Adin Live - November 21, 2021


Adin & Lil Uzi Facetime Youtubers after Dying his Hair GREEN


Episode Stats

Length

20 minutes

Words per Minute

139.49913

Word Count

2,904

Sentence Count

269

Misogynist Sentences

28

Hate Speech Sentences

44


Summary

On today's episode, the brother and sister duo of the sit down and talk about the latest craze of the week, the color of their hair, and how they feel about it. Also, they talk about some other things.


Transcript

00:00:00.400 Wait, who'd you call a goblin?
00:00:02.420 Me?
00:00:04.480 Okay.
00:00:05.120 I don't know, liar. Who just called you a goblin?
00:00:06.860 Yeah, because my hair's green?
00:00:08.240 Go at this nigga.
00:00:09.280 Bro, fr-
00:00:09.740 Fuck, bro. Please.
00:00:25.180 Okay.
00:00:27.160 Hi.
00:00:27.920 I'm streaming. How's it going?
00:00:28.960 It's good.
00:00:31.000 Show me.
00:00:32.960 You want it?
00:00:35.420 I tricked him, so he thought I was going to die blue.
00:00:38.960 Then I told him I was going to die gray, but I really died it green.
00:00:43.080 Yeah, you actually hold him.
00:00:47.300 Yeah, I am.
00:00:51.120 Pammy, I'm so negative.
00:00:53.700 How are you going to fix this situation?
00:00:55.720 Okay, honestly, how bad is the hair, 1-3-10?
00:00:57.960 Shit, fire.
00:00:58.600 Pam, you really don't like it?
00:01:01.760 You look good in anything, but...
00:01:03.680 Thank you.
00:01:04.620 It's patchy.
00:01:07.160 Patchy? In what way?
00:01:09.220 Like, there's just, like, squashes of brown around?
00:01:11.720 Yeah, why would I just make it here all green?
00:01:14.240 Then you would have said, it's too green.
00:01:16.540 It splashes of green everywhere.
00:01:20.280 Yeah.
00:01:21.100 Wow.
00:01:21.680 I think it's perfect, honestly.
00:01:23.000 And once the curls...
00:01:23.920 Oh, the curls are starting to dry.
00:01:24.940 It's because my hair's starting to...
00:01:25.680 Oh, there it goes.
00:01:28.400 Yeah.
00:01:29.060 Yeah.
00:01:30.280 See?
00:01:30.640 It's not that bad.
00:01:35.400 I didn't say it was that bad.
00:01:38.500 What do you rate it, 1-3-10?
00:01:45.920 That shit's fire, bro.
00:01:47.300 Oh, God, it's fire.
00:01:48.380 What the fuck they want you to do?
00:01:49.500 Yeah, just take a little off the sides.
00:01:50.920 That's fire.
00:01:51.520 I actually wanted you to do green.
00:01:53.060 When we're at the store.
00:01:54.040 You did?
00:01:55.400 Yeah.
00:01:55.720 Bro, I like it a lot.
00:02:00.840 It's, like, growing on me.
00:02:02.600 That's what color hair does.
00:02:04.400 It grows on you.
00:02:04.840 It grows on you.
00:02:05.860 I like it.
00:02:08.840 But, okay, I just wanted to check in on you.
00:02:10.540 You good?
00:02:12.720 Yeah.
00:02:14.000 What's wrong?
00:02:15.920 I'm good.
00:02:16.720 I'll tell you later.
00:02:17.560 But, no, it's fine.
00:02:19.480 Okay.
00:02:20.040 I'm going to see you in a bit.
00:02:21.560 Okay, bye.
00:02:22.540 Bye.
00:02:24.860 Damn.
00:02:25.540 Okay.
00:02:26.980 Who else should I call?
00:02:28.020 White females.
00:02:28.940 White girls.
