In this episode, we recap UFC 246. We talk about the main event, UFC 246, UFC Fight Companion, and much more. Also, we talk about Alex Jones and his recent interview with Alex Jones on the Alex Jones Show. We also talk about how much we love Aubrey's music and how he is one of the most genuine people we know. We also get into the craziness that is Alex Jones, and we talk a little bit about Alex's background in jiu jitsu and conspiracy theories. We finish up the episode with a special guest appearance from the Honored Academy. We hope you enjoy this episode and stay tuned for the next one coming soon. Cheers! -The Guys Who Know Best -Joey and Aubrey Joe is a comedian, writer, podcaster, and podcaster. He has been a long time friend of mine and I am so excited to have him on the show. Joe and I have been friends since high school and we have grown really close over the past few years. He is a great guy and I hope you guys enjoy listening to this episode. We hope everyone enjoys it and enjoy it! Thank you so much for tuning in. Cheers. -Drew, Aubrey and Alex Alex Jones and the rest of the guys at The Honored Academia Thanks for listening and supporting the podcast. We appreciate you guys. We really appreciate you. We are looking forward to seeing you in the next episode of the podcast, we will see you soon. -Joe and the guys! -Aubrey and the boys at the UFC. XOXO! -Joe, Joe and the crew at Ten Planet A.P. . -Bobby and the team at Ten Pones -Josiah & the boys in the future! -Brujos - Joe and his family at the next show! - A.J. & the rest! -J.A. & Alyssa -A.M. & A.B. & his girlfriend, A.C. - B.S. and his girlfriend -S. -AUBREYANTHORA - AYO - JOSIE ( ) CHEERY & B. & JOSIA ( ) -JACOB ( ) and A. J. (A. B. ( )
00:05:02.000Everybody thought he was crazy back in the day, but even the last time Joe was on his show on the phone, you said, man, all that stuff that people were accusing you of being crazy about, all that shit is coming true, Alex.
00:05:18.000He was saying a long time ago that the NSA was going to be monitoring everyone's phone calls and was going to be recording everything you do.
00:05:26.000They were like, you're out of your mind.
00:05:28.000There's no way that's going to happen.
00:05:29.000Also, one of the big ones that I found out from him was he had this...
00:05:33.000This video called 9-1-1 The Road to Tyranny, I think it's called.
00:05:37.000And a lot of it was about agent provocateurs.
00:05:39.000And what it's about is how they would go into a peaceful protest and they would send these people, whether they were cops or soldiers, whoever the fuck they were, they were in government-issue boots and they would send them into these peaceful protests.
00:05:51.000They would wear masks and they would just start smashing things.
00:05:55.000So they would pretend that they were a part of the protest.
00:05:57.000So they'd go into protest, they'd smash storefronts, they'd smash car windows, create havoc, then the cops would move in, and in the case of the World Trade Organization, these agent provocateur guys, these guys that got hired to go in and start smashing shit, they all went into a house and waited.
00:06:28.000And they were literally, and this is all on the news, they were literally telling people you couldn't go in there with a badge on.
00:06:33.000If you had a badge that said WTO on it with a line through it, they were telling people you can't have that badge on as you go on your way to work.
00:07:08.000The way they set people up, the way they create patsies, they'll bring in some crazy, extreme, radical people, and they go, okay, you want to be in the CIA? Help us out.
00:07:19.000They got these dumb people that they What they'll do is, exactly what Joe said, they'll get professionals to go in there, cause some shit, kill people.
00:07:36.000They go in there, and the more people they kill, the more effective it is actually.
00:07:40.000So what they'll do is they'll take professional dudes that go in there and take people out, and then they'll put their patsy in there, boom, blame them, put some shit on the fucking media, they run the media anyways, and then they shoot the patsies.
00:08:21.000No, because when we mentioned Alex Jones and you'd never heard of him, and then when we said he was a famous conspiracy theorist, you say, oh, that's why I don't know Mike.
00:08:28.000No, it's just because he doesn't get into that shit.
00:08:34.000What I was going to say, Eddie, when you were on your rant, is most people, they only know him from his broadcast, so they assume that he's just like a crazy guy who just is constantly looking for conspiracies everywhere.
00:08:45.000When you hang with him in person, he's like a super nice guy.
