The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1047

00:00:00.000 Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters for the 21st of November 2024. I am

00:00:13.500 joined by Carl and a man that goes by many names. Lord Miles is one of them. Miles Routledge is

00:00:19.860 another. Miles of Kabul is another. Any others? Agent 4729. That's what they call me of the bureau

00:00:27.860 of the MI6 building. Yeah exactly and Musad Miles too. Musad Miles. You all know I'm the biggest fan

00:00:35.380 of Israel guys but we won't go. But if you don't know Miles has a YouTube channel. Yes it's Lord

00:00:44.380 Miles. I goof off with the Taliban a lot. Eight months in Taliban prison, fall of Kabul, front lines

00:00:49.420 of Ukraine because it's all better than being in Birmingham for a living. Yeah to be fair but

00:00:54.180 Birmingham is more dangerous isn't it? Very dangerous. And more grim. Exactly you don't

00:00:57.920 get stabbed in Afghanistan but in Birmingham. I wonder who's doing the stabbing there. Strange

00:01:03.140 isn't it? But anyway we are going to be talking about how the farmers have put labour on the back

00:01:07.980 foot. I'm going to be talking about my war on slop accounts on X formerly known as Twitter

00:01:13.100 and also we're going to be giving out some travel advice. So true. What the travel advice? Yes yes

00:01:21.160 it's all going to be very very good content. Very serious stuff. So if you're booking a holiday

00:01:27.020 it's definitely something to listen to and it's definitely going to be very productive

00:01:30.260 and useful. Very true. First one. Get out of England. That's true. You don't want to be

00:01:35.480 here anymore and that's a good segue actually into Carl's segment. Oh yeah things are going

00:01:39.920 just great in England. But the farmers are actually putting labour on the back foot and

00:01:44.420 it's actually starting to pay dividends already. It was only on Tuesday that they had the big

00:01:48.260 protest and already the Labour Party is starting to sort of crumble. And so I thought we'd go

00:01:52.660 through it just to give them some moral support. But before you do go and subscribe to our

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00:02:00.720 doing well. Go and watch. We've got a bunch of videos on there already and another one's going to be

00:02:04.300 going up just after the podcast. So go and watch that. So in the budget you can go through this

00:02:10.100 and find them saying well there's going to be a change to the agricultural property relief which

00:02:14.420 means that farms who it will apply for 100% so you won't get any inheritance tax on farms that are

00:02:20.920 worth a million up to a million pounds. And then after that it'll be 20% and then after a certain

00:02:24.960 number it goes up. And so there are lots of farmers who are like right okay but that means me

00:02:30.460 and that means you're going to screw me because farms for anyone who doesn't know although we've

00:02:34.560 said enough times are technically valued at a lot of money but don't actually produce a lot of

00:02:40.220 income. And so these people when slapped with like 400,000 pounds inheritance tax bill are like

00:02:47.800 will I make 30 grand a year off my farm? What am I supposed to do about this? And of course they say

00:02:52.020 well just sell it. And just to be clear it definitely will affect like the average farmer right. So the

00:02:58.820 average farm in Britain is 88 hectares and at approximately 28,000 pounds a hectare puts the average farm

00:03:08.640 and you can just go to any sort of farm selling thing at somewhere between two and a half to three

00:03:14.040 million pounds. So and this this of course depends on the quality of the land blah blah blah but it's

00:03:19.100 somewhere in the region of two and a half to three million pounds for literally the average farm.

00:03:25.440 It's also worth mentioning as well that agriculture is something that has an economy of scale and so

00:03:30.700 the bigger the farm the more productive it is and so by shrinking the size of the farms I mean this

00:03:36.360 happened in the Russian Revolution you just reduce the amount of food that is produced and you cause

00:03:41.460 famines. Yeah so saying oh it's just a farm of a million or more okay but that's about a third of

00:03:47.180 the farms are less than a million something like that somewhere between a third and sort of 45 percent

00:03:52.040 are less than a million and so this is bad news for farmers and so lots of people who know what

00:03:58.160 they're talking about such as Professor Paul Cheshire here is like well hang on a second

00:04:01.460 um this is just essentially uh penalizing the farmers and it's going to ruin them and of course

00:04:09.040 it's increasing the price of the land anyway because now you're essentially going to flood the

00:04:13.820 market with land that otherwise wasn't going to be sold and things like this okay this is just what

00:04:18.700 what is the Labour Party doing and this is the point of the protest I went to the protest um it was nice

00:04:25.640 lots of farmers standing around in their wellies being very polite and saying look we actually don't think

00:04:30.160 we should be ruined on our family farms that we've owned for generations why are you doing this to us

00:04:34.360 is it because we vote conservative and you're of course the Labour Party which is probably why

00:04:39.460 they're doing it um and the Labour Party were like no Rachel Reeves Chancellor of the Extractor has been

00:04:44.940 like no don't care don't care it's not changing my mind also they've got to sacrifice their home

00:04:53.320 that's potentially passed down many generations on the altar of the NHS as well which should be

00:04:59.680 yes I'm pretty sure it says health service service uh what it says is black hole and to which we pour

00:05:06.280 our money that's all it is at this point especially as you literally can't get health service on it

00:05:11.120 you can get on a waiting list if you want though I mean you know only two years for an abortion or

00:05:15.320 something I imagine it literally can be years for cancer treatment oh yeah it's like okay good luck

00:05:20.980 bro well there's only enough cancer in the UK but it's in the government anyway well yeah but

00:05:24.960 that's a Josh makes a great point here as you can see this is to fund the NHS the NHS that's right

00:05:31.000 the NHS the fundable NHS that is responsible for the 22 billion pound black hole in the finances

00:05:38.360 that Labour announced as soon as they came in and then they announced a 22 billion pound fund to

00:05:44.380 capture carbon right I think they might be lying to us I think if they're like no no we have to pay

00:05:51.840 22 billion pounds they wouldn't then commit 22 billion pounds for nonsense projects like this

00:05:58.640 do they know what um is produced on farms do they know that the plants um do plants capture carbon do

00:06:05.840 they uh yes carbon based life forms as as to agriculture I know I've made this breakthrough we

00:06:13.800 need to tell the Labour government this yeah well the point is they want to turn these into wind farms

00:06:18.980 which are made of metal which I understand don't capture carbon no right okay interesting they kill

00:06:23.940 birds though the opposite really that's that's not good I like birds you know I was on the way to

00:06:30.580 the protests and conveniently even though we had half an inch of snow up north in the Midlands

00:06:35.140 all the trains to London were cancelled oh really yeah they were cancelled but not going up north

00:06:39.620 where there's more snow half an inch took the British uh transport system down to its knees and then

00:06:44.420 the next day it was totally fine for some reason to be fair how convenient that might actually be

00:06:48.580 real because our transport system's terrible um but uh yeah so of course remember that they've uh

00:06:53.460 stripped the pensioners hundred thousand pensioners are going to be pushed into poverty

00:06:56.500 so we can definitely punish the farmers we can definitely punish the pensioners and we are

00:07:00.740 definitely spending that 22 billion that we raise out of them on capturing carbon right so like I said

00:07:07.380 I went to the protest and uh they were making some good points yeah I don't think we should kill the

00:07:11.700 people who produce our food that's that's good again has anyone suggested this to the Labour Party

00:07:17.380 who comes from Tesco it's not from far that's a great well waitrose actually that's right

00:07:22.580 that's the best food the Labour Party don't eat Tesco's god give them some credit uh and then you had

00:07:27.300 some very interesting people site because what one thing I like about these sort of protests is it

00:07:31.780 brings people out right and you get people falling on different sides of the argument you oh that's

00:07:35.940 a surprise like andrew lloyd weber came out like andrew lloyd weber the the the theater uh

00:07:42.980 playwright came out and was just like okay well many many people are hovering around at the moment

00:07:47.220 rubbing their hands and glee about the tax I can assure you they're not british yeah like yeah

00:07:52.580 exactly it's like what do you mean by this yeah exactly a very um sort of based statement from

00:07:57.940 andrew lloyd weber basically saying look a bunch of foreigners are going to start buying up our land it's

00:08:02.420 like it's probably true yeah I mean you could build uh Turkish kebab shops you can build phone

00:08:08.100 repair shops there there's no limit to the number of Turkish barbers we could carpet the landing

00:08:15.140 i want a giant mosque in a nice beauty spot i feel like that's what the countryside is missing i want

00:08:19.460 a five-star hotel but not for british people yeah well i mean i think they might all be actually bought

00:08:25.940 up by the government for foreigners at this point so anyway so you got you got some interesting

00:08:30.980 things jeremy clarkson spoke at it of course uh i spoke to jeremy clarkson very briefly i was like

00:08:35.540 you're gonna go into politics he was like no so you know we we need someone to come and do something

00:08:40.980 about this jeremy come on bro um but the uh i mean look clarkson did speak there and he just came out

00:08:46.500 and just straight up said look you have to back down over this or it's going to ruin thousands of

00:08:51.540 people's lives they don't care no they don't i mean it's also worth mentioning and i mentioned this uh

00:08:56.500 when i talked about some of it yesterday that clarkson now has one of the most popular shows

00:09:02.340 in the world he always has see what i did there um in the world um and the fact that he's got

00:09:10.340 international recognition he was on top gear yeah watched all around the world that they've

00:09:16.340 made the enemy of the worst person they possibly could in jeremy clarkson and he's pretty openly

00:09:20.980 hostile to the labor government now that's great he hates the media he hates the government he's

00:09:26.420 just like a regular person i know yeah it's great i also liked how he approached this here where he's

00:09:33.300 saying obviously it's not me that's going to be affected because i'm very wealthy i'm here for other

00:09:38.660 people which is the best way you could present it because it seemed very genuine and i believe he's

00:09:43.380 genuine but quite often people make the mistake of saying trying to make out like i'm a representative of

00:09:48.340 these you know this person um but i think you make yourself a better representative if you're

00:09:52.820 just saying listen i'm here out of my own volition after i've had a heart attack and this is he had

00:09:56.740 an argument with victoria derbyshire of the bbc and she was basically exactly saying that so aren't you

00:10:01.460 rich how does this affect you aren't you trying to do this to avoid inheritance tax he's basically

00:10:05.620 it's just not about me it's about these people he said something even more respectable he's just like

00:10:10.420 actually i just wanted to shoot yeah which the bbc hate even more than farmers but it came with a nice

00:10:16.580 backup of being able to avoid inheritance tax see this is what's wrong with this country the attitude

00:10:21.780 is oh if you're making a little bit of extra money than the average you're a terrible person oh yeah

00:10:25.300 god forbid you make some extra money i make my money off saying taliban merch and you know i'm doing

00:10:29.620 better than the average person it's it's absurd and everyone's playing on everyone's downfall in

00:10:34.580 america it's like jeez i only made like 200k this year in a tech job working remotely i need to make

00:10:40.020 500k next year here it's like if you make 40k apparently you're evil it's just total crap it's

