Adin Live - December 15, 2022


Adin Called Youtubers Dressed Up as Andrew Tate..


Episode Stats

Length

20 minutes

Words per Minute

180.19377

Word Count

3,664

Sentence Count

5

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

29


Summary

On this episode of the brother and sister duo of the and are joined by their good friends Aiden and Kai. The guys discuss Aiden's new hair cut, Aiden being disappointed in himself, and more


Transcript

00:00:00.000 young man come to the camera what's good how are you oh
00:00:08.400 young man boy dr evil look at that mini me look at mr clean look at that
00:00:20.100 young man that is haram that is haram do not speak to me like that young man
00:00:30.000 what happened to your hair young man have you been uh you know praying to God
00:00:34.980 every day
00:00:38.120 welcome to your head young man I will not speak I will not get spoken to like that
00:00:45.060 do you understand bro you look like dr. evil look at what listen do you like
00:00:54.840 it now let's take out the glasses real quick let me see
00:01:08.440 well now I put the glasses back on bro put the glasses back on
00:01:13.820 nah I ain't gonna lie bro you should have did that bro I ain't gonna lie to you
00:01:20.800 I look good nah bro I wouldn't I wouldn't have did that one
00:01:24.300 so would you still fuck me like this huh bishop would you put that dick inside of me
00:01:30.060 huh inside of my guts fuck me thrust back and forth
00:01:32.860 oh I'm gonna spit in my mouth I'm just oh I'm riding that dick
00:01:36.300 hey do you know what the fuck you are you know what the fuck you are
00:01:39.480 well you know exactly you are bishop ooh you fucking
00:01:42.400 nah bro grow your hair back out bro that's your ass
00:01:47.880 I miss you sweetie pie you good nah I'm gonna see you soon yeah I'm good I'm good I'm good
00:01:51.920 all right hit me in a bit
00:01:53.040 all right dr. evil looking ass mini me looking ass
00:01:56.240 plop on your shit
00:01:57.200 young man are you smoking young man we have a lot to speak about how are you
00:02:16.680 bitch are you smoking how are you young man how are you
00:02:20.200 I'm disappointed Aiden what I'm disappointed why I'm disappointed in you I was gonna call
00:02:28.000 you to be disappointed to you why are you disappointed in me
00:02:29.600 I'm disappointed in you because you have a fucking ball cap on and you're not
00:02:36.060 bald and you know being a follower of you for some time I feel so hurt because you
00:02:43.480 genuinely promised me that she was gonna shave your head and you didn't shave your
00:02:47.600 head I got something to show you look don't say nothing
00:02:52.400 I'm streaming
00:02:56.460 look you see that was a test I just looked at your stream and you didn't show me and you didn't show
00:03:01.420 they can see me I'm streaming though I'm streaming yes they can see you
00:03:04.740 everyone say hi Kai Kai I like you you know why I like you
00:03:09.700 why because you are a perfect example of the greatness in this generation you're doing a lot
00:03:15.600 of great things and I wanted to say Kai that's why I look at you and I say my brother
00:03:19.520 brother thank you my brother I appreciate that but um why you on Andrew Tate dick
00:03:24.360 huh why you on Andrew Tate dick
00:03:27.000 no no I'm not on my own man I'm not on anyone's dick that's haram
00:03:30.620 why are you smoking you don't smoke cigars you don't wear shades all the time
00:03:35.740 you're like you have no shirt on like what are you doing
