Adin played Roblox For the FIRST Time... 😂😭
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Summary
40 year old gamer learns how to be a dad on Roblox. Bald old man gets on Adopt and Raised Child, and has a lot of fun with it. Also, Aiden almost gets killed by a bank robber.
Transcript
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40-year-old gamer learns how to be a dad on Roblox.
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Bald old man gets on Adopt and Raised Child, Roblox.
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Text me which one I go to, and I'll just go to it without like saying something on stream.
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Click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
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Whoever made that game is just weird as fuck, bro.
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There's a lot of fun games, but like actual fun.
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This baby's like an obstacle course where you gotta run fast.
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There's actually, no, no, there's a game called Flood Escape.
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You can get on, um, well, you can get on either one.
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No, I'm saying, like, the hard game is ready, though.
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Bro, please don't tell me you got to make a private server, bro.
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You got to click all the buttons to unlock the doors.
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All the buttons have to be red, actually, before we can progress.
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Say on God, I don't have better natural teeth, dude.
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Everyone spam a lab rat Ross in the chat, but he's literally a biochemical, bro.
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After this, we're going to go play fucking, uh, what's it called?
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Bro, I promise you when we all play, like, all of it, it's going to be way more fun.
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Like, it's like, um, a Total Drama Island type game.
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You're the one being impatient saying what's the holdup?
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Why are you guys saying I'm a pedophile because I'm playing this game?
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I'm trying to figure out where we go from right here.
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at least to get to level 10 get to level 10 without dying
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well that music was hard i don't want to listen to this egg breathing
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it's fucking stupid how fun i'll put the music i'm just lowering it
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let's go if you get to level 10 without dying i'll never call you egghead again
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promise i promise swear to god i'll never call you egghead aiden again
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all right starting from now get to level 10 without dying i'll never call you egghead again
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text speech is on it's ten dollars to make it talk
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royce you have teeth but your teeth are actually ugly and fucked up bro like
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bro did you see your old teeth and i got the ears how'd it look now oh my god everyone's talking about the emote put that emote in the chat please
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the money chee gave you was stolen from investors via sim swapping
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and will most likely be seized by react if it's linked to your coinbase your crop gonna eventually be questioned lol
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just like reminds you guys of like your childhood and shit
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back like you didn't have to worry about shit you go to school you come home from school
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you tune in to whatever you got going on whether it's like
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Yo, Aiden, tell Royce my friend made Outlaster.
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Like, when me, when, like, all of us get on Roblox.
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You're a bald old man playing Roblox on a Friday night.
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If you want to know how to succeed in this game, you basically want to hold W and jump you.
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Can you say fuck me, fuck me, Brady Bear, and fuck me, Evie?
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There's a titcock of Yunganese saying you good.
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Go to setting, push shift, lock on, then press shift, so you don't have to right-click anymore.
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Can you tell my friend Chad to get his bitch ass on the game?
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I'm going to literally punch you in your fucking mouth.
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Bro el dodo, bro. I smoke little baby that Julio is gonna knock those lab-made teeth out your mouth really bro
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Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. No, I'm not if you were straight. Oh
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Yes, bro, it is me on me and my brother met Uzi and he's paying for his tuition and going
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To his graduation next month. Okay, I'm really happy for you, bro. I'm really happy. Well, why the fuck do you think I give a fuck?
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Fuck me snipper by the way. I am 20 lol. I'm not like that's like I'm a newborn sick fuck. Oh my
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Damn Aiden have you been working out your arms look kinda big really psych you four-foot you white slenderman looking ass bitch
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You're too slow too slow or too slow or too slow or too slow or too slow
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Yeah, you slow shut the fuck up. I'm gonna go crazy, bro. I'm gonna go if you don't beat this level, but I've been seeing the same colorful
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My tight ass my name is too slow and do you mind if I can Brady bear join in they are really sexy
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like black african people can you tell cole that he's awful at every game we play in
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are you serious bro it's mine it won't help it's like bro oh my god bro bro you're too slow you're too slow
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you're too slow you're too slow yeah it's gonna be a lot of the stream accepts and loves everybody
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and do me favor and put the in there he's talking about oh no you chew on rocks
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ugly ass teeth this this level was ass bro tell royce i said he a goat but or just a egg head
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bet with fake teeth and a rapido wow you're so original five four wow you're so fucking
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original shit at this game anyway can you say matthew me also or short no bro not saying that
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keep grinding in the gym no zeus but your arms look bigger and thank you bro oh really
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thank you bro aiden baby i want to split you ass cheeks apart and just lick your booty hole until my
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tongue what the fuck goes numb aiden baby you smell like some bucket
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my name is snip i really need you to fuck me in my butthole it's really tight by the way i'm 21.
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then okay i'm not a weirdo i really want to make it out and can you say fuck me snipper and clap if
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fuck me snipper you're smoking on bibi and i love you fag bro bro
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can you tell cole he's awful at every game we play and he has a big nose
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your dinosaur self just came to life shut up bro you're ugly
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your teeth disinfected you i have to take a towel no bro too many fucking you're too slow
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fucking aiden are really inspiration things go nose or whack
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or such a good cocksucker and i love her skinny cheeks on my meat
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what the fuck you're too slow bro get away from me bro yeah dude bro get away from me bro
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i got this royce come on come on aiden we believe in you aiden chat so i believe i need it
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yo aiden been fucking with your stream for a cool minute keep up to the
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i can't take it bro deserve all the big things coming your way by the way you should 100% try
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haritake powder it could just do this kid just tell me to try heroin your stomach and body helps out
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with a lot more surgery i thought this kid just said try heroin not gonna lie you look like johnny from
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ed and eddie search it up no brema i want to lock in and get this win
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you look like a plane when you hit those buildings
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not funny bro l joke i don't with any sort of racism bro can you say our armored assault one front page
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yo so are you in the chat so are you in the chat
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touch your spacebar if you like your mom and five-year-old girls are you serious bro
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royce the five nine touched me when i was nine and he's going around talking about chemicals and
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mouths i don't think a nine-year-old preaching is much better that's not funny
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what is everyone spamming l and ipa bro fuck the shot you are all fags bro
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bro bro i'm gonna say right now straight up i have that
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that's censored bro that's not even cool guys you do that again i'm taking it off tts for everybody
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why is it still popping up i have it censored i don't get it
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this dude thinks i'm royce the five nine whatever that dude name is
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thank god that you're too slow kids gone never mind he's right there if you like underage children
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aiden remember a few months ago when you came to my preschool and lured me into the
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oh my god bathroom and molested me and fondled my balls you also put your eight incher inside you
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and i said no but you kept going ngl though i kind of liked it aiden baby bro chat ryan five
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aiden have you been working out because they're right flowers have been looking really nice and
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you can't handle that what psych you snore eight lines
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about these teeth having ass bitch this chat is jk love you this chat's crazy
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chat what's another good game chat broken with point of meantime
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i want to win this game i have to literally win bro you're too slow bro i'm literally gonna break
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bro they want us to play the meme all over your cock i'm 12 by the way
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why is your name ar15 close the schools he's going for his book bag
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how do i hit this bro what did i have to do last time
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hey aiden i just wanted to say you're really inspirational guy and i look up to all of the
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work you do it's crazy nah i am just playing you bald-headed midget
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yeah too slow bro i'm gonna i'm getting you baby roblox bro you're streamstyping bro
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can you tell ale he loves men and he needs to stop being racist and needs to move out of
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bro aiden let's get on mimic bro no i want to i want to win this bro stop
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you're a 40 old bomb man with a fat mustache playing roblox on a friday night