Adin Live - March 06, 2022


Adin Meets Cartman From SOUTH PARK!

Hosted by
Aidin Ross
Mentioned
Al Gore Add Chelsea Snaggy Moe Grizzlies Timmy Kenny Craig Matt
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Episode Stats


Length

54 minutes

Words per minute

102.22

Word count

5,539

Sentence count

255

Harmful content

Misogyny

38

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Toxicity

395

sentences flagged

Hate speech

53

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Summary

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In this episode, we talk about the new video game, South Park: The Rise of the Lost City of Z, the new South Park movie, and the new carmen's house. We also talk about a new carman's house and a new kid.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 please tell us thy name oh my name bro aiden duh you entered douchebag is that correct yo 0.80
00:00:10.080 we cannot laugh that is the rule you cannot laugh bro matter of fact bro i'm not gonna lie if this
00:00:19.220 game is not hitting we're just gonna watch south park funny moments bro it's the best show of all
00:00:22.380 time it's top three best shows of all time cartoons all time y'all agree do y'all agree
00:00:27.500 top three family guy south park spongebob boom i said it
00:00:31.740 deep in the lands of zarad the humans of koopa keep struggle to stay alive as they are attacked
00:00:45.260 by the wicked drought elves of larnia darkness falls as the humans beg their king to save them
00:00:51.740 a noble king known only as the grand wizard
00:00:54.420 i wanna laugh so bro can i just bro what thousand years the battle has been waged bro what the
00:01:01.100 is bro grand wizard to protect his human followers but even though the wizard king is so undeniably
00:01:06.560 cool the drow elf armies continue their attacks they seek the human's most treasured relic 1.00
00:01:11.680 the stick of truth
00:01:12.980 but the tides of war as soon as news of a new kid spreads throughout the land
00:01:19.340 in order to save the humans the grand wizard must get to the new kid
00:01:23.000 before the drow elves can manipulate his name
00:01:25.240 and use him
00:01:26.260 why that looks so funny
00:01:29.660 i'm sorry bro all right all right all right all right bro come on bro come on come on i get
00:01:43.620 three lives you all get three lives select your skin tone all right boom low yadi of hell 0.83
00:01:51.300 all right um what was i gonna say um
00:01:58.420 no no let me go back bro all right
00:02:11.140 i would say like yeah i'm like right here 0.98
00:02:19.260 what kind of hair do i have chat i got fucking 0.99
00:02:23.260 right now it's like right here to be honest like all 0.96
00:02:30.140 all honesty chat y'all agree like it's like right here bro on god it's like
00:02:33.600 if anything it's like right there bro y'all agree
00:02:36.360 no then what's where bro
00:02:41.680 where is it then
00:02:46.160 this
00:02:48.240 it does not look this bad bro
00:02:51.480 it does not look this bad 1.00
00:02:53.680 i don't look this fucking stupid bro 1.00
00:02:55.860 yo hell no 1.00
00:02:57.360 you guys are dick sucking 1.00
00:02:58.940 i don't look this fucking bad bro 1.00
00:03:01.780 what the fuck 0.99
00:03:05.120 all right bro all right what's something i would wear um 1.00
00:03:08.800 the school shooter of hell 0.74
00:03:12.000 nah nah nah um
00:03:13.440 what would i wear bro
00:03:16.760 all right you know what
00:03:21.920 i see this one
00:03:23.440 if anything like
00:03:24.800 you guys agree
00:03:26.120 naked 0.99
00:03:33.000 naked 0.98
00:03:33.060 you can't go naked in this game bro 0.71
00:03:35.720 oh you can customize your shirt
00:03:47.540 oh
00:03:48.000 white tee
00:03:51.680 can i get my pants
00:03:54.020 oh you can
00:03:54.900 cool
00:03:55.220 white tee
00:03:56.460 that's not white 0.54
00:03:58.500 that's white
00:04:00.320 do i look comp chat
00:04:06.360 yes or no let me know right now
00:04:07.880 i'm like 0.77
00:04:09.120 black
00:04:10.460 you know what i wear those
00:04:11.720 red baby shorts
00:04:12.740 nah
00:04:13.040 wait what
00:04:16.840 wait what is this not good
00:04:19.460 mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid 0.90
00:04:23.820 it's a mid
00:04:24.260 it's a mid
00:04:24.680 it's a mid
00:04:25.020 it's a mid
00:04:25.340 it's a mid
00:04:25.680 black 0.55
00:04:31.960 i look like a school 0.99
00:04:37.040 oh black hair color
00:04:44.220 my hair is brown
00:04:46.040 all right
00:04:46.560 do you guys have facial hair 1.00
00:05:15.640 what the fuck 0.99
00:05:17.920 what's up 0.99
00:05:21.580 nah i'm not no gang affiliated
00:05:23.960 pimples
00:05:26.140 i don't know bro
00:05:28.860 i honestly don't know
00:05:30.320 there's no beard
00:05:31.340 keep the mud
00:05:35.020 because you're always dirty
00:05:35.920 all right bro 0.99
00:05:37.460 y'all are weird
00:05:38.160 i wear
00:05:40.220 i used to wear glasses
00:05:41.260 remember when i got laser eye surgery
00:05:42.760 all right come on we good
00:05:44.580 okay bye
00:05:45.980 all right chat here we go
00:05:47.520 isn't that carmen's house
00:06:05.460 what's my house chat
00:06:08.060 fire
00:06:09.560 well i think that's everything
00:06:11.280 that's my mom
00:06:11.960 we did it hun 0.99
00:06:12.780 damn that 1.00
00:06:13.320 damn she's damn 1.00
00:06:14.700 it's a new beginning 1.00
00:06:15.860 shit at my mom 0.99
00:06:16.460 things are finally going to be good 0.99
00:06:18.540 do you really think it will be better for
00:06:21.020 him
00:06:22.120 they won't look for him here
00:06:26.280 we just need to make sure he doesn't attract any attention
00:06:29.020 come on
00:06:30.220 let's see how he's doing
00:06:31.540 what if i'm
