Adin Live - December 27, 2020


Adin plays Fortnite Fill while Acting VERY SUS... *Extremely Funny*


Episode Stats

Length

49 minutes

Words per Minute

113.2777

Word Count

5,575

Sentence Count

934

Misogynist Sentences

46

Hate Speech Sentences

31


Summary

In this episode, Aiden talks about how he's getting better at Fortnite and how he wants to become a pro in the game. He also talks about his favorite song from his new album. Aiden also gives us a sneak peek of what he's going to be doing in the next episode.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey guys, here are my socials. You guys can follow me on all my social media platforms, the links are in the description.
00:00:04.420 And last but not least, before you like this video, make sure you sub and put the thumbs up.
00:00:07.800 And also don't forget to...
00:00:08.800 They been out? Okay, okay, stop spamming that dumb.
00:00:21.020 Okay guys, I made a tweet earlier and I said who would support me if I'm going to become a pro in Fortnite.
00:00:26.280 A lot of you guys were bashing me saying I'm...
00:00:29.280 Suck my ass when I'm a pro.
00:00:35.360 Can you guys hear the game audio?
00:00:38.960 No, chat. Hold on right. It's actually starting to grow on me, bro. I'm not going to lie.
00:00:41.580 It's actually starting to grow on me.
00:00:44.760 It's starting to grow on me, bro. I'm not going to lie to you guys.
00:00:46.900 Like, let me show you guys this song I like. Please.
00:00:49.780 Please, guys.
00:00:50.900 This is my favorite song on the album.
00:00:52.760 Listen.
00:00:54.500 Listen to the beat. The beat.
00:00:55.460 All right. Let me lock in. I'm going to get a win.
00:00:59.280 I played a lot off stream. You guys can ask my IRLs when I go on the Discord.
00:01:02.840 All right. Let me lock in. You get a win, all right?
00:01:04.680 We're taking a break from E-Date.
00:01:06.060 It's Christmas. No girl wanted to do it today.
00:01:08.220 I got to get some fire E-Dates anyway.
00:01:09.840 We're working on getting Par E unbanned.
00:01:11.360 We need Par E back on the dates.
00:01:12.820 Okay.
00:01:13.000 So, I'm working, chat.
00:01:15.160 Also, in January, I want to let you guys know.
00:01:18.560 Oh, my God, bro.
00:01:19.660 I got to lock in. I got to lock in.
00:01:20.800 But in January, the whole game show is going to be planned out.
00:01:23.920 Aiden will have a cash out sponsorship.
00:01:25.600 So, you guys are going to start to get paid to watch me to be in my contestant games for the talent shows.
00:01:30.700 All right.
00:01:30.960 So, get ready for that.
00:01:33.560 All right.
00:01:34.760 I'm actually getting really good at this game.
00:01:36.640 Let's go. I got a Scar. Let's go.
00:01:38.460 Literally, GG's. I know how to use the Scar now.
00:01:40.480 Did you guys know when you crouch in Fortnite, it gives you better aim?
00:01:49.180 Cup of maybe.
00:01:56.160 Watch this, chat. I'm aggressive as fuck now.
00:01:58.240 That's how you have to win fights. You have to build.
00:02:01.760 Jesus Christ.
00:02:05.000 All right. Let me lock in. Let me lock in.
00:02:10.500 There's two people in here.
00:02:12.240 I'm locking. I'm locking in.
00:02:20.440 Walking up the stairs.
00:02:30.960 Do you guys think he sees me?
00:02:36.620 Have a Scar.
00:02:41.680 Have a Scar!
00:02:42.500 Have a Scar!
00:02:42.560 Do you guys think he's going to kill me?
00:02:54.160 Do you guys think he's going to kill me?
00:02:54.780 Do you guys think he's going to kill me?
00:02:56.000 Play duos?
00:03:05.140 Neon said he'll pull me a little bit.
00:03:06.740 Pull Neon a little bit.
00:03:08.820 I don't know anyone that's good at this game, bro.
00:03:10.760 I'm up.
00:03:11.880 I can text clicks and run.
00:03:13.540 I'll ask them if they want to play.
00:03:30.300 Go into Philz and play with random people.
00:03:32.200 Chad, you guys want to go into Philz?
00:03:35.000 Like, look at this weirdo dancing.
00:03:36.620 Like, what the fuck?
00:03:38.480 Excuse me.
00:03:39.220 Do you guys have microphones?
00:03:43.400 What's going on?
00:03:45.000 Hey.
00:03:46.240 Hi, no, Cam.
00:03:49.140 Hi.
00:03:50.100 What's your name?
00:03:51.320 Cam?
00:03:51.660 I'm Camila.
00:03:55.420 Camilio.
00:03:56.340 What's good?
00:03:56.980 Camila.
00:03:58.500 Oh my god.
00:04:00.240 Haha, that's a nice name.
00:04:03.080 Uh, okay, thanks.
00:04:04.640 And your name is?
00:04:09.720 No, no, no, no.
00:04:10.900 Hold on.
00:04:12.480 Can you guys hear me now?
00:04:13.480 We speak Spanish.
00:04:14.400 Wait, can you hear me?
00:04:16.940 Can you guys hear me?
00:04:19.020 Chad, I'm in my mic.
00:04:20.560 Chad, wait, you're awake.
00:04:21.660 Five years old.
00:04:22.340 I'm not doing this, bro.
00:04:23.720 Chad, I can't do it, bro.
00:04:24.760 I'm getting out, bro.
00:04:25.480 Nah.
00:04:26.140 They're like five.
00:04:27.140 Like, what the fuck, bro?
00:04:32.040 Why am I getting matched up with nine-year-olds?
00:04:38.340 Oh, God, I'm leaving.
00:04:39.460 Stop calling me that, bro.
00:04:40.540 I didn't know they were nine, bro.
00:04:41.780 Relax.
00:04:42.780 And as soon as I found out, I left.
00:04:43.960 Like, shut up, bro.
00:04:44.540 You guys are trying to make me look bad.
00:04:46.240 Like, shut up, bro.
00:04:48.120 Go to arena?
00:04:49.940 Should I do some showing on arena?
00:04:51.660 All right, your name is literally Aiden Stepp, sis, bro.
00:05:02.420 You can't even talk, dumbass.
00:05:04.180 All right, here we go.
00:05:04.960 Which voice do you guys want?
00:05:06.980 All right, I'll do number one.
00:05:10.280 Hello?
00:05:11.520 Hello, can you hear me?
00:05:13.880 Hello?
00:05:15.160 Can you hear me?
00:05:17.560 Hello?
00:05:17.920 Hello?
