Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - September 7, 2019
Episode Stats
Length
3 hours and 23 minutes
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194.93118
Hate Speech Sentences
119
Summary
In this episode of Fight Companion, we talk about the UFC Fight Night event in Abu Dhabi, Khabib vs Ferreira, and a little bit of everything in between. We also talk about a lot of other stuff. Fight Companion is a podcast where we watch the UFC fights and talk shit about the fights. We hope you enjoy, sit down, and have a nice drink. We are in no way affiliated with the UFC, the UFC or the organization, but we are a part of it and we are here to talk about it. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and we'll give you a shoutout! Thank you so much for all the support, stay tuned for the next episode! Cheers! -The Fight Gang. -Bryan and Brandon -Chad -Brandon -Eddie -Khabib vs Diego -Jemele -Chris -Shawn -Dillian -Curtis -Jon -Jake -Sage -Bradley -Nick -Andre -Logan -John -Ben -Manny -Christian -Tristan -PJ -Cole -Will -Kyle -Steven -Tyler -Yann & much more! We talk about UFC 232, UFC 246, UFC 232 and UFC 246. , UFC 246 and much more. We also discuss the upcoming UFC Card, and much, much more!! . We hope y'all have a great weekend! Thanks for listening and support us, we really appreciate all the love, love ya'll! Love ya'll, bye, bye! -MMA, bye bye Bye bye! Love ya'! -JUICY! -PODCAST! -KUYO! -HAPPY MALAYA! -AJ & KUYER! -DUH! -BRAODY MCCARTO'S! -ROBY, SONGS! -SZN! -EUGHTY, JOKER, RYANCHOR, JAY & SZN, PODCAST CHEER, BABY, RAY & JUY, BOB & KAVY -RADY
Transcript
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Alright ladies and gentlemen, Fight Companion has started, Brian Cowens in route, Brandon Schaub's in the house, Eddie motherfucking Bravo with the new haircut.
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You should grow a ponytail on the back of that motherfucker.
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Alright, if you've never listened to this before, this is a podcast where we watch the fights and we talk shit.
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Marabek Tysimov's a fucking beast, and he's about to fight Diego Ferreira, and that is an excellent fight.
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If you've never heard these before, we talk shit while the fights are going on.
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We kind of commentate on the fights, but not really.
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So, you know, when you think about a guy like Tysimov, who's Muslim, you got to think there's a lot of pride, him fighting there, but maybe a little bit of extra pressure.
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I don't know about home field advantage, man, because sometimes guys don't fight well when they're fighting in front of everyone that they love and care for.
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Too much pressure and there's a lot more to worry about.
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Did you hear, I forget what journalist's cage side, but I guess around the cage and the mat, it's hot as fuck.
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No, but they're saying it's like unheard of hot around there.
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So as the rounds get going, I think it could affect some of the fights.
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Most people in most teams do play better with home field advantage.
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It's kind of like, yeah, it's like you have no choice.
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It's like there's too many of your loved ones watching.
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Just landed a good leg kick and a good one-two.
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He's a solid fighter, man, but he's one of those guys that's had a hard time.
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I think he's had a hard time getting into the U.S. I think he was denied visas or something like that.
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I would imagine a lot of these guys on this card did.
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Like Khabib's dad can't get in, but he's in his corner for this fight.
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The problem is he's got a tie to that guy from Chechnya.
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The fight's on this TV too, so I don't have to careen.
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It says there's people watching, but I can't find it.
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We're having a little bit of an issue with YouTube, ladies and gentlemen.
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When you get it to me, do me a favor, give me a link.
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Just tweet it or something, and I'll retweet it.
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When I was over there, when Anderson Silva fought Damian Maia, it was hot as fuck, and it was outdoors.
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And you had to go to, did you have to go to all of them back then?
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We were like, damn, this is going to be awesome.
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But bro, there were bugs the size of dogs flying around.
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Well, Dubai is gorgeous, and there's so much money.
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Look, he's popping out just to make sure that he knows it's okay.
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Still a dangerous fighter, but he's in real bad space right now.
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Yeah, 55. Diego, though, has Diego fought at 45 before?
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It's so difficult to keep tracks on all of them.
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And they're still working on Colby and Usman, but...
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But they don't want to pay Colby what Colby wants.
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But Dana said that that will be the main event.
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They don't want to put a title fight above that.
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And Dana said he doesn't want to put a title fight above that.
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And Dana's making a belt just for that, like the People's Champ belt.
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Well, Nate says it's the baddest motherfucker in the game belt.
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ESPN can't say baddest motherfucker in the game.
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Maybe it's just like the hardcore's belt, you know?
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When I saw it on my Instagram feed this morning, I threw my arms up in the air like somebody got knocked out.
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When I saw you at the improv, I was like, I don't think it's going to happen.
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You know, I had said that I think that Nate Diaz is one of the biggest superstars in the game, right up there with everybody.
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And then Nate and I guess there were some negotiations or something because Dana refuted.
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He goes, well, I don't think that Nate Diaz is in our long-term plans.
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And also, let him know that, look, we got other plans.
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Yeah, it's on there, but it's not that link we have for no reason.
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I hope they work that out, because I don't want to see that.
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Those two guys, not only are they two of the baddest motherfuckers ever, but they're funny as fuck, dude.
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I named a move, a transition three piece and a soda.
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That's one of the best things to say about Masvidal.
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And the thing is, people don't necessarily associate him with knockout power for some reason.
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But yet, the guy knocked out Eve Edwards with a head kick.
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He knocked out Ben Askren and put him in another dimension with a flying knee.
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I mean, it's weird that people don't associate Masvidal with a knockout artist.
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He doesn't necessarily have the most power, but he's so good.
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Corey Anderson, Johnny Walker's a good fight, but dude, Johnny Walker's shoulder's still fucked up.
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Well, he's also throwing punches with only one arm.
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And then there's other videos of him going through strength and conditioning.
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And I'm like, Jesus Christ, he's not lifting any weight with his left arm.
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I mean, that guy was killing himself making 170. I agree, but coming off the two losses that he suffered, obviously he had some issues.
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He was wilding out a little bit in Liverpool and wherever, Bali or wherever.
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So he's going through something, and then they just give him freaking...
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I think Kim versus Stylebender was my favorite middleweight fight of all time.
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Tysimov's in a little bit of trouble right here.
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Dude, Tysimov is in a little trouble here right now.
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Are they saving money on AC? It's the first one, yeah.
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I saw a thing that said 99. Dude, that is so bad.
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To fight at 99 degrees, you've got to be acclimated to that shit.
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And even then, you're still going to have a performance hit.
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You're going to definitely have a performance hit.
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Probably similar to fighting at very high altitude, like Mexico City type deal.
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Ooh, there's a big mouse under the left eye of Ferreira.
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God, we haven't done one of these in a long time.
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Callan is in his gym shorts right now filming his television show, but he's on the way.
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You think it'd be possible to do a team MMA, like Americans versus Brazilians versus Russian?
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Like the Olympics, but you do it in the UFC. You take the best guy at 35, best guy at 45, like the ultimate...
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Russian and black guys are owning the fight world.
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Well, Russians, like the whole light heavyweight division.
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Every champion, all these contenders, like 78% of them are Russian.
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When we think about the champs now, I mean, it's either...
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Well, shit, it's either Russian or black, right?
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The heat index is 123. But Cejudo wasn't born in Mexico.
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Dominic Cruz was just quoted as saying, I'm cooking like a biscuit in here.
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The heat index is 123, so it feels like 123 degrees.
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Imagine a third, fourth round for Khabib and Dustin.
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Well, they're in an air-conditioned environment.
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The fact that it's that hot, I'm going to text Dominic.
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Well, you got Joshua versus Ruiz in Saudi Arabia, and they're building just a fucking arena for it.
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I think this is only the second event in this one, though, maybe.
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He might respond in between rounds if he has the time.
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And you gotta think, Ferreira is training in Brazil, right?
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And Tysimov looks like he's just trying to get his win back.
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And he had a really good first round, so he might have emptied out a little bit in that first round.
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If I was walking in right now and somebody wanted to bet cash, I'd say, Fehera's looking good.
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You know what I've been watching a lot lately on YouTube?
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That's that Muay Thai with no gloves and headbutts.
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He's like the king of Lethway, and he's friends with Robin Black.
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Like, Robin Black's done breakdowns of his stuff, and Robin has done some commentary for Lethway.
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It changed my opinion of whether or not MMA should be bare-knuckle.
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Chris Lieben's whole face is like an axe murder.
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Well, probably Malinagi fighting Artem Lobov got people excited about it.
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He said over 200-something thousand, but it came out, it was like 11,000 or something.
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He just got hit with a big right hand, and he's not offering any offense right now.
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He's just trying to gather his shit and just moving away.
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Even when he's throwing punches, it's like they're not dangerous.
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In terms of a guy who has the ability to put it on you and doesn't get tired, he is at the top of the fucking list.
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The next project is he's going to open up a 10th planet in Big Bear.
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That Logan Paul KSI 2 that's going to be on DAZN will get fucking 7 million or some shit like that.
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Billy Joe Saunders is on the undercard of that, which is so ridiculous.
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Billy Joe Saunders is fighting on the undercard of Logan Paul KSI? Who's one of the top 20 fighters on the planet Earth.
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I was on board when they were just fighting each other.
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They pull up and match in Ferraris all the time.
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And Tysimov is not offering anything dangerous in return.
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Adelaide Burt, because I know it's going to be chaos.
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You don't know what the fuck's going to happen.
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There would be an embarrassment for them if they gave that to Tysimov.
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No, but then as the fight wears on, then you see Diego come on strong.
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Well, the thing is, like, Tysimov hit him with big shots in round one.
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That's terrible for Tysimov, because Tysimov has not fought in the UFC in quite a while.
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And for him to come back to the UFC... Hey, Jamie, on the other screen, can you pull up Diego Fajero's record?
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He's a good fighter, but again, the endurance thing.
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I've never seen anybody that can sustain an attack like Ferguson.
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You kind of got to pray in front of those people.
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If he won that fight, it would have been a horrible travesty of justice.
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Do you remember Alessio Saqqara versus Talos Latis?
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Tyler Salatis took him down over and over, never really got hit standing, and took his back like two or three times.
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And Saqqara escaped all the back attempts and then got back to his feet.
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So the replays were all Saqqara's escapes, back escapes.
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Hey, how come you guys aren't showing the replays of the takedowns and the back control?
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Watch that fight, and then you'll see at the end, all the replays are Saqqara escaping back control, and he won.
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They didn't know what the fuck they were looking at.
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They were throwing chicken bones to decide who won.
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Because the judges are sitting there going, oh my god, what do I do?
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So they look at the replays, and if the replays are showing one guy is getting the better of the other guy, then they go, okay.
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In the truck, they think he's winning, so then, okay, he's winning.
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Nothing really significant has changed in terms of the Who judges fights?
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It's like basically the same kind of people, the same people.
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Ricardo Almeida is a judge in New York, which is a great thing, but you're not seeing a lot of that.
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Either former fighters or martial arts experts.
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Like, if you say you want to be a judge, I want to see you show me how you apply a darts choke.
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Show me what's the difference between an anaconda choke and a darts choke.
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If you don't know what that is, if you don't know how to do it, how are you going to know whether or not someone's in danger when they're in the middle of a fight?
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I'd also show him fights like the one you were talking about with Sakaar and ladies and be like, how do you score this?
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You guys are talking all sorts of fucking common sense, dude.
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Dominic Cruz, well, I don't want to say that, but he says so fucking hot.
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Yeah, show that to Brendan, but tell him to shut the fuck up about it.
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I'm not doing a show in New York because I'm going to do Madison Square Garden afterwards.
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I'm going to do Madison Square Garden in 2020. Wait a minute.
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You're doing Madison Square Garden stand-up by yourself.
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That's November 2nd, so you're not going to do one before then.
