Adin & BruceDropEmOff Team Up in the NBA 2K22 Park.. (very funny)
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 6 minutes
Words per Minute
162.90446
Hate Speech Sentences
173
Summary
In this episode, we talk about the NBA Playoffs, the NBA draft, and the NBA free agency. We also discuss the NBA Finals and the upcoming NBA All-Star break, and a little bit of everything in between.
Transcript
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yo bro you are you're an egotistical fat me yes tell that grandma what you mean
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nah bro just never talk to me again bro what what what what it never talked to me again what i do
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everything wrong let's go bro like i can't like i can't come on like in
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brian martin bro yo bro let me get that yo let me get no let me come here dude oh yeah come your fan
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just because i passed the ball you're not going to shut up you shot that bro that's a good that's a
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good shot come here pay that green what though that's it oh that's a bad shot yeah it's a bad
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shot right out of here bro playing like jason tatum chill bro give me the ball come on
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stop laughing bro you need to scream or you want iso bro no stop laughing bro dribble the goddamn ball
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oh hell no let's go let's go come on let's talk let's talk let's talk let's talk shut up i'm hungry
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step eight obviously sugar shit ah ain't gonna lie he baked your shit nigga
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goddamn powdered on that hands man put them bitches down bro
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yeah i'm a gamer nigga that's bad though that's bad don't be like me train bro oh my god
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i i stand up i can't do nothing about that i can't do nothing about that i can't do nothing about that
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good shot good shot let's get started vibrate like a good shot let's get started let's get
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i'm going to watch the corner come he knows how to dribble on god
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shit i'm not doing that bro i'm supposed to see what y'all said
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all right bro fade that bit you know what to do you know what to do
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i got you need a screen or no duh all right but it's like saying do you need to eat a cheeseburger
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shoot it that was that was i'm like that was dick sorry i'm sorry bro
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my granddaddy my granddaddy taught me how to shoot dumb
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never can miss it your granddaddy wait your granddaddy played basketball
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i can't play this shit bro what's better shot corner next bro this next jet is just annoying bro
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you fell off bro really i'm not good at this no more
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i can't bro old aiden old aiden would have never let that shit yo bro what the
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am i looking at that's that's your d bro that's yours they're saying current's better we should
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get on come here you gotta no come here you gotta watch come here go left go left you gotta watch
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this pop to the corner pop to the corner right here three good shot come on yo d
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you want me to switch switch switch switch switch you get mine you get mine i got this one come on
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come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on yo i'm on that i'm on that
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let's go yeah when i play up i ain't gonna be able to get bored come on
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come on hold on hold on who i'm getting all right come on like a dress for here
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we're like a talk yo bro give us a pass fast bro i swear to
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go go go go go corner go corner go corner yeah bro you're definitely
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i didn't bro how did i sell bro you sold dude oh no oh that's not even a bad shot bruh what
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yo controlling that working why the would you shoot it it's like holding it too long
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bro come you know it's not a bad shot though bro that's a good shot i hit that
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i'm saying that went over the meter though like you didn't release it we gotta play yo
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shoot shoot shoot yeah he just like the whole game good boy
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i swear to god bro chat yes or no bro yes or no on god it literally popped up a like controller
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bro i swear my life bro i swear to god it did bro like bruce i swear to god i pop a little
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controller but i swear to god bro yo it's like how do you have to be bro no bro like
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like listen bro i swear on everything i love bro it literally popped the controller bro
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there's something i actually want my ps5 bro i swear to god bro like i swear on everything i love
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bro like on everything i love bro so i'm confused you know you know your
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shit fucked up so why would you let him shoot it instead of you bro
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you were forcing me to shoot it bro you said shoot
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bro the controller i was using yesterday was white i'm using a black one bro
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what the wow what the bro they said is that the same controller no i'm telling them it's different
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bro bro don't do that dude come on come on hold on bro there's nothing to spin i gotta fix this
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shit dude can you wait oh my god dude could you totally wait man i gotta fix my
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controller dude you suck bro hold on bro can you just wait i'm better than you can i be ball
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oh my god now they're spinning that one emo bro i gotta lie you earned it after that i gotta lie
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did what that's a good performance all right i'll be honest you did play better than me bro can you
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just why is this shit fucking up dude you okay no it's annoying dude like just take a deep breath
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all right all right let's get on the gun next come on bro well give me a quart just i need like 10
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seconds i just want to get a piece of pizza bro and i swear to god i'm gonna lock in yo can you
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stop stress eating whichever i don't do that bruce no you are bro you have to come on bro like that's
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bad same court same court other side you were just eating donuts bro bro don't do that bro
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where cuff where 500 same court but the other side of the other side of it hurry oh my god my controller
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fucking up bro my controller bro bro weirdo okay bro listen can you hop on hop on hop on hop on
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they hopped up they hopped up hop on come come come come back i gotta go get a food piece of food bro
