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Spring Break Fun with the Little Monsters


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

134.43983

Word Count

540

Sentence Count

60

Misogynist Sentences

7


Summary

Daddy Monster and Chloe are on a mission to rock and roll to see how high they can go...and it's not even close to as high as they have been in the past. Will they be able to make it to the top of the tree or will they have to call the FAA to let them know that they're coming up so high that they need to let the FAA know what's going on? Will they make it? And will they be strong enough to handle it? Will they even make it there in time to be caught by the FAA before they run out of time to do what they're supposed to do or will the FAA have to send them back to the ground before it's too late? Find out on this episode of Daddy Monster Day! Enjoy the episode and remember to stay tuned for more episodes coming soon. Happy Spring Break! Enjoy, Dad Monster! xoxo, Chloe and S-Spencer and Chloe xoxoxo -P.S. Sorry for the background noise in this episode, it'll be better in the next episode! -Chloe -Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, everyone! Love ya. -DAD Monster Day -Elliott and Chloe xOXOXO -S-M. xOXO -S. CHOKELLY - P.M. and CHOCHO CHOLLO Thanks for listening and supporting Daddy Monster day! -PODCAST XOXO, S-MOM and Chloe, CHO CHOOCHOLEEPER and CHEYEEEEEEEEEEEH! -DADDY MONDSHAPPY FROG DAY! -MRS. . -CHOCHOOHOOHEEEEEH -YOYOHOOOHEEHEE -GOT A GOOD MEEEEEEHAAAAY! -KOSOHAAAAYYYYYYY? -BOOHOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOooooOAAAAAAAHAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAEEEEEEEEH


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Alright guys, so we're doing extreme, extreme swinging today, right?
00:00:06.000 Look at how high this thing goes. Whoa!
00:00:08.000 All the way up there into the trees.
00:00:11.000 Alright, so it's Daddy Monster Day.
00:00:13.000 We got spring break action going on.
00:00:16.000 And Chloe, are you ready to rock and roll?
00:00:17.000 No! You ready to go high?
00:00:19.000 No! Like so high that we have to let the airplanes know that we're coming up that high?
00:00:25.000 Can you handle it?
00:00:26.000 No! I think you can.
00:00:28.000 I think you can. Are we gonna go doubles?
00:00:31.000 Oh boy. You're gonna go doubles?
00:00:34.000 Okay. This could be interesting.
00:00:36.000 This could be interesting.
00:00:38.000 Okay, let's do it guys.
00:00:44.000 Let's do it. I hope you guys are having a good spring break.
00:00:47.000 Alright folks, we're going double duty.
00:00:52.000 Now this is a serious rope swing.
00:00:55.000 This is actually a tree I used to have a rope all the way in that branch to practice rope climbing when I was a little monkey.
00:01:03.000 Okay, so I would go all the way up on a regular rope.
00:01:06.000 Then they put in a rope swing, which is probably safer and nicer.
00:01:10.000 But we're going to go so high that little monsters are going to have to register with the FAA. They're going to have to let them know what's going on.
00:01:20.000 So should I run at you and just try to run and push as hard as I can?
00:01:23.000 Or do we build up slowly?
00:01:27.000 Build-ups? I don't know.
00:01:28.000 Let's see what we got here. And we're going to go all the way underneath.
00:01:35.000 They kicked me in the back.
00:01:37.000 Oh, we lost a flip-flop.
00:01:39.000 We lost a flip-flop.
00:01:41.000 Oh, we got to go higher than that.
00:01:43.000 That's nonsense. That's not like FAA. That's not the FAA. Oh, we got some spin in there.
00:01:52.000 We got some spin in there.
00:01:56.000 Okay, we're going to slow it down.
00:01:58.000 We're going to start over. Crazy people here.
00:02:04.000 Ready? Okay, and we're going to go underneath.
00:02:09.000 Oh my god!
00:02:13.000 Oh monkeys!
00:02:22.000 Now what does this does?
00:02:23.000 You can do better than that.
00:02:26.000 I don't know. You guys are so heavy. I'm not sure I can push you both that much.
00:02:28.000 I'm really, really, really strong, but I don't know about that really, really, really strong.
00:02:34.000 Alright. One more with Spencer by himself.
00:02:36.000 You ready? Alright.
00:02:39.000 You can't fall off this time, okay?
00:02:41.000 I'm ready. That may be the highest I can go for you.
00:02:49.000 underneath okay need to do chloe one more time
00:03:00.000 No, no daddy. Yeah, I think it's...
00:03:02.000 Alright, we gotta see how high it can get Chloe.
00:03:04.000 The one advantage Chloe has to see, she's lighter, the daddy can literally throw her up into the air, into the atmosphere.
00:03:10.000 Right, Chloe? Yeah, she's really light.
00:03:14.000 Okay. Are you ready?
00:03:16.000 Not really, no. Okay.
00:03:20.000 Alright, are you hanging on hard?
00:03:24.000 Hanging on tight. Alright, she's born ready.
00:03:27.000 Chloe is, she's an aggressive little monkey.
00:03:30.000 Okay, move, S-Man. Alright, Chloe, you ready?
00:03:34.000 And one, and two!
00:03:39.000 Whoa! Whoa!
00:03:44.000 Almost got a shoe in the face!
00:03:45.000 Oh my god! Alright, good job, Monkey!
00:03:50.000 There's no kicking daddies!
00:03:52.000 There's no kicking daddies!
00:03:54.000 That's against the rules!
00:03:56.000 You know this! Alright, Monkey.
00:04:00.000 Oh, good jump! Whoa!