Triggered - Donald Trump Jr - August 06, 2021


LOL: This Is Just So Funny I Had To Share


Episode Stats

Length

2 minutes

Words per Minute

179.27711

Word Count

496

Sentence Count

52


Summary

In this episode, we have a contender for the best PR person perhaps ever! Check out this video of a flight attendant talking about some of the crazy stuff that goes on flights. Now, full disclaimer, it's probably fake, but I've seen some crazy stuff on some flights, so you never know. But check it out and watch if you want a little humor going into the weekend or over the weekend. I think you'll enjoy. A belligerent passenger causing sheer chaos in the air. And it got so bad that flight attendants had to duct tape the man to his seat. Ever since masks were required on airplanes, flight attendants say that their work has become downright dangerous. Now understand something, I'm a Flight attendant. That means I attend the flights. And sometimes our job has us attending to crazy people. If you push us too far, you're going to have to attend this ass-whooping. You see, because on this particular flight, I was sitting in the jump seat and I'm just looking at him like he's spitting and cussing and going crazy. At this point, I know something is about to go down. I say, "Hold up. Wait a minute, something ain't right. I'm about to mummify his ass now." And we wrapped him up better than any Christmas present you'll ever see. I imagine the average airline flight attendant sees 1,000x that given the amount of time they spend on a plane. It doesn't get any better than that! I hope you enjoy it as much as I do :) I spend so much time on the air travel, it doesn t get any easier than that. And I m going to share some funny stories of what I ve done on the job I do on this episode of my flight attendant humor, so that I can give you guys a chance to laugh about it. Just pay it forward and have a little bit of what you can do to help spread the word that it's awesome. Enjoy :) I know it's pretty funny, right? and I hope it's not fake, right?? Thank you for listening to this episode. -Bravo! -P.S. -BRAOD:) -Jon - Jon Jon, Jon, I think it's a real thing. -Jon, Jona, Jono, Joni, and Joni


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Okay guys, I think we have a contender for the best PR person perhaps ever.
00:00:04.000 Check out this video of this flight attendant talking about some of the crazy stuff that goes on flights.
00:00:09.000 Now, full disclaimer, it's probably fake.
00:00:12.000 That said, I've seen some crazy stuff on some flights, so you never know.
00:00:16.000 But check it out and watch if you want a little humor going into the weekend or over the weekend.
00:00:23.000 I think you'll enjoy.
00:00:24.000 A belligerent passenger causing sheer chaos in the air.
00:00:28.000 And it got so bad that flight attendants had to duct tape the man to his seat.
00:00:32.000 Ever since masks were required on airplanes, flight attendants say that their work has become downright dangerous.
00:00:38.000 Now understand something. I'm a flight attendant.
00:00:40.000 That means I attend the flights.
00:00:43.000 Sometimes our job has us attending to crazy people.
00:00:47.000 If you push us too far, you're going to have to attend this ass-whooping.
00:00:53.000 You see, because on this particular flight, I'm sitting in the jump seat and I'm just looking at him like a damn fool.
00:01:00.000 He's spitting and cussing and going crazy.
00:01:02.000 I say, that's enough.
00:01:04.000 I got up and I walked over there.
00:01:06.000 And by the way, this man smelled like a pack of Marlboro cigarettes, four shots of Everclear alcohol and regret.
00:01:14.000 So I know something's about to go down.
00:01:17.000 At this point, he touching all over my coworkers breast and where he f***ed up at.
00:01:22.000 It's when he touched my titties.
00:01:24.000 Because I don't play that.
00:01:25.000 So what I did is I took out the duct tape.
00:01:28.000 I said... He got scared.
00:01:30.000 Start stuttering. Say, hold up.
00:01:32.000 Wait a minute. Something ain't right.
00:01:34.000 I said, yeah. We about to mummify your ass now, boy.
00:01:39.000 So we wrapped him up. Better than any Christmas present you'll ever see.
00:01:44.000 He won't be coming on no more Frontier flights at all.
00:01:48.000 Okay, so that guy's amazing.
00:01:51.000 Again, I don't think they could ever possibly air that literally anywhere.
00:01:55.000 But I've definitely seen some crazy stuff on some of these airlines, on some of these flights.
00:02:00.000 I imagine the average airline flight attendant probably sees 1,000x that given how much time they spend in the air.
00:02:07.000 So that was kind of amazing.
00:02:09.000 It was pretty hilarious.
00:02:11.000 I hope you enjoyed it as much as I do.
00:02:13.000 I kind of hope it's real, because if it is, it's amazing.
00:02:16.000 And I love flight attendants.
00:02:18.000 I spend so much time on the air.
00:02:20.000 It's literally one of the demographics, perhaps after law enforcement, that's just so my guy.
00:02:26.000 The amount of people that go out of their way to give me notes from the flight crews as I'm on a plane.
00:02:32.000 It's just absolutely awesome.
00:02:34.000 So, wanted to share.
00:02:35.000 This to show a little flight attendant humor.
00:02:38.000 Even if it's a joke, it's kind of awesome.
00:02:40.000 And I'm going to pretend that it's real because it doesn't get any better than that, folks.