Adin Live - March 06, 2022


Adin Meets Cartman From SOUTH PARK!


Episode Stats

Length

54 minutes

Words per Minute

102.223236

Word Count

5,539

Sentence Count

183

Misogynist Sentences

38

Hate Speech Sentences

53


Summary

In this episode, we talk about the new video game, South Park: The Rise of the Lost City of Z, the new South Park movie, and the new carmen's house. We also talk about a new carman's house and a new kid.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 please tell us thy name oh my name bro aiden duh you entered douchebag is that correct yo
00:00:10.080 we cannot laugh that is the rule you cannot laugh bro matter of fact bro i'm not gonna lie if this
00:00:19.220 game is not hitting we're just gonna watch south park funny moments bro it's the best show of all
00:00:22.380 time it's top three best shows of all time cartoons all time y'all agree do y'all agree
00:00:27.500 top three family guy south park spongebob boom i said it
00:00:31.740 deep in the lands of zarad the humans of koopa keep struggle to stay alive as they are attacked
00:00:45.260 by the wicked drought elves of larnia darkness falls as the humans beg their king to save them
00:00:51.740 a noble king known only as the grand wizard
00:00:54.420 i wanna laugh so bro can i just bro what thousand years the battle has been waged bro what the
00:01:01.100 is bro grand wizard to protect his human followers but even though the wizard king is so undeniably
00:01:06.560 cool the drow elf armies continue their attacks they seek the human's most treasured relic
00:01:11.680 the stick of truth
00:01:12.980 but the tides of war as soon as news of a new kid spreads throughout the land
00:01:19.340 in order to save the humans the grand wizard must get to the new kid
00:01:23.000 before the drow elves can manipulate his name
00:01:25.240 and use him
00:01:26.260 why that looks so funny
00:01:29.660 i'm sorry bro all right all right all right all right bro come on bro come on come on i get
00:01:43.620 three lives you all get three lives select your skin tone all right boom low yadi of hell
00:01:51.300 all right um what was i gonna say um
00:01:58.420 no no let me go back bro all right
00:02:11.140 i would say like yeah i'm like right here
00:02:19.260 what kind of hair do i have chat i got fucking
00:02:23.260 right now it's like right here to be honest like all
00:02:30.140 all honesty chat y'all agree like it's like right here bro on god it's like
00:02:33.600 if anything it's like right there bro y'all agree
00:02:36.360 no then what's where bro
00:02:41.680 where is it then
00:02:46.160 this
00:02:48.240 it does not look this bad bro
00:02:51.480 it does not look this bad
00:02:53.680 i don't look this fucking stupid bro
00:02:55.860 yo hell no
00:02:57.360 you guys are dick sucking
00:02:58.940 i don't look this fucking bad bro
00:03:01.780 what the fuck
00:03:05.120 all right bro all right what's something i would wear um
00:03:08.800 the school shooter of hell
00:03:12.000 nah nah nah um
00:03:13.440 what would i wear bro
00:03:16.760 all right you know what
00:03:21.920 i see this one
00:03:23.440 if anything like
00:03:24.800 you guys agree
00:03:26.120 naked
00:03:33.000 naked
00:03:33.060 you can't go naked in this game bro
00:03:35.720 oh you can customize your shirt
00:03:47.540 oh
00:03:48.000 white tee
00:03:51.680 can i get my pants
00:03:54.020 oh you can
00:03:54.900 cool
00:03:55.220 white tee
00:03:56.460 that's not white
00:03:58.500 that's white
00:04:00.320 do i look comp chat
00:04:06.360 yes or no let me know right now
00:04:07.880 i'm like
00:04:09.120 black
00:04:10.460 you know what i wear those
00:04:11.720 red baby shorts
00:04:12.740 nah
00:04:13.040 wait what
00:04:16.840 wait what is this not good
00:04:19.460 mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid
00:04:23.820 it's a mid
00:04:24.260 it's a mid
00:04:24.680 it's a mid
00:04:25.020 it's a mid
00:04:25.340 it's a mid
00:04:25.680 black
00:04:31.960 i look like a school
00:04:37.040 oh black hair color
00:04:44.220 my hair is brown
00:04:46.040 all right
00:04:46.560 do you guys have facial hair
00:05:15.640 what the fuck
00:05:17.920 what's up
00:05:21.580 nah i'm not no gang affiliated
00:05:23.960 pimples
00:05:26.140 i don't know bro
00:05:28.860 i honestly don't know
00:05:30.320 there's no beard
00:05:31.340 keep the mud
00:05:35.020 because you're always dirty
00:05:35.920 all right bro
00:05:37.460 y'all are weird
00:05:38.160 i wear
00:05:40.220 i used to wear glasses
00:05:41.260 remember when i got laser eye surgery
00:05:42.760 all right come on we good
00:05:44.580 okay bye
00:05:45.980 all right chat here we go
00:05:47.520 isn't that carmen's house
00:06:05.460 what's my house chat
00:06:08.060 fire
00:06:09.560 well i think that's everything
00:06:11.280 that's my mom
00:06:11.960 we did it hun
00:06:12.780 damn that
00:06:13.320 damn she's damn
00:06:14.700 it's a new beginning
00:06:15.860 shit at my mom
00:06:16.460 things are finally going to be good
00:06:18.540 do you really think it will be better for
00:06:21.020 him
00:06:22.120 they won't look for him here
00:06:26.280 we just need to make sure he doesn't attract any attention
00:06:29.020 come on
00:06:30.220 let's see how he's doing
00:06:31.540 what if i'm
00:06:33.880 sweetie
00:06:34.180 be my meat
00:06:34.840 hon you all dressed
00:06:35.900 hey champ
00:06:41.240 how do you like your new room
00:06:42.820 i know it's a big change for all of us