00:02:29.400 What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
00:02:34.700 Call speed?
00:02:35.580 Oh, yeah.
00:02:49.180 Freestyle after, bro.
00:02:50.040 Hold up.
00:02:52.340 Ain't here about to answer.
00:02:55.220 I like the hair a lot, bro.
00:03:06.320 Oh, God.
00:03:06.780 I like the hair.
00:03:08.840 Call B-Loo?
00:03:09.520 Call B-Loo up.
00:03:17.260 It's in my roots.
00:03:18.120 So, how long is it going to be like this for?
00:03:20.560 For that one?
00:03:22.160 No.
00:03:22.640 Like a month.
00:03:24.080 Hey.
00:03:25.160 Yo.
00:03:25.740 You the Green Goblin?
00:03:31.340 You like it?
00:03:34.220 Bro, you look like, uh, man, what's that nigga name?
00:03:40.260 Jim Carrey when he was, like, in the mask.
00:03:42.460 My boy, Tank.
00:03:45.780 Hey, now, that shit kind of hard, though.
00:03:47.940 Thank you, bro.
00:03:48.880 It looks good.
00:03:49.940 My boy, in there.
00:03:50.580 Nah, I ain't gonna lie.
00:03:51.380 That shit kind of hard, though.
00:03:52.560 Yeah, I just put the green on the top for my boy.
00:03:54.780 Yeah.
00:03:55.460 Hey, who's that nigga?
00:03:56.240 They call that nigga Green Top.
00:03:57.620 Yeah.
00:03:58.900 That nigga Broccoli.
00:04:00.080 Well, I thought I was originally gonna do blue, but then he tricked me to doing gray,
00:04:07.260 and then he tricked me from doing gray to trick me to going green, bro.
00:04:09.940 And I'm green, but I like it.
00:04:11.140 It actually fits.
00:04:12.200 I like it a lot.
00:04:15.680 You like it?
00:04:17.560 Yeah, I think so.
00:04:18.660 Okay.
00:04:19.760 Okay.
00:04:20.240 Okay.
00:04:20.440 What y'all niggas doing?
00:04:21.740 Chilling, bro.
00:04:24.380 Yeah.
00:04:26.600 Yeah.
00:04:30.080 What you on?
00:04:32.160 Nah, shit.
00:04:32.520 I'm just sitting rolling.
00:04:33.340 I mean, um.
00:04:34.660 Oh, I know what you're talking about.
00:04:35.760 You were just rolling.
00:04:38.100 Bro, what the fuck?
00:04:39.000 All he said was he's just sitting there watching an old Rolling Loud video.
00:04:41.980 Rolling Loud videos, yeah.
00:04:42.780 Yeah, rolling loud.
00:04:43.540 I'm watching an old Rolling Loud, yeah.
00:04:44.840 Are you watching Uzi set?
00:04:46.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:47.180 It's fire.
00:04:48.640 Tell him we don't take breaks.
00:04:49.540 We don't take breaks.
00:04:50.560 Uh-uh.
00:04:51.180 Fire, fire.
00:04:52.820 No, me.
00:04:53.360 I miss you, man.
00:04:54.060 I miss you, Bishop.
00:04:54.700 Nah, for sure.
00:04:55.280 You good?
00:04:55.760 We gonna link it back up soon and shit, for sure.
00:04:58.300 100%.
00:04:58.620 100%.
00:04:59.220 Hell, yeah.
00:05:00.080 All right, brother.
00:05:01.580 All right, baby.
00:05:02.060 Y'all niggas stay on top, bro.
00:05:03.260 All right, bye.
00:05:09.540 Oh, Speed's calling me.
00:05:11.200 Hey, Darren.
00:05:13.820 Darren.
00:05:15.760 Yo, what's good?
00:05:16.780 Look at me.
00:05:19.680 What the fuck, bro?
00:05:21.600 Speed.
00:05:23.300 Bro, what are you doing, though?
00:05:24.940 Nigga.
00:05:26.100 You're hearing me speedily.
