The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion

00:00:00.000 I mean, we're on.

00:00:01.000 Alright, ladies and gentlemen, this is a clusterfuck of a podcast, but it's going to be awesome.

00:00:06.000 There's a lot of fucking people here.

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00:00:14.000 Human optimization time!

00:00:14.000 Oh shit!

00:00:16.000 Listen, we got a fucking stacked house.

00:00:18.000 To my left, the master, my brother from another mother, Mr. Eddie Bravo is here.

00:00:22.000 Ian McCall's friend, Kamal.

00:00:24.000 Kareem.

00:00:25.000 Kamal Abdul-Jabbar.

00:00:25.000 Kareem.

00:00:28.000 I knew it was one of those.

00:00:30.000 Just met him.

00:00:31.000 Ian McCall, of course, one of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet Earth.

00:00:34.000 Next to him, Big Brown is in the house, bitches!

00:00:37.000 What?

00:00:38.000 What?

00:00:39.000 No!

00:00:40.000 Not just one of the top UFC heavyweight contenders in the fucking world!

00:00:40.000 No!

00:00:45.000 Preparing for his next big fight with Travis Brown.

00:00:47.000 Gonna be very confusing calling that.

00:00:49.000 Big Brown!

00:00:50.000 Don't fuck it up!

00:00:51.000 Big Brown!

00:00:51.000 I mean, Travis Brown is...

00:00:53.000 Whatever.

00:00:54.000 And next to him, of course, my other brother, Mr. Aubrey Marcus, Warrior Poet US on Twitter.

00:00:59.000 He puts out great links.

00:00:59.000 Follow him.

00:01:01.000 And his gal Whitney, right below, she's here, fresh off of a jiu-jitsu lesson.

00:01:08.000 Just competing in a tournament herself.

00:01:10.000 We're pretty and fucks bitches up!

00:01:12.000 And we're about to start the very first fight.

00:01:15.000 If you've ever heard one of these podcasts before, don't expect any deep insight to the nature of the universe.

00:01:21.000 Most of it is people getting drunk watching fights.

00:01:24.000 So, we already did it, man.

00:01:25.000 I did it.

00:01:26.000 Oh, and NIT. Use the code word broken.

00:01:27.000 We don't have any anymore.

00:01:30.000 We got Alpha Brain all up in this bitch.

00:01:32.000 We got boxes, son.

00:01:34.000 We got all...

00:01:36.000 Goddamn, look at that booty.

00:01:38.000 You just get an alpha brain.

00:01:39.000 You would get a fucking mad rush of human neurotransmitters.

00:01:43.000 Alright, first round's about to start.

00:01:44.000 They just touched gloves.

00:01:45.000 The time says 4.55 right now.

00:01:48.000 So if you're syncing up...

00:01:50.000 The thing about the internet, if you're watching it on the internet...

00:01:54.000 We're about maybe 10 or 15 seconds slower because there's a lag between it uploading to Ustream and we're watching it right now.

00:02:03.000 So it's the very first round of the very first fight.

00:02:07.000 It's Diego...

00:02:08.000 What is the fight?

00:02:09.000 Diego Ferreira...

00:02:11.000 Hold on a second.

00:02:13.000 I'll tell you any minute now, ladies and gentlemen.

00:02:21.000 What's that?

00:02:22.000 How much what?

00:02:23.000 I bet on Ferreira.

00:02:25.000 These motherfuckers are gambling.

00:02:29.000 Diego Ferreira and Benil Dariush.

00:02:34.000 I do not know much about these gentlemen.

00:02:37.000 I've had the privilege of rolling with him a few times.

00:02:37.000 Ben is a badass.

00:02:40.000 Benil.

00:02:41.000 You call him Benny?

00:02:42.000 And he is the gentleman in the black shorts.

00:02:45.000 Fiera is undefeated.

00:02:46.000 Yeah, I've seen Diego Ferreira fight before.

00:02:48.000 He's a little monster.

00:02:49.000 He's got very good jiu-jitsu, too.

00:02:51.000 Very good jiu-jitsu.

00:02:52.000 Good striking, too.

00:02:53.000 Like, throws hard shots, but nasty jiu-jitsu.

00:02:57.000 A couple years ago, Benny went up against Kron and lost by advantage.

00:03:02.000 If you saw the fight, you would have seen that the advantage given wasn't a legit advantage.

00:03:08.000 There was a sweep that Benny wasn't given the points to.

00:03:13.000 Really, really good fight.

00:03:14.000 Real quick, my boy Neil Magny won his fifth straight.

00:03:17.000 TKO, third round, son.

00:03:18.000 The Gazelle.

00:03:18.000 Yeah, no shit, right?

00:03:20.000 That's five this year.

00:03:21.000 Five in a row.

00:03:22.000 That's pretty amazing.

00:03:23.000 He's just not as flashy, so a lot of people don't talk about him.

00:03:26.000 Like you said, you didn't even know who he is.

00:03:28.000 I know he is.

00:03:28.000 I mean, I... But I don't watch...

00:03:31.000 I barely keep up with anything now.

00:03:33.000 Now I know why these...

00:03:34.000 Why is this not on?

00:03:34.000 I don't hear him.

00:03:35.000 Check, check, check.

00:03:36.000 There we go.

00:03:37.000 Check.

00:03:38.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:03:39.000 You know what?

00:03:40.000 I think that there's a chance.

00:03:43.000 Now it's really loud.

00:03:44.000 The reason why there's saturation of the UFC, I think that was done on purpose, so we wouldn't watch anything else.

00:03:50.000 I can barely keep up with the UFC. How the fuck am I going to watch Bellator?

00:03:54.000 No, you know what it is?

00:03:55.000 I'll tell you exactly what it is.

00:03:56.000 There's only a certain amount of fighters.

00:03:59.000 There's hundreds and hundreds of fighters.

00:04:01.000 And if you just let those dudes just run free, they get scooped up by other organizations.

00:04:06.000 And the reality is there's a lot of fucking top talent out there.

00:04:08.000 There's a lot.

00:04:09.000 If you want to have an organization that has 300 fighters on contract, you've got to have an assload of events.

00:04:15.000 Plus, the idea is just keep spreading this shit everywhere.

00:04:19.000 Put on fights everywhere.

00:04:21.000 Fight card, international, two at a time.

00:04:23.000 When people talk about, on the internet all the time, it's a known subject.

00:04:28.000 What's up with the saturation with the UFC? Do you like it?

00:04:32.000 In America, internationally it's growing like a motherfucker.

00:04:36.000 Everyone's talking about it.

00:04:36.000 International it's like this.

00:04:37.000 America it's like this.

00:04:38.000 Is it good?

00:04:39.000 Was there a plan to oversaturate?

00:04:42.000 They don't believe it's oversaturating.

00:04:44.000 They don't believe it's oversaturating.

00:04:47.000 They're putting on good fights.

00:04:48.000 They're just trying to put on as many fights as they should.

00:04:50.000 It's tougher for them to get famous.

00:04:53.000 The fighters.

00:04:54.000 Is that true?

00:04:55.000 Look at Conor McGregor.

00:04:56.000 The motherfucker got famous immediately.

00:04:58.000 Well, now you're talking about the exception.

00:04:59.000 But Neil Magny, we go five years ago, he's 5-0.

00:05:02.000 You know, he's on the front cover of Fighters Only doing shit.

00:05:05.000 People want to see finishers.

00:05:06.000 It's possible, yeah.

00:05:06.000 5-0, bro?

00:05:07.000 That's pretty good.

00:05:08.000 He wins by decision every time.

00:05:09.000 No, he just won by TKO tonight.

00:05:10.000 He won his last fight by TKO in Australia.

00:05:12.000 Did he win TKO tonight?

00:05:13.000 Yeah.

00:05:13.000 He was on the roll.

00:05:14.000 We're talking about him here.

00:05:15.000 5 in a row, son.

00:05:16.000 He's got nice skills.

00:05:18.000 He's got great cardio.

00:05:19.000 Well, the only reason we're talking about is because he was a trained partner of mine.

00:05:21.000 Other than that, I wouldn't be talking about him.

00:05:22.000 He just blew his ass But you know what I'm saying?

00:05:25.000 How come a guy like him, who's been winning, how come he doesn't get as much attention as a guy like Conor?

00:05:30.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:31.000 Like John Fitch.

00:05:32.000 John Fitch was a popular fighter.

00:05:34.000 I mean, it depends.

00:05:35.000 Well, he was successful.

00:05:37.000 He was still popular, though.

00:05:37.000 Successful fighter.

00:05:38.000 He fought for a title.

00:05:39.000 Strong walkout song.

00:05:40.000 But you don't have to be...

00:05:41.000 Very strong.

00:05:41.000 Yeah, very strong.

00:05:42.000 Rusty Chains, come on, son.

00:05:44.000 Johnny Cash.

00:05:45.000 But he wasn't exciting, so people wanted to see him lose.

00:05:49.000 I like this style, because no one can stop it.

00:05:50.000 Yeah, that's what I like about it.

00:05:52.000 The style tests people.

00:05:54.000 You know, he's unbelievably tough.

00:05:56.000 He fucking stays on guys.

00:05:58.000 He grinds.

00:05:58.000 Dana White said, though, ooh, let this motherfucker lose.

00:06:01.000 As soon as he lost.

00:06:02.000 Oh, his eyes cut your cut.

00:06:04.000 That's the craziest thing about him.

00:06:07.000 Nasty.

00:06:08.000 This is a good top game, man.

00:06:10.000 Real good balance.

00:06:11.000 Oh, shit.

00:06:13.000 He trains a stand-up with Rafael.

00:06:15.000 He's awesome.

00:06:16.000 How about Damien Maia?

00:06:18.000 John Fitch is John Fitch.

00:06:20.000 Right?

00:06:22.000 John Fitch, John Fitch.

00:06:23.000 John Fitch, John Fitch.

00:06:24.000 True.

00:06:26.000 Ferreira's holding onto a leg here.

00:06:27.000 A monkey fucking a footballer.

00:06:28.000 Stepping over.

00:06:29.000 Oh, shit.

00:06:31.000 He won't get caught in that.

00:06:34.000 Ferreira's good, man.

00:06:35.000 Never say never, son.

00:06:36.000 Yeah.

00:06:39.000 His knee is so flexible.

00:06:40.000 All I would go for are knee bars, leg locks all day on him.

00:06:43.000 He'd twist out.

00:06:44.000 They'd be twisted so far backwards.

00:06:46.000 For sure send his coach a text right now.

00:06:47.000 Just crazy.

00:06:48.000 What is up with dudes who have super flexible joints?

00:06:51.000 I don't know.

00:06:51.000 Like Hoyler.

00:06:52.000 I think you're born that way.

00:06:53.000 You remember when Hoyler fought Sakuraba and he had his arm bent way the fuck behind his back?

00:06:58.000 You're for sure born that way.

00:07:00.000 Is that what it is?

00:07:00.000 Or is it just years and years of jiu-jitsu?

00:07:03.000 Is it like starting as a baby?

00:07:04.000 I think jiu-jitsu helps.

00:07:06.000 Like, Eddie, you're so flexible down there.

00:07:10.000 Don't you think you were born that way?

00:07:11.000 Were you old?

00:07:12.000 Were you old born flexible?

00:07:14.000 Ooh, I disagree.

00:07:15.000 Everybody was born flexible.

00:07:17.000 My man, you look stiff walking in.

00:07:19.000 I am not.

00:07:19.000 You were not born flexible.

00:07:20.000 Yeah, you look super stiff walking in.

00:07:22.000 I think all babies are born flexible, but some just keep using it, and some don't use it, and they lose it.

00:07:22.000 I'm with you.

00:07:28.000 You grow.

00:07:29.000 It's how you grow up.

00:07:30.000 You don't use it, you lose it.

00:07:32.000 We gotta be real careful about not talking over each other.

00:07:36.000 Sorry.

00:07:36.000 And for me, I used to bite my toenails with my feet.

00:07:40.000 That was my bad habit.

00:07:41.000 I did, too.

00:07:41.000 But that kept the flexibility while all the kids started running.

00:07:44.000 That's so disgusting.

00:07:44.000 I did the exact same thing when I was a kid.

00:07:46.000 That's so fucking disgusting.

00:07:46.000 And I was the cutest rubber guard.

00:07:48.000 Oh, God.

00:07:49.000 Being a disgusting toe sucker.

00:07:50.000 I would do it in private, though.

00:07:51.000 I don't do it anymore.

00:07:52.000 You just did it.

00:07:53.000 I had to make sure my mom...

00:07:54.000 Because our doors didn't have locks.

00:07:56.000 You had to make sure your mom's not going to walk down.

00:07:58.000 Were both hands on your feet, or were you...

00:08:00.000 I'd bite my toenails.

00:08:03.000 Flexibility is something you can achieve that a lot of people don't work hard enough at.

00:08:11.000 I agree with that, Joe, but at the same time, some guys are freakishly...

00:08:15.000 I'm telling you, he's been doing it forever, though.

00:08:19.000 I'm not that flexible.

00:08:20.000 It's not like explosive.

00:08:21.000 It's not like that.

00:08:22.000 That's a different animal.

00:08:23.000 Listen, Brandon.

00:08:24.000 Anybody can get flexible if you stretched.

00:08:27.000 Rubber guard, kick to the head.

00:08:29.000 Everybody knows that.

00:08:30.000 When you walk into a kickboxing school, you can't kick to the head.

00:08:33.000 Dude, this guy Benny is badass.

00:08:36.000 And eventually you'll be able to kick to the head.

00:08:38.000 He's the real deal.

00:08:39.000 Dude, that fucking shot was sweet.

00:08:41.000 You roll with that guy, he just doesn't quit.

00:08:43.000 He's good, isn't he?

00:08:44.000 He's undefeated in the UFC. You know what I think, man?

00:08:47.000 I think...

00:08:48.000 There's people that just don't put in the effort and they just accept the fact that they're not flexible.

00:08:53.000 Remember that dude that we had, the big football player guy who got stupid flexible over the course of like a year?

00:08:58.000 He had terrible flexibility.

00:09:00.000 He wouldn't stop stretching and he got mad flexible in a year.

00:09:03.000 He was like a soldier.

00:09:04.000 Some people get to load, the goal is to get to load.

00:09:07.000 Dude, it was huge.

00:09:07.000 He was built like you.

00:09:08.000 He was a giant dude.

00:09:09.000 He was like 250. We used to call it riding the bull when we would fucking roll with that guy.

00:09:14.000 If a guy came to you and you were going to take him under your wing and you hooked him up with a kickboxing trainer and he came up to you and said, hey, I can't kick to the head, man.

00:09:23.000 I don't know what to do.

00:09:24.000 What would you tell him?

00:09:25.000 Retire.

00:09:29.000 He's the pessimism of doom.

00:09:31.000 Exactly.

00:09:33.000 Oh!

00:09:35.000 Damn!

00:09:36.000 I would say beat it, nerd.

00:09:37.000 Benny just cracked him with that knee.

00:09:39.000 Dude, he was dominating him on the ground, too.

00:09:41.000 I was really surprised by how he took him down and then got his back and was hanging on to him.

00:09:46.000 Where's this kid from?

00:09:46.000 He started with...

00:09:48.000 On the mic, son.

00:09:50.000 He started with Bruno Mammut at Half Gracie.

00:09:54.000 Nice.

00:09:55.000 Half Gracie makes a lot of killers.

00:09:57.000 Yeah.

00:09:57.000 He's got a lot of killers up there in Northern California.

00:10:00.000 He had Cameron Earl up there.

00:10:02.000 He had a lot of dudes up there, right?

00:10:04.000 David Terrell.

00:10:06.000 He's out of there.

00:10:07.000 Dave Camarillo.

00:10:07.000 Dan Camarillo.

00:10:09.000 Animals up there, dude.

00:10:12.000 Gumby.

00:10:13.000 Scott Nelson.

00:10:14.000 Well, Half was mad at BJ when BJ left and went to Nova Uniao, right?

00:10:18.000 Called him a traitor?

00:10:18.000 Remember that?

00:10:19.000 I don't know the details of that.

00:10:21.000 Yeah, hopefully they worked it out.

00:10:22.000 I'm talking about the one in...

00:10:23.000 Nice body kick.

00:10:25.000 Off Tustin.

00:10:27.000 Anaheim Hills.

00:10:28.000 Oh, whose teacher's there?

00:10:29.000 That was Bruno Mamouli.

00:10:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:10:30.000 Oh, okay.

00:10:31.000 But he also trains with Rafael now at Kings.

00:10:35.000 Oh, okay.

00:10:35.000 Rafael Cordero?

00:10:36.000 Yeah.

00:10:36.000 He's a good guy, man.

00:10:38.000 He's a sweetheart.

00:10:39.000 Yeah, I've tattooed him and his wife a bunch of times.

00:10:41.000 Oh, you're a tattoo artist?

00:10:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:43.000 He better be, otherwise he just had something vulgar.

00:10:46.000 Fucking a dude and his wife.

00:10:48.000 That's so rude, but you've got to keep that shit quiet.

00:10:52.000 Yeah, I appreciate it.

00:10:53.000 Fucking a dude and his wife.

00:10:58.000 You gotta fucking be a little shy about that.

00:11:01.000 Hey, do you guys party?

00:11:04.000 That'd be great.

00:11:05.000 Do you have two hours?

00:11:06.000 Absolutely not.

00:11:07.000 She had no idea what that meant, and we were by ourselves at a club in Tahoe, and some couple comes up all cooked out of their gourd.

00:11:13.000 Oh, no.

00:11:13.000 You guys party.

00:11:15.000 She's like, oh, yeah.

00:11:16.000 She's like, you want to have fun?

00:11:16.000 And I'm like, no, no, no.

00:11:17.000 We don't party.

00:11:18.000 Yeah, that's a different party.

00:11:19.000 That's a bummer.

00:11:21.000 That's a bummer.

00:11:23.000 Yes and no.

00:11:24.000 His wife is like 50 with just perfect cement tits, like five-year-old tits with a tiny little dress on.

00:11:31.000 I was going to say, one with a trade-off never works.

00:11:34.000 It never works either.

00:11:35.000 And then, of course, 30 minutes later we look up at another table and they have swapped another couple with women on the show's lap.

00:11:42.000 Of course.

00:11:43.000 I'm not mad at that.

00:11:44.000 I'm not mad at that.

00:11:45.000 Cocaine makes things happen.

00:11:47.000 It does.

00:11:48.000 It just does.

00:11:49.000 But why is it the ugly ones you want to switch up?

00:11:51.000 Because they don't give a fuck, dude.

00:11:53.000 When I was in Tampa, I was doing stand-up in Tampa and they were all ugly.

00:11:59.000 There was like 40 of them.

00:12:00.000 This couple.

00:12:01.000 20 on each side.

00:12:02.000 20 guys, 20 girls.

00:12:03.000 And they were all swingers.

00:12:05.000 And they wanted to take us to a swinger place.

00:12:07.000 It was me and Matty Kirsch.

00:12:08.000 And we were like, what?

00:12:09.000 Look at you fucking monsters.

00:12:12.000 It's like that scene in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas when Hunter Thompson's on acid.

00:12:17.000 We're just checking into the hotel, and the lizards are fucking...

00:12:20.000 There's blood on the floor.

00:12:22.000 Tell me about the golf shoes!

00:12:24.000 One of the best scenes ever.

00:12:26.000 One of the best scenes ever.

00:12:28.000 I think when you're that, you know, you're fucked up, and you're old, and you're a swinger, like, you're just a mess.

00:12:33.000 You'll just fuck anybody.

00:12:34.000 Anybody's fucking...

00:12:34.000 They just put lipstick on.

00:12:35.000 Good.

00:12:36.000 We're good.

00:12:36.000 Yeah, but then you're like, for sure, pile-driving my wife.

00:12:36.000 We're good.

00:12:39.000 You've been with it for 30 years, son.

00:12:41.000 He doesn't want to fuck his wife now.

00:12:42.000 There comes a point where, you know, there's like 10 years where you...

00:12:46.000 You might be thinking about it, but you won't pull the trigger.

00:12:48.000 After like 20 years, like, dude, bang the shit out of her, dude.

00:12:53.000 If that means I can fuck someone else, hell yeah!

00:12:56.000 I can fuck anybody else!

00:12:57.000 All I gotta do is let her bang other dudes.

00:13:01.000 Sold.

00:13:02.000 Fuck yeah!

00:13:03.000 That's how swingers get started.

00:13:04.000 It's a bunch of dudes.

00:13:05.000 A bunch of dudes are sick of banging their wives.

00:13:09.000 That's tough.

00:13:11.000 You get to keep your wife and have sex with others.

00:13:16.000 You heard about the key party?

00:13:17.000 Well, all you gotta do is let her bang let it do.

00:13:20.000 Yeah, they used to do those in the 70s, right?

00:13:23.000 Everybody puts their keys in a pile.

00:13:26.000 You know what I mean?

00:13:26.000 Hey, you guys don't have headphones on, right?

00:13:28.000 So you don't realize what a clusterfuck this is.

00:13:31.000 There's two separate conversations going on at the exact same time.

00:13:33.000 I'm talking about a key party, sex party.

00:13:35.000 He's talking about a swingers party.

00:13:40.000 It's the swingers party.

00:13:41.000 They would all throw keys into a bucket.

00:13:43.000 And whoever got, you know, you just pick whichever person you're going home with.

00:13:47.000 Well, you better make sure it's a bucket.

00:13:49.000 Yeah.

00:13:49.000 Well, if you pull the keys to some big warlock, like, yeah.

00:13:54.000 Tough, tough action.

00:13:55.000 It's life.

00:13:55.000 Hopefully it hurts her pussy and she doesn't want any more of that.

00:13:58.000 She goes back to your regular dick.

00:13:59.000 I'd act sick.

00:14:01.000 Act sick when you look at that.

00:14:02.000 Cha-pow!

00:14:03.000 Who's that?

00:14:05.000 Oh damn, they got someone with boot tags.

00:14:07.000 That's a Brazilian girl.

00:14:08.000 Damn!

00:14:09.000 I have to have an ass to be a Brazilian girl.

00:14:10.000 I think Jenny Andrade.

00:14:11.000 Oh, he's a voluptuous octagon girl.

00:14:12.000 We haven't seen that since Ally.

00:14:14.000 She's built correctly.

00:14:15.000 That's true.

00:14:15.000 Remember Ally?

00:14:16.000 Yes, I do.

00:14:17.000 So Ferreira has a mouse on that left eye, man.

00:14:21.000 Remember, like seven years ago?

00:14:22.000 Yeah, she had a beautiful body.

00:14:23.000 Damn, Anna face.

00:14:24.000 Look at his left eye, man.

00:14:29.000 He caught a bunch of shit in that round, right?

00:14:32.000 Didn't he get tacked?

00:14:32.000 That's a good fucking leg kick, too.

00:14:35.000 Good defense, too, man.

00:14:37.000 Oh, he came over the top there.

00:14:38.000 But that was a lot of energy and not a lot of results.

00:14:41.000 Good defense.

00:14:43.000 And he landed a vicious fucking leg kick right before that flurry.

00:14:50.000 Those kicks are way too slow.

00:14:52.000 Powerful.

00:14:53.000 Ian McCall, hummingbird-like speed.

00:14:57.000 These guys might be a little fatiguing.

00:14:59.000 Yeah, well, Ferreira just went over a big charge.

00:15:03.000 And Darouche, how do you say his last name?

00:15:06.000 Darouche?

00:15:07.000 Darouche?

00:15:08.000 He blocked most of that.

00:15:10.000 Nice, dude.

00:15:11.000 The cardio on these guys is fucking incredible.

00:15:14.000 Ooh, nice knee to the body by Ferreira.

00:15:17.000 How do they keep going forever?

00:15:18.000 The pulsing, breathing country of Brazil behind them.

00:15:21.000 Those are so important, those moments, right?

00:15:23.000 In the scramble, in a takedown, the guy who lands the hard shots.

00:15:27.000 Especially those hard knees to the body, if you could time it just right.

00:15:30.000 You know there's going to be that opening.

00:15:33.000 You know there's going to be that brief window to get something in.

00:15:36.000 Scrambles everything.

00:15:37.000 Scrambles a lot, man.

00:15:38.000 At a high level.

00:15:39.000 And it tells, like, who is in, like, really tip-top shape and fucking is really driven and wants it and who's looking to take a little bit of a break.

00:15:46.000 Who's looking to, like, maybe not push as hard to capitalize on those moments.

00:15:50.000 Yeah.

00:15:50.000 Because those moments are going to gas you.

00:15:52.000 You know, if you're tired already, it's a mad scramble and there's that pause.

00:15:54.000 Do I take a breath here?

00:15:55.000 Or boom!

00:15:56.000 Do I fire the shot?

00:15:57.000 And at a high level in those scrambles, you're going to have this small window to attack the guy.

00:16:02.000 These guys are too good, man.

00:16:03.000 Anderson Silva, Stefan Bonner, there's in that scramble, he landed that fucking vicious knee to the body, and that was it.

00:16:11.000 Most submissions you see at a high level are during the scramble.

00:16:14.000 Yeah, and when guys have that good pointy fucking knee to the body, you know who's got a really good one?

00:16:18.000 Cowboy.

00:16:19.000 Yes.

00:16:20.000 Cowboy's got a beautiful one off that left leg.

00:16:22.000 He keeps guys from coming in.

00:16:24.000 You know, as you're charging in, he's pawing at you with a jab and you come to close that distance and he catches you with that body knee.

00:16:30.000 Boom!

00:16:31.000 Overeem's got a vicious one too.

00:16:33.000 Charles Brown's ain't bad either.

00:16:34.000 It's not bad.

00:16:35.000 Dude, Overeem, it seems like he's just having the hardest time taking punches these days.

00:16:40.000 It's just not the same guy.

00:16:41.000 Wherever they hit in his face, too, it hurts.

00:16:43.000 It just puts him out.

00:16:44.000 It's crazy.

00:16:45.000 Well, that one against Ben Rothwell, and I never defend Overeem, ever, because he's done so much steroids.

00:16:52.000 However, when he fought Ben Rothwell, he got hit behind the air.

00:16:56.000 So people were like, oh, his chin's out of control.

00:16:58.000 When a 265-pound man hits you behind the ear, it's going to fuck you up, man.

00:17:03.000 It just is.

00:17:04.000 So I don't think it's a matter of a chin in that fight.

00:17:06.000 Look at Cain Velasquez.

00:17:08.000 Takes bombs.

00:17:09.000 Junior caught him right behind the ear and just went down.

00:17:11.000 It wobbles you.

00:17:12.000 They're not out, but they're wobbling and they get TKO'd.

00:17:16.000 Yeah, I just feel like, you go back to Overeem vs.

00:17:20.000 Brock Lesnar, and you are looking at maybe the scariest fucking heavyweight of all time.

00:17:24.000 Right?

00:17:25.000 I 100% agree.

00:17:26.000 Dude!

00:17:27.000 Just 263, he weighs in at 263, and he looks like a goddamn cartoon.

00:17:34.000 He does.

00:17:34.000 He looks like a Greek statue.

00:17:36.000 Yeah.

00:17:36.000 And he's throwing bombs.

00:17:37.000 It just doesn't even look like a real human.

00:17:38.000 I can't respect that though, man.

00:17:40.000 Now give all of us the same supplements he was on.

00:17:42.000 Let's see what's up.

00:17:43.000 That's what I'm proposing.

00:17:44.000 I'm proposing everybody get on steroids.

00:17:46.000 Give us all the shit.

00:17:47.000 I'm tired of this nature bullshit, bro.

00:17:49.000 Why don't we all go back to not training?

00:17:51.000 What the fuck are we doing?

00:17:52.000 No one's trying to get better?

00:17:54.000 I'm talking about everybody being on steroids.

00:17:57.000 Fuck it.

00:17:57.000 Let's just do this.

00:17:58.000 I'm kidding, ladies and gentlemen.

00:18:00.000 Please, don't make this a fucking main page article on one of your goofy fucking online MMA websites and pretend I'm being serious.

00:18:08.000 No, I don't believe that everybody should be on steroids.

00:18:10.000 We're drinking.

00:18:12.000 You said it, so it's too late.

00:18:13.000 I would like to say that on a broadcast, though.

00:18:15.000 Everybody get on steroids!

00:18:15.000 Fuck it!

00:18:21.000 What he's done for the sport, too?

00:18:28.000 Crazy!

00:18:29.000 Unbelievable.

00:18:30.000 Ridiculous.

00:18:31.000 You can't run from a drug test, but I can't support that.

00:18:34.000 Suspend him for a year.

00:18:35.000 Spend him for a year without even testing him.

00:18:37.000 I'm 100% down with that.

00:18:39.000 It sends a very clear message.

00:18:40.000 The guy can't earn money fighting for a year.

00:18:42.000 He's got to go and do seminars and all that stuff.

00:18:44.000 Oh!

00:18:44.000 Oh, Ferrer got tagged.

00:18:45.000 That same eye, too.

00:18:46.000 His hand was on the mat.

00:18:47.000 It went down.

00:18:49.000 No, he was touching it.

00:18:51.000 He was touching it.

00:18:52.000 I saw it.

00:18:53.000 His eye's already swollen up.

00:18:54.000 But I just think that a year, man, a year is a good...

00:18:59.000 He wasn't touching it!

00:19:01.000 A year, maybe $100,000 fine if you want to make it steep.

00:19:03.000 Wow, that's steep.

00:19:04.000 Well, he got steep!

00:19:05.000 60 grand anyway, right?

00:19:07.000 Brandon.

00:19:08.000 Your boy, uh, fucking Benny?

00:19:10.000 That's how you say it?

00:19:11.000 Benny Darouche?

00:19:11.000 Benny.

00:19:13.000 Darouche, yeah.

00:19:13.000 He's a bad motherfucker, dude.

00:19:15.000 And this is his first UFC fight, huh?

00:19:17.000 No.

00:19:17.000 How many other fights has he had?

00:19:18.000 I think he's got like four or five.

00:19:20.000 Nope.

00:19:20.000 No.

00:19:21.000 Last year I was at an event corner and he was on a smaller show.

00:19:26.000 No.

00:19:27.000 I think he's done four.

00:19:28.000 Yeah, he's done four.

00:19:30.000 This is his fourth one.

00:19:32.000 In the UFC? Yeah.

00:19:33.000 Damn.

00:19:34.000 Damn.

00:19:35.000 Sir, you are dead wrong, man.

00:19:37.000 He lost once to Ramsey.

00:19:40.000 He got KO'd.

00:19:41.000 Wow, he got KO'd by Ramsey?

00:19:43.000 I mean, I'm so impressed with this guy, man.

00:19:45.000 I'm surprised that Ramsey got him.

00:19:47.000 What's his overall record?

00:19:48.000 How many has he won?

00:19:49.000 Good question.

00:19:50.000 He is 8-1-0.

00:19:55.000 8-1-0.

00:19:56.000 So Ramsey's the only guy to beat him.

00:19:58.000 Wow.

00:19:58.000 And I'm fucking super...

00:20:00.000 Oh!

00:20:01.000 Good catch, though, Doug.

00:20:02.000 Dude, my reflexes are still...

00:20:04.000 Now that everyone's getting busted with steroids, and there's new tests, and everyone's getting busted, do you think very few guys are doing steroids now?

00:20:14.000 I think it makes it tougher, but listen, professional sports, it's part of the game.

00:20:18.000 Whether you're in the Olympics, NFL, NBA, it's part of the game.

00:20:22.000 I did steroids right before this podcast, just so I could be up for it.

00:20:25.000 How many fighters do you think that there's 10 UFC fighters that just got off it because they didn't want to get busted?

00:20:32.000 Quite a bit.

00:20:33.000 I wish I knew, man.

00:20:35.000 They got off before they got busted?

00:20:40.000 I think some guys were just getting off to get off because that's, like you said, that was part of the game.

00:20:44.000 A lot of fucking people do steroids.

00:20:45.000 In every sport.

00:20:46.000 Like, I mean, you go to any sport.

00:20:47.000 What percentage do you think it is, personally, in MMA? MMA? Maybe...

00:20:51.000 Maybe turn the...

00:20:53.000 Sorry, I got distracted.

00:20:55.000 That's a bitch called it.

00:20:56.000 Yeah, bitch.

00:20:57.000 She's a beast, man.

00:20:58.000 She is.

00:20:59.000 She throws bombs.

00:21:00.000 She fought in Sacramento, too, right?

00:21:01.000 She's got those tree trunk legs, man.

00:21:04.000 I'd say 50% of UFC fighters don't do steroids.

00:21:08.000 I think it depends on weight class.

00:21:10.000 Yeah, it's true.

00:21:10.000 I'd waste weight class also.

00:21:12.000 What do you think most of the steroids is prominent?

00:21:15.000 85?

00:21:16.000 Why would you say that?

00:21:16.000 Yeah.

00:21:18.000 I'm curious, actually, why the weight class has an issue with why that would be.

00:21:22.000 I mean, look at the guys.

00:21:23.000 If you just look at people who have been caught, it's usually the heavier weight class.

00:21:27.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:21:27.000 When that Ali Bagatinov got caught, that Russian dude on EPO, what the fuck?

00:21:32.000 You're 125 pounds.

00:21:34.000 What are you doing taking EPO? Well, he's going with Mighty Mouse, and his game is very kinetic.

00:21:38.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:21:38.000 If you don't have the cardio, at 125 pounds, you gotta take EPO. For sure, just go do something else.

00:21:44.000 You know what it is, oh man?

00:21:45.000 I think it's first fight that he's fighting five rounds.

00:21:47.000 Probably worried about that.

00:21:48.000 And also, he's very physical.

00:21:50.000 Like, everything he does, like...

00:21:52.000 100%, yeah.

00:21:53.000 Where Mighty Mouse is loose as fuck.

00:21:56.000 It's very technical.

00:21:57.000 I get all this.

