Adin Live - January 08, 2023


Adin Attempts to Slide into Jenna Ortega DM’s..


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

173.52092

Word Count

2,142

Sentence Count

307

Misogynist Sentences

20

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

In this episode, Aiden and I talk about how to DM a girl and why it's a bad idea. We also talk about Aiden's experience with double-dming a girl he was in a relationship with 2 years ago.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I need to figure out what I'm going to ask her, bro.
00:00:04.160 I knew what to ask.
00:00:06.680 Dookie.
00:00:08.660 Yo, what's up, bro?
00:00:09.720 I'm live. What are you doing, babe?
00:00:11.600 Bro, stop fucking talking to me like that, bro.
00:00:13.520 It's 2023, bro.
00:00:14.740 You're right. I ain't gonna lie. You're right.
00:00:15.860 It is 2023. I ain't gonna lie.
00:00:17.480 All right, look. So, Duke.
00:00:19.860 Bro, stop!
00:00:23.980 What's up, bro?
00:00:24.960 I'm trying to DM a girl, bro, okay?
00:00:26.560 And I ain't gonna lie. I don't know what to say.
00:00:28.500 Bro, don't say anything, bro.
00:00:29.880 Leave them alone.
00:00:32.020 Focus.
00:00:34.240 Bro, focus.
00:00:36.160 All right, hit me up. Repeat. Focus.
00:00:38.560 Okay.
00:00:39.660 Hey, focus.
00:00:40.560 Focus.
00:00:41.680 On myself.
00:00:44.780 Yes.
00:00:46.120 So, you're saying don't even go for it?
00:00:49.080 Nah, not right now, bro.
00:00:50.660 You just need to. Bro, why are you in a rush, bro?
00:00:53.140 I'm not in a rush, but I ain't gonna lie.
00:00:54.840 I was caught scrolling on TikTok, and I saw a couple TikToks with this girl.
00:00:57.660 I was like, oh my God, wait a minute.
00:00:58.780 Then I went to her Instagram. I was like, oh my God.
00:01:01.060 Wait a second.
00:01:03.520 One through ten.
00:01:04.800 Ten.
00:01:09.320 Yeah.
00:01:10.180 Why you just wanna say hey?
00:01:12.140 Well, I DMed her back in 2020-21, and I said, hey, would you like to be on my Twitch?
00:01:15.640 She didn't respond.
00:01:16.960 Oh, nah, fuck her then.
00:01:17.920 It's over, bro.
00:01:18.520 For real, it's done?
00:01:19.980 Yeah.
00:01:20.560 Cause, like, she didn't respond.
00:01:22.920 But what if she didn't see?
00:01:23.860 She maybe did not see it, though.
00:01:25.660 But she did.
00:01:26.340 Like, you have millions and bazillions of followers.
00:01:28.560 But she has 30 million followers.
00:01:30.700 Oh, fuck.
00:01:31.600 Yeah, she didn't see it.
00:01:34.100 Damn.
00:01:34.620 She got 30?
00:01:36.520 Yes.
00:01:36.880 Cause maybe this time now I'm doing it live on stream.
00:01:47.680 So now people are gonna be like, hey, Aiden, Aiden, Aiden, Aiden, Aiden.
00:01:49.900 I don't know.
00:01:50.280 Maybe.
00:01:50.880 If I don't want.
00:01:51.320 Is that weird?
00:01:51.880 Cause you're right.
00:01:52.220 They might harass her, bro.
00:01:53.880 Like.
00:01:55.040 That might make them feel even weirder, bro.
00:01:57.280 Yeah, I mean, you know, some women, you just gotta meet in person.
00:02:03.880 Some people.
00:02:04.560 You're right.
00:02:05.420 You know what I'm saying?
00:02:06.080 Some people just, you gotta run across them in person.
00:02:08.200 But can I tell you a sign?
00:02:09.140 I DM'd her at 11, 11 p.m.
00:02:10.740 11, 11, make a wish.