00:06:46.520 but
00:06:46.800 son
00:06:47.520 do you
00:06:48.500 remember
00:06:49.820 why we moved to this quiet little mountain town
00:06:51.980 he doesn't remember
00:06:55.480 he doesn't remember at all
00:06:56.720 that's good
00:06:57.080 that's good he doesn't remember
00:06:58.120 yo i'm gonna lie this game is fire
00:06:59.840 it's like i'm in the show
00:07:01.060 lots of fun here
00:07:02.220 why don't you go out and make some friends
00:07:04.240 fuck i'm actually
00:07:05.460 i'm not good at this shit bro
00:07:07.380 like
00:07:07.680 like normal kids
00:07:09.360 i'm gonna lie
00:07:10.100 we got some money for you on the kitchen counter sweetie
00:07:12.000 just
00:07:12.560 be back before it gets dark
00:07:14.440 w parents
00:07:15.160 oh yeah
00:07:15.740 i gotta be friends with carmen
00:07:16.900 funniest motherfucker
00:07:17.660 yeah we love you too
00:07:19.440 sorry dad
00:07:21.120 alright
00:07:21.840 to open doors and containers
00:07:26.480 talk to people's face
00:07:27.560 press space
00:07:28.300 okay
00:07:29.220 find some kids to play with
00:07:34.120 i love playing with kids
00:07:35.380 bro chat
00:07:43.960 don't make that weird bro
00:07:45.380 y'all are weird as fuck bro
00:07:47.280 damn
00:07:48.600 go on outside
00:07:50.980 go on outside sweetie
00:07:51.320 go look around the neighborhood
00:07:52.480 go on outside sweetie
00:07:54.920 isn't there a back door
00:07:58.020 what's up dad
00:08:05.060 you alright
00:08:07.140 come on son
00:08:08.760 get out there
00:08:09.420 make friends
00:08:10.100 i don't wanna go outside
00:08:11.460 oh the money
00:08:13.360 i need the money on the counter
00:08:14.260 wait
00:08:14.840 tripping
00:08:15.960 wait
00:08:25.280 why is the mom
00:08:26.980 in the kitchen chat
00:08:28.040 out of
00:08:28.740 she could have been anywhere
00:08:30.540 it wasn't a request
00:08:32.200 it was a command
00:08:33.220 now get out there
00:08:34.360 and make some friends
00:08:35.600 what the fuck
00:08:36.980 what kind of
00:08:40.280 what the
00:08:40.980 okay
00:08:47.920 go outside and find some friends
00:08:50.100 i got it
00:08:50.640 bro i need to find
00:08:53.100 oh shit it's butters
00:08:56.060 i don't wanna be butters's friend
00:08:59.380 hell no
00:09:01.120 help somebody
00:09:02.340 i can't hold out much longer
00:09:03.980 help
00:09:04.660 hey no fair
00:09:07.960 that's cheating
00:09:08.620 i'm gonna tell my mom
00:09:09.780 thanks kid
00:09:11.740 i didn't realize he had a health potion
00:09:13.540 but my name is butters the merciful
00:09:15.920 man no bro
00:09:17.660 we should be friends
00:09:19.220 i love him he's such a nice kid
00:09:21.400 but no bro
00:09:22.600 all right
00:09:24.820 there's a new kid
00:09:25.620 but me and him are friends
00:09:26.720 this way nobody picks on him
00:09:28.700 aww
00:09:29.280 okay this is like my facebook
00:09:30.400 thanks butters
00:09:32.040 actually
00:09:32.400 now that we're friends
00:09:33.680 you should speak with the wizard king
00:09:35.180 he's been talking about your arrival
00:09:36.820 the wizard lives this way
00:09:38.300 in the greenhouse
00:09:38.980 over there
00:09:39.660 wait is it cartman
00:09:40.600 hey where are you from
00:09:41.800 where'd you live before moving here
00:09:45.640 did i colorado
00:09:49.000 what the fuck
00:09:50.640 all hail the grand wizard
00:09:58.020 so you are the new kid
00:10:00.760 your coming was foretold
00:10:02.640 by coldwell banker
00:10:03.620 i am the wizard king
00:10:05.640 but the time for talk
00:10:07.260 is not nag
00:10:08.060 let me show you my kingdom
00:10:09.460 the fuck
00:10:11.980 all right bro
00:10:15.140 oh who's your new friend eric
00:10:18.720 shut up mom
00:10:19.460 not now
00:10:19.880 yo
00:10:20.340 yo
00:10:22.520 this game is fire
00:10:26.300 welcome
00:10:29.060 to the kingdom of koopa keep
00:10:31.240 what the fuck
00:10:33.840 in his backyard
00:10:34.600 clive
00:10:36.720 our weapon shop here
00:10:37.840 is tended by clive
00:10:38.940 a level 14 warrior
00:10:40.200 here you can see
00:10:42.560 our massive stables
00:10:43.460 overseen by the level 9 ranger
00:10:45.320 scott malkinson
00:10:46.300 who has the power
00:10:47.420 of diabetes
00:10:48.140 yo
00:10:48.980 and here of course
00:10:50.760 is the breathtaking
00:10:51.600 and lovely princess king
00:10:52.980 the fairest maiden
00:10:54.300 and now the kingdom
00:10:54.880 don't ask
00:10:56.100 what can you want
00:10:56.620 to be a chick
00:10:57.100 it's just how
00:10:57.620 he seems to be rolling
00:10:58.260 right now
00:10:59.360 yo
00:11:01.360 elven king
00:11:02.820 what
00:11:03.180 this is the new
00:11:03.860 elven ring king
00:11:04.880 where the fuck it is
00:11:05.760 all right carmen
00:11:06.520 wow
00:11:08.280 you have been sought out
00:11:12.360 new kid
00:11:12.720 because humans everywhere
00:11:13.840 are in great danger
00:11:14.840 i need something from you
00:11:16.320 and in return
00:11:17.000 i am prepared to allow you
00:11:18.460 into my kingdom
00:11:19.060 i know you are very excited
00:11:20.480 it's time for your first quest
00:11:22.500 but first
00:11:23.180 please tell us
00:11:24.320 thy name
00:11:25.040 oh my name bro
00:11:28.260 well aiden duh
00:11:29.080 you entered douchebag
00:11:32.560 is that correct
00:11:33.280 yo
00:11:33.740 yo
00:11:36.900 are you sure
00:11:38.520 you want to keep the name
00:11:39.480 douchebag
00:11:40.180 no