00:05:27.260 Yeah, we killin' you, nigga.
00:05:35.300 Yeah, y'all niggas weird as fuck, bro.
00:05:36.940 Fuck you know what, bro?
00:05:37.720 Yeah.
00:05:38.180 Why you been caught?
00:05:39.680 Yeah, we invited you, like, five times.
00:05:42.540 Ain't that hurt?
00:05:43.240 What?
00:05:44.000 You were supposed to come five.
00:05:45.240 We invited you every fucking day.
00:05:47.380 Don't be loud, bro.
00:05:47.760 Don't be loud, bro.
00:05:48.500 You did not fucking invite me, right?
00:05:49.800 Uzi.
00:05:50.360 Do we not invite him?
00:05:51.240 On God?
00:05:55.320 You were supposed to fly in a J...
00:05:56.780 Oh, I'm not gonna say that one.
00:05:58.760 You were supposed to fly to New York.
00:06:02.680 Do you actually like it?
00:06:04.920 You should dye your shit, too.
00:06:10.780 You should have Uzi dye your hair.
00:06:12.060 Uzi look weird, too.
00:06:14.160 Damn.
00:06:16.100 I'm just playing, I'm just playing, I'm just playing, I'm just playing.
00:06:18.040 You know I love you, bro.
00:06:18.820 Chill out, bro.
00:06:19.320 Chill out.
00:06:19.720 I'm chill.
00:06:20.600 I'm chill, because you know...
00:06:22.580 That's all I hear when you talk, you shitty mouth-ass.
00:06:35.300 Look at everybody's shit mouth in the building.
00:06:43.260 Now, wait, hold on.
00:06:43.900 You can't talk to him like that, bro.
00:06:45.560 All right, exactly, bro.
00:06:46.720 Yo, Aiden, bro.
00:06:47.340 Press this nigga, fuck it, bro.
00:06:48.420 Press his ass.
00:06:49.140 I got you.
00:06:50.320 So, look, bro.
00:06:51.000 I'm gonna keep it a buck.
00:06:52.460 That's my man's.
00:06:54.000 And what we're not gonna do is call him a poopy mouth, because he's not, bro.
00:06:57.400 He spits some real-ass shit, bro.
00:06:59.560 He does.
00:07:01.000 All right.
00:07:01.320 Shut the fuck up, nigga.
00:07:02.460 Yeah, nigga.
00:07:03.200 Fuck his room, nigga.
00:07:04.340 Bitch ass, nigga.
00:07:05.300 Security ass.
00:07:06.240 Wait, you told me to ask popcorn ass now, nigga.
00:07:08.980 Fucking cop-in-ass, wrong-faced-ass-looking-ass, nigga.
00:07:11.740 Wait, who'd you call a goblin?
00:07:13.460 Me?
00:07:14.520 No, who's he, bro?
00:07:15.680 Okay.
00:07:16.200 I don't know, lie.
00:07:16.840 Who just called you a goblin?
00:07:17.920 Yeah, because my hair's green?
00:07:19.260 Man, go at this nigga.
00:07:20.320 Bro, friendly fire will not be tolerated.
00:07:22.600 Go at this nigga.
00:07:22.940 You ugly-ass bitch!
00:07:24.620 Uh-huh.
00:07:25.160 You're ugly as fuck!
00:07:26.400 Uh-huh.
00:07:27.020 You're ugly!
00:07:28.040 Uh-huh.
00:07:29.040 What else?
00:07:29.820 I mean, like...
00:07:30.880 Keep going, nigga.
00:07:31.760 What the fuck?
00:07:32.380 Nah, he's getting sad now.
00:07:33.520 No, he shot at you, nigga.
00:07:34.580 He shoot back.
00:07:35.300 Did you act-
00:07:35.860 Okay, was it a real shot?
00:07:38.000 I was actually referring to Uzi
00:07:39.840 because he's the shortest nigga in the fucking room.
00:07:41.800 He's like 5'4".
00:07:43.300 But why'd you call me a green goblin?
00:07:45.720 Bro, why are they saying BL-
