The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion

00:00:00.000 Wish we could talk about it.

00:00:01.000 Me too.

00:00:06.000 That guy's body's terrible.

00:00:10.000 Yes, ladies and gentlemen!

00:00:12.000 I'm glad we missed that.

00:00:13.000 I hope we missed it.

00:00:14.000 Did we miss that?

00:00:15.000 Whatever.

00:00:18.000 What's up, everybody?

00:00:19.000 It's Brendan Schaub and Joe Rogan, and this is the Fight Companion Lite.

00:00:24.000 It's the slimmed-down version.

00:00:27.000 Eddie Bravo is doing a jiu-jitsu seminar today in, I think, in Whittier.

00:00:32.000 And Brian Callen is in Utah.

00:00:35.000 Pretending to play golf with his dad.

00:00:37.000 Yeah, he plays golf.

00:00:38.000 And he acts like he enjoys it just to entertain his papa.

00:00:41.000 Does he really?

00:00:42.000 I think he kind of likes it, but, you know, he can't golf.

00:00:42.000 That's right.

00:00:42.000 Yeah.

00:00:45.000 Wow.

00:00:45.000 He probably just likes hanging out with his dad.

00:00:47.000 You got to do things like that.

00:00:48.000 You do, man.

00:00:49.000 Yeah.

00:00:50.000 I mean, chicks pretend to be into football so they can hang out with you.

00:00:53.000 That's true.

00:00:54.000 Some actually get into it, though.

00:00:55.000 Some.

00:00:56.000 I'm just being offensive.

00:00:58.000 So Brian Barbarina and who's the other gentleman?

00:01:02.000 Something Edwards.

00:01:03.000 Do we have a fight card, Jamie?

00:01:03.000 Edwards.

00:01:06.000 Can we put that shit up on the other screen?

00:01:08.000 Damn, this UFC Rotterdam reminds me of UFC 100. This thing is epic.

00:01:12.000 How dare you show up late, Joe Rogan?

00:01:18.000 At least that ref's in shape.

00:01:21.000 Yeah, it's about as good a shape as you can get to be a ref.

00:01:26.000 Oh, it clipped.

00:01:27.000 Brian Barberin is the dude who choked out Sage Northcutt.

00:01:30.000 Very tough fighter.

00:01:32.000 Leon Edwards, that's right.

00:01:33.000 Leon.

00:01:34.000 God, there's not a lot of Leons left in the world, is there?

00:01:36.000 That's right, man.

00:01:37.000 When's the last Leon you met?

00:01:39.000 Dude, that was a big name in the 70s.

00:01:41.000 I know.

00:01:42.000 You're a cool guy.

00:01:43.000 Ooh, he's got the back.

00:01:44.000 One hook.

00:01:45.000 Brian Barbarino is very good on the ground.

00:01:51.000 Interesting.

00:01:52.000 Do you see the fire, man?

00:01:55.000 See that fire last night?

00:01:56.000 Where was it?

00:01:57.000 Because I woke up and my slingshot was all covered in ash.

00:02:01.000 Isn't that crazy?

00:02:02.000 Yeah.

00:02:03.000 It's out near Burbank.

00:02:04.000 Is it really?

00:02:05.000 Yeah.

00:02:05.000 It's already the biggest fire in the history of California.

00:02:09.000 Of Los Angeles, rather.

00:02:12.000 Yeah, because it's in Los Angeles County.

00:02:14.000 It's the biggest fire ever in Los Angeles County.

00:02:16.000 I think it's burned something like 5,000 acres already.

00:02:19.000 And are people evacuating their homes and shit or not?

00:02:21.000 They were in danger.

00:02:22.000 Last night they evacuated in Burbank.

00:02:24.000 Not all of Burbank, but...

00:02:25.000 A good chunk?

00:02:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:02:27.000 Damn, I've seen any of the news.

00:02:28.000 Yo, it was scary.

00:02:29.000 Coming home, looking over the highway when you see the hills on fire.

00:02:32.000 Really?

00:02:33.000 Oh, yeah.

00:02:33.000 Damn, that's scary.

00:02:34.000 Oh, yeah.

00:02:35.000 It's kind of close to you.

00:02:36.000 No, no, it's not close to me, but I can see it from some spots.

00:02:40.000 Closer.

00:02:41.000 It's close to Brian Redman.

00:02:43.000 He lives out there.

00:02:43.000 Look at that.

00:02:44.000 Fast-moving wildfowl.

00:02:46.000 Holy shit.

00:02:47.000 Homes evacuated in LA and Burbank.

00:02:49.000 You know, I talked to a fireman once, man.

00:02:50.000 He fucking freaked me out.

00:02:52.000 He goes, it's just a matter of time until one day.

00:02:55.000 It burns all the way to the water.

00:02:56.000 And I went, what?

00:02:57.000 And he goes, yep, just a matter of time.

00:02:59.000 One day, oh, Brian Barber, you might get fucked here.

00:03:01.000 He better stay on that opposite hand.

00:03:06.000 Yeah.

00:03:06.000 I was going to get his chin broke.

00:03:08.000 Yeah, that opposite hand's barely in there.

00:03:09.000 That firefighter sounds like a drama queen.

00:03:12.000 No, no, no.

00:03:13.000 He said, he goes, with the right combination of dry weather and the right wind.

00:03:19.000 And he goes, once it hits the buildings, we won't be able to stop it.

00:03:21.000 He goes, it'll burn all the way to the water.

00:03:24.000 No, he was an older dude that was like super stoic.

00:03:27.000 That's why it made me shit my pants.

00:03:29.000 Really?

00:03:29.000 Yeah, it wasn't like some dork who likes to talk about shit.

00:03:31.000 I said, shut your mouth, man.

00:03:32.000 Have you ever seen the new papers on top?

00:03:35.000 Oh, shit, dude.

00:03:35.000 He's under the chin.

00:03:36.000 Yeah, he's in trouble now.

00:03:37.000 Oh.

00:03:39.000 Sideways.

00:03:40.000 He's okay.

00:03:41.000 Leon's definitely doing work.

00:03:42.000 Yeah, Leon almost had that.

00:03:44.000 If he maintained back control there, like if he had some Marcel Garcia-style hooks, he might have got that.

00:03:52.000 Back to that firefighter hating on our happiness.

00:03:54.000 He was scary as fuck.

00:03:55.000 All he was saying was, he goes, there's only so much we can do when a fire gets out of control with strong wind and dry ground.

00:04:04.000 This was right after, I don't know if you were around, California in 2002, I think?

00:04:12.000 Somewhere around there?

00:04:13.000 2002, 2003?

00:04:15.000 I got evacuated.

00:04:17.000 And we were coming home from Fear Factor.

00:04:20.000 We were filming out in, like, north up on the 5. And as I was coming home, for a whole hour, on the right-hand side of the car, the hills were on fire.

00:04:30.000 That's scary.

00:04:31.000 A whole hour in the car, driving.

00:04:32.000 Was it currently in?

00:04:34.000 Like your old house?

00:04:36.000 Like out there?

00:04:37.000 Yeah, no, but I'm just saying on the way home from like Tohon, you know, like Tohon Ranch, like out there.

00:04:42.000 Oh, gotcha.

00:04:43.000 The whole right side of the highway was on fire for an hour.

00:04:46.000 That's how much was on fire.

00:04:48.000 I'm talking like 50 miles of shit on fire.

00:04:51.000 Like I've never seen anything like it in my life.

00:04:53.000 And when I was talking, I mean, it was like Lord of the Rings type shit.

00:04:56.000 It was crazy.

00:04:57.000 Scary.

00:04:57.000 All the hills were on fire.

00:04:59.000 I mean, everywhere to the right-hand side and everywhere you go, it was like snow foam with ash.

00:05:02.000 Saw a dead guy.

00:05:04.000 So a dude got hit by a car.

00:05:05.000 He was trying to run across the road.

00:05:06.000 Ain't that a bitch?

00:05:07.000 And he got clipped.

00:05:08.000 Yeah.

00:05:08.000 There's a fire, and you're like, ah, shit.

00:05:10.000 Yeah, we saw this dude laid out with his sneaker off, and I was like, oh, no.

00:05:14.000 What kind of sneaker was it?

00:05:15.000 Rebug?

00:05:16.000 I don't remember.

00:05:17.000 God.

00:05:18.000 You would know.

00:05:18.000 I would know, but goddamn, are those Yeezys?

00:05:20.000 Pumas?

00:05:21.000 Are those Pumas?

00:05:22.000 Those 13s?

00:05:34.000 He wasn't close enough to the fire.

00:05:36.000 He was just on the highway, but I think you know people panic both the driver and the fire Can you imagine could there be a worse way to go burned alive?

00:05:47.000 Like I was watching Game of Thrones.

00:05:49.000 I'm on season five now when they burn Homeboy.

00:05:51.000 Don't say anything.

00:05:52.000 Spoiler alert.

00:05:52.000 It's been out way too long.

00:05:54.000 Spoiler alert.

00:05:54.000 Oh, come on.

00:05:55.000 It's the best show ever.

00:05:57.000 Ever.

00:05:58.000 It gets better.

00:05:58.000 Season seven.

00:05:59.000 The way season seven ends, you're going to be like, when the last episode's over and it goes to black, you're going to go, no!

00:06:06.000 Dude.

00:06:09.000 I make myself a little drink.

00:06:11.000 It's such a good show.

00:06:12.000 It's so good.

00:06:13.000 It's one season five.

00:06:14.000 Yeah, it's so good.

00:06:16.000 The new Narcos started and I just, I can't do it, man.

00:06:18.000 I'm crushing hard on Game of Thrones, so I don't want to, like, cheat on and watch Narcos.

00:06:22.000 I had an abandoned Narcos second season.

00:06:24.000 Why?

00:06:26.000 Well, unless I want to watch it by myself.

00:06:27.000 My wife was like, too many people getting shot.

00:06:30.000 Too many people are getting shot.

00:06:32.000 It's cartel shit.

00:06:33.000 Too much murder.

00:06:34.000 But she's cool with Game of Thrones?

00:06:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:37.000 It's fake.

00:06:38.000 No, man!

00:06:39.000 I mean, the only thing fake are the dragons.

00:06:42.000 Everything else is pretty legit.

00:06:43.000 It's fake, bro.

00:06:44.000 Even that's up for debate.

00:06:45.000 You know what's badass?

00:06:47.000 Ozark.

00:06:47.000 I'm on season two.

00:06:48.000 I know, he told me that I need to get on it.

00:06:49.000 Episode two, brother?

00:06:50.000 Episode two of Ozark?

00:06:52.000 God damn, it's good.

00:06:53.000 Damn, your wife won't fuck with narcos, huh?

00:06:55.000 Not anymore.

00:06:55.000 I can't do two shows at once.

00:06:57.000 I'm like, I don't want to, you know, like I said, I'm crushing hard on Game of Thrones.

00:07:00.000 I don't want to cheat on with narcos.

00:07:01.000 And I can only handle so much narrative.

00:07:03.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:07:04.000 She barely got through season one.

00:07:05.000 In season two, there's just way too much merkin.

00:07:08.000 I mean, I get it.

00:07:09.000 But it's like drug cartels.

00:07:11.000 That's what they do.

00:07:12.000 I mean, that's also real life.

00:07:14.000 That's real life.

00:07:15.000 I wonder how much they embellished.

00:07:18.000 Not much.

00:07:19.000 You know, if you look at the history books with...

00:07:21.000 Well, he was definitely a bad guy.

00:07:23.000 Terrible person.

00:07:24.000 But you were rooting for him in Narcos 1. I was like, damn, I hope he gets out.

00:07:26.000 I like his posture.

00:07:28.000 Just didn't give a fuck.

00:07:30.000 Smoking weed.

00:07:31.000 He gives zero fucks.

00:07:32.000 Zero.

00:07:33.000 You're so rich.

00:07:34.000 And just hooking up with chicks nonstop.

00:07:36.000 How about when they blew up the federal building?

00:07:38.000 Or whatever the fuck it is.

00:07:39.000 How about when they blew up the plane?

00:07:41.000 He just blew up the plane and fucked everybody.

00:07:43.000 Fuck it.

00:07:45.000 Fuck it.

00:07:45.000 And then he ran for, what did he run for?

00:07:47.000 Governor?

00:07:47.000 Something like that.

00:07:48.000 And just started killing everyone?

00:07:49.000 Yeah.

00:07:51.000 I think he's Brazilian.

00:07:53.000 The guy plays him?

00:07:54.000 Yeah.

00:07:55.000 He's fucking good.

00:07:55.000 He's good, right?

00:07:56.000 Fuck yeah.

00:07:57.000 And the new season's about the Cali cartel, right?

00:07:59.000 Oh man, I don't even want to know.

00:08:01.000 I just feel bad that they're not going to keep Pablo Escobar around.

00:08:04.000 They need to go have a prequel.

00:08:07.000 You know what they do with Star Wars?

00:08:08.000 Oh, yeah, I'm about that.

00:08:10.000 I always said jump on into that El Chapo life.

00:08:13.000 Look at Mr. Steal Your Girl face there.

00:08:15.000 Look at Would you like a mansion?

00:08:19.000 That dude had so much money he had to bury it.

00:08:22.000 Yeah, and he was losing money because the rats were fucking with the money.

00:08:26.000 We're eating his money, like a million dollars a year.

00:08:29.000 Straight up!

00:08:30.000 That's how rich you are when rats are fucking up your funds.

00:08:33.000 And you don't give a fuck!

00:08:35.000 He was making too much money, like literally.

00:08:37.000 He had hippos and shit?

00:08:38.000 Yeah, I'd fly him out there and just watch them attack each other and shit.

00:08:42.000 But then he was like a great dad.

00:08:44.000 Did you see that documentary on his son?

00:08:46.000 No.

00:08:47.000 He had to change his name?

00:08:48.000 Oh my god.

00:08:49.000 Yeah, because his last name was Escobar and he's like apologizing for his dad.

00:08:53.000 Hey, what are you going to do?

00:08:54.000 For sure, just fucking own it, make Pablo Escobar t-shirts and sell the shit out of him.

00:08:58.000 Could you imagine if your dad was Pablo Escobar?

00:09:01.000 Yeah, I can't be sad.

00:09:03.000 You're fucking right, I can.

00:09:05.000 Your dad's blowing up airplanes and shit, man.

00:09:07.000 Oh!

00:09:08.000 Barbarina clipped him!

00:09:09.000 Oh, get up, Leon!

00:09:10.000 Leon's in trouble.

00:09:11.000 God damn it, Leon.

00:09:12.000 That ref is anxious.

00:09:14.000 You gotta move, Leon.

00:09:15.000 You gotta get that hand up.

00:09:16.000 You gotta move.

00:09:18.000 The ref's out of shape, too, so he likes to get there early.

00:09:21.000 Barbarina's looking for that front choke.

00:09:22.000 Alright, spins, takes the back.

00:09:24.000 Just keep punching so they stop it.

00:09:24.000 Oh, Leon, you gotta move.

00:09:26.000 You gotta move, Leon.

00:09:27.000 There you go, Leon.

00:09:27.000 Oh, there you go, Leon.

00:09:29.000 Why are we rooting up for Leon?

00:09:30.000 Because his name's Leon.

00:09:36.000 I told you there's a travel advisory for Mexico.

00:09:39.000 Yeah, I know.

00:09:40.000 Freaked me out.

00:09:41.000 But they're only killing each other, you know what I'm saying?

00:09:44.000 For now.

00:09:46.000 Yeah, true.

00:09:46.000 Occasionally they go dark.

00:09:48.000 They're like, look at that, but I look Mexican, so I'm like, mmm.

00:09:51.000 Maybe they kill you first.

00:09:53.000 Or they kidnap me, I'm like a sex slave.

00:09:55.000 Ooh.

00:10:03.000 You get there, and it's like, Mr. Shub, we want to talk to you.

00:10:09.000 We love Mexico, we love Mexicans, but they're too short.

00:10:13.000 They're too short.

00:10:14.000 So we brought you in to be a sex slave.

00:10:17.000 We're going to impregnate all these beautiful women with your perfect DNA. Yeah, I'm just like a stud horse.

00:10:24.000 Yeah, exactly, dude.

00:10:26.000 Just slinging dick out there.

00:10:27.000 But you guys think I'm being tortured, but it's awesome.

00:10:29.000 You're just getting pussy thrown at you in a slingshot.

00:10:35.000 Drugs, pussy.

00:10:36.000 You guys think I'm being tortured, but it's awesome.

00:10:38.000 It's just Viagra and different drugs that make you grow cum.

00:10:45.000 We have this new thing.

00:10:47.000 It's a mixture of zinc, magnesium, and steroids.

00:10:51.000 And you just...

00:10:52.000 Loads are just building up in your balls.

00:10:54.000 But I gotta make videos?

00:10:56.000 Yeah.

00:10:57.000 Gotta make porn.

00:10:58.000 No, I make videos like being mad at America and Trump and shit, but you guys can tell I'm happy as fuck, but I'm jacked from all the steroids.

00:10:58.000 Yeah.

00:11:05.000 Yeah, and girls are like pulling on you, and you're like, stop, stop, stop.

00:11:08.000 Please, not now.

00:11:09.000 I gotta say, this wall is fucked up, and it's the reason why I'm stuck here.

00:11:12.000 Come on, get off me.

00:11:13.000 Please.

00:11:14.000 I gotta make a video.

00:11:15.000 Please, please, bitch.

00:11:16.000 God damn it.

00:11:16.000 One second.

00:11:17.000 They're clawing at you, and you just roid it up.

00:11:20.000 You see just a bunch of supplements in the back and healthy food.

00:11:24.000 As you're on TV, the tip of your dick peeks up to the camera, and you gotta push it down.

00:11:28.000 You're on these supercars.

00:11:32.000 Peeked up like a fucking telescope.

00:11:34.000 It's like you're framed in, like the nipples up, and Dick's like, uh-oh.

00:11:39.000 It's off.

00:11:42.000 Like the chestburster in Alien 1. Oh my god, it's ridiculous.

00:11:52.000 All you see is like fucking painted red fingernails pulling on you.

00:11:58.000 America's fucked up with that wall.

00:12:00.000 I'm telling you guys, they're not going to ease up on me either.

00:12:03.000 And you're not going to make Mexico pay for this wall, Mr. Trump.

00:12:06.000 Yeah.

00:12:07.000 Senor Trump.

00:12:08.000 Senor Trump.

00:12:10.000 Oh, it's just the time of my life.

00:12:12.000 Yeah.

00:12:14.000 I can seal team six when it comes to save me.

00:12:16.000 God damn it, boys!

00:12:17.000 No, boys, please, please.

00:12:18.000 Listen, stick around for a while.

00:12:19.000 Come on, man.

00:12:22.000 They're grilling you steaks.

00:12:24.000 I want to make sure you're fully fed.

00:12:26.000 Grilling you steaks and just killing it.

00:12:30.000 You're just making babies.

00:12:33.000 It's like the opposite of when a Viking comes to town.

00:12:36.000 They want to recruit their own Viking just to dick all the girls down.

00:12:43.000 Yeah, like, for real.

00:12:44.000 If you were that dude, like, the mountain, you know, that mountain guy from Game of Thrones?

00:12:50.000 Yeah.

00:12:51.000 I guarantee that guy could sell his cum.

00:12:54.000 This is the thing, though.

00:12:55.000 Have you seen him?

00:12:56.000 I hear you.

00:12:57.000 Have you seen him before he fucking took all the juice?

00:13:00.000 He was a basketball player.

00:13:01.000 He was skinny as fuck.

00:13:02.000 His genes aren't that great.

00:13:04.000 It's the juice.

00:13:05.000 Oh, really?

00:13:06.000 Yeah, bring that up.

00:13:07.000 Bring that shit up, Jamie, if you can.

00:13:08.000 That's hilarious.

00:13:10.000 Yeah, he was a basketball player.

00:13:11.000 Look at him.

00:13:13.000 Then look at him now.

00:13:14.000 Like, he was like a giant basketball player.

00:13:16.000 Wait a minute, but what is he, like 17 there?

00:13:18.000 Nah, that bitch is, he's 30 there.

00:13:18.000 How old is he?

00:13:23.000 That's real, Jamie.

00:13:25.000 But is there any other pictures of him?

00:13:25.000 You're right.

00:13:27.000 Look, 20, then 25 on the right.

00:13:31.000 Look at that little bitch.

00:13:32.000 What's going on with his eyes?

00:13:34.000 Couple crazy eyes.

00:13:36.000 Like he said, his genetics aren't amazing.

00:13:39.000 Wow, that's crazy.

00:13:42.000 That is a strong juice appetite.

00:13:45.000 Steroid, hell of a drug.

00:13:47.000 God damn.

00:13:48.000 Did you see that dude that just died?

00:13:50.000 Wow, Leon's got his back again, but this time you learn from his past mistake.

00:13:54.000 Oh, Leon gots it.

00:13:55.000 Leon got the body triangle.

00:13:56.000 Do work, Leo.

00:13:57.000 He's done.

00:13:58.000 He's done.

00:13:59.000 This ref just gut hanging over everybody.

00:14:01.000 Wow, Barbarina is so tough.

00:14:03.000 He's not worried either.

00:14:03.000 Damn.

00:14:04.000 He doesn't give a fuck.

00:14:05.000 Body lock?

00:14:06.000 That's a dude that knows how to train hard.

00:14:09.000 You know those dudes that can just train through nice toenails, bro?

00:14:13.000 Oh, wow.

00:14:13.000 You're not supposed to grab the cage, sir.

00:14:15.000 Sir, stop grabbing the cage.

00:14:16.000 Those toenails.

00:14:18.000 Yeah.

00:14:19.000 Isn't that weird that you can't grab the cage with your toes?

00:14:22.000 That's a weird one, right?

00:14:23.000 That is a strange one, and they freak out about it.

00:14:25.000 I feel like they see that more often than the hand grabs.

00:14:27.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.

00:14:28.000 But some people let it go.

00:14:29.000 Like, that guy just let it go.

00:14:30.000 Wow, Leon is still working it, man.

00:14:32.000 But he's not really that close, is he?

00:14:34.000 He's on the chin.

00:14:35.000 Well, it depends on what kind of squeeze he's got.

00:14:37.000 If he's got one of them Damien Maia squeezes, yeah.

00:14:39.000 Are you talking game over with Damien Maia on your neck like that?

00:14:42.000 Yeah, he just doesn't have enough power.

00:14:43.000 I mean, literally, it's like torque and power at this point.

00:14:45.000 Like, if a guy like Maya gets a hold of you, or Marcello, you know?

00:14:50.000 Jacare, I'd pop your head off.

00:14:51.000 Oh, yeah.

00:14:51.000 If he gets this...

00:14:53.000 Like, kind of under your chin, and you're in this position where he's got the body lock.

00:14:57.000 Barbarina's smart, though, leaning on that one side.

00:15:00.000 He's about to get out right now and turn around, watch.

00:15:02.000 He's gonna land up in guard.

00:15:03.000 Like, he's going to the arm.

00:15:05.000 See how Leon controlled the arm?

00:15:05.000 Oh, get out, bro!

00:15:06.000 Yeah.

00:15:07.000 That was very smart.

00:15:08.000 Controlled that right arm with that double wrist lock.

00:15:11.000 That's a move you hardly ever see.

00:15:15.000 The reverse arm bar?

00:15:16.000 Yeah, very rare.

00:15:17.000 When do you ever see that one?

00:15:18.000 You have to kind of be a bit of a meathead to really submit some of that.

00:15:23.000 At a high level.

00:15:24.000 Do you use like a string?

00:15:24.000 Do you though?

00:15:25.000 You know the last time we saw it?

00:15:26.000 Ready for this?

00:15:27.000 Hoist Gracie and Matt Hughes.

00:15:29.000 Matt Hughes got Hoist Gracie's arm in that fucking reverse double wrist lock arm bar.

00:15:35.000 I think that's how he got him, right?

00:15:37.000 You'd have to surprise the shit out of somebody and some cranking power.

00:15:42.000 Well, Matt Hughes has just got that crazy farmer gorilla strength.

00:15:46.000 But also technique, too.

00:15:46.000 How about it?

00:15:48.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:15:48.000 Took his back and just smashed him.

00:15:50.000 How about he's doing better?

00:15:51.000 Yeah.

00:15:51.000 Do you see him out?

00:15:52.000 He's actually exercising.

00:15:52.000 He's going to get sushi and shit?

00:15:54.000 Yeah.

00:15:54.000 Well, he's rolling.

00:15:55.000 He's actually rolling with his friend.

00:15:56.000 He was in his guard working.

00:15:59.000 That's crazy.

00:16:00.000 I asked Pat Milchick about it, because I didn't know, and I asked him.

00:16:03.000 He was just saying how trains in Iowa, they're so far away, and if you wait for them, you're going to be there forever.

00:16:10.000 So Matt was like, fuck this, and floored his truck.

00:16:12.000 Oh, my God.

00:16:13.000 But the gravel, it didn't go like he thought it was going to take off, and that's how he got hit by the train.

00:16:18.000 Oh, my God.

00:16:18.000 I know.

00:16:20.000 That is so crazy.

00:16:21.000 But doing better now.

00:16:24.000 Yeah, well, probably because he's such a gorilla.

00:16:27.000 I'm sure that helps.

00:16:28.000 Because his body is such a phenomenal shape.

00:16:29.000 Yeah, if you look like this ref, he'd be dead.

00:16:31.000 Yeah, he'd be over.

00:16:33.000 He'd be over.

00:16:34.000 Yeah, shame.

00:16:35.000 He's just a tough son of a bitch.

00:16:36.000 How much do you have to know to be a ref?

00:16:39.000 God, I don't feel like...

00:16:41.000 Well, there's a...

00:16:42.000 See, there's levels to this game.

00:16:43.000 There's Big John, there's Herb Dean, and then it falls off like a motherfucker.

00:16:48.000 It's kind of like the light heavyweight division.

00:16:49.000 There's like two badasses, then the rest.

00:16:53.000 Well, there's other really good ones.

00:16:55.000 You know who's a really good one?

00:16:56.000 Oh, shit.

00:16:58.000 So this is an interesting fight, right?

00:17:00.000 Because Leon had his back twice, two rounds in a row.

00:17:04.000 Leon came close to choking him, but didn't finish him.

00:17:07.000 Leon definitely won the fight.

00:17:09.000 But there was that one time where Brian almost put him away.

00:17:12.000 It's not 10-8, though, is it?

00:17:13.000 I don't know, man.

00:17:14.000 What are these new rules?

00:17:16.000 When are we going to use them universally?

00:17:17.000 And you're in Rotterdam.

00:17:19.000 Hey, we got two super important things to talk about.

00:17:21.000 One...

00:17:22.000 This is this John Jones thing.

00:17:24.000 People keep saying that John Jones, because of this drug test, he did a blood test and he tested negative.

00:17:32.000 The blood test tested negative.

00:17:34.000 He passed the blood test, failed the urine test.

00:17:36.000 But here's the thing, the blood test doesn't test for that stuff.

00:17:39.000 Correct.

00:17:39.000 I'm getting it straight from Nowitzki.

00:17:40.000 Oh, you talked to the Golden Pitch?

00:17:42.000 The blood test, because they can talk about it because John has gone public with it.

00:17:46.000 Correct.

00:17:47.000 The blood test is not test for this t-ball stuff, whatever the fuck it's called.

00:17:53.000 But the urine test does.

00:17:54.000 Correct.

00:17:55.000 So they have two urine samples, and then the results of the urine sample, B, will be out soon.

00:18:00.000 And then we'll know 100%.

00:18:01.000 That's the game changer.

00:18:02.000 And did you hear Chael Sonnen?

00:18:03.000 He said, with Toronto Ball, it's so old school.

00:18:07.000 Like, if you're going to do that, you basically, whoever's giving it to them has their black belt in, uh, This is so crazy.

00:18:23.000 How weird is this?

00:18:28.000 I did not think that he was a cheater.

00:18:31.000 Really?

00:18:31.000 I thought that he was a guy who was fucking off and partying and got busted with some freak shit that's in some dick pills because they tested those dick pills.

00:18:39.000 See, I never bought that narrative.

00:18:40.000 Here's two options, right?

00:18:42.000 Here's two options when it comes to those dick pills.

00:18:44.000 Those dick pills did have these steroids in them.

00:18:48.000 But...

00:18:50.000 Do you know that?

00:18:51.000 Why are you taking them?

00:18:51.000 Because if you just take them and you're getting steroids too.

00:18:54.000 You're getting steroids and your dick is getting hard.

00:18:56.000 But not enough where it's going to be a performance.

00:18:57.000 It's such a small microdose of testosterone.

00:19:01.000 Who the fuck is in those things?

00:19:03.000 I think it's a clomiphene, right?

00:19:04.000 Yeah, whatever it is.

00:19:05.000 But...

00:19:06.000 I think John has some smart people around him.

00:19:09.000 They painted that narrative.

00:19:10.000 We're like, oh yeah, he's a partier.

00:19:11.000 He's taking dick pills.

00:19:12.000 That makes sense why you would test positive for this stuff.

00:19:15.000 When I feel like the rest of people in the know are like, uh, not really.

00:19:21.000 Why would this monster be taking...

00:19:22.000 I get it, you dick people down.

00:19:24.000 I've dicked people down in my day before, too.

00:19:26.000 I never had to fucking turn towards dick pills.

00:19:29.000 I like to party as much as the next guy.

00:19:31.000 Not Jon Jones.

00:19:32.000 There's levels to this party game.

00:19:33.000 Not Jon Jones style.

00:19:34.000 Well, he obviously had coke in his system, too.

00:19:36.000 He does like to party, for real.

00:19:38.000 We get that.

00:19:39.000 And then, that's what Brian Redband called it.

00:19:41.000 Because people that do coke, their dick doesn't work that good.

00:19:44.000 So then they stack it.

00:19:47.000 With Viagra.

00:19:48.000 And I was like, really?

00:19:50.000 And he was telling me about, because Brian loves those goddamn gas station dick pills.

00:19:53.000 But he's like, they're totally inconsistent.

00:19:55.000 He's like, you'll get one, you get these raging hard-ons, you get another one, you feel like a homicidal maniac.

00:20:00.000 Like, you get crazy aggressive.

00:20:01.000 See, I don't want that in my life.

00:20:04.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:20:05.000 But I never bought that narrative with John.

00:20:08.000 Well, now we know the urine test from A is positive because that's what tested for that substance in the urine.

00:20:08.000 I didn't.

00:20:17.000 The blood test is irrelevant.

00:20:18.000 They weren't tested.

00:20:19.000 See, and then people that don't get that, you see, oh, but he passed the blood test.

00:20:24.000 You guys are full of shit.

00:20:25.000 It's like, no, no, no.

00:20:26.000 The urine is the big one here.

00:20:28.000 I saw his own doctor was posting that on Dr. Hightower.

00:20:32.000 I guess this is chiropractor.

00:20:34.000 Chiropractor?

00:20:35.000 Doesn't count.

00:20:36.000 Yeah, he was posting that on Instagram.

00:20:38.000 Free John Jones.

00:20:39.000 And I was like, well, this is not smart to say.

00:20:42.000 You're talking about the wrong substance.

00:20:42.000 Chiropractor.

00:20:44.000 The wrong test, rather.

00:20:46.000 No, they just don't get it.

00:20:47.000 I think...

00:20:48.000 I don't know what's going on.

00:20:50.000 It's the weed, goddammit.

00:20:51.000 Is it?

00:20:51.000 Or is it the fucking...

00:20:53.000 Definitely has to do with the weed.

00:20:53.000 The fire, too.

00:20:54.000 LA's burning down.

00:20:54.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:20:55.000 Yeah, my car was covered in ash this morning.

00:20:57.000 Yeah.

00:20:58.000 It's out there, bro.

00:20:59.000 It's scary.

00:20:59.000 Yeah, but with John, you got to listen to what...

00:21:02.000 Chael had a good narrative on, I think, on MMA Hour with Ariel Hawane.

00:21:05.000 He was just saying, that's such an old-school drug.

00:21:08.000 Like, to be associated with that and despise for that.

00:21:12.000 And he was like, you know, he said the same thing.

00:21:14.000 He goes, I know a few things about...

00:21:16.000 PEDs, for God's sakes.

00:21:17.000 Yeah, and so he was saying, that old-school drug, they're missing the good shit.

00:21:17.000 Yeah, he does.

00:21:22.000 Like, he got away with a lot of other stuff.

00:21:24.000 If that's in your system, you just don't...

00:21:26.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:21:27.000 It's like, if you want a car, you're not gonna just get a fucking 64 Ferrari Daytona.

00:21:31.000 You gotta start with some other shit.

00:21:33.000 Take yourself a Civic.

00:21:34.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:21:35.000 Old Civic, yeah.

00:21:36.000 With one bad tire.

00:21:36.000 Old Civic, yeah.

00:21:38.000 Yeah, you don't jump into the gainer's levels to this, for God's sakes.

00:21:41.000 What do you think happened?

00:21:44.000 Uh...

00:21:45.000 I think he just got caught?

00:21:47.000 Yeah, well, I'm sure you could talk to the Novitski.

00:21:53.000 When I say going snitch, that's a complimentary term.

00:21:55.000 I don't dislike the guy.

00:21:56.000 I think he's cleaning up the sport.

00:21:58.000 Anyways.

00:21:59.000 He is.

00:21:59.000 He's cleaning up the sport.

00:22:00.000 Yeah, he's going snitch.

00:22:00.000 That's a good thing.

00:22:02.000 Do we have any beers back there?

00:22:03.000 I would like a beer.

00:22:05.000 I might mind a cold one too, man.

00:22:06.000 The world's burning down.

00:22:08.000 Fresh kombucha.

00:22:09.000 That's not the same.

00:22:10.000 I think if there is, it's really old, but I'll start.

00:22:13.000 Alright.

00:22:14.000 New studio.

00:22:15.000 We've got to make sure we have fucking beer on here.

