The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1024

00:00:00.000 good afternoon ladies and gentlemen welcome to the podcast the lotus eaters for the 17th of

00:00:13.860 october 2024 i'm joined by harry and josh and today we're going to be talking about how kamala

00:00:19.640 harris doesn't do interviews for a reason how boris johnson continually lies and lies and lies

00:00:26.960 and yet somehow people still like him it's a day ending in y so you can be sure he's lied about

00:00:31.980 something correct and we're gonna examine the kind of people who are breaking into britain we've got

00:00:37.160 an amazing case study for you because you're really going to appreciate the doctors lawyers

00:00:42.260 scientists nuclear engineers uh you know brain surgeons there's so many of their best and

00:00:48.800 brightest are coming over via small boats across the channel um we haven't got any other announcements

00:00:54.000 apart from the fact that calvin robinson is live in the studio he's come back from america for a

00:00:58.320 couple of weeks to do his common sense crusade so tune in for that at three o'clock right well let's

00:01:04.460 see what's wrong with kamala harris's brain so yesterday kamala harris did a 25 minute interview

00:01:10.600 with brett bayer of fox news and it went just about as well as you could expect because we all know that

00:01:17.720 she's not the most eloquent of speakers to say the least you know all thinkers i'm actually not sure i

00:01:23.360 agree with that she actually isn't a terribly inelegant speaker the problem is she says a lot

00:01:28.980 she transmits a lot of words but says very little there's actually no content to what she's saying

00:01:34.660 i think sometimes sometimes you need to reorder her words to make them form a cogent sentence there's

00:01:41.500 sort of a word salad going on is that a talent carl or is that what's colloquially known as bsing

00:01:47.440 yeah no that's a talent uh someone who talks for a living i tell you uh i have to i have to learn

00:01:52.360 i have to no no i have to learn a lot of things as someone who tries actively to say as little as

00:01:56.440 possible when i talk well it's it's not that it's to be able to say like several sentences and have zero

00:02:03.320 actual content in them is a genuine talent it's difficult to do try it sometime honestly try just

00:02:09.180 speaking without actually i'm i'm sure there's probably enough audience members already saying but he

00:02:14.920 already does carl yeah you're just setting them up i'm not even joking i think she practices this

00:02:20.140 like practices her word salad well couldn't she practice not speaking in an annoying wine

00:02:26.540 yeah her she does have very skylar white-esque uh manner of speaking doesn't she

00:02:32.180 no that's that's good we need to in people's minds when they see kamala harris we want them to think

00:02:37.720 skylar white you've got in the way of walter white i mean evolution has bred me to immediately

00:02:43.260 tune out the tone of kamala harris's voice well that's going to make this next part very difficult

00:02:48.340 because we're going to look at some clips and uh just see where it went wrong obviously i'm not

00:02:53.500 going to subject you to the full 25 minute interview i'm a humanitarian after all but what

00:02:57.920 i am going to do is pick out some of the worst bits and we're going to have a look at them so here's

00:03:01.920 the first one um that people have been talking about here and uh what happened here is she didn't

00:03:07.820 expect um them to bring in questions yeah a question whereby they've already pre-prepared

00:03:13.480 the question by asking trump um to to play so let's have a look at this shall we

00:03:19.580 he's the one who talks about an enemy within within an enemy within talking about the american people

00:03:27.700 suggesting he would turn the american military on the american people we asked that question to

00:03:34.480 the former president today harris faulkner had a a town hall and this is how he responded

00:03:39.580 i heard about that they were saying i was like threatening i'm not threatening anybody

00:03:44.860 they're the ones doing their threatening they do phony investigations i've been investigated more

00:03:50.380 than alphonse capone he was the greatest no it's true we've got to think of it it's called

00:03:54.880 weaponization of government it's a terrible thing so brett i'm sorry and with all due respect

00:04:00.800 that clip was not what he has been saying about the enemy within that he has repeated

00:04:06.720 when he's speaking about the american people that's not what you just showed he was asked

00:04:11.640 no no no that's not what you just showed in all fairness and respect to you question that we asked

00:04:16.960 you didn't show that and here's the bottom line he has repeated it many times and you and i both know

00:04:22.900 that and you and i both know that he has talked about turning the american military on the american

00:04:28.480 people he has talked about going after people who are engaged in peaceful protest he has talked

00:04:34.940 about locking people up because they disagree with him this is a democracy and in a democracy

00:04:41.820 the president of the united states in the united states of america should be willing to be able to

00:04:48.660 handle criticism without saying he'd lock people up for doing it

00:04:53.480 that last part there handle criticism without locking people up i mean what are your thoughts

00:05:02.620 both of you he's just going to apply british standards to america is what she's threatening

00:05:07.240 that was awful i am insightful as ever my life is worse for having been subjected to that but it's

00:05:15.800 going to get worse it's going to get worse because there's more where that came from

00:05:19.420 she's on the pro-censorship side of the argument i know all of the things that she's accusing donald

00:05:25.320 trump of doing are probably more true of the democratic party and i'm not saying that just to

00:05:29.320 be partisan i think even many democrats would be able to acknowledge okay well we can't really say

00:05:35.260 that because we're doing the same thing and i love the idea that she's like yeah trump's just going

00:05:39.620 to march the military down the streets and start gunning down americans i don't think he's going to do

00:05:43.440 that actually yeah what also why would the military agree to that it's a ridiculous premise that

00:05:48.420 you know donald trump's going to say to the military let's just you know go all out fire on

00:05:52.880 civilians and they're just okay with that also this is the exact same rhetoric that they have

00:05:56.840 been using against trump for the past eight years if he had wanted to do that then he would have done

00:06:02.300 that during his first four years or have done that at january 6th if january 6th was what the

00:06:08.300 democrats had been uh what what if it was what they'd been saying it was also the democrats are

00:06:14.000 literally the enemy within because they are literally opening the borders and trying to flood

00:06:17.580 basically every red state they can with foreigners because they're going to try and give them a

00:06:21.740 vote even though they're not allowed to well they're basically this colonists aren't they yeah

00:06:25.980 so sorry kamala resemble that remark i don't know what to tell you but it gets it gets a lot worse

00:06:31.800 than that and and this one was uh i couldn't actually believe that she said this

00:06:38.240 more than 70 percent of people tell the country is on the wrong track they say the country is on the

00:06:43.960 wrong track if it's on the wrong track that track follows three and a half years of you being vice

00:06:50.900 president and president biden being president that is what they're saying 79 of them why are they saying

00:06:57.600 that if you're turning the page you've been in office for three and a half years and donald trump

00:07:03.520 has been running for office but you've been the person holding the office come on you and i both know

00:07:09.400 what i'm talking about you and i both know what i'm actually don't what are you talking about what

00:07:13.460 i'm talking about is that over the last decade people have become but listen over the last decade

00:07:22.340 it is clear to me and certainly the republicans who are on stage with me

00:07:26.940 you're the one in literally in the office joe biden is literally the president she's basically

00:07:35.320 making it all about well i'm not trump she's sort of doing a very similar thing to what the labor

00:07:40.380 party did um in britain actually where she's just saying i'm not the opposition therefore i'm good

00:07:46.300 sure but she can hardly distance herself from her own governance i know i think that's why she

00:07:51.360 changed it to trump is that she wants to take as as much focus away from their time in office as

00:07:56.840 possible she was put in charge of the border like we're gonna vote for change why not you that

00:08:06.120 and isn't this just modern politics in a nutshell she will not take any responsibility for anything

00:08:12.960 that the administration that she has been part of has done and then says we will fix the problems

00:08:17.800 that exist in this country who knows who caused them

00:08:20.480 most politicians at least try and formulate a defense of their own administration right i did

00:08:28.780 this for reasons because the you know x y and z they don't disavow their own governance i'm going to

00:08:34.980 play to you a clip from uh another point in the uh interview he said that he never advocated for

00:08:42.640 that prison policy and no gender transition well you know what you gotta take responsible for what

00:08:47.240 happened in your administration yeah no surgeries i mean i agree with her actually the smug face as

00:08:54.760 well it's so good look at americans watching this right now i know that any american watching us is

00:09:03.360 probably not a swing voter who's on the fence about anything but if you are just consider do you

00:09:08.660 want this to be the face of america on the world stage do you want kamala harris to be the one if

00:09:15.940 tensions continue to flare in the middle east going to bb netanyahu and trying to negotiate i actually

00:09:22.300 kind of do want that now it would be kind of funny there would be an element of chaos to it wouldn't

00:09:26.340 there but the the idea if you want to go the joker route then vote kamala i'm sick of civilization

00:09:32.500 the idea that she's like we've got to take responsibility okay okay we're just so far

00:09:38.100 off the reservation at this point we're not having a proper conversation so she was asked about the

00:09:43.500 open border and illegal immigration and take some responsibility i'm sure she will because she's all

00:09:48.840 about you know the things that happened in your administration that's on you right that's what

00:09:53.680 she just said original premise jocelyn nungary rachel morin lakin riley they are young women who were

00:10:01.460 brutally assaulted and killed by some of the men who were released at the beginning of the

00:10:05.680 administration well before a negotiated bipartisan bill former president clinton actually referred to

00:10:11.920 lake and riley sunday campaigning for you in georgia saying if those men had been properly vetted

00:10:16.180 lake and riley probably would not have been killed so if it wouldn't have happened this is well before any

00:10:22.640 negotiation this is well before donald trump got involved in the politics this is a specific policy

00:10:28.200 decision by your administration to release these men into the country so what i'm saying to you

00:10:33.140 do you owe those families an apology let me just say first of all those are tragic cases

00:10:40.300 there's no question about that there is no question about that and i can't imagine the pain that the

00:10:49.260 families of those victims have experienced for a loss that should not have occurred so that is true

00:10:59.900 it is also true that if a border security had actually been passed nine months ago it would be nine

00:11:06.620 months that we would have had more border agents at the border more support for the folks who are

00:11:13.660 working around the clock trying to hold it all together madam vice president ensure that no future harm

00:11:21.100 would occur and this election in 20 days will determine whether we have a president of the united

00:11:27.980 states who actually cares more about fixing a problem even if it is not to their political advantage in an

00:11:35.180 election because there was a solution brett madam vice president it was a policy decision in the early

00:11:41.500 part of your administration i will let one of the mothers talk about it take a listen so um and that

00:11:47.900 that was amazing yeah fix a problem even if it's not to their political advantage it's interesting that

00:11:53.500 she said that is yeah we know it's your political advantage to flood the country with illegals we know