00:06:33.880 sweetie
00:06:34.180 be my meat
00:06:34.840 hon you all dressed
00:06:35.900 hey champ
00:06:41.240 how do you like your new room
00:06:42.820 i know it's a big change for all of us
00:06:46.520 but
00:06:46.800 son
00:06:47.520 do you
00:06:48.500 remember
00:06:49.820 why we moved to this quiet little mountain town
00:06:51.980 he doesn't remember
00:06:55.480 he doesn't remember at all
00:06:56.720 that's good
00:06:57.080 that's good he doesn't remember
00:06:58.120 yo i'm gonna lie this game is fire
00:06:59.840 it's like i'm in the show
00:07:01.060 lots of fun here
00:07:02.220 why don't you go out and make some friends 0.99
00:07:04.240 fuck i'm actually 1.00
00:07:05.460 i'm not good at this shit bro 1.00
00:07:07.380 like 0.99
00:07:07.680 like normal kids
00:07:09.360 i'm gonna lie
00:07:10.100 we got some money for you on the kitchen counter sweetie
00:07:12.000 just
00:07:12.560 be back before it gets dark
00:07:14.440 w parents
00:07:15.160 oh yeah
00:07:15.740 i gotta be friends with carmen 0.99
00:07:16.900 funniest motherfucker 0.99
00:07:17.660 yeah we love you too 1.00
00:07:19.440 sorry dad
00:07:21.120 alright
00:07:21.840 to open doors and containers
00:07:26.480 talk to people's face
00:07:27.560 press space
00:07:28.300 okay
00:07:29.220 find some kids to play with
00:07:34.120 i love playing with kids
00:07:35.380 bro chat
00:07:43.960 don't make that weird bro 1.00
00:07:45.380 y'all are weird as fuck bro 1.00
00:07:47.280 damn 1.00
00:07:48.600 go on outside 0.99
00:07:50.980 go on outside sweetie
00:07:51.320 go look around the neighborhood
00:07:52.480 go on outside sweetie
00:07:54.920 isn't there a back door
00:07:58.020 what's up dad
00:08:05.060 you alright
00:08:07.140 come on son
00:08:08.760 get out there
00:08:09.420 make friends
00:08:10.100 i don't wanna go outside
00:08:11.460 oh the money
00:08:13.360 i need the money on the counter
00:08:14.260 wait
00:08:14.840 tripping
00:08:15.960 wait
00:08:25.280 why is the mom
00:08:26.980 in the kitchen chat
00:08:28.040 out of
00:08:28.740 she could have been anywhere
00:08:30.540 it wasn't a request
00:08:32.200 it was a command
00:08:33.220 now get out there
00:08:34.360 and make some friends 0.99
00:08:35.600 what the fuck 0.99
00:08:36.980 what kind of 0.99
00:08:40.280 what the
00:08:40.980 okay
00:08:47.920 go outside and find some friends
00:08:50.100 i got it
00:08:50.640 bro i need to find 0.99
00:08:53.100 oh shit it's butters 0.99
00:08:56.060 i don't wanna be butters's friend 1.00
00:08:59.380 hell no
00:09:01.120 help somebody
00:09:02.340 i can't hold out much longer
00:09:03.980 help
00:09:04.660 hey no fair
00:09:07.960 that's cheating
00:09:08.620 i'm gonna tell my mom
00:09:09.780 thanks kid
00:09:11.740 i didn't realize he had a health potion
00:09:13.540 but my name is butters the merciful
00:09:15.920 man no bro
00:09:17.660 we should be friends
00:09:19.220 i love him he's such a nice kid
00:09:21.400 but no bro
00:09:22.600 all right
00:09:24.820 there's a new kid
00:09:25.620 but me and him are friends
00:09:26.720 this way nobody picks on him
00:09:28.700 aww 0.78
00:09:29.280 okay this is like my facebook
00:09:30.400 thanks butters
00:09:32.040 actually
00:09:32.400 now that we're friends
00:09:33.680 you should speak with the wizard king
00:09:35.180 he's been talking about your arrival
00:09:36.820 the wizard lives this way
00:09:38.300 in the greenhouse
00:09:38.980 over there
00:09:39.660 wait is it cartman
00:09:40.600 hey where are you from
00:09:41.800 where'd you live before moving here
00:09:45.640 did i colorado 0.98
00:09:49.000 what the fuck 0.99
00:09:50.640 all hail the grand wizard 1.00
00:09:58.020 so you are the new kid
00:10:00.760 your coming was foretold
00:10:02.640 by coldwell banker
00:10:03.620 i am the wizard king
00:10:05.640 but the time for talk
00:10:07.260 is not nag 0.98
00:10:08.060 let me show you my kingdom 1.00
00:10:09.460 the fuck 0.99
00:10:11.980 all right bro 1.00
00:10:15.140 oh who's your new friend eric 0.97
00:10:18.720 shut up mom 1.00
00:10:19.460 not now 0.99
00:10:19.880 yo
00:10:20.340 yo
00:10:22.520 this game is fire
00:10:26.300 welcome
00:10:29.060 to the kingdom of koopa keep 1.00
00:10:31.240 what the fuck 1.00
00:10:33.840 in his backyard 1.00
00:10:34.600 clive
00:10:36.720 our weapon shop here
00:10:37.840 is tended by clive
00:10:38.940 a level 14 warrior
00:10:40.200 here you can see
00:10:42.560 our massive stables
00:10:43.460 overseen by the level 9 ranger
00:10:45.320 scott malkinson
00:10:46.300 who has the power
00:10:47.420 of diabetes
00:10:48.140 yo
00:10:48.980 and here of course
00:10:50.760 is the breathtaking
00:10:51.600 and lovely princess king
00:10:52.980 the fairest maiden
00:10:54.300 and now the kingdom
00:10:54.880 don't ask
00:10:56.100 what can you want
00:10:56.620 to be a chick 0.95
00:10:57.100 it's just how
00:10:57.620 he seems to be rolling
00:10:58.260 right now
00:10:59.360 yo
00:11:01.360 elven king
00:11:02.820 what
00:11:03.180 this is the new
00:11:03.860 elven ring king 1.00
00:11:04.880 where the fuck it is 0.99
00:11:05.760 all right carmen 0.99
00:11:06.520 wow
00:11:08.280 you have been sought out
00:11:12.360 new kid
00:11:12.720 because humans everywhere
00:11:13.840 are in great danger
00:11:14.840 i need something from you
00:11:16.320 and in return
00:11:17.000 i am prepared to allow you
00:11:18.460 into my kingdom
00:11:19.060 i know you are very excited
00:11:20.480 it's time for your first quest
00:11:22.500 but first
00:11:23.180 please tell us
00:11:24.320 thy name
00:11:25.040 oh my name bro
00:11:28.260 well aiden duh 0.98
00:11:29.080 you entered douchebag 0.96
00:11:32.560 is that correct 0.97
00:11:33.280 yo
00:11:33.740 yo
00:11:36.900 are you sure
