The Michael Knowles Show - YES or NO ｜ Real Answers and Real Drinks with MATT WALSH

00:00:00.000 My friend Matt Walsh and I have known each other for a long time at this point.

00:00:19.020 However, only recently have we moved to the same town, spent a little more time together,

00:00:24.460 and so now I want to test how well we really know one another.

00:00:28.320 The game, very simple. Each of us has a drink. I'll let you guess whose is whose.

00:00:34.780 I think it's pretty obvious at this point. I've got the martini. Matt, you've got the beer.

00:00:41.040 We're going to read a prompt and then guess how the other person would respond to that prompt.

00:00:47.420 I think I got it.

00:00:48.420 You think you got it. And then if you get it wrong, you got a drink.

00:00:51.700 I mean, well, that's fine. That's fine.

00:00:53.460 They were trying to get me to go just straight whiskey for this game.

00:00:56.420 And I thought, it's 3 o'clock in the afternoon right now, so we're going to be a little bit more.

00:01:00.200 3 o'clock in the afternoon in Nashville.

00:01:02.400 Yeah, that's true.

00:01:02.920 But what time is it in Dubai? I don't know. It's like in the middle of the night over there.

00:01:05.640 That's a good point.

00:01:05.980 So you could do that.

00:01:07.240 I also feel I might be at a bit of a disadvantage because this is basically, you know,

00:01:11.940 the way I make a martini is I pour cold gin into a glass while looking at a bottle of vermouth on the other side of the room.

00:01:18.440 So this is a very boozy cocktail.

00:01:23.080 Well, I'm at a disadvantage because I would probably do poorly in this game with anyone

00:01:27.120 because I don't know anything about anyone or pay attention to anyone because I'm a narcissist and a sociopath.

00:01:33.840 So that's the disadvantage I'm at.

00:01:36.620 Cheers to that.

00:01:37.700 Should we have a little sip just to begin?

00:01:39.820 What, to being a narcissist and a sociopath?

00:01:41.260 To being a narcissist and a sociopath.

00:01:42.840 So I don't have to chug the entire thing for each wrong answer.

00:01:47.500 No, no.

00:01:48.120 That would make it interesting.

00:01:49.220 Yes, that would.

00:01:51.060 Okay, I'll go first.

00:01:55.160 Wearing glasses makes people appear more intelligent.

00:02:00.240 Oh, is that, so what am I supposed to do here?

00:02:03.320 So you've got to guess.

00:02:04.600 You already have.

00:02:04.880 I'm already drunk.

00:02:05.420 You've had one sip of beer.

00:02:07.240 You have to guess how I would respond to that prompt.

00:02:11.080 And I will guess how you would respond to that prompt.

00:02:13.440 So, for instance, you are wearing glasses.

00:02:15.300 So I think it's safe to say you would agree with that prompt.

00:02:19.700 So I've moved yours to the yes part.

00:02:22.220 Now you've got to move my...

00:02:23.060 Oh, do you agree with that prompt?

00:02:24.840 Yes.

00:02:25.480 Let's start over, explain the whole game again.

00:02:27.180 Yeah, so basically these are glasses of alcohol.

00:02:30.400 Yeah, so, okay.

00:02:32.760 I'm going to say, you'll say no because you're...

00:02:36.400 Because you could wear glasses, but you don't wear glasses most of the time.

00:02:39.200 You know what?

00:02:40.240 Yeah.

00:02:41.080 I think absolutely glasses do make you look smarter.

00:02:46.660 Now, do you know why I don't wear them all the time?

00:02:49.320 Why?

00:02:49.800 Because when I wear the glasses, I look exactly like Rachel Maddow.

00:02:54.000 That's true.

00:02:54.340 And this is no joke.

00:02:55.120 Ben Shapiro came up to me one time.

00:02:56.980 He goes, Michael, you've got to lose the glasses.

00:02:59.780 I said, what are you talking about?

00:03:00.940 He said, conservatives don't wear the glasses.

00:03:03.960 I said, yes.

00:03:04.800 What?

00:03:05.200 I said, yeah.

00:03:05.740 I said, well, this is actually...

00:03:06.820 It didn't even occur to me at this point because you were still stuck in the car in the

00:03:09.420 middle of the woods.

00:03:09.860 I said, no, plenty of political people on TV wear glasses.

00:03:13.700 He said, who?

00:03:14.640 I said, you know, Rachel Maddow, Lawrence O'Donnell, Chris Matthews, Chris Hayes.

00:03:22.700 It was all the libs.

00:03:23.680 I couldn't name a single conservative on TV.

00:03:26.020 You might be the one exception.

00:03:27.080 Only the libs wear glasses.

00:03:29.160 I never thought of it like that.

00:03:29.920 Only the libs, because we can see so clearly ourselves.

00:03:32.560 Well, so that means I got it wrong.

00:03:33.700 You got it wrong.

00:03:34.300 You have to drink.

00:03:35.200 I'll drink in solidarity.

00:03:37.480 All right.

00:03:38.180 Do you have a...

00:03:38.640 You got to reset over here.

00:03:40.300 Do you have a context?

00:03:42.500 Oh, yeah.

00:03:42.760 I can barely see.

00:03:43.600 Everything's blurry, but I just want to look like a conservative, so I just throw them

00:03:46.220 out.

00:03:46.420 Okay, that's fine.

00:03:46.980 Drive like a maniac.

00:03:47.620 Ben Shapiro likes me more.

00:03:51.920 Me as in me.

00:03:53.880 But it could be...

00:03:54.980 Just to clarify, right?

00:03:55.980 Because we're talking about me.

00:03:56.640 No, but it's how what I...

00:03:58.180 So are we each talking about ourselves?

00:04:00.480 Is the me relating to both of us?

00:04:02.180 You are going to answer whether I think that Ben likes me more than you.

00:04:08.900 Why didn't the card just say Michael?

00:04:10.620 Well, because then I'm going to answer if you think that Ben likes you more than me.

00:04:16.900 I quit.

00:04:17.620 I'm good.

00:04:19.760 I...

00:04:20.480 Yes.

00:04:21.040 So I'm going to say you think that Ben likes you more than me.

00:04:27.200 Yes.

00:04:27.680 And then you got to...

00:04:28.440 Do I think that Ben likes me more than you?

00:04:33.640 I think that you think that Ben likes me more than you.

00:04:38.840 Yes.

00:04:40.460 No, me.

00:04:41.660 Me more than you.

00:04:42.320 Okay, so no.

00:04:43.140 So no.

00:04:44.240 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:44.860 I think...

00:04:45.680 So what?

00:04:46.180 I think that was correct.

00:04:47.200 I don't...

00:04:47.940 I don't even know what we answered.

00:04:49.220 I think we both got that one right.

00:04:50.260 We both got that one right.

00:04:51.180 We should drink.

00:04:51.740 Okay.

00:04:51.960 You're right.

00:04:52.280 I agree.

00:04:53.480 Who wrote...

00:04:54.100 Can you write it a little clearer?

00:04:55.680 For God's sakes.

00:04:59.840 Jeez.

00:05:00.200 All right.

00:05:00.800 Let's see.

00:05:01.440 Let's see.

00:05:01.460 Maybe this one will be clearer.

00:05:04.140 Leviticus 19 verse 28 was more of a chill suggestion, making tattoos completely acceptable for Christians today.

00:05:15.820 Acceptable is going to be doing a lot of work here.

00:05:17.680 So Leviticus 19 verse 28 says, no tattoos.

00:05:22.380 Well, yeah.

00:05:24.920 Now I can't help but notice.

00:05:27.500 Got a little ink there on there.

00:05:29.120 That's just...

00:05:29.540 That's henna.

00:05:30.040 That's fake.

00:05:30.700 I redo that every morning before I come out.

00:05:33.360 Nice henna cairo, yeah.

00:05:35.440 The permanent marker.

00:05:36.220 Yeah, the Hindu artist, or more likely some like Lib woman artist doing henna tattoos,

00:05:41.580 she must be very confused every morning when you say, I need the cairo on my arm.

00:05:45.380 Yeah, well, and see, again, the question is not framed exactly correctly because my...

00:05:51.080 Well, I don't want to give my answer until you've guessed.

00:05:52.780 Okay.

00:05:53.420 So the question...

00:05:54.540 The question...

00:05:55.160 Acceptable is...

00:05:56.100 Are we talking about...

00:05:56.780 Chill suggestion.

00:05:58.460 Yeah.

00:05:59.580 Is it unfair framing to begin with?

00:06:03.060 Yeah.

00:06:03.280 As far as I know, God, particularly in the Old Testament, does not generally make chill

00:06:07.720 suggestions.

00:06:08.920 Neither chill nor suggestion would apply to the Old Testament at any point, so...

00:06:13.980 But the question is today, do those specific laws still hold today?

00:06:19.800 Right, and I'm confident that you would say no, that they don't hold.

00:06:26.280 Yes, I suppose...

00:06:27.460 Okay.

00:06:28.100 Now, yes, on the...

00:06:30.800 I think the substantive read of the question is true.

00:06:33.020 Yes.

00:06:33.280 However, the word acceptable...

00:06:35.000 Right.

00:06:36.020 It is my opinion that the only people who should have tattoos are convicts and sailors.

00:06:45.960 Now...

00:06:46.200 Not body shame me, first of all.

00:06:48.500 How dare you?

00:06:49.420 I will say, you've got a kind of burly demeanor.

00:06:55.420 Yeah.

00:06:55.760 You can pull...

00:06:56.440 And it's a strange tattoo because it's an ancient Christian symbol.

00:07:01.740 Like it's...

00:07:02.060 Oh, is that what it is?

00:07:02.740 I don't know if you know the...

00:07:03.840 I thought it was Japanese for water.

00:07:05.580 I was going for...

00:07:06.240 I was going for RX, like, prescription, and I forgot that...

00:07:08.760 You've got to go back in.

00:07:09.900 I'm just a big fan of Tylenol.

00:07:11.380 Yeah.

00:07:11.500 Yes.

00:07:11.840 Okay.

00:07:12.080 So, we both got that right.

00:07:13.740 So, I guess we should drink.

00:07:16.460 Are those the rules?

00:07:17.260 By the way, no, I totally respect the view of hating tattoos.

00:07:22.200 Yeah.

00:07:22.840 And I should be a guy who hates them, so it's very confusing for people.

00:07:25.540 Yes.

00:07:26.580 Like, but in terms of the Old Testament argument, I find it absurd.

00:07:31.600 Clearly, those are not...

00:07:33.300 Those are ceremonial Jewish laws that don't...

00:07:35.260 And there is a difference between moral laws, ceremonial laws.

00:07:39.780 Right.

00:07:40.080 This is...

00:07:40.900 Sometimes people get tripped up on this, but there are.

00:07:42.960 And especially tattoos in that context would have been pagan symbolism.

00:07:47.620 Right.

00:07:47.920 But also, if you get the little, like, the Japanese for water, you know, like the 20-year-old

00:07:52.400 white girls do, that is immoral.

00:07:54.800 That is a damnable offense.

00:07:56.740 I will agree with you there.

00:07:57.440 Yes.

00:07:57.740 Okay.

00:07:58.620 Okay.

00:08:01.380 I would rather be stuck in an elevator with a bleeding heart, burning bro communist than

00:08:06.020 a libertarian who thinks we can all get along if people just let you do you.

00:08:11.100 Okay.

00:08:11.380 Now, it's your answer to this.

00:08:13.720 I'd rather be stuck with a burning bro than a libertarian.

00:08:17.920 All right.

00:08:18.200 I'm just going to go for it.

00:08:24.180 I'm going to say, yes, you would rather be stuck with the burning bro.

00:08:28.400 Oh, I misunderstood the question.

00:08:30.580 You would rather be stuck...

00:08:31.520 Yes.

00:08:31.820 Okay.

00:08:31.960 I'm switching my...

00:08:33.040 Yeah.