00:11:57.980 that that's literally your strategy the fact she'd let that slip in the interview on its own

00:12:01.980 that's unbelievable i know yeah so she was the border's uh yes she yes and but i mean biden literally

00:12:07.980 on the day he got in started undoing trump's border stuff by executive fiat and just amazing did you

00:12:15.740 also notice that she did everything but defend her actual policy well yeah because her actual

00:12:20.620 policy got people killed mm-hmm the more stressed she got as well the more shrill nasal high-pitched

00:12:27.580 her voice got some of it just wasn't related to the actual question well oh wait it's this is a tragedy

00:12:33.180 we didn't that's undebatable well then why are you talking about yeah we all agree it's tragedy

00:12:36.460 this must have been brought up we have all been on the other side of this argument gentlemen

00:12:44.540 we all know what we all know that reason logic rational thinking has absolutely nothing to do with it

00:12:54.700 so um it goes on to goes on to show it goes on to show a clip of one of the mothers of the the

00:13:02.860 murdered daughters and blaming them explicitly and she just refuses to take responsibility and

00:13:08.780 she just says i'm sorry for that because they literally let them out yeah but but everyone knows

00:13:13.580 that by her just focusing on oh it's a tragedy yeah everyone knows uh you're just trying to avoid

00:13:18.940 answering the question it just looks really bad and then i thought that um this was quite an

00:13:24.460 interesting moment to end the interview he drops in a comment saying you've said a lot of things about

00:13:30.060 donald trump not so much about yourself though which i thought was amusing i hope you got to say

00:13:35.260 what you wanted to say about donald trump there are a lot of things there are there are a lot of

00:13:40.700 things that people want to learn about you and your policies and that's why i invite everyone to go to

00:13:46.140 kamilaharris.com and you will see that i have 80 uh pages of policies that are quite comprehensive and

00:13:55.020 should be um accessible to anyone who would like to read them and it includes what i intend to do

00:14:01.020 about affordable housing what i intend you get the idea right i'm not reading 80 pages of anything no

00:14:07.020 and um the media of course um came out to defend this and the word today was testy um because she

00:14:15.980 really ballsed it up someone from the associated press got their email out and now everyone's yes same

00:14:21.500 word right they're not even hiding it particularly well i'm starting to think that all the the sort

00:14:26.780 of uh journalists in the mainstream media are being held ransom and they're sending messages by all

00:14:31.900 using totally complicit no of course they're all part of a club and of course this is going on now

00:14:38.140 this this would have been in a previous time a massive revelation it's not we all know they're

00:14:43.100 coordinating and writing the same article in lots of different ways basically running a uh a line why

00:14:48.780 did they think testy would be a good defensive posture to adopt for harris i don't know i think

00:14:55.180 i think it's the softest way to describe how bad she was at the interview yeah because there were

00:15:01.900 other articles as well basically saying it didn't look very good even from the left-wing perspective

00:15:06.940 like it didn't come across well yeah shrill and nagging would not be the words that the mainstream

00:15:12.380 media would want to use in their headlines no matter how accurate it would be if she were clever

00:15:17.180 she would have read tony blair's book on leadership because everyone knows that blair was someone who

00:15:21.820 didn't get his messaging wrong despite being of course evil and uh dan has done an episode of

00:15:27.020 brokenomics talking about it so if you want to know how to be a better leader from the dark lord

00:15:32.700 himself that's uh tony blair not dan um then go and watch this video on our website he can be he's

00:15:39.580 got a you know tony blair you are right evil however successful so undeniable as well so i'm

00:15:48.460 going to talk to you with some annoying defenses of this um oh good not this guy wow camilla harris

00:15:55.660 was flawless in that fox news interview she answered tough questions and discussed the issues could you

00:16:01.180 imagine trump sitting down with jen saki or rachel maddow it would be a disaster a true master class from

00:16:06.620 vp harris these these kids i hope they get paid they do good money they do i know they get paid

00:16:13.020 i know they get paid but i hope they get paid enough to make selling out their dignity worth it

00:16:17.420 i don't doubt they do i i mean this kid's gonna be like what 23 or something it says 22 in his bio

00:16:23.500 oh oh there we go yeah i didn't even say yeah right so he's 22 years old they give him 100 grand

00:16:29.100 at 22 you're like wow okay i'm gonna tweet whatever the hell you want you know it doesn't matter to me at

00:16:33.980 all if you start paying me 100 grand i'll i'll support camilla yeah why not um i don't think

00:16:39.260 that's what carl would suddenly turn the company line over to we're all going to be rich guys but

00:16:44.460 i'm open to offers okay yeah if the democrats have some money yeah because i'll tell you what

00:16:49.500 the republicans certainly don't give us any that's true what's the right wing money god damn it yeah

00:16:55.500 so here's another annoying one as well chilling for free yeah um the beautiful thing about the brett

00:17:01.420 beyer interview is that camilla harris understood and responded to each question

00:17:05.980 wow what a high bar that's incredible the things they're doing to try and carry this for her

00:17:11.900 the questions guys this is the exact same compliment that they gave to biden

00:17:17.180 literally and biden they're they're putting her on the same level as a senile old man and saying well

00:17:22.620 they can both answer questions they can understand words when you speak to them she used examples of

00:17:27.260 policies mainly because they were brought up because she had to defend them and gave real

00:17:31.340 world context when brett went hard after her she didn't call him names she didn't quit the interview

00:17:36.700 she she didn't make things she didn't storm out of the interview like peter hitchens

00:17:41.260 congratulations yeah yeah she never once complained the questions were tough she never played the victim

00:17:46.940 card she didn't lose her temper she didn't take the bait or diminish or talk down to trump supporters

00:17:52.220 she stood up to him with force and never backed down okay but she didn't take any accountability

00:17:58.300 things she personally has done or didn't do that she ought to have done so this is from mark cuban

00:18:04.220 as well yeah that explains that so not only are the usual talking heads trying to carry water for this

00:18:10.380 uh interview uh it recently came out thanks to uh james o'keefe that um people at meta you know the

00:18:16.700 people that own facebook and instagram uh anti-camela posts are being automatically demoted

00:18:22.620 uh they're being basically shadow banned and this has been admitted by a senior engineer in one of

00:18:29.980 their their sort of stings which i'm not really surprised about this is already sort of common

00:18:34.380 knowledge but it's just nice to get it reiterated it is always funny though that these people still

00:18:38.700 just go on a date and answer probing questions they think oh i can just say no no it's always james

00:18:44.220 o'keefe in the dress okay yeah i don't know what you the most prolific trans journalist he's a man of

00:18:51.660 mystery a chameleon yeah you you thought you're on a date with a nice woman who's interested in you

00:18:56.060 no one's interested in you you're you're a software engineer at meta obviously you're being taken for a

00:19:01.740 ride so donald trump also responded to this um i wish i could do a good trump impression but i'm just

00:19:07.420 going to read it in my end wave your hands about like this um great job by brett bayer in his interview

00:19:14.460 with lying camilla harris she has a massive and irredeemable case of trump derangement syndrome

00:19:19.340 so bad in fact that she's barely able to talk about any subject other than the man who had the

00:19:23.900 best economy ever the strongest border in history and who just got the unanimous endorsement of the

00:19:29.420 u.s border patrol me their endorsement was a tremendous honor they said that comrade camilla did

00:19:38.620 a terrible job the absolute worst in memory and can't be allowed to do it again she's also the

00:19:43.580 worst vice president in history but hopefully will be gone again congratulations to brett

00:19:48.940 beyer on a tough but fair interview one that clearly showed how totally incompetent camilla is

00:19:54.220 for the good of our nation her inferior cognitive ability must be tested at once so this is of

00:19:59.340 course calling a low iq i i tell you i i'm so glad donald trump so this is him playing into this that

00:20:06.540 came out recently of course where he was at a donor dinner and he uh do you approve of me reading this

00:20:12.620 word carl i mean i i do but i don't know if youtube does uh i think youtube's actually okay with it okay

00:20:18.700 so uh donald trump in a rather bullying and mean way youtube that we don't approve of we don't

00:20:24.060 approve of this definitely not uh called camilla harris retarded that's what happened and there's

00:20:31.020 definitely no evidence for that so um on a completely unrelated note here is something that camilla harris

00:20:39.420 put out yeah um black men deserve a president who cares about making their lives better um i'm sure

00:20:44.860 you've probably seen this doing the rounds you must yeah yeah yeah um so she she wants to provide

00:20:50.300 one million loans um that are forgivable of up to 20k for black entrepreneurs and others to start a

00:20:56.700 business trump already did this during covid and all they did was buy trainers with them yeah that was

00:21:02.300 the the trump bucks wasn't it yeah trainers and cars okay well hang on a second how are they

00:21:08.540 distinguishing they're not gonna be like okay well you gotta send us a blood sample or something right

00:21:15.420 that's true this well to be fair it does say and others sure but like if it's like right this is

00:21:21.340 for black entrepreneurs i mean it's going to be a form you fill out just tick the box black and

00:21:27.100 kamala's going to give you 20 grand yeah i black man laquanda robinson would like my 20 000 please

00:21:35.020 like i mean how are they they're not going to check they're just going to give you this money

00:21:38.460 this is totally open for fraud not that i'm suggesting you do are you in open communication

00:21:42.540 with the skybird in your hallway um so also the protect cryptocurrency investments so black men

00:21:49.340 who make them know their money is safe which i thought was particularly amusing and also legalize

00:21:55.900 recreational marijuana there you go that's what the democrats think of black men this is a

00:22:02.220 fascinating rundown of the democrat stereotypes of black men well they steal money and they don't

00:22:07.100 pay it back and they smoke drugs right uh i mean that that's your opinion yeah and when people

00:22:13.980 criticize this uh they they ran this cover this is the wall street journal here while harris's

00:22:19.820 rhetoric suggests you'll provide such benefits specifically to black men and women didn't say

00:22:23.900 women she didn't it turns out the words and others are doing a ton of work the campaign says that the

00:22:28.700 programs listed under the black men agenda will be open to all americans on a race neutral basis

00:22:33.660 right i totally believe that which is why you said black men

00:22:39.260 it's just so obviously ridiculous isn't it it doesn't make them look good and this is because

00:22:45.260 she's tanking with black men by the way yeah i know that really unpopular with them they're all

00:22:50.140 going over to they don't want shrill harrodden screeching so obviously a lot is being made about

00:22:55.340 the polls and how the polls are wrong um because national polling is showing camera above trump

00:23:01.020 could well be due to all of the illegals that have been uh you know imported into america

