Adin Live - January 22, 2023


Adin Gives iShowSpeed His DREAM Birthday Gift


Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

162.40146

Word Count

1,449

Sentence Count

291

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

On this episode, the brother and sister duo of the celebrate the birth of their favorite player in the world, Ronaldo. They put him on a blindfold and give him a gift that he can t see.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Where's the gift? Where's the gift? I promise you I can't see. I know. I know. I know you can't. I can't see anything. I know you can't. I'm waiting.
00:00:14.300 All right. We're going to avoid spring like right here. He's right here. No, no. Hold on. All right.
00:00:25.400 That's it right there. It's good. Let's turn him. Let's turn him that way.
00:00:31.420 Chet, what is it? All righty. Chet, what is the gift? So what we went ahead and did speed is.
00:00:39.480 Do you want to take a guess? What it is? A guess? What I got you?
00:00:42.480 Um, can I touch it? Uh, yeah. Uh, hold on. Stay still. Okay. Um, closer. Give me your hand.
00:00:50.880 We're going to keep it in frame. Here? Is it in frame? All right.
00:00:55.700 What the fuck is that? All right. What are you? What is this? All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.
00:01:02.140 All right. What is that? Can you, do you want to take a guess? Just one guess. You got one guess and then you can just.
00:01:07.640 It's like a shirt? No. All right. Bye, brother.
00:01:12.840 He's taking off your blindfold now and you're going to see what this is. I hope you like it.
00:01:24.180 Yo, speed. Yo, yo, yo. Oh my God. It's fragile. It's fragile.
00:01:29.000 Yo, yo, yo. I love you, bro.
00:01:38.780 Ronaldo for my birthday.
00:01:40.700 Happy birthday, bro.
00:01:43.320 Yo, yo. Oh my God. Look at the shoes too. I don't know if y'all can see it, chat, but.
00:01:46.440 Bro, chat. They gave him CR7 shoes too.
00:01:50.180 This is the best birthday in the world, bro.
00:01:51.540 My dog, my dog, Matthew. Last minute notice. I called him. I'll be like, yo, bro.
00:01:54.820 Please.
00:01:55.620 Get the shit built and.
00:01:56.820 Oh, bro. He got stuff.
00:01:58.340 Paul, bro.
00:02:00.040 Wait.
00:02:00.460 Oh, be careful.
00:02:00.960 No, I'm not the nutmeg right now, though.
00:02:02.700 You want to hold him?
00:02:04.140 Oh, I can hold him?
00:02:04.960 Yeah, you gave him a hug.
00:02:05.540 What do you think, bro?
00:02:10.140 Do you like it?
00:02:12.980 I love it.
00:02:15.560 Give him a kiss on the cheek, speed.
00:02:17.240 I know. That's kind of weird, though.
00:02:18.560 What?
00:02:19.120 I can give him a kiss on the cheek.
00:02:20.800 Ask him. Ask him first.
00:02:22.200 It's 2020-23.
00:02:23.580 Yeah, you're right.
00:02:24.340 Yo, Ronaldo. Can I have a kiss on you?
00:02:30.100 Oh.
00:02:32.620 Bro, way out.
00:02:33.600 Dude, this, bro.
00:02:34.420 It literally had, like chat.
00:02:35.700 I swear this is, like, actually, like, somebody.
00:02:37.940 Really, bro?
00:02:38.980 Like, really Francisco.
00:02:39.560 Who is it?
00:02:40.040 Oh, Francisco.
00:02:41.200 Francisco.
00:02:41.880 He's mad.
00:02:42.420 He's mad because he didn't think about the call.
00:02:43.960 Is that why?
00:02:44.420 He's Portuguese.
00:02:45.820 That's great.
00:02:46.660 No, no.
00:02:47.380 The fact.
00:02:48.200 Francisco, you're Portugal.
00:02:49.500 Nah, you know what?
00:02:50.020 I'm not about to say nothing, bro.
00:02:51.180 Yeah.
00:02:51.700 I'm not about to say nothing.
00:02:52.440 Don't let him ruin the moment.
00:02:53.460 Exactly, bro.
00:02:54.460 Like this.
00:02:54.980 Like, come on now, bro.
00:02:55.760 I just say.
00:02:56.540 Like, that's kind of messed up, bro.
00:02:58.300 You, uh, I'm really glad you like it, bro.
00:03:00.960 I know how much Ronaldo means to you, so.
