Hunter Biden has been in the news lately, and it's not because of his political career. It's because he's a serial sex trafficker. And we're here to break it all down. Today's After Show is hosted by John Rocha ( ) and Matt Knost ( ), and features special guest Dave Landau ( ).
00:01:23.000But excited about the political implications of them.
00:01:25.000What I'm really concerned about is what we're going to get in terms of inner family Trauma, the name that Hunter Biden allegedly uses for his own father, referring to him as a child abuser.
00:01:37.000And whether or not we're going to be able to verify this information is true and correct.
00:01:40.000Now, the interesting thing is a report from the Washington Examiner is lending some credibility to the leak, saying that some of this information is corroborated in a previous a data breach from Hunter's iPhone. So it could just be
00:01:53.000that someone new has gotten access to the iPhone backup. But what they're saying is the actual iCloud,
00:01:59.000which is current information from Hunter Biden. Apparently, the Secret Service is aware of
00:02:03.000this. Things are getting absolutely crazy. We got to talk about it because we also got to make
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00:07:59.000Okay, so one of the videos, it shows, to start, Hunter Biden's face from the front-facing camera, and then all of a sudden it flips to his feet, like he pressed record with the front-facing camera and then pressed the button, and then it shows crack on a scale.
00:08:16.000Someone could easily take a video of him doing a selfie thing and then make a fake, but I kind of believe it because Hunter Biden is a crackhead.
00:09:40.000The examiner actually says, Many of the materials posted by 4chan users match the contents the Washington Examiner previously found on a password-protected iPhone XS backup located on a copy of Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop.
00:09:53.000Konstantinos Gus Dimitroulos, I'm not going to read everything they say, but he's a cybersecurity expert, basically says, definitively, this is real, this iPhone backup.
00:10:02.000He said, I conclude the same results of my analysis of the MacBook, that it's real, blah, blah, blah.
00:10:12.000I say take it with a grain of salt because I wouldn't be surprised if somebody makes some fake screenshot of text messages, gets everybody to go nuts, then the media will come out and be like, proven false definitively, and then try and use it to discredit everyone.
00:10:25.000And I just want to say too that I think when we're laughing at Hunter Biden, addiction sucks and is horrible.
00:10:34.000And I've dealt with addiction And I've dealt with it in my family, and it's really sad and depressing, but I think that when we see elites like this getting away with things that your average person would be completely shut down for, arrested for, that's where it gets frustrating.
00:11:37.000I saw a video of Joe Biden, and it looked like he was in front of Congress, like, I made the law that if you get caught with this much, you're going to jail for five years and a judge can't even say no.
00:11:46.000His sister was juxtapositioned with Hunter doing all of it.
00:11:51.000I just want to say to all the younger people who may be listening, this show is not for kids, but maybe your parents.
00:13:07.000The difference is, the iPhone backup was apparently on the laptop.
00:13:11.000So, you know, when you plug your iPhone in, it's like, back it up, it's on your computer, and then someone finds it, and they gotta get the code for it.
00:14:43.000But that that the media has been a lot of the media has been like silent on this and hasn't even like partially maybe Hunter Biden has a problem is what I'm laughing about.
00:15:38.000What I'm making fun of is the fact the president's son is protected by the media, propped up, unwell, his father is funding a lot of the stuff, but more importantly, that Okay, so some of the allegations here.
00:15:51.000We've seen reports, okay, so this is confirmed from the laptop, that Hunter shares a phone number with his dad.
00:16:12.000But we do know from the laptop, so the photo of Hunter getting it on to his dad might not be real, the text, but we do know there's a text from him to his dad of Pornhub.
00:16:23.000That was from the laptop and that was reported by a couple different outlets.
00:16:26.000So why would you send your dad that information?
00:18:01.000So allegedly, I don't know, but I looked at some of the claims and accusations.
00:18:07.000A lot of outlets are picking up the accusations and they're all saying like, this could be fake.
00:18:11.000But apparently the password was, I don't want to say it because it's not my business, but it was like the password was a woman and her age.
00:18:33.000It's possible that this is a setup, because it makes him look very deviant, and it makes Joe look like he said Pito, Peter, whatever the name he had for his dad.
00:18:42.000And he's got his password as a young girl.
00:20:02.000So the reason why Hunter's so screwed up, why does Hunter call his dad, allegedly call his dad, pedo?
00:20:08.000If he really does this, and that is true, That combined with everything else we know, I think Joe sniffed his son a little too much.
00:20:16.000I've heard that Ashley Biden's diary, now this is like a thing, I don't know if it's real or fake or what, but I've been reading stuff about it that she also implicates her dad in this diary.