00:23:06.540 but of course popular vote doesn't matter in america it doesn't work that way what actually

00:23:12.380 matters there's a graph here somewhere trying to remember where it is uh where it shows ah here we go

00:23:20.380 so swing states this is the important thing just weeks ahead from election day neither candidate has a

00:23:26.380 clear lead in any wing state it's wing state swing state trump is a few points ahead in four and harris

00:23:32.300 in one so that actually indicates that trump is potentially leading in quite a few swing states

00:23:37.900 if you know these these seven swing states trump leads in four well that's the majority of the swing

00:23:44.300 states sure but it also shows that there's something desperately wrong with about half the american

00:23:47.740 population if 49 of wisconsin like yeah i think i'm over 12 hours well also remember that that's

00:23:55.100 sort of 2016 polls as well that were unanimously in favor of hillary clinton and she didn't win so

00:24:01.100 hopefully landslide but just unbelievable what i mean how can anyone be like yeah i think i am

00:24:06.700 going to vote so even in the partisan polling though we're seeing that trump seems to be leading in

00:24:12.380 the swing states at least to a reasonable degree i bet the internal democrat polling is dire i would

00:24:19.500 imagine so yes and uh the funny thing is that they must be aware of this desperate situation because

00:24:25.740 they've bussed in uh a hundred labor party staff uh from britain to help campaign for them because

00:24:32.780 you know there's so much enthusiasm for kamala harris in america that they need uh british leftists

00:24:39.500 instead for some reason what i love about this you know how this is going to come about like about

00:24:43.260 look look what look what keir starmer just achieved he's got a massive landslide win in britain

00:24:48.940 so all we need to do is take his campaigning expertise and apply it here and it's like great so

00:24:53.980 you go over as the labor party it's like what do we need to do well what you need is for donald

00:24:57.420 trump to campaign against the republican party to split the republican vote in half and then the

00:25:02.140 democrats can sweep it and i'm like we can't get that to happen yeah you're going to get these

00:25:07.100 labor party activists and just like well kamala harris is not the tories it's not foreign interference

00:25:13.180 you might think so yes you could say that it well might be it's very strange isn't it particularly

00:25:19.740 unethical that they're flying in foreign people to campaign for them to be honest i don't mind this

00:25:24.300 much it's just going around going blah blah blah blah you know whatever it'd be a bit strange if

00:25:27.580 you have people knocking on your door and they've got they've got like an english accent can you vote for

00:25:32.940 kabala harris be saying no no red coat the door yes suddenly i don't think i'm with the americans

00:25:39.340 going to mistake sophia patel for a red coat that's true well i mean we did own india at one point didn't

00:25:46.300 we well yeah i don't think the americans are going to make that distinction though are they

00:25:51.740 oh my god it's a member of the raj just what is happening but anyway obviously it's not gone well for

00:26:01.340 kamala harris all leading up to the actual election day um you know all the interviews

00:26:08.140 all the polling doesn't actually seem to be pointing in her favor which i find very interesting

00:26:13.900 excellent stuff right should we go through some of the rumble rants oh yeah we'll go through a couple

00:26:17.340 uh danny says uh the interview went about as well as the hindenburg fiery but mostly contained

00:26:22.620 uh bobabad says uh report kamala's most strike striking response to brett was i have brought peace

00:26:29.420 freedom and justice and security to my new empire and when brett questioned your new empire harris

00:26:34.780 threatened brett's life uh i haven't i i am hearing that that might actually be confused the movie so

00:26:40.220 don't sue us um keith says uh my islander magazine has just arrived thanks lads we'll be reading after

00:26:45.020 this well thank you enjoy i also like this one babies have evolved to cry at the specific pitch that

00:26:50.060 sounds most irritating to our ears why is kamala the same when she speaks how is that possible josh

00:26:55.340 you can explain this a great question she's a baby she's a baby in disguise she's the boss

00:27:02.140 baby cats cats wine at the same sort of frequency as well yeah they evolved to do so to get our

00:27:07.180 attention you know so they don't whine at each other no they only ever whine at humans anyway they

00:27:10.780 don't very very clever speaking of whiny things of course yes so speaking of cats it turns out that

00:27:17.660 it's a day ending in y and therefore boris johnson is lying to you he's just this week or last week

00:27:23.580 released his new memoir boris johnson unleashed hide your wives hide your daughters and it's turned

00:27:31.500 out to be an overwhelming bestseller selling over 42 000 copies of course it's sold less than half of

00:27:38.460 what tony blair's memoir sold in its opening week because of course it did but it's outpacing a few of

00:27:44.140 the others and as such he's doing trusted it yeah yeah not that surprising he's doing the media rounds

00:27:50.060 going around doing interviews speaking about some of the contents of the book which have some

00:27:54.780 interesting insights into why it was that he decided to betray country and flood our flood britain

00:28:01.820 with hundreds of thousands of third worlders who are completely dependent on the state to be able to

00:28:06.940 feed themselves boris johnson explains the knife in your back pretty much and of course absolves himself

00:28:13.180 of any responsibility for it because why would he do that he was only the prime minister i know images

00:28:18.300 have emerged on lines of copies of the memoir in shops being positioned next to or covered by titles

00:28:22.860 such as the idiot entitlement surrounded by liars and surrounded by idiots the psychology of stupidity

00:28:29.100 and how they broke britain by james o'brien otherwise known as james o'gammon that's one of our favorite

00:28:34.220 books isn't it it really is a yougov poll published today found that many britons do not believe the claims

00:28:40.140 made in unleashed kidding so nobody believes the book that he has written and sadly it also has managed to

00:28:46.540 infiltrate infiltrate swindon here he is as we were walking past waterstones earlier today we had boris

00:28:54.300 there he is you can't quite see it but if you zoom out again you see the top of how you broke britain

00:28:59.820 down there yeah and also boris johnson's book the churchill factor and also nadine doris's book the plot

00:29:05.180 which i have read how did you find it um there actually is kind of interesting because uh she

00:29:11.580 basically fingers gove as being part but an evil mastermind yeah basically part of a it's a series of

00:29:18.220 whatsapp groups of gove controls that brings in the sort of um outsiders in the tory party into a coalition

00:29:24.300 to kind of be an internal insurrection against anything you serve anything that the internal tory party don't want

00:29:31.180 happening well yeah yeah it's not even that she she basically views him as a kind of

00:29:35.740 long-standing sleeper agent to destroy the conservative party to destroy britain

00:29:39.820 which maybe he is i mean i wouldn't pull that out interestingly enough there is somebody who doesn't

00:29:44.380 mention michael gove we've mentioned him twice already now and that is james o gammon himself and how they

00:29:49.100 broke britain which we've done a book club on because somebody sent us a copy in and i decided to go through

00:29:54.940 a trial by fire and descend into the heart of darkness and actually read it and it's rubbish

00:30:00.940 but if you want to learn more about it and i think it's well worth it because it was a very

00:30:04.460 entertaining discussion you should subscribe to the website and check out the video that we have

00:30:08.300 done on it and but it is weird though you mentioned that that i don't think he mentioned because each of

00:30:13.100 the chapters is dedicated to a particular figure in british politics comes up on his twitter feed yeah but

00:30:18.940 why doesn't he speak about gove you would think that gove would be somebody very relevant to talk

00:30:24.060 about it is also worth mentioning as well a lotus eater subscription is cheaper than the book itself

00:30:29.740 yes yes and a much better use of your money that's true yes much more valuable and if people do want

00:30:35.580 to continue sending us in leftist texts like this the other books by james o'brien like the very humbly

00:30:42.780 titled how to be right or the books by otto english uh who has me blocked on twitter please keep it that

00:30:49.340 way um elon's gonna remove that you can no no blocking what happened to elon putting things up

00:30:55.660 to a democratic poll before he actually made the changes i feel that he's kind of done a bait and

00:30:59.820 switch on that's the king yes no no terrible idea if i block somebody i don't want to see it we

00:31:05.980 appealing to a popular delusion here harry uh i am when i am i'm appealing to elon musk keeping his word

00:31:12.780 which is perhaps foolish of me but yeah we do have a p.o box so if you want to torture us with other

00:31:17.420 leftist texts i will probably end up reading them feel free to send them in to us because i'm not

00:31:21.660 spending my own bloody money on them but one of the interesting things from this boris johnson round

00:31:26.140 of interviews and the information that he's uh included in unleashed is he speaks about his reasons

00:31:31.980 for the quadrupling of immigration into the country following uh during covid i was about to say

00:31:37.820 following covid but then i remembered no no no the borders should have been closed seeing as

00:31:41.980 everybody was locked in their own homes but instead he decided to open the floodgates

00:31:46.620 and the reason for that is apparently we needed to deal with inflation oh it was a deliberate

00:31:52.460 policy choice he understood and if i read the excerpt here johnson put in place a points-based

00:31:57.900 immigration system that pumped up net annual migration to the uk by around 400 000 people

00:32:04.460 which was one of the main concerns of reform voters this he claims was because his government

00:32:09.420 had to deal with inflation after the pandemic and that meant getting in hands to do the work to

00:32:14.780 prevent wage costs spiraling so the excuse being given is literally i had to depress your wages

00:32:21.740 we had huge inflation so employers would have had to pay you more we didn't want that so we had to

00:32:28.140 depress your wages so what he's effectively saying here is we locked you down yeah and therefore now

00:32:34.060 we have to flood you with infinity indians yeah no no we we we forced you to stay home we closed all of

00:32:38.940 your businesses so we had to print a load of money or else you would have starved to death and now we have

00:32:43.340 to bring in infinity migrants or else you're going to get a fair wage yep it was to save thanks boris

00:32:49.420 it was to save the economy that he did let's hear it straight from the horse's mouth when he appeared

00:32:54.780 on television defending this you've got mass migration in this country which on under your watch spiraling

00:33:01.020 basically out of control let's let's let's you can understand why lots of stories have deserted your

00:33:05.900 party yeah but let's deal with that because it's perfectly true that when i was prime minister

00:33:13.580 um migration went up and down it went down dramatically during the pandemic of course it

00:33:18.220 is all up yeah but then so as we came out what happened was that we had a nightmare where we

00:33:25.100 couldn't stack the shelves and we couldn't get fill the stations with the petrol stations with uh with

00:33:29.500 petrol everybody was freaking out you know i remember every business group every department of state

00:33:34.060 was saying we need more pairs of hands to get things done that wasn't that wasn't and that

00:33:38.140 wasn't the promise of the referendum it wasn't the promise of brexit it was controlling our