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I'll get you guys seats ringside, and the night before, we just do a talking shit podcast about the fight card.
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Wait a minute, there's going to be a UFC and you're going to do Madison Square Garden?
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I'm doing Madison Square Garden a couple months later.
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So it's like November is when the UFC is there.
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I'm not doing a show there until 2020. What show is Madison Square Garden?
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We did a fight companion preview, get drunk, talk shit in my hotel room on November 2nd.
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Oh my goodness, that's going to be a big fight.
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Whitaker versus Stylebender is my big fight for the year, I think.
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They tried to get me to fly over there for this one, too.
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But Stylebender versus Whitaker is the fight, man.
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California's like, hey man, you're cutting too much fucking weight.
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40,000 tickets already sold in Australia for Whittaker versus Adesanya.
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Women hold the attendance record for MMA. In Australia, yeah.
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I don't think she wanted to, you know, to keep doing it.
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I just think making money off wrestling is better.
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I think when she came back and fought Amanda and then Amanda knocked her out, that must have really fucked her up mentally.
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So I'm thinking that Ronda feels a little bit better about that Amanda fight.
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She got knocked out by Holly before that, though.
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Yeah, but then Amanda just knocked out Holly with a fucking head kick.
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If the fight's on the ground, you gotta give it to Ronda.
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I'm just saying, if she just focused on her judo and her arm bars and didn't try to be a striker...
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I think she would have to separate and move to a real camp.
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She would have to train with real trainers, like a real group of killers, grappling trainers, wrestling trainers.
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Make sure she's got the best sparring partners and more importantly.
00:29:12.000
She's killing it in WWE. She wants to have kids.
00:29:17.000
Watching Stipe just knock out DC was crazy, dude.
00:29:26.000
How much money is Ronda making in the WWE? Millions.
00:29:36.000
So why the fuck would you risk all that and go back to UFC? What do you think about Cain Velasquez?
00:29:45.000
Dude, he puts that mask on and with the Mexican lucha, leave it a fucking crew.
00:29:55.000
Catching people with his legs and throwing them.
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How can he do all that shit with a fucked up back?
00:30:02.000
Or does he have a fucked up, you know, he's just over it and like, I'm going to go put this mask on and get paid not to get punched in the face.
00:30:08.000
I think there's a big difference between a flip that you orchestrate yourself versus someone fucking picking you up and slamming you on the ground and training and, you know, wrestling with DC. How crazy is it that people are into fake fighting?
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And if you talk shit about it, they come at you in droves.
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But look, Tony Hinchcliffe, who I love to death, that fucking kid lives for it.
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They might as well make movies and TV shows while they're at it.
00:30:52.000
It falls into other shit like video games, cartoons, comic books, nerd culture.
00:30:58.000
It's like stuff that you enjoyed when you were a kid and these guys embrace it deep into adulthood.
00:31:19.000
No, these are wrestlers who are starring in movies.
00:31:35.000
Oh, Fighting With Family with The Rock, I heard is decent.
00:31:52.000
Hey, real quick, though, those were terrible movies.
00:31:59.000
We've got to do a fight commandment where we watch one of those movies.
00:32:30.000
If I had to bet everything I have put all in on his own, has he ever put pumps on?
00:32:43.000
You gotta respect transgenders a thousand percent.
00:32:54.000
If you keep wearing makeup and wigs after 60...
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Like, Christy Brinkley's over 60. She's still wearing makeup.
00:33:07.000
If you're transgender and you're over 60, you should probably dress like old ladies, right?
00:33:30.000
Elizabeth Hurley's Instagram is goddamn hilarious.
00:33:40.000
I'm 52. She's like 54 or 55. That was Bill Clinton's girl.
00:33:46.000
Every picture of her is her in her underwear on her Instagram.
00:33:53.000
I think what she does is eat, go to the gym, and take pictures in her underwear.
00:34:00.000
Look, she's letting everybody know, like, while she's still got this body, she's putting that motherfucker front and center on display.
00:34:17.000
If you saw her at a club, you'd think that's a 35-year-old smoking shit.
00:34:37.000
Dude, when you got that kind of Elizabeth Hurley cash, the picture right there with her in the bikini on the floaty thing.
00:34:58.000
A woman like her with massive amounts of resources and she can go to all the best doctors, hormone replacement, all the best...
00:35:51.000
They're starting to develop cancer in the same areas where some women are getting breast cancer from implants.
00:36:03.000
Or are they doing the Brazilian butt lift, which is fat?
00:36:09.000
Your body doesn't want foreign substances in its body.
00:36:11.000
If you put something in your body, a piece of plastic, and then your body has to go, why is it here?
00:36:17.000
And your body starts to fight it and reject it, and then you develop scar tissue around it.
00:36:21.000
That's why a lot of older ladies that have got boob jobs, if you hug them, it feels like they've got two basketballs in their chest.
00:37:01.000
So you got a good picture of Christy Brinkley's ass?
00:37:11.000
Unless she's doing squats every other day at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado, it ain't happening.
00:37:16.000
I'm telling you, man, you guys are hating on implants, but there's the Brazilian butt lift, which isn't implants.
00:37:26.000
If you've got to fucking put something in your ass to make it round, that means you've never worked out.
00:37:34.000
But that doesn't work on some girls because they don't have enough fat for it, so what they do is they put plastic in there.
00:37:43.000
I would rather marry a chick with a flat ass than marry a chick with ass implants.
00:38:05.000
Who do you think was the first guy to fuck a girl doggy style?
00:38:44.000
The thing about Blades is like Ngannou's beat him twice the last time he stopped him.
00:38:51.000
I feel like a guy like him is in this spot where it's like, can he ever beat Ngannou?
00:39:26.000
Rumble Johnson, I think, was high up there, too.
00:39:36.000
I don't want him to fight someone like Francis in the first fight back.
00:39:44.000
He just posted a video that said, first time hitting pads in two years.
00:39:49.000
Alright, yeah, don't give him Francis right away.
00:39:52.000
I have a feeling like he was itching, and then he did a grappling match against Craig Jones.
00:40:06.000
I also think maybe retired life, maybe, and then the bare knuckle, he was like an ambassador for bare knuckle, and maybe just retired.
00:40:16.000
He's involved somehow or another in some legal marijuana enterprise.
00:40:24.000
And when people retire, like in boxing, when people retire, they are like, I got enough money.
00:40:33.000
And you're like, damn, I'm running out of fucking money.
00:40:45.000
Fighting for one FC. Are they going to drug test him at all?
00:40:58.000
Man, there's no way Dana's going to give Curtis a title fight.
00:41:08.000
I mean, the only way he's getting a title fight is if Francis wins the title and nobody wants to fight Francis.
00:41:32.000
I don't know if they stopped the fight or that.
00:41:36.000
It's going to go on to the second round, I bet.
00:41:43.000
Dude, all these Russians have terrible haircuts, right?
00:42:01.000
That guy is the hairiest man on the face of the planet.
00:42:05.000
He's one of the beastliest grapplers on the planet.
00:42:10.000
Rustem picks people up and throws them across the fucking room all the time.
00:42:18.000
Is he doing MMA? He does MMA, but I don't know exactly what he's doing.
00:42:23.000
He's fought in EBI. He got to the finals and lost to Gordon Ryan in overtime.
00:42:28.000
So he got to the finals with Gordon, lost in overtime.
00:42:36.000
He's literally the hairiest man you're ever going to see in your life.
00:43:00.000
Yeah, he's just trying to get to that same position again.
00:43:02.000
Once he realized he could hold that guy down and beat the fuck out of him.
00:43:07.000
Be interested to see how Stipe deals with the straight wrestling.
00:43:45.000
How many MMA guys have gotten into combat jiu-jitsu?
00:43:54.000
Most, I would say 98% of the guys that do combat jiu-jitsu have MMA experience.
00:44:03.000
They don't want to have anything to do with combat jiu-jitsu.
00:44:08.000
99% of the guys that I have all have MMA experience.
00:44:15.000
He was, when we did EBI 17, it was the first 16-man combat jiu-jitsu tournament we did.
00:44:22.000
And I think he got taken out in the first round.
00:44:28.000
The next combat jiu-jitsu is November 24th in Mexico.
00:44:33.000
John Thor Blank, he won that tournament that Josh Neer did.
00:44:51.000
Josh Neer is like one of the forgotten pioneers.
00:44:56.000
Like, when was the last time you fought MMA, though?
00:45:08.000
Did you guys see the last Combat Jiu-Jitsu show?
00:45:11.000
Oh, dude, you got to go get on UFC Fight Pass and watch the last one, dude.
00:45:20.000
It's a great step for guys who are thinking about fighting in MMA to go from jiu-jitsu, MMA, or jiu-jitsu, combat jiu-jitsu.
00:45:31.000
You could look at it as if you're planning on...
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If you're transitioning into MMA and you're a grappler, it's a great sport.
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Or if you're done with MMA and it's too brutal but you still want to compete, that's another way to look at it.
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I look at it as just the most gangster form of jiu-jitsu.
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Like when you just look at jiu-jitsu, forget about MMA. You just look at jiu-jitsu and all the different formats.
00:46:04.000
Grapplers don't want to have anything to do with combat jiu-jitsu.
00:46:07.000
It's all guys from MMA. I was going to say, out of all the guys in MMA in the heavyweight division, does Curtis Blades have the best ground and pound?
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No, he just got, you know, he came back and got starched.
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He said right now he's focused on the Nacho Libre stuff, and then he's gonna...
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Was Curtis Blades trying to take him down the whole fight?
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And then the second fight, he got starched right away.
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But I think based on his experience in those fights with Francis, that he realizes, you know what?
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I got to take people down and smash them on the ground.
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It's just hard when a guy stopped you a couple times in a row, you know?
00:47:58.000
When people say you're short, I'm like, damn, I'm Joe Rogan sign.
00:48:09.000
I swear to God, I went to the doctor and I fucking had a physical and they measured like 5'9".
00:48:23.000
You know, before my back surgery, the pain came from inflammation.
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So I had no disc and my bones were rubbing together.
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So what ends up happening, there's a problem there in my back.
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It inflames the whole lower back just so it's like sore.
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So I was living life with just a stiff frozen back all the time.
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So now there's a titanium disc in between the two vertebrae.
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But my body is still, you know, because I'm rolling now and I don't think I'm supposed to, but I got to fucking lose weight.
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My doctor told me, he doesn't know anything about jiu-jitsu.
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And he said, he goes, okay, what are you doing exactly in this jiu-jitsu thing?
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He goes, are people picking you up and slamming you?
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They're not picking me up because I'm always pulling guard.
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I didn't want to explain that to him because he didn't know what pulling guard is.
00:49:29.000
But you're not like twisting or anything, are you?
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So he goes, as long as you don't twist, you don't want to do anything.
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You don't want to go to the gym and twist your back at all.
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They go, we don't want any compression going on in your spine at all, and no twisting.
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What's happening is I'm rolling and my back feels the same like before surgery.
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So my body's going, something's wrong with your back.
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What do you think would happen if you got like Regenikine down there or anything?
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This is the fight I'm looking forward to almost as much as the main event.
00:50:50.000
He said if you see him go with Khabib, he said that motherfucker is the future champion.
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I've heard he's an absolute monster in the gym.
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I don't really know that much about Davi Ramos' stand-up skills, but if the fight gets on the ground, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's going to be over quick.
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I don't think it's going to be that easy, though.
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Davi Ramos has won decisions against guys who are not as good as Islam.
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He's a combat sports world champion, so he's versed in grappling.
00:51:46.000
But I just wanted to say that I'm a giant fan of Davi Ramos' jiu-jitsu.
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Yeah, so see, he's got one decision against Austin Hubbard in his last fight.
00:52:02.000
Yeah, but Sergio Marais is another nasty fucking jiu-jitsu fighter.
00:52:09.000
Sergio's fighting at 185. Is he fighting at 185 or 170 now?
