On this week's episode of TimCast, Ryan Long sits down with rapper Brian Stelter ( ) to discuss a variety of topics, including the new Oliver Stone documentary, Ukraine on Fire, and International Women's Day.
00:00:02.000One of the latest documentaries, actually it's a fairly old documentary, but one of the documentaries getting a lot of attention right now is Ukraine on Fire.
00:00:08.000And there are a lot of people saying that the documentary has been removed by YouTube.
00:00:14.000But of course, this is making it pop up now on social media, generating a lot of buzz.
00:00:19.000People want to know what happened in Ukraine in 2014.
00:00:23.000There's a documentary by Oliver Stone that basically lays out a case for Western manipulation of the Ukrainian government, which is particularly interesting and a narrative that is particularly bad for the West.
00:00:33.000So when you hear that it was banned, a lot of people, you know, their ears perk up.
00:01:31.000Alright, well let's just get through this introduction real quick.
00:01:34.000Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the latest episode of TimCast IRL.
00:01:38.000We are live for you in the tri-state area just outside of Washington, D.C.
00:01:43.000And joining us today to discuss a plethora of topics from culture and politics is the rapper with the latest hit single, Brian Stelter, Is a Sex Machine.
00:03:29.000I don't know this but I have I have also, in solidarity with Ukraine, one small decision that I've made is I've given Danny a one month suspension from the Boys cast because he's from Russia.
00:05:29.000We're going to be doing a lot of really, really cool stuff.
00:05:31.000So, I just want to say, it is my birthday today, and I'm eternally grateful to everybody who has made all this possible.
00:05:38.000Very much so, it is a dream come true to be able to complain on the internet.
00:05:42.000To go from, man, like 10 years ago, to just walking around with my phone, Six, seven years ago, I'm putting a little GoPro 4 on top of my monitor to here we are.
00:06:17.000We've got on-the-ground reporters, and it's all thanks to you.
00:06:19.000We're going to have a members-only segment coming up around 11 or so p.m., and I think that'll be the real treat for everybody.
00:06:25.000Because I imagine that Ryan and Danny are going to get, you know, I imagine when we're like off YouTube, you guys are just like really awful people.
00:08:04.000We do, but because we have a dog, and he dumps all over the lawn, and my brother won't clean it up, it keeps the coyotes and the bears away.
00:08:28.000But we still there was like a hawk attack.
00:08:30.000You have a someone you should get someone from us get a sniper's nest That's just always watching them the chickens chickens.
00:08:36.000What happens I get about 24 hour around the clock Let's get a hundred and then you sacrifice them and then you start is that why you need a constant flow coming in?
00:09:49.000The crazy thing is, you guys see that story about the biolabs and all that stuff?
00:09:53.000Yeah, well, we were talking about it before earlier before but yeah, like she they were Rubio was like grilling her and then she's like she kind of was sheepishly like Yeah, we're worried about them The biolabs might fall into the hands of the Russians.
00:10:09.000If you go to the US Embassy in Ukraine's actual .gov website, it says the US built two biolabs, level two, specifically for food safety and consumer protection.
00:10:19.000But then it talks about how they're researching pathogens and stuff.
00:10:23.000So I certainly think the idea... Just doing a bit of gain of function.
00:10:28.000So if Russia comes out and they're like, they're doing gain of function in Ukraine, I'm like, that's how the fact checkers are able to dismiss this.
00:10:34.000Because all we know is that the website and the US government said like, oh, there's pathogens here.
00:10:38.000It could just be like they're researching, like they claim it's the biological threat reduction program to make sure people don't get sick or something.
00:12:03.000Dude, it's legitimately, imagine you have a girlfriend, and you guys hate each other, and she's like, you're the worst, I'm gonna break up, and then someone comes into the house and you have to fight them off.
00:12:14.000And the movie always, you know what, you're not so bad, now I realize why I loved you in the first place.
00:12:20.000You know, I'll let you in on a, I was reading this thing, and it said that men can use fear to simulate attraction, So, like, what you're saying is... Turn the lights off!
00:12:32.000No, no, they say, like, if you want to go on a date, bring them to a rickety bridge.
00:12:42.000Tell the girl, hey, listen, I have a nice night planned for you and sort of drive out to the middle of the forest, pretend the engine broke down.
00:12:50.000Have a stereo playing some squeaky sounds, find a knife, stuff like that.
00:12:59.000No, there was actually an article that claimed that.
00:13:02.000That if you bring them to a high location, like the observatory of the Sears Tower or something, the observation deck, or you bring them over to those bridges where the floor is glass, it'll make their hearts beat faster and faster.
00:13:13.000You want to trigger a flight response.
00:13:32.000He was like, you bring them out on a boat to the middle of the lake or the ocean, and then, you know, because of the implication, they're like, what implication?
00:13:58.000But, uh, the crazy thing about this idea is, like, imagine this.
00:14:01.000Like, you're making a joke about how some dude might bring a woman out to the middle of nowhere on a rickety bridge because he's trying to manipulate her.
00:14:08.000But think about a guy who's dumb enough to actually do that, and it works out, and he has no idea what's going on.
00:14:16.000So then it works out for him and then he ends up marrying this woman and then there's the dude who's like, I planned that and y'all hate me for it.
00:14:23.000So if you're conscious of what you're doing to manipulate, you're a really bad person.
00:14:29.000That's like a human rule that you're saying.
00:14:30.000The same as when you watch cuteness or any sort of thing like that.