00:09:15.000No, it doesn't, but there's something unbalanced about only looking for them.
00:09:19.000Like, I know dudes that all they care about is conspiracies, and they're so exhausting.
00:09:24.000Again, conspiracy theories are theories on how shit really is run.
00:09:29.000Some people really like to know how their life, everything that these conspiracies, theories...
00:09:37.000All of them affect our lives every day, and so when you think about it like that, and you start thinking about it, my life, this life, has a big effect on my life with stuff like 9-11, and all these events, like these shootings,
00:09:52.000all these false flag events, our lives are affected.
00:10:31.000Even if they're not crooks, one of the things that you'll find in government is they'll make laws that don't make any fucking sense and that are evil.
00:17:46.000When Michael Johnson in that fight, you could see he was starting to break, and then he was sitting right in front of him, just eating one twos.
00:17:51.000When Nate was popping him and then doing this, going, oh shit, I just rang your bell.
00:19:37.000I don't know what'll work and what won't work, but I'll tell you what, no one has gotten Nate more emotional, or no one has gotten Cowboy more emotional than Nate.
00:19:46.000When Cowboy started shit-talking Nate, knocked his hat, or rather, when Nate started shit-talking Cowboy and knocked his hat off, was getting in his face, you could tell it was fucking with Cowboy's, like, his mind.
00:19:57.000He was really emotionally wrapped up in the first round of that fight.
00:20:00.000He talked about it, he's like, I'll never let that happen again.
00:20:02.000He's like, I got inside my head, I fucked up.
00:20:05.000But it's the fact that Nate can do that to you.
00:21:31.000How about you put him on a phone like in a prison?
00:21:34.000How about you put him on a phone like they're in a prison, you know what I mean, with a glass and they just talk to each other on the fucking phone?
00:22:31.000Now, he might have undisclosed bonus, but as far as contractually that we know, it's 20 and 20. Now, I'm not blaming the UFC. Hopefully he's not in the tough contract.
00:23:13.000Well, his performance, first of all, was outstanding against a guy in Michael Johnson who's an up-and-coming lightweight who's been really on a tear.
00:24:48.000There's rules now, and I think a lot of them got passed after Howard Stern.
00:24:53.000Because what happened with Howard Stern was, Howard Stern, he got fined for questionable subject matter, which is fucking insane.
00:25:01.000And it was one of the weirdest moments in free speech time, because really everybody should have stood up and said something about it.
00:25:09.000I mean, every fucking magazine should have been talking about what a travesty it is, that you're trying to stop a show that's on the radio, that anybody could turn one way or the other, and he's not even swearing.
00:25:32.000Like you can say dick, but if I say I put my dick in your mouth, you can't find.
00:25:37.000Do you know you can say Jesus, but if you say Jesus Christ, You're not supposed to say Jesus Christ.
00:25:42.000Like, there was a tennis match where one of the kids, there was like two people playing tennis, and one of them had to forfeit the match because they said Jesus Christ when they missed.
00:25:59.000It was a story from years ago, and I always wanted to do a bit about it, but I would get so mad when I would read it that I'm like, this isn't even going to be funny.
00:26:53.000I'm just talking out of my ass, but I've been told, like on live radio, that if you chose to swear on live radio, if they went after you, they could fine you, and they could fine you a lot of money, like hundreds of thousands of dollars.
00:28:40.000I think he's the guy where everyone's like, fuck, I don't want to fight that dude.
00:28:42.000He can't sleep on Nurmagomedov either.
00:28:45.000That fucking guy, if he can get healthy...
00:28:46.000I'm sleeping on him because he's not healthy.
00:28:47.000But if he can get healthy, and he can figure out a way to stop being injured, like he does, the last one was a rib, which you can't really control, but the knees, he's done his knees a couple times now, and I think he's done his knees after surgery.
00:29:00.000I think he hurt his knee, got it fixed, and then hurt again, which is never good.
00:29:04.000So people are a little bummed out that he hasn't been in action.
00:30:58.000He's like, it's all about covering distance and all about the ability to move and balance in movements, and it's all about figuring out how to close the distance quicker.
00:31:07.000And he was saying that when he fought Pettis, Dos Anjos was just that much quicker at every exchange.
00:31:11.000He pulled the trigger that much faster, landed that much faster, and he's like, and over the course of a fight, even though he's only that much better over the course of the fight, that adds up.
