk about it.

00:56:24.000 It's like, I'm going to wash myself for charity.

00:56:27.000 Don't you wash yourself every day?

00:56:28.000 She's like, can't.

00:56:29.000 I'm brushing my teeth for charity.

00:56:31.000 Man, I'm not mad at it though.

00:56:32.000 Don't shave your head.

00:56:34.000 She's way too fun.

00:56:35.000 She didn't.

00:56:36.000 She didn't.

00:56:37.000 That's a tough fight, man.

00:56:39.000 Someone's star is going to fall.

00:56:44.000 Yeah.

00:56:45.000 It's a good fight.

00:56:46.000 Rose is dangerous as fuck.

00:56:48.000 Yeah, man.

00:56:48.000 She is.

00:56:49.000 Super finisher.

00:56:50.000 She's tough.

00:56:51.000 She's wild.

00:56:52.000 She throws up a lot of wild shit.

00:56:54.000 She's not scared to be off her back.

00:56:56.000 No.

00:56:57.000 Interesting fight, right?

00:56:58.000 Paige is very scrappy, too.

00:57:00.000 Super scrappy.

00:57:01.000 That's a great fight.

00:57:03.000 Dominic Waters and Dong Young Kim.

00:57:04.000 This should be a good fight, man.

00:57:07.000 This is a good fight.

00:57:10.000 Two big, tall, 170s, like, my man, Killer B, I'm in this bitch!

00:57:15.000 Yes, sir.

00:57:16.000 I don't know Dominic Waters.

00:57:18.000 Where does he train?

00:57:19.000 That's a good question.

00:57:21.000 Young Jamie, please pull up the information on Mr. Waters.

00:57:26.000 Uh, Rufus, maybe?

00:57:28.000 Do you see Duke behind him?

00:57:29.000 No, Albuquerque.

00:57:31.000 Fighting out of Albuquerque, so maybe he's...

00:57:32.000 Oh, is that Greg Jackson's guys?

00:57:34.000 Yeah.

00:57:34.000 Yeah, that's Isaac, Valley Fly.

00:57:36.000 So they're going to have a game plan for him.

00:57:38.000 Yeah.

00:57:38.000 9-3...

00:57:42.000 Three KOs, two submissions.

00:57:45.000 Hey, man, did you notice that Spike TV got rid of Bellator?

00:57:51.000 Or got rid of...

00:57:52.000 Not Bellator.

00:57:53.000 Got rid of Glory?

00:57:54.000 No.

00:57:55.000 See what happened?

00:57:56.000 Yeah.

00:57:56.000 Yeah, they got rid of it, and ESPN picked it up.

00:57:59.000 No way.

00:57:59.000 Yeah.

00:58:00.000 Is that better?

00:58:01.000 No, not necessarily, because I think it's like ESPN 2. I watched the Glory fights when they were on ESPN. It was pretty cool, but, you know, there's so much shit on ESPN, and I don't know how much they're going to, like...

00:58:15.000 Is Viacom and ESPN intertwined at all?

00:58:18.000 I don't think so.

00:58:19.000 I think Viacom is releasing it.

00:58:20.000 I think Glory, like they had a licensing deal or something like that, or a broadcast deal.

00:58:25.000 I think they're owned by different people.

00:58:28.000 I just think there's some fans out there of kickboxing.

00:58:34.000 Just need to figure out a way to market it and put some money into it and get people excited about it.

00:58:40.000 Yeah, I fucking love it, man.

00:58:41.000 I know they were trying to do Bellator and Glory and kind of intertwine some of the stars in there.

00:58:47.000 I guess it didn't work out as well as they wanted.

00:58:50.000 Yeah, they had that one event where they had the ring right next to the cage, which was pretty cool.

00:58:55.000 They tried to do it Japanese style, you know?

00:58:58.000 That would have been cool to go to live, for sure.

00:59:00.000 On Dong Young Kim's back.

00:59:01.000 Dong Young Kim's a nasty grappler.

00:59:04.000 Yeah, he's doing what Kim does.

00:59:07.000 But he's interesting, too, because a lot of judo and his style as well.

00:59:13.000 Yeah, I was Don Yong Kim for Tyrone Woodley when he fought him in China.

00:59:18.000 Oh, really?

00:59:19.000 Yeah.

00:59:22.000 We both fought on the same day.

00:59:26.000 Were you in China for that?

00:59:27.000 No, I didn't go to China for that.

00:59:28.000 That was the one where he came charging at him, right?

00:59:32.000 Yeah, he tried to do a spinning back fist or elbow and got kind of clipped, yeah.

00:59:37.000 Mert.

00:59:38.000 Just right hand.

00:59:38.000 Tyron Woodley, you can't rush at that, dude.

00:59:40.000 Hell no, way too explicit.

00:59:41.000 Especially not that first round.

00:59:43.000 That first round is fraught with peril.

00:59:43.000 And now he's working with Duke Rufus.

00:59:45.000 Exactly.

00:59:46.000 Enjoy that.

00:59:46.000 Well, that was what I said.

00:59:48.000 Oh, shit, look at that takedown right in the side control.

00:59:50.000 What I said about...

00:59:52.000 Oh, shit.

00:59:53.000 Tied that arm up with the quickness, too.

00:59:54.000 Mounted crucifix just like that, son.

00:59:58.000 Cage walk in!

00:59:59.000 Cage walk in!

01:00:00.000 Oh!

01:00:01.000 Almost.

01:00:01.000 Don't think so.

01:00:02.000 He's still near it, though.

01:00:04.000 You gotta push off that fucker.

01:00:05.000 Look, you're trying to...

01:00:06.000 Better explode.

01:00:07.000 Knock down a tree.

01:00:08.000 Mm-hmm.

01:00:09.000 Oh, he's going...

01:00:09.000 Keep going for the elbows, son.

01:00:13.000 Mm.

01:00:16.000 What were we just talking about?

01:00:17.000 Right arm out.

01:00:19.000 Killer B, your card is stacked.

01:00:21.000 Yeah, man.

01:00:21.000 That Boston card's stacked.

01:00:23.000 Oh, yeah.

01:00:23.000 That card's great.

01:00:24.000 I'm going to be there for that.

01:00:25.000 Fuck yeah, dude.

01:00:26.000 I'm going to Boston.

01:00:27.000 You're doing stand-up out there, too, I would assume.

01:00:29.000 No, no.

01:00:29.000 Not in Boston?

01:00:30.000 No, I already had two things booked.

01:00:32.000 I already had Atlanta booked.

01:00:34.000 And I'm in Atlanta and Tampa that weekend.

01:00:38.000 So I have two theaters that I had already sold tickets for.

01:00:42.000 So then I'm going to fly into Boston on Sunday.

01:00:44.000 Busy dude.

01:00:45.000 My mom goes, your friend Joe Rogan's in Rolling Stone.

01:00:50.000 I went, yes, mom, he's very famous.

01:00:52.000 Very famous, mama.

01:00:53.000 He's been in a bunch of shit.

01:00:55.000 This is just the start.

01:00:57.000 Look at this fucking control.

01:01:00.000 Can you stop it here?

01:01:03.000 Because it's not really, you know what I'm saying?

01:01:05.000 He's not, like, fucking him up.

01:01:08.000 Man, he can't get his arm out.

01:01:09.000 It's weird how he can't get his arm out.

01:01:10.000 I know.

01:01:11.000 Great control.

01:01:11.000 The guy's obviously never spent a lot of time getting out of this.

01:01:15.000 Yeah, but it seems like his strategy of getting out is not so good.

01:01:18.000 Who is owning people with this?

01:01:20.000 Ten years ago, some guy was owning people with this in the UFC, like ten years ago.

01:01:25.000 Like, how do you stop it?

01:01:26.000 Mounted Crucifix?

01:01:27.000 Roy Nelson.

01:01:28.000 Who was that?

01:01:29.000 Roy Nelson.

01:01:29.000 Before that?

01:01:31.000 Roy was big.

01:01:35.000 This is like one of those things you have to stop the fight because he just can't defend himself.

01:01:39.000 You think?

01:01:40.000 Well, that's what Roy counted on.

01:01:42.000 Well, Roy's a heavyweight though with that giant belly.

01:01:44.000 They're just like, ah, yeah, you're not getting out of here.

01:01:45.000 But this is like very similar to what Roy did.

01:01:48.000 Stop the fight.

01:01:49.000 Stopped the fight.

01:01:50.000 Couldn't get out of that Mounted Crucifix.

01:01:52.000 Great control, man.

01:01:53.000 A lot of levels to that position.

01:01:55.000 Nasty.

01:01:55.000 A lot of levels.

01:01:56.000 Yeah.

01:01:56.000 And his level's super high.

01:01:58.000 You could tell right away it was so tight.

01:02:00.000 So tight.

01:02:01.000 Good balance.

01:02:01.000 But it seemed like Waters had some space where his arm was.

01:02:05.000 Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

01:02:06.000 Like, if it's first round two, you're probably gonna be trying to squirm like a motherfucker to get that shit.

01:02:10.000 He was all hips and trying to explode.

01:02:11.000 People forget to work on that one.

01:02:13.000 Yes, he didn't know how to use his shoulders, right?

01:02:15.000 To pop his shoulders up?

01:02:16.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:02:17.000 Does Roy have a fight?

01:02:18.000 Is there any announcement on what's next for Roy?

01:02:20.000 I don't know.

01:02:20.000 Didn't they announce Barnett Rothwell?

01:02:22.000 Somebody photoshopped a picture.

01:02:24.000 Yeah, they did.

01:02:25.000 Barnett Rothwell's a good fight.

01:02:26.000 I like that.

01:02:27.000 Somebody photoshopped a picture of Roy Nelson with Akiyama's body, like that kind of body that is just shredded.

01:02:33.000 I don't know whose body they used to photoshop it, but it was another fighter.

01:02:37.000 But with him with a six-pack, yoked, I was like, oh my god, that's what Roy would look like if he fought 185. That is what he would look like.

01:02:44.000 I mean, when you look at Roy, how much weight do you think he could lose?

01:02:49.000 40 pounds?

01:02:50.000 5'10?

01:02:51.000 5'9?

01:02:51.000 Yeah, about 5'11?

01:02:53.000 5'10?

01:02:54.000 Yeah, 40-50 pounds.

01:02:56.000 Is that in the cards form at that age, though?

01:02:59.000 I don't know.

01:02:59.000 I mean, let's forget about all that.

01:03:01.000 I mean, old people lose weight all the time.

01:03:05.000 There's no age limit on there.

01:03:07.000 There's no age limit on there.

01:03:08.000 There's no age limit on there.

01:03:09.000 There's the picture.

01:03:10.000 That's the picture.

01:03:10.000 Oh, it's Chell Sonnen's body.

01:03:11.000 Yeah, that's Chell.

01:03:12.000 Look up there.

01:03:13.000 Look at that picture up there.

01:03:14.000 Imagine if that shit was real.

01:03:16.000 No, I can't, Joe.

01:03:17.000 Is the guy in the back right legit?

01:03:19.000 Or is that Photoshop 2?

01:03:20.000 He's got his dick in his hand if you get lower on the picture of the guy in the back.

01:03:23.000 Chael was jacked.

01:03:25.000 It looks like Joe, you're on the phone, right?

01:03:27.000 Dude, Roy Nelson lost 100 pounds.

01:03:30.000 You gotta see this.

01:03:31.000 Watch TV right now.

01:03:32.000 It's fucking good, though.

01:03:33.000 That's Chael when he was about to fight Anderson.

01:03:35.000 He's shredded.

01:03:36.000 Dude, if Roy looked like that and was still knocking bitches out like he does, he would...

01:03:40.000 Okay, that's tough.

01:03:41.000 He would be...

01:03:42.000 That's fucking tough.

01:03:43.000 Boy, that's a big difference.

01:03:44.000 He'd be a huge star.

01:03:46.000 Yeah.

01:03:47.000 Well, I wonder what kind of effect that would have on his performance.

01:03:51.000 His whole career, he's been carrying around all that extra weight.

01:03:54.000 Yeah.

01:03:55.000 Like, that's not outside the realm of possibility that he could actually make that weight.

01:03:59.000 Oh.

01:04:00.000 I mean, it is personality-wise and his choices-wise, but as a physical specimen, it's not.

01:04:07.000 You think he could get down that without taking performance-enhancing drugs and be that shredded?

01:04:12.000 I don't know.

01:04:13.000 Nah, I'll go ahead and say no.

01:04:15.000 Well, I mean, what is body fat, right?

01:04:17.000 I mean, you can lose body fat.

01:04:19.000 You also lose muscle, though, too.

01:04:21.000 Right.

01:04:21.000 But if he looked like that, you're right.

01:04:24.000 Well, you're going to lose shit.

01:04:25.000 I mean, you're going to lose a little muscle, a lot of fat, and you get in great shape.

01:04:31.000 It's not like you just eat better.

01:04:36.000 If he dedicated himself to strength and conditioning and started running every day and doing a bunch of shit and eating.

01:04:42.000 Diet's the biggest thing by far.

01:04:44.000 Have you ever fucked with a ketogenic diet?

01:04:47.000 Have you ever fucked with that?

01:04:47.000 I haven't, man.

01:04:48.000 I did this thing with my DNA. It's called Simplified Genetics where you put your DNA in a swab and you send it to them and it gives a breakdown.

01:04:58.000 It's called Simply Fit where they do what kind of What weights and cardio you should be doing for your body?

01:05:05.000 What kind of diet you should be doing that best reacts with your DNA? And they also have one for concussions, which was scary.

01:05:13.000 Where they can tell from your DNA how prone to, when you do get a concussion, how bad it's going to be on a scale of 1 to 5. Big Brown was a 4. I was scared.

01:05:24.000 I wish they didn't send me that one.

01:05:26.000 I literally just got the results two days ago.

01:05:28.000 Oh my god.

01:05:29.000 And I was like, goddammit, I don't need to know that.

01:05:31.000 Yeah.

01:05:32.000 That was a four.

01:05:33.000 That ain't good, son.

01:05:33.000 Yeah, now I'm fucked in about...

01:05:35.000 I got ten years left, guys, if you want to do this.

01:05:37.000 They're gonna shoot some stem cells right into your brain.

01:05:39.000 Just let them do it.

01:05:40.000 I'll be the guinea pig right now.

01:05:42.000 Open up the brain cavity.

01:05:43.000 Dude, let's do it.

01:05:45.000 Just put a little thin hole there, it'll fill up.

01:05:46.000 I'm not mad at that.

01:05:47.000 Get that syringe in there, pump it right in the middle of your brain.

01:05:50.000 Boom!

01:05:51.000 Hopefully, man.

01:05:52.000 You gotta go to Germany for the legit shit.

01:05:56.000 Or is that legit?

01:05:57.000 No, they have it here.

01:05:58.000 As far as the stem cells?

01:05:58.000 No, stem cells they have here, bro.

01:06:00.000 In LA. Dude, I had some shot into my shoulder in Vegas where they use women's placenta.

01:06:08.000 Women that have cesarean sections, they get stem cells out of their placenta and they shoot it right into your shoulder or whatever.

01:06:15.000 That's another level, son.

01:06:17.000 Dude, my shoulder was fucking with me for like a year.

01:06:19.000 I was real close to getting surgery.

01:06:21.000 I was like, this is probably pretty bad.

01:06:23.000 I'm like, it hurts after every workout.

01:06:25.000 I have to put ice on it.

01:06:26.000 One stem cell shot.

01:06:27.000 Boom.

01:06:28.000 Done.

01:06:28.000 Now it's been four months.

01:06:30.000 It's getting better.

01:06:31.000 Goddamn.

01:06:32.000 It's not like it worked for a little while and then it backed off.

01:06:34.000 It's doing something different than all this platelet-rich plasma and Regenicene, things along those lines, which reduce inflammation, promote healing, and they're very beneficial.

01:06:43.000 But this is total next level.

01:06:45.000 I mean, women's placenta, what did that set you back?

01:06:48.000 Two?

01:06:48.000 Six million?

01:06:49.000 What are we talking?

01:06:49.000 You know, I mean, that's some shit.

01:06:50.000 Yeah, I don't know where the research...

01:06:52.000 You're hard to get a hold of.

01:06:54.000 Well, I think a lot of women have cesareans.

01:06:55.000 I think it's pretty normal when they want to save the vag.

01:06:58.000 Yeah.

01:06:59.000 Don't want to save the hooter.

01:07:00.000 I'm not mad at that.

01:07:02.000 Keep that cooter tight, baby.

01:07:04.000 A little cut on your belly ain't no big thing.

01:07:07.000 They stitch those things up.

01:07:09.000 Good, girl.

01:07:10.000 I think it happens all the time.

01:07:11.000 I don't think it's hard to get those tissues.

01:07:15.000 And so they do it.

01:07:16.000 Oh, by the way, I got some of these badass pickles right here, son.

01:07:19.000 I know you love those pickles.

01:07:20.000 Those Grillo's pickles, son.

01:07:22.000 They are nice.

01:07:23.000 It's never too early for a pickle.

01:07:25.000 I ate four of them before you guys got here.

01:07:27.000 Oh, damn.

01:07:27.000 That's what you had for breakfast?

01:07:29.000 No, I haven't had breakfast.

01:07:30.000 Yeah, me neither.

01:07:31.000 It's too early.

01:07:31.000 I'm not even going to pretend.

01:07:32.000 Dude, when you make those posts that night of your fucking elk meat and moose, and I have fucking Chipotle or something, it makes me feel bad about myself.

01:07:39.000 I like to cook it when everyone's asleep.

01:07:41.000 I know, it looks so nice.

01:07:42.000 And when you have eggs and shit, it makes me so hungry.

01:07:44.000 Yeah.

01:07:45.000 Didn't you do cranberry sauce the other day?

01:07:47.000 Today, I made my own homemade cranberry sauce.

01:07:51.000 I was fucking...

01:07:52.000 It's so easy to do.

01:07:53.000 Really?

01:07:54.000 Yeah, it's super easy.

01:07:55.000 I was eating canned cranberry sauce.

01:07:55.000 It's like two to one water and sugar.

01:07:59.000 I think I had...

01:08:04.000 Yeah, I think it was like two cups of cranberries, one cup of sugar, and one cup of water.

01:08:10.000 It's all sugar.

01:08:11.000 Look at that.

01:08:11.000 Look at that sexy bitch.

01:08:12.000 What the hell is going on right now?

01:08:14.000 How do you air in here?

01:08:15.000 This is crazy.

01:08:16.000 So weird, man.

01:08:17.000 Bro, this is madness.

01:08:18.000 What's madness?

01:08:19.000 He was on TV and he was right here.

01:08:21.000 There's Rogan's fucking cranberry.

01:08:23.000 There's my cranberry sauce, son.

01:08:24.000 Look at that.

01:08:24.000 I made that shit.

01:08:25.000 Dude, I might have to stop following you.

01:08:27.000 At night, I'm like, fuck it.

01:08:29.000 I just send the Postmates to go pick me up some food.

01:08:32.000 Dude, if we were neighbors, I would have you come over and eat some elk.

01:08:35.000 Dude, I'd be over all the time.

01:08:36.000 Oh, you would love it, too.

01:08:38.000 By the way, I got two commercial freezers here because I shot so much elk this year.

01:08:43.000 I got some elk for you.

01:08:44.000 I'm not mad at you.

01:08:44.000 I have some right here.

01:08:45.000 Oh, that'd be dope, man.

01:08:46.000 I got something for you too, Eddie, but I don't know if you're going to eat it.

01:08:48.000 He won't eat it.

01:08:49.000 Why not?

01:08:49.000 He only eats Chipotle.

01:08:52.000 I'm a big pussy.

01:08:53.000 Do you know Chipotle and the equalize shit going on?

01:08:56.000 Right now, if you like Chipotle, fucking go.

01:08:58.000 It's like dead.

01:09:00.000 No one's there because of the equalize stuff.

01:09:03.000 Oh, because they had an E. Coli scare.

01:09:04.000 It's still packed.

01:09:05.000 That was there yesterday.

01:09:07.000 It's like all over.

01:09:08.000 They're shutting them down and shit.

01:09:10.000 Really?

01:09:10.000 Yeah, man.

01:09:11.000 There's that many of them that are having problems?

01:09:12.000 Yeah.

01:09:13.000 Really?

01:09:13.000 Trouble.

01:09:14.000 Jamie's nodding.

01:09:15.000 Whoa, that's not good.

01:09:16.000 I mean, there used to be a line out the door.

01:09:17.000 I went the other day.

01:09:18.000 There's no one.

01:09:19.000 Do you know what it is, Jamie?

01:09:20.000 Do you know what the story is?

01:09:21.000 E. Coli scare and they don't know what it is.

01:09:23.000 They don't know what started it?

01:09:24.000 The first couple stores they found it in, they stripped them clean, cleaned them all, and they couldn't find the trace.

01:09:29.000 Oh no.

01:09:29.000 Now it's trickling all over, right?

01:09:31.000 It's been in Ohio, it's been in like seven or eight states, yeah.

01:09:33.000 Yeah, I get E. Coli every time I eat there.

01:09:36.000 Every time, man.

01:09:38.000 Instant E. Coli.

01:09:39.000 Do you love anything about it?

01:09:42.000 Look at that fucking card, son.

01:09:44.000 Dude, Sousa Romero.

01:09:46.000 I love that fight.

01:09:48.000 I love that fight.

01:09:49.000 Yeah, I just wish that Yoel was younger.

01:09:52.000 You know, I feel like we're getting this super athlete, like one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, and we're getting him deep into his career.

01:10:00.000 That guy beat Kale Sanderson twice.

01:10:03.000 You know, I mean, Yoel Romero is a monster athlete.

01:10:06.000 Super monster.

01:10:07.000 But we're getting him at like 36 when they have the most stringent testing.

01:10:11.000 Ain't that a bitch?

01:10:12.000 It's so unfortunate.

01:10:13.000 It's like giving us Sammy Sosa now.

01:10:15.000 Ah, I'm good.

01:10:15.000 You know, it's like I did this interview.

01:10:17.000 But he is a genetic beast.

01:10:19.000 Yeah, oh, he is for sure.

01:10:21.000 God damn, look at that combination of those front kicks to the body and that left hand.

01:10:25.000 Conor McGregor's a motherfucker, dude.

01:10:27.000 Motherfucker.

01:10:28.000 He's a motherfucker.

01:10:28.000 His heart is fucked at 145. He's a beast, dude.

01:10:32.000 He's a beast.

01:10:32.000 Dude, Weidman raw corn?

01:10:33.000 Do you guys know that Weidman stopped drinking, and now he weighs 190 pounds.

01:10:39.000 Damn.