00:07:46.980 Bro, I don't even know that's-
00:07:47.840 I'm gonna make-
00:07:48.520 Chat, stop, bro.
00:07:49.280 Stop.
00:07:49.520 Don't do that, bro.
00:07:49.940 You hear what I mean?
00:07:50.940 What?
00:07:51.360 I ain't talking about your wife,
00:07:52.720 but I'm talking about your girlfriend,
00:07:54.920 not your wife.
00:07:56.140 I'm gonna make your girlfriend suck my money, nigga.
00:08:00.440 Damn.
00:08:00.800 Damn.
00:08:00.960 Hold up, bro.
00:08:11.180 Chat, who else?
00:08:11.740 Who else, bro?
00:08:12.440 Mr. Heavy.
00:08:14.240 Mr. Heavy.
00:08:15.780 Mr. Heavy.
00:08:17.380 That's the day.
00:08:18.460 Give me someone, chat.
00:08:19.540 Mr. Heavy got it.
00:08:21.400 You ain't know what I realize.
00:08:22.640 Heavy.
00:08:23.840 I really don't give a fuck
00:08:25.000 what no one thinks about me.
00:08:26.140 I like that.
00:08:30.860 Okay.
00:08:32.360 I'm okay, nigga.
00:08:33.740 No, like, not to-
00:08:34.660 Bro, why the fuck do you-
00:08:36.060 Wait, bro.
00:08:36.580 Nah, bro.
00:08:37.480 Bro, your hair is green.
00:08:39.120 You cannot be going this crazy no more.
00:08:41.820 I'm gonna call Artist.
00:08:45.480 Artist.
00:08:47.220 Yo, what's good, my boy?
00:08:48.100 You fuck with the hair?
00:08:49.720 I about to say your hair's green.
00:08:51.360 Yeah.
00:08:52.180 Had a dye one time.
00:08:53.380 He fucked me up.
00:08:54.180 Yo, bro, what the fuck?
00:08:58.360 What the fuck?
00:08:59.160 I think it's seven.
00:09:01.180 Chillin'.
00:09:01.900 You know what I'm saying?
00:09:05.620 What you-
00:09:06.080 Blue is green right now.
00:09:07.580 Y'all got it.
00:09:09.060 I-I-I, Mario, bro.
00:09:10.500 Come here, man.
00:09:14.300 I'm a fan.
00:09:15.100 Jeff, I'll go tonight.
00:09:16.180 Nah, I'm gonna see you tonight.
00:09:18.460 Nah, I'm gonna call you
00:09:19.100 after I go to Tulane.
00:09:20.080 I'm gonna go to Tulane for an hour.
00:09:21.720 I'm gonna see you later, all right?
00:09:23.300 All right, buddy.
00:09:24.180 All right.
00:09:24.700 See you, bro.
00:09:32.000 All right, bro.
00:09:32.540 Who else, chat?
00:09:33.020 I'm gonna call a couple more
00:09:33.740 and we're gonna get right to freestyling, bro.
00:09:35.720 Freestyle?
00:09:38.280 I already called Kai.
00:09:39.340 Call Zia's?
00:09:40.240 Fuck, bro.
00:09:42.880 Don't-
00:09:43.240 I knew it, bro.
00:09:44.140 Like, no, bro.
00:09:44.900 He's not-
00:09:45.280 Fuck my sister, bro.
00:09:46.360 Yes, he did.
00:09:46.940 No, he did not, bro.
00:09:48.380 Yes, he did.
00:09:48.940 No, he didn't, bro.
00:09:49.980 Yes, he did.
00:09:53.120 Yes, he did.
00:09:54.000 No, bro.
00:09:58.440 Hey, Big D.
00:09:59.660 Yay!
00:10:01.260 Hey, yo!
00:10:02.140 Yo, you like my hair?
00:10:04.700 Oh, shit.
00:10:05.300 That's the nigga that fucked your sister.
00:10:09.500 Oh, shit.
00:10:11.160 Hey, put dots in the fucking chat.
00:10:12.540 That was not funny.
00:10:13.400 Yo, that's that nigga right there.
00:10:15.500 Yo, keep doing what you're doing.
00:10:16.620 I support your work, yo.
00:10:18.520 Yo.
00:10:18.840 Yo, I support him, bro.
