Adin Live - December 09, 2021


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Topics
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Aidin Ross
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D.O. Bruce Cuff Austin Cuffin Soda Poppin Aiden Ross Quick Draw Hamlin Banks Dude Andy Miles Brown Death Note Soda Pop Quickscope Cuff'em Cuffman Molly Kuff Raffle Gator and 29 more
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Length

38 minutes

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8,021

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541

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On this episode, we have our first guest on the show, Sire. We talk about a variety of topics, from his music background, to how old he is, to the fact that he was born in the same week as Sire, and much more.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 I know all of you guys played band, so let's just start with you, Soda Pop.
00:00:02.820 What instrument have you played, bro?
00:00:04.660 First of all, I was first string clarinet, and I would have maintained first string clarinet
00:00:08.240 had I not got staph infection.
00:00:13.420 Hello?
00:00:14.020 Hey, dude.
00:00:14.600 Hey.
00:00:16.500 Aiden.
00:00:17.400 Hey, what's going on, guys?
00:00:19.780 What's busting, dog?
00:00:21.160 Stop. 0.99
00:00:21.580 Okay, no, I'm just going to f***ing say it. 0.96
00:00:23.360 What's busting? 0.84
00:00:23.720 Aiden, we need to know what's, like, cool words are.
00:00:27.180 Is calling something busting cool?
00:00:29.740 That's in right now.
00:00:31.300 That's not in.
00:00:32.320 Aiden, can you please call him?
00:00:34.180 Can you tell this old man?
00:00:36.500 Uh, yes.
00:00:37.480 Busting is comp.
00:00:38.580 You could say that.
00:00:39.400 No.
00:00:39.940 That's what is comp.
00:00:41.560 No. 1.00
00:00:42.180 He's a f***ing boomer. 1.00
00:00:43.820 What the f*** is comp? 1.00
00:00:45.080 What does comp mean? 0.95
00:00:46.500 What does that mean?
00:00:47.520 He doesn't know about comp.
00:00:48.700 It's a W.
00:00:49.340 What is that?
00:00:49.860 It's a W.
00:00:50.600 It's a W.
00:00:51.120 It's a W, dog. 0.98
00:00:52.200 Stop saying letters.
00:00:52.980 I don't know if you say W.
00:00:55.140 No.
00:00:55.860 It's a W.
00:00:56.360 Tansy, you are so not busting right now, dude. 1.00
00:00:59.040 Shut the f*** up, you f***. 1.00
00:01:01.120 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:01:01.640 Aiden, question.
00:01:02.420 So, this guy robbing the call said, yo, by the way, that's really hip of you to say.
00:01:06.380 Is hip still cool?
00:01:08.200 No.
00:01:09.080 No, hip's not cool.
00:01:10.660 But I'm a boomer.
00:01:12.100 Okay.
00:01:12.560 Just want to make sure.
00:01:13.080 I think saying something is hip is pretty cool.
00:01:15.940 No.
00:01:16.260 Wait.
00:01:16.500 All right.
00:01:16.720 Let's go over your guys' real quick.
00:01:18.300 Okay.
00:01:18.520 So, Sire, how old are you?
00:01:21.000 Sire.
00:01:21.320 I'm 32 next month.
00:01:24.500 Yes, my lord.
00:01:25.380 Don't laugh. 0.95
00:01:25.860 Don't f***ing laugh. 0.93
00:01:27.680 All right? 0.93
00:01:28.680 It's a cool name.
00:01:29.460 I turned 32 this month in a couple days. 1.00
00:01:31.360 God damn. 0.99
00:01:32.620 All right. 1.00
00:01:33.180 Oh, come on, Aiden.
00:01:34.180 You'll be there too one day.
00:01:35.140 Don't do that.
00:01:35.600 You'll be there one day.
00:01:36.760 You'll know.
00:01:37.140 Sire literally dies soon. 0.57
00:01:38.940 All right.
00:01:39.720 What's it called?
00:01:42.220 Rolling on the floor laughing Gator.
00:01:44.680 What is, explain.
00:01:46.560 So, what are you, how old are you and what's your name?
00:01:51.200 My name is Rob Maleky, a.k.a.
00:01:52.820 Raffle Gator.
00:01:54.580 I am 24.
00:01:58.640 24 plus what, Rob?
00:02:00.420 Plus eight.
00:02:02.860 34.
00:02:03.420 Me and Sire were born in the same week.
00:02:04.960 No, wait.
00:02:05.260 33.
00:02:06.600 32, 32.
00:02:07.540 No, no, no, no.
00:02:08.360 Me and Sire were born in the same week.
00:02:09.840 Are you, how old are you?
00:02:10.600 Are you 32?
00:02:11.100 How old are you?
00:02:12.360 The same age as he.
00:02:13.580 I don't know.
00:02:14.280 Whatever his age is.
00:02:16.040 All right.
00:02:16.260 Sire.
00:02:17.060 All right.
00:02:17.580 Nicole.
00:02:18.100 Oh, wait.
00:02:18.320 She's not in here, right?
00:02:19.800 No, she's out.
00:02:20.520 We kicked her out. 1.00
00:02:21.360 What about Soda Pop?
00:02:22.640 Oh, I know who's Soda Poppin. 0.91
00:02:24.120 What's up, dog?
00:02:25.700 How you doing, man?
00:02:26.540 Can you, can you unban my friend Soda Poppin?
00:02:29.080 Yeah, he's really fast.
00:02:31.120 He's unban. 0.93
00:02:32.020 Like, why do you guys say that every time I talk like this?
00:02:33.600 I'm still banned, Aiden!
00:02:35.620 I've been banned!
00:02:37.120 You said you were the bannies person! 1.00
00:02:38.060 Jack, close the schools.
00:02:39.000 Close the schools.
00:02:39.820 I'm still banned!
00:02:41.140 Okay, all right, all right.
00:02:42.020 I got you.
00:02:42.540 I got you, right?
00:02:43.220 All right.
00:02:44.100 Unbanned.
00:02:44.520 I wasn't going to bring it up.
00:02:45.600 Who brought it up?
00:02:46.580 I brought it up.
00:02:47.280 Why, man?
00:02:48.300 I wanted him to do it himself.
00:02:49.720 All right, it's there.
00:02:50.460 Because he never would have done it.
00:02:51.640 You're officially unmanned, okay?
00:02:53.540 Bottom.
00:02:54.120 Bottom, man.
00:02:54.820 Bottom.
00:02:55.200 No, no.
00:02:55.840 That you have to earn.
00:02:57.060 Listen. 1.00
00:02:57.540 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:02:57.880 Listen, I'm going to keep it a buck, bro. 1.00
00:02:59.240 I'm going to just keep it a buck hundred, bro.
00:03:00.420 Listen, bro.
00:03:01.840 Straight up, okay?
00:03:03.100 I wanted to let you know, you know, you were only banned because you were siding with Ludwig
00:03:07.380 during the whole beef.
00:03:08.600 So, if you stay neutral, that would not happen. 0.99
00:03:11.200 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:03:12.220 Okay? 1.00
00:03:12.620 Oh, my God.
00:03:13.300 Stay neutral.
00:03:14.540 Now, hey, listen.
00:03:15.460 Ludwig's an enemy now because he's on YouTube.
00:03:18.700 Yeah, we don't side with that.
00:03:19.520 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:19.900 That's right.
00:03:20.220 He is on YouTube.
00:03:20.800 That's right.
00:03:21.140 That's right.
00:03:21.500 That's right.
00:03:22.880 Hey, can you guys be my friend, Cuff'em? 0.97
00:03:25.820 Yeah, I'm down.
00:03:26.340 Yeah.
00:03:26.840 I mean, Cuff'em. 0.71
00:03:27.940 All right, all right.
00:03:28.440 I'm going to add him in right now.
00:03:29.280 Hold up.
00:03:29.540 Add him, add him, add him, add him.
00:03:33.240 All right, hold up.
00:03:33.960 He's joining right now.
00:03:35.460 What is defined as a band kid, Aiden?
00:03:37.020 Like, if I took band for only four years, does that count as being a band kid?
00:03:40.460 What instruments did y'all play?
00:03:41.400 I know all of you guys played bands.
00:03:42.600 So, let's just start with you, Soda Poppin.
00:03:44.220 What instrument have you played, bro?
00:03:46.000 First of all, I was first string clarinet, and I would have maintained first string clarinet
00:03:49.620 had I not got staph infection.
00:03:52.000 What?
00:03:52.420 Infection?
00:03:53.320 Cuff'em.
00:03:53.720 Staph infection.
00:03:54.360 Cuff'em.
00:03:54.720 These are our new friends, bro.
00:03:57.760 Cuff'em.
00:03:58.960 Yo.
00:03:59.620 These are our new friends.
00:04:01.200 What's busting, dog?
00:04:02.340 What's busting, bro?
00:04:03.000 What's busting?
00:04:03.780 What's busting threats?
00:04:04.800 What y'all doing? 1.00
00:04:05.900 What the fuck? 1.00
00:04:07.080 What does that mean? 1.00
00:04:08.000 Yo, gov'em, gov'em.
00:04:09.160 I'm a bad.
00:04:09.760 It's mine.
00:04:10.080 It's mine.
00:04:10.540 Yo.
00:04:11.200 These are our new friends, bro.
00:04:13.400 Yo.
00:04:13.680 Cuff'em.
00:04:13.980 That's good, bro.
00:04:16.300 Oh, really?
00:04:18.080 Yeah.
00:04:18.900 Ms. Kiff, how old are you?
00:04:21.380 I'm 26.
00:04:22.280 How old do I look?
00:04:23.860 You look kind of hot. 1.00
00:04:24.600 Do you got a big dick? 1.00
00:04:25.480 Be honest. 1.00
00:04:26.520 No, I got that.
00:04:27.120 That's the smallest hell we talk about.
00:04:29.220 Here. 0.99
00:04:29.820 On the count of three, let's all say our dick size. 1.00
00:04:31.800 Ready? 0.99
00:04:32.460 Three, two, one, five.
00:04:34.440 Six.
00:04:34.760 You're interesting.
00:04:37.400 Can't you grow?
00:04:38.880 I'm about six, but, like, girth-wise, it's not big.