01:10:40.000 He's waking up in the morning at 193, he said.

01:10:43.000 He said he's essentially a welterweight.

01:10:45.000 Stopped drinking, what, alcohol?

01:10:48.000 Booze.

01:10:48.000 Stopped drinking booze, started eating really healthy, and he's coming into this fight really lean.

01:10:53.000 I think he maybe anticipates like a serious pace.

01:10:56.000 Or maybe it's a weight cut thing.

01:10:59.000 Yeah, with the IV. I think this is the hardest fight to call for me.

01:11:02.000 I think it's the greatest fight in middleweight history.

01:11:05.000 It's a great fight.

01:11:06.000 You know, the only thing that it would be the greatest all-time fight if Rockhold didn't have that fight with Vitor.

01:11:14.000 Ah, come on.

01:11:15.000 That's an asterisk.

01:11:16.000 It is.

01:11:17.000 But when Vitor wheel kicked him in the head and stopped him in the first round like that, it did sort of change the perception of Rockhold.

01:11:25.000 I see what you're saying.

01:11:25.000 I just like that they're both in their prime.

01:11:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:11:28.000 Like, they're both fuck, man.

01:11:29.000 Oh, no doubt.

01:11:29.000 Neither one of them are ever going to be this good again, I don't think.

01:11:32.000 I mean, the Vitor asterisk is so strong.

01:11:34.000 The TRT years of Vitor are so...

01:11:37.000 It's such a...

01:11:38.000 I'm so torn more than on any other fighter because I think TRT Vitor is probably one of my all-time favorite fighters.

01:11:45.000 Yeah, might be my favorite fighter.

01:11:46.000 Just real kicking guys' eyes off.

01:11:48.000 Straight up.

01:11:49.000 He's like one of my all-time favorites.

01:11:51.000 Now think about this.

01:11:51.000 Jon Jones beat him sauce out of his mind.

01:11:55.000 That's fucked up.

01:11:56.000 I like Anadrol Vitor when he was 19 when he had the traps that were just fucking like this.

01:12:00.000 And no technique.

01:12:01.000 Do you know what I mean?

01:12:07.000 He was like a lion.

01:12:09.000 He was built like a lion.

01:12:10.000 His muscles started at the top of his head and went straight down like ski ramps.

01:12:17.000 Did you see that Jon Jones interview?

01:12:20.000 Yeah, well, I think Jon Jones has a really good point.

01:12:22.000 That someone in the Athletic Commission, whoever is responsible, didn't tell him that Vitor had tested positive or that he had tested with elevated test levels.

01:12:31.000 They didn't tell him and they let him fight.

01:12:34.000 If that's true, he's got a legit point.

01:12:36.000 It's true.

01:12:36.000 And he goes, oh no, I have three years to press charges.

01:12:39.000 He goes, don't worry, I'm not forgetting.

01:12:41.000 Yeah, well, he shouldn't.

01:12:42.000 Whoever did that, whether it's the Athletic Commission, whatever, who's responsible at that point in time?

01:12:48.000 Who's responsible?

01:12:49.000 I think it's a combo of things.

01:12:51.000 Is it the UFC and the Athletic Commission?

01:12:53.000 Yes, I think so.

01:12:55.000 You'd have to be ridiculous if you don't think some of the UFC brass knew what Vitor was doing.

01:13:01.000 Wasn't this a time where Vitor took the fight on short notice because Chael Sonnen, was that the same fight?

01:13:06.000 No, it was a different fight.

01:13:07.000 No, it's a different fight.

01:13:08.000 Different fight.

01:13:08.000 I'm confused.

01:13:09.000 Because that fight actually didn't happen.

01:13:10.000 Yes.

01:13:11.000 And people gave John a lot of shit.

01:13:12.000 Which, by the way, in any other sport, in any other sport, yeah, it was Dan Henderson, in any other sport, that would be a ridiculous thing to ask.

01:13:20.000 Ridiculous.

01:13:21.000 It would be ridiculous to ask Miguel Cotto last minute to not fight Canelo Alvarez, but to fight Floyd Mayweather.

01:13:26.000 Everybody would be like, what the fuck are you talking about?

01:13:27.000 I love John's explanation.

01:13:29.000 He's like, no, man.

01:13:30.000 I took so many years of training to get to the world championship level.

01:13:33.000 And you want me to do this?

01:13:34.000 And then you're making me look like an asshole?

01:13:36.000 That's not cool, man.

01:13:37.000 Boy, he gave Chael a fucking beating after that.

01:13:40.000 Because all the shit that Chael was talking.

01:13:42.000 Oh, my God.

01:13:43.000 He gave him such a beating that he broke his own toe, pushing off the mat while he's beating the fuck out of him.

01:13:49.000 Dude, how about in that interview?

01:13:50.000 He's like, yeah, you know, now I'm just going to start taking this serious and start training.

01:13:54.000 Oh, good Lord.

01:13:55.000 Oh, fuck no.

01:13:57.000 Good luck.

01:13:57.000 Are you watching all this powerlifting going, ooh, don't get hurt?

01:14:02.000 Not really.

01:14:03.000 I'm like, oh shit, he's training like a professional athlete now.

01:14:05.000 True.

01:14:06.000 What the fuck?

01:14:08.000 Deadlifting 400, squatting 500?

01:14:10.000 I think he's deadlifting 600. Is he?

01:14:12.000 I think he's going for his max on Monday.

01:14:15.000 How much does he weigh in now?

01:14:16.000 I'm like how fanboy I am.

01:14:18.000 I'm a fanboy.

01:14:19.000 It's scheduled for Monday.

01:14:23.000 The big 600-pound deadlift is scheduled for Monday.

01:14:26.000 But he's got to watch his weight if he's staying 205 with the IVs.

01:14:30.000 He's 228. Shredded.

01:14:32.000 So he's lost body fat.

01:14:34.000 Yes.

01:14:36.000 Shredded.

01:14:36.000 Will that factor in that extra muscle in his endurance?

01:14:39.000 I mean, it's more of a requirement, right?

01:14:42.000 I think it's gonna help him, because he's gonna be stronger.

01:14:45.000 He's never been a knockout guy.

01:14:46.000 I bet we see maybe a little more knockouts.

01:14:48.000 And he's also not been a guy who's trained outside camp.

01:14:52.000 Now he's training, so I think his body's gonna adapt to it.

01:14:54.000 I think he's built for it, man.

01:14:55.000 Wow.

01:14:56.000 And he talked about going to heavyweight, too, after this.

01:14:58.000 I was going to say, or he does.

01:14:59.000 No, he said it's just a matter of time.

01:15:01.000 The weight cut, especially with the IVs and whatnot, because I know he was talking about it for a while, going to heavyweight, and he probably cuts a lot, and that's probably a pretty hard cut.

01:15:11.000 But the big, big fight, right?

01:15:12.000 If Weidman can beat Rockhold, which is obviously a big if, that's a big fight.

01:15:17.000 But if Weidman beats Rockhold, and Jon Jones and Weidman hook up in Madison Square Garden, good fucking googly moogly.

01:15:26.000 Yes.

01:15:28.000 Look at him.

01:15:29.000 Look at the difference.

01:15:30.000 There's a Jon Jones before and after picture we're looking at.

01:15:34.000 It's all over the internet of him.

01:15:35.000 Dude.

01:15:36.000 Where he's like out of shape in between camps for one fight.

01:15:39.000 I think that was 2013. Yes.

01:15:41.000 And then 2015, he's on the right and just looks like the Hulk.

01:15:45.000 Dude, he said when he was fighting Alexander, he was like, yeah, it's the first time I was tired in a fight because I really didn't train.

01:15:51.000 What the fuck?

01:15:52.000 And this dude still goes into the octagon confident.

01:15:55.000 It's insane how talented that dude is.

01:15:58.000 He's super talented, that's for sure.

01:15:59.000 I'm rooting for him, man.

01:16:01.000 I'm interested to see what's going to happen with this Vitor thing, if they really did know that he had elevated test level.

01:16:11.000 I'm sure nothing will come out until after he's done fighting.

01:16:13.000 Because when you look at the fight, John got caught in a deep armbar in that.

01:16:17.000 Yes.

01:16:18.000 And what if his arm broke?

01:16:19.000 Because it did hyperextend it.

01:16:21.000 But what if it broke?

01:16:22.000 And what if that fucked up his career?

01:16:24.000 And then we found out that Vitor had elevated test levels.

01:16:26.000 You have a lol suit on your motherfucking hands.

01:16:30.000 It's all very crazy, man.

01:16:31.000 It's a very strange time because I feel like, you know, they're saving the blood and they're saving the urine for years.

01:16:40.000 I think like eight years.

01:16:41.000 And how many people are getting by on the sneak tip with some shit that they haven't figured out yet?

01:16:48.000 What are you going to do with that saved blood and urine like eight years from now to shit on legends?

01:16:53.000 Yes.

01:16:54.000 That's fucked up, man.

01:16:55.000 That's what they do.

01:16:56.000 It's kind of fucked up.

01:16:57.000 It's kind of fucked up.

01:16:58.000 Oh, you're out of the sport?

01:16:59.000 You're a commentator now?

01:17:01.000 You got a wife and kids?

01:17:01.000 Check this out.

01:17:03.000 We're just going to shit on everything you've ever done.

01:17:04.000 I mean, there's probably going to be a lot of extra blood that's unnecessary then, right?

01:17:09.000 Because how many fighters are probably going to get that in seven years from now?

01:17:14.000 Well, what's going to happen is when sophisticated testing...

01:17:18.000 When it improves, when it gets better and better, then they're going to go, oh, well, now, like, they didn't used to be able to test for EPO. They didn't used to be able to test for HGH. HGH is a real recent one, right?

01:17:28.000 Yeah.

01:17:29.000 And now, apparently, there's a new version of artificial testosterone that they're getting from animals.

01:17:36.000 They're not getting it from yams anymore.

01:17:38.000 They were getting it somehow or another from wild yams.

01:17:42.000 I'm too fucking stupid for this.

01:17:44.000 But now, apparently, they're figuring out how to extract it from animals.

01:17:48.000 And when they give it to people, it doesn't show up.

01:17:51.000 It's like the carbon isotope test doesn't show up.

01:17:55.000 But wouldn't your levels would still be elevated, right?

01:17:58.000 Yeah, you'd have high levels.

01:17:59.000 But they would be, even though they were high, they would still be human levels.

01:18:04.000 Oh, gotcha.

01:18:05.000 Like, when they do that carbon isotope test, apparently, they test it and they can tell.

01:18:10.000 They're like, oh, motherfucker, you got yams running through your veins.

01:18:14.000 Well, my thing is, all right, so you're going to store all this blood and shit like that for eight years.

01:18:18.000 You tell me a guy tests positive eight years from now, I'm like, dude, who's been watching this shit?

01:18:24.000 Who's been dealing with it?

01:18:26.000 Has it been under the care of these exact guys?

01:18:29.000 They have a facility where they have a chain of custody.

01:18:34.000 They have 24-hour security cameras and all that good shit, dude.

01:18:40.000 I don't know.

01:18:40.000 I don't trust it, man.

01:18:41.000 I don't trust it.

01:18:42.000 I don't know what they do.

01:18:43.000 Is this like Olympic qualities?

01:18:45.000 The same people they do the Olympics?

01:18:47.000 Well, that's what WADA is.

01:18:48.000 That's what the USADA is.

01:18:51.000 Dude, we have the strictest testing out of any sport now.

01:18:53.000 Any sport, by far.

01:18:55.000 Too intense.

01:18:57.000 Maybe focus on the fight kids instead of testing, huh?

01:19:00.000 What?

01:19:00.000 The fight kids?

01:19:01.000 I said, well, the UFC at least.

01:19:02.000 You're talking about Reebok, bro?

01:19:03.000 Not just the sport, really.

01:19:04.000 Yeah, bro.

01:19:04.000 How dare you.

01:19:05.000 Well, let's put a little money into that, huh?

01:19:07.000 Fuck the testing.

01:19:08.000 Well, they spelled most of the people's names right.

01:19:10.000 Give them some breaks.

01:19:11.000 You're right, man.

01:19:12.000 They put for Conor's shirt and they put the U.S. flag on it.

01:19:16.000 With Conor McGregor?

01:19:17.000 Yeah.

01:19:18.000 No, they didn't.

01:19:18.000 Yes, they did.

01:19:19.000 No, they didn't.

01:19:20.000 Some fan took a picture.

01:19:21.000 I think he's from Ireland, bought the Conor McGregor jersey in this US flag and goes, this can't be right, is it?

01:19:28.000 Isn't it weird that all the shit that Reebok's taken on their designs and they still haven't changed anything?

01:19:33.000 You would think by now they would have changed the goddamn design.

01:19:36.000 That's their problem.

01:19:37.000 That's a huge problem.

01:19:38.000 But if you change the design, you have to admit that it sucked.

01:19:41.000 What's wrong with that?

01:19:42.000 Oh, our bat.

01:19:43.000 We didn't realize it was going to suck balls so bad.

01:19:45.000 No, no, no.

01:19:45.000 We're switching it up.

01:19:46.000 You just got to get used to this.

01:19:48.000 No, you can't do that.

01:19:49.000 You got to get used to dudes fighting with white shorts on so that as soon as there's any blood or their junk gets outlined, their ass looks like they shit themselves because they're just running around on the ground.

01:20:00.000 Dude, why not just be like, ah, my bad, my bad, we fucked up.

01:20:03.000 Here's a new one, though, we've been working on.

01:20:04.000 We spent way more time on this.

01:20:05.000 I think they said it's like a two-year process.

01:20:08.000 Like, every two years, they're going to change the style or evolve the uniform.

01:20:14.000 You know what I think they should eliminate?

01:20:15.000 They should eliminate shorts and make everybody fight with tights on.

01:20:18.000 I get annoyed when dudes grab shorts.

01:20:20.000 I'm like, why do they have something to grab?

01:20:22.000 Like, you know, don't grab a short, don't grab a short.

01:20:25.000 It's like, why is that an option?

01:20:26.000 Why is there an option to grab something like...

01:20:27.000 Some guys aren't comfortable wearing the tights, though.

01:20:29.000 Because they don't like the way they look?

01:20:31.000 Yeah.

01:20:32.000 They don't want everybody to see their jump?

01:20:34.000 You're talking to a guy who wears tights.

01:20:35.000 I like to let my shit out.

01:20:37.000 Hey, ladies!

01:20:38.000 Hey, everyone!

01:20:40.000 Don't act like you're not impressed.

01:20:43.000 Benson Henderson.

01:20:44.000 Love this dude.

01:20:45.000 Yeah.

01:20:46.000 I like him at 172, man.

01:20:47.000 I'll tell you what's interesting.

01:20:48.000 A lot of people don't know this.

01:20:49.000 This is his last fight on the UFC contract.

01:20:52.000 This is his last fight?

01:20:53.000 Really?

01:20:53.000 His last fight.

01:20:55.000 You know, if someone like him went over to Bellator, that would make a big noise, you know?

01:21:00.000 They got Phil Davis, which I think made some good noise, you know?

01:21:03.000 But if they can get, like, former champ...

01:21:06.000 Can you imagine?

01:21:07.000 Can you imagine?

01:21:08.000 What about 1FC? If, like, John Jones' contract goes up, and John Jones bails and goes over to Bellator.

01:21:14.000 Something along those lines.

01:21:15.000 I can't imagine that, no.

01:21:16.000 What if Rhonda's dead?

01:21:17.000 Good lord.

01:21:17.000 Oh, good lord.

01:21:18.000 What if Rhonda did?

01:21:19.000 Oh, good lord.

01:21:20.000 What if that was the game plan?

01:21:21.000 Dana White's head would explode.

01:21:24.000 It would be like that movie Scanners.

01:21:26.000 He might kill a bitch.

01:21:26.000 They could make your brain explode.

01:21:28.000 They're staring at you.

01:21:29.000 Dana would be at a press conference.

01:21:32.000 Boom.

01:21:33.000 And then Conor McGregor leaves the next day.

01:21:36.000 His brain pulls back together and then explodes again.

01:21:43.000 Well, if Viacom really wanted, like, they have so much money, if they really wanted to sink in and just blow, like, a couple hundred million bucks and go, look, we'll just fucking take over this bitch.

01:21:53.000 Let's make it Spike TV MMA. How many people do you think they could do that to?

01:21:58.000 How many people would take the chance?

01:22:01.000 You'd have to give them so much money that they don't ever have to fight again.

01:22:04.000 I agree.

01:22:04.000 They don't care.

01:22:05.000 You'd have to give each guy, like Benson Henderson, you'd have to give them like three million bucks.

01:22:09.000 Because it's just not the same.

01:22:11.000 Even if you have all that money, you're just never going to be the same superstar over there.

01:22:15.000 It doesn't work that way.

01:22:16.000 Everybody jumps ship.

01:22:17.000 It would have to be almost like a mass exodus.

01:22:20.000 Well, then Bellator needs to do a lot of things different.

01:22:22.000 They have to stop calling it Bellator.

01:22:24.000 For reals.

01:22:25.000 Come on, man.

01:22:25.000 And that shitty logo.

01:22:27.000 We gotta figure this out.

01:22:28.000 That was up in the air.

01:22:29.000 Like, when it got taken over by Scott Coker, they weren't sure if they were gonna keep Bellator MMA. They should've asked Big Brown.

01:22:35.000 Me and that bitch off.

01:22:36.000 Straight advice.

01:22:38.000 It doesn't matter what you call it.

01:22:39.000 It does not, man.

01:22:40.000 It kind of does, marketing-wise.

01:22:42.000 No, it doesn't.

01:22:42.000 It does marketing-wise.

01:22:43.000 To the masses, it does.

01:22:44.000 It's like bands.

01:22:45.000 You can call your name.

01:22:46.000 Don't call this UFC anymore.

01:22:48.000 Call it Kissy Kissy Pow Pow.

01:22:49.000 Yeah, let me know how that goes.

01:22:50.000 Yeah.

01:22:51.000 Exactly.

01:22:51.000 Time for the Kissy Kissy Pow Pow World Championships.

01:22:55.000 Branding's everything, my man.

01:22:56.000 Bellator's a dumb name.

01:22:58.000 Ask Reebok.

01:22:58.000 Who'd even heard of a Bellator before?

01:23:01.000 Yeah, it's a great...

01:23:02.000 What about Hootie and the Blowfish?

01:23:05.000 You know what I mean?

01:23:06.000 It doesn't matter.

01:23:06.000 Smashing pumpkins.

01:23:08.000 It doesn't matter.

01:23:08.000 Where are they now?

01:23:09.000 Where's Hootie now?

01:23:10.000 Where's Hootie now?

01:23:11.000 Hootie's a fucking country singer because the shit didn't work out and he changed his name.

01:23:14.000 His name's Daryl now.

01:23:15.000 His name's Daryl.

01:23:17.000 For real?

01:23:17.000 He likes country music.

01:23:18.000 He's a huge country star.

01:23:20.000 Really?

01:23:20.000 His name's Daryl.

01:23:21.000 Wow.

01:23:22.000 He only had a one hit, right?

01:23:23.000 That one album, I think, right?

01:23:25.000 Pretty much.

01:23:26.000 He's killing it country-wise.

01:23:28.000 His name was never Hootie.

01:23:29.000 They were gigantic with slightly overweight white girls.

01:23:33.000 That's true.

01:23:34.000 That was where they did their best damage.

01:23:38.000 Killing it.

01:23:39.000 They had good songs, man.

01:23:40.000 Hootie and the Blowfish were good.

01:23:41.000 And I'll tell you what, man.

01:23:42.000 That guy, Darius Rucker, right?

01:23:44.000 Darius.

01:23:45.000 That's right.

01:23:46.000 He's got a great fucking voice, man.

01:23:48.000 And the country music people, they needed a guy like him.

01:23:52.000 Like, see?

01:23:52.000 We're diverse.

01:23:53.000 Shit.

01:23:54.000 You mean a black guy, Joe?

01:23:56.000 You said that.

01:23:57.000 They needed a guy like that.

01:23:59.000 I mean a pop singer.

01:24:01.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:24:02.000 God, you dick.

01:24:03.000 Racist man.

01:24:04.000 He's fucking racist.

01:24:05.000 He's the Jimi Hendrix of country.

01:24:07.000 Yo, look how yoked Benson looks.

01:24:08.000 He looks yoked.

01:24:11.000 He looks good, man, at 170, you know?

01:24:13.000 Not having to destroy his body anymore.

01:24:16.000 5'9", is that short for 170?

01:24:19.000 Johnny Hendricks, I think, is 5'8".

01:24:21.000 How about Johnny changing camps?

01:24:23.000 He's leaving Team Takedown.

01:24:24.000 Yeah, what is that all about?

01:24:25.000 I don't know, because Team Takedown invested all this money in him, right?

01:24:27.000 Like, built him up.

01:24:28.000 I don't know how that works, because I heard a bunch of different versions of how that works.

01:24:32.000 It was like a 50-50 deal, I'm pretty sure.

01:24:35.000 Yeah, like they gave him a salary, and then they would get 50% of his winnings.

01:24:39.000 I think he got a salary, they took care of a house to live in.

01:24:44.000 When he was younger, right?

01:24:46.000 Well, who knows?

01:24:47.000 At this point, you become a champion, he might have had the money to...

01:24:50.000 50-50, fuck that noise.

01:24:52.000 He might have bought a house.

01:24:53.000 This is a good fight, man.

01:24:55.000 Great fight.

01:24:55.000 This is a really good fight.

01:24:56.000 Resvedal is one of my favorite fighters to watch.

01:24:57.000 He's very crafty, man.

01:24:59.000 Dude, he was one of those old school brawlers.

01:25:02.000 With Kimbo, yeah.

01:25:03.000 Backyard brawlers with Kimbo in Miami, man.

01:25:05.000 Yeah, I've seen him.

01:25:07.000 I like watching him fight, man.

01:25:08.000 He's very smart.

01:25:10.000 Phenomenal striker.

01:25:11.000 Phenomenal striker.

01:25:11.000 And I think at 170, again, he's a guy who doesn't have to hurt his body to fucking make that weight.

01:25:16.000 I agree.

01:25:16.000 We're going to see that more and more.

01:25:18.000 Like Robert Whittaker when he fought Uriah Hall.

01:25:20.000 That's three in a row at 85. A lot of people were saying he's too small for 85. Three in a row at 85 looks awesome.

01:25:28.000 Yeah, really good power striking.

01:25:30.000 Masvidal is slick, dude.

01:25:32.000 Super slick, man.

01:25:33.000 And good transitions between striking and grappling, but Benson is such a good grappler.