00:23:04.000Greg Price posted that quote, and it got a lot of traction.
00:23:07.000And I noticed at the top, one of the first comments you see is one of the White House aides saying, that's not what he actually said, and giving her version of it, which is the version that ended up being in the transcript.
00:23:16.000The people that are still so blindly tied to Biden are infuriating.
00:23:21.000Like when I posted that stuff of me and Tulsi, I had a friend reach out to me just unloading, Tulsi's the reason that Roe v. Wade got over.
00:23:30.000It's like, it's like, it's like the people who still blame Susan Sarandon if it wasn't for Susan Sarandon.
00:23:35.000And it's like, guys, if an actress, if an old lady actress can derail your political party, your political party sucks.
00:24:27.000But that's like the traditional Democrat position.
00:24:30.000With the weird movements the Democratic Party's made to try and pander to whatever it is they're trying to pander to, she stayed where she was.
00:24:38.000She said, Kamala's awful, what are you doing?
00:24:40.000And the machine got angry with her because they were trying to move in some weird direction.
00:24:45.000Which by the way, the reason she was calling out Kamala was actually from the left about some of the horrible stuff Kamala did in California to poor communities.
00:24:54.000Not a not a great one like like actually keeping people in prison longer so she can use them for cheap firefighter labor Yeah, but it was for dime bags.
00:26:46.000A suspicious activity report filed by JPMorgan Chase flagged transactions involving Moriva after she received tens of thousands of dollars from Hunter's company.
00:26:56.000So it was actually Chase Bank that was like, something is weird with this and flagged it.
00:27:04.000I don't think anybody who knows anything about the Bidens is surprised by any of this, and I don't think anybody believes there will be any accountability or justice.
00:28:15.000Well, yeah, the girlfriend experience is basically, it is broken down to the fact, like, it's not the girlfriend experience of, like, two years in where you're fighting.
00:30:00.000And I'm like, he flew on Air Force Two with his dad to do a private equity deal with China and secured the deal.
00:30:06.000And now Joe Biden is reportedly sold nearly a million barrels of our crude to Sinopec, a Chinese owned gas company that Hunter Biden has, a private equity firm he founded, co-founded, has purchased 1.7 billion in Sinopec marketing.
00:30:23.000So it's like, yeah, If Hunter was just in, like, a Journey cover band in Des Moines, it would be fine, but he is involved in this stuff.
00:30:29.000And this has been since right after he left office as the vice president.
00:30:33.000I mean, this has all been happening since then.
00:30:35.000It's actually interesting, because his lifestyle is more in line with a Journey cover band.
00:30:56.000In 1972 he was in a car accident with his brother, he was like two at the time, and his mom was in the car and his sister, who both died, his mom and sister.
00:31:03.000He's saying in this interview with People Magazine that the family never really talked about it.
00:31:07.000So I can imagine that being a source of maddening trauma if your dad never mentions.
00:31:13.000I think it may have something to do with... I don't know if it's true or if it's just anecdotal, but my experience growing up is that the kids in the suburbs who wanted for nothing did tons of drugs.
00:32:39.000There was like a ton of story that I saw story was like an 18 year old kid thought he was gonna party and he took in some fentanyl not realizing that's what that died.
00:32:49.000It was a big story and like comedy community.
00:32:51.000I was like three of them in the house.
00:32:53.000Yeah, I've lost eight friends in two years to fentanyl.
00:32:57.000What's your take, being in recovery, on the strips to test?
00:33:02.000Because it's one of those things where it's like, we shouldn't have to, we obviously don't want to encourage people to do drugs, but like... I think it's a good idea.
00:33:09.000I remember the first time I saw it, I was on a New York subway and I was like, oh that's nice, you know, test your drugs for drugs.
00:33:16.000But yeah, I think it's better than nothing because now it's put in there, well it's put in there from China, given to Mexican cartels, put into your stuff to make it more potent.
00:33:25.000And people say, well, why would you want to kill your clientele?
00:33:27.000It's like, there's no shortage of addiction.
00:34:33.000But like, doctor prescribed, better functioning, no bad side effects, no bodily destruction or whatever.
00:34:40.000Not what's used to peacefully put down elephants.
00:34:45.000Even with psychedelics, they're doing it medically now.
00:34:48.000You're with a therapist and there are MDMA treatments, ketamine treatments, even with psilocybin.
00:34:55.000Helping for PTSD for depression, but it is not all I'm doing mushrooms and going to Hooters with the boys on Friday It is literally you are sitting with a therapist.
00:37:35.000That's why I'm like, you know, I would, I wouldn't be surprised if the PSYOP is leaking these images of Hunter to stop us from talking about Sinopec.
