Adin Live - July 31, 2021


Adin FREAKS OUT While playing FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S... ＊EXTREMELY FUNNY＊


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

124.93493

Word Count

1,280

Sentence Count

107

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

In the first episode of The Freddy Fazbear Virtual Experience, a new edge-of-your-seat virtual reality experience created by Freddy and his friends, Jack and Ray, attempt to play their first ever FNAF game, but things don't go as planned.


Transcript

00:00:00.240 Hello? Guys? Ray?
00:00:06.080 Fuck this shit!
00:00:10.640 Get me on Fribe Nights, bro.
00:00:12.580 Chat, was that W content, though, or nah?
00:00:15.400 No, I've never fucked up.
00:00:18.320 Bye, whoever said that.
00:00:22.180 Bro, I didn't know I was over there. That's the weirdest part.
00:00:24.720 I thought I was...
00:00:25.400 Bro, I thought I was talking to you guys, like, this way.
00:00:28.980 What the fuck?
00:00:29.660 All right, you can unmute the desktop.
00:00:31.360 Unmute desktop?
00:00:32.300 Yeah, I'm already out.
00:00:33.120 All right, all right.
00:00:34.020 L game, W content?
00:00:35.380 All right, bet.
00:00:37.160 It was funny till that happened?
00:00:38.380 All right, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet.
00:00:39.220 We just gotta find a good game.
00:00:40.180 It's that simple.
00:00:40.700 We just gotta find a good game, you know?
00:00:46.940 Five Night Freddy's, bro.
00:00:47.920 I'm not...
00:00:48.500 Bro, then...
00:00:49.320 No, bro, I don't want to do this shit, bro.
00:00:50.660 You just said you wanted to play this.
00:00:52.100 Bro, I don't want to play it, bro.
00:00:53.120 You just said you wanted to play it.
00:00:54.000 Oh, my God.
00:00:54.740 Chat, I don't want to play this shit, bro.
00:00:57.240 Turn the lights off.
00:00:58.060 Fuck it, bro.
00:00:58.620 All right, I'll do it.
00:00:59.660 I gotta piss first.
00:01:01.300 I'm gonna turn the lights off for the chat.
00:01:03.740 I'm taking a piss.
00:01:04.780 Can they see the screen?
00:01:06.240 No, it's black.
00:01:07.800 Wait, I can't even...
00:01:09.040 Bro, I can't even move.
00:01:10.200 Wait, hold on.
00:01:10.480 Don't touch anything.
00:01:11.180 I gotta activate it right here.
00:01:14.400 Okay.
00:01:14.900 They can see the screen now.
00:01:16.520 Yeah, see if you can make this shit not black.
00:01:20.640 Wait, don't touch anything?
00:01:21.580 Don't touch anything.
00:01:23.360 Don't touch anything.
00:01:29.660 Jack, can you guys see the screen?
00:01:34.700 No, it's black.
00:01:35.800 There we go.
00:01:36.300 There we go.
00:01:36.740 There we go.
00:01:37.640 All right.
00:01:38.080 I'll be right back.
00:01:38.640 I'll be right back.
00:01:39.040 Let me just use the bathroom really quick.
00:01:40.480 I just gotta take a quick pace.
00:01:41.380 Welcome to the Freddy Fazbear virtual experience.
00:02:12.060 Fazbear Entertainment is excited to join the digital age, and what better way to do that
00:02:16.920 than with an edge-of-your-seat virtual reality experience?
00:02:27.840 We know that Fazbear Entertainment has developed something of a bad reputation over the last
00:02:33.000 few decades, and while it's true that some stories associated with our name were loosely
00:02:37.860 based on actual events, the majority of them were total fabrications from the mind of a
00:02:43.500 complete lunatic, lawsuits pending, but we aren't-
00:02:46.120 Bro, I'm not gonna lie, you gotta get out of the room, bro.
00:02:47.380 You're not gonna scare me, I'm not dumbish.
00:02:48.680 I'm not gonna scare you, I'm gonna scare you, I promise.
00:02:50.200 You swear to God?
00:02:50.840 Yeah, I'm trying to make sure you don't break nothing.
00:02:52.560 Lies that you've been fed over the last several years into a hilarious VR game, in the hopes
00:03:00.460 that we can finally move past these childish ghost stories, and develop a new relationship
00:03:05.680 with you, as well as your kids.
00:03:07.720 Don't forget the merch perfect for birthdays, so sit back and enjoy a few scares.
00:03:13.160 Alright, back up.
00:03:15.360 Right here?
00:03:16.240 Yeah, you're good.
00:03:17.160 Yeah.
00:03:18.160 We do, however, ask that you agree to a simple waiver before you play.
00:03:26.800 Fuck that!
00:03:27.820 It's not still just legal mumbo jumbo.
00:03:29.340 Bro, no!
00:03:30.400 What the fuck?
00:03:30.740 It isn't at all based on user experiences thus far, or injuries associated with testing.
00:03:35.580 Just touch the button to agree, and then we can jump right into some homeless fun that can't-
00:03:40.420 You acknowledge that Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for accidental digital consciousness
00:03:44.980 transference, real-world manifestations of digital characters,
00:03:47.860 nightmares, night terrors, night sweats.
00:03:53.920 I don't want to do this, bro.
