The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion

00:00:09.000 Boom.

00:00:10.000 And we're live.

00:00:11.000 Fight Companion.

00:00:11.000 Eddie motherfucking Bravo.

00:00:14.000 Yo, yo, yo.

00:00:15.000 Brandon motherfucking Sharp.

00:00:17.000 We're here.

00:00:18.000 Fight Companion.

00:00:19.000 Darren Till versus Donald Cowboy Cerrone is the main event.

00:00:23.000 And EBI tomorrow.

00:00:25.000 Eddie Bravo.

00:00:27.000 Invitational Jiu Jitsu Tournament.

00:00:29.000 Where's that?

00:00:30.000 It's tomorrow.

00:00:31.000 Is it at the Orpheum again?

00:00:32.000 At the Orpheum downtown LA, you can get tickets at ebiofficial.com.

00:00:36.000 You can watch it on UFC Fight Pass.

00:00:38.000 And you also have a choice now to watch it on pay-per-view at inchbyinch.tv.

00:00:42.000 That's cool.

00:00:43.000 That's a great venue too, man.

00:00:45.000 That's a good move.

00:00:45.000 So if you don't have Fight Pass, you can still get it.

00:00:47.000 Yep, that's my company.

00:00:48.000 But if you don't have Fight Pass, you should get Fight Pass.

00:00:51.000 Fight Pass is the shit.

00:00:52.000 And we're watching this fight on Fight Pass right now.

00:00:54.000 And I'm not just saying Fight Pass is the shit because I'm a UFC employee.

00:00:57.000 If you're a fan of the sport, there's fucking everything on Fight Pass.

00:01:01.000 You will go down a goddamn rabbit hole.

00:01:04.000 Pride fights.

00:01:04.000 Everything.

00:01:05.000 Strike force.

00:01:06.000 Everything.

00:01:06.000 You can watch so many fights.

00:01:09.000 Invicta.

00:01:09.000 And there's also a bunch of organizations that you never heard of before that have awesome fights.

00:01:14.000 Titan.

00:01:14.000 Just the fact that you can watch any UFC fight ever, just that alone is worth it.

00:01:21.000 It's an amazing library.

00:01:22.000 Just that alone.

00:01:22.000 Just boom, you can just remember that fight, boom, you can watch it.

00:01:25.000 Remember that fight, boom, you can watch it.

00:01:27.000 On demand, son.

00:01:28.000 And the pride fights.

00:01:29.000 Pride fights, that's what I like.

00:01:31.000 That alone, it doesn't even need anything else.

00:01:33.000 We should do some fight companions for old pride fights.

00:01:36.000 The best fights of all time.

00:01:38.000 Cro Cop vs.

00:01:39.000 Fedor.

00:01:40.000 Vanderlei.

00:01:41.000 Nog vs.

00:01:42.000 Fedor.

00:01:42.000 Bob Sapp.

00:01:43.000 Bob Sapp, Noguera.

00:01:46.000 My question is, how long after UFC do they put the individual fights on Fight Pass?

00:01:52.000 That's a good question.

00:01:53.000 You're saying until they upload them?

00:01:55.000 Yeah.

00:01:55.000 There's a lot of people on this.

00:01:57.000 How long before we can see this fight on Fight Pass?

00:01:59.000 Well, this better be a classic, son.

00:02:01.000 This is on Fight Pass right now.

00:02:02.000 No, no, I mean archived.

00:02:04.000 Oh, it'll be archived right afterwards.

00:02:05.000 You think so?

00:02:06.000 How long does it take?

00:02:07.000 100%.

00:02:07.000 It's right afterwards.

00:02:08.000 Just uploads right away?

00:02:09.000 I don't think so.

00:02:10.000 Because I've tried to check fights out that just happened and they weren't up.

00:02:13.000 Maybe they were Fox fights.

00:02:15.000 If it's FX or Fox Sports 1 or Fox Sports 2, they own those.

00:02:19.000 True.

00:02:20.000 Or Fox, they own those.

00:02:21.000 They can't put those on Fight Pass?

00:02:23.000 I don't know, but I don't think so.

00:02:25.000 No way can Fox own it.

00:02:27.000 Yeah, I think they do.

00:02:28.000 That's part of the deal, son.

00:02:29.000 You don't pay all that money.

00:02:30.000 That's why they pay fuckloads of money.

00:02:31.000 They don't want to pay fuckloads of money so you can just not have Fox and just watch it on Fight Pass.

00:02:35.000 I mean, they should own it.

00:02:37.000 I mean, they're paying for it.

00:02:38.000 Yeah, but what are they doing with it?

00:02:39.000 They ain't doing shit.

00:02:40.000 They replay them all the time.

00:02:41.000 They replay...

00:02:43.000 Last night was Cain Velasquez versus Bigfoot.

00:02:45.000 And I watched that.

00:02:46.000 Damn, they're starting to replay them on Fox.

00:02:48.000 I have it on my DVR. Not because I'm cool or I'm a hipster.

00:02:56.000 Only because I'm too lazy to...

00:02:59.000 You're too lazy to turn on the TV. I have UFC Fight Night on the DVR, like, automatically set to record, and it always is recording old fights.

00:03:07.000 Always.

00:03:08.000 Super old school ones.

00:03:09.000 Constantly.

00:03:09.000 So anything that's been on fight, on FS1 or any Fox venue?

00:03:14.000 Bro, I have FS1, Fox, Spike, Bellator.

00:03:18.000 I have fucking AXS TV fights on that bitch.

00:03:21.000 Everything, man.

00:03:22.000 Foxing.

00:03:22.000 Yeah, I love AXS TV. I love Lion Fight.

00:03:25.000 Yes.

00:03:25.000 Lion Fight.

00:03:26.000 They got some fucking amazing Muay Thai.

00:03:28.000 I have some PBC boxing on there and shit.

00:03:30.000 I have everything.

00:03:31.000 So these dudes who are fighting right now, Pichota and Wilson.

00:03:38.000 I'm assuming Pichota's the guy in the red and, yeah, the little thing on the bottom.

00:03:43.000 That Wilson dude has a sick left kick, man.

00:03:45.000 He's throwing some nasty hard left kicks to the body.

00:03:47.000 But I don't know these dudes.

00:03:49.000 I heard there were some good fights on the prelims.

00:03:51.000 Artem Lobov I heard was good.

00:03:53.000 Do you know who won that, Jamie?

00:03:54.000 Do you guys know?

00:03:55.000 No.

00:03:55.000 Who did he fight?

00:03:56.000 I don't know, but he got head kicked.

00:03:57.000 Artem did?

00:03:58.000 Yeah.

00:03:58.000 He lost?

00:03:59.000 I'm not sure, but Conor was there, and he was trying to corner him, and the ref had to stop the fight.

00:04:04.000 Andre Feely.

00:04:05.000 Why?

00:04:05.000 Why did the ref have to stop the fight?

00:04:06.000 Because Conor was an official corner man and was yelling out instructions, and the ref was like, hold up.

00:04:11.000 You gotta chill, man.

00:04:12.000 Be professional.

00:04:13.000 And Conor was like, my bad.

00:04:14.000 My bad.

00:04:14.000 Really?

00:04:15.000 Yeah.

00:04:16.000 You can't yell out from your outside of the cage?

00:04:18.000 Well, he was cage side, and he walked up to the cage and was yelling instructions.

00:04:23.000 Oh, I see.

00:04:24.000 So homeboy was like, yo, you're not an official cornerman.

00:04:25.000 You only get three, not four, unless it's a title fight.

00:04:28.000 So he was too close.

00:04:29.000 Yeah, it was a distraction.

00:04:31.000 He was like, you gotta chill, man.

00:04:32.000 Oh, I see.

00:04:32.000 That's a good rule.

00:04:34.000 That really is a good rule.

00:04:35.000 That's a great rule.

00:04:35.000 Yeah, you can't have crowds of dudes that are your friends yelling, calling you a faggot.

00:04:41.000 There you go.

00:04:42.000 Yeah, look at him.

00:04:43.000 Look at this.

00:04:44.000 I mean, he just shows up everywhere with cufflinks and a beautiful suit.

00:04:48.000 He's just walking around like he owns the place.

00:04:51.000 Well, because he does.

00:04:52.000 Well, because he does.

00:04:54.000 He puts his hands at me.

00:04:55.000 It's Mark Goddard, too.

00:04:56.000 Mark Goddard's a motherfucker.

00:04:58.000 He is a motherfucker.

00:04:58.000 He's not taking any bullshit.

00:05:00.000 Oh, this dude's got the choke.

00:05:01.000 Oh.

00:05:02.000 Standing rear naked.

00:05:03.000 So I watched Bellator last night.

00:05:05.000 Right.

00:05:05.000 What is that dude, that Gracie dude?

00:05:08.000 Hall's son?

00:05:09.000 Hall's son?

00:05:10.000 Do you know who he is?

00:05:12.000 Yes, I interviewed him.

00:05:12.000 Neiman Gracie.

00:05:13.000 Yes, yes.

00:05:13.000 Bad motherfucker.

00:05:14.000 Bad motherfucker.

00:05:15.000 Some serious jiu-jitsu.

00:05:16.000 Chokes some dudes out.

00:05:17.000 How about that neck break?

00:05:17.000 7-0.

00:05:18.000 Yeah, 7-0.

00:05:19.000 7 submissions.

00:05:21.000 He's a bad motherfucker.

00:05:22.000 What's his name?

00:05:23.000 Neiman Gracie.

00:05:24.000 And who's his father?

00:05:26.000 Halls.

00:05:27.000 How do you say it?

00:05:28.000 The Halls that died in a hand glider accident?

00:05:31.000 Yeah, that guy.

00:05:32.000 Dude, you should have seen this neck crank, Eddie.

00:05:34.000 I thought he was going to break this motherfucker's neck.

00:05:36.000 That dude looked every bit of 44, but I guess he's only 32 and has gray hair.

00:05:40.000 The guy he fought?

00:05:40.000 Yeah, he looks like Luke Thomas, but with gray hair.

00:05:43.000 Yeah.

00:05:43.000 Not young, son.

00:05:45.000 Well, he had gray hair.

00:05:46.000 But if you take away the gray hair, he didn't look old at all.

00:05:47.000 I can't take away the gray hair.

00:05:48.000 But he's ripped and looked good.

00:05:50.000 For sure.

00:05:50.000 Good defense, too, man.

00:05:51.000 He had him on his back the whole first round and fought him off.

00:05:54.000 But then Neiman switched it to a neck crank.

00:05:58.000 It looked like it hurt so bad.

00:06:00.000 Are you going to sink this?

00:06:02.000 Oh, yeah.

00:06:02.000 There it is right there.

00:06:04.000 No, that's not it.

00:06:05.000 That was his fight at Madison Square Garden.

00:06:06.000 He won that one.

00:06:07.000 He won that one by Choke, too.

00:06:09.000 Last night, he had the dude's neck sideways.

00:06:11.000 It looked like it hurt so bad.

00:06:13.000 Mousasi didn't look great, bro.

00:06:15.000 So to sync this up, we're at 25 seconds of the first round.

00:06:18.000 23, 22, 21, and Pechota, I don't know how to say his name, is on the back of Wilson.

00:06:26.000 He's getting worked.

00:06:26.000 Oh, shit.

00:06:27.000 He's got the choke.

00:06:29.000 Oh, shit.

00:06:30.000 Oh, yeah.

00:06:30.000 Oh, shit.

00:06:31.000 It's over.

00:06:31.000 Oh, shit.

00:06:33.000 No, no, no.

00:06:33.000 Not much time.

00:06:34.000 Not much time.

00:06:34.000 I think he can hang on.

00:06:35.000 Chin's tucked.

00:06:36.000 Oh, it's on to the chin.

00:06:37.000 Oh, powerful.

00:06:38.000 He's going to hang on.

00:06:39.000 He's out.

00:06:39.000 He's good.

00:06:40.000 Damn.

00:06:40.000 He missed the bell.

00:06:41.000 But last night in Bellator, Musashi looked lethargic, man.

00:06:44.000 I had to take off.

00:06:45.000 I had to go to the comedy store.

00:06:46.000 I missed that.

00:06:46.000 You didn't see it?

00:06:47.000 I missed that.

00:06:47.000 He definitely won the first round, but then Shemenko?

00:06:51.000 Yeah, no.

00:06:52.000 It's a tough one.

00:06:52.000 No, what is his name?

00:06:53.000 What's his name?

00:06:55.000 Shilmenko, right?

00:06:57.000 Shilmenko?

00:06:57.000 Shilmenko, yeah.

00:06:59.000 He hit him with an overhand left and closed up his right eye, like his whole right eye couldn't fucking see.

00:07:05.000 And then the second, I thought Shilmenko won the second round in the third, but they gave it to Musashi.

00:07:10.000 Really?

00:07:10.000 Musashi did not look like a world beater.

00:07:12.000 No shit.

00:07:13.000 No.

00:07:14.000 Interesting.

00:07:14.000 Maybe the UFC got rid of him just in time.

00:07:16.000 It's too bad because against Chris Weidman, he looks like a bad motherfucker.

00:07:19.000 See, I don't think it's that, Joe.

00:07:20.000 I don't think Bellator gets enough respect.

00:07:22.000 Their guys are fucking tough at the top level.

00:07:24.000 That's true.

00:07:24.000 Shomenko hasn't lost a fight in how long?

00:07:27.000 He hasn't spent for steroids, but he's won like six in a row.

00:07:29.000 He's a motherfucker, man.

00:07:30.000 He is a motherfucker.

00:07:31.000 Did you see when he knocked out Melvin?

00:07:32.000 Yeah.

00:07:32.000 Look at that eye.

00:07:34.000 Boom.

00:07:35.000 Boom.

00:07:35.000 Bellator is going to be a tough going for everybody.

00:07:37.000 I think that's true.

00:07:38.000 I think that's true.

00:07:39.000 And that also highlights how fucking good Rory McDonald actually is.

00:07:43.000 Look at Larkin.

00:07:45.000 Not doing well.

00:07:46.000 Yeah, well, Lorenz got KO'd by Paul Daly.

00:07:48.000 You know, when you stand in front of Paul Daly, Paul Daly throws fucking bombs.

00:07:53.000 That left hand is just a ridiculous weapon.

00:07:55.000 Well, look at Ben Henderson.

00:07:57.000 He's struggling.

00:07:58.000 Ben Henderson was on the downside.

00:08:00.000 He was on the downside when he went there, though.

00:08:01.000 True, but there's Struggle City.

00:08:03.000 That's just rough.

00:08:04.000 He fucked up by trying to go 170. That was not a good move.

00:08:07.000 And the guy who fought, nightmare.

00:08:09.000 Phil Davis did well, but Ryan Bader beat him.

00:08:12.000 Ryan Bader, who was probably never going to be the champ in the UFC light heavyweight division.

00:08:17.000 Now you never know.

00:08:18.000 Now you never know.

00:08:19.000 But with John Jones in...

00:08:22.000 He was really not.

00:08:23.000 It wasn't good.

00:08:24.000 That's everyone, though.

00:08:25.000 Right.

00:08:25.000 Nobody can get that title if John was there.

00:08:27.000 You know, you gotta wonder, man.

00:08:28.000 You gotta wonder what the fuck actually happened when it came to this steroid stuff.

00:08:33.000 As I talked to Nowitzki, a lot of these websites were posting that if John Jones could provide a supplement that had that stuff in it, he wouldn't get a suspension.

00:08:46.000 It is possible that he wouldn't get a suspension.

00:08:48.000 Nowitzki said they just totally took me out of context.

00:08:50.000 That's not what I said at all.

00:08:52.000 Yeah, I listened to his interview.

00:08:53.000 What he was actually saying is it is possible to have tainted supplements, and people have proven in the past that there's something in a supplement.

00:09:00.000 And if you can prove that you took it completely accidentally, which guys have.

00:09:04.000 You know who did that is Tim Means.

00:09:07.000 Yeah, the dirty bird.

00:09:08.000 But he got suspended for a few months even though.

00:09:11.000 But a few months for John would be a win.

00:09:13.000 Yeah, that wouldn't be shit.

00:09:14.000 But with his history, it's tough to believe.

00:09:17.000 I want to believe it, man.

00:09:18.000 I want to believe, too.

00:09:19.000 So bad.

00:09:20.000 I want him back so bad, and I think the UFC needs him so, so bad.

00:09:22.000 Oh, they need him so bad right now.

00:09:24.000 What are you excited for these days?

00:09:27.000 Go ahead, Eddie.

00:09:28.000 I finally saw that documentary, Icarus.

00:09:31.000 Oh, it's fucking amazing.

00:09:32.000 Holy shit, right?

00:09:32.000 Fucking amazing, right?

00:09:33.000 That's the Russian doping?

00:09:34.000 Yes.

00:09:35.000 If you didn't know anything about that movie, and let's say Alex Jones said, the Russians, they're sneaking in the laboratories.

00:09:42.000 They're sneaking in the laboratories in the middle of that.

00:09:44.000 In the middle of the line, they're switching the urine, the A's and the B's.

00:09:47.000 I'm telling you, I know this.

00:09:48.000 I have inside sources.

00:09:50.000 You'd be like, how could they do that?

00:09:51.000 It's impossible.

00:09:52.000 Yes.

00:09:53.000 I'd believe that.

00:09:53.000 Dude, that would be the end of Alex Jones right there.

00:09:56.000 I'm kidding.

00:10:03.000 It sounds so crazy that they were like breaking into the offices, switching the pisses.

00:10:09.000 Well, they did it in Russia, though.

00:10:10.000 It was in Sochi.

00:10:11.000 They won 13 gold medals.

00:10:13.000 They had a record number of gold medals.

00:10:15.000 Everyone was dirty.

00:10:16.000 The dude said everyone was dirty.

00:10:17.000 That guy's in serious hiding right now.

00:10:19.000 Hell yeah, he is.

00:10:21.000 They got him tucked away.

00:10:23.000 And homeboy was worried about him, right?

00:10:24.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:25.000 Yeah, he was saying he's had depression before and then now he's tried to commit suicide before.

00:10:30.000 When that scandal first broke out in Russia, when he was freaking out, he was in Russia and he was on the phone going, dude, they're going to kill me because I need to point a ticket out of here.

00:10:38.000 I was shocked that he was able to leave the country.

00:10:41.000 Yeah.

00:10:42.000 Wouldn't you think that they would have someone on his ass?

00:10:45.000 Well, Brian Fogel, who's the director of it, was on my podcast, and he explained to me how they didn't think that he was a flight risk, because he was such the mastermind of the program.

00:10:56.000 They never thought that he was going to take off.

00:10:58.000 There's a bunch of reasons why he cited on the podcast, and I can't totally recall why they didn't think that he was going to take off, but obviously they fucked that one up.

00:11:05.000 Super fucked up.

00:11:06.000 He was all, see ya.

00:11:08.000 Well, you know what's crazy, dude, how WADA, the World Anti-Doping Agency, and the International Olympic Committee are all in bed together.

00:11:14.000 They're not policing each other.

00:11:15.000 WADA's not policing the IOC. It's bullshit.

00:11:18.000 That's why they let the Russians in.

00:11:20.000 Even though they knew the Russians cheated in Sochi, they had irrefutable proof that they cheated.

00:11:25.000 Like, all the stuff that you see in that Netflix documentary, Icarus, is 100% true.

00:11:29.000 They still let them compete in Rio.

00:11:31.000 All they did is they threw them a bone.

00:11:33.000 They said, yeah, we're going to take out the track and field team.

00:11:35.000 This track and field team has to go.

00:11:37.000 So they took the track and field team out.

00:11:39.000 They left wrestling, gymnastics, all these other dirty, dirty, dirty athletes.

00:11:44.000 Russia probably said, hey, listen, guys, if you guys have my back, We're going to go after you.

00:11:50.000 Because everybody's doing it.

00:11:51.000 Everybody's doing it.

00:11:52.000 We're going to go after you guys.

00:11:54.000 China's 100% doing it.

00:11:56.000 They've already been busted a little bit though.

00:11:57.000 You don't think the American Olympians are on steroids?

00:12:01.000 How dare you?

00:12:02.000 How dare you?

00:12:04.000 Come on.

00:12:04.000 100%.

00:12:05.000 100%.

00:12:05.000 All of them?

00:12:06.000 It's impossible to be...

00:12:07.000 Like Russia?

00:12:08.000 No, not like Russia because it's not state-sponsored, but if you don't think a lot of them are on it, the amount of money that you can...

00:12:13.000 Brian was explaining this.

00:12:15.000 Think about someone like Phelps, right?

00:12:17.000 Michael Phelps, because he won, because he won the gold medal, you know, how many gold medals he won?

00:12:21.000 A shitload, right?

00:12:22.000 Most ever.

00:12:22.000 That guy is a huge celebrity.

00:12:25.000 He's wealthy.

00:12:27.000 Whose phone is that?

00:12:29.000 That's the Russian hack on Eddie's phone.

00:12:31.000 That's Brendan's.

00:12:32.000 The Russians.

00:12:33.000 The Russians got Eddie.

00:12:34.000 So because of that, that guy makes fucking millions of dollars a year.

00:12:39.000 But now go to the silver medalist.

00:12:41.000 Who's that guy?

00:12:43.000 Who the fuck's that guy?

00:12:44.000 Ryan Lockheed.

00:12:44.000 But who is he?

00:12:46.000 No one knows.

00:12:46.000 He's a liar with blue hair.

00:12:49.000 Oh, that's right.

00:12:50.000 That's the guy that got busted in Rio pretending that they were robbing him.

00:12:54.000 And he had white jeans on?

00:12:56.000 Yeah, he was like, the police had me at gunpoint.

00:12:58.000 You broke a bathroom door, you piece of shit.

00:13:01.000 Yeah, he was like, they had me at gunpoint.

00:13:02.000 They told me to get on the floor.

00:13:03.000 And I said, fucking make me.

00:13:07.000 And then they're like, bro, you had white jeans on.

00:13:08.000 If you got on the ground, why aren't they dirty at all?

00:13:10.000 He's like...

00:13:11.000 I don't know.

00:13:12.000 Clean ground.

00:13:13.000 You know, Brazil's known for its clean floors.

00:13:17.000 Now he's just the, like, fucking biggest laughingstock of all time.

00:13:20.000 He's just a big old liar, man.

00:13:21.000 Is it possible to win the 100 meters without being on juice?

00:13:25.000 You know, that guy, Victor Conte from the Balco scandal, that guy that hooked up Barry Bonds and all those people with the indetectable stuff.

00:13:33.000 The ultimate snitch of all time.

00:13:34.000 Yeah, the ultimate snitch.

00:13:35.000 Because he got out of jail and then immediately started snitching away.

00:13:40.000 On everybody.

00:13:41.000 Snitch, snitch.

00:13:42.000 He says the entire track and field sport is a dirty sport.

00:13:45.000 He said all of them.

00:13:46.000 He's like, think about Jamaica.

00:13:49.000 Jamaica wins all these gold medals.

00:13:50.000 He's like, what's going on?

00:13:53.000 Why are they winning all these gold medals?

00:13:54.000 Like, what's happening?

00:13:55.000 He said, let's tell you what's happening.

00:13:56.000 They have a very sophisticated drug program.

00:13:59.000 Jamaica?

00:13:59.000 Yes.

00:14:00.000 Like, they're not known for being, they've never been known for being sprinters.

00:14:03.000 Like, that's not their thing.

00:14:05.000 It's kind of new that that's their thing.

00:14:07.000 And they're the best ever at it.

00:14:09.000 Do we just think it's the fucking plantation?

00:14:12.000 Like, what do you think it is?

00:14:13.000 The bananas?

00:14:14.000 What the fuck do you think they're eating?

00:14:15.000 One of the things that Fogle pointed out is, like, we remember when Ben Johnson got tested positive when he actually raced against Carl Lewis.

00:14:22.000 Remember that?

00:14:23.000 He was the big deal.

00:14:24.000 He was super jacked.

00:14:25.000 Jacked.

00:14:26.000 Gold chain.

00:14:26.000 Apparently, Carl Lewis tested positive, too.

00:14:29.000 Yeah, they're all doing it.

00:14:30.000 They all were tested positive.

00:14:31.000 It's just that Ben Johnson's levels were so off the fucking charts.

00:14:36.000 They were like, Jesus.

00:14:37.000 But that was the first year they were testing.

00:14:39.000 It's like Pride Days, man.

00:14:40.000 1984. It's like Pride Days.

00:14:42.000 Yeah, like Pride Days.

00:14:43.000 And that makes you think, I hate to say this, but it really makes you think about Fedor.

00:14:47.000 There's Ben Johnson.

00:14:48.000 Back in the day, son.

00:14:49.000 That's a good picture, but get a picture of him mid-sprint, Jamie.

00:14:52.000 You can see how fucking jackamified he was.

00:14:55.000 He was so fucking fast.

00:14:57.000 Look at that.

00:14:58.000 He looks like an NFL running back.

00:15:00.000 He's so big.

00:15:01.000 He was so big for a track and field guy.

00:15:03.000 Carl Lewis looks like he has AIDS back there.

00:15:04.000 Look at how jacked Ben Johnson is.

00:15:06.000 He looks like Malvin Manhoff.

00:15:08.000 That's what he looks like.

00:15:08.000 Like that kind of build.

00:15:09.000 Take Adrian Peterson.

00:15:10.000 So these...

00:15:11.000 He's crushing those guys.

00:15:12.000 These guys are all...

00:15:13.000 But they're all on something.

00:15:15.000 Every one of them's on something.

00:15:17.000 How come no white guy's got to hold some good shit?

00:15:19.000 Go to that one.

00:15:20.000 Go to that one.

00:15:20.000 The one above.

00:15:22.000 Jesus Christ.

00:15:24.000 Or Brock.

00:15:25.000 Yeah.

00:15:26.000 The left hand in the fucking...

00:15:27.000 In the 100-meter dash.

00:15:29.000 Oh, yeah.

00:15:29.000 White guy's just not our thing.

00:15:31.000 It's not our thing.

00:15:31.000 Even if we get juice to the gills?

00:15:33.000 It's not our thing.

00:15:34.000 That's...

00:15:38.000 Where's the white steroids?

00:15:40.000 Yeah, it's not...

00:15:42.000 White guys aren't willing to go that deep.

00:15:44.000 I don't know what it is.

00:15:45.000 We gotta go full Bane.

00:15:45.000 I wonder what it is.

00:15:47.000 Look at his eyes, first of all.

00:15:49.000 What the fuck was he taking where his eyes turned yellow?

00:15:51.000 That's what they had said, that his liver was struggling to deal with all the steroids in his system, and it was making the whites of his eyes yellow.

00:15:58.000 Damn, he'd still beat the record with that Timex watch on?

00:16:01.000 That's some powerful shit!

00:16:03.000 Look at that shit!

00:16:05.000 Why, is it the Timex slow you down?

00:16:06.000 The heavy-ass basic watch?

00:16:09.000 That's a light-ass watch!

00:16:10.000 Who spreads in that, though?

00:16:11.000 But that wouldn't really hold you back.

00:16:12.000 You're talking aerodynamics, my man!

00:16:14.000 Not a bad point.

00:16:15.000 And the gold chain?

00:16:16.000 The fucking Rick Ross gold chain?

00:16:18.000 The gold chain's a big one.

00:16:20.000 Dude, I'm so juiced up.

00:16:21.000 His coaches try to have an intervention and say, dude, it's the Olympics, bro.

00:16:26.000 Can you ditch the chain?

00:16:28.000 No, bitches like gold.

00:16:30.000 I know bitches, and I know gold.

00:16:32.000 The powerful G-Shock watch in the Olympics?

00:16:35.000 Are you shitting me, sir?

00:16:37.000 G-Shock?

00:16:38.000 Look at that fucking thing.

00:16:41.000 He does have yellow eyes, man.

00:16:43.000 He looks like a leopard.

00:16:44.000 Like, he's ready to leap on you.

00:16:45.000 And no one said anything like, bro, your eyes and that watch are a complete giveaway, my man.

00:16:50.000 What's going on with your eyes?

00:16:51.000 Is he winning now?

00:16:53.000 He's the fastest of all time for second.

00:16:55.000 Who's that guy?

00:16:56.000 Ben Johnson.

00:16:57.000 Oh, that's Ben Johnson?

00:16:58.000 Yeah.

00:16:58.000 For a while, he was lighting everybody on fire.

00:16:59.000 Didn't Usain Bolt beat him?

00:17:01.000 Maybe, yeah.

00:17:02.000 Is that Ben Johnson there?

00:17:04.000 Jacked!

00:17:04.000 No, Usain Bolt was another time.

00:17:06.000 Jacked!

00:17:06.000 So who are the fastest guys of all time?

00:17:08.000 Who's the oldest?

00:17:09.000 Carl Lewis, Bolt.

00:17:10.000 Is he number one ever?

00:17:11.000 Yeah, Usain Bolt has the fastest time of all time.

00:17:13.000 And then Ben Johnson, Bolt, Carl Lewis.

00:17:16.000 How many sprinters can you name?

00:17:20.000 Well, Usain Bolt...

00:17:21.000 Marion Jones from Females, but again, she came out...

00:17:24.000 She snitched on herself.

00:17:26.000 You ever seen a snitch on yourself?

00:17:28.000 What?

00:17:29.000 Why'd she snitch on herself?

00:17:30.000 Because I think there were some rumors, and she was like, I can't handle this anymore.

00:17:33.000 I was juiced to the gills.

00:17:34.000 I got a dick.

00:17:35.000 Oh, man.

00:17:36.000 All-time fastest.

00:17:37.000 Look at this.

00:17:37.000 Usain Bolt, Usain Bolt, Usain Bolt, Tyson Gay.

00:17:40.000 Oh, Justin Gatlin, Tyson Gay.

00:17:42.000 I know those.

00:17:42.000 That's a rough name.

00:17:44.000 It's a rough name, Tyson Gay.

00:17:45.000 There ain't a white guy in fucking...

00:17:47.000 No, not anywhere on that list.

00:17:50.000 Wow, look how far down you gotta go to get to somebody you know.

00:17:53.000 Usain Bolt, number 34. Like, Maurice Green, like, when do you get down to Ben Johnson?

00:17:59.000 Do they have him on there, or do they take it off?

00:18:02.000 Yeah, they took him off.

00:18:03.000 Ooh, Christian Coleman, I bet that's the white fella.

00:18:05.000 They shouldn't take him off.

00:18:06.000 I mean, if you want to punish him, punish him, but you can't take him off.

00:18:09.000 It's like what they did with the Tour de France.

00:18:12.000 They took all the ones that Lance Armstrong won.

00:18:17.000 They're...

00:18:18.000 They removed him as the winner.

00:18:20.000 He won like eight times.

00:18:21.000 But everybody was dirty.

00:18:23.000 They had to go down to 15th place to find a guy.

00:18:25.000 I think it was 18. Was it 18?

00:18:26.000 18 was 18th place.

00:18:27.000 Well, how about in the MOB? Find a guy who didn't test positive.

00:18:29.000 I know.

00:18:29.000 How about Major League Baseball?

00:18:31.000 Like, no, Barry Bonds can't be in the Hall of Fame because you got tested positive.

00:18:35.000 So stupid.

00:18:35.000 Who the fuck do you think was throwing the pitches?

00:18:37.000 They're juiced to the gills too, you fucks.

00:18:39.000 And what happens with, like, Sammy Sosa and Mark McGuire?

00:18:42.000 Well, have you seen Sammy Sosa?

00:18:44.000 That's how that works out.

00:18:45.000 Triangle.

00:18:45.000 Oh, that's a good one, too.

00:18:47.000 Great angle.

00:18:48.000 Ooh, he locked that up nice.

00:18:49.000 Professional triangle right there.

00:18:51.000 He knew exactly what he was doing.

00:18:52.000 Yeah, that's pretty deep.

00:18:53.000 It took a while to cinch it in, but he was relentless with it.

00:18:57.000 Oh, he's got that.

00:18:57.000 Oh, it's an arm, too.

00:18:58.000 It's a wrap.

00:18:59.000 Oh, no, he's out.

00:19:00.000 Oh, there it is.

00:19:01.000 Oh, the round's over?

00:19:03.000 No way!

00:19:04.000 Tight move.

00:19:04.000 Is that the end of the round?

00:19:05.000 I think that's why I went for that arm bar.

00:19:06.000 Wait, did he tap?

00:19:09.000 That armbar really wasn't in, was it?

00:19:10.000 I don't know.

00:19:12.000 Oh, the ring, the stools.

00:19:14.000 Damn, that was a good ending.

00:19:16.000 Oh, so it was the end of the round?

00:19:18.000 Oh, okay.

00:19:19.000 So we got one more round.

00:19:19.000 But if you want to see what happens when you don't make the Hall of Fame, have you seen Sammy Sosa lately?

00:19:24.000 Why is the referee checking his eyes?

00:19:26.000 Oh, he took some punches when he was down.

00:19:30.000 Yeah, I've seen Sammy Sosa lately.

00:19:31.000 Something went crazy and became a white guy.

00:19:33.000 Crazy?

00:19:34.000 Yeah, he just went from the back to a triangle, dude.

00:19:36.000 That's totally pro.

00:19:37.000 This guy's really good.

00:19:39.000 Oh, dude, he fucked him up with that right hand.

00:19:40.000 This guy's good.

00:19:41.000 Dude, Sammy Sosa's a different human being.

00:19:43.000 I need to acknowledge this.

00:19:45.000 What did he do?

00:19:45.000 Look at his skin!

00:19:46.000 He looks like Michael Jackson!

00:19:48.000 Yeah, what happened?

00:19:49.000 What the fuck?

00:19:50.000 I'm not sure.

00:19:50.000 Did he talk about it?

00:19:51.000 Has he talked about it, Jamie?

00:19:52.000 It looks like he just went, fuck it, I want to be white.

00:19:56.000 Dude, go to the one in the pink hat.

00:19:58.000 Go to the pink hat, sir.

00:20:00.000 Okay, that's really what?

00:20:01.000 He used to be the greatest baseball player of all time for a second.

00:20:05.000 That's what happens when we don't like gays on the Hall of Fame.

00:20:06.000 Well, he might have fucked his body up with all the steroids.

00:20:09.000 Is he open?

00:20:10.000 Is he gay?

00:20:11.000 Are you saying he's gay?

00:20:13.000 Is that what you said?

00:20:13.000 Is he open?

00:20:14.000 That's what happened when you don't like gays in the Hall of Fame?

00:20:15.000 Is that what you just said?

00:20:16.000 I definitely didn't say that.

00:20:17.000 I don't think he's gay.

00:20:18.000 I think Sammy Sosa still lays pipe, even though he's white now.

00:20:21.000 I thought we both heard gay.

00:20:22.000 No, fuck no.

00:20:23.000 He just said, is he gay?

00:20:24.000 No, no, no.

00:20:25.000 I heard you said gay.

00:20:26.000 No way!

00:20:27.000 You said gay.

00:20:28.000 No, I did not say gay.

00:20:29.000 You said you said gay, brother.

00:20:33.000 First of all, let's just be real clear.

00:20:34.000 None of us have a problem with gay people.

00:20:35.000 I love gay people.

00:20:36.000 Hell no.

00:20:36.000 Love gay people.

00:20:37.000 Yeah.

00:20:38.000 I'm 10% gay.

00:20:38.000 So if he's wearing a pink hat because he's gay, I'm cool with it.

00:20:41.000 I own pink shoes.

00:20:42.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:20:42.000 What's cooler than a guy sucking a dick?

00:20:45.000 Look at this, though.

00:20:49.000 Yeah, what happened?

00:20:50.000 So what does he say happened to him?

00:20:52.000 Like, because it's weird.

00:20:56.000 Yeah, he just...

00:20:57.000 Okay, that's a white guy.

00:20:59.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:21:00.000 And he was super dark.

00:21:01.000 He was dark.

00:21:02.000 Maybe that was a tan.

00:21:04.000 Maybe he got into tanning.

00:21:06.000 No, no, no.

00:21:08.000 Everything's changed.

00:21:09.000 You know what?

00:21:10.000 There is cream.

00:21:11.000 There is cream that some women do use to lighten their skin.

00:21:16.000 This fight is over.

