Triggered - Donald Trump Jr - May 16, 2021


Whoa: This Guy Goes On An Amazing Rant Against Liberals!


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

177.78688

Word Count

723

Sentence Count

45

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary

Laura Ingalls Wilder's name has been removed from a writing award because her books display stereotypical attitudes and racial language. What does this mean for modern society? Are we supposed to learn from the mistakes of our past? Or pretend as though they never happened so we can never learn them again? It's time to stop sanitising and denying the past to make yourself look good! I'm sick of it. I want a skinny latte and a cup of sugar-free hazelnut syrup. I just want a f***ing coffee, mate! It's 6:30am and I'm scheduled to have an interview in 20 minutes, and I just need the f#cking caffeine! Give me my f#ckin' skinny Latte! I think you'll appreciate it. xo - The Duke - The Duke of Cambridge - Vogue Magazine - Vanity Fair - Time - The New York Times - New York Magazine The New Yorker - People s Guide to Women in Business - This Is My Life - And so much more! - This Is Why I Can't Have It All - - And This Is Not What I Used To Do It - And So Much More! - And I'll Tell You What I Think About It - and This Is What I'm Working On Next - And How I'm Gonna Do It, And This Will Make Me Do It In A Better Next Time - And Here's What I'll Do It's Not Like That - And That's Not Even Close To Me, And It's A Good One - And Then I'll Figure It Out How I'll Say It Out In A Day - And Other Things That I Can Do It Next, And I Can Have It Like That I'll Hear It In The Next Thing - And It'll Have It In My Life And See It In Five Minutes - And There's A Little More Than That, And So On And So I'll See How I Can Help You Do It And See How It Feels Like That In A Positive Tone - And A Bigger Than That And This One, And That Will Be My Reaction To It, and This One's Reaction To That, and That's My Thoughts On This, And Here Will Be The Other Thing I Can Say It In Words And A Few Other Than That And That'll Be My First Thing, And There Will Be More Like That, And I Will Hear It,


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Guys, check this out. This is one of the most real videos I've seen talking about the insanity of modern cancel culture and the stupidity of our society today, where we can't even fathom that maybe things that were written a hundred years ago have some less than awesome language in them, less than awesome innuendo.
00:00:21.000 But rather than just accepting that and learning from those mistakes, we got to cancel them and pretend that they didn't happen.
00:00:28.000 Check out what this, I guess he's a reporter, does.
00:00:31.000 It's an awesome video.
00:00:32.000 I apologize for the language.
00:00:34.000 It's a little aggressive for, you know, a weekend morning.
00:00:37.000 But check it out because he takes down cancel culture and the stupidity of our society today.
00:00:42.000 And rather than learning from the mistakes of our past, we have to pretend as though they never happened so we can maybe not learn anything and make them again.
00:00:51.000 Check it out. It's one of the great sort of takedowns of this modern day stupidity I've seen.
00:00:55.000 I think you'll appreciate it.
00:00:57.000 Well, it's a beautiful day, so we're up on the studio roof.
00:01:01.000 Today we're going to be discussing Laura Ingalls Wilder, author of The Little House on the Prairie books, whose name has been removed from a writing award because her books display stereotypical attitudes and contain racial language.
00:01:13.000 I mean, for f***ing sake, I'd be f***ing amazed if they didn't.
00:01:16.000 Frankly, these books, they're based on the author's childhood between 1870 and 1894.
00:01:22.000 That's like five years after slavery was abolished.
00:01:25.000 The books were written during the Jim Crow laws.
00:01:28.000 It's almost as if cultural norms aren't fixed and changed with the passage of time.
00:01:33.000 Who is this helping? No one.
00:01:35.000 No one needs protecting from Little House on the f***ing Prairie.
00:01:39.000 Or, for that matter, the racially charged language of Huckleberry Finn, or To Kill a Mockingbird, or f***ing...
00:01:45.000 What does this achieve?
00:01:47.000 Who does this help?
00:01:48.000 Stop sanitising and denying the past to make yourself look good!
00:01:52.000 I'm f***ing... I'm sick of it!
00:01:54.000 It's utter b***h!
00:01:55.000 And it's f***ing everywhere you look!
00:01:57.000 We live in the most inclusive, progressive, diverse, prosperous society ever in human history, yet we behave as if we've never had it so f***ing bad.
00:02:05.000 We're told that there is prejudice wherever you look, because there aren't enough female biographies on Wikipedia or enough BAME cyclists on the road.
00:02:14.000 Apparently the biggest challenge to London cyclists is not safety, it's diversity.
00:02:19.000 We used to react to prejudice.
00:02:22.000 Now we actively seek it out.
00:02:23.000 Often where it doesn't f***ing exist, Google has taken the egg out of its salad emoji to make it more inclusive for vegans.
00:02:32.000 Is there a single vegan in the world that feels triggered or oppressed or unrepresented by a salad emoji with an egg in it?
00:02:39.000 What does this achieve?
00:02:41.000 Who does this help?
00:02:44.000 My generation, right, we've never really had to fight for much.
00:02:46.000 Gay rights certainly has come a long way in my lifetime, but, I mean, we never had to fight for the vote.
00:02:52.000 We never had to fight in a f***ing war.
00:02:54.000 You know, my grandmother watched the Battle of Britain taking place above her house.
00:02:59.000 Nazis in planes over her house attempting to invade our country.
00:03:04.000 Actual Nazis. I'm not talking Trump voters.
00:03:06.000 Actual Nazis.
00:03:08.000 Recently, you had Vogue magazine saying tackling women's issues today is harder than women's battle for the vote.
00:03:15.000 You pampered, privately educated c**t!
00:03:18.000 The suffragettes went on hunger strike.
00:03:21.000 Emily Davidson sacrificed her life.
00:03:24.000 Wearing a Louis Vuitton black dress on a red carpet is not the same as jumping in front of a racehorse.
00:03:31.000 Stop fucking demonstrating how fucking worthy you are.
00:03:35.000 And it's not just, it's not just, it's f***ing s***!
00:03:37.000 Look at this, it's f***ing everything!
00:03:39.000 It's everything, right? What's this?
00:03:40.000 This Pride f***ing sponsored Costa coffee?
00:03:43.000 Who does this help? Who does it?
00:03:45.000 I'd like a skinny latte, please, with one pump of sugar-free hazelnut syrup.
00:03:48.000 Would you like it in a cup that publicly displays that you're happy with the notion of same-sex couples having the right to- I just want a f***ing coffee, mate!
00:03:56.000 It's 6.30am and in 20 minutes I'm scheduled to interview Amber f***ing Bud!
00:04:01.000 I just need the f***ing caffeine!
00:04:02.000 Give me my f***ing skinny latte!