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no no you can't leave the game won't start right now yo i'm right here i'm right i swear to god i'm right
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here bro why do i hear these motherfucking game shot bro i can't hear them too come got pressed what
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they would it yo wait who who won who won come from my way my bad guys good shot that's a good shot
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cover bruce here here i'm here i'm gonna get it good d bro d oh i don't know bro i feel like
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i feel like i feel like current is better than next year bro i'm so indecisive dude the ball bro
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damn you're so bad bro you shut the up you see i'm playing inbound
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chat do i get on current oh yeah or not bro current x come on let's get started
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current is ass no bro i'm current you can dribble though bro i'm current you can literally dribble
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on next gen bro it's like it's like ass dude yo we're our team yo
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hold on bro you out of bounds bro shut up cut bro damn chill chill
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nigga can you shut up i know how to play i'm a pop bitch yo come on man
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back to first three seconds three seconds lebron we need that i'm so bad bad bro i got you go corner
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go corner yeah i'm gonna i'm getting on i'm getting on that fuck this shit bro
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yo that nigga is long as fuck but chat on current can you iso on current bro i'm only playing
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curve you iso yo let's tighten up man i mean could you could you iso or not pop to the corner oh that's
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it here hit me you idiot bro ah ah scary yeah it's all right bro you're just kind of late you know
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yeah that's wrong come on bro bruce you gotta fade that bitch i know no i know i know no green bruce
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green corner corner yo let's start picking it let's start taking the two let's stop being weird yeah i was
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gonna all right i'm not gonna lie guys let me cut down just let me cut yeah that's bad
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jesus christ let me see the ball bro let me see the ball no no no no hold on bro let me lock it
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we got our shit fucked on right now you got that green good shot bro i'm not like that i'm not like
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that i'm not like that yeah it's okay okay so let's okay let's just play our game let's just let's
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let's stop playing so fast pace what's the easier game current or nest because this is too hard bro
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i can't plan this right now from the elbow i gotta start fading i can only fade
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i can only fit in this game bro get it get it good dude i'm getting i'm getting
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shit on dude allah we honestly need a three right here and then if you if we get a three right here
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i'll guarantee get stopped oh you're supposed to fade that bitch shoot it pop up pop up pop up
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oh you're so bad who's all right there chat me a couple of these this is weird
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this is isaiah nine is beating my ass what come you were you could have shot that right there
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right there shut up you gotta you gotta you gotta start shooting i got it i got you i got you i got
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you i'm locking i'm locking i'm locking i'm supposed to be the third shooter not the first shooter
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i got you the fuck bro good dude bruce damn fuck bro i feel like wait wait are the sliders
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different on stage and park nah are you sure on current there is yeah bruce pick up right there
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that's a steal it's me still slow down hold on hold on okay hey look every time you run left
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ada i'm gonna pop is it easier to play on parker stage in this game think he tossing though
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beat your shit against the oh no no no oh five seconds come on come on reset reset
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i don't know bro get mine get mine like no no are you good it's 2k23 gonna be one game or two games
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bro and that's so because i don't know i don't know which one i like main bro whether it's gonna be
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current next when i start playing it you know what i mean oh yeah oh yeah let's do it let me get that
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up chill chill chill you see ball got you i got your screen pop to the corner pop to the corner
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i like that i ain't gonna lie no threes be good no threes be good huh you're getting carried
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though bro i'm not getting carried bro i'm not getting carried you guys have a playmaker i'm not
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really that much to score like end this game right now chat come on let's go ready for me to end it
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check you ready like this i don't give a what let me have the game let me close the game let me close
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this game bro let me close this game bro yo it's 17 oh go ahead close that
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green oh we needed three we needed three we needed three we needed three we needed three we needed
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all right we lost they're gonna just drive hey come on somebody get it bruce
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oh my god no threes no threes no threes three up three up bruce corner corner come on up
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get it get it no threes no threes no threes no threes three up i got him i got him i got him i got him
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you're there you there to two let's go wait wait wait i got three we got there three i got it
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i got you i'm gonna end it come on come on yo don't boost it don't boost it don't boost it i got you
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you know, go, go, go, go, game, game, game, game, oh my god, oh my fucking god, bro, Jesus
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Christ, that's a good 11, that's a good 11, let's go, bro, yeah, who the fuck says that
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when they win, bro, I just realized something, bro, yo, what, I'm bleeding for some reason,
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the fuck, oh god, I'm bleeding, what the fuck, my thumb, stop biting your fingernails,
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Bruce, am I him, Bruce, am I him, am I him, yo, you're Hamilton Johns, what's that, that's
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what your name is, that's just your new day, because you're him, bro, that's a good shot,
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thank you, bro, you played a really good game, you got some good stops and stuff, you should
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have greened it, you ass for not greening it, though, you're fat and ugly, I mean, shit,
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that's a pretty fucked up combo, huh, the fuck, the fuck, ain't even gonna volley you like
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that, bro, wait, cuff him, what, is your first time meeting Bruce,