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No, 170. But he fought at 85. This is losses were decisions.
00:52:17.000
In the finals of the Ultimate Fighter Brazil, he fought 85 against Mutante.
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Cesar Ferreira, that was 85. And they fought 70 Neil Magny.
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All I'm saying is he's won a bunch of submissions, but he's submissioned Nick Piedmont.
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He decisioned this Austin Hubbard character in his last fight.
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So, I don't know if he's gonna submit him quick.
00:52:57.000
I think Makachev's the best fighter he's fought.
00:53:11.000
Because Victor had the same surgery as you, right?
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You'd be surprised that when I went to have back surgery, my doctor showed me x-rays of all these different backs.
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They've never done anything athletically their whole life.
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I think he's the biggest favorite on the card besides Khabib.
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If you talk to anyone who's in, like, the circles, he's, like, the next.
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Once you say something, you stick with that for life.
00:54:13.000
He said he was gonna be down at 11, but he's probably at a wine shop right now, picking up vintagos.
00:54:18.000
When they say you're done at 11 when you're filming a TV show, you're done at 1 in the morning.
00:54:26.000
What was the difference between Victor's back and your back?
00:54:30.000
You had to qualify physically for disc replacement.
00:54:37.000
If you don't qualify for disc replacement, your bones got to be a certain way, then they just fuse it.
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Then they just fucking put like a metal cage in your spine and just fucking screw it all together.
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My doctor said, dude, you're barely qualifying for disc replacement.
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I decided whether I was going to go fusion or disc right before they put me out.
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I was on the borderline and I decided to go with disc replacement.
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If you're not qualified physically and you go ahead and do it, shit could fall apart.
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Like if your vertebrae are like horizontal, then you're good.
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But if you're like this, if your vertebrae, some people are like, they're like, no, we got to fuse that motherfucker because it's slipping off your shit.
00:55:50.000
Oh, so it's so cockeyed that it's like poking into the side of your body?
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Simplified, it's just if you're horizontal and there's something that it's laying on, it's good.
00:56:07.000
But the problem with it, if you get fusion in five years, you've got to fuse the vertebrae on top of it.
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And then five years later, you've got to fuse the other one, so your back's just going to be one metal pipe.
00:56:17.000
I know a girl, she used to work at the comedy store, her whole back's fused.
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Once you go fusion, every five years, you've got to get more.
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It was like she had a pole from her head all the way to her butt.
00:56:37.000
But other than my back, dude, I had shoulder surgery and knee surgery, and those motherfuckers aren't 100% either.
00:56:42.000
I think at 50, when you're 50, I don't think you ever recover 100%.
00:56:55.000
I guarantee you if you did that, that fixed that shoulder.
00:57:15.000
Sort of like an elliptical machine, but you're actually doing it as a runner.
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I mix it up with the air runner, which is a runner that you push yourself.
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I'm doing the exact same routine I did for the metamorphosis fight.
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Trying to lose weight, trying to get my cardio together, dude.
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What about using like a reverse hyper and using all these different things to strengthen up your back?
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My guy's a minus 400. Look, Davi Ramos can win this fight.
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I mean, he's not like a helpless guy on his feet.
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I just think that Makachev is by far the most complete fighter he's ever faced.
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Well, that last guy, Armand Saryukian, that guy that he beat is a really young kid.
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You talk to anyone around AKA, though, they'll tell you.
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Dude, I've called some of his fights before, man.
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To me, this is the best fight besides the main event.
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When I found out this was signed, I was like, oh, yes.
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Yeah, like is Buchecha or like Cyborg, are those guys still doing the damn thing?
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Yep, he just competed in some new quintet type event.
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Dude, his leg was ripped apart just like four months ago.
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Right, has there ever been a better time for grappling?
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Yes, he's not doing MMA. He's one of the best, too.
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Dude, we got a lot of bad motherfuckers at 10th Planet.
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There was just a super brown belt absolute tournament yesterday with all the best brown belts from around the world.
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And in the finals, both guys were 10th Planet guys.
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Dude, you know who nobody wants to fuck with and you don't hear much about him because he just steamrolls everyone?
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He looks like an accountant, but no one wants to fuck with him.
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His manager's trying to get him on the podcast.
01:01:35.000
Ryan Hall reminds me a lot of Fabricio Verdun in the sense that a lot of jujitsu guys, a lot of high-level jujitsu guys, when they make the transition to MMA, it's going to take a while to get your striking together.
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So a lot of guys come in and it's just too rough and the striking, they're just too far behind.
01:01:56.000
So they just say, you know what, fuck it, I'm going to dip out and focus on jujitsu.
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There's plenty of money in running jujitsu schools.
01:02:06.000
You remember when Fabrizio Verdun, when he first started?
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He wasn't that great of an MMA fighter, but he stuck it out.
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And then little by little, dude, his striking becomes legit.
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But that's why he's so good, because his striking is good.
01:02:30.000
They can't get close to Ryan Hall, because he'll throw head kicks at you.
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And he's throwing shit, and he's staying on the outside.
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He could have easily quit MMA, and just said, fuck it, I'm running my jiu-jitsu school, and made 50k a month.
01:02:46.000
He stuck it out, and now what's happening, you're seeing the rise of Ryan Hall right now.
01:02:55.000
Yeah, because he doesn't need to take you down.
01:02:58.000
Davi Ramos just clipped Islam with a big right hand.
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If you look at his record, what he's done, top five.
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Before his last few fights, I would have put him at number one.
01:03:15.000
When he beat Cain Velasquez, you've got to think, okay, here's a guy who beat Fedor, Noguera, and Cain Velasquez, three of the greatest of all time, submitted all of them.
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I mean, how do you not have that guy number one?
01:03:29.000
And people forget, too, when he fought Travis Brown on Fox, it was like the third or fourth big Fox fight, that was Travis Brown in his prime.
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I think Travis ranked like three in the world, and Verdun dismantled him.
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Because when he first started Fabrice Verdum, his striking was like, oh shit, I got to get this fight to the ground.
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Remember when Junior KO'd him with an uppercut?
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Junior was an assassin when he was first fighting.
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Another guy who didn't give up and he keeps pushing.
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And little by little, that striking's getting deadly.
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Dude, Vinny Magalhães pulled guard twice in the same night with two victories in that PFL. Vinny's a freak, man.
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Dude, he pulled guard twice in one night and got two victories.
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And little by little, he's fucking knocking dudes out with head kicks.
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And I always tell him, I go, dude, once you conquer your cardio problem, you're going to be fucking hard to deal with for anybody.
01:05:52.000
That was a good left hand of the body by Makachev.
01:05:58.000
He's been throwing them all to the head, and Dobby put his hands up and he went right to the ribcage.
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No, I'd love for it to go to the ground, though.
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No, I mean, both guys have tried, too, which is interesting, that Makachev tried to bring it to the ground.
01:06:25.000
Is it just Anik and Dominic Cruz doing the company?
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Did he catch him or was he going for a takedown?
01:07:14.000
She caught her with a right hand, hurt her, and then finished her off.
01:07:25.000
I was like, oh, Andrade's going to steamroll her.
01:07:33.000
Did people get mad at you when you were talking shit about the strawweight division?
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It's like a lifestyle show, and then I'm like, oh, there's fights this weekend.
01:07:52.000
I mean, Davi's the one who's constantly moving forward here, and he's trying to counter and throw these explosive bombs, but Islam is using good footwork and good movement.
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He's throwing that jab and then the big right hand, but Makachev's moving just enough away.
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That's like fight IQ, and he's popping that jab at him.
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And he's only 27. That's the other thing about Makachev.
01:08:26.000
Dude, that's why I think in the main event with Khabib, you know how Khabib will fuck around a little bit and play the ego game and strike with you?
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So I think you can get a full onslaught of Khabib grappling.
01:09:00.000
Look at C. Davi, he's swinging these punches, but his entry is short.
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32. So Islam's 27, Davi's 32. He's just like, in his entry, it's a lot of these guys, particularly like jiu-jitsu guys, even if they develop power, they don't necessarily spend a lot of time on footwork.
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Footwork is so crucial for your ability to move in and move out.
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One of the interesting things about watching a guy with really good footwork is you can see his opponent doesn't necessarily know how he caught him with that left hand.
01:10:03.000
Dude, it dropped him and then he went for a takedown.
01:10:18.000
But look, it's becoming more of a striking fight.
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I can't understand why they don't have better AC. Dude, they should have like those misters that they have at like Universal Studios.
01:10:43.000
Nobody wants to see that shit on the ground anyways.
01:11:03.000
That's that combat thombo ground and pound, son.
01:11:21.000
Let's see if Davi can pull something off, though.
01:11:23.000
How many of these guys, traditional jiu-jitsu guys, are embracing rubber guard?
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How many of them have come to you to try to learn some of this stuff because of the fact...
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It's like the best thing to do when you're in a position where someone's really greasy.
01:11:40.000
And, you know, still it helps if they're greasy.
01:11:51.000
Yeah, if you're still doubting if Rubber Guard is legit, go to the Instagram, Rubber Guard Assassins.
01:11:56.000
Go to that, and then just look at those clips, and then tell me if it's legit or something.
01:12:01.000
That's a dope Instagram page, Rubber Guard Assassins.
01:12:07.000
That's one of my spots I go to every day to see what's up.
01:12:13.000
Callan's at the cheese store right now, sniffing.
01:12:35.000
You know, when Valentina Shevchenko head kicked Jessica Ai, dude, she was down and out for so long, and her legs were doing this little twitching thing, like this here.
01:12:48.000
That girl, Valentina Shevchenko, you know, I was talking to Gaston Bolanos.
01:12:53.000
He came backstage to my show in San Francisco, and we were talking, and he said something that I totally agree with.
01:12:58.000
He said she might have one of the highest IQs, fight IQs, in any division.
01:13:22.000
He needs to get that elbow in before he goes for an elbow.
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He's known for strangling people and arm bars and shit.
01:13:34.000
His top game's super high level, but I haven't really seen him fight off his back.
01:13:53.000
Setting him up for the Kimura on the right arm, but going for the armbar on the left.
01:13:56.000
Hey, Joe, has Don McCruz talked to you about coming back and fighting?
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Yeah, and they're talking a lot of shit to each other.
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The only problem with that is, like, what if someone gets injured?
01:14:20.000
See, this is interesting right here, because Davi has control of his leg.
01:14:31.000
Well, this is why you realize why Islam is a 400 once hit.
01:15:02.000
Dude, Dead Orchard is the most common submission in Jiu Jitsu, a submission from your back.
01:15:14.000
There's more Dead Orchard arm bars than any other kind of arm bar from the garden, any kind of style of grappling.
01:15:22.000
There's Dead Orchard arm bars going on all day everywhere around the world.
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There's an Instagram called Dead Orchard Society.
01:15:32.000
And you don't see like regular traditional arm bars anywhere these days.
01:15:36.000
When was the last time you seen an arm bar from the guard in Abu Dhabi?
01:15:41.000
Shondi Ribeiro, he's got a good close guard arm bar, and Crone Gracie.
01:15:55.000
It's amazing when one guy finds a move that's so effective.
01:16:30.000
Dude, I got killers all over the goddamn world every day I wake up.
01:17:04.000
Ralph was, before the whole leg lock revolution, Ralph and Victor and Amir, they were all training with CSW and Josh Barnett and Eric Paulson.
01:17:24.000
The last time Victor caught me, he caught me with a heel hook.
01:17:30.000
And then when the leg lock revolution busted out, I realized, shit, I'm not doing enough leg locks.
01:17:37.000
We were heel hooking all the goddamn time in Tenth Planet.
01:17:39.000
But then once EBI took off, I realized, oh shit, I'm not doing enough leg locks.
01:18:04.000
How come you're so aggressive about not paying?
01:18:11.000
Let me go back to your back since this is over already because I'm very curious about this.
01:18:15.000
Has anybody ever gotten that disc replacement thing and then gone into athletics?