00:03:02.780 We have to make sure it got done.
00:03:04.340 There is one more gift.
00:03:06.240 Where?
00:03:07.580 Sit down and put on a blindfold.
00:03:09.100 A gift?
00:03:09.720 Yeah.
00:03:10.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:10.800 I think, uh, you're going to like this one.
00:03:13.560 All right.
00:03:13.860 Let's see.
00:03:14.640 We can put that away.
00:03:16.880 One more gift, y'all.
00:03:17.840 Let's see what this gift's about.
00:03:19.520 All right.
00:03:24.260 I can't see, bro.
00:03:25.360 One more gift.
00:03:26.040 Where did A-Day go?
00:03:36.260 They're getting a gift.
00:03:37.440 Oh, my gosh.
00:03:38.680 Can I at least read chat?
00:03:40.940 Nope.
00:03:41.640 Oh, my.
00:03:42.200 You're blindfolded now, so.
00:03:45.220 What's that, bro?
00:03:46.480 How you feeling today, chat?
00:03:47.400 How do you feel?
00:03:47.900 That is my birthday, bro.
00:03:49.120 Did I start streaming too late?
00:03:50.160 I'm sorry, bro.
00:03:50.780 It's just that I've been like.
00:03:52.540 You ready?
00:03:53.240 Yeah, I'm ready.
00:03:53.760 I'm ready.
00:03:53.920 I'm ready.
00:03:54.100 I'm ready.
00:03:56.040 All right, bro.
00:04:00.320 So, look.
00:04:02.500 Again.
00:04:06.280 Who's the best player in the world?
00:04:08.260 Who's your favorite player, football player of all time?
00:04:10.520 Ronaldo.
00:04:11.440 All right.
00:04:12.420 Speed.
00:04:14.500 Take off your blindfold.
00:04:16.020 I got a feeling.
00:04:16.700 This is about to be so, like, I'm about to be mad.
00:04:18.940 Why would you be mad at this one?
00:04:20.220 I, like, I, like, I swear I got a feeling.
00:04:22.080 Because why did you just ask me who's the best football player in the,
00:04:24.180 who's, like, who's the best player in the world?
00:04:25.040 I didn't get you anything messy.
00:04:26.060 Don't worry.
00:04:26.560 I should have, though.
00:04:27.400 I really, really should have.
00:04:28.340 But just take off the blindfold, bro.
00:04:32.420 Siren Aldo ball.
00:04:34.660 That's, that's not fake.
00:04:35.700 No, look.
00:04:35.980 It's authentic.
00:04:36.240 Bro, this is a Pele 1882 ball, bro.
00:04:38.040 No, speed.
00:04:38.400 Speed.
00:04:38.700 Look.
00:04:39.540 Certificate of authenticity.
00:04:42.740 I swear.
00:04:43.520 Look.
00:04:45.160 Look.
00:04:45.460 And that's a signature.
00:04:46.100 I swear.
00:04:46.500 I swear.
00:04:46.920 Isn't it like a 1882 ball?
00:04:49.020 No, bro.
00:04:49.420 It's real.
00:04:49.960 Look.
00:04:50.120 That's his signature.
00:04:50.860 I swear.
00:04:51.120 Uh, where is it?
00:04:52.180 Right here.
00:04:52.400 I swear.
00:04:53.540 His hand was on this ball.
00:04:55.060 I promise you and everything.
00:04:55.700 He signed it.
00:04:57.220 I promise you it's not fake.
00:04:58.420 Look.
00:04:58.840 There's a whole card.
00:04:59.680 It's an authenticity card.
00:05:00.620 You can look it up and everything.
00:05:02.740 You're lying.
00:05:03.380 It's not fake.
00:05:03.820 I promise you, bro.
00:05:04.500 I swear.
00:05:04.860 It's all real.
00:05:05.220 This is it.
00:05:09.060 It's real, bro.
00:05:09.840 It's real.
00:05:10.740 Like, swear to God.
00:05:11.400 I swear.
00:05:12.040 Say wallah.
00:05:12.680 Wallah.
00:05:13.360 Say wallahi.
00:05:14.080 Wallahi.
00:05:16.680 Yo.
00:05:18.720 Yo!
00:05:20.880 Do you like it?
00:05:22.040 Yo!
00:05:24.620 Bro, do you know how much this is worth?
00:05:27.000 Yeah, I do.
00:05:27.600 This is literally worth millions, bro.
00:05:29.000 I do.
00:05:29.720 I do.
00:05:30.200 Wait, millions?
00:05:31.140 Yes.
00:05:32.400 Millions of dollars in that ball.
00:05:33.220 Yes.
00:05:34.140 That ball's worth millions.
00:05:35.000 This is worth millions, bro.
00:05:38.360 So, look.
00:05:38.920 Renato touched this ball, right?
00:05:40.480 Hold on a second.
00:05:41.180 So, you're telling me right now.
