Unidentified flying disks have been spotted in the Soviet Union, and the CIA claims to have evidence of UFO sightings in the US in the late 1980s and early 1990s. But what exactly are these flying disks and what are they actually doing here in the United States? Plus, new details about Joe Biden's phone call with his ex-best friend.
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00:04:00.000Maybe just super lightweight metals, metal materials and fusion power or something.
00:04:04.000I mean, I do think that UFOs, I mean, aliens do exist.
00:04:08.000I just don't, I don't even know if they know.
00:04:13.000Do you think we're advanced enough as a human species to be contacted by aliens?
00:04:18.000I've heard from a lot of those experts in UFO science and astronomy, they're like, once we get to a certain level of being advanced, then other societies might reach out.
00:05:32.000To answer your question, Kellen, I think that we have and are being contacted by other species around the universe, but we aren't aware of how to detect the communication.
00:05:53.000If Earth was created by God, and we are all in God's image, then there's no aliens.
00:05:59.000And if they are, you know, maybe they, it's possible they exist, but there's a good chance if, you know, assuming that we are in a construct of some sort, there aren't.
00:06:07.000And you can take the secular view of the same thing.
00:06:10.000If this reality was constructed by a higher power, whether it be your Christian view of God, or your Abrahamic view of God, or a simulation like Elon Musk, or Bezos, or whoever else is talking about, why would there be aliens?
00:06:19.000Like, when we play Grand Theft Auto, there are no aliens.
00:06:22.000It's just the people in Liberty City or whatever.
00:06:25.000Or if you take the combination of the two and you have, like, the spaceships of Ezekiel.
00:11:42.000I was going to say, you know, these places are hot, but also how much of this is self-inflicted by the fact that these are like, Just complete black concrete like Texas uses what white concrete so it doesn't absorb as much heat like if you have these massive cities which already retain heat on top of black concrete which absorbs more heat
00:11:58.000I have a hard time gauging how, what, because I don't know about science, much like you, how much the temperature increases because of what we've done to the area that it's in.
00:12:07.000It would be hot, I totally believe it, but is it extra hot because we aren't thinking about what we're building?
00:12:12.000That's a big problem in the Chicago area.
00:12:15.000As of right now, it's 120.4 in Abadan, Iran.
00:14:59.000So that was like a big... I think we're in frogs in a pot with the climate thing right now, and like people are making fun of the climate zealots, because a lot of them are misled.
00:15:07.000I don't think you can stop producing waste.
00:15:08.000Well, some of them are developmentally disabled.
00:15:12.000But if we just ignore it, I just watched a video of the sea level rising slowly every year, every year, every year for the last like 20 or 30 years.
00:15:22.000If a guy comes to me and he brings a bunch of his friends, they're all very wealthy, and they say, listen to us, the ocean levels are going to rise.
00:15:30.000And then I look down at my portfolio and I'm like, all of you guys have beachfront property.
00:16:06.000Maybe all of these global elites are like, you know, the world is warming, we're all gonna die, we've got no time left, so we're gonna buy beachfront property to ride it out in style.
00:16:16.000It looks like the sea level's risen about close to 300 millimeters in the last 150 years.
00:16:26.000I don't know if that's shocking or not.
00:16:27.000There's too much disinformation about climate change.
00:16:30.000Some people, I've been told, are hiding certain parts of the climate shift over the last few hundred years because it doesn't work with their data.
00:16:38.000They want to show a constant escalation, but it jolts and you'll see upticks and then the temperatures go down.
00:17:24.000It would be funny, though, if they start, you know, at Miami Beach building platforms at, like, the fourth floor that look suspiciously like a boardwalk and connecting all of the buildings.
00:20:45.000It's a movie where there are people on like an abandoned planet.
00:20:51.000And then the actual story is that it was a colony ship that crashed.
00:20:55.000And 300 years later, they have no idea human civilization ever existed.
00:20:59.000And they're just, you know, Living 300 years, human civilization, couple thousand people only, and they have no idea that they came from Earth with knowledge of technology because their ship crashed over.
00:21:15.000That'd be cool, like an M. Night Shyamalan movie where you don't find out till the end, but it doesn't even matter when you find out, it's just kind of part of the story, because the story's so good.