01:25:37.000 I'm interested to see where this takes place.

01:25:39.000 You know Benson outside camp spends all his time in a gi?

01:25:43.000 Does he?

01:25:44.000 Yes.

01:25:45.000 Interesting.

01:25:48.000 John Crouch from that old-school Gracie lineage.

01:25:51.000 Dude, John Crouch is my first jiu-jitsu coach.

01:25:53.000 Really?

01:25:54.000 I held the door open for Ben.

01:25:56.000 He was just getting ready to fight, pursuing it, and we walked in, we trained together.

01:26:04.000 This is no light.

01:26:05.000 Next time I saw him, we were both in UFC signing posters.

01:26:09.000 Wow.

01:26:09.000 Just a good dude, man.

01:26:11.000 Great guy.

01:26:13.000 Set of legs on him.

01:26:14.000 Yeah, he's like keeping it in kicking distance.

01:26:18.000 Ooh, nice right hand.

01:26:19.000 Benson's keeping it in his distance, and Masvidal's trying to close it up.

01:26:23.000 Ooh, nice shot by Masvidal right to the body and the right hand.

01:26:26.000 Yeah, I'd give the striking edge to Masvidal, but it doesn't look like it so far.

01:26:30.000 Well, so far, Benson was keeping him on the outside, but that combination, that right kick to the body and right hand, that had some fucking steam on it.

01:26:37.000 Masvidal's throwing heat, man.

01:26:39.000 He's throwing hard shots.

01:26:41.000 So Ben's trying to knock his ass out too, though.

01:26:43.000 I like that switch kick too.

01:26:47.000 Masvidal's had some knee problems.

01:26:49.000 So many guys have knee problems, man.

01:26:51.000 So common.

01:26:53.000 Dude, and knees are nothing to fuck with either.

01:26:55.000 You know, a lot of times it ruins NFL guys' careers.

01:26:58.000 Cormier got his knee shot up with the stem cells.

01:27:00.000 Boom.

01:27:00.000 He says he's all good, right?

01:27:02.000 Yeah.

01:27:02.000 No surgery.

01:27:03.000 He was ready to get surgery.

01:27:04.000 He was thinking about it.

01:27:06.000 That's Dem Cells.

01:27:07.000 It's a motherfucker, dude.

01:27:08.000 And this is just the beginning of that.

01:27:10.000 Oh, fuck!

01:27:11.000 Nice counter right hand.

01:27:12.000 Great check hook, yeah.

01:27:13.000 Dude, how about...

01:27:14.000 What if they did DC, Jon Jones, and Matt Square Garden?

01:27:18.000 Good fucking Lord, that's a great fight.

01:27:20.000 Is it a great fight?

01:27:22.000 I love that fight.

01:27:23.000 Really?

01:27:23.000 Yeah, because I think that DC gets a second chance.

01:27:26.000 DC, more experienced.

01:27:29.000 Confident.

01:27:30.000 Not going to fall for the emotional rollercoaster ride that he got in with Jon.

01:27:34.000 It's probably gonna stay calm and also doesn't, you know, his knees not as fucked up, but then he's dealing with a focused John who's like not doing coke three weeks out.

01:27:47.000 And already beat him too, you know?

01:27:49.000 Already beat him.

01:27:50.000 That fight has to happen.

01:27:51.000 Yeah.

01:27:52.000 Oh, it's happening.

01:27:53.000 It's happening for sure.

01:27:54.000 That's the next fight for DC and John.

01:27:56.000 It's guaranteed to happen.

01:27:57.000 I'm just saying at Madison Square Garden will it happen.

01:27:59.000 You think they'll give it to Jon Jones right away?

01:28:01.000 That Madison Square Garden thing, though, it's not definite yet.

01:28:05.000 No, it's definitely not definite.

01:28:06.000 I think they have to jump through a lot of hoops before April.

01:28:09.000 They're making it difficult.

01:28:10.000 Oh, shit!

01:28:11.000 Oh!

01:28:12.000 He caught him with the right hand, and that was right when Masvidal was going with that right kick to the body again, too.

01:28:19.000 Madison Square Garden UFC would be fucking insane.

01:28:22.000 Insane.

01:28:23.000 You've got to stack that card like this December card.

01:28:26.000 You've got to just bring the noise.

01:28:27.000 Did they get it past him?

01:28:28.000 No.

01:28:30.000 It's crazy that it's not...

01:28:31.000 Oh, nice left of the body.

01:28:32.000 You heard him with that left hand of the body.

01:28:35.000 Masvidal's sneaky.

01:28:36.000 I always think that's how you can tell an elite striker when you see guys go to the body.

01:28:40.000 That was perfect placement, too.

01:28:42.000 Phenomenal.

01:28:46.000 Masvidal.

01:28:46.000 Oh, axe kick.

01:28:48.000 Yes.

01:28:48.000 Crazy.

01:28:49.000 He keeps landing that right kick to the body.

01:28:51.000 He'll mix it up, and his jiu-jitsu is sneaky on the ground, man.

01:28:55.000 Ooh, leg kick.

01:28:57.000 That leg's there for him.

01:28:58.000 Goddamn, he's opening up.

01:29:00.000 Yeah, that was like five in a row.

01:29:07.000 Ben's hair always gets in his fucking face.

01:29:09.000 He's always touching it.

01:29:10.000 Who was he fighting?

01:29:11.000 Remember when he was fighting?

01:29:12.000 Was it Frankie when he'd pull his hair back?

01:29:14.000 Frankie would jump on it.

01:29:16.000 Remember that?

01:29:16.000 He'd pounce and they were timing it after their first fight.

01:29:19.000 That was a nice leg kick.

01:29:21.000 Notice how much he touches his hair.

01:29:23.000 He really should cut it off.

01:29:25.000 He needs to cornrow it.

01:29:26.000 Well, something.

01:29:27.000 It just gets so in the way.

01:29:29.000 Why is he so into it?

01:29:30.000 Stop doing what you're doing.

01:29:31.000 Yeah.

01:29:33.000 There's one more thing that he doesn't have to think about.

01:29:35.000 I agree.

01:29:35.000 That's what Rose cut her hair, right?

01:29:37.000 She had eyes in the way.

01:29:38.000 Fuck this noise.

01:29:39.000 Yeah, she cut all her hair off.

01:29:41.000 I mean, it's crazy that Paige wouldn't do it.

01:29:44.000 Rose is equally pretty.

01:29:46.000 She's beautiful.

01:29:47.000 Yeah, Rose is super.

01:29:50.000 She actually pulls the shaved head off.

01:29:52.000 Oh!

01:29:53.000 He nailed him in that knee.

01:29:54.000 Going down now, son.

01:29:55.000 Look at that.

01:29:56.000 Maybe an ish don't think so.

01:29:58.000 Damn, takedown defense.

01:30:00.000 Look at him.

01:30:01.000 Super confident.

01:30:03.000 He's laughing.

01:30:04.000 Dude.

01:30:10.000 Dude, Ben wins this one.

01:30:11.000 His second big win at 170. I mean, he's right up there, man.

01:30:15.000 You gotta give a guy like that.

01:30:16.000 This is five rounds, too, man.

01:30:18.000 We just watched round one, and who do you think won that round?

01:30:23.000 If you had a judge.

01:30:24.000 Masvidal.

01:30:25.000 Masvidal, right?

01:30:25.000 10-9.

01:30:27.000 If that's a 10-9 round, how is Frankie Edgar versus Gray Maynard?

01:30:31.000 That guy should be put down.

01:30:33.000 That guy should be put down like a shitty dog.

01:30:35.000 Like a horse with three broken legs.

01:30:39.000 What happened in that fight?

01:30:40.000 Frankie Edgar got cracked in the first round where he was down multiple times, completely wobbled, looked like he was out.

01:30:49.000 Dude, that's a 10-8 round of five hours.

01:30:52.000 I'd be surprised.

01:30:53.000 If you told me 10-6, oh yeah, I'm cool with that.

01:30:55.000 10-9, I'm like, fuck you.

01:30:56.000 He tried to tell me it was 10-9 because at the end of the round, Frankie had recovered.

01:30:59.000 I'm like, you just need to shut your mouth.

01:31:01.000 Dude, if we were in a restaurant and he told me that, I'd piss in his mouth.

01:31:04.000 I would have stood on the table and pissed right on his mouth.

01:31:06.000 Wow.

01:31:06.000 You're aggressive, bro.

01:31:08.000 You're very aggressive with your urine.

01:31:10.000 You're aggressive with your urine.

01:31:12.000 Like a lion.

01:31:14.000 Round dose.

01:31:15.000 Dude, how about Ben Henderson had big fucking Joe Riggs in his corner?

01:31:19.000 Did he?

01:31:20.000 Old school.

01:31:21.000 Well, Diesel's been training with them, right?

01:31:23.000 Yeah.

01:31:23.000 Yeah, he was in Riggs' corner against me.

01:31:26.000 Is Riggs in the UFC? Um, he was.

01:31:28.000 Is he still in the UFC? His last fight was Cote?

01:31:33.000 No, he lost to Cote, right?

01:31:35.000 Yeah.

01:31:36.000 Was that the last fight?

01:31:37.000 I think so.

01:31:38.000 He'd won one before that, right?

01:31:41.000 Who did he fight?

01:31:41.000 Ron Stallings?

01:31:43.000 Ben, you know Patrick Ote's first team all cutie.

01:31:45.000 I mean, people dig that dude.

01:31:47.000 You know this.

01:31:49.000 Yes, Quebec.

01:31:50.000 You're not worried about that.

01:31:52.000 Masvidal's landing that right kick to the body a lot.

01:31:55.000 That's a good kick for him, man.

01:31:57.000 Dude, his striking is, I mean, top-notch, man.

01:32:01.000 It looks very crisp.

01:32:02.000 I'm not mad at his fate either on this here.

01:32:06.000 I'm also not mad at his takedown defense.

01:32:08.000 That was really impressive.

01:32:09.000 Ridiculous, yeah.

01:32:10.000 That was impressive.

01:32:10.000 Ben can get you down.

01:32:13.000 He's like roommates with Colby Covington.

01:32:15.000 Yeah.

01:32:16.000 Covington, and fuck, dude.

01:32:18.000 You have that guy as your favorite training partner, and you're going to get good at wrestling, man.

01:32:23.000 Well, they have monsters at ATT, right?

01:32:26.000 Wrestlers?

01:32:26.000 I mean, it's just full of them.

01:32:28.000 That's a great gem, man.

01:32:29.000 He brought his game up.

01:32:30.000 Phenomenal gem.

01:32:31.000 Ooh, the kick to the bottom.

01:32:32.000 Have you seen the new one?

01:32:33.000 Dan Lambert just opened up a new giant ATT. Have you been there, Dan?

01:32:36.000 In Coconut Creek?

01:32:37.000 Haven't been to the new one.

01:32:39.000 I saw the buildup.

01:32:41.000 Is he hurt?

01:32:42.000 Dude, he's hurt.

01:32:43.000 Leg?

01:32:43.000 Is someone bleeding?

01:32:44.000 Something happened.

01:32:46.000 Is that from old?

01:32:47.000 Is that Akiyama's butt?

01:32:48.000 Damn.

01:32:49.000 Oh, his Darces are nasty, bro.

01:32:50.000 No.

01:32:52.000 Masvidal's Darces are fucking nasty.

01:32:54.000 Mary got Chiza with a Darce.

01:32:56.000 We were talking, we missed the...

01:32:58.000 I know.

01:32:59.000 He got Chiza with a Darce.

01:33:00.000 Chiesa.

01:33:01.000 Oh, shit.

01:33:03.000 Oh, shit.

01:33:04.000 Oh, my goodness.

01:33:05.000 Man, they're throwing down.

01:33:08.000 Damn, Masvidal.

01:33:11.000 I love his movement, man.

01:33:12.000 His head movement.

01:33:13.000 He's always moving.

01:33:14.000 He's sharp, dude.

01:33:15.000 Very sharp.

01:33:16.000 Very sharp.

01:33:17.000 I never root against Bendo, though.

01:33:21.000 I wonder if there's any benefit of having all that hair.

01:33:25.000 For sure not.

01:33:26.000 I was thinking the comfort effect that you guys were saying, oh, he needs to shave it.

01:33:29.000 But if you're in the fight and he keeps a toothpick, and if you get used to just moving your hair back, maybe that's kind of like your reset in your head.

01:33:39.000 You're just like, okay, I'm just chilling out, getting my breath back, and then you're coming with the combos.

01:33:43.000 Who knows, man?

01:33:44.000 On a psychological level, it could be there.

01:33:46.000 True.

01:33:46.000 If he's so used to it.

01:33:47.000 It could be like a comfort zone thing.

01:33:48.000 Guys are timing it.

01:33:49.000 Like, Frank Jaeger timed it.

01:33:50.000 When he would touch his hair, Frankie would fucking come at him, man.

01:33:54.000 The toothpick thing is so insane.

01:33:56.000 The fact that he's fought world championship fights with a toothpick stuck inside of his mouth.

01:34:00.000 That is weird.

01:34:02.000 It's just like a comfort thing.

01:34:03.000 Some people use their breathing as a comfort thing to relax their breathing and be like, alright, I'm good, I'm safe.

01:34:08.000 I go back to my breathing.

01:34:10.000 He does a toothpick.

01:34:11.000 Some people think that chewing...

01:34:13.000 I had an old Japanese surfer, stoner, student named Yoshi, and he used to roll and do jiu-jitsu and chew gum.

01:34:22.000 He said that when you're chewing, it keeps you sharper.

01:34:26.000 Yeah, a lot of people believe that.

01:34:28.000 A lot of people play pool, they chew gum.

01:34:30.000 Really?

01:34:30.000 Yeah, another thing I've heard is that when you chew gum before something, it's good because your body relaxes, because it says, well, we can't be in danger, this motherfucker wouldn't be eaten.

01:34:40.000 Damn.

01:34:41.000 Yeah.

01:34:42.000 That might be some bro science.

01:34:45.000 Bro science to the fullest.

01:34:47.000 Bro science to the fullest.

01:34:48.000 Or maybe...

01:34:50.000 To the fullest.

01:34:51.000 Here's some more bro science.

01:34:52.000 This Yoshi guy's full of shit.

01:34:54.000 How about you're sharper because your body's going, this motherfucker's eating, he's vulnerable.

01:34:58.000 You better keep those senses on point because right now I can get attacked by some Wolverine or something.

01:35:02.000 That makes sense.

01:35:03.000 For sure bro science, but it makes sense.

01:35:05.000 That's even bro-ier.

01:35:06.000 You took bro science to a new place.

01:35:08.000 Come on now.

01:35:12.000 I'm gonna go with that.

01:35:14.000 Oh, man.

01:35:14.000 This is a good fight, man.

01:35:16.000 Ooh, nice jab.

01:35:20.000 Ooh.

01:35:24.000 I'd love to see what kind of contract Bellator offers Ben after this.

01:35:29.000 Do you think they're gonna offer him one?

01:35:32.000 110%.

01:35:32.000 What if he loses though?

01:35:34.000 Oh, shit.

01:35:35.000 Guillotine, guillotine, guillotine.

01:35:37.000 Oh, no, anymore.

01:35:40.000 Interesting.

01:35:41.000 Yeah.

01:35:41.000 I wonder why he abandoned that.

01:35:44.000 But he's going back to it.

01:35:45.000 Maybe he likes it on the right side better.

01:35:48.000 Oh, shit.

01:35:49.000 Maybe he likes it on the right side better.

01:35:50.000 No, he lost it.

01:35:51.000 Ben's jiu-jitsu transitions are nasty.

01:35:54.000 Oh, man.

01:35:55.000 That was a bad idea.

01:35:56.000 I hate this.

01:35:57.000 Yeah.

01:35:58.000 I hate this.

01:35:59.000 He's lifting him up.

01:36:00.000 That is sick.

01:36:01.000 That's nice.

01:36:02.000 He's lifting him up and knee him in the face.

01:36:03.000 Talk about a veteran.

01:36:04.000 Talk about a veteran fucking move.

01:36:06.000 That's a great move.

01:36:07.000 Hell yeah.

01:36:08.000 That's a good move because that position's terrible.

01:36:11.000 Touching the ground.

01:36:12.000 You can't do much, man.

01:36:12.000 People touch the ground.

01:36:13.000 You can't knee him in the head if you don't know what we're talking about.

01:36:16.000 Oh, shit.

01:36:17.000 He fucked his face up, man.

01:36:18.000 Damn, son!

01:36:19.000 Masvidal's face is a mess now from those knees.

01:36:23.000 That was some slick shit.

01:36:24.000 That was pretty slick.

01:36:26.000 Hell yeah.

01:36:26.000 That was dope.

01:36:27.000 I just think that relying on that is crazy.

01:36:31.000 It is crazy.

01:36:32.000 And that gray area where it's the transition of touching, you hit a guy in the face and they stop it.

01:36:37.000 Stupid.

01:36:38.000 Stupid.

01:36:40.000 I like what Herb Dean does.

01:36:42.000 Herb Dean, someone is doing that and they get nailed.

01:36:44.000 He goes, you're playing the game.

01:36:45.000 Yeah, don't play the game.

01:36:47.000 Herb's the best man.

01:36:48.000 Look at this combo, man.

01:36:49.000 Goddamn, what a fucking round.

01:36:52.000 Yeah, great main event.

01:36:54.000 Dude.

01:36:56.000 Dude, why am I the only one pissing?

01:36:57.000 Is no one drinking as much coffee as me?

01:36:59.000 Son, I'm conditioned for this shit.

01:37:02.000 For real, my body's gotten so used to it.

01:37:04.000 I go three rounds, I'll be drinking coffee, three hours.

01:37:09.000 And nothing.

01:37:10.000 Do you just gorilla piss it when you get out of here?

01:37:13.000 Yeah, it's ridiculous.

01:37:13.000 I'm like, where's all that piss coming from?

01:37:17.000 Like a raging river after a storm.

01:37:22.000 Ahhhh!

01:37:26.000 How come they don't have the round up there?

01:37:28.000 Oh, they do.

01:37:29.000 Look at how they do that.

01:37:31.000 It's weird.

01:37:32.000 The dashes on the bottom.

01:37:33.000 That's terrible, and they're white, and it blends in with the ring.

01:37:36.000 Yeah, that's a little odd, isn't it?

01:37:37.000 How about the number three, you fucks?

01:37:39.000 How about round three?

01:37:40.000 How about the sponsors in Korea?

01:37:44.000 How about the main sponsor is that massage chair?

01:37:48.000 In the middle.

01:37:49.000 Okay is one of the other ones.

01:37:50.000 Whatever okay is.

01:37:51.000 See?

01:37:52.000 Out there, that's the shit.

01:37:55.000 It's like water.

01:37:58.000 Sakuraba water shirt.

01:38:02.000 Interesting.

01:38:03.000 This is an interesting fight, right?

01:38:05.000 Yeah, really good fight, man.

01:38:07.000 Back and forth.

01:38:07.000 Hard to judge.

01:38:09.000 Yeah.

01:38:09.000 I like a fight like this being five rounds, too.

01:38:11.000 Fuck yes, because it's going to get more clear as these rounds go on.

01:38:14.000 The judges are from where?

01:38:15.000 Did they fly them in, or are we talking about some Korean judges?

01:38:18.000 That's a good question.

01:38:19.000 Since Sexyama lost, I've got to assume they're not Korean, because Korea is notoriously bad for...

01:38:26.000 Or known for bad decisions.

01:38:28.000 Because of the Roy Jones Jr. fight.

01:38:30.000 Remember when Roy Jones Jr. fought in Seoul, South Korea, in the finals of the Olympics, lit that dude up like a fucking Christmas tree in Times Square, and they gave it to the Korean.

01:38:40.000 That's ridiculous.

01:38:41.000 Remember that?

01:38:41.000 That's ridiculous.

01:38:42.000 And then the Olympic Committee, they got in trouble, and there was all this, like, allegations of bribery.

01:38:48.000 Oh, it was so obviously dirty.

01:38:49.000 It was so obviously dirty.

01:38:51.000 You go and watch that fight, Roy Jones Jr. and Roy Jones Jr. that dude, man.

01:38:55.000 And he still lost the decision.

01:38:58.000 It was awful.

01:38:59.000 It was awful.

01:38:59.000 I've seen it in Taekwondo tournaments, too.

01:39:03.000 Heavy favoritism.

01:39:05.000 At least they used to have it.

01:39:05.000 In boxing, it's the worst.

01:39:07.000 In boxing, you never know what the fuck it is.

01:39:09.000 In the Bradley Pacquiao fight, we just saw it.

01:39:12.000 Tonight is Vladimir Klitschko and Tyson Fury.

01:39:14.000 That's a fucking fight.

01:39:15.000 I'm more excited for that than anything.

01:39:17.000 I'm so excited for that.

01:39:18.000 Hell yeah.

01:39:20.000 Fury's undefeated, and not to mention, this is the first fighter that Klitschko's face that's bigger than him.

01:39:25.000 Yeah, taller than him.

01:39:26.000 See those elbows?

01:39:26.000 6'8", son.

01:39:27.000 Yeah.

01:39:28.000 Knocking dudes out.

01:39:29.000 Yeah, and has a really high work rate.

01:39:32.000 Yes.

01:39:32.000 Dude, so I think Klitschko's gonna beat Fury.

01:39:35.000 The fucking fight is this monster, this dying piece of a man in England named Joshua.

01:39:43.000 He won gold in the Olympics.

01:39:45.000 You gotta see this dude.

01:39:46.000 Who is he?

01:39:47.000 I think he's 6'7", light on his feet, athletic, knocking dudes out, undefeated.

01:39:52.000 I'm telling you, this is the next motherfucker.

01:39:54.000 What's his name?

01:39:54.000 Joshua what?

01:39:55.000 Dude, bring him up.

01:39:56.000 Joshua.

01:39:56.000 I forget his first name.

01:39:57.000 He's a heavyweight from England.

01:39:58.000 Oh, his last name?

01:39:59.000 What is it, Jamie?

01:40:00.000 His last name's Joshua.

01:40:00.000 Anthony Joshua.

01:40:01.000 Anthony Joshua?

01:40:02.000 And where's he from?

01:40:02.000 England?

01:40:03.000 Wait till you see this dude.

01:40:04.000 He has charisma.

01:40:05.000 He's marketable.

01:40:06.000 He's knocking dudes out.

01:40:07.000 He's athletic as fuck.

01:40:09.000 Brendan Shaw moving into sports management.

01:40:11.000 Dude, tell you what.

01:40:14.000 Wait till you see this dude, though.

01:40:15.000 Pull him up, Jamie.