00:11:40.760 very well douchebag
00:11:42.040 you will now
00:11:42.900 no
00:11:43.280 fighter
00:11:44.160 mage
00:11:44.740 thief
00:11:45.260 or jew
00:11:45.940 what the
00:11:47.240 what the fuck
00:11:48.880 the jew has his own category
00:11:51.140 oh hell no
00:11:54.000 well i'm jewish
00:11:56.880 so i gotta choose jew
00:11:58.000 but
00:11:58.340 what the
00:11:59.920 oh hell no
00:12:07.300 you have
00:12:07.920 so i guess we'll never really be friends
00:12:09.660 yo
00:12:10.500 you have
00:12:15.180 so i guess we'll never really be friends
00:12:16.920 welcome to the kkk douchebag the jew
00:12:20.740 yo
00:12:21.260 can i even play this game
00:12:24.960 now visit the weapon shop
00:12:25.860 procure yourself a weapon
00:12:27.220 and we shall teach you to fetch
00:12:28.400 yo
00:12:31.300 this game is
00:12:33.320 why am i wearing a fucking
00:12:34.760 yarmulke bro
00:12:35.960 bro
00:12:38.860 would you like to see my wares weary traveler
00:12:41.180 perhaps you would like to hear tips and rumors for two dollars
00:12:44.060 no
00:12:45.900 buy and sell
00:12:46.780 a jewish staff
00:12:50.720 bro
00:12:51.300 i'm not gonna lie
00:12:51.760 i'm not playing this game bro
00:12:52.680 my mom would be so mad
00:12:54.480 bro
00:12:55.100 what the fuck is this bro
00:12:57.500 don't let it bother you
00:12:59.520 don't let it bother you that there's a game to be played
00:13:00.540 bro
00:13:01.680 all right
00:13:03.420 i guess i have to buy the jewish staff
00:13:05.400 ah
00:13:07.580 a lovely purchase
00:13:08.660 all right
00:13:10.560 equipment
00:13:11.180 yo
00:13:12.400 yo
00:13:14.480 oh my god
00:13:17.700 what the fuck
00:13:23.020 all right
00:13:25.660 can i buy any consumables
00:13:27.440 oh you can't
00:13:29.540 all right
00:13:29.820 just a weapon
00:13:30.600 new kid has checked out everything in my backyard
00:13:32.700 hardcore gamer
00:13:33.520 wow
00:13:33.920 and he recognized that
00:13:36.060 yo carmen
00:13:36.640 i ain't gonna lie bro
00:13:37.320 like i said
00:13:37.900 like
00:13:39.060 i
00:13:40.620 yeah
00:13:41.060 i just
00:13:42.080 i am a gamer
00:13:42.740 you know i'm a gamer
00:13:43.880 i'm a gamer
00:13:44.500 good
00:13:45.060 now how about you equip your weapon
00:13:46.740 instead of carrying it in a bag
00:13:47.900 where it's completely useless
00:13:48.720 sorry
00:13:49.880 a jewish staff
00:13:52.600 bro
00:13:54.200 that's so
00:13:55.440 bro
00:13:55.820 a jew
00:13:57.500 bro
00:13:57.900 who thought to make a jewish staff bro
00:14:00.500 ah you have procured a weapon
00:14:04.280 nurse
00:14:04.780 it's now time to teach you how to fight
00:14:06.900 i want you to take your new weapon
00:14:08.840 and
00:14:09.260 with the bravery of a noble knight
00:14:10.860 beat up clad
00:14:11.860 what
00:14:12.420 kick clad's ass new kid
00:14:13.520 what i do
00:14:14.240 i'm the king clad
00:14:15.360 and the king wishes to be amused
00:14:16.720 go on new kid
00:14:17.540 kick his ass
00:14:18.000 yo
00:14:18.600 i'm gonna kick your ass
00:14:22.100 clad you have to wait your turn
00:14:23.740 that's lame
00:14:24.860 no clad it's like olden times
00:14:26.780 you have to wait your turn
00:14:27.860 like in the middle ages clad
00:14:29.100 i know it's lame clad
00:14:30.340 but that's how we're fucking doing it
00:14:31.680 all right douchebag
00:14:32.800 bash clad's face in
00:14:33.740 don't be shocked
00:14:34.300 okay
00:14:35.080 critical hit
00:14:35.940 so it's like mortal kombat
00:14:37.860 left click and select your action
00:14:40.700 oh this is fire
00:14:41.500 okay jewish staff
00:14:42.520 when your weapon flashes
00:14:45.200 left click to attack
00:14:46.160 come on fight
00:14:47.500 too late
00:14:52.000 oh
00:14:52.640 oh my god
00:14:54.560 it's butters all over again
00:14:55.680 okay look
00:14:56.440 try putting your back into it
00:14:57.720 at the last possible moment
00:14:58.660 okay i got it
00:15:00.100 i got it
00:15:00.840 oh
00:15:06.680 you gotta keep going
00:15:07.940 oh
00:15:09.060 try again
00:15:09.640 focus right before you strike
00:15:11.120 oh my god i celebrated too early
00:15:12.600 i got you
00:15:13.060 oh
00:15:15.400 oh hell yeah
00:15:17.820 clad's your bitch
00:15:18.560 all right clad's wearing harm
00:15:19.960 in order to hurt him
00:15:20.880 i want you to hit clad as hard as you can
00:15:22.400 power attack douchebag
00:15:29.720 you need to really hurt clad
00:15:30.720 power attack
00:15:31.880 oh right click
00:15:35.800 when your weapon flashes
00:15:36.720 right click
00:15:37.160 didn't count
00:15:39.080 oh shit dude
00:15:40.300 i think i see blood
00:15:41.080 fucking nice brah
00:15:42.180 it's exactly what you do to guys with armor like that
00:15:44.060 okay listen up
00:15:45.300 the key to surviving in battle
00:15:46.620 is not to get hit in the box
00:15:47.920 clad it's your turn to attack
00:15:49.380 douchebag
00:15:49.840 protect your boss
00:15:50.620 right click when you see the indic
00:15:53.380 right click when you see the indicator
00:15:56.220 it's a block
00:15:56.820 prepare yourself
00:15:58.340 ow
00:16:01.640 no no i said protect
00:16:02.960 protect your boss
00:16:03.740 well i didn't know
00:16:04.420 okay
00:16:04.880 i did it
00:16:10.280 yes that's what i'm talking about
00:16:11.960 dude you're already way better than clad
00:16:13.540 okay
00:16:14.580 okay so blocking
00:16:16.580 okay i got it
00:16:17.240 it's time to use your heroic powers