01:18:32.000
When you're teaching jujitsu, when you're teaching and you're not rolling, there's a big difference, man.
01:18:40.000
Because if you're not rolling, there's so much shit that you forget.
01:18:46.000
When you roll, every time I'm rolling, even when it's like little blue belts and stuff, I'm like, oh, I remember that little transition.
01:18:58.000
Because if you're not rolling, dude, it's like if you're teaching and you're not rolling, all your experience is just like plateaued.
01:19:08.000
It's so hard to evolve and progress if you're not rolling.
01:19:13.000
Man, I'm just trying to roll just to keep my teaching evolving.
01:19:19.000
Once you stop rolling, dude, you're frozen in time.
01:19:31.000
Physically, I'm probably not supposed to be rolling, but a couple times a week, like twice a week I roll.
01:19:40.000
Have you had your back looked at since you said that it's in pain?
01:19:51.000
Right now, when it hurts is if I stand for too long.
01:19:55.000
Remember back in the day at the Comedy Store when I would stand?
01:19:58.000
And Joe would go, oh, he's sitting down somewhere.
01:20:15.000
I can't stand in one spot for more than 15-20 minutes without my back freezing up.
01:20:22.000
So when I'm teaching now, I'm teaching, and if I'm just standing around teaching, within a half an hour, I've got to sit down and start stretching my hamstrings.
01:20:34.000
If you strengthen all those muscles, like significantly strengthen all those muscles in your back.
01:20:38.000
Listen, man, this place is open to you anytime you want to use it.
01:20:49.000
I understand, but some of that can be mitigated by these machines.
01:20:56.000
Anytime you want to use a sauna here, go sit in that sauna.
01:21:01.000
You know what helps the most is when I jump in a pool and I swim.
01:21:13.000
When I'm doing sprints and I'm dead tired and I'm out at the pool, I'm in a fucking pool and I'm automatically being cooled off in a pool.
01:21:25.000
Did you see that football player who went in the cryo chamber and didn't wear the booties?
01:21:30.000
Yeah, we were talking about that right before the podcast.
01:21:35.000
He got cut today because he's an asshole, but he's the best player in the game.
01:21:46.000
The best catch of all time, the best catch in NFL history was by who?
01:21:55.000
Odell Beckham, when he goes back with one hand in the end zone like this.
01:22:05.000
Bring a jumper in case he gets cold inside in the van here.
01:22:09.000
Is that really what they said during the UFC fan experience?
01:22:13.000
Yeah, I think they made this arena specifically for UFC events.
01:22:17.000
They're going to take someone and drag them into the woods with a camel.
01:22:27.000
Do you know Abu Dhabi, they make it rain there once a year?
01:22:40.000
Dubai has a crazy island that's shaped like the world.
01:22:47.000
But it's like each one of them represents the different continents.
01:22:54.000
Like the sand, like the water's taking them away.
01:23:04.000
Did you hear people were criticizing Tyler Perry?
01:23:07.000
Because Tyler Perry sent a bunch of resources down to the Bahamas, a bunch of supplies, but he did it in his private jet.
01:23:16.000
And people were like, you know, that's the height of celebrity ignorance.
01:23:19.000
You're using a private jet and it's contributing to global warming.
01:23:23.000
I'm like, how the fuck do you think that they're going to get these things down there?
01:23:30.000
Listen, Eve Edwards, UFC legend Eve Edwards, he's from the Bahamas.
01:23:36.000
And he's trying to rally as many people as possible to help.
01:23:56.000
Dude, have you seen the drone footage of that island, that Abaco Island?
01:24:01.000
Dude, it looks like a bomb got dropped on that motherfucker.
01:24:13.000
But it was on the way to Alabama, according to Trump.
01:24:17.000
Where Trump drew, like, they told Trump, Trump said it's on the way to Alabama, and they're like, no it's not.
01:24:22.000
So he shows a map of the hurricane, and then with a sharpie, he had drawn a line, like, headed towards Alabama.
01:24:31.000
And they're like, what the fuck are you talking about?
01:24:34.000
Dude, people were watching, looking at the picture, like Kyle Kalinske had it up on his Instagram, howling, howling at this.
01:24:45.000
But, Jamie, didn't you say it may or may not be, like, against the law, what he did?
01:24:51.000
It's, like, against the law to alter a federal forecast or something like that?
01:25:02.000
What is that on CNN? They're talking shit on Trump?
01:25:05.000
I know on CNN they're all over Trump for that shit.
01:25:10.000
They need to shut the fuck up at CNN. Fox News is making fun of it too, dude.
01:25:17.000
No, look, Eddie, everyone was making fun of it.
01:25:25.000
The forecasters did not say it was going to Alabama.
01:25:29.000
So he took a piece of paper with the forecast and drew an extra little line, a little loop, headed towards Alabama.
01:25:48.000
How does he not have people around like, dog, they ain't gonna fly, man.
01:25:52.000
The people around him will not deny that he did it.
01:26:09.000
Conspiracy theory is so crazy and the Epstein and all that shit.
01:26:16.000
With Epstein happening, dude, you guys got to be open to fucking everything.
01:26:40.000
Trump trying to fucking save this country and the fucking crazy left is trying to fucking...
01:26:53.000
This is a simplified narrative, but I see what you're saying.
01:27:09.000
Yeah, I don't know why anybody would wear shorts that are loose because it gives someone an opportunity to grab them.
01:27:19.000
Why would loose shorts mean you could grab them?
01:27:27.000
I mean, if someone grabs tights, they literally- I'll grab motherfucking tights.
01:27:37.000
There was like a big fucking- It was some bullshit-ass legal shit going on with that.
01:27:42.000
Because I was wearing pants, and Hoyler was wearing tights.
01:27:46.000
They said, since you're wearing pants, Hoyler can grab them- And I said, okay, if he could grab my pants, I'm gonna grab his shorts.
01:28:02.000
Hey, Jamie, can you bring up Barbosa's last few fights?
01:28:06.000
It doesn't make any sense that I was in the middle of all that shit.
01:28:09.000
They were doing everything to try to get you to lose.
01:28:10.000
Dude, it was some crazy shit where I had to go at the very end.
01:28:14.000
I'd go, okay, you could grab my motherfucking pants and I won't grab your fucking shorts.
01:28:22.000
Because I was trying to make it legal for him to grab my pants because they weren't form-fitting, but I couldn't grab his shorts because they were form-fitting.
01:28:38.000
I was watching you wrench his knee sideways, and I was just going...
01:28:41.000
I was thinking he's going to tap any second now, and it's going...
01:29:21.000
Yeah, because his last fight, he knocked out Dan Hooker, right?
01:29:34.000
Someone fucked with Wikipedia and got us to say it.
01:29:49.000
That was literally like he was moving through time.
01:30:06.000
Feld is going to be fine, though, as a commentator.
01:30:14.000
And he's got a fucking chin like a piece of rock.
01:30:30.000
Probably saying people that hated Dave Chappelle's comedy special.
01:30:46.000
The critics put it on Rotten Tomatoes, and Rotten Tomatoes only let five critics judge it, and they gave it a 0%.
01:30:52.000
They didn't have it open to the public, and people were furious.
01:31:09.000
That low calf kick, and then Felder brings it back.
01:31:18.000
Felder just touched him with, oh, there's that switch kick.
01:31:21.000
These boys ain't trying to go to the judges, are they?
01:31:24.000
That switch kick that Barboza throws is the best in the game.
01:31:30.000
Dude, Barboza's tan is way better than Felder's.
01:31:37.000
Felder's putting that fucking pressure on him, huh?
01:31:49.000
Were they ever on the ground in their first fight?
01:32:11.000
Well, Dominic Cruz said it's 120. Oh, there's blood.
01:32:27.000
The ring looks like a goddamn NASCAR. Oh, in the ring.
01:32:46.000
Felder is bound and determined to get this back.
01:32:49.000
And after he got KO'd by Gaethje, he thinks that Barboza is ripe for the picking, I think.
01:33:01.000
He stepped right to him and pounded his face with a right hand.
01:33:08.000
Okay, so Felder's cut, and it looks like he's cut on the forehead.
01:33:26.000
Yeah, but the way he checked it, the shin slammed right into the thick, heavy part of the bone below the knee.
01:33:33.000
That's where Chris Weidman broke Anderson Silva's leg.
01:33:37.000
Dude, that's a disadvantage of having a skin color like Bill Burr.
01:33:55.000
So he's checking the cut because it's coming into his eyes.
01:34:11.000
But I don't understand why he took that little break down.
01:34:14.000
He wanted to let everybody know that it was a headbutt.
01:34:20.000
But he was motioning to check, to say something.
01:34:28.000
I'm telling you if Felder can land that fucking left, man.
01:34:33.000
Well, Barboza is almost purely a stand-up fighter.
01:34:37.000
When you're almost purely a stand-up fighter, so is Felder, and you've had a few knockouts.
01:35:04.000
Who's got a better wheel kick than that motherfucker?
01:35:09.000
That was the first ever wheel kick KO in the UFC. He's got the best switch kick for sure.
01:35:16.000
Even in Muay Thai, I've never seen someone with a faster switch kick.
01:35:22.000
You ever see when Mark Henry's holding pads for him and he hits that switch kick?
01:35:38.000
Yeah, Felder's in an interesting situation because he's a fucking dangerous guy for sure.
01:35:48.000
And if he can't, is he going to eventually just step back and just commentate?
01:35:54.000
I would imagine if, let's say he gets KO'd in this, I would imagine it goes through his head.
01:36:04.000
I don't like the way he wobbled after Felder checked that kick.
01:36:07.000
I think Barboza's right leg's in a little bit of trouble.
01:36:15.000
He threw a kick and Felder checked it perfectly and Barboza had that little, oh fuck, I hurt my shin wobble.
01:36:21.000
And now he hasn't thrown it and he's moving away.
01:36:28.000
Seasoned Muay Thai professional fighters, can they still get their leg kick checked and it hurts?
01:36:42.000
You can't get to the point where it doesn't hurt no more?
01:36:53.000
So even seasoned Muay Thai fighters will still feel pain in their shin if it gets caught wrong?
01:36:59.000
Most of it they feel on the outside of the shin.
01:37:01.000
The bone in the shin gets what's called calcified, right?
01:37:04.000
So you have these micro-fractures that are happening all over your shin as you're clashing shins and hitting heavy bags and hitting sandbags and all that shit gets dead.
01:37:12.000
But what doesn't get dead is all the shit around it.
01:37:20.000
I always thought, is there a point where your leg just doesn't feel shit?
01:37:29.000
Particularly like Ernesto Hoost, he used to target right above the knee.
01:37:33.000
So no matter how much experience you have, if you get hit in the right spot, it hurts.
01:37:40.000
Yeah, like Marboza, such a fucking leg kick asaurus.
01:37:50.000
And every time he checks it, Barbosa's going to step back because you can snap your fucking shin.
01:38:10.000
I think if you're going to beat Barboza like the way Gaethje did it, you've got to literally throw yourself into the fire.
01:38:24.000
Well, if you do sit here and play this game, you've got to do it the way Gaethje does.
01:38:28.000
He runs into the fire like he's made out of asbestos.
01:38:35.000
You can't sit on the outside and trade with him.
01:38:49.000
Paul's lighting him up with some elbows down there.
01:38:51.000
And Felder's double grape fighting him up from the bottom.
01:39:30.000
You want some whiskey, B? You want a little whiskey?
01:39:48.000
I have 29. Dude, I have a sheen and tight skin, dude.
01:40:00.000
I'm going to say a lot of stuff that, you know, just general shit.
01:40:05.000
I'm telling you, that elbow from the bottom fucked him up, man.
01:40:18.000
Dude, look at the mouth behind his fucking ear.
01:40:29.000
I remember I was at the cage side of the first fight, and he had such red welts on his body.
01:40:40.000
I can't remember, but I could hear it go whack.