00:08:33.300 Yeah.

00:08:33.800 Yes.

00:08:34.240 I think, yes, you would rather be stuck with the burning bro than the libertarian.

00:08:38.000 And I certainly would rather be stuck with the burning bro than the libertarian.

00:08:40.160 Yeah.

00:08:40.180 We're on the same page.

00:08:40.940 Yes.

00:08:41.220 There's no question.

00:08:42.940 Libertarians probably annoy me more than any other humans on earth at this point in my...

00:08:47.780 Yes.

00:08:48.440 It is...

00:08:49.820 In college, we used to sing a song.

00:08:51.740 It's not a joke.

00:08:52.460 We'd sing, God wrought ye libertarians, ye fill me with dismay.

00:08:56.680 Your anarchistic tendencies.

00:08:59.120 Your...

00:09:00.440 I forget.

00:09:00.920 I was usually even a little more lubricated when I was singing it in college.

00:09:05.880 But the point is, yeah, libertarianism, super lame.

00:09:08.720 Yeah.

00:09:09.120 Okay.

00:09:09.340 Agreed.

00:09:09.700 Let's see.

00:09:12.900 So now I'm up.

00:09:15.060 Generally speaking, America should not get involved with conflicts in Taiwan or Israel.

00:09:21.780 So we've got to reset.

00:09:22.940 Well, yeah.

00:09:24.560 What you're going to answer on this, America should...

00:09:26.740 Generally speaking, America should not get involved with conflicts in Taiwan or Israel.

00:09:30.840 Well, I think you're going to say...

00:09:35.840 I'm going to give you a yes, should not.

00:09:40.540 Yeah, I think that's about right.

00:09:42.020 Yeah.

00:09:42.180 Because the generally speaking here is the key.

00:09:44.260 Right, exactly.

00:09:45.000 Yeah.

00:09:45.120 Right.

00:09:45.360 I think there...

00:09:46.500 When it is in America's interest, and there can be times when it's in America's interest

00:09:50.060 to push back China or to push back certain Arab states, then we certainly should.

00:09:56.320 But as an ongoing matter of constantly managing these places, probably not.

00:10:01.260 Probably that would be an intangling alliance.

00:10:03.120 Yeah, I'm generally in favor of allowing countries to handle their own affairs.

00:10:06.580 Yeah.

00:10:07.440 So...

00:10:08.040 Yeah.

00:10:08.580 We keep getting them right, but we're just still drinking, so I guess that's fine.

00:10:11.800 That's cool.

00:10:12.280 Sounds like we're winning.

00:10:14.320 All right.

00:10:14.900 You're on.

00:10:17.860 There are a lot of questions, too.

00:10:19.600 Yeah.

00:10:20.420 Matthew McConaughey is more likely to win a governor race in Texas than Caitlyn Jenner

00:10:24.740 in California.

00:10:26.740 So it's more likely, not who would you rather see win?

00:10:29.260 More likely?

00:10:31.760 Yeah, okay.

00:10:32.520 I'll answer.

00:10:35.140 Yeah, I'm going to assume that you'd say yes to that.

00:10:38.920 Totally.

00:10:39.580 Yeah.

00:10:39.740 I mean, I know that right now it's fashionable for conservatives to say that, you know,

00:10:45.360 Democrats are the real transphobes or whatever, but it...

00:10:49.740 I don't...

00:10:50.420 Caitlyn's not going to win, right?

00:10:51.700 And he...

00:10:52.420 I don't think so.

00:10:53.260 He is polling at like 2%.

00:10:55.620 I dare you.

00:10:56.420 Wow.

00:10:57.420 He's polling it.

00:10:58.240 So conservatives are buying into the left's...

00:11:03.300 Basically giving up on reality for the sake of this trans candidate who's not even going

00:11:07.840 to win.

00:11:08.580 Wait.

00:11:09.100 So...

00:11:09.420 I thought when you said he, I assumed you were referring to Matthew McConaughey.

00:11:11.640 Oh, yeah.

00:11:12.140 Sorry.

00:11:12.360 Just to clarify.

00:11:12.740 You were calling Bruce Jenner the guy in the Wheatiest Box a he?

00:11:16.500 Caitlyn Jenner.

00:11:17.420 Caitlyn.

00:11:17.740 I'm sorry.

00:11:17.980 I'll respect the name.

00:11:19.020 You know, I've long respected the name.

00:11:21.500 I'm getting to the point where I don't know that I will.

00:11:25.220 Here's why.

00:11:26.620 Yeah, you can change your name, whatever.

00:11:28.020 Prince can become a symbol, right?

00:11:29.360 And he's the artist who only knows Prince.

00:11:30.580 But Caitlyn is a woman's name.

00:11:33.760 I don't think that a dude should go by Caitlyn.

00:11:37.340 I agree with you there.

00:11:38.580 Yeah.

00:11:38.900 But a name actually is a social construct.

00:11:42.840 Like, that is a social...

00:11:44.440 It's something we come up with.

00:11:45.560 Just a...

00:11:46.320 It is a symbol to represent a person.

00:11:48.860 That's right.

00:11:49.500 It's an arbitrary symbol.

00:11:50.500 So it could be anything.

00:11:52.440 Maybe it's...

00:11:53.520 As long as you've changed...

00:11:54.440 If you change it legally, then that's your name.

00:11:57.140 Yeah, I don't know.

00:11:58.120 I think I might be more of a theocratic fascist than you are in this case.

00:12:01.060 Now I've got to recalibrate my position.

00:12:02.120 Yes, because here's what I think.

00:12:03.980 Name...

00:12:04.300 I have to scramble to get to the right of you on this.

00:12:07.960 No one gets names anymore.

00:12:09.260 It should be...

00:12:09.740 Right, yes.

00:12:10.240 It's illegal to have a name.

00:12:12.120 Because I think it's a symbol, right?

00:12:14.400 They're symbols.

00:12:15.080 But you get a name at birth, right?

00:12:17.040 It's your Christian name, we say.

00:12:18.540 Yeah.

00:12:18.800 I don't think you should be able really to change it.

00:12:20.420 And also, by the way, if we can call men Caitlyn, then Johnny Cash's song, A Boy Named Sue,

00:12:25.100 is no longer...

00:12:25.660 It was never funny, but it's no longer even ostensibly funny.

00:12:28.400 We have destroyed that song.

00:12:29.580 Yeah.

00:12:29.700 Uh, yeah.

00:12:31.400 I don't really...

00:12:32.380 I don't agree with what you're saying, but I don't want to be in the position of arguing...

00:12:36.240 The liberal side of it.

00:12:37.320 Right.

00:12:37.600 So I'm just going to move on from that.

00:12:39.320 Fair enough.

00:12:39.780 Am I up now?

00:12:41.280 Mm-hmm.

00:12:41.660 Yeah, okay.

00:12:42.040 Okay.

00:12:43.140 I have confidence that the 2022 midterms will bring a relative red wave.

00:12:52.980 A relative red wave.

00:12:55.380 What the hell?

00:12:56.860 What is that?

00:12:57.740 It took me a second for that to sink in.

00:12:59.340 It's redundant.

00:13:00.420 A relative red wave.

00:13:02.260 I...

00:13:02.820 Okay.

00:13:04.120 I'll...

00:13:04.360 Maybe you'll be more optimistic on this one.

00:13:06.960 Drink.

00:13:08.360 Okay.

00:13:08.960 I'm firmly in the no category.

00:13:12.600 I'm not saying no, it won't happen.

00:13:14.420 I'm saying I'm not confident.

00:13:16.160 And I'm not confident because Democrats rewrote all the election laws and gave themselves a lot

00:13:21.360 of advantages.

00:13:21.860 I wish I could be confident, but I'm not...

00:13:26.540 Yeah, my lack of confidence is more just a general pessimism to life, but...

00:13:31.440 And to the Republicans.

00:13:33.020 Yeah.

00:13:33.180 So, you know...

00:13:34.240 They are very good at clutching defeat from the jaws of victory.

00:13:37.500 Yeah.

00:13:37.800 They're expert at that.

00:13:38.860 And we would need to know a little bit more about what a red wave would even mean, but...

00:13:41.500 Yeah.

00:13:41.720 I think they'll pick up some seats, but...

00:13:43.020 Yeah.

00:13:43.300 They sort of have to, right?

00:13:45.820 If they didn't pick up some seats, something would have gone seriously wrong, but maybe

00:13:50.000 something did go seriously wrong.

00:13:52.100 All right.

00:13:52.460 Of course, I know what you're going to say to this.

00:13:53.680 All parties involved in the production and distribution of pornography should be arrested

00:13:57.140 and held criminally liable.

00:13:58.800 Yeah.

00:13:59.780 So, it's just...

00:14:00.940 It's like, cool.

00:14:02.920 Let's drink to that.

00:14:03.660 Yeah, absolutely.

00:14:04.280 Let's drink to that.

00:14:06.400 Hmm.

00:14:08.340 It's my criminal justice reform, by the way.

00:14:10.720 Yeah, you know...

00:14:11.220 That's my first step act.

00:14:12.220 First step to recovering a sense of true liberty, yeah.

00:14:15.220 I actually...

00:14:16.100 I'm a little bit of optimism there.

00:14:18.280 It seems to me that there's a growing sense on the right to treat pornography in this way.

00:14:25.340 Because five, six years ago, even when this first subject really came up, it was like

00:14:30.900 a few years ago when we were talking about it, and the backlash from the right was intense.

00:14:35.700 Well, just from like the boomer libertarian right.

00:14:37.980 Yeah.

00:14:38.140 They were like, what?

00:14:38.800 Porn's awesome.

00:14:39.880 Thomas Jefferson loved porn.

00:14:41.500 Yeah, exactly.

00:14:42.000 George Washington had a subscription to OnlyFans.

00:14:44.780 Yeah.

00:14:44.880 This is what our founders envisioned.

00:14:46.160 This is what they wanted.

00:14:46.600 This is a blessing of liberty.

00:14:47.980 Yeah, right.

00:14:48.520 But it seems to be, especially among younger conservatives, it seems to be a little bit

00:14:51.820 of a shift there.

00:14:52.640 Totally.

00:14:52.960 Well, you know, the irony is all the kind of boomer con, you know, libertarian types,

00:14:57.820 they'll say like, guys, come on, what?

00:14:59.560 You're not going to look at porn all the time?

00:15:02.220 And, you know, I bet a lot of those Zoomers, those like 18-year-old conservatives who were

00:15:06.520 super anti-porn, I bet they've looked at porn.

00:15:09.140 Ha!

00:15:09.740 Hypocrites?

00:15:10.300 It's like, yeah, I bet they have.

00:15:12.120 I bet they realize how horrible it is.

00:15:13.640 Yeah.

00:15:13.860 And that's why they're so opposed to it.

00:15:15.880 They've grown up, a lot of these kids have grown up, they were exposed to it when they

00:15:18.720 were like seven.

00:15:19.520 Yes.

00:15:19.760 And they just see how empty and gross and disgusting it is, so.

00:15:24.160 Yeah.

00:15:25.000 Yeah.

00:15:25.380 That's good.

00:15:25.800 I have something to celebrate.

00:15:26.740 Oh, that's on.

00:15:27.360 This is me.

00:15:27.840 Okay.

00:15:29.200 Vegans should not be allowed to vote.

00:15:33.380 Vegans should not be allowed to vote.

00:15:35.040 Should not be allowed to vote.

00:15:39.620 I'm going to assume that you would probably say no to that.

00:15:44.460 Vegans should not be allowed to vote.

00:15:47.240 You know, I'm going to say that you're going to be pretty moderate here, kind of more of

00:15:52.840 a liberal.

00:15:53.620 That's a risky move.

00:15:54.800 I'm going to say, and you're going to say that maybe the vegans should be allowed to vote.