00:16:18.980 using your ability takes power points
00:16:20.840 or pp for short
00:16:21.960 pp
00:16:23.180 if you have a fucking better name for them
00:16:25.280 than fucking say it clad
00:16:26.280 fucking asshole
00:16:27.200 i'm the king
00:16:28.480 and i say it pp
00:16:29.560 what the fuck
00:16:30.780 use your jew ability to make clad paper
00:16:32.580 yo
00:16:33.000 what's my jew ability
00:16:35.620 cast the first stone at
00:16:38.760 the sling of david
00:16:40.420 bro
00:16:41.540 alright bro
00:16:42.640 i ain't gonna lie bro
00:16:43.400 this is actually getting out of hand bro
00:16:45.180 it's a jewish star
00:16:47.560 mash a and d
00:16:50.260 and then left click to fire
00:16:51.400 what the fuck
00:16:55.800 sick
00:16:59.920 dude that was pretty lame
00:17:01.060 try it again dude
00:17:01.740 okay okay so
00:17:02.660 mash it and click
00:17:06.480 i dodged that
00:17:11.400 way to wipe that smile off his stupid face douchebag
00:17:13.820 now do it one more time
00:17:15.100 finish him
00:17:15.700 what i was going easy
00:17:17.140 take this
00:17:18.000 i'm getting better chat
00:17:21.220 fuck
00:17:22.120 why can't i select
00:17:31.560 oh i need pp6
00:17:32.780 okay bet
00:17:33.320 uh okay so cancel
00:17:35.420 jewish staff
00:17:37.400 oh
00:17:39.280 second
00:17:42.040 chat mic doing good
00:17:47.120 okay yeah okay
00:17:50.600 i won
00:17:55.660 dude that was awesome
00:18:01.780 you were all like
00:18:02.500 demon clapping
00:18:03.160 all like
00:18:03.460 okay okay
00:18:05.860 you prove yourself worthy
00:18:06.980 douchebag
00:18:07.400 now come inside the war tent
00:18:08.800 bro this game is so fire bro
00:18:12.360 i'm glad this game is
00:18:14.300 meet carmen inside the tent
00:18:15.660 well here it is
00:18:19.080 the reason why humans and elves are locked in a never ending war
00:18:21.920 the relic for which human and elf are willing to die
00:18:24.440 the stick of truth
00:18:27.160 what the fuck
00:18:28.280 just two days ago we took the stick back from the elves
00:18:31.420 our kingdom was dying but now it thrives
00:18:33.340 for whoever controls the stick controls the universe
00:18:35.820 don't gaze at it too long
00:18:37.620 for its power is too much for mere mortals to look at
00:18:40.180 now that you have seen the stick of truth let's discuss your dues
00:18:43.900 being a member of my kingdom costs 9.95 for the first week
00:18:46.680 four dollars of which is tax deductible
00:18:48.320 alarm
00:18:48.920 what the fuck
00:18:50.340 someone has sounded the alarm
00:18:51.400 alarm alarm alarm
00:18:52.760 what is it
00:18:53.520 the elves are attacking
00:18:54.580 oh my god
00:18:55.420 defensive position
00:18:56.540 wait a minute
00:18:59.040 should i grab the stick
00:19:00.100 just defend it okay
00:19:05.940 douchebag come help us
00:19:09.080 i'm coming
00:19:09.760 why is it
00:19:11.760 don't let them through
00:19:13.320 give us the stick humans
00:19:15.080 fuck you drow elf
00:19:16.400 come and get it
00:19:17.520 guard the stick of truth while we defend the fortress
00:19:20.220 aye aye
00:19:21.140 aye aye
00:19:22.020 we're not paying pirates
00:19:22.900 this is your chance to prove yourself
00:19:25.760 hold off the asshole elves at all costs
00:19:28.340 come on
00:19:34.360 do it douchebag
00:19:37.220 kick these elves asses
00:19:38.120 a 2v1 is crazy
00:19:39.880 bruh
00:19:43.540 you're wounded douchebag potions will heal you
00:19:45.340 here
00:19:45.600 okay bad
00:19:58.500 we'll say you can have one potion every turn
00:20:00.020 i asked for five but this was a cover
00:20:01.560 okay bad bad bad bad bad
00:20:02.920 this guy's fast douchebag
00:20:03.680 try to block all his attacks
00:20:04.720 there we go
00:20:09.160 well if this job doesn't work out
00:20:10.560 at least you've got a future as a training dummy
00:20:11.880 come on get it right
00:20:12.920 bro what
00:20:14.360 oh it's white click
00:20:16.880 oh i'm a dumb ass
00:20:18.440 oh here we go chat
00:20:37.720 star david of hell
00:20:40.180 wait what do i do
00:20:46.660 when do i
00:20:49.800 ow
00:20:51.640 what do i do
00:21:01.200 click it when it flashes dumbass
00:21:05.300 right click or left click
00:21:07.560 come on fight
00:21:09.740 gotcha bitch
00:21:15.940 are you gonna loot them
00:21:25.840 you're losing
00:21:26.520 stop losing
00:21:27.400 but i don't want to make them feel bad
00:21:29.500 you got this douchebag
00:21:36.620 you're mine now
00:21:38.140 what are you waiting for douchebag
00:21:44.160 that guy's just standing there
00:21:45.140 go kick his ass
00:21:45.820 what
00:21:50.420 oh man he was totally waiting for you dude
00:21:53.340 you can't just hit him like that
00:21:54.640 why
00:21:55.440 kick counter million
00:21:57.100 what was that
00:21:57.480 use arrows
00:21:58.200 oh i see
00:21:58.940 you need to try a different tactic to damage him
00:22:01.140 look at that archer hiding behind his friend like a wood
00:22:03.460 switch to your arrows
00:22:04.540 you snipe that little bitch
00:22:05.940 yo
00:22:06.700 sweet now you can hit the guy in the back
00:22:09.900 go for the pink mist
00:22:11.040 come on fight
00:22:16.000 oh wait a minute
00:22:18.560 that's what you get for fucking with the wizard king
00:22:20.240 wait a minute
00:22:21.140 careful douchebag
00:22:24.380 that guy's ready for your arrows now
00:22:25.740 you gotta try something else
00:22:26.900 i don't get it