00:22:16.000 Let's get some kegs going.

00:22:18.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:22:19.000 Get a couple.

00:22:20.000 There was a funny picture that somebody put on Instagram, a meme of two giraffes going at it, and they're like, this is Struve.

00:22:27.000 They are huge, man.

00:22:29.000 They're giant.

00:22:30.000 They are fucking huge.

00:22:32.000 Is this the first time?

00:22:33.000 Oh, is this the Fight Pass Contender Series?

00:22:35.000 I hear there's been very good fights.

00:22:37.000 Yeah, people dig it.

00:22:38.000 Powerful Kat Singano.

00:22:39.000 Oh, powerful Kat Singano.

00:22:41.000 So talled up.

00:22:42.000 For sure, fight again.

00:22:45.000 Um, I think she was saying that she was having some, like, some head issues.

00:22:49.000 Wait, yeah.

00:22:50.000 She's talking about it right now, or she's talking about what's going on right now?

00:22:53.000 I don't know, Jamie's in the other room, Vietnam's beer.

00:22:55.000 Goddammit, Jamie.

00:22:57.000 Uh, she's probably talking about it.

00:22:59.000 What is she talking about?

00:22:59.000 She wanted to fight- Crank this up, Jamie.

00:23:01.000 Ooh, I'm not mad at that, Jamie.

00:23:02.000 Tight move.

00:23:02.000 Thank you.

00:23:04.000 Crank this up so we can hear what she's talking about.

00:23:06.000 Kat Zingano, fightography.

00:23:07.000 Oh, it's her fightography.

00:23:08.000 Oh, it's like a documentary.

00:23:10.000 Well, I'll watch it.

00:23:12.000 Uh-oh, GSP, crank this.

00:23:15.000 He's big right now.

00:23:16.000 I saw him in Vegas.

00:23:18.000 Thicker than a Snickers.

00:23:20.000 Yeah, he does look pretty thick.

00:23:21.000 But he's got to be.

00:23:22.000 Muscle thickness.

00:23:23.000 He doesn't want to be light if he's going to fight Michael motherfucking Bisping.

00:23:28.000 I'm excited to see how that fight goes down.

00:23:30.000 I don't think he's as big as the draw as everyone thinks, though.

00:23:33.000 No, I think you're correct.

00:23:34.000 I think a lot of people have passed.

00:23:36.000 Oh, he's zipping up his lip like he's not saying anything.

00:23:38.000 Well, maybe you should start talking, dude, because that's how you make money.

00:23:40.000 Both of you need to start talking.

00:23:41.000 Cheers, brother.

00:23:42.000 Cheers.

00:23:44.000 The octagon goes back to Madison Square Garden!

00:23:48.000 Imagine if I did commentary, but I said, I'm only doing it in an English accent.

00:23:52.000 From now on, I'm wearing a bowtie!

00:23:55.000 Dude, if you wore a bowtie, I feel like people would revolt.

00:23:59.000 Just fuck this.

00:24:00.000 They'd think it's adorable.

00:24:01.000 No, I don't know, man.

00:24:03.000 I feel like people would be pissed.

00:24:05.000 Dude, you look good in a bowtie.

00:24:06.000 Thanks, man.

00:24:07.000 Thanks, bro.

00:24:08.000 Thanks, bro.

00:24:08.000 I'm thinking to turn it pink.

00:24:10.000 Just all pink.

00:24:10.000 Just a pink bowtie.

00:24:12.000 That card's stacked, though.

00:24:14.000 It's a great card.

00:24:15.000 Who else is on the card?

00:24:16.000 You got TJ Dillashaw, Cody Garbrandt, which is the best fight on the card.

00:24:20.000 That's a good fight.

00:24:21.000 Great fight.

00:24:22.000 You got...

00:24:22.000 I don't know if this is confirmed or not.

00:24:25.000 You might know, Jamie, or you might know.

00:24:26.000 You can probably do a fucking promo for it.

00:24:29.000 Masvidal versus Wonderboy.

00:24:30.000 Yes, it is confirmed.

00:24:32.000 That's a motherfucking fight.

00:24:33.000 Yeah, I haven't done the promo for that yet.

00:24:38.000 Ooh, yeah, there's some good fights in there.

00:24:39.000 Look at that.

00:24:40.000 Johnny Hendrix, Borracina.

00:24:42.000 Johnny Hendrix still fighting?

00:24:43.000 Sliding back, man.

00:24:45.000 Damn.

00:24:48.000 Is that Ferasahabi's brother?

00:24:52.000 Oh, it is, right?

00:24:53.000 Yes, damn, that's right.

00:24:55.000 Good for him.

00:24:56.000 He's supposed to be badass.

00:24:57.000 7-0.

00:24:58.000 He better be if your brother's for us.

00:25:00.000 I mean, you better know some shit.

00:25:02.000 Yeah, you should know some shit.

00:25:03.000 Always dropping the ball, man.

00:25:05.000 It looks like Thompson and Masvidal is the first fight in the main card.

00:25:10.000 Nice.

00:25:11.000 T.J. Dillashaw and Cody Garbrandt's a big fight, man.

00:25:14.000 This is why this card's so good.

00:25:16.000 So Bisping, St. Pierre, it's a good fight.

00:25:19.000 It's not going to knock your hair back, but it's a fun fight.

00:25:22.000 We don't know who's going to win that.

00:25:23.000 Garbrandt, Dillashaw, god damn, that's a tough one to pick.

00:25:26.000 I just hope Garbrandt's back is 100%.

00:25:28.000 I'm sure it is.

00:25:29.000 It sounds like it is.

00:25:30.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:25:31.000 He's back training.

00:25:31.000 I just hate to see someone with a back injury rush it back.

00:25:36.000 He's kind of taking his time, though.

00:25:38.000 He's a smart kid, and he's around good people, and he's been at the UFC facility.

00:25:38.000 Yeah.

00:25:41.000 How much time has it been?

00:25:43.000 God, it's been a minute.

00:25:44.000 Remember, this was quite a while ago, and he even pushed it back even longer, and people were, like, talking shit to him, but I think it's very smart and calculated.

00:25:50.000 He's a smart dude.

00:25:51.000 He has potential to be a superstar.

00:25:52.000 Fuck yeah, he does.

00:25:54.000 And that's a really interesting fight.

00:25:56.000 Great fight, isn't it?

00:25:57.000 Dominic Cruz, Cody Garbrandt was December 30th.

00:26:02.000 Okay.

00:26:03.000 2016. So, that's interesting, man.

00:26:06.000 So that's quite a while ago.

00:26:08.000 A lot of time off.

00:26:08.000 Good enough.

00:26:09.000 And he wouldn't rush it back.

00:26:10.000 Especially being champ, you really don't have to rush back.

00:26:12.000 So you got TJ, Cody.

00:26:13.000 So it's eight months after that fight.

00:26:15.000 And when did his back get hurt?

00:26:17.000 Did it get hurt in training?

00:26:18.000 Yeah, because remember they're supposed to fight on that Vegas card.

00:26:22.000 Right.

00:26:22.000 The July card.

00:26:23.000 I just hope he's done everything.

00:26:24.000 I know he was doing some of that Regenikine stuff to try to get better.

00:26:28.000 Yeah, they sent him to Germany, didn't they?

00:26:29.000 Yeah.

00:26:30.000 Yeah, he went over there and got that treatment.

00:26:32.000 He's a smart kid, and he's young, too.

00:26:34.000 And he doesn't have a lot of miles on him.

00:26:34.000 That's the other thing on his side.

00:26:36.000 I bet he's going to be alright.

00:26:37.000 And then TJ's doing a lot of his camp out here, and he's making things up.

00:26:42.000 It's such a good fight.

00:26:43.000 It's a good fight, man.

00:26:44.000 And that gives plenty.

00:26:45.000 TJ's never slacked off from the time they were first supposed to be scheduled to fight.

00:26:48.000 Never.

00:26:49.000 TJ's a workhorse.

00:26:50.000 He's just in super shape, and he's getting better constantly.

00:26:53.000 I wonder what the odds are on that fight.

00:26:54.000 It's going to be close.

00:26:55.000 It's such a good fight.

00:26:56.000 I think the big factor, one of the big factors is Cody's hands.

00:27:00.000 His power.

00:27:01.000 Power and speed.

00:27:02.000 Lightning.

00:27:03.000 Lightning combinations.

00:27:04.000 TJ's fast too, but then Cody's fast with crazy power.

00:27:07.000 Yeah.

00:27:07.000 But I feel like TJ... See, Cody's takedown offense is really good.

00:27:12.000 His power is really good.

00:27:12.000 He's fast as fuck.

00:27:13.000 But then TJ mixes it up so well in his footwork.

00:27:16.000 But then Cody's footwork against Dominick Cruz was ridiculous.

00:27:19.000 Fantastic.

00:27:20.000 It's a really good fight.

00:27:21.000 I think TJ's going to be better than he was against Dominick Cruz, too.

00:27:21.000 Isn't it good?

00:27:24.000 You know, I think the Dominick Cruz fight, he was super emotional.

00:27:27.000 And he got real flat-footed.

00:27:29.000 And there was times in the fight where he was, like, loading up, looking for a big shot.

00:27:33.000 Yep, trying to finish him off.

00:27:34.000 He can't do that to Dominick.

00:27:35.000 He's just not going to be there.

00:27:37.000 See, here's the thing.

00:27:39.000 Cody Garbrandt versus Dominic Cruz.

00:27:40.000 Is Cody that damn good where he just outclassed Dominic Cruz?

00:27:44.000 Or did Dominic Cruz have an off night?

00:27:46.000 Or did they not match up right?

00:27:48.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:27:49.000 I think Dominic is a fantastic fighter, but he's had some foot issues too.

00:27:56.000 Dominic's got that plantar fasciitis.

00:27:58.000 Well, massive surgeries, right?

00:28:00.000 He's had both knees operated on more than once.

00:28:02.000 He's had a torn groin muscle that fucked him up.

00:28:06.000 He's had some serious issues.

00:28:08.000 He's been fighting for a minute.

00:28:09.000 He also works for UFC. Yep.

00:28:11.000 Non-stop.

00:28:12.000 Yep.

00:28:12.000 And now that Brian Stamm retired, I assume that he's going to work more.

00:28:16.000 Non-stop.

00:28:17.000 So, you know, what's Cody and TJ doing while you're working for the UFC? I don't think you can do both and be as successful as you want to be.

00:28:25.000 Not to be the best.

00:28:25.000 Right.

00:28:27.000 I think Dominic's so damn good, and he's kind of, you know, he's so good where he can pull it off and still, you know, beat anyone in the world.

00:28:34.000 But to be like...

00:28:38.000 Well, that's a bad example.

00:28:40.000 I don't think Conor could work with you on UFC pay-per-views and be Conor McGregor.

00:28:45.000 Does that make sense?

00:28:46.000 It does make sense.

00:28:47.000 You know, I think the big factor in that fight...

00:29:13.000 Very interesting fight.

00:29:17.000 He also speaks well.

00:29:18.000 All he cares about is fighting.

00:29:21.000 Him and Kevin Lee have the most potential to be your next breakout superstars.

00:29:24.000 No, I agree.

00:29:25.000 The thing about TJ, though, is TJ has more weapons.

00:29:29.000 TJ does more stuff.

00:29:30.000 Cody, although he does kick and does throw knees and does throw elbows, he's so good at boxing that you see him predominantly a boxing-oriented style.

00:29:40.000 He can wrestle, too, though.

00:29:41.000 He was a phenomenal wrestler in high school.

00:29:43.000 TJ, though, he'll mix it up more with kicks.

00:29:46.000 Yeah, TJ, yeah, exactly.

00:29:47.000 He's like, he's more of a Swiss Army knife where fucking Cody Garbant's like a goddamn machete.

00:29:53.000 If that thing lands, game over.

00:29:55.000 Oh, he has ridiculous footwork.

00:29:56.000 Good way to put it.

00:29:57.000 He's like a Swiss Army knife.

00:29:58.000 He basically can do everything.

00:30:00.000 It's like, you know, Dominic Cruz set the blueprint, and then TJ Dillshaw downloaded it, brought it to the next level, and Cody Garber didn't even download that, brought it to the next level.

00:30:00.000 Yeah.

00:30:08.000 But can you say he brought it to the next level if Dominic beat him?

00:30:11.000 It's true.

00:30:12.000 Did he beat him, though?

00:30:13.000 No.

00:30:14.000 I think it was a draw.

00:30:15.000 Me too.

00:30:15.000 I think it was as close to a draw as a human can get.

00:30:17.000 I just, I don't understand those fights when, who the fuck knows, and you decide one guy's the champ and one guy's the loser.

00:30:23.000 You gotta pick someone, though, and move on.

00:30:25.000 I know, but it seems crazy.

00:30:26.000 It seems like, in a fight like that, that seems like a draw to me.

00:30:29.000 It really does.

00:30:30.000 What's up with some overtime, for God's sake?

00:30:31.000 Go six rounds.

00:30:33.000 I mean, if anybody was going to get it, I'd get given the nod to Cruz, because he definitely seemed to get Cody to fight his fight more, and he connected with some good shots, but Jesus, it was so close.

00:30:33.000 It just...

00:30:46.000 You mean TJ? Yeah, what did I say?

00:30:48.000 Cody.

00:30:49.000 I agree.

00:30:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:50.000 You're so goddamn close.

00:30:51.000 If anything, you can do a draw and then just make them fight the next fight so there's a clear winner.

00:30:55.000 Dominic landed more clean shots on TJ, but TJ landed a lot of shit on him, too.

00:31:03.000 And it hit him with a lot of leg kicks, too.

00:31:05.000 Had him limping.

00:31:06.000 TJ, like you said, he got so emotional and was just headhunting for a while there, which is where I thought Dominic started to win rounds.

00:31:12.000 I'd have to go back and watch that again.

00:31:14.000 Me too, but from what I remember, I watched it twice, maybe three times before that.

00:31:17.000 It was such a goddamn close fight.

00:31:19.000 I remember being surprised that TJ didn't try to finish him with leg kicks, because Dominic was wobbling so bad.

00:31:25.000 The guy with knee surgery, too.

00:31:26.000 It's all fear and love and war.

00:31:26.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:31:28.000 Go ahead and kick those knees.

00:31:29.000 Go ahead and slam that plantar fascius.

00:31:31.000 Yeah.

00:31:31.000 He was saying after the fight that that's what it was.

00:31:33.000 That it was his feet.

00:31:34.000 His feet are just fucked up.

00:31:36.000 He's had a great career.

00:31:37.000 Well, you know what it is?

00:31:39.000 It's because he came back after a long time off because of the surgeries.

00:31:42.000 And once he got in shape, he had to make up some lost time.

00:31:45.000 He went nuts.

00:31:46.000 And he tore the bottom of his feet.

00:31:48.000 I hear that.

00:31:48.000 That shit apparently is super painful.

00:31:50.000 Have you ever had it?

00:31:50.000 No.

00:31:51.000 Bro, I had it for my camp against Mitrion because, again, I love to run.

00:31:56.000 I was doing so much road work.

00:31:58.000 In the mornings was the worst time.

00:32:00.000 I'd get up and it would take me 15 minutes just to kind of make my way to the toilet.

00:32:06.000 Jesus.

00:32:06.000 It hurt so goddamn bad.

00:32:09.000 That wouldn't be a good thing for me today.

00:32:11.000 Today I don't have 15 minutes.

00:32:12.000 Today I got, you know, those shits that you get like, you get about 30 seconds notice.

00:32:17.000 Yeah, it's go time.

00:32:18.000 You feel like the rumble.

00:32:19.000 Talking about the fucking...

00:32:21.000 Like, oh Jesus.

00:32:21.000 Rumble, rumble.

00:32:22.000 Okay, gonna get in there.

00:32:23.000 Terror level five shit.

00:32:24.000 Here we go, here we go.

00:32:26.000 Yeah, if you have to wait 50...

00:32:27.000 Ooh, leg lock.

00:32:28.000 She's a little high, a little high.

00:32:30.000 She can't do that, honey.

00:32:31.000 You gotta scoot down.

00:32:32.000 I'm so condescending.

00:32:33.000 I call her honey.

00:32:34.000 See, what's wrong with that, though?

00:32:35.000 It's rude.

00:32:36.000 Is it?

00:32:37.000 Honey?

00:32:37.000 If I was her.

00:32:38.000 Really?

00:32:39.000 I'd be upset at me.

00:32:39.000 Not me.

00:32:40.000 I'd find it flattering.

00:32:41.000 Lock that triangle up, baby.

00:32:43.000 Come on, sweetie.

00:32:43.000 Go and lock it up, girl.

00:32:44.000 Lock it up.

00:32:45.000 Lock it up.

00:32:46.000 Come on, sweetie.

00:32:46.000 Just being a dick.

00:32:47.000 Get that triangle, sweetie.

00:32:48.000 Very good.

00:32:49.000 Hook the leg.

00:32:50.000 Hook the leg.

00:32:51.000 Hook the leg.

00:32:52.000 Oh, we're doing work now.

00:32:53.000 Ooh, got the armbar.

00:32:54.000 Yeah, she's got both.

00:32:55.000 Go ahead, crank on that, girl.

00:32:56.000 Oh, dude, she's got both here.

00:32:57.000 Oh, she's got that arm.

00:32:58.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:32:59.000 Let's get that foots in play, though.

00:33:01.000 See, both those feet are in play.

00:33:02.000 Ooh, got that scissor action, though.

00:33:04.000 That's where you're supposed to hook that leg.

00:33:05.000 You're supposed to control the position better.

00:33:10.000 Hooking that leg's giant, man.

00:33:12.000 You know?

00:33:15.000 Major.

00:33:16.000 People do it two ways.

00:33:17.000 When you control someone from a triangle, do you hook the leg like this?

00:33:22.000 Do you scoop it around on the outside, or do you go underneath?

00:33:25.000 It depends, right?

00:33:27.000 Where you're at, exactly.

00:33:28.000 I go underneath.

00:33:29.000 Underneath seems like the move, right?

00:33:30.000 Because you can elevate their leg.

00:33:32.000 Yeah.

00:33:33.000 Some people don't like that, though.

00:33:35.000 Some people like to just hold on to the leg.

00:33:37.000 They like to...

00:33:38.000 I mean, you know what, man?

00:33:39.000 Whatever the fuck you can pull off.

00:33:41.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:33:42.000 Especially when punches are flying or you're on the key to the battlefield.

00:33:44.000 Whatever it takes to get that goddamn leg.

00:33:46.000 It's funny.

00:33:47.000 So many people have so many opinions on hand positions and chokes and stuff.

00:33:52.000 It's all fun and games still here and there.

00:33:54.000 Bullets are flying.

00:33:54.000 You know who I want to learn from?

00:33:57.000 Have you ever learned that go-go choke?

00:33:59.000 Talking about the Rothwell choke?

00:34:01.000 Yeah.

00:34:02.000 Do you know that choke?

00:34:03.000 Not like Rothwell does.

00:34:04.000 Yeah, his instructor, Jamie Seagafy, Ben Rothwell's jiu-jitsu instructor.

00:34:10.000 When's he find a game?

00:34:10.000 He's one of Hickson's guys.

00:34:12.000 He's a black belt in Hickson.

00:34:13.000 Apparently this choke that this guy's got is just phenomenal.

00:34:17.000 What's up with Rothwell?

00:34:18.000 Did he piss hot or something?

00:34:19.000 Yeah, he pissed hot.

00:34:20.000 God dang.

00:34:21.000 I think.

00:34:22.000 Pretty sure.

00:34:22.000 I feel like he did.

00:34:24.000 Yeah.

00:34:25.000 Any news on JDS? No.

00:34:27.000 He pissed hot for a diuretic.

00:34:31.000 This is like, I mean, what do we got in here?

00:34:34.000 Can you tell your boy to go and snitch just relax a little bit?

00:34:36.000 Nope.

00:34:36.000 He's not.

00:34:37.000 Can't do it.

00:34:39.000 Luis Claudio.

00:34:40.000 There he goes.

00:34:41.000 Luis Claudio apparently is the master of that shit.

00:34:43.000 Yeah, no shit, and they showed the big maze choking bitches out.

00:34:46.000 He showed a lot of people that choke, and they're like, what the fuck?

00:34:49.000 It's nasty, huh?

00:34:50.000 Yeah, I guess it's just somehow or another the way he's holding it.

00:34:52.000 He's going into your neck.

00:34:54.000 Into your throat as he's choking you with it.

00:34:57.000 It's like people just develop the finest application of one technique.

00:35:04.000 They just get it down.

00:35:06.000 That's their shit.

00:35:07.000 That's their shit.

00:35:08.000 Didn't Rothwell tap out Barnett with that?

00:35:10.000 Yes, he did.

00:35:11.000 That's how you know that shit's legit.

00:35:13.000 Barnett's as legit as it gets grappling-wise.

00:35:15.000 You surprised him with that shit?

00:35:16.000 Insane.

00:35:17.000 And you see when he got him, Josh was like, what the fuck?

00:35:21.000 I'm just like, God damn, what are you doing?

00:35:24.000 Yeah, it was nasty.

00:35:24.000 He wasn't getting out of that.

00:35:26.000 In a lot of ways, those kind of old-school chokes, that's a lot of shit that Josh Barnett's into, right?

00:35:32.000 Hell yeah, it's catch wrestling.

00:35:34.000 Break your neck off.

00:35:35.000 I like Josh.

00:35:36.000 Yeah.

00:35:37.000 How about I had Goldberg on Firing the Kid?

00:35:40.000 You know, Goldberg, the wrestler.

00:35:41.000 And he's best friends with Brock.

00:35:44.000 And I said, do you think Brock's going to come back?

00:35:46.000 And he goes, he was going to until John Piss hot.

00:35:50.000 Oh my God.

00:35:52.000 He said, you're breaking my heart, Goldberg.

00:35:53.000 Oh my God.

00:35:55.000 Oh my God.

00:35:56.000 I know.

00:35:57.000 Oh my God.

00:35:58.000 Right?

00:35:59.000 That'll fuck up your Saturday.

00:36:00.000 You thought the fire's coming in and fucked your Saturday up?

00:36:02.000 That'll fuck your Saturday up.

00:36:03.000 I can't do this at 1 p.m.

00:36:05.000 on Saturday.

00:36:06.000 I literally just went...

00:36:08.000 And I looked at Goldberg and said, get out.

00:36:11.000 Come on, man.

00:36:11.000 Get the fuck out.

00:36:12.000 What in the fuck is wrong?

00:36:13.000 How crazy is that?

00:36:14.000 He was going to.

00:36:16.000 We were going to see that monster again.

00:36:18.000 What is wrong with the world?

00:36:21.000 Jesus Christ.

00:36:22.000 Whoever that meathead is that gave that shit to Jon Jones has got to be on suicide watch right now.

00:36:28.000 Just sitting there with one of those shakes.

00:36:32.000 He's probably going, I fucking warned him, bro.

00:36:34.000 I warned him.

00:36:35.000 I swear.

00:36:36.000 We should get a team together like Navy SEAL Team 6 and just go fuck him up.

00:36:40.000 Basically a tainted batch.

00:36:41.000 I gave him Gave him the right stuff.

00:36:44.000 I take the same shit I passed.

00:36:46.000 Yeah, I almost said Dirk Nowitzki.

00:36:49.000 Maybe they didn't know about the...

00:36:50.000 Maybe they're testing over and over again with the blood test.

00:36:53.000 See, I heard it's a new test.

00:36:55.000 Oh, the urine test is new?

00:36:56.000 Ash the golden snitch about it, bro.

00:36:58.000 You got a direct line to him.

00:36:59.000 Ooh, I will.

00:37:00.000 He's going to come on the podcast again.

00:37:02.000 After, John, we get the thing about John?

00:37:04.000 Well, I mean, if it times out that way.

00:37:06.000 If not, we'll do it before, but I'm going to have him on soon.

00:37:09.000 Kind of delayed, though, until that test comes out so we get the real fucking info, you know what I'm saying?

00:37:14.000 Yeah, probably a good idea.

00:37:15.000 It's so depressing to me because it felt like John returning the way he did, that's like a superstar victory.

00:37:22.000 He handled himself with class and dignity after it was over.

00:37:25.000 I mean, everything about it was amazing.

00:37:27.000 And then to go from that to pissing hot, you're like, oh, no.

00:37:31.000 I was at Universal when I found out.

00:37:33.000 Jamie texted it to me.

00:37:34.000 You texted me and I thought you were fucking with me.

00:37:36.000 I thought you were trolling me.

00:37:37.000 I thought Jamie was fucking with me.

00:37:38.000 I just got off the Harry Potter ride, man.

00:37:40.000 I was feeling good about things.

00:37:42.000 Fuck your day up.

00:37:43.000 I was like, life's pretty good.

00:37:45.000 Life's good.

00:37:45.000 This Harry Potter ride was fun.

00:37:47.000 I thought it was fake news.

00:37:49.000 Fuck, man.

00:37:50.000 Super fake news.

00:37:51.000 Super depressing.

00:37:52.000 You know, I was thinking about...

00:37:55.000 So with John being out, and then you got Connor, right?

00:37:58.000 Like Connor, Nate, things like looming in the air.

00:38:01.000 That's like what they got to do next.

00:38:02.000 These huge money fights.

00:38:03.000 Other than that, there's not a huge money fight.

00:38:05.000 But Connor has changed the game for the better, especially if you're the fighter.

00:38:09.000 But it's like, you know, with WME, he's staring the ship.

00:38:14.000 Yes.

00:38:14.000 Like, think about it.

00:38:16.000 Because the numbers coming out, they're saying it's going to be the biggest pay-per-view of all time.

00:38:19.000 So he made a hundred-something million dollars, right?

00:38:21.000 Yeah.

00:38:22.000 So you're telling me, if you're Conor and you're part of his team, you're going to go, hey, fight Nate Diaz for...

00:38:28.000 How much?

00:38:29.000 Five?

00:38:29.000 Ten million?

00:38:30.000 Oh, and also, we need you to wear this Reebok, and they're going to pay you $100,000 a year.

00:38:34.000 I think Conor's going to go, you're fucking crazy.

00:38:37.000 Well, I'm sure there's non-negotiables, and one non-negotiable is the Reebok deal.

00:38:42.000 You can't get around it.

00:38:43.000 I disagree.

00:38:45.000 Well, it seems like you can't get around it right now.

00:38:47.000 Everybody's wearing Reebok clothes.

00:38:48.000 Well, no.

00:38:50.000 I'm not saying he's not going to wear Reebok, but what you have to do is you're playing a different game now.

00:38:56.000 You're talking about the biggest athlete in combat sports, and you're not getting him for the $200,000 you were paying a year.

00:39:03.000 Oh, yeah.

00:39:03.000 That's true.

00:39:04.000 He can go, listen, I'm down to wear Reebok, but it's a different animal now.

00:39:09.000 Well, Reebok professionally sponsors him.

00:39:12.000 Just like they do Paige Van Zandt, just like they did Ronda.

00:39:15.000 I get it.

00:39:15.000 Different.

00:39:15.000 More money.

00:39:16.000 More, but not to think how much he made to just wear those, you know, whatever he had on his trunks.

00:39:22.000 Right.

00:39:23.000 That's a good point.

00:39:24.000 You know, that fight, if it really did get six and a half million pay-per-view buys, like they were talking about Conor making a hundred million dollars if it got five million pay-per-view buys.

00:39:35.000 They got one and a half more than that.

00:39:37.000 See, but that's up for debate, because you know how that came about?

00:39:41.000 So, I think Dana was sitting on that Snoop cast or something, and Uriah's filming, right?

00:39:48.000 And Dana goes, he didn't think it was being recorded, and Dana goes, 6.5 mil.

00:39:53.000 And everyone's like, damn!

00:39:55.000 You know, in the room, like, oh, damn, dog!

00:39:56.000 And Snoop's like, damn, dog!

00:39:57.000 And then Uriah turns and goes, 6.5 million, and then shuts the camera off.

00:40:04.000 But Dana never officially said 6.5, but that's how it got started.

00:40:07.000 Oh, wow.

00:40:07.000 So Espinosa from Showtime's like, uh, it's going to break the biggest preview numbers of all time, but we're thinking more around four something.

00:40:15.000 Oh.

00:40:15.000 Like almost five.

00:40:17.000 What?

00:40:17.000 Yeah.

00:40:18.000 So who knows the truth and who doesn't?

00:40:20.000 I don't know.

00:40:21.000 I like to go with Dana on this one.

00:40:23.000 Well, that sounds better.

00:40:24.000 Yeah, I was crunk.

00:40:25.000 I blasted up.

00:40:25.000 That's what I see right now online.

00:40:27.000 Trending towards 4.6 million.

00:40:29.000 Oh.

00:40:29.000 Domestic.

00:40:30.000 Domestic.

00:40:31.000 Oh, well then it's 6.5.

00:40:32.000 Yeah.

00:40:33.000 Yeah.

00:40:34.000 This is my thing with Dana.

00:40:35.000 He wouldn't just throw that up because he doesn't want to look like an idiot.

00:40:39.000 Especially whether he did it officially or not.

00:40:41.000 If he says that to Uriah and Snoop, he didn't think he was being recorded.

00:40:45.000 But Dana wasn't just like 6.5, everybody.

00:40:48.000 He's not making that up.

00:40:49.000 If it's trending towards 4.6...

00:40:52.000 Nationwide in America, that's 100% $2 million more overseas.

00:40:56.000 Guarantee you.

00:40:57.000 The ARC also says that it wasn't $100 worldwide either.

00:41:00.000 It was $25 in some countries.

00:41:02.000 It's $24.99 in the UK and then Ireland, you know?

00:41:07.000 That's interesting.

00:41:07.000 But still, it's going to be around 6.5.

00:41:11.000 From what I heard, it's going to be 6.57.

00:41:14.000 Does the UK have a history of pay-per-views like we do?

00:41:19.000 Yeah.

00:41:20.000 Joshua.

00:41:21.000 I don't know if it's quite the same.

00:41:22.000 That was a pay-per-view for them?

00:41:23.000 Yeah, over there.

00:41:25.000 But over here was...

00:41:26.000 It's free.

00:41:26.000 Free.

00:41:26.000 It was HBO, right?

00:41:27.000 Because he's not a big a star here.

00:41:29.000 Right.

00:41:29.000 That, you know, we like trade a little bit.

00:41:31.000 Yeah.

00:41:32.000 Yeah.

00:41:32.000 Makes sense.

00:41:33.000 Yeah, it does make sense.

00:41:34.000 I just wonder how many people order pay-per-view.

00:41:36.000 I mean, you know, the way they watch TV is different.

00:41:38.000 I don't think they consume as much TV as we do.

00:41:41.000 With fighting, if Conor's fighting or Anthony Joshua's fighting, they do.

00:41:44.000 Yeah, but I mean, like, overall, England, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think they have as many channels as we do.

00:41:51.000 I don't think they watch as much TV as we do.

00:41:53.000 It is 2017, sir.

00:41:54.000 They have Netflix, they get all that shit.

00:41:56.000 That's not what I'm saying.

00:41:57.000 I just don't think that it's a normal part of their day the way it is our day.

00:42:00.000 I don't think people in England watch.

00:42:03.000 Like, Google that just to find out.

00:42:05.000 Yeah, it is, but I don't think they watch as much.

00:42:08.000 Yeah.

00:42:08.000 I don't think they watch as much TV on a whole as we do.

00:42:11.000 They have some great shows, no doubt.

00:42:12.000 But I don't think they watch as much TV on a whole.

00:42:15.000 I think that's more of like a...

00:42:16.000 It's probably fair to say.

00:42:17.000 ...a problem with our lazy ass culture.

00:42:18.000 That's why we're out of shape here.

00:42:19.000 Yeah, it's a big problem.

00:42:20.000 I watch some TV though, but I also work out for God's sake.

00:42:22.000 Dude, our own president works out at all.

00:42:25.000 Zero.

00:42:26.000 Yeah, he doesn't believe in it.

00:42:27.000 But he watches five hours of TV a day.

00:42:29.000 He doesn't believe in...

00:42:29.000 He's hilarious.

00:42:30.000 He thinks your body's a battery.

00:42:32.000 He thinks you only get so many beats.

00:42:34.000 You only have so many beats.

00:42:35.000 That's why he looks like that.

00:42:36.000 He's hilarious.

00:42:37.000 He's so fat.

00:42:38.000 Oh, he's definitely not healthy looking.

00:42:39.000 This fight's amazing by the way.

00:42:42.000 Are you paying attention at all?

00:42:43.000 Zero.

00:42:45.000 Yeah, but either way, I think it's going to break the pay-per-view numbers.

00:42:48.000 But Conor's changing the dynamics for everyone.

00:42:51.000 Because now, when you want him to fight again, you can't have him agree to those old terms.

00:42:56.000 He's a smart guy.

00:42:57.000 And if you learn anything from Floyd, you know when you fight Floyd, you're fighting a different animal.

00:43:02.000 Look at Bruce Buffer.

00:43:03.000 Could he look more bored?

00:43:04.000 He looks exhausted and bored.

00:43:06.000 He might have seen too many shows.

00:43:07.000 He might have traveled too many airline miles.

00:43:09.000 The dude looks super tired.

00:43:11.000 Well, it's Rotterdam.

00:43:12.000 It's been a long trip.

00:43:15.000 Probably, but he's there for the fights, man.

00:43:17.000 Yeah, you know, he just does his 20 seconds and he's out, man.

00:43:20.000 He's recharging.

00:43:21.000 It's a mindset thing, son.

00:43:23.000 It is.

00:43:23.000 You gotta be in there.

00:43:24.000 You gotta be in there watching.

00:43:25.000 There's rumors that he was gonna work the Mayweather-McGregor fight, but then I guess it didn't come to fruition.

00:43:31.000 Who did it?

00:43:31.000 Jimmy Lennon Jr., right?

00:43:33.000 Yeah, he's good.

00:43:34.000 You know what?