00:02:11.760 My wish was to maybe have her respond.
00:02:14.980 Oh, but that was last time, right?
00:02:16.500 Yeah, and it didn't work.
00:02:18.540 Hey, question, question.
00:02:20.500 Were you in a relationship doing that time?
00:02:25.280 You're so weird.
00:02:27.280 Nah, you're weird.
00:02:29.360 You're weird.
00:02:30.640 Dude, you're weird.
00:02:32.320 You're weird as fuck.
00:02:33.980 Nah, dude, really?
00:02:35.620 Yeah, so, you're weird as fuck.
00:02:38.400 Nah, dude, you're actually a, bro.
00:02:40.640 Nah, you're weird.
00:02:45.780 Okay.
00:02:47.040 All right, okay.
00:02:48.360 All goes aside.
00:02:49.420 All goes aside.
00:02:51.380 Bro, all right.
00:02:52.400 So, you're gonna have to either take the L, right?
00:02:54.100 You either have to take the L and double, double DM.
00:02:57.260 Which is insane, by the way.
00:03:00.080 Aiden Ross, the fucking man himself, double DMing.
00:03:04.360 It's insane.
00:03:05.160 It is?
00:03:05.720 Is that, like, actually OD to do?
00:03:07.800 I mean, I ain't gonna lie, bro.
00:03:10.180 If you DM them once and they don't respond, you gotta take the L, all right?
00:03:15.340 What if I, what if I DM her some shit like, hey, don't ignore me.
00:03:21.720 No.
00:03:22.240 I ain't gonna lie, this, this, this, this, it's creepy.
00:03:26.640 Oh, it is?
00:03:27.200 Well, okay.
00:03:28.600 You're saying don't ignore me is creepy.
00:03:31.160 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:03:33.360 Well, all right, so what do I do?
00:03:36.960 I mean, see, you can take the L and double, double DM, or you can see, you have to wait
00:03:42.700 till you see it in person, bro, and try to, you know what I'm saying, where's your magic
00:03:45.480 right here?
00:03:47.260 Do you think I'll ever, ever come across this person in person?
00:03:49.380 Do you, all right, do you want to know who it is?
00:03:51.100 Sure.
00:03:51.880 Her name is Jenna Ortega.
00:03:53.840 Oh, her.
00:03:55.460 Yeah.
00:03:56.640 I've been seeing her around.
00:03:58.240 Yeah.
00:03:58.520 I don't want people to be like, oh, Aiden, you hopped on the Jenna Ortega, like, clout
00:04:04.020 train.
00:04:04.340 Like, no, bro.
00:04:04.820 See, look, I DMed her two years ago, bro.
00:04:06.900 Like.
00:04:08.180 I mean, the chances of her seeing it right now is even less, man.
00:04:12.160 I know.
00:04:13.020 But, like, I don't want people to be like, oh, wow, like, you're only DMing her because
00:04:15.540 she's up now.
00:04:16.040 Like, nah, I DMed her, like, two years ago.
00:04:17.440 You got what I'm saying?
00:04:19.260 Yeah, I mean, you know what?
00:04:21.160 If that's what you want, fuck you.
00:04:22.820 I say double DM her, bro.
00:04:24.100 Okay.
00:04:24.520 What should I say in this DM?
00:04:25.440 Because the first one I said, you want to get on my Twitch stream.
00:04:26.980 The second one, what should I say right now?
00:04:29.240 I mean, I say, man, you know what I'm saying?
00:04:30.600 You got, bro, you, you, you hit a, well, you got a lot of competition.
00:04:34.080 So, I say you get straight to the point.
00:04:36.440 You know what I'm saying?
00:04:37.100 Like, hey, I would, you know what I'm saying?
00:04:40.700 I would love to get to know you type shit.
00:04:42.680 Straight to the point.