00:21:22.000Or like, yeah, or the ship comes back and they discover Earth.
00:21:27.000But it's like all been flooded by water, but then they start discovering the stuff about Earth, and you're like, oh.
00:21:32.000Well, but why would Earth, it's like, so what I'm saying is there's a story that takes place on a planet that's in development from, like, tribal, like, people.
00:21:48.000Let's say the military officers running the ship died in a gas leak, oxygen bursts, an emergency release drops the pods on the planet, they all come out and they're like, what happened?
00:22:01.000They have kids, tell stories, stories become myth and legend.
00:22:04.000No one actually, by four generations, no one actually believes Earth is real.
00:22:49.000I love that where they got to get to a phone because it's like I need to communicate and all that like struggle is now removed because it's just like, well, I think that's why a lot of movies are set.
00:22:59.000Like a lot of movies that are set back in the seventies because people want to write them where there's not an easily fixable problem with a cell phone.
00:23:07.000You know, the worst thing about sitcoms is that almost all of their problems would be solved by saying a word.
00:23:11.000It'll be like, you know, a guy's sister is over and the girlfriend walks in and she sees this woman in a bathrobe and she's like, how dare you?
00:25:59.000I mean, it's basically all true, it's just some of it will be, like, exaggerated for the point of, like, comic relief a little bit, but the stuff that seems like it might be falsified isn't.
00:26:10.000Like, the harder stuff is completely real.
00:26:14.000Like, if you're talking about, like, if you look into, like, hitting my bully with a brick, or almost getting picked up by a pedo, or all, like, that's all completely real.
00:26:22.000Like, uh, being arrested 13 times, the car crashes, the...
00:26:27.000being attacked by a wolf man, all that stuff, like that's all completely real.
00:26:33.000So like that's, and that took me a long time to do it on stage.
00:26:36.000Like even the one that I'm doing recently about my parents coming home
00:26:39.000from my daggeting cancer surgery and I had passed out from masturbating
00:26:45.000Like that was completely, that's completely real, but it took a long time for me to be vulnerable enough
00:26:49.000to actually start talking about those on stage.
00:26:52.000So, like, at first, you know, it's like a lot of dark one-liners, but over time it's grown to where I don't mind being completely honest with an audience, you know?
00:27:01.000I mean, you certainly cut out certain parts, like the...
00:27:04.000The immense pain that you cause your family and friends.
00:27:07.000But it's all pretty accurate or a slightly embellished, for the sake of storytelling, version of the truth.
00:27:22.000The only part in that that's slightly exaggerated is in the beginning of that, I talk about bonging a fifth and falling through a glass table, which is a completely true story, but that is actually separate from how I got to the mental hospital, so I combine two stories there.
00:27:41.000My friend Anthony who's in that story, he's passed now, but my friend Nick, I actually just went to a fair with him and his kid and we were talking about it, you know, like our kids are riding rides and we were still discussing about the days where I used to bong fifths, you know.
00:28:39.000I mean, mainly for the better, but I still, like I said, I struggle with stuff where I like to do stuff in extremes, so I always will have a problem with something, but I'm much better at it now because I can identify it and I'm always honest with myself about it.
00:28:57.000I mean, yeah, it's all based on truth and I do that so, you know, not just so people can relate to me, but it is cool when people do relate and go like, I had this serious problem.
00:29:06.000I've been sober for three years because of something you said.
00:29:09.000That's kind of a crazy thing to hear because you told a joke.
00:29:43.000Hey, thanks for taking the call, guys.
00:29:45.000Hopefully I don't cause a 20-minute debacle this time.
00:29:49.000My question's for Tim, and then I'd like to get the panel's thoughts after.
00:29:54.000Tim, you're known to congratulate, like, Radical left influencers or leftist influencers or politicians when they do like general acts of good.
00:30:06.000But my question is, should we reward those types since they're creating division and promote radical ideology with praise since they're actively pushing for the downfall of basically the Republic?
00:30:38.000Uh, Joey hired a bunch of black guys to smash up a car with Trump logos on it, to trick people into thinking that if you were a Trump supporter, black people would attack you.