00:04:41.920 Speaking of which, Ms., I posted the cum stacking formula in Discord, if you want to read it. 0.99
00:04:45.900 What the fuck? 1.00
00:04:46.500 What the fuck? 1.00
00:04:47.140 Yeah. 1.00
00:04:47.440 If you're trying to cum more, there's a way- 0.98
00:04:49.200 Yo, he really did. 0.99
00:04:50.380 Cuff'em, look. 0.96
00:04:51.200 Yo.
00:04:51.560 Oh, guys.
00:04:52.240 Yeah.
00:04:53.040 Yeah.
00:04:53.720 No! 1.00
00:04:54.600 What the fuck? 1.00
00:04:55.260 Yo! 1.00
00:04:56.720 Yo! 1.00
00:04:58.540 Yeah, if you're trying- 0.97
00:04:59.440 It's called cum stacking. 0.98
00:05:01.000 Yo, Cuff'em. 1.00
00:05:03.080 That's bad. 1.00
00:05:04.800 What the fuck? 0.99
00:05:06.200 But is it bad, like, good? 1.00
00:05:08.900 What does that mean?
00:05:09.940 Nar.
00:05:12.140 What kind of bad is it?
00:05:13.500 Because I think it's cool. 1.00
00:05:14.940 What the fuck? 0.99
00:05:15.240 Chance, I'm not going to lie to you. 1.00
00:05:16.040 That's just a pre-workout.
00:05:17.180 Like, that's literally what-
00:05:18.100 That's all from a pre-workout.
00:05:19.700 Dude, zinc, 30 milligrams, py- 0.85
00:05:22.280 Pygium, the combination, as long as you don't cum for about a week or maybe two, and you do 0.98
00:05:27.940 this all the time, you will cum- 0.98
00:05:29.980 Like, it'll be like you're peeing cum. 1.00
00:05:30.660 You jerk off every day. 1.00
00:05:32.580 Yeah, but I'll stop. 1.00
00:05:33.480 It's a cum stack. 0.90
00:05:34.400 You have to stack it up.
00:05:35.400 It's like building stacks.
00:05:37.280 Hmm.
00:05:37.460 Wait, so what do you put it in?
00:05:39.260 What do you mean, put what in?
00:05:40.620 Like, you stack it up in what?
00:05:41.920 Or like, what you stack it up on? 0.65
00:05:43.660 You don't, like, cum and, like, save it. 0.99
00:05:45.500 That's fucking- 1.00
00:05:46.120 That's degenerate, man. 1.00
00:05:47.340 You just cum- 1.00
00:05:47.960 That's called a cum jar. 0.99
00:05:48.880 Yeah, well, that's- 0.91
00:05:49.580 Okay, that's-
00:05:50.220 Cum jarring.
00:05:50.960 That's an entirely different situation. 0.99
00:05:52.380 We're talking about cum stacking, where you cum a fuck ton all at once. 0.98
00:05:56.740 This is a cum jarring where you get, like, an action figure, and you put it in a 0.99
00:05:59.780 jar, and then you cum on it. 0.99
00:06:00.300 Bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro. 0.99
00:06:00.740 I'm gonna tell y'all.
00:06:01.220 I'm gonna just teach you guys a trick, bro.
00:06:02.240 All right, listen.
00:06:02.740 If you're about a bust, like, when you're about a bust, stop yourself from busting,
00:06:06.020 and then wait, and then do the same thing again.
00:06:08.240 Like, when you're about a climax, stop yourself-
00:06:09.360 That's called edging.
00:06:10.380 Yeah, it's called edging.
00:06:11.260 So, look, edging-
00:06:11.640 Why would I do that?
00:06:12.520 Hold up, edging is the best. 0.99
00:06:14.560 Edge two times in a row, and then stick a finger up your anus, and I swear to God, 0.99
00:06:17.860 it's gonna feel so good when you cum the third time. 1.00
00:06:19.700 I swear to God, bro. 0.98
00:06:20.420 Really?
00:06:21.180 Really? 0.99
00:06:21.380 Have you ever rubbed your gooch, like, as you're about to cum? 0.98
00:06:25.380 Like, your gooch area? 0.99
00:06:27.540 Uh, yeah.
00:06:29.860 That's the money right there, dude.
00:06:32.340 Really?
00:06:32.740 You can do that. 1.00
00:06:33.460 Or, the thing is, you can put something bigger in your ass, too. 1.00
00:06:36.140 My friend uses anal beads. 1.00
00:06:38.260 Oh, hell no. 1.00
00:06:41.240 What?
00:06:42.600 A couple minutes.
00:06:44.340 Chance.
00:06:44.960 Yeah. 0.90
00:06:45.760 That's gay chance. 0.98
00:06:47.360 I don't know. 0.87
00:06:48.100 Whatever.
00:06:48.900 Who cares?
00:06:49.700 I'm telling you, you got-
00:06:50.620 Nick has said it himself.
00:06:52.800 Um, so, all right, so, I have a question.
00:06:56.860 So, why'd you say it like that? 0.99
00:06:58.820 What the fuck? 0.99
00:07:00.020 Yo, can we play a game that, like, my boy Cuff can play, too? 1.00
00:07:02.520 Because, listen, I'm gonna give it a hug, bro.
00:07:03.820 Chance made Cuff and leave the call.
00:07:05.520 Huh?
00:07:05.960 Whatever, man.
00:07:07.420 Chance made Cuff and leave the call.
00:07:08.680 Hold up, hold on.
00:07:09.060 I like Cuff him.
00:07:09.900 Bring, bring, bring Cuff him back. 1.00
00:07:11.660 All right.
00:07:11.860 Uncuff him.
00:07:12.420 Hold, hold, hold.
00:07:12.920 Let me see right now.
00:07:14.500 Yo, they want you back.
00:07:15.700 They're saying, come back, Cuff.
00:07:16.580 No, bring it back.
00:07:17.080 Yeah, bring it back.
00:07:17.520 We're back. 1.00
00:07:17.740 Bro, what the fuck? 0.99
00:07:18.840 Can I be myself? 1.00
00:07:19.920 Should I be myself?
00:07:20.800 Yeah, be yourself.
00:07:21.660 Just jump.
00:07:23.220 Yeah, come show, come show.
00:07:24.080 Come, bro.
00:07:24.740 Come right now.
00:07:25.480 Come.
00:07:25.760 You're good.
00:07:26.120 All right, I'm coming.
00:07:26.720 You know what, Aiden?
00:07:27.460 You should, you and Cuff him should play VR chat.
00:07:29.980 What's that?
00:07:30.900 Oh, Rob, you should have them do a date.
00:07:32.980 You should go on VR chat.
00:07:34.880 You can meet slime.
00:07:36.640 Yeah, do you want to meet a bunch of degenerate girls and get lab dances from dudes pretending 1.00
00:07:41.580 to be girls? 0.98
00:07:42.140 Yo.
00:07:42.400 Who said that?
00:07:42.920 They said that.
00:07:43.460 Well, Cuff him.
00:07:43.840 Let's play Pico Park with them.
00:07:44.960 Let's play a game with them.
00:07:45.720 Come on, bro.
00:07:46.060 It'll be fun.
00:07:46.740 What is it?
00:07:47.260 What is it?
00:07:47.460 Let's just play a game.
00:07:48.160 Could we please all find a game to play together?
00:07:49.660 Please, bro.
00:07:50.160 Please.
00:07:51.780 I'm trying to think of a six-player game.
00:07:53.800 Okay, I know a game we can play that I played today.
00:07:56.080 It's an Among Us type game.
00:07:57.440 I don't know if it'd be all right.
00:07:59.180 How about Pico Park? 0.99
00:07:59.440 What the fuck is a Pico Park? 0.99
00:08:00.640 Let's do that. 1.00
00:08:01.920 You fuck with Pico Park? 1.00
00:08:02.840 Pico Park is easy. 1.00
00:08:05.220 We could do Pico Park. 1.00
00:08:06.420 Yeah, we fuck with that. 0.99
00:08:07.040 What are you trying to say? 1.00
00:08:07.440 We can't handle anything hard or what?
00:08:09.340 I mean, it's a tough game.
00:08:10.260 I don't know if you can handle it.
00:08:11.020 It's pretty tough.
00:08:11.940 Pico Park is straightforward.
00:08:12.780 It's spinning on roulette nonstop.
00:08:14.180 Oh, God.
00:08:14.740 I swear to God I'd beat anyone here at Fortnite, COD, any game, bro.
00:08:17.680 I swear to God.
00:08:18.140 No, I literally already beat you on my screen.
00:08:20.220 Like, you queued up.
00:08:21.100 You're already dead on my screen.
00:08:22.260 You play Crunker?
00:08:23.560 What?
00:08:25.460 You don't know about Crunker? 0.99
00:08:26.400 What the fuck is a Crunker? 0.95
00:08:29.080 It's an FPS game. 0.99
00:08:30.500 It's the best FPS game.
00:08:32.840 Cuffin, what do you play?
00:08:35.500 Oh, what do I play?
00:08:36.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:38.200 I play like 2K, you know, Madden, you know, Quiscoping.
00:08:42.360 Yeah.
00:08:42.660 You ever play like an MMO?
00:08:46.980 I have.
00:08:48.120 Is that a Quiscoping game?
00:08:50.020 A what?
00:08:51.160 Wait, what is that?
00:08:52.100 What is that?
00:08:52.440 Like, what is the game?
00:08:53.620 Like World of Warcraft?
00:08:54.980 I have.
00:08:55.680 Mabel's Story?
00:08:56.720 Oh, no, no, no.
00:08:57.620 I didn't play that.
00:08:58.220 I didn't play that.
00:08:59.000 Do you want to play?
00:09:00.060 We're ready tomorrow.
00:09:01.920 Oh.
00:09:02.840 Yeah, yeah, I'll play.
00:09:03.720 I'll play.
00:09:03.960 I'm down.
00:09:04.280 I'm down.
00:09:04.840 No, he's not.
00:09:05.940 No, he's not. 1.00
00:09:07.440 Cuffin, you're a shitter. 1.00
00:09:09.460 What are you talking about? 1.00
00:09:10.480 Guys, what are we playing?
00:09:12.320 We're trying to figure that out.
