Triggered - Donald Trump Jr - May 13, 2021


Kai's 14th Birthday!


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

95.588234

Word Count

325

Sentence Count

53

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

14-year-old Kai is having a birthday party and her mom is making her a special cake! It's a serious, serious cake filled with candy! What does she think of it? What does her sister, Chloe, think about it? What do her and her friends think of the cake? Do you think it's the best cake you ve ever seen? Listen in to find out what they think! Happy Birthday, Kai! Have you ever had a birthday cake that you thought was a little too serious for your party? Well, if so, this is the cake for you. Happy birthday to you, Kai, and Happy Birthday to you! Enjoy this special episode featuring a very special guest, Chloe! Cheers, Dad and Mom! xoxo, Mom and Dad Thank you so much for making such a special birthday cake for her little girl, Kai. We love youuuuuuuu! Love ya, Mom & Dad! CHEERS, CHE CHEECHO! XOXO, Dad & Mom! xoxO Mom & Chloe xOXO Thanks, Dad, Chloe & Dad and Dad, XOXOXO. XO, Mom, XO xO, Choe Xoe, Dad! xoe, Mom& Chloe, Xoe xo Mom & Chae Dad & Choe, Chae, Dad& Choe & Chai, Love you, Chai P.S. xoe & Chloe, Dad/ Chai & Chia (P. , P.E. . Chae & P.B. - P. & P, P. (Chai & P., P. ) - S. (P) . . . P. and P.A. (Choe & P) (S. & Kai, P.) CHOES & P (P). (A. & S. P) & P (Kai & KAYE & P ) (B. & B. (M. & P). , KAKE & P . (HAPPY BABY CHEESE) - CHEY, P & KIA & K. (AYO)


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Okay. Happy birthday to you.
00:00:08.000 Happy birthday to you.
00:00:14.000 Happy birthday dear Kai.
00:00:21.000 Happy birthday to Now that is a serious, serious cake, Kai.
00:00:32.000 What do you think of that? Thank you so much, Mom, for designing it.
00:00:35.000 I did it all myself, Kai, as you all know.
00:00:39.000 I am the master of domestic excursions, right?
00:00:49.000 We love you, Kai.
00:00:50.000 So that is a really cool cake.
00:00:53.000 What do you think, Chloe? Good.
00:00:57.000 Yeah? Best cake ever, ever, ever, ever!
00:00:59.000 You guys have had some pretty cool cakes lately.
00:01:02.000 All right, let's see.
00:01:06.000 Nice. Very good.
00:01:14.000 14! We can't believe it, Kai.
00:01:19.000 Cutest 14-year-old in the world.
00:01:21.000 Thank you, Mom. And thanks, Dad.
00:01:27.000 Thank you. Kai is a lovely young lady who inherited her dad's...
00:01:32.000 What is it?
00:01:34.000 Breaking Chops personality.
00:01:37.000 Happy birthday, Kai. Happy birthday, son.
00:01:39.000 Good job, guys. Can I try now?
00:01:41.000 I'm not sure. Excuse me.
00:01:48.000 Let's see what's in there. What kind of cake is this?
00:01:50.000 Is it chocolate? Is it vanilla?
00:01:52.000 Oh!
00:01:54.000 Alright, um...
00:02:00.000 Right here?
00:02:02.000 Let's see. Yes!
00:02:04.000 Oh boy. You think I can get a bigger knife?
00:02:06.000 Mom?
00:02:08.000 Don't go in.
00:02:10.000 Whoa.
00:02:12.000 Is it going to explode on me?
00:02:14.000 It could be an exploding cake, because that would be...
00:02:16.000 That would be something Dad would do, but I think...
00:02:18.000 Oh, I love it.
00:02:20.000 I love them.
00:02:23.000 Ooh, that's a good boy.
00:02:26.000 Whoa, that's crazy. This could be interesting.
00:02:32.000 That's interesting. Whoa, I mean, that's a serious basic egg guy.
00:02:34.000 Oh, yes. Oh, my God!
00:02:36.000 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
00:02:41.000 He's having candy babies!
00:02:44.000 Oh, my God!
00:02:46.000 It's filled with candy, which is exactly what you guys need.
00:02:50.000 More candy.
00:02:52.000 Oh, this is so cool.
00:02:54.000 Thanks so much, Mom. This is a cool cake.
00:02:58.000 That is cool. Or as Kai would have said as a baby, duel.
00:03:04.000 Before she could pronounce cool.
00:03:07.000 That's pretty cool.
00:03:13.000 That's pretty cool.
00:03:15.000 What do you think, Chloe? Well, happy birthday, Kai.