00:05:42.240 That ball's worth millions of dollars.
00:05:49.340 Oh, my.
00:05:50.500 Whoa.
00:05:51.100 What the fuck?
00:05:52.000 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:06:01.860 What the fuck?
00:06:03.540 Bro, what the fuck?
00:06:10.540 They just stole my shit?
00:06:12.440 We gotta go get our get back, I guess.
00:06:14.440 Where they at?
00:06:16.220 Bro, did they just...
00:06:17.140 Did they just steal my shit?
00:06:20.180 Go get them.
00:06:20.940 Me?
00:06:21.620 Yes.
00:06:22.460 Go get them.
00:06:25.560 What the fuck?
00:06:29.720 Hurry.
00:06:33.540 Give me the fucking ball.
00:06:37.760 Give me the fucking ball.
00:06:45.700 Fuck.
00:06:46.560 We're gonna get a backup.
00:06:47.420 What is this?
00:06:47.820 The U18?
00:06:48.720 I chased them.
00:06:49.380 I couldn't...
00:06:50.280 Bro, get, bro.
00:06:51.760 I just want my ball.
00:06:53.940 What the fuck?
00:06:55.000 See, bro, this is...
00:06:55.780 I swear, this is the reason why...
00:06:57.300 Bro, they're like, bro.
00:06:58.440 I swear, I'm gonna call the police, bro.
00:07:00.580 I swear, they got him out of the car police.
00:07:03.540 Tell him to give me my ball, bro.
00:07:05.840 I need my ball.
00:07:06.600 Like, like, like, real shit.
00:07:07.500 I'm like, I'm not even trolling, bro.
00:07:09.820 That is a sign of an auto ball.
00:07:11.720 I'm not about to chase these kids, bro.
00:07:13.960 Like, these kids keep playing and shit, bro.
00:07:16.860 I don't know why you're trolling with these kids, bro.
00:07:18.620 Come on, bro.
00:07:21.080 Aiden, where is my ball?
00:07:22.520 I got it, I got it.
00:07:23.620 Listen, bro.
00:07:24.400 I talked to them.
00:07:25.600 They wanted to come on and apologize.
00:07:26.980 They didn't know how precious this was to you.
00:07:28.560 And they didn't know it was your birthday.
00:07:29.600 You guys come on in.
00:07:30.860 They're really sorry.
00:07:31.600 We had to, I mean, come on.
00:07:35.480 Dude, stand up and at least give them a hug.
00:07:36.880 That's pretty sweet, man.
00:07:38.220 Pretty awesome.
00:07:38.720 Kind of hard to not take it.
00:07:40.900 Don't be so mad, bro.
00:07:41.400 Sorry.
00:07:42.000 What is this, the Ohio Portugal team?
00:07:44.340 Listen, they just want to say sorry and, you know, ask.
00:07:47.760 I'm a homic guy.
00:07:48.720 And they know it's your birthday.
00:07:49.760 Yeah, happy birthday.
00:07:50.880 Happy birthday.
00:07:51.680 Thank you.
00:07:52.200 Surprise.
00:07:53.600 Thank you.
00:07:54.460 Thank you.
00:07:55.300 But, yeah, I know y'all just stole, like,
00:07:57.680 y'all filthy hands touched this ball.
00:07:59.360 And we're not obsessed as well.
00:08:01.060 He put his balls on it, too.
00:08:04.580 The whole team's balls was on it.
00:08:07.280 Balls for balls.
00:08:08.180 Y'all are real big.
00:08:08.900 Balls for balls.
00:08:09.740 He put his sweaty balls all over it.
00:08:12.220 It's okay, bro.
00:08:13.820 They're just mocking with you.
00:08:15.020 They didn't put any balls on it.
00:08:16.200 Listen.
00:08:16.680 You got sweaty dwarf balls.
00:08:19.100 On your stocker balls.
00:08:20.240 You might find a little pubic hair on there, too.
00:08:22.340 No.
00:08:23.600 I'm sorry.
00:08:24.140 Speed.
00:08:28.960 What's up?
00:08:29.820 What's up?
00:08:30.860 What's up?
00:08:31.940 What's up?
00:08:32.900 I want a hug.
00:08:33.940 Oh, you want a hug?
00:08:34.980 Want a hug?
00:08:36.000 Hold your ball, guys.
00:08:36.800 You know what every guy said.
00:08:38.020 I should have a good board.
00:08:41.240 Hug it out.
00:08:42.360 Hug it out.
00:08:44.240 Hug it out.
00:08:44.980 What?
00:08:45.680 What's up?
00:08:46.720 Nothing.
00:08:47.880 Nothing, nothing, nothing.
00:08:49.340 Just don't ever touch this ball a day in your life.
00:08:51.780 I'm not playing, okay?
00:08:52.520 If I touch it again, it's going to be a problem, all right?