00:43:35.000 My one complaint about that whole thing is I thought they could have made the intros way better.

00:43:39.000 Like, turn the lights down.

00:43:40.000 Let me hear the volume of the music.

00:43:42.000 I met Demi Lovato last night.

00:43:44.000 Where'd you meet her at?

00:43:45.000 Very nice lady.

00:43:46.000 She was at the comedy store.

00:43:47.000 God damn it.

00:43:48.000 The one night I'm not there.

00:43:49.000 Damn it.

00:43:49.000 She's very nice.

00:43:50.000 Is she nice?

00:43:51.000 Yes, very nice.

00:43:52.000 But my point is, she sang the national anthem.

00:43:55.000 You never get the national anthem in an MMA fight.

00:43:57.000 Why do they always do the national anthem in a boxing fight?

00:44:00.000 Because boxing's awesome, and they appreciate America.

00:44:04.000 I think UFC has just too many goddamn countries fighting every night.

00:44:08.000 We'd never move on with the show.

00:44:10.000 Oh, she's got this triangle.

00:44:10.000 Oh, you're on the feet, baby.

00:44:12.000 She's too loose.

00:44:12.000 Sweetie, honey.

00:44:13.000 She might be able to pull this off, dude.

00:44:15.000 It doesn't look good here.

00:44:16.000 No, it's way too loose.

00:44:17.000 Go and pop that head out.

00:44:18.000 You've got to grab that foot from the outside.

00:44:20.000 Just reach around.

00:44:21.000 Oh, no.

00:44:21.000 She's lost it.

00:44:22.000 Just step over.

00:44:23.000 For God's sake, step over.

00:44:25.000 It's all over.

00:44:26.000 Everything's gone.

00:44:27.000 Go ahead and pass, girl.

00:44:28.000 Yeah, it's gone.

00:44:29.000 She can still lock this up.

00:44:30.000 She's got to get used to it.

00:44:31.000 There you go.

00:44:32.000 She went right back into it.

00:44:33.000 Yeah, but she just grabbed it with her shin.

00:44:35.000 Oh, the other girl?

00:44:36.000 The girl on the other side?

00:44:37.000 Fucking get out of it.

00:44:37.000 Yeah.

00:44:38.000 She's just missing that one crucial step of passing the ankle and getting down, locking down on the shin bone.

00:44:45.000 You've got to force that step.

00:44:46.000 That's like your life depending on it, like if you were drowning.

00:44:50.000 To be able to get your foot like this is so big that to not be able to get here, this should be your whole life's goal, is to get ahead of that foot and get on that shin.

00:45:00.000 That girl on top lives to be in a triangle.

00:45:02.000 She's just diving her head in there.

00:45:04.000 I feel like so much of what you're seeing when you're seeing MMA is fatigue.

00:45:08.000 So much.

00:45:09.000 Like that girl not locking up that triangle right there, if she was super duper fresh, like in training, no adrenaline, no weight cut, she'd be able to lock that triangle up.

00:45:18.000 I'd have to know her background.

00:45:19.000 I would too.

00:45:20.000 I'm talking shit.

00:45:21.000 I hear ya.

00:45:22.000 Sometimes fatigue.

00:45:23.000 But I think that most of what you see...

00:45:25.000 Look how high she is.

00:45:27.000 She's punching that girl.

00:45:29.000 Bluebell.

00:45:31.000 Yeah, a little bluebell-esque.

00:45:32.000 But you're seeing a lot of people just doing what they can do with their body at the moment.

00:45:38.000 For sure.

00:45:39.000 Versus what they know.

00:45:40.000 Well, look at Shane Carwin and Brock Lesnar.

00:45:41.000 Shane was exhausted.

00:45:43.000 I've never seen Shane in my life get tapped out from a head-arm triangle.

00:45:47.000 Ever.

00:45:47.000 He was done.

00:45:48.000 He was done.

00:45:49.000 And then Brock's, you know...

00:45:49.000 This girl's giving up the deep half.

00:45:50.000 She's giving up the deep half.

00:45:52.000 Oh, okay.

00:45:53.000 She's going to step over.

00:45:54.000 Oh, that was so silly.

00:45:56.000 Shit worked, though.

00:45:57.000 Oh, my God.

00:45:58.000 Oh, go ahead and crank on that chin.

00:45:58.000 She got it.

00:45:59.000 I think you got it, girl.

00:46:00.000 She's exhausted.

00:46:01.000 She's going to tap.

00:46:02.000 Go ahead and crank on that chin.

00:46:03.000 Body triangle.

00:46:03.000 Switch the body triangle.

00:46:04.000 Body triangle.

00:46:04.000 Come on, sweetie.

00:46:05.000 Come on, sweetie.

00:46:05.000 Body triangle.

00:46:07.000 Get that squeeze on.

00:46:08.000 Oh, she's got that pretty good.

00:46:09.000 She got it.

00:46:10.000 She's tapping.

00:46:10.000 I don't know about all that, man.

00:46:11.000 Yeah, watch this.

00:46:11.000 She's tapping.

00:46:12.000 I don't know about all that.

00:46:13.000 Go ahead and break that neck like a chicken bone.

00:46:15.000 I think she's going to let her do it.

00:46:16.000 Nope, it's going to pop.

00:46:17.000 Go ahead and pop her in the face.

00:46:17.000 No, she's going to turn into her.

00:46:18.000 Oh, snaps!

00:46:22.000 Don't stop right here.

00:46:22.000 Keep going.

00:46:23.000 Don't stop right here.

00:46:26.000 Keep going.

00:46:27.000 Oh, see, this is fatigue, man.

00:46:28.000 So, like, in that scramble, there was no urgency on the bottom.

00:46:31.000 She was trying to rest.

00:46:32.000 You cannot do that.

00:46:34.000 When you get that opportunity, you gotta scramble hard.

00:46:36.000 Well, the champions don't, you know, they don't rest there.

00:46:39.000 In the transitions, in the scrambles, they're moving, moving.

00:46:42.000 Like, you'll get DC, Jon Jones, there's no fucking...

00:46:45.000 Or TJ, Cody, there's no rest there.

00:46:47.000 I talked to Chuck about that once.

00:46:49.000 Chuck O'Dell was talking about how when you go down to the ground, he goes, once your back touches the ground, you gotta fucking explode.

00:46:54.000 Like your life depends on it.

00:46:56.000 He goes, so many guys, they get down to the ground and they try to take a break.

00:46:59.000 They rest.

00:46:59.000 And he goes, you're already done if you do that.

00:47:01.000 He goes, you can't do that.

00:47:02.000 He goes, once your back touches the ground, you gotta fucking explode.

00:47:05.000 Nobody ever gotta hold a Chuck and like hold him down.

00:47:08.000 This day and age though, guys don't really, you know, especially at a high level, like the top guys, they don't rest there.

00:47:14.000 Randy was the only one that ever controlled Chuck on the ground.

00:47:17.000 That's Randy Couture, for God's sakes.

00:47:18.000 Randy goddamn Couture.

00:47:19.000 God, she's beating the shit out of this girl.

00:47:21.000 Yeah, this is rough.

00:47:22.000 You might want to stop this fight.

00:47:25.000 I'd stop this fight.

00:47:26.000 This girl's taking a tremendous amount.

00:47:28.000 Stop the fight.

00:47:28.000 Right there.

00:47:28.000 Stop it.

00:47:29.000 Stop the fight.

00:47:30.000 Stop it.

00:47:30.000 There's ten seconds.

00:47:31.000 Just stop the fucking fight.

00:47:32.000 She's not protecting herself.

00:47:34.000 Jesus, that girl took a lot of shots.

00:47:37.000 Yeah, she just get her ass whooped.

00:47:38.000 Jesus, she took a lot of shots.

00:47:40.000 That girl on the right's not too excited.

00:48:00.000 I agree with the stoppage.

00:48:02.000 Me too.

00:48:03.000 For his experience level against the best of all time.

00:48:05.000 But in general, they're going to let you.

00:48:07.000 Like Anthony Joshua Klitschko.

00:48:09.000 Yeah, Jesus Christ.

00:48:11.000 I mean, Joshua basically was flat out cold, woke the fuck up, didn't know where he was at.

00:48:16.000 And this was after he knocked Klitschko down.

00:48:18.000 I had him on Queer Street.

00:48:20.000 Greatest heavyweight fight ever.

00:48:22.000 It was pretty much one of them.

00:48:23.000 Oh my God, I was so crunked.

00:48:25.000 Yeah, it was pretty goddamn fantastic.

00:48:27.000 That's the record for the British pay-per-view, according to the promoter.

00:48:31.000 Wow, 900,000 buys is the record?

00:48:33.000 Somewhere.

00:48:34.000 No, no, no, that was the previous one.

00:48:36.000 That was David Hay.

00:48:37.000 Where's the record?

00:48:38.000 It doesn't say.

00:48:39.000 1.3 million for the live airing of Tyson Fury.

00:48:44.000 No, this quote here, it says they broke it, which was the Pacquiao-Mayweather fight, but I'm looking also for numbers that show official and then it never came out.

00:48:53.000 It's tough to find, right?

00:48:54.000 So it's somewhere around 1.5 million for Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather, which is what they...

00:48:59.000 And that's just over there?

00:49:01.000 This is an interesting part too, though.

00:49:03.000 I remember seeing some numbers like this for the Mayweather-McGregor fight, this German TV. They air it for free, I think, there.

00:49:09.000 You got 10 million people watching it there or something like that.

00:49:11.000 Well, it's the same like in Brazil when like Cyborg fights or Anderson Silva, there's no pay-per-view there.

00:49:17.000 Right.

00:49:17.000 So like 90 million people watch it.

00:49:19.000 God damn.

00:49:21.000 16 million.

00:49:22.000 16 million.

00:49:23.000 They got 16 million to watch David Hay versus Hootie fight.

00:49:28.000 Who does it say?

00:49:29.000 Tyson Fury.

00:49:30.000 Well, Tyson Fury's a very famous guy, right?

00:49:33.000 Back then he wasn't that big.

00:49:36.000 Now he's more famous.

00:49:37.000 Did you see when he gave a shout out to frickin', what's her name?

00:49:42.000 The Irish chick.

00:49:45.000 Sinead O'Connor, because she's suicidal.

00:49:47.000 Sinead O'Connor did a Facebook Live suicidal from a hotel.

00:49:47.000 Have you seen that?

00:49:52.000 Does she have mental illness?

00:49:54.000 I would say so, yeah.

00:49:55.000 But then Tyson Fury reached out to her because he suffers from it too.

00:49:59.000 He was like, hey, call me.

00:50:00.000 I don't think she's calling him, but he was like, call me.

00:50:02.000 You need someone to talk to.

00:50:04.000 I'm just going to live stream him banging her.

00:50:06.000 I'd watch it.

00:50:08.000 Tyson Fury's a giant ass.

00:50:10.000 He's 400 pounds.

00:50:11.000 So, second thing we gotta talk about is everybody keeps saying that you didn't tell the truth about your interaction with Nate Diaz because they're reading this transcript that somebody put up of the conversation you had with Nate Diaz where you said, I think you're off on this.

00:50:27.000 That's exactly what I said.

00:50:28.000 Because he goes, you're wrong, you're wrong, you don't know boxing.

00:50:31.000 And then I went, he won rounds and we're going back and forth.

00:50:33.000 And I go, I think you're off on that.

00:50:35.000 I think you're off on this or off on that.

00:50:37.000 And then someone wrote in quotes, he teed off on you.

00:50:41.000 Those words are in my vocabulary to describe a fight.

00:50:44.000 Teed off.

00:50:45.000 Also, I would never disrespect Nate like that.

00:50:47.000 In his face like that?

00:50:48.000 That sounds crazy.

00:50:49.000 Have you ever heard of me doing anything like that?

00:50:51.000 I would never do that.

00:50:53.000 Also, what kind of bitch move would that be?

00:50:56.000 I have nothing to do with that.

00:50:58.000 You fought another grown man.

00:51:00.000 I would never brag.

00:51:02.000 He teed off on you.

00:51:03.000 It has nothing to do with me.

00:51:05.000 That's disgusting.

00:51:06.000 No, I've never disrespected Nate like that.

00:51:06.000 That's so gross.

00:51:08.000 So everybody out there that's talking shit, you're talking shit on a false narrative.

00:51:12.000 It's like some fake quote that someone, they might have thought they heard that, and that sounded like it was more salacious, so they put that in quotes.

00:51:19.000 It's not what he said.

00:51:20.000 No, it's fake news.

00:51:21.000 Fake news all day.

00:51:22.000 Yeah, they wrote their own stuff.

00:51:24.000 You can see they're vying for headlines.

00:51:26.000 It's like, Brennan Schaub talking shit to Nate and pointing down, you know?

00:51:30.000 Yeah, and he's saying, you know, people are saying, you weren't honest.

00:51:33.000 This guy can fucking crack.

00:51:34.000 Yeah, he can.

00:51:35.000 He's fun to watch.

00:51:36.000 Yeah, he's got a really odd style, man.

00:51:39.000 Damn, look at his last fight.

00:51:41.000 Brandon Thatch.

00:51:42.000 That was kind of a while ago.

00:51:43.000 Did he win?

00:51:44.000 Yeah, he beat Thatch.

00:51:46.000 How'd he beat him?

00:51:47.000 I remember he cracked him, he submitted him.

00:51:48.000 Oh, that's right.

00:51:50.000 Undefeated.

00:51:51.000 Powerful, Rob.

00:51:52.000 Rob, 11-0.

00:51:53.000 Get it, Rob.

00:51:54.000 This is going to be a good fight, because C.R. Bahur-Dazad, I love saying that name, is a bad motherfucker.

00:51:59.000 He's a tough dude.

00:52:01.000 As tough as they come.

00:52:01.000 He's one of those weird dudes that, like, you put your hand on him to interview him, he feels like wood.

00:52:05.000 Like Dan Henderson.

00:52:06.000 Yeah, like, he looks like a normal dude, but he's not.

00:52:10.000 There's a lot of dudes that walk amongst us, they look like normal dudes, until you put your hand on them, you're like, hey.

00:52:16.000 Yeah.

00:52:18.000 22-6-1 and Rob Wilkinson 11-0.

00:52:21.000 Got it.

00:52:21.000 Man, that Dime Piece picture.

00:52:23.000 Is this Amanda Liao?

00:52:25.000 Yeah.

00:52:26.000 That's going to be a fun fight.

00:52:28.000 I've got to stop doing these things when I come straight from yoga class.

00:52:31.000 That hot yoga.

00:52:32.000 You're all sweaty.

00:52:34.000 And they don't put makeup on me, man.

00:52:36.000 Oh, Jesus, I forgot how bad this is.

00:52:39.000 Boom.

00:52:40.000 Boom.

00:52:41.000 That's tough to watch.

00:52:43.000 Has there ever been a super fight that was that one-sided?

00:52:47.000 A super fight where everybody thought, like, holy shit, I can't believe this is about to go down.

00:52:51.000 Look at those people, shocked.

00:52:52.000 And one person makes the other person look like they have no business in there.

00:52:56.000 And just over.

00:52:57.000 Over.

00:52:57.000 Just a career ender.

00:52:59.000 Complete, total career ender.

00:53:01.000 Such a bad idea for her to come back.

00:53:04.000 Well, this was a bad idea for her to come back against this fucking power-punching monster.

00:53:10.000 She just hits too goddamn hard.

00:53:12.000 You know, I talked to Kat about it.

00:53:14.000 Kat told me, Kat Zingano, she told me when that girl hit her.

00:53:17.000 Kat beat her?

00:53:17.000 Yeah, she did.

00:53:18.000 But she got hurt in the first round.

00:53:20.000 Remember, she almost finished her and then Amanda gassed out.

00:53:23.000 Yeah, and Kat was telling me, she's like, nobody ever hit me that hard before.

00:53:26.000 Really?

00:53:27.000 I was like, whoa.

00:53:29.000 This will be a fun fight, Shevchenko.

00:53:31.000 When Shevchenko caught Juliana Peña in an armbar, I was like, wow!

00:53:35.000 Goddamn!

00:53:35.000 Torched her!

00:53:36.000 Who thought Peña was like the next big thing?

00:53:38.000 And then Shevchenko was like, oh, that's cool.

00:53:39.000 Check this out.

00:53:40.000 Well, she can do so many different things.

00:53:42.000 The thing about Valentina is she can strike.

00:53:45.000 She's got world-class Muay Thai.

00:53:48.000 She's tough as shit.

00:53:50.000 And they fought once and it was a super close fight, man.

00:53:53.000 And people think if it was a championship fight with five rounds, Shevchenko would have probably won because she started to come on late and win rounds.

00:54:00.000 She started coming on late.

00:54:02.000 You know what?

00:54:02.000 I was super impressed with these two right next to each other like that.

00:54:05.000 Oh, that's fake.

00:54:05.000 Fake news.

00:54:06.000 That's an edit.

00:54:07.000 Yeah, that's an edit.

00:54:08.000 One of the things that I was super impressed with when I saw her fight Holly.

00:54:13.000 Ooh, look at that.

00:54:14.000 Touching each other's faces.

00:54:16.000 And Tim's.

00:54:17.000 When was the last time you saw some Tim's, young Jamie?

00:54:19.000 Well, you know what, man?

00:54:20.000 She's Brazilian and she's gay.

00:54:21.000 She can do whatever the fuck she wants.

00:54:23.000 I agree.

00:54:24.000 I agree.

00:54:25.000 Rock those fucking Tim's.

00:54:26.000 I was just super impressed with her ability to control the interactions.

00:54:30.000 She uses that check right hook.

00:54:33.000 Her footwork and her technique when she was fighting, she basically shut down Holly.

00:54:38.000 Yeah, I know.

00:54:39.000 Which is surprising.

00:54:40.000 That's not easy to do.

00:54:41.000 I mean, I don't know what Holly was going into that fight, whether she was on a down, maybe didn't have such a good camp, maybe wasn't at her best.

00:54:48.000 But if you look at how good Holly looked against Jermaine Durandamy.

00:54:52.000 How the fuck is Jermaine Durandamy not in the top six?

00:54:55.000 She left the weight class.

00:54:56.000 Yeah, but she's back now.

00:54:57.000 No, she's not.

00:54:58.000 Yes, she is.

00:54:59.000 No, she can't be.

00:55:00.000 She's ranked number nine at one...

00:55:01.000 She's back at 135. Oh, you're fucking right.

00:55:07.000 So she left 145, dropped down...

00:55:09.000 You're right.

00:55:10.000 Yeah, she bailed.

00:55:10.000 She's not ranked because they're like, what do we do with this chick?

00:55:12.000 Well, it's weird because it's like she abandoned her title so she didn't have to fight Cyborg, which is probably a good move.

00:55:19.000 But also career suicide because now no one respects you.

00:55:21.000 Yeah.

00:55:22.000 Right?

00:55:22.000 Yeah.

00:55:23.000 Like, I get it.

00:55:23.000 I don't want to fight Cyborg either, but at least take the ass whoop and then cut.

00:55:27.000 Yeah, I guess the argument is like, you know, she's saying that Cyborg's a career cheater.

00:55:33.000 It doesn't work because she's passed every test in UFC. Yeah, she's passed the test now.

00:55:36.000 It doesn't work.

00:55:37.000 You can't just keep banking on that.

00:55:39.000 Especially if you look at the way she fought when she fought Tonya Evinger.

00:55:43.000 You know, she fought very professionally.

00:55:45.000 She fought with very good technique.

00:55:46.000 She beat the brakes off that soccer ball.

00:55:49.000 Beat the brakes off her.

00:55:50.000 And she fought like it was intelligent.

00:55:53.000 Like she was very technical.

00:55:55.000 The way she approached the fight.

00:55:56.000 She just tried to maraud.

00:55:57.000 I was like, this is a mature cyborg.

00:55:59.000 Yeah, but for sure murder her though, Forrest.

00:56:01.000 For sure make it exciting.

00:56:02.000 But no, if you're a Cyborg fan, you like that cerebral Cyborg, she's going to be so tough to beat.

00:56:08.000 But also, be the Mike Tyson of women fighting and murk her for us.

00:56:13.000 That's what we're going for.

00:56:15.000 That's what we're going for.

00:56:15.000 But Tanya Evans, hats off to her.

00:56:18.000 She just, talking about zombie mom, would not go...

00:56:20.000 How tough is that girl?

00:56:22.000 She would not go away, huh?

00:56:24.000 She would not go away.

00:56:25.000 She's very tough.

00:56:26.000 So goddamn tough.

00:56:27.000 But I think she...

00:56:28.000 Also, Cyborg, she caught Cyborg with a couple shots, a couple punches.

00:56:32.000 Not a whole lot on him, but you've got to make sure that you mind your P's and Q's.

00:56:35.000 And she knew eventually she was going to beat her down.

00:56:37.000 She had five whole rounds.

00:56:39.000 But Jermaine stepping away from it like that, the real shame was Jermaine would have been a fucking very interesting fight.

00:56:45.000 It would have been a fun fight.

00:56:46.000 Jermaine is super technical.

00:56:48.000 She's a phenomenal striker.

00:56:49.000 But now Holly comes right on in and slides right on in the DMs.

00:56:52.000 Holly should, because I think Holly won that fight.

00:56:54.000 I thought Holly won.

00:56:55.000 I agree.

00:56:55.000 I had Holly winning, and also Jermaine also, you know, she had some suspect punches after the rounds.

00:57:02.000 Like, they should have taken points from her, so I thought Holly won that fight.

00:57:05.000 So now, karma catching up, the way things work out, life works out, and you got Holly versus Cyborg, hopefully.

00:57:10.000 Yeah, that's gonna be interesting.

00:57:12.000 That's a fight.

00:57:13.000 Isn't Holly scheduled to fight Cyborg?

00:57:16.000 Have they scheduled it?

00:57:17.000 The rumor was I'm at Square Garden, but there's nothing scheduled yet.

00:57:21.000 I think that, you know, with Jermaine, she came out in the first rounds and controlled it.

00:57:28.000 She controlled the fight.

00:57:30.000 But then she started to slow down.

00:57:31.000 Yeah.

00:57:32.000 You know, and I think part of it, I mean, who the fuck knows, could be pressure, could be, you know, whatever it is.

00:57:39.000 But that's when Holly clipped her with that question mark kick.

00:57:42.000 Remember she clanged her?

00:57:43.000 Yeah, hell yeah.

00:57:43.000 She shinned her with that, and then Holly dropped her with a straight left as Jermaine was coming forward.

00:57:48.000 Holly did the most damage, and she got hit late.

00:57:50.000 Twice?

00:57:51.000 Twice.

00:57:51.000 I felt like it was her fight.

00:57:52.000 I really do.

00:57:52.000 Me too.

00:57:53.000 And that's why she should fight Cyborg, which...

00:57:55.000 But it pisses me off, because she should be two-division champion.

00:57:59.000 Holly?

00:58:00.000 Yes.

00:58:01.000 It's dirty, man.

00:58:01.000 Yes.

00:58:01.000 Yeah?

00:58:02.000 Yeah, it is dirty.

00:58:04.000 And then have Jermaine just step away from the title after that.

00:58:07.000 It's like, oh, come on.

00:58:09.000 Some bitch stuff.

00:58:09.000 This is crazy.

00:58:11.000 They definitely should have taken a point away for the second time.

00:58:13.000 Definitely 100%.

00:58:14.000 Yes!

00:58:15.000 That's why Holly should be...

00:58:16.000 Yeah, I agree.

00:58:16.000 That alone would be the champ.

00:58:18.000 And I think...

00:58:19.000 I just think that rounds where Holly flattened her with that head kick and then dropped her again with that straight left.

00:58:25.000 I'm like, those are two big moments in the fight.

00:58:27.000 The most anybody was hurt in the fight were those moments.

00:58:30.000 That should show in the scorecard.

00:58:32.000 I don't know what system they were using.

00:58:34.000 It was in New York.

00:58:35.000 Oh, the old system.

00:58:35.000 New York's like, wait, what happened?

00:58:36.000 I missed that.

00:58:37.000 And then...

00:58:38.000 Especially with taking the points away.

00:58:40.000 Because if that was in Vegas or Cali, Holly would have won that fight.

00:58:43.000 Dude, how about the scorecards for the Conor Mayweather fight?

00:58:47.000 Fucking haterade.

00:58:48.000 Jesus Christ.

00:58:49.000 Fucking one round?

00:58:51.000 How crazy is that?

00:58:51.000 You guys are out of your mind.

00:58:52.000 Even Floyd was like, come on, man.

00:58:53.000 One round?

00:58:54.000 Come on.

00:58:55.000 First of all, Max Kellerman owes you some dick pics or something, doesn't he?

00:58:58.000 At least a dick pic.

00:58:59.000 Doesn't he?

00:59:00.000 At the very least.

00:59:03.000 Conor McGregor will not land a meaningful punch.

00:59:06.000 What a round?

00:59:06.000 What are you fucking crazy?

00:59:07.000 No, he goes, he won't land a single punch.

00:59:10.000 This is bad for boxing.

00:59:11.000 He clipped him with a good left uppercut in the first round.

00:59:14.000 Goosh!

00:59:15.000 And they're like, Floyd allowed him to do that.

00:59:17.000 Oh, sure.

00:59:17.000 Oh, yeah.

00:59:17.000 If you know anything about Floyd, he's not allowing someone to fucking hit him in the face.

00:59:22.000 That's so stupid.

00:59:24.000 Him and Brian Barbarino should have a beach dad bod contest.

00:59:28.000 The two of them just show up on the beach with a fucking six pack.

00:59:28.000 Yes!

00:59:33.000 A powerful Afghanistan dad bod.

00:59:36.000 One of those fucking fold-up aluminum chairs.

00:59:40.000 With the mesh.

00:59:42.000 Sack lunches.

00:59:43.000 Fucking ham sandwiches.

00:59:44.000 I'm telling you, man, that dude is made out of bricks.

00:59:46.000 He hits so fucking hard.

00:59:48.000 And he's literally like one of the densest dudes.

00:59:52.000 Damn, Rob's 6'3", though.

00:59:54.000 Tall dude.

00:59:55.000 At 85, it's pretty normal.

00:59:57.000 25?

00:59:58.000 Oh, Baher Dozada used to fight 70. Now he's fighting at 85. God, he's a small 85-er.

01:00:03.000 Yeah, man.

01:00:04.000 Maybe he took this fight on short notice.

01:00:07.000 How tall is he?

01:00:09.000 Would they say 5'11", 5'10"?

01:00:11.000 If you look at the way he's built and then think of Yoel Romero.

01:00:16.000 They're the same weight class.

01:00:17.000 Well, yeah, do him like that, man.

01:00:19.000 That's how it has to be done.

01:00:21.000 Because that's the world we live in.

01:00:21.000 It really is.

01:00:23.000 It is what it is, man.

01:00:24.000 The world's not fair.

01:00:25.000 It's not.

01:00:26.000 Zebras don't occasionally eat lions.

01:00:26.000 Fighting's not fair.

01:00:31.000 It just doesn't happen, man.

01:00:33.000 It just doesn't happen.

01:00:33.000 Yeah, fighting just doesn't work like that.

01:00:35.000 It just is what it is.

01:00:38.000 You know, that dude who plays Tyrion Lannister is not going to kick your ass, no matter how much he puts his mind to it.

01:00:43.000 It's never happening.

01:00:44.000 It's just not.

01:00:46.000 God.

01:00:47.000 C.R. What a great name.

01:00:49.000 God, I've never seen him fight forever, man.

01:00:51.000 He's been around for a long fucking time.

01:00:53.000 How old is he?

01:00:54.000 He looks...

01:00:55.000 36?

01:00:56.000 Every bit of 40. Was he 42, Jaime?

01:01:00.000 The fuck looks every bit of 42. I would say he's 36. I'm gonna say 33. What is it?

01:01:07.000 33. Whoa.

01:01:10.000 What's he eating?

01:01:12.000 Well...

01:01:19.000 It's like you've got to change up your diet, homie.

01:01:21.000 Dude, I feel like the international ring girls are kind of killing it.

01:01:24.000 They're beating the American ones, I feel like, lately.

01:01:26.000 Well, we got the old faithfuls.

01:01:26.000 How dare you?

01:01:28.000 They're my friends.

01:01:29.000 You're a monster.

01:01:30.000 I also enjoy them, too.

01:01:32.000 I'm just saying international stepping the game up.

01:01:32.000 You're a terrible person.

01:01:35.000 4-53, first round.

01:01:37.000 52-51-50.

01:01:40.000 They have the clock on the screen, right?

01:01:42.000 Okay.

01:01:42.000 Yeah.

01:01:43.000 Jamie's on the ball.

01:01:44.000 Jamie gots this.

01:01:45.000 He even logged in early and shit.

01:01:47.000 Making good use of that extra 15 pounds.

01:01:49.000 We had another hiccup on the fight pass.

01:01:51.000 What is he eating?

01:01:53.000 You talking about, uh...

01:01:54.000 That gets him so big.

01:01:56.000 Bada.

01:01:57.000 Yeah, it's like imagine it as much as you have to train to be an MMA fighter.

01:02:02.000 He's older.

01:02:03.000 Sometimes genetics go fuck it.

01:02:05.000 You're getting dad bod.

01:02:06.000 33?

01:02:07.000 That's not that old.

01:02:08.000 Oh, shit.

01:02:09.000 I think it's just wars, you know?

01:02:11.000 It's Australian.

01:02:12.000 Jesus Christ, man.

01:02:13.000 Relax.

01:02:14.000 Is he Australian or English?

01:02:15.000 He's Australian.

01:02:16.000 Rob Wilkinson.

01:02:18.000 Australian as fuck.

01:02:19.000 Good composure, man.

01:02:19.000 Good striking composure.

01:02:22.000 For who?

01:02:23.000 Wilkinson.

01:02:24.000 Bauer Dezada just throws bricks, man.

01:02:26.000 Yeah, he's there to scrap.

01:02:28.000 Very dangerous.

01:02:28.000 Very dangerous guy.

01:02:29.000 Because he's throwing everything in every shot.

01:02:32.000 And if he can catch you inside the first round, especially, he's going to hurt you.

01:02:38.000 The first round's so dangerous.

01:02:40.000 Hell yeah, it's dangerous.

01:02:41.000 Especially fighting a guy like that.

01:02:43.000 Yeah.

01:02:44.000 But he's got to take these breaks.

01:02:46.000 You know, when you sprint like that, when you're that guy, ooh, I like that jab.

01:02:50.000 Well, A, he has to sprint like that because he's the shorter guy, and Rob's fucking way longer and ranger.

01:02:55.000 Hey, Rob, for sure get the jab out there, though, so you keep him back.

01:02:57.000 There you go.

01:02:58.000 It's always been his style, though.

01:02:59.000 Bajor Dezada's always been kind of a berserker.

01:03:01.000 At 70, though, it's going to be way more easier than these 85 monsters.

01:03:05.000 Imagine him against Luke Rockle.

01:03:06.000 Yeah, well, I can't imagine that this is the weight class he's going to stay in.

01:03:10.000 I think, if I'm looking at his body right here, he's carrying around a lot of...

01:03:13.000 Oh, we just clipped him with that right hand.

01:03:15.000 He's carrying around a lot of body fat.

01:03:16.000 I feel like this is probably a short-notice fight, if I had to guess, but I'm just guessing.

01:03:21.000 He's had a long career, too, so I might just be like, I'm sick of cutting weight.

01:03:25.000 Could be, right?

01:03:26.000 I can't perform at my best.

01:03:28.000 Uh-uh.

01:03:29.000 Dudes start getting, like, kidney problems and...

01:03:31.000 Weird shit happening with their body.

01:03:33.000 When their body's just shutting down from the weight loss.

01:03:37.000 I mean, that's what kept DC out of the fucking Olympics.

01:03:40.000 I know, man.

01:03:41.000 But also, like...

01:03:43.000 With the weight cutting, I think it's harder on females.

01:03:46.000 Yeah, I hear that a lot.

01:03:47.000 For females, it's so rough, man.

01:03:49.000 I hear that a lot from them.

01:03:50.000 And some of them get big, and they've got to cut weight with your thyroid and all that stuff.

01:03:54.000 Nice takedown.

01:03:56.000 Look, it takes the back.

01:03:57.000 Didn't get the hook in right away, though.

01:03:59.000 Oh, nice knee to the body.

01:04:00.000 Good timing.

01:04:02.000 Good timing.

01:04:03.000 Tough take the shorter guy down.

01:04:05.000 He took him down once.

01:04:06.000 He just didn't get that hook quick enough.

01:04:09.000 This says that CR has only fought four times in five years.

01:04:13.000 Well, I think he had some shoulder surgery.

01:04:13.000 Wow.

01:04:15.000 It's taking his goddamn time is what it sounds like.

01:04:17.000 I think he had shoulder surgery.

01:04:19.000 Jamie, see if you can find that.

01:04:20.000 It says injuries and setbacks.

01:04:22.000 It doesn't say which.

01:04:23.000 Yeah.

01:04:23.000 I'm pretty sure he had shoulder surgery.

01:04:25.000 It looks like, you can tell like he has a scar on the shoulder, the front of his shoulder.

01:04:29.000 It could also be hair.

01:04:31.000 It's tough to tell.

01:04:32.000 It could be.

01:04:32.000 Some latent caveman jeans.

01:04:35.000 I got some of those.

01:04:36.000 I got weird patches of hair that don't even belong there anymore.

01:04:39.000 Do you?

01:04:39.000 Yeah, for humans.

01:04:40.000 Dude, I feel like guys with a lot of testosterone have more hair.

01:04:45.000 Is that fair to say?

01:04:46.000 Yeah, not on the top of your head, though.

01:04:48.000 Yeah.

01:04:48.000 It depends on if you have that gene.

01:04:50.000 But your body has a shitload of hair.

01:04:52.000 Well, that's why I get super scared when I see those super hairy Russians.

01:04:58.000 Yeah, they freak me out, too.