00:03:38.960 well I like to be in the best version of myself do you understand this is this is a
00:03:43.420 very clean natural version of Aiden okay and okay what's different I feel more free
00:03:48.880 smoking a $300 cigar is some businessman shit
00:03:54.820 that's $300 $300 for this yes you got fucking scammed nigga no $300 for a fucking dick
00:04:04.740 you smoking dick take another pool take another pool you smoking dick oh my god
00:04:11.460 hurrah well hold on let me pause the hack this does look like you're a dick I'm not gonna
00:04:15.700 lie yo what the fuck yo you're weird as fuck yo
00:04:18.920 Kai baby you ready to get drunk tomorrow yes chat if you don't know me and Kai it's his birthday
00:04:27.380 friday we are drinking on discord I think Bruce Rage what Bruce Rage me you Bruce and Rage are
00:04:35.060 gonna drink tomorrow on discord yeah whoever else wanna drink Kai I have a surprise for you as well
00:04:39.480 I already told you I'm out is it cool is it is it cool Kai you got five million from steak and you
00:04:49.580 about to bless a nigga oh my god Kai oh my god thank you so much yo you are a real ass nigga bro
00:04:59.540 oh my fucking god I knew you was that nigga bro Kai even better
00:05:07.080 I got you
00:05:10.140 four drummo girls for discord tomorrow
00:05:16.140 oh okay I see what's going on okay but look no be strategic so look so look at first I'm gonna get
00:05:24.260 lit with my niggas you know the mafia and shit you feel me take a couple shots then we gonna go
00:05:28.440 into discord with everybody I got yeah I got I got something planned for tomorrow too but can't
00:05:33.880 tell too much on that okay don't say yeah but you know I'm there too but you know we can't we can't
00:05:38.940 stay on too like cuz I gotta you gotta yes sir and tell everyone how you're flying private oh they know
00:05:45.120 oh they know you're flying private no not private Kai don't lie guys Kai doesn't want Kai oh shut the
00:05:50.720 fuck up shut up young man shut up are you gonna be a private jet are you gonna fly me should I actually do
00:05:59.000 that for your birthday yes bro I can do that chat should I get him a jet for his birthday
00:06:03.200 you might as well I got my shit booked already so let me know I'm not gonna lie should I do that for
00:06:08.840 you bro yes bro you've never flown private before have you I never but if you don't want to it's fine
00:06:14.460 you don't have to bro I ain't gonna lie bro Kai can I say something about you bro I'm like spirit so
00:06:18.420 like tickets be $20 I'll be lit most people in my in my you know in our workspace I don't really like
00:06:26.380 outside of streaming you don't like outside what I don't really like outside of work you know like
00:06:31.400 you know like in friends Kai you had friends in school you know you don't school we had friends
00:06:35.120 that like we would never hang out with outside of school yeah most people are like that but you
00:06:39.540 we're about to turn up is that a monkey yeah like it
00:06:44.180 yo oh my god you look like the nigga oh my god my foot fell asleep fuck my foot fell asleep
00:06:55.380 Kai what do I do my foot fell asleep my foot fell asleep I don't know what do I do I don't know
00:07:02.240 but what was he talking about we were just having a good conversation I don't know my foot fell asleep
00:07:05.020 the fuck what do I have to wake it up bro stop it stop your feet but it feels like ants that's true
00:07:10.340 anyways let me call my flight guy and see what he can do