00:33:42.300 limiting migration immigrate but inflation is the is a huge destroyer of prosperity of investment

00:33:49.980 and you know you're you're you're too young remember the 1970s i remember it was absolutely

00:33:53.340 appalling and you get into an inflationary spiral and it saps the the strength of the economy completely

00:33:59.660 saps people's uh prosperity it's a disaster but you can say so we so we had so we had to get

00:34:06.380 inflation down and yes i would accept that for that year 2022 uh the numbers were very high partly

00:34:12.620 because we also had um the ukrainians we had uh uh quite rightly a lot of people from from from

00:34:20.860 hong kong plus the the migration advisory committee said we needed a lot of people to help with social

00:34:25.020 care we needed a lot of shelves and all things we need to keep they've never knowingly told now now

00:34:30.380 now of course those decisions in hindsight we we've learned we can say well we we got it wrong

00:34:38.460 or the the mac got it wrong i got it you know i didn't actually authorize those you know they

00:34:42.460 were they were taken by so you made you made you made it but but because of brexit

00:34:48.380 we're able to get it right in future so you can see why voters are confused and i think that's all you

00:34:54.460 need to hear thank god government the uk government's consistent line since about 1750 you know well

00:35:02.380 we can get it right in future yeah okay do you like that though the complete abdication of all

00:35:07.580 responsibility well well it wasn't but he said he got it wrong but also he only got it wrong because

00:35:13.340 obviously they had the pandemic to deal with and then after the pandemic it was business leaders saying

00:35:17.980 oh there's no way that we can use all the people who are already here and unemployed because they lost

00:35:22.300 their jobs in the pandemic to stack shelves no we need hundreds of thousands more people and then it

00:35:27.340 was the migration advisory committee so he's saying well it was all of these people i'll take a little

00:35:32.460 bit of responsibility and say yeah i got it wrong or maybe they got it wrong yes i mean you were the one

00:35:37.100 in charge making the decisions but at least we can agree that you were wrong that's the yes well

00:35:42.940 ultimately he's responsible for the advice that he's given and follows up on yes so by externalizing it

00:35:49.740 he's just abdicating his own responsibility yes and i will give some credit sorry just oh go on just

00:35:55.580 it's it's marginally better than kamala harris but not by much you know we're still way below an

00:36:00.700 acceptable bar of what our politicians should be acting like at least boris did make you know his

00:36:06.860 sentences actually made grammatical sense in the english language at least boris also being a journalist

00:36:12.460 probably wrote his own book unlike kamala harris as we found out yesterday through chris rufo's expose

00:36:17.820 yeah i will also give credit to the academic agent who predicted that this was going to be the

00:36:23.740 reason given quite a few months ago back in july now branding it as human quantitative easing yeah

00:36:29.340 he didn't coin this phrase though no no he did he didn't but there is a good term for it for what's

00:36:34.140 being described here evil as it is and he ended up saying that although each individual british person

00:36:38.780 has been made worse off the extra people partly if you examine the figures offset the inflationary effects

00:36:44.300 of the excess money printing during covid and he uses various metrics such as the price of apples and

00:36:49.340 such to prove it and you can really tell that yeah people have been made worse worse off because uh

00:36:54.780 if you look at the graphs i like this graph it is a good graph you've used it before

00:36:59.340 uh real net domestic product per capita so this is gdp per capita is completely stagnant

00:37:05.260 it dropped during covid and then has remained completely stagnant ever since and this is during

00:37:10.300 big periods of inflation this is the best measure to assess people's sort of quality of life in

00:37:15.900 economic terms really and as you can see it's not really got any better since 2008 so thank you very

00:37:22.940 much boris for saving the economy by keeping people as poor as possible britain is basically a third world

00:37:29.980 country at this point or at least the second world country large parts of that stagnation yep on the

00:37:35.820 international stage we are a laughing stock because of how poor we are compared to how powerful we

00:37:41.740 should be on the world stage of course we have such levels of soft power and yet people are not getting

00:37:48.540 richer people their lives aren't getting better and boris johnson is still using the excuse of well it

00:37:54.140 would have been far worse if i didn't do this but the thing is i don't think his excuse making

00:37:59.820 shockingly enough is the full story really i know right because all you can do is very very simple

00:38:05.660 is uh look at the breakdown of the figures of people coming in so if it was all for people

00:38:10.380 working what are the most of them not working yeah why do we actually have almost as many work

00:38:17.180 dependents coming in as work visas being issued and then about half the amount of that for study

00:38:24.220 dependents and then two fifth of them are actually working yeah jesus christ about that we've got 230 000

00:38:32.700 family visas being issued so what we needed to save the economy was a roughly about 402 000

00:38:40.300 dependents coming into the country not contributing anything good point and then all of these asylum

00:38:45.820 claims or over 250 000 hong kong ukraine and humanitarian i just can't understand study

00:38:52.700 dependents i'm going to come over and study in a foreign country yeah bring your mum with you

00:38:56.540 what are you talking about well who's going to make my uh turkey dinosaurs well who's going to

00:39:00.700 get my nuggies for me while i'm studying that's an piker conundrum and we also know from the work

00:39:06.300 visas if you look at the work that connor has done recently when he was looking at some of the care

00:39:11.260 visas that had been put forward where it was 77 000 visas issued and only a thousand 11 000 positions

00:39:17.500 filled that means maybe at most i can estimate if those figures are representative of all of the

00:39:24.780 work visas issued maybe 15 to 20 percent of those people have actually gone into the economy in any

00:39:31.420 meaningful sense if they've not been sucked into the black market illegal economy instead and of course

00:39:37.420 the people who are actually working as well may not be working a form of employment and actually more

00:39:43.020 likely to be working a form of employment that doesn't contribute to the uk economy at all within

00:39:48.700 their lifetime and they're actually a net detriment economically speaking it's the golden era of

00:39:52.460 delivery though oh oh yes there's also another factor to consider here which is that boris's

00:39:58.620 entire premise is based off the fact that he introduced these new immigration point systems off

00:40:04.220 of the back of covid that's a complete lie this was put forward at the beginning of 2020 prior to

00:40:12.060 covid where he introduced the new points based system which if you check this article opened up

00:40:18.940 uh let me see introduced an immigration point system that opened up half of all jobs in the uk

00:40:24.860 to foreign workers lowered salary and skilled thresholds for migrants and lifted the cap on

00:40:29.980 migrants altogether and that included taking it down from a salary threshold of 30 grand to 25 600 pounds

00:40:37.580 and reduced the skills threshold from graduate to a level if i get arrested with a knife in my back

00:40:43.980 do i count as carrying the knife i'm just curious just really matters in this day and i can't believe

00:40:50.460 we can't stack shelves i don't believe you it's not true it's obvious that we can stack shelves without

00:40:56.860 importing the third world we've got i'm sorry i'm sorry if businesses felt that uh having to slightly

00:41:03.180 raise raise their wages to encourage these people to take these jobs i think that's a bullet that they

00:41:08.380 can take well the the frustrating thing is even if the argument um was true that they contributed to

00:41:15.180 the economy which they don't even on the social grounds it's still not worth it was it was it the obr as

00:41:21.900 well that put out a recent graph showing the continent net contributions of different types of migrants to the uk

00:41:29.180 economy over an entire lifetime and low-skilled workers which clearly boris johnson opened this

00:41:34.700 country up to never contribute they need to walk the street and look at the quality of person

00:41:41.020 the same in danish as well when they've done their studies but you are right josh even if they were a

00:41:45.340 net economic benefit culture and um and uh cohesion is something else that you can't really put a price on

00:41:54.140 exactly yeah and uh and again obviously he's lying we've got the facts to prove it and also this is

00:42:00.700 what he has always wanted i've done a segment on this before but just to go over a little bit of

00:42:04.620 the information boris johnson for more than 12 years and this is back from 2015 and you can go back to 2008

00:42:12.700 so that's 16 years ago he's always been calling for an amnesty of illegal migrants he said in this

00:42:18.860 interview in 2015 that he is pro-immigration said it was a shame that illegal migrants can only earn money

00:42:23.980 on the black market because they can't pay taxes and he told lbc i'm the great grandson of turkish

00:42:30.300 immigrants where would my family be if london hadn't given sanctuary to my great-grandfather

00:42:35.020 oh don't make me dream boris so i'm i love the reason oh well we need to give them amnesty why

00:42:41.020 because they're not paying taxes really that's that's that's the problem with the illegals

00:42:45.340 and could we not deport them and then they wouldn't be a burden on the system yeah uh that would be my

00:42:49.900 preference yeah and he said so i'm totally in favor of people being able to make their lives in this

00:42:53.820 country similarly during his vote leave campaign his entire premise for why we needed to leave the

00:42:59.900 eu was so that we wouldn't have to have pro-eu migration coming into the country and we could

00:43:05.020 open it up to even more people he told a vote leave rally i'm not only pro-immigration i'm pro-immigrants

00:43:12.780 and i am in favor of an amnesty of illegal immigrants who have been here for more than 12 years

00:43:16.940 you know the ones who've managed to evade the authorities the longest so the sneakiest ones

00:43:21.420 is like an enormous game of hide and seek and i guess they would win it's like grand theft auto

00:43:26.780 isn't it you hide away from the police eventually they just give up yeah they're okay you're

00:43:31.500 boris is like well your star level's gone down to zill so here you go uh they're unable to contribute

00:43:37.980 to the economy i'll tell you why i'm in favor of this because it's the humane thing to do and it's

00:43:42.700 the economically rational thing to do just a quick thing if you can't pay taxes you can't contribute to

00:43:48.620 the economy it's obviously wrong as well like the the economy is just the sale of goods and services

00:43:54.460 right and so what he's saying there is if there were no taxes then there would be no economy it's

00:44:01.260 like no no that's so totally wrong and so totally backwards you know you sort of libertarian economists

00:44:05.740 be like what are you talking about what are you talking about if anything it's the opposite yeah

00:44:09.980 these people actually contribute more to the economy maybe if i was in the dark economy i'd be

00:44:15.740 doing better as well what the hell's going on with those screens the dark energy of boris yeah i

00:44:20.620 know yeah you said the the forbidden word taxes yeah josh's energy it's spiked poseidon's angry yeah

00:44:29.340 so don't believe the thing that boris johnson said never give him another chance never fall for his

00:44:34.220 lies and tricks he has always wanted to destroy this country and flood you and sadly following brexit

00:44:40.780 he got the perfect opportunity and immediately did so just insufferable rye lion says trump the l

00:44:48.540 there per middle school ethics you never call someone that has genuine mental challenges the r word well