00:09:13.140 We're thinking Pico Park, considering we have Cuffin now.
00:09:15.660 Aiden, do you think your chat thinks we're nerds?
00:09:17.980 I'm going to be straight.
00:09:18.600 If you're honest, bro, yes, bro.
00:09:20.020 To be honest.
00:09:20.480 Why? 0.90
00:09:21.140 What the hell? 1.00
00:09:21.980 Aiden, what the fuck, dude? 1.00
00:09:23.160 It's our new friends. 1.00
00:09:24.840 Listen.
00:09:25.580 I was extremely popular in school.
00:09:27.180 Yo, soda and mischief, bro. 0.99
00:09:29.500 Fucking love your streams. 0.99
00:09:30.540 Can we play a game, please? 0.99
00:09:31.940 Oh, sure.
00:09:32.540 Yeah, we can.
00:09:33.160 Thank you.
00:09:34.880 All right.
00:09:35.560 Well, let me look.
00:09:36.400 Six players.
00:09:37.360 There's one game we could play.
00:09:38.600 It's like Among Us.
00:09:39.460 It's six players, but it's a little more.
00:09:41.060 It has some depth to it.
00:09:42.040 Nah, yo, Cuffin, listen. 1.00
00:09:43.140 Cuffin, on God, I played Among Us with them when I did that Kool-Aid shit. 0.99
00:09:46.800 Cuffin, on God, they're like bottom left room. 1.00
00:09:49.780 He made that little fucking two-second little entrance, and then he peeked out the window. 0.99
00:09:53.220 Cuffin, they were breaking out literally everything, bro. 0.99
00:09:56.680 They're devious, bro.
00:09:58.340 We can't remember everything.
00:09:58.860 We used the brains.
00:09:59.580 I know.
00:09:59.780 It's pretty crazy. 1.00
00:10:01.280 Six fucking players. 1.00
00:10:02.360 Six players is like that. 1.00
00:10:03.320 It's like a really weird number.
00:10:04.540 Pico Park might be our best player.
00:10:05.780 No, I gotta go.
00:10:07.540 What?
00:10:07.800 No.
00:10:08.080 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:08.940 My Final Fantasy queue is almost up.
00:10:10.780 You're what?
00:10:11.260 What?
00:10:12.300 Yeah, my Final Fantasy queue.
00:10:14.160 What?
00:10:15.360 Yeah.
00:10:16.300 Cuffin, the Final Fantasy. 0.99
00:10:17.320 Listen, you guys kill it. 0.96
00:10:19.800 You guys have fun, okay? 0.99
00:10:21.300 All right.
00:10:21.660 Here's your shirt.
00:10:22.260 Yeah, you guys got it.
00:10:25.260 He's actually doing Final Fantasy.
00:10:26.360 I get it.
00:10:26.720 It's cool. 1.00
00:10:27.440 Level up, motherfucker. 1.00
00:10:28.240 Get some levels. 1.00
00:10:29.660 We can play prop night, then.
00:10:32.180 If you play prop night, I stay.
00:10:34.940 I'm not playing Pico, whatever. 0.85
00:10:36.140 Hold on, hold on.
00:10:36.520 Have you guys ever smoked weed or got drunk?
00:10:39.560 Have you guys ever lived life?
00:10:41.300 I'm vegan.
00:10:42.040 I'm drunk right now.
00:10:43.420 I'm vegan.
00:10:43.820 Molly. 1.00
00:10:44.060 Fuck. 1.00
00:10:44.880 What the fuck? 1.00
00:10:45.940 You did Molly? 1.00
00:10:47.180 Yeah, it was one of the best nights of my life.
00:10:48.860 I was at a party, and I literally went for a run.
00:10:52.280 I left the party, and I ran laps. 0.99
00:10:56.160 And it was a great fucking night. 0.99
00:10:58.120 Molly is extremely fun. 0.99
00:11:00.020 Wait, what have you done?
00:11:02.300 I've only smoked, bro.
00:11:04.700 Okay, good.
00:11:05.100 The first time I met Chance, he was on Shrooms.
00:11:07.900 Yeah, I love drugs.
00:11:09.240 Drugs are great.
00:11:11.460 See, how can they call us band kids if we're doing drugs?
00:11:13.880 That's pretty cool, right?
00:11:14.580 I'm going to get my boy Prime in here real quick.
00:11:16.180 Hold on.
00:11:16.780 I sell cocaine.
00:11:17.460 Band kids literally do drugs, though.
00:11:18.640 I'm pretty sure.
00:11:19.960 Huh?
00:11:23.420 What'd you say?
00:11:24.080 I sell cocaine.
00:11:25.900 Wait, who are you calling now?
00:11:26.940 It's my boy Prime.
00:11:28.220 Yo, Prime. 1.00
00:11:28.760 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:11:29.920 What up, gang? 1.00
00:11:31.140 What's busting, Doc?
00:11:32.820 What's busting, bro?
00:11:34.260 Doc.
00:11:34.660 I mean, I had a friend that would play World of Warcraft,
00:11:38.440 and all he would do is snort cocaine,
00:11:40.980 and you would just play WoW and just screech at the monitor all day. 1.00
00:11:44.800 What the fuck, dude? 1.00
00:11:46.300 No, don't call me a Doc again, nigga. 1.00
00:11:48.740 What? 0.99
00:11:48.920 Oh, I said dog.
00:11:50.260 He said dog.
00:11:50.800 He said dog.
00:11:51.380 He said dog, Prime.
00:11:52.320 He said dog.
00:11:52.760 Prime, just chill, bro.
00:11:53.900 He said dog. 1.00
00:11:54.840 Don't call me a fucking dog. 1.00
00:11:55.980 Hey, dude. 1.00
00:11:56.620 Yo, chill.
00:11:57.260 I told you.
00:11:57.840 I told you.
00:11:58.340 Don't let it ass up.
00:11:59.200 No, no. 0.92
00:11:59.580 He just said dog, bro.
00:12:00.540 Just chill, bro.
00:12:01.300 They're cool, bro.
00:12:02.320 I'm going to be a dog.
00:12:03.300 Hey, I'm cuffing you. 1.00
00:12:04.700 I throw the rules on one leg, you fat bitch. 1.00
00:12:07.020 Shut your fat ass up. 1.00
00:12:08.020 What the fuck? 1.00
00:12:08.540 He wants you to call him doc, not dog. 1.00
00:12:10.400 What the fuck, you thug? 1.00
00:12:11.420 Get over here, you thug. 1.00
00:12:12.440 What the fuck? 1.00
00:12:12.900 What did I call you? 1.00
00:12:13.680 He said doc, not dog. 1.00
00:12:14.780 What the fuck? 1.00
00:12:14.800 What the fuck? 1.00
00:12:15.040 Oh, bitch. 1.00
00:12:16.220 Who are these niggas, Aiden? 1.00
00:12:18.080 They're our new friends.
00:12:19.220 They're our new friends.
00:12:20.440 We should go walk in the room and talk about who we are.
00:12:21.880 Yeah.
00:12:22.720 We can't introduce ourselves.
00:12:23.720 All right, you start, Rob.
00:12:24.600 Introduce yourself.
00:12:25.680 You want me to start?
00:12:26.760 Yeah, go ahead, Rob.
00:12:27.960 Well, I don't know.
00:12:28.820 Hi, I'm Rob.
00:12:30.240 I'm a VR check.
00:12:32.040 How old are you, Rob?
00:12:32.520 I'm a girl.
00:12:33.860 32.
00:12:34.860 Dang.
00:12:36.120 I'm biggest you think, Rob.
00:12:37.980 Be honest.
00:12:39.220 I have the biggest dig here, probably.
00:12:41.340 No, no, no.
00:12:42.200 Prime does.
00:12:42.780 Prime does.
00:12:43.400 Oh, God, he does.
00:12:43.920 Prime does.
00:12:44.480 Yes, he does.
00:12:45.320 No, Prime does.
00:12:46.620 Prime does.
00:12:46.980 I swear to God.
00:12:47.660 Dude, Rob's got a chance to Twitter and you'll see my dig.
00:12:51.960 Dude, it's massive.
00:12:53.640 It's bigger.
00:12:54.300 I'm telling you. 1.00
00:12:54.800 No, massive cock. 1.00
00:12:56.180 Oh, God. 1.00
00:12:56.540 Prime has the biggest dig in there.
00:12:57.440 I swear my life he does.
00:12:58.460 Really?
00:12:59.180 Show me your dig, bro.
00:13:01.660 Show you my dig.
00:13:02.900 Yeah, you won't.
00:13:04.460 You should have a question.
00:13:05.340 No, I'm a dog. 0.99
00:13:07.920 I don't want to show you my dig, nigga. 1.00
00:13:09.560 What the fuck? 1.00
00:13:09.820 Wait, can we all turn our cameras on and have a little mini podcast or some shit? 1.00
00:13:13.660 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:13:15.020 I'm not pulling out my dick unless I get hard. 1.00
00:13:17.680 Bro, don't push it. 1.00
00:13:18.200 I'm a grower, not a shower.
00:13:19.500 No.
00:13:20.200 I want to see what everyone looks like. 0.98
00:13:21.880 Please, this is going to be funny as fuck. 0.98
00:13:23.340 Yeah, answer that camera. 0.98
00:13:23.840 Everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone.
00:13:26.580 Don't make them do that.
00:13:27.380 That's mean.
00:13:27.980 What?
00:13:28.360 Just put your cameras on, bro.
00:13:29.620 Let me clean my room really quick.
00:13:31.080 No, bro.
00:13:31.700 No, bro.
00:13:32.100 No, bro.
00:13:32.620 No, my room is dirty.
00:13:34.300 Just come on, bro.
00:13:35.660 Everyone, put your cameras on.
00:13:36.700 Don't be sh... 0.79
00:13:37.420 Cuff him. 0.90
00:13:37.640 Cuff him. 0.63
00:13:37.820 Cuff him. 0.63
00:13:38.440 Cuff him. 0.63
00:13:39.180 Cuff him. 0.63
00:13:39.900 Cuff him. 0.63
00:13:40.480 Cuff him. 0.63
00:13:40.700 Turn yours on.
