Adin Live - January 03, 2021
10 Guys Compete For One Model On Adin’s E-Date Show! (Funny Contestants)
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 16 minutes
Words per Minute
180.35992
Hate Speech Sentences
172
Summary
This is the first episode of E-Day, a dating game show hosted by me. I introduce myself and introduce the contestants to the world. I also give a brief description of the game and explain what to expect in the future episodes.
Transcript
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You guys can follow me on all my social media platforms.
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And last but not least, before you like this video,
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We're not gonna have the best contestant in the world,
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but I promise you guys, tomorrow the slump's gonna be a lot better.
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If it says room three, just click on it and your thing should be on it.
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Before I do, I want to kind of tell you a little about the date.
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I'm one of the contestants, but, you know, I'm gonna be, you know.
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If you want to just introduce yourself, go ahead.
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Hey, just start the cab, my nigga, start the cab.
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Yeah, it's a little bit slimy in here, motherfucker.
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All right, so, look, we're about to get started with this E-Day shit.
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So, basically, how it's gonna work is the first round.
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I'm gonna have you just talk to the guy face-to-face.
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Kind of, for a couple minutes, get to know each other, all right?
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Second round, I'm gonna explain it as I go, but second round is basically, it's gonna
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Like, it's gonna be like a one-on-one v-one type of thing.
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And then the last round is, you're gonna ask some, like, really important questions that
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If you wanna start, like I said, thinking of some questions, but you don't have to obviously...
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I'm in Gwinnett, so it's like 30 minutes away from the city.
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I'm from Cobb County, so I know kind of where that at, so.
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Right now I'm in dental hygiene, so it's like a trade degree.
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So I'm going for like two years of school and then a year of like the actual job.
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What type of things do you like to do in the off time?
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I'm more of a homebody type of female, so I like being home and around my family.
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I'm 6'7", so, you know, I'm just really just play basketball.
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What's one place that you want to go to that you haven't been?
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It's just like, I've always seen like videos and stuff on like YouTube and like people
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go to Dubai and they're like, it's like, they have like the biggest mall there and
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like, you know, they're bougie and I want to go.
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Cause I'm, I'm hosting and my cameras, my cameras already on my stream.
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Um, but, um, yeah, let me get the next person in here.
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I'm from, I was born in Romania, but I live in Atlanta.
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Um, right now I'm in school for dental hygiene.
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Um, but I like doing like, I want to go into real estate too.
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Damn, girl, you got some big, juicy lips, and you fun.
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I'm more of a homebody-type person, but I'll go out once in a while.
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I ain't, like, serious, but I know how to dance.
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I thought that's what you meant when you just said that, but-
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You have to maybe turn my fucking head sideways.
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Take that headphones out and flip the camera, my nigga.
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Take the headphones off and get up and dance, my nigga.
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he gotta put the headphones back on yeah okay so we're back we're back to the conference
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oh yeah so what you been doing during this pandemic um well i did i was working but um
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i lost my job because they closed down they sold the place so i got laid off so i'm still
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now i'm looking for another job but i worked the whole like quarantine we're in the same position
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i lost my job too but did you get fired though yeah no no no listen no no i was close to getting
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fired but the pandemic hit and then get fired see you don't deserve that job i didn't get fired
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i got laid off i got laid off too but you was about to get fired that's besides the point
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everybody gotta smoke i mean i was just got caught smoking on my break and my manager got mad because
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he can't do what i do what was you smoking the cigarette come on now come on you put out a
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blunt to smoke at work yeah what what the fuck i had to i had to ease my mom before i had one back
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damn man okay all right all right all right sorry musty i'm gonna cut you off there that was a good
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round yeah that was a good round but hold on musty stick around for a second what do you rate him one
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through ten i'm gonna give him a um solid 6.7 so that's basically a seven you round it so seven
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yeah yeah yeah yes it's a it's a good rating that's a good little rating appreciate that okay
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we're gonna catch you i'm gonna i'm gonna rate you an eight though could be damn great you fine
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thank you thank you all right musty see you in the second round all right cool
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they're saying drag melt let's see what melts about
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no i ran out my eczema ointment so what the fuck is this i get to know you you know i'm really chill
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you know so what's your name my name is marcella what's your name