00:21:17.000 What happened?

00:21:18.000 He admits he bleaches his skin.

00:21:20.000 Oh, he admitted he bleaches his skin.

00:21:22.000 Oh, wow.

00:21:23.000 What?

00:21:24.000 That's weird.

00:21:25.000 I wonder why he wants to do that.

00:21:27.000 Dude, that's really popular.

00:21:28.000 That's the second Michael Jackson.

00:21:29.000 No, no, no, because Michael Jackson had what I have.

00:21:31.000 He has a condition, yeah.

00:21:32.000 But he did bleach his skin, though.

00:21:33.000 He did bleach his skin to even out skin tone.

00:21:36.000 Yeah, but that's not what Sammy Sosa's doing.

00:21:39.000 Sammy Sosa just decided to be able to wipe out.

00:21:40.000 He wants to be white.

00:21:41.000 Yeah.

00:21:41.000 People have done that before, man.

00:21:42.000 Maybe Michael Jackson just wanted to be white, but he used that as an excuse.

00:21:46.000 No, he legit had like a skin thing and it started to spread and he's like, fuck, I don't want to look like this and just went full spectrum.

00:21:52.000 Have you seen some models who have it?

00:21:54.000 They're gorgeous.

00:21:54.000 Yeah.

00:21:55.000 And they just rock it.

00:21:55.000 That black chick.

00:21:56.000 I think it's sexy as fuck.

00:21:57.000 Yeah, Winnie Harlow I think her name is.

00:21:59.000 I call them the zebra models.

00:22:00.000 They're sexy as fuck.

00:22:02.000 They got like a cool look.

00:22:03.000 Can we see them, Jamie?

00:22:05.000 Zebra models?

00:22:07.000 No, there's a few.

00:22:08.000 Well, I call them zebra models.

00:22:09.000 Here's the triangle, right?

00:22:10.000 But this is not the end of the fight.

00:22:12.000 How did this fight end?

00:22:13.000 Maybe he gave up in the corner.

00:22:14.000 I think that was the last round.

00:22:16.000 Yeah.

00:22:16.000 I think that was the third round.

00:22:18.000 Yeah, I went to decision.

00:22:18.000 Homeboy one.

00:22:19.000 We're doing the worst job of paying attention to this fight.

00:22:22.000 Dan Hardy with a beautiful green jacket.

00:22:26.000 Powerful Joker colors.

00:22:29.000 Um...

00:22:30.000 So Sammy Sosa just decided to be white.

00:22:33.000 Just fuck it.

00:22:34.000 Say enough of this.

00:22:35.000 Now can a white guy go black?

00:22:37.000 No.

00:22:38.000 I mean, you can be a tanner.

00:22:40.000 You've seen how tan Tate gets?

00:22:43.000 Yeah, but he looks Indian.

00:22:45.000 Tate did a movie in Tahiti.

00:22:47.000 Well, you don't get black features.

00:22:50.000 Well, no, but you don't get black skin.

00:22:52.000 You get, like, tan.

00:22:53.000 You get super dark.

00:22:53.000 Tate got so fucking dark, man.

00:22:55.000 No, bro.

00:22:56.000 I'm talking about going straight blackface.

00:22:58.000 Like, can you go blackface?

00:22:59.000 No, there was Maurice Povich.

00:23:02.000 Maurice Povich?

00:23:03.000 What's his name?

00:23:04.000 Maurice?

00:23:05.000 Maurice?

00:23:07.000 If Maurice went black, he'd be Maurice.

00:23:09.000 Exactly.

00:23:12.000 No, in Maurice Povich, there was a girl, some white girl who wants to be black.

00:23:16.000 Have you seen this?

00:23:17.000 Oh, the Catch Me Outside girl?

00:23:19.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:23:20.000 She really wants to be black.

00:23:22.000 It's a white woman who...

00:23:24.000 And the audience is all black and they fucking can't stand her.

00:23:27.000 And they're just burying her.

00:23:28.000 Oh, is that the homegirl who got fired from her job?

00:23:31.000 Look at this, what Sammy Sosa says.

00:23:32.000 What happened was that I had been using the cream for a long time and that combined with the bright TV lights made my face look whiter than it really is.

00:23:40.000 I don't think I look like Michael Jackson, he added.

00:23:42.000 Apparently Sosa...

00:23:43.000 Has kept up his use of the cream over the years, which has led him to appear even whiter than he did in 2009. So he's been just getting whiter and whiter and whiter.

00:23:53.000 Okay, go higher there.

00:23:55.000 It's a bleaching cream that I apply before going to bed and whitens my skin tone, Sosa said during appearance at Univision, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:24:02.000 It's a cream that I have that I use to soften my skin, but it has bleached me some.

00:24:06.000 I'm not a racist.

00:24:08.000 I live my life happily.

00:24:09.000 What?

00:24:10.000 Bleached me some.

00:24:10.000 Sir, you are completely a white man now.

00:24:13.000 Bleached me some?

00:24:14.000 I'm not a racist.

00:24:15.000 Maybe there was a super racist white chick that he was trying to fuck, and he's like, there's only one way.

00:24:23.000 You never go full white, unless she was just bad.

00:24:26.000 She just was like, Tennessee racist, but with big old titties.

00:24:33.000 Big, plump, pink titties.

00:24:35.000 Now he's just fucked.

00:24:36.000 Tiny little waist.

00:24:38.000 He says it like it's no...

00:24:39.000 I just put on a bleaching cream.

00:24:42.000 I just put on a bleaching cream.

00:24:43.000 It's no big deal.

00:24:44.000 I put a little bit on before I go to sleep at night.

00:24:46.000 It's a little bleaching cream.

00:24:48.000 What's the big deal?

00:24:48.000 He's like, I don't see what the problem is.

00:24:50.000 Meanwhile, he said he's even lighter than he was in 2009. I mean, he's talking about something that happened eight years ago.

00:24:56.000 He's lighter than that now.

00:24:57.000 He's also a little mentally unstable because he also has white man hair now.

00:25:00.000 He's like the straight white, like...

00:25:02.000 Oh, look at Tate.

00:25:04.000 Look how goddamn dark Tate got.

00:25:06.000 Jesus Christ.

00:25:08.000 Tate's a savage.

00:25:08.000 Look at him underwears, too.

00:25:10.000 Yeah.

00:25:12.000 I mean, he's tan, but you wouldn't confuse him for being black.

00:25:15.000 Well, you would if he had black features and black hair.

00:25:18.000 No.

00:25:18.000 For sure.

00:25:19.000 If he had an afro, you would say that's a light-skinned black guy.

00:25:21.000 You think?

00:25:22.000 Fuck yeah.

00:25:23.000 100%.

00:25:23.000 Look how dark he is.

00:25:24.000 Go back to that picture again.

00:25:27.000 Look at that.

00:25:28.000 He has dark as fuck.

00:25:29.000 If we get Photoshop Steve to put a jerry curl on him.

00:25:35.000 He's probably already on it.

00:25:36.000 Yeah, he's probably already doing it.

00:25:38.000 They'll probably all be black by the end of this.

00:25:42.000 My favorite meme online is that one black dude is going like this.

00:25:48.000 If you think about it...

00:25:52.000 It looks like the Reading Rainbow guy.

00:25:54.000 I don't know who that guy is.

00:25:56.000 Derek Brunson.

00:25:58.000 Cheetah's back!

00:25:59.000 Yeah, against Derek Brunson.

00:26:00.000 He's been out for a minute.

00:26:02.000 You can't get cheetah if you don't get into a relationship.

00:26:07.000 He looks like Ben Johnson a little bit.

00:26:10.000 There's an animated gif of him doing it, too.

00:26:13.000 It's even better.

00:26:13.000 An animated one?

00:26:14.000 Yeah.

00:26:15.000 I haven't seen that one.

00:26:16.000 Yeah, that's a part of an animated gif.

00:26:18.000 I like the clown in the sewer.

00:26:21.000 That shit is hilarious.

00:26:22.000 He could use that for so long.

00:26:23.000 There he is.

00:26:24.000 That's the animated one.

00:26:25.000 Who is this?

00:26:26.000 Just some dude.

00:26:27.000 I don't know.

00:26:27.000 It's amazing.

00:26:28.000 It's hilarious.

00:26:28.000 I think he's a rapper.

00:26:30.000 Do you know?

00:26:30.000 Oh, probably.

00:26:31.000 He looks like one.

00:26:31.000 I think he's a Jamaican rapper.

00:26:33.000 Did you know that they have meme cards now?

00:26:36.000 And people, like, they have, like, games they play with meme cards.

00:26:40.000 Really?

00:26:40.000 And he's one of the meme cards.

00:26:42.000 And there's always the one, there's the one where, I forget who it is, another rapper, where he's standing like this, like, what?

00:26:49.000 Like, that picture.

00:26:51.000 Sounds awesome.

00:26:51.000 And then there was the, you know, the black lady with the hump for a neck, and she's like, what?

00:26:55.000 You know that one?

00:26:57.000 You need to tell them, what?

00:27:00.000 Hey, have you seen the one of the kid?

00:27:01.000 He's like in school and he's like this and there's no pain.

00:27:05.000 And it's like vegans when they haven't talked about being a vegan for over a minute.

00:27:09.000 Yeah, that's hilarious.

00:27:13.000 Yeah, see the meme, the game.

00:27:15.000 See, look at this.

00:27:15.000 It's a fucking game.

00:27:16.000 You play this game, like, and they, I don't know how it works, but you deal these things out, like these popular memes.

00:27:23.000 It's hilarious.

00:27:24.000 I wonder if that guy gets laid for that meme.

00:27:26.000 Damien Maia versus Colby Covington.

00:27:29.000 Ooh, that's an interesting fight.

00:27:30.000 That's an interesting fight.

00:27:32.000 You know what, man?

00:27:32.000 I just wish Damien Maia was younger.

00:27:35.000 Because without this sauce, without this special sauce, you know, he's like 40 years old now.

00:27:41.000 Yeah, but even when he was young, he was a beast.

00:27:45.000 Oh, he's a beast.

00:27:45.000 He's still a beast.

00:27:46.000 Remember he went on that whole kind of tear and then fought Anderson, terrible fight, back down, cut to 70, now he's a beast again.

00:27:52.000 He's still a beast.

00:27:53.000 He's 100% a beast.

00:27:55.000 You wish he was young, why?

00:27:55.000 Because I love the idea of a specialist.

00:27:58.000 I'm always fascinated by a specialist, by a guy who just does one thing better than everybody else.

00:28:03.000 Can he do it to somebody?

00:28:04.000 Like Ben Askren.

00:28:05.000 Yes.

00:28:06.000 The fight I would do is Ben Askren, Damian Maia.

00:28:08.000 I wish Ben didn't retire.

00:28:09.000 Because I want that fight.

00:28:11.000 Ben's never going to get in the UFC. He talked way too much shit about Dana White.

00:28:15.000 Are those days still there?

00:28:17.000 I feel like Dana White doesn't give a fuck anymore.

00:28:18.000 I wish.

00:28:19.000 When you have that much money, you're like, what?

00:28:20.000 Ben Askren?

00:28:20.000 Yeah, let him in.

00:28:21.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:28:21.000 I don't know, man.

00:28:22.000 Why have him in?

00:28:23.000 And then what if he talks more shit about you?

00:28:26.000 We need ratings.

00:28:26.000 Why not?

00:28:27.000 Ben Askren doesn't give a fuck.

00:28:29.000 He's retiring, right?

00:28:31.000 Yeah.

00:28:31.000 It's a bummer.

00:28:32.000 Undefeated.

00:28:33.000 Retiring undefeated.

00:28:34.000 But it's interesting because the only one who gave him any problems, really, was Jay Heron.

00:28:41.000 Jay Heron got him to a split decision.

00:28:44.000 A long time ago, though.

00:28:45.000 Yeah, but it doesn't matter.

00:28:46.000 It was like a wrestler who could strike.

00:28:48.000 A guy who was good enough to keep you away.

00:28:51.000 You know, good enough wrestling to keep it from being a wrestling match, and he could strike.

00:28:55.000 But Ben evolved from there, because Ben, with Woodley, with all these other guys, like, he evolved his game.

00:29:00.000 So you talk to people, and they're like, dude, he can handle the striking.

00:29:03.000 There was one guy that gave him some trouble, some Russian Dagestan-type wrestler guy, who claimed, it was on 1FC, he was calling Ben out, saying, I could out-wrestle you, I'm gonna take you down.

00:29:13.000 And he did and he was on him for a while, but Ben still beat him.

00:29:17.000 It's such a shame he never got in the UFC, man.

00:29:19.000 It's a fucking shame.

00:29:21.000 Except for that guy, everybody that he gets his mitts on, as soon as Ben holds you or grabs you, his clinch is so high level that you just can't break free of his...

00:29:32.000 It's clenched.

00:29:32.000 You know what's a bummer is one of the reasons, obviously you talk shit to Dana, but that style for a lot of people isn't going to sell pay-per-views or get ratings because of that wrestling holding people down.

00:29:42.000 He's getting good at submitting guys now, too.

00:29:45.000 But the UFC doesn't care, but they're not going to...

00:29:46.000 Here's the problem with that logic.

00:29:48.000 Floyd Mayweather's style of boxing is not fan-friendly either.

00:29:52.000 But Floyd, major superstar, before that he did knock people out, became the guy you'd either pay to watch him lose or win.

00:29:58.000 Huge draw.

00:29:59.000 Ben Askren, not a big draw.

00:30:01.000 Stop right there.

00:30:01.000 You're introducing him to people.

00:30:02.000 He was not a huge draw before he started talking shit to people.

00:30:05.000 He wasn't a huge draw until he became Money Mayweather.

00:30:09.000 When he became the bad guy, that's when he became a huge draw.

00:30:11.000 He became a bad guy, but also fought Oscar De La Hoya, all these superstars.

00:30:15.000 Ben Askren's not coming to the UFC and they're going, alright, here's Conor McGregor, some superstar.

00:30:20.000 The UFC is not going to do that.

00:30:21.000 He doesn't have the style either.

00:30:22.000 But if he did, that would be very, very interesting.

00:30:25.000 That's a huge if, Joe.

00:30:27.000 But what I'm saying is that's the only way that this guy could become famous is by shit-talking.

00:30:33.000 The shit-talking is what's going to make him famous.

00:30:35.000 Like, people wanting to see him lose.

00:30:37.000 That's what makes a guy like that famous.

00:30:39.000 Because his style is very appealing to guys like us that are like, I want to see if he can do it.

00:30:43.000 You know what?

00:30:44.000 It takes a while to evolve and be a good finisher.

00:30:48.000 And at first, for a while, they were just taking people down and just owning them and controlling them.

00:30:52.000 But he's good at submitting people now.

00:30:54.000 Hell yeah.

00:30:54.000 He's a great grappler overall.

00:30:57.000 So now...

00:30:59.000 The Ben Askren we have now, you can't compare him to the Ben Askren from five years ago.

00:31:04.000 That's gone.

00:31:05.000 That's gone.

00:31:06.000 There's a Ben Askren that's going to take you down and choke you out now.

00:31:09.000 Eddie, that's gone.

00:31:11.000 That's gone.

00:31:11.000 He's retired.

00:31:12.000 Money will bring him back.

00:31:14.000 Nobody's really retired.

00:31:15.000 One FC allowed him to use knees to the head on the ground.

00:31:18.000 What'd you say?

00:31:18.000 One FC allowed him to use knees to the head on the ground, right?

00:31:21.000 That's a good point, yeah.

00:31:22.000 That's a big weapon.

00:31:23.000 And kicks.

00:31:23.000 You see what Brandon Vera did over there?

00:31:26.000 Yeah.

00:31:26.000 Kicking dudes in the face.

00:31:27.000 Kick them in the back of the head when they're down.

00:31:29.000 Yeah.

00:31:29.000 That's like, it's rough.

00:31:31.000 He's their heavyweight champion.

00:31:32.000 Yeah.

00:31:32.000 You think he's on the juice?

00:31:33.000 No.

00:31:34.000 They took out the soccer kicks, though.

00:31:37.000 Well, did you see homeboy Roger Huerta get soccer kicked?

00:31:42.000 That was rough.

00:31:45.000 That's why you can't have soccer kicks.

00:31:46.000 He was fighting a Brazilian who was a big fella who was cutting to make 170, and Roger's not really a 170. He was 155 in the UFC. Decided to fight 170, and he was getting beat up, and then he went down, and this dude's soccer kicked him into the next fucking day.

00:32:00.000 You can't have that and be a professional sport.

00:32:03.000 It's just too brutal.

00:32:05.000 I don't know, man.

00:32:06.000 I mean, he hasn't really gotten back on track.

00:32:08.000 He didn't die, but he's not doing well.

00:32:09.000 Yeah.

00:32:11.000 I mean, it was a brutal, brutal knockout.

00:32:13.000 They're tough to watch.

00:32:14.000 That one was, particularly.

00:32:16.000 Did you see when Crow Cop kicked Ron Waterman?

00:32:18.000 Mm-hmm.

00:32:19.000 I mean, it's fucking normal.

00:32:20.000 It is hard to watch, but why is it harder to watch than a regular head kick?

00:32:23.000 That's my question.

00:32:25.000 Is it because of the regular head kick, you kind of move more with it?

00:32:28.000 And the soccer kick, you're lying down already?

00:32:31.000 Harder to defend.

00:32:32.000 When you're lower, I think you can...

00:32:34.000 Generate more power.

00:32:36.000 Yeah.

00:32:36.000 Right?

00:32:37.000 Yeah.

00:32:37.000 For sure.

00:32:38.000 Like, Charlie Brown kicks someone in the face?

00:32:40.000 I think I could kick someone just as hard to the body.

00:32:45.000 I don't know.

00:32:46.000 I think you'd be surprised.

00:32:47.000 You mean they kick harder on the ground?

00:32:49.000 Fuck yes.

00:32:50.000 Like, think about an NFL kicker.

00:32:53.000 Yeah.

00:32:53.000 I don't know.

00:32:54.000 Like kicking straight like that?

00:32:56.000 No, I don't think so, dude.

00:32:57.000 I'm pretty sure that I could kick just as hard to the body as I could to the ground.

00:33:01.000 I don't think so, Joe.

00:33:02.000 I think the real question is up high.

00:33:04.000 I think up high I would lose something.

00:33:06.000 I'd lose a little bit up high just from the leverage.

00:33:09.000 I think your leg going straight like this and low, I think that's where most of the power is going to be right.

00:33:16.000 Boom!

00:33:17.000 And guaranteed all shin.

00:33:19.000 It depends on what kind of kick.

00:33:21.000 Because here's the thing.

00:33:22.000 You could spinning back kick someone in the face when they're down two.

00:33:25.000 That's another thing to think about.

00:33:27.000 Think about that.

00:33:33.000 A dude gets hit, he goes down on one knee, and you fucking...

00:33:36.000 People are gonna die.

00:33:40.000 I mean, if your face is right there and you took a full power turning sidekick to the face...

00:33:45.000 Look at Brandon.

00:33:46.000 He's so jacked now.

00:33:48.000 He's so thick.

00:33:49.000 This is the one when he KO'd the dude and kicked him to the head when he was on the ground.

00:33:54.000 Remember when he beat Frank Mayer?

00:33:55.000 He was like, I'm taking light heavyweight, heavyweight over.

00:33:57.000 But you know what happened with him, man?

00:33:59.000 Oh, that's a beautiful straight left.

00:34:00.000 But look at this.

00:34:02.000 Soccer kicks to the back of the head.

00:34:04.000 That shit's rough.

00:34:06.000 Those kind of kicks to the back of the header.

00:34:08.000 Forget that noise.

00:34:10.000 Brandon Vera, always a good guy, man.

00:34:11.000 Always a cool dude.

00:34:12.000 He's a really good guy.

00:34:12.000 Yeah, great guy.

00:34:13.000 Really good guy.

00:34:14.000 I was always a fan of his.

00:34:15.000 But, you know, he started out as a heavyweight and then dropped down to a light heavyweight, but the big thing that happened to him in the UFC was he went through this big, prolonged contract negotiation.

00:34:24.000 He wanted to get paid.

00:34:25.000 He wanted to get paid, and when he came back, there was a tremendous amount of pressure on him.

00:34:28.000 He just didn't perform the same as he did before.

00:34:30.000 Then he fought Fabricio.

00:34:32.000 Fabricio Verdum got on top of him and put the squish down on him and beat the shit out of him.

00:34:37.000 Fabricio's mount.

00:34:40.000 This should be interesting.

00:34:42.000 Jan Blachowicz, Mark Goddard again in the motherfucking house.

00:34:46.000 Who is the gentleman that Blachowicz is fighting?

00:34:51.000 Kevin Clark.

00:34:52.000 Devin Clark.

00:34:53.000 Do not know Mr. Clark.

00:34:55.000 There's the Golden Snitch right to the left.

00:34:57.000 Oh, I didn't see him.

00:34:58.000 He made an appearance?

00:34:59.000 Checking piss right there.

00:35:00.000 He's got a little magnifying glass.

00:35:02.000 You don't have a hit out on him.

00:35:03.000 Shaking vials.

00:35:04.000 Shaking vials.

00:35:05.000 If anybody should have a hit on him, it should be IMG. Or WME, rather.

00:35:09.000 Right.

00:35:10.000 People that bought the UFC. Dude, you're fucking up our business.

00:35:14.000 They should find that Russian dude that they got in hiding.

00:35:20.000 Bring him in.

00:35:21.000 Give him promotion.

00:35:22.000 Give Novitski some new position.

00:35:24.000 Say, look, Jeff, you did a great job, but we're going a different direction.

00:35:27.000 Going a different direction.

00:35:28.000 But we got a different job for you.

00:35:29.000 Kick rocks, nerd.

00:35:32.000 No, keep him on.

00:35:33.000 You don't want to fire him, because then he'll talk some shit.

00:35:35.000 Oh, Jeff, you got a new job.

00:35:37.000 You're actually in marketing.

00:35:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:35:38.000 He's an amazing marketer.

00:35:40.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:35:40.000 We need you to run the social media and shut the fuck up.

00:35:42.000 You know what?

00:35:42.000 You have him run the UFC Performance Institute.

00:35:46.000 Hey, piss boy.

00:35:47.000 Hey, piss boy.

00:35:48.000 You stay at the UFC Institute now and just keep your mouth shut.

00:35:51.000 You know what you're going to make?

00:35:52.000 You're going to make shakes now.

00:35:53.000 You're making shakes for the UFC fighters.

00:35:54.000 No, no, no.

00:35:54.000 You've got to give them a prestigious position.

00:35:56.000 No, we say it's prestigious, but you just do that.

00:35:59.000 And we pay you out the ass to shut the fuck up.

00:36:02.000 How about you make some hemp protein shakes and shut the fuck up?

00:36:05.000 Yeah, just have them monitor the dudes that are on the treadmill.

00:36:08.000 Good job, guys.

00:36:08.000 There you go, guys.

00:36:09.000 Put that hose in your mouth.

00:36:11.000 When they run with the hose, I'm like, what are you, fucking Rocky?

00:36:15.000 Cold towel?

00:36:15.000 You guys need a cold towel?

00:36:16.000 That should be his gig.

00:36:18.000 The ultimate piss, boy.

00:36:20.000 That's hilarious.

00:36:21.000 That UFC Performance Institute is fucking amazing.

00:36:24.000 I haven't seen it.

00:36:25.000 I'd love to see it.

00:36:26.000 We should go live.

00:36:26.000 You know, the next UFC in Vegas, you should come with me and we'll take a trip.

00:36:30.000 I went there a couple weeks ago.

00:36:33.000 Oh, you had a meeting there about Fight Pass, right?

00:36:35.000 About EBI? And Combat Jiu-Jitsu.

00:36:37.000 How'd that go?

00:36:39.000 Good, good, good.

00:36:41.000 You know, yeah.

00:36:43.000 You did it?

00:36:48.000 We're still in negotiations about combat jiu-jitsu, which is in three weeks.

00:36:57.000 It's looking good.

00:36:59.000 They've been doing a lot of promotion, I know, of EBI on Fight Pass.

00:37:05.000 Yeah.

00:37:05.000 During the fights, we've had some nice promotions.

00:37:08.000 They sat us down and said, listen, look what we do for you.

00:37:12.000 They put a whole presentation.

00:37:14.000 Every time we mention you guys on this show or that show, boom, you know how much that's worth?

00:37:19.000 They broke it down for us and we're like, fuck.

00:37:21.000 That's pretty badass.

00:37:22.000 It is.

00:37:23.000 It's killer.

00:37:24.000 Are you in contract negotiations with them?

00:37:26.000 That's what's going on?

00:37:27.000 Combat Jiu Jitsu is an offshoot.

00:37:30.000 It's a spin-off from EBI. It's 100% combat Jiu Jitsu.

00:37:34.000 And you're trying to sell that to them?

00:37:35.000 With palm strikes.

00:37:35.000 And you're trying to sell that to Fight Pass?

00:37:37.000 We're putting on the show, and the UFC wants to be part of it.

00:37:42.000 And I just really can't explain exactly how, but we're going to figure it out within the next week.

00:37:47.000 Gotcha.

00:37:48.000 But...

00:37:51.000 If you don't know what combat jujitsu is, it's basically in between sub-only jujitsu and MMA. It's not MMA, but it's not sub-only.

00:37:59.000 It's right there.

00:38:00.000 It's for jujitsu fanatics who are just interested in seeing...

00:38:04.000 You know, there's guys that are really into kickboxing, and they know everything about kickboxing, but they'll watch MMA a little bit, you know what I mean?

00:38:11.000 But they're into kickboxing.

00:38:12.000 They're in the business.

00:38:13.000 Yeah.

00:38:14.000 And then there's guys like that in boxing.

00:38:15.000 They watch a little MMA. Well, there's guys like that in jiu-jitsu, too.

00:38:19.000 A lot of guys in jiu-jitsu do not watch the UFC. You know why?

00:38:22.000 Because they're so into jiu-jitsu.

00:38:24.000 They want to see jiu-jitsu.

00:38:25.000 They watch jiu-jitsu and MMA, but they're not interested in kickboxing, just like a kickboxing guy is not interested in watching jiu-jitsu matches.

00:38:33.000 So there's a lot of different little genres, and combat Jiu Jitsu is for the Jiu Jitsu freak that wants to watch Jiu Jitsu competition with a little more realism, a little bit closer to MMA. When you add palm strikes, the importance of each position changes tremendously.

00:38:51.000 Like in the Sub-Only game, that's one aspect.

00:38:55.000 In the Sub-Only game, the full guard is not important.

00:39:00.000 At all.

00:39:01.000 If you never want to play full guard, that's on you.

00:39:03.000 You don't have to.

00:39:04.000 You could win Abu Dhabi in the point system without ever playing full guard.

00:39:07.000 You could win.

00:39:08.000 Full guard is so not important in samba-holi and in point grappling.

00:39:13.000 Can you explain what you're allowed to do?

00:39:15.000 What are you allowed to do with combat jiu-jitsu?

00:39:17.000 Strike-wise?

00:39:18.000 Can you punch at all?

00:39:19.000 No, it's palm strikes.

00:39:21.000 Only.

00:39:21.000 When you're standing, it's just wrestling.

00:39:24.000 It's not MMA. Right.

00:39:26.000 It's not MMA. Just wrestling, standing.

00:39:27.000 It's extreme jiu-jitsu.

00:39:28.000 You gotta look at it.

00:39:29.000 So, wrestling is just, standing is just wrestling, but as soon as someone hits the ground, you can start throwing palm strikes.

00:39:34.000 Right.

00:39:35.000 But no elbows to the body, no punches to the body.

00:39:38.000 No punches, just palm strikes to the body.

00:39:40.000 Nothing.

00:39:41.000 Just palm strikes.

00:39:42.000 So it's like, remember the old Gracie in action videos?

00:39:44.000 Yeah.

00:39:44.000 All those challenge matches in Brazil, they had rules.

00:39:47.000 They were just palm strikes and jiu-jitsu.

00:39:50.000 Those were rules.

00:39:51.000 So after we did the first combat jiu-jitsu tournament at EBI 11, that's when I first introduced it, Horian Gracie calls me.

00:39:59.000 I never talked to Horian Gracie.

00:40:00.000 I love Horian.

00:40:00.000 Ever.

00:40:01.000 He called Rose Gracie to get my number.

00:40:03.000 He wanted to call me.

00:40:04.000 I'm on the phone with Horian Gracie, and he's thanking me for putting together combat jiu-jitsu.

00:40:08.000 Eddie, this is how we used to do it in Brazil.

00:40:10.000 I wanted Halleck to do this, but Halleck would not do this.

00:40:12.000 This is what we wanted.

00:40:13.000 Thank you.

00:40:14.000 This is the real jiu-jitsu.

00:40:15.000 And I'm like, holy shit.

00:40:17.000 The guy who invented the UFC calls me up.

00:40:20.000 Smart man.

00:40:21.000 What happens if a guy accidentally makes a fist?

00:40:24.000 It's a foul.

00:40:25.000 It's like a foul.

00:40:26.000 Do you get a point taken away?

00:40:28.000 Well, it's still no points.

00:40:30.000 We call this finish only.

00:40:32.000 Because in the first 10 minutes, if there's not a submission or a TKO, that's the only way you can finish.

00:40:38.000 Then we go into overtime, like EBI overtime.

00:40:40.000 But there has to be a finish, so we call it finish only.

00:40:43.000 So people can get knocked out.

00:40:45.000 They haven't gotten knocked out yet.

00:40:47.000 We did two four-man tournaments.

00:40:49.000 We did a girl one, the last show.

00:40:52.000 At EBI 11, like six months ago, we did the first one.

00:40:54.000 Now we're doing a whole show.

00:40:56.000 Combat Jiu-Jitsu Worlds 1. A whole show.

00:41:00.000 And Gary Tonin's going to be in it.

00:41:01.000 Wagner Rocha's going to be in it.

00:41:03.000 So tomorrow, you're going to see Gary Tonin and Wagner Rocha going at it EBI style.

00:41:08.000 And then three weeks later, you're going to see them going at it with palm strikes.

00:41:11.000 Wow.

00:41:11.000 How cool is that going to be?

00:41:13.000 The palm strikes is interesting because you remember when Bas Rutten burst onto the scene in Pancrase was lighting motherfuckers on fire with palm strikes?

00:41:21.000 Yes, yes.

00:41:21.000 Because he figured out instead of swinging like a bitch, what he figured out is you pull the palm strikes and throw punches.

00:41:28.000 Just as you're throwing punches.

00:41:29.000 You're going to break his hand.

00:41:30.000 Yeah.

00:41:31.000 That's why he started doing a lot of it.

00:41:33.000 No, no.

00:41:33.000 That was the rules.

00:41:35.000 Yeah, I know.

00:41:35.000 I know.

00:41:36.000 But even when he went to MMA, he said he would keep the same thing.

00:41:39.000 Even if there's a rule or not, because he said he wouldn't break his hand.

00:41:42.000 Well, you definitely can.

00:41:43.000 But he threw a lot of punches in MMA. For sure, but he would still throw hooks and stuff with open hand.

00:41:48.000 Look, the thing about the palm is it's not much softer than punching somebody.

00:41:54.000 But you don't hurt your hand at all.

00:41:55.000 Yeah.

00:41:56.000 Like, if you got a guy like Boss Rootin who really knows how to do it well, like, Boss has weird wrists.

00:42:01.000 He could pull his hand way further than I can.

00:42:04.000 Like, he pulls his hand way back.

00:42:06.000 Like, he gets his hand, like, back there.

00:42:08.000 Yeah.

00:42:08.000 So he's basically just fucking palm snagging.

00:42:11.000 He probably works on it, too.

00:42:12.000 I bet he does.

00:42:13.000 It's embarrassing.

00:42:14.000 So what happens with combat jiu-jitsu is the importance of the positions change.

00:42:21.000 Like all of a sudden when there's palm strikes, full guard is crucial.

00:42:25.000 Guard is trouble.

00:42:26.000 Yeah, guard would be trouble.

00:42:27.000 You can't be half guard.

00:42:29.000 Unnecessary in all of jiu-jitsu.

00:42:31.000 There's guys that win Abu Dhabi multiple times, never put anybody in their full guard.

00:42:35.000 It's so unnecessary.

00:42:37.000 But when there's palm strikes, it's the most important guy.

00:42:40.000 So it's better to prepare for MMA with that.

00:42:43.000 That's another reason.

00:42:45.000 So aspiring grapplers that want to start working on MMA type jiu-jitsu and jiu-jitsu positions and focus on the positions that are going to translate to MMA better, combat jiu-jitsu will get their feet wet.

00:42:56.000 That makes sense.

00:42:57.000 It'll get their feet wet.

00:42:58.000 They'll get to practice MMA jujitsu without worrying about getting head kicked or something.

00:43:05.000 You know what I mean?

00:43:06.000 That's what it's for.

00:43:06.000 It's for the jujitsu fanatics that they like to see MMA when there's jujitsu.

00:43:12.000 Well, with combat jujitsu, it's going to be mostly jujitsu.

00:43:15.000 Well, you know, whenever they move rules around on combat sports, it makes it interesting.

00:43:19.000 That's what they did with K1. They took Muay Thai and they said, you know what, this clinch, you guys clinched too much, the elbows cut people up, you know, knees to the face.

00:43:27.000 Let's cut all the fucking clinch with the knees to the face, like holding and kneeing, and let's just have it turn into kickboxing.

00:43:34.000 Yeah, try to make it better.

00:43:35.000 Yeah, they just tried to make it more exciting.

00:43:36.000 Yeah.

00:43:37.000 This is going to be for guys that like MMA when there's Jiu Jitsu in it.

00:43:40.000 Now we're going to get pure MMA style Jiu Jitsu.

00:43:43.000 And we don't have to worry about the striking.

00:43:45.000 We love Muay Thai.

00:43:46.000 We love all that.

00:43:47.000 But this is just for the hardcore Jiu Jitsu guys.

00:43:50.000 We're going to get a lot of data on what leg lock positions are going to go out the door.

00:43:55.000 Because in the sub only game, shit, you can go for any goddamn leg lock you want.

00:43:59.000 But when they're striking, we're going to, uh-uh, not with that one.

00:44:02.000 And that one's too risky.

00:44:04.000 Let's just stick with these right here.

00:44:05.000 And that's what we're going to find out.

00:44:07.000 Are guys working their ground and pound?

00:44:09.000 Are guys getting a bag and just fucking bam, bam?

00:44:13.000 Do they have to stay down, Eddie?

00:44:14.000 Tomorrow?

00:44:15.000 If I'm in guard and I'm on top, can I posture up?

00:44:19.000 Yes.

00:44:20.000 As long as the guy's on the ground, you could stand up.

00:44:22.000 You could be in a horse dance and throw palm strips.

00:44:25.000 And tomorrow at EBI 13, it's a regular sub-only 16-man tournament, but we're also having a four-man combat jiu-jitsu tournament with Richie Martinez.

00:44:36.000 We just missed a knockout.

00:44:37.000 Jan Blachowicz just knocked somebody out.

00:44:40.000 He's a real veteran.

00:44:41.000 He's bodied up, too.

00:44:42.000 He's a real vet with a body on him.

00:44:44.000 Yeah, he's jacked.

00:44:45.000 He's very wide.

00:44:46.000 Yeah, he is.

00:44:48.000 Let's watch what happened in the replay.

00:44:50.000 Might have missed a couple leg days, whatever.

00:44:53.000 They just stopped the fight for some reason, and then they came back right away.

00:44:57.000 Knocked him out or something.

00:44:58.000 They stopped it, then were like, go!

00:44:59.000 And he knocked him out.

00:45:00.000 Yeah, I missed the way he stopped it.

00:45:01.000 I was trying to reset the clock, and I looked back up, and it was over.

00:45:04.000 Well, we'll get a look at the replay here.

00:45:09.000 Here we go.

00:45:12.000 Left hook.

00:45:12.000 Left hook counter.

00:45:14.000 That wobbled him.

00:45:17.000 Oh, he choked him.

00:45:18.000 Oh, we got him in a standing choke.

00:45:20.000 Wow, look at that.

00:45:21.000 Look at that!

00:45:22.000 That's pretty dope.