01:40:45.000
How weird is it that all this This blood starts spilling when a savage walks in the room.
01:41:16.000
White people are going crazy all over the world right now.
01:41:35.000
This whiskey is like, you can drink it straight.
01:41:41.000
He ate that because he went like this with his arm in a stiff way.
01:41:46.000
Yeah, and he's trying to hit him with an elbow now.
01:42:03.000
Felder Theater Major, for those of you guys wondering.
01:42:11.000
People get twisted that they think Barboza has horrible takedown defense.
01:42:16.000
Do you think those guys in the white get mad if blood gets on them?
01:42:27.000
I guarantee there's some money in that group right there.
01:42:33.000
Is there a hundred different places for a guy to be a prince?
01:42:45.000
Hey, Barboza's with ATT? When did that switch take place?
01:42:59.000
I think it had to do with something about also being able to travel back and forth easily to Brazil.
01:43:03.000
Who is the guy in this corner, the guy with the tattoos?
01:43:36.000
Sorry about my makeup, and I'm feeling a little emotional.
01:44:02.000
Brian, apparently this is a new arena, and it's hot as hell.
01:44:05.000
They're saying that it's more than 120 degrees inside the arena, or it feels like it's 120 degrees.
01:44:12.000
I commentated for Pride in the year 2000. And we were in some Tokyo stadium and it was so fucking hot and humid.
01:44:23.000
I wouldn't take the jacket off because I was completely drenched on the inside.
01:44:29.000
They said, dude, you got to take your jacket off.
01:44:30.000
I'm like, dude, you don't want to see what's under this.
01:44:52.000
The legend goes in Saudi Arabia and Bahrain, places like this, at certain times of the year you can fry an egg on the pavement.
01:45:26.000
I'm not interested in getting all the way over there.
01:45:36.000
Imagine when the fight's over and I'm like, oh my god.
01:45:45.000
He should throw the same thing with a wheel kick.
01:45:48.000
The flight sucks and it sucks getting there and it sucks when your body is so confused.
01:46:03.000
Barbosa's clipped him with some shots, for sure.
01:46:05.000
What if Dana said, okay, we'll fly you to Abu Dhabi on a private jet with a king-size bed?
01:46:20.000
Some fighters can take just full shots, full back kicks, and just keep coming.
01:46:26.000
Well, it depends on how it lands, man, and who's throwing it.
01:46:30.000
If it lands correctly, you ain't coming forward.
01:46:49.000
I'm telling you, that left hook's going to connect for Felder.
01:46:54.000
They better give this fight to Felder just because...
01:47:12.000
Based on white privilege, I'll give it to Melder.
01:47:16.000
Tim Meadows told me that him and Chris Farley used to play this, they'd do this bit where they pretended they were detectives and Chris Farley would be like, oh man, what do you think happened?
01:47:27.000
And Chris Farley would go, take your pants off, let me fuck your ass.
01:47:33.000
And he goes, because this is how we're going to figure out what happened.
01:48:03.000
You gave me a thing, and I was like, so round and muscular.
01:48:16.000
Do you guys know that during, you know, when you guys start fucking during that bit, we're like...
01:48:23.000
When I used to DJ at a strip club, at strip clubs, dude, there was a part, there was a song by Enigma that was a super sexy, spiritual, atmospheric song.
01:48:45.000
So when I'm at the strip club, and I'm playing this Enigma song, right, and there's this, it's like a Mia Culpa, very popular Enigma song.
01:48:55.000
It's like spiritual, and there's all these Gregorian chants, and it's so spiritual and sexy, and then the music drops out, and it's silent, and you hear a girl go, ah, ah.
01:49:13.000
Every time I got to that part, every time it never failed, I'd always mix in you and fucking Brian Cowen in the ass.
01:49:33.000
But the manager loved it so much, he would tell the strippers, you shut the fuck up!
01:49:42.000
I'd mix in you two fucking with Enigma, Mia Culpa.
01:49:56.000
I did an album on Warner Brothers in 99. Back in the Dizze, 20 years ago.
01:50:29.000
I'm doing these big arenas and shit, and it's all great.
01:50:39.000
Instead of saying, oh, I've got to do an hour special within...
01:50:43.000
It's been almost one year since my last special dropped.
01:50:49.000
And so I think I'm going to wait another year before I even think about it.
01:50:58.000
But when I was talking to Jessel Neck, I was talking to Jessel Neck about his special.
01:51:25.000
I mean, this is so cool, too, because Annick and Felder love each other.
01:51:32.000
John Annick is one of the nicest fucking guys alive.
01:51:36.000
You're never going to find a single person who knows him that has a bad word to say about him.
01:52:00.000
Barboza's, you know, he's had some good ones and bad ones.
01:52:05.000
And again, his switch kick is the fucking, that's the benchmark for everybody.
01:52:38.000
He said, otherwise, if I don't get top five, I'm an analyst.
01:52:45.000
I tell him to slow down, redhead, with the whole acting thing.
01:53:15.000
Santino's a real redhead with redhead aggression.
01:53:34.000
Santino, I love going on the road with him too.
01:53:39.000
Yeah, if you're coming to Detroit or Minneapolis, no.
01:54:01.000
Well, he has a podcast, the Whiskey Ginger, for God's sakes.
01:54:11.000
Dude, you didn't come with cheese, and there's no Aoki pizza, but whatever.
01:54:37.000
Eddie's aging better than anybody in this fucking room.
01:55:14.000
It's great that you think like that, but you're alive and you're looking great.
01:55:23.000
Well, no, Brendan, I think you look younger than me.
01:55:50.000
Last time I saw you at the store, you made me laugh hard.
01:55:57.000
The story about you getting laid for the first time, that is a fucking hilarious story.
01:56:04.000
I did some, like, before Tenth Planet Jiu-Jitsu was even a thought, I was hanging out with Joe at the Comedy Store.
01:56:11.000
And if he wasn't in town and he was on the road, I'm, like, hanging out with Joe.
01:56:14.000
So I was balls deep in the comedy scene, and I did some open mics a little bit here and there.
01:56:26.000
It's like you have to spend a lot of time on stage getting good at public speaking.
01:56:30.000
The public speaking experience and the public speaking skills, that's the most important thing.
01:56:35.000
You don't even have to be fucking funny to be a successful comic.
01:56:38.000
You just have to be confident on stage and have public speaking skills.
01:56:43.000
There's a lot of motherfuckers on Netflix that aren't funny, dude.
01:56:45.000
Yeah, but listen, that's just because they're famous.
01:56:50.000
My point is that public speaking experience and those skills are crucial.
01:57:07.000
Well, Dylan Dennis was talking shit in the entire fight.
01:57:15.000
He goes, you know, everyone would say, oh, it's for the fight.
01:57:26.000
He goes, people, you know, because it's a sport and we fight in a cage, it's bigger than that.
01:57:32.000
And then when we fight Conor McGregor, it's absolutely not.
01:57:35.000
He goes, but if I see him outside of it, we'll fight.
01:57:49.000
Who the fuck is as good as Khabib when you're looking at a guy who's like, what is he, 28-0?
01:57:59.000
28-0, fought the best in the world, mauled everyone.
01:58:02.000
And what he did, what he did is like, just like you see right now, it's being publicized.
01:58:08.000
And so it's like, it's not going to deter him from doing it again.
01:58:12.000
They're just showing the shit out of it right now.
01:58:14.000
Well, you know, Will Harris, from Will Harris Productions, is the one who filmed Conor throwing that dolly at the bus.
01:58:23.000
And he's like, yeah, yeah, you can look at the footage.
01:58:28.000
Like, Will Harris, Anatomy of a Fighter, it's a fucking phenomenal YouTube page.
01:58:40.000
He has the best fight footage, training footage, inside, behind the scenes footage of anybody.
01:58:50.000
Meanwhile, every fucking promo for the fight was that dolly that Will filmed getting thrown at the bus.
01:59:00.000
The worst shit that Connor did was the thing that they used to sell the fight.
01:59:07.000
I mean, he's like, people got cut from the car.
01:59:13.000
I gotta tell you right now, I'm gonna say something right now.
01:59:23.000
One guy is from a Russian Republic, but now is independent.
01:59:41.000
Well listen, let's see if we can move the money around here because Eddie owes Brendan $20 and he's never going to pay.
01:59:50.000
Maybe you can bet Brendan and if it's a wash, if you win, you'll let Eddie off the hook.
01:59:55.000
I just think that if Khabib tries to trade with Dustin, Dustin is one of the best strikers ever.
02:00:04.000
Oh, but listen, he proved that in the Max Holloway fight.
02:00:13.000
The other thing why I like Poirier a little bit in this as a dog is because if you watch that Justin Gaethje fight where Gaethje's just applying pressure, pressure, pressure, Dustin really doesn't fade.
02:00:24.000
Right, but nobody has taken Dustin down and mauled him on the ground.
02:00:29.000
The question is going to be whether or not Khabib can take him down.
02:00:32.000
How did Iaquinta keep Khabib from taking him down?
02:00:50.000
Even though Gaethje's a wrestler, he's also fucking 100% savage.
02:00:54.000
And that guy just throws himself into the fire.
02:00:59.000
He's definitely wild, but it's a controlled wildness.
02:01:07.000
I think the UFC has to be very careful with this whole interim champion stuff because they take him away from people like Colby.
02:01:14.000
Like, there's talk right now of Colby not getting the fight versus Usman, and Colby says they're not offering him enough money, and it's going to be in New York State, and apparently there's a lot of taxes that come with the fight in New York State.
02:01:27.000
Well, they're both egregious, because Tony got injured in doing promo, right?
02:01:33.000
I like the way he's running toward the fucking cage.
02:01:37.000
He's too experienced to let this moment overshadow.
02:02:00.000
I thought Masvidal was going to win that fight.
02:02:01.000
That's a tough fight for Ben, regardless, flying me or not.
02:02:22.000
I think the difference is Khabib has way better striking than Ben.
02:02:28.000
But Khabib's also not a freestyle, you know, double leg, shoot from far out.
02:02:32.000
But he also smashes people with punches and drops Conor.
02:02:42.000
Listen, if the plan was to run at him and throw a flying knee, how do you set that up?
02:02:51.000
He put his hands behind his back and he leaned against the fence.
02:02:56.000
A fucking mindfucked Askren, and then BOOM! He bolted at him and threw that knee.
02:03:13.000
That's fight IQ. Masvidal is as high a fight IQ as anybody in the game.
02:03:22.000
If I was the executive producer, I would shut that shit down.
02:03:29.000
This is a life's work that he's waiting for this moment.
02:03:31.000
Theo's screaming in his pants right now at home.
02:04:01.000
Jamie, can we give us some volume so we hear how crazy everybody goes nuts with Khabib?
02:04:12.000
You should have the ability to do whatever the fuck you want to do with the UFC. But YouTube doesn't play.
02:04:24.000
Has anybody ever, while you work for the UFC, sat you down and said you can't do this or that?
02:04:33.000
Dana wants me to do a Companion for Tuesday Night Contender Series.
02:04:37.000
So, like, he's like, why don't you do one for those?
02:04:39.000
I'm like, maybe we will one night, you know, for fun if we're around.
02:04:44.000
Look, there's some great fights on Tuesday Night Contender Series, and a lot of those guys eventually become, like, legit contenders.
02:04:51.000
Oh, there's some really good guys coming out of there.
02:04:54.000
We should do a Tuesday Night Contender Series fight campaign.
02:05:36.000
Listen, this is not that I don't love Dustin Poirier, but I do love action.
02:05:54.000
I was going to back you, but I spent last night.
02:06:00.000
This is good, because this way I'm basically either giving Brian money or not.
02:06:07.000
So it's not like I'm gambling against Dustin, who I love.
02:06:10.000
Khabib is looking rather jacked, more than usual, in my opinion.
02:06:18.000
The big thing is his father and his corner in the back.
02:06:22.000
Right, because his father can't come to the UFC in the United States anymore.