00:10:45.540 just bucket syndrome yeah it's just fat retarded poor people that are upset at people that have

00:10:51.060 some sort of ambition i don't agree i i don't agree that's case because i've never met like a poor

00:10:56.340 person who's resentful of people working hard and making money yeah it's all middle-class socialists

00:11:03.140 who work in like you know they get about 50k a year and they're kind of depressed in their boring

00:11:06.980 email job and they're like oh i hate that person because he makes loads of money so well you you

00:11:11.460 could stop being like a middle-class loser and get a you know you could start being an entrepreneur

00:11:16.180 and no i mean it i really mean it it's true i'm a middle-class loser no you're not because you're

00:11:20.500 not just sat there in an email job that's true yeah you know these people these people are resentful

00:11:25.220 because they think they're better than the email job they've got but they're unwilling to take any

00:11:28.740 risks at all it's like no if you're so clever go and do it but they don't and they sit there

00:11:32.580 seething about people like jeremy clarkson who actually took some risks made some money and

00:11:36.740 were successful you know it's i've never met a poor person who's just i just hate the rich

00:11:41.700 they don't think about them you know they think about doing whatever they need to do it's the

00:11:45.300 middle class i think in many ways um people respect the rich that are more working class because it's

00:11:51.300 not only an aspiration but they quite often can recognize that they deserve it there isn't the

00:11:55.780 the proximity to it that they feel resentful because they're just like well obviously i'm not going to do

00:12:00.740 that they don't feel like they've missed the boat i think people become resentful when they feel

00:12:05.780 like they could have achieved that level of success yeah yeah and and also there's there's this kind of

00:12:11.940 undeserved expectation that because they got an english literature degree that they are i went to

00:12:16.660 university i got myself an english literature degree i deserve to be a multi-millionaire it's like no

00:12:20.900 you're an idiot and you got like a sorry connor and i'm not trying to call that english literature

00:12:26.740 degrees shots i do see the value in them but like you know write a book um anyway

00:12:33.700 moving on so starma had previously promised the farmers don't worry guys i'm not going to ruin you

00:12:39.620 all and so when he comes out and goes like i'm going to ruin you all politician lie uh yeah but but

00:12:45.940 quite dramatic way we could see massively um so obviously the farmers like okay we feel pretty

00:12:51.620 betrayed i mean you're destroying our lives work so we're quite upset and so it's at this point that

00:12:59.220 i think we can actually see the lines that are laid out right so you've got the labor elite the the

00:13:04.980 government and the the core elite around the top of the party that are like nope we're going to liquidate

00:13:10.740 the kulaks we don't care we've got foreigners we need to house in britain we've got foreigners we need

00:13:14.900 to pay for the nhs for and therefore you guys are just going to give us all your money we're going

00:13:19.060 to asset mine we strip mine your bloody assets right and elsewhere what you have are fractures

00:13:27.620 appearing at the bottom of the sort of periphery of the labor party for example in this uh they tell

00:13:32.500 us that the president of the countryside alliance and labor peer baroness malalew i can't pronounce that

00:13:39.460 she spoke at the protest i i if anyone knows how to pronounce that surname i can't even see it so

00:13:46.260 it's highlighted in blue there oh yeah yeah that i don't know how that's value you yeah whatever

00:13:51.220 right french but um yeah but she spoke at the protest declaring her unwavering and steadfast support for

00:13:57.300 farmers uh as she wrote peace and daily express over this and so starm was put on the back foot because

00:14:03.460 this was a big public spectacle and it was very much mainstream so at the protest you had like

00:14:09.700 people like kemi badenov nagel farage and even ed davies i think he parachuted in on a zip line or

00:14:15.220 something uh water slide yeah he slid his way rubber ring yeah but even he was there so you can see it's

00:14:21.300 got a lot of mainstream support it's got actual you know mainstream politicians there uh and so starmer

00:14:26.180 had to respond and he was just like my first job was on a farm what no was it i thought your dad was

00:14:33.140 a tool maker what are you talking about he's the tool it well yeah he made a superb tool and kissed

00:14:39.460 armor but like he i grew up in the countryside all of my family lives in the countryside that's why i'm

00:14:45.380 able to say with confidence that the vast majority of farms will be unaffected by the inheritance but

00:14:49.140 that's a non sequitur as well it is you can you can live in the countryside and you don't have an

00:14:54.100 intimate knowledge of the finances of a farm it's just like i live in a house in the middle of

00:14:58.580 nowhere all of a sudden i i can read the books of a farmer you know i used to work in a barber shop

00:15:03.940 kind of ironic you know same metaphor almost yeah i i've shaved my head therefore i know how

00:15:08.820 barber shops manage their their incomes by drugs um but the point is complete non sequitur and probably

00:15:18.260 not even true like there are various like other interviews that people he's done with people

00:15:23.780 over the course of years where he was like well look you know i went to this particular school

00:15:28.260 and then i looked after disabled kids between six and sixteen years old then the next six months were

00:15:33.620 spent in a factory operating machinery and then i went on to get my scholarship and looks like when

00:15:38.740 did you work on the bloody farm you're just lying it's such a again wow politicians lie but it's just

00:15:44.100 such an obvious and easy lie to be like why people believe it too it's it's absurd yeah it's it's very

00:15:50.100 bizarre putting the disabled children to work in on the farms yeah but kirsten um being probably the

00:15:56.820 least popular politician i was gonna say since adolf hitler but he was pretty popular actually yeah

00:16:02.420 i know i was gonna say he was he actually had quite a good favorability rating he kind of is on my ex

00:16:06.900 feed but yeah but anyway um labor were on the back foot here and so they started putting out posts like

00:16:11.940 this and you'll notice this is just very strange especially point two here you know estates worth up to

00:16:17.220 three million could be passed on by a couple completely free of inheritance tax could thank

00:16:21.780 you still be yeah yeah could could although not according to the budget and according to what

00:16:27.780 the farms actually cost uh i looked into this and basically you would need to engage in labyrinthine

00:16:33.700 legal sort of bureaucracy to sort of like move parts around like things that becomes impossible

00:16:39.780 yeah exactly to make it possible it's like so it's technically possible that you could pass that it's

00:16:44.900 not going to happen right you need to set up a trust wouldn't you yeah and you've got to do

00:16:48.900 various things like split the land between two uh the the husband the wife uh put it in trust and

00:16:53.620 things like this right there's there's all it's a lot of hassle the average farmer isn't going to do

00:16:56.980 this right they don't know what the legalese of this is and but you can see that they're completely

00:17:02.100 on the back foot here oh they could spread the payment over 10 years i don't want you stealing my

00:17:06.180 money you thieves you know it's like god it's what i like what now don't worry wrong we're going to

00:17:13.140 steal your money but you will steal it slowly over a long period of time the reaction is just really

00:17:18.660 deserved too and the left was really surprised when everyone freaked out about this thinking no

00:17:23.380 what do you mean they're millionaires they're just it's gonna be like a little bit of pocket change

00:17:27.780 if i ever get like a parking ticket i'm going into court claiming insanity and biting on a cyanide

00:17:32.900 pill on my you know like i'll i'll cause them i'll go the killdozer routes over like anything

00:17:40.660 anything at all this is criminal yeah and they're underreacting almost yeah yeah no totally and i i

00:17:45.860 can totally see why the farmers are furious and why they're genuinely like okay but you know my okay

00:17:50.900 my my farm's not three million it's three million five hundred thousand oh wow okay so what do you make

00:17:56.100 a year 27 000 or 28 000 or something oh great so now you're screwed you know 400k please so this is

00:18:02.500 just a hypothetical i'm not advocating anyone actually do this but if people were to go into

00:18:06.820 labor politicians houses and just start taking stuff i imagine that they would be pretty upset

00:18:10.980 about that wouldn't they that is effectively what is going on here yeah yeah it's it's not just the

00:18:16.020 farms it's going to be literally their homes as well they're losing uh but like i said you you can see

00:18:20.580 that this is a very defensive statement right everything about the statement is like wow hang on a second

00:18:25.220 it's not going to be quite as bad as it make the budget actually makes it seem um but of course

00:18:30.580 everyone knows that it is and so now it's got to the point where labor mps are starting to grumble

00:18:35.220 on the back benches so you can see that the protest has had an effect because a lot of people say what

00:18:39.780 do these protests even do and actually no it's public pressure right straws on the camel's back

00:18:45.220 that continue piling up until eventually of course it breaks um this is uh steve witherden from montgomery

00:18:51.620 shirt and glendower uh who's called on the treasury to release modeling of the impact and

00:18:56.260 uh andy mcnay for rosendale and darwin has admitted that it's unclear who'd be attacked

00:19:01.780 and so you can see the fractures already beginning so i realize it's early days but keep up the good

00:19:07.700 work keep keep protesting basically you know don't let them think that you're going to just back down

00:19:13.380 on this keep up the pressure because they're already starting to crumble because this is hardly the most

00:19:17.300 secure administration in the history of britain uh keep going we saw what happened in god canada

00:19:22.420 amsterdam all these other places that had protests with farmers they have manure on the walls of yeah

00:19:27.300 this is a lot more tame than that oh exactly yes i'm not saying to do that no no but um definitely

00:19:34.020 don't do anything illegal uh obviously obviously but the point is this this was just a simple like

00:19:40.580 you know shot across the bowels protest where it's just like look we're just not in favor of this

00:19:44.180 and already a bunch of you know a lord and a bunch of mps like yeah yeah and what would happen if

00:19:50.580 everyone was happy do we think oh yeah you know if we give the government a little bit more money

00:19:55.060 all the problems are going to be fixed and never gasp more no you know it's just a few more billion

00:20:00.580 for the nhs exactly stoke the fire back in the 1900s you know the height of the british empire or

00:20:05.540 the late 1800s um everyone was paying like you know five percent tax and they were so unhappy they're

00:20:10.420 like please government let us pay more we want to pay more taxes stop banging the table

00:20:15.140 it goes a microphone a little bit harder guys but then the government took more taxes everything

00:20:20.820 just got better guys yeah you know we're paying more tax now than ever yeah i want to pay 100

00:20:25.620 to the government absolutely every full communism will fix everything won't it real i bet that is

00:20:31.140 actually james o'brien's opinion so he's like the last defender of the labor government anyway uh matt

00:20:36.500 says uh did you see elon's warning to the uk labor after they demanded he come to parliament

00:20:40.260 they will be summoned to the united states of america to explain their censorship and threats to

00:20:43.300 american citizens yeah i did um calip said uh uh there was an opportunity to chill the rise and

00:20:48.500 fall of the british rail in this segment i completely forgot about that um and ramshack

00:20:52.820 a lot says my first job was on a farm translated my parents took me to a picker and fruit farm when

00:20:57.060 i was eight and i picked some strawberries man they're a good idea okay so i'm going to be talking about