00:07:15.860 no matter of fact I no longer trust anything that you say so um don't call me bro just accept this
00:07:21.820 my foot fell asleep I actually so uncomfortable
00:07:23.960 I don't come on come on Aiden you can't keep
00:07:25.960 for your birthday you know what I'm actually gonna get you though
00:07:27.680 okay what
00:07:28.880 okay I'm not gonna say the jeweler out loud
00:07:31.640 but I went to that jeweler that you texted
00:07:33.720 you're getting a watch
00:07:36.040 what
00:07:37.120 you're getting an AP for your birthday you're getting an AP right
00:07:39.400 what
00:07:40.960 you're getting an AP for you from that jeweler that texted you right
00:07:43.660 no I haven't said anything about that jeweler
00:07:45.080 what
00:07:45.880 I haven't confirmed anything about that jeweler
00:07:47.580 okay but you're going to
00:07:49.240 he lied to my name
00:07:49.600 Kai
00:07:49.880 Kai for your birthday
00:07:51.200 so that he lied to my name
00:07:52.500 no
00:07:52.880 he showed me that you texted
00:07:54.080 Kai listen just listen to me bro stop interrupting you're rude
00:07:56.260 okay
00:07:56.620 for your birthday
00:07:58.060 I will buy you a watch
00:07:59.820 a nice style watch
00:08:00.660 that's cap now you gotta do it
00:08:02.080 I'm gonna do it
00:08:02.940 and I'm gonna let everyone know right now listen
00:08:04.860 I put it on my mother's life
00:08:08.260 I will buy you an AP
00:08:09.400 an iStyle AP
00:08:10.240 go chill
00:08:11.240 go chill
00:08:12.620 listen
00:08:13.160 we will go together to the jeweler
00:08:15.280 he's right by my house
00:08:16.360 and we're gonna go together
00:08:17.640 I'm gonna buy you an AP for your birthday
00:08:18.620 what if I don't want an AP like what if I'm
00:08:21.740 no you're getting an AP because that's what you texted
00:08:23.980 stop
00:08:24.980 it's what 30 racks
00:08:26.540 what if I don't
00:08:27.480 what if I want like a nice little 10
00:08:29.300 no you're gonna get a $30,000 $40,000 AP
00:08:31.440 I'm gonna buy
00:08:31.880 I got you
00:08:34.400 Kai
00:08:35.200 damn god bro
00:08:36.380 I swear to god
00:08:37.260 bro you make me feel bad
00:08:38.880 because I didn't get you nothing bro
00:08:40.440 I know you didn't
00:08:41.420 that's some fuck shit
00:08:42.100 but it's okay
00:08:42.620 Kai
00:08:43.120 my next birthday
00:08:43.980 just get me a little bit of something
00:08:45.060 no on god
00:08:46.660 on god
00:08:47.280 I'll keep talking with you
00:08:48.820 like
00:08:49.080 what
00:08:49.700 yeah
00:08:50.220 on god
00:08:50.860 I'll keep talking with you
00:08:52.400 each year
00:08:52.880 if you give me that bro
00:08:54.260 you don't have to
00:08:55.180 I am
00:08:56.280 I'm gonna get you an AP
00:08:57.680 are you talking because you're Andrew Tate
00:09:01.880 I'm not talking
00:09:02.480 I could do that
00:09:03.160 you put that on Mama Ross
00:09:05.520 it's like
00:09:05.860 put that on Mama Ross
00:09:06.740 and I'll put it on Mama Sana
00:09:08.140 yeah
00:09:09.160 okay
00:09:09.540 now you got it
00:09:10.220 now I have to
00:09:11.040 yeah get sturdy
00:09:14.320 get sturdy
00:09:14.980 get sturdy
00:09:15.680 get goddamn sturdy
00:09:18.020 all this up
00:09:19.380 hey
00:09:19.960 hey
00:09:20.280 hey look
00:09:20.700 hey look
00:09:21.100 hey look
00:09:21.440 hey look
00:09:21.780 hey look
00:09:22.060 hey look
00:09:22.080 hey look
00:09:22.680 hey look
00:09:23.840 look
00:09:23.960 this whole weekend
00:09:24.980 we gonna have to talk
00:09:26.060 of our motherfucking lives bro