02:06:28.000
And here's the other thing is, Khabib will listen to his father.
02:06:31.000
If you watch the Iaquinta fight when Javier's telling him what to do, he's just like, yeah, whatever, dude, and does his thing.
02:06:41.000
So if his dad goes, hey, bitch, quit fucking throwing hands, take him down, he's going to take him down.
02:06:50.000
I mean, you think about how many people are Muslim in the world, and this guy is the guy.
02:06:55.000
He might be the most popular Muslim athlete on earth.
02:06:58.000
I think internationally, he's probably the most famous, right?
02:07:02.000
How many millions of followers does he have on Instagram?
02:07:14.000
I'm going to say 10. I'm going to say 7. 16 million.
02:07:19.000
But do you understand that before he fought Conor, he had like one?
02:07:46.000
Dagestan is where the Mongols, the Turks, it's just the Ottomans, the Mongols, everybody converged.
02:08:15.000
Do you think the Selena Gomez ones are fake or are they little kids?
02:08:26.000
No, I don't know why I go to bed to and wake up to.
02:09:16.000
He has to have 50, 60. The Rock's at 156. 156 for The Rock.
02:09:24.000
Actually, the Instagram account has 312 million, but...
02:09:54.000
You remember when Aston Kutcher was in a competition with somebody to see who hit a million Twitter followers?
02:10:03.000
Oh, CNN. CNN and Ashton Kutcher were looking at a competition to see who hits a million.
02:10:08.000
The fact that these guys get down to 55. I think so.
02:10:10.000
Khabib walks around at 200. Luke Rockhold told me he's probably walking around at 200 pounds.
02:10:21.000
He's not 200. He's not lean when he's at 200. I think Bruce got a little too close right there.
02:10:46.000
I hope he wins only because it would make a monstrous fight between him and Tony.
02:11:00.000
If I had a gun to the head, I'd go with Khabib.
02:11:04.000
But I'm not going to be surprised if Dustin drops him.
02:11:07.000
I'm going to say pour a third round KO and then fights Conor McGregor.
02:11:29.000
And I think he's going to fight Conor McGregor.
02:11:48.000
I don't want to talk about making a prediction.
02:11:50.000
By the way, note how I've cleverly avoided making a prediction.
02:12:01.000
Another thing interesting about Dustin is Dustin's southpaw with a fucking nasty straight left hand.
02:12:07.000
Although he did fight Connor, who was also southpaw.
02:12:17.000
He's had some pretty significant wear and tear on his hip.
02:12:20.000
He's a black belt on the ground, but I don't think Khabib gives a flying fuck.
02:12:28.000
I believe his training partners were guys like, you know, Robbie Lawler, et cetera, before Robbie left ATT. That was a long time ago, Bryce.
02:12:36.000
Notice it right away how Khabib is staying on the outside.
02:12:41.000
He's staying away from Dustin's striking length, because Dustin's striking length is a boxing length.
02:12:45.000
So Dustin's forced to throw kicks, which he doesn't necessarily prefer.
02:12:49.000
So when he's throwing those kicks, Khabib's caught a couple of them already, or caught one of them at least.
02:12:58.000
See, Khabib is staying outside the striking range and looking for that opening for the shot.
02:13:04.000
See, Dustin's forced to throw kicks, but he's not a kicker.
02:13:07.000
That's not his shit, especially with a bad hip.
02:13:17.000
Here's Dustin's no punk with his takedown defense, man.
02:13:26.000
But the other thing is, even if Khabib doesn't take you down, the draining...
02:13:57.000
No, Dustin's going to get taken down every round.
02:14:49.000
He's actually using the cage to defend the rear naked choke because he doesn't have the angle.
02:15:09.000
You know what's crazy is that more people haven't adopted this fighting style?
02:15:44.000
I think he's just trying to separate the hands!
02:15:51.000
He might just try to wear this out or ride this out.
02:15:53.000
He's going to survive to the second round for sure.
02:16:40.000
It's entirely possible that Khabib could get him here.
02:17:18.000
You got to walk through the fire to get to that third, fourth round, man.
02:17:22.000
And you got to hope he gets tired from whooping your ass.
02:17:50.000
I mean, he's not a guy that's going to get broken at this stage of his life.
02:18:08.000
Well, now you know Dustin's going to want to avoid going to the ground at all costs.
02:18:12.000
Lower stance now, and then avoiding the distance.
02:18:26.000
Dude, there's the problem about Khabib is the striking's not terrible and you're so worried about the takedown.
02:18:53.000
He can't get crazy because he'll run into a takedown.
02:19:13.000
Yeah, he just chased him for a minute straight.
02:19:23.000
It's also, you're dealing with a hundred and fucking twenty degree heat index inside that arena.
02:19:34.000
He just put his energy out there trying to finish him because it hurt him a little bit.
02:19:55.000
He could just stay technical and keep it on the outside, where I think he has an advantage.
02:19:59.000
I don't think his wildness was the result of this takedown.
02:20:13.000
They're both tired, but Khabib is way more efficient at doing this.
02:20:29.000
When I was younger, I was dressed up like a Girl Scout.
02:20:36.000
It's going to be 2 minutes and 30 seconds of this.
02:20:40.000
Dustin just has to kind of hopefully capitalize on those little moments.
02:20:44.000
He survives here and then tries it again in the third round and tries it again in the fourth.
02:20:52.000
It's really dependent upon what kind of recovery he can have, how he's dealing with the heat, and what kind of...
02:21:10.000
He's going to get that left underhook, and he's fine.
02:21:12.000
All he's got to do is just pull that left underhook out.
02:21:32.000
Well, his head pressure and the way he dips his body down and gets all that weight into it.
02:21:38.000
Well, his head belongs on Brock Lesnar, by the way.
02:21:48.000
All he's got to do is keep getting up and just kill time.
02:21:51.000
This is just killing time for Dustin for another shot.
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Dude, there's no way he's going to guillotine him.
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The only way he could guillotine him is if Dustin is known for a hellacious guillotine and that's his shit.
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Look at Dustin hitting him in the knee like that.
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17. 16. 15. I'm telling you, Dustin's not taking a lot of damage.
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He might be tired, but he's not taking as much damage as he could.
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Khabib's third and fourth round is usually a tough time for him.
02:23:19.000
It's kind of impressive what Conor did coming back of that long layoff because we see what he's doing to Dustin.
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I would love to be listening to Mike Brown's coaching.
02:23:48.000
The beginning of the round, he's got five shots to knock him out.
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You've got to be conservative looking for those shots.
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Every beginning of every round is the time to knock him out.
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He tried to take a little breather after he let go of that guillotine.
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You tugged on his neck, you tugged on the bear's neck, now he's gonna fuck you up.
02:25:41.000
Look at his dad right there, nothing moves on his face.
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Makes you think if an elite Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt gets him in a position like that as he's trying to take him down.
02:25:53.000
You know who I think has the style to beat Khabib?
02:26:02.000
But the thing about Tony, oh, oh, here's that fulcrum choke.
02:26:10.000
See, I disagree with Brian Ortega because he's too small.
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So that wasn't his dad that he was jumping around with?
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He just fucked one little mistake and you're in a Darce and it's over.
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He can catch you with triangles, Darces, guillotines.
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The biggest difference is Tony does not get tired.
02:28:10.000
Tony's one of the only fighters who, I'm saying from round one, he's even better in four.
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He's the only guy that we know who gets better in four.
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You've trained with him, you've been in his camp.
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What the fuck does he do to have that kind of endurance?
02:28:28.000
You know, my son is seven and he loves baseball.
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And he came at me with some fucking Vince Lombardi quote, dude.
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We were walking to baseball practice and my son's a savage dude.
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He said, daddy, you know practice is my favorite sport.
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You can put that on a fucking Vince Lombardi shit.
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The traditional shit, and then he makes up shit.
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But when you've been there, give me a typical day.
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Like in Big Bear, when you guys go to Big Bear.
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He's running, sprinting, doing all sorts of like football calisthenics type stuff.
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When he's not training for a fight, he eats like anybody else.
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He'll blow up to like 185, 190. When he's training?
02:30:12.000
When he's training, he's a fucking machine, dude.
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I don't eat with him because I eat some bullshit.
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Him and his wife, they're like, dude, he just eats like a savage.
02:30:54.000
Or GSP. Maybe I can get permission from the UFC to play volume in the background.
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He is just saying how much respect he has for Dustin.
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People can't hear this, but he's saying respect.
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He's wearing Dustin's fucking t-shirt after he just beat him.
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17. Oh, he's got 12 wins just below George St. Pierre's 13th.
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Look at these killers behind him, all those dudes.
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His dad looks like he can go four rounds right now.
02:32:19.000
Did you ever hear him when they were asking about the Conor McGregor stuff, like jumping in the crowd, and he goes, I gotta see my dad.
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Before we let you go, I've been a long way to get back in the octagon phase.
02:33:14.000
John Anik does the best post-fight interviews in the game.
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I knew I was going to be against the fence a lot.
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Just when I cut myself down, you know, I didn't cut any corners to prepare for this.
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Probably my whole career set me up for this moment, but...
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Man, people came from all around the world for that fight.
02:34:15.000
Yeah, he's just dealing with the aftermath here.
02:34:43.000
This to me makes me more excited than ever for a Tony Ferguson fight because I think fatigue plays a gigantic factor in any Khabib fight.
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And I think that is one fucking tool that Tony Ferguson has in his box that...
02:34:59.000
The kind of endurance that that guy has, it's almost superhuman.
02:35:11.000
It's not like you shoot and he resists and then boom, he's on his back.
02:35:18.000
And when you shoot, he throws and darses, dude.
02:35:24.000
Because when you get in there, he'll throw him at every angle.
02:35:40.000
He could be in side control and he'll fucking throw him in.
02:35:43.000
And how about the fact that he fucking hit Barboza with that shit when they were covered in blood and sweat and chaos and coming off of this watching Dustin almost catch that guillotine.
02:35:56.000
One of Tony's strongest weapons is the fact that Most fighters, even boxers or MMA fighters or whatever, their trainers will tell you the same thing.
02:36:08.000
The goal is to take their performance in the gym and take it to the ring.
02:36:36.000
When you look at when he throws a spinning elbow, not only will he throw a spinning elbow and not give a fuck, but he'll throw two in a row, dude.
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Is they don't give a fuck, and they actually do perform in the ring like they do in the gym.
02:37:08.000
His biggest thing was, can we take what he does in the gym and take it to the ring in front of the world?
02:37:14.000
And he just couldn't do it on a consistent basis.
02:37:31.000
Dude, he will improvise on the spot and do shit and throw caution to the wind.
02:37:42.000
Once he gets in the ring, it's like there's no pressure.
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The pressure's on you, dude, because I'm going to come after you with everything.
02:37:55.000
Once he starts dancing and you see Tony just start doing crazy shit, you're fucked.
02:38:03.000
His last fight was Michael Johnson because Michael Johnson broke his arm.
02:38:12.000
He checked the kick and it broke his forearm and he was out for like a year.
02:38:15.000
He had like metal plates in his arm and everything.
02:38:29.000
12. He has a longer win streak than Khabib in the UFC. I think he has the longest win streak besides Jon Jones, right?
02:38:35.000
It's really kind of amazing that he hasn't got a legit title shot yet.
02:38:42.000
And then those Khabib fights, you know, like Khabib backed out.
02:38:51.000
We built this up, so now it's better than ever.
02:39:06.000
Grappling is just so superior to almost everybody else in the sport.
02:39:10.000
That's why I think Tony stands a chance, because Tony's grappling is so interesting, and he's so agile.
02:39:17.000
And the thing he does, if you watch Tony train, he's always moving in weird ways.
02:39:30.000
He had this video that he put on Instagram of him fucking with the Wing Chun dummy.
02:39:34.000
And all these Wing Chun experts came out like, he's not doing it right.