01:04:59.000 Like the dudes, their whole back is hair.

01:05:02.000 Yeah.

01:05:02.000 Just their legs, everything.

01:05:03.000 Like when I fought Arlowski at Wayne's, I looked at his shoulder and went, well, sir, you have hair all over your shoulders.

01:05:08.000 Like chia pets.

01:05:09.000 That's scary.

01:05:10.000 Do you know?

01:05:10.000 Whoa, CR goes for the fucking...

01:05:12.000 Oh!

01:05:12.000 Darts it up, son!

01:05:14.000 Wow!

01:05:14.000 He got it too.

01:05:15.000 He might have it here.

01:05:18.000 He doesn't know how to get out.

01:05:19.000 He doesn't know how to get out.

01:05:20.000 CR's just straining.

01:05:21.000 He should roll him.

01:05:22.000 He's gotta go to sleep.

01:05:23.000 Give him that gator roll, son.

01:05:25.000 Oh, he's okay.

01:05:26.000 He's okay.

01:05:26.000 Wow.

01:05:27.000 He might get through this.

01:05:28.000 Wow.

01:05:29.000 Kevin's tough.

01:05:30.000 He's tough.

01:05:30.000 Oh, snap.

01:05:31.000 He's very tough, man.

01:05:32.000 Rob didn't fly from Australia to goddamn Rotterdam to get choked out like that.

01:05:36.000 It's probably a long flight, right?

01:05:37.000 Oh!

01:05:37.000 Look at that dude.

01:05:38.000 Look at that dude.

01:05:39.000 Look at that wrestler.

01:05:39.000 See, I don't want that.

01:05:40.000 I don't want no part of that.

01:05:42.000 I want no part of that.

01:05:43.000 That's so preposterous.

01:05:45.000 Pro.

01:05:46.000 Look up Rustam Chiev.

01:05:49.000 Look at that guy.

01:05:50.000 That was that big giant dude that David Hay fought.

01:05:52.000 How is he not in Game of Thrones?

01:05:54.000 That's Valuev.

01:05:55.000 Yeah.

01:05:56.000 Holy, look at that hair!

01:05:58.000 Yeah, he's a straight-up gorilla.

01:05:59.000 The only thing he plucks is his eyebrows.

01:06:02.000 This is Rustam Chiev.

01:06:04.000 He's a fuck...

01:06:04.000 That's him.

01:06:05.000 I don't know if that's him.

01:06:06.000 That's another hairy wrestler.

01:06:07.000 Oh, you got...

01:06:08.000 Russian hairy wrestlers from Russia!

01:06:11.000 Russian hairy wrestlers.

01:06:13.000 But I also feel like these dudes have crazy testosterone and fucking hairy like a gorilla.

01:06:19.000 Most of them also have girls for kids.

01:06:22.000 That's interesting.

01:06:24.000 This could just be straight up pro science on hairy backs, but I feel like guys with a lot of testosterone, not a lot of hair, hairy as fuck chest, back, and shoulders, and usually have girls.

01:06:36.000 Kind of makes sense.

01:06:37.000 It's science.

01:06:40.000 Weird science.

01:06:41.000 Weird science.

01:06:44.000 Dude, after our last podcast, I had so many people hit me up about Large Marge.

01:06:50.000 Everyone remembers that bitch.

01:06:52.000 I wonder if she's dead.

01:06:53.000 Oh, she's gotta be, dude.

01:06:55.000 Large Marge?

01:06:55.000 This was 85. She was like 60. She's like healthy.

01:06:59.000 She's deep in her 90s if she's alive.

01:07:01.000 She might be killing it.

01:07:03.000 Maybe she has like a podcast, The Large Marge.

01:07:05.000 She passed away in 88. A couple years after the movie.

01:07:09.000 What'd she die from?

01:07:10.000 Coke and whores.

01:07:11.000 She got that movie money.

01:07:13.000 It just went off like a rocket.

01:07:15.000 That movie money.

01:07:17.000 She fucking went Johnny Depp and started buying castles and shit.

01:07:20.000 I was reading about this chick in South Africa.

01:07:22.000 She's a student, and they're supposed to put like $100 in her account, or $1,000 in her account.

01:07:31.000 Instead, they put a million.

01:07:32.000 They put a million dollars in her account, and so she went off for like a month, was just buying clothes and shoes and taking her friends on trips and all that shit, and then they found it out.

01:07:41.000 And then she screwed?

01:07:42.000 Yeah, she's fucked.

01:07:43.000 She only spent 60 grand, though, they said.

01:07:44.000 Yeah, but in South Africa, that shit is...

01:07:46.000 That's like 600 grand.

01:07:48.000 You're fucking P. Diddy.

01:07:48.000 60 grand.

01:07:49.000 You got gold houses and shit.

01:07:51.000 She started showing up with designer clothes at school and they're like, well, what's going on?

01:07:54.000 She bought a new iPhone 7. Gucci shoes and shit.

01:07:57.000 Everyone else is in fucking tarps.

01:07:59.000 Balling out of control.

01:07:59.000 Yeah.

01:08:01.000 But how silly is that?

01:08:01.000 She showed up in a new camel.

01:08:03.000 A new camel with gold teeth?

01:08:04.000 Gold fronts?

01:08:05.000 Gold fronts?

01:08:07.000 Spinners for teeth?

01:08:12.000 How's that work, though?

01:08:12.000 Because the banks mess up, and you're like, oh, fuck it.

01:08:15.000 I'm going Sizzler.

01:08:16.000 And then they go, no, you're not.

01:08:18.000 You owe us money.

01:08:19.000 It's like, get your fuck up, man.

01:08:21.000 They would sue you for it.

01:08:22.000 And if they went in court, then they would just take it from you.

01:08:25.000 Okay, but...

01:08:26.000 It's not a law, or it's not a...

01:08:28.000 It's a civil law or something about...

01:08:30.000 Doing the right thing.

01:08:31.000 Getting money that...

01:08:32.000 I forget the word.

01:08:32.000 I just was reading it.

01:08:34.000 Like, you're getting it...

01:08:35.000 I don't know.

01:08:36.000 Yeah, but do I gotta return the camel with fucking spinners on it?

01:08:40.000 I own that thing, man.

01:08:42.000 Hey man, did you hear that Nate Diaz wants $20 million for the rematch with Conor?

01:08:47.000 See, and he should get $20 to $30 million.

01:08:49.000 Do you think that it's...

01:08:51.000 How many pay-per-view buys do you think that that fight would be worth?

01:08:54.000 1.5.

01:08:55.000 Now?

01:08:56.000 Yeah, maybe more.

01:08:57.000 1.5.

01:08:57.000 Maybe more now.

01:08:59.000 Maybe more now.

01:09:00.000 Because let me ask you this, Joe.

01:09:01.000 What?

01:09:02.000 Let's say Nate fights the winner of Kevin Lee, Tony Furson, and they're the main event pay-per-view.

01:09:09.000 How many pay-per-view buys does Nate Diaz do without Conor?

01:09:13.000 Well, not as many.

01:09:15.000 Not even close.

01:09:16.000 Not even close, right?

01:09:17.000 It's a big Conor thing, but the big fight for Conor is Nate.

01:09:21.000 Like, if Conor fought Kevin Lee, how many pay-per-views would he get?

01:09:24.000 Over a million.

01:09:25.000 He might.

01:09:25.000 You're right.

01:09:26.000 You're right.

01:09:27.000 You look up all Conor's fights, he's never done less than a million, ever.

01:09:30.000 You're right.

01:09:30.000 So, he's the Floyd Mayweather of MMA now.

01:09:34.000 We freeze?

01:09:36.000 Oh, goddammit, Fight Pass.

01:09:38.000 Goddammit, Fight Pass.

01:09:39.000 You son of a bitch.

01:09:41.000 Conspiracy theory.

01:09:42.000 Snoop Cast did this.

01:09:43.000 Son of a bitch.

01:09:44.000 It's Snoop Cast.

01:09:45.000 I don't know.

01:09:46.000 Okay.

01:09:46.000 They fucked us.

01:09:47.000 Well, we're sitting here frozen out, ladies and gentlemen.

01:09:49.000 Damn, I was so into that fight, too.

01:09:53.000 We will, uh, oh my god.

01:09:55.000 Oh, we're back.

01:09:56.000 In low def.

01:09:56.000 We're back.

01:09:57.000 Oh no, it's dead.

01:09:58.000 It's dead again.

01:09:59.000 We've got a streaming issue.

01:10:01.000 Some shit is going down.

01:10:03.000 Or there's such a demand for this, it's fucked up like Mayweather McGregor.

01:10:08.000 They don't know how to handle the overload.

01:10:10.000 They only expected 50 people and they got 100. How dare you?

01:10:16.000 Yeah, this is ridiculous.

01:10:18.000 Yeah, but I think Nate, rightfully so, because that fight's going to be the biggest pay-per-view of all time.

01:10:23.000 I really do.

01:10:23.000 I think the trilogy's going to be...

01:10:24.000 For MMA. For MMA. For MMA. Because of Connors, right?

01:10:29.000 He's bigger than ever.

01:10:30.000 Biggest combat sports fighter in history.

01:10:32.000 Bauer decided to hurt him bad.

01:10:32.000 Oh, he clipped him!

01:10:34.000 That's a long flight back to Australia going out like this.

01:10:37.000 Oh, the kid's tough, man.

01:10:38.000 Oh, he's getting rock-em-sock-em-robotted.

01:10:40.000 Probably stop it now.

01:10:42.000 It's close.

01:10:43.000 Certainly close.

01:10:44.000 Oh, hold up.

01:10:45.000 When you're sitting Indian style, probably stop it.

01:10:47.000 No, man.

01:10:47.000 He's getting up.

01:10:48.000 He's getting up.

01:10:49.000 Getting up with his ass whooped.

01:10:50.000 Go ahead and stop it!

01:10:52.000 Oh, yeah.

01:10:52.000 Stop it now.

01:10:53.000 Stop it now.

01:10:53.000 Stop it.

01:10:54.000 Oh, my God.

01:10:55.000 Stop it.

01:10:55.000 Stop the fucking fight.

01:10:57.000 Come on.

01:10:58.000 Look at him.

01:10:58.000 Oh, my God.

01:10:59.000 Oh, my God.

01:11:00.000 Damn it.

01:11:00.000 Like, he didn't need that.

01:11:01.000 I mean, the referee collided with him and hurt him even further.

01:11:04.000 Headbutt him.

01:11:05.000 Way to headbutt him.

01:11:05.000 Wow.

01:11:06.000 CR. Shut up that.

01:11:07.000 See, the dude can crack, man.

01:11:09.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:11:10.000 The dude can crack.

01:11:10.000 Look forward to seeing him fight 2018. Late 2018. You don't want to do coke with that guy with the white suit.

01:11:15.000 Or you do.

01:11:17.000 Look at all those people.

01:11:18.000 I'll do coke with them.

01:11:21.000 Poor guy.

01:11:22.000 The ref gave him that cut.

01:11:24.000 But with Nate, I think that the fight, that's the thing with this fight, and that's why I don't think you're going to see it happen very soon, because both Nate and Conor realize how much power they have.

01:11:34.000 And you can't just go with the old rules anymore.

01:11:38.000 Conor has changed the dynamics of the fight game for the better for the fighters.

01:11:43.000 It's a great thing.

01:11:44.000 It is a great thing.

01:11:45.000 I just wonder how much Nate can actually get.

01:11:49.000 Definitely, because what they say, I think Report said between the two fights, he made around $2.5 million to fight him twice.

01:11:55.000 No, he made $2 million plus to fight him both times.

01:11:58.000 Both times.

01:11:59.000 So it's $4 million.

01:12:00.000 So $4 million total.

01:12:01.000 That's what I'm reading.

01:12:02.000 I did not talk to Nate.

01:12:03.000 I read this.

01:12:05.000 So I thought he made two.

01:12:06.000 Maybe, yeah, you might be right.

01:12:07.000 Maybe I misquoted that.

01:12:09.000 So maybe it's two and two or two and a half, two and a half.

01:12:11.000 Either way.

01:12:11.000 So say he made $4 million.

01:12:13.000 There's no way in the world you can say, hey, Nate, fight Conor in the biggest fight of all time, trilogy.

01:12:18.000 Conor's going to get.

01:12:20.000 40 million, you're gonna get two and a half again.

01:12:22.000 There's no way that happens.

01:12:24.000 Both guys realize the magnitude of this fight.

01:12:27.000 And he made four million dollars in a year.

01:12:29.000 So how much money does he have left over?

01:12:31.000 He probably got a million dollars plus just sitting in the bank doing nothing.

01:12:36.000 So you know what I'm saying?

01:12:37.000 So the dynamics have shifted towards the fighters for the first time.

01:12:41.000 Now, if you're the UFC, how do you make this work with Conor?

01:12:46.000 Because he's not fighting guys anymore for 5, 10 million.

01:12:49.000 You can't when you have over $100 million in the banking.

01:12:51.000 The biggest star of all time.

01:12:53.000 What do you think the most Conor's made in a UFC fight is?

01:12:56.000 10 mil, probably.

01:12:57.000 You think so?

01:12:58.000 10, 12 mil, max.

01:12:59.000 So now you think he can get, like, probably like 30. At least.

01:13:05.000 Right?

01:13:06.000 At least.

01:13:06.000 Depends on how many the pay-per-view buys.

01:13:07.000 Otherwise, why are you doing it?

01:13:08.000 What if he gets, like, what if Nate and Conor gets 3 million pay-per-views?

01:13:13.000 It's not out of the question.

01:13:14.000 It's not.

01:13:15.000 It's a stretch, but not out of the question.

01:13:17.000 It's a stretch.

01:13:17.000 But if Nate can talk the right amount of shit, you know, and people get excited about it.

01:13:23.000 Honestly, right now, for Conor, what else is there that's even close?

01:13:27.000 As far as fight?

01:13:28.000 In MMA? What else is even close?

01:13:30.000 The only argument is you can say Conor's the only draw.

01:13:33.000 He can fight Billy from Afghanistan and still get two million pay-per-view buys or break a million.

01:13:39.000 I say you let Conor fight Pauli Malignaggi in Dublin.

01:13:43.000 See, if I'm Conor and I have McGregor promotions, I'm going, wait a second.

01:13:48.000 I'm going to fight this monster, Nate Diaz, and you want to pay me $10 million and you're going to wear Reeboks?

01:13:53.000 Or I'm just going to go to Dublin, me and Pauly sell this $70,000 stadium out, and I'm just going to take all of it.

01:14:00.000 UFC goes, whoa, whoa, hey!

01:14:03.000 Chill!

01:14:04.000 Can't do that.

01:14:05.000 They must have some sort of a deal for boxing, too.

01:14:10.000 They have that Zufa boxing shirt that Dana was wearing.

01:14:13.000 It might be bullshit.

01:14:14.000 Look at my skeptical hippo eyes.

01:14:15.000 I like the shirt.

01:14:16.000 I'd rock it myself because I like Zufa.

01:14:18.000 However, McGregor promotions, I'd assume, is Conor's thing.

01:14:23.000 Really?

01:14:24.000 You think he's in cahoots with the UFC? I would think he has to be.

01:14:29.000 I don't think he would make a deal with McGregor Promotions.

01:14:32.000 I think he made a deal with...

01:14:34.000 What are you saying?

01:14:35.000 You can buy that Zufa boxing t-shirt.

01:14:37.000 25 bucks.

01:14:38.000 Why does it say Dana White Zufa boxing tee?

01:14:41.000 Good question.

01:14:41.000 Does Dana White come with it?

01:14:43.000 It's false advertising.

01:14:44.000 A picture of him?

01:14:45.000 This is fake news.

01:14:47.000 I'd rock that boxing tee, by the way.

01:14:50.000 I would imagine he has some sort of a deal with that man.

01:14:52.000 Okay, so let's say you have a deal.

01:14:54.000 Think about this, Joe.

01:14:55.000 So let's say Connor and Dana have a deal with the McGregor promotions.

01:14:59.000 They're like, alright, your next fight we're going to co-promote with you.

01:15:03.000 Well, how's that going to work now?

01:15:05.000 So then you're going to promote this huge fight and Nate's like, hold up!

01:15:09.000 If he's gonna make all this money, they're like, I know, we're in cahoots with him.

01:15:12.000 That's the way it works.

01:15:13.000 Wait, you mean for the UFC? Yeah.

01:15:14.000 No, I don't think it would co-promote for the UFC. You don't think so?

01:15:16.000 No, but I think it would co-promote if you had a Paulie Malignaggi boxing match in Dublin.

01:15:20.000 In fucking Dublin.

01:15:22.000 Do you want to see that?

01:15:25.000 I want to see everything, dude.

01:15:27.000 I want to see Snail's race.

01:15:33.000 It's so ridiculous.

01:15:35.000 The fight is the Nate Diaz fight.

01:15:37.000 That's the fight.

01:15:38.000 But is it the fight as far as a businessman?

01:15:40.000 Because if Conor learned anything from Floyd, you know that when you fight Floyd...

01:15:45.000 Floyd's the businessman.

01:15:46.000 He's his own promoter.

01:15:47.000 He's everything.

01:15:48.000 Conor has his own promotional now.

01:15:49.000 He's the businessman now.

01:15:51.000 So Conor's going, listen, what are we doing here?

01:15:53.000 What do you guys want to do?

01:15:54.000 Maybe if the UFC contract that Conor has runs out, maybe they make some new, crazy, ridiculously lucrative deal.

01:16:02.000 Oh, that contract doesn't matter if it's out or not.

01:16:05.000 The game has changed.

01:16:06.000 Interesting.

01:16:08.000 Yeah, there's no way you'd keep going with that current contract.

01:16:13.000 No way?

01:16:13.000 I just found this.

01:16:14.000 Trademarks owned by McGregor Sports and Entertainment Limited.

01:16:17.000 The Notorious, Conor McGregor and Notorious.

01:16:20.000 Why did you pull that up?

01:16:22.000 I don't give a fuck about this.

01:16:23.000 This is a company that officially exists and they own these things.

01:16:27.000 And it's all Conor stuff, yeah?

01:16:29.000 It's registered in his name, not Zufa.

01:16:30.000 Yeah, but what does that mean?

01:16:31.000 That could be like a t-shirt company.

01:16:34.000 It could be, but it's all...

01:16:36.000 I'm sure he's got something.

01:16:39.000 I mean, must have some sort of a...

01:16:41.000 But also, Dana White...

01:16:43.000 I don't know about the guys at WWE, but Dana White's not stupid enough to let Connor do all this and not be involved in it.

01:16:48.000 He's not even like, sure, make your own thing, man.

01:16:50.000 Do your thing, buddy.

01:16:51.000 There's no way.

01:16:54.000 Interesting.

01:16:55.000 Either way, whatever he does.

01:16:56.000 Interesting.

01:16:57.000 I know.

01:16:58.000 I would like to see him box Paulie while Nate just keeps eating tacos and going to Cabo, doing tequila shots.

01:17:06.000 Really?

01:17:06.000 So that fight's going to go away?

01:17:08.000 It's not going to go away.

01:17:09.000 I disagree.

01:17:10.000 The fight's around in a year.

01:17:12.000 I don't know, man.

01:17:14.000 If Nate wants to just chill and just train, have a good time, the fight's there in a year.

01:17:19.000 I don't think so.

01:17:20.000 If Conor stays active, I guess, with Nate, how are you going to stay in the limelight?

01:17:25.000 Yeah, he's fighting Nate Diaz again.

01:17:27.000 They fought over two years ago.

01:17:30.000 The hype's not there.

01:17:31.000 Paulie Malignaggi in a boxing match in Dublin, Ireland.

01:17:35.000 Yeah, I'm watching that shit.

01:17:36.000 He has a legit possibility to get a win over a two-time world champion.

01:17:41.000 In the second boxing fight ever.

01:17:44.000 Two boxing fights ever.

01:17:45.000 Two world champions.

01:17:47.000 Making bank.

01:17:48.000 Come on, son.

01:17:49.000 Ballin', as you say.

01:17:51.000 How much?

01:17:52.000 Ballin'.

01:17:52.000 Stupid ballin'.

01:17:52.000 How much money do you think you would get for that fight, though?

01:17:55.000 Not nearly as many.

01:17:56.000 I bet more money than you'd get fighting Nate Diaz.

01:17:59.000 Mmm.

01:17:59.000 With a tougher challenge?

01:18:01.000 Right.

01:18:01.000 So what do you think the pay-per-view would be for a Paulie Malignaggi fight?

01:18:05.000 Would it even be a million buys?

01:18:06.000 For sure.

01:18:08.000 See, that's the thing.

01:18:09.000 Conor could play fucking in a celebrity softball game right now.

01:18:12.000 A lot of people are going to buy that bitch.

01:18:14.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:18:14.000 So him fighting Paulie and there's all this heat.

01:18:17.000 People are like, God, he did well against Floyd.

01:18:19.000 We could see him beating Paulie.

01:18:20.000 I'd say at least a million.

01:18:22.000 And if it's your own promotion, what do you make?

01:18:24.000 30?

01:18:25.000 Right.

01:18:25.000 30, 40 mil?

01:18:26.000 Right.

01:18:27.000 Hmm.

01:18:29.000 Interesting.

01:18:30.000 Interesting.

01:18:31.000 Bring your balls, Connor!

01:18:33.000 Bring your balls!

01:18:35.000 Everyone knows I like Pauly, but now Pauly's talking shit to all the UFC. Well, he should shut the fuck up, because if he wanted to have a UFC fight, he could go over there and get his brain kicked in.

01:18:46.000 Yeah, you don't want...

01:18:47.000 Out of his mind.

01:18:48.000 Stop talking.

01:18:49.000 You're a boxer.

01:18:50.000 You're a very good boxer.

01:18:51.000 Just shut your mouth.

01:18:52.000 Just go after Connor.

01:18:54.000 There's literally a million people in the world that could grab you and strangle the life out of you and there's not a goddamn thing you could do about it.

01:19:00.000 Correct.

01:19:01.000 Sorry, dude.

01:19:01.000 The UFC is not what you want to aim to point your gun at.

01:19:04.000 Don't talk shit.

01:19:05.000 They will give you a wrestler and he will punch your fucking face into pulp.

01:19:10.000 Well, he's not a goddamn thing you could do about it.

01:19:12.000 No.

01:19:13.000 Not a goddamn thing.

01:19:14.000 Yeah, like you think he went towards Tony Ferguson.

01:19:16.000 What does Paulie weigh?

01:19:18.000 He's thick right now.

01:19:19.000 But what's his weight class?

01:19:21.000 Like 45, right?

01:19:22.000 Yeah.

01:19:22.000 47?

01:19:24.000 Yeah.

01:19:24.000 How about you give him Ricardo Lopez?

01:19:29.000 How about you give Yair Rodriguez?

01:19:31.000 How about that?

01:19:32.000 I mean, yeah.

01:19:34.000 You don't want that.

01:19:37.000 Yeah.

01:19:37.000 God, look at the Russians.

01:19:39.000 How about you just give him a guy that's not the top of the food.

01:19:41.000 Don't give him Frankie Edgar.

01:19:42.000 Don't give him Jose Aldo.

01:19:44.000 You don't need to do that.

01:19:45.000 You know who he could beat up, though?

01:19:46.000 Who?

01:19:47.000 CM Punk.

01:19:48.000 He'd start CM Punk.

01:19:50.000 He probably fucked CM Punk up.

01:19:51.000 He'd uppercut the fuck out CM Punk.

01:19:52.000 Imagine what Max Holloway would do to Pauli Malignaggi in an MMA fight.

01:19:57.000 Just imagine.

01:19:59.000 Just try to wrap your head around the kind of ass-fucking I think Max went at him on Twitter.

01:20:06.000 Max Holloway would literally kill him.

01:20:09.000 If he wanted to.

01:20:10.000 If he wanted to.

01:20:11.000 Literally kill him.

01:20:12.000 I mean, so would Cub Swanson.

01:20:14.000 So would a lot of guys.

01:20:15.000 How would they do in a boxing match against him?

01:20:17.000 Not so good.

01:20:18.000 Not so good.

01:20:19.000 Max has the best shot.

01:20:21.000 I think Max has amazing footwork.

01:20:22.000 And he's a good striker.

01:20:23.000 Very, very good striker.

01:20:24.000 He's had excellent timing, good discipline, and his endurance is phenomenal.

01:20:28.000 Cody Garbrandt might have something to say.

01:20:29.000 Even at 45, he'd come out and fight Pauly.

01:20:32.000 It'd be interesting.

01:20:33.000 But Malignaggi's a legit world champion pro boxer.

01:20:33.000 It'd be interesting.

01:20:36.000 He's also retired, though.

01:20:37.000 He's a fucking smart dude.

01:20:38.000 Pauly's a very smart guy.

01:20:39.000 He's one of the best analysts in the game.

01:20:41.000 Pauly doesn't need to do all this.

01:20:42.000 Yeah, well, that was one of the things that people were super concerned about, him sparring with Conor.

01:20:46.000 He did two 12-round sparring matches with Conor.

01:20:48.000 He did an 8-round and a 12-round.

01:20:51.000 Oh, an 8-round and a 12-round.

01:20:52.000 And Conor was, you know, landing some, obviously, some fucking hard shots.

01:20:56.000 Just from what we know, what we definitely saw, that one straight left that fucking clanged him.

01:21:01.000 That was rough.

01:21:02.000 Right dead center in the mug, and you see the sparks fly.

01:21:05.000 But also to Pauly's defense, this is why I was telling Pauly, like, dude, let's say I'm retired.

01:21:10.000 So let's say Cain Velasquez was like, K-Shop, I need you to help me train, man.

01:21:13.000 I need you to come help.

01:21:14.000 Give me some rounds.

01:21:15.000 That's not a free ride right there.

01:21:16.000 That punch?

01:21:17.000 That's not a free ride.

01:21:17.000 Fuck, no.

01:21:18.000 Pauly's face looking rough there.

01:21:20.000 That is your face getting crushed.

01:21:22.000 But here's the thing.

01:21:23.000 If I got off the plane, even from L.A. to San Jose and Kane won some rounds, Kane goes, hey, bro, I need you to go 5-5s.

01:21:28.000 That ain't happening.

01:21:29.000 I'm here to help you.

01:21:31.000 Ain't nobody giving you 5-5s.

01:21:33.000 I got one round, I'm going to sit on the side and coach up.

01:21:34.000 Do you think there's a lot of ego shit going on there?

01:21:36.000 I think Connor's team brought Paulie in to fuck him up.

01:21:39.000 That's the only reason to go.

01:21:41.000 If he does fuck him up, we're blasting out there just to sell the fight more.

01:21:45.000 Yeah, and that was the other thing that he said about that.

01:21:48.000 Paulie's like, you'd never go 12 rounds like that.

01:21:51.000 He's like, you never fly in and go 12 rounds.

01:21:54.000 Even in MMA, I've never heard of someone getting off a plane and going 5-5s.

01:21:57.000 What?

01:21:57.000 It basically gave him a practice fight.

01:22:00.000 And it was smart on Conor's part.

01:22:03.000 Confidence builder.

01:22:03.000 It also solidified him.

01:22:05.000 Shit, that motherfucker can box a little bit.

01:22:06.000 And then Dana blasted out.

01:22:08.000 It was very smart.

01:22:10.000 Obviously it worked.

01:22:11.000 Obviously it worked.

01:22:13.000 Six and a half million pay-per-view buys.

01:22:17.000 Super balling.

01:22:19.000 You've created an animal.

01:22:20.000 You've created an animal for your UFC. Yeah, but they got to.

01:22:23.000 What else the fuck do they have?

01:22:24.000 What else do they have?

01:22:26.000 Strew versus Govlog.

01:22:28.000 I want to see the full video.

01:22:30.000 I want to give Pauly his full due.

01:22:31.000 You can't.

01:22:32.000 I want to see the full video of Pauly versus Conor.

01:22:34.000 Well, you probably could get it and watch it, but don't blast up.

01:22:36.000 I'm telling everybody.

01:22:36.000 Because if you do that, then you don't have a fight in Dublin.

01:22:39.000 No, man.

01:22:39.000 I'm telling everybody.

01:22:40.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:22:41.000 I want to see what it was like.

01:22:42.000 You can't.

01:22:43.000 Because let's say Connor starched him for 12 rounds.

01:22:43.000 You can't.

01:22:46.000 Well, then it fucks up the pay-per-view buys them.

01:22:48.000 Of course he's going to beat him.

01:22:48.000 We're like, wait, no, no.

01:22:50.000 But what if he didn't?

01:22:51.000 What if Pauly's telling the truth?

01:22:52.000 What if Pauly's getting the most of him?

01:22:54.000 See?

01:22:55.000 That's why we want this debate, so you buy the pay-per-view if you're Connor and Pauly.

01:22:58.000 That ass kicking I gave you on Tuesday!

01:22:59.000 That ass kicking!

01:23:02.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:23:03.000 That tape's out there, but you can't release it because it's gonna fuck up the fight.

01:23:03.000 Like, you can't...

01:23:07.000 Maybe.

01:23:08.000 Did you see when the security guards were getting in his face?

01:23:09.000 He's like, relax, dude, I'm a fighter.

01:23:11.000 Yeah, he goes, come on, I'm a fighter.

01:23:12.000 The guy kicked him out.

01:23:13.000 He's like, what the fuck are you doing?

01:23:14.000 That's hilarious.

01:23:15.000 Yeah, it's like, I'm trying to hype up a fight.

01:23:16.000 Then Paulie almost got in a fight during the...

01:23:18.000 When we were doing a pre-show.

01:23:21.000 Because the fans were just fucking...

01:23:22.000 Relentless?

01:23:23.000 The Irish fans were just harassing him.

01:23:26.000 And then the guy goes, Paulie!

01:23:28.000 I'll kick your ass worse than Conor McGregor did.

01:23:31.000 And then finally Polly goes, fuck this.

01:23:32.000 Take this thing off.

01:23:33.000 Goes at him.

01:23:34.000 And so then Brian gets between them.

01:23:37.000 Brian, the commentator with the shaved head.

01:23:39.000 And he's like, no, no, Polly, don't do this.

01:23:41.000 And the guy's like, do something.

01:23:42.000 I'll give you a worse beating than McGregor did in his Irish accent.

01:23:47.000 Polly can't get to him.

01:23:48.000 Polly goes...

01:23:50.000 Spits on him.

01:23:51.000 And then it was, chaos!

01:23:53.000 Security!

01:23:54.000 Security!

01:23:55.000 For sure getting security earlier in that, though.

01:23:56.000 The thing about Paulie is he's not scary looking.

01:23:59.000 So you feel like if there's a pro world champion boxer you talk shit to, that might be the guy.

01:24:05.000 Right?

01:24:06.000 Until you get fucking blasted in the face.

01:24:08.000 Yeah, but you know what I mean?

01:24:09.000 Like there's certain people.

01:24:10.000 Who's that guy?

01:24:11.000 That's Pauly, and then that's Connor's manager.

01:24:15.000 Oh.

01:24:16.000 But there's like, sir, there's Connor.

01:24:18.000 He's like, gentlemen, we're businessmen here.

01:24:20.000 We're fucking businessmen.

01:24:21.000 Hey, this is the shitty thing if you're Pauly, and this is the internet, and obviously Pauly's bringing this upon himself, but if you met Pauly, he's a great fucking dude.

01:24:30.000 I love Pauly.

01:24:31.000 He's a great guy.

01:24:32.000 I'm a big fan.

01:24:33.000 He's hanging himself, because I told Paul, I went, dude, you're responding to these trolls, and I'm telling you, man, from MMA's world, they fucking hate you, man.

01:24:41.000 He fucked up when he wore the double diamond ear in studs.

01:24:43.000 I'm not going to lie to you.

01:24:44.000 I disagree.

01:24:45.000 See, I like the double diamond Jersey Shore look.

01:24:49.000 It's not 2001. You can't do that anymore.

01:24:53.000 Maybe where he's from in fucking Brooklyn.

01:24:55.000 They just own that shit.

01:24:56.000 They keep it rocking.

01:24:57.000 Yeah.

01:24:57.000 That's from Bensonhurst, right?

01:24:59.000 Malonagy.

01:25:00.000 Hey, they got the good straddle.

01:25:01.000 Yeah, but...

01:25:02.000 Who's got the good design?

01:25:05.000 What about the linguine vongole?

01:25:07.000 In MMA, man, they're just murdering him.

01:25:09.000 Bobby puts too much garlic in the sauce!

01:25:14.000 Bobby, easy with the fucking garlic!

01:25:16.000 Over here!

01:25:18.000 Hey!

01:25:20.000 Dude, look at the size of Struve walking around the cage.

01:25:23.000 It's like the cage is up to his navel.

01:25:25.000 It's like a little kid's cage.

01:25:26.000 How the fuck did no one put a basketball in your hand?

01:25:29.000 Do you hate money?

01:25:30.000 He's a Holland guy.

01:25:32.000 He's from Holland.

01:25:33.000 They don't even know what basketball is until they come over here.

01:25:35.000 Fucking Google that shit.

01:25:36.000 Mrs. Struve.

01:25:37.000 Taking you out of Colorado and making you play cricket.

01:25:40.000 Yeah, I wish someone did.

01:25:41.000 Hey, mate, we need a cricket star.

01:25:44.000 As soon as you're done breeding in Mexico, come on over and play cricket.

01:25:49.000 Breeding in Mexico.

01:25:51.000 Everyone who plays cricket comes from a football background.

01:25:56.000 English football.

01:25:57.000 We don't hit each other.

01:25:59.000 We need someone who plays cricket who's more physical.

01:26:02.000 This homeboy doesn't get enough credit.

01:26:04.000 Talking about M1 world champion and Bellator world champion.

01:26:08.000 Yeah, he's a tough guy.

01:26:09.000 Bellator literally cannot hold a heavyweight champion.

01:26:11.000 When was the last time you even thought about the heavyweight?

01:26:14.000 You look at him.

01:26:14.000 He bounced.

