Triggered - Donald Trump Jr - March 10, 2021


How’s My Singing? Happy Birthday Kimberly!


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

191.81818

Word Count

633

Sentence Count

67

Misogynist Sentences

3


Summary

Kimberly is a MAGA warrior, the original princess in media, the first Trump supporter, and the hardest worker I know. She is a loving, loyal, and hard-working woman who is not afraid to stand up for her man, Donald Trump. Happy Birthday KIMBERLY! Happy Birthday to you, my girl. Happy birthday to you. I hope you're having an awesome day. God bless you, and Happy BIRTHDAY KIMberly! XOXO, Jeff Perla & Jared - The Rant Bros Check out Jeff's YouTube channel: Jeff's Rants & Jared's YouTube Channel: Jared's Podcast: Jake's Rant: The Rants and Raves Thanks for all the birthday wishes and congratulations to my girl, Kimberly! Happy Birthday, KIMBY! - Jeff & Jared P.S. We are going to have a live show in the next few days, so stay tuned for that! - Jeff and Jared's RANTING RANT. - THE RANT RAGGED RING RANCH! - THE PODCAST! - CHEERING RAPER RANT! - JORDY'S RANT AND ROWDY RANT (featuring Jeff's BONUS EPISODE) - CHERRY'S BABY BIRD! - CLICK HERE! - SONG: "Happy Birthday to You, My Dear Kimberly!" - CHECK OUT THE RING GIRL" - CHEE CHEE'SORRY FOR THE BABOUT ME! - KIMGOD BLAKE'SONG" - JANE'SING ABOUT ME AND KIM'S DADDY" - HAPPY BAYLYNN'S DAY! - POO CHEESE'S SONG - PRAISE ME, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! - WE'LL SEE YOU SO MUCH MORE THAN SHE'S GIVING ME A BIRD AND GIVEN ME AN IDEA AND I'M SWEARING ME AN OLDER THAN THAT'S TALKING ABOUT IT'S KELLY AND GOT A BOUGHT ME A RATE AND A TALKIN' ME A CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEKY! - AND I LOVE IT LIKE THAT' - AND YESTERDAY'S FAST AND TAYLOR'S MRS.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Okay, guys. I don't often do this.
00:00:02.000 Usually my rants are 100% solo.
00:00:05.000 I'm scrolling through Twitter. I find something to bitch about.
00:00:08.000 But today it's gonna be a little different.
00:00:10.000 Kimberly usually yells, what are you screaming about?
00:00:12.000 You're in the yard! Screaming.
00:00:14.000 Screaming. Annoying the neighbors, but...
00:00:16.000 It's Kimberly's birthday.
00:00:18.000 So we have to bring Kimberly into the ranch.
00:00:22.000 We have to wish her a happy birthday.
00:00:24.000 This is a true MAGA warrior, the original Trump supporter, certainly in media.
00:00:32.000 There's like three others, but you were the original princess.
00:00:35.000 That's true, first one.
00:00:37.000 She also puts up with me most of the time, and she also puts me in my place when that needs to happen, which is probably Often.
00:00:46.000 I mean, it's like a lot.
00:00:47.000 Let's be honest. That's a full-time job.
00:00:51.000 But I wanted to bring her in here because I wanted to wish Kimberly a very happy birthday.
00:00:56.000 What a sweetheart. You have like a sleep-sensitive side.
00:00:59.000 I know. I'm known for my sweetness and my sensitivity, principal.
00:01:02.000 Yeah, but this is like the other side of what I'm telling you.
00:01:04.000 Very nice. We did a nice post yesterday.
00:01:07.000 I love it. You know, find yourself someone that can do both, right?
00:01:10.000 He can rant and rave and deal with the lunatics on Twitter and put the leftist commies in their place, not afraid to voice their opinion, but not afraid to show the sensitive side as well, right?
00:01:21.000 This is true. What I love is that you're pitching me.
00:01:23.000 What a Trump. It's like a sales pitch on him to me.
00:01:28.000 We've only been together for three years and I'm still pitching because I'm pretty sure she probably could do better, but we don't have to tell her that.
00:01:33.000 So we'll keep that. We'll let that be our little secret, guys, okay?
00:01:37.000 So Kimberly, do we have to sing happy birthday?
00:01:41.000 It sort of doesn't work well because we're not live because people could type in happy birthday but like I'll post this later on.
00:01:47.000 It's pretty rough right?
00:01:49.000 Happy birthday to you!
00:01:54.000 Happy birthday to you.
00:01:57.000 Happy birthday dear Kimberly.
00:02:03.000 Happy birthday to you.
00:02:05.000 I cannot hit the high note, but you know, not bad for it.
00:02:08.000 Do your dance move too. The dance move, yeah, they got some serious dance moves.
00:02:12.000 I learned it from my father. He's one of the great dancers of all time, I'm told.
00:02:15.000 By the way, it's documented. Let's just say that's our opinion because we do not want the fact checkers.
00:02:20.000 We do not want the fact checkers looking at that, but I'm saying if we played YMCA right now, I could cut a mean rug.
00:02:27.000 Oh, he would crush it and you would crush it.
00:02:29.000 That's like your superpowers.
00:02:32.000 I just wanted to wish Kimberly a happy birthday.
00:02:34.000 Wanted to bring her out here for you guys to say hi.
00:02:37.000 Again, a true MAGA warrior, hardest worker I know.
00:02:41.000 Did more on the campaign than literally any human being out there, including myself, in terms of effort.
00:02:47.000 Just loyal to the bone and just an awesome woman.
00:02:50.000 Thank you, sweetheart. Princess, I love you.
00:02:52.000 Happy birthday. And guys, I hope you're having an awesome day.
00:02:56.000 And thank you for all the birthday wishes and everybody so wonderful.
00:02:59.000 God bless. We actually read the commentary.
00:03:02.000 I'll sit there in bed scrolling through it usually when I'm not paying attention while trying to multitask five different things.
00:03:06.000 So if you guys comment, we check it out, we see it, and we appreciate all of you guys.
00:03:11.000 We certainly do.
00:03:12.000 We kind of match today right now too, baby, because this green picks up on here.
00:03:15.000 My nice little Sheridan French summer dress.
00:03:17.000 I love it. To my girlfriend.