00:13:41.340 Cuff him. 0.63
00:13:41.760 Cuff him. 0.63
00:13:42.080 Cuff him. 0.63
00:13:42.160 Cuff him. 0.63
00:13:42.600 Cuff him. 0.63
00:13:43.280 Cuff him. 0.63
00:13:43.680 Cuff him. 0.63
00:13:44.160 Cuff him. 0.63
00:13:46.160 Wait, let me hide my Bible real quick.
00:13:48.720 What?
00:13:49.160 What's that supposed to mean?
00:13:50.780 Well, yeah. 1.00
00:13:51.120 Why the fuck you saying you had some shit, bitch? 1.00
00:13:52.720 You think I'm from the field, huh? 1.00
00:13:55.440 Yo, no, yo. 1.00
00:13:56.180 Chill out.
00:13:56.580 Chill out.
00:13:56.860 What you had?
00:13:57.620 What you had?
00:13:57.960 What you had?
00:13:57.980 What you had?
00:13:58.000 Clear, miss.
00:13:59.520 Okay, ready?
00:14:01.100 Hold on. 1.00
00:14:01.360 That shit on my screen. 1.00
00:14:02.160 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:14:02.360 Don't pull no dick out, bro. 1.00
00:14:03.900 Hold on. 1.00
00:14:04.620 Hey, Pratt. 1.00
00:14:05.220 I'm going to pull my dick. 1.00
00:14:07.000 Are you drinking a beer? 1.00
00:14:08.640 Are you drinking a beer?
00:14:09.440 I'm drinking a soju because I love Asian stuff. 0.99
00:14:15.040 It's fucking delicious. 1.00
00:14:16.680 All right, who's showing the dick? 1.00
00:14:17.280 Hey, guys. 0.99
00:14:18.320 All right, Sair and Rob.
00:14:20.320 Come on.
00:14:21.060 Yeah, one second.
00:14:21.880 Yeah, hold up.
00:14:22.760 Hey, you guys look pretty cool.
00:14:24.820 Yes.
00:14:25.760 Dude, do you smoke?
00:14:26.680 Be honest.
00:14:27.600 I can't smoke.
00:14:28.820 Why not? 1.00
00:14:29.760 What the fuck? 1.00
00:14:30.740 Upstairs. 1.00
00:14:31.280 People are going to get upset with me. 1.00
00:14:32.060 I mean, he beat his dick all day. 1.00
00:14:35.140 I mean, he beat his dick all day. 1.00
00:14:37.780 Yo, what the fuck? 1.00
00:14:39.820 Rob has a massive penis. 1.00
00:14:41.580 Let's just get that out of the way. 1.00
00:14:43.480 I'm telling you, it is a big penis. 1.00
00:14:46.520 This is the guy shit on me, dude? 1.00
00:14:48.400 Both of them are. 1.00
00:14:49.380 What the fuck? 1.00
00:14:49.660 Fight. 1.00
00:14:50.180 Fight.
00:14:50.720 Fight.
00:14:51.480 Are you drinking?
00:14:52.180 Just water to him.
00:14:52.960 It's just water.
00:14:54.580 Hey, Rob.
00:14:55.920 Bro, you know I like to party, bro.
00:14:57.340 I got the Bacardi.
00:14:58.540 What's good?
00:14:59.940 What's that pillow?
00:15:00.720 What is that? 0.99
00:15:02.160 Oh, this is my gay assistant murder crumpet. 1.00
00:15:04.900 Yo! 1.00
00:15:06.000 What the fuck is that? 1.00
00:15:07.040 What the fuck is that? 1.00
00:15:07.800 Hold on. 1.00
00:15:08.480 Yo.
00:15:08.760 You need to give them some understanding.
00:15:10.020 Who is that?
00:15:11.120 Rob runs a bar in VR chat.
00:15:13.640 Okay. 1.00
00:15:13.900 What the fuck am I? 0.98
00:15:14.500 Where people show up in hot anime, like, 3D situations. 0.99
00:15:20.940 Like, there's slime girls that you can climb inside of and decompose, if you want. 1.00
00:15:24.220 Hold on.
00:15:24.620 Chat, I know you guys can't see.
00:15:25.900 I can't have my website on both of them.
00:15:27.580 It's like, everything they say is cringy.
00:15:29.540 Like, everything they say is cringe.
00:15:31.180 No, it's not.
00:15:31.860 Bro, what?
00:15:33.520 Cringy content, bro.
00:15:35.380 Wait, wait, wait. 0.96
00:15:35.820 What that nigga was playing? 1.00
00:15:36.800 What you was playing, nigga? 1.00
00:15:38.980 Him? 0.95
00:15:39.800 That's why I'm fantasy.
00:15:41.660 It's a real game.
00:15:42.940 It's RuneScape.
00:15:44.040 I love RuneScape!
00:15:45.520 Yeah, me too.
00:15:46.440 Thank you.
00:15:47.020 I'm glad somebody's on the same page.
00:15:48.100 Wait, hold on.
00:15:48.620 Do you play old school or not?
00:15:50.440 There's another slide to this too.
00:15:51.460 Yeah.
00:15:52.200 Yeah, OS.
00:15:53.380 RS. 1.00
00:15:54.040 Holy shit, bro. 0.99
00:15:55.020 Hey, have y'all ever played Wizard 101? 0.99
00:15:57.860 Yeah. 0.89
00:15:58.180 I played that when I was a kid, nigga. 1.00
00:15:59.200 I fucked with that hard. 1.00
00:16:00.040 When I was a kid, nigga. 1.00
00:16:01.680 Nah, bro.
00:16:02.260 Wizard 101 is top tier.
00:16:03.820 RuneScape top tier.
00:16:04.740 WoW's top tier.
00:16:05.860 What about old Call of Duty?
00:16:06.700 Let's talk about games.
00:16:07.520 Have y'all ever played the old CODs?
00:16:09.660 I played COD 4.
00:16:10.700 Best Call of Duty, Modern Warfare 2.
00:16:12.580 Black Ops 2.
00:16:13.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:15.500 Black Ops 2, the best Call of Duty 2.
00:16:17.400 Stop! 1.00
00:16:18.260 Stop! 1.00
00:16:18.800 Cut them, cut them, tell them, bro. 0.99
00:16:20.400 Modern Warfare 2. 0.75
00:16:21.220 Modern Warfare 2.
00:16:21.700 No.
00:16:22.180 Black Ops 2 is the best.
00:16:23.460 Best Call of Duty, I'm all around.
00:16:24.760 Black Ops 2 is the best Call of Duty 2.
00:16:25.720 You're, like, 20 years old.
00:16:27.540 You're, like, 20 years old.
00:16:28.320 No, bro, no.
00:16:28.980 We're 32.
00:16:29.840 Okay, I'm 21. 0.99
00:16:30.660 Nigga, son of! 1.00
00:16:31.560 I'm 23!
00:16:32.320 Yeah, Black Ops 2.
00:16:33.360 Black Ops 2.
00:16:33.460 Black Ops 2 is not better than Modern Warfare 2. 0.99
00:16:36.060 What is that shit that makes you scope in super fast with the Sniper? 0.99
00:16:39.740 That came in in Modern Warfare 2, correct? 0.99
00:16:41.780 No, it's called...
00:16:42.260 Whatever they like...
00:16:42.980 It's called...
00:16:43.460 No.
00:16:43.660 There's a perk.
00:16:44.460 There was a perk that made it happen super quick.
00:16:46.580 There was...
00:16:47.100 What do you mean?
00:16:47.820 Was it in Modern Warfare 2 or was it Black Ops 2?
00:16:49.060 It was added in Modern Warfare 2.
00:16:51.360 Whenever that was added, that is when the game started to go downhill.
00:16:54.460 Sleight of hand.
00:16:55.080 It was slight.
00:16:55.400 They're saying sleight of hand.
00:16:56.120 Or Quick Draw.
00:16:56.600 Quick Draw.
00:16:57.140 Why we can't just see all the Call of Duty's back then?
00:16:59.020 Quick Draw.
00:16:59.500 It was good.
00:16:59.980 I liked all of them.
00:17:00.400 They were all good.
00:17:01.120 No, you're right.
00:17:01.800 You're right.
00:17:02.120 I'm going to be honest.
00:17:02.820 I'm going to be honest. 1.00
00:17:03.620 If y'all are down one night, we should do this shit. 1.00
00:17:06.180 Me, Kuffman Prime. 0.99
00:17:07.380 Me, Kuffman Prime versus you, like, three of you guys.
00:17:10.480 And we do, like, a ton night.
00:17:10.900 Aiden, I tried to come over your house and you were not around.
00:17:13.420 Alright.
00:17:14.300 Bro.
00:17:14.540 I will play against you three, as long as I can bring my friend Shur4. 1.00
00:17:29.120 No Kod.
00:17:30.040 Is that a Kod, bro?
00:17:31.080 Prime, listen to his name.
00:17:32.120 What is his name again? 1.00
00:17:33.100 Shut up. 1.00
00:17:33.700 Shur4. 1.00
00:17:34.180 Shur4. 0.62
00:17:34.640 Bro, no.
00:17:36.380 Prime.
00:17:37.620 Prime.
00:17:40.380 He's a Kod, bro.
00:17:42.540 Hey, can I get Shroud?
00:17:44.540 Hell no, man.
00:17:45.660 He's retired.
00:17:46.440 He's retired. 1.00
00:17:47.000 Who gives a shit? 1.00
00:17:47.400 Let me get Banks. 0.99
00:17:48.460 I want Banks.
00:17:49.440 Quickscopes.
00:17:51.560 Banks not good no more.
00:17:53.720 That's fine.
00:17:54.060 You're going to have Banks.
00:17:54.780 We'll take Shur4 and Calvin as well.
00:17:57.560 Who?
00:17:58.160 You don't even know who they are, right?
00:17:59.360 You don't even recognize their names.
00:18:00.660 Calvin and Shur4.
00:18:01.140 They're just friends of ours.
00:18:01.780 We're doing Quickscope when it comes to the bar over two.
00:18:03.800 Quickscope.
00:18:04.280 I'm taking Banks, Temper.
00:18:06.360 I'm taking all my boys. 1.00
00:18:07.800 And we're going to fuck you guys. 1.00
00:18:08.400 You think they can slice the other? 1.00
00:18:09.780 Yes, bro.