00:37:43.000Or the emails, let's just say the business dealings from Hunter, Joe, and Hunter's business partners.
00:38:36.000Because Joe said he didn't even talk to Hunter about any of his business dealings.
00:38:40.000I mean, except for that one time they're in a photo together with all of his business partners.
00:38:43.000And that other time that he left a voicemail for his son about his Chinese business dealings.
00:38:47.000Yeah, Tim, God works in mysterious ways.
00:38:49.000Well, yeah, I mean, it's also Enron got a new VP the last week and he was like, wow, and I thought I'd be stuck in the mailroom all these years.
00:39:38.000How many tens of thousands of people to die with their babies, like to die to the Taliban, getting their heads blown off, like in plain sight of people that are right behind the wall, like watching it happen because he took all the, he evacuated and routed the troop.
00:40:44.000Like, Afghanistan, for one, there's so many other disasters going on right now, and all we're doing is talking about Hunter Biden being a crackhead.
00:40:51.000Which, yeah, and again, like, in all seriousness, like, addiction is horrible.
00:40:55.000Could you could you imagine that they're like, these like psyops people walk into the situation room with with Joe, and it's like, this is really bad for you, Mr. President, this Afghanistan stuff, what can we do?
00:41:06.000And they're like, we have one proposal, sir, we need to get Hunter more crack.
00:41:13.000What if Hunter's just this, like, great dude, desperately trying to get sober, and he's just like, no, I'm working on myself, I found Buddhism, I'm meditating, and they're just slipping him work.
00:41:21.000No, they're like, your country needs you, son.
00:41:23.000of a sudden, okay, then all of a sudden a hunter comes out from under the desk and
00:41:41.000He's just a family member of the president.
00:41:43.000But Joe has been working with him so intricately.
00:41:46.000And the guy's, you know, naked with prostitutes.
00:41:49.000Do we have to worry about, you know, I know a lot of people like to say, oh, I don't care to talk about the Trump family and they're not in office right now.
00:41:56.000But it's assumed within the fall, Trump is going to announce he's running.
00:42:00.000Maybe he just unveiled the newly renovated, modernized 757.
00:43:45.000But like, it used to be great when kids would work with dad, but not to the extent where they're like in a factory sewing industrial level or anything like that.
00:43:58.000Yeah, but, you know, being an assistant, an apprentice, doing like, you know, my family had a cafe, so taking out the trash and ringing people up and stuff, that's the kind of job kids need.
00:44:07.000Hey, it looks like Teespring may actually not use slave labor, but they ship from the EU if you're ordering internationally, and then from Kentucky if you're ordering domestically.
00:44:15.000Shout out to Teespring if that's how you feel, man.
00:44:17.000Well, I got a problem with those filthy Europeans, so I actually am going to go back to the Chinese slave labor.
00:44:21.000It's actually young European pickpockets.
00:44:31.000Yeah, he was acting drunk, Barcelona, and he was like putting his arm around me and I was pushing him off and he was like, oh, come on, come on, and then he grabbed my phone, it was on a clip on my bag because I was working, he grabbed it and pulled and then I swatted him away and he didn't get it and then he went, ooh.
00:44:45.000Pointed at me and then sobered up like that and just walked off.
00:45:55.000I want to go back and mention, you know, when we talk about like the Trump family, you know, I mentioned it because they're probably gonna be running, but you look at how they go after like Barron.
00:46:03.000Remember when they attacked him for his name and things like that?
00:46:16.000I was always like, yeah, that's what a horrible mental... That would have been really funny if you were trying to defend him and you're like, when they went after him for being special needs, he's not special needs.
00:46:24.000Oh, well, I thought he was special needs.
00:46:37.000The email that he sent about WikiLeaks came well after WikiLeaks had already published a bunch of stuff, and they were trying to make it seem like they were colluding with Russia.
00:46:45.000I mean, I'll do my patented Timcast old liberal confession where I never read stories on the Trump kids, but just from the headlines I would see or the way people would talk about them, I totally just assumed they were just these like privileged drug addicts.
00:46:58.000I kind of assumed they were the same as like similar to like Hunter Biden types.
00:48:43.000So, Disclose That TV tweeted, New, New York City Emergency Management shared a video today outlining the important steps for New Yorkers to follow if a nuclear attack occurs.
00:52:28.000In Jamaica, but... Is that still New York City?
00:52:30.000Flushing's where I used to get dim sum.
00:52:32.000Okay, so you are in the thermal radiation radius and will suffer third-degree burns.
00:52:38.000I suppose you would want to be inside, but I'd imagine I don't know where you're in New York and you'll see an ICBM coming and be like, oh, I better go inside.