00:05:18.080 Hello, can you hear me?
00:05:21.900 You hear me?
00:05:22.820 Yeah, you're nodding your head.
00:05:24.240 Do you have a microphone?
00:05:27.080 Do you have a microphone?
00:05:30.500 Yes or no?
00:05:33.900 Yes or no?
00:05:36.500 Alfama and BB, put your mics in.
00:05:38.200 Chad, do you guys think eventually I'll fucking, like, get people?
00:06:01.120 Why are you guys saying go to creative?
00:06:02.500 It's better.
00:06:02.900 What is the difference?
00:06:03.700 Appreciate the sub, motherfucker.
00:06:23.960 Kendrick.
00:06:25.400 Kendrick, do you have a mic?
00:06:27.780 Kendrick.
00:06:29.400 Kendrick.
00:06:31.400 Kendrick.
00:06:31.800 Hello?
00:06:34.420 Guys?
00:06:35.740 Can you hear me?
00:06:38.720 Kendrick.
00:06:40.080 Scooby.
00:06:42.900 Scooby.
00:06:44.060 Hey, Scooby.
00:06:48.260 What's your name?
00:06:49.320 Scooby.
00:06:50.520 That's my name.
00:06:52.500 Do your dance with me, Scooby.
00:06:53.880 Yeah, let's get it.
00:06:55.720 Fuck yeah, Scooby.
00:06:56.980 Fuck yeah.
00:06:58.440 I don't feel safe.
00:06:59.660 Scooby, how old are you?
00:07:01.800 14.
00:07:07.380 This is fucking insane.
00:07:10.260 What?
00:07:13.000 Where are you trying to land, bro?
00:07:15.220 I don't feel safe anymore.
00:07:16.700 Bro, just chill.
00:07:17.560 I'm not going to do it.
00:07:18.140 Bro, just chill, bro.
00:07:21.860 Are you good at Fortnite?
00:07:23.840 Yeah.
00:07:25.200 Can you carry me to a win?
00:07:26.260 Okay.
00:07:30.180 I need to get on my keyboard and mouse real quick.
00:07:32.840 Why?
00:07:33.240 Oh, you usually normally...
00:07:34.180 You normally play keyboard and mouse?
00:07:36.520 Mm-hmm.
00:07:38.460 I'm on a PS5 right now.
00:07:40.940 What do you want?
00:07:41.500 Are you on a PS4 or PS5?
00:07:42.680 I don't play PS4.
00:07:44.840 Citrus, how the fuck do I accept that in the middle of the game, bro?
00:07:50.680 Scooby.
00:07:51.040 What do you want to play right now?
00:07:52.400 Yeah.
00:07:52.600 What did you say?
00:07:54.380 Yeah.
00:07:54.720 I said nothing.
00:07:58.220 Scooby, I have a question.
00:07:59.040 How many people that are like over the age of 18 play this game like that you've been in
00:08:01.860 game show with?
00:08:02.960 Shit.
00:08:03.140 A lot.
00:08:04.000 There's a lot?
00:08:04.560 I'm just getting unlucky right now.
00:08:07.760 Woo!
00:08:08.860 Suck my dick, motherfucker.
00:08:12.040 Wait.
00:08:12.700 Scooby, I just killed someone at TSM.
00:08:14.180 Does that mean...
00:08:14.660 Wait.
00:08:15.300 Isn't TSM like a comp team?
00:08:17.940 I think...
00:08:18.980 Bro, you can't just take my fucking loot, bro!
00:08:22.760 Give me my gun, dumbass!
00:08:25.240 Take a loot.
00:08:26.380 Not you, bro.
00:08:26.960 I'm talking to this fucking Polar.
00:08:31.980 Bi-Bi-Polar?
00:08:33.240 No, his name is Polar.
00:08:35.380 Yeah, Bi-Polar.
00:08:36.940 No, his name is Polar.
00:08:39.220 Yeah, Bi-Polar.
00:08:42.300 Like, Polar, you're gonna fucking shoot, you stupid bitch!
00:08:45.180 Nah, bro!
00:08:45.760 You just took my fucking loot for no fucking reason, bro!
00:08:50.800 Scooby, this guy's trolling, bro.
00:08:52.180 Can you...
00:08:52.460 Thank you.
00:08:52.800 Oh, okay.
00:08:53.500 I get spammed.
00:08:55.020 I get spammed.
00:08:56.780 I...
00:08:57.100 And everything outside right in front of you.
00:08:59.080 Don't worry.
00:08:59.400 I'm gonna come get you.
00:09:00.160 Hold on.
00:09:02.820 What is the...
00:09:04.100 Wait, are you dead?
00:09:05.760 Yeah.
00:09:06.420 I got...
00:09:07.340 Oh, I'm tripled to you, like...
00:09:08.680 Scooby, what kind of fucking cause for that?
00:09:10.100 That shit was ass.
00:09:11.640 Okay.
00:09:12.320 Scooby-Doo-Bee-Doo.
00:09:13.420 Where are you?
00:09:15.900 Dead.
00:09:17.520 Scooby.
00:09:17.920 Hey.
00:09:20.320 Hi.
00:09:20.900 Hi.
00:09:21.180 All right.
00:09:23.980 All right.
00:09:24.560 Um...
00:09:25.060 I'm gonna come get you.
00:09:25.800 I'm gonna come get you.
00:09:27.960 Like, you're...
00:09:28.780 I can get you, like, your card, right?
00:09:31.340 Okay.
00:09:32.400 I'm new to Fortnite.
00:09:33.480 Well, like, the new...
00:09:34.000 What is the...
00:09:34.660 What is the Rose...
00:09:37.400 Um...
00:09:38.700 Ruby skin doing?
00:09:40.960 Yeah, I don't know.
00:09:41.840 These kids are fucking...
00:09:43.040 Ass.
00:09:43.560 Ass.
00:09:43.640 Ass.
00:09:43.760 How do I get your card?
00:09:46.100 How do I get it?
00:09:46.560 How do I get it?
00:09:47.180 Like, LOOK LIKE YOU'RE HIDING!
00:09:49.900 Oh my god.
00:09:51.140 And, like, my teammates are ass, bro.
00:09:53.780 I'm out of this fucking lobby.
00:09:54.940 Scooby, Merry Christmas, bro.
00:09:56.320 Fucking shitters, bro.
00:09:57.260 I'm not playing with these fucking shitters.
00:09:58.720 I'm trying to fucking win, bro.
00:10:06.160 Bro, who made a command?
00:10:07.160 I have a bloody dick.
00:10:08.020 Yo, white guy.
00:10:08.480 Oh, no, white guy.
00:10:09.180 You're weird as fuck.
00:10:09.920 I need to get some people that are over 18, bro.
00:10:25.840 Like, wanna fuck you on the wall?
00:10:28.360 Huh.
00:10:29.100 No, Rose.
00:10:29.760 Chill out with the sus jokes right now, alright?
00:10:36.460 Yo.
00:10:37.780 Can you hear me?
00:10:39.920 Guys, his name is Aiden, too.
00:10:43.620 Yo.
00:10:45.200 Yo, is your name Aiden, too?
00:10:50.580 Yo.
00:10:52.880 Yo.
00:10:54.200 Hello?
00:10:56.960 Can you guys hear me?
00:10:57.860 Hello, hello, hello.
00:10:59.200 Can you guys hear me?
00:11:05.280 I can hear.
00:11:06.620 What's your name, bro?
00:11:08.700 Bro, um.
00:11:09.920 How old are you?
00:11:14.480 33.
00:11:15.940 You're 33?
00:11:17.000 Holy shit.
00:11:19.360 Yo, Aiden, we got the same name, bro.