00:21:57.000 I hear you.

00:21:58.000 These are all great points.

00:21:59.000 You're 125 pounds.

00:22:01.000 No, you're right.

00:22:02.000 100%.

00:22:02.000 You're right.

00:22:03.000 You have cardio four days.

00:22:04.000 You're right.

00:22:05.000 It's what you do.

00:22:05.000 First of all, and I don't give a fuck if you're 300 pounds or 200 pounds.

00:22:09.000 You're not supposed to cheat.

00:22:10.000 So he cheated, he fucked up, he did a bad thing.

00:22:12.000 And when you're cheating, it's not just that everybody's doing it.

00:22:17.000 You're going to be able to do damage that you wouldn't have been able to do.

00:22:17.000 Here's the deal.

00:22:20.000 Your opponent is going to suffer.

00:22:20.000 Let's just be honest.

00:22:22.000 If you cheat, the reality is it's not like football.

00:22:24.000 It's not like you getting across a line quicker.

00:22:26.000 You're going to land shots that you wouldn't have been able to land.

00:22:29.000 I mean, all speculation aside about individuals that we can see pre and post getting popped.

00:22:36.000 There's plenty of examples to draw from.

00:22:38.000 We don't need to talk about any of them.

00:22:40.000 But the reality is, they're bad because your opponent can get hit when they might not be getting hit.

00:22:46.000 But this is the problem, it's the training.

00:22:47.000 Like Vitor Belfort spinning heel kick.

00:22:51.000 Well, if he's on steroids, he's going to be able to practice that, what, 500 times more, 1,000 times more?

00:22:56.000 So it's going to be in his wheelhouse now, you know what I'm saying?

00:22:58.000 Now it's in his book of tools.

00:23:00.000 What was crazy is he didn't have to be on steroids.

00:23:03.000 He got legal testosterone, which is so squirrely.

00:23:07.000 The fact that they allowed that for so long is so squirrely.

00:23:12.000 Look, the shit works.

00:23:13.000 And especially when you're on like Vitor levels.

00:23:17.000 Vitor had 1475 was his blood level.

00:23:21.000 A normal person's like 600. That's like a healthy man.

00:23:26.000 Yeah, not in training.

00:23:27.000 When you're in training, you're worn the fuck out.

00:23:29.000 You're beat down, man.

00:23:31.000 200, 300. Yeah.

00:23:33.000 So when you're jacked up like that, yeah man, you can make some gains.

00:23:38.000 He looks like a welterweight now.

00:23:40.000 I love Vitor.

00:23:41.000 I've trained with Vitor, a good guy.

00:23:41.000 He does.

00:23:43.000 He looks like a welterweight now.

00:23:45.000 It's insane.

00:23:46.000 You can't count him out, though.

00:23:47.000 You cannot count him out.

00:23:48.000 Hell no.

00:23:49.000 You can't count him out.

00:23:50.000 His fucking striking is nasty.

00:23:51.000 He's kicking you in the fucking head.

00:23:52.000 Yep.

00:23:53.000 His striking is nasty.

00:23:54.000 What if he goes down really easily?

00:23:56.000 Well, that would be rough.

00:23:57.000 People are going to be afraid to get off steroids.

00:23:59.000 You get off, they're going to just say, I'm going to stay on.

00:24:02.000 If I get off, I'm going to get crushed.

00:24:04.000 So I'm going to stay on.

00:24:05.000 He's in trouble, man, because Weidman's not on that shit, and Weidman is a fucking monster.

00:24:11.000 He's a horrible matchup, even You know what that's like,

00:24:11.000 He's a beast.

00:24:27.000 man?

00:24:28.000 They just don't comment, right?

00:24:29.000 That's like gay dudes who are anti-gay preachers.

00:24:33.000 They always exist.

00:24:34.000 Exactly.

00:24:35.000 Have you seen a preacher that's like, we've got to stop these homosexuals!

00:24:39.000 They're running around having ass sex and creating Ebola!

00:24:42.000 Those motherfuckers, those motherfuckers are almost all like, cut!

00:24:47.000 Give me a dick, quick!

00:24:47.000 Cut!

00:24:49.000 Have you seen the African?

00:24:53.000 Oh yeah.

00:24:54.000 They eat the poo-poo.

00:24:54.000 Oh my god.

00:24:55.000 Eat the poo-poo!

00:24:56.000 Yeah.

00:24:56.000 Oh my god.

00:24:57.000 He sticks his fist in his anise.

00:25:00.000 It's so awful.

00:25:01.000 Makako, man.

00:25:02.000 Look at that.

00:25:03.000 Makako's in this dude's corner.

00:25:04.000 Makako's still rocking it after all these years.

00:25:07.000 Makako knocked out Jacare in Jacare's first MMA fight, man.

00:25:11.000 Damn.

00:25:11.000 That dude's been all round.

00:25:12.000 He had wars with Pele back when Pele was the fucking man.

00:25:16.000 When Pele was the shoot-the-box man.

00:25:19.000 Pele brought in Anderson Silva, apparently.

00:25:21.000 That's the word.

00:25:22.000 He was a badass back then.

00:25:23.000 Fuck yeah, he was.

00:25:24.000 Remember when he knocked out Matt Hughes, that flying knee?

00:25:26.000 God damn, Pele was...

00:25:27.000 He had vicious Muay Thai.

00:25:29.000 Vicious.

00:25:30.000 Is that Drake?

00:25:32.000 Jake...

00:25:32.000 No, that's not Drake.

00:25:34.000 His name is Lucas Martins.

00:25:34.000 Jake...

00:25:36.000 Both of these...

00:25:37.000 Both these guys are tough as shit.

00:25:41.000 Darren Elkins is just fucking country tough.

00:25:44.000 Straight country tough.

00:25:45.000 He's one of those dudes, you fucking, you meet him in some dirty honky-tonk with sawdust on the floor.

00:25:50.000 Like, come on, man, you wanna go do this?

00:25:51.000 You wanna go fucking do this outside?

00:25:53.000 You're like, I'll be right back.

00:25:54.000 I'm gonna knock this fucking dude out.

00:25:56.000 First pump, hit him in the forehead, your hand breaks, he smiles at you.

00:26:00.000 You came out to that country song, too.

00:26:01.000 You still wanna do this?

00:26:02.000 You broke your hand, didn't you?

00:26:05.000 Doesn't get tired.

00:26:07.000 Takes bombs.

00:26:08.000 But he's gotta fight Drake.

00:26:10.000 Yeah.

00:26:12.000 Drake makes shit rhyme really good.

00:26:14.000 25 sitting on 25 mil.

00:26:16.000 He's a good wrestler too.

00:26:17.000 Those wrestlers, man, guys who have that background in fucking amateur wrestling are so used to torture.

00:26:23.000 I went to a wrestling room the other day.

00:26:27.000 My kickboxing coach, training partner, Romeo Danza, he's got a handful of titles and shit.

00:26:32.000 His daughter is a freshman.

00:26:34.000 And we're sitting at the pool and the bell rings.

00:26:36.000 Oh, this is a wrestling practice now.

00:26:38.000 I was like, what?

00:26:39.000 A freshman at the fucking high school.

00:26:41.000 So I'm like, we're going to the room.

00:26:43.000 I'm going there and check all these fucking kids.

00:26:44.000 And I realized why I'm so fucked up.

00:26:47.000 It's wrestling.

00:26:49.000 That's what fucked up your head?

00:26:50.000 Oh, it just made me crazy.

00:26:52.000 Sitting in some hot-ass room, fucking getting tortured and getting beat up.

00:26:55.000 My coach was a world champion at 17 from Iran, and then he left.

00:26:59.000 He left the country and then couldn't wrestle in the Olympics, which he probably would have won because he didn't have his green card.

00:27:04.000 Wow.

00:27:05.000 So he would bring in all these super badasses to just kick the shit out of me my whole high school career.

00:27:10.000 They have a deep, deep background in wrestling, man.

00:27:13.000 They fucking tortured me.

00:27:14.000 Remember the Iron Sheik?

00:27:20.000 We're talking legit wrestling here, man.

00:27:22.000 The Iron Sheik was a legit wrestler.

00:27:24.000 I interviewed him.

00:27:26.000 I had him in a car.

00:27:27.000 We're good to go.

00:27:31.000 We're good to go.

00:27:37.000 We're good to go.

00:27:39.000 We're good to go.

00:27:45.000 They do it in a weed store.

00:27:46.000 And the weed store is like a bong shop in the front and a comedy club in the back.

00:27:51.000 And you go into the back and you can't see ten feet in front of you.

00:27:55.000 You are in the clouds, man.

00:27:56.000 I'm not joking.

00:27:57.000 It's ridiculous.

00:27:58.000 It's the worst hot box ever.

00:28:01.000 No ventilation whatsoever.

00:28:02.000 Every now and then again, they open up the back door so nobody dies.

00:28:05.000 That's it.

00:28:06.000 There's no air in the room.

00:28:07.000 You're breathing in weed.

00:28:08.000 You're breathing in weed, breathing out weed.

00:28:10.000 The whole room is filled with weed.

00:28:12.000 The Iron Sheik was in there getting high as fuck.

00:28:14.000 And he came on stage while I was up there.

00:28:18.000 There's a video of it online.

00:28:20.000 It's hilarious.

00:28:21.000 Me and him just talking on stage.

00:28:25.000 But yeah, Iranians.

00:28:27.000 So imagine me at 15, 16, cutting weight in a fucking sauna, and I have some 40-year-old Iranian dude massaging me, rubbing my back in a credit card, down all my sweat, and people are looking at us like, what the fuck?

00:28:37.000 Why is that man making that little boy sweat?

00:28:40.000 Scratching that little boy.

00:28:43.000 Hey, sir, you can't buy him that way.

00:28:46.000 He'd be muttering to me in Farsi.

00:28:48.000 You can't just scan him, sir.

00:28:51.000 Cash only, sir.

00:28:52.000 If you want to fuck him, you're going to have to hold him down.

00:28:55.000 Oh, and I realized the same 24-hour fitness we always went to in Aliso Viejo was a gay hangout.

00:29:03.000 Holla!

00:29:04.000 Eddie and I worked out at 24 Hour Fitness and there was this dude who was the manager there.

00:29:09.000 He was a cool guy.

00:29:10.000 We used to talk to him.

00:29:11.000 And they had sent him over from the Santa Monica place.

00:29:14.000 He was like a real personable, real friendly guy, real easy to like.

00:29:20.000 And so the Santa Monica place brought him in because they needed to get that place cleaned out because it had basically become just a fuckhouse.

00:29:29.000 They'd have to close the showers an hour to hose them down.

00:29:34.000 There'd be cum everywhere.

00:29:35.000 There'd be cum and condoms and more cum.

00:29:40.000 My buddy ended up working at the same place and they used to have to trap dudes, gay dudes that were fucking in the sauna and stuff.

00:29:48.000 Trapped them?

00:29:49.000 Call the cops and told the cops.

00:29:52.000 That's how people die, bro.

00:29:55.000 Don't trap me in the sauna and make me fuck my way out.

00:30:01.000 I will do it.

00:30:05.000 Are you ready?

00:30:07.000 Are you ready?

00:30:07.000 You better let me out of here, man.

00:30:09.000 That's a fucking great quote.

00:30:14.000 Somebody has to take a picture of you with the meme.

00:30:16.000 Don't make me fuck my way out of here.

00:30:20.000 Undergarden, make a meme of that, please.

00:30:24.000 Just a blurred out line.

00:30:25.000 Oh shit, that's funny.

00:30:27.000 Holy shit, that's funny.

00:30:28.000 Don't make me fuck my way out of here.

00:30:33.000 This dude was such a good guy.

00:30:36.000 And he was telling us that basically the gay guys had just had a run of the place.

00:30:39.000 They were just dominating the place.

00:30:41.000 Because it was all them.

00:30:43.000 And they realized, I don't think there's anybody straight here.

00:30:45.000 Fuck it!

00:30:47.000 Rock out with their cocks out.

00:30:49.000 I guess they probably had some gay managers and they had to clean that shit up and they brought in our friend.

00:30:53.000 I had to work out there once.

00:30:54.000 The gym that I normally worked out, they closed it for filming.

00:30:58.000 And I was with Larry.

00:30:59.000 This was back in the Larry days.

00:31:01.000 And Larry goes, dude, let's just fucking go to the West Hollywood one.

00:31:04.000 I go, dude, I'm not going to the West Hollywood one.

00:31:06.000 I've never been there.

00:31:07.000 You just hear the stories.

00:31:08.000 I heard these stories.

00:31:10.000 I had to get that workout in, and then he talked me into it.

00:31:13.000 I go, fuck it, let's just go in there real quick.

00:31:15.000 Let's get our chest on and get the fuck out.

00:31:17.000 I swear to God, I was standing there, me and Larry were working on, you know, we were like benching like a 45 planar on each side, and a guy next to me had nothing.

00:31:26.000 Just dicks everywhere?

00:31:27.000 And he asked me, you know, he just asked me, he goes, what is this for?

00:31:30.000 Caught me off guard!

00:31:32.000 I go, it's for your chest and your packs.

00:31:34.000 You got me!

00:31:37.000 Why does it make my butt want to be filled?

00:31:42.000 It's for your chest!

00:31:45.000 Fuck!

00:31:45.000 It just sounds like they're having a good time and someone fucking hated on them.

00:31:48.000 Who's the snitch, man?

00:31:48.000 Exactly.

00:31:49.000 100%.

00:31:50.000 Well, there was this one straight dude who worked out there that lived next door.

00:31:53.000 He was like, this is ridiculous.

00:31:54.000 Carey's getting his dick sucked in the sauna.

00:31:56.000 How do you line up the street?

00:31:57.000 This is bullshit.

00:31:58.000 This is my fucking home gym.

00:31:59.000 I was looking at this apartment.

00:32:01.000 There's a gym right next door.

00:32:02.000 The guy's from Wisconsin.

00:32:03.000 He doesn't know shit about fucking Santa Monica Boulevard.

00:32:06.000 Everybody here looks really fit.

00:32:06.000 That's ridiculous.

00:32:08.000 I guess I'm in a fit community.

00:32:10.000 Everyone's walking around with jean shorts on.

00:32:12.000 Shut up, jean shorts.

00:32:14.000 Cut off jean shorts?

00:32:18.000 Rollerblading in jean shorts might be the gayest thing ever.

00:32:21.000 There's a millions of milkshakes right here.

00:32:23.000 You have to be sucking a dick while you're rollerblading to make it gayer.

00:32:28.000 Darren Elkins.

00:32:29.000 Probably happened.

00:32:31.000 Yeah, it's happened for sure.

00:32:33.000 Someone sucked a dick while rollerblading.

00:32:34.000 100%.

00:32:35.000 100%.

00:32:36.000 There's probably been a dude that was mounted on a dude's face like he's doing a flying triangle.

00:32:52.000 What percentage of flights, domestic flights, have gay sex going on in them?

00:32:56.000 One percent.

00:32:57.000 I'd say 60. No, I'd say 60. All the Stewarters are gay.

00:33:00.000 They're all gay.

00:33:01.000 60%.

00:33:01.000 Stewart's or Stewart's?

00:33:02.000 And you know what I'm saying?

00:33:04.000 Come on.

00:33:05.000 Come on.

00:33:06.000 They love fucking anonymous.

00:33:06.000 That's got it.

00:33:09.000 Like, you know what?

00:33:10.000 If we were all gay, we would all be into the same shit.

00:33:13.000 Guys were guys.

00:33:14.000 This room would be a mess.

00:33:18.000 We're all a very obvious type, too.

00:33:25.000 Come on, what are they known for?

00:33:28.000 Anonymous sex in bathrooms and bathhouses and all that shit?

00:33:33.000 That's totally normal.

00:33:33.000 Oh yeah, man.

00:33:34.000 That's how we would all be if we were all gay.

00:33:36.000 If I was gay, I'd probably be doing the same shit.

00:33:38.000 My question is, even if you're not gay, it's kind of right.

00:33:40.000 We can't.

00:33:42.000 Chicks ain't down for that kind of stuff.

00:33:43.000 They don't want anonymous sex in bathrooms.

00:33:45.000 Not all of them, my man.

00:33:45.000 Let's not generalize.

00:33:46.000 Let's not generalize.

00:33:48.000 Yeah, there's a couple...

00:33:49.000 That's making shit unusual.

00:33:49.000 You haven't seen my Instagram, my man.

00:33:51.000 Crackheads don't count.

00:33:52.000 You haven't seen my Instagram.

00:33:53.000 There's a few gals out there that just don't follow the rules.

00:33:56.000 And a lot of women get very upset at them.

00:33:58.000 Don't follow the rules?

00:33:59.000 A lot of women get very upset at them.

00:34:01.000 Why is it a rule?

00:34:01.000 Why there gotta be rules?

00:34:02.000 I don't think...

00:34:02.000 I'm with you, buddy.

00:34:03.000 I'm not trying to cock-block here.

00:34:04.000 I'm just trying to let you know...

00:34:05.000 Just saying, that's the exception.

00:34:06.000 ...how the gals are looking at it.

00:34:08.000 I would say...

00:34:08.000 They're like, one of these bitches is fucking ruining the curve.

00:34:11.000 That's why when legalized prostitution moves into a country, chicks just get married.

00:34:15.000 Like, look, we just gotta lock this down.

00:34:17.000 We just...

00:34:18.000 This is what it is.

00:34:19.000 My shit lost value.

00:34:21.000 Can you imagine?

00:34:23.000 Your country's about to legalize prostitution with the overall consensus of women.

00:34:28.000 They gotta be worried.

00:34:29.000 They're on forums and shit.

00:34:31.000 What does this mean?

00:34:33.000 Some girls don't even care.

00:34:34.000 Like, I don't care.

00:34:35.000 Don't you see what this means?

00:34:37.000 They're not gonna need us anymore.

00:34:39.000 I'd be like the Debo of whores.

00:34:43.000 I'd walk up and be like, God damn it.

00:34:45.000 They do not want to see me.

00:34:46.000 How come you haven't called me in days?

00:34:48.000 Working like crazy.

00:34:50.000 Girls have zero power in countries where prostitution is illegal.

00:34:52.000 Like in Argentina, they have zero power.

00:34:55.000 There's nothing.

00:34:56.000 It's not a good thing.

00:34:57.000 That's how it works in those conquering countries.

00:34:59.000 That's what it was like back in the Genghis Khan days.

00:35:02.000 Feminism is what's keeping prostitution illegal.

00:35:05.000 Because if it became illegal...

00:35:07.000 We would just block them all on Twitter.

00:35:09.000 We'd never have to hear a word out of them.

00:35:12.000 They'd be like, yeah, keep yapping over there.

00:35:15.000 Why are feminists listening to your shit?

00:35:18.000 Because I got talked shit to for a while by some gay feminists.

00:35:22.000 You know what, man?

00:35:23.000 Last time I was under a family, I'm a homophobe.

00:35:25.000 No, you're not a homophobe.

00:35:27.000 I'm not into anybody who's only into one gender.

00:35:29.000 Oh, look at this.

00:35:30.000 He's trying to go with a ninja choke right there from the top.

00:35:32.000 Right there.

00:35:32.000 Look at that.

00:35:33.000 Couldn't quite get it around.

00:35:35.000 He had his elbow in front of it instead of behind it.

00:35:38.000 You know what I feel like, man?

00:35:39.000 I'm not into dudes who are into men's rights either.

00:35:42.000 Guys who identify themselves as really...

00:35:44.000 He's going for it again on the other side, Eddie.

00:35:46.000 Guys who are really into men's rights.

00:35:49.000 What do you mean?

00:35:49.000 Who's into men's rights?

00:35:51.000 There's groups.

00:35:51.000 Men's rights.

00:35:52.000 I was insulted by a feminist.

00:35:54.000 She called me an MRA. I didn't even have a conversation with her.

00:35:59.000 She misconstrues my point.

00:36:01.000 I'm not a men's right.

00:36:02.000 I didn't even know what an MRA was.

00:36:03.000 So I had to look it up.

00:36:04.000 I thought it was one of those meal packages you get when you're in the army.

00:36:07.000 MRE. Yeah, but it was a, um, it's a fucking bomb that hasn't been exploded.

00:36:12.000 It was a fucking men's rights advocate, and I went, no way.

00:36:15.000 Is that what she's saying?

00:36:16.000 And then I'm like, wow, how ironic is it that a feminist would be mocking a guy who's into male rights?

00:36:22.000 Like, are you telling me that men don't have any, like, what does that mean?

00:36:25.000 Men don't deserve rights?

00:36:26.000 Like, how could you be mocking someone?

00:36:27.000 Oh, you're one of those dumb, dumb MREs.

00:36:30.000 They're really confusing me, because some of the shit they say.

00:36:33.000 Get you fucking out of here!

00:36:35.000 Ah!

00:36:37.000 Somebody made the meme already.

00:36:39.000 Kid's looking very sexy in that picture.

00:36:41.000 Tell you what, a real cutie pie.

00:36:43.000 It was a good day on camera.

00:36:46.000 Stud muffin.

00:36:47.000 Looked perfectly bronzed.

00:36:51.000 Yeah, man.

00:36:52.000 You know, I think that a lot of feminists...

00:36:54.000 Feminism is women who identify themselves with being a feminist.

00:36:59.000 And as soon as you start doing that, it becomes like a thing you do.

00:37:02.000 Like, I'm into cosplay.

00:37:02.000 That's their thing.

00:37:03.000 Yeah, I'm into fucking...

00:37:04.000 I love bowling, you know?

00:37:05.000 For sure find something else to do.

00:37:06.000 I'm a feminist.

00:37:07.000 Like, you know, feminist blogger.

00:37:08.000 Okay.

00:37:09.000 Well, you know, I like to play pool.

00:37:11.000 Well, that's how they identify it, right?

00:37:12.000 Well, yeah, it sort of segregates you, though, too.

00:37:14.000 Now it creates, it's like you're trying to, like, break that wall down.

00:37:16.000 Now you're creating a wall, I think, when you do shit like that, you know?

00:37:19.000 Or it lets you know to not hang out with her.

00:37:21.000 It's too much work.

00:37:22.000 We have no boyfriend.

00:37:24.000 No guy's gonna put up with that shit.

00:37:25.000 Yeah, those guys are gonna put up.

00:37:26.000 Fuck you, they're no guys.

00:37:28.000 No guy I know.

00:37:29.000 No guy I know.

00:37:30.000 But there's a lot of social, what they call social justice warriors.

00:37:33.000 These social justice warriors.

00:37:35.000 Yeah, white knights.

00:37:36.000 It's all men that, you know, under normal circumstances would starve to death.

00:37:36.000 Fucking douchebags.

00:37:41.000 They would, if we were all in hunting parties, they would be limping back there.

00:37:45.000 We'd send them.

00:37:45.000 People like us would be fucking eating them.

00:37:47.000 Something bad would happen.

00:37:48.000 Fucking them or eating them.

00:37:49.000 You'd be fucking them, I'd be eating them.

00:37:51.000 You want to eat a dude?

00:37:52.000 Back in the day, the Spartan days, they would raid those cities.

00:37:55.000 Alright, fine, I'll fucking with you.

00:37:56.000 They'd fuck some dudes and eat them.

00:37:57.000 Can I ask Aubrey a question about stevia?

00:37:59.000 Maybe it's a different thing.

00:38:00.000 I want to ask you this question.

00:38:01.000 Stevia, good or bad?

00:38:03.000 It's good, right?

00:38:04.000 It's good.

00:38:04.000 Why isn't vitamin water?

00:38:04.000 It's not bad.

00:38:08.000 Because they use stevia.

00:38:09.000 Why aren't they blasting that?

00:38:10.000 For some reason, no one knows they use stevia.

00:38:13.000 They always use stevia.

00:38:14.000 But they use stevia, and then they use something else.

00:38:16.000 They use a bunch of sugar, too.

00:38:17.000 They use other stuff, too.

00:38:18.000 But they use stevia, but you would think that they would blast it.

00:38:21.000 You've got to ask 50 Cent, man.

00:38:21.000 I don't know.

00:38:23.000 We're missing a good fucking fight, man.

00:38:24.000 You've got to ask 50 Cent.

00:38:25.000 We don't know.

00:38:26.000 Isn't that weird?

00:38:27.000 I don't know what they're supposed to do.

00:38:27.000 Why wouldn't they be blasting it?

00:38:28.000 Yeah.

00:38:29.000 It's not good for you, it's just not bad.

00:38:30.000 He's got really good shots, man.

00:38:31.000 He can take it, man.

00:38:34.000 That's part of the style.

00:38:35.000 Oh, that head kick rocked him, and that was behind the ear, too.

00:38:38.000 Oh, on the chin with that one.

00:38:40.000 He's just so damn tough, man.

00:38:41.000 So hard to finish that dude.

00:38:45.000 That was why it was so impressive.

00:38:47.000 He lost to Mendez.

00:38:49.000 Mendez lit him up, man.

00:38:51.000 Mendez looked like a monster in that fight.

00:38:52.000 Who's taking Mendez?

00:38:53.000 Anyone taking Mendez in here?

00:38:54.000 I'm taking Mendez.

00:38:55.000 Nope.

00:38:56.000 I like you guys' style.

00:38:57.000 I don't think it's going to happen.

00:38:58.000 I like you guys' style.

00:39:00.000 He's a little bit like a drag racer, though.

00:39:02.000 You know, he's just going to fucking...

00:39:03.000 Strike boring it?

00:39:04.000 Well, so is Aldo, by the way.

00:39:05.000 Aldo's a three-round motherfucker, and then the last two rounds, Ricardo Lamas was on top of him beating his ass in that fifth round, and that's reality.

00:39:14.000 The thing is, they say all the strides he's made, which he has, but he's not TJ. He's not going to move like that and beat...

00:39:20.000 He has more power, I feel like, though.

00:39:22.000 Oh, he does.

00:39:22.000 He definitely does.

00:39:23.000 But I just don't...

00:39:24.000 I think Aldo's too good.

00:39:25.000 And I think Aldo has always been better than Burrell, anyways.

00:39:28.000 Technically.

00:39:29.000 Because he's so precise, you know?

00:39:30.000 Where Burrell's a little more wild and good.

00:39:32.000 They're both awesome.

00:39:32.000 I agree.

00:39:33.000 But I think that I don't think...

00:39:34.000 He's more accurate.

00:39:35.000 Yeah, I don't think Chad can beat Aldo.

00:39:38.000 Anyone can beat anybody, but I don't think he's going to.

00:39:40.000 I just think that he doesn't move like TJ. He's not going to outstrike Aldo, which I think he thinks he's going to.

00:39:46.000 He's got Master Splinter in his corner, though.

00:39:48.000 It's true.

00:39:49.000 I was wrong on TJ. I thought TJ was going to get beat up.

00:39:52.000 So I was wrong there.

00:39:54.000 What do you think about fucking Dominic Cruz?

00:39:57.000 God damn, did he look like a beast.

00:39:59.000 Proud of him, man.

00:40:00.000 Oh, my bad.

00:40:01.000 Bro, I brought in Daniel Cormier to my camp.

00:40:01.000 You want that, Steven?

00:40:04.000 Yeah, I saw the photo.

00:40:05.000 Yeah, and he brought in Dominic Cruz with him.

00:40:08.000 Dominic's trying to show us this footwork.

00:40:09.000 He's like, Sean, this is what you gotta do.

00:40:11.000 Show me in D.C. Like, real quick, man.

00:40:13.000 You're way smaller than us.

00:40:15.000 That stuff, it's just not gonna fit in our wheelhouse, my man.

00:40:18.000 Gustafson's trying to do that shit.

00:40:19.000 Yeah, but you know Travis.

00:40:20.000 Travis moves a lot like that.

00:40:23.000 I guess.

00:40:24.000 I guess.

00:40:25.000 I mean, yeah, that's like saying, yeah, and I throw a right hook like Mike Tyson.

00:40:30.000 Yeah, we both throw right hooks.

00:40:31.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:40:32.000 It's like, jeez, man.

00:40:33.000 He's pretty good at that Dominic Cruz thing.

00:40:35.000 He's alright.

00:40:37.000 I mean, it's a far cry from the original.

00:40:40.000 Dominic Cruz took it to another Dominic Cruz level the other day, though.

00:40:43.000 Dude, another level.

00:40:44.000 I've never been so happy for another fighter that I don't train with.

00:40:47.000 I was so happy for him.

00:40:49.000 That kid showed zero hesitation, too.

00:40:51.000 He came out guns blazing.

00:40:53.000 Just guns blazing.

00:40:54.000 A lot of tough guys, too.

00:40:55.000 Fuck, yeah.

00:40:56.000 Mitsugaki can take it.

00:40:57.000 He's a beast.

00:40:58.000 I know Uriah finished him, but he got his back and choked him, and, you know, Mitsugaki's just not the same kind of grappler Uriah is.

00:41:04.000 Oh, damn.

00:41:05.000 Bro, bring in DC into the camp.

00:41:07.000 Nice.

00:41:07.000 Monster.

00:41:08.000 Look at that fucking combo.

00:41:09.000 Monster, Joe.

00:41:11.000 Yeah, I'm sure.

00:41:12.000 Where's your camp at?

00:41:12.000 I'm sure.

00:41:13.000 It's here, LA. I'm based at LA. Nice.

00:41:15.000 So, what is it like working out with him?

00:41:18.000 How's his knee?

00:41:19.000 His knee's 100%.

00:41:20.000 He rehabbed it?

00:41:21.000 Yeah, it's this pressure he brings.

00:41:23.000 I've never seen anything like it.

00:41:24.000 Never.

00:41:25.000 I've trained with a ton of guys.

00:41:27.000 That's Kane.

00:41:28.000 Dude, the pressure, he just keeps coming, keeps coming, keeps coming.

00:41:31.000 That's him and Kane, man.

00:41:33.000 Those guys, they're two werewolves.

00:41:35.000 Yep.

00:41:35.000 Who keeps coming?

00:41:36.000 Fuckin' attacking each other at night.

00:41:37.000 I brought Cormier in for my camp and he's a monster.

00:41:40.000 You ever watch them spar?

00:41:41.000 No, I wish.

00:41:42.000 I've seen some videos of them spar.

00:41:42.000 Fuck.

00:41:42.000 I'd love to see that.

00:41:44.000 It is goddamn ridiculous.

00:41:45.000 I bet.

00:41:46.000 It's a war.

00:41:47.000 It's just war.

00:41:47.000 Chaos.

00:41:48.000 Yeah, punching and stuff.

00:41:49.000 Beating each other shitless.

00:41:50.000 Well, they have the same style.

00:41:53.000 The same style and both guys are going 100%.

00:41:56.000 I mean, they're fucking going to war.

00:41:58.000 And I wonder about that, man.

00:42:01.000 Obviously, you can't fuck with the results.

00:42:04.000 Kane is the best heavyweight next to Fedor ever, right?

00:42:07.000 I mean, there's Fedor in him and that's it.

00:42:09.000 And I would love to see the two of them together.

00:42:09.000 Easily.

00:42:11.000 Who knows what the fuck would have happened.

00:42:13.000 Who knows, if you watched the two Junior Dos Santos fights since the first fight, you wouldn't think that Junior could knock him out, but Junior knocked him out.

00:42:19.000 Anything can happen.

00:42:20.000 Fedor was a risk-taking motherfucker.

00:42:23.000 You know, Fedor, he would get wild on your ass.

00:42:26.000 Fucking bricks on the end of his arms.

00:42:27.000 Through those casting punches.

00:42:27.000 Bricks.

00:42:30.000 Yeah, he was never scared.

00:42:32.000 Never scared.

00:42:32.000 The way he waded in, never scared.

00:42:34.000 So that guy could...

00:42:35.000 I mean, he literally could have beaten anybody when he was at his best.

00:42:37.000 But you look at Kane's injuries, it's kind of like...

00:42:39.000 Yeah.

00:42:40.000 Well, he keeps beating the shit out of his body, man.

00:42:43.000 It's from training.

00:42:43.000 There you go.

00:42:44.000 They're going 100%, man.

00:42:44.000 They're going 100%.

00:42:47.000 I've turned my sparring down in my career now that I'm 30 now, and I'm old, but I've just been fucking injured a lot.

00:42:54.000 Well, there's a lot of people that think that the sparring is one of the unnecessary aspects of strength and conditioning that people overdo.

00:43:02.000 Because you're beating each other up so much, and there's so much trauma that you reach a point of diminishing returns.

00:43:10.000 Like, yeah, are you tough?

00:43:11.000 Can you mentally deal with it because you're dealing with it on a regular basis?

00:43:11.000 Yeah.

00:43:13.000 Yes.

00:43:14.000 But...

00:43:14.000 Could you be 2% better if you didn't do that?

00:43:17.000 Could you be 3%, maybe 5%?

00:43:19.000 I don't think you can take it completely out, but you can't take it completely out.

00:43:23.000 Nope.

00:43:23.000 No way.

00:43:24.000 No chance.

00:43:24.000 You can do, like, Manny Pacquiao spars only the last four weeks of camp.

00:43:30.000 Really, we only spar the last six weeks of camp.

00:43:32.000 I do an eight-week camp.

00:43:32.000 We only spar the last six weeks of camp.

00:43:34.000 And how many times a week do you spar?

00:43:36.000 Once.

00:43:36.000 Once a week.

00:43:37.000 That's smart.

00:43:38.000 That once a week, we're bringing some hellraisers, man.

00:43:41.000 It's some monsters.

00:43:42.000 As long as you're simulating scenarios, using techniques that are going to come up in a fight, and drilling them over again.

00:43:48.000 Drilling.

00:43:49.000 You know, Eddie always talks about this.

00:43:49.000 There you go.

00:43:51.000 About how if you just fucking...

00:43:53.000 Everybody loves to roll.

00:43:54.000 But if you just drilled more, it would make you so much more successful at your rolls.

00:43:58.000 And it's really essentially the same way with any martial art.