01:26:15.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:26:16.000 They can't hold him.

01:26:16.000 That's why I want Roy Nelson, Bobby Lashley, world title fight.

01:26:20.000 Or...

01:26:20.000 They have to do an Indian reservation.

01:26:22.000 I don't give a fuck where you do it.

01:26:24.000 They have to.

01:26:24.000 Do in Dubai.

01:26:25.000 But you know why?

01:26:26.000 Nah, I get ya.

01:26:27.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:26:28.000 All natural.

01:26:29.000 But also, why not have Fedor and Mitrione for a world title fight?

01:26:32.000 So at least there's a belt.

01:26:33.000 Right.

01:26:34.000 Well, Fedor and Mitrione was a changing of the guard, for sure.

01:26:39.000 Mitrione knocking out Fedor was basically like, okay, this ride's over.

01:26:43.000 It's essentially over.

01:26:44.000 If he wants to keep doing it, he can keep doing it.

01:26:46.000 It's been over, though, you know?

01:26:47.000 For sure.

01:26:48.000 But that's more American fans.

01:26:49.000 But the people in the know, that Melodano fight...

01:26:52.000 You're right.

01:26:53.000 Fabio?

01:26:53.000 I was like, it's over.

01:26:56.000 Semi Schilt, old school.

01:26:58.000 So he's training with Semi Schilt.

01:27:00.000 That's a good sign.

01:27:01.000 He was training Southern Cali for a while.

01:27:03.000 He's good, man.

01:27:04.000 He's a monster.

01:27:05.000 He's good.

01:27:06.000 Tall.

01:27:07.000 15 first-round finishes.

01:27:09.000 His last fight, he beat Roy Nelson.

01:27:11.000 Did he?

01:27:11.000 Yeah, that's when Roy was like, alright, see ya, man.

01:27:13.000 Went to Bellator.

01:27:14.000 That's what happened?

01:27:15.000 Yep.

01:27:16.000 Was it a decision?

01:27:18.000 Roy was a free...

01:27:19.000 Yeah, he beat Roy by decision.

01:27:20.000 But then Roy's contract was up and he went with Bellator.

01:27:24.000 Well, I can't blame him.

01:27:26.000 He's always had words with Dana, you know?

01:27:28.000 He always got back and forth.

01:27:30.000 Yeah.

01:27:33.000 I can't blame him.

01:27:34.000 It's a good move for Roy.

01:27:35.000 It's a good move for a lot of guys.

01:27:37.000 You know what's a good fucking fight coming up?

01:27:39.000 Who?

01:27:40.000 Paul Daly is fighting...

01:27:44.000 Lorenz Larkin.

01:27:45.000 That's a great fight.

01:27:46.000 It's a very good fight.

01:27:47.000 You know?

01:27:48.000 I mean, Daly had that real close fight with the Bellator champ.

01:27:55.000 The fuck's his name.

01:27:55.000 No, he got murked by Roy McDonald.

01:27:58.000 Daly got taken down.

01:28:00.000 Yes, Daly did.

01:28:00.000 Yeah, Lima.

01:28:01.000 Douglas Lima.

01:28:02.000 Oh, you're talking about Larkin.

01:28:03.000 Yeah, Larkin had a real good fight with Lima.

01:28:04.000 Good fight.

01:28:05.000 Larkin got hurt in that fight, but yeah.

01:28:08.000 Yeah, I feel like it's very possible that Rory McDonald is the best welterweight on the planet right now.

01:28:14.000 I think he is.

01:28:15.000 He beat Woodley.

01:28:15.000 Woodley's our champ.

01:28:16.000 And he looked so goddamn technical.

01:28:18.000 Did you see what Rory said about Robbie Lawler?

01:28:22.000 No.

01:28:23.000 He was doing like a Reddit Q&A or Facebook Q&A and then went, hey, do you think Lawler was on steroids when you fought him?

01:28:30.000 And it wasn't like, ah, maybe.

01:28:32.000 He was like, I'm convinced he was.

01:28:34.000 Whoa.

01:28:35.000 I know.

01:28:36.000 Goddamn, Rory.

01:28:39.000 Why is he convinced?

01:28:40.000 I don't know, you'd have to ask him.

01:28:41.000 The resiliency, but Robbie's always been like that.

01:28:43.000 He's always been like super resilient.

01:28:44.000 It's Robbie Law, for God's sakes, yeah.

01:28:46.000 I have no idea for what it is.

01:28:47.000 He didn't look any different than he's ever looked, right?

01:28:50.000 He always looks the same.

01:28:51.000 I don't know what to believe he stays, Joe.

01:28:52.000 He fought that same way against Cowboy.

01:28:54.000 I don't know what to believe, alright?

01:28:55.000 I know, right?

01:28:56.000 After this John Jones thing, you're like, who knows?

01:28:59.000 Are we like, who knows, or are we like, God, that kind of makes sense now?

01:29:02.000 I was putting all my Easter Bunny chips in the dick pills basket.

01:29:06.000 Not me, but I pretended it didn't happen.

01:29:08.000 It's like your girl cheats on you, you just forget about it.

01:29:11.000 I close my eyes and go to sleep and hope it's real.

01:29:13.000 Wake up and, I know.

01:29:14.000 It's real.

01:29:15.000 I know.

01:29:16.000 They're all natural.

01:29:17.000 I know, they're all natural.

01:29:18.000 He's just murking everybody.

01:29:20.000 Yeah.

01:29:21.000 Robbie looked exactly the same when he fought Cowboy, and he fought the same way, too.

01:29:25.000 Like, the third round was a rough round for Cowboy.

01:29:27.000 He was coming on strong.

01:29:29.000 Robbie was coming on strong as Cowboy.

01:29:30.000 Robbie took the second round off.

01:29:32.000 He took the second round off.

01:29:33.000 I said the third round was a rough round for Cowboy.

01:29:34.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:29:35.000 100%.

01:29:35.000 Robbie was taking it to him.

01:29:37.000 Hard body shots.

01:29:38.000 Good fight, though.

01:29:39.000 Very good fight.

01:29:39.000 I love Cowboy.

01:29:40.000 People are like, Cowboy got robbed.

01:29:41.000 I'm like, nah, I actually had Robbie winning that one.

01:29:43.000 One and three.

01:29:44.000 If it wasn't a draw, I would think that you...

01:29:48.000 I like going towards the guy who's winning the fight in the last round, too, the way Pride used to do it.

01:29:53.000 But he also definitely won the first round, definitely won the third round.

01:29:56.000 I didn't have it as a draw.

01:29:58.000 In the second round, it's not a 10-8.

01:29:59.000 And this is someone who's biased as fuck for Cowboy.

01:30:01.000 Yeah, I agree.

01:30:01.000 I was like, ah, goddamn it, Cowboy.

01:30:03.000 I agree.

01:30:05.000 Was that fight under the new rules?

01:30:07.000 It was, right?

01:30:08.000 Sure was.

01:30:08.000 Yes.

01:30:09.000 Goddamn, everybody's got to be on these goddamn new rules.

01:30:12.000 How tall are these two?

01:30:13.000 This is the main event already.

01:30:14.000 We've paid attention to three minutes of the last fights.

01:30:18.000 Yeah, a couple of dad bods, the horrible triangle attempts by the chicks.

01:30:21.000 And you kept calling them sweetie.

01:30:25.000 Honey.

01:30:25.000 Come on, honey.

01:30:26.000 Lock it up.

01:30:27.000 Come on, sweetie pie.

01:30:28.000 Come on, cutie.

01:30:31.000 Just a couple tall boys here.

01:30:33.000 Super tall.

01:30:36.000 You got it, man.

01:30:36.000 You got a good point about that.

01:30:37.000 You're talking about the international, right?

01:30:39.000 The international.

01:30:40.000 Don't fuck around.

01:30:42.000 Exotica.

01:30:43.000 Jesus.

01:30:46.000 That guy's got a total Norman Rockwell haircut.

01:30:49.000 He could be in a soda shop somewhere talking to a little kid with his dog.

01:30:55.000 God damn, a Struff has on those giant basketball shorts.

01:30:59.000 God, Struff hasn't fought in a long time.

01:31:01.000 It's been a while.

01:31:03.000 Right, his fucking heart stopped for a second there.

01:31:05.000 Yeah, he had, like, some serious problems, right?

01:31:08.000 Yeah, he had to have heart surgery, man.

01:31:09.000 Then they thought he was done.

01:31:10.000 Did he have heart surgery?

01:31:11.000 Yeah, they had to put, like, something in his heart.

01:31:13.000 Straight up heart surgery, son.

01:31:15.000 Really?

01:31:15.000 Yes.

01:31:16.000 Holy shit.

01:31:17.000 I thought it was just, like, some sort of an illness.

01:31:21.000 God, you know what?

01:31:21.000 I feel like you'd have some sort of surgery scar.

01:31:24.000 I don't see it over his heart.

01:31:25.000 Is that fake news, Jamie?

01:31:26.000 Sometimes they go into the armpit when they do certain surgeries for the heart.

01:31:32.000 They're going through your armpit and through the side wall of your body?

01:31:35.000 Oh!

01:31:36.000 So they don't have to open your chest up like a chicken?

01:31:38.000 You might be right, because I know he had some serious shit going on, because we had the same manager at the time.

01:31:43.000 Oh, neat.

01:31:44.000 And everybody's supposed to fight Mitrione.

01:31:45.000 That uppercut might land one of these times.

01:31:47.000 You know what's interesting is Volkov is like one of the few guys that he's ever fought that's pretty close to him in the reach department.

01:31:53.000 Travis Brown.

01:31:54.000 Mayor Travis Brown said, oh, you're tall, cool.

01:31:56.000 Superman punch.

01:31:57.000 Skyscraper.

01:31:58.000 That was amazing.

01:31:59.000 Amazing.

01:31:59.000 One of the best knockouts ever.

01:32:02.000 He might have avoided surgery.

01:32:04.000 He might have avoided it?

01:32:05.000 How did he do that?

01:32:06.000 Because remember the UFC wouldn't let him fight because he had to do something about it because the UFC was like too much of a risk.

01:32:12.000 Yeah, he had some sort of a serious issue.

01:32:14.000 He's putting the rape choke on against the cage.

01:32:17.000 How many times have dudes run into those guys with the cameras?

01:32:20.000 I've seen it happen once.

01:32:21.000 Not a lot, but these guys are so tall.

01:32:23.000 Those cameramen better have their head on a swivel.

01:32:25.000 Also, powerful Volkov has a Stingray tattoo on his back, like Moana.

01:32:29.000 Yeah.

01:32:30.000 That's a Moana tattoo.

01:32:31.000 Yeah.

01:32:32.000 You're welcome.

01:32:33.000 Oh, man, what a great movie.

01:32:35.000 It was a good movie, man.

01:32:36.000 Fuck, The Rock.

01:32:36.000 Can that guy get more talented?

01:32:38.000 Bad motherfucker.

01:32:39.000 Bad motherfucker.

01:32:39.000 Oh!

01:32:40.000 High kick.

01:32:41.000 See, Struve on the ground, though, is trouble.

01:32:43.000 That motherfucker's guard is crazy.

01:32:45.000 It says right here.

01:32:48.000 Hmm.

01:32:49.000 Modified workout regimen, dietary changes, and blood pressure medication.

01:32:54.000 That's the word regimen.

01:32:56.000 That's one word that I really don't like saying.

01:32:58.000 Blood pressure medication.

01:33:01.000 Oh, shit.

01:33:01.000 Listen, no...

01:33:02.000 There's that uppercut I was talking about, son.

01:33:04.000 That uppercut's landing.

01:33:06.000 The uppercut's trouble.

01:33:08.000 Oh!

01:33:11.000 I'd be worried about Struve when the going gets rough in this fight.

01:33:14.000 He has to undergo another cardiovascular examination within six months in order to maintain eligibility.

01:33:20.000 That's interesting.

01:33:21.000 It's true.

01:33:21.000 We'll have her be required to undergo.

01:33:23.000 Oh, gotcha.

01:33:24.000 Interesting.

01:33:25.000 Well, you know, people that are really that tall, they a lot of times have problems with their heart.

01:33:29.000 Apparently, it's just super difficult for your heart.

01:33:32.000 It's like a Great Dane, for God's sake.

01:33:33.000 To pump blood through all that tissue.

01:33:35.000 Oh, no.

01:33:35.000 Name the tallest grandpa you know.

01:33:36.000 Go.

01:33:37.000 They're all dead.

01:33:38.000 They're all dead.

01:33:38.000 Yeah.

01:33:39.000 Yeah.

01:33:39.000 It's a real bummer.

01:33:41.000 But there are some basketball players, we've gone over this, that are still really tall.

01:33:46.000 Have we gone over this?

01:33:47.000 Yeah, Jamie and I have.

01:33:49.000 You know what the key is?

01:33:50.000 Pussy.

01:33:51.000 You gotta get a lot of pussy.

01:33:53.000 Just dick them down all the time.

01:33:54.000 Get that blood pressure going.

01:33:55.000 Just get excited about it, get those texts.

01:33:57.000 God, but when you're older, it's tough.

01:33:58.000 Like, old and gray.

01:34:00.000 Caffeine.

01:34:01.000 B12 shots.

01:34:02.000 Those dick pills.

01:34:06.000 Who's the oldest guy that gets laid on a regular basis?

01:34:12.000 Is he though?

01:34:14.000 Taking pictures with a smoking jacket on and taking naps.

01:34:17.000 Bro, first of all, yeah, right?

01:34:19.000 That uppercut's landing, man.

01:34:21.000 I'm telling you.

01:34:21.000 How the fuck has a not-tell-all book come out about him just, you know, just having limp dick all the time with all these three hot chicks?

01:34:28.000 And just the shit he goes through to get it up.

01:34:30.000 And they're like, come on, half!

01:34:31.000 He's got an oil drum filled with Viagra by the bed.

01:34:34.000 He's taking fists and chewing them down like peanut M&Ms.

01:34:38.000 Is that Will Chamberlain?

01:34:40.000 Yeah, but he's dead.

01:34:41.000 I know, but he lasted for a while.

01:34:43.000 He didn't live that long, man.

01:34:45.000 He's 63?

01:34:46.000 That's not that old.

01:34:48.000 Nah, that dick game's still strong at 63. Yeah, 63. He probably died coming.

01:34:52.000 How old's Hugh Hefner?

01:34:55.000 That's his thing, dicking girls down.

01:34:57.000 But I feel like it's all a lie.

01:34:58.000 They're all like, yeah, just take a nap.

01:34:59.000 We'll chill here while we make noises.

01:35:01.000 Just pace.

01:35:02.000 Why is he eating graham crackers and shit?

01:35:05.000 Yeah, he has graham crackers in the bed.

01:35:06.000 Can't believe it's going down in that room.

01:35:08.000 God, Hugh's really laying it down.

01:35:10.000 Meanwhile, he was snoring and farting.

01:35:12.000 Meanwhile, it's just a soundtrack.

01:35:14.000 Kimchi farts.

01:35:15.000 Old man farts.

01:35:17.000 Smell like tobacco pipes.

01:35:19.000 Oh, Volkov's on top here.

01:35:22.000 Dropping them hammers.

01:35:23.000 Yeah, he's not fucking anyone.

01:35:24.000 He might be.

01:35:26.000 Yeah, he could just be like the ultimate ladies, man.

01:35:28.000 What is the oldest living basketball player, pro basketball player?

01:35:32.000 Wasn't Bill Russell fairly old?

01:35:34.000 How old is he?

01:35:37.000 I saw Clyde Drexler in Vegas eating alone.

01:35:39.000 Oh, dude, he's hammering him.

01:35:40.000 He's 83. Bill Russell's 83. That's amazing.

01:35:43.000 And he's a tall dude, right?

01:35:44.000 Isn't he in high sixes?

01:35:46.000 He's like six-something?

01:35:46.000 He's tall as fuck.

01:35:48.000 6'10 or something?

01:35:50.000 That's amazing that he's that healthy at that age.

01:35:53.000 Yeah, he's 6'10.

01:35:54.000 6'10.

01:35:55.000 Jesus.

01:35:56.000 That's not crazy.

01:35:56.000 Oh, he's fucked up.

01:35:57.000 Wow.

01:35:58.000 They're both fucked up, though.

01:35:59.000 Big cut.

01:36:01.000 Yeah.

01:36:02.000 Big cut, big nose.

01:36:03.000 He's really in a sting race.

01:36:04.000 Oh, he's super in a sting race.

01:36:06.000 I'm not mad at that, too.

01:36:07.000 I celebrate a sting race myself.

01:36:08.000 I wonder why.

01:36:09.000 Because he's a stinger?

01:36:11.000 Yeah, look at Bill Russell.

01:36:12.000 83, tall as well.

01:36:13.000 I can just tell by looking at him he's not taking anyone down.

01:36:16.000 You don't think so?

01:36:17.000 No, he's not.

01:36:17.000 The shoulders, the posture.

01:36:19.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:36:19.000 He looks sad.

01:36:20.000 Wow, Struve, teeing off here.

01:36:24.000 Watch the uppercut.

01:36:25.000 There it is.

01:36:25.000 Boom!

01:36:26.000 He keeps sneaking over that left arm.

01:36:29.000 Dude, that knee is what cut him.

01:36:31.000 That glancing knee.

01:36:34.000 You don't want to be in there again, Struve.

01:36:38.000 He was married to a dime piece still, though.

01:36:41.000 He finally settled down, wiped up.

01:36:43.000 And he also sold the mansion, you know that?

01:36:45.000 But he still lives in the back house or something?

01:36:45.000 Yeah.

01:36:47.000 Well, he had some weird deal.

01:36:49.000 He was trying to sell the mansion for $200 million, but he had to live there.

01:36:52.000 That was part of the deal.

01:36:53.000 I don't know if he actually sold it.

01:36:55.000 I think he did.

01:36:56.000 Someone bought it.

01:36:56.000 I was like, yeah, you can chill in the back, bitch.

01:36:58.000 That's just weird.

01:36:59.000 I'm like, yeah, I'll do that.

01:37:01.000 Get your old ass out.

01:37:02.000 Well, you gotta realize, like, how much time does he have left?

01:37:05.000 Like, how much?

01:37:06.000 Can he live 10 years?

01:37:08.000 How old is he?

01:37:09.000 Hugh?

01:37:09.000 He turned 90 last year.

01:37:12.000 He's a solid five years left.

01:37:13.000 Wife's 29. Wife's 29. Let me see.

01:37:17.000 First of all, he's 90. She's 29?

01:37:19.000 Yeah.

01:37:20.000 Oh, she's 30 this year.

01:37:20.000 Yeah.

01:37:22.000 Congratulations.

01:37:22.000 Okay.

01:37:23.000 Good for you, girl.

01:37:24.000 You won the lottery.

01:37:25.000 You bad person.

01:37:27.000 You a whore.

01:37:29.000 She's fine, dude.

01:37:30.000 Leave her alone.

01:37:31.000 Leave her alone.

01:37:32.000 Do your thing, girl.

01:37:32.000 No, I'm not mad at her.

01:37:33.000 Good God.

01:37:34.000 Those are totally real tits, too, by the way.

01:37:37.000 My word, Hugh.

01:37:38.000 You have outkicked your coverage, old man.

01:37:41.000 Without a doubt.

01:37:42.000 She is...

01:37:43.000 What, did you bring up the best picture of all time by a chick?

01:37:45.000 No, get a full body.

01:37:45.000 No, she's hot, dude.

01:37:46.000 Dude, she is smokes...

01:37:48.000 I mean, she...

01:37:49.000 Well, that one you brought up was great.

01:37:53.000 Okay, she's looking a little long in the face there.

01:37:56.000 Long in the face?

01:37:57.000 How dare you?

01:37:58.000 She's 30 years old.

01:37:59.000 You son of a bitch.

01:38:00.000 Dude, she's hot there, though.

01:38:01.000 You are a mean person.

01:38:03.000 She's pretty there.

01:38:05.000 Good for you, Hugh.

01:38:06.000 She's more than hot enough.

01:38:07.000 I wonder if they have an arrangement.

01:38:09.000 Meaning?

01:38:10.000 Like if her trainer comes over and just runs trains on her.

01:38:14.000 Ha ha ha!

01:38:16.000 With his fucking apprentice.

01:38:18.000 I got a couple friends coming over.

01:38:20.000 Hey, we're gonna do a little workout.

01:38:22.000 Do you think he has like an open relationship?

01:38:24.000 Yeah, I think you got to.

01:38:26.000 There's no way if his heart is a normal heart, he can fuck more than once a month.

01:38:32.000 Bro, you're talking about Hugh Hefner.

01:38:33.000 You're talking about Hugh Hefner, the legend.

01:38:36.000 This is what he does, bro.

01:38:38.000 Oh shit, I poke?

01:38:39.000 Come on.

01:38:40.000 Damn it.

01:38:42.000 Look at his old basic wives.

01:38:45.000 Those were the basic days before he got fucking rich and made a playboy.

01:38:49.000 How many has he had?

01:38:50.000 He had one of them.

01:38:51.000 He was flying a plane when he met her.

01:38:55.000 It's just fucking...

01:38:56.000 That's the captain's hat!

01:38:58.000 The fuck's he doing?

01:38:59.000 It's tilted to the sides?

01:39:00.000 That's him from World War I and shit.

01:39:01.000 That's what he's doing.

01:39:02.000 1949. Who's ahead of the game when it comes to tilting your hat sideways?

01:39:07.000 Uh...

01:39:08.000 Yeah, that's a poke, alright.

01:39:09.000 100%.

01:39:10.000 Dude, how about, uh...

01:39:12.000 Because remember, he had the TV show where he had the three girls.

01:39:16.000 I've slept with over a thousand women.

01:39:20.000 Yes, I have.

01:39:22.000 I mean...

01:39:24.000 Who's that one?

01:39:25.000 Oh, does it say tell all?

01:39:27.000 Yeah, but here's the thing.

01:39:30.000 No one's reading those books.

01:39:32.000 You're right.

01:39:33.000 You know what?

01:39:34.000 When you're right, you're right.

01:39:35.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:39:36.000 He looks like a mannequin there.

01:39:39.000 He looks like shit there.

01:39:40.000 He's been throwing dick for a long time.

01:39:44.000 But he's also probably had some super boring conversations with these chicks for a long Let's talk to a 23-year-old.

01:39:53.000 You want to ram your head into the goddamn ground after it.

01:39:56.000 Meanwhile, he's marrying these chicks.

01:39:58.000 He's paying a price, bro.

01:40:00.000 He is.

01:40:01.000 I think it's part of what's valuable for his brand.

01:40:04.000 He's a well-read guy, too.

01:40:06.000 He's not a moron.

01:40:06.000 Oh!

01:40:09.000 Yeah.

01:40:10.000 This is a fucking good fight, man.

01:40:12.000 Great fight.

01:40:13.000 Five rounds.

01:40:14.000 Jesus Christ.

01:40:15.000 They are super bloody.

01:40:17.000 Yeah.

01:40:19.000 Is this the second?

01:40:22.000 Or the third?

01:40:24.000 This is the third.

01:40:25.000 Boy, that cheekbone is fucked up on Volkov.

01:40:29.000 He got his last divorce because his wife was unfaithful.

01:40:32.000 Son of a bitch!

01:40:34.000 How dare you!

01:40:35.000 He filed for divorce and says his wife was the unfaithful one.

01:40:39.000 See, those are three new bitches.

01:40:42.000 I was talking about the ones from the Playhouse one.

01:40:45.000 Ms. Conrad cheated on him early in the relationship.

01:40:49.000 God, how are you gonna cheat on Hugh, you son of a bitch?

01:40:52.000 How dare she?

01:40:53.000 This is my thing, though.

01:40:54.000 Let's say, could you...

01:40:56.000 When I was a single man, I dated a girl who was friends with Hugh.

01:41:02.000 Could you marry a girl who dated Hugh Hefner?

01:41:06.000 It's kind of a red flag, yeah?

01:41:08.000 Seems like it'd be an issue.

01:41:09.000 Right?

01:41:10.000 Yeah.

01:41:11.000 It would come up if she ever talked any crazy shit.

01:41:14.000 You'd be like, ahem.

01:41:16.000 What?

01:41:16.000 What'd you say?

01:41:19.000 Dated a hundred year old man.

01:41:21.000 And why did you do that?

01:41:22.000 Shut your mouth.

01:41:23.000 To be in a magazine in 2016. Are you shitting me?

01:41:26.000 No one reads magazines either, you dumb bitch.

01:41:29.000 Maybe she did it for the experience.

01:41:30.000 Yeah, maybe just one of those bucket list things.

01:41:34.000 But maybe he just has a strong dick game too, Joe.

01:41:37.000 You forget about that.

01:41:38.000 It's Hugh Hefner for a reason.

01:41:39.000 It's true, right?

01:41:41.000 Maybe a big old summer sausage for a dick.

01:41:43.000 Yeah, just a giant fucking...

01:41:45.000 You gotta think that if you're a guy like Hugh Hefner, all these years of doing this, all these years of banging chicks, it's gotta get boring after a while.

01:41:56.000 So you start fucking dudes.

01:41:56.000 Super boring.

01:41:58.000 Ah!

01:41:59.000 Like, what do you do after a while when you're Hugh Hefner?

01:42:03.000 Um, I don't know.

01:42:04.000 I think he, like, plays backgammon or something.

01:42:06.000 He has a bunch of kids, though.

01:42:08.000 Yeah, he's got a gang of kids.

01:42:11.000 The magazine tried having no naked girls in it.

01:42:13.000 They did that for about a year.

01:42:15.000 How dare you?

01:42:17.000 Oh, yeah, let me get my fucking Playboy subscription, because I want to know about politics.

01:42:21.000 What are you guys doing?

01:42:22.000 Super important to read articles, Brendan.

01:42:26.000 This is a good fucking fight, man.

01:42:28.000 Good-ass leg kick.

01:42:29.000 Great fight.

01:42:30.000 Volkov with some solid technique.

01:42:35.000 But so is Struve.

01:42:37.000 Oh, nice knee to the body.

01:42:41.000 Struve is not a spring chicken, but he's been around for a long fucking time.

01:42:45.000 Goddamn, he's been playing for a long time.

01:42:47.000 I mean, think about that.

01:42:48.000 Travis Brown, basically out of the picture now.

01:42:51.000 Roy, kind of over.

01:42:54.000 He fought Pat Barry.

01:42:56.000 He fought everybody.

01:42:59.000 Yeah, he's been around for a long fucking time.

01:43:01.000 So is Travis Brown done?

01:43:03.000 I don't know.

01:43:05.000 What, he's lost five out of the last six or six out of the seven or some shit?

01:43:08.000 I know that, you know, Josh Barnett was super impressed with him in preparation for this last fight.

01:43:13.000 That Russian dude put the squeeze on him.

01:43:15.000 It doesn't matter, though, because when you lose five out of six, you know, like, we don't care what you do in training.

01:43:20.000 He didn't look, I mean, he looked good in the beginning.

01:43:22.000 In the beginning he looked good.

01:43:23.000 He looked all right.

01:43:23.000 He was moving around.

01:43:24.000 He didn't look like, you know, he doesn't look like vintage Travis Brown.

01:43:27.000 I feel like he needs to go back to Albuquerque.

01:43:30.000 But maybe he just doesn't want to do it anymore.

01:43:32.000 That's possible.

01:43:33.000 Him and Rhonda got married.

01:43:33.000 That's the other thing.

01:43:35.000 Maybe it's just time to move on, which isn't a bad thing.

01:43:38.000 Sometimes everyone wants these guys to keep fighting, but maybe there's more for him out there.

01:43:42.000 He's a good guy, too.

01:43:43.000 That's the other thing.

01:43:44.000 The bad thing is when you don't move on and you keep fighting and you don't want to.

01:43:49.000 Preach.

01:43:50.000 Ooh, knee in the body.

01:43:51.000 Volkov, turn it on.

01:43:54.000 Ooh, lazy sidekick.

01:43:56.000 I gotta piss so hard.

01:43:57.000 Do it!

01:43:58.000 Let it go!

01:43:58.000 Yes!

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01:44:13.000 It's a good fight so far, Jamie.

01:44:15.000 You enjoying this?

01:44:16.000 Yes.

01:44:17.000 I like it.

01:44:17.000 These dudes are huge.

01:44:18.000 Yeah, they're giant.

01:44:19.000 Stefan's troop is seven feet tall.

01:44:21.000 And this guy's, like, not quite as tall as him, but he's in the neighborhood.

01:44:26.000 I think Volkov's probably about 6'8".

01:44:28.000 How tall is he?

01:44:29.000 I'm guessing 6'8".

01:44:30.000 He's four inches shorter.

01:44:32.000 So, yeah.

01:44:33.000 I think Struve is just seven feet, so pretty close.

01:44:37.000 It's an interesting situation the heavyweight division has because you essentially have Alistair Overeem, who really looks like the only credible challenge other than Francis Ngannou.

01:44:48.000 Francis Ngannou needs a big win over somebody.

01:44:51.000 That's a nasty cut.

01:44:52.000 He would have gotten it if he had beaten Junior Dos Santos.

01:44:55.000 That would have been his big...

01:44:56.000 Yeah, it's a big cut.

01:44:58.000 Francis would have gotten the possibility or the opportunity, rather, to get a big win over a real big name with Junior, but Junior pissed hot.

01:45:07.000 So now Francis has to wait for another opponent, but he's the most exciting challenger.

01:45:13.000 But you still have Alistair.

01:45:16.000 I think Derek Lewis is coming back.

01:45:21.000 Who just beat Derrick Lewis?

01:45:24.000 Somebody beat Derrick Lewis.

01:45:26.000 Oh, Mark Hunt.

01:45:28.000 He kind of beat his ass.

01:45:31.000 Wasn't the best fight for Derrick.

01:45:34.000 And then he quit.

01:45:35.000 He retired after it was over.

01:45:37.000 And he changed his mind.

01:45:39.000 Point is, there's only, like, legitimately, like, four or five real contenders that are exciting in the whole heavyweight division, which is just crazy.

01:45:49.000 Oh, my God, he poked him again.

01:45:50.000 Yeah, he's fighting for Doom in October.

01:45:52.000 Stefan Struve just poked Volkov again.

01:45:55.000 God damn it.

01:45:56.000 They're too tall.

01:45:57.000 Too tall to be fighting.

01:45:57.000 Yeah.

01:45:58.000 Mark Goddard is going to straighten it out.

01:46:00.000 There's some downsides to being too tall.

01:46:03.000 Like, you look like shitting clothes.

01:46:04.000 No shoes look cool.

01:46:06.000 You know, like, they're just too big.

01:46:09.000 No scuba gear, everyone's rent shit.

01:46:11.000 You ever think about that when you're too tall?

01:46:13.000 Yeah, he's got size 80 feet.

01:46:14.000 Name a car you're gonna get.

01:46:15.000 Oh, you want a GT3? Not up in there.

01:46:17.000 You wouldn't fit.

01:46:18.000 Yeah, like, that was the thing with Shaq.

01:46:20.000 He would buy cars and cut out the back seat.

01:46:23.000 It sucks, man.

01:46:24.000 Put a giant-ass seat in there.

01:46:25.000 There's only certain cars you can have.

01:46:29.000 You think there'll ever be a super heavyweight division?

01:46:32.000 Never.

01:46:33.000 There's not enough heavyweights.

01:46:35.000 It seems to me that they shouldn't have a weight class.

01:46:38.000 It's just like the heavyweight division in boxing.

01:46:40.000 Like when David Hay fought Valuev.

01:46:43.000 I think Valuev is 300 pounds.

01:46:45.000 Yeah, so you're saying it's just 206 and above to the limit?

01:46:48.000 225. Yeah, like 225. I think there should be a 205, a 225, and then have at it, fuckers.

01:46:57.000 Yeah.

01:46:59.000 225 on up.

01:47:00.000 I wonder why they don't do that.

01:47:01.000 But there's also, you're going to get some slop.

01:47:03.000 Like, usually, typically, especially with the Golden Stitch around these days, if you're over 280, you're getting sloppy up in there.

01:47:09.000 It's bad for the product.

01:47:11.000 The mountain.

01:47:14.000 That guy ain't passing any test, including a math test.

01:47:18.000 He's doing nothing.

01:47:19.000 Nothing.

01:47:20.000 He might pass immigration.

01:47:22.000 Fuck, it'd be tough, man.

01:47:25.000 I bet he could, like, some, like, um, what are those stones called?

01:47:31.000 What are those big fucking stones?

01:47:33.000 Atlas stones.

01:47:34.000 He'd probably pass an Atlas stone certification test.

01:47:37.000 That's about it.

01:47:38.000 That's about it.

01:47:41.000 It's just bad for the...

01:47:42.000 Look at the size of that dude picking up rocks and shit.

01:47:44.000 God, if he hears this and I run into him, it's going to be trouble.

01:47:48.000 I think you'll be okay.

01:47:50.000 He's fucking huge.

01:47:52.000 Conor McGregor whooped his ass.

01:47:54.000 He did.

01:47:55.000 You saw that.

01:47:58.000 How did he die in Game of Thrones?

01:48:00.000 He got stabbed with a spear and then they brought him back to life with witchcraft.

01:48:05.000 Bro.

01:48:06.000 Right now, they're trying to bring back life.

01:48:06.000 I didn't know.

01:48:09.000 I didn't know they fucking did it, for God's sakes.

01:48:12.000 Last time I saw him is he crushed that guy's face like this.

01:48:14.000 It was two years ago, bro.

01:48:15.000 But you know where I'm at in the goddamn game.

01:48:18.000 I thought you already passed it.

01:48:19.000 Nah, man.

01:48:20.000 Well, trust me, it's worth watching.

01:48:21.000 I bet.

01:48:22.000 I'm a fan.

01:48:23.000 I'm a fan.

01:48:24.000 I assumed they were bringing him back, though.

01:48:28.000 It's tough to avoid spoilers when shit came out years ago.