00:14:35.000As soon as, you know, like when you're watching a baby being cute, it's okay.
00:14:39.000But then as soon as someone's doing it on purpose where you go, I know it's cute when I kind of do this and they always do it, it's like, Ugh, it's gross.
00:15:21.000Hold on, I know it's a real, I know you, here's, how about this one?
00:15:27.000You bring him into the house and then you say you have to go to the bathroom and then you run out to the car and come back in a scream mask.
00:16:04.000Can you imagine that if some guy, like, you hire a team, maybe this is a good skit or a bit, a guy hires like 10 people and he tries convincing his date that he's, you know, a special agent.
00:19:15.000Yes, because it was a Ponzi scheme that was being funded by all the other women who were paying for this one thing, and then she would now be paying for him to do this to somebody else.
00:19:24.000But were these women rich or something?
00:19:27.000He was sort of involved in the thing too where he would get the girls, for example, he would write them fake employment letters for his fake company so then they could now go get their lines of credits extended.
00:19:39.000He was pretty involved in the procedure.
00:19:41.000He had it down to pretty decent science.
00:19:43.000And these women didn't know what they were doing.
00:19:44.000It wasn't that, it's like, I mean, you know, you got some cash.
00:19:47.000Like if people were like, hey, can you lend me a thousand bucks?
00:19:57.000Like if you asked me for a decent amount of money- Yeah, can I get like- You go, my enemies are after me- But I wouldn't think anything of it, really, right?
00:20:22.000So this is not only did we get Danny and Ryan to come out here and do the show We don't pay them.
00:20:27.000Yeah, I actually just got him to give me $400 What he doesn't realize is that I just put the terms at 50% interest per minute The juice is running.
00:20:36.000Oh, I'll take my 500 back if you want If you'd like to close up the loan, if not, you can keep paying the interest.
00:21:58.000This says that a nickel is 75 percent copper and 25 percent nickel.
00:22:02.000I mean, that's a little misleading to call it Well, I think it used to be nickel, but then I think the price of nickel, I don't know if you saw what happened this week with all the war stuff and all the nickel comes from Russia or like a huge amount.
00:22:13.000And then it was like all these like commodity companies basically have gone like bankrupt because nickel, I think it went up a hundred percent in a day, two days in a row.
00:22:59.000I don't know how to measure this, but it's doubled.
00:23:02.000Is that precious metals are all going up because of the... Because Russia produces a ton of them.
00:23:07.000If your net wealth is in nickel, you just doubled your net wealth.
00:23:10.000I hope no one wasn't sitting there banking one day.
00:23:14.000But there's a lot of nickel producers who were like, I guess they had hedged their production.
00:23:20.000And then this is like essentially because this is such an unnatural like movement in the price that it was like a bunch of them got bankrupted.
00:23:28.000Like they essentially just like, right.
00:23:30.000I don't know the exact thing, but so then they had to.
00:23:32.000There's companies like bailing them out now because you can't just like take this nickel production offline.
00:23:47.000I mean, pennies are worth more than a penny, but it's illegal to melt them.
00:23:50.000Well, I think pennies are zinc or something.
00:23:53.000But like the inflation is so rapid now, I just googled it, this could be outdated, but it says Jefferson Westward Journey Nickels 2004-2005, 75% copper, their value is 6.7 cents.
00:24:04.000So that means... Inflation was so high it just gave you 400 bucks and you just gave me back 300 bucks.
00:24:34.000Because I would even say as like, When people talk about the gas prices and this, like you know how Stephen Colbert was kind of out there being like, you know, I don't know if you talked about this, but Stephen Colbert's take was like, you know, what do we care if it's higher, right?
00:24:50.000I don't see, you know, normal fluctuations.
00:24:53.000Like I wouldn't, you know, make much changes based on gas prices and I'm not, but for someone, for anyone to say that like inflation and that affects exclusively rich people, you go, it takes a lot of mental gymnastics to get there.
00:25:07.000Well, you know, look, I can absolutely respect that regular people are impacted, but to Colbert's defense, you know, people like us, it's very difficult for us to track the cost of gas because when we ask Winston to go fill up our combats, we don't actually see the gas station prices.
00:25:21.000And so he comes back and it's taken care of, and then we have a financial guy who takes care of all the expenses.
00:27:42.000Like if you go to a store and you buy something and it's like $1.24, you save the four cents, then you sell it for $1.25, you get an extra dime on top.
00:28:33.000But you, but also people can tell, like, for example, if you, if you add the products together with the prices, do the thing and you go, but my system, uh, rounds it down when it should have rounded up.
00:28:45.000It's like, well then by that logic, yeah, I could also just change the price to, you know, scam an extra buck from people that are lying.
00:28:52.000Like at that point you're just stealing from people.
00:31:08.000Like the whole event, like obviously the World Economic Forum itself, which is security and like high profile.
00:31:15.000We're talking about a lot of things, but the peripheral events they do, because people, what happens is when the powerful elites meet, roaches, you know.
00:31:28.000It's so diabolical, we're talking about getting rid of the penny.
00:31:32.000This is how it happens, behind closed doors.
00:31:34.000When you have like a thousand millionaires and billionaires all meeting at this privileged event, then you get a whole bunch of people worth a couple hundred K trying to push their businesses who show up at the base of the mountain, like they're in the mountain, and then they put on events, but they're connected, they're friends, they're family, they're just not as high up.