00:21:05.140 x formerly known as twitter um which is obviously um the main place where a lot of

00:21:10.580 political discourse goes on i think we can all agree on that um i i see you engaging in lots of

00:21:15.860 productive productive diplomatic discourse yes i've i've said basically i would um when i run for

00:21:22.180 prime minister one day it's actually an ambition of mine because the afghan gold mine's going quite

00:21:25.540 well i will absolutely designate labor as agricultural terrorism so if you're not familiar

00:21:31.220 what's going on look if you're not familiar with uh with uh miles you know you run a youtube channel

00:21:37.780 lord miles and yet you got held in taliban prison and you made friends with them and now you're

00:21:43.540 looking to get a gold mine aren't you it happens to the best of us doesn't it so you're obviously an

00:21:48.660 expert in the art of the deal and i i feel like you're a good person to have on this line yes so i wanted

00:21:54.260 to talk about um how there are some accounts run by some questionable characters some that muddy the

00:22:01.460 water um with political discourse and i've been talking about um ways of spotting these accounts

00:22:07.700 that are harmful and i call this the slop siren um this little alarm that people post normally they have

00:22:13.540 breaking and that little alarm yes and it started to really wind me up because everything that is a

00:22:19.620 low quality click baity basically posted just to farm um revenue from was no longer ad revenue but

00:22:26.660 basically the equivalent well what do these people have in common i mean are they from somewhere or

00:22:30.980 uh there's there's something to do with that i i mean i don't want to to jump to any judgments

00:22:36.020 we don't want generalized guys but um so there was a curious trend that i noticed there was this account

00:22:42.180 here inevitable west where has this account come from well basically nowhere so it's created in

00:22:49.300 october and it's already at uh let's have a look here 66.8 lord miles follows hang on a minute

00:22:57.060 well you know you gotta follow your enemies you know i mean that's true yeah yeah that's it but um

00:23:01.780 they they said breaking reform uk will uh taking part in the large-scale farming protest standing

00:23:06.820 side by side with jeremy clarkson okay they did turn up to the protest you are finished

00:23:11.300 yeah obviously the labor party's still in government but i wish reform were half as

00:23:18.420 effective as this count's making yeah and that they just made up that they're going to be standing

00:23:23.940 side by side with jeremy clarkson that is not true yeah uh they just made it up um because it makes

00:23:30.180 for you know you look at the engagement 30k likes almost a million people viewed it it's more

00:23:36.020 interesting and then you see this farmers will block every road in britain if labor doesn't listen

00:23:42.740 to them on november 19th i also pointed out as well that you know that scene in inglorious bastards

00:23:48.740 where oh yes the the the the three thing where the germans do it like that and uh you know british

00:23:54.420 people do it like that like this nowadays but uh carry on inshallah brother um he's got the date

00:24:00.580 round a weird way which you know for british people that would be very strange because we

00:24:06.020 always do it the way around i had a few people saying way yeah which month day year i'm not saying

00:24:11.540 you must be american ben i'm not saying that he could not be british it's still possible but it raises

00:24:17.940 some questions doesn't it it's also worth mentioning as well how could farmers block every road in

00:24:22.660 britain that's obvious claims lead organizer do you remember that happened yesterday you know you're

00:24:27.300 walking down the street you can't it's a farmer over there yeah just bump into a tractor walking

00:24:31.460 down the street exactly i couldn't open my door they're everywhere and thankfully community note

00:24:36.740 says there is no source for this this account is known for spreading misinformation and general

00:24:40.980 nonsense which i really enjoyed that's kind of basic but i i think i i called out this tweet and

00:24:46.100 made a big fuss about it so i feel like um just a quick thing this this account strikes me as kind of

00:24:50.420 like fan fiction it is you know like the anime like twitter account this is what's going to happen it's like

00:24:55.860 yeah okay it's not going to happen elon's uh retweeted them twice which is really frustrating

00:25:01.300 and um there's this one as well um 500 000 plus patriots and 5 000 plus tractors are expected to

00:25:10.500 conquer central london tomorrow the communists don't know what's coming just be clear look at

00:25:15.380 that engagement 800 000 uh views on it i know it's incredible again it's just laugh yeah it's

00:25:22.020 totally it's like you don't know where these guys are from but um if they were from like a

00:25:26.740 poor country like lots of very high population perhaps that ad revenue make a lot of money yeah

00:25:32.340 that's true also those figures would be a bit more reasonable wouldn't it if you know in a country of

00:25:37.300 1.4 billion say um 500 000 that's not actually that many that's entirely possible that's just um

00:25:43.860 that's just like a little neighborhood block you know it is yeah it is i i also uh looked into this uh

00:25:48.740 the the government basically banned them from bringing tractors to london so this was never

00:25:52.340 going to happen and there were about 20 000 people which is a large protest but uh this this again

00:25:57.540 this is like the anime fan fiction of what happened like this is mental what are you talking about and

00:26:02.500 then after i took exception to this and i i did call it out um i saw this what this is basically

00:26:10.740 the ai sloth yeah this is basically the same thing which i uh pointed out and uh this did quite well

00:26:20.020 that you can see that the slop siren either side are breaking the same figures the same number of

00:26:25.940 tractors both completely unfounded i i hope the british patriot actually is a british person though

00:26:32.660 so we're basically ripping off the indian well you're epic based british patriots sir

00:26:36.740 yes sir from someone india and uh okay fine fine and i noticed that both of them have lots

00:26:46.580 of similarities so a little bit of a spoiler for what i'm going to get onto later i called both of

00:26:50.580 these out for being bs and foreign both of them once my tweet got to a certain amount of engagement

00:26:56.580 started replying to me trying to say it's not nonsense i have sources oh um and things like that

00:27:03.860 and then when i called them out and said show me your sources then then they went to my direct

00:27:08.900 messages both of those accounts and tried to continue it there in private where oh yeah and

00:27:14.500 which i didn't do what what did they not send you their sources and no they didn't there was no

00:27:19.700 sources whatsoever actually they're the sources of the heights of the government themselves they've got

00:27:24.180 a line you know shiva the sources where it just came to me in a dream and the funny thing is

00:27:29.860 they're trying to like psych us out because obviously that these are two of the same people

00:27:37.380 this goon is copying my posts and i agree that they are a goon but it might just be the same

00:27:41.940 person but i also agree probably is copying his posts i mean you know oh you think it's the same

00:27:47.460 person in both counts they're almost identical in the language they use this one man he's he's

00:27:54.260 high casper this other one very low cast very bad and uh this people picked up on oh actually

00:28:02.340 here's the actual prediction that people were predicting actually it was twice that amount but

00:28:06.820 that's a lot more reasonable yes um and then this was ripped off organizers of farmers protests

00:28:14.740 five million patriots will attend bringing up to 50 000 tractors and other vehicles plans have

00:28:19.700 already been made to block all roads so this isn't fake news uh taurine fable here um was the

00:28:26.020 person that actually drew my attention to these fake posts and he was just satirizing it

00:28:32.100 and also uh i believe cunny druck but also did this this is true breaking gunfights on the streets of

00:28:38.500 london's farmers protest heats up at least 18 people have been shot as tensions rise at the farmers march

00:28:44.180 bullets started being exchanged at 11 32 a.m after jeremy clarkson fired off a round at the police

00:28:50.580 parliament how every man wants to die but obviously this is not fake news this really happened um

00:29:00.580 and um britain's best journalist there lots of empire lots of people were saying this to me so

00:29:05.460 people were familiar with this i've all i also had people um sending me messages saying i actually know

00:29:10.580 the person running this account right and they're saying it's someone who used to be based seven uh going

00:29:17.460 by the name ben um uh i i don't know about that um he was exposed a long time for being an indian and

00:29:24.740 i've seen lots and lots of people saying that he's indian that's or indian cool that's hilarious

00:29:29.940 framing though he was exposed for being an indian he's not a liar he's not posting fake news he's

00:29:37.380 indian you know i've had a history of the indians if you guys don't know i would say pull that up if

00:29:41.620 you can regarding jack uh i i put some images into uh i've been banned from india guys it's actually

00:29:50.660 i've been banned i've been told by a few people hey i work at indian immigration please don't come

00:29:55.140 you will have because first i friend to go to north central ireland i was like yeah i'm gonna shoot

00:29:59.700 the indian navy you know just normal stuff and i i would to be fair it belongs to the empire i don't

00:30:04.020 recognize their borders or their country or sovereignty or anything and then i friend to

00:30:08.500 nuke india and it came up it came up on uh the indian times the economist who is well we'll try and

00:30:15.940 find it but it's like who is lord miles the british youtuber friend to atomize india and nuke us i asked

00:30:23.140 jack i can't be charged out of the room i guess he's not gonna pull that up no but um that there

00:30:29.300 is a headline here from the hindu stand times british youtuber miles routledge sparks outrage

00:30:34.660 with racist remarks about atomizing india i put it in the discord jack how's that racist

00:30:43.460 there we go jack's pulling it up okay if i threatened to nuke france am i being racist i

00:30:48.580 i would threaten to nuke france too it's very understandable here we go we should have them

00:30:53.300 pulled up here's here's one from you know something or other there's a few like that

00:30:56.980 too they they always say there's massive outrage i've received overwhelming support

00:31:01.380 from pakistani accounts yeah yeah i'm sponsored by pakistani isi guys but i've actually got this

00:31:08.420 framed in my house you know it's actually on the wall not that one

00:31:12.100 that was the wrong image but that's funny anyway um so here we go um yeah i i saw overwhelming

00:31:22.260 support because i saw you saying this stuff on twitter and i was just like yes one struggle

00:31:28.580 you're very sweaty very moist today i know it's really warm in here isn't it it's kind of

00:31:32.580 getting hot in here it is yeah right back to the slop you epic right right join the conservative

00:31:41.540 party party it's all right miles he just doesn't understand us so this original account that they

00:31:47.940 were saying has been suspended but if you put rather than based seven you put based eight oh um

00:31:57.860 inevitable west comes up huh which is funny isn't it oh something's going on there oh the fed's joined

00:32:05.860 yeah he's a fed but yeah you can see he keeps on just coming up and also there's a an account

00:32:14.180 called ben warren 52 that just reply guys inevitable west um i like the fact there are a bunch of like

00:32:24.020 foreign again fans of the british empire they're like no you guys are doing it wrong look 500 000 you

00:32:30.180 you know it's like okay well you know it's so there's something funny about it you know just

00:32:35.140 imagine like a group of you know based what uh you know british people americans can be like yeah

00:32:40.900 mess immigration it's not too good what we gonna do about this and some random indian guy comes

00:32:45.540 like yes so true so one struggle like what he's like yes we we have the same problem you know something

00:32:51.540 about pakistan and islam and you're like no get out of here dude just push it away

00:32:55.620 so um after i called them out he was asking what is this misinformation

00:33:04.340 just has no concept of reality or truth maybe english isn't his first language and he's actually

