Triggered - Donald Trump Jr - March 06, 2021


LOL: This is the Latest Victim of Woke Craziness


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

147.8453

Word Count

446

Sentence Count

34

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary

The Washington Redskins just dumped their cheerleading squad and replaced them with a co-ed dance team, and they didn t even have the decency to tell their fans face to face. They read about it on Twitter, but apparently they read it on social media, so woke, they couldn't even come up with a new name for the new team. They can't even call themselves what they've been known for decades. They have to call themselves the Washington Redskins. Are we kidding? Is this a freaking joke at this point? Honestly, if there was an Olympic medal for Woke stupidity, these guys would win like the platinum medal. It would be bigger than gold. If there was a Woke medal in the Woke Moron Olympics, they'd be at the top of the podium in every single category and every single event. That's how ridiculous this team is. They've gotten rid of their mascot, their cheerleader squad, their name, and their entire tradition, and have no idea what they re even doing anymore. I mean, is this what people really want? Are they really trying to do something good or are they just trying to make a stand for what they really believe in? I mean seriously, this team needs to go all in on their wokeness or they re going to get destroyed? I don t even know what they are trying to accomplish, but I guess we'll just have to take a look at it and see what they're doing anyway, right? I guess that's what we're going to do right? I guess I'll let you know what I think of it. The Woke Woke moronism is, huh? I hope you enjoy this episode, y'all! -Tune in next week for the next week's episode of the woke moron podcast, where we'll be talking about it. Cheers! -Jonah Hill . - Jonah Hill, Jonah is back with another Wokemoronism, right here at The Root. -JONAH WEBBER, - JOSH MILLER, JOSH WELCOME TO OUR FACEBOOK GROUP and JOSH MCCARTOBSYNN - JORDAN KELLY SONGS, JOSH KLEIN, JODY LYNNE, JORGE RYAN, JOSEPH, AND JOSH PODCASTING,


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Guys, today we're going to talk the Washington Redskins.
00:00:04.000 If there was an Olympic medal for woke stupidity, these guys would win like the platinum medal.
00:00:10.000 It would be bigger than gold.
00:00:12.000 So what we found out this week was that the Washington Redskins just got rid of their cheerleaders.
00:00:20.000 Apparently they didn't even have the decency to tell them face to face.
00:00:25.000 Their cheerleading squad was disbanded, but apparently they read about it on Twitter.
00:00:32.000 They didn't say, hey, come to the office.
00:00:34.000 We got to talk. We're pursuing our ridiculous woke agenda.
00:00:38.000 So we're going to get rid of You know, one of the last traditions perhaps left.
00:00:43.000 I mean, it's the Washington Redskins.
00:00:44.000 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:00:47.000 It's the Washington football team.
00:00:51.000 That's how ridiculous this team is.
00:00:54.000 They've gotten rid of their mascot.
00:00:56.000 They're getting rid of their cheerleading squad.
00:00:59.000 They've gotten rid of their name and they haven't even come up with a new one yet.
00:01:05.000 You know, the Washington Wokes.
00:01:07.000 Maybe that's what they have to do because this is insanity, guys.
00:01:11.000 It's absolutely ridiculous.
00:01:14.000 They get rid of their cheerleading squad for a co-ed dance team.
00:01:20.000 They didn't even have the decency to let these women know in person.
00:01:25.000 They read about it on Twitter.
00:01:27.000 So like I said, the team without a name, So woke, they couldn't come up with something else for fear of also being canceled, that they just called themselves for the last year or so, generically, the Washington football team.
00:01:45.000 Honestly, guys, if you're a fan at this point, like, I'm not sure why you stick around.
00:01:51.000 You know, if you want to make some moves, you want to do some good things, like, is this the way?
00:01:55.000 Is this what people really want?
00:01:58.000 Get rid of every tradition and maybe one that's been historically dominated by females, right?
00:02:04.000 I mean, you're allowing trans women, right?
00:02:07.000 Men who transition to women to play in female sports at a federal level, according to the Biden administration.
00:02:12.000 That's what they want. But you can't even let females have a cheerleading squad at this point.
00:02:18.000 A football team who is named and named themselves after strength, the Redskins, tough fighters, warriors.
00:02:28.000 They can't even call themselves what they've been known for decades.
00:02:33.000 They have to call themselves the Washington football team.
00:02:38.000 Are we kidding?
00:02:40.000 Is this a freaking joke at this point?
00:02:43.000 Honestly, like I said, If there was a gold medal in the Woke Moron Olympics, these guys would be at the top of the podium in every single category and every single event.
00:02:57.000 Hope you guys have a good start to a crazy weekend.