00:31:27.000Talking, you know, knowing Cowboy as long as I've known him, he just, and he even said it in his post-fight interview, he just said, listen, I didn't show up, and in this business, when you don't show up to work, you don't feel like fighting, you get your ass whooped.
00:32:24.000I mean, I don't know when it is, but I felt like Cowboy was covering up and eating shots, and although I'm not unhappy with the stoppage, like I didn't protest it, I was like, man, I don't know.
00:32:34.000It is for a title, but referee's there.
00:32:39.000There's a giant difference between doing that and then what was happening at the end of the round where Rockhold was mounted on Weidman and just beating his brains in.
00:35:13.000If you know the guy, you root for him to win.
00:35:16.000Not that I took heat, and I say this whether they're Brazilian or not, I say the X factors, and this is everyone, and it's not Dos Angeles.
00:35:23.000I never said Dos Angeles was on stuff, but to me, when I was picking Dos Angeles and Cowboy, I said the X factor is if someone was taking shit, we're going to see different fighters.
00:35:32.000Now, it can't be for Cowboy or Dos Santos, but that's all around the board.
00:35:37.000If steroids wasn't an issue, performance-enhancing drugs wasn't an issue, the UFC wouldn't have implemented the strictest drug testing ever in the history of sports.
00:35:45.000It's true, and I want to say something without implicating anyone, because this subject gets brought up a lot, and people are always like, you guys are talking shit, and you don't know what you're talking about.
00:36:25.000Well, there's definitely a real problem, or was a real problem, but the idea that it's only us that's talking about it is crazy, because we're the only ones talking about it as publicly as we do, but behind the scenes, it is a constant conversation.
00:36:38.000Oh, any time I talk to anyone in the game, it's the conversation.
00:36:41.000When we get done here, I'll have texts from coaches, other fighters.
00:39:05.000You know, people think, because here's the thing, like, there's other sports where if you accuse a guy of cheating, everybody hates that guy.
00:39:12.000Like, you know, people will talk about certain athletes that got caught doing something, and then people will go, fuck that guy, man, he's a fucking cheater.
00:39:19.000Like, I heard dudes talking about, who's the deflate gate guy?
00:39:56.000And they got together and he's like teaching them these methods to optimize his body and I'll tell you what man, just talking to Wim Hof makes you feel like you can go run around naked in the snow.
00:42:03.000You know when I used to fuck with me hard, dude?
00:42:05.000When I used to do Fear Factor, I used to wear sunscreen on.
00:42:07.000So I'd have sunscreen on my head, and then I would go on stage that night, and the sunscreen would drip, because I would sweat on stage, and sunscreen would drip in your eyes, and it's fucking fire.
00:46:19.000You're chilling, and this fucking Great White's next to you.
00:46:22.000But like I was saying, if you looked in your backyard, and your backyard was right there, and you watched some crazy crocodile tearing apart a zebra, right in your backyard, you'd be like, what the fuck?
00:48:15.000Wouldn't it be crazy if they just started doing it recently?
00:48:17.000Like, you know how we always like to think of human evolution?
00:48:20.000And we think of human evolution as being like something that is like completely and totally unique.
00:48:24.000Like, we got really smart, we figured out cable and the internet, and no other animals are ever going to figure that out.
00:48:29.000But what they're starting to say now about chimpanzees, and there's a theory about this, that these scientists were debating whether or not chimpanzees are beginning to enter into the Stone Age.
00:48:40.000Meaning whether or not chimpanzees are starting to experiment with tools to the point where it could be thought of as a natural trait, and whether or not they're going to start teaching each other.
00:48:48.000I mean, we know that human beings, at one point in time, used to be some sort of an ancient primate, and we evolved, and we developed, and we grew, and we became what we are today, right?
00:49:01.000We know we weren't this way four million years ago.
00:49:37.000Well, these fucking sharks are starting to jump out of the water.
00:49:40.000What if it was 10 years ago, they just didn't do it?
00:49:43.000What if one shark did it, and the other sharks were like, oh, and that shark got a lot of shark pussy, and the other sharks were like, I've got to start doing that, too.
00:50:04.000There's a video that I just saw last week on Facebook.