01:40:15.000 I want to see...

01:40:16.000 Oh my god!

01:40:17.000 That's a real dude?

01:40:18.000 That's a real dude.

01:40:19.000 One gold.

01:40:20.000 That's super heavyweight.

01:40:21.000 Jamie, pull up a video of him boxing.

01:40:23.000 Let's show a video of him boxing.

01:40:24.000 He's athletic, man.

01:40:25.000 What's his name?

01:40:27.000 Anthony Joshua.

01:40:28.000 Anthony Joshua.

01:40:29.000 How many fights does he have so far?

01:40:31.000 Wins a super heavyweight boxing.

01:40:33.000 Let's not...

01:40:34.000 Oh shit, look at him in the Olympics.

01:40:37.000 Give us a highlight reel, son.

01:40:39.000 Let's get this hype train started.

01:40:40.000 Look at those guns, though.

01:40:43.000 It's a serious jab.

01:40:44.000 Ooh, good fundamentals.

01:40:48.000 See if you can find, like, a professional ball.

01:40:50.000 There you go, highlights, son.

01:40:51.000 Oh, well, Masvidalga kicked in the balls.

01:40:53.000 Perfect timing.

01:40:54.000 This is a ball-kicking festival.

01:41:00.000 That looks like Olympic boxing, bro.

01:41:02.000 See if you can find one that's a professional fight.

01:41:04.000 He's doing MMA now?

01:41:06.000 No, no, no.

01:41:07.000 He's boxing.

01:41:08.000 I think he's the next guy to compete with.

01:41:09.000 Oh, here it is.

01:41:10.000 Okay, here's him boxing.

01:41:11.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:41:12.000 For how big he is, man?

01:41:15.000 Look at all those people going crazy.

01:41:16.000 That crowd is crunk as fuck.

01:41:23.000 That's such a great statement.

01:41:25.000 That crowd is crunk as fuck.

01:41:27.000 Dude, look at that dude's body!

01:41:32.000 Interesting.

01:41:33.000 Wow, that's what they've been waiting for, right?

01:41:35.000 Yes!

01:41:35.000 Oh my god, look at him.

01:41:36.000 Works out like a pro athlete too.

01:41:38.000 For sure don't show him on the quad machine.

01:41:41.000 Boy, highlight reel?

01:41:42.000 Nah.

01:41:46.000 So who's winning this fight?

01:41:47.000 We didn't even pay attention to the last round.

01:41:49.000 I think it's 1-1 in this round, I'm not sure.

01:41:53.000 So right now you believe 1-1?

01:41:55.000 Yeah.

01:41:56.000 Though he did drop him in the first round, I would imagine he finished strong, Masvidal, in the first round, so they would give it to him.

01:42:04.000 So maybe one, two rounds to Masvidal then.

01:42:08.000 That's what I'd say.

01:42:09.000 Well, the second round was Henderson, wasn't it?

01:42:11.000 Yes, that's why it'd be 2-1.

01:42:13.000 So I'd give probably the first round a Masvidal, third round a...

01:42:16.000 Even though he got knocked down?

01:42:17.000 He didn't finish that strong.

01:42:19.000 I mean, he beat him.

01:42:20.000 Right, that's why I don't know, but it would be 9-9 realistically if you're going with that.

01:42:23.000 We shouldn't score when we're not even paying any attention.

01:42:26.000 No, this is bro scoring.

01:42:28.000 This is the first round.

01:42:28.000 This is bro scoring.

01:42:30.000 Bro scoring.

01:42:31.000 Yeah, this is bro scoring at its finest.

01:42:33.000 I haven't watched five minutes of this fight in its entirety once.

01:42:35.000 I've seen about a minute 20 of this.

01:42:37.000 I do like the way Masvidal moves, man.

01:42:40.000 Ooh, that kick to the body.

01:42:41.000 His control and distance are really good, too.

01:42:44.000 Knowing when to hit that switch kick, when to throw the body.

01:42:47.000 Oh, man.

01:42:49.000 It's a festival.

01:42:50.000 It's a dick kicking festival.

01:42:51.000 Ooh, that looks bad.

01:42:53.000 Good time for a piss break, though.

01:42:56.000 Jesus Christ.

01:42:58.000 Benson's still sitting on the bottom.

01:43:00.000 I was going to say that was pretty interesting.

01:43:03.000 They gave him a stool to sit in while they waited for his balls.

01:43:05.000 Well, I think it's the end of the fight.

01:43:07.000 Oh, the round?

01:43:08.000 But look at this.

01:43:09.000 Oh, that was totally accidental.

01:43:11.000 They clashed knees and it went right into the jig.

01:43:18.000 Oh, time in.

01:43:19.000 Okay.

01:43:20.000 What?

01:43:21.000 That was it.

01:43:21.000 Yeah, time in, but it was one second.

01:43:23.000 Okay.

01:43:24.000 So then they bring the corners in.

01:43:26.000 Makes sense.

01:43:26.000 So it was at the end of the fight, or end of the round.

01:43:30.000 It's just...

01:43:33.000 It's interesting that more people don't wear those compression shorts like diamond MMA cups.

01:43:38.000 Which is amazing.

01:43:39.000 They're amazing.

01:43:40.000 Amazing.

01:43:41.000 But it's very rare.

01:43:42.000 Like fighters, a lot of them don't even know about them.

01:43:44.000 A lot of guys like the Thai steel cup.

01:43:47.000 Do you like the Thai steel cup?

01:43:49.000 Uh, no.

01:43:50.000 No?

01:43:50.000 It was also 50-50.

01:43:52.000 Another thing you always gotta worry about when you're dealing with those is if by any way it does pinch or nick it, you're still getting, now you're getting that smashed by the cup itself.

01:44:04.000 Yeah.

01:44:05.000 But the diamond cup was good, man.

01:44:07.000 Like an edge of your balls?

01:44:07.000 Yeah.

01:44:08.000 Yeah, dude, it can, the edge of your balls can get caught with a cup on a kick.

01:44:12.000 That's so awful.

01:44:13.000 Yes.

01:44:14.000 So awful.

01:44:17.000 So what kind of cup prevents that?

01:44:22.000 No, the diamond cup, honestly, he hooked me up when I went to Chicago.

01:44:26.000 He gave me one, and that was the first time I ever used it.

01:44:29.000 Do your balls ever get pinched?

01:44:31.000 No, I love it.

01:44:32.000 I love it.

01:44:33.000 It feels phenomenal.

01:44:36.000 DiamondcupMMA.com.

01:44:37.000 So what do they do differently that prevents the balls being pinched?

01:44:41.000 They have a crazy setup with the compression shorts and all these straps and everything.

01:44:45.000 And then the cup itself is like soft on the outside on the edges where it like connects to your leg, but then hard everywhere else.

01:44:53.000 That's like regular cups.

01:44:54.000 It's a real good design.

01:44:55.000 That's like the cup I had in a junior All-American football.

01:44:57.000 I think it's different.

01:44:58.000 You ever use one of those diamond ones?

01:45:00.000 Never.

01:45:00.000 I got one for you.

01:45:01.000 I never use cups.

01:45:02.000 Do you want one?

01:45:03.000 Oh, you don't want your workout?

01:45:04.000 I don't want cups.

01:45:05.000 I don't either, son.

01:45:06.000 Okay.

01:45:06.000 I like my balls hanging.

01:45:07.000 Dick swingers.

01:45:08.000 Me too.

01:45:09.000 You goddamn dick swingers.

01:45:09.000 I like to rough my shit up like a cow's tail.

01:45:11.000 I'm telling you, man, these diamond ones, you won't even notice it, and it will protect your dick.

01:45:15.000 My knees are always protected.

01:45:16.000 When you're drilling arm bars?

01:45:18.000 Your dick.

01:45:19.000 Hey.

01:45:19.000 You'll enjoy.

01:45:21.000 Well, the other thing about the Thai cups were that people would use them for leverage.

01:45:25.000 Like, they would say that it's like a leverage point for an armbar or something like that.

01:45:29.000 It's like you have a rock there.

01:45:31.000 You could break a stick over, you know?

01:45:33.000 Or back mount with a body triangle.

01:45:36.000 It's just like hitting the spine.

01:45:38.000 Or mount.

01:45:38.000 Like, sometimes people mount you and they'll grapevine or they'll get that dick right in your sternum.

01:45:45.000 I call it the dick grinder.

01:45:48.000 If they could press the hard steel cup right into your solar plexus, that sucks, dude.

01:45:54.000 He keeps doing that from a single.

01:45:57.000 I know.

01:45:58.000 It's worse than what, Eddie?

01:45:59.000 Forget that.

01:46:03.000 Eddie, you need to get on one of these nitro things.

01:46:05.000 It will wake your ass right up.

01:46:07.000 Yeah, you're fucking around with that.

01:46:08.000 I'm telling you, I took one.

01:46:09.000 I am wide fuck awake.

01:46:11.000 But I already drank a cup of coffee.

01:46:13.000 And?

01:46:13.000 I was like, how does that compare to that?

01:46:16.000 Dude, I did a podcast with Tate.

01:46:17.000 They're both fresh as fuck.

01:46:18.000 I did a podcast with Tate two weeks ago.

01:46:20.000 I am not exaggerating.

01:46:21.000 I think he drank four of these during the podcast.

01:46:24.000 He was so, and he had coffee, regular coffee too.

01:46:26.000 Was he just talking?

01:46:27.000 He just wouldn't shut the fuck up.

01:46:29.000 He couldn't.

01:46:29.000 He was like he's on coke.

01:46:30.000 He can't even blame a guy.

01:46:32.000 His fucking crazy beard.

01:46:34.000 He's an animal.

01:46:35.000 He's all excited about everything.

01:46:37.000 Super enthusiastic.

01:46:39.000 He's just super enthusiastic about everything.

01:46:41.000 He's just on crank.

01:46:42.000 He's on natural coffee beans.

01:46:44.000 Super excited about everything?

01:46:45.000 Fuck yeah, man!

01:46:47.000 Those pickles!

01:46:49.000 I love Dave.

01:46:51.000 He's the best, man.

01:46:51.000 He's the best.

01:46:52.000 He's such a fun guy.

01:46:54.000 He's such a, like, vibrant guy.

01:46:56.000 Like, so happy and fucking...

01:46:58.000 And he'll get deep.

01:46:59.000 He will get deep.

01:47:00.000 We got a slice of pizza the other day, and this fool fucking sat me down and got deep.

01:47:04.000 I was like, damn, man.

01:47:05.000 I'm just trying to eat my pizza.

01:47:07.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:47:08.000 Benson with the takedown.

01:47:08.000 Oh, shit!

01:47:09.000 Lost it.

01:47:10.000 Went for the back.

01:47:10.000 Lost it.

01:47:11.000 Masvidal on top.

01:47:12.000 Looking for that Darce again.

01:47:14.000 He's nasty with it, man.

01:47:15.000 He likes that front choke, too, man.

01:47:16.000 For sure.

01:47:17.000 Hand fight, Ben.

01:47:17.000 There you go.

01:47:19.000 Back to defeat.

01:47:20.000 Nice.

01:47:21.000 Oh, right hand.

01:47:23.000 Great elbows.

01:47:25.000 He's a little more polished, right?

01:47:27.000 With his combinations.

01:47:29.000 Especially more fluidity to Masvidal's punching.

01:47:33.000 Dude, Ben's hair is out of control now.

01:47:35.000 Take down, son!

01:47:36.000 That was perfect timing.

01:47:38.000 Nice timing.

01:47:39.000 Masvidal right back up to his feet.

01:47:41.000 That's all greasy.

01:47:42.000 Dude, Masvidal is nasty.

01:47:44.000 He's a motherfucker.

01:47:45.000 Nasty!

01:47:46.000 Dude, you know what I wouldn't mind seeing?

01:47:47.000 Although Ben did beat him, but Masvidal versus Brandon Thatch.

01:47:52.000 Got yourself a motherfucking fight, son!

01:47:55.000 How is Thatch doing with the weight cutting now that he can't use an IV anymore?

01:48:01.000 Does that have an effect on him at all?

01:48:02.000 Yeah, he's a big-ass Wonserian, and he's also not that disciplined, so we'll see.

01:48:06.000 Uh-oh.

01:48:08.000 Hopefully he's doing, yeah.

01:48:09.000 Benson looking for the Kimura.

01:48:12.000 Here, just in his face.

01:48:22.000 That's what we saw in the video.

01:48:28.000 He's just gonna pass.

01:48:29.000 He's just gonna push leg down and pass.

01:48:31.000 You think so?

01:48:31.000 Yep.

01:48:32.000 Not if Benson's good at this, he's not.

01:48:35.000 Benson can keep that left leg in play.

01:48:38.000 It's all about the left leg.

01:48:39.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:48:40.000 He's going to pass.

01:48:41.000 He's passing over it now.

01:48:42.000 He had to let go.

01:48:43.000 It was all in that left leg, huh?

01:48:46.000 Yeah, but he got lazy with it.

01:48:47.000 Yeah, he did.

01:48:47.000 He forgot about it.

01:48:48.000 And never got hit once, though.

01:48:50.000 He's also fatigued.

01:48:51.000 It's true.

01:48:52.000 Good point.

01:48:52.000 Yeah, he did control his posture the entire time.

01:48:54.000 That's where it's at.

01:48:55.000 Oh, oh.

01:48:59.000 This would be a good time to plug EBI. Oh, shit.

01:49:03.000 Sunday, December 13th, EBI 5. I just released the Countdown Show.

01:49:10.000 Just go to YouTube, EBI 5 Countdown Show.

01:49:13.000 It's dope, too.

01:49:14.000 Did you watch it?

01:49:15.000 Yeah, when you sent me the link, I watched it.

01:49:16.000 Oh, cool, cool, man.

01:49:17.000 Yeah.

01:49:18.000 Good, googly movie.

01:49:19.000 Have you watched it, Joe?

01:49:20.000 Yeah, it's awesome.

01:49:21.000 It's great.

01:49:21.000 Yeah, man, I'm pumped.

01:49:22.000 It's a half hour.

01:49:23.000 The whole Javi story, how...

01:49:24.000 I know.

01:49:25.000 How he took it in the last minute.

01:49:27.000 Yeah, and now he's at 55. Different story.

01:49:29.000 Yeah.

01:49:29.000 Different story.

01:49:30.000 Oh, yeah.

01:49:31.000 Eddie Cummings is the 145 champion.

01:49:34.000 Now he's going up to 55, but no one gives a shit because he actually did 170 and tapped out Enrico Coco and he tapped out one of my guys.

01:49:43.000 How can he move so well up and down and weight like that?

01:49:45.000 He's so good with heel hooks, man, that he could do major damage at 170, 155, 145. It must be hard for him to make 145, though.

01:49:56.000 He doesn't look like a 145-pound guy.

01:49:59.000 Cummings probably walks around at 165. That's what it seems like.

01:50:05.000 Dude, he did Same Day Way and 145 EBI 4. That's impressive.

01:50:10.000 And that's on YouTube, too.

01:50:11.000 All 1, 2, 3, and 4, all free on YouTube.

01:50:15.000 EBI 5 is going to be on pay-per-view at budovideos.com slash EBI 5. Powerful, EBI, greatest, without a doubt, the greatest format ever for grappling competition.

01:50:26.000 Agreed.

01:50:26.000 Not even comparable.

01:50:28.000 You nailed it.

01:50:28.000 It's amazing.

01:50:28.000 You got it down.

01:50:30.000 It's so perfect because it's very exciting up until the final part because everybody's worried about the final part, but you solved the stalemate part and put them in bad positions and have them alternate between having the back mount with an over-under and having spiderweb.

01:50:47.000 It's beautiful.

01:50:48.000 It's the best.

01:50:48.000 They actually get a choice.

01:50:49.000 It's so exciting.

01:50:50.000 We get the choice.

01:50:51.000 Dude, I might have a heart attack if I drink another one, but I'm going to do it.

01:50:54.000 You're going to be fine.

01:50:55.000 And then we got Denny coming back to defend his title.

01:50:58.000 Denny Prokopos.

01:50:59.000 And then Nathan Orchard at 155. That's a different animal because it's hard for him to make 55. He's going to be the tallest, longest man with his dead orchards and his leg locks.

01:51:11.000 Even more effective.

01:51:12.000 Hany Ya Ya's in there?

01:51:14.000 Yeah, Hany Ya Ya.

01:51:15.000 ADCC gold medalist, Hany Ya Ya's coming in.

01:51:17.000 Hany Ya Ya's going to be serious.

01:51:19.000 I want to get a fucking shirt from him because he's got Team Constrictor.

01:51:23.000 I always thought that was the dopest shit.

01:51:25.000 I always wanted to ask him when they were going into the Octagon.

01:51:28.000 But he was fought on the undercard, so I never got a chance to get back there.

01:51:31.000 Dude, I wish he was one of them Team Constrictor shirts.

01:51:34.000 I wish he was Team Honey Constrictor.

01:51:36.000 What the fuck?

01:51:38.000 That's your new shirt, Team Honey Dick.

01:51:40.000 Team Honey Dick.

01:51:43.000 Who says Honey Dick more than you?

01:51:45.000 You'd need a Team Honey Dick shirt, man.

01:51:47.000 For sure.

01:51:48.000 Dude, I get so many tweets during UFC. Oh, this is UFC Honey Dick.

01:51:52.000 That's all I get.

01:51:53.000 I'm like, no, I didn't say that, man.

01:51:55.000 Hashtag Honey Dick.

01:51:56.000 That's right.

01:51:57.000 This is the last round.

01:51:59.000 The final round.

01:52:00.000 Oh!

01:52:02.000 Masvidal's got some serious grappling.

01:52:05.000 Serious grappling.

01:52:06.000 Yes.

01:52:07.000 The Darren Crookshank fight.

01:52:08.000 As soon as he started grappling with Crookshank, just shut all that down.

01:52:11.000 Shut him down.

01:52:12.000 Crookshank, he's fighting soon, right?

01:52:14.000 The Detroit superstar?

01:52:15.000 I heard he did some porn for pay.

01:52:18.000 Did he?

01:52:19.000 You might have to look that up, Jamie.

01:52:21.000 Oh, shit.

01:52:21.000 Look at this.

01:52:22.000 I'm almost part of the male.

01:52:23.000 Look at this.

01:52:24.000 Oh, he's trapped.

01:52:25.000 He's caught with that hair.

01:52:27.000 Oh, he's caught.

01:52:28.000 Quick going for the goddamn takedown.

01:52:29.000 He keeps spinning.

01:52:30.000 He's caught.

01:52:31.000 He's caught.

01:52:33.000 He spins out.

01:52:35.000 He's outside.

01:52:35.000 He's out.

01:52:36.000 He got it.

01:52:36.000 Wow.

01:52:37.000 Very good defense.

01:52:38.000 Wow, man.

01:52:39.000 That is not good.

01:52:40.000 Oh, shit.

01:52:41.000 He's going back to it.

01:52:42.000 Oh, shit.

01:52:45.000 He keeps going to it.

01:52:48.000 Ben's confident.

01:52:49.000 Okay, so that's a really close situation, right?

01:52:53.000 That has to score for something.

01:52:55.000 That has to be significant.

01:52:55.000 That has to score like a knockdown.

01:52:57.000 To me, grappling, he's in serious danger.

01:52:59.000 Right, that's like a knockdown.

01:53:01.000 Yes.

01:53:01.000 I mean, just because he doesn't get stunned and he doesn't get brain damage from that, that shouldn't factor in.

01:53:08.000 That's as close as ending the fight is getting knocked down.

01:53:11.000 Maybe it wasn't that close.

01:53:13.000 But it's a little different.

01:53:14.000 Like if you do an arm bar and they get out of the arm bar, but they did hyperextend or break it or pop it, then you're still damaged and fucked.

01:53:21.000 If you get out of it, that's different.

01:53:22.000 If you choke, you're still good after...

01:53:23.000 If you got his back, if you took him down past his guard, dominated grappling, and then almost choked him, yes, 10-8.

01:53:30.000 But from this kind of position, and then he throws a guillotine, but then they're still grappling against the fence.

01:53:34.000 Dude, Bam was in trouble, man.

01:53:36.000 Ben was in trouble.

01:53:37.000 He's not going to go through all that if it's not tight.

01:53:39.000 But he kept going.

01:53:40.000 It's got to count for something.

01:53:42.000 Oh!

01:53:42.000 Big kick to the body.

01:53:43.000 Get taken down, son.

01:53:45.000 Holy shit, his takedown defense.

01:53:46.000 Goddamn, his takedown defense is on point.

01:53:48.000 My word.

01:53:50.000 Yeah, he's wrestling.

01:53:51.000 Fuck, man.

01:53:52.000 Really good.

01:53:53.000 Hey, Ben's first team all ass, too.

01:53:55.000 He has some cheeks on him.

01:53:56.000 He has some thick-ass thighs.

01:53:58.000 He's like an NFL running back.

01:53:59.000 Dude, he had some of the best ground and pound where he would stand in the guard and just drop bombs and stay almost in a...

01:54:06.000 Horse stance.

01:54:07.000 Horse stance.

01:54:09.000 I remember WEC all the time.

01:54:12.000 Boston though, lost the position.

01:54:14.000 Dude, how can you score this fucking fight?

01:54:17.000 Oh, he should have kept that.

01:54:20.000 He's getting tired.

01:54:22.000 Dang, he's getting tired and Ben's thriving.

01:54:25.000 They're so slippery.

01:54:26.000 Look at all that grease.

01:54:27.000 It's crazy.

01:54:28.000 Look at all that grease.

01:54:31.000 Ben's grappling the fuck out of them right now.

01:54:32.000 Are you talking?

01:54:33.000 What?

01:54:33.000 Google that Crux Shake stuff at your own risk.

01:54:35.000 Why?

01:54:36.000 I'm right, right?

01:54:37.000 I think so.

01:54:38.000 It's an unconfirmed rumor in 2008. They don't call them Detroit Superstar for nothing.

01:54:44.000 There's some shit, that's what I heard.

01:54:45.000 Is it the regular kind?

01:54:47.000 It said something about Solo and some other name.

01:54:50.000 Solo, like jacking?

01:54:52.000 Solo jacking?

01:54:53.000 Nah, there's nothing wrong with that.

01:54:54.000 You know what, man?

01:54:56.000 In the future, there's gonna be Photoshop so realistic and CGI so realistic on everybody's computer.

01:55:02.000 We're all doing gay porn.

01:55:04.000 Whether you like it or not, there's gonna be videos you getting stuffed.

01:55:08.000 Well, there's been memes that made me just sucking dick left and right.

01:55:11.000 Right, but that's just pictures.