00:09:27.860 phantom just said
00:09:28.680 he has to come and do a stream here
00:09:30.120 and then after that
00:09:30.660 we're gonna go out right
00:09:31.360 huh
00:09:32.280 phantom told me he's gonna
00:09:33.240 he's gonna use my setup
00:09:34.060 to do a stream here
00:09:34.600 then I
00:09:34.840 I think
00:09:35.640 I think he's doing some shit
00:09:36.640 yeah
00:09:37.060 some shit
00:09:37.560 I don't know
00:09:37.800 and then
00:09:38.020 but I
00:09:38.400 you could just
00:09:39.080 me and you could go do something
00:09:40.380 while you're streaming
00:09:40.760 we're gonna do mad shit
00:09:42.400 I'm doing
00:09:42.780 I got shit planned out bro
00:09:43.780 alright bet
00:09:44.280 Kai I'll call you more off stream
00:09:45.820 but I do wanna say one thing
00:09:47.060 I put it on both of our brothers lives
00:09:48.660 I'm getting you that
00:09:49.180 April for your birthday
00:09:49.700 you're my brother
00:09:50.160 and I love you
00:09:51.060 bro you are crazy
00:09:52.560 do not thank me yet
00:09:53.440 until we walk in
00:09:54.120 and I buy it
00:09:54.700 okay
00:09:54.960 I'm not capping
00:09:56.920 I just said it in front of the stream
00:09:57.960 so now they know
00:09:58.360 I have to do it
00:09:59.660 yo
00:10:00.280 alright bro
00:10:01.880 happy birthday bro
00:10:02.580 it's gonna be a good one
00:10:03.240 I feel it's gonna be
00:10:04.020 a great birthday
00:10:04.580 alright bro
00:10:05.600 I love you bro
00:10:06.320 I like you too
00:10:07.120 alright
00:10:07.320 come on Jake
00:10:09.020 Jake I'm streaming
00:10:10.780 is it okay if I show
00:10:11.680 the stream to you
00:10:12.160 yeah
00:10:13.300 I have a special guest
00:10:14.420 who wants to talk to you
00:10:15.180 alright
00:10:18.600 Jake Paul
00:10:19.980 Jake Paul
00:10:25.840 yo
00:10:26.840 is
00:10:27.180 Tate
00:10:28.880 yes
00:10:29.960 now
00:10:31.380 Jake
00:10:32.040 you and your brother
00:10:33.160 I respect you Jake
00:10:35.180 I like you as a boxer
00:10:36.040 I like you as a person
00:10:36.800 I respect you
00:10:37.380 but your brother
00:10:38.380 I don't know about him
00:10:40.240 yeah
00:10:42.060 yeah man
00:10:43.000 I feel you Tate
00:10:44.800 I feel you Tate
00:10:45.560 yeah he's getting
00:10:46.240 he's getting a little
00:10:47.140 cancelled right now
00:10:48.340 a little out of hand
00:10:49.060 yeah
00:10:50.180 yeah
00:10:51.420 he's tripping
00:10:52.380 he's tripping a little bit
00:10:53.600 but you know
00:10:54.280 maybe he's just doing it
00:10:55.720 maybe he's just doing it
00:10:56.560 to get the people riled up
00:10:57.700 you never know
00:10:58.000 that might be what it is
00:10:58.800 let me ask you a quick question
00:11:00.000 uh
00:11:00.320 Mr. Paul
00:11:00.780 do you believe that you can beat me
00:11:03.160 in a boxing match
00:11:03.860 I do
00:11:05.660 I do
00:11:06.180 yeah man
00:11:06.920 you do
00:11:07.400 is that so young man
00:11:08.920 I know I can
00:11:11.180 you know you can
00:11:12.220 100%
00:11:13.800 so what about signing papers then
00:11:15.320 I've been trying to get you to sign
00:11:18.220 really
00:11:18.980 yeah you've been
00:11:20.100 you've been kind of quiet though
00:11:21.440 so you think
00:11:22.180 oh so I'm the one who's ducking
00:11:23.400 yeah so
00:11:24.480 is it because you've just been on the stream all day
00:11:26.660 like I sent you the contract
00:11:27.920 you know me
00:11:28.660 you know me
00:11:29.360 I'm always busy
00:11:30.620 I'm going around the world
00:11:31.560 you know