01:48:32.000 Boy.

01:48:33.000 These guys are rock'em sock'em robot in this bitch.

01:48:37.000 Struve looks more tired.

01:48:42.000 Good thing he has that big part.

01:48:43.000 Cardio, man.

01:48:44.000 Cardio is such a giant factor in fights.

01:48:46.000 Dude, in heavyweight, it is a huge...

01:48:48.000 In every division.

01:48:49.000 But really heavyweight.

01:48:50.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:48:51.000 Oh, that's it.

01:48:52.000 There you go.

01:48:53.000 When Skyscraper falls down...

01:48:53.000 That's it.

01:48:55.000 There you go.

01:48:57.000 That's it.

01:48:58.000 I wonder how many more times we see Strew fight.

01:49:01.000 How many more times is he going to get KO'd?

01:49:03.000 How many times has he been KO'd?

01:49:06.000 Alistair flatlined him.

01:49:07.000 Travis Brown KO'd him.

01:49:09.000 This dude just KO'd him.

01:49:10.000 Roy KO'd him.

01:49:11.000 Roy KO'd him.

01:49:13.000 I feel like it looks worse because he's so goddamn tall.

01:49:16.000 Like if a Burger King burns down, we don't watch it.

01:49:16.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:49:19.000 If a skyscraper burns down, we're watching it.

01:49:21.000 That's a good point.

01:49:21.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:49:22.000 That's a good point.

01:49:23.000 He KO'd Stipe.

01:49:25.000 Inside leg kick, then boom!

01:49:27.000 Yeah, he knocked out Stipe.

01:49:28.000 It's also heavyweight.

01:49:29.000 That's what you do.

01:49:31.000 People get knocked out, man.

01:49:32.000 Yep.

01:49:34.000 This is true.

01:49:35.000 This is true.

01:49:39.000 How many people watch this, you think?

01:49:41.000 Boom.

01:49:42.000 That uppercut.

01:49:43.000 Yeah, it's over.

01:49:45.000 Worldwide, how many people watch this?

01:49:47.000 Nah, man.

01:49:47.000 U.S. Is this on Fight Pass?

01:49:49.000 Just Fight Pass.

01:49:51.000 How many people on Fight Pass?

01:49:56.000 The subscriptions, is it around $200,000?

01:49:58.000 I have no idea.

01:49:59.000 I bet it's more than that, don't you think?

01:50:01.000 I don't.

01:50:02.000 No?

01:50:02.000 So is the only way this is playing on Fight Pass?

01:50:04.000 Yeah, you have to pay for it, right?

01:50:06.000 In Rotterdam.

01:50:08.000 It's like on Fox Sports, Unschneiser over there or something.

01:50:12.000 It's a, like, that's a great move.

01:50:14.000 Look at Bruce Buffer.

01:50:16.000 Bruce looks exhausted.

01:50:17.000 I'm going to fire up.

01:50:18.000 Here we go.

01:50:19.000 Here we go.

01:50:21.000 God, Bruce goes everywhere.

01:50:23.000 He just...

01:50:24.000 Listen, if you want to keep that job, that's what you do.

01:50:28.000 You have to go everywhere.

01:50:30.000 They use that Joe Martinez, though, too, because he speaks Spanish.

01:50:33.000 Yeah, he's good.

01:50:34.000 Yeah, he's really good.

01:50:36.000 I've known Joe forever.

01:50:37.000 And he was in WC. But if Bruce wants to take a break, he can.

01:50:41.000 You don't have to fly to Rotterdam for one night.

01:50:43.000 You know, that's one of the reasons why he didn't want to get his knee operated on.

01:50:46.000 He didn't want to take some time off.

01:50:48.000 He's got a blown ACL. Did you see the video of him blowing his ACL out?

01:50:53.000 Yeah.

01:50:53.000 It's classic.

01:50:54.000 Yeah, sad.

01:50:55.000 He's doing like a fucking karaoke thing.

01:50:58.000 And he fell.

01:50:59.000 In Las Vegas.

01:51:03.000 Man, who the fuck?

01:51:04.000 They took Francis off the car, didn't they?

01:51:06.000 Yeah.

01:51:07.000 Breaking my heart.

01:51:08.000 Well, the Junior Dos Santos thing breaks my heart, too, because it was just a diuretic.

01:51:12.000 Like, I don't get it.

01:51:13.000 They found a trace amount of a diuretic in his system.

01:51:16.000 Like, that is not helping him.

01:51:17.000 That is not going to help him fight.

01:51:20.000 You know, I mean, it's just not.

01:51:21.000 The only thing that could be is you could say that a diuretic might be used to mask steroids.

01:51:26.000 True.

01:51:27.000 I think they do do that.

01:51:29.000 Correct.

01:51:29.000 Right?

01:51:30.000 So there's potential that he was masking something, which I don't think so.

01:51:33.000 But also, no one else wants to step up the plate and fight Francis?

01:51:37.000 Who wants to?

01:51:38.000 That guy's terrifying.

01:51:40.000 Fuck all that.

01:51:41.000 Short notice?

01:51:42.000 Yeah.

01:51:43.000 He wanted Alistair Overeem.

01:51:44.000 Everyone was like, nah.

01:51:44.000 Alistair's like, mm, I'm good.

01:51:46.000 Alistair Overeem turned it down?

01:51:47.000 Alistair's right about to fight for the title.

01:51:49.000 Who else is there?

01:51:51.000 You got Verdum versus Derrick Lewis now.

01:51:54.000 Derrick Lewis saving people in Houston.

01:51:55.000 Shout out Derrick Lewis.

01:51:57.000 Yeah.

01:51:57.000 Better person than us.

01:51:58.000 Saving people with his truck.

01:52:00.000 Saving people with his goddamn truck.

01:52:02.000 Well, who else?

01:52:03.000 I mean, when Derrick fights Verdum, if Verdum wins, he's got a real good...

01:52:09.000 Real good argument for him being the next in line.

01:52:12.000 But if he doesn't, or if it's not a good fight, or if anything goes sideways, you got Alistair.

01:52:18.000 That's it.

01:52:19.000 Who else is there?

01:52:20.000 Francis.

01:52:21.000 Francis hasn't have a big name or a big person yet.

01:52:23.000 If Francis beat Junior Dos Santos, you've got a big name.

01:52:26.000 Yeah, we're going Sizzler.

01:52:27.000 Yeah, but...

01:52:30.000 The heavyweight division is so rough.

01:52:32.000 The potential Francis has is absolutely world champion potential, 100%.

01:52:35.000 But it's just like, do you make the fight right now?

01:52:38.000 Who else does he fight?

01:52:39.000 The JDS was the...

01:52:41.000 Mark Hunt.

01:52:42.000 Francis?

01:52:43.000 Mark Hunt's finding some random Russian who's ranked 11 in Australia.

01:52:47.000 They don't want to take him off that.

01:52:49.000 Mark Hunt Francis makes sense.

01:52:51.000 Mark Hunt JDS makes sense.

01:52:53.000 You give him a big name so he can starch him, then you give him a title shot.

01:52:56.000 Well, JDS already fought Mark Hunt.

01:52:58.000 Remember?

01:52:58.000 JDS wheel kicked him back in the day.

01:53:01.000 But I don't know if JDS is the same anymore.

01:53:04.000 Definitely not.

01:53:05.000 But he's still a tough character.

01:53:06.000 Yeah.

01:53:07.000 He beat Rothwell, remember that?

01:53:08.000 Super looking forward.

01:53:09.000 He looked good against Rothwell.

01:53:11.000 But great.

01:53:11.000 And I think that's when Rockwell might have peed electric.

01:53:16.000 Number four.

01:53:17.000 Peed electric, it's true.

01:53:18.000 And then, okay, Kane, obviously we're missing Kane.

01:53:21.000 But the reason why we're missing Kane is we're not completely convinced that Kane's healthy.

01:53:25.000 No, we have no idea when he's going to fight.

01:53:27.000 Yeah, I mean, who knows?

01:53:30.000 God, I'd watch Francis versus Kane, but Kane's fighting Stipe next.

01:53:34.000 When he's healthy, that's the fight they're going to make.

01:53:36.000 That's what they want to make.

01:53:37.000 Yeah, but man, I mean, when he's healthy, those are three weird words.

01:53:42.000 Yeah, those are kind of key.

01:53:44.000 Is he retiring?

01:53:49.000 It sounded like Dan Hart said, I love you.

01:53:58.000 You can never tell.

01:54:00.000 He said, I'm sure we'll see every improved Stefan's Drew when he's ready to return to the octagon.

01:54:06.000 Oh, look at my bow tie.

01:54:10.000 Yeah, I just feel like at heavyweight, so let's say Kane will get healthy, so you have Stipe Kane next, which is an amazing fight.

01:54:18.000 Alistair's win over Fabrizio was awful.

01:54:22.000 Francis Alistair, man.

01:54:24.000 Or Mark Hunt.

01:54:25.000 So Mark Hunt's fighting that...

01:54:29.000 Mark Hunt's supposed to fight that Merson cat.

01:54:31.000 What do you think about DC versus Stipe?

01:54:36.000 Love it.

01:54:36.000 I like DC's chance in that fight too.

01:54:38.000 He's got a real good chance.

01:54:40.000 DC was a murderer at heavyweight.

01:54:43.000 Beat the shit out of Josh Barnett.

01:54:45.000 Not losing any weight.

01:54:46.000 Didn't cut a goddamn thing.

01:54:48.000 Shorter than everybody.

01:54:49.000 Threw him around like frisbees.

01:54:52.000 Straight up.

01:54:54.000 But look, after seven in both divisions, it gets super suspect.

01:54:54.000 Goddamn.

01:55:00.000 It says, see, it says champion John Jones.

01:55:02.000 It should just be a dot, dot, dot for now.

01:55:05.000 It should be needle, needle, needle.

01:55:07.000 Oh, how dare you.

01:55:08.000 Is that too much?

01:55:09.000 Just piss, piss, piss.

01:55:10.000 Just have the pills be like a dot.

01:55:12.000 Dot, dot, dot.

01:55:14.000 Look at the fights coming up.

01:55:15.000 So UFC fight night, Rockhold Branch.

01:55:18.000 Okay.

01:55:19.000 Shogun Saint Prue, too.

01:55:20.000 How dare you.

01:55:21.000 Ferguson Lee, though.

01:55:22.000 That's what I'm banking on, baby.

01:55:23.000 Yeah, that's a good fight, but I like Rockhold Branch, too, man.

01:55:27.000 I really do.

01:55:28.000 I like that fight.

01:55:29.000 Nunes Shofjanko's fun.

01:55:30.000 Yeah, that's going to be fun.

01:55:32.000 Oh, you're doing that one, yeah?

01:55:33.000 Yeah, I am doing that one.

01:55:34.000 I was going to be in Edmonton as it is, but now they have two world title fights on the card.

01:55:39.000 They have the Bantamweight title, and then they have Mighty Mouse too.

01:55:43.000 Mighty Mouse Ray Borg.

01:55:45.000 Yeah, that's a weird one, right?

01:55:46.000 Because Mighty Mouse wants to break the record.

01:55:48.000 But he had an opportunity to break the record if he fought TJ. And a lot of people were like...

01:55:52.000 Turned the TJ fight down.

01:55:53.000 And I heard they offered him good money, and he still was like, nah, give me Ray Borg.

01:55:58.000 Well, he said he wants TJ to fight someone at 125 pounds first.

01:56:03.000 He wants to know that he can make the weight and get a win.

01:56:06.000 But even TJ, you know, he was like, I can make the weight.

01:56:08.000 I was on track to make weight.

01:56:10.000 I don't know.

01:56:11.000 It sounds like a lot of excuses from TJ. I love TJ. But also him fighting Ray Borg.

01:56:15.000 Well, he's really close to history.

01:56:17.000 I mean, I get it and I don't get it.

01:56:19.000 I get it and I don't.

01:56:20.000 Because you want to be a star, you've got to fight TJ. You've got to fight Dominic Cruz.

01:56:23.000 You've got to fight Cody Garbrandt.

01:56:25.000 You're just going to stay...

01:56:27.000 You know, Ray Borg's a monster.

01:56:29.000 Has a great nickname.

01:56:30.000 Has Mexican Devil, for God's sakes.

01:56:32.000 However, it does nothing.

01:56:35.000 But it does nothing for Demetrius, besides, I guess, breaking the record.

01:56:39.000 Right, but he might not even make the weight.

01:56:42.000 Ray Borg's missed the weight a couple times.

01:56:45.000 There's a lot going on.

01:56:46.000 How many times has Ray Borg missed weight?

01:56:48.000 Let's see if we can find that.

01:56:49.000 I want to say he's missed it twice.

01:56:52.000 It's a tricky weight class.

01:56:53.000 It's like when John Lineker was the big thing, everybody's thinking about him fighting for the title.

01:56:57.000 He was huge.

01:56:58.000 He just couldn't make the weight.

01:57:00.000 He just couldn't do it.

01:57:01.000 He just missed it half the time.

01:57:04.000 Headline said, Ray Borg, sick of fans.

01:57:07.000 Is that what it said?

01:57:08.000 Sick of fans for missing weight.

01:57:10.000 Hmm, what do we got here?

01:57:11.000 Does it say?

01:57:12.000 Let me know when you find it, Jeremy.

01:57:13.000 But like Ray Borg versus DJ, it does nothing.

01:57:16.000 No one cares.

01:57:17.000 Mm-hmm.

01:57:20.000 Yeah.

01:57:21.000 Yeah, it doesn't...

01:57:22.000 No one cares, but it does get him to that magical number.

01:57:25.000 For personal reasons, it's a good powerful lizard on his shirt.

01:57:29.000 For personal reasons, it's good for DJ. Why does he have a lizard on his shirt?

01:57:33.000 Lizards are awesome.

01:57:34.000 Is he super into lizards?

01:57:36.000 I don't know, man.

01:57:37.000 That's a good question.

01:57:38.000 Yeah.

01:57:39.000 I like fancy stuff.

01:57:40.000 I would not put a lizard on my suit.

01:57:41.000 Dan, I want you to wear this pewter lizard.

01:57:45.000 Maybe it stands for something.

01:57:46.000 It stands for our love.

01:57:48.000 Dan, wear the lizard.

01:57:51.000 Wear the lizard for me.

01:57:52.000 What will I do to explain it?

01:57:54.000 Doesn't Dan want to fight?

01:57:56.000 Yeah, they fucked him over, man.

01:57:58.000 He's got like some issue with his heart that is totally non-life-threatening, and he's in fantastic shape, or he was before he stepped away, and they were saying that he has like an irregular heartbeat, like he has an extra heartbeat.

01:58:13.000 But with that stuff, you know it's tough, man, because it's such a risk for the commissions to grant him to fight, and let's say his heart fucking exploded in there or some shit.

01:58:22.000 I don't know, man.

01:58:22.000 I don't think anything...

01:58:23.000 I think he's fine.

01:58:25.000 He's super fit.

01:58:26.000 But also, what's he gonna do?

01:58:28.000 What are you gonna do, Dan?

01:58:29.000 Like, you're great at commentating, you got this gig, what are you gonna do, stop doing that and come back and compete at 170?

01:58:36.000 You beating Woodley?

01:58:39.000 I think he'd come back at 155. He looks very lean.

01:58:42.000 Okay, let's do 55. Doesn't he look very lean?

01:58:45.000 He doesn't look the same anymore.

01:58:46.000 True.

01:58:48.000 True.

01:58:48.000 Who knows?

01:58:50.000 Who knows?

01:58:51.000 I missed it twice.

01:58:52.000 Missed it twice?

01:58:53.000 He won both those fights.

01:58:54.000 Yeah.

01:58:55.000 See, that ain't good, though.

01:58:56.000 It's not good.

01:58:58.000 It's not good when you got a guy with a lot of pressure on him, headed towards the title.

01:59:02.000 Dude, start looking for excuses.

01:59:04.000 They start, you know, if you lost, if you, on two separate occasions, you haven't made the way.

01:59:11.000 That's like the argument with Khabib, right?

01:59:12.000 We've been over that.

01:59:13.000 He lost a fight in between those two fights.

01:59:15.000 He did?

01:59:15.000 Yeah.

01:59:16.000 Who'd he lose to?

01:59:16.000 Justin Scoggins.

01:59:18.000 Scoggins is no fucking joke.

01:59:19.000 Tough customer.

01:59:20.000 Where's he at these days?

01:59:24.000 125 just does nothing for me.

01:59:27.000 I'm a sizist.

01:59:28.000 I know.

01:59:29.000 Is Mighty Mouse your pound for pound number one?

01:59:32.000 He's still your number one?

01:59:33.000 He is now for sure.

01:59:34.000 John was my number one after Merck in D.C. Yeah, I moved John closer to the number one position, although I think they're debatable and interchangeable.

01:59:42.000 Because I think Mighty Mouse wins in these spectacular ways.

01:59:45.000 But against who?

01:59:46.000 But against who?

01:59:47.000 That's the big...

01:59:48.000 He's beating, you know, it's not like that's the toughest division at all.

01:59:52.000 Wow, he lost to Pedro Munoz?

01:59:54.000 Goddamn!

01:59:55.000 Sasaki.

01:59:55.000 Who is that?

01:59:56.000 Oh, word.

01:59:58.000 Those are the two guys.

02:00:02.000 Hmm, interesting.

02:00:05.000 Sasaki.

02:00:06.000 The only argument with Mighty Mouse is who's he beating, you know?

02:00:09.000 You thought Cejudo was 7-0, for God's sakes.

02:00:09.000 Right.

02:00:12.000 Yeah.

02:00:13.000 Well, you know what, man?

02:00:14.000 There's a lot of, like, super technical guys in that division.

02:00:17.000 I just feel like there's no one...

02:00:19.000 I mean, Cejudo was really green in terms of MMA. I mean, he really had not been fighting MMA that long.

02:00:25.000 He's a fantastic wrestler, but his MMA experience is only a couple of years.

02:00:30.000 Too much too soon.

02:00:30.000 Too much too soon, yeah.

02:00:31.000 But that's the division.

02:00:32.000 A guy 7-0 gets a title shot.

02:00:35.000 There's not a lot going on there.

02:00:36.000 I need to stop being a fatty.

02:00:39.000 Well, that helps me feel comfortable when you get to make weight.

02:00:41.000 Wade Borg, I'm missing weight.

02:00:43.000 I need to stop being a fatty.

02:00:44.000 That seems like fat shaming himself.

02:00:47.000 I'm not behind that.

02:00:49.000 So it's the co-main event?

02:00:51.000 Them and then Nunez, Shevchenko?

02:00:54.000 Yeah.

02:00:55.000 How many pay-per-view buys does that do?

02:00:56.000 Any guess?

02:00:57.000 You tell me.

02:00:59.000 Neil Magny and Dos Anjos.

02:01:01.000 Ooh, that's actually interesting.

02:01:02.000 Rafael Dos Anjos is back.

02:01:04.000 What do you think he can do at 170?

02:01:06.000 He looked goddamn good in his debut at 170. You're talking about Dos Anjos?

02:01:11.000 Yeah.

02:01:12.000 He looked very good against Tarek Safedine.

02:01:15.000 He did look good.

02:01:16.000 He looks thick as fuck.

02:01:18.000 Yeah, he looked shredded in that picture.

02:01:20.000 Yeah, and that's how he looks when he's fighting, too.

02:01:21.000 Is that pre-USADA? Is that picture pre-USADA? No comment.

02:01:26.000 Shading.

02:01:27.000 Angles.

02:01:29.000 Instagram.

02:01:30.000 Instagram filters.

02:01:31.000 Those are filters, bro.

02:01:33.000 Dude, I'll tell you the funnest fight on that card.

02:01:35.000 Jeremy Stevens, Melendez.

02:01:37.000 Gilbert Melendez.

02:01:37.000 That's right.

02:01:38.000 Nobody even thought about that.

02:01:40.000 That's the funnest fight.

02:01:41.000 That's a phenomenal fight.

02:01:42.000 It's a good one.

02:01:43.000 That's a chaos fight.

02:01:44.000 Yes.

02:01:45.000 Is El Nino going down to 45 or is Jeremy Stevens going up?

02:01:45.000 So wait a minute.

02:01:49.000 It's 45. It says it there.

02:01:52.000 It's 45. So Gilbert is cutting weight down to 45?

02:01:55.000 Has he ever done that before?

02:01:57.000 Dude, they still have fucking JDS and Francis on this card.

02:02:01.000 Oh, take that down.

02:02:02.000 Take that down, UFC.com.

02:02:02.000 How dare you.

02:02:04.000 If you want to tune in and be like, what the fuck?

02:02:09.000 Where, um, what, what weight is it?

02:02:13.000 Does it say?

02:02:15.000 Most positive it's 45. So he's cutting weight and he's going down to 45. That's crazy.

02:02:20.000 That's interesting.

02:02:21.000 Boy, I don't know.

02:02:23.000 He's never done that before and he's like, he's got to be like 35, 36, no?

02:02:27.000 Yeah.

02:02:28.000 35?

02:02:30.000 So he really is...

02:02:32.000 See, it says 155 there.

02:02:35.000 We'll find out.

02:02:38.000 We'll find out soon.

02:02:40.000 Anything more to add, Brendan Shaw, before we wrap this bitch up?

02:02:44.000 I don't think so, man.

02:02:45.000 It's been real.

02:02:46.000 It's been real, brother.

02:02:48.000 Finally we got back together and did one of these, huh?

02:02:49.000 Even with a half a crew.

02:02:51.000 We have no conspiracies with Eddie.

02:02:51.000 Half the crew.

02:02:53.000 Brian not dropping some old school knowledge on us.

02:02:56.000 You're lucky because in Rotterdam, I'm sure he had some gems for you.

02:03:00.000 Yeah, he probably explained the government to us.

02:03:02.000 He explained the whole government system.

02:03:04.000 And then Eddie, I went, man!

02:03:07.000 I feel a little flat today, and Eddie went, did you say flat?

02:03:09.000 Yeah.

02:03:10.000 And then just went off.

02:03:11.000 Eddie's full on these days, apparently.

02:03:13.000 They were debating whether or not North Korea is, like, what's happening in North Korea.

02:03:18.000 Like, he doesn't believe any of it.

02:03:21.000 And they were debating, like, why you don't fall off the earth.

02:03:24.000 Is that what was going on?

02:03:26.000 If the earth is spinning so fast and we're going so fast through and it's on a turn, how come we're not just flying off of it?

02:03:33.000 When you say debating, debating who?

02:03:35.000 Other dudes that are there with them.

02:03:39.000 It's like one of those things where you could find out about gravity.

02:03:42.000 You just do a Google search and read some papers about how mass works and how it works in space and what gravity is and what causes the force of gravity.

02:03:53.000 They've done experiments for hundreds of years.

02:03:56.000 Well, that's fake news according to them, Joe.

02:03:58.000 You know that's fake news.

02:03:59.000 I think he's enjoying himself.

02:04:01.000 I think half the fun...

02:04:02.000 You don't think he really believes it?

02:04:03.000 I think he does.

02:04:04.000 But half the reason why he believes is because he's enjoying himself.

02:04:10.000 He's spicing up life with these wacky conspiracies.

02:04:15.000 Everything's a goddamn conspiracy.

02:04:17.000 You never hear Eddie look at something that's in the news and go, well, we're just looking into it too much.

02:04:17.000 Everything.

02:04:25.000 Never!

02:04:26.000 Everything!

02:04:26.000 Even that Chester Bennington, the Linkin Park guy, he's like, you know about that, right?

02:04:31.000 I don't, man.

02:04:31.000 I'm like, I don't.

02:04:33.000 I definitely don't.

02:04:34.000 Well, the problem with that one is, man, the guy's dead.

02:04:37.000 If he killed himself and he's got kids and a family.

02:04:40.000 Six kids, Mr. Rogan.

02:04:42.000 Six kids.

02:04:44.000 That's a hard one.

02:04:45.000 It's a hard pill to swallow.

02:04:46.000 Stuff pill to swallow, yeah.

02:04:47.000 But also, I think you need people like Eddie in this world.

02:04:51.000 I like the Eddie's in the world.

02:04:53.000 I don't want everyone to agree with all the news.

02:04:55.000 I think it's fun, to a certain point.

02:04:58.000 Well, that's one of the reasons why Eddie's such a jiu-jitsu genius.

02:05:00.000 It's because he marches to the beat of his own drummer.

02:05:02.000 I mean, he really does.

02:05:04.000 He has, like, ideas in his head, and then he's just like, we're gonna make this fucking work.

02:05:08.000 But when you say drum, it's not like your standard drum.

02:05:10.000 It's like a starship drum, and there's that alien with seven arms banging it while we're...

02:05:14.000 We're not sure if the Eclipse is real or if NASA... It's a NASA hoax to sell sunglasses.

02:05:21.000 Ah!

02:05:23.000 See, I enjoy it.

02:05:24.000 Callan, it drives them nuts, but I'm like, I want colorful people in the world, man.

02:05:28.000 Callan is almost as silly in the other direction.

02:05:32.000 Callan never believes anything's a conspiracy.

02:05:32.000 Correct.

02:05:34.000 Ever.

02:05:35.000 He thinks Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, and he'll tell you about, actually, you should read Vincent Bugliosi's book.

02:05:41.000 Like, yeah, I have.

02:05:42.000 It sucks.

02:05:42.000 You didn't read it.

02:05:43.000 Then I feel like we're in the middle.

02:05:45.000 You and I should I'm like, I could see that!

02:05:47.000 I get it!

02:05:49.000 I'll entertain it, but until we start talking about the earth is flat, then I'm out.

02:05:53.000 Any shit that doesn't really involve me, where I don't I either have a stake in it or I don't actually know what happened.

02:06:01.000 I don't have a dog in that fight.

02:06:02.000 Me neither.

02:06:03.000 But I like hearing both sides.

02:06:05.000 And I'll swing back and forth in my own head.

02:06:05.000 Yeah.

02:06:08.000 Like, I don't convince myself.

02:06:10.000 My own self.

02:06:11.000 I'll, like, say something.

02:06:13.000 I'll go, man, you're probably wrong about that.

02:06:14.000 And then I'll start arguing against myself.

02:06:16.000 Oh, dude, what about this?

02:06:18.000 Dude, I was convinced that Bigfoot was actually real for, like, 20 minutes.

02:06:22.000 Goddamn Joe Rogan.

02:06:23.000 Not lately.

02:06:24.000 No, a long time ago.

02:06:25.000 I was so high.

02:06:26.000 I was watching a video of Bigfoot.

02:06:28.000 The famous video, and I was like, what if Bigfoot's real and I'm just an asshole?

02:06:31.000 Like, what if this whole time I've been saying, it's fake, it's fake.

02:06:34.000 Meanwhile, it's not fake.

02:06:35.000 And that poor guy actually captured it on film.

02:06:38.000 That poor guy.

02:06:39.000 But see, if you sat me with a Bigfoot expert, I'm not so close-minded, I'm just going to shut him down.

02:06:44.000 I'm going to listen to it and then be like, maybe!

02:06:47.000 Until you realize there are no Bigfoot experts.

02:06:49.000 Every Bigfoot expert you meet is kind of a loon.

02:06:52.000 It's full of shit.

02:06:53.000 A lot of them are super nice guys, but when you get deep in them...

02:06:56.000 I had one dude on the podcast tell me he would cut his pinky off to find out if Sasquatch was real.

02:07:01.000 He's a grown man.

02:07:05.000 I don't know.

02:07:06.000 Like, I had a guy who wanted to follow the eclipse through all the states I drive with.

02:07:11.000 He flew up to Portland.

02:07:12.000 You want to suck your dick before or after you put the sunglasses on?

02:07:14.000 See, that's why I said, he's the maintenance guy around my house.

02:07:18.000 He told me, get the fuck out.

02:07:19.000 I can't have you around my kid.

02:07:21.000 Weird.

02:07:22.000 Weird.

02:07:24.000 There's some weird people, man.

02:07:26.000 There are definitely weird people.

02:07:27.000 Weird.

02:07:28.000 But it's fun to believe some of that stuff.

02:07:30.000 Over and over and over again.

02:07:31.000 Let's look at the eclipse over and over and over again.

02:07:33.000 With these glasses.

02:07:34.000 I could look at a picture of the eclipse and go, I get it.

02:07:36.000 Yep.

02:07:37.000 And then I'm done.

02:07:37.000 I'm good.

02:07:38.000 I'm fucking good.

02:07:40.000 I'm good.

02:07:42.000 And then he was saying the next one's in like 24 years in Dallas.

02:07:45.000 Okay, I'll be there.

02:07:46.000 See ya.

02:07:47.000 I'll meet you there, bro.

02:07:48.000 Talk to you then, okay?

02:07:49.000 He's like, I'm gonna buy a property down there and rent it out.

02:07:52.000 Oh, good move.

02:07:53.000 You're talking about for the one fucking day?

02:07:54.000 It's a terrible business idea.

02:07:56.000 Super smart.

02:07:57.000 Plan for one day, 20 years from now.

02:07:59.000 One day, you fucking moron.

02:07:59.000 You're gonna clean up.

02:08:00.000 You'll make like $100.

02:08:02.000 You're gonna kill it, bro.

02:08:03.000 How much property are you buying, man?

02:08:05.000 Probably charge them double.

02:08:07.000 Like, what are you doing?

02:08:07.000 Well, they're just going to stand outside your house with glasses and then get back in their car and go, yeah, I was done.

02:08:11.000 That's it.

02:08:12.000 They don't need to stay the night for that.

02:08:13.000 And does it happen in the sun?

02:08:15.000 Like, is it the summertime?

02:08:17.000 We don't know.

02:08:17.000 Because summertime in Dallas is like summertime on the sun.

02:08:20.000 Miserable.

02:08:20.000 It's like, you might as well be living on the sun.

02:08:22.000 Summertime in Dallas is like 185 degrees.

02:08:24.000 You go outside, you burst into flames.

02:08:26.000 No one's going to stand outside your fucking stupid house with those weird sunglasses.

02:08:30.000 The only thing is, who's crazier?

02:08:31.000 That guy who follows the eclipse and he's boring as fuck, but at least the eclipse is real, or a guy like Eddie Bravo who believes in Bigfoot, Flat Earth, conspiracy theories?

02:08:42.000 Eddie's funnier.

02:08:44.000 Different.

02:08:44.000 So he wins.

02:08:45.000 No, I'm not saying Eddie.

02:08:46.000 I love it.

02:08:47.000 Eddie's funny.

02:08:47.000 However, I'm saying...

02:08:48.000 Who's crazier?

02:08:49.000 Yes.

02:08:50.000 That's a good question.

02:08:51.000 Who do you think is crazy?

02:08:55.000 I don't know.

02:08:56.000 It's a case by case, you know?

02:08:58.000 Like, do you believe in Ghost?

02:09:00.000 No.

02:09:01.000 I'm gonna say this right now.

02:09:02.000 But you chase Bigfoot.

02:09:03.000 No.

02:09:05.000 You believe in Ghost, Jamie?

02:09:06.000 I don't think so.

02:09:07.000 No.

02:09:07.000 Oh, you're open to the idea.

02:09:09.000 See, if I'm Eddie right now, I'd go.

02:09:10.000 When you said you think so, I'd go.

02:09:12.000 Look into it.

02:09:13.000 One of the guys I had on my podcast is named Rupert Sheldrake, and he has a very compelling thought.

02:09:17.000 He thinks that everything has a memory.

02:09:19.000 That memory is not just a function of your neurons and your brains and your cells.

02:09:24.000 Because here's the thing, you have memories from the time when you were a child, right?

02:09:28.000 From the time you were a little kid.

02:09:29.000 For sure.

02:09:29.000 Almost every cell in your body regenerates every seven years.

02:09:34.000 Where are those memories being stored?

02:09:36.000 Are they in the neurons?

02:09:38.000 Where are your memories that you definitely have of your childhood?

02:09:41.000 Or are those memories not really your memories anymore?

02:09:44.000 Is it you remember having those memories so you have sort of like a rehashed version of it that you put in your head and sort of almost like retelling yourself a story?

02:09:56.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:09:57.000 Yeah.

02:09:58.000 There's a lot of shit that I know happened when I was in high school, but quite honestly, I don't really have a good memory of it.

02:10:04.000 I can tell you the facts.

02:10:06.000 Is that just a function of the human brain where it can't remember so much data because we only use, what, 7%?

02:10:13.000 That's bullshit.

02:10:14.000 That's not true.

02:10:15.000 That 7% of the brain is something that people repeat over and over again.

02:10:18.000 It was in that movie, Lucy.

02:10:19.000 It's a myth.

02:10:20.000 Is it?

02:10:20.000 Yes, absolutely.

02:10:21.000 How much do we use?

02:10:22.000 There's different parts of your brain that are responsible for different functions.

02:10:25.000 Frontal lobe, all that.

02:10:26.000 There's no 7%.

02:10:27.000 You use your brain.

02:10:28.000 You use your whole brain.

02:10:28.000 Then why do some people's brains, why are some people's brains like, you know, they can remember to the T when they were a kid and like all these memories, and there's some people that just don't.

02:10:38.000 Some people have better memories, for sure.

02:10:40.000 My memories are pretty good for facts.

02:10:42.000 Pretty good.

02:10:42.000 I'm just being...

02:10:43.000 I mean, I remember...

02:10:44.000 Don't get me wrong.

02:10:46.000 It's like, oh man, maybe stop smoking weed.

02:10:47.000 You can remember high school.

02:10:48.000 I remember massive amounts of data from high school.

02:10:52.000 What I'm saying is, I don't have a real memory of it.

02:10:55.000 Like, I can remember getting laid in high school, right?

02:10:57.000 I can remember when it happened.

02:10:58.000 You can remember key events.

02:10:59.000 Yeah.

02:11:00.000 Yeah, you remember scary events, you remember happy events, you remember sad events, you remember big moments, big explosions in your consciousness, right?

02:11:08.000 They say your brain's designed to remember negative things more so than positive things.