01:55:13.000 They're gonna be able to do that shit with video in no time.

01:55:16.000 You know, like any video you watch today, highly suspect.

01:55:19.000 Oh, I agree.

01:55:20.000 Of a news event, a monster attack, Bigfoot in the woods.

01:55:24.000 They can make anything happen now.

01:55:25.000 Don't get it started.

01:55:25.000 They can make anything happen now.

01:55:28.000 And in the future, like...

01:55:30.000 You're gonna be able to watch every celebrity you've ever wanted to watch.

01:55:35.000 Fuck, fuck.

01:55:35.000 I'm looking forward to that.

01:55:36.000 Yeah, Jennifer Lawrence.

01:55:37.000 Dude, I'm fucking in.

01:55:38.000 Marilyn Monroe.

01:55:40.000 I'm sold.

01:55:41.000 Tracy Lourdes and all of them together in a room.

01:55:44.000 I'm in.

01:55:45.000 Going after it.

01:55:45.000 Chris Farley gonna blow that?

01:55:47.000 Yeah, he's getting in there.

01:55:48.000 I'm fucking in.

01:55:48.000 David Spade sucking Chris Farley's dick.

01:55:51.000 Oh my god.

01:55:51.000 All that's gonna happen.

01:55:52.000 All that's real.

01:55:53.000 All that's real.

01:55:54.000 That's it.

01:55:55.000 Then you can get the holograms, right?

01:55:57.000 Where it's like a 3D right in front of you.

01:55:58.000 You gotta watch it right in front of you.

01:56:00.000 And it'll be like, it'll be so good.

01:56:02.000 The holograms will be so good, you won't be able to see through them.

01:56:05.000 They'll look like real three-dimensional objects in front of you.

01:56:08.000 I can't wait for this.

01:56:09.000 Yeah.

01:56:10.000 You're just gonna be shooting loads, and the loads will go through them.

01:56:13.000 They'll disappear.

01:56:14.000 You better set your shit up, though.

01:56:15.000 No, the loads are gonna be there.

01:56:17.000 You just have shit set up.

01:56:18.000 Your own loads.

01:56:19.000 Your own loads.

01:56:20.000 Digital loads?

01:56:21.000 Like, if you were jerking off...

01:56:22.000 It's like a litter box.

01:56:23.000 A cat litter box.

01:56:24.000 You just jerk into it.

01:56:25.000 It's going to be crazy.

01:56:26.000 What we're going to see in the next 20 years as far as the ability to artificially manipulate images and make things like that magic leap.

01:56:36.000 You ever seen that magic leap technology they're working on?

01:56:38.000 They don't know how they're doing it because they haven't revealed it yet.

01:56:41.000 But they show, like, this elephant dancing in this person's hand.

01:56:46.000 They show this little girl, like, sitting on a bed, and a four-inch ballerina is dancing in front of her on the bed, and it looks real.

01:56:52.000 What the fuck?

01:56:53.000 Yeah, it's insane.

01:56:54.000 Is she holding something?

01:56:55.000 I don't know.

01:56:56.000 I don't know how it works.

01:56:57.000 Is it projector?

01:56:57.000 See, the thing is, in the images that they show, they haven't fully revealed it yet, but in the images they show people doing it, the people don't have any goggles on.

01:57:06.000 There's, like, it's not, like, there's some technology they have where you see it through, like, ski goggles.

01:57:11.000 What the fuck?

01:57:12.000 Look at this.

01:57:14.000 This is like under a DEX, shot directly through Magic Leap technology.

01:57:19.000 So they have these holograms that they can project in the air like that.

01:57:25.000 Like, look at that.

01:57:25.000 I want that one.

01:57:26.000 That's some Avatar shit right there.

01:57:27.000 I know, like you're sitting there eating, and above you is the solar system spinning around.

01:57:34.000 The ones that they showed, they had one of them where it was a whale on the beach.

01:57:38.000 It was crazy.

01:57:39.000 Did you see in Robin Williams' will, he has a contract where they can't use any of his name or likeness for future holograms or any technology like this?

01:57:48.000 Wow.

01:57:49.000 How smart is that?

01:57:50.000 He's like, I don't want to be recreated when technology can do that kind of stuff.

01:57:53.000 He doesn't want to be like Tupac at Coachella.

01:57:55.000 Yeah, he doesn't want any of that.

01:57:57.000 Pretty smart to think of that shit.

01:57:58.000 They should have like a real-time system.

01:58:00.000 Pretty smart.

01:58:00.000 Where the Earth is in relation to the other planets, like real-time.

01:58:04.000 Pretty smart that they pretend that you're looking at the planets, because they put it right over that girl's titties.

01:58:10.000 I didn't see the planets.

01:58:11.000 I'm looking at the solar system, meanwhile.

01:58:14.000 Is there some kind of ferocious mounds?

01:58:18.000 Ferocious tits.

01:58:19.000 Oh, so lovely.

01:58:20.000 Is there some, like, TED-type show with the latest technology and jerking off?

01:58:25.000 Wouldn't you want to watch other things?

01:58:27.000 Nah, that didn't make TED. Who's winning?

01:58:30.000 Oh, shit.

01:58:32.000 Oh, shit.

01:58:33.000 It could have gone either way.

01:58:35.000 I can't, yeah.

01:58:36.000 Wow.

01:58:36.000 I didn't watch it close enough, but Split Decision sounds right.

01:58:40.000 Yeah.

01:58:41.000 Oh, there's his wife and new baby.

01:58:43.000 Man, their cardio.

01:58:44.000 He doesn't get tired at all.

01:58:45.000 What happened?

01:58:46.000 They went right to...

01:58:47.000 Why'd they go right to Masvidal?

01:58:52.000 Why would they do that?

01:58:56.000 Unless it's a terrible...

01:58:58.000 Hold on.

01:58:59.000 I'm not happy, I mean.

01:59:01.000 I just want to give thanks to God, win or lose.

01:59:14.000 He seems like he's accepting a defeat.

01:59:19.000 It's weird they went right to him though.

01:59:21.000 Never seen it before.

01:59:22.000 First time ever.

01:59:23.000 Someone fucked up.

01:59:25.000 You think so?

01:59:27.000 100%.

01:59:28.000 You can't go to him first.

01:59:29.000 Talk to the winner.

01:59:30.000 It does seem weird.

01:59:31.000 Maybe they want to get...

01:59:34.000 Unless Kenny Florin, and we didn't listen to the commentary, unless he was saying in the commentary that he thought that Masvidal won.

01:59:42.000 It still makes sense.

01:59:46.000 Alright.

01:59:54.000 Damn, he's straight up.

02:00:04.000 Damn, they're talking to Benson in Korean like he doesn't understand English?

02:00:08.000 Ben's mom's Korean.

02:00:09.000 I know.

02:00:10.000 Can I get an amen?

02:00:15.000 Can I get an amen, amen?

02:00:17.000 I'm thankful that I got my hand raised.

02:00:20.000 We all know Do his arms look tremendous?

02:00:24.000 Huge.

02:00:26.000 170 looks great.

02:00:29.000 How's the interpreter going to actually interpret this?

02:00:34.000 Let's keep this bus rolling.

02:00:37.000 Uh, bus.

02:00:38.000 Whoa.

02:00:39.000 Bus and roll.

02:00:40.000 Amen, amen, amen.

02:00:42.000 All bounce.

02:00:45.000 You know, for me, this was your best performance, especially in regards to your striking, man.

02:00:50.000 This was the sharpest I've ever seen you...

02:00:53.000 Ooh, I disagree.

02:00:54.000 Well, we weren't really paying attention that much.

02:00:57.000 Kenny was on the shtick, fondling his luscious beard.

02:01:03.000 Hmm, let me pontificate.

02:01:16.000 A bad buck son of a gun?

02:01:18.000 Is that what he said?

02:01:18.000 He was trying so hard not to cuss there.

02:01:20.000 I think he said butt, right?

02:01:22.000 Because he was trying not to say ass.

02:01:24.000 Son of a gun.

02:01:25.000 A bad butt son of a gun.

02:01:27.000 Bad bottom son of a gun.

02:01:28.000 A bad booty bandit?

02:01:31.000 Bad booty bandit.

02:01:32.000 People might boo him.

02:01:34.000 Big dick bandits.

02:01:36.000 I get this texted to me or tweeted to me more often than not when I connect myself to you guys in some way.

02:01:43.000 Big dick bandits.

02:01:44.000 What does that mean?

02:01:45.000 It's just a song that we sing on the show.

02:01:48.000 Sing it for me.

02:01:49.000 How's it go?

02:01:49.000 It goes, big dick bandits, big dick bandits.

02:01:53.000 Why bandits?

02:01:55.000 Are you robbing banks with your dick?

02:01:57.000 I don't understand.

02:01:58.000 Robbing dudes' bitches.

02:02:00.000 That's it.

02:02:03.000 Dude, at these live shows, they asked us to sing it.

02:02:05.000 Me and Brian are starting this chant of Big Dick Bandits.

02:02:09.000 Those live shows must be so silly.

02:02:11.000 So fun.

02:02:12.000 So fun.

02:02:12.000 You're doing a lot of them.

02:02:13.000 Didn't you do one Wednesday night?

02:02:14.000 Like the night before Thanksgiving?

02:02:15.000 Yeah, Wednesday night.

02:02:16.000 They're all sold out, man.

02:02:17.000 That's amazing.

02:02:18.000 Then the West Coast Tour.

02:02:19.000 They're all selling great.

02:02:21.000 Like I was talking before, I'm just worried about the Seattle and Portland because they're huge theaters for us.

02:02:26.000 You know, 800, 900 seats.

02:02:28.000 That's big.

02:02:28.000 Yeah.

02:02:29.000 Jesus Christ.

02:02:30.000 What about Denver?

02:02:31.000 Have you done Denver?

02:02:32.000 No, we're doing a Midwest run and an East Coast run later in 2016. What are you going to do?

02:02:36.000 East Coast?

02:02:37.000 East Coast, we're going New York, Boston.

02:02:40.000 I mean, all over.

02:02:41.000 What are you guys doing for Boston?

02:02:43.000 I'm not sure.

02:02:44.000 We should do the Wilbur.

02:02:45.000 Really?

02:02:45.000 Yeah, fucking get crazy.

02:02:47.000 Go 1,200 seats.

02:02:48.000 For sure, come with us.

02:02:49.000 See what the fuck happens.

02:02:49.000 For sure, come with us.

02:02:50.000 I'm already there.

02:02:51.000 I'm already there.

02:02:52.000 April's 1st and 2nd.

02:02:53.000 I'm there.

02:02:54.000 I'm already there.

02:02:54.000 I'm already booked.

02:02:55.000 I just sold tickets.

02:02:58.000 I'm doing shit way in advance now.

02:03:01.000 With the UFC, the problem is UFC doesn't announce their schedule as far in advance as you usually do book theaters and stuff like that.

02:03:10.000 So a lot of times, I'll come into a place, they'll announce it a couple months out, and I'll go, let me see if I can find a place where I can work.

02:03:17.000 It's too late.

02:03:18.000 If I'm lucky, I can get the comedy club on a Friday night, but a lot of times I can't even do that.

02:03:24.000 I have to take a late show.

02:03:25.000 You need theater, son!

02:03:26.000 Fuck this noise.

02:03:28.000 I like comedy clubs, though.

02:03:29.000 I bet.

02:03:30.000 I'm just saying, especially if UFC's in town, everyone wants to see your shit.

02:03:35.000 Yeah.

02:03:36.000 This is what I want to see.

02:03:37.000 This fucking fight.

02:03:38.000 Me too, man.

02:03:39.000 Goddamn, I hope this actually happens.

02:03:40.000 Dude, it's happening.

02:03:42.000 God, it's gotta happen.

02:03:43.000 I just jinxed us.

02:03:47.000 Aldo and motherfucking McGregor.

02:03:49.000 Dude.

02:03:50.000 We gotta have the fight before McGregor puts more tattoos on, too.

02:03:54.000 That tiger one.

02:03:55.000 Alright, man.

02:03:56.000 Someone's gotta tell him.

02:03:56.000 Slow down.

02:03:58.000 Just take it easy.

02:03:59.000 Why would you cover your abs up, bro?

02:04:00.000 I don't know.

02:04:00.000 He has nice abs.

02:04:01.000 But why would you do it?

02:04:03.000 The tattoo's so good it looks 3D. It doesn't look like a tattoo.

02:04:06.000 Tiger in my belly.

02:04:08.000 It's too much.

02:04:09.000 It's too much.

02:04:11.000 Why a tiger on the stomach?

02:04:12.000 He just loves tigers.

02:04:13.000 He just loves tigers.

02:04:15.000 He's really into it.

02:04:16.000 I don't know, man.

02:04:16.000 Maybe it's like some spirit animal thing.

02:04:18.000 Look at this.

02:04:19.000 Boom, boom, boom, boom.

02:04:19.000 How come they're not showing the short-haired rose pick?

02:04:22.000 They didn't update their pick.

02:04:24.000 They don't want to.

02:04:25.000 And the trimmed-haired Van Zandt?

02:04:26.000 It is trimmed there.

02:04:28.000 It's perfect.

02:04:28.000 That's exactly how much she cut off.

02:04:29.000 I'm not kidding.

02:04:30.000 I'm not mad at it.

02:04:31.000 Good for her.

02:04:32.000 You go, girl.

02:04:32.000 She would look hot with a shaved head.

02:04:34.000 Please.

02:04:35.000 That girl would look hot with a crew cut.

02:04:37.000 She's hot as fuck.

02:04:38.000 They're both hot as fuck.

02:04:38.000 She can have one leg and I'm on board, yeah.

02:04:40.000 I dated a girl who was completely shaved and bald when I first moved out to California.

02:04:44.000 Really?

02:04:45.000 By choice?

02:04:46.000 Yeah, she was hot.

02:04:47.000 She would wear weird wigs and shit.

02:04:48.000 That's kind of cool.

02:04:50.000 She was hot.

02:04:50.000 She must have been on heroin or something.

02:04:52.000 She was just crazy.

02:04:53.000 She was from Norway.

02:04:54.000 Oh, she was a wild cat.

02:04:56.000 Oh, Jesus, Louisa.

02:04:57.000 You don't shave your head just for the fucks of it.

02:05:00.000 That's like some cleansing heroin recovery shit.

02:05:03.000 She was smart as fuck, too.

02:05:05.000 Very interesting person.

02:05:05.000 I bet she was a freak in the sheets.

02:05:09.000 Listen, I'm not a kiss-and-tell type of guy.

02:05:11.000 But what was weird was doggy style.

02:05:14.000 The back of the head, like, shaved.

02:05:16.000 It was like, it was odd.

02:05:18.000 Like, at least when we were looking at each other, I could see, like, you're pretty.

02:05:21.000 You're a girl.

02:05:23.000 Even though you don't have any hair.

02:05:24.000 Dude, I've been there.

02:05:25.000 I've been with muscular chicks, and my dick goes, doggy style, and my dick goes.

02:05:29.000 Not only that, I was in my 20s.

02:05:31.000 I was too young to handle weirdness.

02:05:34.000 I agree, man.

02:05:35.000 You know, I was 26. You can't handle weirdness at 26. Hell no.

02:05:38.000 That'll fuck your whole game up, man.

02:05:40.000 You're just too weak.

02:05:41.000 The whole vibe.

02:05:42.000 You're not ready for it.

02:05:43.000 Yeah, you're not ready.

02:05:43.000 Any one thing can kill your boner.

02:05:45.000 You need experience, man.

02:05:46.000 Put you in a fucking spiral of panic.

02:05:49.000 It's a good-ass fight, man.

02:05:51.000 Yeah, it was a really good fight.

02:05:52.000 Good card, man, overall.

02:05:53.000 Fuck, yeah.

02:05:54.000 For whatever we paid attention to.

02:05:56.000 Shit, man, forbidden, though.

02:05:56.000 We should just get together at 5 o'clock in the morning some days and just have a podcast.

02:06:00.000 Just watch TV. It doesn't matter.

02:06:01.000 Have Flintstones on or some shit.

02:06:03.000 It doesn't matter.

02:06:04.000 Watch Fox News and talk about the girls delivering the news.

02:06:07.000 Bunch of chicks with skirts on.

02:06:09.000 Let's talk about them.

02:06:10.000 CNN brings the heat, though, with chicks.

02:06:12.000 Do they?

02:06:12.000 It's new?

02:06:13.000 Is that a new thing?

02:06:14.000 I don't think so.

02:06:15.000 It's just the way they operate.

02:06:16.000 Well, they had to probably compete with Fox.

02:06:18.000 Because Fox is bringing in them she-devils.

02:06:21.000 Those blonde, white she-devils.

02:06:25.000 And Telemundo.

02:06:26.000 Have you watched news on Telemundo?

02:06:28.000 I can't handle that.

02:06:29.000 I can't handle that.

02:06:29.000 It's too hot.

02:06:31.000 I can't pay attention to the news.

02:06:32.000 All them senioritas giving out the news.

02:06:34.000 The ruby red lipstick.

02:06:36.000 They don't even fight around with natural skin colors.

02:06:39.000 I wish I got that channel as a teenager.

02:06:42.000 I would have jacked my shit raw.

02:06:44.000 Do they have that on YouTube, them Spanish ladies doing the weather?

02:06:46.000 Do they have them on YouTube videos?

02:06:48.000 Have you seen that Spanish girl on Telemundo doing the weather?

02:06:52.000 Oh, fuck.

02:06:53.000 Her body is ridiculous.

02:06:56.000 She's an angel.

02:06:58.000 I was dead serious!

02:07:00.000 More of an angel than Sexyama?

02:07:02.000 No, let's not get crazy.

02:07:03.000 You used that twice.

02:07:04.000 Yeah, I did use that twice.

02:07:05.000 You gotta be careful.

02:07:06.000 She's a legit Latin angel, man.

02:07:07.000 Really?

02:07:08.000 Yes.

02:07:08.000 Damn.

02:07:08.000 She like crossed over because she was like on TMZ and shit.

02:07:11.000 She's so fine.

02:07:12.000 Really?

02:07:13.000 There she is!

02:07:14.000 Look at that ass, son.

02:07:15.000 Oh my goodness.

02:07:16.000 Is that real?

02:07:18.000 Uh, yeah.

02:07:18.000 That's a weird ass.

02:07:19.000 Major smoking hot storm front in from Mexico.

02:07:22.000 It's a weird ass.

02:07:23.000 Weird in that it makes my dick dance.

02:07:25.000 Yeah, weird that my dick's filling up with blood.

02:07:28.000 If that's what you mean by weird.

02:07:29.000 Look at her ass in the right hand, the last frame.

02:07:32.000 Oh my god, it's like...

02:07:34.000 It's insane.

02:07:35.000 I don't know.

02:07:36.000 First of all, it's really rude that she sticks it out like that.

02:07:38.000 It's her left cheek that's kind of weird.

02:07:40.000 The right cheek is perfect.

02:07:42.000 Isn't that funny that a girl's totally allowed to stick her ass cheeks out like that?

02:07:45.000 Like, if a guy walks around like this, puffs his chest out, and throws his arms back, the guy's a loser.

02:07:57.000 If she stands like that for long, she's going to blow a disc.

02:08:01.000 100%.

02:08:01.000 That's not safe.

02:08:02.000 That's so dangerous.

02:08:04.000 It's so dangerous.

02:08:04.000 You can't carry anything with your ass like that.

02:08:06.000 It's so dangerous.

02:08:07.000 If she tried to carry a lunchbox, she might fucking have a herniated disc.

02:08:11.000 Dude, she's my girl.

02:08:12.000 She's walking around like that all the time.

02:08:14.000 I'll carry her wherever the fuck she wants.

02:08:17.000 Click that shit.

02:08:18.000 That's so fun.

02:08:19.000 The ass on the right-hand side is off the charts insane.

02:08:22.000 Yannick Garcia?

02:08:23.000 Is that how you say it?

02:08:23.000 Oh my god.

02:08:26.000 Yeah, you know, there's that that Latin body that voluptuous like what's that girl?

02:08:34.000 Oh My god, look at that video.

02:08:38.000 I'm telling you bro.

02:08:39.000 What?

02:08:42.000 Okay, so she doesn't even have to like arch your back.

02:08:50.000 Who's that guy?

02:08:51.000 Is that a guy talking about her?

02:08:53.000 He's breaking down her booty.

02:08:58.000 Y'all were ready for that.

02:08:59.000 Shows off booty live on TV. Good Lord.

02:09:01.000 It makes our weather girls look like fucking shit.

02:09:04.000 It's a little fucking pro tip to the guy doing the video.

02:09:07.000 We don't need to see you.

02:09:08.000 We can hear you.

02:09:09.000 Yeah, just voice over, son.

02:09:10.000 Yeah, we don't need this.

02:09:11.000 This is not necessary, sir.

02:09:13.000 This is interrupting with the girl's booty.

02:09:16.000 Yeah, we don't want to see your lame ass.

02:09:18.000 Stop.

02:09:19.000 Jamie, please.

02:09:20.000 Get away from him.

02:09:21.000 Quickly.

02:09:21.000 Find another video.

02:09:22.000 There must be other videos.

02:09:23.000 This is outrageous.

02:09:24.000 What is that?

02:09:25.000 Dead fish or some shit?

02:09:27.000 Yeah, that booty's off the charts.

02:09:30.000 Oh my god, there's a compilation of her.

02:09:32.000 What other girl has a weather...

02:09:34.000 Who has a body like that on planet Earth doing the weather?

02:09:38.000 A good girl like her.

02:09:39.000 So important.

02:09:40.000 It is very important.

02:09:42.000 I bet their rating was through the roof.

02:09:44.000 Jesus.

02:09:45.000 Meanwhile, in America, we get that fucking guy, the black guy lost all the weight.

02:09:52.000 What's his name?

02:09:53.000 You know what I'm talking about?

02:09:55.000 Al Roker!

02:09:56.000 Al Roker!

02:09:57.000 Oh my god!

02:09:57.000 Fuck you, Al Roker!

02:09:59.000 Fuck!

02:10:00.000 Fuck!

02:10:03.000 We get that black guy lost all the way!

02:10:07.000 Oh my god, that's so stupid!

02:10:09.000 It's so stupid!

02:10:11.000 Look at her, oh my goodness.

02:10:12.000 Oh my god!

02:10:13.000 It looks like she's topless right there.

02:10:15.000 No, no, no, it's just red.

02:10:17.000 That's crazy.

02:10:18.000 You find a hotter weather girl, come talk to me.

02:10:20.000 Yeah, I don't think...

02:10:21.000 Well, girls don't get hotter.