02:39:39.000
Like, dude, Tony's doing whatever the fuck he wants to do.
02:39:43.000
He'll take a Wing Chun dummy and do Tony Ferguson on.
02:39:50.000
When he was fucking up Donald Cerrone, I was like, oh my god, look at him.
02:39:55.000
The other thing you got to think about with Tony is you can't train for it, really.
02:40:04.000
He'll knock you out and submit you in the same fight.
02:40:11.000
Kevin Lee was having a little success in the early round, but he didn't...
02:40:15.000
I mean, he mounted him and he got in a good position, but he didn't do any damage.
02:40:18.000
Yeah, there's been some fighters that had some success, but when it all comes down...
02:40:25.000
Whenever you're dealing with elite fighters, you're dealing with guys that are going to test each other.
02:40:28.000
I mean, of course, he's not going to run through everybody.
02:40:31.000
He's going to have some difficult moments, but his ability to win is unprecedented.
02:40:37.000
I mean, Khabib's ran through The big difference between Tony and all of Khabib's opponents is, generally,
02:40:53.000
most of the guys that Khabib takes down, they're spending all their energy trying to get back up.
02:41:02.000
They're trying to drag themselves up the fence.
02:41:09.000
So Khabib's never dealt with a guy that's going to actually go, okay, we're on the ground.
02:41:23.000
I've been in this sport long enough where I know anything can happen.
02:41:28.000
Khabib controls on the ground, whatever your jiu-jitsu is, whatever it is.
02:41:47.000
With Tony's weapons on the ground and the fact that Tony's not going to try to spend the whole round trying to get back up.
02:41:56.000
He might try to get back up here and there, but there's going to be spots where it's like, okay, let's attack this motherfucker.
02:42:04.000
It's a different game when Khabib's trying to keep the guy on the ground who's trying to drag himself up the fence and a guy just turns up and squares with him and goes, okay, let's attack.
02:42:27.000
My feeling is that if Ferguson can be busy enough on the ground...
02:42:45.000
I know the pound for pound rankings are made by journalists, like journalists submit their submissions.
02:42:55.000
There's a whole, there's like a number of journalists who submit to the rankings.
02:42:58.000
So after, don't you think that after like a long, lengthy layoff?
02:43:15.000
When I go into yoga class and they go, let's do OM, and everybody is out of key and out of pitch.
02:43:34.000
Oh my god, it's the greatest yoga ever invented.
02:43:44.000
It's an hour of some stretching that you would never do at your house.
02:43:51.000
So the first five minutes, dude, you know how we warm up?
02:44:06.000
And you know how we cool down the last five minutes?
02:44:10.000
We fucking just get in a fetal position and just take a nap for five.
02:44:15.000
The first time I went to this class, my wife says, you hate this, don't you?
02:44:19.000
Because I went with my wife and my son, because you hate this.
02:44:38.000
I'll take a nap and my wife gets mad because she knows that noise I make when I go out.
02:44:58.000
Everybody in the class is at least 85 years old.
02:45:03.000
Me and my wife and my son, we're like the youngest motherfuckers in there.
02:45:12.000
I am rolling, but I'm not like, you know, I'm not rolling like, you know, I'm training for Abu Dhabi or anything like that.
02:45:25.000
How long has it been since your surgery on your shoulder?
02:45:34.000
Dude, like, if you try to underjack this arm and try to put me in an arm, I'll tap, like, right here.
02:45:45.000
1998. It was when CDs were very widely available.
02:45:51.000
The thing about stem cells is I'm down with it, but every fucking three months, there's a new dude that comes out and says, oh, they did their stem cells like this.
02:46:03.000
And then six months later, oh, they've been taking their stem cells from pigs.
02:46:08.000
We take our stem cells from fucking aborted fetuses in China.
02:46:13.000
And then another six months, like, oh, they take their fetus...
02:46:16.000
They're stem cells from a bored fetus in China.
02:46:25.000
It's amniotic fluid now, I think, and they take it from the placenta?
02:46:39.000
Listen, Dr. Neil Reardon was on my podcast and he had treated Mel Gibson and Mel Gibson's dad.
02:46:44.000
Dr. Neil Reardon runs a clinic in Panama because they can do things in Panama that they don't allow yet in the United States because they would have to classify it as a drug.
02:46:51.000
What is it, 40K? If you go down, it's a little bit in that range.
02:46:57.000
Miriam Nakamoto's got a fucked up knee and she couldn't get it fixed and she was falling apart.
02:47:15.000
Now the people we're going to, he's done all the research.
02:47:25.000
It's called Renu, R-E-N-U, and you have to read how they do it, but it's essentially from cesarean sections.
02:47:33.000
They take the placenta and the umbilical cord from that.
02:47:36.000
And those cells, I guess, they can essentially become anything with it.
02:47:44.000
And I'll tell you, my buddy did it, shot it in both shoulders.
02:47:52.000
He said, I haven't had in two years my shoulders haven't hurt at all.
02:47:57.000
I've had a full-length rotator cuff tear disappear.
02:48:06.000
You need to go to Lifespan Medicine in Santa Monica and talk to Dr. Ben Ruhi.
02:48:15.000
In the United States, for what you can get done in the United States, the guy that I go to is as good as any fucking human that's alive.
02:48:27.000
I'm about as up as you can get without being in the business.
02:48:31.000
Has anybody gotten stem cells up in their dick?
02:48:38.000
I would recommend, if you're in Vegas, I would recommend Dr. Roddy McGee.
02:48:46.000
If his dick's bigger for his body, he'd have a real problem.
02:48:51.000
Callan, you need some physical therapy on your dick.
02:48:59.000
For real, Eddie, if you want to talk to Ben Ruhi, he's the guy who did your back with Regenikine.
02:49:15.000
Well, maybe it would have worked if you didn't do jiu-jitsu.
02:49:31.000
Well, he said it was going to give you some relief.
02:49:40.000
I thought I was getting stem cells when I went to that shit.
02:49:43.000
They still talk about Eddie to this day in the office.
02:49:45.000
Yeah, apparently you were hitting him with all kinds of crazy conspiracy theories while you were in there.
02:49:52.000
I went there, I thought I was getting stem cell treatments.
02:49:56.000
I went in there and I saw it and I go, stem cell.
02:49:59.000
And then at the very end they go, oh, this ain't stem cell.
02:50:03.000
Wait a minute, why did you think it was stem cells?
02:50:04.000
This is PRP. I'm like, wait, this is PRP. No, no, no.
02:50:10.000
It's way superior to PRP. It's how I fix my bulging disc in my neck.
02:50:30.000
But you've got to remember, I went in there thinking, listen, this is what I was thinking.
02:50:34.000
Maybe I'm a retard, and I probably am, but I went in there thinking I was telling everybody.
02:50:43.000
And then by the time it happened, they go, oh no, you're not getting stem cells.
02:50:47.000
You're getting PRP. Eddie, they didn't lie to you.
02:50:53.000
But when it comes to, look, I got Regenicine in my back last week because I've been having some sciatic nerve issues.
02:51:00.000
My ass hurts and the nerve goes down because I had a little bit of a bulge that's pushing on it.
02:51:04.000
Your ass hurts for other reasons that we can't discuss.
02:51:09.000
That's cause of that thing we did a long time ago.
02:51:19.000
But if I had to tell someone, if someone had a real issue and they wanted to deal with it, I would say, if you have time, go to Panama.
02:51:26.000
Because they can do things in Panama they can't do.
02:51:29.000
Dude, my mom was about to get a fucking knee replacement.
02:51:35.000
She's 73. So for a while, it was like, well, I don't feel anything.
02:51:40.000
But then about six months in, she's like, it really seems like it's getting better.
02:52:11.000
But I sent her down there, and I'll send her down there every time she wants to go.
02:52:14.000
I'll send her down there three fucking times a year.
02:52:19.000
They're doing direct injections in the problem joints.
02:52:38.000
If you go down there, I guarantee you it'll help you.
02:52:42.000
For your shoulder, for whatever issues you got.
02:52:45.000
The thing about your back, and here's the new...
02:52:49.000
No, no, I get nervous because I'm like, why are you doing illegal shit?
02:52:54.000
Because the federal government treats it as a drug.
02:52:57.000
And the FDA wants all that money that they get from drugs.
02:53:01.000
You have to go down there if you want to get it done.
02:53:04.000
Because it's, look, it's smaller doses, you can get it done in America, but you want to get the fucking full Monty, you've got to go down there to Panama.
02:53:15.000
Well, you don't have the time, you could save your life.
02:53:18.000
I've had big results from what I've had done in the United States.
02:53:22.000
And I'm telling you, what I get done in the United States is not as potent as what they're doing in Panama.
02:53:26.000
Have you thought about maybe making a trip to that Panama?
02:53:35.000
How about we get that Panama Institute to sponsor all of us and we all go, they pay for it for free and we blow it the fuck up.
02:53:46.000
I've already blown him up, which is why he's willing to help.
02:53:54.000
Dude, what I was going to do with my family is we were going to go to Panama for three days, I get the treatment, and then we're going to go from there and jet somewhere else and then have another vacation.
02:54:06.000
If you have chronic injury, let's just say my ankles.
02:54:10.000
I wake up in the morning and my fucking ankles are so stiff.
02:54:18.000
Well, listen, what Ben Greenfield did, what Ben Greenfield did with his dick, I told you Ben Greenfield got a shot in his dick, he got a shot through his whole body.
02:54:29.000
It was like they put him under, they did his back, they did his knees, his ankle, they did his big toes.
02:54:36.000
Yeah, I mean, he was like, for a while afterwards, he was like, holy shit.
02:54:41.000
But he said afterwards, his biological age dropped.
02:54:44.000
He said he felt significantly better through his entire body.
02:54:53.000
They can reverse your biological clock by two and a half years.
02:55:05.000
There's a guy, David Sinclair from Harvard, who's coming on my podcast again next week.
02:55:42.000
As thorough a researcher as there is, and she's a legit scientist, and when she does the research on something, she looks at every fucking angle completely non-biased, and she's not sold on metformin.
02:55:52.000
And there's a lot of other people that agree with her.
02:55:54.000
They say there's a performance hit, apparently.
02:55:58.000
If he does, he's like, you know, fucking elliptical machine while he watches the news.
02:56:03.000
But if you're an athlete, like I know you are, Damn right, I was about to say.
02:56:16.000
For a while, I was wearing the official ones at the weigh-ins, but I was getting tired of them taking my shirt off in front of everybody.
02:56:36.000
You see that cartoon of Yoel Romero and George Masvidal?
02:56:46.000
Bro, Paulo Costa is the only guy to slow down Yoel Romero.
02:56:50.000
Like, literally, like, put it on him, where Yoel always puts it on everybody.
02:56:57.000
He made Yoel, like, literally, like, having a hard time setting up to throw shots.
02:57:21.000
You guys don't watch football, so I can give a fuck.
02:57:38.000
How is that guy still the best quarterback at his age?
02:57:50.000
It doesn't make any sense because before him, remember Drew Bledsoe?
02:58:18.000
Because he's 29. He had $100 million or whatever.
02:58:25.000
And he's like, I don't want to get my head back.
02:58:45.000
And Brennan, who played football, I go, he had a lacerated kidney.
02:58:52.000
And he looked at the list and I was so horrified.
02:58:56.000
It looks like you've been through a car accident.
02:59:03.000
Even Rob Gugrowski was talking to a crowd and he started getting emotional talking about how he kept getting hurt and his mind wasn't in it and he was hating to play.
02:59:21.000
You also see these guys that are getting pulled around in wheelchairs when they're in their 60s and they can't remember what their name is.
02:59:28.000
And we're aware of it now where they weren't aware of it 20, 30 years ago.
02:59:35.000
Like, Nate Diaz is like, dude, pay me what I'm worth, man.
02:59:37.000
On the reverse side of that is you see a lot of guys like...
02:59:52.000
And they're commentating and they sound super articulate.