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uh, wait, I didn't even probably use guys, Bruce, cuff him, cuff him, Bruce,
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we've been playing for like 20 minutes, bro, we're pretty familiar,
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I lagged out, I lagged out, I lagged out, I lagged out, bro, how, bro, how, he says,
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yeah, like, it's my fucking fault, fuck out of here, bro, it is your fucking fault, bitch,
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yeah, okay, whatever, bro, yo, y'all fucking up the box, you supposed to have, you supposed
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to have top internet, bro, whatever, bro, I'm sorry, can you invite me back to your part,
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uh, we in the game, we going in this shit, though, we good, I don't know about it, oh,
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they're saying it's because the mascots, bro, they glitched the court, y'all are weird as
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fuck, bro, y'all could do that in this game, no, we in the game, we in the game, oh, y'all
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are in, fuck, yeah, fuck, that's so annoying, dude, yo, you're rich with LW5, bro,
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get it together, I got you, I'm sorry, Brucey, let's go, we got to win this shit,
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it's going to be double teaming, why'd you fuck up the vibes, you're weird, my bad, bro,
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like, I totally meant to do that, you're a weirdo, bro, you're tipping, oh, yeah, let's go, come on,
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my thumb hurts so bad, bro, he's so fucking weird,
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oh, shit, yeah, call for it, bad, bro, come here, come here,
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I would rather fucking bang my head against a brick wall repeatedly,
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what's the longest you've ever gone without busting a nut?
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what's the longest y'all have ever gone without busting a nut?
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you're lying if you said you've never jerked off at your boy's house.
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I don't know why people just think that they haven't,
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where's the weirdest spot you ever beat your shit,
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you're gonna see some fat ass white titties with pink nipples,
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You're beating your shit with fucking dish detergent,
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you'd walk over and look on the other side type shit,
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but my dad really thought I was gay growing up,
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they actually locked people up over the internet.
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so that's when the internet was kind of strict,
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strict enough that I still went to fucking jail after they said,
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I was in that bit for like a good goddamn three days.
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Have you been to jail one time other than that,
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you still tell this story out of their respect?
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you want to hear the story about them just fucking the shit out of each other?
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So pretty much it was one day on Christmas break.
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What do y'all celebrate chat during the wintertime?
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he built it where the walls were never connecting and you can kind of see shadows.
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And I was at my grandparents house and I was about to go to New York.
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So I straight up got up and I went closer to the door and I put my fucking,
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Just kind of just make sure I know what's going on before I create a scene.
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So I really heard what's going on and hearing a lot of like,
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But like ride me cowgirl was like the main thing that my grandmother said to my,
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and then the best part about it was I got a gaming laptop out of it.
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And I played a lot of wizard one-on-one and runescape.
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I told my dad what happened and he made me see like three therapy sessions in
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What's the most traumatizing thing you've ever seen?
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like your grandma farted on your face or some shit.
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So now we're going to insults because you have,
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this whole little thuggish group got allegations,
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I was saying cuff him because your guy was fucking cut wide open, bro.
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what do you think was the best 2K chat and Bruce and Cuff him?
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Remember they took out the speed boost to get 16?
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I'm stroking that shit like it's a fucking Sunday evening.
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I'm fucking trying to go out one through three.
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even though y'all stars in different categories,
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So I feel like it's just cool because y'all get to like come together and like you guys
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And the nigga that stabbed you on Friday the 13th,
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You got three style wounds under your fucking arm and you talking shit about me and my dad.
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My dad in prison because he spent the block on some fuck niggas.
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I haven't touched the ball in like six possessions.
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you talking about fucking some locked up daddy shit and you not even playing.
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Now the game's kind of pissing me the fuck off now.
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I'm going to literally put it on like everything I love.
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Are you praying on your own friends to lose money?
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Are you praying on your own friends to lose money, bro?
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because they're actually fucking nice people, bro.
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I'm literally putting another hundred grand in the Celtics.
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Neon's the one that tries to make that shit worse.
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Do you guys know in Klay Thompson in all game sixes,
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I don't even know why I got to explain myself to you,
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He really thought the Celtics were going to win?
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ain't got donkey of the day for telling you to bet.
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I guess we're just never ever going to play team up.
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I'm not even going to come at you because they're only hurtful.
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if y'all can guess which streamer did it for me.
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remember we found out cuff him at a burner account?
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I don't know who y'all think I'm supposed to be.