00:44:53.260 that's the thing uh kamala i don't think she has genuine mental challenges actually i think she's

00:44:57.740 just trapped in a particular position that is irresolvable oh to restart the video wall i i think

00:45:05.420 kamala has genuine mental challenges no i don't i think she's just she could have written her own

00:45:10.220 book to be fair in in my segment about the rehabilitation of the word retard i did say that

00:45:15.580 it is immoral to call genuinely special needs people that name because i don't think she is genuinely

00:45:21.020 special needs no i just think that she's not very intelligent but within the sort of yeah she's

00:45:26.620 gonna be like 100 iq very very normal average person but the the point is she's way above her station

00:45:33.180 at this point like in a real world in a normal sensible properly functioning political system

00:45:38.460 there's no way kamala harris would be running for president right now i very much agree i mean it's

00:45:43.820 obviously the case so it's i thought that about a lot of american uh political candidates actually

00:45:49.020 where it's very unusual that they're the people that get picked like the the clintons repeatedly

00:45:54.060 cropping up all the time it's like well what are the chances the clintons are not like tremendously

00:45:59.500 incompetent you know you are right it's got the sort of dynasty aspect but like kamala harris is

00:46:05.660 definitely not that person and so the fact that the she's at the top of the pyramid is just bizarre

00:46:10.860 listen there are incredibly simple reading and mathematics comp um the comprehensions tests that

00:46:17.260 quite a few people fail in america three out of ten black applicants for police jobs in maryland

00:46:23.820 are unable to pass a particular standardized test i want to see recorded footage of her trying that

00:46:29.660 test i would all i want to say so kamala how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast i also want

00:46:34.780 to see the labor front bench doing the same thing so for instance the first question officer jones

00:46:40.060 worked the 3 to 11 p.m shift at 10 55 he was called to the scene of an accident where he remained until

00:46:45.820 1 30 a.m how long past his regular shift did officer jones works multiple choice question i just want to

00:46:53.020 see how she answers with that let's move on so we are constantly constantly deluged every single day in

00:47:05.420 this country with illegal immigrants who somehow get hold of boats that are actually seaworthy enough to

00:47:11.340 get across the english channel and when they arrive and they don't even have to get here they get about

00:47:17.180 halfway and our border force turns up picks them up and just brings them in drops them off and then

00:47:22.940 they're our problem forever these people are just here until the sun burns out it's just the way things

00:47:28.780 go it's just normal it's like the uh ancient egyptians just said oh see people come on in yeah yeah

00:47:36.060 join our cities bring about the collapse why not yeah egypt incidentally was one of the few places

00:47:41.100 that avoided the bronze age collapse um but uh so we bring them into our green and pleasant land

00:47:47.180 our nice ancient settled society in which everything is uh well negotiated right people are very familiar

00:47:55.580 with their surroundings and it's this kind of environment i want you to have in mind right in

00:48:01.020 fact it's the kind of england that tolkien lived in i want you to have in mind for the rest of this

00:48:05.740 segment when we get to the kind of people that we're just bringing in and ask do these people fit

00:48:10.940 in uh so anyway the uh the the round table on tolkien was superb and i want you to just remember the

00:48:17.100 kind of shire that he is projecting he's like look it's just it's calm it's safe it's familial it's a

00:48:24.060 good nice place to live and we've lived here since time immemorial so should we have i've got a good

00:48:31.340 picture of right okay we'll get to it i was gonna say we'll get to in a second so just before we start

00:48:36.220 these are the uh small boats data so that's about a thousand nine hundred sorry eight hundred ninety

00:48:41.100 seven in the last week i've just broken in they're just broken in and we just take them

00:48:45.980 no they're just here now forever they get to go and join the shire and one of the people in the

00:48:51.740 mainstream uh pointing this out is the mp for clacton nigel farage and those are of course the

00:48:57.260 boats we know about yeah they're just the ones we know about although that's probably the majority

00:49:00.860 of it to be fair it's not like we've got the mexican border or something um and so nigel farage

00:49:05.660 uh did a video on this and one of them he identified one of those on tiktok uh well i'm sure he

00:49:13.340 personally wasn't browsing tiktok but um what is going on here yeah yeah let's let's watch nigel

00:49:21.900 farage live tiktok reaction explains all of those unusual clips from a few years ago of him saying big

00:49:30.060 chungus yeah there's another great one of uh i showed you of dream theater's vocalists singing

00:49:37.980 big chungus fantastic it amazes me that cameo was ever a thing and people agree

00:49:46.060 it's kind of annoying that nigel farage does it i know i don't know why he does it i don't think

00:49:50.380 he's very demeaning yeah anyway here's why he does it yes all right for some reason twitter is not

00:49:55.500 going to play the video if i skim to it but anyway about a minute and a half into this video

00:50:00.300 he's watching a tiktok video of a guy called madder passer and nigel farage identifies this guy by

00:50:06.940 name it tells us he's an afghan immigrant who went from afghanistan before the joe biden collabs uh to

00:50:13.900 sweden of course hanging out in sweden naturally low crime areas of sweden is he uh you know is he

00:50:23.900 joining the community of hand grenade enthusiasts you don't know but he does have an ak-47 tattooed

00:50:29.820 on his face so he's interested in small arms yeah you could say he's a second amendment enthusiast yeah

00:50:36.940 he's just a very big second amendment a big reader of lock yeah so it's it's one of those things where

00:50:43.020 it's like right i don't know why he was kicked out of sweden or why he's left sweden but he has left

00:50:49.260 sweden for some reason and so he's like right i'm just gonna go to england then it's great that's

00:50:53.900 what what do we need we need people like him and uh nigel farage is raising the alarm saying that

00:50:58.460 how a second you know do we do we really want what appears to be some sort of gang criminal uh coming

00:51:04.700 here and this guy started replying to nigel farage weirdly enough because he has a tiktok account

00:51:11.500 which i believe is this one that's a 75 000 followers as well yeah he only had 20 000

00:51:19.820 followers at the beginning this week he's going to be an influencer soon enough he's going to be

00:51:24.940 bigger than farage yeah but you notice that um basically all of his videos have been uh deleted

00:51:29.740 oh wait he does have some there is he's a trustworthy fellow yeah with uh the tattoo there he's a lovely

00:51:38.460 chap go on play it do it let's i would be he doesn't speak english that's that doesn't stop him

00:51:43.980 no just as british as you or i carl it doesn't stop him you're right um but for some reason tiktok

00:51:50.140 are totally fine with this guy i mean again he's wearing body armor and wearing a face mask but okay

00:51:56.140 seems trustworthy and so anyway he uh he saw nigel farage had made a video about him and he was like oh

00:52:06.140 do that again boy let's let's start some beef yeah yeah englishman nigel pasa don't talk about me you

00:52:15.100 not know me i come to england because i want the marriage with your sister don't talk about me more

00:52:25.500 the later video does not good my friend you not know me i gonna come to england i gonna

00:52:33.260 i wanna pop pop pop mother

00:52:40.140 pa masa man you know there's mother pa masa

00:52:42.540 every country know me

00:52:45.100 so embarrassing

00:52:48.620 that he adopts american black culture slang that was so low iq i couldn't believe it yes

00:52:54.540 that is incredibly low iq you can tell just looking into his eyes that there is nothing going on behind

00:52:59.660 there that i don't think there's a soul i don't know if he can rotate an apple if that's what

00:53:03.860 you're suggesting rotate an ak-47 i don't think he can picture an apple no i don't um but the

00:53:09.760 the the point being this is a threat actually it's a crime that we're being subjected to these

00:53:16.260 sorts of men coming into our country did you catch that i think he said i'm gonna marry your sister

00:53:21.840 he did say that i don't know as a sister but she can't be a young lady

00:53:26.080 she might be a bit old for him yeah he's into his older ladies apparently but just this is just

00:53:31.320 embarrassing why are we just i mean of course that's a threat and of course he's going to be

00:53:38.020 the kind of person he's going to follow through on it right let's be let's be real i don't i'm not

00:53:42.820 going to give him any charity let's just take him at his word yeah i think this is the kind of lunatic

00:53:46.400 who might actually shoot nigel farage you mean someone who gets an assault rifle tattooed on

00:53:51.340 their face doesn't have addition again the fact that men like this are allowed on our streets

00:53:57.220 while we do not have access to weapons for self-defense and our women are not even allowed

00:54:03.380 to carry pepper spray with them if you're watching from america yes it's illegal for people in the uk

00:54:09.820 to carry pepper spray treated like a firearm in the law that is a direct attack on our safety and

00:54:16.320 our sovereignty it is a crime yeah and so anyway he's threatening nigel farage don't talk about me

00:54:21.620 blood as if just again just it's unbelievable that this is our country in 2024 um and because he

00:54:30.440 doesn't speak english he put out this video that has a translator on it but it's an ai translator

00:54:35.680 it's really funny hey everybody i want to say something to eagle passa eagle passa listen my friend i

00:54:43.860 i can speak english but i have translate listen listen my friend

00:54:48.800 hi igel you don't know who i am i know that someone has given you the wrong information about me

00:54:59.000 that i am dangerous and that i am on my way to england but that is not true i am a tiktok tocker who

00:55:07.320 usually broadcasts live and vlogs my everyday life and shows where i am and who i am around

00:55:13.200 i left sweden to put my past behind me and start a new good life in england what past

00:55:20.080 on my way to england i ended up in a place on the border between france and england where people were

00:55:26.400 armed who were moving people across the border they asked me to film a video where they also wanted to

00:55:33.040 appear in the video with their weapons i couldn't say no as i was in a danger zone i have nothing to

00:55:39.740 do with people's guns don't spread yourself a gun about me i am in england and would be happy to meet

00:55:47.180 you if you want so you can see me in real life and explain to you who i am can you imagine the person

00:55:53.340 who has given you the wrong information about me is my enemy and wants to smear my name as he has

00:55:59.280 previously done in sweden he himself is abroad and spreading false rumors about people hope you

00:56:07.060 understand what i am trying to explain to you i love the way that nigel frage has got embroiled in

00:56:12.660 some swedish afghanistan migrant gang brawl why is this guy just looking into the camera going

00:56:18.060 see i love that this is like this is a perfect parody in in some ways it is genuine and also the

00:56:25.500 really sort of effeminate camp voice that he's chosen to represent himself as well people people

00:56:31.480 will actually watch this stuff and deny that iq varies across the world it doesn't matter that it's

00:56:37.740 it's more that this is just cringe right this is just weird why are we why are we why do we care