00:30:46.000Or, whatever, to create shock content.
00:30:48.000He got exposed, he got attacked for it.
00:30:51.000Everybody shat on him, and told him to go fuck himself.
00:30:53.000Prominent personalities and influencers were like, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you did fake news.
00:31:00.000And then, I thought about it for like two seconds, and was like, holy shit, that's actually a really bad idea.
00:31:04.000Because that means the only thing he can do is more evil.
00:31:07.000If you've got someone like Cenk Uygur of the Young Turks, being attacked relentlessly by the left, for saying things that are true and correct, or like Ana Kasparian, a better example.
00:31:16.000She's like, hey, don't call me a birthing person.
00:31:18.000And the left relentlessly berates and attacks her?
00:31:22.000Do you think she's gonna cry and beg and say, okay, fine, I'll do whatever you say?
00:31:27.000She could, only if she has no other options.
00:31:30.000But what if then a whole bunch of people like, say, us, are like, hey, you know, we may disagree, Anna, but that was really cool of you to say, and we respect you on this one.
00:31:37.000Well now, there's an open door to her right, and a screaming pitchfork mob to her left.
00:31:44.000You have to give people the opportunity to do the right thing.
00:31:48.000If someone comes out, if Anna Kavanaugh said the right thing, and we all just went, fuck you, she'd say, look, she'd think to herself, my only option is to pander to these lefties, because the right hates me no matter what I do.
00:31:59.000Then she tweets out, I'm so sorry for offending you, I'll do anything you say.
00:32:19.000Cause I mean, if you just, if, cause then you're being inauthentic to yourself, if you don't, you know, if you're not being honest with her and how you feel.
00:32:26.000And you want to recognize good in the world, right?
00:32:28.000Like if she's doing a good thing, she deserves credit for that.
00:32:31.000She deserves condemnation for doing something bad.
00:32:34.000We can't just always have negativity being the only thing we respond to, right?
00:33:55.000Basically with what everybody's saying, I agree with that.
00:33:57.000And when I think of humans, I don't really think of them as like, this one is an evil one, this one is a good one, because people are capable of horrible evil and amazing good.
00:34:46.000I think part of it is, like, what do you ultimately want?
00:34:48.000Do you want to say, you know, there's no redemption, right?
00:34:52.000There's no chance for you to ever do anything good because everything you do is bad.
00:34:56.000Like, maybe you do feel that way, but on the other hand, like, if you're trying to tell people, like, there is a path forward, even if in the past you have advocated for bad policies and, like, When you speak truth and when you have these good values and we support what you're doing, I'm going to be open about that, right?
00:35:13.000Are you looking to keep divisions alive or are you looking to see people transition into a better way of living?
00:35:20.000There's always a chance for redemption, at least I believe that.
00:35:22.000And I mean, people are evil and people are good.
00:35:26.000But I mean, if there's a point where you see that, I mean, you talk about overwhelming emotions.
00:35:30.000I mean, sometimes there is something that happens in your life that makes you finally feel something that allows you to change for the better, or at least attempt to.
00:35:37.000And I mean, you do want to reward that.
00:35:39.000There's not always a path to redemption, though.
00:35:59.000It's easy for you to be like, well, if you never do it again, but like the person who they were harmed on such a profound level, like, I don't know.
00:36:06.000It would be very difficult to do that.
00:36:07.000I think it's worse than murder because murder ends a life, but Abusing kids in this way, not only destroys their life, but it actually destroys the fabric of human civilization.
00:36:23.000So it's just like, it's a crime against humanity.
00:36:26.000Murder is murder, murder is wrong, it's a crime against a human.
00:36:30.000This pedophilia and the extent to which these traffickers and everything that's a crime against my is destroying someone's home That's like akin to murder to me.
00:36:37.000Like if you remove someone's house their ability to live that's almost like killing them I don't know the I hope the world starts to see it that way like home defense is a big part of preserving yourself Well, I don't even yeah, I think it's beyond that too and people lose jobs.
00:36:51.000They get absolutely zero forgiveness They lose everything they've ever worked for I mean, there's certain there's a lot of things that goes along with that that I think is pure not or evil But yeah, when you look at something like pedophilia Yes, if that's something that you're wired for and it's something that you do.