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oh my name is uh jalen but everybody they call me melt
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melt melt melt melt okay melt yeah so you know i can't dress nice for you you like my suit
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i do it's very nice yeah this dude he still has a tag on it bro you know i play basketball he still
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that shit for everything like i can't dress nicely but i can also hoop too you like my hair
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yeah great curls no your hair is beautiful chat who would fuck him though i'm not gonna lie to you
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i'd actually fuck him though so nice all right so like what do you like to do for your free time
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like what do you like to do on your free time i don't do much unfortunately i'm more of a like a
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all the time like all the time like you're such a w
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my next question is like what do you want to be when you grow up like what do you want to do
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well i'm not sure what i wait how old is he but i know i want to be like
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wait i didn't know bro okay yeah yeah hold on a second i hit her up hold on a second how old are
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you i'm 19 oh okay okay just make it short yeah yeah yeah chat you guys are so like fucking weird
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bro i don't know i'm at school for dental hygiene but i don't know i want to do me in my mouth
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no if you if i become a dental hygienist then you would come and pay me i would love to be a patient
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i would love to be a patient um but yeah like do you want to know something about me yeah tell me
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something you like to do so i like kind of like fixed computers you know and like you know of course
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i'm on here that's why i have my green screen i was before i was actually using towels but like
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green towels but like now i made my money by like shoveling snow um good i live in cali so i mean
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i kind of like was making money doing that um so i bought me a green screen but yeah that's kind of
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stuff that i do like i hustle you were shoveling snow i hustle huh and you were shoveling snow in cali
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yeah oh all right that's all right i'm gonna cut i'm gonna cut all right mel i'm gonna have you
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i'm gonna have her rate you we gotta we have a lot of contestants tonight because a lot of people
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are interested in marcella um marcella i need you to rate him one through ten okay um i'm gonna give
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you a a 6.7 damn can i ask you did you say you shovel in california yeah snow yeah i hustle you
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want me to shovel your snow all right get in the guy get him out bro get him out bro all right get
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my nigga get my nigga prime in here go ahead and shut this motherfucker down all right yes sir
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hey prime hello prime you dumbass marcella while we wait can you say one thing for me real quick
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don't bro can you say ssb on top ssb on top this is insane bro every girl does it every
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yes bro obviously prime i really prime hold on let me let me deafen marcella
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prime if she declines you i really want to you i just want you to know that
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you're not muted me no you're not muted you're not muted oh all right all right prime go ahead
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you have a couple minutes with marcella go ahead same white t where this shit is crazy
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hello hello hello hi damn what's up beautiful damn what's her name
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there's an echo hold on there's an echo it's not me dumbass it's you
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you have my stream open bro you need the stream you fucking fucking idiot bro
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damn bro that fucking tight ass white t is fucking fucking with your
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hey hey hey i'll body slam your ass through a table
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you you right you're too fucking big to pick up
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hey i'm sorry beautiful they interrupted me man you know they call me you know
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that's what i was asking before they rudely cut me off
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um shit um let me start off with a little shit for my first round
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and i ain't talking about warming no hot pockets up in the microwave for it
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sarmale i know everything but you gotta like romanian food
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and we'll put shimmy shimmy in the second round
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yeah how about you turn your camera on and do it
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let me why don't you let me tell the story dumbass
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and i basically rubbed it inside of my forehead
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i would rip that bd off your fucking face bitch
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you have to look at that baby picture the entire time
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i don't have a lot of people like that in my life
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alright so the second round is gonna be a little bit different
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they're gonna try to win you over for the next round
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wait so should we have them go against each other or not
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Look, look, look, look, listen, Marcella, Marcella,
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Just one, because I kind of want to see him argue more.
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Hey, bro, he wake up, he go to sleep with his controller
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and didn't wake up in the morning just to turn the game on
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Let's go, we got to proceed, we got to proceed.
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Chat, everyone, who's the next two we should drag?
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Chat, Juju, chat, Juju's not, he doesn't want to get in on it,
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I mean, if he doesn't want to get caught up, bro.
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We'll save Seti and what's his name for the last.