00:22:31.300 stop kicking around
00:22:51.520 i'm a demon
00:22:55.180 his 1hp
00:22:56.740 say you swear to fucking god he got 1hp bro
00:23:00.040 great job douchebags
00:23:06.780 1hp like woo yo
00:23:12.940 i'll me loot him
00:23:15.100 shall we loot him
00:23:15.700 kick their asses new kid
00:23:16.660 i got you back
00:23:17.500 why does carbon not do anything
00:23:20.760 fight
00:23:23.120 fight to the top
00:23:24.140 let's do this douchebag
00:23:29.660 a shield
00:23:35.880 okay that guy has a shield
00:23:37.040 shields are super weak
00:23:38.900 just hit them with your simplest hit
00:23:40.100 over and over to wear them down quickly
00:23:41.320 okay
00:23:42.380 got him
00:23:56.120 yeah that's how you do it
00:23:56.960 the other elf let his guard down
00:23:58.280 now's your chance
00:23:58.940 power attack his armor
00:24:00.020 oh jeez
00:24:08.100 if you don't hit this bitch as hard as you can
00:24:10.320 her arm is gonna soak up all the damage
00:24:12.040 am i doing good chat
00:24:13.580 hey
00:24:18.400 if that was a power attack
00:24:20.720 oh power attack
00:24:22.400 oh it's on
00:24:28.900 that's it
00:24:29.240 now finish him
00:24:30.540 ow
00:24:34.400 jeez
00:24:39.660 i wanna scream it so bad
00:24:43.080 me too perk
00:24:43.680 he's gonna say
00:24:44.280 i wanna say it so bad
00:24:46.040 drow elves fall back
00:24:48.140 fall back i say
00:24:49.440 yeah
00:24:51.220 awesome dude
00:24:52.480 take that you asshole elves
00:24:54.200 better luck next time
00:24:55.600 na na na na na na
00:24:57.060 we still control the universe
00:24:58.620 ha ha ha ha ha
00:24:59.720 it's gone
00:25:01.340 what
00:25:02.580 the stick of truth
00:25:03.840 the elves got it
00:25:05.280 that was your one god damn job
00:25:09.620 clad
00:25:10.060 to guard the stick of fucking truth
00:25:12.160 clad
00:25:14.920 you are hereby
00:25:16.580 banished from space and time
00:25:18.520 what
00:25:18.960 no you can't do that
00:25:20.980 yeah i can
00:25:21.660 you're banished and lost in time and space
00:25:23.540 yeah go home clad
00:25:25.140 you fought bravely on the battlefield douchebag
00:25:27.920 the duke can make me a douchebag
00:25:29.760 but you sure can fight
00:25:30.820 shut up scott nobody cares what you think
00:25:32.340 anyways we have a bigger problem now
00:25:34.440 the stick of truth has been stolen
00:25:36.000 and we must assemble our entire army in order to get it back
00:25:38.780 but our three best warriors still haven't reported for duty my king
00:25:41.660 our newest member can take care of that
00:25:43.400 douchebag i want you to go out into the neighborhood and find my greatest warriors
00:25:47.120 token tweak and craig i'm texting their pictures to your personal inventory device now
00:25:51.280 but beware the lands outside are full of marauding drow elves monsters and sixth graders
00:25:56.500 be sure you're well equipped now go and send my warriors here
00:26:00.040 fighters go with him
00:26:02.820 all right so i gotta go find a fucking um
00:26:08.480 you kids be careful now
00:26:17.360 why didn't miss cartman add me
00:26:19.560 my eric certainly has a lot of little playmates
00:26:21.920 he's such a friendly boy
00:26:23.440 i've had my problems raising eric
00:26:26.200 i made some powdered donut pancake surprise
00:26:28.580 if you boys get hungry later
00:26:30.120 why did she add me though chat
00:26:33.400 we aren't allowed to go into this
00:26:41.280 okay
00:26:42.880 so i am currently right here
00:26:45.560 your location is okay i can fast over right
00:26:47.520 hover over this location which the question is sending you
00:26:50.020 oh i see quests wait
00:26:54.500 okay
00:27:07.560 okay
00:27:07.600 if you want to run instead of walk
00:27:17.000 what the
00:27:21.700 my dad
00:27:23.600 yo
00:27:27.520 you guys are saying guy
00:27:35.260 the wizard king says i'm too ginger to be one of the humans
00:27:42.860 but paladin butters lets me be a squire on the slide
00:27:45.400 yo
00:27:45.760 upgrade how i upgrade it
00:27:52.780 i don't get it
00:28:15.580 oh i gotta shoot this
00:28:16.400 what the fuck
00:28:22.340 so like what do i do chat
00:28:28.940 okay
00:28:36.480 and
00:28:39.160 oh
00:28:41.700 you
00:28:48.440 go
00:28:49.760 go
00:28:52.960 and
00:28:53.580 they
00:28:55.900 um Matt I know I'm right there but what the fuck how do I travel
00:29:06.540 okay I gotta break the barrier
00:29:24.540 I gotta feed the streets
00:29:26.140 simping respectfully don't say that bro
00:29:33.400 got it
00:29:38.640 yo
00:29:49.160 what the fuck is that bro
00:29:52.540 bro
00:29:54.360 what the fuck bro
00:30:27.140 come on butters
00:30:30.500 hold many dangers new kid yeah you moved to the wrong realm
00:30:34.440 bro what the
00:30:44.460 die asshole
00:30:48.840 punk man
00:30:54.180 so if they have armor do I right or left click
00:30:57.700 I control butter too
00:31:01.180 yeah that's it little buddy
00:31:05.560 I better wait a turn before I do any more healing
00:31:08.720 oh my
00:31:22.260 oh my
00:31:24.380 I don't get it oh
00:31:35.860 I could use some goddamn poontang right now
00:31:37.940 it looks bad here take some of this magic cure potion
00:31:40.920 all right I'm good chat
00:31:50.300 you can always carry a few potions
00:31:51.500 don't get grounded for raiding the apothecary's pantry like I do
00:31:53.980 bitch please
00:31:57.920 fuck they can heal too
00:32:04.800 you want some of this
00:32:08.080 fuck man