00:53:36.000Most buildings collapse, but they're telling people to get in their buildings.
00:53:40.000It would be so funny if just Trump Tower survived.
00:53:45.000It would have been funny if in this video she says, if you're in the areas of the Bronx, Flushing, Jamaica, Coney Island, get into your building.
00:55:47.000I have no idea, but I am wondering if they're just sitting there, you know, and the dude's, like, spinning his pen, he's like, we got 30k in the budget and we gotta use it this month.
00:56:15.000Unfortunately, yeah, cuz there's a lot of questions 77 like she says we don't know why yeah, it doesn't matter Also, but yeah, like I want to point out Jamie mentioned this a video.
00:56:26.000She's in like a ritzy loft I mean look at that Look at that couch!
00:58:01.000And also we have MIRV weaponry, where like a nuclear weapon explodes in the atmosphere and then creates like 70 new nuclear bombs that all fall.
00:58:09.000It just seems like there's so many warheads in one ICBM.
00:58:16.000So these singular blast zones are like just quelling fear.
00:58:20.000You know, we'd have like 12 blast zones.
00:58:22.000When I pull up the Titan II and put it over New York and we're like, look at that, what you don't realize is that we've developed something called the Multiple Independently Targeting Reentry Vehicle, a MIRV.
00:58:32.000It goes up into the stratosphere and then breaks and drops 8 to 12 warheads, which could just pepper the whole eastern seaboard.
00:58:39.000That's actually what Hunter Biden calls his, I'm sorry.
00:58:49.000I mean there's part of me I'm not even being conspiratorial like they're trying to cover it up but it's at the best wasteful where we have so many real problems in this country with the economy with mental health with drug addiction with all the stuff we were talking about right now that it's like do we need to spend money on a PSA for like also maybe we're gonna get nuked when we're probably not gonna get nuked.
00:59:13.000I wonder if they're watching the woke-ification of the military and they're like, oh, we need to let people know that this might actually happen.
00:59:21.000Putin may have cancer, which could lead to like mental degradation and desperation.
00:59:25.000Where he's just like, I'm going out on a bang.
01:02:54.000I saw this tweet where this dude was like, your children will be going to school with immigrants and weirdo conservatives because liberals are all removing themselves from the gene pool.
01:03:04.000I'll just break it down very simply for all y'all.
01:03:07.000More likely to have an abortion, substantially.
01:03:09.000Substantially less likely to have kids.
01:03:11.000Substantially more likely to get hysterectomies, vasectomies, whatever it's called, the tubes tied.
01:03:19.000Ma'am, we're really the party of fun over there.
01:03:22.000More likely to sterilize their own children.
01:04:49.000But I just don't think that the way they're going about it right now makes any sense at all.
01:04:54.000Well, and when you, you know, I talk about tribalism and online fighting, how so much of it is fake.
01:05:00.000And when you actually talk to people who disagree with you in real life, you can figure out that a lot of you actually do want the same thing, you know, because you go on Twitter and it's like, well, one party wants to kill women and one party wants to kill babies.
01:05:11.000And I think there are still a lot of people out there who they're not pro-choice because they're pro-abortion, but they're pro-choice in like really terrible circumstances.
01:05:21.000Um, and I think when the left started going, started changing it.
01:05:25.000I think Libby Edmonds tweeted this where she, she's, she had a tweet where it's like when the left stopped saying safe, rare and legal and started almost bragging and boasting about abortions and pushing the term.
01:06:42.000I mean, that was the conversation I had with Seamus the first time I came on the show.
01:06:46.000That's why I was asking you and Seamus, Lydia, where I was like, hey, can you tell me?
01:06:49.000Because I literally just heard, if you say you're pro-life at all, you just hate women and you want women to give birth to rape babies and that's your life.
01:08:38.000So you look at me, you look at Ben Shapiro, you look at Elon Musk, you look at Michael Malice, you look at... Even Jack Posobiec has got more left than leftists.
01:09:07.000They literally have no idea what they're talking about.
01:09:10.000Well, and by the way, that is kind of actually proof to what I was saying where, you know, I was talking to Dave about this beforehand and, you know, I've gotten a couple, I mean, your fans have been awesome.
01:09:23.000But I've had a couple of my old school fans be like, I'm leaving or I'm not going to support the Patreon just because I'm on the show.
01:09:29.000They haven't listened to me on the show.
01:09:30.000They haven't listened to what I said, but because I'm on the show, I'm giving credit to Tim, which therefore is somehow I'm like a Trump supporter.