00:50:07.000It had like a gazillion views, but there's a monkey sitting in front of a screen with all these squares, and a sequence of numbers, one through ten, pops up in the squares, and you see it all mixed up just for a flash, and the chimp goes, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
00:50:25.000I was trying to do it, but I couldn't remember, I couldn't put them in order, but the monkeys, apparently, unless it's a hoax video, it could be, says chimps have a better short-term memory than humans, or it's just me, because I couldn't do it.
00:50:39.000They figured out how to do it to get food, and they teach them these sequences over a long period of time.
00:50:45.000They teach them how to do it, and then they know they're going to get food, but they've been doing it for a while.
00:53:26.000She gave him Xanax, and she gave him red wine.
00:53:30.000So even if he wasn't fucking her, which he probably was fucking her, he had a giant dick, a giant chimp dick, and giant chimp balls, and he's probably horny all the time.
00:53:37.000So maybe she just jerked him off every now and again.
00:53:52.000Think of a dude, a horny dude, and he's cuddling with his girl all the time, and he's never getting any pussy, and then a friend comes over right when he thinks he's about to get the pussy.
00:54:01.000A friend comes over and like, you're sleeping with a monkey!
00:55:06.000Well, you know, people are allowed to have wild animals that they shouldn't be allowed to.
00:55:10.000They just haven't changed the laws in certain places.
00:55:12.000There's actually a documentary called The Elephant in the Living Room that's all about people that own wild animals, like dangerous wild animals.
00:55:20.000And there's parts of the country where you could just, like Ohio, there was this guy that had a bunch of them.
00:55:25.000He had tigers and lions and elephants and shit, and then he opened up the gates and shot himself in the head.
00:55:48.000Dude, how about the kid who his parents, or I think it was his mom, owned like a crazy snake pet shop, and he committed suicide by letting a cobra bite him.
00:56:56.000That's one of those stories that is so crazy that when you start telling people, you have to dude them up just to get them prepared for it.
00:57:15.000But what they do is they have the private investigator that Courtney hired to make her look good, but she just went through the yellow pages and hired a motherfucker.
00:57:25.000She hired the detective of all detectives.
00:57:33.000This is all real shit when you watch this.
00:57:36.000He was divorcing her and writing her out of the will.
00:57:39.000He was in the process of writing her out of the will, and since she signed a prenup, she wasn't going to get that much.
00:57:45.000And he she was totally fucked up on her and he was trying to clean his shit up according to this documentary and then If she had something, it looks, it appears that she had something to do with his murder.
00:59:02.000He's like, this bitch is releasing it.
00:59:04.000And then with the evidence, the way he shot himself, according to how he would do it, that they found him, the way the shotgun shell fell is all wrong.
01:00:44.000When they have those fucking TV shows, like 48 Hours or something like that, and they have a reenactment, and then the reenactment dude doesn't look nothing like that.
01:01:34.000And then the cops, like the former police chief of Seattle where all this happened, he's on the documentary saying, they've got to reopen this thing.
01:02:44.000Like they fucked up a bunch of stuff and evidence and then finally like, ah, it's a suicide.
01:02:48.000Well, the guy, the head detective, the guy that was in charge of everything, he soon got fired or quit, forced to quit for some other scandals.
01:04:42.000I mean, I've done my best, and we've all fucked up in life, but I've done my best to try to avoid total nightmare-type relationships like that.
01:04:51.000That seems like not just a nightmare relationship, but a nightmare, if that is true, with a completely insane person who's willing to not just fake things for publicity, but possibly, you know, they're insinuating, allegedly killing him, right?
01:06:51.000How crazy would it be in our lifetime if all of a sudden Courtney Love winds up getting arrested and convicted for Kurt Cobain's murder and then you start thinking about all the guys that publicly dated her?
01:11:05.000After Jimi Hendrix died, his girlfriend was thrown off a roof in Soho.
01:11:10.000Yeah, they said she committed suicide, but this guy says they threw her off a roof because she knows that they killed Jimmy because Jimmy was leaving his manager.
01:11:18.000This is one thing the manager did do, okay?
01:11:20.000The manager had Jimmy kidnapped, had Jimmy kidnapped and then rescued him to show him that Jimmy needed him.
01:11:28.000So the manager had Jimi Hendrix fucking kidnapped.