00:33:09.060 a translation because this is in response to to this where i'm calling them both out for just making

00:33:14.660 stuff up 500 000 i made it up well um i said that um he basically says i made an estimate um wouldn't

00:33:23.540 call that misinformation if anything you're putting out misinformation by saying i am inevitable west

00:33:28.500 practice what you preach here is a picture taken in the last hour of today's event but the thing is

00:33:32.900 he made the estimations before anyone turned up and also that's not half a million people not even

00:33:39.060 close well the time zone in india is a few hours ahead of england so he just saw into the future

00:33:43.700 he used a satellite to see the future that's real uh super power aren't they i forgot about that

00:33:48.980 they're super power guys they do have a space program though and we bloody don't

00:33:54.020 yeah but we've got we're launching rockets every single home that is fair so yeah you know and uh

00:34:00.020 they pointed out um this is another account the ones in the op um there have been multiple posts

00:34:05.140 where josh has asked the sources on this because they're completely fabricated and he says just

00:34:09.460 because someone throws out a number doesn't mean it's misinformation

00:34:12.500 that's rachel reeve's defense is it i was inspired by inevitable west without realizing he's often

00:34:20.500 labeled as an engagement farming indian i have no connection to him and don't even know who he is

00:34:26.580 but you just mentioned him uh i've been on x for about four months i'm british and honestly i

00:34:32.820 couldn't care less if you believe me i'm british yeah i own the piece of paper for soon as i'm british

00:34:37.460 totally yes um part of the british empire perhaps at one point um i don't see it as misinformation

00:34:43.780 everyone has the right to their own opinion and to make estimates i don't know dude this is just

00:34:48.100 rachel reeves defending her budget or do you think if you question some numbers regarding historical

00:34:53.700 events but yeah that's very dodgy that is true yeah everyone can make an estimate and

00:35:00.420 it's his defense in front of a german court do indians love israel because they believe

00:35:08.180 they do love is yeah but in the israelis just absolutely despise the indians you could have

00:35:13.300 imagined yeah i can't imagine why uh yeah so there they are saying that and they said i did a lot of

00:35:18.740 digging and it seems that around 500 000 people were going to show up based on polls and chats with

00:35:23.940 other influences yeah but not not inevitable west you just so happen to happen on the same

00:35:31.700 when you say a lot of digging do you think went to like the catacombs the archives looking for

00:35:35.220 your atrium scrolls it's like complex math um i didn't just pull those numbers out of thin air

00:35:40.980 remember that he didn't just make them up i would just be base i would just be like haha made it up

00:35:45.860 and then one thing that would be just a wonderful thing here it seems like you're trying to boost your

00:35:50.020 own engagement by spreading false stories about me in inevitable west also he's all of a sudden

00:35:55.860 concerned about spreading fake stories about this account that he has nothing to do with

00:36:00.180 funny that isn't it it's almost like he has some sort of vested interest in this account it's it's

00:36:06.260 weird um i don't know him and i have no ties to him at all now you have a nice day sir uh he didn't

00:36:12.500 say that um and now he's saying that i'm misinformation wow even though he provided no sources when i asked him

00:36:20.020 um and i i did say it's not half million people not even close i would say post a hat picture of

00:36:26.260 your hands with a date on it and you're at people were saying that as well you don't you didn't do

00:36:31.380 it you don't do it i'm ashamed because i'm 116 french i don't think i'm white you know it's like

00:36:35.780 it's all right yeah no it's not we'll give you we'll give you a pass you've done enough british

00:36:40.180 things going to foreign countries and exploring you know so true so blah blah um same thing here's

00:36:46.260 another account um god save great britain um defender of british culture and heritage

00:36:53.780 and this one is like facebook ai boomer slop it is exactly what i was going to say it's boomer bait

00:36:59.780 and this um this is um shared by the other accounts right that i was calling out as well did you do a

00:37:06.500 wayback machine on this account i haven't no joined in 2019 it was probably something else i didn't want

00:37:12.260 to dwell on it too much because um you know here's the tractor thing again that um people

00:37:17.540 pointed out is nonsense german tractors yeah we're coming from far and wide

00:37:24.980 i guess they were on the channel the other day and i saw a post that i actually thought was quite

00:37:29.300 funny snow the only thing that settles in britain and doesn't claim benefits i thought okay that's

00:37:33.220 actually quite good fair enough funny it's good boomer bait it is and then i realized oh wait someone

00:37:39.060 had already tweeted this and they just reworded it this is dated um earlier that's 20th of november

00:37:45.620 that is 18th of november which happened to be my birthday um thank you i'm 29 years young

00:37:51.540 oh i know i don't look it do i look much older older than me and you've got hair that's

00:37:57.620 i know it's it's amazing i'm feeling the envy all of a sudden myself i've got hair to spare if you

00:38:03.140 want some oh yeah we've got thick scottish locks we'll pop down to turkey together you know we'll

00:38:08.340 do all right transplant i did want to go on holiday and uh let's go on to radio genoa because they're

00:38:15.300 another account that uh is run by a very european person a cambodian of course everyone knows cambodia's

00:38:22.260 in europe i like radio you know useful i shot an rpg in cambodia once that was real fun uh cow that

00:38:29.140 that'll anger the indians won't it yeah to be fair i have um i've said a lot of things about indians

00:38:33.940 so i can't say on camera but you know um but i would argue that radio genoa although they have

00:38:39.860 some use and that they share stuff that is useful to see um it's done in a very engagement farmy way

00:38:46.180 they only really provide rhetoric rather than details about the things that they're sharing in

00:38:50.020 the videos which i find that if you actually want to source it and know exactly what happened and when

00:38:55.220 is very difficult and so it just becomes this isolated video that makes people angry but you're

00:39:00.500 powerless to do anything about it because you don't know any more information than the sort of rhetoric

00:39:05.300 you're getting you can't take as a serious source either exactly and so i was going to have a look um

00:39:10.340 here that they're showing that he's a cambodian here's uh his account here you can see it's the same

00:39:15.460 guy radio genoa also rome there epic western nationalists sir i know there is a bit of a

00:39:24.340 theme going on and you see things like this where he this is a video if you're listening of an african

00:39:30.580 eating a loaf of bread by dipping it in dirty water and they're saying what is this i mean you don't need

00:39:35.860 a question but also it's so entirely obvious what's going on yeah it's engagement farming it is yeah

00:39:42.100 yeah and it it all it does is saturate the platform with stuff that's not necessarily that helpful

00:39:48.500 and as well um this is something that i've noticed they describe everyone as british patriots this is

00:39:53.300 from this is from liverpool in the um august riots after the southport incident and it's just like

00:40:00.340 british patriots in liverpool and it's just a bunch of scouse chavs causing trouble it's like they're

00:40:07.540 british patriots i mean how do you know they're british patriots well we're so bad guys look at that

00:40:12.980 wow and um there's also you see that regular post where they don't post a video i mean this i agree

00:40:21.860 patriots love and protect children that's a fair thing to say and i agree with that and it's also a

00:40:26.180 good message that's true however you can see that this post for an account with over a million followers

00:40:32.660 gets the number of likes that small fry like me get yeah you can see why they're engagement farming

00:40:38.260 yeah there's numbers up exactly and um you know they post things like this is keir starmer's england

00:40:45.780 a democracy or a dictatorship to loads of people who hate keir starmer i mean what to be what answer

00:40:52.180 are you going to expect and of course no one cares about this it doesn't get nearly the same level of

00:40:56.980 engagement um but then sometimes they hit gold i mean trump's not talking about removing george

00:41:02.420 floyd monuments but they just sort of suggested should he should he do it and people loved it

00:41:07.620 and it did for a while that's true longest he's been free in his uh existence um but 10.5

00:41:15.780 million views very widely circulated eating well tonight and also foreshadowing uh there's

00:41:21.780 ian miles chong in the replies yeah that's uh favorite malaysian nationalist he's just as american

00:41:29.220 as you or me is that you know i i'm actually i'm starting to come around to these uh based patriot

00:41:35.540 inevitable west just spreading fake news yeah well you know the media spreading fake news all the time so

00:41:43.300 we need a counterweight them at their own game yeah yeah yeah and um they also

00:41:48.500 oh yeah there's another what is this as well um she's single cool yeah miles i've just left

00:41:56.820 this in for you i i know you know you're looking to meet ladies is that in chong's sister it might

00:42:02.660 well be but they also reheat old things like this yeah like what do they eat in america this is an old

00:42:08.580 post it is from like 2017 it is yeah and they've i think they've even used ai to enhance the image

00:42:14.900 quality which i mean i respect as a respecter i respect good image fidelity but still this is old

00:42:23.620 news that they're just sort of rehashing it as this is something that's happening now because i know

00:42:28.020 accounts like mine they make about a thousand to two thousand a month just in extra ad revenue these

00:42:32.740 are probably making three or four so they're probably they've gone from you know impoverished

00:42:37.380 in whichever third world country that we used to rule to now this guy actually lives in italy i think

00:42:42.100 this cambodian guy yeah but it's something italy is it southern italy they're not really european

00:42:48.020 men are they but um they're basically i can't say it but i i don't know i just think they're making

00:42:54.100 a ton of money off it it's gonna push whatever narrative it makes money and that's that's exactly

00:42:57.860 it there's no new idea it's been circumventive system it's just one giant you know circle joke

00:43:02.740 really very sad to say and i think that part of the reason is the these people who are foreign

00:43:08.660 uh don't necessarily have that much of a vested interest in our domestic politics as the people

00:43:14.580 who actually live here and care about the place sure they might care in some sort of ideological

00:43:19.620 sense in a tangential sense i'm not necessarily denying that they have some emotional investment

00:43:24.900 exactly but it's not the same and so i think it gives them the proclivity to make things up and sort

00:43:31.620 of be sensationalist and not go about things in a way that is maximally productive to helping the actual

00:43:36.980 country they're talking about so what you're saying is we should have indian slop accounts for twitter

00:43:42.260 but like you know 500 billion indians are going to descend on you know pakistan you know how you have

00:43:47.620 massive indian patriots yeah massive indian call centers what elon should do is do that but for us

00:43:53.540 politics led by ganesh himself to defeat infinite indians with infinite computers yeah all i'm saying is

00:44:01.300 there might be a a good good market for it i've traveled a lot and i just don't think most of these

00:44:05.460 people in the world are sentient i would say i'm not even kidding that's just anywhere i think 85

00:44:10.900 percent of the world isn't sentience yeah there's nothing going on up there generic ideas just no

00:44:17.220 independent thought just i just don't know like if if they just half the world disappeared i wouldn't

00:44:23.060 know i wouldn't nothing would change so anyway let's move on to ian oh no that's another thing

00:44:29.060 actually um this is muddying the water saying known pedophiles in the uk what do you notice actually

00:44:33.540 this image is all men that that's true yeah they're not there's a woman there that's oh yeah

00:44:39.700 huddersfield she's oh yeah uh but this this is a composite image that we share in britain