02:10:22.000 There's like a level of hot, they just get different.

02:10:25.000 I agree.

02:10:25.000 You know?

02:10:25.000 They don't get hotter.

02:10:27.000 It's like a nice...

02:10:27.000 Yeah.

02:10:28.000 It gets to a certain point where you're like, okay, this is just hot.

02:10:31.000 She's just hot.

02:10:32.000 I agree.

02:10:32.000 I mean, undeniable.

02:10:33.000 She's a 10. Yeah, no guy looks at that and goes...

02:10:36.000 But that's one of the most hilarious things about guys online.

02:10:41.000 Elbows are way too pointy, bro.

02:10:43.000 Yeah, that's the standard one that people always mock.

02:10:46.000 Oh, fuck off.

02:10:46.000 But there's so many guys that talk shit about unbelievably smoking hot chicks.

02:10:52.000 Oh, my God.

02:10:53.000 They talk mad shit online.

02:10:54.000 She ain't nothing to me, bro.

02:10:56.000 Maybe a six, bro.

02:10:57.000 Maybe a six, bro.

02:11:02.000 Bro, I have real tits.

02:11:03.000 Shut up.

02:11:04.000 Shut up.

02:11:05.000 Shut up.

02:11:07.000 Dude, the internet and social media is fucking vicious.

02:11:12.000 They're the most vicious.

02:11:14.000 Like Rhonda came, go on social media right now.

02:11:16.000 She needs to stay off for a...

02:11:17.000 She needs to post and never look at it.

02:11:18.000 What if she laughs at the memes?

02:11:20.000 What if she's having fun with it?

02:11:21.000 Hey, Eddie, look at me.

02:11:22.000 She's not.

02:11:23.000 You don't think so?

02:11:24.000 100%.

02:11:24.000 That had to be devastating, man.

02:11:26.000 That's horrible shit, man.

02:11:27.000 You know, that's a kind of KO, too, that you've got to go, man, hopefully she recovers 100%, and she's back, and everything's great.

02:11:35.000 But you don't have to recover 100% from a KO like that.

02:11:40.000 Like, head kick like that?

02:11:42.000 Yeah, man.

02:11:42.000 That's a bad knockout.

02:11:44.000 Well, what about your confidence, too?

02:11:45.000 What about, you know, obviously health issues, what about your confidence?

02:11:48.000 Confidence is a factor.

02:11:50.000 You think you're invincible, you think you're the baddest motherfucker on the planet, then all of a sudden, it's like, nah, you're just like the rest of us.

02:11:55.000 Yeah, I mean, that certainly can be a factor.

02:11:59.000 But confidence, I feel like maybe you could get that back through meditation, or through hypnosis, or through something, or through just hard work and determination, maybe, but...

02:12:09.000 The physical stuff, like if it's bad, it's bad.

02:12:12.000 I agree.

02:12:13.000 Like, look at T.J. Grant's a good example.

02:12:15.000 T.J. Grant got one concussion.

02:12:16.000 He was in line to fight for the title.

02:12:18.000 He has never fought since, and now we went back to work.

02:12:22.000 Is he done done?

02:12:22.000 And I got a job, yeah.

02:12:23.000 Damn, where's he working at?

02:12:24.000 Like a mine in Canada.

02:12:26.000 God!

02:12:27.000 Who?

02:12:27.000 T.J. Grant.

02:12:28.000 Remember T.J. Grant?

02:12:29.000 Oh, shit, yeah.

02:12:30.000 Lit up Gray Maynard.

02:12:31.000 Looked fucking fantastic.

02:12:32.000 Elbows.

02:12:32.000 Real, his elbows?

02:12:33.000 Oh, he's devastating.

02:12:34.000 Ridiculous, man.

02:12:35.000 Nasty technique.

02:12:36.000 Tough fucking guy, too.

02:12:37.000 He was working at a fucking...

02:12:38.000 Horton's or some shit?

02:12:39.000 That's a bummer, man.

02:12:41.000 Those mining jobs, like in Alberta, they make good money.

02:12:44.000 He had a good chance to be a world champ.

02:12:47.000 Could have been a world champ.

02:12:48.000 I mean, he might not have won the first time at the title, but he had real legit world-class skills.

02:12:54.000 100%.

02:12:54.000 He could have made a good run.

02:12:56.000 How about Chris Holdsworth?

02:12:57.000 Same thing.

02:12:58.000 Concussion.

02:12:59.000 He's got a problem.

02:13:00.000 He hasn't fought since.

02:13:02.000 Didn't he have an ACL too or something like that?

02:13:04.000 Perhaps.

02:13:04.000 Some kind of surgery.

02:13:06.000 Maybe.

02:13:06.000 I remember.

02:13:07.000 Joseph Valtellini, glory champion.

02:13:09.000 How to relinquish his title.

02:13:10.000 Concussions.

02:13:11.000 If Conor has a bad loss, if he gets like KO'd and gets caught real bad, head kick or something, I mean, damn.

02:13:18.000 You know what, man?

02:13:19.000 I think, like, look at...

02:13:20.000 First of all, Holly Holm's all over the place now.

02:13:23.000 She's on every fucking news show.

02:13:25.000 She's all over ESPN and all these different sports shows.

02:13:28.000 She easily could have a gigantic pay-per-view in her next card.

02:13:32.000 Like, people are excited about her.

02:13:34.000 Only if it's Ronda.

02:13:36.000 Maybe.

02:13:37.000 But if it's not Ronda, she might have half a million.

02:13:40.000 It's possible.

02:13:41.000 If she has a good fight...

02:13:42.000 It's tough.

02:13:42.000 But the amount of...

02:13:45.000 Positive publicity she got out of that.

02:13:48.000 Everyone's a fan.

02:13:49.000 People are going to want to see her fight again.

02:13:51.000 And if they see her fight someone like Cyborg maybe.

02:13:54.000 Yeah, that's what I was saying.

02:13:55.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:13:55.000 Or 140. If she says, I'll step up to 140. And she fights Cyborg at 140. Or even, I think she fought as high as 150 when she was kickboxing.

02:14:04.000 I don't think she'll, you know, I love Holly.

02:14:07.000 I think she's great.

02:14:08.000 I don't think she'll ever be as big of a star as Ronda, no matter how many fights she makes.

02:14:11.000 She might not be.

02:14:12.000 Ronda's had this perfect storm of personality and hatred and destroying girls in 16 seconds where it was like this perfect storm.

02:14:20.000 What if she becomes the next Cynthia Rothrock, man?

02:14:22.000 She's going to be like the greatest B-movie.

02:14:25.000 Cynthia Rothrock.

02:14:25.000 That's hilarious, boy.

02:14:27.000 She pulled that shit out of your ass.

02:14:28.000 Dude, I was just saying, I mean...

02:14:30.000 She was like a forms champion, Cynthia Rothrock.

02:14:33.000 Do you remember?

02:14:33.000 Yeah.

02:14:34.000 Her and, well, Kathy Long actually.

02:14:37.000 She was a kickboxer.

02:14:38.000 Kickboxer.

02:14:38.000 Gina Carano, Holly Holm.

02:14:40.000 I don't know.

02:14:41.000 I'm just fucked up.

02:14:42.000 That would be a crazy fight if Gina Carano came back.

02:14:44.000 That makes sense.

02:14:45.000 Let's just play devil's advocate.

02:14:46.000 Let's say, and there's a good chance, I'm not even hating, but let's say Conor were to lose.

02:14:51.000 Who's the UFC superstar?

02:14:53.000 Who's the...

02:14:54.000 Jose Aldo, if he beats him.

02:14:55.000 Oh, yeah.

02:14:56.000 No, not in America.

02:14:57.000 Jon Jones.

02:14:58.000 Jon Jones would be the next megastar.

02:15:00.000 But how come Aldo can't be a megastar, but Anderson was?

02:15:04.000 I don't know, man.

02:15:05.000 Because he's smaller?

02:15:06.000 Is that what it is?

02:15:07.000 I think so.

02:15:08.000 That's the way America works.

02:15:10.000 His English is terrible.

02:15:11.000 He'll be on another level.

02:15:13.000 It could also be the middleweight division's been for how long?

02:15:16.000 Middleweight's been forever, and then Aldo's kind of still the only and the new division.

02:15:21.000 But if Aldo crushes McGregor, people will just make comparisons to Ronda.

02:15:26.000 Like, uh, you guys overrated him.

02:15:28.000 Yes.

02:15:28.000 That's definitely what will happen.

02:15:30.000 100%.

02:15:30.000 They're like, oh, UFC, just the hype train, blah, blah, blah.

02:15:33.000 See, but the thing is, the hype is real.

02:15:35.000 Like, you look at his fights, there's no hype.

02:15:37.000 He's got lost in 10 years, you fucks.

02:15:40.000 It's real.

02:15:41.000 But both, Conor and Aldo, both of them, that's real.

02:15:45.000 I mean, you look at Conor destroying Mendez, beating the fuck out of Seaver, blasting Poirier out in the first round...

02:15:53.000 I mean, it doesn't compare to what Jose Alves done at all.

02:15:55.000 No, but the Brandao KO, but he's legitimately skilled, 100%.

02:16:01.000 That's an exciting fight.

02:16:03.000 The what the fuck is going to happen factor is very high, right?

02:16:07.000 Super high.

02:16:07.000 You look at that fight, it's like, what the fuck is going to happen?

02:16:09.000 Huge risk.

02:16:10.000 You could speculate all day, but the best is what's going to happen after whoever wins, you'll be able to go online and there'll be the I told you so dudes.

02:16:18.000 100%.

02:16:18.000 Lined up.

02:16:20.000 Lined up.

02:16:20.000 It's so weird, man.

02:16:22.000 It's hilarious.

02:16:23.000 What kind of dude gets on social media?

02:16:24.000 Way to fucking go, Joe Rogan, Eddie Bravo, and Ben.

02:16:28.000 Way to go.

02:16:29.000 I don't mind that.

02:16:30.000 That doesn't bother me.

02:16:30.000 What is kind of crazy is the ferocious beating they're giving Ronda.

02:16:39.000 I feel like she asked for it, though.

02:16:40.000 Like when you post that night before the fight, like, you fucking fake ass bitch, blah, blah.

02:16:46.000 Hey, man, relax.

02:16:48.000 So when you act like that and you don't shake hands and you're an actual, you know, when you go after these girls and you don't have a reason to, then people are like, you know what, now you're being a bully.

02:16:56.000 And so when you lose at that level.

02:16:57.000 You're being a goon, man.

02:16:58.000 He was a goon.

02:16:59.000 Goon's a good word.

02:17:00.000 Goon's a legit word, Ben.

02:17:02.000 That's a good word.

02:17:02.000 You know when I started using that word again?

02:17:04.000 Eddie Bravo, it was back before we knew that North-South Choke was legit, and Monson got someone in North-South Choke, and you said, he gooned him.

02:17:16.000 That's a great word.

02:17:20.000 I started using that word, it was a long time ago, because think about how long north-south chokes have been legit.

02:17:25.000 But there was a while where we didn't know that a north-south choke was legit.

02:17:28.000 Munson made that shit fancy.

02:17:29.000 And Munson is such a tank, he just assumed that he gooned him.

02:17:32.000 Like, who bought that choke?

02:17:33.000 Like, come on, man, you're just squeezing on his head.

02:17:36.000 That's what we thought!

02:17:37.000 Goon squad, son.

02:17:38.000 Meanwhile, you're really good at that.

02:17:39.000 That's my shit.

02:17:40.000 I love North South chokes.

02:17:42.000 I'm like a purple belt with that thing.

02:17:44.000 Every now and then I'll put them on.

02:17:45.000 Carwin was a beast.

02:17:46.000 North South choke is like all the elements of the head and arm choke, which is always my favorite, but you don't put pressure on your own neck.

02:17:53.000 Yeah.

02:17:53.000 Like you don't have as much pressure on your own neck.

02:17:55.000 Marcello's really good at him.

02:17:56.000 It's easy to save it.

02:17:57.000 My man is all fucked up from head and arm chokes, man.

02:18:00.000 I think Jaime Yaya actually got one in the UFC. Yes, he did.

02:18:04.000 Maybe one or two.

02:18:05.000 Yeah, I think he did too.

02:18:06.000 Yeah, you don't call people a goon anymore when they do it.

02:18:08.000 No, it's a nasty technique.

02:18:09.000 Super nasty.

02:18:10.000 Yeah.

02:18:10.000 Who else fucking did that?

02:18:12.000 Someone did that.

02:18:12.000 It was Juan Canero.

02:18:13.000 Did he nail one?

02:18:14.000 Did he land one recently?

02:18:16.000 I feel like...

02:18:16.000 I haven't seen one in it.

02:18:19.000 Because he did that three fights in one night.

02:18:21.000 Somebody got that north-south choke recently.

02:18:24.000 I don't remember.

02:18:25.000 But that's a super, whatever.

02:18:27.000 It's a super effective technique, but when you said it, you were like, he gooned him.

02:18:31.000 I don't think I made that up.

02:18:33.000 Oh, I don't think you did either, but you said it to me.

02:18:35.000 It's a great term.

02:18:37.000 Ben just brought it back.

02:18:39.000 She's like, she's being a goon!

02:18:43.000 I think you're totally right that she brought it on herself in a lot of ways.

02:18:46.000 And what makes someone excited about a guy like Floyd Mayweather pulling it off and laying those stacks of paper, if he did get KO'd, can you imagine if Manny Pacquiao landed a bombing right hook?

02:18:57.000 Same shit.

02:18:57.000 He would get so much hate.

02:18:58.000 Oh my god.

02:18:59.000 But meanwhile, when Manny got knocked out by Manuel Marquez, I mean, there was almost none of that.

02:19:04.000 There was like, whoa.

02:19:05.000 There was like meme hair.

02:19:06.000 You felt bad for him because he's a good person.

02:19:08.000 He's not mean or he doesn't have bad intentions.

02:19:10.000 He's like, well, I hope the fight goes good.

02:19:13.000 Floyd is a very good boxer.

02:19:15.000 I love everybody.

02:19:16.000 Alright, cool, man.

02:19:17.000 I don't want to see that guy lose.

02:19:18.000 Thank you, Jesus.

02:19:20.000 That was weird, man.

02:19:21.000 For as much as she is getting kind of memed on and people messing with her and whatnot, would you say that's probably the most expensive head kick knockout anybody's ever been paid?

02:19:31.000 Um, yeah, probably, right?

02:19:33.000 No one ever probably made as much money as she did.

02:19:36.000 Like, when you think about, like, she has a percentage of pay-per-view buys.

02:19:39.000 That was over a million pay-per-view buys.

02:19:41.000 No way.

02:19:42.000 Yes, it is.

02:19:42.000 A million pay-per-view buys?

02:19:44.000 Over.

02:19:45.000 Over.

02:19:45.000 That was the biggest UFC ever, then.

02:19:46.000 No.

02:19:47.000 No.

02:19:47.000 Brock was?

02:19:48.000 Some of the GSP fights.

02:19:49.000 GSP's, Brock's, yeah.

02:19:51.000 They cracked a million?

02:19:52.000 I didn't know that.

02:19:53.000 Brock did.

02:19:53.000 Brock is probably the biggest UFC star.

02:19:56.000 The rematch with Holly Holm will probably break records.

02:20:00.000 Well, that's why Holly's not going to fight anyone else.

02:20:02.000 Because that's the UFC's fight.

02:20:04.000 But wouldn't you say that from just the injury alone, just the head kick alone, when Freddie Roach was willing to work with Pacquiao again after the Juan Manuel Marquez fight, he said, I want you to take a year off.

02:20:17.000 I agree with Ronda.

02:20:18.000 Go do all the movies you want.

02:20:19.000 A year.

02:20:20.000 You think so?

02:20:21.000 A year?

02:20:21.000 But Holly's not going to wait a year.

02:20:23.000 Holly's going to have to fight somewhere else.

02:20:24.000 The other thing is the pressure from the UFC and Dana and Rhonda being so close.

02:20:28.000 It's going to be tough for her to be like, no, I want to take a year off.

02:20:31.000 Right, but she needs a significant amount of time.

02:20:34.000 Even if it's not a year, it should be several months with no contact at all.

02:20:38.000 Nothing.

02:20:39.000 Nothing.

02:20:40.000 Now, are the people surrounding her, if they're looking out for her best interests, are they going to allow her to do that?

02:20:45.000 Let's see who's really in her corner.

02:20:47.000 Someone in her corner should say, take a year off, let's just clear everything, take a year off and do your thing.

02:20:52.000 And she, with her strong will, she might think she can come back sooner than she can, right?

02:20:57.000 And that's where your fucking people around, you should be like, no, we know you want to, this is the game plan.

02:21:02.000 Her manager should be like, here's the game plan.

02:21:05.000 She needs to take a year off, but of everything except wrestling, she should move to Iowa, buy a ranch, Just, you know what I mean?

02:21:13.000 You can't fly him here?

02:21:14.000 Buy a wrench, then you gotta sell that wrench after you move.

02:21:17.000 Maybe rent a wrench.

02:21:18.000 Bring all the girlfriends out there, you know what I mean?

02:21:20.000 And wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle, wrestle.

02:21:24.000 Good luck selling some shit from Iowa.

02:21:25.000 Go to Oklahoma for a couple months, Iowa for another couple months, Illinois, just hang out with all them wrestlers.

02:21:31.000 Or just make a shitload of movies for a year and then just do your thing.

02:21:34.000 Well, not only that, I mean, there's some good wrestling in California.

02:21:37.000 Fuck yes.

02:21:38.000 You're gonna get plenty.

02:21:39.000 She needs to get away from all this shit.

02:21:41.000 She needs to go find a cornfield.

02:21:44.000 Yeah, cornfield and run it during the day.

02:21:47.000 Like that Kevin Costner movie?

02:21:48.000 Yes.

02:21:49.000 Field of Dreams?

02:21:49.000 How long before the HBO Ronda movie comes out?

02:21:52.000 Just Ronda.

02:21:53.000 That stuff's tough to sell now.

02:21:55.000 It's tough to sell now.

02:21:57.000 Rowdy.

02:21:57.000 It isn't if she comes back.

02:21:59.000 Tough to sell?

02:22:00.000 Are you kidding?

02:22:00.000 This is the best.

02:22:01.000 It's better than ever now.

02:22:02.000 Are you kidding?

02:22:03.000 Only if she wins a comeback, my man.

02:22:04.000 Remember when Rocky lost against Mr. T the first time they fought twice in Rocky III, and he got his ass kicked in the first one?

02:22:09.000 Do you know that?

02:22:10.000 Remember that?

02:22:11.000 This is not real.

02:22:12.000 That set up that main event.

02:22:12.000 This is not real.

02:22:15.000 That's fake, my man.

02:22:16.000 No, but what I'm talking about, if it's in the movie, that's how you get people excited.

02:22:20.000 Eddie Rao was high.

02:22:22.000 You know what?

02:22:23.000 He got beat.

02:22:24.000 He got beat at like...

02:22:25.000 You got an ambient.

02:22:26.000 Hey, Rocky got beat like at the one hour...

02:22:31.000 He got knocked out at the 1 hour 20 minute mark.

02:22:34.000 I thought, how could this be?

02:22:35.000 How could he lose?

02:22:36.000 Is the movie over?

02:22:37.000 But the movie wasn't over.

02:22:39.000 It wasn't over.

02:22:40.000 It wasn't over.

02:22:41.000 Right now, there's still 45 minutes left in the Ronda movie.

02:22:44.000 This is where she comes back.

02:22:46.000 Only watch if there's a comeback.

02:22:48.000 This is where she moves to Iowa.

02:22:49.000 Instead of Rocky going to the fucking mountains, she's going to go to Iowa.

02:22:52.000 By herself.

02:22:53.000 No girlfriends or nothing.

02:22:54.000 Do they just write that part or do they actually show it?

02:22:56.000 Hey, you know what?

02:22:57.000 She's working on her autobiography.

02:22:58.000 Is she working on the wrong story?

02:23:00.000 Well, now she's got the best part ever.

02:23:02.000 Well, she had the book already, right?

02:23:03.000 She's got that?

02:23:04.000 The book's already come out.

02:23:08.000 There's no end chapter in that book.

02:23:10.000 This is the best part.

02:23:10.000 They need to fucking fill an extra chapter and download online.

02:23:13.000 This is her chance to go Rocky III on everybody.

02:23:17.000 You know what's really crazy?

02:23:18.000 Is that she's the favorite in the rematch.

02:23:20.000 Yeah, that's pretty nuts.

02:23:22.000 That's fucking insane.

02:23:23.000 What are you basing that?

02:23:24.000 Who's making the odds?

02:23:25.000 That seems...

02:23:26.000 Someone already makes odds for a fight that's not gonna happen.

02:23:29.000 Yeah, they do that all the time.

02:23:31.000 Like, there's odds for John DC already.

02:23:33.000 But you can't...

02:23:34.000 Can you bet?

02:23:35.000 Can you throw money down?

02:23:36.000 I don't think you can bet yet, no.

02:23:37.000 No.

02:23:38.000 So there's odds, they've established odds just to what?

02:23:40.000 Just to jerk off?

02:23:41.000 Probably.

02:23:43.000 Here's a look, yeah.

02:23:44.000 You have a look.

02:23:46.000 Jerk off online.

02:23:47.000 Yeah, it seems to me that you can't make Holly anything but the favorite.

02:23:51.000 100%.

02:23:51.000 I couldn't imagine.

02:23:53.000 We saw them fight.

02:23:54.000 We saw how it played out.

02:23:55.000 We saw how strong Holly looked.

02:23:56.000 We saw Holly take Ronda down.

02:23:58.000 We saw Holly completely light her up, standing.

02:24:01.000 I knew, like, early in the first round, Ronda was in trouble.

02:24:04.000 Trouble, yes, right away.

02:24:05.000 You see that look on her face.

02:24:06.000 Well, it's also Holly's movement.

02:24:08.000 She was so light on her feet, and she was countering so well.

02:24:12.000 I was like, unless Ronda lands a bump, she did land one good left hook, but it was right before Holly took her down.

02:24:18.000 Like, she landed one good left hook that made her sit down.

02:24:20.000 Dude, watch Holly's old boxing fights, and she eats some fucking shots from world-class boxing opponents and just keeps on keeping on.

02:24:27.000 Did you see the one fight where she got KO'd?

02:24:29.000 Yes.

02:24:29.000 That's hard to watch.

02:24:30.000 The fight's great, though.

02:24:32.000 It's back and forth like a motherfucker.

02:24:33.000 But it's a brutal KO. It's a brutal KO through the ropes.

02:24:37.000 Yeah.