00:11:20.920 What's good?
00:11:24.820 Aiden.
00:11:26.940 Aiden, I literally hear the echo in your mic.
00:11:28.840 You have a mic, bro.
00:11:31.040 Yeah, you can see it.
00:11:32.740 Like, Aiden.
00:11:33.460 Like, what's good, bro?
00:11:34.220 All right, so what's...
00:11:36.920 So, wait.
00:11:38.020 DBS, where are you from, bro?
00:11:38.920 You're 33?
00:11:39.460 Where are you from?
00:11:41.060 Indiana.
00:11:43.880 Damn, that's far as fuck from me.
00:11:48.100 Where are you from?
00:11:48.780 Texas?
00:11:49.660 No, I'm in Florida.
00:11:51.120 Oh, I get a lot of people from Texas.
00:11:53.860 I'm in Florida, um...
00:11:56.260 You're hella far, though.
00:11:57.540 Like, how far is the flight?
00:11:58.400 Like, 14 hours and shit?
00:12:01.020 No, it's not.
00:12:01.780 Bro, you're in a whole other fucking, like, continent.
00:12:05.380 Yeah, the drive, like...
00:12:06.820 Like, look at this fucking nerd, bro.
00:12:08.200 Look at him.
00:12:09.000 Oh, my God.
00:12:10.700 I pickax him.
00:12:12.260 A little, but...
00:12:13.160 Come on, DBS.
00:12:13.760 You gotta stay alive, buddy.
00:12:18.960 All right, this is fucking shit, too, bro.
00:12:21.220 Merry Christmas, bro.
00:12:22.200 I'm not gonna lie.
00:12:23.060 Who did I...
00:12:24.620 Axe us?
00:12:25.280 All right, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:12:26.000 You're right, you're right, you're right.
00:12:26.820 I gotta either do number one or number two.
00:12:28.880 If they're underage, I'll do number two.
00:12:30.800 If they're not underage, I'll do number one.
00:12:33.060 You guys are right.
00:12:33.660 You're right, you're right, you're right.
00:12:38.560 Getting hot in the skybox, I can see it.
00:12:52.480 Yo, chat, who sings that song?
00:12:53.520 If you're a real one, you would know.
00:12:54.660 Getting high in the skybox, I can see it.
00:12:58.980 Who sings that, chat?
00:13:08.560 How do I know they have mics?
00:13:14.600 Hello?
00:13:17.820 Yo, what's up, little cus?
00:13:20.820 You guys got mics?
00:13:22.840 Yo, what's up, little cus?
00:13:24.940 What'd you say?
00:13:26.660 Yo, what's up, little cus?
00:13:30.000 Wait, what'd you say?
00:13:31.480 Yo, what's up, little cus?
00:13:34.700 I really can't hear you.
00:13:35.560 What'd you say?
00:13:36.720 What the fuck?
00:13:38.560 Where are you boys from?
00:13:45.780 Why do you sound like he's in the country?
00:13:48.280 From Alabama, man.
00:13:49.440 What's going on with that?
00:13:52.840 Before I got in the game, I was just doing cusers with my fucking family over there in the living room.
00:13:57.100 Where are you guys from?
00:13:58.440 East coast, west coast, where are you from?
00:14:02.560 From your mom's house.
00:14:03.840 I live next to my neighbor.
00:14:05.980 I live next to my neighbor.
00:14:08.560 Wait.
00:14:11.180 Please don't shame my mother in vain, bro.
00:14:13.060 Don't do that to me.
00:14:14.280 I'm not mentioning your mother.
00:14:16.280 I'm not mentioning your mother.
00:14:20.380 Bro, like, stop trolling, little girl.
00:14:21.940 Bro, all right.
00:14:26.000 Why are you guys actually, no, you guys are, why are you guys, like, laughing at me, bro?
00:14:28.700 You guys are being mean.
00:14:29.480 Bro!
00:14:30.220 Oh my god, bro!
00:14:31.720 Bro, you're like, man, can you stop?
00:14:35.820 Oh my god.
00:14:37.700 Oh my god.
00:14:38.320 Oh my god.
00:14:38.720 Oh my god.
00:14:39.200 Oh my god.
00:14:39.720 I don't know why OJ took a freaking big pot in front of the kid.
00:14:43.340 Is that bad?
00:15:09.720 Yes, that's bad.
00:15:13.580 Question.
00:15:14.540 Do you think I can revive you?
00:15:15.960 Can I revive you back?
00:15:18.680 Yeah.
00:15:19.540 You need to go.
00:15:21.560 You need to go right there.
00:15:22.180 Great.
00:15:22.420 There's someone to fucking.
00:15:23.360 I bet I'm going to chug jug in this bitch.
00:15:26.960 Huh?
00:15:27.720 Do they still have chug jugs in this game?
00:15:32.720 Chug jugs.
00:15:33.520 All right.
00:15:38.700 I'll get you.
00:15:39.160 I'll literally revive you guys.
00:15:40.140 Just chill, bro.
00:15:49.380 All right.
00:15:50.220 Calm down.
00:15:50.940 Calm down, bro.
00:15:51.620 Relax.
00:15:55.440 Relax, buddy.
00:15:56.160 It's not that serious.
00:15:57.320 It's a game.
00:16:00.760 Bro, shut up.
00:16:01.500 Oh, bro.
00:16:02.160 It's hurting my ears, bro.
00:16:03.520 Let's get their school threats out.
00:16:17.660 Wait, why'd you just land all the way over there, bro?
00:16:20.700 Why you land all the way over here?
00:16:22.700 Three of us landed there, stupid bitch.
00:16:28.160 Why do I keep...
00:16:29.360 Wait, are you a streamer?
00:16:31.360 No.
00:16:32.460 Yes, you are.
00:16:33.720 I keep getting random...
00:16:34.740 No, I keep getting random random pets.
00:16:36.580 You're a streamer.
00:16:39.280 You're a streamer.
00:16:40.380 You are.
00:16:40.520 Valerie, are you getting random friends?
00:16:42.500 I'm getting random random pets with you.
00:16:44.040 He's a streamer.
00:16:46.480 Wait, do you stream on Twitch?
00:16:48.640 No.
00:16:49.840 What do you stream on?
00:16:52.020 I don't stream.
00:16:53.280 Add facts.
00:16:54.900 Add facts.
00:16:55.340 But then why am I getting so many masks?
00:16:57.040 I don't know, but I'm trying to revive you, bro.
00:16:58.340 Just relax.
00:16:59.020 Why are you trying to revive you?
00:16:59.660 Like, who cares?
00:17:02.720 No, there's a card I can get.
00:17:03.600 Ten seconds.
00:17:04.380 Can I get the buzzer beater?
00:17:09.060 He's a streamer.
00:17:10.020 He's not accepting for requests.
00:17:13.140 What does that mean?
00:17:13.900 I'm a streamer.
00:17:15.420 I stream on Facebook.
00:17:17.600 Okay.
00:17:18.160 Okay, I'll go to Facebook.