00:18:10.480 Yes, bro.
00:18:11.300 Yes.
00:18:11.780 Yes, bro.
00:18:12.440 Yes.
00:18:12.760 All right.
00:18:14.400 So, Aiden, we came here today to talk about the differences in our communities, right?
00:18:18.080 You guys have your communities.
00:18:19.520 We have the band geeks.
00:18:20.540 We were wondering if possibly we can mend the communities together once and for all.
00:18:24.720 Finally, yes.
00:18:25.480 I want to.
00:18:26.120 I would love to.
00:18:27.160 Why don't we?
00:18:27.800 Why haven't we?
00:18:29.340 I tried to.
00:18:30.060 I tried to come over, you know, yesterday or two days ago in LA.
00:18:32.580 You weren't around.
00:18:33.320 You're in New York.
00:18:34.920 Well, unfortunately, I don't want to link you.
00:18:37.360 Especially without Cuffman Prime.
00:18:38.720 I can't.
00:18:39.320 What if you jump me?
00:18:42.360 I feel like you.
00:18:43.020 All right.
00:18:43.260 Stand up real quick.
00:18:43.840 How tall are you?
00:18:45.140 I am standing.
00:18:46.660 I'm six foot six.
00:18:48.360 Hell no. 1.00
00:18:48.780 Damn. 1.00
00:18:49.460 Stand up and go. 1.00
00:18:50.040 Oh, yeah?
00:18:50.500 Watch me next to the door.
00:18:52.840 You want to see me by my door?
00:18:54.100 Oh, Cuffman.
00:18:54.680 He's. 0.99
00:18:54.880 I mean, Prime, he's low-key beating the shit out of you. 0.98
00:18:56.860 I'm being honest. 0.98
00:18:57.680 No, no.
00:18:58.020 Don't say low-key because look how fat he is. 1.00
00:18:59.820 I'll tune into the ass up. 1.00
00:19:00.820 Hey, man. 0.98
00:19:02.080 They say I've been getting way too. 1.00
00:19:03.780 When I fuck your girl, dude. 1.00
00:19:05.900 Shit, you fuck my girl, you did a job that you, you, you, you blessed me. 1.00
00:19:10.060 Fuck you to my. 1.00
00:19:11.120 You blessed me. 1.00
00:19:12.400 You hugged me out of some shit I didn't even need to be in. 0.99
00:19:16.460 All right. 0.99
00:19:16.800 So, look.
00:19:17.840 Look.
00:19:18.380 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:19:19.160 These niggas streaming, Aiden? 1.00
00:19:20.680 Yeah.
00:19:21.100 I appreciate everyone is streaming. 1.00
00:19:21.920 Bro, tell your bitch ass niggas to get out of my chat tomorrow and stop saying nigga. 1.00
00:19:25.300 I say nigga all the time. 1.00
00:19:27.080 I went up 1K viewers.
00:19:28.100 Thanks, guys.
00:19:29.060 All right, look.
00:19:29.880 Look.
00:19:30.420 The only people streaming are Aiden, Miz, Rob, and Sire.
00:19:34.080 And me.
00:19:35.120 And you.
00:19:36.280 I wasn't sure about y'all.
00:19:37.060 I want to say, I want to say like, Mizkif, I love you, bro.
00:19:40.820 We've had some good convos off stream.
00:19:42.960 So, I've hugged you in person.
00:19:44.380 Remember that?
00:19:45.020 Aiden, can I say one thing about you?
00:19:46.320 Honestly, right now.
00:19:47.280 Yeah, I'm open to it for sure. 1.00
00:19:48.640 I'm tired of your shit. 1.00
00:19:50.000 You need to do one thing for me, for the love of God. 1.00
00:19:51.960 Get a better camera. 1.00
00:19:52.980 Your camera fucking sucks ass. 1.00
00:19:54.740 Hey, hey, hey. 1.00
00:19:55.340 Chill out. 0.99
00:19:55.720 Hey, calm all that shit down, though. 0.99
00:19:56.680 You ain't gotta talk to him like that. 0.99
00:19:57.500 You can't talk to him like that, though.
00:19:58.840 I can't do it. 1.00
00:19:59.520 I'll hold the fucking grave. 1.00
00:19:59.980 I'll talk to him like that. 1.00
00:20:00.960 Cuff him, turn the camera on. 0.99
00:20:02.000 You need to set some shit up. 1.00
00:20:03.140 Cuff him, turn the camera on. 0.99
00:20:03.780 Mizkif has a solid point, all right? 0.84
00:20:05.120 We're going to have to come to some compromises. 0.96
00:20:06.420 You could easily fix the camera and get some high-definite shit going. 0.92
00:20:09.420 So, what do I get? 0.96
00:20:10.160 High-definite.
00:20:11.360 4K camera.
00:20:12.020 I can literally send you everything.
00:20:13.560 Dude, the people behind you who are on their phones, I want to see what they're looking
00:20:17.440 at.
00:20:18.020 And if I can see what they're looking at, it'll be better content.
00:20:20.180 So, if you get a nice camera, it'll be perfect.
00:20:22.420 I can send you everything tonight.
00:20:24.080 Like, we'd be able to see all of you.
00:20:25.360 You would send it to me?
00:20:26.320 Yeah.
00:20:26.840 Literally, I'll give it to you all.
00:20:27.940 But you have to pay me 5K. 1.00
00:20:29.460 Damn! 1.00
00:20:29.960 Like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:20:31.440 It's a 5K camera. 1.00
00:20:34.140 W.
00:20:34.880 W community.
00:20:36.200 Hey, that is...
00:20:37.300 You know what?
00:20:37.920 It's also a tax write-off.
00:20:39.260 It is?
00:20:40.780 Absolutely.
00:20:41.440 Dude, he's not paying taxes.
00:20:42.640 It's in Mexico half the time.
00:20:43.720 You think he's paying taxes?
00:20:44.920 True.
00:20:46.700 He's write-off, so he's not paying.
00:20:47.560 Actually, Puerto Rico now.
00:20:49.740 I'm kidding.
00:20:50.880 Why are you upgraded? 0.84
00:20:51.720 Like, what the hell? 0.68
00:20:52.820 I have a question. 0.97
00:20:53.640 I have a question.
00:20:54.880 What state do you...
00:20:56.640 Or do you live in...
00:20:57.360 Mizkif you live in LA in the entire...
00:20:58.640 the entire town?
00:20:59.880 Bro, what?
00:21:00.500 I'm in Texas, brother, man.
00:21:01.380 We're all in Austin.
00:21:03.420 All of us live in Austin.
00:21:04.720 We're all Austin.
00:21:05.980 Oh, so it's just a son that lives in LA.
00:21:08.480 Yeah.
00:21:09.100 Yeah.
00:21:09.880 But we don't talk to that guy.
00:21:11.380 Why?
00:21:12.840 It's cringe.
00:21:14.200 Yeah, we talk to Destiny now.
00:21:18.340 Destiny?
00:21:19.760 Yeah.
00:21:20.540 Do you know who that is?
00:21:21.740 I play the game best.
00:21:22.840 Did y'all ever play that game?
00:21:25.180 Yeah. 0.95
00:21:26.580 What's so fucking funny? 0.97
00:21:27.600 What? 1.00
00:21:27.740 I fucking... 0.99
00:21:28.760 I just... 0.99
00:21:29.120 I don't know.
00:21:29.700 My chat's being funny.
00:21:30.420 No.
00:21:30.660 You don't know who the streamers,
00:21:32.580 but you know who it's on is?
00:21:34.540 Destiny.
00:21:35.220 Let me see.
00:21:39.060 But Seer gone?
00:21:40.020 Destiny.
00:21:40.720 Seer!
00:21:41.780 Wait, Seer's wanting to play prop night
00:21:43.380 or play Final Fantasy?
00:21:44.400 He has to pick one.
00:21:45.140 Wait, this is...
00:21:45.540 So he's probably gonna dip it. 1.00
00:21:46.920 What the fuck? 1.00
00:21:47.860 A Christmas tree special? 1.00
00:21:48.740 By the way.
00:21:50.060 Yeah, that's him.
00:21:51.500 Nice.
00:21:51.700 Destiny's pretty much a 50% off clearance sale of...
00:21:54.120 Destiny is the best.
00:21:55.540 Wait, what's her name?
00:21:56.340 Destiny?
00:21:56.900 Kuff, of course you wanna know.
00:21:58.160 Of course.
00:21:58.840 Wait, how old is she? 0.89
00:22:00.560 Really, Kuff?
00:22:01.240 She's 38. 0.59
00:22:02.840 38?
00:22:03.920 What?
00:22:04.220 I'm just asking questions, bro.
00:22:05.440 Just...
00:22:05.720 Yo, Bruce is here, by the way.
00:22:08.200 Alright, um...
00:22:09.220 Bruce.
00:22:10.160 And Poke. 0.93
00:22:11.080 And Poke. 0.93
00:22:11.720 Hey! 0.99
00:22:12.020 I don't know why I said it.
00:22:13.480 Hey, Bruce.
00:22:14.440 Wait, Bruce, wait.
00:22:16.840 What?
00:22:17.800 Is that D.O. Bruce?
00:22:19.660 Bruce!
00:22:21.180 Yo.
00:22:21.700 What?
00:22:22.020 Hey, Bruce.
00:22:23.000 Wait, I didn't know you associate with...
00:22:24.740 What?
00:22:26.440 Wow.
00:22:27.300 Hey, why you gotta be banding your...
00:22:28.340 Why you gotta be banding your chat?
00:22:29.460 Hold up, hold up, Prime.
00:22:30.300 Bruce, I just wanna say,
00:22:31.120 you have one of the best communities of all time, bro. 0.99
00:22:34.400 I fucking love your whole fucking structure, 0.99
00:22:37.880 everything you do, bro. 1.00
00:22:38.540 You really are a GOAT, bro. 1.00
00:22:39.740 I really fuck with you, like, how you do everything. 1.00
00:22:41.500 Thank you, Aiden. 1.00
00:22:42.320 You're a legend, bro.
00:22:43.040 I appreciate that.