01:12:14.000In the 1960s, the people that were running show business, there was a lot of gangsters in the music business, like legitimate gangsters that would get involved in the career of Frank Sinatra, that would get involved in the career of a lot of different artists.
01:12:27.000It was very, very common, because they could make a lot of money, and they liked being big shots.
01:12:31.000And they liked saying, hey, I'm Jimi Hendrix's manager.
01:13:18.000But right across the street from the Comedy Store is where he met her.
01:13:21.000Took her up to his mansion, blew her fucking brains out.
01:13:24.000And they, you know, they tried him and convicted him, but this guy was probably doing that his whole career, because that was the rumor, was that he would strong-arm people with guns.
01:13:33.000Like, I think that was, like, super common in the music business.
01:16:43.000That same stuff that they use is the same shit they put in Dramamine.
01:16:47.000And those little patches when you're getting seasick.
01:16:50.000They give you like a little patch, and it's like a little tiny amount of this, I think it's called scopolamine, I think that's how you say it.
01:16:55.000But it's the same active ingredient as those patches that they give you to keep you from fucking getting seasick.
01:17:41.000But I thought it's illegal, but I didn't see I didn't see in the documentary I didn't see like a test like testing people or any kind of I don't remember it's quite a while ago where I saw it I've watched too many documentaries they all go in and out there's no room I have no room in my hard drive.
01:17:59.000I gotta start deleting memories in my childhood.
01:18:19.000You know what's weird is when I was a kid I clicked football cards and I can remember almost to a T every player what college you played in.
01:18:26.000It's useless information for whatever reason it stuck with me.
01:18:47.000The fucking dude who flew the helicopter and he's helping him out and then there's the butler guy who lets him use the Ferrari and gets in trouble with it.
01:18:53.000Most of my vocabulary is from Ace Ventura or Adam Sandler.
01:21:40.000But when Dave Chappelle came on, dude, you, when it was over, we were dying so hard, when it was over, you turned around and you had this look on your, you walked out of the comedy store and you said, I've never been so inspired in all my life.
01:21:52.000You just wanted to go home and write jokes and shit.
01:22:44.000I think it's the best time for comedy ever.
01:22:46.000I think there's never been more really funny comics than right now.
01:22:50.000As far as me, as a fan, say if I never did stand-up again, or I never did it at all, I just watched it, I just looked around, and I compare this era to any other era.
01:25:04.000I don't watch football, so I don't pay attention, but he'll do fucking an hour on the Patriots, you know, and just go off about scores and...
01:31:18.000She's not doing it just to make you, like, when people drop a word on me and I know what they're doing, I go, ew, I know what you're doing.
01:31:25.000But she was, you know, that's a weird thing to say, too.
01:31:28.000But you kind of know when someone's doing it and when they're not.
01:35:19.000The more time you spend doing other things, like acting, especially 16 hour days on set, especially if you get a sitcom or something like that, there's a lot of time where you don't get to do stand-up.
01:35:31.000He's doing that, our podcast as a motherfucker now, with everything we've got going on.
01:35:58.000These things work because you're fucking around.
01:36:00.000Like, a show, if this was produced on television, right?
01:36:04.000And your show was, uh, someone came up to you and they said, this is our idea, we're gonna dress you up in the finest fashions, and we're gonna light you, we're gonna put your makeup on, and then we're gonna, you know, tell you what to talk about.
01:36:19.000Callan would start singing a song about something and they would cut you off.
01:36:22.000You can't sing a song about the muscles in your back.
01:36:26.000But since it's just you guys and you're just fucking around, then it becomes what it is.
01:36:32.000And then after it becomes what it is, it gets bigger and bigger until someone comes along and says, hey, why don't you guys do that for us?
01:37:59.000Trying to plot your life out, it's like when things start getting going, then it's like once you find something that starts getting going, then it's just follow through with it and stay on it and stay focused.
01:45:02.000But she was only involved in one because it was with Best Damn Sports Show.
01:45:06.000Well, what's up with, I don't know if you can talk about it, because Dominic, they're trying now, where this is the first time ever in a main event, they had Dominic Cruz in there with the three.
01:48:00.000And you also, there's no radical change from the first time he was in the UFC. What you see with Dos Anjos is a slow, steady progression.