02:11:13.000 Oh yeah, for sure.

02:11:14.000 Just because of dying.

02:11:15.000 Yes.

02:11:16.000 What are you going to remember positive things all day and pat yourself on the back?

02:11:19.000 Be awesome.

02:11:20.000 And then you get hit in the head by a rock.

02:11:21.000 Yeah.

02:11:22.000 Somebody eats you.

02:11:22.000 I think...

02:11:24.000 I think what we think as a memory, we'd like to think of a memory like, look, I've got a memory of that fight.

02:11:31.000 I've got a memory of that combination that landed.

02:11:34.000 I got a memory of Stefan Struve crumpling up.

02:11:36.000 I see it pretty clear.

02:11:37.000 Right now.

02:11:38.000 Right.

02:11:38.000 But even right now, it's sort of like a little shitty slideshow.

02:11:41.000 Even right now.

02:11:42.000 Because you don't care.

02:11:43.000 I don't see it clearly.

02:11:44.000 But you also don't care.

02:11:45.000 I'm going to walk out of here and I won't remember anything about it.

02:11:48.000 But it just happened.

02:11:49.000 But it just happened.

02:11:50.000 But it's not important to me, so I don't store it away.

02:11:54.000 Whereas certain stuff, like my set or my big appointment on Tuesday, I remember that stuff.

02:12:00.000 Yeah.

02:12:00.000 No, I get it.

02:12:01.000 I remember flashes of things.

02:12:06.000 Me too.

02:12:06.000 And this is weird coming from me because I have a very good memory on paper.

02:12:11.000 If you think of the amount of things that I can recall during a podcast, the amount of fights that I can recall during broadcasts and in the middle of a fight, all the different martial arts moves I have in my head and who used them against who and where and what.

02:12:25.000 But that's a different thing.

02:12:27.000 That's knowledge and statistics and Those are numbers.

02:12:30.000 And numbers and memory.

02:12:31.000 And I remember certain clips of it.

02:12:34.000 But as far as my own life, I did two sets last night.

02:12:39.000 Killed.

02:12:40.000 Don't remember any of it.

02:12:42.000 Were you too high?

02:12:43.000 That might have been a problem.

02:12:45.000 But here's the other thing.

02:12:47.000 What is this?

02:12:48.000 Highly superior autobiographical memory, the detailed recollection of events that occurred in the distant past.

02:12:53.000 Hmm.

02:12:54.000 This is what, like, Mary Lou Henner has.

02:12:55.000 Oh, yeah, she's got it crazy.

02:12:56.000 Oh, that's cool shit.

02:12:57.000 She can tell you, you could say, February 22nd, and she can go, February 22nd, 1978, and she goes, that was Tuesday.

02:13:05.000 Yeah, it's like Rain Man.

02:13:06.000 Yeah.

02:13:06.000 It's brilliant.

02:13:07.000 Most people don't like that.

02:13:08.000 She can tell you who's president.

02:13:09.000 But you know what's weird is like, there's certain things when people go, remember we did this?

02:13:13.000 I'm like, God, not really.

02:13:14.000 But then something will trigger, like a smell or a song, and then it comes.

02:13:18.000 You pull the file.

02:13:19.000 Boom.

02:13:19.000 You find the file in the back.

02:13:20.000 There it is.

02:13:21.000 You're like, you're in your closet digging around.

02:13:23.000 Yeah.

02:13:23.000 Look what I got a box.

02:13:24.000 Yeah.

02:13:25.000 Oh, look at this.

02:13:26.000 Yeah.

02:13:26.000 Yeah, if you see like some pictures from high school, you'll go, whoa.

02:13:30.000 But a smell, a scent, someone to say something.

02:13:32.000 Something.

02:13:33.000 Or a movie.

02:13:33.000 I'm like, God, I remember when I was that.

02:13:35.000 Yeah, that's why it's really dangerous to convict people based on witness testimony if they see a crime.

02:13:41.000 People, they don't really remember things right.

02:13:44.000 And I'm sure the night before, like, God, we'll remember this, and God, he is an animal, and they create this narrative that they wish they want to see and they think it was real.

02:13:52.000 And also part of it is a real problem if it was traumatic.

02:13:56.000 What is this?

02:13:57.000 Remembering a crime that you didn't commit.

02:13:59.000 There's people that can plant false memories in their own head?

02:14:03.000 Not in their own head.

02:14:04.000 And when they're trying to get false convictions and whatnot, they can make people confess to stuff they didn't do.

02:14:08.000 Fuck.

02:14:08.000 Oh, that makes sense.

02:14:09.000 Because the pressure of being interrogated is crazy for people.

02:14:13.000 Well, look at them making a murderer.

02:14:14.000 Oh, boy.

02:14:15.000 Oh, yeah.

02:14:16.000 I think he got out.

02:14:17.000 Brendan?

02:14:17.000 He fucked the Brendan name, but Brendan Dacity?

02:14:19.000 There's a lot of people that are not convinced that making a murderer was correct.

02:14:24.000 There's a lot of people that are convinced that it was biased.

02:14:26.000 It was biased in the way of making that guy look like he was innocent.

02:14:29.000 I've heard the same thing.

02:14:31.000 It was good for the documentary.

02:14:32.000 He's innocent, but when you look into it, he's a bad, terrible person.

02:14:35.000 He could have very well been guilty and they framed him.

02:14:37.000 That's possible, too.

02:14:38.000 It's like the Mark Furman OJ thing.

02:14:42.000 People think that Mark Furman planted those gloves on OJ, but who doesn't think OJ's guilty?

02:14:49.000 Who thinks O.J. is innocent?

02:14:51.000 Let me know.

02:14:52.000 Well, I live in this little neighborhood, so I do.

02:14:54.000 Shout out to O.J. Simpson.

02:14:56.000 That Mark Furman, that was just for the defense to paint that, or the prosecution, right?

02:15:01.000 Paint that narrative to maybe put that seed in everyone's head.

02:15:04.000 But everyone knows fucking O.J. did it.

02:15:06.000 Yeah, but he planted evidence.

02:15:07.000 You know?

02:15:08.000 Like, doing that, doing that alone.

02:15:11.000 Sneaky shit.

02:15:12.000 Yeah, most people think OJ did it.

02:15:14.000 There's a few people that think, like, I've heard the crazy ones, like OJ's son did it or something like that.

02:15:18.000 I'm like, what?

02:15:19.000 I'm so balls deep in the OJ stuff.

02:15:21.000 Anything he does, I watch it.

02:15:23.000 But, and like I said to my brother, I went, God, I wish I really knew the truth about OJ. And my brother looks at me and goes, are you shitting me?

02:15:31.000 Like, we all know the truth, man.

02:15:33.000 But people put all these different stories out there where you're like, God, maybe he didn't do it.

02:15:37.000 But I just want to know for a fact that How did it really go down?

02:15:42.000 Do you think he's ever going to come out and be like, listen?

02:15:44.000 No.

02:15:44.000 No, I don't think he did.

02:15:45.000 I don't think he necessarily remembers anymore.

02:15:47.000 You think he was just in a frenzy?

02:15:49.000 I think it's entirely possible that he's a sociopath and a narcissist.

02:15:54.000 With brain trauma.

02:15:55.000 Yeah, with brain trauma.

02:15:56.000 And I think that a lot of times narcissists and sociopaths, like to that degree, like he's just charming the world.

02:16:02.000 Hey, I'm OJ Simpson.

02:16:03.000 I'm a good guy.

02:16:04.000 I've always been a good guy.

02:16:05.000 I basically live a conflict-free life.

02:16:08.000 I just want to go be with my family.

02:16:10.000 He's got a weird thing going on, man.

02:16:14.000 Like he's trying to paint this image all day long of him being a good guy.

02:16:17.000 Meanwhile, he's got these Demons in his mind.

02:16:19.000 You know, his dad was gay.

02:16:21.000 And they said that's why he would beat, like, a lot of, like, he was so upset about that.

02:16:24.000 See, I don't trust that guy.

02:16:25.000 Did you watch that thing when he gave that, uh...

02:16:28.000 Yeah.

02:16:28.000 Didn't he, like, snapped at the judge?

02:16:30.000 Yeah.

02:16:31.000 That little part that was super weird.

02:16:32.000 You definitely shouldn't do that when you're trying to get...

02:16:34.000 What he'd snap at him for.

02:16:35.000 He got upset about something.

02:16:36.000 He corrected him on something.

02:16:37.000 He's like, I said I wasn't there or something like that.

02:16:39.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:16:40.000 I forget what it was.

02:16:41.000 Oh, like the Las Vegas room?

02:16:42.000 Definitely didn't handle it well.

02:16:43.000 Look, man, when you're a man and you're locked up with other men as prisoners all day long, forever, it's a horrific existence.

02:16:54.000 And it's amazing that he was able to get through it at all and then still pull off that kind of charm.

02:16:59.000 And not commit suicide.

02:17:00.000 Yeah.

02:17:01.000 They said he was killing it in there.

02:17:02.000 He was the prime example of a prisoner and he started organizing church groups and feeding everyone's lunches and he was cool.

02:17:12.000 Wow.

02:17:13.000 I don't find meaning in that shit.

02:17:14.000 I wonder if he has a deep...

02:17:16.000 What's going on?

02:17:18.000 He's Chloe's dad.

02:17:19.000 Yeah, a lot of people think he's Chloe's dad.

02:17:21.000 Get the fuck out of here.

02:17:22.000 What?

02:17:23.000 Chloe's not half black.

02:17:26.000 They just don't love black guys.

02:17:28.000 Is that what it is?

02:17:30.000 You know OJ was super close with Kardashian.

02:17:36.000 Strong rumor, yeah.

02:17:38.000 No one would be surprised.

02:17:40.000 I would.

02:17:41.000 How dare you?

02:17:43.000 How dare you?

02:17:44.000 My point was like, what kind of memory of the event...

02:17:47.000 Okay, we both agree he did it, right?

02:17:49.000 So if he did it, what kind of memory does he have?

02:17:51.000 Do you remember sticking the knife in them?

02:17:53.000 You don't think you remember that traumatic event?

02:17:55.000 I wonder.

02:17:56.000 I wonder.

02:17:57.000 I wonder if you're a sociopath, and I wonder if you've been telling people for all these years that you're innocent.

02:18:02.000 Oh, you remember.

02:18:03.000 I'm trying to find the real killer.

02:18:05.000 I'm trying to get out and find the real killer.

02:18:08.000 Not once did he bring up the real killer.

02:18:10.000 I'm trying to find my wife's killer.

02:18:12.000 The reason why, I mean, he never said that during any of the parole thing.

02:18:16.000 When he came out, he did.

02:18:17.000 Oh, no, not on this one.

02:18:18.000 I'm trying to find my wife's killer.

02:18:19.000 Yeah, never on this one.

02:18:20.000 Someone killed my wife.

02:18:21.000 That ship sailed a long time ago.

02:18:22.000 It was not me.

02:18:23.000 I'm being tried for it.

02:18:24.000 I'm being unjustly accused.

02:18:26.000 There's a civil case that I lost.

02:18:28.000 He came out with a book if I did it.

02:18:30.000 Yeah, he was going to, but he didn't release that book.

02:18:33.000 I thought he did.

02:18:34.000 No.

02:18:35.000 And all the proceeds went to the gold.

02:18:36.000 No.

02:18:37.000 I believe, I'm pretty sure, that the publishing company backed out of that.

02:18:43.000 Probably smart on their part.

02:18:44.000 Yeah.

02:18:45.000 You can't do that.

02:18:47.000 Dude, will you have him on the podcast?

02:18:53.000 I don't know if he would do it, but if he did do it, yeah, I'd have him on.

02:18:58.000 Yeah, right?

02:18:59.000 Yeah, I'd have to have him on.

02:19:00.000 I did it.

02:19:03.000 The if is hidden right there.

02:19:05.000 Remember, that's what they had to do.

02:19:06.000 Oh, that's right.

02:19:08.000 If I did it in the I. Buy it right now on Amazon.

02:19:11.000 Buy OJ Simpson.

02:19:12.000 Jesus Christ, that's still...

02:19:14.000 I thought they pulled that.

02:19:16.000 Confessions of the killer in all caps.

02:19:20.000 Fred Goldman and Kim Goldman.

02:19:22.000 I think that's how it happened.

02:19:24.000 What?

02:19:26.000 So they're getting all the money.

02:19:27.000 Yeah, they get all the money.

02:19:28.000 They get all the money, but did he really write the full story?

02:19:32.000 They awarded the rights to them.

02:19:33.000 Yeah, because double jeopardy, right?

02:19:36.000 He can't be tried for it anymore.

02:19:37.000 Can't make money off the crime is sort of what it is.

02:19:39.000 Yeah.

02:19:39.000 How much money, and also they have a civil case against him, how much money do you think he made off that book?

02:19:45.000 God, you don't make that much money off books unless you're just fucking...

02:19:48.000 You do if you're like Bill O'Reilly.

02:19:50.000 If you're J.K. Rollins or some shit.

02:19:52.000 Yeah, if you're writing books that old people read, they buy a lot of books.

02:19:56.000 If I did it...

02:19:57.000 We kind of know how you'd do it if you did it.

02:20:00.000 Do we really need to read the book?

02:20:01.000 Kitchen knife, run.

02:20:02.000 Yeah, stab both of them.

02:20:03.000 Go to Chicago.

02:20:04.000 Call the lawyers.

02:20:05.000 Come back.

02:20:06.000 Act dumb.

02:20:07.000 Yeah, act dumb.

02:20:09.000 Kardashian helps me out.

02:20:09.000 Rinse.

02:20:10.000 Rinse, repeat.

02:20:11.000 Does it say how many books they sold?

02:20:15.000 I'm looking down.

02:20:16.000 I gotta think it was not much.

02:20:18.000 I didn't even know it was out and I'm all about this.

02:20:21.000 He got some sort of crazy settlement, right?

02:20:24.000 It was like a $35 million settlement or something like that?

02:20:26.000 $33.5 million.

02:20:26.000 $33 million.

02:20:27.000 But how much has he been paid?

02:20:31.000 I used to know his Ron Goldman's sister.

02:20:36.000 Really?

02:20:36.000 Yeah.

02:20:37.000 How'd you know her?

02:20:38.000 She worked on something that I did.

02:20:42.000 She was very nice.

02:20:43.000 Very cool chick.

02:20:44.000 Brian ran into the dad in Phoenix selling men's shirts.

02:20:50.000 What's the big pause?

02:20:52.000 I was trying to think what he was selling, but I remember selling men's golf shirts or some shit.

02:20:56.000 The struggle is real for Ron Goldman.

02:20:59.000 Game over.

02:21:01.000 You lose a child and it goes down like that.

02:21:03.000 It's just hard to believe.

02:21:05.000 That that guy is now going to get out.

02:21:07.000 I mean, you only got a certain amount of time left on this planet.

02:21:07.000 What do you do?

02:21:11.000 I'd probably get a gun.

02:21:13.000 Yeah, a hammer.

02:21:14.000 It's going to be tough to get out of OJ. He's still pretty athletic and black.

02:21:16.000 So I'd probably get a gun and when he gets out, drive down to Florida or if he comes back to Brentwood.

02:21:23.000 He's going to make it super easy on you and probably shoot him.

02:21:28.000 Could be headed to reality TV. That's what I called!

02:21:30.000 Oh my god.

02:21:33.000 Watching that documentary about him, I completely forgot about all the weird stuff he was doing before he did go to jail.

02:21:39.000 Oh my god.

02:21:39.000 He was making that show in Vegas where he had...

02:21:41.000 I didn't even know about it.

02:21:43.000 Seeing it on the documentary shows everything.

02:21:44.000 He did a rap.

02:21:46.000 Yeah, he had a rap song after he murdered his wife.

02:21:48.000 Oh, yeah.

02:21:49.000 Right before he went to jail in like 2005 or 6. He had a rap.

02:21:52.000 I'm innocent.

02:21:54.000 I'm innocent.

02:21:56.000 It was like, the juice is loose.

02:21:59.000 The juice is loose.

02:22:01.000 I'm innocent.

02:22:03.000 Let's hear it.

02:22:04.000 Are we going to get pulled off of YouTube for the OJ Simpson song?

02:22:07.000 No way.

02:22:08.000 Oh, my God.

02:22:08.000 Look at this.

02:22:09.000 Wait a minute.

02:22:10.000 We got to play this.

02:22:11.000 Let's ride.

02:22:12.000 Let's ride this.

02:22:13.000 Give us some volume.

02:22:14.000 I'm OJ Simpson.

02:22:15.000 Oh my god.

02:22:16.000 Ooh, these girls.

02:22:17.000 Boats and hoes.

02:22:18.000 Boats and hoes.

02:22:19.000 The remix.

02:22:19.000 It has escapability.

02:22:21.000 Who are these girls?

02:22:23.000 Hoes.

02:22:24.000 They got white face on.

02:22:26.000 What?

02:22:28.000 They all have titties out and everything?

02:22:30.000 Oh my god, this is real?

02:22:30.000 Yes.

02:22:31.000 This is a real music video.

02:22:34.000 America's Most Wanted.

02:22:37.000 This is crazy.

02:22:39.000 He's dressed like Elvis.

02:22:40.000 I can't believe this is real.

02:22:53.000 Look at those titties!

02:22:54.000 Give me some volume here.

02:22:55.000 People hear this, right?

02:22:56.000 People on YouTube are hearing this?

02:22:57.000 YouTube can't hear it, no.

02:22:58.000 No?

02:22:59.000 It'll get taken down, probably.

02:22:59.000 Oh.

02:22:59.000 I don't know.

02:23:01.000 Not if you play just the audio.

02:23:02.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:23:03.000 No way!

02:23:04.000 O.J. Simpson, Get Juiced.

02:23:07.000 What year did this happen?

02:23:09.000 Like 2004?

02:23:11.000 2005?

02:23:12.000 I have no idea.

02:23:14.000 This is insane.

02:23:19.000 This is insane.

02:23:20.000 It's all these girls taking their pants off.

02:23:25.000 See, he was doing a prank show and you got juiced was the tagline.

02:23:29.000 Oh my god.

02:23:30.000 He did a...

02:23:31.000 He did a fucking prank show after he murdered two people.

02:23:35.000 He's got a midget on his lap.

02:23:38.000 This is insane.

02:23:39.000 I can't believe you've never seen this.

02:23:41.000 Oh my god.

02:23:42.000 All you player haters.

02:23:46.000 Get on your knees and get some of these nuts.

02:23:48.000 And then grabbed his crotch.

02:23:49.000 He said, these nuts.

02:23:51.000 This is crazy.

02:23:53.000 And you...

02:23:55.000 And you gotta think, is this 2005?

02:23:57.000 Is that what you said?

02:23:58.000 So he's gotta be like 60 years old when this is happening.

02:24:03.000 Damn, it only has 15,000 views.

02:24:05.000 Well, check in in a couple of days.

02:24:10.000 We just helped the juice out.

02:24:12.000 I just don't think people knew about this.

02:24:13.000 Another reason he needs to come on the goddamn podcast.

02:24:16.000 Yeah, maybe he'll come on dressed like Elvis again.

02:24:18.000 No, maybe he'll come on dressed as Whiteface.

02:24:21.000 Goddamn, this is nuts.

02:24:22.000 He's a terrible person.

02:24:23.000 I have no idea.

02:24:25.000 I wonder if he was like, look, I gotta make money.

02:24:27.000 And someone threw this idea at him?

02:24:29.000 Look at him with a do-rag and...

02:24:31.000 Yeah.

02:24:32.000 Don't piss him off, though.

02:24:33.000 Very strange.

02:24:35.000 Oh my god.

02:24:40.000 The struggle is real.

02:24:44.000 This is so strange.

02:24:47.000 I can't believe this.

02:24:51.000 This rap song where it's like, it's hot in the streets in LA. That is true.

02:24:57.000 Yeah, he was like a legit rap song, though.

02:24:58.000 This is the remix, Jamie.

02:25:00.000 He's got a good point.

02:25:01.000 Both of them are good.

02:25:04.000 We don't need to watch anymore.

02:25:05.000 Dude, what a terrible person.

02:25:08.000 I wonder what he's...

02:25:09.000 I mean, I feel like a guy like that probably, like, would do anything.

02:25:12.000 It's like, we gotta figure out some way to do it, and who's gonna be working with him?

02:25:15.000 You're not gonna get, like, the top minds of Hollywood.

02:25:17.000 Fuck, no, no one's...

02:25:19.000 I mean, he might pop up on some reality show, but, dude, imagine those hoes.

02:25:24.000 They were saying he was getting more women than ever when he got out.

02:25:26.000 Like, when he was out of trial.

02:25:28.000 Really?

02:25:28.000 They said he went to Florida and was just...

02:25:31.000 Dicking girls down.

02:25:32.000 Now?

02:25:32.000 Like recently?

02:25:33.000 Now you're killing it.

02:25:34.000 Just got out.

02:25:35.000 What type of psycho chicks are hooking up with OJ right now?

02:25:40.000 Skanks.

02:25:41.000 There's people that are attracted to murderers.

02:25:43.000 I know.

02:25:44.000 It's a normal thing.

02:25:45.000 Like serial killers kill the game.

02:25:47.000 Yeah.

02:25:48.000 It's weird.

02:25:48.000 Yeah, girls like send pictures and there's something that some women like about bad people.

02:25:53.000 Charles Manson tried to get married and I guess the court was like, nah man.

02:25:57.000 Maybe he did get married.

02:25:58.000 He said it's off.

02:26:00.000 Charles Manson's like, no, you crazy, bitch.

02:26:02.000 Yeah, Manson's like, look.

02:26:04.000 Look at that crazy hoe.

02:26:05.000 Wow, she's hot.

02:26:05.000 Not bad.

02:26:06.000 Look at his high and tight fade, though.

02:26:08.000 I like that, too.

02:26:09.000 He's still got the swastika tattooed on his forehead, too.

02:26:11.000 That's hilarious.

02:26:11.000 That's never gonna go away.

02:26:12.000 Come on.

02:26:13.000 Maybe get that lasered off, bro.

02:26:14.000 No, what?

02:26:15.000 Get even more pussy.

02:26:16.000 Dude, every time he's up for parole, you ever see him go nuts?

02:26:20.000 Like, he just fucks himself.

02:26:21.000 He goes opposite of fucking- I eat your garbage, man!

02:26:25.000 You made me!

02:26:26.000 You people made me!

02:26:28.000 Your system!

02:26:30.000 Your sister made me, man!

02:26:33.000 Why does Duncan look so much like him?

02:26:35.000 He doesn't.

02:26:37.000 That's racist.

02:26:37.000 Duncan Trussell?

02:26:38.000 You're racist.

02:26:39.000 Jesus Christ.

02:26:41.000 You're so racist.

02:26:42.000 He's never getting out.

02:26:44.000 Imagine that crazy hoe who tried marrying him.

02:26:47.000 I bet that girl sucks a hella dick.

02:26:50.000 The meanest dick in the world.

02:26:52.000 Oh, gobble, gobble.

02:26:53.000 She's probably just got moves that you never even heard of before.

02:26:56.000 I mean, Charles Manson's seen it all.

02:26:58.000 Yeah.

02:26:58.000 Does he get conjugals?

02:27:01.000 Oh, she shaved her head.

02:27:02.000 Oh, shit.

02:27:03.000 She shaved her head?

02:27:04.000 Damn, I bet she's healthy.

02:27:06.000 That's a bad move, honey.

02:27:07.000 At least her eyes are straight.

02:27:07.000 We've got to get you a wig until that shit grows back.

02:27:10.000 Some girls can't pull off the no-shirt-shaved-head test.

02:27:13.000 Oh, my God.

02:27:14.000 Some girls look pretty until you shave their head and take their shirt off, and you go, hey, hey, hey.

02:27:18.000 Yeah, game over.

02:27:19.000 What did we do here?

02:27:20.000 What happened?

02:27:21.000 Who are those people with him?

02:27:23.000 They said he was being two-timed.

02:27:26.000 Oh, she was fucking that other dude, too?

02:27:28.000 She was 26. Oh, shit.

02:27:30.000 Oh, shit, with the wolf guy, 65. With his disciple, Gray Wolf, 65, just months after her marriage license to wed the murderer expired.

02:27:40.000 Bro, she was getting dicked down by two old dudes.

02:27:44.000 Manson's 80. What does he expect?

02:27:45.000 Well, she's getting dicked down.

02:27:47.000 Look, this girl's obviously fucking bananas, right?

02:27:50.000 What does she look like and he look like?

02:27:52.000 Get them all together in that picture.

02:27:53.000 Let me see that picture.

02:27:54.000 Damn, and the gray wolf guy got arrested for smuggling a cell phone in.

02:27:58.000 Look at that guy.

02:27:59.000 He's, like, sneaky.

02:28:00.000 He's sneaky.

02:28:01.000 Some guys like sneaky pussy.

02:28:02.000 They like to be friends with a guy and bang his girlfriend.

02:28:04.000 Dude, those two old dudes are busting loads in this crazy bitch.

02:28:08.000 Ah!

02:28:10.000 His loads, all of them, have like a swastika on it.

02:28:13.000 Just full of hate.

02:28:15.000 Just hate loads.

02:28:16.000 Just fuckin' hate loads.

02:28:19.000 Like a cartoon.

02:28:20.000 My god.

02:28:24.000 Swastika on its forehead.

02:28:25.000 Wiggle in it.

02:28:26.000 My god.

02:28:27.000 What the fuck?

02:28:28.000 Just dead loads.

02:28:30.000 They come in with like, you know when cartoons and people are dead and they have an X for eyes?

02:28:34.000 Yeah, just their X already?

02:28:35.000 Just freaking...

02:28:36.000 They're just totally dead-eyed.

02:28:38.000 Just hate loads.

02:28:39.000 You know, you catch a fish and they're dead and their eyes cloud over.

02:28:39.000 Like a dead fish.

02:28:43.000 And these sperms are like zombie sperm.

02:28:45.000 With a swastika on their forehead.

02:28:47.000 Oh my god.

02:28:48.000 80. He, uh...

02:28:50.000 He called the marriage off after apparently he found out that they were trying to get him to sign a document to give his body to them and they were going to put his body in a glass crypt when he died and probably sell tickets to some sort of weird Charles Manson grave.

02:29:03.000 That's a good move.

02:29:04.000 You can't do that to me, man!

02:29:06.000 The fucking government's had me in a casket forever, man!

02:29:12.000 Wait, so that was too much for Charles Manson?

02:29:15.000 You're crazy, bitch!

02:29:17.000 You know what?

02:29:17.000 You're crazy, bitch!

02:29:18.000 I'm out.

02:29:19.000 You gotta take a certain amount of crazy if you want to bang a hot 25-year-old and you're an 80-year-old serial killer.

02:29:24.000 Bro, if Charles Manson goes, you're crazy.

02:29:27.000 What the fuck?

02:29:28.000 How do they not arrest her on the spot?

02:29:30.000 You're a crazy man.

02:29:31.000 27-year-old sought to wed the mastermind of the Helter Skelter murder so that she could gain possession of his remains when he died.

02:29:38.000 That is beautiful.

02:29:40.000 She must have had to suck that old dick.

02:29:41.000 Oh, my.

02:29:42.000 Oh, dude.

02:29:42.000 She had to suck that old dick.

02:29:43.000 What?

02:29:44.000 You want to put his body in a glass case?

02:29:45.000 You pain.

02:29:46.000 See, but we're saying that as if that wasn't, like, that was, like, her plan all along.

02:29:51.000 It could have been, like, her along the way.

02:29:53.000 She's fucking nuts.

02:29:54.000 She went to bank Charles Manson.

02:29:56.000 She's got some...

02:29:57.000 Other nutty ideas too.

02:29:59.000 She probably has great parents.

02:30:00.000 It might not have been some grand conspiracy that she masterminded from the beginning.

02:30:04.000 I know how to get rich.

02:30:05.000 This is what I'm going to do.

02:30:06.000 Maybe it was like, I'm fucking crazy.

02:30:09.000 I want to bang Charles Manson.

02:30:10.000 What else do I want to do?

02:30:12.000 I want to put his body in a fucking jar and let everybody look at him.

02:30:16.000 And people pay a dollar to check it out.

02:30:18.000 Fill him up with formaldehyde.

02:30:19.000 Let everybody stare.

02:30:21.000 She's fucking nuts.

02:30:22.000 Bitches got a lot of crazy ideas.

02:30:23.000 Go talk to her.

02:30:24.000 She'll probably tell you some shit about psychics and aliens.

02:30:27.000 But that one really sticks out.

02:30:28.000 Especially with Charles Manson.

02:30:30.000 Yeah, not good.

02:30:31.000 Not good.

02:30:32.000 A lot of issues there.

02:30:33.000 There's a lot of issues there.

02:30:34.000 You should have her on the podcast.

02:30:36.000 Nah, she'd know where the podcast studio is.

02:30:38.000 You don't want that bitch finding out where you are.

02:30:39.000 Nah, then she wants your body in a tank.

02:30:41.000 Just coming out trying to suck your dick when you get in your car.

02:30:44.000 With helter-skelter.

02:30:45.000 Helter-skelter!

02:30:48.000 Suck your dick to helter-skelter and shit.

02:30:50.000 I love the stance he's got there, though.

02:30:52.000 Look at, scroll up the picture.

02:30:53.000 You're talking about that power stance with the towel behind his neck?

02:30:55.000 Look at, he's got a towel around him.

02:30:56.000 Dude, my calisthenics, that's how I keep my eyes.

02:30:58.000 Why is he so tan?

02:30:59.000 Nothing but hate and suntanning.

02:31:01.000 How'd he get tan?

02:31:02.000 He just stares at the sun.

02:31:05.000 They let him get out, I guess.

02:31:07.000 I mean, what a, oh, not entitled to a conjugal visit.

02:31:11.000 Oh.

02:31:15.000 So they never leave him alone with her.

02:31:18.000 So do you throw a blanket over it?

02:31:21.000 Have her give you a handy?

02:31:22.000 No, you can't.

02:31:24.000 Guards ain't having that.

02:31:26.000 This is crazy ass.

02:31:27.000 What does it say there?

02:31:29.000 I was trying to see if that's what is the term for women who like psychopath killers.

02:31:29.000 Hibristophilia.

02:31:35.000 Oh, not even close.

02:31:36.000 Yeah, she's not even close.

02:31:38.000 There's a lot of them.

02:31:39.000 I know that Richard Ramirez, the Night Stalker, He had a bunch of chicks that were trying to marry him.

02:31:45.000 Dude, Ted Bundy was like just killing the gang.

02:31:49.000 If he had Tinder, if there was like Tinder for serial killers, he's getting swiped left all fucking night.

02:31:54.000 Pulled that phone out of his ass and just started swiping.

02:31:56.000 Yeah, but was he the gay one?

02:31:59.000 No.

02:31:59.000 That was Dahmer.

02:32:00.000 Dahmer was a gay one.

02:32:01.000 Yeah.

02:32:02.000 Ted Bundy, though, was a dime piece.

02:32:03.000 For serial killer.

02:32:05.000 That was the problem.

02:32:06.000 Somebody who was like a famous singer got in his car and realized it.

02:32:11.000 Like, as she was about to get in the car, she realized that the inside of the door did not have any handles on it.

02:32:17.000 And she freaked out.

02:32:19.000 Debbie Harry.

02:32:19.000 Debbie Harry from Blondie.

02:32:21.000 She almost got in his car.

02:32:21.000 Damn.

02:32:22.000 Like, he almost got her.

02:32:23.000 Tight move, Debbie Harry.

02:32:25.000 Ted Bundy lured her into a car.

02:32:27.000 Wow.

02:32:28.000 She almost fell victim.

02:32:29.000 The one thing they'll have in common is they're charming.

02:32:32.000 Charles Manson isn't, but...

02:32:34.000 Well, he probably was, though.

02:32:36.000 He's charming in sort of an apocalyptic way where he understands...

02:32:40.000 Like, you know, what people want to hear.

02:32:43.000 They want some wise old mentor, you know?

02:32:46.000 He's charming for batshit crazy.

02:32:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:32:48.000 But there's a lot of those batshit crazy girls out there that want you to tell them about the Illuminati.

02:32:53.000 They want a daddy.

02:32:54.000 Yeah.

02:32:55.000 There's a plan.

02:32:57.000 They're starting a race war.

02:32:59.000 Yeah.

02:33:00.000 You know, there's people that want to hear, like, really nutty shit from some old daddy dude.

02:33:04.000 God, it's weird.

02:33:07.000 It's awesome.

02:33:08.000 It's so weird.

02:33:10.000 It's awesome that people like that exist.

02:33:12.000 It's awesome that there's a girl who's like, her main goal in life is to fuck Charles Manson.

02:33:18.000 Put him in a fish tank.

02:33:20.000 Put him in a fish tank.

02:33:21.000 Come on, man.

02:33:22.000 It makes the world a better place.

02:33:23.000 No, I like crazy people.

02:33:25.000 Until they start killing people, but when they're that crazy.

02:33:25.000 It really does.

02:33:27.000 I'm not a fan of that.

02:33:28.000 I would like you to not do that.

02:33:30.000 But I'm a fan of you wanting to marry Charles Manson and put him in a fish tank.

02:33:33.000 Love it.

02:33:33.000 And make money off of it.

02:33:34.000 Love it.

02:33:35.000 I love that you shaved your head, you crazy bitch.

02:33:37.000 Me too.

02:33:37.000 And I love that you attacked him from his old friend.

02:33:40.000 She's probably got some really stupid quotes tattooed on her ribs.

02:33:43.000 Oh, just some hateful quotes.

02:33:45.000 Yeah, probably like some demonicon shit.

02:33:47.000 Something from some ancient book translated from Latin to English.

02:33:51.000 Some horrible shit.

02:33:53.000 Some horrible shit about the end of times.

02:33:58.000 Fuck's sake.

02:34:00.000 I love it!

02:34:04.000 I love all the crazy in the world, man.