00:22:43.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:44.100 And if 2K ever gets good again, bro,
00:22:45.520 I would love to...
00:22:46.460 Bro, I didn't even band on y'all.
00:22:48.860 I don't know why my mods, they band y'all.
00:22:51.560 I mean, not y'all, but Prime.
00:22:54.420 You said... 0.99
00:22:55.340 You thought I was talking shit about you, man. 1.00
00:22:56.980 And he say, band a nigga. 1.00
00:22:58.100 I'm damned. 1.00
00:22:59.640 Yeah. 0.99
00:23:00.140 Wait, wait, Bruce.
00:23:00.860 You stayed in...
00:23:01.780 I thought you stayed in Atlanta.
00:23:03.640 Yeah, I do.
00:23:04.080 I'm visiting out here.
00:23:05.640 Okay, that's cool.
00:23:06.940 Wait, are y'all in Austin right now?
00:23:08.340 You said what? 0.99
00:23:09.000 Yeah, I actually fuck with Austin. 1.00
00:23:11.040 I'm gonna be dead ass. 1.00
00:23:12.960 I think Austin is better than LA. 0.99
00:23:15.560 Nice.
00:23:15.920 I think so, too.
00:23:17.380 Austin's really cool.
00:23:18.320 Nice.
00:23:19.140 I've been there before.
00:23:19.760 Oh, they said they can't hear me.
00:23:21.240 No, stay text.
00:23:21.520 No, you're good, you're good.
00:23:22.120 No, I hear you.
00:23:22.680 Oh.
00:23:23.640 You said what?
00:23:24.620 Austin's fire, bro, but what do you like better?
00:23:26.860 Have you been to Houston?
00:23:28.680 No, I haven't been to Houston, but I mean, Austin is like...
00:23:31.580 Austin is like...
00:23:32.480 I don't know how to explain this. 1.00
00:23:33.400 It's like a fucking... 0.99
00:23:34.520 You ever seen the movie Cars? 1.00
00:23:36.620 Yeah, of course.
00:23:37.820 That's the type of town it is. 0.99
00:23:39.180 It's small as fuck, but still big at the same time. 0.99
00:23:41.540 Yeah, I love the roads, too, in Austin. 1.00
00:23:43.600 Texas itself has really good freeways and shit. 0.95
00:23:45.760 They're like very spaced out. 0.99
00:23:46.860 What the fuck y'all doing, though? 0.99
00:23:49.200 What y'all finna do? 0.99
00:23:50.200 Well, we were gonna play prop night, and then we invited Cuff'em and Busy, Busy Prime.
00:23:58.720 Hey, hey, hey, what you trying to say?
00:23:59.880 We ain't messing y'all up and playing some of y'all problems.
00:24:01.520 Soda, I was in your house, bro, and I did not meet you. 0.99
00:24:04.800 When were you in my fucking house? 0.99
00:24:07.100 Like two days ago. 1.00
00:24:08.200 Cuff'em, put your camera on.
00:24:08.980 Yo, why didn't you come in and give me a hug?
00:24:11.860 I think you were asleep.
00:24:13.440 Oh, was it early?
00:24:15.020 Hell yeah.
00:24:15.820 Oh, yeah.
00:24:16.300 Hell yeah.
00:24:17.400 I could tell he's from Atlanta.
00:24:18.680 Hell yeah.
00:24:20.460 Yeah.
00:24:21.120 Hey, what's going on, bro?
00:24:22.460 What's up, bro?
00:24:22.820 Yo, what up?
00:24:23.620 What's your name, bro?
00:24:24.000 Yo, what up, man?
00:24:24.980 Poe. 0.72
00:24:25.280 What up, Poe?
00:24:25.880 Hey, Poe.
00:24:27.400 I'm one of the biggest W streamers.
00:24:29.100 What up?
00:24:29.760 Fire, fire.
00:24:30.700 What you doing right now?
00:24:31.540 Yo.
00:24:32.740 Chilling.
00:24:33.640 Wait, is that Burberry?
00:24:34.640 Oh, I see you, bro.
00:24:35.620 You got a nice little...
00:24:36.140 Yo, what up?
00:24:37.180 That's fire.
00:24:37.680 Anyways, yo, you guys abandoning the beef? 1.00
00:24:41.180 Because Soda Poppin' be talking so much shit about you, bro. 0.99
00:24:43.980 That's not true. 1.00
00:24:45.040 That's not true.
00:24:45.640 That's not true.
00:24:47.100 That's not true.
00:24:47.860 That's not true.
00:24:49.000 Yo, he banned the word W in his chat, by the way.
00:24:53.140 What?
00:24:53.500 I did not ban the letter W. 0.99
00:24:55.340 Damn, that's crazy. 0.99
00:24:56.480 He did. 1.00
00:24:57.100 How would I ban the letter W that doesn't even fucking exist? 0.99
00:25:00.880 Cuff'em. 0.99
00:25:01.300 Okay, baby.
00:25:02.040 Stop it.
00:25:03.420 I just got unbanned.
00:25:04.860 Literally just a second ago, man. 0.97
00:25:06.360 And I'm fucking proud of it. 0.97
00:25:07.780 I can say W in his stream again. 0.98
00:25:09.400 It's my dream.
00:25:10.080 Yes, you can.
00:25:11.160 Welcome back.
00:25:11.600 You literally...
00:25:12.500 Bro, I showed me about that. 1.00
00:25:13.800 I was like, oh shit. 0.99
00:25:14.500 That's one of my favorite things to do is spam W. 0.99
00:25:15.900 I showed Soda you, Aiden Ross.
00:25:17.700 I told Aiden...
00:25:18.200 What?
00:25:18.480 I told Aiden that I watched you with GTA, bro.
00:25:20.980 I knew you were going to blow up.
00:25:21.800 I made you.
00:25:22.580 What?
00:25:23.520 What?
00:25:24.000 What?
00:25:26.080 No, I'm kidding.
00:25:26.800 I'm kidding.
00:25:27.560 Wait.
00:25:27.840 But I showed all these...
00:25:28.740 I showed all these normies all your streams. 1.00
00:25:30.980 They're like, what the hell is this W shit? 1.00
00:25:32.400 Wait, can I ask... 1.00
00:25:33.100 Wait, what's a normie?
00:25:33.880 What is that?
00:25:36.360 I would say uncultured in the degenerate ideas of the internet.
00:25:43.860 Okay.
00:25:44.320 Hey, you haven't said a word in a while, Roflo.
00:25:46.700 It means you play games like Call of Duty and not real games.
00:25:50.700 Roflegator's like an anime weeb guy.
00:25:52.980 Yeah.
00:25:53.240 You know anime?
00:25:54.280 Yeah.
00:25:54.780 I watch anime sometimes.
00:25:56.160 Yeah, I like anime.
00:25:56.760 What's your favorite anime?
00:25:57.840 What anime you watch?
00:25:58.680 I like Naruto. 1.00
00:26:00.420 Good shit. 0.99
00:26:00.840 Do you like Attack on Titan? 0.99
00:26:02.460 That's my favorite.
00:26:03.220 One Piece is better, though.
00:26:04.940 No, it's not.
00:26:06.780 Attack on Titan is the best.
00:26:07.680 One Piece is low-key the best.
00:26:08.920 That's true.
00:26:09.460 That is true.
00:26:10.200 Nah, Speed put me on the...
00:26:12.320 I think One Take is better than Naruto.
00:26:13.660 I really do.
00:26:14.420 I really do.
00:26:14.860 I'm going to tell you right now, you've got some weebs that are literally like raging at 1.00
00:26:18.800 their monitors, screeching at all of you right now. 0.93
00:26:21.280 They probably have some like anime that they think is the best that isn't even fucking like 0.89
00:26:25.360 have an English title.
00:26:26.220 So, I think every time this conversation comes up, like, there's always some wee...
00:26:31.220 Yeah, you can't have this conversation.
00:26:32.820 You can't have this conversation.
00:26:33.480 Do you guys like Death Note or no? 1.00
00:26:35.900 That shit is good. 1.00
00:26:36.900 That shit is good. 1.00
00:26:37.820 Best anime I've ever watched in my entire life. 1.00
00:26:39.400 Death Note.
00:26:39.680 Watch Parasite.
00:26:40.500 Watch Parasite.
00:26:41.580 I've seen Parasite.
00:26:42.780 See, look.
00:26:43.160 We all have something real. 0.97
00:26:43.900 Look, we're all fucking bonding right now. 0.98
00:26:45.700 Dude, let's raise us together, dude. 0.97
00:26:47.160 Anime brings us together. 0.99
00:26:48.420 That's fucking amazing. 1.00
00:26:49.020 You guys watch anime porn? 1.00
00:26:50.580 Huh? 1.00
00:26:51.040 Hell yeah.
00:26:51.440 I watched it before.
00:26:52.520 Oh, God, I was going crazy.
00:26:54.660 I was for the God.
00:26:55.900 Let me tell you this, dude. 0.99
00:26:56.700 If you like anime porn in VRChat, you could live anime porn. 0.99
00:26:59.680 Oh, you can? 0.99
00:27:00.800 Yeah, you can.
00:27:01.980 Oh, God, I'm from the vibe one.
00:27:03.540 You can develop something called phantom sense.
00:27:06.480 Yeah. 1.00
00:27:08.060 I can fuck, um... 1.00
00:27:09.040 I can fuck Mikasa? 1.00
00:27:10.500 Yes. 1.00
00:27:10.740 You can fuck any anime girl you want. 1.00
00:27:14.200 What the fuck? 1.00
00:27:16.740 This would have been the thing to bring us together, dude. 1.00
00:27:19.540 We just gotta get sex. 0.98
00:27:21.000 Who would have thought? 1.00
00:27:21.960 Get your boy to put on a Mikasa, like, you know, outfit and just fuck your friend. 1.00
00:27:27.440 That's crazy. 1.00
00:27:27.940 Well, yeah, yeah.
00:27:29.320 Wait, do y'all, do y'all, do y'all, um, question, we'll go back to anime if it's a note.
00:27:33.400 Do you guys watch basketball or not?
00:27:35.860 I used to.
00:27:36.220 Kuroko no Basket?
00:27:36.760 To anime.
00:27:37.200 Let's get back to anime.