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Am I like, if two people come in, can I take any in one?
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So, Marcella, Fat White, Chibu, you've already talked to both of them?
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Chibu, tell me one reason why you'd be a better boyfriend than Fat White.
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Tell me one thing you have that he don't have, type shit.
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Why you think you're gonna be a better boyfriend than Chibu?
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Bro, get your hand off your speaker, uh, fat ass.
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Do you have a question for both of these five gentlemen?
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Okay, um, if y'all could take me out on a date, where would y'all take me?
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As you said again, I'm gonna take you on my roof, you know?
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Um, I like me some Gushers and Rice Krispies, probably.
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Um, I like, see, I like Benihana's, but, um, yeah, okay, I'll take it.
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Fat White, Chaibu, we're gonna start with, uh, Fat White.
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And after we hit niggas through fences, bitch, stop playing.
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You look like a fucking pregnant squirrel, bitch.
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All right, we'll see you both in the third round.
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Shimishim, I'm going to have you tell me why you'd be a better boyfriend than Kari.
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Okay, so I think I would be a better boyfriend than Kari because he's a basketball player.
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And it turns out he's not really good at basketball.
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You see, the thing is, is that he's actually 40 years old.
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So he's, so he's lying about his age and he played middle school ball at the age of like 20.
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Now, the reason why I would be a better boyfriend is because I don't lie about my age and I don't lie to my girl.
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Hey, twin, tell him to stop playing with you, my boy.
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Bro, that joke is so fucking two fucking three years ago, bro.
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Come up with some new shit that would make me laugh, fuck boy.
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Like, um, say, this nigga just tried to diss me.
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He got a, um, I can't take it to go serious, man.
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Yeah, but we, we have practices at night because we, we don't have time to like be on the field because we're like.
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Chat, everyone's, chat, what do you guys got winning?
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I like tackle people and stuff like, bench warmer.
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Literally, if you go, like quit basketball and start playing football and I would literally tackle you to the ground.
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Because I'm the starting player on my football team.
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And I, I go to every single one of my football practices.
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Because, like, basically, like, if I'm committed to something, like, if I do something, then I'm committed to it.
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I just don't want any problems or anything, bro.
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It's, it's like, it's like just a bandana because, like, I sweat a lot.
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So, it keeps my, it's like, sweat from coming down my eyes.
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But, God, like, like, I know what you're trying to get me to say.
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Marcella, would you like to bring both to the next round or just eliminate one?
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You know, I'm gonna give you an eight because you're just a sweetheart.
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And it is, but I can't even get into the third round.
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Like, I've been on, like, on every single E-day.
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Marcella, does your offer still stand, or would you like to bring both, or just?
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You gotta cry to get in the third round, bitch-ass nigga.
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Before we do Seti and Kenny, I want to do one more.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Make sure you guys disable them on OBS if you have it open.
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Can you walk all the way back against the wall?
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Just put your mic down and put your back against the wall.
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Yo, Aiden, I swear to God, that nigga stood up and didn't get taller at all.
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I want to ask one question, but I don't know if we can ask you.
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We got to get to the third round, so let's try to get this shit.
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Kenny, what would make you a better boyfriend than Mercedes?
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The way I carry myself in life, I don't perceive myself to be better than nobody.
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It's based on how you perceive the situation, but shit, what would make me better than him?
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Like, I mean, if I had to answer this, like, I'm going to match your energy.
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I didn't want to tell a story like I always do.
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So, I'm assuming it's the same question for me, right?
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Personally, like, you're going to like me for who I am.
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So, in my opinion, like, I feel like personality is always key.
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Like, you don't got to like me for, like, oh, because I got a bigger bag, I got clout.
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In terms of, like, in terms of just, like, money or, like, whatever the case may be, like, I'm really supportive.
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I don't look for people who have money because money doesn't make a person.
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Kendi, who do you think would win in a boxing match, you or Vercetti?
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Bro, both of you guys are just so fucking fine.
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Bro, I take both of these niggas to the second round.
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I don't have a cut, so don't, like, really judge it off of that.
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It's gonna basically be process of elimination type shit.
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Everyone's gonna come in that you've seen, and you're just gonna start limiting motherfuckers,