00:56:43.840 that some low iq fucking like afghan gangster from sweden is is currently like no no no i'm actually a

00:56:52.860 good bloke trust me bro let's meet up when i get to england let's have a pint the government like no

00:56:59.100 you're not coming in obviously you will never come in look at you look at the absolute state of you

00:57:05.520 it's it's anti-swedish discrimination this is obviously swedish just look at him he looks like

00:57:11.380 every swede i've ever seen the thing is he's obviously some gangster so in in this i'm trying

00:57:16.820 not to play uh parts of it actually because he's uh smoking from a makeshift bong but he also uh

00:57:25.260 has a gun okay yeah no you just got the wrong impression of me bro like i'm i'm actually a

00:57:32.800 totally normal guy which is why i got the ak tattoo somebody in the replies on this well in the comments

00:57:37.420 is saying prison in england is no joke well it would be for him because he'd go in and be part

00:57:42.660 of a gang that runs the place yeah prison in england is a bit of a joke i saw a video recently

00:57:47.140 of some albanians that had an albanian flag a tv they were smoking in the prison cell yeah but the

00:57:53.500 point is tiktok's like yep no if you're an illegal migrant you can travel from afghanistan do whatever

00:57:58.280 terrible things you've done in sweden like you said i want to get away from my past in sweden

00:58:02.660 and film yourself yeah who knows who knows i'm sure no no more details are forthcoming

00:58:08.680 film yourself going with to england with a gun with drugs and threatening british politicians

00:58:15.520 and tiktok's like yeah he can have 75 000 followers why not why wouldn't we do that

00:58:19.520 what's the problem here this is crazy but this is actually like bonkers that these

00:58:24.700 absolute morons are allowed to do this anyway so gb news has given us a write-up on this um they

00:58:30.100 haven't got any more details apart from the fact that um he actually has arrived in the uk

00:58:35.800 great brilliant so good luck so enriched bump into him i'm sure i'm sure that you're gonna

00:58:43.360 have a really lovely conversation with him and hear about how he's not actually an insane gangster

00:58:47.860 who has to flee for whatever it won't be difficult to pick him out i was about to say that same thing

00:58:52.660 here at least you're gonna recognize him um i was trying to find more information more detailed

00:58:57.460 concrete information on this because why wouldn't you want that but of course he's an illegal immigrant

00:59:03.320 and obviously some sort of gang member it's actually kind of difficult to find anything

00:59:07.480 concrete on him so i had to go for like twitter rumors apparently this guy is infamous in sweden

00:59:13.400 for making outrageous live streams and basically conducting himself in the most uncivil manner

00:59:17.900 he was deported from sweden and now i guess france has to deal with him well no we have to deal

00:59:22.480 let's just watch this he's gonna break his phone doing that he also looks really short

00:59:33.200 it's like he knocked his phone into pausing there which he may well have done why has he got the this

00:59:43.340 he looks like he's wearing a wetsuit i know he's wearing those silly roadman masks right see londoners

00:59:48.860 where why why is he a black american gangster like why why does he adopt i don't know it's just

00:59:56.460 incredibly cringe and basically demented what do you think america was importing like exporting to

01:00:03.540 afghanistan i was about to say yeah well i guess so and they had george floyd murals that's what

01:00:08.700 those 20 years in afghanistan was for people like him he's integrated yeah i mean there's some more

01:00:14.680 footage of him being very normal he looks tiny yes you sure showed the ground totally sane as well

01:00:25.320 what are they putting in red bull these days well he doesn't know he's sticking his pinky out maybe he's

01:00:33.280 so i want the sweepstakes in the chat right i want press a for astronaut press b for surgeon

01:00:55.560 press c for nuclear engineer which do we think he's gonna go into like just come on chat this is

01:01:03.060 this is yeah let's bring the chat up unbelievable obviously this kirstama should just come out and

01:01:08.800 go no we're not having illegals threaten politicians he's gone he's never coming in if he arrives here

01:01:15.260 we deport instantly c is winning your engineer got here by c to be fair but uh okay well i i look

01:01:23.160 forward to him powering our homes but it's just this this sort of person obviously shouldn't be

01:01:29.320 allowed in the country and i don't know why this is going on and yet now he's here to be fair someone

01:01:34.300 in the chat said he might be a gynecologist

01:01:36.300 horrifying lucky but uh anyway uh patrick christie's uh noticed this covered it on gb news

01:01:44.540 and so of course uh he made a video in response to patrick christie's all people work here

01:01:50.300 he want to kill mother pasta because all people work here he think mother pasta come here he uh

01:01:58.840 stand alive he take a video now uh everybody talk about uh there's uh plates or there's a gun or there's

01:02:10.040 people so everybody want to kill mother pasta don't talk about mother pasta more don't talk about

01:02:17.700 mother pasta then this blood is danger for me please don't talk about me mother fucking don't talk

01:02:28.040 about like how he refers tiktok if it's so dangerous to talk about you there is nothing going on he does

01:02:34.900 in his head he refers to himself in the third person yes so anyway patrick christie's is gonna have a

01:02:42.480 conversation with him apparently um i don't see why he would i don't think he should i think this

01:02:48.680 person should be instantly deported but the fact that we're controlled by labor not the conservatives

01:02:54.940 would have done it anyway but again like some literal gangster can break in send threats to an

01:03:00.900 mp and then he's just arrives he's given a hotel he's just he's just here this is just the kind of

01:03:07.480 person that we are allowing to break into this country someone's gonna have to have encounters

01:03:11.840 with this guy and again he is armed he brought a gun so whatever whatever i'm just phenomenally

01:03:19.860 disappointed in my own country yet again i hope he doesn't kill someone that's all i can say i hope

01:03:26.640 he doesn't kill nigel faraj doesn't mean he seems to think that he might anyway let's go to the video

01:03:32.040 comments possibly samson we do have some super chats oh yeah yes we we do someone says he's high

01:03:45.040 on meth probably yeah yeah probably um uh maybe our place but if reform have backstabbed us with

01:03:55.140 paying hope not hate and refuse to call for national deportations uh we have another party that could

01:03:59.820 achieve this head of homeland yeah like it's i don't see anything going anywhere at this point

01:04:05.460 to be honest um steel fang says you are not allowed to carry for self-defense when tyranny

01:04:11.440 tyranny becomes law rebellion becomes duty okay but for the kirstama government that was from an

01:04:16.380 american we don't endorse that um well just to be clear we probably do have to say that uh amandine

01:04:23.680 says uh some u.s states require a firearm license in order to legal in order to buy pepper spray

01:04:28.060 and in massachusetts we can't even legally own slingshots can we legally own slingshots i think

01:04:33.240 so yeah it's fine you can even own a crossbow without a license here you've got to have a

01:04:41.060 license to have a bow and arrow say something about this the other day i don't know i thought

01:04:44.700 the starmer's government said something about to be fair if they did ban crossbows and they're just

01:04:48.340 like actually no only bow and arrows are allowed i would agree you are legally able to own a slingshot

01:04:53.920 in the uk but it's illegal to carry a catapult in public without a reasonable excuse or lawful

01:04:59.360 authority i'm sure that that means slingshot what about a trebuchet excuse pardon what about a

01:05:04.580 trebuchet i'll check my reasonable excuse i might run into an afghan asylum seeker and he's high on

01:05:11.940 meth maybe i mean eddie hall owns a tank and he drives so and he allowed on the road and he drives

01:05:18.540 it to the gym yeah you're allowed to drive a tank that's so i feel i feel like me in a tank versus a

01:05:24.220 horde of angry meth high afghans i like my chances yeah but that's a tank i would pay to see that mr

01:05:32.340 beast video one harry versus a hundred methed up afghans

01:05:36.540 it is not illegal to buy or carry a catapult okay that's a good i'm listening okay there we go

01:05:46.540 that's a random name says honest question am i the only one who actually understands him a little more

01:05:50.440 than kamala harris maybe it's the caveman speech um well i mean maybe i could understand him perfectly

01:05:59.020 fine when he was using the ai translator so um and threadnaught says yeah being a gynecologist

01:06:04.460 probably got kicked out sweden after examining one too many children yeah probably i mean like i said

01:06:09.280 i can't can't give them any of the information about this guy because of course nobody knows

01:06:13.340 anything but um but it's just beyond the pale that we're just allowing these lunatics into this

01:06:20.220 country and he's saying now you're gonna be paying for him by the way to live somewhere you're

01:06:24.100 probably paying for his drugs he's gonna get into a he's gonna get in some criminal endeavor

01:06:29.000 and the cycle will continue um do we have the video comments harry uh samson sorry

01:06:34.160 yeah harry and now for our final david lamentation david lammy's like indian food

01:06:43.600 looks good on the menu might even look good on the plate but an hour later he gives you the hot

01:06:49.960 liquid runs so we've established that david lammy gives you the runs makes us sick creates searing

01:06:56.840 burning pain during urination and is a serious case of painful rectal itch so david lammy is like

01:07:02.560 dysentery david lammy esentery why did scots invent the kilts because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away

01:07:11.120 oh what was that insult for that's half my heritage there

01:07:17.280 that's why that's why we bred deaf sheep you know i love you i forgot when things get tough you leave

01:07:27.540 what's that supposed to mean forget it you know about giving away all your dance things to rich

01:07:32.520 my fault they ask you how you are you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really

01:07:37.280 fine but you just can't get into it because they would never

01:07:39.600 and hopefully we do something both new and also something that we all remember loving

01:07:46.680 you know so i'm i'm old enough to remember when tomb raider came out right

01:07:57.380 and i was really unimpressed because i was like look it's just triangles bro

01:08:00.880 literally just triangles and everyone's like she's a massive booze it's like does she though

01:08:04.880 yeah they're just geometric shapes yeah and that's genuinely how i felt about it when i was like

01:08:09.240 15 or something because these days physics have come a long way yeah

01:08:12.940 but this is what happens when you put left hand still carrying the torch

01:08:17.480 you know apparently um her massive breasts were a mistake oh yeah i heard about yeah apparently they

01:08:23.280 they programmed it wrong and then and then somebody in the studio was like nah keep it

01:08:27.860 yeah good call it just because it wasn't leftist women well it it made her more of an iconic character

01:08:34.640 than she would have been otherwise let's be honest totally true so there was a lot of complaining

01:08:39.900 about vance being a bad candidate because you know he scares the hose away but he is more

01:08:45.460 ideologically reliable though and which i think is more important because people were saying that

01:08:50.100 rubio might have been a better choice but i can't forget the fact that during all the floyd riots