00:45:23.000 He's pretty concussed.

00:45:25.000 It's better than a knockout right there, right?

00:45:27.000 Come on.

00:45:27.000 That was sweet.

00:45:28.000 Left hook, he's all messed up, and the choke's enough.

00:45:30.000 It's way more dramatic than a knockout right there.

00:45:33.000 You got standing, rear naked choke, against the fence, no hooks.

00:45:37.000 Somebody had some ridiculous elbow knockout yesterday.

00:45:42.000 Oh, no!

00:45:43.000 How about Heather Hardy?

00:45:44.000 Oh!

00:45:45.000 Whoa!

00:45:45.000 Have you seen this, Eddie?

00:45:47.000 So she was a ridiculous boxer.

00:45:49.000 I mean, one of the best female boxers of all time.

00:45:50.000 It's like, hey, I want to try MMA. She had a good first fight in Madison Square Garden.

00:45:54.000 She fought last night.

00:45:55.000 This girl had three fights.

00:45:57.000 No, no, no.

00:45:58.000 The girl had zero MMA fights.

00:45:59.000 No, she had three MMA fights.

00:46:00.000 Three amateur.

00:46:01.000 Amateur.

00:46:02.000 This is her pro debut.

00:46:04.000 In Bellator.

00:46:05.000 Her pro debut, but she was a kickboxer.

00:46:07.000 And she kicked this girl's fucking face in.

00:46:09.000 Well, Heather rolled like you're doing boxing.

00:46:10.000 Christina Williams.

00:46:11.000 Heather rolled like you're doing boxing.

00:46:13.000 That girl went...

00:46:13.000 Hey!

00:46:14.000 Boom!

00:46:15.000 Well, the girl was beating her ass before that.

00:46:17.000 Did you see her elbows?

00:46:18.000 Yes.

00:46:19.000 Like, Heather was like, what the fuck are these?

00:46:20.000 Yeah, she didn't know what to do.

00:46:22.000 She thought she was in a safe position.

00:46:23.000 And also, the girl was lighting her up from the outside with kicks.

00:46:26.000 She was a kickboxing champion.

00:46:28.000 Undefeated in kickboxing.

00:46:29.000 Undefeated in taekwondo, I think.

00:46:31.000 Undefeated in boxing.

00:46:32.000 So the girl, like, knew how to strike.

00:46:35.000 I root for Heather, man.

00:46:36.000 You hear her story, it's fucking fascinating, man.

00:46:38.000 What's her story?

00:46:39.000 Well, she was living with her, I think, her mom, her grandma, and she had a daughter, and they were all living in a one-bedroom place in New York, and she was like, I'm going fucking crazy being in the house with the baby all day.

00:46:49.000 I just need an hour to go work out.

00:46:50.000 Someone's like, oh, there's a boxing gym down the street.

00:46:52.000 She walks in the boxing gym, starts to work out, and they're like, damn, you're not bad at this.

00:46:58.000 Boom.

00:46:58.000 Next thing you know, monster.

00:47:01.000 It's because she didn't run into that chick.

00:47:03.000 Monster.

00:47:03.000 Well, box, and I think Heather would divert that fucking girl.

00:47:05.000 I don't know.

00:47:05.000 That girl can fight, man.

00:47:07.000 Boxing would be a different story, yeah.

00:47:08.000 I don't know about all that.

00:47:09.000 Heather's super high-level boxing.

00:47:10.000 She is, but that girl can box, too.

00:47:13.000 She has an undefeated kickboxing record, as well.

00:47:16.000 Yeah, I hear you.

00:47:17.000 Heather's a monster.

00:47:18.000 But her control of distance was what's important.

00:47:20.000 And when she was standing in front of her, she would kick and then she'd move to another angle.

00:47:24.000 She'd mix it up non-stop and Heather just wanted to kind of get in close and play that dirty boxing game.

00:47:28.000 Well, the big thing was the distance, you know?

00:47:31.000 Christina Williams was fighting completely outside.

00:47:34.000 I mean, if you've got to close the distance and you can't throw kicks, like if you're a boxer and you can't throw kicks and the other person can box a little and they can kick good like this girl can, you're fucked, man.

00:47:45.000 Those kicks hit you a couple times in the arms and all of a sudden those arms don't work so good anymore.

00:47:49.000 You know, and then you're super nervous.

00:47:51.000 You kick in the rhythm.

00:47:51.000 Then you see Heather there, she tried rolling like you do from a left hook or something like that, and that fucking kick hit her so hard, man.

00:47:59.000 Shin right to the face.

00:48:00.000 Her nose is just destroyed.

00:48:02.000 Like she's never going to look the same again.

00:48:04.000 She's a pretty girl, too.

00:48:05.000 Yeah, they're gonna have to redo her.

00:48:06.000 It's a bummer, because, you know, their beltors bank on her to kind of be the next big thing to carry that women's division.

00:48:11.000 Not that a loss kills her, but...

00:48:14.000 That kind of loss is a tough one, because you get your face caved in.

00:48:17.000 Again, your face caved in is not just losing.

00:48:19.000 Talking about Cyborg style?

00:48:20.000 Yeah.

00:48:20.000 Michael Venom Page?

00:48:21.000 It's just...

00:48:22.000 Yeah, the face is so fucked up.

00:48:25.000 Like, you just gotta wonder, like, how long would it take before that girl could even fight again?

00:48:29.000 Did you see Michael Venom Page's professional boxing debut?

00:48:32.000 Granted, the motherfucker he fought was...

00:48:33.000 4-70, whatever.

00:48:36.000 He murked that dude.

00:48:37.000 And he did it in a weird way.

00:48:38.000 Hands down, leaped forward with a straight right, blasted him, and then just stepped on the ropes and looked away.

00:48:43.000 How exciting is that kid?

00:48:45.000 He's fun, man.

00:48:46.000 He would be a big star in the UFC. With the right matchups, yeah.

00:48:50.000 Yeah, in Bellator, they just do not get the credit that they deserve.

00:48:55.000 I mean, I agree.

00:48:56.000 No one gets the credit they deserve.

00:48:57.000 But, you know, he's a big star over there.

00:48:58.000 Like, in London, he's big.

00:49:00.000 Him and Paul Daly is going to happen.

00:49:01.000 Oh, yeah.

00:49:02.000 Well, I hope it happens.

00:49:03.000 It's going to happen.

00:49:04.000 It is a video, Jamie.

00:49:06.000 You find a video of the punch.

00:49:08.000 There it is.

00:49:09.000 It's kind of crazy.

00:49:10.000 Watch how he does this.

00:49:13.000 His style's so...

00:49:14.000 Oh!

00:49:16.000 Look at him!

00:49:18.000 He's hilarious, man.

00:49:20.000 Yeah, he's kind of comical.

00:49:22.000 That was a serious right hand.

00:49:24.000 Holy shit.

00:49:25.000 And there's so much stepping into it, so much momentum behind that part.

00:49:28.000 Rory McDonald was on my show talking about how he'd like to fight him eventually.

00:49:31.000 Yeah?

00:49:31.000 That'd be a fun fight.

00:49:32.000 Although if Rory just came in with some wrestling shoes, would just pick him apart.

00:49:36.000 He would dismantle him.

00:49:37.000 The problem is Roy is not easy to hit.

00:49:40.000 He's very good on his feet.

00:49:41.000 Oh, Roy, stay behind the jab if he wants to.

00:49:42.000 If he got a hold of Michael, Michael's fucked.

00:49:45.000 Which he would do.

00:49:46.000 Yeah, he's just too high-level.

00:49:47.000 Rory has just one of the most comprehensive games in the 170-pound division in the world.

00:49:52.000 He's the best welterweight in the world.

00:49:53.000 He very well could be.

00:49:54.000 He beat the USC champ.

00:49:56.000 He beat Woodley, yeah.

00:49:57.000 But then lost to...

00:49:59.000 I think...

00:50:00.000 You know what, man?

00:50:01.000 Rafael Dos Anjos fighting Robbie Lawler.

00:50:04.000 Goddamn, that's a good fight.

00:50:05.000 It's a good fight.

00:50:06.000 We're going to learn a lot about Dos Anjos at 170. Dos Anjos at 170 looks like a fucking murderer.

00:50:11.000 Looks scary.

00:50:11.000 He looks like the same guy at 155. I think when he was making that mad run at 155, you know, when he got to the end and he lost to Alvarez, he was just cutting too much weight.

00:50:21.000 He couldn't do it anymore.

00:50:22.000 Too much weight.

00:50:22.000 But now you see him at 175, he looks more comfortable, he's got more power, and he's beating the fuck out of people at 170. I mean, he ate Neil Magny the fuck up.

00:50:31.000 He ate him up, ran through him.

00:50:33.000 It was like a world champion fighting a journeyman.

00:50:35.000 That's what it was like.

00:50:36.000 I'm in a journey, man.

00:50:38.000 Listen, I love you, Neil, but it looked like fucking amateur hour.

00:50:42.000 Yeah, he smashed him.

00:50:43.000 Well, Neil's always going to have problems with the real elite guys on the ground.

00:50:47.000 Elite grapplers?

00:50:48.000 That's his downfall.

00:50:49.000 That's his Achilles heel.

00:50:50.000 Everyone else, he can fucks with.

00:50:52.000 You know, he beat Kelvin Gaslam.

00:50:53.000 He's beat top-level guys.

00:50:54.000 But if they're really, really good on the ground...

00:50:56.000 But let's be honest about why he beat Kelvin.

00:50:58.000 Kelvin was overweight, and he came in, and he tried to cut too much weight, and he was just diminished.

00:51:03.000 I think Kelvin in shape is just way too much for him.

00:51:06.000 That's my opinion.

00:51:07.000 I just think Kelvin is one of the best in the world.

00:51:09.000 I'm not saying he's not, but matchup-wise, even at 70s can be a tough fight for Kelvin.

00:51:14.000 Kelvin can do things to him that he can't do to Kelvin.

00:51:17.000 Kelvin knocks people dead.

00:51:18.000 And he doesn't.

00:51:19.000 Neil has got incredible cardio, long reach, but he just kind of picks guys apart.

00:51:24.000 Long range.

00:51:25.000 Bring in the deeper rounds.

00:51:26.000 Most impressed with him was when he fought Hector.

00:51:31.000 Hector Lombard.

00:51:31.000 Oh, Lombard, yes.

00:51:32.000 Because Lombard had him dead.

00:51:34.000 He had him on Queer Street.

00:51:35.000 I mean, you can say what you want about Neil, but he beat Hector Lombard, Johnny Hendricks, and Kelvin Gaston.

00:51:40.000 Yep.

00:51:41.000 World-class.

00:51:41.000 I mean, he's definitely a world-class fighter, but that's how good Dos Anjos is.

00:51:45.000 Dos Anjos kicked him one time to the legs.

00:51:47.000 His legs went...

00:51:47.000 Well, when he took him down, it was fucking...

00:51:50.000 Took him down with a leg kick.

00:51:51.000 Ate his ass up.

00:51:52.000 Yeah, he leg kicked him to the ground.

00:51:54.000 I mean, have you seen the size of Dos Anjos' legs at 172?

00:51:58.000 He's a monster.

00:51:59.000 He's so much bigger.

00:52:01.000 It's just so much healthier for him.

00:52:03.000 I just...

00:52:04.000 Dana said something recently that he doesn't think that more weight classes are the solution to weight cutting.

00:52:10.000 I disagree.

00:52:10.000 Well, what's the solution?

00:52:12.000 Whatever we're doing is not working because no one misses more weight than at 55 and 70. Well, how about Kevin Lee?

00:52:17.000 I mean, if they've got everything locked down, how does Kevin Lee barely make it to 155 and looks like he's on death door and he's 19 pounds over two days out?

00:52:27.000 Well, who has it locked down, you're saying?

00:52:29.000 I'm saying they don't have it locked down.

00:52:32.000 It's the biggest issue, well, besides some other things, but it's one of the biggest issues in our sport.

00:52:36.000 And now Kevin has said he can't do it anymore.

00:52:39.000 He's going to move up.

00:52:40.000 He said this weight cut damn near killed him.

00:52:42.000 He said that?

00:52:42.000 Yeah, he's going to move up.

00:52:43.000 The staff ain't helping nobody either.

00:52:44.000 Who said that?

00:52:44.000 Yeah.

00:52:45.000 Kevin Lee.

00:52:46.000 He's going to 170?

00:52:46.000 Yeah.

00:52:47.000 You just gotta do same day weighing.

00:52:49.000 Nobody will take a chance.

00:52:51.000 No one would kill themselves if it's same day weighing.

00:52:53.000 They wouldn't take a chance.

00:52:54.000 That's why IBJJF does that.

00:52:57.000 EBI does that.

00:52:58.000 Same day, you're gonna take a chance.

00:52:59.000 You can't take a chance.

00:53:00.000 You just gotta compete at what you're really at.

00:53:04.000 If you got a day to recover, they go, damn, I got a day to recover.

00:53:07.000 I can kill myself.

00:53:08.000 I'll have 24 hours to recover.

00:53:10.000 But when you don't have, like, IBJJF, they make you weigh in, and then you fight right a minute later.

00:53:17.000 But, you know, I love Kevin, he knows, but...

00:53:20.000 You know, Tony cut a bunch of weight.

00:53:22.000 He figured it out.

00:53:23.000 Yeah, but Tony was like three pounds over like a couple days out.

00:53:26.000 Yeah, but like two weeks before.

00:53:28.000 Yeah, Tony goes down.

00:53:30.000 He has it down.

00:53:31.000 He's a soldier, dude.

00:53:32.000 I mean, you don't fuck around.

00:53:33.000 But also, if you're Dana, you need more weight classes because it's fucking your business up.

00:53:39.000 Because Khabib, I mean, we can't put any money on him.

00:53:43.000 Connor's never going to fight him.

00:53:44.000 He's not fighting Tony next.

00:53:45.000 Tony don't want to fight him.

00:53:46.000 Dude, you can't even make weight.

00:53:47.000 He's going to fight Barboza.

00:53:48.000 Maybe.

00:53:49.000 Who's going to fight Barboza?

00:53:51.000 Khabib.

00:53:51.000 Is it?

00:53:52.000 Khabib.

00:53:53.000 That's a great fight.

00:53:54.000 Apparently, according to Cormier, he's got a new nutritionist, and the nutritionist has got him on point.

00:54:00.000 It's a discipline issue.

00:54:01.000 He's got to keep the tiramisu away.

00:54:02.000 Yeah, tiramisu, I don't give a fuck if, you know...

00:54:05.000 It's definitely a discipline issue, but it's also a psychological issue.

00:54:08.000 You think Tony's going to fight Conor?

00:54:10.000 You think that's going down?

00:54:11.000 He has to.

00:54:11.000 I think Conor made that post.

00:54:13.000 Conor made that post to Tony.

00:54:16.000 Recently?

00:54:16.000 Yeah, he made an Instagram post.

00:54:17.000 Talking about the GTA post?

00:54:18.000 Yeah, Grand Theft Auto with him holding a gun, driving a boat.

00:54:21.000 Because Tony did it first.

00:54:22.000 Because Tony did it first, right?

00:54:24.000 Well, Tony was talking shit about him.

00:54:25.000 He called him McNugget and all this different shit.

00:54:27.000 He's a piece of shit.

00:54:28.000 But didn't Tony originally post the GTA meme, and then Connor responded with his, or vice versa?

00:54:34.000 I think it's vice versa.

00:54:35.000 I think Connor went at Tony.

00:54:37.000 Look, Connor's smart.

00:54:38.000 He realizes that Tony's an unusual, eccentric character.

00:54:41.000 Yeah.

00:54:42.000 He wrote Tony.

00:54:44.000 Connor is an unusual...

00:54:46.000 Look, he's got a bag of cash in the back.

00:54:48.000 Connor's an unusual eccentric character.

00:54:51.000 Tony's an unusual eccentric character, too.

00:54:53.000 And Tony, look, Tony has the longest win streak in the UFC's 155-pound division.

00:54:58.000 He is the interim champion, and he's the logical fighter.

00:55:01.000 He's won 10 in a row, for God's sakes, in the toughest division in the world.

00:55:04.000 Yeah, he's a bad motherfucker, no doubt.

00:55:06.000 And a legitimate champion.

00:55:07.000 Here's the problem with that.

00:55:08.000 And I... I 100% think Conor has to fight Tony next.

00:55:12.000 If you want to be taken serious in your legacy, you have to fight Tony.

00:55:15.000 But if you're Conor's business decision-makers, you're going, look at Tony's draw for pay-per-view, though.

00:55:22.000 It's going to be tough for us to sell this thing.

00:55:24.000 Well, yes, but not with Conor.

00:55:27.000 Conor sells like fucking crazy, and Conor versus Tony sells because Tony's a legit threat.

00:55:32.000 Conor versus my mom sells.

00:55:34.000 Right.

00:55:35.000 But Conor versus a legit threat sells.

00:55:38.000 Like Conor fighting someone sells.

00:55:39.000 But Conor versus a legit threat is where it gets interesting.

00:55:42.000 Tony is the big fight.

00:55:43.000 That's the big fight.

00:55:44.000 I agree.

00:55:45.000 Are you kidding?

00:55:46.000 He's arrived.

00:55:47.000 He's a character.

00:55:49.000 Eddie, I'm with you.

00:55:51.000 But the pay-per-view numbers were fucking awful.

00:55:53.000 They were terrible.

00:55:54.000 Well, well, you know.

00:55:56.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:55:57.000 It takes two to tango.

00:55:59.000 It does.

00:56:00.000 Not for Connor.

00:56:01.000 Kevin Lee isn't the biggest name on the planet.

00:56:03.000 Everybody respects him in the game because they know he's a beast.

00:56:06.000 He's coming up, fucking people up, choking people up, left and right.

00:56:09.000 They know he's a beast, but the world really didn't know him yet.

00:56:12.000 You know what I mean?

00:56:13.000 The world doesn't know either of them.

00:56:14.000 They know Tony now, the world knows Tony.

00:56:17.000 There was a lot of controversy on Kevin's win over Chiesa.

00:56:21.000 The world knows Tony, for sure.

00:56:22.000 The whole world doesn't know Tony, but the MMA world knows Tony, for sure.

00:56:25.000 But the regular people are the people that you need to get a hold of in order to really buy pay-per-views.

00:56:30.000 Because the world knows Nate, and that's where the businessmen, the WMEs go, well, let's do Nate, which, if you look at any poll, I did a poll, Eric Hawante did a poll, MMA Junkie, everyone goes, no, Tony Ferguson's the fucking fight.

00:56:41.000 You're talking hundreds of thousands of votes.

00:56:43.000 People go, Tony Ferguson's the next fight.

00:56:45.000 But WME's going, yeah, but the money's over here.

00:56:47.000 Yeah.

00:56:48.000 But the Nate fight's not going anywhere.

00:56:50.000 And how long are you going to let Conor play this kind of weird make-up-a-fight game, you know?

00:56:55.000 Well, here's the thing with Nate.

00:56:56.000 Nate made four million bucks over two fights, and he don't give a fuck.

00:57:00.000 He's like, pay me.

00:57:02.000 You gotta pay me.

00:57:03.000 But the UFC's going to pay you for what?

00:57:05.000 You've lost four out of your last seven.

00:57:07.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:57:08.000 Yeah, but he beat Conor.

00:57:09.000 And in the second fight, he arguably had a draw with Conor.

00:57:13.000 But he lost.

00:57:14.000 He lost a decision based on a couple of people's opinion.

00:57:17.000 That's all that matters, Joe.

00:57:19.000 But it doesn't matter.

00:57:20.000 It doesn't.

00:57:20.000 Public opinion means a lot.

00:57:22.000 If you went online and you asked people who you think won that fight, I bet you would get very close to 50-50 Nate versus Conor.

00:57:28.000 It doesn't matter.

00:57:29.000 It does matter in terms of how you sell the fight.

00:57:32.000 It doesn't because to sell the fight, if Nate would have won if those three people and had Nate winning, you don't have a third fight.

00:57:40.000 You could absolutely have a third fight after he beats Eddie Alvarez.

00:57:44.000 No, not twice in a row.

00:57:45.000 Sure.

00:57:45.000 After he beat Eddie Alvarez, you absolutely could have a third fight.

00:57:49.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:57:49.000 Not if Nate beat him twice.

00:57:51.000 Not true.

00:57:52.000 Especially if he beat him by the same decision.

00:57:55.000 If he had the exact same fight and Nate won that decision, which was entirely feasible, right?

00:58:00.000 The second fight was so close, you could easily have given it to Nate.

00:58:03.000 If Nate wins that second fight...

00:58:05.000 He's beat him twice in a row.

00:58:07.000 You can do it a third time.

00:58:08.000 You don't think that after Conor knocks out Eddie Alvarez the way he did, if Conor fought Alvarez, knocked him out, you don't think you could sell a third fight because it was so goddamn razor close?

00:58:16.000 God, 0-2, I guess.

00:58:18.000 You're looking at the numbers.

00:58:20.000 You see, the problem with decisions is these decisions are solidified by three people that oftentimes don't even have a fucking background in MMA and get decisions wrong all the time.

00:58:29.000 That doesn't mean a lot to me.

00:58:31.000 What means a lot to me is how close the fight was.

00:58:33.000 That's what means a lot to me.

00:58:35.000 If a guy goes 0-2, it's going to be tough to tell me on Trilogy.

00:58:37.000 What do we got, Jamie?

00:58:38.000 The scorecards from that fight.

00:58:39.000 Yeah, 47-47, 48-47, 48-47.

00:58:43.000 That's as fucking close as it gets.

00:58:44.000 It's a majority decision.

00:58:46.000 One guy scored a draw.

00:58:48.000 Glenn Trowbridge.

00:58:49.000 I do not remember what I thought.

00:58:52.000 Whether I thought it went to Conor or went to...

00:58:56.000 You know what?

00:58:56.000 I don't think I watched it again.

00:58:58.000 I'm pretty sure I only watched that fight when I was...

00:59:00.000 It was a close fucking fight.

00:59:02.000 Very close.

00:59:02.000 Super razor close.

00:59:03.000 We've seen decisions...

00:59:05.000 Like in fights that weren't as close, go to the other guy.

00:59:09.000 But no one got robbed in that fight.

00:59:11.000 I wouldn't say Nate got robbed.

00:59:13.000 I would say that it's a controversial decision because anytime you have a majority decision, there's some controversy to it.

00:59:20.000 But my point is, you could easily sell that fight even if Nate had won.

00:59:26.000 I think there's other fights to sell, bigger fights.

00:59:30.000 What is a bigger fight?

00:59:31.000 If Nate fought Connor, you think there's a bigger fight?

00:59:35.000 Than that?

00:59:36.000 Hold on, Joe.

00:59:37.000 What are you saying?

00:59:38.000 I'm trying to follow you.

00:59:38.000 So you're saying if Nate beat him twice, the third fight's going to be a big fight right now?

00:59:43.000 This beat him stuff, it's the same exact fight.

00:59:46.000 The same exact fight takes place.

00:59:48.000 The same exact fight.

00:59:51.000 The same exact fight.

00:59:52.000 Those three random fucking people, they decide, you know what, this 47-47, I'm going to go 48-47 Diaz.

01:00:00.000 And then the 48-47 goes, you know what, I think it's the opposite.

01:00:04.000 I think it's 48-47.

01:00:05.000 It's a make-believe world.

01:00:06.000 It's not a make-believe world, because it's entirely feasible that that could have happened.

01:00:09.000 But that never happened, and Tony has a belt.

01:00:11.000 Jesus Christ, are you listening to me?

01:00:12.000 It's entirely possible that that could have happened in the exact same fight.

01:00:15.000 It's still the same fight.

01:00:17.000 The fight was very close.

01:00:19.000 Those guys were rivals, man, and Nate choked him the fuck out in the first fight.

01:00:23.000 That's always going to be there.

01:00:24.000 So even if Conor got real close, Conor's such a superstar that if he lost a close decision in the second fight, you could absolutely make an argument for a third fight, especially with one or two spectacular performances like the Eddie Alvarez fight.

01:00:38.000 So if we're going off that, we can do any fight.

01:00:41.000 Let's do Jose Aldo.

01:00:42.000 He could say, oh, that was a freak accident at 13 seconds.

01:00:44.000 Let's run that back.

01:00:45.000 That's a huge draw.

01:00:46.000 I think you could run that back.

01:00:47.000 For sure.

01:00:49.000 And then let's run Eddie Alvarez back if he beats Justin Gaethje.

01:00:52.000 The thing about Eddie Alvarez was he beat the shit out of Eddie Alvarez and then knocked him out.

01:00:55.000 Eddie was never in that fight.

01:00:58.000 Let's bring Chad Mendes back because he took it on a six-day notice.

01:01:02.000 It's not a bad idea, but Chad's fighting at 145. You know what I'm saying, Joe?

01:01:06.000 What are you saying?

01:01:07.000 I don't understand what you're saying.

01:01:09.000 I'm just saying the Nate fight, it could have gone either way, but it didn't happen.

01:01:13.000 So you can make...

01:01:14.000 Conor in any fight is going to be big.

01:01:16.000 But winning and losing does matter at the end of the day.

01:01:18.000 To the general population, it does matter.

01:01:20.000 It does matter, but when the fights are the exact same, you could easily see the decision go one way or the other.

01:01:26.000 You know there's fights that you've watched where you say, you know what, the guy got the decision, but man, I don't agree with it.

01:01:32.000 You just said that with Mousasi and Shomenko.

01:01:34.000 For sure.

01:01:34.000 Yeah, it happens all the time.

01:01:36.000 That's part of the game.

01:01:37.000 I look at that fight, if I look at a fight like that, I absolutely want to see that fight again.

01:01:40.000 I don't care if one guy got a decision from three people that I don't agree with.

01:01:45.000 That's fine.

01:01:47.000 I guess...

01:01:48.000 We're kind of saying the same thing.

01:01:50.000 I'm saying any fight Conor does is going to be big.

01:01:53.000 Any fight Conor does is going to be big.

01:01:55.000 But I think we both agree that the big money is in the Nate Diaz fight.

01:01:58.000 Correct.

01:01:58.000 But it's not the smart fight to do.

01:02:00.000 The big money would be in the Nate Diaz fight even if Nate beat him in the second fight.

01:02:04.000 I really think that.

01:02:04.000 I don't think so.

01:02:04.000 I disagree with you there.

01:02:05.000 I do because I think Conor's a giant superstar.

01:02:08.000 He's not going to be less of a superstar.

01:02:09.000 And I think Nate would be a bigger star.

01:02:11.000 In fact, I think it would be worth more money if Nate beat him in the second fight.

01:02:16.000 Wow, because I think Nate would be a bigger star.

01:02:19.000 Tony and Conor is about his biggest fight you can get in a lightweight division in UFC history.

01:02:24.000 Because you trained Tony!

01:02:25.000 In UFC history!

01:02:26.000 In UFC history!

01:02:27.000 Tony against Conor, and that's like Duran versus Leonard.

01:02:31.000 I don't think it's the biggest fight, but I think it's what the purest is like.

01:02:34.000 No, it could be.

01:02:34.000 It's up there.

01:02:35.000 It's what the purest is like.

01:02:36.000 It's among the best lightweight division.

01:02:39.000 A unification?

01:02:40.000 It's because Conor's coming off of the Floyd Mayweather hype.

01:02:42.000 Oh dude, people know...

01:02:43.000 Let's say if Nate...

01:02:44.000 First of all, Eddie, before you rip my head off, I agree.

01:02:48.000 Tony and Conor 100% have to fight next.

01:02:51.000 He's a star in our world.

01:02:53.000 In the big world, he's not.

01:02:55.000 He's a star in our world.

01:02:56.000 Huge star in our world.

01:02:58.000 But let's say Nate...

01:02:58.000 Hold on a second.

01:02:59.000 You think you can go to the gas station right now and go, hey man...

01:03:02.000 Who's Tony Ferguson?

01:03:03.000 Depends on the guy who's there.

01:03:05.000 If he has a UFC shirt, he'll know.

01:03:06.000 If he has a WWE shirt, probably not.

01:03:10.000 What if he has an Affliction shirt on?

01:03:11.000 It all depends.

01:03:12.000 If you go to the average person and ask them who Nate Diaz is, way more people are going to know who he is than Tony.

01:03:18.000 Now hear me out, Joe.

01:03:19.000 What if Nate...

01:03:22.000 Floyd Mayweather's still a bigger name than...

01:03:24.000 They could do a rematch and have another big fight bigger than Kukui.

01:03:28.000 But I'm talking about for the UFC, fuck everyone outside the UFC. UFC has millions and millions of fans.

01:03:33.000 Well, Nate's a bigger name.

01:03:34.000 All over the world.

01:03:35.000 All over the world.

01:03:37.000 He has the interim belt.

01:03:39.000 He has to fight him.

01:03:42.000 You're right in terms of as a purist.

01:03:47.000 Correct.

01:03:47.000 But Joe, what if Nate took another fight?

01:03:50.000 As your average UFC fan, I'm right as your average UFC fan.

01:03:52.000 What if Nate fought Barboza or Khabib and beat them?

01:03:56.000 Think how big that Nate fight would be with Conor then.

01:03:59.000 That's a big if though.

01:04:00.000 The problem with that is Nate's lost to a lot of guys.

01:04:02.000 We're talking about an if world right now.

01:04:03.000 But we're not right now because we're talking about what pieces are in play right now.

01:04:08.000 What do we have right in front of us?

01:04:10.000 So if you're doing it right now...

01:04:12.000 Nate!

01:04:13.000 Well, if you're going by what the fans have voted, Tony would be the fight that the purists want.

01:04:18.000 But this is the fans that listen to Ariel Helwani or you.

01:04:21.000 These are hardcore people.

01:04:22.000 In order to make money, you have to get those people, and then you've got to get the people who know it peripherally.

01:04:28.000 Well, then Nate Diaz or Pauli Malignaggi is the next fight.

01:04:31.000 No, they don't even know who Pauli Malignaggi is.

01:04:33.000 How dare you?

01:04:34.000 They don't.

01:04:35.000 Unless Conor fights him in boxing.

01:04:38.000 That's what I'm saying, boxing.

01:04:39.000 Yeah.

01:04:40.000 But taking all that out of context, Nate is the bigger fight no matter how we paint this picture.

01:04:47.000 The fight you should do is Tony though.

01:04:50.000 Do you think that Paulie Malignaggi vs.

01:04:53.000 Conor is a bigger fight in boxing than Nate vs.

01:05:01.000 Conor is in MMA? I think whatever Conor does is big.

01:05:07.000 It doesn't matter.

01:05:09.000 I think Nate vs.

01:05:10.000 Conor is bigger in MMA than Pauly vs.

01:05:13.000 Conor is in boxing.

01:05:14.000 Probably.

01:05:15.000 Yeah, because Pauly's not like a Floyd Mayweather where he's going to get all those boxing fans.

01:05:21.000 Pauly was good and he's a big name.

01:05:22.000 He's on Showtime.

01:05:23.000 But he's not Floyd Mayweather big.

01:05:24.000 Yeah, it's just a different thing.

01:05:26.000 You have the whole Nate...

01:05:27.000 Freaking fan base.

01:05:28.000 You got the Conor fan base.

01:05:29.000 Then you have WME behind that with the hype machine.

01:05:33.000 Yeah, and they've severely lightened the sanctions on weed.

01:05:37.000 Yeah, but if you're WME, you're going, what are we going to make the most?

01:05:42.000 I'm sorry, not if you're WME. If you're Conor's business planners, you're going, how do we make the most money?

01:05:47.000 It's a McGregor promotion in boxing.

01:05:50.000 We're going to make more money doing that, fighting Pauly, and it's safer than fighting Nate or fighting That's true.

01:05:56.000 But if Conor loses two in a row in boxing, that severely diminishes his star in MMA. Comes back to MMA. And by the way, they'll strip him of his belt.

01:06:05.000 If he fights another...

01:06:06.000 You gotta strip him.

01:06:07.000 They ain't doing shit to him.

01:06:10.000 UFC, who's gonna do it?

01:06:11.000 He does whatever he wants.

01:06:13.000 He might fight at heavyweight if he wanted to.

01:06:15.000 They're not gonna do shit to him.

01:06:15.000 He's too much of a drawl.

01:06:17.000 But Tony or Nate is a dangerous fight.

01:06:20.000 Either fight is a dangerous fight.

01:06:22.000 Tony and Nate are more dangerous than fighting Pauly.

01:06:25.000 What is that?

01:06:26.000 Nate did his own.

01:06:27.000 Nate's his own GTA post.

01:06:29.000 What does it say?

01:06:29.000 It doesn't say anything.

01:06:30.000 There's no comment.

01:06:31.000 Monument?

01:06:32.000 What is that?

01:06:32.000 No, that's just that.

01:06:35.000 Just that?

01:06:38.000 I mean, regardless.

01:06:39.000 Is there a Tony one?

01:06:40.000 There's a Tony Ferguson one too?

01:06:41.000 Yeah, Tony has his.

01:06:44.000 Tony might have been the first one to do it, I think.

01:06:49.000 Tony Ferguson.

01:06:51.000 I don't see one.

01:06:52.000 Oh, there it is.

01:06:55.000 Snapdown City.

01:06:56.000 No, that's not it, is it?

01:06:57.000 There it is right there.

01:06:58.000 It's a video or something.

01:06:59.000 He's running with bears in Big Bear.

01:07:01.000 Look at him.

01:07:04.000 That's funny.

01:07:06.000 I like that he trains up there, man.

01:07:08.000 It's really interesting.

01:07:09.000 Does he always rent the same place up there or does he rent different places?

01:07:11.000 No, different houses.

01:07:12.000 So he just goes like Airbnb or something like that for a month and a half?

01:07:15.000 Exactly.

01:07:15.000 How many weeks does he stay up there?

01:07:17.000 Six weeks, something like that.

01:07:19.000 Guy's got phenomenal cardio.

01:07:21.000 He was so calm in that fight, too.

01:07:23.000 It's like he knew that Kevin was just going to eventually fade out.

01:07:26.000 Did he know about Kevin's staph infection?

01:07:30.000 No, but I noticed it right when he got on the octagon.

01:07:32.000 As soon as he got on the octagon, I'm like, dude has staff on his chest.

01:07:36.000 The way Tony responded to it, they said, did you know he had staff?

01:07:40.000 He goes, yeah, I was trying to punch it.

01:07:42.000 I was using it as a target.

01:07:46.000 I noticed it.

01:07:47.000 I was calling it on the...

01:07:48.000 I can't believe you said something.

01:07:49.000 What did you think about the fight?

01:07:51.000 Why did you think I wouldn't say something?

01:07:53.000 I don't know.

01:07:54.000 Because if you didn't know it was staff, I was like, oh, fuck.

01:07:57.000 I knew it was staff.

01:07:58.000 That looks like staff.

01:07:59.000 And I said to DC... We've had staff enough times to know.

01:08:02.000 I haven't had staff twice.

01:08:04.000 I know what staph looks like.

01:08:06.000 I'm like, that ain't good.

01:08:07.000 That's a bad one, too.

01:08:08.000 When he saw staph, I'm like, he's super screwed.

01:08:11.000 Already it was a tough matchup.

01:08:13.000 Staph, antibiotics?

01:08:14.000 No, he didn't go on antibiotics.

01:08:16.000 He said he did, I thought.

01:08:17.000 No, he said he didn't.

01:08:18.000 He said he didn't take the antibiotics because he didn't want it to wreck his cardio.

01:08:21.000 But the staph itself wrecks you.

01:08:22.000 I thought Tony looked amazing.

01:08:24.000 No, he did look amazing, but here's the thing.

01:08:26.000 When I was saying it, and I said to DC, I go, hey man, that looks like staff to me.

01:08:30.000 Does that look like staff?

01:08:31.000 And DC's like, yeah, that looks like staff.

01:08:33.000 Someone was in DC's ear saying, don't say anything.

01:08:37.000 Someone was telling them in the production, don't talk about the staff.

01:08:41.000 And then you just go, that's staff!

01:08:44.000 No, no, no, no.

01:08:47.000 This is before anybody.

01:08:50.000 I noticed it before anybody.

01:08:52.000 I noticed it immediately.