00:04:43.200 Straight up, bro.
00:04:44.460 Because, like, bro, imagine, bro, because she, like you said, she gets a wave right now.
00:04:48.580 All right, can I ask you a question, though?
00:04:49.640 She's a 20-year-old actress, okay?
00:04:51.360 And she has 30 million followers on Instagram.
00:04:53.720 Does she know who I am?
00:04:54.460 But what I'm saying is, what if she don't give a fuck about the streamer, she don't
00:05:11.740 tap into the streamer world?
00:05:16.580 Yeah.
00:05:16.900 All right, fuck it.
00:05:23.540 I'm going to just do it.
00:05:24.040 What do I say, bro?
00:05:26.000 Hey.
00:05:27.320 Hey.
00:05:28.060 Hey, comma.
00:05:31.360 Uh...
00:05:31.760 Then tell her what it is, bro.
00:05:33.380 Straight up.
00:05:36.080 Huh?
00:05:37.000 Straight up, I want to get to know you.
00:05:39.480 No, don't say fuck it straight up, weirdo.
00:05:42.240 Okay, so what do I say?
00:05:44.760 Bro, you know, just say, leave straight up out of it.
00:05:48.200 Okay, so, hey, I want to get to know you.
00:05:50.900 Yeah.
00:05:51.420 No, I would like.
00:05:52.600 Oh, I would love.
00:05:53.900 I would love.
00:05:54.940 Yeah.
00:05:55.640 Hey, you know, look at you, bro.
00:05:57.060 Out there.
00:05:57.460 Look at me, dude.
00:06:00.180 I would love to get to know you.
00:06:02.420 Should I say where you stay at?
00:06:05.220 No, bro.
00:06:06.380 What the?
00:06:06.980 Bro, stop being, bro.
00:06:08.220 Stop being weird.
00:06:08.740 All right, so, hey, I would love to get to know you.
00:06:11.740 Yes, bro.
00:06:13.060 Because, look, you already DM'd her first and she fucking egoed the fuck out of you.
00:06:17.540 She didn't...
00:06:18.100 To be fair, she might have just not seen it.
00:06:21.980 Nah, but now you DM'd...
00:06:24.220 Bro, I hope you didn't...
00:06:25.340 No, no, no.
00:06:26.440 No, no, no, no, no.
00:06:27.120 Oh, you doing it on Twitch?
00:06:30.360 No, no.
00:06:31.060 Take out, bro.
00:06:31.880 Take out the love, bro.
00:06:33.260 All caps.
00:06:34.000 Just say regular love, bro.
00:06:35.620 What the fuck are you trying to just get away?
00:06:37.600 Sorry.
00:06:38.740 All right, is that good to send?
00:06:42.560 Look at my Twitch.
00:06:46.940 No, bro.
00:06:47.900 Okay, wrong emojis.
00:06:48.760 Here, how about this one?
00:06:49.460 Wrong emojis, bro.
00:06:50.700 If I was you, like, you're a grown-ass man.
00:06:53.180 If I was you, I wouldn't send no emoji at all.
00:06:55.140 Oh, okay.
00:06:55.920 No hundreds.
00:06:57.060 Hey, I would love to get to know you.
00:06:58.240 Just like that?
00:06:59.660 Yeah.
00:07:00.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:02.380 All right, bet.
00:07:03.060 All right, so then...
00:07:04.180 So, wait.
00:07:04.540 I have a question.
00:07:06.040 How old are you when emojis first came out?
00:07:07.800 I'm not even trying to eat your dick right now.
00:07:10.580 Bro, I don't fucking know, bro.
00:07:12.220 What the fuck?
00:07:12.800 How old are you when emojis came out, bro?
00:07:15.860 I don't remember.
00:07:17.020 All right.
00:07:17.680 All right.
00:07:18.000 I'm just going to send it through.
00:07:18.960 Hey, I would love to get to know you.
00:07:20.180 With a period or no period?
00:07:21.940 Bro, it's social media, bro.
00:07:25.520 It don't matter, bro.