00:44:46.500 um of the grooming gangs to show how widespread they are in all of these different places

00:44:52.180 the you know it it is the case that there are some white pedophiles obviously they all work for the bbc

00:44:59.060 um but they could just share that and that's compelling enough saying look at how widespread

00:45:05.460 the grooming gangs are um there are some white pedophiles in britain they're in charge of the

00:45:10.020 country um but anyway um ian miles chong um he is a malaysian national um he does usually write his

00:45:21.220 own takes although he clearly spends a lot of time on twitter and so i would argue he's a marginally

00:45:26.500 better version of radio genoa but i still feel like he is unhelpful um you you see he he sometimes

00:45:33.060 just writes out things that are just his opinions and they do reasonably well and so yeah that's okay

00:45:40.100 but sometimes he does post things that are other people's content without crediting them and he posts

00:45:46.660 complete slop and i feel like this is the same phenomenon whereby um they don't have a necessary

00:45:54.020 vested interest and we can see that from the fact that when the panama papers leaked of course this

00:46:00.180 is a financial thing uh we can see that his name is chong wen jiang uh either miles is uh appropriate

00:46:06.580 my name my name miles that's true you know i'm coming for you and he has a company that operates out

00:46:12.420 of malaysia via the british virgin islands for tax purposes probably because he makes an absolute killing

00:46:18.340 from from he doesn't want to pay taxes i mean i don't care about him not paying taxes but it

00:46:25.780 it just suggests to me that he's there he's there for the money right sure and i i support people

00:46:32.180 avoiding taxes it the legal one though i support people making money i support people making money

00:46:37.540 however i feel like you if you're talking about other people's politics you should do so in a manner

00:46:42.020 that is productive for that country i must announce to um unfortunately we have to move from the uk

00:46:47.300 rather soon because i'm getting screwed over on taxes um aren't we all yeah like taliban merch makes

00:46:52.820 decent money i've got to admit and i've i just might as well just move because why would i stay here

00:46:57.620 things are getting worse um i'm not safe in my own country uh things are expensive what's the point

00:47:03.940 so yeah do you have any idea where you're gonna move yeah i was actually going to move to afghanistan

00:47:08.820 and i was actually gonna get a letter saying hey you know you're a tax resident of afghanistan but

00:47:12.660 there's no tax agreement between afghanistan england that will change okay you know things need to

00:47:18.740 change there but i'm thinking um bahrain oman or saudi i don't want to move to the uae it's not my place

00:47:26.340 but zero percent tax it's great but i mean there are there are states in the us that have zero percent

00:47:31.540 tax are potentially good and you won't have to live amongst the sand do you i can move to israel yeah

00:47:37.460 that that's true yeah you get conscripted so um you see things like this the ai is completely out

00:47:48.100 of control um this is is known for being a bit of a slot post where they just post i mean it it is

00:47:55.380 funny i must admit it's a bit silly it's a bit funny that's real this this is actually real footage

00:48:00.740 as well as passing off as ai i like the fact they're driving down london i don't know why

00:48:07.940 for some reason

00:48:13.220 it is just silly isn't it yeah and for some reason putin's leading the peaky blinders for some reason

00:48:19.780 i don't know why but it's not really adding much even though it is silly um

00:48:25.460 and then um here's another example of them bringing up old stuff you may remember this

00:48:35.220 this this i think she was a migrant police worker wasn't she like she's not even like a proper police

00:48:40.740 lady a policeman officer lady thing um and we covered this when it happened this was like a year ago and

00:48:47.860 he shared this in the on the 20th of november and uh you know without any context for it where it is

00:48:54.820 um it's just the uk and it would be helpful if you were able to find out more about it or when it was

00:49:02.580 because this is old news of course it's from radio genoa um because you know probably still government

00:49:08.100 policy so well i think she actually got reprimanded for this and it wasn't the law and she got in trouble

00:49:13.940 so problem solved see this also the weird tongue out as well many such cases of hating the uh hating

00:49:20.100 christ many honestly under my government i would ban all people that go against christ basically

00:49:27.940 i would i would mandate christianity everywhere i'm not kidding okay well it is better than islam

00:49:34.180 everywhere i'd say that better than anything else anywhere well it's also worth mentioning as well

00:49:40.580 if you want your daily dose of slop um we've made a new channel um loads of daily much higher quality

00:49:46.420 that's true um this is just where we post more short form stuff where we break down things like

00:49:53.460 articles or various stories that are too small to go on the podcast and therefore we're not hypocrites

00:50:00.500 for for pointing out the the more sloppy things uh we are actually you know these are our competitors

00:50:06.660 videos that's true but yes the point i wanted to make i'm subbing right now okay you cannot wait

00:50:14.340 same for you at home i wonder what you're doing i thought my segment was just really boring no no

00:50:19.300 but my point being is there are lots of these these foreign run slop accounts that don't really add

00:50:27.860 run by afghanis rude to our guests yeah miles i'm calling you out this was actually an intervention

00:50:35.060 but um we are destined to do battle after this i'm going to kill you in a nice way i love you oh but

00:50:42.100 the point being that there are lots of these accounts don't engage with them call them out

00:50:46.660 be wary of them don't cite them as sources because they're just out to make money at the end of the

00:50:50.900 day but anyway now on an overlay note subscribe to the lotus eaters and donate monthly that's true

00:50:58.740 yeah there is also that lovely i remember this youtube video i filmed it in johannesburg in south

00:51:05.220 africa a very very safe place nowadays um can't imagine what happened in the last 30 years that went

00:51:10.340 wrong but i went through uh every single country on a map and basically said why hey you know i don't

00:51:16.580 like this country this country's kind of sucks this one needs improvements you know for my own

00:51:20.980 professional opinion from traveling a lot and i basically crossed out the whole of africa um

00:51:26.180 afghanistan big thumbs up they're my they're my tally bros not my tally foes you know so i'm gonna

00:51:33.060 break down africa a little bit because i i watched this video i really enjoyed it when it came out at

00:51:37.060 the time physically break down africa uh we tried that once didn't we we could try again it's all right

00:51:42.660 so here is the world map um for those who don't know um is there anywhere in africa if you had to go

00:51:51.460 where would you go it was i'd quite like to go to somewhere like botswana it runs good it runs

00:51:55.780 relatively well you know it's they've got sort of they they actually respect the western way of

00:52:00.980 doing stuff they're not foolish lower corruption good diamond mines uh namibia that's quite good

00:52:08.500 actually because it's mostly empty so you won't come across any of the uh the lovely people who

00:52:13.540 live on this continent um you know i was arrested in kenya i was arrested in kenya really yeah that

00:52:19.780 happened i went to so look on the kenya south sudan border there's a uh little village a little

00:52:25.540 refugee camp called kukuma and when i went to kukuma i went to this uh yeah there it is just a little

00:52:31.540 bit down just by the google logo right oh i see it yeah so i went there and i went to donate some uh

00:52:37.220 some laptops uh meet a guy who was a follower of mine he seemed pretty chill you know he was actually

00:52:42.180 a smart fella not a fart smeller and um you know when i went there the police stopped me i was like oh

00:52:47.780 are you giving stuff away i was like yeah yeah they're like oh no you broke this law that we

00:52:51.780 just made up we are now taking your passport three thousand pound fine uh that you have to pay it's

00:52:57.620 for law i'm like short shot so then i africa has a law against charity yeah exactly like they just

00:53:03.540 wanted yeah right you know they corrupt as hell they're very backwards return to the british empire

00:53:07.300 whatever but i fixed it by paying a prostitute uh you know like a hundred dollars and i said listen

00:53:13.620 go and buy some alcohol go into a police station which is just a shack you know and go and get the

00:53:18.180 chief of police you know completely drunk wasted and then i'm gonna sneak in and take my passport

00:53:23.860 back and i did he was slumped out we took the little uh belt where all the keys were and open

00:53:29.140 finding cabinet took out my passport and i fled to the south sudan border and i was stopped by kenyan

00:53:33.940 intelligence kind of an oxymoron but um yeah they were like oh what have you done wrong i was like no

00:53:39.620 nothing and then i played it very cool and i said you know um yeah i'm just helping this guy i'm

00:53:46.100 helping him get back to south sudan and he went you know no one would be stupid enough to come here if

00:53:52.180 he didn't work for british government and i remained silent i was like i'm not gonna say no he's like

00:53:57.780 i know you work for the agency i used to work in intelligence in uh south sudan as well i know your

00:54:02.820 kind i was like maybe no no he was like here's my number if we if you need anything please employ

00:54:10.180 me i look after you you go no problem when i when i see you i think intelligence

00:54:19.380 no i went to uh i went to british school was definitely not

00:54:22.980 but um then i just said you know yeah we've uh we know about you uh we don't even need your phone

00:54:27.860 but i'm gonna take it anyway we'll contact you don't worry but um don't tell anyone winked at him

00:54:32.980 i walked away just laughing so that's my kenya story so kenya's meant to be one of the nice places

00:54:38.580 in africa um all the others truthfully not have you seen that drc documentary where the china man

00:54:45.140 goes there the chinese businessman he goes for drc and goes hey you know um i'm gonna do some business

00:54:51.140 here i'm going to open a road and some transportation links a business yeah he's like you know i'm gonna do

00:54:56.900 it to improve exports and imports for gems it's gonna make me some money and then he he's hits

00:55:02.420 the ground and he realizes how how much it sucks he goes to the government in the capital when he

00:55:07.140 goes hey we want to go up north um where's the electricity and the government i crap you not

00:55:11.940 he the government goes to him we don't know where the electricity of running water is in the north

00:55:15.620 but if you can let us know that'll be really and then they go you know they go 60 up north

00:55:22.340 and they come across a river that splits the country in two as it's meant to be a ferry

00:55:26.260 that they're absolutely free they get people from north to south and vice versa but they meet the

00:55:31.620 ferryman he goes yeah you know the ferry hasn't been running for two years we were requests for

00:55:35.860 parts and no one turned up and we've no one has been able to cross ever since for two years like

00:55:41.300 yeah no one from you know 40 of the country has been able to go to the capital they're like yeah but

00:55:46.820 no one really moves we just don't know what's going on that's the type of country we have to deal with

00:55:51.620 and these are the type of people that run this country the chinese man realized that and went

00:55:55.540 oh no the british came here and they ruled china and they told us how it works and we we improved

00:56:01.620 railway and now we have great you know ccp uh industry you guys haven't learned anything you

00:56:06.740 need to know how it works you guys are failures by your own accord not by slavery not by british empire

00:56:12.260 because you guys are stupid and that's the one docu that's one video of a china man i think i've

00:56:17.220 seen that this is dust isn't it yeah it was me in disguise by the way but um it's true i mean these

00:56:23.620 people truthfully most of africa has this victim complex going hey you know the world we were in

00:56:30.180 a utopia and then british people came there to prey on our downfall and you know yeah we made some