00:15:58.720 Well, okay, there's a little bit of a nuance here because I believe strongly in greatly

00:16:06.100 reducing the number of people who can legally vote.

00:16:07.820 Of course.

00:16:08.820 Greatly reducing it.

00:16:09.620 Yes.

00:16:10.340 Through any number of means.

00:16:12.180 Yes.

00:16:12.840 And I think that through the means that I have in mind, most vegans will be ruled out.

00:16:16.800 Yes.

00:16:17.040 I agree.

00:16:18.180 I'm with you.

00:16:18.820 But it probably wouldn't be determined based on their veganism.

00:16:21.920 Yes.

00:16:22.340 This is the issue.

00:16:23.560 The Venn diagram of people who should be disqualified from voting and vegans, it's almost exactly

00:16:31.500 a circle, but I don't think it's totally synonymous.

00:16:35.480 So we can take care of them without having to directly target them.

00:16:39.380 Because that would raise constitutional issues.

00:16:40.840 I think just in the same place that you had a constitutional right to look at weird porn

00:16:45.180 and stuff, you have the constitutional guarantee that vegans can vote.

00:16:48.620 Yeah.

00:16:49.000 In the same penumbra.

00:16:49.600 Exactly.

00:16:50.180 Yeah.

00:16:52.020 The Crusades were unprovoked aggression towards the peaceful Muslim world.

00:16:56.960 Well, let's just...

00:16:58.340 Okay.

00:16:58.940 Cool.

00:16:59.660 Oh, yeah.

00:17:00.180 Okay.

00:17:00.400 I almost put you towards the ass.

00:17:01.460 That's scary.

00:17:02.260 Yeah, there is.

00:17:03.040 I mean, that's the funniest prompt that we've had yet.

00:17:05.580 Yeah.

00:17:05.860 That's really...

00:17:06.740 Not much to talk about there.

00:17:08.140 To defeating the Saracens and retaking the Holy Land.

00:17:11.420 Deus Vult.

00:17:12.500 I'm going to run out, by the way.

00:17:13.980 Do we get more?

00:17:19.480 We've refilled Mr. Walsh's Stein here.

00:17:23.940 Now we continue.

00:17:27.560 Vaccine passports seem more like a prophecy from Revelation than a public health concern or

00:17:33.740 benefit.

00:17:34.220 Yeah, I'm assuming you're saying yes on that.

00:17:39.840 Yeah, that's not a tricky one, I find.

00:17:43.040 I think it's a little strong.

00:17:44.520 I mean, prophecy from Revelation, I don't know if I'd put it that way.

00:17:46.820 I'm not saying they seem like a prophecy.

00:17:48.640 But more like.

00:17:49.260 But I'm saying more like.

00:17:49.840 Yeah.

00:17:50.400 Yeah, yeah.

00:17:50.720 I'll go with that.

00:17:51.520 You know, the thing is, I don't think we're living in the end times.

00:17:54.900 You know, they're always worried about this is the mark of the beast or that's the mark

00:17:57.440 of the beast.

00:17:58.520 But, you know, someone's going to be living in the end times, right?

00:18:00.600 I mean, it's...

00:18:00.960 Yeah, it's got to be someone, but...

00:18:02.780 Like, I don't think it's me.

00:18:05.040 I don't think I am, but...

00:18:06.940 But you can think of plenty of periods through history where they would have had a better

00:18:09.800 case.

00:18:10.380 Black death.

00:18:10.700 Yes.

00:18:11.020 You know, things like that.

00:18:13.200 But, yeah.

00:18:15.080 I mean, vaccine passport, I'm very much against.

00:18:18.260 As far as whether people get a vaccine, I don't care.

00:18:20.680 That's my thing.

00:18:21.420 I don't get it if you want or don't if you don't.

00:18:23.420 Yeah.

00:18:24.320 That's my thing.

00:18:24.680 Yeah, I'm not hardcore enough to say, like, definitely don't get it.

00:18:28.080 But I am prudential enough to think, like, hey, if you make a risk calculation and you

00:18:36.500 say that the risk is better for me to get the vaccine, then just do it.

00:18:41.200 You know, if you're in an at-risk group or something, okay, cool.

00:18:43.720 But if you're a healthy 28-year-old or something and you just think, well, I face statistically

00:18:50.240 like no risk from this virus, then I don't, the creepy kind of vax or mask or vote or die

00:18:58.360 or whatever, that'll, I just think it's so creepy, it makes me less likely to want to

00:19:03.320 do it every time they say it.

00:19:04.820 Yeah.

00:19:05.440 That's why I just let people make their own decisions.

00:19:07.240 That's, here we go.

00:19:10.280 Aliens more than likely exist.

00:19:13.360 This does not include illegal or naturalized aliens, Michael Knowles.

00:19:16.700 That's on the card just so you know.

00:19:17.660 It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's.

00:19:19.980 Guatemalans definitely exist, yeah.

00:19:21.840 Okay.

00:19:22.400 So, I think you're going to say no on that.

00:19:23.920 I think you're going to say yes.

00:19:25.500 You're absolutely right.

00:19:26.160 You're right.

00:19:26.580 You're totally right.

00:19:27.400 I don't, if you asked me today, put $50,000 on do aliens exist or not, I'd say they do not.

00:19:35.380 But that determination on your part is almost entirely theological.

00:19:42.140 It has a theological aspect.