00:17:19.120 I don't have Facebook.
00:17:21.600 Imagine me streaming on...
00:17:22.900 Oh.
00:17:25.240 That's not a person!
00:17:27.040 Wait, what?
00:17:31.960 Great, bro.
00:17:32.740 Great.
00:17:33.460 Fantastic, bro.
00:17:34.840 Like, look at this fucking weirdo.
00:17:39.280 Bro, why am I getting so many friend requests?
00:17:41.780 Bro, guys, stop adding them as a friend.
00:17:43.180 You guys are so weird.
00:17:44.460 Relax.
00:17:49.420 Bro, how, bro?
00:17:55.240 Oh, my God.
00:17:57.040 Let's close that up.
00:17:58.960 I want to...
00:17:59.420 I want to say how to...
00:18:00.740 Do you really...
00:18:02.140 Do you really team on Facebook?
00:18:04.220 No, bro.
00:18:04.640 I still on Twitch.
00:18:05.900 Okay, okay.
00:18:06.560 What's this Twitch?
00:18:07.560 What's this Twitch?
00:18:07.880 Oh, my God.
00:18:08.340 It's Aiden Ross.
00:18:09.180 Like, this game is ass, bro.
00:18:12.540 Hey, you guys are weird for adding them.
00:18:14.000 Yeah, you're shit, Aiden.
00:18:19.800 They're horrible at the game.
00:18:20.700 Shut up, bitch.
00:18:21.680 Chad, you guys want to keep playing squads or solos, bro?
00:18:23.740 I'm not playing duos.
00:18:25.240 Shut up, bro.
00:18:25.800 Why do you guys like when I play squads, bro?
00:18:33.160 I'm literally getting my shit launched.
00:18:35.720 Solos, I can literally get a win.
00:18:37.820 I'm sorry.
00:18:38.360 I'm sorry.
00:18:43.000 She want to fall with the...
00:18:45.280 Ooooooooh...
00:18:47.160 Hello?
00:18:54.460 Hello?
00:18:58.860 Hello?
00:19:00.580 Hello?
00:19:01.380 Hello?
00:19:09.820 Gator, can you hear me?
00:19:13.000 You can hear me? Why are you not talking?
00:19:18.140 Put your microphone in.
00:19:21.360 Yo, do any of you guys have mics?
00:19:29.980 What's your name?
00:19:31.380 It's Gotham Slayer.
00:19:33.080 Goblin Slayer, nice to meet you.
00:19:36.580 You're pretty nice, I like that, yeah.
00:19:39.420 Nice to see you.
00:19:40.680 Yeah, where do you want to land?
00:19:43.260 I'll go to Holly Hitches.
00:19:45.180 Okay.
00:19:48.260 So, where are you from?
00:19:51.340 Puerto Rico.
00:19:52.820 Nice.
00:19:54.300 Yeah, I don't live in Puerto Rico.
00:19:56.760 I live in, we have my whole family with a walking house.
00:19:59.760 So, where do you live now? Where are you from?
00:20:02.840 Um...
00:20:04.800 No worries.
00:20:06.300 Well, actually, if I'm 20, I'm going to go to college.
00:20:12.300 Oh, so you're in college?
00:20:14.460 No, I'm...
00:20:16.280 I'm in Mexico, and then I'm a little...
00:20:19.000 So, where...
00:20:20.660 Wait, what grade are you in?
00:20:23.340 What grade are you in?
00:20:25.080 Yeah.
00:20:27.340 Jay?
00:20:28.920 What?
00:20:30.620 What grade are you in, goblin?
00:20:34.580 Uh, ninth grade are.
00:20:37.920 That's cool.
00:20:38.700 What the...
00:20:42.000 Some...
00:20:42.540 Why is everybody sitting there?
00:20:44.020 Wait, who is this?
00:20:49.400 There's somebody in the roof.
00:20:51.820 Bro!
00:20:52.900 Bro!
00:20:55.300 It's just...
00:20:57.160 Bro, bro, come down.
00:20:59.300 It's such a game.
00:21:01.280 Bro, I don't like when I die in this shit, bro.
00:21:04.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:04.940 All right.
00:21:05.200 Kill him.
00:21:06.620 Oh, my God.
00:21:08.000 For the love of God, bro!
00:21:15.000 Shut the fuck up, bitch.
00:21:17.260 You shut...
00:21:17.840 I know you shut the fuck up.
00:21:19.960 Oh, my God, bro.
00:21:22.780 Yeah, why do you guys add them and ruin it, bro?
00:21:25.120 Like, you guys are weird.
00:21:27.440 Chat, I didn't even say anything weird, so shut up, bro.
00:21:29.420 I don't want to talk like that and not say anything weird.
00:21:31.080 Like, shut up.
00:21:33.160 Can I go back to playing Solos chat, yes or no?
00:21:35.200 Please, I want to sweat.
00:21:39.000 I actually want to try, bro.
00:21:39.860 Please.
00:21:45.600 Jarrett Z.
00:21:55.420 Creative trolling.
00:21:56.840 What do I do on creative trolling?
00:21:58.900 Like, what the fuck is that?
00:21:59.740 Uh, yo, let's do a poll.
00:22:05.160 Uh, do a poll.
00:22:06.280 Uh, mods, make it either, uh...
00:22:09.700 Tiffy?
00:22:11.340 Tiffy?
00:22:12.120 Tiffany?
00:22:13.000 Yeah.
00:22:14.640 What's up?
00:22:15.920 Hi.
00:22:16.580 Tiffany, what's going on?
00:22:18.660 What the fuck?
00:22:20.540 Tiffany, how old are you?
00:22:22.040 How old are you?
00:22:22.900 18.
00:22:23.640 Perfect.
00:22:24.520 Fantastic.
00:22:26.620 Why?
00:22:27.940 Because I have not met an 18-year-old girl besides myself on this game yet.
00:22:32.840 Oh, really?
00:22:33.640 Yeah, I've been looking all over the fucking place, girl.
00:22:36.780 Oh, that's crazy.
00:22:37.760 Where are we going?
00:22:39.320 Um, where do you want to go?
00:22:40.140 I'm going to go there.
00:22:40.820 I'm going to go there.
00:22:41.580 You want to go there?
00:22:42.380 You want to, no, let's, holy, holy cow, let's not go there.
00:22:45.280 There's going to be tons of people that land there.
00:22:48.440 Um, let's go to retail row.
00:22:51.560 Retail row?
00:22:52.220 Let's do it.
00:22:53.860 Uh, I don't know.
00:22:55.100 Who's that?
00:22:57.980 Martian.
00:22:59.020 Pedro, nice to meet you.
00:23:01.400 Yeah, okay.
00:23:03.740 Okay.
00:23:04.840 Wait, I meant Kolo, nice to meet you.
00:23:07.180 Kelly, who does this person remind you of?
00:23:13.860 Please tell me who this person reminds you of.
00:23:16.120 Shut up.
00:23:16.880 I don't want to talk about that.
00:23:19.180 No, who does this person remind you of?
00:23:21.640 Who does it sound like, kind of?
00:23:25.240 If he had the phrase, hey, sisters, who would it sound like?
00:23:29.440 Shut up.
00:23:31.960 You think I sound like Kylie?