01:48:07.000Until like the Nick Curzon days, then you see like a little a little stronger a little faster like and then you see the the Pettis fight just phenomenal cardio That's the thing that blew me away the most about that fight the amount of cardio that he had to have to put that pace on Pettis for five rounds I mean,
01:48:26.000that's just you got to be in insane condition.
01:48:29.000It's gonna be tough to beat that guy Then you find out that in that fight for the two weeks before the fight he fucked his knee up.
01:48:48.000I talked to Ryan Parsons about him, and Ryan Parsons said, he was telling him two years ago, he's like, if you keep going, you are the champion of the world.
01:50:33.000It might be after Fox, because you've got to think that UFC on Fox has got millions of people to watch, and we saw a destroyer in Dos Anjos.
01:51:34.000Yeah, we were talking about the Vladimir Klitschko fight that they stripped Vladimir, not Vladimir, Tyson Fury, who beat Vladimir Klitschko.
01:51:41.000They stripped him of one of his titles like immediately because he didn't want to fight the mandatory number one contender.
01:51:46.000So they immediately stripped him, like within two weeks, right?
01:52:12.000But if you were the number one contender like Frankie Edgar, and you've been beating dudes' asses, and you've been fucking up everybody, and you just knocked out Chad Mendes in spectacular fashion, and before that, you beat Uriah Faber, clearly, and then beat the brakes off Cub Swanson and submitted him in the fifth round.
01:52:29.000And before that, you beat the fuck out of BJ Penn.
01:52:33.000But it's not going to happen right now, and it should happen right now.
01:52:36.000If you're Frankie Edgar and you've been a respectful guy who's just been going out there and fighting his ass off and beating guys' asses, you're like, that fucking guy deserves his shot at the title.
01:53:21.000But this is where contractual agreements have to fall into play when it comes to champions, right?
01:53:27.000Because if this was any other situation, I guarantee you, if Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao...
01:53:34.000If Floyd Mayweather got knocked out by Manny Pacquiao, there's got to be some shit in the contract that says that Floyd gets an immediate rematch and he gets it within...
01:54:34.000If I'm Conor, I'm his management, and I don't give a fuck what his current contract is, I say, I'm not doing anything until I get $20 million to fight.
01:54:41.000He was a giant star before he knocked out Aldo.
01:55:38.000Yeah, he says that people think that it was a clean knockout, but it's actually a fight against multiple attackers, how he's hipping away from Big John.
01:55:49.000Have you seen that video where Big John knees him in the face?
01:57:22.000Like, the UFC needs someone who comes along like Holly.
01:57:25.000And they also need someone who comes along and shows the multifaceted approach of MMA that we all know and see every day in the men's divisions is now making its way to the women's division at a very high level.
01:57:39.000Instead of having the one person like Hoist Gracie was in the early UFC's would dominate with jiu-jitsu, right?
01:57:44.000Nobody knew what the fuck was going on.
01:58:43.000And I don't think you can compare at all, competition-wise, what's available to a man's 145-pound champion versus a women's 135-pound champion.
02:02:11.000Beat her, and beat her decisively, then just pulled out the fucking performance of a lifetime against a charging opponent, someone who really played into her strengths.
02:02:19.000If you look at the aggression that Ronda had, none of the other fights that she had, no one was that aggressive chasing after her.
02:02:26.000People were much more respectful of her striking ability.
02:02:35.000And if you look at, at least on paper, credential-wise, no one's as high-level as Hawley in MMA and in the women's division, other than Ioanniu Jacek and this new woman, Shwevchenko.
02:03:01.000This chick's 17-time World Muay Thai Champion.
02:03:03.000Then you've got Ioana Jacek, six-time World Muay Thai Champion.
02:03:07.000I just think, with Joe Zalto, what he's done for the sport, give him time off, let him heal, and then...
02:03:13.000Let everything else figure itself out, make these huge fights, and then when Jose goes, alright, I'm ready, a year from now, you give him the title shot.
02:03:59.000He might have been high as fuck when he said that.
02:04:02.000He said in an interview right after, he goes, Joe Silva guaranteed me I get Conor.
02:04:07.000I'll tell you one thing that I... I gotta give props to Jeff Nowitzki, not just for what he's done to scare the fuck out of everybody and make them all get off the sauce, because he's definitely done that.