00:19:43.740 part of it is

00:19:45.900 I never got into aliens

00:19:49.060 even when I was an atheist

00:19:49.900 I was like

00:19:50.300 I don't really think

00:19:51.180 there's aliens

00:19:51.680 because they'd always be like

00:19:53.320 but the universe is big

00:19:54.980 and I was like

00:19:55.380 well okay

00:19:56.060 whatever

00:19:56.400 it's big and sterile

00:19:57.880 mostly

00:19:58.540 I know you don't find

00:20:01.640 the universe is big

00:20:02.420 argument to be compelling

00:20:03.300 I think it is

00:20:04.040 because of

00:20:04.460 just how

00:20:05.300 we're talking about

00:20:05.900 100 billion galaxies

00:20:06.760 or more

00:20:07.440 in the observable universe

00:20:08.620 100 billion galaxies

00:20:10.560 100 billion stars

00:20:11.920 in each galaxy

00:20:12.680 give or take

00:20:13.300 yeah

00:20:13.700 you know

00:20:15.620 let's say 5 or 6 planets

00:20:16.840 on average

00:20:17.340 around each star

00:20:18.620 yeah

00:20:19.080 how many planets

00:20:20.600 does that make

00:20:21.280 yeah no

00:20:21.820 I mean

00:20:22.080 let's say there's

00:20:22.800 like a gazillion planets

00:20:24.380 I just don't

00:20:25.100 the fact that

00:20:26.800 there's a bunch of rocks

00:20:27.900 does not to me

00:20:29.080 imply

00:20:29.680 that

00:20:30.500 there's a life

00:20:31.820 on any of them

00:20:32.800 well but if you were to

00:20:33.500 take okay

00:20:33.840 because we don't know

00:20:34.560 we don't know anything

00:20:35.800 about the origin of life

00:20:37.060 as a sort of

00:20:38.000 scientific matter

00:20:39.020 certainly if you were

00:20:40.140 to take religion

00:20:40.840 completely out of it

00:20:41.480 which you can't

00:20:42.120 but if you were

00:20:43.640 yeah

00:20:44.100 then you're looking at it

00:20:45.300 as a matter of pure statistics

00:20:46.500 yeah

00:20:47.200 what's the statistical likelihood

00:20:49.500 of there being life

00:20:50.340 on other planets

00:20:50.780 but I think

00:20:51.180 in order to do

00:20:52.360 the statistical analysis

00:20:53.540 you've got to know

00:20:55.320 how you go from

00:20:57.560 not life to life

00:20:58.860 right

00:20:59.100 because that's the

00:20:59.580 it

00:20:59.960 I have no doubt

00:21:01.040 that if there's some kind of life

00:21:02.240 that you could get

00:21:03.060 some kind of other life

00:21:03.980 I'm kind of there

00:21:04.940 I think that's

00:21:05.480 but if we have truly

00:21:07.580 no scientific understanding

00:21:09.120 of how

00:21:09.860 of how life starts

00:21:11.500 then

00:21:12.760 and we

00:21:13.580 there are some theories on it

00:21:14.620 but there's no good evidence

00:21:15.780 for them

00:21:16.180 then even

00:21:17.560 let's say there's a million places

00:21:19.040 there's a zillion places

00:21:19.920 what

00:21:21.700 what do the statistics matter

00:21:22.880 if we don't know

00:21:23.400 that

00:21:23.580 that fundamental process

00:21:24.760 well

00:21:25.140 that's what I'm saying

00:21:26.420 if you take

00:21:26.800 if you

00:21:27.380 if you were to take religion

00:21:28.360 out of it

00:21:28.760 and you're saying

00:21:29.080 even as an atheist

00:21:29.640 you have this view

00:21:30.160 so

00:21:30.560 then it's a matter of

00:21:32.420 I guess

00:21:32.960 a planet is like

00:21:34.640 a chemistry set

00:21:35.440 and a bunch of chemicals

00:21:36.520 are being mixed

00:21:37.100 randomly

00:21:37.880 and then that's how

00:21:38.680 you start life

00:21:39.200 that's what

00:21:39.640 that's the hypothesis

00:21:40.560 I guess

00:21:41.140 right

00:21:41.460 well that's

00:21:41.920 if there's no

00:21:42.400 if you take religion out of it

00:21:43.680 that's what it has to be

00:21:44.520 it has to be something like that

00:21:45.520 so then

00:21:45.900 so then it's just a matter of

00:21:46.880 if you have enough

00:21:47.240 of those chemistry sets going

00:21:48.120 at the same time

00:21:49.680 it's just likely

00:21:50.460 you know

00:21:50.900 a certain number of them

00:21:52.540 are going to land

00:21:53.420 are going to

00:21:54.000 you know

00:21:54.420 the die is going to be cast

00:21:55.760 this is very interesting

00:21:56.700 so what you're saying is

00:21:57.960 absent

00:21:58.780 the existence of God

00:22:00.140 right

00:22:00.620 absent the existence of God

00:22:02.440 if

00:22:02.780 which I don't

00:22:03.540 it's like

00:22:03.840 to me

00:22:04.680 everything that follows from that

00:22:05.920 is just like gobbledygook

00:22:06.940 because it's like

00:22:07.440 how do you

00:22:07.880 true

00:22:08.240 it's like

00:22:08.780 this is the sustaining essence

00:22:09.800 of the universe

00:22:10.280 but

00:22:10.820 so absent the existence of God

00:22:12.560 the only way that life

00:22:13.800 could develop

00:22:14.180 has to be

00:22:14.960 from non-life

00:22:16.760 in some kind of

00:22:17.540 primordial soup

00:22:18.520 without God

00:22:19.140 right

00:22:19.380 yeah

00:22:19.620 so

00:22:20.260 therefore

00:22:21.420 because that's obviously

00:22:24.220 just nonsense

00:22:25.080 because that like

00:22:26.140 because that

00:22:26.740 we just don't have any evidence

00:22:27.980 that that happened

00:22:28.600 therefore God exists

00:22:29.800 that's like another argument

00:22:30.980 for God

00:22:31.360 right

00:22:31.740 I would agree with you

00:22:32.480 but I'm talking about

00:22:33.480 so there's that part of it

00:22:34.880 and then

00:22:36.220 okay but let's get back

00:22:37.200 into reality

00:22:37.720 we bring God back

00:22:38.480 into the equation

00:22:39.060 yeah

00:22:39.440 that makes it a little

00:22:40.660 more interesting

00:22:41.780 but I think it actually

00:22:42.300 makes the case for

00:22:43.320 intelligent life

00:22:44.300 and other planets

00:22:44.740 more compelling

00:22:45.320 because now we're talking

00:22:46.300 about

00:22:46.660 whereas without God

00:22:49.780 those

00:22:50.020 all these planets

00:22:50.800 exist for really no purpose

00:22:51.960 they're just

00:22:52.300 they just happen to be there

00:22:53.160 including our own

00:22:53.700 yeah

00:22:54.060 now all these planets

00:22:55.160 have a

00:22:55.420 there's a reason

00:22:56.320 all those planets are there

00:22:57.400 God intentionally created

00:22:58.780 every single one of them

00:22:59.420 so if there are

00:23:00.220 a gazillion planets

00:23:01.120 right

00:23:01.360 there are a gazillion planets

00:23:02.220 in the universe

00:23:02.800 there's

00:23:04.520 God

00:23:05.340 individually made

00:23:06.480 every single one of them

00:23:07.060 for a reason

00:23:07.760 yeah

00:23:08.180 and

00:23:09.260 so it just becomes

00:23:10.680 harder for me to understand

00:23:12.020 now this

00:23:13.280 C.S. Lewis

00:23:14.220 was

00:23:14.640 was open to aliens

00:23:16.400 right

00:23:16.840 so there are plenty

00:23:17.480 of prominent Christians

00:23:18.420 who are open to aliens

00:23:19.200 however

00:23:20.520 does this not raise

00:23:21.460 the problem of

00:23:22.640 monogenism

00:23:24.540 monogenism

00:23:25.320 the fancy term

00:23:26.100 for the idea

00:23:26.860 that we all descend

00:23:27.840 from a common ancestor

00:23:29.140 and this is very important

00:23:30.300 to make sense of

00:23:30.960 original sin

00:23:31.580 broken human nature

00:23:32.500 human solidarity

00:23:33.560 human dignity

00:23:34.280 all the way down

00:23:36.060 to why racism is bad

00:23:37.300 right

00:23:37.560 racism is bad

00:23:38.440 because we're all

00:23:38.900 part of the same family

00:23:40.100 and on the same line

00:23:40.900 if we aren't

00:23:41.960 then it raises

00:23:42.920 issues of even

00:23:44.280 what a human being is

00:23:45.480 so does that

00:23:46.240 do the aliens

00:23:46.840 not raise a problem

00:23:47.760 for the Adam and Eve

00:23:49.160 of it all

00:23:49.900 yeah

00:23:50.360 and now we're drinking

00:23:51.320 we're talking about this

00:23:51.980 I'm worried

00:23:52.340 I'm going to venture

00:23:53.160 into heresy

00:23:53.760 but

00:23:53.980 I will drink more

00:23:55.420 yeah

00:23:55.640 yeah

00:23:56.000 but I think that

00:23:56.920 I like C.S. Lewis's

00:23:59.580 thoughts on this

00:24:00.320 and

00:24:01.440 I don't know exactly

00:24:03.760 how this works

00:24:04.680 with salvation history

00:24:05.740 but first of all

00:24:06.660 the fact that I can't

00:24:07.740 figure out how to work it

00:24:08.540 within the theological

00:24:09.900 framework that I understand

00:24:11.020 doesn't

00:24:11.380 that is definitive

00:24:12.440 that it's not possible

00:24:13.320 right

00:24:13.700 right exactly

00:24:14.580 but it's not actually

00:24:15.660 definitive

00:24:15.940 so that's the point

00:24:16.500 but also

00:24:17.180 maybe this is why

00:24:18.960 the universe is so vast

00:24:20.820 and there's so much space

00:24:21.640 in between all these

00:24:22.300 different planets

00:24:22.760 because God

00:24:24.100 does not

00:24:24.580 actually want

00:24:25.480 these different races

00:24:28.080 of intelligent beings

00:24:29.060 intermingling

00:24:29.600 because they're

00:24:30.320 at different places

00:24:31.000 in their

00:24:31.420 salvation

00:24:32.180 journey

00:24:32.620 it would seem to me

00:24:33.720 that assuming

00:24:34.360 that the Trinity

00:24:35.860 is true

00:24:36.340 sort of the central

00:24:36.960 mystery of Christianity

00:24:37.820 then you have

00:24:38.540 the second person

00:24:39.100 of the blessed Trinity

00:24:39.780 is Christ

00:24:40.620 is the Logos

00:24:41.280 of the universe

00:24:41.740 incarnate

00:24:42.780 dies once on the cross

00:24:44.220 to redeem mankind

00:24:44.960 and redeem the fallen world

00:24:46.900 okay

00:24:47.220 so it would seem

00:24:48.960 difficult for me

00:24:50.000 to understand

00:24:51.100 how there's another

00:24:52.360 sort of salvation

00:24:53.140 on some other planet

00:24:54.000 with the second person

00:24:56.280 of the Trinity

00:24:56.780 who dies once for all

00:24:58.160 so that would seem

00:24:59.440 very hard

00:24:59.780 so then it would seem

00:25:00.640 to imply

00:25:00.980 that the other creatures

00:25:02.200 are not fallen

00:25:03.300 that they're

00:25:04.660 that's possible

00:25:05.000 so that could be possible

00:25:06.260 that yeah

00:25:06.900 C.S. Lewis

00:25:07.780 you know

00:25:09.040 speculated about that

00:25:10.180 yeah

00:25:10.440 and that goes back

00:25:11.420 to why

00:25:12.040 our nearest solar system

00:25:14.740 is four

00:25:15.980 light years away

00:25:16.980 which is 25 trillion miles

00:25:18.060 so and that's