01:08:53.000 He took his shirt off.

01:08:54.000 He rented the Octagon.

01:08:55.000 I'm like, that's staff.

01:08:56.000 So the truck saw it before.

01:08:57.000 The truck was saying to DC, don't say anything.

01:08:59.000 And DC's like...

01:09:01.000 Yeah, that looks like staff.

01:09:02.000 He said it anyway.

01:09:03.000 You gotta acknowledge it.

01:09:04.000 What are you gonna do?

01:09:05.000 Well, he did an interview where he said that they brought it up.

01:09:08.000 Like, someone said it to him and he's like, nah, I'm gonna talk about it anyway.

01:09:12.000 You have to.

01:09:13.000 We're just going to ignore fucking staph?

01:09:15.000 That's dangerous!

01:09:16.000 But it's also a huge issue.

01:09:17.000 Did Tony wash himself with bleach and shit afterwards?

01:09:20.000 Yes.

01:09:20.000 What did he do?

01:09:20.000 He jumped in the shower.

01:09:21.000 Yeah, man.

01:09:22.000 Did he have defense soap?

01:09:24.000 I don't know.

01:09:25.000 Gee, I hope so.

01:09:26.000 Defense soap makes these little wipes too now.

01:09:27.000 He's fine.

01:09:28.000 Look at the size of that fucking staph infection.

01:09:32.000 I forgot he had them mounted.

01:09:35.000 Me too.

01:09:35.000 I forgot about that too.

01:09:36.000 End of the first round.

01:09:37.000 He escaped though.

01:09:38.000 Yeah.

01:09:39.000 Kevin's a talented fucking dude, man.

01:09:40.000 Super talented.

01:09:41.000 He's young.

01:09:42.000 Look at the size of that staph infection though.

01:09:44.000 Jesus Christ.

01:09:45.000 Some of the worst staph I've ever seen.

01:09:46.000 That's a huge, huge, pus-filled fucking hole.

01:09:50.000 How bodied up is that dude, by the way?

01:09:52.000 For reals.

01:09:53.000 Jacked.

01:09:54.000 How the fuck did he make 155, too?

01:09:56.000 Because he looks all of 190 right there.

01:09:58.000 He looked dead on the scale.

01:09:59.000 Yeah, he looked very bad.

01:10:00.000 He looked like the Crypt Keeper.

01:10:01.000 He looked very bad.

01:10:03.000 But that's a terrible staph infection.

01:10:05.000 I'll tell you what, Tony vs.

01:10:07.000 Conor is a fun matchup, man.

01:10:08.000 It sure is.

01:10:08.000 That's a great fight.

01:10:10.000 Tony has survivability.

01:10:12.000 He's got crazy endurance.

01:10:13.000 He's got to kill him.

01:10:14.000 He has crazy.

01:10:15.000 In a good way.

01:10:16.000 He has crazy where you're going to have to kill him.

01:10:18.000 He can get things off from everywhere.

01:10:20.000 He can beat you from the ground.

01:10:21.000 He can beat you standing.

01:10:22.000 He can knock you out.

01:10:23.000 He throws these weird off-angle punches.

01:10:26.000 He's got a great chin.

01:10:27.000 He's super durable.

01:10:28.000 Elbows from the guard, that was what changed everything.

01:10:31.000 So talented.

01:10:32.000 Yeah, that's where Kevin was in trouble.

01:10:33.000 Most fighters don't know this.

01:10:35.000 They think that in the mount, 12 to 6 is illegal, right?

01:10:39.000 These straight down, but the upside down mount is full guard.

01:10:43.000 6 to 12. They're still the 12 to 6, but they're on their back.

01:10:48.000 Those are totally legal.

01:10:49.000 Most fighters still don't know that, and they don't throw them.

01:10:51.000 Which is strange.

01:10:52.000 They don't throw them.

01:10:52.000 But you know who was the master of that shit?

01:10:54.000 Jose Pele Landi.

01:10:56.000 Oh, yeah.

01:10:57.000 He was the first Anderson Silva at Shootbox.

01:10:59.000 That was the first one.

01:11:00.000 Anderson Silva was like his little protege.

01:11:04.000 Jose Pele Landi, when he fought Makako back in the late 90s and Valetuda Mecca and all that stuff, remember?

01:11:10.000 Bare knuckle.

01:11:11.000 Remember that?

01:11:11.000 In high school gyms, they had a rivalry.

01:11:14.000 Makako was a...

01:11:14.000 He still fights now.

01:11:15.000 Makako was a jiu-jitsu guy, and Pele was the Muay Thai guy.

01:11:19.000 But any time Makako would take him down in full guard, Pele would put his feet on his hips and throw those 12 to 6 from the guard and fucking would brutalize Makako.

01:11:27.000 That's some power.

01:11:28.000 It's like you didn't want to take this...

01:11:30.000 If that's all you focused on from the full guard...

01:11:32.000 Did you guys train a lot of it?

01:11:35.000 It's hard to train those, but in full guard, we'd say, remember, always, always.

01:11:39.000 Look at Ben Saunders.

01:11:40.000 It's part of the game.

01:11:41.000 Rubber guard and elbows, they work hand in hand.

01:11:43.000 Remember when Jason Day fought Alan Belcher?

01:11:46.000 Exactly.

01:11:48.000 Jason Day versus Alan Belcher, he threw like 22 elbows for mission control.

01:11:54.000 It's part of the system.

01:11:56.000 If you can't get him in a position where you want him, just get to Michigan throw and throw elbows.

01:12:02.000 But in the situation in Tony's fight, Kevin Lee didn't want to stay on his feet.

01:12:08.000 He wanted Tony on the ground.

01:12:09.000 So when you have a situation like that where Tony's winning the stand-up, he wants to stand up, but you've got to wrestle on top of you.

01:12:15.000 Now you can put your feet...

01:12:16.000 You can put your feet on the hips because if Kevin wanted to keep the fight standing, let's say he was beating Tony standing, then Tony putting his feet on the hips would be bad because then Kevin would stand up and now we've got to drag him to the ground again.

01:12:30.000 But since Kevin didn't want to stand, now you're free to throw those 12 to 6 from the bottom.

01:12:36.000 You put the feet on the hips because Kevin has to put the pressure so it's perfect.

01:12:40.000 You just hold yourself up and you can't even fire back.

01:12:44.000 When you got your feet on the hips, your knees are blocking the shoulders.

01:12:48.000 So dudes can't even fire back.

01:12:49.000 And if you set the pace first, he's got to block.

01:12:52.000 He doesn't have time to throw because you're coming straight with those elbows.

01:12:55.000 You watch that fight.

01:12:57.000 Kevin, he was confused with the elbows.

01:12:59.000 That threw everything off.

01:13:01.000 I'll tell you what's interesting is in the fight with Tony and Connor, I'll say that's next.

01:13:06.000 If Tony goes, you know what, I'm going to do my weird movement, but I'm just going to grapple the fuck out of you.

01:13:11.000 I don't know how good of a fight you have.

01:13:13.000 Because Tony's an amazing wrestler.

01:13:15.000 People don't realize how good of a wrestler he is.

01:13:17.000 It's not a good fight for Connor, I'll tell you that.

01:13:19.000 If Tony doesn't want to be a good fight, if Tony goes, you know what, you think you're the best standing up?

01:13:24.000 I think I'm the best.

01:13:25.000 Watch this.

01:13:25.000 You have a classic on your hands.

01:13:27.000 But if Tony goes, I'm just going back to my wrestling days.

01:13:29.000 You're fucked.

01:13:31.000 It's not great for Conor.

01:13:32.000 I think it's still great because if he finishes him, it's great.

01:13:34.000 If he gets Conor to ground, beats him up and strangle him.

01:13:37.000 I'm saying for Conor.

01:13:38.000 For Tony, it's great no matter what.

01:13:40.000 I think it's a dangerous fight for Conor.

01:13:42.000 I think it's a very dangerous fight.

01:13:43.000 I think it's dangerous for both guys.

01:13:44.000 Super dangerous for Conor.

01:13:45.000 Tony's the most dangerous guy in that division.

01:13:48.000 By far.

01:13:50.000 He doesn't do anything to...

01:13:51.000 About judging, about we're talking about the arbitrary three people.

01:13:55.000 I think that's a very flawed system, and I think it's completely unnecessary today.

01:14:00.000 I think today, with access to voting and online voting...

01:14:05.000 A fan vote?

01:14:05.000 Not a fan vote.

01:14:06.000 A vote of experts.

01:14:08.000 A panel of experts.

01:14:09.000 You get a bunch of Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belts that are also MMA journalists, different referees and judges.

01:14:19.000 Have a panel of like, you know, I guess...

01:14:21.000 Who know what's going on.

01:14:23.000 Right.

01:14:23.000 Like, how does the Academy Awards work?

01:14:24.000 I don't know how it works.

01:14:25.000 But I would assume it's a bunch of people that are experts in film who are in the business.

01:14:29.000 That's a good idea, Joe.

01:14:30.000 Yes.

01:14:30.000 That's a great idea.

01:14:31.000 Well, that's different.

01:14:33.000 Oh, dear.

01:14:33.000 He's going up to Harvey Weinstein's massages.

01:14:37.000 Oh, man.

01:14:38.000 It's crazy, right?

01:14:38.000 That documentary, An Open Secret, watch that shit.

01:14:41.000 I keep hearing about that, man.

01:14:43.000 An Open Secret, watch...

01:14:43.000 Is it about...

01:14:44.000 It's about pedophilia in Hollywood, right?

01:14:46.000 It's about Hollywood managers who manage kids.

01:14:49.000 It's a racket, man.

01:14:51.000 Did you hear that that kid from Strange...

01:14:52.000 They're just grooming these kids, dude.

01:14:54.000 That kid from Strange Things?

01:14:56.000 To Sucker Dick.

01:14:57.000 Stranger Things.

01:14:58.000 Stranger Things.

01:14:58.000 He just left his manager and they're alleging sexual abuse.

01:15:03.000 They just left their agent.

01:15:04.000 See if you can find that.

01:15:05.000 Owen Benjamin just put it on his Instagram today because Owen has been taking a lot of heat online because he said that a three-year-old kid shouldn't be fucking transgender and people are giving him a hard time saying he's a bigot.

01:15:20.000 Like, are you out of your fucking mind?

01:15:21.000 What's up with this transgender shit going on?

01:15:23.000 Stranger Things actor dropped agent accused of sexual assault.

01:15:28.000 Disney star follows suit.

01:15:30.000 Jesus Christ.

01:15:31.000 This is nuts, man.

01:15:33.000 Watch an open secret and they go through...

01:15:35.000 Dude, they pick...

01:15:37.000 They're accusing people.

01:15:38.000 What's it on?

01:15:38.000 It's for free, I think, on Vimeo.

01:15:40.000 Yeah, you can watch it.

01:15:41.000 You can watch it for free on Open Secrets on YouTube or something.

01:15:44.000 You know what Sturgill Simpson told me?

01:15:46.000 He said the same thing exists in music.

01:15:48.000 What?

01:15:48.000 He said in music there's a bunch of pedos and pederasts in music as well.

01:15:52.000 For sure.

01:15:52.000 The entertainment business all the way through.

01:15:55.000 Music.

01:15:55.000 This is about music and movies and TV. It's about the whole entertainment business.

01:16:00.000 So it's women and kids.

01:16:03.000 Mostly kids.

01:16:04.000 And sometimes dudes.

01:16:05.000 You know, Terry Crews said that he was attacked.

01:16:07.000 Well, not attacked.

01:16:08.000 Some dude grabbed his dick.

01:16:09.000 Some dude grabbed his dick in front of his wife.

01:16:10.000 But some famous dude grabbed his dick.

01:16:12.000 You know who else said that?

01:16:13.000 Who was that fucking big-time football player that was in that weird movie with John Travolta?

01:16:18.000 Howie Long.

01:16:19.000 Howie Long said the exact same shit was happening to him.

01:16:21.000 Someone grabbed Howie Long's dick?

01:16:23.000 Guys were coming after Howie Long.

01:16:25.000 Guys were propositioning him, trying to tell him that this is what you have to do to make it in the movie business.

01:16:29.000 Like, suck dick or fuck girls?

01:16:30.000 You know who else it happened to?

01:16:32.000 Hulk Hogan.

01:16:33.000 Same thing happened with Hulk Hogan.

01:16:34.000 No way!

01:16:34.000 Hulk Hogan got molested trying to be in movies?

01:16:36.000 Hulk Hogan got propositioned by a high-level movie person that told him this is how the game is played.

01:16:43.000 And did he do it and make those terrible movies?

01:16:44.000 No, that's why he's not in movies.

01:16:45.000 Or why he isn't in any good ones.

01:16:46.000 Tell you what, you look at guys who are killing it.

01:16:48.000 Super skeptical hippos.

01:16:50.000 It's coming out now.

01:16:51.000 Shit's coming out now.

01:16:52.000 Donald Sterling, look at these beautiful black bodies.

01:16:55.000 What is that?

01:16:56.000 Something that I heard about before he got in trouble that this is why a lot of players didn't want to play for him because he was known to...

01:17:01.000 Bring people down in the locker room to look at his players showering and whatnot.

01:17:05.000 They're just like super uncomfortable.

01:17:07.000 Jesus Christ.

01:17:07.000 What is wrong with it?

01:17:09.000 Why is everyone so fucking creepy?

01:17:11.000 Why can't people be cool?

01:17:13.000 Be cool, man.

01:17:14.000 But hey, man, my idea about...

01:17:16.000 We go back to the...

01:17:16.000 Watch your kids.

01:17:17.000 Watch your motherfucking kids.

01:17:18.000 Don't let your kids be around weird fucking agents and taking conditions.

01:17:21.000 No, don't let your kids get into acting.

01:17:24.000 Do not let your kids get into that shit.

01:17:26.000 Has it ever worked out?

01:17:27.000 Well, you know, the other thing is, like, look at what happened with that Sandusky guy.

01:17:32.000 That guy was taking care of kids.

01:17:34.000 Like, his whole thing was like, hey, I do charitable work with children.

01:17:37.000 You know, I do charitable work, and I take care of these kids.

01:17:40.000 Call it the summer camp.

01:17:41.000 Yeah, I'm just all about helping kids.

01:17:43.000 It's all about helping kids.

01:17:44.000 They're our future.

01:17:45.000 How about that?

01:17:46.000 How about Calum went to summer camp?

01:17:46.000 Guy's dick sucked by a counselor.

01:17:48.000 I think he got jacked off.

01:17:50.000 His friend guy's dick sucked.

01:17:51.000 Damn.

01:17:52.000 Damn.

01:17:53.000 How about that guy?

01:17:54.000 It's funny because it's Callan.

01:17:55.000 I'm not advocating any of this.

01:17:56.000 What's that famous guy who's a famous dude in the UK who died and then they found out?

01:18:01.000 What's that guy's name?

01:18:03.000 Jimmy Saville.

01:18:04.000 That guy.

01:18:04.000 What'd he do?

01:18:05.000 That guy was a kid fucker.

01:18:08.000 He was super famous.

01:18:09.000 Yeah, super famous.

01:18:10.000 For what?

01:18:10.000 What did he do?

01:18:11.000 He had a big talk show in England.

01:18:14.000 He was like Benny Hill.

01:18:15.000 Yeah, that's the guy.

01:18:16.000 No shit he fucks kids.

01:18:18.000 Look at the picture above him.

01:18:20.000 Look at that picture with the red glasses above with the crazy hair.

01:18:23.000 One more.

01:18:23.000 Oh my god.

01:18:25.000 If you left your kid alone with that fucking guy, you should be slapped.

01:18:29.000 Imagine that guy putting his dick in your mouth.

01:18:31.000 Is there a documentary on him?

01:18:32.000 Yeah.

01:18:33.000 What's that called?

01:18:35.000 They kept this a secret for a long time because this guy was like a big star over there.

01:18:42.000 Look at his motherfucking teeth.

01:18:44.000 Who kept it a secret?

01:18:45.000 Like, the media?

01:18:45.000 The people that worked with him.

01:18:47.000 Like, everyone knew that he was a creep.

01:18:50.000 Louis Theroux.

01:18:50.000 Go back to that?

01:18:51.000 What about law enforcement in the UK? You know what I mean?

01:18:54.000 Louis Theroux's new Jimmy Seville documentary is a horrible misstep.

01:19:00.000 Oh.

01:19:01.000 I don't know.

01:19:01.000 Louis Theroux is awesome.

01:19:03.000 I doubt that he fucked anything up.

01:19:04.000 That guy makes some of the best fucking documentaries going.

01:19:07.000 Yeah, he's a monster.

01:19:08.000 It's probably some...

01:19:09.000 Yeah, someone who's a hater.

01:19:11.000 Exactly.

01:19:11.000 Man, that is so heavy.

01:19:13.000 There's a lot of fucking haters out there.

01:19:13.000 Dude, think about that.

01:19:14.000 Think about...

01:19:15.000 Donald Cerrone.

01:19:16.000 All this shit that's going on.

01:19:18.000 Donald Cerrone.

01:19:20.000 Yeah.

01:19:21.000 Yeah, man.

01:19:22.000 There is a lot of Jimmy Savile gropes teenager in newly released Louis Theroux footage.

01:19:27.000 Ugh.

01:19:29.000 Powerful, shitty people.

01:19:30.000 Have you seen the stuff that Joe Biden?

01:19:32.000 You know, Joe Biden, the former vice president?

01:19:34.000 Dude, there's videos on him, like, at the White House and taking pictures with kids, dude.

01:19:38.000 Yeah, looking weird.

01:19:39.000 Have you seen that, dude?

01:19:39.000 Really, I haven't seen him.

01:19:40.000 Have you seen that shit?

01:19:41.000 He's, like, he's groping him and shit?

01:19:43.000 I just think he's super awkward with kids.

01:19:44.000 Those guys, when you're untouchable...

01:19:46.000 When there's no way you're going to get busted for anything, murder, child molestation, dude, you don't give a fuck.

01:19:51.000 You just do it out of the open.

01:19:52.000 I don't give a fuck who you are.

01:19:54.000 You grab my kid anywhere that's not appropriate.

01:19:56.000 There's a lot of...

01:19:57.000 He's like, dude, that guy's a sick bastard.

01:20:00.000 It looks like we said earmuffs there and just told her a secret.

01:20:03.000 Yeah, I mean, the problem is you're taking a screenshot.

01:20:05.000 I've seen the videos.

01:20:07.000 I've heard the audio.

01:20:08.000 You could hear what he says to these kids.

01:20:10.000 What does he say?

01:20:11.000 Creepy ass shit.

01:20:13.000 Like what?

01:20:15.000 He's taking pictures of all these kids and he's just whispering in their ear.

01:20:18.000 Oh, you're beautiful.

01:20:20.000 Biography of a big government creep.

01:20:21.000 Ew.

01:20:24.000 There's video of this.

01:20:25.000 These are stills, but there's actually video of this shit.

01:20:28.000 And this is, by the way, what you're seeing in public, right?

01:20:30.000 Yeah, he don't care.

01:20:31.000 They don't give a shit.

01:20:32.000 Well, that's not that he doesn't care.

01:20:33.000 It's just that's a small version of probably what he's like behind closed doors.

01:20:37.000 If you're a big Hollywood actor, maybe you're not, and you didn't get sexually harassed, are you pissed off?

01:20:44.000 You're pissed off right now.

01:20:44.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:20:45.000 You're like, what the fuck, man?

01:20:46.000 If you're an actress and you worked with Harvey Weinstein and you never tried to get to suck his dick, you're like, what is wrong with me?

01:20:51.000 What the fuck is wrong with my face?

01:20:55.000 They're really going after him.

01:20:56.000 That seems weird.

01:20:57.000 It doesn't seem weird, dude.

01:20:59.000 Hell yeah, they're going after him.

01:21:00.000 That guy's entire business.

01:21:02.000 Here's the thing.

01:21:02.000 He's one of many.

01:21:04.000 There's got to be a bunch of people that ran their business that way.

01:21:08.000 But Weinstein, they say in Hollywood, my agent's like, oh no, yeah, it's about time he got caught.

01:21:13.000 I'm like, what the fuck?

01:21:14.000 Everyone knew this?

01:21:15.000 Everyone knew.

01:21:16.000 Did you see his contract?

01:21:17.000 It was in his contract.

01:21:19.000 The way he had his contract set up was like they had a certain amount of money that he would have to pay if he had a sexual harassment claim against him.

01:21:28.000 It was a thing for him.

01:21:29.000 Yes.

01:21:30.000 He had so many claims.

01:21:32.000 First offense was $100,000.

01:21:33.000 Second offense was $250,000.

01:21:36.000 Third offense was $750,000.

01:21:38.000 Fourth offense was $1 million.

01:21:40.000 Get it written into his fucking contract.

01:21:42.000 What contract?

01:21:43.000 His contract with the Weinstein Company.

01:21:45.000 He owned Miramax, right?

01:21:46.000 I don't know.

01:21:47.000 Explain that contract.

01:21:49.000 He'd have to pay $100,000?

01:21:50.000 Yes.

01:21:51.000 They're protecting themselves from sexual harassment.

01:21:54.000 When they sign him, they go, okay, the first time you fuck with one of these girls, it's going to be $100,000.

01:21:58.000 The second time, it's $200,000.

01:21:59.000 Holy shit!

01:22:01.000 That's how big of a problem it was.

01:22:03.000 It was so known of what he would do.

01:22:06.000 And look, even Quentin Tarantino said that he did it to his ex-girlfriend.

01:22:10.000 Quentin Tarantino said he knew about it.

01:22:11.000 Yeah, he did it to Mira Sorvina.

01:22:13.000 Dude, and could Harvey Weinstein get any fucking uglier?

01:22:17.000 He is a hideous man.

01:22:19.000 He's got a young ass wife.

01:22:20.000 He's so gross.

01:22:20.000 He looks like a troll.

01:22:21.000 No, what he looks like is a sexual predator in a Harvey Weinstein movie.

01:22:25.000 Correct.

01:22:25.000 Like if it was a shitty Lifetime movie, like, come on, let's do a little better than that.

01:22:29.000 That looks unrealistic.

01:22:30.000 He's hideous.

01:22:31.000 I think, you know what, I think the big...

01:22:32.000 He's so bad looking.

01:22:33.000 Listen, listen.

01:22:34.000 The girls that he's harassing, most of them bitches are fucking trash anyways.

01:22:38.000 You know what I mean?

01:22:39.000 No, no, no.

01:22:39.000 Jesus Christ, Eddie.

01:22:40.000 I think they're distracting.

01:22:41.000 What about the kids?

01:22:42.000 Fuck them bitches.

01:22:43.000 What about the kids that's going on?

01:22:44.000 Let's focus on that.

01:22:45.000 Well, I don't think those girls are trash.

01:22:46.000 I think they're just actors.

01:22:46.000 But here's the question.

01:22:47.000 Here's the problem.

01:22:48.000 This is what Whitney told me.

01:22:50.000 Whitney said- She knows her shit.

01:22:51.000 She knows her shit.

01:22:52.000 What she said is, there's a lot of girls that aren't saying a word because they did fuck them.

01:22:58.000 Of course.

01:22:58.000 And they fucked them for parts.

01:22:59.000 They fucked them for editing.

01:23:01.000 Of course.

01:23:02.000 They fucked them for a lot of things.

01:23:04.000 Well, Paltrow, that's the rumor.

01:23:06.000 But this is like a standard thing that Weinstein would do, and women agreed to it because he was a powerful motherfucker that could get them the world.

01:23:15.000 Oh, hold up.

01:23:16.000 Make them superstars.

01:23:17.000 However many, whatever 50 girls are coming out with claims against him, he's probably fucked 5,000 who aren't coming out.

01:23:23.000 I think that's probably a real number.

01:23:24.000 And ridiculously hot girls we all know about.

01:23:27.000 Now, would I suck his dick to be the next Batman?

01:23:29.000 Yeah, probably, man.

01:23:32.000 Donald Cerrone, Darren Till.

01:23:33.000 They need to focus on the kids.

01:23:34.000 There we go.

01:23:36.000 Well, that's certainly an issue, but that wasn't the thing with Harvey.

01:23:39.000 It's a way bigger issue than these chicks trying to fuck for parts.

01:23:41.000 You know what I mean?

01:23:41.000 Fuck them.

01:23:41.000 Well, don't you remember Bryan Singer?

01:23:43.000 Remember that guy who's the X-Men guy?

01:23:45.000 That guy got busted because some 17-year-old boy was saying that he got used by him at a party, and they would pass him around to all their friends, and they had all these boys.

01:23:52.000 What guy?

01:23:53.000 Bryan Singer.

01:23:54.000 From X-Files?

01:23:55.000 No, no, no.

01:23:55.000 X-Men.

01:23:56.000 Oh, my bad.

01:23:57.000 X-Files.

01:23:58.000 I thought you were talking about the guy with X-Files.

01:24:00.000 No, X-Men.

01:24:01.000 Brian, the director.

01:24:02.000 The famous director.

01:24:03.000 Yeah, that's the guy.

01:24:04.000 He's in the movie, An Open Secret.

01:24:05.000 I'm sure.

01:24:06.000 It's about him.

01:24:07.000 Hold up.

01:24:08.000 He was just some dude.

01:24:10.000 The director of X-Men.

01:24:12.000 Here he goes.

01:24:12.000 Look at that.

01:24:13.000 The sad turn behind L.A. party scene that took down Bryan Singer.

01:24:17.000 He would have all these young boys with him.

01:24:20.000 And there's a picture of them at a pool.

01:24:22.000 It is fucking hilarious.

01:24:25.000 Hilarious.

01:24:25.000 Scroll back up.

01:24:26.000 Look at this picture.

01:24:27.000 Look at him and all these young boys.

01:24:29.000 That's him on the right?

01:24:30.000 That's him above with the glasses.

01:24:32.000 Oh.

01:24:32.000 Or no, the one with the arm wrapped around.

01:24:34.000 He looks like Yellow Bastard from Sin City.

01:24:36.000 Next to the guy with the glasses.

01:24:37.000 It's him with his arm wrapped around him.

01:24:38.000 Oh, gotcha.

01:24:39.000 Wrapped around that boy, like, put his hand on the kid's chest.

01:24:41.000 That kid looks like he's all of 16, right?

01:24:43.000 So, there's a picture of him at a party that he threw at his place that is hilarious.

01:24:48.000 Where's that picture?

01:24:49.000 Because the party has all these young twinks in a pool, and the pool's lights are red, like they buttfuck so much that they just bled out and the whole pool became red.

01:25:00.000 Oh my god, Joe.

01:25:01.000 Look at it, right there.

01:25:01.000 Look at that.

01:25:02.000 Tell me that doesn't look like that.

01:25:03.000 What the fuck, man?

01:25:04.000 That's a party at Brian's house.

01:25:05.000 Are they all...

01:25:08.000 Jesus Christ!

01:25:09.000 Are they all underage?

01:25:10.000 No, probably not.

01:25:12.000 Nothing's wrong with if they're not underage.

01:25:14.000 I don't know how many of them were, but some of them apparently were underage.

01:25:16.000 Holy shit.

01:25:17.000 It just seems like...

01:25:18.000 It's a cockfest.

01:25:19.000 If you're a young boy and you're trying to be an actor in Hollywood or a singer, how are you going to avoid that shit?

01:25:26.000 Look at these fucking parties.

01:25:28.000 All these guys and hands on each other.

01:25:30.000 The thing about gay guys is a lot of gay guys...

01:25:35.000 Like guys that look younger.

01:25:38.000 They like cute guys.

01:25:40.000 Twinks.

01:25:41.000 Twinks.

01:25:41.000 They call them twinks.

01:25:42.000 You don't have a lot of hair.

01:25:43.000 Which is really funny because Andy, what the fuck's his name, the guy that runs Bravo.

01:25:50.000 What's that guy's name?

01:25:51.000 Oh, Andy Cullen.

01:25:51.000 Yeah, that guy.

01:25:52.000 He got in trouble for saying twink.

01:25:53.000 And he's gay.

01:25:54.000 Really?

01:25:55.000 Yeah, he's gay as shit.

01:25:56.000 He's awesome.

01:25:56.000 People are just getting mad at everything.

01:25:57.000 What's Twink?

01:25:57.000 Twink is like a thin, hairless, well-groomed, young, skinny and shaped kid.

01:26:05.000 They call him Twinks.

01:26:05.000 Guy.

01:26:06.000 Sorry.

01:26:06.000 Darren Till walking into the octagon.

01:26:08.000 Let's actually watch this fight.

01:26:09.000 I get creeped out.

01:26:11.000 We all have kids.

01:26:11.000 I feel sick after all that talk.

01:26:13.000 It makes me sick.

01:26:14.000 Jesus Christ, man.

01:26:16.000 Yeah.

01:26:17.000 Well, Corey Feldman apparently has been talking a lot about it, too.

01:26:20.000 Yeah, everyone thought he was crazy.

01:26:22.000 Well, he is crazy, but the question is, why is he crazy?

01:26:25.000 Like, is he crazy because he was molested?

01:26:27.000 I mean, he doesn't say, he doesn't name names, but maybe he will.

01:26:31.000 If someone said 80% of kids in Hollywood or in the entertainment business have had some kind of run-in with someone trying to molest them, would you believe it?

01:26:42.000 Yes.

01:26:42.000 80%?

01:26:43.000 I would say, I don't know, I don't want to give out crazy numbers.

01:26:46.000 I would say a large number.

01:26:48.000 I wouldn't be surprised by it.

01:26:49.000 Like the Russian Olympic team?

01:26:51.000 No, I don't think it's that bad.

01:26:52.000 Because I think there's legitimate agents, there's legitimate managers, and I think Disney has a pretty great record of putting on those kids' shows.

01:26:59.000 They're probably legit, but those ones don't get any work.

01:27:01.000 It just seems like it accelerates, like they just hook each other up and they're just looking for, they're only going to...

01:27:07.000 Some of them do.

01:27:08.000 There's definitely predators that are organized.

01:27:11.000 Definitely.

01:27:11.000 No one ever made any advances at you, Joe?

01:27:14.000 No.

01:27:14.000 Never.

01:27:15.000 Nothing.

01:27:15.000 Not like, hey, come give me a background.

01:27:17.000 I had a comic.

01:27:17.000 A gay comic.

01:27:18.000 Alex Jones said he got molested in Hollywood.

01:27:20.000 Alex Jones did?

01:27:21.000 Alex Jones talked about that one.

01:27:22.000 He was probably roofing himself.

01:27:23.000 Walked into a party.

01:27:25.000 Remember, he was in that movie with Keanu Reeves?

01:27:27.000 Put a camera on me.

01:27:28.000 He was in a movie with Keanu Reeves.

01:27:29.000 Yes, yes.

01:27:30.000 That one animated called Awake or something?

01:27:34.000 Oh, yeah.

01:27:34.000 Waking Life.

01:27:35.000 Waking Life.

01:27:35.000 Yeah, it was a great movie.

01:27:36.000 He was in that.

01:27:37.000 He was driving.

01:27:38.000 This was before anybody knew who Alex was, and I was friends with him even back then.

01:27:42.000 But they animated him ranting, driving down the street.

01:27:45.000 See, play some of that.

01:27:46.000 Play some of that.

01:27:47.000 There it is.

01:27:50.000 Of enemy propaganda rolling across the picket line.

01:27:53.000 Lay down, GI! Lay down, GI! We saw it all through the 20th century.

01:27:57.000 And now in the 21st century, it's time to stand up and realize that we should not allow ourselves to be crammed into this rat maze.

01:28:04.000 We should not submit to dehumanization.

01:28:07.000 I don't know about you, but I'm concerned with what's happening in this world.

01:28:10.000 I'm concerned with the structure.

01:28:12.000 I'm concerned with the systems of control.

01:28:14.000 Those that control my life and those that seek to control it even more!

01:28:18.000 I want freedom!

01:28:20.000 That's what I want and that's what Jason wants!

01:28:23.000 My favorite all-time Alex Jones clip is when he keeps getting mad and swearing, then he says, I apologize.

01:28:28.000 I shouldn't have said that.

01:28:30.000 And he's like a whole compilation of him freaking out.

01:28:33.000 So he did that one movie and he got molested?

01:28:36.000 Instantly.

01:28:37.000 Even though he was animated, they molested his animated character.

01:28:40.000 Hey, that's what he said on his show.

01:28:42.000 I don't know if it was during that movie, but...

01:28:45.000 Alex is at least 10% crazy, though.

01:28:46.000 You agree, right?

01:28:48.000 What was that?

01:28:48.000 He's at least 10% crazy.

01:28:50.000 But on the stuff that he reports on InfoWars, I would say he's about 85% correct.

01:28:56.000 That's probably a good number.

01:28:57.000 At least 80, right?

01:28:59.000 Like 80%, he's talking about some stuff that's probably legit.

01:29:01.000 Occasionally he goes off the rails into the woods.

01:29:03.000 That hurts him.

01:29:04.000 Yeah, but that's okay.

01:29:05.000 You can't be 100% right.

01:29:07.000 No, but the problem is he's always looking for conspiracies that might not exist, and then people can discredit him because of the misses.

01:29:14.000 You know what?

01:29:16.000 When we're making all these accusations against criminals, a couple of them are not going to stick, and you might be wrong about a couple of murderers here and there, but they're still murderers.

01:29:26.000 So we should focus on the fact that Alex Jones on Infowars, if you think that's a fake news station, then you've been brainwashed.

01:29:36.000 Because that's where most of the truth is coming from.

01:29:39.000 It's coming from Infowars.

01:29:40.000 And the mainstream media is trying to convince you that Infowars is 100% fake news when they're the fake news.

01:29:47.000 Bro, my man Cowboy needs Propecia.

01:29:50.000 Does it?

01:29:50.000 Yeah, a little bit.

01:29:51.000 It looks like it's here saying, see ya, cowboy.

01:29:53.000 Really?

01:29:53.000 You'll see it.

01:29:55.000 You'll see it.

01:29:56.000 Wait till you see it.

01:29:58.000 I love cowboy.

01:29:59.000 Wait till you see it.

01:29:59.000 I think you just got messed up hair.

01:30:01.000 Sir, wait till you see it.

01:30:02.000 I like the see ya, cowboy part.

01:30:03.000 I thought that was funny, Brendan.

01:30:05.000 See ya.

01:30:06.000 Uh, maybe?

01:30:08.000 No one has a receding hairline like that.

01:30:10.000 I do.

01:30:11.000 My shit's way worse.

01:30:12.000 Look at mine.

01:30:13.000 No, it is not, Eddie.

01:30:15.000 I like the new hairstyle you're rocking.

01:30:17.000 I like that.

01:30:20.000 You look like a guy from Fury.

01:30:23.000 You seen that movie?

01:30:23.000 You caught me freshly haircut.

01:30:25.000 I do this all the time, but when you see me, it grows out a little bit.

01:30:28.000 Once every two months, I cut my hair.

01:30:30.000 We got a big day tomorrow, so you can cut your hair.

01:30:32.000 Hell yeah, hell yeah.

01:30:33.000 You know Denny's doing combat jiu-jitsu tomorrow?

01:30:36.000 Oh shit, is he really?

01:30:37.000 I put together a special match.

01:30:39.000 It's an alternate match for the four-man tournament that Boogeyman's doing.

01:30:43.000 Boogeyman is doing combat jiu-jitsu.

01:30:45.000 Holy shit, think about that shit.

01:30:47.000 And then Denny is fighting another black belt in just an alternate single match, which is going to be like a little super fight.

01:30:53.000 So let me tell you what Vinny Shorman says about this guy, Darren Till, because Vinny Shorman's very high on him.

01:30:58.000 You know Vinny's a big-time Muay Thai commentator.

01:31:01.000 He knows a lot of shit about Muay Thai.

01:31:03.000 Till's a monster.

01:31:03.000 He said Darren Till was beating men at 15 years of age, went to Romania, won an eight-man tournament, fought two fights with a broken foot at 17, started training under Colin Heron from Kabun, a guy who was a super Thai boxer himself, now successful MMA gym known as Colin for 30 years,

01:31:21.000 a top coach.

01:31:22.000 Till's super determined, lived in Brazil too, and he's a real rags-to-riches story.