00:44:01.000 I mean, with kickboxing, if you just beat the shit out of each other all the time, yeah, I guess you're probably going to get better because you're putting a lot of attention to it.

00:44:08.000 But if you work out with a really good, like, Rob Kamen-type coach or Dwayne Ludwig-type coach who takes you through very specific drills, once you're actually sparring and you land that left of the body, it's like your right leg is coming around whether you think about it or not.

00:44:22.000 It's just a part of your body's memory.

00:44:22.000 It's just that.

00:44:25.000 And I think that we still don't know what the right way to do this shit.

00:44:30.000 You guys are, you two guys are like experimental projects.

00:44:33.000 Ten years from for real, right?

00:44:35.000 You guys are the new breed of MMA fighters.

00:44:36.000 We're like the monkeys they launched in space.

00:44:38.000 The cauliflower.

00:44:38.000 Yeah.

00:44:39.000 That's what we are.

00:44:39.000 You're an ape.

00:44:40.000 Me and me both.

00:44:41.000 When I'm a gorilla, you're like one of those little spider monkeys.

00:44:45.000 Jacking off and shitting on everything.

00:44:47.000 Cutie as fuck, though.

00:44:48.000 Shaw, be like one of those fucking killer chimpanzees they found in the Congo.

00:44:52.000 Six foot tall.

00:44:52.000 The hairless one?

00:44:53.000 The old dick.

00:44:54.000 Do you know about those?

00:44:56.000 Do we see the same one?

00:44:58.000 Do you know about those?

00:44:59.000 They have these, over the last, since the 90s, they found these chimps in the Congo that they've always talked about.

00:44:59.000 No.

00:45:05.000 They had a photo of one that was shot in the early 1900s.

00:45:08.000 They call him the Bondo ape.

00:45:10.000 It's an enormous chimpanzee, a completely different genus.

00:45:12.000 Is that the one that stands up?

00:45:13.000 They stand up and they have a crest on their skull just like a gorilla does.

00:45:17.000 But they're chimps and they sleep on the ground.

00:45:19.000 They don't give a fuck.

00:45:21.000 The locals call them lion killers.

00:45:24.000 They have a video of one apparently eating a leopard.

00:45:27.000 They have two different types of chimp.

00:45:28.000 They call them tree beaters and lion killers.

00:45:30.000 And these are the lion killers.

00:45:31.000 And they're giant.

00:45:32.000 Six foot tall, 350 pound chimps.

00:45:35.000 And they sleep on the ground.

00:45:48.000 This is double the size six feet tall super smart.

00:45:51.000 They have pictures of them all over the internet like walking I haven't heard of them.

00:45:54.000 Like, walking like a person.

00:45:56.000 There's Carl Armand.

00:45:57.000 He's a Swiss wildlife photographer.

00:45:59.000 And he found photos of them and spent years looking for them.

00:46:03.000 But apparently, it's an incredibly remote part of the Congo that's super difficult to get to.

00:46:08.000 But just now, these people that are fucking risking their lives in this crazy, shitty part of the world are going over there.

00:46:13.000 These monkeys are aggressive?

00:46:15.000 Oh, of course they are!

00:46:16.000 One of them, there's a fucking great story about these scientists that went down there, and one of them made a fucking bluff charge at them, and they didn't move.

00:46:24.000 You can't move.

00:46:25.000 You're dead anyway.

00:46:26.000 So you've got to stay on your ground, because if you do back up, they're for sure going to fuck you up.

00:46:31.000 And they rip your nuts off first.

00:46:32.000 Oh yeah.

00:46:33.000 They know that, right?

00:46:34.000 Everyone knows that, right?

00:46:35.000 They go, genitals, face.

00:46:37.000 They know what works.

00:46:38.000 They know what you like.

00:46:39.000 Early UFC rules.

00:46:40.000 They're smart as shit.

00:46:42.000 They're like halfway between a person and an animal.

00:46:44.000 That's insane.

00:46:45.000 But way fucking strong.

00:46:48.000 Why aren't they ripping balls off?

00:46:50.000 If you had a monkey that was 150 pounds and he wanted to fuck you up, you'd be in a giant problem.

00:46:55.000 He would probably kill you.

00:46:57.000 Most likely they would rip you apart.

00:46:58.000 Imagine something twice that big.

00:47:01.000 Twice that big and super aggressive, and the locals call them lion killers.

00:47:06.000 And we just barely know about these things.

00:47:09.000 They have DNA from them, they have some photographs and some videos, but they barely know these fucking things exist.

00:47:15.000 It's in a very difficult spot to get to.

00:47:18.000 I want one as a pet.

00:47:18.000 You might end up as the pet is the fucking problem.

00:47:20.000 Imagine just being a pet or a best friend.

00:47:23.000 Or a training partner.

00:47:46.000 It would be a hammer fist and a wheel kick at the same time.

00:47:53.000 They would just go boom.

00:47:55.000 Can you imagine if you taught a chimp how to do a guillotine?

00:47:58.000 What that would feel like?

00:47:59.000 Pop your head off.

00:48:00.000 Especially with the big giant ones.

00:48:02.000 Darren Elkins won a decision.

00:48:03.000 Holy shit.

00:48:04.000 That's tough to do.

00:48:05.000 Wow.

00:48:06.000 We were barely paying attention though, let's be honest.

00:48:09.000 We're talking about monkeys.

00:48:09.000 No, we're talking about...

00:48:11.000 Yeah, we're talking about monkeys biting dicks off, son.

00:48:15.000 I'm still thinking about you trying to fuck everyone.

00:48:18.000 You trying to fuck that bond away, but who's going to get who?

00:48:22.000 Rafael Dos Anjos.

00:48:24.000 Who is he fighting?

00:48:26.000 He's fighting someone good.

00:48:27.000 Oh, that's right.

00:48:28.000 Nate Diaz is coming back.

00:48:30.000 Nate Diaz is coming back.

00:48:31.000 He's fighting Dos Anjos.

00:48:33.000 Dos Anjos is a monster.

00:48:34.000 Yeah, he's tough as shit, dude.

00:48:36.000 I can't believe he knocked out Henderson.

00:48:37.000 And he beat Cowboy.

00:48:39.000 Yeah, he beat Cowboy.

00:48:40.000 Think about it, man.

00:48:41.000 He beat a couple guys.

00:48:41.000 He's a beast.

00:48:42.000 He's beat quite a few really good guys.

00:48:44.000 But knocking out Benson is fucking huge, man.

00:48:48.000 Fabio Maldonado.

00:48:49.000 Maldonado is always fun to watch.

00:48:50.000 He's the human zombie.

00:48:51.000 Piss before I see this.

00:48:52.000 This is pay-per-view.

00:48:53.000 The old body shot.

00:48:55.000 Maldonado.

00:48:56.000 Maldonado, don't play.

00:48:57.000 He's got really good left hook, man.

00:48:59.000 Look how smooth his boxing is.

00:49:01.000 He's a perfect example of the exact opposite of a guy like Bagutinov.

00:49:04.000 He's a big guy.

00:49:06.000 I mean, he's fighting, you know, 205. But yet, he's like super light and relaxed with his punches.

00:49:12.000 He made a big mistake, fucking Stipe, though.

00:49:15.000 Did he have a choice?

00:49:17.000 He asked for the fight.

00:49:18.000 No, I'm saying he asked for the fight.

00:49:20.000 Yeah, that's that animal.

00:49:20.000 Look at that picture up there.

00:49:21.000 That's the Bondo ape.

00:49:22.000 That was one that they shot in the early 1900s.

00:49:26.000 See if you can get a better picture of that, because they show its whole body.

00:49:29.000 But look at the other one, Jamie.

00:49:31.000 There's one that they shot at an airport recently, these two guys, and they're standing in front of it, so you get a perspective shot at how big this fucking thing is.

00:49:39.000 In that picture you were talking about at the airport?

00:49:40.000 No, well, that's a different one.

00:49:42.000 That's one that they caught in a camera trap.

00:49:43.000 But this picture of one that they shot, it's actually dead.

00:49:46.000 And these dudes are standing with this thing.

00:49:48.000 And you look at it and you go, what is that?

00:49:50.000 Probably because they could.

00:49:51.000 I mean, they live in the Congo.

00:49:52.000 They eat chimps there.

00:49:54.000 They eat whatever kind of meat they can get.

00:49:56.000 Oh, bro, I saw your Real Sports.

00:49:59.000 No, that's another image of one, too.

00:50:02.000 Yeah, the Real Sports.

00:50:02.000 No, just look up Bondo Ape.

00:50:04.000 And if that doesn't work, look up B-I-L-I Ape.

00:50:08.000 Look at Bondo Ape, Shob Training Partner, UFC 181. There's an image search.

00:50:14.000 I got it.

00:50:15.000 You got it?

00:50:17.000 There's a dead one.

00:50:18.000 Look at the size of that fucking thing.

00:50:18.000 There it is.

00:50:20.000 Look at the size of that fucking thing.

00:50:23.000 Back up so you can see it's balls.

00:50:25.000 Back up a little.

00:50:25.000 Look at that sack.

00:50:27.000 Look at that sack and cock.

00:50:28.000 How'd they kill it?

00:50:29.000 Just shot it in the head or something?

00:50:30.000 Yeah, they didn't kill it with a fucking wiffle ball bat, I'll tell you that.

00:50:34.000 You better shoot that thing.

00:50:35.000 Look at those fucking muscles on that goddamn thing.

00:50:38.000 It's a gorilla!

00:50:38.000 He's smiling, too.

00:50:40.000 Gorillas are...

00:50:41.000 Are they bigger?

00:50:42.000 Gorillas are bigger.

00:50:43.000 But that's like gorilla size.

00:50:46.000 For a chimp, that is fucking enormous.

00:50:49.000 That's like a really big man.

00:50:51.000 Got a set of tits on him.

00:50:52.000 Look at his arms, dude.

00:50:54.000 Those are like your legs.

00:50:55.000 Where's his dick?

00:50:56.000 You can't miss it, my man.

00:50:57.000 Look at that fucking package.

00:50:57.000 What do you mean?

00:50:59.000 Lee's ball sack.

00:51:00.000 It's just all...

00:51:01.000 It's all in your face.

00:51:04.000 Is that the thing?

00:51:06.000 Is it leaning to the left?

00:51:07.000 Yeah, the thing that's leaning on his leg.

00:51:08.000 It's leaning to the left.

00:51:09.000 That fucking picture freaks me out, man.

00:51:11.000 Is that the thing?

00:51:12.000 Yeah, that's his to the left.

00:51:13.000 That's his cack.

00:51:13.000 Or is that just the stomach crease?

00:51:14.000 That's his cack right there.

00:51:15.000 That's his big old dick.

00:51:17.000 I don't know.

00:51:18.000 I don't think that's his cack.

00:51:18.000 Well, they don't have big dicks like people do, bro.

00:51:20.000 They're big balls, right?

00:51:23.000 They're big balls.

00:51:24.000 This is actually a scientific fact.

00:51:27.000 The ball size is directly proportionate to the amount of promiscuous females in the region.

00:51:31.000 And that includes human beings.

00:51:32.000 In villages where human women are more slutty, the human men grow bigger balls.

00:51:37.000 That's huge.

00:51:38.000 Orange County!

00:51:39.000 Orange County!

00:51:41.000 Orange County!

00:51:42.000 Newport Beach!

00:51:44.000 Exactly.

00:51:44.000 It's in the air!

00:51:45.000 Why do you think I import my girlfriend?

00:51:46.000 I was like, you know what?

00:51:48.000 Good move.

00:51:48.000 Go out of state.

00:51:50.000 Exactly.

00:51:50.000 Go out of state for a gal with some morals.

00:51:54.000 Small town girl.

00:51:55.000 In the mountains.

00:51:56.000 Too many people in Orange County.

00:51:57.000 They have to fuck.

00:51:58.000 There's too much traffic.

00:51:59.000 They just do it.

00:52:00.000 It's just fuck.

00:52:01.000 Can't wait for my boyfriend to get here.

00:52:04.000 Come on over here.

00:52:05.000 He's stuck in traffic for the next two hours.

00:52:08.000 So, Fabio Maldonado versus Hans Stringer.

00:52:11.000 Anybody know anything about Stringer?

00:52:13.000 Stringer?

00:52:14.000 1-0 in the UFC. Is it Stringer?

00:52:17.000 He's about to get punched the fuck up.

00:52:18.000 From the Netherlands?

00:52:19.000 It's going to be a stand-up war for sure.

00:52:21.000 He has a victory over...

00:52:26.000 Francimar Barroso in one of the fight nights.

00:52:30.000 Third round decision.

00:52:31.000 Hmm.

00:52:32.000 Maldonado's a fucking badass.

00:52:33.000 Oh, he's a beast, dude.

00:52:34.000 His boxing's really slick.

00:52:36.000 Remember when he clipped Glover?

00:52:38.000 Glover's lighting him up, dude.

00:52:39.000 Lighting him up.

00:52:40.000 And then, dink!

00:52:40.000 He catches him with a left hook and has Glover doing the chicken dance.

00:52:44.000 But he's just so tough, man.

00:52:46.000 So tough.

00:52:47.000 This is a guy you don't want to have a conversation with when he's 70. I agree 100. He's almost too tough.

00:52:53.000 You know those guys are too tough where they take that punishment?

00:52:55.000 You're like, please stop this.

00:52:56.000 Yeah.

00:52:57.000 When he's 70 and he's drunk and you and him are sitting there and he puts his hand on your knee to tell you a story and does that clamp.

00:53:04.000 You know that clamp that dudes do when they tell you a story?

00:53:07.000 The clamp on your knee when they start talking.

00:53:09.000 I told him.

00:53:09.000 Bro, fuck!

00:53:10.000 I told him.

00:53:12.000 I'm not going down.

00:53:13.000 I'm not going down.

00:53:14.000 Tells the same story six times in a row.

00:53:16.000 Are there any UFC legends that have severe slurred speech?

00:53:21.000 No comment.

00:53:22.000 No comment.

00:53:23.000 Or it could be like that old dude that beat the fuck out of that young boxer with the long hair.

00:53:27.000 Do you see that shit?

00:53:29.000 That old dude's like, he was throwing heat!

00:53:32.000 You never see that video?

00:53:34.000 Oh my god, I don't see the video.

00:53:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:53:37.000 That dude was like 60. Yeah.

00:53:38.000 60 with an old man back.

00:53:40.000 He had an old man back.

00:53:42.000 Like a shrimp.

00:53:44.000 Like a big ass shrimp.

00:53:45.000 But then he started wading in with his hands up and I was like, oh fuck, this guy's screwed.

00:53:49.000 You know when I knew he was screwed?

00:53:50.000 Yeah, when he slipped the jab.

00:53:52.000 He slipped the jab like a goddamn world champion.

00:53:54.000 No fucks given about the jab.

00:53:56.000 Just, uh, boom.

00:53:57.000 There's that level of boxing you get to where your eyes are open as the punch hits you.

00:54:02.000 You ever seen those pictures of old school Roberto Duran?

00:54:05.000 There's a photo of him.

00:54:06.000 As the punch is hitting him, his eye is wide open and he's throwing a counter shot.

00:54:10.000 As the punch is hitting him, he's turning his head and landing.

00:54:13.000 When you hit that level, you're so relaxed.

00:54:17.000 And that old man was used to getting punched.

00:54:20.000 That wasn't a new experience.

00:54:22.000 That kid wanted out.

00:54:23.000 Fuck yeah, he did.

00:54:24.000 He didn't have to want out.

00:54:25.000 He was going out.

00:54:27.000 Man, bad boy's been around for fucking ever, and it hasn't seemed like they've really blown up.

00:54:31.000 You know why?

00:54:32.000 Because so many dudes tattooed it on their body, they go, look, we've got to keep going.

00:54:37.000 Are they making any money?

00:54:38.000 Jeremy Horn has a bad boy tattoo on his body.

00:54:41.000 Yeah, they've been around for sure.

00:54:42.000 I haven't done one of those yet.

00:54:44.000 You know what, dude?

00:54:45.000 If you think about it, that really is the coolest thing for...

00:54:48.000 I'm a bad boy.

00:54:49.000 Everybody wants to be a bad boy.

00:54:51.000 Girls like bad boys.

00:54:54.000 But when did it come to jiu-jitsu or like a Brazilian thing?

00:54:56.000 Because I remember in like 88, I remember I had like a pair of shorts and a shirt.

00:54:59.000 It was Rude Boy!

00:55:00.000 No, no, [...

00:55:21.000 you were bored in the 80s.

00:55:23.000 I was getting pussy when you were coming out of pussy.

00:55:23.000 Fuck.

00:55:25.000 Yes.

00:55:26.000 Hollow.

00:55:28.000 I can be your father.

00:55:30.000 Mom?

00:55:31.000 I could be your father, dude.

00:55:33.000 If I fucked up in high school, I'm 84. I was getting pussy in 84. In 84, it was when I was just starting to get pussy.

00:55:41.000 So I could have fucked up and shot one into my girlfriend.

00:55:43.000 Jesus, Louisa, speaking about shooting one.

00:55:46.000 It's so good for you, Brazil.

00:55:48.000 Powerful genetics.

00:55:49.000 Here we go.

00:55:50.000 Stand-up war.

00:55:51.000 If anybody's listening to this and they think I don't like Brazil and that's why I'm not there, it couldn't be more further from the truth.

00:55:56.000 I love Brazil.

00:55:57.000 That escalated quickly to the ground.

00:55:58.000 Yeah, right away.

00:55:59.000 I love going to Rio.

00:56:00.000 I didn't have the time this week and I had family obligations.

00:56:03.000 I just couldn't make it.

00:56:04.000 I had to stay in town.

00:56:06.000 Damn kids.

00:56:07.000 Well, it's that.

00:56:09.000 There's things I can't talk about, but a lot of stuff going on.

00:56:15.000 Speaking of...

00:56:16.000 Speaking of badass old dudes, was that judo video real?

00:56:19.000 Where that guy was floating around?

00:56:19.000 Yes it was.

00:56:21.000 That one blew my fucking mind too.

00:56:23.000 Have you seen that video I tweeted?

00:56:24.000 Blew my fucking mind.

00:56:25.000 Jamie, pull that shit up.

00:56:26.000 That old dude video of the old dude doing judo.

00:56:30.000 These guys are trying to toss him and he's moving like water.

00:56:32.000 Just flowing around them and he's like in his 60s.

00:56:35.000 Another old dude in his 60s.

00:56:36.000 When you know you're almost dead, you give zero fucks.

00:56:39.000 You're not protecting your ACLs.

00:56:41.000 You're just out there letting it hang.

00:56:43.000 You know?

00:56:46.000 I got a fucking rotator cuff injury.

00:56:48.000 I'm just going to let this dude take me down and work off my back four times in a row.

00:56:52.000 It's amazing.

00:56:53.000 It's amazing.

00:56:54.000 The guy's technique is just stellar.

00:56:57.000 It's also, there's a potential of watching that video that they're his students, and sometimes when you roll with your students, you know, the students almost have like a give up thing.

00:57:06.000 A guy comes out with a keto or the death touch, and they have those guys who are just like flipping.

00:57:10.000 This is different though.

00:57:10.000 I want to talk to those dudes.

00:57:12.000 What are they about?

00:57:12.000 Yeah.

00:57:13.000 They're all crazy.

00:57:14.000 They're all brainwashed.

00:57:14.000 Yeah.

00:57:15.000 They're totally brainwashed.

00:57:16.000 How about your boy Hunt getting the title shot?

00:57:16.000 Yeah.

00:57:18.000 Fuck yeah.

00:57:19.000 Is that wild?

00:57:19.000 Do you think those guys, do they make an agreement, like, fucking go with it?

00:57:23.000 Do they talk about it?

00:57:24.000 Or is it, like, unsaid?

00:57:26.000 I think it's unspoken.

00:57:28.000 Whatever you say, Master.

00:57:30.000 I think it's like a cult thing, you know what I'm saying?

00:57:31.000 Drink this Kool-Aid.

00:57:32.000 So they don't really say it's unspoken.

00:57:43.000 I don't even think you have to do that, man.

00:57:44.000 I don't even think you have to do that, man.

00:57:46.000 It's an important fucking seminar and there's a show in.

00:57:46.000 I don't even think you have to do that.

00:57:49.000 They're in, man.

00:57:50.000 Dude, I think they're all in.

00:57:51.000 You would only have the guys that would do it, but you know.

00:57:54.000 If you don't let me Hadouken you, you can go back to the fucking gym.

00:57:56.000 Hadouken?

00:57:57.000 You called up the assholes who were going to fall down.

00:58:00.000 Hadouken you.

00:58:02.000 I would never be able to pull that word off.

00:58:04.000 I don't even know it.

00:58:05.000 But I knew what you meant.

00:58:06.000 Right when you said it, I'd go, I've seen that online.

00:58:09.000 Street Fighter, son, right?

00:58:10.000 Yeah, Street Fighter.

00:58:11.000 I never really played that game.

00:58:13.000 I know.

00:58:14.000 I mean, I did a few times, but not enough to call Hadouken.

00:58:17.000 Damn, Fabio Maldonado is getting tagged with that elbow on the top.

00:58:21.000 Big old Dutchman.

00:58:22.000 Brazil is not happy to see Fabio Maldonado.

00:58:23.000 Big Brown, when you get in a half-car position in this spot here, do you ground and pound, or do you try to pass?

00:58:28.000 I look for submission from half guard.

00:58:31.000 Most guys like to ground and pound here, especially wrestlers.

00:58:36.000 Because you can really control a guy out of half guard.

00:58:38.000 Especially in MMA. You can bore someone to death.

00:58:41.000 True.

00:58:41.000 I agree.

00:58:42.000 You can bore someone to death.

00:58:43.000 I like to give him this underhook.

00:58:45.000 I give him the underhook.

00:58:46.000 Like I did with Mitreone.

00:58:47.000 I give him the underhook and I look for my darts.

00:58:49.000 I look for their neck while they come up.

00:58:51.000 No.

00:58:51.000 You don't want him out?

00:58:52.000 His darts is nasty.

00:58:53.000 Especially at heavyweight.

00:58:54.000 It's incredible.

00:59:11.000 Would you try to regain half guard?

00:59:17.000 Yes.

00:59:18.000 Why?

00:59:20.000 Or create a scramble.

00:59:21.000 No, but why would you try to regain half guard?

00:59:23.000 Because I can get up easier.

00:59:24.000 But if you were in half guard...

00:59:25.000 Maldonado with a deep half!

00:59:26.000 You would stay in half guard.

00:59:27.000 Stringer stays on top.

00:59:28.000 You wouldn't mount.

00:59:29.000 No, I wouldn't mount.

00:59:29.000 What I would do is I'd create a scramble.

00:59:32.000 I'd give them the underhook to create a scramble to get their neck or an arm.

00:59:34.000 You hear what I'm saying?

00:59:35.000 I see what you're saying.

00:59:36.000 If you don't want to mount because it's worse than being in someone's half guard, then if you were being mounted, why would you put them in half guard?

00:59:44.000 You should just leave them...

00:59:45.000 I think it depends on the style.

00:59:47.000 It depends who you're fighting, too.

00:59:50.000 If you're fighting for doom, you don't let that motherfucker mount you.

00:59:52.000 I don't think you let anybody fucking mount you, ever.

00:59:55.000 I think when you're in the mount, naturally, as a fighter, you want to recover half guard at least.

00:59:59.000 It depends who you're fighting.

01:00:02.000 I give guys mount to create scrambles.

01:00:04.000 How crazy is that?

01:00:05.000 How good is your mount?

01:00:07.000 Pretty good.

01:00:08.000 I've been doing jiu-jitsu for a while.

01:00:09.000 Right, so if you were mounted on a purple belt, you'd be pretty happy with it, right?

01:00:14.000 If you were mounted on a guy who just maybe was a notch below you, you would take that and you would stay there if it was an MMA fight, right?

01:00:20.000 Yes.

01:00:20.000 So the difference between that and a guy who's really good is that your mount is not good enough?

01:00:25.000 Or is it that you don't like the position?

01:00:26.000 No, I think in MMA because when they're striking the show, because you're grapevine, right, and you flatten the guy out, you're not going to get heavy strikes in.

01:00:34.000 So you're kind of just sitting there.

01:00:34.000 Right.

01:00:35.000 Or if you're a Verdum guy, you're looking for a submission, correct?

01:00:38.000 Do you ever cross your feet underneath like a guard from the top, like a mounted guard?

01:00:42.000 That's nasty.

01:00:42.000 Yes.

01:00:44.000 That's nasty.

01:00:44.000 If you're a Verdum guy, you'd go for a submission.

01:00:48.000 What's a Verdum guy?

01:00:49.000 Let's listen to Ian, because Ian just said he mounts everybody.

01:00:52.000 What's your philosophy on it?

01:00:53.000 I'm just better at punching and passing than everybody else in my division, so it's easy for me to mount.

01:01:00.000 Pass, mount, you try and recover.

01:01:03.000 Try to mount again.

01:01:04.000 Try to mount again.

01:01:04.000 Why are you trying to get to the mount?

01:01:07.000 It's a dominant position and I can punch you from there and I can get you to...

01:01:11.000 The person gets tired.

01:01:12.000 They start to panic and they start to squirm.

01:01:15.000 I take their back.

01:01:16.000 I do whatever.

01:01:17.000 But I can kind of float above somebody, knee in the belly, punch, elbow.

01:01:21.000 To get that guy to work so much when you can float over him and hit him with knees to the body or whatever it is.

01:01:27.000 You're hitting the guy.

01:01:28.000 But you can't do that from half guard?

01:01:30.000 You can.

01:01:31.000 You're saying you create scrambles out of them.

01:01:32.000 You go knee on belly, you let them turn, go and whack them out.

01:01:36.000 I'll do like the, you know, the, the, the cross my feet.

01:01:39.000 If I can lock them down, I'll lock them down and then just punch them, elbow them and look for a submission.

01:01:44.000 But I don't mind that people are, if they're starting to scramble like that and I'm on top of them, it's such a dominant position.

01:01:50.000 I can just, I just hold people down.

01:01:52.000 I agree.

01:01:52.000 I'm saying when you lace your feet like that, you're not finishing a guy with strikes.

01:01:57.000 You mean when you butterfly or when you grapevine?

01:02:00.000 You're not finishing a guy with strikes.

01:02:00.000 Yeah, when you grapevine.

01:02:02.000 And if a guy's a high-level grappler from mountain, he's going to get out.

01:02:06.000 But dude, there's some guys, when you grapevine them, there's dudes that have a crazy hyper-extension in their back.

01:02:12.000 I've seen guys who flatten guys out with grapevine.

01:02:14.000 Flatten them out for sure.

01:02:17.000 I don't see a lot.

01:02:19.000 You gotta have games when there's no great fun.

01:02:22.000 You gotta be able to sit up.

01:02:24.000 You gotta have a calculated game going on.

01:02:27.000 I agree.

01:02:27.000 Like, what are you doing when there's not punches?

01:02:31.000 Big Brown, why are you not training with Eddie Bravo?

01:02:33.000 You need to get your fucking ass over to 10th Planet and get a couple lessons in.

01:02:35.000 We've talked about this before.

01:02:36.000 Son, don't talk about it.

01:02:38.000 He lives in Venice, man.

01:02:38.000 Be about it.

01:02:39.000 He can't make it today.

01:02:40.000 That's incredible.

01:02:41.000 It's like a 10-minute drive.

01:02:42.000 I drive to Orange County.

01:02:43.000 Dude, it's a 10-minute drive.

01:02:44.000 He can't be expected.

01:02:45.000 What's in Orange County?

01:02:46.000 Wrestling.

01:02:47.000 Rain Training Center.

01:02:48.000 And me, motherfucker!

01:02:48.000 Oh, you got a rain?

01:02:51.000 Even though that was the first time we met.

01:02:52.000 We've never met before, but we still hang out all the time.

01:02:52.000 You know what?

01:02:55.000 There's a lot of 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu down there.

01:02:56.000 Tony Ferguson trains down.

01:02:57.000 We know I train with Henry and Heron, right?

01:02:59.000 Yeah.

01:02:59.000 Everyone knows this?

01:03:00.000 Yeah.

01:03:01.000 I got a question about cups.

01:03:02.000 If I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it with you.

01:03:03.000 I got a question.

01:03:04.000 I'm thinking...

01:03:04.000 I don't want to go down Orange County.

01:03:06.000 Listen, what you're saying, everything you're saying about the Verdum guy is correct.

01:03:11.000 But everyone should strive to be the Verdum guy.

01:03:14.000 Do you understand what I'm saying?

01:03:15.000 I'm striving to be the Verdum guy.

01:03:16.000 Jiu-Jitsu is my passion.

01:03:16.000 I'm with you.

01:03:18.000 But when I get out on Travis Brown, he's not a Brendan Schaub on the ground.

01:03:18.000 I'm with you.

01:03:23.000 You want to be able to do that to everybody.

01:03:25.000 I agree.

01:03:26.000 Like whoever, Brazilian, whatever.

01:03:28.000 I agree 100%.

01:03:28.000 I don't give a shit if they're Brazilian.

01:03:29.000 You know what?

01:03:30.000 If I'm going against a high-level Brazilian and I can get the mount, I'm going to get the goddamn mount and go, holy shit, I'm dominating this fucking dude.

01:03:37.000 I'm with you.

01:03:37.000 I'm with you, Eddie.

01:03:38.000 If it's there, but I'm never going to stay in half guard if I can get the mount.

01:03:42.000 I want to get to the mount because you're in some deep shit in the mount.

01:03:45.000 There's a lot of games going on.

01:03:46.000 I'm with you, brother, but what happens if they're in deep shit in half guard?

01:03:49.000 Well, you're just nasty on a half guard.

01:03:50.000 Yeah, but overall in MMA, if you look at all the fights, not that many fights.

01:03:55.000 You put all the time a fight is in half guard, top half in MMA, most of the time nothing's happening.

01:04:02.000 It's just a bunch of boring shit.

01:04:03.000 That's true, but in that respect, in that same argument, most of the time when you're in guard, it's bullshit.

01:04:08.000 Exactly.

01:04:08.000 But your guard's nasty.

01:04:09.000 I agree.

01:04:10.000 I agree with you.

01:04:10.000 His half guard, his fucking top game from half guard is very good.

01:04:13.000 He's very good at beating guys.

01:04:15.000 He's very good at beating guys.

01:04:17.000 That's a beautiful thing.

01:04:19.000 Half guard, darts, half guard, Japanese necktie, half guard, guillotine, fuck yeah.

01:04:25.000 Half guard, spin to that knee bar.

01:04:26.000 Hell yeah.

01:04:27.000 Hell yeah.

01:04:28.000 But also...

01:04:29.000 All sorts of games from side control.

01:04:31.000 There's a whole system.

01:04:33.000 And then a whole system from the mouth.

01:04:35.000 And then back and forth.

01:04:36.000 And then the back is a whole other book.

01:04:38.000 The fight's taking a place right in front of Dana, and he's not watching.

01:04:42.000 He's watching the monitor.

01:04:43.000 It's a weird thing, man.

01:04:44.000 He's watching the monitor.

01:04:47.000 How dare you, Eddie Bravo?

01:04:48.000 But it's a weird thing you do sometimes.

01:04:50.000 The fight is on in front of you, but you're watching a monitor.

01:04:53.000 The fight's on in front of us in three screens, and we're talking about bookers in Argentina.

01:04:57.000 But we're still watching it.

01:04:58.000 Still watching it.

01:04:59.000 Any chance given to punch people, Maldonado just fucking excels.

01:04:59.000 Still awesome.

01:05:02.000 Yeah.

01:05:03.000 But Brandon, I understand what you're saying.

01:05:04.000 Smooth technique, man.

01:05:05.000 Looks like he's got a little extra sting in those punches.

01:05:07.000 And so why take the risk and move and miss?

01:05:10.000 Especially at heavyweight.

01:05:11.000 Guys are so explosive.

01:05:12.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:05:13.000 They're so explosive at heavyweight.

01:05:15.000 I would say they're less explosive at heavyweight.

01:05:18.000 I think the explosive guys are guys like him.

01:05:18.000 Ooh, I disagree, Eddie.

01:05:20.000 Ooh, I completely disagree.

01:05:21.000 Who are just like, really?

01:05:22.000 No.

01:05:23.000 Because guys his size, how many are playing football?

01:05:25.000 I'll do a solid zero.

01:05:28.000 Peewee football?

01:05:28.000 He was like the star of Peewee football.

01:05:29.000 I'm sure.

01:05:30.000 He still plays Peewee football.

01:05:32.000 Destroying guys.

01:05:33.000 Destroying it.

01:05:34.000 Just fucking all-world Peewee football.

01:05:37.000 I'm little.

01:05:37.000 I'm short, too.

01:05:38.000 I'm with you.

01:05:38.000 I'm little.

01:05:39.000 I feel like running the shop when I'm with you.

01:05:41.000 Back to the Mount talk.

01:05:42.000 I got a question about cups, man.

01:05:44.000 Eddie, they outlawed those Thai steel cups in a lot of grappling competitions, right?

01:05:49.000 We're good to knock a dude up with a cup.

01:05:49.000 Yeah, because you can fight.

01:05:50.000 Right, so why can't you do the same thing in MMA? In MMA, like when, you know, I remember one time I was rolling.

01:05:57.000 What the hell happened here?

01:05:58.000 Maldonado got on top.

01:05:58.000 Hold on, pause that.

01:05:59.000 I was wearing him out.

01:06:00.000 What the fuck?

01:06:01.000 Maldonado's giving some beatings.

01:06:02.000 Look at his shoot and pull.

01:06:04.000 He's about to finish him from half guard, son.

01:06:06.000 Look how calm he is.

01:06:08.000 Nice.

01:06:09.000 He's about to finish him from half guard.

01:06:09.000 Maldonado.