00:56:35.940 mistakes that's true but you know they think oh you know we should just have a trillion dollars

00:56:41.940 in our pockets and the world has stolen all our resources and everything from us

00:56:46.420 and we have literally the indian opinion as well yeah true yeah true 45 trillion yeah do we look

00:56:52.020 like we've got 45 trillion bro speaking of which travel advice for the indian subcontinent don't

00:56:58.580 simple as simple as do not go wait i get through pointing in afghanistan i went to foreign countries

00:57:04.020 what's your advice don't don't simple as guys you know i want to play a game guys with the viewers

00:57:09.140 at home let's make a bet i'll pay you five pounds for every single um little you know little uh

00:57:15.140 street view drop we drop in india where we can find a street without human feces or without trash

00:57:21.780 drop it randomly in india cover your eyes cover your eyes and drop it right now

00:57:30.020 right in the beginning everywhere but maybe we maybe it was a one-off guys maybe it was a one-off

00:57:35.940 let's try it again shall we yeah let's do it again five pounds on the line

00:57:43.780 right somewhere up here oh okay oh i didn't mean to do that remember to play to uh god number 477

00:57:50.100 oh why is it doing that there we go it was just randomly is that a different

00:57:56.260 wait is this um is this birmingham it looks like birmingham doesn't it

00:58:00.260 it's actually cleaner than birmingham this is spark hill i like how they also blur out the google

00:58:04.900 car heaven forbid yeah so you got trash everywhere you probably got you know that's open sewers

00:58:11.780 right there's puddles one more shall we just to you know you know when you smell something it's

00:58:18.740 actually particles of that very thing going in your nose so if you smell poo you know in india

00:58:23.620 there's poo particles going up your nose is that it's all you want to pay for a privilege oh

00:58:28.900 10 odd 10 odd yeah yep yep great game to play at home guys you know salmon pink houses there

00:58:39.700 you know i hate no group i'm very open-minded but at the same time you know maybe you know don't

00:58:45.140 drop your trash on the floor simple as um maybe you know don't poo in the open i i think you're onto

00:58:53.060 something there radical ideas i'm not so revolutionary ideas so europe where do you feel

00:58:58.580 like is good to visit in europe because i've traveled europe a lot more than the rest of the

00:59:02.740 world you know ukraine is very cheap nowadays i can't imagine why um you can actually i was

00:59:07.700 actually considering spending uh half a year in uh lviv because there's a hotel there that's literally

00:59:14.900 one pound 50 a night it's like a it's like a very nice hotel too because of the war no you don't

00:59:20.340 you don't want to go to you know this part you want to go to this part here don't you like i'm

00:59:25.540 friends with andrew tate so when he comes to romania you know it's someplace nice but when i got off the

00:59:30.660 bus from ukraine to romania and my wallet was stolen within literally five minutes i'm not even kidding

00:59:35.460 whole thing moldova not even a real country as it's just a russian satellite state hungary you know funny

00:59:42.100 name but it's actually a pretty nice country to be honest i've seen pictures of budapest i've never

00:59:46.100 actually been to hungary but lovely i've been times i've been a lot around here greece i had

00:59:52.660 the misfortune the furthest east i've ever been is turkey and i'm not making that mistake i've got

00:59:57.060 beef north macedonia i'm wanted well they're not even what's the problem with north oh you crossed

01:00:01.940 the border didn't you yeah i crossed the border illegally and jumped it back and they were like

01:00:05.140 oh you know technically on our on our system on our computer it shows you've been here for like

01:00:09.300 two years straight and i'm like i just came off a flight from afghanistan i think your computer's

01:00:12.900 broken i'm gaslighting i'm going no you know i i think something wrong with your computer guys i

01:00:17.220 know what caused that and then i got banned from schengen for like two years but then i just got a

01:00:21.780 new passport and was able to fly again so it's pretty funny but north macedonia not even a real

01:00:26.420 state it's not even macedonia either because macedonia was greek exactly and and the macedonians

01:00:32.260 i believe are slavic aren't they it's very strange and the albanians the albanians aren't occupied by the

01:00:36.820 turks any anymore so i don't know why some of them are still you know muslim muslim very strange also

01:00:42.660 one thing about albania that i would bear in mind is that it's probably it's one of the main

01:00:48.340 countries in europe that has the least number of foreign criminals in because they're all exactly

01:00:54.580 so if you want a really safe holiday go to albania because all the criminals are already abroad

01:00:59.620 i mean it this is uh looks all right this is greece isn't it that's greek letters albania notice

01:01:07.300 the lack of human feces and trash on the floor this is revolutionary guys it doesn't look terrible

01:01:12.740 no looks okay doesn't it greek people are generally friendly but last time i was in greece i was with

01:01:19.940 my girlfriend at the time we're walking around and outside some of the you know big ancient greek

01:01:25.460 monuments there's like two homeless people just fighting and a group formed around it i'm like

01:01:30.660 okay whatever they're their leading philosophers though exactly big but uh i i have one gripe when i went to

01:01:36.180 greece i went to the acropolis and they made me pay twice because they they said this ticket isn't

01:01:41.380 valid and i asked why and it's like well you don't have a greek id to prove you're under um 18 and i

01:01:48.260 just like well i've got a british passport i'm not gonna have a greek id i'm only here for a little

01:01:52.980 while like well you've got to buy an adult one then and i was i was quite young as well so yeah so

01:01:58.100 you just took it but it was it's probably corruption was it cash paid with cash yeah yeah i wonder

01:02:02.980 i wonder where that went guys um rome you know uh italy kind of nice i i i'm big on the northern

01:02:10.580 italy divide um you know i'm you know some of them also some of them are libyan rome is basically

01:02:17.060 africa in in some respects now as well exactly i've actually made a habit of flying to rome from time

01:02:23.460 to time and just chasing random uh nigerians who scammers who are trying to do the bracelet scams oh and

01:02:29.140 i'm like hey can i have a bracelet can i wait you're wanting me to pay no you give it free i'd

01:02:33.860 walk away that's the best of them um spain you know valencia is good this time of year i hear

01:02:39.380 very cheap i'm not a fan of the spanish people in general they're very lazy people all they do is

01:02:43.780 sleep all day um you know you know it's all my economy is not great i'm like yeah because you

01:02:49.300 have like 15 lunch breaks just like the french to be fair i went to the place where they filmed the

01:02:53.940 good the bad and the ugly and it was like 50 degrees i mean it's brilliant to go to the place

01:03:00.020 yeah it's like down yeah but once they had it down there once they had an empire once they had an

01:03:04.820 empire but now they're just condos for british people yeah but they had an empire of the people

01:03:08.100 in the stone age that is true yeah that you know south america yeah fun fact until the 1960s 35

01:03:16.660 of spanish people lived in caves i'm not even kidding no it's actually um portugal as well i

01:03:26.180 can't tell the difference between spain and portugal regarding apart from the language just you know

01:03:30.820 uh french my arch our arch enemy again we should invade france once again switzerland's too expensive

01:03:36.340 switzerland's very expensive but you know it used to be good for money laundering i do like the swiss

01:03:40.180 people in general they have drip um you know slovenia jedia i just don't think these are real

01:03:45.780 countries i found country i found slovenia was actually really nice and people were very kind

01:03:51.220 um they would actually try and practice english with me and they're very welcoming yeah because

01:03:55.300 they want a visa they want a visa but the country was really nice for now for now yeah until something

01:04:02.260 goes wrong unfortunately croatia was very nice although it's getting very touristy now

01:04:06.980 i i i think i was i got in trouble in croatia so i jumped the border from croatia to salute because

01:04:11.780 croatia didn't used to be schengen so i jumped the border once into slovenia over a mountain

01:04:16.660 and you know i went all the way to uh i believe it was belgium to visit go at the time jumped all

01:04:21.620 the way back but on the way back i saw a bear in the middle of the night you know as i was hiking

01:04:26.180 got startled fell down this mountain kind of fractured my ankle and i dragged myself over the

01:04:30.900 border like a commando style for about 20 miles until i got into a random croatian village uh they

01:04:36.580 called the police thinking i was some illegal migrant and technically i was technically it was

01:04:41.940 they they were like oh where are you from they would speak through in different languages i'm

01:04:44.820 british like oh do you have a british passport yes of course and they're like well do you know where

01:04:49.380 you are so i was camping and you know something went wrong and i was in the mountains and i damaged

01:04:54.980 my leg bro ah geez that's crawled here i don't know where i am like you're on the board i'm like oh

01:05:00.500 that's strange well doesn't matter anyway can you take me to a hospital they're interrogating me and

01:05:04.820 like yeah we could find your um we could find all your hiking equipment if you want i was like

01:05:09.140 yeah you know go look around the mountains and i quickly got out of there so i don't think i can

01:05:13.060 go back they're really nice actually yeah they sound lovely no they were quite nice croat is lovely

01:05:18.100 lovely but uh yeah it's tough for the average creation um about up this way germany once once great i

01:05:26.740 won't tell you when it was great but it's for another day when uh we have better times poland's kind

01:05:32.180 of base it's going a little bit downhill nowadays if you go into warsaw you've got twinks with lgtv

01:05:37.380 flags or whatever um no one knows what happens in estonia latvia lithuania let's have a look made

01:05:43.300 up states i'm gonna i'm gonna have a look i went to uh czechia last year i really lovely lovely um

01:05:50.740 amazing food great beer cheap cheap yeah that's lovely architecture they're living in better houses

01:05:56.260 than we bloody are yeah just random village in latvia this looks lovely i know some people

01:06:03.620 from latvia and they're very nice why have they come here but we don't have gregs think about it

01:06:09.300 the one thing that'll fix that greg's greg's is the but we don't have the bbc into wait a minute

01:06:14.100 i should move take this no it actually is quite nice yeah this looks really nice they're not relevant

01:06:19.620 to the world stage they don't really do anything but who really cares you don't want that nice day-to-day

01:06:24.420 life no one's gonna be messing with these countries they just do their own thing they've got it

01:06:29.220 sorted like oh it's one of the farmers on the way to protest god this looks great carl can we move

01:06:38.580 there instead without a swindon let's go to latvia what's the tax policy like i don't know who cares

01:06:44.900 it looks nice it's got to be low to have a nice place like this well there we go you know my great

01:06:51.220 german grandfather moved to argentina uh he's a war hero that's a lovely place to live nowadays

01:06:58.500 i've heard scandinavian countries scandinavian very nice just high taxes again if you're born

01:07:03.380 there expensive expensive um but you know beautiful women let's be honest you know most recent place i

01:07:10.260 went to was the netherlands and i was amazed at how nice and clean and orderly everything was i was just

01:07:15.140 like this is this reminds me of britain but if britain will run well except when i were recycling

01:07:21.140 when i run for parliament i'll well trust me the only thing that annoyed me was all of the cyclists

01:07:26.340 because everyone's really polite except the cyclists i would just run over cyclists to be