00:23:33.440 I get that a lot.
00:23:35.240 I get that a lot, actually.
00:23:37.180 You're so sweet.
00:23:39.400 Am I?
00:23:40.360 Okay.
00:23:41.500 I wasn't talking to you.
00:23:43.260 I mean, I wasn't talking to you.
00:23:48.300 Anyways.
00:23:49.840 There's a kid under me.
00:23:51.740 What is wrong with this kid?
00:23:53.820 Relax.
00:23:54.400 Oh my gosh.
00:23:55.580 I got a gun.
00:23:56.260 I'm coming over there to protect you.
00:23:58.300 I already have a gun and I knocked him.
00:24:00.460 I'm going to throw him at his teammate.
00:24:02.680 And then I'm going to throw many at him.
00:24:04.700 And then I'm going to go,
00:24:05.500 How was your Christmas, guys?
00:24:09.800 How was your Christmas so far?
00:24:12.000 Pretty good, except I'm 1 HP and I'm about to die.
00:24:14.880 I'm about to throw my controller at my TV.
00:24:17.140 No, don't.
00:24:18.420 Me and Kolo are right around you.
00:24:19.680 We'll save you.
00:24:21.800 Kolo, shoot that motherfucker.
00:24:23.400 Shoot him.
00:24:23.840 Pedro, I got you.
00:24:26.000 Don't worry, buddy.
00:24:26.680 Stay there.
00:24:27.280 Don't move.
00:24:29.760 This kid is...
00:24:30.760 Let's go.
00:24:31.360 Oh my God, Pedro.
00:24:32.400 Keep behind you.
00:24:32.880 Keep behind you.
00:24:33.420 Oh, Pedro.
00:24:35.960 I'm dead.
00:24:37.460 No bats.
00:24:38.300 Yes, I am.
00:24:38.920 I'm...
00:24:39.720 Kill him, kill him.
00:24:41.960 Oh my God.
00:24:45.500 You're insane, Jaws.
00:24:47.180 You're insane, Jaws.
00:24:48.300 I got you, Pedro.
00:24:49.400 Get up.
00:24:50.860 What the fuck?
00:24:51.600 I can't.
00:24:52.220 I'm still dead.
00:24:53.440 There's too many people.
00:24:54.580 Use your brain.
00:24:55.780 Holy shit, dog.
00:24:59.140 Holy moly.
00:25:00.620 All right, let me get this loot.
00:25:01.580 Don't...
00:25:02.140 Wait, they're still alive?
00:25:06.260 Holy shit.
00:25:07.060 Where?
00:25:07.360 No, no, you did that.
00:25:10.540 That's what you did.
00:25:11.280 You just...
00:25:11.740 Oh, no, I'm rather than that way.
00:25:13.520 I did.
00:25:14.720 All right.
00:25:15.900 Oh, you did.
00:25:16.400 Okay.
00:25:17.440 Yeah, I totally didn't know you just did that.
00:25:19.940 Wait, what did I do?
00:25:21.740 Oh my God.
00:25:23.160 Why are you being so disrespectful?
00:25:25.160 I'm not.
00:25:26.600 Jesus.
00:25:27.140 Hold on.
00:25:28.080 Jesus Christ.
00:25:30.360 Jesus Christ.
00:25:31.980 Are you mocking me?
00:25:33.680 Yeah.
00:25:36.000 Exactly what you sound like.
00:25:37.700 Bro, I could have disrespected a man.
00:25:40.200 Like, come on now.
00:25:40.940 I appreciate that.
00:25:41.920 What's your name?
00:25:42.920 Kolo.
00:25:44.200 I'm not a man, actually.
00:25:45.220 Jesus, actually.
00:25:48.080 Oh, sh...
00:25:49.000 Oh.
00:25:49.820 Shut up.
00:25:50.520 Shut up.
00:25:50.920 Shut up.
00:25:51.280 Shut up.
00:25:51.620 I'm not gonna say anything.
00:25:53.840 I'm trying not to be disrespectful.
00:25:56.260 I'm not being disrespectful.
00:26:01.280 Go to party channel real quick.
00:26:04.820 Wait, where are you guys going?
00:26:06.040 Nah, Chet.
00:26:12.120 Hello?
00:26:14.920 Um, are they talking crap about me?
00:26:18.080 Oh, a legendary Chet.
00:26:19.820 Tiffany.
00:26:20.420 Yo.
00:26:21.680 Tiffany.
00:26:22.900 Yeah?
00:26:23.560 Are they talking crap about me in a party?
00:26:25.720 Oh, I don't know.
00:26:26.520 I'm not on party with them.
00:26:27.580 I don't know these people.
00:26:28.360 Oh, let's go.
00:26:44.980 Yo, Citrus.
00:26:45.540 Come doos and be out there, bro.
00:26:46.540 That's an AI.
00:26:50.620 Is this one of y'all's?
00:26:52.440 Yo, is this one of y'all's?
00:26:54.080 Oh my God.
00:26:54.620 What happened?
00:26:55.200 Is this one of y'all's that is...
00:26:56.340 Yo, can I have that sniper?
00:26:57.820 Can I have that sniper?
00:26:59.000 Oh, I'm like...
00:26:59.640 I'm sorry, but I'm gonna use it.
00:27:01.100 I'm gonna use it.
00:27:01.940 Listen.
00:27:02.620 Who...
00:27:02.960 Yo, there's somebody texting me on my...
00:27:05.240 Oh, on my Xbox right now.
00:27:06.600 I wanna know who it is.
00:27:07.420 I wanna know if it's one of y'all.
00:27:09.180 Oh, I'm not texting you.
00:27:10.200 Oh, I'm not texting you.
00:27:11.260 I'm in the middle of the game.
00:27:12.140 I'm in the middle of the game.
00:27:13.160 They can't.
00:27:14.060 No crap.
00:27:15.360 Uh, Pedro.
00:27:16.320 Pedro.
00:27:17.280 Your mic is echoing really bad.
00:27:19.200 Can you fix it?
00:27:19.880 Can you fix it?
00:27:21.060 Yeah, yeah.
00:27:22.200 Or is it Kolo?
00:27:23.760 Oh, it's Pedro.
00:27:24.660 Okay.
00:27:26.420 Why do I keep getting freaking friend requests?
00:27:28.720 Who is this?
00:27:29.440 Shit.
00:27:30.100 Shame, dog.
00:27:31.580 For real.
00:27:32.220 Holy shit.
00:27:32.980 Me too.
00:27:33.840 What the fuck?
00:27:34.700 Do you do YouTube or something?
00:27:37.340 No, do you?
00:27:39.000 No, you have to.
00:27:40.860 You must be streaming or something.
00:27:42.520 Because this is like...
00:27:43.060 I'm getting them too.
00:27:44.440 What do you mean?
00:27:45.620 You're lying.
00:27:46.860 I really am.
00:27:48.280 There's a big pot here if anybody wants it.
00:27:50.520 Let me get the big pot.
00:27:51.720 What the fuck?
00:27:53.900 Wait, where is it?
00:27:54.480 Holy shit.
00:27:55.460 I'm so confused.
00:27:56.980 Kobe, Kolo, don't drink it.
00:27:58.500 It's mine, bitch.
00:28:02.300 Excuse me?
00:28:03.180 That's karma.
00:28:04.700 Excuse your language.
00:28:06.320 I'm sorry.
00:28:07.420 Biatchi.
00:28:08.160 It's fine.
00:28:09.920 Aw, you dropped it for me.
00:28:11.220 What a nice man you are.
00:28:13.600 Oh my God.
00:28:14.660 Friend of course, I'm shitter.