01:31:28.000 He got stabbed.

01:31:29.000 He had to go to Brazil because he got stabbed twice.

01:31:31.000 This guy right here?

01:31:32.000 Yeah.

01:31:32.000 He got stabbed in England?

01:31:33.000 He's Brazilian?

01:31:34.000 In Liverpool, his coach was like, yo man, if you want to be successful, you need to move to Brazil.

01:31:37.000 Move to Brazil, went undefeated there.

01:31:40.000 Just because of so much shit in Liverpool.

01:31:41.000 He got stabbed in Liverpool because people are so fucking crazy.

01:31:44.000 Yeah.

01:31:44.000 Yeah, he's running with a rough cut.

01:31:46.000 A lot of stabbing's going on.

01:31:47.000 I saw a crazy statistic where the stabbing is through the roof, right?

01:31:51.000 And no one's banning knives.

01:31:52.000 England has a lot of stabbing.

01:31:53.000 I'd rather get stabbed than shot.

01:31:54.000 Well, if you ban knives, how are you going to cut your steak?

01:31:57.000 Alright, here we go.

01:31:58.000 Darren Till, Cowboy Cerrone.

01:32:00.000 Scissors, Joe.

01:32:00.000 Here we go, here we go.

01:32:01.000 Scissors.

01:32:02.000 Look how big Till is, first of all.

01:32:05.000 Yeah, Till's a legit welterweight, and Donald just swung and missed with a leg kick.

01:32:11.000 Donald's a slow starter, man.

01:32:12.000 This is a trouble fight for him.

01:32:14.000 Oh, Donald went for the takedown.

01:32:17.000 Till's takedown defense is good.

01:32:19.000 Very good.

01:32:19.000 Till defended.

01:32:20.000 Such a dangerous fight.

01:32:21.000 He could have pulled guard right there.

01:32:23.000 Till's a super high-level kickboxer.

01:32:26.000 You see good distance control already?

01:32:29.000 Oh, shit.

01:32:30.000 He just tagged him.

01:32:31.000 He clipped him.

01:32:33.000 Not clean.

01:32:34.000 Did you hear how Till got this?

01:32:35.000 Oh, my God.

01:32:37.000 Oh, shit.

01:32:38.000 You've got to come forward at Donald if you're going to beat him.

01:32:40.000 You can't let him sit back and get comfortable.

01:32:42.000 Well, he's a bigger fighter, too.

01:32:44.000 Look up.

01:32:45.000 Oh, shit.

01:32:46.000 Dude.

01:32:46.000 Oh, shit.

01:32:47.000 He just dinged him.

01:32:48.000 This is a bad fight for Cowboy.

01:32:49.000 He's got to shoot and pull guard here.

01:32:51.000 Yeah, this is a bad fight for Cowboy.

01:32:52.000 He's got to shoot and pull guard.

01:32:53.000 Oh, my God.

01:32:54.000 He's getting tagged.

01:32:55.000 Cowboy doesn't move his head, man.

01:32:58.000 Cowboy's firing back.

01:33:00.000 Cowboy's not out of it.

01:33:01.000 You gotta remember all the times Cowboy's been in trouble in the past.

01:33:04.000 He's a slow starter, man.

01:33:05.000 Then once he gets going, he's trouble.

01:33:06.000 This guy legitimately might be the best striker he's fought.

01:33:09.000 There it is.

01:33:10.000 This is his chance right here.

01:33:11.000 Jump on his back.

01:33:12.000 Ooh, we've got good get-ups.

01:33:15.000 He fought in Brazil, man.

01:33:17.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:33:17.000 He fought in some weird Brazil fights.

01:33:19.000 I'm sure he's been taking down a bunch.

01:33:21.000 Good defense.

01:33:22.000 Back up to his feet.

01:33:24.000 I don't know anything about this guy.

01:33:26.000 Fuck.

01:33:26.000 I didn't either at first, and I talked shit about him.

01:33:30.000 He lashed out at me.

01:33:30.000 I did my research.

01:33:31.000 I went, oh, fuck.

01:33:33.000 This kid is a big deal.

01:33:34.000 Oh, are you talking about this main event?

01:33:35.000 Yeah, I was talking shit about him.

01:33:37.000 Good Knee of the Body by Cowboy.

01:33:38.000 What's his name again?

01:33:39.000 Darren Till.

01:33:40.000 Darren Till.

01:33:41.000 Fascinating story.

01:33:42.000 Powerful Liverpool story.

01:33:43.000 Here's the thing.

01:33:44.000 Donald has been doing a lot of other shit, too.

01:33:46.000 Hasn't he been doing a movie?

01:33:49.000 Movie, yeah.

01:33:50.000 Oh, we clipped him.

01:33:51.000 TV show, right?

01:33:51.000 Clipped him low.

01:33:52.000 Clipped him an uppercut there.

01:33:54.000 And then you got young Till, who's a monster, who's just, this is all he's thinking about.

01:33:58.000 It's the biggest opportunity of his life.

01:33:59.000 Nice jab by Till.

01:34:02.000 Looking very good.

01:34:03.000 And good distance control on the feet.

01:34:06.000 How relaxed he is for his first main event is crazy.

01:34:08.000 And he's fucking, I can't get over how big he is.

01:34:11.000 Oh, dude, he's tuning Cowboy up.

01:34:16.000 And he just doesn't respect Cowboy's striking.

01:34:18.000 His hands are low.

01:34:19.000 Look at how low his hands are.

01:34:20.000 He doesn't really give a shit.

01:34:21.000 Well, you got to think Cowboy's striking is good for MMA, but at the level that, you know, you're talking about like Glory or, you know, Lion Fight, like real high-level Muay Thai guy.

01:34:32.000 How far did he go?

01:34:34.000 Darren, like I was just saying, won an eight-man tournament in Romania.

01:34:38.000 Oh, fuck that up because it's nasty.

01:34:40.000 Vinny Shorman, who's a bit...

01:34:42.000 I'm trying to watch this and talk at the same time.

01:34:44.000 Vinny Shorman.

01:34:45.000 Oh, that's a good kick to the body by Cowboy.

01:34:47.000 Vinny Shorman's very high on this guy.

01:34:49.000 He says he's a very legit Muay Thai fighter.

01:34:52.000 The people who are in the know in the business are super high in deer and tail.

01:34:55.000 Super, super high.

01:34:56.000 You're seeing it here just from his distance control and his footwork and movement.

01:35:00.000 Every time Cowboy's trying to kick him, he's just sliding away.

01:35:03.000 Look at his beautiful right jab, too.

01:35:05.000 And he's a southpaw, too.

01:35:07.000 Oh, shit!

01:35:09.000 He's landing that straight left and he's set up and will land that uppercut.

01:35:12.000 He's done that twice to Cowboy.

01:35:14.000 Cowboy keeps ducking down.

01:35:17.000 Cowboy's getting lit up, man.

01:35:20.000 He's getting lit up and he's not having much success.

01:35:23.000 You know, if you're the UFC, though, and you're looking for fresh stars and new blood, this is what you do, isn't it?

01:35:29.000 Yeah, it is what you do.

01:35:30.000 And Cowboy's the guy that will fight anybody, anywhere, flies to fucking Poland to fight this kid.

01:35:35.000 And said, I didn't watch any footage on him.

01:35:38.000 I don't know shit about him.

01:35:39.000 I heard he's a good stand-up.

01:35:41.000 Good.

01:35:41.000 I love to strike.

01:35:42.000 Which is why we love Cowboy, but it's a double-edged sword, isn't it?

01:35:45.000 Yeah.

01:35:45.000 Well, especially when you're a big name.

01:35:47.000 Cowboy's a huge name.

01:35:48.000 So for Cowboy to fight this guy, who is arguably one of the best strikers he's ever fought, and he didn't really look into him much.

01:35:55.000 But it does nothing for Cowboy.

01:35:56.000 So you beat him, they go, yeah, you beat a guy we've never heard of.

01:35:59.000 You lose to him.

01:35:59.000 Oh, he just got hurt.

01:36:00.000 He just got hurt.

01:36:02.000 Darren just lit him up.

01:36:04.000 This fucking...

01:36:05.000 Oh, fuck, bro!

01:36:07.000 This kid is fucking gnarly.

01:36:08.000 Cowboy's in big trouble.

01:36:10.000 Knees till.

01:36:12.000 Cowboy's in big trouble.

01:36:13.000 Oh shit, this is it.

01:36:14.000 That elbow fucked him up.

01:36:15.000 That's it.

01:36:15.000 Cowboy just got stopped.

01:36:17.000 First round.

01:36:18.000 Smashed.

01:36:19.000 Ran through.

01:36:20.000 What a story.

01:36:21.000 Damn.

01:36:22.000 He just got ran through.

01:36:23.000 I love Cowboy, but what a story.

01:36:25.000 We got a new contender here at 170. He just ran through Cowboy.

01:36:29.000 Just ran through him.

01:36:30.000 Walked through him.

01:36:32.000 Literally just smashed Donald Cerrone.

01:36:35.000 Wow.

01:36:35.000 Just smashed him.

01:36:36.000 This guy has the ability to maybe, you know, contend for the belt.

01:36:41.000 Oh, 100%.

01:36:42.000 100%.

01:36:43.000 His size?

01:36:44.000 Him and Woodley?

01:36:45.000 Dude, he's only 24. 24 with that extensive of a striking.

01:36:50.000 And he just turned into a fucking star.

01:36:52.000 At least in our small group of MMA fans.

01:36:55.000 This is on Fight Pass.

01:36:56.000 Right.

01:36:56.000 There might be 40,000 people watching.

01:36:58.000 Us talking about it.

01:36:59.000 It might not even be 40,000.

01:37:01.000 I highly doubt it.

01:37:02.000 But this is bigger than that.

01:37:04.000 Like, however, watching this.

01:37:06.000 You put a YouTube video taking a piss.

01:37:08.000 It gets more views than this.

01:37:09.000 Oh, we have 40,000 watching on here.

01:37:11.000 Yeah, we're beating them.

01:37:12.000 Yeah, we're beating them.

01:37:13.000 But then when it goes for iTunes.

01:37:14.000 It used to be like 2,000.

01:37:16.000 Remember those days?

01:37:16.000 1,200.

01:37:17.000 1,500.

01:37:18.000 But look at that elbow he landed on him.

01:37:20.000 Jesus Christ.

01:37:21.000 Oh, dude.

01:37:22.000 He tuned Cowboy up.

01:37:24.000 I mean, that is just an absolute beating.

01:37:27.000 I hate seeing it for Cowboy.

01:37:28.000 And this is the reason why Cowboy's so big, but then it's also like, it fucked you, man, because you're never going to be a world champion fighting like this.

01:37:34.000 Well, it's also Cowboy has had a few of these fights recently.

01:37:38.000 Masvidal beat the shit out of him.

01:37:39.000 You know, the Robbie Lawler fight, his last fight was a rough fight.

01:37:43.000 I don't think Cowboy won that fight, but it was a controversial fight.

01:37:46.000 Back to the judges.

01:37:48.000 Some people think Cowboy won.

01:37:50.000 I think Cowboy lost that fight 2-1.

01:37:52.000 I think he lost too, because especially Robbie really came on strong in that last round.

01:37:56.000 The first round, if you have 10-8, it'd be a draw.

01:37:59.000 Cowboy's shaking his head.

01:38:00.000 His nose is smashed.

01:38:02.000 He's lost three in a row, brother.

01:38:03.000 Yeah.

01:38:03.000 That's a rough go when you're cowboy's age.

01:38:06.000 Lost three in a row and just got murked by a young kid.

01:38:08.000 A 24-year-old kid just lit him on fire.

01:38:11.000 24-year-old stud, though.

01:38:13.000 At least it's not just some random fucking guy.

01:38:15.000 That's why you don't fight randoms in Poland, though.

01:38:17.000 Right.

01:38:18.000 And plus, he should be at 55. He's a 55er.

01:38:20.000 Yes.

01:38:21.000 I mean, he's one of those guys that went up to 170, like Dos Anjos, and generally, that doesn't work.

01:38:25.000 I don't know if you can say that, though.

01:38:26.000 It does work, though.

01:38:27.000 I mean, not that often.

01:38:28.000 How often?

01:38:28.000 Because we were just talking about Kevin Lee.

01:38:30.000 Cowboys killed himself at 55. But he was dominant at 55, Cowboy.

01:38:35.000 Never championed.

01:38:36.000 He got close to a bell at 70 than he did at 55. Yeah.

01:38:39.000 Did he?

01:38:39.000 Well, I mean, he lost the belt at 55. This is what we have to worry about.

01:38:43.000 We have to worry about how the Cowboy show ends.

01:38:45.000 Because Cowboy getting stopped like that in this fight, you've got to wonder how many more of those are we going to see and what toll is that going to take on Cowboy.

01:38:54.000 Because of that style that he has, because of the fact that he's willing to fight anybody, and because of the fact that he spends his money like water.

01:39:01.000 That's the game you play, though.

01:39:02.000 It's Cowboy.

01:39:03.000 That's the persona he has.

01:39:05.000 You're Cowboy.

01:39:06.000 You fight anyone anywhere.

01:39:07.000 And then once that stops, it's a bummer.

01:39:09.000 I know that.

01:39:09.000 What I'm saying is we've got to worry about how this story ends.

01:39:13.000 Because when you're 34, you don't get younger.

01:39:16.000 You just get older.

01:39:17.000 But he's still a name, so how many more fights will they give him?

01:39:19.000 Ooh, look at this.

01:39:20.000 Look at that.

01:39:21.000 That fucking right-left combo.

01:39:23.000 He just landed on him.

01:39:25.000 We should back this up and watch it again.

01:39:27.000 Because he tuned him up.

01:39:29.000 I'd love to hear what Till's saying.

01:39:30.000 Look at this.

01:39:35.000 I can't get over how fucking big this kid is, man, for that weight class.

01:39:41.000 Give me some volume, Jeremy.

01:39:43.000 He's giving Cowboy a lot of love.

01:39:53.000 He's amazing for that as well.

01:39:56.000 Dan Hardy speaks English too.

01:39:58.000 He knows what he's saying.

01:40:00.000 You know, English, English.

01:40:02.000 From England.

01:40:06.000 Mike Perry.

01:40:11.000 Mike Perry will jump in that fucking cage.

01:40:13.000 He will fuck Mike Perry.

01:40:15.000 Who is that guy?

01:40:15.000 Mike Perry?

01:40:16.000 Platinum Mike Perry.

01:40:17.000 He's a tough guy.

01:40:18.000 He's a knockout artist.

01:40:19.000 He knocked out Jake Ellenberger.

01:40:23.000 He's a tough guy.

01:40:24.000 Oh yes, he fought out Joban.

01:40:25.000 Joban outstruck him.

01:40:28.000 Till would piece him up, I think.

01:40:33.000 He's crazy, man.

01:40:34.000 He is crazy, but skill-wise...

01:40:37.000 He's nowhere near, too.

01:40:38.000 He's not even on the same planet.

01:40:40.000 Not even in the same part of the universe.

01:40:41.000 All he does is really box, yeah.

01:40:43.000 Well, he's an animal.

01:40:44.000 I mean, Mike Perry's a fucking animal, no doubt about it.

01:40:47.000 Animal.

01:40:47.000 Is he English?

01:40:48.000 He's a strong guy.

01:40:49.000 He's got some serious power.

01:40:50.000 Perry's from here.

01:40:51.000 Perry's from Florida.

01:40:52.000 Yeah.

01:40:52.000 Strong guy with serious power, but he's way out class.

01:40:56.000 When he fights a really good striker like Joe Banson with footwork, they just avoid the big shot and just pick him apart.

01:41:02.000 But if you play that game, he will knock you to fucking Pluto.

01:41:05.000 This is a different guy, though.

01:41:07.000 This Darren Till, this is a different guy.

01:41:10.000 You know what I wish?

01:41:11.000 Jamie, where's the remote...

01:41:14.000 Run that bitch back.

01:41:16.000 Let's watch this again.

01:41:17.000 I wish they would, and obviously they can't because you need the fight on Fight Pass, but I wish they would air it tomorrow on Fox Sports so Till gets more recognition.

01:41:26.000 Because how many people are going to see this beatdown?

01:41:28.000 That's a good question, but the thing is, like, if they aired on Fox Sports, does Fox Sports own it then?

01:41:32.000 How does that work?

01:41:33.000 I don't know.

01:41:34.000 You do something.

01:41:34.000 Look, he's got a Brazilian flag with his English flag.

01:41:36.000 Yeah, because he lived there for a while, training.

01:41:38.000 That's wild, man.

01:41:39.000 For like eight years, I think.

01:41:40.000 A while, man.

01:41:41.000 Eight years.

01:41:42.000 So he was like a little kid when he went over.

01:41:43.000 That is so nuts.

01:41:45.000 He's 24 years old, and this motherfucker's already this good.

01:41:50.000 Goddamn.

01:41:51.000 Which says, doom!

01:41:52.000 Come on, man.

01:41:53.000 That is so crisp.

01:41:54.000 What show did he come up on?

01:41:56.000 I don't know.

01:41:58.000 It's only going back to this.

01:41:59.000 Vinny just texted me.

01:42:00.000 He says, I told you he is special.

01:42:02.000 Well, but a lot of oddsmakers barely had Cowboy as the favorite.

01:42:06.000 Cowboy was like a minus 120. So there's a reason for it, you know?

01:42:10.000 Yeah, but...

01:42:10.000 The people in the know know Till's a fucking monster.

01:42:15.000 Crazy shit, man.

01:42:18.000 It's interesting he called out Mike Perry after that.

01:42:20.000 Maybe he just wants to get another win, but Mike Perry's not ranked very high.

01:42:22.000 Is he ranked in Jiu-Jitsu?

01:42:24.000 I don't know.

01:42:25.000 It's a good question.

01:42:28.000 Take down the fence.

01:42:29.000 He's down in Brazil.

01:42:30.000 Yeah, he was there.

01:42:31.000 He also speaks Portuguese.

01:42:33.000 I'm sure.

01:42:34.000 So have him fight Brazil.

01:42:37.000 It'd be interesting.

01:42:38.000 Right?

01:42:38.000 Yeah, I think the Brazilians would totally back him.

01:42:41.000 Look at this shit.

01:42:42.000 You could just put up some stuff from your phone.

01:42:44.000 Yeah.

01:42:49.000 Let's watch the fight again.

01:42:52.000 I'm trying to rewind it.

01:42:52.000 It won't let you rewind it?

01:42:56.000 I don't think you can.

01:42:58.000 Yeah, you can, but you have to use the remote and click on it and then scroll backwards.

01:43:03.000 Just doing that.

01:43:04.000 Is it because it's streaming?

01:43:06.000 Yeah, I think so.

01:43:07.000 It's still going on.

01:43:08.000 Yeah, it's still going on.

01:43:12.000 Cowboy's nose looks fucked.

01:43:13.000 It looks fucked.

01:43:14.000 Broken nose.

01:43:16.000 I feel for the dude.

01:43:17.000 Yeah, me too.

01:43:17.000 Is it my phone?

01:43:18.000 Yeah, it is my phone.

01:43:20.000 I love Cowboy.

01:43:22.000 Yeah, I love him too.

01:43:23.000 When you take a fight like that, you know?

01:43:24.000 But it's what we're saying.

01:43:25.000 It's like, how does that story end?

01:43:27.000 How does anyone's story end though, Joe?

01:43:29.000 Yeah, but how does this story end is very different than how does the George St. Pierre story end.

01:43:33.000 George St. Pierre retires.

01:43:34.000 Now he's coming back.

01:43:36.000 He's fighting Bisping.

01:43:37.000 The cowboy story is different because cowboy...

01:43:39.000 Was never the champion, and he loves this rough-and-tumble life.

01:43:44.000 He loves the fact that he can just get on a flight and fight in Poland and go and kick this young kid's ass, but when it doesn't work out like this, he just made a star.

01:43:55.000 Like, he let a dude become a star off him.

01:43:58.000 Like, for guys like us and people that visit the websites, look at that fucking straight one-two, man.

01:44:04.000 And that elbow in the clinch.

01:44:06.000 He's setting them up with a lot of shit, too.

01:44:08.000 Like, throwing the straight left, but then turning it into an uppercut.

01:44:12.000 Yeah.

01:44:14.000 Boom!

01:44:14.000 Goddamn.

01:44:15.000 He dropped it on him, too.

01:44:16.000 I wish we had another angle of that.

01:44:18.000 It's weird because his fights before this, you would see his stand-up is good, but he was winning by decisions.

01:44:24.000 He won a split decision.

01:44:25.000 He had a draw.

01:44:26.000 Really?

01:44:27.000 Yeah.

01:44:27.000 What?

01:44:29.000 Maybe...

01:44:29.000 He wasn't knocking people's socks off early on.

01:44:32.000 Maybe...

01:44:34.000 Cowboy had a terrible training camp, or maybe the jet lag just fucked him.

01:44:37.000 No, I think this dude's just realizing he's just that good.

01:44:38.000 I think he's getting comfortable, yeah.

01:44:40.000 He's that good.

01:44:40.000 He's 24, and he's also realizing.

01:44:42.000 Look, just watching his movement in this, I'm not saying Cowboy had a bad training camp.

01:44:46.000 I'm saying this kid's a motherfucker.

01:44:48.000 The way he landed that uppercut, the way he landed that one-two, that jab left, like...

01:44:54.000 Mike Perry asking for this fight is like, I guess he's there.

01:44:58.000 No, Tilt called him out.

01:45:00.000 I know.

01:45:00.000 Which is weird.

01:45:01.000 He said he wants to fight him.

01:45:02.000 No, because he's a name.

01:45:03.000 Mike Perry's a name.

01:45:04.000 God, from Cowboy to Perry, though.

01:45:06.000 Good fight.

01:45:07.000 Fun fight.

01:45:09.000 He's going to fight a brawler.

01:45:10.000 Let's him show his skills.

01:45:13.000 I mean, I would think that's a good fight for him.

01:45:14.000 Look, this dude's just standing in front of him.

01:45:16.000 Great matchup for him.

01:45:16.000 Yeah, it's a great matchup for him.

01:45:18.000 Perry has a fight already, though.

01:45:19.000 Who's he got to fight?

01:45:22.000 I forget, but I'm pretty sure he has a matchup already.

01:45:28.000 Interesting.

01:45:28.000 Very interesting.

01:45:30.000 Just a difference in the level of technique, you know?

01:45:33.000 And what Till can do.

01:45:35.000 He can do everything.

01:45:36.000 You know, he's not just a guy who just wades in and throws haymakers.

01:45:39.000 I mean, he's like very, very technically proficient.

01:45:42.000 His size is going to be an issue for people.

01:45:44.000 But hey, look, he could get fucking knocked out.

01:45:47.000 Mike Perry could knock out anybody.

01:45:48.000 You fuck up and you zig when you shoot a zag.

01:45:51.000 Oh, there you go.

01:45:51.000 That's a great fight.

01:45:52.000 That's a fucking tough fight for him, too.

01:45:54.000 That's a great fight.

01:45:55.000 Santiago Ponzinobio is a beast.

01:45:57.000 Santiago just beat Gunnar Nelson.

01:45:59.000 Yes.

01:46:00.000 It was with a finger poke, but still.

01:46:01.000 Yeah, that was a fucked up finger poke.

01:46:03.000 It was more than one finger poke.

01:46:05.000 Well, he beat him by finger poke.

01:46:06.000 He didn't knock him out, he beat him by finger poke.

01:46:08.000 Well, he stopped him.

01:46:10.000 Yeah, the finger pokes were so fucked up.

01:46:12.000 Yeah, so fucked up.

01:46:13.000 And when you see the replay of the finger pokes, you're like, wait a minute.

01:46:17.000 It almost looks like he threw it as a part of his combination.

01:46:19.000 Like four times.

01:46:19.000 I didn't see that fight.

01:46:20.000 Did Gunner ever get him to the ground?

01:46:21.000 No.

01:46:22.000 Gunner got fucked up early on.

01:46:24.000 From the eye pokes.

01:46:25.000 If you don't watch it, like in slow-mo, if you just watch it, oh my god, Gunner looks like shit.

01:46:29.000 He's getting rocked.

01:46:30.000 What's going on here?

01:46:31.000 You go back and watch it in slow-mo, and it's just eye poke.

01:46:34.000 Poke.

01:46:35.000 Poke.

01:46:35.000 Against the cage.

01:46:36.000 Poke.

01:46:37.000 Motherfucker threw an uppercut like that.

01:46:40.000 Fucking poked both eyes.

01:46:41.000 Here's the stoppage again.

01:46:43.000 Ding, ding, ding.

01:46:44.000 Oh, man.

01:46:46.000 The elbow already did it.

01:46:47.000 Yeah, everything did it.

01:46:49.000 I mean, he just beat the shit out of him, man.

01:46:51.000 And Cowboy just crumpled.

01:46:52.000 When was the last time you saw Cowboy do this?

01:46:54.000 This is like Dos Anjos.

01:46:56.000 Pettis days, maybe?

01:46:57.000 Yeah.

01:46:57.000 Dos Anjos.

01:46:58.000 Well, Pettis was just a kick to the body.

01:47:00.000 Yeah, but he crumbled, you know what I'm saying?

01:47:01.000 Like it wasn't even a competition.

01:47:03.000 Rough, man.

01:47:03.000 Rough.

01:47:05.000 Heartbreaking.

01:47:06.000 Yeah, fucking real heartbreaker, man.

01:47:09.000 But, for that kid, you know, that's a goddamn dream.

01:47:12.000 Tells a great story.

01:47:13.000 Good kid, too.

01:47:14.000 And obviously, you've got to build stars.

01:47:16.000 That's how you do it.

01:47:18.000 Not on Fight Pass, but yes.

01:47:19.000 That's what happens.

01:47:20.000 Right, not on Fight Pass.

01:47:21.000 No, that's not the way to do it.

01:47:23.000 Does UFC give out the numbers on Fight Pass?

01:47:25.000 Like, do they tell you?

01:47:26.000 Nope.

01:47:26.000 They don't even tell you.

01:47:27.000 They're like Netflix.

01:47:29.000 No numbers.

01:47:30.000 Smart move, right?

01:47:31.000 Why give it up when you don't have to?

01:47:32.000 You give it up if you're killing it.

01:47:34.000 So, okay, let's look at this, man.

01:47:37.000 I mean, shit, dude.

01:47:39.000 Bisping versus GSP. Now, I'm hearing that that's not selling well, like Madison Square Garden.

01:47:46.000 Yeah, from what I've heard, too, it's not doing great.

01:47:48.000 Hmm.

01:47:50.000 That's unfortunate.

01:47:53.000 Which one's not doing great?

01:47:54.000 GSP? GSP vs.

01:47:56.000 Bisping.

01:47:56.000 It's not doing great.

01:47:57.000 Not like you'd think, no.

01:47:59.000 Here's the thing, though.

01:48:00.000 That's what I've heard.

01:48:01.000 If you really stop and think about it, that was four years ago was the last time you fought Johnny Hendricks.

01:48:06.000 The people that are into the UFC now, they're post-Ronda Rousey and post...

01:48:11.000 Conor McGregor, like the casual fans.

01:48:13.000 Post Lesnar.

01:48:14.000 The hardcore fans like you and I, we're going to watch that fight for sure.

01:48:18.000 Like, okay, I'm going to see what Bisping looks like, you know, fighting a guy like George St. Pierre who's smaller than him, a guy who's taken four years off.

01:48:26.000 Bisping's got this opportunity to make a shitload of money.

01:48:29.000 And then George, how's George going to look?

01:48:32.000 It's a tough sell.

01:48:33.000 I haven't seen him in four years.

01:48:34.000 It's a tough sell, even for the hardcore fan.

01:48:36.000 No, that's a great fight.

01:48:38.000 That's a great fight.

01:48:39.000 Bisping and GSP is going to be a great fight.

01:48:41.000 I'm looking forward to it, for sure.

01:48:43.000 People keep, even now, people keep, they don't give Bisping the respect.

01:48:47.000 I agree.

01:48:48.000 He keeps winning.

01:48:49.000 He's not going to get it, even if he beats GSP. That's the problem.

01:48:52.000 He took four years off.

01:48:53.000 And he's a seven-year.

01:48:54.000 And it doesn't matter if it doesn't sell two billion.

01:48:58.000 Fuck the casual fans.

01:49:00.000 Fuck them.

01:49:02.000 We got enough real UFC fans.

01:49:04.000 No, you don't.

01:49:06.000 All we care about is the match-ups.

01:49:08.000 That's a good match-up.

01:49:09.000 No, you don't.

01:49:10.000 The world doesn't work like that.

01:49:11.000 But we don't run the business.

01:49:12.000 So for us, Eddie's right.

01:49:14.000 I agree with Eddie.

01:49:15.000 As long as they're putting these fights on, I think it's a great fight.

01:49:17.000 Hold on.

01:49:19.000 You two would rather watch GSB who's taken four years off fight for the middleweight title than him fight a guy who's an actual champ at 85 like Whitaker.

01:49:27.000 Yeah, I don't mind.

01:49:28.000 I'm in no hurry.

01:49:28.000 That's not what we're saying.

01:49:29.000 First of all, Whitaker's injured and he can't fight right now.

01:49:32.000 Whitaker has a pretty serious tear in his knee ligament.

01:49:35.000 So that's one thing.

01:49:36.000 This is also an opportunity for Bisping, who's been in the game forever, to make a shitload of money.

01:49:41.000 I like that.

01:49:42.000 I like Michael.

01:49:43.000 I like the fact that Michael has an opportunity to make a fuckload of money here.

01:49:47.000 So you need it to sell well?

01:49:49.000 No, I don't need it to sell well, man.

01:49:50.000 Yeah, you do.

01:49:52.000 But if you want him to make money, it has to sell well.

01:49:54.000 Yeah, but I'm not in the business of selling pay-per-views well.

01:49:56.000 I'm in the business of I want to see good fights.

01:49:57.000 I know, brother, but you just said you wanted him to make a lot of money.

01:50:00.000 Well, he's going to make a lot of money either way.

01:50:01.000 He's going to make more money in this fight.

01:50:03.000 I guarantee there's some sort of a guarantee.

01:50:05.000 Pay-per-view points where you make your money.

01:50:07.000 Like your life-changing money is pay-per-view points.

01:50:10.000 Ask Mighty Mouse.

01:50:11.000 Ask John Jones.

01:50:12.000 Ask Conor McGregor.

01:50:13.000 I'm sure.

01:50:14.000 But don't you think that George St. Pierre is at least going to do half a million pay-per-view buys?

01:50:19.000 Maybe more.

01:50:20.000 I'd like to think so.

01:50:21.000 It'd be heartbreaking if he doesn't.

01:50:23.000 I like to think he's gonna do at least a half a million, maybe more.

01:50:26.000 For sure.

01:50:26.000 I think around 700. This stuff's weirded me out, man.

01:50:29.000 This weird shit that he's doing where they're touching things, he's moving things and touching things with his feet.

01:50:34.000 Have you seen how jacked he looks?

01:50:35.000 He looks jacked.

01:50:36.000 He looks super swole.

01:50:37.000 What if he pisses hot?

01:50:38.000 I don't think he cares.

01:50:40.000 I think if he's just one and done, he's like, hey, I fought, whatever, I'm gone, see ya.

01:50:45.000 So I did not know...

01:50:47.000 And when you get popped to get half your money, your win money taken away?

01:50:50.000 25%.

01:50:51.000 Yeah, they take some of your money.

01:50:52.000 Only 25%, though.

01:50:54.000 Even if you won?

01:50:54.000 Yeah, look at Lesnar.

01:50:56.000 My bad, huh?

01:50:57.000 25%.

01:50:58.000 Here you go.

01:50:58.000 Give me this.

01:50:59.000 Yeah.

01:51:00.000 I'm very curious about this fight.

01:51:03.000 Very curious.

01:51:05.000 Listen, I'm balls deep in MMA. I think it's a fun fight.

01:51:08.000 It's not the fight that I'm not throwing at the mouth for.

01:51:11.000 It's a lot harder to take people down these days, too.

01:51:13.000 The GSP was taking everyone down five years ago.

01:51:16.000 It's damn tough to take down.

01:51:19.000 Yeah, it's going to be a little harder.

01:51:21.000 I'm not sure the GSP is going to be able to take people down like he did five years ago.

01:51:25.000 I'm not sure.

01:51:26.000 I'll tell you what, I think you're probably right.

01:51:29.000 This matchup, it's alright.

01:51:30.000 It's by nowhere near the best fight on the card.

01:51:34.000 You look at that card, it's a fucking heater.

01:51:36.000 You think that's a recent picture of George?

01:51:39.000 No, not at all.

01:51:40.000 No?

01:51:40.000 Not at all.

01:51:41.000 I think it is.

01:51:42.000 You think?

01:51:43.000 He doesn't look as good?

01:51:44.000 He's a little soft.

01:51:46.000 Oh, that's fair, yeah, alright.

01:51:47.000 A little bit.

01:51:48.000 Like, look, we just saw Kevin Lee.

01:51:50.000 He's thicker than a Snickers down there.

01:51:52.000 Yeah, Jesus Christ.

01:51:53.000 How about fucking he's thick?

01:51:54.000 That's a...

01:51:55.000 Johnny Hendrix in that bitch.

01:51:56.000 He looks like Mark Coleman.

01:51:58.000 Kind of heavy, like around the middle.

01:52:00.000 Yeah.

01:52:01.000 Eating a lot.

01:52:03.000 But there's a big difference between that and Kevin Lee, right?

01:52:06.000 Kevin Lee was j-j-j-j-jacked!

01:52:09.000 Jacked.

01:52:09.000 When he was on top, that picture of him on top of Tony when he was dropping bombs on him?

01:52:13.000 Jacked.

01:52:14.000 Jacked.

01:52:14.000 George does not look that good.

01:52:16.000 But then again, if he's clean, which he kind of has to be...

01:52:19.000 Have to be.

01:52:20.000 I think he's 35 now?

01:52:21.000 He's not young.

01:52:22.000 How old is George?

01:52:25.000 He's 35. You can be in great shape at 35, but really, it completely helps if you were super active for a long time.

01:52:33.000 Are we looking at the tip of his dick in that picture?

01:52:35.000 What's that all about?

01:52:36.000 He has a fat dick, if that's so.

01:52:38.000 Why don't you guys Photoshop that out, please?

01:52:41.000 Dude, he has a fat dick in that picture.

01:52:44.000 That's all I can see now.

01:52:45.000 Look at Mike Perry here.

01:52:46.000 First of all, send that fucking jacket in a time machine back to the 80s.

01:52:50.000 I think I have that jacket, but...

01:52:53.000 Crank the volume up, and Jamie, let's hear what he has to say.

01:52:56.000 He's gonna drop some F-bombs, I guarantee it.

01:52:57.000 Good.

01:53:04.000 Damn!

01:53:10.000 He's a tough one.

01:53:11.000 He sounds like a rapper.

01:53:12.000 Yeah, well, he's got a tattoo above his eyebrow.

01:53:14.000 Sounds like he's about to drop some sick beats.

01:53:18.000 Yeah, he looked good against Donald.

01:53:20.000 Against Donald Taroni.

01:53:22.000 Donald.

01:53:30.000 What?

01:53:35.000 Donald was Merc Perry.

01:53:42.000 Whoa.

01:53:45.000 Donald didn't look great.

01:53:46.000 I'll give him that.

01:53:47.000 This should keep Mike Perry off the microphone from now on.

01:53:49.000 Like, hey.

01:53:51.000 I like this.

01:53:52.000 I think you need to join Limp Bizkit.

01:53:54.000 I love it.

01:53:55.000 Enjoying Limp Bizkit?

01:53:56.000 What does that mean?

01:53:57.000 Well, he sounds like a white rapper.

01:53:59.000 Oh.

01:54:03.000 Do-do-do-do-do.

01:54:08.000 Do you feel like that win catapulted him up towards the top ten and put him on an even playing field with you?

01:54:14.000 Or do you still feel Mmm, Mike Perry.

01:54:24.000 That's fair.

01:54:33.000 The dude is right.

01:54:36.000 What's that guy's name?

01:54:37.000 The guy with the bow tie?