00:11:38.520 you want to keep the name 0.97
00:11:39.480 douchebag 0.98
00:11:40.180 no 0.82
00:11:40.760 very well douchebag 0.92
00:11:42.040 you will now 0.98
00:11:42.900 no
00:11:43.280 fighter
00:11:44.160 mage 0.98
00:11:44.740 thief 0.86
00:11:45.260 or jew
00:11:45.940 what the 1.00
00:11:47.240 what the fuck 1.00
00:11:48.880 the jew has his own category 1.00
00:11:51.140 oh hell no
00:11:54.000 well i'm jewish
00:11:56.880 so i gotta choose jew
00:11:58.000 but
00:11:58.340 what the
00:11:59.920 oh hell no 0.80
00:12:07.300 you have
00:12:07.920 so i guess we'll never really be friends
00:12:09.660 yo
00:12:10.500 you have
00:12:15.180 so i guess we'll never really be friends 0.96
00:12:16.920 welcome to the kkk douchebag the jew 1.00
00:12:20.740 yo 0.98
00:12:21.260 can i even play this game
00:12:24.960 now visit the weapon shop
00:12:25.860 procure yourself a weapon
00:12:27.220 and we shall teach you to fetch
00:12:28.400 yo
00:12:31.300 this game is 0.99
00:12:33.320 why am i wearing a fucking 0.99
00:12:34.760 yarmulke bro 0.99
00:12:35.960 bro
00:12:38.860 would you like to see my wares weary traveler
00:12:41.180 perhaps you would like to hear tips and rumors for two dollars
00:12:44.060 no
00:12:45.900 buy and sell
00:12:46.780 a jewish staff
00:12:50.720 bro
00:12:51.300 i'm not gonna lie
00:12:51.760 i'm not playing this game bro
00:12:52.680 my mom would be so mad 1.00
00:12:54.480 bro 1.00
00:12:55.100 what the fuck is this bro 1.00
00:12:57.500 don't let it bother you 1.00
00:12:59.520 don't let it bother you that there's a game to be played
00:13:00.540 bro
00:13:01.680 all right
00:13:03.420 i guess i have to buy the jewish staff
00:13:05.400 ah
00:13:07.580 a lovely purchase
00:13:08.660 all right
00:13:10.560 equipment
00:13:11.180 yo
00:13:12.400 yo
00:13:14.480 oh my god 1.00
00:13:17.700 what the fuck 0.99
00:13:23.020 all right 0.98
00:13:25.660 can i buy any consumables
00:13:27.440 oh you can't
00:13:29.540 all right
00:13:29.820 just a weapon
00:13:30.600 new kid has checked out everything in my backyard
00:13:32.700 hardcore gamer
00:13:33.520 wow
00:13:33.920 and he recognized that
00:13:36.060 yo carmen
00:13:36.640 i ain't gonna lie bro
00:13:37.320 like i said
00:13:37.900 like
00:13:39.060 i
00:13:40.620 yeah
00:13:41.060 i just
00:13:42.080 i am a gamer
00:13:42.740 you know i'm a gamer
00:13:43.880 i'm a gamer
00:13:44.500 good
00:13:45.060 now how about you equip your weapon
00:13:46.740 instead of carrying it in a bag
00:13:47.900 where it's completely useless
00:13:48.720 sorry 0.97
00:13:49.880 a jewish staff
00:13:52.600 bro
00:13:54.200 that's so
00:13:55.440 bro
00:13:55.820 a jew
00:13:57.500 bro
00:13:57.900 who thought to make a jewish staff bro
00:14:00.500 ah you have procured a weapon
00:14:04.280 nurse
00:14:04.780 it's now time to teach you how to fight
00:14:06.900 i want you to take your new weapon
00:14:08.840 and
00:14:09.260 with the bravery of a noble knight
00:14:10.860 beat up clad
00:14:11.860 what 1.00
00:14:12.420 kick clad's ass new kid 1.00
00:14:13.520 what i do 1.00
00:14:14.240 i'm the king clad
00:14:15.360 and the king wishes to be amused
00:14:16.720 go on new kid 1.00
00:14:17.540 kick his ass 1.00
00:14:18.000 yo 1.00
00:14:18.600 i'm gonna kick your ass 1.00
00:14:22.100 clad you have to wait your turn 1.00
00:14:23.740 that's lame
00:14:24.860 no clad it's like olden times
00:14:26.780 you have to wait your turn
00:14:27.860 like in the middle ages clad
00:14:29.100 i know it's lame clad 0.99
00:14:30.340 but that's how we're fucking doing it 0.99
00:14:31.680 all right douchebag 0.99
00:14:32.800 bash clad's face in 0.96
00:14:33.740 don't be shocked
00:14:34.300 okay
00:14:35.080 critical hit
00:14:35.940 so it's like mortal kombat
00:14:37.860 left click and select your action
00:14:40.700 oh this is fire
00:14:41.500 okay jewish staff 0.63
00:14:42.520 when your weapon flashes 0.67
00:14:45.200 left click to attack
00:14:46.160 come on fight
00:14:47.500 too late
00:14:52.000 oh
00:14:52.640 oh my god
00:14:54.560 it's butters all over again
00:14:55.680 okay look
00:14:56.440 try putting your back into it
00:14:57.720 at the last possible moment
00:14:58.660 okay i got it
00:15:00.100 i got it
00:15:00.840 oh
00:15:06.680 you gotta keep going
00:15:07.940 oh
00:15:09.060 try again
00:15:09.640 focus right before you strike
00:15:11.120 oh my god i celebrated too early
00:15:12.600 i got you
00:15:13.060 oh
00:15:15.400 oh hell yeah 1.00
00:15:17.820 clad's your bitch 1.00
00:15:18.560 all right clad's wearing harm 1.00
00:15:19.960 in order to hurt him 0.99
00:15:20.880 i want you to hit clad as hard as you can 1.00
00:15:22.400 power attack douchebag 1.00
00:15:29.720 you need to really hurt clad 0.99
00:15:30.720 power attack
00:15:31.880 oh right click
00:15:35.800 when your weapon flashes
00:15:36.720 right click
00:15:37.160 didn't count 1.00
00:15:39.080 oh shit dude 1.00
00:15:40.300 i think i see blood 1.00
00:15:41.080 fucking nice brah 0.98
00:15:42.180 it's exactly what you do to guys with armor like that 0.99
00:15:44.060 okay listen up
00:15:45.300 the key to surviving in battle
00:15:46.620 is not to get hit in the box
00:15:47.920 clad it's your turn to attack 0.99
00:15:49.380 douchebag 0.99
00:15:49.840 protect your boss
00:15:50.620 right click when you see the indic
00:15:53.380 right click when you see the indicator
00:15:56.220 it's a block
00:15:56.820 prepare yourself
00:15:58.340 ow
00:16:01.640 no no i said protect
00:16:02.960 protect your boss
00:16:03.740 well i didn't know
00:16:04.420 okay
00:16:04.880 i did it
00:16:10.280 yes that's what i'm talking about
00:16:11.960 dude you're already way better than clad
00:16:13.540 okay
00:16:14.580 okay so blocking
00:16:16.580 okay i got it