01:08:55.660 he was spending all of his time on twitter complaining that yeah the riots are bad but has it occurred to

01:09:01.560 you that there's white people on twitter saying mean things about bantu rioters that's way more

01:09:07.280 important thing that we need to talk about i don't think we can trust him as a vp yeah i was the one

01:09:13.500 who was sort of skeptical about vance because i was like yeah no i appreciate misogynist

01:09:16.560 neckbed representation but is it wise however kamala's kamala's campaign is tanking and uh vance

01:09:24.320 had some really great um uh events well i mean the the debate with um that weird guy tim walls

01:09:31.340 tim walls yeah well what what trump seems to be doing is just appointing his successor

01:09:35.340 yeah and the fact that he's quite ideologically aligned to trump and is able to sort of hold his

01:09:40.980 own in a similar way is good and promising yeah and he's really good in the media interviews as

01:09:46.020 well he's a lot more slick than trump comes across and obviously trump's great he has his own style

01:09:51.700 trump's got his own energy but yes but vance is very clear very well spoken and he gets to the point

01:09:57.880 very quickly i really like how he answers questions because you can tell that he knows his stuff

01:10:02.680 yeah yeah he's very much on the ball um uh right lord nerevar says kamala seems to be the exact same

01:10:10.020 type of person as kia starmer literally just no thoughts head empty and she's also a prosecutor

01:10:15.400 right also a lawyer so it's very interesting how the sort of you know the global managerial regime's

01:10:20.400 like right raise these people to the top it's like yeah but they're terrible also evil but i think

01:10:25.340 that's the main qualifier that they're looking for we need to get your evil scale on one to ten if

01:10:29.820 you're a six and above we'll consider you but you'd think that people prosecuting criminals would

01:10:34.040 actually be better than the people defending them wouldn't you but you would but it's very

01:10:38.920 interesting how like both kamala harris and kia starmer look like they can't rotate rotate an apple

01:10:43.540 in their mind's eye right i mean we know that kia starmer doesn't have dreams or tastes or yeah or

01:10:49.460 music or ambitions it's not in his programming yeah nothing creative does he like a film no he didn't no he

01:10:56.620 said he doesn't have a favorite film so he doesn't he doesn't enjoy art he can't dream i don't know

01:11:02.060 what he does in his freedom i think when he sleeps just a series of ones and zeros whiz through his

01:11:07.080 head no no no even that's too creative it's just darkness until in the morning kissed armor arises

01:11:12.760 like a vampire

01:11:15.000 so he gets up out of his coffin but the point is kamala harris is much the same just complete empty

01:11:22.600 head but there's nothing in it and so and it's same with like trudeau and jacinda ardern right

01:11:26.680 you can tell these are generally quite empty-headed people i think when it comes to sorry well not

01:11:32.160 people deep internal monologues i think when it comes to the law it actually doesn't help to have

01:11:36.880 your own thoughts it's all very procedural you just sort of have to write learn stuff and and if

01:11:42.900 you're following precedent just remember it and recall it it's a human element yeah yeah josh makes a

01:11:49.620 good point that morals are actually a negative if you're training to be a lawyer it's true it's

01:11:54.420 genuinely true but it is interesting how we've got a kind of um convergence there on both sides of

01:12:00.140 the pond uh jimmy says uh the dems are getting labor bods in campaign damage control might be the

01:12:05.220 most retarded thing i've ever heard they really don't have a clue do they no they don't and like

01:12:09.300 again just kissed armor is less popular than rishi sunak at this point he's had the worst

01:12:14.320 first 100 days of any british prime minister in history them it's like we need that guy yeah

01:12:19.400 and why are they asking labor party campaigners who basically did nothing anyway who can remember

01:12:25.300 that the labor party campaign really from the election it was only a few months ago consider

01:12:30.380 as well the the first the worst hundred days like winston churchill took that office when we were

01:12:36.160 literally in the middle of a war where we had just evacuated dunkirk so that we were a pretty low

01:12:42.500 point right there keir starmer somehow somehow has done keir starmer's having a worse hundred days

01:12:48.480 than napoleon did if keir starmer just did nothing he started dropping bombs randomly in a british city

01:12:56.940 he would at least be on par with churchill he would raise him up if keir starmer decided to randomly

01:13:04.520 invade russia in winter yeah he might be hitting napoleon fair if he did that to birmingham it would

01:13:10.180 win in popularity yeah oh yeah um charlie says uh weird how kamala has been described as testy as a

01:13:16.620 good thing but it's offensive if it's used against michelle obama they're very bad different

01:13:22.380 control they're getting worse and worse with the propaganda each year well you know i'm actually

01:13:27.500 not sure if that's true the problem is that the candidate they've got to defend is getting worse

01:13:31.620 and worse right i mean like you know why not both well it could be both but i'm not sure they're

01:13:36.020 getting worse i think they're just they're not eddie benet's anymore i'm not saying they are

01:13:39.600 but i'm they might have like a basic level of competence and they're just in the in you know

01:13:44.240 you can imagine in the right room okay what's she done now oh god she's been incompetent

01:13:47.800 testy are we gonna say she's testy is that too bad it's just i don't know i can't work with this

01:13:52.860 you know it's too testy so anyway michelle obama certainly is yeah that's true jimbo says i'm

01:13:58.820 surprised they even allowed kamala to do a fox interview i know it's the distinct lack of joy when

01:14:03.160 she was asked basic questions well they did that with waltz as well and both of them were

01:14:07.040 completely unprepared for even the slightest pushback that they were going to get from

01:14:12.140 an opposite partisan news outlet yeah and it's only fox it's not like it's some you know really

01:14:17.260 hardline right winger or something i was i was quite surprised actually at just how bad it was i

01:14:22.680 expected it to be bad but i didn't expect it to be as bad as that i think that surely yeah that would

01:14:28.960 be amazing you're two hours come on to be fair if joe does his normal thing and she's you know

01:14:34.260 a bit stoned might actually help her performance and again this is contrasted against all of the

01:14:39.620 interviews that trump and vance do which you'd say at least 70 of them are against people who

01:14:45.100 are partisan against them and they always come out looking great yeah vance especially um

01:14:50.700 rb says kamala reminds me of a 90s early 2000s school bully so smug condescending and fake

01:14:56.880 have you ever seen the movie mean girls she'd fit right in with those snotty high schoolers

01:15:00.540 what an infuriating person there is a difference though which is that the high school bullies

01:15:05.400 depicted in mean girls are supposed to be also the pretty girls

01:15:08.100 her house wasn't terrible looking yeah she was she was yeah she was she was she was all right no she

01:15:14.400 wasn't i'm not saying she was a stunner or anything but i've not seen a young camera she was not

01:15:19.360 she was not one of the pretty girls okay let's have a look i'll be the tiebreaker here

01:15:25.780 is that her

01:15:29.780 starting off great

01:15:33.260 she looks like an an 80s male pop star she looks like prince okay well she does actually

01:15:43.160 okay fair enough yeah she doesn't look too bad there carl's grasping at straws folks

01:15:51.160 look we're just gonna have to go back to hillary clinton in her 20s i'm afraid

01:15:55.620 you know i'll agree with you i told you you see she says i win this somehow

01:16:01.640 andrew says uh a relative of mine has explicitly praised harris for ability not to say anything

01:16:10.380 she likes the harris dodges questions also what the this is the typical dem voter is that what's

01:16:17.360 going on this is clever yeah you thought you out of it no she's slippery like an eel

01:16:20.620 i can't pin her down on anything can you amazing maybe it is a skill maybe you're right

01:16:27.220 it's a skill i just it's so comical like i remember when i was young right politics was

01:16:34.320 quite serious and it was really boring like you'd have like john major on tv or something like god i

01:16:39.660 don't know you know but he wasn't a clown you know even tony blair wasn't a clown you know

01:16:44.480 gordon brown wasn't a clown and even david cameron came across quite slick but now everything is just

01:16:50.280 oh man i don't even know where to begin like i on the plus side one day i'll be dead and you guys

01:16:56.620 will have to deal with this oh cheers that'd be my problem

01:16:58.820 that's how linear time works carl's embracing the boomer mindset

01:17:05.760 but no the the things are like like it's just everything is just so bad compared to how it used

01:17:14.880 to be everything's so amateur compared to how it used to be everything used to be quite professional

01:17:18.760 and serious and decent like again the the the guy interviewing kamalo you can tell he's from a

01:17:23.800 previous time right the sort of pre sort of you know he would have been early 2000s where momentous

01:17:30.640 events were happening you know okay george bush wasn't brilliant but like he wasn't he wasn't

01:17:35.080 terrible i don't know george bush jr was pretty memeable yeah he was pretty memeable now watch this

01:17:41.160 drive yeah also good line i don't necessarily know if it's that they are less clownish overall just that

01:17:47.520 we have more access yeah i think it might be as well more access to be fair to give george bush

01:17:52.740 credit the the glee on his face when that um i think it was an iraqi started throwing shoes at him

01:17:58.920 he he actually enjoyed that you've got to give him credit as well it's quick you know anyway um

01:18:06.100 i yearn for the days of john cena announcing the death of osama bin laden to an enthralled

01:18:12.360 crowd live on television i can't believe that happened it's wonderful yeah it's amazing

01:18:18.480 like the idiot what's what's the phrase he's compromised to a permanent end what does that

01:18:25.700 even mean what does that mean john it means ain't coming back okay that makes it sound like he was

01:18:32.420 sexually assaulted to death i mean we don't know what happened after they got him

01:18:37.540 people say we have an incel epidemic but being an incel is job security with james o'keefe undercover

01:18:45.660 reports behind all the active dating profiles on the apps that's a good point i mean i've heard that

01:18:50.180 90 of dating app profiles are james o'keefe so i tried to get him it just didn't work yeah

01:18:55.820 to be honest with that james o'keefe does do great work he does accomplish what he's doing

01:18:59.640 so uh good on him uh thomas says uh we can't stack shells because it's largely a zombie economy filled

01:19:05.540 with companies that would completely collapse if their salary costs went up uh the economy is

01:19:09.680 largely a product of government spending and fiat increases true yeah this is true at which point

01:19:15.220 i say well if the only way to prop up these large companies in the economy is to destroy the country

01:19:20.240 through third world migration maybe we should let it die yeah let them die and face the consequences

01:19:25.320 yes because eventually it's all going to lead to a collapse one way or another right so why not if

01:19:30.360 it's if that's what it's going to be then have it happen sooner rather than well by propping and then

01:19:34.380 you have to deal with it as well boomer sure but like eventually it's just going back to small