02:34:07.000 I don't like the violent crazy.

02:34:08.000 I don't like when people...

02:34:09.000 You know what?

02:34:10.000 My faith in humanity is somewhat restored because of Houston.

02:34:14.000 Because of all the videos that I saw of all these people rescuing people in Houston.

02:34:18.000 I felt super good about that, man.

02:34:19.000 That made me feel really good.

02:34:21.000 Yeah, did you see that?

02:34:22.000 They were saying there's like no looting or anything going on.

02:34:24.000 Like communities coming around helping each other.

02:34:26.000 It'd be easy to loot.

02:34:27.000 Texas, motherfucker.

02:34:28.000 They got guns.

02:34:30.000 They got a whole lot of guns.

02:34:31.000 That is the wrong place to loot.

02:34:33.000 But everyone has guns.

02:34:34.000 Even the criminals, you know what I'm saying?

02:34:35.000 So you could get away with some shit, but they're saying everyone's just gathering around and helping each other out, which is cool.

02:34:40.000 That's good.

02:34:41.000 You know, I think Texas has a good sort of pride in being Texas.

02:34:46.000 And being Texans is important to them.

02:34:50.000 It's very different than any other state.

02:34:52.000 California is very different than any other state, too.

02:34:54.000 I mean, every state sort of has its own vibe.

02:34:56.000 New York obviously has its own vibe.

02:34:58.000 But man, Texas has its own vibe, to the point where it's almost another country.

02:35:01.000 I agree.

02:35:02.000 Like Texas, if you meet someone from Texas, they want you to know you're from Texas.

02:35:06.000 Florida's not like that.

02:35:08.000 You don't see people from Miami super prideful or fucking Fort Lauderdale.

02:35:12.000 No.

02:35:13.000 No.

02:35:13.000 It's different.

02:35:14.000 But New York, they are.

02:35:15.000 Boston, they are.

02:35:16.000 LA, they are.

02:35:17.000 All of them don't have it like Texas does.

02:35:20.000 Texas, everything is Lone Star.

02:35:21.000 Another level.

02:35:22.000 Lone Star barbecue, Lone Star this, Texas that, Texas this.

02:35:25.000 Texas truck.

02:35:26.000 The rice plates say Texas truck.

02:35:28.000 Yeah, man.

02:35:29.000 They're different.

02:35:29.000 It's different.

02:35:31.000 Texas football?

02:35:32.000 They were a republic forever.

02:35:35.000 Like, they're barely a state.

02:35:36.000 Like, they were, like, one of the only states that, like, had this argument that they could leave the country.

02:35:41.000 They could leave the union.

02:35:43.000 Good point.

02:35:44.000 And it's also a weird state that they have these giant-ass ranches.

02:35:48.000 Like, Texas has these, like, 80,000, 100,000, like, gigantic acre ranches.

02:35:54.000 It's cool.

02:35:55.000 Well, it's weird.

02:35:56.000 It's like, they have so many ranches.

02:35:59.000 Yeah.

02:36:00.000 Also, that bit from my act, totally true.

02:36:03.000 There's more tigers in Texas in private collections than all of the wild in the world.

02:36:08.000 No!

02:36:08.000 For reals?

02:36:09.000 You ever see that bit that I used to do?

02:36:09.000 Yeah.

02:36:11.000 No.

02:36:11.000 Oh my god.

02:36:12.000 King's Ranch, 911,215 acres.

02:36:16.000 Jesus!

02:36:17.000 Briscoe ranches.

02:36:18.000 560,000 acres.

02:36:20.000 Waggoner Ranch.

02:36:21.000 530,000 acres.

02:36:22.000 These are huge ranches.

02:36:24.000 911,000 acres is fucking bananas.

02:36:27.000 Dude, who owns King Ranch?

02:36:28.000 Some dude who's just ballin'.

02:36:30.000 Calls himself the king of King Ranch.

02:36:31.000 Johnny Depp.

02:36:32.000 That guy might as well have his own country.

02:36:34.000 He basically has like a small European country.

02:36:36.000 Damn, he can stay there right now.

02:36:38.000 I bet that shit's like the size of Rhode Island.

02:36:39.000 Oh, bro, first of all, there's a King Ranch Ford truck.

02:36:43.000 They have their own trucks.

02:36:44.000 Oh, that's right.

02:36:44.000 They do.

02:36:46.000 Bowling.

02:36:47.000 Bowling out of control.

02:36:48.000 King Ranch.

02:36:48.000 Yeah, there it is.

02:36:49.000 King Ranch Ford.

02:36:51.000 There's nothing more American than that King Ranch F-150.

02:36:53.000 What's under the hood?

02:36:54.000 America.

02:36:55.000 Fucking America.

02:36:56.000 Eagle dick.

02:36:57.000 Just a big old eagle dick.

02:36:59.000 Go back up there to the...

02:37:00.000 What's the heavy bag?

02:37:02.000 Why does it have heavy bags?

02:37:02.000 Hold on.

02:37:04.000 The fuck is all that?

02:37:06.000 Check out the new innovations.

02:37:08.000 Click on the heavy bag.

02:37:09.000 Why does it have all the weights and shit?

02:37:11.000 What is that?

02:37:12.000 What the fuck is going on?

02:37:15.000 I can't do this.

02:37:16.000 It's Dennis Leary's voice.

02:37:18.000 Go back to the King's Ranch page again, too.

02:37:22.000 I guess it's a hunting ranch, too.

02:37:23.000 Yeah, click on the lower left, or the left-hand side.

02:37:25.000 Dude, they have mini golf there?

02:37:27.000 They probably have zebras.

02:37:28.000 Oh, okay.

02:37:29.000 See those deer?

02:37:30.000 Look at those deer's antlers.

02:37:31.000 See that shit?

02:37:32.000 You know where that comes from?

02:37:33.000 Can you go back there?

02:37:35.000 They've been around a long time.

02:37:35.000 No, no, no, no, no.

02:37:36.000 No, that's all selective breeding.

02:37:38.000 They take these farm deers.

02:37:41.000 This is super.

02:37:43.000 Hold on.

02:37:44.000 12,000 Neil guy.

02:37:45.000 That's crazy.

02:37:46.000 Those are African animals.

02:37:48.000 They have 12,000 African antelope.

02:37:50.000 It's a big-ass antelope, too.

02:37:52.000 Look at that fat-ass turkey.

02:37:54.000 Yeah, 770,000 edges.

02:37:55.000 I'd shoot the fuck out of that turkey.

02:37:57.000 Premier destination for Texas whitetail.

02:37:59.000 Those deer, a lot of them, what they do is they get them from, when you see crazy antlers with all kinds of goofy shit all over them, not like normal antlers, a lot of that is selectively breed.

02:38:09.000 It's like a fake ass on a chick.

02:38:10.000 A lot, but it's real.

02:38:12.000 But they're pet deer.

02:38:13.000 They grow them in these high fence operations.

02:38:15.000 They feed them this insane concentration that has like fish.

02:38:20.000 Heavy duty protein in it.

02:38:23.000 Like PEDs, yeah.

02:38:24.000 And then they bring in certain bucks that have crazy genetic characteristics and they breed them together.

02:38:29.000 X-Men deer.

02:38:30.000 Like any hunter that sees crazy deer with all sorts of bullshit all over the place, they go, oh, okay, you're shooting a farm deer.

02:38:37.000 Oh, they don't want to fuck with it?

02:38:38.000 No, because a lot of those times, these animals, they're getting shot in these tiny little farms.

02:38:43.000 They're talking about a few acres.

02:38:45.000 And that thing has no idea.

02:38:47.000 Because it grew up basically like a rich kid in Calabasas.

02:38:47.000 Has no idea.

02:38:49.000 And most of these people are shooting it with a gun, too.

02:38:51.000 So they're just setting up shop, waiting for that thing to walk in the right thing, and boom, they blow it away.

02:38:56.000 It's more of an execution than it is a hunt.

02:38:59.000 Yeah, it's fucked up.

02:38:59.000 What else they got on that ranch?

02:39:01.000 I saw a crocodile.

02:39:02.000 Nah, they have crocodiles?

02:39:03.000 Fuck yeah.

02:39:04.000 Come on, they do not have crocodiles.

02:39:06.000 Yeah, they do.

02:39:06.000 They have alligators, I'm sure.

02:39:07.000 Nah, that was a saltwater croc.

02:39:10.000 He had some shit, man.

02:39:11.000 Go to King Ranch hunting.

02:39:12.000 This is the coolest place on earth.

02:39:14.000 I can't believe they have their own fucking truck.

02:39:17.000 Here's the ranch wildlife.

02:39:18.000 Click on that.

02:39:20.000 Dude, look at that.

02:39:21.000 That's a crocodile.

02:39:22.000 That'd be a crocodile where I come from.

02:39:24.000 Is that an alligator?

02:39:25.000 I think it's an alligator.

02:39:26.000 I don't think they have crocodiles in...

02:39:27.000 They have North American crocodiles in Florida, but I don't think they have them in Texas.

02:39:33.000 Dude, it's the King Ranch, so...

02:39:34.000 Well, they can do whatever the fuck they want.

02:39:36.000 It's the King Ranch.

02:39:37.000 Let saltwater fishermen be the best place in Texas coast to pursue speckled trout and redfish.

02:39:43.000 Redfish are delicious.

02:39:44.000 What else they got?

02:39:45.000 Turkey, antelope, hogs.

02:39:47.000 So they're on the water.

02:39:48.000 They might have got wrecked by this storm, by the way.

02:39:50.000 They might not even be here anymore.

02:39:51.000 King Ranch.

02:39:51.000 Ah, fuck.

02:39:52.000 Are they in Houston?

02:39:53.000 They're somewhere on the water if they have ocean fishing.

02:39:58.000 Or they just built their own ocean in there.

02:40:00.000 They might have just dug a fucking, we're going to get us a compound going about 17 feet deep with the concrete.

02:40:07.000 We designed this motherfucker to be aerodynamic so when them 400 mile an hour winds come, they just glide.

02:40:13.000 Oh, they're fucked.

02:40:14.000 Yeah, they got hit hard.

02:40:18.000 Why don't you Google King Ranch hurricane damage?

02:40:22.000 Let's see if they're still around.

02:40:24.000 We're going to get an invitation from the King Ranch.

02:40:26.000 Come on down and shoot some hogs.

02:40:28.000 Hey, King Ranch, I'm in.

02:40:29.000 Will you shoot a hog out of a helicopter with me?

02:40:32.000 100%.

02:40:34.000 I would do it with Ted Nugent, but Doug Stanhope will get mad at me.

02:40:38.000 Tim Kennedy wants us to do it with him.

02:40:41.000 Now I'm in.

02:40:42.000 Right?

02:40:42.000 Now I'm in.

02:40:43.000 You're talking about American Dad?

02:40:45.000 I'll shoot some hog with American Dad.

02:40:47.000 You, me, and Tim Kennedy in a fucking helicopter.

02:40:50.000 And by the way, they donate all that food.

02:40:52.000 And wild hogs are fucking delicious, too.

02:40:54.000 And they really do have to shoot them, folks.

02:40:56.000 And there's so many of them.

02:40:58.000 That's the way Tim explained it to me.

02:41:00.000 America!

02:41:01.000 Fuck yeah!

02:41:03.000 I see what we're doing on King's Ranch.

02:41:04.000 So does it say anything about the damage?

02:41:05.000 Yeah, I'm trying to find something that has specifically King Ranch in it, but this has it hit right near the beach.

02:41:11.000 Okay.

02:41:12.000 It's a state of disaster.

02:41:13.000 Yeah, they must have got fucked up.

02:41:14.000 You know what, though?

02:41:15.000 King's Ranch might have some special protection program.

02:41:17.000 They're so fucking rich where just these walls go up and can't fuck with them.

02:41:20.000 We set it up so you just press a button here and the whole building slides underground right quick.

02:41:25.000 Like Biodome.

02:41:26.000 Like where the X-Men, their fucking jet comes out of town.

02:41:29.000 Yes!

02:41:31.000 It's like a big circle.

02:41:32.000 It opens up like this.

02:41:33.000 King Ranch, baby.

02:41:35.000 Maybe, man.

02:41:37.000 Do you think that's like a place where you could...

02:41:37.000 King Ranch.

02:41:39.000 I think that's one of the few places that I could live outside of California that I would be like super happy.

02:41:43.000 Texas?

02:41:44.000 Austin.

02:41:45.000 Austin, Texas.

02:41:45.000 Yeah.

02:41:46.000 Like Texas, Dallas, although it gets hot, but I could definitely have been Austin.

02:41:50.000 Do you do shows there?

02:41:52.000 I did a show in Houston and Dallas.

02:41:55.000 I haven't been to Austin yet.

02:41:56.000 You've got to do Cap City Comedy Club.

02:41:58.000 I know.

02:41:59.000 It's the shit.

02:42:00.000 I need to get done.

02:42:00.000 I know.

02:42:00.000 It's amazing.

02:42:01.000 You'd love it.

02:42:02.000 I love Austin.

02:42:03.000 They're next level people, too.

02:42:04.000 Austin's next level people.

02:42:05.000 Great food, too.

02:42:06.000 Fucking phenomenal barbecue.

02:42:08.000 You're down there with Aubrey.

02:42:09.000 It takes you all over.

02:42:10.000 I had the best Thai food in my life in Austin.

02:42:12.000 Strong words.

02:42:13.000 I know, right?

02:42:14.000 The best ever?

02:42:15.000 Ever.

02:42:16.000 Ask Aubrey about it.

02:42:16.000 Just some good shit right over here on Ventura.

02:42:18.000 Really?

02:42:19.000 Love Thai food.

02:42:20.000 It's a lot of...

02:42:20.000 It's weird how, like, Thais made it all the way...

02:42:23.000 I mean, like, I guess they're everywhere, but, like, you go to, like, a lot of these Thai restaurants, it's very rare that they're not Thais working there.

02:42:29.000 Ah, if they have a white person, I just turn around and walk out.

02:42:32.000 Yeah, Mexican.

02:42:32.000 Yeah, you better be Thai.

02:42:34.000 Nah.

02:42:34.000 I go to sushi.

02:42:35.000 It's a white dude.

02:42:35.000 Fucking see ya.

02:42:37.000 Yeah, white dudes, there's a lot of, like, white people getting into the Mexican food game.

02:42:44.000 The Mexican food game?

02:42:45.000 I'm not mad at you.

02:42:47.000 You can make some good Mexican food, but better hide in the kitchen.

02:42:49.000 Keep up this illusion.

02:42:51.000 And put the Mexican in front to work it.

02:42:51.000 I agree.

02:42:53.000 Just come out with a big fake mustache.

02:42:55.000 Señor, de jor de carne asada.

02:42:58.000 Hey, Holmes!

02:43:00.000 Hey, Holmes!

02:43:01.000 I want that shit.

02:43:03.000 Chipotle used to have a lot of Mexicans working at it.

02:43:05.000 At least in Columbus when I was going there.

02:43:06.000 No, they still do.

02:43:07.000 They switched and they were like, nah.

02:43:09.000 Well, McDonald's bought them, they fucked up, and then they bought it back, right?

02:43:13.000 How good is Chipotle?

02:43:14.000 Even though people are getting sick as fuck.

02:43:16.000 I heard it's delicious.

02:43:17.000 I haven't tried it yet.

02:43:18.000 Listen, man.

02:43:18.000 For me, I get two orders of guacamole and I get one of them rice bowls with steak.

02:43:24.000 And I'm eating fairly keto without eating all the rice.

02:43:24.000 Preach.

02:43:28.000 If I just eat mostly the meat and the guacamole, which is fantastic for you.

02:43:31.000 You can do keto there.

02:43:32.000 You get the fajita veggies for the bed and then you do double meat.

02:43:35.000 You do all the salsas.

02:43:37.000 Double guacamole.

02:43:39.000 It's delicious.

02:43:40.000 I feel good about it.

02:43:42.000 Me too, man.

02:43:42.000 It's not bad, man.

02:43:43.000 For fast food, it's about as good as you're gonna get.

02:43:45.000 I agree.

02:43:46.000 Yeah.

02:43:47.000 Thai food, they say to a certain point, can be healthy, too.

02:43:49.000 If it's like real Thai, like the noodles and stuff, obviously not keto, but...

02:43:53.000 No, not keto, but rice noodles.

02:43:55.000 Man, I'm struggling with keto.

02:43:57.000 I drift in and out.

02:43:58.000 Me too, bro.

02:43:58.000 My love of pasta is just too strong.

02:44:01.000 I go back to it, though.

02:44:02.000 You know, the thing that knocks me back on course, though, is those ketones, man.

02:44:07.000 Exogenous ketones, taking that ketogenic stuff.

02:44:07.000 The ketones?

02:44:09.000 That's the big one.

02:44:10.000 Because it's so easy for me.

02:44:11.000 I take it when I work out in the morning.

02:44:13.000 I know.

02:44:13.000 Take it before I do anything.

02:44:15.000 But, you know, you had homeboy, like, Dr. Keto on your show.

02:44:17.000 He was saying, really, it's going to take about a year, 18 months, some shit, to stay in ketosis.

02:44:23.000 To be completely adapted.

02:44:24.000 I'm a fucker.

02:44:25.000 It was discouraging.

02:44:26.000 Off the charts.

02:44:27.000 Crazy, though.

02:44:28.000 I mean, with Keto.

02:44:29.000 Crazy smart.

02:44:30.000 Crazy smart.

02:44:30.000 Crazy.

02:44:31.000 A lot of people disagreed with him.

02:44:32.000 I'd like to get those people on with him.

02:44:33.000 He was so smart.

02:44:35.000 They disagreed with him about physical performance.

02:44:36.000 And he was like, to stay in Keto, and if you're trying to get on Keto and you listen to that podcast, a motherfucker is so discouraging.

02:44:36.000 Oh, yeah.

02:44:36.000 Super smart.

02:44:42.000 He's like, you need about 12 to 18 months before anything happens.

02:44:46.000 And I was like, uh, you lose weight fast.

02:44:49.000 You do.

02:44:50.000 You know what the thing that gets me the most that I found was when my body became fat adaptive, right?

02:44:55.000 I switched over.

02:44:56.000 The thing that I could tell for sure was that my appetite was not crazy in the middle of the afternoon.

02:45:00.000 Yeah, I don't have the ups and downs.

02:45:02.000 Where now I went off it and I'm doing pescatarian and having more carbs and I'm fucking starving.

02:45:02.000 No ups and downs.

02:45:07.000 Now, why pescatarian?

02:45:09.000 Why fish?

02:45:09.000 Because I'm weird.

02:45:10.000 Just trying it?

02:45:11.000 Just trying mixing it up.

02:45:12.000 How does it feel?

02:45:13.000 Do you like it?

02:45:14.000 All right.

02:45:15.000 Just alright?

02:45:15.000 Alright.

02:45:16.000 It gets a little challenging.

02:45:17.000 Like, I eat so much salmon and tuna, you know?

02:45:19.000 You gotta be careful with mercury levels and stuff, too.

02:45:22.000 I know.

02:45:22.000 With the tuna, especially.

02:45:24.000 Yeah.

02:45:24.000 Salmon, not so much.

02:45:25.000 But you can eat sardines, oysters, scallops.

02:45:27.000 It gets a little challenging.

02:45:28.000 A lot of salads.

02:45:29.000 How long have you been doing it now?

02:45:31.000 Two weeks?

02:45:32.000 Three weeks?

02:45:33.000 Or are you just trying to try it out?

02:45:33.000 Are you trying to get leaner?

02:45:35.000 I'll just try and get leaner.

02:45:36.000 And just mix it up.

02:45:38.000 I know keto works, but again, after listening to Homeboy on the podcast, I was like, shit, unless I'm all the way in for 18 months.

02:45:45.000 Yeah, well, I think he's talking about all the benefits.

02:45:48.000 He's talking about there's real serious metabolic benefits to be gained from staying with it for long periods of time.

02:45:55.000 I think that's probably the case, but food is something else, too.

02:46:00.000 There's a lot of pleasure with food.

02:46:03.000 There's something to be said about enjoying life.

02:46:07.000 And I think you should eat healthy.

02:46:08.000 I follow what I call the 80-20 principle, where 80% of the time, I eat really good.

02:46:13.000 Preach.

02:46:13.000 And then 20% of the time, I'll fuck off.

02:46:16.000 Me too.

02:46:16.000 Monday through Friday, I'm good, man.

02:46:18.000 Then Sunday, if I'm with my fam, or like we went to Universal on Thursday, I had a bunch of chicken tenders.

02:46:23.000 I also work out like a fucking demon, so I don't get fat.

02:46:27.000 Every day, yeah.

02:46:27.000 Simple, simple.

02:46:28.000 So I don't stay fat, yeah.

02:46:29.000 Yeah, but I just like a little lasagna every now and then.

02:46:34.000 That cheese and the meat.

02:46:36.000 You know that feeling when you take a big bite of fucking heavy sauce cheesy lasagna and you're like, oh my god.

02:46:43.000 My mouth is water.

02:46:44.000 You know what fucks me up and what gets me?

02:46:46.000 We're just talking shit about advertisements on Domino's.

02:46:50.000 When's the last time we had a hot Domino's pizza?

02:46:53.000 Domino's pizza, they always have it in the back if they can get it at a UFC. Actually, they just get any kind of pizza.

02:46:57.000 But I've had Domino's before, too.

02:46:59.000 It's not bad.

02:47:00.000 Bro, this is the thing.

02:47:01.000 Here's the fat kid tip.

02:47:03.000 If you want to make sure you have a fresh pizza, when you're ordering online, make sure you ask for extra robust tomato sauce.

02:47:09.000 Because they're not going to give you an old one.

02:47:10.000 They're like, ah, fuck!

02:47:11.000 This asshole asked for fresh sauce.

02:47:13.000 So they have to put extra on it so it's a fresh pizza.

02:47:15.000 Extra robust tomato sauce.

02:47:17.000 Game over.

02:47:18.000 That pizza.

02:47:20.000 That fucking pizza, man.

02:47:22.000 Dude, there's a place in Woodland Hills, Tonino's.

02:47:25.000 They shit in the mouth of Domino's.

02:47:27.000 You watch your fucking American mouth.

02:47:29.000 They open Domino's mouth up like, you know the crocodiles?

02:47:32.000 And the crocodiles are biting cartoon characters and they're holding the mouth up.

02:47:35.000 That's what they do to Domino's.

02:47:35.000 They're holding the mouth?

02:47:36.000 And they just shit in the mouth of Domino's.

02:47:36.000 Like Splash Mountain?

02:47:39.000 Just like, ahhh!

02:47:41.000 What kind of pizza?

02:47:42.000 Is it thin crust?

02:47:43.000 Thin crust.

02:47:44.000 Thin crust.

02:47:45.000 You're fucking right it is.

02:47:45.000 So good.

02:47:46.000 Oh, I love the Domino's guy.

02:47:48.000 Boing!

02:47:49.000 The Noid.

02:47:49.000 Noid, yeah, yeah.

02:47:50.000 He's not around anymore?

02:47:51.000 Nah, he's too fucking crazy.

02:47:52.000 Avoid the Noid.

02:47:53.000 He looks like Charles Manson's girl.

02:47:56.000 Why was he around?

02:47:57.000 What was the deal with the Noid?

02:47:58.000 They were trying to probably market the kids back in the 80s.

02:48:00.000 He had a video game, too.

02:48:02.000 Yeah, and then they brought out a game.

02:48:03.000 I had a Stuff Noid when I was a kid.

02:48:04.000 I was like a 7-Up character too, remember?

02:48:06.000 Yes!

02:48:06.000 Like Spot?

02:48:07.000 Dough and sugar.

02:48:08.000 I mean, that's what it is.

02:48:10.000 Dough and sugar and cheese.

02:48:11.000 I don't give a fuck what it is.

02:48:13.000 It's so delicious.

02:48:15.000 A fresh Domino's pizza?

02:48:18.000 How dare you?

02:48:19.000 What's your favorite pizza combination?

02:48:22.000 I go, again, the extra robust tomato sauce, cheese, pepperoni, jalapenos, tomatoes, I think.

02:48:30.000 Oh, and mushrooms.

02:48:31.000 I have three favorite combinations.

02:48:33.000 Oh, let me hear it.

02:48:33.000 My mouth is watering so bad, bro.

02:48:35.000 Wait, where do you get it from, though?

02:48:37.000 Different pizza places.

02:48:38.000 But just in general?

02:48:39.000 Tinino's is really good.

02:48:40.000 Just in general.

02:48:41.000 Okay.

02:48:42.000 The classic for me is pepperonis with mushrooms.

02:48:45.000 I like a good pepperoni mushroom too, bro.

02:48:47.000 Good pepperoni and mushrooms.

02:48:49.000 Some pizza, I like a fucking flat cheese pizza.

02:48:53.000 Me too.

02:48:54.000 Like a goddamn American.

02:48:55.000 A nice cheese pizza.

02:48:57.000 But I can't have...

02:48:59.000 I need some sauce.

02:49:00.000 I need some sauce.

02:49:01.000 Here's why I deviate.

02:49:03.000 Double pineapple, double anchovy.

02:49:06.000 You lost me on the anchovy, but I fucks with the pineapple.

02:49:09.000 Pineapple and anchovy pizza is fucking delicious.

02:49:13.000 Sweet and salty?

02:49:13.000 Sweet and salty with the cheese.

02:49:16.000 The sauce is oozing.

02:49:18.000 Oh, dude.

02:49:19.000 Double...

02:49:20.000 I'd have to get them to read it back to me.

02:49:22.000 They're like, you sure you want...

02:49:23.000 Are you trying to shit your pants, sir?

02:49:24.000 Did you say double pineapple, double anchovy?

02:49:27.000 I'm like, motherfucker.

02:49:29.000 That's exactly what I said.

02:49:30.000 Double pineapple, double anchovy.

02:49:31.000 I want four Diet Cokes.

02:49:33.000 Yes!

02:49:34.000 It's so unhealthy, but so goddamn good.

02:49:37.000 But if you're watching a movie or something like that, like Guardians of the Galaxy 2 or something like that, you get a double pineapple.

02:49:42.000 Look at that!

02:49:44.000 That motherfucker right there!

02:49:46.000 No, that's deep dish, son.

02:49:49.000 Yeah, that's a casserole.

02:49:50.000 Fuck your deep dish.

02:49:51.000 That's more of a casserole.

02:49:51.000 Yeah.

02:49:52.000 I don't think that's deep dish.

02:49:54.000 It looks deep from Angle.

02:49:56.000 Double pineapple, double anchovy.

02:49:59.000 Yeah, that's a casserole.

02:50:00.000 I like a nice margarita pizza too if it's done right.

02:50:06.000 A good margarita pizza?

02:50:07.000 Dude, I had pizza in Italy.

02:50:10.000 First of all, the bread is different.

02:50:12.000 They have heirloom wheat.

02:50:14.000 Their wheat is older wheat.

02:50:16.000 It's wheat like our wheat used to be before we started fucking with it to make it more durable, to make it survive pesticides, to make it last longer, and to give more yield.

02:50:25.000 Like if you have an acre of land and you grow this heirloom wheat, you'll have a smaller yield than you have an acre of our new- So better quality.

02:50:34.000 Yeah, it's sort of like the same thing when you see tomatoes in the store and they're big and they're fucking pale as shit.

02:50:39.000 They bounce.

02:50:41.000 Yeah, they bounce.

02:50:42.000 Whereas you get an heirloom tomato, they're only good for like a couple of days and then they start to rot.

02:50:47.000 But when you catch them and they're fresh, god damn, they're like a fruit.

02:50:50.000 They're delicious.

02:50:51.000 They're fantastic.

02:50:52.000 So it was the best pizza ever?

02:50:55.000 Phenomenal pizza, phenomenal pasta.

02:50:57.000 And you can buy the pasta.

02:50:58.000 See, the thing is, like, their pasta is available in the United States.

02:51:02.000 You gotta order it from, like, Amazon.com.

02:51:04.000 But I think it's called Double O Pasta or Double O Wheat.

02:51:09.000 Double O or Double Zero.

02:51:11.000 And it's from Italy?

02:51:13.000 Yes, it's from Italy.

02:51:14.000 And it tastes different while you're eating it.

02:51:17.000 It goes down easier.

02:51:18.000 They make tortellinis?

02:51:20.000 Yeah, they make everything.

02:51:21.000 God, my mouth is fucking water.

02:51:23.000 It looks like double zeros.

02:51:23.000 Maybe it's double zero?

02:51:24.000 Oh, it could be.

02:51:25.000 Well, a lot of people use zero in terms of...

02:51:28.000 You like a fettuccine Alfredo?

02:51:29.000 I don't fuck with that stuff.

02:51:31.000 I like red sauce.

02:51:32.000 Me too.

02:51:33.000 I'm not a white sauce guy.

02:51:34.000 I think it's like white people food.

02:51:36.000 It's like mayonnaise.

02:51:37.000 Double zero.

02:51:38.000 Yeah, double zero pasta.

02:51:40.000 Typically milled in Italy, where millers grade their flour using a zero rating.

02:51:44.000 A single zero flour is quite coarse in texture, like a powderly semonella, whereas triple zero is much finer like cornstarch, but everyday flour is usually classified as double zero.

02:51:55.000 Man, double zero spaghetti is the shit.

02:51:57.000 It was so good, man.

02:51:59.000 But just this one company that I bought it for, goddammit.

02:52:02.000 Do you make it at home?

02:52:03.000 Yes.

02:52:04.000 Your wife makes it?

02:52:05.000 I make it too.

02:52:06.000 I know how to cook, bro.

02:52:06.000 I cook.

02:52:07.000 I can boil water.

02:52:08.000 Bored.

02:52:09.000 But then what kind of red sauce are you using?

02:52:11.000 I use Uncle Steve's.

02:52:14.000 I don't know.

02:52:15.000 I don't know.

02:52:16.000 Agent Zero or Uncle Steve's.

02:52:17.000 Yeah.

02:52:20.000 Hold on a second.

02:52:21.000 I'll find out right now.

02:52:22.000 My mouth is whining like a motherfucker.

02:52:23.000 King Arthur?

02:52:24.000 Hmm?

02:52:24.000 No.

02:52:25.000 I'll tell you what.

02:52:26.000 Everyone says New York pizza, Chicago pizza, LA pizza, Juista, or you get Jelena takeaway pizza.

02:52:33.000 Some of the best in the world.

02:52:35.000 Abbott Kenny pizza.

02:52:36.000 Abbott pizza.

02:52:38.000 I've been looking for good pizza.

02:52:39.000 You're looking for good pizza?

02:52:40.000 I mean, I'm in the middle.

02:52:41.000 I'm not on the west side.

02:52:43.000 Bro, well, I don't know around here.

02:52:45.000 Hollywood area.

02:52:46.000 I don't know.

02:52:47.000 Pizza down there.

02:52:49.000 Joey Diaz does.

02:52:49.000 He's telling me someplace.

02:52:51.000 But I'm telling you, man.

02:52:53.000 Juice does pizza.

02:52:55.000 This margarita pizza, knock your dick in the dirt.

02:52:58.000 Yes.

02:52:58.000 Really?

02:52:59.000 Where's that?

02:53:00.000 That's right off Gold's Gym there in Venice.

02:53:03.000 Right off Rose, kind of.

02:53:05.000 It's almost like a daily atmosphere.

02:53:08.000 Shit is delicious.

02:53:10.000 Damn, dude.

02:53:11.000 I know my pizza.

02:53:13.000 You just made me so hungry, man.

02:53:15.000 My friend Steve Sharippa, he's been on the podcast before.

02:53:17.000 He's the one that owns Uncle Steve's.

02:53:19.000 It's all organic.

02:53:21.000 Him and his wife created it and make it themselves.

02:53:24.000 It's the best pasta sauce I've ever had.

02:53:25.000 But they have a spicy pasta, like an aria bata.

02:53:29.000 Ooh, I like it spicy.

02:53:30.000 You gotta be careful with their spicy.

02:53:32.000 They're spicy.

02:53:33.000 Oh, it's like real Italian spice?

02:53:33.000 They are not fucked up.

02:53:35.000 It's got a kick to it.

02:53:36.000 Like, woo!

02:53:37.000 Like, if you like a spicy sauce, I love it.

02:53:39.000 Me too.

02:53:40.000 It's got a kick, but it's all organic, super healthy, really good, delicious.

02:53:43.000 How hard is it to get?

02:53:44.000 Is it exhausting to get, or is it easy?

02:53:46.000 He brought me in a gang of it.

02:53:46.000 I don't know.

02:53:49.000 He gave me, like, two cases of it.

02:53:50.000 But I think you can buy it online.

02:53:52.000 You ever try making your own pizza at home?

02:53:53.000 Fucking nightmare.

02:53:55.000 Yeah, no fucking nightmare.

02:53:56.000 It tastes like shit, too.

02:53:57.000 I always like when I see people get a pizza oven in their backyard.

02:53:59.000 I'm like, that's something you're going to use three times.

02:54:02.000 Complete waste of time.

02:54:03.000 Complete waste of time.

02:54:03.000 Ever?

02:54:04.000 It's like when you see someone who doesn't work out.

02:54:06.000 Well, I figured if I buy this treadmill.

02:54:08.000 No.

02:54:09.000 Nah, silly bitch.

02:54:10.000 You're not going to use that treadmill.

02:54:11.000 It's not the equipment.

02:54:12.000 It's your attitude.

02:54:13.000 You're never going to do it.

02:54:13.000 You're not a pizza maker, bro.

02:54:14.000 No, you're not a pizza man.

02:54:15.000 You're not Chef Boyardee, are you?

02:54:18.000 Let's wrap this up.

02:54:19.000 Let's go get some fucking pizza.

02:54:20.000 Let's get some pizza.

02:54:21.000 Alright.

02:54:22.000 From Domino's.

02:54:22.000 See you folks.

02:54:23.000 Bye.

02:54:26.000 What kind of pizza, bro?

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