00:16:17.240 it's time to use your heroic powers
00:16:18.980 using your ability takes power points
00:16:20.840 or pp for short
00:16:21.960 pp 0.97
00:16:23.180 if you have a fucking better name for them 1.00
00:16:25.280 than fucking say it clad 1.00
00:16:26.280 fucking asshole 1.00
00:16:27.200 i'm the king 1.00
00:16:28.480 and i say it pp 1.00
00:16:29.560 what the fuck 0.99
00:16:30.780 use your jew ability to make clad paper 1.00
00:16:32.580 yo
00:16:33.000 what's my jew ability
00:16:35.620 cast the first stone at
00:16:38.760 the sling of david
00:16:40.420 bro
00:16:41.540 alright bro
00:16:42.640 i ain't gonna lie bro
00:16:43.400 this is actually getting out of hand bro
00:16:45.180 it's a jewish star
00:16:47.560 mash a and d
00:16:50.260 and then left click to fire 1.00
00:16:51.400 what the fuck 1.00
00:16:55.800 sick 1.00
00:16:59.920 dude that was pretty lame 0.85
00:17:01.060 try it again dude
00:17:01.740 okay okay so
00:17:02.660 mash it and click
00:17:06.480 i dodged that 1.00
00:17:11.400 way to wipe that smile off his stupid face douchebag 1.00
00:17:13.820 now do it one more time 1.00
00:17:15.100 finish him
00:17:15.700 what i was going easy
00:17:17.140 take this
00:17:18.000 i'm getting better chat 1.00
00:17:21.220 fuck 0.99
00:17:22.120 why can't i select 0.99
00:17:31.560 oh i need pp6
00:17:32.780 okay bet
00:17:33.320 uh okay so cancel
00:17:35.420 jewish staff
00:17:37.400 oh
00:17:39.280 second
00:17:42.040 chat mic doing good
00:17:47.120 okay yeah okay
00:17:50.600 i won
00:17:55.660 dude that was awesome
00:18:01.780 you were all like
00:18:02.500 demon clapping
00:18:03.160 all like
00:18:03.460 okay okay
00:18:05.860 you prove yourself worthy 0.99
00:18:06.980 douchebag 0.99
00:18:07.400 now come inside the war tent
00:18:08.800 bro this game is so fire bro
00:18:12.360 i'm glad this game is
00:18:14.300 meet carmen inside the tent
00:18:15.660 well here it is
00:18:19.080 the reason why humans and elves are locked in a never ending war
00:18:21.920 the relic for which human and elf are willing to die
00:18:24.440 the stick of truth 1.00
00:18:27.160 what the fuck 0.99
00:18:28.280 just two days ago we took the stick back from the elves 1.00
00:18:31.420 our kingdom was dying but now it thrives
00:18:33.340 for whoever controls the stick controls the universe
00:18:35.820 don't gaze at it too long
00:18:37.620 for its power is too much for mere mortals to look at
00:18:40.180 now that you have seen the stick of truth let's discuss your dues
00:18:43.900 being a member of my kingdom costs 9.95 for the first week
00:18:46.680 four dollars of which is tax deductible
00:18:48.320 alarm 0.99
00:18:48.920 what the fuck 0.99
00:18:50.340 someone has sounded the alarm 0.99
00:18:51.400 alarm alarm alarm
00:18:52.760 what is it
00:18:53.520 the elves are attacking
00:18:54.580 oh my god
00:18:55.420 defensive position
00:18:56.540 wait a minute
00:18:59.040 should i grab the stick
00:19:00.100 just defend it okay 0.91
00:19:05.940 douchebag come help us 1.00
00:19:09.080 i'm coming
00:19:09.760 why is it
00:19:11.760 don't let them through 1.00
00:19:13.320 give us the stick humans 1.00
00:19:15.080 fuck you drow elf 1.00
00:19:16.400 come and get it 1.00
00:19:17.520 guard the stick of truth while we defend the fortress
00:19:20.220 aye aye
00:19:21.140 aye aye
00:19:22.020 we're not paying pirates
00:19:22.900 this is your chance to prove yourself 0.99
00:19:25.760 hold off the asshole elves at all costs 1.00
00:19:28.340 come on 1.00
00:19:34.360 do it douchebag 1.00
00:19:37.220 kick these elves asses 1.00
00:19:38.120 a 2v1 is crazy 1.00
00:19:39.880 bruh 0.93
00:19:43.540 you're wounded douchebag potions will heal you 0.94
00:19:45.340 here 0.97
00:19:45.600 okay bad
00:19:58.500 we'll say you can have one potion every turn
00:20:00.020 i asked for five but this was a cover
00:20:01.560 okay bad bad bad bad bad 0.97
00:20:02.920 this guy's fast douchebag 0.98
00:20:03.680 try to block all his attacks 0.98
00:20:04.720 there we go
00:20:09.160 well if this job doesn't work out 0.66
00:20:10.560 at least you've got a future as a training dummy
00:20:11.880 come on get it right
00:20:12.920 bro what
00:20:14.360 oh it's white click 1.00
00:20:16.880 oh i'm a dumb ass 1.00
00:20:18.440 oh here we go chat 1.00
00:20:37.720 star david of hell
00:20:40.180 wait what do i do
00:20:46.660 when do i
00:20:49.800 ow
00:20:51.640 what do i do 0.99
00:21:01.200 click it when it flashes dumbass 0.97
00:21:05.300 right click or left click 0.98
00:21:07.560 come on fight 1.00
00:21:09.740 gotcha bitch 1.00
00:21:15.940 are you gonna loot them 1.00
00:21:25.840 you're losing
00:21:26.520 stop losing
00:21:27.400 but i don't want to make them feel bad 1.00
00:21:29.500 you got this douchebag 1.00
00:21:36.620 you're mine now 1.00
00:21:38.140 what are you waiting for douchebag 1.00
00:21:44.160 that guy's just standing there 1.00
00:21:45.140 go kick his ass 1.00
00:21:45.820 what 1.00
00:21:50.420 oh man he was totally waiting for you dude
00:21:53.340 you can't just hit him like that
00:21:54.640 why 0.78
00:21:55.440 kick counter million 0.62
00:21:57.100 what was that
00:21:57.480 use arrows
00:21:58.200 oh i see
00:21:58.940 you need to try a different tactic to damage him
00:22:01.140 look at that archer hiding behind his friend like a wood
00:22:03.460 switch to your arrows 1.00
00:22:04.540 you snipe that little bitch 1.00
00:22:05.940 yo 1.00
00:22:06.700 sweet now you can hit the guy in the back 1.00
00:22:09.900 go for the pink mist 0.97
00:22:11.040 come on fight
00:22:16.000 oh wait a minute 1.00
00:22:18.560 that's what you get for fucking with the wizard king 1.00
00:22:20.240 wait a minute 1.00
00:22:21.140 careful douchebag 0.99
00:22:24.380 that guy's ready for your arrows now 0.99