00:25:18.780 our next door neighbor

00:25:19.480 that's like a hop skip

00:25:20.160 and a jump it away

00:25:20.680 in galactic terms

00:25:21.260 so that's close

00:25:22.800 yeah

00:25:23.160 so why is there

00:25:24.020 so much space

00:25:25.300 in between each

00:25:25.920 maybe it's because

00:25:26.660 of this problem

00:25:27.460 of you can't have a

00:25:28.680 you can't have a

00:25:29.220 fallen race

00:25:29.840 interacting with

00:25:30.360 a non-fallen race

00:25:31.080 because the interesting

00:25:31.920 thing there then

00:25:32.640 is that like

00:25:33.100 the fallen race

00:25:34.000 now becomes

00:25:35.360 sort of like

00:25:35.820 the snake

00:25:36.320 in the Garden of Eden

00:25:37.460 yeah

00:25:38.100 playing that role

00:25:38.900 and um

00:25:39.680 right

00:25:40.040 right

00:25:40.580 so maybe that's

00:25:41.980 the reason why

00:25:42.600 I mean it's all

00:25:42.980 speculation but

00:25:43.760 for me it just

00:25:45.560 comes down to

00:25:45.960 the universe is very big

00:25:46.880 there's lots of

00:25:47.440 planets in it

00:25:48.020 they serve some

00:25:48.740 sort of purpose

00:25:49.380 and we are a bunch

00:25:50.440 of snakes

00:25:50.840 and we are a bunch

00:25:51.880 of snakes

00:25:52.220 we are

00:25:52.500 at least know a bunch

00:25:53.640 of snakes here

00:25:54.180 especially in politics

00:25:55.120 yeah

00:25:55.380 yeah okay

00:25:55.880 that's good

00:25:56.320 uh

00:25:56.960 am I up

00:25:58.300 you're up

00:25:59.060 I think so

00:25:59.540 I don't know

00:25:59.700 we've talked about

00:26:00.080 that for 45 minutes

00:26:00.820 oh man

00:26:04.940 I know the names

00:26:07.880 of more than half

00:26:09.260 of the people

00:26:09.960 who work here

00:26:10.740 so now we're

00:26:11.640 answering

00:26:12.020 so definitely

00:26:13.000 for you

00:26:13.520 that's like

00:26:13.960 not even a question

00:26:14.760 um

00:26:15.740 of more than

00:26:17.280 I don't know

00:26:17.740 we hire like

00:26:18.540 27 people

00:26:19.440 an hour

00:26:20.300 here

00:26:20.640 yeah

00:26:20.840 it's hard

00:26:21.880 to keep

00:26:22.400 I'm gonna say

00:26:22.960 for you

00:26:23.420 also

00:26:23.760 well

00:26:24.180 I wouldn't put

00:26:26.020 it past you

00:26:26.420 to know

00:26:26.660 everyone's name

00:26:27.260 in this whole damn

00:26:27.700 building

00:26:28.000 but I'm gonna say

00:26:29.520 no

00:26:29.760 you know

00:26:30.280 you know what

00:26:31.040 you know what

00:26:31.600 the trick is here

00:26:32.420 because I think

00:26:34.300 I actually don't

00:26:35.260 know the answer

00:26:35.840 to this

00:26:36.220 because we

00:26:36.500 seriously

00:26:36.820 we hire

00:26:37.300 however

00:26:37.660 like a dozen

00:26:38.320 people a day

00:26:38.900 but

00:26:39.700 the real trick

00:26:40.840 is

00:26:41.220 like oh

00:26:42.140 hey

00:26:42.480 buddy

00:26:43.000 you know

00:26:44.520 hey

00:26:44.840 pal

00:26:45.660 yeah

00:26:46.320 I don't

00:26:47.620 it's like

00:26:48.300 is it

00:26:48.560 is it like

00:26:49.700 is it Matt

00:26:51.160 is it Matt

00:26:52.160 is his name Matt

00:26:53.240 or

00:26:53.460 Nicky

00:26:54.480 or

00:26:54.800 in fairness

00:26:55.540 I don't think

00:26:56.200 I don't think

00:26:56.660 any individual person

00:26:57.600 in this building

00:26:58.100 knows the name

00:26:58.780 of

00:26:59.120 because we're hiring

00:27:00.300 so many people

00:27:00.840 that's true

00:27:01.460 yeah

00:27:01.840 except for the good

00:27:02.980 people who actually

00:27:03.680 care about their

00:27:04.180 co-workers

00:27:04.620 well

00:27:05.080 unlike the bad

00:27:06.240 fallen snakes

00:27:07.140 such as us

00:27:08.280 exactly

00:27:08.880 okay we should

00:27:09.420 bring a drink

00:27:09.780 for that

00:27:10.100 yeah

00:27:14.440 it's also

00:27:15.100 frankly I don't

00:27:15.860 even think

00:27:16.200 our boss

00:27:16.580 Bill Shapiro

00:27:17.140 knows

00:27:17.540 yeah

00:27:19.060 whatever his name

00:27:22.160 is

00:27:22.420 something like

00:27:23.160 Bill Gates

00:27:26.560 isn't

00:27:26.800 Jeffrey Epstein

00:27:27.500 why is there

00:27:30.040 an apostrophe

00:27:30.500 there

00:27:30.700 was the person

00:27:32.040 who wrote

00:27:32.280 these questions

00:27:32.700 drunk already

00:27:33.260 you guys

00:27:33.980 trying

00:27:34.560 they were

00:27:35.440 tipping into

00:27:35.940 the boodles

00:27:36.380 Bill Gates

00:27:37.440 and Jeffrey Epstein

00:27:38.020 just happened

00:27:38.760 to have been

00:27:39.320 really good friends

00:27:40.240 no funny business

00:27:41.700 that's obviously

00:27:43.920 a no

00:27:44.280 pretty

00:27:44.640 as persuasive

00:27:46.220 as that sounds

00:27:47.040 no

00:27:47.500 yeah

00:27:47.780 I like the

00:27:48.960 claim that

00:27:49.680 they were

00:27:50.700 Bill Gates

00:27:52.400 was

00:27:52.560 consulting

00:27:53.840 Jeffrey Epstein

00:27:54.740 for marriage

00:27:55.700 advice

00:27:56.020 if you're

00:27:57.900 having

00:27:58.040 problems

00:27:58.500 in your

00:27:58.980 marriage

00:27:59.180 of course

00:27:59.460 you're going

00:27:59.640 to consult

00:28:00.620 an international

00:28:01.620 sex trafficker

00:28:02.120 pedophile

00:28:04.440 who's never

00:28:04.720 been married

00:28:05.140 he's the guy

00:28:06.740 that you're

00:28:07.020 gonna

00:28:07.080 hey

00:28:07.540 what do

00:28:07.860 you think

00:28:08.240 do you think

00:28:08.600 Melinda and I

00:28:09.120 are gonna work

00:28:09.660 out

00:28:09.940 I don't know

00:28:10.900 alright

00:28:12.020 when people

00:28:13.880 recognize me

00:28:14.780 in public

00:28:15.340 it genuinely

00:28:16.280 warms my

00:28:17.140 heart

00:28:17.520 I've never

00:28:20.680 been recognized

00:28:21.160 in public

00:28:21.540 so

00:28:21.760 no

00:28:22.300 yes you

00:28:22.720 have

00:28:22.840 I'm kidding

00:28:23.160 yes

00:28:23.420 you've been

00:28:25.420 recognized

00:28:25.820 now the only

00:28:26.480 question is

00:28:27.140 can Matt

00:28:28.680 Walsh's

00:28:29.140 heart

00:28:29.460 be warmed

00:28:30.340 yeah

00:28:31.280 I'm gonna say

00:28:31.680 for you

00:28:31.940 the answer

00:28:32.220 is yes

00:28:32.600 it absolutely

00:28:33.420 is for me

00:28:34.140 for you

00:28:34.880 you know

00:28:36.360 I'm gonna say

00:28:37.480 yes

00:28:37.740 it does

00:28:39.380 I was hoping

00:28:40.000 I could surprise

00:28:40.500 you if you put

00:28:40.900 it on no

00:28:41.280 no

00:28:41.620 beneath that

00:28:42.760 gruff

00:28:43.320 burly

00:28:44.220 bearded

00:28:44.860 exterior

00:28:45.400 there is

00:28:46.920 a very

00:28:47.900 sweet

00:28:48.400 warm

00:28:48.780 cauldron

00:28:49.340 of sympathy

00:28:50.180 and humanity

00:28:51.300 I don't know

00:28:51.940 if I go that

00:28:52.480 far

00:28:52.760 but

00:28:53.700 it almost

00:28:56.200 warms my

00:28:56.640 heart

00:28:56.800 but then

00:28:57.140 it

00:28:57.320 because I'm

00:28:57.740 Catholic

00:28:58.040 it

00:28:58.300 verges

00:28:59.560 quickly

00:28:59.840 into guilt

00:29:00.400 and shame

00:29:00.880 because then

00:29:02.440 I start

00:29:02.700 thinking

00:29:03.140 like why

00:29:03.840 does this

00:29:04.120 person care

00:29:04.740 I'm such

00:29:05.600 an insignificant

00:29:06.140 piece of

00:29:07.420 dirt of a

00:29:07.960 person

00:29:08.240 right

00:29:09.120 so

00:29:09.560 but

00:29:10.120 there's a

00:29:10.800 little bit

00:29:11.040 of a

00:29:11.220 warming

00:29:11.420 of a

00:29:11.640 heart

00:29:11.800 that happens

00:29:12.400 yeah

00:29:12.900 and then

00:29:13.380 when you

00:29:13.700 flagellate

00:29:14.560 yourself

00:29:15.060 the stimulated

00:29:16.740 blood flow

00:29:17.440 literally warms

00:29:18.400 your heart

00:29:18.720 that's true

00:29:19.240 yeah

00:29:19.500 that's true

00:29:20.000 oh no

00:29:23.400 it's your

00:29:23.780 is it your turn

00:29:24.560 or my turn

00:29:25.100 it's your turn

00:29:25.600 is it mine

00:29:26.000 okay

00:29:26.320 on a scale

00:29:28.140 of 1 to 10

00:29:29.100 the current

00:29:30.180 pope is not

00:29:30.940 super great

00:29:31.720 this is where I

00:29:34.260 go back to my

00:29:34.580 theory that the

00:29:34.960 person who wrote

00:29:35.360 the questions

00:29:35.760 was drunk

00:29:36.200 because I'm

00:29:36.700 not sure what

00:29:37.400 not

00:29:38.200 not super

00:29:39.120 great

00:29:39.560 but the 1 to 10

00:29:40.720 oh yeah

00:29:42.540 why do we need

00:29:43.780 the scale of

00:29:44.480 1 to 10

00:29:45.160 if the statement

00:29:46.440 is the current

00:29:46.880 pope is not

00:29:47.280 super great

00:29:47.820 yeah

00:29:49.080 that's

00:29:49.820 well I guess

00:29:51.220 there's one

00:29:51.760 one name we

00:29:53.020 don't need to

00:29:53.440 learn around

00:29:53.820 these parts

00:29:54.280 probably not

00:29:54.780 going to be

00:29:55.020 here very

00:29:55.360 long

00:29:55.620 yeah

00:29:55.940 okay

00:29:57.380 so the pope

00:29:58.800 is not super

00:29:59.400 great is the

00:29:59.920 prompt

00:30:00.320 yeah

00:30:01.100 well

00:30:02.120 I

00:30:02.440 it's not

00:30:05.540 wait

00:30:05.720 it's not

00:30:06.120 super great

00:30:06.660 yes

00:30:07.700 so you're

00:30:09.500 saying

00:30:09.620 you're saying

00:30:11.380 I would agree

00:30:12.080 with the statement

00:30:12.560 the pope

00:30:12.940 is not super

00:30:13.560 great

00:30:13.880 and I'm

00:30:15.680 saying you

00:30:16.020 would disagree

00:30:16.540 with the statement

00:30:17.140 the pope

00:30:17.580 is not

00:30:17.920 super great

00:30:18.460 so you're

00:30:19.640 saying this

00:30:20.100 I'm going to

00:30:20.700 say that you

00:30:21.200 say that the

00:30:21.860 pope is

00:30:22.520 super great

00:30:23.440 and you're

00:30:24.200 saying that I

00:30:24.640 don't think

00:30:25.200 the pope

00:30:25.460 is super

00:30:25.800 great

00:30:26.060 yes

00:30:27.540 but now

00:30:28.080 that you

00:30:28.300 put my

00:30:28.820 drink over

00:30:29.580 there I'm

00:30:29.920 rethinking

00:30:30.240 my decision

00:30:31.040 but I've

00:30:31.400 already made

00:30:31.820 it

00:30:31.960 he's the

00:30:32.360 pontifex

00:30:33.000 maximus

00:30:34.040 oh

00:30:34.440 he's literally

00:30:35.440 super

00:30:35.840 right

00:30:36.160 yes

00:30:36.940 yeah

00:30:37.420 well hold on

00:30:38.120 a second

00:30:38.360 yeah

00:30:39.000 but we're

00:30:39.620 talking about

00:30:40.300 I assume

00:30:41.980 we're talking

00:30:42.220 about the

00:30:42.700 the personality

00:30:43.520 the actual

00:30:44.500 individual

00:30:45.060 well this is