02:59:58.000
Did you get knocked out by some gigantic 260 pound guy running full clip?
03:00:30.000
And then Robinson was struggling real bad late in his life.
03:00:36.000
He's had, him and Troy Aitman have had a hundred concussions.
03:00:54.000
And those guys are commentating for Fox and CBS and NBC. They're super articulate.
03:01:01.000
You can't glitch at all when you're commentating for fucking NBC. You can't glitch.
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Get tickets now, because CT can kick in any second.
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No, there's people that are fighting currently that do worry me, though.
03:01:51.000
You have conversations with them and they sound like they're drunk.
03:01:55.000
You know, they pull it together and they look good at fights.
03:01:59.000
On average, I know in the media, and this isn't a conspiracy, you might agree with this, Eddie, and this is to your point.
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I'm just saying, CT is everywhere in brain trauma, but the odds are you're not going to get it.
03:02:15.000
There's more guys better off who played in the NFL in college football and fought who are fine than those that are super punchy.
03:02:22.000
Okay, the odds are most football players are fine.
03:02:25.000
Are there boxers out there that have been, like, fucking shut off a few times that are doing commentary?
03:02:30.000
Hold on, do you not know about the long-term CT study that they did where they tested 111 people and 110 of them had CT? Yes, that's true.
03:02:37.000
But they were selective 110. It was a selective 110. I mean, what is it?
03:02:45.000
They have the ability to determine whether or not you have chronic traumatic cellulose.
03:03:00.000
So that was kind of not a very good control group.
03:03:05.000
But there's more guys that don't have CT than do.
03:03:11.000
Can someone be kept alive with just their head?
03:03:36.000
What if you had a head and you had some life support?
03:03:40.000
You know, there's guys that have been knocked out a bunch of times.
03:03:46.000
You talk to that guy, he sounds fucking clear as day.
03:04:06.000
So nicotine, the way it's delivered, fucks people's lungs up, stuff like that.
03:04:10.000
But nicotine by itself, you can take it in a chew, actually helps with brain trauma and stuff like that.
03:04:19.000
Yeah, it's one of the rare things that regenerates neurons.
03:04:21.000
Another thing that's supposed to be really good for it is lion's mane.
03:04:37.000
Next time you have Paul Stanley in your podcast, can you invite me, please?
03:05:00.000
I think it's better for that guy to not do podcasts.
03:05:04.000
This is why I don't think it's going to work for you.
03:05:06.000
You're not going to let him rant like Trump does and get away with all that stuff.
03:05:12.000
You never saw that video of him in the White House talking?
03:05:14.000
Oh my God, he's talking about making his own book and vocabulary and shit.
03:05:27.000
I think he's incredibly eccentric, and I think if you're going to be incredibly eccentric the way he is, you're going to have a lot of nutty thoughts and ideas and things to say.
03:05:35.000
And he also has some mental health issues, like legitimate, that he's discussed, that are public, and that I think in some ways may contribute to his art, because he's off medication.
03:05:44.000
He was on medication for a while, and the way he talked about it, he was saying that it was stifling him, it was fucking him up.
03:05:59.000
What made him amazing is this wild mind that he has.
03:06:02.000
But this wild mind is not based on mathematical truth and logic and reason.
03:06:07.000
It's based on this ability to just go with the flow and think what you think and be confident in your decisions and just be in touch with your emotions and your feelings.
03:06:15.000
I mean, he's a fucking incredibly prolific artist.
03:06:20.000
And I think the Kim Kardashian situation is perfect because she loves him.
03:06:26.000
Her and her family obviously have an amazing business sense.
03:06:29.000
So, like, they'll keep all the money tight, keep everybody together.
03:06:34.000
Would you ever have Kim Kardashian on your podcast?
03:06:37.000
I'd have her come on and talk about her decision to help with prison reform because I think that's really admirable.
03:06:42.000
There's a lot of people that have made a lot of money and they've gotten real famous and they didn't do shit with it.
03:06:49.000
And she's actually pushed a narrative that you can do something like this.
03:06:53.000
And she's talked to Trump and she's visited in the White House and she's got, I think, something like 18 people freed from prison that were wrongly incarcerated.
03:07:02.000
I don't ever want to make a Kim Kardashian joke for the rest of my life.
03:07:15.000
But if I did, I mean, what she's done is, like, she's decided to make a difference.
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She could just buy diamonds to get her toes done.
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We want to sell people short and write people off and cancel people because of this or that.
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Can you think about the difference between you and I when we were 28?
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And what we thought about all the time in our head first is now.
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And the problem with you and I is we were together.
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I think I had a fucking skeleton with a human skeleton in my tank.
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I said to him one time, I go, yeah, I want a dog, but I want a dog that's just basically jaws on a leash.
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We allegedly went to a guy who was fighting dogs to get Brian's dog.
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My friend calls me and goes, Hey, your dog's not with us anymore.
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So you could have told me that that dog was going to turn on at any minute.
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The dog went after a baby calf, a cow, was holding on to it.
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It killed a couple goats, then went after the baby calf.
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And when the family dog came out, which was like a German Shepherd golden retriever, Pippo was like, Yay!
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And then that was when my friend, he said, when I tried to pull that dog off, it was so swollen.
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Because he was like, I can't have this dog on my farm.
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And they got out of his yard or he let them out.
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They went to a neighbor's farm and killed like eight sheep.
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Wolf dogs are illegal in a lot of parts of the country now.
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This was like the conversation you'd have with a dog.
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So children are lower on that totem pole than they are.
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And so what happens is they look at children as below them, subservient.
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They don't look at them as part of the family because they're very pack-oriented.
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Did you hear about that guy that got attacked in British Columbia while he was sleeping in his bag?
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The wolf came into the tent, tried to drag him out of the tent.
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The wolf's ass was hanging out of the tent, pulling this guy out.
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Some other campers woke up, kicked it, threw rocks at it.
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Well, they kicked it, and the thing ran off, and they threw rocks at it, and then the forest rangers got it and shot it.
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And by the way, I'm going to get a shitload of emails from people who own wolf dogs.
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They're great dogs, just you've got to be in control of it.
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You've got to be in control of that goddamn thing.
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Apparently it's a Japanese bear hunting dog, they said.
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They tend to be good for people who have allergies because they can be hypoallergenic.
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And they are pretty good watchdogs, but they're very dog aggressive.
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One of their main characteristics are that my landlord had one, is that they're only loyal to their master and they don't give a fuck about anybody.
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You're talking about a really low fucking control group.
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No, that's why they're Japanese police dogs, is because of that quality, is that they only care about their master and everyone else.
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You got to bring the guy to rent and he's fucking shaking.
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I'd come around the house and I was, like, paying the rent.
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And that dog was like, please don't pet me, because I would bite your fucking arm off if you pet me.
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But shepherds, shepherds are like a good German shepherd.
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Those dogs, they bond on one person, but good luck.
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If those dogs are trained, those big male check line shepherds that my buddy Ryan has, enjoy that.
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Ryan can take his dog in the middle while it's biting a sleeve.
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It's in the down position waiting for the command.
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He can say, go get him and he'll go to your house.
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But if it's a man and you're in the house, you're getting taken down.
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He's really good at getting great dogs because he goes for temperament first.
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They're really well taken care of and they're trained.
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One of his dogs was there with me, and it was fully trained.
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And the gardeners that he had never seen were just there.
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And the dog didn't bark or go after him at all.
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And I went, but the dogs, those guys didn't even know those guys.
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I don't know if you remember a sketch that got rejected by the man show.
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It was about if you're suspecting that your kids are doing drugs.
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You get a family pet, but it's actually a drug-sniffing dog that you bring into your family.
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The commercial was like, your kids think you brought home a dog, but it's a drug-sniffing dog.
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And if you're doing drugs, the background is like the dog just tearing apart your kids, and you're all happy because it found the drugs.
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Remember the one that we would never be able to do today, but we couldn't even do it back then, was first Asian NASCAR driver?
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We're going to have Bobby Lee as a NASCAR driver just constantly crashing into walls.
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Because it would keep crashing and everyone loves to crash.
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That got greenlit and then got cut off halfway through.
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The balls were exposed out of your body and when the balls are in play, what was the tagline?
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So you're You gotta have like a, like Validudo shorts, but you gotta have an opening so your balls stung out.
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So when the balls are the target, if the balls are in play, like you don't keep your hands up, you keep your hands down.
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You want the guys to hit you in the face, you wanna protect your balls.
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So it was, we had this whole sketch where like, it's called extreme sack fighting.
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Because he had the biggest sack and Joey Diaz's balls would hang down low and he was the guy like the big boss at the end of a video game.
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How would fighting change in the UFC if you didn't wear a cup and you could kick in the balls?
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Well, UFC 1, UFC 2. Remember when Big Daddy Goodrich grabbed the Pedro's dick and balls and crushed him?
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There was a scene- Haven't you ever seen Side Control and the guy just- There was a scene- No, Darry Goodrich grabbed his dick and balls and was inside his shorts- Handful, yeah.
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How about a scene where a guy's in between rounds and his balls are all like popping out and they're cut and there's dudes like, they're like putting N-swell on their balls and you're like, just cut him!
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And your balls and everyone's trying to do, your balls are bleeding.
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We went through Rocky 1, 2, 3, and 4. All within like two weeks.
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You got to go back and like, dude, those movies were fucking great.
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He went through like real shit like Rocky 1 he's like the broke dude who almost won and then Rocky 2 he's like he's got money but then he runs out of money and then he has to fight he has to take the rematch so he takes the rematch now Rocky 3 he has all this money and he's huge and then Clubber Lang the young guy comes through and he's all hungry and then he gets fucked up dude Rocky 3 fucked me up because Clubber Lang beat him at an hour and 15
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And then you realize, oh shit, they're going to do a rematch in the same movie!
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Because they did it so that you didn't think there was going to be a rematch.
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If you're confused about it, listen, you've got to go back with your kids and watch Rocky 1, 2, 3, and 4. Win, Rocky.
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And when Adrian goes to Rocky, when he was going to fight Clubber Longage, he goes...
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And I thought, oh my god, my son's going to be like, because he was all about Rocky.
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He was like, Dad, is Rocky going to win as Rocky?
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And then when he heard that, he was like, you can't win, Rocky!
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I looked at my son and I thought he was going to be depressed.
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I thought he was so into Rocky, but he was laughing at Adrian saying, you can't win, Rocky.
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Well, it's okay because he's not fighting anymore.
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Because he was fighting up to like number six, right?
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I heard he got knocked out in training for that.
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They were sparring, going through the things, and having little light sparring, and Tarvin KO'd him.
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I know Michael B. Jordan got knocked out during training.
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Well, it wasn't training, it was actually filming a shot.
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He was supposed to rotate his head, get punched, rotate his head, and the guy clipped him right on the chin.
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I was driving by the other day and I looked up at the billboard.
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You got to give Sylvester Stallone credit because basically he was written off by Hollywood.
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I'm going to do Expendables and bring all these has-been actors on paper and bring them together and we're going to have so many of them that we're going to have a fucking new franchise.
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Deep into his late 60s as a fucking action star.
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I was like, I'm not talking to girls from Jersey here.
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Dude, Sylvester Stallone is the baddest motherfucker in Hollywood ever, dude.
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Nobody's done what Sylvester Stallone has done.
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Go from Rocky I, which is 1970-something, to Rambo 99, whatever the fuck we're on, in 2019. He's still in the mix.
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Dude, Sylvester Stallone is a fucking genius, dude.
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Did you ever see the escape with him and Arnold Schwarzenegger in the prison?
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How many fucking blockbuster movies has that been?
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Next Friday, I'm gonna be at San Francisco at Cobbs, and then the Friday after that, Austin Stateside Theater with me and Sam Tripoli.
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I'm in Houston, 20th, 21st of this month, and then Comedy Works Denver.
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Tampa Improv, 27th of September and 28th of September.