00:22:25.740 you gotta try something else
00:22:26.900 i don't get it
00:22:31.300 stop kicking around 0.94
00:22:51.520 i'm a demon 0.98
00:22:55.180 his 1hp 1.00
00:22:56.740 say you swear to fucking god he got 1hp bro 1.00
00:23:00.040 great job douchebags 1.00
00:23:06.780 1hp like woo yo 0.96
00:23:12.940 i'll me loot him 0.92
00:23:15.100 shall we loot him 1.00
00:23:15.700 kick their asses new kid 1.00
00:23:16.660 i got you back 1.00
00:23:17.500 why does carbon not do anything
00:23:20.760 fight
00:23:23.120 fight to the top 0.98
00:23:24.140 let's do this douchebag 1.00
00:23:29.660 a shield 0.97
00:23:35.880 okay that guy has a shield
00:23:37.040 shields are super weak 0.81
00:23:38.900 just hit them with your simplest hit
00:23:40.100 over and over to wear them down quickly 0.97
00:23:41.320 okay
00:23:42.380 got him
00:23:56.120 yeah that's how you do it
00:23:56.960 the other elf let his guard down
00:23:58.280 now's your chance
00:23:58.940 power attack his armor
00:24:00.020 oh jeez 1.00
00:24:08.100 if you don't hit this bitch as hard as you can 1.00
00:24:10.320 her arm is gonna soak up all the damage 1.00
00:24:12.040 am i doing good chat
00:24:13.580 hey
00:24:18.400 if that was a power attack
00:24:20.720 oh power attack
00:24:22.400 oh it's on
00:24:28.900 that's it
00:24:29.240 now finish him
00:24:30.540 ow
00:24:34.400 jeez
00:24:39.660 i wanna scream it so bad
00:24:43.080 me too perk
00:24:43.680 he's gonna say
00:24:44.280 i wanna say it so bad
00:24:46.040 drow elves fall back
00:24:48.140 fall back i say
00:24:49.440 yeah
00:24:51.220 awesome dude 1.00
00:24:52.480 take that you asshole elves 1.00
00:24:54.200 better luck next time 1.00
00:24:55.600 na na na na na na
00:24:57.060 we still control the universe
00:24:58.620 ha ha ha ha ha
00:24:59.720 it's gone
00:25:01.340 what
00:25:02.580 the stick of truth
00:25:03.840 the elves got it 0.99
00:25:05.280 that was your one god damn job 0.99
00:25:09.620 clad 1.00
00:25:10.060 to guard the stick of fucking truth 1.00
00:25:12.160 clad 1.00
00:25:14.920 you are hereby
00:25:16.580 banished from space and time
00:25:18.520 what
00:25:18.960 no you can't do that
00:25:20.980 yeah i can
00:25:21.660 you're banished and lost in time and space 0.92
00:25:23.540 yeah go home clad 0.99
00:25:25.140 you fought bravely on the battlefield douchebag 0.99
00:25:27.920 the duke can make me a douchebag 0.98
00:25:29.760 but you sure can fight 1.00
00:25:30.820 shut up scott nobody cares what you think 1.00
00:25:32.340 anyways we have a bigger problem now 0.99
00:25:34.440 the stick of truth has been stolen
00:25:36.000 and we must assemble our entire army in order to get it back
00:25:38.780 but our three best warriors still haven't reported for duty my king
00:25:41.660 our newest member can take care of that 0.85
00:25:43.400 douchebag i want you to go out into the neighborhood and find my greatest warriors 0.89
00:25:47.120 token tweak and craig i'm texting their pictures to your personal inventory device now 0.97
00:25:51.280 but beware the lands outside are full of marauding drow elves monsters and sixth graders 1.00
00:25:56.500 be sure you're well equipped now go and send my warriors here
00:26:00.040 fighters go with him 0.98
00:26:02.820 all right so i gotta go find a fucking um 0.99
00:26:08.480 you kids be careful now 0.98
00:26:17.360 why didn't miss cartman add me 1.00
00:26:19.560 my eric certainly has a lot of little playmates
00:26:21.920 he's such a friendly boy
00:26:23.440 i've had my problems raising eric
00:26:26.200 i made some powdered donut pancake surprise
00:26:28.580 if you boys get hungry later
00:26:30.120 why did she add me though chat
00:26:33.400 we aren't allowed to go into this
00:26:41.280 okay
00:26:42.880 so i am currently right here
00:26:45.560 your location is okay i can fast over right
00:26:47.520 hover over this location which the question is sending you
00:26:50.020 oh i see quests wait
00:26:54.500 okay
00:27:07.560 okay
00:27:07.600 if you want to run instead of walk
00:27:17.000 what the
00:27:21.700 my dad
00:27:23.600 yo
00:27:27.520 you guys are saying guy
00:27:35.260 the wizard king says i'm too ginger to be one of the humans
00:27:42.860 but paladin butters lets me be a squire on the slide
00:27:45.400 yo
00:27:45.760 upgrade how i upgrade it
00:27:52.780 i don't get it
00:28:15.580 oh i gotta shoot this 1.00
00:28:16.400 what the fuck 0.99
00:28:22.340 so like what do i do chat 0.99
00:28:28.940 okay
00:28:36.480 and
00:28:39.160 oh
00:28:41.700 you
00:28:48.440 go
00:28:49.760 go
00:28:52.960 and
00:28:53.580 they 0.97
00:28:55.900 um Matt I know I'm right there but what the fuck how do I travel 0.99
00:29:06.540 okay I gotta break the barrier 0.99
00:29:24.540 I gotta feed the streets
00:29:26.140 simping respectfully don't say that bro
00:29:33.400 got it
00:29:38.640 yo 1.00
00:29:49.160 what the fuck is that bro 1.00
00:29:52.540 bro 1.00
00:29:54.360 what the fuck bro 1.00
00:30:27.140 come on butters 1.00
00:30:30.500 hold many dangers new kid yeah you moved to the wrong realm
00:30:34.440 bro what the 1.00
00:30:44.460 die asshole 1.00
00:30:48.840 punk man 1.00
00:30:54.180 so if they have armor do I right or left click
00:30:57.700 I control butter too
00:31:01.180 yeah that's it little buddy
00:31:05.560 I better wait a turn before I do any more healing
00:31:08.720 oh my
00:31:22.260 oh my
00:31:24.380 I don't get it oh 0.99
00:31:35.860 I could use some goddamn poontang right now 1.00
00:31:37.940 it looks bad here take some of this magic cure potion 0.99
00:31:40.920 all right I'm good chat
00:31:50.300 you can always carry a few potions
00:31:51.500 don't get grounded for raiding the apothecary's pantry like I do 0.99
00:31:53.980 bitch please 1.00