00:27:37.940 Sorry.
00:27:38.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:39.000 Okay.
00:27:39.340 I don't watch basketball.
00:27:41.040 I used to play basketball.
00:27:41.680 Hey, me too.
00:27:42.860 But there's an anime of basketball, Kuroko no Basket.
00:27:44.860 Oh, yeah.
00:27:45.140 Oh, bro.
00:27:45.940 Oh. 1.00
00:27:47.080 That shit's good. 1.00
00:27:48.300 You watch that, yeah? 1.00
00:27:49.620 Yeah, I watched the ball.
00:27:50.980 I watched the volleyball one, too.
00:27:52.060 I need to watch that.
00:27:53.320 I need to watch that.
00:27:53.820 It's good stuff. 0.99
00:27:54.980 It's repetitive as fuck, though. 0.99
00:27:57.180 Yeah, no, I haven't seen the volleyball one, but I will say, so if you do want to fuck 0.99
00:28:00.800 Mikasa in VR chat, it is a very high possibility. 1.00
00:28:04.200 You can get a penis that will magnetize into the avatar of the vagina. 1.00
00:28:08.260 Yeah. 1.00
00:28:09.340 And you can fuck them, literally. 1.00
00:28:10.720 You literally fuck them. 1.00
00:28:11.200 Like, it'll go in. 1.00
00:28:13.240 You can see it go in.
00:28:14.600 And you can get-
00:28:15.220 How y'all know this?
00:28:16.840 Because I do it.
00:28:17.920 He does it for a living.
00:28:19.240 Yeah.
00:28:19.760 My job.
00:28:20.760 Exactly. 0.79
00:28:21.260 And you can get a love sense, and you can get a fleshlight that's kind of synced to a dildo, 0.99
00:28:26.080 and you can make them synced up, so it's like you're really fucking. 0.99
00:28:29.520 Here, I'll teach you. 0.97
00:28:30.340 So we get these trackers.
00:28:36.520 This one goes around my waist.
00:28:38.780 Yeah.
00:28:39.340 This one goes around my feet. 1.00
00:28:40.720 Oh, fuck no. 1.00
00:28:41.640 And then you can see everything I'm doing, and I can fuck you in VR chat. 1.00
00:28:45.600 Don't say me. 1.00
00:28:46.240 Don't say me. 0.62
00:28:47.200 Oh, hell no. 1.00
00:28:49.440 Y'all are crazy. 1.00
00:28:50.920 Wait, so you actually can fuck in a VR? 1.00
00:28:54.020 Well, you do- 0.99
00:28:54.980 Yeah, there's DPS.
00:28:56.060 It's called the dynamic penetration system. 1.00
00:28:58.380 When you hit something, your penis will curve into the hole. 1.00
00:29:02.080 Yeah. 1.00
00:29:02.880 It's like an aim bot. 1.00
00:29:06.600 For your penis. 1.00
00:29:07.580 Do you feel the sex or no? 1.00
00:29:10.740 If you have phantom sense.
00:29:12.540 I don't.
00:29:13.240 Think about this, right?
00:29:14.360 Think about this.
00:29:14.960 You attach a fleshlight to your desk, and then you buy one of those desks that go up and down.
00:29:19.660 You could readjust it.
00:29:21.100 You can go any position.
00:29:22.060 You never even have to leave the house.
00:29:25.680 Yep.
00:29:26.560 If you're really advanced, you don't even need the love sense.
00:29:29.260 Again, phantom sense is the equivalent of, let's say you lost your arm.
00:29:32.500 You'd feel like it's still there, right? 0.99
00:29:34.500 And so when your penis goes into the vagina, you can really feel it. 1.00
00:29:38.080 And I know lots of men that can come from that. 1.00
00:29:40.800 Yeah.
00:29:41.780 Cuffin is definitely-
00:29:42.320 Cuffin doesn't want to be here.
00:29:43.300 No, Cuffin is definitely going to run and go get one right now.
00:29:45.720 I know he is. 1.00
00:29:46.080 Yeah, he put about three of them bitches. 1.00
00:29:48.460 He buy every attachment. 1.00
00:29:50.540 He's going to bat every attachment. 1.00
00:29:52.380 So they have these worlds where you can go and just pick up random people to fuck. 0.99
00:29:57.060 It's called H Hotel or something. 0.99
00:29:59.160 You press a button and it takes you to a strip club. 0.50
00:30:02.100 And there's random girls dancing on poles and stuff.
00:30:04.920 And you go to them and you can wave to them and say hi to them.
00:30:07.820 And if they like you, there's private rooms.
00:30:10.020 And you go into the private room, you can lock the door and there's a bed and a mirror over the bed. 0.99
00:30:14.220 And you can have sex with them in VR and watch yourself do it with a mirror. 0.99
00:30:18.000 Aiden, I'm not going to lie to you. 1.00
00:30:18.980 I don't do any of this shit. 0.99
00:30:20.480 Okay. 1.00
00:30:20.780 I will buy that shit. 1.00
00:30:21.680 I will buy that shit. 1.00
00:30:22.600 Wait, so what? 1.00
00:30:23.120 What shit I jerk off? 1.00
00:30:24.060 I'm done. 1.00
00:30:24.500 Wait, you can nut from this shit. 1.00
00:30:27.400 Yeah. 1.00
00:30:28.260 I've met one of my best friends at a orgy. 0.98
00:30:32.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:30:32.620 Wait, huh?
00:30:34.160 On VR though, right? 0.96
00:30:35.380 In a VR orgy, yeah. 0.84
00:30:36.920 Yeah. 1.00
00:30:37.380 That shit sound dope. 1.00
00:30:39.460 That shit sound dope. 1.00
00:30:40.360 It was actually crazy. 1.00
00:30:42.420 Every Saturday we have DJ night where it's a bunch of strippers kicking their ass. 1.00
00:30:46.880 What if you guys just happen to just go outside and get some real pussy? 1.00
00:30:50.580 What do you guys think? 1.00
00:30:51.260 I have a girlfriend and I still do this.
00:30:53.180 Oh, fire.
00:30:55.580 Hey, hey, hey. 0.99
00:30:56.420 No weird shit. 1.00
00:30:56.920 Y'all ain't fuck each other though, DJ. 1.00
00:30:58.340 I ain't say you could. 0.99
00:31:01.800 I say y'all didn't know, right?
00:31:03.200 Y'all too, right?
00:31:03.780 Well, I've been trying to set up to do an Eiffel Tower on Chance.
00:31:07.820 He just won't let me.
00:31:09.080 No.
00:31:09.220 Yeah.
00:31:09.620 Hold on.
00:31:10.360 But what you could do is you could get your friend and say, hey, listen, I need you to
00:31:13.420 stop talking for a second and put this avatar on. 0.99
00:31:16.100 In your case, Mikasa, and say, listen, friend, stop talking and let me fuck you. 1.00
00:31:19.980 And then you fuck your friend and you just move on from there. 1.00
00:31:22.780 They're called mute. 1.00
00:31:24.240 You just have the person mute and then they don't talk.
00:31:27.380 It's like what I'm doing. 0.99
00:31:28.020 And then you have sex with them. 0.98
00:31:31.900 What if, let me ask, can you get catfished in this VR world? 0.99
00:31:36.860 Meaning-
00:31:37.120 Hold up.
00:31:37.540 Hold up.
00:31:37.860 Can I go into the VR world, get a voice changer or talk like a girl, pretend I'm a girl?
00:31:43.600 Hold up.
00:31:45.420 Those are called traps.
00:31:47.080 It's called a trap.
00:31:47.980 Can it be done?
00:31:48.660 Yeah.
00:31:48.840 Oh, it's done all the time.
00:31:50.860 I've done it to a hundred people.
00:31:52.100 I did it to XQC.
00:31:55.060 Yep.
00:31:56.540 He did.
00:31:57.300 I was there.
00:31:59.200 Let me ask you a question.
00:32:01.880 Did you feel it?
00:32:02.940 Did I feel XQC?
00:32:05.860 Oh, no.
00:32:06.160 I made my friend do it.
00:32:07.460 Did he feel it?
00:32:08.200 Yeah, he felt something.
00:32:10.800 He definitely came back like four more days in a row.
00:32:13.020 Like, this is the world we live in.
00:32:16.980 Try VR chat, man.
00:32:17.880 Come on.
00:32:18.440 Come do a date.
00:32:19.340 Do a little date night.
00:32:20.240 Come to a date night.
00:32:21.400 On our date nights, we'll have like 10 people.
00:32:24.480 I'll try to win you over.
00:32:26.040 There's like a little talent show. 0.99
00:32:27.300 They'll dance or like do flips and shit. 0.98
00:32:29.040 All right. 0.98
00:32:29.140 When is it?
00:32:29.560 When is it?
00:32:29.940 I'll buy you.
00:32:30.540 I just got to buy an Oculus, right?
00:32:32.500 No.
00:32:32.800 Get an index.
00:32:33.460 No, no, no.
00:32:33.840 Get an index.
00:32:34.700 Oculus is bad stuff.
00:32:36.840 All right, yo. 1.00
00:32:37.200 Index is good shit. 0.99
00:32:38.000 Yo, Miz or Soda, can you guys like mess with me like everything I need? 1.00
00:32:41.100 Like all the attachments, all that shit? 0.88
00:32:42.380 Bro, I said to get a better camera. 1.00
00:32:43.800 I did not say any of this shit, okay? 0.99
00:32:45.120 I don't do it. 0.99
00:32:45.720 This is not my lane.
00:32:46.880 Help him out. 1.00
00:32:47.260 This is not my fucking lane. 1.00
00:32:48.580 I don't know any of this shit. 1.00
00:32:49.980 All right. 1.00
00:32:50.140 I was going to lose it, man.
00:32:51.100 Wait, can it be streamed or is it TOS?
00:32:53.160 Yeah, it can be streamed.
00:32:54.340 Do you know Hamlin's?
00:32:55.640 Do you know Hamlin's?
00:32:56.360 Of course, yeah.
00:32:56.840 Hamlin's was there two weeks ago.
00:32:59.080 He had a really good time.
00:33:00.180 You can't get banned?
00:33:01.680 He came back.
00:33:02.400 Okay.