01:06:12.000 Right there, you gotta shoot.

01:06:14.000 You gotta shoot the perfect double under.

01:06:16.000 Pull him on top of you.

01:06:17.000 And then when they come back with that wizard, you come up with him right to top.

01:06:20.000 He's not looking to do that, son.

01:06:21.000 He doesn't have that skill set.

01:06:24.000 Maldonado's looking to just fucking fire up some punches.

01:06:27.000 That is Anderson.

01:06:27.000 That dude looks like Anderson.

01:06:28.000 It's Anderson up there with him.

01:06:29.000 Anderson's in his corner.

01:06:30.000 Come on.

01:06:31.000 Come on, son.

01:06:32.000 Dude.

01:06:33.000 I don't know, but you know, you could learn something watching him punch.

01:06:36.000 Like, everything was very precise and at like 70% power.

01:06:39.000 And Anderson can do whatever the fuck he wants.

01:06:41.000 He can do whatever he wants.

01:06:42.000 He's in Rio.

01:06:42.000 They can suck each other's dicks right now.

01:06:44.000 The whole crowd will go, voop, Mario A's!

01:06:46.000 But like you were saying, his striking from any position is so fucking pinpoint, it looks like it hurts.

01:06:53.000 He had extra snap on it, like the timing was right.

01:06:56.000 I think it's the man boobs.

01:06:57.000 He's just smooth.

01:06:58.000 So here's the question.

01:06:59.000 If you could fuck a guy up with a Thai steel cup in a grappling competition, it's an extra lever.

01:07:04.000 Like if you catch a guy on a knee bar or anything.

01:07:06.000 It's like two inches of metal.

01:07:07.000 It's metal.

01:07:08.000 And it hurts.

01:07:09.000 I was rolling with Amir Renovardi.

01:07:11.000 He's the only guy I've ever rolled with that rolls with a Thai cup on it.

01:07:14.000 He would mount you and stick that fucking Thai cup right in your solar plexus and grapevine you.

01:07:19.000 It was...

01:07:20.000 Death!

01:07:20.000 It's terrible!

01:07:21.000 I never thought about it.

01:07:22.000 I've always worn one.

01:07:23.000 You're gonna kick me in the nuts, you're gonna fucking kick steel.

01:07:23.000 Yeah, but that's what I'm thinking.

01:07:25.000 But, Mike, have you ever fucked with those, my question was, have you ever fucked with those, like, diamond cups?

01:07:31.000 Yeah.

01:07:31.000 What do you think about it?

01:07:32.000 What's better, diamond or, like, a steel cup?

01:07:34.000 I wore it once, and I liked it.

01:07:36.000 I just, I think it broke, and I never wore another one.

01:07:39.000 Which model was it?

01:07:40.000 How long ago was it?

01:07:43.000 A while ago.

01:07:44.000 They're better at it now.

01:07:45.000 They've done a bunch of changes to them.

01:07:47.000 They're pretty dope.

01:07:47.000 They were awesome, but I actually put a steel cup inside of mine.

01:07:51.000 Ooh, that's very smart.

01:07:52.000 Because I like the way it's set up, but I don't trust plastic.

01:07:55.000 Right, right, right.

01:07:56.000 It kicks in plastic and you go, wow, it's shaped.

01:07:57.000 Yeah.

01:07:58.000 And steel is a little bit different.

01:07:59.000 And especially, they'll say, oh, look, there's a video of someone kicking you.

01:08:02.000 Okay, well, let Melvin Manhoof kick you in the nuts.

01:08:05.000 Let's let someone who knows how to kick, because I'm watching this kick and I'm like, I'm not that impressed.

01:08:08.000 Yeah.

01:08:09.000 Fuck, let me kick you.

01:08:11.000 If you want to prove something, let me kick you.

01:08:14.000 Exactly.

01:08:15.000 I'm only 125 pounds.

01:08:19.000 Yeah, there's a lot of people that say like, hey man, I eat leg kicks or I eat kicks.

01:08:23.000 You'll eat some kicks.

01:08:25.000 Some kicks you can eat.

01:08:27.000 Pedro Izzo.

01:08:28.000 That's the perfect guy to bring up.

01:08:28.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:08:31.000 My coach I'm working with, he was Pedro Izzo's striking coach.

01:08:35.000 He said he couldn't hold mitts for him.

01:08:36.000 Couldn't hold pads for him.

01:08:37.000 He said you'd have to put him on a bag.

01:08:40.000 I've seen him kick a bag at Beverly Hills Jiu-Jitsu.

01:08:43.000 He would just fold those motherfuckers.

01:08:45.000 Dude, him, Peter Ayurts, at Marco's studio on Aliso, just...

01:08:49.000 Says the guy who folds fucking bags.

01:08:51.000 This is true.

01:08:52.000 Yeah, I could do that shit too.

01:08:53.000 That's why I'm telling you.

01:08:54.000 It's shit not normal.

01:08:54.000 What a hypocrite.

01:08:55.000 There's certain dudes that just have a weird power.

01:08:58.000 Flexibility?

01:08:59.000 No.

01:09:00.000 In your hips?

01:09:01.000 It's a little bit of that.

01:09:02.000 Your hips are super flexible.

01:09:04.000 It's bone size too, dude.

01:09:05.000 It's a weird...

01:09:06.000 It's shape.

01:09:07.000 And that's one of the main problems that I have with transgender fighters that fight over in women's MMA. Oh.

01:09:11.000 I should say only if they don't let them know.

01:09:14.000 Like, that was the issue that I had with Final Fox.

01:09:16.000 She didn't divulge because she didn't think she had to because it was a medical issue.

01:09:19.000 If you know that a chick used to be a dude but is now a chick and you fight her, it's on board.

01:09:24.000 I think it should be legal to ride bulls.

01:09:26.000 I think it should be legal to jump BMX. She should be able to do whatever the fuck you want to do.

01:09:29.000 I think a 135-pound chick should be able to fight a 135-pound dude.

01:09:33.000 I think if Ronda Rousey and Brian Carraway talked enough shit and they decided to go at it, I don't have any problem with that.

01:09:38.000 If they both agree to it...

01:09:40.000 I'll go up and wait and fight Ronda, but...

01:09:42.000 There's the size of the body.

01:09:45.000 It's the shape of the body that's different.

01:09:49.000 It's not just the density of the bone, because black women have the same density of bone as white men.

01:09:54.000 It's very similar.

01:09:55.000 Almost the same.

01:09:56.000 Very similar.

01:09:57.000 But, you know, obviously, pro athletes and guys who strength train are going to have more density in their bones than the average person that they're measuring.

01:10:04.000 It's a significant difference.

01:10:06.000 But the big difference is the mechanical advantage of the male frame.

01:10:09.000 You don't find a female with super wide shoulders, narrow waist, and the same size hips and the same shape hips as a man.

01:10:15.000 And when you have that kind of body, you can just generate more force.

01:10:18.000 Trouble.

01:10:18.000 I can look at a dude and tell you whether or not he could be like a man-hoof.

01:10:23.000 There's some dudes that just have that stupid fucking power, and you could look at him and go, well, he might.

01:10:28.000 He might be like a Bobby Lashley.

01:10:28.000 He might not.

01:10:30.000 He looks like a fucking brick shithouse, but he's not like a Shane Carwin.

01:10:35.000 True.

01:10:36.000 But a Shane Carwin's a Shane Carwin.

01:10:37.000 Shane Carwin had that stupid fucking power that you can't teach.

01:10:41.000 Of course he did.

01:10:42.000 What if he became a transvestite and wanted Jesus Christ!

01:10:45.000 Could you imagine Jen Carlin out of his ass?

01:10:47.000 With a wig on?

01:10:47.000 With a wig?

01:10:48.000 Just clipping bitches!

01:10:50.000 It became legal!

01:10:51.000 As soon as he started using three, four fights in a row in regular MMA, like, dude, I'm going to lose weight and fucking chop my balls off.

01:10:58.000 Can you imagine him collar-tie a chick?

01:11:01.000 All he would have to do is collar-tie a chick and punch her in the back of the ear, and it's over.

01:11:07.000 His hands are not going to shrink.

01:11:08.000 And if they do shrink, what are they going to shrink?

01:11:10.000 A little?

01:11:10.000 Within ten years, All the champions in women's MMA will be former dudes.

01:11:15.000 All of them.

01:11:19.000 That's so true.

01:11:21.000 This is a stoner question.

01:11:23.000 What do you think aliens eat strictly GMOs or are they vegan?

01:11:32.000 Good question.

01:11:33.000 What would you think?

01:11:34.000 They come down and we find out aliens are real.

01:11:36.000 They came down.

01:11:37.000 They're flying through space.

01:11:38.000 Would they laugh at vegans?

01:11:40.000 Do they have planets that are designated for organic farming?

01:11:45.000 Do they have planets?

01:11:46.000 Do you think they bring farms in their ships?

01:11:50.000 They're eating air, dude.

01:11:52.000 They just absorb energy.

01:11:53.000 You know what I mean?

01:11:54.000 What would they say was wrong with the vegan thing?

01:11:56.000 They go, listen, this is the truth.

01:11:58.000 As long as you're getting all the vitamins and minerals and essential fatty acids and amino acids in a pill form, whatever you eat, your body's going to adjust.

01:12:06.000 These bodies, we can digest anything.

01:12:08.000 It's all about the vitamins, minerals, amino acids, and essential fatty acids.

01:12:12.000 That's it.

01:12:13.000 You're discounting the possibility that they might not even be biological.

01:12:16.000 We're getting so close to coming up with artificial skin.

01:12:20.000 They're talking about artificial intelligence, the ability to download someone's consciousness.

01:12:24.000 Who knows when?

01:12:25.000 I mean, a hundred years from now, a thousand years from now, whatever the fuck it is.

01:12:28.000 But downloading your mind into some sort of a computer.

01:12:32.000 You're looking at these aliens, we're assuming they're biological.

01:12:35.000 But they can easily transcend biology.

01:12:38.000 If you talk about people that lived a million years ago, like was Australopithecus, right?

01:12:44.000 The oldest version of human.

01:12:45.000 If you took one of them and showed them an iPhone, they wouldn't know what the fuck to do with it.

01:12:49.000 It would basically be as ridiculous...

01:12:53.000 A comparison, the way they live, to an alien being some sort of a biological creation or an artificial creation.

01:13:00.000 If they come up with fake cells, and then they come up with fake body parts, and eventually maybe won't enact the same biological processes as a brain or as a human body.

01:13:13.000 But it might be something that replicates it in a way where it could be just as conscious and just as productive.

01:13:19.000 So the consciousness would have to be something that could be downloaded, in a sense.

01:13:24.000 Or replicated.

01:13:25.000 Yeah, replicated.

01:13:26.000 So once you figure that out, you'd make fucking copies of yourself.

01:13:30.000 You'd make at least 20 copies, mail them to all your fucking relatives.

01:13:34.000 How about this?

01:13:34.000 Look at the aliens.

01:13:35.000 They all look the same.

01:13:36.000 Because what if you lose the hard drive?

01:13:38.000 What if the files get corrupted?

01:13:40.000 Then that's how you die.

01:13:41.000 That's how you kill someone.

01:13:42.000 No one's ever seen aliens with balls.

01:13:43.000 To kill someone, you gotta get their fucking master file.

01:13:45.000 Well, the thing about the alien.

01:13:46.000 That's how you kill them.

01:13:47.000 When everybody's version of the alien is essentially the same.

01:13:51.000 It's always a big gray thing with black eyes.

01:13:53.000 Like, what if they just all agree?

01:13:55.000 Like, look, let's just all look ugly.

01:13:57.000 No one's allowed to be hot.

01:13:58.000 We don't have dicks anymore, so who gives a shit?

01:14:00.000 And then when you adjust the horn, you won't even want pussy.

01:14:03.000 You're like, I don't want pussy.

01:14:04.000 You're like, you don't even want it.

01:14:05.000 Do you want it?

01:14:06.000 Because after a while, people hold on to it.

01:14:08.000 You can hold on to the hunger if you want it, but then you hold on to it.

01:14:11.000 Hey, this is a real fight that we should probably solve.

01:14:14.000 This is a real fight.

01:14:15.000 It's not happening yet, so we can still touch shit.

01:14:16.000 Yeah, Phil Davis is fighting glory.

01:14:18.000 Slowly, you end up learning that you want to shut that hormone off.

01:14:23.000 If you don't, that's the thing that kills everybody.

01:14:25.000 That's the downfall to everybody.

01:14:27.000 I'll take this life.

01:14:28.000 I'll take this life with the food and the fucking steaks.

01:14:30.000 But you know what?

01:14:31.000 You can turn it on.

01:14:31.000 You can turn it on every now and then.

01:14:33.000 Every now and then you can go in there, turn on the sex drive.

01:14:35.000 Boom!

01:14:36.000 And they're like, damn, I want something.

01:14:37.000 Boom!

01:14:38.000 And then you can turn it off.

01:14:39.000 You turn it off and you're good.

01:14:40.000 If they can figure out a way to transcend sex, I mean, we say if they don't have sex, fuck them, but what if they come up with some shit that's way better than sex?

01:14:47.000 Transcend sex and a loud spaceship that sounds like a fucking muscle car.

01:14:50.000 Just think about what Fabio Maldonado's doing tonight.

01:14:53.000 There's no way you want to transcend that.

01:14:54.000 That's going to be beautiful.

01:14:55.000 What he's doing, he's going to do a hundred times and keep forgetting he did it.

01:14:59.000 Did I do that?

01:15:00.000 Yeah, I did that.

01:15:01.000 The over-under on sexual partners for Fabio Maldonado's night is infinity.

01:15:05.000 It's infinity.

01:15:06.000 I'm not going to name names, but very famous.

01:15:08.000 I know a famous Brazilian is very famous.

01:15:11.000 I'm not going to name any names, but they're crazy buck wild.

01:15:15.000 They'll just disappear.

01:15:18.000 They'll be with you in an airport.

01:15:19.000 They'll meet a chick at an airport and just get another flight, take off with this chick, and be gone for a week.

01:15:26.000 This guy is super hardcore.

01:15:28.000 Also, you've got to think, MMA fighters, for the most part, you guys could testify to that.

01:15:34.000 Very impulsive.

01:15:35.000 Wild fucking people.

01:15:36.000 I mean, they're not entering into the cage because the fucking accounting gig didn't work out.

01:15:40.000 I get time off, I get tattoos, I do weird shit, I buy cars and shit.

01:15:45.000 You need a muscle car, Big Brown.

01:15:45.000 I do weird stuff, man.

01:15:47.000 You have an American muscle car.

01:15:49.000 We drive Priuses.

01:15:50.000 Bro, you have a Porsche in a BMW. What are you talking about?

01:15:52.000 I'm getting an American muscle car, son.

01:15:54.000 I don't know.

01:15:55.000 I've been thinking a lot lately.

01:15:56.000 I'm thinking I'm missing that in my life.

01:15:57.000 Get a Cobra.

01:15:58.000 I used to have a Shelby.

01:16:00.000 Shelby GT500. Get a fucking real Cobra.

01:16:03.000 I'm just trying to figure out if I should get a new one or an old one.

01:16:05.000 Will real dolls or fuck robots ever get so good?

01:16:09.000 Better than hookers.

01:16:10.000 Then it's actually pimp to have one and not have chicks?

01:16:12.000 Never.

01:16:13.000 You know what I mean?

01:16:14.000 It's going to be so good, it's not going to be...

01:16:14.000 Never.

01:16:16.000 You know what it's going to be?

01:16:17.000 This is what it'll be.

01:16:18.000 You go over to a dude's house, and his girlfriend is in lingerie, and she's cleaning up.

01:16:23.000 And you go, is that she real?

01:16:28.000 That's what's going to happen.

01:16:29.000 When it gets that good!

01:16:30.000 When it gets that good!

01:16:31.000 Tell you outside.

01:16:32.000 She doesn't know she's not real.

01:16:34.000 Dude, if it costs two million dollars, you get the ultimate one where you can't tell it's not human.

01:16:38.000 I've got to write that down.

01:16:39.000 Have you ever seen Stepford Wives?

01:16:41.000 Nicole Kidman?

01:16:42.000 The robot wives?

01:16:44.000 They clean and do everything they want them to do?

01:16:47.000 Look it up.

01:16:48.000 Read a book.

01:16:48.000 Look it up.

01:16:50.000 It's going to get there.

01:16:51.000 What's going to happen?

01:16:52.000 I don't think so, man.

01:16:53.000 Why do you watch those fucking women's shows?

01:16:54.000 Oh, I watch all that bullshit, my man.

01:16:54.000 I love it.

01:16:56.000 What about the Oculus Rift?

01:16:58.000 That, like, 3D simulation thing?

01:16:58.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:01.000 Don't you think that could, like, eventually change the porn industry?

01:17:04.000 They're already starting to do them.

01:17:04.000 It already is.

01:17:05.000 Are they?

01:17:06.000 They're doing first-person porns with those things on.

01:17:07.000 It's supposed to be insane.

01:17:08.000 God.

01:17:09.000 Yeah.

01:17:09.000 Wait, what?

01:17:09.000 Are they ready?

01:17:10.000 Watch it after the show.

01:17:10.000 Yeah, they're starting to do it.

01:17:12.000 Eddie's like, I'm in.

01:17:13.000 What is this happening?

01:17:14.000 I just want it for research purposes.

01:17:16.000 Yeah.

01:17:17.000 For knowledge.

01:17:19.000 Eddie, you could do jiu-jitsu with that.

01:17:21.000 You could put on an Oculus Rift suit and go through positions.

01:17:25.000 You could go through positions.

01:17:26.000 She looks like this for jiu-jitsu.

01:17:28.000 Why does the doll have huge titties?

01:17:30.000 Well, I'm teaching girls jiu-jitsu.

01:17:33.000 I gotta do this with a girl.

01:17:34.000 And the only way the cameras pick it up is everyone's naked.

01:17:36.000 Cameras get confused by clothes.

01:17:38.000 And this is a triangle series.

01:17:41.000 The lighting has to be good for...

01:17:42.000 Yeah.

01:17:43.000 We're working on the north-south position right now.

01:17:46.000 Big fight, son.

01:17:47.000 I'm like in a green suit with all these electro balls and shit.

01:17:50.000 I'm just like...

01:17:51.000 I'm like...

01:17:53.000 There's no one there.

01:17:54.000 Do you see anybody there?

01:17:55.000 There's nobody there.

01:17:56.000 Look!

01:17:57.000 There's nobody there.

01:17:58.000 I'm taking pictures.

01:17:58.000 I look.

01:17:59.000 There's nobody there.

01:18:00.000 I hopped on Duncan Trussell's Oculus Rift.

01:18:04.000 What?

01:18:05.000 There's nobody there!

01:18:07.000 Have you been on that, Joe?

01:18:08.000 Yeah.

01:18:09.000 You played the Alien game on that thing?

01:18:12.000 I haven't been to the new one.

01:18:13.000 Holy shit, that was terrifying.

01:18:14.000 I heard the Alien game is so scary that people are thinking it should be illegal.

01:18:17.000 It's terrifying.

01:18:18.000 Come on, do it.

01:18:19.000 It's virtual reality, and you're in the world, and apparently the worried, legit concern, people are going to have heart attacks.

01:18:26.000 Like, if you're an old man, okay, if you're in your fuckin' 70s...

01:18:26.000 No.

01:18:29.000 Playing video games?

01:18:30.000 You deserve to die.

01:18:34.000 Big Brown again!

01:18:37.000 Big Brown again.

01:18:38.000 But they're fun, man.

01:18:39.000 If your fuckin' wife, you know, doesn't want to have sex anymore...

01:18:42.000 If I'm 70, eating a bag of Cheetos, playing video games, put me down.

01:18:46.000 Just shoot me, man.

01:18:48.000 What's wrong with me as a fucking retired?

01:18:50.000 I get video games now.

01:18:51.000 I get it.

01:18:51.000 It's weird, man.

01:18:52.000 You ain't can't leave.

01:18:53.000 You gotta go over to Duncan Trussell's house, Big Brown.

01:18:55.000 Check that shit out.

01:18:56.000 If you don't, if you don't budge, I'll give you $500.

01:18:59.000 Is that scary?

01:19:00.000 If the alien comes at you and you just fucking, just mean mug it, I'll fucking give you $500.

01:19:05.000 Where do you do this at?

01:19:05.000 I guarantee you.

01:19:06.000 I want to do it.

01:19:07.000 At Duncan Trussell's house.

01:19:08.000 He's got like this kid, this alien game.

01:19:10.000 And when the alien, when your gun fucking jams like mine did and the alien comes and eats your fucking throat, like your body just reacts.

01:19:16.000 It's like, ah!

01:19:17.000 You move back.

01:19:18.000 It's crazy.

01:19:19.000 No, you're full in, full on virtual reality.

01:19:22.000 Does the whole system come with the game?

01:19:23.000 How does it work?

01:19:24.000 Yeah, but you get nauseous as fuck because there's some kind of delay, so you get bad motion sickness so you can't play long.

01:19:29.000 But that shit's scary.

01:19:30.000 Too intense for me, man.

01:19:31.000 It's serious.

01:19:32.000 Too much.

01:19:33.000 Come on.

01:19:34.000 It's too much.

01:19:34.000 500 bucks.

01:19:35.000 He teased it.

01:19:35.000 Oh, damn.

01:19:36.000 He teased it.

01:19:36.000 I'll take the challenge.

01:19:37.000 He did the X now.

01:19:38.000 No more heart.

01:19:39.000 He used to do the heart.

01:19:39.000 No more heart.

01:19:40.000 He gave him the X now.

01:19:42.000 Shit.

01:19:44.000 Here we go.

01:19:45.000 First round.

01:19:46.000 Whoever makes this...

01:19:48.000 Yeah, those are dope, right?

01:19:51.000 Pro bars.

01:19:52.000 I found out about those a couple weeks ago.

01:19:53.000 Jesus Christ.

01:19:54.000 They're awesome.

01:19:55.000 You should try the...

01:19:55.000 There's a superfood one with, like, greens and shit.

01:19:58.000 Grover can wrestle them.

01:20:00.000 Yeah, he can, dude.

01:20:01.000 It's a rough matchup for Phil.

01:20:02.000 Phil's my boy, too.

01:20:04.000 And Grover has some really good fucking hands, man.

01:20:06.000 Really good hands.

01:20:07.000 Fuck yeah.

01:20:09.000 Wow, Glover looks good, man.

01:20:11.000 He competed in Abu Dhabi.

01:20:12.000 Glover looks good.

01:20:13.000 Scary guy.

01:20:14.000 Phil had a real problem with Rumble, man.

01:20:16.000 Rumble Johnson matches up poorly with a lot of people.

01:20:19.000 I agree, but it's going to be the worst matchup for Phil.

01:20:22.000 Yeah, tough to take down and fucking throws bombs.

01:20:26.000 Eventually, Phil Davis will have sick striking.

01:20:28.000 It's getting there.

01:20:29.000 He's just gotta keep going.

01:20:30.000 Eventually he's gonna figure it all out.

01:20:32.000 It just takes years.

01:20:35.000 And he's got someone who's fucking scary in front of him, so he's hesitating a bit.

01:20:40.000 It's a tough matchup for Phil, man.

01:20:42.000 Trains with Gustafson, though.

01:20:44.000 Well, you know, that whole camp, man.

01:20:46.000 Alliance is a great fucking camp.

01:20:48.000 There's so much talent down there.

01:20:49.000 Great coaches, too.

01:20:50.000 Fuck yeah, dude.

01:20:51.000 And good dudes, too.

01:20:53.000 A lot of good dudes down there.

01:20:57.000 Yeah, I need to go down there more.

01:20:58.000 They're like friends of mine, so I need to go hang out.

01:21:02.000 Train.

01:21:04.000 Keep moving, Phil.

01:21:06.000 Dude, Glover looks really good.

01:21:07.000 Glover's one of the guys that just keeps coming forward, man.

01:21:09.000 He'll eat two of yours, just land one of his.

01:21:11.000 It's weird.

01:21:12.000 He looks really good, too.

01:21:13.000 The way he's seeing everything, just sliding right out of it.

01:21:16.000 It's like Phil's throwing these shots and he's getting just offline.

01:21:19.000 Just offline.

01:21:20.000 But looking for his openings.

01:21:23.000 Super patient, right?

01:21:24.000 Just trying to get him against the cage.

01:21:26.000 Keep moving, Phil.

01:21:27.000 God, he's going to be tough to take down, man.

01:21:30.000 Look at this, man.

01:21:32.000 Phil Davis might have to pull guard.

01:21:47.000 The distance is different.

01:21:56.000 The distance is different.

01:21:57.000 Is that what the big thing is?

01:21:58.000 Yeah, son!

01:21:58.000 Yes.

01:21:59.000 Damn, front kick and a punch behind it.

01:22:01.000 See, slowly he's going to be an amazing striker.

01:22:04.000 Nice fucking sprawl.

01:22:05.000 He has a really good guillotine, man.

01:22:08.000 That's not his hurt shoulder either.

01:22:11.000 Look at this.

01:22:12.000 Phil might have it.

01:22:13.000 Ooh, defense.

01:22:14.000 Holy shit.

01:22:16.000 Glover's got some dope defense.

01:22:18.000 Look at that!

01:22:18.000 Oh, shit.

01:22:19.000 You know he walks around at 240. That Chuck used to bring into the camp.

01:22:24.000 I mean, Chuck used to bring in so many fucking badass dudes, so Glover got so good.

01:22:27.000 Yeah.

01:22:29.000 Well, he was the guy, like, for six years.

01:22:31.000 Everybody wanted to get in the UFC. Put his visa problems.

01:22:33.000 Well, my rounds when I was getting ready for Mitrione were Lyoto Machida and Glover Teixeira.

01:22:38.000 Glover would come in and he was 240 pounds.

01:22:40.000 I was like, what are we doing?

01:22:41.000 Holy shit.

01:22:42.000 For sure.

01:22:43.000 Look at this.

01:22:44.000 Look at this.

01:22:45.000 Look at this.

01:22:46.000 He's dropping out.

01:22:46.000 He let it go.

01:22:47.000 He let it go on the way down.

01:22:49.000 But look at this.

01:22:50.000 I think it slipped.

01:22:50.000 This is how Phil's going to win.

01:22:51.000 He's going to wear him out and win by decision.

01:22:53.000 Do you think so?

01:22:54.000 Yep.

01:22:55.000 Well, you know...

01:22:56.000 I know, though.

01:22:56.000 I've just been fighting you.

01:22:57.000 It's also...

01:22:59.000 A lot of people were wondering who Glover was training with.

01:23:02.000 Oh, he's getting hit hard right there.

01:23:03.000 Oh, good hard shots by Davis.

01:23:04.000 Hard shots.

01:23:05.000 Oh, he's eating these trying to get up.

01:23:06.000 He could be over right here.

01:23:07.000 Dude, he's getting tagged.

01:23:08.000 He's hurt, man.

01:23:09.000 He's hurt.

01:23:10.000 Dude, Phil Davis threw some bombs right there.

01:23:14.000 He's a badass.

01:23:15.000 And he's not afraid to put the hooks in and go for a choke.

01:23:18.000 Yeah, it seems like he likes his position to strike from.

01:23:20.000 You can't eat those shots, man.

01:23:22.000 Yeah, he's going to get...

01:23:23.000 Oh, that uppercut.

01:23:25.000 Into the arm uppercut.

01:23:26.000 Get the fuck up.

01:23:27.000 He's getting wobbly.

01:23:28.000 Look, I know who Ian McCall is rooting for.

01:23:30.000 That's my friend.

01:23:31.000 I like Phil, too.

01:23:32.000 I'm just better friends with Glover.

01:23:33.000 Whatever, bro.

01:23:34.000 I called you out.

01:23:35.000 Yeah, you did.

01:23:36.000 Get up, bro!

01:23:38.000 Yeah, for sure, going for Glover.

01:23:43.000 How many times have you heard about someone that you thought was your friend and they were rooting against you because...

01:23:50.000 Oh, it hurts my feelings.

01:23:52.000 Because one of their buddies is fighting you.

01:23:54.000 I take it personal, man.

01:23:55.000 Super personal.

01:23:56.000 Has it happened a few times?

01:23:57.000 Oh, yeah.

01:23:58.000 It's business, right?

01:23:58.000 Because it happens.

01:23:59.000 I'll find out certain media guys who you think are your friends, and then for a reason after the fight, they're like, yeah, watch him call it, picked Mitrione to win or Travis Brown to win.

01:24:07.000 I'm like, cool, I won't do interviews with him anyway.

01:24:09.000 Have either one of you guys trained with Eric Del Fiero?

01:24:12.000 Yeah.

01:24:13.000 What do you think about him?

01:24:14.000 I've fought for Total Combat.

01:24:16.000 He's a great coach, huh?

01:24:17.000 Great coach, smart.

01:24:18.000 The whole group is a group of really smart guys.

01:24:20.000 He's a good dude, too.

01:24:21.000 Dude, Phil is tagging him.

01:24:23.000 He keeps tagging him.

01:24:25.000 Look at this.

01:24:26.000 Phil's got his back.

01:24:26.000 Oh, shit.

01:24:27.000 Dude, Phil is fucking him up.

01:24:28.000 This is how you win, Phil.

01:24:29.000 You wear him out, son.

01:24:30.000 Dude, his head is getting rocked back on these shots.

01:24:33.000 These are serious shots.

01:24:34.000 Yeah, Phil's hitting him hard.

01:24:36.000 He's going for it.

01:24:37.000 Even if Glover gets through this round, he's taking a lot of punishment, man.

01:24:40.000 Some really hard shots to the head.

01:24:42.000 Wearing him out.

01:24:43.000 I mean, he's blocking these.

01:24:46.000 Oh shit.

01:24:48.000 Big round for Phil Davis.

01:24:50.000 Oh shit.

01:24:50.000 Huge round.

01:24:53.000 How's Phil's gas tank?

01:24:54.000 Pretty fucking good, man.

01:24:56.000 Well, he's totally exhausted right there.

01:24:58.000 If he comes out strong, then, you know, he's done his cardio, right?

01:25:01.000 Because he looks totally exhausted.

01:25:03.000 Even if he is in phenomenal shape, you're going to be tired that first round.

01:25:06.000 Yeah, you're supposed to be tired.

01:25:08.000 He's trying to fuck him up.

01:25:09.000 He's supposed to be tired.

01:25:10.000 It's all about recovering at this point.

01:25:11.000 This would be a big victory for Davis, man.

01:25:15.000 Dude, if he beat Leona Machina in Brazil, let's say he wins this fight, Glover takes care in Brazil?

01:25:19.000 What the hell?

01:25:20.000 He also beat Fabio in Brazil.

01:25:21.000 I think we were at that fight for the Stefan Bonner.

01:25:23.000 Oh, front kick up the face.

01:25:24.000 Ooh, the right hand behind it.

01:25:26.000 That was clean, man.

01:25:27.000 These are bad, though.

01:25:28.000 Those are heavy.

01:25:28.000 There was a few of them that really snapped his head back.

01:25:31.000 That one?

01:25:32.000 One of them where he really got wobbled in the second exchange.

01:25:35.000 Look at the powerful Vitor Belfort.

01:25:37.000 I'm not mad at his wife.

01:25:39.000 Never have been.

01:25:40.000 Never have been.

01:25:42.000 You don't think he's gonna get the strap?

01:25:45.000 She's like the Brazilian Pam Anderson or something?

01:25:48.000 Something along those lines.

01:25:53.000 Pam Anderson did a fuckload of squats on a staircase.

01:25:57.000 Just a blowout ass.

01:25:59.000 Off the charts bootie.

01:26:01.000 Those chicks have big asses down there and they're getting fake asses.

01:26:05.000 It looks just not necessary.

01:26:07.000 Fake asses will never be...

01:26:09.000 Eventually they will be...

01:26:11.000 I don't like them.

01:26:12.000 Eventually they will be, but right now, no guy is accepting fake asses.

01:26:16.000 No.

01:26:17.000 Hell no.

01:26:18.000 In 10 years we will accept it, but not right now.

01:26:21.000 It's too early.

01:26:22.000 I would rather have a flat, no-ass-having little...

01:26:27.000 No crossover conversations, folks.

01:26:29.000 Big fucking fight going on here.

01:26:31.000 We're talking about asses, sorry.

01:26:33.000 Fake asses.

01:26:34.000 He comes up that front kick to the face.

01:26:38.000 Good.

01:26:39.000 Keep moving, Phil.

01:26:40.000 You gotta keep moving, man.

01:26:41.000 I don't think women are aware of that.

01:26:43.000 That we will not accept that.

01:26:44.000 You better hide that shit.

01:26:45.000 You can't tell nobody.

01:26:46.000 It ain't like titties.

01:26:47.000 You can tell your whole family about your titties.

01:26:50.000 Your dad will help you with the down payment and all that shit.

01:26:52.000 Ooh, good shot.

01:26:53.000 You better keep that a secret.

01:26:53.000 It's a great shot.

01:26:54.000 Wait a minute.

01:26:55.000 Whose dad's going to help their chick with a down payment?

01:26:58.000 What are you talking about?

01:26:59.000 You not been to Texas, though?

01:27:00.000 You not been to Texas?

01:27:02.000 No, I don't really.

01:27:02.000 Is that super common?

01:27:04.000 That happens a lot, dude.

01:27:05.000 I don't know how many times I've heard that at the strip club.

01:27:07.000 At the strip club?

01:27:08.000 Wow.

01:27:09.000 Dude, a lot of...

01:27:09.000 I'm from Orange County.

01:27:10.000 It's everywhere.

01:27:11.000 I hear it all the time.

01:27:11.000 It's Newport Beach.

01:27:12.000 But graduation just now.

01:27:14.000 Uh-uh, not right now.

01:27:15.000 Oh, look at this.

01:27:16.000 Big switch.

01:27:17.000 Glover's on top.