00:31:57.920 fuck they can heal too 1.00
00:32:04.800 you want some of this 1.00
00:32:08.080 fuck man 1.00
00:32:11.240 you'll pay for that 1.00
00:32:18.740 bro
00:32:20.020 that wasn't so bad
00:32:22.740 a jujitsu
00:32:31.380 utilize a secret jewish material art to pummel your 1.00
00:32:35.660 bro what the
00:32:38.020 that didn't count
00:32:43.720 that didn't count 0.58
00:32:47.720 goddammit 1.00
00:32:53.720 that's OP as a motherfucker 1.00
00:33:21.420 oh shit 1.00
00:33:23.740 shit 1.00
00:33:25.980 man I could be watching tv right now 1.00
00:33:35.800 man I could be watching tv right now 1.00
00:33:37.800 fuck 1.00
00:33:58.120 fuck okay um 1.00
00:33:59.560 we're still doing this right 1.00
00:34:05.040 right click when butter's hammer flashes
00:34:09.960 no 0.99
00:34:17.460 fuck 1.00
00:34:19.460 let's go 1.00
00:34:47.200 I think I'm fucked I'm not gonna lie chat 0.99
00:34:49.500 you're not waiting on me are you 1.00
00:34:55.680 and that's game
00:35:02.020 oh I just farted 1.00
00:35:09.300 fuck 1.00
00:35:09.800 fuck 1.00
00:35:09.820 well hey officer butt baby 1.00
00:35:20.720 that's butt brady 0.95
00:35:22.060 wait
00:35:22.800 going
00:35:25.460 going down to south park
00:35:26.400 where are your parents
00:35:27.400 what happens if you hit the cop
00:35:33.300 cheese 1.00
00:35:36.900 what kind of monster are you 1.00
00:35:43.140 that's a girl 1.00
00:35:43.820 that's a girl 0.98
00:35:43.940 that's a girl 0.98
00:35:44.760 that's a girl 0.98
00:35:44.880 this here is the marketplace
00:35:58.460 this is where heroes can come for adventuring gear
00:36:00.520 nose jabs and abortions 1.00
00:36:01.960 what the fuck 1.00
00:36:03.800 am I going our way 0.99
00:36:08.280 if I'm right there
00:36:12.980 yeah you got to go up the street
00:36:14.340 okay
00:36:14.680 carby gave me a swirly in that public bathroom over there one time
00:36:28.180 oh you want some of this
00:36:28.980 oh hell no 0.85
00:36:30.600 playing pirate is better than being a pirate 0.99
00:36:32.220 who wants to live in stinky old somalia anyway 0.95
00:36:34.160 why didn't it let me up that way 0.97
00:36:45.980 okay 1.00
00:36:53.700 if I upgrade this shit 0.99
00:36:54.960 increases the damage 1.00
00:36:56.800 yeah
00:36:57.160 oh or I could have upgraded one of these
00:37:00.840 sure is a lot of walking
00:37:08.860 no chat
00:37:10.600 I don't think it lets you go that way bro
00:37:11.800 do I?
00:37:30.840 I want to play
00:37:34.780 I am a pirate king
00:37:41.140 I am a pirate king 0.89
00:37:45.060 I am a pirate king 0.99
00:37:45.100 I hope you're not playing that dumb game with everyone 1.00
00:37:54.180 bro I'll kill that girl 1.00
00:37:57.100 bro it does not let me go this way 1.00
00:37:59.240 oh yeah it does
00:38:00.120 see
00:38:02.300 oh wait
00:38:04.740 this movie is really sweet
00:38:09.180 too bad you guys can't see it
00:38:10.640 hey
00:38:11.400 over here
00:38:12.520 don't worry
00:38:13.840 I'm not here to hurt you
00:38:15.020 it's me
00:38:15.920 Al Gore
00:38:16.800 you know Al Gore
00:38:18.240 I'm super important
00:38:19.380 alright look
00:38:20.340 I've detected some very strange activity in this area
00:38:23.240 I believe we are dealing with
00:38:25.140 man bear pig
00:38:26.160 yes
00:38:26.720 the man bear pig
00:38:28.000 I know you're scared
00:38:29.180 but I need help
00:38:30.000 take these and place them in the location specified on the man bear map
00:38:33.400 pig
00:38:33.800 and now I'm going to make you my friend on facebook 0.99
00:38:37.060 this is very prestigious
00:38:38.920 you have my email now
00:38:40.960 but don't give it out to anybody
00:38:42.960 I'm super serial 0.99
00:38:44.600 what the fuck 0.99
00:38:45.700 hurry we must know if man bear pig is here or not 1.00
00:38:47.760 okay
00:38:52.240 find the tweak at the
00:38:58.780 okay so I gotta go in the tweak bros coffee
00:39:01.280 Timmy can take you
00:39:06.540 okay yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:39:07.660 welcome to tweak coffee
00:39:09.380 coffee made with ingredients supplied by local organic suppliers
00:39:13.020 it's local coffee brewed locally
00:39:15.500 tweak
00:39:16.180 tweak
00:39:17.040 have you picked up the fresh local ingredients
00:39:20.480 I'm still trying to do all my chores
00:39:23.760 well hurry up son
00:39:24.940 the family business is relying on you 1.00
00:39:26.920 the fuck 1.00
00:39:29.860 you will never get laid looking like that kid 1.00
00:39:32.860 oh
00:39:35.860 what's this
00:39:43.800 huh
00:39:44.220 now
00:39:44.840 the guy's TV now
00:39:45.980 well there's no way man
00:39:46.980 there's way too much to do
00:39:48.600 how am I supposed to do all this
00:39:50.380 wait
00:39:50.960 you
00:39:51.460 could you go get the four o'clock delivery for me
00:39:53.660 if you do I can finish here and then I'll still have time to play
00:39:56.580 please
00:39:57.360 he's a tweak
00:39:58.220 it's a Kenny's house
00:39:58.920 like always
00:39:59.560 someone said that's XQC
00:40:01.280 he'll give you the delivery
00:40:01.560 tweaks pick up order
00:40:03.720 recruit tweak
00:40:04.600 how am I
00:40:06.040 more coffee
00:40:06.880 need more coffee 1.00
00:40:08.280 what the fuck 0.99
00:40:09.940 what's my quest 0.95
00:40:15.820 find tweak at the tweak
00:40:18.620 and see if you can join your game 0.88
00:40:20.020 what the fuck do I do 0.99
00:40:21.160 oh I gotta go see Kenny's mom 0.99
00:40:26.880 I can fast travel though right 0.99
00:40:44.860 what the fuck 0.99
00:41:08.440 okay 0.99
00:41:08.760 how do I go to
00:41:15.120 Kenny's house
00:41:16.560 see why isn't
00:41:20.540 oh
00:41:20.820 that's Craig's house
00:41:22.640 can I fast travel
00:41:23.640 anywhere over here