01:54:38.000 I don't know, but he seems scared.

01:54:40.000 He seems scared to say anything.

01:54:41.000 This makes me uncomfortable.

01:54:54.000 I've had plenty of time to gather myself, get myself deep in my training camp, focus on the things, the aspects of Santiago's game, and do what I gotta do to focus on him, and beat him,

01:55:10.000 and very similar styles in What's that face?

01:55:14.000 Very similar style.

01:55:16.000 I mean, not similar at all, sir.

01:55:17.000 I guess they both throw punches, correct?

01:55:28.000 It's weird talking about that fight when you have a huge fight.

01:55:34.000 Be careful what you wish for.

01:55:36.000 Look at him rocking back and forth very emotional.

01:55:38.000 I like him.

01:55:39.000 Very intense.

01:55:39.000 That motherfucker hits hard.

01:55:41.000 Hits like a Mack truck.

01:55:43.000 He's like Lineker.

01:55:44.000 He reminds me a lot of Lineker.

01:55:46.000 He's just a fucking nightmare if you get hit by him.

01:55:48.000 But if you can avoid it, it's an easy game plan.

01:55:51.000 It's a Jake Ellenberger fight, man.

01:55:53.000 When he caught Jake with that big fucking elbow.

01:55:55.000 Dude, but that November 4th guard.

01:55:57.000 First of all, Cody Garbrandt, Dillashaw.

01:55:59.000 Fucking ridiculous fight.

01:56:00.000 Very, very interesting fight.

01:56:01.000 Ioana, Rose.

01:56:03.000 Ridiculous.

01:56:04.000 That's ridiculous.

01:56:04.000 Dude, Wonderboy, Masvidal.

01:56:06.000 Fuck you.

01:56:07.000 Love it.

01:56:08.000 Love it.

01:56:09.000 Love it.

01:56:10.000 Then the big rig's back.

01:56:12.000 Big rig's back.

01:56:12.000 He got rid of the steakhouse.

01:56:13.000 He might make weight.

01:56:15.000 I can't promise you, but he's back.

01:56:17.000 He's at Jackson's now.

01:56:19.000 Nah.

01:56:19.000 That's like moving to Florida when you're older.

01:56:28.000 That's just what people do when they get older.

01:56:30.000 It's like a retirement home.

01:56:31.000 You're like, I'll try out Jackson.

01:56:32.000 Let's go to Albuquerque.

01:56:33.000 I'm going to try a real camp.

01:56:34.000 Yeah, let's try this out.

01:56:35.000 It was interesting listening to what Johnny Hendricks was saying about training in Texas.

01:56:38.000 He was like, I got to be careful when I spar with people because if I go too hard, then they won't come back.

01:56:44.000 I'm like, dude, you gotta find a real camp.

01:56:47.000 Yeah, what?

01:56:48.000 Any camp I remember, you go too hard to get fucked up.

01:56:51.000 Go to AKA and let me know how that goes.

01:56:53.000 Well, that's what he was saying.

01:56:54.000 He was saying, finally, I can go to Jackson's and I'm getting pushed.

01:56:57.000 He's like, where I am in Texas, I'm just not getting pushed.

01:56:59.000 But he left that team takedown, remember?

01:57:02.000 They had some gnarly dudes there.

01:57:03.000 He left them.

01:57:04.000 There was a lot of shit going on with that, though.

01:57:06.000 You know how that worked.

01:57:07.000 He had a weird deal.

01:57:08.000 They had like 20% of all the shit.

01:57:11.000 Yeah.

01:57:12.000 They gave him a salary, and then they took half his money.

01:57:17.000 But the thing is, the guy put a lot of money into everything, so I see his perspective, too.

01:57:21.000 It's like they put together a training facility, they hired all these coaches, they had all this stuff going on, they paid for everything, they gave him a salary, and then when it came time for that investment to pay off, they wanted half the money.

01:57:34.000 And I don't know how they...

01:57:36.000 How they, you know, worked it out.

01:57:38.000 If you're Johnny Hendrick, though, and you're a national champion from Oklahoma State, and someone's like, hey, eventually we're going to take 50%.

01:57:43.000 Right.

01:57:44.000 Fuck you, man.

01:57:45.000 Right.

01:57:46.000 Well, I think what happened was, you know, once he started getting that world championship money, you know, that's probably when he was like, hey.

01:57:53.000 He's like, 50%?

01:57:54.000 Then he opened the Big Rick Steakhouse, which God bless him.

01:57:57.000 That's the problem.

01:57:57.000 That's the bigger problem.

01:57:59.000 Opening a restaurant is like notoriously one of the worst investments you could ever make.

01:58:03.000 Restaurants and gyms.

01:58:03.000 A lot of celebrities go under.

01:58:05.000 Gyms are bad, right?

01:58:06.000 But gyms don't have the same kind of overhead that a restaurant does.

01:58:09.000 And the dynamics of a restaurant.

01:58:10.000 Yeah.

01:58:10.000 They just don't go well.

01:58:12.000 And if you get a couple of bad reviews, you don't bounce back.

01:58:15.000 Game over, son.

01:58:15.000 Unless it's a Mexican restaurant, you don't have to have a clean restaurant if it's Mexican food.

01:58:19.000 You're not making money.

01:58:20.000 You don't have to be nice.

01:58:21.000 You know, like...

01:58:22.000 Remember we show up to El Torito?

01:58:25.000 What was that place on Fairfax?

01:58:27.000 Is it not El Torito?

01:58:29.000 What is that place?

01:58:30.000 Los Benitos.

01:58:31.000 Benitos.

01:58:32.000 Benitos Burritos.

01:58:33.000 You show up and it's like a little taco shop and there's a Mexican guy in the back.

01:58:36.000 He's making a burrito.

01:58:38.000 And you say, hey.

01:58:38.000 And he looks over.

01:58:39.000 You go, hey, can I get two carne asadas?

01:58:42.000 And the guy just kind of looks at you and he's like waves at you or kind of just nods at you.

01:58:46.000 And you're like, cool, this is going to be a great place.

01:58:48.000 If that was a white guy that did that, they'd be shut down.

01:58:51.000 If it's a I'll put up with it.

01:58:52.000 They're so good.

01:58:53.000 I don't give a fuck.

01:58:54.000 Bonitos is 24 hours a day.

01:58:55.000 What is it, on Beverly?

01:58:57.000 On Beverly and Fairfax.

01:58:58.000 Goddamn, I'm hungry now.

01:58:59.000 It's so good.

01:59:00.000 Oh, you can call me Cracker and make my burrito.

01:59:02.000 I don't give a fuck.

01:59:03.000 It's so good.

01:59:04.000 That place is off the charts.

01:59:05.000 Really?

01:59:06.000 Yeah, and it's a 24-hour joint, so it's like a late-night after-comedy store.

01:59:09.000 A post-make that shit.

01:59:10.000 Chicken burrito stop.

01:59:10.000 People don't care.

01:59:11.000 Woo!

01:59:12.000 You'll go there at 1 o'clock in the morning.

01:59:13.000 You might wait 20 minutes in line because there's a big-ass line.

01:59:16.000 There's a Mexican restaurant in the valley.

01:59:18.000 They closed down for a week because they got shut down for rodent infestation.

01:59:23.000 It was in the newspaper and everything.

01:59:26.000 My wife sent me the link.

01:59:27.000 As soon as they reopened, we were waiting in line like Backstreet Boys tickets or something.

01:59:32.000 We don't care.

01:59:35.000 We ate there yesterday.

01:59:36.000 We don't give a shit.

01:59:37.000 They closed down the kitchen because they had too many rodents.

01:59:40.000 If it's good food too, I'll put up with it, man.

01:59:42.000 I'll put up with a lot of stuff.

01:59:43.000 And Chinese food, same thing.

01:59:45.000 They don't have to be nice.

01:59:46.000 You know, when you go to Chinese food and there's a big group of you guys, they're like mean and shit.

01:59:51.000 They're like, And no one cares.

01:59:55.000 If it's authentic.

01:59:56.000 But if it's white, oh, you can't, white, you gotta be high.

01:59:59.000 Of course.

02:00:00.000 You have to be really nice if you're white.

02:00:02.000 You know what I need to get back to?

02:00:03.000 There's a fucking Thai place that Rob came and took me to.

02:00:06.000 In Thai Town, you know where Thai Town is?

02:00:08.000 I guess it's on Hollywood or Sunset.

02:00:11.000 Sunset or Hollywood?

02:00:12.000 Hollywood.

02:00:13.000 Hollywood, when you go east, if you go east on Hollywood, there's a whole section of, you know where it's from?

02:00:19.000 It's right across the street from Jumbo's Clown Room.

02:00:22.000 You know that strip club, Jumbos?

02:00:24.000 Everybody always makes fun of it.

02:00:25.000 I don't know anything about strip clubs.

02:00:27.000 Yeah, I hear you.

02:00:27.000 Me neither.

02:00:28.000 But that's what I hear.

02:00:29.000 But it's right across the street and it's like legit late night Thai food.

02:00:35.000 So good.

02:00:36.000 I fucking love Thai food, man.

02:00:37.000 So good.

02:00:38.000 Legit.

02:00:39.000 I know you've eaten there, Eddie.

02:00:40.000 I know we've eaten there together.

02:00:41.000 On Hollywood Boulevard?

02:00:42.000 Yeah.

02:00:42.000 Oh, you mean Toy?

02:00:44.000 No, not that place.

02:00:45.000 That's on Sunset.

02:00:46.000 That's a good spot, too.

02:00:48.000 What street are you talking about?

02:00:49.000 It's way further down.

02:00:50.000 On Hollywood?

02:00:51.000 Yeah, it's on Hollywood.

02:00:52.000 It's Thai Patio?

02:00:53.000 Maybe.

02:00:54.000 It's on the right-hand side.

02:00:55.000 Hollywood Boulevard on the north side.

02:00:58.000 You know what it is?

02:00:59.000 You know how you go down Hollywood and you almost have that arch that you pass through that takes you into Thai Town?

02:01:06.000 Arch.

02:01:06.000 Isn't there an arch?

02:01:07.000 Am I imagining shit?

02:01:10.000 Arch in the Thai town sounds awesome.

02:01:13.000 That's the one.

02:01:14.000 The one with the yellow.

02:01:15.000 Look at this.

02:01:15.000 What is that?

02:01:16.000 The fuck, Jamie?

02:01:17.000 What is this?

02:01:18.000 This chick wants to be black.

02:01:19.000 What?

02:01:20.000 This is the chick from Maury Povich that Eddie was talking about earlier.

02:01:22.000 Get the fuck out of here.

02:01:23.000 Maury Povich.

02:01:24.000 Fuck her want to be black.

02:01:25.000 Look at them titties.

02:01:27.000 Wait a minute.

02:01:27.000 Is that real?

02:01:28.000 There's video of this.

02:01:29.000 Can you play a video clip of this guy?

02:01:31.000 Oh my god.

02:01:33.000 What a non sequitur, by the way.

02:01:34.000 Jamie just pulled up this.

02:01:36.000 Jamie said, fuck your time.

02:01:37.000 Look at this.

02:01:38.000 Give me some volume.

02:01:39.000 Look at this.

02:01:40.000 Does she talk black?

02:01:41.000 Yes.

02:01:41.000 The Maury Povich Show, Can You Change Your Race?

02:01:45.000 He's still killing it.

02:01:47.000 He's like quietly making millions.

02:01:49.000 Now at this age, Martina desperately wanted to look like Pamela Anderson.

02:01:54.000 So after 10 years and several cosmetic surgeries, Martina transformed her looks into this.

02:02:04.000 But she wasn't done.

02:02:05.000 Six months ago, Martina made worldwide headlines with her most shocking transformation through chemical injections and body modification.

02:02:15.000 Martina now considers herself a black woman.

02:02:28.000 I wanted to look like a Barbie.

02:02:31.000 Oh, she's not American.

02:02:32.000 Look at that!

02:02:39.000 Martina began to dream about having plastic surgery to look like her idol, Pamela Anderson.

02:02:44.000 Oh my god, this bitch is crazy.

02:02:47.000 Bitch, you look nothing like her.

02:02:50.000 Look at those fucking basketball surgeries began.

02:02:53.000 Well, the teeth make sense.

02:02:55.000 Wow.

02:03:00.000 Whoa.

02:03:00.000 This is the biggest titties I've ever seen.

02:03:03.000 They're so stupid looking.

02:03:04.000 It just has to sit down.

02:03:05.000 And I also had a liposuction to get long barbie necks.

02:03:10.000 Holy shit.

02:03:11.000 Liposuction.

02:03:13.000 Titties.

02:03:15.000 Oh my god.

02:03:18.000 I got three injections in my belly to change my skin color.

02:03:21.000 What?

02:03:22.000 And now, I'm the proud owner of a black skin.

02:03:26.000 Today, Martina says she is black.

02:03:29.000 She is black, though.

02:03:31.000 She is black.

02:03:32.000 To be fair, she's a black woman.

02:03:34.000 Look at her hair.

02:03:35.000 Do you think that's just skin, the fake tan, they just went over and did a lot of fake tans?

02:03:39.000 I've never seen a fake tan that's all black.

02:03:40.000 There she comes, look at her.

02:03:42.000 Look at those stupid tits.

02:03:44.000 Those tits are so distracting.

02:03:46.000 Those are so preposterous.

02:03:47.000 God, we are sick.

02:03:49.000 What the fuck?

02:03:50.000 She looks for her.

02:03:52.000 There's some white people in there.

02:03:53.000 Does she use the N-word?

02:03:54.000 Take a look.

02:03:55.000 I mean, I've heard of people doing fake things on Maury before, tricking them, just making up a story.

02:03:59.000 Hold on.

02:04:00.000 But those tits can't be fake!

02:04:02.000 What is she saying?

02:04:02.000 Hold on.

02:04:03.000 Maybe they can be.

02:04:04.000 I don't like myself, but I also like to do photos.

02:04:06.000 But on the photos, I can see if you have the curves of Pamela Anderson, the photos would be much more better.

02:04:14.000 So you want her to look like Pamela Anderson because you like her curves?

02:04:18.000 Yeah.

02:04:19.000 And so then you became what you thought was Pamela Anderson.

02:04:23.000 A little bit more.

02:04:24.000 But now...

02:04:26.000 Fake little fake tit thing that goes over her shoulders and her arms.

02:04:30.000 That's how they do it in movies.

02:04:31.000 Yeah, it could be.

02:04:33.000 It sure doesn't look like it.

02:04:35.000 What does it say on her neck?

02:04:36.000 Black...

02:04:36.000 Black souls rock.

02:04:38.000 Black gods rock.

02:04:39.000 Black souls rock.

02:04:40.000 Black souls rock.

02:04:41.000 Oh, girls.

02:04:45.000 Whoa, look at that.

02:04:46.000 She's so dark.

02:04:48.000 I want to see her boyfriend.

02:04:54.000 She's single as fuck, son.

02:04:58.000 She has seven cats.

02:04:59.000 Can we just pass forward to the boyfriend?

02:05:02.000 Maybe there's a boyfriend in there.

02:05:04.000 No, there's no boyfriend, bro.

02:05:04.000 Are you sure?

02:05:06.000 There's no boyfriend.

02:05:08.000 No boyfriend's shown his face.

02:05:14.000 Shit.

02:05:18.000 What the fuck?

02:05:20.000 Yep.

02:05:21.000 Yep.

02:05:23.000 Oh, no, no, no!

02:05:26.000 I have to learn a lot.

02:05:27.000 I know.

02:05:27.000 You have to learn a lot.

02:05:29.000 I see.

02:05:31.000 Her skin is black.

02:05:33.000 But you're not a black person.

02:05:34.000 But here's the thing.

02:05:36.000 All people came from Africa originally.

02:05:38.000 The only reason why people have white skin at all is because we moved to colder climates, it was more cloudy, and we didn't have vitamin D. So you're basically like a solar panel for vitamin D. That's what white people are.

02:05:48.000 That's why people in England are so fucking pale, because it's always raining.

02:05:51.000 And that's exactly what it is.

02:05:53.000 Everyone came from Africa.

02:05:55.000 All human beings came from Africa.

02:05:57.000 So, she's not really black because that's not really her natural skin color.

02:06:02.000 Dude, that is the greatest thing you've ever said for mankind.

02:06:05.000 She's not black for a lot of reasons.

02:06:07.000 It's a giant problem that people have with this idea of race.

02:06:11.000 Like, the only reason why people look different is because we move to different climates.

02:06:15.000 Like, everyone comes out of the same thing.

02:06:18.000 Sort of like all dogs come from wolves.

02:06:20.000 All humans come from Africa.

02:06:22.000 All of them.

02:06:23.000 Everybody originated there.

02:06:24.000 That's the motherland.

02:06:25.000 So the only reason why they look different than you is because of natural selection, because the people that live there, obviously you need that melanin in your skin to protect you from the sun.

02:06:37.000 That's how people evolved.

02:06:38.000 And then as soon as people started going to all these colder climates and all these climates that have a lot of cloud cover, people's bodies started changing.

02:06:45.000 And their bodies started changing to try to absorb more vitamin D. That's exactly why people have white skin.

02:06:52.000 Can they take hyenas and breed them to be like miniatures?

02:06:55.000 They could, yeah, for sure.

02:06:57.000 I saw a guy with a pet hyena.

02:06:58.000 You know, they did it with foxes.

02:07:00.000 They've done it with foxes and taken foxes and really quickly, within 10 years, turned them into a completely different thing with a weak jaw and floppy ears.

02:07:09.000 To be pets?

02:07:10.000 Yeah.

02:07:10.000 Well, what they did was they took foxes and when they had a fox that exhibited any aggression at all, they killed it.

02:07:23.000 What a stupid study.

02:07:38.000 It's not stupid because it's fascinating to find out how long it takes because we thought it would take like hundreds of years for an animal to change.

02:07:44.000 It's essentially its appearance, like its physical appearance is very different than a regular fox.

02:07:49.000 Change their coloration, change how their ears, their ears don't stick up anymore, they flop down and show submissiveness.

02:07:55.000 Same with dogs, right?

02:07:57.000 Like all dogs come from wolves.

02:07:59.000 In the original wolves, the people kept as pets.

02:08:03.000 They would just get closer.

02:08:04.000 They're the ones who got closer to the people by the campfire.

02:08:06.000 The people would feed those wolves.

02:08:08.000 And then they would use those wolves to alert them that other animals were coming nearby.

02:08:12.000 The wolves stayed close to the campfire because the wolves knew that people were going to give them food.

02:08:16.000 Then the wolves started protecting those people because that's where their food source was.

02:08:19.000 And the people worked out this relationship with wolves.

02:08:22.000 What country?

02:08:23.000 This is the human race before there was countries.

02:08:25.000 Forever ago.

02:08:26.000 This is probably...

02:08:27.000 You know, we're talking more than 10,000 years ago.

02:08:28.000 But the Fox study was how long ago?

02:08:30.000 Very recently.

02:08:31.000 I think it was in Russia.

02:08:32.000 I think that's where they did this Fox study.

02:08:33.000 Yeah, we're not doing that in America.

02:08:34.000 You're not killing all those Foxes.

02:08:35.000 It was in the 1950s?

02:08:36.000 Yeah, I got the article here.

02:08:37.000 And so, it was a ruthless study, but they found out pretty quickly that you can select...

02:08:44.000 You can change the way these things look based on which ones you breed with which ones.

02:08:49.000 And you gotta think, when people migrated out of Africa and they moved across Asia and moved through the Bering Strait and into North America, they're dealing with brutal cold.

02:08:57.000 A lot of times they're completely covered up because it's so fucking cold.

02:09:00.000 Look at that.

02:09:01.000 Foxes are more naturally stubborn than dogs.

02:09:04.000 Little cutie face.

02:09:04.000 They're very playful, those little guys.

02:09:06.000 I love a fox as a pet.

02:09:08.000 You ever see Grizzly Man where the dude made friends with a fox?

02:09:11.000 Like a wild fox in Grizzly Man.

02:09:14.000 Stole his hat and was playing with him.

02:09:16.000 Grizzly Man's the guy that died, right?

02:09:17.000 Yeah.

02:09:18.000 How about those flying foxes?

02:09:20.000 What the fuck is up with that?

02:09:21.000 Flying squirrels, you mean?

02:09:22.000 Are they flying squirrels?

02:09:24.000 I think there's flying foxes.

02:09:25.000 Really?

02:09:28.000 No?

02:09:28.000 There's these weird, gigantic, fox-looking vulture bat things in Australia that just hang out in the city.

02:09:35.000 They're just like in the city.

02:09:36.000 You can just see them in there.

02:09:37.000 They're scary, but they're...

02:09:38.000 I think it's just a kind of bat.

02:09:38.000 It's a bat.

02:09:39.000 Oh yeah, they have like a fox face.

02:09:41.000 Yeah, they look like foxes.

02:09:42.000 They're scary as fuck, and they're just like right there in the Those things are sweet.

02:09:45.000 Australia is so radical.

02:09:47.000 My friend Adam Greentree was sending me videos he took of these saltwater crocodiles.

02:09:50.000 Whoa!

02:09:50.000 Is that a regular bat?

02:09:51.000 Australian flying foxes.

02:09:53.000 It's just some flying foxes.

02:09:54.000 Yes.

02:09:55.000 That is a flying fox?

02:09:56.000 Yeah.

02:09:56.000 You're right.

02:09:57.000 How crazy is that?

02:09:58.000 Is it actually a flying fox or is that what they call a bat?

02:10:00.000 That's what they call it.

02:10:01.000 Everything says flying foxes.

02:10:03.000 Look at it.

02:10:03.000 It looks just like a fox.

02:10:04.000 Just a fox with wings.

02:10:05.000 That is fucking insane.

02:10:07.000 Those are just in Sydney, just hanging on the tracks.

02:10:09.000 That is insane.

02:10:11.000 Well, you know how we always look at pterodactyls?

02:10:13.000 You know how we look at pterodactyls and we always assume that they have wings like a bat?

02:10:17.000 That's what everybody always thought.

02:10:19.000 But now they're finding out that so many dinosaurs had feathers that it's entirely possible that pterodactyls were birds.

02:10:25.000 Didn't they think the T-Rex were covered in feathers too, right?

02:10:27.000 It's very possible.

02:10:28.000 There's not a lot of evidence.

02:10:30.000 Sounds silly.

02:10:30.000 It's scary.

02:10:32.000 Well, there's definitely evidence that some dinosaurs had feathers.

02:10:35.000 They found fossilized dinosaurs with feathers.

02:10:37.000 But this is all recently.

02:10:39.000 Over the last few decades, they're starting to find more and more of them.

02:10:43.000 There's a museum that I went to in Montana, and they mocked out a velociraptor with feathers.

02:10:49.000 Look, birds.

02:10:50.000 You look at it like an owl.

02:10:52.000 That's a fucking dinosaur, man.

02:10:53.000 They're the closest thing to a dinosaur, right?

02:10:55.000 Closest thing to a dinosaur.

02:10:56.000 They're ruthless, dude.

02:10:57.000 Did I tell you about the fucking wars that I'm having in my backyard?

02:10:59.000 No.

02:11:00.000 With what?

02:11:00.000 Dude, there's hawk wars going on in my yard.

02:11:05.000 Hawk wars?

02:11:05.000 They're killing each other.

02:11:06.000 Film it, man.

02:11:07.000 Birds are killing other birds and they behead them.

02:11:10.000 So I started going online and reading about it and they eat their head.

02:11:13.000 And I'm like, what the fuck eats a hawk's head?

02:11:15.000 Well, apparently when birds of prey will kill other birds, one of the things they do is eat their head.

02:11:21.000 They eat the head.

02:11:22.000 They pull the head off.

02:11:23.000 To show dominance?

02:11:24.000 I don't know, man.

02:11:25.000 I don't know what's going on.

02:11:25.000 Jesus Christ.

02:11:27.000 But one of my neighbors saw a hawk eating a hawk baby right up the street from me.

02:11:33.000 And I watched these hawks swoop down, and one of them slammed into my chicken coop.

02:11:38.000 There's these juvenile hawks.

02:11:40.000 And I think one of the things that's going on is I have a fence in my backyard, and we just put up a glass fence, and these birds just fucking...

02:11:48.000 We've murked like 15 birds, dude.

02:11:50.000 Why'd you put a glass fence in?

02:11:52.000 Because it looks beautiful.

02:11:53.000 You can see the whole view.

02:11:53.000 But these birds, they don't understand that it's a fence.

02:11:56.000 And they swoop down.

02:11:57.000 It's like, clang!

02:11:58.000 And they get K the fuck-oh.

02:12:01.000 Head trauma for the birds?

02:12:03.000 You should have a video camera.

02:12:05.000 A little security camera.

02:12:06.000 A lot of wasted footage.

02:12:07.000 Because it only happens like once a month.

02:12:09.000 But it's happened quite a few times.

02:12:12.000 Where birds have flown down.

02:12:13.000 We found them.

02:12:14.000 Just like...

02:12:15.000 Drunk, wandering around the backyard.

02:12:17.000 CT'd up.

02:12:17.000 Just hammered.

02:12:19.000 CT'd the fuck up.

02:12:20.000 Blood coming out of their nose.

02:12:22.000 God!

02:12:22.000 I found them with blood coming out of their nose.

02:12:24.000 Yeah.

02:12:25.000 Yeah, they get KO'd.

02:12:27.000 So I think we've killed a bunch of hawks this way.

02:12:31.000 Hawks have died.

02:12:32.000 We haven't killed them.

02:12:33.000 They killed themselves.

02:12:34.000 Evolution, bitch.

02:12:35.000 But these other hawks, these juvenile hawks, are now kind of taken over because of that.

02:12:41.000 I think one of the ones that got killed, one of the hawks that got killed, look at that fucker.

02:12:45.000 Look at that.

02:12:46.000 He's eating a bird.

02:12:47.000 He's decapitated a hawk.

02:12:49.000 Yeah, there it is.

02:12:49.000 He's decapitating a hawk.

02:12:51.000 Jesus Christ.

02:12:52.000 God, they are fucking monsters.

02:12:54.000 Dude, they are so ruthless.

02:12:56.000 Owls are so goddamn ruthless.

02:12:58.000 They look so cool, don't they?

02:12:59.000 They do look cool, but it's weird that we've made these things out to be these wise, cute...

02:13:05.000 Creatures that, like, give a hoot, don't pollute.

02:13:07.000 The Tootsie Roll pops.

02:13:09.000 Yeah.

02:13:09.000 The Tootsie Roll pops.

02:13:10.000 There's owls everywhere.

02:13:12.000 They're ruthless, man.

02:13:14.000 Dude, I've never seen an owl in person.

02:13:15.000 They're fucking straight up predators.

02:13:16.000 Really?

02:13:17.000 What do you mean everywhere?

02:13:17.000 I see them all the time.

02:13:19.000 Oh, look at this bird.

02:13:21.000 The bird's trying to get away.

02:13:22.000 Like, not today, bitch.

02:13:24.000 Birds are fucking scary.

02:13:26.000 Not today.

02:13:26.000 Today I will hold you and eat your head.

02:13:30.000 So I found a decapitated bird in my yard, and I posted a picture of it on Instagram, and then I started reading up on it.

02:13:37.000 Apparently it's when birds kill other birds, they'll do that.

02:13:40.000 They literally bite their fucking head off.

02:13:42.000 Is it like a territory war thing?

02:13:44.000 Like a gang thing?

02:13:45.000 I think when these birds, my theory, it's a shitty theory because I'm not really qualified to have a theory on this, but I think that these birds slamming into that fence and a few of them dying have kind of upset the gang situation in my neighborhood.

02:14:03.000 Bird-fullers?

02:14:04.000 Yeah.

02:14:05.000 Dude.

02:14:06.000 Owls are so ruthless.

02:14:07.000 And they ain't shit compared to eagles.

02:14:09.000 Eagles are the most ruthless.

02:14:11.000 Have you ever seen those harpy eagles?

02:14:13.000 Are they huge?

02:14:14.000 Giant.

02:14:15.000 They're giant.

02:14:16.000 How big?

02:14:18.000 Huge.

02:14:18.000 There's an eagle right there?

02:14:20.000 They kill monkeys.

02:14:20.000 They go after monkeys and they eat a lot of, what are those little slow things?

02:14:24.000 Sloths?

02:14:25.000 Who eats a fucking sloth, man?

02:14:27.000 Harpy eagles.

02:14:28.000 That's fucked up.

02:14:29.000 Google harpy eagles eat sloths.

02:14:32.000 I think Thursday was official sloth day.

02:14:34.000 If you're a sloth fan.

02:14:36.000 I think harpy eagles are the biggest eagles in the world.

02:14:39.000 I'm pretty sure.

02:14:40.000 That thing is jacked.

02:14:42.000 Oh yeah.

02:14:42.000 They're ruthless.

02:14:43.000 Look at this motherfucker.

02:14:44.000 Swoops down.

02:14:46.000 What about vultures, man?

02:14:47.000 They're big birds.

02:14:49.000 They're the scariest.

02:14:50.000 No, because they're not predators.

02:14:51.000 Look, that sloth is a goner or something.

02:14:53.000 That's a bummer.

02:14:54.000 I like a sloth, man.

02:14:55.000 But nature just made them real easy to eat.

02:14:58.000 But they really don't get fucked with, though.

02:15:00.000 Oh, they do.

02:15:01.000 Because they're not out in the open, are they?

02:15:02.000 But when they are, they get jacked.

02:15:02.000 Look at that monkey.

02:15:03.000 They're so goddamn slow.

02:15:05.000 These harpy eagles, they eat monkeys like crazy.

02:15:08.000 They swoop down and jack monkeys.

02:15:09.000 And one of the things they found on ancient primate skulls, they found all these weird scratches and all this evidence of predation.

02:15:19.000 And now they think that that, ooh, he's like, come on, bitch, what's up?

02:15:24.000 He's doing a little left and right.

02:15:26.000 Now they think that that scratching is probably some sort of an ancient eagle that was preying on ancient hominids.

02:15:33.000 Jesus Christ.

02:15:34.000 Yeah.

02:15:34.000 Birds are real proud.

02:15:35.000 I like how they filmed this and put this and edited this together.

02:15:38.000 Come on, man.

02:15:38.000 Yeah, that's not going to happen like this.

02:15:40.000 It's all taken in different years.

02:15:42.000 Yeah, but you've got to suspend disbelief just to watch him jack a monkey.

02:15:47.000 Dude, what's the big-ass bird that grabs the goats and drops them from the mountainside?

02:15:52.000 Those are golden eagles.

02:15:53.000 You ever seen that shit?

02:15:54.000 Falcons?

02:15:55.000 What about them?

02:15:55.000 They grab goats, son.

02:15:57.000 Those are rich Muslim guys with falcons.

02:15:59.000 Yeah, falconry.

02:16:00.000 Yeah, they use them to hunt.

02:16:02.000 They hunt rabbits and shit with them.

02:16:03.000 I'm talking about that bird that picks up a straight up goat, flies them up and like, have fun, my man.

02:16:07.000 Boom.

02:16:08.000 I'm pretty sure those are golden eagles.

02:16:09.000 Yeah, golden eagles hunt goats.

02:16:11.000 Those are big goats.

02:16:12.000 I think those are the biggest eagles in North America.

02:16:15.000 Those are big ass eagles.

02:16:16.000 Look at that shit.

02:16:17.000 Worst way to die, period.

02:16:18.000 Yeah, they grab these goats and they're like, come with me, bitch.

02:16:21.000 They just drag them down.

02:16:23.000 All they're doing is dragging them down.

02:16:24.000 And the goats sometimes drag the eagles down, too.

02:16:27.000 The eagle takes a hit, too.

02:16:29.000 Oh, shit.

02:16:29.000 Shit!

02:16:29.000 Look at that.

02:16:30.000 See ya!

02:16:31.000 Oh!

02:16:31.000 Dude, that's so rough.

02:16:32.000 See ya!

02:16:33.000 Boom!

02:16:34.000 And then the Eagles are like, ooh, dinner.

02:16:36.000 Nature is a motherfucker.

02:16:39.000 That whole video is a bad motherfucker.

02:16:41.000 And then you're kind of out of it, then you start to eatin' your asshole.

02:16:44.000 I don't think you're kind of out of it.

02:16:46.000 Dude, how long did he have to wait for that to happen?

02:16:48.000 I know, right?

02:16:49.000 With the camera?

02:16:50.000 Whoa!

02:16:50.000 That was...

02:16:51.000 He caught it perfect.

02:16:52.000 I know.

02:16:52.000 That's a ruthless fucking bird.

02:16:54.000 Unless they bring the eagles.

02:16:56.000 They drug them up.

02:16:57.000 Look!

02:16:58.000 Look!

02:16:58.000 Like chum in the water.

02:17:00.000 They build Cosby up those goats.

02:17:02.000 They get them all hungry and shit.

02:17:03.000 Yeah, let the eagles loose.

02:17:05.000 Let them loose.

02:17:05.000 Open the cage.

02:17:06.000 There we go.

02:17:06.000 Get the camera.

02:17:07.000 I gotta change the lens.

02:17:08.000 The battery's dead.

02:17:10.000 Oh, man.

02:17:11.000 Have you ever seen the ones that they use in Mongolia where they chase down wolves?

02:17:16.000 Oh, is that it right here?

02:17:17.000 Yeah.

02:17:18.000 They're foxes.

02:17:18.000 Oh.

02:17:19.000 Well, they use foxes and even wolves.

02:17:21.000 But they train these golden eagles.

02:17:23.000 That's a big fucking bird.

02:17:24.000 Look how big that bird is.

02:17:26.000 And they put a GoPro on the bird's head.

02:17:27.000 Holy shit.

02:17:28.000 And they sent the bird down.

02:17:30.000 The bird just put the whack down on these poor foxes.

02:17:33.000 And they eat the foxes or they're just doing it for the coats?

02:17:34.000 They kill them.

02:17:35.000 Oh, the people?

02:17:36.000 I don't think they eat them.

02:17:37.000 They might.

02:17:38.000 You know, apparently some trappers and pioneers were big on eating eagles.

02:17:42.000 Or not eagles.

02:17:44.000 Wolves.

02:17:46.000 They ate a lot of wolves.

02:17:47.000 Like some famous trappers, like wolves were their favorite food.

02:17:50.000 Whatever that lady is, Eskimo or whatever, she is stressed out that this thing's not going to catch it.

02:17:54.000 I think that's just what she looks like.

02:17:58.000 She's living a hard life, son.

02:18:00.000 Look at that.

02:18:01.000 Look at the fucking fox trying to fight back.

02:18:03.000 The fox trying to fight back and those claws are just fucking your life up.

02:18:06.000 It's a vice grip.

02:18:07.000 Oh, he's going to get that beak involved soon on that neck.

02:18:10.000 I think they'd have to put the chase in later.

02:18:12.000 Like they get like trained foxes and have them running and shit.

02:18:16.000 Is that bitch holding a whistle?

02:18:17.000 I think that's exactly what it is.

02:18:20.000 Yeah.

02:18:21.000 That fox put up a decent fight.

02:18:23.000 The wolf one is even more disturbing.

02:18:25.000 Oh, the fox is trying, man.

02:18:26.000 He's trying, but he's just getting a chance.

02:18:28.000 We got ourselves a fight here.

02:18:29.000 Yeah, well, not really, because the fox can't even bite him.

02:18:31.000 They're so smart, they just grab ahold of him.

02:18:34.000 Birds stress me out, man.

02:18:36.000 But it's just weird that they figured out how to train these things, man.

02:18:39.000 When you call your eagle, stand against the wind.

02:18:41.000 Oh, that makes sense.

02:18:42.000 So the eagle can hear you.

02:18:45.000 If you saw one of those things coming right at you, would you use that overhand knife strike?

02:18:52.000 I think you've got to grapple with an eagle.

02:18:54.000 The problem is, if you hit them, I don't think if you hit them, they're not heavy enough for it to make a lot of impact when you hit them.

02:19:02.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:19:03.000 It's not like you're hitting a dog.

02:19:04.000 If you punch a dog in the face, a dog weighs 70 pounds, they're there.

02:19:07.000 What's the stance you get when you see it coming?

02:19:10.000 You get...