01:27:18.000 There we go.

01:27:19.000 You gotta respect that game.

01:27:20.000 Damn.

01:27:21.000 I know, it doesn't look like he has it.

01:27:22.000 No, it's not.

01:27:24.000 It's gotta adjust his grip, right?

01:27:26.000 What kind of grip does he have here?

01:27:27.000 Nothing.

01:27:28.000 Kung Fu grip.

01:27:29.000 Oh!

01:27:30.000 Nice.

01:27:31.000 It didn't look like he totally had it gripped up, right?

01:27:34.000 Weird.

01:27:45.000 Bad shot.

01:27:49.000 You think about what you can do with your elbow...

01:27:52.000 They should fight with those rubber gloves that the doctors wear?

01:27:54.000 Why have anything?

01:27:55.000 How about dish gloves?

01:27:55.000 If you think...

01:28:00.000 Dishwashing gloves.

01:28:03.000 I really think you should have no ankle support, no wrist support, no gloves, no nothing.

01:28:11.000 I think if you fought with no gloves, we would realistically know what punches do in a fight.

01:28:16.000 Right now we don't.

01:28:17.000 Because right now we have padded up gloves of hands that are wrapped up together.

01:28:21.000 They don't do much.

01:28:22.000 They do enough that it changes.

01:28:23.000 Not much though.

01:28:24.000 It's enough that most people would wear them if they had the option.

01:28:28.000 It helped out brains.

01:28:29.000 You break your hands.

01:28:30.000 You break your hands way easier without gloves.

01:28:32.000 Oh, way easier.

01:28:33.000 I think it makes a big difference, too, in what's effective striking because your knuckles, like, they don't dig it as much.

01:28:40.000 Your wrists buckle a little bit on shots.

01:28:42.000 Whereas if you're wrapping your wrists up and taping it down, you're making it, like, artificially stiff.

01:28:46.000 Oh, man.

01:28:47.000 And that allows you to punch harder.

01:28:48.000 Yeah, it allows you to punch harder.

01:28:49.000 I think we get an unrealistic sense of the value of punches because of that.

01:28:55.000 I see what you're saying, but I don't think people are watching it for that.

01:28:58.000 But I'm not talking about people watching it.

01:29:01.000 I'm talking about for the purity of the sport.

01:29:03.000 You're talking about the spirit of martial arts.

01:29:03.000 Exactly.

01:29:04.000 To make grappling better.

01:29:07.000 Like Angerstone and hyperanalyzing everything.

01:29:09.000 I always do that.

01:29:10.000 But I mean, getting rear naked chokes, man.

01:29:13.000 Getting rear naked chokes is a big difference between gloves on and all.

01:29:15.000 There's a lot of stuff that's in MMA that's ridiculous.

01:29:19.000 It's just retarded.

01:29:22.000 If you touch the ground, you can't knee to the face.

01:29:26.000 That kind of stuff.

01:29:27.000 There's so many laws that just won't...

01:29:30.000 They never change them.

01:29:31.000 And just like you can't wear tights.

01:29:33.000 The law is you can't have your calf covered because...

01:29:37.000 It's dangerous.

01:29:39.000 Yes, it's so dangerous.

01:29:40.000 It's crazy.

01:29:41.000 It's illegal.

01:29:42.000 Dude, Phil is tired, man.

01:29:43.000 You have to have the cab explode.

01:29:45.000 Poke to the eye.

01:29:46.000 Damn.

01:29:47.000 I was just about to say that Phil, he blew out so much energy in that first round.

01:29:51.000 He's beating the brakes off him.

01:29:52.000 Yeah.

01:29:53.000 Well, he did a lot of fucking damage.

01:29:55.000 Of course he did.

01:29:56.000 That's Enrique Iglesias right there.

01:29:56.000 Look at that.

01:29:58.000 No, that's Enrique's brother.

01:30:00.000 Vicente Fernandez when he was 26. Conor McGregor's got a pink shirt and tie.

01:30:04.000 Yeah, of course he does.

01:30:05.000 Dapper.

01:30:06.000 I love him.

01:30:07.000 He's my new favorite fighter.

01:30:09.000 She likes cockiness.

01:30:10.000 Wow.

01:30:11.000 Powerful, Aubrey.

01:30:12.000 Good choice.

01:30:16.000 Oh, God, right in the eye with that thumb.

01:30:19.000 I'm just going to be rooting against him.

01:30:19.000 God, I hate that shit.

01:30:21.000 Here's another thing, man.

01:30:21.000 I hope he can get the basket.

01:30:23.000 Right?

01:30:24.000 I hate the sound going on.

01:30:26.000 If we're going to have gloves, if we're going to have gloves, why the fuck don't they cover the tips of the fingers?

01:30:26.000 Here's another thing.

01:30:31.000 Why don't they figure out a way to do that?

01:30:33.000 I don't think it's going to help the fingers, man.

01:30:37.000 It's not that much of a problem.

01:30:38.000 It's a big problem, man.

01:30:40.000 How many Jon Jones fights have there been eye pokes?

01:30:40.000 I think it's a huge...

01:30:44.000 But even if the fingers were covered, can't you still poke someone's eye?

01:30:44.000 Fuck everyone.

01:30:47.000 Yeah, but the nail's not there.

01:30:49.000 I think if the fingers are covered, you're not going to be able to dig in with one finger.

01:30:56.000 That's not good enough.

01:30:57.000 They'll still fuck you up.

01:30:59.000 Let me poke you in the eye with a finger condom on.

01:31:02.000 Open up.

01:31:03.000 Boink, you'd be like, damn, ow!

01:31:05.000 I know you've got finger columns around her somewhere.

01:31:07.000 Dude, my daughter accidentally poked me in the eye the other day, and I saw sparks.

01:31:11.000 When you go to a restaurant, they have the gloves on.

01:31:15.000 Like, what's the fucking difference if they grab their balls, if they grab their ass with the gloves on?

01:31:20.000 They wouldn't do that.

01:31:21.000 They have respect.

01:31:22.000 Whoa, Phil Davis is a big takedown.

01:31:24.000 Take your gloves off.

01:31:26.000 Oh, the rear naked!

01:31:27.000 Rear naked!

01:31:28.000 Every order, new gloves.

01:31:29.000 Look at this!

01:31:30.000 Nope.

01:31:30.000 Too high.

01:31:31.000 Got too high.

01:31:33.000 He's got to drop his hips down, but he doesn't want to lose the position.

01:31:35.000 He doesn't want to get bucked up.

01:31:36.000 It's crazy that he's standing.

01:31:37.000 Yeah.

01:31:37.000 Well, end of the round, too, there.

01:31:39.000 It was a short time.

01:31:40.000 I thought he was going to do it.

01:31:41.000 It's 2-0 for Phil.

01:31:42.000 Fuck yeah.

01:31:44.000 MMA takes off the gloves.

01:31:45.000 Football takes off the pads and helmets.

01:31:47.000 Oh, that's a good idea.

01:31:48.000 It's called rugby.

01:31:49.000 It's a terrible XFL. Did you guys see that?

01:31:53.000 Did you guys see that rugby thing where the dude KO'd the dude on the field?

01:31:58.000 He ground and pounded him?

01:31:59.000 Fuck.

01:32:00.000 Dude, he hit him with the right hand, dropped him, and then fucking pounded him out.

01:32:04.000 How about that video of that ref at a karate tournament who takes out both competitors?

01:32:08.000 He's the ref, and he's trying to separate them.

01:32:11.000 Was that Russia or something?

01:32:12.000 Like a Russian ref, dude.

01:32:13.000 He made karate look beautiful.

01:32:15.000 It was a real fight.

01:32:16.000 He was trying to separate them, and then he just went...

01:32:18.000 And then he kicked the guy in the face.

01:32:20.000 Do you know the name of the video?

01:32:21.000 I've never seen that.

01:32:23.000 Maybe if you YouTube search Karate Ref Fight.

01:32:28.000 Ref Fight.

01:32:29.000 Karate Ref Fight.

01:32:31.000 It's like a three second video.

01:32:32.000 It's amazing.

01:32:33.000 Okay, and watch this real quick.

01:32:35.000 This is about a three second.

01:32:37.000 Who's working the fucking truck?

01:32:40.000 Bruce Connell!

01:32:41.000 Who's working the fucking truck?

01:32:42.000 Dana's going fucking nuts!

01:32:44.000 Where was Jenny's ass?

01:32:45.000 They were fucking screaming in their headphones right now.

01:32:47.000 Why didn't you show Jenny's ass?

01:32:50.000 You showed her face.

01:32:51.000 You showed her walk down.

01:32:51.000 She's very beautiful.

01:32:52.000 You had an opportunity to show her ass.

01:32:55.000 We need that for America.

01:32:57.000 America needs that.

01:32:58.000 Phil Davis, two rounds in.

01:33:00.000 Oh!

01:33:00.000 He got clipped right there.

01:33:02.000 Oh, damn.

01:33:04.000 Glover knows.

01:33:07.000 Glover's on fire right now.

01:33:08.000 Well, he knows it's do or die, man.

01:33:10.000 These two rounds in the hole.

01:33:13.000 Big push.

01:33:13.000 Damn.

01:33:16.000 Big push here.

01:33:17.000 Ray Lewis and shit.

01:33:18.000 Damn.

01:33:18.000 Well, he's built like a goddamn superhero.

01:33:20.000 Phil Davis is a ridiculous body.

01:33:21.000 It's crazy.

01:33:22.000 His back's insane.

01:33:22.000 It is.

01:33:23.000 His legs are retarded.

01:33:25.000 They're just so goddamn big.

01:33:26.000 It sounds so good.

01:33:27.000 Eddie, is that it?

01:33:29.000 Is that the video?

01:33:29.000 Yes, this is it.

01:33:30.000 Go full screen on that shit.

01:33:32.000 We're going to watch a fight.

01:33:32.000 Check this out.

01:33:33.000 Hold up.

01:33:33.000 Pause it.

01:33:34.000 Pause it.

01:33:35.000 We'll watch that shit after this fight's over.

01:33:37.000 The fight only has four minutes to go.

01:33:38.000 Something's about to happen in this.

01:33:39.000 We'll need some downtime while there's a...

01:33:41.000 What gluttons we are, almost watching a fight during a fight.

01:33:44.000 I want to fucking kill an animal, too.

01:33:46.000 Someone take their clothes off.

01:33:48.000 Ooh, good takedown.

01:33:49.000 Oh, big takedown for Phil.

01:33:50.000 Two of the best light heavyweights in the world.

01:33:52.000 Cue up that Russian beating the shit out of those two guys in the street.

01:33:54.000 From 1982. The karate guys.

01:33:58.000 As long as he had those shiny pants on.

01:33:58.000 That's fine.

01:34:01.000 I used to love those kickboxing pants.

01:34:02.000 They're laced in the front like a sneaker.

01:34:04.000 Remember that shit?

01:34:05.000 Chuck Norris used to wear them.

01:34:06.000 I had those bitches.

01:34:08.000 I had those.

01:34:09.000 I love Chuck Norris so much, I wore those for my Taekwondo pants.

01:34:12.000 Oh, here's the mouth.

01:34:12.000 Oh, look at this.

01:34:13.000 Phil Davis.

01:34:14.000 Oh, look at that.

01:34:15.000 I like how he hooked the leg.

01:34:17.000 That was very nice.

01:34:17.000 That was nice.

01:34:20.000 Cradle, baby.

01:34:21.000 Phil Davis.

01:34:22.000 10th grade wrestling.

01:34:23.000 Man, my big brother used to do that to me.

01:34:25.000 I hate it.

01:34:26.000 Well, you remember how Boss Root used to tap guys with some fucking crazy cradle?

01:34:30.000 He would be in that Bosruten weird reverse press.

01:34:35.000 I still use that.

01:34:36.000 Yeah, it's dope.

01:34:38.000 He gets a headlock on one side, and he hooks your leg on the other side, and he fucking flexes and just separates your head from your body.

01:34:45.000 It's the Bosruten shark machine.

01:34:47.000 He's such an amazing person.

01:34:49.000 He's so goddamn strong.

01:34:52.000 Especially in his prime, Bosruten's so goddamn strong.

01:34:54.000 It's a legit technique.

01:34:55.000 Yeah, so make you shit yourself?

01:34:56.000 Can you make a shit yourself?

01:34:58.000 We almost saw it once in the UFC. I forget who was going for it.

01:35:02.000 But I almost forgot it existed.

01:35:04.000 And then Joe Silva actually reminded me.

01:35:07.000 That's that Boss Rootin thing.

01:35:08.000 I was like, that's right!

01:35:11.000 Damn, Phil Davis running it.

01:35:13.000 That's insane.

01:35:14.000 Running it, man.

01:35:15.000 Phil's an underdog.

01:35:16.000 This is a big fight.

01:35:18.000 Oh, big punches, man.

01:35:19.000 Phil Davis looking as good as ever against a fucking legit killer.

01:35:23.000 Yeah, best performance I've seen.

01:35:25.000 Well, you know what?

01:35:26.000 He came off that rumble fight.

01:35:28.000 He knew he had to take it to the next level.

01:35:30.000 You know what?

01:35:31.000 I'll be honest.

01:35:32.000 I would like to see him going for the finish.

01:35:34.000 He's trying, man.

01:35:35.000 No, I mean, I'm talking to Submito.

01:35:36.000 It's me talking to Submito.

01:35:37.000 Dude, he's still tagging him.

01:35:39.000 I mean, he's got two minutes to go, and he's beating the shit out of Glover.

01:35:42.000 Bad.

01:35:43.000 I mean, he's hit him with 30 or 40 unanswered shots.

01:35:47.000 I'd still rather see a submission.

01:35:48.000 Who was the one-handed, the one-armed Kimura?

01:35:50.000 That was him.

01:35:51.000 The Wonder Bar?

01:35:52.000 That was badass.

01:35:53.000 Very high-level.

01:35:54.000 Yeah, that was bad.

01:35:56.000 What he's doing to Glover, man.

01:35:57.000 I know he's making a look at ease, but this is crazy.

01:36:00.000 No, this is insane.

01:36:01.000 Yeah, this is sick.

01:36:03.000 Dude, Glover's an animal.

01:36:05.000 Animal, straight beast.

01:36:06.000 You know, I wonder how much of an effect, if any, and I'm just throwing this out there because I have to.

01:36:11.000 Look at that, he's on top now.

01:36:12.000 His camp, doing his camp in Danbury, Connecticut had, as opposed to doing it like an American top team.

01:36:17.000 You know, like, what kind of sparring partners is he getting?

01:36:19.000 I don't know.

01:36:20.000 I mean, maybe he had a bunch of guys flying in to work with him.

01:36:22.000 I thought Davis is an awesome wrestler, though.

01:36:24.000 I would imagine.

01:36:25.000 No, Phil is awesome.

01:36:25.000 Yeah.

01:36:26.000 Oh, there we go.

01:36:27.000 Look, it's still going on.

01:36:28.000 Glover can still catch him with 120 to go.

01:36:30.000 Oh, yeah.

01:36:31.000 That's why I wanted the finish right there.

01:36:33.000 Deep breaths here.

01:36:33.000 You know what I mean?

01:36:33.000 Because of this.

01:36:34.000 Go on.

01:36:35.000 Get on with that.

01:36:37.000 Oh, dude.

01:36:38.000 Over the top of that right hand.

01:36:39.000 Oh, he heard him.

01:36:40.000 He heard him with that one, man.

01:36:41.000 That was clean on the jaw.

01:36:43.000 Whoa, if he comes back...

01:36:45.000 Phil's mouth open.

01:36:45.000 Sure move, Phil!

01:36:47.000 Oh, man.

01:36:48.000 Nice drop down on that single.

01:36:49.000 Oh, look at that.

01:36:50.000 He's chasing him.

01:36:52.000 Look at that.

01:36:53.000 Phil knew he had to stay on that dude.

01:36:55.000 Yeah.

01:36:55.000 And if he drags him to the ground, the shit is all his.

01:36:58.000 Oh, yeah.

01:36:58.000 Game over.

01:36:59.000 It's big.

01:36:59.000 He recovered.

01:37:00.000 He recovered.

01:37:01.000 Look at that.

01:37:01.000 He keeps going.

01:37:02.000 He's a wrestler.

01:37:03.000 He can do this all day.

01:37:04.000 Especially his grappling cardio is different than striking cardio because striking cardio is more labored.

01:37:09.000 So when you see him standing up and he's tired, he's still moving kind of labored.

01:37:13.000 But when you see him on the ground, he looks fucking sharp as shit even when he's tired.

01:37:17.000 He's gassing all over the place and recovering all over the place.

01:37:20.000 Gassing, recovering, gassing, recovering.

01:37:22.000 But his wrestling, he doesn't gas when he's grappling.

01:37:26.000 That's his base, right?

01:37:28.000 Any grappler can gasp.

01:37:30.000 He's breathing while he's doing it.

01:37:32.000 You can tell he's taking some big-ass deep breaths.

01:37:34.000 His mouth is open, but he's fucking dominating.

01:37:37.000 He can do this all night.

01:37:38.000 He could go five rounds of this.

01:37:40.000 He's got to burn hot.

01:37:40.000 He can do this all night.

01:37:41.000 You have to burn hot in order to wear a guy out.

01:37:44.000 He's got to wear himself out.

01:37:46.000 We're getting a view of his cardio.

01:37:49.000 Why is Glover putting his hand out?

01:37:50.000 That's called an ass-whooping, son.

01:37:52.000 He's getting the fuck beat out of it.

01:37:53.000 What happened?

01:37:54.000 It was a San Diego ass-whooping in Brazil.

01:37:54.000 Is that it?

01:37:56.000 Yeah, that was pretty goddamn strong.

01:37:58.000 That was crazy, man.

01:37:59.000 That's three rounds.

01:38:01.000 That's three rounds.

01:38:03.000 He looked like that after the first round, remember?

01:38:05.000 Yeah.

01:38:05.000 That's a big victory right there.

01:38:07.000 I'm just calling him a big victory.

01:38:08.000 Huge.

01:38:08.000 Because if he loses this fight, I fucking quit!

01:38:12.000 Quit my MMA, bro.

01:38:14.000 I'm going straight to pro wrestling.

01:38:16.000 Damn, I said...

01:38:17.000 Powerbomb everyone.

01:38:18.000 Big fucking loss, man.

01:38:19.000 You know the mentality you need to get to that point?

01:38:21.000 Where Phil Davis is?

01:38:22.000 That kind of...

01:38:23.000 Yeah.

01:38:24.000 Especially coming off...

01:38:25.000 Especially coming off that loss of Anthony Jones.

01:38:28.000 He's that front kick and that right hand right at it again.

01:38:29.000 Damn, that is a nice move.

01:38:30.000 That front kick right hand he does.

01:38:32.000 And he throws the right hand like a jab.

01:38:34.000 His right leg is forward when he throws it.

01:38:36.000 But he's got a lot of pop behind it.

01:38:38.000 It catches you like it.

01:38:39.000 It cracks you with it in the end.

01:38:40.000 Ian, you're gassing all over the place constantly and recovering constantly, right?

01:38:44.000 If you ain't gassing all over the place, you ain't pushing yourself hard enough, right?

01:38:48.000 Exactly.

01:38:49.000 That's how you break people.

01:38:51.000 That's what we just saw.

01:38:53.000 We just saw Phil break them.

01:38:55.000 Shit about cardio my whole life.

01:38:57.000 I always heard people talk about cardio.

01:38:59.000 Tito Ortiz would talk about cardio.

01:39:00.000 Randy Couture, they talk about cardio.

01:39:02.000 And I always thought cardio was how long can you go before you get really tired?

01:39:07.000 Like you're like huffing and puffing.

01:39:09.000 That's your cardio.

01:39:10.000 I got like eight minutes of cardio.

01:39:11.000 That's what I always thought it was.

01:39:12.000 No one really explained it to me at all.

01:39:15.000 I never trained like a professional athlete until Metamorris.

01:39:18.000 And once...

01:39:21.000 Phil Davis.

01:39:23.000 Of course he won.

01:39:24.000 So I just decided, man, what am I going to do for cardio?

01:39:28.000 I was lifting weights.

01:39:29.000 I was doing a lot of Jiu Jitsu.

01:39:30.000 I was training with Jean Jacques.

01:39:31.000 And I just decided, fuck, I'm going to do sprints.

01:39:34.000 And I'm going to go to the pool, the 24-hour fitness.

01:39:37.000 And I'm going to figure this out by myself.

01:39:38.000 I just drove to the fucking pool.

01:39:40.000 They had a big clock.

01:39:41.000 And I never do this.

01:39:42.000 I'm not a professional.

01:39:43.000 I go, I'm going to sprint 20 times across the pool.

01:39:47.000 I've done sprints before in the past.

01:39:49.000 20 times.

01:39:50.000 And as soon as the clock, the big clock in the pool hits the 12, that's when I'll take off.

01:39:55.000 And then I might finish at 25 or 30, and I'll stay at the other side of the pool until it hits 12 again.

01:40:01.000 And it hits 12, I go, boom, sprint again.

01:40:03.000 I just made this up, and I did it 20 times.

01:40:05.000 The problem with doing cardio in the pool is that you don't get to read your heart rate.

01:40:09.000 Do they have like a cardio monitor that works in a pool?

01:40:12.000 This is what I did.

01:40:12.000 I kept it simple.

01:40:12.000 This is what I did.

01:40:13.000 I just went as fast as I fucking can.

01:40:15.000 And I didn't need anybody coaching me because my law was I'm only going to rest until it hits 12 again.

01:40:21.000 So I better bust ass.

01:40:23.000 So I was racing across the pool so I can get that time to rest.

01:40:27.000 And what I learned about myself is holy shit.

01:40:30.000 Every time I spinnered across, I got really tired.

01:40:32.000 The first three were easy, but when I got to 10, to 12, my plan was, I just said 20, because metamorphosis is 20 minutes.

01:40:39.000 I go, I'm going to do 20. And do that at 10, 11, 12, I was dead.

01:40:44.000 Just out on the edge of the pool, barely.

01:40:46.000 I was dying.

01:40:47.000 There's all these old people at the pool and shit.

01:40:48.000 They're going, what the fuck is this guy doing?

01:40:50.000 I just made this shit up.

01:40:51.000 But what I learned, I learned it.

01:40:53.000 You could be...

01:40:55.000 Tired.

01:40:55.000 Dead.

01:40:56.000 And recover within 30 seconds.

01:40:58.000 That's what I was learning.

01:41:00.000 And I would be dead.

01:41:01.000 When I hit the 9, I'd be like...

01:41:02.000 When I hit the 10, I'd be like...

01:41:04.000 But by the time I hit the 11, I'd go...

01:41:07.000 Let's go again.

01:41:08.000 Another sprint.

01:41:09.000 Bam!

01:41:10.000 Boom.

01:41:10.000 You get across.

01:41:11.000 I end up with 30 seconds of rest.

01:41:13.000 Same thing.

01:41:14.000 So you learn it.

01:41:15.000 Holy shit!

01:41:16.000 You can recover over and over.

01:41:19.000 If I didn't know this, when I'd get to that point in grappling, I would go, I'm done.

01:41:23.000 I would break.

01:41:24.000 I'd go, I'm done.

01:41:26.000 I have new more gas.

01:41:27.000 Whoa!

01:41:29.000 Someone needs to talk to him.

01:41:30.000 That's how you know you're the champ.

01:41:32.000 It's like the Bieber effect.

01:41:33.000 When you put that shit on, everyone goes, nah, it looks great, man.

01:41:37.000 Let's show that karate video.

01:41:39.000 Let's show that karate video.

01:41:42.000 Calling out Anderson Silva.

01:41:43.000 Powerful.

01:41:44.000 Phil, did he call out Anderson Silva?

01:41:45.000 He called out Anderson Silva.

01:41:46.000 That's what he said?

01:41:48.000 He goes, I beat a lot of Brazilians, but there's only one I want to fight next.

01:41:51.000 That's Anderson Silva.

01:41:54.000 Anderson's fighting Nick Diaz.

01:41:55.000 Why is he saying that?

01:41:56.000 It's a real call out, right?

01:41:58.000 Man, he talks a lot.

01:41:59.000 He's got a triple knot in that tie.

01:42:02.000 I think it's fat.

01:42:03.000 He knows what he's doing.

01:42:05.000 He's backing it up, though.

01:42:07.000 Here's the video.

01:42:08.000 Let's watch this shit.

01:42:10.000 So the dudes are karate duking it out.

01:42:13.000 Watch the ref.

01:42:17.000 Wow, they are going off, man.

01:42:19.000 Damn, where is this taking place?

01:42:21.000 Check this out.

01:42:22.000 Where is this taking place?

01:42:23.000 It's a gymnasium for sure.

01:42:27.000 Damn!

01:42:31.000 He just took out that guy, too.

01:42:33.000 He just fucking went like elephant on Rampage.

01:42:38.000 No one's stopping him either, man.

01:42:40.000 That's like those scenes at the circus where an animal just goes fucking crazy.

01:42:44.000 So he tries to push them away.

01:42:45.000 They don't push away.

01:42:46.000 He knocks that guy in the face.

01:42:46.000 Boom!

01:42:48.000 And look at this guy.

01:42:50.000 Dang.

01:42:51.000 This guy gets tore up, too.

01:42:52.000 That guy gets tore up.

01:42:52.000 Boom!

01:42:54.000 That's insane.

01:42:55.000 They have a camera crew there.

01:42:58.000 Well, they're filming today.

01:42:58.000 That's why we're watching it.

01:43:00.000 The competitors are like, what the fuck?

01:43:03.000 Maybe that was a movie.

01:43:04.000 Maybe that was a movie.

01:43:07.000 Maybe someone was filming the making of a movie.

01:43:10.000 I don't know.

01:43:10.000 That looked like a real fight, man.

01:43:12.000 That was a real fight.

01:43:12.000 It was a movie.

01:43:13.000 Those guys were really hitting each other.

01:43:15.000 That was good technique, too.

01:43:16.000 Where'd that take place, Jamie?

01:43:18.000 I'm looking.

01:43:18.000 It doesn't necessarily say.

01:43:19.000 I think it's Russia.

01:43:20.000 Yeah, that looks like something would happen in Russia.

01:43:23.000 Have you seen the amateur boxing fight?

01:43:25.000 That the guy, after the fight, takes his gloves off and goes over and beats the shit out of the ref.

01:43:29.000 No way.

01:43:30.000 It's bad.

01:43:32.000 I didn't watch that.

01:43:33.000 It's an old guy.

01:43:34.000 It's fucked up.

01:43:35.000 You see him chase the guy out and they gotta fucking help the old man up and he's falling over.

01:43:39.000 It's like, ooh, fuck, man.

01:43:42.000 It wasn't funny like that.

01:43:43.000 Look at the graphics on these games.

01:43:44.000 I know.

01:43:44.000 That looks like a dude.

01:43:46.000 That looks like a real dude.

01:43:48.000 Look at this.

01:43:50.000 By the way, it doesn't look like that when you play it.

01:43:52.000 It just doesn't.

01:43:53.000 I mean, it looks close.

01:43:54.000 But there's enough clipping and weirdness to it.

01:43:57.000 The frames per second that they can achieve in these previews, they can just make it look a lot sweeter.

01:44:03.000 We're a couple years from indistinguishable from reality, though, probably on those games.

01:44:07.000 Well, you're going to be able to have games where you use the Oculus Rift and you play out like a video.

01:44:13.000 You make a video of things that are actually happening.

01:44:17.000 And instead of a game engine, just have them do it like a hundred different fucking ways.

01:44:21.000 Where, you know, have them repeat the same scenarios over and over again from all these different angles.

01:44:26.000 So that no matter where you are, where you're moving, it feels like you're actually doing it.

01:44:30.000 You know, you can turn to your left and the fucking...

01:44:32.000 It's really just like as if you turn to your left.

01:44:35.000 They'll be able to program those in the same way they do it with stop motion animation where you have to do each individual frame.

01:44:41.000 They'll just have different possible scenarios that they have people actually act out to the point where they cover the whole room like a fan, like one of those folding fans.

01:44:49.000 Every ounce of the room gets covered with a possibility.

01:44:52.000 Too much.

01:44:53.000 And then you have this headset on and you're in this room and you can take these possibilities.

01:44:58.000 It's already been planned out as a video.

01:45:00.000 And then you watch it, you play it out, and you fucking shoot aliens, like in real time, and you fuck, and you get on spaceships.

01:45:07.000 Nerdy gets laid every day.

01:45:08.000 I'm not interested in that.

01:45:08.000 It's gonna happen, man.

01:45:10.000 You get a suit that has that electro-stem, you know how when you put electro-stem on it, like causes the muscle to collapse, you know?

01:45:15.000 So if you get hit somewhere, it'll just cramp up, you know, send it through a pulse.

01:45:19.000 No, they don't have it yet.

01:45:20.000 You digest the theory?

01:45:21.000 It's gonna happen, you know, so that'll like freeze you up, you know, on that one side and you have to like limp through.

01:45:26.000 They have those things already, those stim machines.

01:45:29.000 People use them already.

01:45:30.000 They're supposed to help recovery.

01:45:32.000 Yeah, the complex machine?

01:45:33.000 Yeah, have you added that shit to like a suit?

01:45:36.000 Yeah.

01:45:40.000 Something bites you.

01:45:41.000 You feel the teeth clamp in your body.

01:45:43.000 Give up some predictions here.

01:45:49.000 What do we think is going to happen here?

01:45:51.000 Mendes' decision.

01:45:53.000 Aldo, when you say Aldo, how quickly?

01:45:56.000 First round?

01:45:56.000 Second round?

01:45:57.000 Third round?

01:45:58.000 Mendez decision says Brenna Schaub.

01:45:58.000 Third round?

01:46:00.000 Mendez second round TKO. Second round TKO says Warrior Poet.

01:46:04.000 He gives zero fucks.

01:46:05.000 He's making calls.

01:46:07.000 Eddie Bravo.

01:46:08.000 I'm going to say...

01:46:10.000 God damn it, I don't know.

01:46:15.000 Damn it, I don't know.

01:46:16.000 I'm going with damn it, I don't know as well.

01:46:17.000 Kareem Abdul-Chukmal.

01:46:19.000 What do you think?

01:46:20.000 I'm going with I don't know also, man.

01:46:20.000 I don't know.

01:46:21.000 This is a tough one.

01:46:22.000 It's a tough one.

01:46:23.000 Great picks, gentlemen.

01:46:24.000 It's really fun.

01:46:25.000 Yeah, this side of the table takes zero chance of pretending.

01:46:31.000 Here's my take on it.

01:46:32.000 Aldo is fucking incredibly difficult to take down.

01:46:35.000 Like one of the most difficult to take down until he gets tired.

01:46:39.000 The problem is, by the time you get him tired and you take him down, you are eating some of the fastest fucking leg kicks in the business.

01:46:45.000 I agree.

01:46:45.000 And that combination, the duchy, the left hook to the body, and then the right leg kick, he throws that motherfucker as good as anybody that's ever walked the face of the planet.

01:46:54.000 Yeah, but Mendez is throwing that against pads every day.

01:46:57.000 That's part of playing things.

01:46:59.000 It is possible that Mendez can win this fight.

01:47:01.000 Don't get me wrong.

01:47:02.000 Mendez can knock out anyone on the fucking planet if he connects.

01:47:06.000 The way he knocked out Clay Guida, the way he knocked out Darren Elkins, if Mendez cracks you, he can fucking put it on you.

01:47:33.000 He's the hardest hitter in this division.

01:47:34.000 And you watch their second fight, how much has he improved?

01:47:36.000 And that's the only thing we're going to find out tonight.

01:47:38.000 We're going to find out how much he's improved and whether or not Aldo is in any way regressed.

01:47:44.000 You know, whether or not his injuries, he's had a bunch of injuries, he's had like a nagging neck injury, he's had all sorts of different things that have...

01:47:51.000 You know, fucked with him.

01:47:53.000 He's had kidney stones that he's gotten that either are...

01:47:56.000 It's weird who you talk to.

01:47:58.000 It's either it's genetic or it's from weight cutting.

01:48:01.000 There's a lot of people that believe it's an either-or thing.

01:48:04.000 That it might be genetic and you get exacerbated by weight cutting.

01:48:09.000 He's a big guy.

01:48:09.000 And he's fucking huge.

01:48:10.000 He's a big guy.

01:48:11.000 And he struggles to make that 145. And I think that's one of the reasons why he's been having a hard time in the later rounds.

01:48:17.000 But goddamn, to get through those fucking rounds, you gotta go through hell, son.

01:48:21.000 That beating he put on Uriah Faber's leg.

01:48:24.000 Holy shit, dude.

01:48:25.000 He's something.

01:48:26.000 He's something, man.

01:48:27.000 He's a lightning-fast, ridiculous striker who's also world-class at jiu-jitsu.

01:48:32.000 His jiu-jitsu game is fucking real good.

01:48:35.000 You just don't see it.

01:48:37.000 But occasionally you do see it.

01:48:39.000 Like in the Mike Brown fight, when he got Brown on his back and he sunk those hooks in.

01:48:43.000 That is a legit black belt back mount to smashing.

01:48:47.000 Yeah.

01:48:48.000 Were you at the Uriah fight with him?

01:48:50.000 Yeah.

01:48:51.000 I was out there.

01:48:52.000 It was fucking...

01:48:53.000 When Aldo came out to the I'm gonna run this town tonight, I was the only person in Sacramento going, Yeah!

01:48:59.000 Fuck yeah, bro!

01:49:00.000 Oh my god, like, what are you doing?

01:49:01.000 I'm like, he's going to fuck your boy up.

01:49:04.000 Just wait.

01:49:05.000 Ed Soares told me about that before.

01:49:07.000 He was so excited.

01:49:09.000 His manager was like, he's gonna come out to that Jay-Z song.

01:49:12.000 Run this town tonight.