00:41:24.680 no way token lives like that 0.98
00:41:32.360 ain't no fucking way bro 0.98
00:41:35.760 oh you want some of this 0.98
00:41:38.060 hey you can't want to see a movie
00:41:38.920 oh that's right
00:41:39.680 you can't
00:41:40.080 cause you've made it all
00:41:40.800 and it's too mature for you 0.99
00:41:42.060 token's house is this fucking big 0.99
00:41:47.640 this is a gated community sir 0.99
00:41:57.440 we do not
00:41:58.320 if you try again 0.91
00:42:03.240 I will pepper spray you back to the stone age 0.99
00:42:06.340 I warn you 0.99
00:42:12.780 if you try again 0.98
00:42:17.320 I will pepper spray you back to the stone age 0.99
00:42:20.400 what 0.92
00:42:21.080 10k1 in
00:42:22.400 y'all feeling it
00:42:23.740 hey I'm not gonna question you guys bro
00:42:27.040 I love y'all
00:42:28.460 I'm not gonna question y'all
00:42:29.420 y'all really all saying one hand 10k
00:42:31.060 nah I don't understand what you just said 1.00
00:42:41.960 man this chat just fucked me bro 1.00
00:42:44.940 nice 0.99
00:42:45.320 hey nice chat by the way bro
00:42:46.880 nice chat
00:42:48.100 nice chat by the way bro
00:42:49.740 I'm sorry
00:42:54.040 okay I love you guys bro
00:42:55.300 I'm sorry
00:42:55.900 I'm sorry
00:42:56.480 I'm sorry
00:42:57.020 I'm sorry bro
00:42:58.800 I'm sorry
00:42:59.520 alright what's the next call
00:43:00.900 what's the next call
00:43:01.780 what's the next call bro
00:43:05.560 I'll listen bro
00:43:06.600 I'll listen
00:43:07.020 I'll listen
00:43:07.420 I'll listen
00:43:08.120 5k2 hands
00:43:14.200 bro which one of y'all came in my
00:43:18.120 bro
00:43:18.400 no bro I'm not gambling with you
00:43:19.680 no no no no 1.00
00:43:20.520 why can't I just go to one of these fucking tables 0.99
00:43:27.640 thank you bro 1.00
00:43:28.360 2 hands 5k
00:43:29.940 3k 4 hands
00:43:36.060 so many highs on the table bro
00:44:03.620 alright I'm at these 15s
00:44:08.460 6
00:44:08.920 mid mid mid chat
00:44:10.900 mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid
00:44:14.340 6
00:44:14.900 it's alright
00:44:16.980 I don't got 20 you don't
00:44:19.560 let's go
00:44:21.880 it's not that much profit though bro
00:44:27.180 but it is profit
00:44:28.120 alright
00:44:28.460 let's go three hands 1.00
00:44:30.260 chat how many hands now
00:44:31.180 How many hands?
00:44:31.580 I'm listening to y'all.
00:44:32.100 Y'all really got some good calls.
00:44:35.080 Three hands.
00:44:41.680 Chessing, two.
00:44:47.240 This is all prop right here. 0.99
00:44:50.400 Good fucking call, chat. 0.99
00:44:55.740 Number seven. 0.99
00:44:56.340 I love this chat, bro. 0.99
00:45:01.600 Holy shit. 0.99
00:45:02.260 All right, what chat now? 0.99
00:45:03.100 Now what?
00:45:03.860 Now what, chat?
00:45:04.580 Now what?
00:45:04.880 Now what?
00:45:05.180 Now what? 1.00
00:45:05.460 Holy fuck, this chat's on fire now. 1.00
00:45:14.980 One hand. 1.00
00:45:17.880 50K.
00:45:20.180 Three hands.
00:45:22.820 Just run it back.
00:45:23.840 Repeat, two hands.
00:45:24.720 All right. 0.99
00:45:26.840 Damn, I saw people say three hands. 0.99
00:45:28.440 Let's see. 1.00
00:45:30.980 Damn, she went out of six. 1.00
00:45:32.580 Damn. 1.00
00:45:34.100 I ain't glad I fucked it up, bro. 1.00
00:45:36.220 No, I didn't. 1.00
00:45:37.620 Holy shit balls. 1.00
00:45:38.860 Flip a fucking seven. 1.00
00:45:40.940 Oh my God, flip a ten. 1.00
00:45:42.460 Oh my God, chat.
00:45:44.780 What is this?
00:45:47.020 All right, now what?
00:45:47.520 Now what?
00:45:47.880 Now what?
00:45:48.200 Now what?
00:45:48.480 Now what?
00:45:48.740 Now what?
00:45:48.760 Now what?
00:45:48.780 Now what?
00:45:48.800 Now what?
00:45:48.880 Now what?
00:45:49.380 Now what?
00:45:49.800 Now what?
00:45:50.760 Now what?
00:45:50.800 Now what?
00:45:51.800 Now what?
00:45:52.800 Now what?
00:45:53.800 Now what?
00:45:54.800 Now what?
00:45:55.800 I don't have to leave
00:46:08.380 in and lock in some crazy sports bet.
00:46:10.700 I feel like that's the responsible thing to do.
00:46:13.280 We lock in a crazy sports bet for tomorrow.
00:46:16.200 And then I pay you guys a crazy portion. 1.00
00:46:19.200 Y'all fuck with that? 1.00
00:46:20.520 See, look. 1.00
00:46:21.000 All right.
00:46:21.160 Y'all putting yeses.
00:46:22.000 But look.
00:46:22.380 All right.
00:46:22.660 Can we talk really quick, bro?
00:46:24.560 Guys.
00:46:25.460 Do y'all know soccer?
00:46:26.500 Because if y'all know soccer, we can make so much money. 0.99
00:46:29.660 Every person I trust with soccer, they lose my fucking breach. 0.99
00:46:33.820 Bro. 1.00
00:46:35.640 Man, I don't get it, bro.
00:46:41.440 I don't get it.
00:46:43.240 Should we bet on women's volleyball chat? 1.00
00:46:44.960 Yes or no?
00:46:45.260 Let me know right now.
00:46:45.760 All right.
00:46:57.780 Hold up, bro.
00:46:58.920 Are there any parlays that are locks for tomorrow?
00:47:01.680 Let's just say we did.
00:47:02.860 Oh, all right.
00:47:07.040 Are there any locks?
00:47:07.840 Are there any locks for tomorrow, bro?
00:47:09.480 Yes or no?
00:47:11.580 I know Grizzlies is a lock.
00:47:13.000 I know, bro.
00:47:23.120 Soccer? 1.00
00:47:23.980 Fuck. 1.00
00:47:27.100 All right. 1.00
00:47:27.500 Hold on.
00:47:27.640 Let me just look at this real quick.
00:47:29.620 Can't bet on the Knicks.
00:47:30.500 They're just too scary, bro.
00:47:33.060 Oh, these games look scary.
00:47:34.420 I got Cleveland over Toronto.
00:47:35.700 I'll do Cleveland over Toronto.
00:47:38.420 Utah, Memphis.
00:47:39.540 What's that?
00:47:40.200 That's not even a double up, bro.
00:47:41.480 That is crazy.
00:47:45.060 Milwaukee, Phoenix.
00:47:47.400 Nah, bro.
00:47:48.140 Milwaukee, low key.
00:47:51.000 All right. 1.00
00:47:51.440 Should we just bet on some fucking soccer? 0.99