00:30:45.800 the issue

00:30:46.400 of course

00:30:46.720 yes

00:30:47.000 I would

00:30:47.980 be

00:30:48.300 I would

00:30:49.340 never

00:30:49.720 denigrate

00:30:51.500 the holy

00:30:51.800 father

00:30:52.160 and I

00:30:52.900 couldn't

00:30:53.120 do it

00:30:53.420 now

00:30:54.440 when one

00:30:56.360 says things

00:30:57.060 that are

00:30:57.880 unfortunate

00:30:58.640 when one

00:30:59.640 says things

00:31:00.040 that raise

00:31:00.340 a lot of

00:31:00.620 confusion

00:31:01.080 when one

00:31:02.080 says things

00:31:02.840 that are

00:31:03.160 outright

00:31:03.780 heresy

00:31:04.440 in some

00:31:04.880 cases

00:31:05.380 this is

00:31:06.980 very

00:31:07.400 confusing

00:31:07.920 and this

00:31:09.400 would raise

00:31:09.900 filial

00:31:10.540 questions

00:31:11.480 and dubia

00:31:12.640 and doubts

00:31:13.300 but I would

00:31:14.520 never say

00:31:14.940 look I'm

00:31:15.340 not some

00:31:15.740 lib

00:31:16.080 who thinks

00:31:16.880 that I

00:31:17.060 can just

00:31:17.280 start

00:31:17.460 mouthing

00:31:17.780 off about

00:31:18.140 the pope

00:31:18.540 and start

00:31:19.780 start accusing

00:31:20.860 people outright

00:31:22.040 of saying

00:31:22.540 things that

00:31:22.980 are sometimes

00:31:23.980 it seems

00:31:24.560 kind of

00:31:25.200 heretical

00:31:25.900 you know

00:31:26.580 I mean I

00:31:27.320 would argue

00:31:27.740 that saying

00:31:28.360 heretical

00:31:28.660 things is

00:31:29.300 not super

00:31:29.760 great

00:31:30.020 yeah

00:31:30.320 no

00:31:30.540 that's

00:31:30.920 I

00:31:31.060 totally

00:31:31.280 agree

00:31:31.520 with that

00:31:33.780 yeah

00:31:34.080 okay

00:31:34.380 I think

00:31:34.900 we both

00:31:35.160 answered

00:31:35.420 wrong

00:31:35.620 I think

00:31:36.020 we

00:31:36.180 yeah

00:31:36.440 but maybe

00:31:36.920 we both

00:31:37.240 answered

00:31:37.460 right

00:31:37.700 at the same

00:31:38.400 time

00:31:38.660 yeah

00:31:38.840 yes and

00:31:39.980 no

00:31:40.220 okay

00:31:41.520 now

00:31:42.340 now I

00:31:42.840 go

00:31:42.960 on a scale

00:31:45.460 of A to 17

00:31:46.760 no that's not

00:31:47.460 what it is

00:31:47.700 radical Islam

00:31:49.300 is still more

00:31:50.480 dangerous than

00:31:51.440 radical leftism

00:31:52.720 radical Islam

00:31:56.020 is more

00:31:56.240 I'm pretty sure

00:31:56.980 you're going to

00:31:57.200 say no

00:31:57.620 radical Islam

00:32:00.980 is still more

00:32:01.700 dangerous than

00:32:02.420 radical leftism

00:32:03.700 I'm

00:32:04.260 I'm going to

00:32:05.140 say no

00:32:05.480 for you

00:32:05.800 as well

00:32:06.140 yeah

00:32:06.900 for me

00:32:07.960 that's an

00:32:08.280 easy one

00:32:08.700 yeah

00:32:09.040 personally

00:32:09.540 my only

00:32:11.320 problem

00:32:11.820 with the

00:32:12.000 question

00:32:12.220 is the

00:32:12.500 still

00:32:12.840 because I

00:32:13.320 don't think

00:32:13.620 that it

00:32:13.840 ever was

00:32:14.260 yeah

00:32:14.860 well it's

00:32:15.840 just because

00:32:16.120 leftism

00:32:17.020 has only been

00:32:18.280 a real

00:32:18.700 political problem

00:32:19.400 in the last

00:32:19.860 few hundred

00:32:20.400 years

00:32:20.780 okay

00:32:21.980 whereas Islam

00:32:22.660 has been a

00:32:22.980 political problem

00:32:23.500 for like

00:32:23.780 1500 years

00:32:24.500 yeah

00:32:24.920 of course

00:32:26.660 you have to

00:32:26.920 think about

00:32:27.380 what do we

00:32:27.740 mean by

00:32:28.000 danger

00:32:28.640 are we

00:32:29.260 talking about

00:32:29.600 a physical

00:32:29.920 danger

00:32:30.400 well then

00:32:30.840 that might

00:32:31.160 sway it

00:32:33.080 slightly

00:32:33.400 but

00:32:33.720 it's tricky

00:32:34.740 in the sense

00:32:35.280 that leftism

00:32:36.300 is just an

00:32:37.300 inversion

00:32:37.800 of Christianity

00:32:38.980 it comes out of

00:32:40.120 this Christian

00:32:40.820 civilization

00:32:41.220 and it just

00:32:42.060 inverts everything

00:32:43.020 so in a way

00:32:44.140 you know

00:32:44.520 it's the same

00:32:45.360 way that it's

00:32:45.900 easier to talk

00:32:46.560 to the ardent

00:32:47.180 atheist

00:32:47.600 than it is

00:32:48.500 to the agnostic

00:32:49.260 because the

00:32:50.180 ardent atheist

00:32:50.760 is really

00:32:51.200 thinking about

00:32:51.720 these issues

00:32:52.260 so you know

00:32:53.680 the radical

00:32:54.180 leftist

00:32:54.600 maybe you can

00:32:55.080 kind of get

00:32:55.360 him

00:32:55.440 but the argument

00:32:56.140 is even

00:32:56.440 truer for

00:32:56.900 Islam

00:32:57.240 Islam

00:32:57.580 derives out

00:32:58.560 of a Christian

00:32:59.020 heresy

00:32:59.540 and this

00:33:00.160 is not

00:33:00.400 even really

00:33:00.840 disputed

00:33:01.300 by Muslims

00:33:01.880 right

00:33:02.120 that Muhammad

00:33:03.000 meets a

00:33:04.000 heretical

00:33:04.300 Christian

00:33:04.700 monk

00:33:05.040 and then

00:33:05.700 goes on

00:33:06.220 and develops

00:33:06.940 this Islamic

00:33:08.120 religion

00:33:08.540 but I think

00:33:09.380 if I'm talking

00:33:10.020 to some

00:33:10.420 kook

00:33:10.800 you know

00:33:11.060 atheist

00:33:11.380 or even

00:33:11.800 worse

00:33:12.100 some decadent

00:33:13.240 just agnostic

00:33:14.300 lib

00:33:15.060 it's very

00:33:16.980 we don't

00:33:17.860 we're not even

00:33:18.400 talking about

00:33:19.020 the same thing

00:33:19.560 whereas if I'm

00:33:20.040 talking to some

00:33:20.640 radical

00:33:21.440 Islamic

00:33:22.620 person

00:33:23.240 that guy's

00:33:25.520 thinking about

00:33:26.100 the same

00:33:26.420 things I'm

00:33:26.840 thinking about

00:33:27.240 we're actually

00:33:27.820 speaking kind of

00:33:28.560 the same

00:33:28.760 I don't speak

00:33:29.120 Arabic

00:33:29.360 but we're

00:33:29.680 speaking the

00:33:30.360 same language

00:33:31.000 the question

00:33:31.800 is just about

00:33:32.340 the answers

00:33:32.740 to those

00:33:33.060 questions

00:33:33.420 so yeah

00:33:33.880 I mean

00:33:34.280 I think

00:33:34.800 that's certainly

00:33:35.320 right

00:33:35.600 yeah

00:33:36.340 I guess

00:33:37.260 I would

00:33:37.500 look at it

00:33:37.800 like this

00:33:38.120 I don't

00:33:38.360 I don't

00:33:38.640 know that

00:33:38.960 there's any

00:33:39.500 person

00:33:40.740 who has

00:33:41.680 ever

00:33:41.960 not made

00:33:43.220 it to

00:33:43.440 heaven

00:33:43.680 or any

00:33:45.100 Christian

00:33:45.460 who's ever

00:33:45.900 been

00:33:46.180 not made

00:33:48.800 it to

00:33:48.980 heaven

00:33:49.120 because of

00:33:49.780 Islam

00:33:50.720 Islam

00:33:51.760 can

00:33:52.140 persecute

00:33:53.340 and kill

00:33:53.860 them

00:33:54.100 but at the

00:33:54.980 end of the

00:33:55.160 day that's

00:33:55.520 actually

00:33:55.820 expedites

00:33:56.700 their trip

00:33:57.340 whereas

00:33:59.240 with

00:33:59.640 leftism

00:34:00.560 I think

00:34:01.400 that the

00:34:01.700 attack

00:34:02.020 is much

00:34:02.440 more

00:34:02.820 internal

00:34:04.000 and I

00:34:05.340 think it

00:34:05.580 has a

00:34:05.840 far different

00:34:07.040 effect

00:34:07.380 so

00:34:07.780 that is

00:34:08.540 really good

00:34:08.920 you very

00:34:09.440 rarely hear

00:34:10.320 of Christians

00:34:11.480 converting to

00:34:12.660 Islam

00:34:13.920 but you

00:34:15.140 you do

00:34:16.460 hear of

00:34:16.920 Christians

00:34:17.340 converting

00:34:17.860 to

00:34:18.220 leftism

00:34:18.720 in this

00:34:19.320 country

00:34:19.500 millions

00:34:20.000 that's a

00:34:22.300 very good

00:34:23.100 point

00:34:23.760 I make

00:34:24.800 those on

00:34:25.120 occasion

00:34:25.400 every once

00:34:26.240 in a while

00:34:26.440 after a

00:34:27.700 couple beers

00:34:28.100 so you're

00:34:32.280 up

00:34:32.700 having facial

00:34:35.940 hair covers

00:34:36.660 insecurities

00:34:37.500 more effectively

00:34:39.040 than the

00:34:39.680 lack of

00:34:40.180 facial hair

00:34:40.740 hints at

00:34:41.400 impotence

00:34:42.020 wait a second

00:34:43.020 we gotta get

00:34:45.140 the phrase

00:34:46.000 having facial

00:34:46.640 hair covers

00:34:47.220 insecurities

00:34:47.720 more effectively

00:34:48.720 than the

00:34:50.560 lack of

00:34:50.960 facial hair

00:34:51.460 hints at

00:34:52.100 impotence

00:34:52.740 it

00:34:54.120 it

00:34:55.900 let me see

00:34:56.660 I got it

00:34:57.140 I can't

00:34:57.640 yeah

00:34:57.860 so that

00:34:58.800 having facial

00:35:00.100 hair

00:35:00.480 covers

00:35:01.400 insecurities

00:35:02.540 more

00:35:03.700 effectively

00:35:04.320 more if

00:35:06.620 or more

00:35:07.340 did a

00:35:09.060 literate

00:35:09.400 person write

00:35:10.020 these questions

00:35:10.720 or

00:35:11.060 I don't

00:35:11.800 know

00:35:12.000 more if

00:35:12.460 so

00:35:12.900 let me

00:35:14.540 rephrase

00:35:15.020 this to

00:35:15.420 make it

00:35:15.680 even

00:35:15.860 semi

00:35:16.560 plausible

00:35:17.580 to interpret

00:35:18.120 facial hair

00:35:20.500 having facial

00:35:22.480 hair

00:35:22.780 is

00:35:24.200 is aimed

00:35:25.640 more

00:35:26.120 at covering

00:35:27.660 insecurities

00:35:28.240 than the

00:35:30.620 lack of

00:35:31.100 facial hair

00:35:31.820 suggests

00:35:32.760 or implies

00:35:33.440 impotence

00:35:34.200 that doesn't

00:35:34.780 clarify it for

00:35:35.320 me but

00:35:35.840 okay

00:35:36.280 okay

00:35:39.040 I don't

00:35:39.680 want to

00:35:39.820 give my

00:35:40.080 I'll just

00:35:40.520 say that

00:35:40.800 you're

00:35:40.960 going to

00:35:41.120 say

00:35:41.380 yes

00:35:43.260 yeah

00:35:45.960 I get

00:35:46.480 I mean

00:35:46.840 I'm not

00:35:47.200 a you

00:35:47.560 know

00:35:47.760 I have

00:35:48.620 a kid

00:35:48.940 I have

00:35:50.000 a baby

00:35:50.420 yeah

00:35:52.000 so I'm

00:35:53.760 going to

00:35:53.900 say that

00:35:54.180 you're

00:35:54.340 going to

00:35:54.520 say

00:35:54.960 say that

00:35:57.340 you're

00:35:57.460 going to

00:35:57.560 say no

00:35:57.860 you're

00:35:59.120 correct

00:35:59.580 because I

00:36:00.160 just reject

00:36:00.660 the entire

00:36:01.000 premise of

00:36:01.440 the question

00:36:01.800 you're

00:36:03.000 just going

00:36:03.260 to say

00:36:03.460 no to

00:36:03.760 the

00:36:03.860 question

00:36:04.140 I say

00:36:04.800 no to

00:36:05.040 the

00:36:05.120 question

00:36:05.460 the whole

00:36:05.820 premise

00:36:06.240 having a

00:36:07.280 beard is

00:36:07.480 not about

00:36:07.760 covering