00:10:22.520 That's the nigga that did that shit to your family member.
00:10:27.280 It do not matter.
00:10:28.440 Ay!
00:10:30.220 I got it!
00:10:33.500 He said it do not matter.
00:10:37.060 Yo, hell, I got it.
00:10:38.300 Yo, what the hell I got?
00:10:38.340 Yo, what the hell I got?
00:11:01.900 Nah, I'm not gonna lie.
00:11:02.620 You guys are weird as fuck, bro.
00:11:04.560 Yo, you wanna know the crazy thing about this whole convo?
00:11:06.400 What?
00:11:06.660 Not only can I get serious in the heart of a fucking
00:11:09.140 The rate of a fucking mouse heart
00:11:12.820 I can get serious that fast
00:11:14.200 That's crazy how you do that
00:11:16.080 Cause I don't know who your sister is
00:11:17.680 I never saw her
00:11:19.020 Show me
00:11:20.320 Before I look her up on my own
00:11:22.760 That's weird
00:11:23.260 Show me
00:11:24.420 You being a real nigga
00:11:25.540 Yeah yeah
00:11:26.280 No no for sure
00:11:27.220 You are being a real one
00:11:28.660 Show me your sister
00:11:30.580 Alright
00:11:31.180 Well I ain't gonna lie
00:11:33.280 Green hair
00:11:34.260 Aiden is about to be
00:11:37.160 Yo you know like
00:11:39.040 Why I did that right
00:11:40.400 Why
00:11:40.760 You gotta go back to your old shit
00:11:43.380 And what I mean by going back to your old shit
00:11:45.100 Not the same content you had
00:11:46.480 You gotta stop giving a fuck
00:11:48.200 And that's the reason why I made you look like that
00:11:49.800 You think I give a fuck what my girl think I look like
00:11:52.840 No
00:11:53.820 No
00:11:54.480 So I just gotta go back to the old Aiden
00:11:57.040 That doesn't give a fuck huh
00:11:57.980 We all look the same in the dark
00:11:59.380 If you know what I mean
00:12:00.300 No you're right
00:12:01.380 Yeah for real
00:12:02.240 No but seriously though
00:12:13.280 It's all about what's in here
00:12:15.060 Yeah
00:12:16.000 You're right bro
00:12:19.360 I know people that really eat hearts in real life
00:12:21.360 That's another story
00:12:23.260 Let me see
00:12:24.120 Yeah it's all about what's in here bro
00:12:26.660 That's my sister
00:12:27.400 Hey you didn't change your shirt
00:12:28.700 Oh nah
00:12:29.960 No I'm not going
00:12:43.120 No I know you would not do that bro
00:12:44.380 Let me explain something to you alright
00:12:45.580 I'm not doing this like as in
00:12:47.420 I'm just saying like
00:12:49.720 You know
00:12:50.080 You have a nice family
00:12:52.860 I know thanks bro
00:12:54.160 How old is she?
00:12:59.900 25 I think
00:13:01.140 25
00:13:01.700 25
00:13:03.960 26
00:13:04.520 You think she fucked that guy?
00:13:08.520 You had the shirt on backwards
00:13:09.540 To be honest bro
00:13:13.420 I don't think they had sex
00:13:14.480 I don't think Zia's would do that to me
00:13:15.820 And I don't think Naomi had sex with him
00:13:17.280 To be honest
00:13:17.740 I just don't think it happened
00:13:18.720 To be honest with you
00:13:19.540 Honestly
00:13:20.200 You asked for my honest opinion and answer
00:13:21.740 My chat doesn't think so