00:03:55.400 Welcome to the Freddy Fazbear Virtual Experience.
00:03:56.620 Oh my, this is too real!
00:03:58.240 Nah, bro, I can't!
00:03:59.140 I can't do it, bro, I can't!
00:04:00.420 Navigate the menu, and pick one of the frightening experiences-
00:04:04.280 Oh my god, I don't want to play, bro.
00:04:14.820 Oh my god, bro.
00:04:17.860 I'm not picking it up.
00:04:22.600 I'm not picking it up.
00:04:32.320 Bro.
00:04:33.100 Oh.
00:04:34.640 How'd I put the mask on?
00:04:35.800 Bro, I don't want to, bro, I don't want to play this shit, bro.
00:04:50.260 Bro, I don't want to, bro, I don't want to play this shit, bro.
00:04:57.260 Bro, I don't want to, bro, I don't want to play this shit, bro.
00:04:59.380 I can't play this game, bro, no!
00:05:12.380 What?
00:05:16.060 Wait, stop!
00:05:17.320 Actually, stop!
00:05:19.120 Wait!
00:05:19.440 Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed for Ben 90.
00:05:24.400 Wait!
00:05:29.180 What?
00:05:32.880 No.
00:05:37.900 Wait, right.
00:05:38.500 Can I leave that light on?
00:05:48.140 Wait, it says I'm using-
00:05:49.240 How do I hide myself?
00:05:55.500 Wait, pause!
00:05:56.240 Ray, how do I pause it?
00:05:57.240 Right?
00:05:58.240 Okay.
00:05:58.560 Ray, you dumbass!
00:05:59.800 Just to be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit.
00:06:04.440 Uh, they're left in some kind of free-rolling mode at night.
00:06:08.440 Uh, something about their servos locking up, they get turned off for too long.
00:06:13.060 Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day, too.
00:06:15.820 But then there was the fight of-
00:06:17.360 There's a monster!
00:06:20.060 It's amazing.
00:06:21.500 Close it!
00:06:24.420 Close it!
00:06:25.580 The only real risk to you in the night walking in here, if any, is the fact that these characters,
00:06:33.200 uh, if they happen to see you after hours, probably won't recognize you as a person.
00:06:39.220 They'll most likely see you as a little endoskeleton without its costume.
00:06:44.260 Now, since that's against the rules here in Pretty Bad Girls,
00:06:47.020 they'll probably try to forcefully stuff you inside of-
00:06:52.080 No, bro, help!
00:06:53.160 I-
00:06:53.380 How am I wasting battery?
00:06:55.280 I don't under-
00:06:55.840 It's too bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with moss beams, wire, and electronic devices-
00:07:01.560 Bro, where's the mask?
00:07:04.760 So you can imagine how-
00:07:05.960 The fuck does this thing do?
00:07:07.340 ...side one of those could cause a bit of discomfort and death.
00:07:12.860 The only parts of you who would like to see the light of day again would be your eyeballs looking up out in front of the mask.
00:07:18.260 Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up.
00:07:21.820 But hey, first station to your breeze.
00:07:24.540 I'll chat with you tomorrow.
00:07:25.540 What is this?
00:07:26.540 Check those cameras.
00:07:27.540 I'll chat with you tomorrow.
00:07:28.540 I'll chat with you tomorrow.
00:07:29.540 What did that just do?
00:07:30.540 I'll chat with you tomorrow.
00:07:31.540 I'll chat with you tomorrow.
00:07:32.540 I'll chat with you tomorrow.
00:07:33.540 I'll chat with you tomorrow.
00:07:34.540 Wait, the night didn't even start?
00:07:36.540 Wait, Ray- Ray's cropped in ball sack.
00:07:39.220 Actually, hold up, bro.
00:07:43.220 I don't know what-
00:07:50.220 Ah, shit!
00:07:54.220 Where's the-
00:08:09.220 What?
00:08:13.220 Wait.
00:08:17.220 There's something right-
00:08:26.220 I'm playing the game wrong and nobody's helping me!
00:08:39.220 I'm playing the game wrong.
00:08:41.220 Oh shit!
00:08:43.220 Fuck you!
00:08:44.220 Oh no no no no no no.
00:08:55.220 Please, for the love of God.
00:08:57.220 Please.
00:08:58.220 Help.
00:09:00.220 Hello?
00:09:01.220 Guys?
00:09:02.220 Ray?
00:09:05.220 Fuck this shit!
00:09:06.220 No bro
00:09:08.620 I'm not playing that game I don't care
00:09:10.560 No bro I'm not playing that bro I'm not playing that
00:09:12.740 I'm not playing that bro no bro I'm not playing that
00:09:14.800 Shit no bro no
00:09:16.400 Fuck that nobody says you're not playing the game bro
00:09:18.460 Nobody's no bro you're not telling me
00:09:20.660 To play it chat
00:09:21.240 Bro what the fuck was that
00:09:24.900 Bro like there's
00:09:26.060 Bro you're not even telling me
00:09:28.500 How to conserve battery life I ask everybody
00:09:30.620 Bro like what the fuck was that thing
00:09:32.620 Bro
00:09:33.000 I don't even know how to play
00:09:35.260 because there's no mask where's the mask bro i'm asking you guys where's the mask
00:09:47.680 where the fuck is the mask where is the mask where is the mask where is the mask
00:09:53.200 can you go to gorilla tag for me yeah gorilla tag boxing or gorilla tag they're saying
00:10:00.700 either or i'm not tripping bro what the fuck that like hurts your eyes bro my eyes are burning right
00:10:10.540 now
00:10:10.980 junket bar fight we can even do but