00:31:50.000And so when I went there, the whole thing, like almost every business was like pitching crypto and they're like, this is the future.
00:31:55.000There were like government officials and family members.
00:31:57.000I was meeting like presidential families and they were like, Bitcoin's the future, I'm telling you.
00:32:01.000And I've been telling people, I'm like, I think the World Economic Forum, Davos elites, the global elites, they want Bitcoin to take over.
00:32:08.000Now Joe Biden has just instructed, you know, they're saying you have to investigate a digital dollar or whatever.
00:32:14.000Yeah, I either it's there's there's half there's one where it's they wanted and then there's the other version where, you know, you realize you can't compete with it and this is happening whether you control it or not.
00:32:28.000Some people have said beat him, join him situation can't beat him, join him and then take it over.
00:32:32.000But but if they're if they do a digital dollar, they tokenize it, it's gonna have to be on what the Ethereum network or they have to make their own version of Ethereum.
00:32:38.000I don't think they can make their own blockchain.
00:32:39.000Yeah, I think the idea is to make their own blockchain and I mean, or essentially nationalized the blockchain.
00:32:45.000Or have no blockchain, which is even scarier.
00:32:47.000It's just another ledger that they control and have access to.
00:32:49.000Well, isn't that essentially just the bank at this point?
00:33:27.000And then, like, two days later, when I get the bill, like, I get the notification for online, I pay the whole thing off.
00:33:32.000And then two or three months later, I get a phone call from this bank, and I ignore it, because I'm like, I got no business with them.
00:33:38.000Another day goes by, I get a phone call, another day goes by, and then finally I get a voicemail, and I check it, and they're threatening to repo the truck, which I own outright and paid for in full.
00:34:11.000And they were like, right, on our end, we wrote in our ledger, the money is gone, and this account now has the money, which means they now have to deal with it, because we've subtracted it from your account.
00:34:34.000Well, so I tweeted at them, and then everything got better.
00:34:37.000It's funny how how this how the how isn't it you have to these days but that that is so messed up that would you tweet at them that the what the bank they stole my money bank I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say it here like it's been already did I thought I didn't say the name of the bank but okay but it was it's a it's a large bank and uh they said did you tell them like listen by the way the tweets and the tweetings about the start this is your first warning I was like if you don't fix this I'm gonna tweet So help me and they were like, and then they were just like
00:35:04.000tweet ahead sir tweet to go ahead and tweet, sir What are you gonna do about it?
00:35:07.000And then I went to my million followers on Twitter I was like this bank is stupid and they called me back like
00:35:11.000I am so sorry Oh, I don't like fitness as about to tweet and they said
00:35:16.000They said we saw it We didn't care about it.
00:35:20.000The tweet didn't matter, but we did see the pythons in the photo.
00:35:23.000And we don't want to be messing with those.
00:36:17.000Do I'm gonna just screen grab the one bar saying the money went through and they're like yeah, I'm like okay fine
00:36:21.000But anyway, I'll tell you this Here's what really bothers me about our modern society is that, yes, my friends, I can tweet and these companies bend over backwards for me.
00:37:41.000You know, as much as I hate the empire or dislike being it, the FDIC insurance is like, if your, if your bank account screws you, if your bank screws you, you can get it the money back.
00:37:50.000But once that's gone, if that's not there, it's, it's the Well, you're right.
00:37:53.000It's worse than that because that was what everyone says with these things.
00:37:57.000They go, yeah, just get the money back.
00:37:58.000But what they do is they have your account on pause for a year or two years instead of cancelling when you try to cancel.
00:38:05.000Then they open it up two years later and just start charging you.
00:40:41.000I think you made a good point out like social pressure is the way or one of the ways and that's what like Antifa has been doing and BLM has been doing to get things cancelled.
00:40:49.000But it is like power, power, no truth but power.
00:40:52.000If you can get the mob to get behind you, the corporation will bow.
00:40:55.000They have obviously a lot of these places.
00:40:57.000Yeah, there's a lot of places, you know, the blogosphere has essentially, to some degree, their influence is worth a lot less than it used to be.
00:41:28.000I don't even need to get into the nitty gritty, but they did the same scam to me twice, and I paid it off and canceled.
00:41:33.000I mean, there is a saying, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money, Ryan.
00:41:37.000So if hundreds of thousands of people who may be listening to a podcast decide to... Do you want to message me and do a class action situation?
00:41:44.000Or just send an email saying, Blink Fitness, you took this guy's money and you're wrong.
00:42:05.000So it was it you signed up you quit but in the contract it says we're gonna it's a they're gonna start your account back up in a two years or because of COVID.
00:42:12.000Because of COVID I basically they put it on hold and then they go okay you have to if you wanted to work out you have to come wear a mask and you got to do a certain time I go okay just leave it on hold they go we can't and I go okay just cancel it and then they go fine.
00:42:23.000So they go, Oh, and then it's three months later.
00:43:12.000You've got to cast the ring into the fire.
00:43:14.000And your receipt for cancellation is in one of these nine boxes.
00:43:20.000You must cast your membership cards into the fires of Mount Doom.
00:43:23.000If you open the wrong door, you just bought four more years.
00:43:26.000This is probably triggering so many of your listeners who have gone through this exact same thing, buried this in the back of their mind, and now this is coming back.
00:43:34.000Well, this is how gyms make money, though.
00:43:45.000On January 1st, everybody's like, I'm gonna show up and I'm gonna get fit.