01:09:43.000Where it's the second you, you know, talk to someone on the right, you're automatically a grifter, you're automatically supporting everything they've ever said and what I'm really enjoying about talking to more conservatives or people in the middle or libertarians or liberals who are disenfranchised with the left is i'm just educating myself i feel like for the first time ever because like you saw my chart where i wasn't being sarcastic when i was like i could tell me pro-life stuff because i don't know like i just learned about guns this year only because i moved to texas
01:10:20.000These are the talking points you just shout, whether it's you're a racist, whether it's you want kids to die if you're pro-gun, you want women to die if you're pro-life, blah blah blah.
01:10:27.000And then you just do those, and you just try to shout as loud as you can, and then you get retweets, and then you go to bed sad and depressed, and that's it.
01:10:35.000Yeah, I just want to say real quick before we move on, I think the case can be made that encouraging diversity of viewpoints like the right wing does much more than the left does.
01:10:43.000And the right has to defend their views much more than the left does.
01:10:45.000It's much more of an echo chamber on Twitter for the left wing.
01:10:48.000But I think that encouraging that diversity of thought is going to mean the literal difference between life or death as far as demographics go.
01:10:55.000We're going to keep right wingers alive.
01:10:56.000What I think this proves is that if you are a balanced individual, you are right-wing, and if you are in a cult, you are left-wing.
01:11:31.000So if you are someone who gets your news from a mixed batch, and you formed your opinions off of real information, you are considered right-wing.
01:11:48.000Well, I assure you, too, like we looked at Crowder's, it's probably because when we look at our show all day, we all watch CNN.
01:11:54.000We all watch every bit of left-wing media because we have to look at our side against that.
01:11:59.000So that's the only thing we consume all day is to see what their side is.
01:12:02.000We don't watch any other news source than that.
01:12:05.000So I'm sure by the time he jumps on Twitter, it's like, all right, well, what's this, this and this, you know, to kind of see where those certain talking points are for me.
01:12:13.000Like when I got into you is because somebody who had a viewpoint I had where I always felt that I was, I was left, I was always raised in that kind of group, friends, whatever, I just thought the world was a certain way.
01:12:26.000I don't even know if I'd say right or whatever this is now.
01:12:29.000I just know that it's completely gone to a place where I have been pushed over to this side, in the business that I'm in, being a comedian, wanting what I want.
01:12:37.000Like we were talking about punk music, like Johnny Rotten said, he never thought he'd live to see the day.
01:12:42.000That, you know, the rights were the ones giving the middle finger to the establishment.
01:12:51.000Because it's gone so far the other way that anything that you say is just completely unforgivable and 95% of the internet outrage is for currency, not because they actually feel anything.
01:13:50.000And I was there for years, and I was already then, and I used to sub Mike Malice's show all the time, because he would go on the road to different shows and everything, and I just liked doing his show, because I just turned it into just kind of like a weekend update.
01:14:03.000You know, dick jokes that Mike would appreciate, and then make it as dark as humanly possible.
01:14:07.000And I always like doing that but because I joined that network all of a sudden I had people angry at me because of something that Anthony didn't actually say but was said that was said.
01:14:24.000I grew up on all of the, you know, yeah, I was opening for Patrice who I went to find out about if it wasn't opening Anthony and all those guys.
01:14:30.000Yeah, and Anthony is one of my heroes.
01:14:32.000So now I'm sitting next to one of my heroes and you see this bitterness come out where all of a sudden it's like, well that guy's racist, that guy's this, that guy's that, I can't believe Mike Malice is alt-right.
01:14:41.000It's like, no, you're just, you don't understand anything and you just want to be enraged either by the fact that I'm doing something that you want to do or because somebody else has told you something that you want to believe.
01:15:04.000And as a result of that, yeah, I've caught a lot of crap for it, but at the same time, I've gotten a lot of great fans from it and met a lot of good people.
01:15:20.000And then we brought him inside, and he was like, I will always be your rival and enemy, and then I hand him a check, and he looked at the number and said, I'm pro-life one.
01:15:42.000He's like, oh that's a bummer, they're taking a private plane.
01:15:44.000I'm like, you know what, I gotta bring everyone together.
01:15:47.000I was throwing a milkshake at a gay Asian reporter, right?
01:15:51.000Did you get, um, did comedy clubs ever try to stop you or because you had a following from this new audience, they didn't care and it was just more people on Twitter?
01:16:27.000And I was like, why do I say anything?
01:16:29.000It's just because it's all a business and when you break it into the actual reality of a situation What I'm really interested in doing is we've got we've got Tim cast skateboards that we just we just designed we've got Step on snuck and find out it's like just like the t-shirt.
01:16:42.000Yeah, and then we have some some stock just like it says like Tim cast It's like I've sent them to skate shops because I mentioned this before if you have a skate shop and you want some free boards We're gonna send you free boards and you can sell them for whatever you want skate shops mind you And, uh, I want to put on contests.