00:13:23.620 We all don't think so
00:13:24.480 I mean you think so
00:13:25.320 I don't think so
00:13:26.180 Because I never saw your sister bro
00:13:27.540 Yeah yeah yeah
00:13:28.120 No no
00:13:28.480 I'm just saying
00:13:29.140 But I just don't think that
00:13:30.940 You know
00:13:31.240 She would do that
00:13:31.920 And I know she didn't do that
00:13:33.500 I ain't hear that shit
00:13:37.380 But yeah though
00:13:44.800 Some real shit though
00:13:45.640 I really don't give a fuck
00:13:46.800 Okay
00:13:47.140 I know you don't
00:13:47.900 That's why I like you a lot
00:13:48.780 You just don't give a fuck
00:13:50.120 You're very
00:13:50.460 You have no filter
00:13:51.140 And I love that about you
00:13:52.000 Yeah
00:13:52.320 But
00:13:53.020 In the
00:13:54.880 In y'all world
00:13:56.580 I don't think he did it
00:13:58.080 Thank you
00:13:58.740 But in the reality of shit
00:14:01.160 I think he did it
00:14:02.480 Okay
00:14:03.000 And I get
00:14:03.560 You know what I'm saying
00:14:03.980 I get what you're saying
00:14:04.880 However
00:14:05.720 They didn't sleep together
00:14:07.120 Like in the same room
00:14:07.940 He has like a nine bedroom mansion
00:14:09.500 It's just so crazy
00:14:10.200 Like you're literally here
00:14:11.260 In New York with me
00:14:12.000 How the fuck you know
00:14:12.740 What they did
00:14:13.200 You're right
00:14:15.640 I don't know
00:14:17.640 But you know
00:14:18.080 You just have to trust
00:14:19.000 Why do you even care
00:14:20.700 It's your sister
00:14:21.180 I don't give a fuck
00:14:21.980 You can't do nothing with her
00:14:23.400 It's your sister
00:14:24.060 Why the fuck do you give a fuck
00:14:25.560 You're right
00:14:26.540 She's a grown ass woman
00:14:27.840 He said
00:14:29.820 He cares
00:14:31.020 I love you kid
00:14:35.060 Thanks
00:14:35.960 Thanks bro
00:14:36.720 I love you too
00:14:37.240 Go ahead and smack me back
00:14:38.600 I'm gonna punch your ass
00:14:39.360 Go ahead
00:14:39.600 I'm gonna sock your shit out
00:14:40.300 What if it's soft
00:14:41.020 I'm gonna punch you soft
00:14:42.620 Promise
00:14:43.480 Which is hard
00:14:44.660 Really
00:14:46.080 Alright hold up
00:14:48.820 I'm gonna call one more person bro
00:14:50.320 Before we
00:14:50.840 Why you keep calling people
00:14:51.780 Who you calling them
00:14:52.500 You wanna freestyle
00:14:52.940 Nah I just wanna know who you calling
00:14:54.080 I was gonna call my friend
00:14:55.120 They're spamming
00:14:55.920 His name is your age
00:14:56.700 He's my good friend
00:14:57.540 His name is what
00:14:58.520 Josh
00:14:59.040 Your age
00:14:59.560 Your age
00:15:00.720 Your age
00:15:02.020 He's my age
00:15:03.440 Your age
00:15:04.780 He's my age
00:15:05.560 No
00:15:05.860 Hey Josh
00:15:07.120 Come to the camera
00:15:09.960 Hey your niece
00:15:19.680 Fuck you bitch
00:15:21.220 Nah bro
00:15:24.880 I was trying to like
00:15:26.500 Call him on some positive shit
00:15:27.900 They said call NAV
00:15:29.340 I mean
00:15:29.960 Alright I'll give him a ring
00:15:30.880 NAV