00:37:04.000Unfortunately, I don't think there is Redemption for that so I will say yeah as a blanket statement.
00:37:10.000I will agree with you there I do think but I do think that there is a punishment for that and That's death That's just my opinion.
00:37:20.000My main opposition to the death penalty is there's no system perfect enough to protect the innocent when it comes to it.
00:37:26.000My main problem with it is having a government with the ability to decide that bothers me.
00:37:45.000Well, 30 years on death row makes no sense.
00:37:48.000If you're convicted of something warranting the death penalty, while I disagree with that there's a decent percentage of people who are innocent, and decent could be 0.1, but it's scary, but my point is this.
00:37:57.000If the process is such that you have been deemed through due process to have forfeit your life based on the crimes you've committed, why are we waiting 30 years?
00:38:04.000Well, I think it comes from the idea of, like, FISA courts and, like, you're going to kill someone if the government's going to kill them.
00:38:09.000They better be fucking 1,000, like, 100% sure, not 99.8.
00:38:13.000So it should, they should be prioritized.
00:38:15.000Appeals process should be prioritized.
00:39:05.000You go to the Middle East, they found out you're American, they run.
00:39:07.000You're Spanish or German, they laugh, kidnap you, and beat you.
00:39:12.000So, the one promise that people... Yeah, but in America we give them shows on Nickelodeon.
00:39:16.000But the point is, you go to the Middle East, you get kidnapped, you're an American, the only thing they can rely on is a bunch of JSOC guys jumping out of a helicopter and shooting their families and everyone in the room, because they don't care.
00:39:28.000They're just going in there to clear the Americans out.
00:39:34.000But, famously, when I went through the heat training, they explained this, like, yeah, if you're European, typically they'll hold you for a long period of time, and even try and double the ransom because the countries just keep paying it.
00:39:44.000If there is a cartel that says, you know what, they're executing our traffickers, let's kidnap someone's kid and force them to do it.
00:40:00.000If we then say, I don't care why you're trafficking kids, You are facing the due process penalty.
00:40:06.000Again, not offended that it's a penalty, but if that's the case, I don't think there's an excuse of, but they made me do it.
00:40:11.000It's like, well, perhaps to a certain extent I can empathize with that, but imagine if the U.S.
00:40:17.000government didn't allow it, and a gang or cartel, whoever, traffickers, kidnap someone's kid and say, now you will smuggle these people or we'll kill your kid.
00:40:24.000They'll be like, they're gonna kill us anyway.
00:40:41.000Not an easy question, but I don't think, I don't like the idea of saying, well, you know, we, we can't because we don't know if they were duressed into doing it.
00:40:50.000That's a really, really difficult question.
00:40:53.000There's that guy with the bomb on his neck who, uh, what did he do?
00:42:50.000Carrie Lake gave me the most comfortable t-shirt I own, but it says Carrie Lake, so I can't, like, wear it around unless I'm campaigning for her.
00:43:06.000We're just temporarily down because, again, that third-party producer just crapped out on us because we're a small business and we weren't bringing in the numbers of bigger businesses.
00:44:12.000Um, so I think there's another aspect of this, which is, do we have a reasonable expectation to not be observed by the government if we don't want to be?
00:44:51.000I think, like, because it's happening anyway, like the Chinese, the Russians, they're all spying with satellites, that the CIA is like, fuck, we have no choice.
00:45:39.000Therefore, they have a right to track all of that.
00:45:41.000The difference is tracking your internet, you know, tracking all the internet stuff is a picture-perfect view of your life, and the average person thinks when they're online, they have privacy.
00:45:58.000That's the issue, and they're saying, well, you know, we can do whatever we want.
00:46:12.000Yeah, the idea of phone tapping is kind of... I suppose the issue is people assumed because they were in their home by themselves, no one could see what they were doing, and it's never been true.
00:46:22.000Oh, I know it's never been true, but isn't the idea that it should be?
00:46:26.000Well, I mean, I think people have a right to choose to make themselves anonymous or private on the internet.
00:46:33.000I don't think it should all by default, like, that would be like saying, should everybody who walks out of their house put on a cloak to conceal their identity?