00:28:16.060 Oh my God.
00:28:16.640 One day you're going to make a really good hubby.
00:28:21.540 I go.
00:28:22.020 This is so weird.
00:28:25.900 I'm getting so many ads.
00:28:27.240 I've never gotten this.
00:28:28.140 Is someone like hacking my freaking...
00:28:30.240 Dude, Tiffany.
00:28:31.440 I am too.
00:28:32.240 Pedro, are you getting them?
00:28:33.580 Trust me.
00:28:34.400 I've done...
00:28:35.000 It's happened before.
00:28:36.780 And I got like 50 friend requests.
00:28:39.140 And that's probably...
00:28:39.580 I've never had this happen.
00:28:40.640 It's literally happening like non-stop.
00:28:44.340 Is it probably because I have 120 friend zones?
00:28:48.940 I don't know, but this is crazy.
00:28:52.160 Okay, we gotta go to the circle.
00:28:54.020 Okay, get in the car.
00:28:54.900 Everyone hop in.
00:28:55.960 Where's the car?
00:28:56.940 I got it right here.
00:28:57.860 Everyone get in.
00:28:58.980 This is a big ass car.
00:29:00.860 Tiffany, get in the chop.
00:29:01.720 Get in, loser.
00:29:04.960 We're going shopping.
00:29:08.380 Yeah.
00:29:12.420 Me too.
00:29:13.400 Why are you saying Aiden?
00:29:18.360 Oh, Pedro.
00:29:19.120 Me and you have the same name.
00:29:25.040 No, Tiffany.
00:29:26.440 Mine's getting blown up too.
00:29:30.500 Oh, you know what?
00:29:31.420 Fortnite just tweeted that that's a bug right now.
00:29:34.360 Actually, everyone's getting it right now, I think.
00:29:36.420 Holy shit.
00:29:37.100 There's guys here.
00:29:38.340 Oh, fuck no.
00:29:41.720 I'm going to.
00:29:42.680 But give me a second.
00:29:45.500 They're good.
00:29:47.100 You're dead.
00:29:48.100 You're dead.
00:29:48.880 No, no.
00:29:49.220 Don't die, Kolo.
00:29:53.840 Oh, shit.
00:29:56.660 God.
00:29:58.380 Oh, my God.
00:29:59.860 Sick.
00:30:00.260 I'm getting every.
00:30:01.860 I'm getting.
00:30:10.160 I'm trying to be racist, but what rage do I have on?
00:30:12.600 This game is fucking ass.
00:30:14.740 And you guys are getting spam because I'm a streamer.
00:30:19.340 I'm streaming on Twitch.
00:30:20.120 Twitch.tv slash Aiden Ross.
00:30:21.840 Thank you guys for being good sports.
00:30:23.460 Yo, chat.
00:30:24.280 This game is shit.
00:30:25.080 Chat, stop fucking ruining this shit, bro.
00:30:26.840 Stop fucking ruining this shit.
00:30:29.920 They weren't supposed to spam you guys either, bro.
00:30:31.880 Now, how do I back out?
00:30:32.760 Okay.
00:30:34.540 Oh, my God.
00:30:35.780 That was so sweet.
00:30:38.260 Okay.
00:30:38.880 I'm not trying to be racist, but what rage does not like?
00:30:43.240 White.
00:30:45.100 Black actually.
00:30:46.560 Wait.
00:30:46.980 Wait.
00:30:47.320 What the fuck did you just ask me?
00:30:49.160 Nah, I'm kidding.
00:30:52.020 I'm kidding, dog.
00:30:52.680 I'm kidding.
00:30:53.800 Holy shit.
00:30:56.220 Nah, chat.
00:30:57.080 Nah, what the fuck?
00:30:58.640 Nah, everyone just put what the fuck in the chat.
00:31:00.500 He's weird.
00:31:01.880 Oh, God.
00:31:02.380 He's weird.
00:31:03.320 Yeah.
00:31:03.600 No, don't self-promote in Fortnite.
00:31:06.180 They'll ban you.
00:31:07.700 On Fortnite, Will?
00:31:09.420 Yeah.
00:31:10.060 They'll put my ban you.
00:31:11.380 On Fortnite?
00:31:14.160 Yeah.
00:31:14.940 Say you swear to God.
00:31:16.600 Swear to God.
00:31:17.240 Oh, God.
00:31:19.460 What?
00:31:20.120 I didn't know that.
00:31:21.900 Am I good or am I bad?
00:31:26.800 You did it twice, though.
00:31:28.920 And you're street.
00:31:30.340 Oh.
00:31:31.520 I didn't know.
00:31:32.600 How was I supposed to know?
00:31:33.540 No, that's not true.
00:31:34.440 Actually, I've seen people do it all the time.
00:31:36.500 You're literally lying, bro.
00:31:40.640 Yeah, you're lying.
00:31:41.580 You're so weird.
00:31:42.880 Nah, you're weird as fuck.
00:31:44.920 Nah, you're actually weird.
00:31:45.700 Chad, do you guys want to keep doing squads or solos?
00:31:48.400 I mean, or, yeah.
00:31:54.440 And you said on God.
00:31:55.920 Nah, you're weird, Paco.
00:31:59.160 Appreciate the give the sauce, bro.
00:32:00.240 I got it.
00:32:04.520 She want to fuck with the woo.
00:32:09.820 Chad, do you guys know this song?
00:32:12.800 I'm just kidding.
00:32:13.240 Yeah.
00:32:14.240 I'm just kidding.
00:32:15.340 I'm just kidding.
00:32:16.420 I'm just kidding.
00:32:17.380 I'm just kidding.
00:32:18.060 I'm
00:32:19.920 just kidding.
00:32:20.560 I'm just kidding.
00:32:23.240 It was up to 16 people.
00:32:45.680 We don't have to do that.
00:32:50.420 Had their names.
00:32:51.320 I don't know how to do that.
00:32:54.200 Yo, CT.
00:32:57.520 CT.
00:32:59.700 Prince.
00:33:01.520 Prince.
00:33:03.460 Guys, I'm going to leave you don't talk.
00:33:05.100 I don't know communication here.
00:33:07.300 Three, two, one.
00:33:10.800 You guys are lame.
00:33:12.260 You're so lame.
00:33:15.260 Hello?
00:33:16.420 Hi, Prince.
00:33:18.980 Huh?
00:33:19.580 I can't do that, chat.
00:33:23.240 I'm sorry, bro.
00:33:25.840 Oh, move the camera.
00:33:28.260 Oh, there's a streamer mode?
00:33:29.480 How do I do that?
00:33:35.920 Where do I go to streamer mode at?
00:33:37.200 Where do I go for the streamer mode?
00:33:47.260 Anonymous mode?
00:33:49.660 Hide your name.
00:33:51.460 Hide other players' names.
00:33:52.640 Yes.
00:33:53.780 Here we go.
00:33:56.880 Chat.
00:33:57.200 Don't lose the chat.
00:33:57.800 We fixed it.
00:33:58.300 Come on.
00:34:05.580 Kidding me.
00:34:06.220 Ba, ba.
00:34:14.020 Why are you guys saying leaked, bro?
00:34:16.020 Why?
00:34:16.340 What's it going to charge?
00:34:25.940 She didn't even fucking fix it, bro.
00:34:29.940 One shot.
00:34:32.240 One shot.
00:34:35.140 What's good, one shot?
00:34:36.200 What's good, brother?