00:15:34.620 I'll give you a thousand dollars
00:15:42.300 If he picks up
00:15:42.860 He's not going to
00:15:44.140 Ten thousand
00:15:46.540 If he picks up
00:15:47.180 I'll give you ten bands
00:15:47.940 He's not gonna pick up
00:15:50.560 I know
00:15:51.000 He would pick up for me
00:15:52.780 He would?
00:15:54.320 Yeah
00:15:54.640 For sure
00:15:57.380 He a hundred percent would?
00:15:59.540 Yeah
00:15:59.840 I promise you
00:16:02.860 I'll lock the money
00:16:04.620 He doesn't
00:16:05.840 What do you want to bet?
00:16:07.060 Iraq
00:16:07.380 Nah I'm not gonna do that
00:16:12.000 That's hell shit
00:16:12.600 Why?
00:16:14.100 That's hell shit
00:16:14.640 How?
00:16:15.280 We're sitting next to each other
00:16:16.200 That's something I gotta teach you
00:16:16.980 No that is
00:16:17.420 No that is weird
00:16:18.040 Don't ever do that
00:16:18.800 Okay
00:16:19.120 Why would you do that?
00:16:20.940 You're right
00:16:21.180 That's weird
00:16:21.600 I'm gonna be honest
00:16:27.180 How the fuck did I even get here
00:16:28.540 On your train?
00:16:30.720 I know
00:16:31.200 Isn't the world crazy?
00:16:32.200 Yeah bro
00:16:32.920 Like I'm like
00:16:33.680 So you got a gothic on your train
00:16:38.360 A gothic?
00:16:39.240 What's that?
00:16:39.500 That's what people call me
00:16:40.380 I really don't know what it is
00:16:41.440 I look it up
00:16:42.060 And it kinda defines me
00:16:43.400 It kinda defines me
00:16:46.740 It's just little shit
00:16:47.840 That's all
00:16:48.340 Cause I actually
00:16:49.100 My favorite color
00:16:50.620 Isn't black
00:16:52.900 What is it?
00:16:54.720 Honestly
00:16:55.160 Pink?
00:16:57.620 Nah
00:16:58.100 Purple?
00:16:59.160 Nah
00:16:59.460 Blue?
00:17:00.340 Nah
00:17:00.600 Gold?
00:17:01.860 No
00:17:02.080 Silver?
00:17:02.940 No
00:17:03.160 Yellow?
00:17:03.780 No
00:17:04.060 Diamond?
00:17:06.720 No
00:17:07.060 Red?
00:17:09.840 No
00:17:10.320 Teal?
00:17:12.160 No
00:17:12.560 Green?
00:17:14.460 Really?
00:17:14.900 That's my favorite color
00:17:16.120 In all the wild world
00:17:16.980 Yo
00:17:17.500 Is it actually your favorite?
00:17:22.120 Yeah
00:17:22.420 Why though?
00:17:23.240 Like why is it your favorite color?
00:17:25.300 Cause it's
00:17:26.100 When I was younger
00:17:27.260 Red and blue
00:17:27.960 Was the most common boy colors
00:17:29.880 Ever
00:17:30.320 Yep
00:17:30.700 And green was also a boy thing
00:17:32.540 Because of like
00:17:33.200 Dinosaurs and stuff
00:17:34.280 Oh yeah
00:17:34.820 T-Rexes and shit
00:17:36.180 T-Rexes and shit
00:17:36.200 I don't want one green
00:17:37.180 So I always wanted green
00:17:38.540 So I guess
00:17:40.120 I am a gothic
00:17:43.160 I don't care
00:17:45.000 I get what you're saying
00:17:46.460 You don't get nothing
00:17:47.680 I'm saying
00:17:47.900 No I do
00:17:48.340 I don't even get what I'm saying
00:17:49.580 No but I understand
00:17:50.740 What you're trying to say
00:17:51.840 Trying to come off and say
00:17:52.960 So what I'm trying to say
00:17:53.760 Professor Dickhead
00:17:54.720 That you