00:32:11.240 you'll pay for that
00:32:18.740 bro
00:32:20.020 that wasn't so bad
00:32:22.740 a jujitsu
00:32:31.380 utilize a secret jewish material art to pummel your
00:32:35.660 bro what the
00:32:38.020 that didn't count
00:32:43.720 that didn't count
00:32:47.720 goddammit
00:32:53.720 that's OP as a motherfucker
00:33:21.420 oh shit
00:33:23.740 shit
00:33:25.980 man I could be watching tv right now
00:33:35.800 man I could be watching tv right now
00:33:37.800 fuck
00:33:58.120 fuck okay um
00:33:59.560 we're still doing this right
00:34:05.040 right click when butter's hammer flashes
00:34:09.960 no
00:34:17.460 fuck
00:34:19.460 let's go
00:34:47.200 I think I'm fucked I'm not gonna lie chat
00:34:49.500 you're not waiting on me are you
00:34:55.680 and that's game
00:35:02.020 oh I just farted
00:35:09.300 fuck
00:35:09.800 fuck
00:35:09.820 well hey officer butt baby
00:35:20.720 that's butt brady
00:35:22.060 wait
00:35:22.800 going
00:35:25.460 going down to south park
00:35:26.400 where are your parents
00:35:27.400 what happens if you hit the cop
00:35:33.300 cheese
00:35:36.900 what kind of monster are you
00:35:43.140 that's a girl
00:35:43.820 that's a girl
00:35:43.940 that's a girl
00:35:44.760 that's a girl
00:35:44.880 this here is the marketplace
00:35:58.460 this is where heroes can come for adventuring gear
00:36:00.520 nose jabs and abortions
00:36:01.960 what the fuck
00:36:03.800 am I going our way
00:36:08.280 if I'm right there
00:36:12.980 yeah you got to go up the street
00:36:14.340 okay
00:36:14.680 carby gave me a swirly in that public bathroom over there one time
00:36:28.180 oh you want some of this
00:36:28.980 oh hell no
00:36:30.600 playing pirate is better than being a pirate
00:36:32.220 who wants to live in stinky old somalia anyway
00:36:34.160 why didn't it let me up that way
00:36:45.980 okay
00:36:53.700 if I upgrade this shit
00:36:54.960 increases the damage
00:36:56.800 yeah
00:36:57.160 oh or I could have upgraded one of these
00:37:00.840 sure is a lot of walking
00:37:08.860 no chat
00:37:10.600 I don't think it lets you go that way bro
00:37:11.800 do I?
00:37:30.840 I want to play
00:37:34.780 I am a pirate king
00:37:41.140 I am a pirate king
00:37:45.060 I am a pirate king
00:37:45.100 I hope you're not playing that dumb game with everyone
00:37:54.180 bro I'll kill that girl
00:37:57.100 bro it does not let me go this way
00:37:59.240 oh yeah it does
00:38:00.120 see
00:38:02.300 oh wait
00:38:04.740 this movie is really sweet
00:38:09.180 too bad you guys can't see it
00:38:10.640 hey
00:38:11.400 over here
00:38:12.520 don't worry
00:38:13.840 I'm not here to hurt you
00:38:15.020 it's me
00:38:15.920 Al Gore
00:38:16.800 you know Al Gore
00:38:18.240 I'm super important
00:38:19.380 alright look
00:38:20.340 I've detected some very strange activity in this area
00:38:23.240 I believe we are dealing with
00:38:25.140 man bear pig
00:38:26.160 yes
00:38:26.720 the man bear pig
00:38:28.000 I know you're scared
00:38:29.180 but I need help
00:38:30.000 take these and place them in the location specified on the man bear map
00:38:33.400 pig
00:38:33.800 and now I'm going to make you my friend on facebook
00:38:37.060 this is very prestigious
00:38:38.920 you have my email now
00:38:40.960 but don't give it out to anybody
00:38:42.960 I'm super serial
00:38:44.600 what the fuck
00:38:45.700 hurry we must know if man bear pig is here or not
00:38:47.760 okay
00:38:52.240 find the tweak at the
00:38:58.780 okay so I gotta go in the tweak bros coffee
00:39:01.280 Timmy can take you
00:39:06.540 okay yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:39:07.660 welcome to tweak coffee
00:39:09.380 coffee made with ingredients supplied by local organic suppliers
00:39:13.020 it's local coffee brewed locally
00:39:15.500 tweak
00:39:16.180 tweak
00:39:17.040 have you picked up the fresh local ingredients
00:39:20.480 I'm still trying to do all my chores
00:39:23.760 well hurry up son
00:39:24.940 the family business is relying on you
00:39:26.920 the fuck
00:39:29.860 you will never get laid looking like that kid
00:39:32.860 oh
00:39:35.860 what's this
00:39:43.800 huh
00:39:44.220 now
00:39:44.840 the guy's TV now
00:39:45.980 well there's no way man
00:39:46.980 there's way too much to do
00:39:48.600 how am I supposed to do all this
00:39:50.380 wait
00:39:50.960 you
00:39:51.460 could you go get the four o'clock delivery for me
00:39:53.660 if you do I can finish here and then I'll still have time to play
00:39:56.580 please
00:39:57.360 he's a tweak
00:39:58.220 it's a Kenny's house
00:39:58.920 like always
00:39:59.560 someone said that's XQC
00:40:01.280 he'll give you the delivery
00:40:01.560 tweaks pick up order
00:40:03.720 recruit tweak
00:40:04.600 how am I
00:40:06.040 more coffee
00:40:06.880 need more coffee
00:40:08.280 what the fuck
00:40:09.940 what's my quest
00:40:15.820 find tweak at the tweak
00:40:18.620 and see if you can join your game
00:40:20.020 what the fuck do I do
00:40:21.160 oh I gotta go see Kenny's mom
00:40:26.880 I can fast travel though right
00:40:44.860 what the fuck
00:41:08.440 okay
00:41:08.760 how do I go to
00:41:15.120 Kenny's house
00:41:16.560 see why isn't
00:41:20.540 oh
00:41:20.820 that's Craig's house
00:41:22.640 can I fast travel
00:41:23.640 anywhere over here
00:41:24.680 no way token lives like that
00:41:32.360 ain't no fucking way bro
00:41:35.760 oh you want some of this