00:34:41.400 How you doing, man?
00:34:42.500 How you Christmas, man?
00:34:43.680 Oh, that's a really generous question.
00:34:46.340 My Christmas is going really well.
00:34:48.800 How was your Christmas?
00:34:58.040 Hello?
00:34:59.940 Yo, yeah, yeah.
00:35:04.440 So what's the drop like?
00:35:05.820 What do you want to drop?
00:35:07.460 Wait, why are we in duos?
00:35:08.540 I thought this was squads.
00:35:10.360 I thought we was, too, bro.
00:35:13.400 What the hell?
00:35:16.340 Okay.
00:35:18.260 Where do you want to drop?
00:35:21.420 Fuck it.
00:35:21.920 Let's go salty.
00:35:22.800 Oh, no.
00:35:24.520 I'm playing with a streamer.
00:35:26.500 This is my first streamer, bro.
00:35:28.300 Oh, my.
00:35:29.220 Bro, I did not know that.
00:35:34.720 No, you're not bonus.
00:35:35.800 My fault, bro.
00:35:36.360 I was looking at something.
00:35:38.080 No, you're scraped.
00:35:39.040 You're scraped.
00:35:39.580 No, you're scraped.
00:35:43.560 You're scraped.
00:35:45.540 This was good, bro.
00:35:46.520 Yeah.
00:35:46.980 It was good.
00:35:51.140 What up?
00:35:53.460 Oh, man.
00:35:55.920 Where are you from?
00:35:56.960 I'm from all of these friends with quits.
00:35:58.560 I'm from Georgia, bro.
00:36:00.280 Nice, nice.
00:36:01.300 I used to live in Atlanta, too.
00:36:03.040 Oh, for real?
00:36:05.400 Yeah.
00:36:07.220 That's dope.
00:36:08.240 Do you know Playboy Cardi?
00:36:13.080 Yeah.
00:36:13.980 I don't really kill his music like that.
00:36:16.440 Did you like it?
00:36:17.000 Hold on a red.
00:36:17.520 Did you like it?
00:36:19.020 Yeah, I did.
00:36:19.980 Now, that one, I did.
00:36:21.300 You liked it?
00:36:23.200 Yeah, kinda.
00:36:25.020 What?
00:36:27.120 What was wrong with it?
00:36:28.580 Shit was ass.
00:36:29.460 Like, what the fuck?
00:36:30.260 All right, bro.
00:36:40.560 Is this duos or squads?
00:36:41.620 I'm so confused.
00:36:43.700 It's squads, bro.
00:36:45.820 So, it's 2v4 right now?
00:36:48.380 Yeah.
00:36:48.800 You wanna push this house right here?
00:36:50.060 There's a guy right here on me.
00:36:51.200 How old are you, by the way?
00:36:53.320 Oh, I'm 19.
00:36:54.620 I'd be 20 on the third.
00:36:55.620 You sound hella cute.
00:36:57.140 Oh, shit.
00:36:57.880 I'm dead.
00:36:58.100 Oh, man.
00:37:00.260 Bro, chat.
00:37:07.600 Is it time to go back into solos, bro?
00:37:11.920 I wanna go back to solos, I think.
00:37:13.840 We shot you.
00:37:27.140 Yo, Citrus, come play, bro.
00:37:28.580 Come play.
00:37:32.260 Citrus, baby.
00:37:33.760 Citrus, baby.
00:37:36.800 What?
00:37:37.500 Start up, like, uh, Creative Phil.
00:37:40.000 Your mic is so assed.
00:37:41.660 Creative Phil, dumbass.
00:37:43.660 Hey, bitch.
00:37:45.600 Don't talk to me like that.
00:37:46.820 Creative Phil.
00:37:48.440 Watch.
00:37:49.000 Oh, my God.
00:37:49.660 I'm watching that.
00:37:50.440 Start it up.
00:37:53.780 It's on Phil.
00:37:55.120 All right, bro.
00:37:56.120 By the way, chat.
00:37:57.320 Merry Christmas to you guys.
00:37:58.580 What time is it for motherfuckers?
00:37:59.720 So, are we gonna get mashed up with people, yes or no?
00:38:04.860 Yeah, with, like, 16.
00:38:07.100 16 total people?
00:38:09.020 Yeah.
00:38:10.000 Holy shit.
00:38:17.300 Where they at?
00:38:20.560 Citrus, where they at?
00:38:25.520 Citrus, where they at?
00:38:26.360 Why am I dying?
00:38:31.580 Like, what the fuck?
00:38:33.080 Bro, why am I?
00:38:33.920 What the?
00:38:34.880 Bro, this shit is bugged.
00:38:36.680 Bugged.
00:38:37.760 Bro, I'm gonna die, bro.
00:38:40.500 This shit's ass.
00:38:41.460 Leave creative.
00:38:42.180 I don't know why the fuck he's doing that.
00:38:43.320 Hello?
00:38:44.440 New lobby.
00:38:46.380 Hello?
00:38:47.020 It's because of shitty mics, dude.
00:38:51.720 Chat, do you guys like that?
00:38:52.820 Do you guys like that noise of my fan?
00:38:54.080 I don't know.
00:38:56.360 I'm getting a win.
00:38:57.740 Every one I get, I'm gonna gift you guys stuff.
00:38:59.400 I fixed my PayPal, so now it'll work.
00:39:01.600 All right.
00:39:02.540 Do you guys want music?
00:39:03.980 Music on or music off?
00:39:05.040 If we put music on, we're gonna listen to a whole lot of red, so.
00:39:07.600 It's up to you guys.
00:39:08.620 Hey, my boy, another gift of yourself.
00:39:09.980 Thank you so much, motherfuckers.
00:39:11.460 Why are you guys stream sniping?
00:39:13.380 Why are you guys stream sniping?
00:39:13.460 Oh, fuck that shit.
00:39:20.800 Where do I go?
00:39:25.120 Why, Astro underscore seven?
00:39:26.540 Literally, why?
00:39:27.300 What the fuck did I do to you, bitch?
00:39:30.280 I'm gifting two more subs?
00:39:31.980 Oh my god, you're so generous, babe.
00:39:36.700 How?
00:39:38.060 Stop, bro!
00:39:38.880 Fuck you!
00:39:47.060 What?
00:39:48.300 God, bro.
00:39:49.360 This game is show fucking ass, bro.
00:39:53.760 Yo, big man, one, two, three, one on one.
00:39:55.260 Suck my dick, bitch, and fuck you.
00:39:56.580 Only OGs, real ones, though.
00:40:06.380 That song.
00:40:08.500 You're dead.
00:40:09.120 Shut up.
00:40:11.100 What?
00:40:12.360 What?
00:40:17.580 Ha ha, bitch!
00:40:18.680 Suck my dick!
00:40:19.820 Oh my god, bro!
00:40:21.320 Oh my god, bro!
00:40:26.580 Oh my god, Jett!
00:40:48.260 Dude.
00:40:48.600 Oh my god, Jett!
00:40:56.560 I swear to god I'm not hacking.
00:41:10.920 I swear to god I'm not.
00:41:19.740 Shh.
00:41:20.240 Shh.
00:41:21.940 After this, I'm going to game chat.
00:41:23.200 I'm going to...
00:41:23.560 I'm going to queue up with people
00:41:25.460 and act gay in game chat chat, alright?
00:41:28.220 I swear to god I'm not hacking.
00:41:29.420 I swear to god I'm not hacking.
00:41:29.460 I swear to god I'm not.