01:49:14.000 And we were like, oh, shit.

01:49:17.000 He's going deep.

01:49:18.000 Uriah is the coolest person in Sacramento.

01:49:20.000 It used to be the scary combo.

01:49:21.000 The scary combo was the elite wrestler with Chuck Liddell striking.

01:49:26.000 That was a nightmare.

01:49:27.000 Like, what the fuck are you gonna do?

01:49:28.000 You might get shut off.

01:49:30.000 There's a good chance.

01:49:31.000 Tonight, you're gonna get shut off.

01:49:32.000 You know what I mean?

01:49:33.000 But...

01:49:34.000 The combo of black belt and jujitsu and vicious striker, damn, that's a whole different dimension.

01:49:40.000 It is, because the ground game is a more dangerous ground game.

01:49:44.000 You're trying to get this guy to the ground, but he might choke you.

01:49:46.000 There's a very good chance that he's better than you on the ground, so what now?

01:49:49.000 What the fuck are you going to do now?

01:49:51.000 It opens up possibly.

01:49:52.000 I mean, wrestlers in this day and age are not really just wrestlers.

01:49:55.000 Pretty much everybody has some ground game knowledge.

01:49:58.000 But you'd be amazed at how many guys are fighting in the UFC that, you know, they really don't work on certain positions.

01:50:05.000 Like, they never work on being on their back.

01:50:08.000 Yeah, I've rolled with some people that are in UFC. I'm like, I'm fucking tiny, and I just balled you up.

01:50:15.000 Like, and it's, granted, I've been, everyone talks about my wrestling, but I'm not a world-class wrestler.

01:50:20.000 I'm just good at MMA wrestling.

01:50:22.000 I mean, I do beat up kids in college and stuff, but I never accomplish anything.

01:50:25.000 Yeah, he comes off this all the time.

01:50:27.000 It's all, it's a shit.

01:50:29.000 I've been doing jiu-jitsu for just as long.

01:50:31.000 I'm only a purple belt, but that's because my coach is my coach, and I don't wear a gi ever.

01:50:35.000 Yeah.

01:50:35.000 Yeah, well, that's probably...

01:50:37.000 Yeah, it's hard when you don't wear a gi.

01:50:38.000 Jeeva's very, like, he's amazing.

01:50:40.000 You know jiu-jitsu, but you put on a gi.

01:50:42.000 That's how you get your belts.

01:50:43.000 Don't get a bravo start on the gi, please.

01:50:45.000 Why do you hate the gi so much?

01:50:45.000 No, no, I don't hate the gi.

01:50:47.000 I'm holding on to my rash card for safety.

01:50:50.000 You gotta remember where you came from.

01:50:52.000 I know.

01:50:53.000 I just love the fact you're wearing a fucking Hoist Gracie t-shirt after all the shit you guys have been talking about.

01:50:58.000 You haven't talked any shit.

01:51:00.000 I haven't talked any shit.

01:51:01.000 I put up some memes.

01:51:02.000 No, I'll put some memes.

01:51:03.000 Some memes up.

01:51:04.000 I'm like, I talk shit in a funny way.

01:51:07.000 He talks shit in an angry way.

01:51:08.000 Yeah, he's really mad at you.

01:51:09.000 He hates me.

01:51:10.000 He has anger.

01:51:10.000 He shouldn't be mad at you, man.

01:51:11.000 I talk shit in a funny way.

01:51:13.000 You've been nothing but fucking praising of him from the jump, man.

01:51:16.000 I mean, we've both said that if it wasn't for voice, we would have never been in jiu-jitsu in the first place.

01:51:22.000 He just needs to sit.

01:51:23.000 He's also a proud guy.

01:51:25.000 He needs to sit down and realize with Eddie and just get the two of them together.

01:51:30.000 If they spoke for more than half an hour, Hoyce would realize.

01:51:33.000 Eddie is never disrespectful.

01:51:35.000 No, he would never realize that.

01:51:36.000 He just beat your brother, that's all.

01:51:37.000 He would never realize that.

01:51:38.000 No way.

01:51:40.000 He needs an ayahuasca trip more than anybody.

01:51:42.000 Yeah.

01:51:42.000 Well, it's unfortunate because a lot of people are upset at him for this whole thing.

01:51:47.000 I mean, I've read a lot of forum threads about people with, like, legit arguments like that guy used to be a hero to them.

01:51:53.000 And then you hear him saying shit like this.

01:51:54.000 It's like, this is just not what my hero would say.

01:51:57.000 Like, why are you saying that?

01:51:58.000 Even the MMA websites were talking about the things he was saying about pot.

01:52:02.000 I, in a crazy way, I know this is going to sound insane, but...

01:52:08.000 I appreciate it.

01:52:10.000 He's thinking about me.

01:52:11.000 That's fucking nuts.

01:52:12.000 That's Horace Gracie.

01:52:14.000 Horace Gracie saying my name?

01:52:15.000 That's crazy.

01:52:16.000 That's the ultimate UFC legend.

01:52:18.000 I think it's pretty cool.

01:52:20.000 That's flattering, I think.

01:52:21.000 When he starts talking more shit, I like it.

01:52:24.000 I'm like, oh, what did he say?

01:52:25.000 I'm like, cool.

01:52:26.000 I thought he sounded with Bellator.

01:52:27.000 He said he would punch my nose if I had a gentleman rubber guard.

01:52:30.000 He would punch you in the nose.

01:52:32.000 What did you say?

01:52:33.000 Hoist with Bellator.

01:52:34.000 Yeah, he's signed with Bellator.

01:52:35.000 He's going to do, not as a fighter, he's going to be some ambassador.

01:52:40.000 You know, Scott Coker is a friend of the UFC. He used to own Strikeforce.

01:52:46.000 I think it's going to be a different relationship with Bellator.

01:52:48.000 And I think...

01:52:49.000 I think it's good for the sport.

01:52:50.000 Fuck yeah.

01:52:51.000 It's always good for the sport.

01:52:52.000 Look, they know what they're doing.

01:52:54.000 They know that they have a B-level organization.

01:52:57.000 There's nothing wrong with that.

01:52:58.000 There's nothing wrong with having a B. They have some great fights.

01:53:01.000 A lot of fun fights.

01:53:02.000 But, you know, they've got Emanuel Newton.

01:53:05.000 The UFC has Jon Jones.

01:53:07.000 You know, there's just...

01:53:08.000 Emanuel Newton is a very good fighter.

01:53:10.000 But he's not Jon Jones.

01:53:11.000 And, you know, they had fucking Hector Lombard who might be the motherfucker at 170. He might be the motherfucker.

01:53:18.000 It's scary.

01:53:19.000 He might be the motherfucker.

01:53:20.000 Everyone's terrified.

01:53:21.000 Everybody's scared of that dude.

01:53:22.000 Tyrone Wooden's like, uh, not really interested.

01:53:25.000 Thanks anyway.

01:53:26.000 Don't want to do it.

01:53:27.000 I'm just going to take some time off.

01:53:29.000 Think this over.

01:53:30.000 And you know, who's scarier than Woodley physically?

01:53:32.000 Woodley's a fucking beast.

01:53:34.000 Uh, Hector Lombard.

01:53:35.000 Exactly.

01:53:36.000 He looks like a centipede.

01:53:39.000 He looks like a centipede.

01:53:40.000 He's got dudes scared in him.

01:53:41.000 He looks like a cartoon shredded.

01:53:42.000 A bigger, scarier...

01:53:43.000 He looks like a buff dude in a real old, old cartoon where they'd be just like a dude who's just like really buff and he looks fake.

01:53:51.000 His ass and legs just don't even...

01:53:53.000 Me and Cal talk about this.

01:53:53.000 He has a tailpiece on him.

01:53:55.000 I thought it was a professional bodybuilder with spray-painted sweats on.

01:54:00.000 Yo, dude.

01:54:01.000 I was like, what?

01:54:02.000 I was like, look at the ass on that one.

01:54:05.000 Calum's like, Jesus, man.

01:54:07.000 He's just all judoed the fuck out.

01:54:09.000 Yeah, we haven't asked for days.

01:54:10.000 Oh, we did have some gay talk.

01:54:11.000 Okay, we did.

01:54:12.000 Okay, so we're all good.

01:54:13.000 Represent my boy Calum.

01:54:15.000 Just a tip.

01:54:15.000 Remember, we said that if we were gay, this place would be a mess.

01:54:18.000 Yes, yes.

01:54:19.000 We'd be having an orgy.

01:54:21.000 There wouldn't be no fight companion.

01:54:22.000 We'd be having an orgy watching the fights on ecstasy.

01:54:26.000 You'd pull your dick out and be like, what?

01:54:28.000 Darren Elkins won?

01:54:30.000 Shove it right back in somebody.

01:54:48.000 Dude wants to quit.

01:54:49.000 He called quits in his head, but someone called him out and there's 10 minutes left.

01:54:53.000 I got another one, bro.

01:54:54.000 Let's do it.

01:54:55.000 Let's go light!

01:54:56.000 It's not hard!

01:54:58.000 Let's hear what it sounds like when they introduced...

01:55:00.000 I can't go hard anymore.

01:55:01.000 I want to hear what it sounds like when they introduced Aldo.

01:55:02.000 Dude, you said light!

01:55:03.000 You said light!

01:55:05.000 Is there a volume button on that?

01:55:06.000 I want to hear this.

01:55:07.000 When they introduced Aldo, that place is going to go fucking shithouse insane.

01:55:13.000 Give it a good crank, Jamie.

01:55:15.000 Crank that bitch way the fuck up.

01:55:17.000 Look at the size of that place.

01:55:19.000 Jamie, don't listen to me.

01:55:20.000 Turn it down.

01:55:21.000 Crank it up, Jamie.

01:55:26.000 I just love hearing the Brazilian fans scream.

01:55:29.000 You ain't seen nothing.

01:55:30.000 Aubrey's been there.

01:55:31.000 Dude, it's like no other place in the world when it comes to the enthusiasm of the fans.

01:55:36.000 It's cooled off though.

01:55:37.000 I heard Ireland is cooled off.

01:55:38.000 More off the charts.

01:55:40.000 Listen, listen, listen.

01:55:41.000 Here it is.

01:55:43.000 Defending.

01:55:48.000 So far, it sounds like fucking Stephan Bonner.

01:55:59.000 You're never going to really grasp it unless you're there.

01:56:02.000 This is not the part of Brazil that he's from.

01:56:04.000 He grew up on the other side.

01:56:05.000 But Conor McGregor in Ireland, huh?

01:56:07.000 I fought in Rio, and then I fought in Dublin, and Dublin was, and Rio is amazing, but Dublin was fucking insane.

01:56:13.000 They're just drunker.

01:56:14.000 Oh, they're drunk.

01:56:15.000 Well, they're wild people, man.

01:56:16.000 They're wild people, man.

01:56:18.000 At first I got them, I was kind of like, fuck this kid, Connor.

01:56:20.000 It was kind of annoying.

01:56:22.000 And then I'm sitting there watching him psychoanalyzing the whole thing and just kind of watching it all unfold.

01:56:27.000 I'm like, this motherfucker's crazy.

01:56:28.000 And everywhere you go in Ireland, they're like, oh, are you here for Connor?

01:56:34.000 Yeah, I guess so, right?

01:56:36.000 I guess that's why I'm here.

01:56:37.000 Here we go.

01:56:38.000 Mendes moving forward.

01:56:40.000 Oh, leg kick.

01:56:42.000 Look at this.

01:56:43.000 Mendez in his face right away.

01:56:47.000 That's that Dwayne movement there.

01:56:48.000 That's it.

01:56:50.000 Look at this.

01:56:51.000 Never mind.

01:56:52.000 He does look like TJ. I lied.

01:56:54.000 Again.

01:56:54.000 Dude, looking good.

01:56:56.000 Landing shots.

01:56:57.000 Oh, shit!

01:56:59.000 Dude!

01:57:00.000 Aldo!

01:57:01.000 Mendez looking slick.

01:57:05.000 I love when Aldo gets ghetto like that.

01:57:07.000 Good right leg kick by Mendez right there, though.

01:57:11.000 This one might not go to decision.

01:57:13.000 This is going to...

01:57:13.000 No.

01:57:15.000 Someone's going to sleep, I think.

01:57:17.000 Oh, check that one.

01:57:18.000 Saw that one coming.

01:57:20.000 Good job.

01:57:21.000 Oh, right hand by Mendes.

01:57:23.000 The more he can make Aldo work like this, man.

01:57:25.000 Mendes got a little bit of a mouse in that left eye.

01:57:27.000 A little bit of a mouse.

01:57:30.000 And if Mendes...

01:57:31.000 Oh!

01:57:32.000 He's rocked!

01:57:33.000 He's rocked!

01:57:34.000 That was a big left hook!

01:57:35.000 Look at his legs!

01:57:36.000 It was wobbly, son.

01:57:38.000 Left hook.

01:57:40.000 Oh, Jesus Christ, that fucking uppercut.

01:57:43.000 Holy shit.

01:57:44.000 I was going to the sky.

01:57:45.000 Mendes, stop going southpawing him occasionally.

01:57:48.000 Fucking fearless, dude.

01:57:49.000 Good job.

01:57:50.000 Mendes looking to get this fucking title, man.

01:57:53.000 Are you kidding me?

01:57:54.000 This is fucking exciting.

01:57:56.000 Fuck yeah, it is.

01:57:57.000 Ooh, he's looking at uncork right there in that right hand.

01:58:00.000 Oh, Aldo lands one!

01:58:02.000 Ludwig creating monsters.

01:58:04.000 Seriously.

01:58:05.000 But look, now Mendes is right in front of him.

01:58:07.000 He doesn't want to do this.

01:58:08.000 Move, Mendes!

01:58:08.000 I know!

01:58:09.000 Go back to what got you there.

01:58:11.000 Gotta get on your bike, man.

01:58:12.000 Yeah, well, you know what?

01:58:12.000 You get that feeling like you might finish this fucking guy.

01:58:15.000 And you're standing right in front of him.

01:58:16.000 I know, why are we doing this?

01:58:17.000 That's how Aldo catches people.

01:58:19.000 That's how Aldo catches people.

01:58:23.000 You don't want to be standing in front of him, man.

01:58:25.000 You want to go right back to what got you to that spot.

01:58:28.000 I mean, he's definitely recovered by now.

01:58:30.000 You've got to assume he's recovered.

01:58:31.000 He's going to throw a flying knee right here.

01:58:32.000 Maybe he hasn't recovered.

01:58:34.000 Maybe Mendes really...

01:58:35.000 He doesn't look the same.

01:58:36.000 He doesn't look the same.

01:58:37.000 Maybe Mendes knows he hurt him.

01:58:38.000 Like right there, that didn't look like he's...

01:58:40.000 Oh, a body shot.

01:58:42.000 Nice.

01:58:45.000 Oh, another hard leg kick.

01:58:46.000 He's going to go high with it.

01:58:48.000 Oh, look at this!

01:58:49.000 And he hit a left hook.

01:58:50.000 That looks like it hurt him a little bit.

01:58:51.000 That left hook look like it hurt.

01:58:52.000 Mouse over the eyes, son.

01:58:53.000 Good defense by Mendez, too.

01:58:56.000 But Aldo's so goddamn sudden.

01:58:58.000 He can just end shit.

01:59:00.000 And everything he throws is perfect.

01:59:01.000 Mm-hmm.

01:59:02.000 Perfect technique.

01:59:03.000 Oh!

01:59:06.000 Mendez just standing right in front of Aldo.

01:59:08.000 Who the fuck would have thought this?

01:59:10.000 Oh, vicious left!

01:59:13.000 Dude, nice jab by Mendez.

01:59:16.000 How much better did his fucking striking get?

01:59:19.000 Dwayne Ludwig.

01:59:21.000 Fucking Ludwig is a wizard.

01:59:23.000 He really is a goddamn wizard.

01:59:25.000 A crazy OCD wizard.

01:59:28.000 Oh, nice left hook!

01:59:30.000 Goddamn!

01:59:31.000 Oh!

01:59:32.000 Oh!

01:59:35.000 Oh!

01:59:36.000 Oh, damn!

01:59:39.000 He's like, no more knees, please.

01:59:43.000 Oh, hard leg kick.

01:59:45.000 Oh, checked yours.

01:59:47.000 Dude, Aldo's lit up.

01:59:48.000 Look at his face.

01:59:51.000 Oh, left hook over the top again!

01:59:55.000 That's awesome.

01:59:56.000 Oh, man!

01:59:58.000 Oh, shit!

02:00:00.000 137 to go.

02:00:02.000 Damn.

02:00:04.000 Holy shit.

02:00:05.000 What a fucking fight.

02:00:07.000 Listen to the crowd now.

02:00:08.000 Just miss with that epicot.

02:00:11.000 They're screaming at you.

02:00:12.000 Oh, you can't just eat that kick.

02:00:13.000 He just ate that one.

02:00:15.000 They're singing in the crowd.

02:00:16.000 Ate a jab right there, too.

02:00:18.000 Eye poke?

02:00:19.000 Come on, Rev. They're working it out, bud.

02:00:21.000 They worked it out.

02:00:21.000 Oh, man.

02:00:24.000 Don't give him a chance.

02:00:25.000 He needs to give him a chance.

02:00:26.000 Oh, man.

02:00:27.000 Back to the footwork, son.

02:00:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:00:30.000 I hope Dwayne Lubbock's screaming that at him right now.

02:00:34.000 Yeah, he's trying to stay on him, but, you know, Aldo deserves his fucking rest if it's a legit eye poke.

02:00:39.000 Let's take a look at it right here.

02:00:42.000 Yeah, kinda hit his eyebrow.

02:00:44.000 That's not an eye poke where I come from.

02:00:46.000 In Aurora, Colorado, that's not an eye poke.

02:00:49.000 Okay, so the consensus is he's probably taking a little bit of a break right here, right?

02:00:53.000 Yes, 100%.

02:00:53.000 Bet and move.

02:00:54.000 100%, right?

02:00:55.000 And there's nothing wrong with that, right?

02:00:56.000 This isn't his first rodeo.

02:00:57.000 Yeah, and look, it legitimately did go in his eye.

02:01:00.000 So he's taking a little bit of a break.

02:01:01.000 Maybe it hurts more than we...

02:01:02.000 Yeah, and he's allowed to.

02:01:04.000 You say a poke, I say it.

02:01:05.000 So if he's allowed to, it's not really cheating.

02:01:07.000 Did I get poked in the eye?

02:01:08.000 Yeah, he's probably not even saying anything.

02:01:09.000 Hey, it went in my eye.

02:01:11.000 Are you okay?

02:01:12.000 Went in my eye.

02:01:13.000 Ooh.

02:01:14.000 Right back at it.

02:01:15.000 Ooh!

02:01:15.000 Right hand!

02:01:16.000 Oh, that left hook.

02:01:18.000 Oh!

02:01:20.000 Bendis takes him down!

02:01:21.000 Look at this scramble!

02:01:22.000 Mad scramble!

02:01:23.000 Kick to the body!

02:01:24.000 Hard kick to the body, man!

02:01:26.000 He could not keep him down!

02:01:27.000 A lot of time left!

02:01:33.000 Finish him!

02:01:34.000 Finish him!

02:01:35.000 You got to finish him for a minute!

02:01:35.000 Oh, man!

02:01:41.000 Got to get that knee across.

02:01:42.000 Big left hand!

02:01:44.000 Go back to half guard!

02:01:50.000 18 seconds to go!

02:01:53.000 Half guard!

02:01:53.000 Scramble!

02:02:01.000 Oh!

02:02:01.000 Green hand by Mendez!

02:02:03.000 Mendez, footwork!

02:02:05.000 Oh!

02:02:06.000 Overcut!

02:02:06.000 Almost over!

02:02:08.000 Oh!

02:02:09.000 The fucking bell!

02:02:11.000 He's fucked!

02:02:13.000 Holy shit!

02:02:15.000 Holy shit!

02:02:15.000 He's out of it, man!

02:02:16.000 Look at him!

02:02:18.000 Holy shit!

02:02:19.000 He'll recover!

02:02:23.000 Holy shit!

02:02:24.000 What a fucking round!

02:02:25.000 That's like a movie round.

02:02:27.000 The wars coming out of these fucking two gyms together are just turning amazing.

02:02:31.000 Oh my god, what a fucking round.

02:02:33.000 Let's hear what Drano says.

02:02:35.000 That's one of the best rounds I've seen in a long book of time.

02:02:37.000 Look at this.

02:02:38.000 Look at the end of the fight.

02:02:40.000 Boom!

02:02:41.000 At the buzzer!

02:02:42.000 He relaxed!

02:02:43.000 His eyes are closed.

02:02:44.000 Mendez was beating him up at first, and then Mendez got done.

02:02:46.000 You see the girl in the background shaking her finger?

02:02:48.000 That was after the buzzer!

02:02:50.000 Fucking asshole!

02:02:51.000 Nature let me know!

02:02:53.000 She's gonna get on Twitter and then get fired.

02:02:56.000 Watch.

02:02:56.000 That's gotta be Mendez's girlfriend.

02:02:59.000 Yeah, no Brazilian chick's gonna be wagging her finger at the camera.

02:03:02.000 Or, if she is, she's saying, you showed her not said shit!

02:03:06.000 He recovered.

02:03:07.000 He's fine.

02:03:08.000 Yeah, you say that.

02:03:09.000 He's fine.

02:03:09.000 Are you crazy?

02:03:11.000 Dude, that guy is a fucking...

02:03:13.000 He might be concussed.

02:03:15.000 Dude, he might be concussed.

02:03:16.000 Cross-eyed birdies?

02:03:17.000 Yes.

02:03:17.000 Dude, look at him right now.

02:03:18.000 You don't know, man.

02:03:20.000 The only one who knows right now is Chad.

02:03:22.000 That's it.

02:03:23.000 He's the only one who knows.

02:03:24.000 Look at his eyes.

02:03:24.000 I know.

02:03:25.000 Just me and Chad.

02:03:27.000 He's glazed Even if he does recover well, that was a stunning punch.

02:03:32.000 Back to the footwork.

02:03:33.000 Look at him.

02:03:35.000 Dancing around like an angel.

02:03:37.000 Dude, he took...

02:03:38.000 Like a tiny little buff angel.

02:03:39.000 He took a bunch of fucking punches off of his clock right there.

02:03:43.000 Look at him.

02:03:43.000 He looks beautiful.

02:03:44.000 Look at that stuff.

02:03:45.000 If he gets hit again, he's going to be, for sure, his chin's going to be diminished by that.

02:03:51.000 No.

02:03:51.000 Are you crazy?

02:03:52.000 Look at that.

02:03:53.000 That was a slip.

02:03:54.000 No.

02:03:56.000 Eddie Bravo's giving up on doing commentary.

02:03:59.000 It's just comedy now.

02:04:02.000 Chad just looks better.

02:04:03.000 He's not moving on that left leg.

02:04:05.000 Every way, every level.

02:04:06.000 He's buying time with his footwork.

02:04:07.000 Oh!

02:04:08.000 Nut kick.

02:04:11.000 Oh, no.

02:04:16.000 He was trying to hit him with a knee.

02:04:18.000 He was trying to catch Aldo in his...

02:04:19.000 This break helps out Chad, though.

02:04:20.000 Here we go.

02:04:20.000 Yeah.

02:04:21.000 This break helps out Chad.

02:04:22.000 This one does, yeah.

02:04:24.000 Unless the fight ends here.

02:04:26.000 No.

02:04:27.000 Dude, weird shit's happened before.

02:04:29.000 Let's take a look at it.

02:04:31.000 Oh, a strong, strong foot to the tank.

02:04:35.000 Okay, now, Ian, if he's got a metal cup on, how much difference is it?

02:04:40.000 For the front, the dick and the balls, Beans and Frank, it's fine, but it's the undercarriage.

02:04:45.000 So that shot still hurts.

02:04:47.000 That one sucks.

02:04:48.000 Yeah, in the taint area.

02:04:48.000 In the taint?

02:04:50.000 Underneath, you still go up into your junk and it hurts.

02:04:52.000 I got kicked in the dick the other day, and I had a line bruise down half my dick.

02:04:56.000 In what circles does that conversation come up?

02:04:58.000 I got kicked in the dick.

02:05:00.000 It hurts when I pee.

02:05:04.000 She's like, well, you got something to tell me?

02:05:05.000 I got kicked.

02:05:07.000 I got hit in the dick once so bad, I just started wearing a cup for jujitsu because my dick, I took my jock off and it was filled with blood.

02:05:15.000 Oh!

02:05:16.000 Yeah, and so I was thinking, God damn it, do I go to the emergency room?

02:05:19.000 And then I decided, what would I do if that was my nose?

02:05:22.000 I was like, if it was my nose, I wouldn't go to the emergency room.

02:05:24.000 So I just went home and I jerked off because I figured if my dick got hard, I didn't have to worry.

02:05:30.000 And it was okay.

02:05:32.000 It's weird how we're on the stage.

02:05:34.000 I pissed blood for a few days though.

02:05:37.000 It was just a guard pass, too.

02:05:37.000 Ugh.

02:05:39.000 Somebody was passing my guard and he shoved his knee right into my dick hole.

02:05:45.000 See, as a girl, I get nervous about that.

02:05:48.000 Like, I just wish y'all would wear cubs all the time.

02:05:50.000 I made kids after that, though, so it's all good.

02:05:56.000 Back to this fucking awesome fight.

02:05:58.000 Shit.

02:05:59.000 Oh, there's a hard one.

02:06:00.000 That was a hard one.

02:06:02.000 And he shook...

02:06:03.000 Why did he shake his finger?

02:06:04.000 Because he checked it.

02:06:04.000 He checked it?

02:06:05.000 Yeah.

02:06:08.000 Let's have a kill.

02:06:10.000 Well, this is the thing about Aldo.

02:06:11.000 Everybody knows that in the second, third, and fourth round, he starts to slowly begin his taper off.

02:06:17.000 And oftentimes in the fifth round, it's just not the same fighter.

02:06:19.000 For the first couple of rounds, he's a motherfucker.

02:06:21.000 Ooh, that rocked him.

02:06:22.000 But this was a crazy first round, and here we are in the second.

02:06:25.000 Nice body kick.

02:06:27.000 If Mendez might be starting...

02:06:28.000 Ooh, that was a good one.

02:06:30.000 Mendez might start to think that he's getting into him.

02:06:37.000 Mendes has not been known for his cardio either because he's such a beastly dude.

02:06:37.000 But you know what?

02:06:41.000 You know, those beastly guys, the Lombards and the Woodleys.

02:06:44.000 Too much muscle.

02:06:45.000 There's so much muscle involved.

02:06:46.000 And so much fast twitch, too.

02:06:48.000 It's not that slow endurance runner muscle, you know?

02:06:50.000 Like the Nick Diaz type muscle.

02:06:52.000 That guy, you never see him tired.

02:06:55.000 This is a fucking great fight, though, huh?

02:06:58.000 Because this is where it gets weird.

02:06:59.000 It gets weird if you can get into the third, fourth, and fifth round.

02:07:03.000 Especially if Mendez starts getting loose.

02:07:05.000 Who won the first round?

02:07:07.000 Fucking crazy round, but I've got to say Aldo.

02:07:09.000 Because Aldo had him almost out cold.

02:07:11.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:07:12.000 You've got to drop twice instead of once.

02:07:14.000 Yeah, and the last one was giant.

02:07:17.000 The last one was just a...

02:07:18.000 Oh, nice body kick!

02:07:21.000 Oh, shit!

02:07:22.000 Mendez getting loose!

02:07:25.000 Oh, shit!

02:07:27.000 Slipped!

02:07:28.000 Oh, check that one.

02:07:30.000 Owie, owie, owie, owie, owie.

02:07:32.000 Left hook and right hand over the top.

02:07:37.000 Wow.

02:07:38.000 Aldo loves that left hook.

02:07:40.000 He's got a fucking nasty whipping one, too.

02:07:44.000 No matter how much adrenaline you have, when you check a leg kick like that, shin to shin, it still hurts, right?

02:07:49.000 Oh, yeah.

02:07:49.000 Yeah, never did.

02:07:50.000 In the fight?

02:07:51.000 Well, unless you're one of those Thai dudes like Malapet.

02:07:54.000 You ever seen Malapet fight where he kicks guys shin to shin on purpose to break them down?

02:07:58.000 We just had Yotsin Klai at our gym.

02:08:00.000 Oh, God.

02:08:02.000 145 pounds, kicking a bag.

02:08:04.000 Oh, my God.

02:08:05.000 Never seen.

02:08:06.000 He's a ferocious guy, man.

02:08:08.000 One of my training partners just beat Malapet.

02:08:09.000 Really?

02:08:10.000 Who is it?

02:08:10.000 Shane Oblonsky, fighting glory.

02:08:12.000 Oh, no shit.

02:08:13.000 Dude, Yatzenklai fought in lion fights recently.

02:08:17.000 Holy shit, is he good.

02:08:19.000 He fought with the Indian guy.

02:08:22.000 Yeah, I love watching pure Thai.

02:08:25.000 Like those pure Thai fighters like him, like Malapet.

02:08:29.000 Yeltsin Kly is the motherfucker though, man.

02:08:32.000 He's 30 years old, right?

02:08:33.000 And he has some ungodly amount of fights.

02:08:35.000 300 fights.

02:08:36.000 That's so crazy.

02:08:37.000 Yeah, him, Sanchai, Superbon, guys like that.

02:08:40.000 Yeah.

02:08:40.000 Because when they all come over, they come and hang out with my coach.

02:08:43.000 Oh, do they?

02:08:44.000 Oh, that's amazing.

02:08:44.000 Really?

02:08:45.000 Is Tyrell the most hardcore?

02:08:47.000 They allow the most stuff?

02:08:48.000 Yeah.

02:08:49.000 Well, they allow you to clinch up and throw each other around.

02:08:51.000 You can kick dudes when they're on the ground.

02:08:52.000 Pretty much when they're on the ground.

02:08:53.000 You can throw them and shit.

02:08:55.000 Isn't that like Dracar?

02:08:56.000 What is that?

02:08:57.000 That Draco fights?

02:08:58.000 Yeah, Draco.

02:08:59.000 They used to have Draca.

02:09:01.000 They used to have takedowns.

02:09:02.000 Moe Smith fought in that shit.

02:09:04.000 Is that the most hardcore?

02:09:05.000 I'll go tag him again at the end of the round.

02:09:07.000 It just sweeps and kind of...

02:09:08.000 What's the most hardcore rule for striking?

02:09:09.000 Mendes got to get him thinking about the take time.

02:09:11.000 I'd say Muay Thai.

02:09:12.000 Mendes got to drag him into the third.

02:09:14.000 Because they just bludgeon each other.

02:09:15.000 But they just punch and kick it still.

02:09:19.000 Wouldn't that be more hardcore if you let them hold?

02:09:21.000 I think so.

02:09:21.000 I think it should be Muay Thai rules.

02:09:23.000 Yeah.

02:09:23.000 I like lion fights better.

02:09:25.000 They allow full elbows, Muay Thai, they clinch up, they hold on to each other for a while, they ragdoll each other, knee to the body, elbow over the top.

02:09:34.000 They don't even have elbows in Glory.

02:09:37.000 Glory is all kickboxing, like Dutch style.

02:09:39.000 We have some amazing Americans right now.

02:09:41.000 I mean, you've got Kevin Ross, Joe Schilling, Romy Adonza, Kai Hollenbeck.

02:09:46.000 And these are all guys that we're friends with.

02:09:48.000 To watch them fight is fucking incredible.

02:09:51.000 How about Schilling's fucking fight in glory against...

02:09:54.000 What is his name?

02:09:55.000 Simon Marcus.

02:09:56.000 Oh my god.

02:09:56.000 And then he fought...

02:09:58.000 So that was an extra round, so a fourth round.

02:10:00.000 Then he fought another fight and went three rounds.

02:10:02.000 Incredible.

02:10:02.000 And then he went and fought in the finals and fought to a decision.

02:10:06.000 With Artem.

02:10:06.000 Incredible.

02:10:07.000 And Artem's a fucking badass.

02:10:08.000 Artem is a motherfucker.

02:10:09.000 Dude.

02:10:10.000 He's so talented.

02:10:11.000 You see that spinning backhand that he hit him with?

02:10:15.000 Let off the slip.

02:10:15.000 Yeah.

02:10:16.000 I just love the way he fights, too, with his hands down and moves like a snake.

02:10:20.000 Mendes coming at him now.

02:10:21.000 This is the round you picked it up in.

02:10:22.000 Yeah, this is the...

02:10:23.000 Look at this.

02:10:24.000 He's got to show the shot.

02:10:24.000 He's already...

02:10:25.000 I bet you that's the game plan.

02:10:26.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:10:26.000 I bet it is the shot.

02:10:27.000 It's a slow pace.

02:10:28.000 Okay, now things are looking way better for Mendez.

02:10:32.000 You're digging into the third, fourth, and fifth rounds.

02:10:35.000 Traditionally, you're dealing with a different Aldo.

02:10:38.000 Oh, no.

02:10:39.000 Goddammit.

02:10:39.000 No, no, [...

02:10:42.000 Oh, if that's the end.

02:10:43.000 We're a sad group of fucking non-fuck-gay orgy-having dudes.

02:10:50.000 Have you ever had someone cut your eye with their finger?

02:10:53.000 Have you ever cut your eye before?

02:10:54.000 No, but you know the Winklejohn story, right?

02:10:57.000 Mike Winklejohn, the great trainer from Jackson's Academy, went blind because a guy he was holding pads for, his toenail went into his eyeball, sliced his eyeball open and was oozing out into his hand.

02:11:09.000 Just fell out?

02:11:10.000 Yeah.

02:11:12.000 Oh man, this looks like a bad one.

02:11:13.000 You ever hear of Sean Bias?

02:11:16.000 Sean Bias.