00:46:44.000The government shouldn't be allowed to spy on you and follow you around.
00:46:47.000Like, if you were leaving your house and going to Starbucks every day and the cops were following you and spying on you, at a certain point, I think it violates the Fourth Amendment to follow you in public.
00:46:56.000Yeah, I think if you go to the Starbucks and rob it, it's different than if you go to the Starbucks and talk to your friend and they hear that conversation.
00:47:02.000What I'm saying is the government's argument is that once you're in public, it's not a Fourth Amendment violation because anyone can see it.
00:47:07.000But that only makes sense if it's a reasonable observation.
00:47:29.000So the cop shouldn't be able to do it either.
00:47:31.000And that pertains to the internet as well.
00:47:34.000Until we have, though, I think, a global governance of some sort, we won't be able to use law as our backstop for, hey, get out of my bedroom, because they're just going to do it.
00:47:44.000Other countries' governments, they don't have amendments constitutionally and stuff like that, so they'll just take what they can.
00:47:51.000That's a weird time to be alive, having to rectify.
00:47:54.000Who would exactly do the job of your government to say, hey, our people have rights and you can't violate them?
00:47:59.000But under- Like, you can't be a foreign government saying that you're doing stuff on our soil.
00:48:02.000Like, that's a whole argument with, like, TikTok, right?
00:48:04.000Like, we don't consent to our data being given to the Chinese Communist Party, and TikTok, because of the way it's structured and where it's based, has to turn over user data.
00:48:23.000I mean, right now, it's like, you can't operate here.
00:48:25.000So, at threat of their business, but I'm down with satellite.
00:48:28.000If someone is spying on people without their consent using a device, yes, remove the device.
00:48:35.000But, well, I, if you can, but like the whole spying apparatus is like dudes in closets with headphones on, watching and listening to the internet.
00:48:43.000No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So unless you're gonna kill everybody doing it, but I don't think that'd even stop it from happening.
00:48:56.000So it's like if someone installs a device onto a deep-sea cable to steal data, we should disable that device.
00:49:09.000I think there's a subtle distinction that's missing here, which is it's not that the government is investigating.
00:49:16.000It's they're just scooping it up just because.
00:49:19.000For example, in the Stasi in East Germany, they had maybe one in four, maybe one in three people informing the government, which means somebody inside your house is doing it, which means you have no reasonable expectation of any kind of privacy at all.
00:49:35.000And as Americans, I feel like we should.
00:49:38.000These devices shouldn't be listening to us inside our house or somewhere that we don't want them to.
00:49:45.000You know what I think is going to happen?
00:49:49.000All that data that NSA has been collecting for a couple decades, all they have to do is go to ChatGPT, take one cable to another cable and say, learn.
00:50:00.000And ChatGPT will know quite literally everything about everyone in every possible way.
00:52:27.000Okay, so my question is for the Penismaster.
00:52:30.000I'd like to know, I've been going to comedy clubs for a long, long time, and really, I'd say over the last five, six years, I've noticed a steady decline on really all levels, both from talent, not you, of course, you're always great.
00:53:44.000I think a large part of that, too, is self-inflicted, though.
00:53:47.000I think a lot of comics have to realize there needs to be a long time.
00:53:51.000There's sort of this instant idea of success where you're putting up the sets where you are bombing, and I think that's a huge problem.
00:53:58.000I think we have to go back to actually enjoying the journey and not the destination, because the benefit of being a comedian is it's all a journey.
00:54:24.000You know, there could be somebody coming up right now.
00:54:27.000I think that is a part of it, too, is people are afraid to bomb.
00:54:31.000They are afraid to be honest on stage.
00:54:33.000And the ones that you see that are really honest on stage and really good on stage aren't necessarily the ones that get the most notoriety.
00:54:41.000So, you know, and when you look at Netflix, a lot of these places, it's why I like I don't know why I'm blanking on his name all of a sudden, and I've even done radio with him, but he's really well known now.
00:55:02.000Yeah, he used to go on our radio when we were in New York, and he's a guy who, you know, kind of, you know, he sold his special and ended up buying it back because what he's doing is true to him, and the reason why he stands out is because it's authentic.