00:11:31.860 I'm making love to beautiful women
00:11:33.440 uh
00:11:34.200 young man
00:11:34.900 I will get
00:11:35.300 I will find a way to
00:11:36.540 to sign the papers
00:11:37.360 I will
00:11:37.800 I will make sure I do this
00:11:38.760 but
00:11:40.740 your brother is ducking me as well
00:11:42.740 and you know
00:11:43.560 Logan Paul's boyfriend
00:11:44.600 you know Mike
00:11:45.200 he uh
00:11:45.940 I don't know
00:11:46.900 it's
00:11:47.320 it's weird to me
00:11:48.000 I don't know
00:11:48.280 what's going on with him
00:11:48.920 I don't know
00:11:49.300 maybe I think they're fucking
00:11:50.340 I think Mike and Logan are fucking
00:11:51.680 I
00:11:52.820 yeah so
00:11:53.500 so actually
00:11:54.660 me and my dad
00:11:55.740 had this theory
00:11:56.740 that Logan and Mike
00:11:57.720 were gay together
00:11:58.620 wow
00:11:59.120 yeah
00:12:00.040 is that so
00:12:01.260 I still don't know
00:12:02.920 hmm
00:12:03.500 have you ever caught them
00:12:04.180 doing anything
00:12:04.660 I haven't man
00:12:06.800 I
00:12:07.080 I haven't
00:12:07.920 but
00:12:08.160 I mean
00:12:09.940 you never know bro
00:12:12.360 I mean
00:12:12.760 I thought Mike was going to
00:12:14.740 break his back one time
00:12:15.840 from all the dick riding he does
00:12:17.280 yo
00:12:20.100 yo
00:12:20.920 hey real shit though Jake
00:12:22.760 I love you bro
00:12:23.740 I miss you
00:12:24.360 I love you too
00:12:26.560 I'm sorry we didn't
00:12:27.580 link when I was in Miami
00:12:30.080 it's okay brother
00:12:31.040 I know
00:12:31.480 I know
00:12:31.860 I know
00:12:32.200 we will link soon
00:12:32.880 you been good
00:12:33.820 yeah bro
00:12:35.040 just
00:12:35.300 just grinding
00:12:36.160 training
00:12:37.000 business
00:12:37.640 you know
00:12:38.420 we launched better
00:12:39.440 so just
00:12:40.040 just been working on that
00:12:41.540 and
00:12:41.880 gonna get ready for the next fight here
00:12:44.100 hopefully someone signs the contract
00:12:45.740 oh
00:12:46.340 shit
00:12:46.960 hopefully someone signs the contract
00:12:48.640 hey bro
00:12:49.280 if you don't fight Mr. Tate
00:12:50.760 who would you look to fight next
00:12:51.960 or
00:12:52.160 it's just everything's up in the air right now
00:12:53.740 yeah everything's up in the air
00:12:55.480 we have contracts out for three people
00:12:57.300 uh
00:12:58.700 I really wanna see you in KSI fight bro
00:13:01.120 I gotta see you
00:13:02.040 please
00:13:02.560 yeah bro
00:13:03.060 he's scared
00:13:04.120 if KSI ever fights me bro
00:13:06.080 like
00:13:07.060 I
00:13:08.140 will do
00:13:09.420 I'll cut my dick off
00:13:10.640 honestly
00:13:11.200 cause it's never gonna happen
00:13:12.600 it's never gonna happen bro
00:13:14.580 it's not
00:13:15.280 he's a smart kid
00:13:16.800 he's a smart kid
00:13:17.820 and he
00:13:18.500 he knows that
00:13:19.380 I will literally
00:13:20.200 fucking knock him out
00:13:21.340 you think you're gonna knock KSI out
00:13:22.900 bro he just keeps on
00:13:24.060 he keeps on using me
00:13:25.820 and all this for promotion
00:13:27.300 and it's smart
00:13:28.140 you know
00:13:28.580 but
00:13:28.860 I promise you
00:13:30.260 I've said it since before
00:13:31.600 my first professional fight
00:13:32.800 I promise you
00:13:33.540 he's never gonna fight me
00:13:34.540 no
00:13:34.800 I wanna see that though
00:13:36.460 same bro
00:13:37.420 I would love nothing more
00:13:38.700 I would love nothing more
00:13:39.920 but it's
00:13:40.480 it's just not realistic