02:19:11.000 Hands out.

02:19:12.000 Hands out, stretch like this.

02:19:13.000 Hands out like this.

02:19:14.000 He's coming in.

02:19:15.000 Grab the feet.

02:19:16.000 I'm trying to grab shit and I'm trying to tear it apart.

02:19:19.000 I'm trying to rampage Jackson.

02:19:20.000 I'm trying to get my feet on its dick and I'm trying to pull them legs apart.

02:19:24.000 I'm trying to make some Kentucky Fried Chicken drumsticks.

02:19:28.000 Yeah, you gotta pull those legs apart.

02:19:30.000 You gotta slam his fucking head into the ground.

02:19:32.000 He's gonna land on your arms, right?

02:19:34.000 You're like this.

02:19:35.000 He lands on your arms.

02:19:35.000 You're giving him that.

02:19:36.000 You're getting tore up.

02:19:37.000 Maybe you give him one arm.

02:19:38.000 You give him one arm like this.

02:19:39.000 Maybe you take your shirt off and wrap that bitch around your arm.

02:19:42.000 This is the way I'd stand up.

02:19:43.000 Yeah, that's it.

02:19:44.000 Yeah.

02:19:45.000 Bitch.

02:19:46.000 That's it.

02:19:47.000 Yeah, and you gotta grab them talons.

02:19:48.000 You gotta grab them feet.

02:19:49.000 I don't think they attack with the beak as much as they attack with the talons and eat with the beak.

02:19:53.000 They come feet first.

02:19:55.000 Yeah.

02:19:55.000 Like this.

02:19:56.000 Like when they catch a salmon.

02:19:57.000 How are they gonna get around this?

02:19:58.000 Think about how powerful they are.

02:19:59.000 What if you had to grab a salmon?

02:20:01.000 What if a salmon is in the river, you had to reach it and grab it with your hands?

02:20:03.000 Not a chance.

02:20:05.000 They swoop down and fly with it!

02:20:07.000 They snatch it out of the water and fly away with a salmon.

02:20:10.000 If you had long-ass nails, you'd probably be able to grab them, too.

02:20:14.000 Yeah, if you had long-ass nails, you'd have to have some serious talents.

02:20:16.000 They're also not very cuddly.

02:20:18.000 They're cuddly.

02:20:19.000 Yeah.

02:20:19.000 They're fucking evil.

02:20:20.000 Why would you have a bad bird?

02:20:21.000 Any tribal cultures that let their nails grow and they sharpen them and they use them as weapons in war?

02:20:27.000 We have bitch nails.

02:20:28.000 Our nails fall apart.

02:20:30.000 Our nails fall apart if you get them slammed in a door.

02:20:32.000 Maybe because we don't use them.

02:20:33.000 Maybe they're supposed to be.

02:20:34.000 Well, we don't really need claws.

02:20:35.000 Oh, that guy just caught a salmon?

02:20:36.000 Maybe we're supposed to have claws.

02:20:38.000 That guy's a beast.

02:20:39.000 I mean, that's the two-inch water.

02:20:41.000 Yeah, this is different, man.

02:20:43.000 And look how long his nails are.

02:20:44.000 He's going to eat it, too?

02:20:45.000 Yeah.

02:20:46.000 You can easily catch salmon with bare hands and eat it raw.

02:20:50.000 You're not supposed to really eat salmon sushi even because some of them have parasites.

02:20:54.000 I eat the shit out of it.

02:20:55.000 It's not smart.

02:20:56.000 I feel great.

02:20:57.000 You can get parasites.

02:20:58.000 This guy's going to eat it raw.

02:20:59.000 Yeah.

02:21:00.000 Well, a lot of people do.

02:21:02.000 But when you talk to people that want to play it safe, they say you shouldn't eat anything that's fresh water.

02:21:07.000 Don't eat fresh water.

02:21:08.000 Well, this guy begs the damper.

02:21:10.000 You think it's gross, but do you like sushi?

02:21:12.000 I hate sushi.

02:21:14.000 You don't like sushi?

02:21:16.000 When Eddie and I would go to restaurants, I used to lose my fucking mind.

02:21:19.000 Because Eddie's like, no cilantro, no onions, no this, no that.

02:21:24.000 Nice and simple.

02:21:26.000 I don't eat all that shit.

02:21:27.000 If the meat's good, why do I need onions and shit on it?

02:21:29.000 Give me some good meat.

02:21:30.000 The best is going to Fogo with him, though.

02:21:32.000 Then there's no bro shit.

02:21:34.000 You know?

02:21:34.000 That's all me.

02:21:35.000 Picanha.

02:21:35.000 Flip that bitch over.

02:21:36.000 God, when's the last time I went to fogo the chow?

02:21:38.000 We went in Vegas.

02:21:39.000 We chowed it up, dude.

02:21:40.000 Picanha.

02:21:41.000 We gained like fucking 10 pounds.

02:21:43.000 Hell yeah.

02:21:44.000 We feasted.

02:21:45.000 Sounds nice.

02:21:45.000 Oh, so good.

02:21:46.000 I hadn't been there in forever.

02:21:48.000 We had a good time.

02:21:50.000 Well, you don't really have, I was going to say munchies, but when you get high, I mean, you get high so much it probably doesn't fuck with you.

02:21:55.000 I never got the munchies from pot, man.

02:21:57.000 Pot never, no.

02:21:58.000 I mean, I get hungry like normal, but pot was, it never gave me munchies.

02:22:04.000 It makes food taste way better, though.

02:22:06.000 That's for sure.

02:22:07.000 It does.

02:22:09.000 You smoking?

02:22:10.000 A little bit?

02:22:11.000 I mean, at night I do.

02:22:12.000 Do you use it to write?

02:22:14.000 No.

02:22:14.000 You don't write?

02:22:15.000 No.

02:22:16.000 You should try to write stuff.

02:22:17.000 Yeah, since you're doing stand-up, you should definitely write high.

02:22:20.000 Yeah.

02:22:21.000 Dude, that's the...

02:22:22.000 Dude, that's where...

02:22:22.000 You know what I do, though?

02:22:23.000 I do both.

02:22:24.000 I write sober and I write high.

02:22:26.000 I do both.

02:22:27.000 And sometimes...

02:22:27.000 Listen to George Carlin talk about that once.

02:22:29.000 He was saying that he likes to write sober and then he touches everything up, punches it up when he's high.

02:22:34.000 Well, that makes sense.

02:22:35.000 Yeah.

02:22:35.000 Like, smoke a little weed and then go over the material.

02:22:37.000 Go back over it.

02:22:38.000 Try to figure out what's funny about it.

02:22:38.000 Yeah.

02:22:39.000 Yeah.

02:22:40.000 I like both, man.

02:22:41.000 I like writing sober and writing high.

02:22:44.000 But when I write high, it's like I just get these gifts.

02:22:47.000 It's like the universe gives you these gifts.

02:22:49.000 Where is this even coming from?

02:22:50.000 But is it funny, too, when you're high and then you look back over and when you're sober, you're like, oh, what the fuck?

02:22:53.000 Oh, it's definitely that.

02:22:54.000 I used to have a bit about it.

02:22:55.000 I literally wrote down, a unicorn is a donkey from the future.

02:22:58.000 And then I went down and looked at my notes and went, what the fuck does that even mean?

02:23:02.000 Exactly.

02:23:03.000 It's fucking hilarious.

02:23:04.000 This is what it is.

02:23:05.000 There's probably something funny thing about it that you didn't write down.

02:23:08.000 Exactly.

02:23:08.000 And you forgot.

02:23:09.000 I was so high, but I wrote it down and then I went over it after the fact.

02:23:13.000 I was like, what the fuck is wrong with me?

02:23:15.000 I wrote that down.

02:23:17.000 I've written a bunch of shit down.

02:23:19.000 Every now and then, because a lot of what I write down, if I'm high, I'll write down some shit at the comedy store or something like that.

02:23:25.000 And then I have to go over my notes when I'm sober.

02:23:27.000 I'm like...

02:23:28.000 Are you doing it on your phone?

02:23:31.000 Are you doing it on your phone or are you doing it physically?

02:23:33.000 Well, I always write physically, like with a computer.

02:23:36.000 And then I write notes...

02:23:37.000 Wait, physically with a computer?

02:23:38.000 What does that mean?

02:23:39.000 Physically with a computer?

02:23:41.000 Oh, okay.

02:23:42.000 Like, physically write...

02:23:44.000 I thought physically was like with a pen.

02:23:46.000 No, but this is probably the wrong way to say it, but I have three stages, right?

02:23:52.000 I write with a computer, but then I write things down on paper.

02:23:56.000 Like if I have to like do a set, I write a set list out with paper.

02:23:59.000 I'm really interested in this new Samsung, man.

02:24:02.000 The Samsung Note 8. Yeah, because the Note 8 you write on the lock screen.

02:24:06.000 You don't even have to open up an application.

02:24:08.000 I like that.

02:24:08.000 You write on the lock screen and you write it with a pen.

02:24:11.000 You could write like a hundred pages of notes just on the lock screen and you could save them.

02:24:16.000 Have you seen that shit?

02:24:17.000 Why doesn't Apple do that shit?

02:24:18.000 They'll jump on it.

02:24:19.000 Nah, Samsung's got it, man.

02:24:22.000 Apple gets sued left and right for patents.

02:24:24.000 They got sued for these new animated emojis that they're coming out with on the iPhone X. 10, whatever it is.

02:24:31.000 See, my phone's so fucking rough right now.

02:24:34.000 I need one.

02:24:35.000 What year you got?

02:24:36.000 Apple 7 Plus.

02:24:37.000 Look, it's horrible.

02:24:39.000 It's awful.

02:24:40.000 My wife got the 8. It's the shit.

02:24:41.000 Is it nice?

02:24:41.000 It looks just like this, but the camera's way better.

02:24:44.000 The camera's wicked.

02:24:45.000 And you can get it right now.

02:24:46.000 But the thing about the new one, the X, the X is weird, man, because it doesn't have a fingerprint thing where you open it.

02:24:54.000 You open it with your mug.

02:24:56.000 With your face?

02:24:56.000 You stare at it.

02:24:57.000 I don't like that.

02:24:58.000 And it opens.

02:24:58.000 Oh my gosh.

02:24:59.000 Someone just get your phone and just do this.

02:25:01.000 Hey, what's up man?

02:25:02.000 I like your face.

02:25:03.000 You can go get the 8 right now?

02:25:05.000 The 8. Yes.

02:25:06.000 You can get the 8 right now.

02:25:07.000 I need to get that bitch tomorrow.

02:25:08.000 The 8 is basically this phone, but way better.

02:25:11.000 Yeah, I need to get it.

02:25:11.000 It's the exact same.

02:25:12.000 This is a 7, but the 8 is the exact same phone.

02:25:15.000 It has like all the stains.

02:25:16.000 But I'll tell you what, man.

02:25:17.000 My phone has been fucking up lately.

02:25:19.000 You have the old one, right?

02:25:20.000 Yeah.

02:25:20.000 Mine too.

02:25:21.000 Apple does on purpose.

02:25:22.000 They do.

02:25:23.000 Go get that new one, bitch.

02:25:24.000 They do.

02:25:25.000 It says you need an update.

02:25:26.000 I'll do the update because they play those games.

02:25:28.000 They drop that bug.

02:25:30.000 And as soon as you update, then you're fucked.

02:25:32.000 I held it off for a while.

02:25:34.000 I'm going super strong.

02:25:36.000 My phone, not only does it freeze, but now when I say if you sent me a text, like today it happened.

02:25:41.000 You sent me a text saying which door should I go into and I replied to you and then I went to look at my phone and there was no place to reply.

02:25:50.000 It didn't exist.

02:25:51.000 I couldn't pull it up, so I hit the home button and then I reopened the text messages back to the same thing.

02:25:58.000 So I had to physically swipe up and close out the text message program and then start it up again just to get a dialogue where I could press the keys in.

02:26:08.000 It wouldn't let me press the keys in.

02:26:09.000 That's Apple telling you your new phone.

02:26:12.000 You need yourself an iPhone 8. I think I'm at the 6 still.

02:26:16.000 I don't even know what this is.

02:26:17.000 That's the 3. Jamie, see if you can pull up a video on the Samsung Galaxy Note 8. This Galaxy Note 8 has got me very, I'm very curious.

02:26:27.000 But there's a bunch of things that Apple does that keeps you on the tit.

02:26:30.000 Yes.

02:26:31.000 One of them is that AirDrop.

02:26:32.000 I've been anti-Apple forever.

02:26:34.000 Once I went to it, so easy, man.

02:26:35.000 It's pretty easy.

02:26:36.000 So easy.

02:26:37.000 What, the AirDrop?

02:26:38.000 Yeah, AirDrop's pretty good.

02:26:39.000 Where do you use that?

02:26:40.000 I use it all the time.

02:26:41.000 For what?

02:26:42.000 Like if we made a video right here, I would airdrop it to you.

02:26:44.000 Because you can't text it because the file is so big.

02:26:46.000 If you airdrop it, it just comes right there.

02:26:48.000 Instead of it texting, it just goes through Bluetooth because you're near me and it sends it to you in full.

02:26:52.000 So this is it right here.

02:26:53.000 This is the Galaxy Note 8. It's fucking huge and it's all screen.

02:26:58.000 They have a little bit of room for like the speakers on it, but the screen is gigantic.

02:27:02.000 Oh, I like that pen.

02:27:03.000 And they pull that pen out.

02:27:04.000 That pen is so dope, dude.

02:27:05.000 It lets you do all kinds of shit.

02:27:07.000 Like if someone sends you a picture, you could highlight things with that pen Dude, you're selling the fuck out of me right now.

02:27:12.000 I'm in the market.

02:27:13.000 You could write notes with your hand.

02:27:15.000 See, this to me is big because then I don't have to take a notebook with me.

02:27:19.000 I don't need an iPad or anything like that.

02:27:20.000 Yeah, you write it.

02:27:21.000 Like, look at this.

02:27:22.000 This guy wants to highlight some shit.

02:27:24.000 Look, you could translate things.

02:27:25.000 Goddamn!

02:27:26.000 Look, do that, and boom.

02:27:28.000 It translates shit for you.

02:27:29.000 It charges wirelessly.

02:27:32.000 Yeah, look at my spokesbone from Galaxy.

02:27:34.000 Look at that.

02:27:35.000 Ooh!

02:27:35.000 But Joe, how does it work?

02:27:36.000 If I went from the Apple phone to that, does all my shit transfer over or no?

02:27:40.000 Yeah, sort of.

02:27:42.000 The problem is, the real problem...

02:27:43.000 I tried it with the Google Pixel, just for shits and giggles.

02:27:47.000 The real...

02:27:47.000 Look at that.

02:27:48.000 Like, he's writing notes with that thing?

02:27:49.000 Come on, son.

02:27:50.000 On the lock screen?

02:27:51.000 The real problem is iMessages.

02:27:55.000 So say if someone's used to sending you iMessages and you send them iMessages, it doesn't want to send you a text.

02:28:01.000 It wants to continue to send iMessages and it takes a long time to switch over.

02:28:06.000 I actually called up Apple and I said, I want you to remove me from the iMessage database.

02:28:12.000 Like remove my email from iMessage.

02:28:14.000 Remove me.

02:28:15.000 And they said, why?

02:28:16.000 And I said, because I got a Google phone.

02:28:17.000 They said, why did you do that?

02:28:18.000 I said, that's none of your business, bitch!

02:28:20.000 Remove me, motherfucker!

02:28:21.000 So they removed me from the iMessage database, and it still wouldn't work.

02:28:25.000 I mean, it would work half the time.

02:28:27.000 That's kind of a bummer.

02:28:28.000 That's a deal-breaker for me.

02:28:29.000 All the people that had Android phones all worked great.

02:28:32.000 Yeah, but how many people have Android phones?

02:28:34.000 I know a few people that have Android phones.

02:28:37.000 None of my friends.

02:28:38.000 Ian Edwards has one.

02:28:39.000 Steve Ranella has one.

02:28:41.000 I have a few friends that have Androids.

02:28:43.000 Remy Warren has one.

02:28:44.000 But the majority don't.

02:28:45.000 So you're going to have some issues.

02:28:46.000 Yeah.

02:28:47.000 And you don't get...

02:28:47.000 I get sad when I see green text.

02:28:50.000 I like blue.

02:28:50.000 Me too.

02:28:51.000 It bums me out when I get green.

02:28:52.000 I'm like, fuck, man.

02:28:53.000 I'm like, he's got one of them phones.

02:28:54.000 I judge people.

02:28:56.000 People do judge people.

02:28:57.000 Some comedian had a bit about it, I think.

02:29:00.000 Really?

02:29:00.000 I think about hooking up with a girl and you know she's broke when you get a green text from her.

02:29:04.000 Or a broke screen.

02:29:05.000 Like someone, ah, dude, your phone bums me out.

02:29:07.000 I had a friend say, ah, your phone bums me out, man.

02:29:09.000 Because it's broken?

02:29:10.000 The screen's all broke.

02:29:11.000 My case is all jiggity.

02:29:12.000 I like that.

02:29:12.000 It means you're living your life.

02:29:14.000 Yeah, you're right.

02:29:15.000 The only thing that's cool about the green text is the person you're texting with doesn't see that you're texting.

02:29:22.000 Yeah, the bubble.

02:29:24.000 Yeah, sometimes you're not writing anything.

02:29:25.000 You're just reviewing the text, your conversation, trying to figure out how they think that you're writing something.

02:29:30.000 And then you see that they're writing something, and then they stop.

02:29:34.000 Like, oh, they're not sure.

02:29:36.000 They're not sure how to reply, motherfucker!

02:29:39.000 Yeah.

02:29:42.000 I've done that to my wife where I'm about to text something, then I don't, and then she'll say, why were you thinking about something?

02:29:49.000 And then you change your mind.

02:29:50.000 What were you thinking about?

02:29:52.000 I wasn't thinking about that.

02:29:53.000 You were thinking about something.

02:29:55.000 You were about to write some shit.

02:29:57.000 And then it turned off.

02:29:59.000 What were you thinking?

02:30:00.000 Tell me.

02:30:00.000 What were you thinking?

02:30:01.000 I'm like, I was going to say.

02:30:02.000 I'm thinking about how beautiful you are and I love you so much.

02:30:05.000 I'm so happy in my way.

02:30:05.000 I was going to use the kissy emoji, but I decided it's not appropriate for this text.

02:30:10.000 I took off the thing where it says red.

02:30:12.000 Oh yeah, I was just going to say that.

02:30:14.000 That's a bad...

02:30:15.000 You might have that on there.

02:30:17.000 When you get a text message, if you look at it and you send the thing...

02:30:21.000 If you look at it, that person knows you looked at it.

02:30:25.000 I don't like that.

02:30:26.000 I don't like that shit.

02:30:28.000 Maybe I'm busy, man.

02:30:30.000 It's like if someone texts me, I might just go straight to the text just to see what their message is because I don't have time.

02:30:36.000 You don't have time for everybody.

02:30:38.000 It's also fucked up, though.

02:30:39.000 The other day, I got 39 text messages.

02:30:42.000 I counted them.

02:30:42.000 From a psycho or a bunch of people?

02:30:44.000 No, in the day.

02:30:44.000 39. I can't keep up with all that.

02:30:46.000 You can't.

02:30:47.000 39 different people text messaged me.

02:30:49.000 Is my job just replying to texts?

02:30:51.000 Because if that's my job, then I have to sit down and then people just go, hey, what's up?

02:30:56.000 Those don't get a reply.

02:30:58.000 Hey, what's up?

02:30:59.000 What's up?

02:31:00.000 Call me.

02:31:01.000 It's either my family or answer a non-question.

02:31:06.000 Maybe I'll get back to that.

02:31:07.000 For me, it's like, right now I've got to answer these and I'll try to catch up to those.

02:31:11.000 You go to one...

02:31:12.000 You lock yourself away...

02:31:14.000 Doing a podcast for three hours, you're going to have a million messages.

02:31:17.000 You don't have time.

02:31:18.000 You've got to get in your car.

02:31:19.000 This is one of the few times that I guarantee that I'm not going to communicate with anybody any other way.

02:31:24.000 This is one of the few times.

02:31:25.000 Doing a podcast, this is one of the cool things about these kind of conversations.

02:31:30.000 This is the only way we have these conversations.

02:31:32.000 I agree.

02:31:33.000 We don't have these kind of conversations.

02:31:35.000 You're distracted with something else.

02:31:36.000 You're distracted, you're checking your phone.

02:31:38.000 There's a lot of shit going on.

02:31:40.000 The art of conversation is lost on a lot of people.

02:31:44.000 And one of the ways we practice it is by doing these podcasts.

02:31:47.000 Yeah, this is like a real hangout.

02:31:49.000 A hangout when your phone's off.

02:31:51.000 Have you had anyone come here try to stay on their phone?

02:31:54.000 Yes.

02:31:54.000 Get the fuck out of my face.

02:31:55.000 Russell Peters cannot leave his phone alone.

02:31:57.000 Oh, he can't be on the show then?

02:31:58.000 He cannot leave his phone alone.

02:31:59.000 Really?

02:31:59.000 Russell Peters is always like, yeah, yeah.

02:32:01.000 Oh, no.

02:32:02.000 So, I was gonna...

02:32:04.000 No, I don't know.

02:32:05.000 Hold on.

02:32:06.000 I go, Russell!

02:32:07.000 Come on, Russell!

02:32:08.000 Come on, Russell!

02:32:08.000 Everybody's here.

02:32:09.000 We're right here.

02:32:10.000 A million people are listening.

02:32:11.000 Hey, but it is, you know what?

02:32:12.000 That's a bummer.

02:32:13.000 Everyone's got a phone.

02:32:14.000 Everyone's got a phone and everyone's got a lot of work to do on the goddamn phone.

02:32:18.000 It's nice to be able to hang out with somebody and you're like, let's just get on our phones together and we'll talk every now and then and I'll show you a video and we're cool and we're not offending anybody.

02:32:26.000 Everyone's just on your phone.

02:32:28.000 There's nothing wrong with that.

02:32:29.000 Nothing wrong with that.

02:32:30.000 Have a fun party.

02:32:31.000 You know what I mean?

02:32:32.000 It's like we got business.

02:32:33.000 I want to hang out with you, but I got to do business and we can talk when there's something to talk about.

02:32:37.000 For sure.

02:32:38.000 But then I got to handle some shit.

02:32:39.000 For sure.

02:32:39.000 Don't you notice from doing a lot of podcasts how like if you have conversations with some people, some people are just not really listening to you.

02:32:46.000 Not in podcasts, but in the real world.

02:32:49.000 Like, you get good at this.

02:32:50.000 Like, you do podcasts a lot, so you're really good at having conversations.

02:32:53.000 But when you go out in the real world and have conversations with people, there's motherfuckers that just aren't listening.

02:32:58.000 They're just talking.

02:32:59.000 They're talking at you.

02:33:00.000 They're not even responding to what you're saying.

02:33:02.000 They're just thinking about what they want to get done on their agenda.

02:33:05.000 They're in a different conversation in a text.

02:33:07.000 They're like texting someone else in some serious business and they're like, uh-huh.

02:33:10.000 No, no, I mean when you're having a conversation with someone and they're not even tuned in to what you're saying.

02:33:14.000 There's a lot of people that are just bad at talking.

02:33:16.000 Bad communicators.

02:33:18.000 And those people are bad at podcasts.

02:33:19.000 Every now and then I'll get one of those people on a podcast and you're like, are you even here with me?

02:33:23.000 Yeah.

02:33:24.000 Are you listening to me?

02:33:25.000 It's work.

02:33:26.000 Yeah, it's work.

02:33:27.000 Because you're constantly trying to come up constantly.

02:33:29.000 And you're trying to bring them in.

02:33:31.000 Trying to get them to hook on something.

02:33:32.000 Exactly.

02:33:33.000 Trying to get them to go to a store.

02:33:34.000 Connect with me.

02:33:35.000 Please connect.

02:33:35.000 Come back.

02:33:36.000 Oh, it's exhausting.

02:33:37.000 And what's a bummer, too, is the audience feels it.

02:33:40.000 Oh, yeah.

02:33:40.000 Because they're like, oh, this guy sucks.

02:33:42.000 Dude, yeah.

02:33:43.000 I've talked to people after I had someone on.

02:33:45.000 They go, hey, that guy, something was off, right?

02:33:47.000 Yeah.

02:33:47.000 Yeah, it was a little off.

02:33:48.000 He's like, it seemed like he was on some drugs or something.

02:33:51.000 That's another thing I'm finding is how many fucking people are on speed.

02:33:54.000 Really?

02:33:55.000 Speed?

02:33:55.000 What?

02:33:55.000 Adderall.

02:33:56.000 Where?

02:33:58.000 Adderall.

02:33:58.000 Well, that's not technically meth.

02:34:00.000 100%.

02:34:00.000 It's not crystal meth.

02:34:02.000 Adderall is meth.

02:34:03.000 It really is like...

02:34:04.000 It does the same thing.

02:34:05.000 No, it does the same thing.

02:34:06.000 But when you're on Adderall, you're like, you got a prescription.

02:34:08.000 You don't feel like you're a meth head.

02:34:11.000 There's a difference between...

02:34:12.000 You know what I mean?

02:34:12.000 Oh, yeah.

02:34:13.000 There's a difference between the...

02:34:14.000 People on Adderall still have their teeth.

02:34:16.000 Uh, for a while.

02:34:17.000 Not all of them.

02:34:19.000 Howard, before we started the show, this is the same guy who told me caffeine's bad for you.

02:34:23.000 You told me caffeine's the same thing as Coke.

02:34:26.000 Caffeine is a cousin of Coke.

02:34:30.000 They're in the same...

02:34:30.000 Caffeine, they're in the same...

02:34:32.000 I mean, this was mainstream information, so maybe I'm wrong.

02:34:35.000 It's a stimulant.

02:34:36.000 It's a stimulant.

02:34:37.000 But it's like...

02:34:39.000 Because they used to put Coke in Coca-Cola, right?

02:34:40.000 No, but they still use Coca-Leaves to make the flavor of...

02:34:44.000 Do you know that cocaine...

02:34:46.000 The number one provider of medical cocaine is Coca-Cola.

02:34:51.000 Do you know how this works?

02:34:52.000 Coca-Cola buys coca leaves.

02:34:55.000 They have coca leaves that you would get cocaine from.

02:34:57.000 That's the flavor.

02:34:58.000 It's secret to the flavor of Coca-Cola.

02:35:00.000 Shit's delicious.

02:35:01.000 That's Coke flavored soda.

02:35:02.000 It's just better than Pepsi.

02:35:04.000 It's Coca-Cola, for God's sake.

02:35:04.000 It's just better than Pepsi.

02:35:06.000 It really is.

02:35:06.000 It's the best.

02:35:07.000 In a can?

02:35:07.000 Forget it.

02:35:08.000 That aluminum?

02:35:08.000 It's just better.

02:35:09.000 Oh, yeah.

02:35:09.000 That shit that gets in your block.

02:35:10.000 You get the Mexican sugar.

02:35:13.000 Oof.

02:35:13.000 I love that shit!

02:35:15.000 But the way they make it is with coca leaves.

02:35:18.000 They extract the cocaine from the coca leaves, and the company that extracts the cocaine from those coca leaves, they sell it to like, they use it as medical cocaine.

02:35:25.000 Escobar Enterprises.

02:35:27.000 It's fucking crazy, man.

02:35:28.000 It's crazy.

02:35:29.000 Medical cocaine?

02:35:30.000 Medical cocaine.

02:35:31.000 Damn, when are they going to legalize that?

02:35:32.000 Well, medical cocaine, they use for surgeries and shit.

02:35:36.000 What?

02:35:36.000 What if you could do medical cocaine, you could snort it?

02:35:38.000 Numbs things down.

02:35:39.000 Numbs things like locally, instead of like Novocaine.

02:35:43.000 Novocaine, by the way, related to cocaine.

02:35:46.000 Lidocaine.

02:35:47.000 Lidocaine, I had that shit when I had my nose fixed.

02:35:49.000 They put the lidocaine in there.

02:35:50.000 How many doctors are taking this medical cocaine and doing crazy things with it?

02:35:55.000 Do you remember Joel Wallach?

02:35:57.000 Dead Doctors Don't Lie?

02:35:58.000 You turned me on to that.

02:35:59.000 You turned me on to that book.

02:36:01.000 Was he a cookhead?

02:36:01.000 No, he was a doctor.

02:36:03.000 He was into minerals.

02:36:04.000 He was talking to you about how it's weird that people who are veterinarians know that if you have livestock, you have to supplement the minerals and the livestock.

02:36:12.000 But people don't think about mineral deficiencies in food when you talk about people that have a regular diet, especially when they don't have a vegetable-rich diet.

02:36:20.000 Yeah, with animals, with livestock, you don't have a health insurance, so you gotta, they know, farmers know, you gotta give them these minerals, otherwise your livestock's gonna be shit.

02:36:30.000 So, there's no, but when it comes to humans, we don't look at it the same way, but, you know.

02:36:36.000 A lot of people do.

02:36:37.000 They understand the importance of minerals now.

02:36:40.000 But Joel Wallach, one of the things he was talking about is how we put all our faith in doctors when it comes to health, but how little education doctors actually have in nutrition, and then how many doctors are doing drugs.

02:36:51.000 How many doctors are like...

02:36:53.000 The ones I know.

02:36:55.000 Free pills?

02:36:56.000 What are they doing?

02:36:57.000 You think they have access to all the...

02:36:58.000 You don't think they're on shit?

02:36:59.000 What are they doing?

02:37:01.000 What's going on?

02:37:02.000 The ones you've heard of.

02:37:03.000 The ones that I've heard of that I've hung out with.

02:37:06.000 I mean, they party hard, man.

02:37:07.000 They have access to a lot of stuff.

02:37:09.000 They make a lot of money.

02:37:10.000 They party hard.

02:37:11.000 They're people.

02:37:12.000 Coke.

02:37:13.000 Smart.

02:37:13.000 Yes.

02:37:14.000 Coke.

02:37:15.000 Goddamn cocaine.

02:37:16.000 Do-do [...]- That they take Adderall,

02:37:43.000 they have a prescription, they always say, well, I have ADD. Oh, it's that ADD. I got ADD too, motherfucker.

02:37:48.000 I can go get a prescription.

02:37:49.000 I mean, what does it mean?

02:37:50.000 Have you ever taken Adderall?

02:37:51.000 No.

02:37:51.000 I took it and didn't shut the fuck up, but I couldn't focus on anything.

02:37:55.000 I took it in college to write a paper, and someone would come in like, hey, how's the pizza?

02:37:59.000 And I'd go on a fucking rant about pizza.

02:38:01.000 I got nothing done.

02:38:03.000 Nothing done.

02:38:04.000 That's like speed.

02:38:05.000 Yeah.

02:38:06.000 Speed is supposed to be good for organizing, though.

02:38:08.000 Growing up, I was...

02:38:09.000 What's the downside to battle on speed?

02:38:12.000 You lose your teeth?

02:38:14.000 Well, it's not just that.

02:38:15.000 I think your heart is just, like, overworked.

02:38:17.000 Too many beats.

02:38:18.000 I think it freaks you out.

02:38:24.000 That's banging chicks that are on speed.

02:38:31.000 Tremors, hallucinations, unusual behavior, or motor tics.

02:38:36.000 Dangerously high blood.

02:38:38.000 High blood what?

02:38:39.000 High blood.

02:38:40.000 Not terrible.

02:38:41.000 Let's be real.

02:38:42.000 Not awful.

02:38:43.000 Well, see, there is a lot of people that are on this stuff on a daily basis.

02:38:48.000 Dangerously high blood pressure, severe headache, buzzing in your ears, anxiety, confusion.

02:38:52.000 Talking more than usual.

02:38:54.000 There's a lot of people that are on this.

02:38:56.000 A lot.

02:38:57.000 And entertainment.

02:38:58.000 Let's take it, not just entertainment, journalism.

02:39:00.000 Journalism is a big one.

02:39:01.000 This guy who was in here, who's a professor, actually told me that he knows so many fucking journalists.

02:39:06.000 And then I started asking journalists, and they confirmed it with me.

02:39:09.000 Like, yeah, everybody's on it.

02:39:10.000 And I go, everybody?

02:39:11.000 He goes, everybody I know that's a successful journalist has taken Adderall.

02:39:14.000 I go, why?

02:39:15.000 He goes, because you've got deadlines, you can work, you don't get tired, you get things done, you focus.

02:39:19.000 He goes, you've got, like, laser beam focus.

02:39:20.000 I go, how many of them are abusing it?

02:39:22.000 He goes, they're all abusing it.

02:39:24.000 Damn.

02:39:25.000 It's like steroids for writing.

02:39:27.000 Yeah, right?

02:39:27.000 PDs for writing.

02:39:28.000 So let me ask you this.

02:39:30.000 If you had to guess, what's the number of prescriptions every year for Adderall in the United States?

02:39:34.000 Let's guess.

02:39:35.000 Let's say that again.

02:39:36.000 The number of prescriptions every year for Adderall in the United States.

02:39:39.000 I have to know what the prescriptions are.

02:39:40.000 I'm going to say 5 million.

02:39:43.000 I'm going with 30 million.

02:39:44.000 30?

02:39:45.000 20 to 30 million.

02:39:46.000 Yeah.

02:39:47.000 I'm going high.

02:39:48.000 How many people are on it right now?

02:39:50.000 How many people are on Adderall?

02:39:51.000 See, they don't do it that way.

02:39:52.000 They write prescriptions written.

02:39:54.000 So like, say if you get three months worth, you might use it four times in a year, so you would be four, right?

02:40:01.000 So let's find out.

02:40:02.000 I'm saying 30. I'm going to go 20. 20. I'm going to say a little lower.

02:40:07.000 I'm going to say 5. Well, knowing what I said, you're still going to go with 5?

02:40:10.000 5, Eddie?

02:40:11.000 Come on.

02:40:11.000 10. 10. It's peer pressure, bro.

02:40:13.000 Don't give him.

02:40:14.000 I'm going to go with 10. Stick with 5. What do we got?

02:40:18.000 The best I could find is from 2012, and it says roughly 16 million Adderall prescriptions are written for adults between 20 and 39. That's pretty good for 2012. However, that's five years ago.

02:40:29.000 That doesn't include kids, which a lot of kids took it in school and then into college and are now those probably reporters that are talking about.

02:40:36.000 It's about 20. Five years ago, those kids are 20 now, right?

02:40:40.000 They could be 15, now they're 20. Yeah, this only started with age 20, so kids that were in high school were 16, 17, 18, 19. They don't have updated statistics?

02:40:48.000 I just tried to type in 2016, and this is an article from 2016 using these stats.

02:40:53.000 Interesting.

02:40:54.000 Very interesting.

02:40:55.000 It's crazy, because it is speed, and you can get it prescribed to you.

02:41:00.000 All you have to do is say, oh, just can't focus, I'm tired all the time, I just don't know what to do.

02:41:04.000 Okay.

02:41:05.000 They just write you speed.

02:41:06.000 Wouldn't it help you in writing, too?

02:41:08.000 Really everything.

02:41:09.000 Maybe.

02:41:10.000 Some people say it doesn't help you creatively because you're so like that it's better for like organizing things and moving your notes together.

02:41:20.000 Painting your house.

02:41:21.000 Like the late, great Robert Schimmel.

02:41:23.000 Do you know who Robert Schimmel was?

02:41:25.000 Stand-up comedian.

02:41:26.000 Hilarious.

02:41:27.000 Dear friend.

02:41:27.000 Great guy.

02:41:28.000 Died a few years back.

02:41:30.000 He accidentally took Adderall.

02:41:32.000 He actually had a heart attack.

02:41:36.000 He thought he was taking his heart medication.

02:41:39.000 He took the wrong shit.

02:41:40.000 He took someone else's Adderall.

02:41:43.000 Call his doctor and he's like, uh, what do I do?

02:41:46.000 He goes, how much did you take?

02:41:47.000 And he looks at the bottle, tells him the dose.

02:41:49.000 He goes, you're going to be fine.

02:41:50.000 He goes, you're just going to be up for a while and you're going to be very speedy.