00:36:09.400 insecure

00:36:09.820 what does

00:36:10.080 that even

00:36:10.400 mean

00:36:10.660 it also

00:36:11.600 I mean

00:36:12.020 that

00:36:12.260 there

00:36:12.640 there is

00:36:13.820 no meaning

00:36:14.400 to that

00:36:14.860 prompt

00:36:15.320 because it

00:36:16.360 doesn't

00:36:16.820 obey

00:36:17.280 sort of

00:36:17.800 basic

00:36:18.180 rules of

00:36:19.000 grammar

00:36:19.320 right

00:36:19.840 so I

00:36:20.060 just

00:36:20.200 reject

00:36:20.480 it

00:36:20.580 on

00:36:20.680 principle

00:36:21.020 and you

00:36:21.480 know

00:36:21.600 man

00:36:21.760 a guy

00:36:21.980 with a

00:36:22.220 beard

00:36:22.360 probably

00:36:22.620 doesn't

00:36:22.820 give a

00:36:23.040 damn

00:36:23.260 about

00:36:23.480 grammar

00:36:23.780 rules

00:36:24.160 you know

00:36:24.820 that guy

00:36:25.220 is going

00:36:25.460 to go

00:36:25.620 chop

00:36:25.820 down

00:36:31.800 that facial

00:36:33.220 hair has

00:36:33.620 become

00:36:34.040 like I'm

00:36:34.700 accused of

00:36:35.000 being a

00:36:35.220 hipster all

00:36:35.580 the time

00:36:35.880 for having

00:36:36.140 facial hair

00:36:36.520 like you're

00:36:37.720 making a

00:36:38.060 statement

00:36:38.400 it's like

00:36:38.780 this is

00:36:39.480 since time

00:36:41.080 immemorial

00:36:41.660 men have

00:36:42.180 grown beards

00:36:42.660 I'm not

00:36:42.960 trying to

00:36:43.360 say anything

00:36:44.160 it's just

00:36:45.400 being a

00:36:45.780 man

00:36:46.040 I know

00:36:46.380 I started

00:36:47.800 to grow

00:36:48.300 over Christmas

00:36:49.000 I was

00:36:49.300 saying I'm

00:36:49.720 going to

00:36:49.800 grow a

00:36:50.040 beard

00:36:50.180 everyone's

00:36:50.540 got a

00:36:50.760 beard

00:36:50.960 Drew's

00:36:51.980 got a

00:36:52.280 beard

00:36:52.520 Jeremy's

00:36:53.040 got a

00:36:53.280 beard

00:36:53.440 Matt's

00:36:53.780 got a

00:36:54.000 beard

00:36:54.100 I'll

00:36:54.240 grow a

00:36:54.460 beard

00:36:54.600 I don't

00:36:55.140 know

00:36:55.240 if I

00:36:55.400 would

00:36:55.480 call

00:36:55.620 theirs

00:36:55.780 beards

00:36:56.120 so I

00:36:59.840 start

00:37:00.060 growing

00:37:00.360 it's

00:37:01.820 whatever

00:37:02.500 I'm

00:37:02.920 looking

00:37:03.180 a little

00:37:03.360 scraggly

00:37:03.840 but it's

00:37:04.360 a little

00:37:04.980 bit

00:37:05.300 on the

00:37:05.720 patchy

00:37:07.060 but I

00:37:08.460 can grow

00:37:08.740 a mustache

00:37:09.120 in about

00:37:09.820 four hours

00:37:10.740 it takes me

00:37:12.260 ten years

00:37:12.640 to grow a

00:37:12.960 beard

00:37:13.040 I can

00:37:13.240 grow a

00:37:13.460 mustache

00:37:13.880 in a

00:37:14.280 blink of

00:37:14.740 an eye

00:37:14.960 but

00:37:16.040 some guys

00:37:17.040 are not

00:37:17.420 meant for

00:37:17.760 mustaches

00:37:18.260 and I

00:37:18.760 give a

00:37:19.020 lot of

00:37:19.280 talks

00:37:19.820 at

00:37:20.000 schools

00:37:20.400 and if

00:37:21.500 I

00:37:21.620 grow out

00:37:22.080 this

00:37:22.260 mustache

00:37:22.600 I

00:37:23.300 will

00:37:23.720 not

00:37:23.880 be

00:37:24.040 permitted

00:37:24.320 within

00:37:24.620 300

00:37:24.940 yards

00:37:25.240 of a

00:37:25.460 school

00:37:25.680 I

00:37:26.440 just

00:37:27.100 reject

00:37:27.480 that

00:37:27.660 I

00:37:27.760 think

00:37:27.920 that

00:37:28.040 you

00:37:28.120 should

00:37:28.280 do

00:37:28.440 it

00:37:28.540 I'm

00:37:28.860 very

00:37:29.100 pro

00:37:29.380 mustache

00:37:29.700 I

00:37:30.180 think

00:37:30.860 it's

00:37:31.000 a great

00:37:31.180 look

00:37:31.320 and

00:37:31.480 mustaches

00:37:31.840 are back

00:37:32.260 as far as

00:37:32.580 I know

00:37:32.760 I love

00:37:33.820 a good

00:37:34.360 mustache

00:37:34.680 and you

00:37:35.700 could

00:37:35.840 probably

00:37:36.080 get the

00:37:36.380 whole

00:37:36.620 mine's

00:37:39.480 like a

00:37:39.720 slug

00:37:40.540 mine's

00:37:40.920 like a

00:37:41.140 disgusting

00:37:41.700 slug

00:37:42.300 on my

00:37:42.560 little

00:37:42.920 crumb

00:37:43.720 catcher

00:37:44.220 soup

00:37:45.660 strainer

00:37:46.100 is what

00:37:46.360 it is

00:37:46.680 how

00:37:46.860 would

00:37:47.000 your

00:37:47.180 wife

00:37:47.720 feel

00:37:47.900 about

00:37:48.080 it

00:37:48.160 she

00:37:48.560 would

00:37:49.180 come

00:37:49.360 around

00:37:49.640 to

00:37:49.840 it

00:37:50.280 I

00:37:50.460 think

00:37:50.780 given

00:37:51.340 this

00:37:51.600 time

00:37:55.680 give her

00:37:55.900 no

00:37:56.040 choice

00:37:56.480 I

00:37:56.700 mean

00:37:56.860 yeah

00:37:58.500 all

00:38:00.060 right

00:38:00.280 the

00:38:01.140 masks

00:38:01.640 did

00:38:02.040 nothing

00:38:02.460 to help

00:38:02.920 the

00:38:03.100 public

00:38:03.480 at

00:38:03.760 large

00:38:04.200 and

00:38:04.440 were

00:38:04.620 merely

00:38:04.980 a

00:38:05.280 political

00:38:05.660 tool

00:38:06.100 to

00:38:06.340 frighten

00:38:06.780 voters

00:38:07.140 into

00:38:07.420 believing

00:38:07.820 a new

00:38:08.180 administration

00:38:08.800 was

00:38:09.100 needed

00:38:09.420 now

00:38:10.500 hold

00:38:10.740 on

00:38:11.220 due

00:38:11.820 to

00:38:12.120 YouTube

00:38:12.540 rules

00:38:13.280 make

00:38:13.940 your

00:38:14.180 guess

00:38:14.700 but

00:38:15.200 do

00:38:15.400 not

00:38:15.880 verbally

00:38:16.380 confirm

00:38:16.940 if the

00:38:17.320 other

00:38:17.560 person

00:38:18.000 guessed

00:38:18.420 correctly

00:38:19.000 give

00:38:19.800 only

00:38:20.220 an

00:38:20.540 ambiguous

00:38:21.140 non

00:38:22.160 verbal

00:38:22.700 confirmation

00:38:23.560 so I'll

00:38:24.080 read that

00:38:24.380 prompt

00:38:24.640 again

00:38:24.920 knowing

00:38:25.300 that

00:38:25.680 rule

00:38:25.880 the

00:38:26.700 masks

00:38:27.240 did

00:38:28.440 nothing

00:38:29.880 to help

00:38:31.220 the public

00:38:31.820 at large

00:38:32.640 and they

00:38:33.380 were merely

00:38:33.980 a political

00:38:34.760 tool

00:38:35.340 to frighten

00:38:36.580 voters

00:38:37.040 into believing

00:38:38.140 that a new

00:38:38.900 administration

00:38:39.760 was needed

00:38:40.860 so now we have to

00:38:43.760 guess how the other

00:38:44.260 person would

00:38:44.620 answer

00:38:44.720 that's very

00:38:45.020 interesting

00:38:45.340 theoretical

00:38:45.880 prompt

00:38:47.100 well

00:38:59.160 you're up

00:38:59.900 yeah

00:39:00.500 race

00:39:03.740 hustlers

00:39:04.180 who

00:39:04.360 intentionally

00:39:04.800 mislead

00:39:05.480 and stir

00:39:05.880 up riots

00:39:06.420 should be

00:39:06.800 held

00:39:06.960 criminally

00:39:07.360 responsible

00:39:07.840 if

00:39:08.320 violence

00:39:08.700 breaks

00:39:08.960 out

00:39:09.200 yeah

00:39:09.700 clearly

00:39:11.120 to their

00:39:13.360 future

00:39:13.980 prosecution

00:39:14.580 well

00:39:15.400 it's never

00:39:16.220 gonna happen

00:39:16.640 but sure

00:39:16.980 it's like

00:39:18.660 next year

00:39:19.260 in Jerusalem

00:39:19.700 right

00:39:19.980 it's like

00:39:20.180 waiting for

00:39:20.540 Elijah

00:39:20.900 yeah

00:39:21.200 okay

00:39:22.140 we should

00:39:24.620 go back

00:39:25.060 to spreading

00:39:25.600 our original

00:39:26.400 American ideals

00:39:27.480 to other

00:39:27.880 countries

00:39:28.320 and involving

00:39:29.340 ourselves

00:39:29.760 in their

00:39:30.100 business

00:39:30.520 if they

00:39:30.900 are not

00:39:31.240 preserving

00:39:31.740 freedom

00:39:32.820 and democracy

00:39:34.300 I guess

00:39:35.980 I kind of

00:39:36.400 tipped my

00:39:36.820 hand on that

00:39:37.360 one

00:39:37.480 yeah

00:39:37.820 no

00:39:39.760 I have

00:39:41.280 zero interest

00:39:41.900 I don't have

00:39:42.720 any interest

00:39:43.300 in spreading

00:39:44.240 democracy

00:39:44.660 here

00:39:45.060 so

00:39:45.400 what I want

00:39:47.680 democracy

00:39:48.120 I don't even

00:39:48.780 want it here

00:39:49.220 it's also

00:39:49.600 the idea

00:39:50.440 of

00:39:50.900 democracy

00:39:52.160 you know

00:39:52.740 or

00:39:53.000 the idea

00:39:53.420 of

00:39:53.720 freedom

00:39:54.220 I don't

00:39:55.380 I don't

00:39:55.940 like those

00:39:56.480 things

00:39:56.820 floating around

00:39:57.620 in outer

00:39:57.900 space

00:39:58.260 yeah

00:39:58.660 I like

00:39:59.280 the real

00:40:00.160 enacted

00:40:01.580 enfleshed

00:40:03.460 lived

00:40:04.120 experience

00:40:05.000 of those

00:40:05.420 things

00:40:05.560 I love

00:40:05.900 the American

00:40:06.560 tradition

00:40:07.040 of freedom

00:40:07.480 oh yeah

00:40:08.100 I'll get

00:40:08.400 into that

00:40:08.680 the American

00:40:09.520 government

00:40:10.440 and system

00:40:11.100 yeah

00:40:11.420 traditional

00:40:11.900 I'll get

00:40:12.520 into that

00:40:13.000 but like

00:40:13.940 it's like

00:40:14.700 that meme

00:40:15.160 you know

00:40:15.340 it's like

00:40:15.580 my democracy

00:40:16.480 or like

00:40:16.840 my freedom

00:40:17.380 no I don't

00:40:18.300 want that

00:40:18.780 I don't want

00:40:19.460 that floating

00:40:20.020 in the abstract

00:40:20.660 also the idea

00:40:22.340 that democracy

00:40:23.040 is this

00:40:23.700 universally

00:40:24.480 yeah

00:40:25.800 great thing

00:40:27.340 that works

00:40:28.080 for everyone

00:40:28.760 in every culture

00:40:29.860 everywhere

00:40:30.320 in the world

00:40:31.080 throughout time

00:40:31.560 and history

00:40:31.960 is absurd

00:40:33.060 obviously

00:40:33.580 also the idea

00:40:35.300 that the cycle

00:40:36.280 of regimes

00:40:36.780 is not

00:40:37.320 a fact

00:40:38.680 of the political

00:40:39.300 world

00:40:39.660 and the idea

00:40:40.600 that democracy

00:40:41.880 is the only

00:40:42.640 in any case

00:40:43.600 legitimate form

00:40:44.320 of government

00:40:44.760 does raise

00:40:45.200 this observation

00:40:46.640 which is

00:40:47.380 the kingdom

00:40:48.060 of God

00:40:48.780 not a democracy

00:40:50.740 so what

00:40:51.600 what do you think

00:40:52.500 is the most

00:40:52.940 ideal form

00:40:53.780 of government

00:40:55.700 I do

00:40:56.260 I'm not like

00:40:57.080 anti-republic

00:40:57.960 I'm not

00:40:58.640 I'm definitely

00:40:59.380 I'm not one of

00:40:59.980 these totally

00:41:00.460 reactionary

00:41:01.120 anti-republic

00:41:01.760 people

00:41:02.060 but I think

00:41:03.220 they're perfectly

00:41:03.680 legitimate monarchies

00:41:04.720 and I think

00:41:05.020 there's quite a lot

00:41:05.680 about a monarchy

00:41:07.240 certainly a constitutional