02:24:37.000 Dude, I had a guy in Starbucks ask me, I wanted to slap the fuck out and throw this scolding hot coffee on him.

02:24:42.000 He goes, hey, man, heard the fight was fixed.

02:24:46.000 I get that a ton.

02:24:48.000 People ask me, hey, I heard that fight was fixed.

02:24:50.000 You fucking moron.

02:24:51.000 Yeah, Rondo's like, let's fix this fight.

02:24:53.000 And in this fight, you're going to outclass me on the feet, and then the second round, fucking kick my head off.

02:24:59.000 Because that's how we want this to go.

02:25:01.000 People are so dumb they shouldn't be able to talk.

02:25:03.000 There's some people that are walking amongst us that might as well be like shrews out in the forest.

02:25:08.000 Straight up.

02:25:08.000 Foraging for roots and berries.

02:25:10.000 100%.

02:25:10.000 They might as well be, but they live in a society where they can get a job doing some stupid...

02:25:15.000 Move this box over there.

02:25:16.000 Okay.

02:25:17.000 God, I hate my job.

02:25:18.000 It's a weird world, man.

02:25:18.000 And they go and do that, and then they get health insurance, and then they survive.

02:25:22.000 And then they fucking go to the hospital, and someone way smarter than them fixes whatever thing's wrong with them.

02:25:27.000 For reals, man.

02:25:28.000 And they pretend like they're people, but they're not.

02:25:30.000 They're like talking shrews.

02:25:31.000 Dude, this guy was like mad at me because I looked at him and go, are you serious?

02:25:34.000 And he goes, dude, it's not crazy to think that.

02:25:36.000 I'm like, no, it's fucking insane to think that.

02:25:39.000 It's not crazy.

02:25:39.000 It's just stupid as fuck.

02:25:40.000 It's stupid as fuck.

02:25:41.000 That's like, you shouldn't be able to comment on fighting if you think that that looks like a fake fight.

02:25:45.000 Like, that's like me looking at an airplane going, how's that flying, bro?

02:25:48.000 It's metal.

02:25:49.000 I know.

02:25:50.000 Bro, it's metal.

02:25:51.000 How's something metal fly?

02:25:53.000 It's crazy, man.

02:25:53.000 Just shut the fuck up.

02:25:54.000 Like, it's really that stupid.

02:25:56.000 To think that fight is fake.

02:25:57.000 There's some weird conspiracy theory where they're like, ah, let's have Ronda lose.

02:26:00.000 No, that's the worst thing that could happen for them.

02:26:02.000 Let's not do that.

02:26:02.000 Speaking of conspiracies...

02:26:04.000 What do you got, Eddie?

02:26:05.000 No, I'm just kidding.

02:26:07.000 That was a perfect segue into Tower 7. You think Rocky's real, huh?

02:26:10.000 Kim Charles.

02:26:11.000 Rocky.

02:26:12.000 Are we going to war?

02:26:13.000 I'm not saying it was real.

02:26:14.000 Are we going to war?

02:26:15.000 That's how movies are made.

02:26:17.000 That's what movies are made of.

02:26:19.000 She's in the middle of a real movie.

02:26:20.000 No, I get it.

02:26:21.000 No, she's in the middle of some real shit.

02:26:22.000 Yeah, some real shit.

02:26:23.000 This ain't a movie.

02:26:24.000 This story might not end like Rocky.

02:26:26.000 Oh, we totally understand what you're talking about.

02:26:28.000 I got it.

02:26:28.000 Rocky III. You look at what a long time ago.

02:26:32.000 We got it.

02:26:34.000 If you look at the difference between her life just a couple of months ago and her life now, boy, after Brazil, she's on top of the fucking world, right?

02:26:43.000 She's cheered in Brazil, beats Bechco Heia by KO. The whole thing is just spectacular.

02:26:48.000 The whole world falls at her feet.

02:26:49.000 What is it, ESPN or Sports Illustrated called her the greatest female athlete ever?

02:26:53.000 She's on the cover of Ring!

02:26:54.000 Who was it?

02:26:55.000 Damn!

02:26:56.000 Cover of Ring magazine.

02:26:57.000 It was either ESPN or Sports Illustrated.

02:26:59.000 One of them.

02:27:00.000 But whatever it is.

02:27:01.000 She won an ESPY for Fighter of the Year, beat up Floyd Mayweather.

02:27:05.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

02:27:06.000 And then Holly Holm said, that's cool.

02:27:08.000 Check this out.

02:27:09.000 Shadoosh!

02:27:10.000 And then fucking...

02:27:11.000 Shadoosh!

02:27:12.000 Shadoosh!

02:27:14.000 Kick that bitch into fucking 1997, and now here we are.

02:27:18.000 That head kick, too, man.

02:27:19.000 The way she did it, LaRonda was like stumbling back, and she didn't even see it coming.

02:27:24.000 It's like Eve Edwards.

02:27:24.000 Oh!

02:27:25.000 Dude, every person tells me in her camp, every person goes, yeah, bro, no injuries.

02:27:31.000 Well, no, I get that, but her brain's probably pretty fucked up.

02:27:34.000 No, man, no injuries.

02:27:35.000 Look at me in the fucking eyes.

02:27:37.000 How can you say that?

02:27:38.000 How can anybody say that?

02:27:40.000 It's dangerous for the sport to pretend that that wasn't a devastating KO. Devastating KO. It's dangerous.

02:27:47.000 That's the worst head kick KO in the history of combat sports.

02:27:51.000 For women, not for men.

02:27:53.000 Cro Cop and Gonzaga, Gonzaga Cro Cop, all Cro Cop's fights in pride.

02:27:59.000 The reason why it's so big, the reason it's so big, we've never seen someone of that Haliburg knocked the fuck out like that.

02:28:06.000 We've never seen someone have that inner prime star get knocked the fuck out by head.

02:28:11.000 In that way, you're right.

02:28:13.000 In that way, you're right.

02:28:13.000 Yeah, that would be like if Vitor did that to Jon Jones when they fought for the title.

02:28:18.000 Yes, exactly.

02:28:19.000 If Vitor rock-holded him with a wheel kick.

02:28:21.000 Then you're like, what the fuck?

02:28:23.000 But when Krokop and Gonzaga fight, it was big, but Krokop was on TMZ every day.

02:28:29.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:28:29.000 Right, yeah.

02:28:31.000 Star-wise, yeah, it's the biggest one ever.

02:28:33.000 And it was pretty goddamn devastating.

02:28:35.000 And then when you consider the fact that she got lit up for all those hard shots in the first round.

02:28:41.000 Taken down?

02:28:41.000 Yeah, taken down.

02:28:42.000 But really, the shots that she ate to her face, and then the big head kick comes in the second round.

02:28:49.000 Like, boom.

02:28:50.000 After missing that crazy wild left hook, Holly ducks under, looks like a ghost.

02:28:55.000 But you see interviews where everyone's like, no, her lip's fine.

02:28:57.000 Doesn't matter.

02:28:58.000 No, it's not, man!

02:28:59.000 No, her lip got fucking split.

02:29:01.000 She has stitches.

02:29:02.000 Okay, but she got fucked up.

02:29:04.000 She had her on the ground for a bit.

02:29:06.000 She had her in the car for a bit.

02:29:08.000 She didn't really have the arm hooked.

02:29:09.000 She didn't have the arm hooked.

02:29:11.000 It wasn't really that close.

02:29:13.000 But the thing about the KO is, it's not about what you're seeing on the outside.

02:29:18.000 Obviously, her nose was bleeding.

02:29:19.000 She had blood in her mouth.

02:29:21.000 Whatever stitches she had to have on her lip, that's all going to heal up.

02:29:24.000 That's fine.

02:29:25.000 But inside the dome...

02:29:27.000 That's a head kick.

02:29:29.000 Brain's a brain, son.

02:29:30.000 Honestly, the faceplant, too.

02:29:31.000 The faceplant was a hammer fist, and then the hammer fist.

02:29:34.000 Those didn't help.

02:29:35.000 When's the last time you saw females get fucked up like that?

02:29:38.000 Yo, and Holly's got some thighs on her, dude.

02:29:41.000 I bet there's a lot of pop to those kicks.

02:29:43.000 Fuck yeah.

02:29:44.000 Because the way she bounces around the octagon, that's some serious force behind those legs.

02:29:48.000 Did you see Rhonda called it before on Jimmy Kimmel?

02:29:52.000 She's like, she thinks she's going to kick me in the head, but I don't think so.

02:29:56.000 They have to She's gonna get me frustrated.

02:29:58.000 She called it all.

02:29:59.000 Yeah, she really did.

02:30:00.000 You know, I think you have to live a stoic, singular existence to be a fighter at the highest level when you're fighting someone as dangerous as like a Holly Holm.

02:30:11.000 And that's what Holly did.

02:30:12.000 She lived a stoic, singular existence.

02:30:16.000 She lived for a purpose.

02:30:17.000 She did her media obligations, but she trained like a fucking wild beast.

02:30:21.000 She didn't have any movie distractions.

02:30:22.000 She didn't have all this other stuff.

02:30:23.000 Since she was 15 with the same staff.

02:30:26.000 And she's got nasty skills, man.

02:30:29.000 And she's been in world championship fights multiple times.

02:30:32.000 Meanwhile, why didn't we see this coming?

02:30:34.000 I agree.

02:30:36.000 If you go back to that fight podcast, the last of the fighting rebellion...

02:30:39.000 No, we all said it was ridiculous.

02:30:40.000 Not me.

02:30:40.000 I thought that Amanda Nunes would be a more dangerous fight because she had just finished Sarah McMahon.

02:30:46.000 She's got KO power.

02:30:48.000 She fucked Kat Zingano up in that first round pretty bad.

02:30:51.000 I was like, she's a dangerous fight.

02:30:52.000 Amanda Nunes is dangerous.

02:30:55.000 If you look at it, we're all wrong, but if you go back and- The Raquel Pennington fight is what really threw me off.

02:31:01.000 Split decision.

02:31:01.000 I agree.

02:31:01.000 Her previous Austin experiences and her previous fights, I was like, ah, I don't really see it.

02:31:06.000 She looked good.

02:31:07.000 But if you go back and look at Holly's resume, you're like, oh, fuck yeah, man.

02:31:12.000 Fuck yeah.

02:31:13.000 When she was bouncing around in the octagon, too, you're like, she's got some serious movement.

02:31:19.000 There was no one that Rod had ever fought the move like that.

02:31:23.000 Compare her to Alexis Davis.

02:31:25.000 I mean, there's just no comparison in the movement.

02:31:27.000 No, she made Sarah McMahon look like a tortoise.

02:31:30.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:31:30.000 Sarah McMahon's like a tank.

02:31:32.000 Yes.

02:31:33.000 She didn't even try to hide it.

02:31:34.000 She came right in the ring.

02:31:35.000 She showed exactly what she was going to do the entire time.

02:31:38.000 She always does that.

02:31:38.000 As she's coming in, while they're doing the name call-out, she's like, I'm going to be going left and right.

02:31:43.000 When Rhonda went to throw that left hook and she just, and Rhonda ran into the cage, she turns around like, What the fuck?

02:31:50.000 She was already stunned and dazed.

02:31:52.000 Like the fucking Matrix.

02:31:53.000 She was already in trouble.

02:31:54.000 Yeah, she had like eyes were here.

02:31:56.000 Like fucking, oh god.

02:31:58.000 It's not Snowflake.

02:32:00.000 It's weird for the world to see that, but I think, like we were saying, like ultimately I think for martial arts it's good.

02:32:07.000 You have to know that you've got to have all your ducks in order, and you have to know that you've got to be able to do everything.

02:32:14.000 And stay humble, my friends.

02:32:16.000 And stay humble.

02:32:16.000 Stay thirsty, my friends.

02:32:18.000 Stay thirsty, my friends.

02:32:19.000 Stay humble, motherfuckers.

02:32:20.000 Otherwise, you're going to get kicked into humbleness.

02:32:22.000 But there's a lot of money in not being humble.

02:32:24.000 I was going to say.

02:32:25.000 I was about to say.

02:32:25.000 Conor McGregor.

02:32:26.000 There's a different, though.

02:32:27.000 Conor McGregor, he talks some shit, but after the fight, he gives respect, and he's humble.

02:32:32.000 Hugging guys.

02:32:33.000 Like, he's a great champion.

02:32:34.000 You know, this guy has great skills.

02:32:36.000 Ronda's not like that, man.

02:32:38.000 Right.

02:32:38.000 That's why everyone, these memes and all this shit's coming out.

02:32:40.000 Even Floyd Mayweather's humble.

02:32:42.000 After he's like, dude, he's a great fighter, man.

02:32:44.000 Right, right, right.

02:32:45.000 Yeah.

02:32:46.000 That's the difference.

02:32:46.000 I see what you're saying.

02:32:47.000 What is that?

02:32:48.000 What is that from?

02:32:49.000 I think it's this anger that she has to fight with.

02:32:52.000 It's this hole that she's had since losing her dad.

02:32:55.000 It's just this dark darkness.

02:32:56.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:32:57.000 Ooh.

02:32:58.000 It's tough, man.

02:33:00.000 Dude, you just killed my day.

02:33:01.000 He just went there.

02:33:02.000 He just went there.

02:33:03.000 Yeah, that's dark.

02:33:04.000 Yeah, she gets real.

02:33:07.000 For martial artists, though, when you watch that fight, it's such an important lesson that regardless of hype, regardless of past accomplishments, regardless of past performances that have looked spectacular, you've got to analyze all the movements.

02:33:22.000 Especially in the UFC. Everything.

02:33:24.000 Especially in the UFC. Like, boxing, you can start off a round of You might see a box go down four rounds, whatever, and they come back.

02:33:30.000 In the UFC, there is no, all right, I'm going to figure it out.

02:33:34.000 No, man, especially at a world-class level.

02:33:36.000 They're going to murk you out.

02:33:38.000 There's so many ways to lose.

02:33:39.000 Yeah, that's a big thing.

02:33:41.000 You don't have room for error at that level.

02:33:43.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:33:44.000 Yeah.

02:33:45.000 It's pretty crazy.

02:33:46.000 Pretty crazy to watch such a shift, like a changing, not just a changing of the guards, but like a...

02:33:53.000 Just a shifting of reality.

02:33:55.000 Is there a Dwayne Ludwig of wrestling?

02:33:56.000 A guy who's taken dudes that weren't that good at wrestling and now they're just taking everybody down.

02:34:01.000 Lister Bowling.

02:34:01.000 Yeah, Lister Bowling.

02:34:02.000 Muscle Farm Gym.

02:34:04.000 Lister's great.

02:34:06.000 They have T.J. Dillashaw there now, Neil Magny.

02:34:09.000 She's got to get on the wrestling.

02:34:10.000 That year off should be wrestling every day.

02:34:12.000 There's a bunch of guys.

02:34:12.000 Kenny Johnson.

02:34:13.000 There's a ton of good guys, yeah.

02:34:15.000 A lot of people could help her with wrestling.

02:34:18.000 That's all she should be doing.

02:34:19.000 Brennan had a good point about her knees, though.

02:34:20.000 I was going to say that, too.

02:34:22.000 Adaptation, man.

02:34:23.000 I mean, everyone's different.

02:34:24.000 If you've got bad knees, you've got to pull guard down.

02:34:25.000 Like, Rhonda can't do road work.

02:34:27.000 She can't do road work because of her knees.

02:34:29.000 She doesn't do road work?

02:34:30.000 No?

02:34:30.000 Like you see her jog on the sand, but she can't jump on the road and do work because it'd fuck her knees up.

02:34:34.000 Wow.

02:34:34.000 Do you think she's been doing judo since she was in diapers?

02:34:37.000 That's some shit, man.

02:34:38.000 All their tossing, all the knee movement.

02:34:41.000 Yeah, I had a buddy that I shredded knee from judo.

02:34:44.000 Judo's gnarly, man, in a gi.

02:34:45.000 Especially doing it at her level.

02:34:47.000 What?

02:34:48.000 Yeah.

02:34:48.000 Yeah, man.

02:34:49.000 Yeah.

02:34:50.000 Well, I wonder if they could get that stem cell shit and shoot it in there.

02:34:54.000 I'm sure.

02:34:54.000 Pump it back up.

02:34:56.000 It's gonna be very interesting times because Holly's also 34, so you gotta think like how much longer can she compete at this level?

02:35:04.000 Like without any performance-enhancing drugs, let's just be honest, right?

02:35:08.000 When you start hitting the 30s, like it starts to wane.

02:35:12.000 The body stops.

02:35:13.000 Especially with her experience.

02:35:15.000 Yeah, like when we were kids, boxers, when they would hit like 34, 35, it was over.

02:35:20.000 You know, NFL running backs, as soon as they hit 30, game over.

02:35:23.000 If you're 28, they're a little sketchy.

02:35:26.000 Really?

02:35:27.000 30, you're taking the back of the shed.

02:35:30.000 Isn't that crazy?

02:35:31.000 Is that because of the damage that you take?

02:35:33.000 Yeah, man.

02:35:33.000 All the wear and tear.

02:35:35.000 After 30, it never works out.

02:35:36.000 After a couple knee surgeries and you're running back, that's why there's been so many scrambling quarterbacks that they come into the NFL and this one's going to scramble his way to the Super Bowl.

02:35:49.000 And their scramblers are hard like Michael Vick.

02:35:51.000 But then they get hurt once, they get hurt twice, and now they can't scramble.

02:35:55.000 Now they're forced to throw in the pocket.

02:35:57.000 Then their careers fall apart.

02:35:58.000 What's going to be interesting to see in the UFC after...

02:36:01.000 Let's say Ronda were just like, you know what?

02:36:03.000 Fuck this noise.

02:36:04.000 I'm out.

02:36:04.000 I got so much money.

02:36:05.000 I'm Scrooge McDuck of girls.

02:36:07.000 So he...

02:36:08.000 She peaces out.

02:36:09.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:36:10.000 What happens to women's MMA? Because you can paint it how you want, but there's no...

02:36:14.000 Rhonda made women's MMA. She's a superstar.

02:36:17.000 There's no other headliner like her.

02:36:19.000 It would be Gina.

02:36:21.000 It would be the same thing.

02:36:22.000 Nope, nope.

02:36:23.000 You can't have Paige as a main event on a pay-per-view.

02:36:26.000 It would never happen.

02:36:26.000 Yes, you can't.

02:36:27.000 No, you can't.

02:36:27.000 Against Johanna?

02:36:28.000 Are you kidding?

02:36:29.000 No, that's not a main event.

02:36:30.000 That's not going to sell pay-per-views.

02:36:31.000 That's what they said about Rhonda.

02:36:33.000 No, they didn't.

02:36:34.000 She was a superstar since day one.

02:36:36.000 Paige doesn't have the kind of skills that Ronda has yet.

02:36:39.000 She doesn't have the finish rate.

02:36:40.000 She doesn't have the max factor.

02:36:41.000 She might be able to develop those because she's really young and she's only been fighting for a short amount of time.

02:36:47.000 Paige, she's very scrappy.

02:36:49.000 She's very aggressive.

02:36:50.000 She trains hard.

02:36:53.000 She fights hard.

02:36:54.000 She's not Ronda Rousey.

02:36:55.000 Not yet, but she could be.

02:36:56.000 Not yet, she could be.

02:36:57.000 I'm just saying, right now, if Ronda dips out, Holly Holm vs.

02:37:02.000 Misha Tate is a co-main event.

02:37:03.000 I would love it.

02:37:03.000 It's a co-main event.

02:37:04.000 There's a dude as a main event.

02:37:06.000 There's no other girl right now who could carry a pay-per-view card.

02:37:09.000 You're batshit crazy.

02:37:10.000 I think Holly can.

02:37:11.000 You're crazy.

02:37:12.000 I think Holly can carry a card right now if she can.

02:37:14.000 I think Joanna vs.

02:37:15.000 Paige Van Zandt could headline a show.

02:37:17.000 That's a fight night.

02:37:18.000 You don't think Misha Tate vs.

02:37:20.000 Holly Holm could headline a pay-per-view?

02:37:22.000 Not at all.

02:37:23.000 What about Cyborg Holly Holm?

02:37:24.000 I think that's a co-main event.

02:37:26.000 What about Cyborg Holly Holm?

02:37:29.000 Hell yeah, that's a main event.

02:37:30.000 Yeah, but it's a main event, but does the general public know who Cyborg is?

02:37:33.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:37:34.000 They could change that real quick.

02:37:36.000 No, they can't.

02:37:37.000 They just roll out the marketing machine, boom, they got so much power.

02:37:40.000 They could blow Cyborg the fuck out of the wall.

02:37:43.000 I disagree.

02:37:44.000 If you want to go deep with the marketing, do you mention the fact that Cyborg's tested positive for Cyborg?

02:37:49.000 No, you don't say shit.

02:37:50.000 You don't even bring that up.

02:37:51.000 The media's gonna find out and just...

02:37:54.000 I mean, because if you have Cyborg...

02:37:56.000 Listen, Cyborg has skills...

02:37:57.000 But doesn't that make it, like, more enticing?

02:38:01.000 But with her looks, with her looks, and it's like, what the fuck?

02:38:03.000 Who's gonna buy that?

02:38:05.000 They're gonna be like, what the fuck are we doing?

02:38:07.000 Well, everybody, me, you...

02:38:09.000 We're some meatheads.

02:38:10.000 We're some bros.

02:38:11.000 We're some bros.

02:38:12.000 You hate women, don't you?

02:38:13.000 No, I love women.

02:38:14.000 I hate them.

02:38:15.000 You hate women?

02:38:16.000 Bro, come on.

02:38:17.000 Bro.

02:38:18.000 I mean, would I pay for that weather girl to get in the outgun?

02:38:21.000 Yeah, I would!

02:38:22.000 Is she a headliner?

02:38:25.000 I'm just saying, what Rhonda did for the sport, there's no one even close.

02:38:28.000 No, not right now.

02:38:29.000 Right now, every other girl would come right now.

02:38:31.000 Right.

02:38:31.000 When you go to like Cyborg footage, what was amazing about Cyborg when she beat Gina was how terrifying she was.

02:38:40.000 It was a different kind of force.

02:38:42.000 I agree.

02:38:43.000 Eight years ago.

02:38:44.000 And swole and she was chasing down Gina.

02:38:46.000 It's just, it was a different thing.

02:38:48.000 It was scary to see.

02:38:49.000 It was a very aggressive, powerful energy.

02:38:51.000 Now, if you add that to, like, accusations and you show the positive test results.

02:38:58.000 And then she's your champ.

02:38:59.000 Yeah.

02:39:00.000 Okay, then she's your champ.