02:41:54.000 And so he just said, I just organized my notes.

02:41:56.000 He said, I just got in front of my computer and I couldn't stop organizing.

02:42:00.000 Just going over my notes and just pulling out pages after pages and writing things down.

02:42:05.000 Jesus Christ.

02:42:05.000 He said, I've never been more focused in my life.

02:42:07.000 He goes, I'm scared to try it again.

02:42:08.000 I wonder what it's like working out on it.

02:42:10.000 A lot of people work out on it.

02:42:12.000 We had a lady in here recently who said she works out on it.

02:42:15.000 She said she gets pumped.

02:42:16.000 Probably goes nuts.

02:42:19.000 When I was 19, there was this 23-year-old heavy metal chick who had some speed, and she was hot at the time.

02:42:28.000 We did a little bit, and my dick was so goddamn small.

02:42:35.000 She was determined.

02:42:38.000 To blow it up.

02:42:40.000 To blow it up?

02:42:42.000 Suck your dick?

02:42:43.000 I kept saying, I'm sorry, it won't work.

02:42:44.000 It doesn't work.

02:42:45.000 It doesn't work.

02:42:45.000 Because of speed.

02:42:46.000 And she goes, don't worry.

02:42:47.000 I got all day.

02:42:49.000 And she just went on forever and she did eventually resurrect it.

02:42:53.000 God bless her.

02:42:54.000 Wow.

02:42:54.000 It was wicked.

02:42:55.000 That's the fucking speed made her want to suck that dick all day long.

02:42:59.000 She was determined.

02:43:00.000 She had a heart.

02:43:01.000 No way was she going to give up.

02:43:03.000 No.

02:43:04.000 Imagine how long it would take.

02:43:06.000 Imagine.

02:43:06.000 When you do speed, your dick does not work.

02:43:10.000 Really?

02:43:10.000 It just shrinks up.

02:43:13.000 Whoa.

02:43:15.000 That's not good.

02:43:16.000 It's terrible.

02:43:17.000 I don't recommend it to anybody.

02:43:19.000 It was terrible.

02:43:20.000 I was young.

02:43:20.000 I was 19. She was hot.

02:43:22.000 A lot of pool players used to take speed.

02:43:26.000 They said it helped their game.

02:43:28.000 They'd take a bunch of different kinds of speed.

02:43:30.000 To focus on the ball?

02:43:32.000 Yeah.

02:43:32.000 Because pools, it's a lot of intense focus and tiny adjustments you're making.

02:43:39.000 You've got to really concentrate on the angles and what you're trying to accomplish.

02:43:43.000 It's a very mentally taxing game when you're gambling.

02:43:46.000 So a lot of these guys, they gamble for 10-12 hour sessions.

02:43:48.000 Here's a question for your Golden Snitch friend.

02:43:50.000 If I have a prescription for Adderall, can I fight in the UFC? No.

02:43:54.000 What if I have a real deficit?

02:43:55.000 Crazy Tim Crater actually got pulled from a card because he had a real deficit and he was on Adderall.

02:44:02.000 They pulled him from a card way back in the day.

02:44:04.000 This was like Ultimate Fighter days when he was off the Ultimate Fighter.

02:44:10.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:44:12.000 Adderall, the new drug of choice of many major leaguers.

02:44:15.000 Wow.

02:44:15.000 Meaning baseball, though.

02:44:16.000 No, but look, this is football, you're saying.

02:44:19.000 That's weird they're showing that.

02:44:20.000 That's just a weird video.

02:44:21.000 Yeah.

02:44:22.000 Baseball, I've always heard they fuck with Adderall non-stop.

02:44:24.000 Adderall is legal and easily obtainable, but also dangerous if abused.

02:44:28.000 Use in Major League has reached absurd level.

02:44:32.000 Baseball, that's always...

02:44:33.000 Absurd?

02:44:33.000 Dangerous if used, but...

02:44:35.000 Yeah, but the thing is, like...

02:44:37.000 Also, if you use it, you might be the best fucking baseball player alive and make a kajillion dollars.

02:44:43.000 It does provide you with energy that you wouldn't normally have.

02:44:46.000 It's cheating, says Dr. Richard Lustberg, New York State licensed psychologist and member of the American Psychological Association.

02:44:56.000 Yeah, baseball.

02:44:57.000 You're trying to make money.

02:44:58.000 Yeah, it's weird.

02:44:58.000 You've got 15 years to make money in baseball.

02:45:00.000 I'm injecting Adderall into my veins if I'm baseball.

02:45:03.000 I'm shooting it right into my dick with a turkey baster.

02:45:06.000 Correct.

02:45:07.000 Why not?

02:45:08.000 Correct.

02:45:09.000 You're trying to get paid.

02:45:09.000 But in fighting, if you legit have a problem, yeah.

02:45:12.000 But what is that problem?

02:45:14.000 See, that's the problem.

02:45:15.000 It's never been clearly defined to me.

02:45:17.000 I've talked to a bunch of psychologists and psychiatrists about it.

02:45:20.000 I'm like, what is ADHD? I'm like, how do you define it?

02:45:23.000 And you define it by a series of characteristics that people have.

02:45:26.000 But you could just say you have those.

02:45:28.000 I mean, you could complain about all sorts of things that are on the list.

02:45:33.000 It's not like they test you, like, oh, you have syphilis.

02:45:36.000 There's no blood type.

02:45:36.000 Hey, man, let me test you.

02:45:37.000 Oh yeah, bro, you got a disease.

02:45:39.000 It's not like that.

02:45:40.000 You guys are only me, but even when I was a kid, if you were distracted and couldn't sit still, you'd just think he has a lot of energy and needs to play or go outside more.

02:45:48.000 No one was fucking taking medication.

02:45:52.000 UFC exec, Frank Muir was not denied an Adderall therapeutic use exemption by Nevada Athletic Commission.

02:46:01.000 So what did he say?

02:46:02.000 So he got one.

02:46:04.000 Interesting.

02:46:05.000 For Adderall.

02:46:05.000 He was granted one by USADA. That's interesting because maybe Tim Crater could have been granted it.

02:46:13.000 But it was public.

02:46:14.000 I'm not saying anything that people don't know about.

02:46:17.000 They were all talking about it at the time.

02:46:21.000 You know what?

02:46:21.000 I think that for the people who really need it, this has got to be very frustrating to see people use it and abuse it.

02:46:29.000 I told Brian Callen, I was like, you have ADD like I've never seen before.

02:46:33.000 You think so?

02:46:34.000 But he's all over the place.

02:46:35.000 And he was like, oh, for sure I have ADD. He went to a doctor.

02:46:38.000 He was like, nah, you're good.

02:46:40.000 Really?

02:46:40.000 Yeah, Doctor.

02:46:41.000 He's not on Adderall?

02:46:42.000 I told him to fire his doctor.

02:46:43.000 Brian's not on Adderall?

02:46:44.000 No, he's on nothing.

02:46:45.000 He played it wrong.

02:46:46.000 He's on life.

02:46:47.000 Fitzsimmons is on it.

02:46:47.000 Brian didn't want it.

02:46:48.000 He was on...

02:46:49.000 Actually, he's on Ritalin.

02:46:51.000 Fitzsimmons is on Ritalin.

02:46:52.000 What's the difference?

02:46:53.000 I don't know.

02:46:53.000 Speed.

02:46:53.000 It's speedy.

02:46:54.000 He did the podcast the other day and his knee was like...

02:46:57.000 He does a lot of this.

02:46:58.000 Like tapping non-stop?

02:46:58.000 He does a lot of movement.

02:47:00.000 He's constantly moving a lot.

02:47:01.000 And someone asked him on Twitter, like, what's that about?

02:47:04.000 And he's like, Ritalin.

02:47:06.000 Weird.

02:47:06.000 Yeah.

02:47:07.000 And he just went on this to talk fast and for his podcast.

02:47:09.000 No, no, no.

02:47:10.000 He's been on it because he is legitimately, he has legitimate ADD, which, whatever the fuck that means.

02:47:16.000 Yeah, I was going to say, we don't know what legitimate ADD means.

02:47:18.000 Okay.

02:47:19.000 Let's...

02:47:21.000 Excuse me.

02:47:22.000 Let's define it.

02:47:23.000 Like, let's try to see if someone has a definition.

02:47:25.000 What is legitimate ADHD? What do you think it is?

02:47:27.000 What do you guys think it is?

02:47:28.000 I think it's someone who can't focus on fucking anything and they're distracted by everything.

02:47:32.000 Well, it's also, yeah, there's definitely that.

02:47:33.000 It's also patterns.

02:47:35.000 And patterns of, like, behavior that you develop in your life.

02:47:38.000 But there's also probably people that have a legitimate disease.

02:47:40.000 Like, there's legitimately something wrong with their brain.

02:47:42.000 The question is, how many people legitimately have something wrong versus how many people are just abusing it because they just want to...

02:47:48.000 They're just assholes.

02:47:49.000 Yeah, they just want to use speed.

02:47:50.000 Get all that energy and get fired up.

02:47:53.000 Is it possible?

02:47:54.000 Is there any chance that maybe in some cases ADD or some kind of brain dysfunction is caused by the vaccines maybe?

02:48:05.000 Is there a possibility that it's a vaccine?

02:48:07.000 Who knows?

02:48:07.000 I don't know.

02:48:09.000 There's definitely side effects to almost every medication that you take for certain people.

02:48:15.000 Adult attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, ADHD, is a mental health disorder that includes a combination of persistent problems such as difficulty paying attention, Brian Callen, hyperactivity, Brian Callen, impulsive behavior, Brian Callen.

02:48:30.000 Adult ADHD can lead to unstable relationships, Brian Callen, poor work or school performance, Brian Callen, and low self-esteem, not Brian Callen.

02:48:40.000 The doctor went, nah, you don't have low self-esteem, can't give it to you, bro.

02:48:42.000 And other problems.

02:48:43.000 What are the other problems?

02:48:44.000 We don't even want to talk about those.

02:48:45.000 And other problems.

02:48:47.000 Be specific, motherfucker.

02:48:48.000 This is a medical diagnosis.

02:48:50.000 But if you read that, that's basically every kid you've ever met.

02:48:53.000 Yeah.

02:48:53.000 Well, here's the problem.

02:48:54.000 Ever.

02:48:55.000 You get kids.

02:48:56.000 Kids are filled with energy, and they want to play, and they want to have fun, and they want to be stimulated.

02:49:00.000 But they don't want to sit there.

02:49:00.000 They don't want to sit there and fucking listen to your shit.

02:49:02.000 Yeah, talk.

02:49:03.000 They sit in some uncomfortable bullshit plastic chair, listen to some monotone asshole.

02:49:08.000 Who's teaching them nonsense they don't give a fuck about?

02:49:11.000 We're doing the schooling wrong.

02:49:11.000 It's not the kid's issue.

02:49:13.000 I think that's a big part of it.

02:49:14.000 But parents want to give it to their kids because they just want their kids to pay attention.

02:49:18.000 You know, I had a neighbor who got their kid on Ritalin.

02:49:20.000 There was nothing wrong with this kid.

02:49:22.000 They got the kid on Ritalin.

02:49:23.000 He was just like this all day.

02:49:24.000 Stupid parents.

02:49:25.000 He was just like...

02:49:27.000 Fuckin' focused as fuck, though.

02:49:28.000 Hey, focused as fuck!

02:49:29.000 He just listened now.

02:49:30.000 Probably killin' video games, too.

02:49:32.000 Probably, right?

02:49:33.000 Just get him in front of Madden.

02:49:34.000 Hell yeah.

02:49:35.000 Just killin' plays on bitches.

02:49:36.000 Yeah.

02:49:37.000 Probably didn't have a lot of friends, though.

02:49:38.000 It's definitely dangerous how many people are medicated.

02:49:41.000 But the real question is, like, how many people actually could use the medication versus how many people are medicated because doctors are coming.

02:49:47.000 I'd like to meet someone really who has that problem, who really has ADD and figure it out.

02:49:52.000 I bet some of them kids were seriously abused as kids and they just come out and they're all just fucked up.

02:49:59.000 That's definitely a possibility.

02:50:00.000 A lot of abuse going on.

02:50:02.000 Well, there's also like emotional abuse.

02:50:04.000 People just yell at their kids, beat their kids.

02:50:06.000 There's kids that people get ignored.

02:50:08.000 Kids don't have friends.

02:50:09.000 People grow up with parents that are just assholes and their whole life is like they're constantly walking on eggshells.

02:50:15.000 They're all fucked up psychologically because of it.

02:50:17.000 It's a bummer, man.

02:50:18.000 Yeah, it's a bummer, dude.

02:50:20.000 I can't read horrible stories, but I read some story about some guy in Texas that his three-year-old daughter wouldn't drink her milk, so he made her stand outside by a tree, and she disappeared.

02:50:30.000 He went back out 15 minutes, and she was gone.

02:50:32.000 And the police went looking for her.

02:50:34.000 They can't find her.

02:50:35.000 She disappeared.

02:50:35.000 Did you hear in the interview what he said?

02:50:37.000 He goes, yeah, I put her out there.

02:50:38.000 And they go, what do you think happened?

02:50:40.000 He goes, there's been a lot of sighting of coyotes in the area.

02:50:43.000 And they're like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

02:50:45.000 Coyotes?

02:50:46.000 I read that.

02:50:47.000 I've read that exact article.

02:50:48.000 I couldn't sleep that night, man.

02:50:49.000 I could not stop thinking about it.

02:50:51.000 If it has to do with kids, it fucks my world up.

02:50:53.000 Oh, hell yeah.

02:50:55.000 Because she wouldn't finish her milk and she has a disability.

02:50:59.000 She has a disability.

02:51:00.000 She went and finished her milk at like 1 in the morning.

02:51:02.000 So this fucking moron, who they've already taken the other kid away.

02:51:05.000 It was 1 in the morning?

02:51:05.000 1 in the morning.

02:51:06.000 Wouldn't finish her milk.

02:51:07.000 So this moron puts out a tree at 2 in the morning.

02:51:10.000 And then they've already, child custody, already came and took one of the kids away before.

02:51:14.000 Oh my god.

02:51:16.000 People suck, man.

02:51:18.000 I'm not a violent guy, but that guy, I would fuck up for free.

02:51:22.000 Yeah, that guy doesn't need to be alive.

02:51:24.000 That guy should be tortured.

02:51:25.000 The fact that he could do that to a baby.

02:51:27.000 What the fuck is wrong with you, man?

02:51:28.000 And his own daughter.

02:51:29.000 And I think about that.

02:51:30.000 I think of my kid.

02:51:31.000 I think how scared he'd be by the tree.

02:51:33.000 It fucks my world up, man.

02:51:35.000 So, she's still missing, right?

02:51:36.000 There's no update on that.

02:51:37.000 No.

02:51:38.000 They never found her.

02:51:38.000 She probably got eaten.

02:51:40.000 That guy deserves the death penalty.

02:51:41.000 Near Coyotes.

02:51:42.000 Jesus Christ.

02:51:44.000 Meanwhile, he probably killed her.

02:51:45.000 He made that story up.

02:51:47.000 You might be right.

02:51:48.000 You might be right, Eddie.

02:51:49.000 You might be right.

02:51:49.000 You might have.

02:51:51.000 That guy deserves the death penalty.

02:51:52.000 Where's the proof of the story?

02:51:54.000 That sounds like, hey, I gotta tell him something.

02:51:56.000 He did it either way.

02:51:57.000 If he just left her outside, if he knew there's coyotes around, he's asking his kid to get eaten by a coyote.

02:52:01.000 He might have wanted the kid to get eaten by a coyote.

02:52:03.000 Because he's a bad person.

02:52:04.000 Because he's a piece of shit.

02:52:06.000 You know, raising a kid tests you.

02:52:09.000 It's like, you know, and there's some people that are just fucked in the head.

02:52:12.000 Damn, we shouldn't end on this.

02:52:13.000 We definitely shouldn't end it.

02:52:14.000 What else you guys got?

02:52:15.000 Let's not end on that bullshit.

02:52:17.000 Sad.

02:52:18.000 I know.

02:52:18.000 Too much sadness, man.

02:52:19.000 There's a lot of sadness, my man.

02:52:21.000 A lot of good shit, too.

02:52:22.000 Yeah, there's a lot of great shit in the world, but god damn, there's a lot of fucking morons.

02:52:27.000 Yeah, that'll fuck your dad.

02:52:28.000 And you can't, the thing is, you can't fix them.

02:52:31.000 Like a guy like that, once a guy does that to his daughter, you're not fixing that guy.

02:52:38.000 That guy's dead.

02:52:39.000 The thing about that guy has friends too.

02:52:40.000 If he's like, how was your night last night?

02:52:42.000 My fucking kid wouldn't finish his bottle so I left her outside.

02:52:46.000 What?

02:52:47.000 Who the fuck do you hang out with?

02:52:48.000 Who else are you hanging out with where you can talk like that and everyone thinks it's all good?

02:52:53.000 You know, the thing is, like, you can't forgive someone for that.

02:52:57.000 No, you have to kill them.

02:52:59.000 How do you forgive someone for doing that to a baby?

02:53:02.000 Like, if someone beats a baby to death, there's no returning from that.

02:53:08.000 You gotta torture them.

02:53:09.000 And then people go, oh, it's a mental illness.

02:53:10.000 You gotta publicly torture them.

02:53:12.000 Publicly.

02:53:13.000 But is that really good?

02:53:14.000 Does that fix anything?

02:53:16.000 Does it, like...

02:53:17.000 Yeah, and scare people.

02:53:18.000 Well, there's the bigger picture, and people go, listen, it's a mental illness issue, so we need to fix them, and it's like...

02:53:24.000 Yeah, the mental illness issue is a weird one, because I saw something about...

02:53:27.000 HuffPost had something about pedophiles, and they eventually took it down, I think.

02:53:32.000 But this guy was saying, I'm not a monster, I'm a pedophile.

02:53:35.000 And he's basically saying that he has these thoughts, he just doesn't act on them.

02:53:38.000 And everybody was like, what?

02:53:39.000 Holy fuck.

02:53:41.000 What the fuck are you...

02:53:42.000 They say that for everything, right?

02:53:43.000 If you rape kids, if you're a child molester, if you shoot people, it's a mental illness.

02:53:51.000 The real child molesters are running this planet.

02:53:53.000 Those are the ones.

02:53:54.000 You open the door.

02:53:55.000 Fucked up.

02:53:56.000 Those are the real ones.

02:53:57.000 Do you hear that Donald Trump's going to open up the JFK dump?

02:53:59.000 How about that?

02:54:00.000 All the dump of documents from the JFK that had been sealed up by all the other presidents?

02:54:05.000 Like the JFK assassination investigation?

02:54:07.000 They sealed some documents up because they're too sensitive.

02:54:11.000 I know.

02:54:11.000 Like whatever those documents are in.

02:54:13.000 Why wouldn't they shred those documents?

02:54:15.000 I don't know.

02:54:15.000 Why would damning...

02:54:19.000 Documents exist.

02:54:20.000 Because these are people from 1962. Also, Trump, for sure, focused on something else than this, huh?

02:54:25.000 Well, hey, this is not a bad thing to focus on.

02:54:27.000 There's so many other things we can focus on.

02:54:29.000 Yeah, for sure.

02:54:30.000 But, first of all, no one really can be president.

02:54:33.000 Let's be honest.

02:54:33.000 There's not a single person that can focus on the economy and healthcare and international relations and the environment.

02:54:39.000 There's no way.

02:54:40.000 There's people who can do a better job, though.

02:54:42.000 Yes, for sure.

02:54:42.000 But there's not enough time in the world to focus on any of those things.

02:54:45.000 I agree.

02:54:45.000 You know what he should focus on?

02:54:46.000 Donald Trump should focus on the Vegas shooting.

02:54:48.000 He hasn't said shit about it.

02:54:51.000 You know what I mean?

02:54:53.000 You think there was some shady shit going on?

02:54:55.000 Here's the thing about this Kennedy assassination.

02:54:58.000 One of the reasons why if I was him, I would focus on the Kennedy assassination is they might fucking kill him.

02:55:04.000 It's entirely possible that he's thinking that he could get assassinated.

02:55:08.000 100%.

02:55:09.000 Maybe that's why he's opening it.

02:55:12.000 Maybe.

02:55:12.000 I wouldn't think there was any files.

02:55:14.000 Why would those files exist?

02:55:15.000 They should have been burned a long time ago.

02:55:17.000 Yeah, you would think so, right?

02:55:18.000 There's no files.

02:55:19.000 And also, doesn't he have the highest security of all time?

02:55:24.000 They pay the most to protect him out of all time because there's such a threat now?

02:55:28.000 Oh, he has crazy security.

02:55:29.000 You ever seen the doors on his limo?

02:55:31.000 They had a video of him.

02:55:33.000 I was...

02:55:34.000 God, I can't stop coughing today.

02:55:37.000 I was looking at this image of him.

02:55:41.000 There was a video of him getting out of the limo, and I was like, look at that door on that fucking limo.

02:55:45.000 And then I went to some images of the limo.

02:55:46.000 The limo door is like that thick.

02:55:49.000 Is it different than Obama's, though?

02:55:50.000 I don't know.

02:55:51.000 Isn't that the standard one that Cadillac makes?

02:55:53.000 I never looked at the other one.

02:55:54.000 But, I mean, the doors are fucking ridiculously thick.

02:55:58.000 They're bomb-proof.

02:55:58.000 Yeah.

02:55:59.000 Yeah, they're sick.

02:56:00.000 That would be the dopest car to drive around in.

02:56:02.000 You'd be like, fuck!

02:56:02.000 Fuck you!

02:56:04.000 Fire away, boys.

02:56:06.000 Drive me around, man.

02:56:07.000 Sick.

02:56:08.000 You'd be in there sipping tea.

02:56:10.000 Whatever.

02:56:11.000 Pinkies up.

02:56:11.000 Whole world.

02:56:12.000 Yeah.

02:56:13.000 They make a car that you can buy.

02:56:16.000 There's a company called DevRolo.

02:56:18.000 D-E-V-R-O-L-O. And they make a car like your truck.

02:56:23.000 A Toyota Tundra.

02:56:25.000 But they make that motherfucker bulletproof.

02:56:27.000 I used to work for a company that used to bulletproof vehicles for two weeks.

02:56:31.000 It was a fiberglass.

02:56:32.000 They do it in fiberglass.

02:56:33.000 I couldn't hang.

02:56:34.000 Yes, I quit.

02:56:34.000 It was too hard.

02:56:35.000 Oh, the fiberglass fumes and shit.

02:56:37.000 The dust.

02:56:38.000 There's fiberglass.

02:56:40.000 It's a shitty gig.

02:56:41.000 We made cars for diplomats and for mobile check-cashing vans.

02:56:45.000 Those are the big things.

02:56:47.000 That makes sense.

02:56:48.000 And then private cars.

02:56:49.000 You just fill the doors up with fiberglass, just sheets of fiberglass.

02:56:53.000 Really?

02:56:53.000 Yeah.

02:56:53.000 That's it?

02:56:54.000 But what about the windows?

02:56:56.000 I don't know.

02:56:57.000 I don't remember how the windows are.

02:56:58.000 Bulletproof windows are thick as fuck.

02:57:00.000 I don't think the windows are a different factory.

02:57:04.000 Just bulletproof underneath.

02:57:07.000 Make it bomb-proof from underneath.

02:57:09.000 Fiberglass the shit out of the doors.

02:57:11.000 But this DevRolo company, they do it like consumer cars.

02:57:14.000 And I don't know what they do with the windows.

02:57:17.000 In Brazil, they're popular.

02:57:18.000 Bulletproof cars?

02:57:19.000 I'm sure.

02:57:20.000 Hell yeah.

02:57:20.000 Brazil, Mexico.

02:57:21.000 Here's the president's update.

02:57:22.000 New Cadillac presidential limousine to debut later in 2017. Cadillac just runs that shit.

02:57:29.000 You bet your ass it's Cadillac.

02:57:30.000 It's called The Beast.

02:57:31.000 Oh, what a fucking clever name.

02:57:33.000 The Beast.

02:57:34.000 The Beast.

02:57:35.000 A.K.A. The Beast.

02:57:36.000 Nothing can't be cheap.

02:57:38.000 Wait a minute.

02:57:38.000 They're selling it to anybody?

02:57:40.000 No, no, no, no.

02:57:40.000 I need to get one.

02:57:42.000 How come I can't buy what the president has?

02:57:44.000 Come on, bro.

02:57:46.000 What do you think how much one of those limos goes for?

02:57:49.000 What's the money?

02:57:51.000 I'm going to say $600,000.

02:57:53.000 Oh, no, no.

02:57:54.000 If the taxpayers are paying for it, that's $2 billion.

02:57:58.000 Who's paying for it?

02:57:59.000 Oh, okay.

02:58:00.000 It's that tax money.

02:58:02.000 Shit.

02:58:02.000 No bid contract.

02:58:04.000 A billion dollar limousine.

02:58:06.000 Two plus three plus two layout means it can carry chief executive and a couple of aides on most journeys.

02:58:12.000 Passenger compartment would still offer conference-style seating for five and the rear passenger doors will still be positioned to the front of the rear quarter windows that will partially obscure the two rear seats.

02:58:23.000 If I was president, I wouldn't have a cow like that.

02:58:25.000 Would you have?

02:58:25.000 I'd have something like that, but the front end would be a Viper.

02:58:28.000 So American.

02:58:29.000 I'd have the Punisher war van.

02:58:31.000 That'd be sick.

02:58:31.000 And put a fucking white skull on the side of it, too.

02:58:33.000 Could do like a big-ass long Bronco.

02:58:35.000 Just something so fucking American.

02:58:37.000 Mmm, a Bronco.

02:58:38.000 That'd be sick.

02:58:39.000 Maybe a Ram.

02:58:40.000 Dodge Ram.

02:58:41.000 Yeah.

02:58:43.000 Bulletproof a smart car.

02:58:46.000 Be a bummer, man.

02:58:47.000 Those things are so ridiculous.

02:58:48.000 How many of those things get crushed?

02:58:49.000 You don't see a lot of them, though.

02:58:50.000 You see a little of them in Hollywood.

02:58:52.000 I feel like they're dying out.

02:58:54.000 You think so?

02:58:55.000 Yeah.

02:58:56.000 People don't want to save gas that much.

02:58:59.000 You can't get laid.

02:58:59.000 They're so lame.

02:59:01.000 They're so funny.

02:59:02.000 A girl riding a Prius.

02:59:02.000 It's like a motorcycle.

02:59:03.000 You're dead.

02:59:04.000 Yeah.

02:59:05.000 A girl riding a Prius with you.

02:59:07.000 Like, oh, he's just really clean.

02:59:09.000 He's green.

02:59:09.000 Vegan chicks.

02:59:10.000 He's really into the environment.

02:59:11.000 Who's that?

02:59:12.000 Chad Ochocinco.

02:59:14.000 Chad Ochocinco has a hooked up smart car?

02:59:17.000 Yeah.

02:59:17.000 What is he doing these days?

02:59:19.000 That's a big smart car, right?

02:59:21.000 That's a special one?

02:59:22.000 He was rumored, they tried to do a flag football league, him and T.O. and a couple other players that used to be in the NFL, and they did like a pilot game, I think, to try to see if anybody was interested.

02:59:31.000 But he's managed to stay fairly relevant.

02:59:33.000 Yeah, he's really big on Twitter.

02:59:35.000 He plays, he goes around the world, I don't know what world, but the United States and challenges people in FIFA. He says he'll play them at their games.

02:59:41.000 Yeah, he's really good at soccer.

02:59:42.000 He's really good at it.

02:59:42.000 He's good at physicals.

02:59:44.000 I mean, like real soccer.

02:59:45.000 He just keeps his name out there.

02:59:46.000 Flag football, sir?

02:59:47.000 Absolutely not.

02:59:48.000 The same as that three-on-three basketball league.

02:59:50.000 Get the fuck out of my face with that.

02:59:52.000 He's got a hooked-up smart car.

02:59:53.000 I've never seen a hooked-up smart car.

02:59:54.000 I don't want to see a hooked-up smart car.

02:59:56.000 You know what?

02:59:57.000 No.

02:59:57.000 Vented rotors.

02:59:58.000 No?

02:59:59.000 You're not into it?

02:59:59.000 Nope.

03:00:00.000 You're angry.

03:00:01.000 It's just not for me, man.

03:00:02.000 You look a little angry.

03:00:03.000 It's just not for me, you know?

03:00:05.000 Yeah, it looks like you're taking offense.

03:00:11.000 Yeah, those are not the best cars to drive around in.

03:00:14.000 No, fuck no.

03:00:14.000 These seem super dangerous.

03:00:16.000 Prius got cool because Leonardo DiCaprio, you know, rocks them.

03:00:19.000 You know, he doesn't really rock them.

03:00:20.000 He just rocked them with a photo shoot and he hopped out of that and right into his Ferrari.

03:00:24.000 I just see you, bitches.

03:00:28.000 I was getting blown, snorting Adderall.

03:00:31.000 Does Brian still have the Tesla?

03:00:33.000 No.

03:00:33.000 Oh, he does have a Tesla.

03:00:34.000 Sorry, he does have a Tesla.

03:00:36.000 It's all fucked.

03:00:36.000 You gotta have a Tesla.

03:00:39.000 Might as well.

03:00:40.000 That's a dope car, man.

03:00:42.000 Is that a Tesla?

03:00:43.000 Fisker.

03:00:43.000 Fisker Karma.

03:00:45.000 They caught on fire, though, didn't they?

03:00:46.000 Well, the old ones did.

03:00:48.000 When they had that hurricane that hit the East Coast a couple years back, they had all these bitches parked near some water, and the tide came in, and they all blew up.

03:00:59.000 When they went underwater, they just started exploding.

03:01:01.000 Yeah, you can get for cheap.

03:01:03.000 If it rains, you're kind of fucked, but they're cool.

03:01:05.000 Well, I think they've fixed that.

03:01:06.000 No, they're out of business.

03:01:07.000 No, they're back.

03:01:08.000 Are they back?

03:01:08.000 Yeah, Fisker's back.

03:01:09.000 Damn, I want one.

03:01:10.000 They have a new car.

03:01:11.000 There's all the cars.

03:01:12.000 Look at them all.

03:01:12.000 They're all just fucking cinders.

03:01:16.000 They all just blew up and caught on fire.

03:01:18.000 That is fucking hilarious, man.

03:01:19.000 Look at them all.

03:01:21.000 Fuck.

03:01:23.000 Imagine the people that own them.

03:01:25.000 Like, hey, you fucking piece of shit.

03:01:26.000 What if I drive through a puddle?

03:01:28.000 Damn.

03:01:29.000 That car's gonna blow up?

03:01:30.000 That's a sweet ride, though.

03:01:32.000 That's like, you know, step up from Tesla.

03:01:35.000 That's the future.

03:01:35.000 It's way cool.

03:01:36.000 That's Leonardo.

03:01:37.000 Justin Bieber had one.

03:01:38.000 Yeah, the Biebs had the gold one.

03:01:40.000 The chrome one, yeah.

03:01:41.000 I think that's the future, is electric cars.

03:01:44.000 It's just they're not quite ready for prime time right now.

03:01:47.000 I know for the environment, I get it.

03:01:49.000 I like that aspect.

03:01:50.000 I just can't get into it, man.

03:01:51.000 I get into a Tesla, and it bums me out.

03:01:54.000 They're better for the air, for sure.

03:01:56.000 But environmentally, there's a lot of concerns with those things.

03:01:59.000 Like how they extract the minerals that they use to make the batteries.

03:02:04.000 The lithium.

03:02:06.000 Lithium comes from a lot of, like, they call them conflict minerals.

03:02:10.000 It comes from a lot of, like, really poor areas where people are forced to mine these things.

03:02:14.000 They have no other way to make money.

03:02:16.000 There have been a bunch of articles written on it.

03:02:17.000 Isn't that how all shit's made?

03:02:18.000 Pretty much.

03:02:19.000 Cell phones.

03:02:20.000 You can say that about everything.

03:02:21.000 Well, here's the thing.

03:02:21.000 It's just cell phones.

03:02:22.000 Like cell phones, like coltan that they use to make cell...

03:02:26.000 Is that how you call it?

03:02:26.000 Coltan?

03:02:27.000 I think it's called coltan.

03:02:28.000 It's a mineral that they use to make cell phones.

03:02:31.000 And for the longest time, at least, it was like a lot of it was being made in the Congo.

03:02:35.000 And these people were essentially like almost slaves, like mining this stuff.

03:02:39.000 These little children, these child workers to mine this stuff.

03:02:42.000 There it is.

03:02:43.000 It's a lot of stuff, though, isn't it?

03:02:44.000 Coltan.

03:02:45.000 Conflict minerals in the Congo.

03:02:47.000 Documentaries have been done on this.

03:02:49.000 It's horrible.

03:02:50.000 So in the Congo, this is one place that's particularly rich with cold tan, and these poor, poor, poor people, like a level of poor that you and I just will never understand.

03:02:59.000 And we need that for our phones?

03:03:01.000 Yep, yep.

03:03:01.000 It's a key ingredient in cell phones.

03:03:05.000 And I think maybe laptops too, but definitely cell phones.

03:03:09.000 It's fucked up, dude.

03:03:11.000 You know, it's just, it's a weird thing, man.

03:03:13.000 You got a phone, right?

03:03:15.000 If you got a phone made by any of these major companies, a lot of them get made in China.

03:03:20.000 People are jumping off the roofs of the buildings right now.

03:03:22.000 These guys are suffering?

03:03:22.000 Or are they just working?

03:03:23.000 What's going on right here?

03:03:25.000 Well, they're getting paid very little money.

03:03:28.000 But compared to us or compared to other people there?

03:03:31.000 That's the standard payout there, right?

03:03:33.000 Maybe they're balling.

03:03:35.000 Maybe they're happy to have a job.

03:03:36.000 Are they hanging themselves like in China?

03:03:39.000 I don't know.

03:03:40.000 Apple had to put up a net so many people were jumping up.

03:03:44.000 They were just sifting through the gravel, chilling, with their headphones on, listening to podcasts.

03:03:49.000 People die doing it all the time.

03:03:50.000 Yeah, they're listening to How Stuff Works.

03:03:53.000 Listening to JFK docs.

03:03:56.000 They're listening to TED Talks on Coltan.

03:03:58.000 Like, no, this is not how it goes.

03:04:01.000 Motherfuckers, I'm knee-deep in mud right now looking for this.

03:04:04.000 Let me call you back.

03:04:08.000 I'm on Facebook.

03:04:10.000 I gotta piss so bad, man.

03:04:11.000 Let's wrap this bitch up.

03:04:12.000 EBI is tomorrow.

03:04:13.000 Eddie Bravo, tell people how they can listen, tune in, give them a pitch.

03:04:16.000 It's gonna be on UFC Fight Pass, or you can order it on pay-per-view at inchbyinch.tv.

03:04:21.000 It's at the Orpheum, so if you're anywhere in Southern California, get down there and watch it live.

03:04:25.000 It's in downtown LA. Gary Tonin, Wagner Rocha, Nathan Orchard, PJ Bark, Bill Cooper, and a four-man combat jiu-jitsu tournament.

03:04:34.000 Goddamn.

03:04:34.000 Featuring Richie Martinez.

03:04:36.000 Super high-level jiu-jitsu.

03:04:38.000 Brendan Schaub, what's going on with you?

03:04:41.000 I'm on tour November, December.

03:04:42.000 tfatk.com for tickets.

03:04:44.000 Calusa, Ohio.

03:04:46.000 I'm in Buffalo.

03:04:48.000 Damn!

03:04:49.000 I'm all over.

03:04:49.000 Nashville, Zanies.

03:04:51.000 Damn!

03:04:51.000 I'm all over, man.

03:04:52.000 Congratulations, man.

03:04:53.000 Thanks, brother.

03:04:54.000 tfatk.com.

03:04:55.000 That's awesome.

03:04:57.000 That's it, friends.

03:04:57.000 We're done for today.

03:04:59.000 See ya!

03:05:03.000 Is he the quickest?

The Joe Rogan Experience - October 21, 2017

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - October 21, 2017

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