00:43:49.000And so these gyms, in the first week of January, get massive sign-ups.
00:43:52.000And then you scam them for the next couple years.
00:43:54.000Right, because they know no one's gonna come back.
00:43:56.000And so they're just like, they tell you, because I sign up for a gym, And it was in like February or something like four or five years ago.
00:44:33.000You go, it's fine that I pay 300 bucks a year, maybe one day I'll need to shower.
00:44:37.000Because you could just go in and pay to use the shower.
00:44:42.000When you're traveling around the country, several years ago, and I'm on one and a half flights, two flights every three weeks, I would fly.
00:44:49.000And you don't know exactly where you're going to be.
00:44:51.000I've popped into one of these gyms and I've been right on.
00:44:54.000Well, the trick is to pop in without your membership and act like, Not very confused.
00:44:59.000All the van people, all the people who live in vans, the kind of nomads, that's their deal is you get a gym membership.
00:45:06.000Yeah, you sleep in Walmart parking lots.
00:45:13.000But then he needed to meet a woman and he's like, I gotta go get a house.
00:45:16.000Yeah, but what if you get like, what if you get like a full-size house, but you know, with wheels?
00:45:21.000So it's not a van, it's literally a house you can drive.
00:45:23.000Yeah, mobile home, they believe they call those.
00:45:26.000Yeah, yeah, but like a real camper home.
00:45:28.000That's my mom We're talking about the homes where they're like you ever see them relocating an actual house.
00:45:32.000That's cool Yeah, and they're like driving it like 10 miles an hour.
00:45:35.000Yeah, there's a porch and everything Yeah, like the whole house, you know, we should do while we should we should build something that can like fold out into a house So it's like it can be dragged on the back of like a 16-wheeler like, you know, like yeah look at this I believe you're describing a tent.
00:45:50.000No, you know like with walls and like power outlets.
00:45:54.000You ever see those houses where they 3D print it?
00:46:37.000Let's bring this ridiculous conversation back to the war and stuff like that.
00:46:40.000Well, what happened was, yeah, basically Biden came out.
00:46:42.000Biden came out and he said contrary to what I want to say before was I'd like to make the announcement the United States government is going to the moon.
00:48:14.000It's like the same issues are starting to occur.
00:48:16.000They just found—and the same things are happening where there's, like, Hey, we have a new reason that we can just print money and then distribute it as we please.
00:48:28.000Yeah, they haven't quite turned on that spigot yet, but that's probably... Yeah, I mean, they just announced $14 billion to Ukraine or something like that.
00:48:36.000Or whatever, I'm just saying they have turned... Oh, you're just saying they haven't... No, they're not like the COVID trillions, like the $4 trillion or whatever.
00:49:58.000Well, do you see, I don't know if you saw the Alberta guy from Canada, because they were basically, when all this stuff happened, they were like, OK, we need to, you know, find more oil.
00:50:07.000We're going to meet with Saudi Arabia or whatever.
00:50:08.000And the Alberta guy was like, Yeah, happy to meet you.
00:50:11.000We could sort this whole thing up pretty easy.
00:50:13.000You just have to open up our pipeline again.
00:51:36.000It's food that lasts a shelf life of 30 years.
00:51:38.000No, I'm saying you buying food where you're like, you bought too much food, it's like, yeah, well, if we have to eat it in 2055, we'll eat it in 2055.
00:51:56.000Is there a- well, sure, but I'm thinking about it more practically like sometimes it rains and there are floods and, you know, we got the river right there.
00:52:03.000You'll be the only guy where everyone's eating their bug burgers and you're gonna have your 30 years of supply of food.
00:52:47.000I got some of the SP 500 a bunch of Nutri green bars The hard copy the pie chart is actual bunker pie Why don't you go look at our storeroom?
00:52:57.000We've got maybe, like, a thousand Gatorades.
00:54:05.000So I bought an actual Wakazashi from a company that makes them and it's like, just unsharpened because, you know, we don't actually need to go around.
00:54:12.000But then I thought about it and I was like, I'm gonna buy a bunch of actual swords.
00:55:38.000If it does, you know, go to like nuclear war with Putin or whatever, people are gonna watch this and they're gonna watch it laughing at us.
00:55:45.000I just love the level of investment here.
00:55:47.000They're gonna be trying to find out the address of this place and then come get some of it.
00:57:50.000They've made up a problem in their own minds, and now they're complaining about a problem they made up, and Republicans are complaining about how the problem they made up is actually a good thing.
01:00:03.000Where are they arguing that should happen?
01:00:05.000So the issue is that, this is why I said- Like anyone legitimately, like is there- So CNN- No, not like fringe bloggers, or is this legitimate?
01:00:12.000CNN runs a story about Kate McKinnon, I think her name is on SNL.
01:00:17.000And she does a bit where she's first pretending that it's like you can't insult someone by calling them gay, and then she realizes what it actually is.
01:00:25.000But CNN shows the bill would restrict discussions of gender identity and orientation in preschool through third grade over Kate McKinnon talking about it.
01:00:34.000So I'm like, Do we sit here and just assume that the people who go on CNN, the people who watch CNN, aren't aware of what the bill is and genuinely think it's stopping kids from talking about orientation?
01:00:47.000Or do we assume, based on CNN accurately reporting it, they know and they're trying to teach four-year-olds about Sexual activities.
01:00:55.000Yeah, yeah, because it's... I see what your point is.
01:00:58.000You go, I mean, if you're lying, at least you're just up to your old tricks.