02:39:01.000 Then what happens to women's MMA? It goes...

02:39:03.000 Serena Williams with six months of sprawl training.

02:39:10.000 Serena Williams with six months of sprawl training.

02:39:13.000 She comes out flying knee to you in the head.

02:39:17.000 Can you imagine how fast that girl could explode?

02:39:20.000 Think about how she explodes off the line to tennis.

02:39:22.000 They have to explode left and explode right.

02:39:24.000 Hand-eye coordination?

02:39:25.000 Teach her a flying knee.

02:39:28.000 Shaboom!

02:39:29.000 Oh my god.

02:39:29.000 Just launches through the air.

02:39:31.000 Boom!

02:39:32.000 Not Ash, just ten minutes behind.

02:39:35.000 Fucking sick.

02:39:38.000 I wish, man.

02:39:40.000 I'm just saying, women's MMA, if Ronda pieces out, has a long ways to go.

02:39:43.000 Right.

02:39:44.000 And Cyborg isn't your answer.

02:39:46.000 No, it's true.

02:39:46.000 If Cyborg's your champ, it kills women's MMA for a little bit.

02:39:49.000 How dare you?

02:39:49.000 And Holly doesn't have the personality to carry the torch like Ronda does.

02:39:53.000 I think she does.

02:39:53.000 I think she has that Ronda Couture personality.

02:39:55.000 I agree with Eddie.

02:39:57.000 There's room for that.

02:39:57.000 There's room for that great American good girl that everyone's going to be behind, who's the best striker in women's MMA. Chris Wyman's that guy.

02:40:05.000 Then why is Yeah, but Chris Weidman didn't knock out Ronda Rousey.

02:40:09.000 You know, it's not the same thing.

02:40:10.000 If there was some male version of Ronda Rousey that was like, fuck the world, you know, some like Junie Browning type character that became a world champion.

02:40:19.000 I haven't heard that name in forever!

02:40:22.000 You brought out Junie Browning, son!

02:40:24.000 I'm just saying a male version of that.

02:40:27.000 Like War Machine.

02:40:28.000 Brash, like aggressive, but they would have to be really good too.

02:40:32.000 They have to have the skills to back it up.

02:40:33.000 They would have to be undefeated, smashing.

02:40:35.000 It would have to be like a new entity.

02:40:37.000 A male Ronda Rousey.

02:40:40.000 Like if he knocked out and just flattened Jon Jones, Chris Weidman would be fucking king of the world.

02:40:45.000 Yes.

02:40:46.000 He wants to fight Jon Jones.

02:40:47.000 You know that.

02:40:48.000 Yeah.

02:40:48.000 But you know what?

02:40:49.000 What's interesting is, like I said, he's like 190 something now.

02:40:53.000 Like 193. That's tough.

02:40:54.000 Eating right.

02:40:55.000 Yeah, it's interesting.

02:40:56.000 I wonder what he's doing.

02:40:58.000 He should be 170 then.

02:40:58.000 Well, that fight might not happen because John's getting bigger and Chris is getting smaller.

02:41:02.000 What if Chris goes to Welderweight?

02:41:04.000 Good luck.

02:41:06.000 Good luck, everybody.

02:41:07.000 I want to see those pictures of him at 190, man.

02:41:10.000 I know.

02:41:10.000 He's got to be really skinny for 190. Yeah, I would imagine.

02:41:14.000 Because he was walking too...

02:41:16.000 He's a big boy.

02:41:18.000 Weidman is such a freak.

02:41:20.000 Such a beast.

02:41:21.000 He's a beast.

02:41:22.000 And like Jon Jones, grew up with his brother beating the fuck out of him.

02:41:26.000 Yeah, man.

02:41:26.000 That's a big factor with a lot of fighters.

02:41:28.000 It really is, man.

02:41:29.000 You're in competition in the house all the time.

02:41:32.000 I was, my record against my brother, I was one out of 3,000.

02:41:36.000 Just a shitty, shitty record.

02:41:38.000 Just beat the brakes off me all the time.

02:41:40.000 We had to go to anger management, it got so bad.

02:41:42.000 Really?

02:41:43.000 Oh yeah, it got so bad.

02:41:44.000 That's funny, because you're so tight now, it's funny.

02:41:46.000 Yeah, we're super tight.

02:41:47.000 That's weird how that works like that.

02:41:48.000 Yeah, he's a serial killer.

02:41:50.000 Brothers have issues like that.

02:41:51.000 It's like Matt Hughes and his brother used to look the same, they looked exactly like each other, and they would beat the fuck out of each other.

02:41:57.000 Look at John Jones.

02:41:59.000 His two brothers are straight freaks.

02:42:01.000 One's one of the best players in the NFL. Just the three of them beating each other up.

02:42:04.000 My brother would fuck me up.

02:42:06.000 I would have to be a slave.

02:42:07.000 He was four years older than me.

02:42:09.000 When he was 12, I was eight.

02:42:10.000 In a summer vacation, I was the remote control.

02:42:14.000 I turned off the lights.

02:42:15.000 Are you guys close now?

02:42:16.000 Yeah, we're cool.

02:42:18.000 We're cool.

02:42:19.000 Sounds really good.

02:42:21.000 No, we're cordial.

02:42:22.000 No, no, we're great.

02:42:24.000 It's going to suck if you beat your brother up and your brother becomes a martial arts champion.

02:42:29.000 You're like, shit.

02:42:31.000 He's a blue belt.

02:42:32.000 He's a blue belt.

02:42:34.000 Whatever.

02:42:35.000 Like I said.

02:42:37.000 He's a blue belt, man.

02:42:39.000 Far cry from Eddie Bravo.

02:42:41.000 A little bit of a step.

02:42:42.000 He used to sock me ten times in the shoulder for every time I'd fart.

02:42:46.000 He could fart any time he wanted, but if I farted, I'd have to take socks to the shoulder.

02:42:50.000 Wow, how rude.

02:42:51.000 Jesus, man.

02:42:52.000 Sounds like he was a bully.

02:42:53.000 Weird fart games.

02:42:56.000 Eddie liked the punishment, so he's farting on purpose.

02:43:00.000 Hit me.

02:43:03.000 Hit me.

02:43:05.000 Here we go.

02:43:07.000 Fart battles.

02:43:09.000 Brother and sister fart battles.

02:43:10.000 Any brothers or sisters, Ben?

02:43:12.000 Yeah.

02:43:12.000 Yeah, I got three brothers.

02:43:14.000 I actually got a twin.

02:43:15.000 Fraternal twin and a sister.

02:43:17.000 I didn't know that.

02:43:18.000 Yeah, he doesn't do martial arts.

02:43:20.000 He's actually extremely passive on a physical level, but he was into politics and whatnot.

02:43:27.000 He was...

02:43:29.000 Man, I forget what it is.

02:43:30.000 House of Representatives.

02:43:32.000 Damn!

02:43:32.000 Out in Florida.

02:43:34.000 So on a political and verbal level, he was always the guy that would sit there and run his mouth and I would get angry and emotional and punch him.

02:43:41.000 Is he physically similar to you?

02:43:43.000 What's that?

02:43:44.000 Physically?

02:43:44.000 I mean, he's tall too.

02:43:46.000 I'm more built.

02:43:50.000 But I definitely had my older brother do karate and then try damn spinning back kicks on me and fucking random shit.

02:43:56.000 Hey, just stand right there.

02:43:58.000 No way.

02:43:58.000 Fuck you?

02:43:59.000 What a dick.

02:44:00.000 What an asshole.

02:44:01.000 Yeah, that's why you can't leave boys alone.

02:44:03.000 Weird shit happens, man.

02:44:05.000 Then they cover up the crime.

02:44:07.000 Oh, yeah.

02:44:08.000 How did he get buried?

02:44:09.000 I don't know.

02:44:09.000 He fucking died and shit.

02:44:15.000 But it's amazing.

02:44:16.000 Like, John Jones, right, grows up with two super-athlete brothers.

02:44:19.000 All three of them beat the fuck out of each other.

02:44:22.000 Rhonda, three sisters, picked on her.

02:44:24.000 Yeah.

02:44:25.000 Isn't that interesting how that works like that?

02:44:27.000 It's weird, right?

02:44:27.000 It's interesting.

02:44:28.000 It's interesting, like, Weidman...

02:44:31.000 I don't think Weidman...

02:44:32.000 I shouldn't talk on this, because I don't know, but I know he had...

02:44:35.000 Fights with his brother.

02:44:36.000 I don't think they talk too much anymore.

02:44:38.000 I bet the Noguera twins are totally tight.

02:44:40.000 They seem like they're like...

02:44:41.000 Yeah, they seem different, right?

02:44:41.000 They grew up competing.

02:44:43.000 Yeah.

02:44:44.000 They seem different.

02:44:45.000 They don't seem like...

02:44:46.000 But what do we know?

02:44:47.000 They seem like they bang chicks together growing up.

02:44:50.000 For sure.

02:44:51.000 Yeah, you wish, Playboy.

02:44:53.000 I can see them now kicking off their...

02:44:55.000 Who's a metaphor?

02:44:56.000 Pulling up to the cabana.

02:44:58.000 In their geese.

02:44:59.000 Fucking chimp.

02:45:00.000 That's my guac.

02:45:03.000 Are you Big Nog or Little Nog?

02:45:06.000 You tell me, girl.

02:45:09.000 You're the same Nog.

02:45:12.000 It's one of them Nogs.

02:45:13.000 I don't know who it was.

02:45:14.000 I'm not sure.

02:45:16.000 So, Ben, you're on the Boston card.

02:45:18.000 Yeah.

02:45:19.000 That's a good card.

02:45:20.000 Yeah, really good, man.

02:45:20.000 That's a T.J. Dillashaw fight with Hennem, not Hennem Burrell.

02:45:24.000 Cruz.

02:45:24.000 Dominic Cruz.

02:45:25.000 Damn!

02:45:27.000 Big, big, big fight.

02:45:28.000 Big fight.

02:45:29.000 Huge.

02:45:29.000 Big fight.

02:45:30.000 Just for Dominic and his fucking injuries.

02:45:33.000 I know, man.

02:45:33.000 I'm curious to see how, I'd show up Dominic makes it to the fight.

02:45:36.000 I'm curious to see how that fight goes.

02:45:37.000 It's still January.

02:45:38.000 That's a whole month of training.

02:45:40.000 It's a long time.

02:45:41.000 That's a fucking crazy fight.

02:45:42.000 Holy shit.

02:45:43.000 Great fight.

02:45:43.000 Both guys just fuck people up.

02:45:45.000 TJ needs a fight like that.

02:45:47.000 It's going to boost.

02:45:48.000 Because, you know, beating Hennem Burrell, the U.S. really didn't know who he was.

02:45:51.000 So, like, all right, cool.

02:45:51.000 We know he's a big underdog.

02:45:53.000 But Dominic Cruz, granted, he's been out of the limelight.

02:45:55.000 He's a motherfucker, man.

02:45:57.000 He is.

02:45:57.000 And goddamn, how good did Dominic Cruz look in that Mitsugaki fight?

02:46:01.000 I wish I hadn't seen him fight him forever after that.

02:46:04.000 He came out like a demon.

02:46:05.000 He beat the shit out of that guy.

02:46:07.000 And TJ looks sensational in the Borowry match.

02:46:10.000 Look at that card, son.

02:46:11.000 Oh, you got Anthony Pettis, Eddie Alvarez.

02:46:13.000 Oh, shit!

02:46:15.000 Brown Mitrione's a beast of a fight.

02:46:17.000 Oh, shit!

02:46:18.000 Boch Herman.

02:46:19.000 Oh, my God.

02:46:20.000 First fight on the main card so far?

02:46:21.000 Crookshank Felder.

02:46:22.000 Possibly.

02:46:23.000 Detroit Superstar.

02:46:24.000 I love watching Detroit Superstar.

02:46:25.000 And Dan Crookshank.

02:46:26.000 Holy shit.

02:46:27.000 Dude.

02:46:28.000 Trinaldo Pearson.

02:46:29.000 Look at that sexy bitch that Patrick Cote is fighting.

02:46:32.000 Bro.

02:46:32.000 Bro, that...

02:46:32.000 That's Ben Saunders.

02:46:34.000 That Rosa-Heddy's fight is ridiculous.

02:46:36.000 That's a good fight.

02:46:37.000 Yeah.

02:46:38.000 Everyone keeps saying it could be a pay-per-view, man.

02:46:40.000 Trinaldo and Ross Pearson.

02:46:42.000 Bro, this is a fight night?

02:46:43.000 Yeah.

02:46:44.000 God damn.

02:46:44.000 This is a fight night, bro.

02:46:45.000 Fox Sports 1. Holy shit.

02:46:48.000 Dude, Darius is on the undercard?

02:46:49.000 Yep.

02:46:50.000 First fight, man.

02:46:51.000 And now is he fighting a caveman?

02:46:53.000 Against Tysimov.

02:46:53.000 Tysimov is a bad motherfucker, dude.

02:46:56.000 Dude, this should be a pay-per-view card.

02:46:59.000 That's a great card.

02:47:00.000 This is a stacked card.

02:47:01.000 You're doing this one?

02:47:02.000 Yeah, I'm doing this one.

02:47:03.000 Is this channel?

02:47:04.000 Is this Fox or Fox Sports 1?

02:47:05.000 I think this is Fox Sports 1. Is it?

02:47:08.000 That's incredible.

02:47:09.000 How is that even possible?

02:47:10.000 It's because they made it a world title fight, so they decided to have a really strong undercard to back it.

02:47:17.000 That Fielder Cronshaw is a motherfucker.

02:47:19.000 I wasn't supposed to do this fight.

02:47:21.000 This was like last minute.

02:47:23.000 Not last minute, obviously, because it's not until January.

02:47:26.000 But fairly last minute, they asked me to do it.

02:47:29.000 I wasn't scheduled to do it.

02:47:30.000 So that means that's why I can't.

02:47:32.000 I'm not even going to be there for the weigh-ins.

02:47:33.000 I won't get there until Saturday morning or Sunday morning.

02:47:36.000 They're bringing the heavy hitters.

02:47:37.000 It's on Sunday, too.

02:47:39.000 It might be like after a football game or some shit.

02:47:41.000 Dude, how about Dominic Cruz?

02:47:42.000 20-1, son.

02:47:44.000 20-1.

02:47:47.000 Who'd he lose to?

02:47:49.000 Dominic Cruz lost to...

02:47:51.000 Uriah.

02:47:51.000 Uriah, that's right.

02:47:53.000 Knowledge.

02:47:54.000 Good call, son.

02:47:55.000 WEC. Yep, WEC days.

02:47:57.000 Yeah, and then he beat him in the rematch.

02:47:59.000 Who called it?

02:47:59.000 You?

02:47:59.000 Rogan did.

02:48:00.000 Oh, Rogan.

02:48:00.000 Damn.

02:48:01.000 WEC, son.

02:48:02.000 That's a good fight.

02:48:03.000 It's a great fight.

02:48:04.000 It's going to be interesting to see who's got better footwork and movement.

02:48:08.000 I would assume TJ's the favorite, Jamie?

02:48:10.000 Yes.

02:48:11.000 Well, it's because he's been active, right?

02:48:12.000 Yes, that's a huge factor.

02:48:14.000 Okay.

02:48:15.000 That's gonna be a great fight.

02:48:16.000 Damn, Donald Raccoon has long titties.

02:48:17.000 I can't wait for Pettis and Alvarez.

02:48:19.000 I know, right?

02:48:21.000 You guys coming to the show?

02:48:23.000 Are you going to Vegas for McGregor?

02:48:25.000 Conor McGregor?

02:48:26.000 No.

02:48:26.000 You're not?

02:48:27.000 No.

02:48:27.000 So you're coming to the show?

02:48:28.000 EBI's here?

02:48:28.000 It's on Sunday, yeah.

02:48:29.000 Yeah, I'll come for sure.

02:48:30.000 You're gonna be able to make it?

02:48:31.000 You're gonna come back and boom, you're not gonna get in trouble with the wife or anything?

02:48:34.000 I'll figure out a way to mark it.

02:48:37.000 It's gonna be nuts.

02:48:38.000 That'd be fun, man.

02:48:38.000 Denny, Javi, Cummings.

02:48:42.000 Yeah, and you could also, if you're not going to be there, you could watch it on pay-per-view.

02:48:46.000 Yeah, budovideos.com slash EBI5, Sunday, December 13th.

02:48:51.000 If you can, make it live, though.

02:48:52.000 Go live.

02:48:53.000 It's so fun to see live.

02:48:54.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

02:48:55.000 It's such an exciting format.

02:48:57.000 It really changes grappling by adding that element of putting them in bad positions after it's over.

02:49:03.000 It's so awesome.

02:49:05.000 So far, people are digging it, man.

02:49:07.000 So far, the first four shows have just gotten tremendous reviews.

02:49:10.000 Yeah, everyone loves it.

02:49:10.000 Everyone loves it.

02:49:11.000 You know, it's kind of hard to have a bad show.

02:49:14.000 I mean, it could happen, but when you have 16 black belts, and it's a tournament, and you see, it's like UFC 2. Yeah, yeah.

02:49:21.000 It's kind of hard to fuck that up.

02:49:23.000 Man, it's hard.

02:49:24.000 With Cummings in there?

02:49:25.000 Everyone's fucking worried about his leg locks and he's right there gonna fucking chainsaw his way to the finals?

02:49:31.000 Probably, you know, but he's got to get through Javi, Hani, and then, you know, there's Rafael Domingos.

02:49:38.000 He's a Damien Maia prodigy.

02:49:41.000 Ruben Alvarez, another leg lock.

02:49:43.000 He's an East Coast leg lock.

02:49:45.000 He's from Florida.

02:49:46.000 Yeah, I know.

02:49:46.000 Yeah, he fucks people up.

02:49:49.000 Man, and then Kim Terra, Kyle Terra's brother's in it.

02:49:52.000 Nathan Orchard.

02:49:53.000 Fuck, man.

02:49:53.000 It's going to be crazy.

02:49:54.000 Sunday.

02:49:55.000 December 13th.

02:49:57.000 BudoVideos.com.

02:49:59.000 BudoVideos.com slash EBI5. And the first four are available at YouTube.

02:50:04.000 The live show's obviously a pay-per-view.

02:50:06.000 We're giving out last show.

02:50:09.000 Eddie Cummings won it.

02:50:10.000 And he got $20,000.

02:50:11.000 And that was a 145-pound division.

02:50:15.000 That usually doesn't happen at 145. All the money goes to the winner.

02:50:21.000 It's winner take all.

02:50:23.000 So we have to do pay-per-view.

02:50:24.000 And about a month later, a month and a half, two months later, I put it on YouTube and let everyone watch it.

02:50:29.000 So VIP Front Row is available, reserved in general admission.

02:50:33.000 Like I said, If you're in town, and you're free that day, you really should go and see it live.

02:50:39.000 Especially if you're a fan of jiu-jitsu at all, you'll see the most exciting format of jiu-jitsu.

02:50:44.000 Wild ass fucking fights.

02:50:46.000 And when these fights go to a draw, and then they put them in bad positions at the end, it gets fucking nuts.

02:50:52.000 Yeah, it's nuts.

02:50:53.000 So fun.

02:50:53.000 It's such a great idea.

02:50:55.000 Such a smart, smart way.

02:50:56.000 Just trying to make it fun.

02:50:57.000 Good for you.

02:50:58.000 Very smart.

02:50:58.000 Just trying to make it fun, you know?

02:50:59.000 Entertaining.

02:50:59.000 You know?

02:51:00.000 We got big things planned.

02:51:03.000 EBI 6 is going to be in Mexico City.

02:51:06.000 That's going to be a $50,000 grand prize.

02:51:09.000 Absolute division.

02:51:10.000 Damn, son.

02:51:11.000 Mexico City.

02:51:11.000 Boom.

02:51:12.000 Mexico?

02:51:13.000 My bad's going international?

02:51:14.000 We're going to have a Rio Trials.

02:51:16.000 Rio de Janeiro Trials for that in February and then Sao Paulo.

02:51:20.000 We're going to go to Rio, have trials.

02:51:22.000 Sao Paulo, have trials.

02:51:23.000 International, son.

02:51:23.000 Yeah, this is going to be...

02:51:24.000 God damn.

02:51:26.000 It's going to be nice.

02:51:27.000 That's beautiful.

02:51:27.000 One of the guys that's co-producing this from Tel Avisa, which is a huge network in Latin America.

02:51:32.000 I like how you said that.

02:51:32.000 Me too.

02:51:33.000 Tel Avisa.

02:51:34.000 Ay, ay, ay.

02:51:36.000 Tamas tus huevos.

02:51:37.000 Yeah.

02:51:37.000 I got that Spanish accent down.

02:51:43.000 Hijo de la Fregada.

02:51:45.000 So that's it folks.

02:51:47.000 This fucking thing's over.

02:51:48.000 Good fights.

02:51:49.000 Real good fights.

02:51:50.000 Next time we talk it'll be post post Aldo and McGregor and Weidman and Rockhold and Yoel Romero and Jacare and Max Holloway and Jeremy Stephens and Damian Maia and Gunnar Nelson.

02:52:07.000 Good shit!

02:52:08.000 Fucking googly-boogly!

02:52:10.000 Insane.

02:52:11.000 Alright, Ben Saunders MMA. Ben will be fighting on the January card on Fox Sports 1 against the lovely and talented Pat Cote.

02:52:21.000 Brendan Schaub, you might know him as the fighter from the Fighter and the Kid podcast, storming through the ranks of iTunes, kicking ass all over the world for their live shows.

02:52:31.000 Be there, he'll sing Big Dick Bandits while looking deep into your eyes.

02:52:35.000 Get your West Coast tour tickets now!

02:52:38.000 DFATK.com, son.

02:52:39.000 Plenty of gear, including mugs.

02:52:43.000 He's an official fighter in the kid.

02:52:46.000 Mugs and t-shirts.

02:52:48.000 Lots of different t-shirts that Chael Sonny keeps jacking.

02:52:52.000 Keeps jacking your shirts.

02:52:53.000 He's devious.

02:52:55.000 That's how you know you're doing something right.

02:52:56.000 He's smart.

02:52:57.000 On YouTube, EBI5 Countdown Show.

02:53:00.000 Watch that right now.

02:53:00.000 Boom.

02:53:01.000 That's it, folks.

02:53:02.000 See you soon.

02:53:02.000 Much love.

02:53:02.000 Bye-bye.

02:53:03.000 Peace.

02:53:05.000 I got my teeth.

The Joe Rogan Experience - November 28, 2015

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - November 28, 2015

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