00:41:38.060 hey you can't want to see a movie
00:41:38.920 oh that's right
00:41:39.680 you can't
00:41:40.080 cause you've made it all
00:41:40.800 and it's too mature for you
00:41:42.060 token's house is this fucking big
00:41:47.640 this is a gated community sir
00:41:57.440 we do not
00:41:58.320 if you try again
00:42:03.240 I will pepper spray you back to the stone age
00:42:06.340 I warn you
00:42:12.780 if you try again
00:42:17.320 I will pepper spray you back to the stone age
00:42:20.400 what
00:42:21.080 10k1 in
00:42:22.400 y'all feeling it
00:42:23.740 hey I'm not gonna question you guys bro
00:42:27.040 I love y'all
00:42:28.460 I'm not gonna question y'all
00:42:29.420 y'all really all saying one hand 10k
00:42:31.060 nah I don't understand what you just said
00:42:41.960 man this chat just fucked me bro
00:42:44.940 nice
00:42:45.320 hey nice chat by the way bro
00:42:46.880 nice chat
00:42:48.100 nice chat by the way bro
00:42:49.740 I'm sorry
00:42:54.040 okay I love you guys bro
00:42:55.300 I'm sorry
00:42:55.900 I'm sorry
00:42:56.480 I'm sorry
00:42:57.020 I'm sorry bro
00:42:58.800 I'm sorry
00:42:59.520 alright what's the next call
00:43:00.900 what's the next call
00:43:01.780 what's the next call bro
00:43:05.560 I'll listen bro
00:43:06.600 I'll listen
00:43:07.020 I'll listen
00:43:07.420 I'll listen
00:43:08.120 5k2 hands
00:43:14.200 bro which one of y'all came in my
00:43:18.120 bro
00:43:18.400 no bro I'm not gambling with you
00:43:19.680 no no no no
00:43:20.520 why can't I just go to one of these fucking tables
00:43:27.640 thank you bro
00:43:28.360 2 hands 5k
00:43:29.940 3k 4 hands
00:43:36.060 so many highs on the table bro
00:44:03.620 alright I'm at these 15s
00:44:08.460 6
00:44:08.920 mid mid mid chat
00:44:10.900 mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid
00:44:14.340 6
00:44:14.900 it's alright
00:44:16.980 I don't got 20 you don't
00:44:19.560 let's go
00:44:21.880 it's not that much profit though bro
00:44:27.180 but it is profit
00:44:28.120 alright
00:44:28.460 let's go three hands
00:44:30.260 chat how many hands now
00:44:31.180 How many hands?
00:44:31.580 I'm listening to y'all.
00:44:32.100 Y'all really got some good calls.
00:44:35.080 Three hands.
00:44:41.680 Chessing, two.
00:44:47.240 This is all prop right here.
00:44:50.400 Good fucking call, chat.
00:44:55.740 Number seven.
00:44:56.340 I love this chat, bro.
00:45:01.600 Holy shit.
00:45:02.260 All right, what chat now?
00:45:03.100 Now what?
00:45:03.860 Now what, chat?
00:45:04.580 Now what?
00:45:04.880 Now what?
00:45:05.180 Now what?
00:45:05.460 Holy fuck, this chat's on fire now.
00:45:14.980 One hand.
00:45:17.880 50K.
00:45:20.180 Three hands.
00:45:22.820 Just run it back.
00:45:23.840 Repeat, two hands.
00:45:24.720 All right.
00:45:26.840 Damn, I saw people say three hands.
00:45:28.440 Let's see.
00:45:30.980 Damn, she went out of six.
00:45:32.580 Damn.
00:45:34.100 I ain't glad I fucked it up, bro.
00:45:36.220 No, I didn't.
00:45:37.620 Holy shit balls.
00:45:38.860 Flip a fucking seven.
00:45:40.940 Oh my God, flip a ten.
00:45:42.460 Oh my God, chat.
00:45:44.780 What is this?
00:45:47.020 All right, now what?
00:45:47.520 Now what?
00:45:47.880 Now what?
00:45:48.200 Now what?
00:45:48.480 Now what?
00:45:48.740 Now what?
00:45:48.760 Now what?
00:45:48.780 Now what?
00:45:48.800 Now what?
00:45:48.880 Now what?
00:45:49.380 Now what?
00:45:49.800 Now what?
00:45:50.760 Now what?
00:45:50.800 Now what?
00:45:51.800 Now what?
00:45:52.800 Now what?
00:45:53.800 Now what?
00:45:54.800 Now what?
00:45:55.800 I don't have to leave
00:46:08.380 in and lock in some crazy sports bet.
00:46:10.700 I feel like that's the responsible thing to do.
00:46:13.280 We lock in a crazy sports bet for tomorrow.
00:46:16.200 And then I pay you guys a crazy portion.
00:46:19.200 Y'all fuck with that?
00:46:20.520 See, look.
00:46:21.000 All right.
00:46:21.160 Y'all putting yeses.
00:46:22.000 But look.
00:46:22.380 All right.
00:46:22.660 Can we talk really quick, bro?
00:46:24.560 Guys.
00:46:25.460 Do y'all know soccer?
00:46:26.500 Because if y'all know soccer, we can make so much money.
00:46:29.660 Every person I trust with soccer, they lose my fucking breach.
00:46:33.820 Bro.
00:46:35.640 Man, I don't get it, bro.
00:46:41.440 I don't get it.
00:46:43.240 Should we bet on women's volleyball chat?
00:46:44.960 Yes or no?
00:46:45.260 Let me know right now.
00:46:45.760 All right.
00:46:57.780 Hold up, bro.
00:46:58.920 Are there any parlays that are locks for tomorrow?
00:47:01.680 Let's just say we did.
00:47:02.860 Oh, all right.
00:47:07.040 Are there any locks?
00:47:07.840 Are there any locks for tomorrow, bro?
00:47:09.480 Yes or no?
00:47:11.580 I know Grizzlies is a lock.
00:47:13.000 I know, bro.
00:47:23.120 Soccer?
00:47:23.980 Fuck.
00:47:27.100 All right.
00:47:27.500 Hold on.
00:47:27.640 Let me just look at this real quick.
00:47:29.620 Can't bet on the Knicks.
00:47:30.500 They're just too scary, bro.
00:47:33.060 Oh, these games look scary.
00:47:34.420 I got Cleveland over Toronto.
00:47:35.700 I'll do Cleveland over Toronto.
00:47:38.420 Utah, Memphis.
00:47:39.540 What's that?
00:47:40.200 That's not even a double up, bro.
00:47:41.480 That is crazy.
00:47:45.060 Milwaukee, Phoenix.
00:47:47.400 Nah, bro.
00:47:48.140 Milwaukee, low key.
00:47:51.000 All right.
00:47:51.440 Should we just bet on some fucking soccer?
00:47:52.880 Should I just trust you guys?