00:41:08.760 monarchy

00:41:09.200 that gives itself

00:41:10.680 credit

00:41:11.040 and by the way

00:41:12.060 I don't know

00:41:12.680 if you've noticed

00:41:13.140 this

00:41:13.500 but you know

00:41:14.520 the libs

00:41:14.920 always talk

00:41:15.400 about

00:41:15.720 our democracy

00:41:17.320 especially

00:41:18.060 these days

00:41:18.640 it's always

00:41:19.240 the libs

00:41:19.660 and then the

00:41:19.920 kind of squishy

00:41:20.320 republicans

00:41:20.800 they say

00:41:21.000 this is a threat

00:41:22.140 to our democracy

00:41:23.800 and I think

00:41:24.820 it was Angelo

00:41:25.480 Cotevilla

00:41:26.000 at the Claremont

00:41:26.660 Institute

00:41:26.980 who pointed out

00:41:27.820 that every time

00:41:29.240 these guys

00:41:30.540 refer to

00:41:31.100 our democracy

00:41:32.060 they are

00:41:33.780 without fail

00:41:34.620 referring to

00:41:35.200 their oligarchy

00:41:36.220 it's always

00:41:37.300 the people

00:41:37.860 who are the

00:41:38.380 most sort of

00:41:39.760 elite

00:41:40.220 anti-democratic

00:41:41.200 people in the world

00:41:42.000 yeah

00:41:42.740 yeah that's true

00:41:43.980 that's the irony

00:41:45.180 I've spent more time

00:41:48.300 hanging out

00:41:48.820 with my producer

00:41:49.720 than you have

00:41:50.500 with yours

00:41:51.100 now we're getting

00:41:52.780 personal

00:41:53.140 yeah so I'm going

00:41:54.140 to assume

00:41:54.760 I'm going to assume

00:41:56.680 you've

00:41:57.220 not hung out

00:41:59.120 with your producer

00:41:59.800 I can't answer

00:42:01.600 the question

00:42:02.000 you can't

00:42:02.660 yeah so

00:42:03.080 I'm going to say

00:42:04.140 but it's like

00:42:05.100 hold on

00:42:06.000 so again

00:42:06.700 we have the problem

00:42:07.340 of the I

00:42:07.920 so the I

00:42:08.540 refers to

00:42:09.260 the person

00:42:09.920 who is answering

00:42:10.900 no no

00:42:12.540 I'm sorry

00:42:12.860 it doesn't

00:42:13.200 it refers to

00:42:13.620 the opposite

00:42:13.980 I'm trying

00:42:15.660 to answer

00:42:15.980 if you

00:42:16.620 would say

00:42:17.360 I've hung out

00:42:18.300 with my producer

00:42:19.100 more than you

00:42:19.740 Michael

00:42:20.060 have hung out

00:42:20.500 with yours

00:42:20.940 wait

00:42:26.740 okay

00:42:27.720 I think

00:42:28.140 what

00:42:28.700 no

00:42:29.240 yes

00:42:29.440 yeah I think

00:42:31.560 that's fair

00:42:31.940 because I don't

00:42:33.140 I gotta tell you

00:42:33.720 ever since

00:42:34.440 ever since

00:42:36.540 we moved here

00:42:37.420 had this little kid

00:42:39.480 so my social

00:42:41.000 life went

00:42:41.620 from like

00:42:42.180 cool guy

00:42:43.120 hitting

00:42:43.760 hitting the club

00:42:44.600 every night

00:42:45.100 to just

00:42:46.320 suburban dad

00:42:47.340 taking the grill

00:42:47.940 pill outside

00:42:48.680 you know

00:42:48.980 hanging out

00:42:49.380 at home

00:42:49.700 but I have

00:42:52.000 hung out

00:42:52.860 with my producer

00:42:53.460 we've traveled

00:42:54.180 we've done

00:42:54.520 these things

00:42:54.800 I'm gonna guess

00:42:56.240 you have not

00:42:57.080 I have

00:42:59.620 but only

00:43:00.720 recently

00:43:01.140 because

00:43:01.660 I've only

00:43:02.800 recently been

00:43:03.560 in

00:43:04.660 the office

00:43:05.740 so

00:43:06.900 but I think

00:43:07.300 you probably

00:43:07.600 have more

00:43:08.140 because I've got

00:43:08.760 a longer

00:43:09.040 time scale

00:43:09.460 right

00:43:09.680 yeah

00:43:09.940 I think

00:43:10.300 that's fair

00:43:10.540 okay

00:43:10.920 alright

00:43:11.920 probably still drink

00:43:12.600 do you need

00:43:13.820 a top off

00:43:14.320 do I need

00:43:14.860 a top off

00:43:15.340 I think

00:43:16.360 I'm

00:43:16.620 good

00:43:17.460 so now

00:43:18.480 it's my

00:43:19.040 my

00:43:19.360 my go

00:43:20.080 reading

00:43:29.400 the church

00:43:30.220 of cowards

00:43:31.000 left me

00:43:32.040 speechless

00:43:32.840 sure

00:43:37.360 yeah

00:43:37.700 why not

00:43:38.140 let's just

00:43:38.520 go with

00:43:38.820 yes

00:43:38.980 that's great

00:43:39.400 little book

00:43:41.320 plug from

00:43:41.840 speechless

00:43:42.580 let's go to

00:43:49.420 have one sip

00:43:49.820 left

00:43:49.920 when does that

00:43:50.360 come out

00:43:51.300 it comes out

00:43:52.120 June 22nd

00:43:52.800 it's available

00:43:53.180 now for pre-order

00:43:53.780 you can get it

00:43:54.280 on Amazon

00:43:54.720 you can get it

00:43:55.140 at Premier

00:43:55.400 Collectibles

00:43:55.780 for a signed

00:43:56.340 first edition

00:43:56.960 copy

00:43:57.280 you can text

00:43:58.000 some number

00:43:58.580 that I totally

00:43:59.120 forget

00:43:59.460 but whatever

00:44:00.800 you do

00:44:01.200 make sure

00:44:01.720 you get it

00:44:02.480 the act

00:44:04.520 of going

00:44:05.040 fishing

00:44:05.520 is not

00:44:06.320 really a

00:44:06.780 thing

00:44:07.080 it's merely

00:44:07.740 a ploy

00:44:08.320 to leave

00:44:08.760 the house

00:44:09.320 and finally

00:44:10.280 get some

00:44:10.660 peace and

00:44:11.000 quiet

00:44:11.340 hmm

00:44:12.240 hmm

00:44:13.080 I have

00:44:15.120 a definite

00:44:16.020 opinion for

00:44:16.660 myself about

00:44:17.240 this

00:44:17.500 but I'm

00:44:17.920 going to

00:44:18.080 say

00:44:18.340 that you

00:44:19.700 would

00:44:19.940 say you

00:44:21.400 say no

00:44:21.720 really say

00:44:22.200 yes

00:44:22.620 yeah you're

00:44:24.540 correct

00:44:24.780 I'm very

00:44:25.620 much

00:44:25.960 for me

00:44:26.420 the act

00:44:26.660 of going

00:44:26.920 fishing

00:44:27.140 is all

00:44:27.420 about

00:44:27.600 fishing

00:44:27.880 I'm in

00:44:29.420 the camp

00:44:30.420 as well

00:44:30.820 I've just

00:44:31.620 recently

00:44:32.120 I occasionally

00:44:33.800 gone fishing

00:44:34.280 as a kid

00:44:34.680 I recently

00:44:35.920 went fly

00:44:37.220 fishing

00:44:37.500 in Utah

00:44:37.960 it's

00:44:39.240 a transcendent

00:44:40.900 experience

00:44:41.480 it is

00:44:41.940 it really is

00:44:42.440 it's great

00:44:42.920 I did not

00:44:44.300 know that

00:44:44.660 it's weird

00:44:45.560 because if you

00:44:46.100 said to someone

00:44:46.640 hey you're

00:44:47.360 going to

00:44:47.780 put on

00:44:48.360 boots

00:44:49.800 sort of

00:44:50.360 silly boots

00:44:51.000 and stand

00:44:52.060 in cold

00:44:53.160 water

00:44:53.660 just stand

00:44:54.720 for like

00:44:55.140 five hours

00:44:56.040 and that's

00:44:56.980 going to be

00:44:57.200 very beautiful

00:44:57.880 and fun

00:44:58.400 you would

00:44:58.700 not

00:44:59.000 anticipate

00:44:59.540 that to

00:44:59.900 be true

00:45:00.240 what I

00:45:01.400 like about

00:45:01.720 fishing

00:45:02.120 I've been

00:45:03.540 an avid

00:45:04.440 angler

00:45:05.480 as we call

00:45:05.900 ourselves

00:45:06.220 in the

00:45:06.440 business

00:45:06.660 for several

00:45:08.060 years now

00:45:08.400 but what I

00:45:08.660 like about

00:45:09.020 fishing

00:45:09.240 is that

00:45:09.660 some people

00:45:10.260 say that

00:45:10.740 yeah it's

00:45:11.180 an excuse

00:45:11.460 to get out

00:45:11.700 of the house

00:45:12.100 or drinking

00:45:12.540 or whatever

00:45:13.020 and that's

00:45:13.660 fine too

00:45:14.220 but really

00:45:15.660 for me

00:45:16.180 it's

00:45:16.700 or you

00:45:17.540 know you

00:45:17.740 can think

00:45:18.060 about it

00:45:18.400 it's a time

00:45:18.960 to think

00:45:19.300 about things

00:45:19.840 but when I'm

00:45:21.360 fishing I'm

00:45:21.980 just thinking

00:45:22.360 about fishing

00:45:22.780 that's all

00:45:23.100 I'm thinking

00:45:23.380 about

00:45:23.640 and that's

00:45:25.320 what I like

00:45:25.700 about it

00:45:27.200 one skill

00:45:29.020 this one

00:45:29.560 simple act

00:45:30.500 you gotta find

00:45:31.040 the fish

00:45:31.380 you gotta catch

00:45:31.820 them

00:45:32.040 and I think

00:45:33.980 in that way

00:45:34.580 it's sort of

00:45:34.940 liberating

00:45:35.400 Winston Churchill

00:45:37.200 said this

00:45:37.620 about painting

00:45:38.140 he said

00:45:38.540 you gotta

00:45:38.820 take up

00:45:39.160 painting

00:45:39.480 because it's

00:45:39.880 the only way

00:45:40.400 to get your

00:45:40.820 mind on

00:45:41.380 something else

00:45:41.900 he said

00:45:42.140 you can't

00:45:42.560 if you want

00:45:43.320 your mind

00:45:43.680 to relax

00:45:44.220 you can't

00:45:44.600 just do

00:45:44.900 nothing

00:45:45.200 because then

00:45:45.480 you just

00:45:45.660 think about

00:45:46.060 all your

00:45:46.360 stresses

00:45:46.660 and you

00:45:47.340 can't read

00:45:47.860 because it's

00:45:48.320 using the

00:45:48.980 same muscles

00:45:49.460 that you use

00:45:49.840 all the time

00:45:50.220 but if you

00:45:50.840 paint

00:45:51.180 it's using

00:45:51.540 different muscles

00:45:52.180 and you're

00:45:52.480 so focused

00:45:53.120 then you'll

00:45:53.620 and I think

00:45:54.860 the same thing

00:45:55.300 is true

00:45:55.500 about fishing

00:45:55.900 you're just

00:45:56.560 you're just

00:45:57.420 casting it out

00:45:58.240 there

00:45:58.440 you're watching

00:45:59.040 very closely

00:45:59.660 you're trying

00:46:00.020 to feel

00:46:00.540 whatever

00:46:00.900 you're so

00:46:01.440 five hours

00:46:02.460 goes by

00:46:02.920 it's like

00:46:03.180 two seconds

00:46:03.680 yeah

00:46:04.700 that's how

00:46:05.680 I feel

00:46:05.860 about it

00:46:06.260 and you know

00:46:06.760 you know

00:46:07.280 what I also

00:46:08.160 have in common

00:46:08.840 with fish

00:46:09.640 drinking

00:46:11.180 absolutely

00:46:12.360 I think

00:46:13.320 I think

00:46:13.660 I won

00:46:14.580 this

00:46:14.820 did I win

00:46:15.300 we can defer

00:46:19.300 to the

00:46:19.640 let's see

00:46:20.080 I'm trying

00:46:20.560 to see

00:46:20.820 what I'm

00:46:21.020 hearing

00:46:21.200 from the

00:46:21.500 judges

00:46:21.800 I think

00:46:22.320 I won

00:46:22.700 you don't

00:46:23.760 have a

00:46:23.920 earpiece

00:46:24.220 but okay

00:46:24.700 I'll go

00:46:25.700 with that

00:46:25.980 thanks for

00:46:28.380 joining us

00:46:28.820 we'll see you

00:46:29.620 next time

00:46:30.080 on this

00:46:30.500 game

00:46:31.020 frankly

00:46:31.540 in a sense

00:46:32.120 I think

00:46:32.380 we all

00:46:32.660 won

00:46:32.900 agreed

00:46:34.680 wow

The Michael Knowles Show - June 05, 2021

YES or NO ｜ Real Answers and Real Drinks with MATT WALSH

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