02:11:17.000 Yeah, crazy fucking fighter from NorCal.

02:11:19.000 We were wrestling and I took his back and he went to grab my head and skipped his finger up my eyeball.

02:11:24.000 I was bleeding out of my eye.

02:11:26.000 That was one of the scariest moments ever, but also it hurt so bad.

02:11:31.000 Okay, here we go.

02:11:32.000 They're back.

02:11:34.000 Is he going to take a point away?

02:11:35.000 No, he said next time.

02:11:36.000 Next time is take a point away.

02:11:39.000 Let's see.

02:11:41.000 Mendez, good defense.

02:11:42.000 He tagged him.

02:11:43.000 He tagged him.

02:11:44.000 He tagged him with that left.

02:11:47.000 Mendez with the left!

02:11:50.000 Oh, right hand of Aldo.

02:11:52.000 Goddamn, that's such a sweet right hand.

02:11:55.000 That's the one he hurt him with at the end of the first.

02:11:58.000 Yeah, dude.

02:11:59.000 Aldo's still here, man.

02:12:01.000 Great endurance in the starting round.

02:12:03.000 I wish Mendes would get to his wrestling a little bit.

02:12:05.000 Yeah.

02:12:06.000 They show it to him like Kane does always.

02:12:08.000 Up and down.

02:12:10.000 It'll make him work, but I think he's worried that if he makes him work like that, then he'll be too tired to do what he needs to do to stay safe on his feet.

02:12:17.000 He burned a lot of energy earlier in the takedowns.

02:12:17.000 Right?

02:12:21.000 But he wants to definitely be able to have the speed and movement.

02:12:24.000 This is the Dwayne Ludwig style, strategy style.

02:12:27.000 You know what's most interesting about this Dwayne Ludwig approach?

02:12:30.000 He didn't use it.

02:12:40.000 Dwayne had nasty counters, crisp clean, and no fucking no slop in any of his movement.

02:12:47.000 Like when he knocked out Jonathan Goulet with that right hand, that shit, he's backing up and that right hand comes off like a piston.

02:12:54.000 That's how great Dwayne is, is he knows...

02:12:57.000 Oh shit!

02:13:00.000 He knows that the best possible style will be stuff that he doesn't...

02:13:05.000 Oh, hard left.

02:13:07.000 Dude, Aldo fucked him up with that jab.

02:13:09.000 Nice inside leg kick.

02:13:12.000 Dude, Mendez is trying to win this fucking fight.

02:13:16.000 When he gets hit, he's getting angry.

02:13:18.000 And he's like digging his heels in saying, no, not tonight.

02:13:22.000 Not tonight.

02:13:23.000 And he's a couple times been tagged and then come back and rocked Aldo.

02:13:29.000 Because he's just determined to win this fight.

02:13:34.000 But man, that's when you gotta be careful.

02:13:35.000 When you're moving towards Aldo, those counters come so sharp.

02:13:39.000 Who do you think's winning so far?

02:13:41.000 It's a good question.

02:13:42.000 I think Aldo's up 2-0.

02:13:44.000 Yeah, Aldo definitely won the first, I think.

02:13:46.000 In the second round, I would say it's close, but probably Aldo, right?

02:13:53.000 I would have to go over that again.

02:13:54.000 Oh, that was a nice left.

02:13:55.000 Aldo's up 2-0.

02:13:56.000 Definitely.

02:13:56.000 You think so?

02:13:57.000 Both of you guys agree?

02:13:58.000 Yeah, I think Aldo's up 2-0.

02:13:59.000 I don't know about for sure.

02:14:00.000 What about this?

02:14:02.000 Oh!

02:14:02.000 100%.

02:14:04.000 Big uppercut!

02:14:05.000 He shook his head!

02:14:06.000 Oh, shit!

02:14:08.000 Aldo is hurt!

02:14:11.000 Wow.

02:14:13.000 He's throwing that uppercut and makes it look like he got hurt!

02:14:17.000 Back and forth.

02:14:18.000 Oh, that knee again.

02:14:19.000 Damn, they hurt each other.

02:14:25.000 Aldo's fucking tired.

02:14:26.000 Back to his feet.

02:14:26.000 He is fucking tired, but he still dangers his shit.

02:14:29.000 He throws so hard.

02:14:35.000 Goddamn.

02:14:36.000 Dude, good sprawl by Aldo too, huh?

02:14:38.000 And now Mendes is eating shots.

02:14:42.000 He's trying to recover here.

02:14:45.000 Keep punching him.

02:14:46.000 I don't know why you're fucking stalling out.

02:14:47.000 He doesn't want him to complete that single, right?

02:14:50.000 Oh!

02:14:50.000 Left hand hurt him!

02:14:51.000 Oh!

02:14:53.000 Get him down!

02:14:54.000 Look at this!

02:14:54.000 Oh shit!

02:14:55.000 Look at this!

02:14:57.000 Wow!

02:14:58.000 Mendes is in fucking shit!

02:14:58.000 What a crazy fight!

02:15:00.000 Holy shit!

02:15:01.000 Foot stomps!

02:15:02.000 Marco Hulas on him!

02:15:04.000 Look at that!

02:15:04.000 He's going Marco Hulas on him!

02:15:06.000 I wonder why more people don't do that.

02:15:07.000 Does that hurt Brandon?

02:15:08.000 Do these hurt foot stomps?

02:15:10.000 Is it more like don't do it to me and I want to do it to you?

02:15:12.000 Is it like that?

02:15:13.000 It's just like those cycle kicks in the front of the knee.

02:15:16.000 That's offensive.

02:15:17.000 It's kind of like, damn, man.

02:15:19.000 Yeah, like, dude, that's dirty, right?

02:15:20.000 Come on, bro.

02:15:21.000 The footstop and the front knee kick is horrible.

02:15:25.000 But he's not putting much into these knees, right?

02:15:26.000 Because he doesn't want to commit.

02:15:28.000 Oh, those are hard.

02:15:29.000 I love those.

02:15:31.000 He keeps missing.

02:15:32.000 Yeah, Dwayne's telling him to do it, if you look at him.

02:15:34.000 Yeah.

02:15:36.000 Oh!

02:15:37.000 That's a hard one, man.

02:15:39.000 He's like, okay, enough of that shit.

02:15:42.000 You're gonna break my pinky tongue.

02:15:43.000 Oh, they're right in front of each other here.

02:15:44.000 They're talking.

02:15:46.000 Oh, shit.

02:15:47.000 I wonder what he said.

02:15:48.000 Oh, yeah, they're laughing at each other.

02:15:50.000 Oh, that...

02:15:50.000 Drop down now.

02:15:51.000 The plum, baby.

02:15:52.000 Look out for that knee, son.

02:15:53.000 He probably said fight of the night, son.

02:15:55.000 Oh, he tagged him with that left hook!

02:16:00.000 Wow.

02:16:01.000 Ooh, this shit is getting crazy!

02:16:03.000 Who won that round?

02:16:04.000 Aldo.

02:16:05.000 Man, I don't know.

02:16:06.000 I don't know.

02:16:07.000 That one's talking back and forth.

02:16:08.000 I'm going to give that round to Mendez because of that.

02:16:10.000 I agree.

02:16:11.000 And then because of the end.

02:16:12.000 The fact that he got that takedown, got a hold of him, but Tim, Aldo did crack him right there, but Mendez recovered.

02:16:19.000 It's a hell of a fight.

02:16:20.000 It's a hell of a fight.

02:16:23.000 It's close.

02:16:24.000 Like, that round was close.

02:16:25.000 I forgot about Aldo dropping him there.

02:16:27.000 It's close.

02:16:28.000 But I think Mendes was controlling the end of the fight and tagged him at the end of the fight.

02:16:32.000 I give a lot of credit to the end of a round.

02:16:35.000 Or not the end of the fight, the end of a round.

02:16:37.000 I give a lot of credit to the end of the round.

02:16:39.000 I give a lot of credit to the end of a fight.

02:16:40.000 Because I feel like, and this is a stupid way to look at it, but in a street fight, it doesn't matter if a guy kicked your ass.

02:16:46.000 If the teachers pulled you off of him, you won.

02:16:50.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:16:51.000 A guy can hit you with a one-two punch, kick you in the leg, punch you in the liver, you're getting fucked up, and then somehow or another he slips, and you wind up on top, and you're punching him in the face, and the teacher pulls you off.

02:17:02.000 Most people are going to think you won.

02:17:04.000 Who was on top at the end?

02:17:04.000 Right?

02:17:06.000 Oh, Danny was on top, bro.

02:17:07.000 He was going to kill that kid.

02:17:08.000 Even if you were in their guard about to get armbar too, huh?

02:17:11.000 Yeah, sometimes people...

02:17:12.000 Well, that's a different one.

02:17:14.000 Depends on who's watching the fight.

02:17:15.000 Yeah.

02:17:16.000 Damn, Olo looks big.

02:17:17.000 He put a lot of muscle on, didn't he?

02:17:19.000 I was about to say he looks skinnier than usual.

02:17:21.000 I thought he looked real muscular.

02:17:23.000 Alright, here we go.

02:17:23.000 Whoa!

02:17:24.000 The deep, my friend!

02:17:26.000 Goldie almost had an aneurysm right there.

02:17:28.000 Deep.

02:17:31.000 He's switching up a lot, man.

02:17:32.000 A lot of southpaw movement.

02:17:35.000 That's again, Dwayne.

02:17:37.000 Dwayne, aka Dominic Cruz.

02:17:42.000 Fourth round is deep water for Aldo.

02:17:45.000 This is where shit gets weird with him.

02:17:47.000 This is where Mark Hominick was on top of Aldo.

02:17:52.000 Don't ever forget that.

02:17:53.000 And Mark Hominick, a very good striker.

02:17:55.000 That was the fifth round, right?

02:17:56.000 Very good striker.

02:17:58.000 A mouse living in his house.

02:18:00.000 I didn't know Mike's made of hard ice tea.

02:18:04.000 It's like someone stored a can of pineapples in his forehead.

02:18:10.000 Oh!

02:18:10.000 Mendez is still sharp, though, dude.

02:18:12.000 Mendez is still sharp.

02:18:14.000 He's in good shape for this fight.

02:18:15.000 That's a fact, man.

02:18:20.000 Good head movement, too.

02:18:23.000 Still switching up a lot, man.

02:18:25.000 And he's not backing off his pace, either.

02:18:28.000 Both these guys are, like, not committing, though.

02:18:31.000 They're getting real close.

02:18:32.000 They're touching, touching.

02:18:34.000 They're looking for that fucking burst.

02:18:40.000 Right hand over the top by Mendez.

02:18:42.000 Made it again.

02:18:42.000 Almost.

02:18:44.000 Leg kicks are slowed way down.

02:18:46.000 Aldo just shook his head.

02:18:47.000 They're talking.

02:18:48.000 And he's mad because...

02:18:49.000 Son, that sweet uppercut!

02:18:52.000 Oh, he's fucking him up, man.

02:18:54.000 He fucked him up with that left hand, too.

02:18:59.000 When was the last time we saw Aldo's face busted up like this?

02:19:02.000 This is unusual.

02:19:03.000 Oh!

02:19:03.000 He went with a head kick!

02:19:05.000 Barely missed that.

02:19:07.000 Holy shit.

02:19:08.000 Dillashaw style.

02:19:09.000 Fifth round head kick KO. Well, listen, man.

02:19:11.000 He's putting a pace on Aldo in this fourth round.

02:19:13.000 And Aldo is coasting.

02:19:14.000 He's not doing anything.

02:19:16.000 And this is where Aldo has usually been in control of the fight.

02:19:18.000 Oh!

02:19:19.000 He caught him with that left!

02:19:21.000 Right hand over the top!

02:19:21.000 Oh!

02:19:22.000 What is he doing?

02:19:24.000 He's complaining that their heads are cautious.

02:19:26.000 Oh, he can't complain.

02:19:27.000 He knows he's getting fucked up.

02:19:27.000 That's a weakness.

02:19:29.000 You can't complain over shit like that.

02:19:31.000 You know what's going on, man.

02:19:33.000 I'd like to see Jay Hayes wrestling now, man.

02:19:36.000 Aldo's gonna get ghetto.

02:19:39.000 He just starts throwing fucking wild heat.

02:19:41.000 But you know what?

02:19:42.000 What he's throwing is not hitting.

02:19:44.000 He's getting him on the end of shit.

02:19:46.000 It's not having the same impact that Mendez has had in this round.

02:19:49.000 I mean, look at the faces.

02:19:51.000 Aldo is broken up, man.

02:19:53.000 Mendez is doing some fucking damage.

02:19:55.000 Does that give you confidence when you see your opponent has blood?

02:19:57.000 Yes.

02:19:58.000 It gives you more cardio, too, right?

02:19:58.000 It does.

02:20:00.000 We can kill it.

02:20:03.000 What'd you say?

02:20:04.000 If it bleeds, we can kill it.

02:20:07.000 This fight is so fucking good.

02:20:10.000 What movie is that?

02:20:11.000 Predator.

02:20:12.000 Arnold Schwarzenegger.

02:20:12.000 Predator, bro.

02:20:13.000 He just did a Schwarzenegger accent.

02:20:15.000 Oh, they caught him at the right!

02:20:17.000 Aldo caught him at the right at the very end of the punch, though.

02:20:20.000 Look at Aldo's face is fucking bloody.

02:20:24.000 Oh, man.

02:20:25.000 Oh, he got poked.

02:20:30.000 He got poked, man.

02:20:31.000 Okay, he's just gonna go right back in.

02:20:33.000 He's got better cardio right now.

02:20:35.000 Don't let him rest.

02:20:35.000 It's smart.

02:20:36.000 Stay on him.

02:20:37.000 Back to the leg kick.

02:20:39.000 What if he gets leg kicked to death?

02:20:40.000 That would be hilarious.

02:20:41.000 That would be hilarious.

02:20:43.000 But I think it's too late for that.

02:20:45.000 I think you gotta do some real groundwork in those fucking first few rounds.

02:20:50.000 Or you just go out and Edson barboza him here.

02:20:53.000 Edson Barbosa, he might have one of the nastiest leg kicks in all the UFC right now.

02:20:58.000 Oh, by far.

02:20:58.000 For sure.

02:20:59.000 Nasty.

02:21:00.000 He's one of the only guys who stopped two people by leg kicks.

02:21:04.000 Nice!

02:21:05.000 He stopped Rafael Oliveira, and he stopped one of his earlier opponents.

02:21:10.000 Oh!

02:21:11.000 Hard right hand by Mendez!

02:21:11.000 Man!

02:21:13.000 Goddamn!

02:21:13.000 Don't forget about Marco Huaf.

02:21:16.000 UFC 7. Mm-hmm.

02:21:17.000 Yeah, man.

02:21:18.000 He was the one who showed everybody what's up.

02:21:20.000 Paul Varlan, son.

02:21:22.000 Chopped down the polar bear.

02:21:24.000 Remember that shit?

02:21:25.000 Oh yeah.

02:21:26.000 17. Marco, who else was the king of the foot stomps too?

02:21:29.000 Paul Varlance hit me up on Facebook.

02:21:30.000 Weird message.

02:21:31.000 No shit.

02:21:32.000 Weird message.

02:21:33.000 I don't know.

02:21:33.000 I was going to make a comeback.

02:21:34.000 You want sponsor?

02:21:35.000 I was like, Paul Varlance?

02:21:36.000 Really?

02:21:36.000 What's up, bro?

02:21:38.000 Weird message.

02:21:38.000 Yeah.

02:21:39.000 That was a hard check.

02:21:40.000 Hard check there.

02:21:43.000 He's setting up something, jabbing that chest.

02:21:46.000 Trap fighting.

02:21:49.000 Damn.

02:21:51.000 I don't want to hear about that weird message from a 350 pound dude who lives in Alaska.

02:21:56.000 Oh, shit!

02:21:58.000 Yeah, Chad can lose this round just by shit like that.

02:21:58.000 Come on, Chad.

02:22:01.000 He's so fucking athletic, it's crazy.

02:22:03.000 Aldo?

02:22:04.000 It's so violent and awesome.

02:22:04.000 Aldo.

02:22:07.000 Oh, shit.

02:22:08.000 10 seconds.

02:22:09.000 Go.

02:22:09.000 Right hand over top.

02:22:10.000 I'm Chad.

02:22:14.000 They must be yelling at him to turn it up here.

02:22:15.000 I wonder if he can hear Wayne in this fucking crowd.

02:22:17.000 I got a 2-2.

02:22:18.000 I think it's 3-1.

02:22:20.000 I think it's 2-2 as well.

02:22:22.000 You think it's 3-1 Aldo?

02:22:23.000 Yeah, I do.

02:22:25.000 3-1 Aldo?

02:22:26.000 I got 2-2.

02:22:27.000 Oh, look at that uppercut.

02:22:28.000 Shit, son.

02:22:30.000 So you think Aldo won this round?

02:22:32.000 How did Aldo win this round?

02:22:32.000 No, I think Chad won this one.

02:22:33.000 Chad won this one in the last one.

02:22:36.000 I think the last one was kind of close, but I think the last one...

02:22:40.000 Chad definitely won this one.

02:22:41.000 I think the last one, they're going to give it to Aldo because he rocked him.

02:22:43.000 Yeah, and you said the end of the round.

02:22:45.000 I think Aldo's going to win that round in Brazil.

02:22:48.000 But the end of the round was Mendez winning the round.

02:22:50.000 Yeah, I agree on that.

02:22:52.000 I mean, I don't know.

02:22:53.000 I don't know either.

02:22:54.000 We're just drunk.

02:22:55.000 Yeah.

02:22:55.000 Talking shit.

02:22:57.000 That's so folks at homes that are fucking, like, you're like, oh, fucking, I can do commentary.

02:23:01.000 Guess what?

02:23:02.000 You could.

02:23:05.000 We sound exactly like you when we're watching, folks.

02:23:09.000 You could.

02:23:09.000 This is fucking Ian McCall, one of the best flyaways on the planet Earth spinning through space.

02:23:14.000 And he does commentary just like you.

02:23:16.000 I don't fucking know.

02:23:17.000 What?

02:23:18.000 We're not that cool.

02:23:19.000 We're not that smart.

02:23:20.000 There was a couple times we were like, you forget that this is on air.

02:23:24.000 You know?

02:23:24.000 There's a couple times like, what do you think is that I'm not saying?

02:23:26.000 I don't forget.

02:23:27.000 I'm also sober, though.

02:23:28.000 Look at all those eyeballs, bro.

02:23:28.000 Oh, man.

02:23:30.000 Holy shit.

02:23:31.000 There's a lot of limited visibility in there.

02:23:33.000 This is the fifth and final motherfucking round.

02:23:36.000 I think who wins this round wins the fight.

02:23:37.000 This might be it.

02:23:38.000 Although it's in Brazil, don't forget that.

02:23:39.000 We might be about to see some crazy shit, man.

02:23:41.000 We might see some crazy shit.

02:23:43.000 Mendes.

02:23:44.000 You know Chad's going to bring it.

02:23:45.000 Aldo's got to turn his shit up.

02:23:46.000 Mendes with a left hand.

02:23:46.000 Oh!

02:23:48.000 Switches up the side.

02:23:49.000 Oh!

02:23:49.000 Hard left hook!

02:23:51.000 Goddamn!

02:23:53.000 Woo!

02:23:54.000 We got any punch stats?

02:23:55.000 What a fight.

02:23:56.000 Fuck numbers, dude.

02:23:57.000 I don't want numbers.

02:23:59.000 Oh, left hook.

02:24:01.000 Sneaky left hook.

02:24:03.000 That was right around the guard.

02:24:05.000 Yeah, he whips it, you know?

02:24:07.000 He whips it to the body as well.

02:24:10.000 Oh, they like each other, man.

02:24:12.000 They're having fun now.

02:24:13.000 There's a lot of respect now after this fucking crazy war.

02:24:16.000 I mean, these dudes know each other like nobody knows each other.

02:24:19.000 Oh!

02:24:20.000 Take down!

02:24:21.000 That's the difference!

02:24:21.000 Take it down!

02:24:22.000 Take it down!

02:24:24.000 And he's fucking tired, too, man.

02:24:26.000 This is going to be hard as shit to get back up from here.

02:24:28.000 When he does get back up, he's going to be exhausted.

02:24:30.000 Now you strike, son.

02:24:31.000 And Mendes is gorilla strong at 145. That dude is a beast.

02:24:36.000 Look at the crowd booing.

02:24:37.000 If he wins, dude, this is the last Brazilian to hold a title.

02:24:42.000 Every fucking champion will be American if he wins.

02:24:46.000 USA! USA! Don't be a terrorist!

02:24:50.000 Everyone chant USA! Corvette should just send them all cars.

02:24:55.000 Yeah!

02:24:55.000 Be American as fuck.

02:24:57.000 Drive around a Corvette, be a UFC champion.

02:24:59.000 I want that new Hellcat.

02:25:00.000 It's dope.

02:25:00.000 How do you like it?

02:25:01.000 Love it.

02:25:02.000 Love it.

02:25:05.000 707 horsepower fucking Chrysler.

02:25:06.000 You drove it, right?

02:25:08.000 Yeah, I drove it when I was in Denver.

02:25:09.000 I drove it for the whole weekend.

02:25:10.000 They gave it to me.

02:25:11.000 Why don't you get one of those?

02:25:11.000 I might.

02:25:12.000 I might get one of those.

02:25:13.000 They're only like, what, 65?

02:25:13.000 I just want to get an American muscle car.

02:25:15.000 But I'm thinking about a 1969 Mustang.

02:25:18.000 Yes.

02:25:18.000 Nothing's better than your Porsche.

02:25:19.000 That was my brother's first car.

02:25:20.000 No, nothing's going to be better than a drive.

02:25:21.000 It's not going to handle the same, but it'll be different.

02:25:23.000 Oh, shit!

02:25:24.000 Yeah, Aldo pushes him off.

02:25:25.000 That was my brother's first car, the 69 Mustang.

02:25:27.000 It's a great car.

02:25:28.000 So pretty.

02:25:28.000 The aesthetics, the way it looks is amazing.

02:25:30.000 I think you're onto something with Corvette.

02:25:31.000 They take all the UFC champions if he wins, put them all together, put commercials together and shit.

02:25:36.000 American as fuck.

02:25:37.000 That's a commercial.

02:25:39.000 Oh!

02:25:39.000 Left hand, right hand!

02:25:40.000 Look at that!

02:25:41.000 Oh, shit!

02:25:42.000 Let's go.

02:25:43.000 Dude, Aldo connected here, man.

02:25:45.000 This isn't good.

02:25:46.000 This is not good at all.

02:25:49.000 Let's see that jiu-jitsu.

02:25:51.000 No.

02:25:52.000 What if he finished him here?

02:25:52.000 What about that?

02:25:54.000 I don't know if he could stick on his back.

02:25:57.000 To finish here, my friend.

02:25:58.000 Any time.

02:25:59.000 240. 240. And he's used to having Uriah crawling around on him.

02:26:04.000 That's true.

02:26:05.000 And up.

02:26:06.000 Up again.

02:26:07.000 That's the thing about those guys.

02:26:07.000 Get out, son.

02:26:08.000 They all have fucking wicked guillotine defense.

02:26:12.000 And kick knockout.

02:26:13.000 Still in front of each other.

02:26:15.000 Stay in front of each other.

02:26:16.000 Anything can happen in this kind of fight.

02:26:18.000 That's why he just stepped back.

02:26:20.000 Stepped off.

02:26:21.000 Oh, yeah.

02:26:21.000 Step off again.

02:26:23.000 Keep moving.

02:26:24.000 Light on the toes.

02:26:25.000 He hasn't really thrown that many leg kicks.

02:26:26.000 You rest in an hour.

02:26:27.000 One hour.

02:26:29.000 This is over.

02:26:30.000 You did a lot of training.

02:26:31.000 Oh, vicious over the top and left to the body first.

02:26:35.000 Oh, shit!

02:26:37.000 Oh, my goodness!

02:26:39.000 Oh, I attacked him!

02:26:41.000 Oh, shit!

02:26:44.000 His head snapped back like a fucking PEZ dispenser!

02:26:49.000 Jesus.

02:26:50.000 Oh, shit.

02:26:55.000 Buckle up.

02:26:56.000 Oh, that's so sad.

02:27:00.000 Aldo with that left-right again.

02:27:03.000 Aldo being very conservative with the kicks, too, man.

02:27:06.000 Very conservative with the kicks.

02:27:08.000 Oh my god, who the fuck is going to win this fight?

02:27:10.000 This 90 seconds might be it.

02:27:13.000 This is the fight, son.

02:27:13.000 Chad just looked up at the clock.

02:27:15.000 Oh!

02:27:15.000 This might be it.

02:27:16.000 Left hand!

02:27:17.000 But he was moving away from that.

02:27:19.000 He was sliding to his left.

02:27:23.000 Again with the knee.

02:27:26.000 No, no, no.

02:27:27.000 That foot was incidental.

02:27:32.000 Oh my god, there's no time.

02:27:33.000 He can't be taking any breaks here.

02:27:35.000 They're going to give it to Aldo.

02:27:37.000 Fuck!

02:27:38.000 They might.

02:27:39.000 They might.

02:27:40.000 They might.

02:27:41.000 This is a goddamn close round.

02:27:43.000 Anybody can win this round.

02:27:44.000 If it ends right now, they give it to Aldo.

02:27:45.000 This is 50 seconds.

02:27:45.000 I agree.

02:27:46.000 Anybody can win this round.

02:27:48.000 Anybody wins this round with one successful flurry.

02:27:50.000 I said it would end right now.

02:27:51.000 If you can get a takedown, a big hit.

02:27:54.000 Yeah, I mean, but nothing stunning.

02:27:56.000 If Aldo stunned him here with something and had him wobbly, he would win the round.

02:27:59.000 He did.

02:27:59.000 He did stun him.

02:28:00.000 It just happened.

02:28:02.000 But not like before.

02:28:03.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:28:04.000 Not too much.

02:28:05.000 I mean, because he stunned Aldo, too.

02:28:08.000 He snapped his fucking head back with that jab.

02:28:11.000 And he's looking for that uppercut again.

02:28:12.000 I love that combo.

02:28:13.000 Holy shit.

02:28:14.000 20 seconds, man.

02:28:17.000 20 seconds.

02:28:18.000 What?

02:28:18.000 Oh, body kick!

02:28:19.000 Come on.

02:28:21.000 Go.

02:28:23.000 Cracking up 15, 15. Oh, check it!

02:28:25.000 You're fucking crazy, you think the Brazilian judges are going to give us the...

02:28:28.000 Oh, right hand by Aldo!

02:28:30.000 They exchanged right hands there.

02:28:30.000 Go, go, go, go!

02:28:32.000 Oh, Jesus Christ, they're swinging!

02:28:33.000 Oh!

02:28:34.000 Go!

02:28:35.000 Go!

02:28:37.000 Go!

02:28:38.000 Go!

02:28:39.000 Go!

02:28:40.000 Go!

02:28:41.000 Go!

02:28:42.000 Go!

02:28:43.000 Go!

02:28:44.000 Go!

02:28:47.000 Is there any more of these pro bar things out there?

02:28:49.000 Yeah, there's a bunch in the back.

02:28:50.000 Those are fucking delicious.

02:28:51.000 They're really good.

02:28:52.000 They're really good.

02:28:54.000 Goddamn.

02:28:55.000 That was a hell of a fight.

02:28:56.000 Oh my god.

02:28:58.000 What do we think here?

02:28:59.000 Aldo?

02:28:59.000 Aldo.

02:29:00.000 I think Aldo's going to win.

02:29:01.000 Aldo for sure.

02:29:01.000 But who do you think won?

02:29:03.000 Everybody thinks Aldo won?

02:29:04.000 Very, very close.

02:29:06.000 I think if I had to give anybody the last round, it'd probably be Aldo.

02:29:10.000 Yeah.

02:29:10.000 You know what?

02:29:11.000 I think Mendez won the last round.

02:29:14.000 When he snapped his head back, that was one of the most significant shots in the round.

02:29:17.000 They're going to give it to Aldo.

02:29:18.000 It was close enough where they were like, you know what?

02:29:20.000 They're just going to give it to him.

02:29:21.000 I would like to see the numbers, you know, because we're watching it and having fun.

02:29:26.000 Left hook, that was early.

02:29:27.000 That was the first round.

02:29:28.000 Look at the numbers, it's Aldo all day.

02:29:30.000 If you look at the numbers.

02:29:31.000 If you look at the damage, it's probably midgets.

02:29:33.000 Yeah, that's true, right?

02:29:34.000 If you do significant strikes, it's going to be Aldo all day.

02:29:36.000 Oh, look at that right hand.

02:29:38.000 Oh my goodness.

02:29:39.000 Oh my goodness.

02:29:40.000 A few more seconds, that could have been a finisher, too.

02:29:43.000 That left hook to the body is so vicious.

02:29:45.000 The replays, you know how powerful the replays are for the judges?

02:29:47.000 They're looking at the replays.

02:29:49.000 That looks like three rounds to Aldo right there.

02:29:50.000 And also, the crowd sways judges, too.

02:29:53.000 This is Mendez.

02:29:54.000 The replays, dude.

02:29:55.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

02:29:56.000 Maybe look at the replays and go, if that's what they're showing, that's what they saw.

02:29:59.000 Okay, but let's look at this.

02:30:01.000 I mean, that is a big goddamn round.

02:30:05.000 So that was round three.

02:30:06.000 So round three was definitely Mendez.

02:30:08.000 Right?

02:30:09.000 That was the one he really heard of.

02:30:10.000 That was the clearest round for Mendez.

02:30:12.000 Round four was like, who the fuck knows?

02:30:15.000 So round three was definitely Mendez.

02:30:17.000 Round four was who the fuck knows.

02:30:19.000 And round five, you know...

02:30:26.000 Round five is so close.

02:30:27.000 Who the fuck knows, man?

02:30:30.000 Who the fuck knows?

02:30:32.000 Great fight, though.

02:30:33.000 So you guys think Aldo by decision?

02:30:34.000 Aldo by a slight decision.

02:30:37.000 Meanwhile, whoever won, what a fucking fight.

02:30:39.000 Yeah, Jesus Christ, that was amazing.

02:30:41.000 Amazing.

02:30:46.000 Wow, unbelievable.

02:30:48.000 What a fight.

02:30:51.000 You know how much shit Conor McGregor is going to talk after this fight?

02:30:56.000 I don't think he wants some of this.

02:30:59.000 He got lit up by a midget.

02:31:03.000 Imagine what I'll do to you.

02:31:05.000 Imagine what I'll do to you.

02:31:09.000 Aldo.

02:31:10.000 What does he say?

02:31:11.000 I'll knock his head clean off.

02:31:13.000 I'll knock his head clean off.

02:31:16.000 All the way back to Dublin.

02:31:19.000 Winner by unanimous decision.

02:31:23.000 They're very happy in Brazil.

02:31:24.000 Very, very, very, very good fight.

02:31:27.000 Fun, wild fight.

02:31:27.000 Great fight.

02:31:29.000 You know, that's everything you want in a fight.

02:31:31.000 Two elite fighters going at it, changing direction, changing the tide, back and forth.

02:31:36.000 Both guys get tested.

02:31:38.000 Both guys have to overcome.

02:31:41.000 Fucking amazing fight.

02:31:46.000 Powerful, big, handsome Brian Stan with a napkin coming out of his pocket.

02:31:51.000 They try to give me that shit.

02:31:52.000 I'm like, put that goddamn napkin away.

02:31:54.000 It's not going in my fucking pocket.

02:31:56.000 You have them wearing suits, though.

02:31:57.000 Yeah, I don't wear the jacket, though.

02:31:58.000 I gave up on the jacket.

02:32:00.000 They used to make me wear the jacket.

02:32:02.000 They got me all these beautiful suits.

02:32:04.000 They had them custom made from my bridge troll body.

02:32:10.000 They fit great.

02:32:12.000 You always have to wear long sleeve shirts?

02:32:14.000 No, I just do.

02:32:16.000 I don't want to be distracting.

02:32:18.000 So I don't want to show tattoos.

02:32:20.000 That's why I wear long sleeve mostly on stage too.

02:32:22.000 It's just distracting.

02:32:24.000 It's one more thing for people to think about.

02:32:27.000 Damn.

02:32:28.000 What's he saying?

02:32:29.000 He's all caught up, too.

02:32:30.000 Look at his left eye.

02:32:31.000 Holy shit.

02:32:31.000 He's gonna party with him after the lines after.

02:32:33.000 Good night.

02:32:34.000 I go no gi.

02:32:40.000 Well, hey folks, what a fucking fight.

02:32:40.000 Wow.

02:32:43.000 What an awesome card.

02:32:45.000 So, powerful Phil Davis.

02:32:48.000 That was a big victory for Phil Davis.

02:32:50.000 Yeah, that was huge.

02:32:51.000 He looked like a monster.

02:32:52.000 That was like the best Phil Davis of all time.

02:32:52.000 Wow.

02:32:55.000 Especially after that last performance with Anthony Johnson.

02:33:00.000 Fucking amazing return.

02:33:01.000 He didn't really throw any leg kicks, huh?

02:33:03.000 Aldo did not throw that many.

02:33:04.000 I mean, he got lit up with some of his own.

02:33:06.000 I mean, of Mendes.

02:33:07.000 It's right off the bat.

02:33:08.000 But this was a fucking test, man.

02:33:10.000 And he survived a really motivated, really well-trained Chad Mendes.

02:33:15.000 But what a fucking close fight.

02:33:17.000 What a great fight.

02:33:24.000 Interesting division, man.

02:33:25.000 I don't even know how he can say he thinks he deserved to win.

02:33:28.000 You know, I mean, he won.

02:33:30.000 Why say I think I deserve to win?

02:33:33.000 You fucking won, man.

02:33:35.000 Might be looking at his face.