00:13:41.780 you know
00:13:42.400 he
00:13:42.640 he's a smart guy
00:13:44.040 he knows what I'm capable of
00:13:45.320 but who is he beating
00:13:46.120 who is he beating
00:13:46.820 like he beat
00:13:47.420 fucking
00:13:48.300 Logan Paul
00:13:50.000 four years ago
00:13:50.760 and the thing is
00:13:51.500 if Logan and KSI fought now
00:13:53.400 Logan would beat the fuck out of him
00:13:54.740 you think Logan's winning right now
00:13:55.960 if they fight
00:13:56.360 100%
00:13:58.840 1000% bro
00:14:00.700 wow
00:14:01.340 put KSI in there
00:14:02.560 against Floyd bro
00:14:03.420 Floyd would've ended up
00:14:04.560 that's just the way it is
00:14:06.380 but
00:14:06.720 damn
00:14:08.640 that's
00:14:09.040 that's boxing though man
00:14:10.000 it's sad
00:14:10.560 it's sad because
00:14:11.300 everyone wants it
00:14:12.460 everyone wants it
00:14:13.200 who do you guys think
00:14:14.100 is gonna win
00:14:14.580 Chad
00:14:14.820 Jake or KSI
00:14:15.960 if they would ever fight
00:14:16.920 in a mysterious
00:14:18.000 hypothetical situation
00:14:19.540 who do you
00:14:19.940 who do you guys think
00:14:20.620 would win
00:14:20.820 oh yeah everyone's
00:14:21.460 most people are saying Jake
00:14:22.540 yeah
00:14:23.860 that'd be
00:14:24.800 no some people are saying KSI
00:14:25.840 I think it'd be a great
00:14:26.600 I wanna see it man
00:14:27.280 I really do
00:14:27.740 but you know
00:14:28.360 I don't know
00:14:29.740 damn
00:14:30.000 like chat bro
00:14:31.920 you guys gotta put pressure
00:14:32.980 on this KSI kid
00:14:33.980 because
00:14:34.300 he keeps on getting away with it
00:14:35.940 and
00:14:36.080 if you follow some of his content
00:14:37.880 he just comes up with like
00:14:39.340 a new excuse
00:14:40.380 every couple of weeks
00:14:41.820 as to why he's not gonna fight
00:14:43.080 damn
00:14:43.760 it's pretty sad bro
00:14:45.160 so you guys aren't even
00:14:45.800 talking about it anymore
00:14:46.600 it's done
00:14:47.100 they're
00:14:48.400 they're
00:14:49.140 like
00:14:49.900 trying to negotiate
00:14:51.880 with us
00:14:52.580 just to make people
00:14:53.820 think
00:14:54.300 that
00:14:54.920 his fight with
00:14:55.900 Dylan Dennis
00:14:56.600 is like
00:14:57.180 legit
00:14:57.600 and that he's like
00:14:58.180 on a path
00:14:58.960 to try and beat
00:14:59.800 but we
00:15:01.500 see through
00:15:02.260 their shit
00:15:02.820 like
00:15:03.160 he's basically
00:15:05.120 using me
00:15:05.960 to make
00:15:06.920 his current
00:15:07.680 fights legit
00:15:08.480 and bro
00:15:08.860 like
00:15:09.160 everyone sees
00:15:10.060 I'm actually
00:15:12.200 not trying to hate
00:15:12.920 on him bro
00:15:13.300 what him and Logan
00:15:14.180 have done with Prime
00:15:15.140 is amazing
00:15:15.740 I'm so proud of Logan
00:15:17.220 and obviously
00:15:19.120 KSI is a part of that
00:15:20.140 it's gonna be a massive
00:15:21.040 billion dollar company
00:15:21.940 like
00:15:22.220 the dude's a smart
00:15:23.380 businessman
00:15:23.800 right
00:15:24.240 but
00:15:25.080 at the end of the day
00:15:27.100 his music career
00:15:29.000 failed
00:15:29.500 and so now
00:15:30.180 he's looking
00:15:30.820 he's looking
00:15:31.960 for some other shit
00:15:32.840 and that's why
00:15:33.280 he's getting back
00:15:33.900 into boxing
00:15:34.400 it's clear as day
00:15:35.280 bro
00:15:35.680 I thought
00:15:36.620 but KSI has some hits
00:15:37.920 bro
00:15:40.840 what
00:15:41.940 he doesn't have any hits
00:15:43.080 I thought