00:33:02.800 Well, keep in mind, everything we've told you is the degenerate side of it, the stuff that
00:33:06.080 does not get streamed.
00:33:07.520 Yeah.
00:33:08.020 This dating, there is a lobby where everyone is filtered and the only people that show
00:33:11.560 up know the rules and they don't break the Twitch rules.
00:33:13.440 Oh, cool.
00:33:13.720 When they ride the lines, they don't cross any lines.
00:33:15.780 Exactly.
00:33:16.440 Got it.
00:33:16.940 So to cross the lines, that's an off-stream type of thing.
00:33:20.240 Yes.
00:33:21.580 Saturdays.
00:33:22.700 Saturdays DJ night. 1.00
00:33:23.500 It's a bunch of people in naked avatars giving lap dances and stripper pole shit. 1.00
00:33:27.640 Some people actually have stripper poles in their room and they'll like dance on a stripper 1.00
00:33:31.880 pole in VR.
00:33:33.060 My father literally went to his Saturday DJ night.
00:33:36.400 What if I, per se, just would like to do one of these nights?
00:33:40.920 Come by. 0.97
00:33:41.700 Just fucking hit me up. 0.99
00:33:43.280 Oh, God. 0.99
00:33:43.860 I'll do that.
00:33:44.320 Oh, God.
00:33:44.760 I'll do it.
00:33:45.480 Just come in. 0.99
00:33:47.440 Dude, I will show you someone that'll do a fucking backflip and then the splits on 1.00
00:33:52.140 your dick. 1.00
00:33:52.680 Like shit you've never seen before, dude. 1.00
00:33:54.260 Yo. 0.99
00:33:54.500 So one thing you need to keep in mind is like a lot of people think these VR people 1.00
00:33:58.120 are fat and like just idiot. 0.97
00:33:59.560 They're actually some of the most fit and healthy people you ever meet because they're 1.00
00:34:03.020 literally dancing.
00:34:03.920 Moving all day.
00:34:04.700 Moving everything.
00:34:05.360 Moving all day.
00:34:06.520 Yeah. 0.95
00:34:07.220 You need to get shaggy one of these and cuff him one of these fat. 0.96
00:34:09.440 That is the guy.
00:34:10.220 I actually have a VRChat girl staying over right now. 0.83
00:34:13.120 Get her. 0.58
00:34:13.980 A dancer.
00:34:15.440 Should I bring Avery?
00:34:17.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:17.920 Tell me she's dressed appropriately.
00:34:19.300 Hold on.
00:34:20.440 Avery.
00:34:20.880 You have Avery over right now? 1.00
00:34:24.760 I know his chair smells like Adam. 1.00
00:34:26.480 His chair smells like shit. 1.00
00:34:29.620 We're not allowed in his room because it smells so bad. 1.00
00:34:31.860 What kind of cereal are you eating, Soda?
00:34:33.860 What is that?
00:34:35.080 Cereal?
00:34:35.640 That is fried rice from yesterday. 0.99
00:34:38.720 Damn, from yesterday? 0.99
00:34:39.780 Yeah, I got maids. 1.00
00:34:40.940 I'm not going to clean it.
00:34:41.780 I'm just like you, bro.
00:34:42.460 I have these wings that I had left for six weeks. 0.99
00:34:46.100 Shut y'all rich ass up. 1.00
00:34:48.220 I mean, I'm not going to do it. 0.99
00:34:49.940 Aiden, where are you right now?
00:34:50.780 You can't take this to the kitchen? 1.00
00:34:52.220 Toronto, real sick guy shit. 1.00
00:34:53.760 Can I do it? 1.00
00:34:54.980 Oh, bro.
00:34:55.520 Because you got a maid. 0.99
00:34:56.340 You're not going to take it to the kitchen.
00:34:57.120 Don't touch my room.
00:34:57.760 Yep.
00:34:58.240 This is what a VRChat dancer girl looks like.
00:35:01.980 Just say hi.
00:35:02.460 That's Aiden.
00:35:03.140 Let me see it.
00:35:03.580 Let me see it.
00:35:04.000 Let me see it.
00:35:04.480 Hi.
00:35:04.720 You have to show yourself.
00:35:05.660 Oh, man.
00:35:07.240 Wait.
00:35:07.740 Tell her.
00:35:08.180 Show us some moves.
00:35:08.800 That was like two seconds.
00:35:09.940 Could you show us some moves?
00:35:11.080 Could you talk to my boy Prime?
00:35:14.120 It's so hot in here.
00:35:15.400 Ew.
00:35:16.000 What do you mean?
00:35:16.500 Ew.
00:35:17.320 No, that's how you know it smells in there, Prime.
00:35:19.640 That's how you know it smells. 1.00
00:35:20.760 It smells like dick and balls. 1.00
00:35:22.700 It's my computer, dude. 1.00
00:35:24.240 Look at this bad boy.
00:35:26.240 No, where she at? 0.99
00:35:28.240 She ain't feelin' do no flips and shit? 1.00
00:35:30.220 She doesn't want to? 0.99
00:35:32.180 Nah.
00:35:34.500 She's a dancer, actually. 1.00
00:35:35.600 She's pretty good.
00:35:36.460 She has to be in her avatar to feel comfortable.
00:35:38.740 Yeah.
00:35:39.720 It's a VR thing.
00:35:40.480 It makes sense.
00:35:41.460 I'm going to hit her up when I get my VR. 0.99
00:35:43.880 So, again, the greatest compliment that you can give these people is get hard.
00:35:51.480 Get hard?
00:35:52.620 Yeah, if you get hard from, like, a dance.
00:35:54.460 Like, you're good.
00:35:55.280 Oh, God.
00:35:56.000 I'll do that.
00:35:56.840 Again, that's all.
00:35:57.700 That's literally it.
00:35:58.360 That's the best compliment you can give them is get hard.
00:36:00.560 When you get hard in the VR world, does it show?
00:36:03.160 It shows?
00:36:03.580 No.
00:36:03.960 No, no.
00:36:04.640 Well, you can add that to your avatar where you could, like, add a slider that makes your 1.00
00:36:09.200 dick bigger or smaller. 0.99
00:36:10.560 You can literally do anything.
00:36:11.900 You can make a clone of yourself and then make your clone do a loop. 1.00
00:36:16.400 Like, you could, like, make your clone just do this as a loop and then just fuck yourself 1.00
00:36:20.200 if you wanted to. 1.00
00:36:21.160 That's crazy.
00:36:22.080 There's a million things you could do. 1.00
00:36:23.740 Well, you could fuck yourself in a hot anime girl avatar if you wanted to. 1.00
00:36:27.020 Like, you could do anything. 1.00
00:36:27.920 There are girls that will come in and they have this cloning avatar. 0.99
00:36:32.240 So, they'll have, like, they'll dance in front of you but then make a clone of themselves
00:36:36.420 and then go behind you and, like, sneak up on you and, like, come up from behind you
00:36:39.400 and stuff and then have, like, two.
00:36:41.040 It's, like, one person but it looks like two girls are dancing on you at the same time.
00:36:44.740 Yeah.
00:36:45.160 You can also become a mirror, Andy, where you just look at yourself in the mirror because
00:36:47.460 you will be hot yourself.
00:36:49.720 Yeah. 1.00
00:36:49.900 You will be a hot girl with massive tits. 1.00
00:36:52.220 So, you will be constantly looking down wanting to fuck yourself. 1.00
00:36:54.920 That's the truth. 1.00
00:36:56.040 So, are we playing prop night?
00:36:57.520 We can.
00:36:59.160 If y'all are ready.
00:37:01.780 Andy, what do you think you're done?
00:37:02.980 Andy, I want a VR.
00:37:04.580 Hey, don't God, I want a VR.
00:37:05.640 I want all the attachments, too. 1.00
00:37:06.800 I'm going to put it on my dick. 1.00
00:37:07.660 I'm going to be straight up, bro. 1.00
00:37:10.240 I just...
00:37:11.360 You could actually do that. 0.99
00:37:13.300 You could have a dick tracker. 0.99
00:37:15.800 Yeah. 0.99
00:37:16.560 Okay. 1.00
00:37:17.320 You put it on your dick and then you pump. 1.00
00:37:19.380 It's going... 1.00
00:37:19.900 Okay.
00:37:20.980 Well, so basically, like, you would grab this strap, right? 0.98
00:37:24.260 You'd fucking close it up. 0.97
00:37:26.660 Miles Brown, take notes, Miles Brown. 1.00
00:37:28.740 Just tie this thing around your dick. 1.00
00:37:30.000 Put your dick in there. 1.00
00:37:31.780 I don't know, depending on how thick it is. 1.00
00:37:33.720 Yeah, it is.
00:37:34.220 That is just the look. 1.00
00:37:35.080 You actually put your dick in that. 1.00
00:37:36.540 Don't lie. 1.00
00:37:36.880 You put your penis in that. 1.00
00:37:37.660 You do. 1.00
00:37:38.280 You touch it.
00:37:39.040 I only have three.
00:37:39.920 I only have three.
00:37:40.580 You need four.
00:37:41.220 You need four. 0.99
00:37:41.800 You need four to get a dick tracker. 0.99
00:37:43.520 Because you need one for each foot and you need one for the waist. 0.98
00:37:46.480 I only have three.
00:37:47.220 Yo.
00:37:47.480 I'm bad at every time.
00:37:49.400 So head, waist, both feet. 1.00
00:37:50.960 But I would put my dick in it if I could. 1.00
00:37:54.280 This is bad, bro. 1.00
00:37:56.900 Yo, it's Miskiv.
00:37:58.080 No, it's PogChamp.
00:38:00.180 What are you doing?
00:38:01.160 Because Miskiv has nothing to add to the conversation.
00:38:03.700 Absolutely nothing.
00:38:04.540 Literally nothing.
00:38:05.260 What am I...
00:38:05.840 I don't think Miskiv has ever played VR.
00:38:08.620 I love your eyes, bro.
00:38:09.860 You ever gotten that compliment?
00:38:10.660 You have nice eyes.
00:38:11.960 I love that in VR chat, Aiden, okay?
00:38:14.500 Whoa. 1.00
00:38:17.140 Yo, that's funny as fuck. 1.00