00:07:26.340 Fuck it.
00:07:26.740 All right.
00:07:26.980 It's sent, bro.
00:07:28.600 Ah!
00:07:29.100 Let's go!
00:07:29.760 Yes, sir!
00:07:32.900 All right, Duke.
00:07:34.160 Bro, she left, bro.
00:07:35.520 Damn, bro.
00:07:36.600 I don't know.
00:07:38.500 Hey, if she doesn't respond this time, I'll DM her in another two years.
00:07:42.700 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:07:43.460 Is your STD's cured?
00:07:45.560 Ew.
00:07:45.920 Yeah, Dante, you're weird as fuck for that, bro.
00:07:49.260 Damn.
00:07:49.620 They're saying to change my IG profile picture.
00:07:57.400 Should I change it or keep it as this?
00:07:59.360 Bro.
00:08:01.140 I ain't gonna lie, bro.
00:08:02.100 I'm not really feeling the bald head.
00:08:03.700 I feel like you're...
00:08:05.080 Well, I'm already bald, bro.
00:08:06.180 So what the fuck do I do?
00:08:07.760 I mean, there was some meat riding fucking moves.
00:08:10.320 It was not meat riding.
00:08:11.440 To clarify, I lost a bet, and I did it to get out of my comfort zone.
00:08:15.960 Oh, word.
00:08:16.720 Okay.
00:08:17.460 All right.
00:08:18.360 Yeah.
00:08:18.760 All right.
00:08:20.280 Yeah.
00:08:20.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:21.660 Definitely change the profile picture, bro, because who the fuck is responding to that?
00:08:26.460 Bro, shut up, bro.
00:08:27.540 It's not even that bad.
00:08:28.900 You know what I'm saying?
00:08:29.400 Keep it out of the way to Hunter, though.
00:08:30.380 Who is responding to you with that profile picture?
00:08:32.820 Nobody.
00:08:33.540 For real?
00:08:34.720 Yeah, bro.
00:08:35.280 Just, you know...
00:08:36.040 Wait, is it actually creepy?
00:08:37.960 Yeah, like, like...
00:08:39.080 You gotta put yourself in a realistic situation.
00:08:41.400 She already doesn't know who you are.
00:08:44.300 So she see that?
00:08:46.020 Let's say she finally do see your fucking DM and answer picture?
00:08:48.820 Oh, come on, bro.
00:08:50.040 All right, so you're saying change my...
00:08:51.160 What should I change it to?
00:08:53.980 Bro, bro, like, the one...
00:08:55.600 Bro, I don't know, bro.
00:08:57.060 One better looking than that one.
00:08:59.200 Shit, you won't be fucking riding Andrew Tate's dick.
00:09:01.480 Bro, I'm not riding anyone's dick, bro.
00:09:04.700 Wait, do you think she likes Andrew Tate or nah?
00:09:08.820 Probably not.
00:09:09.860 Hold on, hold on.
00:09:10.420 Yo, cuff him.
00:09:10.960 Shut the fuck up.
00:09:11.820 Shut up, bitch.
00:09:12.900 Sorry about that.
00:09:13.620 Yeah, I ain't gonna lie.
00:09:15.740 You won't, you won't take dick.
00:09:17.140 I ain't gonna lie.
00:09:17.860 Like, the haircut was...
00:09:18.800 The haircut was a bit, but the profile picture is a dick ride.
00:09:23.900 The profile picture...
00:09:26.180 100%.
00:09:26.840 Dude, do you think she's gonna respond?
00:09:29.040 No.
00:09:31.360 Not even if I change the picture or everything?
00:09:33.480 If you change the picture, you got a way better chance, bro.
00:09:36.200 For real?
00:09:36.620 Yeah, bro.
00:09:38.060 Like, I'm saying, like, you look like a fucking weirdo in that profile picture.
00:09:40.960 You got the fucking...
00:09:42.760 The...
00:09:43.960 The...
00:09:44.380 I know.
00:09:44.920 No, you know why it's dick getting?