01:16:57.000And so I've had a conversation with some people about contests, and like, oh man, you know, people might be worried about, like, the politics, and I'll be like, we'll do a massive cash prize.
01:17:05.000Like, we, we, we obviously can't rival some of the biggest cash prizes, but we'll get a couple grand up there, so it's like, it'll, it will, it will be a contest.
01:17:13.000People are like, oh, you know, like, it's a couple grand for a day's work, you know, or more.
01:17:18.000And I was told, yeah, but some people might just be like, it's not worth it because you're going to make maybe $40,000 in contests this year and you do that one for $5,000, like $10,000 first place.
01:17:30.000Now all these people who might pretend to have political convictions might be like, Oh, and by the way, can I tell you... Order up my yearly income in one day.
01:17:42.000We're gonna have a regular old skate contest, but we're gonna do a good cash prize, big event, bring out the families, get everybody invited, and we'll see who really is gonna put their money where their mouth is.
01:17:50.000Well, and also the frustrating thing for...
01:17:54.000What I try to tell people, the ones who are bailing on me for being on this show, is I've already had, I've been on this show, what, this is my fourth time in a couple weeks, I've already had fans come to my show who discovered me on here, who didn't know about me or discovered me on here.
01:18:12.000What the left doesn't understand is now I have a room full of liberals and conservatives and some stuff I say makes fun of liberals and some stuff I say makes fun of conservatives and a lot of stuff I say makes fun of me and we're all laughing together.
01:18:26.000You should want conservatives to hear my view.
01:18:29.000You should want Liberals, to hear my view, when we do just stay in this echo chamber just to feel good about ourselves, you're actually not convincing anyone.
01:18:37.000That's why there's so much infighting on the left, because they have no one else to argue with, because they don't even talk to conservatives or moderates.
01:18:45.000So then they just, like, eat their own.
01:20:20.000So they're watching these doofy little cartoons where the joke is that someone spilled milk and then cried and it's like He's crying over spilled milk!
01:20:36.000Well, I finally started reading Coddling of the American Mind.
01:20:40.000And, you know, some of these college protests, when they were protesting Milo or protesting Ben Shapiro, they were literally saying, we have to use violence because their words are violence against me.
01:20:52.000And it's like, they're not violence, though.
01:22:24.000Tim, I'm glad you brought up Carlin too because it's been so interesting on Twitter in different different times in the last couple years seeing the right
01:22:32.000use Carlin to hold up their point or then seeing the left use Carlin to hold up
01:22:36.000their point and it's like that's how you know he was good that's how you know he
01:22:40.000was good he he was just speaking his honest thoughts and if the right can
01:22:44.000grab onto it because there's something he said about free speech cool if
01:22:48.000the left can grab onto it because it's something he said about environmentalism
01:22:50.000or abortion cool he wasn't trying to pander to either side he was just
01:22:54.000looking being him look They just put up that thing on Netflix where he gave a speech at his alma mater.
01:23:04.000But it's a little bit of what he says.
01:23:05.000He's like, you just gotta be the kind of person who's strong and knows yourself.
01:23:10.000You can't let these people get mad at you or whatever.
01:23:12.000And for a long time he did, like he lived leaving the thing that he loved and had to deal with that and then come back and then deal with it 10 times more than he had to deal with it before.
01:23:22.000Before it was because people almost loved him too much and he couldn't stand going to the grocery store, being hounded, being attacked, and now it's the opposite.
01:23:31.000Is that if you would do something you love and then people try to cancel you and say, oh this is a bad thing, like comedy is the perfect example.
01:23:40.000I don't understand how someone could stop.
01:24:28.000I mean, that's, I mean, I realize that's bleak.
01:24:30.000No, but I mean, you might as well do what you love.
01:24:32.000It's funny you're saying that, but then like, you know, in 10 years they discover immortality and then like, well, they're going to be defaking.
01:24:39.000They'll be defaking your face with making you say things that you never said is a form of, well, I don't know, comedy?
01:25:35.000Imagine they take your Facebook profile along with your comedy and then create a you facsimile and then have it write comedy.
01:25:42.000It's gonna I was thinking it was a Duncan Trussell on Rogan.
01:25:45.000They were talking about a I might have been Duncan talking about this AI image generator now where you can be like show me Joe Rogan flying on a Pegasus in the style of Da Vinci.
01:25:55.000After you're saying that I can confirm it was Duncan.
01:26:28.000Everyone memed it, because you'd go in and someone wrote, like, uh, Brian Stalter as a potato, and then it creates these weird images that are kind of... Him?