00:41:32.160 Oh, Ronaldo, FaceTime me.
00:41:42.180 I'm streaming.
00:41:42.920 Come play.
00:41:44.300 What'd you say, baby?
00:41:45.240 I'm playing Fortnite.
00:41:45.940 I'm streaming.
00:41:47.260 You want to fuck me?
00:41:48.500 Please?
00:41:52.480 Hold on, I got to lock in.
00:41:53.520 Can you hang up and call me back?
00:41:54.860 Please.
00:41:55.420 Please.
00:41:56.800 Yeah, I'm locked.
00:41:57.940 Uh, I got you in the middle.
00:41:58.920 Okay.
00:42:02.920 Ah!
00:42:03.960 Fuck this shitty-ass game, bro!
00:42:06.960 I'm still here!
00:42:07.940 I'm still here!
00:42:09.440 And he's laughing!
00:42:10.560 Like, what the fuck you, bro?
00:42:12.060 You want to come play?
00:42:21.360 Yeah, I got a couple games in.
00:42:23.480 Alright, I'll buy you over this one.
00:42:27.960 Oh my god.
00:42:29.100 This game is ass as fuck, bro.
00:42:31.380 Like, who made this shit?
00:42:35.820 It says,
00:42:36.380 B Anthem, you're a Royce.
00:42:37.100 You're weird as fuck and you have no teeth.
00:42:38.440 Eat it.
00:42:55.320 No girl wants to do it for Christmas, bro.
00:42:57.460 Literally no fucking girl wants to do it for Christmas.
00:43:00.780 It's like, what?
00:43:01.700 Like, I literally...
00:43:04.040 Bro, what is that, bro?
00:43:07.060 Chat, what?
00:43:07.680 Kill me if I go in there.
00:43:08.380 Yes or no?
00:43:10.820 Yes or no will kill me.
00:43:13.400 No?
00:43:13.880 Okay.
00:43:24.120 What?
00:43:30.340 Wait.
00:43:32.700 Eliminate, eliminate player?
00:43:33.740 Wait, what?
00:43:46.840 Are we friends now?
00:43:47.960 Are you gonna follow me?
00:43:52.120 Hey, it drops wood.
00:43:53.260 He drops wood.
00:43:56.200 He drops wood.
00:43:58.660 Wait, I'm with what?
00:43:59.120 My pickaxe?
00:43:59.680 Yes or no?
00:44:00.100 My pickaxe?
00:44:04.140 How much wood does he give you?
00:44:06.300 How much wood?
00:44:07.120 How much wood, Royce?
00:44:10.200 Thanks for the sub...
00:44:11.380 What is your name?
00:44:12.260 100?
00:44:14.640 100?
00:44:14.780 500?
00:44:15.180 Oh, that bad.
00:44:21.320 With my pickaxe.
00:44:22.580 If you're lying, I swear to God, you're getting man, Royce.
00:44:24.720 I swear to God.
00:44:25.760 So, are you lying?
00:44:28.620 He'll drop it.
00:44:29.480 You are a fucking asshole, bro!
00:44:49.040 Die, bitch.
00:44:52.720 Yo, Royce, I want you to literally know that you have no teeth and you're ugly as fuck.
00:44:56.140 Yo!
00:44:58.660 Yo!
00:45:00.180 Hello, can you guys fucking hear me?
00:45:04.620 How do I make it so I can hear?
00:45:06.900 Go to settings.
00:45:08.400 They can hear you.
00:45:09.160 Okay, what do I do?
00:45:16.700 Voice chat's on, chat.
00:45:17.760 Okay.
00:45:17.920 Okay.
00:45:17.980 Okay.
00:45:26.140 What do I do?
00:45:33.000 It's working, but how do I make it so they can hear me?
00:45:35.980 I'm in game chat.
00:45:37.060 Wait.
00:45:37.720 Yo, Tayshia and Chris.
00:45:40.440 If you guys can hear me, take out your parachute.
00:45:48.240 Oh, you can hear me.
00:45:49.180 How come I can't hear you guys?
00:45:56.820 Voice channel and go to fix matchmaking?
00:46:03.740 How do you do it?
00:46:10.960 No, no, no, no.
00:46:11.620 Don't kill me.
00:46:12.560 Come on.
00:46:13.360 Why are you shooting?
00:46:15.120 Dude, are you fucking kidding me right now?
00:46:16.800 Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, you fucking bitch.
00:46:20.260 Fuck, bro.
00:46:23.380 How do I do it?
00:46:29.520 Can somebody please help me out to hear them?
00:46:31.440 I want to hear my teammates.
00:46:32.720 Bro.
00:46:33.340 Kevin, you're about to get me fucking killed, dumbass.
00:46:35.080 Stop breaking that, dumbass.
00:46:37.340 Fuck.
00:46:38.760 Go to audio settings.
00:46:41.100 Bro!
00:46:46.800 Great, I'm dead.
00:46:47.420 Yo, Kevin.
00:46:48.240 Kevin, if I...
00:46:48.740 You got me killed.
00:46:55.920 Maybe you won't see me.
00:47:00.720 Oh, Kevin, you're a lifesaver.
00:47:02.940 I know you can't hear me, but Kevin, if you're here, I want to suck your dick so bad.
00:47:06.360 Thank you, baby.
00:47:07.920 Kevin, can you tell me to fix my game audio?
00:47:09.600 My chat's not helping me.
00:47:11.560 Wait, you turned your mic controller down.
00:47:13.140 Yeah, but how do I make it not come out of my mic?
00:47:16.820 How do I make it come out of my headset?
00:47:20.500 Kevin, baby.
00:47:21.160 Fuck me, my...
00:47:21.740 Voice channels.
00:47:27.200 How do I fix that chat?
00:47:28.360 You guys are being so weird.
00:47:30.240 He's 12, bro.
00:47:31.040 Shut up, bro.
00:47:31.640 No, he's not.
00:47:35.900 Settings.
00:47:36.360 Okay.
00:47:36.960 Can a mod or a sub help me, please?
00:47:38.840 Okay.
00:47:43.140 Voice channels.
00:47:44.140 Okay.
00:47:45.940 I'm in voice channels.
00:47:48.640 What do I do?
00:47:50.820 Oh, game.
00:47:52.800 Kevin.
00:47:56.520 It's not working.
00:48:01.860 PlayStation settings.
00:48:05.040 Okay, now what?
00:48:08.520 What do I do?
00:48:09.400 What do I do?
00:48:13.140 It's on the TV, you idiots.
00:48:24.220 Input.
00:48:24.740 It's all microphone.
00:48:38.300 Yo.
00:48:40.020 Yo.
00:48:41.340 Wait, how old are you?
00:48:43.140 I think you or you, but...
00:48:46.640 Wait, how old are you?
00:48:50.440 How old enough?
00:48:52.180 Yeah, how old are you?
00:48:54.120 Eight.
00:48:55.300 I'm out!
00:48:56.780 Oh, my God, dude.
00:48:59.280 Okay, but chat, how do I make it come out of here, bro?
00:49:04.000 Okay.
00:49:04.700 I obviously didn't...
00:49:05.540 You guys are so weird.
00:49:06.540 I didn't know, bro.
00:49:07.480 What?
00:49:08.300 I couldn't even fucking hear.
00:49:10.840 I said, just go to Aiden's Planet.
00:49:11.900 I said, just go to Aiden's Planet.
00:49:11.920 All right.