00:15:43.340 KSI's music
00:15:44.420 he has hits
00:15:45.000 name two KSI songs
00:15:46.780 right now
00:15:47.440 happy is there
00:15:49.580 my life
00:15:50.920 name another one
00:15:53.400 um
00:15:54.280 fuck
00:15:57.060 well no
00:15:57.500 the one
00:15:58.060 the one
00:15:58.480 it's not over yet
00:16:00.660 bro
00:16:02.360 like
00:16:03.060 it took you
00:16:04.000 that fucking long
00:16:04.940 you know what I'm saying
00:16:05.660 Jakey
00:16:06.980 alright Jakey
00:16:08.000 listen
00:16:08.220 last question
00:16:09.000 I'm gonna ask is this
00:16:09.860 if you
00:16:11.860 you don't even know
00:16:12.920 the name of the song
00:16:13.800 I don't know the name
00:16:14.800 of a lot of songs
00:16:15.520 Jake
00:16:15.900 hold on
00:16:16.400 my last question is this
00:16:17.800 Jake
00:16:18.140 um
00:16:19.220 let's see
00:16:20.480 will you ever do a stream
00:16:21.700 with me
00:16:22.040 I'm down
00:16:24.100 I'm 100% down
00:16:25.360 I'm
00:16:25.760 I'm gonna be in Miami
00:16:27.040 at some point
00:16:27.660 probably in the next
00:16:28.440 month or so
00:16:29.140 alright
00:16:29.660 whenever you're there
00:16:30.240 I'm there brother
00:16:30.760 I miss you
00:16:31.500 I really do
00:16:32.060 alright
00:16:32.540 we gotta catch up
00:16:33.420 I love you Jake
00:16:34.340 love you bro
00:16:35.400 I'll see you
00:16:35.900 alright peace
00:16:36.400 hey I have a special guest
00:16:38.200 who wants to talk to you
00:16:39.400 it's Aiden
00:16:41.860 it's Aiden
00:16:42.200 it's Aiden
00:16:42.560 what's up
00:16:44.240 hey brother
00:16:45.160 what's up man
00:16:47.120 I have a special guest
00:16:48.200 who really wants to talk to you
00:16:49.100 who wants to meet you
00:16:49.840 who
00:16:50.780 I have someone
00:16:51.760 who wants to meet you
00:16:52.960 who is it
00:16:54.800 show me
00:16:55.300 my brother
00:16:56.880 how are you
00:16:57.460 what the fuck is that
00:17:00.560 how are you doing
00:17:01.820 bro
00:17:03.660 that is goofy
00:17:04.760 what
00:17:05.840 that is goofy
00:17:07.640 what's goofy
00:17:08.820 what's goofy
00:17:08.840 what happened with your face man
00:17:11.380 huh
00:17:12.280 what happened with your face
00:17:14.040 do I look good
00:17:16.100 boy you look terrible
00:17:18.400 really Felix
00:17:20.440 bro
00:17:23.660 well
00:17:24.180 listen
00:17:25.100 one thing you're gonna wake up
00:17:26.920 and you're gonna realize
00:17:27.540 that the reason why
00:17:28.420 Kate has his hair cut
00:17:29.540 is not because he's young
00:17:30.920 and cool
00:17:31.500 and he has an advantage
00:17:32.300 it's because he's balding
00:17:33.680 the advantage you have
00:17:34.840 is that
00:17:35.120 you're young
00:17:35.780 and you have a pair of hair
00:17:36.940 on your face
00:17:37.480 how about you keep that shit
00:17:38.360 on there man
00:17:38.880 no
00:17:39.380 no no no
00:17:39.960 Andrew Andrew
00:17:40.560 Andrew choose to get both
00:17:41.160 he gets haircuts
00:17:42.000 I can't
00:17:44.120 I can't man
00:17:45.300 you're like
00:17:46.000 bro
00:17:46.660 you're so gullible
00:17:47.880 it's insane
00:17:48.540 the man is a balding
00:17:50.020 his hairline
00:17:51.040 is only the back of his
00:17:52.180 no no Felix
00:17:53.040 because listen
00:17:53.460 if he had a fucked up hairline
00:17:54.400 he could just get a transplant
00:17:55.340 LeBron James did it
00:17:56.400 listen
00:17:56.900 he has a lot of money
00:17:57.700 he could afford that
00:17:58.200 he could buy 30 hair
00:17:59.220 eight hair transplants