02:33:36.000 I guess so.

02:33:38.000 I mean, it was a close fight, but everybody in this room thinks that he won, right?

02:33:44.000 But isn't that kind of a common thing when someone walks away, way more damage than the other?

02:33:48.000 Yeah, sure.

02:33:50.000 But you know, that damage can come from one exchange, right?

02:33:52.000 Yeah.

02:33:53.000 Like, you see Chris Algieri, when he beat that Provodnikov guy?

02:33:58.000 He got lit up in the first round, closed his eye almost completely shut, and then outboxed him for the remainder of the fight.

02:34:04.000 He did a tremendous, tremendous job.

02:34:07.000 And some people have more scar tissue.

02:34:08.000 Some people do take damage a lot worse than others from lighter strikes.

02:34:16.000 Jose Aldo.

02:34:17.000 That's a motherfucker right there.

02:34:19.000 That's the motherfucker.

02:34:20.000 What do you guys think in the pound for pound thing?

02:34:22.000 Like, he used to get tossed around as being impossible.

02:34:25.000 I always have.

02:34:25.000 I think he is.

02:34:26.000 Do you still think he is after this fight?

02:34:27.000 Number one pound for pound?

02:34:28.000 Yeah, I do.

02:34:29.000 Really?

02:34:29.000 Yeah.

02:34:30.000 No, that's what you think, Joe?

02:34:31.000 No.

02:34:31.000 No, I think it's probably Mighty Mouse.

02:34:35.000 I really do.

02:34:36.000 I mean, I think Mighty Mouse...

02:34:37.000 Gester's better than Mighty Mouse.

02:34:38.000 Yeah, McCall might be better than Mighty Mouse.

02:34:40.000 I am.

02:34:40.000 If you beat him, I really think that you probably deserve pound for pound best.

02:34:44.000 I just think that if I look at technique for technique, okay, and I look at what he's been able to pull off in title fights, he's, like, flawless, you know, in title fights.

02:34:53.000 I think there's other guys fighting tougher guys.

02:34:55.000 You might be right.

02:34:56.000 And that's the thing about, like, 205, and that's why Jones comes into...

02:34:59.000 Look at John Jones, look at Kane, Blasquez.

02:35:01.000 John Jones is maybe it.

02:35:04.000 Real quick, you put all those guys in a room, John Jones and Kane are going to twist everyone's heads off.

02:35:08.000 And don't even...

02:35:09.000 I hate when people put Ronda in there.

02:35:11.000 Oh, God.

02:35:11.000 Pound for pound?

02:35:12.000 It's hard to do with a woman.

02:35:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:35:15.000 It's hard to do with a woman.

02:35:16.000 I don't agree with that at all.

02:35:17.000 I think women's MMA, pound for pound, she's number one of all time.

02:35:20.000 And how about women?

02:35:22.000 Ever that walk the face of the planet, she's number one of all time.

02:35:25.000 There shouldn't even be a list.

02:35:25.000 Number one.

02:35:26.000 There should just be a list.

02:35:27.000 Pound for pound, Rhonda.

02:35:29.000 There should be anyone else.

02:35:30.000 There's probably some crazy Mongol bitch, though, from like 1220. That stinky pussy would get bitches and triangles.

02:35:36.000 Pound for pound mean males.

02:35:38.000 Not males and females.

02:35:40.000 If Ronda Rousey is the ultimate chick ever, and I agree, that puts her on that pound...

02:35:46.000 The pound for pound means...

02:35:48.000 Weight doesn't matter.

02:35:50.000 You know what I mean?

02:35:51.000 You want to see pound for pound?

02:35:53.000 Put Ronda Rousey in there with Hennon Burrell.

02:35:54.000 Yeah, that's so crazy.

02:35:56.000 Do you have any idea what TJ would do to her?

02:35:58.000 It's silly, man.

02:35:59.000 I didn't look at it like that.

02:36:01.000 You're right.

02:36:02.000 Hennon Burrell would kick some bitches' heads.

02:36:03.000 Are you sure, though?

02:36:04.000 Are you sure Hennon Burrell would beat Ronda Rousey?

02:36:06.000 We're talking about pound for pound.

02:36:08.000 They're the same weight.

02:36:09.000 Do you know how crazy that fight would be?

02:36:11.000 I don't know.

02:36:12.000 That would be a ruthless, wife-beating...

02:36:14.000 It would be cool.

02:36:15.000 It would be so horrible.

02:36:20.000 If you go pound for pound, or you talk about the toughest man in the world, it's usually the heavyweight champ, or it's Jon Jones.

02:36:25.000 I've rolled with Ronda a lot.

02:36:26.000 Oh, no, no, no.

02:36:27.000 Look, if they had to roll together, it's a different scenario.

02:36:29.000 But they don't.

02:36:30.000 They have to MMA fight.

02:36:31.000 And when you're talking about kickboxing, Hennenborough can do shit she can't do.

02:36:35.000 Hennenborough's a black belt, son.

02:36:36.000 Even if they roll, it's not going to go well.

02:36:38.000 It's not going to go...

02:36:39.000 But look, he's a man.

02:36:40.000 He's a strong man.

02:36:42.000 And he can fucking kick ridiculously hard.

02:36:45.000 He can punch ridiculously hard.

02:36:47.000 He can hit you with a standing knee.

02:36:50.000 Like a front kick, he can knee you in the face like that.

02:36:52.000 She might.

02:36:53.000 Or she might wake up with a flashlight in her face.

02:36:55.000 Maybe.

02:36:56.000 We don't know.

02:36:57.000 We don't know.

02:36:58.000 It's stupid to include women pound for pound.

02:37:01.000 And she says that, by the way.

02:37:03.000 Rhonda says that, by the way.

02:37:04.000 Yeah, I know.

02:37:04.000 They asked her, and she's like, a woman fighting a man is ridiculous.

02:37:07.000 It's just stupid.

02:37:08.000 And it is stupid.

02:37:10.000 It's silly.

02:37:10.000 Goldie, no hanky.

02:37:11.000 Brian Stan, hanky.

02:37:12.000 Goldie wins.

02:37:13.000 No, no.

02:37:14.000 See, I give Brian Stan the win because Goldie has that three-piece suit on.

02:37:17.000 I hate the three-piece suit.

02:37:17.000 Which one has more makeup?

02:37:18.000 That's the real question.

02:37:19.000 For sure, Goldie.

02:37:20.000 Oh, the three-piece suit?

02:37:21.000 Goldie needs a nap and a drink of water.

02:37:22.000 And Stan has such pretty eyes.

02:37:26.000 Conor McGregor is next.

02:37:28.000 He's playing Dennis Seaver, right?

02:37:30.000 Yeah, if he beats Dennis Seaver, and Dennis Seaver is no fucking pushover.

02:37:34.000 Dennis Seaver's got that sneaky front leg roundhouse kick.

02:37:36.000 Good matchup for Connor.

02:37:37.000 What if Cub beats Frankie, though?

02:37:38.000 He's shorter.

02:37:40.000 Great matchup for Connor.

02:37:41.000 Look, if Cub beats Frankie by substantial margin, or Frankie beats Cub by substantial margin, whether by decision, submission, or knockout, they probably, in my opinion, are ahead on the ladder.

02:37:55.000 The problem is, Conor puts ass in seats.

02:37:59.000 That's why you saw his fucking picture, and he's hanging out with Dana White down there in Brazil.

02:38:02.000 And a lot of people are like, here we go, Swanson and Edgar.

02:38:05.000 This is, in my opinion, this is the real number one, number two title fight.

02:38:10.000 Contender fight.

02:38:11.000 But it doesn't mean that I don't think that McGregor's up there with them.

02:38:14.000 I think he definitely is.

02:38:15.000 But here we're looking at a guy like Cub Swanson that has a fucking litany of broken bodies in the UFC to his career.

02:38:23.000 I mean, look at what he did to Dennis Seaver.

02:38:25.000 Cub deserves it more.

02:38:26.000 If Conor beats Dennis Seaver, okay, that's great.

02:38:28.000 That's a good fight.

02:38:29.000 Look at what Cub did to Dennis Seaver.

02:38:31.000 Cub lit Dennis Seaver on fire.

02:38:33.000 Cub's the most talented MMA fighter I know.

02:38:36.000 He's fantastic.

02:38:36.000 That's crazy.

02:38:37.000 Frankie Edgar's a motherfucker and he never stops moving.

02:38:40.000 He cuts crazy angles.

02:38:42.000 He's got ridiculous wrestling.

02:38:43.000 He's got more heart than any fucking human being that's ever walked the face of the planet.

02:38:47.000 He recovers better from a beating than anyone I've ever seen in my life.

02:38:50.000 It's not about that, though, is it?

02:38:51.000 It's not about that.

02:38:52.000 Conor's entertaining, people want to see him fight, so they're going to give him the title shot.

02:38:55.000 But, how about this?

02:38:57.000 In New Jersey, Frankie Edgar versus Conor McGregor for the number one contender.

02:39:03.000 Holy shit!

02:39:05.000 That slammed You know what you do?

02:39:21.000 This is what you do, man.

02:39:22.000 You go to Jose Aldo and go, I heard you hurt your foot.

02:39:29.000 Stop peeling off thousands.

02:39:32.000 Listen, my friend.

02:39:33.000 We're talking about an interim title.

02:39:35.000 We're not talking about the real title.

02:39:37.000 Keep peeling off cash.

02:39:39.000 Dana White should fucking...

02:39:41.000 Everybody throw your cell phone in the bucket and we'll go into this room.

02:39:44.000 Shut the door.

02:39:45.000 Can you do Joey Diaz doing Conor McGregor?

02:39:47.000 Listen, cocksucker.

02:39:49.000 I'm the number one contender.

02:39:50.000 I put asses in seats.

02:39:52.000 I'm the guy.

02:39:53.000 Nobody wants to see you with your fucking faggy SoCal tattoos.

02:39:57.000 Oh, I like palm trees.

02:39:58.000 Get the fuck out of here, dude.

02:40:00.000 I'm from Dublin, motherfucking Ireland, okay?

02:40:04.000 You're from California.

02:40:05.000 You're sitting in the fucking HOV lane in an electric car.

02:40:08.000 Cock sucker, I'm on a horse.

02:40:10.000 I'm on a horse.

02:40:10.000 It's raining out all day, and I'm drunk.

02:40:15.000 I'm the number one contender, dog.

02:40:17.000 I'm gonna fucking fill up a soccer stadium.

02:40:24.000 That's what he would say.

02:40:26.000 But Joey would leave after he said that while you were laughing.

02:40:30.000 Fuck this shit!

02:40:31.000 And he'd just walk out the door.

02:40:32.000 We would be hanging around the comedy store.

02:40:34.000 He would say some shit like that and then just walk away on the punchline.

02:40:37.000 Just walk away!

02:40:39.000 It was such a master showman.

02:40:42.000 Walk away on punchlines.

02:40:45.000 Well, this fucking podcast is over, folks.

02:40:47.000 Yeah.

02:40:48.000 Jose Aldo's the shit.

02:40:49.000 Chad Mendes is a motherfucker.

02:40:51.000 That was a goddamn awesome fight.

02:40:52.000 Phil Davis is a beast.

02:40:53.000 Phil Davis came back strong tonight.

02:40:56.000 Neil Magny, five in a row, son.

02:40:58.000 Okay, what do you guys think about Hunt and Verdun?

02:41:01.000 What about that shit?

02:41:02.000 Verdun.

02:41:03.000 Vadum looked deadly in that last round.

02:41:05.000 Yeah, remember it's at elevation.

02:41:06.000 So it's at 7,500 feet.

02:41:10.000 Is that Mexico City?

02:41:10.000 Yes.

02:41:11.000 The highest elevation in any UFC fight ever.

02:41:14.000 If you remember, Mark Hunt fought in Denver and we fought Rothwell.

02:41:17.000 It might have been the worst heavyweight fight in history.

02:41:19.000 They won't come back to Denver and put heavyweights on the card it was so bad.

02:41:22.000 Right, but meanwhile they have a heavyweight title.

02:41:23.000 So now you have a heavyweight title.

02:41:24.000 Oh, you have three weeks?

02:41:26.000 Oh, you weigh 305 pounds?

02:41:27.000 That's every division right now.

02:41:29.000 He's got to lose so much weight, too.

02:41:31.000 He's got to lose 30-something pounds.

02:41:33.000 You're crazy.

02:41:34.000 I would love to see Hunt just fucking...

02:41:37.000 I like just seeing Hunt win.

02:41:38.000 But I also like Verdum.

02:41:40.000 Well, if Verdum wins, he speaks really good Spanish.

02:41:44.000 They reschedule it again.

02:41:45.000 He fights in Mexico against Kane.

02:41:48.000 I mean, god damn.

02:41:49.000 Maybe if Kane comes back healthy.

02:41:51.000 They're going to do Mexico again with Kane?

02:41:51.000 Amazing.

02:41:54.000 It's hard to gamble.

02:41:55.000 It depends on how well this card does.

02:41:58.000 This card does really well in Mexico.

02:42:00.000 It sells really well.

02:42:01.000 But now the problem is Kane's not the headliner anymore.

02:42:04.000 They even said, like Dana White said publicly, like, we can't go to Mexico without Kane.

02:42:07.000 And Diego's hurt too.

02:42:09.000 Diego's out too.

02:42:11.000 So Diego's out.

02:42:12.000 Kane's out.

02:42:13.000 And the Mexican kid.

02:42:15.000 What's his name?

02:42:16.000 Eric Perez?

02:42:17.000 Yeah.

02:42:18.000 I don't know.

02:42:19.000 I don't know if he's out.

02:42:19.000 Is he out?

02:42:20.000 Oh my god.

02:42:21.000 Is he out too?

02:42:22.000 I don't think he's out for sure.

02:42:23.000 I thought I heard that.

02:42:25.000 That's such a bummer, man.

02:42:25.000 All these guys getting injured.

02:42:27.000 Heavyweight division, wide open!

02:42:29.000 Big Brown beats Travis Brown.

02:42:31.000 What's up?

02:42:33.000 This is what I wanted to ask you guys about.

02:42:35.000 You two guys especially.

02:42:36.000 What did you think about the...

02:42:38.000 No.

02:42:39.000 Soft.

02:42:40.000 What did you think about the Kung Lee thing?

02:42:43.000 That's a situation that was really weird.

02:42:46.000 He got popped, allegedly, for a high growth hormone, right?

02:42:50.000 And then they say that the test is ridiculous and there's a bunch of people who weighed in on it that are apparently experts in the protocol and the way everything was handled.

02:42:59.000 And then the UFC, for the first time ever, rescinded it.

02:43:02.000 If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.

02:43:05.000 What is that?

02:43:05.000 It's tough not to look at that picture of Kung Lee and be like, oh wow, yeah, you're not on protein and, you know what I'm saying?

02:43:11.000 Because he's in his 40s and he never looked like that before.

02:43:13.000 If you've seen that picture, it's insane.

02:43:15.000 He looks like one of those gorillas they brought up there, one of those apes.

02:43:18.000 He looks jacked and shredded.

02:43:19.000 And he tests positive for HGH, but he also got his ass whooped.

02:43:23.000 But he didn't test positive for HGH. He tested positive for elevated human growth hormone levels, and they don't have a baseline for him.

02:43:31.000 That's the problem.

02:43:32.000 People have weird endogenous levels of all sorts of hormones.

02:43:36.000 There's a reason why some people are depressed.

02:43:39.000 Why are they depressed?

02:43:40.000 They have bad levels of serotonin.

02:43:42.000 Some people that have had head injuries have low levels of testosterone.

02:43:46.000 So he might just naturally have some weird thing where he has a lot of growth hormone.

02:43:49.000 He just might naturally, when he hits 40, get super shredded, puts on 20 pounds of muscle, And that's how it goes.

02:43:54.000 Look, it's true.

02:43:55.000 Oh, look at the pictures of him.

02:43:56.000 See, that's normal.

02:43:58.000 That's normal when you hit 40. We all look like that, man.

02:44:01.000 He does look retarded and ridiculous.

02:44:03.000 He's for sure going to be in the next Expendables.

02:44:04.000 But he's been an athlete his whole life.

02:44:05.000 He's done Kung Fu since he was three.

02:44:07.000 That doesn't look like a real ab.

02:44:09.000 If I had an ab like that, I would quit working out forever.

02:44:12.000 I'll just take pictures of that shit and send it out.

02:44:17.000 Done.

02:44:17.000 I did it.

02:44:19.000 Made the best abs of all time.

02:44:20.000 Suck it.

02:44:21.000 I'm over.

02:44:22.000 That's the best abs maybe ever.

02:44:24.000 Right?

02:44:25.000 I'm not mad at him.

02:44:25.000 He's a cutie pie 100. No bullshit.

02:44:28.000 Have there been better abs?

02:44:29.000 No.

02:44:30.000 There's been different abs.

02:44:32.000 I agree.

02:44:32.000 That's a set of abs.

02:44:33.000 That might be the best abs an MMA fighter has ever exhibited.

02:44:37.000 And Lee, because he's such a kicker, kicking is all your core and your abs and your obliques and shit.

02:44:43.000 It didn't really help him though, did it?

02:44:44.000 He looks great.

02:44:45.000 If it's the Olympia, yeah, man.

02:44:46.000 He hasn't fought in a couple of years, and he fought Bisping, who's a cardio machine.

02:44:50.000 Bisping has a 34...

02:44:52.000 Don't you have like a 38 beats per minute?

02:44:54.000 Look at that.

02:44:55.000 Big brown, a heavyweight with a 38 beats per minute resting heart rate.

02:44:58.000 Same as Michael Phelps.

02:44:59.000 What, what, son?

02:45:00.000 Swim in the pool.

02:45:00.000 What, what?

02:45:01.000 Just like a fucking swimmer.

02:45:02.000 He smokes weed, though.

02:45:04.000 That's why his heart rate is so low.

02:45:05.000 Exactly.

02:45:05.000 He's just not even sure he's taking a test.

02:45:07.000 I'm natural.

02:45:08.000 I hate to want to be, but I was 37 yesterday, two days ago.

02:45:11.000 You are 100 pounds, my friend.

02:45:13.000 I know.

02:45:16.000 He just carried me around all day.

02:45:18.000 No, that's impressive, man.

02:45:19.000 How much do you walk around that, seriously?

02:45:22.000 Not in fight shape, like 50. Oh, that's not that small.

02:45:26.000 So, 115 and you drop down to 125. How much of it is water?

02:45:29.000 How much of it is water weight?

02:45:31.000 10, 12 pounds.

02:45:32.000 That's a lot, though.

02:45:33.000 Your body weight per percentage, you got to think about it, as opposed to like a heavyweight 10 pounds ain't shit.

02:45:37.000 But when you get down to like 125, 10 pounds is quite a bit, right?

02:45:40.000 What I'll do is I'll do...

02:45:43.000 I got to Ireland at 18 over, I think.

02:45:48.000 But it was just like, it was the easiest cut I've ever had because my diet and all this stuff, I mean, I've got my diet super tuned in.

02:45:55.000 This company makes all my meals.

02:45:56.000 It's called the Gorgeous Mix.

02:45:58.000 My buddy makes all my meals.

02:45:59.000 It's 15 meals a week that are vegan.

02:46:01.000 And then I eat meat because I'm not vegan.

02:46:06.000 I was going to make a rude comment and say I'm not homosexual.

02:46:08.000 Did they use gluten?

02:46:10.000 I hear there's a lot of gay people that like hot dogs.

02:46:12.000 So I don't think that makes any sense.

02:46:13.000 Oh shit, I came with it.

02:46:15.000 I came with it.

02:46:16.000 Do you eat gluten?

02:46:19.000 I try not to.

02:46:20.000 You try not to?

02:46:21.000 You try not to too, right?

02:46:22.000 I did gluten-free for my last camp.

02:46:25.000 I gotta be honest, I didn't feel that much of a difference.

02:46:27.000 I gotta think, dude, a guy like you or either one of you guys is burning off so much goddamn glucose in a day.

02:46:33.000 You know, you're burning off so much sugar that I don't think it would hurt to have like a little pasta in your diet.

02:46:38.000 I just don't.

02:46:39.000 I don't think we're talking about a regular person.

02:46:41.000 It's not that I think about it.

02:46:41.000 Yeah.

02:46:43.000 I get some pasta made.

02:46:44.000 I had a bag of gummy bears before I hit Mr. I was like, fucking Anderson Silva.

02:46:48.000 For reals, man.

02:46:48.000 Yeah.

02:46:49.000 In a bag of gummy bears.

02:46:50.000 Someone gave me a small bag of gummy bears.

02:46:51.000 Yeah.

02:46:52.000 I ate them right before training.

02:46:53.000 I don't know what it is.

02:46:54.000 Were they marijuana gummy bears?

02:46:55.000 Or were they gummy bears that were like candy gummy bears?

02:46:58.000 They might have been like A-Rap gummy bears.

02:46:59.000 I don't know.

02:47:00.000 Oh, shit.

02:47:01.000 Those are gummy bears.

02:47:01.000 You know what that's called?

02:47:03.000 Before someone fucking screws me over.

02:47:05.000 They were Harvey old gummy bears that you get at Ralph's.

02:47:07.000 So just the sugar, you needed it.

02:47:08.000 The sugar.

02:47:09.000 You needed it.

02:47:09.000 I don't eat sugar ever.

02:47:11.000 Literally ever.

02:47:12.000 It's not bad to have some simple sugar if you're working out the way you're working out because you're burning off so much fucking calories.

02:47:18.000 You got to think about just a grappling workout where your body feels like when it's over and they say the best thing to drink is chocolate milk because it has so many different things in it.

02:47:27.000 It has the casein, the milk protein.

02:47:29.000 Well, Aubrey would know better than anybody.

02:47:31.000 Let me say the ratio is two to one, right?

02:47:33.000 Especially if you've got raw chocolate milk, then you have the enzymes in there to help break down the milk.

02:47:37.000 Because that's the problem that causes an inflammatory response because it's hard to break down when it's pasteurized.

02:47:43.000 If you had raw chocolate milk, that would be...

02:47:44.000 So he's saying if I had a cow...

02:47:46.000 Suck the teeth.

02:47:47.000 Onnit's raw chocolate milk.

02:47:49.000 No, you can get raw milk from some health food stores, like Sprouts.

02:47:52.000 It has raw milk.

02:47:53.000 Or it'll be a bitch and just take some Onnit protein.

02:47:55.000 No, dude, I'm telling you, raw milk, if you're like a non-milk drinking person, I have a totally different reaction between drinking regular milk and drinking raw milk.

02:48:04.000 Totally different reaction.

02:48:05.000 I don't like any of that shit.

02:48:06.000 Raw milk just seems to have no, my body has no problem with it.

02:48:08.000 I like rice digested.

02:48:10.000 What about rice milk and hemp milk?

02:48:11.000 Red milk is not milk.

02:48:13.000 It's weird fucking water.

02:48:14.000 But it's not bad for you.

02:48:15.000 It's milky-ass water.

02:48:16.000 It depends on if it's sweetened.

02:48:17.000 But it's sweetened almond milk.

02:48:18.000 Oh, that's sweetened.

02:48:19.000 That's a lot of sugar, dude.

02:48:20.000 It's not bad.

02:48:20.000 Duncan Trussell called me up the other day.

02:48:22.000 He's like, Dude, I found the best thing!

02:48:25.000 Almond milk!

02:48:25.000 It's so healthy.

02:48:26.000 It's so good for you.

02:48:27.000 I go...

02:48:28.000 I go, does it taste really good?

02:48:29.000 He goes, yeah.

02:48:29.000 I go, that's sugar.

02:48:31.000 And he goes, really?

02:48:32.000 I go, look at the label.

02:48:34.000 And he goes, oh my god, 18 grams of sugar per serving?

02:48:37.000 I go, yeah, it's sweet.

02:48:38.000 You're drinking sugar water.

02:48:40.000 Usually if it tastes good, it's not good.

02:48:42.000 What about the unsweetened version?

02:48:43.000 Unsweetened tastes like asshole milk.

02:48:46.000 It tastes like they just rub your own.

02:48:47.000 It can get a little sour, but you can make your own.

02:48:49.000 All it is is you just take raw almonds and you blend them up.

02:48:49.000 It's really easy.

02:48:52.000 Same with making hemp milk.

02:48:53.000 You take raw hemp seeds and blend them up.

02:48:54.000 How about you just eat almonds and drink water and stop being a bitch?

02:48:57.000 The emulsification actually creates the milk.

02:49:00.000 Right, but is there a benefit in that emulsification?

02:49:03.000 Is there better just to buy it?

02:49:04.000 No, but if you're making a smoothie or something and you need the liquid and you want to get that flavor.

02:49:08.000 There's for sure a better way to spend your time than blending up almonds on your own.

02:49:12.000 Being one of those weirdos that soaks almonds and tries to get some of your own almond milk.

02:49:16.000 And there's no benefit.

02:49:16.000 None of my friends do that.

02:49:17.000 No benefit.

02:49:18.000 Is this going to make you dick grow?

02:49:19.000 No.

02:49:20.000 No.

02:49:20.000 Is it going to make you smarter?

02:49:21.000 Is it going to help you recover faster?

02:49:23.000 It's going to remind you how awesome milk is.

02:49:23.000 No.

02:49:26.000 Drink some coffee.

02:49:27.000 Make some Coco Pops with that shit.

02:49:29.000 Is raw milk good?

02:49:30.000 Like my daughter has rheumatoid arthritis.

02:49:32.000 Would it be good for them?

02:49:33.000 Yeah, I mean, raw milk or raw goat's milk would probably be even better.

02:49:37.000 Even pasteurized goat's milk is way easier for your body to digest than cow's milk.

02:49:41.000 You want to limit the inflammatory response.

02:49:44.000 And the problem with anything pasteurized is it kills all the natural enzymes that help you digest it.

02:49:49.000 So it's going to cause a greater inflammatory response.

02:49:52.000 Raw will help you out with that.

02:49:53.000 What is it about goat's milk that makes it, even when pasteurized, more digestible?

02:49:57.000 Why goat's milk?

02:49:58.000 Yeah, something with the composition of the actual milk itself.

02:50:01.000 Human milk and goat's milk are more closely affiliated than bovine milk.

02:50:07.000 There needs to be a company that sells breast milk.

02:50:09.000 So it's just a little bit closer.

02:50:10.000 I heard human milk has crazy amounts of level of growth hormone in it.

02:50:13.000 There's some bodybuilders like, yo dawg, can I get that breast milk?

02:50:16.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:50:17.000 You'd think that'd be huge!

02:50:21.000 It's in the supermarkets.

02:50:23.000 The ads.

02:50:24.000 The human milk.

02:50:25.000 This big ass double H's.

02:50:26.000 Colostrum is really great.

02:50:27.000 You mentioned that.

02:50:28.000 We're taking a hard look at that because that's the first milk that comes out and that's the most nutritious.

02:50:33.000 Every mammal produces colostrum.

02:50:34.000 How much do you lose, though, when it breaks down into a powdered form?

02:50:37.000 Because I know they sell powdered colostrum that you can pour into smoothies and shit, but what is that even, really?

02:50:43.000 It's like a freeze-drying process, usually.

02:50:46.000 Right.

02:50:47.000 I think you lose some, but you still get a lot of the nutrients in there.

02:50:50.000 Even with greens or with anything.

02:50:50.000 You have to, right?

02:50:52.000 Once you break it down to a powder, whatever benefit you get, it might be substantial, but it's definitely less than it would be for fresh.

02:50:58.000 Heat destroys nutrients more than that process, though.

02:51:00.000 So it's better than, you know, really over...

02:51:02.000 Pasteurization?

02:51:03.000 Yeah.

02:51:03.000 Oh, that's interesting.

02:51:05.000 So powdered is better than heated?

02:51:08.000 For most things.

02:51:08.000 Generally, yeah.

02:51:09.000 Wow.

02:51:10.000 That's weird, right?

02:51:11.000 Mm-hmm.

02:51:12.000 Let's go eat.

02:51:13.000 Yeah, let's get some stuff.

02:51:14.000 Can you eat late, slight?

02:51:15.000 Yeah.

02:51:16.000 It's pretty late.

02:51:17.000 A little baby.

02:51:19.000 All of a sudden.

02:51:20.000 We want story time with Big Brown.

02:51:23.000 Story time with Big Brown is like my favorite thing.

02:51:25.000 Big Brown tells those stories on the podcast.

02:51:27.000 We're still on the air here, ladies and gentlemen.

02:51:30.000 Let's mind our P's and Q's.

02:51:32.000 The walls have ears.

02:51:33.000 Big Brown would lose his job.

02:51:34.000 He tells those stories on the podcast.

02:51:36.000 He might have the best podcast of all time.

02:51:39.000 That's the way you go out in a blaze of glory.

02:51:42.000 A goddamn Bon Jovi song.

02:51:44.000 Go ahead.

02:51:48.000 Last thing, last question.

02:51:49.000 Bisping, Rockhold.

02:51:52.000 Who knows?

02:51:53.000 Who knows?

02:51:54.000 You got a thought.

02:51:55.000 You know, I trained with Bisping.

02:51:57.000 He's a beast, man.

02:51:58.000 He can go five rounds right now.

02:52:00.000 He's in shape all the time.

02:52:01.000 Right.

02:52:01.000 All the time.

02:52:02.000 That's a big factor, right?

02:52:03.000 Yeah, but I think his eye is a big factor.

02:52:06.000 I think Rockhold's big.

02:52:07.000 I think Rockhold's a monster.

02:52:09.000 Mm-hmm.

02:52:11.000 They've been talking a lot of shit.

02:52:13.000 Yeah, that's what they do, right?

02:52:14.000 That's what they do.

02:52:15.000 Yeah, but Bisping's used to it.

02:52:16.000 Bisping told me this.

02:52:17.000 He goes, man, I just want to fight more, so I talk shit to guys.

02:52:20.000 Give him a response so I can get fights.

02:52:21.000 He's a genius.

02:52:22.000 Yeah, it works.

02:52:23.000 All of us want to fight more, so you just talk some shit.

02:52:26.000 Joe Silver goes, oh yeah, that's cool.

02:52:27.000 There's that matchup.

02:52:28.000 There you go.

02:52:28.000 When are you talking shit to Iron Sheik, make that shit happen.

02:52:31.000 Well, after everyone's talking about these stories and shit, I'm good.

02:52:35.000 He can't even walk.

02:52:36.000 He's a poor guy.

02:52:36.000 His hips are shot.

02:52:37.000 His knees are shot.

02:52:39.000 He's fun, though.

02:52:41.000 Alright, fucking podcast is over.

02:52:43.000 Master Eddie Bravo, give us your information.

02:52:45.000 People want to get a hold of you.

02:52:47.000 10thplanetjj.com.

02:52:48.000 Kareem Abdul-Jakamal.

02:52:49.000 Yeah, Newport Tattoo, Newport Beach.

02:52:52.000 Give me your full name.

02:52:53.000 Kareem Maserani.

02:52:54.000 Hit me up on Instagram, Kareem Tattoo.

02:52:57.000 Holla.

02:52:58.000 Uncle Creepy MMA. Uncle Creepy MMA.com.

02:53:00.000 Uncle Creepy on everything MMA. And when's your next fight?

02:53:04.000 How's your hand doing?

02:53:06.000 It's all better now, right?

02:53:08.000 Oh, it looks good!

02:53:09.000 Is that where it goes?

02:53:11.000 The thing is, I can actually make some sort of a fist now.

02:53:15.000 As opposed to before, I used to poke straight out.

02:53:17.000 When I hit people with it, it's fucking awesome.

02:53:19.000 Is it ever going to straighten out?

02:53:20.000 No.

02:53:21.000 Are you purposely making a kryptonite?

02:53:23.000 Yes, I am.

02:53:25.000 I think when he starts punching, a wolverine claw starts to come out.

02:53:25.000 That's what he does.

02:53:28.000 Damn, that's intense.

02:53:29.000 Can you get it fixed?

02:53:30.000 How many operations did he have on that?

02:53:31.000 That's fixed?

02:53:31.000 This is fixed.

02:53:33.000 I've had three operations and one infection, two breaks.

02:53:38.000 And this break was gnarly shattered.

02:53:39.000 Damn, you might need one more.

02:53:40.000 I'm glad your girlfriend's here.

02:53:42.000 I'd ask you rude questions about your fingers.

02:53:44.000 What you do with them.

02:53:47.000 You can do the math, ladies and gentlemen.

02:53:49.000 Big Brown versus Travis Brown.

02:53:53.000 December 6th, UFC 181. Fighting the Kid Podcasts.

02:54:00.000 Glorious.

02:54:00.000 What do I got for you?

02:54:01.000 Friday the Kid Podcast, at Brendan Schaub.

02:54:01.000 That's it.

02:54:04.000 Aubrey Marcus, Warrior Poet US on Twitter.

02:54:07.000 The On It Podcast, of course.

02:54:09.000 The Warrior Poet Project.

02:54:10.000 Is that what you call it?

02:54:11.000 Yep.

02:54:11.000 Warrior Poet Project.

02:54:12.000 Check out my Watch Human documentary.

02:54:14.000 Oh, yeah.

02:54:15.000 Amazing documentary about psychedelic experiences in the Amazon.

02:54:20.000 I play those fucking Ikaroji gave me.

02:54:22.000 I play them in my car when I'm in traffic.

02:54:24.000 That brings me to a special place.

02:54:26.000 That's awesome, man.

02:54:27.000 And Miss Two Jits, right?

02:54:28.000 Miss Two Jits on Twitter.

02:54:29.000 Alright, folks.

02:54:30.000 Fucking thing's over.

02:54:31.000 Go do something with your time.

02:54:33.000 Because if you're still listening to me at this point, get a life.

02:54:33.000 Productive.

02:54:36.000 Okay?

02:54:37.000 See ya.

02:54:37.000 Good night.

02:54:38.000 Peace!

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