00:47:54.700 All right, bro.
00:47:55.480 Give me a call.
00:47:56.380 Arsenal?
00:47:57.920 Y'all like Arsenal over Watford?
00:47:59.280 Oh, yeah.
00:48:01.760 Watford is sponsored by Steak, bro.
00:48:07.760 Okay.
00:48:08.140 Y'all like that.
00:48:09.380 Bro, if y'all are really confident, bro, look.
00:48:11.380 I'll put the entire 68,000.
00:48:13.320 I don't see you any no's.
00:48:15.320 Entire 68 bands will make us 50 fucking grand, bro.
00:48:19.000 Some shit like that.
00:48:19.700 No, I'm tripping like 30 bands.
00:48:23.540 Arsenal and Man City.
00:48:28.300 So, if I do like a little parlay.
00:48:31.860 Oh, my God.
00:48:32.580 This is a double up.
00:48:33.580 Wait, wait, wait.
00:48:34.180 Is this a lock?
00:48:35.040 Don't lie.
00:48:35.580 Is this a fucking lock, bro?
00:48:38.140 Is this a lock?
00:48:39.280 Is this a lock?
00:48:39.300 Why is it not a lock, bro?
00:48:54.680 Add Chelsea, too.
00:48:57.380 Yo, that's like a triple up.
00:48:58.900 I'll be rich.
00:49:00.160 Bro, listen, bro.
00:49:00.860 Is this a lock?
00:49:03.580 Is this a lock, bro?
00:49:05.140 Bro.
00:49:09.300 Oh, my God.
00:49:10.180 The entire chat is literally saying yes, bro.
00:49:13.520 Holy fuck.
00:49:16.280 The game starts in two hours.
00:49:18.520 Oh, this is scary.
00:49:22.440 All right.
00:49:23.020 All right.
00:49:23.520 Y'all are saying lock it.
00:49:24.780 Listen, the entire chat is saying lock, bro.
00:49:27.960 That's crazy.
00:49:28.780 It's a motherfucker.
00:49:31.080 Should we add any others?
00:49:32.360 Nah, I feel like.
00:49:33.580 Oh, my God.
00:49:34.400 The whole chat is saying lock.
00:49:36.800 What's the most point I can put in here?
00:49:39.300 Yeah.
00:49:46.240 Oh, you're right, Snaggy Mo.
00:49:48.300 This game is Thursday.
00:49:50.500 You're right about that.
00:49:52.340 You're right, bro.
00:50:00.680 Listen, I swear to God, y'all really think I'm going to cap?
00:50:03.300 If I were to hit this shit, I would literally give out 200 bands in the chat.
00:50:05.900 Oh, God.
00:50:06.280 Like that same day it hits.
00:50:07.640 Swear to God, bro.
00:50:08.260 But I don't even know.
00:50:09.540 Bro.
00:50:12.860 Oh, see.
00:50:14.640 Hold on, bro.
00:50:15.180 Hold on.
00:50:15.480 It's too risky.
00:50:16.540 I can't bet on Chelsea.
00:50:17.520 I can't.
00:50:18.380 Are there any?
00:50:19.060 Chat, look.
00:50:20.380 Low key.
00:50:20.980 I don't even want to bet on.
00:50:21.800 Why does it?
00:50:22.560 Wait, hold on.
00:50:23.040 Chat, I got a question, though.
00:50:23.960 Chat, hold on.
00:50:24.440 Hold on.
00:50:24.640 I got a question.
00:50:26.300 My question is, why the fuck do we have to wait a day for them to play a game?
00:50:32.080 Why?
00:50:34.260 Why?
00:50:36.300 Why?
00:50:36.820 That's a whole fucking day, bro.
00:50:38.320 It's so ass.
00:50:49.500 Oh, this is England.
00:50:52.680 That's why, chat.
00:50:53.860 What do I do?
00:50:59.700 Premier League?
00:51:00.300 Wait, are these both March 6th?
00:51:13.000 One of these, chat, these play today, yeah?
00:51:20.640 Okay, it's a double up.
00:51:21.660 I'll take the double up.
00:51:22.580 Fuck it.
00:51:22.960 I'll take the double up.
00:51:24.140 Do y'all like Arsenal and Man City?
00:51:26.260 Is this a fucking lot?
00:51:37.140 Okay.
00:51:38.400 A lot of you are saying yes.
00:51:39.980 My last question.
00:51:41.960 My last concern.
00:51:44.920 I'm not putting in 600 bands.
00:51:47.140 I'm not putting in 900 bands either.
00:51:48.680 Fuck that.
00:51:49.440 I'm putting in 68 bands, bro.
00:51:52.440 And look, that turns into a nice little flow of cash.
00:51:55.280 My question is this, though.
00:51:57.120 If it draws, I get no money, correct?
00:52:00.220 Just put correct or incorrect.
00:52:03.480 Arsenal's mid.
00:52:05.620 Yo, the odds went down.
00:52:08.960 Okay.
00:52:10.260 Chat.
00:52:11.720 One through 10.
00:52:12.800 10 being the most likely.
00:52:14.940 How likely will there be a draw in any of these games?
00:52:18.920 An eight.
00:52:23.880 Don't do that to me.
00:52:24.840 See, now that's not a lot.
00:52:28.400 What the fuck?
00:52:38.200 See, I don't know what to do, bro.
00:52:40.740 Damn.
00:52:41.060 It's part of the game.
00:52:45.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:51.140 Okay, so.
00:52:53.020 Be honest now.
00:52:54.140 Now that we all, you know what I'm saying?
00:52:56.000 Is this a lock?
00:52:57.280 Yes or no?
00:53:10.220 Man, I'm gonna fucking do it.
00:53:11.380 I'm not no bitch, chat.
00:53:12.440 But put some W's in the fucking chat.
00:53:14.220 But I do want to throw some NBA games in there, too.
00:53:16.600 I like Cleveland a lot.
00:53:18.600 That's a triple up, bro.
00:53:19.700 I'll just take Cleveland.
00:53:22.800 I love that, bro.
00:53:24.040 I know y'all like that, too.
00:53:25.480 You know why?
00:53:26.440 Cleveland is the top three best defense in the NBA, bro.
00:53:29.800 I just gotta check injuries.
00:53:36.020 Memphis, is that a quad?
00:53:42.640 Memphis is kind of scary.
00:53:49.700 Okay, um.
00:53:55.240 Too much?
00:53:56.460 Yeah, but Memphis really is a lock, though, bro.
00:53:58.340 But Houston, you never know.
00:53:59.260 I don't know.
00:54:02.780 It's an extra 30 for a rescue.
00:54:04.600 Yeah, you're right.
00:54:04.960 Okay, let's just look at the Cavs injury report.
00:54:07.120 See, I don't know shit.
00:54:08.220 I don't know shit about soccer.
00:54:09.780 I'm just really trusting you guys.