01:27:07.000We could already do, there's already websites that can make AI songs for you.
01:27:11.000You go in, and you say, I want a song in this theme, in this tempo, with these kind of instruments, and then it will generate and give you like 10 different versions.
01:27:51.000Guys, I don't want to blow up Tim for you to realize that he's actually a really great guy, but every time I meet him in the driveway, he gets so excited to give me fresh raspberries, and it's the most wholesome thing I've ever seen.
01:29:22.000I would kind of joke around like, ooh, I kind of like being a liberal, but in a conservative state where I get freedom.
01:29:29.000And now, you know, I'm more, I will call myself a bleeding heart centrist.
01:29:33.000But I, if I didn't live in Arizona and Texas, it was the first year I was ever single.
01:29:38.000I've dealt with depression really bad my whole life.
01:29:41.000I had a blast because I could actually go outside and people weren't looking at me weird if I wasn't wearing a mask outside and when I got to Texas I could do jujitsu again and everybody was fine and we were still trying to take care of each other and if someone got but it was fine we were doing jujitsu every day when New York and LA were still horribly locked down like I don't think depression wise if I was still in LA like there's part of me that I don't think if I would have Made it.
01:30:04.000Like, being in nature, being in a more free state, it was the first time that I was like, oh, okay, yeah, maybe the east coast liberal, left coast liberal thing.
01:30:13.000Wait, there's not a lot of OnlyFans accounts with the background as bunnies and rats.
01:31:47.000I grew up in, I was born in Detroit, but we grew up in a suburb called Grosse Pointe Woods on the border of Harper Woods, which is like 8 mile and 94 in Detroit.
01:31:55.000So I grew up in like the lower middle class, middle class part of like a wealthy city.
01:32:02.000And then like the poorest east side, at the time, the worst city in America, which is the east side of Detroit.
01:32:08.000So it was like we were, we were like right on the line.
01:32:10.000So it was a really interesting place to grow up because I knew kids that had everything and I knew kids that had nothing and it was a really, really kind of a cool, yeah, really a cool.
01:32:26.000Yeah, there's almost a, there's really a line called Mack Avenue and at the time in Detroit that was like, Time Magazine even did an article on it for the The difference in income was so insane because you're talking about like a million dollars a year and then like nothing.
01:34:53.000No, I mean they were just sit there eating they stare at you when we were letting off fireworks on the fourth the deer just watching Yeah, and I was like they weren't scared at all.
01:36:01.000I was just walking to Jiu Jitsu in Pasadena and looking up and seeing mountains and realizing that I literally had not noticed mountains on my walk to Jiu Jitsu because I'm just always looking at my phone.
01:36:10.000And you will feel like you are on drugs, which if you're a kid listening, drugs are bad.
01:36:13.000The other thing I want to say, though, is back to what we were talking about with the comedy clubs, is when you also get off your phone and get off Twitter, you realize that we are not as horrible as Twitter would make you feel.
01:36:24.000And there are good people out there on both sides.
01:36:28.000There was a power outage in LA, I think it was in the early 90s, and people inundated the police with phone calls of a mysterious thing in the sky.
01:36:54.000I'm gonna read this one right away, because we just got it from Mr. Meeseeks, who says, Tim, my son was just born and I wanted to use this chat to tell my wife she's going to be a great mother.
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01:40:05.000But the supply chain crunch is making it impossible to build stuff.
01:40:08.000So, I think I've got a call with this big company for skate park construction, because we want to do contests.
01:40:15.000So the way contests will work is we'll do a contest with a bunch of ramps we build.
01:40:19.000Then when the contest is over, we either leave the ramp there as a permanent skate park for the city as like a gift, or we pick them up, semi-dismantle them, and load them back and bring them to our place to use.
01:40:29.000So I think we might actually end up building skate parks for local communities.
01:40:35.000You find an area with some good ground, and then you might spend like $50,000 Build a small little park do a small little contest and then the community gets to keep the skatepark.
01:40:44.000Oh, that's awesome Yeah, it's it's difficult because it can get really really expensive.
01:40:47.000So 50k Would make a really great indoor park, but if you're doing outdoor materials, it gets more and more expensive You'll need steel or something like that All right.
01:40:57.000I mean, in 90s movies, they just skated through malls.
01:45:14.000Do you guys know anything about that stuff?
01:45:15.000The Celsius network is like a network.
01:45:17.000Oh, I don't want to misrepresent the network.
01:45:18.000But a lot of what these crypto companies are doing is their people will give them their crypto and then they'll use that as collateral to take out a loan from somewhere else.
01:45:24.000Then they'll give that money to some other crypto network that uses that as collateral.