01:01:05.000So my thing is... It's also just strange where you go, I get the... I think that people just, they leave any sort of thought when they go, this is what our team thinks.
01:02:00.000They're not allowed in classroom settings.
01:02:01.000They're not allowed in classroom settings.
01:02:02.000Which specifically means the bell rings, it's 9am, the teacher walks in and says, everybody turn to page 17 and we're going to learn about oral.
01:02:38.000There may be some questions about with more than one person, but nothing is stopping a teacher from having a... Let's just go to that point.
01:02:46.000A teacher can walk up to a student who's four years old by themselves, pull them out of the classroom, and say... Yeah, are you gay or nah?
01:03:10.000It should be a how they say, don't tell your parents.
01:03:13.000They can't discourage or dissuade students from talking to their parents about medical issues.
01:03:17.000So, the crazy thing about the bill, and we talked about it for like three days now, is that if a kid slips on vomit and breaks his arm, the teacher might go up to him and be like, we're gonna get sued because that's our fault.
01:03:29.000And they go to the kid and they say, don't tell your parents how that happened, just say you were playing outside.
01:03:33.000Yeah, don't tell them that I had a couple extra today in class.
01:04:35.000The bill just says if the teachers can't give medication to students, if a student would be prescribed any kind of medication, the parents must be informed.
01:05:09.000Conservatives are playing into that narrative because the reality of the bill is they want to make sure parents don't know what's happening to their children.
01:06:42.000Yeah, the idea would be, I think I was talking about how I play the game lemmings on my phone.
01:06:47.000And the idea is someone mentioned they're programming a version of it where instead of lemmings, they're NPCs, a little NPC meme.
01:06:52.000And we're gonna you know, when you when you want to like dig through a wall, he puts on like an antifa mask and starts like vandalizing the wall and I thought this Russia stuff in general was a very, you know, from back to back with COVID, just to show the extent to which it's so easy to get people hyped up on for whatever you want them to be hyped up about.
01:07:13.000And it's like, it's funny, it's funny to point out sometimes, but you go, it's almost would just be like, Man, it's almost just better to be a politician because you go, it is, or whatever.
01:07:22.000If you have a real agenda, it's very easy to get people jazzed up for whatever you want them jazzed up about.
01:07:29.000And nothing, and the hypocrisy doesn't matter.
01:07:32.000I mean, you know, we're talking about all this trans stuff, but like all this stuff that they were mad at people about for four years straight.
01:07:38.000Ukraine could be doing it all of that and it could be you know on video and it'd be all right We don't care I mean there was that you guys before the show you pulled up Zelensky And he was doing like Roman salutes Nazi salutes, and he was making jokes about buying Hitler's book and all that stuff Well, he's making jokes about how the Mein Kampf was sold out in the Ukraine, which is because the Azov and the Western Ukraine are like militant Nazis No, but imagine that was you know some you know politician running for New York.
01:08:02.000That's you know I Yeah, but also like, you know, Putin was like, we're going to denazify and everybody's like, okay, whatever.
01:08:32.000I know they don't care, but... Yeah, that's reserved for podcasters.
01:08:35.000The Azov were basically, in Western Ukraine during World War II, they were like insurgent Nazis that were fighting on the side of the Germans.
01:08:42.000Left over from when Ukraine was a German protectorate after World War I.
01:08:46.000So there's definitely like nuance to all of these points, but the point, my point is that the nuance is granted very differently in every situation.
01:08:55.000And it's like, and it's almost, it's pretty egregious to the point where it's interesting.
01:09:00.000I would even see with other people, I go, you can't, they're not going to get hyped up about something completely opposite a day later, are they?
01:10:44.000You know that these people are helping steer the ship Iran, but they have no problem admitting they would jump overboard the sign of any any conflict or turmoil.
01:12:42.000It's uh basically it's a bunch of rats and then their tails get all matted with like mud and dirt and then they all get stuck together and then they essentially become it's like a hive mind thing where they because you know now their tails are all stuck together so they have to move in unison because otherwise they're all pulling Uh, so it's, yeah, see, they're all, it's called the rat king.
01:14:10.000So they're not real but I was in New York as a Central Park and I saw it was a genetic it was like a chimeric squirrel Something happened to it where its tail part of it didn't have fur and part of it didn't have like poof It was out partly albino like a mange So like, no, no, no, it was like half albino squirrel.
01:14:27.000And so it looked half rat and half squirrel, but they can't procreate.
01:14:31.000So it's not a real thing, a squirrel rat, but people think they are because they'll see these mutant squirrels with like less hair on one side and they think it's like a mutant, you know, like a hybrid.
01:14:39.000But yeah, it's just they're ill and diseased, right?
01:14:54.000The squirrels, I used to feed them and they'd come up and then every once in a while you get one that would just grab the bag of nuts and run.
01:14:59.000And pigeons, you can hold out your hand and the pigeons will jump on you.
01:15:03.000You can walk up to a pigeon in New York, hold out food, it'll jump into your hand and start eating.
01:15:06.000Yeah, they don't have any, they're not afraid.
01:15:09.000And then what you do is you grab its feet and it can't get away.
01:15:38.000You should be so lucky to catch a pigeon.
01:15:41.000People don't realize when we say... I mean, when you're eating all your bunker food, that's what me and Ryan are going to be eating in New York City.
01:15:46.000We're going to literally be like, that's fine, there's a pigeon.