00:18:00.160 Felix
00:18:00.860 just listen
00:18:01.480 listen
00:18:01.660 hear me out
00:18:02.000 hear me out
00:18:02.280 hear me out
00:18:02.520 Felix
00:18:02.780 let me hear you
00:18:04.080 hear me out Felix
00:18:04.580 and I'll let you talk
00:18:05.080 okay
00:18:05.300 you have to understand
00:18:06.120 he actually is
00:18:08.480 on the level
00:18:08.960 where he could afford
00:18:09.660 30 different transplants
00:18:10.580 you have to understand
00:18:11.480 Felix
00:18:11.860 he is not balding
00:18:13.040 he just gets haircuts
00:18:13.760 he likes to be bald
00:18:14.340 he prefers it
00:18:15.180 but
00:18:16.600 when you only imagine
00:18:17.620 that you're a chad
00:18:18.700 and you're cool right
00:18:19.480 I think
00:18:20.760 the way it works
00:18:21.660 is that
00:18:22.000 you tend to look
00:18:23.040 like a cuck
00:18:23.620 right
00:18:24.060 if
00:18:24.740 you're such a chad
00:18:26.020 that you need to have
00:18:26.640 somebody else's
00:18:27.220 ball sack hair
00:18:28.040 on your fucking skull
00:18:29.080 for you to look cool
00:18:29.680 for women
00:18:30.000 who has to look cool
00:18:32.840 for women
00:18:33.120 me
00:18:33.360 uh him
00:18:35.420 oh
00:18:36.380 but Felix
00:18:37.380 you don't think
00:18:37.840 you don't think
00:18:38.320 you don't think
00:18:38.340 it's about the message
00:18:39.160 it sends to people
00:18:39.820 but Felix
00:18:40.720 being bald
00:18:41.440 there's nothing wrong
00:18:41.880 with that
00:18:42.280 I know
00:18:44.320 but
00:18:44.980 a lot of people
00:18:46.100 think that
00:18:46.540 facial hair
00:18:47.060 is a sign
00:18:47.480 of like
00:18:48.020 maleness
00:18:49.020 and strength
00:18:49.680 you have
00:18:50.280 you have facial hair
00:18:51.220 yeah but
00:18:52.500 it's the weakest part
00:18:53.340 but
00:18:54.120 it's worth the same
00:18:55.500 for hair
00:18:55.860 hair is the same thing
00:18:57.160 not necessarily
00:18:59.320 I think
00:18:59.800 I think
00:19:00.180 the way we
00:19:01.280 the way we look
00:19:01.940 at things is this
00:19:02.400 if you can grow
00:19:03.120 a full long beard
00:19:03.920 it makes you look
00:19:04.700 really really cool
00:19:05.280 and it doesn't make
00:19:05.900 you look like a macho
00:19:06.760 you know what I mean
00:19:07.520 but
00:19:08.020 I don't know
00:19:08.640 it's how I look at things
00:19:09.200 maybe we'll look at things
00:19:09.900 different
00:19:10.160 I miss you though
00:19:11.060 how have you been
00:19:11.580 pretty good about you
00:19:13.600 where do you live
00:19:14.200 what is the house man
00:19:14.920 I'm in Miami right now
00:19:16.280 yo I'm not gonna lie
00:19:17.160 though bro
00:19:17.360 I really really do
00:19:18.160 miss you bro
00:19:18.560 are you coming for
00:19:19.320 Kai's birthday
00:19:19.840 where's that
00:19:21.700 you never invited me
00:19:25.700 what do you say
00:19:30.020 sorry it keeps lagging
00:19:33.820 hello
00:19:34.060 oh my god
00:19:40.900 fuck
00:19:41.860 oh my god
00:19:44.480 fuck fuck fuck fuck
00:19:46.080 fuck fuck fuck
00:19:46.580 oh fuck
00:19:47.900 fuck
00:19:48.560 fuck
00:19:49.500 oh my god
00:19:50.400 fuck
00:19:51.840 fuck fuck fuck
00:19:53.620 fuck
00:19:53.780 fuck
00:19:53.880 fuck
00:19:54.040 fuck
00:19:54.880 fuck
00:20:01.760 fuck
00:20:01.960 fuck
00:20:05.520 fuck
00:20:13.440 fuck
00:20:15.580 fuck
00:20:16.120 fuck
00:20:17.900 fuck
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00:20:18.540 fuck
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