01:07:30.820 honest um i just don't know how all right this place looks like this is um lithuania again looks looks

01:07:38.820 fine we have a kebab shop better roads than swindon as well yeah definitely we have a vape stores yeah

01:07:44.260 exactly yeah yeah where are all the kebab shops and barbers immigrants milling around

01:07:48.420 doing nothing i have been told by a friend who i think it's from lithuania that there's a ton of

01:07:53.940 indians there to study um medicine used to be ukraine that was a place but to study medicine yeah big

01:07:59.700 group why are they not going to ukraine anymore is there something going on there well they they

01:08:02.980 were apparently does eastern europe look better than england i hate this government you know if we pay

01:08:09.700 more taxes yeah exactly they're clearly paying way more taxes because that's the issue so now we've

01:08:16.980 established most of europe right is there anywhere that you would like to give an honorable mention

01:08:20.820 or an honorable avoid afghanistan is very nice i would say okay let's go and have a look at afghanistan

01:08:25.540 yes i don't think they have there'll be a there'll be a select few i know the head of foreign

01:08:31.540 intelligence uh of a gdi it's a lovely fellow and he's like yeah google google off security

01:08:37.220 because they're not good i'm like it is true there's like four spots in all of afghanistan

01:08:43.540 right okay we will eliminate the people no one lives in the mountains uh let's

01:08:48.580 i wish the us military could have known that i can't drop him there either they largely live on the

01:08:54.820 on the border with pakistan oh i know that man he's in birmingham now oh it's abdul yeah

01:09:03.700 my route to walk to um school um back in the 60s yes but no it's honestly a beautiful country

01:09:10.820 and you go shooting the taliban you know it's very fun very fun i've been to torah borough a

01:09:15.060 few times met those villagers they had no idea that bin laden had died really i told them it's like

01:09:19.780 crying yes he's like crying and said oh he was such a soft man what why did he die so

01:09:24.740 young they just didn't understand the idea of 9 11. did you tell him about uh tell them about

01:09:29.540 all the anime on his computer apparently that actually was his son though oh really son yes

01:09:34.660 but uh okay i like to believe he was a true anime watcher what sorry what's great about afghanistan

01:09:40.740 just seems to be rock yes yes but it's got beautiful views so imagine i imagine a nice nice temperature

01:09:47.940 snowy top mountains and sandy um you know sandy landscapes it's it's honestly very beautiful to be

01:09:54.420 fair if you told me this was pripyat i'd believe you yeah maybe it's a bit too sunny to be pripyat but

01:10:00.340 but still you're more developed from glasgow that's not mountains too yes same demographics i was told

01:10:07.140 once that um people used to keep a broom next to the window in glasgow just in case junkies tried to

01:10:13.540 break in

01:10:18.020 let's have a look go near kandahar oh dear oh go near kandahar see where you can find now kandahar

01:10:23.220 is um just a bit further north yes yes i'll drop some truth news about kandahar kandahar has seen

01:10:28.900 is like the homosexual capital capital of afghanistan so i you joke if you go there with light

01:10:34.580 skin you're not gonna hang on uh you've got having it it doesn't it yeah you've got to drop it like

01:10:42.660 that all right there we go okay they've actually got look new apartments an apartment in afghanistan

01:10:49.460 costs ten thousand dollars i've got an apartment in afghanistan you know really yeah seriously this is

01:10:54.100 nicer than where i live in swindon actually and that's that's not even me being facetious that's

01:10:58.260 actually true i feel like this place is more um it has better demographics i mean it's emptier

01:11:04.500 more peaceful more trees nicer than it was very nice you know i'm popping that back down in a week

01:11:10.660 or two it's it's wonderful so anywhere else you want to mention thailand if you um if you're a

01:11:16.500 libertarian divorced 40 year old dad um with no tan and no riz um my parents have just got back

01:11:23.860 from vietnam and cambodia said it was very good oh yeah you can shoot um you can shoot rpgs at cows

01:11:28.580 there in cambodia and i don't think they got up to that um it's malaysia why was it you're malstrong

01:11:34.260 strange um it's good for actually remote work though you can airbnb a place in vietnam for like 400

01:11:40.100 pounds a month but all bills included it's like a five-star hotel equivalent so we've just been told

01:11:45.220 the latvia tax rate is between 20 and 30 percent same that's lower than britain to be fair and you

01:11:50.580 there you can just under declare it do you think their departments are really really uh well maybe

01:11:54.740 given how well run the country looks from the just the street been to russia before i'm actually go

01:11:59.940 go so callum is hooking me up with uh one of his contacts i'm going to be going to the russian front

01:12:05.940 lines good idea seriously yes how could that go wrong exactly it's gonna be good right argentina lovely

01:12:11.380 actually um so i've heard good things about argentina lots of good food and so google um camping as well

01:12:17.780 i don't know if we could search this up they actually the argentinians are very very racist

01:12:22.820 and they make little cakes of africans is that similar to a certain swedish snack yes yes same

01:12:32.100 i thought so but actually argentina you can actually rent an apartment in a high rise in the you know the

01:12:39.700 capital for 200 a month including bills 200 pounds that's good yes and you know your taxes are going to

01:12:44.740 go down inflation is going down well people don't really pay taxes in argentina it's great so tax

01:12:49.700 fraud is rambling sounds good and if you live outside uh you can buy land in god near patagonia

01:12:55.380 beautiful mountains beautiful farmlands pretty much empty it's it's really a frontier's paradise

01:13:01.140 if you've got remote work i would very much recommend argentina and plus you might meet some

01:13:05.300 germans i wonder how we got there haha carl oh but i love spanish-speaking country i'm not saying

01:13:12.980 we have to you know all of us have to move there but if i could work remotely live in the argentinian

01:13:17.540 mountains with all of the german speakers it just doesn't look terrible does it hmm that's probably

01:13:24.900 a rundown place yeah yeah yeah i know even the sort of rundown places not that bad there's less

01:13:30.980 litter on the street than yeah india yeah where's the piles of rubbish did you hear um that one province

01:13:36.660 in uh india proudly announced their first free open uh anti-defec anti-open defecation state in

01:13:45.940 like wow we've eliminated pooing in the street we have eliminated we said oh we don't allow it anymore

01:13:51.540 everyone still doesn't we don't allow it yeah it's like no it was allowed before so it's like a

01:13:56.100 cultural thing have you seen uh india is building an indestructible uh toilet really because all the

01:14:02.100 locals they install toilets the u.n install toilets they actually actively smash them they despise

01:14:06.660 toilets like an offensive cultural symbol yeah they just don't like it they like symbol of western

01:14:12.580 imperialism they seriously they just don't like it for some reason um and this one village they

01:14:18.420 installed a toilet to this new building and they were like no this is a shrine no explain to them

01:14:22.740 what a toilet is so they're like this is a shrine to some god three months they went back to check on

01:14:28.580 the toilet they're like why are you praying for toilets it's actually real village in india is

01:14:34.020 worshipping a toilet you heard it here first first time they're thinking this this looks great man

01:14:39.060 again like why uh places that we thought were basically like third world and backward

01:14:44.420 buenos aires looking way better reasonably you know how much of the average you know decent

01:14:48.500 size steak is in argentina in a restaurant one pound fifteen they have a huge steak um industry too

01:14:55.060 argentinian beef is quite famous isn't it oh it's beef and red wine i mean they're two of my favorite

01:14:59.780 things wonderful so uh if we have a little zoom out a lot of the northern places very cartelly

01:15:06.580 more jungly more humid i'd quite like to go to to chile um peru places like that i think we should

01:15:12.740 have nuked um the capital of um argentino over falkland island i agree yeah that that is one point

01:15:19.700 that i am kind of annoyed at we got the islands back but we didn't gain anything from that war we just

01:15:24.580 spend money to get back what we already had and what do we teach them a lesson of they didn't

01:15:28.420 lose anything should have invaded argentina we need a tribute of steak exactly dropping a few nukes

01:15:33.540 i'm i'm very much into dropping nukes so brazil i would say a hard no yeah i agree it was actually

01:15:40.980 it was it was it was classified as developed country and it went down to developing it's a

01:15:45.540 first country dash you reverse i went to sopolo and i believed i was gonna be stabbed uh again there's

01:15:52.180 some beautiful very dangerous isn't it yeah there's again there's some very nice areas there's some

01:15:56.580 nice parks but it's got a huge uh japanese uh demographic there by the way really i never would

01:16:02.900 have guessed sorry are we done on brazil look at this this looks lovely yeah yeah but that they've

01:16:09.140 probably edited out all of the dead bodies from the gangland shooting that happened earlier that day

01:16:13.300 i suspect that happens elsewhere in the country brazilian bodies wow that's a lot

01:16:16.500 honestly why why are these foreign countries always the brazilian our countries again if you

01:16:22.420 really need tax fraud these countries they just don't care you can do whatever you want here we

01:16:26.100 go the the the less developed bit if you told me this was a stock on trend actually this this would

01:16:31.380 be a difficult one on geo guess wouldn't it it would yeah oh oh you you go across the street it gets

01:16:38.980 sunny it gets paved that's amazing one step and it gets paved again think about it imagine you have

01:16:46.100 constipation you eat some food there it's gone it's gone to be fair brazilian food is good it's

01:16:52.260 basically just meat and and mediterranean stuff isn't it and you've got these weird egg things

01:16:57.060 which are very nice these pastries or gooey you've got the uh latin american cages there that means

01:17:01.940 everyone steals yeah i'm not a um i'm not a fan of mexican food i'm really not americans are like

01:17:08.420 british food sucks british food is one of the best dish uh one of the best types of food in

01:17:12.820 the world if you understand it beef wellington yorkshire puddings um roast dinner if you eat a

01:17:19.380 roast dinner and say that's gross you deserve deportation yeah yes agreed you know i would

01:17:25.220 actually import people from mexico who say bad things about england and then just force feed them

01:17:30.100 a roast dinner in a prison well one thing and then just deport them back you know what that sounds

01:17:33.700 nice it's the americans don't realize that we don't have mexicans or like they just don't

01:17:38.740 understand how we can have a country without mexicans so yeah just mexicans just such an

01:17:42.660 expected thing for the americans but it's like we don't share a massive land border with mexico how

01:17:46.340 would they get here you know but they're hard-working essay you know i feel like the worst builders you

01:17:52.420 know yeah i feel like we're running out of time we are a little bit um america we should nuke we should

01:17:57.140 nuke the uh darien gap by the way it would fix so many problems um i'm not even kidding like why not i know

01:18:02.980 pablo esco's brother by brain colombia i'm gonna hit him up at some point lovely fellow but mexico

01:18:07.380 just don't go i went there i crossed from texas uh eagle pass and mexico yeah you know it's a little

01:18:13.700 bit cheaper you got some beautiful monuments which were built by europeans by the way um who really

01:18:19.140 cares again just another country with generic hatred for white people again who cares and on that