01:15:51.000I wish we bought some of those bunker supplies.
01:15:53.000When he's feasting on that sweet, sweet, compacted granola.
01:16:05.000And yo, we got chili powder and paprika, and we're gonna be sitting there and we're gonna be, you know, dancing and like, eating rice and beans and you guys are gonna be munching on rat and you're gonna be like...
01:16:40.000Yeah, that's gonna be very useful in the end of times.
01:16:43.000It's crazy to think, you know, if you go to certain higher-end restaurants, they're often out of things because they're hard to come by.
01:16:51.000And we've... Every time I go there and ask for a hot dog, they're always out of it.
01:16:56.000Well, there's a steakhouse nearby and it's like, they were out of a certain steak, they're like, oh we don't have this meat, we don't have that meat, it's hard to get, it's really expensive, the prices are going up.
01:17:05.000But we're so luxurious in the United States that we don't even think twice about going into a local diner and saying, for breakfast I want like a sirloin, top sirloin with scrambled eggs, and they're like, yup, no problem.
01:17:18.000And there are countries where getting protein is unheard of.
01:17:59.000But when you have a small handful of ultra wealthy elites, what they do is like almost every time they buy up as much property as they can because property is mandatory.
01:19:09.000Yeah, there's a lot there's like I've been seeing stuff where a bunch of these places are going up for sale because you know, like Roman Abramovich.
01:19:15.000He's like one of the big ones and he's selling he owns Chelsea.
01:19:18.000He's been like the big owner of Chelsea.
01:19:35.000There's no shortage of American billionaires.
01:19:38.000I don't get it how a company can take out a billion dollar loan of funny money and then just own now the properties theirs because the funny money said so.
01:20:14.000And these big companies have so much assets to take loans out on that they can take huge loans out and then buy the assets and then sell them back next year for double the price.
01:20:22.000I mean, all of this is just based on the fact that, you know, the U.S.
01:21:03.000I've traveled to maybe like 35 to 40 countries and I've asked this a lot and the response I usually get like when I go to Morocco and I'm like, will you take US dollars?
01:21:15.000But they're like, meh, fine, you know, I'll take it.
01:21:18.000You go, you do the opposite, you get like, you know, a bowl of Ar Fuerte from Venezuela in your garbage bag, and you bring it to a Dunkin Donuts, and you slam 300 pounds of cash into one donut, and they're like, sir, get out of here, what are you doing, we're calling the cops.
01:21:29.000They won't, it's just toilet paper to them.
01:24:39.000But I specifically was telling people, like, I think I'm going to go buy a Tesla right now, specifically because I think gas is going to go nuts.
01:24:46.000And I was talking about it all last year for a variety of reasons.
01:25:37.000So it was right when COVID hit and then oil futures, like the April contract or something, literally because demand just disappeared.
01:25:46.000Like there was like, yeah, nobody's flying, nobody's driving, there's no demand.
01:25:49.000And so you could straight up, they would pay you Like if you bought an oil contract, which means you actually have to take delivery of a barrel of oil.
01:25:58.000Like when you buy an oil futures contract, like you're like, yeah, when this expires, you have to go pick up from Cushing, Oklahoma, a barrel of oil.
01:26:05.000And so normally like, you know, it's $140 right now.
01:26:08.000You pay $140 and then you go pick it up.
01:26:16.000But so then all these people on Reddit were like, how are we gonna, we could probably make like a fortune on this, you know, we just have to store it.
01:26:22.000But you're like, you can't store crude oil in your garage.
01:26:26.000It's like the smells that come off of it.
01:26:28.000And like, you need like, yeah, but you need like real facilities.
01:26:32.000And there was all these people like scheming Yeah, if it was so easy, they would be doing it.
01:26:36.000Well, yeah, but first off, you got to go get a truck, go to Cushing, Oklahoma, like show up there, load up and then store it until the... And I'm sure somebody who had everything set up did do that.
01:26:46.000That's why I should have got Tim for his birthday.
01:28:47.000Wow, that's a stupid humans Yeah, he's actually filling he's filling the bed of his truck, of course, he's got a ponytail It's dripping out This is a human being that guy's a human not this guy's now.
01:30:46.000Dude, that guy's wife told him that he can't take the gas and he's proving her wrong right
01:30:52.000This is, for those that are just listening, it's a pickup truck full of gas and he turns left and it all just flies out over the right side.
01:31:02.000And so, you know, what Luke needs to understand, Luke Kudkowski, weird change, he needs to understand, he needs to watch that and then go and read about what Bill Gates' plans are, whatever he thinks they are.
01:31:12.000Then you understand, Klaus Schwab, you understand these powerful elites.
01:31:15.000Don't you sympathize with them now, after watching that?
01:32:33.000He's like, I was doing that every day last year.
01:32:35.000He drives it from one gas station to another, puts the pump in, and it sucks it back up into their pump, and it reverses the counter, and he's like, I'm gonna change it.
01:32:41.000Or maybe he's about to open his own, like, kind of artisanal gas station.
01:32:44.000Oh, he's starting his own gas station.
01:33:08.000That he's like Joe was saying how ripped Bill Gates is and how healthy he was and how he should be giving everybody medical advice because he's a very healthy individual.
01:33:47.000What they do at a lot of these environmentalist organizations is that the toilet is actually, the top of the seat, like the seat, is a foot pad.
01:33:54.000And when you sit, the toilet has two levels.