02:07:18.000But my point is that, like, if there's some things that you really need to do and you fuck off and you don't do them and you get laid, you're gonna hate yourself.
02:07:26.000There's gonna be a part of you that knows you didn't do the shit you were supposed to do.
02:07:29.000And if you fuck off and you get too lazy and don't accomplish things, you're not gonna enjoy the rest as much as you do when you do accomplish things.
02:12:53.000And then that body shot, oh my god, he kept hitting him.
02:12:55.000He was switching stances real good, and he was constantly moving, and he said to me after the fight, first thing he said is that Wim Hof breathing stuff works.
02:18:09.000I always call a turning side kick a spinning back kick.
02:18:12.000Or sometimes people throw it like a spinning side kick.
02:18:16.000The difference between, people also give me a hard time about the wheel kick spinning hook kick, like I had a conversation with this dude about it online, but that's the same kick.
02:18:23.000The difference between a hook kick and a wheel kick is like the difference between a long left hook and a short left hook.
02:19:34.000But the back kick and the turning side kick, they are different.
02:19:38.000Like Chuck Liddell throws the back kick.
02:19:40.000He would throw it, he's like throwing it on bags, shows people holding the pad for it, and he'll throw it.
02:19:45.000And so he throws it like donkey kick style, like the heel is up, toes are down.
02:19:50.000The way Barboza throws it, he throws it spinning side kick or turning side kick, where the foot is flat and the heel and the toes are parallel to the floor.
02:21:11.000When Conor McGregor knocked out Aldo, there's a Brazilian judge or writer or whatever the fuck, journalist, whoever gets to vote on these things, that voted Conor down four spaces on the pound for pound.
02:21:52.000They have some goofy system of how they do this thing, and there's a bunch of dummies out there that somehow or another think Rhonda should be ranked above Holly after Holly knocked her out because Rhonda's beaten so many people.
02:23:49.000So that's two fights that he had that were really slow to pull the trigger, not much happens.
02:23:54.000Travis just went after him, and he went after Travis, and I think a lot of that might have been familiarity, because both those guys knew each other really well from the gym, from training together.
02:24:03.000And the word was that Arlovsky would get the better of Travis in sparring.
02:24:07.000When there's nothing on the line, it's all just skills, right?
02:24:10.000When you're just in the cage, you're training together, there's no pressure, there's no media, there's no nothing, then you just see skills.
02:24:18.000Arlovsky has some vicious fucking striking skills.
02:24:21.000Like if you go back to just skills, you go back to his early fights and you watch his knockouts when he was the UFC heavyweight champion, Fuck, dude.
02:25:06.000What a fucking crazy slugfest that was.
02:25:10.000The Travis Brown-Arlovsky fight might have been one of the greatest first rounds or one-rounders ever in the history of the heavyweight division.
02:25:15.000I agree, especially where they're ranked.
02:27:02.000But he got taken down off of a kick, but the dude who took him down couldn't do anything with him, and then he got back up and just boxed him up, man.
02:28:57.000Like, if it wasn't some freak who just shoots D-ball into his dick hole until his fucking neck explodes, if it was actually, like, what's, like, the best-looking body for an athlete, it's Yoel Romero.
02:30:48.000Bernard, like, the perfect example of the difference between Bernard and, like, say Roy Jones Jr. Like, Roy Jones Jr. was athleticism and speed and all this crazy power and technique.
02:31:00.000But he wasn't like the classically trained boxer like Bernard was.
02:31:04.000So he beat Bernard early in his career.
02:31:07.000But then when they fought late in the career, Bernard was older than him by several years.
02:42:41.000As soon as he realized he switched southpaw and caught that dude with a right hook, he's like, oh, we're going to be fighting like this from now on, sir.
02:44:23.000They're supposed to get you back out there quicker.
02:44:25.000For a football player or any sort of an athlete in another sport that doesn't get tested outside of seasons, you're supposed to do steroids.
02:45:43.000I think then Manny Pacquiao, they start going over the fact that he got the shoulder surgery, and then they show him hitting the pads to get everybody to believe again.
02:49:39.000I know it sounds like Ron is nuts, but he's the first guy over to do this.
02:49:42.000Everybody's going to fill in their credit card information, and then at the stroke of midnight, 1159, they're all going to press enter at the same time.