01:46:30.000It was really the most disturbing thing I had ever seen on Late Night.
01:46:33.000I mean, again, when we came up, all you wanted was a Letterman set, a set on Conan, and I mean, Letterman was just like back in the day and like Conan was weird.
01:46:46.000I wasn't a fan of Leno, but apparently his hit Leno stand, he was very prolific as a comic.
01:47:07.000He says, why are we talking about Nancy Pelosi on the beach when she's using an obscure congressional rule to push through her agenda without a vote?
01:47:15.000Just Google Nancy Pelosi rule 34 to find out more.
01:50:06.000Come skateboard and eat blackberries with us.
01:50:08.000Now, sure, but I will mention as much as you want to avoid all that fallout, there is the possibility that if you get too much fallout, you'll turn into a ghoul.
01:50:17.000Now ghouls are disfigured, but they are immortal.
01:50:33.000Alright, Jason Lindholm says, a MIRV has multiple warheads, like one warhead could hit all five boroughs at once, plus any military-industrial targets at the same time.
01:50:43.000Watch First Strike, the old doc on the Cold War strategy.
01:53:39.000No, I think I'm gonna put it out We're just kind of editing it around and depending on who wants to buy because you've had two different offers So it just depends on that and then we'll put it out.
01:53:47.000What's a comedy special like I know Dave Chappelle gets tens of millions of dollars Oh, yeah, it's not gonna be like that.
01:54:36.000Yeah, most people get off at Gary and they go, I gotta use the bathroom before Chicago, and they're like, I'll just urinate all over my car.
01:54:45.000Andrew Osler says, Tim, big fan for Super Chat, love Dave Lando.
01:54:48.000He has been such a fantastic addition to Louder With Crowder.
01:54:51.000Also, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
01:56:08.000It was a bug in the game where if you ever had a treaty with Gandhi and you betrayed the treaty, he'd just nuke you and never stop nuking you.
01:56:14.000And the bug was so funny that they left it throughout the game that Gandhi will go insane on you if you betray him.
01:56:19.000Well, any world leader in civilization can have various traits.
01:56:23.000But I would always just like... I'd play to the point where I was done playing and then I would just mass produce nukes and just send them all off and just...
01:56:29.000And it's like, what happens is a bunch of skulls start appearing everywhere in the ground, because your radioactive waste is everywhere, and then global warming happens, and then cities crumble and roads collapse.
01:56:40.000If your opponents have foolishly built cities on the water, those cities go under when you start launching the nukes.
01:56:46.000There was a funny story where a guy said he was like he had played the game for like a decade Civilization 2 and he was on like the year 5000 or something because he just like had always played the game since he was young and just always would reload the save and The whole world was just people constantly nuking each other and everything was wiped out except for the ability to build nukes Yeah, it's completely accurate But The funny thing about those games is that they don't, they can only have, they can only have technology in them that we know about.
01:57:15.000So like there's technology, in the latest version of Civ, what is it like seven or six?
01:57:29.000So like for a game that goes on for a thousand years, it's like, yeah, if we never developed any new technology outside of this, now we've got crazy like laser weapons.
01:57:36.000Do you guys know what the laser induced plasma channel is?
01:57:57.000What you do is, you use a very powerful infrared laser, which Superheated ionizes the air come on man creating a channel that electricity can travel through So they could point it at you and then when they when they pull the trigger it flickers this laser and then the electricity instantly because Overcharge just BAM whenever it's pointed at all right super cool.
01:58:21.000I think it's an electro shock, but it just like yeah crushes your insides It burns you from the inside guys Now the upside is it's not all it's not all downside.
01:58:30.000It sounds really The upside is you can use an electrolaser to send hydrogen from Saturn into the Sun and sustain the being.
01:59:08.000That was the first time I'd heard of them.
01:59:10.000I didn't even know Tesla was a real guy until I saw the video game.
01:59:12.000I was like, wow, this is a neat fantasy creation that if you walk up to it, it electrocutes you and kills you.
01:59:17.000I was much happier when the only video game I remembered was Duck Hunt.
01:59:20.000You know, if you take the gun and you point it at the bottom of the screen, right up on the screen, you pull the trigger, it kills any duck anywhere on the screen.
02:01:41.000So, like, preppers will, like, light preppers will just bury a microwave with, like, some phones and batteries and emergency stuff in it that they want to use after, you know, the apocalypse or whatever.
02:01:53.000But you need, like, people don't understand, I've been in an actual research Faraday cage before, Powerful enough signals can get through it you need to like
02:02:01.000multi-layer it if you really want to protect yourself from like a nuclear EMP
02:02:05.000I feel like if there was an attack and I was still friends with my old friends and I'd be like hey
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