00:47:52.880 Should I just trust you guys? 0.99
00:47:54.700 All right, bro.
00:47:55.480 Give me a call.
00:47:56.380 Arsenal?
00:47:57.920 Y'all like Arsenal over Watford?
00:47:59.280 Oh, yeah.
00:48:01.760 Watford is sponsored by Steak, bro.
00:48:07.760 Okay.
00:48:08.140 Y'all like that.
00:48:09.380 Bro, if y'all are really confident, bro, look.
00:48:11.380 I'll put the entire 68,000.
00:48:13.320 I don't see you any no's. 0.94
00:48:15.320 Entire 68 bands will make us 50 fucking grand, bro. 0.99
00:48:19.000 Some shit like that. 0.99
00:48:19.700 No, I'm tripping like 30 bands. 0.99
00:48:23.540 Arsenal and Man City.
00:48:28.300 So, if I do like a little parlay.
00:48:31.860 Oh, my God.
00:48:32.580 This is a double up.
00:48:33.580 Wait, wait, wait.
00:48:34.180 Is this a lock?
00:48:35.040 Don't lie. 1.00
00:48:35.580 Is this a fucking lock, bro? 1.00
00:48:38.140 Is this a lock? 1.00
00:48:39.280 Is this a lock?
00:48:39.300 Why is it not a lock, bro?
00:48:54.680 Add Chelsea, too. 1.00
00:48:57.380 Yo, that's like a triple up.
00:48:58.900 I'll be rich.
00:49:00.160 Bro, listen, bro.
00:49:00.860 Is this a lock?
00:49:03.580 Is this a lock, bro?
00:49:05.140 Bro.
00:49:09.300 Oh, my God.
00:49:10.180 The entire chat is literally saying yes, bro. 1.00
00:49:13.520 Holy fuck. 1.00
00:49:16.280 The game starts in two hours. 1.00
00:49:18.520 Oh, this is scary.
00:49:22.440 All right.
00:49:23.020 All right.
00:49:23.520 Y'all are saying lock it.
00:49:24.780 Listen, the entire chat is saying lock, bro.
00:49:27.960 That's crazy. 1.00
00:49:28.780 It's a motherfucker. 1.00
00:49:31.080 Should we add any others? 1.00
00:49:32.360 Nah, I feel like.
00:49:33.580 Oh, my God.
00:49:34.400 The whole chat is saying lock.
00:49:36.800 What's the most point I can put in here?
00:49:39.300 Yeah.
00:49:46.240 Oh, you're right, Snaggy Mo. 0.98
00:49:48.300 This game is Thursday.
00:49:50.500 You're right about that.
00:49:52.340 You're right, bro.
00:50:00.680 Listen, I swear to God, y'all really think I'm going to cap? 0.98
00:50:03.300 If I were to hit this shit, I would literally give out 200 bands in the chat. 0.99
00:50:05.900 Oh, God. 0.99
00:50:06.280 Like that same day it hits.
00:50:07.640 Swear to God, bro.
00:50:08.260 But I don't even know.
00:50:09.540 Bro.
00:50:12.860 Oh, see.
00:50:14.640 Hold on, bro.
00:50:15.180 Hold on.
00:50:15.480 It's too risky.
00:50:16.540 I can't bet on Chelsea.
00:50:17.520 I can't.
00:50:18.380 Are there any?
00:50:19.060 Chat, look.
00:50:20.380 Low key.
00:50:20.980 I don't even want to bet on.
00:50:21.800 Why does it?
00:50:22.560 Wait, hold on.
00:50:23.040 Chat, I got a question, though.
00:50:23.960 Chat, hold on.
00:50:24.440 Hold on.
00:50:24.640 I got a question. 0.99
00:50:26.300 My question is, why the fuck do we have to wait a day for them to play a game? 0.99
00:50:32.080 Why? 0.99
00:50:34.260 Why?
00:50:36.300 Why? 1.00
00:50:36.820 That's a whole fucking day, bro. 1.00
00:50:38.320 It's so ass. 1.00
00:50:49.500 Oh, this is England. 1.00
00:50:52.680 That's why, chat.
00:50:53.860 What do I do?
00:50:59.700 Premier League?
00:51:00.300 Wait, are these both March 6th?
00:51:13.000 One of these, chat, these play today, yeah?
00:51:20.640 Okay, it's a double up.
00:51:21.660 I'll take the double up. 1.00
00:51:22.580 Fuck it. 1.00
00:51:22.960 I'll take the double up. 1.00
00:51:24.140 Do y'all like Arsenal and Man City? 0.99
00:51:26.260 Is this a fucking lot? 0.99
00:51:37.140 Okay. 0.99
00:51:38.400 A lot of you are saying yes.
00:51:39.980 My last question.
00:51:41.960 My last concern.
00:51:44.920 I'm not putting in 600 bands.
00:51:47.140 I'm not putting in 900 bands either. 1.00
00:51:48.680 Fuck that. 0.99
00:51:49.440 I'm putting in 68 bands, bro. 1.00
00:51:52.440 And look, that turns into a nice little flow of cash.
00:51:55.280 My question is this, though.
00:51:57.120 If it draws, I get no money, correct?
00:52:00.220 Just put correct or incorrect.
00:52:03.480 Arsenal's mid.
00:52:05.620 Yo, the odds went down.
00:52:08.960 Okay.
00:52:10.260 Chat.
00:52:11.720 One through 10.
00:52:12.800 10 being the most likely.
00:52:14.940 How likely will there be a draw in any of these games?
00:52:18.920 An eight.
00:52:23.880 Don't do that to me.
00:52:24.840 See, now that's not a lot. 1.00
00:52:28.400 What the fuck? 0.99
00:52:38.200 See, I don't know what to do, bro. 1.00
00:52:40.740 Damn. 0.99
00:52:41.060 It's part of the game. 1.00
00:52:45.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:51.140 Okay, so.
00:52:53.020 Be honest now.
00:52:54.140 Now that we all, you know what I'm saying?
00:52:56.000 Is this a lock?
00:52:57.280 Yes or no? 0.99
00:53:10.220 Man, I'm gonna fucking do it. 1.00
00:53:11.380 I'm not no bitch, chat. 1.00
00:53:12.440 But put some W's in the fucking chat. 0.99
00:53:14.220 But I do want to throw some NBA games in there, too. 0.99
00:53:16.600 I like Cleveland a lot.
00:53:18.600 That's a triple up, bro.
00:53:19.700 I'll just take Cleveland.
00:53:22.800 I love that, bro.
00:53:24.040 I know y'all like that, too.
00:53:25.480 You know why?
00:53:26.440 Cleveland is the top three best defense in the NBA, bro.
00:53:29.800 I just gotta check injuries.
00:53:36.020 Memphis, is that a quad?
00:53:42.640 Memphis is kind of scary.
00:53:49.700 Okay, um.
00:53:55.240 Too much?
00:53:56.460 Yeah, but Memphis really is a lock, though, bro.
00:53:58.340 But Houston, you never know.
00:53:59.260 I don't know.
00:54:02.780 It's an extra 30 for a rescue.
00:54:04.600 Yeah, you're right.
00:54:04.960 Okay, let's just look at the Cavs injury report. 0.99
00:54:07.120 See, I don't know shit. 0.99
00:54:08.220 I don't know shit about soccer. 0.98
00:54:09.780 I'm just really trusting you guys.