01:37:24.000But what happened is, water doesn't have the salts you need to retain fluids.
01:37:28.000So I was just drinking water and just getting rid of it, and so I got dehydrated, and then I had to get saline, and they told me to drink Gatorade.
01:37:36.000And so I did, and I instantly felt better, and I was like, wow, man, I didn't realize I was dehydrated because I was going to the bathroom, everything felt normal, and you gotta take this stuff seriously, so I bought a bunch.
01:37:44.000I went to my doctor, and he has a don't say Gatorade law that he just passed.
01:38:27.000Apparently it went down for a second, but it's coming up now.
01:38:29.000Well, when he announced it yesterday, it dipped and then it got leaked this morning.
01:38:34.000And then when the actual details came out... Oh, because people thought it was going to be... Everybody thought it was going to be... I mean, Joe Biden goes, hey, I'm coming out with the crypto executive order.
01:38:42.000Everybody's like, oh, this is not going to be good.
01:38:44.000So I bought a bunch of Bitcoin when they announced the SWIFT thing.
01:38:47.000They were like, Russia's getting booted.
01:38:48.000I was like, ooh, I better buy some of this.
01:38:51.000And then I bought some more again, because I'm just like, you know, I'm really worried about what's going on with the world and the economy.
01:38:57.000And I'm pretty sure the World Economic Forum types love cryptocurrency.
01:39:02.000I mean, I will say the one thing, a real benefit of it is, you know, for all the people who are like refugees or whatever, and you know, you need to pack up all your stuff and go to a different country.
01:39:11.000You can literally, if you have Bitcoin, like you can take all your money in your brain.
01:39:15.000Yeah, if you know- Like, if you know your seed phrase, theoretically, you know, where people in the past would have taken their diamonds and sewn them into their jacket or their gold or whatever, like, you can just take all your money and, in your brain, transport it.
01:39:25.000Bro, bro, do you know about, like, um, what is it called when there's an escalation between the police and the criminals?
01:40:14.000You just plug it immediately, it's like... A lot of people are going to say no, for sure.
01:40:20.000A lot of people who are watching probably will say no, for sure.
01:40:21.000I think the benefit's probable, but it depends on... You know, there are elements where I'm like, If I plugged in and all of a sudden all my comedy documents are kind of like right there and I could, you know, I could see myself.
01:40:34.000That is, they're saying Apple's going to have a contact lens that'll, that'll straight up, it'll be a contact lens and then it'll be like augmented reality.
01:40:41.000No, but I won't, I'm not going to, I wouldn't enter it for the coolness.
01:40:46.000I would enter it for, if I really am like, this is going to make my life so much better.
01:41:36.000What if you could click a button and live 50 years in an hour?
01:41:41.000But you are committed to those 50 years of thought and it's actually like living 50 years and then you wake up and it's back to 50 years ago in your room.
01:42:58.000Then it'll say Janice, co-worker, and they'll be like, now we know her name's Janice, we know where she works, and they make that profile, and your mom may have never signed up.
01:43:09.000People don't realize how easy it is to capture all that information.
01:43:13.000So right now, they know what you're thinking, even though you've never interfaced your brain.
01:43:16.000For real, like Facebook knows when you have to poop.
01:43:19.000I'm not exaggerating, I was reading a story about how Facebook actually figured it out because they can track where you go, they know what time you eat because they know where you're at, they know what time you get to work every day, and the AI can basically be like, there's a 97% certainty that this person is going to the bathroom right now.
01:43:33.000Show them an ad for the Squatty Potty.
01:44:52.000So, like, if you look in my eyes and you're in the neural net, the neural net's gonna read my thoughts, because you're looking in my eyes with your net.
01:44:59.000And then it'll be to the point where, like, we have to do it for defense.
01:45:01.000You have to always be recording everyone else's thoughts around you or the person's vulnerable.
01:45:06.000Then it's gonna be like everyone's thoughts are being measured.
01:45:08.000I'm just saying, people don't realize it, but when you get the option, they're like, how would you like to be a level 90 wizard who can throw fireballs from your hand?
01:45:17.000Just plug in the Neuralink, enter Skyrim 7, and you are literally feeling and experiencing the battle against the Titans.
01:45:24.000And there'll be so much to do, you know, so many people for work, it'll just be like mandatory, where you go, you know, the meetings are going to take place in that, and you go, okay, well, you can be the person that says, I don't want to work there.
01:45:35.000I mean, that is like five years away or less.
01:45:55.000It'll be a discrimination thing, a Supreme Court case, then in 30 years when the first neural linked person is on the Supreme Court is when we're in hell.
01:46:04.000No, it'll be a states thing where a bunch of states are okay with it.
01:46:07.000Republicans are like, you can't force people to Neuralink.
01:46:09.000You gotta learn how to clear your mind.
01:46:49.000Oh, no, I did a tweet hahaha in response, but I tweeted Zelensky.
01:46:52.000He did the red salute, and I don't want to do it, but I was like, I'm not sure if he's supporting communism or Black Lives Matter, and it's like very clearly joking, I think, and Ethan Klein was like, Is that the universal sign?
01:47:03.000Zalensky is a communist for using the universal sign of resistance and I'm like bro if Walmart is using that sign
01:47:09.000You're not resisting anything like you're the machine dude, right that you're not resistance. Yeah, so weird. Is that
01:48:34.000Dude, I love Star Trek The Next Generation.
01:48:39.000So you've got all these different alien races that discover technology, the humans discover warp technology after a civil war, and then the Vulcans come in.