01:19:38.960 businesses well you either allow businesses to collapse or you get such a critical mass that the

01:19:46.120 entire economic system collapses at the same time because you've propped up these failing inefficient

01:19:51.320 businesses for so long so i think the former is more desirable than an entire economic collapse

01:19:56.460 maybe we can do without deliveroo people can go back to the arduous labor of ringing the place

01:20:03.600 and then driving to pick it up or even better cook your own food you lazy losers maybe you can go to

01:20:09.160 the local green grocers for your food rather than a giant mega shop it's often better quality as well

01:20:16.280 yeah exactly you know like the way it used to be this this used to be a nice contract it's not

01:20:20.520 that hard to cook you can actually enjoy it put on put on some music you know get a fine glass of red

01:20:26.520 i'm just describing my weekend this is the bougiest thing

01:20:29.700 it's not that bougie it's the glass of red pretty pretty bougie

01:20:35.000 oh well can't blame me for classing the place up charlie the beagle says uh politicians and taking

01:20:40.540 responsibility they need two more foreign concepts uh maria says uh kamala and boris both using the

01:20:47.240 big boy did it and ran away god smite them all yeah if only possible uh a freight bentos for every

01:20:52.980 haitian well i'm not giving haitians freight bentos is good like okay he is a significant step up

01:20:59.440 it says a large portion of our economy is actually being subsidized by taxpayer although not directly

01:21:04.040 uh many large car dealerships for example would go bust following the pandemic if it wasn't for the

01:21:08.240 motability scheme propping them up it's worth a whole segment on its own a number of people on

01:21:13.180 benefit is getting massive discounts on brand new cars it's ridiculous yeah it's true also also looking

01:21:17.920 into the um uh council subsidies for new businesses being started by foreigners as well that's a big

01:21:24.620 thing as well as far as i know i didn't get a goddamn council subsidy it's annoying you obviously

01:21:29.000 didn't play up the african heritage i didn't you should have damn why do these parasites get special

01:21:34.660 treatment it in my dystopia they'll get a you know a stainful sort of my my dystopia is a lot

01:21:42.140 like v for vendetta and also again what you're saying there no homeless people exactly people

01:21:48.260 just hang around in their homes watching their tvs having a good life yeah but this is another

01:21:52.380 government created problem because the car dealerships wouldn't have to worry about that

01:21:56.340 had we not all been locked down in the first place yes yeah this is yeah it wasn't like an act of

01:22:00.360 god or something uh lars says taxes on theft it's the price you pay for living in a kleptocracy

01:22:05.420 oh sorry we forgot yeah it's it's unironically boo

01:22:10.120 bane scotty says he's stupid he's barely speaks english this chapter when we're here and it could

01:22:16.120 have been anyone really couldn't it yeah you know i just just to specify i'm pretty sure he's talking

01:22:20.060 about uh passer here might have been boris yeah it could have been anyone uh he's stupid he barely

01:22:26.280 speaks english and he certainly doesn't consider himself english despite feeling entitled to live in

01:22:29.460 england he's going to be a labor mp within a few months oh don't stop there he's going to be in

01:22:34.520 the house of lords by the end of next year he's going to be the most intelligent person on the

01:22:38.440 labor front bench yes i mean to be honest with you i'd probably choose him over the labor front

01:22:44.440 bench i feel i can get things done like none of the labor front bench are going to be able to

01:22:48.740 smuggle themselves into the country we asked him mate could you uh slip us some gun rights right to

01:22:54.180 self-defense be like yeah blood i got you pop pop pop yeah sorry for doing that by the way henry said

01:23:01.540 uh uh this might be a bit out there but are the orcas near portugal and gibraltar who are sinking

01:23:06.340 the yachts off the coast they're smart creatures could some sort of cross-species deal be struck

01:23:10.840 yeah i mean it's literally but the the defense of britain is now entirely reliant on the ocean

01:23:16.020 we're reliant on we need to start praying to poseidon yeah exactly poseidon to either bring up the

01:23:21.760 waves or send up the creatures of the deep to sink the boats that's literally the only thing

01:23:26.100 that we have at this point but um i mean how much 100 tons of fish a year he's asking it's a good

01:23:31.260 question so we could like bribe the orcas and start to look you patrol the english channel and we'll give

01:23:36.860 you fish i would disrupt shipping a little bit though wouldn't it but well i don't know maybe i mean

01:23:42.280 i don't think they're gonna sink a tanker but you know like i think orcas are smart enough to get

01:23:47.000 the message it's like give them like a you know um like bloodhounds and like hunting dogs give them

01:23:53.100 like a sniff of some afghan food it's like go sophie says i would like to politely but firmly decline

01:23:59.520 this gentleman very nice of him to ask but face tattoos rarely make for good marriage material yeah

01:24:04.340 he looks like the kind of guy says it takes no for an answer doesn't he apparently the global price

01:24:09.220 of fish according to fred uh on per metric a ton u.s dollars is about nine dollars

01:24:15.920 which sounds way too cheap that can't be i might be misreading it but yeah because i was gonna say

01:24:23.400 you could just get one fish frequency annual oh observation it might be wholesale observation

01:24:29.660 like 8.95745 i might be misreading it do you see anything u.s dollars per metric son that would be

01:24:37.640 a really cheap deal but i've seen cuts of salmon that are like 10 pounds this might just be like

01:24:42.240 the most low quality scum fish sure but the orcas aren't gonna be that picky exactly they're intelligent

01:24:48.400 animals they've got a palate they're not gonna be like salmon or nothing in the 80s orcas had a

01:24:53.900 fashion trend where they would wear squid on their head as a hat we can't what you didn't know that no

01:24:59.480 yeah so they were in the 90s they're like god that looks wait wait what about this global price

01:25:05.420 of fish meal it's like a perm let's see if this okay this seems more appropriate per metric ton

01:25:11.320 about 1 407 still cheaper than what we're paying there for times that by 100 oh it's dead salmon

01:25:19.560 sorry not squid times that by 100 that's what 100 uh 1 million 400 000 way cheaper than the 3 billion

01:25:26.320 we spend a month there you go look this could be get little red coats for them

01:25:32.060 sort of get little jackets yeah this is they're good enough if they're good enough for sea world

01:25:37.700 they're good enough for the british navy uh conqueror says is it only me that noticed uh during

01:25:43.820 matter passes patrick christie video you can hear clippers in the background clearly working in your

01:25:48.460 barbers already i wonder i i was watching these videos early been like what the hell is that yeah what

01:25:54.340 is that in the background it didn't even occur to me that he's actually working in a bloody art

01:25:57.500 of turkish barbers of course he is of course he is you still remember when callum told us that he

01:26:03.440 went to a barber and then realized that the guy was in isis was probably in isis getting that guy

01:26:09.040 yeah oh just a bit short just a bit off the sides mate

01:26:12.600 it's just i mean yeah very close shave you get yeah it's just i just can't believe how pathetic our

01:26:23.520 country is these days well also the notion that we need to defer cutting hair to foreigners as well

01:26:29.980 like we don't have the ability we've just forgotten how hair we didn't defer it it's just that they don't

01:26:35.380 pay taxes and they get their money from drugs i mean it's just roman observer says uh quote i tried

01:26:43.780 to take over an afghan crime gang in sweden but i failed so now i have an open feud with a mob boss

01:26:48.700 who tries to smear my totally good reputation yeah i honestly the idea that this guy with the ak tattoo

01:26:54.400 is just like oh i'm just gonna leave my life behind in sweden set up a good life in your country it's

01:26:59.600 like i would just have this guy shot oh can we say that now that we're off youtube uh maybe yeah

01:27:06.420 yeah i just i just have him shot on the channel i'd trebuchet him into a pod of orcas he's obviously

01:27:12.100 a criminal i just anyway would it be inhumane to let dolphins have their way with him i mean it's

01:27:20.100 poetic justice if anything yeah yeah could could happen

01:27:24.200 that's true there you go this is the indus river dolphin no no i just want to be clear that was an

01:27:30.940 unconfirmed rumor but i also choose to believe it that is fair given given historic precedent if i

01:27:40.320 was going to put a bet on it um uh any no i've read that one yeah thanks god says he talks about

01:27:48.600 himself in the third person you said no wonder kia likes him so much oh yeah that's another thing that

01:27:52.520 kia starmer does he's referred to himself in the third person is has he really i'm not cool he

01:27:57.860 hasn't it's people around him so he does it he does in cabinet meetings kia starmer doesn't like

01:28:05.280 that i just know i'm imagining more like a small child or a baby he's like sat at his desk and he's

01:28:11.580 hungry presses the buzzer kia hungry kia wants sandwich thinking in more dalek like like kia starmer

01:28:18.680 does not approve maybe maybe that sort of thing uh x y and z says while i'm enjoying seeing

01:28:24.840 diversity hire karen from hr implode how this bows for trump's odds in returning to the white house i

01:28:30.100 still have my concerns with we're dealing with people and organizations that are used to getting

01:28:34.580 what they want and they will not let anything get in their way uh it will be through fortification

01:28:40.060 or some other underhanded means trump and his cabinet that only have four years the bureaucrats

01:28:44.800 have been there always and will still be there when he leaves see how many of these people cycle

01:28:49.280 up and down as the situation changes i tweeted this out earlier it's like look trump's gonna have four

01:28:53.520 years and he better make bloody good use of it like there is a lot that needs to be four years to save

01:28:58.060 america basically yeah basically but yeah the the fortification is that they've got so many migrants

01:29:03.940 in and the fact that they've strategically positioned them around the country and they bust them into small

01:29:09.700 towns in swing states to try and basically get these electoral college seats they wouldn't have

01:29:16.340 otherwise i love that kamala harris admitted that as well it's you know it's against our electoral

01:29:21.080 prospects but she admitted it in an interview we can see it happening yeah and we know that they're

01:29:27.140 deliberately being distributed in red states on purpose to try and swing them and they're being

01:29:32.500 asked to vote writing the pamphlets in their own native languages and they're also suing any

01:29:38.680 state that tries to take them off to the ballot it's actually kind of bizarre just how far this

01:29:44.700 has gone but okay so that's but it's just beyond dispute they're obviously doing this they know

01:29:49.800 they're going to lose otherwise um on that note unfortunately we are out of time so thank you for

01:29:54.240 joining us calvin will be here in half an hour with his common sense crusade and we will be back

01:29:58.700 tomorrow so have a great day and just avoid anyone who's got an ak-47 tattoo on their cheek

01:30:03.280 not really trustworthy i'd say

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The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - October 17, 2024

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