00:17:56.680 Damn
00:17:57.820 That you like the color green
00:17:59.580 Because you want to be like
00:18:00.440 Not want to be
00:18:01.320 You are the outcast
00:18:02.300 Huh
00:18:06.020 You like green
00:18:07.340 Yeah I do
00:18:08.380 I fuck with green
00:18:09.020 It's just fine
00:18:09.700 Cool
00:18:10.100 I'm going to call
00:18:13.180 That's
00:18:13.480 I'm going to call the last person
00:18:14.340 Duke
00:18:14.640 I'm going to call Duke
00:18:15.240 Who's that?
00:18:16.560 Duke Dennis
00:18:17.020 He used to be in the military
00:18:19.020 Good guy
00:18:20.160 Good guy
00:18:20.700 Friend of mine
00:18:21.180 Will he protect you?
00:18:26.120 Nah
00:18:26.480 Nah
00:18:26.700 Just a good friend of mine
00:18:27.600 I don't
00:18:29.800 Dukey
00:18:31.940 I'm streaming
00:18:32.680 Hey
00:18:35.820 Dukey
00:18:36.620 You don't look good?
00:18:48.920 Nah I'll be honest
00:18:49.480 Do you genuinely
00:18:50.540 Like it or no?
00:18:59.660 Who the fuck is this
00:19:00.920 Your manager?
00:19:01.940 Get the fuck out of here
00:19:04.780 He probably has a ball
00:19:06.880 Knee under that
00:19:07.340 Fucking stocking cap
00:19:08.340 Damn
00:19:09.760 Yeah I don't know why
00:19:12.700 Duke was coming with that
00:19:13.580 I like my hair
00:19:14.320 I love it
00:19:14.860 It's me
00:19:15.260 I feel like it's me
00:19:16.060 It's cause he's a
00:19:17.600 Player hater
00:19:18.260 Hates players huh?
00:19:20.800 Yeah
00:19:21.120 Bro
00:19:21.940 Is he strong?
00:19:25.300 Yeah
00:19:25.640 Yeah why the fuck
00:19:26.720 Would he walk around
00:19:27.400 Like come on bro
00:19:28.240 He's strong
00:19:28.780 He can't do nothing
00:19:29.540 But pump his muscles
00:19:30.480 Look bitches
00:19:35.680 It's me
00:19:37.300 Big D
00:19:38.860 Bro I don't give a fuck bro
00:19:41.100 The fuck he can't
00:19:43.800 Wait
00:19:43.980 He can't even dodge
00:19:45.940 Fucking shit green
00:19:46.860 If he wanted to
00:19:47.500 You're right
00:19:48.160 He has a scalp
00:19:49.240 And that's it
00:19:51.420 No hair follicles
00:19:53.260 I can't even say it
00:19:55.140 Molecules?
00:19:55.880 No follicles
00:19:56.660 What's that?
00:19:58.020 It's what he has
00:19:58.980 Cause you know why?
00:19:59.880 Why?
00:20:00.080 Because he is a fucking funny looking fire breathing dragon with Frito brush
00:20:12.120 You're funny as fuck
00:20:20.260 Don't touch me bitch
00:20:21.140 Go go go go go frog
00:20:31.300 You're funny
00:20:31.780 I'll just wait
00:20:32.760 I gotta goー
00:20:33.660 It's just
00:20:34.380 You
00:20:34.760 You
00:20:35.880 You
00:20:36.260 I'll just wait
00:20:37.300 Yeah
00:20:37.620 I go
00:20:37.800 Go myself
00:20:38.300 I'm
00:20:39.060 I'm
00:20:39.280 I'm
00:20:39.940 I'm
00:20:40.100 I'm
00:20:40.920 I don't know
00:20:41.280 It's just
00:20:41.700 Yeah
00:20:41.980 You
00:20:42.120 You
00:20:42.820 You
00:20:42.940 I'm
00:20:43.360 I'm
00:20:43.960 I'm
00:20:44.260 I'm
00:20:45.100 I'm
00:20:45.560 I'm
00:20:45.760 I'm
00:20:46.300 I'm
00:20:46.920 You
00:20:47.020 I'm
00:20:47.520 I'm
00:20:48.440 I'm