00:55:15.000And I think when you see these comics that are putting out something that's truly authentic, you start seeing people migrating towards them.
00:55:22.000And I think that's what people have to do, is kind of learn how to become that.
00:55:52.000But you can bomb there if you're new, you know?
00:55:57.000And it's going to hurt a lot more because the room's hot.
00:55:59.000So if you're eating it, you're really eating it.
00:56:02.000But I think the idea is people have to look at... They also have to look back.
00:56:07.000And I think a lot of people don't look at comedy and the growth of comedy over the years either.
00:56:11.000And that's something they have to look at is why is it what it is now?
00:56:15.000And I just think it's about going up, learning to be unafraid, being interested in the process, and being vulnerable enough to be their own voice on stage.
00:57:08.000Hey, did Schultz... That was a good one.
00:57:09.000I think that was our last caller for the night, but I want to ask you, Dave.
00:57:12.000Andrew Schultz, did he just, like, was he working, like, workhorse in the background, all of a sudden, then he went on Rogan's show once, and then he became, like, world famous?
00:57:30.000I think what he's done for comedy is really good.
00:57:31.000I'd never- Yeah, Andrew would come on, like, Bill Shultz show in the morning was where I met him, and at the time he wasn't really uber famous, but you could tell he had a voice.
00:57:43.000So I think he was kind of trying to go the route where they wouldn't let him.
00:57:47.000Like, okay, you're waiting for the gatekeeper.
00:57:50.000Where it's like, oh, I'm gonna let you on Conan.
00:57:52.000I'm gonna let you on these shows I'm gonna let you you know, and the second that he stopped waiting and created his own thing is when he exploded So I think it was a mix of Rogan doing his own special and releasing it himself Putting out his own pod.
00:58:05.000That's when he blew up was you yeah on his own route.
00:58:08.000You have to make something it's it's you know, everybody seems to think that When I was growing up, it's like, oh, I want to be in a band.
00:58:51.000But there is a part of extreme hard work that you have.
00:58:54.000You put extreme hard work into it, you drew attention, you drew attention enough to be on that show, and then you kept working, you kept putting out content, and you put out interesting content.
00:59:03.000I mean, that's not something that most people are willing It is easy.
01:00:05.000You want it to be instant but if it doesn't come in the first six weeks you still have to continue forward.
01:00:10.000You have to love what you're doing and then people will find you.
01:00:13.000I slugged that at like an artist like a moron for a long time and it wasn't that I wasn't making money but I completely ignored the video element.
01:00:20.000I had students at Columbia 12 years ago put together an entire video package of how to succeed in YouTube and I was like But who watches that?
01:00:29.000So I just kept going around, and then, you know, eventually it's like, oh, I'm on Last Comic Standing.
01:00:34.000Then I get Letterman, but then the guy who books me on it gets fired.
01:00:38.000So it's like, I would have all these big breaks, and they would all somehow end up, like, heartbreaking.
01:00:43.000And then all of a sudden I was like, oh, I'll just go on this show, and I ended up on Ari Lange and Anthony Cumia.
01:00:48.000Then I end up on Crowder, and then all of a sudden people hate me for it, for the right-wing aspect of it, and you start doing other stuff, and, you know.
01:00:54.000And over it, I was like, I just don't care, so I just started posting my own stuff, and just being honest, and you know, that's how I ended up on, like, they're calling me the penis master, because that's how Ari Shaffir saw me and booked me on This Is Not Happening, and like, eventually, when you're just honest to yourself, and you stop caring really what everybody think, and you're just true to yourself, and putting out those videos, all of a sudden people see you, and you start making at least a difference to yourself, instead of waiting for somebody to go, Hey, we accept what you do now.
01:01:23.000You kind of just have to accept yourself and put it out there.
01:01:55.000And just to say it again, you guys as members are the only reason I'm able to actually go get my health taken care of.
01:02:00.000Because before we had the members thing going on, if I didn't work, money just stopped, and that was bad news for, you know, for everybody, for the employees, for me.
01:02:08.000But now because you guys are members, we have a consistent, you know, flow of income we can track.
01:02:13.000So I really do appreciate you guys being members.