00:09:45.940 Because the glasses, too.
00:09:47.780 Yeah, yeah.
00:09:48.240 It's creepy, bro.
00:09:49.160 It is creepy.
00:09:49.840 You're right.
00:09:50.080 The glasses make me look really weird.
00:09:52.180 Yeah, so, like, you change it back to the handsome one you had.
00:09:54.940 Before, the other one you had was handsome.
00:09:56.260 It was cool.
00:09:57.900 For real?
00:09:58.460 It was handsome, dude?
00:09:59.420 Yeah, then you start...
00:10:00.280 You start dead riding.
00:10:01.420 Now you...
00:10:01.900 Now you got there.
00:10:02.940 You know what I'm saying?
00:10:03.540 I'm afraid.
00:10:04.480 Okay, here.
00:10:05.120 I'm gonna...
00:10:05.480 Stay on the phone.
00:10:05.900 I'm gonna change my picture right now.
00:10:06.660 You tell me if it's good, okay?
00:10:08.500 Okay, okay.
00:10:09.820 All right.
00:10:10.960 Boy, why you smile like that?
00:10:13.320 You know what I'm saying?
00:10:15.380 All right.
00:10:16.000 What, bro?
00:10:17.480 You supposed to be a dummy man to tell me if it's good or not?
00:10:19.920 I will.
00:10:20.720 That's why I'm still on the phone.
00:10:22.160 All right, give me a second.
00:10:22.800 Give me a second.
00:10:25.120 So, how's your...
00:10:25.680 How's your New Year's been, bro, so far?
00:10:27.660 It's been fantastic.
00:10:28.660 Wait, so, I have a question.
00:10:29.600 Do you have a girl or no?
00:10:31.960 What?
00:10:32.840 Never mind.
00:10:33.240 I'm not trying to be federal and shit.
00:10:34.820 Yeah, bro.
00:10:35.200 That was fair, bro.
00:10:36.060 My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:10:37.440 I was like, 2023?
00:10:39.200 Mind your own business.
00:10:40.320 The whole year.
00:10:40.780 I got you.
00:10:43.100 All right, Duke.
00:10:43.660 Are you looking at my stream?
00:10:45.380 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:10:46.440 All right, I'm shooting my picture right now.
00:10:48.260 You want a second here?
00:10:51.260 All right, let me see.
00:10:56.120 All right, there.
00:10:56.900 I just did it.
00:10:58.000 Let me go to refresh my page.
00:11:01.560 You good?
00:11:02.240 Yeah, did you see my new picture?
00:11:06.620 It didn't...
00:11:07.780 Yeah, you probably the weirdest motherfucker that I know.
00:11:13.920 And I was trying to be cool with you, but she's definitely not responding to you, bro.
00:11:18.100 She deserves way better.
00:11:19.220 Bro, really?
00:11:21.100 Bro, bro, she's out your fucking league, bro.
00:11:25.760 She's out your fucking league, my guy.
00:11:28.080 And while I was trying to be fucking nice, you're my guy and I love you to death, but she's out your fucking league.
00:11:33.440 All right, wait four months till you get your hair back and stop dick riding other grown-ass men.
00:11:39.040 And maybe you'll get some bitches back to yourself.
00:11:41.680 Bitch-ass, hoe-ass, nigga.
00:11:46.260 Whatever.
00:11:47.300 There's no such thing as a league.
00:11:51.480 And now I'm leaving this picture up, so I don't give a fuck anymore, bro.
00:11:54.640 Look at her Twitter likes.
00:11:56.200 All right, let me see real quick.
00:11:58.560 All right, all right, all right.
00:12:02.900 Why are you guys having to look at her Twitter likes?
00:12:06.140 What's on her Twitter?
00:12:09.040 Y'all are weird as fuck.