01:50:34.000I don't know if you know this, but this is a tip for Women's Day too, that women are most likely to be murdered by their husbands, which is why you should never marry a chick to keep her safe.
01:50:45.000So even if it's been 10, 15 years and her parents are pressuring you, your parents are pressuring you, I would never do that to her.
01:50:51.000And even if you do propose, then go to the store, get milk, never come back.
01:51:08.000Chris Stark says, if you go to the partners page on the weforum.org, you'll find that all of the companies that pull out of Ukraine are with the World Economic Forum.
01:51:15.000Also is BlackRock and Blackstone, as well as Cisco.
01:51:36.000You know what's crazy, though, is that, like, when you go to a diner, the food is almost always identical because it's one company that supplies them with all their, you know, all their ingredients.
01:52:45.000There's a day every year where the trees, all the pollen is just released.
01:52:49.000I was up in Cypress Hill above the tree line, and one day, my windows were open, and all this yellow pollen came flying through, covering all my surfaces.
01:52:59.000She had bad asthma, and she lived in, I think, Russia, and she said there was a month every year, because it was before allergy medications, a month every year she had to go to the Black Sea, because she's like, I couldn't really live where I lived.
01:54:00.000Chickens are coming home to roost, Ryan!
01:54:03.000All right, check this out Paul Wallace says MIT is now polymerizing a material in two dimensions Stronger than steel and light as plastic can be used in everything super cheap to make tell me about it.
01:54:13.000Maybe we'll make We'll make lighter-than-air vessels that don't that are not powered.
01:54:19.000So like Ian was mentioning like an aerogel Like a gigantic aerogel, but if you were inside of it it would be But if it's really, really big, it'll displace the air to the point where the air pressure pushes it up.
01:54:46.000cities man because they can't displace the water it's like even though they're
01:54:50.000massively heavy they're too they're too they also have water in the sealed in
01:54:54.000the hall I know that because we watched one of those the Netflix with the the
01:54:58.000cocaine f1 guy yeah you guys it is ballast yeah the guy who was like a big
01:55:03.000f1 he was like or not f1 he was an IndyCar driver who was also this giant
01:55:07.000cocaine smuggler and he would do it in that compartment and it's full at the
01:55:11.000bottom of the boats full so you can have a vehicle that's heavier than air but
01:55:15.000because it's so it's so it's like not dense to a certain degree as long as
01:55:19.000rigid enough and strong enough for you to stand on It would be so wide that it wouldn't be able to push enough air out of the way and the air would lift it up.
01:55:31.000They're working on all these cool metamaterials where they'll take like aerogel, which is lighter, almost as light as air, if not lighter, and then they'll take hammer and they'll just smash it and machine it.
01:56:06.000So, the idea I had was to use a magnet, and then make it so that if you know where to push down, it releases it so you can pull it out in front of people, and then put it back in and release the paddle, and then they walk up and they can't remove it.
01:58:29.000Nate says, bock bock, bock bock, bark, bock bock, that is all.
01:58:33.000If you go to Chicken City, we have Chicken City Live, and I will tell you this, if you go to Chicken City on YouTube and subscribe, periodically you'll hear me screaming.
02:00:03.000And then there's other stuff where you can see one of the chickens will walk up to Roberto and peck at his waddle because it's dirty and groom him and clean him or whatever.
02:00:10.000So there's some emotion, you know what I mean?
02:01:46.000And they were yelling so much, their voices started cracking.
02:01:48.000And I'm like, oh, dude, like, this is getting... We're gonna have to, like, separate them or something.
02:01:52.000But I was yelling, and Dingo, the dog, was outside.
02:01:56.000And he, like, watches me as I'm yelling, and then I close the window, and I go back to work, and I have Chicken City open.
02:02:01.000And then, like, a minute later, I see him, like, you know, I look out the window, and I see him, and he goes, and I'm like, that was the dog saying, what the f was that?
02:02:09.000Like, opens the window and just yells, like, what's going on, huh?
02:02:13.000But he pees on the chicken coop, which is really good.
02:02:50.000And I'll tell you this, in all seriousness, a lot of people have been commenting that you'll hear like rain, and like birds, and chicken clucking, and it's like nature sounds.
02:02:58.000A lot of people are like, it's super chill to like lay back and listen to nature noises.
02:03:07.000So we need 4,000 public watch hours to monetize the channel.
02:03:12.000Because once we get super chats, we can create this machine that whenever we get a super chat, it throws like treats, the chickens or something.
02:03:19.000So it'll like rotate and the treats will come down.
02:03:22.000So people who are watching can be like, give the money to the chickens and have the richest chickens in the world.
02:03:27.000And we're gonna, they have these 3D printed arms you put around the chicken's neck and then it gives the chickens little arms and they run around and they're like this when they run.
02:03:47.000White Immigrant is the special, just came out.
02:03:50.000Yeah, and follow me at Danny Jokes everywhere, and we have The Boys Cast, and then every Tuesday night, live at 9.30, I have a call-in show, Low Value Mail.
02:04:39.000I want to give a shout out to the next season of Chicken City.
02:04:41.000We have 56 babies about to hatch and we have two babies, Set and Ra.
02:04:46.000You see Set is a black chicken who was born at night and is a boy and Ra is a gold chicken who is a girl and born in the morning and they're the only two from the batch that made it.
02:04:55.000So I just assume they're the embodiment of night and day.