01:18:24.980 wonderful note i think it's time to end our travel advice segment basically europe is nice um some parts

01:18:32.900 weirdly eastern europe around the baltic is lovely yeah um africa maybe botswana south america

01:18:40.180 maybe argentina united states is probably all right canada you know i think if india sunk 500

01:18:46.900 meters into the ocean or rose up 500 feet and dropped it wouldn't make a difference to the world

01:18:51.220 to be honest same with um what's the other one oh yeah but actually that's not true it'd make a

01:18:56.180 difference the amount of rubbish that's being poured out into the oceans that's true

01:18:59.380 very true what about haiti i think we should invade haiti it could be a lovely holiday destination

01:19:04.660 yeah no just just just i don't know i would send them to you like mud cookies is that what it is

01:19:10.260 why would you want haiti as an imperial possession well i can't say what i would do to haiti but let's

01:19:14.740 just say um for locals and they would okay they wouldn't yes um i think we should end this here yes

01:19:21.140 yes anyway so there's your travel advice um you should definitely book a holiday based on this video

01:19:26.820 let's go to afghanistan right we got some rumble rants i believe um yep um

01:19:37.300 some i can read some i can't um do you want me to read that top one i don't know i'll read it no

01:19:43.140 i no not just a string says i i've gained a new appreciation for just how functional the uk is

01:19:48.500 is despite everything i can't understand why the world would think we cheat at life if only the

01:19:55.460 hand caps were lifted yeah i know i know just ah just it doesn't have to be this way that's all i

01:20:02.180 feel when i look at these things it just doesn't have to be this way um the inevitable pest that's

01:20:08.740 good i like that i'm going to use that next time um and uh well lots of people pointing out that you

01:20:16.100 know um i can't believe you doubt proud brahmin poo padu former dirt washer and his incredibly

01:20:22.260 accurate information he received after a spirit revelation from drinking out the gadget

01:20:28.260 miles you've actually got some ganji's water this is ganji's what actually this is the water i

01:20:32.100 drinking earlier this is new ganji water i'm gonna give this a little drink it's holy water so you

01:20:36.820 must treat the ganjis really well it's really pure let's give it a go it's kind of funky

01:20:41.140 that's definitely enough

01:20:53.540 no we bloody don't

01:21:00.740 not too bad honestly you're still alive you made it for now for now the ambulance waiting outside

01:21:06.260 what else have we got have we got is that all of that that's enough oh love seeing you lord miles

01:21:14.020 one of my favorite um highly regarded individuals i'm very regarded you know um my school they said

01:21:20.260 miles you're very special you need to go to this special class and all this special stuff um dragon

01:21:25.940 lady chris says uh happy birthday josh thank you happy birthday wow

01:21:29.300 okay thank you it will be a mercy living in britain

01:21:38.580 video comments jack hello lotus eaters i'm alex here in the us we recently elected our first

01:21:43.940 transgender member of congress representative nancy mace a republican proposed a bill that would ban him

01:21:49.780 from the u.s capital women's room nancy is a self-proclaimed feminist who commonly brags about

01:21:54.660 breaking glass ceilings and being the first to graduate from a formerly all-male military school

01:21:59.300 what she doesn't realize is that this is a downstream effect of her own ideology

01:22:04.020 i wouldn't be surprised if a significant amount of congress can't think past the initial effects of

01:22:08.340 their own action

01:22:11.780 what a shock you know this this image came from iphone by the way

01:22:17.060 who is that oh it's uh it's what's aoc yeah aoc but made uh with a10s and you know okay

01:22:23.540 to bring hope to fellow lotus eaters issue two of islander is getting out and my copy has arrived

01:22:31.860 i reread issue one and have to take exception with the article about machiavelli and the return of the

01:22:36.340 king machiavelli was wrong about christianity being inherently weak a mistake many make jesus ministry was

01:22:43.220 not about inverting power structures jesus wanted to remove the need for petty rules that would make our

01:22:48.580 lives and misery that is the lesson that trump seems to understand and the labor party like the pharisees

01:22:54.100 and sadducees cannot grasp i'm not touching that based so the cia is basically just using people's

01:23:05.700 data from pokemon go to create what they call a large geospatial model and that basically just allows an

01:23:12.580 ai to understand the world in a human-like way i'll let you decide what exactly that can be used for

01:23:19.140 i'm thinking like you know a robot that can just perfectly snipe you through a wall

01:23:25.860 that explains why hillary clinton was promoting it yeah the ai is going to go around catching human

01:23:30.580 beings like pokemon like it's going to capture us and force us to battle each other if you if you

01:23:35.780 unfiltered ai isn't it very very based it is yeah i wonder what that means didn't more than 60 feet tall

01:23:44.660 and weighing 32 tons our trebuchet was certainly big enough for the job and on that bombshell

01:24:01.700 uh no comments that was some good footage from the farmers protest there thank you

01:24:19.140 so i was trying to get smart on the farm protests and i ran across a clip of the bbc

01:24:25.860 quizzing jeremy clarkson on a comment he made about buying the farm in the first place

01:24:31.380 to evade inheritance tax am i to understand that there's an inheritance tax on non-land assets in

01:24:37.860 the uk if so that's where your stories about rich kulaks evading taxes and hoarding money came from

01:24:49.540 yeah i want to hoard money yeah if only it's like be allowed to hoard money but not the government

01:24:55.700 buy gold and then just give it to someone just don't declare it except don't do that because

01:25:01.300 that's probably going to get me in trouble

01:25:14.900 you know about this advert yeah it's like it's like eight years too late isn't it yeah

01:25:26.420 yeah he looks like me yeah i didn't know what so we we cover this on the new daily channel actually

01:25:38.740 it was the first video i put up but that just felt like a eunuch parade like every one of those seemed

01:25:43.460 totally desexualized right like nothing exciting or interesting or sexual about them so it's like

01:25:48.020 what are you doing jaguar like you were meant to be like selling james bond cars exactly just have

01:25:52.980 just have beautiful women yeah in dresses you know sharp men yeah dude in the suit cruising

01:25:57.460 around with the chick in the side what are you doing i'd like to see the meeting between the

01:26:01.380 marketing department and the executive and how does this help us sell cars no no there is a video

01:26:06.820 of the guy who's in charge of this let's come out and he's literally like i'm proud of diverse in a

01:26:11.140 squeaky californian accent we're proud of diversity and inclusion and we're so progressive and it's like

01:26:15.540 when there we go this is it literally like clockwork you could have predicted this

01:26:24.580 five hundred thousand

01:26:28.260 these are walking the road and it's finished these are actually tiny little micro farmers

01:26:45.540 yeah yeah that's a great point that's they're all handmade placards no yeah rent a mob yeah

01:26:58.820 interesting that they're not all carbon copies of one another like certain astroturfed movements

01:27:04.020 that definitely aren't funded by our own intelligence services um we do also have a another super chat

01:27:10.100 through i love seeing lord miles survive ganji's water and congrats on the new daily show thank

01:27:15.140 you the the palest son of your cube says uh listen miles i i want you to pay attention to this this

01:27:22.660 is important okay uh hey miles adventure idea go to alaska and help carl prove bigfoot is real

01:27:27.620 actually well i have been banned from the us um you know suspected terrorism charges no what about

01:27:32.820 canada uh got banned from canada too uh went to canada over two months and then they dm'd me

01:27:38.980 you know i was two months in they said canada slid into your dms well the government emailed me

01:27:43.540 no okay joking he said hey um you've been you've been to afghanistan a few times and you're friends

01:27:48.980 with like the heights of the taliban government and yeah geez we've considered them a terrorist

01:27:54.180 organization so like you've got you're a suspected terrorist to us can you like explain that can you

01:27:59.860 you've got 30 days to explain it and i was like okay i'm gonna leave on day 29 i left no one

01:28:04.420 stop me you should have just sent them back a really like patronizing email like oh that's

01:28:08.260 cringe i send them the government i send a selfie of me with a taliban with the words womp womp

01:28:15.540 but how bad are their intelligence that they didn't know who you were and they're just like

01:28:19.380 we think you might be a terrorist just being held in prison for months and it's like yeah that that

01:28:25.700 signed me up it's really funny because the canadians actually let in members of isis by

01:28:29.860 accidents and then they claim discrimination and actually won like a million canadian dollars

01:28:34.420 i'm not even kidding it really happened if you convert let's get back to the important part so

01:28:38.420 what you're saying is the bigfoot expedition is not going to happen well let's just say i've

01:28:42.260 i've been to a few countries i'm banned from so i feel like there's always ways around it there

01:28:45.780 should be no problems good uh commander chris says what these numpties don't consider is that here

01:28:51.140 in wales it's mainly animal farming farmers have a lot of land because they used to grow

01:28:55.220 silage to feed their animals for the year maybe they'll lose land if they have to buy feed in this

01:28:58.820 or push meat price up perhaps that's the plan yeah i don't think they care at all um about

01:29:04.500 you or your property and they think actually it'd be good to take it from you i don't think that's

01:29:09.140 an unfair assessment of the situation we'll just do something else with their um with their sheep as

01:29:13.380 well i've heard i i have heard this um one struggle with the afghans carl's underground

01:29:18.500 cache of irradiated fray bentos listen all right like basically miles right fray bentos pies yes or no

01:29:24.900 free what fray bentos pies yes or no one of these i've never heard of them i'll show you

01:29:28.580 a picture no no it's tin pie kind of will survive kind of regarded dude let's see they'll survive

01:29:33.700 the apocalypse they're brilliant dude we're in the middle of the apocalypse what are you talking

01:29:36.580 about i know oh i've seen these yes yes they're great no they are very nice they are very nice

01:29:40.660 i didn't know them by name but they scrumdibbly umptious to put it lightly yeah we're not being

01:29:44.740 sponsored by them fray bentos if you want to sponsor us yeah yeah yeah um if i eat enough of them i'll

01:29:50.980 turn into the top rexagiza type of look exactly you see it here physique yeah it's quite nice

01:29:55.700 i'm turning to baron harkonnen from i'm not gonna hear bad things um he does say something about uh

01:30:00.340 something uh you must remember that labor see everything in class terms they'd be extremely

01:30:04.260 easy for them to add a clause that to the bill that only targets wealthy people buying farmland

01:30:08.340 as an investment but they chose not to the goal there must be to deliberately exterminate farmers as

01:30:12.660 a class probably true i think we're out of time there okay well thank you very much for watching

01:30:18.020 make sure to check out miles's channel please do please do i really need reviews no i'm kidding

01:30:23.380 but uh if you want to buy some authentic taliban merch too legal or not i don't know we'll violate

01:30:27.780 some sanctions just uh yeah go to my site there you go and uh thank you very much for watching

01:30:33.220 and thank you miles for coming on it's good always good to be on i love lotus eaters god bless you all

01:30:36.900 by the way thank you very much and goodbye

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - November 21, 2024

Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1047

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